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Ugh.
No, I don't like a vegan kebab. Who the fuck likes vegan kebab, bro?
Give me that chicken.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
Cardor brother, hope you are well.
I'm doing good, thank you for asking.
I'm in Toronto.
This is not a beef only, this is chicken.
Chicken's eye as well.
What is that?
What is Persian kebab?
Ground lamb, salt, pepper, onion.
I mean, I don't really like lamb that much.
These days, I have been changing my taste buds.
No, I don't really listen to J. Cole. I don't like J. Cole that much.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something, or some powder or something.
What is this?
Horde Knightman.
Die a team pick.
Holy shit it's DDX Top Sun.
I'm not gonna kick the day off with a bloodseeker game, I don't know what the hell you talking
by Bob. Listen, the last time I played Bloodseeker is 2018. That's the last time I'll ever pick
a Smolny. It's that simple.
I did accident.
What the hell dude?
I'll do
Windranger at your service
Prepare for battle
I think I fixed it actually and it feels better.
Batuk picked Huskar last pick yesterday against Anti-Mage and he went 0-15
You watched that game?
I did, but...
I
Don't want to get hit here. Yeah, I guess so
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
of
the
the
the
I
Not sure right now I got the system what the fuck
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm just gonna push him
I'm just gonna push him
he can't push me
what the hell do you want?
do you have a stick?
I like the wind.
You're crazy.
I can't take this.
More of that.
of
of
of
of
of
Pop him a bit
Any value here?
Look at Ember here. She has no mana.
Not yet.
I'm gonna run after him.
I'm gonna run on the back corner of these walls.
I'm gonna run.
fuck
no chain right now, no chain, no Q
yeah but then
turn up! this guy is crazy as fuck
he's gotta be on molly on some powder or something
oh i thought that shit was going on there though
I
What's the queen skill move?
What?
Backer?
I'm mostly
I'm building a clever one
I'm mostly
Oops, I was going to say
Your middle tower is under attack.
Remember to beat the base, no kind of de-silence.
Should smoke bottom right now, Ember can't help.
Stop the farm.
Ember cannot help.
Oh my god
I give you six, I give you six, man.
So the screen of pain is just fucking shitting on the game.
I'm out this lane.
I ran like the wind.
Radiance Currier has been killed.
Your bottom turret is under attack.
MOLLE.
They smoke through the corner of the map.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
They lost so much farm doing this. I don't understand.
No farm top, no farm mid.
I'm aggroing a lot with this gun, but...
It's not time like the way when you expected
I got an ulti.
I'm gonna ulti.
I'm gonna ulti right now.
I don't know how to fight right now, they have gris.
They have B's in here, I have to take it.
There's gonna be lots of them.
I'm trying to try and...
They have B's.
How is this bullshit not lashing
Yo, so there's first game today though. Yo, good morning, dude
what the fuck dude i don't know how this one didn't wait this one i don't know that one didn't last for a little bit
you killed sky dead
moron is here
just me and dad we're just getting business done
He used the Ausman.
You can't, right?
I don't know, dude.
There's a tree in here with tree ult.
Son of cunt on.
Why I farm so slow, bro?
I'm literally...
I have never had a game where I can farm for three minutes straight.
There's been five heroes in my lane for the last seven minutes.
You understand me? You fucking piece of shit.
Say one more fucking thing in the chat area.
pussy
why is quad mid at minna 19?
i think i'm gonna have urn
jesus
I'm not there.
maybe ember has no tp
I'm only at this I think they're on our xp
I don't know what the fuck they are I'm gonna just
I want to fight on 22 minute rune mid guys, let's do this.
device smoke muchachos let's go
nice
no no no
they are getting bot guys
Let's wait for them to show a map a little bit, they smoked, they smoked, and I'm just
stuck mid, so I might keep looking around, and I'm not sure what to do.
We can chase the courier, it means they're 4 bot guys, they're 5, they're 5, they're
5.
We're kind of close to live items to be honest, I go finish the Lotus and shit.
I don't know if this is possible right now.
I don't know how they're here they're done good strength
I'm so split, can you charge this guy off here?
I'm gonna see
Hey mid lane, I can call him at dis, I can call him at the path so
I don't know, we don't have wind keeping
Okay, I don't know
He's like he's gonna be mad at me
Nah dude, I would never be mad at you dude
Yeah, I have his friend
I don't want to fight before he gets his crimson
I'm sure you're this game
Yes
I'm not, I don't know
I think I'm in the infarct
My damage was kinda wild, I know
Yeah, you picked Puck.
You picked Wunder, where is your damage?
I mean...
You don't talk, mom.
I have lots.
Sorry.
I don't think you need this.
Fortnite man throwing the game again?
No, man.
I can't connect to the stall of you guys.
I just gave him birdies.
You can kill him.
I can snuck him.
You can keep him actually.
Don't want to fight.
I don't want to fight.
I'm sure.
Copper Sword brother.
You have the Yipa?
I do, I do.
I'll get the Reap Fire.
one up one, one is free
no chainball?
my keyboard is disabled
fuck, not pulse
oh, oh my
no, you better not
uuugh
I'm going to go back and rezzer to be bought.
I think we can go attack
Oh the trackers are landing here
That's right, when they're out of the most I'm here
I'm gonna rush, yeah, he's not using his life, okay that was a bit of a strange situation.
Do you get told when you destroy with this?
No.
I'll buy Jim after playing this.
Actually, I buy Jim now.
Fuck, shut up, Lee.
Fucks.
I need to get the fuck.
It's coming.
Oh, at least I got it, guys.
Could have been worse.
Could have been worse.
I got a gem for you.
Could have been better.
I am.
Really?
Of course.
You got some spirit maker probably.
I don't have TP for top, I'm stuck bottom I can be mid soon
The top tower is under attack.
Nice big fly.
Okay, no, no.
I like the wind
they were looking for me bottom
they're gonna take the gate to bloodbath
I'm just forcing gank to him.
I'm forcing death.
Maybe you can take gank and go de-ward the tree.
I can smoke.
if you see him charged
Alright, that was pretty big.
It's flying everywhere in the game.
of
They still fight on this ward.
No razor if they come here.
They're probably going to arm.
I see this one here.
I can make a lot of space in the fight.
You want to look at med December my tp on tutu right now
I think we're completed, huh?
Thank you, I'm after.
My mana.
I think Winston, somebody there, Winston.
I think this is big enough to s-
They're sitting all on vision.
maybe you can bait, let him heal you, let him heal you
nah, i'm not doing any damage with the election
probably due to bait and next time I think we're going to do is bait out
triple puck because I actually can't do it
okay I actually did literally minus damage
I'm not gonna ult razors my mistake
I think that'll lose fans.
Turn up!
No.
This guy is crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
I should have just not to died there.
Yeah, I'd be killed.
I should have died last time.
I'm gonna do a new loss.
I'm gonna bite the vine after the Root Disperser.
Yeah, we have another J.A.V.E. base by the name.
Well, I'm gonna get items from someone else's tank.
Can I take and die with my arguments clause?
We can, we just haven't taken a normal flight on time. Under vision.
Let's get the Rushing, I guess.
more attention
yo can you guys smoke us? just like three of us
someone's gonna show me mid and top
look at mid-ish
there's a guy looking for me top right now
if it's very early back
if someone else we can come
yes, jelies
it's fucked already, wait wait wait
I don't understand this fucking baboon on that dude.
I call you snappy kb
Trees bottom maybe we can do some shit quail
look at what?
I already touched me
5 seconds
they're all just running this fire too, like every dot on the map
I'm going to do 25 maybe
I'm going to have a high five
You have learned nothing.
You weren't so damn dead I'd shoot you again.
I'm gonna find one.
What's going on?
Is that AFK or what?
I was eating.
I'm not low, I can call you, can I chase?
I got him.
I got him.
I don't know, like, I'll be honest, it's just another day of like, some boosted fucking
animal and awfully ruining my game again, like, I don't get it, because God plays so
bad every game with me man. I don't understand. How is this guy high on MMR? How? Every game
I play with him, he just feeds, he does nothing. He has no fucking pipe.
I'll just go in guys, and fight back, let's take it a 5v5, the board, smoke, here we go
One normal fire that's fine.
There we go, three Hexes.
He's a razor. Well...
Your bottom tower is under attack.
This guy had more impact than everybody that I played with.
Just by buying these items.
It's not fucking possible to play.
I don't get it.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Okay, okay.
and
and
wonderful your middle tower is under attack your middle tower is under attack
I'll try, I guess.
of
I'll play this with the most dogship players in Dota
There's like the really good ones and then everyone else is just awful.
like it's unbelievable
it's not about zero dps it's just razor
it's why razors first picked every game and competitive right now
it's why it's the most broken hero in dota right now because
The hero is just braindead.
If they had this bathrider and I had this razor, people would do no damage as well.
It's just how it works, it's just this game.
My cousin from Uzbekistan can load into the lobby, feed in lane, and buy these items
and have the most impact.
The structural design of Dota 2.
Dude, if I press, if I have Daedalus, I'm telling you right now, I will not kill him.
There is no, the reason I cannot kill him is because he has this item.
It counters like the whole hero.
If you're battling on Morph, you just go Vlad's Mantar Agarlus.
You cannot itemize Tiffany.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
time to pick
I don't know every there's like every competitive match I was looking yesterday on Dota buff.
Every game razors first picked a band.
So stupid it's like Dota becomes really bad to play or like unenjoyable to play when
meta is discovered honestly. When the meta is discovered and people just copy the meta it's
so boring. Because basically every game goes down to then are you gonna have people in your team
that follow the meta or are you gonna have casual players? And like my my team does game I have
punch clock with boots they have tusk and razor so it's like inklings
he just pushed him into me it's fine it's fine I get full resource I don't know
what the fuck he just did dude he literally just killed me
I used the mist
it's going to leave a lot of rest
But I guess I'm dead.
I mean, my podge is level 6 and minus 7 almost, so...
I guess I'm not really done.
We're really strong in supports.
I mean I'm not doing another I don't want to play this game
I feel like I'm gonna rage to everything hard I feel like I'm kind of low patience
Soo...
Hahahaha
Everyday the games are just so bad
Hhh
I don't really have the patience to play them
is this...
Maybe I probably... It's probably short-stream today
Probably short-stream
I don't really feel like playing
Every game is just...
Miffleshot, as strong as...
Your complex haunt has fallen
under attack.
Seems like I'm just gonna have to play against Razor and then on my team I just have like fudge.
So boring to play.
I think I'm going to use my death.
Your new tower is under attack.
But focus mind and shack and radiance wave has been killed.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'm not ready.
I'm gonna make coffee.
is under attack your top tower is under attack
thanks for the target practice your middle tower is under attack
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower has fall
your top tower is under attack
attack
your middle tower is under attack
your top tower is under attack
Your middle tower is under attack. Your middle tower has fallen.
Your middle barracks are under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen. Your middle tower is under attack.
Your ancient is under attack. Your ancient is under attack.
I mean, I don't care about talking about drafts, to me it doesn't matter because this game
it's not lost because of my pick.
This game is lost because my first two clockpudged basically create zero draft impact.
And there at first two, Tusk Spiritbreaker or was it Tusk Razor makes them be able to pick
whatever the fuck they want.
That's why supports are important.
It's like, if you start the draft and you decide to say, okay I'm gonna pick AA and
Abaddon supports.
You can't get mad at your cores for not picking Weaver or Dragonite.
should actually realize that you are griffin the game by picking bad heroes like I'm not
gonna fill in the holes in my support player I'm not I don't care he's too fucking dog
shit and I don't care I'm gonna accept the loss for what it is I'm gonna move on my
life I'm not gonna try to play like last game I picked win-runner with my clock and
I had an awful experience because it's annoying.
I fucking hate playing with Pudge and Clock.
It's so annoying.
Heroes that require cores to go like 10-0 to win the game.
I think that today is a huge band risk.
situation because I'm way too angry I might rage quit and go play Diablo at
some point because these games I've had my last yesterday's games were also
super tilting and I'm a worried that if I keep killing right now I'm gonna just
fucking tilt the fuck out like every game is just so fucking miserable
Bro, playing meta heroes is boring because there is no counter to the meta.
That's what I mean when the meta is figured out.
When the meta is optimized like right now, there's literally for the last how long has
it been three years, every patch is about finding the core that can abuse defensive
items the most.
It's been like this.
Dude, the Falcons literally want TI because of this.
Well, they nerfed it after TI, but the reason they want TI is because Mal-Reen abused this.
These items.
When you, when you're...
Oh, I'm sorry, it was this too.
These items. And what do they have in common?
Like every patch, at some point of the patch,
The defensive item X, the strongest user of defensive item X, equals GG.
Whoever figures it out, whoever realizes what is the best, usually wins.
At TI, it was the stupid Ghost Scepter BKB in vulnerability.
You click these two buttons together and you're immune to physical and you're immune to BKB.
You refresh it, you do the same thing, and now you're basically in the teamfight for 10 seconds without taking any damage, and doing AoE damage.
And then throw in an A on Disclator as well, when your things dot down.
So, every patch, now it's the 0.
Yeah, it's pretty much right there.
It's like now it's this year with this you get there
And then you just buy these items and you're too annoying in the teamfight
They have to address you because you just run in with this thing and this DOT aoe damage
And then you don't need damage items and it's also bad
Just this matters is awful
Solve the solution has always been the same valve needs to actually buff offensive items and nerf defensive, but they're not doing it
So for the last five TIs
The last five TIs is rate packed pipe
A on this go scepter
BKB go scepter
Basically, there's been nothing that helps carries it's kind of that's probably why you're Taro's having more problems these days because
The direction of Dota has been anti-carry for a long fucking time.
Yutaro can't 1v5 every game anymore.
It's just not possible.
All right, there was also a patch where I remember people buying glimmer, glimmer cape
on course.
I think it had no mana.
there was a patch I remember you'd buy glimmer on every core and then there was
like a holy locket patch there was a oh yeah five bracers on tusk patch like the
double bracers at 25 minutes
I mean, it's because, and I know this, there is no beta tester in the Dota team right now
that plays carry. So basically the last five years every patch has been defensive. Razor
is not good because the hero is good. That's my problem. The reason this hero is good
is not because Razor is a good hero. It's because of a 10 talent and items. I personally think
that's lame. I think the hero should be strong. But the hero is not strong. The hero is just
able to abuse with this. If you remove this 10 talent and then you slightly lower the
damage on E and then nerf team like grieves, here's that oh yeah bristleback, glimmer cape
sure, but that's it
I don't know what's going on.
What?
I hate the one degree at all, I don't think, I think if they don't buff offensive this
game is gonna just slowly and slowly get worse and worse to watch and play you
changed his name seriously what's his name
oh yeah I remember that patch the arcane vanguard disassembled bloodstone
Razor is just a cheeser, he's always been this way.
Jesus, what is this lobby? Am I sent to the fucking chat of pools of hell right now or what is this shit?
10 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
I'm going to just have fun, because I think this lobby is brain dead anyway, whereas we'll
I'll just have fun with it.
And then Dota Summit Clip, I think he went to school or something.
There's your career following me.
I want to go 1 now Bracer, I'm going to go solo ring dude.
I
Don't say oh you buy the battle begins
I think he's going to be here.
Locked hard.
But wait a little bit.
I want to see if he pull wave.
Left left left, left left
I think he gave me two more
He took me back to the water
of the
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
Yeah, not so much, but it's okay
It hurts, I'm gonna break your ass
This is some special
I'm for sure
I don't know what this guy's doing but he's tilting me hard. What is he doing?
He's trying to pull a fucking small cam?
Right?
What is this guy doing as well?
Can you pull down?
of
Instructions are fortified
I know you just clicked no button
I'm going to TP top guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Wait
I'm not ready yet.
the
need to put sentry on gate for ta trap
play with ember, yay
I'll kill you
Just play with Ember and take T8 tower, fuck this down, it doesn't matter
of
Why does that happen sometimes?
It feels like randomly the pull doesn't work
No mana at all, I need to get some more.
game isn't it?
We're just feeding the AFK guy.
Why are they not pausing? This is game.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I'm going to roll.
I
Punch take so much fucking damage dude. I thought level four flash sheep is still enough for a rot. You know the eggs
I'm not ready yet.
BOOM!
What?
just happen wait so I hooked him and his defense matrix stopped the hook what
I spawned.
They're coming to use me now, guys. I spawned.
Whoever designed Defense Matrix is just an ape, like...
Honestly.
So far, yes, indeed, three very unfulfilling games.
I don't know why you've been on loss, I don't know. My project doesn't lose.
Commands all around, boys!
Is he speaking fucking Spanish or what?
Oh, no, he's not. He's saying Earth Spirit 4, okay.
Insect, brown boots tango. Holy crap.
Like I'm back on US East.
I don't watch soccer, bro. I don't know.
Yo, anyone at Diablo 2 fan?
Isn't that pretty fucking hype dude?
Like randomly shadow dropping a new class?
Isn't that hype?
Or no?
I don't know if it's just my inner child, but I feel like I don't have the patience
to go through grinding Diablo 2 again.
Like I kind of want to play, but I know it's a long grinding, like the game's not casual.
I mean the game's casual kind of, like it can be, you know, it's fun, but I
I think to truly enjoy it, brother, it's like late game, you know.
What's that? What end game content is you able to R have?
So, but the thing is, I played Path of Exile 2, the one I early accessed released, and
I remember I was, I had fun until I realized each boss fight took, dude, one of the boss
fights took me 40 minutes. Like literally 40 minutes just because my damage was so low.
It was like 40 minutes of kiting around and doing like 1 centimeter of the HP per second.
Or per minute. So I said I think the game is great. I'm gonna come back to it when they
when they fix it. Did they fix it?
fix your face kids shut up
Diablo 3 was my favorite Diablo guys.
game I don't know what it was about it but that game really like dude I played
Diablo 3 like religiously like I was top 200 in the leaderboard for greater
rifts in NA I was fucking dude I was do that game that game was the fucking
best
Isn't that stupid though? Don't try to make your own build, that's why it's your damage,
isn't it? Like stupid.
team pick
gradient team pick
gradient team, diet team, I am in time to pick
and your turn to pick
It's fine, do race, it's on enemy team, it's fine, so good.
You
But you will shoot on people and they buy weird items or pick off meta heroes thinking
It's bad to follow? I didn't say I think it's bad. I think it's silly that it takes me 40 minutes to kill a fucking boss in a game when I'm just playing it for the first time and not like hell-act or whatever.
How is that not a common sense?
You think it should be common sense to follow a build guide on your first playthrough of a fucking ARPG game you bought?
It's all good though, I'm gonna find out.
I am ready.
Prepare for battle.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Anyone miss me?
Stop raging.
I'm good now, I just want to put a scary game.
I'm good now.
Just positive mental health too, can you play the line please?
What?
play the lion positive mental out please
I don't know what you say play lion
false false
post play the lion positive mental out you play the fucking line dude thank you
thank you thank you I'm dead now though
I have something on my head
Do you block wave atomic?
Atomic, that's it
Courier go go go
the
was my sub doing sitting getting quilled
Okay.
I guess it's just this venn experience.
It's on like what we're doing here.
Okay, not bad.
We got a stack pull here.
Kinda good.
I don't know what I don't know what to do here
I'm trying to pull.
Let's have some good vibes in the chat please!
I'm sure that's on strike.
That's on strike, he was there.
What? Oh good though, nah it's fine though.
Did he just TP mid on respawn?
No problem bro, it's a good thing I can jungle.
I got no words I got no words
I just don't even see anything in the jungle
Just missed fucking 4 CS dude
How much was my next shake?
Oh dude I missed 4 CS dude
That was just a juicy CS that's my fucking trans dude
What the fuck rips?
I'm walking and that's it.
No more missing last hits.
I'm fucking done with this shit.
There's no chance I'm missing this last one right now
a bit of a sus one with ease a bit of a sus one
That's a lot of people.
Yup, classic support impact.
Come to my lane, feed my lane, and then leave my lane.
And not my lane, I'm half HP, and probably gonna get dove soon.
Okay, I have some super illegal stuff I feel very useful.
Give me tango maybe.
Nice.
so far I mean objectively speaking I need you guys to be objective about it
on a scale of 1 to 10 how hard do you think my subs grief this game for me
already I'm gonna say like 10 being super grief one being their great players
and having a great time I think it's about about eight situation for me right
It's a bit of an 8, I think.
You're just trying to be...
of
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
the
Your middle column is under attack.
I don't know
If you want you can farm this stack with my empower on slain
I mean, I'll explain.
I am watching with Dov and I'm just getting really angry watching the show.
And I understand it's her character and the intention of her character is to make you
upset, make you angry, like feel something, right?
About how absurd it is, but also be able to relate to her.
You know what?
Just let's push her, right?
Yeah this pause, I'm fucking bald right now.
It's all good though guys.
I mean I don't know dude like the thing is this show like it's it's a frustrating show
to watch and then when I was watching it I watched five episodes or six or something
and I'm just thinking to myself like fuck I was thinking to myself like brother TV
TV is not supposed to be, uh, like to piss you off, no?
Like, I-I feel like you're supposed to be happy to watch TV or at least thought-provoke in
a way that makes you happy, like objectively, like there's no way to make a great show
for everybody, I understand.
But like dude, this show is ass, dude.
It doesn't make me feel happy, it's pissing me off to literally watch it, it's-
my eyes are burning watching this show, you're smiling.
I am running with haste.
Fight, fight.
There's this Bristol, he's still there
Give me mana, I'm kicking
We need minus to kill him.
Press in here to bring minus to kill him.
We're getting baited.
Push this way.
Roy, you're gonna be here to be honest.
It's fine.
All guys, it's so hard.
I need to watch out for my health
I'll TP top
I'm familiar with the sports
Broadgating, Broadgating
I'm dead guys
Hopefully my supports are happy with this arrangement, because I'm not.
I feel like this whole game, I'm just getting baited to do things that put me in the position
of death and affect my game negatively, so I'm going to just AFK farm for 25 fucking
minutes and refrain from such actions.
What is this animal doing, where does Nimmi under vision here soon?
We're good to continue.
Go and go tipy here on the center. You can attack one more time for yourself.
I
Said
I'm farming my BKV and waiting for my upgrade.
Is this worded?
You want to fight, I have a wiki here
You can push mid and bottom
Go out smoke to turn and enter
Push one more wave
I don't know smokes nice
I read that taking...
...Roshan or the waiting for someone to...
I don't know
I'm down bro
They will gait and go hard with them.
You want to catch them?
I don't think so.
I discussed it on the golems.
Invoq going gate. Zero going gate.
I think we're going gate
You didn't take it, did you?
I think you don't see gate
Yeah, you don't see gate, I think
I'm going to use the big bill models.
Every lane is just shoving into us, it's so hard to find farm to get my fucking pkb.
Every lane is just sitting in power tier 2's.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Scraping the game
Just press that fucker, let's go. I mean we're just losing the whole map
They're vision here
It's a bad place to fight, under tower.
You can tip him mid, we can go small.
You can then rush.
We can do it.
Criss.
I'm gonna top.
No big keepee.
Mork.
I can spot.
Here's Morkas.
this is it
you can make it like this, I just had half combo
let's have half combo
I'm really fucked up for sure, I don't think missing axe is an okay thing.
I feel like he's alone. I feel like the invoker's on our wisdom, in my mind, so I don't care.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'm not in top.
I don't know, skims just feel so weird, I feel this whole game basically, we've had zero vision.
It just feels like we're playing with zero vision and they have wards on us and they
can make better decisions than we can basically.
It's like, actually a whole map is sword kills, there's three kills, just have
I don't know why I don't feel like there is no vision for the whole game I don't feel
like this game my sub is just great for me no joke feels like this game is full fucking
I can breathe by subs
Let's get rid of him a little bit.
If they hit, come please, be right in the base.
What's happening?
I
Can't even execute like two times
Why it's so hard about it dude you three fights in a row this guy is grieving as well.
It's just a fucking, I don't know, it's a force loss.
Myself just come top, feed, leave.
Come top, feed, leave.
Then they don't do anything the rest of the game.
What an insufferable experience this was.
You
Grieco
I don't know, I don't think you can actually expect me to carry this game.
My ringmaster basically, I'll tell you exactly what he did.
Comes to lane, doesn't block hard camp, lets enemy offlaner stack hard camp, pull hard
camp, deny two waves, leaves lane after dying first, bloodthoom their bristleback, TP's
mid minute three, doesn't come back top, except minute five and a half to just die.
And then the Shamblin TP stop, minute 6, and doesn't have mana to push Shackle, in which
we proceed to lose half our HP and I can't stay in lane anymore.
And that's what happened, that's what happened in 7 minutes.
So what happened?
85 pause 5 that's what happens radiant team pick
I don't want to be on this guy's team, I really don't want to be on this guy's team.
I can go mid, if you roll with me and I lose.
Fury on Timbersaw offlane
I don't even know who to forget
I don't know how I end up with this T-Series actually
This is a gameplayable game already
How is this even fucking playable these games sometimes?
This one is in the bag.
is the good news is this guy picked fucking medusa that's actually a saving grace of this
game if he picked some hero that actually pressures are off lane we'd be so fucked in
this game but now we have a timbersaw vs. medusa so we get to chill a little bit so that means
I think we should be able to play top lane this game salvage the game otherwise if
they had just picked a good matchup this guy would have gated on jikiro just fuck
because it's top lane.
Let me ban this guy real quick.
It's the perfect time to start the internet from now.
I'm sure
Nooo!
Nooo!
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just standing in the middle of the map, what the f**k is this?
I'm not sure if he's gonna be able to do that.
I don't get to screen have any intentions to keep you top or what.
Why the hell do you even pick the serum?
good morning to you how are you doing bro why are you picking furion in this current
fucking year if you're not gonna use your teleport skills
I need to open small.
Honestly guys, I don't understand this game.
We have a fury on, but Furion hasn't used TP a single time, so I don't know what we're
doing.
They're just sitting here on gate, but no one helping me.
Can you explain?
fucking xd
I don't know, every camera, every time I pick this hero I just get tri-laned.
Like minute 4.
I just get tri-laned.
I don't know what to do.
Because I think SF is actually strong at dealing with these.
If you 3v3, as long as they don't go on SF, I think usually he wins these fights.
Crazy.
are you okay?
what?
I
That's a mean rift.
Funny thing.
guy. He picks Alchemist jungle on my team and against me he's playing Jekiro and gating
at minute 4. Isn't that funny how the world works sometimes?
Your top tower is under attack.
of
I
Know to be topic and go bottom now
I have a negative 4 armor, alright we can fight for sure, go fight for fight, but I can
Go snowball, go meta, just go keep fighting like it is, I need everyone to run like people now.
Look, I cannot join you boys.
Oh my god man my fucking idiot sniper.
Why did he TP top guys?
I asked him to fuck you run at mid and what he does is he TP's top
I can't understand humans so I cannot
I cannot understand
It's all good though
Is it? No it's not
But it's all good though
I'm gonna TP top
Cleans on on Viper boys.
I want to end my despair if I slow down.
That he's making new counts to flame me in a fucking twitch chat
Isn't that more depressing? I don't know teach their own though
My disperser coming boys, we can fight
was a no-butter for a bit, so it's good
I'm staying in here, can you fucking tank it dude?
I'm just gonna scream, Timber, I don't understand.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I don't know I don't know
I don't know why people are such fucking baboons is like when they play Dota I don't understand it
I can just run like an idiot on Tiber, we cannot kill you, they just be killing you.
Also, Glebner is super good at this game, bro, we have zero stuns.
We have zero stuns.
I'm just killing.
You're killing, you're killing.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen, your middle tower is falling.
I'm not sure about Linkin now, but what do you mean by Linkin, blyat?
Bro, it's gonna be super good if you jump on you, you have SF sniper cores, blyat.
Oh, oh, I'm coming, boys, I'll just kill you.
Yeah, I don't know Timbersaw, you might be a brain rot from TikTok or something, bro.
I don't know what you think is gonna happen in this game, but I can tell you right now
they're not gonna try to all in you, bro.
They're not gonna try this.
But you can share Lotus Orb as well, you can also blink on them and attack them with
your DKB so they can't go, you know?
Bro, just just go, run and kill them.
Bro, Kaja, Kaja, Yasha, BK, Belinky, nah, pussies, you know, for pussies.
Look at my build nah, look at my build now.
Why I'm not scared, bled.
Just go, bro, run, let's go.
Chill, chill.
I think he's dead
Oh shit
We can't catch him, because the link team will solve it, it does not exist
You can read them
But they have shiv on the vitals
So, it's about
I don't know
It's so brain raw dude, it's insane to me
Like the level of item builds and dota
These guys are not going dude
Like dude
How does this guy seriously
I think these are the items I don't know. My brain is just exploding right now. Just listening to this.
Take out post.
Let's go.
and
He's fine, he's virtually unkillable, this game.
I'm coming boys, Wolf
I'm coming too guys
We're Romanum, we're Romanum
Wolf Rook, in his left eye
It's a pleasure this game, it was absolute pleasure of a game, thank you guys for this
game.
the
the
the
the
the
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey there, Johnson, 4th, Mack, Oil Sands.
Remember when you promised you'd come run a back truck
if you weren't ranked 10 by Valentine's Day?
Well I don't want to say, I don't believe you can do it,
but I have booked your Air Canada flight.
Dude fuck you, I don't want to work at the oil rigs,
I don't want to.
Stop trying to convince me, I ain't comin'
Yo saw this gigachat SF build, Treads mom armlet pike yeah that's a report from me
my son I think that's literally like you should get banned on steam should get
banned on steam for doing that
DIA TEAM PICK
Hello, hello
You can't build aim was tempo.
He doesn't have any natural sustainability.
Probably if you could you would need to buy like vanguard or lads or something.
I don't know if there's anything else, like...
You
I'll bring the spark to the dead.
Prepare for battle.
Ah.
Good smoking, Sven.
I'll give you up for me
Okay, okay, okay
I'm gonna put up 40 Kilo
We can play on the right side, so we play two rounds here.
Link right over here.
Why did he take the kill? Like why? I didn't understand. I didn't use a full wave.
I lose a full fucking wave for this kill.
Like, he doesn't lose anything.
Cause he doesn't fucking CS, right?
Cause he's a support.
Oh, dude.
That's missing
Hold him, I tipi for bomb
I'm under attack!
He's on there, he's on there.
Maybe he's there?
Yeah.
Good luck.
I think it was
Poker from Windons, guys
Most Pulse guys on me
I'm running base, gonna tip him on our wisdom
Don't hit him, don't hit him, don't hit him guys.
You have to run into this shit, only to use other way around.
Save this man.
You're not run, look, let's see.
Nice.
I'm not sure about that, I'm just...
Wait...
I chose the right guy.
Back to the room.
I'm keeping bomb.
I can get, I can get...
You can have ward on Tusk.
I don't know. I have ult.
He killed me already.
Yeah, he plays something on the gates.
Okay.
Please don't.
I take one creep.
that jungling I guess I want to open up the room I hate this aura dude I feel like this
oh he's ha- whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thank you one day
I have to have a look at him, we got him, watch him, watch him, little fask, I don't believe
I'm slowly coming, guys.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
He's fast as bats.
He's low.
He's top, top, top.
He's fast.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
That was top 3.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to try to get the kill.
I'm just going to try to get the kill.
I'm just going to try to get the kill.
Smoking's on you, too, so...
Well, we're in the run.
They could have gazed at us, couldn't they?
Oh, they didn't.
Bat is running to gate, he'll be there in 6 seconds.
They're all down, they're all down.
I wanna kill.
Got him.
There's two lobs in both of them.
My tank is just...
I'm trying to feed maybe.
one
moment greater
easy easy
I feel like that makes Dota so like like you're basically like a World of Warcraft quest-giving NPC, you understand?
Like isn't that what you really are at the end of the day if you play that?
Oh no.
Let's get it, let's get it, I know, let's get it.
Let's get it.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I picked Viper when it took skill, you understand it?
skill skill when i play it
that's cute
He's fine.
Big farm top.
Sound should keep you guys.
That's on me
People are so unaware dude, they're just so unaware I was really running there
Fuck it though. I'm not toxic Claire dude. Just a fun gamer. They're casual gamer. Let's go guys
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
I'm just trying to choose a neutral one instead of making decisions to TP out.
your middle tower is under attack
have to go on without this
yes we just need to keep outfiring them
and if they go on us with this point we don't go ourselves
or learn subs
I don't want to fight them, I'm going to set up ward, yeah we should fight them, we
We need one more.
Gonna go enemy vision?
Yeah.
Good, good, good.
Just chose.
Vyper behind, Vyper behind.
Solo?
Why the fuck would they fight us? I actually don't know.
We have, like, I think probably...
15k goal lead, I don't know why they would take this fight against us, but they did.
And I'm happy.
I'm really excited to share with you guys that I'm actually grateful they took this fight, amen.
Good day.
Games?
I'm scared of that guy.
Oh no, I'm full.
MMR is just a number.
I'm green some guys, they're not that weak, we need only this ball to have a fight
Without it's really dodge
Gonna force some reaction, but I'll TP out
Richard and uncle Sam higher than Amsterdam fucking juicy Jesus the goats holy shit
me when I talked to my child like the most PMA streamer there is right now in the streaming
space in the auto-tune I'm going to kill him alone actually I cannot see that way I need
I need to swap.
Try this, he's not a fucker.
Keep him.
He's talking.
He's fast and I don't.
Minimap on me, I saw him on minimap one.
Yeah, I saw him on minimap.
To be kind of an expected smoke gank, but thanks to the new 740c assist gold nerf, they actually in fact gained approximately 35% less gold for this smoke gank.
Was it worth it? You be the judge.
Yeah, let's turn the vision to this area boys. Playroom, playroom.
I devoted their ward to the jungle. Nice, I just playroom, then take red.
I don't do lane or this comps.
Fungus, Fungus.
I don't know.
I don't know what was for the no razor roll song.
No razor roll song?
What kind of lunatic actually plays all of this?
Spy, Crimson, AXE, and micro, like what the fuck's the point of this shit?
No, full safety.
What? I thought it wasn't even there.
I give you a lot of just 73 damage oh it's AC, let's see, what's AC?
Four empowered kills this game guys. I got four empowered kills in this game
Let's fucking go guys W's in the chat for this four empowered kills
When I watch our TZ, I don't want
That'd be too bro if I would watch myself on some days
I'd be like bro this guy this guy has issues. But listen at the end of the day though
Don't we all you know I'm talking about
like wasn't you CJ kind of right when he said that money make big bang go small
bank I saw the opposite
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
nobody, nobody
I don't miss Fortnite on Batrider, I don't, this guy grieves every game on my team.
The nice thing I'll say right now guys, this guy, I told him never to pick me again, he's
a fucking bot and I flanked the fuck out of him and now we hate each other and
two games in a row he did not pick me and I'm so grateful for that thank you so
much Mr. Morrell thank you so much my friend please continue not picking me
ever you're fucking trash thank you
You
Oh shit, it's Kayori vs Sumel grand final right now guys, holy crap, sorry I don't really
want to watch it though, you can't even pay me to watch it, I don't give a shit about
it.
Where is it?
This?
No, that's not it.
What term is it?
CCT?
What is this trash?
Where is it?
What is this trash? Where is it?
Yeah, see Dota didn't even recognize it.
Is it here? Sorry, I'm in here.
I don't expect my chat to praise every move that I do. What the hell?
Dude, the only thing I expect from my chat, and it's pretty low expectations,
if you ask me, is that when I die or perhaps make a mistake,
you don't type in all caps, LOL, you fucking suck, kill, you know,
blah, blah, blah, blah, something of that nature, you know?
And if you don't do this, you will never be permabend. However,
If you decide on some day you want to do a little trolling, you got to be careful.
Listen, there are no warnings on the stream, I just perm a ban.
Like for example, this stream I perm a banned about 10 people and last stream I perm a banned
about five and two of them are subs. Which one of them were funded, I think.
Can you change this fucking music bro is literally singing Calculator at the lighter.
What's wrong with you huh?
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with you?
Thank you!
What is this queue dude?
It's been six minutes of queuing.
Dude, I'm ranked 200.
How can I not find games?
Dude I've been at listen
Dude I
Swear once I get out of this person. I'm not coming back. I don't care. I'm not going on a loose streak again
I'm not once I get out of this is a matter of time. It's a matter of fucking time. Just good RNG on my side
Maybe the violin doesn't show up for a couple days. Maybe wonder kids in shop
Maybe he goes on a vacation or something. Maybe wonder kids celebrate Chinese New Year
Maybe one of the kids gonna fight a Beijing real quick celebrate Chinese New Year and give me a week of peace and I might get out of
This prison, but once I get out of this prison. I am not coming back. I am not tilting out and losing my rank
110 again. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it
I don't want to play with this pool, to be honest.
Fuck, I don't want to dodge it.
Back, back, back.
Go back, go back, go back.
Come on.
I had pizza yesterday for the first time in like half a year, holy shit it was amazing.
I think I ate like 2,000 powers just for it.
Actually no, no way.
I ate like 2,000.
Yeah, I ate like 2,000.
It was a pepperoni pizza with bacon and some pork sausage, too, that was fucking amazing.
remind the sodium on that shit, fucking beast, there was a juicer, that's so much salt on it, it was beautiful.
I think that's a good one.
best pizza topping. I feel like pork on pizza is like the best combo. The cheese, pork and
the door is just so good.
You
I wish the piggy winers movies out soon.
Does your life change at all if you were to even know the answer to that question you're
asking? Be honest? How much money you make out of Twitch? Like,
does your life change at all if you were to know the answer to
that? Like, why the fuck do why do you care about this? Brother?
You should actually only care about things that impact your
life. And I don't think it impacts your life. I don't ask
myself every day how much money does the fuck is a streamer?
Excuse me, I don't ask how much excuse he has in his bank
account. You know why? Because even if I knew the answer, nothing would change.
Dude, I didn't look at kickchat the last 20 minutes because the thing I'm reading right now is a guy says,
I must spread you buttcheeks like a motherfucking Bible is what I just read.
That's why I'm not reading it.
How could you say my hunter is bad dude? What's wrong with that? I would give you $10,000
if I could experience my hunter again for the first time. What a fucking good show.
in the Kickstarter now, celebrating the fact that I noticed that. God, what a bunch of special people in here, eh?
No, there's no dirt on this bottle, I cleaned it two days ago.
I rinsed it every day but I cleaned it two days ago, like with soap and shit.
i know my mental fortitude is next level i know
I thought we usually win wins last time just not we lost no no no that never happened I
just woke up and I'm on win streak right now two wins in a row let's go meet me to win
one streak.
I see actually.
One streak.
We got the ooze back safe lane.
Me and
fucking what's his in real life name what's the Neko's name oh fuck what's his name like
akbar akbar right akbar some shit let me find
akbar butev yes yes yes yes
How does this guy blind pick anti-mage into bat carry?
How?
Christ shit
How I how is he dude? He's not from Kyrgyzstan. Dude, bro, he's literally who's back. He's he lives in fucking Tashkent, I think
Let me check.
Yeah bro, he's literally who's back.
What are you doing in the gas tank?
He's not from fucking Kurdish expand.
the
the
the
the
the
girl that's no good i bait guys i gotta bait 30 seconds to battle
I'm not sure if it's the first blood. Of course it was me.
I'm not ready for it.
I just got interested.
I'm gonna attack!
Oh, did I get you?
She is for you
Russell Sprouse?
I said
Thanks, guys
This is a beefy
Sniper
I kept it
I missed it
I didn't think so
I didn't think so
I missed it
I didn't think so
I didn't think so
I didn't think so
I didn't think so
I didn't think so
I
Chum
I
Would keep looking my career means stressed out and I'm missing last hits
What?
Bro, are you here?
I said.
I think I just missed like 20 creeps by the way
I actually think I missed like 20 creeps
I don't understand this heroes are so weird like with the last
I'm gonna stay here.
Barotra middle tops him.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Of course!
Of course!
of course of course of course of course yes valve yes ha ha
Jesus Christ.
He's charging me now.
of
I'm not sure if I can get him to use the shield
I'm not sure if I can get him to use the shield
Why me? Why am I just getting roamed on this game?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know guys, I think um, I think my boy Akbar is fucking
relax bro I'm not relaxed I'm not relaxed it's a little bit of a tilt is
smolt I'm eating Brussels broth right now making me calm
Don't worry Taps, I'm coming.
Baratshark is here
I think I...
What are we doing?
I'm dead
Press H
I see you.
Here it is, let's go
He is so good
One more patch
You want to take the turret?
PMA
I said
I blame the aggro guys
Wow, I'm okay.
Wow, I'm gonna tip it top right now.
Oh, I can't stop that.
Okay.
I don't know how to keep this down, whatever.
come out to him
come out to him
i'm getting too nice
i'm getting too nice
i'm getting too much health
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I don't know, I'm kinda tilted.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I don't understand why.
I don't know why.
I don't understand why no one's playing bot in this game.
Like, I don't know what fucking this guy's doing on Vargo, this game.
I'm losing my fucking mind though.
I'm gazing.
I
I saw good dogas you know what I'm saying just good vibes and I'm gonna buy this I think
I
Think
I need to refer resources don't I come back
I'm
a
one
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I'm not sure if I can get this one.
I'm not sure if I can get this one.
They'll jump on me right now
of
I haven't run
Yo guys why are you so pushy Mortar? Can you go fucking kill them or what?
No I'm gonna
I said
Yes go
What am I watching by the way, I don't understand, dude, my Morta is just not ulting and attacking,
I don't get it, why?
What the fuck am I looking at?
I don't know, I feel like, sub-diff.
And now the game is over.
I don't know why Suneko is following Topson.
Topson has a fucking Limpkins and then vulnerability to physical damage.
Why is he following in the whole game instead of following me?
Like, I don't know, there's no way Topson dies this game, is he unaware of this?
I guess I'll just keep feeding them, maybe someday I'll switch.
So, good though. Yeah, it's fine though.
at
Okay, no way, that's okay, it's okay, it's okay, guys!
I actually can't believe it. I can't even walk ahead of my tower. This whole game I'm
I'm just sitting here, by myself.
I see.
What's up, bounty?
Your bottom tower is under attack.
That's man.
When I am die solo every time, I'm dying in front of my tower to 3 heroes and it takes them 15 seconds and...
No, it's okay dude, it's okay guys!
I have no idea what the hell is going on
I understand, bro
Maybe I should have just picked fucking Medusa and AFK jungle for 20 hours.
Because if that buy knew my team is literally not going to help me push a single wave and
play at all near me and then I would have just picked the fucking afk jungler
Oh, I disarmed them actually, I was kind of far.
I think I just saved my Mars, unintentionally.
No, no, no, guys.
No, no, no, guys, I think I'll die.
But we can kill him after.
I'm gonna jump out, come on.
No, Blader, Durchik!
I'm gonna crash.
I think I'm gonna be killed, fuck.
That's it.
Go!
That's not good!
Go!
That's not good!
I'm not hitting fucking rush.
hitcaps, that's enough
I'll check it
DD, oops
like PDD, you know
nice
Oh
I'll break it
Artur, you're gonna get a kill rush
Okay
I'm gonna gank you
What the fuck
They are just hating me, that's fine.
get on shelvex
your bottom tower is under attack
is that all right with you?
Is that all?
Guys, I don't think we can hit Roche and I want to tell my team we need to push lane,
but every time I go and I push the lane I die and can someone tell me what is the solution
to this?
Because they're just sitting S4 on mid lane doing nothing but watching each other farm
and I would like to really push this top lane so we can secure the jungle area for
the next roach but I don't know my team doesn't want to do this so what am I
supposed to say I'm just this is jungle in the fucking two camps for 10 hours or
what
I don't know if it's possible
Let me go to you, but...
I'll save your life
He's almost here
I'm gonna go to...
Okay, I'll just join my team when I watch them, because we're going to go high ground eh?
What's the punish?
Oh, I didn't call for it.
I wish it was.
Did it hit the X?
Did it hit the X behind?
Five seconds blink, five seconds.
Five seconds.
Let's go!
play, play some music
and
I don't know how many seconds you need to go into, which is like x-humans, 27 seconds.
I can maybe shadowblade on top of him, he won't see the shit coming.
We need the least Mars though, we need the least Mars for this big play right now guys.
Hold on, watch this shit.
Marsa, you have damage for this bro.
Use egg.
Egg used, okay.
No mana, no mana, this motherfucker, no mana, Suka!
On site, on site, on site, he's saying on site, on site!
No mana from the TP, no mana!
Yeah, but I just trolled here.
I'll hex him, go go go go go!
Go buy the cloak!
One site.
One site.
Big play, Arthur, big play.
This shadow plate literally live in this game.
Holy shit, holy shit, my frog is following me!
Holy shit!
Let's go!
Endgame!
Are we ending?
I don't have shard.
maybe we can end let me have this wave
he'll save us
Yeah, he'll save us.
So easy, another solo lobby, another solo lobby by me.
I don't know what to tell you guys, it's that simple when you play like me, you understand it?
You just, even though your score is 5-12, that my decision making my map movement is just too much for the enemy to deal with me.
Commends all around, gentlemen. Commends all around, let's go!
We need the performance last game as well, this time.
No, guys, stop, stop what you're doing right now, stop, chill chill, let me cook, last
game was just a fuck my life, fuck my life, fuck my life, fuck my life, fuck my life,
5 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining
Shit I don't know what to pick I was duck looking
Let's get a Beastmaster game, eh?
I can't believe this is the game I win.
I don't care what they say
Let's pump up a little bit, no?
I don't care what they say.
Why didn't he just tip you?
They're rocking guys solo on this lobby for you
Bro, I literally make this a think I have a Hawk in my Hawk not there, you know
of
most fucking useless pigeon I've ever fucking seen in my life
I don't want to be stunned as a lashley
Yeah
He can't, he can't
He missed it
what's going on this fucking like lane right now I don't get it
Oh, the Lotus is still there.
What the hell, eh?
That's the killtube, the killtube
WHAT
Useless pigeon, do s-
DO SOMETHING!
Dude, this stupid pigeon just rolls around in circles, he doesn't do anything!
He just runs around in a circle, dude!
Holy crap!
You don't know how to train your animals, man.
No, they don't listen to me.
I'm making fat wave
I can't even fucking care since it's stupid ass-scale.
why is my shit not hotkiller right now what the fuck
There you go.
Do I remember it was eye-opening to know that Hannah Montana, you know, Molly Cyrus?
Like when I was a kid, like a teenager, and then I saw that she was like smoking weed
and twerking and stuff, and then I was just like, I was in shock dude, my teenage mind
was so crazy in shock, I was like, what?
Head of Montana dude!
That was crazy.
I killed that guy with nothing to them though.
I get it, I don't think so.
I would have TP'd but I just got my axe.
I'm here my sons. I'm here. Don't worry
I wonder what's happening.
I will connect now.
I think we should focus, we can use the scantor phase
I'll come, you can smoke me
Not bad, not bad
I just wanna fight, what the fuck, every time I wanna fight they just fucking get caught.
I want to join, but I'm just trying to fucking shit.
We can go open bot.
I need to heal up a little bit.
He's not beating me.
Holy shit.
I don't know.
I'm gonna break in fight for sure
But I need to heal up
I need to heal up
Kill thing?
Okay good trade guys, kill drew
I'll second drop
These idiots are just running at us, they don't even look at cooldowns and look at anything else, they're just running at us.
Not a farm top, you can't finish your hurt.
enemies bottom tower has fallen
your top tower is under attack
the enemy's middle tower has fallen
The fuck, this game is funny.
Okay, well they're not gonna have far many creeps, they're just gonna run out.
We can go as soon as we're out.
No, he won't, I would say.
He's tiping top, one...
Go slow to him, yes.
I missed spells, I missed spells.
They missed spells
I'm not sure if I can make a charge here, but I don't think I can.
to
I can to be bought in time.
It's my garage, guys.
You don't want to start.
I'm there, I'm there.
10 seconds to make it go
Yeah, I did it, I managed to
I can save, I'll be able to
Can you duck on him?
I think I'll die, I promise
I need help from the
Watchman
I'm gonna get the last death
Oh wow
I thought that was a big one
Eww
Eww
Eww
What
Okay, nice one pal.
Getting cocked again, are we?
You got the fucking banner dude.
I'll try to get the gank.
I'm going to go for a kill.
What?
What's this fucking tiny dude?
of
the
of
the
You watching my game? No?
I like 4?
Okay, I can...
Yeah, we see...
I can
I won
Bastion
I can't even kill them!
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I
Okay.
Sumer losing against Aurora.
tournament win for nightfall?
What the hell dude? I missed the top some lobby?
What?
Radiant team pick.
Oh, no!
There you go!
I'm cheating!
Radiant team pick.
my support with mine I can help you I did listen I don't go made I chill in
I will pick, I will pick, tick, tick, tick, tick, I will pick.
What do you mean, don't Google my Pudge?
You should actually Google my Pudge.
Alright, looks like we might be in trouble this game.
We have really bad matchups on both our side lanes.
We have like the worst matchups ever.
We might be in trouble guys, but listen, something that I can't handle.
I own every Pudge game, literally. I carry Armei, nothing to say, like 1v5 with my Pudge.
Last time I played with Natsumi, he threw my game, so I gotta have to give him a payback.
We start through bottom.
Oh bad news guys, I got 20% packet loss.
I believe in you, you can hook him
3 baram
This is all...
Yo, what just happened?
I'm actually lagging, and I don't know why the fuck TA is going...
I'm actually lagging, by the way. I have 10% packet loss.
Well, what the fuck is TA doing? Why is TA not coming?
We can't kill him if I start with hook.
I
She has what's on the internet
Ten percent packet loss what the fuck what the fuck
Now I'm 15% back at loss, is this a D-Doll situation or what is this?
I'm a pole.
I'm a match.
I'm a mama.
I'm a mama.
I'm a mama.
What is happening actually? Why am I lighting so hard? I don't even understand why.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I'm lagging hard as fuck.
I'll go.
I don't know what to do, I pick Pudge and this guy pick Primal, what am I supposed to
to do in this game I don't know and how how do you go pick primal with
Pudge and cry I don't get it is it is it normal like the guys actually brain
damaged as fuck you can't just pick fucking primal and then cry about
Heavy punch doesn't work this way
way
Where's that little guy?
I mean the reason I can't even play top or we're gonna feed is because he picks primal.
If he picks something like enigma or viper or any range carry for that matter like razor
then maybe I can actually help him top.
But he picks a bad fucking hero and then cries about it, like what am I supposed to do?
That's why you should be careful.
That's why you should be careful.
That's why you should be careful.
Next, play the fuck.
I'm gonna report this guy. He's actually just rooting the game
no man I reason come on now but my god
if
the
Come on, mate.
of
I think he's taking star I think.
I
Can't talk this blocking
Your middle tower is under attack.
the
the
the
the
the
if
Your top tower is under attack.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I can't get in fight guys.
I mean dude if you want to lose right picking a melee hero with Pudge is the easiest way
to do this and Dazzle.
This Dazzle pod she picks fucking prime, we're like, R-so Dazzle and then counter pick.
of
of
the
death
of
the
What would have been the correct pick?
Razer.
Death Prophet, Bat Rider, Viper, Nigma, uh, am I missing any?
And then he has boots and he dies on first wave and he picks primal into Dazzle with Pudge
What does he expect? I don't understand. Is he like brain rot as fuck or something?
I have no chance to play this game from what he did in the first one minute
He can't even like blood grenade the wave and kill it here
He goes to this point and dies first blood like I don't understand
And he blames me somehow for picking Pudge after I whatever I just watched from Master Tier Primal
Super Raindal
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
Ah, it's a dual-race teammate, aha, okay, okay.
I mean, objectively, whatever you want to think about Dota, whatever you want to think
about me, whatever you want to think about Pudge, factually, if Primal just blood grenades
this wave, he will get level 2. Then he can pull this wave himself. But what he did instead
is he fucking runs here, misses the wave, dies first blood, and then says, PUNCH WHAT THE HECK
DUDE PUNCH! Also before this even, I picked PUNCH, they picked Dazzle. You see he's Dazzle,
why would the fuck would he pick Primal into Dazzle? It's so stupid. Like, I don't
I don't understand, this guy is dumb as fuck, it's simple, you see that he's dumb as fuck? Or he's just choosing to be an idiot, I don't know what you're on. It's not possible.
It's just typical fucking CIS fucking animal on offlane, and that's it.
Zoomer, zoomer, and under 20 years old, aka fucking animal.
Boosted MMR I'm sure.
The middle tower is falling.
The middle barracks are under attack.
The middle barracks are falling.
The middle barracks are under attack.
The middle barracks is falling.
Alright, I'm probably done. I'm gonna go chill.
Still shorter stream today anyway.
I honestly like fuck these games. These games are off the play.
I'll stream tomorrow longer I think.
Not today though. Today was always an usual stream.
Just a bit bored.
I'll need a little bit of a break.
Yep. Okay, bye bye. See you tomorrow.