Arteezy
short stream rank 160 stable&handsome playing dota (61/365) !multistream- Form 7.5/10
03-03-2026 · 2h 06m
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Dobson! I wanted to snipe him.
Can I even get into his games? I don't know, can I?
Sure. His rank is too low.
You
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Damn, we're in the lobby.
Good morning, good morning.
I
Smell like a
short stream today because I go and skiing a few hours you know I'm saying
Your turn to pick.
You can get top 50 low ping, you came back with rank 300, that's not even, that's not
true at all.
I left Europe with like 14.8 KMR.
That was about 170.
Now it's more dynamic, but I'm 155 again, so...
guys I'm gonna ask everyone who's early to the stream and we're not gonna talk
about it till later okay should I go stand in for a team at TGL
It's in the bag.
30 seconds to battle.
The battle begins.
The battle begins.
The fire of war is set.
My annual terrifying its target.
I'm under attack.
Yes, what the fuck?
I guess it's just the idea, it's the problem.
I'm supposed to go somewhere today, but decided I don't want to go somewhere.
I'm just trying to kill.
Kind of fucking insane.
I feel like I'm in a ghoul game, but these guys are ranked 180 and Eki's ranked 81.
But the way he's playing is like, I couldn't play this bad when I'm drunk.
I don't think we can go over there with Stunny.
It's not kinda fucked up.
Lush load mana can't come mid, I'm coming mid. Kill these guys.
You guys come in the top, to the stacks.
I also noticed that my
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get up here, but I'm going to be able to get up here.
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this.
Okay, safe approach, can we please do something with this?
I'll come.
enemy's bottom tower has fallen
They're all top rune
four heroes
with you
Almost there.
Almost there.
Watch me.
the
I don't know what that is.
I don't think we need to do Rosh on the tire, we can do it later, we'll just let him farm
one here at tp
maybe go fight wisdom first?
yeah
good time
i'm more of a hero
no mana lash
they're teeping bottom
He's taking a wisdom on techies
This guy is doing a little bit of damage.
Just stack.
I don't understand dude, what are they doing, what are they doing, what are they doing?
What are they doing this game? Why are we dying so much before the fucking R.O.A.F.E.
It's actually unreal, this is a shit game.
I don't know man, this game is awful actually.
Svarka
I'm out
So basically, Void Spirit just dies in the mid three times in six minutes, then he loses.
truly pierced the board.
You're dead.
Not yet.
I'm not ready.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
No Slark.
I don't know these sometimes these high-end mar lobbies they're so mute and like I don't understand
and how they even play
I'm not gonna try to fucking pretend to even care enough to tell the city it's time to
do this.
It doesn't matter to me.
This Void Spirit died four times in mid.
What is this shit?
Yeah
Why are they randomly fighting?
Missed this fucking thing.
I don't know.
Your middle tower is under attack
Bro I feel this guy sucks
I don't understand this guy looks so fucking bad
Whenever I play with him, he plays against them. He just cries and he plays bad
I don't even know like yeah, she just doesn't do anything any game
How's he? I think uh yesterday I played against him three times beat him three times and then
on my team he's also just useless I don't know straight useless it's fair
why am I not there because there's no reason to fight outside a base when one
hero is dead and I'm following my BKB you think I can read their minds that
they're gonna randomly go attack or fucking for no reason while I'm
performing my BKB? Of course not. I don't fucking, I don't have a fucking perception of understanding of how fucking monkey these people are.
You
Yeah, I can see the tricks over.
Radiant team pick.
My bad?
I'll ban you and you can talk about my ban.
I can't believe I'm being picked under Chempik.
Chempik is like the worst fight I've ever fucking seen in my life.
I
What my kids
Ten seconds remaining
5 seconds remaining.
You
worst kids ever bro you need to fucking shut your fucking trap you dumbass you understand
me.
I didn't predict what I would do on the bottom.
The battle begins.
I'm at least on the bottom.
The stone is there, I think, on the bottom.
four bounties
it's the win rate on that
What the fuck?
That's such a bad play.
What the fuck?
Is he stupid?
That's such a bad play.
This guy is crazy, he's got to be on my side of something, some powder or something.
Cause now I understand why.
Oh
what's the math on this is it actually worth it dude I just
Let's get three denies for it, he gets one boar, is that even worth it like I don't understand?
What's the fucking map this shit?
Fucking useless pigeon greedy.
Look at these guys, you see them right?
Oh
Maybe if a camp play enemy was done.
Yes we can, the spawn was getting fucked.
Just go.
Uhhh, he has TP, he has TP.
He has no X mark.
I'm running.
I wanna kill him, I wanna kill him.
I don't know.
I think this primal did not understand how to play this lane
Cuz I don't know I don't think you should use your man like that, but listen, I don't play I don't play made
I don't play primal, but I fucked him. That's all I know. You understand me
I think my left click of a mouse is broken by the way.
Let's go top, I have little 4 bores, they can't fight.
Check your own upkeep me.
I'm gonna call a superman.
Take your time, don't rush, Mr. Dawn.
Come on, come on, Jaycaro, bottom they can gain, fool.
And, like, Jaycaro gained it.
I give you a wave.
Can you come on rune on Shen?
Don't let Primal play. Careful Top, we're gonna go fuck them bot.
No bot. Go take bot tower and siege.
I'm gonna hang around here. I have haste. I don't know that I'm far mid.
Why is he scared?
They smoked, they smoked, they smoked, four heroes mid smoked.
We have Donald, yes, we can fight.
What the fuck are they doing?
We don't have Lorda.
Okay.
What is this guy doing?
Go go go go go go go go go.
I'm sending boars behind him, that's fine.
I'm sending boars behind him, that's fine, I'm sending Boonka to stop.
Oh
We can
I
Let's think about it, what is his alternative on Primal? Can he...
He has to kill my boss, if he has to, eh?
The enemy's middle tower is not solid.
The enemy's middle tower is not solid.
The enemy's middle tower is not solid.
It's kind of easy game though, huh?
I have no idea why Ekki picks this fucking champ pick guy over me.
I think even like if we have beef and I don't care about it, but even if we have beef there's
There's no way this guy is a ranked 110 carry player, bro.
There's no fucking shot.
I played like, dude, this guy, I don't know how he gets his MMR.
Every game I play with him, he can carry a game and he just doesn't do it.
I don't know what happened.
I mean, his net worth is so fucked on Primal, isn't it?
Because he's trying to kill my Boris.
I don't get it.
But I guess there is literally nothing else you can do.
You can't just sit there and see us, right?
You gotta do some shit.
I don't play Primal so I don't even fucking know.
Like I don't know how to play laning with him.
So me even like my understanding of how to beat him
is also kind of low.
But I guess he has to try something
cause this lane is awful for him.
Okay, if he doesn't disrupt the flow
and kill the boars and like out level me, then yeah.
I don't know if he can cut waves, I don't know how the fuck this shit works, but cutting
waves against beasts is pretty hard.
The boar slows you and he just denies every creep, so I'm not sure if he can cut waves.
Maureen will try to push the wave and drag second wave somehow I think.
But it's hard to drag waves against Beast because he doesn't take damage from creeps,
so he can take this wave that you're trying to double wave him and it doesn't matter, it
doesn't exist.
In theory, actually Beastmaster is like a hard counter to Primal.
So all in all, I should have won this matchup and I did, so that's that.
I have had bore before. It's not that good. I don't know game in general. Like,
like all the meat that's wildlife and it just tastes like very earthy grass like I don't
like it.
I had bison, I had kangaroo, I had wild boar, I had the big one, the big deer, what's it
called?
I don't know.
And the song is so fucking good dude, let's put it on the playlist right now.
Yeah.
I don't think people can genuinely tell me straight up to my face that game tastes good.
I think it's just a cultural thing that when you grow up being your young, you eat it
because it's available and it's where you have to eat and then as you get older you
just have become accustomed to the taste.
But if you're telling me objectively like a guy like me who lives in the city of Canada
can go ahead and enjoy fucking bison or moose or elk.
Yeah, I lick my balls, but I don't know what the hell you're saying to me.
How am I in the same lobby I tried to dodge?
Why my first pick dude?
Jesus...
Endless time, your turn to pick.
Your turn to pick.
Maybe, it's fine, Top is fine.
I just stuck Amps.
Do you play any guy that heal?
Purple?
Yeah, he plays Dazzle.
He picked Dazzle?
Free primal game probably or storm buff pre-game.
Joker?
Please don't pick Arc Warden, please, please don't pick Arc Warden, holy shit.
Okay, I play for stack, in the 6 lane.
Okay.
Relax guys, it's Ekki, calm down, we fine.
Well, hell's bad with the guy gambled. You lost.
Prepare for battle.
Seems much better, 4th looks right. This one's ours, guys.
Don't blame us for losing top.
I do blame you, you pick shit here.
I don't know, we do fine.
I rate game bro, for sure.
Who cares lane nowadays?
I think every tier 1 team the world cares lane.
I'm not into one team.
Only Americans think lane doesn't matter.
I don't know, we can't fight, we need to dodge.
I think they're here, or they're here.
i think they are here
storm broke
i'm broke
ahhhhhh
post 5 patch
get a free lane
Okay, you guys better do well because we're gonna fuck bottom, I'll show you how it's done.
We're gonna suck top anyway.
Okay, I'm lagging actually.
Same, same, same.
Really?
Yeah.
Uzbekistan, Interpret.
F***, Mars!
You're out of it, man.
I can't smoke here in the early game.
I think I can smoke here.
You're not?
Yeah, I'm gonna go around.
I'm gonna go around.
Oh, he had a book. Nice.
We just hit close attack, it's okay, together.
Yo, yo, come, come, come, come.
I don't understand my dad's is like the worst play ever some shit
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Oh, fine.
Pash, tipi, bot, pash, tipi, bot, pash, tipi.
You guys like it? Everyone or what?
Yeah, everyone likes it.
Jesus Christ.
and
European server
I know this game is just laggy, it's pissing me off
haha crazy work that we lost the slain by the way
their lane is so bad
I'm getting attacked over here!
Your fighting style is weak.
Hit the pk, we're done somehow.
I'm just hit.
Much pot here.
I'm so fucking laggy, what's wrong with how I get used to it?
It's all fucking stupid!
Ah, no, it's all good.
It's fine.
It's all good.
It's all good, man.
No, it's all good, though.
I could get six here and chill out and this guy pings and now I'm dead.
Who is this Dazzle?
I'm not yet.
Your medium tower is under attack.
You're just giving the rest.
Get attacked!
I'm still up.
Mother attack!
BORAH
BORAH
BORAH
BORAH
BORAH
BORAH
Coming.
Lampage XP.
Yeah, after a mid wave.
I don't want to sit and get nuked by warlock my entire life. Let's go attack top.
I can silence in the new arena, it's a bit of a shame.
I have my ult.
There is no healer.
I'll face the boots.
I'll keep this guy alive.
I have my nade.
Wait next ulties guys, don't force.
I will come to you next time boss.
I can't switch because it's fucking laggy, dude.
This game is just lag.
Like, I can't take this shit.
I can't even fucking switch because it's packet loss.
Like, oh boy, this game is going to be ass.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Zero mana, zero mana, zero mana.
Look at this shit dude why do I have to play a minus 40 game with 10% packet loss like I
don't want to play this game I actually don't want to play it shit is so awful I have to
like I literally have to pick a hero that you have to press so many buttons in a
short sequence and there's pack I lost that's unbelievable I'm tilted sorry
I'm actually tilted as fuck
I think we need to go to the tower, it's under attack.
Attack stacks with my ult.
Yeah, I tend to go.
So we're probably going to farm, it's going to be fine.
Two gates and one gate.
We'll chose the gate.
Yes, we will.
Three main gate, we can smoke with the active rune.
I can tank it actually
I block camps.
Fuck!
Look!
10% back in!
It's server lagging, you can't fix this with a reconnection.
You
Go bot again.
I think he's like the worst player I've ever seen.
She's dead.
I
Like like why is this
I actually I don't know
You
About whatever it is you choose
Oh, Mr. Streamer, welcome back.
Yo bro, I don't really enjoy when you call me Streamer when I think you're dog shit, so...
Yeah.
Me?
Yeah.
What did I do wrong?
You just called me Streamer and you're picking A and I have to play against Warlock getting
bonded for 5 hours.
But he should have picked Warlock.
Yeah, you guys should also first pick Warlock.
You're two supports, right?
I think they picked a 100kilo.
Marks give me a look, Marks?
Yeah, I think they picked one.
We can fight with this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
smoke to bot?
don't reveal, don't reveal, don't reveal
don't reveal, don't reveal
still go bot
where are you going?
patch, patch
kill ursa with mars
i'm body can push me
I'm going to run a five
Ah, I'm out
I'm getting to top
Make sure you have the fingers to level up
I want to fight with that soak me for something
I think this is my first round
Smoke Mars around mid tower, you can open it like that
Sash behind the tower
If we are in a thinker, I can die
I'll just dagger
I think it's something here
I can't play this game.
I don't know, I can't, it's like playing Kes with packet loss, so basically it means that
sometimes you press your discipline switch and it doesn't switch, so I think I'm switching
to the other one, suddenly I don't and I raven's veil instead.
Like it's so fucked up like I can't like I can't play like half my buttons are not working
So I can't see it like I can't see my
shit
So tilting dude like I literally cannot play
I can't, I don't want to, I'm too tough.
Am I frame dropping? No, it's the servers. It's literally the servers. It's like unplayable.
I can't even switch my item, look!
Oh there we go.
I'm sooo bad vibes right now. I'm like, dude I flamed this guy, this is bad vibes right now, what can I say?
I don't know what you want.
I don't know what you want.
I don't know what you want.
That's probably how.
Okay, sir guys.
You wanna go rush?
Okay.
I'm getting monster, I'm getting monster.
I'm not that much
I'm not that much
Nice. Okay
TUUUUUUUUUUCK
Okay, we look here a bit, I want to see here a bit, what?
No, we're still going.
I'm lost, I'm lost.
We're still nobikabino ulti guys, I'm just gonna hit you too.
I
Actually, I can't I press my fucking D and I just I guess I can't play with eggs
I guess I can't do anything honestly. I can't fucking switch fast
It's actually so meant to attack sing to play a game where you can't switch with your eggs
Like I press it, it doesn't work, I press my ulti because I thought I pressed my other button, it didn't press, I pressed my fucking, somehow I'm fucking ulting now, even though I pressed my other one.
You know, I'm just a little bit tilted guys.
This might be a shorter stream than short, than I originally had planned.
If there was going to be a pack of loss of the servers today.
I'm way too mauled.
Way too mauled to enjoy myself right now.
Every cast game I played was super fun, but this one's fucking tilting me.
I have 100 ping, 5% packet.
This is worth it this thing
They're camping a touch this thing or this I don't know he hooked this way
this is...
Delta!!!
oh my brain hurts
fucking Christ
ah
this is...
Delta!!!
this is...
Delta!!!
oh my brain hurts
fucking Christ
ah
this is...
Delta!!!
This is fucking gross.
I'm not yet no chance your top tower is under attack
Crazy.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
The middle tower has fallen.
Is it every server or is it every game or is it just a...
Is it the servers or something?
What?
Not yet.
There's no tree!
Yeah, it's everyone.
I think I'm going to be able to do it.
some powder or something what can you play that won't get too affected by PL
Hold on a sec.
This guy's crazy.
He's got some power or something.
Okay.
Oh, you messed up now.
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
He's in attack.
I mean, I would pay money to leave this game, I'll be honest.
Dota with paka loss and already having ping itself is just a tragedy.
Awesome! Awesome shit! Awesome!
I
I can't I can't play dude I can't it's not possible 261 ping and packet loss
Holy crap
Does anybody know I kind of want to play I want to rather just call it a day than if it's every game
Shit's fucking insane
I don't want to play in this pool, I don't like playing with this guy, he's bad and this
guy also just picks AA every game and sucks ass.
I just don't like hipsters, and I don't like bots.
Some of these players in this lobby, I just don't want to play with them, and I'm sorry, I just don't want to play with them.
I think it's not every game.
I don't think it's every game.
Look, I'm on DDX's stream right now and he doesn't have problems.
But I don't know if it's only because I'm Canada, like some Canada-Europe server lag
or something.
you
Thank you.
It's Canada? Oh shit, it might be Canada. Is it actually?
Am I balding or long I am not balding
Why do people care so much?
This is like the seventh guy that I asked in the last like two weeks.
I don't know if I should kill you, I don't know, I'm not sure.
you
I'm done boys, I don't know how to do this.
I'm done boys, I don't know how to do this.
Okay fuck it, I'm done, I'm done boys, I don't know, I'm gonna get tilted I think if I play.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna get mad, I don't wanna ruin my vibes before I go skiing.
If the servers are ass, the servers are ass, I don't wanna play 250 ping again.
Okay, that's a-