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Holy shit, Gork tops and wee-ha.
Shhh!
What a fucking morning game.
Radiant team pick.
DIA team pick.
DIA team pick. Radiant team pick.
No, no, no, there must be a misunderstanding.
Hate is a good guy.
He's just having a bad day, bro.
No, no, no, there's no way.
That's not the hate that I know.
Hate always try hard.
Yo, can you go mid this game?
this game dude. I can lane with him.
That's fine.
6 wins in a row as winranger.
I have three, so what?
Sure.
It's in the bag!
Prepare for battle.
Nine wins for you guys, let's go!
Let's continue it!
After long consideration.
I must accept you a nice, imaginable mystery.
To armarize this slimy swan.
This guy really hates this guy.
How do I miss the shackle, actually?
What the fuck?
Bad.
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Wow, I'm so bad.
There's the marmos can pick.
for
stupid
I don't understand, what is this Shaco, how?
still level 1 marana
I run like the wind.
First blast, the wind ranger gets there first.
of
two to how I missed this last one
he's missing, has leap, has an arrow
marana mid
he might need to help mid, they might dive him
I have a six and top we can pressure top
I was raised up with no boots.
I'm getting my hair spits.
stop
Okay, every spell you stop, Razor Teeth in red.
I don't want to give tower up. I'm gonna stay top
You can kill anyone doesn't matter no reason
I'm not going anywhere, I'm not going anywhere
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you.
Let's call it first game of the day then.
I
Did the top
We can wait, you go, Rude, and then we kill.
Thank you.
Where is my...
Another stain on the battle field.
I don't know my shackles this game is just so fucking bad like what am I doing
It's fine.
Okay, second ARP used on me.
I don't know how you can mistree ulti, I don't understand it.
I get a... guys, can we do some shit, pal?
I feel like it's just 2v5 this game, I'm honest.
Okay, we have green gosmok top.
Push me, gosmok.
Push me, guys.
Ryze around there.
3 kill, bro.
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
Oh, well
I'm coming mid guys, I'm coming mid, they don't deserve this, let's go fight.
I have ulti, what are they doing?
I see.
Stop, stop, stop.
You almost had bags, Largo.
That's all good
I'll try to open box
I'll be gating for that
Ah, but I didn't
I'm not running on tipi
I don't like that
Largo Largo
Yeah
Dude, what's the fucking idiot cores dude?
I'm not gonna die.
on the battle field
I don't know, it smells so bad
I don't know, this spell is just so fucking shit, it's unbelievable dude.
It's literally unbelievable how this is a shackle in this, I don't get it.
GM built
I think I'm missing every shackle this game, I think I'm missing every shackle this game,
I'm missing every shackles here
What it is what it is be would it be you know what I mean
You can fight
No RP, no RP, it's not good.
You fine guys, you fine?
5 second lead to him.
I'm gonna keep calling, I can wait just for me.
Yo, if this Largo doesn't TP, like, I don't know, we have no chance.
Like, I don't know why this guy's not TPing.
Yo, can we fight with Largo?
Because all their damage is antifysical, and we have Largo.
We should burn these fights when they stand in our room.
No GA, let's go fight.
Let's go fight.
We also have Purge too.
Ah, this Largo's just not playing the game, what can I say?
I'm down guys.
No GA.
I'm down bro.
Go press smoke. Press the smoke. Just press it.
Where are you?
I don't understand.
Okay, let me go fuck them in the south.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna roll too.
I don't know if this game is so shit.
I don't want to buy Midas.
I'll cost more guys.
I'll have to restal the damage.
I don't know, it's hard to play with team mid, especially against razors going crumes
and guard and they have omni knights, it's like the most brain dead drafts, there are
like a bunch of fucking monkeys and we have to actually consider all these variables.
of
We can maybe fight after, just wait. Wait till they run out of position maybe. I can stun
this guy.
But Magnus?
Let Larko cook, let Larko cook.
and
Just gotta keep Largo alive and he'll kill them all, I'll try to save you.
Kind of want it everyone.
I think we can keep roping up, they're gonna try to pick us off.
They're here. All here. Let's just go bottom.
I don't have TP for this shit
No TP
Nice RnK vision here
What's up, dude?
Where's the bottom?
Is there a fight behind here?
Do I have a cap?
I'm gonna take the bomb.
I'm gonna survive.
No TP on Razor, you can probably die bottom here.
Okay, they already died bot guys, no laser TP, can't never mind, Margo is top.
Let's go back
Play mango Bay for the boys, please love you are to see I think they cannot kill a lot of girls
Can we smoke and fight?
You're a bit late now, just go like this.
Largo is literally king of map, we should just fight.
Oh yeah, you smoke coming.
We need to really make sure he's in the fight tower
One is here
Copy Razor, copy Razor
You can use stun, use stun
Oh, this game.
Anyone have TP for Xp?
I thought you were half
Yeah, we lost the team
No game partners here, I can't
Perfect, yeah, perfect
I'm not sure if I can get that.
watch out for him
Just let him die, eh?
Careful, mountains bro.
He's somewhere here.
There he is.
I can go push, go push.
I can't get much else, I think we just chill, go push tier twos.
do you throw tormes 3? i think so
roach is spotting fast guys, let's switch to bottom
let's just go bot
don't die in their triangle, let's just go here together
smote so we don't throw game
Let's go back guys, please.
Let's head for Argonaut, I got a Babak.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm going to Zorna BKB.
Just full out and fucking smoke a tree guys.
We have Aegis timer, we see everything.
I don't know why the guys cut him
Might not need to smoke, they're probably gonna go push top wave
Probably just hit rush, make them come and then smoke
of
I think as long as we don't get three man RPed I don't think they can kill us.
I'm gonna kill one hero with everything
I put banner and maybe tia just hits
Magnus
I'm going to take the top team maybe and just push top.
Just do it so we can go fast together
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Dying on a bridge.
I'm tired.
Guess my win streak lives on
He's carried by Largo. Oh, you mean when they're five manning top and using every ultimate
on their top laner while my mid hero jungles and my offline jungles and I'm carried by
them? Oh, what a fucking revelation that you're making in the Twitch chat. Guess what happens
when you five man a windrunner, the enemy team chooses everything to kill me and then
the other two course should carry me, right? They literally, their their gameplay, they're
playing a World of Warcraft dungeon. You understand me? They're literally jungling, both the course
TA and fucking Largo. So they should care, you know?
70 with a streak.
you
Dude, the thing is, the people don't understand, but like, you know why I'm mad?
Because you guys think he actually carried, like, genuinely believe that this guy carried
me.
Bro, if this hero was Mars, or Tide, and he just TPed top to help me in a teamfight,
we would also win the game, because I would not die.
The reason this game gets fucking frustrating is because I'm so snowballed, but this tree
doesn't want to play with me, TA doesn't want to play with me, and Largo doesn't want to
And they're just diving five top lane four times. I think so in a span of from minute seven to fifteen
There were three our piece five heroes top twice
So yeah, he should he's his job is to carry at this point because I'm literally getting
Pounded you understand me and I'm not like what a good pal. I'm not a bad pal
You know I'm talking about it's that simple
No, no, no, don't listen to this guy.
Please take Weha, Tylaun, I know you care about MMR, just take fucking Weha, take Weha.
Fuck my life, dude.
It's 50-50 boys, it's been a good win streak, but you know, it's okay losing your win streak to minus 10, it's fine, it's honestly fine, like it doesn't matter.
Thank you.
Why are you smiling?
I don't know, I don't have any pleasant experiences playing with Niku from Navi, honestly.
I feel every game I play with him, he just sucks and picks, he only wins when he picks
Razor, basically, my experience.
So I don't really have a high reading of him.
30 seconds to battle.
Ha ha ha ha! Um, yeah.
Nice one ping Toby from Netherlands I've been there it's about 8 ping nice one dude
You can outclick 90 ping animal, good job dude.
Fucking animal.
What the fuck was that?
That's what I'm talking about!
I think I'm gonna kill you.
Oh!
He put up some run.
Ah!
the
Radiance courier has been killed.
Did you find a ward here?
I'm not thinking xp.
I need defenders atop.
I'm sorry about me, I don't care, it's my fucking zone to fuck out of here.
I don't know where my words are actually I have no vision there's just two words like
what is this shit century here century here century here century here what the fuck happened
in this game. I have no vision though. Just kind of a matter of time.
Maybe we can kill him in the TP's back if the pan.
I don't know, we don't have stun though.
They have a lot of stuns this game, I'm not sure if mom's that good, but I don't know
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
I don't know why he would do that, what kind of fuck is that game doing this, because
Now it's 200 hp
I don't know how people call this guy Pro-Nergy, I'll be honest and be respectful about it,
but bro this guy, the close, he's literally one playoff contending match.
I don't know what's that, I mean, is this really easy that good?
Because in my experience I don't think he's that good.
But I'm not going to be toxic, you know, I'm just saying.
My opinion.
We can go take bot tower with boots of bearing, you wanna go?
I need to die
They're TPing, they're TPing guys
I can go first
I don't want to go anywhere near the pillar, just go first, I'll wait.
if
I can gate.
Go team!
they won this fight 3v4 somehow
of
of
of
of
of
of
Relax!
Push me!
Yeah, I don't know, the Kyra build is kinda ass, I feel like it's just hipsters being hipster.
I've done it like 20 times in the last 2 months and I just, I understand there is value in
having the ability to insta-kill heroes and stuff, but it's not really your identity,
it's a fucking hero.
Yeah, coming back guys.
No one listens, dude.
God, my team's so fucking good! We have some fucking good, dude!
I'm going to be crime-illumine-age.
The enemy's top tower has fallen.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Oh, it's gonna be fine.
of
the
the
of
We lost half of our HP because of the sun strikes.
Bucking, bucking, bucking
I'm following coach
Nice pet, nice pet, nice pet
Force you, force you
of
the
I know how mad it's a big UV blizz, yeah.
We can still fire without my BQB, just need them not to go near me.
Do we have it now?
There's a bit of a wall.
of
I don't know, the whisper is really fucking this game up solo though, to be honest.
He's actually like single handedly gripping this game beyond repair.
I don't know, we haven't used Last War in 30 minutes, it's kind of crazy though.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing he even had a blink this fight fuck is going on he's gonna die to axe here
your middle tower is under attack
me stop blaming when I supposed to say that let's go dance around naked in our
shirts and just say nothing the whole stream or what I'm about you actually
fuck you
I don't know what to do.
They're top here, maybe we can get pick on mid.
the
ground
of
the
I have to kill it down the front
double buybacks and subs
Roshan has fallen into the water.
Well, if I get the level 25 talent and Daedalus mechanic, it should be okay.
But they're gonna have refreshers and some invoker gonna be just waiting on me
Kiting my BKB. That's my solution to this.
Dunno, to be honest. I don't really know.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Sukiblay dude, be helpful.
That's what I practiced to do in the demo for boys, right there, boom.
It could still attract a kill.
I
of
the
of
Volcker died.
I'm gonna shout actually
Kill Ench with vessel
All right, well, this game's over.
Double refresher, double Cata, double primal ult at 25 talent.
And what do we have, Batrider.
Late game Batrider versus refresher.
I don't think we can do much.
Just fucked up this game way too hard.
I don't know, we lost 2 points, we shouldn't lose.
Now this Weehaw item build is just trash, because we have no hex, and we can't kill the heroes.
Long story short, it's just draft at this point.
I
Didn't lose
I don't know what to buy. I need a hex or something. I don't even know.
I mean, you know why we lost this? Do we want this fight? Because for one time we actually
used lasso on the valkyr. If the valkyr gets lasso, it's not hard to win fights. The problem
lose that they have too much heroes that give space to him to give vision and it's hard to get him.
They're trying to kill on top guys, no buyback on him.
kind of need to get ready to fight on the sword or we get megacrypt
try bursts of final only chance
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
We tried our best guys, we tried our best.
Alright, it's impossible to win this game if we throw, which we did.
Well, minus 10, minus 10, that's fine, I don't care.
I'm gonna dodge this Q though.
Out of self-preservation.
You understand me?
Out of self-preservation, we're gonna dodge this Q, you know what I'm talking about?
Dude, what is this song? I've never heard these songs.
I mean the problem, we have like clown heroes. Fundamentally speaking, we have Bat Core, we
have SF Core, we have Lena Core. We have no heroes that help each other do damage. Like
Leena doesn't help me, I don't help her.
In fact, I would say it's quite the opposite. I think he reduces my damage because he eblades people.
So...
Yeah, I mean, regardless of his score, 16-5, 20-0, whatever, the hero's bad.
So, at some point in the game, it's just hero diff.
Like, this primal is such a big problem for us.
And...
Invoker, obviously.
It's so hard to play, game.
Why is your dkb, bro?
Fn didn't press anything either.
He didn't even try to dkb TPing.
Okay
If you want to get better at the game, I will I think you will get better at the game if you dodge for a like pool actually
These guys they're bad
About the respect
1.
Radiance middle tower is under attack.
Okay, my fucking game crashed.
The thing is, people understand that Dota is just ever, like, the reason Dota is weird
right now in the pro scene, and I'm speaking from personal experience, also information
that I know for my friends who play pro, there are so many tournaments. It's hard to really
lock in the car lack of a better word for every tournament you play. That's why a lot
of top teams, they effectively it's like a burnout, right? It's like they win one tournament
or two or three. And then the top teams start sucking ass because they realized like, what
the fuck is the point? We win one tournament, then we have to take a flight to fucking
Serbia the next morning. And then we got to go play a qualifier for another dog shit tournament.
And at some point you think to yourself, well, I'm going to kind of like chill and not grind as hard because I'm only going to try hard in the TI in Riyadh.
That's like the thing is the younger generation, like the Heroics, the Parkers, basically the guys that don't have that kind of, kind of what's called experience winning tournaments, they'll just always try hard, you know?
And that's why every now and then you see kaiori win a tournament because kaiori is dog shit, but everyone else tries less so
Yeah
That's the TL. They are at all
Yeah, my way, but it's your score. I
I mean, you don't want to skip a tournament, because look, if you're playing like, why
is my door crashing all the time?
If you're playing a tournament and you win a tournament, your ego is going to like, next
tournament is free money, you know?
It's like, you're thinking to yourself, oh, I just won 30,000.
I got first place and we have another tournament next week, it's free money, like who cares
if we're tired, who cares, we're still probably better than these fuckers, right?
And then you obviously, while you're, you don't really do that same preparation when
you win.
I just explained to you, Mads, why Heroic 2.0 Tundra. You don't understand or what?
I literally just explained.
Dude, it's the same fucking cycle every year with these random teams, like Aurora, Heroic.
It's the same shit. It happens endlessly. Every year the same thing happens.
Same with these Navis. The Tier 2 slash Tier 1.5s. They win a tournament.
They're like, you know, they have some crazy performance.
know Parker's going 17 and 0 every game on Morphling I think it was and then like okay
two months later Parker gets kicked, Heroic doesn't qualify to any good tournament they
lose they get last place. Same shit every year, same shit. Just look at how it goes
I'm gonna goon it up right now, one second. I'm gonna goon it up right now. I'm gonna
goon it up!
Thank you.
I don't know what my Q-Hider is about, I don't even care that much.
What do you mean what the fuck does that mean?
You know what it means?
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about.
Omni is good. Good carry. He's probably a good in real game though. I'm not sure he's
in a bad lick in a random pub.
I got it too easy for Arthesia on my left wrist as the first hat too, two fucking beasts.
Who's gonna win the last six? I don't know, probably Kripp.
Falcons always like, I don't know, they're a weird team, because sometimes I watch and
I feel like they're like on the brink of disbanding and then one time, the other times I watch
and it's just like, they're, they, they pull it through and they win.
I think one of you guys needs to go mid, which one?
Okay, I go to jacquero mid. That's cool. No, no, no.
Why? What's wrong with the jacquero mid?
Okay.
The funny thing about this Crit Dodo mode is like, I think that's what he played against
Tundra.
I don't know if it was Tundra, but Pyr was on the team, there was Bedboom.
Based on the team that Pyr was on, and then Pyr was screaming all the time during the
game when they were killing each other because they think they're going to win, and then
They lost that game and then Chris just let go of his fucking, you know, you let it go. We just put his cock in the
tail. You know what I'm saying?
Five seconds remaining.
I think that's a smoke top.
Prepare for battle
I'm gonna go
Hey, can you stop with the profanity and speak with more elegance?
Nope, cuz I'm a streamer. I'm with the generate low IQ brain dead Abhiziana. You understand it
I'm having a stain on the battle view.
Give it to me, hello?
Yeah, I got interest here, enough.
Sorry.
I'm going trading with a lifestealer, there's a good plan, buh-buh, because I'll steal your
life, cocksucker, understand me?
damn let's go guys let's fucking get it
I'm getting coconut just to you now.
By this guy?
Yes.
No bait bro.
And hot.
I cannot help.
What?
I can not help.
What?
Okay, we're gonna affect them when you come to them.
I'll drop two items
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Oh, I'm not sleeping on top.
I'm dead.
That's all coming.
my bad
my bad
i look south
i have stacks more i have facebook's coming you can push her
I don't get rage baited by low IQs, I don't.
xp is on, try bot xp
map control power xp, axe, watch
yeah
No, I don't like mid one.
I think he's an asshole.
I think he mistakes.
I think he either is socially unaware, like weirdo, or he's just an asshole.
I don't know which one it is, but yeah, I don't like it.
I'm going to kill him
why is that I mean he's just a fucking like a dickhead like I've known him 10
years or some shit I told him like stop picking me and trolling my games like I
rather play against you like it's nothing personal and then after that he
just keeps picking me even more and laughing and having fun on his stream at
my expense when he's like he's like zero and ten on storm or something laughing
he's like receiving joy that I'm losing with the game with him you know so it's
like I feel like I feel like I I think he's an asshole I think he's just like
literally I've known him ten years and when I ask him you know out of like in
a respectful way I ask me oh bro I don't really appreciate you trolling my
games and you know like laughing on stream when I lose with you and stuff. He just fucking
does it more. He literally does it more. So I think he's either like brain dead low IQ or
he thinks it's funny because he's like socially unaware. So I don't know. Yeah, that's the lore.
That's it.
He enjoys life and rage baits you, yeah, if he enjoys it when I ask him not to, at my
expense then I'm also allowed to call him a fucking piece of shit, right?
Why not?
It's not like a random relationship, I've known him literally 10 years, it's not random,
It's like actually like, you know, I don't know, I guess maybe people don't understand.
I mean I'm not ragebid, I'm just explaining myself
40% pack of loss, eh?
What happened here?
It's back.
I think the reason people think I'm some kind of beefkeeper and not a peacekeeper is like
I'm okay with conflict, you know, like just me my whole life has been like this when I
was a kid, you know, like Razzle Dazzle, you know, got into some little scraps when I was
younger brother, you know how it goes, it's just how it is.
It's like, I've always just been a conflict guy, and I don't mind not being liked, I don't mind it at all, it's just life, it can't be liked by everybody.
As long as you think you're true to yourself and you're, you know, living in a way that makes sense and doesn't harm anybody and not a malicious person, then if you get haters, then it's what it is, it's fine.
Like that, you know, like, uh, I shoulda made it.
the enemy's middle tower has fallen
let me go you animals
What happened?
No, the creep was dying because until you have level 3 in Fest, you eat the unit inside
out slowly.
You do like I think what is it like 2% of its HP per second
Then level 12 is 1% and then level 3 is yours
I was like, uh, I was at 19, so I'm bad.
I mean, the thing is, I truly and genuinely believe I am not like causing intentional
intentional drama I'm not like for example my beef with we have strictly about how he plays the
game because like there has been so many games where I'm playing in my safe lane I'm playing like a
carry and I'm getting attacked by the enemy mid and he can TP and save me he can TP and help my
game he can actually TP and get kills you know he can he can do stuff to help
my game but every time I play with him he doesn't help me like he doesn't do his
job as a mid player like that's why I don't play with him it's nothing personal
I mean it's personal to the extent that I think he's legit going out of his way
to piss me off I guess so like that way but like I just want I want to play with
normal human on mid lane like I know for sure this guy for example supreme rank 74 if I'm getting
dove he'll TP I know he will I play with me hot I don't know what the fuck he's gonna do he's
gonna randomly jungle instead of TP you know so that's all like for me it's uh this is the problem
I just don't think he plays good I think he's a bad player when he plays with me you know
I
in the bag I don't think that I mean the most
I've got a real good feeling this one's in the bag oh that's a mean riff
I am first
30 seconds to battle
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I was going to shoot for him.
No, man.
and
Maybe you can gate bottom and start respawning here as close as I can get to you.
Let me join once.
I have a portal to this.
And precious Ark.
I'm gonna buy blades of attacking the power shots
I don't feel like it's good. I can't pressure Mishako at all. It's just not possible. I feel like then in that case you just farm the Power Shot.
So I just try to pressure a pitlord.
experience from this I can keep the bottom
I didn't feel the Susan coming for me.
so arka is kind of in close 6
i am watching
i am sleeping
last one
i am looking at watching, bot
ala top
we can push him, he is here
I don't have much mana.
I'll go for a chain.
I'll go top.
I have a roam around coming.
I'm going to show mid.
I will come mid, because you stay mid.
I'm going to push up the map.
Pushed up mid, really?
Did he run to mid, so?
I think so, okay.
Enemies are around.
I don't understand.
Wait me that one, don't show me, I got him.
What the fuck is this guy doing, just following my wave?
I'm going to work TP 10 seconds
Where? Oh, on that other
I'm going to work TP top
Where are you going, Kotal?
I'm going to help him
I can go on this guy
I have to stay this way
mid play with the archer there, the archer is strong right now
they don't know pts, speak in back
thank you for the fun it's good sir
turn up, this guy is crazy and f***ing dead doing only a sonar with some powder or something
RTZW1, RTZW2, RTZW3, RTZW4
I wanna run at this one
I will force a barric to come with
save my top tower
it's really not saving me
hmmm...
I don't know what he's doing, he's really good
he's talking to my tp
I'm getting a kill
I don't know what he's doing
I'm starting to tp guys
I'm waiting for my vest to come
I'm not ready. I run like the wind.
Minister Kember with Dark Sergais, you really have big damage.
Without him.
I'm ready, I'm not going to be bugged, car, car, car
This game is just awful
This game is just bad
meet one fucking time star camber with zarkseer
I hate when my strongest hero is sitting on the side camps forming bro Darkseer can you
Please go and run it. Why why why why why I can't know it's
Ember supposed to come to me not me bro you're in the corner of the fucking
map
yeah yeah when we could take our watch before
what i'm doing here
You're strong, you just have to do it.
I think we'll win this fight, right?
For sure, they can try this team, 4v5.
Actually, our heroes are so much better than theirs.
Okay, sorry, we're coming top.
Yeah, I'm lagging at the stores.
I need to fix what can I use?
I'm here. I can move here now guys.
Invoker is the first target by the way. I'm seeing him again.
I'm not running into it by the way, it's hot now.
Yeah, I'll put a sweater on.
I think he is just throwing here guys.
I have to run, I have to run
I have to run
I'm still fighting, I'm coming guys
Just keep the delay
I'm gonna mana, then you can
We can play as four, and then Birkin push lanes, the side lanes.
I think I should have blinked
I see you
Dave, attack Lezon
I don't know, we cannot put it out in the rinse, her friends
I don't think so
Yeah, we're in it
Shoot
Coming for this guy
How do I miss these shackles dude?
the fight was my bad sorry i missed the bad shackles should we have been a team like
oh i keep missing stupid fucking shackles i don't know how like sometimes i just feel
like it doesn't make sense the angle like the angle doesn't make sense
They TP bot. He's alone top. I'm gonna TP top. Invoker and Taos TP. They will gate.
Maybe we can bait top.
They can't be here, they can't, they TP bottom, can't get rid of them.
You should just go gate and go rush Yeah, I can't figure past rush in here
Maybe we can catch him if he doesn't have stunts No, I can't go out, I need to show
me
This here, you're in catchment?
Don't walk her, he's keeping out.
He is up in there, he's good.
No bucket is coming.
He's fighting, he's fighting.
I think we need some fight where we can smoke him around backline.
I'm just in front of my tower, I'm trying to 4 people guys.
Nice, good shit, good shit, I just died in front of my whole team just watching me.
He's really weak, that's why.
Nice, all day we have something like one second.
She's missed.
What's wrong with this?
Go, we have 5 minutes, oh go.
Okay, rest us, rest entry.
Hello?
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
your bottom tower is under attack
your middle tower
your bottom tower has fallen
how's he doing this?
Christian isn't alone
of
the
your bottom tower is under attack
Bro, you play this hero, you're a master tier, yeah?
You can literally just run to Ember, you just like do anything in this game, you can do
anything you want in this game, they have no heroes in this game.
He has 18 minute blink on Tusk, he has Midas on Phoenix, he has Midas on Invoker, he has
no item on this guy until minute 15.
You can literally just run around the map and you can win this game.
Man never mind, you're right bro, that's all good, that's good.
We can just let this guy farm Midas Octavian and play Dota like we're playing Dota 1 in 1995.
Every story comes
Like the wind
Your top tower is under attack
I run like the wind
Your top tower is under attack
I mean I don't I think
there's a lot it's a lot deeper it's a lot deeper why this game is hard like
Your middle barracks are under attack.
Your middle barracks has fallen.
I'm gonna burn you up when you get the aggressive, you're just a fucking boss here, that's it.
No, I'm not gonna burn you up, I'm gonna stay on top only then.
That's why I came to the camp.
There was time for the aktives, why didn't I go?
You can't play aggressively, you're in the territory.
I'm not aggressive at all, I just rushed, I'm standing alone.
I
Thank you.
you
you
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's got to be on Molly or some some powder or something
Is there a way to like just ban all the streamer's names like Weha, Gork, the only one I don't
mind is Topson because I feel like I don't know Topson doesn't really attract haters
the same way I feel.
I lose this game because this guy is Akabayur, this guy is just bad and he picks bad heroes.
If you're picking Largo 5 as a sub-warrior is bad.
Like he got sub-difts by this guy who's 2-8.
Basically, Tuskai more impact than this guy, right?
Like Kofkan tops that I'm chill with because I feel like they don't attract hate, like...
Hmm, hmm.
I hate Kork? No, it's just that people...
People...
it's not about the streamer exactly it's about the viewers generally I think
tops and fans are pretty chill like they just like tune in they like him he's a
He does like new meta stuff and they enjoy it.
But I feel people like people that watch Gork and Weehai like they're like they want they
want to see people they want to see them fail you know like for them it's hate watching
not like fan watching.
That's what I feel.
I could be completely wrong.
damn, but. That's what I think. So, what do you mean you've never seen Thopsin blame?
Yesterday, before I went to sleep, I saw he was streaming pretty early. I watched one
game like I think he was playing um void spirit and he was just flaming his primal
flaming um one of his supports so what do you mean he never blames I think people are like
delusional honestly like I only watched one game and that's what I heard I'm sure it's like people
just refuse to see what's in front of them out of like delusion I'm not saying it's bad to
blame or why either I think everybody does it literally it takes a superhuman to stream Dota
10 hours a day and not blame your teammates.
What?
Sad dude, I was, uh,
How long does Thompson Masturin, I feel like he's Masturin since 1AM, it's like 11 hours
dude.
Isn't it?
What a boost.
Please.
Fuckin' great, what the fuck?
Why do I need a social media manager?
I kind of don't want to play that pool if I'm honest, I'm gonna wait a little bit.
I mean everybody gets hate watchers, not like hate watching is something like...
Dude why didn't we affect this hero as a 5?
Like what's wrong with you you guys dumb like look at this hero. How's your position 5?
dude
His skills don't do anything like he doesn't do anything like
The entirety
Concept of this hero is two things one purge of vessel
To an offer mid ember spirit. That's it if there's no ember and enemy team the heroes useless
Second, it's aggs or that's it. If you don't have aggs you don't do anything.
Like you're literally a sack of garbage. Look at this. You want this? You ain't
gonna get it. Also this hero too, like maybe I should add Marana and like...
I don't think I should have Trin. Trin's a waste of a band because it's like
people should pick it every game anyway.
What is actually like annoying for me to play against in these pubs, I think?
What is actually bothering me?
Tosk is annoying because I feel like it's the highest impact hero in the game in some
games.
There's too many things that he does and I feel like I never have Tosk on my team.
I don't know what I mean, like, bats?
I don't know.
The spear breakers, we are more like, I think that here is really bad.
Warlock?
Yeah, that's good I think.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know who made the run up popular.
I hate the hero so much.
Oh pitlord you're right you're right pitlord dude holy shit I hate this hero.
Yeah yeah yeah good good.
people don't know how to play a hero and if I play against Largo it's free win in support
I mean off lane it's like it takes a specialist speaking of I forgot the message I'm gonna
go message clap show so I was gonna ask him what's good against
Probably Invoker actually. I think Invoker is just like high probability to make the
game annoying to play. Like today my two losses are to Invoker. Basically. Invoker,
GPK, and then Knowledge Invoker. And then it's just like this hero requires the team
that plays against him, Volker needs to actually understand how to play the game. It's not
like casual, you know, you have to actually be able to catch him, put lane wards, play
like the fights sort of with some intelligence, you know, it requires too much basically.
That's why he was the only one who's fucked. And sometimes when I get in Volker and my
my team I'm just full fucking tilted because the guy's afk
You
Tinker's banned, GG 3-1.
to pick.
Is the bug with Huskar and Morphling still exist and if you take the replicant of Huskar
You lose all your mana
the lines that strike across the edge of the earth
what's up, what's up
how are you feeling?
I'm doing good, doing good
are you winning?
yes
are you winning in the future, Tens?
I am winning every day
Last time I played with you, you always bad mood. You in a good mood today?
When I see you, I need items appointment.
Guys, don't move, or we can kill.
We are more flammogger, I don't know, bro.
Nice lane, bro, nice lane.
Yes, we are playing against Enigma GG.
So bugs still exist if you take this guy does matter yeah
Just try to hold wave here for 20 hours to deny everything.
of
what? my damage was high there holy shi-
my god dude what's happening we see I see need some work
You can kill an eagle, it's good.
Or kill an eagle.
I'm strong.
Just go ahead and launch if you can.
if you see him, he's gonna have blood
I thought if he wants to bloodlust me, he can kill highlands
but I don't know what he wants
of
of
the
death of
death
of
I'll go take a load of skies for a second.
I'm gonna stay on chamber, go behind tower, pull waves, versus huska
I think he don't know
I think he's juggling, I think he might want to come in
You're chicken
Dude what how how I miss these glasses my bad don't answer
Barathos here.
Radiance courier has been killed.
Radiance courier has been killed.
I think hearts do get runed.
He's okay, he's dead.
Chill, chill.
He can't hit my son.
He's coming to the Louris, I think.
Will you take them?
No, I won't.
I'm not sure, maybe. Try.
I'm trying to TP just a bit.
I cannot respond to Louris.
Louris has no CPS, right? Or does?
He has, but Louris...
that's cool
okay that's cool
this guy is crazy
he's got to be on Malia some power
some power
Artdoor, L-E-T-S-G-O
let's kill him
Keep it bot and storm. Chase him.
Threads eh?
Maybe I took it wrong.
I don't think he's in the TP.
Okay, go go, he's coming.
I can gate again, so I can run up.
They will be maybe 4 heroes.
I'm TPing
What the fuck?
I'm even chamber killed over there
Stop it
Power
What power might die?
I guess it's dead on the staircase
I'm going to use the map now
I'm going to use the book
Is that a bomb?
I'm going to use this
I'm going to use the map now
I'm going to use the map now
fuck you
don't really want to TP into 5
I'm not gonna TP
now they are wasting time
I think there's smoke top.
You can have a madden on smoke top.
Let's get them out of the block
Maybe you can poke ancients, it's for Huskar
I didn't even notice I was shifting
I'm not getting.
Not sure how I started.
I will slow down.
Watch this, please.
You too.
Okay, he posted out what I said.
Look on me nice.
I'm not going nice.
Don't say a single fucking word in the chat or your permavent.
I don't know how to play this game.
Oh
Honey Trump is
I am this
Maybe break here, forwarded.
Thank you guys for getting rid of those guys.
What?
Oh good though.
of
I'm going to fight.
I'm going to fight.
I'm going to fight.
We can fight, we don't mind, we're strong.
Come on, let's head back.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, okay.
I don't got coal guys, no gold.
Now block hold 2 seconds, 1 seconds, you have block hold.
This housecar is... I don't build this total trash.
So... you wanna fight Dormor? Yes.
I don't know, we can maybe smoke now, actually. We'll have RP in the black hole.
I need to refuel this, I keep in base, then I run.
I'm gonna pick you up.
I actually just got someone lucky.
how is this real my bad my bad I don't know I got interrupted on my charge like
he he literally I don't even understand how it happened kind of just went to nothing
I'm better surrounding them.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's some lucky ass.
I'm gonna just play bottom vision.
The thing is he bashed me after the interruption as well. It's crazy honestly the unlock in that circumstance
That's fucking insane, dude
Unironically actually crazy unlucky. I know people just say unlock unlock, but dude that was fucking unlucky dude
They coming
You can kill me this time.
It's illusion. This is... this one is real here. This one is real here. Get out.
If I go to the bottom, I can get to him.
If you want you can just bait them with backknits.
We kind of need them to fight.
almost important hero team fight
Can we push bot to go like this?
No.
Let's just go fight, I have my item.
the
small percentage of one of us to show
the other, for sure
You have Shadowblade, it's just useless hero.
They're here on the gates.
I'm not starting fight anymore.
I started.
I guess this thing is going to...
Breaker! Breaker! Breaker!
I need to wait my spells now.
Rush top-gaze anyway.
What top-gaze?
I can charge.
We run in.
I don't know what's going on in this game.
I feel like it should be so fucking easy to scan it.
I don't know, I feel like it should be so fucking easy.
I don't know why it's hard.
Just fucking RP this HotScarGigi, right?
Like, what the fuck?
We can't use RP, I guess.
We can fight, no hold, but it doesn't matter ages, let's just fucking fight.
If we kill Storm...
no more on thing anymore
vision, i can charge
I'm gonna try to get a 5.
I'm gonna try to get a 5.
I'm gonna try to get a 5.
Huh?
Huh?
Turn up!
This guy is crazy. He's gotta be on my way to the south.
I'm out.
Damn, you're out.
I don't know what this game, in my opinion, is so fucking easy.
i don't know why we're losing
this is taking a man of storm
I don't know.
Did I have gold this time right?
Yeah.
I think Timber runs in and kills Vision and we just save one stun for this Enigma, he doesn't have...actually he might have been charging.
Can you cancel me? Is he turning me?
Just a moment. He's charging over here.
We can just jump where we see him, like for them to come into us.
So we just need to sweep this over. Maybe I'll expose their back lane.
I need to go jump on storm or something
Don't TP on enigma
I'll TP on analyst, he's getting one carrier
I'm gonna have to just storm, fuck
Open it
Fend, I think I saved it
They have a bug!
I'm gonna have a hexpoker and I'll have 4 mana
I'm gonna die without being able to play
I'm gonna die without being able to play
Storm along? Here we go.
Going on. I reckon kill him us too.
Oh fuck my life.
Almost BKB guys trying to wait.
Wow, okay.
1J is literally feeding out of his mind this game. I don't know, I haven't seen RP use this single time in this game.
This is just like unacceptable.
Like, this guy, on Storm, can just die on mid every time to RP and 1Hero, and...
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
why the hell is he just fucking rolling? I don't understand what the fuck he's doing
He's sitting in the Treyhard, and I'm just fucking crazy.
Fucking crazy.
Ivan and Daum are just playing at 0 on the storm.
I can try, he doesn't have BKB, just have to care about the hole I guess.
Ah, this fucking dog is a game.
watch dust
He hold me, no hole, no hole, I can fight, I can charge
I can charge my housecar, okay, I don't know if I can get him
They don't have glyph, maybe we can do something, can you come, uh, BZ?
Let me heal on the wave though. Don't take the wave.
Can you give vision?
Go on the rush guys.
Can someone run bottom and fire it?
No.
They don't have hole yet, but they can kill this guy.
No, I was caught up in that one.
Check rush.
I'm so close to the other one, maybe I should play it by back, can someone play it by back
I can try to tank whole or something.
Timber maybe just turn it off.
I think I need the shield.
I'm so mad.
They're dead, it's fine.
Nice, Barra.
Finally my charge actually paid off one fucking time is doctor games
The enemy is middle of a tunnel.
The enemy is middle of a tunnel.
Radiant victory.
and
Jesus, this game feels so fucking hard and this should be so easy, dude.
I'm not gonna lie
but you're not dancing today. Who's still going? Oh, okay.
Am I balding on my hair short?
I'm not balding.
My hair is short.
This guy's bad, I believe.
This guy is bad I believe, looks like this guy is also.
I mean listen, I can't take Teal either, this other guy also carry player, I can't pick
him.
Artur, one of the saddest that I'm not a mid player and I don't have a single hero on
in the middle, so don't match him back, that's it.
Just pick a hero that you know how to play.
Yeah, you can pick that hero if you want, I don't care.
Your turn to pick.
I think your Domi stopped griefing my games, but I'm not sure yet.
Because yesterday, I beat him like 5 games now.
5 games I literally beat him in a row.
And then one time I ended up on a team with him and he commended me.
So I think that means that we're not hating each other right now.
So there's a chance that we actually win this game.
No, I'm not tilted.
I'll try to do my best guys.
against Lorgo so I'm testing. Claps just want me. Nope, he didn't. Our level 1 not good
I can try checking if I can break anything.
There are some ones here.
Alex, are you in the Rampot?
Yes, yes.
I will try guys, yes, I have to try, I feel helpless
You play off heal, right, and heal me, I attack, then I'll burn his mana so we can fond later.
I can't fucking take my tango this bug is so weird like I can't take double tango for
for some reason. What is this bug? I don't know. Okay, my career bugged. Sorry.
This guy is such a baboon.
I'm pulling.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm safe, I'm safe brother.
You're dead.
I kinda want to take it.
I have two steps
I don't want to
You could have come to the crick
I don't think so
I'm fine actually
I'm straight away
I'm trying to get the top.
1 minute.
I'm trying to get the top.
1 minute.
GG.
Okay, I'm healing myself on base, then I TP below, on this side.
He's blocked my hardcand, eh?
I think I'll TP below.
I feel like the enemies shouldn't know that you see them.
That's like the weird part about this mechanic, I feel like you shouldn't notify the enemy that AM is near you.
I think it's kinda shit.
It's the only thing I don't like about this game.
Yeah, this log was not farming at all.
Stop him game please
if anybody has a sentry this camp is blocked if you can open it
Where are they tripping? Your middle cross is under attack.
Easy, right?
Ok, I'll give it to you soon
Don't rush guys, they are all going to bot.
I can gait this as well.
It's pretty good on kills.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Holy shit
He blocked my camp
I need you in team only for this
where's ember? ember is here
He's waiting for the bomb.
And I might be losing some 3v1 might have a shot.
I think he's mid right?
It's real.
Yes, probably he is.
Yeah, I'm finishing my Cass ancient then I wanna fight this shulbran.
Yeah, I'm gonna go gate bottom. I think they're gonna smoke them.
I guess they're not coming anything.
Yes, I'm ready to fight right now.
I have a shield run.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm ready to fight also guys.
We can fight top, we wanna go 3 top tower.
Largo no axe yet, I don't think they're that strong.
Yes.
Yeah, also.
I'm gonna get a bonk.
No man, I heard something.
No stun, I heard something.
Yeah, I think he still dies.
I'm working with him, Tron.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Tiny.
I don't know if this is gonna work out.
I don't know if this is gonna work out.
Yeah, I know I saw but it's kinda lucky because I was about to kill him with mana void.
It's fine, the fight is up in your mode.
How to tip your bolt?
Oh, no!
I guess they might probably not.
Just give them time, give them time.
I can get back up, do you want to? No? Yeah, no.
Or do you have a point?
Yeah.
It's not time.
It's a tiktok.
They're probably gonna have to resolve.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We did it! We did it!
Guys, where are you so toxic?
That's a crazy bunny.
I don't know.
I don't know where I am.
They're standing here, right here.
Look at me, enigma, look. I think I can bait something for you. I mean, I have all
I won't be six this game just don't do anything stupid
Derek 400, okay?
I think I can kill him.
I think he killed me, I think.
It's kinda crazy, no?
I'm just gonna get him
It's finest, I didn't die, it turns out I can be good, it's nice to be used
I don't know, can you go on copper now?
Cause you have axe right?
I'm not much hurt
They don't have, uh...
I can't even take a risk this co-op, he's so bad, dude, he's so bad, how does this earth
such as blink on me dude he hasn't
dude he has no bkb
he has fucking
eggs
I don't know it
I don't know it
it's so fucking bad though
guys don't don't fight please I'm gonna pressure bottom they have to react
they're not killing anyone they're not farming just don't die I'll pressure
them back to base in a second. If Ember doesn't come, he's gonna lose racks
It's just...
Hey, they're here.
Careful Warlock, it's just me and you, just put some vision down here and then let's go
back to team.
They're all bottom.
Contrary killing Ember, maybe.
Okay, he's out.
Ember.
Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex, Hex,
Hex.
Can we smoke guys? Go fight, please together, let's go fight.
Everyone just AFK for me.
I feel like no one's playing Dota in my team.
It's crazy.
I think they may be gates to kill them on gates. Look here, pop a bit.
Don't have luck, whole guy. Wait.
I'm behind this.
My team is so fucking bad, what are these two baboons, that's all good.
That's all good though.
That's all good though!
Let's go team!
Oh fuck, it's always me that was the back, it's always me that was the back.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
What are you, are you watching this game?
Why the fuck would I buy X to blink on Earth and burn his mana bro?
Or like, what do you think's happening, huh?
Who am I burning mana in this game for?
I don't give a shit.
Fuck you, terror guy.
Look at my sack.
Ah, I'm zhiyana.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
I got TP top, I'm gonna push one way of the map to next, and then we're gonna smoke again, or camp ward, just wait please.
This guy is crazy smart.
I can tank everything.
Spaciba for the tank.
Okay guys ready to go, let's go, let's go!
A 10 gift is all of a- NOOOOO!
Thanks bro!
Can we just go and smoke there? I feel like we can always fight, like literally impossible.
As long as we don't drop our keyboards I think there's no way to do this.
I just I'm gonna go blink on target or second blink on me, and then you hold it usually okay
Can you heal me Warlock?
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck, you gotta be on my left side or something.
Need to hold area boys, we cannot spread this far, we need to stay with vision.
Okay, watch the black hole. I can blink in, they're gonna all in me and then I think we've
been fed. Watch.
I can just go take side.
No, that's not right.
The enemy's middle back, the enemy's shoulder, the target's point.
I mean they're gonna come, they're not showing any lane, wait.
Any helpers?
They're just running into vision.
It's fine, it's not bad now, it's not past me.
I'm gonna kill you!
Nice, he's blue.
Good job, guys.
Almost, they didn't even cry.
I'm gonna goooooooood!
Holy shit dude, Disha is playing pubs guys, and he has a, what's that guy's name?
He's a striker from Blue Lock, right?
The fucking weeb.
God, what the fuck is his name in this idiot?
Uh, something in N, right?
No.
I don't I don't know but anyway he's cringe
I
Don't want to put batouk. I don't want to put this guy. I hate this guy. This guy is kind of a boss
What is this?
I have 69 HP and 420 mana, the fuck, is this actually real?
Okay, first pick Alchemist.
Okay.
I don't know what's a good axe score, guys, I'm stressed out.
actually it was a good jargon
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I can't outclick.
all good I kill whole wave
all good I kill whole wave
are you ok?
what's this gondar doing?
Watch, he might last hit the center, look.
3 mid against Nisha at minute 2, king shit.
I don't know if this guy really knows what the fuck he's doing on bounty.
Oh, he told me.
What the fuck is he doing?
Dude, he's not leeching XP at all.
He's not pulling waves.
Like, what the fuck is he doing?
I'm confused.
I don't know.
This bounty is just ruining the game, by the way, so shit.
Pfft, fuckers.
HAHAHAHAHA
What? The fuck?
Just me?
Nice.
Is the hard camp locked?
Oh, it's not.
Bound to him? Bound to him?
He's level 1. We're fucking top.
How?
My fucking lagging?
Like what's going on?
I feel like I am.
I'm coming I'm coming I'm level three guys I'm very strong
Yeah!
Okay!
Okay, man!
Okay!
Stand me on the fucking center!
Okay!
Okay, man!
That's an interesting one!
Haha!
That's really funny there!
Holy fuck, shit dude.
Please help, please help, help, help, help.
I don't know, I'm gonna buy back soon.
Yeah, I don't. I don't want to kind of want to stop this here now. My Alchemist is jumbling.
Yo guys just want to let you know if we have our support jungling and an arc ward in mid
I'm fighting huh okay I guess I'm fighting them
Don't worry, I can solo kill their offlaner, don't worry, don't worry.
We can fight off hold on I have resources
Where's bottom?
Well, you need to just like try charging sand with some shit.
How do I get these fuckers and this Simon animal just dies solo?
Like, I don't get it.
Last steps.
I'm gonna play out jungle fucking play it properly I can't watch this shit
Fucking fire bro! God! How do you just jungle Alka and not actually jungle? What's wrong with you?
They have very strong timing guys, we need to dodge them.
I can type to bait on middle.
your middle tower is under attack
is under attack
middle tower is under attack
You guys want to fight okay let's go
I'm gonna lose game. I'm down. I don't care. Fuck this game.
It's complicated, this. It's not my problem he's picking Arc Warden after I first pick
Alchemist. My bad, my bad, I guess.
I mean, my problem is bro, you pick an Alchemist but you're taking teamfights on mid lane,
you're taking teamfights on top lane, like you're not even jungling, you pick a hero
to jungle and you're just not fucking jungling. What are you supposed to do? This Arc Warden
is running mid into four heroes they're not showing top not showing mid he just
runs down mid lane feeds I don't know what you guys are doing your people are
not like humans like you pick yours to go farm and you don't farm like I don't
understand I don't want to waste my time if you're gonna play fucking
jungling alchemist go fucking jungle for 20 minutes like every other person
places are
What do you mean how can three-quarters farm?
We can fight them if they're not the Darkseer.
If Darkseer is running from top wave into midsection, we cannot fight them.
I'm sorry, just because you want to fight doesn't mean you can.
You understand me?
If you pick Arc Warden and you have Falcon Blade Midas and Minute 12 and Darkseer runs
to your lane with the Greaves, I'm sorry.
Don't be offended, you pussy! You can't fight!
You have a jungle alchemist with an ogre axe!
Okay?
are under attack. Your middle barracks has fallen. Radiant structures are fortified.
your ancient is under attack. Radiant victory.
Such a crazy the kind of lobbies I get into.
Oh, is it minus 10 or was my MMO higher? I don't even remember what my MMO was.
I don't want to play with these people. Actually, I'm gonna remove this guy. I don't want to
play. Like, I don't understand how this guy loads into my lobby. He snipes me and my friends
list, and he just fucking, he just fucking picks drumglock. Like, I can't do this. I have
no idea what compels this animal to do this. But, see you later. I'm done. Fucking remove
I don't like when people add me, I accept their friend request and...
you
I don't know man, I just said like come on, look at this kid, you're not saying you're
Like you guys are not fucking Albert Einstein, bro. You guys are not Albert Einstein. None of you people are
Are like even probably above the average IQ me included. We're all fucking idiots, okay?
That's why we don't try to set new trends. We're just low IQs. Okay, like don't think you're Albert. You're not Albert, okay?
None of you are but who you ain't Albert my son brother. You are probably Albert's distant cousin that has a
You know what I'm talking about, you hate him, you understand me, just chill out, just play the meta, play human being and you'll be fine.
The time when you think you're smart is when you are the most stupid, you understand me?
Hey man, say hi to Brazil. Dota 2 is a completely different Dota 1. You can play with Bonn Fletcher please.
Please, I'm back soon I think.
Slap my monkey 69 writes in the kickchat I have high IQ.
You know what, unironically, for you to make a username on kick to be slapmonkey69, you
might have a high IQ, you might.
Either you're 14 years old or you have extremely high IQ in your savant, brother.
I think we should have to have such a useless hero.
He just shows up, he's like, oh, cap, cap, cap, he drops another ward, and then he just gets instantly hexed.
oh my life the thing is it's always the stupid fucking games right like the
stupid fucking games it's like you think you're free from them you think you're
like like safe right you think you like you don't have to play they're like oh
nice dude I'm on a win streak things are turning around and then some guy
and loosing the lobbies like,
Oh my gosh, I'm picking Alchemist support,
take fucking Ag's heroes,
and then lo- and then the lobbies just cooked.
It's just- and then Simon's like,
Oh, what hero can I pick here
that's the most fucking useless mid hero
that we will lose in 50 minutes?
Oh, it's Arc Warden, and then the game's over.
The game's just over.
Like, it's just over for a minute one.
Really no fucking chance, dude.
the goon lord is here the gooner crit the gooners here
Hey, relax, Crit. Chill out, buddy.
10 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
I
I feel this guy's name is familiar, but I can't remember in a positive or negative way.
Could be this guy's a meeple player, but I don't recall.
I'm gonna goon. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna fucking do it.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
I am Glacier, so I'm all prepared, this one is in there, prepare for battle.
Oh, BillyBits! BillyBits!
Woo!
Artizia, I was playing Fletcher with Skadi Rush, MIA Trash.
Yes, you are. Sorry to let you know that, but you are.
If you are rushing Skadi on any Dota hero, you are trash.
So, I'm moving purple soon if you keep talking.
30 seconds to battle.
The battle begins.
I mean I would like to have gotten the first blood if I'm honest about it, but I don't think she's fine.
Go butter in the litter.
Okay, GG.
I don't know how I'm missing CS in Climax, it's unacceptable, actually unacceptable.
Bro, what's going on? Where is the Lotus?
This guy is totally trash.
I guess this is by the way our first bullet, to be honest.
of
the
I'm blind.
Blind can't meet.
I'm blind.
Blind bottom.
I'm gonna kill him
Guys, what the fuck?
Lion is TP'd
What the fuck is TP'd?
What am I supposed to do?
Nothing, okay?
Well, I'm dead
your bottom tower is under the crossings
Arturia is for you
That's his private part.
He used all his skills.
No TP's for wisdom bratans, should you go get that no TP's on three of these guys.
Godmaker is my point
Why do I think I forgot?
What are you talking about, man?
Okay, he's dodging
Nice call!
Dude, you hesitated, you literally hesitated, I know what you're doing
Let's just relax and listen to another break soon, or...
Is that an insult, or what does that even mean?
No? Just say chill! It's fine.
I'll lose when you can.
I'm gonna play Unmet.
what is this?
he's on the list
yeah, he's on the list
like a boss
he's on the list
we're gonna come for stacks
it's gonna be a mess
i'm coming with time free guys
i'm gonna find a visible dickhead guys
i'm coming
i think my確 can tank this guys
I got her, I got her
I'm barbed
Oh, somebody that I used to know
I feel this game is so slow-paced why didn't we like kill them bottom like 50 times
There's a red building in English
And there's a wall
Now focus fire
I'm gonna move up on the two
that's the left side of them
they have ward as well
No robot can inform you about it, and you'll keep your bottom, I think you're right.
Can you stalk him, by the way?
I don't actually remember what you did.
Twenty seconds for two.
After this is for you.
Flowers, by the way.
You have met flowers in your room, by the way.
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be a money or something or some powder or something
You guys, I have Dassault.
You can always die.
I think he can take it, but I can't watch it.
He'll kill you.
He'll kill you.
Oh man, that was hard.
I'm in the middle.
Over here, in the middle.
I should have left.
I didn't call in my lane, I'm getting smoked 5 times.
I didn't call anything.
you're just really saving stupid
actually run guys, just in time please
right, time will be up here, we can kill him
I go first, I go first
I don't want to play with this bat so fucking
bad he just sits in his fucking lane he TP's in his shackle twice and then like
dude you know every time I show on the map they format smoke to my like map
it's actually insane this guy is just literally the nothing this game holy fuck
I'm tired of this game too I'm tired of fucking bots picking me and sucking dick
like Batook is that rich
Your middle tower is under attack Your top tower is under attack
No focus flyer at hand, I'm coming to a point.
I feel like you should just buy solar and our cores into this one.
Don't leave Python bad against the office anyway.
Hardware is the most important.
I think it's a good idea to use it as a cover.
I think it's a good idea to use it as a cover.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
What's the limit?
Big wave?
I'm staying behind wave, I guess.
They're running to flinks, probably.
Maybe they're flinks, I think.
I'm gonna try to get him, he's probably in the opposite side
I'm gonna try to get him
Where's my clarity?
I'm gonna try to get him, he's probably in the opposite side
I think he's low.
At least not that many heroes.
I'm coming bot.
This ward needs to get pushed.
I guess I'll try to get him.
I can try.
I think I can.
I can try it's a
I think that was fine
I'm gonna move the hit, I'm in
check
I'm ready!
Every triple-star, for an ancient...
...fine you spell from the smoke, I think.
landing. They just all have blanks and I'm very strong
We're together, it's just fucking impossible to go on them.
I'm entertaining this.
Nothing we wanna do.
I'm gonna try to get him.
You should fight them in Crimson.
You're strong.
I'm gonna get the EF as well.
Smoking?
That's best target for last round, by the way.
They're doing it.
I'm gonna try to catch him or not.
Waiting to see blue play like his rank for 20 minutes. That's what we're waiting for
No, I mean, I'm good
We last saw and we go to the smoke for this.
Should fight before this guy gets picked again, no no no, he cannot fight us.
What kind of fucking insult is that dude?
God, I just can't really brain that.
Tiny on hard camp, small camp
I have waiters guys, I can start
I can see them, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming
Look at the church
They're probably at the uber in the road
Hex, he's next
No sentries in me
Guys somehow
I will come to you, help me
I don't
use finger use everything
give him my number
this guy types so much I can't take it
he does his type sent huge fucking sentences
He's just type fucking huge sentences and he has no impact and it's just so boring to play
Dota like this.
This guy's boosted and he doesn't deserve to be his rank.
I don't know how he got to his rank because I think last time I remember he ranked 300.
I need to meet him.
I just can't take it.
I can't read this anymore.
I cannot read this.
I can't take it. I can't take it.
We can't go on death, so we have one stun, we can't use it on death, so I'm going to
Did you just use the last such a dragon away from me?
I hope for the best.
I'm just gonna...
Back to hell and back to hell and back and back to hell and back
I don't know how someone else is using it, am I chasing me?
I don't know.
Let's look on this ward or bot lane if they come.
Wait for ET to be almost up and you can go.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this.
They are Borem.
Top fight guys.
Top fight.
All enemy team Borem.
Careful, please.
Reward is in the 20s.
This guy is not that big, I think.
He's relying on this guy, I guess.
If he gets lost, hold in, and it doesn't matter if he gets gray, he'll die anyway.
I'm not ready.
I don't know what they're doing.
That's a tiny myth.
I mean, to be honest, bad, just try to lasso all this guy, or anyone, doesn't matter, and now I'll just ult this guy with my ults.
I'll just stun them in the mirror, but we need to lasso probably some other hero.
I'm entering, they are coming top-guessing, careful.
I need to find her.
Maybe it's for you still.
Yeah, smacked up.
Guys, guys, guys, get out, get out, get out.
They might get bot when he tears there if they come.
They'll come.
The Jesus was so...
I want to chase.
He's making it a nice run.
That's fine.
Okay, don't take power.
I just wait for our spells so I need to get another brush.
I don't know, I don't know.
It's going out before he's being slaughtered.
It's going anyone, doesn't matter her.
No, no, no.
Put the tiny, put the tiny.
I think it's a good one.
Okay, good.
Did you take the champ from Windranger?
Yeah, I took it.
I think it's a Uriana.
No, it's Uringa.
Yeah.
I got him.
Where the fuck did you get that?
Fuck your mouth, please.
I'm gonna throw a smoke here.
Not sure.
I can connect with that shard, please.
Nice.
What happened to you?
I'm still alive.
I can keep looking.
Take the Geno.
I'm going to press defusion.
I need some health to go first.
I'm going to press defusion.
I'm not gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you.
They are all in the boss, they are gonna kill me.
What are you shooting at?
Saka.
I just killed my tower and I can go with them.
The bottom tower is under attack.
I think I'm on that back end of the altos.
The bottom tower is under attack.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Attack ward.
I think there was someone there somewhere before I can scare her to go there
There's one right there
Nice
I'll just try
I'm just gonna be very low gas
He's taking out 10 of the Lotus Riding.
What the fuck is that gun?
I'm about to shock the tiny Cursing God, man.
I'm stuck here.
I don't know, that guy's bad. He's so fucking bad.
This guy ranked 600 as Slardar has more impact than him.
Of course I need a BKB, that's why I'm buying one, but I don't need a BKB, we should have
won this game 20 minutes ago, to be honest.
Problem is this bat is horrendously bad, so it's hard to play Dota, you know?
I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna smoke.
I'll still go in the middle, just need to start with Bathe and then I'll find the middle.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
I'm sick, I'm sick.
Yeah
Your middle tower is under attack
Oh, smart for the rune, 40 seconds.
I don't know about top rune.
Let me go over to the window and go on anything you want.
is under attack. Radiant structures are fortified.
Ah, a fly offencey.
I'm just trying to leave Bat to go first.
is the best I can think of, I guess.
Now I'm shipping.
Yeah, gotta go fast, cause rush can be up.
Let's go here, push the lanes, we need to go to rush fast.
I got the kill.
Where's he going?
I see him.
What do we have here, Bourne?
Look at the rune.
I should get back at that
What is he doing from there?
Oh my god
I think he's low but not that
get me jammy
tower is under attack. Your middle tower has fallen.
I can break his linkins for you.
a lot less than
right on, high ground
It's honestly impossible for them to fad it for just starting the game.
It's not as impossible for them to fad if we just start the last one, we have to use rune
Guys guys guys, behind
I don't think you're gonna make it
I don't think I'm gonna make it
Nice
South Pulse
I can break, whoops.
Oh great.
You kill one of them and buy back.
I mean you know what never mind it's fine I'm not gonna go pee and fucking chill out a bit
I think is this winner dies in literally one second I think.
Like one second I'll hit him four times and he dies so Stazz is annoying yeah.
It's not time yet.
I'm going to die by way of a light.
and
that's it, that's it, that's it.
You're forced?
I'm stuck.
Yes, that's it, I could resist.
That's just funny.
Otherwise, I don't know, if I forced the up or down, I'd die anyway, to be honest.
I don't know.
It's actually crazy that I get stuck in between a fucking hut.
There's a little hut here, and I forced into the fucking hut.
That's actually so unlucky.
But I don't know, if I forced down, maybe...
Actually, there's no way I can force down.
If I here...
No, I can't.
I don't know you actually you cannot last to human beings I think I actually can't believe
it you are so fucking bad don't ever pick me again I will gladly clavours you everything
don't think you buy it actually unbelievable this guy doesn't press bkb in any fight doesn't
last with any core that absolutely disgusting I don't know this guy's so bad I hate playing
with this guy.
This guy on the Windrunner is just sitting there hitting our base and he can't last
of him.
Manta's cooldown, Lincoln is cooldown.
Why can't he do it?
I don't understand.
Why can't he just do it?
Like what's so hard about it?
You just have to do one thing in this game, dude.
You just play back bro.
You just buy fucking blink and you just lasso people showing on waves.
It's so fucking easy.
How can this off-lane dumbass rank 150, can't do this?
Dude, his job is so easy this game.
And then you press BKB when you have fucking BKB.
Like literally, I don't know.
What's so fucking hard about this?
It's so easy dude.
He just failed to do like 10 times.
Ten fucking times you can't last so a hero. How's it possible?
Holy fuck it's impossible it's actually impossible
This line was so bad too, basically I actually don't understand, somehow like these two clowns
on offlane had more impact and all this guy does is ping me and take gait so basically
It's the most free game of all time.
Just Zerich Dota.
I don't know, this guy's rank is so fake.
It's just fucking unbelievable.
This guy's in this guy's guild.
Okay, I'm gonna remove this guy.
What's this fucking name?
Rinsic.
Goodness.
bro I would never I don't give a shit about this Epstein files I don't care
at all absolutely don't give a shit it doesn't change my life when I wake up
in the morning it doesn't change my life when I go to sleep it doesn't change
my life so why would I care about it some American shit cares about it
Radiance courier has been killed.
It changes how we view the world, the rich people are doing everything, bro, the rich
People have been doing illegal things since the dawn of time just because you know it's happening now. It doesn't change anything
It's never gonna end money buys power
Money buys exclusivity
Money makes the world go around so as long as that is still a determining factor
It will continue regardless what you think will happen. It's nothing we can do about it
Let the wheels keep spinning.
Radiant team pick.
To my fucking...
How is it apathy bro the truth is you are way too internally online you should worry
about things that actually impact your life most people concern themselves for things
that don't matter at all. Like, you should just worry about being the best person you
can be, making sure people around you are influencing you positively and you're influencing
them positively, getting rid of people who are toxic to your life, and focusing on that.
Like why care about stuff that you literally cannot change? It does nothing for you to
know that Kai Day and Tens broke up. I saw this yesterday. Who the fuck cares? They're
like 25 years old dude who cares brother it doesn't matter it doesn't matter who
the fuck cares 10 seconds remaining
five seconds remaining
your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
What do I pick?
Does it matter if you have children?
Bro, come on.
You guys can't beat this delusional dude.
But I refuse to believe it.
Bro, if it's not this, it's something else.
The world is never going to be a place for how it's easy to articulate it.
The world is full of dangers, it's full of happiness, it's everything, nothing you can
do will absolve your daughter or your your son or whoever you bring into this world it will not
absolve them of fear for when you die as a father and as a mother your kids will live on
and they will have the same problems as you did they will have the same issues unless you're like
literally filthy rich well if you're filthy rich then you won't have that many problems you'll have
different ones but you won't have like the same fear of like having no wealth, fear of health issues,
fear of like being dying alone, all these things like regardless they're gonna there's nothing you
can do. I'm not saying you can't do anything you should just kill like you know you know I'm not
saying that like I'm saying that the life is life and just worry about yourself and people you
care about and try to help them and then if everyone does that and not worry about what
fucking these random people online are doing, it'll be a better place automatically.
But if you stand there every day, you get off work, you sit on your reels for three hours
and you talk to your friends about how Kai Day and Tens are breaking up and how it affects
your life and how sad you are, bro, you need to fucking go outside or something, like Jesus
Christ.
You need to actually reassess what you're thinking about, what you care about.
Most people deserve privacy, they deserve their own life, like, millions of people talking
about them, you know, their kids as well.
You need to come, remember?
What the fuck is Trin doing?
What do you mean if it hits my family bro?
Dude, you guys are so stupid!
Seriously, stop baiting me! What do you mean if it hits my family?
What the fucking... Bro, you...
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, what does it matter?
What are you gonna change by crying about it online bro?
easy on fault lick my fucking ass bro i don't like you anyway trust me
Wait, wait, wait.
what the fuck
I get 5, I get 1, I get bodily once.
I lost like three waves I think.
the
back back
Oh no, oh no.
It's fine, I die.
Go back, go back, go back, don't die with me, please.
mk also running in this fight white white white
I slow mk
the middle tower is under attack
but this aura is really griff
no joke
He's fucking me
There will be 5 heroes here to go back
I'm all hasted
I have urn church, we can look top guys
I coming guys, I'm walking
I don't know why I'm here in this game.
I feel like you guys were just griefing this game by running into them 20 times.
The Ember is just hard countered. Why did he pick Ember into Largo? Does he not understand how this shit works or what?
So brief man.
So yesterday you picked Slardar against Largo, and today you picked Ember against Largo.
But this game, you just...
Can't have Slardar if my top is too low.
Yeah, but I mean you see their subs, right?
And you just pick Ember, it's just auto this game.
You still have no impact.
Can't fight them.
Just don't give this guy charges, and it's free fights.
I mean, I think he's completely fucking wrong, but it's okay.
Guess we're just gonna go next game.
Ember gets countered because your vessel doesn't work.
Like everything you buy, like, doesn't work.
You buy urn, doesn't work.
Vessel doesn't work. You have max chains, it doesn't work. You have max flamethrower, it doesn't work.
It's literally like the hardest counter to Ember there is. It's probably the only reason this hero even works at any capacity.
I don't know why he would fucking pick it into it. Makes no sense.
I don't know if I can play this game, but I'm actually just mauled, I think I'm literally
just mauled.
bald
mp running bot magic window
I don't really like playing with him, I don't know, I feel like he doesn't understand this game
Like, it's like this, it's like the fourth game I played with him, I think
Like, he just doesn't understand the fucking game, like he just doesn't understand it
Like...
Why the fuck do you see Ringmaster, Florego, when you pick Ember? Like...
I don't know if I should use the monkey
This camp is blocked.
and
told him it's fucking worded maybe monkey will be on this way monkey monkey
up
up up up up up up up
I should fight, there's no more primal, or we can go in here and see.
I don't know bro, honestly, I don't know what to do about this shit, this is games like
some fucking shit it's like every lane just got diffed
of
Yeah, pretty much every game actually has one among us, and this is just how Dota is
these days.
I guess it's just a standard thing to have one among us on each team.
Every team has Klaxon and I honestly don't know, I have like three among us in my opinion
but I don't know, this guy just picks the most fucking useless hero of all time.
It's really easy, it's 167, you just look at the timer and once it goes to 2 you pause
And then you take a little wee breath and then you press fucking R.
It's so easy.
It's really that simple.
Both of that o'clock so let me get my BKB first.
is under attack.
I don't consider this guy a real 88 rank, I just can't believe it, like dude, you see
Largo and Bro just picks Ember. Like Bro. Do you know what you can pick? I can tell
you like 25 mid heroes you can pick blind and you'll be fine. Void spirit, storm spirit,
flash track
well i got to think about good ones
beast master
i don't think pang was good
sand king
razor! you can pick razor against larga
sniper
Primal!
Yeah, that's about like 8-9 heroes, good enough.
10 heroes he could pick and the game is actually like playable but he actually
picks the worst hero and yesterday he did the same this game and also he did
the same thing this game like dude bro is like look at score okay score is two
in five counter pick mid like he's picking a hero that relies on this like
amplify damage versus Largo
I literally don't understand how's it even possible to have this kind of concept
like think like this you pick a fucking hero that buys vessel you pick a hero
that relies on debuffing enemies and passively shoving the fire sword up their ass, passively
doing damage over a long period of time.
A DOT if you will, okay?
And guess what?
Largo literally counters this.
You understand me?
He literally dispels your vessel, dispels your chains on a 7 second cooldown.
He alties to heal people.
DOT damage!
Whaaaaaat?
Whaaaaaat?
And this guy just picks Ember into it!
Like, what is wrong with these people, man?
This guy is like the worst concept of Dota of Ember's scene for rank 80 player.
Oh, you're chained! Oh, you're not! Oh, you're earned! Oh, you're not! Oh, DOT damage
flamethrower next! Oh, it's gone! What else we got, guys?
That's the best pick in the game, or what? Literally gives this hero a singular- This
hero is so fucking useless if you have nothing to purge. This guy sees this hero, he's like,
Hold on, let me give him a purpose. Let me give him a purpose, my son. Let me give him a purpose.
Let me give him a- let me give you a purpose. Let me lick you. I'll lick you and I'll give you purpose, my frog.
So stupid. So fucking stupid. I don't know. So stupid. Just like literally griefs the game.
Ah, that's fucking insane.
How much of a mom was that game?
Honestly, don't deserve to lose a mom for that game, I don't.
I really don't.
That's like 20 points. It's a fucking Toby lobby this guy lobby and I don't know
Scofield looks like he's either drunk or hasn't played in like years don't know
which one it is
Yeah, I was ddr swimming, is he playing right now?
What's the hex is there man?
I wanna make a coffee. I'm gonna get a good reset going.
I'm gonna get a little bit of a reset. You know what I'm talking about.
Let's go!
I was thinking while I was making my cup of coffee, I actually, even though I wasn't a
huge win streak yesterday the games were like really bad equally like this game I
remember my bristle back he literally just farmed so he was really score so
he's one in four and then basically he doesn't interact with the game for like
about to here and so for about ten minutes this guy AFK farmed a vanguard
grieves against Slark AA. It's like these games are so brain dead. Like people don't
even know why they pick heroes. Like I thought maybe there is some logic for people's drafting
but I don't think there is. I actually don't think there is. Like this guy sees AA and
Largo first two and he picks Bristleback into Largo AA. And I'm just like I'm like
Okay, I don't know like and then he I thought he has an idea of what he's gonna do. He buys grieves against a a
Bro read this item. Let's read it together chat. Let's read it guys guardian aura
grants 2.5 health regen and 1.5 regen to all allied units if
You fall below 25% HP your health regen increases by 12
Okay, 12 HP regen when you're low and
and the active which is a dis spell and 325 heal so basically 90% of the item
does not function against ancient apparition unlucky though you actually
can see the hero in the before you buy items you can actually see the enemies
you play against I don't know
Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. Dyer's top tower is under attack.
Turn up! This guy's crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something.
Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. Dyer's top tower is under attack.
I'm looking at you're right. I like it. I gotta focus up whoo
Hoorah, hoorah!
Don't pick me. Do not pick me, Radiant. Do not pick me. Do not. I don't want to play with BB3 money, okay? I don't want to play with this guy.
If I get picked by another captain I don't want to pick, I'm running down mid. I am running down mid. I am running down mid. I am running down mid. I am running down mid.
I'm not playing support so we might lose 40 points and I'm gonna move on my life.
I know this guy, he plays good, it's maybe smurf
Yeah, I don't care
It's epileptic smurf, Nightfall
Well that's even better, I'm gonna go double carry and ruin the game more
You hate Nightfall?
Yes, I do
Bitch
Why is anyone Rubik?
What was the guy?
I put Pudge, right?
I'm just gonna buy...
One first Brazer, don't you need Solring?
You don't need Solring, do you?
I thought you need Solring.
.
.
.
.
.
Another shitstain on the battlefield.
This guy just didn't press very far.
and
I'm kind of enraged.
I've never seen you in real life you're getting fucking bop to little pussy so good don't
just have fun with it
start start
that's hard, huh?
Oh, shit.
Please.
Just taking my XP.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
just taking my xp, just sitting here taking my fucking xp, it's unbelievable actually
Nice thing is I can just farm in this game, I don't care.
I'll play the same, in the next video, I'll be showing you how to play this game.
I'll be showing you how to play this game.
Can this fucking baboon stop following me taking my xp like what's wrong with this idiot
Almost got him, boys.
Oh, can you just go back to match fixing games and shit, this shit's fucking boring.
Playing with you is the same every game.
Just go back to match fixing, bro.
The scene needs you. I haven't failed. Another one will rise up.
Go, go, go.
Yeah, it's fun. Four heroes in my lane and you're on the discord with your Russian buddy sitting there, jerking off.
four times bottom lane and Beast sat in front of me and did not press any buttons so I'm kind of done
go enjoy lobby
we're gonna win game what the fuck
I don't think we really win game drop that I don't think somebody there's a tree right on top of me right now if you want to put a century
no our start did really great job we're still in game game is decent
Largors the most blowbroking here
Drasmute Chazer
Soon you'll need some money to afford some kalbasah, right blue, so I'll be waiting for your time
Yeah, I also need some kalbasah, blyat
We need cigarettes and Kalbasas, the lifestyle.
Holy cringe, describing your life, it's cringe, yeah, living it is another thing though.
Good punishing the clinks guys, good job setting four heroes in top lane, you're punishing
good.
Let me check your quick, oh shit.
What?
You didn't shut him down?
amazing oh let me check thinker real quick oh shit you didn't kill a star
either oh wow amazing stuff yeah
yeah I did lose my lane yep my egos really hurt right now when you said I
lost my lane yeah we didn't get first blood no we didn't you know listen keep
keep boosting, keep getting your rank up, eventually you can get into some team like
Ivan, you can go match fix a little bit, you can get a nice retirement, it's all good though,
keep it up.
Explain why my cringe, playing in a lobby with you is cringe, the fact that you can
matchfix and not get banned is cringe I don't need proof I know the exact kind of person
you are it doesn't matter you don't you're not held accountable for your actions why
would I be held accountable for anything I do if I could just call you matchfixer because
you are don't need to prove it right why what's wrong with it I can and I will
I can I'm doing it right now you told me some things like you're a grown man that
I cannot tell you some things, and now you tell him that the sub-truth is the same.
No, you told someone to kill himself over a video game, it's completely different.
What the fuck are you being a pussy about?
Anyway, I'll just beat everyone.
I'll just beat everyone and just continue on my day, I guess.
I just drink black coffee, I don't put anything in it, I just drink black coffee, I don't put
anything in it. I mean dude I don't like this guy I think he's a garbage human
being and I know what he is and yet I marked the enemy team and he picks me
anyway and to help the second thing is I don't even have any help no one tipies
to defend tower, no one TP's to help me on tier 2, like, nobody helps me in this game
to come back. They're running at clinks and feeding this guy kills instead. So it's like,
I don't know. To me, it doesn't make sense. I am just trying to play the game and people
like this guy exist. And they're antagonizing me, so they're surprised when I antagonize
them back it says it's interesting apparently I'm not allowed to flame
people back either as soon as I start flaming someone I get called up why are
you flaming your 30 years old like I don't know it's ridiculous like arguing
with these kinds of people it's just so bizarre it's like they it's like they
shoot you like a digital shotgun they shoot you and then you take out your
digital shotgun you shoot them back and they're like whoa what bro you can't do
Do them, bro! With the killing, dude!
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I was spoiled kid bro I guarantee your mom so does your laundry don't even chat please
with the momentum it's fine
it's just one game
it's fine it's not a big deal
I'm bored, I obviously have this anything.
People are going kai, Ashman, that stuff, because I think pure did it in some games
and they won, but I don't think it's good every game.
There are some variants, I think you should think about it.
about how the fight's gonna go.
your middle
has fallen
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower has fallen your middle tower is
why do people say you don't need mana problems in your army?
you do, don't you?
let's say if you don't soar in you can maybe have mana drop though
your ancient is under attack
your ancient is under attack
Unlucky.
Is it 40?
No it is...
Every night is kind of the same story dude. Fuck! It's like yesterday was an anomaly
because yesterday I won like
10 games in a row, right?
Or 9 games in a row.
I want 9-
9 games in a row.
And today it's like the inverse, I feel like.
I just don't know why these fucking monkeys pick me.
I asked-
I actually marked the other team.
I don't like him.
He doesn't like me.
Why does he pick me?
I don't understand it.
He doesn't even need a carry player.
He has a carry player.
It makes no sense.
Then this guy first picks Beast,
then wants a double carry.
And this guy literally picked me for this.
Like, it's just like-
It's so fucking dumb that I have to be in this lobby with this guy.
Like, it's so dumb.
Like...
Yeah.
I mean you can't avoid, this makes sense, when you load into a lobby, you pick a Drafting,
right?
Unless immediately you won't be in the same lobby as the person at all, which means I think
that would probably be very limited to like 5 people.
But if I could, I would, that sounds great.
If I could avoid 5 people in matchmaking, I would be literally climbing so fast.
I mean, hi, Elo Lobby.
It depends on the captains.
The problem is the MM system is just fucked.
I don't know if that's right though, I don't remember, is that better than most of the
most games? Is that even true? I feel like, dude, seasonal matchmaking is so much of a
stronger concept that's tried and tested over many different games. Like, the reason that
every game follows a seasonal reset is because it's also easy for the game developer to patch
the game. It's easy to release things like battle passes. It's easy to kind of have people
have a cycle, like plan out a cycle. I think like, the Oda system is trash.
I'm the reason I lost the game, bro.
I died, I respawned, I walked to my lane, because there's four heroes in my lane.
My TP, I don't TP, so I wait, I walk to my lane, I sit there in my tier two, they dive
me in my tier two, nobody TP's, I respawn, I TP to tier two, they dive me again in tier
two, nobody TP's, so I'm level four Omni Knight, I'm minute 10.
Then this guy comes next to me and takes my XP on Beastmaster.
How's that my fault or toxic?
In any of those circumstances, I just objectively told you what happened.
My team sat mid with level 4 support Kanka and level 4 support Beastmaster and attacked
a tower mid.
There's no way you can code a system where MMR should be linked to performance in individual
games.
That's ridiculous.
That will never work.
It's never going to work.
even with the power of AI it will never work. I think it's just Valve. I think Valve is
slowly hands off. I think Valve stopped caring about CS2 matchmaking. They just kind of said
you know what, FPL faced it, they're going to deal with it. And same with Dota. Dota,
they have not done anything about matchmaking for a long time and they probably never will.
Um, I don't know, to me it's not that hard to fix, but like I think it should be one every year one season.
I think multiple seasons throughout the year, maybe it's not great.
I can see the appeal of having less seasonal changes.
I just think they fucked the game up by double downs.
The concept of being able to determine whether a game means more or less to other people in the game other than the like
Basically having some games mean more or less for people in the lobby. It's not good
Everyone should benefit the same way every game
Like you can't you should not be able to produce lobbies that some guy gets 80 points for for a win and some people get 40 points for a win
Like it should never be like this
Like, they've ruined the game because of the system.
Matchmaking, like I know there's a lot of good players at top 500 that are stuck.
Like it's extremely hard to get out of a certain range of MMR because people are boosted into
it and immortal drafting means that you can literally pick for plus 10 every game.
You can actually have a 90% win rate if you just draft plus 10.
It's a stupid system.
It's just nobody really, people have accepted it
for what it is.
I don't
care about the rank, I care about enjoying myself. It's like, I'm not even like objectively
speaking, let's just be okay. Let's be objective about it. Let's have like a let's let's let's
throw our preconceptions out the window here. Okay, let's just look at what's happened in
the last three games. Okay, let's start with this game. And this fourth game, we can look
at it, but I don't really care at first. So this game, this guy boosted player, I don't
know how he got his MMR. I played against him 10 times. I can tell you, I swear to God,
this guy is ranked 300 or like probably worse. Objectively, maybe 200 to 5300 like Klaxon
level, right? And this guy is the captain of the game and therefore has the priority
of drafting. He can draft anybody. So he just loads into lobbies and drafts the best players
drafts mean crit, right? In the lobby. And he is little dude, in a 21 minute game, he
He has four contributions to the game.
Two kills, two assists.
He can't even blink lasso heroes.
He can't.
He actually could not blink lasso hero the whole game.
I have no choice.
I have to be on this guy's team.
I have to.
I have to play with this guy on my team.
And I have to lose for minus 30 MMR game because he picks the highest MMR in the lobbies.
Okay, next game.
This game.
I have to play with Toby.
He picks me early in the draft.
I have no say in this. I have no say. He picks me. He's 0-9. Wait, this block, sorry. He's
0-9. He's 0-9, dude. This guy picks Ember into Largo. No impact. Like, it's over. Game's
done. Next game I load into, I mark Direteam. This guy picks me. This guy double carries.
This guy picks Conka support. And now I have to play this lobby. Look, I have no say, right?
just have to play it. So the system's fucked, because people are in positions because of
double down tokens. That's why people like, you know, like Thompson's struggling, what's
his rank here actually? Like he's struggling to get out of this rank, because people load
into these lobbies, they pick him early in the draft. So you have to maintain like a
60% win rate to climb. Like for Thompson, for people who are in this range where there
MMR maybe is not a good, like it's not people don't view tops as a rank 300 right like objectively about it
Okay, so obviously the drafters they loaded he loads in the game
They pick them early in the draft which means that he's gonna play a minus 30 or 40 game
And so that means you have to maintain a 65% win rate
Like you have to maintain 65% win rate
So like when you load into a stream in like his his his record is 6-4
He probably just went even for the day, you know, he probably went even for the day
It's it's it's hard. It's fucking hard to get out of this fucking prison. That's why my name is climbing out of the pit like Batman right now, brother
Because it's just like the is it's the mortal draft system is fucking total trash
You can queue at like 6 a.m.
You can queue at 6 a.m. With your friend
You can just pick him every game like if you're ranked 200 and
And you pick your friend who's ranked 600 you can just pick him every fucking game
And you'll probably win more than 60% of the games and you could do that every single night
Which I know some guy does I know there's a streamer his name
I think is a mono like he he went from rank 300 to rank 130
He low he queued at 2 a.m. Europe time with his friend
He just picks him every fucking game and they just picked the most broken cores
They pick Largo off lane and I don't know SF carry and every game they just win
It's really easy like the system is fucking trash
It's just a trash system like people can literally go again like just abuse it
There's a lot of people, like I know one of them dream as well, there's a lot of like
rank 70, rank 80, rank 90, rank 100 people who play at 3am Europe time just to get into
the lobbies like where and they know all the ghouls.
They know the ghouls, they queue with their friends, they don't pick the ghouls and they
pick their friends and then sometimes they end up with the ghouls but it's fine because
they have their friend with them picking meta and they can still win.
Like, I see it dude, I see it dude, I played Dota a long time, I understand, like, that's
why the system is at its core, fundamentally not sound, like, it's just a fucked up system.
I thought about actually asking Gunner, if you honestly just play, we queue together kind
of, effectively like I pick him every game late night and we just play, and we play meta
heroes probably will climb together because I think he's also he's also stuck I think
he's in like some hell of like 530 and I don't think he's a 530 player obviously but he's like
he's playing at a very very bad time every night and it's it's hard to climb you need to know people
you need to know people you need to know who is your enemy you need to know who is not
you gotta pick good heroes like it's sort of like it's like an external system
Like it's not really about Dota eternally anymore.
This guy also used to be rank 100, I don't know what happened to him.
Okay, like this Atachi guy, he's a grief, I'm not picking him.
Arya also a grief, I'm not picking him.
See, I know the ghouls, I know the ghouls in this lobby.
I'm not even gonna try, I'm just gonna play this game, like this.
There's too many ghouls in this lobby.
Oi, oi.
Yo guys, I need to ask you guys a question, do you want this Arya guy who greifer or
you want to play plus 10?
i say aria 682 griefer dog shit trash
but plus ten game
three thirty
you want more or but this guy's a big griefer to it i don't know
okay
for asin bet
It's gonna be fine.
Can you play 5 orange?
Maybe Teal, you play, I don't know, we need someone to support us.
Can you play Mid? If not, I'll give you a Warlock.
Okay, so the sky just picked Bristol back mid.
Yeah, you go heal and I'll just trade with him.
I boss
Are you more despair or winning?
No, I'm winning, I'm winning
Oh, nice, nice, I'm more despair
Nice
Nice
this guy has less than 30 willow games are we gonna lose to this guy I don't
think so
I really hope this guy knows what he's doing.
So we want to position here and maybe skill the fatal bonds
I can take one bottom we have bonds we have bonds guys we have bonds
I want to book charges, guys.
Stop spamming, you guys are going to feed.
Okay.
Are you guys...
I don't know, this guy is using my too much.
It's fine.
I mean, I called it.
It would have been possible if we were in position.
Now here's bombs.
of
and
One second, I'm gonna rework.
He has a mango here, yeah he can mango Q so I'm just gonna heal myself, okay maybe stack
small double bond them just push wave and let's go
Hello miss.
He's here.
Two men just coming.
two men was coming
i think it is
thank you scurllllll
fucking farm the whole fucking wave
I'm coming, I'm coming. I won't let him get this.
I think I should not make it. This guy just let me just take it and lock it. What the fuck?
Storm, use TP-Bots.
You can take it.
Sir need your covivity hard job ahead of me. Please come on. I need you
Do you want word on mid bristle
Why does it say it's active what
That's a fucking scam.
Can you come heal me?
Call me for real, yeah.
What the fuck is happening over here?
We can kill this guy maybe on Largo, he doesn't know.
Okay, not the worst.
I almost lived so close.
I think I like half a second I could have lived.
What's happening?
Am I just sitting top lane as a carry or what the fuck is going on?
Why is Slark sitting bottom not laying as bad?
Fucking makes no sense.
So, this all good though.
Okay.
What's this guy's issue?
Am I coming?
Am I coming?
Maybe you can go slow?
This is super killable.
Nice!
Good day!
Nice!
It's me, Mario!
Yeah, we can kill Orgo, I think, if we bait his Q, we can vessel him.
I want to Q himself.
It's okay, it's okay, you're fine.
Yes, I think that's the one.
If they go on you, I can TP and kill Storm, I think it's okay.
I can take my tower for sure, no longer though, if they come they're dead to go down, I'm going
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna Slark use the ult, and then I'm gonna say that's bad for everyone.
Oh dude! I got baited dude!
I got fucking baited! No ult Slark, no ult Slark.
Hold on.
It's fine, it's fine, back.
This Slark is such an animal. Like he's literally not laning this game. He's just roaming. Look at his items.
Like it's like actually insanely like AI scripted fucking items.
Oh my god. Is he dead?
Ugh. He's dead!
I'm dying, I'm gonna go for a wisdom maybe guys.
I don't think he will, because I'm here actually.
I kinda want xp with her
not behind you but
yeah
I stormed up her
what the fuck is wrong with this Lord, I don't understand
I don't understand this game.
I don't understand this game.
What is he doing on Slark?
What is he doing?
What is he fucking doing?
Can this guy just farm?
Why are you suiciding the whole game?
Holy shit dude, I don't understand this game.
I'll use bugs in a moment.
My Hunter is one of the best shows I've ever watched in my life.
I'm watching the Pluribus right now, but I gotta be honest, that American lady is pissing
me the fuck off.
I understand, obviously, it's like the intent, it's like the actor, you know, like, not the
actor, it's like the point of the character, but holy shit, she's so fucking annoying.
Hey guys, please kill him, he used ult on Stark.
I don't know how this... I have no words. I honestly don't have words. I have no fucking words.
I have no fucking words. He's just literally tabbing and looking where I am and just running
there and they're on a group.
I'm trying to cover you, it's a new store group down there, it's not enough.
That's close.
We must have Warkin on Weaver, so he can make it easy.
He's just gonna run back a little bit.
This is not a time, he's just gonna do this again.
I mean, he can't.
We see the need.
Let's give it a go.
We're working on Weaver, we can go smoke on runes and find...
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I don't feel the dust.
Yeah, I can, I can.
Guys, I think Bristle wants to rush.
Can you bugz?
I'm gonna rush.
Speed mentor now, Churchill.
This guy couldn't even run at me again, I was gonna farm a single creep this game.
Don't fight me now guys, we should go talk with my nenta.
Just saving golden protorments up.
There's Lotus, there's one more here.
We don't have Bristol, we're not bad at metaconing.
We can walk along where.
Did you press smoke?
Just press it.
We can literally wait, just wait.
They are going to come like this, we can wait.
I think we're slarkers not there.
Yeah, it's super fun.
Largo here.
Largo was a good kill.
I'm gonna hit him.
I'm lagging.
I guess he's just, I don't know why he's not working.
We need to get lasso on the Orgo or he will just spam heal.
Maybe just let Batrider of Tosh farm.
What is this guy doing?
I don't understand, what am I watching?
Dire instructions are fortified.
I will also get glimmer like in super useless solos.
I'm bad it doesn't have blink so he will just run around with haste.
We need to go on Largo, if we do not use Orchid on Largo, he will just go on Orchid, so just we need to go on him.
If we can kill a Largo without me using mana void then I can't, in storm can't fight.
It's just like ideal.
Looks like they're all here, don't know what they're doing, but we go push top.
I think we're happy to farm this game, we don't need to force anything.
storm just zipping like crazy care care go back from bot they they go in full speed
out out out out out
Okay, it seems like on the map it's fucking drawing huge, just fucking lines.
Okay, I want this camp still to farm them.
Stack for me.
of
this guy is so sweet
You put heal on me or what?
I am told me to put you that was kind of
we were doing two separate things in time but I don't know we are fighting
without bristle and I have my agon come
That's just wait for-
Whyyyy whyyyy whyyyy can't they just fucking fight together with this baboon?
Why does it everything have to be so fucking random in this game?
Like every time bristle is just on the corner of the map, they're smoking without fucking
be with my item my 4k gold item coming
guys I'm tilting harder you don't need 20 items to fight in this game you can
farm items through heroes through kills can you please just fight this guy has
Like 12k net worth on a fucking stock okay before they get
Great, great job.
6th entry 3 ops.
Dude this game is fucking good.
That's permanent.
That's worth it all guys.
Keep being, kill them dying maybe.
Here's no mana, no mana, no mana.
I've worked it, I've worked it.
Yeah, Exhaust, you're kind of fucking feeding right now, I'm gonna call on me and tell him
about this game.
He can't go on Storm, we can double press Orc at Weaver, just together we insta-seem
I think we've got someone here, okay?
Close, close.
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, okay we're not backing I guess.
Just chill a bit, I'm no goon.
I go top wave, big wave.
I'm still here
You wanna smoke?
I got one to smoke, yes
I'm showing top
I'm on the same
I was still on the same
Kill anyone, it doesn't matter Largo? Largo no BKB. I'll Orc in the match there.
I'm going to storm, I'm going to storm
The enemy's top tower has shone.
What the fuck? The other is in the council. Is he crazy or what?
Let's go!
I'm almost tired of this, it was fucked
What a fucking hard game this was, bruh
What a hard fucking game
Dude, S-Y-X-66 on kick-roll. Listen. Dude, all you write is stuff that you doubt to me.
You want to see me fail. You literally, when I buy Orchid, you want the enemy to fucking
just destroy my computer, blow up my computer, I fucking miss out to come and fucking eat
What what are you praying for brother? We say it all here's the fucking chance, bro
bro
This guy is writing no, but if I first lark storm a smiley face storm magic damage
Lol another orchid for storm you already have one and weaver lol
Bachelor is better than ah
And then he's like I wonder why artesis rank 200 I wonder why you have the ability to voice your opinion
Because I let you motherfucker you understand it do you understand it, bro?
Do you understand it? It's because I give you the ability to type in my chat. You understand it?
That's all good
Dude, the kick AI auto mod, this guy wrote women's rights and it just got auto modded
and it says AI mod hate.
What the fuck?
What's wrong with this shit dude?
Jesus.
I don't care about the awards, stop asking me to open up my awards, I don't care about
this.
I ain't going to do it.
I don't know if AM is like a reasonable hero to pick though against Largo.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean the lane it's chill, it's free farm.
But yeah, I don't know.
I should that video that I recorded with Quaifka in Netherlands the character list it seems
like a lot of people liked it. I was surprised. A lot of people messaged me and said like
it was a great, great content. Thank you for doing more. I was actually really surprised
about it.
Your enemy is trying to pick.
Trin guys Trin please please don't stop what you're doing right now. Stop everyone. I'm gonna cook it right now
Okay, go ahead Miro
Your turn to pick 10 seconds remaining your turn to pick
Wisp!
It's about the mid, right?
Carry?
Okay, okay.
This BH is a ghoul, he fed 25 kills where I'm playing against a bro that's good, what
Oh god, that's oh, yeah, you don't have a like oh, yeah, you don't have a like, whoa
Think I've lost it. I think I've lost it
So it's okay. We're gonna date tonight voice tonight. I'm getting I'm going another date
So it's it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good with the hand cream in my arms right now
Rub it a little bit
I won't even remember this fight.
You can't cheat, dad.
It's too late, I think. Maybe Gondar gonna break our smoke.
Invoker's literally just fucking smoking a cigarette or some shitty incul-
can you wake the fuck up invoker you idiot
How did we lose what?
How we lose with Pudge?
I'm dead.
Pudge, tell me right now, are you in a running game or are you just having fun and having
a good time?
What?
Let me go, let me go.
Grenade! Grenade!
Grenade!
Let's go, bro. Good, good.
He's fucking tranquil boots dude, ha ha ha ha!
Where's Ty?
Did he get no TP or something?
That's good for a tide.
Level 3 tide, okay.
Looks like we lost.
I'm aiming the enemy tanks.
Bouncy top.
guys upset he's asking his tide right now he's flaming him why aren't you pressing
gosh you fucking animal piece of shit and then I'm just sitting there and I'm
hoping he buys back or something. Yo guys my Spidey sense is telling me this guy
died one more time he's gonna buy back I think he TP bought. He's probably mid
bounty mid
Yeah for sure bounty mid by the way, for sure, whoops.
What's my end was never in question.
I'll just have to spot some on this map and come in here and have a look at it.
Okay maybe don't see bottom now I don't know where he is, he's been off map all the time.
I can't buy a clutch Where the fuck is bounty?
This is gonna be the fuck out right now
I thought this guy had top command bin
That's kind of funny, I'm not even mad with that.
You can kill him top again, I have OP T-Sune.
No damage.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'm coming, coming, coming.
You're near your tower, the damage is coming.
Tish, tish, tish, tish, tish, tish, tish, tish, tish, tish.
Guys, he's upset.
I'll be up.
someone gating
who the fuck was gating
who gated?
oh he cancelled
We need uh, maybe some strike.
I'll give it to this guy.
Need more sacred bro, relax.
It's Dota, too stressful game.
I'll give it to him.
It's Dota 2 stressful game
It's like I'll push wave first, yeah.
Can you buy Vassal locker?
Yeah, I'll push wave first, yeah.
Awesome.
He's strafing like a beast.
I don't know
Can you see where he is?
I don't know, I think he's not there
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
Why is this looking even blocked?
So random
Let's go back to the first
I'm pretty sure this podge is going by by the way, I'm like 60% sure.
your bottom tower is under attack
I'm gonna watch you.
Let that go.
Here we go, guys.
Dude!
What did you guys?
I'm just gonna push up top tower, guys.
I'm just gonna get him.
That's okay.
I can't get out of here
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him
I can't get out of here
I'm gonna tip it guys
If you just walk away, very good
Oh, oh, oh
Mars, Mars, bro
F***, you're on the ground, are you okay?
It's okay, there's a bad movement by bad, very bad.
Let's take a bat out of that bad one, Tipe.
Is that a Huckin' Booter, or something?
I thought I was going to throw a bounty or something
I don't have fucking mana, dude!
Dude, if I had mana, I swear we'd get like 5 teamwifes.
It's all good though.
Oh yes, nice kill.
Oh yeah, good.
Nice, good job, Pudge. Keep pushing top lane, we can connect to you later.
I
Push way fast in the vibe we wouldn't smoke in outside
Bro one second fight it doesn't matter. It's a fucking pop at 2 a.m. It doesn't fucking matter just go
They're gonna kill you, bro!
Come on come on!
Oh, Cinema!
Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Thread, Thread, oh, yeah.
Oh, I didn't see the build, I didn't know what to do.
Oh my God, fucking God, they didn't even fucking read it.
it welcome to my lobby is my friend
dude this potch just ran I can't live this griefs is fake it doesn't do anything
but let's just I I gotta go chill in like you know
Probably need to go take tower guys somewhere.
Okay, if I bot, really used.
I can't choose, I can't, I can't
Barge is here
I don't know
Okay, we can fight now Mars.
Okay, no ravage guys. I think we're super strong now to fight.
fuck dude I'm watching mid
They're not fighting with me
Tide is not keeping by the way
Maybe we'll work it soon on swatches
I don't think I need to kill him, I need to kill him.
I think we should play top, I kind of want to rush, I like fight for rush, I can gait
some.
He completed Orc, they're going to try to pick off with Orc at reload.
I'm just in the back. Fuck it.
I hate this.
I'm very strong right now, right now.
Got a touch.
Why do I don't proc?
Yeah, we can kill him 100%.
If you land a big Roshi hook, he'll be fucking...
Oh, yeah, let the fuck to chill out.
We have double-dead on the team, no more.
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm just gonna push for my arena. I'm gonna push for my arena. I'm double two in this da.
Can we go rush? I don't like the plan, so...
You can take wave, oh fuck.
I got it bro, guys. Bad BKB.
I got my TB cancelled.
He's alone, he's alone, he's alone, he's alone.
No, no, no.
You will never kill him
Yeah, we will never kill him
Oh, I'm really mad
Okay, sure, sure, that's it
No coming from the right
I'll just hook
Keep it fucking out
Move, fucking pudge, you idiot
You're fucking fat ass blocking my ass, dude
Okay, man
You're not doing this, huh, bro?
Yeah, just like
Holy shit, this stupid fucking podge dude!
Guys, can I ask for one thing this game?
Just stop taking random fucking fights.
Please just listen.
This tide, if you press arena, he dies.
He dies very fast.
He's not tanky.
I need Mars when you see 4 heroes bot to kill time.
You can go Rosh.
He dies in arena, but you need me I think for damage.
This is so far dude, is this really normal?
They're gonna gait, they're gonna gait guys too.
Is there going to be a bounty with Orc and running through something?
Nice! Good kills!
I kind of know.
Oh
No tether
I don't know, I just actually haven't been present in a single teamfight with Mars Arena.
In a 24 minute game I have not attacked a hero in Mars Arena this game.
It's not a fucking human game.
This game, it's not human.
There are no humans in this lobby.
Why can't I hit an arena one fucking time in this game?
Dude.
Go ahead and kill them, please.
It's all good, guys?
I'm going to go to the left, I'm going to hit them with this.
I'm going to...
I'm not going to fight with other arena, okay?
Well, something good will not happen.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
So close to the fuck.
This game is winnable for sure.
It's a bit of a brain dead game that we should never, should have won by now.
They're TP top.
TP top.
I think we can fight guys tight tb top if you see units here we fight here
Oh beautiful, oh beautiful, holy shit.
We can force BKB, go go go, first one.
Arena, arena.
Nice.
It's good, it's good.
Guys, maybe you smoke?
No, no, I'm farming I'm farming
I'm gonna only find this game
close close
and
I don't want you to die beneath him.
Fucking pauses this my dead or something
I need more cigarettes
those are everywhere
I have uh
silvers
What is this guy doing by the way in front of a base that we a podge
Holy shit, okay last OCD boys. I
Okay, nice job, Podge good bait, my friend, nice arena spear, good job everybody all across.
We need to take back outposts when you have chance, I'll take.
He used Ravage, right?
No.
Oh, okay.
Okay, well maybe we can't really fight. Let's just push lanes, get ready for pick-off.
Guys, if that lasts for me, I think I'm tanking up. I hope I'm right.
Okay, thank you.
and whoop the seat
yo poach come top like this we kill this guy
we can get double kill okay? yeah shasaka e
if i push it push it bat okay? push it bat and
oh fuck the ring torn it seems like it
Right, I didn't know that I had a hold on that.
Yeah, let's go, uh, maybe some tide in mid lane or some shit.
Okay, I need one, there's three seconds, three seconds, oh wait, wait.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I cannot stay.
They're just fucking running at me, help.
Ah, this game is so random, dude.
But their swarm is just up and there's not doing it
They remember us
This play plague one racks in both sides
I'm dead guys, I'm dead
Damn, he's in the rock
Okay, okay
Let's take out my Wooks
You can kill bad guys in fight
Go bad, go bad, go bad, if you check out
I'm also up in 5, Roche is up too, we can go Roche.
Forge.
No cold, damn it
Not cold, good
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go take Muslim.
can do thorn
I don't know
Where is the patch?
I need to get TP scroll once I guys don't get don't fight
I think it's here to scout, we'll have a buyback soon.
We'll be eating some shit.
I think it's here to scout, we'll have a buyback soon.
We're getting some shit.
I have some...
I have some...
Both bad guys.
I just played now, but still, it's fine.
Right.
I use VTB's new health after.
Yes, look.
Need bloodthorne, this guy will need a hooker.
I can't believe this shit is working, just bloodthorne.
I mean, their position vibe has a heart, so this game's kinda coped.
I just this lack of Lotus is a big fucking problem I don't think Dean Volker should be
the guy with the lotus or you're on the scene
I'm trying to battery only
I don't think I talked too much this morning
I don't know man, these games shouldn't be this hard.
They shouldn't be this hard at all.
I seriously don't know like why these games are so hard.
Like what the fuck is this?
Like I mean I guess it's just like a cheese game.
Actually Wisp has a heart, right?
This is not normal to have a holy locket heart on position 5 like this, it's just not normal.
And then your position 5 has a fucking 8th of lens.
Thank you.
I mean the reason I bkb'd and ulted is that in any case like if I don't press if I press
alt they'll walk away if I press bkb and I don't alt I'll get bloodthorned on respawn
so regardless I need to fucking commit when I saw I fucked up I should have just bkb'd
the ravage. I saw the ravage, I let it and I let myself get stoned by it. But the problem
was, he casted arena at the same time he casted ravage, so I need to commit to the arena.
Like basically, once he pressed arena, I have to press BKB ult and I have to kill Wisp
immediately. If I do not do this, we lose. So I fucked up even before. It wasn't even
about pressing BKB at the same time, it was about that once he pressed arena, I need to
fucking press like basically we mean this but Mars we need to fucking kill two heroes
in arena it's hard obviously but the game is hard but there it needs to happen it doesn't
matter if I die with nothing with ages we still lose the fight because we don't have
stun. Our stun is dead. But it's hard to see that because you're bad. That's fine.
Also, I don't know why he has this talent.
Hello bro Peru, hello Yugi Dota, how are you doing today?
This is just a fucking full support lobby or what?
I need to pick
Yo, someone take Bat, go pick Bat
He picked Bat 100% trust, go
Do it
Bat guys, pick it
Okay, I lied GG
Well now you're playing offline Bat, good luck brother
to pick a lot of children can play but he said to me on he messaged me on the
Facebook
The
Otherwise there's so many bristlebacks isn't it Cyril? It's all trash.
I am ready.
Bright and breezy.
It's in the bag.
Be careful battle.
Who's squandering there, what?
It's in the bag mate.
Yeah go on you see if it's not.
Open it up and see if it's not in there.
I'm telling ya.
It's a lock mate.
30 seconds to
turn up this guy is crazy fucking gotta be on my son or something
fucking like Batman
fight for me
It's like it's Magnus Gary.
I'm gonna mute you soon, GKL.
I see, I see.
I guess I'll go back.
That's why I swapped you back, Lala Trony.
He's better than me.
He's better than me, isn't he?
I'm coming bro, I'm coming.
Uh, I dropped one, clarity.
Can kill him.
We're open, hard camping, you have the chance.
I don't know what I'm doing there.
I'm not gonna kill them all.
I dropped two.
He doesn't have purge right now, like 5 seconds.
this guy blocking moving weirdly what's going on I guess he's just low rank so
What's this?
Tiny can't rotate at all, okay, here's a keyboard section.
I have a problem with my fucking chikiro on my light side and go back to the side.
Tiny is still top.
I don't know, this is not how you play tanking.
By the way, sitting top and using mana on a f***ing Sven is not for me.
Vyper TP, Vyper TP, get out.
Get out, get out.
I have to help the dude, Steven Barron.
top here and I can help you.
I'm in top spot, just don't feed them
Come on, come on
I'm not used
No RQ, no resource
It's tiny going to TP top you think?
It's fucking clown.
Largo TPing bot, this guy is...
I'm gonna go through.
I'm done.
I did it.
what kind of human does this play instead of farm this wave on hoodwing like it makes
no sense like these people are so awful like who the fuck would do that on hoodwing actually
Like he just literally lost one wave.
No questions asked though, no questions asked.
and
I think I can you get we have cut up with both of them. Yes, yes, I'm coming
The enemy's bottom tower has spawned, your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
fucking pussies
Is there any ancient stacks?
Anyway, it's probably useless.
We can kill him, I'm sorry.
What's up guys, he's baiting.
There's no way he doesn't...
Dude, if I die there, I'll be fucking mauled.
Cause this batch just...
Baited me almost.
Where the fuck did they go? They were looking for me or something?
What?
what the fuck is this guy doing? like what is going on with his passing?
no fucking smoking fuck you, respectful
uh no macropaid though
hey guys they have an axe, they're gonna 5 man
I think we need to wait for a better opportunity, okay they're kinda separated kinda
I feel like they see us, and they're baiting something.
We're gonna need to die.
Let's fucking go boys!
Thank you, thank you.
I can TP top with my blink guys, we can fight, we can fight, we can fight.
You just literally did that so I wouldn't get the kill, it's unreal.
You know, the ultimate chat move is leaving a little golem for these assholes.
that's a Largo Largo you're gonna come cut the wave right now
is under attack
I can go in like two seconds on the stupid shit
That's Europe ping, that's actually Europe ping, that's actually Europe, okay give them
One time, I'll go peek. We can maybe rush.
fucks this guy there
did we rush guys? they didn't told me either way
how did you guys kill them?
sorry bros, I went to go pee
didn't catch the action
go rush, bristle back
I think I'm dead
If you die it's your fault
Yeah, it's stack report
Go roll should bat
You just keep hitting it, yeah?
I don't have damage
Just this hero, I'll focus
if you want to take it, it's not electronic
It's low ferret.
Come on.
I had to chill next caustic.
I feel like Garpoon is not bad this game.
I think I can slower go, but maybe it's a throw. We'll see. We'll see, we'll see.
Consider this a test.
This is warded a lot of wards
It's so...
Running boys.
now let's only chill out puffy
the enemy's bottom tower has fallen
turn up! this guy is crazy as fuck he's gotta be on Malia somewhere
I have RP, no damage.
Check board, you don't have stanchion.
Maybe this is story.
Yeah, yeah, this is dangerous.
I have one in Karazhal.
Okay.
But I don't want to debuff the 5 alive.
I got the goon and poon, let's go.
They will show up mid wave or they will kill bats.
Let's see.
They are killing you top.
They are not showing mid at all.
He is still down what?
Oh 30 bar has some crazy work I'm not gonna laugh.
That is some crazy work.
instructions are fortified
the enemies middle tower has fallen
go go go
2d2
let them flip
we can go over here
They're not farming any creeps, they're just sitting here.
I'm restoring these circuits.
Don't be cute, Magnus.
I don't know why I'm getting baited by Lelotroni.
Keep to out guys.
Should've just backed cause I got a little horny.
Fire Lelotroni's fault in hindsight.
little bit horny, you know, sometimes you get your little dick out of the table, you know,
peep peep, and then you throw a little bit, but I kind of have to go on a date so we can't
throw.
I'm just getting impatient because I kind of have to go, I need to go after this game.
The last one I see is that...
...Grimm?
Such a fucking stupid hero.
if Magnus is showing, they're not doing anything.
There were smokes.
There are no smokes.
Nah, there aren't smokes on.
I can beat some.
It smoked a bat, these are hard stuns.
But wait, wait, I don't do it yet.
Just push waves.
We see them, they're sitting all 5 years top.
I don't want to fight here.
I need to go, Rosh. I can do Torm first though, it's fine. Just do Torm first. I can't really
do it
The smoke don't die guys we're gonna need a storm we're gonna heal and then we're gonna go fight
Me and Lala are churning almost 25, they cannot do rush, it's okay.
the
I'm just running in follow me
I have Tiny and Magnus
I don't want to hit
It's a bait
No, not you, not you, but the others can
Yeah, he can't, he can't, he'll die
Frost the farmage, I can flip it while posted the attack
Yeah, I'm gonna go farm this shit. I'm gonna go with Swiftlink.
Just get a ward on this high ground and we sit there.
They're coming out of base, base.
Yo Barak can you put that ward there bro?
I do should run bottom better
fucking baro dude
there we are, you both dead, it's not a problem
maybe we can get out of this one
push the open small
I can take but I'm not sure it's useful on me
I can take it also
I'll bring it, I'll bring it.
This game is so snore, dude. It's fucking boring as shit, dude.
I hate the other late game, man. Late game, the other is just...
When you're 30k gold up, you can't even end the game.
because if you end the game that's the highest probability of losing the game
so logically what you should do is AFK farm and wait for the enemy team to
leave the base it's so boring like these guys are just
We're farming two camps, and maybe these two camps, and we're farming 80% of them now.
I asked his bar to put this on.
I asked his barra to put this high ground ward and he just refuses to do it for some reason.
I have no idea why, but usually when someone carry a hero asks you to do something you
should probably listen.
I don't know why he can't do it.
When barra up we can go fight.
They're leaving base and Aegis is gone.
They'll want to take some areas.
This is the unsafe area.
This is warded.
most likely there's gonna be ward on top side.
All quartz on their base, all three.
I wanna go smoke and get vision on the map.
We have zero wards on the map somehow.
Let's just go...
smoke and de-ward this area.
I got the word of high ground.
Sure, let me?
I don't have god strength, can you go to the warded?
it's another bot
We have bad spells, don't we?
I can back up wings, don't always.
Finally, oh shit.
You already know who the MVP is bro, you already know!
almost level 25 spam prog so what's the damage today I'm gonna check
still damage today so I was a 14.8k today that's something I don't remember
exactly so yeah that minus 40 game really hurt
Okay, thanks everybody for watching.
I'll be back tomorrow, same reviews, day 41 tomorrow, I'm going on a date, I'm going
to go have some nice whiskey and have some good food, okay?
Stay safe, love all y'all, love everyone on kick, you're such a kick, fuck you xyx66,
dog shit buddy