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09-20-2026 · 8h 37m
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Oh, two more chapters to see United take me home, United rule.
I'm fucking buzzing mate, I am fucking buzzing for it.
Oh yes, oh yes, score predictions champ, what are your score predictions?
Oh, oh, oh, it's Karik, you know, Amanda!
Go on Amanda, Amanda, bitch, I've got a 20 gets there, go on Amanda!
Amanda, Amy Brackpool as well, go on, Amy!
Amanda, thank you so, so much, love, go on, Amanda!
Amanda!
Thank you very much, love.
Amy, thank you for the five as well, you sexy cunt.
Thank you very much.
Amanda!
Amanda!
Amanda!
Oh, what a time to be alive.
What a time to be a fucking live, mate.
Oh my God, I am fucking buzzing.
I'm actually fucking busy for it.
Oh, oh, oh, it's Carrick!
You know!
It's hard to believe it's not Skulls!
It's Carrick!
You know!
Oh, fuzz it, I'm buzzing for it.
I'm buzzing for it.
And you know what they say?
When one door closes, another door opens.
Honey power and a free 50 pound bet builder.
Go on then, you dirty fucker.
Go on then.
Honestly, let's have a look.
Let's have a look.
50 pound free bet builder.
Go on then, if I have to.
You know what I mean?
Listen, I have a perfect Andrews and Menino moment, right?
Spend 200 pound in 50 pound bets throughout the week.
You get an extra one at the end.
Hello, genius.
Sorry Freddie, mate.
No Christmas presents for you.
Tyler, do you want a nine?
Sam, do you want a 35?
Tomo, do you want a red?
Jessica, do you want a gifted?
We have to beat Fulham there, bottom of the table.
Miss Bird's bottom of the table, mate.
Oh my God.
Let me actually just have a look if they,
I think Spurs actually have one.
Oh my God, it's actually Fulham.
Bro, we cannot lose to Fulham.
Now we won't, we'll beat Fulham.
Up the Fulham.
Oh, fuck, we're playing them today.
Up United.
Fuck, I got mixed up there.
Karthi, favorite team of Smith, I appreciate that.
Right, chat.
Let's go.
Oh, wrong screen.
Here we fucking go, chat.
Right?
Here we fucking go.
Bet builder.
Let's go.
To be fouled, couldn't you all get fouled?
Josh King will get fouled, let's be honest, right?
Four or more shots on target, let's calm down.
Bruno to hit the target once, and then Bueno.
Go on Amanda, thank you for the fucking 1,000 bitties.
Go on Amanda, you mad cow.
Thank you so, so much, love.
I appreciate you a lot, you're a fucking legend.
Absolute legend.
Lindsay, 326 Daniel, 237 mate.
Right.
Score ahead at, no chance, absolutely no chance.
Liam, five and a nine months mate.
Score or assist, Bruno Fernandez, 100%.
Oh, I'm gonna, where's shots on target?
I'm gonna minute, Josh King or shot on target.
Chat, the reason that there's so much to be balanced
is because me bets have been coming in, that's why.
I just don't take it out.
To create a shot to the mental create a shot
Rashford will create a shot
Anytime assist now doing that one over
I'm gonna go both teams to score both teams to score. Yes 11 to 1
Boom, there's my fucking. That's me done
Use three bets apps are fucking rootler. There we fucking go
There we fucking go
Right then that what now let me put on the actual fucking back that I think will fucking
What I do is not fun to do in the air. I washed it. I was just going to shower
What do I say? Oh, maybe we had an Indonesia. What we're waiting for the answer Charlie. Do you have a 20 months? Thank you?
Showing a card. Oh
Fuller
I'm gonna go Sander Berg fuck. I should have put that in your back
Still working
Come on, Layla, do you have another mum's challenge?
Do you have another 20?
Tom, do you have a 38, mate?
Right, let's go.
Where's correct score?
I'm gonna go 3-1, my United is 12-1.
3-1, my United.
Go on, Jack, thank you very much for the 15, mate.
Go on the fucking bike.
Chat.
Chat, we need a word.
We need a word.
two years support you yaskra.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
I love you, mate.
We've had a tough weekend.
We've had a tough weekend.
But all I need is an absolute masterclass from Bruno and Bueno and Lemons and we're
cooking with oil.
oil. Do I have to put the lowest out of both boys? Oh my God buy a country mile. Wow.
And let's Bruno awesome at fucking. Who on max for the 21 make happy go to a bit
What he was on the lowest Davey's child or see got he's just got couldn't ya and the man's
Fucked
Absolutely fucked a facility. It's not a mistake. Thank you so much mate. Sorry. I missed it. Thank you, bro
Hey, Luke Shaw's also starting which is unbelievable because I thought he's gonna be injured a
Pure a beat even a 30 make on the boy Jackie's very good primer
Bruno instant red card no chance
Absolutely no chance. I can do some grocery shopping now get some coconut water that we're talking about yesterday
Fucking have a go here
Let's have a look here
Kind of red bull boxes. Yeah, they're going thrown out tomorrow for recycling
Right, let's order two of these. We'll go three of them just in case I like him
There we go
You'll came a cat to me are you watching it with Jake you can come in and watch it with me if you want some to
Don't mind
But then again, it's a weird one with Jake because he's not actually a United fan
Do you know what I mean? So it's sometimes. Yeah, no, he's me
Drink water. I'm ordering water. Don't worry
Right, I've got what what waters hey, what's your flavor flavor nice what's your favorite water chap
Highland, Pure Life, Volvic, Evian, Buxton.
Nearly two years.
Evian. Really? Why Evian?
That's a weird one, isn't it? I'm going to order some modern four balls of it.
Mine is Volvic, but they don't have Volvic in big bottles there
Interesting
Highland spring
Oh, my voice is fucked
Poked him for the wallet, I don't know nice. Evian is the third is the how I was a goat
Kirkland, I've never heard of that. How do I?
chicken, I've never heard of Kirkland, I'll be honest with you, and then let's get some
fruit, not more than as long as, yeah first, picture, right, raspberries is all of that.
There you go.
Council Pop, unbelievable.
Oh Kirkland's Costco, oh, okay, yeah, fairs.
Yeah, it is nice.
Oh, Mangon Passing Fruit.
It's Carrick.
You know, oh, by the way, I'm not even joking.
Josh, Josh King, right?
will cause us problems today.
That Josh King is fucking mint.
All they say about United here.
Today for Luke Shaw, for Manchester United
to make his 300th premier appearance,
Grinnell Fernandez, a consistent force
in the Manchester United midfield,
we are yet to see Carlos Pellegrino.
Of course you can't wild,
I've heard of fucking tier two,
mate, happy birthday Lottie Love.
They all give an amazing day of love
when he tells them to.
We're going to start losing it all,
dropping points late on at Everton,
beaten last week in the derby
and out of the car about cut midweek at home to Bracen.
Can Michael Karak side respond here before the break period
with Natalie Gevera?
Oh, Karak before again, here we go.
I want to start by asking about Benjamin Cejko.
He's not involved in the squad.
What can you tell us about that?
Yeah, a little bit of an assessment at the moment, really.
He just pulled up after the game the other day
with a little bit of pain, so we'll have to see how he is.
Carlos Boliva, involved for the first time.
Can fans expect to see maybe a few minutes of him?
how is he physically? Yeah I mean he's fit now he hasn't trained an awful lot of the
teamers. Go on Corey King, February 18th mate! We'd like to have him fit. Fulham they've
been covering a lot of ground so what is Keen dealing with this aspect of their game?
Yeah we've got to do a lot of good things for our own performance you know and we've
been doing some good things in games maybe not quite enough at times for the whole game
So that's sometimes a bit tactical, that's sometimes just a little bit of the quality that's sometimes always looking to improve so we always looking to improve.
It's been a challenging week, you've shown a lot of composure talking about it, but what is the importance of this game, how do you see it especially...
Celtic lost again today! No!
Yeah, it's normal for us really, we've prepared for the game today, normal, it's another game.
It's another great thing away in the United States.
I don't actually care if you guys, but it's just for now, rattled everyone's guts.
Oh my God, I lost 1-0.
At home as well.
And two former Manchester United players here who won Premier League titles with Michael Carrot,
how Bruno Fernandez would love to get his hand on that trophy.
Does he still almost carry the hopes of Manchester United in this team?
When you're the best player from Manchester United, you do do that, yeah.
He is the person that everyone turns to, everyone that looks for.
Everything that creativity-wise comes from him.
If he plays well and he stays high in that number 10 position,
he creates everything for his team.
You know, he dropped deeper against Man City and, you know, I don't want to see him there.
I want to see him higher up because, like I said, he creates goals,
he created for Brian and Brummer against Ips, which is fantastic that assist.
Right, we'll wait for that now.
Hey, India, thank you very much for 27 love, thank you, thank you, thank you.
32, he's off to Saturday soon, nah, no chance.
We've got Bruno to at least 34, I reckon.
I think we've got him to at least 34, I hope so anyway, fucking hell.
Fucking need him.
Do you know what the wrong thing you do, I've got my placement signed up.
We haven't had imagine he goes
Where fucks if he goes from my controllers fucks
Fucks
Fuck those weather missing pieces are by the way
No idea where the missing pieces are. Oh well my dritter on as well chap
Real Madrid Iran. Hey, here's a coin gone. Yvette is an Atalanta Iran. AC Milan Iran.
Oh, Real Madrid Iran. Interesting.
You see the UFC last night, Barrett Scott, I've no idea, the fuck's Mr. Gilbert?
He's not a fighter at the UFC, fucking actor.
UFC and Mr. Gilbert.
Excuse me.
I'm only the Brazilian player.
So they're gone. I'll follow Abel Lowe.
Abel Lowe, by the way.
Not a good manager.
Not a good manager.
very open they were against Chelsea and away at Sunderland losing a home to
Crystal Palace he is Abeloua he's off to Chelsea Sunderland Palace drew to the
pool we got a prediction going for United Fulham who the fuck is better on
Fulham what are you looking to replicate from bro you said everything the
the performance that we did and Adam failed against a big team so...
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The averages were quite close, but Clayton just took his doubles.
Is that what it was for anyone who watched it?
I didn't catch it.
Yes, Liam, you okay?
That wasn't great.
Well, no, obviously not.
You lost 10-4.
But the point is, did he just miss loads of doubles?
Could he score him a similar to Clayton's?
Go on, Sky, do you want a four months?
Thank you very much, Sky.
The doubles are terrible, yeah, of course.
You've DC'd in the draft final that's a tough one to take make double five at least ten times
Well, if you get into double fire that means he's missing double ten and that's when you know some it's off
Now no, he ended the game with 20 percent doubles
Right we've got four minutes until United four minutes
Come on.
My way.
Red all day.
I was me gallery.
Very good to be fair.
19.0 file fast.
Me
Not my plan be
It didn't count the loss go on cutting your mother's going win the final now, mate
Way
Yeah, so a fortnight tournament later with dead jet. I guess he's gonna be better locked in bro. Don't reply to me anymore
He's changed
Bulldog I'm doing my own thing bro
Madness I'm not I don't die for collapse me
and the RP tonight. No.
Oh, Shaqiri, Zyda. Two minutes. Come on, United. I'm just milking up through the packs
to United. I've got new controller. No, but I have to anyway. So I'm going to go out and
get some. Oh I'll get my Mam to go, Cory's gonna get me loads.
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I say the shit for Ender Rising, I say there's trouble on the way, don't go out tonight unless
you ran him white, I say there's trouble on the way.
Come on, red cabinet, well there goes that hacker.
come on boys.
What the fuck was that?
Oh!
My Uber Eats is there. Let's do the commentary for a minute.
I've got to go and make sure.
Look, Shaw returns on the left side for Manchester United.
Oh!
I can't just take this throw.
Look at that. I've come back before the United was left.
United here.
Infamously.
Two goal lead in the Carabao Cup with weak.
Shortcoming of...
historical proportions, so long had it been since last that happened to them.
Charles.
Nacier.
Estanya.
That's the way they're all talking about, Josh King.
Senator Berger and Calvin Bassett.
Fullham or Werrod sits at midweek as well.
came out of a very awkwardly cut tie at West Ham on the right side.
The first film that just as easily as one has lost at Antwerp last weekend, they had 34% possession, they had 10 shots to Liverpool's 14, 8 corners to Liverpool's 5.
He was just king. He was a menace throughout.
That's the ball.
Will it be?
Burger.
I'm like you what I'm seeing it for we've got the ball
He slipped it here for Garcia!
Not even close. Not even close.
Fucking hell.
He's plunging at his near post.
Not even fucking close, that.
Sticked pretty well for the first four minutes of this match
and got a few too much to get in.
Garcia.
Let's see his chances from there. He snatches at it.
It's a good opening.
Two through.
Here we go to David.
Consola Garcia have made his first lead start
for Real Madrid under Javi Alonso.
Fucking hell.
Fuckin' hell, we're the winner of rest of our budget.
Now, right, we're going to bat paint.
Our team has...
All coconut water, I can try it.
I'm going to be maybe 10 minutes to turn.
I'm catching up from full back.
I'm going to actually shoot.
I'm going to shoot.
More, more, right.
Oh, I'm getting out of stocking there.
The left leg, I thought I was aware of him.
One more, one more JJ, I've got all the fun in.
Come on boys, fucking straight into these here.
I felt fucking... Oh, come on.
Rashford.
Right, coconut-wise, even good.
I know it's good for you, but is it nice?
With the reassurance of a southern's back to the England party.
Next weekend's game.
Against the World Champions.
What the fuck is in that?
I mean he's drinkable because it's good for you but it's not it's not like we go
to you know I mean ain't me go to
I can't believe Cezco's injured by the way.
Now I'm falling on the attack here then.
Great ball by Mowbert. Love that.
Love that. Keep going coming all day.
Oh, no.
Robinson in.
Rashford's got to be outside.
Rashford, I knew it.
That is the run that Rashford needs to make a lot more of.
Fuller just going to keep that line as high as they were in the...
No pressure on the ball in midfield.
He's run here, Rashford.
Across the front of Gaston, he's in.
He just goes in now to where the games are.
The games are, is it?
Still seeking as he hits Marcus Rashford, what would be the first goal of his second Manchester United incarnation?
Are you watching it in here?
Take it.
Josh King.
Jake Cummins, you watching a movie?
Yeah.
Mr Bob?
It's a straight charge so Manchester is the point.
He asks about even coming through.
Of course, originally off Manchester City.
He's on it.
Peter Jere in going down.
Oh, he's got the ball.
Now they're going to strap back against this opponent.
He's not going for a United.
He's vernacular there, Charles all right.
I think it's sticking on quickly by a round-strip.
Couldn't get to drive an athlete.
We're back.
Don't go!
Fuck it!
He's a harry down with the next one.
It's alright love-out.
I'm not bad.
Someone just said streamer in at 4.38.
I know this.
Don't be mean.
It's alright Steve.
It's a sensitive start for both teams isn't it?
They're just trying to look at each other.
They're really trying to get up to the ball.
They're just watching each other pass it around.
Interesting.
Thank you.
We're going, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno.
Bruno Bruno Bruno
Connors United
I'm going to go out to my team is
I'm going to save Charles because I see you had a touch which didn't really help.
My team has...
What a save.
Love your real life.
Oh my god what a save.
What a save by the way.
Oh my god.
Amanda Holden?
Great save.
You're going to try cooking it or?
Go for you.
Is it? Is it?
Why?
It helps you de-blow and it's also not got much sugar in it.
You don't like it?
No, there's not like it.
Sure.
I thought I could grow to like it but at the moment it's not for me.
It's both of mine.
Oh fuck off man.
Go on, Susie!
Go on, Susie!
Thank you for the 25!
Go on, Susie!
Susie!
Go on, Susie!
Are you in gold with your f***ing scores?
Thank you very much, Susie Love.
I appreciate you a lot, you're a legend.
Thank you, Love.
I know, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much, Susie Love.
I appreciate you.
How many times are you sure was that shot?
He hasn't scored in the Premier League since Arsenal.
He's so on this ground in January.
Oh, no man. Yeah? No, that was FA Club.
Oh, yeah, it worked.
No, in the white shirt.
I don't think that was FA Club.
Is it not?
Don't remember, he had the band on. He got hurt as well.
Oh, yeah.
Susie, thank you, love.
If anyone would give the submission, say thank you.
Oh, come on man. Look at that press from Bruno, but he's just he's pressing his own so there's gonna play around him. It's so easy.
Oh my god, love that. Go on, Cobbett. Got a fucking bot.
Joe that, Joe that.
I'm not sure.
Joey, that is.
King. Yeah.
Joe King.
No.
He's unbelievable.
Is it?
Hey, Finn Mott, favor the five, mate.
Go on, Finn. Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate you a lot, man. Thank you.
Thanks. Thanks.
It's not as natural again now, isn't it?
Not really.
It's still really dark here.
Thank you very much, Phil. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you, mate. What do you think of
the lineup? Jake, what would you have changed, anything?
All of us like, that's cool stuff. He's injured. Why? Drain it.
I'm fucking taking that, thanks.
Er, that probably should have been one of those channels.
Maybe Matt Rowey in it.
Matt Rowey in it.
Hey Thappers, thank you Thappers, 517 mate.
It's hard, the law had a bit of a tough game there against Brighton.
Some may say yeah, that's us.
Did he know? I didn't notice.
It can go one or two ways that. You start him today and he feels like he's got something to prove.
Or, you take him out and destroy his confidence even more. It is one of them really.
It's a mental game.
They should have. Not managers. They should have therapists as managers.
We can always make a change at half-time.
Yeah, you're all right back as well. That's also an option.
I think I should do well there.
I don't know.
Fullback's easier than centre-back.
You need a scoreboard.
Plaza, you into the chat, mate.
Oh, do you know what I would have done?
I would have won you down the middle and placed on the right.
Watch the game, it's just...
Yeah, no, I said that. I've been skewing you.
Amanda!
Go on, Amanda. If everyone falls in bits, love you fucking legend.
Thank you very much, love.
Legend. Thank you Amanda. He's not here. Who's not?
Lacey's on the bench. Oh, Plaz isn't here.
What am I paying him for?
He's on payment strike.
Now I paid him.
That's all right. Bailey's ill apparently.
Is he now?
He had National Bailey Day and all of a sudden after that he's now supposedly here.
It's a free game.
Defender to head back into it.
Oh! Go on Amanda with a keep it!
What an Amanda you mad cow.
Thank you Amanda. Go on Amanda.
Oh he's full back easier in the centre back.
Cos when you're in the middle mate, it's a lot harder than playing out wide.
I'll put it this way, I always get put left back.
What's the what to say?
Amanda, thank you so much.
Not out quick enough.
I'm quite a good enough of it, that's a nice come and take from Pugna.
What the fuck is he doing?
What is he doing?
There's one riff I've got, retreating from having taken the original set, please.
Working too much mate, that's why I've not been.
The only game I could have got to was X-Wage and I had one in the nurses' provincial.
The teams were really simply circumspect after that, I'm easy.
to be fair I did choose not the other player and that was a great choice
player love that bouncer let's first touch
are you there's a present yeah especially for the commentary
They don't have the misfortune to start the day.
They're very vulnerable to fire.
Gow!
I thought it was like a cyborg.
Oh, that one would have been nice though.
Buzzboz, this fucking mess.
They put that lamp for somebody?
No, I tried this because McGeer from the challenge.
She was like, you gag on it, so I wanted to see if you gag.
What are you on about?
A shot?
Am I okay for that?
You can't get a small point.
That's point deal, hasn't it, Jake?
Well, you're not.
Yeah, points to the back of your esophagus.
No, I didn't like that.
I was still going there, probably.
Are you shooting?
I'm not shooting.
I've had him before, I don't know.
I don't like him, but he's really good for you.
Apparently, I don't know.
The GND shot's good for you, Chap.
Be sure to me, assistant.
I feel a bit shit in the minute as well.
What the fuck?
What's your name?
Olivia
Oh my god, we've seen that on TV
The guy went on with a little basketball to calm
Oh yeah?
He just started going down
He just started going down
That's right
That's really burns
Oh my god
3, 2, 1
Oh, she does burn.
It's a little bit of an alcohol.
Well then, how have you not come out with a ball?
Oh my God, I'm fucking going to lose.
Taylor's got to be stronger there. How have you not come out with a ball?
It's a good group, doesn't it?
Oh, they should score that!
Just controlled it.
That's tight, but I'm not that last one.
It should be up for further.
Right there, it should be.
It's not good enough for us.
What are you filming for?
I'm not filming.
Look at this, 4-4-2, we've just got to try and break it down with 4-4.
We're so easy to beat.
Drive into the box, make room.
Cut inside.
There we go.
Cut inside.
Feet.
That was nice of him.
We're swinging it into though.
We've not got a target man in there.
Coyne is not getting inside.
I've got a man gone passion for the TV United my bad Q and watch that car instead your Q
tonight you would think.
So Robi?
I don't think we're done.
I don't think we're going to be.
We're going to be for Oscar Mollon.
3-1 United, I've gone far. Where are you going far?
I think.
either like a one one or a two
one united. Even being
Why are they beating us?
at the minute.
wrapped into it.
It is a tight angle.
Who the fuck are you now?
This sort of sequence in the first games of the season.
So what do we all think it's going to be?
Barney Gune?
The 21 months tier one.
What do you reckon Barney's a down sort?
Looks like that underneath the mask.
Youngsters cameos.
Fat and purple.
3-1 for them, 2-1 for them. By the way, no-one believes us.
His parents had a rotter there calling him Josh King's.
Joking.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Rashford!
I've never seen him score a header.
He's awful at heading that, I will say that.
He scored one header, like...
It was like he was going to golf tonight.
the wide in it. I'm not sure it's just going to be back there with the guy.
He don't like it. I wonder why he don't like your header.
He's very good on for it.
Love that in Wemo.
Control it.
Yeah, no, you're talking football, I like it.
Yeah, who's on the back, you're still on the voice there.
What do you think you're telling them so far?
I think there's definitely a ring for improvement.
When I remember Guaya.
Oh!
As in when we got slower, are my f**king...
No, she's been... Anthony Robinson's quite quick.
I'm not being funny, right?
I remember going at the minute, he's our best attacker, our best defender,
and our best misfielder, Obrino, and coming me.
That, that, that, he says it all.
He's our centre-back.
I just let you know full on a bottom of the league.
It's not bottom.
bottom bottom not one again bottom well the right is on the wall
it'll be all we have to give it a minute everyone knows that already
wolves when they were bottom
what are the odds I'm falling
I bet full of them have better odds than us
no they don't
don't know why
I thought I'm gonna beat him round my dread that's crazy. Nah, I'm not watching Big Brother, I'm saying it.
I might do you though, it depends.
Are you watching it tonight?
Yes, but no, what's happening?
Oh, by the way, that's not bad.
I think John King would have given us so much to do with.
And Oscar Bob is one of them.
You alright?
Yes, perfect.
Well, he's like, oh, Oscar Bob.
That's good.
That's good.
Cut back.
Shaw.
Oh, maybe.
That's who the copy made her again.
Dallow.
No, don't shoot.
They're going down!
It's a fair trial if you've wronged sight.
Fuck yeah.
Weren't a bad effort. I'll give him that, but...
But can I ask a question?
I'm happy to be proving wrong here.
Why is Dallow in that position?
and not in Blimey's way.
Why's DeLau not the one out wide?
Do you know what I mean?
Because we're playing in the full box, so he goes in and then Blimey goes in.
Why's he got to go in?
Because the sub is on the other side.
Sometimes they'll rotate and DeLau will go wide and then Blimey will go in.
But it's just, it just happens in the game.
Fuck.
Do you know why I had a dream?
You know when just to terrifying me
I'm gonna fill Jones play that one game
I had a dream that it was me
He's playing this as John Stonk
John Phil Jones
And I fully convinced myself that that actually happened
That you played yeah, I don't know what I don't know what went through my mind
Oh my god, couldn't you?
Why is he not running onto that? What the fuck is he doing? Why did he tiptoe towards the ball?
I might be wrong here but I swear Raffer just tiptoe to that then.
I just don't why is he not already in the box so quickly he's just walking on the edge in my opinion
I'm going to go only now because he's a fucking Chinese pilot
That's a respect
Don't look like you've been passionate about football. I know W larkin chat
Don't go out tonight unless you're in white I say trouble on the way
So you've joined the way section
Yeah, I see
What happens, you know?
Closen, I guess, yeah.
Closen left, he goes right, he makes defenders look check.
He's the positive, he's a magnificent vehicle.
Can you sing one of those at the check?
They're not checking there.
I'll start you off.
Moving.
Last season, actually, when they took in their fifth game against...
We fought in Chelsea.
We fought in Spain.
And the very first Premier League season.
We fought in the rain, we fought in France, we fought in Spain, we fought in the sun and we fought in the rain.
I forgot the switch.
So, Murkoff and Chelsea says,
keep your upper back, keep me up by the lonesome.
This is a relegation ball.
It's only going to be a very long period of 30 minutes.
It's just, it's just something, you know.
This is a relegation ball.
And Fulmer getting more chances.
So, I've got this one down.
Oh, no.
So, I've got a zerzer.
You alright Raffer?
He's alright.
He's fucking fine mate. I'll say he's been a bit of a fangirl.
What's happening with JJ Gabrielle? Has he gone now or not?
I don't know mate.
I'm really lucky from King.
He shouldn't be getting a shot off.
If he gets to half time and he's nailed it, I feel like we've, I just think we shall.
It's probably full of them.
I don't feel, we always struggle to refer to the Crimin Cards, they're a bit of a difficult
place to go against.
The 20th.
The 20th.
Robinson arriving.
Robinson's presence.
That's it.
Bob, it won't be
second.
That's what I'm saying.
What do you mean, played off the park by
20th?
20th.
We can't keep on with the ball, we can't create anything, we've hit the post, that's it!
Gary mentioned soccer there, was he on about me?
No.
He definitely mentioned soccer.
I've heard it, I think they said he couldn't do it man, he's into soccer.
Oh my god, no.
No. We're gonna fucking conceive!
that form had in the last 60 seconds.
I'm fucking tired of it now!
I actually finger out your ass man!
Oh what are you about to say here?
I have feet.
I think Santos had a good game against Brighton in the first half.
Football's 90 minutes!
We conceded three, we were 2-0 up.
And I thought he did alright.
So what you're saying, you should have started?
I don't know, I just don't. I don't think what's on at the minute is not working.
I think Tillerman's is a great player. I think Main's is a great player, but I think they're both the same profile.
You need that person who's going to get stuck in, break someone's fucking, like it's really mean.
Can you think of something like that? Rashford's in there.
Oh, you just paused it, you fucking dick. What have you paused it for?
It means...
Oh, Rashford, just fucking... Just do it. Light the flame.
Oh my fucking god, Lennos on smack.
Can't be, he's making save like that.
Oh my god.
He can save it.
Hit the post again.
Fuck sake, fuck off, Vod.
Can actually put a couple pounds on it, you say I like Can actually.
Ah!
He's delivering.
Stadia's clearance, back in my shore, and calling on the...
Come here.
Okay.
Bro, Bro, Bro! Make changes, make changes, honestly, honestly make changes please.
What order change?
Anything, just get a new oven on.
You can't change the new oven?
I'm saying, I don't, the thing is, you can't even make changes. Who are you bringing on?
Well yeah, but why is he not working? Oh!
Here's the problem.
We should be 3-0 down to four!
Well it's like, players have bad performances and no one's to replace them with.
Change your arms.
Some of that has to change, otherwise we will...
What's the odds?
You've got a balance, I can see they've got.
And I'm better on half-time, full-time.
I don't think they're really letting you work out to create those things
and just seeing the sort of...
...things when they're...
...defending, just...
...walking around.
You're the passive.
I don't want to do it all at once, do you?
Here you go. That's my good safe shots.
I'm going to be...
I'm going to steer.
Lino!
Thank you.
I'll take some important roles with the goalkeeper.
He's just in really well, Josh King.
Hey, we've got a ton of seal on.
He's got the word of death, the box is now available with his right thoughts.
You know what, every time we have a nice kit, we never perform.
I think that's a pretty good start.
Oh, you're fucking shut up!
You're fucking shut up!
What the fuck are you on about?
Think about it
So we so we're in the position where it is we keep making nice checks
Do you not remember when?
Oh, you probably remember you were born near arrive
But we had this great kit, we kept losing it so we dropped the kit and got a different one
Just like this
Really?
I don't need to do that again
Just walk past the parties
He's going to have to play the game in his free kick.
He's going to go Fernandez for Manchester United.
Fernandez...
It's it!
...came to Rashford.
It's like... right, I love it.
It's like he don't want to have a goal.
Do you know what I mean?
Rashford, it's like he don't want to have a strike.
Have a strike, son, have a strike.
He played the right ball there.
Nah, he should have struck.
Trust me, I know what I'm on about.
One nearly made nice kicks Ken, you better pull out of the jack.
We've got no option. Eat it long.
We've been killed by Martinez.
We've got to move up.
If we don't go down, if we're not losing it outside 1-0, we've been very fucking looking.
I'm standing.
Ball.
Oh, don't get excited.
Burger!
Who's that? Carl Freezer.
Carl Freezer.
AJ, 528, Rewind, 7-1, new tier one mate.
Well in, well in.
Here we go son.
Wait for the overlap, wait for the overlap.
Go on Rashford.
Marcus Rashford, and can do a throw up a leg, quickly.
And that's the answer to Charlie Wellington. That's it.
It has been a blast.
Finally man, they're appreciating it.
This is, this is rough this, a bit.
Karakas, through on the Gravencuff, it should touch lightly.
His only previous game against Bullock was the 3-2, hope win on February,
February the first that old trumpet the third of four straight wins with which you go on big up Joey
Thank you very much for the yes did make
Got press good press
Nice
Oh, she made it.
Like a boss.
No, no, no!
Where you could?
Down the street, for my own good.
I'll tell you this.
What you think that is.
T-dermis.
Dermo.
Dallow.
Dallow.
T-dermis.
Oh, that's that. He couldn't fucking whip an horse.
Never mind a fucking cross.
Oh, my fucking god.
And as he shouldn't, shouldn't whip horses.
Obviously not. Obviously not.
So they do, though, I think, in Grand National.
Yeah, he shouldn't, though, really. He shouldn't.
I'm not here to debate that. I'm here to watch my 90s.
Sure.
You wouldn't be kidding if they shot people, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
Hey!
I'm sure it's convinced.
Come on, Mike.
You've got about a shot.
Not even fast enough.
Here we go.
mental breakdown
Okay now
What we got a lot of gondola it's one more
Better though it's better
It's better, it's better!
I'll have to smash it.
I'll have to smash it.
Just to set it out of fire, you know.
My controls.
Get away from me.
When you're starting back for United.
Trapped in again by Maynard.
Verma.
I think she's steering.
It's like watching me play feet.
So this is his mean versus you?
No it isn't
Charles
I'm United every favour of the Mega Team but it's just not, it just doesn't go the way it should and I can't call it a show
Titted by Maynou who wants it back from the shore and has it
Marcus Rashford
Brandon Berbow
Retainments
Robbie Maynou
Rashford
I think we'll go away. Manchester United come again. It's the last five minutes.
I thought I meant to fuck off.
That's just a winch. It's been really exhilarating.
It's going to fit some spots off.
Lumpardo.
Vic!
No, I've just refreshed it.
Got a lot in there.
On the grass again, Holleverton, that's top eight stuff.
As of course, Liverpool against Manchester City.
And at this point on Sunday, the 11th of October, Monday the 12th,
I'm going to have football is country, Newcastle.
Charlie, this is going to go.
Nicky Quiffle.
Windrower, I lost.
the press.
Look at that, look at that.
The press, honestly, that is, I'm embarrassed to just watch that.
Four of our front line just took out the game by one pass.
Just look at their willingness and what the determination against the ball is, and here it is.
I see what I'm actually...
It's not Kayleigh. Kayleigh, do you watch football now?
Kayleigh.
He won't like her. He won't like her.
I see my dad.
I would say, it's instinctively a front foot full back, but he's, I have to get back on his heels now.
Maybe, Fernandez, sure.
Just go down side of him.
Nice.
Maybe, maybe.
I don't think it, there's no point in dinking it in, we're not beating Calvin Bassie in
the air.
I don't think he can.
If the members choose Kunya...
RAP! Oh my f**k!
I'm going to have a second.
He should be goals.
We are, ah, just aware, yeah.
The pitch was certainly...
This last time, it's Michael Thrasher.
They're two good ones.
He's f**king clever, isn't he?
He's a little deflection,
but I think he's got time to be able to adjust.
I think he's fancying with that right foot.
Just a punch through it into that far corner.
He's really quick, isn't it?
It's an encouraged win for Michael Carrick.
Still an Manchester United goal for Michael Rashford.
It's the first of December 2024.
What are you doing? Oh my God.
Dive. Get him in the book. Get him in the book. Diving little bastard. Diving little bastard.
Well in McDonald's airline. Diving little bastard. Diving little bastard.
Are you swore that? Red?
It's gone out of his mouth by the way.
3-0 for now and there's it, just 4-3 for Josh King and he's down just one on the bottom.
I'm seeing him now.
Yeah, it's a dive.
Just be extra close to him, he doesn't put a left arm on it, but that's not stopping him.
It's a dive every day of the week.
Half time, good half there boys, no no.
It's done well, not to concede there, great half.
Do you have a 1v1?
No.
It's a 1v1.
I'll wait and wait you have something like that.
Top football half time.
Top football half time.
Can I just sit back and watch you top football?
100% I speak to you, chat and top football.
Chat, what are we thinking at first half?
Obviously Craven Cottage is a tough place to go.
It's a tough place to go, especially versus a team like Follum.
I think we're boring. I think we struggled to break him down here and I think we should have conceded.
I think Le Mans has kept us in it. Agreed?
Frontier, by the way.
Is that it done now or no?
What?
Is that you?
I just played three charts.
It's just, there's not really a lot to...
What else do you dissect there?
Well I could dissect. I could dissect. I like to watch him too.
But I like to do me talking after the game.
Because it could fall back in the ass.
Right, okay, so...
You just said to me that you don't want to be one with now.
Yeah, I play after.
What if we play now?
You enjoy that, Red Bull?
It's a good word.
Nice. He's doing nice.
Really nice, it's Red Bull.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying...
I'm just saying that...
Who would you replace?
Let me see. Let me see. We've got on the bench.
I'd put Emberman in the middle and Lace on the right.
Maybe as well, depending on how time goes on. Just based off past games, I do like to look at them and just not start off great for it.
I'm just going to say once these likes start going past the 60th, 70th minute, bring my mum.
Yeah, I then dropped Bruno back, like he said.
Nah, I've mounted people.
I've mounted as a six.
Because once you drop, once you drop,
Fernando's in down, nothing, you fuck off,
being creative.
We are fucked.
Or, just for shits and gigs.
I won't win with 3-0 down in the 78th minute,
bring believer in, let's see what believer in.
I think we have to get Dog going at some point in the second half, whether that's on the
wing or not. I think...
I'm going to guess he would mug our chance, the worst chance I've ever had.
Hello?
Pass.
You alright mate?
Pass.
No worries mate.
No worries pal.
No worries mate, a Santos maybe, I'd say Mount and Shay Lacey has to come on the second half.
I reckon there's a Shay Lacey, whenever anyone does.
I can see that.
Minimum though, there's no discrepancy but like, he's a short lad, he's agile, he could get as a pep.
He could get as a pep.
I know you right, yeah.
He could get as a pep.
Also at a minute, I fucking love the way he just drives and cuts in and drives and gets his shot off.
He's not asked.
Do you know what I mean?
I fucking...
But then again, if the Shea Lazy scores, he might leave it on you for a good help.
See, I'm going to say mate...
What the hell do I do with Shea Lazy to score?
I know, yeah, yeah.
No score, no goal scorers for anyone else, 4-1.
Lazy can't play, he just had ACL surgery.
extremely fucking deep.
We are far too passive.
I agree.
Isn't it mental that Rashford is instantly back
in that negative cycle again with bad performances,
subs off, next game won't start, then bad results.
I'm so tired.
I like Rashford, but it's just...
I think he's kept going a bit there, mate.
The thing is though, Rashford though, yeah,
is I don't fucking blame him.
I actually, he is a weird one though,
But you look around that team, he's come back and football's changed.
I think...
He just doesn't look good, does he?
It's like we're trying to put in every good player into the team as possible.
Which, let me out, yeah.
It sounds right, but you need either Cunha or Rashford on the bench.
So when things are going wrong, they're having a bad game,
bring Cunha on to change it or bring Rashford on to change it.
Whereas at the Royal in there, right, trying to make it work,
and it's not fucking working.
So what are we going to do to change it?
We've got Fuckall on the bench,
who brings Xerxes on,
he'll do some sick highlight real thing
and we'll get no end product of it.
And I like Xerxes, but it's nice to see that.
So I agree with my 17 shots and two on target.
to play the good pass. So I think it's just about the finishing, we've seen this one especially.
I think it's like I said, I don't know much about this one. But I think it's going to be a pass to Bob.
Sure, but you also have a few things that he's going to say.
But that's the beauty of Finland, that's why I think there's a good side.
They know how to play football, they know how to work or not. And they should finish.
How are we not 1-0 down?
We not one of them. Hey, how many are any points the man's got?
I'm not locked. Can I tell you guess?
I'm not looking at it, I don't know. I'm just thinking of a French player.
He's got his either one with the squeaky voice.
The man's got five points.
I'm not seeing him yet.
Ah! What? I know he's done punting you before.
I'm not being funny, but we need to sign Bendermore on a free.
Oh, imagine that.
How do you think he'd cook?
Oh, that should have been a goal, mate.
that Columns backline like, full of a doing sense.
They are literally like playing through my life.
It has been entertaining to watch just the 26 shots,
but we still somehow await the breakthrough.
So why was that thing there then?
You used to play for United.
Yeah, I know, but what was it used to do?
It sat there to look pretty, it didn't speak.
He's about the camera, then he'll come back on.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know who's talking.
So I will wait here.
Who's talking?
Yeah, I was about to say who you know.
No, I'm not going to know.
Hiya Charlie, you're on stream mate.
Hi, you are too.
Alright, you're alright.
That's a weird problem.
Yeah, you're the one who won me on FIFA.
An FC 27?
Yeah.
Erm...
Yeah, I can do.
United's on at the minute though, so...
you will get beat as well you will though put your team up me and ginger
look now put your team up choose your team what are you an ultimate team yeah
I'll show you, you see him.
I'm just going to check that.
What are you going up to, Charlie?
Not much, yeah.
Yeah, not much mate, just been busy working, you know.
What are you driving?
I just thought a car.
What, I riled a lot on the game.
No, in my bedroom, so I riled.
Right, you want to have that steering wheel at your desk?
Yeah.
Right.
I don't think that counts as buying a car.
Why?
Are you sure it is your team here or what's going on?
Yeah, just loading up, Sal.
Loading up, though.
You play on PC, do you, Charlie?
I do.
Play on PC
Sorry
Just one minute
Do you play on PC why it's a fucking question
Sorry about that charlotte. Um, what was he playing?
All right, why?
You've not got a PlayStation
Because I think you're just all right and often you don't invest in you set up. Oh, that's to be fair. Yeah, that's a great point
You've not you bought a fucking steering wheel that's actually desk a dick
How many car driving streams you don't want it since
I wanted you to buy it last week you've had seven days to use it you've used it twice
yeah I don't really like driving on you
you've got a steering wheel right well no worries Charlie second half's about
what you're not loading the wire you're optimizing shades and it's taking 15
weeks. Optimising shaders. That's what you're doing. We probably won't be there to look
Okay, Chad, cos the game will be on.
Oh, you've got free money, so you can have a look.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You're gonna get a PlayStation, then?
You're gonna get a PlayStation, not a PlayStation.
All right.
I'm just going to get one out of this bad room.
You call this bad room your bad room?
Yeah, you're calling my bedroom in the spare room.
You won't fucking touch my police station because I'll break your fucking hands, yeah mate?
Alright, who the fuck thinks it?
Alright, it's just coming on now, check everything on me!
What's that even on?
No, it's fucking better than whatever that was.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Easy, this one.
I do it on the overlap.
I don't do it on the overlap.
I do it on the United Pop.
That's the way it is.
Just halfway through it, they're cool.
Right, so there's this new Disney Plus show.
And then they start explaining it to you.
It's like, the shitty show of all time.
It's not even on yet.
And then they're going,
Oh, wow, really?
It's just the most random shit show.
Hiya Charlie. Yeah we're looking now. We're looking now Charlie. Just what?
it and got it on now. Can I have a look? Can I say, looking at you right now, touching
the please with your mouse, that's an issue. That's weird. Can I have a look at your Charlie?
Charlie. Can I have a look at this video? Your team's fucking crap. Is it? Yeah. You've
You've got a manager that doesn't help anyone.
You've got two set of mids that are clearly not fucking friends.
Right?
Sorry, why are they clearly not friends?
Because they've not got any fucking chemistry between them.
Glad you're not friends though.
Zachary, you're in Tonya.
Do you know who the manager is?
I do, he's Ted Lasso.
I've not shown you yet.
Right, shall I?
Just show us your manager.
That's not... Oh, it is from Ted Lasso, yeah.
I thought it because you you're the only person in the game. I'm gonna do him now. I could just see you mile away
Charlie just do me a favor. Don't don't move anything much. You strike a call
What's your second name?
No, go on, guess it.
Mathias what?
Sanchez.
Oh my god, go off the phone.
Bye bye.
He's just got Matthias Cunha.
Mathias Sanchez.
Mathias.
Got a fucking game on.
Big fucking game here.
Come on, Raspid.
Didn't know which side I had a lift, but he's got it the same as in the other.
Makes teams look like I'm dying.
I can't love this. Mitch for the Juxtay one.
Up the United!
What do you know?
Come on United!
Please.
Just please.
I remember that.
I was working at McDonald's, I was just...
I couldn't do much here.
I was 15 minutes from clocking out.
Chex CFC, I'm not really asked mate.
And the manager told me he did it.
Oh, legend, Jason, I'm sorry mate.
I thought you'd been live, I thought you'd been live,
I thought you'd been live, I thought you'd been live,
I thought you'd been live, I thought you'd been live,
I thought you'd been live, I thought you'd been live,
I think both managers would want more urgency.
I think the defence would work, but there's a chance of being brave.
I've never picked a ball up in fours alone.
It's going to be by Dallow,
it's going to be Trooper,
it's going to be out by Mado.
Fuck it back across.
Left.
Bono.
That fucking fever mate.
Hey McWatt!
Get him back I still hear which is sent to Faberbocker's rash food.
One more.
There you go.
Ah, see what I'll do with sausage.
F***!
F**k! F**k! F**k!
F**k! F**k!
F**k! F**k!
F**k! F**k!
F**k! F**k!
F**k! F**k!
Oh, sorry, the first half, you just resumed me in this first minute and a half and you got in there enough.
Effort, it'll come over here.
Nah, it's alright, Lou, it's alright.
F**k the sausage.
F**k you.
F**k you.
They're gonna have a lot of problems.
You sweet buddy, they're just so hot.
F**k you.
I'll hold this ground for once.
Send.
Ruff.
Ah, for fuck off.
Step in.
Urgence, eh?
Ah, sure.
We need miles on a throwing just letting you know if I watch this in a couch on be asleep
I would be as well you're not a tire is it happening I can't remember when it was
But when the game is like this, it's so hard.
Okay. King.
Just a little bit more of this one.
We're going to get him for us, Kebab.
Show him, Charles.
Oh my god, Bob. You can also follow him.
Oh, my God.
Barrage game is from the pride.
Oh, my God.
We're getting so lucky.
Oh, man!
Fucking booking!
That's what you...
Fallen bastard!
Oh, so annoying.
Tickets!
Fuck else.
So it's in that.
Hey son, phone a problem mate?
It's just like a...
It's just like a random question.
It's just fucking... Jesus.
I don't know what you're aiming at.
Well, you're just going to be able to talk constantly.
That won't be good after that.
I'm just going to answer that right now.
Yeah.
It's going to be a janky.
Jakey, you are my favourite contact player.
Oh, thank you Chris.
Please don't go on YouTube or Twitch.
Won't be nice to find a better word.
If you set up a picket line, I'll promise not to cross it.
Here, could you?
Go on, cunt, you're the star of the day.
Why are we playing it live again?
Both of those are available by your app.
Oh, fuck you, Nan.
YouTube.
Watch this.
I beg your pardon.
Not your name, particularly.
Do you think your name still gets action?
Probably not.
Fair play for you, does it?
Why is she dying from fun?
I'm sat here fucking watching United.
I had a mate who kissed a 45-year-old woman who had two kids.
Did I get it?
I had a mate who kissed a 45-year-old woman who had two kids.
So for that moment there, he became an adult.
I don't think it works that way.
I'm getting this wrong back, he also thinks it was once a lad who kissed another lad's
mum in the towel.
From what?
Your old towel?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
That's rough.
That's bad.
That's rough.
Oh Bailey you're alive.
Oreo you're pissing me off. Give us a smile. What do you mean give us a smile?
I hate it when people say that. These black people make this look a bit shit.
What? Ask you for a smile? Yeah. Give us a smile.
Right and genuinely,
Even if it don't go right, I'm looking at the bench now and just think, you know just to make a statement like, you're piece of locking, you're off.
So fun, I just thought about this. Oh beautiful.
I'm going to go for a piss out of anger I think.
I'm going to tap his e-tile if you see.
I don't know what to say. It's just depressing to watch this. Really depressing.
Yeah, look at the banjo and fucking tell me what we've got.
I'm trying really difficult is when the teams and other boatings have been poor in the final third and the final half.
I'm trying really hard is the walking around the boating defensively.
Watch those blue shirts there now. Never walk in the football pitch, I'm sorry.
They're both full of mamma that's united in doing that.
I'm just going to be on your toes, alert, looking like you're in the pounce.
Just walking.
I just...
I just...
I just needed to watch.
Mitch, you're chipping into bits mate.
There we go.
You just do what you want.
Basically.
You put your boxes in the sink.
What?
When Ellie has a shower there, she puts everything in the sink,
like all the clothes in the sink.
Weird that in a little bit.
When someone spits the toothpaste in there and all that.
It's great.
Grab a face, Ellie.
I mean, to be fair Gary, you probably don't know Air Viscie from when he was sat.
No, but he's shit, mate.
They're going to score.
Game! Oh my god!
He's wearing last season yet!
Get up to me!
We're just letting him play.
I can't watch this, I don't think.
For my own sanity.
Oh my gosh.
Sure, what joint did?
King.
When it's the whites to play against the blue mother,
the kids in the reverse, it got to the other end.
The blues to play against the...
I've never... I actually have never seen...
She's like one of the ones who's wearing a lot of verses,
fucking magzette.
Jaya, this just reminds me,
you know, like, just before
all he got sacked, so...
when Ragnick came, I just get their vibes.
vibes always ten acres about ago I hope they fucking wake up
An emergency in Nigeria, massive part of the football team.
I think when the ball teams get on the ball, they look brighter.
Not really, but...
I would say if the very manager at the end of this match comes in and says that we were lucky or that we lost 1-0,
well, we deserved it, because neither of them can complain.
I don't know what was it.
He'll see me through it.
That one is this.
Look at you.
It's calm, isn't it?
It is calm.
Sorry, Chad.
I just realised I'm just watching the game, but there's J.L.Fuck off.
There's nothing I can say right now.
It's like watching a game of fucking ping pong.
They've got nil nil written all over it.
Any J.L.Fuck off.
None of the teams are asked.
I don't know if it's because they've had a Sunday lunch,
and now they're regretting it.
Too much gravy, too many yoghurt put.
I don't know what's going on.
Probably only.
Oh!
What? You're gonna tip the grapes in Greek yogurt?
No, I'm gonna put them in there.
Can I have a strand?
Yeah, that's it.
Hey, BLK, it's your Earth-34, mate.
Need to sub all the money you saved, not getting a taste for Anders.
No one makes runs.
Famous Earth-34, brother, thank you, mate.
So this, and that there's Cougar, and that there's Chavichak by Bassie.
You're rushing him.
That's where I can get you.
Oh, that's good, then.
I think he's the best player in the game.
He's got his best attacking options out there.
Exactly.
My best backfills out there.
Best group for a round and I.
What more can he do to leave me there?
I hope that one of them produces a lot of magic.
Suddenly, they're probably thinking the same.
It was bottom that is full of my and I even now
Just get one more strand is all right
Spurs the bottom, how gold it is. Spurs the middle by the way. Pass another big
big one off. Is this what it's like watching me on a seed chat?
Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I think it won't take him off. It'll take Rashford off, or Kunya.
One of them's got to come off.
I'm wondering what Rashford I think.
I don't know if they did come out of the game unscathed with at least the point of a very
What what was he trying to do there?
It'll come in just if it was my own fucking play what's actually done there
He's trying to point out why, doesn't he?
Oh, my God.
You may be a fuck by the fall, you may be a fuck by the fall!
Well, the centre of our team has scored the winning goal of this round.
Two seasons ago, he was in Bench, we're doing this thing again.
Teamers.
Down low.
Why is nothing being changed?
I just got a lot now.
Manchester United now obliged.
The club is delivered.
Here's the pitch after a little while.
Manchester United on the beaten.
And the last 10 Premier League visits to Bremen.
I just...
I'm absolutely fucking gobsmacked. I'm gobsmacked. The effort, the work rate, the intensity,
quality it's just all a fucking shambles like a lockdown ass
they beat us
So then the trouble in the corner to the goal,
I thought it was a risk to pass a runoff and other things.
And they're going to put you in a pretty short spot.
We're in pause, but I'm asking if their team makes the do a lot.
This is what puts him up in wake up one, which is seed.
Do I mean, why is the intensity go up when we're seed?
Short gap in the inbound, in the short bump.
Flash the head by a short chance.
That's Britt, can you show us the old man on that far side, Rashid plays him in.
He's a runner across the near post, he just tried to get there but he just locks his run.
Disgusting.
What a save. What a save.
to me for Michael Carrick, to me for Brian Perlin, another Manchester United corner.
Sit to turn out the wicket.
I'm going to show you the range for the game.
We're going for it, guys, but what is the next step?
It's going to come to a straight channels.
We're going to play it again.
For one more, that's just what we call a kick.
We can add you here, you dick.
I've got the volume up.
How many times are you going to do a fake shot on his right forearm and not get the shot off?
Yeah!
You've done it five times!
Did you get a bit of range as your fucking shit twat?
I've been really close to a fight with Calvary, the message that his players are sending him and he's selling out, I mean they live in Dublin now, but I don't know, to come out from a hard time talk, without lacking the urgency for that.
We saw, like, even that, that was weak.
What was the foul?
Of course now, I had something to cling to.
Ah, this can be fucking full, won't it?
Yeah, I think so.
You okay, mate?
Yes, bro.
I was just wondering, is United playing today?
Yes, bro, I'm right now, mate.
Oh, I saw Los Andros Martinez score.
That's good.
He's going in his own net.
I know.
At least you guys are getting the ball into a net somewhere.
Sometimes why are you guys such a banter club?
I don't understand because you guys are fast tracking to get relegated at this point.
Honestly.
You guys might be worse than Spurs.
We don't know yet.
Well, we can't because we're above him.
So how's that happened?
Well, you're I mean, you're forgetting that you guys are about to get zero
points for this game here. We'll beat Fulham Jinx. Oh, you're gonna beat Fulham? Yeah.
You have about 25 minutes, so. We'll beat him, mate, don't worry. About the Fulham. Fuck you.
I've been laughing for 23 years, 30 years, sorry, I've just come to terms that I've
I don't see them. I don't just see us winning that in my 40s.
We'll be alright by then.
I feel like I'm about to do my badges myself.
You don't think of this...
I feel like I have to take the responsibility...
Just leave it there, mate. Just leave it there.
I have to take the responsibility in itself to win the title.
Right, okay.
Because no one else is going to fucking do it at this rate.
I don't know why you're laughing in shade later on.
Get Santa's on. Get Santa's on.
Who's round?
That's us.
You must believe he's been in school 25 goals this season.
He ain't saving us from four cars.
And they warming him up?
No.
They're gonna save.
I think I would, I don't think I'd bring Xerxes on for Rashford, put Xerxes down in the middle,
come here on the left. Someone's got a change.
What a genius.
I don't understand why they're not.
We're not going to beat Calvi Bassi in the air.
We just won't do it.
I completely agree with what's been done.
They've covered more ground than us have fallen.
I think we're 17th or 18th for ground football and for high speed running or something, we're
like low down for every rate of intensity or something.
It's thought.
That's the basic foundation football, yeah.
That's the much-to-do-the-team in all areas.
Ruben Ambron's laughing, by the way.
That's the new world Catholic.
At least, you might know I'm right.
That's the kind of look they lose in the second of games in the whole of our season.
I'm going to tell you all about that a little bit.
No, not a little bit.
It's the most free-defeated week, box.
Am I not there again?
Again.
To be fair, that doesn't go any more bottom corner.
It's a great save again.
Okie dokie, 2 out of 5 mate.
Bravin Starr, 5 out of 24 with that.
Fuck you.
Leno definitely is not a match.
Shit, Bob.
Shoot, go on.
Wise McGuire put the best crossing for this one.
I'm not joking when I say this. He's our best attacker.
He's our third best midfielder. And he's our best defender.
Honestly, I'm not joking. He says a lot.
We're fucked. We're actually fucked.
Who's this ginger twat coming on?
Mount has to come on.
Place has to come on.
We've got 15 minutes!
anyone else can't just be what's the fault
we do is infectious you know I'm on the street
not Kevin me why for the fucking minions playing through Bob and Bob and
Kevin
Fuck off, plus.
Here we go.
Where's Amalfi?
Yeah, but where is he?
What's your date on it?
In France, we feel that Saint-La-Ferre-Dame
is being replaced by
a student who has been lost
in the government
in the years to come.
I've got all of your videos made for five.
Right, Saint-La-Ferre-Dame,
you're getting it right.
You better fucking do something.
The only change we've made is Erkso.
Is that it?
I'm sorry, I think it's too late, I think that's what happened to me 15 minutes ago.
Please stop coining and shooting at every opportunity!
Fuck sake man!
Every fucking time!
I knew waiting for it.
Moving to fucking phone!
Every single attacker we've got is caught sitting in shoots. Pass!
So we're going to go in from there.
There it is, that Mason Mount has been prepared to cover up for Manchester United.
So a plurie of alterations into the final quarter of an hour here.
I'm just going to let him chase it and put up six to hold it.
Dallow, Hernandez.
Oh, guys, this is going to last.
Dallow, Tiles.
That Dallow's going to cross it.
I'm crossing.
Connor.
Connor won't be the first man. Here we go.
Vintech, do you have any words mate?
There's four.
I'll be making another change, I'll know.
Talk to you in my kit.
I'm going to have to make some milk, but I don't know if I'll do it, I don't know.
This is the corner.
To take you within that's a smart touch.
Mabobo in by Fernandez.
He's been stopped by his own bar by Shea Charles.
OK, the offer double or seven as a club just tells you.
She must have been Shea Charles.
It's good.
He's got a lot of tears.
He feels a very sweet heart for an early indicate.
He's probably pretty well too.
He didn't catch it that well.
He's most meaning for a touch.
He looks so fly, just painful for himself and the deep end's boss.
Have we actually got Spurs next?
Yeah, honestly.
Well, I'm not there first one as well.
He's full of 22 times like your character.
Yeah, you can tell, right, the result by the situation.
If there's any kind of thing where it's like, or if there's a guaranteed game we should win, whatever, wouldn't it?
Like, yeah, basically.
Suxy.
Su-n-n-n-s.
Su-n-n-s, slow it down.
Five minute positions. There we go.
Pack it, fuck off.
Two minutes, no.
Demo.
White.
Two minutes, one of the biggest, works out by Anders.
Eight minutes, it's got seven.
Not enough movement.
He farted.
He ate a lot.
I don't know when I can.
Great ball of that.
to speak to, well, Shay Charles, to speak to you, miss.
Shay Charles, I love that it was a self-empton chat.
It was possible to see this.
So easy now.
Let's just sit back against him for a second.
Actually the point, same back four as 2021, that is pretty fucking mental.
Same back four, that lost 7-0 to another pool.
That's a bright end up.
The only person that bat line in goalkeeping, it was good.
Worth having to hail, easy one we got with off.
Great header.
I can't against that.
I think the release is kind of either for that fellow McGraw or for his reaction to the award of a free kick.
That's what I'm going to call me in this extra-lens chair, actually.
sexy you dash you humans
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What's more beautiful than this? It's time with Loct.
City's face, never a paneller. City's face.
Never a paneller.
What is Coney doing?
That was always, always an end-up in a foul.
Have a look, is it a pen?
AAAAAAAYYYY!
THAT'S A FUCKING PEN!
THAT IS A FUCKING PENALTER!
Yeah, it's not close enough to his face, that.
THAT IS A FUCKING PENALTER!
THAT IS A PENALTER!
THAT IS A FUCKING PENALTER!
That is... I've got a pen, Nick, surely.
That's got to be a pen.
It has to be a pen.
It's not like he's got one like that, is it?
He's got one like that.
No, it's not.
He's got one like that, not like that.
A pen. It's a pen.
We're not playing.
NEVER!
Are you serious?
Oh my god, he's got me.
No, I get it if he calls like that, but going like that is mental.
Yeah, I know.
That is mental.
And it's four board at the Hammersmith End, next to a choice full of reading.
That is mental.
All these characters are something to talk about in the post match interview.
And that's just with the free kick.
With the ball by Xerxes, Fernandez in a hurry, and Gormo to chase.
Robinson should be there before him.
Press, press, press down, the questioner wants.
Get up now, you've got to file, get up now.
That makes no sense to you, Tony.
This would be the first big Fulham feather in the cap of Arbora Malai who would seem to have had a tetetet with Bruno Fernandes.
It's a massive...
...reform and explosive injury time for them.
They're looking at that they find themselves in.
It's a very big...
...5, 6, 7, 8 election.
I think they're not going to rest united.
But because this...
Fuck me!
Wow!
6, 7 minutes before three late international break,
this system is up.
This is the result that the planet primarily will remember.
This is the one that will take winners.
It's going to linger, and for them, unless it is altered, it is really going to hurt.
It's so hot. It's so hot. Get least on that.
Can we get ruled out for some reason?
Right, have you seen yourself?
He's not leaving. He's not leaving.
It's just that light that comes out.
Come on.
It's the most fortunate and naturally-stimulated to get the break for which they were saying
their prayers.
Even if we win this game, it doesn't do any favours.
Honestly, I almost only time four to five.
Three.
That is not hard at all.
Definitely not hard at all.
FUNYA, DOGU, FUNYA, GON DAGU, GOBBY STRONG!
SIGA PETTICAL DOGU, I'M JUST GONNA OUT OF IT, NO, JUST SLIP, STOP THING!
This is a crazy lot of old champions.
Told us we'd get him.
FUNYA'S FALLING, ANDERSON'S HEAD AROUND, WE'RE GOING TO GANA!
SEALAMANS!
Oh my god, he's here!
Here we go, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh come on
Shipped away by Anderson. Shipped away by Galatius.
And there, Kerry Pax could have a dump.
And McGrath and Brad Bates dangerous stuck there.
You never fucking tell him, Kevin!
Never.
Got the ball.
Got the ball.
Oh, you want to go?
That's some of the 29,000 west over this thing again.
Where is it? Where is the urgency to watch?
Mesa Mount.
Pigeon.
T-Libans.
T-Ness.
Dorgon.
We're gonna put out Nez, mount.
The final minute, Martinez.
Dog game.
Dog game.
Fuck you, dog game.
Tata.
Tata.
Tata.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You dare don't beat the first man.
It's it!
Another corner, another corner, another corner.
Oh my fucking god.
I think that touched right.
This must be it. This is Brown and Bourbon in front of United's travelling fans.
Gorgos up is here is why.
So close to what would have been his first win.
I don't have a loss that game.
I don't have a loss that game.
say if we come back from his international break and I see this line up again, like I'll throw my
shit. I've got players around to go around asking questions, how about you look in the fucking
mirror and ask some questions, pathetic embarrassing performance again, lack of intensity, lack of fight.
I hate the Carrick's piece of that as well.
I hate that three weeks to reset, to regroup.
Fucking embarrassing.
Rebuild and start the season again.
Look at that boys game.
What pouring stages, there's not good quality, but...
The defensive one...
The men's odd-your-head eye, mate.
It weren't through, but I lost four in all that.
A bit of times.
Probably about right in the end,
that we relieved Michael Carrick's thoughts back to Manchester.
We've got that go-away, Torrance.
And so Flo still wins in the Premier League, United once again in Bowman's land, the draw that leads to the play.
Hell, she had to go after the break. Fucking hell. At this rate, I'll sack her again.
Remember that against Westam.
Terrible one.
Do you know what we drink?
Crack dinner, please!
You're getting cracked dinner, cut!
I don't know what you're shouting for, but you were louder when you didn't use it.
And we haven't we drink?
Oh, go on, Mola!
Thank you very much, Lola!
Go on, Lola!
Thank you, Lola.
She's taking the piss.
What?
I think he's a good fucking moment.
What does it make you feel better?
I sure.
Thank you, Lola. My go.
My Marcells could make me feel better right now.
Bridges were made for me.
The fact you can drive a car across from the bonus.
Bleh!
Ha!
I thought I was thinking too much.
Ha!
I'm saying the second half, I wanted to see more boxes being
ripped than you find in the third.
It just looked like it was...
It was too slow.
It was a kind of a walk-in, and I'm sure...
Can they say...
Right, they say...
Much more slow than they have.
I really like to play, I do.
Right, but we've got...
a million left I think it was yeah and I understand you know you looking for the
right pass he's on the board he's going like this
do you know what I mean? Get the fucking page get it come get it come
do you know what I mean? Feel that?
you want to see it work? We'll drink
You said that you can't speak, you're breathing in front of my phone.
College pie in the cottage.
College pie in the cottage.
Hello, mate.
Do you want to have a new song?
College pie in the cottage.
College pie in the cottage.
You've been crimpied in the cottage.
Crimpied in the cottage.
You've been funger pie-fallen.
Funger pie-fallen.
You've been a funger pie-fallen.
You're being fingered by fooling, you're being fingered by fooling
Cracked in a cottage, you're being cracked in a cottage
Cracked in a cottage, you're being cracked in a cottage
They play a cottage, the cottage, so cottage pie, cream pie by a cottage
College pie in the cottage, college pie in the cottage.
That's why I'm just watching this here now.
Your definition of not actually supporting the football club?
Well I watched it in.
Right get the lead 10-0 man.
Anybody got?
You don't care though.
Get the Premier League up and get Scorch League up.
Just, just, let's see who's top block.
Yeah well just admit that you don't care.
You don't care if you fuck with me.
I do care.
You don't care, do you?
I don't care, I'm asking you.
You don't?
I care!
I care more.
Who do you?
You don't care, do you?
I care, senator.
Do you watch Pocco?
I do watch him.
I don't care what I'm doing.
You don't?
You don't?
You don't know what you're talking about, senator.
Well, you know what you're talking about.
I can't hear you.
I'm going to call the camera.
What?
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
Yeah, but if you ask Chad what team he's a part of, he can always fill it up in the
team.
Do you mean?
No.
In fact, he's getting offended through his own trick, do you know what I mean?
You sound quite offended out there.
It was just true to follow, when you're having this hard of a year.
Can we look at the bigger picture here?
We're 12.
We're five games in.
We're five games in, and we've got five points.
We've dropped 10 points and we haven't even played the top 4 by our city.
We've still got to play Chelsea twice, we've still got to play Arsenal twice, we've still
got to play fucking, who else is top?
We've got to play Hull at home.
I'm worried for that game, I'm worried for Hull at home.
Getting mould by the Tigers, moulds by the Tigers.
If you're going to take the piss, you can fuck off.
You're gettin' fucked by nymphs of death, fucked by nymphs of death, you're gettin' fucked by nymphs of death
Gotta go to the city away, gotta go Liverpool, I mean to be fair, Liverpool, I ain't gonna be that hard
We're fuckin' the same fuckin' boat and we're shit
You're gettin' fingered by foolin'
I don't know, I mean that's, that's one of the worst performances, that's one of the worst performances I've seen
You're gettin' fingered by foolin'
was worse than that. Brighton was the one who was worse than that. We scored two versus
Brighton. Yeah, but in like nine minutes that's because Brighton weren't ready, it was Brighton
fucking turned up. Yeah, classic jig. Brighton couldn't have been worse than that. Don't tell
me Brighton was worse than that. It is impossible to be worse than that because that was our
best to love it. Lola, thank you so much. I personally think Brighton was worse than
that. Even when our best to love them plays started coming on it. Lola, thank you so much
for a number five. Go on, Lola. It's just my favorite person.
You've got a break, mate. Thank you, Lola.
Go on.
You've got more about that than the beginning.
Yeah.
Because I can't do anything to impact that, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, 100%.
And I've come to terms with...
You've got Athletic Hall, Madrid have just beat Real Madrid
in the Champions League as well.
We'll get fisted there.
I'm just... I've come to terms with that.
I'll see you as we're not in my thoughts.
I'm after that.
We'll beat Spurs at this rate.
We'll lose to Athletic Hall.
We'll lose to Madrid.
We'll lose to Como.
We'll lose to Bournemouth.
We'll lose the Chelsea, we'll fucking draw to Roma, we'll draw to Villa, we'll...
Liverpool, you never know.
Sporting, fuck knows, we're fucked.
If we play like that, we are fucked, Jamie.
I find the United strands going to take up the full fucking air, full of hair.
That's where the word's going to end.
I don't think he'll be dead, man. He'll die.
Suffocate and he's sleeping. He'll die, yeah.
You're going to fucking hair, Michael?
I think he started doing his pubes nice when he was just turning on their bike and fucking bottle off.
Three back there.
Yeah.
It's one of those minutes that you can get.
I don't get angered by it because we've been in the same spot for a family of years now.
I just keep tapping.
We peak at third and we drop that down.
So it's...
You know what I mean?
It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
No, 100%.
It's a minute in time.
We're finished.
I'm going to admit it.
Oh mate, we're all the three points behind Chelsea, they're meant to be fucking unbelievable.
Xavier Lonzo's working his magic.
Fucking hell, that's it!
They're not going to have to play again, they're not going to have to lost one either.
Yeah, they lost to Brentford, but we'll lose to Brentford.
We're fucked.
We've been fiddled by...
Pro.
...performs not the best, you know what I mean?
But like, that's an interesting one.
How about we get him filled by a J.K., which I mean, you wouldn't like that.
I don't know, sorry Charlie, you should have said it that Charlie, you wouldn't be an
odd eater.
Who have we played?
I don't know how to know what I was saying.
I don't know who you friend is.
It's Rich.
Get away.
Who have we played?
Shadowflabbergasted.
And Fulham.
You can eat your chest that one, you can try a flabbergasted one, you can try.
the pool unbeaten well done so a city so a Brentford so a Leeds so all of the
pool so I read it I mean it all the teams are unbeaten they've also not lost
the game that's what unbeaten means you fucking dread but the rest and have lost
the game yeah that's what unbeaten means yeah but you said so was Brentford by
blah blah but they've said it gives any credit or two because of one of the game
making on it 15 points well well they've played five games you've got they got
15 points you've played five and you've got five points that's at least a point the game
I think I I think I think I put yeah it's a bad predictions
the same as well even when you get kicked out of the Champions League you can't go to Europe
like that's a fucking chair I don't know why did you do that I'd rather just go back to one game a week
I wouldn't rather that to be honest at this fucking mate I would well we'll be there soon
um we're out of the carbell cup probably not going to see you great um Champions League I mean we
we don't know yet.
Where's that BL good?
That's the most important moment.
I've not checked.
I don't want to be one on FIFA now.
That's okay.
Call the Manchester United striker.
Louisa Hart is here.
It's Louisa Hart.
The young Vestals in a few minutes' time.
Got it.
On just hand Manchester United and Fulham will feel going into this international break.
Absolutely the strong problem.
Bit of popcorn puff about this one.
Lack of that.
It's got a break waiting to start in the end.
Who here was the man who rescued a point for Carrick and United?
I'll say it. I thought...
BOOM!
I thought Xerze was fucking good when he came on.
I don't give a fuck if Danny wants a 1v1.
I don't give a fuck. I'm not playing Danny on V4. Stop fucking spamming it.
Banning it or has a fuck off, bro.
I'm not even talking to Danny.
No he was talking to Danny.
you
you
you
you
you
You know, it's needs a way.
imagine he's actually probably talk a little bit of sense. I worry, I worry. And also, I think it's
going for a shit check. You know, that couldn't be reflected off either masks the truth for you
or it doesn't change anything. And for me it doesn't change anything. I look at the league table
and I go, I think this is going to get worse. I said it to, I said it through the day, I did
a thumbnail, it'll get worse. I think things are going to get worse. And either Wilcox and
Barad or Sir Jim Radcliffe figure that out and put something in place very, very quickly.
Otherwise, this time next year, we've got no European football, we can't afford anybody,
and we're a load of shit. And I look at that team, and I think it's absolute shit at the moment.
I really do. I think it's really shit. And look, maybe Belaber can give us something, but
we shouldn't need Belaber to be the saviour of Manchester United when you've got to start to
the season which is two newly promoted teams Everton Fulham Man City okay but Everton Fulham
Ipswich and Hull even if we just played those four we've only took five points out of it
five points out of 12 but then we've lost to Man City as well it's it's rubbish it's rubbish
now would I sack Michael Carrick you know what the match has just finished I'm massively pissed off
We desperately needed to win that game.
We're playing catch-up already.
And I think the thing that worries me
is we're four points off fifth.
I think we're four points off fifth.
Maybe three points off fifth.
That's the one we need.
We're four points off fifth and we're four points off fourth,
right?
That doesn't sound like much, but in a very competitive league,
that still takes a bit of work.
It still takes a bit of work because those teams
are four points ahead of us.
They need to lose two and we need to win two to go past them.
So it's a very competitive league.
And there are no easy games.
And we're playing really, really bad.
I mean, look, people will talk about Rashford
and people will talk about Mbumeau.
But what about Bruno?
I mean, Bruno was brilliant last year, but he's 32.
And he's got to play two games a week now.
Andy played a World Cup in the summer, he looks different, you know, he does look different.
Our fullbacks, we know their shit.
Martinez and McGuire aren't quick enough as a pair.
Manu and Tillerman aren't intense enough as a pair.
Cunha's not a striker.
So the whole team, you can see the problems in the team.
And we've spoken about it so many times.
Luke Shaw missed the last two games.
We didn't buy a left back.
Sesco is injured. We have no striker. We're bringing fucking Xerxes on as a striker.
So look, it's not just the fact that Carrick, you know, is going to be under pressure.
It's also the fact that the board have fucked us over as well.
And you know what, I don't actually know what the solution is because what is the solution?
I think at the moment as I said this is the worst start to a season I've seen from United in a very very long time and
His strongest 11 is shit, you know, he doesn't make subs he's ops. I said it before the game
His strongest 11 is clearly that team
That's his strongest 11 at the moment
Lomens, DeLau, Shaw, Martinez, McGuire, Tillerman's, Maynard, Bruno, Rashford and Burma, and Cunha.
That's his strongest team, yeah? But they've already let him down. He's already lost points with this team.
It's a shit start to the season and he keeps picking it. And I'm like, you spent £48 million on Santos, you won't give him a chance.
Mazrawi, you won't give him a chance. You won't pay Yorou.
Dorgu's now out of the team completely.
Obviously, Cesko wouldn't have started anyway, but he's injured.
Lacey can't get a sniff. What a surprise.
Got no chance. No chance. Absolutely no chance of getting any minutes.
He keeps picking the same team.
What message does that send to the bench?
Well, we're clearly so far down that he'd rather watch that shit than users.
And what message does that send to the starting eleven?
It doesn't matter how shit I am, he'll still pick me.
I think last season he got results on favoritism and nepotism and we're all in it together.
And I don't think there's much more beyond that.
I think he brought in Southgate's right-hand man to play Southgate ball. I don't think there's much
more to it. I don't. I think we're a very, very, very basic team and I think if Fulham can basically
beat us, bar a deflection, I worry what better teams with better players will do because I don't
think Fulham are that good. I really don't think Fulham are that good. I know they drew at Anfield
and I know they're drawn against those but I don't think they're that good.
I think that we're very basic and I think the whole
Carrick era is about a defense that doesn't score, can see many goals and
moments and you look, you know what, I look at last
season now and I said it at the time, performance results
vision. There was no vision, there was no performance, it was just results. What
were those results built upon? Bruno Fernandez breaking an assist
record and Casamiro getting on the end of crosses.
Maguire can't score corners now because everybody knows he's
the threat.
Last year, you couldn't deal with Maguire and Casamiro.
This year, you just deal with Maguire.
We've even started doing short corners because we can't get
Maguire on the end of it.
I look at last season, I think one game a week, Bruno on a
record-breaking season, and Casamiro and Maguire in the
air, I think that's what it was all about.
We won a lot of games by one goal last year as well.
I think we got a lot of look last year as well.
But that's on the board for not seeing that coming.
Some of us saw this coming.
Some of us said, don't make this mistake.
Don't make this mistake.
And they did.
And then they didn't back up the mistake
by actually supporting the manager either.
So as I said to you a couple of weeks ago,
I didn't expect it to go wrong, this wrong so quick,
but it has gone really, really wrong.
Looking forward, they're not gonna sack him
over the international break.
They're all gonna piss off on holiday to Ibiza and Hyde,
aren't they? That's what's going to happen. But realistically, I don't think, you know,
if we woke up tomorrow morning and Carrick had been sacked, do you think the fan base
would say, do you genuinely think the fan base would go? That's wrong. I don't. I don't.
I don't. Maybe I'll calm down a little bit later, but I think if they sacked him in the
morning, I don't think anybody would go, oh, that's harsh. I mean, they're not going to
do it, by the way, but I don't think anybody would think it was harsh. There are three
things. It just came back to me in the match that I said that is a problem with Manchester United.
It's one of these three things, right? The players aren't playing for him for whatever reason.
We're not fit enough or we're not being coached well enough. But one of those things or all of
those things or two of those things are definitely happening. Either the players are willingly
not trusting the manager and not playing. The coaching isn't good enough for them to help the
manager and for the fitness we're just so lethargic, so slow. It's game five now.
We're so slow. What's he saying? The scary thing is I don't know what we sacrificed in pre-season
but we definitely I don't know what we sacrificed it for but we definitely sacrificed fitness
and I don't know what we did it for you know was it ball work because it's not come up it's not
worked either but it just looks like it looks like amateur hour at United you know we look so far off
it for the players that we've got it does look like amateur hour at the moment.
Serti welcome to members club so Dilit and Belaber traveling was a PR stunt says Panash.
He's speaking fast.
Dilit was never on the bench Belaber was an unused bench player but I find it criminal that he
doesn't use Santos. I mean we've just wasted 48 million pounds. I mean whoever signed Santos
must surely be banging on the door of Carrick's office and saying, are you having a fucking laugh?
I just... I've just put a million pounds on him. We've got five points from 15 and you don't use him.
Do you want to tell me your shit? Because you signed it off, like it's weird to me.
This guy had a four-three season and we don't trust him. Sorry but he has to be sacked even
even with the draw says Craig he needs sacking this week they're not playing
for him says Jane McGuire was not called a handball VAR consistent says
Nicholas oh so is that what carrot was moaning about that's never a handball
it's not yeah I I said handball and then I saw the replay and I'm like you
could give it but it's not a boy he's answering so it's not when you think
about it. It's a natural reaction to put your hands up because it might hit you in the face.
But if it's out there or up there, but not like that. You're really grasping at straws if you
want a penalty for that. And even if we bloody got it, we probably would have lost. And Kerry
won't survive if the players put in those types of performances, says Michael. Losing to 10-hand
city was better than this. What would sit Kerry lose by playing young fullbacks, young players,
says Doug. Well, this is the thing as well. What's that?
I was wasting up. Come on. What is it? We're actually going to do like we'll play Spurs.
It'll be Rashford on the wing again. It'll be Cunha up front. It'll be Mbim on the right.
It'll be Tillamans and Maynou and Bruno. It'll be McGuire and Martin as it will be Shaw and
Deload. But the same 11 when we play Spurs because he doesn't change it. Just keeps
keeps doing the same thing. And Matt Gaming, welcome to members club. Thank you very much.
I know the border architects of this circus, but Patrick is usually the worst manager
poster Alex Ferguson is like we put the intern from HR in charge as Azor at least we helped
send Tottenham rock bottoms as SN.
That's fucking stupid things to say.
X Chelsea season ticket holder, X Blackburn leads player, X City CEO in leeches, we're
being ruined by Envious Minds internally, says Blackass, Desiree, Sack, Carrick before
things get worse.
Big homie, do you have a problem mate?
Same back for and Rashford week in week out, says Desiree.
This is the thing, I don't actually see things getting any better.
the only problem is Bruno shut up.
I mean, I'm sure at some point we're going to win some games, but that team...
Oh, Malin, he was in the squad, he was on the bench.
What Iriel is building at Liverpool, or what I think Alonso will probably build at Chelsea.
What are you positive for?
It's not going to turn into a good team.
It's just not.
I mean, McQuire's probably in his last season, Luke Shaw should be in his last season,
DeLowe's not good enough, Bruno's 32, Rashford's 29 next month.
I mean, this team is short term anyway, but short term for what?
I agree.
Honest Mark, how do you feel?
Seriously, this isn't on Xerxi.
I want to know how you genuinely feel, says D.
I genuinely feel fed up.
I don't really know.
Look, you know what I feel?
I feel like, obviously, we need new owners.
Obviously, we need to spend on this team.
And obviously, we need a proper vision.
If you said to me tomorrow, Wilcox has been sacked,
favels the new director of football,
Narglesman's coming in to replace Carrick
and we're building something, I'd be more optimistic.
But I'd still have the owners who probably won't build.
But honestly, I always think about
Ralph Rangic and open heart surgery.
And I think tonight is probably the most I've ever wanted it.
Like Carrick clearly doesn't look like
he's gonna be the guy, but the owners aren't the guys either.
Like we need open heart surgery in that football club.
And to be honest with you,
flash for needs to go.
Bruno probably needs to go.
Shaw needs to go.
McGuire needs to go.
Maybe even Martinez needs to go.
Like, big decision.
I said he's got a fucking scoring.
That's on its ass.
And people are fucking there.
I mean, obviously it's not gonna happen this season,
but we're talking about building for the future.
This project's over already in my mind.
Like, he's not building anything.
If Lacey comes on for Mbemo with 20 minutes to go,
You might be building something if you take off one of your centerbacks because they're slower than a turn and you bring
Yorra on you might be building something if you put Maserau on instead of the low
You might be building something. We're not building anything. We need to build something. I agree with that
Results come and go next week. There's a game you might win the week after you might win results come and go
But what are we actually building? I want to get out. I want to feel optimistic
I felt optimistic for a brief time when we brought Ranjeek in because I thought he was gonna build the club
not be the coach and we didn't let that happen. I felt optimistic for a brief time when Mourinho
came in because he always wins titles and we needed to win a title. I felt optimistic when
Tanja came in because I thought what he did at Ajax was really good and I thought we might actually
start playing good football and the same with Amrin. But these players, this squad, they just
don't play good football so you've got to rip it out but we haven't got the owners to rip it out.
They just want to put a plaster on the wound so yeah I'm fed up of it. I'm absolutely fed up
I'm looking forward to stick to United actually because I'm just gonna you know in a way the draw is better, but
I'm gonna go in I'm going in on it
I'm gonna say look this ain't fucking working. It's not gonna work
Carrick needs to get sacked to be able to get a new manager back
Hey Nicola, favorite tier two I appreciate that, favorite eight mums. Thank you very much Nicola
I thought last season was horrific, you know waiting two or three weeks for games
One game a week it's fucking embarrassing and we're heading straight towards that at the moment
That's where we're finishing if we don't fucking improve 75% of the league, full and
counting better than us.
To be fair, they fucking outplayed us.
The window is horrific and everything, but unfortunately what that horrific window is
doing is also exposing that even with the players we've got there are bare minimum
things like yeah we haven't got a striker we haven't got a left back the
midfield clearly wasn't the midfield he wanted because he won't use Santos but
he's still got players that should run he's still got players that should be
able to you know show patterns of play and create chances and we didn't create
anything today really either as well everything we nearly did I mean couldn't
nearly scored another deflection like it's look it's not design it's look at the moment
apparently there they ran a lot more than us says john i'm not surprised here for that john
start with hope watching absolutely for that john moments then tune in here for some much needed
then i'm made for great saves i know you feel mate because i was like that i thought genuinely
that's the moment i thought we will win i didn't actually play well and i know that's probably
A long shot from 40 yards out don't mean you play well.
It means you've had a good technique when you hit the ball.
But they're not that good and we desperately need...
You know what it is?
Yeah, it's all in the men's, yeah.
Super chat because it makes me say this.
I just thought, because we've had a shit start to the season,
it would, regardless of the coach, you wouldn't need coaching.
The professional pride would kick in.
You'd look at the league table and you'd go,
If we don't win this game today, we're really in the shit.
So regardless of coaching or starting 11s,
we approach this game in the right way and we win the game.
And you know what?
The fact that the players can't even get themselves up
to do that is shocking.
But we shouldn't trust them because they've
done it so many times.
But I really did think that this weekend, despite Carrick,
the players would turn up and go,
we actually do need to win this game.
Because if we don't win it, we're
starting to get cut a drift.
and we've got a hard October and November coming.
We've got tough places to go to Christmas.
We're going to be playing twice a week.
We need these three points.
We've got to go and grab it.
And I said it at the start, I said it at half time
and I said it 10 minutes into the second half.
Where's the intensity?
Where's the speed?
Where's the desire?
We're basically playing a game of football at the moment
with Bullum where we're flipping a coin
and seeing whether it lands on heads or tails.
And if you do that, you end up with that type of result.
You've got to go and grab the opportunity.
Oh, this, I'm not joking.
to me we're playing the amazon documentary to you to me to you you have a chance to
be able to watch the documentary in the world.
That's Russian roulette isn't it? That's not you've got to be masters of your own destiny
we just weren't we were ladies.
Honest that is going to be...
The ladies married into Carrick's family it's his final...
Oh my god three round.
Chris says a draw fits we hit post and I got saved there's both sucked and that shows
the position on the table were cooked Carrick clearly out his depth says Chris.
We are, we're so open minded with Rashford,
our brain fell out, this is one and only.
Look, I don't blame Rashford.
I don't blame Rashford.
He wanted to go to Barcelona and we fucked it up.
We tried to drive hard bargain
and we should have loaned him again.
We should have took 13 million and we didn't.
We drew a hard bargain thinking if he didn't go there,
someone else would come in.
Nobody came in and now he's starting for us.
He looks like a player without confidence.
he looks like a player that's not really certain.
And also, if I'm watching Rashford and going,
what's he doing back at Man United?
This is really weird.
He's probably feeling the same.
He's probably going, I thought I'd left this.
And now I'm back again, again.
And again, I'm in the same situation where half the fans
don't want to see his reaction.
Oh no!
Who knows, pass across the face of the goal there.
Oh no! What a load of shit! What a load of shit!
Martinez has just scored her own goal! You won't fucking believe it!
You wouldn't believe it! LeMence saves it with his foot and Martinez has scored!
What a load of shit!
Oh for fuck's sake this I told you this would happen somebody's gonna get a bit of luck
He's gonna go 1-0 and then the opposite the other team is gonna be screwed
Absolutely screwed
Oh fucking out it's like a bloody dot it's like a bomb in a dog poo bin in our defense shit everywhere
Oh
Fucking out. I mean dad just it's bassy with the shot
We bet we'd be better off with Shirley Bassie at fucking centre back by the looks of this
Eddie three weeks not running around
That will do.
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fucking hell man you've got to save it yeah nice one dickhead like no glasses black, black,
black, there's one with a badge, there we go, no tie yet for some reason it makes no sense
that by the way what manager can't have a tie
oh there you go
man lover's got no money is Garry's charm of leaves
sterling yeah we're good for sweet
do I have a financial takeover or not what you reckon
No
No
Right, but chat
My question to you is it how are we doing this right?
Do I have to use the United team now for the first season and then I can buy players or can I buy players straight away as in what I would have done
How are we doing this I
Have to use United team right now, and I can't buy anyone
Okay. Oh wait, we did live. I knew it's in the markets closed, but in January, I can buy people in January. I can buy people.
There we go.
Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm with you now. Okay.
Right. Let's go.
Saving.
saving united 60 grand a week fucking out thank you
you my assistant Steve Holland oh here we go first interviews of my united
manager pause it by the quick intro ladies and gentlemen we are saving
Manchester United we've just joined 1-1 we've fallen I have seen enough so I'm
taking matters into my own hands please leave a like on the video comment and
leave a like if you should sign in January and enjoy the video
tactical vision let's fucking play football seriously first of all let me
choose my starting eleven let me let me go and choose my my team let me choose
I don't want a tutorial okay football is a very simple game don't need a
tutorial let me go squad team management assault assault ASAP team sheets all
right new team sheet
what I'm saving my United I've seen enough what I'm joining the big leagues
9 o'clock. How the fuck are you in the tournament? Yes! I'm going to the Big League at 9 o'clock.
That's it baby. Don't bottle it please. I mean don't bottle it. I was saying if
Genshi joins the call don't just not speak. I did that once in a
assignment, someday I've never done it again since. No! I'm going to the Big League. You know.
You might not, yeah. We'll see how long you last touch.
I've been promoted to the club. Yeah, basically you're going to be the first game on.
Basically, this is Coventry. You're Coventry. Yeah, there's your chance
What?
Whatever disrespect me all the club again. Thank you
Congrats mate, I'm gonna message you to fuck off
I'm gonna double pump your fucking cheeks you hear me son. You're fucked
I think it might be Danny Aaron's but he did add you and Danny together that is not good.
I think so maybe I don't know. Who are you with?
I'm Deja.
How do you know?
Can you tell me?
Everyone say I'm with Danny but I don't know. I'm going to try and call him maybe.
Yeah go for it.
Right, let me treat your formation. 4, 2, 3, 1. Where am I here? No, 4, 2, 3, 1. Yep.
Right, defensive approach. I don't want to be deep. I want to be balanced, okay. And
I want short passing. That's what I want. Player roles, advanced forward. Hang on a minute.
Let's get the starting 11 locked in first before we go anywhere.
And Brembo striker, hmm, do you know what, no, SESCO striker, I mean after today, Martina
could come after today, I'll be honest, Masrame.
Mad injured, Delix injured, Ugarte injured, Rashford on the bench, Beliebers injured,
Harry Amas, Fletchers and me. That's the team we're dealing with at the minute. That's
the team we're dealing with. Right, tactics. Let me tell you how I'm going to tell my team
to set up here. All right, Cesco, you're not going to be advanced forward. You'll be target
forward okay you're gonna be attack Bruno you know what to fucking do mate playmaker balanced
deep lying no you aren't you I want you box to box box crash it oh actually no yeah that's
right Tealamans holding Maserawi fullback balanced we'll see how they do at the minute
I want to show them a quiet can be a ball ball playing midfield centre back. I'm sure we can
There we go
For sure what is he when back?
What's his green one for a false back crazy?
I'm gonna fall back
Balanced all right laments
with your ball playing goalkeeper
Now them no, I don't want to humans on that
Rashid on me bench Rashid on me bench
Listen big managers come in and make big decisions straight away, and that's what I've done
That's what I've done. I'm not being funny, but we've seen how we've been playing
It's not been working. I've come in and I've made changes if you don't like it
You either get behind the fucking players or you don't even fucking turn it up and try and support us
I'm gonna meet the squad now. I'm gonna meet the squad. What's this?
I've met him already. What are you saying hello? What the fuck? No. Remove from loan list.
Absolutely. I can't list anyone yet because it's not January. Change your defence in the
Oh, piss off, hack it, you twat.
I'm not gonna miss my ass.
Where do I go for a defensive approach?
Tactics.
Tactics.
Edit tactic.
What's the problem here?
Oh, with the ball?
Perfect.
I just want to see without the ball.
There you go, without the ball, with the ball.
How does it work?
Oh, OK, I'm with you.
Be balanced, lads.
Just be balanced.
I can't change it without the ball.
I can't change it.
That's not my line-up. Why is Rashford backing? Am I a dickhead?
Where's all my changes? I didn't save it. Oh, fucking brilliant. Honest to God.
Play a role. Right, back to squad.
Where's Tesco?
Heaven needs to go on the bench as well.
Heaven on the bench for Darlo.
There we go.
Right, player roles, target, playmaker, holding,
ball playing, ball playing.
ball playing. Wide midfielder, winger mate. Inside forward, couldn't you last cut it in,
I don't mind that. We can try what that's like. And then, yeah, that's fine. And then
we go to squad. There we go. I'm going to throw that. We're not going to say your changes,
Okay, what else needs coming in here?
Yeah, youth academy, see what our youth players are looking like?
Hello? Bad potential, again, it's a cutthroat business.
It's a cutthroat business.
Who's got good potential?
There you go, sign him.
Promote the senior team straight away.
What?
He's too young, I'm old.
There's 14, he's going to be a player.
That is potential, fine on the seam one.
That potential of 14 is ridiculous.
Amanda!
Go on Amanda, thank you so, so much love.
I appreciate it for 3000 bits, go on Amanda.
Thank you very, very much love, you're a legend.
Thank you, absolute go.
Thank you so much Amanda love.
Where's everyone else's potential gone?
Release, release, release, release, 63, 27, I don't mind, release, it's a cutthroat
business, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, fuckers are promoting him to the first team, how are they fucking, they can
get loaned out or something, right?
Big tune.
Youth tournaments started, hire a coach.
Here we go, it's hire a coach.
Who's this?
My assistant.
I want the best coach in the fucking business.
You.
Lee.
Well done.
There we go.
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And Euro I think that's fair car about cup in it car about cup
You know what Harry I'm asking going the bench as well
I'm about the youth I'm about the youth
I don't believe in this bullshit. I don't believe in this bullshit. I'm sick of playing. Look,
I telegrated it. Okay. And he crossed on the finger. Lemons. It's definitely good enough
to be playing. Let's go fucking up, Peter. Tactical view. Come on, boys. Come on, boys.
with a tutorial just keep me in the game. Go on Nathan, give it a 12 mate. Yep Norris.
I mean I've tried to, I don't know why he's still in the video. Here you go. I'll just
turn off bro. Right here we go. Here we fucking go. Straight in here lads, straight in. No
messing about boys. Carabao Cove. Let's give the fans some inter-chair about. Come on United.
go on lisa, shoot your legs to QP8
like it boys, keep it going for now
here we go
here we go
don't mind this so far
do not mind this so far
love it
Get involved, get fucking stuck in.
I'm not gonna be talking for the whole game,
I'm obviously, I'm managing that, so.
It's got me well in the moods.
Well done, people.
Well done.
Shaw, Shaw!
Just come to you, just come to you.
Look, when he's out wide, that's fine.
That's fine.
When you're looking at the crossing,
it's not across.
But mind that, don't mind it.
Keep it moving, lads.
Keep it moving.
First to it, lads.
It's played in now, it's not clear yet, oh it's in, an early up there to get the game going.
Well here you can see it again.
Steve, Steve, who's fucking marking it?
We've done it our way Steve, it's your fucking job.
Fucking house Steve.
He's away at 1-0.
Come on, boys.
He's starting, he's starting, he's finished.
That's where you go for the card here.
And that has not taken long.
It's the first booking.
And he's going to have to be careful now.
There's a long time to go here.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Well, that's how to defend the edge of your box.
Oh, man, this is alright, see?
Couldn't fuck more so far.
End of day, we can see this that piece.
Love it, Cobbie.
Love it, Cobbie.
Fucking hell.
Benji!
Benji!
Release it, release it!
Really attempt is a baser.
Sending out the 10s.
The goal! And they stored again!
That was some further in front. What a position to be!
Here's another look, and you can see what a group of these guys is.
He hopes to get them between them and keep his composure.
That's his right side.
The lead is now two with the game restarts.
We can't get a grip of the game in the middle.
We cannot get a grip of the game in the middle.
more movement. Just a few treats there, few treats. Roll in, Yaro.
Well, defending doesn't get much better than that.
I'm playing that there.
There again.
Fucking hell, Lisa.
Oh my gosh. Boys, what are we doing? Giving silly fouls away.
fucking promise fucking check the spice girls out there
She goes aloud
Have to win it
come on boys come on boys
Oh boy, he's beaten it.
Go on, up for it.
Torch, go on, fucking hell.
Come on, man.
Fuck sake.
Love it, love it.
Keep it ticking, keep it moving.
Mount.
Laser.
Make the run.
Benjamin.
Benjamin, Benji.
Go on, get your shot off.
Fucking hell.
Nice, release the ball.
Now, by the way, some of the people are saying
I've got to do sliders so they actually shoot.
Is that right?
I feel like I have to.
Oh my God. Yeah, I didn't have to do this. I didn't have time. Can't hear you. You fucking
get for him. Come on. You're on. Fucking hell, Shay. Go on. Go on. Go on, Shay. Go on,
I'm going to go on a straight.
Win that, go on Sanos.
I'm ace.
Oh my gosh.
Come on.
He's coming off at halftime.
He's coming off at halftime.
Oh Bruno, it's caramel cup, I'm rafting him.
Oh fuck you man.
What the fuck is this?
Seriously?
He's just fucking rigged.
What the fuck is this?
just fucking wrecked honestly it is
Rigged is realistic. Honestly though, what the fuck is going on here? Awful even. Get
Bruno won't get rashed on up front, need them balls in behind. Two big changes at half-time.
Come on, rest.
It's a good start. Love that. Love that. Great start.
Why is your arm diving in? Love that. Play it. Release it. Cut back. Now again. Football.
we go this is better Marcus come on get a ball we're doing get a fucking ball
Marcus Marcus Marcus we'll lose it get a fucking ball Marcus get a ball see
fucking playing it! Come on! Come on! Much better! Come on. Referee again. Tell you what
I'll show you, Lisa's causing the problems here.
How's it?
Release.
Fucking release it Bruno.
Run in.
Go on!
Man, yes!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Steve, get in!
Come on!
Come on!
Shreve and Enda going on! Shreve and Enda going for it!
We've seen it all! We've won the lot! We're magnetic today! We never got a stop!
I love it! I love it!
Shreve and Enda loving eights!
I'm going to a minute there. I'm bringing one on. Harry! Harry! Harry!
Listen, come here. What are you going on? Alright. First of all, corners, centre of the
six-yard box okay nothing else you get your head on every single set piece they
don't want to fucking head up they're gonna score again it'll be another set
piece they're not gonna outplay us we're playing much better much better
football okay and need you on it Harry I need you on it let's go
I'm going to be in the intense game man. I was three no down, it might be three three.
Oh my God, this is the audio list with Michael Taylor's,
just turn it to room.
That's what's really entertaining.
I'm just going to say, I don't remember the game.
That's right, I do remember.
What's this, a criminal?
Yeah, first game, Brighton.
Oh, so it's something realistic?
No, it is actually very realistic.
I'm going to play the exact same thing, you know?
It's something I'll say more than anything.
Yeah, that's usually how it's supposed to be.
Cheers.
Oh, so it's a new for you, for you, for now?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well done Harry.
You are there.
Use those now mate, thank you.
Marcus! Marcus! Play it!
They're going to make a change here, they're going to make a change.
Cobbies are going to be booked, someone will bring him off.
I'm going to go and put him out on the right now and dog you on the left, oh fuck I'm out of subs.
Hmm, I'm going to go and dog you over, couldn't you? I keep it shaggy on, no, no.
May I have to keep copy on? I'm going to have to keep copy on.
keep copy on and out that he doesn't get booked and sent off big changes here a lot of energy
Come on. Patrick!
Pat!
Braden! Braden!
You going on next one, next one you going on. Get one.
Love it Luke.
Love it Marcus.
Seconds!
Well, he's sent us.
Did you get in there with that ball? Hospital pass.
Well, in Andre.
Got to meet it, well, in Euro.
Football.
Don't mind it. Cubs, Cubs!
Take a bit off it.
Bit off it, Cubs.
it will now be flooded up, cleared away.
Fuck.
Line it!
Come on.
Come on, boys, please.
Here we go.
Time for the transition.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my...
Brian!
Come on boys please. Oh my god. Oh my. Brian! On the floor!
Loving my shower. On the floor. Oh my god. He's never playing again if you fucking keep doing this.
in this. What is he doing?
Rashford on the right, I've never known to be working but we're giving it a go.
Get Brian up front.
Whatever your threat then.
I have to press, I have to press, three minutes.
Oh no!
No!
Press him.
Got to get the ball.
We're going forward, they're one and two touch passes excellent and they created so many opportunities
but they will certainly need to improve their defensive structure going into the next round.
Boys, nowhere near enough. Now my standards are high. Let me tell you that, my standards
a very fucking high. If you're gonna start games and the first half like that now, let
me tell you something, you won't last and I won't last, I promise you that now. So your
decision is made today, your decision is made today, you're gonna play for me or you're
gonna play elsewhere and you make that decision, come and see me in my office and you let me
know. I understand I manage a certain way, you might not like that, that's fine, that's
fine. I can accept that. What I can't accept is a lack of work rate, a lack of attitude,
a lack of fight, desire, the want in a game. You started a game three nil down boys.
You're never going to win a game of football like that. You'll never win a game.
Now I don't need to come here and tell you how to play football. Look at this,
Jesse, you're all great fucking players. I understand what I've walked into here.
but there's something not right, there's something not right and it's my job to
fucking fix it. So I'll see you all tomorrow, training, nine o'clock. I'll let you finish
by two so you can go home and do the skewer run. I'm not a prick but there's
one thing I will be if I need to and that's a cunt. If you want to start
slacking, turning up late, taking the piss and taking a minute to do the skewer
because you won't be going home. Do you understand that?
Now, see you all tomorrow.
Fucking joke. How the fuck have we lost that?
Who's he talking to? That was the dressing room.
I need to get some, I need to get some, I need to get what you call it, some things like that.
We need that, but man united. We need that, but man united. See if CMC can do it for me.
I've messaged him.
And it's a toolkit plus can you add it to toolkit?
Right here we go Mason mouse messes me
Sorry to let you down Mason Mason at the end of the day you've come to me asking to play
I've give you 45 minutes to show yourself and listen makes I'm not capable of don't even cause to do that
Because I know you capable of I've got to see it when you get the opportunity
you know you're competing in one of the best miss fields here Tealemons, Cobbitt,
Santos, Bruno, you want to start you want to get these chances you've got to take
him when I give him you
six unread emails this might be the place that's going to leave sorry oh
these are just inges
Let's have a look here, Team Sheets.
Mate, Daniel, bro, I'm fucking pretending I'm married to my United.
Please, can you stop trying to give me loads of advice, bro, please.
Discord press conference, 100%.
I need someone to ask me questions, but I'm down for that.
That's what CMC said.
Yes, sure, cheers.
Right, here we go, next, full of...
There we go.
Just in advance.
I like role play, but what happened being stuck
to a Washington, by the way, can I just say,
I've just lost that game three, two, like I did IRL.
I can ask, I'll read out questions from chat.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, CMC, that's good.
Match day. Opponent analysis. Let's have a look.
They play a lot of wing play. Interesting, good to know.
Team management, here we go.
And Bremmo, yep, yep.
Rashford, you were absolutely quality.
You can start.
He was quality off the bench.
Ahmad's back.
The Lieber's back.
Delix still injured, shock, tactics, advanced forward.
Attack. Attack. See how that does. It's not the same line up because I've got rested in
the middle. Now, maybe it's alright. We'll see what happens. Message from Mbuehmel. Are
I've been playing pretty well, what would be funny, I must have missed the last game then.
Hang on a minute.
Jasmine, we've got the EWGC on the screens, shall we do it in a minute?
Right. Central match day.
That's called you again.
Well, they shouldn't have. I choose the team.
Oh my God.
What's this?
This is unbelievable.
What?
Here we go.
Let's go boys.
Come on lads.
put the wrong line up out. That's alright. That's a great start. That's a good start.
Grizzling Bugs again. What's going on here?
Cubs! Cubs!
T-mini Singh, just relax.
Just relax. T-minis.
nice
I'm taking a fucking job at right back.
Leech is shot on target 33 to 1.
Get it on, mate.
Cubs!
Cubs!
Cubs!
Relax!
Relax!
Relax!
Good hold up.
It's a B-60 fan, and I said, BOLT, you're a cunt, you're a cunt, go on.
Composed, composed.
Composed, Composed. Steve, Steve, we said it, we said it, we said it Steve.
Top man. Come on, 1-0, love that from Cesko, love that from Cesko.
You don't know who Steve is by the way, Steve Holland is my assistant.
Oh come on then.
That's the middle.
The man's, the man's.
Relax, slow.
Relax.
offside, offside. If you ever hear me call Chris, Chris Kavanagh is the fourth official
every game chat. If I'm ever speaking to Chris, he's the fourth official, Chris, Chris, Chris
This is running through it, it's running through it.
If that's outside the box, it's a foul, Chris.
Come on.
Fucking hell, Chris.
Have you played the game?
Have you played the game?
And was always likely to see yellow.
Yeah, right, you should have met with a poor tackle.
Oh, great piece of individual skill.
release it mace
nice
nice
release the fucking ball
fucking hell
That's a good position. It's just twice his team of breather here.
That's a really strong play to keep hold of the ball.
Come on, forward.
Beautiful football, release it.
One more.
Nice!
What nine you fucking up?
Steve twice a toning twice
I don't see anything there.
I shouldn't do it, I should be fucking there.
I'm saying.
What? What? Why are you only set pieces?
Here's hook Joel.
Just sat down speaking to me stuff. What's wrong with that?
Love it how you do.
That's how to keep the opposition at bay.
Come on.
Wait a minute boys, hold on, three minutes!
United might be able to cash in.
And ball! Fucking hell Chris! He could have caught it! He said he's fucking un-Chris!
Fucking hell! Chris! He's fucking un-balled it! Fuck! Chris! It's his hand! Fuck sake Chris!
Well, here it is again, and it's a superbly weighted through ball to break that effective line.
And then through and go, it just goes for power and smashes it past the keeper.
There's no stopping that. What a great finish.
Switching up in four half-time, Steven. It's worth told him.
It's worth told him. You can't switch off.
Send it.
And the referee's whistle.
Boys, first of all, I want to apologise.
I want to apologise.
Alright? Because I put the wrong squad out.
That's on me. That's on me. Have you done the wrong whiteboard there?
So I can really apologise for that one. Alright, I'm sorry about that.
But, whether you're on that pitch, or whether you're on that fucking bench, it is Inkin's fucking sealable to me, when you're not booked in a fucking gut to get back!
One minute! One fucking minute!
Harry! You're diving him, man!
Stand him up and jockey! Jockey! What are you dying him for?
There's going to be a couple of changes. Shae you're going to come off.
Brian, he boots on, you're going to go right wing. Bruno, you're going to get your boots on.
Mace, you're going to come off. Okay, two changes to start us off.
I don't want to make any more straight away.
But if you're not putting your weight, if you're not working hard, you're going to come off.
It's as simple as that, it's as simple as that.
That fucking goes on.
Come on.
You've got to make me changes.
Remo.
Brino.
Fuck.
You're in, you're in, you're coming on.
Santos, you've been booked.
Santos, Santos.
Look, I know, I know, I don't want to be off, I've got UN Cubs on the yellow, I can't take the risk, if I go down the man it's going to be a tough game, I can't take one for the team, Santos, I'm sorry.
Chris, you're never fucking yellow anyway! Santos, I'm sorry, Jorah, go.
Three big changes here.
straight in there.
Always on.
Nice.
Oh, Harry.
go to the Sandra.
Let's go, let's go!
We're going for the centre-back for Heaven, aren't we?
Don't put the ball in your net.
I should have the instruction. Hey, have him.
Let me see.
You're it! You're it! I've put you on constant just with box!
what are you doing? even I know that man when this comes down to us on your end
honestly man
Let's be happy with this man's display so far.
He's just got his hands on it, making run after run without too much success.
But eventually he's got his reward, and what an important goal it was.
Chris!
In the Foxx!
What?
You know what Steve's over there?
He's set these coats to go.
Steve.
He's marching.
You're it! Cubs! Where are you?
Like a fucking don't know, it matched him all in the middle.
What?
You know me, that's that.
That's what he's doing.
That's it.
That's the team at a minute.
I've put the two lemons on force so it's just been boxed.
Not good enough.
Not good enough.
I'm thinking Rashford for the Albenjwa.
Well, I mean, I think that's going to be just going to give me a try and get to that.
Marcus! Marcus!
Hi, Roger.
Get up there.
Look at the next one.
That's it.
Get up there.
Look at the next one.
Get up there.
Get up there.
Come here.
Get out.
Hey, smart girl!
You know I always think Stuart this is one of the great walks in football of talking about the walk along the Thames to Craven Cottage.
Yeah it's always a pleasure to come here isn't it?
How much did we pay for it?
£35 million.
£35 million.
10 minutes remaining.
Tackle, Mas.
As we're just playing Mas, Ryzen, inverted, pullback.
Just to help out a little bit in the field.
Didn't need to.
Because they're struggling.
Bryan's not done anything since he's come on as well last two games.
I think I see it.
I think I see it.
Got any subs left?
No.
You fucked it.
I started the wrong level, I'm not gonna lie.
Hold it.
Oh, fuck off, man. Taking the fucking piss.
For fuck's sake.
Hurry, Marcus!
Love it, Marcus.
I've got to win it.
Last attack.
Savvy shot it from the game.
I think we should drop Connect4, I've been doing a training for the team, morale and communication.
We're not paying for that fucking me after that.
Call your way friends.
A part of the coaching is tough, I don't do that.
on the phone
Chose the disorder
You alright?
He stinks of shit in his blood.
Cheers mate.
Now we've got things.
Sure.
Yeah.
Careful there.
Yeah.
FANS aren't happy. FANS are not happy. I'll be honest, I don't blame them. Almost ready
always. And I've got a flat common good coming in for Kunya, absolutely not. Decline. Decline
with an immediate effect. It's a way rarely struggling in that middle. We are struggling.
Let the boys rest up.
Let the boys rest up and we can go again.
Spurs next.
Spurs next to the 15th.
Why are people coming in for me, players?
I don't get how.
I'm going to read messages.
Really appreciate your time.
Yeah mate, I'm not being funny.
Keep your feet on the ground
because you ain't fucking good enough.
I'm really sorry we didn't get the win today
but thanks for giving me a chance.
The wins all come.
Just relax, Aiden.
Do you know what I mean?
Just relax, mate.
One ring nails international duty.
Go fuck yourself.
You're going nowhere.
One squad update.
That ain't my fucking squad.
Oh, and when I was going to parade, I don't know how.
How's that happened?
Why is everyone going for Cunha?
The fucking what you call international break is that why?
What's that shit, what's that saying there?
More wages, fuck off!
More fucking wages.
Fuckers aren't good money as it is cheeky bastard.
Greedy bastard. Two offers and one on the forest as well. Absolutely not.
Coney to PSG. Absolutely not.
pinned, go full cam for one sec, no problem.
118, see if you can see if I'm going to go in three games, I need out, you need a new back line mate.
I was just trying to sort out some old chap, we should be just going, hey Amanda, five
of the bits that I appreciate a lot, go on Amanda, thank you, thank you, thank you, leave
my mic down a bit, there you go.
I don't need a green screen, mate.
I don't need one, Chad, I can just do an Nvidia, where it just removed my background, but I'm
not going to download it.
It's a bit mid-invity app, it's what I used to do all the time, when I go in invity it
didn't give me the option to remove my background look, or if I got the wrong invity I don't
mind showing it but it's a bit meh, I'm not expecting fucking more of a lease of it, I
I'm going to give you five minutes to do it.
Background, Removal, Streamlabs.
Our video broadcast is what I need.
You might be right there.
Download.
Download and chat as we speak. Yes, this will be on YouTube.
A moment, yes. It's opening.
Excuse me.
No, I ain't going to get a green screen that goes from that to that.
Just downloading components. We'll move on for now and then we'll come back to that.
You've got spurs next. Nine score updates.
How have they gone down?
My eyes, what's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
That's plaza, nothing to do with me.
There we go.
This is the team going to the next game.
Believe is back. Believe is back for Tottenham. That's the main thing. There we go.
There we go.
Right, seems to be selected.
Match day spurs.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go a bit of old traffic I will do because a bit of old traffic there
The old Sackio
You got that score view
How does one jump to that skill view?
Let's go boys!
Let's have these here. Let's see how bad the spinners really are.
Come on.
Come on boys.
Can't believe we've lost a full um. That's the one. Square it. Don't mind it, good start,
good start, great start. Hey, hey, don't quit my body there mate, won't think I fuck you
that's the moment you Chris don't get him coming in there because I'll deal with him
He's dead.
Stand him up, stand him up. Why is he free?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
You're playing too deep, you're playing too deep.
Can you honestly shut the fuck up?
I am on deep. Apologies. Apologies.
Take it too much of the pitch and it's bigger.
Come on boys, lock in now, let's go!
Higher line, higher line.
Come on, don't mind it, better, better lad, better.
Steve's not gonna be nice, though.
Love it, love it, butch.
Come on, come on, Brian, gotta do better.
Well they love that, good football, great football.
Play him, they're playing a high line, making pay.
There we go, go on Marcus, drive direct, nooo, fucking El Cunha, fucking El man.
the ball was playing forward.
Joking, they're not fucking kidding the infection.
Chris, Chris, do we all get one of them?
Come on, he knows what he's doing, come on.
It's a card, Chris.
I'm fired from the right into the area. Not completely out of trouble here.
The defensive resilience there.
Counter-attacking possibilities.
The reading became magnificently.
Now we're beating in comprehensively.
Fucking hell man!
He's there! He's got Kingsley and the FPLers somewhere. It's spaghetti, he thinks what?
Come on man, better than a ball decision making, gotta be better.
Luke. Steve! Steve's told to stop diving in. Steve. Steve. It's Seth. Don't fucking
He's diving. He's diving.
It's me. It's me. I can't do it. I can't make him do it.
He knows the other thing. He can't do anything.
He said don't dive in. He'll get past you.
He's diving straight away.
What's wrong with you, dude?
Nice, nice, nice, just fuck off and sit down, you're pissing me off.
I'm going to fucking say it and Wemos crap on the right here.
the
the
the
the
This is a book of the ball, please read it.
Great work, sir.
And it's a brilliant finish.
The strike through the ball, and he perhaps won't jump.
Just a fair finish.
So the ball is moving again, and quite simply,
Spurs are accelerating away from the front.
There we go.
There we go.
Highline's killed me. What fucking dickhead? What fucking dick told me to go Highline?
You fucking lost me a job here
You go before last time for any chance in this
Steve! Steve! Have a word with that fucking killer. Bro, I'm not even joking. Why the
the fuck are we so shit?
like what the fuck bro?
back in business here and still reflecting on a dazzling first half performance by Tottenham
That's United Fire.
That's the ball.
I can't lie though, like genuinely by the way, I'm not even joking.
Kinske saving all of these. Mental. Actually mental.
to be experienced live here on
EATV. So, I hope you can join
us for it. It's Manchester
United facing fire. They're
always entertaining between
those two. Can't wait to watch
it. Oh my god.
Challenge unified, mate.
good strong tackle some fucking shit on there's a
one for dog you says gone for Rashford
not on for cover see what you can bring
to turn this around, but you know, you can have an impact early.
Cheers, Luke's mate.
Marvelous defending.
Fuck.
Honest to fucking God.
Well, that was exciting.
Thank you for your support, Tia.
Oh, cut it!
The box is going to turn the ball away.
I'm not allowed to buy anyone so January I'm playing it fair this is just what I've got
fucking hell man fuck me
me, comes going to fucking brothel us, so the ball's got to celebrate and get the fucking
What other changes can I make?
I'm mad on.
Teal and runs on. Got to be attacking. Have to be attacking.
Have to be attacking. 3-1, come on.
Narabelle's rocking, Narabelle's rocking.
Come on.
I don't mind that football it was anyway.
Nice.
Fucking hell, Mace. Mace! Six yards, mate!
Eight worth that sacrifice.
We'll just head job centre on the Monday, maybe.
I think it's fucking out. Don't think he is, mate. I'm losing 3-1. Just barely over
game all season right come on come on tactical changes matter fucking
on wonders there. Tactical changes might have done fucking wonders. Wow come on. Come on
Come on lads! Come on! Go on!
Fucking hell man. Any more subs? One more attacking change, I've not got any other.
Come on.
win that save one more chance probably one more fucking chance here
one more win that H
Can't fucking do this anymore. What is the fucking point? What is the fucking point?
Oh man the moves being LeMans and Harry Maguire for a corner. Just a load of fucking tripe.
Fucking absolute fucking morons. It's so fucking white. Just a load of bullet.
It's just actually bullshit now. It's absolute fucking bullocks.
Fucking bullshit, mate.
number three at a minute here.
Might be George Harris.
He's completely out of trouble here.
And so there it is, the final whistle and Manchester United have a look.
Let me see if it's actually working now, I've got a moment, yep, we got that, a video.
Er, excuse me, let me just, take the camera off for a minute, give me a minute, chat.
So let me hang on, remove background and that's all it does is that's taking the fucking piss.
What does that do? No, what does this do?
I think. Interesting. What the fuck is going on? Activate. Oh, I'm gone. So I could have
fix want to try mine I will do the minute plus I'm just trying to get my
camera back on mate
the activate activate there we go there we go go on plus what what what for you
got on mate can I feel like I need to do a press conference on these I feel like
the fans won't answers but I like that plus that's good I'll move back a bit I
I like that plus hey what you call it GMC getting discord
You're going to take a seat, all right.
Is my voice fine?
Yep.
So you've just lost to Tottenham today.
What do you think went wrong and how do you feel your team deserved more from the game?
Well, I think if you look at the actual way, I think we played in the first half,
We've created a lot of chances to go on this.
I thought we definitely had chances to score.
We were very, very forward on the take.
I mean, Kinski credit to them.
Absolutely fantastic the way Kinski played today.
Really, really good.
I think we probably, overall,
probably did deserve to lose the game.
As you've created the top in the end of the day,
two teams are in a difficult position at this minute in time,
but I would say, as what I say to the fans,
listen, we will have to suffer.
We're going through a process.
have to make signings, we're going to have to improve, we have to learn certain things,
we will get there but we need patience and we need to get behind the players.
Perfect, thank you very much.
I'll ask you one more question, what's this after job?
Hi, I'm Sarah from BBC.
Hi, you're right Sarah.
It looked like, why do you think when three went down you think there were more attacking players?
Well, I think when we went 3-1 down, we had, in my opinion, the second we needed on the pitch
to try and get back into the game, and to actually try and force away our opening back in,
which actually saw it work. We went back up to 3-2, we thought we were the momentum with us,
and then you can see the set piece for 4-2 to kill the game like that. It's something I'm not happy
with. I know Steve won't be happy with it, and over our things, you can see the set pieces at
this top-top level like that is poor from us and there's a lot to work on.
Can I have that? Thanks very much.
Thank you.
Hi there, ITV. Do you think you need to take some accountability for the form of the squad
today?
I'll take responsibility for everything at the end of the day. I'm the manager of Manchester
United and the manager of the club. It's the biggest and it's the best club in the world.
I'll take full responsibility for my team play.
We're doing our best, obviously.
I've come in at the early start of the season.
Form's not been great.
Confidence is lowering.
It's up to me to change that.
If I can't do that, I want them to be set up.
I'd rather resign.
But there's one thing I will be doing at this come
and it's succeeding.
Perfect.
And just one more question really quick.
With the pressure building after this defeat,
what can you say to the Manchester United supporters
who are losing patience.
Good things come to those at white.
I feel like we've been suffering now for 13 years.
Obviously, at this minute in time, look at the results.
I don't blame you if you have absolutely no confidence in me.
I understand that.
One thing I will say is, trust me,
if you get behind me, you get behind the players,
you support us, you get the confidence up with us,
we will achieve great things, and that's 100% guaranteed.
But at this minute in time, I understand it's hard,
struggling and you know 100% this is by far the worst one I've found Manchester United
have had in the last 10 years but we will get better. Thank you.
Hi there, Sky News. What are your thoughts on and when is performance today after the
defeat from Tottenham? Oh, he's left.
Can we just call him the angry Amaran?
Who?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
All right, I thought that was going to be done.
I'll just ask a question while we've got you.
While we've got you, Sky News.
Sky News, yeah, go on.
Do you genuinely believe you're the right person
to take Manchester United forward,
or do you think today's defeat shows that a change is needed?
What was your name, sir, from Sky?
Paul.
Paul, I think that's one of the most stupid, most idiotic
questions you've ever been asked.
If I wasn't the man for the general,
wouldn't have applied for it.
No further questions, please.
I know I speak to you again, Paul.
Thank you. That's it.
Well, we have just lost 3-1 to the performance.
Perfect. Cheers, Shadow. See you after the minute, that's game.
Oh, he's left.
Do you know what Muddy's thing is?
It's just giving me a press conference in the game as well.
How Muddy's that?
One of them finds they have dipped, but they're still starting. What's the decision behind Sticky with some players struggling and need a rest? Obviously, they can play themselves.
But if a player struggles for a while, I'm ready to make changes. You all right, mate?
These are the press conference. You've got one upstairs.
Not in the other one. I just had a snack. Cheers.
Have you ordered?
Cheers, mate.
It looks a bit weird though, doesn't it?
It did, that's fine.
I'm worried about this tournament.
Why?
Because I would really like to win it.
But with that, I don't think I saw that.
What?
What?
What does it mean, I'm not going to do the run in and shoot everyone.
I haven't played two games, it's not looking good for us.
Your thoughts?
Have we played far, have we done it?
Good.
How about worse than you?
in here. Yeah. Why do I, I don't know what I mean.
Oh, well, but I remember that. I got my tactics anyway. Well,
Danny has solutions to my master. We will. Right. So I don't
die for years. He ain't gonna listen to you. I know. He won't.
That's nice, that.
Right, I think for this episode, we end on the press conference.
Next up, we have got Bayern Munich.
Right, I think for the actual episode, end there.
we're gonna stay on it but we are going to stay on it we are gonna stay on it
give me a minute let me get changed quickly chat sorry I'm gone but listen
we're gonna stay on it but I just want to get
you
you
you
you
you
So, right, how do I make this career more successful?
I don't make this career mode actually kind of fair.
Because obviously I should not have just lost four games
in a row, right?
But for the content, it's a little obvious.
But for the whole season, I don't want it just to be that.
Can it shit?
Sliders.
But where is that?
Customize, settings, this.
Right, then what do I do here?
Put it as custom.
I think maybe if we change the difficulty, it might be a bit like fair, but if we go
on professional and then we win the next two games, we know it's too easy, right?
So then we'll class a bit of one.
I mean, I think we just try that.
Another turn on set now, that's why I'm ready to go.
as well as it. You just can't win. Right, but if we go on world class and we lose the
next two games, I ain't going to be able to know if that's going to be the one. If we
go on professionalism or professional and it's too easy, we go up to world class and
then we know that's bang in the middle. So that's what I'm going to do. Sliders on YouTube.
right, let's see what their YouTube says. Best career mode. Well, it's actually a thing.
So here's my first slider set, so to speak, for the new gameplay on FC 27. I started on Default
Legendary with authentic sliders on and enjoyed it to a point but found some flaws relatively
early on now there's a default starting platform it's much improved on 26 but
there's still room for improvement and still the need to tweak sliders so most
of the game type setting sliders even though it's set to custom most of them
are the same as default authentic I have changed the player speed to be 42 40
43, 42, 43.
42, 43, 42, 43.
I think it's 35 for sprint speed and 48 for acceleration by default or authentic.
All of the shooting stats are the same as default authentic from Oskar on the film.
It isn't. His finisher error is five less.
His finished shot speed is 10 less.
I don't know if it's already on that, never mind.
Yep.
These are all exact.
No, they are all the same.
Replicated them in the custom menu because when you switch to custom it defaults everything to 50, which is slightly frustrating
So everything there is exactly as it is by default
Authentic same for passing always acting the same as default. What's he fucking changed that if it's all the same on the game
types slider settings that I've actually changed are
The team positioning ones these are all custom and these are the same that we used on 26
so marking for
It's almost the same for user and CPU in every area.
So, marking 7070, run frequency 4545, line height is 8590.
This is user then.
What is user me and CPU the computer?
Is that why?
Line length, yeah, right.
Why am I CPU for line height user 85?
Well, why is the CPU more than mine?
It makes no sense.
My link, 30.30, width 45.45, fullback positioning 85.85.
Everything else is.
All power 53, 85, 85, 99, 99, 99.
Joggedreblins.
The same as default authentic,
because there have been significant improvements
in default authentic sliders this year.
So really pleased with that,
but it still needs some tweaking
and there are still fours.
I've already sent Bogdan the league gameplay developer
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 Twitch Clipstreams.
He plays the game.
OK.
Type in TACTIKALVIEW.
to call the year.
Call the digit. Hang on a minute.
you
you
you
you
you
The Junction Tournament discard.
How could he get in that?
He should have been invited.
I could not even have made the cut.
Oh!
Where'd you get invited?
We're fucking winning the lot mate you sexy little bastard. Come on. Let's go. I'm ready. Come on. Oh
Have you been dead yet? I've been very good very very good. I'm gonna show you something later, but I'll show you
Not again. Go on then
No off stream. I'll stream. Off stream. All right. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Definitely
Hey, I need to add you and invite you.
Okay. Wait, how do we do the code in that?
I thought I was leaving that. How often do you play this?
So I've played NoBuild, but I can build.
You can build?
Yeah, I can build.
Okay, it's a funny story of how I learned how to play Fortnite,
But that's again, that's a, that's a, an upstream talk.
That's fine mate, it's all right.
And, right, I think we should be all right.
I think I'll be able to do it anyway, so you're all good.
I'll just fucking type the code in.
All right, cool.
Right, so now I think we can just practice.
Let me message you on Discord.
Right, go to add a friend and then add this,
Right perfect. Yeah
Right, you try that and then I see if it works. I don't know if that is my username or not, but we can fucking find out
Thing is you won't be able to add me because I have two quests
Sorry, Mr. Popular no
All right, wait, let me let me actually yeah, try it anyway
What the shit name
Is it lagging chat or not? I don't think it is. I've got it all.
Oh yeah, how's your internet? Is it good now?
Well, it's here and there.
It's here and there.
It was moving with me.
If I ever lived ourself, mate, put a bullet in my head.
Wow.
Horrible.
Horrible place.
Wait, there's two.
How can there be two?
There's one with a lowercase d and one with a capital b lowercase. It's a lowercase one. Yeah
All right, did you get that? Oh wait you have it that no one is accepting friend of us. Okay, perfect. Let me turn that off
Okay, right now. All right. Yeah, it's a lot of that. Yes, I've added you. So what
we win, we get 100 bones. You want to get 100 bones if we win 100 bones. What the fuck
You're about 100k. What?
Yeah, we win 100k if we win.
Since when? That's what I got told.
Even I know not a fucking practised.
Is it 100k?
No, I can't imagine Jinx is giving 100k away.
Oh, is it sponsored? Oh, it's 20 grams. It'll be 10 K each. Oh, okay. That makes more sense.
Oh my fucking God. That's unreal. I would never get to news. There must have been shot
on numbers because Jake has made the cut. Fucking joke. Proper shot or not. Oh, it's 100 K pot
though that's crazy that's nuts right I've invited you all right um one second I need to quickly just
pick my character oh keep playing hard the fuck is sleep mode when was the last time you played this
um on the sleep oh like two weeks ago I paid it recently yeah I like for that okay
stuff like that. Right there we go. Wait, is it tournament build or no build?
It's build. Fuck. Sad little fucking virgins.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Ooh, that's a bit of me. Yeah, that's crazy. Have you seen that in the Real Madrid game?
Someone's ankle got absolutely fucking stood on a no-penalty given yeah, that's all right
Yeah
Wait, how do you invite me? Yeah invite you again if you want. Yes, please
Well, no you're already in my part. You need to join me game. Oh, there you go. Okay. Yeah, then right so we need to
Alright is part of my hour don't we? Yeah, this no no, I said we just do me versus you know
So we can like start building properly right okay yeah I can do yeah because if
you do like a full-on game we might not make it in time for yeah fuck no it's not
public turn off Jesus all right I'm sorry what I can do right there you go
Is it oh, it's oh gee. I love that. Thank fuck. Oh geez miles back
Let's fucking have it
Who's level 118 can't be me
You love 118 touch
Yeah, holy fuck other starting now the fuck
other side now apparently that's like keep escorting you know that's still
practicing with good right you in yes start yeah alright that's
oh there you are wait there we go easy okay and that's fucking what a great
start well wait wait wait wait that's how you're gonna fucking build okay wait wait
it's changed oh my god wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh my god you're
shit well we're fucked we're fucked up we're fucked we're so fucked what the
the fuck is this shit wait wait gins wait bro build that shit wait I need to
swap my sins I see settings is it what the fuck is going on wait wait gins wait
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Yeah, see, alright, see, okay.
Ha ha ha.
Who the fuck?
The storm's gonna end up killing ya.
Oh, wait, who the fuck, bro?
That's so weird! Why is it like that?
Pingding Pong, you've got one mate!
Ah, where'd it come from?
No, wait, wait! I think for some reason...
Ah, my shit's glitched bro!
Oh, is it?
Yeah, my- Wait, two weeks ago, did ya?
Wait. Maybe two fucking months ago.
Wait, what? Why is it not building stairs?
Maybe fixing your settings.
What the fuck?
Wait, that's very weird.
Alright, wait, setting...
Apparently you might need to turn simple build off.
Wait, how do I do that?
I mean, you're setting some simple build and turn off.
Not to sound like a dick, shall I?
But where's simple build?
Um, settings...
Graphics don't move around.
Whereabouts is it, chat?
Oh, fuck.
Well there you go easy just go to game which is a four-form from the left. Yeah, I don't see build and it's a simple build
Okay, so why kill me when I'm doing it then you fuck oh shit does that stop you doing you say
I shit oh, you know look you're
All right wait wait wait oh
There we go wait no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, so bang
No, wait, what the fuck is going on bro, that's not it
We're fucked we might have a no, we're not let me get this thing done and then we're good
I don't think we are
Wait, so that's wool?
Ah, it was glitched!
I knew I was on a boat, bruv!
Are you alright now, yeah?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now, I need to just do one last thing.
Yeah, no worries.
Yeah, we're bush camping for days.
No, we're not bush camping, bro.
Aye, fuck enough.
Why?
Because you're shit.
Okay.
You doing your settings?
Wait, I'm sort of that shit
No, you don't smell I said I'm sort of that shit now. Did you don't show me mate?
Wait, okay, wait
I think I need a new mouse, bro.
Is it a mouse, is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's always a problem in armlet, a mouse.
Are you on my side, or are you against me?
I'm with you, mate.
Wait, let me, okay, I'm gonna quickly restart my PC.
I actually think my PC is, um, it's fucking me.
Give me two secs.
What did you just say you doing you just said he fucking resented PC
the fuck say
I see a picture of this, I can fucking see it
what's the score?
perfect
he's fucking reset
how does one weave?
there we go
are you simple and it's all you, help me?
nah mate, fuck that
I don't do simple edits.
Come to George Gamer left.
Jakey's fire and I Jakey is decent.
Bro, why is there loads of these bots coming in the chat following three minutes ago?
One message.
Oh, but then again, actually, you got badges and I think you are.
It's a very bot thing to say, though.
Challenge for the two gifted, mate.
Thank you very, very much, man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Most of keeping right now.
I ain't got my partner, mate, so I can't.
But I'm in it so it's alright give me a minute
Hello, oh yeah, dad's mate. There we go. I'm ready now. My shit's good nice nice nice
All right now. Let's let's run the ones. Let's go
It's epic games right
Yes, all right announcements lobby guide
What's the code
wait yeah I knew my shit was mixed bro yeah I thought it was no do you know why why is
it me basically right it was it was just like doing something but now I fixed it yeah it
was doing something I thought I was fucked mate exactly why you're on my side right yeah
100%
Okay, so you're not
What?
No, I am not yet
100%
Alright, are you running the ones or?
We can't, we've got to try the queue
After all?
No, I'm ready though, so that's all there is to it
You will see how ready you are, won't you?
Okay
It's going to be a quick tournament chat, but we'll enjoy it
Wow, I mean it's eight games, so it won't be too long
So, it won't be that quick.
Oh, is it? Oh, it guaranteed eight games?
Yeah, it would play eight games.
Okay, suck.
Right, where does one change server?
Where did you invite me?
Um, no, it's the change me server a minute.
Chat, where do I change me server?
It's in foreign, I hear, but why in the sense...
It's called region.
Ah, region.
I
Region I'm going NA
There we go
How's the fitness change?
For those of you mate lacking recently because I've just been so fucking busy. I've not been able to go to the gym. Yeah, I can tell
Is that what we're like
Is that what we're doing, is it?
Ah, it's alright.
Well, that's the thing with me though, when I'm unfit,
I don't sign up to do fucking boxing fights and then stay unfit.
Okay, alright.
Yeah, I mean, we cannot fucking pick and choose whether it's a fire or a shot, Dej.
Yeah, I mean, I could be more embarrassed.
I could just get knocked the fuck out in front of people and not give a fuck.
I've never been knocked out, bro.
Nah, you're worse, mate, worse.
Right, let me try it out for you.
Alright.
I'm excited to try it out for you.
There you go.
I'm excited to try it out for you.
Always good stuff in your back, guys.
Guys, you've got all the pic we got today.
What's up?
What's up?
Tell me.
I rang you the other day and you ignored me.
Okay.
And I messaged you today and you ignored me.
You know what?
I am sorry.
I can't even say anything.
anything yeah I am sorry just just a little bit a bit just a little bit of respect if that's all
right then I'm sorry just a little bit you know what it is you know what it is what what is it
then chief you don't mind me asking what what is it exactly um so I have uh two new additions
to my life so like that's been yeah so that's been taking a lot of my time
and
yeah
wait
you ready
go on
have we got code? is balleray? yes balleray go on balleray okay
where's the code?
what the fuck are you listening to
No, I said it to you.
I need to find you. Do you know what the code is?
Yes, it's, um, if you go, if you go on the, uh, make sure you're not showing the discord there.
There we go. Yeah.
Wait, do I need to change my server as well?
Or is it just, uh, I'd probably do it just in case.
Um, okay, I'll find, I'll figure that out.
I
Put the code in and then click ready. I think we've done it. I think we've done it wait
Well, how do I oh do I not need to am I good then? Yeah? Yeah? You're in my love. It's you all right
All right, cool. Danny and G you know when you've got more chance of me fucking dad coming back mate
Do you know me? I'm not sure you play the new FC Dutch
I haven't I would he call it so I have the game, but I haven't even opened it yet. Fuck, you know
Oh, I'm a dad now. Congratulations. That's something real, mate. I'm old. I'm old.
Both of them are four months. No, three months, three months. That's mad though. That's something real. W's in the chat for dead. He's a dad now.
Thank you, man. Thank you. W's in the chat for dead.
I got that, good seaman. You know what i mean?
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GO ON BELL claimed
Did you hear me?
Yeah, you said you got good seaman, it was a bit of a fucking weird
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i mean, i dont know what you were gonna say about but i've got some cats mate, are my enemy
there, theres fucking a fucking dodgyا
I'm going for a piss on that note, give me a minute.
Jesus Christ.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait, let me open up, let me get, let me get Ginger's chat.
Let's have it on the side.
All right, I can see the chat now, hey, hello chat, hello Jin, just chat.
Dad's G. Dad's G is sick.
I'm stealing that! I like that! That's G!
Do the thing!
What's the thing?
Oh, do the thing!
But you can't even see me, though!
I mean, I'll do the thing! Fine!
Hey, guys! This company sure is gaming!
Oh, you know what? I forgot. I actually love Jinj's chat, man. It's actually sort of sick.
I guess you can, like, tickle you. Okay, alright.
Alright, chat, be honest. Is Jinj actually good at Fortnite? Or is it something that I'm
gonna I'm gonna have to carry him you have to carry me fuck right off oh my god
hey I watched a video of a day of the diamond gym yes oh bro you have to do it
no mate no my thanks is it that fucked it's it's insanely fucked like did you
There's no remorse. Did you complete it fuller? Yeah, I did it. Did they like go make an easier session for you?
I reckon I'd reckon it was
It wasn't it wasn't easier. Trust me. It wasn't easier
Bro, I so fucked. Well, it's no no. It's actually helped me loads because now I'm consistent in the gym. Oh, really?
Yeah, so now I've actually
I'm okay
I mean we could all be sys-tip for four months, I've been consistent with fucking six months
and then all of a sudden I thought to offer a bit of nam fucking back where I started.
Not fully back where I started to be fair but.
But I feel like you came out the womb.
Whoa!
I got a minute not yet.
Well the fuck I'm going dead.
Fuck.
I'm in the queue.
I'm in the queue.
What measures have you done to lose weight?
To be honest, well, basically, when I came out of the jungle,
I was kind of heavy on it.
And then I kind of relaxed a bit when I went to America.
And that just didn't help me.
And then since back from America,
I've had about a week, I've been really two weeks consistent.
But I've not actually fucking gone, gone, gone.
But now I'm trying to lock in and go, go, go.
OK, I like that.
Like till Christmas, till Christmas, I like to lock in.
I was a big brother.
Oh, it's all right to be fat, a bit boring, but it was all right.
Yeah, I can imagine, there seemed to be a bit boring.
I could tell you guys were boring.
Oh, but no, I'm, you know what?
I like that you're like,
I feel like you're coming out your comfort zone
and doing more things like TV and stuff.
I like that.
Well, it was, when I obviously finished in Australia,
I came back and I said to, I said to be careful.
I said, look, I've done that and I'm fucking happy.
I'm just happy.
I want to go back to what I know and fucking crack on, right?
So I got offered loads of like stuff for TV and all that.
And I just basically turned it all down and went,
no, I just want to stream out.
I just fucking focus on what I know
and what I absolutely love.
And then obviously I went to the MTAs
and obviously the traders won it,
respect the traders, incredible.
And then watching everyone else win one in my head.
Now I'm gone.
Nah, now I wanna win an NTA.
So now I'm gonna accept a bit more TV stuff
if it comes, obviously.
Yeah, so we'll see what happens.
That's sick.
That's sick.
You doing any TV stuff soon or what?
Ha, so here's my whole thing with TV stuff, right?
I feel like the minute you do TV stuff,
you've given the Daily Mail, the Sun,
you've given them like allowance to just shit on you.
You know what I mean?
But none of them have shit on me and I went on the jungle
The only way they're gonna shit on you is if you are genuinely a nob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I mean like for me the Daily Mail did an article on my dad where they just outed how much of a prick he is
But that that for me is just fucking hilarious. I mean, that's not doing me bad
Yeah, but they obviously can spin stuff, but it just depends like it's what I'm saying
like JJ as he has he had much fun on it or if I'm as you know, yeah, there's man many things
Okay, so that's what I'm saying the minute you put yourself in that light then yeah
I hear that but I feel like they also they could probably do that anyway to you to be fair to you Dutch
True
But like for instance, you know that SES thing celebrity SES. Yes. Yeah, I got asked to do that
I said fuck off. Right. I'll reword that for you. What he said was no, thank you. Maybe another time
Yeah, we got what you meant
I then and then um
They're doing um, I shouldn't even leak it. I should know I live outside. I need to not say just message me
Just message me.
Yeah, OK.
There's a new code.
All right, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Thank you, chat.
Wait, no, no, no, it's a economy.
I said this one, I mean.
They've not given me the new code yet.
Oh, yeah, they have.
All right, there we go, Robin.
We're going to make a bet with JQ in a minute plus three screens.
All right.
No, Gadgie and Angry Jinj, the mandem if you will it, if the mandem.
Oh, hey, man like Jixi, but Jinj is gone, he just left.
Wait, I leaked the server?
Wait, I think I just, did I actually leak the server?
Wait, Jixi, are you playing in this tournament?
I'm hosting, no, I'm too good probably.
You're too good. I've never seen you play Fortnite ever.
Okay, I'm going to be honest, I kind of suck to be honest.
I'm not really good. But yes, I'm going to be hosting.
Wait, James left for real?
Yes.
You got to say that.
No, why would you come down?
Thank you.
Oh, fuck off.
I'm not going down.
50 years.
Um.
Can we fucking do this?
We wouldn't, by the way.
Yes, we are going to do after he a method Daniel now.
Yeah, whatever you think will get you more points.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just saying that when it's Oz who's in charge of us, you know it's Falks.
When it's me who's in charge, it's Falk.
True.
Hey, Deji, good luck, man.
I'm going to be checking in on your boys a lot, bro.
I hope you guys do great.
I appreciate you, man.
Take care.
Peace, Deji.
Thank you.
You all right, Deji?
I'm all right.
You're all right.
Yeah, fine.
We got 50 gifts on the line. I've joined the new code. Don't worry. Wait 50 gifts. It is the is the bet
Yeah, I mean with me and me and Jake
I've had enough for you is that
Sorry, mate, we weren't all on prime YouTube revenue
I'm sure you're loaded a video fucking moan anyway. Yeah, I say oh Lord fucking longer videos you're fuming
All of a sudden, dead, you stopped up and stopped up, loaded three minute videos.
You're shot, man!
Oh, fuck's sake.
Hey, I said this to Freezy as well, right?
Yeah.
So, do you miss the grind?
I mean
I'll be so real with YouTube. I've all I've never seen it as work
I've always seen it as like a hobby because I feel like the minute I see it as work. I'll start
like trying to like
I'll be too glued into
Analytics this that and everything and that's what I hate because there was a point in time where I was
But I feel like if you just more see it as a hobby
then they're necessarily there isn't really a grind if that makes sense but
if I was to see streaming as a hobby I wouldn't stream as much because it's
just a hobby do you know what I mean no but like gaming is a hobby but you game
no I died never game off stream now oh really yeah well maybe I wouldn't now
because FIFA has just come out but like before FC before a new card and I
Broward and touch it. Oh
No, I mean don't get me wrong like I
Don't know. I've never really seen youtubers like a grind. I kind of just have fun with it. You know, I mean
Yeah, fuzz I heard
So did you back in the day when you added your videos?
Did you I can't like I like you miss editing on videos because then you kind of because like your own authentic
Exactly exactly. I'm saying that I can't do it
But I feel like, with YouTube now, I mean, let's be honest, all I do is eat, so like...
No!
It's good, yeah!
But I definitely...
That's definitely a fucking bodily problem.
I've just always enjoyed just YouTube, just doing whatever.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Like, I feel like with YouTube I've been able to travel more and everything.
I
Let's fucking go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Geez
Spider-man spider-man does whatever
Right I
Have not played this in ages, by the way. Oh
No, trust me. I already knew purple
Gotham City, bro, what?
Do you want to land, I reckon we land like, wait they added mechs into this, what the
fuck are they doing?
Oh my god, no wait, hey, hey, junk junction.
You know what, I'm actually going to go down.
Junk junction, get looted up and then fucking have it.
Yeah, I like that.
Why are they adding mechs bro, I feel like that's one of the reasons why I stopped playing.
What are the mechs?
Oh they don't fucking robot things.
Yeah, and they're overpowered.
Oh, if you use the max it's minus 30 points.
Wait, really?
Yeah, so that'll put people off.
Oh, OK, that's easy.
That's all right.
I love the fact you just auto-guide.
Wait, we've got heads coming.
Oh wait bro we've got heads coming in.
Wait wait wait, you're so low bro.
You're not making a juncture.
Oh!
Yeah bro, there's already a man on me.
Oh bro, I'm gonna land at this building and try and sweep down and help your ace up.
All right, maybe a chest in there.
I can fuck like it is people there.
It's going to be a short game.
This one could be might be.
Hopefully it's not.
I've got a purple vending machine.
Slurp juice.
That's fucking brilliant.
Oh my gosh, bro. It's laggy. Hey, you know that's why I'm nuts. No, I've not. Oh
Yeah, it is a bit like unit. I'm cool about playing though.
Yeah, who's hoping?
I've got another slurper for you if you're
Yeah, I'm trying to stay. I'm sure trying to stay undetected this whole time. Oh big pop
I feel like yeah, you know what fuck it my nut
Oh, thank you no worries I
I like your pet thank you mate pattern if you want oh big a shot I get shot you're
Joking all right. Oh these fucking losers, bro
Hey, you try and get off you just try and get off. I'll distract him. All right, bro. I need a gun
Yeah, it's on me
It's all right if you go down
Because I'll just
I'm saying fuck off loon on twitch you fucking little weird. Oh
Fuck
Should have just fucking ran. Did you get off?
Yeah, I'm good. Okay. Good. Good. Good fucking hell man. Oh
My god, Daniel is hitting a tree
You're so shit chief for that
I want to I want to get your card, but no don't rush it. Don't rush it. You got two minutes
camera down. Yeah, we'll do a
chat. Not right for you.
Oh, they're probably looting
that still, right? No, I mean,
no, I clean that place out.
Well, you to be fair, you still
got to talk. Oh, bro, you still
got three minutes. They see me.
You didn't see me, you didn't see me.
You got three minutes.
That's so good.
All right.
Yeah, you're cooking, you're cooking.
All right, love that.
Right, I don't even do it yet, by the way.
I reckon go to junk junction, go to junk junction.
Oh, fuck the circle.
Shit.
You're gonna have to go to this one and I'll tag it for you.
Wait, if I knew, because that,
If I do jump, jump, oh wait, yeah, you're right, I want me to.
Yeah, because you're going to need to circle.
Yeah, you have to set off now, Dennis, it's going to be quick.
Okay, there.
Huh!
No, oh, the thing you've been at though.
You'll catch up to them.
Oh, they're loud.
Yeah, I'm the loud.
You'll be all right on foot.
All right.
Yeah, bro, bots on Twitch recently bro.
So weird.
Wait, what do you mean?
It's just like, there's a recent rise in bots on Twitch is what I've noticed.
That's weird.
It's very weird because I have ones come in my chat with random names and then they all
Let's go. This is insane. Like the proper generic thing
And it's just I just bad. I'm straight away. I don't want to fucking view by me chat. Yeah
But of course from you on your bottom left. Yeah, hi hi down. Hi down
Don't I won't even me from there. Yeah, wait. Oh
No, no, this will be good
I'm sorry, I know it's just pretending to be box or chest.
Well, you got time by the way, you've got loads of time, isn't that a rush?
Yeah, but they're literally in front of me.
But yeah, generally, just stay down and don't move.
Because when they move, put it this way,
if you can get like a med-cow out of that chest,
you can stay in the storm, could only be a one-tick.
I can hear them getting mats.
Yeah, they're still there, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, don't move, don't move.
They're going to go for the chest.
They'll go for the chest.
Don't move.
Oh my God, there's no way.
Has he seen me?
No.
Oh my gosh.
But the thing is, the minute I reboot you,
they're gonna know.
Yeah, but this is my point, so get the chest.
And then listen, I'm happy if you should not reboot me now
if you don't want to.
And just go for the next one.
Okay, I play placement. Yeah placement isn't is key
All right, okay. Tell me or maybe wait. Yeah hiding that bush if you've been the circle
See where the next circle is and it might be worth going back in the storm if it's only a one-tick
I'm a grassy. Yeah, you'll have to go either here, which is look like I have to go lazy lagoon
My chance a do it in the stall I
I don't know. I don't. I think you tell me you tell me yeah I'd go star I'd go star.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It'll take more than 100 seconds.
Okay.
There and back. Oh my god. Fucking good job. You didn't do it now.
Yeah, yeah, flak onto the right flak on to the right
I know it won't get there and back you'll lose 50 elf. Yeah
All right
Oh fuck yeah, she's used
26 I only point for that. Let's have a look. Thank you. We're fucking bro
It was a bad landing. It was a bad landing who the fuck suggested going there
Hey, did you people's game of crashed we've got points no matter what?
Wait, really? Yeah people's games crash. It's fucking brilliant news. Oh
For real. Yep
Wait, do we expect it now or do we do it? Yeah, we can spectate. Yeah. All right, right lobby colds. I'm gone info. Here we go
He oh
Fuck now we don't get a kill. We've not got any points. Why I think we need top 25
All right, I've got I've got the official I've got the official learn
What'd you call it?
Leading ranking soon
Eight games
For you, if you get if you get an elimination of three points if you fourth on the rule books
Fuck bro, we were one placement off game two points
Foxy who killed you it was the person I spectate I don't even know their name
how do I how do I see oh you will say power child whatever that is
I remember I'm watching on the
morning as well. Oh, we could
try a sky base. Yes, you know,
now you're trolling. I feel like
now you're throwing. We'll just
lose. I'm taking the piss. Oh
my god. It's in the back. Oh my
god. Good night. God bless but I
don't understand your reaction
time of watching the fucking
I'm not moving you got a lock in I'm not being funny right but we got fucked over
who the fuck go junk juncture virgins mate fuck we did go there
Where's Danny Arons?
Is he still in it?
Er, yeah I think so, yeah.
Yeah, he's hiding in the tree bro.
Maybe that's the play, you know.
Yeah, it will be, just hide.
It's going to be a fucking boring stream though.
The game's the game.
as in what will you can change back to you oh shit
You know what you know he
All Valkyrie the partner
Come on, Joddage. Yeah, 29, mate.
So fast you left me.
Well that was Joe Bart then, something like Joe Bart his partner.
Alright now it's round plus.
Cheers, kind of mate.
No, Joe didn't kill Deadly, this is just his team.
Oh fuck.
Or do you reckon, next game, just camping a fucking tree?
Hmm.
See, I want to save you.
Entertain.
Yeah.
But if we die, if we die in every single time first, it ain't very entertaining, I will
say that.
Alright, I'll get it. No, next game, we'll actually like play properly, let's fight and everything.
I tell you what, we need to be strategic of where we land, right?
Because if, listen, we went and jumped jumpsuits, it's the furthest away.
A lot of other people are going to think that.
So maybe if we'd have gone snobby shorts, it would have been better.
Do you get what I mean?
Yeah.
Let's have a look at where the boss is next game, see what we can do.
Daniel J. Corral, okay, good. They've released 18 from bastards.
Fixed the audio, what's up with the audio?
Fuck all.
I put- I apparently jaked out a 12-year-old.
What did he s- fuck.
I doubled, I think, then I don't know.
He's coached her, like, a lot, and Bella, you can give whatever tips you want, I'd actually love.
It's like fucking, it's like silo taping the Titanic up with that fucker sunk anyway.
We're fucked.
You have a real way of, uh, word.
Thank you, I appreciate it a lot.
Do me best mate, do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Danny and Jay got 16 points bro, that is fucking bullshit.
Wait, so we get zero points?
Yeah, we got zero.
Fuck man.
It's first game, it's first game.
Yeah, that's true.
That's money-making to coach it and I thought that I didn't get in coach of the 15 year
old.
It's embarrassing.
Did you have thumbs?
Do you want to answer that question, Dedge?
I mean, you died first.
Well, do you, mate?
Yeah, that's a good point with that.
But I did sacrifice myself for the team.
I'm sorry.
What do you miss? Yeah, that's a good point with her. I did suck up. I sacrificed myself for the team
How because I said dead you you run
Ah, yeah, you know what that's true. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, this is bullshit. I ain't fucking dying first again. This is shit. Fuck that. I'm
locking the fucking. Hey, to be fair, we did have shit guns and they pressed us straight
away like fucking weirdos. Hey, let's see if I have a 31, love. Ross Smith beat fucking
What you call it?
Get a bit private, that's not it.
Yeah, it was y'all to make
You might watch in a Valkyrie
How many people left?
Ah, it's the end.
Oh, look at this. This is what I hate.
Like, what is this, bro?
It's so virgin-like, innit?
So weird.
Oh, this kills Fortnite for me, bro.
I mean, I understand, yeah, you're building a fort.
Bella your fucking legend
Right, I know where we're going next game. I've had me four night coach getting contact
Well, I did this to you
Oh awkward
Did they do that so no one shoots it that is so weird
Okay, bro, everyone is so weird in there
Yeah, we're getting to the dying end of it here.
His teammate keeps trapping him
Bro what what I feed this guy? Oh my gosh
Oh my oh my god
I was the one who won oh shit is
Yeah, yeah, I see drop down now
He's in the stop. Shoot him then. Oh my god.
Oh my. What? Who won that? Nescue the thing. Bro, who the fuck? Who the fuck is that? He
is, I mean I died on 26th round but he is dog shit. What the fuck is he playing at?
What do we return to lobby? Yeah, it turns a lot better
You know what it is I think it's our skin
Another box in a book enjoy it. I'm gonna change my skin. Yeah, I think it's the skin
I could go David back. Oh my god Michael Scott
I'm going Michael Scott Michael Scott yep
you mean Steve Guerrero well I mean he plays Michael Scott but he is technically Steve
Carrelli I'll give you that come on what the fuck yeah that won't make us stand out at all
dutch you don't like his pumny one one I don't know if she is in two I can see it from the
other side of fucking telling me
All right, let me change it all right, um
What's on the shop at the minute
All big hero sex
Hercules oh no way
He can get Pacman as he's Sidemen.
What, Pacman during the Sidemen?
No mate, you're that little guy that I've got running about.
You can get that as Pacman's.
I like your group.
Yeah, my group's cold.
Yeah.
Right, let me have a look, see what the next call is.
Oh, here we go.
Accept. Ready up. There we go. Now I'm going to get a canal ball.
A what water?
I'll be on the chair.
Pepsi Max
No, you don't say it don't say it what the fuck you gonna say I
Said I said canal water. I was like what's also canal water. Oh, it's water from the canal
But then everyone will say this is a Pepsi Max.
What the fuck, I love Red Bull.
Oh, what?
I didn't get it.
Weird thing to say, chap.
Weird thing to say.
Oh, so it's a Red Bull.
Yeah.
Jen, how much free to box?
How much to box? Great question. One, who would a box? That would be the main thing
because if it's a massive fight I'm gonna want more money aren't I?
Alright, okay let's say you versus Kevin Hart. Do a realistic one because that's never
book. Okay, a realistic one. Um, you versus. Okay, no, I realistic you versus Tommy Fury.
he would try to shout at me so definitely six figures six figures oh you think I can push for
seven hundred percent oh what the fuck yeah Jesus yo Gary the ring tomorrow what that said six
figures what you reckon I guess seven no but I'll fight in this month bro what
okay no I don't think I don't know but yeah it has to be hard because what I
get not the fuck out to the lot of work that goes into it and free and some of
I ain't something I'm dying to do
Okay, yeah, Wayne Rooney was that that'd be fun
I don't know I'd enjoy that as well keys versus what I go six
Now you definitely can push for seven bro. Well at this point you've asked me how much and you basically just tell me
I have to accept seven figures
But I when you say six figures, is it like a like a 200k 100k like what what we say
I would say seven plus.
Okay.
All right, how much to fight me?
To fight you.
Yeah.
That'd be a big fight.
And it'd be an easy fight.
So, now I'm joking.
You'd probably bang me
because you've got actual experience.
And as much as a banner, you're obviously decent.
So I'd never hit you.
Oh, thanks for that, Dan.
I appreciate it.
I'd take a knee again for you.
Pardon?
I'd take a knee again for you.
Oh, thank you very much.
Say that again.
Black Lives Matter, take a knee.
Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
I come ginger.
Yeah, technically, you are a nigger.
Oh, black, you are black.
Can you not say that on Twitch?
I mean, you can, I want me.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, the gingers are like the nigger whites.
Oh, it's a nigger.
He said it again!
I'm scared he's gonna just get stuck in my head!
I don't want this, I'm not liking this!
I'm not liking this and he says it a third time, fuck it!
I'll make it a trick!
By chat I wanna be singing word for word Freaky Friday!
Wait, do you actually know it?
Little Dickie, ooh, muster down the beat, yo.
I woke up Grizz Breezy, oh my god I'm the man, oh, I'm so fly I can dance, oh what a
shame, I can't get to the chorus.
Game started, game started, what a shame.
I'm sorry about that, I'm sorry about that.
Oh, W timing, W timing.
Oh, and Gump.
What the fuck is this?
Alright.
I say sunny steps, bruh.
Oh, yeah, we can't go there right. I think we go. Hey, I reckon we just go to these little houses there and see what happens
Bro, just fucking see what happens
I know just see what happened the other plan we can't the bus has gone straight over
Meet people on there
I swear, if we find people here, I'm done, I don't care.
Nah, there won't be anyone here, sure.
If they're here, we'll just complain the streams, might as well.
To be honest, low key, we can get these houses.
And then push up the mountain.
Yeah.
It's a broken house here as well.
And a little hot there.
Right or left?
I'll go right.
Jakey's died already.
We can pull points back on him there.
No way.
No way.
Yeah, but Chas, he dead.
Or is Danny still alive?
No way there are shots near us.
Nah.
They've not come up on me, so I think you're all right.
Danny's still alive, there you go.
He's still in it then.
I'm going on some, oh my sis, Batman grapple gun.
There are people left of us though, north, north sides.
Oh okay.
So grab some mats.
Yeah.
I've got a grapple once I can kind of get out of bit of trouble.
The people on the mountain definitely will be watered.
I'm assuming sir I just get any better mat you can get cuz they're gonna be a
bowlers in the rain on us. Yeah, I'm gonna give you some style.
Someone behind me, behind me come down come down to me. Alright, coming. Not spotting me yet.
I'm gonna have the height on him.
One up that way, one up that way, one up that way, I know I've got nothing behind him.
38, tag 38, here.
Come here.
That's me.
Oh, yeah, they've lost, put it away, they've lost, put it away.
That means they're scared, you know, that we could take them for elimination, we need to find out where they've gone.
Let's go there go pay. I don't know. They're not gonna pay to know
She got them out in a bit bastard
I didn't see the foot marches you're white
No
No, this place hasn't been looted. Ain't no way.
No, it has, it has, it has.
Oh, in front of me, in front of me, in front of me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Are they below you?
Just leave them there. My pink. Take shots.
Wait, not yet, not yet.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Oh, I see him. Wait, just stay still, stay still.
Do I rush him?
Are you only seeing one?
Yeah.
Right, let's jump on the boat.
Or maybe we just white air.
If they didn't take that purple, that means they have good loot.
No, it's on the epistol.
I won't see them anymore.
Yeah, push over this way.
What's that golden?
Wrapp up on him, yeah, back on him.
It's a Batman Wrapple.
That's supposed to be him, man.
I'll take it.
I'll build up this way.
Go on, Hamza. Do you have a table, mate?
Yeah, if we have no shield, we're only going to survive.
Why have I done that?
I was like,
I can't.
I'm going down to the fence.
Yeah, I'm going down to a circle, yeah.
Go on big wave, givin' the 18, mate.
Right, we're all right, let's be honest.
got good height here you know no definitely people down there push this
way push this way all right with 34 people 34 pairs left so we need to
survive a bit more
Wow, I know I tried to destroy it. I didn't try to do it or
I got chest up. Yeah, it picks your nephew. Oh, yes, it is. Thank you.
This one a little bit.
Most rooms there
All right, cool. So then eat everything. Might as well. Fuck it.
Right, yeah. Right. I loop around on the left here and try and all the other chester.
You going for it? Yeah.
Yeah.
This place doesn't look lucid, bro.
Definitely will be, trust me.
Purple, so I thought it looked like.
The place is untouched, I swear.
I wouldn't go in there anyway,
because people are definitely going to end up going in there.
I hear shots to my right.
Don't engage, don't engage.
Oh, you know, you're right.
Just hide, just play placement for now.
Play placement for now.
Oh my God.
fucking idiot
He's fucking camping the bastard
Who the fuck is fucking camping
Fuck
Where's he camping
He's camping by the fucking pendulum
Walad
Walad, what's that?
It's like wasting it
Yeah, so he was
Where my
My thing is, he was literally
On the left
I
Say say don't get this another clear shot. Yeah, I say just get my card and then oh yeah
I'll just stay here.
What a pervert, bro.
Yeah, he was literally where you are right now.
I'll stay here.
I'll stay here.
I'll stay here.
Good idea, love that. Locking in here, check.
Ah, you know what they're going to do? They're going to wait for you to move.
Yeah, no, but they don't know me unless I watch mystery. Oh my god. Hey, four more and we have placement points for more
Fucking
I
Just sorry yeah, he's waiting for you. Oh, bro. This is so sticky
That thing that I've just got here by the way is unbelievable.
Yeah.
I say, yeah, just go super far.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
I see.
It should be all right there.
Bro, that thing where you get the gliders is unreal.
I can't lie.
Yeah.
There you go.
I see.
It should be on right there.
Bro, that thing where you get the gliders, unreal, I can't lie.
There you go.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just doing it to have a look at some.
Because I feel like they've gotten so big that you're sticking out, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I hear it.
Ah, you're fucked.
Fuck.
Nah, I'm alright.
oh my god our guns were shit then 26 for Gambrough
26 again bro.
Do you know what we need?
We need heals.
Yeah.
Because I could have firmed the storm for a little bit then.
Fuck man. I know I should have just grappled I should have just kept grappling
Fuck sake man
No, no group gave it away. No, I was in the middle of fucking nowhere group can't give it away. No one else can see group
They can't know about the camp. I'm getting fucking grew up at the end, if he's fucking
me up. Oh, plus change screen. Don't make sure Jake. Oh, Kobe. Fucking Kobe. Nice. Nice.
It's taking damage to you know. Oh my God. Oh, she's spreading quite large actually.
I'll see it. They've both jumped down there. They've both jumped down there.
Oh, fuck off, you prick! What are you doing, bro? This is interference. I'll call Jixi right now, bro.
I'll call Jixi right now, bro. 50 on that there.
On Michael McIntyre, I'll call him, bro.
I'm just watching now you put pressure jinks it you put pressure on it
We get sprayed down are we good
I'm listening to you shit in the name bro shit in the name bro
James
are you shooting at them? Do you need help? I'm chilling. I'm trying to shoot them. They're
Oh my god, the circle is near us mate.
We got the grouch, we moved to it now.
We could wait for us to go.
Yeah, by the way, there's two people in that house and then there's also people there
Farm what you're about farm for chat
Right
So about chat that bad a pigeon Joe, bro
Jake is such a fucking weirdo as well. Can you use to try out with him as a kid? How weird is that?
Just pause up
I think for now, we don't really need to do it, okay, but just the people behind us,
yeah, you know, they're 18 for them.
What'd you say? Jake, uh, Jake and Danny at 18 for gun.
That's so unlucky.
It is.
So unlucky, brother.
I should have kept gliding in hindsight, shouldn't I?
Yeah.
Oh my god, jammy little fuckers.
take your shit take your shit take your shit
who was it?
who did you just shit on? who did you just shit on?
come on jackass!
we'll be mate
bro it's okay
it's okay
that's how you do it, baby.
Alright, she's just wearing them there.
We're wearing them there.
Ha!
Shugging her what the fuck.
Jakey, what were you doing before?
I need you to be like, too quick.
Jakey, check your phone.
Sorry, sorry.
There's just people down here in the spot that we probably won't.
And we don't have a lot of mats and we probably need to receive.
We're in there.
Who killed me? Oh yeah, who did kill me, Jack?
Someone just said we're getting nerfed, Edgy.
What about these there?
I don't know what to say.
Donnie! Donnie!
I've got no mats, bro.
I think some of the teams are super on there.
yeah well I mean we are definitely shit let's just say that I mean we can
accept that we are shit but we're in for vibes no no exactly me exactly
I want to you know what let's land heavy fuck it we land heavy yeah let's
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, someone just said, can you play SC 27, cheers
mate.
How was the new FC 27?
AFC 27?
It's just FC 27, mate.
Wait, FC 27?
Yeah.
You know, how was it?
I can't lie, it's actually good.
It's very hard to defend which means it's somewhat different and people have got to learn and that's why I like it.
So I think you'll enjoy it, but you'll be there for the ratio.
Bro, Jack, it's because Jake's actually decently used to be actually like really good at Fortnite.
Even his mates all tried to go pro.
I'm not
You've done well there.
Not a bad result, mate.
Bad and fucking 26 twice in a row, innit?
Fuck's sake, man.
PS5's not 800 quid, what?
Yeah, the PlayStation 5
Because it sold out everywhere. Yeah, it's fucked.
What, do you not have a PS5? No, I'm playing on one, yeah, but the table is looking
like I thought 800 quid is a bit excessive. Yeah.
Gold, Marlon's fun. Marlon's camera's good.
Basically, Jakey's just fucking gonna fuck me up big time.
Shit, I mean, fuck a deal with her.
Yeah, the ram's used for AI in it, I know that's weird.
Wait, how's Marlon and Lacey doing?
Shit, probably.
Yeah, they should, they should be doing that a lot.
Mild on Vizysel?
Yeah, he's got a good sense of mind, but I couldn't accommodate him.
End of the day, Ted, it's not your fucking job to, anyway, is it?
Yeah, that's true.
Check out me.
Go back, Bob.
I'm about to lob it.
Ah, fucking so dumb.
I said we land heavy.
Yeah, I know how to land now, trust me.
Wait, did Joe win?
Yeah, Joe won.
Bro, I swear, is he a bad at any game?
What, Joe?
Yeah.
He's a bit like Pie Face, he's just naturally good at most things.
It's actually annoying, you know, you've got some sick of games.
Right, new cards yet to put in.
Yeah, to be fair, not gambling, I'll give you that one.
At the end of the day, I'm looking at my partner, he's dressed as Kim Kardashian.
I've got to ask questions.
What else are we taking this?
Do you know what I mean?
Danny, can you buy me FIFA, please?
You're in the wrong chat, Tempts, mate.
I mean Danny can you buy me FIFA please you're in the wrong chat temps mate
Yeah fuck let's grow off now cost me fucking games
Yeah, take off your groups. I will do cost me fucking games
What's what was the most incognito skin I've got as well
Let's go the same skin. I've probably have the same skin as you right. I'm gonna go gingerbread mother
Wait, do I have
No, I don't have it all right, have you got pick I'll pick I pick I suppose yeah, perfect
I can't get this one to be gifted because there's no way you'll be in that.
do you realize it's just points that's all I did up?
Yeah, but these are all...
I've played two games.
Yeah, there's no way I'll be in.
I'll bet you.
I thought I'd fall in love with you, bro.
What is it? Ninth?
You think it's ninth in the Premier League, wasn't it?
No, somebody was there.
Yeah, probably, mate.
Just off European football, you fucking gaff me here.
I played a part in that, 100%.
And then you've got to look at the conversation.
And we're getting stiffed up by stream snipers.
Perfect.
Right, OK. Can I have a Red Bull, please?
Yeah, I just want to let you know that you have had three today.
I've not. I've had...one.
You've had two off me, minimum.
I've not. I've had one.
You had one before.
I had one more, so I was just annoyed.
No, I don't know, did?
All right.
Well, I haven't got a lot of flavour.
And they're right.
No, you've already had one of them.
Sorry.
Fucking...
Oh, can you not shut my door?
Fuck's sake, man.
Yeah, ready up, then?
Alright.
Cheers, mate.
Fuck's sake.
95 sub back now. No, it's not. We did 50, you have to do 100.
You alright? Have you fun there, deadgear?
Yeah?
Do you know what I mean? My fucking partner listening to this fucking rapping anime.
Fucking God help us. God fucking help us.
Fuck's sake, man.
He thinks it's our landing points. It ain't our fucking landing points, mate.
a fuck off to do it. I'll just be so real James I think you, I think you'll shit I'm
so... Yeah, all right, okay okay. So what's going up in here is you're gonna realise alright
one, you died by a guy standing on a fucking bin. Alright, two, we both finished... I'm
sorry! Is this fucking camping? How is that my fucking fault? Why are you being so aggressive?
So, you've been killed by a camper, alright, always check your shoulder, check your mirrors,
the specs would say, you didn't do that, you didn't do that, alright, and we've both
finished 26F, I thought we are both, it's been an exciting shift to see each other.
Hey, Bob Jane, we're going to fight you then!
Go Bob Jane!
We love you Jane, we love you Jane, we love you Jane, show us your moth.
Go on Jane, favourite of five.
stream sniping jake bro because if that goes wrong and he kills me I'll fucking do
me self
she's 12
you know I can't I love you sir
they're the best either
I love you sir
they're the best
it's a funny joke as well as every time I say it he goes oh he's put she's this she's
that or he's this he's that
she's been going off for about five years
never gets old
Riscuit for the brisket.
I've never had brisket.
Pigeon is 30.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
So some people don't get the manhole,
they just try and it's like,
as long as they're trying, they're trying,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah, you have to admire it.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
All right, how's it going guys?
Yes, Jinx, hey?
Oh, sorry.
Shut up.
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
You keep fucking dying.
Degg, stop dying on Jinx.
Well said, thank you, Jinx.
Jinx, I can't do it all, can I?
I can't do it all.
Jinx, Jinx, tell me how it makes sense.
Like, I walk into a room and then there's some guy
camping on a bin.
How was that my fault?
Because bro, you have to just be, dude,
you got to be right on Jinx's ass and lock in.
Exactly.
I'm trying to fucking carry him, James.
He's not listening to me, bro.
I can't do it all.
Yes, exactly, bro.
Bro, Deji's so shit.
He's already did before.
He got his cock out and just sent me a video of it.
Oh, no.
He went, I can't wait to use my pickaxe.
What place do you guys think you're in right now?
What place?
I think 26.
But, okay, that's still,
oh no, that is pretty dog shit.
Yeah, that is dog shit.
Yeah.
Bro, y'all can win, dude, win this for England.
Don't win it for yourself.
Don't win it for the money. Win this for England, guys.
Come on.
Jinksit, if I win this, I'm going to donate all the money to Charity.
Okay, that's fucking awesome.
And that Charity is the G-I-N-G-E Foundation.
It's an amazing cause.
You're going to donate it to your own charity.
Is there something wrong with that?
Are you trying to say that a certain Charity
you don't agree with?
Are you trying to say that there's bad charities, Jinksit?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
That's what you're saying.
Have you just said you hate Charity?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I think that's what I've just...
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Just like that, I've slept time.
Fucking genius.
Horrible man.
Hate Charity.
Fuck.
That makes me sick.
How dare we come in here and give it a fucking big one?
Oh, I'm gonna predict.
I'm gonna predict.
What the- I'm talking to one of you.
Jenny Brown put everything on no.
I'll put it everything on yes.
You're putting on yes bro, you're losing everything.
I've got unlimited channel points and I wouldn't even fucking do it.
Here we go baby, here we fucking go.
We could put it on yes and we'd still fucking fail.
If we had to get top 20 and put it on yes, they're not going to say right.
But if we get top 20, I don't think they'll ask about that. I think they'll be more asked
how the fuck it's happened.
Yeah.
I know we land hot now we land hot we land hot. I'm saying Gotham City
Gotham City, I've been told where to land all right here here
You're trust me trust me trust me
Do you know why why don't mind your business
And at some point jinx when we die five times in a row right
We just go and get them fucking robots because the minus points ain't gonna do fuck all tools anyway
And we just go and fuck other people's games up
All right, you know what yeah, it's a good point in it. I'm landing back far here
If we need some kills as well could do some kills
I've got a desert eagle and a grappler again
I
Get metal
Did she's cooking I fucking
Nice
Yeah, I've got a shotgun a slope they are a deagle need some shield though a sat rocker
I just got a
So we need to dip we can
Another grapple edge one one in case we get some shit
shit yeah that's me your dick I've got visual on those are fucking user I get
loads of what oh take out the dinner first oh baby 499 a month
but it'll play what 499 a month 499 a month 4 pound 99 a month yeah it's a
accent yeah it's the accent it's all right
right Vendor the shield over her
no mate he's gonna he's gonna show off the way down nice and real
yeah
gonna take some shield
you selfish fuck! oh fuck
I forgot you could chair them sorry
Sorry, sorry, I forgot you could share room.
Yeah, all right.
Bro, I've not played the game in ages.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
But if I get a shield, I'll give it to you.
I don't want it.
I got a shield for you.
Here, see?
Straight away.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
No, please.
Please have it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
At least have 25s so you can get a max.
No.
Oh, you're a fucking moron.
I'm playing my own game now.
No, don't be like that, Dedge.
No don't go on your own. Don't do any favours, come on. You should know this.
No chance. No, we need to team up.
What the fuck's this? Gotham City, why is that here?
I don't know, I don't know that man.
Yeah but why is that...
Glide at will, what? I've got a cape on.
Oh you can glide everywhere.
Oh, purple shotgun.
I don't think you've been... Hey, you've not been looted yet.
So what, now you're seen in my loot?
Now, I'm also in Gotham City because I am Gotham.
I'm in Gotham, nah I'm in Gotham man.
Alright I'm leaving again.
Ah fuck this guy.
Yeah no one's been here.
Slurp yeah it's fucking free.
Come on.
I'm Batman.
We could seriously get looted up here, you know and actually jamming the cock
Honestly, I feel good about this game.
Bro, so do I.
I don't want to jump the gun, I think we might have won.
I think we might have won.
I rolled at the minute mate, I've got no reason to move.
I'm wearing the circle, good stuff.
I'm just gonna camp in a bedroom.
Oh my gosh, that is a shout!
No need to overcomplicate, is there?
Pump shot, go ahead if you want it.
Um...
Just...
Pumped nationality, so I'm gonna thank you.
Oh, bandages, I don't know if it's worth taking it.
Nah, nah, leave it, leave it.
Unless you find a medkit.
Yeah, but if we could play storm then if we get loads of heels more sure they've got coming
I've got campfire anyway. Yeah, I could put the chap down good call
Right, I'm going hiding in the fucking in a bedroom and not leaving for the next four hours. Oh
My god is this
Storm flip. Oh my god, that throws a storm on people done it. That's cold. That could be so useful
But I put I just put a trap down
Now what are you right and get rid of this bed
And the light
Yeah, generally bro, we're good take the minigun. Yeah, I will do it. Oh, yeah, what over the SMG champ?
Right, that's 36 left 10 more and then we're probably gonna beat our record hopefully
Jakey's dead, Jakey's dead, Jakey's dead, Jakey's dead, Jakey's dead, Jakey's dead.
Oh, I've got everything tonight.
That's a lie, that's a lie.
Oh, so you're actually fully just...
Alright, cool.
Alright, I'll be here.
I am not...
Nah, then they've got windows unless you're happy with that.
Oh, yeah, just just just just literally staying and don't fucking move
I'm having me meaning on straight this because the traps outside so if they wanted to get in here
They'll have to get rid of the trap
Fuck
Wait
Yeah, we got this we got this
Hey my chance ain't go to this own ear. It is only over the way trekking. It's worth it. I
I honestly no oh it might be actually go on Darcy forever to say to yeah I
think we go early and we've got them but things that we so we can just go I dare
ace up yeah true true on the roof glide over on this onto this head on this roof
over all right careful Batman doesn't get us oh fuck I see someone back abort
I bought I bought I bought back in the bedroom back in the bedroom. I bought I bought
There's someone on the hell wait, yes, I mean
And we're gonna race against you
I'm still on the hill.
Maybe we can smack them?
Don't know, boring boring, you're in your chill bro, cause you do mad innit.
Obviously I don't know where the fucking trying to kill him.
I don't want the sniper, I don't want the stormflip, what's better?
Sniper, sniper, sniper, sniper, alright.
Yeah, I'm going stormflip.
Yeah, I'll drop the AK, that's a good idea.
Right, let's just fucking go this way, go round like this.
There's really people coming into Gotham anyway, and coming out about the same time.
There's people over there, so we need to go this way.
Right, I'm in normal ground now.
There's people over there.
We need to go this way. Stay low, stay low.
26, but we can't die now.
Wait, how do you know we're 26?
Quick, click the touchpad on the- hang on. Lock in, lock in.
Oh.
So we need to find a bush.
Bush in front of me.
It's out the storm though.
Or maybe we fight.
Yeah, hey, get in that room where that guy was and get on the bin.
Alright.
People there, people there, people there, people in this building below me.
Move! I've finished all of them, I think.
Fuck!
I've got you.
You're in the week!
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you, I've got you, I've got you, don't worry.
I'm gonna clutch up for a touch.
if you die now it's 26 again. I'm fucking dying. No, I know, we're 24, we're 24. We've
got points on the board, we've got points on the board. I'll get his card, I'll get
his card, don't worry, I'm just hiding in a bush for now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What
are you doing? Hiding in a bush. Hiding in a bush. Yeah, like Danny did in the first
game, he hid in a fucking tree, like a gimp. Ludwig's just killed Dad. Ludwig just killed
I'm dead, you.
There's people over there.
I know.
Yeah, that's Ludwig. That's Ludwig.
Why have you muted your game control?
Is it his game audio?
Just in case it's approximately a chat.
That's Ludwig. He's coming straight to you.
I don't want to see you.
I think you should cheat him.
Do you like him?
Yeah, I think so.
No! No! It's not a cheat!
I'm dead, you. I'm not a fucking listen to, don't worry.
Oh my god, they're getting shot.
A large pud of it.
They're going to try it anyway.
Oh, you've got to shut it out, you know.
Now, not with a sniper count.
Oh!
Jinx, Jinx, sorry bro!
Just swing away, just swing away!
Bro, bro there's minis in this room.
What are you doing?
Just swing away!
I am swinging away
Get your card
I'm on free HP bro 22 22
There's bandages all the way.
Fuck off.
No, Jinx!
Come on, you, you're paying the map!
Oh, Jinx!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
You're shit, you're shit, you're fucking shit, you're so shit, oh my gosh!
Degie, we got players on the board, we got players on the board.
You just did, we don't deserve points.
What was that?
Bro, I was on free HP!
No, bro. Oh my gosh, I bet someone please clip that I'm
I was on free. I'm just captioning it.
I'm on free HP. Oh my gosh.
I just got points though, but fuck it.
Exactly.
Oh, fucks sake man.
Ah, drumbox did.
How many points we got?
We got a fucking couple there, you know.
We got a couple there.
They just have a look.
Got a couple of points on the board.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind me if I don't go to Lobby Guide
And then you can find the leaderboard somewhere
And then I'll go to information sorry
And then click on that tournament rule book so where did we come 20th
20 points. We got 12 points. 12 points, Gage. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
We're on 12 points. Wait, sir, we won one away twice. We'll get points. Yeah. We were
on the 2, though. On the 2. That's 4, Jamin. Yeah. Fuck's sake, man. I thought that, though.
Is there a consolation prize for like second place and third place?
Yeah, so I think, I think there's a fan vote as well so hopefully we win that.
Wait, there's a fan vote?
No, I'm taking a piss mate, we're winning fuck all Dutch.
You should only carry three guns, one mobility, one meds.
Yeah, but I'm not a fucking virgin mate, so I can do what I want, you know what I mean?
How many games they play in total?
Eight in total?
I'm a three in.
you ready come and get it nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
fuck man
what's your favorite biscuit?
hobnob
hobnob
I should care what he's got in it
wait what?
it's just cause of what he's got in it
what knob?
yeah
I'll say mine's a custard cream.
Okay, that's what he's got in it.
Yeah.
Nice.
What the fuck?
How many more games have you got?
Five more games and we're on 12 points.
and jakey wait where did jakey finish first game chat
he finished ninth and somewhere else 18 for jakey's on 16 jakey's on 50
points and we're on 12 it's catchable that's what it is
Why does someone say thought that he was on a diet? What am I fucking doing?
What does that even mean? Like what the fuck have I done? I think he's like it seemed like a recent Instagram post
There's no recent Instagram post or anything. That is fucking weird that maybe cuz you can hear you're sucking in the mic
Yeah, I'm fucking nice. Yeah, I mean that's in itself in the LFs. Is it?
No, it's like, it's like, it's got no calories.
Also, it's basically just a nice cube.
Because if it's not a nice cube, it's got calories, mate.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you remember the first time we met?
Yes, I've been chatting with him.
What was your opinion of me when you first met me?
Me like, no jokes, me like genuinely the others.
Erm...
As far as we're dead, I grew up watching your mates,
no matter what I'm gonna say, it's just gonna have to be respectful.
But, since then I've learned that you actually have come.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
the saying is true never meet your
heroes
you know what i mean
you're ass
oh thank you mate what was that about me
um
so what you said my name you're like dead jet
oh dead jet yeah i like it man
So if I hadn't said your name like that I was fucked, it's up to you now.
Wait, what'd you say?
If I hadn't said your name like that I was a cunt.
Wait, say, say, uh, say Deji.
What?
What do you want me to say?
Deji.
Deji.
No, Deji.
Deji, you have an unforced identity.
Deji, Deji, Deji.
Deji.
Don't do that, did you need?
Alright, wait.
This is one last bit.
Go on.
As you say, level up.
Level up.
Moise.
Moise.
Wait, rune!
Level up, Moise.
A monkey in a suit could do a better job.
I don't know how you justify bottle jobs tonight.
Tonight, there are a lot of all these drawings to see the ingar.
I know all the clips.
OK, all right, let's see.
Sorry to say again, it's Moiser.
You try, you try, you try.
On the point you created tonight is Wayne Rooner,
because he tried and he tried.
What do you give?
He's got a six-year contract, best mates with Ferger.
The Glaciers don't know nothing about football,
but eventually it will become a financial decision.
Next Tuesday, April Fool's Day, he's the biggest fool in Manchester.
And that is you David Moyes. You have lost the fans tonight. You don't deserve the fans
You got the job on a technicality of a legendary recommended job. You are nothing you are a fool. You are a waste of time. Good night
Thank you, we've lost again what a surprise
All right, the positives from this, two 12 points on the board, the negatives, we've
still not got to kill.
And I'll rephrase that, we've still not hit any other bullet.
I'll rephrase it again, we've still not shot a gun.
I
Get more good sports
Right, let me write back to the lobby new cold. This is the 50% of the way there were halfway there after this game
Oh shit, wait, yeah, I said talk 20. Oh
Oh my god. Yeah, we were 20th.
weren't we? That's mad. Yeah, you okay? That's much fixing to fuck. No, I don't know. Every
single one. No, only when you put points on me, you actually get it. I'm doing it again,
mate. Got 20. Try. Try. We will win a game. See if that works. We will win a game. I'll
I don't know if this code is right.
Interesting.
the code in. There we go. What the fuck is that skin?
I think it's fucking questionable
Everybody in the crowd's in our boat, standing, giving my...
Do you remember when Ninja played Fortnite with Drake?
And everyone was like, whoa, this is so sick.
Yep. What a time to be alive.
Right.
What a fucking time to be alive.
That was actually kind of mental.
And then he played with Harry Kane, Deli Ali as well.
Yeah!
Fucking hell, they didn't say anything, did they?
I don't remember watching that one, I'll be honest. Unready.
What happened?
Fuck knows, my tattler said unready.
Oh, new code.
Who's your celebrity? Who's someone that you really want to meet that you haven't met there?
Adele.
Oh, what a shout.
Yeah, I love Adele. It was Gordon Ramsay, but that's Simon at the NCA's.
Oh, what did you go out to and say hi?
Yeah, I just saw him.
I was less than six foot away.
Oh, you were less than six foot away?
Yeah.
Oh, so does that tick the bucket?
That takes a bucket.
I saw God and Ramsey in real life, so yeah.
Oh.
But yeah, Adele for me has to be.
No, I think it does a good job.
Who's yours?
Vince Vaughn.
What, they're a podcaster?
What? No, the actor.
Vince Vaughn?
You know Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball.
Oh yeah, I know him, yeah. My hand.
I don't know, I've watched all his movies and his character, he just plays himself, which I love.
I love.
Oh, you make fear of one.
No, not fear.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought you meant fear of one.
Chill out, buddy.
74 players, that's fucking good.
We actually have to fucking do better.
Oh my god, why does it take so long to find a game? Why doesn't everyone that's ready up?
You fucking tell me mate. It's a fucking joke.
Hey, shout at you James. Shout at you James.
Can you tell Deji to, what the fuck?
Three games in two hours, not bad, yeah, it's not bad to be fair, I mean we're in 12 points
with Fox, that's the main thing, and we've probably done by about half 12, the 10, the
25
Someone's asking how much the feet picked here, did you?
How much your feet picks?
I can't lie. I'm not really like picking up myself. I've actually got nice feet
But I'm very much like I
Like to cater to myself a lot like exfoliate I
I'm essentially like a woman, because I take so long to get ready.
Right. Can men not take me? I think that's just a bit of sexist, I'm sorry to call you out about that, Dej.
No, I'm sorry about that, Dej, but I don't sit back and be like that, I've had to address that quite clearly and quite abruptly there.
I don't agree with what you just said there, mate.
No, I'm trying to say, because obviously women, they like to take long to get ready.
Yeah, so I'm also at the same in that regard. Yeah
Yeah, well, it's irrelevant make you said it to me and I'm gonna report it so
It'll be going on there. But anyway cover the shorts game of sexist on for my tournament
Go on Josh, you're a 27 mate
I'm gonna put a green skin on so I can camp in a bush.
Oh, what a shout.
Thank you.
You see, I've got Ninja Turtle,
but he's got a red fucking thing.
Oh my God, that stands out too much.
Shaggy might be all right.
Hulk might be a bit big.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Exactly this candy, there you go, we're on it straight away.
Let's go.
Right, where do you want to go for this one?
Um, okay, let me see it.
Um, but how do I open the map?
Fucking Jesus Christ, there's four games in.
Touchpad man, you can only pad.
Are you using PS?
Oh, okay, there we go.
Um, let's go.
Study steps.
Okay, we're going back and that sounds about right, mate.
Couple of people going there, do you think?
We can try it.
Do you think so?
Yeah.
All right, then, um, if that's the case...
Nah, too late now mate, fuck it, we'll slow it down.
Alright.
Stone and Bikie, not our pro chill beggin' it.
There we go. I'm going to land the others a little hot. Oh there's a little temple there
as well actually. I'm going to land the other one.
I
Fast price it
SMG better nothing just a
Two SMG better nothing
You're lying revolver. I'm not I've got to them. No, no, someone's landing here. Oh, you fucking stream sniper, bro
Do you want to help or?
No, no, no. I think you did this.
You dare give me a minute out of this one after she's a big pot.
Mad cat, don't mind that.
The knife had a nibble towards that.
I'm coming to you. Oh, bonker.
Well, are you coming to me?
Hang on, I was going down the escalation loop.
All right, mate, I'll come to you.
I thought it was pure lava.
Yep, in a minute.
Ooh, a war machine.
Fucks me your eyes this.
Oh sorry.
Nice trade mate.
Cheers.
Alright I reckon we go back up there to the height and see what we can look at.
I mean we actually could camp now.
Yeah we could to be far.
There's a vending machine, I can hear it.
Yeah, it's right here, it's right here.
What are the options?
It's gold!
Chug, chug.
Oh, I killed Shotgun, can't be Shotgun.
Wait, did you have a Shotgun on that?
Ah, I got that one.
Yeah, I don't know.
Go on, cow, it's in a 28, mate.
I didn't know vending machines were free.
I think I know what you there, other ones or not.
Like we can death or find someone to camp.
I just also remember in gunfights, they'll most likely have the advantage because of, um, server.
Yeah, they will, they'll miss them.
are you missed fuck so again no I can't that's that's one really yeah so oh so you did it
again what's up sorry I tried to get you oh my god jakey's dead we need to get points
there we need to camp oh my god we need to try and get oh my god hey shall we use a launch
pad to get on top of a tree and hide in the tree all right right come over I
come over I've got a launch pad up here yeah no yeah yeah no put it up where
that's we've already got the height wait should we know let's wait for the next
circle before we do that okay I'm hiding this hot air then
it is sad mate but we've got a fucking beat them twats
Oh yeah, it was beef at Dusty.
Yeah, I've already had all costs.
Right, I remember those other trees.
There's small ones you can.
I mean, certainly you can destroy them all, but I just read these, didn't I?
Oh, OK, nice. I'm head behind there. Stuck, you can see me.
Whoa, Chins, where are you?
Behind you, I'm here. I'm just fucking stuck.
Right.
Right, let's wait here for the circles to come in.
You're just around the roof, you fucking idiot.
Oh.
Yeah, Donnie and Jake are dead, I know, and there's 34 left.
currently 38 points behind which would mean chat we need to finish in this
game 7th to draw equal if we're being realistic what the fuck man 7th is a bit
not gonna happen but you never know do you fuck your mind mate I ain't gonna
work mate. Oh fuck. Are you alright? It's just that people see the ghost status and then
look through the roof. Two nades and you're dead, not realising you're banging a fucking
thingy down in the fly-off.
Ah, see? Look at that. It's open-sharpened.
Yeah, perfect. Eh, we should loop round or maybe get on this tree here. Or shall we
try and...oh. Maybe loop...oh, what tree-jacking over here but then we've got to try and engage
people a walker bro you you're watching me and dead yeah we ain't here to take
off 30 odd people and wide respect a bro please fuck off me if you want to
watch fucking Ninja bro honestly burning pure I'd go and kill people
We're shit.
Right, I think we try and get on maybe these trees.
Oh, that's a laser blade there.
Come on that one.
Ah yeah, I like that.
All right, let's go.
And we might not even need to,
we can just get back up here, you know.
Oh my God, we can just get to the top of this mountain
in the circle. We're cocking. Oh my God, we're sweet, we're sweet. And we don't even need
to use a large pad to get on the tree. Yeah.
Oh, people shooting on our left. They're shooting the drones. We need to get on that tree ASAP.
I hope you don't see us.
Right, I'm actually fully hidden there pretty much.
Oh my god, I'm full, I'm, yeah.
Oh my god!
Wait, I'm going, I'm going.
We're in the circle, we're in the circle, we're in the circle.
Put the pad down and don't fucking touch your thing.
I'll put a pad down and don't touch a fucking thing.
All right.
We're cooking.
28 left.
This could be it.
This could be it.
This could be it.
This could be it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, you're your llama.
You put, yeah, that kind of works.
You put a skin on top of camouflage.
You go through one with a fucking massive light bulb on top of his fucking head.
It's green.
There's green to be fair. I got one minute. How many is left? How many is left? 26. Oh
my god, bro. We don't know. We don't know. If someone knocks your tree down the foot.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Apparently, Lacey and Marilyn are near us, but if that's
the case there two people that I think we could take if not definitely one of them.
Oh it's definitely Marlon.
Yeah he's there.
Oh 25!
We got points.
Alright we got two points on the board, two points on the board.
Oh not Lacey.
Oh fuck.
Alright Lacey's good at the game.
Marlon definitely though.
Alright wait for the stones to come in and then we can use the launch pad and get on
another tree.
My god, we're cooking
Yeah, I'm here
Let him shoot let him shoot
That's fine. I just climb this tree
No say that don't move don't you move don't you move don't you move you stay there?
of
I'm not moving, Dads, alright, and I'm probably dead here, you just do your own thing.
started to build up now. In a proper weird way.
I'm behind people, that's all I know.
So I just ran back into the storm and used my light pod.
fuck off i distracted him why was he lacing him not marlon
fuck just try and survive as long as you can
come on dead you got this bro you got this just build mate
fuck and it's him
is that Danny no it's not it's not
Danny's dead hey 20th that's another 12
points 24 points wrong bro 26 26 20
20 you can't write this shit oh my god
God!
Oh yes, Matt.
Cheers, Corus. Fuck off.
I mean fruit.
I'm gonna get the fruit.
Fuck, I'm off a piss.
Fuck, shake, man!
Prediction again for the next game, please, man.
I can see, who are we watching here?
Who are we watching here?
An undermiss, an undermiss, I hope you've got an undermiss on.
I just knew he thinks that's a bit fucking weird.
Wrong.
I'm just gonna say that it is a bit sad actually.
where the fuck where is it
are you eating there mate what fruit
I'm having some breaks.
I can tell Chaz is back chat.
f**king out, that makes me f**king loud downstairs
space about two years
is somebody to you look at me now I'm falling
how many people left bro this is the most all Jakey's practice in Andrew's I
I am not a fucking virgin, mate.
Well, I'll be one day.
Come down.
I don't wanna be...
Is somebody to you?
It's basically over, that used to be fair.
Oh, well.
Ready for something?
All right.
Sorry, snap tech. Here's somebody to you.
Belong to y'all.
Are you good? I did beat you 46 in the last time.
I'm not 100 and 20 frames per second. I'm not fucking bro. Honestly. It really ain't that deep.
Let's go
Your shit's that actually shit
That you're actually dog shit
Shit, you're actually shit though
First of three. Yes, we
.
.
What the fuck? I just realized we don't have any SMGs do we?
Lacey one sweet. I keep switching to an SMG and I don't have any.
there you go shit on fucking shit on shit on bro fucking trash dude
the trash dude
fuck I did the on purpose by the way I did on purpose just so it's close that's
Oh shit you are
You're so ass Bro
YAAAAAYYY SíIII
your sh1t
and you know you are
your sh1t
and you know you are
your sh1t
and you know you are your shit and you know you are your fucking aist dog your
aist your aist no fucker oh you're fucking trash dude you're so trash
after this run it back yeah maybe I don't have his worth me times to be honest
Look at me now, I'm falling.
Right, let me get a coat.
Oh
Gee
New cold
There we go to be bad you have got band look a a little too much my game number five this
Yes.
All right.
Ready up.
That's actually a cold skin for camera.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Liberty can, it's two in two in there all night, yeah, I thought this off.
three games last I'm going to be up there's probably no point where's fucking
a yes to be fair though I reckon if we just hadn't moved out the trees which is
my fault would have been alright yeah I'm glad you know what yeah I said I'll
take accountability major I mean I'm not a sort of person I'm trying to think
of like the phrase is like what the man who takes the first step of the some time I don't
know how to call me. Yeah, I think you changed shit. Okay. Your skin is too bright to camp.
Is it? Yeah, no, I can't lie. Your skin is very bright. There you go.
There's any dark skin. It doesn't have to be green. Oh, man.
I'm looking for that fuck you know.
Yeah see that's perfect.
Firstly he's black and it's like green.
What the fuck is it?
Oh my god you're even nice.
Matt?
Cheers Grant.
Come here to let me care.
I would never like expect to see you ever at like an ice spice concert an ice spice concert
No, we're not making fucking tickets a ridiculous problem
No, unless it's a back view a backstage, sorry
Sorry, you need to backstage if we meant like stage like behind her. Yeah, I did sorry. Oh
Oh
She's shy exactly I want to go for a music mate
Yeah, I mean that's come on that's just got a few bangers
Mike um
like yeah that boy's a liar that's the only one I think that's a good that's a
good gift is that ice-pice that gift which one I just did no the one that
Charlotte yeah it is yeah
She's 12 by the way. That's a bit weird to be fair, Dad. You're cheers, mate.
Well, I swine. Yeah, that's just a bit of a fucking word.
Like, I don't mind a joke and all that, but I do draw the line there to be honest.
Okay, yeah, that's all right.
Charlotte will notice you again. You give 20 subs.
And then I, Dad, I go for everyone.
Yeah, just give up.
Do you ever see yourself earning a club?
Kind of similar to what JJ's doing with Daggers.
Yeah, we spoke about it last time, didn't we?
Yeah.
Yeah, it would have to be a club up north.
I feel like, are there any other clubs in Manchester?
All of this Man United and Manchester?
No, there's loads that I can't lie. You've got Stockport, but they're actually like, they'll be work.
It depends on it like, you want to go for a non-league club program because league two, championship, step one,
and league one and two is actually worth ridiculous amounts of money.
But is there like, a team?
What an anonymous, 5 out of 5, I appreciate your anonymous.
Come on.
You've got Avros, you've got FC United.
But I mean, there's something with Manchester in it,
so like Manchester together or something like that, you know what I mean?
No, but it depends, like if there's a non-league club, right,
for example, I'm not saying we do this, but just for example,
like Daisy Hill, and we were looking to invest
and we obviously did whatever.
I'm sure part of the negotiation will be,
we're going to change the name.
And because of what we'd be able to do, I think they'd be quite idiotic to say no.
Right. I mean, this worked last time, didn't you?
Oh, should we go Gotham? There's no one who's in Gotham, though.
Yeah, fuck it, we'll try Gotham, see what it's like.
I said we land together, though.
Yeah I agree I'm even for this building there
Go on anonymous again you mad little bastard forever the five again brother
I appreciate you man thank you very much anonymous mate but I'm gonna offer a
gone. You go for the chest. There you go.
Yeah, some of them over there.
Tagged in for eight over there.
Oh my gosh.
You've got damage on the board now.
Couple of them as well. Yeah, I've got some hills as well for you.
Many God nice
All right, um say that
And all of us thank you again, bro. I say thank you mate. Let me fucking
I'm going to go to the top again and see if I can see. Go on Charlotte, throw in a five again love. Thank you Charlotte.
What's in there?
Shot one, yes that one.
There is people in the city as well, trying to stay near each other.
So you're asking them, don't know, if we see them, I think so, yeah.
Hey Connolly, if I ever get off dead, thank you Connolly.
If we rush them and die, then I'm cutting the fucking tournament, I'm not watching them
a full game. I've watched more than I've played. Yes, that's a leech room! We're just playing
I saw them, they were like 226 and North West, I don't know where they are now obviously.
You don't take him there?
No.
Come on, Lea. If I were to five gifted Lea, I'd appreciate you all.
Thank you very much, love.
You've been giving us some chemistry, say thank you.
Appreciate you a lot, Lea. Thank you.
I can't seem to see the people
On the roof
I
Think I'll improve my
Oh my god, the other week so weak so weak
No idea where they've gone.
Yes!
Get him dead!
Get him!
Oh lucky dickhead!
Weee!
We gotta kill!
We gotta kill!
We gotta kill!
We gotta kill!
Get a fucking...
I'm going to win it by the way. They didn't die straight away. He's the partner for their life
That's a bonus three points by the way for a kill. It was vanilla. Is he good bad?
I don't know what yeah, yeah, I free don't engage the sorrows that don't know I just hold back wait wait till they destroy the Laura
There's two of them. Oh, I know. Yeah, let's leave it now. Fuck it. Now. Yeah, I can't aspect. I can't aspect
go back into Gotham's Wicking Glide
alright
it's a girl, I'm sorry
I'm not aware
is she, I mean fucking her
she mixed you
AYYY
what the fuck, we gotta kill
we gotta kill
we gotta kill
we gotta kill
come on
this way, this way
It was that shit up my god free people watching me
You like me car broom broom
Have the shield you have the shield
fucking stuck at the top
Oh my god, I see him I see him and I'm all the way over there
Go back up dead and run run over the hill the other way to go to don't kill us
Otherwise you go straight to him
fucking little hard-scoping fucking freaks
fuck I can't fire down
yeah
I'm going down there
people below me people below me
I got people in front of me here are they still snipping you I'm not I'm I'm
I'm riding down this mountain there, they've not seen me move.
Right, I'm in a bush, I'm in a bush.
We have 30 seconds to move though.
Yeah, fuck, fuck.
I've got a launch pad, I've got a launch pad.
Come to me.
Wait.
Is that you sniping?
Are you getting sniped?
Yeah, I tried to snipe.
Alright.
Yeah, come to me.
You got any shields? Ah yes, I've got four minis. I'm going to hide there for you.
Can I drop the minis for me ASAP please? Cheers.
I'm going to put a large pad down and we go.
There's going to be people near us by the way, yeah there you go, straight over there.
I'm going through the trees there.
People in front of us there as well.
We're alright though because we're behind them so I think we're alright here.
Right, them on the hill on the other side, there you go.
Oh you got a sniper.
Yeah they missed our fucking pussies.
Great pump.
Okay, let's keep going this way.
I've got an impulse grenade, I'm going to try and get on a tree again.
Alright.
I'm going to try and just make my way into the circle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still wiggling the door.
All right.
All right for now.
People above us.
Yeah.
Oh, it's.
Landing behind the tree.
Yeah, landing behind the tree.
Freaks, mate.
I'm getting out of here, Dutch.
Yeah, I'm just fucking alone.
I'm just gonna wait for placement.
Who the fuck is this?
Who's that?
That monster!
NO!
NOOOO!
Wait, 22?
What was that?
Fuck man, I should have had another kill. How? How?
Fuck. Danny and Jake is still alive.
Fuck.
20 and 2 is 8 points, so that takes you onto 32.
Add on 6 for kills, we're on 38.
Bro.
It's not terrible.
game five or game six? Five. Yeah, let me see in cozy there.
cozy for what dad? We're shit. What we're doing cozy for? The only people we're competing
game to Jakey and Danny and then fucking do it all.
Fucking starving man.
I'm trying to watch some exit now chat rapid.
Yeah, chat and I'll watch some eggs being raided.
Oh
Oh shit. I'm not even joking. Alt-Z opened up my NVIDIA and it absolutely fucks me. How
the fuck do I turn that shit off? Get rid of that NVIDIA shit. Whose idea was that?
I went to slit my shirt, it's fucking bummed me.
I don't know, I'll stop it chat.
Yeah, I think that's it. They might, they might bring you down.
Oh
I know Mike. Oh, bro. I'm so I'm so
I don't know how fuck he's feeling bro. I've done it bad in the video.
Nah, you know what mate? I think it was just a collective of fuck ups to be honest.
That one's fucked.
It was so stacked. We wouldn't have won that.
16 isn't bad mate.
Yeah, apparently people are quitting because they know they're not gonna win.
That's poor spot to ship that.
Yeah.
Hey, it just means we're more likely to win.
Exactly that.
Didn't even get any snacks.
What do you do?
Let me look
There you go, sorry guys cuz I close the video I close in every no video thing chat because I crashed out
Prodigy father to one. Thank you, money
Never watch them, never watch them.
What time is it in America chat?
Oh, what are you doing here, you fucking asshole!
He's jumping!
Oh, what are you doing here, you fucking asshole!
Go to Ron, go to Ron, go to Ron, go to Ron.
What the fuck are you fucking holding, bro?
Run some zeppens, come here, run!
Somebody go in there!
I know you don't like involving but we have to!
A quick three-fair, Ariole!
Run, get it up! Run, get it up!
Is this still who I'm? I don't know, how's it is?
I don't understand, I might miss it!
What's new watcher on chat?
How do you do this?
It could be Kingsman or it could be Family Friendly, I'm not sure.
Could do with Lazy 2.
Might have a Lazy Boat for on.
Oh wait, it's not Family Friendly because the zerg just pecked it.
I so sick
I don't have that, bro.
I'm not a clue, probably, yeah.
darlin can check chat
stomping is gonna win bro, is that a nice second win?
I think so yeah
Dammit.
Jake!
Ah, damn!
Goddamn!
Not on me on the second board.
What are you guys doing? Sorry, ground.
and
Two more games, ten of three more games, isn't it? We're not starting to sit for any more.
He's rig stomping and mingo are his friends in their siege pros
I
Mean don't worry, dad. I'm here
Also, that was we died to as well
And mingo and stomping one
Who's the fucking good one out of all the stomping?
Well, Mingo and stomping, they're literally both, um, what's that game? Siege pros?
Ah, I went fucking Coralace, done it really.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, how the fuck is this fair, bro?
It must be fair, he said to me when I ran a view with a pro that I never spoke to,
are you?
I'm gonna choose you every day of the week.
Aww!
See, I mean that's just a sort of person I am, dutch mate.
I'd rather be vibes than fucking trying to win, fuck that.
I actually asked Jixie for you as well.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
I'll screen- I'll screen-trap the text and show you.
I don't remember.
You believe I'll still send it?
Alright.
OH MY GOD!
Wait what?
Dean!
A hundred gifted!
What the fuck?
Bro!
Dean didn't fucking killed me!
Yes Dean, you muddle cat!
What the fuck?
go on Dean Dean thank you so much bro I appreciate you a lot mate you're a
fucking legend hey Dean Wells thank you for the fucking hundred bro oh my god
the reason the chapter didn't even give it up so much I say thank you what's a
a fucking go oh my god what a fucking legend go on the boy
I send it to you so you approve okay you just said you're sitting out this one
Dean you're a legend thank you so much bro I'm sitting out yeah you know you know
Dino! Oh my god. Hey thank you so much Dino. What a fucking legend. What a fucking go.
Hey, thank you so much, bro. Honestly. Thank you, Steve. You make your fucking legend
What a fucking ledge I met the guy in very windows by the way the day jet-jet edge
Wait, who I met the guy in that his windows
What ledge wait the guy oh
That was actually so shit thanks mate appreciate that I've got all feedback on board
We're gonna mess it up, isn't it?
Oh yeah.
Hey, thank you so much, O'Dean.
Honestly, bro, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you, mate.
Cal, I'm due to 30 months as well, mate.
Oh, wow.
We've asked Dejit for laser beam.
He asked Jinxie the laser beam sir.
And over the top of it he just wrote Degie, he just wrote Jinxie.
No, but look, I said you're the girl.
to dead you to jinx it I've also just saw your above message that's sick yeah
wait what did I say I don't say out loud wait wait wait what's my above
message. Oh my god below the cats. Wait below the cats. Yeah. Oh, you know about it. No,
do you know you just told me. Oh, okay. I didn't know about it before them. Yeah. When is it?
Oh
Wow
It's same hosts as well. Yeah
Right here we go debt I've had I've had some eggs and and so I don't know now I'm on it
eggs and sourdough
uh-huh
at 12
yeah
you know what, fuck it
you know what, yeah
you're living your life
I love it
what's wrong with that?
no, no, no, I don't, I love it
I'll make a move
what?
yeah, fuck it, hot drop
genuine the bad way
if we die first day
I'm ending my stream
I'm going bad
really?
no
Jason's protein sourdough
That's the one mid ship.
Why is exit midnight?
An animal.
It's protein.
It's a hot drop this dead.
We fucked it, bro.
It's not that hot, bro.
Oh my god, can I land it?
Oh my god, I might have this.
Oh my god, I fucking caught the big time.
How's this?
One on the house on the hill.
I'll wait for that one.
So you you listen you can argue that
Fuck you
Bruh, excuse me.
We've got 18g of the Pro team there, they'll be 19.5.
6.5 per egg.
I don't think we have some rice cakes.
Obviously not that clip.
Of course I've seen it, mate, it's fucking iconic.
Yeah.
Oh! It's from your ends as well.
I think he's up here.
Oh, let's just start racing, just racing for it.
Oh my gosh, I just got a gold scar. Oh my god, what I should not be able to use it
I'm not gonna shoot it now before it gets fucking took off you.
I'm not gonna use all the bullets.
Oh there's a little petrol station there Max, but it's worth nipping in there.
That's gonna be sweet.
This place hasn't been looted by the way.
oh grapple again yeah oh my god Dean again with a 50 I love the idea fucking
out go on Dean bro go on Dean with a fat cock what the fuck is me guy doing
Don't be using the chat for Dean!
Don't be using the chat for Dean!
Dean knows fucking magic!
He wears the magic hat
and if you throw a brick at him
he'll have the fucker back!
He gives it in the night!
He gives it in the day!
And we love Dean Wells
because his cock is fucking massive!
Oh! Dean Oh!
Dean Oh! Dean Oh!
Hey, thank you so much, brother!
Give what I got work. I fucking shall make thank you very much Dean appreciate you a lot, bro
You're a fucking legend honestly. Thank you mate
Absolute fucking girl. Thank you, man
Fucking legend. Thank you so much Dean brother. Honestly, man appreciate you a lot. Thank you. Thank you, mate
Don't be using the fucking chat for Dean. Oh my what a guy I'm the first to gifted wrong
Thank you so much. Do you know I see mate?
What's up, mate?
What's up, mate?
What?
What's up, mate?
Dad, what's up?
Fucking mingo!
Nah, just leave it, leave it, it's mingo.
Leave it, jigs, it's mingo!
What, is he good?
Is he good?
He's very good. He won the last game.
Fuck.
Just survive, oh my gosh, you're actually terrible.
Just survive, yes wee.
It's what I know, bro.
Also, sorry about that, I was deafened by accident.
No, no, no, you're just chilling, you're chilling.
By the way, imagine winning two games and going all the way out of the way.
Fucking pusher.
Oh fuck off, how are you dickhead?
What were you saying, Dutch?
I'll say it, leave me.
Oh mate, never leave a fucking man behind.
I mean, you did.
Yeah, but everyone makes mistakes.
And yeah, you were right, uh, go scotch and get to use it.
Told you mate, you should give one of the best plays in the game and go scotch, cheers, Dutch.
Joe, Joe, we are from the people, extra loot boxes.
That's what we are like.
If you're going to get the res, uh, bro, some kind of sticks, um, maybe fatal fields?
I know
We're bombing
Game on when you land there by the way, it's fucking game on.
All right, game on
Fuck oh my bro, baby baby. Oh
Hi motherfucker
Fuck you know you
Fuck off site for you fucking virgin
Wait, oh, we got killed by fucking Siphon, too.
Fuck!
I killed Joe Bard, didn't I?
Fuck!
Why is he with fucking spawn fucking health?
He's a load of bollocks!
Oh my God, Joe's gonna die.
Anyway, I've killed him, I've killed him.
Joe's gonna die because of the storm.
I don't know if that counts as a kill though.
Nah, it doesn't but mentally it does.
Oh my god.
Fuck you, you got to put-
Wait, who's cruise on you, dude?
Because you're just in a bush.
I'm fucking up.
I could be in the American version of those, mate, I'm gonna ask.
If he's in a bus, he probably is.
I'm gonna kill them, okay?
Kill them, daddy.
You just fucking killed them. Let's go, JV.
Who are you after this?
Yes!
Oh my god, bro. I got a champagne. She's on my asshole right now.
The eggs are nice, yeah.
I got it. I've done two. Watch along today.
One for Man United and one for Fortnite.
Come on, man.
Who were they? Who were they?
God, chat tells I visited the name. I panicked.
I have no idea.
I have the Batman grapple as well, should say that.
Wait, is this the 7th game?
They have so much to say.
I hope so.
Yeah, I've got plenty.
Yeah, it is.
And this hell of a match down there as well.
After this last game.
You've not done it?
Have you?
Oh my gosh, they're actually just staying out of verse.
I told you at the start I'm a confidence player.
I just think I'm a normal person of confidence.
How you going, boy? Let's keep going.
You feel good.
It's because...
We're not entertaining there not.
Oh my gosh.
What?
No, because then, two people just walked past them.
Well one person was walking past them.
And then we just get a bush.
You're joking me.
And now they just go back to the bush.
Oh my gosh.
Why are we not doing this strategy?
I think we should run.
We tried mate, we're shit.
We probably just did that.
We have light.
He's one down, he's one down, rushing, rushing, rushing.
Well done, you're a very good mate.
Dean, thanks again so much bro, honestly, thank you mate.
He's resting in there daddy, he's resting!
Kill him daddy!
Go on daddy, kill him!
Grant, we're not mate.
Just kill him, just kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Right now, rub!
Don't blame me for your ruin, RUN!
Honestly, Daddy, RUN, BRUH!
You should've run, Daddy.
I'm running, where is he?
He keeps calling him Daddy, it's weird.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Where is he? Help!
I don't know, but don't worry, he's gone.
I imagine he's low on health and he's just hiding somewhere.
In there, in that, no?
Oh my god, bro.
Where are you at? Where's your thing?
I don't know, I don't think I'll be able to get me back now probably.
This is why, honestly, I don't like competing in Fortnite.
Oh, we just boomed in bro.
23 squads left.
That one is it?
Bro has broke his camera by jumping.
Jake just jumps up and down and broke his camera.
Oh, wow.
Go on, Chloe, favorite of the same destiny, Chloe.
Fucking legend, go on, Chloe.
Thank you so much, love.
I appreciate you a lot, Chloe.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Still camera's still off.
Excuse me.
Excuse me
Is he falling through the floor, I hope so
I haven't promoted to leader. Yeah, yeah, I've just gone on FIFA, so I'll put some packs
by the way. Go on, Laney, 5-5 mate, go on the f***ing
bike. I appreciate you all lot, River, thank you, Laney mate. Go on the bike, thank you
so much brother. Do you want my honest answer? Absolutely not. What do you say? No I'm not
quitting, I'm just opening packs while I wait for the next game. But if you are fucking,
Oh my fucking god, look at the size of Jake
Oh wow
If someone had put Jake's lost weight, GG's
Fuck's sake
He's been on retta, yeah I've heard about retta, I dunno, it's like a healthy asempic
Excuse me, you say a healthy is mp. Yeah
I feel like any shortcut to lose weight isn't healthy to be fair. Yeah, and I do agree
I think it's just always more effective apparently
People just injecting themselves and not knowing what's actually going in the body is mad.
Why is it still a pot though?
Jakey the filter's broken short Charlie.
He gives kidney stones, they actually fucked that.
I think he's gone for the mile and look, but reversed it.
It has negative and positive side effects.
Well, yeah, of course, but you don't know what they actually are.
Drunken Marlon hates, do you care?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Because you got arrested yesterday, no?
And then chicken shop.
Well, you got detained, and then you got chicken shopped.
Yeah.
It's one of those, innit?
Don't fight.
Got to roll with the court if you're American or over there.
I've got to go into the zone.
Wait, then if you come down here, I have a thingy, what's called the things that throw you fire, explosion bombs.
Who just came down?
Shut up.
Yeah, it's a boy.
Yeah.
It's a boy.
I've probably got the thing four times yesterday.
I've never been to the zone.
Who's come to the zone?
Four.
Well, that's what I just said, yeah.
Apparently.
Oh my gosh, yeah, he deflates.
Deflates in the UK.
Can't believe you're late.
Maybe he just needs to go to Manchester.
It would have been a better place.
Manchester.
When was the last time you was there?
When we did that.
We did the BGT thing.
That was in Blackpool.
What horrible things to say what horrible things to say
Who's the best person you've packed?
Ever.
Oh, this game.
No, no, this game.
George Best.
You've packed your best!
Yeah.
I'm poor now.
I'm brushed.
When?
First in the game came out.
I'm fed, my bro.
Oh, my days.
Look at my squad.
Look at my squad
What the fuck
You got Holland as well. Yeah, I've I for 89 K he's now 200
I'm a business man mate
do you know what my record is? what? 8 and 21. wait 8 wins 21 losses. yep. yeah you're
horrid. this is the worst I've ever been at any game. so what is it depending on when
bro it's so different it's unbelievable
yeah tough I understand you've won my mate you'll get it when it's sent to you
brother
you just shit yes I'm saying I am she has to defend it 100% right I'm not
I'm not playing anymore in that tournament,
I'm gonna fucking leave it, mate.
We're shit.
You're done?
Yeah, I'm done.
I can't, my brain can't fucking take it.
Right, you have a fucking good one, mate.
Yeah, you too, bro.
Love you.
Love you too.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, mate.
Bad that, it's not bad.
We are no chance of winning.
And I'm also ending to think I got me up early.
Also, you've learned a valuable lesson at your chat. You don't always go your own
But it's cool. What Jake Jake still in it
We're in tomorrow, I'm up at 8 to film with a red bolt till about 3 and then get home
stream
And then I come down to London
doing something in London from
9 till
730
Then staying in London
Filming a video for both in London. No Danny mate. Fuck that, bro
My my head's done. It's just a fucking watch along. He's not enjoyable. We ask shit
Then on Wednesday night coming back
depending on what time I get back on Wednesday I'll stream if not you'll see
me Thursday Friday but I'm gonna go live on TikTok just because he's fucking
hilarious when I do that
Hi mate, how are you alright?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Bro it's a watch along.
What do you mean?
We're actually doing alright.
No you are, you are.
For me and Deadjay, it's a watch along.
What else?
The only person I've shot at is Lisa.
Me turned down in a fucking bum, man.
So, did he kill you? I just bummed you up.
What's the...
Me and Danny have been having a great time.
I've been splashing all over the place.
Danny just gave me a chance,
and I can't stand any longer, will he?
That's not what we were saying.
We were splashing in my face. What the fuck?
Just saying.
She's 50 years old, mate.
Well done.
Thanks very much.
I don't know why I tried to compete with you.
Thanks very much.
You're a fuck brother.
I thought I was a virgin, aren't you?
What?
You're a proper Fortnite version.
Not a Fortnite version, I've played it loads of times.
Virgin, different question.
Fortnite version, no, it's all me.
Hey, the other guy's got a...
You are a fucking sad little fucking greasy Fortnite
wherein' I...
...frenching, I've got you.
You're not yourself, but you're the one who knows.
Oh, what a good thought.
I can cry to the fuck.
I bet you can.
Hey, thank you so much for the...
Thank you so much, me.
Me and my brother just gotta go on to win it now.
So, thank you.
My point's yours.
I've literally I've done a stream on once and he was in a tree
Yo stream sniping brothers and made it back mental
He's just a she's just a she's tight. I didn't come to me. You said he's literally
What's looking at that cameras on you know that cameras on yeah yours work before you jump jump and down your fat twat
Yeah, did you joke with that twice your camera broke?
Jumping like a pencil
You killed a little kid on Fortnite you celebrating it
You're actually going to dare that.
I'm going to try to keep going.
That is hilarious.
I won't be one now, I'm ending, sorry Danny.
Tomorrow, oh no not tomorrow.
Thursday Friday, 800%.
What did you call that?
Friday I'll be going, are you doing a fucking video?
I got it done by 12 o'clock.
What a weird thing to say.
No, Jack, it's half 12 and I'm up at 8.
but I've gotta go to, I gotta get some sleep.
He says I just keep opening packs and getting full call.
He ducked him, bro.
I'll play him later this week.
Also, my team just isn't where I need to get it at yet.
I've not, I've not, I've not got enough coins.
Like it's just not where I need it to be,
chat for a fair, for my level.
Do you know what I mean?
The big improvements needed.
Yeah, so we keep getting dates where the days don't work, but they'll get them for
the end of the year.
Hey, why has Ribri got the number one next to him?
Does that mean first owner?
Yeah, it does.
What's best coming in at now?
1.4
Absolutely fucking no chance Pijane. She's wank she fuck Pijane is unbelievable
Pijane is a fucking mermaid
Right the old chap
Thank you so so fucking much. I appreciate you all honest. Thank you so so much. You are unbelievable
I appreciate every single one of you. Thank you for the subs the bits the gift and the dough knows everything. I see. Thank you so much everyone
Lovely eight and a half hour stream fucking legends Dean. You're a fucking go honestly
Thank you so much for that before you're absolute legend for that brother and Amy as well everyone. Just thank you so much
And I will send you over to
See doing
Yeah, go on them.
Chat, I'm going to send you over to fucking Roy, all right.
Going show Roy some love.
Massive, massive thank you.
I will see you later tomorrow night, all right.
Chat, I'm not sure what time exactly, but I will be ending
about probably tennis tomorrow, if you had tricked down to London or more
play as well so yeah but honestly chat thank you so much, I appreciate you all
man, I'm Shane from the 32 man, I will see you all tomorrow, good night, God bless,
sleep tight, have an amazing sleep, if you work, college, school, whatever you do, go
and enjoy it, do have a smell on your face because you could die the next day,
remember that, love you all, chat, peace out, have a good one.