🔴EWC RELOAD SERIES OPENS🔴GETTING VIEWBOTTED BY SOMEONE 🔴TALL HANDSOME FUNNY STREAMER🔴!newvid

AsianJeff

05-02-2026 · 7h 28m

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[00:00:00] chat was good brother

[00:00:18] what's good chat

[00:00:30] Wait, there's no tournament today.

[00:00:37] Bro.

[00:00:44] Chad, there's no tournament today.

[00:00:59] When did the view bots show up?

[00:01:02] I hate you guys!

[00:01:06] Bro, there's no tournament today.

[00:01:16] I thought EWC was today.

[00:01:19] Bro, why did I just go live?

[00:01:24] View bots incoming?

[00:01:27] Check y'all think y'all think it's coming or no

[00:01:33] I'm not client. I'm gonna be sure to be all I kind of went a little bit late tonight or live live a little bit late tonight

[00:01:41] I got the motivated watching

[00:01:44] The core boys, so I would just y'all viewbot are you in the stream bro boot em up man

[00:01:50] Gotta mug the I gotta mug the core boys real quick

[00:01:53] Where's my view butters?

[00:01:56] 300 viewers, it's happening.

[00:02:00] Bro, I just went live today and I thought there was the EWC tournament.

[00:02:07] Am I special?

[00:02:14] You're so hot, yo, go to the new Nucleus video at 1435.

[00:02:19] What is it about?

[00:02:22] 400 viewers stop by

[00:02:39] Yeah, should we do a Iro gym sure

[00:02:43] I'm nothing. Yo, why did I just drop down a hundred viewers?

[00:02:48] Why is my chest famic six seven?

[00:02:52] Yo, what's good blitz? What's up, man?

[00:02:54] It's literally just you call me arward go to new clips

[00:03:01] We're going home tonight

[00:03:11] What is the channel called posting the calm posting the calm code it

[00:03:15] How do you buy view bots why are you guys asking me like I know how to view bot

[00:03:24] Yeah, I'm back it tight. I'm gonna get really tight. I'm gonna get mad tight. Yo chat. I'm about to get really tight, bro

[00:03:31] All right, we Jeff isn't the only one

[00:03:35] So this guy got you by the two or this girl

[00:03:38] So what to do in your channel game view body? I'm sure I didn't just blow up and hit AK concurrent because of my

[00:03:49] educational value. I want to get Bada one day. Yo Chas my dream is get Bada one day too bro.

[00:04:00] It's a cur inter curational Jeff chill Jeffrey Chong 67

[00:04:17] Wait, what's the time table? I was clean. Where is the slapping?

[00:04:23] Slappy you always knew that was gonna be a bit crazy. I told him be honest if you bother getting a lot of cash

[00:04:27] I

[00:04:36] Just tell me the time same bro. Oh

[00:04:41] No, my viewers just went up. I mean some getting you by the chat 1435

[00:04:57] Why does that kid look like a retard?

[00:05:07] What the?

[00:05:12] Yo, that's actually not that funny, bro.

[00:05:17] Why is it from viewbotting 100k to 200 viewers?

[00:05:20] Hey, bro. The viewbotter is falling asleep, bro.

[00:05:23] Chad just uh just wait for him to wake up you know it should have been you in the core bro

[00:05:30] Hey, bro. Just just let me do my thing, bro

[00:05:32] And the systems will be booted up you feel me

[00:05:36] You feel me the systems will be booted up Chad very shortly here

[00:05:40] So, uh, yeah

[00:05:43] Okay, so what's going with the core crib, bro? I didn't see that

[00:05:48] Chad what's going on with the core crib

[00:05:50] here we go okay we go up tonight oh shoot I'm lady I was good Ryan join the

[00:06:02] core mud yeah bro let me join the core bro

[00:06:09] alright boys I'm not going I was good I was I was I I don't know what to do

[00:06:16] this stream chat I booted up the stream thinking there was a torment and I

[00:06:19] I tell me why I find out there's no tournament.

[00:06:22] Like, what did I, like, what am I doing?

[00:06:31] Shia, chat, yo, it's chat.

[00:06:36] And my phone said I can't even do an IRL stream

[00:06:38] even if I wanted to.

[00:06:40] Wow, man.

[00:06:42] Life's good, bro.

[00:06:43] Life's good, chat.

[00:06:44] Can't even do an IRL stream.

[00:06:46] Yo, where's mine? How do I charge my phone?

[00:06:53] Hold up, Chad.

[00:06:56] I'm going home tonight. I'm going home tonight.

[00:07:11] Yo boys, can y'all hear me?

[00:07:22] You're not real.

[00:07:27] Jason going for the KO.

[00:07:28] Did you just say that right now, bro?

[00:07:34] Chad, did you just say that right now?

[00:07:38] Nice bro, nice nice

[00:07:42] Jason trying to diss me where where where where where where where where where where where

[00:07:49] They hydrated chap it doesn't look like a bracelet. This isn't real. Yo, W. We bet right now. We got you buddy again

[00:07:58] No, no, no, no, no

[00:08:00] No! No! No!

[00:08:06] Oh my god, we're good.

[00:08:08] Chad, don't scare me like that, bro.

[00:08:11] Don't scare me like that, bro, cause right now I have 200 viewers, bro.

[00:08:14] 10 seconds later I'll look, bro.

[00:08:16] We got 30,000 viewers, bro.

[00:08:18] Then, boom, 100,000 dollars.

[00:08:20] Sorry, I gotta do it. No, stop.

[00:08:23] No, stop, stop, stop.

[00:08:26] Stop, stop, stop, stop, bro.

[00:08:28] We're not gonna be by the chat.

[00:08:31] He said he's gonna whoop you.

[00:08:32] Where?

[00:08:34] Where did he say he's gonna whoop me, chat?

[00:08:38] Hoo hoo hoo!

[00:08:39] Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

[00:08:41] Watch out, they were to take it!

[00:08:43] Now, I don't fucking know what this fight is.

[00:08:46] I don't know.

[00:08:47] Okay, big bucks, show my ass on the street way back.

[00:08:50] Chat, where is it?

[00:08:51] Send the payment and I'll turn this user back on.

[00:08:54] No please, bro, don't throw at me, bro.

[00:08:56] I'm gonna knock you out

[00:09:11] Yo, it's even a chest obviously

[00:09:20] Don't know

[00:09:22] We going back home to not one of you one canada

[00:09:29] This guy just told me what everyone can not oh

[00:09:32] I'm getting here cuz I did I feel bad for you, bro

[00:09:36] I'm like when I knock you out Jeff after I knock you out

[00:09:41] I'm gonna. I'm gonna give you a nice hug

[00:09:48] And Harry Harry

[00:09:52] Someone clip that someone clip that someone clip that that's motivation

[00:10:00] Chat where's all your viewers, bro? I told you bro. Let the systems boot up, bro

[00:10:06] My CCR is almost fixed, bro

[00:10:09] Yeah, I'm not trying to be a guy chat the reason why I wouldn't late why I wouldn't live late today

[00:10:16] Because I usually go live at four, right?

[00:10:19] You guys want to know why I went live late today. Yes, you know

[00:10:22] Jason's not gonna be tough when Jeff knocks Jason out.

[00:10:29] They gon' be ballin' in that fight.

[00:10:31] Washing core boards? No. I was hanging out with my girl.

[00:10:34] Um, that's a-

[00:10:39] Everyone getting out of work, they'll come.

[00:10:42] Bro, Jason's not gonna be tough when Jeff knocks Jason out.

[00:10:47] Bro, I'm gonna knock out Jason, bro.

[00:10:50] I saw your snack time story, bro. Yeah, I was posting a lot there

[00:11:05] What's gonna be entertaining is when I knock you out

[00:11:13] You were cracking your girl

[00:11:20] you would crack me girl that's why you're late I'm not even kidding five minutes

[00:11:35] before I started my stream I cracked my girl and I took a little nap and I felt

[00:11:41] yeah I don't know y'all ever cracked a girl but bro that nap after you crack a

[00:11:46] girl is like a nap where like you don't even know that you're taking a

[00:11:50] nap bro you know what I'm saying bro if y'all know y'all know bro like it's like

[00:11:55] one of those naps bro where you're like like it even like no it's like a five

[00:12:01] in a nap but it felt like you slept for like two hours bro why chat why is it

[00:12:06] that the body works like that bro wait I just realized you guys don't even crack

[00:12:09] girls why am I why am I even asking my chat yes I know how it feels having

[00:12:14] Every day you need to start hitting the pads seriously, bro, huh?

[00:12:20] Hey, you need to go on a run

[00:12:29] Jeffrey crack me

[00:12:37] Bro, don't let Jason root care. Hold up. I'm gonna pull up my shame and see if I have 100,000 beers

[00:12:41] and that might be the Jason viewers is that the Jason viewers or is that the

[00:12:49] Indian viewers which viewers is that yo yo is that the Jason viewers or is that

[00:12:56] the Indian viewers bro oh my goodness no it's happening again no it's happening

[00:13:06] No no no no no no no no no no no.

[00:13:11] No!

[00:13:12] Nooo!

[00:13:16] No!

[00:13:21] Nooo!

[00:13:36] Bro listen bro, pay me successful.

[00:14:02] Listen bro, whoever you are bro

[00:14:22] This keeps happening bro

[00:14:24] No!

[00:14:30] Only 4K you need to upgrade your package.

[00:14:35] Wait, chat!

[00:14:36] Instead of being sad about the view bots,

[00:14:40] why don't we be happy that we're getting view bodied?

[00:14:46] Where's the song?

[00:14:47] Oh shoot, I just ruined the moment.

[00:14:49] But can't hide boys, you got some kind of mirror.

[00:14:53] No!

[00:14:55] No!

[00:14:57] Just come outside, fill the night,

[00:15:01] take your time, get your life,

[00:15:04] every day, every night, every day.

[00:15:10] The career is my mistake, when you are your past

[00:15:30] Fuck that paper baby, my face on a dirty line

[00:15:33] I've been flying out of town for some peace of mind

[00:15:36] It's like always, they just want a peace of mind

[00:15:39] I've been focused on a feature never long enough

[00:15:42] But I'm sipping up

[00:15:44] Alright boys

[00:15:49] So we are getting view-botted again

[00:15:56] Since we are getting view-botted

[00:15:59] Does that mean we're gonna mob Jason the wean now?

[00:16:06] Yo I came, Jeff

[00:16:08] bro we get it bro you can't look at it it's just going up and up yo we did it

[00:16:16] we know me and the Indian tech developer did it all right all right so yeah

[00:16:27] chat. Jason's gonna stop you on you. Show me your Jebs. Don

[00:16:49] I don't show him text to me. He said he wanted you to get back in prime.

[00:16:54] Chat, tell Jason show Jebs.

[00:16:58] Show your Jebs.

[00:17:10] You mugging Jason right now.

[00:17:15] Jason got some weak Jebs.

[00:17:19] Not the Ligep it was me I'm the whole time I'm the best of you, but

[00:17:24] Make sure you put lukewarm water on the pad. You just want to let it soak make sure you

[00:17:28] Y'all night you still smoke weed?

[00:17:31] Yeah afterwards you're gonna get a little bit of dish though

[00:17:33] Chad what do I do today bro?

[00:17:35] You're gonna go on the soft side of the sponge

[00:17:37] Should I go to the gym or no?

[00:17:39] Chad should I go to the gym or no?

[00:17:44] Soft side of the sponge

[00:17:47] Circle of emotions gang, I feel like you're brushing your teeth and you're brushing the pad.

[00:17:51] Circle, circle, give me.

[00:17:53] Afterwards, you're gonna rinse it with water again.

[00:17:56] Make sure it's lukewarm.

[00:17:58] Make sure it's not super cold. Make sure it's not super hot.

[00:18:01] He's still so weird. No, I don't, bro.

[00:18:05] Okay, I lied. I do it like on occasions I can do things.

[00:18:09] Yep, there's some more food over there.

[00:18:11] Play your phone, Chargerum.

[00:18:13] Okay, what can we do in real life, chat?

[00:18:15] Oh, wait my barbers coming because set up a IRL speaker or something. I

[00:18:22] Don't think that's the best method, bro

[00:18:28] Let me think how do we set up a IRL speaker?

[00:18:34] But do it like through the freaking speaker, you know I'm saying

[00:18:40] Let me come on boy

[00:18:42] oh my god that boy chat if we can do speaker bro you go raise me your zesty

[00:18:50] neighbor Asian Jeff when did you have a blow again bro bro prime Jeff is back

[00:18:57] bro yo I'm shimming right now so I'm getting I'm having a bother come in my

[00:19:05] house right? How do you set up the speakers on the Go-XR for the TTS?

[00:19:12] Okay so do you know where the thing is next to your Go-XR when you plug in the ad set?

[00:19:19] Yeah.

[00:19:20] So you get a 3mm jack which is just back like you don't know how to work it. Like you

[00:19:25] get any plug-in speaker. You literally plug in a 3.5mm headphone jack that is universal

[00:19:32] So it's both signing all you do is literally taking two speaker no word

[00:19:38] Wait, where was the one that I bought

[00:19:42] Was that your speaker

[00:19:45] No

[00:20:02] Oh, okay. Well, then just see if you can connect a speaker, see if you can turn on the Bluetooth services on your computer, and then just, just why does it connect to a speaker?

[00:20:11] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[00:20:17] Bro, tell me why I put up my stream today, bro. And I found out there's nothing that, that, that, there's no format. So we can, that has been double-dated.

[00:20:26] All right, I'm gonna get back to my 63,000 viewer stream, okay?

[00:20:37] All right, bro.

[00:20:39] How long will you...

[00:20:41] Another trucker?

[00:20:43] Yo, chat.

[00:20:46] I need y'all to brainstorm 7,000 viewers now.

[00:20:49] Oh, my bad, my bad, guys.

[00:20:51] Um guys I need you guys to brainstorm ideas that we can stream today brainstorm ideas

[00:21:03] chat no chat ideas that we can brainstorm today okay because I don't know what to stream

[00:21:10] today chat like I'm not gonna lie I just cracked before the stream so I'm a little

[00:21:15] bit like I'm like yeah you know when you crack like you just feel tired like I feel

[00:21:19] tired so I need your guys brain I need you guys to fully cure your stream today

[00:21:22] and I don't really you know I'm gonna be honest you bro I don't really feel like

[00:21:25] playing for tonight today so let's brainstorm some ideas that we could

[00:21:29] stream everybody start so first we got the barber segment coming up you know

[00:21:33] that's pretty good content a lot of y'all have been saying that I need a

[00:21:36] haircut so barbers barbers pulling up as we speak so that's the first

[00:21:40] segment right TTS hundred bits okay second let me know gym okay we could

[00:21:48] go to the gym and hit legs and abs.

[00:21:51] We could do that, we could do that.

[00:21:53] All right, what's the next step?

[00:21:56] What's the next thing we could do, IRL?

[00:21:59] Effing sex addict?

[00:22:00] No, I'm not a sex addict, bro.

[00:22:02] I just, I didn't wanna have sex, bro.

[00:22:06] I'ma be honest with you, but one thing led up

[00:22:08] to another end and yeah, man.

[00:22:12] You know, when you got the opportunity, bro,

[00:22:14] you just gotta take it, bro.

[00:22:16] You know what I'm saying?

[00:22:17] If you're tired, just sleep.

[00:22:19] Oh, we could do a sleeping stream.

[00:22:20] Yeah, we could do a sleeping stream with 80,000 viewers.

[00:22:22] Sleeping stream with 80,000 viewers, 100K bits.

[00:22:28] You guys can watch me sleep.

[00:22:30] What else can we do?

[00:22:31] Show ads, mug people at the supermarket.

[00:22:33] What do I need to buy for groceries?

[00:22:35] I only really need to buy kimchi.

[00:22:40] Buy, Chad, what else can we do in real life?

[00:22:42] Like I feel like the game mode in real life is so like,

[00:22:45] There's not a lot of game modes in real life chat.

[00:22:48] Like, it's not as fun as Fortnite, bro.

[00:22:50] Besides the gym.

[00:22:54] Yo, why is Knight only coming by chat

[00:22:56] when I have 80,000 viewers and wants to one me on me, bro?

[00:23:01] Jason got swatted.

[00:23:02] Say he's swear to God.

[00:23:04] That's not funny Chad why are you laughing?

[00:23:19] Dude that's not funny, stop laughing Chad, like that's actually not funny, getting swatted

[00:23:27] is very like hydra leechier address?

[00:23:30] Bro why is everything just happening all at once?

[00:23:33] I'm overstimulated bro, can you guys please stop?

[00:23:40] So Jason, okay, that's good though

[00:24:03] you

[00:24:33] you

[00:25:03] you

[00:25:33] you

[00:26:03] you

[00:27:03] I'ma give you, so go to the front leasing office, okay?

[00:27:09] All right.

[00:27:10] All right, go to the front leasing office,

[00:27:12] and I want you to go to the mailbox, okay?

[00:27:14] All right.

[00:27:15] All right.

[00:27:17] I want you to go to the mailbox.

[00:27:20] Tiffloji and Underscore, 54,320.

[00:27:23] Or actually, yeah, just go to the mailbox store,

[00:27:25] I'll just open it for you.

[00:27:28] All right.

[00:27:29] All right, you better give me a fresh cut, bro.

[00:27:31] We got 9,000 viewers, bro.

[00:27:33] Mailbox room?

[00:27:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:27:35] Like, just look, just peek through the windows.

[00:27:38] It's going to be a lot of mailboxes.

[00:27:40] And there's going to be a door that's locked.

[00:27:43] Tell me when you're in front of that,

[00:27:44] and then I'm going to open it for you.

[00:27:47] All right, bet.

[00:27:48] All right, bet.

[00:27:49] All right.

[00:27:50] All right.

[00:27:53] Chat, my bar is about to pull up.

[00:27:54] What hair cut should I get, chat?

[00:27:55] Let me show you all my head real quick.

[00:28:01] Where could I get low taper shops burst fade

[00:28:20] Buzz so you look like my shy actually buzz bro

[00:28:24] bro shy actually buzz bro do I go to say I go to tear up for so long bro

[00:28:30] No!

[00:28:31] No!

[00:28:32] Oh, he's homey.

[00:28:33] Y'all hello?

[00:28:34] Yo, the front door is locked, the leasing office.

[00:28:41] Oh, no, no, no, you wanna turn to the left side.

[00:28:43] Rotate to the left side, and there should be a mailbox room.

[00:28:47] No, like to get into the building.

[00:28:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the doors should be locked.

[00:28:54] Yeah.

[00:28:55] Here.

[00:28:56] Here, like go to the mailbox room.

[00:28:59] like turn left side, turn the character to the left, press W or press A, and then peek

[00:29:06] through the windows and then you should see a bunch of mailboxes and stuff.

[00:29:12] You know what I'm saying?

[00:29:17] You know what I'm saying?

[00:29:18] You know what I'm saying?

[00:29:19] Wait so the missing office has mailboxes?

[00:29:20] Am I retarded?

[00:29:21] Yeah, maybe.

[00:29:22] Like, to the left side, like walk around the bushes and there should be a mailbox

[00:29:28] room.

[00:29:29] side of the leasing office like walk walk left till from the where you are

[00:29:35] right now from the main entrance walk left and there should be a mailbox room

[00:29:40] you know I'm saying you know I'm saying it's a stairs and it is people's

[00:29:47] apartment. Alright I'm gonna just, you know what I'm gonna...

[00:29:52] Yes, yes, two L... and Stan Prime 9 man, what's up?

[00:30:00] What, what happened? Chad we got a hundred K viewers bro? Thanks Cole dude! I

[00:30:05] gotta show my six back again.

[00:30:09] No way you actually have a hundred K viewers bro. Yeah bro I have a hundred K

[00:30:13] viewers

[00:30:19] PLSW just

[00:30:22] I'll show you bro

[00:30:27] Are you ready?

[00:30:31] All right, let me know when you're fine. I'm gonna open the door for you. It should be locked

[00:30:36] All right, you should hear like a to them. All right, try to open it now

[00:30:39] All right, and then once you go in there, walk straight, turn left, and go into the elevator,

[00:30:47] and let me move my mic.

[00:30:56] Yo chat, I'm back!

[00:31:12] Can y'all hear me?

[00:31:16] Guys, if I turn on my light, do y'all think I'm going to get sexier or no?

[00:31:34] Did someone buy me a streaming light so I could use it?

[00:32:04] It's true

[00:32:22] My handsome or no just like to bother my eyes, bro

[00:32:27] You are not Marlon yo wait till I get this haircut, bro

[00:32:31] wait till I get this haircut boy what am I dead I'm familiar what am I I'm

[00:32:38] hearing doorsteps yo walk in brother

[00:32:51] yo let's go bro want to say what's good to my 100k viewers bro

[00:32:58] bro why is it like that hey hey Jeff I got a gift for you bro is it is it a promo he

[00:33:11] looks sexy oh top boy what does that mean yo this is a good hoodie bro this is a good

[00:33:22] I'm going to make that conflict wait wait let me make sure let me get my

[00:33:28] Yeah, this is my fit by the way

[00:33:30] Let me get my

[00:33:32] Yo, my can you all share my can you all share my title a full box of my haircut with my black barber?

[00:33:40] Here

[00:33:46] Chinese

[00:33:52] What?

[00:33:54] I got a Hickey?

[00:33:57] Wait, I actually do have a Hickey.

[00:33:59] Heh heh heh heh.

[00:34:01] You uh...

[00:34:02] Here, champ, switching on our room.

[00:34:04] Goymate.com, bro.

[00:34:07] The cap!

[00:34:08] Yo, Jeff, don't leave your lobby, man!

[00:34:11] Alright, you know what's happening?

[00:34:12] What is this?

[00:34:13] The agent coming in, coming in with me, bro.

[00:34:16] Yes, sir, bro.

[00:34:17] Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

[00:34:19] Oh, it's not happening.

[00:34:20] What?

[00:34:20] There's no tone in today.

[00:34:24] What's good about it?

[00:34:26] Chad, can y'all hear me?

[00:34:28] You back?

[00:34:30] Got 100k viewers right now, bro.

[00:34:32] Say what's good for my 100k viewers.

[00:34:34] Are these fake, bro?

[00:34:35] Nah, bro. There's 100k people in here.

[00:34:37] Hey, if there's real type of 100k, if it's not type of NIGGA.

[00:34:46] What do we get back?

[00:34:48] All right, you gotta get me right nice. Nobody said the n-word we're good

[00:34:57] What's a nobody

[00:34:59] All right, bro. Yo chat 100

[00:35:03] Ma's keep a hundred

[00:35:07] Hundred hundred bits TTS hundred bits TTS

[00:35:11] All right, bro, yeah, all right, let's do analysis cuz I I'm chopped around bro

[00:35:18] you're the body okay all right come here get off wait where's the Hickey it's right here

[00:35:26] All right.

[00:35:33] All right.

[00:35:36] All right.

[00:35:42] All right.

[00:35:46] All right.

[00:35:47] Look at the coyote.

[00:35:52] Thank you. So you're gonna go ahead right these other me me

[00:35:59] You better kissin hell no job. I don't have a Hickey, bro

[00:36:05] You just tap screen quick

[00:36:07] You see my peptides where?

[00:36:15] I got multiple peptides why why do you need these?

[00:36:19] Oh, you actually got Matt.

[00:36:28] Oh, my mom's calling me and he tells her.

[00:36:31] Mom, I'm streaming right now.

[00:36:33] Mom, I'm working right now.

[00:36:36] Oh, hell no.

[00:36:38] What the hell are you thinking, bro?

[00:36:44] I got that NQZ.

[00:36:48] We had our food, so.

[00:36:52] Hey y'all, y'all in the palace area.

[00:36:55] Seen and deemed it.

[00:36:57] Was good, Martinville was good.

[00:36:58] El Cameraman, hey, it's not my full-time job.

[00:37:03] I'm a good guy.

[00:37:04] Hey, but if y'all need a haircut

[00:37:05] and that was SeymourChops on Instagram,

[00:37:08] C-I-M-O-C-H-O-P-S.

[00:37:10] Yo, this guy's talking to me mostly.

[00:37:12] Chat!

[00:37:13] Hey, I got ads.

[00:37:15] You got ads?

[00:37:16] You guys see that ad so.

[00:37:20] All right.

[00:37:21] No, come on.

[00:37:22] Come on, bro, don't give that to me, bro.

[00:37:24] I'm not gonna play Jason, bro, don't go back, bro.

[00:37:27] We're gonna practice today, so we'll leave.

[00:37:29] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm good.

[00:37:35] I'm here to cut.

[00:37:36] Chill together, bro.

[00:37:37] All right, so what if we, what if we,

[00:37:39] what if we cut, chill, chill, chill, chill,

[00:37:40] let me see your teeth and check it.

[00:37:43] I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna fight.

[00:37:45] All right, hey, hold on, what are you doing?

[00:37:46] I don't want to fight, bro.

[00:37:47] Let me stop.

[00:37:50] I'm gonna fuck this up.

[00:37:51] All right, you should like put it down in here.

[00:37:56] You can't even see me, bro.

[00:38:00] All right, let's do it now, this is real.

[00:38:03] Where can I get it?

[00:38:07] Mark, cut.

[00:38:08] Put one in the cut, put one in my chest and bite it.

[00:38:11] I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:38:12] because I'm your client and stuff,

[00:38:13] like last time you messed with me.

[00:38:15] No, like I'm so serious that you coming too short.

[00:38:18] That you're here regarding to me.

[00:38:20] Alright.

[00:38:23] Hey, BuzzCud.

[00:38:24] Hey, I'll give myself a BuzzCud even though I didn't give myself a haircut.

[00:38:27] Hey, are you sure about that?

[00:38:31] If they give Jeff 100 subscribers?

[00:38:34] 100 gifted, I'll give BuzzCud.

[00:38:35] 100 gifted.

[00:38:36] 100 gifted.

[00:38:37] 100 gifted.

[00:38:38] Alright, what time is it?

[00:38:39] No, I can't do that to myself.

[00:38:40] I can't.

[00:38:41] No, it's the order.

[00:38:43] I can't.

[00:38:44] Yeah, look chocolate buzz the R9 cut

[00:38:49] Are you are you five hundred if you do on my foot?

[00:38:53] Five hundred right now. No, I'm dead. That's a new mission

[00:38:57] Five hundred for bus cut. I'm trying to look good, bro. Five hundred was good

[00:39:04] Yo, do my yo chat chat. We'll catch I get it soon. Are you keen to see me?

[00:39:10] That's all right

[00:39:14] Hey, a hundred gifted bus cut will do it or I'll do it myself I'll go bald for a hundred

[00:39:25] gifted.

[00:39:26] I don't think I should do it, bro.

[00:39:29] He made it.

[00:39:30] Yeah.

[00:39:31] You just gotta go 20.

[00:39:32] Alright, let's lock him, let's lock him.

[00:39:33] 20 seconds probably.

[00:39:34] Let's lock him, let's lock him.

[00:39:35] From, you know, you're my barber buddy trying to do the good and stuff.

[00:39:36] What do you mean?

[00:39:37] who's locking who's locking from you know you're my barber buddy trying to do

[00:39:43] the good stuff what do you actually do? what are you trying to do? oh no, with my

[00:39:49] hot chips. hey give me suggestions. I mean, you may switch up this area. I said you just keep the mullet.

[00:39:57] Excuse the moment?

[00:39:59] Yeah.

[00:40:01] Excuse the moment.

[00:40:03] How much do you want to cut from the front?

[00:40:05] Oh my god, bro.

[00:40:07] I don't know, man, I don't know.

[00:40:09] What should we do, bro?

[00:40:11] Messy texture.

[00:40:13] Messy texture A.

[00:40:15] Texture fringe and...

[00:40:17] Crazy.

[00:40:19] Is he body?

[00:40:21] Guys, I'm not body my viewers, bro.

[00:40:23] I got 100,000 viewers in here.

[00:40:25] I'll be bottom. I'll be bottom.

[00:40:27] I'll take her.

[00:40:29] Kaisa now ready. Kaisa now ready.

[00:40:31] Hey, mod cut. I say mod cut, bro. Mod cut. Mod.

[00:40:33] What's a mod cut?

[00:40:35] French cropped.

[00:40:39] Hey, 100 gift out of you. I'm a French cropped.

[00:40:41] Just getting ready, bro.

[00:40:43] I trust him.

[00:40:45] Just getting ready.

[00:40:47] Ah, sweet, my punch is actually there?

[00:40:54] Nah.

[00:40:55] And you remember when I, yeah, when you bleep?

[00:41:00] Whoa, balls.

[00:41:01] And then balls.

[00:41:02] Chahi, he knows taking the accent.

[00:41:04] Oh.

[00:41:05] Where was that accent?

[00:41:06] That was the accent.

[00:41:07] Yeah, it was the accent.

[00:41:08] And then it started bleeding.

[00:41:10] All right, I guess we're doing a mall cut.

[00:41:13] Oh

[00:41:18] He's easy

[00:41:23] Yeah, hey, how is this? Oh, it's pretty good. You see any set of sticks?

[00:41:36] First of vegetables

[00:41:38] All right

[00:41:42] All right chat 100 bits TPS bro, okay, you can make a what's a hundred bits TPS like that

[00:41:50] Like like they can talk to you

[00:41:54] But they give me money

[00:41:57] You don't say no a chat. How do you think it is, bro? Who me? Yeah

[00:42:05] Fiber below

[00:42:08] It's pretty big.

[00:42:09] Oh, no, no, no.

[00:42:11] I'm not talking about that.

[00:42:12] Are you going to get me right?

[00:42:14] Yeah.

[00:42:15] Whoa!

[00:42:16] That's what you got, bro.

[00:42:17] That's real good.

[00:42:18] What?

[00:42:19] What do you get?

[00:42:20] You should actually show it.

[00:42:21] Bro, bro's got this man on his face.

[00:42:24] What you been doing, bro?

[00:42:26] You gotta hit you in your day.

[00:42:28] Stop, stop, stop.

[00:42:29] All right.

[00:42:30] All right.

[00:42:31] Check.

[00:42:32] Listen, bro.

[00:42:33] Does someone take a picture of my before?

[00:42:37] All right chat take a picture before posting to the comm and we'll see after

[00:42:45] You can go to the right.

[00:42:46] Go with your head.

[00:42:47] Go with your head.

[00:42:48] Go with your head.

[00:42:49] What?

[00:42:50] Go with your head.

[00:42:51] What do you mean?

[00:42:52] Go with your head.

[00:42:53] Or now?

[00:42:54] Get me your head away.

[00:42:55] Alright.

[00:42:56] Alright.

[00:42:57] Why are you actually getting ripped, bro?

[00:43:03] Because I actually...

[00:43:05] For real?

[00:43:06] Yeah.

[00:43:07] You got to tell me about it.

[00:43:09] I don't need a six-pet, so I might right now, once you got a cold, you don't need a six-pet.

[00:43:35] I'm sorry.

[00:43:40] Buzz cut, bro.

[00:43:42] No, we're not doing a buzz cut.

[00:43:44] Alright, that's our first hundred bits.

[00:43:47] See what he's doing?

[00:43:48] Jagoye cheered. X100. Good luck with the haircut.

[00:43:52] Also, your barber is bogey in disguise. He just trying to grief you.

[00:43:56] Literally, bro. You look like one of my old bros, bro.

[00:43:59] Bogey?

[00:44:00] Yeah.

[00:44:01] Look at all his hair.

[00:44:03] Show me.

[00:44:04] oh shoot you look clean right now what do you mean yeah I'm not you by him bro

[00:44:11] Kaisa and I are ready to meet

[00:44:16] hey jevley a cheered x100 good luck with the haircut also your barber is

[00:44:23] bogey in disguise he just trying to grief you

[00:44:27] Child, you're gonna

[00:44:29] Your hair look he fired. I just what I just waited for the way I say I start

[00:44:34] Bogey I think both you can roll them bro. You gotta go on switch

[00:44:44] Yeah, I mean

[00:44:57] I know I look good right now, bro.

[00:45:01] Just tell me I look good, Chad. Come on.

[00:45:04] Come on, boy. Get back to work, boy.

[00:45:09] Wait.

[00:45:12] There's a quick skin cut right now?

[00:45:16] What the hell?

[00:45:18] Why did nobody tell me that?

[00:45:22] There's so many tomas going on there, I don't even know.

[00:45:27] So so what's the tell me side of going with you want to keep the movie

[00:45:40] What are my order my other options you want to keep a marker?

[00:45:47] Yeah, what do you guys have to go?

[00:45:49] Hey, he still doesn't know

[00:45:53] Lucky blog paper you want to do a blog sticker?

[00:45:57] I got this one.

[00:46:00] I got a light.

[00:46:02] I got this one.

[00:46:03] Blue off next cheered, X100.

[00:46:06] PLS bald hen he needs to see his rice again with his long hair he can't build mullet it looks like a ninja.

[00:46:12] Alright brother.

[00:46:15] It's gotta be here.

[00:46:17] Blue off next cheered, X100.

[00:46:20] PLS bald hen he needs to see his rice again with his long hair he can't build mullet it looks like a ninja.

[00:46:26] I can't do it.

[00:46:29] We'll take it back.

[00:46:30] Listen, listen, my hair grows fast.

[00:46:33] So you want to do it?

[00:46:34] It's funny, you know, right?

[00:46:36] It's fun to look good, bro.

[00:46:38] Shouldn't you have your hair cut?

[00:46:39] I don't know the hair cut.

[00:46:41] I don't, I don't have a fan of the people, bro.

[00:46:44] Like him, the main character in this world.

[00:46:47] You get what I'm saying?

[00:46:50] One, one.

[00:46:52] You want this?

[00:46:56] I'm so generic.

[00:47:00] Alright.

[00:47:03] I sort of missed that.

[00:47:05] He didn't want it.

[00:47:07] Oh, hold on.

[00:47:09] He didn't want it.

[00:47:15] Get the mocha.

[00:47:19] Buzz.

[00:47:20] Just get rid of mocha.

[00:47:22] Can I get rid of mocha? You think I'll be chopped?

[00:47:24] You gotta wear your head, bro.

[00:47:27] This is a mod cut.

[00:47:35] That's a mod cut?

[00:47:37] Yeah.

[00:47:39] What do you think I should get?

[00:47:44] It's simple if you want to keep it, it's still a mod cut.

[00:47:47] Okay, it's a mod cut?

[00:47:49] I got a trick.

[00:47:51] I showed them this.

[00:47:53] Do you want to mess with this thing?

[00:48:01] Lueff next cheered, X100, Irfat Barber is definitely going to cook her hair you're

[00:48:06] going to cry after I can swear at her mother.

[00:48:10] They said yes.

[00:48:12] You know what, let's just do a mug here.

[00:48:15] Let's just do a mug cover.

[00:48:17] Listen, I just need to tell you know how I go to my girl, she's like, mmhmm, you

[00:48:21] got a girl?

[00:48:22] Yeah, I do a story time what happened? Oh, it's a thing girl

[00:48:38] Wait

[00:48:41] Yes, sir

[00:48:48] Yo

[00:48:52] Yes daddy!

[00:48:59] Yes daddy!

[00:49:03] Yes dad!

[00:49:07] Yes daddy!

[00:49:11] Can I get a dead eyes?

[00:49:15] Someone said I got a dead eyes.

[00:49:18] I cannot see my dad.

[00:49:22] So you are so grinding your guys girls

[00:49:42] Do okay, we have a marker and what else can we do

[00:49:48] Can we do both

[00:49:52] Yeah, we're gonna do a mod cut, okay?

[00:49:57] So do a story time, what happened with you, bro?

[00:50:02] Nah, I'm good. I don't want to keep down and down, bro.

[00:50:05] Yeah.

[00:50:07] Respectful.

[00:50:08] Jeff, just go for a mod cut.

[00:50:10] Alright, I'll just get a mod cut, bro.

[00:50:15] Yo, Chaz.

[00:50:16] juggly a cheered x100 give him a white boy comb over haircut with a fade on the

[00:50:23] sides also the barber is so handsome I want to bring him home with me

[00:50:28] Jeff still mocks though

[00:50:45] You smell the candle

[00:50:50] Smells like carriage

[00:50:52] Why do you have a carrot?

[00:50:54] I like carrots.

[00:50:56] What's your time count?

[00:51:00] I don't know.

[00:51:02] She got pushed around.

[00:51:05] Do you sell your barber?

[00:51:07] What does that mean?

[00:51:09] I don't get it.

[00:51:13] I don't know if you can say that.

[00:51:15] End game, end game.

[00:51:17] You know, Asia Jazz time is now with 115,000 years?

[00:51:22] Yeah, but we're prime, Jack.

[00:51:24] We're prime, bro.

[00:51:29] Damn.

[00:51:32] I want to deal with the bet.

[00:51:34] How long do I want the bet?

[00:51:36] Uh, not so long.

[00:51:43] Motivational speed to get it, Jack.

[00:51:47] Hey, when Jeff first started coming to me, bro, he was depressed.

[00:51:54] Started screaming, started grinding, grinding.

[00:51:57] Now we at Honate viewers, bro.

[00:52:00] We made it, chat.

[00:52:03] Let's go home, man.

[00:52:06] And mugging everybody, bro.

[00:52:13] Yes sir. Why not get a middle part?

[00:52:18] Because it's two inches straight for that.

[00:52:21] Should I get a perm?

[00:52:23] No.

[00:52:24] Why not? Is that safe?

[00:52:28] If I just don't get a perm.

[00:52:31] I look good with a perm.

[00:52:34] What do you think of the people who say it's fake viewers room?

[00:52:38] If you're not gonna eat it on you're not doing something right chat

[00:52:44] You know I'm saying

[00:52:46] That's why Christen and I hated on bro

[00:52:50] He was too successful world people don't want to see people succeed, bro

[00:52:55] Now we're getting a cut chat

[00:52:58] People can stay in here on me bro, but we're getting a cut we love one up

[00:53:03] You feel me not staying chat. We are getting view by the dough

[00:53:08] You are? Yeah we are.

[00:53:11] I'm the FWC that you have.

[00:53:13] I don't know. Probably more than I should have known you.

[00:53:19] Wait, is that Joy May in the chat? Joy May came in the chat bro.

[00:53:27] Joy May, we're playing Fortnite right? After this haircut?

[00:53:32] Let's do a dual 4 inch chamber. Let's say the word.

[00:53:38] Let me know.

[00:53:41] I don't know, yes. Hi, hi girly.

[00:53:45] I got a lot of time on my incident. I'm starting to take time. You're good girly.

[00:53:52] What, hill?

[00:53:54] What are you talking about?

[00:53:56] I don't know.

[00:53:57] I'm pretty good bro, I trust in this mod cut dude, worst case scenario we can always

[00:54:11] buzz, but then I'm gonna become an egg again, I'm gonna become an egg again, oh my god

[00:54:21] for me I'm stuck to your only fans girly poppy

[00:54:26] go bald

[00:54:28] I'm not going bald

[00:54:31] I mean I do look good

[00:54:33] I do kind of look good with no hair

[00:54:37] no hair

[00:54:38] and I'm more lean now so

[00:54:40] I'm probably looking better

[00:54:47] what's it like cutting hair bro?

[00:54:49] I'm not going to lie to the board of it, I was going to the goon, like when you cut your

[00:54:57] clients and stuff?

[00:54:58] Yeah, especially you, you like little petite, so like, what's the stuff?

[00:55:03] What you eat today bro?

[00:55:06] Nothing.

[00:55:07] That's probably why.

[00:55:08] I cheated on my diet today.

[00:55:09] What should I do?

[00:55:10] What did you eat?

[00:55:11] I ate vegetarian food.

[00:55:12] That's not your diet.

[00:55:13] What should I do?

[00:55:14] What should I do with you?

[00:55:16] I ain't a vegetarian either.

[00:55:18] That's why you're cheating me.

[00:55:19] I ain't in this boat.

[00:55:21] How was she?

[00:55:22] Because I already know what I was going to eat today.

[00:55:25] But I didn't pay for her.

[00:55:27] So she paid for me.

[00:55:29] It's $90.

[00:55:32] She'll be girlfriend chat.

[00:55:35] How am I supposed to be?

[00:55:37] But you're not in pay today, Chair.

[00:55:39] I didn't pay.

[00:55:40] Right after I went to Burlington, if y'all know what that is, Burlington, yeah.

[00:55:47] Burlington, and then I bought carrot cake, candle, and then I went to bathroom body work,

[00:55:53] and I bought this lotion.

[00:55:56] Because tell me why, Chad.

[00:55:59] If you put on lotion, I just found out your cologne lasted longer.

[00:56:05] So I'm gonna start being that method.

[00:56:08] What? Wait, do you cut your own hair? That's what they're asking you.

[00:56:15] Huh?

[00:56:16] Do you be cutting your own hair?

[00:56:18] You guys, you're pissed me? Is it mine?

[00:56:20] Yeah. You look like a...

[00:56:23] Sweet morning.

[00:56:24] You look like that character from BTN. Franklin?

[00:56:27] Dan, bro, I hear your stomach, bro.

[00:56:32] What are they?

[00:56:33] We do get some pull-ups. You got me?

[00:56:36] Yeah, you got me?

[00:56:38] Yeah, let you go pay for me.

[00:56:54] Yeah, I don't have that much money, bro.

[00:56:56] We start crying.

[00:56:58] No, I don't, bro.

[00:57:00] So I'm gonna break it down.

[00:57:02] I'm gonna do that.

[00:57:06] I don't think I've ever seen you cry.

[00:57:08] No.

[00:57:10] Barbara, how are you mugging you?

[00:57:12] How tall are you?

[00:57:14] 6'1"?

[00:57:16] I'm like 5'1", 5'2".

[00:57:26] What are you going to do to basically...

[00:57:28] I'm a knock-a-knock, bro.

[00:57:30] How bad are you going to knock-a-knock?

[00:57:32] Like a 67%

[00:57:36] Hey, and then after you knock them out, spit on them

[00:57:40] I have two of them in the same shape

[00:57:44] Stop trying to mod the camera

[00:57:48] Cause Arlington, sweet as hell

[00:57:52] What does that mean? Arlington, needs some Arlington

[00:57:55] or the quote

[00:57:56] Explain it

[00:57:59] You don't know what that means?

[00:58:01] You'd be like, uh...

[00:58:03] I'm from Washington.

[00:58:06] But who would turn to Washington as a city?

[00:58:09] That's actually...

[00:58:13] Explain.

[00:58:17] I love you, though.

[00:58:19] I love you, that's what your ex said, right?

[00:58:22] My ex, my girl says that a lot.

[00:58:25] I love you!

[00:58:27] So give us a story of like your ex.

[00:58:32] My ex?

[00:58:33] Yeah.

[00:58:34] You don't even want to know though.

[00:58:37] I just thought it was awkward.

[00:58:40] Kids, it's a real stuff.

[00:58:43] Like, we ought to get older and help to date, like, older and help to date.

[00:58:48] Don't do it.

[00:58:49] Just crack.

[00:58:50] Crack.

[00:58:51] Just crack them, bro.

[00:58:52] Like, it's not one a day, no days.

[00:58:55] I'm a pro.

[00:59:00] Yeah, I feel you.

[00:59:02] Full honesty.

[00:59:04] Even though I'm serious.

[00:59:05] Nah, I'd be feeling that sometimes.

[00:59:07] You get a fire?

[00:59:09] Yeah.

[00:59:11] Is there any pain for car insurance every month?

[00:59:14] What? You can't feel the car insurance?

[00:59:16] No, I was just making a reference to that.

[00:59:18] I can't even go through it.

[00:59:20] Okay.

[00:59:21] I was here from the speed rate oh yeah how did that go I told you about that what

[00:59:38] the 20th of New York bro if you told you then you know or not like you told me

[00:59:46] I was there I mean like how do we know I went terrible the moment I walked in

[00:59:53] everybody caught the booze yeah but it's fine that's why I'm a six-pack

[01:00:00] yo who hurt you bro she heard you know saying check she heard you look like

[01:00:13] I like Asian Jacks.

[01:00:16] Chad, that's because I am an Asian Jack.

[01:00:18] I thought you were a Black Jack.

[01:00:21] Well, I want to be a, sometimes I want to be like a

[01:00:25] Malaysian.

[01:00:26] Like a Malaysian?

[01:00:27] Yeah.

[01:00:29] Like Black and Asian?

[01:00:31] Or?

[01:00:32] So like I kind of have a Black Dad.

[01:00:34] If I had a Black Dad?

[01:00:36] What's wrong with your dad?

[01:00:37] Oh, my dad's chill, but if I had a Black Dad, bro,

[01:00:40] that'd be tough.

[01:00:43] You know what I'm saying?

[01:00:44] They're not going to handle that, right?

[01:00:47] What?

[01:00:48] You what?

[01:00:50] You disappeared in the night.

[01:00:53] I'm good.

[01:00:58] Chad, can you guys see my hinky?

[01:01:01] We get it. We're going to get it on.

[01:01:05] But your kids are going to be half Hispanic half, right?

[01:01:08] You know?

[01:01:09] Or a Mexican half.

[01:01:11] What is that called?

[01:01:12] Hispanic and Asian.

[01:01:15] Chino?

[01:01:16] Yeah.

[01:01:18] Chino.

[01:01:20] You look like Duke Dennis.

[01:01:25] It's a rash.

[01:01:27] I don't get rashes on it.

[01:01:29] Yo, are you high, bro?

[01:01:30] No, I'm not.

[01:01:33] I'm just chatting.

[01:01:38] You know what it is?

[01:01:39] that gives you a testosterone.

[01:01:44] Yeah, it makes you more fertile.

[01:01:49] I'm serious.

[01:01:49] That's how you get over that.

[01:01:52] Yeah.

[01:01:58] Are you on any pit side now?

[01:02:00] No, no.

[01:02:02] Stay healthy.

[01:02:03] I'm black, God bless me for tonight.

[01:02:09] Yeah, how's my barber doing?

[01:02:15] One to ten, one to ten.

[01:02:18] You wanna say two?

[01:02:24] How long do you want to keep the phone?

[01:02:27] Uh, it's up to you, bro.

[01:02:30] Last time you cut it short, maybe it chops.

[01:02:34] But maybe I'll trust you this time, bro.

[01:02:39] And also like it's getting annoying with the bangs, but it's like oh keep good sometimes

[01:02:49] Prime Jeff income when that's the link arriving y'all make sure to try that one girl

[01:02:55] Like what's that?

[01:02:58] It's like

[01:03:05] Too much work

[01:03:09] Now they're making bank bullets.

[01:03:12] I'm already making money doing what I'm doing, so I don't want to trade anything.

[01:03:17] True.

[01:03:18] It's gonna fall from here.

[01:03:20] Bro, prime director's back, bro.

[01:03:25] Chad, Chad, look, look, look.

[01:03:34] If I give you the same bill as I do when I work again, why do you take two of them?

[01:03:37] No.

[01:03:38] 20, 20 bands? No. I don't have a tattoo by the way. How do I pin a message on my phone?

[01:03:52] Yo, Ma, do you want to pin that real quick, please? No, I don't have a tattoo. Is that good or bad?

[01:04:02] That's the blue one.

[01:04:11] What?

[01:04:14] Yeah, I'm gonna get out of your controller.

[01:04:17] It's really out of my controller.

[01:04:23] You want my bomb?

[01:04:25] Okay, I can't tell.

[01:04:26] A little bit?

[01:04:28] Is it genetics?

[01:04:30] What am I too stressed?

[01:04:35] Yo, Agent Jeff, what language do you speak?

[01:04:38] Don't speak my language. You look like you could run a country, bro.

[01:04:42] What's that?

[01:04:43] That starts with the T.

[01:04:48] If the night was the night that I would fall for you.

[01:04:56] How about right now?

[01:04:57] Over and out!

[01:05:00] you're pregnant? You're pregnant though. Please don't ever do that again. How long do you want

[01:05:13] it? Okay how long should we get a chat? Chat's day for a hundred and two Katie. Tanner. No

[01:05:26] So why is my channel moving so slow, bro?

[01:05:29] You don't even need to check for us.

[01:05:32] How I can't read.

[01:05:38] Cut off too much.

[01:05:41] They said eyebrow length. Is that good?

[01:05:44] That's right, right here.

[01:05:47] Is that a good event?

[01:05:48] That's a little.

[01:05:50] Alright, bro. Let's go back a little bit.

[01:05:53] over again

[01:06:03] And, yeah, full box.

[01:06:09] Yo, you think you can clean up my eyebrows for me, though?

[01:06:12] Okay, where's that, where's that?

[01:06:14] I don't got a razor to break.

[01:06:22] Over again, your bands.

[01:06:29] Above the eyebrows.

[01:06:30] Get the mousy doll.

[01:06:32] What's Mao Zedong?

[01:06:38] Oh, that guy was a Chinese dictator, bro.

[01:06:41] You do not learn about him in school?

[01:06:45] They only teach about Maoism, sir.

[01:06:48] I think they taught about Mao Zedong.

[01:06:53] What do they teach you guys in Texas?

[01:06:55] I have an empire, a Roman empire.

[01:06:58] A Roman empire?

[01:06:59] You know I have a theory, right?

[01:07:02] All that is fake history, girl.

[01:07:05] It's a distraction.

[01:07:07] From what?

[01:07:08] From the real world.

[01:07:11] The aliens.

[01:07:14] We live among aliens.

[01:07:17] Are you an alien?

[01:07:19] Yes.

[01:07:20] Do you need a fact check?

[01:07:29] I got you guys bro, hello birdie man, you ever been in a scrap or not, and we have a

[01:07:43] spark man, you're too tall bro, I can't put it on you, hey did you see the fight

[01:07:47] me, Jason Louis, my boy, look out, dude I fought high friend and got knocked out,

[01:07:53] Yeah, I thought him bro, and he got, he beat me bro.

[01:08:03] 2-1 bro, 3-1.

[01:08:05] You knocked me out?

[01:08:07] I did knock me out, but I beat you man.

[01:08:10] Over again.

[01:08:15] Yeah.

[01:08:17] To the trash

[01:08:33] He's famous again. Yeah, we need it, bro

[01:08:39] We need it, bro

[01:08:41] Let's go dude!

[01:08:43] Maybe you should leave that card somewhere in the video.

[01:08:45] What?

[01:08:46] I actually did just make that.

[01:08:48] You wanna see it?

[01:08:50] Here.

[01:08:51] Look at this.

[01:08:55] I made it!

[01:08:57] I have a hundred thousand viewers!

[01:09:00] Yay!

[01:09:01] Oh, I'm gonna make it!

[01:09:04] I'm gonna make it!

[01:09:06] I have a hundred thousand viewers!

[01:09:09] What's this character called?

[01:09:11] The Buzz?

[01:09:13] Oh, it looks good in the Buzz.

[01:09:15] Right?

[01:09:17] Yeah, this is a really good initiative.

[01:09:19] So why am I keeping this, bro?

[01:09:21] Because you didn't want to buzz.

[01:09:23] If I buzzed, what kind of buzz would you have done for me?

[01:09:25] I don't know.

[01:09:27] I don't know.

[01:09:29] I don't know.

[01:09:31] I don't know.

[01:09:33] I don't know.

[01:09:35] I don't know.

[01:09:37] I can see where it's over, I can see some of the texture.

[01:09:41] For some of our problems.

[01:09:43] Bro, do I just buzz check?

[01:09:45] Do I just re-cube, bro?

[01:09:50] It's like, it's like, it's like, I feel like mine.

[01:09:53] I feel like it's like, like I'll go back for it.

[01:09:57] So once my buzz grows out, what's the next step?

[01:10:01] Then I decide again.

[01:10:04] That's when you redefine yourself.

[01:10:06] What does that mean?

[01:10:08] New legacy.

[01:10:10] No, man, you're gonna be chopped.

[01:10:12] No, please.

[01:10:14] Just because you're chopped doesn't mean you're gonna be chopped.

[01:10:18] Tongue in?

[01:10:20] Yeah, I'm talking to the tech.

[01:10:22] Okay, go to the shop, bro.

[01:10:26] I'm not going to be chopped, bro.

[01:10:28] I thought it was not worth it for us.

[01:10:32] Nah Chad, you're mean like me. I look good.

[01:10:36] The thing is, I got a stick stuck Chad, so like, I'll look good in the bus.

[01:10:44] I'm mocking right now bro.

[01:10:52] Yeah, he's, oh, who's that?

[01:10:54] Who?

[01:10:55] He's cutting bro.

[01:10:56] I did not, that was my call.

[01:10:58] Not how that works.

[01:11:01] You can blow your eyebrows off?

[01:11:04] Not my eyebrows are good.

[01:11:06] Everybody keeps saying I have eyebrows.

[01:11:10] Everybody says they're good.

[01:11:13] You know you're good.

[01:11:28] I

[01:11:39] Try my cooking so far

[01:11:45] Wait, is this gonna be coffee

[01:11:52] They said yes, you're barbers doing so good

[01:11:55] Holy how much you pay this guy?

[01:12:01] Hey, bro, no, I didn't say it

[01:12:08] Yeah, you're a bar, but what the hell been I get them

[01:12:13] Don't don't worry about my shadow

[01:12:15] They're on our periods

[01:12:18] They need a tampon

[01:12:21] Okay, you guys need to tamper

[01:12:25] I'm ready.

[01:12:27] A dead pill.

[01:12:31] You need a deep pill? Get some Tata Lapil.

[01:12:34] You know what Tata Lapil is?

[01:12:36] No.

[01:12:38] What was that?

[01:12:40] Tata Lapil? Wait, are you gonna make a TikTok?

[01:12:43] On your TikTok now?

[01:12:45] Yeah.

[01:12:46] That's a good opportunity.

[01:12:48] I don't know if I'm going to just record any videos for a moment.

[01:13:18] Ah, my hair!

[01:13:20] Yeah, I'm not a media stalker, though.

[01:14:18] I don't know what to do.

[01:14:25] I don't know what to do.

[01:14:27] No sound. I don't know what to do.

[01:14:32] No sound. No sound, my miss.

[01:14:35] No, my miss. No, my miss.

[01:14:38] No, my miss.

[01:14:40] Boo.

[01:14:42] Alright chat, after the segment chat,

[01:14:45] I know what we need to do.

[01:14:47] Yo, where'd you get that Topgolf thing or what is it called?

[01:14:49] That hoodie?

[01:14:50] Yes.

[01:14:51] Is that your merch that you're making or what?

[01:14:53] No, I don't make merch.

[01:14:54] Uh...

[01:14:55] You just want to give me free hoodie, bro?

[01:14:58] Yeah, because they're a Topgolf.

[01:14:59] Appreciate it, bro.

[01:15:01] You go.

[01:15:01] You're wearing it right now, right?

[01:15:03] No, I'm not.

[01:15:04] And I can't see what I'm wearing.

[01:15:06] No.

[01:15:07] This is like the storefront.

[01:15:09] Some storefront.

[01:15:10] Wait, the stores are...

[01:15:12] You know they're haunted, right?

[01:15:14] For real?

[01:15:15] Yeah, you don't know who could have worded in past.

[01:15:18] That's true.

[01:15:18] It could have been a murderer.

[01:15:20] That's true.

[01:15:21] You could be cursed right now.

[01:15:24] Yeah, that's not true.

[01:15:26] You don't believe in cursed spirits?

[01:15:28] I do, but I also believe in fiends.

[01:15:31] So it's on the truth.

[01:15:33] Amen.

[01:15:33] As long as I pray.

[01:15:35] Amen.

[01:15:37] What does Todd Boyden mean, Jack?

[01:15:40] Hell, holy bro, you blew up again, bro?

[01:15:42] I see the vision bro. Is this how my hair is going to look every morning I wake up?

[01:15:52] Yeah, I do.

[01:15:53] Oh, bro, everyone keeps telling me to use texture powder bro.

[01:15:58] Yeah please.

[01:15:59] You do?

[01:16:00] Clay or texture powder?

[01:16:01] Clay or texture powder?

[01:16:02] It's better for your hair.

[01:16:03] That's just the whole texture powder just.

[01:16:06] So because I'm Asian right?

[01:16:07] Yeah.

[01:16:08] So do I shower in the morning and then do it or can I wake up and then do it?

[01:16:13] Or should I wake up wet my hair and then do it?

[01:16:18] So it doesn't matter

[01:16:26] So do I need to make my hair dry or can I just do as soon as I wake up?

[01:16:31] Or do I

[01:16:34] Like how do I know if it works?

[01:16:36] We don't see it.

[01:16:38] All right, I want to see the difference and I want to see the

[01:16:41] the half there over there.

[01:16:43] Chat, I'm gonna glow up, bro.

[01:16:45] Shout out to my barber man.

[01:16:47] Start using clay pattern or whatever it's called.

[01:16:51] For my hair and stuff, you still need

[01:16:54] for my dead up new way to your hair gets damp.

[01:16:57] What does that mean?

[01:16:59] Your barber's voice is soothing.

[01:17:02] That's a compliment, by the way.

[01:17:04] Can you flex your muscles?

[01:17:11] No, she does not.

[01:17:15] Jason is planning a little rough. He can climb on me all he wants. I'm going to knock him out when we take a check.

[01:17:21] I'm going to knock him out.

[01:17:22] You guys are missing right now?

[01:17:24] No, apparently he's planning on me.

[01:17:27] He's watching the stream?

[01:17:29] I'm watching this show.

[01:17:39] First we hit him with a sea salt.

[01:17:40] Chad, can someone put it in the conch?

[01:17:43] When you're done with the haircut?

[01:17:46] I think you can put it down with the stem.

[01:17:49] So sea salt first, and then pressure guard.

[01:17:51] Yeah.

[01:17:52] It's the best one I've used.

[01:17:54] What do you think about base?

[01:18:04] Good burn.

[01:18:05] I've never tried it before.

[01:18:06] Is that the touch primer?

[01:18:07] No, it's the clay.

[01:18:08] Oh, clay.

[01:18:09] This one.

[01:18:10] Yeah.

[01:18:11] Show me how you like, you'd be like using it.

[01:18:12] You'd sminger it?

[01:18:13] Yeah.

[01:18:14] Yeah.

[01:18:15] Show me how you like you'd be like

[01:18:22] Your finger

[01:18:26] Okay, and then what two three five or it was on $12 best laid out

[01:18:32] So, you just finger it like that?

[01:18:35] Yeah, so you can't see it.

[01:18:37] And then you just do that?

[01:18:39] Yeah.

[01:18:41] Chad, how we looking, Chad?

[01:18:47] I'm by the end of my bed around the home.

[01:18:51] What's up?

[01:18:53] That's him, so what?

[01:18:56] Yeah.

[01:19:02] I'm on full level with everything alone.

[01:19:06] I like to wonder about that.

[01:19:16] So, do I need that here?

[01:19:17] Yeah.

[01:19:18] I want to know what it is.

[01:19:22] How much is it?

[01:19:24] Good?

[01:19:25] Yeah.

[01:19:26] What does that do?

[01:19:27] This is 800.

[01:19:28] What does that do?

[01:19:29] Right there here.

[01:20:02] Open up!

[01:20:11] Damn, I see it!

[01:20:15] Can I see it? Holy mad texture in your hair now.

[01:20:18] Do I just look like a lecture loser, bro?

[01:20:20] That!

[01:20:22] I look like a anime character.

[01:20:24] Just a little bit.

[01:20:26] Not that much.

[01:20:28] After your hair.

[01:20:29] Do I need that hair dryer or is it not essential?

[01:20:31] I mean, you can get a different hairdryer, but not that one.

[01:20:34] That's a Dyson one?

[01:20:35] Yeah.

[01:20:39] What is like, what do you like do for you?

[01:20:42] It is dry on your hair?

[01:20:43] Yeah, it's dry.

[01:20:46] Electrical, fine.

[01:20:48] Alright, bro.

[01:20:50] Damn, bro, when you pull my hair like that, it hurts.

[01:20:53] I don't like when you don't...

[01:20:53] You don't say that the other times I pull your hair.

[01:21:01] All right, you know what we got to do for the teeth I could.

[01:21:06] I'm gonna adjust a few things.

[01:21:41] not that

[01:21:50] my job is fast, right?

[01:21:54] do you know what you need to do?

[01:21:57] do you know what you need to do?

[01:22:00] I know what you need to do.

[01:22:07] 719 just subscribed so hot

[01:22:20] Yes, 719 just subscribed so hot

[01:22:37] In my skin still chocolate.

[01:22:47] Oh, not as bad.

[01:22:48] This is a good one.

[01:22:49] Wait till the acutines done, bro.

[01:22:52] Okay, once the acutine is done, bro, I'm a mob, bro.

[01:23:01] Only got a few more months.

[01:23:04] How, bro, how are you, man?

[01:23:09] Sorry about that.

[01:23:11] It should be you, not Jason.

[01:23:14] No, bro, Jason deserves everything, bro.

[01:23:16] It's a go.

[01:23:20] Check Jason's a go, bro.

[01:23:26] He's not the go.

[01:23:28] He'll be the go once you've been up.

[01:23:33] You don't want to kill me bro, I'm not even gonna...

[01:23:49] He hates you, he wants to kill you.

[01:23:57] I don't know.

[01:24:03] He mugging me Jason.

[01:24:06] He's not mugging me.

[01:24:11] He making you fresh bro?

[01:24:15] Jeff, you gotta know how to style it bro.

[01:24:18] Well, I already know.

[01:24:19] Just take your powder, right?

[01:24:21] No.

[01:24:22] Take your powder, right?

[01:24:23] Wait a minute.

[01:24:24] Wake up, shower, cool down.

[01:24:25] I don't shower in the morning, but...

[01:24:26] these two these two are the best in the market 2.5 and jake 2.5

[01:24:31] when i'm on jake when jake i think

[01:24:34] hey

[01:24:44] it's not it's just prayer it's not a

[01:24:48] game sponsor don't listen to it these are not my sponsors i'm not sponsored by

[01:24:54] Nobody

[01:25:05] What am I

[01:25:54] Look at the camera, I'm doing this one after, or after this hair cut, I got you.

[01:26:04] I got you bro.

[01:26:15] you it's okay Chad we only have a hundred twelve thousand viewers

[01:26:23] nobody saw me

[01:26:32] yeah you're taking your sweet time bro you want me back at me

[01:26:39] I need the TikTok right?

[01:26:41] I need the TikTok.

[01:26:47] Mmmm.

[01:26:49] Cook.

[01:26:51] You cook bro.

[01:26:52] Alright, alright, let me show you the haircut.

[01:26:54] Alright, let me take this off.

[01:26:56] Hold up, hold up.

[01:26:57] My feet is still...

[01:26:59] ...toad.

[01:27:01] Whoa!

[01:27:09] you

[01:27:39] you

[01:28:09] you

[01:28:39] you

[01:29:09] you

[01:29:39] you

[01:30:09] I

[01:30:14] My son

[01:30:26] Dude that's actually good you crack my back

[01:30:29] You look hot

[01:30:32] No, it says oh you and me you're you're grown official here, too

[01:30:37] Bro, it's not growing a facial hair when I met him, Ted.

[01:30:41] It's gotta be the pets, sir.

[01:30:42] You're a deskey.

[01:30:44] He's gotta be the pets, sir.

[01:30:45] But I gotta think down the belief to be his eyes, bro.

[01:30:49] I think it's the pets, sir.

[01:30:55] He's not like I love him, though.

[01:30:57] No.

[01:31:00] He's not?

[01:31:02] That we use in the chat, oh I ruined it, that we use in the chat, just go brother love,

[01:31:16] that we use in the chat, alright bro, give a shout out, give yourself a shout out bro.

[01:31:22] Hey, SeymourTops on Instagram, TikTok, yeah, and YouTube, I got a total subscriber, SeymourTops,

[01:31:30] goymate.com

[01:31:32] so that is your name?

[01:31:34] nah, it's not

[01:31:36] that's what it is

[01:31:38] goymate.com

[01:31:40] I appreciate your name

[01:31:42] I love you

[01:31:44] thank you

[01:31:50] one is

[01:31:52] what does that mean?

[01:31:54] I don't understand

[01:31:56] oh, you're 15?

[01:31:58] $50 check

[01:32:01] Really?

[01:32:03] $50 check

[01:32:10] Dad are you look sexy?

[01:32:12] That was a good cover. I push it up. So my style is not cut

[01:32:18] 50 $50 chat slimy a barber game. I'm a slime you

[01:32:22] No!

[01:32:23] Wait.

[01:32:24] I'm a slowness.

[01:32:25] I'm a slowness.

[01:32:26] Okay, I got a neighbor that's really sick.

[01:32:28] Fuck.

[01:32:29] Um, you guys know?

[01:32:31] Yeah.

[01:32:32] You remember, right?

[01:32:35] Yeah.

[01:32:36] Is that someone in the courtroom?

[01:32:38] Yeah.

[01:32:39] Yeah, guys, give me the money.

[01:32:40] Scammer's right?

[01:32:41] Yeah.

[01:32:42] I don't have the scammer, but he's a cactuero.

[01:32:44] Don't see every day hunting.

[01:32:47] Don't go to the zoo.

[01:32:49] Oh, these barbers, the expenses you saved, bro.

[01:32:52] Hey, $50 for an outpour, that's expensive!

[01:32:57] Okay, don't think that's a valid price?

[01:33:00] Be honest, sir.

[01:33:14] You broke.

[01:33:16] Yeah, I broke.

[01:33:18] All right, bro. I'm gonna leave you guys here.

[01:33:20] All right, bye, dude.

[01:33:25] In the suite, Ethan.

[01:33:26] Nah, I got it.

[01:33:28] I don't know, I see it.

[01:33:31] Yeah, I see it. I see it. I see it.

[01:33:32] That's your son.

[01:33:33] That's my son?

[01:33:33] Yeah, that's your son.

[01:33:35] Brian, look what the election was in.

[01:33:37] Charlie, did this?

[01:33:41] I see the link to the product.

[01:33:43] I don't know.

[01:33:44] ah

[01:33:50] Kevzu just subscribed

[01:33:53] Well, I'll tell you

[01:33:55] Check all my partner see more talk C. I am old C H OPS or take up Instagram

[01:34:05] So chat

[01:34:14] I

[01:34:19] Have to just subscribe

[01:34:34] Race person yeah, yeah, you're like you're like my girl

[01:34:44] I'll take it. It's my sweatshirt now. Chad, why are my glasses so foggy, bro? What do

[01:34:59] What are you guys thinking about the hair cut?

[01:35:02] Hm? None?

[01:35:04] Well, let me clean my glasses.

[01:35:13] I'm bad, don't steal my pet pad, bro.

[01:35:16] Read all my clothes!

[01:35:17] Not killers?

[01:35:20] What?

[01:35:21] All of them are not killers?

[01:35:29] This is what it is.

[01:35:31] You guys want me to look at that?

[01:35:33] You have to check on the bar and make sure he's not spilling anything before he leaves the house.

[01:35:38] Bro, what the hell? He just got him, bro.

[01:35:41] Dude, they think you're going to stay up for me, bro.

[01:35:44] My chat's racist, bro.

[01:35:49] Since he's Chinese, you get it, you get it.

[01:35:53] That was water.

[01:35:55] Alright, bro.

[01:35:57] I appreciate the comment you home safe, bro

[01:36:12] In six yeah, I'd be in the lake

[01:36:20] I have a safe travel

[01:36:27] I don't think so, you didn't steal any of my pets, I swear.

[01:36:37] All right, have a good one.

[01:36:43] Chat, bro.

[01:36:45] Did my barber get me right?

[01:36:48] Oh, I need a stretch.

[01:36:53] I'm so...

[01:36:55] Oh my back.

[01:36:57] Yo, you do, yeah, you got me right?

[01:37:01] Sorry.

[01:37:02] Y'all think that was worth $50?

[01:37:04] What did you say about the hair?

[01:37:06] Yo, I just got out, I'm out the line, I have good hair, bro.

[01:37:09] I just got to learn how to style, bro.

[01:37:11] I don't really know how to style.

[01:37:13] So, Chad, correct me if I'm wrong.

[01:37:15] Wake up, I don't shower.

[01:37:17] I put some sea salt spray in my hair.

[01:37:20] Or should I wet my hair first?

[01:37:23] my hair first the moment I wake up water and then sea salt spray and then texture

[01:37:31] clear powder powder right that's how I get style my hair right

[01:37:36] chat shower night and morning no bro that's too much work bro that's too much

[01:37:44] work bro look at my veins chat y'all see my veins bro

[01:37:53] Oh, wow, I'm scared, bro.

[01:38:15] All right boys, next segment, 200 push-ups, yes or no?

[01:38:39] 200 push-ups segment, yes or no?

[01:38:45] Yes.

[01:38:46] All right.

[01:38:47] We're going to do 200 push-ups, okay?

[01:38:51] We're not ending the segment.

[01:39:09] you

[01:39:39] you

[01:40:09] you

[01:40:39] you

[01:41:09] you

[01:41:39] you

[01:42:09] Let me ask my chat.

[01:42:16] Let me ask chat GBT.

[01:42:26] Chat GBT.

[01:42:27] I ate this for breakfast and two rice crusties and coconut water.

[01:42:34] According to day 6, my meal plans, what else should I eat for the rest of the day?

[01:42:49] I just lost 2.7 cents chat. I just lost 2.7 cents chat.

[01:42:52] It's over man. My life is over. I just lost my mom is gonna like touch me now.

[01:42:57] GG man!

[01:42:58] AHHHH!

[01:43:04] Oh my god.

[01:43:09] Guys.

[01:43:27] Chad, how's my haircut?

[01:43:34] How's my hair cut chat?

[01:43:38] Good or bad?

[01:43:50] Great. Should've gone the taper.

[01:44:04] All right, what should we do bro?

[01:44:21] Shoulda buzzed it.

[01:44:22] Amago?

[01:44:23] I can't do Amago at COS.

[01:44:25] So Barber segment's done.

[01:44:29] We could do a sleeping stream.

[01:44:30] I don't see a reason why I would sleep.

[01:44:32] We could buy groceries or we could go to the gym and hit lights and abs or we could play join me

[01:44:42] What do you guys think we should do this is tough, bro

[01:44:50] Let's go to the gym

[01:44:54] Okay, I don't know what to do bro. I'm should do the tumor acidity. I don't know what to do either, bro

[01:45:02] I'm getting four shots

[01:45:07] I don't know what to do

[01:45:12] He got it, bro

[01:45:16] He got it, bro

[01:45:24] See if all of you want to play some games come on might be my first win now

[01:45:29] 120k viewers, your hand bro.

[01:45:34] Thank you brother.

[01:45:37] I got scenes.

[01:45:42] I might play Fortnite.

[01:45:44] Do I play Fortnite bro?

[01:45:49] No.

[01:45:53] I didn't have the breakfast.

[01:45:57] I just had the play I sent you in the pre-workout stuff

[01:46:14] Eat your breakfast. Yeah, I still borrow the blackers

[01:46:25] Okay chat, I need to make breakfast

[01:46:27] Smelling teeth is a deal breaker. I don't want you. I'm not interested

[01:46:41] I'm not interested

[01:46:45] Yeah, you should put a point after you make breakfast. I know bro, bro

[01:46:48] I just like bro. I'm just like I like bro

[01:46:51] I'm a routine bro, and I just cheated on my diet today

[01:46:53] and I'm asking Chad to see what to do and they said just eat your brushes and then later tonight just eat

[01:47:00] Yasabur in blackberries

[01:47:07] What are you doing step bro?

[01:47:13] What are you doing step bro? Yo stop motion David a ten viewer right bro. Appreciate it bro

[01:47:24] Weak ass Ray mother, sorry

[01:47:41] Call it the claims that I have you

[01:47:53] Come by now chat and post on snapbooker

[01:48:05] Just got a haircut what you guys think what you guys think

[01:48:12] I think.

[01:48:13] Boom.

[01:48:14] I suppose that one's not.

[01:48:19] Alright.

[01:48:20] Yeah, lightning good now, bro.

[01:48:27] Let's finish my co-bash routine chat today.

[01:48:33] I got sins on my...

[01:48:38] Wait.

[01:48:41] My aim coach wants to call me, I think.

[01:48:47] Did you say a weak raid?

[01:48:48] No, that was, yeah, I did say that, but.

[01:48:51] I appreciate a 10-view raid.

[01:48:52] Even if we have 120,000 viewers, bro,

[01:48:54] 10 viewers is still a lot of viewers, bro.

[01:48:56] Thank you, bro.

[01:48:57] I was joking.

[01:49:11] Thanks brother, enjoy your stream bro, appreciate it bro, alien tech dev getting rated to view

[01:49:27] reshopping?

[01:49:28] Whatcha mean?

[01:49:29] Nah Jeff, you the best bro, appreciate you guys bro, do you scrims Jeff, I don't know

[01:49:38] Oh, yeah, I have a duel

[01:49:49] Chat bro, how long y'all think the viewbotters are gonna view by me for

[01:49:55] The viewbotter. Oh my god, that's how you guys something I watched this new anime today, bro

[01:50:00] It's called like wizard

[01:50:03] wizard you list or something

[01:50:05] and bro the first episode was I only watched one episode like the first

[01:50:09] episode was gas girl like let me tell y'all so the world is based on wizards

[01:50:15] right and people there's ordinary people in the world right and only the wizards

[01:50:19] know how to use magic in the world right and then this one wizard went to

[01:50:23] this girl this ordinary girls like house to get like clothes or something

[01:50:29] right and then the girl like she wasn't supposed to like see the wizard

[01:50:33] use his technique right but tell me why he find she finds out that the wizard that

[01:50:39] the wizard all you have to do to do magic is just draw with the wand and the girl

[01:50:46] was good at drawing stuff right so she was a passing magic later that night and

[01:50:51] she summoned the dragon and the dragon killed her mom and then and then the

[01:50:57] wizard like saved her because the dragon was in killer and then the wizard was

[01:51:01] like I have to erase your memories bro it's crazy chat this new anime is gas

[01:51:06] bro oh nice nobody much I even just talked to me about what I just said thank

[01:51:12] you guys you know what I'm not even talking more chat what's it called bro

[01:51:16] it's called like wizard something I don't know the title if anybody knows the

[01:51:21] title I wash that cat yeah I gotta go get my truck

[01:51:27] I'm thirsty right now the rice brother rice crispy bro. It makes you it makes you like bro dry

[01:51:32] Bro, does anybody know what I'm talking about?

[01:51:35] I only eat rice crispy because it's carbs for the gym

[01:51:40] But if I didn't if I didn't I might I might start switching. Oh my god chat

[01:51:44] I want to get a ninja creamy ice ice maker. No

[01:51:48] Y'all think that's a good investment or no

[01:51:51] Ninja creamy ice maker

[01:51:53] Ninja creamy ice maker. Do they have it on Amazon?

[01:51:59] How do you go to gym and still look like that? Yo, no investment, more bots, budget never recovering.

[01:52:07] Bro, it's a good investment, bro. Ninja creamy ice maker. Ice cream maker.

[01:52:15] $200 that's a good investment I

[01:52:21] Can make rice cakes?

[01:52:24] Ice creams chat look what I look what I saw the other day on Instagram

[01:52:28] I was I'm offline. I was becoming like you guys. I was growing. I was growing on Instagram yesterday, bro

[01:52:33] and look what

[01:52:39] Look what I saw

[01:52:45] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[01:52:54] How do I see my saved Instagram reels?

[01:52:57] Does anybody know?

[01:53:00] Does anybody know how to go see your Instagram reels that have been saved?

[01:53:05] Perhaps?

[01:53:06] Question mark?

[01:53:09] Question mark?

[01:53:10] Umm...

[01:53:13] No.

[01:53:15] So you guys don't know how to see your saved Instagram rows. Is that what I'm

[01:53:21] hearing right now from the chat?

[01:53:24] Well, I guess we won't find it, GG's.

[01:53:42] Right here chat, look at this.

[01:53:44] Yeah I know this is good.

[01:53:47] Did I make a rice cream sandwiches with your new creamies?

[01:53:51] Bro I want to make this though.

[01:53:53] I'll save 500 calories on the page just so I can add this as like my last meal.

[01:54:00] Four rice cakes make the two rice cream sandwiches, that's only 250 calories, and then the cream

[01:54:05] itself is 250 calories.

[01:54:07] So 490 calories total.

[01:54:23] No no no no no no no no no no no no

[01:54:32] Bro is the most popular streamer on Twitch.

[01:54:37] I just farted.

[01:54:38] I want to go to the grocery store chat.

[01:54:50] Will you guys go to the grocery store of me or no?

[01:55:00] Wait, it's tomorrow Sunday or Saturday?

[01:55:09] Hey Jeff, hop on scrims you need to lock in?

[01:55:13] Bro, I need a Kovacs, bro.

[01:55:14] This is locking in right here, bro.

[01:55:16] Every day I play for one I need to do my aim regime so I can have good aim because my aim is so good.

[01:55:29] Yeah, go to Walmart bro. No, I want to go to HEB.

[01:55:34] How's your day been bro? Woke up today, cracked my girl, went to go eat some mediter,

[01:55:43] I went to go get her body stretch.

[01:55:45] I was going to get stretch instead, but I'm a people pleaser.

[01:55:48] So I let her use my credit.

[01:55:52] And then after that, I went to go eat some Mediterranean food.

[01:55:56] She paid.

[01:55:58] And then after that, I went to her mall.

[01:56:01] She wanted to go buy her friend.

[01:56:03] Like her friend that's a girl.

[01:56:04] Before you guys say it's a boy, it's not a boy.

[01:56:07] She wanted to go buy her friend her birthday present.

[01:56:10] I drove her to the mall

[01:56:13] You know one around shopped around I didn't buy her anything. I let her buy her stuff

[01:56:18] after that I

[01:56:22] Bought some stuff too because I went to this place called bath and body works and everything smells so good in there

[01:56:28] And honestly, I I went over my budget bro. I bought myself some freaking

[01:56:34] Candle because I love candles man. I love the smell that they make

[01:56:38] Also, she bought my Mediterranean food and it was like $90 but I told her I got her with

[01:56:45] steak tomorrow.

[01:56:46] So, yeah.

[01:56:47] Get stuff out here, bro.

[01:56:49] She said she wanted Texas Roadhouse tomorrow.

[01:56:52] Why didn't you buy her anything?

[01:56:55] Because I always buy her stuff, bro.

[01:56:57] And I'm on a budget now.

[01:57:00] I'm a good financial manager of my money now, Jack.

[01:57:05] I lied because I told her I'm gonna buy her a text to throw her out tomorrow. So Gigi's in the chat

[01:57:11] And I felt really bad about it

[01:57:14] But after talking to chat you can see I'm a little bit more aligned

[01:57:17] Because whenever I spend time my girl, I don't feel aligned with my like life. Does that make sense? Like I cheated on my diet

[01:57:23] I was gonna make breakfast this morning, but cheated on my diet with her

[01:57:28] It's not her fault. It's my fault. I'm like, yo you want to go eat whenever I'm with her like every time

[01:57:32] so I enabled myself and then um

[01:57:36] Yeah, but I asked chachi bt. Yo, I literally took a picture of what I ate today

[01:57:40] I asked cuz I don't want to ask my coach if I asked my coach to be like I'm not coaching anymore

[01:57:45] You keep changing diet. This is not what you want. So I asked chachi bt

[01:57:49] I was like, yo chachi bt. I cheated on my dad. I literally just told I just talked to chachi bt

[01:57:54] I just told him I just told him that I

[01:57:58] Just told him that I cheated on my diet. This is my diet playing that I was supposed to eat today and

[01:58:03] And what should I do for the rest of the day? And it told me what to do. So I'm good now

[01:58:09] I feel a lot better, but now

[01:58:11] Also, I was gonna start today's stream and play the tournament

[01:58:16] Also didn't I also felt bad because I've been grinding streaming for a long time or for these past two weeks

[01:58:22] And I went live like super late today. I went live at like 5 30 like 30 minutes before the tournament. That's not good

[01:58:28] Long story short the reason why I feel weird is because I've been in foam a routine and I kind of live somebody else's routine today

[01:58:35] You know, I mean, I didn't I didn't do what I wanted to do

[01:58:38] I did what my girl wanted to do and I don't know if that's me being selfish or whatever, but

[01:58:43] I'm just so locked in and like I don't mind it doing a one-time week

[01:58:48] But like all the other days of the week. I'm like, I'm just locked into my routine. You get what I'm saying

[01:58:55] but it's okay like I'm I'm human bro I'm I'm I'm consistent but sometimes I could

[01:59:02] as long as I know and I'm aware that like I'm not being consistent there's

[01:59:08] always a bounce back you get I'm saying like I'm very hard on myself like if I

[01:59:12] noticed that I'm going off routine like I hate myself for it and that's why I'm

[01:59:17] locked in trap so that's why I've been feeling a little bit weird I feel

[01:59:23] Bro it can mess you up sometimes. Yeah, bro because I've been super locked into my diet, bro

[01:59:28] Like I didn't I do not eat out like anymore

[01:59:33] Right and like I feel guilty for eating out now. You know I'm saying

[01:59:39] But

[01:59:40] It's fine because that we got AI we can ask AI what to do how to recover. You know I'm saying and

[01:59:46] we got God and

[01:59:49] the only downside to like doing this is that

[01:59:53] If I keep doing this, I'm gonna get addicted and I'm gonna just fall back into my old habits

[01:59:58] And I don't want to see myself fall back into my old habits

[02:00:02] So that's why I'm being aware of it right now, you know I'm saying and even just the people please your day

[02:00:08] Evil just even just the people please their thing like the barber was in my house just now

[02:00:12] And he was like you want me to sweep the floor and I was like nah, I got it, bro

[02:00:16] You know I'm saying so it's like

[02:00:18] But that's a different topic for another day

[02:00:20] um but yeah to answer your question how was my day um it was good um I just feel

[02:00:27] a little bit tired I cracked twice today so yeah usually after you crack bro like

[02:00:32] um I don't know if y'all relate with me but like usually after you crack bro like

[02:00:38] for me I'm just tired bro and I didn't drink a lot of water today too so yeah

[02:00:43] I'm a little bit I'm a little bit tired right now man but I'm so sure me I'm

[02:00:47] So here, you know, I'm after the gym. I'm probably gonna I just don't really feel like playing for night today

[02:00:52] Does that make sense? Like I really don't feel like it. I'll do anything else like I'll go to a grocery store

[02:00:58] I'll

[02:00:59] Make food on stream. I'll go to the gym. I just don't really feel like playing for it today

[02:01:05] Or I'll play a different game. I could play like League of Legends or something like Jinxie. I could play like

[02:01:11] I could play Role blocks I could play anything but I just don't I just don't

[02:01:18] really feel like doing anything today um did Alvar enjoy the cracking no it's not

[02:01:27] I also have been very like chat I'm gonna be honest to you I need your guys's advice I

[02:01:43] want to have a life but I'm so locked into training and training for my fight I don't

[02:01:50] even have time to be a human anymore does that make sense like the only real time that

[02:01:54] I get to just chill is just sleeping at night and on weekends, right? How do I, like, that's

[02:02:03] a good thing that I'm super super super locked in, but how do I like be like, how do I be

[02:02:09] like, how do I still have a life? How do I still make plans for people? And like, how

[02:02:16] do I do that? I don't know if I should be asking you guys stuff, because maybe

[02:02:21] You guys are as locked in as me, but I'm very hard on myself for that man

[02:02:24] and

[02:02:26] But the stringing stuff bro like

[02:02:30] I'm so locked in

[02:02:32] You want to be an alien then no I just want to knock out Jason bro. That's it. I

[02:02:38] Just want to knock out Jason the lean bro

[02:02:43] Who's that noise?

[02:02:45] Take two days off a week and give some time to other stuff.

[02:02:52] I can't afford to do that right now.

[02:02:55] I'm gonna go broke in June.

[02:02:56] I can't.

[02:02:57] Like if I had a gambling deal like faceting, I could afford it to be broke.

[02:03:04] Right?

[02:03:05] Cause this guy gets $10,000 fills every single gambling session.

[02:03:09] So that's why he does it every time.

[02:03:11] And he probably keeps a hundred percent of it

[02:03:16] So like if I if I get $10,000 30 if I get $10,000 like faxing

[02:03:23] every gambling session

[02:03:26] For a whole month. That's what?

[02:03:29] $300,000 if I keep it all

[02:03:31] if I if I get $300,000 a month from a

[02:03:35] From a gambling company. I could afford to take breaks

[02:03:38] But then even then even if I do take break shot, I feel like I'll just be lazy though. You know what I'm saying?

[02:03:46] I don't want I'm a very driven person though, but I also want balance. I also want to create that balance

[02:04:05] Now remember last time you took a break from

[02:04:08] What was the last time I took a break?

[02:04:16] I'm about to get up on that brown right now

[02:04:23] Yeah, what was the last time I took a break?

[02:04:29] What is going on my knee?

[02:04:38] Yo sis, do you have time to learn for 40 miles bro?

[02:04:41] Do you wanna... do you wanna um...

[02:04:45] Dude, yo y'all seen my game bro?

[02:04:51] Let me call my movie.

[02:05:08] I

[02:05:15] See you want it you want to go to him?

[02:05:18] Since five hours, you know since seven s just restart for 40 my friend five hours where I got you

[02:05:27] Bro need it in the night

[02:05:34] You think I made it

[02:05:38] WTF!

[02:05:40] You know, we really think of the cheerleaders money.

[02:05:43] Hi, this is the mini-channel.

[02:05:45] My name is Toposy Pan-Nesi.

[02:05:48] 55 year old single miss.

[02:05:50] You send a message?

[02:05:51] What the hell did this guy just say in the chat, bro?

[02:05:53] I'm not interested, bro.

[02:05:56] W sub, bro.

[02:05:58] So you're a 55 year old male,

[02:06:01] or you're a 55 year old...

[02:06:04] grandma that wants me?

[02:06:06] 20 years old game 30 years older or they know I'm not interested bro just chat you

[02:06:12] bp y'all think there's any grandmas that want me in the gather

[02:06:18] yo y'all think someone's doing it to me right now as we speak bro I feel like

[02:06:25] Somebody's doing to me, bro.

[02:06:30] It's cut getting you, grandmas.

[02:06:32] I know, man, I know.

[02:06:35] I know, bro.

[02:06:43] It's cut.

[02:06:43] Sin, do you want tokens, sins?

[02:06:55] You're so fine.

[02:07:01] Thanks daddy.

[02:07:04] Thanks everyone and those.

[02:07:25] I need to go to grocery store and then I need to go to the store and then hit like yo hello

[02:07:44] yo you want me to explain it to you yeah yeah I'll be watching on the second monitor is

[02:07:47] that okay okay yeah that's fine um I'll record it as well so that I can just upload it

[02:07:54] for you to watch whenever. Alright. Can you see this? Yeah I can see it. Alright. This

[02:08:17] is one of the maps that I linked by the way if you want to get this one. This is the

[02:08:20] raiden it's really good by our region rate raiden and mouse pad yeah extra soft

[02:08:27] and then large rate yeah I got the soft one what do you like just off it's just

[02:08:34] like it doesn't really change like how the mouse pad feels it's just like the

[02:08:38] texture like the more soft it is it's like like there it says it on the

[02:08:44] website I'm about to probably find a difference.

[02:08:51] Soft, soft, I knew it.

[02:08:54] Come on.

[02:08:55] Let's have a little bit of that.

[02:09:00] Yeah, this is like, this is like what Maz explain to me, because when I was getting it, he was telling me like how it felt.

[02:09:16] That's what your TBT says.

[02:09:19] It just like changes like the texture of the mousepad.

[02:09:22] Uh-huh.

[02:09:23] But they're still like all pretty much like the same like speed and stuff.

[02:09:26] Okay, so basically this entire routine is all just like arm movement like you see my

[02:09:33] hand can when you play you're always using your wrist like this and the purpose of your

[02:09:38] arm has two different ones and your wrist is like it's meant for micro adjustments like

[02:09:43] target reacquisition do you know what that is?

[02:09:45] Yeah.

[02:09:46] It's like your ability to like switch from one to the other right so that's what your

[02:09:49] wrist is for.

[02:09:50] Yeah.

[02:09:51] So the smooth tracking.

[02:09:52] Hold up someone's about to say the hard R.

[02:09:53] All right.

[02:09:54] Sorry, I wasn't pee

[02:09:57] Okay

[02:09:58] Your arm is meant for smoothness like tracking like you see like Zobby's clips how he's like really good at like tracking kids at the air

[02:10:03] That's all arm. You don't do that at all

[02:10:05] Which is why like when you play your cross is so bumpy

[02:10:08] It's like this is all like supposed to be like for you to start getting acquainted with your arm

[02:10:15] You can if you want yeah

[02:10:17] Like when you play I notice like

[02:10:19] Yeah, like when you play I notice like you play this and like you see how my cross is very bumpy like this

[02:10:25] It's because you use your wrist

[02:10:26] So like on this one it's called arm smoothing because you want to use your arm the entire time

[02:10:29] You see how smooth my cross here becomes when I start using my arm more and more. So don't use your wrist as much. Yeah

[02:10:36] You see like the big difference and like when I use my like look now I'm using my wrist

[02:10:40] You see how it's bumpy. Yeah, because I'm constantly readjusting to the target

[02:10:43] But instead I want to be tracking the target

[02:10:45] So like that's what like your tendency to use your wrist makes it so that when you're tracking the bots you're constantly

[02:10:51] re-correcting it as like

[02:10:53] compensation for not tracking it smoothly and

[02:10:56] Like this is the same thing as the other one except you're gonna like it's just smaller

[02:11:00] So it'll make it even more smooth and you'll notice that when you play this on stream

[02:11:03] They're probably like tensing and like you're on and off like this and going back and forth

[02:11:08] So like whenever you start using your arm more

[02:11:10] you'll start looking like this and you'll like you see how it's like on it almost like the entire time like there's bursts like it goes

[02:11:15] Da da da da da da da da like that's what you want if you start hearing that noise that means you're using your arm

[02:11:20] Yeah, and so yeah

[02:11:22] So these two are for you to get acquainted with your arm and then both of these are smoothness scenarios the first one

[02:11:27] Like I think I saw you play this on stream and you see how the bot regent

[02:11:31] If you're using your wrist like this the bot will regen the entire time

[02:11:35] But if you start using your arm like you'll notice that this box health goes all the way down and like one swoops it

[02:11:43] Yeah, like I don't I'm not I don't let it regen

[02:11:46] So if you start using your arm or this box help will go all the way down in one swoop without

[02:11:50] Regenning so if you're playing this and start noticing that this bot goes all the way down and it's not like a regenning its health

[02:11:56] That means that you're using your arm correctly and like

[02:12:00] So if I hit him on my shots.

[02:12:02] Just try your best to use your wrist on the sun.

[02:12:04] Like the bot won't regen, like you'll see like half of the time, like I kind of just

[02:12:07] got out of bed.

[02:12:08] I'm not gonna lie, so like I'm a little bad right now, but like, you'll see that like

[02:12:12] on half of the bots, like if I'm using my arm correctly, like the bots help will go

[02:12:16] all the way down.

[02:12:17] Like it won't even, it won't get the chance to regen.

[02:12:19] But if you use your wrist, it'll be tense and you'll go back and forth, you see,

[02:12:22] it takes so much longer to kill.

[02:12:24] You don't want that.

[02:12:25] Gotcha.

[02:12:26] So like it's just, you try to be as smooth as possible.

[02:12:29] If you're using your wrist, it'll be very tense because it's not made for your wrist.

[02:12:35] You know what egg grip is?

[02:12:37] Yeah, kind of.

[02:12:39] Okay, so it's like, yeah, whenever you want to hold your mouse, you want to imagine that

[02:12:43] it's an egg, right?

[02:12:45] If you're holding an egg with your hand, if you grip it too hard, it's going to shatter

[02:12:48] all over your mouse bed, right?

[02:12:49] It's like you pretend your mouse is the egg, and if you hold it, you don't grip

[02:12:52] it too tight because if you grip it too tight, it'll break the egg, right?

[02:12:55] it's like because if you grip it too tight you lose control and you put strain on your

[02:13:00] wrist and if you're straining too tight it can actually like cause injury to your wrist

[02:13:04] and stuff like that.

[02:13:05] So it's just like you always want to hold it smoothly because if I grip it you'll see

[02:13:10] like this is like this is what caused your crosser to shake a little bit but if I'm

[02:13:14] very smooth I'm constantly like able to completely like control where it is like the whole

[02:13:18] time see.

[02:13:21] And so this is the same thing as the other one it's like the smoothness scenario

[02:13:25] But instead of your arm, this is like the wrist one.

[02:13:28] And it's just the same thing goes for this one.

[02:13:30] If you're able to track this bot's health

[02:13:32] all the way down in like one swoop,

[02:13:33] that's like what you want,

[02:13:34] because it's a smoothest scenario.

[02:13:35] You don't wanna be able to let it reach in.

[02:13:37] You want your crosshair to be on the target

[02:13:38] the whole time.

[02:13:39] And this one, like you can't use.

[02:13:42] I mean, yeah, basically.

[02:13:44] Gotcha.

[02:13:45] Yeah, aim for the ball, shoot the ball.

[02:13:47] The bot's health goes down.

[02:13:49] You're doing good.

[02:13:51] Yeah.

[02:13:52] Can use my arm.

[02:13:52] And then this is, yeah, yeah.

[02:13:53] And this one, this one will force you to use your arm.

[02:13:56] You'll probably have a very hard time

[02:13:57] using your wrist on this one,

[02:13:58] because you see how high up it goes, up and down.

[02:14:01] Like if you see my hand getting full,

[02:14:02] I'm trying to track this one.

[02:14:03] I'm gonna, I'm forced to use my arm the whole time.

[02:14:06] And this is also like very good,

[02:14:07] like for like vertical tracking,

[02:14:08] especially this season,

[02:14:09] there's like a lot of shock waves in the meta, right?

[02:14:11] The kids are always going up and down.

[02:14:13] And you'll have a lot easier time with this one,

[02:14:16] staying on the ball the whole time,

[02:14:17] if you're using this head grip.

[02:14:19] Gotcha.

[02:14:22] Yeah, so this is just general smoothness.

[02:14:23] vertical smoothness, and then these last two are something called blending. And blending is your

[02:14:29] ability to use your wrist in conjunction with your arm like at the same time. So once you start

[02:14:35] getting the feel of this arm tracking for like all of these and your wrist smoothness for control,

[02:14:40] you'll start putting them both together. I'm actually I'm gonna show the next one first

[02:14:43] because it's easier to show. Like I said at the beginning, like your arm is meant for these

[02:14:48] like smooth tracking situations, right? And your wrist is meant for the micro adjustment part.

[02:14:52] So whenever you're tracking a bot like this, you'll be using your arm to track the long movement and your wrist to track the micro-correction.

[02:14:59] Like, if you see my hand cam, like, I, uh, I track this bot, mom, my arm, and I adjust on my wrist.

[02:15:05] And, like, it'll make it so I track the bot, like, perfectly almost every time.

[02:15:09] In endgame, do I be trying to use my arm too? Like, how I'm being trained?

[02:15:13] Yeah, yeah. So, like, when I'm literally in game, like, whenever you track anybody, like, for, like, some far distances, like, they're running or going through the air,

[02:15:21] you always use your arm in this motion. Like, say someone's shockwave-y through the air,

[02:15:24] and you see my arm, I would make this motion in my arm.

[02:15:26] Because you know where they're gonna go, so you just want to track them smoothly and evenly, right?

[02:15:30] But like, if you're in someone's box, and you're tracking somebody, and they make a quick, like,

[02:15:34] strafe to the left, then you use your wrist to readjust to them.

[02:15:37] So it's always this general rule. You use your arm for the packing of smoothness,

[02:15:40] and you use your wrist to, like, re-correct and adjust.

[02:15:43] And, like, that, like, that shows on here. Like, I just showed you, like, my hand again.

[02:15:47] Like, whenever it's strafed, you'll see I use my wrist to re-correct to the target,

[02:15:50] use my arm to track it's long distances and it makes it so I can track the box

[02:15:54] whole time and that's what's blending. So like this is the same thing except it's

[02:15:59] gonna be in every direction and you'll see like every time that this box

[02:16:03] trace I'll use my wrist and I'll just track it's long distances to my arms and if you

[02:16:07] can like you hear I have a box and constantly getting shot the whole

[02:16:11] time is like this is like what you want to try to aim for as much as you can.

[02:16:15] Yeah, actually, bro, what do you know about it?

[02:16:17] Yeah, and by the way, what's up?

[02:16:19] One more thing, it's just when you play, I like watch for like five minutes to your stream,

[02:16:23] you literally like, you're like drinking smoothies, reading your chat, doing a bunch of shit while you're playing.

[02:16:27] Like that doesn't help, it's just like, you want to be as locked in as possible.

[02:16:31] When you play board, you play scrims and shit, you're fully locked in for improvement, right?

[02:16:35] If you play Kovacs and you're not focused and you're just playing whatever, that's the same thing as loading into PG,

[02:16:39] and you're just free building while talking to kids in your phone,

[02:16:41] like loading into reload and just mowing down bots.

[02:16:43] like it doesn't get you better right so like you're just playing for fun

[02:16:47] it's like if you want to actually see improvement like play and like lock in

[02:16:50] don't like start looking at other shit or like actually like try your best

[02:16:53] focus on it you know what I mean yeah that's kind of what my man is like

[02:16:58] it's locked in but um would you notice about like my Fortnite gameplay do you

[02:17:04] think I'm shaky I haven't watched any of your Fortnite gameplay I just watched

[02:17:08] Okay, and I just do this routine every day, right? Yeah every day before you get on with my normal sense not the

[02:17:15] Yes, yeah, you're normal

[02:17:18] All right, and then I'm very best at the strain

[02:17:20] Yeah, if you if you just try like to keep like a like awareness of like how you're

[02:17:32] Yeah

[02:17:38] Yeah, tense. I tense that, but then I don't hit any of my shots.

[02:17:41] I got in at that when I was early, but when I was younger, but like as I got older, I tense, started tensing and I choked my shots to do it.

[02:17:49] Yeah, if you ever noticed your tensing just like, just like reset and just like ease your grip of it.

[02:17:54] It's like literally just the egg thing. To imagine your mouse with an egg, if you pull it too hard, it's going to shatter over your mouse and you don't want to clean that up.

[02:18:00] Uh-huh. So I do that with 490? Good thing about mouse?

[02:18:03] Yeah. The egg thing?

[02:18:04] If you it's like yeah, if you want to just keep like a good

[02:18:11] You know make my edits faster, right?

[02:18:13] Yeah

[02:18:16] I just hit a tour and using your tip

[02:18:19] That's not 200

[02:18:21] All right, bro. Thank you, bro. You send me the recording. Okay. I'm gonna watch every day

[02:18:25] Yeah, I got y'all send it to like YouTube almost

[02:18:29] I appreciate you

[02:18:34] W's in a chat man, W in coach chat. That was my in coach. She wanted to talk to me to explain the scenarios

[02:18:42] But I think it'll really help me bro cuz I did be texting up sometimes yeah whenever I'm hitting my shot on 4-9

[02:18:50] Like I'm gonna try to practice the A and see if I hit a shot

[02:18:53] Okay, that would have been a one pump if I just hit him there

[02:18:56] Who's your in coach bro?

[02:18:58] Circa Maroudi

[02:19:00] M-u-r-u-b-i

[02:19:04] FN on a

[02:19:05] Twitter

[02:19:07] He has a discord

[02:19:11] But W in code throw

[02:19:13] What what's with the screen tearing bro? I don't know man. I asked boomie how to fix it and he didn't

[02:19:20] We tried to fix it, but it didn't

[02:19:22] Didn't do anything game

[02:19:24] Yeah, why did it not do anything?

[02:19:32] Why did my screen tears still exist?

[02:19:38] Buy a new PC?

[02:19:39] Nah, that's not how it works, bro.

[02:19:50] That's not how it works, my blood.

[02:20:01] HAH!

[02:20:20] No man, how do you shoot it bro?

[02:20:27] Guys, why are we getting hated on bro?

[02:20:32] I don't get it.

[02:20:38] Why are you guys hanging on me for something I didn't do?

[02:20:44] Why is the world so negative?

[02:20:46] Why can't you just be grateful that I'm getting V-Bot it?

[02:20:50] It's not gonna make me not stop streaming. I'm gonna keep streaming no matter what every day, but it's getting annoying, bro

[02:20:58] It's getting annoying cuz I want to look at my chat and see the actual message

[02:21:01] I don't want to look at my chat and see yo you're getting V-Bot it

[02:21:07] All right, I mean I didn't talk about this yesterday because I was busy playing tournament, but like

[02:21:11] Some y'all are just so negative bro like just be grateful that I have 120,000 viewers bro

[02:21:18] I'm gonna start time I'm gonna start timing out races slash haters bro tries cancer

[02:21:23] No, it's fine. I'm gonna start time now for 24 hours because

[02:21:27] That's this guy right here. He's gonna get time up for seven days actually

[02:21:34] Actually he's not that bad now he's bad now he's definitely bad

[02:21:41] You did mad again torment? No I did decent.

[02:21:50] Let me see something real quick.

[02:21:56] Oh shoot.

[02:21:58] La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

[02:22:11] I

[02:22:20] Go

[02:22:25] Yo Jeffrey bought 1200 reporting for duty we have to do we have to do my two to the shot

[02:22:33] We need to go to a grocery store and buy two things

[02:22:41] I'm getting my coaching input Let me get my my finished coaching input

[02:23:33] Um, Kat, thank you bro, I used to read my mind.

[02:23:39] Kat bro, do you feel my pain bro?

[02:23:42] Mom, do y'all feel my pain bro?

[02:23:44] What I have to read every single day?

[02:23:46] This is why the world's so negative bro.

[02:23:49] Some people just don't want to see you succeed bro and go to show.

[02:23:54] Obviously I'm trolling but like, actually bro, the world is such a negative place

[02:23:57] bro.

[02:23:58] Those things what arrow did you take today, bro? You're looking moving game

[02:24:08] You're looking moving blood

[02:24:20] What

[02:24:28] Holy this kid is a drone what is that player at there you guys filming mods yeah I feel

[02:24:40] Yeah.

[02:24:41] That was that.

[02:24:42] I was such a trouble.

[02:24:47] I got.

[02:24:52] Oh.

[02:24:55] Oh.

[02:24:56] Oh.

[02:24:57] Oh, my god.

[02:24:58] I'm going to punch my monitor, man.

[02:25:02] Oh, my god.

[02:25:04] Oh, my god.

[02:25:06] Oh, my god.

[02:25:09] I'm just selling chat just selling bro hi Jeff can you tell me how to get rid of

[02:25:23] delay when I stream bro it's impossible bro I live in a screen chair every time

[02:25:26] stream bro. I don't know how to fix it though. Look at that aim right there baby. Yo Sins,

[02:25:37] what's the score? Bro, I've been watching it, wait, hold up, I need to lock in. Because

[02:25:54] I'm a Ruby that I need to focus, bro.

[02:25:59] Nice little edit bug right there, like, B.

[02:26:21] Dude, it continues with Tartar, bro, in game.

[02:26:24] It's good it's so special is it 4-2 bro? Oh it's 2-3 I was actually about to get mad

[02:26:35] there's no way I'm gonna get 4 rounds with me.

[02:26:41] I

[02:26:49] Don't laugh 200

[02:26:56] Whoa, no, I said in game bro

[02:27:00] Thank you, bro. I appreciate bro Indian clicks bro. Thank you, bro

[02:27:04] I'll be meant to be in the chat man

[02:27:11] of

[02:27:36] oh my god I'm moving so crazy right now it's not funny bro my aim bro it's so

[02:27:50] good bro I'm so hot and sexy I have a six pack in real life and I'm spinning

[02:27:56] on this for my kid right now like you can't do both bro you have to be either

[02:27:59] chopped and good if we're gonna have to be good looking and chopped that

[02:28:03] like you don't get one of me chat you don't get one of me in this world man

[02:28:11] you feel me I'm from New York I'm from New York yeah

[02:28:20] look at a bacon-egg cheese what am I dead up in New York

[02:28:25] they don't mean then do it then bro I think you're all that bro full box

[02:28:40] like this gets special bro in a good way it's okay to be special you know

[02:28:47] when I was in third grade bro I used to have this I used to have this class

[02:28:52] for special people and I would swallow my spit spit the time because you're so

[02:28:57] boring I would be so thirsty I would swallow my saliva and think that I was

[02:29:01] hydrated myself that's how special I was at home but it's all I'm talking about

[02:29:06] like he let himself get peace bro what is this brain deadness

[02:29:13] I need to buy some groceries

[02:29:22] Let me buy some groceries, bud.

[02:29:45] Stupid!

[02:29:45] Put a madre, bendejo!

[02:29:49] Hell no.

[02:29:50] POV you get so successful now people say stuff like view bots that's what I'm

[02:29:56] saying bro some people just can't see that I succeeded in life bro you said

[02:30:00] fuck me and I was like cool so now I'm great I love great chat

[02:30:05] That is my goal.

[02:30:07] Don't run, hide and run away.

[02:30:11] I'm tired of having to leave you.

[02:30:18] You've been so funny.

[02:30:24] I used to struggle with you.

[02:30:28] Tell me what you got to wrong.

[02:30:31] Tell me what you got to do wrong.

[02:30:34] Tell me when I do wrong, tell me when I do wrong

[02:30:41] Before I'm so blind

[02:30:47] I might become a world

[02:30:51] Oh my goodness!

[02:30:55] No!

[02:30:58] No!

[02:31:00] I'm still steppin' like Omega-Side 5 for mine

[02:31:06] But being real was a crime I'd be doin' like

[02:31:09] Like that nigga not nice, I don't know polite

[02:31:12] I'm the first ever any social-social life

[02:31:15] The pain that I've seen in my mother's eyes in 2009

[02:31:19] Got me workin' till it's 2049

[02:31:22] Ain't that hate when I tell you how some other time

[02:31:25] Like I really got some other time

[02:31:27] You just tell me never mind. No, I sound crazy to a lazy mind

[02:31:31] No, there'll be a different kind of shot up to the people like a nine five

[02:31:35] I'd be working on a nine and it's six upside down. It's a nine. You already know the vibe

[02:31:41] And they leave cuz I'm check y'all like that song or no. No, man

[02:31:46] Jeff you're the go bro. Thank you, Zaddy. You're the go to big boy

[02:31:50] Sing the full lyrics bro. Does he say the n word cuz if he says the n word I can't say that words

[02:31:55] I'm not black bro. I can't say the word

[02:31:59] Even if you guys give me the pass bro, I would still never say that word

[02:32:04] I'm not racist

[02:32:09] I'm not racist boy. Now get back to work boy

[02:32:15] Get back to work boy. What are you trying to shout boy? He was not like that boy. I

[02:32:22] Miss Oliver Oliver

[02:32:25] Oliver, don't edit!

[02:32:48] Bro, you's not dropping, bro!

[02:32:52] Bro does not know how to drop the 4-0.

[02:32:55] GGs do you want to double my friend?

[02:33:03] I'll motivate you real quick listen bro listen since double bro bro are you sure you want

[02:33:15] to double bro you just lost to me bro you do realize bro that if you double you lose

[02:33:22] ten dollars right? I'm just looking out for you bro. Next round counts, send another five

[02:33:29] dollars bro. I just want you to know bro, you just lost to me when I have one, two, three,

[02:33:35] four, five, six, seven, eight Google Chrome tabs with Steam as open, no pads open, screenshots

[02:33:41] open. You lost to me bro. If I close these Google Chrome tabs, you're not gonna win

[02:33:48] a single round on me. I hope you realize that.

[02:33:52] So you need to realize, bro,

[02:33:55] that life

[02:33:58] is all about positivity, bro.

[02:34:01] Congrats, I'm 50 ping.

[02:34:11] Hold up, I'm gonna tweet something out.

[02:34:12] Twitch, please do something about these viewbotters.

[02:34:16] I am constantly being harassed for my success.

[02:34:24] It's so annoying to stream now.

[02:34:26] I'm gonna go work a 9-5.

[02:34:30] Is this the best rageblade tweet?

[02:34:31] Yes or no in the chat.

[02:34:34] Is this a good rageblade tweet?

[02:34:35] Yes or no in the chat.

[02:34:42] Is this good or no?

[02:34:56] Yes.

[02:34:58] Boom.

[02:35:01] Boom

[02:35:14] What do you guys think that's gonna be a banger tweet bro

[02:35:24] Let's go

[02:35:26] This round count since you're gonna lose bro. You're gonna lose your $10, bro

[02:35:32] 180

[02:35:34] and

[02:35:36] full box and triple-piece quadruplet it down repeat

[02:35:41] and

[02:35:43] 200

[02:35:46] No chat we're gonna do a h e b segment after this. Okay?

[02:35:50] If anybody wants to if anybody else wants to token I will be done

[02:35:56] Let me know in the chat what you got to think bro.

[02:36:05] Yes.

[02:36:06] Bad.

[02:36:07] Guys, my chat, chat, my aim coach is talking so much, anybody should listen to my aim coach

[02:36:14] and join me.

[02:36:15] I'm gonna take you guys with the coach.

[02:36:17] Yes.

[02:36:18] C-H-W, think of it as a primary diamond bro.

[02:36:20] Don't worry man, I got you.

[02:36:21] Bro, you're just pre-firing my thank you bro.

[02:36:23] Oh my god.

[02:36:24] Oh my god my aim is so fricking good bro everybody should do Ximation on aim coach and

[02:36:30] Oh wow my aim is so good

[02:36:33] Looks like you needed it

[02:36:34] You're bent

[02:36:37] You're bent

[02:36:42] Nope you're bent

[02:36:44] I can make a dog cry

[02:36:47] It being real was a crime I can make a dog cry

[02:36:51] For me

[02:36:51] Bro, why is he climbing up on me like a monkey, bro?

[02:36:59] It being real with a crime, I can make a thug cry.

[02:37:09] BOSS!

[02:37:11] Like what am I doing, bro?

[02:37:12] Pull out the shotgun and shoot it, man!

[02:37:15] I'm sick of this BS.

[02:37:18] There's no way the score is 3-0, bro.

[02:37:20] My turret is too low.

[02:37:23] Chat, what's 4 chat?

[02:37:24] Double?

[02:37:28] I'm not losing to this kid though.

[02:37:32] Closing all my group home tabs.

[02:37:41] I'm not, I'm not doing it though.

[02:37:42] I'm not doing it.

[02:37:46] I'm not losing to this kid.

[02:37:48] Mark my words, I'm not losing to this kid.

[02:37:50] Oh my god, I just made this kid levitate bro

[02:37:56] Someone call me the air bender, bro. I just unlocked the wind element inside of me

[02:38:04] Look at that pre-peak, where's he gonna go?

[02:38:08] Where can you go bro? Where are you possibly gonna go?

[02:38:11] Look at this. You're stuck in a genjutsu right now, man. Don't loopy loopy loopy

[02:38:16] Woopie, hop on the side of my Woopie.

[02:38:24] Woopie, hop on the side of my Woopie.

[02:38:27] Look at that.

[02:38:28] Blow couldn't even go in the front because my piece is just so tough.

[02:38:32] Stupid.

[02:38:33] Look at that.

[02:38:35] Yes sir, chat.

[02:38:37] Should have gone the end cut.

[02:38:39] Revenge.

[02:38:40] I

[02:39:10] I'll come and tell him he won't, I'll come and we will

[02:39:15] He'll come and tell him he won't, I'll come and tell him he won't

[02:39:22] For a little time I did everything

[02:39:26] And the girl you love makes me jealous

[02:39:29] I'll come and tell him he won't, I'll come and tell him he won't

[02:39:35] He's not as good as I am

[02:39:37] She's afraid to go and I won't tell her

[02:40:09] I

[02:40:25] Know what I could get with $10

[02:40:37] Freaking blackberries from H.E.V bro. Like oh my goodness. Bro infection bro. I could get blackberries

[02:40:45] I could get myself some yasuo ice cream. $10 a lot of money man. Like I have to lock in bro

[02:40:51] Jack lock in bro

[02:40:53] You could get your Audi a yeah, bro for a car and eggs $5.00. Really crazy, bro inflation is one insane, bro

[02:41:01] Yo wee, yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah Danny, yeah Danny, yeah, yeah baby.

[02:41:13] Go on, go on.

[02:41:18] Oh gee, full mount, nice round counts.

[02:41:23] You better not dodge, you better not dodge, you better not dodge, yes yes yes, yes

[02:41:26] yes, yes full mount, full mount, full mount, full mount.

[02:41:29] I just lost this spot. I'm gonna crash out. I'm gonna lock it. I'm locking

[02:41:39] Full now or no

[02:41:45] Fall now or no

[02:41:48] Don't say LG do not say OG. Don't be broke. I

[02:41:52] Know gas prices are $4 a gallon bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro

[02:41:57] God bless you man. Jesus loves you bro. Thank you, bro. Let's go chat. We just

[02:42:06] accept... we just acceptably... we just acceptably secure $10 just like that.

[02:42:14] Come on! Come on!

[02:42:22] Come on!

[02:42:33] Hunter!

[02:42:35] Come on!

[02:42:37] Come on!

[02:42:38] Maybe I've been thinking that perhaps I have a power

[02:42:49] I didn't mean that these guys are when we're beginning power

[02:42:57] Encumbered since the word of Allah makes me speak power

[02:43:08] I guess you just can't listen to music when you play Tolkien anymore.

[02:43:29] Keep hitting on my trap.

[02:43:30] That's why I'm making more than $15 an hour now, motherfucker.

[02:43:34] Fuck you.

[02:43:35] Fuck you haters, pussies!

[02:43:37] I'm cursing now bro! Look at me! I'm a changed man! I used to stop cursing and now I'm cursing because y'all are just so negative.

[02:43:45] Someone needs to give you guys some discipline bro.

[02:43:49] I'm gonna have to show my six pack bro.

[02:43:53] You know what? On the bright side we're not making $15 an hour anymore.

[02:43:57] I don't care bro. Y'all wanna keep hating on me bro?

[02:44:00] Then keep hating on me bro. Cause I'm gonna keep still being here.

[02:44:05] This is the life stuff still being in the mind does.

[02:44:07] motherfucker fuck you pussy you're my dad I'm from New York wait why am I

[02:44:13] actually cursing now bro yo I gotta stop I actually gotta stop

[02:44:18] stop hating on Jeff he's trying to make it nothing wrong with $15 an hour yeah

[02:44:22] there's nothing wrong with that bro there's nothing wrong with making $15 an

[02:44:27] hour bro there's so many things wrong with that like why are you why are

[02:44:31] you working an hour for $15 like you have you're worth so much more bro

[02:44:35] And you're just succumbing to the fucking job that you're in lock-in chat. We're not the same

[02:44:41] Like look at this guy this guy makes this guy's playing for five hours in this token right now, and I could just sit on high end

[02:44:47] Just dominate him and you can't do anything to me

[02:44:51] Look at him. Look at him. He's look out. Look at him. Look at him. He has no math. I

[02:44:55] Just got away for a dumb, bro. I got a connect here and he's dead

[02:45:00] Told you too easy, bro

[02:45:05] it's okay yeah sir Jeff I gotta do my to-do list I can't focus on the girl

[02:45:50] Jeff, we actually made it, bro.

[02:46:11] Weee!

[02:46:12] Chad, we made it, Chad!

[02:46:13] Me and you made it!

[02:46:14] Does anyone here know Snack yet then?

[02:46:17] I know who he is.

[02:46:18] I think he does mean coins now right?

[02:46:22] Wow who does that if this is what I'm talking about why is there stupid people playing for 90 days?

[02:46:48] These rounds are not real, bro

[02:47:15] Four three you want to fight back and we'll fight back come on

[02:47:18] come on yo how much yo yo congrats I always knew you would get it bro thank

[02:47:30] you guys bro I always believe in myself check thank you guys for all the

[02:47:39] support bro

[02:47:48] I know how to beat this kid now you just have to spray air some week one double give me the

[02:47:59] $10 give me that $10 boy give me that 10 give me that 10 give me that 10

[02:48:08] Wow you crazy you're getting viewers back room thank you guys though we're back chat

[02:48:17] Yes, we are back.

[02:48:23] We are back, yeah.

[02:48:25] We are back.

[02:48:35] Let's go, boys.

[02:48:39] We are back, guys.

[02:48:42] We did it.

[02:48:43] We did it guys.

[02:48:58] Chat, we did it.

[02:49:03] Bro just asked for 10k viewers. No, I'm texting my girl right now.

[02:49:06] She's telling me she's going out with her roommate to a birthday party and I'm like

[02:49:13] who's birthday is it?

[02:49:14] And she's like I don't know who's birthday is it?

[02:49:17] Look all you gotta do is just spray S&D.

[02:49:22] Nevermind maybe you don't just spray S&D.

[02:49:28] Any five?

[02:49:30] Four.

[02:49:31] Maybe sometimes you have to let him think that you're gonna win but then you have

[02:49:35] that you're gonna win, but then you're gonna not win because you're gonna put

[02:49:37] him down on the ground like a dog that gets put down out of it. All you got to

[02:49:43] do is she prays and doesn't she? Why would I need to pray if my girl cheats on

[02:49:47] me or not? I'm literally the most high-value man she's ever been in her

[02:49:50] life. I'm literally Asian fucking jack, bro. If she cheats on me, bro, she lost

[02:49:55] out on the version that she'll never have in me. That's the way I see it.

[02:50:01] I'm the most high-valley man. She's ever been with bro all these other guys

[02:50:06] She's been with bro are all other they're all bums, bro

[02:50:09] They could they could probably give her some good some good D. But like

[02:50:14] Other than that bro, I'm Asian fucking dad. I'm in bro

[02:50:16] Oh, I'm fucking in.

[02:50:28] How, how do you jump down and shoot first?

[02:50:33] This don't make no sense, man.

[02:50:39] You got the, you got the biggest D, Daddy.

[02:50:42] glazing yourself bro it's not glazing myself when i know my worth bro i'm fucking asian

[02:50:50] jaff bro you can't get a better man than me bro i'm fucking in it bro

[02:50:54] so i sound like 20 when i curse now i gotta stop cursing it's like getting worse and

[02:51:02] worse and worse every day

[02:51:08] You can bro, I'm not strong.

[02:51:23] 2-2.

[02:51:25] 2-2 chat.

[02:51:30] Yeah!

[02:51:34] 2-2 chat.

[02:51:38] I am a man, it's the king of the rage that I take it

[02:51:47] I'm with this shit like I'm Dennis, I bang this shit on my canvas

[02:51:50] Niggas behind, trying to blast my enemies

[02:51:52] They want the smoke, two to three, come with the scope

[02:51:55] That's the only clue left, it's a fuck

[02:51:57] There's no teller, he had them okay

[02:51:59] I'm the boy that's home, put love with the gang

[02:52:01] You know that we buying it, what is up with it?

[02:52:03] I am a beast, you cannot time it

[02:52:06] And I time it don't wanna be the decent guy

[02:52:08] He turn it to the niggas hate, the niggas fly it

[02:52:11] Ooh, he got money, I'm watching this fight

[02:52:13] You say you a killer, nothing's gonna stop

[02:52:15] In a shootout with your gun, I'm with your gun

[02:52:17] You really a fool, you pull up, I let your bitch blow

[02:52:19] And just like some t-shirt, you been rockin' your nose

[02:52:21] I was on stage with the strap in my shoulders

[02:52:23] You playin' my flow, put a touch on your face

[02:52:25] Put a nigga up soon, straight to the dock

[02:52:27] You get his tinnish ass, fuck nigga

[02:52:29] Hard work, big dog, great guy, nigga

[02:52:31] You a tall, he's nigga, you my son

[02:52:32] So they make me a father, I'm fast

[02:52:34] Give me a ratchet like tennis

[02:52:35] I want this shit like I'm Dennis I start this shit on my Dennis

[02:52:39] Niggas behind, trying to blimmy's my Emmys

[02:52:41] Who wants a smoke? Two to three kill with a scope

[02:52:43] And then they kill long as a rope

[02:52:45] Who wants a smoke?

[02:52:46] Tell her he had him a clone I knew that war was a hoax

[02:52:49] NOOOOO I'M GAY!

[02:52:53] I'M GAY!

[02:52:56] Nah, I've already been missing a few streams

[02:52:59] Okay, it's all good, bro

[02:53:01] It's not- it's not your fault, bro

[02:53:04] At least you missing the shame you don't have to deal with these aides that I'm dealing with every day, bro

[02:53:14] When nobody but it's fine, bro, I'm not making $15 an hour anymore, so it's all good

[02:53:22] Box to you for doing good, bro. Yeah, I'm a very I'm a survivor bro. I'm strong, bro

[02:53:29] How does he keep getting like

[02:53:33] Why are you fighting me?

[02:53:36] You're 1HP and you're fighting me.

[02:53:38] Are you special or special?

[02:53:52] I'm confident in my aim.

[02:53:53] Run it up!

[02:53:54] Run it up!

[02:53:55] Run it up!

[02:53:56] Run it up!

[02:53:57] Come on.

[02:53:58] Come on.

[02:53:59] Pops or muscle man? I mean I haven't watched very much on a minute. Probably Pops bro.

[02:54:09] His character development is crazy. Muscle man? Muscle man? Wait Muscle man is Muscle

[02:54:15] man right? And Pops is the one that's like that's like always like shy and stuff.

[02:54:20] Like towards the end Pops was like we did not expect him to be what he was. Wait

[02:54:28] What happened to Pops again at the end? Like he died or something?

[02:54:32] Like Muscle Man is just nonchalant, bro.

[02:54:34] That's what I remember in this.

[02:54:37] I forgot. I actually forgot.

[02:54:44] He sacrificed himself? Bro, that show was actually good, bro.

[02:54:48] I used to watch that every day.

[02:54:50] Regular shows, I actually guess.

[02:54:54] Oh my God, bro, this is not fun.

[02:54:55] This is for $5 bro, I could literally go to HEB right now and do actual productive things

[02:55:02] bro.

[02:55:03] Like I could go to HEB, buy my groceries, cook some food, and eat, and then I'm done.

[02:55:17] The star man!

[02:55:22] We're both in the lake bro!

[02:55:29] Wait!

[02:55:41] Oh my god, I'm so bad.

[02:55:52] Wow, what a shot Jeff, you're insane bro.

[02:55:54] Congratulations.

[02:55:57] Yo bro, you blew up bro?

[02:55:59] I know I blew up, I blew up.

[02:56:05] I blew up, I blew up.

[02:56:11] I can't imagine that this is another human on the other side of the world.

[02:56:32] Chad blew up, bro.

[02:56:34] I'm back, bro.

[02:56:37] Prime Jeff is back, Chad.

[02:56:40] I'm on menace. Talk to the withdrawal one-on-one and pass.

[02:56:58] Come on!

[02:57:02] Can you believe this?

[02:57:05] Can you believe this? I mean, I could have gone out, but like, can you just believe that he just hits a crazy max out of...

[02:57:10] Oh good, 5-5.

[02:57:13] I'm a survivor, bro.

[02:57:14] I'm a survivor.

[02:57:18] Okay, have you ever... Yeah, Vaughn loves Cat, bro.

[02:57:21] This is the insane res right now in the chat.

[02:57:24] I knew Vaughn had a crush on Cat, bro.

[02:57:26] He was asking some of the freaky questions all the day.

[02:57:33] Just stop, bro.

[02:57:35] Nothing, bro. I'm not gonna say anything, bro.

[02:57:40] I hope you know, bro.

[02:57:45] I'm not going to save him.

[02:57:50] I'm not going to save him because I'm about to lose his token, man.

[02:57:56] I can't focus, bro.

[02:58:01] I can't.

[02:58:02] The ADHD.

[02:58:03] Like, why do I just spawn with ADHD, bro?

[02:58:09] How do I just spawn with this bro?

[02:58:16] I was thinking about 10 things at once right now game, guys probably having the time of

[02:58:22] his life thing about only this token bro

[02:58:52] Oh my goodness, I'm about to just drop.

[02:59:08] How you gonna drop bro?

[02:59:13] What?

[02:59:14] Yo gang, how's your life bro?

[02:59:21] game I can't lose this oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my

[02:59:30] My goodness!

[02:59:32] Six six, chat!

[02:59:40] Six six brothers.

[02:59:45] Six six brothers.

[02:59:48] Come on!

[02:59:50] see my game is lagging bro

[03:00:01] 6-7 7-6

[03:00:17] game I want to be as good as you can

[03:00:20] you can definitely get as good as me you just gotta keep going bro

[03:00:23] you just gotta get some you just gotta stay on your chair all day

[03:00:27] and just keep your head down and just keep running I don't care what nobody says

[03:00:31] no I'm saying

[03:00:36] no I'm saying buddy

[03:01:17] GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! Gimme that $15 GGs! I'm gonna go buy some

[03:01:33] girls to ease Gigi's Gigi's I'm gonna go buy some girls to ease yes Gigi's in the

[03:01:44] chat let's get some Gigi's in chat wait where's the freaking um is my

[03:01:56] Elgato stream deck okay yeah I'm gonna add some new sound effects to my um to my

[03:02:03] uh what's the word to my um to my soundboard okay guys I want to get I

[03:02:08] want to I want to add some new sound effects to my soundboard

[03:02:18] YouTube sound effects YouTube MP3 now under

[03:02:26] Hopefully this amount of rat to my eyes hurts so much.

[03:02:33] Agent Jeff can we do a bro?

[03:02:34] Nah, I gotta do a lot of stuff.

[03:02:37] I gotta go to a grocery store bro.

[03:02:39] Bah, is that what they did?

[03:02:42] Bro look at this bro.

[03:02:45] I'm downing in chat?

[03:02:49] Oh my god, I think I just got hacked.

[03:02:55] I'm scared

[03:03:02] what's the best youtube mp3 downloader chat

[03:03:18] dude all these fricking downloaders bro are fake bro

[03:03:23] What the hell? I feel like I'm about to die on a virus on my PC.

[03:03:27] Why to me, bro? I was just on that.

[03:03:30] But they don't work for some reason.

[03:03:35] Wait, this one might work.

[03:03:40] Yo, V-Bond, bro.

[03:03:45] Ahhhh!

[03:03:53] I'm just going to leave the level up on top of the camera there.

[03:04:03] Oh nice, this is really good, thank you Mon, I appreciate it bro.

[03:04:08] Sorry, I have trust issues, so I need to like ease into my trust issues, you know what

[03:04:14] I'm saying?

[03:04:15] Alright, just download it, let me check.

[03:04:17] I got a new set of things, are you guys ready?

[03:04:22] What do you guys think?

[03:04:30] Yo, Kosey, I think you would've tiered one for 16 months, bro.

[03:04:33] Jeff, you're so black.

[03:04:34] What do you mean I'm so black?

[03:04:36] Listen, bro, I'm gonna give you guys some motivational speech.

[03:04:46] Okay?

[03:04:47] But, before I do that, I mean down to sound effect as well, then let me drag it in.

[03:04:56] Listen guys.

[03:05:04] We just finished.

[03:05:05] Wow.

[03:05:06] Look at how many viewers we have chat.

[03:05:08] 125,000 viewers man.

[03:05:12] Came in for this, came in for this fricking.

[03:05:17] That is freaking motivational speech

[03:05:19] We just robbed sins one in the chat those sins I

[03:05:23] Know during the stream in you left the stream. Wow. He got mad, bro

[03:05:29] But we just rockin for $15

[03:05:33] The next thing we're gonna do now

[03:05:37] Let's go to a grocery store

[03:05:44] Sorry guys

[03:05:47] We're going to go to grocery store.

[03:05:53] Who's ready for this segment?

[03:05:57] Who's ready for this next segment?

[03:06:04] Hmm

[03:06:31] All right boys

[03:06:34] So much viewers you can't end shreem

[03:06:38] Well I need to take a picture of this to the list, bro

[03:06:40] Cause I am so over-stimulated

[03:06:44] Like I'm actually so over-stimulated right now, bro

[03:06:49] AHHHHHHHHH

[03:06:52] Guys, look at my to-do list

[03:06:55] Bro, like I literally have been procrastinating this, bro

[03:07:00] Alright, so I'm gonna end shreem at 11

[03:07:02] Let me let me write the stuff that I don't know yet because bro

[03:07:05] I literally hung on my girl all day today, and I just feel like a bum bro and shim 11

[03:07:11] Call blue me for content meeting

[03:07:15] Go to grocery store by blackberries and yasuo ice cream

[03:07:23] Okay

[03:07:25] Then we're gonna go home

[03:07:27] make

[03:07:28] breakfast and snack

[03:07:30] And that will kill two birds and one stone and then we're gonna go to the gym

[03:07:36] Hey legs and abs and then we're gonna do and then we're gonna go ahead and do

[03:07:42] 30 minutes there master zone two and

[03:07:46] Then and then we're gonna finally do the paper

[03:07:49] Or we're gonna do to do list journal that we didn't do today and

[03:07:54] Then we're gonna go downstairs and get computer paper and

[03:07:58] and organize this to do this

[03:08:02] and then we're going to make food

[03:08:07] and then we're going to buy our artesian

[03:08:10] bradon softened Nalspad

[03:08:13] and then I'm going to ask the barber right now

[03:08:17] to send me the clay powder for my

[03:08:22] yo can you send me the Amazon product so I can make my hair look good every morning

[03:08:27] So Chad, that's my to-do list bro. This is what happens when you have ADHD, bro

[03:08:31] Like every single thought that comes to my head. I gotta write it down and then it gets overwhelming

[03:08:36] But Chad y'all are here with me, bro. I'm about to switch to Iro Shreem

[03:08:40] I'm gonna go the goat. I'm gonna go to the grocery store. I need to buy two things

[03:08:44] I could door-dash, but I'm I was making $15 an hour like not too long ago from shimming

[03:08:50] So I am trying to conserve my money, bro

[03:08:52] So let's go ahead and be productive now and I'll see you guys later. All right boys

[03:08:55] I'm gonna switch over to Irohshin

[03:09:01] Wait, what sound effect is that chat?

[03:09:08] It sounds like a tiktok one you guys know what I'm talking about at the end right here

[03:09:14] At the end right here

[03:09:18] It's like

[03:09:20] Please someone tell me bro. I have I have 130,000 viewers broken someone. Please find it for me. Please please please

[03:09:29] It is it's like ready. It's like a tiktok. Hope core sound effect pretty

[03:09:35] That one right there. It was just for like a split second that one. I don't know it wrap wrap it up

[03:09:40] Oh, yeah, why do I have 130,000 viewers and there's two people in my chat typing right now, bro

[03:09:45] what is going on? I'ma find it. Lo, you think it's funny bro? You think it's funny bro?

[03:09:56] Don't make me show you all my six back. Don't make me-

[03:10:15] Alright chat, let's switch over to Iroh, okay?

[03:10:30] Bah!

[03:10:31] Let me, let me take my accoution real quick.

[03:10:35] I just farted.

[03:11:03] How much MG's are you on? I think I'm on 30 right now.

[03:11:06] So I think it's 30 and 30 or it's 15 and 15.

[03:11:10] I don't know, they're up there bro.

[03:11:12] But my Accuteen's actually, like Accuteen, I haven't noticed anything besides his dry

[03:11:17] lips.

[03:11:18] But chat, I'm gonna go switch over to IRO, I need to, um, I need to do this.

[03:11:26] Oh my God! Oh my God! Can I get an egg war? Can I get an egg war? Can I get an egg war?

[03:11:50] That's your turn.

[03:11:53] This one's ready.

[03:12:00] This one's ready.

[03:12:02] Did I get a egg?

[03:12:08] Well.

[03:12:09] I need to sweep the floors.

[03:12:29] My fourth eye is full of hair around, from the hair to the hair that I have on it.

[03:12:58] Guys, I'm sweeping the floors.

[03:13:05] Is that your shower bro?

[03:13:09] What do you mean is that my shower?

[03:13:12] This is the kitchen game.

[03:13:16] Fah!

[03:13:18] What do you mean, good?

[03:13:23] I'm so sick now.

[03:13:53] Now look at all this hair.

[03:14:23] Should I leave this candle on? Yes or no?

[03:14:27] Should I take it out or should I leave it on?

[03:14:53] save some viewers from me shut the hell bubble you Asian Jeff why you got a

[03:15:11] I hate you on your neck bro. Bro, it's not my fault bro. My girl just wants me bro.

[03:15:22] Oh, look at what happens when I play Fortnite chat. Oh my goodness, my back is cooked man.

[03:15:30] Jeff please don't go on a chat wait chat no grocery store y'all want anything

[03:15:42] y'all want anything or not

[03:15:53] Congrats on being the biggest sherman bro. No problem bro

[03:16:07] So I get mic'd up

[03:16:10] Chesh I get mic'd up for this I wrote grocery store sherman

[03:16:14] Yo Asian Jeff why you got a Hickey bro? Bro. I just told you yet, bro. It's cuz my girl wants me bro

[03:16:18] What can I do about it?

[03:16:20] What can I do about my girl lying here?

[03:16:24] There's nothing I can do.

[03:16:27] I'm not gay!

[03:16:41] I started.

[03:16:44] I'm not gonna get my coat.

[03:16:46] Did you get added up in here?

[03:16:51] No, is that it?

[03:16:58] Bah!

[03:17:00] Bah!

[03:17:04] Bah!

[03:17:07] Bah!

[03:17:16] Yo, go up, holy bobby's.

[03:17:46] Jam, my hair is itchy from the haircut.

[03:17:56] What do I do?

[03:18:06] Pick up your feet, bro.

[03:18:16] Like that?

[03:18:19] Let's see how many steps I got today.

[03:18:24] I got 2,077 steps.

[03:18:28] Don't wonder why I feel like a chug today, bro.

[03:18:34] smell of your fingers brother

[03:18:44] you see my six pack y'all see my six pack or no all right guys I'm only going

[03:18:52] if I can't notice by anyone at the grocery store again it's not my fault

[03:18:56] okay it's just cuz I'm too famous but I'm only going to have for blackberries

[03:19:01] and Yasuo is nothing else dude it's actually really warm right now

[03:19:11] yo yo I just actually just moved to the Virginia house in in Virginia really all

[03:19:17] of her fuck TNA

[03:19:31] take the stairs brother I'm using my car what do you mean take the stairs

[03:19:40] dude why is my phone falling off bro

[03:19:54] bro what the fuck bro

[03:20:01] Oh, it's the blood.

[03:20:06] Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

[03:20:09] Your phone thinks it's agent F. Your band.

[03:20:14] Hello, guys. I need to put you guys in my car.

[03:20:24] Dude, it keeps tilting.

[03:20:27] These trap-hunts are good.

[03:20:57] Yeah, this guy by my becote.

[03:21:17] I'm going to be back.

[03:21:19] If anybody wants to pull up, I'll sell some.

[03:21:23] I'm back to the grocery bro.

[03:21:28] Dude, why is my neck itchy from the hair?

[03:21:33] Why does that work like that, Jack?

[03:21:53] you

[03:22:23] you

[03:22:53] you

[03:23:23] you

[03:23:53] you

[03:24:23] you

[03:24:53] you

[03:25:23] you

[03:25:53] you

[03:26:23] you

[03:26:53] you

[03:27:23] you

[03:27:53] I got a six pack bro, I don't care bro. I just hate this tripod. It's like why is this so like

[03:28:13] X1 repeat is just subscribe

[03:28:20] X1 repeat is just subscribe

[03:28:23] Wait, did you give me 10 gifts or is Chaz just made me W cuz they're sad of me.

[03:28:34] Bro, I'm just crashing out cuz I don't have food and I'm cutting bro.

[03:28:39] Like if I wasn't cutting, I wouldn't, and I didn't go to gym today bro.

[03:28:42] Like Chaz, stop fucking rage-raining me bro, okay?

[03:28:46] I'm getting tight.

[03:28:48] Actually stop, it's being annoying.

[03:28:50] Why is it so easy like toad now?

[03:28:54] I don't get it.

[03:29:17] Just gotta buy two things bro.

[03:29:20] they have flex on that person with a haircut bro I'm already getting so many

[03:29:25] smiles bro I'm gonna just tell this haircut looks good you didn't think my

[03:29:30] southern 2020 bro how about you okay so we need blackberries and yasso I

[03:29:38] said they should be near the same section so we could be in and out get

[03:29:42] In and out

[03:29:48] You guys get it or no in and out

[03:29:53] I haven't had in and out in a minute, bro

[03:29:56] You know it cost a thousand dollars to get a hundred thousand viewers. No way. That's crazy

[03:30:02] I'm telling you guys, bro. You are must might be the one behind this all

[03:30:06] It's I told you guys this it's either

[03:30:08] It's either an Indian tech developer that just doesn't know that knows how to be bought without having to pay for it

[03:30:15] Or if you are a must or a rich billionaire that just is enjoying watching me

[03:30:22] Suffer

[03:30:38] Stronger than your left arm?

[03:30:42] Acute.

[03:30:46] Do you guys know what acute means?

[03:31:00] Close it through and make sure you're in the same category.

[03:31:04] Besides Patty's here at 9 p.m., but I'm not even hosting it.

[03:31:18] Chad, which one should I get?

[03:31:25] Should I get the Yaslo brand?

[03:31:34] I'm gonna get some food.

[03:31:41] There's a verse there when I see.

[03:31:45] Look at this dude.

[03:31:46] I'm overspending bro.

[03:31:48] Now we gotta get the frozen blackberries.

[03:31:51] And we out.

[03:31:52] Bleh.

[03:31:53] We out.

[03:31:54] Bleh.

[03:31:55] Side B.

[03:31:56] Side B.

[03:31:57] Side B.

[03:31:58] Side B.

[03:31:59] sight see if you saw me you know there was a float where's the frozen black

[03:32:07] berries frozen black berries where are you

[03:32:19] I'll see it Chad y'all see it blueberries blueberries yeah I don't see it bro blue

[03:32:33] blood no seriously where the frozen blackberries bro these are blueberries no

[03:32:40] I'm not blind stop trolling me I don't see the frozen blackberries am I

[03:32:46] Have you got a machine gun in real life?

[03:32:50] Bro plenty of times bro. I'm using Jack bro.

[03:32:53] You know how much pora I have Jack?

[03:32:56] Bro I don't see it bro. Am I overstimulating?

[03:33:00] These are blueberries Jack. I need blackberries.

[03:33:04] It might be in the broccoli session.

[03:33:07] Well let me check.

[03:33:10] Let me just check one more time.

[03:33:13] I'm also cutting bro. I know bro. I know

[03:33:16] It's like honestly so like pro especially being a streamer, bro

[03:33:21] Like this this job is harder than a nine-and-five, bro

[03:33:25] And like I have to deal with all these rage vaders while on a cut like can you imagine that?

[03:33:31] I'm losing energy because I'm losing so much weight

[03:33:35] Excuse me

[03:33:36] Excuse me. Do you know where the frozen blackberries are?

[03:33:40] I'm sorry, I don't work for H.E.D. I'm out of here for giving you 10 egg and 5.

[03:33:45] Oh, you're good. Sorry about that.

[03:33:49] But where are the frozen blackberries, bro?

[03:33:53] Oh my god, bro. I came here for one thing and one thing only and I can't find it, man.

[03:33:59] They gotta be in here. You know what's the one?

[03:34:01] Nope.

[03:34:03] Nope. Excuse me.

[03:34:05] Do you know where the frozen blackberries are by any chance?

[03:34:10] They're usually blackberries.

[03:34:12] Yeah. I checked the fruit section, I cannot spot it.

[03:34:17] Okay.

[03:34:18] Yeah, are you really not here?

[03:34:20] Yeah.

[03:34:22] Looks like somebody ate all of them.

[03:34:24] I'm not making it.

[03:34:29] You don't want to eat like frozen berries?

[03:34:31] No, no, no, blackberries.

[03:34:33] Yeah.

[03:34:34] I need it cuz I'm like I got a flight coming up new six

[03:34:37] You know I'm saying and I got to be like a lot thing. Oh right there. Oh my god, so me. Thank you, brother

[03:34:49] How did I not see this bro chat where these bad coms brother

[03:34:56] All right, let's see if I see the same girl from last week chat

[03:34:59] I think she wants to go y'all remember last week I came here there's these two girls

[03:35:04] I want me yourself. Let me see if they're here. I

[03:35:07] Want to test the theory nope not there

[03:35:12] Nope not there either

[03:35:15] Yep, not there either

[03:35:18] Let's go to number one

[03:35:21] We told you it was in front of you

[03:35:24] Face what a guy was in front of me bro

[03:35:29] I

[03:35:36] Get one of these chocolates or no, no, it's all process bro. I can't buy that

[03:35:50] See bro, like this is why I have a six pack bro because I can discipline myself check

[03:35:59] Get the trap stick. I have aquafor at home bro. I just don't, I'm just lazy bro.

[03:36:17] Dubbies in the chair

[03:36:23] Dubbies in the chair

[03:36:28] Let's get some dubbies in chair

[03:36:33] I'm doing amazing how about yourself you've been working a long shift

[03:36:41] Six or seven hours yeah, yeah, that's tough

[03:36:47] Corner in this part of that, you know, I'm saying to you have a nice day

[03:36:54] Thank you so much brother have a good one

[03:37:01] She is a 6-7 she wants you guys I'm interested. I got a girlfriend

[03:37:07] I'm my interested. I got a girlfriend

[03:37:11] I'm not interested. I got a girlfriend

[03:37:13] There's chat, there could be 30,000 girls that want me bro, but I'm not interested.

[03:37:20] And also I got a fight coming up, I can't be wasting time with a girl.

[03:37:24] I'm not, I'm not, yeah I'm not.

[03:37:26] I'm lost in bro, you guys gotta understand that.

[03:37:29] I'm lost in the life chat.

[03:37:32] Girls are at the trash bro, y'all gotta realize that, alright?

[03:37:36] Girls, girls will only suck you dry bro.

[03:37:40] Respectfully bro.

[03:37:42] respect woman bro but respectfully bro in my current scenario chat right now

[03:37:48] the best thing for me to do is make money getting the shape of my life and

[03:37:53] set myself up you know what go into it listen bro I'm gonna give you guys some

[03:37:58] advice a girl should be a bonus to your life it shouldn't be the center of

[03:38:05] your world some y'all some of y'all prioritize girls too much and you

[03:38:10] lose yourself and then you can get cheated on and then you wonder why she

[03:38:14] cheated on you like you got a real last chat you wore the you wore the prize

[03:38:18] possession bro you wore the prize she is not the prize chat you can get as

[03:38:24] this is what my dad told me I'm fucking Asian Jeff bro you can get 20,000

[03:38:29] girls you want bro but it's also very important to make sure you guys get

[03:38:33] the right one right you understand me because if you don't get the right

[03:38:37] one you're cooked game where the frick is my car yo where's my car at bro I'm

[03:38:45] losing the rotate you are your own prize that's all I'm saying bro you guys

[03:38:51] gotta realize bro you are the only person chat hold up I'm gonna turn on my

[03:38:55] car and turn it off

[03:38:58] I can't hear it you guys hear it am I on the wrong rotate I think I'm on the

[03:39:05] long we'll see bro where did I park bro I always parked so far there it is y'all

[03:39:13] heard that but why do you start going to black cup black barber bro your cuts

[03:39:18] were still tough but my cut is tough right now bro

[03:39:23] Yeah, my cut is tough right now, what y'all talking about?

[03:39:38] Should I show you guys my six pack?

[03:39:39] Yes Jeff, I want to see your six pack.

[03:39:41] a bit fine you guys want me to put on aqua

[03:40:11] before I get home. You guys care about my lips being that dry? I don't care, bro. I know,

[03:40:17] Chad, I have plump, chouous lips. It's just because I'm on the acute, bro. It's not my

[03:40:23] fault. Holy mean, what's the Cali intake? 2,200. Actually, you can call my coach right

[03:40:30] now. Should I call him and ask you guys and promote his things so he gets happy

[03:40:35] and then he gives me attention? Because when he gets happy and gives me attention,

[03:40:41] makes me happy so then he could help me more sure because y'all want to know what

[03:40:47] he does yo yeah I'm streaming right now my my cat wanted to ask you something

[03:40:54] bro they said what's my belly carry into your soul in

[03:41:00] That's it. Wait, wait. You have a link, you know.

[03:41:05] 20201er, right? What's up?

[03:41:08] Dad, I just wanted to call you so you can put more on yourself, bro.

[03:41:11] 20201er, bro. What?

[03:41:15] 20201er today.

[03:41:17] Yeah, 2200, but we have refeeds occasionally just to make sure.

[03:41:21] Not occasionally, but we have refeeds when necessary,

[03:41:24] because Jeff had a lot of Bishrow flat chat.

[03:41:27] I get a really bad phrase before he starts poking on a backfist and I know you've been busy all day today, bro

[03:41:36] How's your day?

[03:41:51] Nice I just went to the grocery store

[03:41:53] I

[03:41:55] bought some blackberries and yasua

[03:42:01] All right, bro

[03:42:03] I don't want to buy you too much bro, but chat that's my coach. You are wondering if he's the one that got me

[03:42:08] I mean, I'm the one that got my stuff this busy, but he helped me out in terms of ideal and stuff

[03:42:13] you know I'm saying so

[03:42:16] shout out Josh for a man

[03:42:19] Yeah, bro. All right, bro, I just wanted to call you just to check up

[03:42:23] And ask you that

[03:42:29] Now you go go take your sweet time

[03:42:39] Chat bro, that's my coach bro

[03:42:48] I'm heading home right now chat

[03:42:50] I'm heading home right now chat and then I'm gonna go ahead

[03:42:53] in the make food and then I'm gonna probably go to the gym on tree

[03:43:04] what do you guys think about the not chat it's my my role gym coach gym coach

[03:43:10] life coach not life coach but like diet coach diet coach transformation coach

[03:43:19] just yeah

[03:43:30] our fully qtt just subscribed

[03:43:37] our fully qtt me thank you my friend

[03:43:42] appreciate you bro

[03:43:44] So, thank you brother Chom Tire Bro.

[03:43:51] I'm tired, Chad.

[03:43:53] Can you guys give me a five,

[03:43:54] if I get this, I can wake up.

[03:43:56] Please.

[03:43:59] I need this.

[03:44:04] My mom is kind of homeless.

[03:44:10] Please, Chad.

[03:44:14] I need this.

[03:44:24] My mom is kind of homeless.

[03:44:29] Yeah, nobody's going to be in the hospital.

[03:44:35] my new airplane?

[03:44:43] Someone explain.

[03:44:46] No.

[03:44:49] Did you see what you were dragging your van?

[03:44:51] No, I'm on a red light right now.

[03:44:53] I can reach that when I'm on a red light, bro.

[03:44:57] Guys, I don't read my channel when I'm driving.

[03:45:00] I hope you all know that.

[03:45:01] I'm a civilized...

[03:45:02] I'm a civilized...

[03:45:04] I must civilize it's like reading my chat is like I'm not even reading my chat reading the ways

[03:45:34] That's all I ever been to.

[03:45:36] Y'all like, y'all miss, y'all, y'all miss.

[03:45:39] Chae, Chae.

[03:45:41] Chae, Chae y'all.

[03:45:44] Chae, Chae y'all.

[03:45:47] Y'all.

[03:46:04] you

[03:46:34] you

[03:47:04] you

[03:47:34] you

[03:48:04] you

[03:48:34] You

[03:48:50] Uh-huh, honey

[03:48:55] What you doing in the club on a Thursday she said birthday

[03:49:04] all right you're rich girl all right where's my tire maker? let me try to find one

[03:49:16] I need to later wash and gin trash

[03:49:34] I know the way that you're going to see her take any brown something you feel good

[03:49:54] chat I want to feel good I want to be gay

[03:50:05] chat I want to be gay

[03:50:11] chat's funny bro

[03:50:16] bro what I'm just I need you guys do not understand I'm gonna cut right now

[03:50:22] I'm irritated, bro anything y'all say to me I'm gonna get irritated very easily, bro

[03:50:30] you guys better understand that okay like I'm serious if I'm bulking like I will

[03:50:38] not be as mad as I am right now but you guys just chat let me just eat my food

[03:50:43] I'll play all the foreign you guys want

[03:50:49] Let me please just eat my food and do my thing

[03:51:01] Sit you

[03:51:03] Sit to dig my stuff daddy. Oh my god, my door almost

[03:51:13] What? Hey! You're going to leave me alone!

[03:51:19] City19 just subscribed.

[03:51:23] But we still gotta hit the car, bro.

[03:51:25] Yo, don't hit the wall again.

[03:51:31] Don't hit the wall, brother.

[03:51:37] One good girl. Cute as freak, bro.

[03:51:40] I know I'm cute.

[03:51:42] I've always been, I've always gotten called cute, like, even when I was younger, like

[03:51:51] when I was short, like when I was like probably like two, six in like third grade, like all

[03:51:57] the girls in my class were like calling me cute and stuff, it was weird, or it was,

[03:52:01] I didn't even know, I didn't, like, someone was like, someone said to me, they were

[03:52:07] like, who's your crush?

[03:52:08] And I was like, what do you mean who's my crush?

[03:52:10] I didn't know what my man, I thought they meant like, I thought they meant

[03:52:12] And like, cause like chat, in my days, I don't know,

[03:52:15] cause y'all are yelling this help,

[03:52:16] but like I'm a two down to five, right?

[03:52:18] So like in my days, people would like be like,

[03:52:21] push your crush, Jeff, push your crush.

[03:52:24] And I was like, I was like, I thought like crushing

[03:52:27] some of the men, like killing them, right?

[03:52:28] So like I said, like some men and girl,

[03:52:31] and they're like, oh, you like him,

[03:52:34] or you like her, something like that.

[03:52:38] Why are we lying?

[03:52:39] I'm not lying, bro.

[03:52:39] I actually, like, I get called key a lot from a lot of people.

[03:52:45] It's probably because I have a baby face.

[03:52:48] Yeah, because I'm an Asian.

[03:52:50] You know, all of a sudden, everybody loves Asians now,

[03:52:52] so back then, nobody liked Asian people,

[03:52:55] but now all of a sudden, oh, I want an Asian.

[03:52:58] I want an Asian.

[03:53:00] You're quiet down to Mr. Green.

[03:53:02] Well, what if he's in my apartment now, bro?

[03:53:04] I'm scared, bro.

[03:53:06] All right, check.

[03:53:07] I'm gonna eat food, bro.

[03:53:08] I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm going to make food.

[03:53:11] I'm not even hungry, bro.

[03:53:13] Walk faster on the floor, your bands.

[03:53:17] I'll touch you.

[03:53:19] See what I'm talking about, bro?

[03:53:20] My chat just wants me, bro.

[03:53:25] All right, chat.

[03:53:26] I'll put on some freaky pop before,

[03:53:27] since you guys want to quickly see my lips undry, okay?

[03:53:32] I'll put it on just for you all.

[03:53:35] Who's ready?

[03:53:36] Take one in the chat when y'all are ready for me to put on my mask.

[03:53:48] Ready?

[03:54:01] Ready?

[03:54:06] I'm looking for the

[03:54:10] moment.

[03:54:14] I'm looking for him now.

[03:54:36] I have my lips, bro.

[03:55:00] Did it help?

[03:55:01] Did it help or no?

[03:55:03] Are my lips looking good enough?

[03:55:11] Bro, I don't like that feeling, bro.

[03:55:17] Did it help or no? It kind of helped. I think it helped. I think it helped.

[03:55:33] Come here.

[03:55:40] Come here, Jason.

[03:55:53] Come here, Jason.

[03:56:01] Come here, Jason.

[03:56:11] Alright boys, I'm hungry.

[03:56:15] I'm trying the one I just got.

[03:56:22] What flavor is this?

[03:56:25] Please.

[03:56:27] Should I try fudge brown?

[03:56:29] What should I try?

[03:56:34] Pistachio brittle.

[03:56:36] I love pistachio, bro.

[03:56:39] Nah, I'll try this one.

[03:56:41] I only get to eat one, check, for my diet.

[03:56:44] You guys would probably eat like six or seven.

[03:56:46] But me, I'm locked in, we're not the same.

[03:56:50] Alright.

[03:56:52] Here we go.

[03:56:54] Wait, Conta Colbu, wait, I gotta end my room in like...

[03:56:59] Wait, should I have lunch in my living room?

[03:57:02] You got the groceries, you got to make breakfast now.

[03:57:09] Should I have lunch in my living room?

[03:57:14] You have any idea who the bar is?

[03:57:16] Nope, zero clue.

[03:57:24] Well, let's try it from...

[03:57:29] Are you taking a pregnancy test?

[03:57:59] No say. Put the rest of it in the freezer with the box or take it out. Because sometimes

[03:58:09] when I put my ice cream in the freezer it's like so deformed bro. Are you supposed to

[03:58:15] take it out chap and put the ice cream in the freezer or are you guys supposed to put

[03:58:20] the box in the freezer? You get a haircut? Yes sir. We got a little fresh cut going

[03:58:28] right now you know what I'm saying is that I hate you in your neck

[03:58:34] goal goal now it's not like it's a it's a rash

[03:58:44] What's your action?

[03:58:46] What's your action?

[03:58:48] Is that action done on the spot, bro?

[03:58:50] Oh my goodness.

[03:58:52] Oh my goodness, bro.

[03:59:14] How tall is Jim?

[03:59:24] Let me take some more time to check.

[03:59:28] When is Jim starting?

[03:59:30] I only know Jim Hurst.

[03:59:34] I guess that's in the future.

[04:00:34] Jeff, where is your gym and your girlfriend's shoes?

[04:01:00] Bro, that was a bad, but that was a bad, bro.

[04:01:06] We're not doing it ever again.

[04:01:16] What was that? Why not?

[04:01:20] I'm never shooting with a girl I've ever been on.

[04:01:23] I did a cooking show with my recent girl and y'all didn't like it.

[04:01:39] Remember?

[04:01:40] Chad, remember?

[04:01:41] No.

[04:01:42] I don't know, she was making like a house,

[04:01:45] we were targeting that we got a chocolate house.

[04:01:50] And she was just like, nervous, girl.

[04:01:56] I don't know, I think Latina's just don't do good on the train.

[04:02:06] Y'all wanna see my trailer yesterday or not?

[04:02:12] Oh man!

[04:02:15] Yo, Agent Jeff, how you lose cat rock?

[04:02:17] Just do cardio, go to your gym, eat healthy, get good sleep.

[04:02:23] And ten dollar sets a day.

[04:02:26] And take peptides.

[04:02:30] And

[04:02:31] that's about it, brother.

[04:02:33] I would recommend getting like someone to guide you along the way because that really helps if you got the money for it.

[04:02:39] Or maybe you have like liking your most jacks friend that you have and then just asking what they do and just copy them

[04:02:47] Because having someone hold your accountable is really good for you

[04:02:51] Especially like just in anything just having someone hold your accountable. It's just that way you're not playing solo, you know me

[04:03:00] Because if you're playing solos, bro, you're gonna lose motivation because a lot of you guys rely on motivation

[04:03:06] to like do stuff so

[04:03:09] Alright chat, I just finished one part of my snacks, let's see the next part of my snacks

[04:03:20] I need to make.

[04:03:25] Because I ate out today, I don't get to eat out a lot anymore.

[04:03:29] That's what chat could be said.

[04:03:34] Black berries.

[04:03:39] Oh my god, this is where my mailbox key was the whole time.

[04:03:44] Wow, I didn't even need to get another one. That's like God talking about it.

[04:03:48] Which sentence one? Castaccio and marshmallow sea salt.

[04:03:51] Open the words.

[04:04:00] Looks like that one.

[04:04:04] Is there something in my lipstick?

[04:04:11] Oh no!

[04:04:13] These are like bathroom bath bilos.

[04:04:20] Stressively moisturizing bilos.

[04:04:22] So steep.

[04:04:24] Throw up his box.

[04:04:36] Look what I got from T.J. Max.

[04:04:46] After the payoff.

[04:04:48] See, I'm a kennel guy bro.

[04:04:50] Mmm, that smells good, eh?

[04:04:55] Yeah, are y'all, are y'all, are y'all, are y'all,

[04:04:59] are y'all a panoramic or not?

[04:05:10] Look what else, look what else I got from you today, man.

[04:05:14] I bought it because it, I bought it because it reminds me of life.

[04:05:20] keep life simple sometimes bro we over complicated so many things you know like

[04:05:29] I have 100k viewers and I gotta be grateful bro so keep life simple get it

[04:05:38] I think it was a good $8 investment.

[04:05:40] I need more cups anyways.

[04:05:43] Alright, I need to make a good check.

[04:05:46] I need to make some food.

[04:05:51] Is my desk messy? It's not that messy, right?

[04:05:55] It's not that messy.

[04:05:57] It's not that messy. Wait a minute.

[04:05:59] Why are your disposable injectable wheels here?

[04:06:02] That's kind of odd.

[04:06:04] Don't look at that check.

[04:06:06] Don't look at those disposable injectable needles, they're not, they're not related to anything.

[04:06:16] Yo, this chat is crazy, bro. Look at me.

[04:06:22] Jeff, how long would it take for an average male to get a damn sick of that?

[04:06:27] Yeah, damn it.

[04:06:29] Come on, damn me, Jeff.

[04:06:32] Oh, man!

[04:06:36] Daddy's out in the back, don't look at him.

[04:06:40] He's gonna run.

[04:06:42] I'm gonna make myself a foodie.

[04:06:47] I'm gonna play with you and you.

[04:06:50] You can play with eggs right there.

[04:06:58] Your mods are NPC. You're better.

[04:07:01] I will not let you disrespect my mods like that. You understand me?

[04:07:05] What are you going to do now? I'm going to make food and then I'm going to check my to-do list.

[04:07:21] Look at how clean this dish is.

[04:07:28] I will not let you disrespect your mom like that.

[04:07:35] I'm going to leave this to Sted Malazzo, okay?

[04:08:35] All right. Now we've got to go ahead, sheets, 100 gram blackberries.

[04:09:05] Whoa, 100 grams right there.

[04:09:32] Snack is done.

[04:09:36] Now we're gonna make three eggs.

[04:09:39] You know, mobile bread, that sure is too big.

[04:09:42] It's because, um...

[04:09:45] It's because, um...

[04:09:48] Because, um...

[04:09:50] I gotta hide my physique, bro. I can't show people I'm big, bro.

[04:09:59] You know what I'm saying?

[04:10:02] Yo, what's up?

[04:10:04] Yo, Jeff, hey daddy, you always get a check.

[04:10:18] You gotta give what I'm saying or not.

[04:10:20] Yeah, Jeff, yeah, what it's me.

[04:10:25] But you gotta actually give what I'm saying.

[04:11:02] Show six pack.

[04:11:05] I don't know.

[04:11:09] I'm going to show you guys how to make eggs, okay?

[04:11:24] Boom.

[04:11:25] Two more there.

[04:11:32] Boom. Two-on-er. And now...

[04:11:45] Shizumo Zoo, just subscribe.

[04:11:55] Yo, Shizumo Zoo, thank you so much bro.

[04:12:00] It's 9pm, I cheated on my diet today, so I have to eat breakfast at 9pm instead of

[04:12:06] because I asked Charlie to eat, because I sent a picture of what I ate because I

[04:12:10] Because I want to see my girl today.

[04:12:12] So, try to keep the best of me.

[04:12:15] Ah, you're going to eat me!

[04:12:18] Shezumosim just subscribed.

[04:12:21] You'll see what other stuff I have.

[04:12:24] And then have my snacks and then I'm done for dinner.

[04:12:28] That's what you do.

[04:12:30] Because I don't want to tell my coach that she's a girl.

[04:12:32] She's doing a man.

[04:12:34] This is a repercussion of cheating on your diet.

[04:12:43] I have to eat this now.

[04:12:44] Not that I hate it, but I have to eat it now because I cheated on my diet, and that's

[04:12:49] what I did.

[04:12:50] Do you want to see?

[04:12:51] Do y'all get on the same blood?

[04:12:52] Do the first row.

[04:12:53] Y'all get on the same blood.

[04:13:00] You're in a postcard.

[04:13:09] Oh my!

[04:13:11] Let me crack you.

[04:13:16] You can take it.

[04:13:23] Shadow, my egg is burning?

[04:13:28] Yes or no?

[04:13:35] Yes, they're on the chat. I'll let my head burn.

[04:13:44] Y'all can know that, right?

[04:13:49] Two owners? My eggs are not burning. This guy's lying to me, bro.

[04:13:53] Bandy can be shamed.

[04:13:58] Two owners?

[04:14:00] No, man, no, I'm selling you.

[04:14:07] What box?

[04:14:08] Two more.

[04:14:09] It says it's selling you, bro.

[04:14:12] My eggs are not burning, bro.

[04:14:14] You can maybe mess them up please, man.

[04:14:17] Stop selling me, chum.

[04:14:18] Bathing from the trash.

[04:14:21] Stop selling me, bro.

[04:14:25] You're damned.

[04:14:29] Your pan, chef.

[04:14:36] Ready for a walk?

[04:14:45] And y'all study.

[04:14:53] Y'all sell me just the way I like it.

[04:15:09] What do you guys mean by legs?

[04:15:11] Good or bad?

[04:15:13] Type one in the chat and you guys will pay $10 for this.

[04:15:53] I haven't really saw which season it broke

[04:15:57] Now the next step to my breakfast shot. I'm putting y'all on if you would if you guys want to get as lean as me

[04:16:07] If you guys want to get as lean as me, we'll put you guys on the next breakfast that I have good

[04:16:19] Cool Joe 23 just subscribed

[04:16:23] Okay, look at this. You didn't put pepper? Yes, I did, bro. You just finished seeing me, bro.

[04:16:28] So look at this. I'm gonna show you guys on my ultimate method, okay?

[04:16:36] And you want to clean this as soon as possible. Otherwise, it's gonna be hard to clean.

[04:16:40] So, boom, you get a bowl, right? You get a bowl check.

[04:16:43] You're gonna go ahead and do it.

[04:16:53] We're gonna go ahead and do cream of rice 50 grams

[04:17:16] Okay

[04:17:18] Good.

[04:17:20] Fifty-nights, okay?

[04:17:30] Now,

[04:17:32] you're gonna go ahead and do

[04:17:34] a look.

[04:17:48] You're going to go ahead and do milk, okay?

[04:17:58] You're going to add milk until you see the cream of rice is evaporated.

[04:18:06] Not too much milk, okay?

[04:18:09] You're going to go ahead and get a spoon.

[04:18:14] We're gonna mix up the cream of rice.

[04:18:19] Now again, not too much milk.

[04:18:20] Otherwise it's gonna turn into a rock.

[04:18:22] You understand me?

[04:18:22] You don't wanna eat a rock.

[04:18:25] This should be the perfect amount of milk we nailed it.

[04:18:29] Now.

[04:18:33] Now.

[04:18:37] You're gonna microwave it for two and a half minutes.

[04:18:44] You guys understand?

[04:18:53] One, two, three, four.

[04:18:59] Now that you guys have microwaved this...

[04:19:07] Yo, let's do the outside on thing, huh?

[04:19:11] You're gonna begin doing the another thing, okay?

[04:19:14] You're going to get a cup, you're going to get a cup, you're going to pour in one.

[04:19:38] It's not right, it's wheat.

[04:19:39] Oh I meant cream of wheat, sorry.

[04:19:40] You're going to pour in one scoop of protein powder.

[04:19:49] My stuff is about to run out.

[04:19:52] Plug it in the box.

[04:19:55] Do you want it?

[04:19:57] You get a cut today?

[04:19:58] How do you know Oliver?

[04:20:00] Yeah, Bitcoin.

[04:20:02] Yeah, I did, Oliver.

[04:20:04] Can you tell I got a haircut?

[04:20:06] I'm not interested.

[04:20:07] Alright, now you're going to plug in milk, you're going to mix it.

[04:20:13] You may just do what I'm breaking out, maybe it's because I need milk in the future.

[04:20:22] Not too much milk.

[04:20:24] The reason why I'm breaking out, maybe it's because I need milk in the kitchen.

[04:20:29] Not too much milk.

[04:20:32] And now, chat told me, ooh, I want to see your chat. I love milk. I love hearing about myself.

[04:20:41] Now, you're gonna mix it. Same thing like with a cream of milk.

[04:20:46] Clean your apartment bro? Bro, my apartment's clean. It's just disorganized.

[04:20:51] I could pay a Latina lady to make it look nice for 160 dollars for 104 yards

[04:20:56] But that's the expense that I'm not willing to take

[04:20:59] So I only I only get to spend 200 dollars a week

[04:21:03] So that's I'm gonna get if I pay for a Latina lady. I only get 60 dollars left

[04:21:10] We making sugar and milk bro, no sir scheme

[04:21:17] You're gonna see what I'm making

[04:21:21] You have to trust the process, but why have I been seen on them?

[04:21:28] They don't have to be able to see them.

[04:21:29] There's just this lady that I hired like three times and she's really nice and she

[04:21:34] made me call her one time, which is like chicken and soup.

[04:21:39] And then she also just does a really phenomenal job cleaning my partner.

[04:21:44] Like I'm out and going and I like hire her and I trust her to like my wallets

[04:21:49] in my house and she doesn't steal anything and she doesn't even speak to me like that

[04:21:56] or she doesn't understand anything like that but every time I come back after I hire her

[04:22:03] my house just looks so good, it's not so good, she does a crazy job of cleaning.

[04:22:10] Well my problem is bro like I'm just like, I just have random stuff out everywhere

[04:22:15] Like, my dishes are clean, um, I could definitely count, I could definitely wipe the countertops a little bit more, but that's just extra stuff, so, nah, I'm just kidding.

[04:22:26] So, um, yeah, well, but I don't think I'm gonna hire that Latina lady for now, I'm saving money right now, so I'm here for a chat, my eggs are getting cold.

[04:22:37] So now, I'm going to get a freaking spoon, brother.

[04:22:44] Hot.

[04:22:45] Hot.

[04:22:46] Look at that.

[04:22:52] My favorite wheat is the...

[04:22:55] Okay.

[04:22:56] Now, our mixed top extra powder.

[04:23:06] That's important.

[04:23:07] So that it makes it that good, so that's a way to present it.

[04:23:16] That's an L that we're going to have to take.

[04:23:18] You know what?

[04:23:19] I'm going to use some powder to break it.

[04:23:22] Whatever.

[04:23:23] So now I'm going to pour it into a box.

[04:23:26] I'm going to put hot water in it.

[04:23:29] I'm going to let everything marinate with hot water.

[04:23:41] So now look at this.

[04:23:42] I got some cream powder.

[04:23:44] See that?

[04:23:46] I knew it was an L-ster.

[04:23:48] Bro, look at my six-pack.

[04:23:51] I'm going to be mad at you.

[04:23:57] So now, the next step is 100 grams of strawberries.

[04:24:27] And then, the final step is a whipped cream.

[04:24:46] What the f...

[04:24:47] Yo, why is this squirting anywhere?

[04:24:49] What the...

[04:24:50] It's not whipping anymore.

[04:24:52] Yo!

[04:24:53] I don't know if he'll be any more.

[04:24:55] Yo!

[04:24:58] Chow, how do I fix that?

[04:25:00] Mmm, it's actually good.

[04:25:02] How do I fix that, Chow?

[04:25:05] What?

[04:25:08] It's crazy, bro.

[04:25:11] No shot, man.

[04:25:16] That was my only whipped cream, too, bro.

[04:25:19] Fuck.

[04:25:21] Did you shake it?

[04:25:31] Oh, you have to shake it?

[04:25:34] I got another one, it's fine.

[04:25:39] And that's breakfast.

[04:25:41] Wait, does that shake even actually work?

[04:25:43] Hold on, let me check.

[04:25:45] Baaah!

[04:25:53] Nope. I mean, it's kind of better, but...

[04:25:56] Not really.

[04:25:58] Should I shake it harder?

[04:26:00] I don't know why people like whipped cream.

[04:26:02] No, it's actually good, bro.

[04:26:08] Over!

[04:26:10] Nah, I'm just kidding.

[04:26:12] I'm just kidding, I'm already...

[04:26:15] Nope, it's cooked.

[04:26:27] Wrap it up.

[04:26:28] Wrap it up, Chad.

[04:26:29] Alright, that's breakfast.

[04:26:30] Now we get a spoon.

[04:26:31] This is our final meal.

[04:26:32] Boom, boom.

[04:26:33] Now we get a spoon.

[04:26:40] This is our final meal.

[04:26:43] Boom, boom.

[04:26:46] Boom.

[04:26:48] go myself

[04:27:12] child, what's another thing you got in my chamber?

[04:27:18] Y'all silly.

[04:27:28] Bro's back in his car.

[04:27:31] Guys I know bro, chat's moving mad fast right now.

[04:27:35] Alright I'm gonna watch all bro G chat and eat.

[04:27:42] Why does bro have a hickey?

[04:27:43] Did his bro give him a hickey this morning?

[04:27:45] Now chat's a rush.

[04:27:48] Yo, why doesn't Asian Jeff get pussy now?

[04:27:53] He used to be a Fortnite nerd.

[04:27:55] He grew up mad and crazy.

[04:27:56] Chad, you guys are saying some crazy messages, am I right?

[04:28:09] No one said that.

[04:28:16] your lips are chopped. No wonder my lips are chopped. I'm an acutine, bro. How many times

[04:28:22] do I gotta say this? I mean, I actually gotta eat two pills today. I'm not switching my

[04:28:29] setup until I eat two pills. Here we go. This is so hard, bro.

[04:28:45] Go.

[04:29:02] Got it.

[04:29:03] One.

[04:29:15] What's Axis name, bro, and they see up good skin.

[04:29:37] Where you get dry lips?

[04:29:43] So what I was saying right chat YouTube views if you check my YouTube channel views are down battering out chat

[04:29:50] I'm telling you they're down battering up. Oh, I fell off like really bad

[04:29:58] What

[04:30:07] Trim back. Trim back. What's the next step on my to-go-less?

[04:30:22] So we went to grocery store, bought blackberries, got to go to gym, hit legs, 30 minutes stand-master, cardio, do everything, downstairs, computer, paper and apartment.

[04:30:37] to focus room

[04:30:39] Make sure to keep the one you already made that

[04:30:43] It's making it easier actually

[04:30:46] How do we underline this is there a way to underline it?

[04:30:50] Do this

[04:30:54] Oh

[04:31:07] Boom! I love numbers more than bullets. I'm not gonna lie.

[04:31:11] Maybe this.

[04:31:14] No, I don't like that.

[04:31:16] No, I don't like that either.

[04:31:19] What was that?

[04:31:21] Oh, it was just reverse-surfing? Alright.

[04:31:24] Um...

[04:31:37] I'm about to become a pro notepad's player bro chat I have to do a lot of stuff chat so

[04:31:53] I'm gonna eat my food that's the first priority right now and then I'm gonna if I have time

[04:31:58] I have an hour I'm gonna go to gym on stream I'm gonna hit legs and abs and I'm gonna

[04:32:01] do 30 minutes of stair master and then I'm gonna end my stream at 11 and then I'm gonna

[04:32:05] call blue me who's my manager and then I'm gonna after that I'm gonna hang up

[04:32:12] I'm gonna do my journal that I did my little mini to-do list that I didn't do

[04:32:15] today because I partied my girl over everything and then I'm gonna go downstairs

[04:32:18] to my apartment room and then I'm gonna figure out my to-do list and

[04:32:22] organize in three different categories such as habits reminders and what was

[04:32:27] the other one habits reminders and actual to-do list and then I'm gonna

[04:32:34] buy a mousepad so W's in chat man Jeff Jeff is always on me and blue me team

[04:32:41] already still watching me but already dropping question yeah who was talking

[04:32:48] about me today on stream right now three two one baby who's talking to me on

[04:32:55] who's who's been talking about me on streaming a lot chest I could react to

[04:32:58] Someone said react to the calm.

[04:33:02] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[04:33:05] Damn.

[04:33:10] He did me good.

[04:33:17] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[04:33:23] You look sexy.

[04:33:24] Where's my phone at?

[04:33:25] Yo, where's my phone at?

[04:33:27] I'll put my phone in.

[04:33:48] Chad, y'all know where I put my phone?

[04:33:57] He looks so mature like the AI you posted in the kitchen, goofy.

[04:34:20] The globe is insane, bro.

[04:34:24] I haven't loved me, bro.

[04:34:27] Damn, Jado carried me.

[04:34:34] Maybe I should have played Jado chat.

[04:34:41] Man, welcome back.

[04:34:45] Everybody just gambles.

[04:34:48] Is Jason shimming every day, or is it just like for today, chat?

[04:34:54] I can't tell you about the pool bro

[04:35:00] Yes, I got a dollar

[04:35:04] Hey, hey, you got a dollar?

[04:35:07] Yes, I have a dollar

[04:35:11] I'm leaving corn

[04:35:12] Oh my god, no

[04:35:15] It's like more condensed

[04:35:17] And play it yesterday if you want to watch one

[04:35:19] Cool, wait what? What did I say?

[04:35:21] Just try to...

[04:35:22] What I said

[04:35:37] Agent have 100k beards. Oh megal no, I can't play anymore

[04:35:42] Yo Asian Jack why you look mad good right now bro?

[04:35:52] Shit I can't.

[04:35:54] I can't.

[04:35:55] Shit I can't bro.

[04:36:00] If I play Omegle I'm gonna get banned.

[04:36:03] You know what I'm saying?

[04:36:06] You know what I'm saying

[04:36:18] Why because it's TOS

[04:36:22] What's going on bro?

[04:36:33] Bro, nobody's playing Fortnite bro.

[04:36:36] What happened to Fortnite?

[04:36:45] I can't relate to death desperation.

[04:37:15] you

[04:37:45] you

[04:38:15] you

[04:38:45] you

[04:39:15] you

[04:39:45] Yeah, sure all right

[04:40:13] I gotta go to the gym.

[04:40:33] The problem world is W content.

[04:41:03] Wait, now watch out.

[04:41:27] Wait, how does this game work?

[04:41:32] Explain it.

[04:41:37] Explain it.

[04:41:42] No, I swear to god I've never played this game before.

[04:41:51] Great means is none of those letters.

[04:41:57] What about this? E-A-L-P. Is that great?

[04:42:00] Or why is it highlighted in the other ones?

[04:42:18] Yo, this game is trash, bro.

[04:42:27] Yo, this is good content or what?

[04:42:36] Dude, I'm not climb my brain is not working at all.

[04:42:50] Bro, you're just slow?

[04:42:53] Bro, stop being disrespectful, bro.

[04:42:56] I'm trying to get it in life, man.

[04:43:00] Don't be weird, bro.

[04:43:05] It's not good to be weird.

[04:43:24] Average flanking.

[04:43:26] I'm turning off emol on my check give me some words bro that five letters

[04:43:37] Give me some words hydrate hmm, that's not five letters, bro about what you mean, bro

[04:43:50] Cakes

[04:43:54] But you guys play these games before

[04:43:56] Wow, we are unlucky, gang.

[04:44:00] Grape.

[04:44:04] Oh, R.

[04:44:08] Uh, straights.

[04:44:12] Come on, dude.

[04:44:16] What's I mean? What does yellow mean?

[04:44:20] Um...

[04:44:24] wrong spot so I and G are in the wrong spot wait doesn't that mean that that

[04:44:34] they're like green basically but they're not oh I understand now okay so we have

[04:44:43] GRI in the word right hmm no because that's in the second one let's see my

[04:44:53] chat's smart bro I'm gonna be honest you bro this game is due to water it's

[04:45:08] too much thinking bro it's too much

[04:45:15] Ah

[04:45:18] I don't know I don't know too, bro. I have a yeah, I won't play more

[04:45:26] I won't play more. Oh

[04:45:29] Yeah, I won't play more. All right

[04:45:34] It's easy, bro

[04:45:41] I know I sit down penguin just got mad

[04:45:45] I'm back Zeddy, bro what is there to do in life bro?

[04:45:55] No I'm dead too!

[04:45:56] Chad what is there to do in for it when there's nothing to do in for it?

[04:46:15] Play the new Star Wars game mode.

[04:46:22] Wrap it up.

[04:46:27] You know what I like to do in my free time?

[04:46:31] I like to just watch clips of myself.

[04:46:36] What's gonna be entertaining is when I knock you out, Jeff.

[04:46:40] Please bro, you need to stop typing in my chat and start hitting the fucking pads

[04:46:46] You you need to start hitting the pads. Oh my god. I need a favor this. This is my motivation

[04:46:52] I'm not gonna lie bro, it's gonna be a murder and everything, but I don't even want to watch

[04:47:02] this shit at all.

[04:47:05] Come on!

[04:47:08] Jason thinks he's gonna knock me out.

[04:47:10] Oh shit!

[04:47:12] Is this Bay?

[04:47:15] Is this Bay?

[04:47:16] Yes bro, I need you to underestimate me so I can knock the fuck out of you bro.

[04:47:21] Yeah, bro

[04:47:23] Jason least do how many clippers is Jason have?

[04:47:27] So me versus Asian Jason's not at all. No head here 16 out

[04:47:32] I'm gonna be beating this shit out of an Asian kid on

[04:47:36] June 6th, bro. Okay, Asian Jeff started training not gonna lie, bro

[04:47:41] It's gonna be it's gonna be a show. It's gonna be show. It's gonna be fun. Okay. I've been trained

[04:47:46] I've been I've been working. It's gonna be fun. All right first fight. I think that's honestly a good first fight

[04:47:51] I'm not fucking Mayweather.

[04:47:53] You should save it for the last fight, no?

[04:47:56] I feel like I should be the last fight, not the first fight.

[04:47:59] My chat is fucking hitting the fucking pads.

[04:48:03] Chat.

[04:48:08] Wow!

[04:48:10] What other clips are there on me, chat?

[04:48:16] I love watching clips of myself.

[04:48:19] I'm obsessed with myself

[04:48:22] All right, I think we gotta go to Jim bro guys

[04:48:24] I got really bad news remember how I said not to turn the cream of wheat into a freaking rock. I think I put too much milk

[04:48:42] But I have to finish this

[04:48:49] Thank you.

[04:49:19] you

[04:49:49] you

[04:50:19] you

[04:50:49] you

[04:51:19] you

[04:51:49] You take peptides or no, I don't think that that's

[04:52:05] peptides are illegal bro.

[04:52:07] No, I'm kidding.

[04:52:09] I do.

[04:52:11] Yo, hey, Jeff, what's your carry intake per take and how many protein with carbs

[04:52:17] do you calculate what take in take or not?

[04:52:19] 2,200 a day.

[04:52:20] 2,100.

[04:52:22] Ready?

[04:52:24] I don't think I see those.

[04:52:26] No?

[04:52:27] Straight?

[04:52:29] Good.

[04:52:31] OK.

[04:52:32] Hey!

[04:52:33] Hey, man.

[04:52:34] Out reader.

[04:52:37] How many out reader?

[04:52:38] 100.

[04:52:39] 100.

[04:52:41] 100.

[04:52:42] Come.

[04:52:43] I'm going shot.

[04:52:44] Body in here.

[04:52:46] Got it. Get out.

[04:52:48] I'm dragging this.

[04:52:50] I found Agile Shred down here.

[04:52:54] I'm just going, play solo.

[04:52:57] Bro just died on his own.

[04:53:01] Wait. He's actually moving though.

[04:53:04] What happened this kid? This kid used to be good at comp.

[04:53:07] This kid actually used to be good at comp.

[04:53:10] And now he's like a bot.

[04:53:12] This guy might have had the biggest falloff in Fortnite history bro.

[04:53:18] Nah, I'm just kidding.

[04:53:20] I'm just joking.

[04:53:22] That's probably why he fell off.

[04:53:26] If he says you, no, he definitely is moving though, I can't lie.

[04:53:30] He's actually good.

[04:53:32] He just, I don't know what happened to him.

[04:53:34] He was like, getting good options for like,

[04:53:36] He's getting great options.

[04:53:41] I'm just playing myself right now.

[04:53:44] I made it all the way to the zone.

[04:53:46] Yeah, I got into a shrug.

[04:53:50] Yeah, I hit 420.

[04:53:53] Get down, please.

[04:53:54] Do not die of the shit.

[04:53:55] I'm right here, right here.

[04:53:57] I'm through, I'm through.

[04:53:58] Here, here, here, here.

[04:54:00] There isn't none.

[04:54:01] This one's over here.

[04:54:04] I have no shotgun.

[04:54:05] There.

[04:54:39] I'm not putting this much milk ever again on Krimiwee.

[04:55:00] It's gonna turn into a rock.

[04:55:03] It's impossible bro.

[04:55:04] I can't eat it.

[04:55:05] It's like disgusting.

[04:55:06] I

[04:55:17] Spam ads get the bag

[04:55:22] So viewers don't matter, bro

[04:55:28] I could have hundreds of thousand viewers bro and my check is still be moving at two miles per hour though

[04:55:33] What matters is that you're a good streamer. That's what you guys are understand.

[04:55:39] Like chat, I have 100,000 viewers right now bro, but nobody in my chat is typing.

[04:55:45] You know?

[04:55:53] Humble goat bro.

[04:55:59] I'm a humble goat.

[04:56:03] They're weird

[04:56:09] Chai mind humble go so scared like what you'll do right up, but you won't take a drink

[04:56:14] That's some sissy shit. I'm not gonna lie. That's actually

[04:56:20] Actually, no way Jason on reddit to this guy's weird

[04:56:29] Yo silk I bought that

[04:56:31] No, wait Jason's on red. What? Does he like talk about his pet tide?

[04:56:40] Did everybody's on red now bro, it's crazy bro.

[04:56:44] Real talk AsianJump would have 100k VN application, I know bro.

[04:56:48] Sometimes I wish I had 100k viewers and not 120,000 bro.

[04:56:53] Well up and around in Storm Shock, wait up, it's some kid blasting on my shock.

[04:56:57] It's just tough, Joe.

[04:57:01] It's time to go, Joe.

[04:58:27] Yo, Chan back. Can y'all hear me?

[04:58:32] Alright boys, Imma go to gym, bro.

[04:58:35] Imma go to gym, Chan.

[04:58:40] Chan, Imma go to gym, alright?

[04:58:45] Okay, brother.

[04:58:57] Yo, you're taking me as chef? Yeah, I'm taking you guys, I'm taking you guys chef.

[04:59:21] I'm taking you guys, I'm not leaving you guys, bro. I got you guys, I'm holding you guys.

[04:59:28] Shasha, I get mined up for the gym? Yes or no?

[04:59:35] Yes, shall we get Mike's up for the gym?

[05:00:01] Put a style on once and needs.

[05:00:13] Yes sir.

[05:00:44] We need the content, we got the content

[05:00:54] Yeah, what's another good song?

[05:01:14] Are you V-Botting? No, I'm not V-Botting chat. There's a hundred thousand people in the show now.

[05:01:44] I saw Rowan the pop-hour devil in deep-rooted gang since he in line

[05:01:50] It feels like nobody's there to start giving out too much

[05:01:54] Ain't nobody cares until they're in front of your tombstone

[05:01:58] Got it on their type of timer for two to own

[05:02:00] Iceman, Tiffany, Bluestone, gotta make plenty shit right out of two wrong shit

[05:02:04] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

[05:02:14] Yo, like I said, let's give it a chat.

[05:02:27] So, are you guys ready?

[05:02:32] I'm going to go to your mic.

[05:02:40] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:02:42] Let's go.

[05:02:43] Let's go, let's go, let's go!

[05:03:01] Nah, I don't run it. I don't run it.

[05:03:03] How do you type so fast, bro?

[05:03:05] Uh, my sister, um,

[05:03:07] little life up there with me, um,

[05:03:09] my sister, like,

[05:03:11] me when I was younger to like type faster and like I always wanted to beat people when I was younger

[05:03:18] so I would train every day and she made me type fast and then I just got good at it.

[05:03:23] Alright chat, I'mma switch to IRL bro, I'll be right back.

[05:03:26] Oh my god finally bro fucking go

[05:03:56] You didn't go to gym today? I did not go to gym today bro. We need hand care? Alright,

[05:04:24] Look at my crew though, look at my setup bro.

[05:04:27] My setup is fucking dirty right now.

[05:04:41] Yo, I got some high five.

[05:04:46] Yo, check high five.

[05:04:48] How do you have a hundred K viewers?

[05:04:55] Just have a hundred K viewers bro.

[05:04:58] Nothing to say.

[05:05:18] Nice flow.

[05:05:41] Nice, stains on your shirt.

[05:06:10] That chat's not real, bro.

[05:06:23] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:06:26] Why is there a million people here?

[05:06:29] Jeff looking different.

[05:06:32] Why did you not show the camera there?

[05:06:34] I wanted to watch, bro.

[05:06:40] Why do you have a hickey on your neck?

[05:06:44] We did a girl cracking today.

[05:06:47] Why are you black?

[05:06:49] Chad, what do you mean why am I black?

[05:06:52] I'm black! Where is my Chad?

[05:06:57] Chad, I'm gonna put on socks and let me go to the gym.

[05:07:03] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:07:05] I don't really feel like hitting a gym today, bro, but I have to.

[05:07:09] And that's what's gonna separate me from becoming the ghost.

[05:07:14] Oh, for fuck's sake, dude.

[05:07:21] Yo, Jeff, big fan.

[05:07:23] What do you mean? There's no fan behind me?

[05:07:29] Yo, Jeff, why do you have a hickey on your neck?

[05:07:32] Did your girl crack it today?

[05:07:35] Yeah, I told her to give me a hickey because it'd be funny.

[05:07:39] But I guess not

[05:07:45] Yo chill before mr. Bean crashes up

[05:07:48] Yo chat

[05:07:50] How you guys so much you want to chat right? I told you guys bro. I have a aura bro

[05:07:55] My chapters wants me bro

[05:08:01] Yeah, you guys want me right?

[05:08:09] Let's go, let's go, let's go, do y'all know what this is or not?

[05:08:36] What does it do?

[05:08:58] What does the condom do?

[05:09:07] We get it bro.

[05:09:08] You crack.

[05:09:09] Yo what's up Jeff?

[05:09:10] Yo what's up man?

[05:09:11] Bro, this is that.

[05:09:12] W-Balls.

[05:09:13] awesome man

[05:09:25] bro this is that, W box

[05:09:43] Check, how do you apply body lotion on your body?

[05:10:02] Like this.

[05:10:32] It's not coming out.

[05:10:37] What do I do, chat?

[05:10:42] Lefty, righty, or tiny tail?

[05:10:46] What do I do, chat?

[05:10:51] Hello? Am I talking to the wall?

[05:11:03] Oh, it says it right here. Open.

[05:11:10] I feel weird.

[05:11:17] I'm putting lotion on my body.

[05:11:30] Ewww.

[05:11:31] Is this how you do it, chef?

[05:11:36] Is this how you do it, Chad?

[05:12:01] Let me call my mother real quick, guys.

[05:12:06] Hi, what are you doing now?

[05:12:13] Where?

[05:12:14] Where's Stephanie?

[05:12:16] You, Stephanie, and Manso, and what else?

[05:12:26] Pick him up.

[05:12:31] I'm angry.

[05:12:33] Picking him up?

[05:12:34] This.

[05:12:35] Dengenara?

[05:12:36] Tell Stephanie I'm trimming her out, not to rip it.

[05:12:40] Not to rip it?

[05:12:41] Stephanie, I got a body lotion.

[05:12:47] It's going to make me smell better now.

[05:12:51] All right, bro.

[05:12:52] I'm hanging out.

[05:12:55] Yo, what's she saying, bro?

[05:12:57] I don't know.

[05:12:59] But you see my six-typer now?

[05:13:01] Look it's popping one two three four five six.

[05:13:15] Does Stephanie rip it?

[05:13:16] She used to rip it.

[05:13:18] My sister used to rip it, bro.

[05:13:20] She was a bad girl back then.

[05:13:23] I'm gonna be honest with you, I used to rip it too, bro.

[05:13:26] But I haven't said it in a minute.

[05:13:32] Let's go.

[05:13:33] Let's go.

[05:13:34] Put it on your D.

[05:13:35] Damn, I'm not a gooner.

[05:13:36] Yo, canceled.

[05:13:37] Man, it's such a little bubblegum, dumb, dumb looking bird out.

[05:13:46] I'm going to the gym.

[05:13:48] We're going to have a good workout chat, okay?

[05:13:54] Me and you, we're gonna have a good workout.

[05:13:57] While you guys sit in your chair or bed or toilet or whatever, watching me hit legs,

[05:14:04] I'm gonna be working out.

[05:14:06] Oh my stomach hurts.

[05:14:09] Chattis not dead bro.

[05:14:13] Chattis is working bro.

[05:14:15] It's a Saturday night.

[05:14:19] You think Chattis dead?

[05:14:21] Do you guys really think China's dead?

[05:14:28] Be for real.

[05:14:33] That saves my god, bro.

[05:14:39] Everyone here is baked.

[05:14:41] You're just baked, bro.

[05:14:43] Yo, give me your iron, honey.

[05:14:50] Hello, you alright?

[05:14:53] Are you gonna sigh now?

[05:14:56] Are you guys gonna drool?

[05:15:00] Yeah...

[05:15:03] Yeah, say you alright?

[05:15:06] Yeah...

[05:15:07] Yeah, I tell you...

[05:15:12] Everyone in here is doing it.

[05:15:16] I gotta go to church tomorrow.

[05:15:20] My stomach hurts.

[05:15:21] It's pretty good dude.

[05:15:23] Hope you're kind of sore ginger.

[05:15:24] Thanks dude.

[05:15:26] I don't remember it you bro.

[05:15:27] I don't remember it.

[05:15:28] Zach, I don't remember it's anything.

[05:15:30] It's been a minute bro.

[05:15:32] Hey, can you give me some weed?

[05:15:34] Can't help it.

[05:15:35] Here you go.

[05:15:36] No, I don't think I need that right now brother.

[05:15:39] No, weed is from the planet.

[05:15:42] Like it's a...

[05:15:44] I need to walk in.

[05:15:46] I need to knock out Jason Lee.

[05:15:48] You feel me?

[05:15:59] This girl is still in her car, bro.

[05:16:02] This girl is not real again.

[05:16:05] It's okay.

[05:16:06] That's not gonna happen. Watch this, bro.

[05:16:09] Watch me.

[05:16:12] Josh, bro, I'm doing six. When I knock out Jason and me, you're gonna be saying, what? How are you doing?

[05:16:18] How did Jeff knock out Jason the Loony?

[05:16:22] What?

[05:16:36] No alcohol.

[05:16:38] Just weed.

[05:16:40] Guys, there's no way you guys do drugs.

[05:16:42] What's your abs routine?

[05:16:49] Leg raises and just ab crunch.

[05:16:51] Don't, no need to overdo it.

[05:16:54] Check how much you're cutting, bro?

[05:16:58] You can't even walk.

[05:17:28] I'm plugging in the mic check.

[05:17:31] Do you have how much curling room?

[05:17:35] Like, bicep curls?

[05:17:40] What is mama gifting about weed?

[05:17:43] How many should binks anything of it?

[05:17:46] Where's my freaking plug, bro?

[05:17:49] Alright, try plugging in the mic.

[05:17:52] I'm making mic up for y'all.

[05:17:58] Yo, can you guys hear me?

[05:18:05] Yo, yo, yo.

[05:18:09] Is Jason training too?

[05:18:14] Yes, sir.

[05:18:15] Yeah, how much bicep?

[05:18:20] Probably like 25s, bro.

[05:18:22] Bro, I'm not going to, I don't need bicep curling, bro.

[05:18:24] I'd be using preacher curls.

[05:18:28] But like, sometimes I do barbell curls

[05:18:31] which is like the long one and I do like 40s.

[05:18:35] My biceps are not that strong, bro.

[05:18:37] That's like probably one.

[05:18:38] Cause I got long biceps, you know what I'm saying?

[05:18:42] Like some people have biceps where they're just like,

[05:18:45] it's just like crazy, bro.

[05:18:46] But like my biceps are my strongest.

[05:18:50] All right, Chad.

[05:18:51] I'm gonna drive to the gym

[05:18:53] and then I need to wake up because I'm tired of rail.

[05:18:58] I canceled my manager call for you guys, bro.

[05:19:03] That's how much I love streaming chat.

[05:19:07] That's how much I love streaming, bro.

[05:19:11] I'm sorry for what about you.

[05:19:13] Keep that talk, keep that talk, Jason.

[05:19:20] I'm not even trying to act tough, bro.

[05:19:22] Keep under estimate, bro.

[05:19:25] Keep under estimate, Jason.

[05:19:29] This is gonna be a murder.

[05:19:30] June 6th.

[05:19:33] I'm not even trolling, bro.

[05:19:35] Keep under estimate, and that's what I want, bro.

[05:19:39] Machine-hating on me, Chalmers.

[05:19:43] When I knock out Jason, bro,

[05:19:46] don't be shocked.

[05:19:49] Don't be shocked, Chal. When I knock out Jason, bro.

[05:19:52] I'm going to the gym right now, chat, even when I don't feel like it.

[05:20:02] Even when I sleep this morning, I'm still going.

[05:20:08] Even when I became a bum and hung up on my girl all day today and went live at 5.30

[05:20:14] when I was late.

[05:20:17] I'm still going to the gym.

[05:20:21] We about to throw Jason Brown, we are about 60.

[05:20:41] The grinder. It's called the grinder. The grinder.

[05:20:52] Switch up the grinder. I'm going to switch it on.

[05:20:55] The grinder. You listen to it every single day.

[05:21:00] Brainwash yourself.

[05:21:02] Jason thinks he's going to kill me, bro.

[05:21:05] But he doesn't know how much I've been training behind the scenes.

[05:21:09] He doesn't know that I wake up at 5am every day.

[05:21:16] And I still sleep.

[05:21:28] We don't want this kid out, bro.

[05:21:35] We don't want this kid out, Trevor.

[05:21:39] I thought specifically, even when no one is watching,

[05:21:43] Michael Phelps didn't become a legend because of his physique.

[05:21:48] He became one because of six straight years he didn't take a single...

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[05:25:09] Yo chat, y'all ain't ready for this leg work. I'm butter. I'm about to take you guys to the ground. Y'all ain't ready, bro

[05:25:18] Y'all ain't ready for this chat

[05:25:21] I'm gonna show you how to push yourself in the gym. You understand me, chat?

[05:25:28] Bro, I should have freaking wore a short pants. I could show you that in my legs, bro

[05:25:34] Damn, I just fumbled. Should I take off my pants at the gym?

[05:25:37] Shash, should I take off my pants at the gym or no?

[05:25:42] Bro, I just fumbled, bro.

[05:25:46] Dude, y'all would have seen how big of my legs are.

[05:25:51] Y'all are not gonna be able to see how big it is through my long pants, bro.

[05:25:57] I tell you that I tell you to miss you, bro.

[05:26:00] I don't know where that is, bro.

[05:26:02] I'm just playing my YouTube gym players right now.

[05:26:06] My YouTube gameplays is so good.

[05:26:14] Huuuuhhh...

[05:26:15] Gavalo?

[05:26:19] Dude, I don't know...

[05:26:21] Oh, did you guys hear me crack my neck?

[05:26:28] Did I go gym?

[05:26:30] Yup.

[05:26:34] I'm gonna go, sorry.

[05:26:35] Glass, snow on my nose bro.

[05:26:37] That's your strong man.

[05:26:39] You're a strong snow bro.

[05:26:42] Chad, if y'all wanna shave something at the gym,

[05:26:44] let me know if y'all snow on my nose, alright?

[05:26:56] We're getting legs bro.

[05:27:02] I'm pushing myself today Chad.

[05:27:05] The best thing about the Jimbo, is you don't want to do it, that's the best work that you have.

[05:27:12] You don't want to do it.

[05:27:18] It's always when you don't want to do it, that's the best workout.

[05:27:35] so much for a what car you remember after the war I went back to New York

[05:27:46] yeah I know songs I know this I kind of know something by my head I used to be a

[05:27:52] ice my health teacher my home in slash health teacher I don't know what the

[05:27:57] freak she was doing bro she was griny bro but she like bro in health class

[05:28:02] It was so easy chat. She was like one of those teachers that would make us do extra work

[05:28:06] Even when we did all the work and she bro, she would make us study Hamilton bro

[05:28:11] Like she would make us anal tape the lyrics bro. She was crazy, bro

[05:28:16] Damn 100k viewers. Yeah. What car are you in bro? I'm gonna test the chat

[05:28:21] I'm pushing myself bro

[05:28:26] Why are you assume

[05:28:28] Now like so now was wait. I just realized I'm wearing my game glasses again

[05:28:39] Do I must have tired a little bit

[05:28:43] Oh, it's good. I'm cutting

[05:28:51] I guess it's right me

[05:28:56] Tell me what I do wrong

[05:28:58] Tell me what I do wrong, tell me what I do wrong, tell me what I do wrong

[05:29:08] Before it's over, I need you to come over

[05:29:19] I'm burning the hard fat to burn so then I could bulk put on muscle like next month

[05:29:38] like I'm gonna be looking like crazy next month so enjoy the lean Jeff while you guys

[05:29:45] have inputs. It's right now bro. The chef that y'all see is the weak tired six-packing chef.

[05:29:55] And my body's not used to this being lean bro.

[05:30:00] Once, Chad, once I'm on a boat, I'm telling you bro, I'm not, one of my punches hit Jason bro,

[05:30:06] it's gonna, it's gonna put him on the ground, bro.

[05:30:09] Like

[05:30:28] I just get this song and this guy just said play the same song that I just did

[05:30:39] Daddy!

[05:30:41] Your bands!

[05:30:45] LOL! LOL W!

[05:30:47] LOL!

[05:30:49] Dude, I can't believe these people would actually like type, like, what's that twitch, what's that twitch extension called chat?

[05:30:57] The one that's like, the one that's like,

[05:31:03] Poggers!

[05:31:05] emails or like you guys know what I'm talking about twitch plus or whatever

[05:31:12] twitch chat arena yeah I don't know I'm too tired but like chat basically like it

[05:31:19] shows like like you type like you type like what's it called

[05:31:26] yo why is this guy getting arrested? well there's like there's too much people getting

[05:31:32] arrested tonight bro cuz it's Saturday that's why these chugs bro they're

[05:31:37] always drinking drive on Saturdays I'm so happy chat I'm not like addicted to

[05:31:43] like drinking and like all that stuff but that's like y'all could be like oh

[05:31:49] your life is so boring bro I just don't want to poison myself bro I think you

[05:31:56] could do it once in a while but like you got to control yourself you know I

[05:31:59] me what's it called chat the twitch oh BTTV yeah bro dude my manager bro he's

[05:32:07] actually like he's like crazy with that like bro he'd be typing BTTV like

[05:32:14] words bro it's insane he's like an actual like chatter bro

[05:32:21] I don't want to break my knuckles before I fight the skin, so I gotta be careful.

[05:32:51] I need to go a bit in the morning, like it's getting to a point where I need to stream

[05:33:16] it to go but it's not good.

[05:33:19] I'm just a girl

[05:33:24] I'm just a girl

[05:33:27] Oh shit, I just hit a pothole motherfucker

[05:33:30] I'm just a girl

[05:33:35] Chad, this song is so tough, bro

[05:33:37] I'm just a girl

[05:33:45] I'm

[05:33:47] We made it to the gym. Who's proud of me? Type one in chat if you're proud of me.

[05:33:51] I'm going to show you guys how to push legs, alright?

[05:33:57] Are you guys ready for this?

[05:34:04] Let's eat this gala candy real quick.

[05:34:17] Let's go Jen, that was a good Jen on the Middles.

[05:34:27] All right, are you guys ready?

[05:35:04] I can't hear you!

[05:35:06] My mom's calling me!

[05:35:10] Alright, let's go to the gym.

[05:35:14] I'm just a girl.

[05:35:19] Take people in the chat.

[05:35:24] Your bands.

[05:35:29] Take people in the chat your bands

[05:35:35] Check your bands

[05:35:59] You better hit a pump or what yep

[05:36:06] Her Asian girls are tight. Is that true? I've never been inside one, bro

[05:36:11] I've only been in latinas and they're pretty never mind

[05:36:15] Do why you make me like bros? I mean the answer is dumb question

[05:36:20] Jack let's get this pump

[05:36:26] Let's get this pump. Let's get this pump

[05:36:29] Bro, you guys can't see my pump cuz I'll have long pants

[05:36:37] So man

[05:36:40] You hear about yourself

[05:36:50] Chad this is not AI viewers, bro

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[05:52:02] All right

[05:52:05] Next machine chat

[05:52:08] Or next set do prison you said

[05:52:11] WBuds brother bro, wait let me see what you guys are saying chat, hell yeah brother thank you brother

[05:52:41] I

[05:52:46] Alright

[05:52:58] Are you guys ready?

[05:53:01] Do my knees hurt bro?

[05:53:03] Try my knees hurt

[05:53:06] Try my knees hurt

[05:53:08] What do I do, what do I do to have my knees hurt?

[05:53:15] Alright, alright, let's go, let's forget, she has a hard K cause she's the king.

[05:53:31] Yo Jacob, think about a sub bro, forget about pain, I don't think that's good.

[05:54:07] I'm not over, I'm not done.

[05:54:35] I'm not over. I'm not done.

[05:54:50] I'm not done, chat.

[05:54:56] One more? One more, bro.

[05:54:58] One more, chat.

[05:55:01] One more set.

[05:55:03] And then I'm gonna hit abs soon. I want to hit abs bro.

[05:55:08] Yo Chama take off my shirt alright?

[05:55:16] Chama take off my shirt alright?

[05:55:18] Do you want me to take off my shirt or no?

[05:55:21] I'll take off my shirt for you guys.

[05:55:27] Bro that girl's so as fuck.

[05:55:33] Yes. No. Chad, they let you take off your shirt. Chad, they let you take off your shirt here by the way.

[05:56:03] I think she wants to go I think she wants to check

[05:56:32] I think she wants me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm on a menace chat what's a

[05:56:44] good song chat I'm about to hit a crazy set

[05:56:48] I'm on a state right now go up to a girl and ask her I'm not interested I'm not

[05:57:06] I'm anxious to check

[05:57:12] I'm anxious to check

[05:57:14] I'm only interested in partying out

[05:57:20] My body lotion is crazy bro

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[06:22:06] Wait that's a lot of anime I am gonna be the Ninja Hokage or is that Naruto?

[06:22:29] I got crusty lips, crusty shirt, my back is hurting, I just stubbed my fucking toes.

[06:22:42] The level, level 12.

[06:22:44] 30 minutes, I want you to stay a master.

[06:22:51] Level 12 chat, I just, I do it, I was doing level 10 for a minute but it got easy.

[06:22:59] And now I aim for zone 2. You guys know what zone 2 is, right?

[06:23:05] Zone 1, zone 2, zone 3, zone 4, exercise.

[06:23:11] For cardio, I want to do zone 2 so that means I'm pushing myself.

[06:23:16] Because if I stay, if I stay,

[06:23:20] like,

[06:23:21] comfortable, I'm not gonna grow up.

[06:23:24] And I need to get my cardio up for this fight.

[06:23:29] Once I get my cardio up for this fight, Jason's getting knocked out.

[06:23:59] Jason and Winnie were more like a Winnie.

[06:24:06] W Cardi or what?

[06:24:07] What?

[06:24:28] Chad, is this good content?

[06:24:31] You guys are watching me do cardio?

[06:24:37] Trust me bro. I want to finish it as fast as possible.

[06:25:37] I don't know any other angles, bro.

[06:25:48] Cha, I don't know any other angles.

[06:26:04] Not like that.

[06:26:14] Back shot angle.

[06:26:19] Not hereby.

[06:26:22] It's not hereby.

[06:26:24] This is my POV.

[06:26:34] What are you guys?

[06:26:35] Hey guys, that's the best field that I can do, you guys.

[06:26:42] Are you at AR?

[06:26:43] No, I'm in the plan for this one.

[06:26:47] Dude, Chess, I'm making me talk, bro.

[06:26:49] I need to use the point for five more minutes.

[06:27:24] We are his convulcated

[06:27:34] We, this guy is talking to himself in the chat, look at this dude

[06:27:44] Okay, how do I have 100,000 viewers and there's three people in chat talking

[06:27:50] Keep this energy to knock out Jason and me.

[06:27:57] I'm trying my hardest, bro.

[06:28:01] You know who got me upset?

[06:28:06] My girl said, chat.

[06:28:08] She's going to have a sleepover with her girlfriend, except for sleeping with me.

[06:28:15] So that got me upset like what do you mean you want to sleep with your girlfriend

[06:28:25] that doesn't make any sense so I just turn on do not deserve and I don't want

[06:28:32] to talk to anymore because she's weird oh and now it's not a boy bro it's a

[06:28:40] girl. Like bro you're 20 years old and you want to sleep with your friend.

[06:28:49] This gets me so mad. So I just turned on the new server, I didn't even text her back.

[06:28:55] Like don't text me bro. Where's my phone at? Yeah where's my phone?

[06:29:03] Miguel? No, it's not Miguel, it's a girl.

[06:29:10] Like, bro, you're telling me you like your friend more than your boyfriend?

[06:29:17] Like, that shit and both of them make no sense.

[06:29:20] It gets me so tight.

[06:29:22] I don't even wanna, like, sleep over tomorrow.

[06:29:28] I think it's good that we're still here tonight because Chad, if I go to church tomorrow, I'm

[06:29:37] That's the end of it.

[06:29:39] And I'll have to slow him down tomorrow.

[06:29:45] Someone's here by him. He can't do nothing.

[06:30:07] Is she a Christian?

[06:30:23] She believes in God, but she's not like super-christian.

[06:30:26] She's like, bro, we went to church and she was growing Instagram.

[06:30:34] freaking preaching. That like gave me like a... I gave me like an egg.

[06:30:43] Ah! Hey, you're about type 4444.

[06:30:48] Oh girl. Bro, she just gets me so mad sometimes, bro. Like, genuinely.

[06:30:58] And that could be that's not... yeah, I mean like, how do you not have

[06:31:01] attention span to listen to a preach to a priest or a preacher or whatever they're

[06:31:06] called that's crazy

[06:31:15] I thought you were single I got cheated on but then I got back

[06:31:21] but what I did get cheated on I felt like a god for 14 days but then I got

[06:31:27] back and then I started having bad habits again. Started eating out again, started spending money again

[06:31:36] but I'm I'm doing I'm I think I'm balancing really well because I'm like streaming a lot

[06:31:42] while having this girl on the side.

[06:31:46] You know at least I'm still streaming I'm not like throwing all my streaming stuff out

[06:31:51] because I know my parties I know what I gotta do.

[06:31:53] with your exes on your team bro

[06:31:57] pushable leg, boxing training 5 times a day

[06:32:01] or 5 Monday to Friday

[06:32:05] and then rest Sunday

[06:32:08] I'm so sweaty bro

[06:32:17] I'm like sweating right now I don't like this feeling

[06:32:20] People got coming here as the same question, bro, you think I've been doing this for the

[06:32:29] past six days, bro?

[06:32:32] I don't care.

[06:32:34] People can say all they want, but I'm making more than $15 an hour now because of the view

[06:32:40] butter low-key so it's good with your heart rate 150 150 zone to it's stupid

[06:32:52] as hell yeah but you can't do anything about it it's just zombies bro you just

[06:32:59] have to help people understand it

[06:33:04] bro paper for getting you by an actual not so long so you think I'm not so

[06:33:08] I'm just talking about life, bro. I'm being cardio. I'm not nonchalant.

[06:33:26] Do you get ad revenue? Nah. I wish I did.

[06:33:30] If I had it revenue for 140,000 viewers, I'll be a rich man.

[06:33:37] I'll be the richest man in the world.

[06:33:42] Dude, I handsome.

[06:33:47] Y'all think I'm handsome, champ?

[06:33:52] Dude, this is dumb, bro.

[06:33:54] Ew.

[06:34:00] I

[06:34:30] Yes, you're so hit from.

[06:34:35] So you're fighting?

[06:34:36] Yup.

[06:34:37] I'm fighting against Malouine.

[06:34:46] Shaq, I'm knocking on against Malouine.

[06:35:00] Keep pushing Emmanuel all the ladies would think.

[06:35:10] I'm not interested.

[06:35:11] Even though I have a girl I'm not interested.

[06:35:14] I got gender with me and I'm not looking for another girl right now.

[06:35:19] Not that I share it because I'm in a relationship but I'm actually like, I have no desire

[06:35:24] for a woman right now.

[06:35:26] Like seriously.

[06:35:29] I'm only focused on my career right now, chef.

[06:35:39] Girls, bro, you only seem interested in your girl.

[06:35:43] I am, bro, I love her, but like,

[06:35:45] sometimes she just gets me so upset.

[06:35:49] Like, what do you mean you wanna go sleep with your friend

[06:35:52] instead of sleeping with me?

[06:35:54] Like, I asked her, hey, after I'm on my train,

[06:35:56] do you want me to come to your house?

[06:35:57] She's like, yeah, come to my house.

[06:35:59] And then she goes, oh, but my friend wants to invite me.

[06:36:04] And I'm like, okay, so who are we gonna sleep with?

[06:36:05] We are her.

[06:36:07] And she's like, her.

[06:36:08] So I'm like, I'm not even gonna answer.

[06:36:10] I'm not even saying anything.

[06:36:12] I'm just gonna put on do not disturb and go to sleep.

[06:36:15] Which is annoying, because I don't like being alone.

[06:36:18] So I don't like being alone.

[06:36:20] Like Monday to Friday, I'm finally being alone.

[06:36:23] Like I know I'm locked in, I got boxing class.

[06:36:26] But on the weekends, like I don't want to be alone, bro.

[06:36:30] But I have to.

[06:36:31] It's lonely sleeping by myself.

[06:36:35] Just play with, just play Trials.

[06:36:39] It's just annoying, bro.

[06:36:41] Sometimes, bro, I feel like she just doesn't like

[06:36:43] put me first.

[06:36:44] And I don't like that.

[06:36:46] Like I feel like, Chad, if you're,

[06:36:48] if you have a girlfriend, she should put you first,

[06:36:50] right?

[06:36:51] Am I wrong or no?

[06:36:54] Okay, she shouldn't put you over her friend.

[06:36:56] like that's retarded, that's just not real.

[06:36:59] That's just disrespectful.

[06:37:02] Like that's like me, like, that's like me putting like,

[06:37:07] like obviously career comes first, but like,

[06:37:09] this has been booted.

[06:37:13] Where the seat on our city board's up,

[06:37:15] that I don't cheat.

[06:37:19] I don't cheat, bro.

[06:37:21] It's not, it's not nice to do that.

[06:37:23] I'm too loyal.

[06:37:24] I'm not like a loser

[06:37:42] She should put you before her friend for show

[06:37:45] That's what I'm saying bro

[06:37:48] Like it's already annoying getting her to sleep with me

[06:37:50] And it shouldn't be like that

[06:37:51] that. She's an avoiding chat, so like it's hard to talk to avoiding people. It's genuinely

[06:38:01] hard. And the problem is not us, it's the cycle. I'm anxious, right? And she's avoiding.

[06:38:10] And then when I want reassurance, she pulls away. And it's a conscious cycle. And it's

[06:38:16] annoying because we both realized that we both know it's not us it's the cycle

[06:38:21] but she still pulls away and it's annoying it's pissing me off and at this

[06:38:26] point I'm about to just like I'm about to turn into a boarder I'm about to just

[06:38:32] fucking just stop trying and pursuing all the time

[06:38:37] it's funny she broke yeah but I'm not I'm not like that

[06:38:43] You got any submissive guys in chat? Is that what I am? I'll sit down Penguin.

[06:38:48] Am I a submissive guy?

[06:38:53] Jeff has to be getting paid for these bots. Never should be doing much.

[06:38:58] It's not even that. I have a challenge of shooting 14 days in a row.

[06:39:01] And I'm going to keep shooting every day.

[06:39:05] Bro, I don't think she's the one for you.

[06:39:07] I don't think this person here has one for you.

[06:39:10] Yeah but like I know that but like just like how often do you hang out with her?

[06:39:19] Bro literally Friday Saturday Sunday but like last week she was like or this week

[06:39:26] she was like oh I hung out with you Friday Saturday Sunday.

[06:39:30] Chad what's I just pawed the back of it.

[06:39:34] It's 18 minus 30, 12.

[06:39:43] 18 minus 30, it's 12, right Jack?

[06:39:47] Make your lips.

[06:39:57] Jason, watching you drink?

[06:40:00] Boom, he's stalking me

[06:40:01] because he knows I'm gonna knock him out, bro.

[06:40:04] Please stop and we check.

[06:40:07] Jeff, are you going to record you?

[06:40:10] Yeah.

[06:40:11] Now I'm going to...

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[06:46:16] 6 more minutes shot.

[06:46:22] 6 more minutes.

[06:46:26] Think about how we can go to bed after this.

[06:46:29] What time is it?

[06:46:31] Yeah, I gotta get you on the new soft.

[06:46:58] Is it testosterone?

[06:47:00] What's the sauce?

[06:47:01] Yammy on Twitter, Ozzy.

[06:47:03] I'm open to no.

[06:47:06] I'm open to find out.

[06:47:12] Rose, no way.

[06:47:13] Yo, boys, can you sell me a parmesan, brother?

[06:47:25] Dude, look at my hands, bro.

[06:47:27] I didn't know that Accutene makes your hands like that.

[06:47:31] Chaz, anybody else on Accutene?

[06:47:33] Because I've never had that before.

[06:47:38] Go work, bro.

[06:47:39] Dude, I have veins coming out my fingers, bro.

[06:47:41] Y'all see this?

[06:47:44] Tren? I'm not on Tren, bro.

[06:47:47] If I was on Tren,

[06:47:48] I would be way more mad.

[06:47:50] I'd be like,

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[06:48:01] Yo boom man, thanks for your Prima Dames bro

[06:48:05] Appreciate it man

[06:48:07] I'm almost done

[06:48:09] I'm 26 minutes in

[06:48:11] Zone 2 Staremaster

[06:48:13] Level 12

[06:48:21] I

[06:48:51] You're doing God.

[06:48:55] What? What? By the say I'm okey, there's so many views. Doing good, Jeff, but Jason's still gonna knock you out.

[06:49:02] Shut up, Jason's not fucking shit out. I'm gonna fuck him, bro.

[06:49:06] Now I'm not gonna fuck him in the fucking fight, I'm gonna fuck him in the ass.

[06:49:09] Now I'm just kidding.

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[06:51:51] Yo, you got any of my skinny winnings in chat?

[06:52:18] Damn it.

[06:52:23] You can do this.

[06:52:33] Oh!

[06:52:36] Ugh!

[06:52:37] Ugh!

[06:52:48] Shash, shall I buy anything from the gym or no?

[06:52:55] Yo, we got any skinny winnings in the chat?

[06:53:02] I don't know what that means, bro.

[06:53:05] Holy, I cannot walk, eh?

[06:53:09] Can you guys see me sweating?

[06:53:11] Flexed real quick?

[06:53:13] No.

[06:53:14] We're not flexing until the fight.

[06:53:16] I'm making that a rule. I don't want to look at my body. I don't want to look at my body until after all the hard work before the fight.

[06:53:23] It's not good to look at a body every day. Because I already know I'm big Chad. I already know I'm lean. I have a six pack.

[06:53:31] I don't want to look at it until I don't get to listen. I don't get to look at it until I finish my training.

[06:53:39] Matter of fact, I don't get to look at it until I knock out a nice in the wind

[06:53:47] Understand

[06:53:54] You just let that go let me get my car track fucking tired, bro

[06:54:01] Can you guys see the sweat oh my legs hurt

[06:54:09] He's going to beat the frick, post it, post it upside down and pick it up in the comb.

[06:54:28] I want to react to it in the comb.

[06:54:36] Close the bretto, close the my bretto.

[06:54:42] Close everything, okay?

[06:54:45] All right, Chad, I'm in my car.

[06:54:50] Holy.

[06:54:58] Look at the sweat.

[06:54:59] Oh

[06:55:29] Go home, make breakfast and snack, done.

[06:55:36] 30 minutes, zone master, done.

[06:55:41] Boom, boom.

[06:56:18] Jeff I'm so proud of you bro. Thank you guys bro. Exercise ring closed. Boom. Exercise

[06:56:37] Close. Did y'all hear that?

[06:56:41] Do-do-do.

[06:56:52] Oh my god.

[06:57:07] Okay, if you frame on Jason bro, I know bro, I know money, alright boys, I'm gonna drink

[06:57:35] I'm going to drink water chat.

[06:57:54] You seem sad.

[06:57:55] No, I'm not sad.

[06:57:56] I'm just exhausted.

[06:57:57] I'm going to drink water and then I'm going to drive home in an end-shame chat.

[06:58:04] Yo chat, one thing I want to learn chat, if y'all can hear me, I want to learn how

[06:58:21] to cut a watermelon and cube it up and put it in a box so that I don't have to store

[06:58:27] it like, like I don't have to store a massive watermelon in my fridge.

[06:58:31] Do y'all know how to cube up a watermelon? Like from a big watermelon trap?

[06:58:34] So I want to learn that.

[06:58:36] I'm not sad Chad. I just I just realized bro like this girl that I'm with right now

[06:58:43] Like I should not be the one that's like always trying to be with her

[06:58:49] She should be the one that's chasing me. You feel me?

[06:58:52] And that's what I realized I realized I need to put my career first and even though it sucks late night

[06:58:57] It sucks being alone it sucks sleeping, but like I was fine

[06:59:01] You know I'm saying like I was fine being alone, and it's just like now that I'm back with this girl. It's like

[06:59:06] like fuck man like it's just so fucking annoying bro and

[06:59:11] Dude just doing cardio bro just like chat I suggest someone said what's the one message y'all want to start today?

[06:59:18] You I suggest bro just doing cardio bro like just moving your body and pushing yourself like if you guys invest in an Apple watch

[06:59:24] Or any watches you can know was like this workout. He showed me that I was in zone 2

[06:59:29] You're doing cardio and you're in zone 3 and like they're gonna be lost in there

[06:59:34] And after cardio you just get so many ideas though. It's so good

[06:59:38] Next fair underscored, just re-subbed for 19 months

[06:59:40] 115k viewers, Jeff. We're primed. We are primed. I'm gonna drive home, chat

[06:59:46] Listen, bro. I don't want to ensure my love you guys like I genuinely love you guys

[06:59:49] You guys are like you guys are like like don't get me wrong

[06:59:53] you guys help me make my money and stuff but like like bro sometimes bro like

[06:59:57] sometimes I'm living alone here and like that's like child one thing you all

[07:00:01] gotta realize about me is like I don't I don't like being alone bro like the

[07:00:04] only way to fix that for me is like it's just sleeping and just staying

[07:00:08] staying laughing on my like see cheddar and stuff but like sometimes we're late

[07:00:13] night bro I realize like the only thing I really have bro is screaming bro

[07:00:17] These girls, they're like, I don't have anyone, I don't have my mom and me, I don't have my dad with me, and even if I don't have my mom and dad with me, I don't have them on me, I don't have them, I don't have them like, living with me, and helping me, and I'm a grown man, like I don't sleep with my mom anymore, you know what I'm saying?

[07:00:36] So it's like, I don't have no one to sleep with, for myself, and it gets lonely, bro. It gets lonely, that's why I growl.

[07:00:43] That's why when I sleep with my girl like I feel comfortable. I feel I feel I feel like I'm

[07:00:48] Loved bro, and like bro when this girl doesn't want to sleep me sleep on me and like

[07:00:54] She's like making it hard for me to hang out with her and like

[07:00:57] It's just honestly super stressful, bro

[07:01:00] Cuz like why are you in my life if you don't even want to like

[07:01:04] Love me. You know I'm saying like it's not the same, bro. It's not the same like the first three months, bro like

[07:01:13] We were always sleeping next to each other and stuff.

[07:01:16] And then, like, he's just fucking...

[07:01:26] Sorry, I had to lock in.

[07:01:28] He's just fucking like, bro, it's just like...

[07:01:30] Why are you just, like, why are you just making it so hard to look for me and love you, bro?

[07:01:35] You know what I'm saying? Like...

[07:01:37] Like, my chat, my...

[07:01:39] My...

[07:01:41] Like the way I love chat is like, intimacy, girl.

[07:01:46] And like, just being together.

[07:01:50] That's how I love.

[07:01:52] But like, then again, like, all I gotta do is just pop

[07:01:55] an Ashok on the pillow and then just go to sleep on time.

[07:02:00] Like, I should be asleep at 12.15.

[07:02:03] Like, everything will be fine when I go to sleep.

[07:02:05] It's just, at night chat, I just get super lonely

[07:02:08] even if I have a girlfriend.

[07:02:10] Like I just be getting super lonely.

[07:02:12] Not like super lonely, but like I just be in my thoughts, bro.

[07:02:15] Especially when I stay up late.

[07:02:17] I don't know why it's like that, but it is.

[07:02:20] And like...

[07:02:22] It's just weird, man.

[07:02:36] But yeah, man. Like Chad, bro.

[07:02:40] Oh fuck that was not

[07:02:44] Boys I reach out when I get home boys

[07:02:48] I just took toes bro guys

[07:02:58] I just took the toes

[07:03:00] I just took the toes, bro

[07:03:07] I wonder how much my toe tight goes can be bro

[07:03:10] I'll give you a nice ride, get home.

[07:03:31] Bro, why the fuck is this guy driving so slow, man?

[07:03:34] Like if you're gonna drink and drive in the loop,

[07:03:35] you get the fuck off the road.

[07:03:38] Kissing me off, man.

[07:03:43] Oh.

[07:03:49] Look at this, bro. This guy's... he's breaking me.

[07:03:52] What the fuck are you doing, man?

[07:03:54] You know how to fucking drive, bro?

[07:03:58] Fucking drunk drivers, bro.

[07:04:08] I'll see you at the schedule.

[07:04:10] Okay.

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[07:10:38] I think I'm just running and just been buying so hard, but like, oh no, man, I'm parking

[07:11:07] all the way over here to the boat. I'm walking into my apartment. It's been

[07:11:14] crying so hard, Jack.

[07:11:24] Bro, am I gonna hit this? It's all good, bro. Bro, it's not good, bro. I don't know

[07:11:33] Why I'm so depressed, I'm like in the press, Chad's just like,

[07:11:38] it's just one of those nights, bro.

[07:11:39] I don't be crying like that.

[07:11:40] I don't even, I don't even be crying like that, Chad.

[07:11:43] Like I just don't know what's wrong with me, bro.

[07:11:46] Like, I don't know what to park.

[07:11:50] Wait, is that a wall right there?

[07:11:55] I'm just gonna park here, bro.

[07:11:59] Chad, do I look like a bitch when I'm crying, bro?

[07:12:03] Don't show weakness bro, I'm hot bro.

[07:12:06] I'm just a bit, I'm just emotional bro.

[07:12:14] You just blew me bro.

[07:12:16] It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if I have,

[07:12:18] it doesn't matter if I have 100,000 viewers bro,

[07:12:21] it doesn't matter bro.

[07:12:25] I'm going home Jack.

[07:12:26] I'm gonna knock out Jason and Lean bro, and then we'll go from there, doesn't matter bro.

[07:12:40] Where's my power bank?

[07:12:47] We had a good workout chat.

[07:12:52] we a good stream yeah a good stream chat I'm adding it coming my stream chat

[07:13:03] main my stream bro no man

[07:13:09] my stream chat

[07:13:22] I'm adding my stream brothers. Ah fuck bro

[07:13:32] I'm such a mess

[07:13:35] I'm gonna hit my stream chat. All right. I

[07:13:39] Don't want you guys to see me like this, bro

[07:13:47] Dude, I'm actually like crying too much bro. I'm crying too much. I've been crying these patches

[07:13:52] Chat I cried just now I tried I cried a few months ago. I

[07:13:59] Don't know now went to therapy chat still not fixed

[07:14:06] I don't know what's wrong with me, bro

[07:14:08] She's late at night, man. It's just late at night, bro. She's got to go to sleep chat

[07:14:16] I'm a mess bro. No, it's all good chat. I don't know why I started crying bro. I'm good, bro

[07:14:22] May this never be seen ever again, bro.

[07:14:26] Oh, but whenever I'm sad, bro, chat, I just...

[07:14:31] You just gotta go to sleep, bro.

[07:14:33] That's like what I realize in life, chat.

[07:14:35] You just gotta go to sleep.

[07:14:37] The best way to fix your problems, bro, you just gotta sleep.

[07:14:41] Because you just rest. Your body just rests.

[07:14:45] And just pray to God.

[07:14:47] Pray to God. Talk to him about what's going on.

[07:14:51] And that's all you need bro. That's all you need chat

[07:14:59] Not yet don't don't tear up bro. It's not your guys won't go

[07:15:04] Don't hear

[07:15:06] That is not

[07:15:07] But I don't know why I'm crying bro. I'm just like very emotional bro and like

[07:15:13] There's just

[07:15:15] It's just layin night, bro

[07:15:18] That's it

[07:15:21] I'm not doing what I'm not doing right, bro. It's not oh man

[07:15:28] Just to make sure of everything bro. Just been grinding too hard

[07:15:34] Been grinding too hard

[07:15:37] This thing

[07:15:45] All right, bro, I'm a mushroom chap

[07:15:51] You know what I'm gonna end in my apartment. There's so much that's how much I don't know how to end my shit

[07:16:06] I'm gonna end them in my apartment. You want my eyes red right now chat?

[07:16:14] Bro it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you have a hundred thousand viewers fifty thousand viewers Chad

[07:16:19] You still have problems, bro

[07:16:21] Viewers don't I want you guys to understand viewers are not everything, bro

[07:16:27] They're not everything bro. It doesn't determine you as a person. It doesn't

[07:16:32] Doesn't I hate it. I hate how people think viewers make you

[07:16:37] You're worth you're more than that, bro. You're more than

[07:16:41] You're more than just a number, bro

[07:16:46] That's what people don't understand, bro

[07:16:47] just like a test bro like it doesn't matter if you fail the test you're more

[07:16:52] and then just a fucking number bro you're you're your own person gang you

[07:17:00] were your own person brothers

[07:17:05] I'm crying it's okay yeah I won't cry boys I'm not my sharing I'm gonna end my

[07:17:15] shame bros.

[07:17:23] Alright.

[07:17:26] It's been a good one guys.

[07:17:31] I love you guys bro.

[07:17:35] Sleep well brother.

[07:17:37] Goodnight guys.

[07:17:45] Good night my brothers.

[07:17:50] I figured it out. It needs to be on this side.

[07:18:01] Chin up bro. I need the raid.

[07:18:04] I literally cannot quite raid you.

[07:18:06] It says I have too many viewers.

[07:18:09] How much war is that?

[07:18:11] Is that war?

[07:18:15] Jason bro, I'm gonna knock you out and then I'm gonna give you a hug, right?

[07:18:22] I love you, bro. I'm not the fuck out of you

[07:18:31] All right, Chad, let me get in my apartment. Let me rotate to my apartment and then I'm gonna end my stream. Oh my god, I'm gonna just hit the door

[07:18:45] Oh shit

[07:18:54] It was Chad do I look like don't show your apartment bro this guy went from full box 200

[07:19:04] Do I look like a mess right now check

[07:19:09] Do I look like

[07:19:11] Someone that just cried

[07:19:13] Can you guys tell from my eyes?

[07:19:16] Why do your eyes get red after you cry? That's a crazy science right there

[07:19:21] All right, I'm not gonna show my apartment chat

[07:19:27] But I do know one thing though

[07:19:29] One man they come and go

[07:19:32] Happy happy to look like a mess

[07:19:34] Now Ivan, I'm a cute girl remember

[07:19:39] Wait guys, I'm not showing my apartment right shoot. I'm gonna keep it down on the low

[07:19:43] I look deep in my microscopic face.

[07:19:53] Yes, Papa, you're right. You're cute as butt.

[07:19:56] Yeah, I'm funny. Yeah, I'm funny.

[07:20:01] You're a good dude. And we need you, bro.

[07:20:04] I know I'm a good dude. I've always been a good person.

[07:20:08] That's what my mama raised me like.

[07:20:10] Any geoguessers in the chat?

[07:20:15] Nah, money.

[07:20:17] No geoguessers in the chat.

[07:20:21] You're all mooring your chug jug right now?

[07:20:24] Got a phone?

[07:20:36] That's what I would like, you know what I mean?

[07:20:38] Just in time, no?

[07:20:41] Butts.

[07:20:42] Butts.

[07:20:43] Butts.

[07:20:45] I'm talking like my viewers right now.

[07:20:47] Yo, when the stream ends?

[07:20:50] I love you so much, Papa. I hope you get better.

[07:20:56] Yo.

[07:20:58] Yeah, I'm about to be my, I'm about to be my brother.

[07:21:01] This is why I have ten dollars a day.

[07:21:04] Better days are coming, ready?

[07:21:06] Yup.

[07:21:07] it's all in god's plan bro it's all in god's plan

[07:21:14] this is not what i felt like what religion are you exploring no comment brother i'm pr train bro

[07:21:23] you can't fool me what what if i open the door

[07:21:37] Where's Jason? That's all over.

[07:21:40] Bro, how far is your room?

[07:21:42] It's pretty far, bro.

[07:21:46] Let me lock my door and make sure there's nobody in here.

[07:21:49] Let's see the six-pack.

[07:21:51] Oh, and I looked at my body. LGS in the check.

[07:22:00] It was late at night.

[07:22:03] I appreciate you, Cooper, for your interest in it, so.

[07:22:09] Appreciate your everybody sharing the old man.

[07:22:28] You can see the six laps already.

[07:22:33] It sounds like a Texas apartment echo.

[07:22:40] There it was.

[07:22:46] I'm gonna end my stream.

[07:22:51] Okay.

[07:22:59] my stream I love you guys join the calm

[07:23:08] this makes my community a no problem bk

[07:23:13] I'm gonna end the stream chat love you guys man

[07:23:20] join the calm bro

[07:23:23] and

[07:23:26] Good bye.

[07:23:42] Yo, hello?

[07:23:44] Shall I raid Jason?

[07:23:48] Wait, look, look, look, look, look, look, look!

[07:23:52] Shall I raid Jason?

[07:23:55] I can't look look what happens look I'm gonna type slash raid Jason the ween, okay

[07:24:20] Look what it says.

[07:24:25] Sorry, you have more viewers than the maximum currently supported right now.

[07:24:37] Alright boys, I'mma end my stream man, join up at calm.

[07:24:47] One last thing you upset that I'm paymented

[07:25:05] Jack it was low-key bro. Yeah, bro. Jason is not being me up, bro

[07:25:17] All of her looks so chopped up and look at this glow up

[07:25:32] Chat this isn't AI bro. This is actually the real life Asian Jeff right here

[07:25:39] All right, but boys

[07:25:41] My in my shaman

[07:25:43] I'll see y'all boys later, man.

[07:25:48] W freakin' stream boys.

[07:25:54] We did not end stream at 11, so I don't know what I'm going to do with that, but thank

[07:26:04] you guys.

[07:26:05] Sorry, I cried chat.

[07:26:07] I didn't mean to cry chat, it just came out of me.

[07:26:13] I have a voice about the viewbotter, I don't know what to do with that, we're gonna keep

[07:26:20] getting hated on for getting viewbotted, I mean it's good for me I guess but there's

[07:26:27] nothing more I can really do and they're human, I know bro, I just don't, I just

[07:26:33] feel embarrassed when I cry on stream because people are like, you're clip farming!

[07:26:39] press parachute? what's parachute mean?

[07:26:43] where?

[07:26:47] where's parachute?

[07:26:54] yeah, bob, bow, mory, where?

[07:26:56] where?

[07:26:57] right there?

[07:27:01] alright, let's see if it works

[07:27:09] for you bro and what's your good mental health amen you guys can like sneakily go into a

[07:27:23] stream when I'm watching and just spamming you're afraid or something I don't know how

[07:27:27] many Roe viewers we have but I'm gonna get off chat I love you guys bro and join up

[07:27:35] the calm boys start posting stuff right now it's one person posting so join up

[07:27:41] the calm and react to stuff and this is God's creation area facts join up the

[07:27:47] calm boys and I'm at my stream boys W freaking stream stay safe out there

[07:27:53] thank you guys for all the subs stay bro I know I didn't play a lot of foreign

[07:27:56] also tomorrow tomorrow we're gonna have to play the EWC Cup at 6 so stay

[07:28:03] Stay safe out there and peace out boys.

[07:28:08] Adios.

[07:28:09] Three, two, one.