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Test, test, test.
I'm almost level 30, Linaya.
Almost level 30, Void.
I'm in the spirit.
I'm almost level 30, Naga.
I'm back close to a lot of 30s.
I can't believe I'm almost mastered here on Windrunner.
How many games I've played in this room.
She also almost mastered here, or not master, grandmaster.
Good morning, good morning.
you
You
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly a summer some powder or something
Thank you for the stream home easy much love
I'm sorry.
Buenos dias, brother, como estas.
Salud, from Peru.
What the fuck is this lobby?
What?
How am I in this lobby?
No, no, no, no, but you're making a mistake, Gabe.
You're making a mistake.
Carry player, carry player, carry player.
Looks like today's a bad day.
Looks like Gabe has decided to bless me with these lobbies.
Your turn.
Your turn.
Your turn here to pick.
Emily's turn to pick.
I feel like the soloist guy is really sus.
What is he doing right now?
Will I hurry up please?
It's not a big decision.
Either pick this dog shit, this dog shit, or this dog shit.
Just pick one.
I'm not kidding.
Pfft.
You're the one who beat me.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You're a big man.
I'm not.
I'm a big man.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
you
Yeah, the thing is Rebiel, uh, he's not bad.
I don't know why he's so bad.
He's not like, I don't think he's that bad.
But I don't know, he's a morse.
It's fluctuating a lot, I'll say politely.
What is this name on kick?
A.K. Sloppy as a dick writer. What kind of person names himself as some kick? What's wrong with you, buddy?
Hold our stream. Maybe like 9, 9 hours, maybe 10 hours.
Oh, my ping is... I gotta restart.
Thank you.
You know what the fuck?
you might promise of the million
but it's not dying yet
the battle begins
whatever son what the fuck
what's going on why am i here
why am i literally in the fucking
Why would you morons take a fight when I'm not gonna say anything for connection?
What's happening in this lobby? This guy disconnected or something?
What happened in this lobby?
I'm gonna
I think we should be winning bottom, I can tell you that.
This disruptor TP's bottom with no mana should be like, really big deal, right?
I dropped, so it should be dead, hope I'm not dead.
I hope I'm not dead.
Also don't know why he's over here, but it's a different question.
I thought that was a good one.
I got minus 5, but he just died.
I think it would be a poor resource, I guess.
It's mine.
Oh, we can kill him.
Don't have sticks on, period.
I'm running.
fuck dude what how's this camp blocked there's a century there oh I think he
he destructed himself
I can't stay for this guy, right?
I can't even come direct
yeah, be cool
run it run it
get back
your top tower is under attack
bro, what are you doing?
i'm actually dead
This SD is just not playing Dota, he's not checking runes, he's not caring about wisdom,
He's just standing top
Forgot no win kill
As the map
Just stacks me, you guys
I'm gonna go to the map.
Our smoke is out of the tank.
He doesn't want to do that.
They are coming for me.
I'm gonna go to the map.
This guy, SD is just brain dead.
As I think we're the slot RTP in Trees
and wait for glimpse, we can kill them, what do you think?
Shhh!
It's not time yet.
Okay.
Why is Razer PATPing to save an axe?
Dude, these people are insane.
It's actually the worst lobby I've ever seen.
They still die.
Power and Bottle Sitter.
My net worth is not great, but I cannot see how this is good.
This destructor is 0-5 and just staying top lane.
Slardar is full free farm, like it's crazy shit, if my Slardar is like a human, there's
no way we lose this game right now.
3 heroes left, I can see.
It's okay, they have low 5.
Low 6 now, he's in game.
I need to buy one ward, place the bottom side.
Slava, can you TP PA on this hard camp, you see?
She's gonna go on this.
I don't think it will happen
it's good
how was the expo?
I have bling guys, i'm gonna smoke
i'm gonna rock and i'm gonna smoke
We are going to run up here, it's ok.
That's our kill.
Yeah.
Keep it on stop.
Keep it on squirrel.
That's the team.
I'll not be connecting with this. Zero twos.
My team is owning.
You know why my team is owning?
Because they put all the resources to stop the weaver from free farming for some fucking reason in a game that I'm gonna free from regardless of what they do to me.
Understand this. That's simple.
it kill or be killed mindset understand it
It's not time yet.
All at once.
I'm happy with the guys.
I'm happy with them.
That's okay, I don't TP.
It's called Anchoring Rebeel Ponial, Anchoring. You watch Queen video.
What's cringe? I don't get it cringe master what? What does that mean?
Okay, kill Razor guys, bottom move.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck is this dude.
Okay.
Ah, yeah?
the
,
the board
I'm gonna take a guy's half of them
Okay, he's half of it
Nobody dies, guys
Oh, this guy's dead
Ah, yes
the other side to the building
I think PA might go for bottom
I don't know
I'm not sure
I think PA might go for bottom
I'm not sure
I don't know
I'm not sure
I think PA might go for bottom
I'm gonna go to the top, they want to fight, let's just go rush, don't fight with them,
I think we just go around a bit
We're sitting here as 5 with vision
They're gating, keep fighting after.
Let's try going in.
I'll use the supports coming to the top
I need a little bit of health
Keep your health on
I'm trying to get you
What? I'm trying to get you
Raze
Raze
I want to go attack bot side, they are going to gate.
I know, Rebill, you throw games quite often, don't you know?
Give me no.
I
Okay smoke
What the fuck was that dude?
Yeah, look Rebill tried to throw a game again but he stopped you.
So, how do you build this?
Are you full steam? Are you build?
Yes, how you pronounce it.
Are you build?
The same food you build, you know?
focus on mother fuckers we can lose game
I'm not ready.
I fall upon you.
that's a good fight, that's...
hey back back back it's a bad fight I fucked up mistake was made relax
I don't know why this fucking creep me cuz I stick fucking killing blade it's
There's only 375, I don't know why it can't do it.
That doesn't matter.
My blink, pull down, brother.
From what?
From what?
Yes, from what?
That's my problem, okay.
Yeah bro, it's your problem.
Okay, understood.
Going here, you need to buy BKB and farm your BKB and take the edges and go from push, you know?
Yes, and I will make sure I understand what Mix is telling me to do.
Yeah bro, Mix tell you.
How about Mix just play Dota and press BKB lasso on axe so I can get my time lapse off, yeah?
I really cool that one.
Okay, then Mix you need to focus on yourself.
You don't see your bikini in your inventory, you know, bro?
But anyway, in teamfight, guys, don't worry.
You can fucking...
Oh my god, rushes up.
Yeah, rushes up.
We need you.
Go smoke and fight.
Go smoke if I shut the fuck up.
Yeah, go go.
Go go.
Just press lasso on any hero.
I can't faggin' him, guys.
Look, midway.
P.A. gonna blink.
Just me not go first.
I don't have bikini.
Not yet.
solutions we're going under enemy vision you have a sentence and the
only going under storm I think
all like this
hey
blyat no
Just get it in the back and it's a farm I need to keep it.
just wait they literally are just one hero farming, PA farming, rest following
Okay guys, I think we're good to go fight, yeah BKB.
We need to put wards here, sentries, because they were here smoke, they probably see us
right now.
Yeah, they're for sure see us, these guys are standing here.
I'm going down the backline, it's fine, I'm going backline, I'm still fighting
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the hole for it
I can't be in, I can't be in
and
Sshhh!
Just get racks and run.
But they have glimpse mix.
Just go on the guy in the front, I will kill him.
Use Dreamcoil on...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Vix, chill, chill. You know that the pot need bullets, right?
That's not...
Don't move shit
And these guys are just running on his 5 the whole game
I saw them boring, but...
No joke, they're just sitting as 5
Like behind PA for some reason
No problem
Not that
I've got a smoshed over there
I'm under attack
Guys, I think we just wait for them
I mean, they're playing like bots
Just don't run, don't run into their fucking 5 men sitting here AFK
It's just some bot shit, they're not farming at all
You will have axe now
Be aware, we're showing top, they will attack us, be careful.
The 100% destructor has aggs but he doesn't have blinkers so it should be hard as long
as he's agged.
It should be fine.
Okay, wait down to the back and we kill the...
Play for rush.
For more.
I'm a creeper's farmer.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Go fight, go fight, go fight
Go fight, no static
the
the
Just let us end you box
Nice, I complete my challenge.
No, no, no, the game never felt hard.
The game was always easy.
These guys, it's like they're running around the map behind PA.
PA is the only hero that's farming lane creeps.
And the rest of them are just walking behind them, following him the whole fucking game.
We're farming like 80% of the map for like 15 minutes.
Look at the net worth of Bat.
Like they're playing like shit.
Like they don't even understand what they're doing I think.
Look at the net worths.
The Razor Mood has less net worth than Bat.
And then at some point I think Basil almost has more net worth than the Razor, yeah.
So yeah, they don't know what the fuck they're doing, basically.
In China, famous though, Schumer can earn 3x to Twitch, that's not true at all, that's
and China you don't get paid that much to stream I think it's probably like
equivalent I would say I think if you revenue the highest revenues kick but
yeah I mean you know that
Radiant team pick. Radiant team pick. Radiant team pick.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Hey, King, do you have another excursion to your plan, sir?
No, I don't think I'm going to go back now, though.
I don't think I need to play on Loping, and I don't really think there's a liquid deal
on the works anymore they're just offering very low and there's no reason for me to be a content
creator for like that little and I don't I don't know Europe is just like an ass place I don't know
I don't like Europe I like Canada better I also like to stay with my fiance and my pets
I can see to be at least ready for battle and from this vantage point I declared with utter certainty that this one is in the bag.
It's in the bag!
I'm gonna skill power shop next, do you believe me?
yes but I'm gonna yes I'm just gonna still use the slate you have a lot of
shit
I'm not watching this anyway I don't know who bad bunny is I feel like not
knowing that makes me fucking cool yeah we can find if they can't be fine
Europe is not a single country I guarantee you I've I've been to more
countries in Europe than you smelled you understand me
the
I need missing
I need top, I'm dead
of
the
the
I think I'm just looking every last time.
I didn't do the best that we lasted.
I don't think it was off by the way, that's fine.
Oh no.
Turn up!
What?!
You guys crazy fucking gotta be on Malia, some powder or something.
Both camp open, just bomb on their cover.
He's under the top of there.
I need to go and kill these six.
Another arrow in my quiver!
These guys are just not waiting, I don't understand.
Why am I caught?
I'm not going anywhere.
Nothing.
Maybe we just built someone.
I don't want 56 damage because of Kragi, ok.
tiny bit tiny bit
coming in run my alpha in 0.6 sounds good
You can find Kaplan there to stop Sier, be strong.
that
I have Sanctuary coming.
I can TP top to your watch.
TP.
We got a self?
I have Power Shot.
I do not kill you alike, but still, you are dead.
Not yet.
might be fly
he can block me
guys please play donalds
how is he doing this
he don't have to take this
Is there a stack?
Guys, I have low for power shot. I want to play with Ember.
Because our axe doesn't exist.
Why is there creeps here anyway?
I have at least 6 stars off here.
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
radian structures are fortified
your bottom tower is under attack
your bottom tower is being denied
let's pick a pop
your top tower is under attack
maybe prime up on him
I'm coming mid to destroy her in case something happens
can you send your rock bottom?
I'm misdead
I'm pretty good finger hunter
you can play with ember for this one
I
of
the
death
of
I'll stay if you'll put the tree
Oh, where is he? Where is he?
100% maybe
I died fucking Lucian
I should have played Mino, I put a piece here
From bottom, okay
I'm gonna have to rock, you can't smoke gage and breath, kill the weak
go get it go get it
I'm gonna confess for him later.
the enemies top tower has fallen
this is farming
i have to think something
thanks then
primer
bottom we can't fight I think you're in there
care for the final okay
what are you running?
orgl on dead guys orgl on dead
have the drink you can take this guy
I can not join any of you guys, so I'm just taking this.
Come to me, Ember.
I had rock next rune day, so we can fight.
army
This game is so shit.
This shit as in like, it makes no sense like how the storm can do this in any circumstance.
walk bro, somehow
sidecamps
don't be creepy, don't be creepy
looking stormy, so i can catch
he saw you, hit the ward
oh no, let's see
he goes right next to him
They might not tipi-cuda
That's what they're in
Easy
Okay, wait for this guy
I can't run the kills
I'm checking the run
Wicked up
Our base farm
I don't know what to do with this game, but it's not a time-match.
He found a brief, fuck.
Remember this case, be aware of this world of time.
I was not mid right now, so long.
They saw three of us.
I'm putting my kit, they poke
Watch me bot guys
It has to be Humbright
Can I go together after?
I think this is more than a tiny I'm checking and I can't go on
I'm looting a church.
You could be yourself, man!
Ah, what the fuck!
I need to...
Oh no, you don't! I'll save you!
Okay, my bad.
Ah, dude, I don't die. I'm 2k HP here with glimmer cape. I won't die.
I think we won't die
Zift going to the top
Top one
He used off
I think he'd be mid
He can fuck them
He can give you mana
Okay.
I have Lotus in Arcane.
Thanks.
I'm watching him out of the system, he's taking the tears down, I'm catching him here, I just
I'm doing it.
Do the lock, yes.
What if we're behind just going back?
It's not behind us.
Oh my god.
Movement of a fucking gorilla.
Understand it.
BKB final.
BKB cooldowns quest.
I walk like this, primed on the Rushing.
I can just kill this guy.
They're here with Storm and Primal. Don't really want to go up.
I'm still shocked.
Don't show, don't show.
Like the wind
Don't die and they're coming
They're stacking mid smoke
I don't know, they saw all of them smoke and they all die. How is this possible? It's interesting.
Five men fucking smoke, under vision, and three heroes are dead.
It's a good rush.
I'm going to go 5 here, no SF helped me, yep.
C is to tip it off
I'm storming her
What?
You're so long
I can't slow down
It's on me.
Find the search.
There's more.
Nope.
On me.
We should re-jump this guy.
I think we should start by...
Anyway, just open whatever you see.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this guy?
I'm ready.
No mercy to save him.
I'm not ready like a wind, daughter instructions are fucked by me.
Why the fuck did you do with TP mid top?
I just made XBKB.
I'm not fine yet.
I run like a wind.
This is worth it here.
This is worth it so be careful.
I'm not fed.
They're bottom base.
I run like a wind.
Just push top, no react bar.
I'm not ready.
My feet fly.
Not mine.
I'm not ready.
we may be small
normal Aegis and I was just jumping as focusing medium
do
this is one minute
this is almost at an end
Your top tower has fallen.
Where are you, Fyke?
kill me in the fire again
go for this
That's insane, there's like a tree right there now.
I'm out, no I'm going for that.
Just need I think some fight with Ember smoked so I can go in.
So I can go in.
Otherwise I don't know.
It's possible they can TP behind.
I don't know what vision they have.
the smoke and take a fight
I'll just focus SF.
If they hit the tower, I think it's incredible.
It's not honey, am I?
It's blood.
Wild wind's rising.
He's using his bow just to rune top.
enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Like the wind.
That's one.
Here we can.
Not yet.
I am not a balloon.
That's a coin.
He's still by himself, he's still by himself.
I don't know this guy is so fucking like afk like what is he doing dude like they take
so long to take the gate they take so long to leave the gate like they really fucking
doing these guys it's actually crazy like someone might be no TP storm for
like 25 seconds
so i watch for all
if storm walks like this, can you kill?
he's going bot run
yeah, let's see
final TP
this is one of the 20 stack
let's see
every TP doesn't panel
We need to go smoke immediately.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Nice one.
We also smoked, I suppose.
It's Marcy loading on his thing.
Mars they actually just won this game.
This guy is carrying this game.
It's not time yet!
Like the wind.
No shawing has fallen to the ground.
They're taking ganks guys, look.
I'm just trying to be fast with the point.
Muffins.
Yeah, fields.
I don't know this game it's like we should have won but then we should have lost then
we should have won again so I don't know at this point what the fuck is going on because
this this ember every time we're strong just died by himself so now I don't even know
Like how we fight, actually.
Cause I don't have any gold from this teamfight, so I have no BKB.
Cause we didn't even teamfight them.
So I have no money.
I mean blue is like, I don't know, we just did not teamfight for 20 minutes.
I mean, we should win this game, but it's only because they threw.
My offlane...
What's the score?
Let's see.
In 18 minutes, my offline was 2726. So theoretically we should have lost this game in 20 minutes.
I don't know, but the thing is we could have just won this game too, but then Ember just started throwing.
My BKB is late because we didn't take a 5v5. Do you understand how this game works?
You don't get gold by farming for creeps to 38 minutes. You need to fight. But my Ember never
took a fight. Ember never smoked, never attacked heroes. This game. That's how this game works.
I don't need BKB. I need BKB later. Like, my item progression is perfect. Like, minute
twenty-four, aggs, me all near. I need my Ember to play Dota 2, but he just did not take
a fight. He did not fight a single hero in this game. I don't know what the fuck this
guy did he's so useless like actually so fucking useless this guy
Yeah, Teal's the grief, anyway. It's fine. Just play a game.
Your turn to pick.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
What is the offline Mars SD, right, or Mars Venom?
Morse Venom right?
Morse Venom!
I'm not watching the Olympics, who the hell watches the Olympics dude?
Dude, nobody watches Olympics anymore, bro. I'm telling you. I don't know who the hell cares about the shit
We need to stay here so they don't ban your camps
Very giga strong for soil
What's with that game anyway?
I've been based on my takes bro dude the thing is dude like I don't even think
sports are also enjoyable but I'm not gonna say that I think watching other
people excel athletically is not as hype for me I feel like I'd rather try to
like progress myself to get to the point that I can do that you know
I think it's a full second take, nice.
Okay, maybe start three bottom.
I'm lagging 95 ping randomly increased.
Okay, the first wave is not going ideally right now.
GZ first playing Dark Mago.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
Guys, what a timeline.
Mark Mago is still dog shit.
ffff
Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny
I can heal you.
Yeah.
Oh, together.
I'll use second spell.
Come.
all together i can respawn, i use second spell
Let's go
Try not to get in
Apple
I don't know bros
VN ran you mid
no kill
he's here
I think I'm gonna steal it.
I have false.
I have a lot of campers I can make.
Come on, why are you even doing this shit?
I didn't spell it but I can spell this.
Okay, it's fine.
Okay, flip all around.
Alright.
Can I ride a viber?
Dude!
Do you think it's worth it not to die in Razor?
I don't think so.
I kinda wanted to just die, but I'm pretty sure I should try to live.
I don't know.
I feel like he's stimulus.
For heroes
More TP, level 6
I don't know, 5 heroes bottom for no reason
It's because they all TP for gate and take gate
I can zip your power on
Okay, they're not even here.
He's out, he's out!
I think we can get Razor.
What's this guy doing here?
I don't think so, I guess.
Yeah, I think contesting wisdom is definitely getting me killed a lot. I don't think it's good for sure.
I agree with you.
I think I'm getting baited a lot.
I don't know why this guy is doing this
Arena use top, they're trying to kill me 20 times
I don't know if this guy's movement on Mars to be honest
Come on
That's all good though, it's not really, but it is if you say it, you know what I mean?
I think I'm lagging, yeah I am, that's what's happening, I'm fucking lagging, I have 2%
back at loss and 100 ping.
No wonder, I feel like my threat switching is not even working, half the time. It just doesn't work.
Rubik, I don't have ulti.
I need to restart.
15 seconds.
I don't have ulti guys, Rubik.
Why is my... why I have a fucking packet loss?
What day is it today?
I feel like on weekends I usually have packet loss.
but not tuesday the hell i don't know
I'm making an excuse because I waived form with agility trends.
That's why I'm going through all the effort of restarting my game.
Yes.
That is accurate information.
That's exactly what I would do.
Thank you, sir.
Copium.
That's sort of fucking good.
You say one more fucking word in the chat, you're a perma-man, kid.
Okay, I just crashed, that's crazy.
I can't reconnect.
What's going on?
I can't reconnect.
I like do my dough just crashing
What the fuck do
Hello helpers any helpers fuck am I supposed to do?
Okay, let's give it some time to start up a little bit.
Let's just wait here a little bit, give it some time to warm up a bit, load some particles,
Maybe I'll help with I'll like put like SD in the demo so I don't crash.
Let's see.
Okay, like let me just disrupt myself real quick here, load some particles.
the fuck no more pauses if you leave
Which assholes on pausing?
Help?
Storm double damage shined
Storm did in our triangle, triangle on the 3k
Back to you
Okay, okay, I'm good now
Nice, but I'm nice anyone like it guys I got some thing
Yeah, yeah, not like him, but disruption is
I'm coming, Gates.
Both are bot, Razer.
I took yours.
I tip you to guys, suspecting fight, I think.
Is he going?
Is he going?
I know you disconnected or you're still here bro.
middle, middle, middle, middle, middle
I have one hit
no
trust me, no one
mid me, I will not kill
I don't really want to keep you guys.
There's a big wave at the bottom right now.
My game is so f**king my games f**king so f**king
I have TP
I think I have a TP
Yeah
They TPed, they TPed, raise your health, raise your health
Go go go go
I need stop power
I'll go to him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No TP
I'm alive
I'm dead
What am I doing?
I'm dead
I'm in my house
There's a top, one's top, looks like they want open top, can't fight.
No TP storm either.
It's a full HP tower there, so I think we can fight Razor alone right now.
They have vision here. They see us.
I don't follow them. I just follow them.
Oh, of course.
I don't follow them. We can...
I don't want to get baited to fight this storm if we have two
course that I'm not fighting so I don't think I should be here.
the
How did my math take a cliff, that's bad, isn't it?
This is a casual venue on our jungle, I think alone.
Ok, Mars is top. Mars, Veno top.
I think we should stop fighting all of them.
As if you're picking up the enemy's units.
I just don't have a gun in 5 minutes.
The only thing I can do is to stay in the team.
At this point it's too late, I think.
yeah already it's too late yeah they have started me at this point we committing to
the style
yes
I'm far and we can't
There's smoke top side looking for me right now
It could be running around the middle
I mean we're...
Yeah, we're waiting for all the timings
Okay, okay
I thought pink what you want
You want us to go running in feet or what
If pime will not going, we can't go
What do you want?
I should be keeping an eye on him
I can't do it for Roshos
I think we can use...
Pro-hit-ros?
Pro-hit-ros...
Forced.
We don't need to go, just for a reason.
Can we fight? Right away? Smoke? We don't have cooldowns really. We'll just go.
Yes, no, maybe, smoke.
Need primal, primal.
Or how we wanna smoke.
I don't know, that's fine.
He's pushing site every time.
I'm trying to stop them, but they are going to play like crazy.
They are going to be sitting on the wall.
Just stop them and push them.
It's not dying yet.
Relax, fuck.
What the fuck, relax, you fucking idiot.
What the fuck, relax, fuck.
I just fucked up.
Radiant structures are fortified
Take our 4-star team formation
I can follow up 5 seconds, you need 5 seconds, maybe not enough time.
No TP, no TP, no TP, you can see Bones, you can see Bones, but you can't.
The funny thing is this warlock is like exactly saying what I would say, but that's me like
two years ago.
Now I don't give a shit.
Like now I'm not going to try to teach people how to play the game, like use relative timing,
I'm a fucking streamer now, I'm chillin'.
But when you're a pro player and you're playing these lobbies it like burns your brain
I can't spear you.
We are under my spell base.
I don't know if Storm has TP.
I think they're gonna have it
Yeah, I probably can't they're not that much still fucking I don't think they can kill me
I kind of knew it was a bad idea.
I knew it was a mistake. I got lazy. My bad.
We can hide, if we go smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
you check room
storm not there
your bottom tower is under attack
your bottom tower is under attack
I'm trying to stun, I'm trying to farm this.
Come on, woo!
Where's the smoking spot, me?
I don't have TP for top, I want to Roshan, please.
Okay, well here we go. Here we go. This is how we lose probably.
They can lean, they can laser, they smoke close.
Middle hours.
Okay, the rush is up and they're still separate, just go ahead and rush.
I think we need pick off maybe we can force them back to base first and then see what happens
Can you put banner?
It happened.
I'm just not even there.
SD?
Look.
Don't let him.
Push.
no linking, no other linking either
Oh, shit.
Oh, you should back back.
I'm right, I'm right.
Bro, get in, get in.
I'm right, I'm right.
Okay, I'm gonna get in.
of
the
death
of
death
maybe the wisdom is there, awesome
ops, ops, here or here
ok, let's just go 5 minutes smoke
Wait for Warlock, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, this one.
I mean, they don't have back- oh, crazy.
It's not big enough to be a race.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Yes, yes.
They picked it.
you
You
What bubbly attack animation?
I haven't actually gotten any new cosmetics in the last two years for Dota.
I have completely exited that mentality.
I have no interest at all.
I actually got a knife from CS2 from a chest or whatever.
I went on one of my accounts and I had really old chests, or they're called crates, and
I got some knife that's like a thousand dollars.
Yeah, that's the only thing I've gotten to years.
I'm going to give it to my brother probably though, I don't want it, I don't need it.
No place to use it.
enemies time to pick
your turn to command
enemies time to pick
He ran the Venom twice. What the fuck? This guy ran the Venom two times in a row.
10 seconds remaining. What a beast.
Five seconds remaining
Your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
Offline.
Oh, Largo. Okay.
I don't answer me.
Thank you.
How come TDX didn't get in this lobby? Is he eating yogurt or what?
He is f**king eating yogurt, I just opened the stream, this guy is f**king eating yogurt, look at him.
Dude, I'm lagging today, so weird.
I gotta make a habit of buying this build. I think it's better. I mean, I know it's better
rather. It's 100% better. This build is buying 2 branch and a 1 is only good if you send
Not a third branch.
But if you don't do that, I don't know.
30 seconds to battle
What the fuck?
Isn't it illegal?
No it's not, we don't have willow, we don't have willow.
We don't have willow.
I'm back Sam, I'm back
watch out i'm about to beat you
They're gonna go
I forgot to turn off the flash
Fuck this guy, dude
I'm gonna take the X here, but I'm gonna go for the W
fuck is this guy doing?
I mean let me deny you, let me deny you.
Just a whole way for that.
I guess they'll get Lotus, he's alive.
i have 6 cs
kinda depressing
He's farming it, he's farming it.
What's fucking happening right now?
NO!
1HP!
1HP dude!
1HP!
HP, he had 1 HP. I saw on the health bar 1 HP. What the fuck? That's crazy.
That's actually insane. What the fuck?
Um, Venno can go other lane. I don't know if he's jungling. Don't worry, he is.
I think you will win this game.
I think you will win this game.
what the fuck is happening
I thought he was on the screen, I was like so sure and I saw one.
I can play for wisdom.
I can't fight, I can't fight.
I got them all this time I guess.
What the hell, why is it aggro 2?
I've never seen him before.
So a bit weird, my entire team is feeding every lane right now.
I think we should be fighting with double supports, aren't we, stronger?
You think he noticed?
Probably.
How far has it stucks?
I don't know.
I wonder if it's from off-trends actually.
It's feeling like a little bit of a sub-div situation.
We got two Wisdoms, we hella wont talk, and yet it feels as if we are losing.
Why is that?
We need smoke, I'm going to jump
Another one
One more time, fuck
BN6, I'm going to take the AWP
I'm gonna stop shooting.
I'm gonna stop shooting.
I'm gonna shoot.
I think if he comes top, should we look counter and run strong?
It's not good gripped
Like 5 seconds
It's probably under him
He might get it right now
I think he's just under him
Yeah, he's watering, watering
Your middle column is under attack.
God, these games are so bot. Like, we're so much stronger than them.
But I can't make people do things.
That's what I learned in this stupid fucking server.
I don't think they're gonna rotate to Largo. I think they're gonna play with Luna. Largo is kind of bot.
Maybe they'll come either way.
I think most likely they're smoked on you.
I kinda want to take gait so can we go smoke and take gait?
This kill is not going to work, I'll just go smoke.
I just need to take my dussel and...
I'm fucking dead
Yeah, I'm in the mid
They're keeping mid with LUNAS here as well, it's a 5v5, we need people to come
push with the R
your instructions are fortified your top tower is under attack
this is kind of handy
and up and bot tower just by gates. Did you order the order?
Give me the lotus. Did someone take the lotus?
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, one of them is getting down.
Is this guy down? Is he baiting?
No, no, no.
I'm going to relax.
I don't know why am I getting bited by this fucky he made him dude
go for power on next
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I think they are good. Just take rune and go back.
I get it.
Rune on the edge of the airfield.
Plus, I need to play the panel.
I can't see anything, I can't see anything
I'm thinking I need Orca or something, but I don't feel like that's not a good itemization.
Maybe I go Dragolence first and I'll think about it.
Alright, I'm dead.
7 HP left.
I can't, you're going to the castle now.
Is it a storm?
Is it your storm?
I have really good shot.
And it might be for core, because CM5 already shot.
We don't see the top.
They are there with greaves, so we need to be ready.
They go smoke, too.
Nobody is fenivans, they are just smoking top.
Maybe after the storm, if we don't have them, we might lose.
Just watch after.
They smoke here.
Largo, Largo, Largo!
Rune Face, they're gonna run.
They're probably on.
Take tower and take wisdom.
Maybe they will take our wisdom.
I'm not helping you, I wait, I suppose.
No, I think they were wrong.
Everything is good, everything is good.
I'm gonna kill them all.
Yo, I don't know, Cm, their movement is telegraphed, they take form, they go here, why you go with
them?
And then you respawn, they're here and they run into mid, I don't know, you're just feeding
them.
It's not even like good deaths at all, just bad deaths.
you
you're
I'm gonna have to be bot.
Actually we can fight mid, I'm coming guys.
I don't have work with 8 seconds any mana
I think it's bad for the reason
No reason.
First, first.
We need to get resources. We have Storm BKB now.
We can fight again.
It's good.
Let's keep fighting. Can you smoke?
This item is very good on this day.
Can you smoke? We should fight.
No, Lincoln's on talk.
Oh, it's going to run.
This time, can you TP mid and push all on the advantage and push?
What is he doing here now?
I'm running up, I don't care, fuck it.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, save stun, he has ghosts.
I don't think we'll die.
go top tower and then we go both towers
we're going to the tower first
we're being sued
this is bad
i need to go push waves
push waves
this
they will smoke
we are gonna fly, we are gonna fly
linkians and butterfly maybe they gonna go
You need to calm bro
First of all you can't go dead deep second of all we don't have fucking storm
So get back.
Keep and break.
Fuck.
This is the one I was just not playing Dota, I don't know what to do about it.
Which means we're forced to.
I think they're going to play tougher.
I'm not going to overdo this guy, that's the point of that.
Well, can you come now or not storm? You see them all on board. You want to come play or not? I don't know what to do with you
I have edges I want to fight can you come storm?
I'm fine.
That was cautious in the NPC.
They're gonna go on you soon.
your middle tower is under attack
oh i have shot you're not dispelled
this guy's so clueless i don't know this guy is as clueless as my storm i don't know what the
fuck storm is doing i don't know what the fuck this guy's doing
I'm looking at Storm, I'm scared he's in the database here.
I think he's dead somewhere.
I'm just gonna farm my axe, not gonna come mid, no I just...
It's fine, we can smoke up to your third gate or you can just de-form.
Yeah.
I got a lot of guys, I can catch one now.
Nobody's top.
Yeah, I don't think I can see him.
Trust me, I've been playing this game all alone completely, I think I know what to do.
Why did he pull me forward so fast?
You can zip one hand. They're showing bottom two heroes. Let's just go first.
I'm just running and you go.
Okay, this is intense.
Coming out.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Direstructions are fought.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Huzzah!
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Aegis was expiring. What do you mean Aegis might have helped?
It was expiring. That's why I did that.
I did that, but I'm sure people who type in chat don't even watch or play the games, it's hard to know.
Luna is top. I'm gonna farm this item and hopefully 1v5, because you guys are useless.
We can fight if you guys smoke and storm. I'm gonna actually, I'm gonna say one thing right after you storm.
If you don't go to your team, I'm just gonna afk fountain and go next game.
I'm tired of looking at the minimap and seeing you by yourself somewhere instead of fucking at runes with your team
We're doing something as a fucking mid player should do so one more fucking time if I look at the minimap and you're not there
I'm going afk
I'm not playing this now
Yeah, I don't care I don't give a shit. I don't want to play with you. You're a fucking bot
You're like awful awful. You're so bad. I don't want to play
You don't know how to play this game at all, that's why it's pretty hard to play against you, I shouldn't have picked you, I shouldn't have fucking played it.
Actually wait, you're last pick.
I can't even carry this game harder and you're still making it impossible to play, it's insane.
Like this game is handed to you, you just need to go and attack a hero, but you can't even do it. It's disgusting.
Like you're actually fucking disgustingly bad.
I
your middle barracks are under attack
be careful now
plays this game. How the fuck does he play this game? He is literally doing nothing in
this game. I don't get it. Why is he even playing? Why is he not pressing- why is he
pressing fine match? Why? He doesn't want to use first, doesn't want to use second.
Like what does he want to do with this game? I don't understand. What does he want to do?
It's disgusting. Like what's the point of playing Dota if you're not going to attack enemy heroes?
You have three contributions in 16 minutes and then this fight is because it's a team
wipe for ages. So basically before the team fights of the game, he didn't join the game.
I actually don't understand. Like what is this guy thinking? Like what is he thinking
in his fucking little tiny brain? Like I don't get it. Like he expects to just get carried
by me like I have to 1v5 it carries little fucking dumb ass the whole game. Like do everything
for him fucking wipe his ass, give him toilet paper. No, I don't want to do that. I have
But I actually need him to play the game otherwise we lose
It's insane actually crazy how these people expect to win these games
We lost to a random venom answer that wasn't even playing this game
Random Venom that was feeding in lane Largo feeding in lane all cuz this guy
Holy shit, that's actually tilting look at this fucking rat ass motherfucker dude
Rat ass motherfucker. Okay. I'm good now. I got my
Am I venting out?
I don't know what else I can do I actually I think this is like a situation where it's
like completely forced loss because I killed three towers I killed Luna twice I killed
Once force puck to go Lincoln's
This this game. It's so fucking easy
He just does everything this power to lose. So I don't know it's like a force loss. What can I say?
Hi Yoda, what you can sense I'm upset Yoda, you coming to comfort me?
Yoda come here.
Dude, the thing is, like, I need objectively speaking, okay?
Objectively speaking, okay?
I did not say anything aggressive to him for two Aegis, okay?
So that's what, 10 minutes?
10 minutes, I'm asking him, yo, can you come bottom?
I have the first Aegis, I want to fight.
They're under our vision, can you just TP and fight?
He doesn't do it?
Fine.
Second Aegis.
Can you take gait with me and go fight bottom? He doesn't do it? Fine. Second age is still. Yo, can we teamfight them?
They're under a vision bottom lane once again. Can we teamfight? Nope, can't tell for it.
So about like four instances where he doesn't listen.
So then the fifth fucking final instance when I'm asking him to fight for Roshan to stop playing by himself before Roshan spawns,
he's in our jungle by himself sitting there just farming jungle camps. We have no position on the map and
And yeah, that's when I that's it. It's over. I I can't play anymore with this guy
I don't want to play I rather go next game this guy doesn't want to win why waste my time
So how exactly like I don't understand is objectively it's not possible to win at this point
I feel I gave him very very much
Patience I gave him a decent was it five times before I just did not care anymore. I
think that's actually
very good like if I'm looking at myself and how I behaved I feel before I
crashed out I was very respectful there's only so much I can endure in the
game of Dota I just want to play the game I just want to play and if he
doesn't want to play let's go next game don't play them I don't care
I mean, I'm just chilling. I'm waiting for the next game to start.
16k hero damage. That's crazy. Lily did nothing. The Venomance had more hero damage than him.
I just don't know, like sometimes I just feel like I don't know what to do to win these games.
Like this is a ranked 200 prison fucking game, like seriously.
Like I actually played good at this game.
I actually think I played good and it should have been enough to win.
This guy is so fucking bad.
I hate this fucker.
What is this guild?
Anyone have ever been on my friends list?
I'm about to remove them.
Okay, no.
You
At least nobody from last game.
Yeah, we're done.
fucking the vile on my Yoda this is a garbage it's not things for you to play
with you
10 seconds remaining.
We are some of the most cursed heroes I have ever fucking seen in my life.
Necromid, SF offlane, SF carry with Rasta and techie support.
Good god.
this guy gets so fucked on mid I think this guy's gonna get so fucked on mid bat versus
Necro, oh my god
I
Since
Prepare for battle
We defy they walk into us
the
I'm sure we get it also.
No moment.
No way.
Yes you got it.
Now he missed it.
Okay.
I'm still in the middle of the tunnel, yeah.
I think I can go on the other side.
dude that's me being bad sorry guys
that's him being bad
hey quick stop goodie in my chat you're under arrest if you cast fog just kill
the one he's gonna try to hit you into
coming, yeah, he died
What the hell is that?
Ah, you're bad.
I'm fine with three of them now.
I don't know what to say.
Use the streets, use the streets, we can go on the streets
I don't know
I think I can go to the center and I don't want to go to the bottom
I hit him? I did.
I don't speak things.
Oh you should.
Yeah, we're kind of lost.
You hear a bot? I guess we've cut a bolt and a bullet on top, let's pressure.
He pulled as well, he pulled.
I can't believe, I died there.
and I can see the bottom eventually we can connect.
I can start and then you fall up.
I'm making a one-sack, a chase.
I can't force it.
3 to shackle him.
Shackle him.
Not the fight to get him more.
two
two
two
two
two
shhh
we can fight
oh my god
I'm going top now, I think.
and
I think I'm gonna go for it.
Is he dead?
Fucking dead.
Lost all my fucking souls.
There's a ward on the side somewhere here.
What the fuck?
What is this?
No!
the
the
What is this?
I have two windlaces, fuck RIT
It's okay, Secure is coming, go get the book.
Fuck my ag.
Today I swear, I have like random input like issues, I don't know what's going on, I hope
It's temporary though.
Perfect, I'll farm it, reasonable spawn in 10 seconds.
I think I to the right, let me left, I to the left, enough I think
My throw
Holy shi-
We can deathbot guys, so they use curse
We can fight bot, they don't tell my last one
I don't understand he's playing Alchemist, why is he in every fight?
Like why is he in every fucking fight on Alchemist?
Is this guy a baboon or what?
Holy shit!
I
Really want this tower
They were smoked bottom.
Yeah we can just do that I guess.
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on my land some of some powder or something
no one saw that
I can go first.
Okay, I don't know what's going on, go and ask.
what's up my boy what's up
I can't trust my life here.
is under attack
running fish
your top tower is under attack
ooooh, sigma moment
fuck god, what the fuck in here
I just realized, I need to nuke the Vylamma, this guy is awful, so I need to kind of play the solo carry the game.
Because I can absolutely assure you, the Vylamma will not have any impact.
Standard the Vylamma stuff, so I need to actually focus up.
I don't know like this guy
This guy on the Vile Lama is just, I can't believe he's a pro player dude, I can't believe
it.
Frankly, I can't believe he's even ranked 60 either, cause every game I play with him,
he's just, no impact.
I don't know, I need to think, what can I do to carry this game?
I guess I should just fucking full BKB farm for 20 hours.
I don't know if my team would need this to get fired though.
Can you make it even?
Oh, what is that?
Casual the while I'm on just runs ahead of me takes my wave xd
dude this fucking animal liven dude
This guy is just cocking me dude, he's just cocking me!
of
the
I just see.. I just see.. I just see.. I just see.. I just see.. I just see.. I just see..
Ask me about it.
Ask me if I care right now in the chat.
ask me about it right now. Ask me.
Bro, you watch these fights, okay? How do I right click on these fights, okay?
Why would I go physical damage in this game?
There's a fucking alchemist. There's a fucking
Wyvern with eggs. There's clock
cockwork and
Bathrider who might how am I hitting any of these motherfuckers how how tell me how
I'm here boys, where do you need me?
Yeah, this game is over.
It's just some playable game.
I was having a good week until I had the Vylamma on my teams.
Now I'm gonna lose 40 points again for the 5th time playing with the Vylamma.
I swear to god every time I start going on a win streak the Vylamma shows up.
I lose 40 points.
I can't hit anything in this game.
I actually can't hit anything.
Their draft is like, it's actually such a bad SF game.
I can't hit anyone, unless we go in Wyvern.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I mean, long story short, it's very simple stuff.
The Vialama has last pick, he picks a hero that sees his entire lane, right?
He's Planket's Klaxon, and he has save in his lane.
I win my lane.
hard and he has one job one job in his life as a player in this game as a player
in any Dota game as a rank 66 player in Dota 2 he has one job to play like his
rank is he can get enough I refuse to play with the problem I refuse I rather
fucking play with my uncle in Dota 2 then fucking play with this guy I had to
save it with the dota 2 right there, but you got what I mean.
For fucking annoying playing with him actually, I can't take it, it's just he's just like
a bot, actually like an account player.
of him actually being a competitive player is fucking mind-boggling.
you
Why the fuck is Zendin's lobby, dude? It's not possible to play these lobbies, like, dude.
Such an insane fucking dude, like, holy shit.
I gotta wait till he finds me.
I
Bro, there's no peacekeeper.
The Violana has lost me, 200 of them are I think.
Every time I'm on his team, I don't think he's ever had a positive KD.
I'm kind of tired of it.
Hello.
Good day.
I will not play Vengecury, it doesn't matter what you donate.
the second coming up with the vital amatobis here
Jesus fuck my life
Try random. I don't really know.
lead by positive example yeah I don't like to be no I don't think he's bad
remaining. Five seconds remaining. Your turn to pick.
It is the dark bank.
Prepare for battle.
of
Oh
They might have vision here. Oh
the thing is still
time to test the waters
you're in over your head
turn up this guy's crazy as fuck he's gotta be on molly or something or some powder or something
I'm gonna kill that block.
The fire!
Opening small
come on
Don't make it, don't make it, it doesn't matter, it's just playing it
Watch my TP from Berserner.
much messing
bottom
As if we come mid
I'm fucking this guy
Yeah, I'm coming
Coming coming
Coming as well
I don't need six, I saw the enemy
it's fun in one
I'm just here for a listen, I'm not gonna...
HAHAHA!
Nice.
I'm gonna take this though.
You can buy Ops RKZ.
Can we run at bottom tower with a lot of heroes?
I'll kill.
Truds.
Nope, no.
I have a troll if I get level 5.
I just want to farm, I think.
That's all you is.
I'm not sure.
They were involved.
Think push.
Radiant structures are protocol.
Two cores just casually thought Hawaii? I don't know.
Then... I guess I die, so...
The top tower is under attack.
What call we be friends?
What call we be friends?
The middle tower is under attack.
your top turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or something
with some powder or something
razor gates
I think he'll thunder right away.
I'm out by the request.
of
the
I'm gonna go mess with that Razer, I think.
I didn't make the TV so long.
and
the entrance. Look an entrance.
Just come past that shunt area.
Fuck, I like these two fucking idiots.
Maybe he saved me actually.
Let's see if I have the cooldown right.
No I don't.
Dude, what are these two idiots just doing in front of a tier 2?
What is this log dude?
They're just standing in front of a fucking tier 2 tiny, he's not even at a rune.
Bro T-peed in front of a tier 2, cause he thought I'm gonna wave for him.
And he was right.
What a genius.
Genius of the fucking lobby, 7 steps ahead.
Jesus Christ, this lobby is fucking trash.
My bad, my bad, I should really...
I need to think...
I need to think I'm playing with my cousin from Uzbekistan,
and he doesn't have much thoughts, he just sees dots on the map, he just runs up to me.
Good god good god
It's not just
I think Karatek should smoke with you.
I think they're all done.
They're done.
They're TP'ing us down.
I like that.
They're all done.
im basically deep somewhere in 15 seconds
ogrex into radiance guys
this is genius
this is genius
i don't wanna come across the highest ego in the fucking world
but jesus christ
what is this lobby
what is this build
he's got a gauntlet?
no?
ogrex?
what the fuck is this shit?
I can stalk him 10 seconds.
Take care, Tom Hamlet.
Have a lobs.
I'm gonna go down.
I'll last in 2 seconds.
I'll last forces.
I
Do this
Yeah, yeah
What the fuck is wrong with this guy dude?
It's fucking on me, I think?
It's possible he might be a count wire.
Dude, what is this game?
Dude!
Holy shit.
I can get whatever, Apple.
,
I'm not fighting now, there's no dragon on me.
You only need to just farm sidecamps.
Please stop tipping to fucking lanes.
here is gamer
dont team fight gamer
I think we need to just run
Racer's cliff, Racer's cliff.
I'm also down, I can watch this.
Racer's cliff, Racer's cliff.
I have a tassel and timber behind me
I have a tassel
I don't have anything I do
back back back back
I'm stucking, I don't know.
I'm brave.
I saw it on that rider, there's no one here. I don't like this.
I missed it all behind me face.
No, just first I thought this was good.
One level of input is maxed.
You can go 520 in your room.
This one.
I'll tip you after this.
Just ignore Timber.
I'm using spells on him.
Oh, there's...
the
I don't think it's easy.
I don't think it is easy.
Can you hit Tinder from age?
Can you double buy it back?
I guess not.
of
the
one
of the
to the
There's no people
The enemies
this way for omni service
okay, the omni can push
I'm cutting more.
I'm sure.
I'm sure I thought that's...
I need health.
the
the
the
I don't want him to die.
I run base with haste
And thanks.
It's not time yet.
But it's time if I open.
I still don't know what time it's going to be here, I'll sleep.
I didn't know you'd get the fucking... this shit.
What the fuck?
I actually know how to do that.
That's actually new.
What is that sound?
Yeah.
I just thought that was good.
Where's everybody going in the first one?
I don't know if it's...
I don't give you a dust, I don't really have slots.
I
What the fuck
Yeah, I don't know, this lovey was ass, how many points is this game?
12 points, is it worth it?
Like, I don't understand, what's the point of playing to 10 points dude?
What's the point dude?
It's so boring dude.
It's actually the most boring experience ever, no joke.
Like it's actually a reverse dopamine when you go from losing 40 points with Divy Lama
and then next game you play for 10 points with Tobey.
Like it's brainwroth.
It's actually brainwroth.
I can't take it.
Look at this guy, look at what he's doing, this guy, the storm from last game, look
at him guys.
Mage, Larry, Yashakaya, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
Why claim my level 300 award, what's the point, I'm not claiming it, look I don't have any
interest in the shit no event effects no antiques why I care about this what's the point of it you
think valve is gonna like buy me with this stuff bro I remember when valve actually cared about
don't I do I remember it's Christmas season I just got out of high school I just graduated brother
I just came home it's dire time it's dire time we're gonna do time trials for baby roshan people
actually care about the couriers and stuff now look what we get we get a collector's cash we get
Collectors cash and this dog shit quarter kuros. That's a recycled trash
This is what people are so happy about. Thank you valve such a pleasure guys so much caring the inspiration passion. I love it
brother I
Remember what times were good. That's all I'm saying. I just remember those days brother
Agedin's Labyrinth dude, remember when it just got released for the first time bro, I remember
man.
Dude, I was sitting there, you understand me, I was sitting right over there, and then
I look at the screen, Ag's lab, what?
They also had like time trial also for baby Roshan, dude, it was so cool dude.
The idea of turning a mini game into a competition that's optional if you'd like.
It's beautiful, dude.
What about now?
What do we get?
We just get nothing, dude.
And people sit there and they're excited about it.
They're excited about some stupid, um, what's the game called?
The dragon game.
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, what the fuck is it called?
Hunter monster hunter they got rid of battle pass and ti compendium to focus on releasing
new content guys check it out it's it's a paid sponsorship event that valve literally just
got money for but it's content no
I used to play, I liked it, it's a fun game.
I mean dude you know I have fun playing Dota you know I do I just there's occasional actors
what the fuck is this stop stop stop my fucking account getting flooded
someone heard me please stop stop
Dude, is my inventory going to be like 300,000 things now or what?
What is that?
I don't even know.
Listen, Valve guy, listen dude, listen, I'm sorry, I take it back, listen, I'm proud
of the work you've done, I'm sorry dude, stop, stop, stop, listen, I'm proud of the work
you have done on Monster Hunter. I'm sorry, please stop it. I'm sorry, okay? I don't need
70 Monster Hunter sticker capsules. I don't need it. Thank you, though. I appreciate it. Listen,
while you're here, though, maybe Axlab, eh? Maybe Axlab. What do you think, dude?
of
the
This guy looks like an account buyer guys, 1,192 wins and 254 of those wins are MVP.
This looks like an acquire if I ever seen one.
Let me check real quick, trophies, a little 53 account, slow versatility guys, we may
have an Acquire situation.
This second player on radiant look like an acquire guys.
10 seconds remaining
Five seconds remaining
Why am I losing gold why am I okay?
Mikey go park go park he pick it he pick it 67% chance
Beautiful
Let's get that 10 points boys!
Let's go!
Your turn to pick.
The bag!
Prepare for battle.
It is in the bag!
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but it's a good idea to do it.
I don't know about this.
We are 5 indeed.
How high do I rate ZQ?
Does ZQ even play?
I don't think it plays.
I don't think he's nice.
Respeed gating.
Missed the drag, see?
What is this damage?
of
Hehehehehe
We need to get level 2
and we're fine
this guy's yes is like a respectfully like acquire but I mean it would just love
Why does this frog even have such high damage?
what is this guy's problem
I don't know, I don't know
Let's drink
I don't think you catch him, he has literally 20 more ms than me, what did he do?
Oh.
What?
No.
No.
Die!
I don't know.
what the fuck
What the fuck!
Offlane diff
You're gonna play for a reason, I have no TP
I catch, Largo
Yeah don't worry bro, you got it solo
I got it solo
No mana or spirit now, it spells in
Hit them coming bro
Holy shit, this guy's clock is like soloing every day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Okay
It's all my picture now
Rewards in stock don't worry boys. I know what to do
You can get to the spook though.
He's level 6 in 8 minutes, eh?
Help him guys.
Help.
Holy fucking shit dude, you should actually pause it now.
You should actually pause.
What the fuck?
I thought you were going to play
Put some of the fuck that's trying to play
Your bottom is under attack
He's a fucking century on this frog you saw me put a word away
Your bottom is under attack
Okay, you go the fuck I mean we kill
There's no do you can go your bottom tower is under attack
Bye Blink, Bye Blink!
Holy shit, that scared the fuck out of me, dude.
He's rolling to gate right now.
I think he's not.
There he came.
I'll rescue the top ruin, level 5.
I'm coming to the bottom.
I have to run, I'm coming.
I think voice crew is just looking at bottom
He's under attack
Gorgi?
He's still here in Void Square
Okay, they're all here
There's a lot of TP's you can hit there.
You should farm the stack, I guess, I don't know, I already knew it.
Oh, he's here, and you're okay.
I should have both of us
C-tree maybe we can open bot tower or something
My farm is bad
I'm not us
I'm warming down and up and I can go
I'm not ready
Nice, nice, nice
First beard we're gonna roll in soon
some grass it but I coached 30 minutes of morphling for $100
Yeah, probably would.
I can do it for free.
I'll tell you one piece of advice I learned from Mitoro.
When you're running up fog or you're running into areas that are dangerous, just press
F or whatever your shunt gain key is.
Such a good habit.
then like you also become very aware of your HP all the time and your limits very
like you're understanding a vessel you're understanding of how the fuck did
this guy get eggs
I lagged at the big bots.
I spade too.
of
of
You guys need my damage, just kill him.
I'm far.
I'm coming.
Okay, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Okay, it's fights over.
No mana all right but we can fight, just no mana.
I can catch
Norm is up
What's not dead here?
She's just not OP.
She's not dead though.
I'm looking for his dumb.
The structure is
No, calm down.
Fucking cosmetic RP dude, what's going on right here?
I haven't even seen Rpcast in this game.
I'm curious.
HAH!
Fucking griefers, I'm all in this.
Mikey is literally griffing. He has not used our apc a single time this game.
Go, go, go, keep running
You can wait like 30 seconds to have...
...butter
Just go push mid on one hero
No 5 casters
Yeah, keep it.
Go team!
We got them.
Rekind, two seconds.
No disrespect to Rue, you know, rank up, right?
This guy is so sweaty, what is this shit?
This guy might be a swerve actually, not the actual act buyer, right?
No health, no work.
Sorry ringmaster you are dead.
You mana dropped my ass?
Thanks brother.
I
you
Spray done made up
He's chasing me, we can TP one here guys, I can kill him.
Yo
Come on, we can get after
Turn up!
This guy's crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Molly or something, or some powder or something
he's rolling
I don't want to catch them I'll set up top
We all have TP, so it should be good.
I
I
Learn again, bro
the
enemies
the
radio instructions
you are
you
you
I just walk into the building, I think.
Here's some mana.
I'll catch him.
of
the
shit
We don't need to get ages to come, we're spotless.
of
of
of
of
I found you, which might make you like me proudest.
I'm lorigo and I go and I go and I go
It's cold.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
your turn to pick.
I'm lucky.
I mean, this guy's awful by the way, but I'll try my best.
So fuck, he last- she was picking Stormcari last pick?
Oh fuck, it's Bat? Is that even good?
Is he watching his stream? How's he just guessing all his heroes?
Oh, it's Mid Viper! Oh, he's Mid!
You all are never happy bro play off meta bro. I played a different hero every game actually
that's not true that's not true I played a lot of morph today right yeah okay that's
That's not true, but listen, I played mostly different heroes in every game.
There was an AM yesterday, an Omni, a Mortus, a Sven, Weaver, Windrunner, Morphling, SF,
Klingx, Lifestealer even, like I play variants, high variants.
I don't want trick like everybody else.
You know I'm not in my life at DDX?
You know I'm not in my life at DDX.
I play like 3 heroes.
Let's go for a spin!
I'll put up my kickchat.
Yo, what's up boys?
I'm in the kitchen bro, what are you talking about?
Stop spamming about...
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Bandit's guy dude?
Bandit's a less-samed dog
Bandit's an animal
Oh, DDX, yo, DDX, what's it got, what's it did?
are you ready to rumble the battle begins
I'm not ready.
I didn't know I was learning a new trick and I was playing the game, I shouldn't have
I'm gonna kill you.
You're not gonna fucking kill me.
No, it's a burn.
I'm pretty good.
What?
What?
Ah man, this has to be a bug, brother.
Is that simple, no?
I don't know if he does, but it seems like he does.
I should have killed him.
Oh, she okay I think.
I'll kill this.
Oh
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
I used the laughter.
The enemy's middle house has fallen.
I must be attacked!
I must be attacked!
I must be attacked!
Oh, what the fuck, dude?
I don't know. It's weird because I feel like I'm looking for the existence of this game
which just means supports. So it's a bit of like a... I don't quite understand why this
This happens frequently, but it does these days.
fixed or not but there was a dog that when you take a neutral watcher the enemy team sees you
so anybody knows they fixed that because i've been paranoid about picking up
watchers and i'm in like a vulnerable positions even though i want to
What a fucking clown on Phoenix 3, it's actually a long video game.
I love how there's active turn-ins for millions of dollars and the most game breaking bug
it's still not fixed
Just doesn't have any interest on
I didn't watch Super Bowl and I don't know who the fuck Bad Bunny is.
Sorry.
Maybe I'm a boomer.
Probably am.
maybe here is like 5 seconds
one shot
i also did not really know if kitrock is here
I don't know why they're just like so fucking aggressive on me, they're just suiciding on
me.
Don't know why, don't know what I did, but they do not like me.
That's okay.
I'm actually not even unironically joking.
I actually don't know who those people are.
And it's weird to me that I genuinely don't know because usually I'm like pretty tapped
in you know I'm talking about with like the zeubers and the boogers and the gooters but
I actually don't know the fuck about it.
Phoenix here.
The thing about Dota, and I know you guys are gonna be like,
KOPIUM, YOU'RE BAD, KOPIUM!
But listen, 5 men ganking Adona is really bad, they nerfed it, last patch.
You can put the fucking ASAP assist gold formula in chat GPT, okay?
It's literally like 30% less gold when you kill heroes with a 5.
Maybe it's more than 30, maybe like 40% almost.
So yeah.
get rid of it or get lost without it
I'm using chat chip for the opinion of this dude.
What else do you use chat chip before other than for math?
formulas. It's literally the prime reason you would use it. Dude, it actually simplifies
reading Dota patches so much. You can put in so many formulas that Dota has changed over
the years and it can just fundamentally change your perspective. It's actually- What? What?
What? You're an aggro?
That's crazy.
No team.
How is it L-take bro? You are so insane. I want you to explain yourself right now.
Kasper with hush hush. I want you to explain yourself why it's an L-take to use an ever-defining
system that won't, regardless of what you may think or what you are proud of, AI is coming.
AI is going to take over the world, especially in the next 30 years. If you're just sitting
there in twitch chat typing about how ai is trash buddy i think i got some news for you buddy
okay expansion please
it's like those fucking noobs in runescape that don't use fucking bots when bought it when
bought it was a good virtually unbanable and you could just bought when you go to sleep and go
go to high school you just you got a fucking bot listen if you're not
botting in everyone else's buddy it's not simple in Rinscape I mean actually I
saw a post that all the like the Russian moda streamers were modding who's the
fucking surprise though I'm not surprised some dudes have like randomly they open
the stream they barely stream they get 30k views instantly
I think GG could be a more played voice.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Why are you making fun of me?
That's what you get!
That's not...
Your top tower is under attack.
This might be the first game in like a month where I got carried
Actually, this might be the first game in a month where I actually don't have to do anything
Dude, I've been praying for times like these for sure
I deserve this fucking game
I've been literally fucked by Toby one day and fucking the Vivalno
Like there's no way I don't deserve this by the way
What are you guys doing with your life?
Your top tower is under attack, enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Dial victory.
We won!
Nice we're back to what I started the day with boys.
We're back to what I started the day with.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are hating about beef and broccoli, what's wrong with
you?
This is the first red meat I've had the last five days, I'm enjoying it right now, is
that fine?
I went to a nice restaurant last night, I almost had rabbit but they're out of stock,
so I had some like yellow tail or some shit, some fish, some trash.
It wasn't trash, but I would have preferred to try and grab it
It was called lapin lapin
No, I'm up lapin
Have some carbonated water you don't come up
fucking mirror before you ever type again in kickchat rabbit or hair I don't know
who's this guy locked in yeah sure buddy if you have your name on steam is locked
in I'll tell you absolutely you're not locked in because for you to understand
what let me tap them to be locked in that means you're on
tiktok which means you're not locked in excuse me.
No, this is a checker check it. Can you even see it? It's not
beer. It's mango grapefruit flavored sparkling water. What
do you think about that? What do you think about that? Isn't
This guy is griefer, I do not recall.
Why does Jirana buy eggs?
I mean you still buy eggs on games, I think you can just analyze how you think a teamfight
will play out, like you visualize it.
And if you think having the double attack is important, cause it's about like a hundred
attacks for you or some shit, it also helps with flak, cause you attack additional targets
on your axe and your flak's activated, so it scales pretty well with your talents.
I just buy most of the games, it feels like you actually don't get close to people in
fights, like you sit there and you like AoE people.
I'm not going to play Magnus Carrey, I'm not going to play Alchemist, what does your
suck ass?
They have not been buffed in years, why would I pick them?
Actually Alchemist got nerfed for some reason.
Okay, another game against the frog.
Oh, this song is a little bit, this song is fucking late right now, hold on.
I remember listening to this song in high school, man.
The dope ass song.
Hey, was it high school?
I think it was.
Maybe it was the end of high school, I don't recall.
Oh no, this was Frank for major. This was in me and dude means to mill would go to the smoking lounge in
In Germany, we were in Germany for major right Frank for major and we were staying at a hotel with a hookah bar
Stick more
We were staying um
At this hotel right
And then we would just go to the hookah lounge and just smoke every day.
It was a cigar bar. It was a cigar bar, dude. I remember it was a cigar bar.
Dude, we would just get fucking livid and pull this through this album.
I quit the 2023 I think.
Yeah, 2023.
This one is in the bag.
He's banning you bro, don't take the bait bro, don't take the bait.
I see one
Guys can try to kill them
That's right
and
He's just tunnel visioning the last word.
That's funny.
I'm going to pull with the hard carry.
YOU ANIMALS!
Oh my god, who the fuck would do the shit?
I
Name is tiny mix tiny mix
Direstructions are fortified.
of
the
maybe you should be typing Mr. Frog
you okay?
I don't want to take him for Axe, I'm coming as well.
I can't believe what six guys, they can pressure the top.
I learned new habits playing these ghoul games though, like I just basically buy a reward
for myself because anyway it doesn't matter if my team gets the words they don't
it's like they know how to place them so I just I just take all words and I just
it's like I'm playing in a plot lobby fully you know
I have body in my village Gordyma
What?
Largo cannot TP, still low.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Destructions are fortified
Thank you for
Can we take top tower?
here's the bad pass
can kill all the skulls, easy, yeah let's go get him, we can kill all of us too.
of
Oh
I have volume guys thank you this one
It's not time yet
Bye bye Orchie guys, for fuck's sake
I'm stuck now
Yeah
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I don't even know.
I think if you guys smoke here, they're probably right here.
I can't go here.
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna die
I have a little bit of tiny spells maybe.
of
next time just pull him so I can hit him
It's like this guy's done a lot of building years.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
here we can take this barrage
ok there is barrage
I'm going to go to the other side
I can't believe.
I'm gonna just defend bottom Tide, we can do tournaments.
Radiance stock is off.
It's tiring.
Just do a storm and connect the tide if you're a wisdom after.
So a brood cannot be a wisdom at the top, so we train.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm going to kill this guy, I'm going to kill
I have to wait for this
I'm dying, I'm dying
Okay, maybe kill 10s.
Okay, look at spiny, spiny come back to work here at the left over here.
We don't go in Largo, you'll see us.
the
That's probably worded here, do you have sense for it?
He stole the look.
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing this game?
Oh shit this game is so hard cause my team is like actually my team I mean my storm
is legit an account buyer I think like 90% sure is an account buyer holy fuck if I didn't
I don't know if you win
I'm going to clear this guy out of bottom
I need to go and smoke in gates on him, he will go this way probably.
Okay, now my bomb is going to score.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Someone should be on trying though.
Maybe instructions are fortified. Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack. Dyer's instructions are for top tower as follows.
Your top tower is under attack.
guys we need to go back to rush
i think i can't take that hit
We're out in a rush, you can farm your BK against him.
be careful here I want to go smoke the storm's bkb
They're not there, go and do ward, go and do ward, do ward, do ward, do ward, do ward,
Oh, fuck, I locked it in.
Oh, first time in a base.
I thought he fought himself because of which
BAM!
Beep beep mapp, beep beep mapp
Not playable
TURN UP!
You guys, you gotta be on par with us, we're not on par with us
Go go go
Alright, I'm taking you
I don't know, you guys are so unaware of the game. Like what are you doing? Obviously there's a ward there.
Just back and wait this fight and go.
These guys are like account buyers. All of these people are account buyers. It's so fucking obvious.
Why is he running it on Belty? Oh, whoops, I'm dead.
Did you fucking account burn shit?
I'm going to go hits.
I can put banner and hit, I don't think I can do much, just going to die and hit this.
I'm gonna hit this.
Do not go here on supports.
It's 100% warded, unless you see them on the other side then you can go deal with them.
I think that's right
I'm just gonna take this up most.
Just stay here, this way we'll push.
okay okay it's fine you can do it just watch yourselves like they cannot kill me
That's fun
I'm playing now
of
The enemy's middle head is past.
The enemy's middle head is past.
The enemy's middle head is past.
I
Use us
when is tournament bro I'm a fucking pub a god that's what I'm I'm the prison warden
brother I mean I need to do the duty nobody else wants to do I am gonna be the gatekeeper
of rank 200 stop you're under arrest you stay on rank 227 you dog shit yo topson
Fall in line! Rain 300!
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
If I would change anything in Dota, I would nerf every defensive item in the game.
I think it's disgusting how defensive Dota has become at the highest level.
Like, you can't even kill supports at all.
Like, it takes, it takes, it's actually harder to kill like a ringmaster than it is to kill a carry hero.
we will see how it is done
let me tell you
let's talk about larga and nolka
let's do it without larga and you will be in larga
what is the name of larga?
you are griffer
I'm not griffer
I have 0 heroes in 20 minutes
I would be in the bottle
ok
ok, please bring the party
What are you doing?
Ivan is sleeping on the map
I remember that I didn't see him in the game
He lost a lot of games
He doesn't have a top-1 game on the map
Turn up! This guy is crazy
He's got to be on the map with some powder or something
Keep it PMA, keep it BSJ
Your turn to pick
Hit Lord
Let's go!
How many games do you play?
10 seconds remaining.
That's great!
5 seconds remaining.
You
Let's get a fire going.
It's in the bag!
Prepare for battle.
Set the bag aloft. The wind will carry it.
It's in the bag!
30 seconds to battle
Well here's the red faster than I said, fuck
He is pro player
This guy is crazy, he's gotta be on Mali or Summoner or some powder or something
Turn up
I'll help you to try to block your wave
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna try
I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him
Ok, let's go
I
What
I have a gobole strike.
I have a gobole strike.
I will go to the left
I will go to the right
I will go to the left
I will go to the left
The
What the fuck is Fishman doing right now?
He's just letting them pull every wave. What the fuck? Why did you pick Clockwork?
I was just gonna kill you, yeah.
No way, dude. Oh, he gives me.
I don't know, they're just doing it like that, picking Lotus and doing nothing.
I'm going to go back.
I'm gonna use the Ops.
It's not gonna be small.
It's okay, I think.
Do I have to make a mistake?
I'm gonna get the pallet, bro.
This hero so f***ing bad!
How did I pick it?
Oh my god
Oh yeah
I'll buy my own sentries, I guess.
I'm tilting so hard right now, I'm tilting so hard.
Don't worry, I will do everything.
Nice.
We can storm ill and kill you again.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Are we gonna block them?
Yeah, we can't.
oh good boys so good who said I'm tilted yeah all good so good yeah it's all good
I don't know
Why are you using the limo?
I didn't do it on purpose
What the fuck did you do?
I didn't buy the sentinium, it's broken
It's okay, it's not broken
one
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I don't know what to do with this one.
Oh fuck my life I can't find this.
He just comes, takes my xp, doesn't play some warden leaves, like is this a fucking joke
dude?
This fucking idiot on clockwork is literally just trolling me or something.
He walks my direction, doesn't place any vision, and walks away after I finish killing the camp.
Like this guy's a baboon man!
Seriously, like how?
Holy fuck my life dude, I don't get it. How the fuck can you please support your whole life through this shit?
I'm not gonna throw a shot at him.
How much?
A lot of damage.
I don't have much MPG.
I need to get the log.
I need to get it.
We got the logger.
Let's go.
I'll give you the bar.
Let's go.
I can't even get the stack.
time?
Stammy job, I'm gonna...
Ahhhh
I keep it this...
I don't know, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
My TP is not that good. I'll be the one who knows. I have a play center for you.
I think I have a new illusion.
What do you mean in Valid Location bro? What do you mean?
I'm not gonna die bruh.
How would I fucking... I can't...
I'm not sure if it's working or not.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
your bottom tower is under the tower
yes
what a punk
what a punk
you punk still not satisfied
the box still exists guys see I just saw bounty for no reason there fucking valve fucking
He's in JiveLand!
He's very fat on Argo, guys.
Yeah, he's on Argo, but...
Well, it's already in the chat, so what?
He's shooting at us.
Can I try to do it again?
Oh my God, God!
I'm running out of ammo
Should I summon Cosmars?
You're flooded
You better use your health
Stop
Don't pick up too much
Look at this
purge me right now i can't stack dude what's wrong with this game is it hearing me flame valve or what
Oh, I'm not in the way of the battle, I'm not in the way of the battle, I'm not in the way of the battle.
Oh, I'm on the second floor too.
Do you understand that I can push the enemy with the m2?
I can push the m2 with the m2.
I can push the m4 with the m2.
I heard that the m2 is in the forest, you can come here.
Hello, 12 gun, guys, I'm very strong.
We have a lot of timing, Gargana, honestly.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to heal.
They want something, guys, but they can't.
Go out, go out, go out, guys.
I don't want to fight
I don't want to fight
I don't want to fight
It's okay, Artorca is a farmer
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Okay, somehow this fucking storm died.
I'm gonna Phoenix him.
How did I die?
I'm gonna Phoenix.
I don't know what to do, I need to run to the LARG, I don't want to play this game
What's the dealio there, lads?
Don't worry, the sound will cook soon, it will cook.
Give us some time.
I'm going to the north, after the tower, he's in the bot lane, we can see him
Is this how I kill?
I was killed all of them, I don't know what I'm talking about
I'm destroying
So he's almost dead, it's fine.
So Fishman going in the tank is here with Dota 200 tier 2, eh?
This fucking Fishman.
How...
Dude, look at this...
No, he's trolling dude, he's trolling.
Fishman's trolling, there's no fucking chance he thinks that he's gonna do damage to this
this hero. Okay, maybe he's not trolling, but if he's not trolling, that's the same.
What if you go agg some carry, Lina though?
Of course, I'm gonna stop it if you're strong.
I wish I'm here, I think.
I'm actually so far now though, I'm back, that one kill gave me so much gold, I just
Skiff on me, should we win this game?
Can we kill Trist?
Yeah, guys.
Let's go to the river, let's go to Trist, let's go to the river.
We can kill Trist when we get to the river.
We can.
Dude, Fishman is actually like, unironically, like, unintelligent or something.
Cause, why is he buying a Solar Crest in this game?
They have all magic damage, they carry a fucking storm, they have Phoenix,
They have SF mid. Why is he buying solar?
Like, what's going on with this guy?
Jesus Christ, dude. I don't even understand. Like,
what the fuck is he thinks is happening here?
I expect to turn my morsos to 20.
I have 15 lvl, guys.
I'm very disappointed.
I'm going to run
They're going to kill me
No, they're going to kill me
Well I can kind of, I don't do much damage yet.
We have pure damage from Light Garland.
He has one spell that does pure damage.
Who cares?
I look as a forum with...
I see one.
and
they are on both
We need a pipe on a hero in this game.
They have 5 heroes that only do magic damage basically.
Kind of need pipe.
Windrunner can you buy pipe?
I think I'm joking, serious.
I'm not ready.
I'm buying, mate.
We cannot fight 5 vs 5, go play sides and buy blin and start with lina travel and a
I'm gonna block the attack, you make solo kills, I'm going to enter the edges, and after we watch.
Watch the Napoleon.
I saw a bling probably.
Here.
I can bait my enemy on myself.
I'm going to push mid, I'm going to push the patch, okay.
So you do it.
Kill or be killed, mindset.
I have some of them here.
I
Regret
Nevermind I can't be
I hear a bottom
They are just running like animals, just 5.
When they are here we can farm all of these.
enemies
Okay, this is warded this is warded this is warded and most likely this is
They have one force though, only one force and Storm has no defensive item guys.
Guys can you stop dying and try to land?
What a fucking screen this is.
It's like your fourth death on Largo there, I don't even know how you keep doing it.
You basically keep running down this path and then dying in this area or this area.
Look at the server, guys.
He has 30 HP, I'm going to kill him.
He took no damage by the way.
He's taking zero damage.
For how long? 8 seconds, alright?
Nice.
We can take here, we can storm H6, Tyran, Vayne, we can watch for something in the plant.
I can give you a buff from 5.
I don't think I see.
Fuck, I don't care.
You can don't use spells.
Oh, let's see.
What?
How does this shoot work?
I'm good at it.
I didn't sense it, take care of him.
Maybe it's over, I don't know.
Let's see.
They're just cheaper than T2.
Can you check this?
Someone's pepping me.
Don't know why why why is this guy here like dude? He doesn't keep you here. There's SF on this wave
Why is he here like why it doesn't make sense like it makes no fucking sense?
Why he's not top like it doesn't make sense
He's gonna literally fucking like imbeciles
The only reason they're winning this game is because they picked good heroes
And then I got this fucking Lagushka who's useless and I got fish man who picks a hero
He doesn't know how to fucking play and then yeah the game is just awful. It's just awful fucking game
Is someone on my ban list? Yes, okay
Go fight go smoke right now. Let's go smoke
You can farm it and connect last, but they have no underlar all T and they're dead one hero.
Gem on Storm.
I don't know how to say it in english, but it's a good thing that the game is easy.
I don't know how to say it in english, but it's a good thing that the game is easy.
It's easy.
I can't attack a self if you want to I don't want to, yeah
Right
Okay
I don't understand what this game is
I'm gonna throw some like that at you
Launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch, launch,
maybe force piping for you
I'm coming
I can't fight, Pit Lord.
I'm going to the top
Are the games ready?
Yeah, they're not
Check the rush
Oh shit this hog is fucking fire dude
What's up?
Go go go
I will come
Go take it fast, full damage
I'm coming
I will keep you both
Very fast caution.
What the fuck is this damage?
Watch, watch, keep watching.
Okay, I'm out of luck.
I'm not right, you guys. I want to go base.
I will follow you.
you can kill maybe on sets and soundshifts
guys are you wanting me to buy griffs?
or i can buy bikini on myself
i can buy bikini, it's just the purpose
I can buff the heroes now. Me and someone else.
I want to fight. I have satanic. I'm very hard to kill.
I'm probably.
I can put everything in the bush.
So I don't get it. Why does this refresh my passive? I don't understand.
It's like damage, no?
Guys are low.
I used 5.
I'm fine.
No way, no way.
Start miscaving behind.
I'm gonna throw a bomb, I'm fine
I'm gonna use the conch, I'm fine
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm gonna go
I'm going
I want to farm my big EPS as well.
If you want to get a watcher in there, just tap.
Maybe bottom.
Well, I have a big hero here.
There is a focus on farm now.
Before I respawn.
Or we'll regen twice and kill a problem in this area.
Okay.
My bottom is like half damage you know like burn damage and this is cost like your spell
damage.
I'm gonna have to see if I can see it.
What the fuck?
Okay, I guess I said that's that.
What happened?
Okay, I don't get it.
The steam down?
I can't connect!
That's crazy.
To Dota is such a shit game sometimes.
I actually can't believe it.
How many fucking games I'm crashing and freezing everything.
He's against me today for sure.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, fuck this game.
Nice.
Okay, well, I guess I just have to wait now.
What the fuck else do I do?
How long is this show usually?
No, I can't reconnect, it doesn't exist.
The Custodian doesn't know where I am, my account, Custodian is down.
Oh, I'm back.
I'm back.
Let's see where am I dead, let's see what's happening.
I
Did I got this shit pull what happened we all disconnected or what I don't know it seems seem just crushed
The fire the biggy building guys
I just come and farm it, okay?
Wait for me.
Okay.
Storm, I defy from the...
I keep him.
I'm running top to you.
but they will react and maybe watch on this house
I want one more camp
I will come base guys and then we can fight, okay?
We probably ward our triangle, we wanna run like it's fed or we just...
That's a primary tower.
I can't buy the guys, can't keep watching. No, I can't buy the tower.
One more, I'm going to kill him
Okay, okay
He didn't hit it
He's not going to be able to hit it
Does he have your soft?
He's a good person
I think he's good.
Don't be kidding me, he's strong for a little bit.
I'm keeping.
You lose everything though, I think he's good.
Don't be kidding me, he's strong for a little bit.
I'm going for Arctic.
I'm going for Arctic.
My Sportik.
What is this shit?
God damn it, god damn it!
Dude, my magic resist is actually not even that tanky.
Like, what is this shit?
Dude, I should have like, what, 65% magic resist or some bullshit with pipe as well.
with some glimmer I don't know maybe I need to give you anyway cuz I'm thinking to myself I
Have like 70% magic resist pipe. I have satanic. I think I can survive
but I
Guess not to be honest
It's just
I don't have anything to do with that.
It's two heroes and he has no pkb, I don't know what to do.
I'm not scared.
Can you guys either hit a side or fucking rush?
Yeah, shit guys.
I'm just... I'm just Largo.
Think uh, rush.
Think work.
I'll give it to you, Pete.
I'll give it to you, Pete.
Nice damage.
Do you want ref him or you haven't?
We just need pick off now to find this asshole and underlord or some shit.
I can't get out of here
Let's take a cheats on Larga, instead of me
61% magic resist
Is this the work?
Jesus
I'm gonna kill you
Are you worth it?
I'm gonna kill you
I think we can go high ground and put banners and I hit.
Yeah.
Let me farm BKB on the way to bottom and then we go high ground.
Oh, yes, I got the damage down!
Let's go!
I can't take it.
Nice. I should just farm and I can take it.
I don't know.
I took it. I took it.
I could have been on the Fist.
it's
team can you come this and we put banner and
This banners aggressive position
They disconnect now it's their fucking turn a piece of shit
Oh fuck, okay boys, fishman not gonna reconnect or what?
Fishman is gone.
I might get hexed right now.
I can just save you even from ulti
7 seconds cooldown
YO YO
I'm fine
Jesus fucking Christ, why are you licking me dude?
Hi, hi, fine maybe?
How are you?
I'm okay
Jesus Christ
Oh my god, oh my god!
I'm done with this game, go next.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm fucking done.
You lick me one more fucking time.
No, no, no, god damn it please.
I actually, I think I could get my BKB off,
I fucked up.
That's my bad.
I don't know how I don't get my BKB off on the SF.
But to be honest, I'm gonna be straight up with y'all.
This game is laggy as fuck right now.
Like, I don't know, half my inputs are just not working.
I swear on Mimamo, okay?
I swear on me chicken, I just ate today.
understand it I farmed them I ate them
it's where this game just likes
I don't think so. Your middle tower has fallen.
Got smoke?
Not really, there's still a lot of them.
Go for it, go for it. No double alt S, let's go, let's go.
Okay, I'm gonna buy bots too like a beast, let's go.
I can TP on you, I can TP on you as well.
I don't know where I'm going
That's a fly, it's a fly, it's like
I got a fly, it's like a fly, it's like
I can't see that, I can't see that
Where we can fly left, right?
I can't see that, I can't see it
Go, go, go, go, go
Storm, storm, storm, storm, storm, storm, storm, storm, storm
That's okay, it's fine, don't be confused
What's this?
How we like this time though I think?
I thought we had a seed problem.
He has low souls in SF though.
I don't think he's having a chance.
He's trying to get it.
I can't believe he's trying to get it.
Oh my god, hoggies!
Fountain die, fountain die party!
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It always gets me dude, this, this, no I don't think so, it always gets me, it's actually
Funny
Holy shit our tour fucking jerked the dude off without what fuck to this guy right in King chat
Okay, what is this pool we got a roll stick
I love you, let's go!
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be a lot of s***
Yeah, that's what you're trying to make fun of
Okay, let me see
Bro, please, let me miss
It's remaining
Okay
you're
10 seconds remaining.
Dude, it's like unpredictable.
Who the fuck sees-
R4!
I want to see you, my friend!
We are on time, not play together!
I do!
I buy you micro!
I buy you micro phone, micro phone check!
Nice, you hear me or not?
Nice!
Bye!
Hello, Foychik.
Nice to hear me, World.
Nice!
Nice!
Hello, guys!
You hear me?
Ah, blyat, I can't hear you.
Hello!
It's a what enigma mid or what?
I'm just gonna go south and spanking.
Okay guys, I level 1 total trash, let's go dodge, dodge please dodge dodge.
Oh, blyaaah!
Oh, nice move, nice move, Rostik, nice!
You hear me, Rostik! You hear me!
I hear you, Rostik, I hear you!
You! Let's... Let's jump!
Okay, it's Enigma mid and it's Tiny offline, which is good for me, I'm happy.
We're also just kill the images if you make image, okay?
of
the man that
I got this game is going to be so ass it can already tell you.
well times like these I guess I'm happy I picked morphing because if I am not
morphing and I'm landing with rustic in the clown mode I don't know what the
fuck I'm supposed to do
He just made me miss the script with the fucking spirit.
and
Why am I not getting HP from the flag bear creep guys, do you see this?
I don't have the debuff, I don't have buff from the creep.
Why?
What the hell is happening actually?
I'm not getting any HP regen.
She is actually a huge bug.
Oh fuck, I should have stayed.
and
I think I'm cheating
Maybe it doesn't give HP vision, no way it doesn't give HP vision, it gives you magic
crystals though, doesn't it?
No?
Oh fuck this game doesn't have a bonus in this for god.
Okay Rustic, I'm gonna go base, I'll be back.
It says health regeneration and magic resist no?
I'm telling you I swear I got you guys fucking animals you're so stupid
Dude are you guys like gaslighting me?
It literally says it gives you HP regen
Am I like trolled right now?
Like look at it
Health regen increased by 3
Are you guys trolling me or what?
It's all good though
your middle tower is under attack your middle tower is under attack your middle tower is under attack
Okay, I need to stop playing so lazy, I'm actually kinda checked out, but I think we can win
if I play better, so I'm gonna try a little bit.
I don't want to buy a raindrop, this guy is just gonna keep spamming Tulsen here.
I don't know how I missed that, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
3 heroes top guys
minus
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Stacks himself.
It's like Coup the Sucking Lobby is.
Well, we got the great horseman of late game.
We got ET position 5 transitioning into carry.
We got Huskar mid.
I got Midas on the way.
Parker's playing Slark so he's probably gonna throw the game somewhere or another.
And the son of short playing weaver.
So I don't know what that really means at the end of the day, but looks like he's dead.
I was just thinking he might have a blink on Tiny, but I was thinking if he has a blink he's probably on mid right?
But no, he was not. He was just toppling casually
fresh
Your middle tower is under attack
Oh my god
I don't know, this game is just like forced loss.
Johanna? Johanna?
I don't know what the fuck this game is, honestly.
I actually just got all the goons in my team this game, which I'm not even mad about because
the last couple of games I've been getting good teammates so this is just kind of like
the way it goes sometimes.
What the fuck is he doing?
God it's this cold though
Your top tower is under attack
Look at a fucking hidden pool game exactly what I was thinking in the pool promise like
are we winning? yeah we're not winning right now
I think that's only like minus 20.
I see though. I think.
Not 100%, we'll see.
I mean, my true opinion of this, this situation is like, although Rustic is funny,
it's impossible to play with him when he's playing other than mid.
Why is pasta playing for me?
Dude, it's not- he griefs this game, because he doesn't even want to play other roles besides mid, so when he goes not to mid, he griefs.
And then this guy first picks Huskar, it's like unplayable game.
This guy, the shit, is just the worst player in the game, and he just buys our first picks Huskar.
So I don't know, it's possible, I don't know.
do I want to play one more 21 points okay well it's kind of orange you like
at this point if I get like this guy again maybe I should dodge
Yeah, I'm probably not gonna just love you.
You know guys, I want to be honest to you, I actually didn't even know that the flagbearer
creep doesn't work on heroes, I actually didn't even know that, I'm all gonna lie, I literally
didn't know that. I played like thousand Dota games in the last three months and I did not
even notice this. I don't remember how many months this new patch came out. Did not fucking
notice this at all actually. See this is why I'm not pro. I'm just casual player right
now. You know what I mean? This whole fucking time I thought this aura was a magic resist
aura so when you push like your hero has a natural magic resist from the creep. I actually
I didn't even know dude. I'll be honest though. I mean I didn't really read the patch. That's so trash
It's all good though
I thought that was the whole point of the change to make it so it's easier to go high ground.
Like I thought, I actually thought because I skimmed it obviously, I didn't look through
carefully.
I thought the whole intent of the change was to give the scaling magic resist aura so that
when you go high ground you can put a banner and then suddenly you have an advantage in
the enemy base.
Because your banner defends the magic resist creep, so then you have magic resist on your
heroes. I honestly thought that's how it was. I literally thought that's how it was.
So that was surprising. So I did learn something this game. I did, I did.
Thank you for the positivity you bring in this world. Your streams have generally helped
me more than you can imagine. You made hard days. Yo, bro, thank you, bro. Love you. Hope
Hope things are better, hope things are good, and hope they continue that way.
But honestly they should revert it.
I have no idea why it doesn't work on the heroes.
It's so stupid.
It's like, that's literally what I thought the whole, who gives a shit about magic or
some fucking lane creeps.
It's so pointless.
It's actually so pointless.
Like this 93 giving 20 subs to the beautiful community, the best stream on Earth.
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Enjoy your stay and have fun.
I
Was so long
This lobby is pretty high on mark
I'm sorry about your father, PB, TT, you know, 93, may he rest in peace.
It's pretty much the same build every game there is like some deviation some players do
like I see a lot of people not finish me all new but I think the best item you can buy
on her is me all new it gives you everything you need gives you DPS it gives you the ability
to push waves of not being there it gives you
let you try to do some damage on this wave it's farmed too I think you basically go me
all near pike this guy's crazy shadow blade of either either you go pike into BKB or you
go pike at the time. Let's finish this.
RTC kill EG. No. You kill EG.
Yeah, we're on gulars for sure.
Is this the guy I've been playing yesterday?
Is this guy?
Yeah, it is.
The guy's actually griffer.
I thought about changing my title to learn how to be a better player like we has title
cause I saw his title it was so fucking funny it was so funny
I don't think monkey king is as good as pause 1.
He might be good and competitive like you pick him early in the draft and then you flex
him on the lane so if you have last pick, I don't know, in a pub game I don't see any
reason you pick.
You don't even win your lane against Pit Lord, for example.
Like Monkey King, when he was a strong side laner, was when he could actually 1v1 the
course.
Like, but now he's not strong enough, his base stats.
But you can't hit someone 4 times anymore.
And even if you do hit 4 times, usually they back off.
It's like you do less damage than you take.
Why are people not rushing agg, Sanjaro?
People are using flak as the main damage.
So you use like older gyro, you claw down and flak, you don't really use like rockabarash in the team fights as much
Obviously you do like later and in some cases but you basically itemize for your flak to the most of your DPS
So that's why Agh seems to have lost some favor and I think Manta is needed for all the vessel mids
Like the vessel mids are kind of the reason that the meta is shaping up the way it is
That's why Largo's meta is a core, because he actually can deal with the vessels.
That's also why Ember is falling out of mid meta right now.
Ember was very OP about a month ago, or two months ago.
Now he's not so much.
They nerf him a little bit, and they also, people have figured out how to deal with this vessel.
That's how Greaves came to be.
Storm came out with mids against LeBasly, the whole meta was created because of Vessel mid.
Ember was the best Vessel mid. People started realizing you could buy Greaves on mid heroes to counter Vessel and also counter Ember.
So now people stop picking Ember and now people are starting to stop picking Greaves mids and the meta is shaping up differently again.
Yeah, but that is good in real games. I don't know about pubs.
10 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
You
you
how they flee before us
This one's in the bag.
It's in the bag!
I
For you
30 seconds to battle
This fucking guy just runs up by himself in the two five years classic.
We got zero bounties and they got first blood, okay this game is probably over.
Statistically we are fucked but let's see what happens.
I'm also attacked.
Lost in the war zone, yes.
No mercy.
What?
I don't know what's going on here.
What did he just do by the way?
He just turned around to deny our re-inscript and said he needed to die basically.
What the fuck did I just watch?
I
What is my SD doing?
you know that even
Zed what the fuck is going on?
you're running into him and self disrupting and feeding, what's going on?
dude I can kill him, I cannot kill him
I could kill him if you pressed blood grenade but you did not trust me I think I understand
how your hero works but you did not press blood grenade so I cannot kill him.
I will maybe kill him but I will die.
Bro you ran into him and pressed self disrupt and said no words are you fucking stupid or
what shut the fuck up you are an idiot.
Seriously, I'm not gonna fucking even pretend you're literally an idiot. Just don't talk. Bye
Holy shit, these people are insane. They're actually insane. Like how do you even say these things like bro?
You can't just walk into their fucking hero say no words self disrupt and then blame the carry like what the fuck is wrong with your brain?
literally fucking idiots like
Holy shit
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is falling.
and my mercy reigns. Your top tower is under attack.
Sparky robots for disposal. Canceled.
Your middle tower has fallen.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You guys just snipe her?
What the fuck is he doing?
Did he kill her?
Guys, guys, guys, what is he doing?
So there he's throwing the game.
One kill on this guy and we can kill him easily with all the shit.
the
standing in front of the turkoo, alone
he's teeping mid, he's teeping mid
brief's coming on this guy soon
I'm not going to play this ever again.
I'm not going to play this ever again.
Insignificant.
I think it's too deep guys, I think we just have to...
oh my god
it's too deep guys you will all die
Radiance curry has been killed
Yasha
I'm bounty going to tip gates, they want to kill you top with orchids.
I should fly it away from bifurge, you can come bottom.
The Slark is not that strong, he has no HP, you can die really easily.
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This game is just full troll.
I'll kill him.
This guy's buying salve in the fucking fountain dude.
buying salve in the fucking fountain for what purpose to get the outside of base faster bro by
the time you fucking click buy salve and use it you're already full hp holy fuck
I think I'm down to go next, this game is pointless.
We lose 4 belties because Panda just runs into 5 heroes dies, SD disrupts himself 2 times
like an animal and lane and it blames me.
I think I'm fully done with this one.
I don't know, the lane night games are so fucking 50-50, it's unbelievable, like you
pick the wrong person.
you just lose like it's actually incredible how this this rank 800 guy is the best part in the lobby
it's fucking wild shit
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I have your tp box.
Do you need a med?
Oh no.
Radiant structures are fortified.
I'm gonna run into 5 heroes right now.
Hi boys I'm done thanks for watching I think today I ended up with down like 10
It's all because fucking the violin on the minus 40 it's always one minus 40. That's so easy to avoid
But I guess I just have the cookie crumble sometimes
It is what it is to be would be
I'll be back tomorrow
Bye bye
Also got to figure out why I'm like