Arteezy
stable&handsomegameplay + KEZ? +DL28 PLAYOFFS? + GOW SONS OF SPARTA LATER (59/365) !multistream- Form 7/10
02-28-2026 · 10h 29m
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D.D. X's lobby, what the hell are you?
What is this like three big balls on my screen?
Silence sir.
Oh my god.
Silence sir.
What the hell is this guy doing dude?
What is Dov doing to Mipo?
That's Yoda.
And she's slapping his ass.
He likes it.
Who doesn't like a good old slap to the behind?
I'm blocking this guy.
I
30 seconds to battle
No water, thanks.
Yeah, it's water, I think.
Yeah, he's warded, I think.
Oh, no.
No, he's...
Silentzer, a new meta hero?
Or are you grief in the fucking game?
Ratissi!
What?
tell me what happened with Parker what what did he do what do you mean he
grieved like he grieved game like
this one is just insane by the way
You can open hard jam.
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What's up buddy almost 60 days, bro
Windrunner missing okay, he's tough
You almost died.
The house this guy doing is triggering me.
He's all over to you, you're the worst.
If you come, I want to give you a bolt.
I'm very strong.
I use it.
I can go to the kitchen.
I can go to the kitchen.
I can go to the top.
I can go to the cave.
I can go to the elevator.
I'm gonna kill top, i'm gonna kill the RTP
Tank, i'm keeping bottom guys, i'm gonna kill the RTP
I get to be bottomed and we can fight our first.
I want a gate to go bot, he's in the tp top on rgo, wanna go?
We have roar, just go, go, push, look at time
I need to expo though
Your beast is just me and you buddy
I'll just TP.
It's not time yet.
The
The enemy's top tower has fallen.
Radiant's courier has been killed.
So classic landscape boys, we got three tier one towers at ten minutes.
I killed every lane.
I expect, guys, can we not let this guy farm?
Wow
We got the more important kill
We have, uh, aggs, you wanna rush, cause they're like no position to fight us, and they're
sitting and trying to go.
At least I'm coming.
I can help you tank.
Chikiro?
No fire?
your top tower is under attack
this is a spread thrice
this tower is muck
your top tower is under attack
I don't think we're going to have the gg.
I think what Valve was doing with it was good.
It's like, you shouldn't give the idea to people to be able to give up in like, course others to give up.
I feel like it's a good idea that you cannot.
go take care to vod guys we have ages two minutes
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I'm just spilling this in here.
I can go take third tier 2 top and try and go.
I'm running top
Please can you stay bottom so we can we can go to you
Okay both cores are standing here.
Decay mid, decay mid, decay mid, okay.
Oops.
Not yet.
I'm not ready.
Decay bottom.
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one of
Your middle tower is under attack.
Die structures are fortified.
Your middle tower is under attack.
You're sick!
Yeah!
Oh, you trapeze!
We need to force staff on new, if that's what it's for.
Ah, smoke.
Yeah, but if you and one beast can do it with one person, I don't know why we did not.
We have no dk for him, let's fight.
Roche is up soon, you can just stay here.
To Roche.
That's fine.
I
Turn up this guy is crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something
can you put a borer in the pit?
This is crazy just make them come to our vision for us please your middle tower has
was falling.
the
I don't know what the fuck he's doing, he's just standing on a creep wave, what the fuck
It's fine. I mean it's probably not fine but it's fine.
It's just baiting me a little bit.
Largo is gonna gait and just keep farming.
Let's go kill tier 2 and take Winston.
I'm sure you should do fucking Rory, you know, like that one.
Stop, bro.
Look, look, follow up, follow up
Can we please use war on Largo, my friend? Otherwise we're gonna lose fights
Only two wars, fucking...
You got an animal?
I mean...
You can hit, you can hit
It's fine, we'll force them back.
I don't think he'll farming, maybe he's gaiting
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'll show you where they need to be in this room.
I think you can bait, someone needs to bait, because I can like, they will only
Katta core, they won't Katta support
I got the baby.
ah bro
we can push what what the my park Parker not my best friend sparkly your friend
What's the insider swoop on Parker and actual teammate? Is he an asshole or what?
No pommence.
I'm low stable clear right now at briefing game
I'm going to use my weapon to fire.
Your bottom tower has fire.
The queen's bottom tower has fire.
and
What are the actual insane heroes?
You can just load us to fucking ally and himself dude.
Whatever ridiculous hero actually.
What do we know at HP items? I have literally a falcon blade in the pipe. How's that not
item bro. What are you talking about? No HP items. That's an HP item. How's your day?
My day is just starting but it's great. You know why it's great? Because we have the
opportunity to play God of War today and have a great time.
Watch liquid tundra as well. I was thinking about it. I might just like chill a bit today
You know I'm dumb up. Yeah chill lifestyle
Yeah.
Radiant team pick.
Dire team pick.
Dire team pick.
Radiant team pick.
One or double one.
Oh fuck my life dude.
fucking hot shit coma, because you beat me four times yesterday, you dogshit.
You think you're better than me, buddy?
Let me tell you a fucking story, little pappoo.
Listen, I might be double your age, buddy.
I'll slap you like a puppet did.
You don't understand me?
Listen, I'm coming.
I actually was motivated by your play.
You played really well the last couple of days, so I'm going to start trying harder
too.
I'm going to start playing more stable, my friend.
No more clown shit.
They're just full stable boy now.
Shirokira, you want to play this?
You can swap me, can you give me Viper?
You can give me Viper, I can play Viper, you play Winderner.
If you don't want it's okay, you can play whatever.
Yeah, I go try it, I go try it. You motivated me bro. You did. You played good the last
couple days I was playing with you. So I go try hard to...
20 games per day. I mean for sure if I wanted to climb a bit more I would play
seriously like eight games maybe go watch some game go watch replays I'll
start doing that I think now I'm out of the shitty rank 200 stuff I can
actually play kind of normal games normal players so it's time to build good
habits be good player again
Dodgeroons.
Lago, can you maybe go around top?
30 seconds to button.
The battle begins.
I have a tango so...
Okay
that's a real action
you think
they're deluxe the deluxe
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He'll take us.
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I'm gonna pull
I think we should go to the west side
Razor can TP guys
I have the last repair shot to team get pro
Navi is not with them?
Yeah I don't know
We can always TP out, Razor
I already took one, top
Razor TP, Razor TP.
Someone still there with Basi.
Razor may be still there, yeah Razor there.
I don't understand what the fuck are these guys doing?
Largo, can you come bottom?
You can death this, for sure.
There's a guy behind tower.
He's behind.
I'm normally very nice.
I can be a little bit more
Why is he speaking Russian to f***ing Kovlyvka in offshot?
No random discreet for them
I'm coming, I will for Pasha.
I
and
I don't know what to do with it.
I can't defend bottom anymore.
I buy smokes so I can go down
Razor TP bot guys, maybe we can smoke and fight top?
No Razor, no Razor, come, come guys, okay.
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It's not time yet.
Bottom warded with Zane.
Oh, it feels like some fucking, like, Akbar lobby or something.
go fight, no ravage, it's 5
I'm not sure if he's gonna go up or not.
I'm not sure if he's gonna go up or not.
I'm not sure.
I'm gonna fight with this guy
I can't, I'm gonna raise it, I can't raise it
Oh I guess I fell asleep
I think I experienced one.
This game sucks, we have no map at all.
I'm not wrong.
Wind in my back!
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck.
We gotta get a lot of sunburns and powders and stuff.
They hold an awesomely handful of gameplay.
I have another to the top.
And I'll take me.
I have a life on my mind.
Am I not happy?
Check this out!
Your mini tower is under attack.
MkB definitely would have been a little bit annoying, more than Nellie, but Tinker hates
It's now these, so I don't really know.
Yeah, the draft is not that okay. It's just that we don't have an offlaner right now.
They're bottom.
There's three words in stock.
Solo's literally just not playing Dota M4 do you?
I'll get it forever.
I make it look easy.
Second cool down the fuck is that why oh the straight reduces cool them by 45%
this guy will grip me if I go up
Oh, we're just not buying back.
what the fuck the Largo's been afk?
what the fuck!
that's hilarious
you
CS streams, I don't know about CS brother.
Please find the game. Please find the game. Get me out of this game fast.
Nice.
I'm not still doing what you mean. I'm actually thankful. Dude, this Largo legit got an abandoned and so saved me at least like 10 minutes of my life.
I can't pick it, you guys pick too fast.
10 seconds remaining 10 seconds remaining 10 seconds remaining
my favorite ice cream flavor mint chocolate mint chocolate
Holy shit, we have 1000 games in SD!
I am ready.
Prepare for battle.
I don't think you can pick Kez against SD, I would pick Kez, but I think SD is the hardest
counter to Kez right now.
30 seconds to battle.
Shaman come closer to me
They might start three bottom visage you need to be careful the battle begins. I think they want to start three
I don't know this rng is so fucking crazy here
I think I'm going to kill him.
Fight, fight, fight.
I'm going to kill him.
I have salve coming, it's like, hey, chen gate, chen gate, chen gate, watch out.
I don't believe it bro actually I don't fucking believe it, Mars is running out.
You can't improve until you make a mistake.
Shut.
I'm coming to you.
You can keep it to yourself.
All right.
Coming, coming, coming.
Yeah, looks like you'll win this fight.
The level's discussed.
Shut.
is under attack
March CP mid, level 6, March CP mid, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back,
I don't have TP this time
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I'll try to cancel Mars, I'll try to cancel.
if they kill
we see it being guys, i can't cancel
i think gate soon
I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm selling, I'm selling.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. Your middle tower is under attack.
Isn't this warcry iteration better than VanKutcher? I always don't really know.
Yeah, I'll farm it, then you stack one more time.
Can you stack with a bird or something?
There's smoke coming in.
You can fight.
No blink.
Yes, we need to wait a little bit for visage, we need to fight with visage.
Stop rushing man. This guy is so strong. We just need to play with him. He's so strong.
Can you relax? This game is free win. Like this guy has no farm. He's their carry.
Just chill out. We just need to play smart and fight with visage.
I think Mars will have blink now
I cannot be on mid
I think you guys need to run, maybe Mars gonna blink soon when you research
When I get blinked we can fight on mid I think, but we have side lane heroes this game boys.
We have side lane heroes.
We cannot fight them on mid this game, okay?
Mars coming.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
I think they're rushing.
We don't have pipe yet.
You gotta be a Molly or some or some powder or something good morning brother
We can fight for him, I have BKB, so we should group Visage Keep up.
Just running to a querier, let our spirit go into Blade Mail and give vision and I'll
I'll try to jump SD, with maybe, Charmin or whatever.
Can fight, can fight.
No, I can stun soon.
No kez though, you can probably chase him.
I don't know what to do with it.
Can you explain the concept of your stronger sides but not on mid?
Well we have Spirit Breaker and Shaman and it's really hard for Shaman to fight around
mid lane against AoE stuns like they all have stuns on their cores and they have
So it's much easier for us to set up a position on the side with a lane ward and catch them off guard rather than sitting on
If we go fight mid we have to be absolutely sure we can jump the SD
We can be absolutely sure that the Mars can't arena our back line and it's much harder to do that on mid
It's like why tide is stronger on mid lane
Like AoE and teamfight if you look at how like the concave of like how you fight is it's very like
tight so AoE is really good here but if you fight on the sides there's a lot of
like angles to go there's a lot of hope you can do like there's that's how
Dota has changed a lot over the last couple years is like they've introduced
a lot more tree lines and like little holes in the trees do we trust them or
what
The enemy is bottomed out, let's go.
The enemy is bottomed out, let's go.
I mean they're carrying hero has Vlad's desso and mid at 23 so I understand
I understand, I understand, it's late.
Commando, love all.
I wanna play Kaz but I'm just looking for a better Kaz opportunity, you know?
I think I'm confident enough to win games on Kaz.
I just need to pick it when it makes sense now.
Basically, I was just default picking at first pick
and then I learned a lot in these three games.
So now I have pretty good confidence
that I can play decent enough so I can carry games.
If I was a better KSI, I'd probably win this game
even though I have like the worst heroes in my team.
Hey, nooo, excuse me.
pooky as a what is the manager for a motion emotes editor where's editor
Is it a
Mode sets
Whatever I just do this bad request, what does that mean?
Okay, well, I think a mode such should be enough
What looks so cute?
Let's show it to the stream.
What is it?
It's just the lady is just...
Oh look at this, looks better this way.
Beautiful.
I think we're slipped you can eat it though it's for no longer
Okay, looks like some double carry shit.
Good drafts.
Yo Max, how come your rank is so dog-shod I feel like you're not that bad, so why
why your rank so fucking bad?
you just need to stop tilting my friend i think you'll climb
Brad?
Yo, you are so lucky, bro. I just went through a breakup. Keep her happy, bro. She deserved it. Also make a baby U40 now.
Yo, banyamafia, man.
Listen, man.
First of all, what the hell is your Twitch name, buddy?
Second of all, you're right.
Get in the bag!
I'm going snowboarding next week, guys.
I'm so excited.
My dopamine is like fucking accelerating right now.
I went skiing for the first time, and it was great, and now I'm going to go snowboarding.
i thought you have to save the bread for sunday
hey bob will you hear me?
i don't cause beef anymore man i'm sorry
let's be friends
oh yeah he might be, he might be, I'm gonna check
he's here, he's here, we can maybe fuck him up to you
I'm not going to tell you guys where I went, what the hell?
I've been ganked a lot when I say stuff like I'm going this and going that.
There's always like some dude showed up at my office one time when I was on Shopify
I'm gonna try to drop him for offices
Let's get out!
I think I got a lot of damage, what the fuck
I don't know, aren't you in the shades and saying why
some power or something rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka kaboom
I'm holding it.
Under attack!
Just business. Nothing personal.
Guys I'm really strong, you can place me on the black hole, you can take the other top
I'm going to TP guys, I'm just TPing, I'm just TPing.
I just died so fast I didn't even react I don't know I could even I didn't notice my
we just this what the fuck do this razor here so bullshit like I I secucci
into him I just die
I can time-lapse I can time-lapse behind
no ulti on razor he's not that strong
We can fight guys.
One creep for six, one creep for six.
I'm under attack
Fuck is going on in this game I understand
That was incredibly low percentage and they actually did it.
Go find them. No always wrong.
I just need to hit the tower.
Look, good Dremel. I am black hole.
They have vision bottom, just be careful.
Rammel is coming to you guys, they used every open bounty, it's fine with them bro, I'm
I'm gonna go top
I can look all of this lovely
a lot of sentries here
Radiance flame has been used.
I got a kill.
Just let him bottom tower.
Complete top and easy rush in the tanks we were in.
There is an imposter jungle. Can we counter this? Kill T.
back back back, you don't have holt or we don't have holt
what the hell, why did you run in?
relax haribor
We need to hit long fights, similar to 5, yes.
Time for buildings
8 centuries on topside for TA I guess.
no sensors here
tank, i get it
yeah, shard is on
Okay, now a sniper is trying to input.
Shit fine.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
They have centuries, they have obs everywhere, we have no obs, and no matter how many times
I ask for people to put centuries on the fucking floor, we still don't have any centuries
We're playing against Templar and he has literally like seven traps with shard.
I can't understand this game, it doesn't make any sense.
We can fight mid guys Razor has no HP, I'm coming mid, wait for me and we can take a fight, Razor really has no HP.
the tp bottom as well
so we don't stun the coil so we can't kill the left one
that is us
Very nice, now we go far.
Or maybe we can rush.
I think Puck, you need to come hit it.
This is gonna be close.
Snap my ult.
He's TPing on Primal, guys.
Can we get him?
Feather rush, I think.
I'm mana
I can't believe how much
2dj guys, 2dj
I think you guys can farm the pop, I'm not gonna go down.
I don't have TP from it, guys, can we wait, at least get blinker on the ground?
Wait, I don't have TP.
huh
we ready to fight here
one second is left
I didn't smoke guys, primal.
There's only a metal thing at the top, I don't need to go down.
and let me be that spells great don't die and fuck just be that spells
There will go wisdom somebody in every corner.
You just thought the...
I don't know what to do.
Tsk.
I'm gonna strut up with you guys, I'm gonna be 100% with you, I don't understand this
enigma's passing.
This guy is just whole game ruining bro.
Can you focus up man?
I try to give you best fight and you just running into them and dying and I can't win this game without...
I don't know, this game is so bad.
This puck just dies like 25 times like this. 25 fucking times.
How seconds are you?
Jam, jam, jam, jam. We get this one.
I honestly guys this game it's so easy like we just need this puck to survive in team
fight we need to save him he needs to play safe whatever it takes if we get like kite
If they get their VKBs, they cannot hide.
They just lose the game.
I think they're doing a farm.
They know rush timer guys, they know the timer, they're gonna play bot, it's gonna be a big
risk.
We have to wait your hole, just don't fight, wait hole, wait hole, don't try the hole
We can kill Razor for sure, but let me poke him a little bit first.
Okay, here, okay, here first.
I used snaphole.
Yeah, I don't know bro, you need to have some confidence my brother.
You could just hold that guy.
You can just wait when Resh go top top.
Okay.
They don't do rush, they're gonna get rush. We need to go kind of...
We need to freeze to get this rush. We need to get it.
Oh my...
I don't know. Can't do it. I don't think...
To wait.
Is that okay to speak a bit?
It's so fucking hard like I don't understand.
what this guy is waiting for all the time this black hole this black hole this
razor black hole this fucking primal I don't give a fuck just he's waiting too
fucking long and we're getting poked and now we don't fucking have Roche
because we do a bullshit fight like it's like I have to like carry this team
way harder than I need to fucking do in this dog shit we were game
I don't think we can test that gun now.
They're looking, they're looking bottom right.
I push mid, maybe I think it's okay, I just don't feed.
This guy, this guy will run adults of map foregames, he doesn't, they don't want to push, they want to catch.
I can kill the...
Why don't you just hold him?
Like I don't understand brother what the fuck are you doing?
Just hold this guy you won't die.
Well we can ignore him.
fucking enigma I've ever seen on this server and I've seen something like Legion creepers.
Okay, if you see Razor, block holm, okay?
You see him again, block holm.
I will link him to you, and there's no way to cancel him.
There's actually no way to cancel him.
I can wait a little bit on it. It just is gone soon.
I'm not ready.
So, I am not ready.
Not yet. It's not time yet.
It's actually a blue game. It's almost sound blue.
Use ref.
I can use buy, but I would like to not buy.
Please don't die outside of base.
I don't know, I'm so involved.
like I can't believe this every fucking fight this guy
this guy is just getting caught every fight like by blinking fucking random
people
like I don't know I don't want to be this game anymore man
I don't want to be rough
I can't finish my rift.
Can you promise you won't die man?
Can you just listen to him and sell this shitty item?
I don't know why you bought it.
They're chasing you bro!
Bro, can you just sell your item bro?
So we can win the game. If you kill Razor TA with no buyback, we get Roshan.
Let's go, guys.
I mean, I think if we go on him, he buys back, it's kind of...
No, but he has buy on Primal, but we should don't let him...
Primal kills us all, we just suck assets here.
I can't hear it
Okay, we have two holes. Let's go clear get a smoke and clear all vision with jam. We have jam
I'll buy jam. Take it fuck whoever the fuck
I giving you jump up
I'm going to use my shield to kill Kaki, I'm going to use my shield to kill Kaki
We can still win, we can still win, what the fuck's wrong?
I honestly don't think in my last two years of playing Dota on this server I have ever
seen a worse player in my life.
Dude.
I have not seen a worse player in my life.
I have not.
It's not even like I'm not even joking.
It's literally the truth.
I have not seen a worse player in my life.
I'm actually kind of speechless.
I actually am kind of speechless.
i don't even know
Dude, there is no pressure.
Dude, you have to understand, guys, there is no pressure.
Just press black hole on the razor that you see in vision.
He's not gonna, he's a fucking razor, dude.
Just black hole him.
I don't understand in his brain, what's the difference of black hole a TA or black
hole a razor?
He's waiting for black hole to black hole a different core.
It doesn't fucking matter.
fucking black hole anybody you see
like I don't fucking understand
this guy's the worst fucking player I've ever seen
like actually
honestly I don't fucking fucking understand this fuck
Is it really starting soon or what?
I started already, fuck.
Should I watch it?
I don't know if I even actually hear that much.
I don't know if I even actually got that much.
I don't know.
Albainian Mafia has McLoven. Is that McLoven, dude?
The most depressing part of this whole situation is that at the last fight of the game we
We wait for this idiot to farm his refresher and in the end all he does is black hole nothing
and then die to TA.
Just honestly, it's kind of impressive, it's honestly kind of impressive.
I think there could be anybody in his position would probably do better and I might be joking.
I think there is literally anybody in the server with this set of items would be better
than this guy.
Top 1,000 he might have been like literally the worst enigma of all time
I'm mad effect
What is resident evil like what kind of gameplay
I'm gonna go pee
you
you
Yeah, life goes on.
third person shooter Elden Ring with guns. Is it scary? Is it like objectively horror? Like,
I get really scared. I can't deal with the anxiety of like the music playing and then you don't know
something's gonna happen and then like it's just very slow paced and you're just like dreading
what's going on every second. I hate that.
This is a terrible fucking kez game Why would he pick kez in this game actually?
It's such a bad kez game I think timber is good against kez
I think Viper's good against Kez.
This is a good Kez game, he's playing against Mars puck.
I feel like the thing is, if you have this item build, Latkes, you have a butter, Manta, BKB, you need the vampiric enchantment on your neutral item.
It has some jump scares? Yeah, I don't want to play. I'm not interested, buddy. I'll never
play those games. Like, keeping the peace, I'm sure people love the games, love the
genre, but for me, I will never play this shit.
It's kind of insane, I think there's like no way we lost this game, unless Enigma did what he did, I still can't get over it.
Yo, but who's excited for Crimson Desert though?
God damn, who's excited for that shit though?
This is not the guy yesterday, they're like different people, right?
Yeah, this is Fendham, this guy's fur known, so I can't tell it all the same.
Suckersets.
I don't know what is it to be honest I wanna ruin game cause we have this clown on trend.
Yo guys!
Yesterday yesterday this clown he plays 0-4 in my game, 4 minutes he dies 4 times on
mid but you know cause you already know.
Listen, hate is a good guy, you know, I know you guys may be
Yes, he's a good guy, but he just played in my game, you know, yesterday
It happens, you know, when you play so much Dota every day, a little bit every now and then you go a bit crazy, you know what I mean
No, I'm just saying, I'm gonna play because you are in team, so it's fine, you know
Oh, thank you so much
Yeah, just letting him know that if no artesian lobby, he would lose in 15 minutes
10 seconds remaining
Yes, the only thing is, the important thing is that both of you are my friends.
Let's have a good time.
You need last pick?
I can pick right now if you want.
No, I don't need last pick.
That's the big one.
Ten seconds remaining.
a big one
It's Berkacet, you don't know?
I don't know, it's a real idea.
Let's give it everything we got.
We're always oiling up, I really am.
I really am.
Yo, Mr. Jokiro, Warlock, trend protector full, try not to die 5 times in 10 minutes to replay
the game.
Are you sure this is good against the underlord?
This might be a bad idea.
Okay, I hope you know what you're doing.
What?
Where is the third one?
You kill this one, right?
I don't know, the last setting today has not been on fleek, I can tell you that.
Like why is the tower doing randomly 83 damage?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I'm camo'd.
horses
I know the Katana backstab but I thought he was gonna die to the DOT if I'm honest.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing
I'm running back
I'm going to kill him with the enemy wisdom.
No role
Maybe we can?
No, why did I do that?
I understand, one support taking your fucking room.
He's been killed.
Clux until you're really... I don't know, I guess I'm getting really frustrated playing with dogs.
Don't get frustrated, my friend.
The guy is just not going on vision, it's insane.
But look what you created a moment, my friend. What play?
He wasted spells and creeps instead of going to vision.
These two bots are fucking annoying me.
Every game I play with them, it's just insane.
Clux on the cape.
Oh, what?
What are you doing?
I have 3 legal reasons for using this poison.
It's a good one.
Two chests.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm fucking kidding, but don't make me angry.
Don't show me your face, you bastard.
I'm not going to kill you.
You're gonna kill me, you bastard.
You're strong and you just want to kill me.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
It's a big reason I'm doing this show.
I don't know, I actually don't know what this game is, to be honest.
I feel like we should just kill them all, but Tiny don't want to come.
Guys, let's farm this. I don't want to fight. No.
Yeah, I think Klaxon, if you just run here, you get three kills.
And you get more gold than you get for the Screepwave if you just run here.
Look at their HPs. Why aren't you playing Dota, dude?
Why are you guys just farming? I don't understand. This is not how you play primal.
Is it not endless fucking creep cutting? If they're fucking three heroes...
I don't know.
Fine, let's just farm. They cannot play Dota. It's fine.
I come to his lane for wisdom. He just kills a creep wave in front of me when I'm keeping.
He uses second spell in the case of coming and fighting.
I just go farm my blink, then I do moves. It's just funny.
What's happening in this game?
Let's not fight even if it works, please.
Sorry, I'm out of your time.
Fuck, I can't hear you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in some trouble.
No, Jeff.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
your bottom tower is under attack turn up this guy is crazy he's got some power or something
your bottom tower is under attack
your top tower is under attack
large structures are fortified
radiant structures are fortified
your top tower is under attack
your top tower is under attack
Your top tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
The middle tower is under attack.
It's fine, Klaxon Dotai is most hidden pool of liner, it's okay.
even this guy has the kill as not that bad
this guy is a newtobot, he doesn't know how to control his rune on a team
better to use 1000 creeps
I don't even trust Klaxon to play Dota, I'm like, I don't know why, why did I fucking
do it?
I should have just pipped this fucking idiot hell shot.
Yeah, I don't know what cracks him. I played probably like 20 games against you and you're always losing
and one time I hoped to know how to pick you up in my team
and you just, you just farm and you just lose.
Like I don't know why you play Dota like this. All you do is just farm and farm and farm and farm and farm
till you get your fucking blink dagger like some AI script.
I don't understand how this is Dota to you.
This guy actually plays way better than you, he's a support player, and he doesn't play often, what's the matter?
Maybe you should actually rethink how you play the game, because it's like a bot.
Basically, like a bot.
You can check Rune on Prime mode.
You can get three kills here, but instead you move to fucking kill a creep wave.
What do you mean team game, dude? You are not playing with your team.
No? I don't understand.
You, you just
Yeah, exactly. Like, Tiny is literally telling, it goes on wisdom, and you just use fucking spells before wisdom spawns.
I don't know, it's literally a bot who's playing the game, not a human.
It doesn't make sense.
How you compare this?
This is not necessary to discuss in advance, when every game is in a rhythm, it is not necessary to discuss in advance, when every game is in a rhythm, it is not necessary, it is not a competition, in every game in a rhythm you can control it.
I explain, you can go to a rhythm and you don't need to be a bot with a rank 200 who can't go to a rhythm, but you are a bot and low skill in the night.
What was it?
You don't need to explain it in advance.
It's clear in the prior, that there is a vision in the 7th minute.
If you are a monkey, it's possible that it's not clear.
And if you are not a monkey, then it's clear.
No, I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
Insane, yes, insane.
I don't understand who am I talking to right now.
It literally feels like a bot.
Honestly it just feels like I'm talking to a bot, not a human being when I talk to
I just don't understand literally feels like it not a human being
There's a lot of fun playing Dota, dude I had fun yesterday, yesterday's games I was
playing kez and joined having a blast, even though I went like 5 and 9 or something
on that day, it was still really fun.
I mean, Tiny is right in the sense that I think, like, if they have Beastmaster mid,
he's not even on the Wisdom Roots, and we took their Wisdom Root, and we have level
5 Primal, level 7 Tiny, which is Disruptor.
Cleans is level 6, but
Destructors low damage on that rune and tiny is a fucking beast on those fights
So if we actually can actually defend this they don't have damage damage
Tiny basically stood there by himself watching while this pit lower fucking idiot was just sitting here. I don't get it
He's not even doing it right, like he's not doing damage, right?
I'm gonna play God of War, Sons of Sparta today.
I set up my PS5, the remote play, it's kinda high back now, I wanted to play this game.
And we got a sponsor activation, so it's actually like a double in one, get to play a game you want to play.
For money, poggers.
We can do it at really successful input.
I'm not going to play resident evil mind, I told you I'm not going to do it.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why are the pubs always so bad on Saturdays, I wonder?
Specifically, it seems like Saturday is the worst day.
Who's this guy? Blake.
Like, who's this guy? Blake.
I've never seen this guy in my life, but I feel like you don't see these guys on the weekends, you know what I mean?
Blake.
Dude, I don't know what Briable is saying about it's a 5-man game. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
I don't know what he's saying. He has some twisted logic.
enemies your turn to pick your turn to pick
enemies your turn to pick
your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
I know I said I said I'll stop being morphing but this is too good of a morphing game dude.
No stuns and they avoid sport
I suppose it's in the bag.
on any hero and he would have not died I was like the worst I've ever seen
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Radiance barrier has been killed.
Oh
OBS good Lord
This is the worst fucking lobby I've ever been in. I'm in the fucking hidden pool guys.
I did something to be in this fucking pool though.
He's stacked in there. Thanks bro.
What's happening?
Okay, free kill.
I think I'm going to have to go back to the base.
What is this man doing?
I actually, I'm like watching my, I'm watching my dream, just suicide under tier one.
I'm watching blue master trade against the morphing, like brother, if I don't carry
this game I'm go I'm done I'm fucking done
Hello on top, they're all bots.
Space, I think.
Conquer TP bot, secure TP bot.
There's xp trance, I'll have to xp.
I hope my other cores are doing well, because I am...
help, help, Largo, you just found him
What's happening this game?
I have lads, we can fight them, no problem.
I can't go...
Hello, it's Roy, baby.
I think they're back in the city.
This is actually ZinQ or what?
This is a fake ZinQ.
It's a fake one, right?
has been
that's a fake one right?
the enemy's bottom tower has fallen
The Radiant Corral has been killed.
Oh, is it blocked?
I'm going to play bot with them, can you guys count?
Okay, never mind then, are we just farming?
I thought giving was done actually.
We're up, no bolts, we can just go fight.
I wanna fight, I wanna.
No pendulums.
Bro they just, they just TPed bottom.
to save me from split, just need to wait 30 seconds and then we help him.
You don't have our Lush.
Our Lush is buying Midas.
This guy dies top like a bot and then he's buying Midas because he's upset because his
his mom does not hurt
I actually don't understand bro, I'm 10 in 1, you wanna fucking just play the game, we
We can win this game and then we never have to play with each other again, can you just
play dude?
I am literally trying my best, can you just play?
I'm begging you to play the video game.
So we can win this game and I can go next.
Like please bro, I'm begging you.
They don't have spells, can we fight to our mentor please?
I
I don't know, this is actually a blessing that this vessel, Kanko, or vessel bluevester
doesn't exist.
If they had vessel, we'd lose this game.
I understand why they don't, they don't because of Largo, but like...
I'll smoke then, let's go.
Watch out SF.
Huh.
Come rush.
Go rush.
Ah, she don't think we have time, I don't think we have time, maybe try to kill.
Force of the split maybe
I'm a little analoric, but guys let him die guys, let him die, let him die.
I don't know if these guys are all so bad in this world.
I don't know.
Wait spells, wait spells, I want a TP top, wait spells, wait spells, did they use anything?
They can't do it sometime.
Oh my god, I'm fighting back so hard.
I'm coming.
I'm fine.
Let's chase them.
SFT could bottom.
Just in the fight, kill the windpanda.
I'm trying to focus it
Fuck, I thought you were taking it
Why are they going at eagles?
We can go to the bottom, I have BKB, I'm super strong, just cool.
I fucked up, I'll try to go on the void.
I got 3d.
Actually, can you guys stay gate?
Can you guys come gate?
There's an SF farming DKB here.
there's an asset farming dkd here
wait team you come here
You guys need to run.
You need to just run.
You guys need to run, you need to just run.
We have a gem, and somehow he went around my sentry in my gem.
How is that even possible?
How?
Where's the gem?
Who has it?
Okay.
Uh, we have gem this time.
I can't fucking believe this shit.
We have it, we have it.
This fucking game is so...
I feel like I'm in, like, daddy daycare.
I just have four fucking imbeciles on my team.
No BKB.
Can we jump him?
Can we take the left side?
Are we going?
We're not.
There's no BKB.
There's no BKB.
It's not BKB, it's not BKB.
Oh, it's so lovely.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
He was, he was!
Wait, please, I want to finish my Daedalus.
Can I have this wave my friend?
Of course not
Of course not
It's probably gonna be a radiant rush or a dire
To switch there at some point
Let's go group up and kill them. Let's go kill them. Let's kill them. We have vision of them. We have smoke.
Go find SF. Morris, come smoke.
Maybe he'll show up mid wave. He's like doing some clown shit.
I'm gonna go take wisdom, wait.
No Kanko ult, but they're kind of strong.
I don't have BK.
Let's go hit bottom.
I think they want to go over in a match or not.
Let's go search top guys. I have BKB soon. Just need position.
I TP'd out of bottom. Please back.
SF here?
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
I don't know, these games are like, so unraging, it's incredible that in a game where his carry
player, his teammate in a public game that he will carry him 100%, he still makes it
about himself and how frustrated he is that he's dying by himself because his team's not
playing with him, but they're playing with the carry that has 18 kills. It's so fucking
insane, like the level of fucking animal on the server.
How can you be this fucking stupid as a human being, dude?
Dude, how did a fucking mother and father raise this fucking idiot?
How?
How the fuck can you come up with this fucking imbecile?
Like seriously, I'm gonna take a second and fling the fuck out of this ape.
You understand me?
Brother, how can a mother and a father raise this disappointment of a human being?
This guy is getting carried.
This carry has 8 fucking kills at minute 15, he dies one time, he's 102, just fucking sit
on the bus, you piece of shit, and get carried, instead die one time, one time in this game,
at minute 18, when he's alone on the rune, he buys Midas and fucking default doesn't
play the game, keeps all of us hostage in this game.
How the fuck do you have access to a PC like seriously? I hope
I hope you will never have a chance to play this game. I hope so at some point maybe maybe you have no time left
Maybe you have some school. I hope you just don't have the liberty and then you'll really understand how blessed you are
Holy fucking shit. I actually can't I need to take a little bit of a rest dude. I'm so fucking bald dude
Like Jesus Christ dude
Like these people they deserve dude if this and this is like I
Need to like just like talk to their his parents or something
I need to talk to his parents like I want to get again an understanding of how you could be this way
Like I really want to see the psychology of a human being this fucking impaired like I really want to understand
Holy fucking crap dude. I don't know. Yeah, that's my man. I'm good now. I feel a little better
What the fuck is he doing dude?
Dude, did Amar lose his mind or what?
What the fuck is he doing dude?
Dude, did Amalia's just mine or what?
What the fuck is he doing dude?
I once told a lich who is speaking Russian I don't understand he went jungle and when
we pinged him he said I don't understand.
Oh shit that's funny as fuck.
How do I watch this game a little bit?
Holy shit, this is funny.
I'm going off two kilometers near me I took video from my window of three
miscells holy shit bro but I can't even imagine living near that I'm sorry bro I
hope I hope nothing but safety for you and your loved ones holy fuck that's
She's crazy.
Radeon's bottom tower is under attack!
Radeon's bottom tower has fallen!
stop spamming my kick chat you animal thank you
of
enemies time to pick
your time to pick your enemies time to pick
I don't know if I play better than this.
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
Is this ZinQ? I thought I have ZinQ added. Let me check.
Oh no, this is not ZinQ. ZinQ is online.
territory, farming and warfare. What the fuck is he doing with his life right now? Hungry.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining.
I am Clinks.
Prepare for battle.
Oh, I'm all the quiver. This one is using the bag.
Yes, care, Pudge.
Are you ready to rumble?
We're stronger level one if we don't get hooked into bad position.
You'll find for sure.
I think up first.
We're without Tiny right now.
Fine.
30 seconds to battle.
by the way i play next game against klaxon killus in 21 minutes
Yeah, my puck is gonna get absolutely fucked.
Okay, it's okay puck.
We will own other lanes.
Try your best.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking
and you're open so far turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be a Molly of
some sort of some powder or something
turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be a Molly of some sort of some powder
or something
He noticed me?
He noticed me.
This guy is so bad!
It's Icarovan!
He's just like this!
He's just running!
Dude, he's running into melee range, dude!
Like, I can't understand!
How is he so bad?
He just right-clicks Magnus one time,
or he just gives me Lotus fast!
Like, why does he run melee range?
Into runs!
Oh, that's not good. Jesus fucking christ dude.
What?
I don't know, I'm just fucking tilted this fucking shit. I don't know. I'm actually
way too mauled. I'm like so fucking mauled, it's unbelievable. I am like, how mauled
can you be? Like what's max level? I'm probably that level right now. Like this
This fucking maiden is turning the easiest lane of all time into some fucking tragedy.
Don't come top guys, just play bottom, go take gates, go play bottom, just talk top.
No RP, guys.
AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Boards fucker
Another life one!
I have a blackmail on courier, you can smoke me to meet or we can kill my range half in
It's okay man, I'm fine, I'm enjoying my life on top lane.
This is a lane war maybe. I can bait.
Okay, I come back.
He doesn't have power shot, right?
You got super bad game, like...
Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I'm okay. I'm not tilted or anything. I'm just lucky.
Which moment?
All good, Belia.
So it's honestly all good. Like, honestly, it's all good.
It's fine. Giving this game is all good.
Yeah, it's all good.
This will do nicely.
By the way, Tanya, you can smoke me and you can also
get to Huskara and do elk him with you.
That's a good idea.
I think she is not ready for this
Cast my Biosh?
I don't think so
Can we give a cold?
Can we win?
That's not funny.
No mana push, no mana push, you guys can just walk away.
Cards bot. Cards bot.
Gonna get fucking all killed here.
I'm countered, blinks.
guys can you play with me on stuns we can kill anybody with me I still do a lot of damage
I just need like tiny
They're always running at me like they think it's free gold. I think we can counter
Watch Magnus will go scare me
People down
was the most of the most of the most
you'll talk to him some time
of the
of the
of the
he's too strong just to be a
to be to be
I can blink boys we can go kill somebody by the way.
I might be able to get up, I'll keep it up, I'll keep it up, I'll keep it up, I'll keep it up.
Hascar is kind of strong though.
8 seconds, 8 seconds.
We'll keep you go to tower.
He'll get hooked, he'll get hooked bro.
We need a...
We don't care, go kill
Okay, go, go, block it, block it, block it
I blocked, I blocked
Okay
You saw guys what happened here, they hooked me, I dealt 2 chees, they'll come and deny it in case
I'll play it, my friend
I might go out, go out, cut the Akul, pass the cell on the middle
Eh, man?
Eh, man
Do you know that I don't like porcs?
I don't like them.
It's entry, so we know they don't have sentry and things can go short, it's entry.
Might be a ward here.
Just have to watch out mid, because they're sitting mid with Magnus.
Yeah, Magnus man.
Run run run.
See one hit on Magnus dude.
Maybe he's trying to do something.
Probably.
I can't second my doll guys, Magnus is going basic with special lane.
Second for Malm.
Wait blade mail doll.
I had an armor back back back.
I think we're gonna have Cp?
I'm TPing, I'm TPing, I'm pushing.
I'm TPing, I'm TPing.
I don't think he's running here alone though, we need to back up.
I don't know what they're doing. Why are they just running at me in front of my whole team? Am I like too juicy or what?
I always felt right and you second spawned me, but you just got ready to like, you know,
eat creep.
It was just cool though.
But yeah, I'm not sure.
I didn't see it.
I didn't check that one.
Just for the next time.
No RP.
Husker have blinked now.
We should go take this area.
I'm not buying chart, I'm buying lands, so I want to fight.
Let's go together to mid.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Seven seconds, blink.
Run for me.
Keep your cooldown.
Kill Magnus if you can.
Blink, cancel.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
I won't fight.
We can't up-fight.
We need to back up.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
We cannot fight, we need to back, we cannot fight.
Where did he go?
Maybe now?
We can fight Tormentor, we can give them Roche, but I think if you do, let's call this guy
here die one time for sure.
Can we be really top?
no madness, this is the moment
this is the moment
that's true
come on, come on
I'll heal you again, 2 seconds
I don't know guys, I'll be back.
I'm not coming, I am full out.
in 4 seconds, in 4 seconds only
1, 2, 3, 4
Holy shit, you have maphack bro or what?
No, just accounting time so they take the bottom and we have some room
I can only go...
No, not coming, so they don't be scared and then they get damage from Torum and they kill them.
You're a beast bro, honestly that was impressive. Good job.
Thank you. Thank you.
We can go group up as five right now, actually wait for your item, then we can go.
I can't see him guys, I can't see him
should be really hard for him to skewer swatch
shh
there's one
go and kill bot tower
i don't wanna jump this guy's head
probably not hit
What's going on there?
It's time to hang in there.
What's time?
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
10 seconds, my doll.
So it's not good to fight around meds.
Which top?
I have to use second spawn in my life.
I think I'm going to go down there.
I think I'm going to go down there.
I think they are there, going next to those.
Oh, should I want that?
top tower has fallen
bag some magnets for the way
back back back back, meet him back, meet him
use vkb when you're nerf
Wait 2, just wait 2
50 seconds
Focus Magnus guys, don't forget Magnus alive
I
I was gonna say wait for duel
I don't know what to do with him.
I'll go back to the base and get him, he's gonna be here soon.
I don't know what to do with him.
You should've come back to the base and killed him.
I got it, you killed him, I'll just go out and kill him.
I'll just go out and kill him.
I can play for Erosha on our side, on the bottom.
I kill Mark
and we go for ground
I'm killing so loud
yeah, come, come, go for ground
I'm going to go to the castle
I'm coming
Like always when I play Klingx and I have this skill build, you know, you get baited to make a kill and then you just suck for kill.
Yeah. But I lived because of it. I got double kill. It's kind of worth it.
I already saw a newer 0-4, you know that? I didn't see what was in my game.
Just saying, you know. Nobody gives me.
I still don't think you're king, bro.
I don't trust these guys.
go go
Don't forget guys, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus.
Double damage, double damage.
And Pudge is preparing to death.
Where is he?
Stop somebody stole it
I'll go search for him
Here we go.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck he's gotta be on Mali with some powder or something.
This guy is crazy, he's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
Happy streamer, happy Dota, we love Dota, we love streamer Smile.
DIA team pick.
I think that was like a plus 40 game.
It was like 30 something.
Ah.
Don't take it, bro. Don't take it. He's gonna double carry.
I'm a good Jack. I'm a good Jack. Okay, let's see. Can you jack me out for a few seconds?
This guy's getting muted by the way. You're gonna have to ping.
So like basically you just buy boots and like what do you do you just sit there and you
He bought a fucking fairy what the fuck is this shit so he bought a fairy or he died
This is such an NPC build dude, I don't know.
I
WAP
My deepest thanks.
30 seconds to button.
The battle begins!
Come!
Tester!
oh my god what the fuck's wrong with this guy
well that's a new life I feel like I don't know you don't need to stun a
They have, here's Nospa.
normal normal
maybe that's why I'm so excited
the
the
this guy is crazy he's got to be a Molly or something or some power or something
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
of
the
Keep up, I feel it.
I think we're fine. They're really weak, we're not seeing clinks.
I want to.
That's my carry.
Not that easy, I think.
That's it.
Thank you.
I'm going to kill him with my shield, and then I'm going to kill him with my shield.
I'm going to get him to kill himself.
I'm going to dive bot.
I'm going to get him to kill himself.
I can't smoke after round 2, but I can die for this guy I spawned.
That's his move
Take my dust
I'll fast
I'll keep hitting
Nice
I'm not saying that.
I'm going to the right, he's probably going to the right.
He's on the street.
He's going to the right, he's going to the right.
I think it's gonna be a good idea to use the shield to kill the enemy, but I don't think it's gonna work out.
This is a real meta.
I think it's gonna work out.
the enemy's top tower is falling
the enemy's top tower is falling
I don't know
I need to get some sleep
I don't know what to do
I'm serious, Rostok, I'm gonna die
Call, call, call, call, call, call, call
I'm gonna kill you, fuck you
Where are you going, guys?
I'm gonna run into Rostok
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
I bought a tank, I don't care if it's a push or not
to
I got my police finally.
I'm gonna get bottom and top bottom.
I thought it was fortune.
I have no TP for top.
I do rest, I do rest, I do rest, we can fight, we can fight.
Use blink.
I'm just gonna kill him.
He's a monster killed.
I'm in one minute.
I'm gonna get him by upstepping, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get him by upstepping, I'll be right back.
I think you can take it with subs, maybe I don't need to get it.
I'm going to use the Factor.
I'm not going to use it.
I'm going to attack the middle.
I'm going to use the Factor.
I'm going to use the Factor. Watch the round.
Watch the round.
I play for us, we can have that
I'm up in first, I'm in first
You kinda waste things first?
I'm really good at this guys, we can have a lot of interest
They don't want to finish this item, it's so hard to play that.
He just warded there, be careful.
I got this guys listen they're not showing in any way
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
Can we just go rush?
I don't know, I think we can...
We can, we can, we can, we can
No, they just don't go well, they just don't go well
I think that's the 5.
No panic, no panic at all.
I'm just going to go down and I'll fight them both.
I'm just going to go up.
I'm going to try to go down.
I need one of them right now.
I'm out of this. I need to go up now.
I'm gonna rush, I will hide this, I'll hit rush if they go on african for example
We take some turrets here.
bottom tower is under attack
shh, you're off our top maybe
if you don't care about bottom lane, we can take off the tower
Okay, backship control this way.
Okay, so it starts.
And you jump over.
I'm not sure if I should have seen it.
I'm not sure.
I don't know
I'm dead
I'll go push for this
I'm gonna take the ramp
I need a bit more speed.
It's coming.
I'm gonna get one.
Just a bit more speed up on the bottom.
Alright, let's go.
They can probably kill us.
I'm gonna head to the back.
I'm gonna press the knock on the back.
I'm gonna get shot.
Okay
I'm about right there
that's sealed up
gotta go for the Mars
I think I can follow
ok nevermind
ok nevermind
ok nevermind
ok nevermind
hey bristme
someone needs to deal with bottom
kinda
your bottom tower is under attack
oh cp bought guys, i'll push
i found guys, i found
You can't escape us
Swakings up, swakings up!
I don't know.
I'm gonna kill him.
The enemies' middle tower has fallen.
The enemies' middle tower has fallen.
Oh
Let me just main support bro. Dude, I've been telling you for years, support is the
most low skill fucking- actually specifically Pulse 5 in pubs is the most low skill role.
If you're a high-momor as Paus 5, basically, if you're a pro player and you're respected enough that these stupid fucking ghouls listen to you, being a position 5 support, it's like the easiest role to climb a momor.
It's too easy right now. You load into the lobby.
You pick treant, it gets banned. You pick jacquero, it gets banned. Then you pick warlock, and then now you're playing the strongest support in the game, and you just run around and you just use your mic. You're just like, hey fucking ape on bottom lane, come push bot lane, yo fuck you dumb fuck, come mid, you know it's fucking easy.
You
You
I probably could honestly climb to top 100 faster by playing support, like honestly.
I really believe it. Because there's a lot more carry players than there are supports, so like if I fill the gap and I just like, you know, just play Dota, like, look, skims at rank 16, like.
I mean, while Yopash has been stuck in this rank 300 prison for like, two years.
Yopash has literally been ranked 300 forever, dude.
Honestly, don't care which team I'm on, honestly. I don't give a single flying fuck. I'm not gonna mark any team.
Yeah, kind of on getting redient. I kind of on getting redient. Yo scam, yo scam, come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
Let's get that win scam. Come on, scam. Let's get one win. Let's get one win. One win, brother.
You
this was in the bag the day i was 4
hey yo posh, what's going on with your rank, you still losing every game or what's going on
We are so in the bag
I remember the last time you said that
It's in the bag
I'm actually, I'm 3 in L with Jekiro
I'm 30 right now
But I can tell you, me and Skam have not won a single pub for two years.
So I think it's a test of it right now.
Thank you
You're killing the bones on the door
Let's kill them
They're also going on me
Nice. Kill them first.
Ah, get mad then.
I'm dragging mad.
Axe is grateful.
You're never going to have a zombie attack.
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna lose
I'm gonna have to wait for some more
I'm gonna go for the first one.
I'm gonna go for the second one.
I'm gonna go for the third one.
I think he's gated on hardwink maybe.
Okay.
I don't know what I thought we should play this together.
I can TP if they dive.
I'm not sure this is a better game than I remember.
Not a reaper
Can I push on this xp?
I see another wingtip it's
What the fuck happened this game?
I don't even know. We lost everything. But it's a nice thing, even because of fucks.
Alright, I don't have TP for bots. I have no brain TP.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
is under attack. I'm gonna assume. I'll maybe give this guy a guess. Your bottom tower is
everywhere I go I see death my friends
I don't know, I actually don't understand how we lost every lane because I think we won top but bottom lane looks like a complete loss.
We won top but then when the Necro comes mid and takes or comes to a fucking six
minutes stack after a tower dies mid it's kind of like awesome this guy's like
bad so it's hard to read.
Oh shit, it's so sad.
I don't know why I skimped picked him because he couldn't have gpk'd instead.
the
I'm not going to give you a bottom
I thought I missed, I thought I missed.
Not repair, on necro.
I'm gonna try to get out of here boys.
No strafe really.
No strafe at level 8 eh?
120 attack speed for 60 mana, you don't want this, you want 15 more damage eh?
Holy fuck me dude, I don't get it.
You know you have a chance!
I'm gonna go stand next to him.
I think it's enough damage if we use my call and it sounds like me here.
Well, he's dying, those smoke are good.
NECRO DIPPING, NST, no NECRO there.
Let's go enter triangle.
I'm not sure he's just a ruler.
was it actually just a room? it was an illusion
and i'm branded
true?
it's level 10 i wouldn't even know
he's level 10 what?
i wanna kill myself
it's not a real one
are you fucking sure?
I have gold, I'm coming.
I'm a beast.
so now my god I'm down a point
can play
guys I'm level fucking 7 dude I don't even care that I'm dead dude listen I am making space
I need to burst Larga, I need pings to be ready
There's ASD guys, ASD is behind me
If I go with you, I just survive guys
I don't know if I can heal him or not
Here
I'm not done
I will die for you, I just need to run right now
and
and
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
No fucking GPM, it's sad.
I'm not a ripper.
I think they were the one.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go back to the main.
I'm gonna go back to the main.
I'm gonna go back to the main.
Show me
Yeah, poor stuff, okay
I think fucking no, she's my real deal.
I will go try and go cheat and save you, bled.
Public game, yes. I never found the center for woman cover.
I feel like this is what half the people who play pause 5 what they do they probably fucking have like their
their vape you know they probably have their fucking vape and then they just tap it out
try on the facebook's probably out on tiktok like park it
wait a little bit
He fucking dies every time he knows someone.
Nice, nice.
nice nice
they were the one here
they were killed them all here yes
I'm pretty much on the left.
You have soundtrack? Or no?
I have blamer apps. Good ones.
Yeah, so why is this guy just got a cheap keyboard for yourself?
I can't chase him if you can get to me, somehow.
I'm gonna show myself and then act like I'm running away.
Anyway, let's go.
They should be up to do to have a single place and soon.
Yeah, go show them.
He's not alone.
How's he fucking know?
Don't know.
He's not alone.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Dude, chill the fuck out you fucking losers. Fuck off.
Chill out, chill out. Listen, I'm just chillin.
Yeah, he's pussying out.
Mark, I know what people don't like. I don't like it.
I don't think I've got that screen behind.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I feel like they work hard to use like a spell.
If I keep people on the game, it's all over.
I'm not sure if I show myself
Okay, I defend
Yeah, me and things just have to break
I'm gonna stay behind him
We can watch more though
I'm not sure I guess they're already gonna
Okay, okay
What the actual fuck bro
There's support here
I fucking hate this guy I hate him. No leave me behind never mind fuck you
I'm fine, maybe.
I'm not fine.
I mean, I'm just a bit worth.
Fuck this.
Hey, no AGs.
And no SDs. We can maybe kill him.
This is what my Marci was doing yesterday.
This is what my Marcy was doing when I was playing Kazan's 3rd. This game.
Dude, this is what he was doing.
I set the shoot up, by the way. He was re-throwing me.
Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. I'm looking at his alive. Everything is new.
Ah, you're alive.
Yes, yes.
This is my KD2 device. I'm still there carefully.
why am i gripping this game bro i literally i'm playing for minus 10 3 lanes lost everyone
is just like joking around like I'm bored like frankly and all honestly like dude I'm just bored
actually this is coyote isn't it
I have to cancel.
I have to finish it.
Mode Coyote.
Run for your life, little jank.
Oh look, Necron!
It's perfectly in between, what?
Fucking asshole.
Your mid and tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Nice, we won.
Oh no, I'm definitely not saying I'm not an animal. I'm 100% an animal this game.
But to be fair, like...
Before I started feeding, somehow Clinkz has almost more deaths than me, you know?
Like if I carry has 12 deaths like come on how if anybody's getting reported in this fucking game. It's this fucking clicks
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
What how many points I lose for this game?
What was that like 20 points?
That's bullshit dude I don't deserve it.
That was the worst clink's performance I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Alright, what's happening here?
KS?
I kind of want to be in the ghoul lobbies dude at least I want to be in the lobby where I can play carry because I just did
I don't know these guys
Taking care of old man. I don't know. I don't feel it. You know what I'm talking about like I don't feel it
You're sending
Let's talk guys, how are we doing today man, how's your weekend dude?
Yo, how's your Friday then?
Explain the BZM. Hey, I don't hate BZM. I have no beef with BZM
Check out a house with a wife, poggers.
If you get scared watching Resident Evil, why would you watch it though, or why would
you want to play it?
Watching is not scary but playing is scary.
I'm gonna be the opposite
I thought they were gonna release a patch today I'll be honest like right before the
final some cloudish like that but I guess the trend of releasing the patch during dream
Dream League is just not a thing anymore.
What can I say about Parker's behavior during the group stage of Dream League?
Who cares?
it's well known he's an idiot I don't think you need my explanation on how
Parker is an idiot
The Ravians fall in town and he is under attack.
Your girlfriend left you because you played too much Dota?
How old are you, like 18 or some shit?
Seems like the tip of the iceberg kind of issue.
what? you looked at me, why you kissed me? why you show me your butt? that's it.
I think I'm going to go for the third one.
I think I'm going to go for the third one.
10 seconds are good.
What?
Sad, now?
I really picked it.
You want it now or less pick?
I don't know, I'm confused. You're picking better now.
Yeah
I venture Benz 3
Okay
He picked clink into bat.
Oh wait, that's mid.
Ah, okay, okay.
I
Enter the pattern
Prepare for battle
the
thirty seconds to baton
you can fight them guys
amir where is mocha mr amir
uh... i sleep
uh... good morning
Thank you
You'll be careful be careful
I don't know how you just get the fucking run
They still can be here don't go
I
Different world you died there I get upset about it. I will fuck them believe me
This guy
bro, you're getting yourself killed, bro
oh, that is tough
not a bullet
can you pull away maybe?
has been killed
i killed him
you were doing very well i'm very proud of you
okay what
Why did you throw a bloodgrip?
Because iPhone was so far away.
Why is the tower angry?
I didn't even, I didn't right click.
Why did the tower hit me?
I actually don't know why the tower hit me.
I did not right click at all.
that's so interesting I need to watch the vlog I'm gonna watch the vlogger
so that was that was insane I don't understand why also my warlock is kind
of bad
is
but I miss this
is
I shouldn't have just said what just happened.
I wanna kill mid, I'm coming.
Perfect.
I'll ask her to get some resources and try to kill me, to talk to him, because he will
not own shit here.
My warlock also do nothing, this is kind of a sad game.
It's fine, we'll be alright.
It's fine, we'll be alright.
Just have to get all this.
i think he's full of lanterns
what is this guy doing?
i can't do shit in clang since he already retarded
I'm under attack.
I'll go in there
Can we fight mid?
Mid golem
I have no shit for this
I'm gonna go to the hotel and get some
something to eat or something
what's your
peacekeeper or zero sand zero gun zero gun zero zero
oh my god, what a man
I'm under attack
four bots
they might gate but I don't think so
the street art camping but I do not have to pay for this case
and
links on me
a power run
Last of them?
What's your power up bot?
I'm trying to scare
Power up the rapid bots
I'm not ready
Do any seconds golem
They're not farming, they're just kinda roaming
We should just fight with the golem over here
No, no, no, come back
Fuck seconds
If I don't rune we'll go long guys.
They will be there all, pretty much, tomorrow.
Can you outbite, fuck it, maybe.
You fine, you fine.
You fine, go for it.
Can, can.
Okay, I go then.
I don't think Clinx is going to go bot.
I'll carry
Oh, fuck it
I have this one so I can just kill this time
I'm not good
I can farm some more, I can't farm
I'll probably waste the time
Just one more
How do they do that such a
Like if my tusk is ready, they lost the game.
They literally lose the game if my tusk is ready to cancel because they get five man fatal
bonded and it's loose fuck I keep you top I can't defend wisdom
figure
It's not time yet.
I think they have a much tp bot, or top I think
so they might gait bot
actually I don't know if it's tp people
150 I need and we can fuck them with taunts
yep
barrage arming bot
Did you farm or did you block, what the fuck is this?
That is, I think, this is super illegal, it's happening here.
Tusk, if you come to Warlock, we can kill 3v5.
I don't need to look for the cart, just kill the creeps and blasts.
Can I use gate and fight bot?
Yeah, but I would like to wait for Lord, because I don't want to.
We're super close to our spike, just take it easy.
I'm trying to wait, I'll see if I can fix it.
It's a bit awkward to take gait, I think we need to just push wave and then like, smoke.
I think there is a badge zone, I think.
I'm gonna push him, but...
You can also just rush, if you can force him to come here.
Okay, can you connect?
uh...
uh... no chance
he has a lot of armor i'm telling you
oh so
oh i just want to break it
can we kill?
yeah, we can
That's rich guy
Kind of want to farm behind you, I guess it's the best I cannot really just go
I want to be behind you, but that's all
Why don't they eat him in a room?
I don't know.
I'm there.
No Venge top.
I'm coming to me, I will kill you.
Maybe he warded it or not.
Looking very first.
Let's just go play bot to tower.
We might do the same shit in attack.
It's gonna be a big day for them
They knocked down blue
They were gonna hit you to the bot before taunt
Yep
We can port them
I can use up center like here
So I can break
just see here here here
yeah, none of them
careful
it's fine, it's fine
we'll come out
I'll just smack it in the water
yep
yeah, flamethrower
can we just hit this mid tier 2?
just for this tower mid?
I think fuck the Tauron fight, it takes too much effort to go here
are you jumping?
nah nah nah, they're all here
We will try to trade with maybe some Clint or go steal it, I don't know if we can set up something.
I can show and then we can... like you'll do it.
Task, can you go? Can you go? You have dagger? Task?
look back guys he's gonna get him
we need to watch out now we're gonna get charged
we need to snitch out
yeah we can put stag down
nah we're just through here
we'll have pages
I'll just farm guys, so I get Lincoln Shard game over, they cannot play with this item though, okay.
Just give me...
I don't know what to do with that
Runes?
Just wait, we need to wait for bats
At least one of our other corns can actually
I can't
Behind?
Watch
Touch the ceiling
I can't go high
Stay together
I
if
if
if
if
We're diving in this.
Just walk away, I can save someone.
Where the fuck, just keep running.
Okay, here's what.
Waterfarm top.
Take aim, Sets.
Or me, me, me, me.
You want to go top?
Yeah, yeah.
Give me some gas, give me some water, water, water.
I need to finish the guy out.
He's gonna be, he's the older damage.
We have crimsony.
That doesn't work on Scanlet, does he?
Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't.
I think every time we have a walker right here, I'm done.
We do not chain feed right now, they might just kill him.
I'm not a stupid base, I feel like they are coming through us.
We jump things it's gonna be always good fight even if you get swapped
Let me go on him first
I guess I can get killed by clink somewhere else.
Yeah, the only pressure they have is to slay them.
Okay, we see clink.
Maybe we can kill him.
I don't even know if I'm dead or not, I'm just like...
What up?
I'm with you.
What are you doing, guys?
I can't take it fresh.
Take out.
They won't come I think unless the door is... we have to make a door
Okay they're here they're here, we just get on the high ground?
Can we fight?
Can, can, what the?
Don't kill, don't kill.
I think they're throwing it, yes.
Haha, that's a joke.
They all are not bounded.
Got exited, they can't do anything.
Everybody they will try to kill someone else.
I think we just try to get this rax and get out.
Discipline, Discipline
Yeah, we don't need to do this, this game is free
We can do it with the Largo, but if he's not here
Fuck it, let me just get like that
Discipline
Is that chasing me?
I didn't thought that
your clings
okay well we just 3-2-2 game
why did you jump the clings?
he was dead like 1 second
I hate when moments like that happen where it's like it's not ideal where 3v5ing but
if he just fucking does it like perfect then we'll actually win this fight but it's not
something that is really reliable right it's like human error but yeah if he was if he
Punched the clink immediately as soon as he was on top of us
We would actually team up from 3v5
Unluck
I'm gonna charge banner, can take it
I think we're playing a bit too ham, guys. We should just play together.
Don't need to do this two men smoke while Largo not able to connect and I'm dead.
We now get Lincoln and we will never die yet.
Largo has shot a blade by the way.
I think we died, where is he coming from?
I can't go if you want.
The only hero I'll care about is Klinkz, it doesn't matter if you get swapped, just go on him so he doesn't kill us all.
We need to save like something from him.
Part of it, like, go on him.
He's not popped.
They don't have a wave.
They don't have glyph.
Just go go go, they don't have glyph.
They don't have glyph, just protecting them. They don't have Lincoln up right now.
Make them come back.
I don't know what to do with this.
Engle right back.
Go back, go back, go back, back.
I got right up back guys.
I got right up back.
I think we can keep going, yeah I'll keep putting like I don't know
I'm sending gem for you
Open one musklock
I canceled I canceled warlock can you do it warlock
We can still fight, the baton connects. We're like super strong.
Yep.
Look look look, fuck.
We're seeking.
He kills up.
10 seconds, 10 seconds, shoot.
I'm down to just go. I think we go
Just that here front mean the between and you'll be behind
No need to jump, they just don't have damage, they're like...
But when they do this, I think we can jump.
They use spells on me and they're out of position, you see them, just go.
Don't throw that.
Game, game.
Game, game, game.
Nice.
Feeling after life?
It's good.
Oh, it's nice.
I don't know if I can get up there.
Is that me? Where is he?
The enemy is far from me. The enemy is far from me.
That's fine.
Okay.
Oh wait, I learned something, so this thing also works on islands.
The place only for allies, what do you mean?
No, I mean the side, not the... that thing, the innate.
Yes.
guys good luck thanks
I think that needs to be nerfed I don't think the nature to work on the things you pass to an ally
I feel like that's just stupid. It's like you give somebody a lot of stuff for like eight seconds or something
Or you give them a Lincoln's for like 20 seconds like how's that balanced?
How can you give like a Lincoln's to someone for 20 seconds?
Yo, wanna join Kuku's next qualifier?
We need Kari, you look like Yawi.
What the hell you dude?
Ah, no jaun in this lul because he's too low skill, fortunate for us.
Die, Radiant Team Pick.
Radiant enemy is time to pick.
Enemy is time to pick.
Faye being rank 33 is actually a fucking insanity.
Like to me, I cannot understand how the fuck he's ranked 33.
I literally don't understand it.
10 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
you
You
I wonder, do you think Bloodseeker could be good against Largo?
Like, I was peeing, I was thinking about it, like, Largo needs to move, like he can't
just stand there, right?
What is though like he can buy Lincoln and Lotus and everything?
I'll be right back.
30 seconds to battle.
We're smoked.
Did you place a ward?
No, what's that?
No, I didn't.
He just placed it?
I don't know, he passed it.
I think they placed it.
I think they passed it.
The battle begins.
he just placed it? I don't know, he passed it, I think they placed it, I think they passed it
no way
I can utp and get to it?
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
I think you're going to miss your chance, bro.
There.
There's Arrow.
I mean, I didn't expect the moron to have arrow, I'll be honest, I'm sorry.
I just didn't expect it.
Like, it's so dumb to have arrow.
There's just Oracle Position 5 in my life right now, I love it.
It reads.
I'll no attack.
Your middle tower will thunder attack you.
of
You should get banned if you pick this hero dude
I don't know what to do with it.
It's open small again.
Yeah, it's not your scouting.
How many points is this game?
I'm evaluating my crash out right now.
Can't you just wait like one month before Orc will get buffed to pick this fucking
I'm on that win streak.
Yeah, I can see. It's very good win streak on bot lane, you know.
No! Don't be a hater, man.
Yeah, you are here with this 40 damage level 1, and it has no nuke.
We're against a frog. What if we're meant to do it?
Oh, it blocked it.
I think I'm gonna kill him.
Oh, baby.
Hush
Radiant structures are fortified
I watch
This is inside, maybe
I'm gonna die probably
pause pause pause everyone take a fucking seat quinn is in the chat quinn is making an
appearance on the digital socials right now guys consider yourselves fucking blessed
is under attack
you are a true friend
your bottom tower is under attack
your bottom tower is under attack
your body
we can smog me
i'm not so active
I don't know.
Rammel Rides Blink on bottom, I'm just...
Pacta.
of
of
of
of
of
what a strike
One fucking Americanist comes to the fucking Europe server, decides to pick the worst fucking hero in the game, and then do nothing.
Fucking Americans, seriously, they're so fucking annoying dude.
Like, tell me, had you known a single non-annoying American? Like, I don't. Honestly, I do not.
Fuck sakes!
The fucking pleasure to play this game.
It's a fucking pleasure.
Thank you fucking so much dude.
I'm gonna die.
Nice! My combat kills! Let's go!
give me the kill please guys, give me this marana, give me the juice
oh no
i have this arm that i cannot
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
You're gonna fall for it.
Just get a kill.
One more.
You're gonna fall for it.
Get a kill.
I mean I don't know why he's here he could help his team bottom
I'm full chill this game, I don't give a shit, fuck this game, I'm gonna keep farming.
I can't smoke top.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know why this guy's not bad.
You shouldn't have the liberty to give your opinion if you're so fucking stupid, so to
be honest.
But the world is the way it is, and I can't do anything about it.
And what I can do is fucking exterminate you from my chat.
I'm on my chicken top.
Why is he there? Why is he there? And why is my blink cooldown 1ms dude? I think it was
like half a second. Why is he there? Why is he there? Why is he there? Dude, the fucking
scan misses and there's a guy showing top and there's the fucking baboon. Just showing
I can't even know no words. It's my bad, right?
My bad, dude.
What is this animal?
My god, he's loaning me.
fucking great game of the order i cannot farm anywhere
no shawing has a bad end to it
he's not on a war, he's not on a war guys
Oh, there he is.
This, this Prima is no far meter at all.
I'm sure he has like 3k gold, but...
God, this Largo is such a fucking disgusting creature, but here, if you get a free lane
the game is just ruined
oh my god this is so cute
I don't like, look at my HP. It's hilarious, right? I literally just show up. I just don't
fuck fraud, just seize me, looks at me, and I lose 2000 HP. Meanwhile, I got this fucking
American ski on Oracle. I have 13 CS in a minute six because it is American ski garbage.
The
enemy's bottom tower has fallen
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
I'm racing to just jump CM and hope I kill him and then die after every fight fuck it.
That's how I get gold in this game
your top tower is under attack
your top tower has been
forced to shaman
shit
oh fine
that's very fresh
I
Fuck
I get to eat Lucy
I'm sorry, I need to run and scare you, I want to wash my hands.
My bad.
I don't have C2.
The middle tower is under attack.
I'm sorry, I'm not talking to you.
You are talented.
The middle tower is under attack.
Wait a bit.
5-0 bottom
TP
We're back up host
We're going to smoke like that, can't talk
Just warded
is under attack
your bottom tower is under attack
radiant structures all fortify the enemies
top tower is falling
your bottom tower is under attack
the tip in tower is in
kill him how does this gonna die dude
by the word shaman shaman by the word
We have to wait, got strength though.
You want it?
You should just make it just make it on just make it on chill out fucking American ski
Continuous!
HAHAHAHAHA
I don't know what the fuck this beast did, but he definitely ruined the game.
I
Was he just doing mass midnight man, we're doing here
Cheers boys!
A little bit of cheers to you as well my good sir!
your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
Meep! Hey, what are you doing, eh?
You eating the shrimp on the floor, Meep, or what?
It's my 15k game again.
Not the oracle of this game, anybody!
Yeah baby, it's in the bag!
This one is in the bag.
Oh yes, this one my friends is in the bag.
Ah, that's what I'm talking about.
I don't have zero deaths this game.
American ski support guys be careful
We're playing my low Q this time
Holy shit
I'm locking
Good Jukes, good Jukes, you're alive right?
Almost
I
Think it's good
How's it worse if you run by the way?
I can bait a bit.
I'm on a pulvic.
I can load a C.
I can bring it self.
What?
Maybe you can play a gate or something I don't know, it's okay
I'm just gonna pull big camp now
I'll start a gate or what?
I don't know
No, I'm not
Okay, I'm getting
I don't know who is there
Let's go somewhere
We have to go
Who is there?
the
I'm under attack
Holy shit run run run run
It's the classic SF bot gameplay
He taking gates
Don't die my friend. He won't have the aura for wisdom
I think I'm going to go Kade's, um, um, um, I'm going to go Kade's, um, um, um, um,
not a threat
come on
storm a little man now
i said forge
if you get healed i dont know bro
need quap to come, maybe we can kill him
but quap is not a good thing
please
I'm joking again.
I think you can do it
Why do you have damage?
Why do you have damage?
Strong use of all resources
Your bottom tower.
Yeah.
Crazy position.
Radiant structures are fortified.
I'll go bot now, I'll go bot
How how how how how
Stormtip you top, he will come to you now
21
21
21
Ahhaa
Shhhshshshshshshshshshsh
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
and
Is this how you get to rank 50 as a carry player, you just like randomly start fucking
feeding and then you hope the enemy gives up.
of
Your top tower is under attack.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude, it's just now it's just going to be some fucking fort now.
oh my god dude it's just now it's just gonna be some fucking fortnite game
where people just run around us five and then my teammates are buying meme items
I don't suppose.
I don't have a star.
Alright.
I don't suppose.
I don't have a star.
This guy just doesn't care, he just fights to the end.
I'm almost prepared for the engage time.
For?
For what then?
I'm sure you're doing it safe.
I'm sure you're doing it.
I'm scared of him.
kill this guy
last one
last one
nice
back back back back back back
performance is low
are they saying dog shit?
dog shit! dog shit!
can we use the true, truly a real song? god damn
Tell me this is a true truly a real song. God damn.
You can't deny the horrors.
Wait for BKB and go smoke, no conch at least.
They are standing here, it's fine waiting for us to attack him and then they are going
to rush if we throw.
Please.
The bottom tower is under repair by a desperate man
Your bottom tower has fallen
Let's go
No, Xenia, how do you pronounce your name by the way bro?
Excuse me
Someone to be top
Oh, I guess he's very after all.
to
your middle town is under attack
if
if
if
I don't know if we can fight them, we have to give it to them
I am just farming this, I think
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Don't have TP
Oh fuck
I need some time
I think for a queen.
he's dead
ok i got no lee
i don't know if i should push bot
please don't die please don't die they are literally not farming any waves
Just wait.
We can fight, have our vision.
I think we just need to go.
I don't have melee for 5 seconds.
I can go ham but I have no surface.
Yeah, I'm just going to get out of here and just...
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get the
last one to get the last one to get the last one to get the last one to get the
This is like insane game
Just stop feeding you fucking
ahhh
Holy shit dude I can't take it I can't I can't I can't these people just want to lose dude
They just want to lose
I'm fucking sweating out my fucking ass right now trying my hardest to win this game and every minute passes queen is dying
This guy's dying. This guy's dying. It's just
They took rune, they're smoked maybe and they took rune, maybe it's DD, but I have nullifier.
Can we please group up? One time, five people, one location.
Can we do it?
They're omnidon in fight, but I'm not there either, guys.
You can kill all of them in one hit.
I think they are coming.
I think they are coming.
I think they are coming.
I think they are coming.
SF without team right now.
We are in this war.
He is not dead.
Let's go push top towers and get boosted.
Yeah, we could get some.
Don't react on any pressure, please, let's go push with banner.
banner
we don't have banner by the way
we didn't take it
oh we don't
someone go can you grab it bar
banner banner
in the pit
Radio scotters are fortifying
We need to get a pick off I think before high. They have jam, right?
I want to get 25 somewhere, if I can.
What the fuck is he, you have some schwanna?
What is he doing?
I'm good, the bar is a few more.
And the mana thing was over?
I have mangoes going, is there any banner?
Come fast, we've lifted.
Oh, you're dead.
Go bot up.
Yeah, go bot bush.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, please don't die to some animal or give me...
I'm sure they're just gonna fucking be alive so just don't feed.
I need to go back from the bed now.
There's a bunch of pussies dude, why are they scared now?
I said to be bought
Foxy buying
Okay, so I need MKB then
Actually, dude, I don't know he doesn't have a BKB. I feel like MKB is pointless
That was this fucking song dude, it's like the worst song I've heard in my life
I don't have time yet.
Yeah, she's going to the angle
To God, there's...
a mine, a mine, a space
I have so many things to worry about, I got death packs, I got a hater on my ass since
It's minute one!
Chill!
Be careful, I'm gonna fall down
guys you know what guys is it time for some god of war is it time it's time
okay hold on
Thing is, I play these games, like some of these games, right?
And I'm just like, I just think to myself, man, if I was playing like a not OP hero,
like let's say if I was playing Kez or something in this game, or maybe I was playing like
a PA or something like that, I feel like I will lose this game.
And I only win because I'm literally too hard-carrying the fucking lobby, you gotta
understand.
I'm literally picking up this lobby, putting it around like a backpack, and then the
still this idiot queen of pain is escaping my backpack onto the fucking ground like and
I got to pick him up while holding the backpack you know what I'm talking about dude you understand
you understand
Hold on.
you
you
you
you
you
you
How do I exit this game?
Ah, there we go.
hold on boys hold on guys you know what time it is listen I look at this look at the twitch
title boys you know what time it is
You know what time it is.
Where is this thing? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. One moment.
Why is it not showing?
Ah, guys, guys, look at it, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, guys, where's
this thing sponsorship tools okay guys welcome to the variety hour yes this is
what we're doing for the next hour or maybe longer you know cuz we having
fun with it you know what I mean we will be playing gods of war sons of sparta
It's available on the PlayStation Store. It's only a PlayStation exclusive. You
got to understand that, yes, we're playing on the PS5 right now. You got to
understand. It's that simple. We get with it sometimes. You know what I mean?
So what is this game you may ask? Well, let me explain. So Sons of Sparta is a
a love letter to the retro adventure genre and an unexpected surprise surprise
there's a big pair I don't know who's to read all of this my friends but let's have
fun with it let's have fun with it guys let's have fun with it this is my
first time playing I've always wanted to play got the opportunity to pay it I
play it and pay for and get paid for it you don't talk about I will not take
my shirt off.
What difficulty are we playing today lads?
So boy!
Cadet!
Spartan!
Listen, I am not very familiar with the 2D, the 2D you know what I'm talking about?
A 2D gameplay, you know I'm not familiar with it, so I think I'm going to beat a cadet.
What do you think?
Mother sent you to punish me.
You said ugly things.
They were true.
Is this, um... on lore? Is it the same universe kind of thing? Or is it a complete spin-off?
Do you know the meaning of the word Clappy?
I think so.
Well, let me tell you a story.
You? Really? What kind?
Something that happened to me many seasons, many years ago.
Jesus.
Do your job.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, slow down. What's the controls?
oh yeah hold on hold on so this is dash dash yo yo yo can I learn the controls
here brother
okay hold on I think I got it now
one of these times I'm in the juke it though
Okay, I'm zoned right now.
I think it's like elder and you're not supposed to be okay never mind
Oh, you saw that?
Oh, you have a shield, dude.
Oh, Perry though!
You see that perfect timing?
Oh, oh, tag team!
Tag team!
I'm so fucking good, I'm the natural talent of this game, you gotta understand.
So basically it's a God of War pixel retro adventure game, and listen, it's a blast,
you gotta understand it.
Look at the fluid gameplay. You see this? It's clear. It's concise. It's...
Hey, yo, what is he doing?
The storyline is great.
William!
Wow, thanks for asking where you can buy this game.
Listen, it's a T-rated game, William, so you may play it.
There is a way to get it on the Digital PlayStation Store.
Yes, in fact, it is on the PlayStation market.
Perfect movement.
you
you
you
you
you
Simple.
Simple concept, beautiful execution.
You know, actually, they don't like that.
Hey!
In this game, I'm getting used to the fact that you can't actually, like, stop the enemy's
attack when you attack them, you know what I mean?
You understand?
scheme's harder than it looks bro i know you're gonna insult what i start all the way
in the beginning no no no listen I deserved I just I will not die anymore
listen I know I know you guys think this game is easy blah blah not not
playing on Spartan difficulty you're bad but listen there's a reason why
This game is understood as one of the greatest games of all time. Okay, and it's the city
It's the signature fluid and expressive combat. You understand as you can see look at this boom
I just dodged two attacks, but he keeps having it and boom
Look at an imperial like Elden Ring, you know Sammy. It's a 2d God of War Elden Ring. That's simple
Retro adventure style, you know what I mean
What is the hotkey for the Spartan attack?
Can you block with your shield?
We don't block.
me dodged like Elden Ring, you know?
I actually didn't plan on going down here.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Miss chest?
Where?
Am I blind?
Why are you guys trolling me, huh?
You think it's funny to troll the streamer?
You think it's a good time to troll the streamer?
Like what do you mean?
Why are you actually on the streamer? I don't understand.
You guys don't care about me? I'm over here playing one of the greatest games
And you're out there talking shit, you understand me
Oh
Okay, so I would have guessed that I need to climb this thing
what oh my god didn't just like in god of war you got to open what is this
which one does the most damage though
Wait, what?
Oh, so I actually have some history.
Return to Sparta?
Okay, so where am I?
I'm here.
Okay.
so this is where the cycle ups was hey don't insult my character for not having
shoes on my brother it's a rags to riches story you understand me it's a
rags to riches listen you don't you're not born with a golden tooth you
understand me you acquire it
Oh, you can upgrade your grip as well and the bamboo end pointy end.
I don't have any gear though.
Okay, let's lock in their traps.
So I'm going the right way.
That's going the right way, somewhere here.
Okay, so this is the checkpoint system, understood.
Just like God of War, you know the same concept, you enhance.
I don't got rusty.
But I kinda wanna level up my Steelish, to be honest.
Let's learn.
Okay, so there's combos.
All right, so blood orbs are the red orbs that you pick up when you kill mobs and they help you in the technique
Don't worry it can it'll be I got this
I'm too short of these guys now. Oh see this is a classic case of good movement. Boom,
you understand
boom boom boom
what?
where's the red?
oh just the orbs
I don't listen wait it's a new variety lifestyle you know place a Dota and place a variety you
know what I mean I have not played God of War on stream but this is the first God of
War game I play on stream it's a pleasure do these things immediately you think
Ooh, wee, how do I get up there?
Shield rim?
is it on? Oh it's on, okay. Where can I purchase this for myself and four kids? My good sir,
this is available in the PlayStation Store, a PS5 exclusive game. It's about young Kratos
in an alternative 2D timeline with his brother Deimos and they're figuring out how to really
understand what is the lifestyle of Kratos before he was Kratos as a Spartan.
Looks like I did the quest. I mean, Grease.
your brother the city greaves last thing it needs is his enthusiasm look at this beautiful
look at his backdrop let's take a look just take some time just take a look here enjoy some blueberries
and look at this beautiful art here beautiful
that's my brother
and saw her chance.
Spartans!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You have trained...
...seep to it!
That iron's pass went to the right Spartans.
You're forgetting you're like Curtis.
Spartan strength whispers.
Boasting shouts its own defeat.
It's not boasting if we did it.
That makes it worse somehow.
Just show some humility in front of the sculptor.
I agree. You gotta be humble like me, though, do you understand it?
What's this?
I can't go here, or what?
This looks like I am not, I have not unlocked this area, right?
I haven't quite figured out if I am capable of opening those gates, but I don't think so.
Let's go down here.
It's happening.
Hello, good sirs.
welcome to the best village. As you can see it's quite expansive eh? So much variety here
you understand me is a very... Okay so this one is a triple gate and then there's some
leafs or some vines that I don't know if I can cross. Maybe you need like a special
weapon that inflicts flame? How about these cows? Can we milk some or not? Okay I think
I'm out of my depth here. I've never played God of War before. Can I play
Gods of War, Sons of Spartan? Yes! This is a brand new introduction to the 2D
universe for God of War. If you have never played God of War this is one of
the best games to start my good friend, Spud Ducks.
Yeah, what?
What?
It's a PS5 exclusive, Fernando.
What the hell is this?
Guys, what is this? I can't open this?
What's this? This is where it just came from, right?
Well, I'm sorry, my friend.
Who's this guy?
re-creations of our beloved like Kirkus
enchanted to chronicle your
experiences as you travel
uh that it's like Kirkus forever a
student I'm only as good as my best
tools my prized chisels were resting
here just yesterday now in their place
look see that I see a piece for
weaving creatures hiding in the
Forest
Cocopies sir. Yes, sir, of course sir
Take those busts and chat them further use them to get my chisel back
for spotter for spotter for spotter
Possesses the power to record information what?
Oh, I see, can I?
I guess I cannot break this, but I see there's a ladder under here.
I'm guessing you need to unlock weapons that allow you access to areas.
You just have to remember it.
You just bought it for your family?
Yes, bro!
Nice job, dude.
Hope you enjoyed as much as I've been doing it.
Come let's head back to the river I think I was here
Okay, so what can this dog do for me here?
Archive.
Okay, so basically it's like a recorder of your history.
I
Hey, what's up, dude, sir, can you help me improve my equipment? I will not
what you cannot pay maybe we can treat my brother took the eye of a cyclone
impractical hard spartan currency I have money dude I have money dude I have
I have something
What is this Voldemort
that's a lot of blood orbs or what is this
Okay, what is this?
Okay, what is this?
Pottery?
Okay, so I'm like, too far.
turn up this guy's crazy fuck you gotta be some some powder something 69 oh
what's up dude you thinking of putting on a demonstration for the e-force me
I'm not the one trying for the Vanguard circle but if you want to try and
pressing them don't let me stop you if you believe they're really watching
What? I can't do anything.
I can't do anything. I guess I think I'm not at the right place for my level.
I should probably get back.
Well, let me just keep walking here though. I'm sure it's gonna take me somewhere new.
What the thing happens?
Okay.
Save to say I am in the wrong place.
Guys, you guys, you gotta be more respectful in the chat.
Listen, listen.
Dude, what do I pay you guys for, eh?
What are you guys doing here with this negativity brother? Be positive about it
Okay, so according to the map I need to go to this red area, right?
What does this mean though?
Right
How do I climb up here?
Oh, movement.
Okay, I think I am going to the right place now.
Who? Who's that?
We're sorry to hear that I'm from you never abandoned a sister much less a student
We'll definitely keep an eye out
Did you know we have an iron pass? Yeah, you might have mentioned it. I gotta go
Why did you promise that I didn't promise anything I said we'd keep an eye
Let's just go
Crazy, man, just relax a bit dude. Just chill out. Don't gotta be the old bro too much, you know what I mean.
Voice acting is great by the way, don't you agree? Like, come on, let's go. This has been amazing voice acting. This is top tier stuff.
seems the bow of heroes has made you its target
I never even got to tell them all about the Cyclops
was she flirting?
I think she was flirting
yes
all her tears she was clearly on the hunt
huh you're funny
Oh, that's the old Kratos.
This is young Kratos that I'm playing right now, right?
God damn, this is a...
I already opened this, right?
Yes, I did.
Okay, where do I go?
I gotta go back home.
home
here
demos
demos my bro
What happens now?
I'm guessing this?
Imbued by the grace of the gods.
Look at mine. The busts must be connected.
That's handy.
These Kirkokis can't hide from us now. Let's get to the force where the sculptor says they're lurking. It's not far
Wait, so if Konstantinos is the headmaster of the Egoge, why do you call him the-
Oh, I can open it. Medusa's head guys. Medusa's head, you remember that?
Medusa's head, Medusa's head, look.
I don't need to enhance my gear. I'm too good at this game, buddy.
Okay, okay.
I
Yeah, hi hi
Okay, so that's the damage to the monsters, eh?
Okay, we're on the right path.
Now we can open these doors.
Holy shit.
Hey!
I got a parry him, I think.
Oh, oh, oh, buddy boy, you got to get better you got to understand buddy oh
Look at this movement though, you understand
Oh, hold on
Dude this guy's blocking my path
where can we purchase this game so I'd like to take a moment to just talk about this game
real quick guys and listen this is a sponsored stream so you got to understand it but listen
This is my personal first time experience playing a 2D, uh, uh,
pixel-advent- let's call it pixel-adventure, I got a pixel, a retro-adventure game, you understand me?
So, we don't- we have fun with it right now, we have fun with it.
Oh, wait, what is this? Wait.
Oh, oh, movement.
I can pick up something and stab it.
What did I just do?
you
you
you
you
you
What? Where is my like, uh, this game? I'm poking! I'm like doing no damage, man!
I'm just out playing this guy.
It's getting like outmoving just so hard right now.
Oh!
Oh, look at that!
Woo!
You got to understand!
God damn dude!
They don't call me the best God's the worst part of player
of all time, for no reason.
I
Was that
Apollo's paying attention to us. Where's your feet? Spartans are the gods favorite sons
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
See, brother?
Told you.
The Polo is delivering.
You are not kidding.
What do I get?
Be stealing it. It's not stealing if we don't get caught
starting law
But aren't the gods always?
Crazy what else is in here look around
So this is all like, passives that I can unlock as I continue progressing.
Quite a beautiful system of progression, that always keeps you going, don't you?
When you actually beat a boss, you get rewarded, you know what I mean?
It's not like Dota, when you win 10 games, you just get default 20 losses next game.
Next games.
I feel like I can go down there.
Hey, what? I'm stuck.
I'm lost.
Oh, you got it!
Oh, you can't see it, gum, I'm very sorry about that, my good friend.
Let me put me over here so you can have a better look at what is going on.
fast travel locked
Facts
I just see it, you know what I mean, I just understand it.
Okay, so I think I don't need to go here anymore, right?
I need to go back here.
How do I travel here fast?
I can't travel here.
Can I travel here?
I cannot travel.
So basically, I'm back.
So it's okay to steal?
It is.
For soldiers to be prepared for wars
to learn resourcefulness and for cunning.
I guess the rules are different in war.
True.
Indeed, Galabi.
Indeed.
How do I go back there dude?
What the fuck boom brutal kill
I'm gonna zoning right now
This is a new area.
Um, yeah, I don't know if I should be here, so I'm gonna go back.
yes this is the way this is the way this is the way you understand me
this is not on either
Taking back to Greece, my good friends, oh, I'm back.
Always remember to save when you're at the campsite, guys.
Okay I can learn a new skill. $500.
I kinda want this one. This one's a thousand though. I ain't rich for that.
Where'd I get rusty scraps through?
Hey listen guys.
I'm not telling you that you should buy the game, I'm telling you that you should have
a careful understanding that this game is hella fun and you're going to enjoy it.
And then that's up to you, you know what I mean?
If you really want to play it, you can.
It's a great time though, I can tell you right now.
Wait, what?
I was here, yeah, I was here.
This is Young Kratos, my good friend, yes.
This is the story of young Kratos and his journey in Greece. It was never understood before.
Yerusemi.
Look at this bussing world that lives on and breathes on without us attracting.
So what do I get that unlocks iron chest, the hell's that?
caught stealing. Oh I got a rusty scrap I needed that.
Oh, I get up there, dude.
Okay.
Let's go down there, I remember you.
My good sir, Chair 17, it is not a rogue like my friend.
It's an inspiring story that revolves around a young Kratos and his journey throughout
Greece, meeting people who it would then rather influence him to be the greatest Spartan
than there ever was.
Okay, I think I'll go up here now.
I'm a bit lost today, I'm a bit lost in the sauce right now.
of
go
but it seems like i need to go high up here how the hell do i get there
Explore the woods? Oh shit, I gotta go back to the left then, right?
Okay, I think I recall now. Yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes, I recall, I recall
What do you clickbait? Which part of my title is clickbait?
You know, Amora smiled at me the other day.
Like a real smile.
Not just the polite one she gives people before she punches them.
Did you pass out? Stumble all over your tongue?
Ha ha. We actually had a great conversation.
She said, I fight with heart.
She means you're clumsy, but you keep trying.
At least I talked to girls.
yo
I need to go to the forest apparently I remember forest
What is this?
Wait, so...
Of course it's this way, right?
Let me just juke all these medabuckas.
Yeah, so I go here, I believe.
Right here, yeah.
Oh
Oh
Perry so I go down
Actually no, I don't want that one, right?
you
you
you
you
you
find kerpos in the woods
unlock path in the woods, explore the woods, I unlocked the path but seems like I am having
promised exploring this location I think.
guys I'm lost I'm lost
I am so fucking confused right now man. I am so lost. I don't understand my friend
I don't think this is a puzzle is it dude, I don't think it's a puzzle. There's no way it's a puzzle
What do you mean, man? I don't understand!
is the temple or what?
Ah
How come Chad doesn't help me at all dude like you guys are so useless brother like I'm stuck in a
In a in and you guys are just watching me and not figuring out what I'm supposed to do. You know what I'm saying?
Okay, so I'm here, alright, I go here, then I go down into the woods, where he was there.
Okay, so I opened- this is the woods, this is the woods door, right?
So I opened the woods, I gotta open this monument, right?
Like I have to- this has to be the right way actually, there's no other way.
Okay, so this is the woods, we're in the woods, I don't know what this is, but we're here okay?
So, we can go up.
Okay.
So.
this is the way it has to be this way. What other way is there? Process of illumination
points to this area.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, this is a puzzle.
BOOM!
Let's see, I got that natural instinct for this game, brother!
You understand!
What is that, Avalon?
What did I just do?
90s stream streak let's go
honestly guys I okay regardless that I'm actually sponsored to play this game I
I actually this is fun I'm enjoying myself and I'm enjoying sharing this with you guys okay
it's actually really fun
I keep I don't even know what this is I still don't really know
wall jump of what
Oh wall drop and throw it right?
Oh wall drop!
Let me hold that one so...
I'll take one more of that.
What?
Dude!
Wait a second, what's that?
AHH!
Oh fuck!
EEEEGHH!
Okay, I don't know if this is the right way, honestly. I don't know. This doesn't seem right.
Or maybe it is right, dude. Like, what am I saying?
Oh! I'm the kid! I'm not here.
But uh, I don't know, this is not the right way, right?
Like, down to Tygettos?
This is not the right way.
I need to go back to the woods.
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resourcefulness. Only when you're not caught. And you left fur all over the
sculptor's office. Right. Well, what are the odds?
Pesalis, help me look for that thing I was looking for. I know I'd be sad if it
was our property that was stolen. Oh, lie! The thing!
You escape punishment today you pair of monkeys.
Stay out of the agoges, brother.
Hey, either of you seen lions in this forest?
No way.
Lions don't live anywhere near here.
Let's get this chisel back to the sculptor.
No. We found the Kirkopys hidden where.
Sure would be a shame if someone there's stuff was stolen.
So you want to steal some of the monkey's shit or what?
I don't think I understand. The Kirkopys are talking monkeys?
They were men once, transformed by the gods in punishment for their antics.
Damn, it's got punished for being turned into monkeys. Who would want that fate? I know everyone on my team is in Dota.
What is that?
Level 3 units.
They're strong.
Okay, can I hit that?
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I don't know.
What is this?
I don't really have anything to destroy that.
Okay, I can't go in straight, no way.
I just don't know, what does this thing do?
What is this?
Okay, I'm gonna end here, boys.
10 hour 30 minute stream.
We done here, boys.
We done.
Listen, this game, let's have a review.
Now it's not a sponsor segment anymore.
Sponsor segment's over.
Lot partner.
No payment here for saying this.
This was the first side scroller I ever played.
I know there are a lot of side-scrollers, I know Hollow Knight is a very infamous one.
But this was my first experience playing a game like this and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
The combat at first I thought was kind of weird, but as I kept playing and I started to understand
the mechanics of the pairing stuff, actually a very enjoyable game.
I will play it again.
Unsponsored.
I will play it again, unsponsored.
So if you are interested in these kind of games, I recommend it.
I recommend it.
You can also wait for it to go on sale if you'd like, but it's the only issue that it's a PS5 exclusive, so some people don't have PS5s, so...
Yeah.
You know, anyway, thanks everybody for watching. Thanks for tuning in. Got 50k back.
What else to say? What else to say?
I am going to be streaming shorter tomorrow because I'm going to my friend's place for a good to-