🔴NEW FORTNITE UPDATE🔴RELOAD RANKED ALL DAY🔴GETTING VIEWBOTTED BY SOMEONE🔴TALL HANDSOME FUNNY STREAMER🔴!newvid

AsianJeff

04-30-2026 · 6h 43m

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[00:00:00] Chow was good.

[00:00:29] Chad was good!

[00:00:33] Chad was good!

[00:00:35] Two shriek first by me?

[00:00:38] Say you swear to god, bros!

[00:00:40] Stop the gag, bros!

[00:00:42] You're not having a shriek!

[00:00:44] You feel me?

[00:00:45] Oh my god, I'm so late to streaming!

[00:00:47] I'm such a bum!

[00:00:51] Chad, I'm late to streaming, bro!

[00:00:53] Am I a bad person, Chad?

[00:00:56] He started with 2k.

[00:00:57] NOOOOO!

[00:00:59] NOOOOO AGAIN!

[00:01:03] Am I getting viewbotted again?

[00:01:09] Wait, why does a whipped cream not go in my mouth?

[00:01:14] Am I getting viewbotted again?

[00:01:18] If I- If I- If I find out right now I'm getting viewbotted again, I'm gonna crash out.

[00:01:27] How do I put this in my mouth? This does not work. That's good. Fix your hair and

[00:01:42] we're gonna be about it again.

[00:01:49] He doesn't leave me alone, bro. He doesn't leave me alone. He doesn't leave me

[00:01:55] alone. Bro, you gotta do it upside down. You're doing a whip chat. My bad for being late, man.

[00:01:59] Um, I had a very busy day today. I had to go to therapy. I had to go to boxing training. I

[00:02:06] even pulled up to my boxing training, bro. Like madly and stuff or not madly. I pulled up to

[00:02:13] my boxing training chat, right? Like, let's get back to yesterday. We're getting a few

[00:02:19] bought it again bro this guy's gonna this guy's gonna do it every day till the

[00:02:24] day I die I'm not in king so yeah chat I'll explain how my day went today okay

[00:02:30] does anybody care how my day went today yes or no yes or no in the shed have

[00:02:35] you feeling today I'm feeling today bro we got a new duo bro we got a new

[00:02:40] go no you guys don't care how my day went today I'm gonna just tell you guys

[00:02:50] anyways okay so I woke up I had a conversation my parents went to therapy

[00:03:01] at 1 p.m. right after that that out that therapy was for an hour rotated over to

[00:03:08] Boxing class now. I was I didn't have time to go home and I rotated to my boxing class with nothing

[00:03:13] I had no water. I had nothing. I was wearing shoes. Look. I'm still wearing it right now chat. I

[00:03:20] Pulled up like this

[00:03:22] No shoes nothing

[00:03:24] So I just did a little bit like I didn't really do too much today

[00:03:27] Right boom after that finished my last session of ozone therapy right after that came home

[00:03:33] made some food and

[00:03:35] I was supposed to do something in the morning, but I ended up doing it now and now we're live

[00:03:42] But yeah chat we're getting you by it again

[00:03:45] Nothing new

[00:03:48] What do you guys think bro? What do you guys if you guys were in my shoes? What would you guys think bro?

[00:03:55] Address of you buying allegations

[00:03:57] There's nothing to address

[00:04:01] There is zero nothing to address

[00:04:05] Um, I spoke with a person.

[00:04:09] Um, yeah, I'll show you guys my DMs.

[00:04:13] I, I, uh, I spoke with a person named Julia.

[00:04:17] She's a very well represented epic, uh, representative, you know, I texted her and stuff.

[00:04:24] She texted me, Hey, do you have any more info about the view buying thing?

[00:04:27] I could ask Twitch.

[00:04:28] I said, nah, that's just it.

[00:04:29] She said, I'll ask on Thursday.

[00:04:31] She said, Hey, I fly to the Twitch.

[00:04:33] We'll keep you posted and reported. They'll reach out to you. I said, okay. Thank you so much

[00:04:38] There's zero. There's absolutely nothing to address chat. I'm well aware of this issue as

[00:04:44] Much as y'all are you know, I just I just I just wish you guys could see me succeed there

[00:04:50] You know how many viewers we got right now? How many viewers we got right now?

[00:04:57] 18,000

[00:05:03] Hi Mayhem!

[00:05:26] Alright, we got a lot of things to talk about chat.

[00:05:28] So first thing first,

[00:05:30] why did Hydra season tweet out him boxing yesterday that was not a part of the

[00:05:36] deal like chat why did he tweet that out okay why did he tweet beat Asian Jeff

[00:05:47] 3-1 in my first boxing match who's next like bro you was not all that and then

[00:05:53] he goes and has a destiny to say and shout out Asian Jeff for boxing he

[00:05:57] got a 1-0 record now this guy bro this guy bro yo Jeff I would love to get your

[00:06:05] D so bad wait guys I'm a bold eggs on hold up

[00:06:12] pull up Johnny to rotate yo should we check on the bold eggs yo where's my

[00:06:17] swimming pool yo chat should we check on the bold eggs yes or no should we check

[00:06:21] on the bold eggs yes or no in the chat because I did not that's another

[00:06:26] I didn't eat breakfast today, so I had to make it just now.

[00:06:31] So if I have no energy today, it's not my fault.

[00:06:40] Yo, what's going on, TikTok?

[00:06:42] In today's TikTok, I'm gonna be showing you how to get...

[00:06:48] It was good.

[00:06:50] It was good.

[00:06:52] Bro, you have Eval. I know that, bro.

[00:06:56] Yo, Chad, my boy, has he done it?

[00:07:00] Are they done or no?

[00:07:05] Huh?

[00:07:10] Oh, huh!

[00:07:11] I'm scared, I'm scared.

[00:07:13] Yeah, I'm scared.

[00:07:19] Why is it like this?

[00:07:23] Why does it look like that?

[00:07:25] drop scare check you go bro make one Marlin clip they gonna explode

[00:07:34] put my life songs on Spotify budget yeah but I shot that all these today that's

[00:07:40] another thing I forgot to say I went to all these today I went to all these

[00:07:47] today bro are y'all proud of me I felt broke today bro I'm not even trying to

[00:07:51] be this much thankful like I shot that all these today and they don't even

[00:07:54] give you cards bro they just be like yo what's up man oh my god you saw my

[00:08:02] message bro I feel broke bro I have to shop the holiday city check that's how

[00:08:06] much my grocery work freaking 48 dollars 48 dollars

[00:08:14] Alright, I think this should be done.

[00:08:19] I'm scared.

[00:08:20] It's looking hot.

[00:08:22] Guys, if you guys keep telling me that I'm buying my viewers, I'm gonna rip it.

[00:08:26] I'm gonna mash them right now.

[00:08:28] I'm gonna mash them right now.

[00:08:30] You're fat.

[00:08:32] You guys actually think I'm fat?

[00:08:41] Wait, am I third sharpening right now?

[00:08:43] It was good.

[00:08:51] It was good.

[00:08:55] Oliver has no duo. Well, that's a shame for him because he's rebooted. I hate him.

[00:08:59] I hate all of him doing the fashion.

[00:09:13] you

[00:09:43] you

[00:10:13] you

[00:10:43] you

[00:11:13] you

[00:11:43] You're banned.

[00:11:48] You're banned, Chad.

[00:11:50] Don't make me show you guys my six pack.

[00:11:53] You guys want to see my six pack?

[00:11:55] I'm not sure.

[00:11:57] I'm not sure.

[00:11:59] I'm not sure.

[00:12:01] I'm not sure.

[00:12:03] I'm not sure.

[00:12:05] I'm not sure.

[00:12:07] I'm not sure.

[00:12:09] I'm not sure.

[00:12:11] Do you guys want to see my six-star?

[00:12:16] Like why can't you guys just be happy that I'm getting viewers now, bro? Some people just want to hate you, bro

[00:12:26] Dude, I had a long day today, bro. I'm about to play I'm about to play some Fortnite. I'm about to play some

[00:12:32] Pocket ads now. We don't need the pocket like we are the pocket like

[00:12:41] Change your eyebrow, bro. I'm just I'm just I'm just boy or I'm just um

[00:12:46] Because I was supposed to eat this this morning

[00:12:49] But I was late on my schedule chat because I had like I'm just not like I'm just stupid. I don't know

[00:12:57] So now I have to

[00:12:58] Be punished and make food late and chat stuff and make two more meals after this

[00:13:04] Ian with my snack

[00:13:06] I might make my snack now and then get on like oh my god everything's just behind bro

[00:13:11] I knew I should I knew I shouldn't have stayed up mad late last night play for my bro. I knew it. I

[00:13:17] Would have just went to bed and I

[00:13:19] don't know man

[00:13:21] I got up early to you bro. I don't know what happened, bro

[00:13:25] all right

[00:13:27] Our bull the eggs are done. Yo 42k viewers, bro

[00:13:31] Check it. Yep. I'm gonna push y'all on game. All right

[00:13:33] So you see these bull eggs, right?

[00:13:36] If you're Asian, bro, you know what I'm about to do

[00:13:41] If you know you know, let's do it right here, actually.

[00:13:47] If you know you know.

[00:13:52] If you know you know.

[00:13:54] If you know you know.

[00:13:56] No!

[00:13:57] No, trust me, bro.

[00:13:59] Soresauce is so good.

[00:14:01] I'm switching to PC, chef.

[00:14:04] I need to get on on 29th.

[00:14:07] Oh, shit!

[00:14:08] Like I like type one of you guys can support me in the decision, bro

[00:14:18] Tell me what I do wrong

[00:14:23] Tell me what I do wrong

[00:14:28] All right, yeah, I'm gonna call back bro. Can y'all hear me? All right, yeah

[00:14:38] Can y'all hear me or no

[00:14:40] I'm a callback shot.

[00:15:03] I need one more for this tournament.

[00:15:06] Who's your duo right now?

[00:15:07] So today, we're gonna be playing, are you guys ready for this?

[00:15:13] Today, our duo for today is going to be Jeffy Bobby!

[00:15:29] What do you guys think?

[00:15:30] Jeffy Bobby.

[00:15:33] Let's go Jeff.

[00:15:34] Of course Jeff is saying let's go.

[00:15:35] Yeah, dude, Jeffy Bobby's good, bro, and quarter heats, bro

[00:15:38] Wait, why are you guys typing dot dot dot in the chat?

[00:15:42] Tell me what I do

[00:15:50] Yeah, I gotta warm up

[00:16:05] I don't know why this shit got me lazy right now, yeah

[00:16:12] Can't you work your sets in my leg?

[00:16:15] I'm turning one and trying to give it up

[00:16:18] Yeah, right, right, right

[00:16:20] Baby, yeah, right, yeah

[00:16:24] Bring it over to my place

[00:16:27] Give it up, baby

[00:16:29] Yeah, I don't know if you care

[00:16:32] I

[00:16:46] Check can I ask you guys something can I ask you guys to make sure please

[00:16:59] Yeah, yes, I mean

[00:17:02] Hello, you guys hear me

[00:17:11] Which one should I get you

[00:17:13] Should I get this one because I'm gonna get a new mousepad chat share code. I got you guys, bro

[00:17:18] I'm gonna get a new mousepad check at the black one or the red one

[00:17:21] Check it that artesian FX team or the

[00:17:25] Artesian FX rating mouse head which one is better for for me. It's anybody is anybody a aimer here

[00:17:31] that knows what I'm talking about. Red pops. Wait why is the red one better?

[00:17:40] Because it's more expensive? Bro you know that's how I used to think. I used to

[00:17:45] think whatever is more expensive is better. But that's just not how it works.

[00:17:51] All right, let's eat my bull deck.

[00:17:58] Mmm.

[00:18:00] Mmm.

[00:18:02] Mmm.

[00:18:04] Mmm.

[00:18:06] Mmm.

[00:18:08] Yo.

[00:18:11] You ready to win today, bro?

[00:18:16] Let's be right out there

[00:18:20] Why is black cheap though nothing you can't go on with the artesian fx what's that?

[00:18:28] Is that the black one

[00:18:30] Wait, they're both fx's. I just don't know which one Raiden or he in what's better for for night

[00:18:37] Bro make one of those a AI Marlin videos. I already have one look

[00:18:42] Did you guys not see this one this one not doing me by the way

[00:18:58] No, but I saw a tic-tac that clicks me today. He was copying me chat

[00:19:06] And please copy me though

[00:19:08] I

[00:19:11] Really

[00:19:25] Look he's happy me

[00:19:31] Also Instagram both yeah

[00:19:38] I

[00:19:40] Actually looks real though. I want make one just like this

[00:19:45] Yo, bill me. Are you sure? Can we make one just like this? I swear we'll borrow

[00:19:56] He looks uglier who looks better chat me or him

[00:20:02] Me or him chat I came to see

[00:20:04] I'm not sure I can't show you guys, bro.

[00:20:07] Lacy's is better.

[00:20:10] Let's leave it on though.

[00:20:28] Just impossible chat.

[00:20:32] Can't even watch it.

[00:20:34] Low-key thoughts yours was real. It is real. Did you guys not see my six pack? Don't make me show you guys my six pack

[00:20:55] Chats real bro

[00:20:58] How often you go Jim I didn't go yesterday

[00:21:00] After my spar of hydroceeding last night that you guys saw I'm sure oh by the way heads up chat

[00:21:06] I'm never sparring ever again. I'm sure I

[00:21:09] Can't let Jason bother me bro

[00:21:11] and

[00:21:12] This guy Jason bro. He's so crazy

[00:21:15] He texted me again today. He's like so are we doing no headgear or what and I'm like telling him bro

[00:21:19] Why do you want no headgear so much?

[00:21:22] I'm like telling you I told him I'm gonna knock you out. Are you sure you want brain damage?

[00:21:26] And he's like yeah, dude. I want brain damage

[00:21:29] He's not real bro. Hold up

[00:21:35] Bless me everybody say bless me

[00:21:38] Zero seven sixty k viewers. I know bro. Yo, can we get a sub going bro? We got 60,000 viewers, bro

[00:21:43] Can we get a sub going real quick? Come on?

[00:21:46] Come on

[00:21:48] Bless you bro does bro does not wait

[00:21:55] Jason just texted me

[00:21:58] let's see what he said no headgear bro this guy bro

[00:22:17] Jason's gotta be crazy in the head check let's see bro should I actually fight

[00:22:21] him with no headgear trap think about this bro if I fight him with no head

[00:22:26] gear and I hit him really bad like I knock him out crazy and I get in trouble

[00:22:34] because I gave him brain image does that mean I go to jail or does that mean he

[00:22:38] goes to jail because he did it to himself how does how does the legal the

[00:22:43] legal agilistics of the workshop nobody goes to jail what if he sues me for

[00:22:50] for hitting him so bad the coach going jail you sign a contract we get there

[00:23:02] should I do no headgear chat I'm thinking really hard and long about it bro

[00:23:08] I'm thinking really hard about it brother who you playing with today I'm playing with

[00:23:14] Jeffy Bobby. No, I just put soy sauce in my cream of wheat.

[00:23:24] You can talk about a decent morning. Yep. Oh, by the way, chat. I might go back home

[00:23:39] to New York for like a few days and then I don't know if it's gonna disrupt my

[00:23:43] grind because I was planning on seeing my family after I knock out Jason but if

[00:23:49] I'm gonna go see my family right now what is happening if I go see my family

[00:23:56] right now bro I feel like I won't deserve it you know I'm saying because

[00:23:59] they want me to go back but I told them I'm not going until after the fight

[00:24:07] Where you living right now bro?

[00:24:11] I'm in Dallas right now.

[00:24:14] I'm in Dallas, Texas.

[00:24:15] You feel me?

[00:24:16] Why are you moaning those eggs can't be that good?

[00:24:18] It's really good.

[00:24:19] I haven't had boiled eggs in a minute.

[00:24:21] And it feels good because I only spent $50 on groceries today.

[00:24:27] Alright, I'm getting off for tonight.

[00:24:31] It doesn't want me cold back today.

[00:24:34] Chet it does chat chat like pro budgets cook no no it's not well I got $4 from

[00:24:42] Hydra last night chat it's not cooked it's not cooked it's not good I promise

[00:24:52] So I want to say that Oliver had no duel.

[00:25:02] That's not my fault.

[00:25:05] I already had a duel.

[00:25:10] I'll be down and play with Oliver bro, but I already locked in with someone.

[00:25:13] It's his fault.

[00:25:14] He needs to drop his ego.

[00:25:17] Because he's not doing good too.

[00:25:20] He probably has no options.

[00:25:21] You know what I'm saying?

[00:25:25] But Oliver's just brain dead, bro.

[00:25:28] The botter loves you, bro.

[00:25:29] He does, bro.

[00:25:32] He does love me, bro.

[00:25:33] He's been doing this for like six days in a row.

[00:25:37] And before you guys say anything, I'm not the one behind it!

[00:25:41] Oh, shoot, my screen isn't strong.

[00:25:45] Look at my face, chat.

[00:25:47] Do I look like a culprit?

[00:25:48] or no. Do I look like a culprit? Yes. You're just saying that because I'm Asian, bro. You

[00:26:02] guys are just saying that because I'm Asian. I will be honest, bro. Evil thoughts only chat.

[00:26:11] I feel powerful, bro. I feel really powerful being on top of the world. You feel me?

[00:26:17] even if it's fake bro.

[00:26:19] I'm just being honest.

[00:26:22] I'm just being honest.

[00:26:26] Bruce Lee looking jet.

[00:26:32] What do you guys mean?

[00:26:38] What are you guys talking about?

[00:26:41] Are all the viewers Indian?

[00:26:44] Yo what? Yo chat y'all. What is going on with my PC right now?

[00:26:49] What the? Can you guys see that?

[00:26:53] Yo AsianJab, why you looking mad good lately bro?

[00:26:57] I could tell you've been putting on some sunscreen.

[00:26:59] Wait you can actually tell bro?

[00:27:01] Do I put on sunscreen today and what's the therapy bro?

[00:27:04] Like a speedrun put it on?

[00:27:05] And my therapist was like saying like, are you sweating? Are you good?

[00:27:09] And she was like and I was just talking about I was I was literally telling her I got a view about it, too

[00:27:16] And she's like she always does this thing where she's like I'm curious to hear what

[00:27:22] You mean by that or something like that?

[00:27:29] But yeah, I think I'm gonna stop on therapy bro. I don't really need it

[00:27:33] Or it's not that I don't like this week. I needed it for sure this week

[00:27:36] sure I need it so much stuff has been going on my life I needed it bro but

[00:27:41] next next week I don't know if I its life is good next week I don't need it I

[00:27:45] don't really need it anymore

[00:27:54] what'd you guys say the talk with God bro bro talking to God helps so much

[00:28:00] bro what if God's the one behind his view bottom bro what if it's not even an

[00:28:08] indian tech developer what if God's view bottom right off did you see exe see was

[00:28:17] in awe of your viewer aura yeah do you guys see my blood on this finger what

[00:28:24] is that chat am I dying yo Jeff why you look mad good when you turn on full

[00:28:29] Yo Jeff, why is your girlfriend's underwear on your bed?

[00:28:32] How do you guys know everything bro?

[00:28:34] What is wrong with you guys?

[00:28:37] I guess bro doesn't want to play with Oliver?

[00:28:40] Bro, I've given him too many chances bro.

[00:28:44] I've asked Oliver to play 20,000 times.

[00:28:47] I already told you guys I'm playing with Jeffy Bobby today bro.

[00:28:49] I can't just snake my boy like that.

[00:28:51] He asked me yesterday if Jeffy Bobby asked me to play yesterday bro.

[00:28:55] And he actually gives me a chance.

[00:28:57] Alvrogie he doesn't give me a chance and then when he needs me now he needs me like isn't that crazy

[00:29:06] Like bro, I if I was over I would have probably found a duel before I went live and

[00:29:11] Then went live. I don't know why he's doing it on shrimp

[00:29:15] Canada has went live do I snake Jeffy Bobby for Alvrogie trap is that weird?

[00:29:22] Or is that this?

[00:29:24] Nah, that's so weird. I

[00:29:26] I can't do that I can't do that that's weird Logan does he actually want to play

[00:29:33] me

[00:29:40] Loki weird don't do it yeah it's like it's like being there for someone that has

[00:29:45] always been there for you and then when they need you it's actually not like

[00:29:49] at all. I don't know their analogy. If you know, you know. My aim is so good now, bro.

[00:30:03] Bogey's better play of all Bogey. I want to see how that goes. I want to see how

[00:30:08] that goes. That's gonna be good content to watch. Don't beat anyone's second

[00:30:14] options exactly bro facts bro one thing that I also like made me like yo why you

[00:30:22] look so good in slim today bro because I'm just him bro I'm probably gonna be

[00:30:29] like I'm gonna start my boat soon mom probably like we got two minutes all

[00:30:40] All right Shad, do I put on the lay?

[00:30:44] My rule was the lay for torments, right?

[00:30:52] My rule was the lay for torments.

[00:31:05] How much the lay should I put?

[00:31:10] How much delay should I put shut up Logan know he didn't

[00:31:27] three minute Jeffy Bobby are you ready Jeff and Jeffy Bobby that's gotta be

[00:31:42] funny bro that's so funny shout I know you guys are laughing or no Jeffy Bobby

[00:31:51] Damn Jeff ghosting all over like that, bro. He hasn't texted me bro, and I'm ready locked in with teammate

[00:32:03] Shoot

[00:32:06] What does that mean the curve for me evaluation does not

[00:32:12] Shoot I gotta get a leak. Hey, you might be one dumbass person, bro. Yo radio, bro

[00:32:18] You're not a league game. Give me a leak quick, bro. I'm diamond one. It's not possible. All right. Good luck, bro

[00:32:24] I got fine. So no

[00:32:31] I asked you right that's me run fuck and

[00:32:35] Oliver asked me play. No, I'm such a reboot

[00:32:40] I'm so retarded

[00:32:42] Yeah, I thought you needed a leaf for the EWC, bro

[00:32:48] I should have stayed up all night.

[00:32:54] I'm fucking chugged bro.

[00:32:57] Are you real?

[00:32:59] Dude, I was told you needed for EWC.

[00:33:02] How many mushroom?

[00:33:04] This is the most embarrassing I've ever been in my entire life.

[00:33:07] This is probably worse than getting cheated on.

[00:33:10] I've never had that before bro.

[00:33:14] Alright chat, how long will it take me to get a lead chat?

[00:33:17] Didn't boom you say by Friday? That's what I'm but it's not boonies foe is my fault. I didn't know you needed

[00:33:24] elite for freaking I

[00:33:26] Didn't know you needed elite for freaking evil bro. Oh

[00:33:31] My god, dude, who's gonna wait for me?

[00:33:35] Who's gonna wait for me chat?

[00:33:38] Do you think Oliver's gonna wait for me?

[00:33:40] How long is the evil bro? I just got a speed running, bro. I just got a speed running, bro

[00:33:44] I'm diamond one right now. How long will it take me chat to get a leap?

[00:33:49] How many games how many how many wins do I need to get? I'm so retarded, bro. I'm so retorted. Sorry

[00:33:57] He bells is two hours. Okay two hours. No mean Oliver could have been great today. Oh

[00:34:06] Actually actually want to do bad

[00:34:10] Oh

[00:34:12] That's all me bro

[00:34:16] Chattain me get snake, bro. I just didn't have the ring for tell all her tracks away from me. I'm gonna win the game

[00:34:24] Tell all the way to me like I should have stayed up all night, bro

[00:34:36] Just hop on to Toma dashi life

[00:34:42] OH it's about to put a board in me.

[00:34:47] That's good content right there.

[00:34:51] YOOOO USER THANK YOU FOR TENDING IT TO USER.

[00:34:58] What if user is a viewbotter?

[00:34:59] Dude, Blueman just has a red face right now.

[00:35:03] He's just like, my client's so stupid or something.

[00:35:06] NOOOOOOOO!

[00:35:07] NOOOOOOOOO!

[00:35:09] No, like oh my god, give me a rink up

[00:35:19] I'm so proud of you, bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you, bro. I sold chat

[00:35:33] Here tell Oliver to call me tell Oliver call me chat

[00:35:36] I'ma tell him to play a Jeffy Bobby.

[00:35:39] I'm so stupid bro.

[00:35:42] I just feel like an A year right now.

[00:35:44] Like I should have just stayed up bro.

[00:35:53] The R is so dumb, he just killed all the bogeys.

[00:36:23] you

[00:36:53] you

[00:37:23] you

[00:37:53] you

[00:38:23] you

[00:38:53] You guys want me to talk to you guys?

[00:39:10] I had a conversation last night and I know what I need to do, but I can't talk to you

[00:39:18] guys because I need to be so locked into my...

[00:39:21] You're not even overweight? Nah bro, I'm fat.

[00:39:29] I'm ugly. I haven't got a sub.

[00:39:35] I have 90,000 viewers and I only got 10 gifted this year.

[00:39:40] Can we get 50 gifted?

[00:39:46] Yo check, can we get 50 gifted?

[00:39:51] my dog cry this is what is online can we get 50 gets a check

[00:40:12] Get on the wall box box getting in the box come here boy

[00:40:20] what?

[00:40:21] Tyrant!

[00:40:29] 30?

[00:40:30] Boss?

[00:40:31] Pop?

[00:40:32] Huh?

[00:40:33] اشتبعي دفع!

[00:40:42] Hey guys!

[00:40:43] Get ready to do some make-up with me,

[00:40:44] some make-up.

[00:40:45] اشتبع!

[00:40:47] اشتبع!

[00:40:49] اشتبع!

[00:40:50] I'm boxing up. I'm boxing the drop. I'm turning up my game volume because my eyes are tired

[00:40:55] Before you guys say wait, what do you mean your eyes are tired? I thought you were talking about the audio

[00:41:01] Again, I ain't gonna sleep. Box? 100? 180? What? You can't even touch me. You can't even touch me. I'm too good

[00:41:08] I'm too good at the game

[00:41:09] It's not even a threat anymore. I am the threat

[00:41:14] Box? For Box? 200

[00:41:16] I

[00:41:18] Mean

[00:41:20] I'm big we're gonna leave we're getting a leak this game

[00:41:24] Chad we're getting a leak this game, bro

[00:41:27] No way 80 years school. All right, bro

[00:41:31] They're like a cyber keep it down. Keep it on the down low boy

[00:41:46] This can make a dog cry.

[00:42:04] I don't even know what you want from me anymore.

[00:42:14] Check out my dead or no.

[00:42:15] Tyke, what if I'm dead?

[00:42:19] We need a lead, bro.

[00:42:20] We need to get a lead, bro.

[00:42:21] We need to get a lead, bro.

[00:42:24] I'm such a stupid person.

[00:42:32] Quarter.

[00:42:33] Headshot.

[00:42:34] Eliminated.

[00:42:35] What is that?

[00:42:36] Cube rifle?

[00:42:37] I don't think that's good, is it?

[00:42:39] You gotta be trolling bro.

[00:42:59] Thank you, viewer 86,420 for view-bottling.

[00:43:11] Guys, it doesn't matter bro.

[00:43:14] I'm taking home more than $15 an hour now bro.

[00:43:17] Life is good bro.

[00:43:19] A few weeks ago, we were making $15 an hour from shimmy.

[00:43:23] Sometimes we would even take home probably $50.

[00:43:28] Now I'm rich

[00:43:31] So life is bad, bro. Yeah, dude, that's what life is about it

[00:43:36] You know I'm saying

[00:43:39] Holy maybe 16 an hour today. No, bro. No, no, no, no

[00:43:46] Good life is good, bro

[00:43:49] I'm falling in love with the grind

[00:43:51] But when I don't get a lead for a torment that I need and now I'm stuck playing reload instead of doing it yesterday

[00:43:58] Now I'm hating myself.

[00:44:00] That's on me though.

[00:44:02] You know what else is on me? Right now I'm dying.

[00:44:04] I'm up. Go up to the side.

[00:44:06] I'm in the middle. I have a golden spad.

[00:44:10] So now I'm near my bottom.

[00:44:12] Like that. I'm gonna hit it to the left, I think.

[00:44:14] It's gonna bounce to the left, right?

[00:44:16] And then I'm gonna keep getting down.

[00:44:18] And then I'm gonna get hit. And then I'm gonna get boxed.

[00:44:20] And then there's just balls coming into my mouth, bro.

[00:44:22] Like, oh my goodness gracious, man.

[00:44:25] does it ever stop man and he just walks right through

[00:44:30] give me a rank, give me a rank

[00:44:32] Ali, go

[00:44:37] it's wraps, it's wraps

[00:44:39] we're not gonna be able to play this one today

[00:44:46] oh my god bro, I'm a chud

[00:44:49] I'm a chud

[00:44:51] Latino logic is the best people player

[00:44:58] No, he's not what you doing Jason

[00:45:15] Why is it Chad really so fast I don't know Chad we made it bro Chad we made it bro

[00:45:21] We did a chat. I can't believe we did it, bro.

[00:45:27] We did it. We did a chat.

[00:45:36] Psych! That's the wrong number!

[00:45:51] I

[00:46:03] Told you to get diamond three bro. It's not diamond three. It's Lee

[00:46:07] What's your top five Drake songs?

[00:46:10] One of them is this one. You guys don't know about this cuz it's underrated. I'm gonna put you guys on

[00:46:16] Let me know what you guys think. Let me let me let me know what you guys thinking about this one

[00:46:21] I

[00:46:33] Where's your deal for e-down

[00:46:42] I saw it bro, I just found my career

[00:46:47] I showed up to boxing class with freaking Air Forces today, no socks, did light train.

[00:46:59] I got on late for streaming today, 5.30, and I didn't have the rank.

[00:47:05] I had a duo, and I didn't have the rank.

[00:47:14] I have nobody to blame but myself.

[00:47:16] I did not expect you to be happy at me, but I have nothing else to say but that I'm disappointed

[00:47:29] in myself.

[00:47:30] On the bright side, we can clip farm until we get to Elite!

[00:47:37] Yeah, I just know my manager's face is just fully red.

[00:47:43] he's embarrassed bro he's probably like he's probably like he's probably like

[00:47:48] he's my most ugliest client or something bro go key right now bro i'm trying bro but i don't

[00:47:55] have it i don't got that dog in me bro

[00:48:01] gotta speak positive to yourself you're right i have a hundred thousand viewers what's going

[00:48:04] it what's going to have a hundred thousand viewers what's up with him what's up with you

[00:48:08] I'm him. I'm him, buddy.

[00:48:12] I'm not going to let this stop me.

[00:48:14] We got EWC tomorrow, right? Tomorrow, right?

[00:48:18] We're going to have to figure out.

[00:48:19] I don't know if everybody's going to stick with me,

[00:48:21] because I just started this tournament, basically.

[00:48:24] But we're going to have to figure out

[00:48:25] how to do it for tomorrow, guys.

[00:48:27] We could have played it all over again.

[00:48:31] We could have played it all over again.

[00:48:32] But why is he like,

[00:48:33] why does he come in and shoot in last minute and ask me to go?

[00:48:35] Why can't you just be like,

[00:48:36] yo, we're playing Jeff.

[00:48:37] I know that we're playing.

[00:48:38] all of these are chud too quick don't get nervous

[00:48:55] clicks I watched the sparring video do you see my condom bro and humble what do

[00:49:03] you think about my sparring bro you think I you think I was moving or

[00:49:05] It's not that it's not meant to be, it's that I'm gonna wait to freak up and lock it on

[00:49:19] my career.

[00:49:20] I should have gotten the lead, that's on me.

[00:49:24] I should have played reload more and I should have did this, I should have did that.

[00:49:27] I'm sick and tired of feeling bad for myself, bro.

[00:49:29] I'm sick and tired of it, bro.

[00:49:31] I need a lock in, bro.

[00:49:33] I need a lock in, dude.

[00:49:35] I need a lock in bro.

[00:49:37] I need a lock in bro.

[00:49:38] I need a lock in bro!

[00:49:40] I need a lock in bro!

[00:49:42] I need a lock in bro!

[00:49:45] These guns still not loaded.

[00:49:48] Dude, this is leather.

[00:49:53] Bro, why does CS and myth have 22k loot?

[00:49:55] Stay here, sweater guy.

[00:49:58] Is this guy viewbotting all the shimmers that fell off?

[00:50:04] Oh my god, he is!

[00:50:06] Or it might have been the AT&T Cup

[00:50:11] that's me buying him.

[00:50:12] Wait, I didn't get the AT&T sponsor, bro.

[00:50:21] Dude, AT&T used to hit me up the sponsor, and now I didn't get it.

[00:50:28] It took me like 5 minutes for this song to play.

[00:50:29] Oh, Drew Picasso's a good song, not bad.

[00:50:34] Chas, Mith getting view-botted or is he actually pulling 20,000 viewers now?

[00:50:46] What if this guy has view-botted and everyone is just view-botting the fallen off shimmers

[00:50:49] because he has like a weird kink fur or something.

[00:50:52] Like he wants to see all the fallen off shimmers like succeed or something.

[00:50:57] I think that's a good theory bro.

[00:50:59] Because Mith might be getting view-botted too bro.

[00:51:03] not his chest as slow as hell. Like mine or what?

[00:51:13] Is my chest slow as hell too?

[00:51:19] Alright but you can't even lie bro if the...

[00:51:21] Okay chat, I have a theory if it's the same viewbotter, viewbotting nif2

[00:51:25] he obviously likes me more cause he's viewbotting me into 100,000 viewers, you know what I'm saying?

[00:51:31] He probably has like six monitors bro on his setup

[00:51:35] and I'm in his middle monitor

[00:51:36] cause he loves me so much bro.

[00:51:40] Yeah, that's my theory.

[00:51:42] That's my theory.

[00:51:44] Wait, we didn't, yo mother,

[00:51:45] we didn't have the pin comments in there or what?

[00:51:47] What?

[00:51:48] I just gave this man a haircut dude!

[00:52:11] Yo elite yet?

[00:52:12] Can we play evo?

[00:52:13] Oh I'm diamond too.

[00:52:14] What's that?

[00:52:15] Do you want to wait for me and play it?

[00:52:16] Oh wait wait Webster do you want to play duel real, we speedrun galley in like two games and then we run up the eval

[00:52:29] Yeah

[00:52:34] Wait what rank are you cuz I'm diamond to you bro

[00:52:38] Have chat how many more rings running for elite oh

[00:52:41] Oh, Webster's a real one bro. Alright, let me finish my game for elite.

[00:52:46] Oh, Webster, you're a real one bro. I saw your tweet bro. I know some, I know people don't want to play with you bro.

[00:52:52] And, hey man, if it makes you feel better, I'm kind of in the same boat. But actually I did fumble all over with you today.

[00:52:58] So, it could be very detrimental for Friday.

[00:53:01] But, hey man, you gotta look at the bright side of things, you know, we're on this earth every day.

[00:53:07] Some people came in like some people don't even wake up. You know, we got we got every day

[00:53:12] We got another day in this world, bro. So that's the best out of things

[00:53:17] Gotta gotta be optimistic, bro

[00:53:20] Gotta be very optimistic. I'm down play after this

[00:53:24] Oh, what's there? F also G. He's some bar in the past. You're right, bro

[00:53:29] You're right

[00:53:31] Shai called TSM Miv and asked him if he's getting viewbotten.

[00:53:38] Let me call him on Twitter real quick.

[00:53:41] I'm gonna call him on Twitter.

[00:53:46] You can play after this one, sir.

[00:53:51] You know how to team go fast?

[00:53:53] Oh my my my my my!

[00:53:54] Guys, I have no energy, bro.

[00:53:57] I think I need 500 calories today for the whole day.

[00:54:01] Should I- Should I pop an energy drink?

[00:54:04] Should I pop an energy drink at 6 pan?

[00:54:06] Probably not, right?

[00:54:08] Don't take soy sauce with water?

[00:54:10] Oh, I have a chou jug right next to me.

[00:54:11] I'm good, bro.

[00:54:13] Skinny legend.

[00:54:14] Am I actually skinny, bro?

[00:54:17] Y'all actually think I'm skinny?

[00:54:31] Bogey and Arthur won their game of mass kills.

[00:54:35] Let's see how the final wills for them, bro.

[00:54:37] Let's see if Bogey team glints.

[00:54:39] I wanna watch that.

[00:54:40] That's actually funny.

[00:54:42] That's actually good content.

[00:54:43] What's that you should try to find a good like

[00:55:05] Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

[00:55:12] Bodhi's staying quiet, yeah it's cause he knows all of his best options, but eventually if

[00:55:22] they do end up doing, Bodhi's like something's wrong Bodhi, he's gonna slip, he's gonna

[00:55:26] slip and he's gonna just team play, I'm waiting for that moment bro, you guys will

[00:55:31] see what I'm talking about, if they do end up doing.

[00:55:33] I think Aubrey is probably going to find something better.

[00:55:37] There's no way nobody wants to play Aubrey for EWC.

[00:55:41] They probably think that because Aubrey is bad at fighting or something for this format.

[00:55:51] When Jeff has a good teammate he has to do something.

[00:55:54] I mean I had a good teammate today but I just sold because I didn't get a lead.

[00:55:57] I was gonna get a Lee yesterday, but I thought I only needed it for EWT, I didn't know I

[00:56:04] needed it for this Evo.

[00:56:07] Now I'm stuck in middle of trying to get a rank.

[00:56:11] But it's all good man.

[00:56:13] It's a good day bro, nice happen bro.

[00:56:18] I just let me know when he teamed up in chat. I want to see that clip.

[00:56:24] Just let me know.

[00:56:30] What am I doing, bro?

[00:56:48] I thought I was actually chasing my body.

[00:56:58] Bro, am I negative or not?

[00:57:08] That's the kid taking my stuff for a shot.

[00:57:10] He's gonna find me.

[00:57:13] This kid's so weird.

[00:57:15] Oh, he's just going to, I mean, I don't have that much time.

[00:57:18] He's probably on the Adderall, bro.

[00:57:19] I need to hurry up.

[00:57:20] Oh my God.

[00:57:21] Oh my God.

[00:57:22] Oh my God.

[00:57:23] Oh my God.

[00:57:24] Oh my God.

[00:57:25] He's coming on me.

[00:57:26] I'm going to put this kid down.

[00:57:27] Oh my life.

[00:57:28] I'm putting this kid down.

[00:57:29] Alright.

[00:57:30] Alright.

[00:57:31] Alright.

[00:57:32] Alright.

[00:57:33] Alright.

[00:57:34] Alright.

[00:57:35] Alright.

[00:57:36] Alright.

[00:57:37] Alright.

[00:57:38] Oh my god!

[00:57:45] Sit down, boy!

[00:57:48] Gimme that!

[00:57:50] Gimme that!

[00:57:52] Gimme that!

[00:57:54] Gimme that!

[00:57:56] I'm gonna spawn a camp you know!

[00:57:58] Oh, he died.

[00:58:00] Wow, that's gotta be Aura.

[00:58:02] Yo, that's gotta be Aura.

[00:58:05] No, that's gotta be Aura!

[00:58:07] I just killed the guy the bestly in the game.

[00:58:10] Is that Aura or no, chat?

[00:58:12] That's gotta be Aura.

[00:58:17] Where's the last guy?

[00:58:19] One HVpush.

[00:58:26] Take, take, three, push.

[00:58:35] Take, take, three, push.

[00:58:43] Am I gonna do it?

[00:58:48] Am I gonna do it? Yes or no chat! Yes or no in the chat! Stick the HV clutch!

[00:59:18] Wait guys, I just realized I'm wearing my shirt backwards.

[00:59:36] You know you need to be quick, right?

[00:59:42] Yeah I know.

[00:59:44] How many more ranks do I need to get?

[00:59:46] Please bro, please go up!

[00:59:47] Up!

[00:59:48] Up! Up three! Up!

[00:59:51] Oh, this is so close.

[00:59:55] Okay, I want to be faster with duels.

[00:59:57] Wait, all I need to do is get diamond three, and then I get a lead.

[01:00:18] Why are you hitting Nitrogen at Oxide?

[01:00:21] Yeah, look guys!

[01:00:23] Chat, would it be faster with duals or solos?

[01:00:26] To get to Elite.

[01:00:27] I'm diamond tier right now, chat.

[01:00:40] You're eating webcream?

[01:00:41] It's keto friendly, bro.

[01:00:43] So carbs, though

[01:00:48] All right, we gotta hurry up how many more minutes they're in the in the y'all

[01:00:54] Does anybody know

[01:01:43] I think I broke it bro show us your bonds bro I think I broke it bro it's not coming

[01:01:57] out oh wow oh wow it's not coming out Chad's not coming out what do I do

[01:02:13] Yo, Agent Jeff, why you look so good at this point?

[01:02:16] Um...

[01:02:18] I don't know what chat you're reading, brother.

[01:02:21] But nobody said that chat.

[01:02:22] Why are you guys saying stuff when nobody said it?

[01:02:33] Pissed on, brother.

[01:02:36] Pissed on, brother.

[01:02:39] Spit on it.

[01:02:41] Yo, what are you guys saying, bro?

[01:02:43] Jeff got a motion now you know if I streamed at 2 p.m. I would probably make like a lot

[01:02:52] more money right but that would sacrifice my health for that I mean I could go to gym

[01:03:01] at night and stream longer but how would I get 10,000 steps in one hour just going

[01:03:07] run or what bro where's little penguin that was your brother bro I know that's

[01:03:13] you in an all-account penguin I know that's you go to gym in the morning

[01:03:20] when I'm done bossing I'm probably gonna start waking up at I'm probably gonna

[01:03:25] start going at 12 or I'm gonna start going when my stretching is done

[01:03:31] because there was this one day I did a really good schedule I really liked it

[01:03:35] But I just need to like...

[01:03:38] I'll figure it out.

[01:03:44] Not all of these right ping went up.

[01:03:52] They used to what a god, buddy.

[01:03:57] Rose wants to talk in this channel.

[01:03:59] Webby! Wash my head!

[01:04:14] To water.

[01:04:18] Webby, Webby, Webby! Yo, what's good guys? My last one?

[01:04:23] Yo, what's good guys? My name is Webster.

[01:04:25] What's up?

[01:04:26] Yo what's up guys my name is What's up and I'm a professional football player.

[01:04:32] Yo what's good guys my name is Twain and I'm a professional football player.

[01:04:36] Stick to IRL.

[01:04:37] This guy comes in the stream every day and says stick to IRLs bro.

[01:04:40] This guy bro.

[01:04:43] Chat.

[01:04:45] Wait we don't have 100k viewers anymore?

[01:04:48] Are you guys kidding me bro?

[01:05:24] I was actually a good opportunity and I just thought about it, me and Average you would

[01:05:41] to put EWC. And that would have been good content. And we would have called. Oh my god. Oh my

[01:05:58] god. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it. ZORRED IT! ZORRED IT! ZORRED IT!

[01:06:11] Zeddy

[01:06:13] Holy you're moving bro. I know I'm using my anger right now because I just fumbled a fricking opportunity of fricking

[01:06:18] You know when you stumble a really good opportunity

[01:06:21] Because it's all because all your folks

[01:06:24] Yeah, that's how I feel right now. So I just use my anger and I'm gonna use my anger on this kid. No, I'm not no

[01:06:29] I'm not no, I'm not oh

[01:06:34] My goodness this guy's so duty-worthy

[01:06:37] Diddy? I didn't say Diddy. You said Diddy. I'm vegan.

[01:06:48] What does that have to do with what we're talking about?

[01:06:50] The

[01:07:18] Actually, I've never been there. I meant to say Fogo do Chao.

[01:07:22] Fogo do Chao is where it's at, bruh. I'm going there again when I deserve it, of course. I'm not.

[01:07:29] I don't got bread like that, especially if I'm paying for the whole lobby, dude.

[01:07:43] Oh, okay.

[01:07:48] puppy you go up you're gonna get these bullets there's a mouth one bullet

[01:07:59] It's semi-hundred HP. Holy moly, dude.

[01:08:16] Oh, man.

[01:08:19] What?!

[01:08:29] Dude, where's my fingers, man?

[01:08:33] How many ranks is that?

[01:08:37] I think it's better to play souls.

[01:08:39] Yo, Webster, I think it's better to play souls.

[01:08:43] Try, I think it's better to play souls.

[01:08:47] What are you guys saying?

[01:08:48] Is it better to play duels or better to play souls?

[01:08:51] What's the best for the rankup?

[01:08:55] Solos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't go play Solos, bro. I'm everywhere.

[01:09:01] It's better to play Solos anyways.

[01:09:03] Awwww.

[01:09:05] Hmm, chat.

[01:09:12] I want to see Bogey team blade, bro. I'm waiting for that.

[01:09:16] Solos might be easier, bro. Yo, it's me, Kevin. Remember me?

[01:09:19] The guy that, the guy in middle school or what? I met a lot of Kevin's.

[01:09:25] I'm just holding it.

[01:09:26] I'm gonna buzz here, yeah.

[01:09:27] Double-spin down.

[01:09:28] Wait.

[01:09:29] Straight above us.

[01:09:29] Three, two, one, go.

[01:09:32] I chill.

[01:09:33] Yo, why am I whipping like liquid now?

[01:09:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:09:37] Yeah, I'm shocking us.

[01:09:38] He's got a lot of water back.

[01:09:40] We're good.

[01:09:41] Just right here.

[01:09:43] On the way, on the way, on the way.

[01:09:45] I don't have this well.

[01:09:46] Jeff, what do you think about, hey, man?

[01:09:47] You got two more rounds.

[01:09:48] You got two more hours of rain, bro?

[01:09:50] No way.

[01:09:51] Why is Bill sugar overdosing cuz I can

[01:10:02] I had zero bullets I was like I'm going front oh shoot I like three more bullets I said

[01:10:18] you like take over by the two behind me holding her back.

[01:10:22] I'll look at all of this right next to you but on one of the rams like your right side, they have...

[01:10:28] They got a wall?

[01:10:29] Yeah.

[01:10:30] So I just shot to roam, like I slid, got hit for 80, and then...

[01:10:36] come back side and then throw like this, keep that wish just in.

[01:10:39] Yeah, I'm down, I'm down, what's her?

[01:10:41] I'll let you know, I'll let you know.

[01:10:42] I try to make space.

[01:10:43] We could play EWC tomorrow.

[01:10:44] Because if Jeffy Bobby doesn't play me, this is what's gonna happen, okay?

[01:10:49] If Jeffy Bobby doesn't want to play me tomorrow because I didn't get a lead today, then that's fine

[01:10:53] And then we could play left sir. If Oliver doesn't want to play me tomorrow

[01:10:57] Because I also didn't get a lead today

[01:11:00] And that's fine, too. I'll just play a view of sir

[01:11:03] Hey Panini w1 on weenie

[01:11:07] But that's not so weird. No stop

[01:11:14] I

[01:11:19] Got you, brother W third option. Stop I mean weird, bro

[01:11:25] Overplayed me no, bro, like I'm mad at myself cuz I fumbled like

[01:11:30] Cuz bro over it came my chat last minute

[01:11:32] He's like yo you want to play and I like didn't even have the ring

[01:11:35] So like he's just gonna this is gonna be bad looks for me. I mean if he wants play me tomorrow

[01:11:44] I'm dying this over.

[01:11:51] Hey Panini, don't you want to be a mini?

[01:11:59] They're top 5?

[01:12:00] No.

[01:12:01] Auburn's going to have a blast in finals.

[01:12:02] Let me tell you.

[01:12:03] Let me tell you, Auburn's going to have a blast in finals, player.

[01:12:10] That's it. So far, it's well done.

[01:12:27] Oh, 2021 or New New York? New Asian Jack Prime, baby.

[01:12:34] Brothers!

[01:12:41] Hey Panini, don't you be a meanie.

[01:12:50] I think when I wear contacts I've...

[01:12:53] I think when I wear contacts I get more tired.

[01:12:56] Is that a thing, chef?

[01:12:59] Should I get a haircut?

[01:13:01] Does my hair look like an anime character right now?

[01:13:04] your skin's looking nice and clear bro thank you bro i've been getting a lot of confidence

[01:13:11] about my skin bro like now you're just in a twitch chat i mean in real life too crazy

[01:13:20] bro how can you still because this guy just was on me too yeah he's just disgusting

[01:13:32] bro

[01:13:41] 1% man

[01:13:47] Hey, panini why don't you buzz again? I'm not buzzing bro. I like my hair right now a

[01:13:53] Lot of people say to cut it all off, but they don't see the vision like I do you know I'm saying

[01:13:59] They don't see what I see chat

[01:14:02] they don't know about the the long hair looking like an anime character method

[01:14:10] bro you feel me you feel me I'm from New York what am I done from New York

[01:14:26] bro stop talking and shag your 41 minutes late I'm not even trying to be

[01:14:30] guy katam I think it's cooked I don't think we put you out today and it's my

[01:14:39] fault bro it's all my fault it's nobody's fault but my fault you guys don't

[01:14:47] have to feel bad for me you guys can honestly just hate me if you want like

[01:14:51] I I'm a chud bro I shouldn't have I should have gotten the rank yesterday

[01:14:56] And I should have been better. I gotta do better, bro. This is not a good looks

[01:15:02] It's not a good looks

[01:15:08] Chat mind chud bro

[01:15:11] Focus on getting elite. Okay. Who do you think like our worst case scenario?

[01:15:14] We've got to play a Webster respectfully and the most respectful way possible like that's the worst case scenario best case scenario

[01:15:21] Me and our road you run it back

[01:15:23] But since I didn't get a lead today and he came to my chat and he was like, and he was like yo

[01:15:28] Wanna play and then he found out that he didn't say anything after that

[01:15:31] He saw that I was like cuz I was yelling when I realized I didn't have a lead

[01:15:36] And he didn't say anything

[01:15:41] So it's just over bro

[01:15:43] All right, no matter what let's focus on what we can focus now

[01:15:48] Let's focus on what we can focus now we got to get a lead

[01:15:51] No matter what today and we got EWC tomorrow.

[01:15:54] And then we'll focus on that later.

[01:15:56] Oh man, oh man, oh man, you saved no man

[01:16:26] I

[01:16:35] Tried today's chest shoulder tricep, bro

[01:16:41] Yo, mom, can you check my side out getting elite?

[01:16:47] Or um, whatever you think is suitable

[01:16:51] Fuck, bro! I had a perfect stream lined up today, man.

[01:17:09] I had a perfect stream lined up today, bro.

[01:17:14] I can't even hit a shot today, brother.

[01:17:20] I got a perfect shroom lined up too.

[01:17:23] I don't know how, wait what's the damn thing,

[01:17:25] do you actually not know how to read the title?

[01:17:30] Check, does it matter how many kills I get,

[01:17:33] or can I camp and get a lead?

[01:17:40] Like if I get more kills, will that help me more?

[01:17:43] Or do I need to win the game, that matters the most?

[01:17:47] Cause I'm out of this camp, bro.

[01:17:50] it's all on you just get 10 kill win and all I need is a lead one right wait is

[01:18:01] it if I don't have a lead does that mean I just don't play the game

[01:18:20] you

[01:18:50] you

[01:19:20] you

[01:19:50] you

[01:20:20] you

[01:20:50] I'm talking about the stream that I had set up for today.

[01:21:16] I was gonna play a Jeffy Bobby we're gonna get second place or I was gonna play of overall G

[01:21:21] And then that would have led up to EWC

[01:21:24] Then do was back and then the video that I get from that

[01:21:28] This is gonna be a crazy

[01:21:30] crazy video

[01:21:39] I just have to eat some food

[01:21:41] Chad when I get on a boat bro, why be less moody and like

[01:21:44] Let me ask tragedy to you.

[01:21:57] Let me ask tragedy to you.

[01:22:09] Hey tragedy to you.

[01:22:14] Higher body fat means less mood switches

[01:22:16] been proven scientifically.

[01:22:22] Ashley?

[01:22:24] What day is today in the week?

[01:22:26] This is the fourth day of the week, right?

[01:22:27] What goes Greek yogurt?

[01:22:29] Granola, strawberries.

[01:22:31] Maybe I need that.

[01:22:32] I need that, I need to eat, I need to eat.

[01:22:34] Right now I'm playing like, I'm playing like

[01:22:35] doodal water.

[01:22:36] I'm playing like doodal water.

[01:22:44] wait so you mean if I have higher body fat that means I'm gonna be more

[01:22:52] happier? is that what you're talking about?

[01:22:56] Oh shoot wait come on yes let's go baby yes

[01:23:19] and get stuff.

[01:23:21] I'm gonna go up here.

[01:23:22] There's a guy around me.

[01:23:23] I'm gonna go up here.

[01:23:24] He's going for the body.

[01:23:25] I'm gonna, I'm gonna phase into the box.

[01:23:26] I'm gonna try to put a cone in the box.

[01:23:27] There is a cone in the box, like I said.

[01:23:29] I'm gonna climb through the window.

[01:23:31] I'm gonna aim bottom.

[01:23:32] Like a known army.

[01:23:33] Bones!

[01:23:34] What did a known army used to say?

[01:23:36] Oh!

[01:23:37] So box!

[01:23:38] So box!

[01:23:39] Hunter!

[01:23:40] Oh!

[01:23:41] Two waters.

[01:23:42] Give me that.

[01:23:43] Give me that.

[01:23:44] Give me that.

[01:23:45] Give me that.

[01:23:46] Give me that.

[01:23:47] Give me that we're gonna go ahead and pop the 50 phase now. We're gonna go ahead and pick up the big pop

[01:23:53] We're gonna win this game or get to leave

[01:23:57] You guys cancel bro you guys buddy, but you know what at the end of the day life. It's good. We get to breathe oxygen

[01:24:05] We get to breathe oxygen and we get to go to grocery stores like we don't have to go hunt for our animals

[01:24:10] If you're a vegan don't apply this knowledge to yourself

[01:24:13] But we we don't have to go hunt in the grocery store or we don't have to go out and

[01:24:19] Risk our lives to kill animals. We can go to the grocery store instead

[01:24:23] So life is good, bro

[01:24:25] Even if I didn't get a leak today and missed out on the corner and potentially missed out on the good team

[01:24:30] It's a EWC. It doesn't matter because every day we get to live you feel me and on the bright side

[01:24:36] We've got a hundred thousand people in this room right now, bro. Oh

[01:24:40] Look at this kid trying to shock us. Look at that. Oh box

[01:24:43] Bop! Bop!

[01:25:01] I really don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:25:06] Yep, wait, the bullets and they're in my box now.

[01:25:08] Good brain right there, but it's really good really good thought process going on right there man

[01:25:17] I'm proud of you, but I'm really I really am proud of you for real. I really don't care

[01:25:28] Okay, you can't look you do the water

[01:25:38] I'm taking out my contact status.

[01:25:53] Take off contacts.

[01:25:57] Get 10,000 steps.

[01:26:01] Take off contacts.

[01:26:02] Get 10,000 steps.

[01:26:03] This is really good, bro.

[01:26:08] I'm moaning in my ear, Agent Jeff.

[01:26:17] Y'all actually think I'm moaning in my ear, you know?

[01:26:22] Good to be white.

[01:26:25] Oh my God, we got that.

[01:26:26] I

[01:26:37] Did I even fight with this one

[01:26:56] now

[01:27:06] my god

[01:27:10] my god

[01:27:12] oh my god, zeddy, we're so good

[01:27:16] the vio, what a cheese meat flight, ore is so good

[01:27:20] Hey, y'all, baby!

[01:27:22] Hey, y'all, baby!

[01:27:25] Hey, y'all, baby!

[01:27:27] Nobody said that.

[01:27:30] You can just hug my mom.

[01:27:50] 100! 100! Box! Box! Box! Where is he? What the? What the f-

[01:28:14] What am I? What am I fucking?

[01:28:16] What the? What am I playing, man?

[01:28:24] Cracks. That's the best I could do, Jeffery.

[01:28:30] That's honestly the best I could do, boys.

[01:28:32] I'm trying my best, bro.

[01:28:38] I'm trying my best every day I live in this world, babe.

[01:28:45] You know God is on my side. Oh

[01:28:48] Hi, girl

[01:28:49] See that's God trying to tell me that he's on my side. This guy just came from height

[01:28:53] And he's doing it dumb and it and to order eliminated

[01:28:56] That's what happens when you punish your opponents for something bad that they do they do dumb in it

[01:29:00] You go fast enough. It's like it's like it's like it's like boxing in real life

[01:29:04] They come close trap come close trap

[01:29:08] Get away from me boy

[01:29:10] That's the prime example chat fast reflexes, bro

[01:29:14] Why did I just open up my chat and someone said, bro, it's black?

[01:29:24] Chat, y'all actually think I'm black?

[01:29:45] No way you guys think I'm black bro. Oh you read that wrong. Oh, yes, and I'm back. Oh

[01:29:54] Chilling

[01:29:58] Chill back did

[01:30:03] Box box

[01:30:10] Watch my back

[01:30:14] I'm different with oh shoot I just put my eyes in one second. This is all my booty to gain oh

[01:30:36] My god is a swamp monster

[01:30:39] There's a man in the swamp

[01:30:41] It's it's it's Jeffrey. What's the name chat?

[01:30:46] Who's the guy that's in the swamp? That's like the monster that they make fun of Frankenstein

[01:30:52] No, it's not Frankenstein

[01:30:55] Jeff Myers Michael Myers

[01:31:03] Michael Myers Shrek

[01:31:06] Other it's not

[01:31:11] This guy's so bad, bro. Don't ever load up the game ever again. Do you understand me?

[01:31:16] I own you, boy. I am your master. Look at this guy. This guy thinks he has a chance.

[01:31:22] Go box. 180. Double edit. Quad-trip edit. Double edit. Go up to the side. Double edit.

[01:31:29] Go up like that. Loopy-woopy-boop. We'll go to the side. Double edit down. Go on

[01:31:33] his wall. And don't even need to do anything else. He just killed himself. Just ended

[01:31:39] just ended it all in game. Just put them down in the ground like a dog that gets

[01:31:45] put down in the vets. I gotta stop saying that. I gotta stop saying that bro.

[01:31:54] Sorry guys. It's just cuz my dog's gonna die soon. So I'm just trying to cope, bro.

[01:32:01] I'm just coping right now man.

[01:32:04] Aw, I'm just coping right now man.

[01:32:07] Aw, I'm just coping right now man.

[01:32:10] Wait lowkey, yeah.

[01:32:12] I got my Yorkie in 2016.

[01:32:16] And it's in the live for like...

[01:32:19] Yorkie's live long, but my mom's hoping my Yorkie has gray hair now, so...

[01:32:25] It's not looking too good for him, bro.

[01:32:27] For her. For him. For her.

[01:32:29] I'm getting in the box. I don't care anymore, chat.

[01:32:36] No! That would have been crazy!

[01:32:38] Why is there a guy like, what are you doing?

[01:32:40] Like, why are you guys looking at each other, bro?

[01:32:42] Play the game, man. Do you guys have fingers?

[01:32:44] I'm actually gonna get mad, bro.

[01:32:47] Just touching each other in the boxes, dude.

[01:32:50] Where did my drip at?

[01:32:53] Here's all my bodies that I killed.

[01:32:56] We're back, chat.

[01:32:57] I'm gonna kill that Jinx skin. I promise you on chat flight. I am going to kill that Jinx skin

[01:33:06] On chat flight

[01:33:22] I got a good I gotta fight both of them

[01:33:27] I got to play all of you! You guys are trash, bro!

[01:33:30] I own all of you guys! And you're getting dogs on!

[01:33:32] And you have a bonus nugget of it!

[01:33:33] So here, you can know you know how to play the game!

[01:33:34] Disgusting.

[01:33:37] Come on.

[01:33:38] Okay.

[01:33:38] 67.

[01:33:39] Diamond 3.

[01:33:40] Let's think this through, okay?

[01:33:42] We get Diamond 3.

[01:33:44] And then we have one more rank we need to get.

[01:33:46] That's light work.

[01:33:48] That's actually not bad.

[01:33:50] I'm gonna go make a snack chat.

[01:33:52] I'll be right back.

[01:33:53] Y'all want to come on me or no?

[01:33:54] I'm gonna go make a snack cuz it's getting late

[01:34:00] Y'all want to come with me? Yes, you guys want to come with me?

[01:34:06] You guys actually want to come with me?

[01:34:09] Do you need a leaf for EWC? Yeah

[01:34:17] Need the snack info. All right, I'll let you guys come with me right now, okay?

[01:34:24] Yo, Jackie Racky the Primer is Primer.

[01:34:34] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:35] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:36] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:37] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:38] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:39] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:40] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:41] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:42] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:43] J.K.Y.

[01:34:44] J.K.Y.E.

[01:34:45] J.K.Y.

[01:34:46] J.K.Y.

[01:34:47] J.K.Y.

[01:34:48] J.K.Y.

[01:34:49] Appreciate you, money.

[01:34:50] Let's get it.

[01:34:51] Let's go.

[01:34:52] let's go make my snack spend 200 dollars on this girl let's go come on

[01:35:02] I'll make my snack let's go check

[01:35:07] why your brother dying of cancer bro I'm sure me try to a little tired

[01:35:37] Do I look tired or no?

[01:35:46] You gotta get texture powder.

[01:35:48] Bro, I tried, bro.

[01:35:51] It's impossible, bro.

[01:35:55] Look at this, bro.

[01:35:58] I speed-wearing made food today, Chad.

[01:36:01] Just believe you guys, bro.

[01:36:05] I did it for you guys, bro.

[01:36:12] Let me take off my contacts.

[01:36:18] Y'all think we could do this?

[01:36:23] Yo, we only got 3%.

[01:36:26] Wait, let me get my power bank real quick.

[01:36:29] Okay, we need to make a snack, because I'm playing like Dogwater today, bro.

[01:36:33] I ain't playing so bad, I saw a ghost

[01:36:46] Happy Hatton, thanks me, let it go, cause you have to arrest me

[01:36:50] Alright listen chat listen to me okay I'ma give you the most life advice right now okay

[01:37:07] you guys gotta edit this and I'ma give you life advice right now alright listen bro

[01:37:14] you only get one life bro and one shot at this bro you wanna sit there on the bed

[01:37:19] being lazy? Or do you want to impress their family and everyone around you? Everyone's

[01:37:24] watching you right now. Your great great great great great great great great great

[01:37:30] great ancestors are watching you right now. So prove them wrong boys. Let's get it started.

[01:37:36] Come on. Where the hell, man?

[01:37:43] Hunter? What are you?

[01:37:45] Fall boss! Fall boss! Fall boss! Fall boss! Fall boss!

[01:38:06] Jack can y'all hear me? I gotta take a dump. I gotta take a dump.

[01:38:19] Jack I'm back and back. My phone died Jack. My phone, my streaming phone died Jack.

[01:38:24] Can you guys hear me or no? You guys can hear me?

[01:38:32] Not bad guys my streaming phone died. I was looking for my power bank and it died

[01:38:36] I need to take a really like you don't want to poop needs to come out of your butt

[01:38:40] Like I need to take one like right now. Do you guys want me to put up a stream or should I do a Iro?

[01:38:45] Should I do a Iro pooping cam?

[01:38:48] Who should we put up? Who should we put up chat? We have a hundred thousand viewers who?

[01:38:52] Who should we give a hundred thousand viewers to I never left you guys?

[01:38:56] But this like I really really really really need to take a dump like I really

[01:39:01] really need to take a dump right now so I am gonna have to leave you guys clicks

[01:39:07] alright let's watch clicks bro with our hundred thousand viewers yet I'll be

[01:39:13] right back okay unfortunately I cannot do a IRO pooping cam as that will

[01:39:19] give me band for showing feces and I when I do have to take a shit I think I

[01:39:25] do have to show my penis so I don't want to show you guys my penis but um

[01:39:30] Here let me put a text taking a shit

[01:39:41] Can you guys see it

[01:39:44] You're back why are you leaving us I have to take a dump

[01:39:49] We just have to like playing him from now. Yeah, I'm getting stuck in them. Yeah, she came something in the zone or something

[01:40:00] hold on to the side, okay

[01:40:04] yeah

[01:40:08] now I remember how broken I got once

[01:40:12] wait, someone is on the team

[01:40:16] he's smart

[01:40:20] nice

[01:40:24] up

[01:40:30] Bro, how is it this hard to get a shotgun?

[01:40:38] He's gliding this way. Yeah, just do it again. I'm gonna keep my milk in this game

[01:40:44] Yeah, look at zone. It's good to tick by there

[01:40:48] Yeah, I'm gonna cool pop up three pre stacked

[01:40:54] I

[01:41:01] On me nice these shambles

[01:41:06] I'm just gonna zone

[01:41:09] I'll look at one

[01:41:12] You have whites. Yeah one naked after

[01:41:19] We should go wherever next close

[01:41:24] No powder here, which we wait on

[01:41:27] Yeah, we should discuss

[01:41:29] I think there might be more me

[01:41:39] I'll come back to you

[01:41:43] I'm a shock on her hit it

[01:41:48] Shock and miss power

[01:41:50] Can we land on him?

[01:41:52] Can we land on him?

[01:41:54] He's down to fall.

[01:41:56] Wait, you can't.

[01:41:58] He's about to come down.

[01:42:00] Okay, dude.

[01:42:02] It's a bush, by the way.

[01:42:04] Where is he?

[01:42:06] Oh my god, I'm drowning.

[01:42:10] Where are you just coming from?

[01:42:12] Get the med bomb, man.

[01:42:14] Yeah, yeah.

[01:42:16] Come on, let's land on this.

[01:42:18] I'm going to go

[01:42:24] We have enough to pack

[01:42:31] You got us?

[01:42:33] Come on again

[01:42:34] Yeah he's going to shoot at you guys

[01:42:39] You make it?

[01:42:41] Yeah I do

[01:42:42] You do right?

[01:42:43] Yeah

[01:42:44] I need one of those

[01:42:48] see if I can get a shotgun out of this chest

[01:42:51] I'm gonna keep

[01:42:55] go to hammer, AR

[01:42:56] what?

[01:43:07] you got that?

[01:43:08] I

[01:43:19] Pop up for you enough at four second four

[01:43:27] I'm free shopping six minutes

[01:43:30] Was on right

[01:43:33] And I think they're here

[01:43:35] Oh

[01:43:42] He's a nice shot down it might be in this middle

[01:43:49] Homeless

[01:43:53] Alive it's one of them

[01:43:59] See in this

[01:44:01] I'm gonna see if you just moved.

[01:44:03] Yeah, he is.

[01:44:05] Let's pray it.

[01:44:11] What the fuck?

[01:44:13] Three down four.

[01:44:15] Three here?

[01:44:19] Can we shot you?

[01:44:21] No, we can't.

[01:44:27] Just run through everyone.

[01:44:29] I'm going to get a new heal I'm going to look for a kill, I'm going to go to the

[01:44:43] south, we should like, down the, someone was in that room, yep you got that, it's

[01:45:20] I'm going towards you.

[01:45:26] You got the body?

[01:45:28] No.

[01:45:29] How fast is this?

[01:45:33] Wow.

[01:45:34] He's got none of that.

[01:45:37] Follow this.

[01:45:38] He's got crack.

[01:45:40] Come on.

[01:45:43] 3-2-0.

[01:45:44] Come on.

[01:45:45] 2-1.

[01:45:46] 2-1.

[01:46:17] Take this

[01:47:17] Fuck, bro!

[01:47:34] GGs

[01:47:36] When we go front let's look look back all like there's like eight kids you need to come in

[01:47:39] I was just slamming a hundred. They're just guaranteed kills cuz they're just coming in not looking ahead coming their back

[01:47:47] I see a more fucking kill than start.

[01:48:12] of

[01:48:40] I

[01:48:44] Had one thing today

[01:48:58] But if I were to eat real see what I had comma say eat

[01:49:03] How do you enter giveaway so yeah, I'll actually show you okay

[01:49:17] If you go to shop and you go to icons go to clicks take a screenshot of this with my creator code in the bottom

[01:49:22] Right, and then you're gonna head all the way over to my discord right around here

[01:49:26] And it'll see you'll see code clicks PC giveaway and all these beautiful

[01:49:31] beautiful people show proof so show proof and this is his discord I assume 3x

[01:49:37] 21 yep 3x 21 is his discord so he's automatically in spin the wheel and

[01:49:42] whoever it lands on is getting a PC I'm gonna choose winner in like two days

[01:49:50] two to three days?

[01:49:53] Oh damn, that was a bad game, I guess.

[01:49:55] Fuck.

[01:49:59] How many games do you have?

[01:50:00] Is it eight?

[01:50:07] But we have 10 games.

[01:50:08] You know that?

[01:50:11] Okay.

[01:50:13] Yeah.

[01:50:20] I

[01:50:28] Mean go points is one kill two

[01:50:33] One maybe no way

[01:50:37] No, I can't really one

[01:50:40] It's a normal

[01:50:43] Resent it's ways in like the yard

[01:50:50] One point VR

[01:50:53] Yeah, you know VR you know, yeah, that's different though

[01:50:59] In this many left one

[01:51:06] They're going for the few I

[01:51:12] There you go

[01:51:14] Maybe for that one like yeah 18

[01:51:20] Thank you.

[01:51:50] you

[01:52:20] you

[01:52:50] you

[01:53:20] you

[01:53:50] you

[01:54:20] I

[01:54:29] Shambles

[01:54:31] I'm guy, yeah

[01:54:36] This is my grandma, you can kill me

[01:54:38] Here's your army

[01:54:39] I'm in key

[01:54:40] Yeah, I'm back

[01:54:43] What are we doing?

[01:54:44] What did I do?

[01:54:45] Nice

[01:54:47] You know that

[01:54:48] I turn my bomb down.

[01:54:52] Yeah, let me see the fucking troll.

[01:54:55] Got the monitor?

[01:54:57] Yeah, it's under.

[01:54:59] I'll need it.

[01:55:06] I'm gonna go under this.

[01:55:08] I'm gonna respawn.

[01:55:10] Oh my gosh, dude, that's crazy.

[01:55:13] I'm coming here, I'm coming here.

[01:55:18] I'm four kids.

[01:55:21] I'm gonna have to stand back down there, fuck it.

[01:55:24] Yeah you should.

[01:55:26] There's one kid right there.

[01:55:28] This kid's running down.

[01:55:29] You killed him?

[01:55:30] I'm gonna let him body.

[01:55:31] Hold on, this kid's gonna get body.

[01:55:33] He's on it.

[01:55:35] You got it?

[01:55:36] You got it?

[01:55:37] Oh my god, I did.

[01:55:38] Nice.

[01:55:39] This kid's so good.

[01:55:41] And then you heal up and then I'm down to help you

[01:55:45] Yeah, I know you're gonna be a little bit. Yeah, two seconds

[01:55:51] Yeah

[01:55:56] There's a guy I got a footstep under me someone's here, you know

[01:56:11] 100k viewers you made it look what I just made

[01:56:30] Charles I'm gonna be honest you guys who can hear me right now to all my to all my

[01:56:38] 90k viewers you're low you're low you're low I feel so who can hear me in the chat

[01:56:42] that's us oh Jinzy I literally can't yes it says I have too many really sorry you

[01:56:49] have more viewers than the maximum current support by rates you see that

[01:56:52] that's horror right there how big was that shit it was pretty big um but I

[01:56:57] was also scrolling on TikTok for a bit and and uh brother and bro tell me why

[01:57:06] I'm taking a shit right this guy Jason says just get no head

[01:57:09] He's fucking saying it and never

[01:57:12] He said I said you know what?

[01:57:15] And I said let me know if you change your mind

[01:57:20] And he's like Jeff. I'm sorry

[01:57:36] you

[01:58:06] you

[01:58:36] you

[01:59:06] you

[01:59:36] you

[02:00:06] I said pass what wait what do you mean

[02:00:30] Can you stop chomping? It's impossible I'm eating granola.

[02:00:57] Um, so lane can be good, but people say it's placebo I'm on I tried a what's it called?

[02:01:05] C max I think it's called C max, but

[02:01:08] I'm not going to die.

[02:01:10] I'm okay.

[02:01:12] You're good.

[02:01:14] I'm going to go back and kill him.

[02:01:18] I got myself out.

[02:01:20] Sorry.

[02:01:22] You're good.

[02:01:24] He ran into a Lee. I know I need to take a little break.

[02:01:26] Because I didn't need a lot to.

[02:01:28] Can I help my head?

[02:01:30] Yeah, help my head.

[02:01:32] Do you do coaching or not?

[02:01:34] For what? Peptides?

[02:01:36] Why are you all in the moon?

[02:01:57] I know bro.

[02:01:58] I should have stayed up chat.

[02:02:05] night went five to ten I need help from on my French test because I'm

[02:02:30] Cooked how are I know my friend just

[02:02:51] I'm thankful we need

[02:02:53] I feel like I'm so bad. I'm hitting that.

[02:02:57] BANJUO!

[02:02:59] I'm not your man.

[02:03:01] BANJUO!

[02:03:09] I'm holding. It's here I am.

[02:03:11] I knew it.

[02:03:13] BANJUO!

[02:03:14] I'm above the bridge.

[02:03:15] Put it in your mouth. Is my mouth white or not?

[02:03:18] That's a good one.

[02:03:25] Wait.

[02:03:26] What's your hero game?

[02:03:27] We're gonna recreate the clips.

[02:03:28] Is it landmine?

[02:03:29] Yeah.

[02:03:30] I'm 22-0.

[02:03:31] Fast 3.

[02:03:32] Dope.

[02:03:33] This is fucking me so annoying.

[02:03:34] I just went up high.

[02:03:35] Why is it so intercom?

[02:03:44] I just said you're calm.

[02:03:47] Nice, let's just play high and win.

[02:03:50] Yeah, be honest with me.

[02:03:52] Give me ammo for that, you bitch.

[02:03:54] Is it on here? Is it on your mask?

[02:03:56] Is it on your mask?

[02:03:58] It's on your mask.

[02:04:02] It is.

[02:04:04] Yeah.

[02:04:06] Jack, I can recreate the Kai's snack clip.

[02:04:10] Do you guys want me to?

[02:04:12] Mom I made it

[02:04:22] Should I do it

[02:04:25] Wonder Delhi where he said

[02:04:42] Should I do a check

[02:04:59] Try you get that spam W's okay

[02:05:03] You see what the card I hit by screwballs, well that is how we next all a bad driver, bro

[02:05:12] My girl not texting back should probably still sleeping

[02:05:22] Yeah, she's probably sleeping

[02:05:26] Nooo!

[02:05:33] Clicks!

[02:05:36] Nooo!

[02:05:37] Clicks!

[02:05:38] Nooo!

[02:05:39] Nooo!

[02:05:40] Clicks!

[02:05:41] You need to hop on the peptide.

[02:05:46] Too stress, big boy.

[02:05:48] Alright, I'm gonna do it now, okay?

[02:05:52] Alright, chat.

[02:05:53] I'm gonna show you guys chat.

[02:05:54] Everybody spam dubbies.

[02:05:55] I'm going to farm the cast and I collect.

[02:05:57] Wait, hold up.

[02:05:59] How does it go again?

[02:06:11] How does it go again?

[02:06:15] Mom, I made it!

[02:06:17] You're number one!

[02:06:19] Number one!

[02:06:23] Imagination time!

[02:06:25] Thank you!

[02:06:26] Number one!

[02:06:27] We've been watching and we're so proud of you everybody!

[02:06:30] They love you so much!

[02:06:32] They look so proud of you!

[02:06:34] I'm so happy to be your mom!

[02:06:36] Alright, ready? Everybody say them dubbies. I'm gonna call my mom right now.

[02:06:49] clean your mouth bro nah it'll be funny with it'll be funny with a mouth

[02:07:04] alright I'm calling my mom

[02:07:07] can you guys hear it?

[02:07:11] no I won't alright

[02:07:13] yes mom

[02:07:17] I made it. I have a hundred thousand viewers.

[02:07:23] Me too.

[02:07:26] Mom, say your number one son. Say that one quick.

[02:07:30] Say it.

[02:07:31] Oh, I made it.

[02:07:33] No, I forgot about you.

[02:07:35] Oh, I made it. I have a hundred thousand viewers.

[02:07:39] Say your proud of me.

[02:07:42] I trust you.

[02:07:44] Really?

[02:07:46] Oh

[02:07:56] Okay, oh say I say I'm really proud to have you as a son

[02:08:07] All right, all right, thanks mom

[02:08:09] That was a clip. That was a clip. Thank you mom. Bye.

[02:08:16] Shaq!

[02:08:17] A dollar clip! Or L clip in the chat man!

[02:08:21] 100,000 viewers!

[02:08:25] Let's go! Let's go!

[02:08:31] 100,000 viewers!

[02:08:32] Our mom is so crap. Our mom. I don't even know what we're from.

[02:08:37] Guys, this is my mom, bro

[02:08:40] All right, boomie. Are you gonna post that right now cuz I'll go viral, but I'm telling you, bro

[02:08:45] And you can make it however you want bro

[02:08:47] Just so you know what you should do too you should put like the viewer the little viewer thing that you did like

[02:08:53] Right here. You should put it right here. I

[02:08:59] Promise you bro go viral Asian Jeff calls his mom

[02:09:01] back out we can't play too Asian Jeff calls the mom bro our mom is so proud of us I can

[02:09:12] I made it do I look like I'm crying right now shit

[02:09:14] I know

[02:09:39] You mugging Oliver with the Sun now

[02:09:41] Yeah, all we're only got week three subs chat. How do I have 90,000 viewers and only 11 subs?

[02:09:49] We get 50 gifted in a chair man. Can we get 50 gifted please?

[02:10:00] I can't be by made it this fall

[02:10:06] Let's get 50 gifted chair

[02:10:08] in your bed. Yo Chad let's get 50 gifted bro. I'll make a few calls. Yo Chad do I make

[02:10:14] myself clear let's get 50 gifted come on. Get the 50 gifted going come on Chad. Let's

[02:10:19] get a couple. Wait let me say how to fax it real quick. I want to see what its reaction

[02:10:24] is. Yo what's good faxing? How are you doing? Look how he tries to frame other communities.

[02:10:33] try to like, comment and blow the clip up. Look.

[02:10:36] Faculty, let's all have people in the forum who are set for life.

[02:10:39] He purposely didn't put savage in mongrel when I clearly said savage in mongrel.

[02:10:45] Clearly.

[02:10:47] What about me? Am I set for life?

[02:10:49] Jeff, why are you chocked?

[02:10:53] Again, I'm looking at the reply.

[02:10:58] Yeah, yeah.

[02:10:59] Mr. Savage and Salt and Savage, yeah.

[02:11:01] He does it all. It's literally Jeff white shot cleaner clips cleaner listening

[02:11:08] Yeah, I'm following every naughty game back and exposes him with me to all the naughty games

[02:11:15] Yes, the shock I did the figure

[02:11:22] Chad's so cold in my house what's going on I'm getting shivers

[02:11:31] I'm going to fight on this farming.

[02:11:35] They'll give me hit.

[02:11:36] They have good yields, just reset, reset.

[02:11:39] What do you have for yields right now?

[02:11:42] Minions, sir.

[02:11:43] So you can't build a wall here, by the way?

[02:11:44] Yeah, just get out of that box and want to launch through all that.

[02:11:46] Can you guys show everybody my nails?

[02:11:48] I'll repeat the message, bro.

[02:11:50] I'll repeat the affliction.

[02:11:54] I'm going, yo, what's good, Faxi?

[02:11:56] How are you doing?

[02:11:58] like what did I not repeat savage a mongrel also so many yo is this guy

[02:12:02] special tell me reading my message no no no

[02:12:06] what I actually was sick motherfucker bro yo what's good a faxie how was your

[02:12:11] day today it's sick bro let's get that say something about me come on say I'm

[02:12:17] proud of your success lately you're giving him the engagement you drone

[02:12:21] I don't care

[02:12:27] Just watch our back here bro has double JC viewers bro. I'm him chat

[02:12:35] I'm him

[02:12:41] Look at calm what's in calm let me see

[02:12:51] this is actually real bro place is not a picture such a fan of me and jet this is

[02:12:58] not out dude he's such a fan bro it's crazy i don't know what my girlfriend said

[02:13:02] he's actually a fan bro give me right here

[02:13:07] i saw that i saw me putting my girl this is the girl in 2021

[02:13:12] Hello

[02:13:16] Lord have mercy on me

[02:13:19] I'm just lips

[02:13:22] Almost a slip

[02:13:27] Jeff filing isn't where what Jeff filing isn't where's the on what he did why it happened bro

[02:13:35] What the hell are you talking about bro?

[02:13:37] What the hellie in the melly in the willy with the belly with the ghillie are you

[02:13:45] talking about the chat chat can y'all start posting more in the combo I'm trying to react

[02:13:49] to more stuff bro please guys join the calm join the calm I'm gonna spend it join the

[02:13:54] Everybody join the comm, everybody join the comm, join the comm, join the comm, join the comm, I'm gonna save 500 times

[02:14:24] Ready? Three, two, one.

[02:14:28] 40 crack.

[02:14:29] Bro, you guys gotta kill him there, man.

[02:14:32] You looking cute, bro? Thank you, bro. I appreciate it, bro.

[02:14:35] Jeff Granoliet. I know I just gotta let the yogurt food digest, you know?

[02:14:40] I just gotta let it digest real quick, Jeff.

[02:14:42] Yeah, it's already. It's already. Two nades.

[02:14:44] And also, I might look into C-Lang, bro.

[02:14:46] I've been getting a lot of anxiety lately, bro.

[02:14:48] Don't I think I'm getting tired to easily chat

[02:14:54] You know I'm saying oh we might do a cooking stream. I need to cook chicken and beef tonight chat

[02:15:10] Oh my goodness

[02:15:18] Just 15 XP at 130 then.

[02:15:21] That's tough.

[02:15:24] That's the best one.

[02:15:25] That's what I'm saying.

[02:15:26] It's my bed.

[02:15:27] Dude, already submitting a bojer now.

[02:15:29] You play a key game out of one.

[02:15:33] 273.

[02:15:36] Oliver, you're not gonna...

[02:15:39] C'mon!

[02:15:40] I'm evil.

[02:15:41] All right, should we go?

[02:15:42] Yeah.

[02:15:43] I'm evil all right chat should we go in yo someone in chat tell me in chat come

[02:15:53] you don't be penis

[02:15:58] dude nobody's posting in the calm bro why is the calm so dead

[02:16:07] Yo chat, why is my community so dead?

[02:16:23] Yo chat, why do I have 90,000 viewers and my chat is dead?

[02:16:28] Yo, what's wrong with your twitch?

[02:16:32] Why can't you type?

[02:16:35] Hello?

[02:16:35] You did your treat, you did your treat.

[02:16:37] Yo, Fats, you show that brother I'm the best.

[02:16:43] What happened for him to have 100k viewers?

[02:16:45] I'm just a go, bro.

[02:16:47] You got a B-Fot?

[02:16:51] Cause you lame sauce.

[02:16:53] I don't.

[02:17:01] Show us some old pictures of you.

[02:17:03] Wait a minute.

[02:17:04] I'll put it in the Conver now.

[02:17:09] I'll put it in the Conver.

[02:17:13] La la la la la la la la la.

[02:17:20] Sam, Slank, NAC, Slank, NAC, and what other peptide do I need?

[02:17:34] I need chat to beat Jason the ween this guy's funny though where is it

[02:17:46] chat what other peptide do I need to use to knock out Jason the ween

[02:17:53] I

[02:18:03] Asd yo asian drape how's your day going so far bro. Oh my game is going amazing, bro

[02:18:13] Hch

[02:18:16] Wait, you guys know about hch I

[02:18:18] I did not get knocked out by harder season what is this guy saying

[02:18:48] IGF one that's insulin. I don't need insulin. I'm not diabetic

[02:18:59] Am I actually diabetic

[02:19:18] Would Viagra work?

[02:19:20] I don't think I want to be hard

[02:19:48] I need the feds, but I'm not dead.

[02:19:50] I'm not duking.

[02:19:52] I'm at 3-4.

[02:19:54] Fuck me.

[02:19:55] Hop on C-Length, it's a max.

[02:19:57] I'm on some max already, but I don't notice the difference.

[02:20:02] You have the only feds.

[02:20:03] The botter must be running a little low on money today,

[02:20:06] because he doesn't have me at 130,000 viewers.

[02:20:09] It only has me at 100,000.

[02:20:13] Take Anavar.

[02:20:14] Isn't Anavar a steroid?

[02:20:16] I just need something that will knock the I just need something that will give me a fast jab. They'll be like

[02:20:28] You might need both and a bar of steroids we're not taking steroids, bro

[02:20:41] There's a body I'm gonna go for

[02:20:43] No.

[02:20:45] I was gonna play a hide game with that.

[02:20:50] Another kill.

[02:20:52] Truck in front.

[02:21:08] Saturday we stay in the fridge.

[02:21:13] Jeff who's your celebrity crush?

[02:21:32] I don't have a celebrity crush.

[02:21:34] I am my own crush.

[02:21:36] Hey Jeff I'm eating some eggs. I love the shrimp.

[02:21:38] Bro put some soy sauce for those boiled eggs or whatever eggs you're eating.

[02:21:41] Actually so I saw his best bull eggs. They're not you scaring but exit so sauce

[02:21:47] Greta Dunberg who's Greta Dunberg

[02:22:04] Search her up

[02:22:07] How much money do you guys think clicks makes a day?

[02:22:11] I need you look at me

[02:22:13] I need you look at me

[02:22:15] No

[02:22:17] I tried

[02:22:19] I have 100 feds for heals

[02:22:21] I'm not gonna fed you then

[02:22:23] I'm not gonna fed you then

[02:22:25] I'm just gonna drop the feds I'll carry

[02:22:27] I'll take myself

[02:22:29] I'm gonna go front

[02:22:31] Yeah go for it

[02:22:33] Baby you kill

[02:22:35] Baby you kill

[02:22:37] Baby you kill

[02:23:09] Shab moving fast and then clicks low key.

[02:23:30] All I ever wanted to do was get abs.

[02:23:47] Chat. All I ever really wanted to do was get abs, bro.

[02:23:52] Think about it. Out of these 91,000 viewers that we have right now, someone is taking a dump and washing me.

[02:24:00] I'm gonna shock up here

[02:24:06] So I'm taking a massive dump, bro

[02:24:11] Someone's looking at my face right now while watching me because they love me so much and they're not looking at

[02:24:18] Fortnite gameplay. I

[02:24:20] Just know someone is I'm good into this see I put my point

[02:24:30] Do y'all think I would win in a fight against clicks in real life in a boxing match or no?

[02:24:37] Jumping on the side, jumping on the side, jumping on the side.

[02:24:45] Yo AsianJef, you got any tips to get better for keyboard mouse and console?

[02:24:50] Just get a job.

[02:24:51] That's the best tip for you.

[02:24:53] Console is dutty, brother.

[02:24:56] Never play console ever again.

[02:24:59] No you lost again Tider

[02:25:16] Mean I just got fucking hit right before you went up and just couldn't do any like first damage

[02:25:25] I do fucking reload my second aim bottom

[02:25:28] clicks wakey wakey 35 points and back out you know cues on the ship bro 90 K bro

[02:25:45] let's go with your back you all think I'm black bro I'm back on black I can't

[02:25:56] tell what you guys are saying. I have no food right now.

[02:26:03] Yo, Sesh with a prime for three months, boy. I'm about to end my new tiktok.

[02:26:08] Everybody keep your tiktok.

[02:26:10] SeshFPS just subscribed. Yes, sir.

[02:26:26] The worst!

[02:26:30] I got you!

[02:26:34] Search FDS just subscribe. Yes sir.

[02:26:39] Oh my God!

[02:26:41] Mom! I made it!

[02:26:44] Did a fire tick tock.

[02:26:48] Mom I made it!

[02:26:51] Mom! I made it!

[02:26:57] Please mom I need this

[02:27:01] That was fast so you got that out fast

[02:27:04] So I paid good man. That's why I paid my boy good. You feel me? I'm from New York

[02:27:19] Please tips on how to be higher in a boxing match get in there, bro

[02:27:26] Oh my god, I'm just got one you to I'm playing a med. I'm good

[02:27:30] I can carry anything

[02:27:33] We have five we have three minutes needed die

[02:27:38] We need a crap we need a shock on some kids fighting right now

[02:27:44] Mom I made it

[02:27:50] 47 likes it's tough. Oh, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow, bro. It's gonna be at three million views

[02:27:53] Especially if it's posted on Instagram, Instagram, YouTube, everything.

[02:28:02] Because my Instagram for the Marlin AI video got 2 million views and then on TikTok my

[02:28:12] Marlin got 3 million views.

[02:28:15] So Lacey copy your Marlin TikTok.

[02:28:17] What's his TikTok bro?

[02:28:51] I'm passing the phone to someone who doesn't like foreigners.

[02:28:58] I don't get it.

[02:29:03] And I'm up right now.

[02:29:05] And I'm up right now.

[02:29:06] Lacey didn't copy.

[02:29:07] He just has the same manager.

[02:29:09] Okay, weird flex, but okay.

[02:29:14] We are the trend.

[02:29:15] I remember you saying the trend.

[02:29:17] We are the trend stars.

[02:29:20] the next trend yo swipers I mean uh blue me can we make can we make the same

[02:29:26] AI video that clicks main the second one in the dark this one not this one can

[02:29:33] you AI me for this one I think I look really good for this one

[02:29:39] How's he blowing up more than me though it doesn't make any sense

[02:29:49] How many views that one get that one got three million views and it just got posted and mine was mine is

[02:29:56] Marinating bro mine got three million views and it's been four days like it's just not fair man

[02:30:02] it's just not fair it's just not fair man game what the hell is this friend it's

[02:30:11] a trend chat

[02:30:12] 100 130 Wow

[02:30:23] Channel hate clicks bro

[02:30:29] It's ready up. We'll definitely get a cue

[02:30:34] Holy crossroads just going up so fast man

[02:30:38] Chef, hit a lead.

[02:30:43] Okay, okay, I just need the food to marinate my body real quick.

[02:30:47] You know what I'm saying?

[02:30:49] Daddy, why are you not playing for her now?

[02:30:51] Cause look, Chef!

[02:30:52] Mom!

[02:30:53] I made it!

[02:30:55] 100,000 viewers!

[02:30:57] Mom!

[02:30:58] I made it!

[02:30:59] I made it!

[02:31:00] I made it!

[02:31:01] I made it!

[02:31:02] I made it!

[02:31:03] I made it!

[02:31:04] I made it!

[02:31:05] I have 100,000 viewers!

[02:31:07] Wow! I made it!

[02:31:10] Really?

[02:31:11] Oh, come on!

[02:31:14] 100,000 views!

[02:31:17] Holy 80 HD!

[02:31:22] Jason, watching bro?

[02:31:24] Yeah, sorry.

[02:31:25] How did that hug feel?

[02:31:52] Gang, it cannot be that deep.

[02:31:55] My bad holy mug.

[02:31:57] Dude, I just love watching TikToks on myself, bro.

[02:32:01] What's another TikTok that I could watch about myself, chat?

[02:32:14] Dude, I miss when I love Fortnite, bro.

[02:32:17] Now I don't love Fortnite, chat.

[02:32:22] how did the hug feel? wait did i just read that message or am i dumb?

[02:32:29] yeah go go, be careful

[02:32:35] yo bro you do not have 89,000 viewers? yo you need my glasses or no?

[02:32:40] where are my glasses? you need this chest right now?

[02:32:44] you guys need my glasses? i don't know where you went

[02:32:47] You just read my message twice it's cuz the chat is moving so slow bro sometimes I don't realize that the chat is not moving

[02:32:56] Yeah, yeah, chill.

[02:32:59] At first, you gotta hide everything, you just gotta live.

[02:33:04] I don't know, built up.

[02:33:06] I can't build it wrong.

[02:33:08] Are you yelling? Is it making it for you?

[02:33:12] I can't run out towards north.

[02:33:17] Take them contacts off.

[02:33:19] Chats lower than the short bus.

[02:33:22] Where is he?

[02:33:24] I thought you was gonna get all over play EWC view

[02:33:36] Everything not quitting calm

[02:33:38] Sometimes yeah, so no top go Friday. I can't nauncey. I'm sorry

[02:33:44] I got a lock in bro. I got 82,000 viewers right now, bro

[02:33:47] I got show up for my viewers nauncey and I got EWC we could do it. Maybe

[02:33:51] Maybe Saturday or Sunday, I'll let you know cuz I can't even hang out with my girl

[02:33:58] Like if that's how locked in a man. I'm sure me. You know, we got we got 80,000 viewers, bro

[02:34:05] We got 80,000 viewers nausea

[02:34:12] I smoke you at golf. All right, bro. We get it, bro. Wait, I just got a notey for my co-serve

[02:34:18] 88 dollars to do is that good for electricity or no 88 dollars

[02:34:27] Yo, Nazi can we go on a double day on Saturday or Sunday?

[02:34:32] I don't quote EWC

[02:34:38] But it's gone. No Nazi has a free top-gof um

[02:34:42] Pass and he get a free appetizer for us, but I don't know if I'm gonna eat it because I'm walking on my diet

[02:34:48] But I don't know how my schedule is gonna be chat what's on Saturday or Sunday

[02:35:00] Like how do I find time to relax bro? I've been grinding shrink so hard, bro. That's really good. I'm like burning out

[02:35:10] Right now it's not real

[02:35:18] You can call for land? I'm calling for land bro.

[02:35:20] This guy just left my stream name answering.

[02:35:27] Watched Lena.

[02:35:28] Spin in the air, spin in the air, spin.

[02:35:38] Now spin, spin, start spinning brother.

[02:35:41] No dokel towards the people.

[02:35:43] No, no, bit more.

[02:35:45] It's over bro, like you died.

[02:35:47] I think Roar has feelings for her.

[02:35:49] Oh my god, he's hot.

[02:35:52] What?

[02:35:53] Oh my god, he's hot.

[02:35:55] I don't get it, what was the point of going Thasher?

[02:36:11] How's Shad going so slow bro?

[02:36:13] Trash is moving bro.

[02:36:31] I haven't been in shames since yesterday bro.

[02:36:37] What am I doing chat?

[02:36:43] I did it from my face to say

[02:36:45] You got a victory

[02:36:47] You got a victory

[02:36:53] I love to think that

[02:36:55] That's good

[02:36:57] I mean they can do the music with it

[02:36:59] They can do it with it

[02:37:01] Nah, they can't leave it

[02:37:03] Nah, they can't do it

[02:37:05] They can't do it

[02:37:07] What is going on? What am I doing right now chat? I'm being a viewer right now dude. Not

[02:37:19] that there's anything wrong with that. Of course you guys can watch as many shimmers as you

[02:37:24] guys want, bretas. I think we need some food in my body right now. Guys am I tired?

[02:37:32] Am I thinking that I'm tired am I tired or am I thinking that I'm tired

[02:37:38] Because our goal in the stream is to get to the lead

[02:37:42] And we are diamond to 82%

[02:37:45] We get to diamond three and we get to a leak and then all as well

[02:37:50] Just play for a alright, bro. I need some pep talk real quick though

[02:38:02] Chad, give me some motivation bro.

[02:39:02] Not bad guys, I had to stretch real quick.

[02:39:22] i was sitting down on the chair for way too long

[02:39:29] sa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

[02:39:35] sayoa? what's that spanish song that's like

[02:39:38] sa la la la

[02:39:40] who's this one right here?

[02:39:42] sate!

[02:39:45] si no canpa tamba sate!

[02:39:49] I'm getting in the game chat. I'm loading in. I'm loading in. I'm loading in chat.

[02:40:19] What are you guys thinking about this song?

[02:40:33] Is it a tough song?

[02:40:35] Yesterday on the chat.

[02:40:37] Wait real king killer are you Latina bro?

[02:40:39] What?

[02:40:40] You know about that?

[02:40:41] My girl put me on bro.

[02:40:44] My girl put me on.

[02:40:45] You know it's a shame she's leaving on red right now.

[02:40:48] Let's see where she is.

[02:40:49] at her house. She could be texting me, hey baby, I wanna come see you, I'm off work,

[02:40:54] I have time to come see you. Oh, you're getting your room at 11? Oh, maybe I can come tonight

[02:40:58] and see you, maybe I can sleep you tonight. You know what else is a shame? What's a

[02:41:05] shame my friend what else is the shame

[02:41:09] Mech was gone rock at that time

[02:41:13] so I was so a rock at that time she

[02:41:17] cheated on you

[02:41:24] I'm from Miami so if you're from my

[02:41:28] Miami that means your Latina that we

[02:41:33] talk walk? I'm gonna ship it. Hispanic. So if you're from Miami everybody's Hispanic there.

[02:41:52] So that's like saying yo I'm from Cali I'm Asian because that's what I noticed about

[02:41:56] Cali there's a lot of Asian people in in in in Cali

[02:42:02] La la la la why why what why did my mom not go to Cali

[02:42:27] Brother! I'm a sniper!

[02:42:29] I'm a Sniper!

[02:42:34] I'M A Sniper!

[02:42:40] Rockabye, la-la-la-la-la-laa...

[02:42:44] Jep finally getting the viewer count he deserves.

[02:42:47] If you don't deserve anything in life, bro.

[02:42:49] You gotta earn it, bro.

[02:42:51] You gotta largely make it, right?

[02:42:54] I noticed that too.

[02:42:55] When I went, it's a lot of English and Asian emotions.

[02:42:57] In Miami, you walk around English and Spanish.

[02:43:00] Okay, if you want to know where all the Hispanics are, bro,

[02:43:03] it's gotta be Dallas, bro.

[02:43:06] Like, they have too many people.

[02:43:08] They have too many Hispanic people at Dallas, bro.

[02:43:13] Why, how do I know that?

[02:43:14] Cause I just know, bro.

[02:43:16] Damn, you are so hot.

[02:43:21] Yo, Asian Jeff, have you ever met a girl from Honduras?

[02:43:25] Yo, what? Yo, it's low-key getting better and better.

[02:43:41] Why so many viewers? Why not so many viewers? I am single-handedly reviving 4-nil right now with all my viewers.

[02:43:48] It's me. I am the... I am the... I am the force. Or how would you say it? I am the one who knocks.

[02:44:05] Is that what old Asian Jeffery used to say? I'm the one who knocks!

[02:44:09] I need to make some food Wait, you were from Tokyo right?

[02:44:19] That's gotta be racist That's gotta be racist

[02:44:34] It's gotta be racist, bro.

[02:44:46] Yo, bro, do you miss the quit the game?

[02:44:48] How you died before? How you died before, bro?

[02:44:51] I just tried to fake a boys' crap.

[02:44:53] Okay, something needs to change because right now I don't know why I'm bored playing Fortnite.

[02:45:09] And I don't know why.

[02:45:15] Y'all know why I'm bored

[02:45:45] Come on, come on!

[02:45:47] Box!

[02:45:49] Hunter!

[02:45:51] It's a mortar.

[02:45:57] Do y'all know why I'm bored or no?

[02:45:59] The mask is hitting.

[02:46:01] No, I did it in the morning, bro.

[02:46:05] The mask is not even that good anymore.

[02:46:07] For me.

[02:46:09] Let's do two snorts in the nose.

[02:46:11] I'm not good.

[02:46:14] La-ka-la-ka-la-la-la-la-salem-na-la-la-la-la-la-la-la salem-na-la-la.

[02:46:27] Was that guy Muslim?

[02:46:32] Where am I trying to go with this?

[02:46:40] Now we need to make some food man

[02:46:45] I'm going to do a cooking shumas for this chat

[02:46:53] What do you guys think about cooking shumas?

[02:46:55] Is that good content or bad content?

[02:47:07] Wait, I just dropped in, it's purple

[02:47:10] um Jeff I got a new car named after you oh hell no bro bro name bro names cars I

[02:47:18] named my car I named my Tesla Asian go called Asian go on the on the car thing

[02:47:28] I

[02:47:36] 200

[02:47:44] Lock and la la la la la that's why it's so cool in my house

[02:47:50] So after I get leech out

[02:47:51] I'm gonna go make food and then I'm gonna go clean the dishes on shrimp and then I might do a gym shrimp

[02:47:57] because I just I don't know what's going on me today today's just like it's just

[02:48:02] like a it's just one of those days you know I'm saying y'all know when you

[02:48:06] have one of those days where it's like you know I'm talking about does

[02:48:12] anybody know what I'm talking about

[02:48:15] I don't know.

[02:48:25] Oh yeah.

[02:48:33] I'll kill you, Jack.

[02:48:35] Y'all actually feel me?

[02:48:39] Or y'all say that you feel me?

[02:48:41] But y'all don't really feel that you feel me on a type of way.

[02:48:46] Can you sing it's every day bro?

[02:48:52] It's every day bro on a Disney Channel flow.

[02:48:54] I have 5 million 6 years and I got it a while ago.

[02:49:01] 20, 26, stop saying 6, 7, yeah, stop saying 6, 7, yeah, stop saying 6, 7,

[02:49:17] Is this the one that I had this time ago again?

[02:49:21] Latino got a 5th? Let's see how hell they doing finals.

[02:49:25] Let's subtract.

[02:49:26] Every day you wake up, you get another opportunity.

[02:49:36] You know that?

[02:49:39] A lot of us take life for granted bro.

[02:49:43] Just like how I had a green spaz.

[02:49:47] I am now a golden spaz.

[02:49:50] And you guys can be golden spaz too.

[02:49:53] So stop taking life for an opportunity and start taking life for a good day.

[02:50:00] Cause it's gonna be alright.

[02:50:07] What do you guys think about my clip farming abilities? Good or bad?

[02:50:11] My boy finally sent me that sound effect. Let me clip farm with that a lot.

[02:50:16] La la la la la la.

[02:50:17] Mom! I made it! Mom! I made it!

[02:50:23] No! I made it!

[02:50:27] Bad as always. You're bent.

[02:50:31] Oh box!

[02:50:37] Box!

[02:50:41] Uh oh. Uh oh. Panokio.

[02:50:48] What is this? A threesome?

[02:50:50] Hunter?

[02:50:53] Double-A

[02:50:55] Double-A

[02:50:59] Piss on brother, that's how you don't edit when you're 1HP low bro. Alright? I run this. Alright.

[02:51:07] Why do I feel like I need to pop a surf right here? Hunter?

[02:51:11] Go up to the side.

[02:51:13] Box. Put a wall in between there.

[02:51:15] Go up like that.

[02:51:17] Drop down. Double lose. Double lose. Pop a surf.

[02:51:21] Retreat and pop a sir. Just stop we're losing viewers

[02:51:31] Listen bro, I want each and every one of you guys to listen to right now

[02:51:40] It's not about the viewers it's about the friends and memories of me along the way

[02:51:51] When you're having a bad day, do you let that stop you?

[02:51:56] Or do you try to make a good day out of it, huh?

[02:52:01] Tell me, do you try to make a good day out of a bad day?

[02:52:06] Because if you just let the bad day consume you,

[02:52:09] then how are you gonna be a freaking chud one day?

[02:52:13] You're gonna stay a chud.

[02:52:16] You wanna become a goat, right?

[02:52:18] What do goats do?

[02:52:21] Goats eat grass

[02:52:24] Have you all ever heard of the term touch grass?

[02:52:29] The reason they say that this is actually good

[02:52:34] to touch grass

[02:52:36] BOOOOOCK

[02:52:40] I'm sick and tired of this respect. Give me the freaking Aliyah ready, man.

[02:52:48] Oh my god

[02:52:52] Oh my god

[02:52:53] We're so close

[02:52:56] Oh my god we're so close

[02:52:59] Oh my god

[02:53:03] Oh my god

[02:53:18] I feel like I'm on my face, I feel like I'm on my own

[02:53:28] I feel like I'm on my face, I feel like I'm on my own

[02:53:35] I feel like I'm on my next step, I feel like I'm on my own

[02:53:38] I just let this fucking of it, I just let this studio get 20 from song

[02:53:45] I met all my shit, I met not the dream

[02:53:48] I can't do something though, I gotta watch my kid

[02:53:52] I gotta watch my shit, I gotta watch my shit

[02:53:55] Every day I get a look, shit only knows it

[02:53:58] Shit only knows, I don't need no time

[02:54:02] I need to know where you're headed, I need more time

[02:54:05] I'm beautiful though, you can't beat my heart

[02:54:08] Totally unbelievable, never leave my love

[02:54:12] Never leave your side out, never leave your smile

[02:54:15] I have to be the first to run

[02:54:17] Run run run run run

[02:54:23] Boys I need to make food

[02:54:30] You guys want to see what I'm gonna make for food?

[02:54:32] Does anybody care?

[02:54:36] Does anybody care what I'm gonna make for food?

[02:54:40] No

[02:54:41] You guys don't care. We don't care.

[02:54:45] Oh, I'm going to show you guys anyways. Open your odds boys.

[02:54:49] So, if anybody does care and wants to get on my diet,

[02:54:53] because you know, I got a six pack and stuff. You guys want to be like me and stuff.

[02:54:57] I get you. So, what day are we on today?

[02:55:01] We're on the day 4th of the week, right? Why is that day 4th of the week? You guys are asking, right?

[02:55:05] Because look, Monday is day 1, right?

[02:55:09] Tuesday is day 2, Wednesday is day 3, and Thursday is day 4!

[02:55:18] So we're gonna go over here to what our wonderful coach made us, and this is what I eat for breakfast.

[02:55:28] Right here.

[02:55:29] 3 whole eggs, cream of wheat, 30 gram protein, 10-5 gram blueberries.

[02:55:34] Okay?

[02:55:35] Now I'm gonna tell you guys what I didn't eat.

[02:55:39] snack? I already ate that. I was just munching on that.

[02:55:42] Oikosk Greek yogurt, granola bars, strawberries, right?

[02:55:45] So what are we missing?

[02:55:47] Let's see if Chad's smart.

[02:55:48] Yo, Jeff, you're missing meal four, post-workout,

[02:55:52] and pre-workout.

[02:55:54] That's right.

[02:55:54] We have yet to eat meal two and three.

[02:55:59] Ground beef, rice, and asparagus.

[02:56:03] Chicken breasts, cucumber, carrots, and kimchi.

[02:56:08] Wrap this up. I'm gonna go make food chat

[02:56:11] You guys want me to get energy for foreign?

[02:56:14] Then you guys got to make me have me make you guys are gonna have to make me

[02:56:19] Have you make me food because you have to eat me some food because I don't even know what you want. We hate you

[02:56:28] Let's see how many viewers I have right now

[02:56:31] We got

[02:56:33] thousand viewers oh my god you know why you know what I stole today from my

[02:56:37] therapy session look at this I stole one of these

[02:57:03] get a tap cat bro why would I feed the rich richer though why would I feed the

[02:57:12] rich richer when I could just borrow this from a therapy session look at this

[02:57:17] look look look how cool this is so cool man how many viewers you got right now

[02:57:29] 85,000 viewers Shaq. We got 85,000 viewers! Let's go to Shimmer's and everybody's

[02:57:39] scambling. Suck the Somerset bro. You're like a monkey with a toy. Nice bro. Yo

[02:57:47] what's good summer set okay is it true summer set broke up with like where's

[02:58:01] that kept I like how she's like not like that's really cool

[02:58:17] I feel so sad bro I'm getting view-bottom

[02:58:43] hahaha

[02:58:46] in my awkward or no chat

[02:58:48] in my awkward or no

[02:58:54] aww so cute

[02:58:56] what a little kid that kid is

[02:58:59] oh hell no

[02:59:02] L-segment

[02:59:06] let's see if anybody posted in the con bro

[02:59:09] aww that's so cute

[02:59:12] is that real?

[02:59:13] How much protein is that?

[02:59:26] Of course well well well

[02:59:31] Same guy Thomas staying away for girls for what?

[02:59:35] Yeah, I'm just talking something said bro. Like I have a girlfriend

[02:59:43] Wait, am I taller than Somerset? Or am I the same height?

[03:00:09] I'm the same height. I'm the same height.

[03:00:13] I'm the same height.

[03:00:16] It's over bro.

[03:00:19] It's over bro.

[03:00:22] You're shorter than Kaisenette.

[03:00:43] you

[03:01:13] you

[03:01:43] you

[03:02:13] you

[03:02:43] you

[03:03:13] I need my dad here.

[03:03:41] has a six pack but so does nick 830 yeah but they're not for them pros bro

[03:03:47] they're content creators I'm a pro you know a full box gets those the intols

[03:03:53] 200 so to keep it real your first name is Asian and your last name Jeff no no

[03:03:59] my first name is Jeffrey and my last name is Chong Jeffery Chong Jeffery Chong

[03:04:04] yeah what's good guys my name is Jeffery Chong what's up Jeffery Chong CJC

[03:04:10] underscore chilling cheered x100 I am getting sweepy see you later big daddy

[03:04:16] but you look extra sexy tdy a bro tmi bro too much information bro appreciate

[03:04:22] the hundred bits bro I'm gonna go make some food I'm gonna go make some food

[03:04:29] yet see jaycee underscore chilling cheered x100 yo I am getting sweepy see you later big daddy

[03:04:38] But you look extra sexy TV have a great stream

[03:04:43] See what all of his reaction to me making food is

[03:04:57] My research bro, and a Mickey Mouse region be no picked up a tears green one

[03:05:03] Yeah, no a doubly place I'm gonna go make some food all right

[03:05:08] Why you have 90k viewers bro?

[03:05:12] Cause Prime Jeff is back bro.

[03:05:16] Chad Prime Jeff is back.

[03:05:28] Who's gonna tell him?

[03:05:30] Yo, no one's getting spit on bro.

[03:05:36] No one.

[03:05:37] Get nervous!

[03:05:40] Alright, who else can I tell? Let's tell Lina, bro.

[03:05:45] Yo, Lina, I'ma go make some food, alright?

[03:05:47] I hate when streamers don't read their chat bro.

[03:06:10] I'm like talking to a wall dude.

[03:06:12] Like what is this?

[03:06:15] Why would you even go live?

[03:06:16] Did you not even go read the chat?

[03:06:21] Airball? What do you mean airball?

[03:06:26] Esto, esto, and the rate of life. What does that mean man?

[03:06:36] Puto gay, Jeff.

[03:06:40] 200!

[03:06:42] Vamos!

[03:06:43] Muy bueno!

[03:06:46] China or Spanish bro?

[03:06:49] Jeffrey Epstein your chat is bothered you are not prime Jeff. My name is not Jeffrey Epstein. It's Jeffrey Chong sir

[03:06:56] Someone just texted me and it's not my girl

[03:07:07] Hopper flights sir after this

[03:07:12] okay doki so I use my a mix car right all right yeah I'm about to buy my dad a

[03:07:22] flight bro should we do a little dad Jeff stream have y'all ever seen my dad

[03:07:26] on stream Asian Jeff and his dad duo I real stream that'll be a good stream

[03:07:34] bro that would be a shame

[03:07:38] y'all bro I appreciate you bro but in your stream now that's disrespectful I

[03:07:44] can't say that

[03:08:04] Psst! Psst! Psst!

[03:08:10] La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaa

[03:08:12] Hey, 6'7!

[03:08:15] Hahhh!

[03:08:17] 6'7! 6'7! 6'7! 6'7! 6'7!

[03:08:23] 6'7! 6'7!

[03:08:27] Bro, learn BJJ. I'm already boxing, ay?

[03:08:30] 6 7 6 7 6 7 yeah I just hate how much we're eating I have to do it

[03:08:41] so much effort

[03:08:52] Alright boys I'm gonna go mix the food I'm getting distracted

[03:09:00] Watch this, don't leave it here.

[03:09:07] Hold up, hold up.

[03:09:12] I'll do an Irishman, but hold up.

[03:09:17] I just gotta, I just gotta test it real quick.

[03:09:56] I'm going to make some food chat, I'm going to make some food man, I'm going to make some

[03:10:12] food man. I'm gonna make some food alright.

[03:10:37] Take us with you bro. You gotta show you want me to take you guys with me.

[03:10:42] I

[03:10:45] Can't wait bruh

[03:10:49] Do

[03:10:53] I just lost 2.7% chat I just lost 2.7% chat. It's over man. My life is over. I just lost my mom's gonna like touch me now

[03:11:02] GG man

[03:11:12] Guys, I just broke my monitor.

[03:11:42] I don't even know what you want from me.

[03:11:49] There are no more lonely, lonely.

[03:11:52] I don't even know what you want from me.

[03:11:55] But I don't even know what you want from me.

[03:11:59] But I don't even know what you want from me.

[03:12:05] Grandma, early rotate.

[03:12:08] Grandma, want to say hi to the stream?

[03:12:12] Hello, hi!

[03:12:14] Thank you.

[03:12:24] Come back, can you hear me?

[03:12:38] I'll clean the kitchen a little bit, check my back, I'll clean the kitchen a little bit.

[03:13:02] I'll clean the kitchen, but I got something I need to do real quick.

[03:14:02] I know I should have probably get this off-trend.

[03:14:12] Apologize.

[03:14:13] Let's throw off the top clean dishes, put on the top box ordered.

[03:14:22] Y'all, is that how to eat?

[03:14:28] Get off the bread of room.

[03:14:30] One more valve, one more valve.

[03:14:34] One more valve and we're done with right.

[03:14:36] We're done with right, okay?

[03:14:39] Are you training boxing? Yeah, I'm training, but I'm not training on shin ever again.

[03:14:42] So, okay, I haven't been able to train a lot besides just doing boxing classes.

[03:14:53] In terms of chording overall.

[03:14:55] Wait guys, one more shit, is it clean?

[03:15:05] Oh!

[03:15:06] Yo, the dishwasher is crazy, bro!

[03:15:11] Damn, it's clean!

[03:15:13] Money!

[03:15:14] Money?

[03:15:15] Money.

[03:15:17] Money?

[03:15:21] Money?

[03:15:28] See, where do I even start?

[03:15:30] Close cabinet.

[03:15:32] Okay, this side's done.

[03:15:34] Okay?

[03:15:36] What is that?

[03:15:39] The box?

[03:15:40] Is it in the box in the corner?

[03:15:45] A flat corner to a corner.

[03:15:55] Put this on the left side.

[03:15:56] Done.

[03:15:57] To a corner.

[03:15:58] Shirt on the neck.

[03:15:59] To a corner.

[03:16:00] Top, slow cooker.

[03:16:01] Put it on the top.

[03:16:05] It's clean money.

[03:16:06] Sh들t, I'm cleaning my dishes right now Sh FILT.

[03:16:09] And then I'm going to start cooking.

[03:16:12] trucker. Very lazy, very riddy-bitty. Very lazy unless I get told to do it. What is that?

[03:16:19] What's that type of person that doesn't do stuff until they get told to do it?

[03:16:24] What does that mean, Jack?

[03:16:28] A good boy.

[03:16:35] Dude, why do you keep pulling out?

[03:16:46] I need to be tight.

[03:16:48] Don't want to fall out, man.

[03:16:55] Oh shoot.

[03:17:25] Alright boys, can you guys stop distracting me? I need clean dishes. Please, please, can

[03:17:53] You guys please stop distracting me.

[03:17:56] I need to clean the dishes.

[03:18:03] Jesse, it's the freak.

[03:18:04] Alright, I just want to talk to you guys.

[03:18:23] I can't eat that one.

[03:18:24] See?

[03:18:25] Ah!

[03:18:27] Ah!

[03:18:28] Ah!

[03:18:29] Ah!

[03:18:30] Ah!

[03:18:31] As Porto XO just subscribed.

[03:18:34] Yo, external famous song, bro.

[03:18:36] So special today.

[03:18:38] Everything's so familiar.

[03:18:40] I'm not just for a joke.

[03:18:42] I'm just a good-looking guy.

[03:18:44] I'm just a good-looking guy.

[03:18:47] I'm so happy.

[03:18:48] Oh, I'm underneath my butt.

[03:18:50] It's so big.

[03:18:52] Jeff, Sam Jeff was once actually a statue.

[03:18:55] I love that statue.

[03:18:57] Okay, do you guys want to be a first person?

[03:18:59] Do y'all want to be first person Asian Jeff

[03:19:01] and wash me clean the dishes first person?

[03:19:04] Or would you guys rather wash it third person?

[03:19:07] Let me know in the chat what you guys think below.

[03:19:09] I hope you guys will reveal.

[03:19:10] Make your comment like and subscribe.

[03:19:13] And I'll see you guys in the next video.

[03:19:15] You're so fine.

[03:19:16] Stop.

[03:19:18] Stop.

[03:19:19] All right, we'll do first person chat.

[03:19:22] Ready?

[03:19:32] You're aging Jeff right now, chat.

[03:19:35] You're in the life of aging Jeff right now.

[03:19:38] You got a tippy toe.

[03:19:40] Actually, I don't have the tippy toe up there.

[03:19:43] You look at the dishes. You wonder why it's bad. The top has been cleared. You push the

[03:19:55] box into the box. Now the next step is to get the bottom. After you've cleared the dishwasher,

[03:20:03] you start washing the dishes and put it in the dishwasher to dishwash again. And then

[03:20:06] the sink is un-conned. You look at your stove. There's two oil goes to a grid that you

[03:20:11] the speed run because you're a streamer. There's a cup of something. It still is not looking

[03:20:20] the best. You got some granola. It's not looking too good. The thing is, this isn't realistic

[03:20:30] because you wouldn't clean. No, I would clean. I just clean when I need to clean. I need

[03:20:34] to start cleaning when I have to. This is my bad habit, Chad. I need to learn.

[03:20:38] I need to clean, I need to clean as I use the tools.

[03:20:43] You feel me?

[03:20:44] Cause I'm from New York, you hear me?

[03:21:04] You on my mother?

[03:21:05] Hello?

[03:21:07] Hello, can you guys hear me?

[03:21:08] Hello?

[03:21:35] Yo, type one if I'm gay.

[03:21:39] W progress, but you still got those gamer marks. Is it this one right here?

[03:21:43] Like when you're like slashing and stuff. Okay, see I just baited you guys this type one cuz I'm gay

[03:21:50] I'm not gay by the way

[03:21:52] All right, bro, can you guys like stop making me like flex my six-pack challenge?

[03:22:08] Like, I need to put up the dishes and I need a fricking...

[03:22:11] I need to put up the dishes and I need to clean the dishes so that I can use the

[03:22:15] stink so that I can start cooking because looking at the dishes just makes me like

[03:22:19] Oh, you know what I'm saying, like...

[03:22:26] Get back to work now, hold up!

[03:22:33] Get back to work now, hold up!

[03:22:35] I'm putting on my shirt, just so I don't show my six-pack.

[03:22:39] Wait, I gotta have Riz music.

[03:22:41] Riz is sexy.

[03:22:43] I just want to go eat some bread!

[03:22:48] Yo, don't cut this!

[03:22:49] Agent F puts on his shirt!

[03:23:13] I wouldn't just stop saying everything's so funny, but I'm just gonna run it.

[03:23:25] Why are you a steak guy with your tongue like that?

[03:23:31] I just can't do anything for these guys, I'm sure you meant.

[03:23:34] I just can't even be myself, bro.

[03:23:37] I just can't even be myself, man.

[03:23:40] I just can't even put up a dishes.

[03:23:41] Chad, what's that good at camera angle?

[03:23:43] so that you can clean the kitchen.

[03:23:45] Right here?

[03:23:47] What's like the best?

[03:23:49] Where could I put it so y'all can see an aerial view of me?

[03:24:13] Your lips are still fine?

[03:24:43] you

[03:25:13] you

[03:25:43] you

[03:26:13] you

[03:26:43] you

[03:27:13] I'm never letting you get this back.

[03:27:43] I'm making it down to myself, I'm never letting it get this bad ever again.

[03:27:46] First play.

[03:27:48] It's not even a lot of dishes, Chad.

[03:27:51] Chad, look, I'm gonna show you guys the dishes.

[03:27:54] It's not even a lot.

[03:27:55] It's not even a lot.

[03:27:56] Like, it's not even a lot.

[03:27:59] Like, it's not that bad.

[03:28:01] It's not that bad.

[03:28:03] Like, it's not that bad, Chad.

[03:28:05] So, how much water am I wasting on this, on this, on this, on this, on this, on this one?

[03:28:34] How much water am I wasting on this, on this, on this, on this one?

[03:28:40] Yo, yo, man, can you see my center of wash and the dishes?

[03:28:47] So we're gonna do all the plates, okay?

[03:28:54] What is the hot water?

[03:28:56] Is it that way, or is it the other way?

[03:28:59] We're checking it out.

[03:29:00] What's that thing right now top one bro you made it chat 100k viewers yo so I got 100k

[03:29:19] Okay, do we run out of washing the dishes now?

[03:29:25] Is this is not a run out of the simulation?

[03:29:29] This is pretty good.

[03:29:33] You know what I'm saying?

[03:29:37] Okay, that's what you're doing.

[03:29:49] I'm locking it on, okay.

[03:29:52] Off the shiny.

[03:29:56] Alright, that thing she's done too.

[03:29:59] We're putting in the dishwasher board.

[03:30:01] We're running in one-two dishwasher.

[03:30:03] We're just trying to keep it in there right now.

[03:30:05] Yes, I want the plastic stuff to go in.

[03:30:08] That thing she's done.

[03:30:10] Oh, I forgot to put this in the sink.

[03:30:14] Give me that little water, quick.

[03:30:19] Let me pause the water real quick, boys.

[03:30:24] Top 1 K in the world.

[03:30:26] Someone take a picture? Jack.

[03:30:28] Someone take a picture of the before and after and post in the comment.

[03:30:31] I promise you I'm getting this done.

[03:30:34] I'm getting all these dishes done. I promise you.

[03:30:40] I promise, Jack.

[03:30:49] This is actually good for me bro. I'm gonna get mad if you don't play real

[03:30:54] a rink. Bro I have to clean the dishes bro.

[03:30:56] Okay y'all care about my health or not? Y'all care about me or not? Y'all want me

[03:31:03] to live a long life? Y'all want me to live a long life and have energy in you

[03:31:07] for me? Or do you guys want me to starve and be no energy? What would you guys

[03:31:12] I'm gonna have something right now boy.

[03:31:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:31:26] She talking, man.

[03:31:27] No, no, no, no.

[03:31:42] I'll show you guys bro, there's nothing in this room.

[03:31:49] You guys need to have to believe me bro.

[03:32:00] Excuse me, don't move bro.

[03:32:05] See my sink on the pond?

[03:32:10] This actually leads up to me.

[03:32:12] Yo, is there any Hispanic people in here, bro?

[03:32:36] Yo, Chad, type 1 for Hispanic.

[03:32:38] Is there a better way to clean my dishes?

[03:32:41] I'm always open to trying things, but this one, I don't even got to like, walk like that.

[03:32:48] See, just like that.

[03:32:51] And just like rinse this type of thing, you know, stand.

[03:32:57] Just rinse this.

[03:33:01] Yo, what?

[03:33:02] Stop wasting water to save it?

[03:33:04] So how do I use the water?

[03:33:06] How do I use the water when I need it?

[03:33:09] it gets annoying turning it on and off.

[03:33:13] I'm going to try what you guys call me, okay?

[03:33:16] So water? I'm using water?

[03:33:18] I'm using water? I'm using water?

[03:33:21] Water, water, water, water?

[03:33:23] Oh, like that, right?

[03:33:25] Is that what you guys are talking about?

[03:33:27] Does that have Hispanic people save water check?

[03:33:31] Yes or no?

[03:33:33] Yes or no to check?

[03:33:36] Send me a video, send me a video. I'm a visual writer.

[03:33:39] Fill up the sink, bro.

[03:33:42] Ow, bro, there's too many dishes in the box.

[03:33:46] Dude, send me the sink, bro.

[03:33:48] I feel it. I feel it. I'm late.

[03:33:50] I'm in the bathroom now.

[03:33:52] Is that racist?

[03:33:57] How do you fill up the sink if the water's just going down?

[03:34:00] Let me ask my Hispanic friend.

[03:34:14] Let me call my Hispanic friend.

[03:34:18] I feel like, yeah I feel like I'm like from America and I eat hamburgers.

[03:34:22] Is that racist?

[03:34:23] That's gotta be racist.

[03:34:24] I'm sorry Gerson.

[03:34:25] That was not nice.

[03:34:26] No, there's gotta be a way to save water, bro.

[03:34:30] I want to do it, bro

[03:34:32] I'm calling my Hispanic friend right now to teach me the ways

[03:34:35] That's not clean

[03:34:37] No guys, I'm just rinsing it with soap

[03:34:40] Getting rid of the stains and stuff, the heart stuff

[03:34:42] And then putting in the dishwasher and running the dishwasher

[03:34:45] That's the method that has been working very good for me

[03:34:48] Can you eat rice, bro?

[03:34:50] Rice is good carbs, bro

[03:34:53] I'd rather eat rice and eat a hamburger

[03:34:56] A pre-made hamburger

[03:34:58] Yo, yo I'm shooting right now.

[03:35:02] Yo I'm shooting 100k people bro, and you're like, you know how to like clean dishes. So I'm cleaning dishes right?

[03:35:08] And my channel is like stop wasting the water right?

[03:35:11] And they're saying like you could fill up the sink with hot water and dish soap?

[03:35:16] See okay that that is a good method. If you want to just let them sit there to like rinse off and then you like

[03:35:23] Like basically get a queen's budget or or rinse the sponge out and then just basically like

[03:35:28] Okay, because right now I'm just rinsing every dish

[03:35:47] Yeah, but this I just want to be a Hispanic person like there's gotta be a better way

[03:35:52] How do I how do I drain this? How do I make the water not go in?

[03:35:58] like from someone who's just standing and lives in a modern apartment, do you know what I do?

[03:36:03] What?

[03:36:04] I just use a dishwasher.

[03:36:07] So my message is...

[03:36:14] Ragecobear1 just subscribed. We sew back jeffery.

[03:36:18] They're just making fun of me for wasting water, bro.

[03:36:21] How, bro? Dude, what are they parking watching?

[03:36:24] I understand it as an electricity, like, you have lights on and stuff, but, bro,

[03:36:27] Water is like no more than like bro. I live with my girlfriend and I take showers every other day using this washer

[03:36:32] And I use the what do you call that? I like wash clothes every night other day

[03:36:36] I try to pay no more than $15 to $20

[03:36:39] Damn, bro. All right, bro. I appreciate it. All right. I'm gonna get back to washing dishes, right?

[03:36:45] All right, so bro

[03:36:47] See chat. I just call it a spanish person bro. They don't do that method, bro

[03:36:51] This method I'm doing chat is the most ethical way to watch the dishes, alright?

[03:36:56] So don't you guys ever pocket-watch me ever again tell me I'm wasting water and all that because I'm gonna just

[03:37:09] You know what I'm saying, a whole lot of game stuff.

[03:37:11] Where did my bread off from New York?

[03:37:14] Alright, let's get back to work.

[03:37:16] Let's get back to work.

[03:37:17] Sorry, Jeff, not so good bro.

[03:37:19] I was down to do the Hispanic method, bro, but we've got to stick with what works, you know what I'm saying?

[03:37:26] So, yes, guys, I reduce my traffic, but it's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[03:37:35] It gives me a sense of responsibility.

[03:37:43] I told you guys bro, there's no dishes, there's no dishes chef, I told you guys bro, you

[03:37:59] It just looks bad.

[03:38:03] It just looks bad.

[03:38:06] But our Thomas you got.

[03:38:09] They're going to scare me into dishes.

[03:38:14] What's that about me?

[03:38:19] Boom!

[03:38:23] This washer is my best friend bro.

[03:38:25] Has that one ever switched up on me game?

[03:38:29] Yeah, what's your squish bro?

[03:38:36] Asian jack, Asian jack.

[03:38:39] Yeah, my squishy Asian jack.

[03:38:44] How do I clog your sink though?

[03:38:51] How do you guys fill up the sink and not look the water down?

[03:38:58] You guys don't want to talk no?

[03:39:05] What's that, huh?

[03:39:06] I don't know what's going on.

[03:39:10] So, you think?

[03:39:13] You better talk to him, bro.

[03:39:17] You can't, you can't.

[03:39:19] Okay, get trained for this.

[03:39:38] Blend stream ending.

[03:39:39] Look under your sink.

[03:39:40] Probably have a little brown black thing plugged in.

[03:39:42] Bro, we've touched a video on how to be a Hispanic dishwasher cleaner.

[03:39:48] I'm gonna try to make it real.

[03:39:50] I actually want to save water, bro.

[03:39:52] Even if I'm rich chat, I want to be broke things, because it's a good habit, bro.

[03:39:58] It's a great habit.

[03:40:00] If you want to be rich chat, you have to act broke, bro.

[03:40:04] That's how it is, bro.

[03:40:06] It's a great habit.

[03:40:08] It's a great habit.

[03:40:10] If you want to be rich chat, you have to act broke, bro.

[03:40:14] That's how it is.

[03:40:16] That's how it is, girl.

[03:40:19] My mom was always right.

[03:40:21] Save water, turn off the lights when you're out of the house.

[03:40:25] It doesn't matter if it's your wish, Chad.

[03:40:28] I know you guys think I'm a millionaire, girl,

[03:40:31] and yes, I am, but it doesn't matter

[03:40:34] because I'm still a regular human.

[03:40:37] You know what I'm saying?

[03:40:40] I'm stuck in this water.

[03:40:43] Okay, that's not my hope. That's because I have too much money, bro. It's not my hope.

[03:41:01] I didn't have a calendar. I didn't have a fan. I didn't have a calendar. I have to find those people myself. It's not my hope.

[03:41:13] How does this guy know I'm a piece of shit?

[03:41:15] Yo, this guy's a girl.

[03:41:17] What the hell is that?

[03:41:19] This is weird.

[03:41:22] Oh man, my hands are hurting.

[03:41:24] It's so hot.

[03:41:30] That road is basically almost done.

[03:41:34] Look at this one.

[03:41:43] I'm basically almost done.

[03:41:49] I'm basically like almost there.

[03:41:57] I'm going to go over.

[03:42:02] I'm just going to make a lot of room.

[03:42:08] I'm just going to go over.

[03:42:13] We did it guys.

[03:42:20] Me and you.

[03:42:23] We did it guys.

[03:42:28] Holy.

[03:42:29] Alright.

[03:42:30] I'm valing the team myself.

[03:42:31] I'm never letting them get this bad everything.

[03:42:32] Like I'm having a look.

[03:42:33] I'm on chat.

[03:42:34] I'm on chat.

[03:42:35] I'm on chat.

[03:42:36] I'm on chat.

[03:42:37] I'm never letting it get this bad every day.

[03:42:39] Like, I'm having a look.

[03:42:41] And on Chats life, I'm never letting it get this bad every day.

[03:42:45] Like, on Chats life.

[03:42:47] This is bad, bro.

[03:42:49] This is not good.

[03:42:51] We're gonna use the right clicker.

[03:42:54] So we're gonna have to clean this.

[03:42:56] I'm gonna do this on who?

[03:43:01] On you guys' chat.

[03:43:02] Look what I got.

[03:43:03] Look what I got.

[03:43:04] When y'all are grown, I know y'all are young, but when y'all are grown, that's gotta get,

[03:43:09] you guys gotta get one of these stuff.

[03:43:19] You guys gotta get one of these stuff.

[03:43:24] Y'all, y'all know what this is called?

[03:43:30] Y'all know, y'all know.

[03:43:34] One minute.

[03:44:04] All right, what did I say the dishes are done?

[03:44:13] I always feel so good after cleaning dishes bro.

[03:44:17] It's like one of the things that makes me happy in this world bro.

[03:44:20] Let me clean the sides real quick.

[03:44:23] And yes guys, this is not hand soap.

[03:44:26] This is dish soap.

[03:44:28] I just didn't have any hand soap.

[03:44:30] Man, we're having great habits, bro.

[03:44:39] Old Jeff would have never cleaned this shit, that's how you don't reform, man.

[03:44:45] This is how y'all know, chat, that I'm a different man, you know what I'm saying?

[03:44:54] All right, we're done.

[03:45:01] That was in the chat, man.

[03:45:05] To all my 90,000 viewers in here,

[03:45:09] let's get some dubbies in the chat, bro.

[03:45:12] Because your mom did it?

[03:45:14] No, even when I was living at the Royal House,

[03:45:17] I never cleaned my dishes.

[03:45:19] Well, I did, but then my back started hurting

[03:45:22] Bring it next up for me, this is kind of satisfying to me.

[03:45:37] It's kind of satisfying though, that cat.

[03:45:40] So satisfying.

[03:45:47] Come on, back race room.

[03:45:49] Come on, back race room.

[03:45:52] Get some W's in the channel.

[03:46:02] You're pretty skinny, bro.

[03:46:07] We did it.

[03:46:09] We did it, Chad.

[03:46:11] We cleaned the dishes.

[03:46:14] Oh, here we go.

[03:46:16] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[03:46:21] And...

[03:46:25] Two hundred.

[03:46:31] And now this one.

[03:46:34] The best part.

[03:46:37] You see the dishwasher right here?

[03:46:42] That occurs, bro. No, my back actually does hurt when I do wash the dishes.

[03:46:46] Look, the best part. Push this in.

[03:46:51] Open the box. Get yourself one of these. Put it in the box. Close it. Get all that water.

[03:47:06] Close the dishwasher. Press start. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. And you get clean dishes. Just like that.

[03:47:15] Look at the sink. Look at the sink.

[03:47:17] Look at the sink.

[03:47:20] Like how satisfying is that?

[03:47:22] Like someone tell me right now how satisfying this is. Please, bro. Like this is just beautiful to look at.

[03:47:30] I mean it's- Yo, did y'all listen to me and do a before and after photo? Because damn.

[03:47:36] Whatever, bro. Back's risen. Hold up. I need to clean the rice cooker real quick because I need to use it.

[03:47:42] All right, I'll raise you guys up, but I don't have much time.

[03:47:44] I got 15 minutes to eat.

[03:47:49] I got 15 minutes to eat.

[03:48:14] Y'all thought I wasn't gonna see my dishes, just show the sink.

[03:48:24] Y'all like the floor?

[03:48:40] Alright, I'm not going to lie to the middle, Chad, is this what we mess here at home?

[03:49:08] It's not that messy, right?

[03:49:11] It's not that messy, right?

[03:49:14] Wait, are those pet tops?

[03:49:16] No, it's not.

[03:49:19] All right.

[03:49:20] This is your first time showing Clicking and Cleaning

[03:49:23] this thing to 90,000 viewers?

[03:49:24] Yeah.

[03:49:25] So right now we have 90,000 viewers, and they all

[03:49:28] enjoy my, um, they all enjoy me Clicking and Cleaning

[03:49:32] this thing.

[03:49:33] All right, let's watch it.

[03:49:34] Let's watch it right now.

[03:49:36] Washing the rice filter?

[03:49:38] What's that water off the work floor before it cracks?

[03:49:41] No, it's gonna dry though.

[03:49:42] It's gonna dry.

[03:49:43] Ahhhh!

[03:49:45] Ahhhh!

[03:49:46] Ahhhh!

[03:49:47] Ahhhh!

[03:49:50] Digitian just re-subbed for 46 months.

[03:49:53] Mr. Popular.

[03:49:55] I'm happy man.

[03:49:58] I'm happy man.

[03:50:02] Thank you brother.

[03:50:04] Appreciate you brother.

[03:50:05] I'm chocolate!

[03:50:07] I'm chocolate!

[03:50:09] I'm chocolate!

[03:50:11] Thank you.

[03:50:13] For your kindly for cleaning this shit out of me.

[03:50:18] I know it's something that I should

[03:50:20] get in the habit of cleaning,

[03:50:22] but I need some trust.

[03:50:24] It's like one inch of y'all are crying.

[03:50:28] That's what I'm saying.

[03:50:30] Well, it's not good!

[03:50:32] I want to be on my 30%

[03:50:34] I would say Mr. Populon.

[03:50:41] You should have seen the whole show.

[03:50:44] The old chat, it was like, something else.

[03:50:50] I used to throw an ass throw.

[03:50:53] I used to do that, you know what I'm saying?

[03:50:55] When you say throw it, I'm probably going to make food,

[03:50:57] eat, and then go sit there.

[03:51:01] I'm going to probably make food, play some Dora and then Enshima 11 and then go to the gym, that's my plan.

[03:51:11] What do you guys think about that plan? Fair battle.

[03:51:15] There, that's pretty clean.

[03:51:25] Start making the chicken legs.

[03:51:27] Clean the glass. Clean the glass. Clean the glass.

[03:51:42] Let's make a bedding soup. That's how we're at it.

[03:51:51] I'm gonna make so much freaking food then.

[03:51:55] Oh my god, should have just distracted my life, man.

[03:51:58] I can't do this anymore, bro.

[03:52:02] I wish, I just, sometimes I just wish I had a

[03:52:05] a 5-4 Latina girlfriend to come in my house

[03:52:09] and make food for me every day.

[03:52:11] But that's like the perfect world, right?

[03:52:16] Think about it, Chad. If I had a...

[03:52:18] It's my girlfriend with my wife and they sleep with me and she could just make my

[03:52:24] food for me. I couldn't be on my set up all day like a chug, exactly. I could be

[03:52:29] exactly and just do nothing all day just stay on my set up.

[03:52:33] I'm a grown man. I'm a grown man.

[03:52:38] These were all of them.

[03:52:40] Why are my hands so hot?

[03:52:48] Let's make the veggies, bro.

[03:52:53] Let's make the veggies.

[03:52:55] Hold the, I thought it was real.

[03:52:58] Oh, Chad, definitely real real.

[03:53:00] We have some of them.

[03:53:01] I have a lot of beautiful ones.

[03:53:04] Wing well, wing well.

[03:53:06] Chicken fat, what dish will you use?

[03:53:12] Don't plan on it.

[03:53:14] Only mothers know about that.

[03:53:15] I got bad news we are out of Tessa, so we are going to have to buy more of Tessa more

[03:53:40] If you know you know, check. I got a scratch in my ass.

[03:53:54] If you know you know.

[03:53:57] Well.

[03:53:58] I'm a chudd.

[03:54:11] Dude, I actually didn't say that to myself a lot and I think I'd be coming to chudd,

[03:54:15] bro.

[03:54:16] I'm not even kidding.

[03:54:17] Are we going to make something?

[03:54:18] Like seriously?

[03:54:19] Like where are you selling right now?

[03:54:21] Like where are you?

[03:54:22] Like where are you selling so hard?

[03:54:23] We're actually doing so well, and we actually have to make it clean, but we actually gotta make it clean.

[03:54:32] But we gotta stop doing it. We gotta stop doing it.

[03:54:35] Okay, first thing we gotta do. First thing we gotta do. Clean your table is dirty.

[03:54:43] How do I even clean it bro? First thing we gotta do bro, we gotta make rice.

[03:54:49] Y'all want to see how Asian people make rice?

[03:54:51] I'm gonna show you right now, okay?

[03:54:54] Get the rice cooker here.

[03:54:56] Don't dry it.

[03:54:57] My mom will be like,

[03:54:57] get a paper towel and dry it.

[03:54:58] I don't care, bro.

[03:55:00] We're gonna get the rice cooker, okay?

[03:55:02] We're gonna open the box.

[03:55:06] We're gonna get one bag of rice.

[03:55:09] We're gonna open this.

[03:55:14] We're gonna get a couple of rice.

[03:55:15] And we're going to put it in the box.

[03:55:20] What?

[03:55:21] It's water.

[03:55:22] We're going to put it back inside.

[03:55:27] Now, we've got the rice, right?

[03:55:35] Look at how I'm going to wash it.

[03:55:38] Cold water.

[03:55:39] Make sure it's cold water, right?

[03:55:42] And spin to your right. I want you to spin to your right.

[03:55:46] You see this? You see how you're right? You see your finger?

[03:55:50] You see how I've been right? You can see that's it, Lincoln.

[03:55:54] Whoa. 67 times. Finger. Finger to the right. Finger to the right.

[03:56:00] Whoa.

[03:56:03] Drop.

[03:56:05] Finger it. What are you doing for this?

[03:56:07] Someone's asking in the chat,

[03:56:08] I will just why you do this to cook your rice because chapter the right has this bad name I don't know what it's exactly called

[03:56:19] but it's called something you want to get rid of that you want to cook your rice

[03:56:24] you don't want dirty rice because what happens when you do dirty rice becomes destroyed

[03:56:32] You're going to keep staying in the right.

[03:56:36] You know what I'm saying?

[03:56:40] Keep staying in the right.

[03:56:44] People in the US might have been right.

[03:56:48] Well that's because that's the main thing.

[03:56:52] So we can keep people from that. This is a way, man.

[03:56:56] We can keep people from so young we're over there.

[03:57:00] We're putting it in the box, just like that, you got yourself, right, w's in the chat, let's

[03:57:25] Let's get some W's in the chat.

[03:57:42] Let's get some W's in the chat.

[03:57:46] Let's put some hot water in.

[03:57:48] Pull.

[03:57:49] Done.

[03:57:50] Drop all of this.

[03:58:17] I love being clean, Jack.

[03:58:24] It's a nice thing to do.

[03:58:28] It's very therapeutic, for sure.

[03:58:35] Very therapeutic.

[03:58:38] Clean house.

[03:58:41] It's a clean environment.

[03:58:43] Clean body means you make more money.

[03:58:47] You understand me?

[03:58:48] Don't let nobody tell you that not being clean, especially if you do it yourself.

[03:58:56] You can hire a maid.

[03:58:58] She doesn't weigh better than you, of course.

[03:59:00] Like me?

[03:59:01] But when you're saving money, you can't afford that.

[03:59:04] You know me?

[03:59:05] So why not doing it yourself?

[03:59:07] Doing everything yourself is the method, bro.

[03:59:12] Taking care of the stuff, shouting the stuff.

[03:59:17] This is the method, man.

[03:59:20] Look at this.

[03:59:22] Look at these crumbs in my house.

[03:59:25] Doesn't it feel good, chef, to get rid of the crumbs in your house?

[03:59:31] I'm doing what a bad Asian person would do, like, I have shoes in the house.

[03:59:36] But it's all good.

[03:59:38] I'm probably the best Asian in the world.

[03:59:40] So it doesn't matter.

[03:59:42] All right?

[03:59:43] I'm gonna box up the crumbs now.

[03:59:45] Pull box.

[03:59:49] Pull box.

[03:59:57] And this big carpet too.

[04:00:00] I'm gonna crash it and stuff in the light.

[04:00:05] And voila.

[04:00:08] Look at that, crumbs gone, 200 out of my box.

[04:00:14] Put the crumbs out.

[04:00:16] Ready?

[04:00:17] So that's part ready for this one.

[04:00:19] This one.

[04:00:22] This one.

[04:00:23] This one.

[04:00:24] This one.

[04:00:25] This one.

[04:00:26] This one.

[04:00:27] This one.

[04:00:28] This one.

[04:00:29] Wow.

[04:00:30] That was an enchantment.

[04:00:33] That was an enchantment.

[04:00:38] Clicking your house has got to be one of the best things you can do for yourself.

[04:00:42] So different beauty, bro.

[04:00:49] Yo, Asian Jeff, I see your six pack, bro.

[04:00:51] How would you have such big six packs?

[04:00:53] Um, just gotta, just gotta, just gotta get lean, bro.

[04:00:59] Both of them snapped.

[04:01:03] Boom, that's one.

[04:01:04] Boom, that's two.

[04:01:08] Oh, that's three trash can right here.

[04:01:13] Oh, that's another one.

[04:01:15] Self-emotion.

[04:01:17] One, two hundred.

[04:01:19] Two dishes.

[04:01:21] Oh, two hundred.

[04:01:23] Next, table top.

[04:01:25] Oh, two hundred.

[04:01:27] Let's take a picture of a pet time.

[04:01:29] Here's a pet time.

[04:01:31] Pet time! Pet time! I love taking pet time!

[04:01:34] Yes, sir! You can get a pet time!

[04:01:37] Alright, I just posted hella snaps, Chad.

[04:01:40] Chad, I just posted hella snaps, and my manager told me to post hella snaps

[04:01:43] so I just posted, like, each snaps in the snap trustworthy.

[04:01:46] Alright, what else am I going to make for food?

[04:01:48] Oh, I'm so overstimulated. Chad, I just cleaned the dishes

[04:01:51] and I just sweep my floor and now I have to make food.

[04:01:54] Woooah!

[04:01:56] Alright, do you guys want to see how I make my chicken?

[04:02:00] Steak and rice.

[04:02:02] Let me just see what I need to make.

[04:02:13] Okay, let's start on the meal, let's start on the meal two first.

[04:02:32] What do you guys think about me cleaning on the dishes?

[04:02:57] Good.

[04:02:58] All right, how many are 50 grams?

[04:03:27] Ready?

[04:03:29] 150 grams

[04:03:33] 150 grams

[04:03:38] 150 grams

[04:03:42] I just wanna die

[04:03:47] I just wanna die

[04:03:51] I just wanna die

[04:03:54] I just want to die. I just want to die.

[04:04:01] Nobody's expecting that I'm getting you by. Everybody knows I'm getting you by.

[04:04:05] You're the one that's just projecting and I know. You're the one that's expecting.

[04:04:09] I don't want to lose.

[04:04:13] Good job.

[04:04:16] Are you opening up?

[04:04:24] Boom.

[04:04:26] 150.

[04:04:28] Alright.

[04:04:30] Chad, let me see what else we need.

[04:04:32] 160.

[04:04:34] 150.

[04:04:36] 150.

[04:04:38] 150.

[04:04:40] Okay.

[04:04:42] Let's see what else we need.

[04:04:44] 160.

[04:04:46] 150.

[04:04:48] 150.

[04:04:50] 150.

[04:04:52] Let's do two word

[04:05:01] So I'm running out of groceries left and right bro, it's not for book shop

[04:05:04] It's how you know I'm locked in bro. I'm eating everything in my fridge, man

[04:05:08] I'm so proud of myself. I haven't go to action so long man

[04:05:12] So I have a straight back to this music

[04:05:16] So I have a half

[04:05:18] Mike is good, man.

[04:05:20] Mike is good, bruddas.

[04:05:24] Bruddas.

[04:05:28] What's going on? I'm just making food or whatever.

[04:05:41] I died.

[04:05:44] All right, so that's done.

[04:05:47] What else do I need?

[04:05:50] Yeah, how do you do me easy enough? I'm doing good, but I'm gonna I'm gonna make some good food

[04:05:55] 180 grand asparagus

[04:05:58] So I don't have a spirit. Oh, so rice is done, ground beef needs to be made, chicken, cucumbers, chocolate, oh, that's about it

[04:06:08] So I just gotta boil this and then I gotta make my beef and chicken.

[04:06:11] I got to make my chicken burders. I got to make my chicken

[04:06:16] burders. I got to make my chicken burders. I got to make my chicken burders. Look at this, ready?

[04:06:23] Cold water. This is how you got to boil vegetables, okay? Cold water. This, cold water. Get it to a layer where all the

[04:06:31] veggies are colored by the cold water, right? So you don't want to do too much water.

[04:06:35] But this should be around good, right? You don't want any of the veggies to

[04:06:41] be like like on the top of the water

[04:06:48] chrism 305 just subscribed

[04:06:53] prism bro thank you for the freaking

[04:06:57] selling my boy

[04:06:59] appreciate you blood my goat

[04:07:03] pretty human you're actually

[04:07:09] I'll show you my six packs since you gave me some.

[04:07:20] I got you, bro.

[04:07:22] Essa culaya.

[04:07:23] What does that mean, sir?

[04:07:25] Alright, let's go to the beach.

[04:07:39] Y'all want to see me cook chicken? Yes or no in the chat.

[04:07:45] I don't want to die. How's it going? Still making food? I just clean dishes and I'm making food now. Now I'm making food.

[04:07:53] I don't make food until I clean all my dishes out of there. That's a good habit to have.

[04:07:58] Um, ground beef, you know, I'm actually like losing myself from the streaming stuff.

[04:08:03] Like, I should be eating, yeah, I'm making two meals again, but I should be eating meal

[04:08:08] too before I stream.

[04:08:10] I haven't even ate, I ate breakfast before I started my stream today.

[04:08:14] Like, I'm not locked in right now with my meal times.

[04:08:18] So like, streaming is making me so like, ugh, it's just like this view bar, bro.

[04:08:23] It's just, he's just making me obsessed with streaming, bro.

[04:08:25] It's in me off, man.

[04:08:27] Chicken breast.

[04:08:29] One in here.

[04:08:30] You're looking good, bro.

[04:08:31] You see what I mean?

[04:08:32] Like, this guy just said I'm looking good,

[04:08:33] and now I have the flex must expect.

[04:08:35] I must expect.

[04:09:05] Oh, Jesus, where did he come from?

[04:09:17] Jeff, try to do a game of fighting stand apart from me.

[04:09:20] Are you trying to hurt me?

[04:09:22] Are you trying to do a game of fighting?

[04:09:28] 180.

[04:09:30] 180.

[04:09:33] one of you one of you one of you let me down on your butt let me down on your butt

[04:09:50] chat let me not on your butt let me not on your butt

[04:09:56] 180

[04:09:59] dude what is this freaky ass on here

[04:10:04] little punk

[04:10:06] 180 chat 180 grad chicken right here you didn't know you didn't know now you know

[04:10:50] Go back to watching the dishes.

[04:11:20] your bands

[04:11:22] check me out

[04:11:24] what else i gotta do?

[04:11:26] oh slow down

[04:11:32] oh shoot

[04:11:34] my right sticker just burned out hot water in my hand

[04:11:36] you see that?

[04:11:38] it actually hurt

[04:11:42] oh no

[04:11:44] Now, Chad, it's a movie. Chad, is this going the bottom or the top? Is this going the bottom

[04:11:57] Like this, or like that.

[04:12:04] You guys ready?

[04:12:07] I'm going to show you the chicken method.

[04:12:17] You guys ready? I'm going to show you the chicken method.

[04:12:31] You guys ready?

[04:12:32] Oh my goodness, why is it slipping away here, bro?

[04:12:45] It's the cucumber, man, I'm telling you, bro.

[04:12:50] Alright, I'm going to show you guys the chicken method, okay?

[04:13:01] This is how you don't need to cook chicken and wait 7 hours for chicken, right?

[04:13:06] So what you're going to want to do, right?

[04:13:08] You're going to cut the buckles.

[04:13:12] You're going to just go ahead.

[04:13:16] See, I don't know what this is, right?

[04:13:19] You're going to just throw the chicken like that.

[04:13:22] Okay?

[04:13:24] You're going to just throw the chicken.

[04:13:26] It's backwards. That's what I'm saying, bro.

[04:13:28] You know, y'all are selling me, bro.

[04:13:30] It's like this right?

[04:13:32] It's not like that right?

[04:13:34] It's like this.

[04:13:36] Chad, it's selling me bro.

[04:13:38] I don't know how to grab it anyway.

[04:13:40] This is definitely like that.

[04:13:42] No, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

[04:13:44] y'all are trolling me bro.

[04:13:46] Y'all are trolling me bro.

[04:13:48] Chad, is it this way?

[04:13:50] Or is it that way?

[04:13:52] Please bro, please tell me bro, please.

[04:13:54] Please, I need this.

[04:13:56] I need this.

[04:13:58] This little girl...

[04:14:01] No, like my chat is fine. Like I have 90,000 viewers and nobody even talking to me right now.

[04:14:05] Just one person my chat is talking to, bro. Like I just can't, bro.

[04:14:09] Whatever. I'll learn it myself. The hard way.

[04:14:12] Hopefully I did it the right way.

[04:14:15] Call your mom, bro.

[04:14:17] Nah, there's no need for a call. I'm a grown man.

[04:14:20] I'm just gonna call her a check-in there.

[04:14:23] Alright, ready?

[04:14:24] Are you alright with this?

[04:14:26] So I just did seven chicken breasts, right?

[04:14:29] And guess how much that was?

[04:14:30] $13.

[04:14:31] Guess how much protein it is?

[04:14:32] Guess how much protein it is?

[04:14:34] This is probably 400 grams of protein for $13.

[04:14:37] You guys go to Chipotle and go buy yourself a Chipotle bowl for $15 or 40 grams of protein.

[04:14:42] Lock in bro, we are not the same.

[04:14:44] We are not the same, Jack.

[04:14:46] You seasoning it yet?

[04:14:47] I'm not sure you're not seasoning it.

[04:14:49] Alright, I'm good.

[04:14:54] I'll show you guys how to do it.

[04:14:59] Hello, Mrs. Tron.

[04:15:15] Hello, Chad.

[04:15:16] What's going on?

[04:15:18] Ready?

[04:15:29] Y'all ready for the seasoning?

[04:15:31] Do you put the water first, or do you put the chicken, the seasoning first?

[04:15:40] All right.

[04:15:46] Honestly, I don't know, bro.

[04:15:49] Again, life is an experiment, bro.

[04:15:52] You live and you learn.

[04:15:53] Nobody in my chat is even telling me how to cook.

[04:15:55] So, L chat and chat, man.

[04:15:57] Steamboil, this is a slow cooker, bro.

[04:16:00] This is a slow cooker.

[04:16:02] I'm doing this for seven hours on low heat.

[04:16:04] Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up to really gas, chicken and philine.

[04:16:08] Okay, my hands are dirty.

[04:16:10] I'm gonna paper towel all that.

[04:16:12] All right, I got my dirty hands on the seasoning.

[04:16:14] on the seasoning it's all good it happens. Salt.

[04:16:21] Psychic salt in there you know what I'm saying.

[04:16:25] Now we've got to go ahead pepper and more fingering.

[04:16:36] You like that? You like that chef?

[04:16:37] Chef you like that? I know. Tell me if you guys like this one.

[04:16:41] Tell me if you guys like this.

[04:16:45] You like the sound of it?

[04:16:47] No, no, you like that?

[04:16:53] Yeah, I know you guys like that.

[04:16:55] Do you have too much show?

[04:16:57] You gotta go.

[04:17:02] No!

[04:17:11] Yeah, I know you guys like that.

[04:17:14] Yeah, I know you guys like that.

[04:17:16] Your fire approach, look, there it go.

[04:17:19] Right now, the rest is in check.

[04:17:22] We don't like this.

[04:17:24] I'll get a literal cup for this.

[04:17:27] Four, one.

[04:17:29] What?

[04:17:30] Oh, you're...

[04:17:32] O-P-X-C 11,323 just subscribed.

[04:17:45] Just one cup of water. Will that do, yes or no?

[04:17:48] Or should I do two cups of this and one chicken?

[04:17:51] No, some, we chat. You know what, I'm just going to have to ask Patrick to help me.

[04:18:02] Jeff, you can't eat anymore. It's too late. I have to, bro. Sometimes you have to make

[04:18:14] exceptions, bro. You guys want to help me, right? So I gotta help myself. Yo, Chad, you

[04:18:18] too. What's up? What's up? Can you hear me? I hear you. What's up? So I just put,

[04:18:26] like, eight chicken breasts in this low cooker. I didn't put the water yet. I seasoned them

[04:18:31] with some lemon pepper and stuff, some salt and pepper, right?

[04:18:34] And then I started like, fingering the chicken,

[04:18:36] like just matching it, like massaging it,

[04:18:39] making sure all the seasoning gets in there, right?

[04:18:41] And then I just put one cup of water,

[04:18:44] really one cup of water, cold water,

[04:18:46] into the, into the, into the slow cooker, right?

[04:18:49] Since I did like, one, two, three, four, five,

[04:18:52] seven chicken breasts, should I do two cups,

[04:18:55] or is that too much water?

[04:18:58] One cup of water is probably fine,

[04:18:59] even for several chicken breasts,

[04:19:01] since the slow cooker traps moisture

[04:19:03] and the chicken releases its own juices.

[04:19:06] You don't want to drown it.

[04:19:07] If you prefer a little more broth,

[04:19:09] you could add maybe half a cup more,

[04:19:11] but you definitely don't need to double it.

[04:19:13] Okay, okay.

[04:19:15] And, and, and, and, did I do it right?

[04:19:18] Because I feel like, like if I put in the water

[04:19:20] after I season it doesn't like,

[04:19:22] doesn't it get rid of the seasoning or my trip?

[04:19:25] You're not tripping.

[04:19:26] Some seasoning may shift around once you add water,

[04:19:29] But it's normal. The flavors will still spread throughout as the chicken cooks.

[04:19:33] Okay, now I just put the top on the top, right? Even though I've used the low heat for 7 hours, right?

[04:19:39] Exactly. Pop that lid on.

[04:19:42] Pop that lid on, bros!

[04:19:44] You got it.

[04:19:45] Yes, sir!

[04:19:49] Catch you later. Good luck with that chicken.

[04:19:52] You got salmonella on the phone, it's okay bro, we all have one life check.

[04:20:02] Oh no, now I got salmonella on my freaking pants, guys, what am I going to do?

[04:20:10] Everybody stand alone and check.

[04:20:16] Alright, I'm going to point this in.

[04:20:18] I'm beginning to slow the process.

[04:20:21] You feel me?

[04:20:23] Open the other.

[04:20:26] Open the other.

[04:20:29] Open the other.

[04:20:32] Open the other.

[04:20:41] Oh, shoot, I just made my hair slow cooker.

[04:20:46] Seven hours?

[04:20:48] I don't know.

[04:20:50] Now my chicken's cooked and just let tomorrow I wake up to chicken.

[04:20:59] Tomorrow I wake up to chicken.

[04:21:01] I wake up to chicken.

[04:21:03] Chicken, chicken, chicken.

[04:21:06] Let's cook some beef now.

[04:21:07] Let's go ahead and cook some beef.

[04:21:10] Can we get some dubbies and chat about a cook some beef?

[04:21:13] Hello, can we get some, we have 90,000 viewers.

[04:21:16] can we get some dubbies in the chat? Hello!

[04:21:18] Yo, Banis and Permanem, take him out. Send him again. Send him a little water to get a bottom.

[04:21:33] Alright, let's cook some beef, man.

[04:21:35] You're sick and tired.

[04:21:37] Gageons 20 just subscribed.

[04:21:44] Gageons thank you so much, appreciate you.

[04:21:51] Pretty dope.

[04:21:54] I'm gonna cook the leaf track.

[04:21:57] I'm gonna cook all this.

[04:22:00] And then I'll be good for the week.

[04:22:06] Someone said where did all my muscles go?

[04:22:10] Here it is.

[04:22:11] I just got a sleeper belt.

[04:22:13] Funny.

[04:22:15] Which arm is bigger, chat?

[04:22:17] The left or the right?

[04:22:19] Wait, my left or your right?

[04:22:21] Hahahaha!

[04:22:23] Mjx83 just subscribed.

[04:22:26] Hahahaha!

[04:22:27] Mjx83 just subscribed.

[04:22:29] Hahahaha!

[04:22:30] Mjx83 just subscribed.

[04:22:31] Hahahaha!

[04:22:32] Hahahaha!

[04:22:33] Gageyam's 20 just subscribed.

[04:22:36] He's a big boy. He's a big, big boy.

[04:22:39] He's so big that he can't stop playing.

[04:22:42] What the f**k are you doing?!

[04:22:45] MJX83 just subscribed.

[04:22:49] Oh, yeah, I'm a little bit annoyed.

[04:22:52] Yeah, so it's like a cucumber wave, bro.

[04:22:55] It's just so bad. I don't know what I know.

[04:22:57] I don't know how a cucumber goes bad, so bad.

[04:22:59] Yeah baby, I know you love that. Yeah, I know you do. Yeah baby, I know you love that.

[04:23:12] Boy, stop, stop playing with that. You're so dirty. Am I talking to myself or what?

[04:23:20] I think I'm talking the last time, yeah.

[04:23:23] Um, all right.

[04:23:26] It's hot.

[04:23:27] Chat.

[04:23:28] Are you all ready for me to cook the beef?

[04:23:30] Yes or no?

[04:23:31] I'm chatting.

[04:23:33] You're watching this?

[04:23:35] For the one last time.

[04:23:40] Just watch my hands for the one last time, boss.

[04:23:44] So that's all.

[04:23:46] I'm gonna show you guys how to cook, okay?

[04:23:48] It's not hard, Chad. Ready?

[04:23:50] It's hot, right?

[04:23:52] So now what you're gonna wanna do

[04:23:55] is you're gonna go ahead and just grab meat, okay?

[04:24:00] See all this meat?

[04:24:00] I got it from Aldi's, so I'm gonna get food poisoning.

[04:24:03] So, like this, like this.

[04:24:07] Let's see this.

[04:24:11] So it's very close, okay?

[04:24:14] So, kind of, see this?

[04:24:16] Go box? Go box?

[04:24:18] I'm gonna take out the trash.

[04:24:20] Ready?

[04:24:27] Go on here.

[04:24:28] That's your room. That's why you don't take out the trash.

[04:24:30] You gotta push it down, so that it's open to the room.

[04:24:33] So leave it.

[04:24:34] Leave it here.

[04:24:36] Leave it here.

[04:24:38] Leave it here.

[04:24:41] Leave it here.

[04:24:46] I'm going to be yours.

[04:24:48] Free?

[04:24:48] Totally not.

[04:24:50] Cross the tan nation, wash your hands now.

[04:24:52] Yes, I know.

[04:24:54] I know, brother.

[04:24:56] Get all of these cleaned, bro.

[04:25:01] That'll be the trick.

[04:25:03] See?

[04:25:03] On my cheek.

[04:25:06] Get all of them on my cheek.

[04:25:09] Yo, how do you clean them like this?

[04:25:12] There's like a lot of like meat.

[04:25:14] It looks like he's stuck.

[04:25:23] Dad, you can see. How do you clean the microwave?

[04:25:26] Cleaning the microwave is pretty simple. Just heat a bowl of water. You can add a bit of lemon or vinegar if you want for a few minutes.

[04:25:33] What was that? Did not know what?

[04:25:36] I was saying you can heat a bowl of water in the microwave. Just water alone works. Or you can add a bit of vinegar or lemon if you want.

[04:25:43] Did you see that? Did I?

[04:25:45] No problem. Just heat up a bowl of water. You can add lemon or vinegar if you want.

[04:25:50] Then, there you are. Wait, so you're telling me I just put a bowl of cold water in the microwave

[04:25:56] and just microwave it and it was clean and microwaved?

[04:25:59] Exactly. If tea will loosen all the gum, afterward you just wipe it down with a cloth or sponge

[04:26:05] and it'll be nice and clean.

[04:26:07] I don't understand. So I get a white bolt. I fill it up to the brim.

[04:26:12] I put it in the microwave. I heat it up for two minutes. It explodes water everywhere.

[04:26:17] And then it's clean. Is that what you're saying?

[04:26:20] Oh no, definitely not to the brim. Just as safe a mouth like a cup or so.

[04:26:24] You heat it until it steams, not explodes.

[04:26:27] Once it's steaming inside, you open the door and wipe out the softened splatters.

[04:26:31] Can I just use the scrub daddy with the J-Soap? Or is that the second one?

[04:26:41] Not just cut tail. A little fish soap on a scrub daddy or a sponge works perfectly fine to wipe away the loose and dry.

[04:26:48] Just rinse after I wash it off.

[04:26:49] I'll chat and throw lots of matter over. Somebody tell me how to clean the microwave.

[04:26:53] Somebody tell me how to clean the microwave please.

[04:26:56] Please count.

[04:26:58] Please remain.

[04:27:00] Please count.

[04:27:04] Please.

[04:27:06] Let me go.

[04:27:12] Add to these elements.

[04:27:14] So, 30 for our online ones.

[04:27:16] Then, please count.

[04:27:18] We're not we don't play for any of the only um yo congrats on the view throw you work so

[04:27:38] hard thank you Bob Chad we don't we don't pray for that word of cook we're a cooking

[04:27:42] team you know

[04:27:44] not a video like that

[04:27:48] no you don't

[04:27:50] straight vina straight vina

[04:27:52] fill it bro that's too complicated can you send me a video bro

[04:27:56] I'm a visual learning model

[04:27:58] I'm a visual learning

[04:28:00] you know this

[04:28:04] no I'm a visual learning

[04:28:06] So you need to pick the chicken up and scrub it down with a shirt.

[04:28:25] Grab the chicken towel.

[04:28:26] You know what?

[04:28:27] I'm banging this.

[04:28:28] Guys, send me a video.

[04:28:29] I don't understand what you guys are saying.

[04:28:30] I'm not a good reader.

[04:28:31] I watch videos and I learn.

[04:28:32] That's how I learn.

[04:28:33] I I watched videos and I learned that's how I learned them visual learning

[04:28:38] Let's get one thing

[04:28:43] You guys get one I'm putting down on the table guys. Yes, you're moving the chair

[04:28:59] Go ahead and try the cowboy butters. Okay

[04:29:03] I'm gonna show you guys how to season stuff, okay?

[04:29:06] Boom.

[04:29:08] High ground.

[04:29:08] Make sure it's high ground.

[04:29:10] Don't need, you don't wanna do low ground,

[04:29:12] you wanna do high ground.

[04:29:14] Just shake that drum.

[04:29:15] Do a lot of seasoning.

[04:29:16] You don't wanna be shy of your seasoning.

[04:29:18] Why?

[04:29:18] It's not gonna taste good if you're shy.

[04:29:22] So you wanna do a lot.

[04:29:23] Like I'm talking a lot.

[04:29:24] I'm talking like half of the chicken,

[04:29:27] chicken, whatever the first food,

[04:29:29] you know what I'm saying?

[04:29:30] Boom.

[04:29:31] Now that's done.

[04:29:33] I'm going to go with the pepper now, okay?

[04:29:36] You see this?

[04:29:38] Pepper.

[04:29:40] Boom, 200, not a lot,

[04:29:43] because you're going to lose your hair.

[04:29:44] Someone's mom said.

[04:29:46] And then we're going to add salt.

[04:29:49] And just like that, you guys got perfect beef.

[04:29:52] Never cook again.

[04:29:54] What did I do wrong?

[04:29:56] I don't want to mix it, right?

[04:29:58] And because I'm cooking a lot

[04:29:59] and I have an electric stove,

[04:30:01] It's going to take a minute, but the juices, you see how the juices are coming up?

[04:30:06] That's my problem of cooking a lot of meat.

[04:30:09] I don't know how to extract the juices, the most ethically way, you know what I mean?

[04:30:15] People say you can pay the towel, people say use a trainer or whatever it's called,

[04:30:21] but you know what?

[04:30:22] I speak three-ball of meat, you know what I mean?

[04:30:24] Because do not put that liquid in your breadcrumbs, do not put that liquid in the container

[04:30:30] And what that does, it makes it green, and you're like,

[04:30:33] what?

[04:30:34] Why is my meat green?

[04:30:36] But it's actually liquid.

[04:30:37] And it's hard to just get the meat out.

[04:30:39] It's just liquid.

[04:30:42] But this is how I have a six pack.

[04:30:44] You see this?

[04:30:47] You see my six pack?

[04:30:48] Because of this food right here, boys.

[04:30:51] It's not because of the peptides.

[04:30:53] It's because of the food, bro.

[04:30:54] I'm telling you, bro, your diet is your number one thing,

[04:30:58] chat, you all gotta take care of me. You know, you gotta take care of your guys. You guys

[04:31:06] can take the easy route, Gordash food, you know, you can even tell me, Jeff, you're

[04:31:11] just a shimmer, why don't you just Gordash food? Because I care about my health, so me.

[04:31:16] I wanna be healthy, you know. I don't wanna be a chug. Yeah, I could Gordash food.

[04:31:24] I really can, but am I going to take the easy route?

[04:31:28] No, I'm not.

[04:31:30] Maybe sometime I want to get busy.

[04:31:33] But I make time for cooking, bro.

[04:31:34] I could be a lot better at making time.

[04:31:37] And you know, sticking to my schedule

[04:31:39] could be past your days.

[04:31:40] I'm going to go to the shop for my schedule.

[04:31:43] But I will always be healthy.

[04:31:47] I love being healthy.

[04:31:48] I don't even like being out in the world respectfully.

[04:31:51] I guess to stay in my relationship with food is unhealthy, but I love this, and I've seen

[04:32:00] results, you know what I mean?

[04:32:03] So I might as well keep doing it, bro.

[04:32:07] I might as well keep being healthy, you know what I'm saying?

[04:32:13] Just say you don't have money.

[04:32:15] Well, I definitely have money, though.

[04:32:18] But it's very good to put.

[04:32:20] Can you save money?

[04:32:22] Let's weigh the pros and cons of cooking.

[04:32:24] Save money.

[04:32:26] You get gains.

[04:32:29] You're making it yourself, so you're getting better as you cook.

[04:32:32] And I wasn't always this good at cooking.

[04:32:35] I used to burn my beef when I was living in Canada's house.

[04:32:39] Now I look at this beef.

[04:32:40] Now I know because I cook my food,

[04:32:44] because I've done it so much, I know when the beef is done.

[04:32:47] But y'all are probably thinking, y'all

[04:32:49] probably don't even know that the beef is about to be nearly done. Now I'm gonna

[04:32:53] give you guys, I'm gonna give you guys a tip to know how your beef is done, okay?

[04:32:57] So y'all see how it's brown, right? That means it's done. Y'all see the red? That means it's not.

[04:33:04] Holy my brim just fell off. That actually scared me. I swore it's only this. That actually made me think someone is broken to my house.

[04:33:15] But you see this? You see how some of it's red? That means that it's not done.

[04:33:27] We don't want to eat raw meat.

[04:33:29] You show me.

[04:33:33] We want to eat

[04:33:35] coats

[04:33:37] beef.

[04:33:39] You show me.

[04:33:41] Uncle New York.

[04:33:43] I'm ready about their life.

[04:33:47] You show me.

[04:33:51] So we'll

[04:33:53] we're about to be done with that.

[04:33:55] And you know what another y'all y'all already know like what another

[04:34:02] Thing you could do too you could throw in spaghetti

[04:34:05] Because y'all like pasta spaghetti good though it's in there

[04:34:09] And you can have beef pasta

[04:34:12] But I'd be very uh, I

[04:34:15] Be very like

[04:34:21] Make tacos with a beef throw nah, I can't I'm locked in there

[04:34:25] I see even beef and rice girl it doesn't get boring for me too like the only thing

[04:34:33] that's like the downside of cooking every day is just the time spent right like

[04:34:40] right now like I could be playing for nine game better but I'm all I procrastinate

[04:34:47] a lot like even the dishes I didn't do them until they got filled up and I

[04:34:52] I need to stop doing that.

[04:34:53] Cause dude, sometimes I look at dishes

[04:34:56] and it's overwhelming to me, bro.

[04:34:58] It makes me not even wanna clean the dishes.

[04:35:01] But one thing I found about myself

[04:35:03] is when I know that there's people washing me,

[04:35:06] it makes me clean the dishes.

[04:35:07] I don't know why that works like that,

[04:35:10] but it just blows, bro.

[04:35:13] All right, there's some raw, there's some red meat.

[04:35:16] I'm gonna turn off the heat.

[04:35:18] I'm gonna let it absorb the liquid.

[04:35:20] I'm pretty sure if I just leave it. I don't know the science behind it. If anybody in here is a grown man

[04:35:26] That's 20 plus years old and coats just like me

[04:35:31] You all know what to do this excessive oil or this liquid if I just turn off the heat and just let it sit

[04:35:39] Well, it just a resort into the beef or do I have to drain it does anybody know?

[04:35:45] This is pretty much done

[04:35:47] I'm gonna let it sit here, I'm just gonna let it sit.

[04:35:54] Whoa, over the top.

[04:35:59] That's done, you got it in.

[04:36:05] Drain it.

[04:36:07] How do I drain it?

[04:36:13] Into a jar of left over, save you sink form damage?

[04:36:16] Bro, that's like that's old evil. The same's not me gonna get damaged from the oil though. It's not our problems

[04:36:24] Like we live in 2026 if the same does your damage the apartment will do something for me

[04:36:30] Paper towels, okay

[04:36:34] So I get a paper towel

[04:36:37] Like this right

[04:36:40] Where do I want to do this?

[04:36:43] So I get a paper towel, right?

[04:36:46] I think I just let it sit, don't I think I let I think I let it absorb into the meat

[04:37:08] You know what? Fine, Chad. I'll just do the work.

[04:37:12] I'll just do this method.

[04:37:16] Y'all know about this method? Yes or no?

[04:37:20] Is there a paint right there? This is this part.

[04:37:26] It's fine to heat a little bit of paint though. It's not that deep.

[04:37:30] And I'm going to be microwaving it, so it'll probably took you a little bit more.

[04:37:34] So most of it is, most of it is cooked.

[04:37:36] It's just, it's,

[04:37:37] and you're not gonna die from eating one raw,

[04:37:39] one pink meat, bro.

[04:37:41] Jack, it is working out,

[04:37:43] because I'm just gonna pour it in.

[04:37:45] Yes or no?

[04:37:47] Yes or no, Jack?

[04:37:50] Yes or no, hello?

[04:37:52] Because you guys love it, you drink it all, it's so bad.

[04:37:55] So I gotta do it.

[04:37:57] Hello?

[04:37:57] Am I mutting?

[04:37:59] I'm doing it.

[04:38:02] I'm doing it.

[04:38:04] Dude, this is just dumb, though. We don't need to do that.

[04:38:08] Like, it's going into the meat anyways.

[04:38:10] Why do I need to drain it if it's going into the meat?

[04:38:13] That's just a waste of a pan.

[04:38:17] I did it last week when I was prepping my meat,

[04:38:19] but like, it's fine.

[04:38:21] I turned off the heat, it's absorbing into the meat.

[04:38:24] I don't need to, bro.

[04:38:26] This is what I need to drain right here.

[04:38:28] You guys see these veggies?

[04:38:30] You guys see these veggies?

[04:38:32] Beautiful!

[04:38:33] Alright.

[04:38:34] Let's figure out what we need to eat.

[04:38:43] Beautiful.

[04:38:50] Alright.

[04:38:52] Let's figure out what we need to eat.

[04:39:03] Oh, my back hurts.

[04:39:05] Oh, my back hurts.

[04:39:08] I need the extra calories bro. I'm skinny now dude. All right, let's go ahead and serve our slice.

[04:39:25] Beautiful girl. Who just, what did this guy just send me? Or, uh, do you why does this guy just send me that?

[04:39:35] Yo, why am I looking at make you be in the rest?

[04:39:42] Yo, why this actually looks like me?

[04:39:51] Why am I chopping this?

[04:40:01] Down viewers,

[04:40:04] a high-pitched,

[04:40:07] a high-pitched,

[04:40:09] a high-pitched.

[04:40:11] That's funny.

[04:40:14] In the air,

[04:40:15] a front-footed,

[04:40:16] a high-pitched,

[04:40:18] a high-pitched,

[04:40:19] a high-pitched,

[04:40:20] a high-pitched,

[04:40:22] a high-pitched.

[04:40:23] Chama backers!

[04:40:25] Did I sing out too much?

[04:40:29] Oh!

[04:40:30] Oh!

[04:40:31] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my back.

[04:40:38] Jeff, you came a long way. I did come a long way. I came so far, bro.

[04:40:44] I came so far, daddy. Daddy, I came so far.

[04:40:50] Chad, can I put this hot plate on the hot pan? I know. I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

[04:40:53] Chad, am I gonna die? Am I gonna die?

[04:41:01] Bro, where's my face at, huh?

[04:41:05] Alright, let's serve ourselves.

[04:41:08] Dude, oh my god, I'm 30 minutes over my freaking diet plan.

[04:41:13] Ground beef.

[04:41:15] 150 grams.

[04:41:17] No, we cannot put this there.

[04:41:20] Okay, let's think this through.

[04:41:23] We're gonna put the food right here, right?

[04:41:25] We're gonna put the veggies all the way back here.

[04:41:28] Yo, this is why guys are just not in, okay, okay.

[04:41:33] Put that there.

[04:41:35] Wait, it's not hot, so we're good.

[04:41:37] Okay, so we're going to put this right here, right?

[04:41:40] I'm going to put it right here.

[04:41:42] 150 grams.

[04:41:45] That's a super.

[04:41:48] You got a super.

[04:41:51] 150 grams.

[04:41:52] Did I get a woman?

[04:41:53] No, I'm just saying like girls are just better at just like,

[04:41:56] The logistics of just like where to post up like guys like us guys. Yeah, like like why are my veggies all the way back there?

[04:42:05] When I could just think of something else, you know, I'm saying like just it's just how we do things. You don't say

[04:42:10] They'll go I'm saying

[04:42:26] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,

[04:42:36] 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 31, 31, 31, 31, 32, 33, 34,

[04:42:45] We can get deep into it, but we won't get deep into it, as I said so.

[04:42:50] And because I say so, I'm gonna do what I say.

[04:42:52] Do you understand that?

[04:42:54] Like, do you understand me? Get back to the point, chef.

[04:42:57] Do you understand me? Yes or no?

[04:43:00] Yo, what is this?

[04:43:01] Oh, my rice!

[04:43:02] What is that?

[04:43:10] 150.

[04:43:11] 180.

[04:43:15] All right.

[04:43:26] It's water.

[04:43:28] Right.

[04:43:30] 117 more, 7 more, 7 more, 7 more.

[04:43:55] 146. Wait, we need 180, right? 180? 146? Almost a copper price, dude. 168? 172? Come on, man.

[04:44:17] So close bro. Come on.

[04:44:19] And 200. Oh, whatever.

[04:44:23] We'll do more counter. We'll do more card.

[04:44:26] That's so good.

[04:44:28] Alright, next step. Now we gotta go ahead and

[04:44:32] 150 grams of veggies.

[04:44:35] 150 grams of veggies, chat.

[04:44:39] Okay, the veggies are already done, you know.

[04:44:50] Why don't we put this back here, right?

[04:44:52] Let's put this back here so then we can put this right here.

[04:44:56] And then we're going to drop in the veggies.

[04:44:59] Ready?

[04:45:00] box and 200. That's a full meal, right there, boys?

[04:45:13] That'll be for the channel, won't it?

[04:45:18] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:45:20] AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! I'M IN THE HEAD!

[04:45:24] Brennan68 just subscribed.

[04:45:27] Yo, Brennan68, don't be a dumbass.

[04:45:30] AHHHH! AHHHHH! I'M IN THE HEAD!

[04:45:33] Now, I'm gonna do some salt on my veggies.

[04:45:39] And then I'm gonna do my special s-special s-special s-special salt.

[04:45:44] Right?

[04:45:46] Special Session on Sauce right here.

[04:45:50] And then a drizzle.

[04:45:55] Mmmmm.

[04:45:57] How much would you guys pay for this?

[04:46:00] If I was the server right now, right?

[04:46:03] And I just want to see this.

[04:46:06] Here's your guidance for food.

[04:46:08] Hope you guys enjoyed.

[04:46:11] 10 cents.

[04:46:15] One dollar

[04:46:17] Chagrin, dude, this is a 15 dollar meal right here. No if anything this is a 30 dollar meal

[04:46:22] I personally cooked it Asian Jack personally cooked it

[04:46:29] I cooked this Jack I did I did

[04:46:34] All right, that's a 30 dollar meal right there. Chag. All right. Let's go ahead now

[04:46:39] So we did that now, that's done, and now, maybe the fourth, you know, chicken breast right there.

[04:46:46] Two cumbers, 150 grams. Okay, okay, I'm going to get very dangerous here.

[04:46:54] Everyone calm down. I know, I know it's not what you guys think.

[04:47:00] But I need you guys to calm down.

[04:47:02] You want to save me? We're going to get very dangerous here.

[04:47:09] That's it, don't know a stop.

[04:47:15] My eyes are itchy.

[04:47:17] Your food is cold right now? No, it's not.

[04:47:20] Our now...

[04:47:21] we need to keep it.

[04:47:23] Let's put the knife down, relax, relax, I know, I know, relax, nice, nice, we're dangerous,

[04:47:49] And I know...

[04:47:53] What's that about?

[04:47:55] Hey, you can watch from now on.

[04:47:57] Cool touch of snacks.

[04:47:59] You know what? What do you even gotta watch for?

[04:48:01] That's not a good deal.

[04:48:03] $150?

[04:48:07] $20?

[04:48:09] $20?

[04:48:11] $20?

[04:48:13] I don't want to cut myself here. In game, of course.

[04:48:15] $20?

[04:48:19] wait why don't I just eat it why don't I need to cut it okay I'm gonna just put it

[04:48:26] up 150 perfect I don't even gotta cut it I'm just gonna eat it like it's too

[04:48:31] long. Wow life is good man. Alright. Boom that's done. Okay let's put the knife down

[04:48:41] relax relax this chill everybody calm down okay I know we're we're

[04:48:47] We're finishing to the finishing line, and I will just make two meals on the string.

[04:48:51] Shoot.

[04:48:56] Cheating bars to cucumber, carrots, honeybeers.

[04:49:00] Let's do the last kimchi.

[04:49:08] The last kimchi check.

[04:49:10] No way!

[04:49:11] I'm coming out!

[04:49:12] You know what, let's have some kimchi sauce.

[04:49:14] I'm not freaking chicken bro.

[04:49:19] Dude, I do have to say I'm a hoarder bro, like, I do not be like, I'm not trying to waste,

[04:49:24] like I'm not trying to waste any food sharing, you know what I mean?

[04:49:27] But, it's the last time she's gone.

[04:49:30] Alright, and then now we're going to go ahead and do the carrots, 100 gr.

[04:49:36] 100 gr. of carrots.

[04:49:43] I heard it's both a panty game.

[04:49:50] Boom, boom, boom, boom, 100, 10, 17.

[04:50:03] Wow, this majority of the stream was just cooking, bro.

[04:50:07] Yo, I'm actually into locking, bro.

[04:50:11] That's done. Now we just let's do a watermelon on this side. So these are our

[04:50:19] finally nail strip. Right here. We need some watermelon. Jeff, you need a trim bro?

[04:50:26] Yeah, probably. I probably need a trim.

[04:50:32] Those are how much food we're eating right now by the way.

[04:50:38] Now, I'm gonna finish this one.

[04:50:46] I'm hoping that water, do I have any coconut water? I don't have any coconut water.

[04:50:52] I saw it too, let's see what I should put over there.

[04:50:55] I know this knife is not the one.

[04:51:04] It is a big knife.

[04:51:06] It is a big knife.

[04:51:13] I don't mean to scare you.

[04:51:15] Oh my God I did it.

[04:51:17] Oh my God!

[04:51:18] I just kind of warmed up.

[04:51:19] Okay, and now, this is me.

[04:51:21] So like

[04:51:51] No, that's you know, that's who looks good. Why are you prepping bro?

[04:51:58] We have a cutting board chatting. No, oh, yeah, I do have a cutting board

[04:52:03] Wait that's what looks good. Yo check y'all think that's what looks good

[04:52:51] I

[04:53:21] Yeah, I know some meat is, it's team.

[04:53:28] I'm gonna microwave it, it's in cooking.

[04:53:31] Right?

[04:53:32] Am I wrong?

[04:53:33] Does the microwave not cook the meat?

[04:53:35] Or do we just feed it up?

[04:53:47] My hand is hurting.

[04:53:50] My hands hurt. My hands hurt. My hands hurt. What do I do? What do I do?

[04:54:07] What do I do? What do I do? I'm so cold!

[04:54:13] I did it. I did it. I did it.

[04:54:17] I did it. I did it. I did it.

[04:54:20] Wait for me to try it.

[04:54:22] We just need a part.

[04:54:24] Excuse me on the stove.

[04:54:26] I'll put it on the box.

[04:54:28] Yeah.

[04:54:30] We do.

[04:54:41] We do.

[04:54:47] Hey, Vox, you're pouring for duty?

[04:54:52] Hey, why'd you say that?

[04:54:54] I'm not saying no.

[04:54:57] I'm about to get up on that ground.

[04:55:01] Alright, let's put a lid on it, and then we're going to go eat chat.

[04:55:06] We're going to go eat.

[04:55:08] We're going to go to the gym.

[04:55:13] The watermelon will be my coconut water, but I don't have coconut water anymore

[04:55:33] All right chat, these are the final results

[04:55:40] You guys want to see here it is

[04:55:43] The final results as you guys can see the sink is already kind of half full

[04:55:49] But the dishwasher being used right now, so here's the final results

[04:55:53] Let me give you guys an overview of what I'm what I just made

[04:55:57] The stove is pretty dirty. We'll clean it later. I'm really hungry. So

[04:56:02] corn or mixed veggies

[04:56:04] Chipotle pineapple sauce beef rice usual

[04:56:08] The second meal balsam see two cumbers carrots chicken

[04:56:13] And the electrolytes right here. Look at that beam.

[04:56:19] Shoot looks fire-bowl. Yeah, big boy. Does it look fire big boy? I'm pulling up to myself.

[04:56:28] As promised now, I will not play Fortnite. Actually, I want to watch the YouTube first.

[04:56:33] I want to play Fortnite right now. But we are getting- I'm not getting streamed until I get

[04:56:37] I just make my meals, but I'm not insuming until I get a leak.

[04:56:44] I don't care what you guys say, I'm not insuming until I get a leak.

[04:56:49] Do you understand me?

[04:56:55] Do you guys understand me or not?

[04:57:00] I'm about to get out of my gutter.

[04:57:07] Somebody come and get her.

[04:57:10] Yo, pay nothing, Samwise.

[04:57:12] He's got a heating on me.

[04:57:14] I'm gonna have to flex my sticks back on him.

[04:57:16] He just radiated me.

[04:57:33] Yo, you still cooking?

[04:57:34] No, I'm done.

[04:57:36] I'm done talking bro.

[04:57:38] Hi cortisol, I'm gonna eat and have low cortisol and I'm gonna go to gym later.

[04:57:44] Well I'm gonna get a leak and then my end of shame and then I'm gonna go to gym.

[04:57:47] I'm not going to gym on shame.

[04:57:49] I'm not saying ever, I'm not saying ever again I'm saying to that.

[04:57:52] I can't have Jason Vogue on me bro.

[04:57:54] If Jason Vogue reveals me, he's gonna beat me in the fight.

[04:57:58] I can't let him.

[04:58:00] Oh shoot, I just tripped.

[04:58:02] I'm gonna eat two meals at once.

[04:58:05] I'm about to get up on my brother right now, yo, alright, well we just did a lot, we just

[04:58:21] cleaned the dishes, we just made two meals, oh I'm sure, I appreciate you guys man, if

[04:58:29] That was a shitting of probably the most scary look we've ever seen.

[04:58:34] Alright boys, I'm gonna go to my PC boys.

[04:58:40] I'm gonna need to scan my ACA team real quick.

[04:58:43] I gotta take both pills.

[04:58:45] I'm not taking Tommy live bro.

[04:58:48] Alright dude.

[04:58:50] He's got him.

[04:58:54] Hey, I'm not looking, I'm not looking.

[04:58:56] I died bro.

[04:58:59] I just died I just died in there have you not watched how you made it?

[04:59:05] can I yo actually think I'm making you hungry bro?

[04:59:14] like actually stop stop the cat

[04:59:25] so corny dude what?

[04:59:27] Let's eat the cucumber.

[04:59:30] Best options are 20 void pressing car bone.

[04:59:34] Yo, wanna play?

[04:59:36] Yo, wanna play EWC tomorrow?

[04:59:39] Out of those options, I probably wanna play car bone.

[04:59:42] I really wanna play like 20, but void just got back, so probably not void.

[04:59:46] I played like 20 pressing it.

[04:59:48] I'm going to play WC tomorrow.

[05:00:05] Y'all let's go Jeffrey.

[05:00:07] It's time.

[05:00:08] I would play a 20 over Jeff.

[05:00:09] Yeah, I'll play with I'll play it 20 over Jeff

[05:00:22] Yeah, I would have actually probably played it today by the way if you were if you were ranked up

[05:00:27] I will I know you was typing your chat and then you really couldn't be cute

[05:00:34] But I guess you just don't want to try and reload bro

[05:00:36] How are you so down bad?

[05:00:40] Is that even me bro?

[05:00:42] Jack, can you answer your meeting?

[05:00:45] Oh no.

[05:00:46] Oh, I don't see, I'll get him to play with you bro.

[05:00:57] I don't want to play with him, I'm going to play with Jeffy Bobby.

[05:01:01] Worst case scenario, I'm going to play with Webster.

[05:01:03] Who's explaining I'm a professor right now

[05:01:10] Guys actually it's already bro. I'm not watching is getting more

[05:01:14] Which we watch that let's watch three number

[05:01:19] Jeff he has a

[05:01:21] Bro, Webster is not bro. What's there said he's not playing me tomorrow

[05:01:25] Worst case scenario. I mean we did a fumble back today. We didn't get a lead

[05:01:29] He is right over wanted to play me today

[05:01:32] but like how's he just down so bad

[05:01:37] brilliant bro no matter what like today I found my bed I'm not even late

[05:01:48] I sold bro I'm not even elite but there's duty water

[05:02:02] what's there actually do the water yeah your band your band your band sucks it up

[05:02:08] it's like when I get like stop stuff stop stop really because you're not a

[05:02:20] grinder no I would go underneath I just fumble really bad my offers down bad

[05:02:28] to I don't know why he's telling me his options obviously down so bad I know yeah

[05:02:37] it takes a while to get good but as a day it looks like your sister bro you

[05:02:46] don't even know how my sister looks like bro what you mean are you crazy

[05:02:53] I'm not client. She looks like my girlfriend, bro. I don't know if that's weird to say

[05:03:04] Like your my like your abs on me anything bro, bro Chad y'all throw singing me lock it

[05:03:10] I'm playing for him for the past freaking five years, bro

[05:03:13] Well, all I need to do was get a lead today, bro

[05:03:17] Or yesterday like Oliver would have played to me, bro

[05:03:20] Like anything important?

[05:03:22] A fumble.

[05:03:24] Bad.

[05:03:26] But you know what I didn't fumble?

[05:03:28] This food that I'm eating right now.

[05:03:30] Yeah, it does taste like grass.

[05:03:32] I'm acting like you got ophthalm.

[05:03:34] And that's what pisses me off.

[05:03:36] It's not all that.

[05:03:38] It's crazy because like real matcha lovers

[05:03:40] love that bitter grass taste.

[05:03:43] That's why I'd be saying I'm not a matcha lover.

[05:03:45] Like I'm not a real matcha lover.

[05:03:47] I'm gonna get up on that chat talk to her. Should I talk to her chat chat?

[05:04:02] Should I talk to her? No. Should I talk to her? And have no good teammates.

[05:04:10] Yeah, I think we're starting episode 8.

[05:04:14] My girlfriend is not fat.

[05:04:18] Yeah, why are you being weird? My girlfriend's not fat.

[05:04:23] Alright, what should I say? What should I say?

[05:04:28] Oh my god! Macha from Lollaland!

[05:04:32] Tea!

[05:04:35] Is that good or no?

[05:04:36] I don't know, but I didn't hear the news.

[05:04:39] Is that good? Is that how you talk to girls?

[05:04:45] Let's see if she gets nervous when I come in the chat.

[05:04:52] Why is she ignoring me?

[05:05:03] I told you Chad, I know what girls like.

[05:05:06] Upside down lots a girlie you feel me

[05:05:24] Right here when she was only the child it's so annoying well

[05:05:29] She thinks you're gay

[05:05:31] Okay, but I'm not gay but I'm not gay

[05:05:40] But I'm not gay

[05:05:47] Yo

[05:05:50] Well, who's she talking about

[05:05:54] All right, I'll show you what real shimmer is chat. I

[05:05:56] I'm just so freaking pretty good bro. Who's this girl? I'm always not trying to

[05:06:03] leak people's ads bro but I freaking leak ads but oh my god

[05:06:07] what's good Jeff? Yo Jeff do you want to be in the E-day tomorrow? I'm a

[05:06:11] wholesome joint. I'm so freaking mad bro I guess so annoyed at myself

[05:06:19] because the guys I literally have a hard time not leaking junk bro. I was

[05:06:24] I was trying to like only show y'all.

[05:06:26] Oh, wait.

[05:06:38] Hello, bro.

[05:06:39] Yo, yo, yo.

[05:06:41] Jeff, why do you sound so happy?

[05:06:43] I just made food. I just made food. I'm happy.

[05:06:45] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[05:06:47] Yo, ignore what I said about coming on the e-date

[05:06:50] because I know you cook.

[05:06:54] Unless you want to come on actually in busy tomorrow to I got EWC. I gotta play with you know, I gotta play Webster FN

[05:07:01] Okay

[05:07:04] No, I'm sorry for bro. It's not a full bro

[05:07:08] Would you would you want to come on a day though? Yeah, wait, wait, wait. I know are you nervous right now?

[05:07:13] Cuz I got 85,000 viewers right now

[05:07:17] Wait, you wait, yeah, I'm still live right now. I got 85,000 viewers right now, bro

[05:07:24] What do you have to say?

[05:07:25] What do you have to say?

[05:07:26] Dude.

[05:07:27] Dude.

[05:07:27] Um.

[05:07:28] Wait, wait, wait, let me play with you.

[05:07:30] Oh my god.

[05:07:30] You're a grinder, bro.

[05:07:32] You've been live for five hours?

[05:07:34] Holy junk.

[05:07:36] Yeah, man.

[05:07:38] You're a demon.

[05:07:39] And you just ran a minute and 30 seconds.

[05:07:41] You just made $1,000.

[05:07:44] Yes, I did.

[05:07:45] Oh my god.

[05:07:47] How about be like you've been broke?

[05:07:49] Uh, I want to tell you something.

[05:07:53] Yesterday. So these 85,000 viewers they're actually bots

[05:08:01] But it's like a genjutsu, you know what a genjutsu is yeah, how do I how do I get my own genjutsu?

[05:08:15] I don't know

[05:08:18] Is we geeky being right now big bro, no, I don't I don't know I don't know the view butter

[05:08:23] It could be it could be Indian tech developer. It could be Elon Musk

[05:08:28] Just watching me could be anybody. It could be me bro. It could be me. I might be the one who's doing it

[05:08:42] You just started sure my decision to late to you

[05:08:46] Before you speak I just want you to know

[05:08:48] You know you're speaking with one of the most viewed if not the most viewed live tuition right now

[05:08:54] So speak wisely

[05:08:56] Boy, okay. I apologize cat. I'm sorry. I think I think I chose the right frame of words. I try to articulate it now

[05:09:05] Yeah, of course

[05:09:08] Nah, I want to say I sparked the way I'm about to watch a YouTube video that just dropped

[05:09:18] Hmm, are you busy? Are you busy right now? I think you might be busy

[05:09:23] Yeah, I'm eating warm on I'm gonna she get back to your stream, bro

[05:09:26] And um, um, I love you, bro. Keep grinding man. You're making a day, bro. I love you, bro

[05:09:38] Chad bro, that was a that was a very wholesome shimmer, bro very underrated shimmer

[05:09:42] It's very funny.

[05:09:46] I don't want to watch Rago Jibo while I eat, but I'm going to have to, because I don't

[05:09:53] know who else to watch.

[05:09:54] What do you mean it's kind of good?

[05:09:55] Got yourself too much?

[05:09:56] She's not eating?

[05:09:57] Stop eating watermelon every day?

[05:09:59] Why?

[05:10:00] It feels odd.

[05:10:01] Pick up.

[05:10:02] There you go.

[05:10:03] Okay, you can see how fast you eat a woman.

[05:10:06] Okay, you see how fast you eat a woman now it's gonna go over

[05:10:15] You made it bro do a jeff in on three I could

[05:10:22] But I'm gonna lose my sanity

[05:10:36] I

[05:10:42] Bro, who do I do it for tomorrow? I

[05:10:48] Don't believe there's a real I don't believe there's a view barter. It's a real one

[05:10:54] At least series Mongrel should I fly a mongrel and a and do open

[05:11:06] I think me and Michael could be good, bro.

[05:11:23] Who's this nonchalant teammate he's playing with?

[05:11:27] I know who's scarier to chat.

[05:11:28] I used to be in a friend group room.

[05:11:40] Mario is talking about you on the stream? You think you can bother yourself?

[05:11:43] Wait, what time is it? I'll react to it after I'm done playing.

[05:11:46] We should start posting stuff like that in the comments so I can react to it.

[05:11:53] Let's see if anybody posted in the comments since I said to post it in the comments.

[05:11:58] This cat's really cute by the way. How much did you get it for? And how much protein is

[05:12:08] it? Sorry. You made it. Dude, that cat's really cute. Is that your cat? Wait, who's

[05:12:18] that again? Who's not Zara again? Is that you upside down Penguin? How down bad are

[05:12:26] you what do you mean wait how old is the cat and the boy do you get it did you

[05:12:31] adopt it or do you buy it if you adopted it I'm proud of you I don't have anything

[05:12:38] against buying animals but like people like really have against people are

[05:12:42] against buying animals like they like like my sister like she's like you

[05:12:47] should always adopt the pet and like she's like against like people buying

[05:12:52] animals chat why did people not like buying animals does anybody know does

[05:13:05] anybody know why it's bad to buy animals their liberal ways liberal mean

[05:13:14] Okay

[05:13:17] Cuz the one for adoption sit there. Oh, that's actually facts

[05:13:35] Robin what's your zone car

[05:13:41] Because they're special wait, what's a liberal what does that mean?

[05:13:44] just so cute bro I don't I like dogs more but like bro I want to have a cat

[05:13:52] to sit on my keyboard like that whoa look at this pause bro so cute man Jeff

[05:14:02] what are your takes on foreign bro not gonna lie here people says a lot about

[05:14:06] die suit if you had to change some of the game what we do I would just probably

[05:14:10] like I would probably just like sorry I'm eating a lot of food right now I would

[05:14:24] probably just like I would probably make the game for the people bro and just be

[05:14:31] more communicative give you know how to make a good game you just got to give

[05:14:37] people what they want and sometimes fornic they don't give what the people want they just want to

[05:14:42] make money off the skins and the collabs and stuff right so if you give what the people want like

[05:14:48] we all want og movement right we all want we all want spaz is back right i don't know what

[05:14:56] you guys even want from for anymore but like that was dumb why they change the movement like

[05:15:02] the og moment was good i don't know why they just started doing this extra stuff and that's like

[05:15:08] what's killing the game i feel like and just all these collabs like it's not for night it's

[05:15:12] collabs and who can make the most money you know i'm saying like for night was a game of just

[05:15:19] like hold up like for night was just a game of battle royale bro you know

[05:15:28] you would just load up now it's anime characters bro freaking tongue tongue

[05:15:40] Sahar like brother for tonight people miss for me bro but also people grew up

[05:15:47] you know like Asian Jeff in 2023 a lot of people enjoyed watching him right but

[05:15:53] all those kids that enjoyed watching him are now grown people you know people

[05:15:58] girl out of games bro people have lives bro and that's what everybody needs to

[05:16:02] remember nothing lasts forever bro everything's temporary bro eventually

[05:16:08] I'm gonna be 25 years old and I'm gonna have kids bro you're gonna be 20 years

[05:16:14] old you're gonna be probably working at McDonald's or making your own business

[05:16:19] you choose what your life will become or it could be like me and cook and clean

[05:16:26] dishes you never know bro life is full of mysteries bro

[05:16:34] one of my favorite villains in a tv show said the universe works in a strange

[05:16:39] way like i wouldn't have fought jason or i wouldn't

[05:16:44] have been able to fight jason if i didn't make this tiktok bro

[05:16:50] i'll show you guys what the the effect is chat

[05:16:54] Like, think about this. My girl cheated on me, right?

[05:17:01] Like, she cheated on me, right?

[05:17:04] So that made me get into the gym, right?

[05:17:07] But now look at this. I was depressed and sad that I got cheated on.

[05:17:12] But then I made a Jason TikTok.

[05:17:17] This is a message to Jason and Jason.

[05:17:19] This is when I was depressed and sad.

[05:17:21] And what does that do?

[05:17:23] That made me glow up

[05:17:26] Now I'm a lot hotter

[05:17:28] But that made me glow up right and that made me that made this little boy right here prepare for a fight in June 6

[05:17:35] You know

[05:17:39] Look at me I was chudded

[05:17:43] Now my face is leaner bro why because all because I made

[05:17:48] this I mean I was already on the gym grind right I was already on the gym

[05:17:52] grind but what that Jason take top it was like a domino effect it made me start

[05:17:59] training boxing I introduced boxing into my life and it made me a little bit

[05:18:04] slimmer I started going I started going on walks I started going on mile

[05:18:07] runs see look at me I was a chud bro I was a chud this is when I found out

[05:18:16] I got cheated on right and then boom what I got cheated on I was single what

[05:18:24] did I allow me to do that allowed me to go to this pop-up balloon thing now what

[05:18:28] happened to that those got millions of views I could do girl content and I

[05:18:37] started doing my own thing started fighting for Jason now I'm in my Jason

[05:18:42] fighting arc right now you know the fornic comp it's getting there all

[05:18:48] rog still doesn't want to play me all rog still doesn't want to play me even

[05:18:53] though I think it's best for both of us but yeah man now I'm starting to do my

[05:18:57] own thing look I even grew up right here chat this is me by the way

[05:19:02] you see that three million views look at this one that's me too I grew up

[05:19:16] chat yes daddy can't handle that exactly bro like the life that's what I

[05:19:24] mean life life works in strange ways bro God has it all planned man

[05:19:32] God has it all planned bro

[05:19:37] It's very enlightening. Yeah, you stop to make good choices you stop to do smart things, but like God has it all planned chap

[05:19:47] And you don't have to believe in God

[05:19:50] You know how to believe in him, but

[05:19:52] for the people that do like

[05:19:54] God has it all planned bro. He sees your vision

[05:19:57] He really knows what's gonna happen at the end of your life at the beginning of your life

[05:20:02] And like

[05:20:05] Honestly, bro, I still don't know who the viewbotter is to this day. It could literally be God himself

[05:20:11] That's the way I see it

[05:20:13] I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna sit here and be negative and be like

[05:20:16] Oh, why am I getting viewbotter because if I want to be honest you guys getting viewbot it is low key good for me

[05:20:23] It's not like it's not that I'm doing it. It's just like it is kind of good for me because like

[05:20:28] people are tweeting about it as attention and like

[05:20:32] You know I mean like that's the way I see it at least but like

[05:20:37] Bro is definitely doing it

[05:20:39] But you see me cooking you see me sharing six hour days if I was view body

[05:20:43] I'll be on my phone. I'd be like I'd be like on my phone right here

[05:20:46] I'd be like yo, buy me another $10,000 right now

[05:20:49] Give me give me another 10,000 viewers in this next 30 minutes. Like I'm not the one doing it, bro

[05:20:54] like I

[05:20:55] Already tweeted out everything like you guys see me cooking. I just met two hours cooking bro like

[05:20:59] Like, you know what I mean, like, I've been impression farming on Twitter for sure.

[05:21:04] Like, look, I just love raging with Twitter people, bro.

[05:21:08] Twitter people are super negative, but like, I just love impression farming, bro.

[05:21:14] AuroG is your plug.

[05:21:16] AuroG has 400 viewers.

[05:21:20] Look in the calm.

[05:21:22] Is there a penis in there?

[05:21:26] you let's see let's see let's see let's see the calm oh my god what is that you

[05:21:41] I used to watch that as a little kid.

[05:21:46] I'm dead.

[05:21:47] I'm in my prime right now, boy.

[05:21:50] Go!

[05:21:56] Who's temporary, bro?

[05:21:57] Thank you to tier one, man.

[05:21:59] Earn the sub, bro. I appreciate you, bro.

[05:22:01] I love speaking with how I feel all the time, bro.

[05:22:05] How many games have you won?

[05:22:07] I love it.

[05:22:11] Trouble time is ever and since in

[05:22:23] Foreigner appreciate your perspective means lot no problem, bro

[05:22:34] Y'all think I eat louder no I can't help it bro. It's just who I am

[05:22:41] Entering your go ever trust bill why just stop double

[05:22:51] Which means

[05:22:53] That's looking crazy though

[05:22:56] Yo what

[05:22:58] There's no way a school bus hit it

[05:23:02] What the fuck is this

[05:23:04] Wait, I'll blow me up, I'm gonna have my streaming phone

[05:23:06] That's why

[05:23:08] Yo, he got you, he got you, go ahead, this means

[05:23:11] How's it even possible like how is it just full hitting you like

[05:23:24] How does that get his car here

[05:23:27] We did it chat I blew me into my shimmies ones on

[05:23:32] So I mean at least we'll get full coverage though Oliver. I got a hundred K viewers right now say something motivational

[05:23:41] I love attention for me

[05:24:04] Now you Jeff good night, thank you, brother

[05:24:11] all 100,000 years of you guys

[05:24:20] bro how are you eating? what do you mean?

[05:24:25] yo Jaffa yo whats good that boy cat

[05:24:27] that's why I'm quitting for it?

[05:24:29] Jaffa even though I have 100,000 views

[05:24:31] I still read everybody's message bro

[05:24:34] I'll never switch up on my viewers

[05:24:37] wait I actually want to see like from like a ring camera or something

[05:24:41] just how the bus like hit the car like I just like I just have to know like that is like

[05:24:47] a like a brother like how is it even possible

[05:24:52] if you're looking at ai streamer you think so thank you that's me yeah I'm actually the

[05:24:59] first ever ai streamer um you guys know that chat I'm not lying we gotta get a lead

[05:25:07] before we had in the stream. That's one go on one hit.

[05:25:10] But yeah, I got bad news.

[05:25:13] I sell so much food I need.

[05:25:19] How do I eat and play for me at the same time?

[05:25:25] Oh my God, bro, I need to stop eating two meals at night, bro.

[05:25:28] I need to just, I need to just like start my stream later.

[05:25:32] This is bad habits bro. I need to start my shame later

[05:25:38] I need to just cook. I don't know she cook in the morning. Oh

[05:25:46] But you didn't put a plant

[05:25:50] There's no good shame is on

[05:26:02] Dude what happened to all the good foreign streamers bro? Why they all getting off?

[05:26:08] Wait you said mongo saw mommy today, but they'll react to that

[05:26:18] Let's not down penguin. Do you know where it is?

[05:26:20] you remember where he talked about me bro I'm so tired why you try to close it

[05:26:45] I just woke up and I see you guys f**k blocking bro watch this video bro

[05:27:14] Whenever you fall out of life bro, I need you to watch this video, okay?

[05:27:19] Whenever you catch yourself not locked in, I need everybody to watch this video.

[05:27:24] You understand me?

[05:27:26] Just say me!

[05:27:28] Make a motivational playlist like me.

[05:27:31] I want you to watch this video right here.

[05:27:38] He doesn't stop. I've told him a thousand times.

[05:27:42] He's doing too much

[05:27:44] But he doesn't care. He just keeps going

[05:27:47] Every single day he wakes up with one goal get better

[05:27:52] He welcomes failure just to understand it just to break it down just to beat it

[05:27:59] When he doesn't see progress it eats at him

[05:28:02] Not because he doubts himself

[05:28:04] But because he demands more

[05:28:07] He does I'm not gonna watch it

[05:28:10] But you guys gotta realize shit

[05:28:12] This hopefully this motivates you guys

[05:28:18] Actually listening what I'm about to say, okay?

[05:28:20] Doesn't matter if he's faster in your chat

[05:28:23] smarter than you

[05:28:25] stronger than you as

[05:28:27] Long as you keep grinding and you don't quit and you quit he quits before you

[05:28:34] Wait, I completely read that wrong

[05:28:36] He's not faster than you not smarter not stronger, but he'll still beat you because he'll still be doing it

[05:28:45] after

[05:28:46] You quit

[05:28:49] But that's thinking

[05:28:51] How can you fail if you don't quit?

[05:28:56] I'm talking about anything in life

[05:28:59] Now it's easy. It's easier said than done

[05:29:01] How how can I stream every day and not expect to succeed?

[05:29:06] If I don't quit it's I'm gonna succeed because I'm doing it every day

[05:29:14] How can I not knock out Jason the ween if I'm not training every day if

[05:29:20] I'm sitting here like a bum and I'm not training

[05:29:24] Then how am I gonna expect to win

[05:29:27] But if I'm training every single day

[05:29:29] Behind the scenes non-stop and you don't see what I'm doing

[05:29:34] Comes up to the fight

[05:29:36] You're gonna be like, what the hell, this isn't Jeff I know, what did he do?

[05:29:43] You know what I'm saying?

[05:29:47] Are you into philosophy?

[05:29:49] Yeah bro, I'd be thinking a lot bro, I'd be overthinking man, I think a lot man, like

[05:29:56] life is weird bro because there's so much like

[05:30:00] Like example, boxing.

[05:30:05] You know why they call it the sweet signs?

[05:30:08] Because there's so much technicalities to it, you gotta work on your footwork, you gotta

[05:30:14] work on your cardio, you gotta work on how to throw your hands up, you gotta work on

[05:30:18] how to defend, like there's so much to it that's why they call it the sweet signs.

[05:30:22] Because it's not sweet, yeah.

[05:30:23] But you know what I'm saying, like, same thing with life, life, like one second

[05:30:28] You can have a good day the next second some random stuff like a school bus can hit your car, bro

[05:30:34] You know I'm saying there's always something to life man, and that's what we're here on in this earth, bro like

[05:30:41] You just gotta be like bro the the most grateful thing

[05:30:45] I am very grateful for it is that I get to go to bed every night in my warm comfortable bed, bro

[05:30:52] Like I get to go to bed in my 68 degree apartment

[05:30:56] cold, I'm already showered, I'm clean, I already did everything I needed to do and I get to

[05:31:03] go in that freaking bed behind me, the king-size bed I have that I bought for $3,000, I get

[05:31:09] to sit there and I get to put in my green blanket on my body bro and I get to read the

[05:31:15] bible and talk to God man, that's the most grateful thing that I have a blessing in.

[05:31:22] All the stuff I've been through today I get to be on that bed and sleep in the cold weather because I earned it

[05:31:29] Yeah, I'm saying

[05:31:31] And you got to look at life like that

[05:31:33] The order you guys are young so you guys aren't gonna look at life at like even me. I'm 20 years old

[05:31:39] I'm gonna get older and older and I'm gonna learn more. I'm gonna do more. I'm gonna do everything more, right?

[05:31:43] You got to change your perspective on life, bro

[05:31:45] You gotta realize bro, some people don't have it as good as us, bro

[05:31:50] We don't like you guys being on the internet right now and being able to watch me is a blessing people don't even have internet

[05:31:57] People even get it. People you people are gonna get people you know, people you know, people what the hell?

[05:32:03] Just lost my brain cells people don't even get to freaking afford the internet to watch this, bro

[05:32:10] There's people out there starting in Africa, bro. Okay Africa is not that bad

[05:32:15] I saw the speed stream, but like you know what I'm trying to say, bro like

[05:32:20] Some of y'all are so like

[05:32:23] Some y'all lack perspective, bro, and like you gotta realize

[05:32:27] There's more to life, bro

[05:32:29] And just for me

[05:32:32] Like look at this freaking watermelon, bro. I get to eat the red stuff out of this watermelon

[05:32:39] I'm not starving, bro. I

[05:32:42] Get to eat this carry is good for my eyesight

[05:32:45] That's a myth by the way

[05:32:51] And you guys can blame the world for your problems you guys could say oh

[05:32:54] But Jeff you have it so easy because I had I've had people tell me that to my face Jeff you have it so easy I

[05:33:01] Wish I was like you I wish I got what you got

[05:33:05] When I tell you this bro, do not compare yourself bro. I know this sounds so cringe

[05:33:09] But like bro, it's actually facts like don't compare yourself to what other people because then you get jealous, bro like

[05:33:17] like

[05:33:19] You get jealous and you envy them bro like

[05:33:22] You need to realize that your life is your life and you have the power to control it

[05:33:27] What you do is what you do?

[05:33:29] You know I'm saying

[05:33:32] Me choosing to go live every day

[05:33:34] sitting on my chair getting bad back posture to sacrifice that I'm gonna have

[05:33:40] to make to to to make it bro you know I'm saying I choose to do that I could

[05:33:45] choose to be a bum and go spend time my girl and just do nothing and sit in bed

[05:33:50] all day and watch tiktok and just crack every day but I don't do that as much as

[05:33:57] I used to you know I'm saying I'm streaming I'm showing up I'm gonna

[05:34:01] I'm gonna do I'm after I end my stream and get a leak. I'm gonna go do cardio

[05:34:05] I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna hit chest or to try and then I'm gonna go to one hour of stair master

[05:34:10] And then I'm gonna end off my day, you know, I'm saying this so much there

[05:34:17] Hey, bro me matter too. No you guys can do you guys have the power to change your life

[05:34:24] I'm making weird analogy right now

[05:34:26] When you guys beat your meat, cause I know a lot of you guys in the chat goon.

[05:34:31] You guys have the power to trick your mind.

[05:34:36] You can do something as simple as listening to positive self-talk videos.

[05:34:41] Like those positive affirmations.

[05:34:44] That's what I do every night.

[05:34:47] Call it cringe or worse for me.

[05:34:49] The video is literally, I have it in my Spotify place.

[05:34:54] It's like this type of video

[05:35:00] Positive affirmations I play I fall asleep to this every night after I read the Bible

[05:35:08] It's just a guy. It's just a guy's just saying I'm strong. I'm song and you trick your brain

[05:35:14] Just like when you guys be your meat you're watching two people have sex on the screen, right?

[05:35:18] So, and you're nutting to that, okay?

[05:35:23] So if your brain can make you nut to two people on the screen having sex, then what do you

[05:35:28] think else your brain can do?

[05:35:30] It can manipulate yourself into thinking that you're the goat.

[05:35:34] Same with trash talking to yourself.

[05:35:36] You're always saying, oh I'm so ugly, I don't know if I can do it, I don't know

[05:35:44] if I can even win this game.

[05:35:47] I'm so bad.

[05:35:48] you're gonna trick your brain into thinking yo I'm bad at this game bro but

[05:35:53] if you trick yourself y'all I'm the I'm the goat I'm the goat your brain's gonna

[05:35:57] slowly subconsciously were wired so into thinking that you're actually that

[05:36:04] that's why clicks has manifestation on his wallpaper because he manifested what

[05:36:09] he has today same with me I used to manifest back then for everything I've

[05:36:13] I kind of stopped because I got it but manifestation is real, bro, all right

[05:36:21] That's enough for you

[05:36:23] It's real bro. Look at clicks is bio

[05:36:26] If you don't believe me look at clicks

[05:36:30] Manifest your dreams see that manifest your dreams

[05:36:41] Tell you bro

[05:36:43] answer the big thing man

[05:36:52] if i go in the ring bro

[05:36:55] i think i'm a lucid jason

[05:36:57] i'm a lucid jason

[05:36:58] it's not a chip it's a cucumber

[05:37:13] Listen, I want to see you guys do great, I do have to ask you about my boss.

[05:37:16] I'm on a rage page this guy.

[05:37:18] AI slideshow presentation while I'm full-satting, but I do...

[05:37:24] Hey, did that, why are you doing B-Botting?

[05:37:26] Yeah.

[05:37:27] Yo, Stingz, when are you gonna get high now?

[05:37:29] Meru's not real.

[05:37:30] Yeah, sure.

[05:37:31] So I should have this B-Botting, that's so bad.

[05:37:33] I'm about to report him and then we can talk for him.

[05:37:37] So when are we gonna stop B-Botting?

[05:37:39] You guys, do you want to see my history?

[05:37:41] You want to see my history or no?

[05:37:46] I'll show you my V-Body.

[05:37:48] Alright, I'll show you guys my history.

[05:37:55] I'm scared.

[05:38:01] View Bot.

[05:38:02] Where is it, Jack?

[05:38:03] Where's the bot?

[05:38:04] It's right.

[05:38:05] It's right.

[05:38:06] I don't know.

[05:38:07] I swear, I swear, I'm not a meat buyer!

[05:38:14] Alright, what else do you guys want me to search up on the history?

[05:38:18] W Incanito, bro, what?

[05:38:21] Dude, the last time I used Incanito was to be about me, bro.

[05:38:25] When I was living with my parents.

[05:38:28] Corn.

[05:38:33] How long does corn take to boil on the stove?

[05:38:36] So, I'm telling you bro, I'm locked in in life bro!

[05:38:43] You guys don't understand, I'm locked in, what does portagome mean?

[05:38:48] Wait, am I gonna leak my address?

[05:38:51] Wait, are you guys setting me up?

[05:38:53] What happens if you type in portagome?

[05:38:57] Look bottom left.

[05:39:00] P-O-R-N.

[05:39:07] Guys, it was just a tweet, bro.

[05:39:25] I didn't clear anything, chat.

[05:39:27] Who just texted me on this one?

[05:39:38] Holy Pran, this should be the go.

[05:39:40] Look sexy as...

[05:39:42] Yeah, I look like that right now.

[05:39:44] What is no home scene?

[05:39:47] I literally look like that right now.

[05:39:52] Yeah, I gotta end my streaming, get a lead.

[05:39:54] I'm not talking to us. I'm locking

[05:40:15] Thanks, where you at right now, which house

[05:40:24] Why didn't he have me added? I had me on this one.

[05:40:29] Thanks for your jawline bro. I don't have a jawline.

[05:40:35] I'm a mouth raver.

[05:40:54] 6. You used to be so skinny. What happened?

[05:41:04] I thought you were like my sister.

[05:41:14] Why is Gringo to actually help? This is boredom.

[05:41:18] He's bad at the game, bro.

[05:41:21] Once this food got dressed up, I'll show you how easy it is to win a game first-time.

[05:41:27] It's light when you flip it back.

[05:41:31] Yeah, okay, dude.

[05:41:34] That's like the true test, hearing.

[05:41:39] Lost yourself forward.

[05:41:40] Nah, Charles, sorry, bro.

[05:41:43] So sorry, man.

[05:41:48] I

[05:41:57] Loaded after underneath look at the money

[05:42:03] I'm inside a bow yeah, it's hard to care about what they will say, but we're making so much cash

[05:42:11] I'm sorry, bro.

[05:42:18] No, this guy spent six hours of time just playing video games.

[05:42:31] That was insane, man.

[05:42:38] I would never spend things out of my time just playing a video game bro.

[05:42:53] This is so rich.

[05:42:55] Just can't man.

[05:42:58] I got some foreign possibly moving visual audio

[05:43:06] I'm not a lime bro I don't really care

[05:43:17] you up son congratulations yeah I know by just gotta finish this food bro

[05:43:22] the momos on chat

[05:43:37] well yeah you're the fucking greatest

[05:43:41] the greatest girly

[05:43:52] Run the man's bro.

[05:44:01] Holy shit, 80k viewers you made it?

[05:44:03] I made it Jack.

[05:44:07] I made it bro.

[05:44:09] You guys see my TikTok?

[05:44:12] I made it bro.

[05:44:14] Mom, I made it.

[05:44:21] I have 100,000 viewers.

[05:44:24] Mom, I made it.

[05:44:27] Mom, I made it.

[05:44:30] I have 100,000 viewers.

[05:44:32] Trust me, you.

[05:44:35] Really?

[05:44:36] I have 100,000 viewers.

[05:44:42] Mom!

[05:44:44] Oh my god!

[05:44:46] Mom! I made it!

[05:44:48] I made it bro!

[05:44:50] I got a hundred...

[05:45:06] I used to look up...

[05:45:08] Bro, why is that being coined bro?

[05:45:10] bro look at these tiktok drone chat I was posting about me and stuff emotion

[05:45:17] like that boy all right bro you know what I'm put for him you guys want to

[05:45:24] spend dubbies in the chat I know you guys have been waiting this entire stream

[05:45:27] I think two hours of the this stream has just been me cooking your boy is

[05:45:31] about a freaking what it calls that just the enemy

[05:45:40] you

[05:46:10] you

[05:46:40] you

[05:47:10] you

[05:47:40] you

[05:48:40] That's how much money the per boss better.

[05:48:53] There's no way you just ask me that.

[05:49:03] There's no way you think I'm the culprit.

[05:49:06] i showed you guys my search history

[05:49:10] i showed you guys

[05:49:12] my dms

[05:49:14] and you guys still think i'm the one behind it all

[05:49:18] this is insane

[05:49:26] do you eat the same food? uh... hawaiian. you want me to give you my coach's tix-op?

[05:49:31] and then um...

[05:49:33] do you ask him?

[05:49:35] because he likes to have people talking

[05:49:38] you want me to have a wine or no

[05:49:40] you can ask you know why does the agent have e-

[05:49:42] actually bro can you actually ask him that because i want to see what he says

[05:49:46] alright his tiktok is joshua

[05:49:49] uh... j-o-s-h

[05:49:54] dot

[05:49:55] quintero

[05:49:58] q-u-i-n

[05:50:01] he's like a latino guy

[05:50:04] I got you boomi

[05:50:07] I'm gonna enter him when I get a loot and then I'm gonna go to gem art

[05:50:10] yes or no yes or no valid or no valid or no

[05:50:14] also I got really bad news

[05:50:19] this is not my fault boomi

[05:50:22] this is my girl's fault

[05:50:25] she said yesterday or today

[05:50:29] I'm gonna come to your house tomorrow

[05:50:33] It's not my fault bro

[05:50:37] It's not my fault I'm a stream still

[05:50:43] But I

[05:50:46] Might hang out with her like in the morning

[05:50:52] Because I've you know my streaming schedule

[05:50:56] four to eleven

[05:50:58] So I really only get to hang out with her before I start my show.

[05:51:02] And I'm even busy before my show.

[05:51:04] I might have boxing class tomorrow.

[05:51:06] So I only get to hang out with her when I wake up.

[05:51:08] I don't know when she's coming.

[05:51:10] And after I end my show,

[05:51:12] I'm a bad boyfriend.

[05:51:14] Trimming is a sacrifice.

[05:51:18] If you ever in New York, come find me.

[05:51:20] I'll protect you.

[05:51:22] Hey bro, you can't lie.

[05:51:24] These past few days have been good.

[05:51:26] good you gave a lot I deserve it bro no it's a bad monster I didn't knock myself out

[05:51:31] I didn't even punch myself in the game

[05:51:35] I got EWC tomorrow I don't even know who the frick I'm playing at fumble today

[05:51:40] at fumble today I could have played with RRG today

[05:51:43] come on folks

[05:51:45] come on folks oh my god it's freaking bolts

[05:51:52] I just killed bolts I just killed bolts I just killed bolts I just killed bolts

[05:51:55] That's gotta be bolts. I'm going in the stream.

[05:51:59] That's gotta be bolts.

[05:52:01] Someone do- someone check real quick. Got the bolts.

[05:52:05] Yo, what's good? Kersh? My- my Jewish manager that used to be Jewish.

[05:52:11] Wait, you can't change your religion.

[05:52:14] Err, erase, my bad.

[05:52:16] Not bolts? No, man. I thought that was bolts, bro.

[05:52:21] Wait, what's- what's bolts? Twitch? Did he end the stream?

[05:52:25] So Jewish curse bro. I'm in my prime again, bro. What do you think about my 82,000 viewers or not?

[05:52:33] You still think I'm funny or do you think I grew up a little bit?

[05:52:44] I'm no master father

[05:52:55] Throw you my dust.

[05:53:13] You funny.

[05:53:14] Sophia said you lost weight.

[05:53:15] You got back with her?

[05:53:16] Oh my god.

[05:53:17] I'm so proud of you, bro.

[05:53:20] I'm in the same scenario as you, but my girl cheated on me, so it's not the same.

[05:53:24] bro I'm so proud of you bro you got back with Sophia bro I knew you guys are

[05:53:29] gonna get back with each other bro I managed to actually make me happy bro

[05:53:32] you guys were a good couple bro oh that's so cute bro me and Sophia are so kind

[05:53:40] no Chad Kersh was like I don't even know what happened with him like they

[05:53:44] broke up and then they got back with each other but they were like dating for

[05:53:47] like seven years or something like for a long I don't even know dude and Kersh

[05:53:53] was so sad bro he was like oh I don't know what to do six years six to seven

[05:54:00] bro same thing how you know this stuff bro no what you told me you literally told

[05:54:07] me that Sophia broke up with you you're gas letting me run out to tell Sophia no

[05:54:13] you're actually wearing a couch I know what you're doing bro

[05:54:17] I'm getting out here

[05:54:22] I broke over her bro wait, so you broke up with her, but now you're back with her or what?

[05:54:31] If your girl cheated why you still with her I told you guys this bro

[05:54:40] You're so bad not if there's 360 should return around and I killed you um

[05:54:45] I'm getting back, I got back to my girl because I want to get cheated on again so that I can knock out Jason.

[05:55:01] I won't mess this up.

[05:55:04] I messed it up, I messed it up.

[05:55:06] Let's get this pulled out of nowhere, he's so, he's so shit-n-sepper.

[05:55:09] I'm going to get my size, I'm one of them guys.

[05:55:19] He hasn't fallen down now bro, I need to kill that kid.

[05:55:33] I was the one who broke up with her, but it was a mistake. Now we're back together.

[05:55:40] And you're not operating on a scarcity, right?

[05:55:42] You actually love her?

[05:55:44] Look at Sophia and the eyes right now and tell her you love her.

[05:55:48] And actually, I want to see what she says.

[05:55:53] Because if you're operating, because you don't have anyone, I'm gonna be mad, bro.

[05:56:00] I'm gonna get mad.

[05:56:03] she says she loves you bro oh I hope you guys have kids and raise the baby

[05:56:10] together bro you got a curse don't use the condom tonight go crazy bro

[05:56:22] you're at that age where you're gonna have kids now man even the RVG coming

[05:56:27] to the wedding bro hell no bro RVG would never play me bro I'll never

[05:56:32] interactive over G if he doesn't play for me

[05:56:39] so I gotta get a lean I gotta go to gym chat it's already 11.24 I'm ready to

[05:56:44] behind my schedule you in Blake bro Blake's rich now man

[05:56:52] It's not an easier bro. I've never been an easier by the way. Wait, actually I have

[05:56:59] I'm walking. That's not bad

[05:57:08] Okay, she knows I'm here he's shooting for me

[05:57:11] I'm touching the dirt

[05:57:14] He's gonna pretend like he doesn't know

[05:57:19] Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, turn around

[05:57:22] Get my shing bro, this kid's weird bro

[05:57:26] This kid's weird man

[05:57:32] Girl you're my size, I'm one of them guys

[05:57:36] What do you mean bro? I did go to Asia

[05:57:45] I did go to Asia chat

[05:57:48] I'm representing the Asian people right now in the shing bro

[05:57:52] There's not a lot of Asian criminals out there, I hope I motivate a little Asian boy in the

[05:57:57] streets.

[05:57:58] Yo, if you're an Asian person, and you're a little boy, you too can become like me one

[05:58:06] day.

[05:58:07] No man, I faff fingers.

[05:58:11] And other guys on my deck.

[05:58:15] How does that daddy?

[05:58:18] Look at him. He's so horny for me. You get no bitches, bro.

[05:58:23] Oh my god, I saw a lot. Yo, why did I start cursing again? Oh my god, it's not good.

[05:58:30] I started cursing again, bro. Yo, if this kid doesn't fight the other kid and comes straight from me, it's weird, bro.

[05:58:38] Can he play this very... and that's not perfect.

[05:58:42] You gotta put this kid down bro. Like really fast?

[05:58:47] Nope, it's impossible. You're dead anyways. That kid's better than you.

[05:58:51] Give me the rank bro.

[05:58:54] Oh my god.

[05:58:56] Oh my god dude.

[05:58:59] We're gonna be here for hours man.

[05:59:04] Need to pray for forgiveness bro. God, I'm sorry for cursing.

[05:59:08] Is that good or no?

[05:59:12] Now I pray for I have an actual prayer like at night like actually like deep prayer, bro

[05:59:19] I can't pray on trim

[05:59:22] Yeah, good. No, I'm serious like I actually have a long conversation

[05:59:27] Too I mean take these pills bro and

[05:59:29] So hard to take these pills, bro.

[05:59:47] So we're lurking again?

[05:59:49] Yes, sir!

[05:59:51] Here we go.

[05:59:56] Here we go, boys.

[05:59:57] One pill, and then we're gonna take another pill.

[05:59:59] Accutene bro

[06:00:05] Accutene full bossing you bro, it's been getting me dry lips my hands are getting dry

[06:00:13] Once I'm done with Accutene bro, I'm gonna look like a K-pop K-pop. Sorry, bro

[06:00:21] Like I really look good right now bro, but once my accent's done I'm gonna look like

[06:00:29] Every every building I walk into bro. Who's that? Who's that?

[06:00:34] You know I'm saying oh my god. Is that Asian Jack you got 100k viewers

[06:00:43] Chat if I walk in a building and you saw me, what would you guys do?

[06:00:54] Holy viewer alarm thought a lot bro

[06:00:59] I actually have a hundred KV return, I'll go.

[06:01:03] Clap your teeth, get on my knees.

[06:01:25] Let me ask you to do me something real quick.

[06:01:29] Okay, how much of the fight from New York to does

[06:01:56] Baby you kill the best way of the conversation. Wait, what'd you say? What do you mean?

[06:02:05] Yeah, I didn't eat this food fast I don't know what you mean bro

[06:02:28] Where's your phone?

[06:02:39] You're back. It's only a hundred thousand dollars

[06:02:50] Yo, Drake, are you in the stream now?

[06:02:54] Yeah, Drake you in the stream

[06:02:56] Champagne poppy, you in the stream?

[06:02:59] Can you lend me a loan? I'll pay you back.

[06:03:06] Since we got 88,000 viewers bro, you never know who could be in the stream.

[06:03:10] Yo Kanye West, you in the stream right now?

[06:03:12] Can you lend me a loan? I'll pay you back.

[06:03:16] Asian Jet is not real.

[06:03:18] I tell you, I'm a third person bro.

[06:03:22] Yeah, I'm Kanye.

[06:03:26] Locking on double it double it

[06:03:50] It's dominating full box.

[06:04:18] Baby you can.

[06:04:20] hey Jeff this is Tyra Woods yo is there any celebrities in here that could

[06:04:26] let me a hundred thousand dollar loan I'll pay you back a hundred thousand

[06:04:31] dollars and nothing for you guys please it will really help me a lot yeah I

[06:04:38] got sure all right is there any celebrities in here if you got 88,000

[06:04:42] viewers just DM me on Twitter bro I need a hundred thousand dollar loan I

[06:04:46] I can pay you back in insolments.

[06:04:49] So I'll pay you like $10,000 a month, so that's $10,000 a month, actually I can't do that.

[06:04:58] I'll pay you like $1,000 a month for $100,000 a month, so that's like $100 a month.

[06:05:08] How many months are in a year?

[06:05:10] 24, right?

[06:05:11] No, 12.

[06:05:12] so that's like 10 years

[06:05:23] hey it's Elon Musk what's your cash up agent at 31 just cash at me a hundred

[06:05:30] thousand dollars bro because I owe money to someone I owe money to a very

[06:05:35] very serious government, but you know, you know.

[06:05:54] A lot of people like them. Starts with the I, ends with the S.

[06:05:59] Let's see if anybody can guess it. Nice! We're going up, bro.

[06:06:03] I can be $1 million, no tax that's covered.

[06:06:10] Got it!

[06:06:13] Mom!

[06:06:14] I made it!

[06:06:17] Mom!

[06:06:19] I made it!

[06:06:29] What is this?

[06:06:32] Why did I just see this on my timeline?

[06:06:36] Create, Own, Run, Everything.

[06:06:43] What does that even mean?

[06:06:48] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[06:06:51] You made a boy band boss.

[06:06:54] Yo scream noises, think for the primer diamond man.

[06:06:57] They made a new group called CORE, but like who's managing it?

[06:07:13] Yeah, I know wait so many people here right now that I didn't know last year

[06:07:29] Yeah, I swear feels like the last few nights we've been there tough bro. What about silk easy in there?

[06:07:37] Every where in bag, but I just can't remember it

[06:07:53] They can't manage they're done but who's managing at all

[06:08:07] I can't be a child bro, there's going to be a lot of people watching the fight bro.

[06:08:26] I need in my stream chat after I get a lien and I need to go run one mile right now.

[06:08:31] I can't get embarrassed bro.

[06:08:33] This guy Jason wants to do no headgear bro.

[06:08:36] I'm going to knock him out.

[06:08:37] I'm gonna go in the freaking ring and I'm gonna kill him bro, in-game.

[06:08:40] I'm sick and tired of disrespect bro.

[06:08:43] I'm about to punch my monitor for the clip.

[06:08:46] Taxi right off.

[06:08:48] That's not how it works.

[06:08:50] Yo, it's crazy that me and the core boys got immune-

[06:08:53] Yo, you're not involved bro.

[06:09:07] It might be over. It's never over bro. Jason, Jason is so confident himself. He texts me

[06:09:20] today. Jeff, I'm sorry for what I'm about to do to you. This guy does not know my secret

[06:09:28] superpower. I'm gonna get cheated on. It's very likely for me to get cheated on again

[06:09:34] And when I get cheated on for the second time, bro,

[06:09:39] you better call an ambulance for Jason.

[06:09:42] Cause when I'm in that ring, it's not Asian Jeff.

[06:09:45] It's killer Jeff.

[06:09:48] You understand me?

[06:09:51] You never, have you ever seen Mad on Sheen?

[06:09:55] I'm talking mad, mad.

[06:09:57] I'm talking disrespectfully mad.

[06:10:02] Disrespectfully, brother.

[06:10:04] Damn man, do you still have brains?

[06:10:08] dancer of Philcony

[06:10:09] Do you think I'm out of breath?

[06:10:14] Yes yes I am

[06:10:16] You see what I mean, Foreman, say a word

[06:10:19] you know you're not 아니

[06:10:21] Yo yeah okay

[06:10:22] They hear noble

[06:10:26] Yeah

[06:10:30] Hey

[06:10:32] Hey

[06:10:34] I'm going to kill him.

[06:10:41] I'm going to kill him.

[06:10:48] I'm going to kill him.

[06:10:55] My little Pokemon!

[06:11:25] I can't see the machine 2D.

[06:11:43] Oh, what is this song, bruh?

[06:11:48] Ugh.

[06:11:50] Jeb, what would you think your cable would look like?

[06:11:52] like well if I stick with the girl that I am right now I'm gonna have a little

[06:11:56] chino chino running around the world bro so you probably be his spanish

[06:12:01] Asian bro who's the EWC duo for tomorrow big man I'm not big I'm small

[06:12:10] wait till I start the boat it could be Webster it could be all real G if he

[06:12:17] freaking drops his ego it could be Jeffy Bobby but he did pretty good today I

[06:12:23] think it could be Latino logic it could be it could be anyone bro it could

[06:12:33] genuinely genuinely genuinely genuinely genuinely be anyone you know what I'm

[06:12:43] thing. Yo, does this guy hold anything but L? Brothers?

[06:12:54] I'm crazy bro.

[06:13:08] That watermelon just put it inside of me, bro.

[06:13:12] I got no mouse face by the way, chat.

[06:13:22] Jeffy Bobby looking for a duo bro?

[06:13:26] How would Jeffy Bobby to play me? I'm calling him right now actually.

[06:13:32] I don't think he's in the court.

[06:13:38] Once I get a Lee on Minimush, I'm going to gym.

[06:13:43] But I'm going to be working out in my apartment.

[06:13:45] Or should I drive to the absolute recall?

[06:13:47] Oh I don't know man!

[06:13:49] it's that one percent bro it's like do I want to ruin my sleep schedule and come

[06:13:53] home in like 1 a.m. or do I want to work out in the apartment and have a little

[06:13:59] quick workout and then be and then be able to go upstairs I don't know I know

[06:14:05] what I need to do I'm going to the absolute recomp right after this room

[06:14:10] bro goes to my gym of course bro absolute recomp it's fire bro has

[06:14:15] 300 machines, I just haven't been there in a minute can't lie that's fire

[06:14:27] what you mean

[06:14:38] just don't try to take me all that give me all that give me all that give me

[06:14:42] all that blood. We're not dead on from the other two and one. Two and one combo right

[06:15:00] get there boys.

[06:15:19] oh yeah that's to me.

[06:15:22] time to get to the bath.

[06:15:26] you can't just put the emulgue.

[06:15:29] I

[06:15:39] Locked in 90k viewers watching yo, what's good my 90k viewers? How y'all doing today, man?

[06:15:46] You got 22,000 stream bro

[06:15:50] Can any of you 90,000 people get 50 get that perhaps?

[06:15:53] perhaps. Just, you know, my mom always told me it doesn't hurt to ask, so if anybody in

[06:15:59] this chat has money and wants to donate to the rich, you can go ahead and donate 50 gifted

[06:16:04] to me. Yeah, just let me know. Just let me know if you guys want to give me 50 gifted,

[06:16:13] Let me know my brothers.

[06:16:20] Let me know my brothers.

[06:16:29] Let me know my brothers.

[06:16:32] Uh oh.

[06:16:34] Uh oh, stinky yo.

[06:16:37] Uh oh, stinky yo.

[06:16:42] Wow, let's get this spit on me.

[06:17:06] He just spit all over my penis and just sucked it dry off the tip bro.

[06:17:12] Sorry.

[06:17:13] Sorry.

[06:17:14] I'm freaky bro.

[06:17:20] I just said that in front of 9000 people bro.

[06:17:23] What am I thinking bro?

[06:17:25] I'm a sick mother trucker.

[06:17:27] Oh my goodness gracious brother.

[06:17:33] Yup.

[06:17:34] The L2 Stammer.

[06:17:35] damn it doesn't get any worse doesn't it

[06:17:38] is that how you say the word?

[06:17:40] in the locks

[06:17:42] 40

[06:17:44] oh Jesus Christ

[06:17:47] hold your eyes boys

[06:17:49] it's about to get wicked

[06:17:51] oh my goodness gracious

[06:17:53] oh close call brothers

[06:17:55] close call

[06:17:57] what is that gun?

[06:17:59] I've never seen that

[06:18:01] seven cluster cannons

[06:18:03] I'll use the Megalodon, bro.

[06:18:06] Mega, Megalodon, come and shop him.

[06:18:13] Megalodon.

[06:18:15] Now he kills.

[06:18:20] Nice.

[06:18:21] Jeff, Kurt, JD is looking for dual.

[06:18:25] Yo, that's like playing with CypherPakete, bro.

[06:18:31] but worse I don't know I don't know how courage is

[06:18:35] before I think it's kind of bad oh my oh my oh my oh my oh

[06:18:43] this guy's cheating this guy's got to be cheating bro he's

[06:18:49] Yo, this guy's...

[06:18:53] PrimeJet just came back for a second.

[06:18:55] PrimeJet is... PrimeJet's back.

[06:19:00] Nooo, butamadre bendejo!

[06:19:03] No, man, I was so close, brother.

[06:19:06] That shotgun is due to water, man.

[06:19:09] No, man.

[06:19:12] No, man.

[06:19:15] Oliver, no, man.

[06:19:19] Oliver and he's on me and he and there's two guys on me

[06:19:23] Hey man, I'm good

[06:19:28] It's him he comes in this building stream typing. Oh, you're so weird

[06:19:35] Look at this sick mother. I'm gonna put this get down. No, I'm but

[06:19:39] what

[06:19:42] I'm on adoro. Yeah, you better run. Yeah, you better run with everything you have buddy

[06:19:46] Yeah, I know you're rich. You should stick string sniper

[06:19:50] Who the fuck is that?

[06:19:55] Bro, give me out of this lobby bro. This lobby is just suspicious

[06:20:05] Sorry guys, I'll let you guys have

[06:20:10] I tried my best bro

[06:20:12] sometimes you have to sacrifice your sleep hero

[06:20:20] I'm talking to chat GBT, I have no friends

[06:20:25] let me charge my phone real quick

[06:20:28] phone's at 1%

[06:20:36] chat GBT

[06:20:40] Yo chat GPT

[06:20:43] Hey, I'm here. What's up?

[06:20:45] I've been streaming a lot lately, bro, and I feel like I'm not doing a lot in terms of training for Jason flight

[06:20:51] It sounds like you're balancing a lot streaming and prepping for that match

[06:20:55] What kind of training do you feel is missing? Are you thinking more cardio technique or something mental cardio, bro?

[06:21:01] I'm supposed to go for a three mile run every day, bro

[06:21:04] All right, so it's all about consistency, right?

[06:21:08] If daily runs are part of the plan, maybe commit to a specific time each day.

[06:21:12] And hey, you don't have to go from zero to three miles all at once.

[06:21:15] Just start moving and build up.

[06:21:17] I'll be cheering you on.

[06:21:18] Can I go to a gym after I get a lead and hit chest shoulder tricep and do one hour

[06:21:22] of stair master and one hour of cardio?

[06:21:25] One hour, one mile run?

[06:21:28] Sorry.

[06:21:29] Ah, that sounds more balanced.

[06:21:31] You can definitely combine that gym session with a run.

[06:21:34] Just make sure you're giving yourself yourself yourself.

[06:21:37] My form just died.

[06:21:41] Why does ChachiBee sound like a hoe?

[06:21:44] I don't know, bro.

[06:21:46] Do y'all think that people hate on me because they seem on the top of the mirrorless?

[06:21:56] I'm powerful, bro.

[06:21:58] Feels good to be on top.

[06:22:02] I feel powerful chat.

[06:22:06] It's not. It's very addicting.

[06:22:10] It's a very addicting drug.

[06:22:14] Cloud. Cloud's very addicting, bro.

[06:22:18] Even if it's fake, bro. It's definitely addicting.

[06:22:22] You guys don't understand that.

[06:22:26] are on streamers only streamers know only only real ones know we try to piece

[06:22:37] He's bored.

[06:22:52] Kanata's twin.

[06:22:53] You lowkey popping off.

[06:22:55] So first they called me Jason the lean.

[06:22:57] Now they call me Kanata's twin.

[06:23:03] I'm gonna have to start raising you guys up.

[06:23:05] What's that sound effect?

[06:23:07] On TikTok, it's like

[06:23:09] I'm bad at all the stuff

[06:23:17] That's you running from to the top

[06:23:19] Yeah, you're waiting

[06:23:20] I'm bad to be the fuck

[06:23:22] I'm bad to get up on that

[06:23:24] I'm bad to get up

[06:23:26] I'm bad to get up

[06:23:37] Fuckin' in the morning, makin' a fuckin' in the morning, I'm wakin' a fuckin' in the morning,

[06:24:03] It's gonna ride for you

[06:24:06] I'm about to get a fire in my hands right now

[06:24:10] Smoking, love me down now

[06:24:14] And it will smoke up, I'mma run up, blow it down

[06:24:18] One more, oh oh, blow it down

[06:24:21] I'm about to get a fire in my hands right now

[06:24:25] Smoking, love me down now

[06:24:29] You will smoke up, I'm a roller, I'm going down

[06:24:33] One more, oh, oh, get it on

[06:24:36] I went down and then you boo, put on your baby birthday suit

[06:24:39] I hit them lights, we in the mood, I'ma slide and stop

[06:24:42] I'm different with a bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty

[06:24:47] Chad, what would you guys do if I said the N word right now?

[06:24:51] Would you guys be like, damn, I didn't know Jeff was chill like that?

[06:24:56] Or would you guys be like, Peterrod, Peterrod!

[06:24:58] I'm losing it, bro.

[06:25:05] I'm losing it.

[06:25:09] Stop filming me, bro.

[06:25:10] Yo, stop filming me, bro.

[06:25:12] Yo, you messing up that chocolate cake or what?

[06:25:16] Stop filming me, bro.

[06:25:22] Maybe that's why Peterbock got a bad grand placement.

[06:25:27] Maybe it's because he said the n word and karma finally hit him.

[06:25:33] Maybe instead of winning everything he deserves what he's got.

[06:25:41] I got a backshot.

[06:25:58] How did it upgrade from a green to a purple?

[06:26:04] Why are your eyes closed?

[06:26:06] Open them.

[06:26:07] Your bands.

[06:26:08] Your bands.

[06:26:09] Yo.

[06:26:10] Yo bro, are you Chinese?

[06:26:13] Nah, I'm not Chinese, I'm black.

[06:26:51] Tramp black

[06:26:54] Yo, how do you only at 80,000 viewers? I don't know bro. We were at 150,000 yesterday, bro

[06:27:01] I don't know what happened chat

[06:27:03] Only 80,000 viewers, bro. I think we fell off dude

[06:27:11] Only 80,000 viewers roads it's tough out here man, and it really is well, but what can we do about it? You know?

[06:27:21] of

[06:27:28] the

[06:27:31] death

[06:27:34] of

[06:27:38] death

[06:27:43] of

[06:27:49] He ordered

[06:27:52] I'm on that better right now

[06:27:57] Why do you look like that what do you mean? Why do I look like that you have more than case or right now, bro?

[06:28:03] Whoa, does that make him better than him? No way dude

[06:28:09] Sorry I

[06:28:11] Think the food's getting to me bro. I think the coma started hit or I just did into cardio today

[06:28:17] And that's all I'm thinking about right now

[06:28:19] It's not about getting a lead. It's about knocking out Jason the Wean.

[06:28:30] I told you guys, bro.

[06:28:33] If I only go in life right now, it's to knock out Jason the Wean.

[06:28:36] the lane. If I could knock out Jason the lane bro, my life is complete bro. You know what,

[06:28:56] let's simply let's win this game, let's focus on the next step. My brain is just ADHD is

[06:29:03] What am I going to do here? What am I going to do now?

[06:29:05] What am I going to do now?

[06:29:07] Let's focus on winning this game.

[06:29:09] Let's focus on hitting this next shop.

[06:29:11] Shockwave, 316, no scope.

[06:29:15] Slime, hit that.

[06:29:17] Scared him a little bit.

[06:29:19] Instant editor, go up.

[06:29:21] Box.

[06:29:23] Oh, my goodness.

[06:29:29] Gracious, brother.

[06:29:33] Tia boy

[06:29:35] Tia boy

[06:29:37] As long as you don't die at storm turn in the fight. It's a win in my books

[06:29:47] Hopefully man, hopefully

[06:30:03] Other

[06:30:06] Just die man

[06:30:12] Just die man

[06:30:16] Just give it up brother. Oh my goodness. You're dead

[06:30:27] Dead boy understand

[06:30:29] Get back to work, boy.

[06:30:36] Get back to work now, boy.

[06:30:59] you

[06:31:29] you

[06:31:59] you

[06:32:29] you

[06:32:59] you

[06:33:29] I

[06:33:43] Chat with my gal whoo my gale the after game row finally brah I get to get off and I get to go to the gym man. Oh

[06:33:51] Shoot how am I not dead? Oh

[06:33:55] Man

[06:33:59] I might have just shaped myself.

[06:34:04] This guy just popped 1800 calories brother.

[06:34:28] build daddy no I can't bro I'm just

[06:34:37] fighting five guys brother you guys are

[06:34:41] so bad give me a lease I can get up

[06:34:58] GGs boys, you know what time it is right?

[06:35:15] I know I have 91,000 viewers right now bro.

[06:35:21] And I know what you guys are gonna say.

[06:35:25] end the stream we miss you you know chat's moving really faster now for

[06:35:32] 91,000 people chat but congrats bro almost at hundred k viewers yeah we're

[06:35:37] almost bro um as promised chat I will now have to end the stream with my

[06:35:44] 91,000 viewers you know our ultimate goal was getting elite man and

[06:35:50] unfortunately we gotta go go to sleep

[06:35:54] I would love to keep shimming chat with my 91,000 viewers but

[06:35:58] yo mech, thank you for the 10 for 60 months bro

[06:36:01] raid offer bro? you know I would raid someone bro but there's a slight issue

[06:36:06] there's a slight issue when I try to raid someone

[06:36:10] you wanna know what the issue is? look at my screen real quick

[06:36:14] Slash, raid, oliver og.

[06:36:20] Sorry!

[06:36:22] You have more viewers than the maximum currently supported by raider right now.

[06:36:25] Yo, stop sending L in the chat bro.

[06:36:29] Yeah chat, I got too much aura bro.

[06:36:34] I can't even raid people bro.

[06:36:36] But yeah bro, I'm gonna end the stream then.

[06:36:40] I appreciate y'all for watching.

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[06:43:03] Was peace out boys. Love you guys from the cops