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WINNING LCQ TODAY 🌟GRINDING ALL DAY🌟PRIME ASIANJEFF🌟!COMM REACTS🌟!newvid
04-28-2026 · 8h 17m
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It's charting, it's charting. I need to check out my contacts.
Chat, where the frick is the frickin' gaming glasses, brothers?
He's doing it again, bro.
I'm gonna rip it, bro.
Who you playing with?
I'm playing with these- these nuts?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That is who was looking my snapchat story
This time there's only 5k yeah, there's only 5k nothing like sorry. Sorry what?
Yo
Yo, did y'all see the storm surge outside? Just now or no?
Yo, did y'all just see the storm surge outside? Yes or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting Storm Search.
I'm getting Storm Search.
I'm getting Storm Search.
I'm getting storm surge!
I'm getting storm surge!
There's storm surge!
You getting cracked tonight? You getting cracked tonight? You getting cracked tonight?
A. F. and Yoh.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Guys, today's the day, bro.
Jason gonna jaw you.
Yeah, there's a tornado watch.
There is a tornado watch.
What's 5% of my sense?
Guys, I need to get, I need to put this food in my body.
We only got 50 minutes.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Who's the duo today?
Latino Logitech.
getting freaked tonight so if I'm 4% 1600 dpi what is 5% you're getting cracked
tonight you're getting cracked tonight you're getting cracked tonight AK viewers
bro are you okay I'm okay bro I'm okay guys I think you're just gonna be by
me every single day I don't know what I can do I really don't know what I can
do. We got to warm up. We got to call for land on time.
You getting cracked tonight? You getting cracked tonight? You getting cracked tonight?
I just gotta bring freeze for me to these bububli to chat. Chat, do I sound like 20 right now?
Hey guys, my name's 20, I'm a professional Flamie player.
What? Yeah, 20?
Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, good chat.
I'm exhausted, bro. I need to stay hydrated. I did training today. I sparred like a little
nine-year-old boy. I'm not even kidding, I think he was nine. And he put in some good
work. I felt bad punching him in the face. I did a one-one. I jabbed him twice, and
like he fell all the way back. And I felt like bad, but I also felt like, damn, I'm
hitting him, you know? But then again, it's like an eight-year-old. I don't know
why they had me spar a year old um that was kind of that was kind of disrespectful
um towards me you know having me spar a year old but if you guys want to see it
i'm going to my snapchat i'm posting on my snapchat i actually mentioned our snapchat in the chat
And you guys don't want to see it but right now I'm dehydrated I need some freaking electrolytes
How much of the cost for 12k viewers? I don't know bro. I'm not the one that's deal body
You getting cracked tonight you getting cracked tonight guys, I told you guys bro. I'm a victim I
I can't do nothing about it, but focus on lcq you feel me? I'm from New York
Let me get a bacon egg and cheese pepperoni sausage on the side, right?
What's good muddy? What am I dead? I'm from New York
Let's go to muddy
Frigga's you told him though. What am I dead? Let me get a pepperoni sandwich. Yeah
Bacon egg and cheese on the side
What am I dead? I'm from New York. I'm really back that life from gangsta. Let's go with it
Thanks to what was that lyric? Thanks to rap, bro. Oh
Electro on height
Can you tell us if they're gonna add the tail of V service? I don't know what that means bro
What happened to bro's hair?
You guys gonna be nice about it bro.
You guys don't gotta be weird about it.
Let me take out my contacts.
Someone cut this.
Wait, so look up, left.
Wait, that was actually really good.
I'm him.
Okay, right eye.
Look up, left.
My god
My chance go did I'm gonna get my glasses check
What are you guys thinking about these glasses?
No
Guessing I'm hot or no?
Yo Asian drive you looking so hot right now holy? How you so sexy holy? You're so hot
So weird be about anything. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna get mad. I'm gonna give really mad
I'm gonna get really mad. No, no, I'm gonna get really mad. I'm gonna turn into the Hulk
Can't juice
And I am unmanus
Ted, is Konata coaching me today?
Yeah, I'm gonna give us
Baby likes
Tryna creep a little sneak peak
What's all this?
You could travel for us
Oh, let me hold those
Oh, let me hold those
Oh, let me hold those
Oh, let me hold those
Oh, let me hold those
Oh, let me hold those
Woooah, woooah, woooah, woooah
Stop laughing on your girls, I must confess about
He's made it to the king and sun top
Sun there, stars above, we're gonna revive you
Woooah, woooah, woooah, woooah, woooah, woooah
Stop laughing on your girls
Chad!
Chad, is Kanata coaching me today or no?
Oh my god, yo what's good upside down Penguin
Jeffery qualan land bro preachy bro chess is canada coaching me today or no
cuz he's not responding to group chat yet is he coaching me yes or no
yo canada where you at bro here I'm gonna um because you guys are actually
retarded I'm not even trolling like I'm actually gonna be on my period like I
need a tampon this moment. I am a victim and I am getting view-botted. The view
botter loves me so much. He's been doing it at the beginning. He's been doing it
to me these past few days. I cannot do nothing about it. Kill my pussy in your
Booty!
AHHHH!
HAHAHAHA!
Chat!
Why are you guys so stupid, bro?
Like, I don't get it.
Like, oh my god.
Like, it actually commit me to cry.
Like, how do you guys not have, like, oh my god.
It doesn't make...
Like, I don't know if you guys are rage-manning or we're actually gonna be doomed as a generation
in 2026.
Like, dude, the kids are smoking weed in sixth grade these days.
Like, it's gotta be that, right?
Like, I don't get how someone can just be so special.
And I'm not speaking for every one of my views. I'm speaking for the drones that come in here 25,000 times and keep saying
Whatever listen, we can't focus on that
Drones are gonna be drones. There's stupid people in the world. Can't do anything about that
She's gotta focus on clicking this ball
And we should gotta play good today. We got a qualified chat. I don't know last LCQ talk
I don't want I don't want to stream anymore last lcq chat. Did we have a delay yes or no when we're when we call
Boji did we have a did we have a delay yes or no? I forgot because I'm gonna put on delay
one
Guys tonight right no like you guys don't understand. I did not go to gym today. You know, I just did a lot of cardio
So I'm getting ready baby
I
Appreciate it, bro. Thank you, brother first sub of the stream, bro
Where's canada at
California girls are made for ungettable
I'm not gonna recharge. I'm done. I need locking
um chat mods if you guys honestly just don't even do anything about it just keep
letting them come in chat they'll give me more money um just let it be bro it's just annoying
i had no energy i'm dehydrated um
Let's take an energy drink soon, just let him be bro, um.
Where's my phone at?
wait so Chad did we put on delay last time or no I'm gonna put on like three
minutes like I don't get shrimp on today I probably I might pull all routine
just not even sure me bro like Chad you're just being like some of y'all are
just being so annoying bro I actually can't um three-minute worst art bro so
I don't know anymore, I'm like...
It's on me, bro. I had the ozone therapy today, like...
But that's ending up soon. I would have been home way earlier. I wouldn't have had time to make lunch.
But now I just have to eat yogurt and blueberries and chia seeds, bro.
But on the bright side, our last ozone therapy is on Thursday.
So here's the schedule chat.
Wake up 11, or wake up at 10.30.
Make my meals
Do my thing
Go to the gym
Go to boxing training at 2 30
Come home at like around three go live every day and trim my 11
And then
Train for a bit
Do some cardio
And then go to sleep at 12 15
Repeat repeat repeat repeat
Just one of those days, bro like
Just I believe your Marlon video bro. She's got a number one in bro. She's got a number who I am
I'm in my home, I'm in my home I've been all my friends, I got all my homes
I've been all my friends, I'm in my home I've been all my friends, I got all my homes
I've been left in spending time with you Tom I just left the studio with 24 songs
I've been all my share-
It's time to meet my friend, meet my friend here!
I'm here to meet my friend!
I
Can see your micro penis
Guys, I'm taking an energy drink.
The moment I take this energy drink, my energy system is gonna go up.
Do I do it yes or no?
Do I take the energy drink yes or no?
Yes or no in a chat.
Wow, my girl is so bored.
Look at that.
Can you guys see this?
Push the phone on my mic, bro.
Camera centered.
Activating systems.
Now I'm not going to lie bro, the view body really does love me.
Dude, look how drone my freaking teammate is, look at this.
Yo, Kanata, where you at bro?
I'm coaching, it starts in 30 minutes, we good?
Nata, do you have me blocked?
My teammate is not a roe bro.
Alright, I'm going to get back to work.
I'm going to get back to work.
Yo, Bucky, read the pinned comment.
Don't make me upset, I have a thousand testosterone now.
Don't make me upset, buddy.
Yeah.
You want to send me?
Do I make myself clear, Bucky?
Do I make myself clear?
Wait.
You guys know I actually have, um, a thousand testosterone on chat?
So you, like I'm telling you bro, I'm gonna get way more mad, bro.
Dude, when I'm fighting Jason Chao, I'm gonna think about these drone viewers.
Like, I'm gonna look at Jason's face, and I'm just gonna think about all the drones
that piss me off, or everything that pisses me off in life.
I'm just gonna jab 200!
Jab 200!
Like, oh my gosh.
Should we do Sub-Only mode?
Um, nah, you don't have to.
I'm not gonna be reading Shadler in this format.
I also have a 3 minute delay, so I'm not gonna be interacting with Shadler much.
I need to lock in.
i want to i want to call early on and i want to
or or i don't want to have to win the last two years for
on the corner really
listen to not a like a good boy
and i want to lock in
and
and then i would like to be in finals
and then i want to call for land and then walk on stage
and i want to do the floss
when i walk out because nobody else has done that before
everybody when they walk out
I'm gonna be the first person to clip for him.
I'm probably even gonna do like 10 clapping pushups when I walk out.
Like they're gonna be like, oh wait, hold up, what is Jeff doing?
And then I'm gonna do 10 clapping pushups, 10 burpees, and then I'm gonna walk to my
seat.
And I'm gonna be the first Fortnite player on land to do that.
And then that's gonna be clip, and that's gonna be, and I'm gonna have the ab lighting
too.
I'm gonna pull up the ab lighting.
I'm gonna take off my shirt in front of all these little kids that are watching
Fortnite and I'm gonna show my abs so that I can motivate the youth to work out and not be a like pure body and be a
Hunchback and have horrible posture and have scoliosis by 50 years old
So that's gonna be my plan check. So we got really cool
And we got a really cool and and then we ought to be the first one to clip farm on stage bro
That's gonna be me bro
Jeff I'm not showing how you getting 55k viewers. We're just crazy bro. We're just we're just him like that
You know I'm saying
Prime Jeff is back
I'm just him, check.
I'm just that guy, bro, like...
Y'all want to see my six pack again or no?
Yes, Jeff? You want to see your six pack?
Yo, why my team is showing?
We got chill, we got chill.
We got chill, we got chill, we got chill, we got chill.
Alright, I'm getting on.
I'm done with my warm-up.
We got 30 minutes.
Um...
Yo, one be you, one me.
I'm ready.
Stand up.
Guys, don't look at my penis, bro.
Oh my god.
Gotta put this trophy to the side.
That could have been bad chat.
Speaking of trophies, bruh!
A lot of people wanna know what I would do
if I didn't win.
I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know.
You got that man long ago. All right, bro. Can you just take the compliment bro?
The way Chad y'all saw my new tiktok and all is bro freeboi. No, I have a underwear on
Y'all saw my new tiktok. It has 2.6 million views. Y'all saw it or not. This is this is my physique right now check
Y'all didn't see it
That's me in chat.
That's me in chat.
You know what you should have done bro?
You should have probably put the old clip of me hugging her.
And then that would have made it have way more views.
Yo what's good Summon Set?
It's all good.
Hey Summon Set.
How you doing?
Yo, there's no way this guy just said reddish was a hot one, bro. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Why is this guy named 16 is legal what does that mean what is 16 is legal mean what does that mean?
Congrats for the 16,000 viewers, bro
I'm ready to win today. I'm ready to win today. I'm ready to win today. We're winning today.
WE ARE WINNING TODAY!
Yo chat, what is this screen tearing?
Wait is there actually screen tearing?
Probably I literally cannot fix it bro.
What?
Dude I literally cannot fix it bro.
I literally, obliviously cannot fix it.
Can I want my teammate?
I still see your shadows in my room.
Can't take back the love that I gave you.
Jason, you getting first in the tournament?
All right, bro.
Yo, Chash at you watermelon before the tournament?
Will it make me like play good or no?
Does anybody know? Yes.
Let me call my boy real quick.
Let me call my boy real quick.
Yo chatty, can you hear me?
Yo hello?
Yo, trashy kitty, can you hear me?
Loud and clear, what's up?
Shaggy, watermelon before a four-inch format?
Will it make me like, crazy or not?
Watermelon's not-
Hello?
I'm right here. Watermelon is hydrating and light,
so if you feel good with it, it won't make you crazy at all.
at all. Just keep in balance and make sure you've got some solid energy sources too.
No, Oliver!
Dude's busted PC tiering. Viewbot method is working. I think the guy just loved me a lot.
What if he's like an Indian like tech developer and he just figured out the method to like just bypass twitch, bro
Yeah, what if nisty do you think the view barter is
Oh my oh my oh
oh my oh my god Oliver oh gee not like that bro bro's not streaming torment and
not call for land oh hell no wait that's actually really weird to me sorry
Oliver I apologize
Let's turn one on.
I'm a little lowkey like moving right now, bro.
You deserve the views, bro.
No, I don't.
Anything in my life, bro, I don't deserve it. I work for it.
That's the way to life.
You don't deserve anything in life.
Nobody's gonna hand you...
Nobody's gonna hand you anything on the silver platter.
Nobody's gonna be like yo here you go dude. You gotta work for yourself, bro
Yo
I live long enough to see agents at prime now wait
Did that mean you're gonna kill yourself now? In game?
What do you mean you live long enough?
You're gonna, you're gonna die now or what?
The skin is too bulky for me game.
Yo, I didn't put on a shirt. My back is itchy.
Alright, um, I'm gonna put on my shirt real quick.
So, if you guys see my back muscle, it's not my fault, alright?
Oh boy.
Yo, you need to win today bro. I recall last week, bro. I don't need a win. I'm gonna win. I
Thought that was tough today. Was that was that tough? That was tough. I was up now. I'm gonna chat. I'm gonna call today. I
Got to not I'm not worried about calling today. I'm more worried about like
Like making sure that I don't get someone pregnant
Like today's gonna be an easy feel big, bro
Yo, Agent Jav drank some type of energy drink?
Frick the watermelon?
Look at that aim.
Look at that aim.
It's so beautiful, Jeffrey.
It's so freaking beautiful, dude.
You just know that the boys that just did the podcast,
like they're just getting sushi right now or something.
Wait, what do you guys think about, like,
I feel like Aubro G. Do you guys think Aubro G is eating out right now chat?
Or do you guys think he's grinding off stream because I think he's not showing favor?
He's getting 7-4 better. What do you guys think?
No, that needs to be a master, dude.
He woke up two minutes ago.
Now how ever would you do the podcast?
I was watching.
I was watching the podcast, where this Cologne smells like I'm Indian in a good way.
Oh my goodness my aim is so good
Playing with Latino logic today, yeah me and Latino logic are quant for grand better
Me and Latino logic are quant for grand bro
Oh my God flopper island was a memory
Play some boss man doh, who's a good song though?
Is Drake the go?
Yeah.
I love this ass.
Oh
No, you can't fall for that bro, come on
Why is it so hard to play music?
Oh, because my shirming mask is on the left side, so I have to like cross my arms.
That's why.
I'm so silly.
Yo, Asian Jeff, how's your day been going so far?
So I woke up, I slept in today till 12, but it didn't matter.
I went live on TikTok, which helped me start my day.
I made some breakfast, and then I went downstairs because I saw that this morning
that I got a noise complaint.
I went downstairs with some nice cologne.
I walked up to this lady in the first layer of my apartment
and I was like, yo, so,
and then I went up to her and I took my time
to show her the email, so I had to scroll down
so I know she smelled my cologne
and she was like smiling and stuff.
She was like, I was like,
so what do I need to do now that I got this noise complaint?
She's like, oh, don't worry about it.
It's just one of those default templates we send people.
I was like, so I don't gotta worry, right?
And she's like, yeah, you don't gotta worry.
And then she was like smiling crazy
because my cologne was so good, right?
And you know, I'm so attracted to stuff.
And after that, I went back upstairs
and then I ended my TikTok stream, I took a dump.
I was like, yo, TikTok, I gotta go take a dump.
So I end my TikTok stream, right?
And then I go in my car, I drive like 20, 30 minutes
to the boxing class.
I do this boxing training, I spar this low.
I don't know, maybe he's 10, 11, I don't know,
but he's good as hell in boxing.
So I spar him, bro, four rounds in, I'm gassed out,
but I got some good punches on him, right?
Boom, I finished the boxing training.
Then after that, I go do my ozone therapy
on my Instagram, y'all want to see that.
It's gonna be coming up to a very end soon
because I can't see the membership.
So I'm gonna be home earlier than I can stream earlier.
But boom, I did the Ozil therapy
and then I'm very dehydrated because I'm sweating like crazy.
I just finished the sparring session
and my electrolytes, I don't have any electrolytes.
So boom, I drive home naked
because I'm just, I'm not putting on my tank top again
because it's just fully sweaty, right?
So boom, I drive home naked with my shirt off
and then I get home, I make myself
like a little yogurt bowl with some blueberries
and some chia seeds and then got 170 grams
of Boiko's yogurt and then I went live.
So what do you guys think about my day?
What do you guys think about my day?
What do you guys think about my day?
Is it good or bad?
Didn't expect you to go live.
Oh, bro, today's gonna be a good day, bro.
Canada's coaching me, bro.
Canada is the best.
Canada's better than clicks and forenights.
Think about that.
Y'all be glazing clicks bro, but Kanata is who you should be really glazing and he is coaching me bro
You soak your Chiyo seeds. No, I eat him just like this
I eat him just like this
Why is he
Just one of them how you normally do
Holy F
You are under the radar
Check who tried you got done bad. Oh, no, what is this clip?
What is this clip?
Yo, hey your edits bro. No, I can't be this bad. It can't be this bad
What do you do to me chat? What did my duo do to me?
But why is your game looks so delayed?
Okay, okay
That's AI bro
That's a odd my hands are tired bro your binds are xz
Bro, that's why your hands are tired. You want to see my bro. You want to see my binds?
I use F1 F2 X DT, bro
My hands get way more tired than yours, and I'm a boxer now. So like I don't know if boxing makes my fingers tired or anything
but like
My fingers are so fast in real life, bro. Holy
Bro, you Jeff, you're japping me yourself to my line?
You can, no.
Bro, you can eat raw chia seeds, bro, it doesn't matter.
Chia seeds are one of the healthiest things that.
Is this the real Jeff, bro?
Nah, this is AI.
All right, this one's the one, bro.
Bro, a lot of people.
I'm gonna drink an energy drink.
You can eat them raw, bro.
Chad there's a new anime out called something and I heard it's really good
But I'm calling today brothers. I think that energy drink just hit me
Yo Chad did it just hit me or am I just
I didn't get hit me. I just took one sip. I just took one sip
My energy levels are through the rockin bruh through the roof through the roof
It's cannot I'm gonna stream bro. Yo anybody know where I can get Adderall from bro
I'm gonna take Adderall today.
Wait, I gotta get prescribed for that.
Are you not playing with Latino logic?
If you need raw dry chia seeds, can be dangerous, bro.
Well, I've been doing it for a minute now, so...
Get to me, get to me!
Yeah, I'm going well. We have a come come come. I'm gonna stay for a moment. Stay for a moment. It's me. Get me. I have a way
Can you get to me real?
Come come come come come come. We have I wait wait look up look up. We have I we have I go
That's what I want to do today. Okay. Let's you know logic. Yeah, free the thing with a 50 base, but I appreciate about
Precious
Okay we got 13 minutes. Jeff don't eat raw seal seeds bro. No it's in a package bro that
you get from HB. That's what I meant. I'm not eating raw chia seeds. I'm eating like
chia seeds that you can pour out of a package. You know what I'm talking about or no. Jeff
give us a redder tutorial. Bro why are you guys always asking me about peptide bro.
Go ask Lacy bro, Lacy really does rent it bro.
Oh, don't be ask, don't be askin' me about pet size chat.
That's like asking someone how much money do they have.
That's like their own business and stuff.
Yo Frito, think of another 50 bits where you need more bro.
Who you playing with bro
Not gonna talk to you guys anymore, bro
my chat in manga quality one five thousand bits um saving money bro red
of face do I have a red of face wait my brother didn't stream today no bro he
should have streamed it bro gonna get cuz wait my growth didn't call
Kweezy also didn't quali? Oh hell no. So Kweezy's not qualiing land.
Oh my god. Chat, Mongo got 167th. Kanata's coaching you? Yeah let me put that in my
title. Yo whoever, yo whoever is chaining title you're doing a phenomenal
Thank you, bro. Whoever that is
To chat mongo didn't qual but bra feel bad cuz he got dropped and he had to play with random
I don't even know who this is
Wait, he has three that three point six million views on his foreign tracker, let's see how much I have
Let's see if I'm more cloud and mongo. Oh
My god only got seven hundred thousand
him. Damn, he's got it, bro. He's got it. It's me, bro. Let me come and put the streak
in there, bro. Chad, do I actually got a red face, bro? Be honest. Do I got a red face?
record the stream I'm gonna go sleep goodnight
yes wait what's a red a face you got a sexy one isn't a red a face just being
skinny
You look like Jason how make sure but it's gonna do what?
No, no, I sold it's so laggy
How many MG's you on?
I've got Redo.
I'm not going to say it.
I'm okay, do you know Joshua Conturo in the chat?
I'm starting to think yellow's going to land.
I'm my fourth week and I just did 1.5 MG.
How's it going bro?
How's your red-hot journey going bro?
You doing good?
Why don't you blast trend and make me more mechanical?
Actually bro?
Nah, I think, if I blast trend bro, I'm just gonna have,
I'm just gonna be like,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I'm just gonna be a angry bird bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Sayonara you playing Latino again bro?
I'm already locked in, I'm not playing on bogey.
I'm not playing on bogey.
I don't care what you guys say.
I'm not going through that.
Can we not talk about bogey the stream chat?
I know I brought it up but please do not talk about that kid.
I used 4 mg of red in my first dose. Is that bad? Good luck brother. That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Um, Electro on height.
Yo chat, don't say Electro on height, please.
Don't remind me of the last game bro, please.
Dude, it's crazy how if I caught for grants, I would have probably won instead of Curve.
I'm not even trolling.
Like I would have probably won, bro, and I would have gave all of you a chance to hold
me because I caught grants.
And he would have probably said yes because like he would have been like, oh Jeff, you
caught the grants?
I'll play with you.
You know what I'm saying?
Forget what I'm saying or no.
Now we hate washing.
I'm not only a 4-in player to have a 6-pack by the way I'm just letting you guys know.
You can't name any other Fortnite players that have a six pack besides me.
Like everybody else is Peterbott.
Oh, Diego Plays has it too.
Yeah, Diego Plays has one.
He actually does have a six pack.
I guess Epic Well.
I mean Epic Well doesn't really show a six pack so I don't know.
He probably, I mean he pulls so.
Yeah, I think epic world does have six back, but he's like very nonchalant about it, bro
Bucky FPS, bro
You look great in this angle, bro. I look great in every angle, bro
Do y'all see the photo that that my guy took me today on Instagram? I reposted it. Let me show you guys
Let me show you guys
How do I how do I go in my storage yet?
anybody know
Look at this photo bro.
How tough is this photo chat?
That photo is so tough.
I was like mocking too bruh.
That photo is so tough.
I'm calling Jeff Guller.
I think he's doing it himself.
You think I'm view-binding myself?
You think I had the time to go boot up the system today
when I just speed ran, made some fricking,
I didn't even get to eat my food, an actual meal.
I made some yogurt and fricking blueberries, though.
You know how much energy that's gonna,
like I'm gonna get so tired throughout the play.
Yes, you are.
All right, you guys are just a little drunk.
I'm not even going to entertain that bro, I'm just going to focus on this format.
Why don't everybody do that?
Why make blueberries and yogurt?
Because the world is systemized to have it, so wherever you want, you get it easily,
you know.
And sometimes it's good, sometimes you can do it with actually especially as a sherman,
I think the word actually food you get 50% tax rate off or something like that.
But I just can't because I don't like that lifestyle because I'm locked in and I just love
I'm eating healthy and I'm just him, bro.
I just love eating healthy.
Yeah, sure, someone said they're buying Jeffree Chalm.
Spent that bread on viewers, but got two subs.
Why am I reading,
why is my brain automatically reading these chop messages?
Yo, good luck today, let's get it done, bro.
Thank you, Google, I appreciate you, bro.
Yo, Google, my mom told me to ask stuff, bro.
Can you give me five, get it for good luck, bro, please?
Please bro, please bro, can I get five get there bro?
Um, my mom told me ass for stuff.
Okay, why so greedy?
Bro, it doesn't hurt to ass bro, it doesn't hurt to ass.
Yo!
Taco with the five get there!
My boy!
My boy!
Is my reaction good, y'all?
Yo, Taco Bro, do you think we're fine? Get it, bro!
Oh my God!
Ooh boy, what's that? Another five!
I gotta show my six back now. I gotta show my six back now.
No, I gotta show my six back for this.
What? I dropped all of these!
Hope the cara underscored games just subscribed.
Real number FR just subscribed.
Appreciate you bros. They made a tag in it a minute.
I
Gotta get in call canada
Thank you, brother, I appreciate you
I'm brother canada one one two just subscribe yo yo was good
I
Wait, did you put a delay or no?
That's so cap all right towards the end though towards the end it's gonna get grief you know
But we're gonna we're gonna fall
We don't need to let we don't need to like
It's over chat. It's over bro. It's over bro. It's over
I'm getting straight sides. I got 42,000 viewers bro. It's over bro
I don't know I've been on big ones to be past three days
I might just be like an Indian developer that's like knows a twitch method and balls me or it might be a girl
It might be someone you know, I don't know it could be anyone
Do you have audio on your stranger?
Can you get all the industry chair? No, Jeff. No, I can't
Can you not join on your string on your main game PC on this board? I mean just run up. I can't but I'm gonna be so light
I can't
It's not like it's not a bro. I can't bro. I gotta lock in bro
bro can your team do it then yeah but i don't know how i supposed to call you there's no audio bro
i don't i can't hear all right bro you know what i'll join on my freaking gaming pc bro and just
lags it's open it's open bro i sell those on my fault
yo z meat put the primer down bro i appreciate bro
Yeah, hello, yeah, hello. Yeah, yeah, I'm screen sharing. Oh my god. I really feel the delay
Is it good I can't hear the audio when me came out of you like on your screen
I'm gonna rip it
How do I know it's fine fine. I got it. I got it. Hello. I'm knocking change stream
What the fuck?
You know?
I can see it, I can hear it.
I hear myself.
No, no, no.
Chanceled.
Wait, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
It's not over.
Share system audio.
Okay, boom.
It's way better now.
How do you-
It's good?
I hear myself.
Ugh.
I hear myself on the streets here.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm scared.
I hear myself, bro.
Okay, we just can't do it.
Okay, just try another RPC.
It's fine. It's fine. I have 50,000 viewers. It's fine. I'll just tell them to stop the year something
I have 50,000 years. I have 50,000 years. Yeah, bro 40,000 is view body, bro. No, no, no
Let's go
My teeny, where's my teeny hello?
I'm helping you move something
Hahahahaha!
What the heck are you doing?
My teammates just throwing bro, it's over bro.
The tournament started, you guys play?
Bro, hurry up.
You're going to be a leader if you get it. Your mom has to do something.
Oh my god, Chad just over bro, my challenge is helping his mom bro.
Bro, you know there's a storm in Dallas right now.
Yeah, I know.
your power gonna go up? I have a better house than you. I mean it's sunny right now it should
be good. You have a better house than me. You don't even live in a house. You live in
a park. Yo my goal is getting 50k viewers? Yeah we mugged bro. Surprise. Just the end
You know, so how was your day today, bro?
Just got Egoed
Just got Egoed brothers chat two minutes late, bro. Oh my god
You know what chat we're gonna have good vibes
We gotta have a good vibe.
Let's get some dubbies in the chat man.
Is he still not here?
Jeff?
Yeah, he's going to come back, don't worry.
Oh, wait.
Why are you wearing a sweatshirt, bro?
Why are you making fun of my drip?
Just because I'm all you doesn't mean you have to be rude.
It's all fun and games, Tawaii.
You don't want to play 6-pack, do you?
You like my six pack? You like my six pack?
Dude.
Yo, what is wrong with you?
I already started. I know.
Dude.
Dude.
This guy is fucking mom.
Or is he a guy's mom here, bro?
My mom didn't lose anything, bro.
She's gonna eat soul, bro.
She's gonna eat soul, bro.
She's gonna eat soul, bro.
She's gonna eat soul, bro.
She's gonna eat soul, bro.
haha
i do
like
yeah why is he laughing like that bro
what are you doing bro
what are you doing bro
oh shiky
jeff is 40k viewers he's prom jeff
im modding you bro
im modding you bro
show your six pack show your six pack
you wanna see it again
yeah yeah show it
Alright. Alright, bro, we gotta hurry up.
What do you want me to do?
Where's my teammate?
You gotta pray.
Do your Korean prayers, bro.
Pray.
Cuz I'm a cunt.
Chabu.
I'm putting on no village yet. Wait, what where were you bro? Do you get some food before this or what?
I want to Starbucks. Yeah. In this one. Oh my god, it's raining like crazy right now.
my side son my side son he know it's
raining like crazy but where she find
no all bro the internet's gonna go on
all of us on her phone do what you need
to call in I'm trying my teammates
helping his mom bro
for episode
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
yo this kid's life is pissing me off Chad
hahahaha
hahahaha
what do you mean I'm not a coin
where is your teammate
where is this kid
the tournament is on
where is your teammate
oh my god
bro his for us
Where is he?
Can you tell me where he is?
I don't know.
Bro, what are you doing?
Bro, I just played with someone else.
You have someone else to play with me?
Bro, invite possess.
No.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Bro, your teammate has bad max.
I just watched it.
Look at this clip.
That's your teammate's max.
This guy can't even build trait, like look at this.
He can't even edit, bro.
Jeff.
Bro, this guy's falling off his builds.
He's 30, he's 40 ping!
This guy, Kanaan is not taking seriously,
he's in a clip farm?
I'm clip farming, I'm clip farming.
Your teammate's not here.
Your teammate's not even here.
Don't clip farm, bro.
This is your teammate, bro.
He's on 40 ping.
Hey, Jeff!
You think this is a clip?
Who do we have, who do we have?
How is this a clip, bro?
He's falling off his build, he's eagling you!
He's gotta wait, we have no one else.
By the way, this guy's getting banned?
Wait, Peter, this guy's getting banned, bro.
Say I'm about, wait, he's in the call.
Yo.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me.
Yo, Hula?
Yo.
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go
Well Latino, bro. What the fuck where the fuck were you at, bro? I
Was helping them
Put it on put it on
Well Peter, I mean fucking Latino is it true you let you told people to land on Peter
Oh, I have feet about anywhere clip, bro. He wants to be where bro. I'll post it bro. Just put it on
No, come on. I can't see it. I don't know. It's just fake screen shots, bro
Yeah.
Oh, it's fake stream.
Yeah.
Is it actually fake stream trots?
Yeah, it's a long story.
I think Peter Bodden and Virgo's been posted, bro.
Yo, why me?
Did I get a skis here?
What was the guy saying, bro?
No, I had the OG one. I had the OG one.
What? What is the OG one?
When he was 13, I don't have the actual one.
What?
Yeah, why me bro? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. Are you starting? Okay?
All right
Let's get the number we're ready like nine minutes late, bro, it's coach bro. All right, bro
You see the game. Yeah, come on. Let's call for a later. Come on
We're gonna walk out stage and I'm gonna do 10 clapping push-ups. Come on
And then we're letting up here, but
Yep, we're landing on Peter. I do hesitate. Yeah, there's no I was gonna land on the clicks probably just webs dripping now my whole body
Dude
All right, bro. So we feel like keen or what like?
I've been a play a passionate sassard coach, bro
your coach
Where you guys let where you guys?
I
Sent you the room
Oh, you're in it
We're gonna go your stock and out of you're gonna coaches every game right yeah, I got we're gonna do zone chats. We're gonna do everything, right?
Yeah, I think you guys are a little late on the tournament though. It's fine. Oh, what do I hear my son?
It's just bro
What
some of that hotel some of that hotel that's the right side
yeah
yeah
yeah
I watch grand bro
I watch grand
I know how to metal
yeah is that what you're talking about?
nah
right there shoot him shoot him
get the other gun get the other gun
they are they're here
nice
nice
nice
another one of us
no
no
canada guys are so small
oh shit
I'm gonna get my kill right?
Hopefully.
What are you farming?
Can you help me with the loot path for now?
I can't.
Wait, I got my kill.
Nice, good kill bro.
Okay, what I think is you guys key game one.
You guys have to key game one.
Go for the top, alright?
Don't go for walls.
What's this shit on them?
Why are we over top bro?
You know there's an open target anyone to play whoa, whoa, I wouldn't say all that it's actually developers. Oh my bad
There's no there's no elo bro. That's what I'm saying. Let me just keep I got a blue pump. Yeah, I
Got a big pop. Hmm. You guys should go north and just keep up
Hit the hit the thing
It is a med bombs wait, are you sure it's enough?
Yeah, should I not be okay, then I'll turn off my future
Oh, because I don't want a screen share
Yeah, can you share? Well, you know
Yeah, I'm already teaching. Oh you are. Oh my god. It's so good. This is so good
This is what I need
Spotted me
This guy you're 1440p 60
You want to have me 4k I got you. It's not like you though, right?
the team are you good yeah are you like it I'm gonna go here like I'm ready to
hit the q I think you're actually you know it's not a shock shock and if you
this way from this week exit place okay go up and pick up Jeff you hit it yeah
I'm on him just go keep painting I want to see some I want to see you guys get
PC bro drop the 30 this game hey but I'm not that I mean right on it on it
40 a little bit behind just take your time hello kids shooting at you I think
that's not this kid jumping to nice it's in it's a scene it's on the last time
it's right there if you want to keep it you make it yeah I blow you just jump in
the kid boy rose that's you get it that's you get it
bro these kids cannot be real oh wait hold on just don't get box please
I'm just saying
Well come on
Jeff on height he's long
One time to come up
I'm going for walk what's going for later
Yeah, I could
I'm just talking. I'm praying. I'm
I don't know. You can't build here.
I don't have a lame. Do you have a lame one?
Got a lot. Put a ramp. What on?
thirty. I mean, kill. Yo, hold on.
It's over. Come down. Come down.
I'm a wall just coming
Your fix I mean my top challenge. Oh, can you guys lock in please?
Audio
Not as this cook I have four bills to show us what do you have money to do it? I have four bills
Gonna show now. Yeah, please
But just run play together and run at him together. I'm for a sudden team did
He's still here. Where's the team inside the house?
That team just did they just saw
you just reforming like no one else yeah you guys can just go back in the
panic like the north side this is all God's
where I'm deaf
what he said so as
this is max what you guys go back Sammy get all your heels back
Yeah, you're not sure that you're shot. Yeah, yeah
Here you can buy meta bombs, I'm like three my bombs
There's not a broke randos in your lobby job, you're better than brand old job. I don't know he's fat, right?
There's nothing wrong that
You're a little bit fat too
I
Don't know how do you know oh, let's get you a rocket shooting in the PY
There's a better you guys can you guys can you can see him?
That's gonna kill on their head like low-cube it
Yeah, we're a cute little like not with that shock. It really is what he has just three minutes. I'm broke
Okay, come by you three memos
I
Think that
I'm a look for kids
No, you know, you're in a pro lobbies every game by the way every game every way we're growing
So that I was actually just me
Yep, you see anyone. Yeah, you guys should just go south
It's like it's like it's like oh
Warfields or fields or fields come to me Jeff
Go go. I see them somewhere like right slide on them slide on them slide slide you see him
I'm right on the right. Uh, Southwest Southwest
Okay, I'm me on me
I need
Oh
Chop back on, chop back on
I'm good
You got any assistance?
They're double-sering me, hold up
I need a, they're gonna keep me
Give them a minute
I got a chop, I need you, I need you
I have 12 bills, can you heal?
I'm out of you, you can't die
I'm down
Alright, I'm coming down
I'm healing, I know
I'm training speech
They're just golfing their fucking pizza, bro
Right here in box
Box, box, I'm taking box
50
I'm gonna die
50, got it
Okay, I have spot six nodes, you gotta heal.
You guys need a run-off time, you guys have to run-off time.
Let me heal though, you run-off time is good.
He's got a watch out, Tom.
Thank you, right there.
I don't know where he is. I have five nodes though.
Dude.
Read like you're shot coming up.
One's on your head.
Dude, I can't get up there strong.
These kids are so bad.
Bro, like...
I'm on my wall, I'm on my wall.
I'm on my head, I'm on my head.
I'm ready
I have four guns
What?
Mendez, Mendez, Mendez
They're gonna get in, they're gonna get in, they have it
I'm here, I'm here
You need to run, I'm here
I'm here, I'm going
I'm one, I'm one
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
Nice, nice, nice
I'm here, I'm here
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
Yeah
all right we gotta just play like a game bro I'm I'm trolling we're just gonna
play like bro I killed that kid I was in your box you just got in I don't know
why he's getting you just have to be caught out yeah and logic stop saying
stop just saying GG's bro like you're like giving up when we're still alive
like I literally killed him right I got to you he just ran in our box I hit
100 and then I didn't have ammo for the second guy for the second shot
We just got a bro we got a farm too, bro like can I just tell us a fight when we got to just get 5 for 5 and farm bro
You're there's no evil Jeff. You're the best fighter in the lobby are you not?
Are you not the best player in the lobby Jeff?
I am the best I am why are we scared? Why are we scared of running at people and fighting them?
I
That's all bro the thing is bro
I don't know. I just like I like to get prepared first and then fly you know what I mean
Okay, this next game was to swarm up and then fight you up. Yeah
We got 11 games like we got a
Like I won't gain anything cool basically does that make sense? Yeah, but I want bro, but I know Jeff
I know prime Jeff 15 kill win 20 kill win this life for you, bro
Mm-hmm
You hear Latino, yeah
What's the job
are you nervous or something? like you good? don't worry okay? no
just breathe
im chillin
you good bro? you got this
don't let canada make you nervous
bro im not gonna say
we're con we're con
we're best we're best
i'm a mackerel i'm a mackerel
can you get that or no
i'll get the shotgun
he gets the shotgun just turn around kill him insta
he got the air he got the air
i got air i'm helping you
there's so much kids yeah i'm just gonna play with it
go on left side go left side you guys should go on the other side
let them fight and you guys get the shotgun
i'm gonna pop big
i'm gonna get after you
where are your guns where are your guns
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's low, he's low.
I'm one, I'm one.
I need help.
Nice bro, your hand bro.
I need the shotgun.
I need the shotgun.
I need the shotgun.
I got shotguns out, okay?
You want a better one?
There's a better one upstairs.
Come here bro.
Yeah, I need the shotgun.
I need the shotgun.
there's yeah take your time bro we're gonna look he's good here is it fun I
think you're he did there's three teams here by the way two other teams just
make sure to just take it slow this farm up take your time we're good bro if
it gets bad I'll take some matter oh yeah are you taking your mom are you
Yeah
You still leave again?
No
Tell her bro you're playing with Agent Jeff and we're going to land for millions of dollars
She'll understand
Yeah come on, be sure to just bear as long as they got it
Get it got it
Here you go, get her massive
Oh! I got shot at
40, 68, 68!
On my left
I think we got it
You guys can go to the vending machine
Not where if I can't take that or no, yeah, I'm looking I'm looking I'm walking down I'm walking down
I could tarp down to you
But at least we I'm gonna break all the builds
I made it too much I have five those bro. We better just like
this is why it's horrible bro
how much gold do you have? how much gold do you have?
one city here
is there any other loot?
this is my base, this is my max base
give him a bag, give yourself a pop-up bag too
give me a bag
not here
if we kill the low-key, you get a third party item
you guys have a farm, you guys need a farm
I have ados, I have ados
I'm gonna work our way towards it though
yeah, I think we do have farm here
they're here, across from us
Yeah, there's kids down the stairs, watch your back, Latino.
Oh, back?
Yeah, someone shot.
There's no armor to that thing.
Yeah, I think we just show it for now, bro.
Let's just let the kids show it to us.
Yeah, let the kills come to you.
Come, come, come get a big.
Yes, sir.
Ah, I mean, I'm getting marked on.
Hunter, Hunter on one.
Fox, on your back, sir.
Good.
Yeah, I have your back.
I'm just gonna kill him. Can you chill?
Yeah, I'm good.
Come back to me.
Yeah.
He's on my way.
I'm like, one kill to get in.
Come on in.
I'm gonna pump it.
I'm high putting, ready?
No, no, no, no.
Come on, man.
No, no, no.
Come back, come back, come back.
Bro, I'm dead, bro.
Dude.
Oh.
Is it their party?
Yeah, you gotta just try to hide.
One kill.
I got killed.
So much.
One does
Come on
Like why are there two teams bro, and someone's shooting us through the window
Well
All good, it's all right. You guys want to lend somewhere else. I'm not saying he's good. Yeah
Yeah, I don't think you guys are good at Sandy bro. We can land yourself in there as well. It's just straight 50-50
Yeah, that's what you need. You have something on right? Yeah. Yeah, I got a macro
Ready up! Ready up!
Or it's called macro or suction?
Suction, suction.
Wait, I'm...
Bro, I'm on the line, like, I'm gonna have to put on the lay bro.
I'm sure it's not! I'm sure it's not!
Like, what?
No, no, no, I know that kid, he's chasing I mean.
Dude, there's a team in the building, perfectly winning for me,
and then we're gonna shot through the window.
Yeah, he's going to have to get in third party.
Like, what?
Like, we were just farming in the building.
How does that mean we're fencing, bro?
We were just farming in the building, and then we just get jumped
I'm telling you guys to farm like 50 times you guys are just like panicking farming just calm down and form
We need reset when you reset do some jumping extra. We've got to reset really three games down give canada your log in
All right, you have the job map for your spot Latino, yeah, you can you can I gel better off off it too, right?
Yeah, we just need a 360, okay
So right see what's 360 minus four
360 minus four is three hundred fifty six we need three hundred fifty six
What was that was that your AI?
It's chat you T. All right. You have a chat you T. Like that. Yeah
I should be hit. You know what it's for right? You know what it is.
That's why. I don't have to slay any of you. What happened?
This is a very 50-50 spot.
That's good. That's better for you guys. You guys need 50-50 bike.
But I'm the best 50-50 player.
No, you are. You are.
I don't think I got out of drop here once.
I best shot I just I'll drop you I just out drop my own teeny give me that
I'm from New York I'm from New York wait wait why you guys oh you want me
Yeah, I'm going out there right now.
Oh, I already got him, sorry.
Yeah.
Get to the side.
Make sure you get to the side right there.
Yeah, I got him.
Coming down.
All right, bro.
All right, now we're just playing endgame.
You can't, you guys, do all.
The 10's not there.
First time playing, don't know how to play.
So we just need to play endgame, okay?
Okay.
Is it dual? The chem's not there, it's first time playing without a fight.
So we just need to play, we just need to play on game, okay?
I didn't, Bro, I didn't even, yeah, yeah, I didn't show you, I didn't know you had no mats, you know?
So that's why I like, I didn't...
No, I'm fine, just farm up. I want to see 5-5-5, okay?
We just play on game, 5-5-5, and we just loot up. That's light, that's simple, right, Jeff?
Yup, 360 points. I want to make game of every game.
Here come, come, we're gonna do what he did.
Like farm all these uh...
Yep, you'll always get centered, you'll always get centered.
This is not all of them.
This is actually a lot of them.
What's your medal?
Uh, 192.
you guys can always come back and farm, you guys can always come back and farm
yeah I wanna see if this is lit
it's just like, yeah we're gonna get our brick here alright
yeah
okay this is unleaded nice
shock's on you
shock's there
how much are my minis, what do you carry?
uh big
you can carry a good one
big and I have an open slot
I can carry a big
I got chug
chug it
nice
nice stack bro
here come in and just like grab your break off these like nice things
not broken and then we'll go back and cap our metal I like this I like this
thing your voice is so sexy bro thank you baby like oh it's making me play so
good right now
baby you can look if you feel like you go fight that if you want okay okay okay
Fight it, but like we have to take it slow. Okay, I'm really no bro
I'm gonna show you how to fight all right, cuz you were taking a lot of damage in the fight
All the fights we take
Give me a fish
Yeah, no, I don't I got shocks chugs and bigs
Fox chugs
What do you mean I'll take it on a damn show no bro one of these vibe
You can give a good vibe. Oh my third part third day. Go shock on it. They're in that tunnel
That's a little scary.
Oh, never mind.
I fucked that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
You're gonna go to heaven, man.
You want to go back there, sir?
We're gonna go late.
No, no, no.
You don't need to.
You're just carefully going to break.
And then we go down here.
Go to our middle.
Yeah, go to our middle.
And then if you see someone, the guy's gonna shoot.
Yo.
You're good here.
Seriously.
Just respawn some longer.
But we're actually getting top seven final, bro.
I'm not kidding.
I'm going to take a piss real quick.
Sorry.
I'm 3, 4, 5.
Before we go down, we got a camper in the middle of the bridge.
of the
that's your metal
four five two
four five two i bet
that easily kept a matter of interest carefully
there's people that i didn't know i'm not installing so to be careful when
you break them
What do you have?
Uh, six chugs and two bigs.
I can carry more.
I can carry more bigs.
Yeah, and nice.
I can carry more.
I can also have bigs.
I also have bigs.
OK.
You can ask Kanata what to do.
It's a good come.
Check it, check it, check it.
Yeah, try not to get a workman.
I'm a layman over here, you can't.
Yeah, there's a kid right over here right there.
You see him?
Come, come, come.
Yeah, that's who he's looking at.
Oh.
Just work.
Just work.
He's coming to you, come here.
Do I get it?
Dude, you see the trap.
Nice, bro.
They're so bad, Jeff.
I'm getting this
I'm going on the other building so I go another way is your met is your metal cat is everything cat. Yeah, yeah
Watch it's working in here. I think
I'm gonna hear I'm gonna talk about
I'm following you
All together
Oh
I
Don't
I
Don't
I
I love it out of you. You're so good. You see how bad these players are. Are you trying to qualify? Yes or no?
We got another, they can't. On you, on you, on you. 20. 20 on you. Box. 100. Full box. Double hit.
Double hit. On my back. I'm getting out. On my way. I hit 100, by the way. I'm on dig, are you good?
Yeah, yeah. I can get to you. You're one. You won. Just show. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
I just told this kid is this use all the time. Yeah, yeah, can you help me like make space on you?
How big just hold hold reset the walls they're really bad by the way like horrible terrible. They're so bad
just watch this you bought that off
he go up and shoot him go up and shoot him
ready come 30, 30, go go
50, I'm in the skin, I'm on
I'm dead, 20
20, 20
you're so good
no you're still alive
you're fucking good
you're still eating, that kid was a pro
purple pump on me bro
it's not a pro bro
Yeah, what's your hills?
Two on a truck doing the three bigs.
Wait, should we go painted venting or lousy?
You guys should go painted.
It doesn't matter where you go.
Let's go painted.
I think it's better to see like there's a fight going back here.
Yeah, yeah.
Get closer to me though.
I think this side of the map, the players are just so bad, bro.
Like, Jeff, you just shit on my head.
Yeah, I shot.
Can you stop cursing? I'm cursing.
Yeah.
Keep it on down low.
Kanata.
Okay, for right here.
But it's so much built here.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
Just take it slow.
I'm big.
Shots.
Maybe you can third party that.
No, how?
I know you want to fight everything you see.
I can buy you something.
I can buy you anything.
anything give me gold I'll buy you a gold pump you want it I got a purple I
got I got this thing okay but it got me good yeah oh boy you get to know what
this thing right yep oh you might tell them just like to the members and then
yeah yeah there is three days when you have a chug took as well chug dog in
three bigs listen bro game okay don't get to okay it's your message what three
I need to break
still get too early
I gotta learn
come on
I'm gonna talk about faxing
come on
come on brother
let's go brunner
you don't need to fight this
I'm down
you're dead
I got that one
Right here? Oh he hit me on it, I need help
I went up, I went up, can you help me, can you help me?
I got him
Bomb me chug jug
150?
He's on my head, I need help
I need help, I need help
I'll get you, bomb him, bomb him
I don't have, I don't have chug jug in this
Just hold
Yeah, I had it, I'm good
They're not bad though
This team's stuck there, no they're terrible
Yeah, I'm gonna like, make it play, get ready
I need you to like, make the same play with me with this mom
Just jump on their head
Wait, one's going right here.
One's holding this cone, the other one's holding it.
I'm going up, 150, 100, 100, 100.
100, 100.
30 on one.
Thanks, double hit.
One of them's low, Jeff.
One on high, double hit.
They're running.
Yeah, money, money.
That's just slow, that's just slow, Jeff.
I'm fighting the other one.
He's on the swallow.
Yeah, three.
They're right here.
I'm on marker.
They're chugging.
They're chugging.
They went down.
We could do all this round, bro.
Careful, careful.
Wait, I can chug.
Come on, come on.
come on come on come on oh my god I'm one
I'm holding holding I'm making sure I'm back
yep you're holding I'm on big wait this can you hold yeah
yeah I'm on big bro you should just men this jump up just men the
jump up yeah a limb reload and just catch my back
they're range they ran away I'm talking on the head come come
I think we chill bro. I think we chill. I want to just re-farm and just play the game now I know I'm being a putt- I don't think-
Can you guys just go back to the old boot? Go back to the old boot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause I'm broke now I need to buy it.
Where was it? Right here? Oh right here as well.
He's back there, he's back there. You guys have backstabbing on him.
Yeah it's fine.
He was low key like the same.
Yeah, it's just we wasted like
Yeah, I don't know what my confidence when canado. Yeah, where's your yeah, what the fuck?
I think every single night at the old Jeff just full P 200 like I didn't hear a single hundred there like I'm a boxer now though
If there's nothing to do it for it does
Like I'm more in cardio base in your life
Okay, I need to reform any reform can we just
I should wrap that pain and reform everything. It's up up up
Go to panic go to pay that for me
Yes, just for my mom. Oh, you sort of farm. No, no, I'm saying farm farm on the death
And then like you want to wrap around oh a paper
Here come desperate you get a shot on
I was from where that's us we already go like this the Harley anyone back this is you already cleared it
Yeah
What's your match to one and a half one and a half
It's not that bad. Oh by the way, bro my fighting style like I like box anymore like PJ. I
like quick ink is bear like
I just want to like I love that
Now I want to snap of me. I don't even want them to have a chance to fight it
Okay, but like my like, you know me, you know all over here. No
No, okay, like we need him like how we fought when we play we just sit in a box and just
Play box lights and we would never lose the fight. Oh, I'm not already. Yeah, but like sometimes it's good to just box up
This is farm up
Painted the defenses
We'll just get a kill. Let's just play the game
I have four shots.
We should go that side.
We can shoot this.
We can box medecine too if you want.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
I'm shot.
We can keep this we get back to the team to do you want
I'm fighting you want to fight it
Yeah, just a 321 it is a 321
I'm fighting him on the player. I'm going wow. I got a hard time. Okay. You're good. You're good. Take this time
I'm gonna put him down
well
Yeah, I'm gonna hit 180 give me time. Yeah, I'm trying for you. It's very good
We can always go up to the now and play the game
Wait, can you get a different angle?
Yeah, let's just not even play bro. Let's wrap it up. We should we should go up on the number
No, no just sit here, bro
You guys don't even you guys at that side are no funny going up the mountain. They hit. I'll go. Yeah, I have 80 chug
Joe to date three shocks
Alright, let me get
You guys I'm not alive
What like at the door yeah, no more fighting
Do you take that this respect logic you said you lost oh my he's the cook he's a coach yeah
Yeah, we won't fight we should reload your shop. We get a big though. Let me get a big
What is a play like for pre-added some stuff I guess yeah play for smart kills, bro
My master I'm looking to get them five on one you guys will find a get fill later
Okay, so you go reformed. I said they say how I met those stairs
Remember he said just show. Yeah, you got to I mean you got a shot there. It's fine. You got to do it
Here come we're here here. I didn't get anywhere. I just it is far great. Just watch them out in the hillbilly. Yeah
I got tag on the mouth
I
Kids coming from like we're gonna get a lake on I'm not
Open around
Remember we can't fight
And then we can look for kills up here
Yeah, bro, I should I go about my brain is like so good
Hey, you got Joe and yeah, I'm not
Wait, just like you just like you
Okay, okay, I'll I do okay you look at her back
Wait, wait, dogs are shocking a team's head.
No, we're just showing stuff.
We're gonna go for this drop, okay? We're gonna get off this mount last minute, and we're gonna go for the drop.
We just need to watch our back right now for any lurkers, and then we'll shock off the drop.
Yup, in the zone. It's gonna open up to it. We're gonna shock to it.
What do you think? Two Asian brothers communicating?
Wait, over peek, but don't over peek. It's like, actually don't even peek.
right here 20 fitting hundred hundred cracked okay I'm gonna start going you
have your solo shot right yeah we should start going now come come I'm gonna
shop off yeah come three two one run slide off this purple thing and then
we're gonna go for the drop are you good talk to me play low ground with me
my game is so I'm gonna need to find a new PC
I'm gonna kill you.
Mark your dog, huh?
This kid's this kid's.
They're cutting us off.
We're in here.
I think you want to take care of her.
Yeah, we'll just show here, bro.
I want to get the job done here for some reason.
Come on, bro.
What?
If you like, think my rotator.
Here, you need break or no.
Don't back around.
No, I'm good. I'm glad.
Run
They're run we're in shock right now. Okay, yeah, well it is a wall three two one
Slide through the middle. We're gonna stop right here in this old brick box. We're gonna go from here
Okay, we're gonna go like all good
Okay, I'm like maybe you should I do about I don't know what I'm doing
I'm on bro. Don't do this. Yeah, I don't know my real teeth are good because we just got fried
You gotta go up one so I just go okay, we're gonna go out to come right and I don't get it on
You want me to or you do it?
Yeah, okay, I'll throw okay right now break the colony your box
No, can you get to me or no, I have perfect spot game. Yeah, I'm gonna. I made a two-butt you
We got to work on the future because we got to get top seven and stuff not body not body spray this break
Come on. We spray this break whenever you're ready three two
But safe so slow get a pretty good a pretty good a pretty wait my game is so like you
Yeah, I got a pretty
Get it get it get it get it come come come your head your head. Come on. Get it off. I'm accurate. Nice, bro
yeah my god let me out yeah come come let my jail let my jail Jeff oh yeah shit
I'm free time job your time show yep I did I did yeah for big or you just
pick it up just here give you to give you to keep people yeah watch our back
holy shit we're about to win this game I'm gonna show you some plays but we're
going low ground okay oh yeah we're fracking some shock us okay I'm only
Yeah, I'm pretty peaceing
Five on the wood just a front state pop. They're not any time
You guys should breathe out there's yeah, I'm a pretty I'm a pretty teeny tart. Can you try it?
Wait, wait
Your head watch your head
So just
I'm popping big the show I'm in the back
get ready
if it wraps it back
you guys have to go around
2 seconds
you ready
watch the wall
you claim on me
no hard
you gotta like
i will
you guys are low ground
get the 3
get the 3
go go
Bring body, bring body, bring body.
They're horrible.
I'm making space, I'm going from, you gotta go up.
Get out of the way, get out of the way.
I got the loot.
Yo, I sold.
180?
Nice.
I'm trying to get in your box.
I sold.
I sold.
I'm out of the zone.
I'm out of the zone.
I need to go up, bro.
You're getting here.
get here sit here sit here we first
let's pull off things off
shit oh
2 seconds how many teams how many teams
11 pull those up we go
wrap around right wrap around right
right beautiful
normal shot you guys run up run up
under it nice
come on he's one
8 bills watch your bills 2 bills
2 bills
break break break under you
don't don't just go up
3 build, 3 build.
NO! I can't.
That was cool.
What's that movement from me bro? What the hell is this?
Alright.
Well done. That's not gonna back me.
Yeah, we got 7 kill. That's not back.
It's not a back.
Yeah, we just gotta go with the freeze.
Freezing like...
Freeze?
Like, lagging like a good boy?
And I think I heard, can I say, just show?
Were you like, were you just tarping or what?
You guys need to breathe a second, and then just take it slow, you guys just gotta refresh
your spots up, heal up, and then just shock out, you know?
No point in panic-carping.
Yeah.
Logic.
You understand?
I got that.
Yeah, I got that.
Instant Q.
Let's go.
Come on, let's do 10 down.
I need to split that.
By the way, by the way, there's no, there's no, there's no heal up.
You guys are in a drone lobby every game.
I'm just gonna let you know that, okay?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Just get the drop count. Just get the drop count.
Let's go.
Get the drop count. Get the drop count.
Winner, drone lobby, every game.
It's every game.
Did you want me on a jail logic?
I can, and I could get us into a win every game.
If you want.
What do you think?
I don't know. You're like, you idea.
You idea.
You're like,
what does it call it here?
How do you say it?
What?
You're second guessing yourself.
Yeah, mark that.
I'm good. It's just it can't take you. I would have pushed that better. I'm so bad,
I
Get the green one
Yeah, I'm gonna kill one I'm gonna kill one I feel like to this I get
Very white
Yep, we just farm up created play like good boys, okay
Just max out your metal here and just get everything, or you guys can do it underground as well.
Want to get these barrels?
There's some in, you can get those, I'm gonna get these.
Just shoot.
Can you hold that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drop your minis if you have minis.
You're ready to set it.
So you can see me too?
He doesn't double shrink yet, just double shrink sure.
Can you see?
He just had no idea.
Do you want to carry this?
Well, I need to shuffle in real.
Carry it out.
Yeah, I'll carry that.
Excuse me.
Here, let's get barrels.
You can IGL, okay?
Yeah, okay.
I mean, pro, what do you think is better?
He IGLs or IGLs?
Yeah, bro, it doesn't matter who's IGLing.
Like, it's Squibbers just parking.
listen to my call when I'm saying to chill just chill let me take you out let me
take you out you know I'm saying I'm caught like I need to get a shot I got
you guys that three you know I'm saying just wait for me to calm I'm gonna
thank you I need to get shocking let's keep
I'm good but I can't see in your pinks. I can't see Mars
It's a good tunnel, fighting.
Wait, shotgun, come, come, take that.
Someone's shocked under...
They might come up here, if you want to, they're coming up.
I got a footsteps.
Yeah, they hit the porpoise, I don't know how it works though.
There's a lot of stuff going on, we gotta just show, okay?
Remember?
Okay, in front of you, in front of you, on this thing, in front of you, I'm lads.
He's up there, you got a good shotgun, I said.
Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.
There, there.
Okay, come, come, come.
They have no loot, they have no loot, they have no loot.
Back north to the brick area
Can we all talk like mad calm to this time over some
I'm talking show you're the one over sinited by the here come
Every bridge watch out getting lurked on you don't kill her. Yep. They're ready to get left on
How much dogs do you have I have two chugs two chugs?
So I'll shock spot. I got five shocks
I don't know, I'm 30.
Nice.
That's your maths?
3 and a half seconds, five.
You don't even need my number, that's good.
I'm gonna break the game.
Make sure you don't get like, locked on into the house.
Yeah.
Alright, let's run it down in this house.
It's leading.
It's on.
Did that give you a heal?
Yeah, it must be.
Yeah, it kills you but it's no point, we can probably go there party at least I'm not in trouble.
No, no, no, no, remember we have to be good boys, you're being horny, chill.
I'm down to play.
Hey, where about your brick here?
I'm getting my brick here.
I'm in the water.
Just get our match up, we play good position and just sit in our ball.
Yeah, just go that side, just go back where you guys landed, you're in the same spot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go now.
Do you have cat brick or not?
Yes, I'm 4 or 5-5.
You're good.
Nice.
you said in the center zone he created oh yeah by the way my last game you almost died
from your head so like I guess I gotta like look for you when I front-tarp like
when I went no like when we created it oh yeah no I like charges like I'll be a
I'm just gonna be like yo your head your head like what should I do just walk it off
by the time I take video I don't know how much gold you guys should go to the dark
and try to buy chugs at the beginning how much gold do you have let's go to the thousand
just watch out don't get don't get don't get on the right there you guys don't work on
Yeah
Wait you want to stop by the show
We can kill this kid
We just need to get toys and go
I can buy a big one. I can't. I can't.
I can pop the Mekka. Just go south of the door. Just go south of the door.
They came from the low key stat. Just go south of the door.
Watch your head. Watch your head too.
I'm in the building right now.
You don't need to re-farm. You guys just get out.
You guys can re-sarm someone.
Just stay, just have the AFK
Just twiddle our fingers, they're watching us
Twiddle our fingers
You're like a fish
Up this mountain
I'm not gonna batch out
You shoulda watched these kids bruh, they're like
I mean, freaks
There's barrels in here, I think
I think there's barrels in here
Ooh, I'm gonna get this
Take my dogs, take my dogs
Yeah, we can use this up.
Is that a wave?
Now drop your buddies, drop your buddies, drop your buddies for the shots.
Yeah.
Then go up there, then go up the nail.
We'll cap every single one.
And then after you do this, you guys can just sit.
We should just sit. I think we should just sit.
Just box it.
Come here, come here, come here, Logi. Just come here.
We can kill this kid if he coming here now.
We'll just sit.
No, just box, just fish, just fish, yeah.
Oh, you want fish? Okay, sorry.
I'm just gonna let you guys go.
Yeah, I think they want to fight
They're just here, they're just here
Here come, you gotta watch me, you gotta hold my watch
Yeah
Nice
Watch this
You gotta go to the other side to see the fishing
Careful of shocking
Yeah
I think he's still here, just care
Just get the rod and start fishing
In this house
That's a double. Just double raw fish from stop like trying to look for a kill bro. Just fish
Okay, be honest yeah
Here's your best track. You guys are so brave rather than
nice
You can't go fish. I'll drop out. Just literally max out your show fish
I'm back, please.
You're done, you're done. They're not gonna, they're not gonna drip you.
I'm too shocked, just let me talk to me, Ken.
And then drop your shield fit, or get shield fish for your main, Chef, later, okay?
Okay.
I have to get three.
You guys don't need any, you already have served, you've chose, like, because you just need to chill.
You will get damaged later in the game anyway.
I
This is our win
You guys after messing the fish seriously
what it pulls left you guys should just shock off the hill like straight left
right as soon as I'm two second be ready go dark you guys should go to the dark
right now get your head yeah I'm gonna draw my knees you have another show
I'm gonna scout before we get up.
You guys should just go up the hill.
Watch out.
Center of dark.
Left. The south building.
This one?
Watch out.
You guys can build a metal.
There's an extra mine.
Careful of your game bro.
You guys should have a base above.
Make a base straight up.
3 up and then someone's gonna farm
I made a base, I made a base
I got it, this is fine
I got it
That's it, that's it
Bro, you're down this window
Okay, not like the full surge base
Like whatever
Just put a cone on your head brother
And just fucking farm
You guys need to double farm
The team keep sharing it with us
Just careful, okay?
Just farm, just re-farm bro
Reformed together, bro.
I'm about to be capped.
You guys can go underground as well.
You need to reform for yourself.
Half the metal is down.
Half the metal is reformed.
Yeah.
I went 50 up there.
So we gotta get uh, pretty heavy
Oh yeah, I don't know, I don't know
It's fine, but we'll get a kill, bro, remember where we are, we'll get a kill, bro
We don't have to do anything like the underground stuff
Think about this, uh, Jeff, this is a spring session in lobby 4 vital
Yup, and I'm, I'm Asian Jeff, I'm the best player to ever play
You're an Asian Jeff, you're the best player to ever play
Much better than you as Jeff
2-2-3-40, but we'll get a free in it, it's fine
You saw how easy the kids were
Come up the base
Like I lost my
Asian
that's what you want
yeah what should i do with this bro
you actually added the combo, just added the combo
i love you
you're good
scared
you're 500 metal, jeff?
no i'm 364
i don't think there's anything else
because i split him, remember
there's nothing else
we'll get a kill
shock, shock, shock, shock
I'm letting right here
I'm letting right here
I'm going up one DGDG
Lock her back
I'm stopping here real quick
You can go ahead of me
I'll get to you
Just go up there
Are you farming?
Oh my god
I'm not sure
You guys need to look for some damage by my life
You guys think they can damage the entire game
You might be too low sir
I see something. There's a kid farming an open player
19 all right look your own boss, okay, there's gonna be so many kids like so many
It's fake sir, this is fake
Just probably like a hundred fifty above maybe a hundred eighty shock. They're sorry. Yeah
I think it's falling off now it does.
Let me know if he's going up.
You need metal, no Jeff?
Jeff come down here and get this extra metal later, not right now.
I'm just looking for a server now.
Are you good?
Yeah, just...
You should blow the wall in your right.
Is that all?
Oh, there's like metal on that one, it's fine it's fine, fuck this, just fuck with it bro.
Okay.
There's just 30, 40 metal, is that what it works for?
You can drop down and get it, drop, you know what, 10 seconds.
Just come down and get it and then go back up.
And you guys need to be ready on where to take it.
Just don't get hit bro.
Yup, I got it.
Just come up.
Four shots, six shots.
Two seconds, two seconds, two seconds.
It's a go, go, go, go, go.
Should I do it?
Shocking now?
focus here
oh, i'm gonna go over here
yeah, yeah, yeah
you might need to stop here
i'm just gonna get edge
yeah, go go go
yeah, we're gonna get edge
are we getting here?
we can just edge in here
we can edge in here, we're getting edge
just run, yeah, just run
just run up in box
and then run
just box, box
box, box
i think we're getting edge
oh
go up one
go up one, go up one
go up one, go up one
just one, just one
that's it, that's it, this is it
look back in this box
and look for damage
look with jeff
look with jeff out of his box
yeah, come to my box
you just have
it's on low ground though, okay?
And our back gets sprayed, it's in brick, okay?
These are free, they're all gonna come up, we can get in the box, I mean.
300, 200 light.
Put your light here, I'll give you like two.
This is low gear, that's fucking angle, I'm not gonna lie.
Look at that.
Let's take it.
Okay, make it better anyway.
Just look from here bro, just look like this, don't hug the left, you're not hugging the left.
You're a bad rain spirit.
He's on my wall bro, wow, he's gonna kill me.
Damage it might like box. Yeah, I'm gonna show you guys on any damage. Don't even open don't even open
Not even open no point in opening or not good or
You shot
I'm one one four. What about you come come come out of those three come come come
91
what it's no man it's fine I don't need you to check you ready for what they
you have a match up happen what you two one four 15 seconds you ready to be
ready into shock through the left here like this way yeah I'm gonna let them
learn the right a little bit the left one in the right edit the cone three edit
the cone three so you have it's like you don't come up at the phone like three
ways no no the bottom code you're standing on the one you're standing on
like this yeah like that it right now okay I got a shocking I got a
play really quick I'm gonna get to you yeah I'm not gonna I shocked my game yeah
here a shock again okay I have one more shot yeah
Shocking shocking now
I'm on the ground front side
Just harping just harping
This is a bad zone for everyone
You guys need to chill wait for people to chop on your wall. Good job. You should just have a free out
Okay, just have one out someone land on you you should insiders
Yeah, yeah, right here. Did he go up? No, no, no, he went up. He went up clean this on this
I'll look for a pre-ok here I
Have a pretty summer. No, like he means like one phone established recently on this
Like Northwest or like this way you guys
I'm looking back
Just be ready on me. I think I have a priest. I'm ready, bro. I'm just praying.
There's like a solo back here. Just listen. Use your ears, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just reset it now.
What's your magic? Like someone that has 1-0-3 to be ready for it.
1-0-3.
There is a solo right here.
You ready?
up you guys like yeah you need to shock straight up like straight
it's gonna be a little bit not right on don't wait wait for it no no no no we
just use a fight right and just go up you get a shock straight up you just
edit the comb break the cone edit it and break it yeah cross you can pop
them just pop their dinosaur right here three two three go go back
They're dead at it at it.
They're dying to serve you.
Oh my god, you're so sexy.
Show us, show us, show us.
Stop standing.
I can shock us, I can shock us for real.
You're 5-5-5.
Go back in front, come here, come here.
Just go back in front.
Okay, shock effect, effect.
And run through, please.
Follow me, follow me.
Yeah, you gotta build, you're gonna get pumped.
We're back side right now.
I'm with you. I'm with you. Don't break free free. We're good. Box here. Box here. You guys can shock it. Just box
Yeah, that's
Time to just mark down for me
That is
Thanks for back daddy. Yes!
You can just go straight down. You can wait till Dylan's at your back.
Wait for someone to drop down, maybe pump them in the back.
Right side? Or back?
Yeah, yeah, front, front, front.
No shots in this one.
Man, you can shot yourself deep, Jeff. Off this helmet.
Not right now. Just wait.
You can just shot deep. You have to tank a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Go all the way down, all the way down.
You might be able to get a kill.
How do you build them when you get fought here?
You guys, you just need to try to look for a solo to kill.
Probably 16.
Thanks for the plant awareness.
Watch that middle.
You yourself shockify.
I
Want to box those kids's tops you could have you could have probably ramped up to you because I wasn't like I
Wasn't really active
Yeah, I can just I can just leave like like game if you want
You want me to all right? Yeah, you can just be my fragger and I'll just I'll just try to hide you again
All right
Calm down. There's nothing there
He's just have to box shop box shot, you know, you don't need a key. Yeah, you don't need a great anything
You're good. Don't
Bro, we're chilling bro, we're like top
We're top 256 and that's not even that bad
We need top 50 bro, we got this.
Just mark the drop, you IGL me on spot, how IGL us.
Bro, we're chillin bro, come on.
Do some jumping jacks bro, we got this.
Chad bro, I feel like my teammate is getting in his head bro.
Holy chat, stop talking trash my teammate, he's literally just gonna get, he's gonna
read it and then he's gonna play back.
Like, I can't have you guys talk trash then bro.
I'm not playing the best either, I'm not so clutching good.
Alright, I'm gonna let this, you got the drop or no?
Yo, are you here?
Okay, you see what I'm doing?
You guys just need to kill him.
Yo, mark it, mark it.
I'm marking it.
Bro, we got this, bro.
Any more games you have?
You guys are a lot, you have seven more games.
seven six or seven seven seven okay i'm an ideal bro i'm actually about against the one
and i'm not kidding i'm best i'm best i'm gonna slide to the right you get that you get that
base word looks like they're swarming shoot them up this guy if you can yeah you can kill them
turn her out in uh the other spot too i think we just stay here logic someone's gliding like
I'm an ideal, bro. I'm an ideal. Yeah, I feel I see I'm done
Okay, we just get a loot just go to the fishing flag in and we just chill in good
Yeah, I marked him bro.
Mark him.
Give me that.
You see that?
You see that?
Pick up right there.
Can you carry this big?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fucking tasting many of this fucking shit.
Bro, you literally carried Summers there, bro.
Remember you told me?
Yeah.
Like you're literally him, bro.
And I saw that P-Slash game, like you are meant to be a fragger, bro.
be a fragger bro
chop any of that nice stack
someone just zipline
should i got him?
someone just shot him in my head
near me
they might be running away
it's a solo just jump him
26? i don't know if we fight this
i think we go back
look at this
he's out
Come back in my box 100 full box box. I'm dead. I'm dead. My team just my
You actually kill these kids. They're horrible
Why no, don't know
All right. Oh my god, they're standing on this
I'm locking it
like pro where these kids just coming from bro please each other shogun no I
had to ask him to do that whole fight I wanted a brother got a song into you never
get a shock in here I want to just go back but then I saw that the kills there
and then I boxed them and I died from back I mean bro it's just cannot it's
just too crowded so we're just getting stream signed.
You have 50k viewers.
They're fake viewers.
They're fake viewers.
What do you mean?
How are you doing, Big Show?
You guys just have to make endgame.
I mean, I can't.
You guys just have to build on a shotgun.
What am I supposed to do?
Like, spawn a shotgun in?
Let me turn on my fan.
Okay, listen, bro.
Listen, listen, listen.
If that happens one more game, we're putting it on the layer.
we need 370 by the way. Those kids were terrible and they 0-billed by the way. I don't know why they're dancing on me.
All right just mark your up.
Oh my god no.
Bro it's only been an hour of the tournament you guys need to chill out, breathe and lock in.
I'm right there.
You're marking it.
We need 370 okay?
Yeah we just need 364 or some shit
Wait no we need 300
Here come
You gotta go. I have no gun. I have no gun
Wait
Jeff you have to follow them into the zip line, bro
Why are you standing there doing up? I don't really like
Oh my god, oh my god, bro you're fighting list
I need to go for a walk, dude what is this bro, oh my god bro, what am I doing bro?
You got the gun, just jump it, you have to just jump it, you're digging a ton of loot
in there.
Where you at Jeff?
I don't know, I don't know how both of our drops are messed up, that was weird.
You guys both missed the marker.
I'm going to go to Jeff.
Jeff actually hit the marker.
I hit the marker.
I went in the dumpster and then, nah, that's on me, bro.
I went in the dumpster and I don't know.
I'm going to stop sitting in my games.
We're locked in.
I started out on everyone's life
from winning every game.
On everyone's life.
See, I'm actually better at this.
i'm gonna call canada the Korean word
bro i literally called for this last time bro this is so free man
this is the freest thing ever bro
come on
alright this is our game
i'm gonna like it if we lose this game like
yeah yeah we probably shouldn't put this
we probably should have won in the lay chat
I'm just submitting to Canada, bro.
Hmm.
Alright, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go, bro.
Let's get this, bro. Come on.
Hey, my face.
Fuck off.
I'm not going to...
I'm not going to fast.
You might have to drop a 20 bomb this game.
You guys have to drop a 25%
Think about it. Every game is no elo
There's no elo
I'd best shot. Look at these kids. They have to follow
They're running straight down. Look look, they're to the top.
Are they going? They're going. They're coming on their right.
They're coming on their right. It's to go down. It's to go down.
It's to go down. Going down.
There's an AR on top. I got it.
Here we go.
Okay, there's theirs. I got my niece.
you're gonna go kill it though
you have to run it down
you have to have to run it down
i bet
think i'm gonna have to go right game bro this is in the tournament
i got shots, you can face shots when someone's at them
they're running shit up
i got a twin in here
they have nothing
they have nothing
on the roof
i'm here
med bomb
i'm here
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This has got to be retarded. Where did they even come from?
Oh my god, it's so hard to lay.
Dude, it's a delay, bro. It's a delay.
They don't have shotguns.
I just told them half of my game because I know the rest.
This is not real. What?
Canada is not real.
They don't have a shotgun. This is just not real.
These kids are just useless. They don't care.
You guys have double pumps. You guys have double pumps.
They don't even care, bro.
kids don't even care so they're just trying to get clout bro
I have 50,000 viewers bro
it's just, oh my god
bro we got 4 games left
you guys died in that game like 4 times bro
clout bro
I don't even know what to tell you bro
is it even possible to clout bro?
Yeah, yeah it is.
You guys need to drop a 30.
3, 4. We have 4 games left.
And we need...
370.
You need 370?
Just key, please.
You guys need to kill them.
When they're running at you like that,
they have 2 pistols.
Both of them are holding pistols.
I added them and he just killed me, bro.
You just have to...
You have a double pump.
That's also on bucket.
Hold up, give me a sec.
Bro, champ, my Tormash is over cause of the lay, bro.
What am I doing?
Every time I don't put on the lay, man.
Every time, bro, it's every time.
I know these fucking kids are just streams underneath,
bro, these little ass Fortnite jits, bro.
Actually gets me aggravated, bro.
Like, oh my God.
I don't know why I didn't put on the lay, bro.
Like, I have four games now.
four games now because the shit holy fuck dude
all right i'm ready let's go let's get this done yeah let's let's finish it off
with a bang bro come on
come on let's go i'm down whatever i don't care but i don't even care about the
later i don't even care anymore i'm just gonna shit on these i'm just gonna
show these fucking kids bro i'm just gonna put i'm just gonna put
i'm just gonna put them down like a like a dog that gets ready to sit it up
I am yeah, I'm sitting down, bro
All right, no more giggles
I'm sitting key like it's a rank I'm not even throwing I'm just gonna listen to the nada come
My offensive is just over bro. I'm watching this bag
I don't even know where they came from we have a best drop getting barrels and then
Like it doesn't make any sense bro. These kids are just stream siming. These kids are just freaking stream siming bro.
Alright, we need to come back here okay?
So we dropped two 20 bombs, how many points do we have?
Have been two 20 bombs, you guys are going to be at 300 points after that.
Okay, and then we only have set of points.
And then you guys just need to literally have a zero kill win.
Or a zero kill third if you fall, okay?
And we have time to play out every game.
There's no elo. Zero elo.
Yup.
It is so free.
If anything, getting Stream Slime is good for you.
Because you need the kills.
You guys get fed by...
Yup.
I don't even care about Stream Slimes.
Let's just drop back-to-back.
You have to just shit on them, bro.
I
Can a tension wins good
You see
I bet I bet I bet I can go right
We have
Wait, you got that I'm gonna go
He went down I got
Oh my god, I just run.
I'm gonna die.
Yeah, I'm just gonna run.
Oh my god, one more.
Come, come, come.
I'm giving you shotgun.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Just gotta run.
I wanna be one.
You have time.
You have time.
You have time.
I have nothing though.
Wait, you tell me what you're doing.
Just run.
Just run.
You tell me what you're doing.
I wanna be one.
It's the one that I'm on.
Oh my god.
He's ready.
Just run.
I know all these kids, bro.
You know.
Yes, bro.
Every single time we die.
Let's go Sandy after this game, bro.
fuck this drop. this drop is so shitty bro
what even happened now there's a gun?
I went down, he got the shotgun and then I
he said hide your screen I'm not even chilling
I'm hiding it, I'm hiding it
I don't even know what to do here
what do I even do?
make it ready like tip-toe you said
what'd you say?
or you could wait for dark to start a third party to honor you know
you should capture a break here
not a try like that
okay right there
I actually need to get it. Oh my god, bro. Let's get one bomb.
It's time, but just need back to back 20 bombs and then one good game.
And I'm going to reboot you this game.
Oh god, that's doable, man.
Definitely doable, bro.
I'm going to reboot you right here.
These kids are no ELO, bro.
bro you know how bad these kids are bro it's a it's a vital division for love
I'm not going towards that boss
of
the
Oh, what the hell?
Is that a guy?
Is my coach at?
I'm just gonna camp, bro.
My coach is not here.
You know what I should do?
I should give Kananamai a count.
I'm not a dude just sit here. Just wait for zone open on that. I'll send you my login okay
So zone here will probably pull towards the right. You just have to wait here. Yeah here here. Yeah there
Either way just wait for zone. You'll be fine. Okay. You'll you just need a fine goal to get his card
Okay, you will find back here here, right?
yeah you can go there just find chests you just need three chests right can
need whites to
I'm bad in logic we're going we're going to see any of this game bro
now I'm sure you just go eat I'm not trying I don't like sandy no if I will eat
though I mean I landed in the ice biome it was pretty good to on that
star truck right here you see this this spot right here and then we hit the
poor guy and go back here somewhere
right I don't know I just feel like you're nervous from Kanata I'm not
nervous or like you're reading chat and it's affecting you I don't know
even have that open you swear to God say I'll say on everything love say on
canada's life you know we see back-to-back 20 moms and one good game
oh yeah god we got a guy on the side do you remember when we first played the
victory couple and we made a closer concept yeah and then we call yeah it's
we're doing now but we're just making it close for concept.
So boring with like...
Are you laughing? No, no, no. I have 65,000 viewers right now.
I'm Moggy Canada, bro. And viewers...
I'm the most viewed streamer on Twitch right now, bro. How much aura is that?
You guys are talking to that most viewed streamer right now.
I
Alright, yo can I I'm you bro. I want to talk to you
Jeff you really believe it's cuz you're gonna stream sniper now I
Know he's saying he's saying he knows the kids. He's saying he knows the kids that are calling us
Okay, I think not
Okay, let's say let's think from every game right Santa. We're gonna stream tonight. That's Andy. Yeah, I know I know that team too
I used to play dildos with him
And he literally said
I was playing ospods with him
He's like, but if I see you in my game, bro, it's rad
Hey
Okay, but the end games though
That's not true
Not really, but I fall
I'm sorry, I'm all sweet
But like, even if you're getting shrinks, like, you should not be dying in these kids' health
Yeah, I don't
What does that mean, bro?
I think it's because I got to eat, bro
I'm not even throwing it, bro
you guys do
im eating right now
how much more chests do i need?
like 2
i think this is uncons bro
this is uncons
oh my god i got gold i'm gonna just redo you now
we just loot this
okay a little dive
we're in the no elo lobby bro
this is the 3est stuff ever man
wait wait no i'm here bruh
like you're just getting in your head i'm getting in your head
I'm hot I'm on hot experience. Maybe that there. I'm we're gonna ship that back to nada
And I'm dead. Yeah, like this is gotta be a target
More between these six
Like come on bro
What are the chances, bro, I can't I don't get it. This is retarded
I'm just too clouded. I have 70,000 viewers bro. It's just impossible
Oh my god, bro
You gotta wait. Are you gonna try to go for the 30? You guys just have to go for the 30 bro
It doesn't matter if you wait or you go now, it's the same outcome every end of the time.
If anything, it's better now to do it while people have games like the Shudders versus
like going later and where all the good players are like playing and you're going to be
cute.
Do you want to go to Espa Laos or do you not want to play it?
Go Sandy.
Sandy?
Alright.
You're a canonic and coach hard too.
Alright bro.
All right, you guys at this point have to get shrimp, so I can get five kills, bro.
Like you have to, like you just need to drop a 30.
Should have waited longer, bro.
Like this is actually, like how is it, like I don't even want to say I'm getting unlucky,
like I don't know.
Like chat, how am I in zone?
You guys are just playing like ass, like I'm not going to lie.
But how am I in zone?
But okay, that's one game, you know, one game, okay, maybe you're unlucky, but
Every other game, every end game, you guys are not even making it as a duo, like just
dead first moving and then all spawns, you guys don't even know what you're doing, all
spawn.
You're going to con, of course sometimes you're going to get conned, you guys are messing
up your drop, the comms are unclear, I can't coach you because I've never landed here
at this spot.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what's the best play.
You're double-pitched, Andy?
Yeah, yeah, let me send it to you
You guys are an extreme side by kids with no shotguns and you're not when you guys have double shotguns
I don't know what to tell you there. You know, I'm sorry. That's not even like
There's a little too late for that
Are you in the room?
Are you eating right now?
No, I'm not I
Said you left
I'll do it. I think it's like right here. No, it's in the river. Yeah
jump like on the tree like right now oh I might have just sold all right come on
bro let's just drop a 30 bomb and then take it slow yeah just drop a 30
you're the most strained viewer on twitch on twitch right now yeah oh
you guys need help you guys need help yeah best job you're better than one
hotel you get that I get this I get this I get very hard
the kid is right side
if you just
there's going far
30
hold on, I'm gonna heal
I got full shield
I'm gonna like
come come come
I'm gonna shock him
come come come
I'll just get him
I need a heal first bro
yeah come get him
just pop him
just pop him
I gotta shock him?
was it only one shooting you?
no no no
it was like a team west
it was a hell of a team everywhere
you need to shock him
I'm going to kill them.
Try to farm your mags.
They're shooting from across the building.
Yeah, yeah, like on that little cabin thing?
They're fighting right now.
Yeah, someone's going to kill every farm.
No, we should finish our farm in a few years.
Okay, you should try to kill the team on your side.
Here, come on, come on, we're going to look and farm as well.
We're not really looking.
Watch your left.
He's in the desert.
Let's team that shot.
Yeah, let's do it.
What?
What is that drop shot?
where those are the kids that left no they're a different team
there's a team there
can we go to a vending machine?
I don't know where they are
talk to your bandit
take your vegetables
I bet you said you had your vegetables
oh my god my heads head is so low
Give me a mini job
Let's go vending get your wood on the way
Have a thousand bro. Yeah, I think if you yeah, I'm a loot hotel. I like yo, we're already kids fight like are they not fighting them on
Ran
I'm one problem about this big here. This looks I'm looted. It's probably
What's your mad one two second
Just be really careful, bro. You have so much
You just have to end up fighting anyone. Yep. What do I buy this big?
What are you holding? What are you holding Latina?
I only got Chugs, I have no heals.
Just buy Biggs, just buy Biggs, you buy Biggs Latina and Chugs, you buy Chugs, Chugs.
How about Biggs?
I'll buy Chugs.
I'm gonna buy one Chug.
You can buy In-Drop, you don't know.
Got enough.
You start firing.
You guys need to try to kill the team, you're a few longer.
Where are they at?
I'm following here.
I think they're over there.
I think I have one there.
You... I swear to God...
You guys keep on their head.
Keep on their head.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Shocking us?
Ready? I need my scums.
Right here, right here.
We're going to land early, land early.
We'll land early.
We're like, let's make this a fight.
We're just going to go for a full area of time.
Just watch your back.
I don't have that many matches.
Did you give him vigils?
I mean
So, watch your surroundings
It's me
This is like a...
What's dipping?
Ready?
Two
One
Wait, wait, what?
I'm just saying, kid
Come on, no problem
Shotgun
Ready to see that
I'm doing
I'm off
Yeah
I'm off
He's back
He's back
Damn
I'm off
Okay
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
16 I'm using his medicine. Yeah, I'm on top. I'm good. I'm chilling. I'm just
70 on one 70 on the purpose bitch. Yeah, I need them
Yeah
I don't know where the other one is.
There's another team, bro.
Okay, let's just show them.
I don't know, Matt.
Let's just show them.
Let's go back.
Let's go back and go to zone.
Let's just refund.
Go to the other team there.
Go back to the other team.
I can shock straight south.
Form up in the third of this again.
How much does he have?
No, nothing.
I'm making them.
You have two shocks.
Oh, I thought you said shock.
Okay.
Wait, wait, look, look, look.
They're right there.
Wait, you want to lurk on it?
Can you not just shock on a shock?
I'm shockin' them.
Go.
Oh.
Right here, right here.
Spring is here it's a solo solo solo
Yeah that was full kill
Get to me now no no no no no
Here it is
Nice bro that's all you right there
Two shotguns Holy fuck
Holy fuck
Holy quackamole dude
Come come
Kills yeah I'm gonna shoot you
He's gonna fucking dead
In the bush
I think I dropped a third
I think I dropped a third
Yeah wait wait wait wait
I'm shooting on him
He's dead right
I'm shooting on him
We have two kills that means we need twenty eight more
I'm shooting on him
What the hell
Where is he?
Wait, what the f-
Oh, he's back. He's-
I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him. See him?
What?
I'm not here. I'm gonna be like-
See you later, guys.
Talk to him?
He's aware of chasing us.
Did not?
No, I know. We should go to them.
He could be in the building.
Yeah.
I don't know where he's at.
I need to reform. I need to buy stuff when we reform.
Yeah.
He's gotta be in the building, bro.
No, fuck this. Don't get locked on.
There's so much brick here by the way.
Yeah, I'm getting brick.
I have many.
Wait!
You're fighting back there.
Yeah, let's go.
You guys can go.
Yeah, I'm 150.
I'm 150.
Yeah, I have no whites.
No whites.
I need to look for some.
Don't worry about me.
You guys should just kill them.
Just kill them.
Yeah, just kill them.
Right here.
Right here.
Rik, you shot on his head.
Just do what you want him to do.
No, no, no, no.
Come, come, come.
Come, come, come, come.
We're gonna fucking try to fight this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm here.
Yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Fucking Jesus, read.
Fendi!
Hunter! Hunter!
Shock on a jab, shock on a jab.
Shocking, shocking.
I hit him 100.
You have an advantage.
I'm going to slide into the box.
I'm all up.
Double hit.
Just get up, bro.
I'm all up.
I just did what you wanted, bro.
I'm so gay.
Pop that.
Pop that big as well.
27 more kills.
Can you give me a mech?
Pop that big.
Can you give me a big?
No, I'm low.
27 more kills. Let's freaking get this gold.
I'm not gold yet.
How much gold do you have?
1,000. 1,000.
1,000. Here's 1,000.
Okay, this kid's in secondary. I hear visuals.
They're not shocked, brother.
Okay, okay.
I'm not shocked. Are you sure about that?
I'm not shocked.
No, no, no, no, no. You play better. You play better.
Okay, down.
Okay, we can play wade.
Drop your minis. Drop your minis for that.
Bro, I'm carrying two shots at a time.
We should get out of guns, you know?
I don't want to open this.
Okay, you guys can go for it, but it might be really sketchy.
Oh wait, they're fighting back there. I think they're like fighting for a reason.
Yeah, they're fighting for a reason.
These are these three kills.
I'm falling. I'm falling.
Let's get out of here.
I don't like this.
Just get out. Just get out.
I'm naked. I'm naked.
Talk calm, bro. You guys are cluttering and calm, Smosh.
where's the nearest vending okay it's a gas station
right here in the flow shaft so I might as if I'm gonna make it anyway it's
talk to me yeah yeah I should make it I should probably pop it up before it
Oh
For you guys because the game's also everyone's just trying to key so you're not pretty
I'm gonna buy like a good pump or something I already have three big
uh
There's some medikids i'm gonna buy chugs how much gold do i just
Uh
Come i'm gonna shop i'm gonna buy you two shots come
You ready to cut your milk
Just cap the one out and just go Keith on it.
How much do you have?
One.
Just one shotgun.
Alright.
Two.
Two.
This is the freest squad in my life.
Right here.
Someone just jumped up there I think.
I think they're on the side of the mountain.
Is he there?
Or no?
I don't see none.
I should just go Keith on it.
Let's ski that side or something.
Just gonna run it down.
Guys look, that's the one belonging.
For the best duo bro.
Come on.
What's your shotgun?
I'm just hiding right here. Let me see I'm gonna look at it. Wait for the zompo.
I see you can probably fire this. Okay I don't see none.
I'm 2-2-3 what about you?
2-4-2
2-4-2 got it. 2-4-2
Come back I think. I think we go left. I think we go left.
I'm gonna go that side.
Alright. You got Agila.
I see you can come back.
I have one shockwave, we're gonna go for tops only, you're not gonna die, I'm not gonna
die and we're gonna shock the kids, I'm gonna tear the kids and you're gonna, I'm gonna
tarp and you're gonna stay on me and then we're gonna win the game and we're gonna
get a 30 kill win this game and then we're gonna get 20 kill the next game, on your
head.
I'll make you face, I'll make you face.
They're like trying to edge us.
They're terrible, they're terrible.
I'm about to go up, okay
Going up, once on the left I think
He's shocked out, he's shocked out
Oh no, nice, I'm straining, coming
My last shot with
Nice
I got three piece, I got three piece
Box, wait, on my head
Ah box, what box
I'm going wrong, your head
Double-e, double-e
I need help, I need help
I'm here. I'm here. I'm boxed. Yeah, I'm like
Okay, we'll kill him. We'll kill him. Just show I'm gonna
I'm just gonna hit, oh shit.
I can kill him, I can box him, I can box him.
Fuck off!
What are you doing?
Come, come, come, come.
I'm here, 100, 100, watch your back.
Watch your back, watch your back.
150, 150, 150, 150, 150!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's not a coincidence.
I know these kids!
It's not a coincidence!
Holy fuck, chill, chill, what do you want?
What do you want to, um?
Okay, they were, okay, they were an astronaut,
brother, you guys keyed that and they didn't
shoot at these kids.
I know these kids, I thought these kids every day,
They definitely were looking at my name in the comments.
You have friends in real life, huh?
Nah, nah, this is my friend group.
Dude, man, you're being in a four-night friend group. That's actually sad.
Okay.
You messed up your team, man. You have five kills to me.
Show, show, show, show.
I didn't do that. What do you mean, chill?
Seriously, what's 30 minus five?
Yo.
Alright, we need 25. We need 25. Let's go. Come on.
Yeah, I'm in the club.
Wait, are you in Max?
I'm 5'5". I'm 5'5".
come come come come come come come come come come come i'm gonna give you
man jeff's 5x5 come and then we're gonna shock the dead side but we're gonna go
laugh around this now we're gonna go wait for his own it's gonna pull we're
gonna go far enough come come come come we should just go we should
come and i'm gonna shock again come come come just slide through the mountain
okay slide on me slide on me we gotta get ahead of this of these special
people I've been menace in three days more shots nice yeah come on you're
shocking in I'm a shock again come come shocking now come fly down the
taco truck it's your favorite food you did this go okay come come on come on
go up we got plenty kills man how do we get
Don't keep the team on eye.
No, man.
Get the best shot from there.
Man, the shot's right up.
I'm not trolling.
Are you sure?
I missed.
I missed.
Frickin' dude.
Let me reach you.
Yeah, ready?
Two shots.
Two shots.
Three, two, one.
Oh, shoot.
I didn't go.
I didn't go.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I went down.
I went down.
Can you play on me?
Oh, fuck.
Wait, bro.
I'm dead, bro.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah, can you play on me?
Can you just get to me?
I'm getting keyed.
Go on, yeah, yeah.
my top is open show show we just gotta show come now come now come now just come
now come up I have one big cannot have just trolled that com bro like why are
we doing that that was not real what logic was there you I said solo shot that
shot with him and fucking get yourself set to fly you know what's
solo-shocking in it we got we gotta play for the freaking you like to kill
this team man you have five kills you need a 30 bomb not fucking yeah I'm gonna do the
map they're gonna do the map right yeah which one
ready this is my ready it's really retarded three two one do it
what do you like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm just read me
i'm gonna brush this i'm down i'm down i'm down i slide down come down come
down oh my mom don't know i don't have i don't have
is this slide me down box in metal i got the kill good stuff you need to make
Oh my god!
He's another friend!
Holy fuck!
Yo
Oh she's not shooting
Yeah, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
He got quick!
He got quick!
Yeah!
Nice, nice, nice!
Just chill, chill, don't-
No!
What?
Oh no, no, no!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No, go, go, go!
Just-
I- I can't match if you give me a-
Can you give me a match now?
I need a match
you don't get mad at all these bodies
come?
yeah i dropped all the game at you
i'm just rigging it
it's right here, it's right here
you're good, you got it
i got off, off
i'm pretty
get my body
where's my pizza?
the pizza dropped low ground
you have to drop low ground again
it's trying to get my body
i'm fucking running
it's all, all T-Log
all T-Log
alright, this is so boring for me
get two shotgun shots
all T-Log?
all T-Log, all T-Log
drop all these more
no man
It's over, bro.
Oh, no he's dead.
We're in 8 kills, bro.
Just take your time going down for a pizza.
How are you like panicking?
It's a pizza, bro.
Just sad, bro.
We got two games if two games left. Yeah, you guys can still drop two thirties. You guys just brought the diving balls
Is it is is actually?
Yeah, it is
Let me see what close to that was a game, bro
That was the game you guys needed three seventy minus two points. I kill it is two points. It's a 60
It is it is it only get three fifty four big of us right 30. That's like Garrett
That's I probably like it's like he said three 70s cool
And that's guaranteed but like two thirties like you gotta lock in wait so two thirties
What people is that how much?
350 360
You guys just need to stop panicking man
This is a lot of panic going on and you guys are troll you guys kill people sort of laughing and then you get third party
No, come on
You guys are shitting on everyone bro. I was chill
I was trying to like be like chill bro, but then he killed the second kid and then I don't know where
You just start you guys just started laughing and shit
Oh my god, bro, what's the best game was the best game was it canada skin?
We just need we just need
Just over bro
Chases over bro like oh my god everything's just so chopped man
Everything just so chopped bro
To 30 bumps, I'm praying God
Dear God Jesus Christ 80k views
Like open at a total I know I know I'm the most of you trimmer and I don't shrink bro
Am I him or no?
We have less than a year out in these last two games, maybe he's kind of like he's got a punch on people
See I'm not going to lie bro. This is so easy bro
Just chop through
It's just chop through
All right, Sandy again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
We needed that again, bro.
That's so annoying.
I did it.
Wait, you did it?
Yeah, I've been doing it.
Just like right here.
and then you're gonna I'll just tell you when jump okay
right so you can mark where we gotta jump
okay it's like right here
combats would you actually know these people that were killing yeah that is
I mean at one team we're like at the ice wild Mike I mean they definitely
were shooting right where they are wait see they were like where are they
lurking on us yeah we just need we're just in two thirty months
I see a nice bro the shit there's barrels and you see this barrel in this thing there's
barrels in here it's like five barrels and he's telling the body could just we do like
right here maybe now you're gonna get into the key they're fighting oh they're fighting
the boss there's a kid on the road see him on the road right here yeah across the road
He's forming the tree. I see it. Where should I go?
Let's go at the island. Go painted.
Chess.
He's always mad mama's shock.
It's not over actually it's not it's not this kid's right there go right
I just show you building
I'm just gonna die out this camp in the bathroom or something just one right here
Just stay in the back room in the chest and just won't pump him.
Just pop a big bro.
Just pop a big.
Just selling bro.
Just selling.
I don't even care bro.
You get stream time, you get stream time.
Get on here.
Yo.
It's actually your ass.
You kill him, you kill him.
You kill him.
Just wait for me to get to him.
Wait, wait, just wait.
Three, two, three.
Nice!
I love you bro, you're crazy.
You just played as Mario.
Play this body, okay? Play this body?
You can reboot here.
You can just go, just reboot, just reboot.
Yeah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I think you just, I think you just...
I hear shots here and like...
Zip-Lonning on zip-lonning.
You heard that? Someone ziplined.
Wait, nah, nah, nah.
Like, you're right.
Thank you sir.
He just, he just jumped down somewhere.
I think you guys, I think you go back into the bathroom.
It's kinda obvious that you're in here.
Yeah, I hear him crashing around you, by the way.
Actually?
Yeah, I heard a someone on you.
like he's probably his teammate
I was thinking you just make 5,000 metal boxes and then just 1v2
and then I try to reboot but what do you think Anar?
I think we just have to wait, you're just gonna die
We're gonna keep pulling bro
You have everything to 1v2 bro
Do you hear him Anar?
No
Cause I'll be you
I'll be you
So I go over here Ampe
okay
i want to scow like
we need 29 more kills bro
shakim you can literally 1v2 everyone bro
now you need to just show bro just wait
stay
my god
game's gonna die out
that's not a good pool I mean I just like going up there now
oh there's a kid right there there mom they're coming
just late just late
they'll just come my way right now
they're farming you hear them
yeah you could always like fizz shock to to where we want
And I should have been like I'm gonna have somebody be lurking on him
I like right below me. Yeah, yeah, I stopped moving
They might try to like pretend they don't know that you're there and then just pull
up on you with their strings on me.
Yeah.
Stunt bags.
Alright bro, please do not smack on the cone, will bruh.
I think they're still here.
Oh, you mean you're shooting some?
No, no, no, they're gonna...
Oh my god, holy, I thought you were gonna shoot some.
Just, just ride it out, okay?
Oh jeez, it's the kid that killed Yassvan.
Really?
Yeah, I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, and you're shitting your cone.
You gotta want me to them.
Just make fire.
Nah, bro.
You shot your cone.
Like, this is a game shit, every bro.
Yeah, man, man.
Still running.
This is so dumb.
Nice, you're gone, bro.
You on your side?
Yeah.
Like these guys, I'm gonna save wicked things
Yeah, yeah, thank you. Let's all they didn't even like try to hide it
All right, we try to get a six bomb last game
They even try to hide it
Like oh, I wish I could go back in time bro like oh my god
Like oh my god, I wish I could just go but hey on the bright side
We got look at the bright side now
We could just fully train for the Jason shit and we don't think about for me because I don't know why I'm even grinding scheme when the competitive
Integrity is just so
It's little kids with their Peterbot tooth like oh my god. It's just so sad, bro
Like chat. Why did I not put on the lam son?
Oh my god, like I want to like I wanted to call bro
I'm so special. I just I'm just selling my
tournament
Like he didn't even try to hide it. He just shot the cone like at least try to hide it reboot like holy fuck dude
Like I wish I just wish I could have
Check can I go back in time doesn't anybody know how to go back in time?
Should have just put on delay or I shouldn't even have gone coach for opens like I don't even know
Don't even need to coach him for opens
Finals is where it's at. Paper is doing bad
Brice ID skid is doing bad. Everyone's doing Blake doesn't qual
Jack doesn't qual. Wow a lot of these people don't qual. That's insane. This one is just chudded bro
Know what other place it's gonna qual Boji
probably gonna call all rog all rog is chilling oh it's all good chat she got a
train hard for the Jason fight this is why 49 comp is just horrible cannot play
like I'm making a mandatory rule every tournament stream I'm just putting on
delay is this included um yeah hello I think what I think you guys need I think
you guys need a 90 bomb yeah I'm not gonna lie it's fine Jeff you're the most
most watch streamer on Twitch for now who cares about this shit I wanted to
quality and bro yeah let's tell you drops right there I did it for you
cannot i didn't put on delay for you okay you guys make a stream time for the first
like seven games wrong you got a lot can you buy me some food for this i just
sold my things yes for you okay that's not my fault you cannot playing this on
me because you guys couldn't kill a stream sniper with no guns that was one
game that was bad that was terrible like you guys couldn't fight anyone
bro like what do you want to do i can't play for you guys bro you can
log in my channel
I'm just kidding
what do you mind?
that would be good content
the story line
that's not good content bro
can you grab the SMG?
let's just jump this game, I'm just jumping on him
I'm just jumping on him
here's a shotgun bro
please please please
can you help me?
I'm probably dead
on me on me
I'm here to shock him. He's so bad you win this. I'm what is he buddy? Oh, I'm not sure
Gds boys Gds Gds
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get off. I'm getting off
Just chug it bro. Just chug
Gds bro. I'm gonna get a job
It's over it was just chopped
I'm making rules for the next tournaments, bro
Delay no need for coaching like canada, bro. It's not your fault like I don't need coaching for opens
Yeah, you don't need the hardest part
No, no, I need you for finals, but for opens. It's just oversimplifying it
Yeah, you're right. You don't need you bro
GGs bro. I'm getting off
Have been a bro tonight boys
Can I canada Jeff bro, what not a lot of real logic you just selling your end games, bro
Okay, but I was playing bad, too
You both you guys are just playing like ass from there's not nothing like
He told me I don't sleep by the way. He told me I don't sleep today
Now I'm
I
Don't know man. It was just bad plays on everyone, bro. I
Just don't know what to tell you man. I can't maybe I just need it. Maybe I shouldn't be stuck with Boji
My opinion, I think Boji was better. I think so, too
The logic was logic is not bad. He's not bad. He was just like I guess the sleep got to him, bro
Like he has peace his aim was just not hitting just not he's just missing all the shots
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Alright bro, Jeff, have a good night bro.
Good night bro, good night.
Oh my god, chat.
I'm just a chud bro.
I'm not kidding bro, I'm about to punch through my monitor.
Okay, I'm making rules for myself for the future.
It's not over bro.
I really, honestly this is not even like a bad thing that we didn't call, it's just awakening.
for the rules, I'm writing this down, I'm engraining into my freaking skull, bro.
Rules for the future, no open, no need for open coaching for LSTQ, okay?
Because last week, I qualified easily, okay?
I didn't qualify easily, I just, I actually had a better experience and was doing better.
Just not getting coached.
Alright, number two, we need three minutes to lay every tournament, every tournament.
If you guys don't think I got stream sniped, I don't know what to tell you.
That cone game for example, so bring me the delay of your torrent, there are these gap
tooth 4 night kids, they're not calling for shit.
So I'm just fucking playing with people that don't care, I just want to kill me.
So that's stream sniped, that's the rule.
Another rule.
another role. I guess I can eat meal 2 instead. Always try to eat meal 2 before
a tournament because I just had yogurt and blueberries. Just yogurt and blueberries.
I have no energy. No disrespect to Logic. No disrespect to Logic Chat. He was a good teammate.
I'm not gonna sit here and just be like, oh I got sold. You know, you guys can like,
you guys watch the tournament. I didn't play good as well. No disrespect to Logic.
He was he was a good player
Three minute cone slash griefer, bro. I know no gooning before torments
It's got a now we can train though
It's just bad for me and boomie and my managers because that would have been better content the quality and that would have been so good for me
Shit of just I know I could sit here and just say yo, I should have just stuck with bogey and sign site
Now we could roof for all rogey
wait Virgo didn't qualp?
that's crazy
can root for ROG
or even maybe next time we just don't even stream
and just like cannot a stream
he's good at fighting but not a good agile and well we can't like
it's really over bro
really over chat
I'm my vibes are just killed I'm about to just
and stream and just go for a walk like you guys I literally care so much about
this bro or I decide I care a lot it's just I hate it like bro I don't even know
man like this is the freest warm ever I can't be myself over just like I knew
like chat I didn't put on the late cuz canada like I'm not trying to blame
canada like he like he was like it's all good bro your Asian Jaff bro you
You don't need delay, it's open and he kinda like, again I'm not trying to hate on Kanata.
He just like, convinced in the right word.
He convinced me to not have delay.
But I need a freaking delay every Tournament play, even EWC coming up.
I need a freaking delay bro, I can't, I can't.
This freaking game is horrible.
You were sad, even Ozzy was glazing you bro, you were hitting big shots.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep co-vaxxing.
I'm gonna keep grinding for me. It's just bad for me right now. It's just like a bad
It's just bad for me, bro that and well I disappointed my family I
Disappointed my managers
I disappointed myself
But but we got to just keep grinding we got the freaking Jason fight coming up
It's fun. It happens, bro.
It happens.
This Latino logic kid is a different kid. All his friends are on the streams of you.
I told him not to deal with you.
And I told you I'm not playing a bogey.
I had nobody else to play with.
So what do you want me to do?
You want me to just suck a penis, bro?
like
Come on, bro. Let's go do an IRO stream. I have 65,000 viewers
No yo blue mirror in chat
But now bro
I know you wanted me to call today.
I mean this guy's just gonna view about me every day.
There's nothing I can do.
He just loves me.
He just wants me dude.
Yo Viewbot, are you in the chat right now?
Who's the Viewbot in the chat?
Yeah, I agree, Fladen.
I agree.
Boji is way better than Logic.
But in terms of vibes?
No.
Never again.
whatever it's called and forget about
change winning to losing what a chudded tournament bro
what the fuck am I doing
It's not worth it bro, it's not worth it, then I'll have to spend another $500 for a
tournament or for a monitor.
It's just not worth it bro.
I'm painting this kit for 30 minutes, it's only a bad tournament bro, it's fine bro,
We got 70,000 viewers bro.
Did you not look where you were stepping?
Did you-
What is that?
I think it would actually be like broken, you know?
I think the people would always just pump your wall back anyway.
Yeah, I mean-
Chill bro, 67,000 people were watching you.
I think you said it until the good 200 pump, that's pretty crazy.
It is 205, yeah.
Yeah, that is pretty nice.
But, it's pretty nice.
I respect the master mean that the storm is so grief bro
Hey, LCQs are just so grief actually
Why are you eating your burgers oh dash up rated it
Because you like jump on a kid's head yeah, I don't even like expecting it. Yeah, you just do just to tap them
Yeah, definitely
I just can't believe like all that. Yeah, Mike. I mean make sure I just kill the torment Latino logic
Once you drop the coin if only like one of the two play see that bad
What's so wrong Latino logic?
What's the lore behind?
You guys are saying like he paid people to grief Peter bar or something. Is that true?
Or is that kept?
Even every two minutes
On the bright side bro no game sense
I don't know how he didn't get any sleep
I told him he gets sleep and he didn't get sleep
I will be honest
Jeff hey me with the mod bro. All you need is a good IGO bro. There's no IGOs on the market
And I wasn't even trying to troll like you know how like when your friends troll and you're like in the vies with them
You know I'm talking about like they troll and then you troll and then you're both trolling. That's like how I am
I was trying to be serious. I was like keeping good vibes
But like I'm like I don't explain it, bro. I don't believe you're trying I was I mean I was laughing but like
I'm not trying to troll. Oh dash is selling
so quick like you just can't die on chat all very close land it's hard to do it's
hard to get a good teammate because you haven't taken a game seriously until
last week blew me bro don't lark bro no heart what's that no lark or no heart
blew me bro I'm sorry bro I disappointed you I know you text me
qual bro and I'm not gonna sit here and say Latino logic sold me I'm trying
keep good vibes like even just like the five minutes of being late it was just a
red flag and like he texted me today he's like I got no sleep and I was like
at the time I didn't think of it but I guess it really did affect him cuz
there's one late game there's one late game he just tart and he just instant
died in the beginning y'all remember that just instant got fried oh no
chat's gonna start spamming um oliver
he's in a qual, he has a lot of games
it's 3-7 in a qual, he's fine, none of you played great
should I play EWC or logic?
I'll be crying, look, I'll show you bro, I literally have a kovacs routine bro
Look at this I have a cold-ass routine coming up
This is my aim coaching right here and this guy I'm even painting me. He's just doing all this for free
Look Asian Jeff notes good settings good target re-acquisition bumpy crosser uncomfortable
Tracking long targets resets a lot risk aimer
Tenses on vertical tracking Webster was a better option
Yeah, maybe puts him in awkward positions, but the thing you can't lie
I'm a big vibes guy in Latino logic like even though we were trolling a little bit together like piggybacking off each other like
Webster was kind of team blaming me in the freaking scrims. You remember he's like Jeff like I hate that
It's I hate people that have bad vibes
But yeah, I don't know. It's it or miss
Yes, it's not that you don't grind, you can get buried.
Now I'd be overthinking a lot, bro.
But today it wasn't as bad.
Speed right in position.
La, la, la...
You guys want to see my co-bacter team chat?
Oooh...
advanced reveal why don't you run it down to a little bit I have to stream to
11 blue me low-key bro I'm not trying to get banned on Twitch the guy if you
bottom me is I'll DM you why blue me I'll DM you why I think it's good
obviously it's not good like I don't think anybody should be about but like
I'll DM you why.
You won't get banned, bro?
I know.
I'm not the one behind it.
I'm just annoyed, bro.
I'm just so annoyed.
I wanted to do good.
Think about it.
My vibes will be good right now.
I won't be depressed.
I always get depressed after doing bad in the tournament.
And I'm strong for streaming right now, like I would probably end right now if I had a bad mental.
We got DQ'd? Oh that's right, we found out we got it.
We could go to the gym and do an Iro stream. I mean we have once EWC chat, I'm down and maybe stick with Latino logic.
Let me DM him real quick.
Yo, yo, I'm offline. Kanata made us nervous.
I'm down to stick with you. No, what do you mean? No, I have no one else chat
And I'm not gonna get coached by like my you try to be disrespectful at canada
Like I don't think I need the coaching girl only for finals. I need it
You have time
Hum, when's the ones EWC?
It's gonna get banned
Run it back with jaycee
Oh hell no
You find a better IGO, you guys don't think my rep got ruined from the swarming
You guys don't think good IGOs on the market are watching this stream
Cause they already called and seen me trolling
I wasn't trolling, I'm gonna be honest with you
I was not trolling
I was just, I'm like a friend guy
Like if someone's making me laugh, I'm gonna be laughing
Like for example in class, you know how you look at one guy
And like he's trying not to laugh on everyone's being quiet and his face just makes you laugh. It's like that
Like his face makes you laugh and then he laughs and then you laugh with him
That's how I am as a person and that's what I feel like mean logic
We're in the torment like he was laughing and I was laughing and then I was in trolling
I swear and I also didn't play good today, too
You gotta get you got a why don't y'all want to play with Latino Audrey
You got to get pro tokens.
That was me with clicks.
Joe, why not?
There's one of the most fat plugins that have stayed, actually.
You know, it's already gone nice.
Actually, it's dying out better than the first one.
Fuck, all people just died.
We're getting key hours, too.
See?
I mean, yep.
Hmm dude this guy's trying to say he's gonna quit over one bad tournament
That's that's what a loser's will do you never quit over one bad tour you never quit in life
Check you know I fell off and
Now I could sit there and wobble and be sad and be like home. Why did I fall off?
Why are all my viewers leave me in vacation? No, I'm here. I'm grinding. I'm showing up
I got freaking 70,000 viewers right now, bro. Prime Jeff is coming back
I'm in the best shape of my life. I got a six pack, bro
I got a six-pack bro. I just sparred a nine-year-old today and got my and like got some good punches on them
And then that's what I'm gonna do with Jason like I have a fight coming up. I have stuff. I'm driven towards
I'm not gonna sit here and wobble for now
Maybe I'm gonna cope for like a few minutes because that's how I am but in an hour from now once I get some food
I'm gonna be him, bro. I'm gonna be him
Are you getting grind for a hard app? I'm gonna grind for a hard now
I'm gonna grind for a hard now
I'm not gonna let one bad tournament stop me. I'm gonna keep playing screens. I'm gonna keep hold backs every day
I'm gonna keep being in my schedule
But I might grind Boston training a little bit harder
Text bro
Dude this viewbotter actually loves me though. He's been doing yeah, it's been three or two days. He's been doing it in row
Does anybody know?
It's gotta be like a girl or something like she I'm gonna just call her her bro. She definitely
in love with me, bro
Cuz usually viewbotters like
They just do it at one time, but this guy this girl or boy. It's been doing it for like two days, bro three days
Wish you weren't better right now half of the comms are just brain dead people. Oh trust me, bro
The Twitter calm if you look at my Twitter post is the comments are so negative everybody on Twitter is just so like
they're so freaking
They're just like the world.
Chad, can I make food?
Congrats on 34k viewers. Did we just drop down 30k viewers?
We dropped down 30k viewer in the chat bro why are you not playing believe in you G
getting me right now I'm looking at how much money I'm in I didn't see how much money I'm in
for sure in these past few days.
Damn, Xenio!
Sheesh!
Damn, Xenio!
Let me call Kanara real quick.
Let me call Kanara real quick, chat.
I was so funny running into like the guy who's leading just like trying to
FaceTime canada.
You just had like some like 40 minutes.
Ah, just got off the work.
He'd have a random game.
Dude, I would have been so good if I called.
He'd want to be pros in his lobby down.
He's just wondering why there's so many people alive.
Well, also, sometimes they would put, um, at least one dive, please.
Con canada in our chat.
Yeah, I'm sorry about today, bro.
At this point, any man?
Just look at everyone.
Good. It was just a dog.
For EWC, bro, should I play with logic again?
I could just, you know, play with logic, bro.
You want to, um, you want to get some food?
Today? I can't.
Damn, you drinking out or what?
No, let's go, um, what's tomorrow?
I'm not going to get food tomorrow.
You want to like do it you want me to get your girl and go on the third wheel we can set that up
We'll get set up your dating profile and then I can help you read and then we can meet up with her and I could third
We'll be your Uber driver
All right, canada, I appreciate you bro, sorry about that man
I want that, bro
Peace out, bro
Chat, man
Bro, logic's a quitter, bro
T-Foo scrim, bro
Yo, Nasky, I think we're pot the floor
Oh, baby!
Appreciate you, brother.
Not Skye just subscribed.
Jeff, come back KKK.
K?
It's like, I'm like, holy...
You need a new duo, bro?
Dude, you are old.
No, you are literally day one old.
Like, yeah, you are...
You got the best time, right?
Guys, it was not that bad.
You guys are hating too much.
Look!
You're...
Can't not be honest.
Not Skye just subscribed.
Jeff, come back KKK.
He has he alive in zone right now. Is it just glitched?
Oh, nevermind.
Hey look who's in there man. Look who's in there. First place.
Okay wait, am I really about to break this stuff? Alright, shall we? Alright, shall I wait for it?
Everyone get ready to gas up 50 and light fucking 10. It's crazy as shit.
Logic is good.
I got this fucking tweet from February of 2018.
Attention Fortnite game players.
We glad you guys did that top team in that PC public for that league.
First impact gaming.
No, Kim and Bro can never hop on.
She makes some food, bro.
Just gotta make some food, bro.
I
Make some food, bro
Chamban make some food man
I always used to be so like, wait what, for a night, like, I was like on the night, I was a good coach, I was a good coach
Nice
Zorro GQual?
Just gotta make some food bro, why is my chat copying me?
Go make some food?
Switch over to Iroh guys before I warn you I did not clean the dishes I let it stack up again, so don't make fun of me
Okay
I'm so freaking just
Feel like a I feel like a bummer now, bro
Like my freaking life was going up here, but now I feel like I'm just crashing like a rocket into a moon
I just played like I just got a hundred points chat in a tournament
I'm gonna make food now I'm placing reload
Actually, I could do a IRO gym stream with my 35,000 viewers
What's the word what's the word blood what's the word my love
Just gotta make some food
I was about to say the other thing, I was loving to say on the day I did it, I was
always on the street.
I wonder how many people who've watched the broadcast don't actually have any clue that
at one point you were one of the best players in the world, because like you don't do that
stick on the broadcast a bunch.
And like we've gotten like it like that shit was like a long enough ago now where
I swear they'd be a good chunk of the broadcast
I like yeah, I love that make food our walk to the gym. You can't walk the gym and Dallas
That's like a 50 minute walk back
There's a tornado right now
Yeah, like fucking crazy, I remember like grenade or jay got matched up with him and he was really thanking
Yeah, I don't think there's a tornado anymore
Oh my god dude. Okay the secret skirmish. The tournament where Fortnite didn't tell anyone it was even happening
No one knew how to qualify for it. She had kids calling from randomized tournaments
No one wanted to play because they had no idea
Call it a game? Yeah
Oh my god and then randomized teammates at that land
I feel like the secret skirmish does not go down as like one of the goofiest tournaments I get chured
Dude that entire era and I love that era too so much too
And you know what actually made me mad. I was too young to play back then
Now it is lying. No, I was already doing
Boji doesn't qualms
So you get my frecker, I bet pencil is bro. We should do a post boji interview
Is that good content?
Is that good content call boji's teammate and interview him
You too? Okay. I didn't qual bro, but bogey like I'm happy bogey didn't qual
Probably team blooming as we speak right now
Yeah, I got banned from vital I
Got banned from vital brothers brothers
Brothers we got there. Where's vital in my band?
No way they've been from by right
Dude, they banned me!
That's insane!
Do you guys see it? I don't know. On the left side of my screen.
It's actually been me, it's insane.
Yo, invite me to Vital.
Nice.
I'm so like nonchalant right now, I don't even care.
Yeah, I don't even care.
Yeah, it's distracted from the fact that Oliver's turning 25 years old.
You're younger than Oliver O'Gee, 50.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm younger than a few EU pros, too.
No, I hate this.
I don't even care.
Can't you see the chair in them?
I don't even care.
I can't be asked around.
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas is older than me.
I think queezie, I think queezie, yeah queezie's older than me, um booga is like one month younger than me
Yo is there any mods in the stream right now that can hear my voice?
This one that fucks up even more, Leaven is younger than thomas hd and queezie
Bro Zen, what are we doing?
Leaven is younger than both thomas hd and queezie
No, yeah Leaven is 19 years older
Okay, no
Do you have to not purchase any of your bots?
No, I was just saying I don't even, I can't even care right now
I'm just more or dissimilar from how I just played and I just got banned from Vato. I think I
Don't see in my discord list
For all of these action
like that like I don't even know like when does your boy like I don't know
chat came back up because like a pretty common thing among the like the
British people right like if you're fucking like what do you think what do
you call it can't say like British African like I'm in points like that
it's gonna be 80k viewers you just put me back to 80k this guy loves me bro
I'm telling you
Well, I actually got in is why I learned what the fuck black people black a lot of Australians
genuinely
We just don't understand black American culture, so we would say African American, but I'm like, but he's not American
So what do I call him and my chat was like black you dumb fuck you just call him black and I was like, whoa, whoa
Like I was like no, that's Aussie. Just yeah
I'm a grown-up man. I'm like 26 years old finding that out
Right top one in the world
Cheshets too funny
Shots we did about it or no
should I tweet about it or is it
what's the what's the twitter for the twitter's twitch support
twitter, is that good?
is that a good tweet or no
Is that a good to me or no?
Who can I DM to get back in battle chat cuz I don't know why I got banned I want to practice screams
I wish there was a world, like I actually want to have a conversation with Vinit, because
I think maybe it's the next oldest person in the space.
We need like a nostalgia to fucking like trip down memory lane.
Like just yeah.
Yeah.
Let me make some calls.
OK, bro.
I love that confidence.
And I think that would be so.
Did he just race for me?
Dude, Dash is selling, bro.
We don't need Dash.
Alva is actually getting sold.
Anyone can play it instead of me.
I can't speak.
I play like that.
I need contact the higher ups on Twitch.
Wait, can you imagine?
Wait Swiftie, are you the Vito mod that I was talking in real?
Were you in my DMs? Is this you?
Cause I got banned from Vito. I don't know why.
But can you invite me back and get my rogak?
Let's go Mini.
Cause he's not shooting.
When he's like a solo, the place he's going for is just place he normally wouldn't go for.
Oh we're dead to storm again man.
Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
Nevermind, we've died to storm two games in a row, it's definitely OG.
But I'm lacking the confidence that some of the players we're going for.
It's nice to see
Yeah, it didn't work who we went for and that's what matters
I wouldn't have died there. Okay, Jeff. I don't want to be that guy. We're already watching are we not like what happens?
Yeah, what did happen? Oh my god buildable. What did happen chat? What did I do? What did I do in this torment man?
No delay
Thank you till you make it bro. Let's see if twitchers fire me
And twitch has a you go like I don't condone that but I don't if someone else
Don't respond you're like some crazy shit, and I see it through my stream. What's the ruling on that? Is he crying? Who me?
I remember they uh
someone showed me
And he got I think a two-day ban, and then we got a revoked but like you definitely get caught liking for a little bit
Damn
Cuz like yeah, like he's not they banned and unbanned. Okay. Yeah, I just understand they banned and unbanned
Okay, you get a revoked. Okay. Yo, okay 50 you heard about the time where I almost like I could have got banned
I'm showing SpongeBob's dick on stream
Oh my god, in the comments, they are just twittering it.
I'm fucking one of the new season launch streams, bro.
New season launch stream, I'm just opening random tweets to like, just show random shit.
And someone's just fucking posted a SpongeBob dick photo.
Chad, y'all see my veins on my calves or no?
Like, enough? And I noticed that like, quick enough?
Dude, this is when I started running for a minute.
Okay, let's just-
Alright, I started running.
Look at that.
Look at those freaking veins, bro.
Who else is getting veins on their calves, bro?
I was like, okay.
Is it over?
And he was like, clip one.
And I was like, okay.
I think we're okay.
And I just might be over
And might be over bro, yeah, dude, I when I used to watch where I might be coach at the scoped coaching stuff
Yeah, I did it literally like it's calm that was the funniest thing to like
Because I was open Twitter and just at me and post it just the most
So it's it's really bad
That was really bad.
80 with a 63 but I appreciate it man.
Skope was such a good, I miss Skope man.
Loooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm just trying to be myself.
I got everybody mad at me for it.
I need to be someone.
I need something.
I need something for it.
Ok can y'all believe that's me bro.
Everybody enjoys their life.
Bro that kid I would say he was too good for this community.
In terms of like he was such a good person.
Yeah, that video went viral.
drama he didn't fuck with like any like any troll no look he has for example
because someone paid 50 bucks to be in his chat to troll so tWish knows they're
fake viewers but because everyone see the numbers he has 50k more viewers people
watch him because he's front page on tWish. Good analysis, that's actually a great analysis.
I gotta make some food chat chat. Why am I not making food yet? I have to eat everything by 930
Well, let me draw my coaches a tick tock real quick
Yo, I just finished a four night tournament
I haven't eaten meals to get I'ma combine it with meal three before 930
How much more of melon can I have why is your coach fat and he's not fat he's
bulking there's a difference
read the stream bro
We're gonna have 200 games. Also, how'd you play? Did you qualm?
No! No! I didn't qualm!
Chad, look at this TikTok check. I'm giving him a free promo right now.
Wait, let's see if he has an updated check. I think he stopped posting it.
He stopped posting it, bro.
Whatever.
Dude this is an old head talk.
This is an old head talk.
Why are you not playing?
There's one thing we probably don't have enough PRVs.
Like I knew this was going to happen.
Because like unless like the people we super care about end game,
it's like I knew this is how it all happened.
Holy crap, you're going to get banned so sad.
I'm going to kill you.
End game.
I'm going to end your life.
End game.
I'm going to full piece you.
You're going to go to the right.
You're going to come in my piece.
I'm going to 200 pump you with my pump shotgun.
Dude, I like I watched Summit.
Yo Maz, am I getting rage rated right now or no?
Personality clip farm.
It's just like they have to pump their own head.
I'm not getting banned because I'm not saying oh, I'm getting I'm not getting I'm gonna only say this one more time
Like first of all, there's a huge message right here whenever you guys do click my stream
You guys can read it. I don't know if you guys know how to read and then second of all
There's a title getting viewed by the police help right so there's two messages
So I don't understand
Why people still think I'm the freaking one behind it
And I'm not getting banned cuz I really spoke with the freaking twitch representatives
They said there's nothing I could do and I have to talk about this every stream brother
And I'm Asian Drive. I got motion even if I do get falsely banned. I'm in good connects with twitch
So you guys don't understand anything. It's pissing me off
I know a few dead definitely in polls bro, thank you bro those are the messages I want
video feels weird how many minutes I just
have this guy I mean I've been like bad
six like four days but I started to come
down with symptoms like maybe like five
days ago but it's because I pushed it
to others weekend if I just chilled I
would be better by now as you guys
look like you got shorter I'm just like
slashing my arm it's gonna sit down
fucking violent here you go
I
Don't you put your videos? I like it. It's a 20-minute video. It's like 25 minutes
The old man shrinkage
Mean by that
Tonight
I'm putting on delay. Don't over explain yourself prime Jeff. Mmm. That's a good message right there
Yeah, I won't over explain myself. There's no point
So when I join my join the server do I just instinct get rose?
Also, can you send me in my lane? Thank you so much
Check I ban from bottom for two days for King
But you live in too much of a state of constant strength, right?
This is no way.
This ain't Vuba.
This motion.
And the worst worry lines in human history.
50 doesn't even believe in God.
Why is he saying God has made me do that, do this?
I have no grays, but the worry lines, it's done on me.
I'm getting lost lines, but I don't care about it.
You know what?
If I'm getting fucking, if I'm lost,
it goes far like fuck it.
It's kind of blessed.
Praise be to God.
And then you get all wiped out.
And what you do, white hair stops coming out pretty early.
You got the genes for it
There's those 429 my man is just dominating
Hello audio
Right, this meal use bugs
For elims was that 289 289 okay wait we was kind of doing it
We don't want to die here.
We only need this sword brood to die in.
I'm over it, chat.
Y'all know when you take an energy drink and your throat just gets dry?
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Like, get to nine.
So if you can play this out and play one more.
Chat, anybody know how many real viewers I have without the view bots?
Like, I'm pretty confident he doesn't use WQ game and then he's chilling.
At least then he could die off-sport in that game still as well.
Whoa!
Or you or him.
like 50? No don't you guys have that extension that shows it? Wait I could just
ask the view oh my god I'm gonna test I'm gonna test if the viewbotter is in my
stream. Yo viewbotter take off all of the viewbot and let me see my real
viewers. Let's see if he's in my stream. Let's see if he's in my stream chat.
And he listens like a good boy.
one second I'm good bro I gotta turn it off if he takes it all off he's listening
to my voice like oh my god I just lost like a thousand viewers he's adjunct me
bro he's adjunct me right now he's full adjunct me he doesn't he doesn't like
listening he likes he likes being like a what's someone that doesn't like chat
what's the word for someone that doesn't like listening he likes he likes to bite
he likes to bite his... never mind I'm too brain dead right now a bad boy oh my
god he just took 10,000 see he's edging me he just took 10,000 viewers off he's
He's fully edging me bro.
I can tell a lot from his personality.
Don't even respond bro, there's no point.
Look, 8K now?
No, I'm not believing that shit, but happy birthday to you.
Alright, on one, three, two, one.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
You guys think I'm good at singing?
Happy birthday to you.
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
Dude, what is wrong with Twitter, bro? I'm not even kidding.
What is actually wrong with Twitter?
I just clicked that tweet and this guy is saying the hard R.
I'm about to start blocking these kids on Twitter bro.
Wrap it up.
Wait, what happened?
What do you mean?
Did Kanana coach you?
Yeah, he coached us.
I want to watch it actually.
Does he have Vodz on?
He does.
Oh my god.
You guys, you just need to shut up and look.
Watch out, you're a what?
Shut up.
I should.
Mark, don't.
You're a, you're a, you're a...
Please pull back.
Please try to kill like I did. Try to kill like I did, you just hit.
No.
Just me and my frag.
Fuck, fuck.
I got, I got, I got a shotgun.
I got a, I got a, I got a.
Yeah, I'm going.
Shaka
Wait, I should have just got the shock. I'm so bad
I paint
I
Should have picked up the shotgun
You're seeing bro. Wrap it up bro. You saw 20k viewers in one second. No, no, we're at 56,000 bro. We're chillin, bro
Yeah, we're good dude, we're good dude, we're chillin' dude.
I'm gonna ask Ozzy, Ozzy bro, it might be a rack for me and Tom for now.
What would you do in my shoes?
The two highest ping, let's see what Ozzy says.
Wait, yeah, I was gonna tell, wait does John pork know he can just skip in the timeline
to get rid of the double map?
I just realized he's got the minimap covering the load out and like it looks like shit
He know we can just skip and it goes away
How do I make Ozzy read my message horrible news?
You might go to tell John I mean, I don't want to now to my spoil, but it's surely he knows right
There's no way no one is chance told it
Why do that like why do I tell you this is the most all this guy man watch party represents the player
It's how it feels like to be a viewer chat. This has no fucking fill of it. I mean just type of holding
I know you're older than me
So I need to get some insight
My two boys, you know an absolute demon. He was an absolute creative demon JT like he had one of the greatest most legendary
Cliffs of all time like he was flying
bit like
Yep, now you know except you low-key reading my ass. Is that how it is in my chat?
Sub so he reads it. I'm a I'm a what I'm up to your
So I had to tap in nice
Oh Marvin makes some of the message with Marvin
He knows what I'm supposed. Yeah, but if you do with the start of the game
It doesn't spoil you just do it at the start and then it fixes for the whole game. You know, I was his raps to me growing calm
Jeff
I've said this to you 50 times. You need to figure out what the fuck you want
What the frick do I want chat and go crazy and calm and you got to lock in you can't roll
You can't content file when you're sitting in a box doing nothing you can't troll and be stupid because it's funny
Okay, if you want to do that shit, then just do that shit and then just don't care about placing it's going to one or the other
You need to just figure out what you want
one or the other
But I told you that like yeah, what do you guys think yeah?
Was I trolling this tournament today?
Be honest
Was that from a viewer's perspective that I trolled this hormone chat that I just played a little
But like bro, I can't control that that's just how I am bro
I
Can't unless I'm playing with bogey and being serious even at the end when I put a bogey. I was yelling at him
I was just done
This is how I am bro. This is how I am my brain like I would have to go to
to get brain surgery and rewire like my personality which is how I am Latino the
good fighter but he's bad at endgame bro I didn't expect him to just die that
one late game where he just ran and just I just watched his HP instantly get like
to one bro I did not expect that and in that one game we had eight kills I
said don't read over heat but then he overheated and then he killed him and
I thought we're good, but then another team just pulled up and then he died
And then I panicked for the pizza
Bro you can't flow blame no, I'm not full blaming I'm just saying what I'm thinking like I'm not I played bad too like
I could blame him if I played good, but like I played bad too and even canada was like after the call even canada was like
Logic sold you or something like that
Dude, I wish I had a wife to bring me food right now.
I'm a man, bro.
I need a wife to bring me some food, chat.
Think about it.
I'm home with my mom right now.
She's like, son!
And then she walks in with a plate of food.
Life would be good, man.
This is one, guess what?
What?
What?
Yeah, it was good chat, man.
Oh my God, I get the street.
How do you have 60,000 viewers? I'm just crazy, bro.
I'm just hand chicken butt.
You didn't eat canada for opens. Yeah, I know, bro. I made a rule look
I made permanent rules for the future just remind me about these rules check the next time that I have a torment like this
No need for opens coaching three minute delay every torment play
All this try to eat before torment because I eat yogurt and blueberries
Yeah, and like bro, you need energy before torment especially for your mental thinking
This is not easily comfortable bros five issue roses one pumpable
Oh nice
I mean, that's just him that doesn't do it here. Hello?
That's him, right? Oh, uh...
Oh, 20? Oh my god.
No, he missed. No, we had to reload.
No, Zeddy.
Dude, we actually were seeing Zend flying there. He had to reload.
If he was reloaded, I actually genuinely think he just pulled out his-
Don't! The weed's getting to your brain!
Sorry.
Oh, low ground?
Oh, nice.
Zend's crazy.
Zend's doing it? Zend's doing it.
Zend's actually crazy.
There's no way he's going to be spoiled by chat or some kind of a tweet.
There's no way Zend-
He just went solo. I think Hydra said like Zen's like screamed or something. I think he solo-clutched this
Oh my god, look at these mechanics
You work on solo-clutches, but I used to be so good at solo-clutching. I
Guess it just I'm very happy I came back. I guess it just gets done with age
I'm only 20 years old I'm a 20 year old male chat you know like clicks clicks was
gonna win FNCS but he's choked. Comes up playing the game. Do you like my
schedule double me? Like were you mad at me today for my schedule? Because of the
ozone therapy? Because it's almost over. Oh my oh my oh my goodness oh my
Oh my goodness. Zen's HIM. You could have used more time. Yeah.
He's still young. No, he wins this game, JoJo.
Zen's worse. Zen's worse.
Zen's actually different, bro.
I thought the leader would get into him, bro, but like, holy dude.
is that damaging him
Wait, he's flying to the moon. What the hell you got 64 HP now smart not to open up the end of their action
That was mad. No, no
Wait
Oh my god, what HP they're both one. They're literally both one. He just saw a clutch
You just saw a clutch. This is a fighter used to me. I was not moving like this back then just
disgusting clutch
Wait, I was not moving like this then is different
That bucket finals, baby. Holy shit.
Does OliveroG qualp? Let's see what place OliveroG is.
3, 2, I'm hate-washing, I'm hate-washing. I'm a hater, I'm a hater. I'm a hater.
I'm a hater.
Ooh, OliveroG's gonna qualp. No! OliveroG's gonna qualp, bro!
OliveroG's gonna qualp, bro! Like, OliveroG, man.
And he's on height.
Okay, wait, then he ends game with 371 334
When is his last game? There's no way we're going to be this out of finals, right?
Surely is that old footage of you. You're also get what?
You need to be kind or is like get me. I could play with faxing tokens
But I can't stay up mad late. Remember 11 p.m. I have to still have good sleep for the Jason fight
He plays in tournaments like probably fall like no like I still have to prioritize my sleep in my eye
I want to stick to my teacher. I'm a very consistent guy. I love being consistent
They even just hang out with with that girl in the weekends. Just throws me off
Like I'm getting shooed at 11 tonight
I'm a very routine based guy girl well here
They did get a little bit better. I will say in the past
I think I was just hanging out with like people in the dig house and go on their time
But now I'm on my own timing
For the schedule no, I need the schedule guys my biggest event is the Jason fight
I need to prioritize that over everything EWC is good too, but we got to find a good teaming for that
And we got to play the game long, so it's like you got a balanced bow throw
You got balance both somehow I think you'll win against Jason bro. I sparred like a freaking cracked
like 12 year old today in boxing and I had some good punches on him I know he
was 12 but there was this one punch where I like fainted and he fell on the
ground bro like I'm actually crazy I just gotta get my cardio up and I'm
chilling he was fighting a 12 year old he actually asked me for picture 2 and I
was like wait what you know me like my motion is crazy I have too much
motion. I'm Asian girl and I have too much motion. 12 you should go jail? No it's not
weird because my coach wanted me to fight him. I was like wait what? I'm fighting him?
I even got scared too. I was like I don't want to hit this little kid. No Oliver. No
Oliver. There's so many ways you could have played that. In ROG Doesn't Claw I will
give everyone in my chat 5,000 V-Bucks. Let's all pray for his downfall together collectively.
All of Rogy don't qual. All of Rogy don't qual. I'm so weird. I'm so weird. I'm actually a weirdo.
I'm actually weird. Me and Diego players could have played too. Double six-packed duo.
That's replays. That's what a 5 minute delay.
Sobby's looking stacked.
I don't even get a lost game. This is no way they don't.
Praying ROG's power...
Bro, what if Kanata just pulls ROG's power plug, bro?
This bull in the land. No, chat.
Sure, chat.
Hold, keep your miss.
Which one?
You know, it's...
Ehhh...
Oh my god, he's in a queue.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's in a queue.
Did they die last month?
Oh my god, he's in a queue.
On one less.
You guys stay with Latino for the season?
338 they won being left chat 338. Oh my god, I'm sick. 30 more points to call though.
They need 30 more points. Donnie and paper didn't call. Donnie and paper didn't call.
Oh my god, they need 30 more points, no?
I mean, you can check your computer board, guys.
Donnie in favor of N'Qual.
Look at me!
Look at me!
I'm on top of the viewer list!
Oh my god, I have so much aura, bro!
Damn, I just joined and you made it.
Holy crap, some 60k?
Bro, you guys just reminded me.
I'm Asian jet, bro.
Who cares about N'Qual, bro?
I have a 6-pack!
I have a 6-pack!
I can believe we made it this far!
I can believe we made it this far!
Made it this far!
Made it this far!
1,2,3,4,5
Oh, baby girl's face, ah get the big ass off
Thinks back chat!
Yes sir!
Yes sir ski!
Begzani!
Oh no.
My alarm is going off.
We need to eat by in 30 minutes.
What the hell?
Julia just texted me.
Hey do you have any more info?
No, that's just it.
Shout out to Julia man.
Trying to help me with the view barter.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
the viewbotter so they possibly nothing I could do though at this point bro the
viewbotter just loves me bro he's been doing this he or she it could even be a
girl like she she or he's been wait chat what I'm not gonna ask that question
like dude I've been a victim for the past three days chat and like I've
never I've gone viewbotting in the past before but I've never like gone
view podded view bodied for three days in a row you know I'm saying yeah I know
done enough you get manhandled that way
my jazz or lightning speed though my jazz or lightning speed though biggest
streamer on Twitch, SmallestIro.
Wait, I have a question. What if the viewbotter loves me so much, he's trying to make my prime
come back with the method fake it till you make it? What if he was an Asian Jeff fan in
pass and felt bad for me I might be cooking something I might be cooking
something 84,000 viewers wait did he just do you bought me up to 84,000 oh my
god oh my god I think he's I think he's trying to talk to me in Morse code right
now bro he's been doing this for the whole
Oh, Shane. Oh, oh, he just went down.
Oh!
Oh!
Oof, I don't think Arvoqualled.
I'll check right now.
Did Arvoji not call?
Wait, he's still- did he get in the last game?
Did he get in the last game?
No.
No!
No!
I feel so bad!
Noooo! I feel so bad!
I feel so bad, you didn't call.
I thought Alder was going to make it bro.
Nah man I really thought he was going to call with his duke that he really wants to play with.
I'm weird. I'm so weird. I'm so weird.
Wait, we can see right here.
Top 50.
I'm pretty sure you got his last game. Who means rage-baiting you know?
Jeff funny push-ups
Hey, I'm gonna put this
I hold my child he calls well oh my goodness that's how I think 50 just heard
all of her like slayin boys cuz you like you didn't get tomorrow made like I
think maybe boys cuz it was tomorrow okay bro all of her G literally calls bro
okay well oh and we get flowing on who is this oh shoot yeah wait he got
phone on oh oh oh oh no no no one better witness and murder oh my god
I thought he was going to double, I thought he was going to tarp out.
How do we do this?
How do we do this?
He's like actually 1 hp.
Over?
How well?
Dash time.
And all the story tape.
Dash time.
Snide shot.
In the hole.
You know, if me and Oliver played, we would have called.
It's a shame, bro.
It's a shame. That might be worse than what I played today.
I can't be talking because I got 100 points, but let me just rage bait.
Damn, it's a shame.
If Avar didn't play with Dash, maybe we would have qualped.
Am I weird? I'm so sick.
Yes
Well, we all check like I'm not in the truck
Yeah, you guys know me and our road you play we would have called like I can't be the only one that's wrong
Wait think about it. Oh, I need it's a high yo
Damn all real G then quo must suck man
Damn dash got quick that it left me
I'm so sick
See, I'm sick to my stomach. I'm actually a bum
I'm staying on it, bro. I'm staying on it all over. I know you're watching my stream around bro
I told you we should have played but you wanted to play a dash or any
You did it to yourself, bro. You did it to yourself
We could have ran it back we could have ran it back Oliver we could have made history
You could have had a good career I could have had a good career
It's a shame you wanted to play Dash.
You've been clearly in quality land, bro.
It's your fault, Oliver.
It's my fault, too.
Should have been a spin better.
And maybe Oliver would have played with me.
Let's go make some food, chat.
Let's go make some food.
Our job here is over.
I'm done. Hey watching. I'm a weirdo
You should have you shouldn't have dropped over three years ago for Peterbot, but it was Peterbot, bro
It was Peterbot, bro. What can I do? Alright, I'm going to I real sure I make food
Possible and this is not to like dismiss the war going over there, but I bet you there's some Romeo Juliet shit going on in Israel
Palestine
Yo, can you guys hear me?
a mugger. Jeff, this is my first time in streets right now. Hi. Hey. Dude, I got fat, bro.
Alright, Jeff, I'm gonna go take a piss real quick. Again, don't look at the dishes. I know
I know it's filled up. It's not my fault. It is my fault. It is my fault. It is my fault.
Oh, I'm going to a pace, man, a pace, a pace, boy.
You take mine.
Don't look at me this way bro.
Yo, you had your mom to raise you that's great?
Yes, sir.
Where's my phone at?
It's hard.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not going to like this BTS song, it's crap.
Can we get another song?
I
You guys see my six pack or no?
You in school? What's on the whiteboard?
Just my stuff I gotta do.
You guys see my six pack or no?
How are you I'm six one I'm six one no acting silverware the buyer that's too much money
I already spent $198 this week, I can't spend any more money.
Can you guys see my peptides on the freaking kitchen carrying shaft?
Alright, dishwasher's done. Dude, you blew up, dude.
Yo Chad, the camera angle good or bad? This is good content, right?
You guys are having a good time watching me put up the dishes and then putting the dishes in the dishwasher?
Damn, hold on.
Nobody ever talks about a dance.
Nobody ever talks about a dance.
So much time.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm trying a lot of dishes, but it's not even a lot of dishes, but I'm panning, baby.
Yeah, I'll put it in my shoe.
No, I'll put it in my shoe.
Put it back, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'll put it in my shoe.
I shoulda put you somewhere I don't know if I'm fine
Man, she's not in these pics, we're done around here
Katie, Texas, Dallas, Texas, you know, a different environment
Chad, finish watching dishes
They'll be cool to check or no?
I know
But you gotta decide
I just finished watching dishes
Not the body
60K viewers
Shut up Chad
I'm sick of your shit, bro.
Oh, my frickin' broken.
No broken, no broken.
I should have put you somewhere, no one.
I could find you.
You guys die.
I really should have did that.
Maybe she wouldn't have done that to me.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys know what I'm saying?
That was not bad.
That was not bad.
We just cleaned all our dishes.
Life is good, you know?
We might not have called today,
but walking home to a freaking clean sink
has got to be the best feeling ever.
Life is good.
I just cleaned all my dishes.
I just cleaned all my dishes.
Type 1 in the chat, y'all are proud of me.
I just cleaned all my dishes.
I'm a goat. Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me, Berk.
Wow, I'm crazy. I'm actually different. I just cleaned all my dishes.
Oh, I'm totally different.
And then the additional step will begin when you run the additional step.
Okay, go up and do not forget to start.
Y'all can't see my print right?
Wow clean dishes cleaning house a little bit. It's working out here, but sink is clean
Now we're gonna make some food
Now we got to make some food
Saddies
Y'all want to see my six pack
Yo, no jet time out chill girl like I was supposed to eat seven minutes go. Oh my god. I'm selling
Meal two, ground beef, rice and you make rice and then you have asparagus and then chicken
and then cucumber.
I don't have cucumber so I might do the green beans instead.
The broccoli I have.
So we really just got to make the rice, asparagus, and green beans look good, understand
it now.
And then we'll have the watermelon.
You'll have the watermelon ready, 200 grams and then we're going to go to the
chicken, just pour out everything we need right now, kimchi. This will make my life so much easier.
Um, green beans.
Oh, broccoli?
Frozen broccoli?
Then...
lady beans.
Let's just do a hard hit at a moment.
I'm just pushing you somewhere.
Nobody I can find you.
Texas Dallas.
With my green beans.
Chad, where's my green beans?
I love their games, I love it.
Okay, let's meet the rice.
Rip all rojo-me-ro, Jeff, you show your steak back every six minutes.
So can I still be just right, or not?
I'm calling mom.
I'm calling mom.
I'm calling my mom.
I'm calling my mom.
I'm calling my mom.
I'm calling my mom.
I'm calling my mom. I'm calling my mom. My mom's my goat. My mom's the goat. I'm calling my mom right now.
Chad, this rice has been like in the rice cooker, cold, already eaten for like two days now I think.
Mom, I'm streaming right now.
Can I eat this rice though? Remember yesterday I was in here? For cold?
like smell bad? Yeah, no smell bad. Not really. Should I just put it in the soy sauce and cook it again? Or no?
Just do the fire rice with the meaty egg.
Make the egg and then put the rice in with the sauce.
How?
So yeah.
High heat, right?
The meaty egg.
Wait.
The meaty egg.
That's how we're going to say it.
Okay.
That's how we're going to say it.
Okay.
That's how we're going to say it.
Okay.
The only thing we have left is the meat.
No, I'm going to click the other view.
I'm going to watch my stream and I have to watch my stream.
I'm going to watch my stream and I have to watch my stream.
Okay.
No, I'm going to cook the other meal.
Mom, watch my stream. I have 80,000 viewers right now.
Okay, okay.
Watch my stream, okay?
The store, uh, I have to do the 8-5-8-10-10.
Okay.
Watch my stream.
Watch my stream.
All right, I have 80,000 viewers. All right?
I can do this for you.
All right.
Okay, thank you.
All right, I'm going to go back to cooking. Bye, mom.
here we go chat the 80,000 viewers shout I'm gonna show y'all how to make fried rice
It's the Asian way.
Yeah, someone just only need one dollar to pick up.
Appreciate that.
Did you just forget this before?
Hold up.
Let me just go.
I'm just laying on my meals, bro, like I should have just ate before the tournament, I would have probably played way better, too, but I got a good sleep today, too, chair.
Okay, let's do this.
100 gram broccoli.
100 gram broccoli.
I'll put it right here.
We'll just not need it up.
Do this.
Ooh.
Open this bag.
100 gram broccoli.
Put my fingers in there, I'm dirty.
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
200!
130!
No man!
That is not what it is.
94!
98!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
100!
in the water. It starts with you. So, boom. I'm going to scratch my ass. You guys see
it? I'm scratching my ass now. Now, we're going to put cold water. Cold water. Mix it up. Mix it up.
Chad, if I can cook every day, you guys can cook every day too, okay?
Don't be discouraged, bro, no water.
Don't be discouraged, boy.
Don't be discouraged, boy. Get back to work now, boy!
Okay, now we need...
Now we need... 180 grams.
Nice, bro.
This rice looks good, right?
It's been like two days old.
But they know I'm not making fresh rice today.
I'm gonna try making soy sauce with rice.
I'm probably not gonna do the eggs though.
That's like over eating.
And we wanna cut right on the track.
We wanna cut right on the track.
That's not gonna happen.
Whoa!
Ah!
Completely conceded, just subscribed.
You guys can see me cooking?
Yes or no?
Mix it?
I'm teaching you guys how to cook them, bro.
A lot of people don't want to cook this place.
You ready to eat a little bit? No other shit is growing here.
How do I get this rice out of my freaking finger chat?
Just whatever I'm doing, I might grow better for me.
One more.
It's all ready?
You doing all right?
What?
No, I don't want anything.
Chopstick.
If you use chopstick, the only way to tell your amount of wood is to stop.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
about make some fire, right, chat?
Can't handle a green egg.
Can't handle a green egg.
We'll do one egg.
See my eyes.
They're dropping down?
No, we dropped down.
We dropped down viewers.
They're losing viewers.
They're losing viewers.
Okay, we're losing viewers.
We're losing viewers.
We're losing viewers.
If I don't scare you like that, though.
I saw two, whoa, how's my fried rice technique?
Why do you not add the egg first and then the rice, oh I don't know, how's my fried
rice looking good or bad?
They don't have like a pool, bro.
Let's put this trash stick on the ground.
That's actually not looking too bad.
That's actually dope.
I'm holding it because my boyfriend is banging me to do it.
What's your boyfriend's?
What do you turn up the heat or is this already cooked?
Should we add more water?
Anybody Asian in here and don't want to make fried rice?
It's not looking too bad.
Time Asian Jeff is back putting on low. You know what we need?
We need more oil.
Torch!
I don't think he's winning the tournament.
So I'll turn on the heat.
I'm going to show you guys how to do it.
I'm going to show you guys how to do it.
Don't make me show you guys my six-pack bro, do you guys add that bro?
I'm going to show you guys my six-pack.
Do you need butter?
I got butter.
Yeah.
Nothing but a trap.
Nothing but a trap.
Your hair cuts so bad.
Okay, let's season it real quick, bro, I think it's done, how do you know when it's done?
I miss my mom's bread right now. But that made me so chuffed.
It starts with us.
Okay, I'm going to give it a taste test, in the meantime, let's figure out what else
I'm going to cook, so the rice is done, chicken's been heated up, ground beef, rice is done,
This is spurious, man.
Why do you have any spurious?
I told you I didn't have any spurious, girl.
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
We're just doing 150 grams of spurious, man.
We're doing 150 grams.
How did Jeff feel so good?
Cause I'm gay.
I'm the gayest woman player ever.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
My fridge is about to get empty, and my fridge is empty, child.
Turn off the heat for these green beans.
Chad, how long do I cook green beans for on a pan?
Is it fast? Does anybody know?
Does it cook fast? Or does it have to be there for 3 minutes?
2 more minutes to go. Nah.
I'll do my regular seasoning.
Salt and pepper does your job, bro.
You make my mom a step like pepper makes your hair lost.
Like you use your hair.
6 stars with a...
Okay, what else do I need to cook?
Beef.
Brown beef, 150 grams.
Oh wait, shh, hey, hey.
I think you lose something else.
What?
What you mean, bro? What you mean, bro?
What am I damn familiar with?
What am I damn familiar with?
I'm like cooking too little of the rotten on the stove, but I ain't heat it on the stove.
Check, you can use the microwave in the stove, right?
At the same time?
Yes bro, the microwave won't explode, right?
Jack, can I microwave this or no?
Wait, why'd I put that?
Oh my God, I need a container.
Don't try to microwave this for me.
Y'all have like multi-tasking here now, but I'mma go.
Alright, I'm gonna walk away, just to kick you as close as I can.
It's about to be a click of a century.
Whoa!
I think I'm going to be a little bit more careful with this one, but I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to be a little bit more careful with this one, but I'm not going to do that.
you cheeked up boy thanks for the gun
please put it down cheeked up okay no two's done oh my god I'm over
You're stimulated, bro.
Dude, why do I smell some smoking weed outside my apartment?
Chicken?
It's going to make me feel good.
Chain breast.
Pistols, blizz, blizz.
Chain breast, keep it there.
I'm telling myself.
I'm all dead.
Chill.
Don't give me a chat.
I'm crazy. No, I'm so good.
I'm unrealist.
No, I'm actually unrealist.
I'm actually unrolling this.
Yo, these guys can't pull up to your crib.
Let's go and get a lift.
Wait, are you in Dallas right now?
Hydra?
Bro, do you have any friends, bro?
So I don't know if you know this, Hydra,
but I'm locked in.
I'm about to knock out Jason.
Can't be afforded to spend some time with the Hydra,
so I'm gonna do it.
I mean, I did say canada's down.
And I'm like, I'm gonna ask canada to be counted.
Ivan, yeah, I'm where you used to live.
Wait, did you actually have gloves?
Hydro, we could actually spar.
Do you have head gear and like nut gear and everything?
Cause I'm actually down to spar.
Here, I'll send you my Abbey.
Get some head gear.
We can go to this one gym and,
oh, where would we spar now that he's down there?
Yeah, gloves, I don't know about head gear, bro, good.
Go to Dick's Sporting Good, I don't think he's closed yet.
Buy some head gear real quick.
Cause I don't want to fight with my head gear.
I'm not trying to get brain damage, but I'm actually down due to sparring segment tonight, Hydra, if you're down.
You know, I got 8,000 viewers, so I'm like a big shot down, you know what I'm saying?
Stop playing me, bro. I'm really bad at that life.
All right, what do I need?
Oh my god, hydrogen is over-stimulated.
Miltoon's done.
Miltoon's done?
We put this on the box.
Separate, done. Miltoon's done.
Okay, no more over-stimulating.
Second thing now.
Chicken.
Two water grams.
I'm about to do a mukbang stream check.
Two, what do you want to eat Graham chicken?
Two cumbers won't be, no stupid,
what do you want to do for a two cumber?
Broccoli's done, chicken's done.
Two cumbers, I could boil it in a mommy.
Can you just check, two cumbers are equivalent to,
two long, two cumbers are equivalent to a mommy,
right Jack?
Yes or no?
Is there any Asian people in here,
or Hispanic people in here,
or even any white people in here.
My coach has any 150 grams of chew cover,
but my chew gum bird ran out,
or it's, I don't know, it was just bad or something.
So I'm gonna substitute it.
It's George Beans, the host!
Perfect.
Yes, perfect, baby, perfect.
Thanks.
Turn 44. It's like God talked to me right there.
Well, we're gonna have to boil this up.
It starts with us.
I'm gonna go, why does it feel like it flips?
Hydra, are you still in shame?
Do you actually want to spark?
You do that for a shame thing. I'm not even kidding because I'm going to plan on going to the gym after this.
The
Hydrogen is left to stream, he does not want to spar me.
1...
80.
No!
I'm not sure what to do.
No.
No.
No.
Let's go.
uh
uh... jeff what are you making? you'll see bro
you will see boys
don't flip us
y'all will see what I'm making
Right after I'm like, look at this.
The
Zesty Dorito just subscribed.
Zesty Dorito.
Appreciate the stop, mate.
Appreciate you, daddy.
Keep the nerves.
What the fuck are you doing?!
I'm going to be careful with that, what am I supposed to do?
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it...
It hurts, they hurt!
I did it...
I did it, I did it, zang, zang, zang, zang, what did I have to say pick up your phone you have my number
Yo, this guy's following Twitter, bro, this guy's got my number
Chill I need to walk in real quick
Canada, where are you? This is your favorite food. Kimchi. Where are you, Canada? Canada,
What the frick did I just come back to?
What up?
Chad, can we stop talking about viewing, bro?
Can we talk about the economical and state of this world right now?
Seriously.
Is it working?
It's not.
I'm gonna go. I'm actually gonna go. Like, no cat, or...
Like, I just made two meals on the screen in probably less than 30 minutes.
Oh, that child hasn't been for me cooking?
Anybody know?
Start with a...
You're killing me, Jason, you gave me nothing else, nothing else, Jason, you gave me nothing.
Yo, Hydra, call me.
Yo, hello?
Yo, hello?
Agent Jeff.
Are you sure me?
Look, yes, look.
I have four gloves right here.
Look.
Your hand here?
Okay, would you find me with no hand here?
No, I have it.
I have one already.
I have one already.
I have one already.
I have one already.
No, I have it, I have one already, I have one already.
Oh, I have one also.
Okay, you can spark right now.
I know Jim, where you can spark.
Where?
Let me know what the difference is.
How many hours does that last so long?
Circuit, hitting Jim?
Circuit, hitting Jim.
Oh, so I'm, so is it leaking the Jim on stream?
Right, Chad is not gonna do anything, bro.
It says closing soon, it's 20 minutes away.
Okay, where do you know where we can spark?
Over right.
I don't know, it closes at 10 p.m. though.
Of course, it's 4 minutes to go there.
Chad, does anybody know where we can spark?
Bro, let me just borrow your crib and murder you.
Are you gonna go easy?
Uh, are you gonna go easy?
I mean, I'm gonna spar with like...
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm just gonna spar with it to like, improve.
Like, you could focus on your...
I don't know if you're serious about bosses, like...
Sparrow and...
I never... I never watched my life when I wanna fight easy death.
Okay, so you're probably gonna be like, trashed.
You're gonna go in the back room.
Yeah, but I'm told it's gonna be hard for you.
It's like it's done to your practice now.
Are you from?
From Boersberg?
Yeah, that's right. I'm from Boersberg.
Wait, why are you naming Boersberg?
Are you doing another day video?
Uh, no, I'm just doing a quick syncing for the IRL.
Brando.
And Brando left.
And I've stayed in town for a couple more days.
Did you pay right? For what?
No, I'm only here for five days.
So you let you for free?
Yeah, for five days.
That's gotta be good.
He's got the races, bro.
Wait, he's letting me put my tickets.
No, he just charges.
How do I make this, like...
Hello, Chris, man.
Yeah, I didn't do something.
Yeah, I didn't do something.
Sure.
Hello, man.
Yeah, I see you over here.
Yeah, well, I'm not going to go.
I'll send you my ID.
Wait, y'all, Ashley, give me your number.
Yeah, me.
Do you have my phone?
You want me to come back?
Yeah, I'll be right over.
Yeah.
Look at how much food I just need.
It starts with us.
It starts with us.
It is so dangerous.
It is so dangerous.
It's not worth a check.
You've got to be a better wager, huh?
From what I've seen this team grow.
Hello Jack, can y'all hear me?
No, man, fuck, bro.
Idiot.
Let's get it, let's get it.
Yeah, where does Lurk...
Chad, what do you guys think about all our food that is made?
How much family do you guys think I could feed?
Wait, Chad, would you guys watch me spar hydro season?
I swear to God, if this kid reads my address, I'm going to rip it.
Do he have to hide?
Wait, I just texted him.
He has an Android.
Do you train him?
Yeah.
Let's thank God for this.
Thank you, Father, for the school.
Thank you, Father.
And you can't tell us the rest of the story.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, Father.
that bless us and allow us to show faith and you allow me to have another day on this earth
just to even pray and pray.
All right, let's eat, bro.
Bro, what do we even eat first, bro?
What do we even eat first?
Let's try to thank you.
Mr. Fisher Michael. Amen and shat man.
Chad, tell Hydra I texted him. I think he gave me the wrong number.
Oh shoot, you gave me the wrong number. I'm calling him now.
I get on my set up and do a watch point check
Jack pop all this food on my desk and eat on myself
Yo, it was good
That's me. That's me. That's me
Thanks, no
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. This fried rice is really good. Mmm.
Bro, Hydra, have some warm in the boat.
This fried rice is really good.
Oh, I need to take my lips.
Do you get that?
Yeah.
You're not going to leave, right?
Wait, can you send my money before we start?
You're in the corner now.
Bro, stop lying, I'm using this now.
Bro, I'll take you out of here.
I'll take you to the bank.
I'll take you to the bank.
Bro, you're literally going to leave Dallas.
Can you send my money?
You're not going to leave Dallas.
Bro, you're talking about the Jason.
Jason?
You're talking about Jason.
I'm talking about Jason.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, we're not sparring, it's at least in my 4-0s.
I'm giving you free content right now that you can click in the past.
You've been clipping too.
Bro, I was playing on the 1-1, I got nothing to lose.
Trash, yo, Jeff, yo, yo, yo, don't let Hydra spark you until he sends a support.
Even my Trash ain't gonna run.
You wanted a fight, I'm bringing you carry, that'll be fine.
You came out of jail and you want to fight?
I was supposed to have a delicious food with terrible,
cumulose scabs like Buster Charity.
You're amazing.
I'm eating it so good I'll bother the fire.
Oh, yeah?
Are you scared?
No.
I'm not going to get you off my hand.
I'm hanging up.
It's not my $400.
I can't.
We don't need...
I'm eating so fast right now.
something calm down. This fried rice is amazing. I'm not kidding. I don't know how I expected
to be bad. These green beans too, they're just like...
Calm down. I need just anything not so hard to...
Are you funny?
Send my $400.
Send my $400, I'll send you my address, you'll make the money back.
You owe me $800 by the way, but I'll give you a $400 discount because I'm nice.
Why did Booga comment on my tweet?
Oh, never mind. He tweeted.
Do you want to send it? No.
But, I'm sorry, bro.
We're gonna do the segment tonight, right now.
Right now!
I got my boxing belt right there.
I'm sending this to my mom I'm not even kidding y'all probably need to fool us back
let me slow down I'll give you guys a breakdown okay I know right I know is
I'll give you guys a breakdown of what I'm eating right now.
We got green beans, fried rice that I made, chicken, broccoli, we're salt, edamame, canada's
That's paper food right here, Teng Chi.
More chicken.
Ground beef.
And water, mama.
What do you guys think about this meal?
I
Whatever do body has no job. I didn't disclose me bro. I just asked a question in my chat and they just ignore me
What was the button?
What was that?
Am I going to my setup?
So my mom said, oh so yummy.
You know, like mother like son, bro.
Let's go to the hide-and-seek machine.
Like, like, like father like son.
Hi, girl! Send me my money!
Like, like father like son.
Hi, girl!
Hey, you can jump.
Send me my money.
You can box right now.
Hold on, I have the gloves.
I have the bullets right there too.
The chat's moving fast bro. Why are you closing the door to distract me?
Don't fall.
Some more food in one thing.
Don't fall.
Did you get a knife, son?
Let me check my knife here.
I was supposed to eat this before my tournament, but again I didn't have much time, so I could
la la la la la la la la
Just giving Jason more place for me?
Bro, I'm crazy though, bro
You're him, Jack?
Thank you, brother
Yeah, my manager's sad enough to boss Hydro.
I was down too.
But I love God, though.
I love that I get the chance to eat food, man.
I like this good, though.
Why not?
He said, um, I'll give Jason more footage of me.
He's right. We can't...
We can't show Jason, like, too much footage of us, or he's gonna bother me.
Brother, are we gonna carve our food?
Let me try the beef real quick. It might be dry.
This is probably the worst. The beep is probably the worst one in this meal.
I'm gonna have to microwave it.
Give 90 water a moment.
You really came up, bro?
Came up what?
In debt?
No, actually.
Chasar, I'm texting my in-coach right now.
Bro, and a mommy is so good with Saul, bro.
I
Know and a mommy's so good with Saul though, it's my favorite snack
I'm a go this is the numbers you wouldn't
Are you gonna get back on the floor, I know?
I have one more to try in my stream probably.
I'm gonna jump tonight.
Is that both of them after that?
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is Jeff Black?
Again, it's completely dependent on your preference and you think yours is too much control right now, get a smoother one.
You think it's too much glide and get a little stop and power.
Okay, which one do I buy at Shaffer?
Okay, I know it's preference, but judging me from my bod in the way I hold my mouth, which one would you recommend?
Trash, I get an artesian FX raven mousepad or artesian FX heen mousepad.
One of them is $54, the other one is $130.
Finish your veggies?
Yeah, I was thinking if I want to finish this food the best way to tackle it is one by one though.
Cause I'm just eating this, this, this, this, that.
Yo, hydro road is off, bro.
My manager just said not to destroy you, bro.
I would have been down too if you send me my money bro.
I would have been down but it's your fault.
You're just a scammer bro.
You can't pay my money bro.
I will hide you in the channel.
I will hide you in the channel.
Add Hydra, Victor, Joe on first.
I made a more extensive announcement that will make me have better aim, right?
I'm just going to get the more sensible.
The only chance you need is 9K viewers bro, this can't bro.
Trash more than fast.
Trash more than fast with 9K viewers bro.
My god, how much are you eating?
That ends up two meals a month.
Okay.
Get the protein out of the way. The protein is the hardest part, I think. So let's put it in our mouth.
Three, two, one, two, one.
I had a substantial amount of time to be able to get out of this.
I had a substantial amount of time to be able to get out of this.
You're working now, Doctor?
I have 40 minutes.
Enjoy.
I have to end my stream.
If you don't live in here, we can't be sensitive to this.
I'm just going to show you what you missed out on.
So that's the highway where we're going with the state.
Why? Because that's my schedule. I show you every day around four-ish, sometimes five, to eleven.
I don't think we could pen test it tonight.
We ate too much food before bedtime.
Oh.
Dude, I just ate a little piece of chicken, bro.
What do I do if I need to heat my meal plan?
What do I do if I...
Are you just trying to be yourself?
Are you just trying to be yourself?
Are you just trying to be myself?
I got everybody mad before that.
You get some push-up and hardware.
And then I can pen test it tonight.
Let me call my code.
I'm not going to let you go.
Bro, the guy that eels me down, bro.
What happened, bro?
He's my boy.
I
Over he didn't call you
With over just a lot after you should now
There's already
I ain't gonna lie to ya. I be suckin' the dick here.
Finally the stream bro. What did I just watch?
How's your appetite so big when you're a writer?
And here's the gulp.
And here's the gulp.
Gable 4 just subscribed
Gable 4 just subscribed
I'm tired of my culture, you know.
I can finish it, but mine, but mine, I can finish it, but it'll take time.
I'm going to try to get a little bit closer to the end of the video.
I'm going to try to get a little bit closer to the end of the video.
If the viewbotter has viewed me for the past three days, what does that mean?
is there any psychologist in here that can determine what his brain is thinking right now?
Cousin bought it.
Is bad and good, do you buy it?
But if you think about it from an evening
side of things, I'm gonna be on top. I'm gonna be on top.
I just barred here.
I just swallowed a pill without water.
I'm a goal. No, I'm actually a goal.
I feel weird.
Broke came back again when he was stainless.
What you mean?
All very beginning quality should have played with you.
This is slow.
You can't blow it, keep going, like, in my six-pack or what?
Hold on, let me clip on my plate.
Let me clip on my plate, Chad.
This is Souljack.
All for a game.
He's sure he's playing me, bro.
He's sure he's playing me.
And then, meet all of your dreams and roll down the plan.
Are you two new?
Jack, where are the penpollets?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Are you tuned in?
Jack, where's the pen?
There's no use telling him.
I'm sure my mom's probably even going to...
This is how...
This is just the way of shooting though.
This is how...
This is just how it is man.
People are gonna come in here.
It's like zombies.
You kill them around one?
Around two starts.
I
Am annoying don't be annoyed bro, I
Deal with this every day, bro. I deal with the area while we really just have this
That's it.
Final two, final two balls, brothers.
What am I dancing for, yo?
What am I dancing for, yo?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Do, do, do.
Ugh.
Should I go to the gym, Jack?
Should I go to the gym, my friend?
Should you cook, bro?
I cooked a lot.
I cooked a lot.
The beef is probably the worst one.
I will
I will
Okay, I will.
Okay.
Also tomorrow, I'm gonna try to make my second and third meals in a container in the morning.
So I don't have to have mental states thinking about food.
We've been doing really good lately.
Don't lie, I'm not lockin' them.
If I make my meals in the morning, I'm ahead of time, I can just be like, Jack, or I can
just be like, chat, I'm gonna go get my food, microwave it, boom.
That way I don't have to cook.
70k viewers bro, we're back chat.
I think there's a sign from God, I'm not kidding.
Even though the viewers are fake,
I think God can't tell me that Asian Jets coming back.
What are you guys saying?
Since when do you have 80k viewers?
I'm just him bro, look at this to the D.
I need to find those game glasses.
I'm going to the gym tonight.
So I need to do one hour of one hour of four-ing.
It's going to be late time, bedtime though.
One hour of four-ing.
Okay, how about this?
One hour of four-ing.
We rotate over to the gym after one hour of four-ing.
That's 11.30.
After an hour for it, we went to the gym to have a low 30-minute workout, we enshrined
at 12, we drove 15 minutes to the house, we enshrined to be a yo-chat Bible by my
80k viewers, and then, shower, go to sleep.
Perfect schedule.
All of you, full...
What is that time?
12.15.
12.15 bro.
is reading non-tax go anywhere you know what someone told me the other day the
sixth graders the fourth graders third graders sixth graders guitar smoking
weed so do do with that what you think we'll do what you do if the fifth
graders are smoking weed, then yeah, I think they don't teach reading in school anymore.
I don't even know what they teach anymore.
There's a child from the generation of this...
this child.
This child.
That's only in tarpon springs. What is a tarpon spring?
like Tampa and Florida or what do you mean?
I don't know, bro, I really don't know how people are so like, what's the word?
oblivious?
That's even the right word.
I thought there was dumb people.
I thought I was dumb.
I don't know, 15.
I thought I was dumb.
Yeah, you guys can make a joke that you are dumb, Jeff.
But like, bro, there's actually like, dumb people in this world.
Respectfully.
I have a penny comment. I have a title
I don't know. What else I can do?
I just got a tattoo on my head. I'm big. I'm getting you body. I'm getting you body right here.
Oh my god, I'm full.
just chicken and beef bro you didn't see what I hate before this bro but I hate you
guys bro okay I just want you guys to just come bro I've ever seen this is the creative
you but yo what's offer doing right now to see you see even with you guys at a
dinner table or your scene is ruined by the sad or sad
Who the hell do you think you are, chef?
Ahhhh!
Chef, why don't you pull up the crane?
I'm a mind coping guy too bro look at the six pack I just ate so much food with the six pack
Dude, is it zesty if I pull down my pants like that, chat?
Cause I see people doing that all the time.
I'm not making a band, right?
Dude, I just...
Oh, I'm actually skinny now.
Look, look, look.
I'm gonna blow out my stomach.
There's like nothing, bro.
I'm skinny now, bro.
Holy, I'm skinny now.
Yeah, daddy!
I don't even think she's gonna just pop up on my head.
Yo stop, man.
Like let me join this discord fight.
I'm gonna play some Fortnite somethings instead of Solario.
Where's the faxy poor cat?
Bro.
All natural bro. Work hour team bro. Push for the leg. Boxing classes. 5 times a week.
One hour stair master. Actually not one hour. 30 minutes zone 2 stair master. And then
a night before I go to sleep. About 30 minutes jump rope and 30 minutes jump rope and just
punching the buck, just punching the punching bag as hard as I can. One thing I am going
to start doing though, chat, I'm going to start doing interval training, which is
like I'm gonna run as fast as I can or it's called like active recovery so I don't even know bro
I don't even know
you're filming you're filming I'm from New York
dude
I'm from New York let me get bacon and cheese here
Plunging hider bags.
This is gonna be the one.
I'm back, bro.
Up now, we're sticking with this techie, straight-boy Cardi B dog.
I was challenging?
Come on, come on, come on.
It's just because I have a lot of viewers, though.
I'm bad.
Chat's moving really fast to me.
Oh, for real, dude.
I gotta stop doing this.
Remind me, make food no matter what in the morning.
Make food no matter what in the morning.
Make food no matter what in the morning.
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should I put the fork in the spoon in
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are you lying on your day
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mm-hmm
mm-hmm
y'all
bro what are you doing
I have to do something
about the popping you bro
look at this
I'm just trying to beat myself and get to add a flavor.
I love watching that one take off, bro.
Yeah, but the Jason, um, Stocher theme, the whole thing was all...
Yeah, I got a point up there with a big document!
I'm gonna be honest with you, like, 75% of the trip I'll just give up.
Yeah, I'm gonna pay it.
Bro, what is this thing about, bro?
Judd, you ain't getting edited?
I'm not getting edited?
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I know you're missing the water.
You love me, don't you?
You know in some sort of evil wicked way. I love you too, bro
You made me I don't know if you understand English
but
You made me feel powerful again, bro. I really appreciate that even if what you're doing is evil
Or it makes me look bad
And I appreciate you bro, you know
You're in a shame bro. I see you for who you are, bro. I know you just want it. I know you want my
Prime to come back, bro. I know you want me to. You've been doing this for the past three days
on my streams, bro. And again, bro, I'm gonna miss this, bro, when the new body is over.
I'm gonna miss it, I'm gonna miss it, bro, it makes me feel powerful, bro.
So, WBBotter in the chat, man, um, Twitch, I'm not supporting his new body, I'm gonna
be speaking my thoughts.
Jazz, it's that 60-fucking-k, don't curse in the chat, we don't curse in this chat,
you understand what I'm saying, boy?
Get back to work now, boy.
Use it as more of a...
Yeah, all the time, huh?
Yo, what's good guys, my name's Drew, and let's do a face real.
You know what's good guys, my name's Shane.
Here's how I look.
Longest game to save me of all time.
Brother, can you blame me?
Yes you can.
No.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna get up to you. I'll go ask them for help today.
You know what?
I'll shoot my whole day tomorrow to make up for it.
I'm talking shower.
I'm talking, wait no, I have a call tomorrow.
Great.
Time is a call tomorrow.
Let's see.
1pm.
Oh, and I have a freaking stretching appointment tomorrow at 12.
Before what I hear what you have to say, you only have a few more credits left.
I figured I might as well get the stretches.
That's perfect.
Tomorrow's Wednesday, right?
Tomorrow Wednesday?
Yeah.
tomorrow i'll make food i'll tell you my schedule tomorrow wake up 10 a.m.
okay make food stretching at 12 for one hour financial meeting at 1 p.m.
Boxing class at 2 30. Come home. Eat food. Dairy for gin. Come home. Eat food. Start my
stream. I could do this late night stream tomorrow too. Oh my god, tomorrow's Bible study as well.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, I'm not that interested in that 30th month. I have to go to Bible study. I have to bro. I feel very
This is God and I'm gonna be honest you
Why cast name one?
Spread one if you're a boss
Real chatter real chatter 60,000 with boys for duty
Tomorrow's a very busy day for me. Oh my god, I need to shut my car tonight
What do you do, Anthony?
Get off your feet!
Get off your feet!
What do you do, Anthony?
Get off your feet!
Get off your feet!
Get off your feet!
Now play the game of winks!
You want to get mixed.
Fuck that bitch!
I got it stuck in my dick bro.
Bro's packing?
What are you looking for?
The tin foil.
I'm gonna put it in the fridge right here tomorrow.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, where did I put it?
Where'd that place go?
She can't take it with her.
She can't take it with her.
Yeah.
I guess we just lost it.
Bro, just put that knockin' over it.
You're right.
I'm getting the last bite of the fishbowl.
I think I'm going to go to the gym tomorrow.
I think I'll come to front tomorrow.
I'm sorry I let you down.
Didn't call today, but it's 11.
I wanna get at least a few more hours in.
I'll try to reach out as much as I can during the gym stream,
but I wanna go to the gym right now.
What do you think?
I promise I'll make it up to you tomorrow, bro.
Ashley, tomorrow's 9.30.
You're rotating, bro?
I want to stream the gym.
I want to stream the gym.
Now.
Here you go again.
Are you going to the washing plant for fun?
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
Shagging mic though
Shagging mic though please
Yeah, it's coming.
Yeah, it's coming.
Yeah, it's coming.
Is my mic good?
Hello?
Is my mic good?
Hello?
Is my mic good?
Jeff, is it over now?
Can you guys hear me?
Can't hear you.
Alright, I'm going to the gym, okay?
On stream.
On stream, okay?
So you guys, let me get my socks.
Did you call today?
No, buddy, I didn't call, dude.
Let me get my socks real quick.
Let's get my socks.
Let's get my socks.
Oh, I just farted.
Oh, I just farted again.
Oh, I just keep farting everywhere.
Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
yeah
Jeff if he had a cake why China's having fast they're just sleeping right now, bro
Yo
Top you tap you think the sub bro thing was sub my friend oh
Oh.
Tapia will tapia just subscribe.
You guys care about viewers way too much, bro.
You guys gotta focus on how much water you drink, like, what you're eating, like, you
guys should have more energy on that instead.
That's what I think, at least.
It's always viewers this, always viewers that, you know what I mean, like, why don't we
just skip the end of the world, there?
No!
No!
Give me sub.
Breaks worth with the sub.
Sorry my energy levels are low, but we better have high energy because I'm pulling up to the gym.
I want to keep shooting bro but I don't think I'm gonna anymore cuz my manager is really
mad and like I need to listen to him if I want to walk in and besides I know I say
that but I'm probably gonna keep shooting.
I'm a chudd brother.
Ah, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? You know what I do!
Look at this.
Bro, but we could farm more ads, bro.
But you're talking about long term wiser.
Why is it bad at Q-sharing?
Because you said my real viewers are gonna leave.
Because I'm going to the gym.
But now that I'm thinking about it, it is facts.
I wonder where I am at the gym.
I won't even be talking to you guys like that.
I'm not just in my stream, bro.
It's 11 anyways.
Stream while in the gym.
Nah, bro, I gotta listen to my manager.
He's the go.
He's really the go.
Like, he's the best manager I think I've ever
had in my life.
Like I'm the child right now bro.
Like I literally say savage are you bro.
Why is my skin actually looking good though?
Chair, why am I actually looking good?
Like my skin's gotten a lot better, has it not?
Yes or no?
Please Papa, a few more minutes.
Bro, has my skin gotten a lot better or no?
Be honest.
Yes.
Are my lips dry?
Yo, mods, get ready, action, start it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no!
Nah, you still look black.
Do I actually look black, bro?
What's a good back-and-bye workout?
Yes.
Chat.
If I go to recon, what's the best first machine start for back?
I'm gonna take off my shirt at the gym too, okay?
What happened at a perm?
I can't. I think I'm on Accutune or else I can't.
I think they said hair is skin. It's hair and skin the same thing
La la la la la la la la la
Too tired, bro. I don't like oh I'm about to just go to sleep. I don't do not like go to the gym and I
She's not my type of kids. It's just not my cup of tea you feel me
Hold on let me show you guys my six pack real quick
Holy, we're actually bloated now.
What happened to me bro?
Are you going to your apartment gym or gym gym?
I'm going gym gym boy.
Come back to work now, boy!
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Chad we made it to the gym, Chad.
Baby I'm wishin' fall
Baby I'm wishin' more
Baby I'm wishin' more
Yeah! Yo yo yo yo yo!
Yo yo yo yo yo!
Yo what's up guys?
Yo what's good guys? My name is Tony.
I'm a professional phone. Yo, let's go guys. My name is Swing. I'm a professional phone player.
Big brothers! Big brothers! Big brothers!
Run that color down the line, yeah
21 minutes until I got it, doesn't like it
Till I got 100%
Play as the world caves in
My free time
This is the blooming type of music right here
Child, we about to be at the gym
Child, am I tired when I'm tired?
Or do you guys think I have energy?
What do you guys think I'm doing when I'm tired?
Can you guys read me like a book?
Am I being tired on purpose?
Or am I...
Actually, I have no energy
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It's real it's real though oxytocin in that so expressing what's that so expressing
Yeah, you're right. Holy frick. I should not freaking be shirming right now.
Wait, my chat's too droning at night, bro.
Sure.
I'm not even gonna be able to take my work out seriously.
So what happens you use though?
Sony SM6
Sony SM6, sure
What do you mean boss up?
What happened?
Chad, I'm waiting to share backwards or no?
Go buy a workout to me, dude.
What's the first pack workout, chat?
Let's do this one.
CD cables.
Let's do this one, Chad.
This is bad angle.
Chad, this is bad angle or no?
Chell's is bad angle or no?
Chell's is bad angle or bad?
Ahhhh, this is too light bro.
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Suffer
Chad, is my back tough or no?
Back today? Back and by, yeah.
Chad, we're doing back and by.
What is that song?
Chad, what's a good gym song, bro?
All right, you guys ready?
what's the next machine chat? what's the next machine? what's the next
machine chat audio moden hello hello my mother and my mother yo what's the next
machine yo what's the next machine yeah what's the next machine yo what's the
next machine yeah chat what's next machine chat
We'll do T-bar roll.
T-bar roll, Shaq.
Let's do T-bar roll.
Chalice do T-bar roll.
Here I have to save 5 times for you guys.
Yo, chalice do T-bar roll.
Chalice do T-bar roll.
Chalice do T-bar roll.
Chalice do T-bar roll.
Child, let's do t-barrow. Child, let's do t-barrow.
Wait, is it...hold at the top?
100k viewers?
100k!
I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'm not...
Dude, they're looking at me, Jack.
Alright.
Jack, did we actually...
100k viewers back?
Is that another plate?
No.
Oh my God, 100k, 100k!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hold at the top right? Like hold it? Jason, I'ma knock him.
Knock you out Jason.
Chad, y'all see my veins. Y'all see my veins in them Chad.
I'm going to kill him.
Oh
What's up, bro, what's up, bro, huh? Yes, sir
No, bro, wait you're at us
Yeah, I was in Europe.
Well, I saw you out here, and I was like, no way, you moved too.
I feel like everyone moved.
Yeah.
I know some of you.
Yeah.
You want to say what's good in my chat?
Yeah.
What's up?
How many viewers you got right now?
100,000, bro.
Actually?
Yeah, 100,000 viewers right now.
Bro, I got a ton of viewers right now.
Sounds good, brother.
Bro.
That's true, man.
Hello, bro.
Got a hundred thousand viewers right now. You know what I'm saying?
All right, bro.
Chat, man.
One more stay, okay? One more hard set, chat. All right.
Back is pumping, man. What else can we do for back at this truck?
All right, thanks. We need to keep our road. And then we just did last hold-out.
What else can we do chat?
Does anybody even chat now?
Yo, why is there no one in my chat talking about?
Yo, Lil?
We get it, you have a big team?
What else can I do, bro?
Rows.
I just did rows, bro.
At least dead ropes
I'm going to rip it. I'm going to the side.
Close grip neutral group?
Future proud to handle this.
It's got to say, wash a stream next to me.
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Hell Prince!
What's the next machine, Jack?
Cruiser Girls?
Move to back there.
I'm done with that.
Y'all think I had a successful back thing?
You done enough off that? Bro, we're gonna go in the food.
We're gonna go in the posing room after this, and what's up?
What's up with you, man?
Alright.
Wait, still preacher girls and then hammer girls, right?
What's up with you, man? Tell us still with you, man.
Dude, I think I got a pimple on my chest, bro.
Here it is.
What do y'all think has a better physique?
Don't skip cardio?
What time is it?
Oh my god, it's 11.52am.
I'm gonna crash out.
Alright, let's do some spider curls, chat.
Come down.
Alright, let's do some spider curls, chat.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
Come down.
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Okay.
Now do the right.
Did I do it right or no?
Did I do it right or no?
I think I tried to do that there.
I tried to curve my wrist there.
I think I did good.
All right.
Yeah!
Daigo!
Daigo act just subscribed.
They were 50,000 hits, bro.
I appreciate about that.
Thank you so much, man.
Ugh.
Look at my bandit.
Okay.
I
Wish you guys could see it. Oh my god. My back is crazy. Look at this
Wait, how do I show you guys my back?
All right, let's do a picture card now
Let's do a picture card now chef
And then I think we're done for the workout. And then I got it to cardio.
W, Lacey, Brandon too. Wait, Lacey's in the gym right now on stream?
Want to fight with Jason?
I only want help. I only want help. I only want to fight. I only want to sit up.
I only want to cover.
We're out of this shit
I
I'm gonna find you!
I'm gonna find you!
You better keep an out of the car and don't wait for so short.
Bro, my bed time coming up though bro.
Chad, y'all really want to see another stair-max mission for one hour?
I don't know, that's good content.
Can you train me boss up?
Can you be my fitness coach?
My coach is dropping me, bro.
Or he's like evil on me now.
He's so cool for me now.
Yo.
All right.
Are you a boxing trainer or a lifting trainer?
Cause right now I have a flight coming up.
I got a flight coming up with Jason and me
and my biggest problem right now
is getting gasped out in like four rounds.
So I need to like condition myself.
Like I haven't been really lift
and I'm also cutting right now.
So like my weight, like my PRs and the weights
are like staying at the same level.
Like you don't want to go up and stay
when they're cutting.
I'm gonna start bokehing soon.
But I need to condition myself.
I need to condition myself.
You gotta do breathing technique?
Yeah, bro.
When I lose, bro, I just lose.
Bro, when I'm out of cardio, bro,
I just like, draw my hands bro and that's not good.
Don't go too soon bro.
Nah bro, I'm doing it through my post bro.
You know this stuff.
You know this stuff trust me.
I just got a condition myself, Cardio wise
and out Cardio Jason and I, and I'll win the fight.
So Jason's not good at punching.
He's just, in the closing room chair.
Are y'all ready to see my physique?
Are y'all ready to see my physique?
Type one in the chat, y'all are ready to see my physique.
Wait, is there like somewhere where I can sit down and I can?
You are a translate.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm actually looking that day, crew.
Shrame faster, Shrame slower.
Oh, yeah, baby.
What do you have to speak for?
Oh yeah, baby!
Chad, did I have it took back in by work out, to be honest?
I'm pretty pumped right now.
I'm pretty pumped right now, bro.
I have to do cardio, bro, but it's 12.05, not way too short.
Wait, boss up, can you send me a push-pull leg split that's optimal for me?
For boxing trick?
Or can you go on Twitter and give me a push-pull leg split that I can follow that absolute
because they have like 300 machines here and I just switched over to this gym and I like still getting the hang of it
But like also sending a cardio routine because right now what I'm doing for cardio is
one is stair master and
I
Want to start doing like cardio where I get gas felt like crazy
Because Stairmaster, I just do Zone 2 Stairmaster for 30 minutes.
I just do Zone 2 Stairmaster for 30 minutes.
And I just sweat a lot.
It's not bad.
like zone 2 snare master, do H-I-I-T.
Is that hit interval, interval training or whatever it's called?
Should I skip cardio today?
High intensity interval training?
Wait, is that the one where you like get gassed out?
And then when you get gassed out, what matters is you're breathing?
Because I was firing a guy today and his coach was saying like, he was saying like, do like one minute sprints as fast as you can, and then one minute breathing, but like move around.
Don't just like be like, you know what I mean, like try to like move around and breathe.
I could do that right now, okay?
Should I do that right now?
Wait, if I do this shit every day, does that make me, like, not jazz down in the boxing
fight with Jason?
Because, bro, I would beat Jason, like, my punch right now is really good, like,
my form of the punch, all that is really good.
My cardio is just, like, like, you guys think I'm skinny, right?
But like, I'd be getting out of gas that fast, bro.
No, me, you need rest.
Dude, I just want to make sure, because the problem
with me in my entire life is I just
want to make sure I'm doing everything right.
Like, I'm scared of failing, bro.
And I'm scared like, I'm scared I'm not
going to be training hard or efficiently enough
until it's like, even though I know I'm doing this
for myself, like, I'm doing cardio every day,
I'm working out, I'm training a lot, and like I wake up, my body's sore, bro.
That's how you know you're training good.
But sometimes I feel like I'm not doing enough, and I don't want to...
I think that's how everyone is now, if you're a hard jerk like me.
You know what I'm talking about, sometimes you feel like you're not doing enough.
I have a trainer, bro.
I have a trainer.
You shouldn't put your stand up, but it's not a heavy day to work out.
Let's go through some thermostat.
What time is it? 12.08. I can't skip cardio.
Where is he? I train in the morning.
I train at 2.30 every day in the morning.
My ass is so big, let me go.
Dang, we're not talking about building muscles here.
We're talking?
We're talking about...
...partia.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Leave a string down there.
He wants to move with both.
He wants to move with both.
First go legs.
Yeah, strain optimally and build muscles.
And I also want to have a Jason and Wayne cardio training routine.
I want to make my cardio go up by 10 sticks, like, tremendously.
Like I want to, like, not be gassed on the flight.
I know boxing is, like, the hardest thing, like it really gasses you out, so like
I want to make sure I'm like super locked in during the fuck.
Alright boys, I'm at the cardio.
One side is worse bro.
One side actually works.
One side is worse bro.
One side actually works.
A four-tie axe to work.
Chat, what's the apple that shows your workout?
Oh, workout.
I didn't know Asian Deaf is famous.
Yeah, it's Boston with elbows and knees and cheeks.
Ooh, that's gonna hurt, bro.
I'm sorry about the Boston sucks.
It's not that bad.
It's just the only annoying thing is just having kids come to my chat thinking I'm the one that's doing it.
And I have a pinned message I have in my title and they still say,
Jeff, why are you here, buddy?
You know what I mean? It's not bad. I feel powerful when you bought it.
That's what people thought by the way. That's not like, impersonal.
It kind of is, though.
When you shower, do you be shadow-boxing inside or not?
Nah.
Not really.
This is a good content though, right, chef?
We're on the stand-master machine for 30 minutes.
Yo, who had a glow-up, bro?
I know, bro.
Yo, um, does anybody else have any advice on how to make my cardio better than Jason
by the fight, chef?
Anybody through MMA or boxing in here?
I'll take some advice, bro.
But I appreciate y'all, man.
game gem changes a mother trucker not it's on it's honestly getting cheated on
that's what really changes you start doing that shadow boxing in the shower
that's far every day no if you start every day you're gonna get like cooked
Bro
Fighting cardio is so much different than running
I know bro
I sparred, I literally
I sparred a 14 year, I think I sparred like a 12 year old today
And I got gas on 4 rounds
4, 2 minute rounds
Or it might have been 3 minutes
That's not good bro
How many girlfriends do you have?
2
But right now I'm locking on my career right now and I can't be focusing on girls right
now.
I have a girl, but I'm a decedent of y'all, girls suck you bro, they suck you dry bro.
their money, their energy, and their work as a man.
Unless you know how to balance it.
If you, if you simp for, sorry, if you go all out for a girl,
if you love her so much, like your reasoning is that you love her a lot,
and you lose yourself as a man, you're gonna become a freaking child, bro.
And she's gonna cheat on you.
You're gonna have your own thing going when you have a girl
Because I'm not 110 pounds though. I'm 136 right now
Y'all actually think I'm 110 pounds room that's crazy. Am I really that skinny you guys?
The best thing to do is long slow run
Yeah, I used to run three miles every day, but I've been shooting so much
that's why sometimes I that's why sometimes I feel like I'm not doing a
lot because bro I've been streaming for like 15 days in a row and it's paying
off but like I'm worried about this fight for Jason bro like I just got to
keep chatting hard but I'm really worried I feel like y'all ever get that
chat like you feel like you're doing everything right but sometimes you feel
like you're doing you're not doing it right you don't talk about
what's going on and don't see right now
I will go five miles yeah but you got a stretch to stretching very important
dude look at how vain my hands are I've never had that before you guys have
there or no Jeff just a discipline and once it results you can get so much
more motivated but I think this one bro only on weekends I don't walk in because
of my girl but it's not it's not hurtful it's my fault
how many calories I'm eating like 2,000 or more calories a day right now but I'm
like doing boxing training five times a week cardio every day and push full
like every Monday to Saturday. Every day I'm hustling, thresholds. I don't have my
viewers count on. I'm not obsessed with my viewers. I'm more obsessed with the real
viewers.
I'm gonna end the stream when I get home. I'm already late by my bedtime.
full 17 I'm already two minutes late by my head time no restaurant subpoena
primer diamond right now or I'm gay
you better put up a good fight yeah but I can't I can't keep streaming I can't
keep swimming um look at my my skin bro you guys see that the accuracy is making
it so dry even in my hands
everyday I'm hustling sprint till sprint sprint for 45 seconds wait so how
long do I do that for every day
No, I'm talking about Jason. What are you talking about, bro?
Bro, I did acupine. I used hella aqua force. I know, bro.
Did you get dry hands too? Like right here? On acupine or no?
Because I asked my dermatologist. She said it's a possibility.
And she prescribed me like a topical cream. But I haven't used it yet.
Because I don't really care that my hands are like dry like this.
But I fear now because I'm like, so long asleep.
There's anything to play. But I'm doing cardio right now, bro. I'm setting it in deep.
You should take Boone the Valiant.
I gotta start my flight.
And show my, show my first set.
I have a peptide coat, chef.
I got a peptide code and he does my diet plan to work out. I don't really follow his program. I probably shouldn't
But he helps me with my peptides
My my diet
Are you gonna stay locked in after the fight yes bro the gym is my lifestyle
bro I've been on Bruno Dian and GHK for two months and my acting is all gone
wait but we're doing acting too no I don't think this is acting too I don't think it's acting
I think it's just because I don't clean my pillow sheets or like swap it out or I use my headphones
And I don't clean my headphones after this wedding
And I think because like I really have bad skin like only on the side of my face
You know
Siding is either the headphones
Like wearing it and not cleaning it or it's a pillow sheet
My diet is really clean bro
Sam, my dive is really clean.
Clean dive is good.
Doing a dying bro?
I was gonna hop on doing a dying bro, but I'm only on GSK right now.
Or sweating a lot.
Yeah, I do be sweating a lot.
And I don't shower after I get home from the sweat.
Cause I have to stream.
I'm out and going.
Like for example, I started 12 year old today and I came home. I made food and I instant start my shit
I'm in shower since then
You know I check y'all want me miss foreign tournaments
If I miss foreign tournaments
For a shower, it's not worth it, bro. I
just shower at night
Definitely make sure of all you think after my ice cream treatment is done
And I still like don't shower and sweat
Or I still don't shower and do all that?
Will my skin still be clear or no?
Like, you guys think Acuteam's gonna fix this side face right here?
Or not?
You heard the people that were on Acuteam?
Cause that's what my thermal collagen said bro.
She said that's gonna fix it all, dude.
You're staring at me!
It's normal for pet toys.
GHK will...
Will... It looks like Darkspot.
I- I'm on GHK.
But I do it like every other day.
I don't do it every day.
I do 20 minutes...
Uh, every Wednesday.
But I'm out of GHK.
I need to buy some but I can't spend money this week.
I have a budget of $200 every week
How much mgs? It's like a 10 milliliter. It's like a little bio, bro
And then I just reconstituted it
But either one full insulin syringe or two. I forgot a bag of water
You don't want it to
And then I could be 20 units every every other day
You get
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Locked in like help in the chat. I thought y'all were some foreign I kid check
For your stamina like you were asking a pet dive word MOTSY my coach said it's useless
He said it's like
SQ to peptide
Well over you I'm level 12 right now
By level seven bro like my progress in stair master is crazy now bro
It's actually insane bro
Like I'm a pro stair master person now chef
Level 12, I'm sweating.
They've been trying, but this guy is view-bottling, she's spinning.
She either might be an Indian dev, that's just bypassing Twitch, or she's just a goat.
I just view-bottling.
Are you wearing a sweater, bro?
Yeah.
Just all the stuff.
Ready?
Wait, do you guys actually think mossy works?
That's insane, I can only do levels 7 with 30 minutes.
Bro, am I even kidding?
My cardio in sex too is way better now.
I used to nut, I used to nut in like 2 minutes of just doggy style.
Now when I do doggie style, I be going for like 7 minutes in a row.
Like cardio, cups, everything bro.
Yo what's good old me?
Let me give you guys a quote chat.
Boxing will change your life.
It'll humble you.
Like I thought I was good at boxing.
I got in a spark.
I got a nosebleed for the first time.
And I got humbled and broke boxing. I don't know if you'll ever experience check
Like just being gasped out
Where you don't want to do anymore in those moments where you don't want to do it is where you grow
You got a this is what helps me when I'm in those moments like today my trainer was pushing me so hard
When I'm in those moments where I just can't do it anymore. I
I think about a nice warm shower because I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die.
Being uncomfortable is so good. I'm not gonna die. I can go home and take a nice
warm shower. So why am I gonna stop now? And I can keep going. That's what my
mindset is. That's the same with everything in life check. Why am I gonna
to stop and be comfortable when I'm at the end of the day I can come home to a
nice young pain-sized bed warm shower who's gonna be in your court for the
boxing event I don't know yet I have no one right now I might fly out my book
my cameraman is Jason bro Jason doesn't even bro if I tell you guys what
You can tell me all day y'all remember when he said when he said I will pay for
just boxing coach I don't know how it's gonna work just that deep training
are you taking IG FL are brief now
y'all are making me want to hop a lot see that my sweating right now like
crazy so I look like I'm dying because I'm sweating bad right now wait we've been
doing this for seven minutes 17 minutes
how about MK67? I am taking MK677. 40 more minutes? No I'm doing 30 minutes. I gotta
go to sleep, bro. I gotta go to sleep, dang. I gotta stay consistent my sleep schedule.
I'm telling you, training is briefing right now.
Wait, what's IGSL13?
What time are we waking up at? 10 30 am.
Yo boss, a beauty peptide, bro?
How you know so much?
I'm going to attend. Oh shoot. I apologize. No one in here to do that. 19 minutes. We're
getting back on it. What's 30 minus 19 seconds? What's 30 minus 19 seconds? Quick, quick, quick.
30 minus 19 minutes. What do I need to be on the screen? 11? Oh yeah. So 30 minus 19 is 11.
So if I see 11 minutes on the screen, I've done 30 minutes.
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and
recommendations for
electrolytes
can I say cardio routine?
what's your twitter boss up?
i'll DM you on twitter
send me your twitter
you make your channel? i'm walking to my car chat
hopefully nobody jumps me in this tournament
it's fine can't be
i got you i need dowry
yo boss up how old are you right now?
the DCN 50 knowledge program to challenge those shirts bro, now I can't spend money, but I'm so locked in
look how tough that shirt is
look at how tough that shirt is
and that's so tough bro
for electrolyte, laminate
what's that man?
excuse me?
What's like the most best seller of electrolytes that you guys have here for like boxing and stuff?
Well, you got some narrowgums
Are these wholesale or these charge a little bit more
Let me ask my 72,000 viewers
Yo, send me two thousand viewers
They're selling these for five dollars and twenty five cents. What is it on the Amazon?
All right, yeah, just let me know about the luxury rights
Chant Chant Park of this
evil gen
Dude, I can't spend money, bro. I
Actually can't spend money, bro. I'm getting tempted right now. I need to control my temptations
$7 to you know guns actually really good. That's what I heard
But I really stopped begging people see go see a psychologist
Well, it really affects you too much if you are selling weights out of my brain.
I'm chilling again.
First thing I want to ask, a lot of people, they don't mention I get the hydrogen and acryslides.
I catch you, bro.
What's up?
People normally get the hydrogen slides or the hydrogen ones.
You go 10?
I see a lot of people get the hydrogen and acryslides.
Acryslides?
Acryslides?
Which one do you think is better?
I don't know.
I think...
You be honest sir
Do you think like which one do you think's like the best for boxing you know how like a boxing you begin gas down so
Which one's cheaper
Yeah, it's almost like it's a 5.
$47.
$47?
$41.
$41.
Can I pay?
Can I use karma to pay?
What?
Can I pay like in installments?
I'm facing a repayment.
No?
You think you can let me slide?
I can.
Wait, if I walk that right now?
All right.
I'll just leave it back, bro.
Sorry, bro.
I can't spend money right now.
I'll look into that, though.
Appreciate you, bro.
Chat see I control myself. You know, I will just tap my golden a-max card right now and be over my budget
But we're locked in you got 70,000 viewers and we're gonna farm the money from you guys
No seriously chat like I wait hold up. This is really good lighting
All right, this is not good lighting
You think we could try to get someone in the parking lot to buy me some electrolytes?
Chad, who can give me $50 right now in cash up?
I'll buy it right now if you send me $50 in cash up.
Damn, I'm lowkey mogging right now, bro.
Yo, Chad, I'm lowkey mogging right now, bro.
who wants me who wants me in the chat damn my hair looks good who wants me in the
chat anybody want me look how dead the parking lot is I'm blocking bro no I'm
not my speech is cooked yeah who wants me I got 80,000 viewers who wants me
Hello, my mutin, my mutin. Oh, you know what? Someone fell asleep to my shame
Wakey wakey wakey wakey
Wakey wakey
I'm sweating crazy right now brother
What the hell my door just closed for me. That's weird
How many real viewers you think there is? Oh no, man
all I know is bro we lost we get our cardio baby and I was gonna skip it
are you all ready you already you already
Well, we're waking up in the middle of the night to freaking pee today.
Jesus, brother!
Jesus!
Wait, who was that guy that was coaching me in the life of a bop lover, are you in
there, Shane?
Just you should have stole it?
That's a sin.
We're no stealer around here.
That was the old me, bro.
Bro, I'm not even lying. I never shoplifted before but then Joji got me into the shoplifting and then I stopped
It was so easy, but like it's not worth it
Stealing is a sin bro. What well done bro appreciate you mine
All right boss up. What's your what's your what's your what's your?
What's your Twitter bro?
Saka DM you about information because I'm trying to knock out Jason like I'm really trying to like
I'm not trying to let Jason beat me in this fight bro. Like I can't. If I let Jason beat me, like I'm cooked, bro
Like we're gonna be cooked, bro. Like it's embarrassing if I lose the fight. I can't lose to this kid, bro
Like I cannot lose to Jason. Like like no cap. No glizzy. Where am I? Bet I'm from New York. No, it's 1250. I gotta go to sleep.
I gotta go to sleep.
I gotta go to sleep. Like oh my god, I'm just gonna log in, man.
Wait, what was that song you were talking about, Eater?
What was that song?
LSD?
Seriously, did you got the bot himself?
Bro, stop projecting, bro.
No, let in, bro!
Read the freaking pen stream, man.
Like, read the title, dude.
I'm gonna rip it, bro.
Sorry if I'm being rude.
Like, I'm sick and tired.
Bro, stop projecting, bro.
No, let in, bro.
Read the freaking pen stream, man.
Like, read the title, dude.
I'm gonna rip it, bro.
Sorry if I'm being rude.
Like, I'm sick and tired.
Like I'm sick and tired of everyone just coming my share I'm saying I'm view about it
Like first of all I can't spend more than $200 a week now because I'm on a budget
I started learning what budgeting is because as a shamer you make money and you just lose it all because you don't know how to
Nobody teaches you how to manage money until you freaking turn into a dope and learn how to manage money and get help get professional help
You know so I can't even spend more than $200 a week now
I'm gonna have 198 and the week just started second of all like it's in the freaking title, bro
In the pinch at like in my money, but I don't even know why I'm wasting my breath right now, bro
I'm probably gonna go live tomorrow and the same guy's probably gonna view bombing again. I got this point
I might as well just enjoy it, bro
I might as well just enjoy my mind this guy view body me and just just like the senses that the synthesize myself to like
Reading this messages, bro
What car you drive bro?
Hold up. Let me just play a song quick because I need to go to sleep. It's you with my face
Do I look like I do I look like a view butter?
Do I look like a view butter? Yes or no?
What are you guys thinking about this song?
Go drag, go drags.
Oh my god, I'm almost hit the curb.
Like fuck bro!
Like chat, you're making me almost hit the curb, bro!
I didn't want to stop from getting raised.
I think that's a Sasha was getting ready bro.
How much does Sasha, how much does Sasha and Diaul think I have as a man?
Oh my god, I'm gonna try and explain.
I want to text my girl on your idea, you're trying to explain me.
Torches? Have you all ever been to torches?
You good?
Text Liz.
Text Bay.
Text Bay, avoid it.
Hey, baby, I just finished the gym.
There's this place called Torchies.
Would you be down to try out with me this week, maybe?
And try some tacos with me.
Also, I love you.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Also, um, I love you, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Love you, baby.
Stay safe out there.
Muah.
Come on, it's okay.
Hey, imagine I get cheated on again, bro.
Woof!
If I get cheated on again, I'm knocking out Jason.
I swear to God I am, bro.
Woo, I wanna get cheated on again, bro.
I wanna get cheated on again.
Cause bro, I'm so, bro, I'm so lost, bro.
I'm chowned.
I'm so lost, bro.
like I'm so much like you don't even understand man
yo I don't know what cars y'all be driving in the OCE region bro but the Tesla's
It's like one of the most reliable cars in the entire world
People just hate on it cuz you are must-go to it stuff
But like at the top like I don't even like I'm not even like I don't even know anything about you on must-go
And I don't care
But like as a car
It's like so reliable
Same money on gas like the gas prices here in America are like so high now
you save money on gas very simple to drive all you got to do is just drive
all you got to do is just charge your car like an iPhone bro every night that's
all you got to do you get 300 miles every single charge
like I don't know why people be hating on the Tesla bro
Pestles are literally like the most reliable cars
so reliable. Everybody that drives my car is like, I love this car and like it's just so simple to drive.
Like people be saying like it's ED and stuff, like I don't give a shit bro. I don't want to hear boom, boom, boom.
Like it's nice but I rather invest in housing instead or like the stock market or like
Anything else people have black cars. I would like bro like if I have extra money like disposable income
And I don't need to pay any debts or like
If I have just a lot of money like I won't mind buying another car, but like cars are just
Bro, you just got to get a car that can help you get from point A to point B
Like it doesn't matter like people buy cars to impress other people and it's like
Bro, why are you trying to impress me when you don't even know?
You feel me?
Like, yeah, I think you can treat yourself to be, like, really, really, really, really,
really, can afford a buy a car, but people don't even account for stuff that ain't
paid for, like, taxes.
What if your family gets an emergency, like, how are you going to pay that?
Like, you gotta account for all these stuff that could happen randomly.
You feel me?
Like, people, I was so dumb.
was so dumb like I'm so happy I wasn't dumb in my money like yeah I was a
little bit dumb but like my biggest purchase is probably a house girl and
like my house is one of them like it's like one of my biggest assets right now
you know and I'm sure JXE and all of them are like
sad for life because they're smart with their money too I hope JXE's smart
I think JXE's smart with money it's making like he's probably making like I don't
know how many ads he runs with JXE like if I have to talk about you JXE's
He's probably making like $60,000 a day.
So like let's, he's been showing for 365 days in a row,
averaging $50,000 new words.
He's probably making like $30,000 to $40,000 a day.
So $40,000 times 365 just off Twitch.
How much is that chat?
What's 40,000 times 365?
That's how much Jixi makes a yearly off Twitch.
Again, I don't know how much ads he wants,
he probably has to pay a lot of taxes unless unless he's like unless he has
one of the best accountants ever or he's doing some sort of method bro how's he
making 40k a day off streams well when I had 10 20,000 average viewers I was
making $10,000 a day from streaming like actual 10,000 viewers that are
watching me and I was I don't remember how many has that I was running
I was making $10,000 a day
If I'm making that with ten and twenty thousand average viewers imagine how much JC is making with 50-60,000 average viewers
You know what I'm saying?
JC and Queso they're just on the top
Like Kaisenat 2, I don't know what the frick Kaisenat is doing
Like it's his life bro, but like
He's probably, like Kaisenat is definitely chilling for life
Like, what is he actually doing?
Why has he, why has Kaisenat not streamed so long?
Like, I'm not the type of guy to just sit around
and do nothing about it.
Like, I love doing stuff.
Kaisenat, I'm sure he's working on his like,
brands and stuff, or his like, working stuff,
but like, bro, that's so much free time, bro.
Whenever you're like,
or whenever you have so much free time,
you just go crazy, bro.
Like, I, chat, I, one advice, I would recommend everyone in my stream right now, whether you're a big stream or small streamer.
Bro, you gotta just stay busy, bro. Like, you cannot be having too much free time, cause you're gonna just, like, you're gonna just end up having bad thoughts.
You're gonna wanna get a girl, cause you have so much free time, and then, boom, you get a girl, that's money out of your pockets.
Right? That's why I stay busy, bro.
Like, my life is like a ton of me right now.
Like, it's just, wake up, eat my breakfast, do boxing training, come home, stream, end
my stream, train again, do cardio, go to sleep, wake up, same thing.
Like, that's how my life is.
And I guess from an outsider's view of me, you can do like, oh, but Jeff, once you're
What's your downtime? My downtime is just a weekend turn up with my girl.
Like yeah, downtime's good. Like you don't want to burn yourself out, but then you're a psychopath.
But sometimes it's good to- It's like, you gotta find a balance for everything.
And I say this, but I even struggle with finding a balance.
Like...
I'm- For me, the type of guy I am, Chad, I'm like an all-in type of guy.
I'm an all-or-nothing type of guy.
Which is like, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Chad, were y'all even listening to what I was just saying these past few freaking minutes?
Whoa!
You just hand, brother.
That was just not even listening to what I was saying the past few minutes ago.
Oh, I'm tired, bro.
I just gasped myself, bro.
I hope someone listens to me, bro. Seriously.
Just stay busy, bro. That's all you gotta do in life.
Stay busy. Sure, some people around you that are nice.
And that's... I don't have it all figured out, but...
That's like a good general rule.
Just keep grinding, bro. Don't be a bum.
If you guys are a bum, you're gonna only regret it.
And you're gonna
You know you'd be like wow I could have been this I could have been that I start now, bro
And again all these things that I'm saying are way easier said than done
It takes consistency and good habits to keep them in the system
Once you have a system going
You're by the game like right now. I should be asleep an hour ago
But I'm not I'm stupid
Also, that's another thing, Chad. Don't talk down on yourself like Hydrocea. Like, for example, Hydrocea thing?
He's like, I'm so bad, I'm so bad! Like, bro, you know your mind? You know your mind tricks you, right?
Like, Chad, you gotta talk better to yourself, bro. You guys gotta talk better to yourself, bro.
Positive self-talk is real. I'm serious
You guys cannot you guys cannot be like yo, I'm so ugly. I'm so chopped
because your brain is
Gonna believe that your brains doesn't know
Believe it or not your brain doesn't know the difference between imagination and reality
Why do you guys think when you guys beat your meat to freaking corn?
you're you're you're nutting from it you're nutting to two people having sex
on the freaking screen your brain doesn't know what it is bro that's the
same that goes with self-talk say I'm the goat every morning look at yourself in
the mirror and tell yourself you're him because nobody else is gonna do it for
you but yourself well it's sad but it's enlightening bro nobody is gonna
to hand you stuff on a silver platter nobody's gonna be there to help you
nobody bro you're the one you guys are younger now and you guys think like your
parents are gonna be there helping forever my parents helped me but now
I'm the one that helps my parents bro I'm a grown man I'm 20 years old and I'm
the one that's carrying my family bro on my back and I'm still working I'm
still going to the gym like life is hard bro life is genuinely hard but that's
what life is it's hard if you're having an easy life you just chopped bro I don't
know what to tell you gangie what am I dead up in the old year you get a big
a negative cheese yeah like seriously bro a lot of you guys gotta just like
there's so much negative people in the world these days like you got it like
sometimes I get affected by negative people but I realize that then they
their lives are miserable and if you're not getting heating on you're
not doing something right you kill me like people can hate on me people can
tell me I fell off and the view bar that he's probably still my shame I don't
know how he's gonna do by me this entire shame I don't chat how long have you
shamed for like six seven hours like he's low key like I don't hate him I
actually even like low-key thankful for him just being honest even if it's
fake viewers like it makes me feel powerful again bro and I miss being
powerful I miss having a lot of viewers but I think it's a sign from God too I
think I think God is trying to tell me something big is gonna come to my
life every single year whether it's good or bad I just think God is telling me
something and we've been grinding so hard bro these past 15 days like I think
it's good to have these late night yapping sessions too I wasn't gonna
end my stream but I feel a lot better now like I'm telling each other like if I
want to end I'm gonna end my stream soon like if I want to end if I want to end
my stream with one life advice just stay busy bro just stay busy and don't
don't worry about what nobody says bro like that's something I struggle for
watch I care a lot what people say about me I know I say I don't but I
do but like seriously another thing I'm a yapper chat y'all bossa woman follow
you right now I'm a yapper chat like like
you gotta believe in yourself we are we are in this mind 24 hours a day well
16 I don't know yet well 24 like we are in this mind where we have this brain to
ourselves so it's very important how you speak to yourself how you do yourself when
you're constantly saying oh I'm so ugly I'm so chopped I'll never be successful
I'll never do this boobie about yeah you're actually telling yourself your
brain you're telling your brain that and you're reinforcing those thoughts so
So why not get rid of those thoughts, start being in good habits, and start saying yo I'm
gonna do this, I'm gonna freaking succeed, I'm gonna retire my family, I'm gonna get
a six pack.
But I told myself so many times I'm gonna get a six pack, and now I have a six pack.
You know?
Yeah, you still have to train, you still have to train your abs, you still have to do cardio,
but that's very important, chat.
This world is so negative, so it's very easy, I would recommend deleting social media too.
This world is so negative, you're constantly, some of y'all wake up and instantly go on
TikTok and you feed your brain these negative tweets, negative videos, you just feed your
brain that. Why would you do that? Wake up, start your day, one hour, no phone. I promise
you, wake up, try this for a week. Just wake up and have no phone for one hour and see
how much better your life is. See how much more clarity you get in your head as a
person. I'm giving you guys free game right now chat. I'm giving you guys free
actionable advice that you could do every day to fix your life. Not that you
guys have a bad life. You know I don't know I don't know the person watching
the stream. I don't know how you guys' lives are but I'm giving you guys some
actionable free game right now bro. Like I'm so ahead of the curve chat but I
I can always improve.
I know things that you guys don't know.
You feel me?
So you guys gotta lock in, okay?
And while I stay here and tell you guys how to lock in,
I need to lock in myself.
I need to go to sleep, brother.
I need to go to sleep, my brother.
Look at this.
Oh, we need to use headphones for good.
It's not sweaty.
All right.
Glasses.
I need to go to sleep my brothers and where am I then where am I then I'm from New York
no I lost my mic no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
I don't need one mic no bro no bro no no stop stop stop stop stop don't do this to me do not do this to me right now please god please please please
please please please please stop stop stop why don't I only want one mic no stop stop stop
no stop stop stop please where you got it just use red light before you sleep that
actually helps a lot good that's great advice because I have a I have a red
light blue light mass their mass that I got from Best Buy oh I lost one of my
my eggs bro I'm such a chud see I'm talking down myself now
Big boy.
Big boy.
Oh, I didn't lose my mic.
It's right here.
God bless, Mom.
Thank you, Jesus.
Yo, why is my car not charging?
and I don't pull up China in my tree yet why is my car not charging
There we go.
There we go my friend.
There we go my friend.
Very very naughty boy.
Very very naughty boy.
You're the very very Nazi boy you know that.
There you go my friend, you're the very very Nazi boy.
Hi boss.
I'm gonna end my stream.
Did you lease your car?
No but my skin's looking good isn't it?
Kind of.
It's getting better.
Um, I didn't miss my car. I bought it
That's one of the blessings that I have chat. There's a good scene. Thank you guys girl. Let me open my apartment quick
Hey Jeff, I have work in the morning, I just want to say, you are looking good, good night.
Thanks man, appreciate it bro.
Yes, I'm actually so good looking.
Can we stream for five minutes so I can get my 50 points?
Of course, bro.
I'll give you guys a little more of a bachino late night talk, but I'm jeopardizing my
sleep schedule for you guys.
But today was honestly a dumbest stream, you know, the viewbotter viewbotting me
the whole stream.
So in a way, I do have to say thank you for that, even though it's not good
that you're doing it, if you are still in the stream of course.
But thank you, bro, seriously, like you made me feel powerful again, um, it makes me reminisce
about my crime, is what they would say.
And, you know, hopefully I started my stream small and I'm not a victim again.
Um, if I am a victim, we just gotta embrace it, you know what I'm saying?
Thanks, Jeff, you're a little legend.
Man, I probably did.
Yeah, I got a very busy day tomorrow by the way. I need to end my stream early at 9.30.
I have to go to like before that, early at 9. I gotta go to Bible study check.
I gotta get close to God.
Because I didn't go last week, because I did the RVD stream.
And because I didn't go last week, I felt lost like in life.
I felt like that was a, like it was good doing the RVD dual segment stream.
But like I just feel distant from God right now and I need some discernment
I'm going to Bible study really helps me like like it in touch
with
reality
In a way, you know I'm saying
You guys know what I'm saying go take some action behind a bro boss. I feel literally ringing my mind, bro
I take actually got on before night. I had my museum bicep away, but I ran out being by me some on Amazon
because I can't spend money right now.
I got an English exam on Friday and you gave me motivation.
Hey man, no problem bro, you're doing nail that freaking exam bro.
Don't let a paper determine your worth.
And even if you fail, you know I failed some classes in college
but I dropped out and I became a multi-millionaire bro.
Life is weird bro, the universe works in strange ways man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God, I'm in there.
I'm not sure about that.
Look at my six-pack after cardio.
Do you take amino acids?
No, I'm gonna start doing it though.
I heard good things about it.
So, let me put this in my two-do list.
Amino Acids. Amino Acids right? Amino Acids. Red Light Therapy Mask. And Ashica Landa.
First thing in the morning tomorrow, no tick-tock string, go downstairs to lounge and write on
computer paper to do this.
Chabrol.
I've been procrastinating this month tasks so much.
Yo boss, are there any peptides to help with procrastination besides C-max?
That's why I was telling you you're guessing at the gym, bro.
I'm looking to it.
What's on that fridge bro?
What was the enus layer?
It's a tall fridge.
There you go sleep.
Thehexia. Is thehexia like the superior version of SeaWank or so? It's the max? Look, I have
this one right now. The somex. But I don't really notice the difference on it anymore.
Let me do some research.
Thehexia.
What does thehexia help with?
Thehexia.
Poin orally activity?
Cognit, cog, I'm not trying to say that word.
I'm not trying to say that word.
Cognit, cog, cog, cog, I'm not saying it.
I'm not saying it, the Hexia, I've never heard of the Hexia.
So like what am I gonna notice with the Hexia?
Dude, look at my ass, bro.
Yo, my ass is so fat.
my butt itch you're scratching it out
oh what if it's not like that
eew let's brain fog and better memory
but last time i saw you you were fat as hell yo you guys are making a keyboard
dude it's one 19 bro like why are you guys making me do this
Alright bro, um, yo, uh, should I have anybody else who wants to talk about peptides, bro?
DM me on Twitter, bro. I want them no more, but boss, bro, text me to Routine, bro.
I text you on Twitter. I'm looking to the Delexia part, because I'd be procrastinating, bro.
But I'm locked into my diary, bro, so that's a good thing.
Yo, I was about to take off my pants, I'm shaming, I'm not your problem.
Alright boys.
I might get off, man.
W freakin' shreem today, boys.
I used some acts in slang combo. I only used some acts in the nasal spray.
Alright, good night. I'm gonna text you tomorrow. I'll be back. We'll charge my stuff real quick.
Good night boys. How many viewers we at? How many viewers we at chat?
Dude, I smell my sperm bro. I think the enclomethine is working bro.
Yo, I actually smell my sperm bro. I think that HGH and the enclo明 things working, bro
You just train boxing or do amateur I
Train boxing right now
All right boys. I'm gonna hop off man. I appreciate y'all for watching boys. W stream
I don't really stream this late. I usually end at 11
but I
I appreciate you guys man, and do you bother if you're in the stream man?
I think you just love me bro. There's nothing wrong with that man.
But...
We're not a nice master.
But yeah man.
I love you bro. I'm gonna end my stream chat.
Appreciate you guys.
did your test go up?
Um, I haven't gotten my blood tested, but when I did get my blood tested before I did hop on anything
I, um, I was at 600 testosterone
So it probably went up a little bit, because I do notice like my sperm is smelling a lot
Like I smell my nut a lot more and I haven't even nutted
So I think my testosterone is going higher
But yeah, I might have my stream brought
I know you guys keep answering questions and dragging me on, but I'm really gonna have my stream
Who's sure you're ready with the 64,000 viewers that we have right now check
Let's see if the I don't even think it's gonna count the view bars though
That's really that would be really cool if it does kind of you by this
Eoms oh no, no, no
Let's rate a two guapo bro
He's one of my managers client I think
Let's see if it counts, nah it doesn't count chat, that would have been so cool if it counted
the viewbutters.
Alright, but we're gonna raid A2 Guapo Chat, he's a, I think he's like Jason's boy or
something.
So go show him some love, um, I appreciate you guys for watching then, stay safe out
there boys.
Don't worry.
Don't rain me cuz they why are you always live bro 400 still good?
Bro our viewers are going up
We we have like 200 viewers 100 viewers 100 200 viewers like we're growing man. We're growing seriously
But yeah boys, I appreciate y'all man
They'll be freaking shame today boys. Um, like has been going really good for me lately and
I have really nothing much more to say but I
Again, take my advice chat, stay busy, talk better to yourself, get in the gym, drink
a lot of water, have electrolytes, and I promise you, your life will improve a lot more.
But yeah man, stay busy, work towards something, and let's go, don't kill yourself please,
in game, in game.
But yeah man, it's all good, we didn't qualify today, but it's fine bro, it's whatever
man, it happens bro, I wish we did, but it's whatever bro.