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test, test, test
enemies time, enemies time to pick
your turn to pick
when we go now for beers I don't know
Hello?
I represent guy for smurfing please.
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's got to be on fire as fuck
Pukit, do you know the win rate on Kaya stuff?
I feel this Kaya shit's overrated as fuck
Like, I feel like it's super overrated
begins.
I'm gonna take that one back.
Die is pushed, I think you.
He has a roll, why the fuck does he have a roll?
He has a roll, why the fuck does he have a roll?
fuck is going on over here
fuck is going on over here
this is so boring i don't know like everything i play with this guy is just like uh is it
an account buyer I don't know everything I play with him it's always the same shit
it's like um thing is he was like rank 100 last week so I guess it's just how
it works eventually he'll just lose and lose and lose you know
Ringmaster top clock can you help?
middle tower is under attack
Thank you
Nevermore is now.
What you know.
or not you should go kaiyayasha on kary sb
lost wisdom
how did that happen?
Oh, no.
I'm not sure.
I don't think he's gonna make it.
He's gonna make it.
No.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
I don't know, I guess I'm never going to top them in this game, if we don't want to
Dire instructions are thought about. Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower has fallen.
and
not expected
I'm running under mid, you can get galehmo kill under mid
I can use the AWP with mid.
I can use the AWP with the AWP.
I can use the AWP with mid.
I can use the AWP with mid.
I will just fight with people.
Let's go and let me just look at it.
Now that's...
He doesn't have he doesn't use golem
How do we not use the most op here a spell in the game
of
I think I can kill them all
Go smoke, go smoke, go smoke
Oh
It's crazy
Your middle tower has full mana.
I have no dust.
I don't know what I'm doing.
He's gaka, blin, kill it, try to surface.
I'm killing her as soon as they... I'm not sure.
The Lush is very low, we can probably frag.
No way.
No way.
Oh, what do you think?
I'm trying to steal the tower.
Kill all the rest of the Seryli, every hero.
I'm just gonna try to keep the creeps on top here, need 4 stars, maybe 10 seconds on
Well, we didn't have roar in this fight, could have been worse, but this warlock, I have a
big problem with him, he's just running into towers, he breaks the smoke in front of them
I'm like what are you doing here? I don't understand.
The enemy's bottom tower, your whole tower, has fallen.
No more reason to...
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower is under attack
check
your bottom tower
your bottom tower
your bottom
I don't know what's going on but they're just chilling, I guess we lost them, well I don't
mind it.
I think it's going to be a kill-by-kills.
How is this guy still fucking not banned for account buying though?
I'm just gonna start a rink and kill him before Albus
Orcite, Albus
There's a guy who's smurfing in this game, there's a guy who bought an accountant in this game, there is...
This is the highest echelon of matchmaking in Dota 2 guys, this is it.
This is what you strive for, this is what you grind for. When you're 15 years old and you play Dota every day and you grind into a pro player, these are the lobbies you grind for.
Holy shit dude, how is like Yuma rank 241?
Tomato is rank 190?
Dude, these pubs are getting to everybody, eh?
That's wild, holy shit.
Dude, he just won like some tournament two months ago and he's ranked 250.
I'm a fucking Tabato man these games they really get you they really get you
good no but I'm serious like last game this potega history is on his smurf
account so he's on a smurf this guy is acquire like this is literally rank 40
verse rank 50 game and there's an account buyer and a smurf like it's
It's insane. It's actually insane.
You might wish to retract your last move.
Radiant are scamming.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling. Is it joy?
I don't want to queue up right now dude, I want to dodge this fucking idiot zoomers.
talking what are they called? Yellow Sun Green Animals.
is it smurfing? I mean he's playing on an account he cares less on which means
high variance if he loses like if he he feels less inclined to care about this
rank so therefore he just makes this game artificial. He literally oh he logs
into this game he says radiant or feed on his smurf account which he will
definitely feed if he doesn't play with his teammate infernal. How is this
like even remotely a conversation if this is smurfing or not dude literally logs
into an alternate account says if I don't play with my teammate on his main
account I will feed like it's so boring
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I respect Piers mechanical skill and his individual like
decision making.
But in terms of like concepts and like, like theory crafting item builds, I don't respect
I don't think he understands like I think he's always looking for something new
Which everybody kind of does
But like you know, it's different. It's like if 33 find something new, you know, he's got some like credentials on that aspect
He's usually a good theory crafter like a you why?
33 but the person like pure I don't I don't think he's
Yeah, I don't think the yashkai is something impressive
I feel like their normal build is better.
For sure.
I think Yashakaya is fun.
I think it's fun.
You
who the fuck is this?
There's another smurf from Wizards.
DIA team pick.
Radiant team pick.
I wonder kid loggy
Jesus Christ help me
I think I picked more time into morphine what the fuck what the fuck is gay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woof!
Yo, raise the roof, guys, raise the roof!
Let's get the energy in the room back.
Let's go!
Come on!
I think Branch is better and more familiar.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy
What the fuck?
He's got his grotto.
Oh
of
this guy is doing some fucking sassy shit, i'm fucking out right now
Void gonna gait, he just went 10 seconds Void stopped
How am I like missing this loss of 76 damage?
So annoying.
Maltar behind.
Tipe, Tipe, Tipe, Maltar.
Oh my god no way dude.
That's crazy, that's crazy, that's like a ping moment, no?
That's insane.
Wait wait I need siren wait wait you don't go
I don't know what to do with this one, but it's a good idea to use it as a shield.
The enemy's middle is hot. Let's go.
What's the TP here?
Razor is also here, there are a lot of people here.
What's there?
What's there?
I'm coming.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something.
It's night time, we're gonna play at least hit the mark here with me.
See, I think Wonder Kid actually has some kind of problems, like, sometimes he's like this.
He's very human, he tries hard, he uses mic, he doesn't throw, he doesn't buy back.
And then sometimes he's just like this other human being, that just throws, buys back, plays people, like, I don't understand it.
Doesn't make sense.
The only thing you can explain about it is logically, he has some kind of condition.
Razer didn't use TP bottom, could be saving it for a while.
I need to add a file for it man.
I don't want to
Is this your chrono?
Yeah, I went back down here
of
Your top drop has undercut me
Let's go, try to be here
I am tickled off now.
I'm gonna use my shield to kill them all.
I'm gonna use my shield to kill them all.
and
T.D. Brink
Ah, not lift
I'm not sure if I should go back to the base.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'll drink your milk!
The enemy's middle ground is falling. Your body is full of some trash.
The enemy's top tower is down.
The enemy's top tower is falling.
The enemy's top tower is falling.
Oh
They're actually playing man
what is that what are you looking like you're thinking about life kind of look
Peacekeeper keeping the peace, you know how it goes.
You know how it goes.
Radiant Team Pink.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's gotta be on Molly or some power
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick, 10 seconds remaining,
It's in the bag.
It's in the bag.
It's in the bag.
Yes.
30 seconds to battle.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna kill him.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy.
He's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
I'm gonna attack.
So little damage, that's crazy
Fuckin' FY! Why is he not checking RUNE?
What's wrong with you, man?
Hello, guys! It's okay!
It's not time.
And the copper.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I got locked!
Let's help it, guys!
I got locked!
Let's help it, guys!
I can't fight him too low, careful.
We got small maps.
And we're low.
And we're low.
I
If they don't do tournaments, that's not a good idea though, let's see, let's go, let's
go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
and
I'm not here
I'll swap as 5, go to the top.
I have no 2p for bottom, if you guys wait they know.
Oh my god dude I don't know why is fucking people just do this
It's okay guys, it's fine.
No BTV on Ember.
Or are you not lost right now?
I hate this fucking death I say.
I don't hate this guy.
That's okay, I'm really chill, guys.
I'm gonna budge them for myself. Okay guys. Oh you can budge a machine
fucks this guy doing this, is this a lucio or what?
You wanna take German fuck actually?
Hmm, I can't
Fight dead?
I have a go at cousin
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Okay, you take it bro, I don't have slump this shit.
I'm stuck at more than bat af in this game, why, why, it's a joke, it's a joke, sorry.
of
I
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
haha, that was scary
What do you mean, Yashakai doesn't work on axes?
What does? What do you mean?
lane was rough. Ex-Nobo was messaging me, he just messaged me saying that he was testing
something in lane. You went for water instead of pulling and that's why I don't remember.
Is this Clint Smith or what is this shit?
Who the fuck plays Clint Smith dude, a psychopath?
You know what I'm saying?
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fuck you gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something
This guy is going to go searing arrows level 1 or if he's going to go... anyway I think
I think I just found an exit.
The battle begins.
Fucking boring dude
I mean my lady I fucked up really hard
Mastery
Dude these guys even try to fake it. Okay, my game's over. I actually fucked up so hard. I actually
I fucked I wasn't really thinking I'm gonna blame food though. I'm gonna blame that. I was I was not thinking
I needed them to just literally focus on CS and I fucked it up
It's kind of a problem.
I'm going to kill you.
how that's unreal dude that's action
I think I'm gonna have to robot right now.
Hold on.
You wanna do some damage?
You can just go for it. I suggest you to do some damage.
I'm gonna go back.
It's not time.
I'm not ready.
I need help on the tower boys
You can summon my ringwars please to you
It's unbelievable what's going on
Glinks is not killing me so I think he's roaming guys
It's our not dying
I'm not gonna go harvest them.
I have to clink there.
is
turn up
this guy's crazy
fucking gotta be a molly of something with some power or something
I
You'll never tell us what's under attack.
I'm not sure what that is.
I'm not sure what that is.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck.
You gotta be a Mali or some power or something.
Salam alaikum artur.
Kato gohoya yu menu na legacy rasklad kia ganem linina buku eloni tam bukshi o weli na valda?
Yutebia js'd backfloats of yazi.
Skazi a-
I think stacking is such a big mistake in this game
I don't know why he did it because now I got baited to go ahead and do it and it's just like
The game pace was actually okay. We were coming back, but then that this fucking stack is like this invisible object there, but
That just fucks the pacing
Just gives them a free team fight because we need to do the stack. Otherwise, what's the point of stacking?
so it's kind of like
I don't have a hero that buys it, but I don't have a hero that buys it, but I don't have
Over here with a bias pipe, maybe we can just try to get by them.
I'll take care of that.
Don't need anything.
Go here, stop.
Eventually.
You guys see?
You wanna go?
I'll be with you.
I don't know, fuck this game really.
So good
Fuck this game, I'm actually sooo done with this.
I feel like the ASHA TP in this fight.
But hey, I'm not a Nigma Galaxy, so I don't know, but that's fine.
you guys are such apes dude legitimately such apes these two subs whole game
they're just fucking m moving me and then this guy's diving tier with three
towers what's going on in this game tell me
Nice TA, welcome to the game dude.
Good last pick, well played, lost lane with warlock, no impact, not joining fight with
desolator when they are half HP all heroes.
Now you have your blink, good job man, let's go.
It's not time.
It's not time.
Not yet.
I need some on the gate
Watch, we can bite on that or someone else
Just kill them
It's called best.
I
I'll let me farm
You can farm in this, I guess.
You can move us for a former dagger till Russian.
That's okay, I don't need daggers.
I'm gonna let Beast go to the camp, I think
There he is
Come take a rush, cause I'm not blocking baron, yes, I don't think they can go on us.
we need to commit or they're gonna just go in the case and shoot yeah let's go
put log in front
I
Grip so much Chris
Just just relax this
They used the buybox we got, so it's just don't die, guys.
I refilled resources all good.
There's a stress out
I'm okay with that
Your middle tower is under attack
I run a farm guys, chillpike.
It's not a big deal for Lago, it's not a big deal for Lago, it's not a big deal for Lago.
Largo, you have TP?
I guess, I don't know.
Open mid.
Lois, do you have Aegis, Largo, if you come?
I don't know.
One, 50 seconds.
Give it to Beast, guys. Give it to Beast.
Beast, nice.
This is kind of insane.
Fuck's sake.
I can't break as long as you do.
I don't think I should hold jam.
I can't do shit to the enemy.
I think core needs to take it.
Then go feed.
Go feed the sages.
Make slot for jam.
Let's go.
Well, I don't have shit.
Go feed the sages to make slot for jam. Let's go
I don't have
We can move as far I guess you can find till your item
Promise I have the jam bro. I don't know what I'm what the fuck this guy's doing on the what's this guy doing dude
I can't do any shit even if we're gonna play without this soldier's play as far as I can.
Close to each puzzle.
Let this solo farm step games.
We should move aggressive guys as far as we can, let the beast farm safely, play with me, as I can't attack them.
I guess the Mel taught him this, this is what we used to say on EG.
I think Falken still plays like this, but...
We insane the start, he's saying this long, just put Largo army in front and safe.
Good.
We call it the paparazzi strategy, boys.
This is, we learned it from VG.
They always play as four with a strong core, and one guy who needs to catch up
plays distance and TP in the ship.
And it rotates throughout the game.
take a post
we can smoke, smoke for beast guys, use smoke
go on member
they are gonna try burst me, i need people to come now
After go get the SS5 and take the nano
Watch out, take Rage right now
Nice to have you
Piked into the nano
This is bad
This is bad
This guy is just piked into the nano
What's this guy doing?
He's just playing lower go I guess.
Haha!
Good.
Dude, every time I play with this guy, his micro, micro is like insane.
He just piked into it for all of them when they jumped me and died.
what's that sound guys
my god
look look look look
look guys
sweetie
I'm not fine with this career
Relax bro relax
Keep briefing, keep briefing
I'm talking to f***ing Warlock or who's he talking to himself?
Okay, I gotta go with you, let's go
let's go guys let's go go go
the
I
Go higher what nice again, why we can go I can't kill us. Let's go
Please let those guys care
I give you armor, I have 70 armor
I'm gonna go one cause I'm not getting them guys, I'm going
I can kill guys, witch.
Actually, I'm not sure, I guess.
I'm gonna move some people.
What witch?
I don't know, I'm gonna die.
I can die.
I can die.
I can die.
I can die.
I can die.
I can die.
I can die.
I'm not ready
I said I was a hero guys or I should have not wrote
I will not use 7 more armor
Steady Hanmi I gonna force it to dark
I'll be ready to sleep now
guys they are behind guys they are behind
guys i'll force on base stay behind stay on the metriangle all good
it's active gear
i'm chilling bro they're not gonna come here just standing here
Fuck, he's got the Amargot, something with some powder or something.
They're shooting, bro!
You got fucking bullshit here, holy shit.
They use geeky because I don't have roar, so I'm just farming.
Pretty sure if they run into you guys, you can fight, so...
Just stay out of it.
Can I park some rocks there or no?
No, please.
I can't push.
I'm right in the middle of the middle.
Look at Cass, he wants to get back.
Meta or beast?
I'm right in the middle of the middle.
Help me, I'm gonna go help me please.
Mall!
I'll kill them all for you.
Thank you.
Good position.
What's up, army?
What's up, army?
Fucking 73 armor.
Fuck you!
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
They don't need to walk around with them.
Guest!
He's the one, Guest!
Thank you
Too easy, too easy this game for me
I feel so solo.
This Largo has 7 dmg.
It's kinda funny though.
First game, first hero.
another solo carry by our boy that's what I like to read that's the kind of chat that
I like to read
Actually, I was gonna buy Crimson, but then this frog bought it.
Wait, so when Largo presses Crimson, does it last longer?
Or like, for everybody? Or how does it work? Is it just himself?
10 seconds remaining.
turn to pick.
you
Strickland or Fluffy?
Strickland he's pretty good anti-wrestling he only lost the
strikers but he actually didn't lose a striker really I don't know
what what what I was eating orange oh orange so juicy it was pretty juicy as nice
nice nice how you doing okay you're winning this game for me yeah no I am
full fucking chill this game playing with the fn it's always like a throw throw a
coin up in the air see what happens why you take pose one if you don't wanna
carry the game you're the carry I don't care
Boba F can I next time be carry and the other pulls you can come bot right now
you want to no no no I have respect for Boba I think
Strickland is not bad. I think people just don't give him credit. People really sleep on fighters that lose
Recently, but it's not like Strickland is a bad fighter
Hernandez is really good, but I think Strickland is also like the gatekeeper, you know
Like he's actually like pretty fucking good cuz he's a fighter his whole life. He was a fighter, right?
Like he had a hard life. He trains early at a age
She thought I may I may save his life bullshit and Hernandez is some pothead who's extremely talented and has good coaching
But I know Strickland is a good fighter.
No, just play the lane.
I can heal big amount.
Oh, there's us.
Oh
I'm level 2
There's another way of coming, he made a pulltart cam.
the
I put some for you.
You can toss the wallet whenever you want.
even the Beastmaster
yeah, that's what I was thinking
I hate having 70 damage, so annoying
Actually, unbelievably bad, I don't know
I'm still dying!
What the fuck is this guy doing here?
Can I get more heroes?
I did, so...
I think we're still managed to...
I think I'll...
What else have I got to do?
Did he use double staff or what?
Oh my god, I didn't use that one
It's an essential part of the ranger's kit.
He's running.
this is the wrong color
there's the next game I depend this time
LTP
Me equal though
your middle tower is under attack
the instructions are full
the instructions are full
your middle tower is under attack
I wanna save her my tower
so fast
i will bait trims on the pipe guys for you
we lose the scum playing fucking bristle from
look at him again guys
timebook shots
we have silence guys look
It's under attack.
Okay, well, I'm out.
What can I say? Nature loves me.
Daya structures are fortified.
the wind push is blown and we have smoked the first zoom
how push could i have smoked the first zoom
oh i didn't even visioned
come come come
oh i can hear you
I don't know how good Bepum is, I don't know how good OG is.
Go with the pack go with the user queue and go with them
Good meaningful fat fucker, what does that mean?
If your game is good
Yeah my game is okay, I just been roaming a lot, not super farming but...
I must have you. You're back.
Fatal is used.
hold the applause, hold the applause, my friends, hold the applause
I wanna become like you one day, please.
Guys, go help him and take the star off.
I wanna take Rosh as well.
We can do a run and connect to Rosh.
Bob, are you on the stream?
Yes, I am.
Okay, we are a snipe, fuck.
I'm not going Rosh.
your bottom
the enemies top
No way
I think we can just
They're rushing right now
I don't think we can kill you and me, you need to watch out for me.
Just wait, wait, we rush, we rush.
Stop the rescue, stop the rescue.
Okay, I, I, it's my bad.
I warned you no no no no it's it's completely my fault I think even if you
don't waste it it's still bad yeah he did yeah it's not at all it's not it's
Sascar's king, not there
No, you're the king, you're the king
Good day, Zeus, good day
I don't need pause
Pause
Okay, I just wasted my fucking pause, press, press, press!
Bobaev, I have a request.
Bobaev?
Yeah, man.
I have a request.
Yeah?
Can you follow me on Instagram?
Thinking?
What was that?
I think maybe they want to roll you, he's just trolling.
I don't think he's here, I think I'm dead.
I can't go hit to your two ways if you want to
You don't take hit to your two from top to middle with the resource to your kills
We'll take both of them and then take one
You're gonna wear a very good spot, she's insane
I think he's dead
your middle tower is under attack
turn up! this guy is crazy as fuck
he's got to be a part of some powder or something
I'm running, I'm running, go, go, go, don't be scared.
Beast is gonna gait, wait for me, I'm coming too, I'm coming too, I'm just finishing my
linkers.
Beast is gaiting right now, Beast behind you, fuck.
I guess I'm soon.
Yeah, almost soon.
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh my god.
My horse cars or Mikey's cars?
You running in Mikey?
Yeah, yeah, Mikey is my best friend.
He was Iranian. He was a low-wag car. Boom.
Castro Mikey?
Yeah, yeah, Castro Mikey.
Yeah, why don't you guys get in and take the bomb?
You go like...
I think I'm still fighting.
I saw a lot of whore killed my courier, guys.
I have a sense.
We're gonna have to just fucking bemoaned.
Oh no, he's dead.
Stop talking about Mikey and go fucking tormento.
hahahaha
um well they're gonna come gait and fight us we probably cannot fight
oh yeah
can go get mizzeran
yeah they're smoke behind you they're taking from god
no beast
Can we take this fight?
Yeah.
Well, well, well.
This is moving, but there's beast on ward, can we kill him or not?
He's on ward guys, come in and kill him.
This is so bad.
I'm sure he'll be here, he'll keep going.
He's still here, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm coming back.
They wanna go.
Oh, no.
Follow me, follow me.
I missed it, I missed it, shut up and come.
When you focus fire someone like focus on your lips daddy
Oh no
I'm not gay though I'm only gay for babay
I'm sure he's laughing his shit off, he just doesn't get my...
The smoke is 5 for here, kill them, now BK bomb B is my supporter the second.
are they safe Sanjush?
we'll go with me
stairs are on it
They used last zone
oh you you you
he's dead he's dead
what I was fucking lassoed
oh I turned him
I see whoops
yo huskar can you stop distracting me dude I don't know what the fuck you're doing
but can we just go as four and one person can be away
fuck
Well, I don't think any other matters in this game
I'm pushing this, Rusha.
They're feeding their Lincoln, Rusha.
this little bonds
oh i can't upheaval
they want me it's fine
I'm going to steal my fucking build from last game, literally what a fucking fool stole
It's good to take it to the freaking end.
We kind of low damage when they press BQBs, so we need to fight a little bit long.
You buy trims on the fucking beast, and all mazes are cancer, Bobo, isn't he?
Yeah, this is what I did last game against him when we won.
I think I need to get like a little crit or some shit or we need to wait for Puck to
poke the fight because doing it in straight up fights is hard.
I can't do that.
They play on top stacks.
Yeah, we can't but they probably like someone who knows something.
Can we smoke them?
Let me see them.
Let's attack them first, please.
I think we can be in the pocket in the beginning of the fight so yeah
Watch I'm pretty far he's in the pits the last one
I don't know we have no damage like I've been saying 25 fucking thousand times they just
I keep fighting we want to just keep fighting and fighting and fighting but we don't fucking damage
Unless puck is there in the beginning which he is fucking not he's on mid wave
So every fucking time we keep going but every time we have no damage because puck isn't there
Puck needs to poke
Finally you're playing Dota dude, finally Puck is there.
He's doing the fuck in the crimson's. He's doing it.
Fucking finally he's playing fucking Dota on puck. It's insane. Like this whole game is just bullshit fucking puck connecting last
Not fucking playing Dota and here he is. He's finally in the fucking fight pressing buttons forcing them to fucking press spells
Oh
If he buys Yashakaya, next item he's literally stealing my shit.
Bobo if you do any kind of like this amount of donation equals such as the hero pick?
No I don't do this.
There was a streamer in my game one time he picked Warlock position one and I was like what the fuck he said the viewer donated.
I was like fuck your viewer.
I still need the damage item, I'm gonna farm this, get tormentor.
Oh Baba, if you are bad, don't say anything.
Look how Baba everybody say he has Maelstrom, no Ghillip here.
Patch 7.28.
The steam cloud is fogged guys, they are bombing.
If you need to restart your computer and then restart it, this is my fixed computer.
Can I play bottom side guys?
I TP like an animal guys.
Let me finish ours.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It was a bad look I throw this.
We will not react on them.
They are on me.
At least the scrims aren't ending to be a problem.
I don't even know how we lost this fight actually.
He literally used crimson and fucking war on aegis.
How did he lose his fire?
I'm gonna fuck.
I buy my aegis, I can control them.
I think we can play a map of it, go go go go go go, we can see them or we can fight them.
But like I said, we're winning every fight because Puck is pooping and if we start to
to fight like fucking idiots we're gonna lose it's all about Pope we need to force them
I'm just fine.
I got the Peaks of the Lace.
Can we get? I'm not interested in any of that.
They're coming. From gate.
We'll get again I'm in here.
Okay.
Crips.
Take the Huss, tiny.
Take the Huss.
It's okay.
Oh, you're just on me.
I'm just trying to get a vision of light guys, just trying to get a vision of light guys.
No, we can't be better, right?
Keeping 2-2?
one
one
one
one
of
of
the
death of
death
of
it's going to be radiant rush
Oh shh, she picked some.
I'm level 25 my ulti build damage.
Bath here, bath here.
There's smoke maybe more.
We can fight guys.
Do you have cps?
I have no cp.
No take your entire E.
I'll be behind him.
I don't know how to say it in english
I don't know how to say it in english
I don't know how to say it in english
I'm trying to focus the start I didn't knew you
good job guys, good job for the tower
we need to go get the wrap
no no, we just need to go spot right now
and attack this
thank you reyzy
hit him one
I don't see what time that was.
Because I used Lotus on you and he rolled himself again.
Stop mansplaining.
For you, Baba, for you.
For you, Baba, for you.
High five me?
No armor, 15 armor. Ah, if I don't kill him.
Guess that's cruising.
High five me!
Thank you.
I don't know what to do with the enemy's middle top, that's fine.
Ah, but still this poor armor.
This is the most sane performance I've had for my friend in my life.
This guy did not buy back, did not ping buy back, did not ping anyone else.
He just played Dota.
That's crazy.
But if you are so good, can you please me not to play bot?
Really?
You move
I skill only 400, you're skill 100
The fuck?
10 seconds remaining.
I was raised when it was a Puking Crimson, I mean, yeah, because we're like, we keep
team fighting.
And then like the same thing keeps happening and happening and then it's like at some point
I feel like people have to really like think about what's going wrong instead of just be lining down fucking lanes
They're five corpors
I don't get what the hell their lanes are, actually.
Dude, look at my Dota, by the way, guys.
I am actually- wait, hold on, I'm gonna show you.
I have really a high versatility.
Okay, it was like here before, but then I picked three SF games in a row.
But before these SF games, I was like picking a different hero every game, right?
You guys are gonna understand it.
I'm done with versatile streamer on this fucking platform and on kick, you understand me?
Yo, shout out to kick though!
Much love to kick!
The hell's this? Disliked items? Is this new?
That's actually so crazy. I've never seen this in my life. Is this new?
Okay, what do I dislike? I don't like when this suggests me collecting air and shit
It's only three? Okay
No Falcon 204, you actually farm faster with deadshot max and falcon though.
You don't want to be a bot that just hits neutral camps the whole game with morty,
You wanna actually join fights?
It is aboard
I'm gonna go kill him
I don't know
He's running dude
I'm taking the yields for a long time.
Okay, I'm not gonna miss any more dead chests.
Some lags, you know.
I see
I'll go to the back
Come on
Great
fucks going on here
Oh, you'll be fetched.
Okay.
Okay, you hold the... okay, that's fine.
Fnx is mad again
Why are you with storm on your team? What the fuck is this?
Fuck is happening
It's insane, cuz...
I don't know, boys.
I'm gonna pull him, I'm gonna pull him, boys.
I don't need to cover with them.
Why is he pulling, bro?
Can we do something?
No, we can't, we have nothing.
We're not going to rush.
Bro, you're level 6 warlock in Liston, Skyline, bro.
They low will chase
Why aren't you using Bulk?
How is this real? Use your fucking book!
God, I'm fucking old.
I'm still using this book.
Well, that's half talk.
I can heal you in a minute
Yo can we go tier 1 with this golem?
I'm losing my mind watching this shit in the last two minutes.
I can't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The top tower has fallen.
now i can summon
what kind of wizard is that?
the
I don't hurt.
oh sad game sad game but it's okay it's all about the mindset who cares that I'm the
lowest level in the fucking lobby, who cares?
The enemies bottom tower has fallen.
I think he's going to bot lane this time.
The
Your middle tower is under attack
My nose itches so much today
Topping up the baggages
He's got this power to go back and play.
He warded.
Let's just go play this.
Give him the ward for yourself.
Yeah, okay.
We have golem, can you use it?
Some power?
Oh maybe, it's good.
My game could have been this.
I can find Rixy
I'm running bot to make some guys back to back to flash
Yeah, I'm just pretty low at the heal TP nice I guess
I'm dealing one remnant on the team maybe
I mean I guess you can attack by me
I have no idea what the fuck this bird is for
Something coming out of the shield
I should fight
He's ready to save from chains.
Yeah, okay, okay.
He's on the road?
I was on the road, damn, sir.
Well, I saw him.
I can help you with the second stack.
No.
You can stand next to me.
I need it.
No, don't fuck with me.
You're shit.
You're so...
Now you have to be so strong.
What?
You're so fast.
I'm gonna try to reactivate again.
No we can't.
Okay.
I'm gonna suck you
You're right in English
I don't know, I just want to farm, I don't want to run like that.
Phoenix?
I don't know.
I think.
I think.
We can rush now I think.
Or at least force them to come here.
I'm gonna kill this.
What am I gonna buy?
I need to buy another one.
I'm gonna go in and push.
I can't sell it for a young man.
I can tank a lot so okay.
Let's go.
I
This is work. I'm gonna can we go Rosh for
I
Really full-time I stress your 30 seconds. I actually I rescind it
No, no, no, it's the only way this is game some stupid fucking shit
It's fine anyway
I don't have any more kills
I'm gonna go for the kill
You can't kill me if you don't fight together
I don't have any storm
I don't have any
I don't have any more kills
I'm gonna run
Wait, they're coming?
They're coming
Yeah, they're coming
I'm gonna go for the combo guys, not the combo
I'm gonna get ready guys
We need to secure the gate for the, uh, my own.
Is that it?
Coming out.
You can gate.
Parm guys.
G?
Not needed guys.
Not correct.
I'm BQB, I'm BQB.
Fargay is far.
This is okay. Go reset, I'm hitting.
No BKBSF, we can fight afterwards, or just go to arm.
Just go brush.
Go!
You should stay on high ground.
Which chill, flash?
I'm tipping out.
No matter.
I'm going to be cycling as if I'm...
Don't play bottom mid to rush.
Why is my nose so fucked today, dude? What the hell?
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here
Guys, there is a gate in the middle
I'm going to get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna suck triangle this minute, just take active.
We almost have a lot of items
Just get this BKB Largo, my pike, and we just go do 5 man play in the ocean
We can do Russia, I think, guys.
Yeah, we can do it.
Yeah, we can.
Oh, push me, bro.
Don't lag.
We can do it.
they are coming or not guys? no they are coming to you, they have no idea what we are shooting
they have no idea
i am not going to chance to do this too
we can fire here guys i think they are not strong, but they have fire and kill you
i don't want to go first
you can peeking here or what?
we can poke maybe
just poke
I'm gonna hit Rosh, you guys help me?
We have good charge, I promise.
I'll salve down too.
We used every spell. I didn't know you don't have VKB and Largo. Otherwise I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
I think we're stitching there, Zeher.
Yeah, that was strong.
I don't understand, this build is so bad, isn't it? Isn't this build really bad on Largo?
I thought nobody buys BKB. I thought people buy like every other item but BKB like kaisange, pipe, crimson
Like BKB is just shit, isn't it?
It's fucking... I don't understand this shit. What is this point of this item? He just literally
Farmed 4k and then bought an NFT and then didn't...
I'm using this guy. I just fucking use this. This guy is just so dumb.
Hello, my friend, you're invited to Zinternational.
Yes, I'm flying to Peru.
I'll see you there, my friends.
about you guys just go for the gate man
oh man
I'm not going to tanky
I'm not I'm not going to kill them
he's too tanky
make him react
I'm not really high
I'm not really high
I'm not really high
I'm not really high
Holy shit
I just found him out
You're top top.
Embo's a long bomb.
still phoenix
I don't think there's a way around this stuff.
I'm gonna count on you every time, boh
I'm real, alright, let's go guys
How can I miss this ward?
The
International participant RTC.
Hello guys.
I'm going to fucking Lima soon.
I got flight.
I come into Z International.
Yes.
See you soon my friends, my amigos.
I think they have a gate war dude.
Yeah they do.
No SF?
No SF, can we kill them with bar charge?
You come.
We absolutely can my friend.
I'm lucky, that was my point, like, hot side.
I got a gator on stuff, it's a smersion here.
Okay, he's not a gator, some guys.
Wait for my DKB boys and just go 5v5, I'm pretty sure we win game.
He's on the top, I gotta follow this
He's gating, guys
Killing him?
He's linking
You break lane cast?
I'm coming to smash.
Is that a bomb on jump for me?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, god guys, I got BK'd me for the next fight of the game. Let's go!
How did you get Phoenix?
I don't know what to say about it.
I don't know what to say about it.
The room is up.
Maybe it's a long time rush.
i am not killing porm guys
i am not killing porm guys
i am not killing porm guys
I'm gonna move this
That's not fair, just...
Shoulder one on one
That's fine
This BKB is in his backpack
He's the killer
I don't know how to kill him
I don't know how to kill him
I don't know how to kill him
If there's a shield
All good, all good, I can't push.
The TP in top to catch Barrow, I'm gonna keep farming. Keep farming BKBM storm.
Masha up snatching a lot of them.
I'm running, look at bottom, look at bottom guys.
Don't die from him.
dude he does so much damage to the creep
thank you by the way
no big revenge
come to me every time
buff
buff my deterrents then
I'll get you in there.
Keep game clean, base.
stupid sentry here
ready to float
just gonna use this
I'm so fed.
It's on tower down.
They're only free.
This game is such a waste of time.
All we did is farm and this warlock basically pinged his fucking dex for 20 minutes.
He was just pinging hex and spearbreaker was charging and feeding.
That was like this game, basically.
Anything else happened in this game?
Wow, we didn't need a hex to actually teamfight them, is this a reality?
What?
We don't need hex to kill heroes?
What?
I have Jax on.
Spell it, spell it.
I have Jax on.
play, play
eh, what?
it sounds like the tag is a murder
eeeh, don't f**king f**ked
what the?
where are you going?
I'm taking out postcards.
Larger Shire on the bot, I'm careful, please.
7 minutes.
Oh, shit.
10 minutes.
We can go for this vision, guys.
We can fight no ender, guys.
8 px.
Let's kill it, guys.
Look up.
No dmg.
No dmg.
I need to heal
Thank you
I'm going to kill him
I don't think you should be too scared, you guys are fucking strong, there's a work room.
I don't trust anybody in this lobby, I don't give a shit, I'm just in the farm.
This guy for 37 minutes in the world are just pinging hex gold, they're just sitting
there and pinging hex.
For a minute, 17 to 37, just pinging, I have hex, 6k gold, I have hex 4k gold, hex
2k gold, 3k gold, 2k... Oh, we lost Rax, I have hex 1k gold.
Bro, that's optimism right there.
Oh, that made me do something.
How about you let a man be excited about his hex?
Let me go, oh yeah, 30 seconds from now I'm off.
Let me check my schedule before you, my friend.
I'm on the ground side, leaving Kenzo guys.
Schedule is kill this fricking guy on the run.
easy easy easy guys, smosh him or you could be sure to get smoshed on this
might as well make the hot tub
no stress
I can smock for more guys
ok guys, no no no, I will take fucking whiz them, I am gonna
get rushes bot on my red
I'll let the low and bottom come in bottom, you get it
We need more, I guess. She's low on damage.
Keeping my good friends. I'm on the way.
Can we put him as smoke?
Yes.
No ISF. It's good. Maybe midway.
I can't play as a ward here, maybe on fire.
Block, I'm running. Now lint down here.
They are small, but you are not supposed to keep the position.
There are more of the guys, but I don't know.
It's kind of a bad fight.
Go back.
Yeah, sure.
Take...
I can be in front with them, guys.
I use hex
I'm controlling this of course
I said I wanted to fight
I'm going to buy back, he has rune them right here
I don't fucking buy back, I know this guy, you don't have it.
It's alright.
I can take the pressure, you want it more.
Largo still has A on this, can BK me up by the way guys, it's all good though.
I'm not in your... I can smoke for him guys, just go for it.
No need, I'm gonna up skill him, cause I'm the best.
I'm running, maybe I can fix him here guys.
Missed up go to it's.
Did you hax? Did you hax it?
I cannot grab my break I guess.
I'm low.
Yes I can I can I can I can.
I must.
I'm getting both of these.
They're not damage.
I cannot.
you just kill this timbersaw you animals
more like go press the hex on timbur go go go
nice
hex up?
nice
the bubble keks on him we can wait
can you break this guys like this?
always my friend I will help you as well
They can't run maybe, they can not buy bugs here
I like this call, let's go
Oh, they both are on the other side
No, don't be scared, don't be scared
You cannot be sheep on us, it's okay
There's no soul on us
It's hard to die in fight
I think I'm 4 and a hook is on me today, no matter what seems like I can't beat me today
dude.
Thank you.
you
you
you
You
What was the highest stream streak?
I think I was like, what, like 85?
Oh, Platinum Mortar, let's go!
I don't know, this guy, I feel like all he had to do was buy like human items, like glimmer,
or like, I don't know what people buy at this point, but it's just pinging this hex
for like 20 hours is not like a strategy.
I think from this point, he started from minute 23.
Minute 23, to minute 39.
This guy was pinging hex.
I think this anti-mosquito cream will help me, actually.
Am I done? Oh he's in this game I should have meant.
Where's all of this game?
I actually played the teamfights well though.
I landed good dead shots and I forced in pretty offensively in a good way I think.
That fight where Storm went on the SF and got hexed instantly and died, I think if he had just pressed DKB, we would have won that fight too.
I don't know, I, Pookie said that SF's win rate is 70%, but the Kaiyashaw is 40% or something.
So I'm pretty sure Kaiyashaw is terrible.
So I know it's fun.
It's fun, but it's terrible.
Because, I don't know, the hero is not a late game hero.
He's always a mid game timing hero.
Late game, he's like kind of iffy.
Like look at his items late game.
He basically has three non-items.
Yasha Kaia doesn't work late game.
Linkins doesn't work late game.
Swift Blink doesn't work late game.
So he basically has like no impact late game.
Against like real carries.
Like a real carry like Morta, who presses ulti and BKB, like Insta kills Ember,
Phoenix, Timber, and Void Spirit, but this year you have to get all these niche scenarios
where you have to get someone who needs to stun, then you have to blink into the focal
point of the fight, and it's just a bit like... it's a bit bad, y'know?
It's good dopamine though.
This game I'm not gonna do it.
Ahah!
Hmm, push the barrel.
Yeah, real tank.
Doesn't look like they're doing it.
I'll get those.
We just try to hold wave and deny.
One creep and we can.
i got a couple
i got a couple of them
i'm gonna block
I'm coming through.
of
I don't know.
Mark's are going bottom, maybe.
I was close I think, if I had low ping I would have gone in here.
I'm gonna try to get the last one.
get out of here
get out of here
are you buying ward or...
I don't want to miss anything.
I don't want to miss anything.
I don't want to miss anything.
Your query died again?
When you play Ogre you are a cute swore.
Squared that three times the same way.
Three times the same fucking way dude.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I know how to go wisdom I feel.
I need to defend our wisdom over I don't think you can go
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'll get it. It's after.
You got six in the last three, that's crazy.
I don't want to deathquats too.
I'm going to get some water for when I die, sis.
Can I get the last hit? Fuck me.
I have some gates.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower has fallen
push this wave
how does he deal this shit, i don't really
fucks this guy dude
I got top.
Our doom is griffing hard right now, I'm not gonna lie, because basically I gate, he
use the doom on support and then now we don't get anything
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I need to start, I'm too far.
of
Yeah.
4v2.
The enemy's bottom tower is up. Your top tower is falling.
They're probably doing stacks, I can admit, they're all mid.
That's fine, we just have to keep dodging and farming, we have Doom Beast Master.
I'm so devious
He's grabbing a soul girl is playing exactly how I like dude if I play boss 5 this is exactly literally word
Everything he's doing is exactly how I would do I would suck this SF's cock all game
I would not let him stop I would not stop. I would just keep it going never stop
This is how you play melee 5s with SF
Beautiful
middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
They want to go bottom now, they want to go bottom.
I have teeth, that's it.
Do we want to tap this guys?
I can't get it, I can't save.
I know that we need to, I know that we need to, I'm just sure.
We need to just play top, we need to get a trade and fight top with Doom, and 5 heroes.
We need like actually all heroes because they will come as 5, wait for me and Beast to be closer.
I'll show you, I'll show you.
fuck how many dude
I'm like 200 HP and it's because of the
I was at the fight, can't just fucking... look at this HP
Just go heal and then go fight, it's not that hard
But I don't know why we're fighting before we heal
Because he is chained and he don't understand English
I mean he don't understand English
Oh, okay
Fuck, see through my time
I'm gonna get that, I just need to try to op-shot
We just fight, fight real slow, what are we doing?
The fuck is FlyFly doing actually?
I'm gonna rush probably
of
your middle tower is under attack
omni
i might be older
I'm gonna kill you.
Okay, cheap.
Go for it, go for it.
I think I got some
Lots of heals
I'm near alive, maybe he'll save, where are we going?
We don't have ult
I think it's fine, we will get betrayed and we get all this to farm.
Don't have to go
Bad chippa, oh me chippa
Don't die fly fly please
Yeah.
Nice.
Not lost.
We can get the smoke now, but no, I don't have TP, that's all.
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or something
one of them is here
I'm going to go to the bottom, I'm going to go to the bottom, I'm going to go to the bottom
I'll just try to get the
I'll just try to get the
We can't use every spell on the first person, that's...
kind of low skill, I don't know what the fuck I just watched
if we doom and roar with one bat right here, I don't know if that's good, I feel like it's kind of bad
What the hell are you guys doing?
What the hell are you guys doing?
Your mid tower is under attack.
So I'm just winning this game solo, I'm still winning this game.
I'm sorry bro
They are TP'ing top to try to catch me, we can farm a little.
I mean it doesn't matter, it's all about one guy go one guy, one guy go the other.
We can't use every spawn the first guy we see.
And one guy need to go anomaly, it doesn't matter who does what, just need to not
all in one go
there's no TPs on two heroes, he might be alone
That's how a dream sucks.
Shit, hero.
Let's hop here to smoke here.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is falling.
of
I think he's scared as fuck, which will all mean something, okay he's not scared, okay
Okay, that's pretty great.
Put this guy up.
Don't need to be high.
Okay, good.
Okay, nice.
I'm trying to only put targets for kill.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Help, help
Alright, here's Blink and Badna, they can catch us
We should take a teamfight, I think they're strong
We just need to not get baited
I do a lot of fucking damage, I kill anybody
As long as they're not GA
Yeah
We swap off, we have vision.
Yeah, that's him at the moment.
Yeah, that's him right there, bro.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
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I need to gate, push lanes, push lanes, we need to go guys, let me see one guy at the bottom,
Can we go take back our post?
Take it, shoot him up, guys.
right now
keep fighting
stay together
I don't know, Flyfly is so fucking bad dude, I'll be honest, this guy is so bad.
We know they're smoked, we know they're literally not throwing in every lane, we're taking back
outposts that the enemy controlled, they probably have a ward here, we have to clear
it.
This guy is a pro player, and he just casually shows on this wave.
In front of, no vision, we don't have any vision here, no vision here, no vision
here, no vision here, we don't know where the fuck they are, why is he just
randomly showing on a wave like this?
It's so fucking animal dude, it's like actually so animal dude, I'm reporting this guy, it's
literally a grief in this game, it's actually incredible.
The Gotham Tower is under attack.
I thought this game, I don't actually want to stand this game any longer, I don't want to do this, it's just pissing me the fuck off, like playing with 5x pissing me the fuck off, I don't want to play, I'm actually so annoyed by this guy, it's just so bad, it just ruins the game in every capacity, in every scenario, where he can do something good, he just fucking ruins it.
Oh no, he's dead.
The middle fast, that's all. The middle fast, that's all.
He's dead. That's all.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
You chose poorly.
I'm dead.
I don't know how anyone can like unironically watch this game from my point of view and
an issue in a statement that says I need BKB.
So I'm going to read this guy's chat log to see if he's rolling.
Okay this guy's not rolling.
This guy actually is right.
He said that BKB doesn't matter, Sonic probably he's right.
This guy looks at the number on the top left and says 71% magic damage so I'm
I'm going to brand him for one hour.
Bro, FlyFly had died solo, has 13 deaths on Beastmaster in an easy Beastmaster game where
there's zero heroes that can pressure him on the map.
He can literally pick every scenario of the fight, and every single fight he blinks it
on the first hero he sees with his eyes and just uses everything.
This happened 5 fights, both my doom and my beast just blink in first target they see, which is Batrider
And they use both their fucking roar and doom on one hero that just gets only repelled in Guardian Angel
And that was the story of the game
For nearly 30 minutes, both of these idiots are just using everything they see on the first person they see
Eventually we won one fight because we killed Omni first
Why is the yellow nuggling core, fuck?
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining.
So, BB save on this.
I can't believe we lost this game honestly, I can't believe it, this is insane, how can
these pro players, how do they all just jump one hero endlessly with no brain cells like
the entire game. How did he do it?
Look how they're before us. This one's in the bag.
Turn up. This guy's gotta be some powder or something.
You killed them brother, please win this I'm taking notes for my own luna game less than three
There was what?
With his pie
You want to block my bed?
The battle begins
My BB is spawning.
Lift off the Empire, she might just be licking her.
Why would they put like in against the Ligma?
It's full for much of them.
ha ha ha
I guess I'm gonna go back now
No gold for you!
I'll take these off.
Dude, the heroes ass fuck my life.
The one game I pick it in like the day I have to play against literally like hard counter
lane.
Like I don't get it.
Like what are the odds?
It's extreme though, it doesn't exist.
I can come here, guys.
There we go.
I don't know.
Marta, I'm here, I'm checking from the left.
Marta, I'm out.
I avoided lane.
I have to run it.
No, no.
Oh
I have to keep it up, but...
Shit.
I could play this western law, but I need to bring this.
I have to keep it up.
Ember's running with no shield.
I'll TP if they go there, but I don't want to, so try not to force their group.
My gun I guess
60 tickets from Ember.
Hmmmm, probably not.
Just leave it out there.
I'll take it.
Just take me for a bit and bring out this.
Alright.
Yeah there's some way.
Your bottom tower is under fire. I don't remember.
Your bottom tower is under fire. I don't remember.
I don't remember.
The fuck is this guy doing?
Just, you know, scouting rules.
I cut his thumb.
I should go back there, I should go back.
Don't look back.
It's fine. Not bad.
Can I take that to your bottom next?
the
one
Your bottom tower has fallen.
I can get the 6 out of the middle just to start trying to go up.
I'll see you around, try your luck.
It's the slowest six I've ever seen I feel like somehow.
of
I'm dead on the left side of the map
I have to close guy
I might see you
Let's go to the hall, I'll be there soon.
Smokers, Smokers.
Let's go to the hall, I'll be there soon.
I will hold it hold for sure.
You can come with me here, I will help you here.
the
the
the
enemy's top tower
I'm supposed to kill this guy in my pit
It's a late, I guess.
Yeah.
Uh, it's kind of 1-0-2-2.
He just tp'd an enigma and just died to be the enemy.
If he didn't do that I would have tp'd, but he just literally put a single button on an
enigma.
The beard.
Of course.
Lack of envys.
The top tower is under attack.
hahahaha
shhh
this game is fucking annoying
I just need to buy time to farm a little bit, good items again, sorry.
Oh, come on.
I don't have a stun so the third ninja shot.
Why are you just soft?
I'm running.
Come on ring.
I don't see shit
There are coming for tour
That's creepy maybe
What the, what player is this?
I know.
I know.
I need a canch or a platter to do something.
I need to get the fuck out of here.
Remember that for nothing.
I'm still here.
Keep keep going.
Okay.
I'm waiting for Leroy.
Why the fuck does the curse last so long?
I'm like crazy
Get out guys, so we're gonna come bot first and then back to fight them
I remember ganna actually, it's fight time
We have very split guys, I'm personal with them.
Just wait, uh...
I mean, Bristol dies in one thing, so I just wait for the kill.
I could also just kick him very fucking deep.
Just gone.
I think that's good.
We'll see why I'm in gas, why I'm in a split.
I can only just kick him in but I need the next class for break, that would be great.
You're not Roshan right?
I'm just standing here.
I don't know what happened there though.
I just need to catch somebody alone, but that's only 5v5.
Let's keep pushing lanes on the Neckman, no, no, no, this way, if they don't force rush, it's fine.
If he does this on Berserker, he can TP and do now, just kick him into black wall with only break.
I'll kill him now.
I think so.
Roshan prevented.
I have silver no curse it'll be like 15 seconds
Timber's not here, he didn't want to.
Alright.
Just two people right now.
That BKB in him.
What's with him?
I don't know.
I want to kite this.
I'm gonna take any two shots.
No mercy.
No mercy.
I'm going to be lost for here.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I don't know, look at those wards.
It's fine, I'm just gonna keep farming.
I'm actually done.
I mean...
You can TP though, I don't think he TP'd what.
That's the case, I somehow find this like an unnext, before he's off, I'm gone.
I can't know where we're in, I don't want to lose 3.
I don't want to know where this farm is
I can go live in there
There's not, not, not like in
I don't know dude, this game it's like one come back opportunity you have and this guy just dropped the ball on a big ball so much
I don't even know, like once I buy, I think I need satanic and I need butter, it's so annoying, so many items
It feels like I can't make any mistakes this game at all, I just made one so now I'm not sure
I feel like it's hard to do
I mean, it shouldn't be, but it is.
I can't maybe kite this guy, no wyvern is pretty big, no lakin out this one, I have
I have no think of being like an antivirus I need a little bit of this time
of
the
of
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
I'm gonna go back.
Go down, go down, go down.
Oh, dude!
It's so grief this game dude. It's like I basically don't have two heroes
These people are all NPCs.
Like I picked him because he's the only other core player in this game and he first picked
support.
Like I don't know what's wrong with these people.
Holy shit.
you
you
you
I still don't really quite understand why this guy just insta-picks support
He's like a core player and he got core role
He can pick mid or off lane or even he can play carry if he wants if he can't play other roles
But why the fuck does he pick nix? It's like legit so grief this guy
Just being crude doing everything versus
They have like four heroes that we care about
This Mortar was fucking useless, but the
The other people, they did a lot.
Thank you.
you
you
I'm locked in. This game, I'm locked in. You gotta understand it. You gotta understand it.
I'm literally gonna be the counter terrorists in this game. It's enough of these internet
terrorists taking my roles and it's time for CT action.
What do you mean, I'm always with kickchat, dude, I love kickchat.
10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining
Yeah, can you not like do this shit? Can you at least roll or something? You asked me
did not pick you with this guy I pick here and now you're in a double middle
it was for
what why she
10 seconds remaining
OK
5 seconds remaining
your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining
I got a question though, why am I a luna game so fucking hard?
Like, look, the last time I played luna, the last two games are like insane 1v5s, it's
like insane 1v5, look at this game, I lost this game, it's insane dude, like I'm 10
and 0 on luna and then a 21 and I lost this game, do you know why I lost this game?
Because this SD is a win trader I learned, he's literally a win trader, this guy,
It's just insane. The kind of shit that whenever I play Luna, the game is impossible, like by default.
I can go 27 and 0 and probably lose.
They might be bottom, they want to stop Primal from cutting wave, it looks like.
Not really.
Neverminds.
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be a Molly at some of some powder or
something brother you need to go park remote you need the side-o you smell me
what what happened what
I'm under attack!
He won't die, he won't die, he won't die.
This is kinda so lucky, like everything's going his way right now.
knock
Look at this guy jerks off the fucking squirrels.
How we having an invoker?
Forgot about this game, there's like two heroes like Andre and Shream thought playing.
losing top really hard. I'm using you okay.
Still pushing pressure is huge.
of
I'm so fucking insane.
Why is this Mars able to do all these things and this guy's the guy I didn't pick because
he had safe lane marked and he's actually the best point in the lobby.
Like what is this fucking Dota?
Like makes no sense.
I picked this fucking baboon.
He's crying.
Fucking pinging me by back.
I don't know if he wants to be on my team?
yet.
He sees them, hello!
Holy shit, you saw them! Like, he did his season! I don't get it.
This guy's actually insanely bad at what?
Go doing TP top.
They all defend this shit with everyone, careful, careful, we can fight but need to be smart.
You wanna TP top?
Fun of the shit?
,
It's not time yet.
I'll go get it.
It's not time yet.
You're not in games.
It's not time yet.
Your middle tower has been denied.
of
5 heroes top ganking a weaver, the shit only happens in the ghoul games.
The shit is like so ghoul, it's unbelievable.
And I guarantee I can predict what will happen right now, they're gonna just TP mid and
kill this guy.
Cause he has no idea how to position, watch this, watch this, Marsha is just gonna
They come, and just kill this guy.
We defend top, we have blink on primal, we have respite ult, they're not strong, we can fight.
Focus TA in fight.
Your top tower is under control Your top tower is under control
We can fight while guys, we're not sure I'm coming, I'm coming, Invoker come, they're
Weakest fuck
Come on go with fucking spells
What are we doing man? Volker you like watch
dude just go just go guys I promise we win game if you guys just fucking cast
spells just go what's so fucking hard
yeah it's actually insane they can't fight us at all but there's somehow
winning fights it's like actually brain that game
Wow spells, what are those?
Fucking ember didn't turn around!
Oh shit.
I think I'm done. I don't want to play these cool games. I actually don't want to play them.
I think I played too many good games and now I'm getting into bad games and I'm getting
tilted. These two games are just... they're getting to me. I actually just want to fucking
and my life metaphorically.
I think it's like I just don't understand why did this guy mark dire and do this like
why I don't get it like what the fuck what the fuck is wrong with him I'd rather have
anybody unradiating in this fucking monkey
it's just so boring to play
now probably one death away from rage putting stream
still really like playing loggies like this
It's not time yet.
Not ready.
Your shawls will come into the ring.
Not ready.
It's not time yet.
this guy is so bad I'm sure they're just talking bottom but why would they do that
I'm not ready.
Not yet.
Your middle tower is not on time yet.
Your middle tower is under attack.
It's not fighting yet.
They're not breaking.
Not yet.
I'm not ready.
Your time is under attack.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy.
We're fucking gonna be on Malia some more, some powder or something.
So this message stops popping up every single day.
Don't respond T-L-A.
This message stops popping up every single day, don't respond, PLA.
Hand of God, hand of God, hello!
I don't know, this guy's got like an AP and a fucking turtle.
Your bottom tower is under attack. Your bottom tower has fallen.
I'm sorry.
Your Radiance instructions are fortified.
Not yet.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is falling.
guys there can't be this high ground but we can go
here we go
don't worry I'm going no one else is we have to here's the blinks but no one's going for some reason
I don't know, this game is just so unreal.
Like I actually, why isn't Volker running first up this hill?
Why isn't EarthSpirit with Blink Aetherlands?
and prime mode BKB not going up the sill I don't get it
Your bottom barracks has fallen, your bottom barracks seems fallen.
He was just a piece of shit.
I haven't even seen a Sun Strike in this game by the way.
Like I haven't even seen one.
I don't understand, like this guy is like the worst level 30 Volker I have ever fucking seen in my life.
It's like unbelievable how bad this guy is at this game.
How could you be level 30 in Volker?
Like, it'd be this god-off.
Puss-puss, I don't understand.
She's a big Sambers, uh, Shiva Wade and Dynamite, fuck.
are fortified. Your middle tower is under attack. Your middle tower is under attack.
your middle top is falling
JUST FUCKING GOAL YOU GOT THEM
BOOOOO
i saw that ending very much
Wow, really? That's what happens when you go in a hero.
your middle barracks are under attack your middle barracks has fallen
your middle barracks has fallen
This is the end of the game.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Stop it!
It's over.
You're out of town.
Your top tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower has fallen.
Your top balance has fallen from the ground.
Really?
I'm not ready.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen. Your middle tower is under. Your middle tower has fallen.
The entry is under attack.
My base is under attack.
To not die, I start to suffer.
Your entry is under attack.
It's not dying yet.
It's like it's incredible how different like the game quality just becomes like when there's just a few people in the lobby.
few people in the lobby like I forgot this guy dude I forgot this guy like this guy is
a known fucking ape like this guy is literally he's known to grief for years he's been muted
for years he griefs for years he's been ranked 1000 people get better at the game meanwhile
this guy remains to be trash it's just like I should have fucking known dude I forgot
turn up this guy is crazy fucking gotta be on Molly and some of some powder or
something. This is a shirokiri lobby oh my god.
Dude yesterday I played one game off stream before I went on a date with Dov and I played
with Fishman. Fishman had at the end of the game that was like a 37 minute game.
He had 22 fucking deaths 22 fucking deaths this guy and when I was playing this game, I was thinking to myself like
Dude this guy won a land
Like this guy used to be like, I don't know every game I play with fishman. He's like 20 fucking deaths
And I'm just thinking dude like holy crap. How bad?
Our pro players
like the it's just it's insane honestly it's crazy like it's fucking insane
How old I am like look people play this game or just mentally unwell dude
Dude, people who play this game are just so mentally unwell, it's insane, like it's crazy.
There is no game on this earth you can't convince me that attracts the most degenerate human
beings all in one focal area and they just battle each other and then they basically,
it's like natural selection that the greater the ghoul, you effectively train against
ghouls and you become the fucking best ghoul and then it's just that everyone's like I want to be like this ghoul papa and then they're just fucking they just
Every year don't it becomes more and more of a fucking disgusting as vile game
That's all good though. It's all good though
There is no way the league is worse bro there is no fucking way there is no way the league
is worse dude.
There is no way.
There's no way.
They explained why League of Legends is two times worse than Dota and Toxin City.
I think you guys are story boys.
It's actually like, you have no idea what is normalized in a Valve game.
Like there has been betting on public games.
There has been win training with double downs, there has been rampant smurfing that is still
happening to this day.
Even though they issued two huge posts saying they banned, there were 200,000 smurfs.
All this bullshit.
There is rampant homophobia that's just literally like I have to mute every single day that
these stupid fucking Russian speaking animals or just saying these words off off the rip uncontested
every day. There is not as much other things to be honest. It's just like non stop. It's
non stop. It's like I don't give a shit about someone calling someone like oh fuck yourself
or fuck your mother or whatever this bullshit online gamer talk is. But like other things
like dude I don't know I've been a part of Dota for like 15 years and I am telling you right now
this is the worst it's ever been it's the worst it's ever been
League doesn't have voice chat? Yeah, exactly. League also doesn't have voice chat. Like,
how could you be toxic on text? You can literally just mute this guy. But on the voice chat,
you have to hear legit some guys like, fuck your mother, you fucking bitch! Like, you
No, it's like a different level.
I don't think you understand, if you generalize it and you say like a statement like ban all Russians, this game dies.
Like I don't think you understand the severity of... this game is primarily Eastern Europe, CIS.
It's no longer a Western game in any capacity. That's why Valve has abandoned the game.
Valve can't monetize CIS that well.
So they've kind of just peaced out.
Okay, I don't know, there's a fishman in this game.
It's just unplayable brother.
Oh my god.
Sure, sure, sure, Artizia. Surely I will not give a game for you.
It will be great, yes, it will be great.
No way, no way, no way.
I
Played four pubs with fish man in the last two weeks
Four games. He is double-digit deaths literally like he play he feeds more that I think it's possible to even feed intentionally
Like it's fucking unbelievable like so we're gonna hope that this time he gets it done
you know I mean for his fucking sake in my sake excuse me hey okay I'm gonna put
on the anti-terrorist
It's not...
...never more.
It's not...
...never more.
Yeah, baby, it's in the bag.
I'm going to settle in the back.
Remember what happened the last time you said that?
It's in the back.
Oh
Oh
We oh we
I'm going to play this game with my family.
I lost a bit of wisdom though, I'm not feeling it.
I want to unblock first.
Start up! This guy's phrase is fucking gonna be a Molly of Summo, some powder or something.
Fishman, I have no idea you're a pro player, bro. I actually, I don't know, we gotta study this.
We gotta study this shit. Like, I gotta literally study this.
Mrow is like, actually it's crazy. We're getting double-waved, he's about to be level 2, he just runs into the wave nice.
Can't get them from follow
I want to drop yourself.
This is so low IQ by these guys, like this should never work, there's like 0% chances
This works.
They have those carbots.
I'm saying to you guys, the screens guys, do you fucking idiot?
I'll take care of my teammates.
I missed a player.
Yeah.
I missed a player.
Yeah.
I didn't die.
I didn't die.
I didn't die.
I didn't die.
I'm coming through XP top.
This guy is so fucking bad.
I'm coming guys.
guys
Level 6 tree what the fuck
come on
What is the storm doing in this game?
28 kills in 8 minutes boys. This is prime time Europe. This is prime time Europe.
This guy buying drums
I think this game I'm buying Kaiyasha
Can you play with me bot, bot kills guy on a tp, tp, tp, tp, tp, tp, tp.
I don't know, coolman is awful, there's not much to do about it.
So the thing is, it's like they're showing mid and then they respawn, obviously they're
They're just gonna run at what they see because they're fucking dumbasses.
So you can understand that if they're respawning they see you and they will kick you too.
But he just keeps dying.
He's died twice the same way in three minutes.
So it's like, it's like a bot-ass lobby.
Probably will.
I'll kick you too.
I'll kick you too.
I'll kick you too.
You're the good boys.
Let's go boys, let's go choo choo, fire in the fuckin' hole!
Okay, I'm not gonna die this game. I'm gonna play like a fucking pussy. I don't want to
I'm gonna die this game
I have this, they cannot fight us, don't be scared, let's keep snowballing, boys.
kill anyone guys it's minus 15 armor just go fight like we just run in doesn't
matter they cannot fight okay this is I respected though I respected
why did I follow this fucking baboon
I died guys, but it's okay.
I don't know why I followed this guy, I fucked up, I super fucked up.
My snowball's over now.
Why did I follow the fucking monkey?
Why did I do this shit?
I'm gonna just go fight again, it's still strong.
I can't do this.
I'm just going to save Kassadin.
This guy is AFK or something on Tusk, he's just standing mid.
Okay guys, can we just play two lings for the rest of the remainder of the game, okay? Two lings.
Zero mana, kiss.
Guys, there's a haste room, just standing there.
I see push lanes, im gonna go bottom
Okay, I'm out.
I won't play with Claire, I suppose.
Tusk, come follow me.
They're gonna go on you with every hero right now, I'm bad.
I have blin coming we can play together kill any hero help me push bottom
I
Love it
Can you stand up
To the top to the top
Take gate.
We're focused in our room.
Okay, now don't go top, don't go top, don't go top, don't go top, just...
You're mid.
I don't have ulti, but I think we can fight.
It's strong.
Is this wave looking far?
But we need to be careful because the shaman can go on top.
I will follow up, but rider.
Hero to Bravian.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I said Shaman is coming.
It's already fucked, guys.
It's already fucked.
You cannot react like this.
It's too late.
This game, it's just endless like this.
Just please respect the Shaman.
I don't know.
It's fucking Shaman.
Yes, I can.
push mid
Mr. Colt should have the fuck up
relax, relax, you can fight the Thorns too
at the time
let's go, mid has connect
bad, you push top
Just keep pushing top, just keep pushing top, we can't 5 minutes smoke, it's just...
Oh shit so fucking slow and bad I can't do it.
Yeah bro. Go insta-kill Core Tusk, okay? Find Core.
How many times is this guy going to get solo kills on Rasta on Storm?
3 is bottom, I don't know maybe not, he's top of the, go kill some top, I'm coming
to us, quick and kill, yeah okay let's go farm your wkb that's what I said guys, let's
Let's go forward with the dive 50 times.
Wait, my BKB.
The Roshan.
Need to go on Queen, okay?
Go on the first hero you see, you need to be patient, please wait.
I don't know, these games are too hard.
one player, goes pipe in fucking, what is he buying now? Greaves? I'm sorry, pipe and crimson
and we just don't have anyone. They have solar, pipe, crimson and we got lutsa bearing and fishman.
So yeah.
I see you over there.
I see you over there.
there. I see you over there.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Dias structures are fortified.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
guys on this ward can we kill him?
if we... we burst the... caiss
need to go on caiss
Stay together guys, they're still around here.
I might go on your top.
This one's good.
I just saw that two people.
We have 4000 gold SFs need to wait item.
Give me the XP, I need XP this game.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Yeah, there's like a...
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna do this, Jim.
There's split.
Super split, guys.
Yeah, you can go, I'll go BKB and go on.
Yeah, here we go, here we go.
Let's have a look at this.
We're going to die
I'm going to camp bot
Can we just go behind storm then?
Maybe he can bait, we have save.
can't stop him, wash
can't stop him, wash
can't stop him
because the tree is waiting
ok, fuck this game
I'm done, anti-terrorist ends
I will start the game, I will start.
I will tip you from base
This doesn't matter, go fucking hit Roche
Hello, what are you?
I'm gonna fucking scream, I'm gonna scream, I'm gonna do it
I get it, I get it, I get it, that's my question.
guys if we see somebody let's go fight we are up one person let's go hit Roche put
the ward we have wards some two heroes yes okay please don't make I don't want
to thank it I thank you I can't believe yeah
I can't initiate now, I will jump on Trentalus, need to kill him, definitely save every hero.
Just keep it bottom, keep it bottom, yes.
He's dead.
I got my rounds.
Just bottom.
I don't understand why this is happening.
You guys are just showing on waves with Aegis, taking wave ahead of me, I'm just trying
to get my 25.
Can you please position yourself ahead of me somewhere?
We're gonna fucking scream soon, I think.
We can't just do this. We don't need to smoke. Just walk with the gym to bot side, clear every vision here, and then smoke after.
Oh
This game so unnecessarily stressful cuz coolman is literally playing like he's a bot like I'm not even joking
Can you stop showing on every fucking way in the game, bro
I I don't understand they are not scared because you're showing on every wave
Everyone is constantly showing they can run around the map and split push endlessly because everyone is showing on every wave
You guys need to play like fucking humans
I can't do this. I actually can't do this. I can't do this. I can't.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your middle barracks are under attack.
Your middle barracks has fallen.
Your middle barracks has fallen.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Okay, here's your items.
Keep raising your stuff.
That's stupid enough to bite you.
Dude
I feel like I'm getting trolled or some shit
Like, honestly, there's no way Kuumin is this fucking bot
Like, it's unbelievable
He asks for Aegis
Okay, take Aegis
What does he do?
My Bat and Storm are sitting in front of tier 2 towers
Or like showing on a creep wave
With Aegis Storm
Like, in front of our tier 2s
Just sitting, arguing over a fucking creep wave, like it's unbelievable how fucking bad these people are.
It's unbelievable, like I can't take it. These guys are just so brain-wrotted, they don't understand how to play this game at all.
Like I actually, dude...
Holy fucking Christ, man.
It's insane, it's insane, like...
Thank you.
Honestly dude, are you even playing Dota if you just play like this?
Like are you even playing this game?
Like I don't get it.
How can you just like even the whole game, I'm just farming and Storm is zipping ahead
of the shadow fiend and farming the camp I am farming.
Zip it in front of me and farms my lane creeps. I'm looking at the minimap and he is literally just taking all my farm
And I'm just thinking like dude
Here I'm making a rule if I if I see kumin if I see like
What's the guy ask a less if I see red sue?
I'm just going mid like I can't deal with this these people are so fucking bad at this game
Oh like a fundamental level all they do is farm in he creeps
It's unbelievable how bad these people are at this game.
For somebody with 30,000 hours in playing Dota, all they do is hit creeps.
They have no sense of aggression, they have no sense of making any moves.
It's just farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm.
Like, I can't.
I can't deal with it.
It's too much for me.
I need to dodge this pool.
It's unbelievable.
you
You
Dyer's bottom tower is under attack.
Dyer's structures are fortified.
Dyer's bottom tower is under attack.
I just don't know why so many things happen in these games or I just don't know why like why it happens cuz like
Why does he has Rages? Like why?
Oh this fishman only had 14 that's this game. It's okay
DIA's middle bounce has fallen.
Radium's top tower is under attack.
DIA's middle bounce has fallen.
DIA's top tower is under attack.
DIA's top tower has fallen
Dias structures are fortified. Dias top barracks are under attack.
Dias top barracks has fallen. Dias top barracks has fallen. The raiders now have mega creeps.
Dias middle tower is under attack.
No, I have not followed the switch with a bunch of the monkey I have heard about it though.
I heard just briefly like some monkey that's not accepted by the family or some shit of
that.
But who cares dude just nature dude there's so much worse that happens like fucking lions
just murder other prides babies because they're not his you know like when a other alpha male
comes into a pack of pride and then challenges the male the male abundance and then the
The baby just fucking die.
There's way worse shit than a monkey getting bullied, dude.
And abused.
It's just...
The wildlife.
That's why I insult a lot of people in the server by calling them animals,
because animals just...
They're cruel.
Absolutely cruel.
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
I feel like every game my drafts are like my teammates they pick the worst fucking heroes
and then the enemy team they pick like somewhat of a conceptually okay draft is that just
Are you biased or is that reality? I don't know.
Like, how do I have a Nix Phoenix support duo like them?
And they got Tusk and Shaman.
Prepare for battle.
Please what?
Who's clown this game?
How me?
You know this yellow guy, last game I pick him core player, he first pick nix and go
1 and 20.
Ow, clown.
Yo, yo, yo, clown, relax.
You talking too much
Oh good guys I got my sugar gonna enjoy some nice sugar worms here
International welcome is the International
watch watch watch watch watch
bro 200 ping what are you gonna take?
idiot
idiot
i guess we gonna lexac top but it's fine okay
Come here, good wave, good wave, good wave, good wave.
Relax, enjoy the game, have fun.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
the next watchmate he's low hp if he can keep it maybe he can die
no mana for deep end fun
yeah yeah no water
oh my god
and then it level right?
I
Think we could fire in your boss up
Oh
He kind of want to die I'm just letting him die slowly
Nice nice one nice one
I think I'm gonna like die by stop zone guys, maybe we need some tip
I know the dark history of this place.
Go gosh
Hit the guy there
Can't tell Skate or what
if they go on me next key to be my friend
The Radiance instructions are for...
Yep.
There going.
Watch, watch what...
Oh
It's water both guys guys monkey missing monkey missing
Monkey missing maybe maybe he go both
Yeah, I'm okay missing, careful please.
He proc.
He going bot, he going bot, he going bot, he going bot.
I'm running, I'm running bot.
Wait.
I think I'm dead.
I'll kill him, I'll kill him, watch this boy, it's not even good.
What about Rizdom, did he take?
I know, 6.
I'm gonna keep him mid, I'm gonna keep him mid, I'm gonna keep him mid
Come boys!
I'm just gonna need a warm-up, quick
I'm gonna keep him, I'm gonna keep him in that case
What? I thought he keep him mid
Ah, it's clean, it's clean
I'm gonna keep him mid
I'll keep going both now.
I got you.
I can TP bot if they dive you, Phoenix.
Let's go, put Mirage up.
No, no, no, I can TP bot.
That's, that's, that's...
monkey is looking like he gonna run bottom right now
we wanna have raven soon guys
buy das, buy das, we don't have das
monkey bought bomb boys
push bro, buy das please
go top
nix, can you go top, we can take it
i come at top baby
I take mid wave.
Yeah, they look like a farm stock.
I monkey behind you.
We can bait.
We have an average guys.
Watch.
We going, we going, bait, we going, gays.
Died!
Died!
Beautiful.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Okay.
Okay, okay, starting.
Good job.
Good job.
Okay, okay, starting.
Good job.
Good job.
I take portal guys
I'm gonna let you remonder
I think we're down now.
I think we're down now.
Monkey top guys.
I think we're down now.
I think we can kill him.
I think we can kill him.
He's taking the guys. We need to back mid.
We need to back mid now.
Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber!
clear
get top wave for 6
top wave's mine, motherfucker
bot, guys bot, I don't wanna go bot
I have 300 ping hold on I gotta
Okay, focus up.
Focus up! What we talking about here?
Focus up!
120 ping, eh? 110? Looks like we're fucked.
Okay guys, I have a bit of lags.
Good luck to everyone.
You
Oh, there is a guy down there.
Look at the monkey.
Can he come?
No, he is coming.
one kid share the pen in tower back in the next one data this is this bad thing
will gain
They are bot.
What are you guys, wisdom for Martha?
What?
What?
Oh
Your bottom tower is under attack
Are you sure
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Wait, wait
I think they smoke up, guys, in my team
Let's protect the martyrs here, guys
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, someone!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?!
Oh, yeah, I'm out of ammo.
Formed a line, yeah, you need to take from a line.
Did one throw, could kill both guys?
We can kill both guys, we have ult in Phoenix's face.
They are just playing on a vacuum run.
I shall hit, I shall hit.
Ok, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
Fine, fine, fine, here.
Calculator and the lighter.
I know, I know, I know.
He wanna kill me, bro.
go go go
my there's some monkey king guys
I got top, I got another top
Help help help!
Invistus!
Invistus, Invistus, DAS, DAS!
I can't kill him
He is not us
Next level, he is playing top monkey
Do you want to play with me?
Yeah, I can't
Go! Can you find?
It looks like a lane ward boys.
What's this?
What's this?
I have to push here and come back.
Clink guys here, clink here.
We can fight, we can ulti, if you can like fuck him to me and then we can kill him maybe.
They're gonna go gait and boost him, I mean to him.
Let's go!
Yeah
Think if you go same time as me
What the fuck is happening now?
You're gonna blow your shit the fuck up there.
It's like, what is HEMBURN?
Did he open up his mic or just...
No more games!
Fuck my life.
Focus up boys, I have lost many games today.
Okay, GG.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ah, he's waterbed.
He has gem.
Gem just arrived to him.
I need to clear that brown ember, it's very important.
I'm running to you guys, but just try to win me, don't fight.
Playmate, bro, playmate, playmate.
Oh, hey, Porte, lempe, bro, you know what to Porte, lempe.
Probably, don't get my please.
What am I, what is this game?
What is this game?
I don't understand.
Why is this game so hard?
Get luch?
I'm gonna kill you
Mano didn't even sleep on the track
I need my team here, I need my team here
Oh my god
You have multi-finished
Nothing that could finish
Hello
fuck these
We lost it's over it's over cannot win this game we cannot win this game like this
Okay, kill this queen video
I'm but I'm but yeah, I
This this time has no items, dude. I don't understand this guy also
It's just sitting here in front of tower like fucking
Nice guys, we got the gem.
Guys, I need this, please.
Go one target guys, we kill everyone.
Please, I don't have that much. I need follow.
Is the ward here together? I need some help.
No, I just saw a bridge.
You're watching 10 seconds
I think they're at the pillar
No, they're at the point
They're at the point, they're at the point, they're at the point
They're three years old, 18 this fuck
guys do wikib with breeze on clings
That's Unchamber, best target guys on monkey, no BQB.
I can do a smoke for me.
Put up.
We are on.
Enemy smoke.
I can't see you when you enter
Give me the car, if you put it in my head
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Don't run, dude
I'm gonna cover you
Shit by the way, smoke guys, watch me.
Watch.
I'm gonna hit the tower.
We're getting separated again.
Nice.
Go back together, go back together Ember.
Uh, fucking dead.
I don't know why everyone keeps diving every fight
Oh, just don't stop dive dive dive dive just dive they've load assist mantas two four steps
on subs but we keep fucking diving why how to stop this
I don't have TP for like 20 seconds
I
Okay, we need this time to buy the link I'm gonna fucking scream soon give me the bot wave for my silver
my condiment and just go chain this piece and first of all don't jump in, okay?
Yeah, when I poke.
Two kills, two kills.
I'm so deep, I think.
If Morta shall follow you, maybe.
Can we have a good award here?
Here we have.
I have Silver, if I find Tusk.
what the fuck actually good
okay look can we try to hold the little one I need my altified boys
I'm gonna fight soon
watch watch watch watch
I get it I get it I get it
monkey of blins monkey of blins
monkey of blins I get it I get it I get it I get it
Clinkz where's where?
I am scared
I was scared
It's tough scaring hard
Just get a big key and fight this please
It was 200 hp
This game is so fucking miserable because I just don't I feel like both
Ember and Tide have grieved this game to oblivion so now it's some bullshit
I'm not going to shoot you
You need to throw it from behind
They don't have a pipe, do they?
No, they don't have a pipe
This ember should kill everyone, honestly
This bristle is kinda not important
We need to kill clink
What's behind you?
I like it here.
Can you delay? Can you delay?
There he is.
Not yet, from here.
Either from here.
Bravo. BTW, BTW.
Please use the BQB guys.
I think Brice can die if we serve on Brice on Ravage.
He's gonna get saved bro.
It's gonna be a bad idea.
Maybe if they put an Exiled on him maybe we can try.
Yeah we can try.
Okay, you wanna do it?
I think they're not going to be able to kill me.
Wait Phoenix, wait.
I'm actually not going to fight now guys.
I still have Marta ulti guys.
I'm going to chain them.
I don't have any.
Come on.
Monkey is probably gonna burn us.
Nice, nice, cut.
He's fucking dead.
Bibex is...
What is your country?
He's just going to BKB and shackle me at some point.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to find the last one.
I can't hit the muscles or anything else.
I don't know what's up with the guys.
They're in the way.
The schemes are so annoying.
Bad.
I got him
I want to buy big bb, but I can't fight
No big bb, he's coming for him
Or even this, maybe bb?
He's not here
I mean, I don't need BKB at minute 30.
I would have BKB at minute 30 if I fucking had a Tidehunter that helped me in a single
teamfight, but we lost 20 teamfights in a row. That's why I don't have BKB. I saw how
this game works. You can't just farm every item in the game off last hits. We lost every
teamfight. We're not supposed to. No wonder this game's hard.
Every game is so awful.
Every game is so awful!
you
I don't know dude, I actually can't believe still to this fucking day people play against
Tusk and Shaman, and it's true, they've been this game,
these guys have played Dota for years
and they just keep diving.
Like this hero is literally,
he has to channel his ability in a team fight.
Like...
No, it's okay.
I would love to have BKB, Swift Blink, Daedalus, Willy Wonka's chocolate bar with the golden
ticket inside.
I would love to have all of those things.
But there's thing in Dota called winning teamfights.
You know what happens when you win teamfights?
get to win gold and farm the map. This fucking baboon on time and this guy, these guys have
literally, we were up I think like 5k gold right? Okay we're never up gold in this game
so that must mean that we're probably farming like idiots. Which probably doesn't make
sense actually. I don't know how we're down gold. I thought we won mid and safe
lane really hard and then I can say I'm pretty sure Ty just didn't farm like I used
so poor in this game. Like he was doing something wrong absolutely for sure.
You understand me?
Basically, this game will last.
Basically, I need to pick better, I don't know, do these patches, like to be honest,
you need your team in these patches, Kari.
Because all the heroes in our range heroes that do damage on stun, so if your heroes
miss stuns, and don't pick stuns, or like literally don't play the game properly,
then we lose.
Which is how it works, right now.
That's why all the carry players are like, it's kinda like most of the ones that I know are deranking
cause it's honestly pretty easy to be carry.
What's hard is to pick like offline and mid and actually be useful.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
this is a fucking game streamer this guy's a picture of Swiss Sydney Sweeney
okay Sydney Sweeney who's this I don't know this is basically two women
So I need a mid player.
Yeah I do.
Oh this is pie I think.
Let's just hold this account.
What is that?
Well, let me try.
Okay, position 5 Alchemist, position 4 Pudge, Core or Troll.
Alright, let's go have some fun, boys.
Fuck!
Yeah.
And yeah.
Ten seconds remaining.
Need to hear that lanes with alchemists preferably range that has eggs.
Against Void Offlane with eggs, let me see what I can cook up here.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
You can give me ag, I gonna go turn into motherfucking void and shit on them. You know what I'm saying?
Hey guys, we need to focus up for this game.
I'm on a 5 lost streak right now and I really don't want to end on a 6 lost streak and if
I win this game I'll play one more game after.
It's in my bag.
Hi, um, okay.
They have a hard heroes to kill with smoke anyway to be honest.
I guess, can we, uh, go on, we have to go on Maiden, otherwise I'm...
What the fuck is going on with these idiots, they're just spamming back.
This is such a fucking cool game dude, holy crap, what are these guys doing?
I don't actually understand what the fuck they're doing.
I said back like 25 fucking times.
That's all I feel, guys.
The luck hard camp?
dude, stop, fuck, it's blocked
It's fine, it's fine.
I don't type anything to job.
push rave for goddus
turn up! this guy is crazy, he's gotta be a molly or something
I was just going to get an accent scheme though, so I was just going to start jumbling at some
point or what.
You need to open smoke
of
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of damage.
They're gonna gate top, you know.
It's okay, this is a classic strategy to feed the chicken before you eat it.
I'll take gate guys, they don't have time-lapse.
Okay, what the fuck is this shit?
This might be the shot at pool boys.
This might be it.
Okay, does he have a single component in the bag?
I mean, it's 12.
of
what is this guy doing on Mars, he's just going to the enemy
Maybe we can fight top somewhere, I can TP.
Alright we can try it, we just hold on a second, I need to morph the animal a little bit, we
cannot kill him, we cannot burst him, we cannot, we cannot, we cannot, we can't, we
I need to wait for Weaver guys.
I can show here maybe Weaver will show.
I should see.
Okay let's just go whoever is mid we just fucking go let's go kill him let's try.
I can silence soon.
I don't know guys, don't know about this one.
How come my silence was so long?
Oh my god that's why I was thinking, I think I should get out, I was thinking in my head
but suddenly I realized that he took the silence talent on fucking puck, who the fuck
takes that shit?
This is awkward.
Without looking my eyes tell me why, baby, why?
I think this guy is an account warrior, because there's no way he can't even farm this watch
and fucking knock dude.
I hope you ain't come back boys, if you don't come back that's your saving grace, so we
win this game.
If he comes back, yeah we're in trouble, it's the wild west over here we don't pause for
nobody.
When I was getting fucking DDoS, no one cared about me.
Fuck, he's back.
I don't have a problem with this system.
my hot actually maybe they use three tps bottom some space
Just need to dodge some good items, they're gonna get Rosh, nothing we can do about it,
fuck it.
Just keep following me.
I have no tp8 seconds to fix.
The solution is created, the solution is alive, you'll take the place of the solution.
How much stats does it get?
We can take a fight without my butter, I think.
We just need to wait arena.
They're split right now. Maybe we can smoke and pick them off.
With more starts to use and puck, it's ideal, but...
I can maybe rush?
Just stay in pit, stay in pit, we have arena, just stay in pit.
I don't know if it's going to be here, but I don't have ult.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is falling.
You guys come, I'm kind of strong right now They missed every spell view, I don't know,
They literally missed every fuck that's fallen to turn it in.
Oh shit.
We can fight, fight.
Should I get something?
It's worth it.
I got 800 gold.
That means we're like literally 30k gold behind actually.
If I'm getting 800 gold for this one kill.
Haha.
See you in the class.
I just need to get fucking pkb, they have like two sheevils in the making right now.
So one thing is that we can always kill Weaver, I think, this game.
they are doing torment i think
of
He's lincoln.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
of
I can't rely on anybody in this game this snap is fucking shit the fucking Mars can't hit a single spell like it's so hard
I don't even know who the fuck I can rely on
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
of
time
Wait, wait, wait
Easy
Wait, chill, chill, chill, take your time, take your time, okay, we're just going to...
What the fuck is that anyway?
This is a game, boys.
I can try.
I can try.
We need to glimmer and lag some shit.
That wasn't bad, close.
I'm coming, he has permanent Sakuchi, by the way guys, he's permanently Invis.
You could buy back. Can you try going on the weaver?
He doesn't have a DKB, actually he does.
Left and right one side.
They have a nudge hook.
Need to go on this one, no one to buy.
I don't want this to side-hop in here.
Stop trying to go on a fucking park, bro!
Joe Mars, you will never catch Puck. Don't try it. It's never gonna work
Jesus Christ
X. Good fact.
Oh, clutch!
Oh clutch!
Clutch!
Holy crap.
The clutch are in that place.
I'll try to take it, it's okay.
I'll take it.
Feel like I'm gonna buy divine.
I think I'm on the right.
Red is on the right.
Reset boys, reset.
I don't think we burst, that's the problem.
I have divine. I want to, I think this time we can insta-kill any hero in stuns.
Let's just hope Roshna doesn't spawn. Just don't panic.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Just need to save me from the hacks.
No coil, I'm gonna run in.
can you Mars can you set up actually
snap to tank the rush tank wait for us to finish the rush then I think we kill
weaver there's ref ref ref cheese spanner
Do you break linking someone and kill them?
Park is gonna keep staying top unwrapped, they won't let us.
We need to clear them out.
This is where the game gets annoying as fuck, they're gonna dodge endlessly.
kill this tower fast and then i want to be back
turn up this guy's crazy fucking
just take it just take it just take it
fuck I keep it good canceling this
I can't move, I'm like perma-silence dude, I actually don't know what to do with this
I'm like perma fucking silence dude. It's actually insane
The stupid ass of the time zone
It's actually crazy, I'm just like a perma fucking silence can't even attack anyone
Yeah, these games are impossible. I don't know, I think this is how because I can't play here, so...
Actually, I gotta let the thing...
Games are actually really impossible to play. I don't know what happened, but it looks like I went into the win streak and then Valve decided it's time to get fucked.
all these games are just completely unwindable games
no joke, all of them, just unwindable
and I encountered too many smurfs today
it's funny, so, life goes on I guess
I don't want to play anymore, it's up to me.