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Hello, test, test, test, test.
I'm not playing with Kairi dude.
Start the stream and get a 5 minute dodge ban, eh?
Man, start streaming at a 5 at a burn, fuck.
The sword might be in my cell.
I'm sure it was things in this forest.
Prepare for battle.
You
Yeah dude that Clink's game was, that Clink's game was insanely stressful, holy shit.
was well I can't you guys I have a five minute ban from dodging kaiori so
yeah this clean scape was fucking
some shit
having the score then looking at my warlock
When is the ass my friends on kick when is the ass
you
I don't have a link, but I think I have Spotify, come on.
I'm almost on then 25 seconds
All the blood? Oh, perfect.
Not bad.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something.
Good luck brother.
Alright, give me a second.
Last time I played Ember, let's find out.
for me in the spirit
three kills 16 deaths
June 24th last year
Oh dude I was the ember to support this game, I was going ham
I remember this game
Flocken is ranked 110?
That's insane. That's insane. Dude, when does he even play? I haven't seen him in a single pub
Now I'm not gonna pay resident evil bro. I don't play horror games
Just five it a bet
bro if you got banned on kick like like brother we got to be honest about it
right like if you're getting banned on kick you are being like next level you
know I mean
brother I'm playing cast now I'm learning look at my win and win loss I I'm
going through the tragedy of learning in the highest ever more pubs but I
I'm actually learning pretty fast.
Let's just remove the first six games, because these games are random, but the next six...
I actually think I should win more than half.
Yeah, yesterday I had a really good game.
I was watching some Kes combos yesterday.
I kind of understand why Axe is good and how to use it.
Basically it seems like the initiations are quite like this.
Well, that's what I was about to do.
go boys we're gonna end the year with a plus 300 a
strider man the system just the way it is
strider we all have jobs my friend but you know who doesn't have a job the
ghouls radiant team pick
I have no idea dude, I didn't even know OseMella actually was leaving Nigma or got kicked, whatever happened, I don't know.
Last time I talked to him, I messaged him when he wasn't playing some match and the violinist was playing that match
Then I told him to lock in you little fucking puppy and stop being a pussy and I don't know if that really motivated him
so
Hi bro, good luck, thanks for your birth bro.
What would I be doing if I'm not playing Dota 2?
Hopefully I'd be in some sort of, some sort of capacity as a doctor.
Who knows what kind of doctor with specialty, but listen, if I was not spending my, every
hour of my life playing this dog shit game, I hope I would be spending every life, every
hour of my life on something more productive.
Yes, probably medicine, something.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Why did you stop attacking dude?
The setting.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something.
Now they will suffer.
five
Hehehehe
I'll kill you in a second
Ah, fuck
Will you pick up?
No
where is the rock?
Where is it? I'll go down here, fuck.
If I kill him after with my attack while I die
Let me know I actually don't know
By 14 so I think I get the soul, but I don't get the permanent, right?
Actually, I do I do pretty sure I do get it
SF is one of the best heroes in Dota so he is very good for his your glorious
help, help, help, help
I... that's a chat that's
man if I had one support they'd all die
well at least I'm good at squizzing
of
I wanted to be back top and kill him with my arrow though.
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
I missed my race because he didn't fucking... guys it's first game of the day can we be
nice to meet you please dude like can we think about it real quick the streamer no
you go what's up bro good morning I doing that's not right I'm fine
What's up, dude?
I'm doing good.
I think they're gating to be top right now, smooth.
He's panning on me, too.
They're out there.
Okay, we're low.
Watch out, I'm coming.
You can look, I'm coming
I'm hard
I'm feeding you big guys.
I'm just ready on SFI and I can test off
I'm gonna go up the stairs
I don't have steps.
20 seconds moment
20 seconds moment
20 seconds moment
20 seconds moment
Bristol TPP top
20 seconds
I think that works, I'm dead, I'm gankin'
I'm gankin', I'm gankin'
I'm gankin'
Beautiful brothers
Nice
Vision vision
Good morning game getting carried the one time a year carried game how's my hair good
We can fight upwards.
I'll just go out for that.
of
the
death
of
the
Did it be fair though?
I feel like I'm being focused.
and
I think we can not kill them, yes.
They're keeping one down there.
Just back.
Maybe we have more luck here.
Man!
I can't!
I actually can't!
I'm 2 in 7 dude!
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing right now.
This is like me griefing hard.
I don't know what to do with it.
Let's go.
I'm almost dead
What's your plan?
I'm going to activate it
I'm gonna kill him.
Kill some.
Kill some.
I'm gonna kill the Soltsvind.
I'm gonna kill the Bristav.
I'm gonna kill the Kha'Zix.
Okay.
I'm gonna rush.
What?
I'm gonna rush if you want.
Okay.
I don't know what to say.
Nice.
That's a nice one.
nice
nice, i have a form for you
i can catch up, i can
Can we snowball this?
Just look for anybody to dive them.
I'm gonna need Oracle a little bit.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Nope.
Now with ults.
Come on, come on.
My bad, that's super grief.
This is the first game of the day situation, you know how it goes.
one more win bro
and
destroy these droids
the enemy's middle tower has fallen
The enemies middle-barreled.
The enemies middle-barrelled.
That's fine.
why are you laughing?
what the hell, this did so much damage
They're really not the AFK dude, they're still playing really?
BroxyTV is this the techiest player bro?
Fuck yourself!
It's just wrong.
No BKB at the end of the game, it's fine, it's fine.
and
dude buy glib no chance
bye bye Artur good luck rest of the games bro
How did I get MVP dude, the system makes no sense.
Am I tired of streaming every single left course now bro, it's a pleasure.
We shall fasten some more.
In on wings of winter.
I'm not gonna unlock any rewards ever, so don't ask.
Today is the day we can start subbing. I set after 60 days. Okay, it changes to 90 days.
My two favorite players, Saberlight and Boom.
Kess has banned every game dude, like the last 10 games I played like Kess has banned
in seven of them. What the hell is this?
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
Thank you for watching!
but I've ever fucking seen
It's in the bag!
Prepare for battle.
Oh, I'm all a quiver.
This one, it's in the bag.
Did I hear a squeak?
No.
I'm not a quiver.
I'm not a quiver.
I'm not a quiver.
Did I hear a squeak?
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Yeah
Grady what you doing why Sunstrike maybe
Come on, I wanna eat the flag.
That's one strike.
F1 has the tip.
Why the hell are you doing that?
Why, what the hell are you doing man?
God damn!
I forgot it's not F1, oh god
I'm under attack!
I'm under attack!
I'm under attack!
I'm under attack!
Okay.
I can't play bottom, I'm just kidding.
I had to swap to a gate, so yeah.
I got you, get the hit, get the hit, come on
What the fuck was that?
Okay
Oh, we're getting back!
What am I watching right now, honestly? I don't understand. The fuck is this shit?
Why can't I grab my Tiki?
I wish it'd take our rune guys.
I
Miss
of
of
of
of
of
Can we kill mid?
Run mid right now.
That's the ratio maybe bro.
Missed.
Come fight bottom guys, we don't have stuns if you go bait fights.
I'm right behind the gate, I suppose.
I don't know what happened
What happened?
I'm coming guys
Yeah.
Largo TPing, half HP, half HP.
Tank on.
I need to go back, I need to go back
Actually I can't
What, why are you not...
I'm scared of those first buttons on Roy by the way
They're in bottom
There's stacks here if you want to farm in bats
We probably they will defend it
I
Why I don't like Saber?
Well who's making this shit up that I don't like Saber brother, I already thought about.
I don't have any beef.
I'm literally the creator of the piece.
I think they're going to be here soon, so I'm just going to wait for them to come back to me.
I think they're going to be here soon, so I'm just going to wait for them to come back to me.
We can counter. You guys wanna come gate?
You guys come gate and then...
bottom rune probably then
I don't wanna fight this
I like it going here
I think they are all on to me
time is money
So
So
Okay
I am still here.
Hang on there.
You lose face.
Largo, TP, one hero.
Actually I'll kill him so that's fine.
He's dead. He's high five. He's high five.
He's hitting me.
maybe lion has blink
You're gonna help me take you too?
Last night I couldn't sleep without your stream bro. I was streaming I streamed three hours in the morning
2-0, first two games won, what the hell is going on?
And honestly I had really good teams.
Kess today?
Yeah, I'm trying to pick Kess every game.
It's actually banned every game.
I guess people rate it really high now.
I can honestly, if I just pick Clinks every game it's in the pool, I'm pretty sure I
can get really high anymore, but I don't really want to play Clinks every game.
I feel like I'm on like a 10 win streak with Clinks.
Let me check.
Oh wow, I was right.
I'm on a 10 win streak with planks. I feel like I win every game I play planks.
your turn to pick enemies time to pick
enemies your turn your turn to pick
enemies time to pick
Oh, there's a bow behind me, hi, bow.
Okay, I was in the pool this game.
We probably need stun for invoker.
This is a bad cast game so see how it goes but I wanted to pick it because it's not
band so I want to play it.
Maybe yes, always be sad.
Prepare for battle.
Team looks good, force looks right. This one's ours, guys.
My friend is a criminal calling gift. He got his gift.
I'm going to put him in defense. In the back.
I don't think Battlefield is good in Kes.
I think people that buy Battlefield in Kes are like the fake Kes carry players.
I really think if you look at the Kira's skills and you play correctly, you should probably
buy Deso.
You should either choose Falcon or Vlad, save a game, buy Deso.
Then next item is the Pendum, kind of the pens.
I think Yashakaya into BKB into Rags is the best.
Yashakaya's Deso is like the best top damage items in sequence.
Like, Deso highest damage, Yashakaya highest damage,
and then you need BKB Rags for survivability.
The battle begins.
Ready? How about you? Everyone? Good.
the
one
I'm getting attacked over here!
Dio's turn has been attacked.
Get attacked!
C9 first blood!
Turn up! This guy's crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Molly with some powder or something.
looks on strike 12
what? what?
why is there a fucking...
why is there an ETT being taught?
at minute 1
what the fuck?
middle town
I don't know what's going on with this lane honestly.
I can go on him.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
What is this sub-diff lobby, like, what is this game?
I feel like I have no idea how this ET can TP top at minute 1, and I still lose my wisdom
in tower at minute 7.
How is that even possible, actually?
Seriously, how is that possible that this ET can spend so much time on top lane, and
we lose tower at 7 minutes?
Yo guys, we need to fight top lane.
Time to play top next.
We need to fight on top.
I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, I don't do it. This game's awful.
It's actually awful game.
It's fucking disgusting something.
I need to get a little six. I have a little six and I fucking kill everyone.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Now your top tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Fuck it back
what is this shit xD what the fuck what the fuck
TPs and he just zips across the whole fucking lane to here
I mean, all these clowns...
I don't think you need to fight there.
I was testing that, I was testing that, so it doesn't, so it's like Ghost Scepter, you
don't get stunned by Talon Toss, right?
She learned something.
I knew dude, I knew he was in an instant drop of me and not the fucking...
You're a piece of shit, both of you on supports. I'm gonna fuck your whore mothers if you don't stop pinging, you know?
This is the worst.
It's okay, it was a good trade. Two, four, seven.
Yeah, I know, but both of them are bad like me. But don't stop pinging, yeah.
Don't worry, bro. I'm super tilted this game, we're having fun.
It's just full chill game, chill chill.
We need Largo timing your timings and then I'll come back.
This guy doesn't even save his ally on SD, he just wants to disrupt the unit.
They can't win this game, it's impossible.
Just keep farming.
Let's log over to Zyberstein.
Look at Largo, he's on me right now.
Nice.
I go for my top.
I'm ready, go!
It's fine, it's fine, we don't need to flame these guys, just...
play game
chill bice, chill, chill
we're out so good players
no, you seem like you're screaming today, what's up dude, are you okay?
no, it's not, I'm not okay bro, like every game is a goody for some reason
or just strolling like this, like they're just mad at people
I don't think nix you should play on ta side, you should play runes in mid
Wait my cat and i will destroy the nix
I wanna finish my desol
Yeah go desol and go fight under runes
I'm gonna TP bot lago, I kinda need desol before this
They're not gating actually, they're not gating, we can fight bottom if we set up.
They're gating now though, we don't have Warlock, maybe we just check.
I think he's washing
He's really far and farage on me, I don't think you guys can maybe fight this
There's an Xen
Storm, low mana, you can help them guys, low mana storm.
Can I catch them?
Largo's low mana, and I'm gonna TP top.
I'm running, we should probably wait for rock though, just wait for rock and then we
I think we can lose
I'm running bottom right now.
I'll just TP top even take it.
Why didn't you walk a TP to where I am? I don't know.
I used TP top, I cannot be bottom.
They will probably rush.
We have rocks though, can we fight?
We have smoke, we have smoke.
Let's just go kill T.A.
She has no blink.
It's under attack
It's always me! Every ult's always me!
You fucking baboons!
Guys, no tabling. You can chase for sure.
No tabling. No.
Okay, I just need to buy.
Stop
I go base and I'll come to
I think I've got these new mobs.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I can sound some, I can sound some, just on him.
Bruh!
They're giving up rush, they're not coming, we can just go do it.
You can't do anything, you're the best.
Good job.
Good.
I'll QTA button. You get it.
I'll QTA something else.
I have to ult to stay ready, okay?
I don't have sands. You have sands, huh?
Guess I'm on TP bottom and push.
I want to push top
I used to...
That's the trouble.
Hard to do. Yes, fuck.
I give you a second.
Not yet.
Now, you get to see my game face!
I asked for this!
We can do Tauron.
You guys do it?
I want to farm my levels.
You guys need me right?
Like a TP.
I can get it without turning.
I can't get it without turning
Okay, go
I'm not walking
Come
Where did he come at a price?
Yeah, but we do it right now, you do it.
Yeah, it's chill, chill, chill.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna gait after this ancient cunt ditarum
I can't be kidding, I have a blog on my website.
Kind of close to Lincoln's Lardo too though, but, let's see if we can find it.
They go together?
Oh
I don't think I know how to use the charge.
Oh, shit.
What?
I almost fucking owned him.
That was actually good practice though.
It will be key BNTA guys.
Can someone take this shit so I can just go?
Nobody cares about me.
Good job guys, well played everybody, good work.
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
You now have the hangar.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
I keep forgetting that you can't actually, um, you can't press anything except, uh...
I bet I did an insane damage in this game.
Okay, well like, let's be honest though, I took every spell in the game, look at the
damage received.
55k damage received and 22k damage, you gotta understand.
I literally did everything, you understand me?
My score might be deceiving to you, but I did it all. You understand me?
Boom! That's what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about?
I'm going to go get a
diet team pick.
I don't want to play support for Kha'Zix, I'm not playing support, I'm okay.
Miki listen little bro I'm just kidding
I wanted to play Kass dude Miki you fucking animal dude
dude it's not because let me teach you
Let me play support, you go okay because we have mid player, it's fine, I can support.
Go okay.
No epic fail today, my friends.
This brilliant nuclear...
I've always wanted to be a giant spacecraft.
...is in the back.
What is this bullshit?
30 seconds to battle.
I owe you one, but let's not keep score.
No demon lord has ever been more assured that this one is in the brang.
The battle begins.
What the hell, me?
I'll save you, my son.
What do you mean fucking me? What do you mean? I don't understand.
Gotta get good.
of
I'm gonna push out.
Shut up, you son of a...
...
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm dropping your boots brother.
I'm coming mid
I was shot from the right side
I don't have the shot.
Just stand in here for a moment, do you understand me?
You lost my HP, let me go ahead and pull so you lose some more, babe.
I come in bot lane.
Okay, I'm not coming bot lane.
I'm not coming bot lane.
I cannot.
I need to go...
Can you manam me actually?
Yeah, I'm gonna pull wave.
I have the wave on me.
I don't have TP for top at all. I think we have to play bottom.
I can get the gash in Slyke.
I'm just gonna take it.
Maybe Storm can dive, level 3, or level 3 thing.
i start with the disrupt for damage and then repounce
Why is Nazzle top?
I'll use TP top
I enjoy.
I want to just keep playing bottom.
I can't be shut up
If he's everywhere I go like a chat, you understand me?
I buy a fluffy hat because it's cold out here, you know what I mean?
I TP bottom.
Brothers, let's be honest about it.
Brothers, it's chilly out here but listen, I'm doing so much, no?
Come on, brother.
I gotta carry dog shit fucking off lane slark but I'm doing the business buddy
Streets are fucking cold out here man I don't know where I go
Just haters
Can I say?
Fuck, it gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
Saffchamp.
They say it's cold at the top, but I didn't expect it this way, you know what I mean?
Improves this.
Do you want to hold dust puck?
We need puck, the only hero that can do it.
No difference.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Baboosh, they're here.
That's my ward.
I can show him.
I think we have
We should just switch to support, no matter what role I play everyone just has to kill
me.
games.
Can you please farm the triangle?
That's a good cat.
Saved all you.
Ha, ha, ha!
Fuck me, dude!
That's me.
I think I'm dead.
I'm just gonna put
No raise my friend I'm coming to save you.
I'm gonna kill him.
Double kill.
Torment, Torre guys.
this guy is crazy, he's gotta be on molly or something, or some powder or something
Have a good day.
Tish tish.
I'm getting...
My son, you are fine, don't worry.
I'm missing every spell, should be important to see here.
Spell, watch this shit.
You know what I'm talking about.
I need to beat fire boys.
Go fight, go fight.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
this is just a might say you understand
killer be killed who's killing me nobody so I'm killing them all you understand me
that's simple
I couldn't warm temp this one, isn't it?
Nice, they don't have damage from me, let's go.
I'm baiting for Durus.
I got two cloaks, two blades, and I got an amulet from the
my grandma and I got the boots
can I copy your build to next official?
I think probably like it. Be sure to tell him where it's from give me the credit
Oh yeah, yeah, what the fuck?
No, our chicken is throwing game.
Okay guys, they're gonna go on me and Dura is gonna kill them all.
Why this kid's fucking fountain diving guys, what the hell?
You're in the fountain man, what do you mean streamer games?
You're pulling my fucking chain, mate! What are you doing?
Double damage!
what? what happened?
I'm giving Jim, okay?
Who wants Parker's slot?
Dura is a mixed slot.
I'm so sorry guys, I try to be better again but sometimes it's just a little bit of a
the hell dude my my thing broke what dude I need to get a new water bottle now or what
This one did a good job over the year.
Fuck.
Did I hear our tour went and spent the week, or yesterday with his friends?
I thought chat was his number one friend. Listen, kickchats number one, your number two and Twitch chat number three. You understand me? It's that simple.
Nice, I can fucking carry. Hell yeah, let's go boys.
Let me tell you, let me show Mikae how it's fucking done.
Do you understand me?
Let me show Mikae how you do it, okay?
Because he doesn't understand how you do it, you know what I mean?
You don't really get what you gotta do to do it, you know what I mean?
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
you
I always have to play against SD though, like SD counters can't wait to fucking hurt.
It's hard to win the lane against him, he purchases your Falcon Rush, his second skill
is insanely annoying.
The thing is, I don't like this double fairy that much. I feel like what you should do is use this other branch to eat an tango.
I don't think double fairies are good.
No, I'm not gonna buy a battle for you, it's just awful.
Oh shit, this came in my buy though.
The bounty's still there?
Yes.
What the fuck's happening?
Hold your horses.
Where's the sulagi? Oh, I'm laggy, fuck.
I promise this SD is really bad.
I can do this with the bowler, I think.
hahahahahaha
uh, yeah, bye bye, good night
the
My god he got them.
That's bullshit.
My god, he got them? That's bullshit.
You can help bottom maybe, I don't know if you can.
I kinda wanna keep being killed by bats if he doesn't have firefly, does he?
We can kill him if you go...
Radiance structures are fortified
I'm gonna gate guys and little six
Just hold up
This guy is crazy fucking gotta be on my
I wanna consume dude
Turn up this guy is crazy fucking gotta be on my
I'm gonna consume powder or something
I'm gonna load a suit
I'm gonna consume powder or something
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
What? Why is this shit up brocking at all? I hit him like 7 times! Dude! I don't proc one hit out of like 7 fucking hits dude!
That's actually crazy shit. I don't know, that's actually crazy shit. Seriously, that's fucking insane.
Can we still fight bot?
You're screwed.
Ward, ward, A, ward.
That took gates.
I don't know my damage is so shit what is this guy so tanky what is this shit that was
I'm kind of like stupid of me, I'll be honest. I could just farm top, but I'm kind of like right now when I'm learning Kass, I won't understand my damage.
So I learned some shit there, I'll be honest. My damage level 1 E does not exist.
So why do people go max Q? Is it actually only for the Ravens Veil? It kind of has.
Is it maxi better for farming? Why would Q be better for farming? If these two camps spawn every minute, why would you need to max it?
I'm pretty sure Q's for fighting. I don't think Q's for farming. Like you kill the wave, it's also like a cooldown, then you kill this, it's not like you need to farm the ancients.
Right?
Yeah, I don't know.
because it also works in health here
I'm dying is like brain dead
Actually insane. I'm coming. We can fight top guys or not. Storm is strong. The little
No 5 SD running into us.
That TP bought?
No Firefly?
Can we dive him?
I'm getting attacked over here
I have this one to fight.
your top talent is under attack
your top talent has fallen
guys they're low we can fight we have rock we can just bring people they're not strong at all
of
I've killed the sniper, sniper, sniper, he's alone, he's alone.
Actually I'm by Axis game, I think it's good.
Guys, big stack, we need to go there.
Seven sets of creeps boys seven sets. Let's go. We smoke stop farm triangle guys
I don't know what this guy is.
This guy is buying the most greedy items I've ever fucking seen in my life and he's not doing anything and he's not fighting
He's not doing anything like I actually don't understand
He's not buying fucking pipe not buying lotus not buying anything and just playing his own fucking game all muted
It's okay. I can do the same. I can do the same
Do you understand me? I can do the same
I
I don't want to play like this game without Timber there, it's not possible to play Dota.
You can kill him Timber, you can kill him.
Wow, wow timber you can wow what no how how do you kill heroes bro how do you
kill heroes bro oh you attack the whoa hell that's not me
every time I play Casdude I swear to God I just take every ultimate in the
Fucking game and then I die and then my offlaner gets all the kills and then all the XP
And I'm just dead and my chat play makes me for it
The thing they don't understand is but somebody got to do the dirty work and typically speaking
It's the fucking Timbersaw 3000 HP and 65 armor, but he's not doing it
But guess what just cuz he's not doing it doesn't mean I can't do it as well because I'm a nice guy
Hey, man, can I farm bottom? I TP'd here
Care.
We can fight the airbags, can we go fight?
They use undying ult, maybe wait someone tip you top and we can fight, you press the smoke
so they don't see d2.
Okay, bad TP top is first
the
Go fight guys, no farm, we don't need to farm, we can just go lip-take everything.
But I kind of need mana boots you have boot
I'm coming here
I don't have all three of them.
Look at his knee.
You're forgetting that there's a buffer period.
I don't have alt I can't go
I'll push up in a second.
It's warded right there.
Right here, warded.
What was that?
Other horses.
Now you can see my game base.
I can check this, sorry about that.
I want the wisdom I want my level 20
Goax, Max Perry, Bleed, Diffuse, Diffuse, Diffuse, Diffuse, Diffuse, Diffuse, Diffuse,
Yeah, I should have maxed the lead for sure this game
I'm actually learning a lot every game I play so it's fun. I actually like playing new heroes
I know it took me a long time to want to try it, but I feel like I
I just have some brain damage. I don't know what's wrong with me, so my whole life's been like this
It's like when something new I don't do it
But I do it like a few months later and I really enjoy it and then I always do it again anyway for some other circumstance
Even though I know in my heart I will enjoy it. I just never do it. I don't know why
You want to know what the fuck that's called?
So the weirdest part is I know I will have fun playing Kess
I know I will have fun and I'm not fearful of the learning curve
I enjoy the learning process a lot actually for me the most fun part about life is learning new things like going through it and
Like watching yourself learn and progress, but for some reason I always just delay it don't know why
I'm sorry, but not if you're paid.
I'm running bottom, just kind of leave all this there, we need to A, I'm gonna use short
mid.
I can start, I can start.
I don't know if he dies though, because I might just die, I don't have my ulti, I don't
That was weird. I wanted to test it! I wanted to test, fuck!
I don't think I'm supposed to do this with my ulti by the way.
Like when I hunt, I don't think I'm supposed to do it with aggs.
I don't know. I'm just kinda going with it.
This guy has been disconnected for like 10 minutes, I don't know if he's coming back.
Or Kev is not crazy on Kev.
All those items that you guys think are good and the fastest that you think are good like
this just incorrect.
This hero has three items you must buy every game.
And that's also why I don't believe battle theory is a good item.
I think every game you play kez, you want to buy falcon or vladz is an early item that helps you teamfight
like in the lane, like skirmishing
that helps you have mana obviously
and then you want to have
you want to have your next item be deso
and you want to get that deso, you want to fight
you want to get the next item which is axe
and you want to get that axe to fight tormentor or before tormentor or after tormentor whatever the case
you just farm it
so that's all kez is, he's a skirmishing hero
You don't want to like just farm with battle fury and buy butterfly and shit. It's like a bot dota
I am I'm pressing all they cannot go on me they cannot go on so
Timber you might need to load this someone else I'll be fine I'll be fine they what
they can't they can't they can't go they can't go just go on the motherfuckers you can load
It's fine, but the wait-out priority.
I'm so bad I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I should absolutely not die there. Oh my god
I got distracted though
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
We can probably fight, skin sim, e-control, AA timber.
Okay.
I
Why are you doing this who is fucking doing this
Hello!
Just go together, please.
He's back.
Hey, we tried to pause brother but you were gone 20 minutes.
No PQP Sniper, no Shard, we can just kill them.
I don't know, I think he hasn't issues with me.
That was it, huh?
Hey, is everything okay? You need a pause, bro? What's going on here?
I'm not yet.
You're griffing this game so fucking hard.
He's just literally reconnects to do nothing.
Oh, wait, hold on a second.
I think we need to smoke and get vision and fight.
They are gating top and back.
I can fight guys, 100% I can fight even if they have Aegis.
Just put vision.
I'm not yet.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is falling.
Give me a second.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Okay, double Ruff, double VKB.
Guys, he's kind of alone, but...
Just don't have dota players.
Fuck you, you keep eating, guys.
this bad that's so brief like oh my god his timbers so good what is he fucking doing
dude use your fucking load is what are you you're so bad dude he's so bad holy shit
I don't want to play this game, I feel like it's such a free win and this timbersaw ruins
the A disconnects. He just has Vibe, I think he's actually win trading this game. He's
actually win trading this game for like this sniper or some shit. This is like the most
this shady game I've never fucking seen
I just don't see used buttons on Timbersaw either like
The middle tower is under attack.
The middle tower is under attack.
The middle tower has fallen.
Let's move.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
Can we smoke while he's dead?
We just go fight Tux more there.
are there
no one listens to I want to smoke and fight but no one wants to do anything
actually so fucking annoying just like look we see them under wars if we're
smoked here we just get like two kills
I give me a second.
No chance.
Not yet.
Now you get to see my game base.
How did he last to be so fast?
Actually...
Yeah, anyway, this game is just lost.
This game, can't believe we lost.
Can't believe this guy just disconnects 15 minutes.
Doesn't say any words, comes back, doesn't use his hero.
It's like, literally Ivan 3-2-2 shit, dude.
It's literally Ivan 3-2-2 shit.
It's actually some Ivan 3-2-2 shit.
Like, I don't understand how you can do this.
Like, this guy is that Morta.
I remember I played Windrunner against Invoker.
And I remember he also just didn't TP top to save Mega Creeps.
Do you remember that game?
This is the same fucking player. I can't believe this is the game I lose today by the way bro.
I gotta get into the habit of running ads so people don't get ads during the game.
I don't want to play you on diet if this guy's name is one double one
I don't want to fucking play like this series. I don't have any interest to play with the guy one double one
What do you mean, you can pick orange, he might not double carry.
I marked not your team for 30 seconds before he made a decision to be in the other team as well.
You have 30 seconds to make a decision, you choose not to make a decision,
and then you pick me anyway after we both mark it.
Can you explain the logic there?
Beat, check, challenge, check.
It's in the bag!
Prepare for battle!
According to the forecast, this one is in the bag.
Ha ha ha!
I'm not yet.
30 seconds to button.
Hold on a sec.
The battle begins.
I
Give me a second
This is actually a good Kessler, thank god.
Oh, this guy.
It's not a good cast game, it's Copium's fault.
I'm getting attacked over here!
Well, next time.
That?
Ah, you!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
You!
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Yeah, we can but I want to put the waves kind of back first
when I get parry we can kill him
I'm gonna bait them
They're executing guys
Why would he hit me there?
I think I can kill him if he hits me.
We need to protect Wisdom, can you save your TP?
Yeah, I'll cover my TP.
They can't fight me, but I'm not too strong, so we can fight.
I don't want to press the garage, it's a good plan.
Will it be you? Take, take, take, take.
No, no, I think you take this.
Pressure her, easily to kill her if you take gate on tree.
I need one more.
Oh, why can't I fucking bury?!
Can we do this again? And SF takes gait, we'll kill them all.
Just need him not to start on me with this shit.
I don't think we can do this shit. If SF doesn't come, we cannot do this. SF is not coming, so fuck.
Zero Raze casted, nice.
He has no focus, you're fine, you can't.
Amazing.
Don't take my creeps, I'm poor as fuck these things.
Your top tower is under attack.
Radiance structures are fortified.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower has fallen.
The enemy's bottom tower must fall.
Your middle tower is under attack.
How did you get the thing, Beast?
Wait, you're back?
How was it?
Hello?
You look tired.
You look tired.
They smoke bottom.
KB, take gaits, we kill them all, chillin'
I'm coming from the right, I'm coming from the right
I'm coming
I'm coming
I'm coming from the right, I'm coming
So basically what you're telling me is this whole time he didn't press TRIALTY, I don't
get it.
Why is he not pressing TRIALTY on this fucking- Oh my god dude I don't understand.
I don't think I should be dead dude, I don't understand.
Why is he not pressing trelty for me?
Why does nobody care?
You wanna go hit Roscroft?
Yeah, I get it also.
Just go.
No arena.
I can tank.
Yo SF, can you come bro?
Or what?
We should fight.
3 in the smoke room
What is this arena?
We have S assault with level 12, they cannot fight, there's no way
Just need to be close
This game is so NPC dude, I don't know, like I feel like my team is SO strong!
Dude, they use every spell on me if I just have one human being casting some fucking
spells like how is he doing this shit against the chapter?
Okay, I'll just go tanks for a second.
I
Mars has a
I'm gonna gather up some of this, press R
I can use this idea
That was fun
This is why I learned to re-blip.
Why did he scare me dude?
He's a fucking blink, why didn't he blink on me?
They have a bat coming to lasso as well to help them, guys.
Look, we have the structure.
but
but what you mean
I think that
I'm going to go
I'm going to go
you ran into Spearslow and you're telling me I should Ravens
what's wrong with you
Killed him, they used the focus fire on tower
No focus fire
There you go buddy
What?
What are you doing?
bottom is not safe, there is bottom on gate
This guy is such a bot, dude.
They're going our wisdom, I don't have TP.
Shaman and Jakiro bottom.
I can kill them. I can ultimistic.
I'm just gonna rush him
They're grouped up mid as 5
I have a pad to get out of here
come on, come on
they're all in the way top
come on, come on
I think 5, I saw that's BKB
I don't think so
I said I want to make it safe, okay, right?
Nice, nice, nice.
I am done.
the
death
of
death
of
I just watched my SF who farm 20 minutes in this game to go press not be killed and die.
I'm a little bit upset, you know, I'm just a tad bit.
That's a crush, guys, like in the middle of the tunnel, you know.
That's a crush.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to use this one to kill the rest of the enemies.
I can catch you!
Ah!
I brought more than one.
Fear my presence.
Nice.
Back, back, back, back.
Missed every spell on SF.
Every spell.
That's my carry.
He can't kill me bro.
I understand why you're everything here.
That's your fucking body.
Let's just swap them!
How the hell does this do?
Let's mix it up!
Can we group up a Saib and fight?
We can run into here, if you have a ward.
I can place it.
We don't have to run under then, we can just like this.
No
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are fortified.
I'm not ready now you get to see my game face
It's not locked
I
What the fuck is going on in this game?
Just hold on.
Right tool for the right store.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Fuck you, you're gone.
I'm gonna get my bag.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
I can't start that.
You teach me how to play Kez? You should teach yourself how to play SFU dog shit.
How did that get to you? How did that get to you?
I'll do horses. Why are you so aggressive?
Well, I don't know. I can say the same thing to you. Just because you think aggressive is aggressive. I think passive aggressive is worse.
But as well, just be aggressive. You're gonna be passive aggressive.
Okay.
I can't see anything!
I can't see anything!
I'm gonna attack over here!
Now you get to see my damn face!
I mean last game dude this this a dude I can't believe it you know
guys I don't know it's not debatable in my opinion like I think noob is the
most passive aggressive player I have ever seen in my life. Dude, I've played with some
Europeans who are very fucking soy, you understand me? Well, actually, that's not true. The Europeans
I play with, they're not soy. Well, some of them. Some of them. I've played with some
soys, okay? Some like, you know, I don't know if you should really be doing that kind
of thing over there, man. And I, I'm gonna be honest with you, I prefer, I understand
culturally people are different, they're raised different, they communicate different,
Listen, you can't just be passive aggressive like noob. You just can't do like everybody knows you have more on your mind and more things to say
So just like scratching some of it. Oh
You really think this is the best way to perform this act like no, you understand me. It's not that simple
It's the same shoes. Hey
Over there you
Tighten your belt you send me
It's just culture. It doesn't really matter where you're from. It's just where you're, how you're raised.
Like there are a lot of Russians who are very timid. Doesn't mean that all Russians are timid, but...
I mean, dude, this guy takes my carry.
I marked the other team because I see it's one double one.
This guy picks me anyway, says, hey, dude, looks like you got to play other role.
And then I'm like dude I don't want to be on your team and I don't want to play with this guy
So why would you fucking pick me?
And then I, I still own bottom by the way
Check it, look at that worth
I'm 5k, winner or 4k, you understand me?
Summel, I don't know what the fuck happened Summel
Like uh, Nigma and Summel, I don't know what happened
I'm not an insider anymore, I don't have the deets
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something swag
What do you mean he didn't have a choice what do you mean I'm maybe a mafia you animal what do you mean?
Dude look there's a guy in this game too one or out what does that mean?
I'm gonna change my name to one or sketcher
And it's back to Dota where?
No way he's playing Dota, he hates this fucking game, there's no way he's gonna play Dota
ever again.
I know, I know this guy doesn't hate, this guy doesn't, has zero interest to play Dota
ever again.
I think he plays like Maple somewhere or some shit dude, I don't know.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Dude, Kez is so fucking fun.
my dopamine when I play this hero like when I parry a motherfucker and I just go
and I get that dopamine from the fucking crate and I switch disciplines and so when I switch
disciplines I get 12% bonus damage on the swap and I just fucking boom it's like dude this
hero is pure dopamine. I understand why that American it's that American it's Casper
who talks like he's eating gumbagers all day like I understand why that guy is so abrasive
and annoying like the way he speaks and like communicates but I only watched like
five minutes of one of his videos. So, but I understand why. Like, if you talk as a matter
of faculty, even if you are really like high intellectual human being with the idea to convey,
like you should still be able to convey it in a way that people want to understand.
Like, you can't be like, like, if I'm like talking to a beam, right? And he's telling
me about how the Sambo, you know, ground game, Molsa mother fuckers, and I'm like,
He's just like well bro like you just gotta use your fucking strength little like I do this ten years
I do this with my strength. You don't have it. You're not good enough
But the thing is if like you convey is so you gotta put more weight on your left shoulder
And you know that makes me want to listen you understand me. It's that simple
This one dude, thanks. Welcome to the greatest community of all time
Agreed.
I think I'm going to remove the delay when I get top 100 because I'm pretty sure no one's going to snipe top 100 games, right?
He's gotta be on Malia Summo, some powder or something.
He's gonna be on Summo.
Turn up!
This guy's crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Malia Summo, some powder or something.
Hehehe.
Turn up!
This guy's crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Malia Summo, some powder or something.
Hehehe.
Turn up!
This guy's crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Malia Summo, some powder or something.
Hehehe.
What are you doing this supposing?
gotta be oh my lo expertise in the mom or something
Turn up this guy's crazy
This guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly a summa some powder or something
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly a summa some powder or something
Turn up
I just this kind gentleman 648 rank I last game my carry got stolen and I was
really sad it'd be great if another game I can play without my carry being stolen
yeah okay I guys can I just double carry I don't want to play another game I don't
want to do I don't want to play another game with some fucking animals taking my
I don't care, fuck this shit, I'm not gonna do this shit, I'm double carrying, I'm gonna report this guy, and that's it.
you gonna pick lords more or what?
relax, i'm just losing some gold, you know what's kinda sad to lose gold
You have to show to the guy who is taking your role in double carry or double mid or double off lane
You have to show to him that you mean business like you have to make this guy understand
If he marks safe lane and takes your fucking lane takes your farm
You will double carry his fucking ass
You will sit in the lane and you will fucking farm there and you don't care if your throne explodes
You will sit in your safe lane till minute 35 does not matter as long as you see him in your lane
You will be next to him and take his farm you got to put that threat in their minds because then next time
They will never take you care again. They understand that you're not a pussy boy. You don't know what I mean
It feels good to be the king
Oh
gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something turn up this guy's
crazy-fuck you gotta be a Molly or some some powder or something turn up this
guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some more some powder or something
Oh boy!
I don't fucking care. Go get the bounties boys.
Oh boy!
Streamslap, fuck yeah.
Do you think they have heart?
Yeah.
Nope.
My cat is also just feeding into five heroes as well. It's okay. This will be a quick loss
Turn up this guy's crazy pleasure with some random rank 34
Curio takes your role and feeds. It's a pleasure to play Dota with you
I hope your fucking hentai pillow is warm tonight you piece of fucking shit.
I have a stick.
I don't really want to play dude that's the thing I like I should only want to play
He's dead by the time it's time.
Hello?
Don't make no other play cast.
Not he's owning, man.
Yeah, because he's owning in the matchup you should own, but he could have just killed him.
He pressed one button.
I don't know if I have like the mental energy to want to try in a game like this again.
The thing is when you get your carry stolen like three times in one day like kinda doesn't
make you want to play like I'm honest I'm telling you guys my true feelings.
Because I just don't really feel like playing. I know this guy is an account buyer.
See his level 34 curio.
Oh, they're actually...
killed
Diaz courier has been killed
I think...
Oh, I was...
I think...
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh
I'm gonna start
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your top tower has fallen. Your middle tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
I mean, the last thing I'm gonna say about the state of this game is that I'm laning against
probably the strongest lane in Dota. I don't know if there's a stronger one than this one.
I think yeah, Largo, Largo, Jekiro might be like, I don't know, what's he strong for?
Jekiro's OP as fuck, so it's like basically they have the strongest supports, Tree and Jekiro.
They have the strongest offlaner, strongest lane.
And then I have a guy who doesn't play support.
He's trying, I'm not saying he's not trying, but he doesn't play support.
And our lane, it's hard to pull off against their lane, unless we're like, playing pretty good.
I'm not playing good either, I'm not playing good either.
But my motivation to try hard in this game is kind of low because I know this guy is not good
And most likely he's an account buyer that tried to take my role post stream snipe
So I mean I don't
Tusk is like pseudo afk right now. He's like the fake afk that he doesn't get reported on the overwatch thing
Oh, god.
You can't talk by, bro.
Yeah.
yeah it's new accounts he's sniping me you can report him he's 100% account buyer
So
This is not minus 10 this is like
This is like
15 I think, 16 or some shit, except the pressing, the losing points on this game, but we had
a good day.
The 2 lost.
I don't know what you want, but you ain't getting it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't know what you want, but you ain't getting it, no.
The sad thing about this game is that there's only one thing I'm actually sad about, okay?
I'm sad that my Klingx win streak gold comes to an end right now.
My Klingx win streak is officially coming to an end.
win streak on clinkz. Goodbye my friend, goodbye. The two games I lost today, this one and my
last one with kes was like actually legit like Ivan 3-2-2 shit. Like, my, the kes game I lost,
we were up 10k gold at minute 20 and then this guy disconnects on AA and then he just doesn't
come back for 15 minutes and then he reconnects after 15 minutes and we were actually kind of
winning and then he just afk's in the fountain like it's some Ivan shit literally
Ivan shit like it's crazy the losses I've had today
of
the
of
It doesn't work, they fixed it, it's still going to count.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
you do what is wrong with you actually he could have just flowy sounds yeah I
think so I think this game is like full I count bar lobby no job you just made
this game count no I think I don't know it's weird it's like if we all have
By the way
19 that's crazy
I still don't understand why he's going to last, I still don't understand shit.
What rank is comma?
68?
Holy crap.
This guy is climbing the ranks.
I don't know if lads to me doesn't make sense because in my opinion falcon blade is exactly what kez needs like
Literally gives him everything damage and lane mana region to spam q
And hp that he needs because he doesn't buy any hp items to lags
So basically you have exactly everything you need
I don't know why you wouldn't buy it.
And then you buy a desol because you get gold faster
because Falkably costs 1k less than fucking Vlad's.
How do I really get it?
I'm gonna make some coffee and we're gonna queue up again.
Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. Radiant's structures are fortified.
I
I
Guys I heard a great song yesterday. I'm gonna share it with you.
I'm gonna share it with you right now.
Wait, where is it?
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
and
why are you running to me i don't get it
Maybe let orange go mid, that's enough, you can swap me Kess.
Can orange go mid or something?
Okay, can you go mid then?
Well, Tide is fine, I can play with 5 Tide, it doesn't matter.
What is going on?
Every game is so grief dude, what's happening today?
Level 4 Beastmaster. Holy fucking shit.
Turn up! This guy is crazy!
Why did this guy run around? I don't understand what's wrong with this guy's fucking brain.
I hate this motherfucker dude. I know this guy. It's the Finley guy.
What's his name? Finley? Fucking...
Ah, what's his name? I don't even remember.
Finley? No, not Finley. Is it Finley? Anyway, it's some fucking weeb who just, I don't know,
has the biggest ego in the world for some reason.
It's in the bag.
It's in the bag.
It's in the bag!
The battle begins.
I mean I just wanted to talk to him because he's not, he's not some like, he used to
be a guy that's reliable in pubs he's not some like Russian brain dead zoomer guy
who just hates his life is apathetic he used to actually try hard to use mic and
want to play the game I don't know what happened
I don't know what happened to him that's all that's what I'm talking to
Turn up!
You're making fun of me.
You gotta be a model of some power or something.
First blood!
Oh! First blood!
We'll turn next time to our advantage.
I'm gonna spare taping mid or top.
I don't know, there's probably a reason all you guys are muted and stuff, you realize
that right?
I think you guys all need to chill the fuck out. Just play the game.
This co-op has no farm at all, no CS, nothing. Just try your best.
Need to help in mid though, I don't know, this is kind of insane.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking
This quap will have way less impact than you in TP, no matter what.
I think we can win.
Syro is useless this game.
Just need to help beast back into the game.
Where is my TP from my clock dude?
Oh my god this is such a good comeback.
I don't know even no matter how hard I try to tell people PMA we can still win this
This guy is buying a minus. I don't get it.
I can play bot.
You're medium time is under attack.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
Shhh.
Hehehe.
Alright, they don't want to kill me.
I mean the thing is we, I'm sure you guys have played games where the enemy can't
Is in this position
Like score 318 in a 10 and then you win the game anyway
Pretty sure we can win game just need to stop being so greedy on the map
Their heroes are actually really bad and he's buying battle theory. I feel like we have a chance, but we need to play together
or not okay I I'm okay giving up I am done shit's like babysitting a bunch of
fucking idiots
I don't know every game I played is like this dude every game I played today
that's a lie and the last four games I played are like this just fucking
Unplayable. Okay, I give up.
I'm in
I'm curious, you think you're not griefing or what, if I load into a game and I random,
I don't think my teammates are gonna wanna be motivated to try hard.
Like automatically if I just load into the lobby and I random, don't you think you have
some participation in the motivation of your teammates?
Like, you can't beat this kind of, like, naive, right?
Yeah, but so what do you want to do?
You see, so we get Clockwork, this tomato, he doesn't get to play carry this game, whatever, life goes on.
And so then you just random?
Like, I don't understand.
Like, well, how does that make sense?
I feel like you probably need to take a break, if you think this is, like, rational.
Because then there's no point of playing the game at all, because half the games you play
will be like this.
And I don't think it's fun to have half your games like this.
People know.
But they have the same problem.
They have this guy is the Queen of Pain.
He's playing Offlane Queen of Pain with boots or a skirt, he has the same problem.
He has his lane stolen by a fucking Slaughterer.
It doesn't- no, he might not be a Griefer, but if you try hard and fuck him in the lane,
he won't know what the fuck to do.
He will lose the game because he doesn't know how to play Quap Offlane in a bad position.
He's gonna tilt out, he's gonna give up fast.
Same rationale as you.
You just don't give others a chance to Grief because you Grief first.
fucking human in these lobbies. These guys all fucking grief. Everybody's a fucking griefer.
You're the king griefer because you just ruined the game from minute zero. It's like, I don't know.
You played enough games. I don't have to give you the whole story. You know these people all
grieve. Everyone grieves in this game. You're just not giving them a chance.
Especially this guy griefs, half the games. He can be like six slotted and ruin the game.
But you just ruined the game, so you won't give him a chance.
Why mention Tomato? Because he's griefing because of Tomato. He said in the beginning of the game,
if I play with Tomato we lose. He said in the beginning of the game, he said if I get Peruvian
and then he pings the motto then we're gonna lose and then he I have to last pick the motto
because it's the last pick of the game.
See?
I don't have even a chance.
You just random dude, how do you not see the problem there?
You don't even give anybody a chance to like make the game normal.
Like I'm spending so much energy talking to you, nobody will give you this amount of
energy to talk to you, because people think you're fucking insane, but I'm going through
the effort trying to talk to like an insane human being basically right now.
Whatever I say to you, you have a reaction that's like unreasonable.
That's crazy.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
your middle tower has fallen
your middle barracks are under attack
your middle barracks has fallen
I don't know, Gabe is funny
Gabe is actually funny
your middle tower is under attack
I'm not expecting it
dire structures are fortified
What's the mechanics? I thought that only happens if people mute you, like do this.
But they all reacted as if I wasn't muted. So who muted me? This guy? Maybe this guy
and VP? I don't know. Not sure. I thought that only happens when people clip the mute
button on you no I don't think I got reported I think it's that happens when
you press this like mute that happens when like four people muta guy in the
short sequence I think I don't think it's report no no I don't think it's
report because I have no I don't think these hands reported me half these guys
are my friends I'm pretty sure they didn't report me especially because I'm
just blabbing I don't I don't think it's report I think it might also be I
talked too much like if you hold the mic button too long
radio instructions are fortified your ancient is under attack no no I don't
I don't think it's report, I don't think it's report, I'm like, I can check it, I don't know what I mean.
No, no, no, no, I'm like 90% sure it's not report, I'm like 90% sure.
I am like 90% sure it's not a report.
Well anyway, I don't care.
This is just a kind of demonstrates how fucking dog shit Dota is.
Like I'm sitting there trying to talk to this idiot on my team about why he shouldn't
be like random and griefing, and then I get muted for it. So
it's fucking crazy. It's just like this guy has ruined probably
like five games of mine. And I know in the past, he's been a
human being. He just recently has changed into some fucking
like, disgusting vile creature. And I decided to go give this
guy my energy and try to understand what the fuck is he
doing. So I don't see on the side. I am gonna wait a certain
period of time before I queue again cuz I don't know I just want to play normal
games dude I just want to play Dota and I feel like half the games are just not
Dota at all
it's like daddy daycare
RTC, you spent four minutes talking to him trying to explain what he did you get out of it.
Do you think he understood what was wrong?
You want it again?
Actually, I do think so.
I think he might be defensive initially like most people are going to be when you tell
them their behavior is incorrect or that they need to change something about what
they're doing.
The most people's reaction, on average, is to be defensive.
And even though you start to process it in your brain,
you might not totally understand what the whole substance is.
And then I believe he will actually do better.
I think so.
I think this speech helped him.
I'm going to just live by that.
If I got reported and I lose whatever B8 score, it's life.
It doesn't matter.
I feel like maybe if I can help one guy change
these fucking disgusting habits and that's what it takes
What kind of question is that in the chat, dude?
I don't know what problems you can even ask this question.
This guy fucking asks me randomly, which valid visas you have right now?
wrong with you bro seriously what's wrong with you
gosh imagine like I go on this big speech about some x event and then this
guy's like yo by the way just curious uh yo what business do you have by the
way like what's wrong with this fucking chapter what's wrong with these
people oh shit
What a discouraging set of games that I just played, man.
Fuck, I actually feel so unmotivated right now.
Like it's so depressing.
Like I basically spent the last two hours, 30 minutes of the last two hours I was a psychologist
and my extension a therapist and I don't know, these last four games are just hell
on earth.
Like, this guy, I'm pretty sure this guy is an account buyer, I think.
So I had an account buyer on my team, and then I had a guy disconnect and I evened it
up, comes back 30 minutes later and goes afk, double carry, double carry and account buyer.
I don't fucking know dude, why, why?
Why every time I client MMORPG, I just get punished?
Like I have this good streak of the last couple days I feel nice steady progression where I'm like kind of winning I'm learning cares I'm having fun vibes are good like keeping the peace and then I just get this day just this fucking day.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck to do.
Like, I don't know what the fuck to do.
So fucking shit.
Seriously.
I want to get in these games dude.
Like Amar vs. fucking Malik, crits in the game, one carry player, I'm radiant, one carry
player and I die.
Like how do I get in these games?
How?
How do I get in them?
I want to be in these games dude.
I don't want to play the ghouls anymore, I'm done!
I outgrew the ghouls.
I don't wanna play with these fucking apes. Get them the fuck off me, you know what I mean?
KingTekka says your SNF is crap. Bro, KingTekka can suck my left ball, my fucking son. Shut your mouth!
you
Hey
I'm gonna gooooooo under!
Yo, Remzies, what active visas do you have right now?
Come fly by Toronto my friend we will get some good Omakaze.
bring iceberg, bring Vtuna, we go get the omakase and the Russian gambling casinos can
pay for it.
How about that?
Which one is that?
What are the Bed Boom?
What other ones are there?
And then there's the bed room.
One other one's right there.
shh
I might do the Gamble Sponsor guys, I might do it. I might actually do it. I actually like, I feel like
promoting gambling at this point is just part of the process of becoming a degenerate Dota player, no?
No, what do you think? That should not do it? No.
Fucking board is fucked. I actually think it might make the stream fun like
Unironically imagine like I play nine hours of Dota and then I got like a two-hour sponsored segment of like a gamble
And then like it's just good vibes. No
What did I be good vibes?
Ramsys, you wanted the gamma sponsor with me dude?
sketcher lobby oh fucking hallelujah dude
I
Roll why do
Why the fuck did you pick me you fucking piece of shit woke up bitch
You
Double carry? Good, good, good, good, good. Looks like both teams have double carry, guys.
This is the state of Dota in 2026. The highest echelon of Rank Matchmaking!
Let's go! Let's get motivated! Let's go! Are you an up and coming player? You want
to go pro in Dota 2? Hell yeah! Doesn't matter what you do. Rank 1, Rank 10, Rank
100, you can win 60Is. These fucking imbeciles will double carry till the end of time.
I'm going to get some cash, bro.
I'm going to get some cash, bro.
I'm going to get some cash, bro.
This is it!
Partizan, are you balanced?
Okay, where are we going, boys?
30 seconds to battle making mistakes is the path to wisdom
holy shit this walk here is casually warded
I'm talking to you, Warden.
I bind you.
Oh Philippines!
Oh Philippines!
Oh Philippines!
I don't understand how these games are nice, what the fuck is that?
Oh
Oh
All those guys does not use mana. What's that?
I'm gonna go off now.
You're dead.
Yo, your micro...
Yo, shut the fuck up, you ape!
You're dead.
I'll take the bot lane
I'll revive the bot lane
Ok
Ah, you're dead
I'll take the bot lane
We can take this level 3, bro.
Hello.
What's up?
This is an all-mute game.
This is actually an all-mute game.
So actually there's no way I'm fucking listening about this team.
Guys don't take my xp please
I do it, just place the ward in front of vision
I'm going to get attacked!
Other horses.
Radiant structure.
Fortified.
Dias cook.
I'm going to make a bluebird tellin' through.
He's six.
Oh, he's apes there.
Ready to be bottomed guys, so pressure here, big wave, and it's time for the ghost, ghost.
I can go TP, can you go setup shaman?
Can you take XP someone man? I wanna fight Bob. I wanna fight him.
He has no ulti.
He hasn't.
Are you scared of me or what?
You said you had no ulti!
No, you said he used it!
No, you didn't dude. You said he used it.
Why didn't you correct me? Why didn't you correct me?
Why didn't you correct me then when I said he doesn't have ulti?
Nothing, nothing man.
We can kill him even with shield if Shaman can. He'll feel strong but we can kill him.
He's going top.
Storm.
No man.
Think our support is going wrong shit.
Yes.
Yeah, we shouldn't be letting Beast farm or we should be attacking bot.
We need to pick one lane, so I can come.
I don't know, I feel like this guy is just taking my XP and accomplishing it.
Can you buy smoke Phoenix?
And buy smoke to smoke?
I'm tipping top.
Tipping top.
What are you doing?
Tipping top.
Run. Run top.
the
It's fine, we can stack some 3-1-1s.
Oh my god, just slow this guy.
If I knew he was going to be this bad, I would have just fucking instant-done.
I think we're all reacting boys, we need to go back.
I guess ignore bottom guys, don't care about this.
I can kill him.
I'm getting a side stone on my phoenix issues.
I can't believe this shit works.
You just run across the map and you just kill people.
Why does he keep happening?
I think he did.
I want to go rune.
I can silence him.
Can you see playing to B-Sling guys? You have to block his lane. I mean, it comes.
What do we have here?
I'm on this ITM
I don't think you should do this
Just farm the camps and block it
Dude, chill out! Play your fucking lane!
I'm not playing my lane, I'm just farming creeps
You're coaching as well? You have any other part to undress?
Why would you block the camps? Stop listening to this fucking idiot! I'm farming here!
This one's gonna hurt.
Nice prior attack.
Oh, you messed up now.
This guy's fucked.
We smoked, but I have haste, we can fight, let's go.
I trust you Phoenix, okay?
I trust you, I trust you, I'm gonna run in.
You're middle tower is under attack.
Can we turn back?
Yes.
Yes or not?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Poniel.
The Viper and the Budim...
Wait for Rust Alti.
Okay, for Roshan.
Let's play on top lane, okay? Let's play here.
I'm actually very strong. Let's play here.
I'm actually very strong. Let's play here.
I'm actually very strong. Let's play here.
I'm actually very strong. Let's do something.
I feel like in line right now I just running in like eight and I'm telling all
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Any commentary Largo for such an action or no?
No.
Just wait for my axe.
base fireman is there, i think i can
okay
can we go rush guys?
I'm going to get some vision on mid.
We don't have TP and shaman.
We don't need to do this yet.
No static storm, no more taunty, seems like a good fight guys.
Diesel, left side.
You need to wave.
Brags.
We can go rush now, they don't have spell.
I don't know what the fuck, why can't we just rush, why can't we just rush, why does
that keep running in it beating?
Well, they're probably running and you're not sure they died on the middle of the
hill, you know?
Yeah, bikes now.
I don't want to go first, I can die in this game.
I need some fucking actual back pain to set the charm on
Can you come to the phoenix? Get smoked?
They're here, they're here
They're here again
I always gotta die
No one wants to be a gogo
No roar
No one wants to jump. Why is it always B?
Bro, are you seriously? I can coach you on how to throw one projectile to stun a f***ing hero.
Go rush. I'm in go-tomb.
Yeah, I get a circle for you.
We're down.
I said what are you talking about, why are you talking about me, you are a good guy
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible
It's possible
It's possible
I'm talking, you idiot, that Phoenix said that I can't talk
I would love not to go first again, I repeat I would love it.
What do we have here?
Um, I don't know.
Team Donor rush road, you can do it.
You're smarling, Bretton.
Can we just do this? It's free, Bretton, or what?
We can, we can.
I mean, we just go now.
We are going to take the Roshan, where are you?
Dish, Dish, Dish.
My son, blyat, what?
Can I take a sketch, please?
No.
Understandable, have a good day, my friend.
Can I have some farm, sir?
Take everything here, guys?
Why is the Clint's not pushing bot?
Okay, let me farm, let me farm, let me farm, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
Your fucking helicopter headset, put it down for one second, please.
I
Okay, someone was me your English speaker native speaker Russian
Some are where you from Philippine follow me follow me follow me follow me
Puzzle a legibana Phoenix
I think they're setting up here for us to run in by the way.
We don't have lago.
Maybe we can get a small gate and open this.
Nah, I'm just dipping.
There goes something just...
I mean, we should just kill this tower. I don't know what the fuck's going on in this lobby.
Can we just kill this tower with fucking wards and clings hitting it with Aegis? Please?
Out of the stairs though, I have my backpack in there.
Good job guys. Now they are showing B-stop, we can push here, push to Shushleek and...
Glad you're here, Larco. Welcome.
No ulti on Marta, by the way.
Welcome to the game, Larco. Really done. Well done there.
I forgot I had axe in this fight, by the way.
Actually, I'm actually in line this game, I'm actually in line, I'm like just running
around, just tanking every spell.
The instructions are fortified.
This is my team and not Draba's.
Let's push outpost, please.
I'll help you, take a look.
How do we stop? No problem, bro.
Stop those, you're a coward or something.
33 plus 34.
Artis, you know meme 6-7.
Yeah, yeah, I'm Tiktok, I know what you're talking about.
No, it's not that. It's this boomer, boomer, short YouTube or Instagram.
Very split returns.
I wanna kill Beast, guys. He has no BKV right now.
You're gonna farm up there right now.
Where is my fucking team?
You're down!
Why are you fucking sitting high ground, dude?
Cause I can!
Okay, get the fuck out of here, don't distract me.
You're the one asking about 6-7, bro. Then you go hit high ground.
Trotter.
Acrenail or what the fuck are you saying to me?
I told Shaman to come and press FX.
and you go and fight without me, you're not gonna look like that
I'm in line by thought, what are you talking about?
Okay
They use every spell, this is insane, they cannot fight Lord of the Skristen
I give you a scary buyback, but you die on me
I mean, too much deers.
Never stop and never change.
They's alive.
Give me a second.
You'll meet the town who is under attack.
But I won't be.
I don't want scheme slas, dude.
I actually am tilted as fuck right now.
I need the XP. I need XP.
Oh, wait, hold on a sec.
Can you guys just play together and we win this game or not, do you think?
Largo and Kling save me a wee equals win
No I double scan
67 scan
I think you're going out
Oh, you can look you can look
Grace static will fight for Largoys. They can kill him if he does murder to it. I'll make him more trust me
Don't worry about the sword. It's more than us
I don't know if I pressed 1 that would've lived I think.
I got B.
Thank you so much for that shot.
I don't know why I hear this
I'm not ready anymore, everything is dead
he's developed
he's dead
It's good to joke about Dota 2 or joke about Dota 2
Yeah
My chat is getting worse with Clown now
Let's go
God damn it, I need to kill
Dupam, endgame
I'll go in boys, don't worry about it I'll go in boys, don't worry about it
Nothing happened. They didn't take the bait.
Go rush.
Let's see some...
Hit the break on sides.
Can go.
How many? 67 or something?
I know you want
Any helpers are you guys gonna die
He piked him, no mana storm guys. I want you to do something. I want it. Maybe you
You can pike in on Klinkz and if I kill them all or not.
Schedule, yeah, question for you, for sure.
Put your Muti Grash by yourself on 5v1 here, but like a bitch, but here you have four
allies and you're dying with a loot.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Hope it's okay.
I'll beast up soon, guys, be careful.
We have ulti again, it's a bad idea.
I don't know why Skecher doesn't pike in when he has four of his teammates
and he doesn't do it to kill Storm, but here he pikes in 5v1.
Like, is he fucking stupid or something?
I died one time on the FK
I'll go ruin guys, into your group
They're here, most likely
I need level 20, kinda
You need shaman
Don't hear I guess
I'm pushing top.
They know.
Look here.
Use it to start on Shaman.
Don't worry, the king has gonna make all the space for you motherfuckers.
Yeah, and he would have fucking...
Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.
Can you take out those first?
Yeah, vision, by the way. The siege following me.
and go
Yes
Tish-Tish, two times the sidebar time, win Baru
Thanks one time, Klink's going first, thanks so much.
This is a gaming sponsor, me versus ganks in real life, wow, I want this.
Wow, you guys don't need me, very nice.
I don't know what is Largo doing this game where are you bro you don't end playing guitar
I
Another solo game, good job guys.
Gotta need to focus up, no more calling around, we gotta actually get some wins here.
why is yasha kaya better on kez and s and y, kaya boosts your damage from your bleed
your katana bleed, and with the talent at level 20, the 4% talent, you actually do
like 2,000 damage in like one second if you pull the E out the bleed easy to me
you literally kill someone instantly the damage is insane and also the
animation speed with your your blade that when you let your blade go and you
do it's like really fast basically it's the highest DPS item on
It's like, by far the highest DPS you can buy.
It's like, I think that's okay, Yasha and Daedalus is like, you will do 5k damage in
one second to a 20 armor hero.
Like you will literally do 5k damage in one second.
Push hard.
I don't know if I want to play in the same pool again, I'll be honest, it was a great
old time with the lads, but like, I'm going to be here with you.
I don't really want to play with them again, so.
Actually, I was just kidding, yeah, Mikkei is right.
It was, I think actually, the Daedalus is more damage.
You should buy Daedalus, third item.
Mikkei is always fucking here, dude.
He's always here just lurking, dude.
Like he's just lurking, dude, in the shadows.
He's just there, always.
Can I get the Grandmaster kids in two months you think?
Like can I do it?
Who are we fighting?
Those guys?
I saw there's a paragraph that Lewis wrote to me, but I'm not gonna sit here and read
it right now.
I'm too lazy.
Meepo, do you want meepo? You hungry, Po?
Do you want some food?
Okay, hold on, I gotta feed my dog, I think.
It's a Po-Po! Hi, Po!
you
you
can you get a drug game bro you think this is like you think I'm gonna play
one of the worst carries for free? Or what do you mean? Why play Jug when you can play
because
I should have won all my Kes games by the way
Bro, you've been climbing our tour
Yes
I can go offline this, I can go off
You can go mid-shot
You're almost caught up to me, Doug.
You've been climbing, King.
What do you want, Kiyoshi?
No, no, no.
Can I get you a cure of my lane, dude?
Go pick some of the else.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
King, just play some five.
I get you a cure of my lane.
It's all good.
No, no.
I don't know guys, one guy is asking for
Why do I get a nix in my lane?
Like what is wrong with these people?
Why do I get nix in my lane dude?
Are they like, dude do you understand I have a nix in my lane?
Is it clear to you guys that I have a fucking nix in my lane dude?
Hey, my name is Freak.
They said I come across you and ticked.
What the fuck are you saying to me bro, you want to get banned or what?
Yo, how many active visas do you have right now?
Please bro, let's play Kazakhstan top lane, sure, sure, INN guild Kazakhstan, how to lose?
I'm not in the middle of a guild.
Okay, Kartoska, what are you gonna do on lane?
Hello, Kartoska tell me what you're gonna do on lane, are you gonna pull wave or what?
I
Stop I start top
You can maybe just block from tier three and we get the top bounties. Okay, that'd be a good idea
Walk around
I
Have to do you can buy Vladimir for me? I will kill them. No, I'm not buying blood some cockshit
What else do I buy I don't get it I have to buy this one
What other item can I buy I don't get it
Vladimir eggs or what that's looks like shit
Vladimir, I'm going to kill you
and you just press PILES
Okay
I didn't know you were a cock-artor
The Great King, you made me miss my fucking block
I was doing a perfect fucking block
Bro, don't get distracted streamer
Nice
Show up to the lane, get nuked.
Alright, come that way, brother.
What the hell is he doing?
Okay, there are very low resources, we can fuck them, but you need to not die right now, we can kill the secret when we come back.
Oh this fucking useless ass nicks dude, no mana on him, just attack him, let's go.
Yo, can you take the Lotus, we're going to dive, okay, we're diving, no mana, no mana
and wish structure as well.
I can load a C
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
I drop south, wait, I drop south.
why is he so fucking tanky? is this he or what?
is this thing?
You don't matter for stuns, Supka.
Oh my god, dude, these guys on SUPS, this fucking idiot Nix, he has this game handed to him
with a fucking platter and he can't even play the game!
nice guys appreciate it so much
I'm taking wisdom by the way or I'm gonna speak to you
This nix doesn't deserve any xp from this gameplay
I'm just gonna century and see what happens what
I need more heroes for this ancient stack guys.
He's coming on site, he's coming, he's coming.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Boss, Siky, which I've heard bottom stop.
I have a buggers
I have a buggers
I have a buggers
I don't want to hit.
I think we'll structure mid or something
They're both bottom, both subs bottom
It'd be nice if we could pressure so they can leave
I will have to double gate it's on my way
Say I can clear the contact on top run
I think gate spots here
I need to get back to the bottom
It's not the best for my game
I don't need to do it then, I'm just...
I will have my data, I can't
Just help me take a tower, I don't care
Push mid guys
I don't know why we left this guy far on site, I don't know, ck.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Malia, some powder or something.
Artor you are lower rank than Alien mana banana
They're always starting before I get there Artor
I mean he went on me
He's playing like a fucking idiot honestly, I don't know how he doesn't die
It's actually like cycle fucking shit the way he's playing Godot
that was smoke
I don't know if I'm out of ints
oh, TP's out of here
Thanking TP bot. No mana on him to come mid at all.
Dude, I don't know, this guy, Yatoro, he plays like he has fucking god on his side or some
shit because I don't understand if my nixx is like remotely and has an active grain,
like he's dead like 20 times it's actually fucking insane like I don't even understand it
I think stop gonna bring more hero to the bottom this
I need finish and then I'm ready
Run like this and I'm gonna get it
I'm ready, I don't have tip
I need my viz, guys
I'm not yet.
Your top tower is under a hatch.
I'm not gonna drop TP, bling, guys.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Malia, some of us, in powder or something.
or something RTZ craze turn up this guy is crazy fucking gotta be on Molly of
summer some powder something
hey let's play top fuck let's open one fucking tower together now let's just
keep dying of need for another two one let's do it
Sorry guys, I was on call for a minute.
I'm running it down top, guys. I want heroes to come, or it's looking bad.
But we're trying.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Oh, good king. I got you, man.
real CK is coming guys he's coming to sugar shop, cool cool
there's uh, an interesting game play, open block please
You just kill his carrier and he comes to feed
Listen king, I'm gonna have to stop you right there
Wait does it remind you of yourself or what?
Why are you-
No, cause dude
Nothing, it's fine, it's all good
What's he doing then?
I'm gaging
I can sound
I'm gaging
I need to fight for my ulti, to keep...
I think there's an award here.
He has Orc, by the way.
Here.
Puck.
I don't know if I have mana there, we actually win the fight I think.
I don't fucking have mana, it used to just bad or we don't have our canes, right?
We have our canes.
Can I connect on top, then?
Black room.
Play out of vision, push the wave.
Oh, I'm here.
I should have rolled, shi- I don't know what to say to anything.
We got one more kill we can rush
Your boss in the tunnel is under attack
Want to stop?
I'll score, he has blink signal, I can bait
I rush as well, Rush
Crazy
I am not feeling my carries impact this game dude. I am not feeling what's his impact like let's be honest
I don't know. I'm fucking 277. I'm in 9 out of 13. He's 111 dude
But where the fuck is he dude is the AFK is he playing world of warcraft? I've been epic three fucking times
Hey, I know up you guys can take map
I saw what
I'm not going to rush in.
They're camping here.
Yeah, I swear it's not there.
My good sirs, do we want to play Dota today?
They are not Russian.
Take our vision.
Yes, let me go ahead and take it, just casual.
So I'm perfect Lord guys. Let's look at this.
Please keep it guys, please. I would love it.
I'll solo some after.
And then here comes the boost KD. Watson comes and the boost is KD.
All good though, because I'm a team player, you understand?
Oh, come on.
There's pop.
Got a trigger here.
Your top tower is under attack.
Weech.
Where'd he go?
Nice.
Turn up!
this guy is crazy
oh it's still nothing
i have too many hero sidequests in guys
rush is low
you're my bad king
they're keeping husker we need to wait
puk can you come
i'm not doing this rush
we can fight
this is my ult
you guys are already fucked up
okay king my bad
give me vision, give me vision, please give me vision
Where's Puck? I swear to god dude these people are on a mission to interrupt by climb to rank 1 dude.
How does he have the audacity to write essence? Dude how about you just give me
no bkb guys let's go fight them top guys
show go on something
I
Gives buying good
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I have the glimmer in, it needs to come into work.
I cannot do that.
Okay, happy use.
Might run toward.
Okay, so we're bottom next, and we're just gates, and towards bot side.
Can we fight?
right now in 20 minutes they have no happy this is insane they don't have
happy can we fight I know your cost item but they have no this 4.2k gold
This game is so boring.
This puck is just farming, T is just farming, like, nobody actually cares, people just are
fucking showing it really.
So boring.
This guy has like the worst build on Husker, he has no SNY treads.
Another BKB used for what?
I'm sure nothing's gonna happen.
It's good.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Right thing is red.
Cheap, it's completed.
I'm just going to hold on, and it's under attack.
What is the rush?
It's on troops, play for it for top.
I'm busy.
The front of them is coming towards us.
Stop for it for me.
Hold on a second
That might be smoke
Ever get here guys?
We don't have CTP, we're gonna be 5
We're gonna be 5, we're gonna fight
Just come on, get out
I'm not yet...
It's not time yet!
First one minute.
I'm playing a game.
I'm not sure how we do this.
I'm frying my eggs and I'm hoping for the best.
I don't know. I honestly would die by it.
If you ask me if I'm being honest or not, and now it's like truth or lie equals death,
I feel like Watson completely ruined this game.
I actually don't know what the fuck he did this game.
He has the most free game ever. I don't know what he did this game.
Dude, this witch doctor and Barra aside bought him for 6 minutes.
He's playing Sankey in World of Warcraft.
I don't know. Shit's fucking annoying.
I'm going to heal and then I'll look at them, and how they throw a smoke.
I love this game of thrones, let's go boys.
I gotta charge somewhere here, the fuck?
Oh, there's something?
Okay.
I saw me talk, by the way.
I'm running though
just take care
nope
not sure
hey there, what the fuck, you can't parry death ward?
what?
you can't parry death ward?
dude, wish trucks were so good against kez then
What? You can't bury death ward? What is this shit?
I didn't know this. I didn't know this. I'm a noob. I'm a noob at Casca's.
Let's go!
Let's go!
It's facing out.
It's in his mouth.
yet
Radiance structures are fortified
why can't he just be here why can't he just be here why does he gotta do this
Okay guys, the seventh epi on me this game, do you think we will fight one time?
Okay, we're back on map.
T-Ward, go, T-Ward, fuck, go.
Go smoke on this wall.
T-Ward, T-Ward, hello!
Okay, whatever.
Okay, whatever.
I don't even, dude, you're telling me like I'm not using my spells in Aga?
Brother, I have not even been in one teamfight where I can get more than one spell off before I'm dead.
You understand me?
I can't even press two buttons at the same time because I die before I can press one.
So why are you telling me I don't use aga?
I literally get bloodthorn and stunned and I die.
I can't- I can't- I CANNOT PURSEEY BOTTERD YOU!
It's all good though now, it's fine. You probably just won't see it, you know? It's fine.
I have no idea what's happening.
Any versions tanking?
Your middle tower is under attack!
Your middle tower is under attack!
Your middle tower is under attack!
We'll ride the horse!
and this game
just end this fucking game please
just end the killer fucking throne
killer fucking throne
killer fucking throne just kill it
You know you're expecting something from this.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your ancient is under attack.
Will this.
Your ancient reign is.
I don't want to put any spores.
Cool.
you
Looks like good games. Okay, go ahead and join them my friend. Oh wait you can't cuz
your dog shit. Oh my bad, that was unnecessary. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was just
not cool of me to say that to you. It was just not cool of me to say that to you, my friend.
Dude, you know the thing is I did more damage than TA this game. I have fucking 13 deaths,
dude. I'm literally chain feeding and I have more damage than TA. Do you understand?
Do you understand? I literally am just running and fucking feeding and I have more
damage. I was dead half the fucking game. Time elapsed 35 minutes, time dead 13 minutes.
You understand me? So that's simple. So tell me, who do you really blame at the end of
the day? The Kess who's trying it all, being the best player in the lobby? Or the higher
That's the auction.
Okay, I get to play carry this game, holy shit, thank fucking god.
Your turn to sit down to pick.
And your turn to pick.
Your turn to pick.
Any Largo banners?
The banner in the main cat.
Is cat is getting this Largo?
I don't think Kaz is a good against Wargo, but I know for sure Kaz is not good against
I don't think this is a terrible cast game, so if I was to pick cast in this game, it's a free loss, so I don't think it's a good idea.
I'll drag them to here myself if I must.
I
Know more games
I think I just played top bounties.
I mean some more.
30 seconds to battle.
Just popped here.
You want to put something on the back?
Popped here.
Yeah, I'm saying you can have another one and we can play the front.
I don't know where they are actually.
There they are, there they are, three top.
I'll fire spirit just deny.
I
No, this will be up.
I'll stop the next wave, our spirits will be up.
Oh, it's S1, what the heck?
I'll just go for Stark, as you can get, maybe.
As they're in mid.
He doesn't have Persian right now.
He doesn't have Persian right now.
I'm trying to pop it up and talking, good work.
I think we play away from that guest, this viper is too strong.
I got a level 3 bore
Can't fuck with them
Kill him, stupid, like, right?
Kill him in the middle of the time
Just to support mid or not, I just try to ping bot
We're going on mid
That's a lot of PPL talk
S.D.T.P.
S.D.T.P.
The strutel.
You're fine, still.
I don't have bore. I don't have anything.
Do you have any stacks?
I'm very sure we find them.
No, no, I mean I would go if I have a bore, but I have nothing.
Maybe it's my bad for not having board from Boots of Sars.
I'm killing them.
There's no boots.
I wanna come in this race to beat the fuck up.
I could send the board to him.
They fucking locked it up guys
If I put the keys, can we go play talk?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take that.
This time.
I should just gate and take three pots
Yeah, I think we need to take pot. There's three pots right now.
Can't take pot.
Tell me the level 4 and the level 5 winner though.
Yeah, we can go. We just need to leave some heroes.
Not care for a shaker.
Try to pick a paging.
I can keep it up when I can.
I'm gonna keep it up then.
I'm going to go to the other side.
I don't need to do this.
I'm gonna look at the tower first I'm gonna kill it with Worse
No need to keep speeding for exp
you're sick
the enemy's top tower has fallen
there's a lot of enemies here
there's a lot of enemies here
what have they got here? i can't say
I'm always watching
I don't know, I'll just fuck this up human serenity.
WHOA KING LANGUAGE!
He refused this, this is the 5th century, in like 2 minutes.
I'll play there with some Fyper TP maybe.
I'm gonna farm K.
farm king
after me and myrta i can smoke us to this stuff
I'm not sure how this is, it just depends if we see anything.
What's this here? You're gonna run and test you guys.
I worried it then.
We'll just go for Phoenix.
Let's take a wisdom and chill.
Should I just stack a little bit more of this?
I'm just from this. Can you guys farm a little bit?
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Vibrant TP, Vibrant TP, Vibrant TP.
Yeah.
We play top right now, it's like 4 or 5, get control so you can rush.
Oh, I'm on a shark. I'm on real fast.
They're on you, Scottie.
Kinda crazy, kinda crazy. Kinda fucking crazy, guys. Kinda fucking crazy.
How is a level 9 logo having the confidence to run into this area by himself?
himself we have a like dude this is insane we have a level 11 phoenix a level 12
timber level 11 beast how is this guy doing this shit brother his dick might
be looking big when you look with a 10x magnifying glass but listen it's
small as hell I'm gonna go check room you should kill them on their leave
Can we kill him now?
Alright, can we look?
Yeah, if not, see you in the next game.
I just don't have a roar.
Okay, just...
Not one, maybe?
Fuck.
We can chase.
Maybe just rush and not chase?
Oh yeah.
Oh the rush.
the rush
We're not that strong, don't have spells if we get caught, don't hit tower.
Where's Voss? Where'd that go?
I haven't heard a sound
I mean, he's smart
If he kills guy, I already...
Yeah, go go
It is no ult, you can't chase him, right?
Who is it?
Good boy, cats!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't do too deep, there's a joint up there.
I'll farm like this and then we can go to the tower I think.
I don't think we need to pick big.
Okay, I'm sure we can get those.
They're set at bottom.
I'm deep in top, can we chase this game?
I think we can look at this on our core.
if
the fact that
I got speed boys, every man for themselves, just let them up.
This cat is reminding me of cats from last game.
Bro what?
Dude, last game I was on there, I just had limited resources.
Like my fucking Watson is literally one kill, one assist, mid-21.
Bro, don't flame high rank players.
Why not?
I'm streaming.
I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Oh, that's true.
True, true, true.
So guys Ken's chasing oh
He's got chasing god no one wants to help
That's what I always say to my stream as well whether
Say I like I say that ten times a day to my stream
of
I'm getting invaded for fake gg.
Let's go in my fucking pigeon army.
Let's go fight.
Yeah, lag is 0 damage.
Can we turn active?
I can't get there, so...
Let's control this jungle.
Look at him.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy.
He's got to be on Malia or something or some powder or something.
I don't think I can still fight, please.
Oh the fuck am I dead right now, dude?
the
eyes of all of these course will of course of all
of all
Nice nice.
Nothing.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
King, I have this feeling we're gonna lose this game.
I mean, looking at the way we're playing it, it's looking like it.
Who do you see going beyond right now? I'm going to have to make a brilliant shot.
So...
We'll make a variation on what?
Like, if the game ends right now and our throne is exploding, this fall would be...
I mean, it's for sure someone's fault.
It's mine.
It's actually not a reinstall.
What can you do?
That's what happened.
Sunshaker I think they are more than me
You don't need to be able to press the button faster or what?
You can like strafe to the left, you have like 9 ping, you can like move to the left past your room
Oh no, I am on 5 loss, I bet
Alright guys, let's play with some
one kill we can go hot
Just the mines are pinging
Yeah, it's not happening
I think he'll be back
Hope them would go
I didn't think we're pushing this
I wanna go farm BKB
Let's try the slurps
I need to wait one minute for my career
then we can go
good dive base
what the fuck is he doing there?
I'm going backline if I seized it.
It's like I'm Crater King, don't worry about it, it's all calculated.
Why BKB this guy in the chat asks when you guys flee me look it's 66 we have magic resistance
Do you understand or what?
Maybe you guys can smoke, I can show you.
That's fine, there's something to smoke for. Just wait for a bit.
It's okay, sorry.
Just hit some creeps, life is good.
The enemy is caught in time.
I think they're there, go.
I'm fucking sick with it.
Damn, what a sick line dude.
I'll do 4 and then we can chill.
I'm gonna work as the legacy jump as D
As they're swamped air smoke they have ours
I can start talking
Can I beacons? Can I beacons?
I can follow, I'm ready
I'm sorry
I'm gonna go, we win
I need 6 seconds
I did about the big big big big
This shard is fucking insane
What the fuck?
Alright, great work team
Did you guys see that? The fucking...
These hawks dude?
Holy fucking base dude
These guys were like
Did you kill it?
And then I fucking triple killed
You understand me?
Jesus dude
Holy fucking shabang, you know what I'm talking about?
Dude, I'm buying this char more often. What the fuck is this shit? She was crazy.
Alright, Roshan, refresh your fees, it's looking good.
Okay, he says all their ideas.
Stop, stop that.
I don't know what to say.
The enemy is hot.
Alright, get an archer.
Chill out, chill out. It's all part of the fucking package.
Part of the plan to get the motic first?
Get back, get back, get back.
You do, Miki?
What did you say?
This is so base, honestly.
These pigeons!
This is so fucking base, dude.
Dude, these pigeons?
Holy fuck.
This fucking pigeon dude!
It's close to them.
This shard is so busted man what the fuck dude this hog does like
250 damage and then it goes like two of them and then they just
They're just like fucking shitting on them dude. I think you're supposed to get the talent though the left one not the 30 damage
That was sick. I actually did. I've been under rating this shit way too far way too much. I'm actually impressed
You've made some big moves this game, it's honestly awesome how one guy can be so handsome
and also have so much game sense, thanks.
You're welcome dude.
I'm sorry, the opposite. Thank you, sir. Thank you
You know it just comes naturally to me, you know, I don't really think about it. I just do it, you know
turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's got to be a Molly of some of some powder or
something hey at RDC can you play Largo
turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's got to be a Molly of some of some powder or
or something turn up this guy is crazy
fucking gotta be on Molly or some some
powder or something thanks for streams
makes the days go by quicker
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do to make sure I'm not going to get
DIA team pick.
Radiance team pick.
Radiance DIA team pick.
Your turn to pick.
And your's time to pick.
And your's time to pick.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
you
you
Let's go bust up an agent.
This was in the bag as a dead man was born.
prepare for battle
i don't like our chances
i'm getting too old
boys we gotta lock in for this game you gotta understand it
you have to understand this is a plus 40 game like i need everyone in the chat to just be quiet
put on a post again
this is a plus 40 fucking game you gotta understand it
I might go battle for this game because I think my team sucks ass and that's actually
when you buy battle for you.
If you have battle for you, you have no faith in your team.
I can break tree right?
come on
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly of some of some powder or something
It's fine if you hold this for a bit no mana.
This gate was really bad.
I don't know why.
I told him I don't think he should gate.
So fucking bad to gate.
Why didn't I say yes?
Here we go.
Why that's a great now is it? I don't need to
why didn't he fucking take wisdom dude
You're getting tired of me, son of a bitch.
Recall all the kids they know with you.
I cannot connect.
No.
You're not ready.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
I have ulti there, I think I'm fighting probably.
I could have cancelled it, that's how the spot works.
He smoked the fuck.
This guy is so annoying, like...
You have TP's? They're gonna try to pop me, cause I don't have ulti.
You can kill him, startle him, if he goes in there.
Yeah, I see us.
I'm fine, I'm fine, don't worry.
Why you fucking last hit the kill, dude? I went through so much effort, brother.
The fuck! The stupid camp!
I'm gonna push.
Stop Largo.
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push.
I'm gonna push.
Stop Largo.
I don't think they have damage, level 5 gyro, even if DK blinks in, I think we're stronger.
Save me from Pog
I...
What?
What?
What happened? I thought...
I don't know what the fuck I don't know I didn't press that dude my my fingers fat
dude I didn't press D I didn't press D I swear I swear I didn't press it if I
He's alone
I didn't press it I swear I did impress it guys I swear we need to fucking check we need to check this moment
Yeah, dude, we need to check this whole I didn't press it. I didn't press
The middle tower is under attack.
I'm getting attacked, can't you see it?
I'm getting attacked, can't you see it?
Right to us, you're getting attacked!
Hold your horses.
I need to lock in. I'm playing so fucking bad right now. Listen, I told you to stop typing the fucking chat. I told you. Stop fucking typing about it. Stop fucking typing about it. I don't want to hear it anymore. I know you're gonna say, oh, okay, dude, you have a fucking NFC, Mr. Hammer, NFC, Mr. Hammer. Listen, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. If you're gonna type it, you're fucking bad.
guys let's go play 5 heroes top let's go get the Roshan let's fucking go
I can see them, they have mana boosts, mana me.
Yeah, I take it, I go hit rush.
I'll break sd you just go use
Okay.
It's really bad
Maybe we can fight
top
Fuck if you did
Fucking silence him
Under horses.
Under horses.
Come on in!
I am struck in the heart of all of you.
Your nibble tower is under attack.
I am not attacking you.
I will not let you just fall into the tower.
I will not let you just fall into the tower.
I will not let you just fall into the tower.
I have fun
You
Your middle tower is under attack.
Visibility!
Your middle tower has fallen.
Oh, they better look out now.
Ooh, they better look out now!
It's a miracle.
Hold on a sec.
I
of
of
of
of
of
Get out of the way!
Get to it!
The right pool!
I capped the sweater, but they probably have vision, they were here smoke previously.
I'm not sure.
Maybe they do that, I don't know.
Just wait.
Can kill tower.
low mana, no TP on Pock, maybe? Hey guys, can we set up on him on axe? He won't come,
They're not gonna fight this.
I'll show on the top of the thingy.
That's what I was saying.
I
Give me a second
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Your bottom tower is at the tower.
Your bottom tower is at the bottom.
I think I'll go high, yes.
Oh, we don't have way to be there.
Okay, never mind.
Never mind.
Fuck it.
Go, Roche, Torm, shit.
I'm gonna be...
Where should we go then?
Slaughtering
Slaughtering a solo storm, maybe?
Just...
Slaughtering?
The castrige on the ship is so ass.
What?
You can probably go high, I don't think you can.
I
The enemies top barracks has fallen.
The enemies top barracks has fallen.
That's what I did!
I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
What is that fucking idiot in chat?
He keeps spamming me to use my axe to farm. What is he fucking talking about?
I don't understand. What the fuck can you do?
How do you farm faster with axe? Makes no fucking sense.
Well, you press your two fucking cues. For what reason would you do this?
Seems so pointless. I want to ban that guy. I want to find him and fucking ban him again.
I remember I looked at his chat log and he seemed like an okay trader, but Jesus Christ, he spammed the same fucking
WHY DOES HE USE AXE TO FARM 27,000 times? Like, I don't understand. Like...
What does he mean by that?
I throw my little fucking cock claw people or what?
There we go.
Okay everyone, you want a mana?
This is crazy, do 300%?
that's no for me no that's no for me no
No, that's not for me dude!
Holy crap, that's not for me dude!
Silver tier cast? That's right!
That was a clean 40 pointer, god damn.
I'm sorry about your rank bro, looks fucking grim, jesus.
turn to pick
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some some powder or something you play Largo
I'm not giving rank 500 last pick, I don't care.
You can give me Slark, if you wanna.
I've never played Largo, I think I'm gonna lose if I could play it.
I'll play Slark, do a good suggestion, I think.
I will destroy them if you give me Slark.
Do you want my first game of Largo?
I can do this.
I have second game in Largo.
I saw your first game bro, it was a good practice.
Practice was this time.
I
Talk expert you tell me you stealing this shit against B. B
I'm probably following the spell
He has boots on the barrel, the fuck is this shit.
has not nothing on his hero isn't that really bad
of
the
death
of
I was doing.
Come on there right side.
Shaman bottom re-watering.
go try, right at the end of the level
I would take a straw.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm dead.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
like it's unfucking believable
I'm not bad, I did not
he just did not joke
what is this shit?
I can't double you by the way
I feel like my warlock just takes his hands off the keyboard and attacks me, I don't understand
what the fuck he's doing.
I feel like he literally just takes his hands off the keyboard.
Okay, I go trade, don't die.
I don't know, this game is so fucking bad, I don't get it, because I feel like he just
takes off his keyboard, takes his hands off his fucking keyboard and just attacks and
And then like now I don't understand, this lane is out of control.
I need some help on this one guys so it's gonna be over.
Actually whatever I'm just coming for and we take this.
I think that was the longest.
Yeah, that was the longest.
Can I go out of the mall?
There's no one there, I can just...
Okay, see you.
that's what my games feel like
I don't know what you're waiting for man.
Bro, I don't care, I'm getting fucking stuck on gaming games.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care, I'm just doing ghouls.
I don't care, I'm just doing ghouls.
I played like six games with like pro players, lobbies in a row, and now I was like blessed with them.
And now I'm back with the fucking ghouls.
I think this is like minus 30 as well, it's rough on me.
How did the attack so far, alright? What?
Or like cast the- what the fuck? How is it so far?
550?
Anyway, I don't care, fuck the shit.
Oh my god.
of
the
death
of
He's plucking gaps.
You kill them guys, it's my cocks.
That's my old 20 dice on the puzzle, by the way.
Anybody want to kill this guy?
Shouldn't have picked this fucker here, I feel like.
Sucks at us.
Shaman gonna have very fast room.
No BB, they can't do it without him.
The enemy's top tower has spawned.
of
the
of
the
Thank you, Tons.
I should know better by now.
I don't have any vision here at all.
It's a base his blade now
Oh
They blanked us some.
So we're tiny skulls.
Fuck.
He just like...
He just dies.
He just stands in front of everyone and just dies.
So fuck.
Okay boys, we got Largo agonized.
And I'm not very nice.
It's not time yet but I guess we'll meet some.
Yeah
I'm gonna toss up this.
I'm just gonna kill this fucking guy.
He's very killable by the way, guys.
Very very easy kill.
Loan, or something.
Maybe they're rushing?
Not too fat person.
I think I'm almost there.
fuck!
Fuck!
Ah, I think I got this.
I think I got this.
Can we get some new topguests to scare them to the X?
Yeah, event from top.
Turn up! This guy is crazy! He's fucking gotta be on Malia, some powder or something.
get
watch out there is a grenade
okay
I think I need to axe
I'm not tp'ing by the way, so don't over extend please
I think I literally said don't overextend and the motherfucker just keeps running into everyone.
Okay, I took the top. I have a item soon. Night time. The age is gone.
I am not solo-killing him.
Just wait ages and night time, it's super good timing, I have my axe.
I need to get Largo level 15.
What the hell?
I'm not the fan of the foster.
I can't be fucked with all that in my life honestly.
I can't.
You can't.
If you bought, uh, Flies me on gates, please.
And subs.
Stop fucking me.
Can you guys just listen to me?
I don't know why it's so hard.
Every game, like at these hours, people just do random shit.
But I can just tell you, if we just fight at nighttime level of 15,
or ago, my aggs, we win the game.
If you literally AFK in fountain and we get those things,
we win the game.
If you do anything else, we lose the game.
Go smart, go smart, bro.
You go.
Maybe you should apply using both.
Maybe you should apply using brain cells to get out of rank 700
I won I don't want to play go games. I'm done. I've never played go games again
I'm so fucking tilted playing with these fucking AI created fucking NPCs
Okay, let's go. We're low 15? Okay, let's go. Just run into them. Kill Rasta first,
they have no stuns, we can kite. That's it. Not hard. If Shaman dies, we win game.
I'm going Tramlin
I'm so dying
I don't, I don't know, I'm so tilted
I'm actually like beyond fucking tilted
I am like, super duper tilted. I'm super.
I'm super tilted.
I'm like, uh, super duper tilted, you know what I mean?
This game is so easy.
It's so easy!
If they just kill, SHUMBIN!
SHUMBIN IS ALIVE!
what?
what are these random words?
oh my god
Oh, it's traps.
your bottom tower is under attack
I guess if you vote to defend and you'll fight here, you have to not fight like this,
don't smup, use ice, use ice, look you can see.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you're right. My bad. Sorry, bro. Bad call.
Oh, good, bro. Good.
We did well to this game.
I feel like I'm in a mental asylum, so...
Radiance carrier has been fired.
I don't like... Honestly, I'm done. I don't really want to play this game.
I want to go chill, like, honestly. I don't want to play the Go games.
I don't want to play the Go games. I'm sorry.
This is too late in the night. Like, I don't want to play this game.
It's just like I don't know this tiny cannot jump a shaman one fucking time in this dog shit fucking game
It's like
If he does we win
Smokers bro, Smokers, please.
If you go bottom, you can fuck them.
Can I fuck them on vision or what?
Shit, that's not how it works.
I might have to go top.
Just show someone bottom, you can't see me.
I don't think we can run crazy.
I guess I catch.
I think so.
I have a lot of stacks guys, it's a good time to fight.
Let's go, brother
I'm gonna show you
They're chipping out.
Let's go chase you
Yeah guys, anyway, yo today was a good day, today was a good day, honestly, this is
It was a good stream. I won a lot of Kass games. I'm feeling more and more confident. I climbed a lot of MMR
I think I'm gonna lose like 30 points for this game, but I don't give a shit how much
Today was overall like a good day regardless like if I lose 30 points. I'm still up a more today. That's all that matters
I think I'm up 100 even more
I fucked up I shouldn't have picked the fucking
Slark, but at the same time I don't know this guy on a warlock is like full fucking like if K player
Like I don't know this it's just too hard to play the Google games because nobody cares like nobody communicates
People are just sitting in their mom's basement at 2 a.m. eating fucking Cal
Bossa and fucking drinking the shitty fucking
Red Bull zero whatever it's called and then they're just fucking full fucking pull hoy. You know I'm saying I don't want to play
Those games. I don't play these games, so I'm gonna call it. I'm happy with today's games
Thanks for watching everybody. We'll be back tomorrow. I should wait tomorrow. I'm going skiing
Tomorrow I'm gonna skiing so I'll stream very short
I think I'll stream like three hours at 9 a.m.
Like a 9 a.m. Eastern time stream like three hours something