AsianJeff
⭐ASIANJEFF IS HERE⭐SUPER COOL STREAMER⭐IM GETTING VIEWBOTTED AGAIN⭐ 9/14🏆!newvid
05-06-2026 · 4h 47m
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What are you going to do, bubble loo?
I just lost 2.70 cents chat I just lost 2.70 cents chat it's over man my life is over
I just lost my mom is gonna like touch me now
GG man
Guys
I just broke my monitor
Yo, what's going on tiktok and today's tiktok I'm going to be showing you how to get a golden
spath and a new og season of fornite so what you're going to want to do is you want to
obviously there's a lot of luck that comes into this game so you're going to want to
use cold age and death and I promise you I was talking to you guys the whole time
I forgot to start my stream.
Yo, what's good, chat?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good, chat?
What's good?
Boys, I was live the whole time.
and i was talking to you guys the whole time
what's good Ivan how you doing today bro
hundred thousand K bro
don't tell me we're getting beat by it again
don't tell me what why did we just lose half of our viewers
Why did we just have 300 viewers and lose half of them?
Yo!
Chey, y'all are messed up for leaving my stream, bro.
Yo, y'all are messed up for leaving my stream, bro.
Don't tell me we're getting V-Bot again.
No.
Wait, I have 20 viewers right now?
Wait, do I have 20 viewers right now?
F**k!
Oh my god, bro, I have 20 viewers, Chad.
No, man.
How you guys doing today, bro?
How y'all doing today?
I just made myself some food, Chad.
Y'all want to see it?
Yo, Jeff, I want to see what food you made.
Yogurt Bowl
Chicken fried rice
Do you have 300k viewers?
100k viewers is loading? Is loading?
Yo, is it loading?
My god, it's loading it's loading it's loading
That meal gonna make you win against Jason that it's not the meal that's gonna make me win against Jason
You know what it's gonna be that's gonna make me win against Jason, right?
I
So when's when's the view by loading up
When's the view by loading up
What's the weight class? So this is what I'm worried about right? Wait let me add um I promise
my boy I'm gonna do something for him chat. I mean if y'all want if y'all want to get
a six pack just what's this? I just got sub weight and they got 15 items under $5!
Fuboss! Yo why did you talk to me so bad? You hurt me! 15 items under $5! Fuboss!
Let me take a sip of my big pot.
You guys, some protein pockets and different combos.
Like, holy, why is there so much for five dollars?
Why is there so much?
Oh my god!
Okay, yeah, this is actually hitting check.
Can you unbend my main Zen Slips?
Yeah, I got here.
It's a sponsored video.
Oh, okay.
Yo, Zen Slips, bro.
Fuck!
Yo, I don't know if I can abandon you, bro
You said fuck you
I'll go where with it brah all things out
It's been seven hours, bro. This video got four and like
Wrap it up gang. Oh, I haven't just commented yo shout out to Ivan for the comment, bro
We claim him weak good
yo can you imban- oh so i mind an unbanner guy now
4 millions? oh yeah this one's gonna be my son
I don't know what it's gonna be for
I need to do something
I don't even know what it's gonna be for
I'm just trying to be my son
yo fuck
I asked a hispanic lady today
how to clean a pan that's really stained up
do you- who's- who's hispanic in here?
and can vouch that this works shit
Who gave bouts like this workshop there's Ajax
Ajax powder
Looking better. Does it work? Yes or no? Is there any Hispanic people in here that know what's up?
That's the best my mom uses it
So no matter how burnt my pan. No matter how burnt my pan is
Elk Elk Elk cleaning straight off right like it'll be steel type beat filming type beat hold out a game shit
Type shit. What am I dead? I'm from New York. Let me get a big egg and cheese here
All right, let's react to the calm as a record to come
So chat. I don't know. I thought Jeff was back, but wait till if you buy loads up, bro
I'm not doing this shit again, bro
I'm not doing this shit today again, bro
I'm on a crash out timing chat
I'm gonna crash out time. I don't want to see nobody saying Jeff
Okay, I'm not going to the viewbotter has been acting a little bit weird lately, bro
Like yesterday I stream for like four hours, bro
And then he view bottom me like later in the day, bro
He used to be by me like as soon as my stream started, bro
Which is like bro if you if for some way somehow if you were to if you were to view by me right now
That would give me some energy
That will give me some energy for review by me right now, you know I'm saying
Jeff trying to cue him to do it no, I'm not no I'm not I wouldn't I don't support you body
that's not something I condemn and
Yeah, it's not something I condemn bro
Okay, so nobody has posted in the comm since yesterday nice
Thanks guys. It looks like the comm segment is a
done reacting let's hop straight into our for night gameplay guys um yo it's
good TV jelly what's up bro did you get paid like you have 90,000 people watching
let me actually check how much money I made yesterday from yesterday's sherman
and judging from my face chat y'all are gonna see how much I made let's see
right now okay here I'm gonna do full cam you guys will look at my face
you
you
you
you
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Dream chat we were chatting all day. We were sitting in our bed
Not moving, you know not doing nothing, you know I'm saying so yeah, man
I'm super excited for the Jason fight bro, and we got we weren't doing anything. We were just sitting in her bed you feel me?
Yo, every day is crazy. Love it. Yo cyclones bro. Am I gonna get paid?
For the thing for the the do I get paid instantly or how does it work?
Jeff you were a victim bro so I actually have another thing I need to
announce you guys that's that could be very important to my career I checked my
Instagram DMs right and I guess right first chat I'm gonna tell you guys kick
check y'all know kick like the streaming like the streaming platform
They've reached out to me and
They want me to stream with kick
so
My first thought right is I
Could make a bag right I can make a bag a bag is a bag
My second thought is if I can do a multi stream, you know being live on kick and
Being live on twitch then we up you feel me
because I don't think I'm gonna leave twitch respectfully I have to see what
they say you know I gotta talk to them and stuff but respectfully bro Jeff it's
risky but bread is bad bro bread is bad bro bread is bad
Wait, how do I freaking use my mouse?
Dude, why is my mouse dead every time I'm 50 boots up?
Alright boys, I'm gonna hop on Kovacs, I'm gonna warm up, and that's what I'm gonna
do.
you feel me?
that's what I'm going to do bro
if this is your all for one comp
you're probably going to make it convert bro
just so you know viewbinding on kick is so easy
Is it that easy bro?
Chad, is it that easy bro?
But you have organic 100k, no bro.
Hey bro, I'm gonna do what's best for me bro.
I'm probably not gonna leave you guys though.
but all I'm gonna say is if I'm making more bread on cake if I'm making more
bread on cake just best you know you know what I'm saying I need to make
something real quick chat I need to make a command for my boy I guess no matter
What you think you might know we won't always be one step three steps seven steps ahead of you
And just when you think you're catching up that's what we'll be right behind
I ain't no time other than exactly where I want you to be so
Chinese
Game City gym
Because because bro you didn't chat my coach is starting to try to me. So if I give him clients bro
He'll like give me a discount or something
yeah bro I know bro I didn't know Chad he was working for me for free but he's
gonna start charging me so I don't want to have that expense bro so yeah if you
guys want to reach out to them make sure you guys like say they came for me if
you guys ever do have money and want to I don't really promote stuff by the way
I just let you guys know that but I'm doing this for myself if you guys say
Asian Jeff brought you he gave me my six packs hello thank you for your purchase
of one view bar I'll buy it if you promise me as in 10 days buddy I don't
think that's how it works bro I don't think you can get abs in 10 days you
gotta be on the account or see deficit you gotta do a lot of cardio you gotta
train your abs like it's another muscle group you gotta it takes time bro you
know I'm saying it takes time so yeah guys if you guys if you guys do want to
um you know talk to the guy same guy that's been coaching me making my meal
plans for me just hit him up you're like yo I came from Asia Jeff I heard
that you made him jack and stuff I'm trying to work with you I know a lot
of you guys are little kids so I mean doesn't hurt for me to put it in
there so yo coach is ripped as hell I mean he's not that I'm probably bigger
than him so he's not that ripped you know I'm saying I'm way bigger than him for
sure but yeah bro go show him go DM him on the tiktok I mean my freaking fried
guys I've been licking I've been licking my wisdom teeth and it's been hurtin
not as good but has more knowledge though
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you
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fast it's not the case yet to put in a lot of work especially some people are
just genetic like yes genetics play a role but like some people are some people
can get it fast and that's just because they have for why does it keep doing this
some people have good genetics so that means they just have it faster you
know I'm saying but now y'all are wondering how can I train abs this is
what I do and this is what works for me okay now I'm not saying this is
gonna work for you too. Everybody's different. This is what I do that you
can follow if you wanna follow it. I hit abs Monday, Wednesday, and Friday along
with my work. Dude, why does it keep typing out? I hit abs Monday, Wednesday, and
Friday, okay, along with my workouts. And I'm also doing boxing training. Okay,
no, this is pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps typing out, but it
genuinely needs to stop. I need to finish my core vaccine so I can have
good aim today so I can shit on people and for it okay can you please stop
time me out please
okay can you guys see the game it keeps going this oh shoot you guys didn't see
my freaking game the whole time that's why you guys are saying there's come on
my face it makes a lot of sense now
They're a torment today so but unfortunately there is no torment say
And unfortunately, I am gonna be in a string of before 930. I do have to go to Babo study today
Because I need to get closer to God
I've been very distant with God lately, you know, I've been very distracted yo
Yo gang
Dude, do you guys see it tapping out? I don't know what to do
It's the that foreign open that's I'm gonna close it if if I'll be IP of that section case
but
Yeah, Chabban feeling very distant of God lately
I've been obsessed over the streaming over money
Because I've been making a lot of money these past few days
because of getting view-botted
Not because the the ads count for the view box
But like because people are obviously coming in the machine
I'm getting more real viewers like right now for example. How many real viewers I have I got 200 real viewers, right?
and like
I'm pretty sure when I get view-botted. I get like a thousand real viewers, you know and
You've obviously make more off-ads when you have more viewers, you know I'm saying so yeah
I haven't been getting very distant from God lately
just like I just been super focused on just trading and like streaming and like I need
to just calm down and I need to just I need to just know that God is there and I need
some I need some discernment you know I mean I need some discernment and I think Bible
study helps that a lot it helps I think Bible study because I haven't been to Bible
study since the last two weeks because I one of them I miss for the arbitrary
dual shame the other one I missed because it was a confusion but this one guarantee 9 30 tonight
I'm going to Bible study and honestly bro it's like going Bible study for me it's very like
it's very like calming for me because like it makes me grounded and it makes me realize that
there's more to life than just streaming you know what I'm saying and that's just how I see it
but yeah chat I need to go to buy so I'm gonna have to end the stream like probably at nine
Um
Well, how you getting closer to God, bro, of course, bro, of course, bro, you know when life is I
Just apple my phone is called Bobo's chat AI or whatever and
That's even something that I've been like
Procrastinating on but it has like a streak like every day you pray himself on that
like you read a verse and like I've been procrastinating a lot and I just did it
before I started my stream today in parking lot but like it's so sad because
it only takes like two minutes to just go through that and I came in like like
it's all obviously on me but like I came and take two minutes I realized like
I'm so out and going I'm telling myself a lie that I can't take two
minutes out of my day to to to to use the app and continue the streak but my
mind is also distracted of other things you know I mean so I'm just lying to
myself but yeah before I before I started my shin today I use that so we
good we good you say and I don't you say I'll do it and don't no no I
I definitely do things like yesterday. I said
He's good there is a really good
Like yesterday, I said I'm gonna end my stream go pick up the peptides, right?
yesterday, I didn't want to shrink to 11 but I
Don't know when I give you body bro. It's weird because when I give you body, I have more fun streaming
because chats faster I get more attention and like it's honestly like
addicting which is why I need discernment from God like it's very addicting
having even though it's not like real viewers it's still like addicting because
my chest is faster I'm getting more attention and it feels like the old
me and you know me like the old me the old me that used to get 20,000 20,
30,000 viewers in 2023
Right, it feels good
When I give you about it even if it's bad
But um, yeah, it seems uh, yeah bro never got 100k bro. I'm in the tome on when I got real dude you're
I gotta relax I
Guess you bro because you see fake numbers reminds you now my prime is here
I'm in my prime physique right now, but shimming shimming wise. I'm climbing up for sure
um
I've been very consistent, I've been very, very, very consistent, and that's just life.
You're gonna have bad, you're not gonna always have good days, you have to be consistent
through it all right like today the viewbotter is probably edging me he's
probably watching right now the stream is gonna be a little bit slow in the
beginning but I'm gonna keep pushing through and you know what the viewbotter
is gonna edge me again later at night maybe he might not even edge me maybe he
might be sleeping the whole day today you know I mean so she's gotta keep
being consistent and just gotta keep pushing through bro who's texting me
bro that girl did a really good bump on you what do you mean a bump on me what
does that mean you spent all your money on viewbox was it worth it well you're
just retarded bro I don't know what to tell you if you think I spent money on
viewbox when I told you my budget is too internal you're actually the biggest
retard I know I'm gonna time you up you actually make me upset today she made
she made you black bro no that girl bro that's a distraction bro okay I'm I
don't know if you're in the stream but that Antonio guy is so hit or miss like
one second he's supporting me the next second is like trolling me bro so I
don't know if I should like ban him or something but you let me know okay but
you know you let me know because I do not want to get mad today we do not
it's not as bad because we don't have any torments today and we're just
I've been talking chat but that kid is actually upsetting me cuz
why are you trolling King Jeff butter nobody's king bro the only king is Jesus
valid man bro like bro I don't know what's wrong with that kid bro like why
is he coming in my shaman saying you spent all your money on you bought I
didn't spend no money why would I spend money on you body that's a
I can't afford to spend money right now.
The only things I buy are peptides, groceries, and that's it.
I don't buy nothing else.
And maybe hair products and stuff.
But that's about it.
Jeff spends all his money on peptides.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, why is he coming in here and being like,
don't get mad at me?
That neither just makes you look press?
No, I know, bro.
But like
Not gonna lie one more mean comment. He's gone
Yeah, I know he needs to he needs to fucking chill bro
It's actually like especially now that I have hired testosterone bro like I'm gonna get way more upset and I don't want that
You know chat my natural testosterone 600, but I
Might have been up now. It's my I don't know. I just get more mad now. I just get more mad
Maybe I'm in my head
W Roy's bro. No, I don't I don't take sasash run. It's not worth it
Because if I take sasash run, I'm gonna be having to do it every single day
And I don't want to do that or not every day like I'm gonna have to rely on it
Girls cuz you know, it's like a oil, right? So like
It's like synthetic and yeah
Not quite at view bodies been 30 minutes hurry up
You guys can let I don't know why people think I'm still like behind the view bar
You guys can literally see what I'm doing
I'm not even on my phone trying to text a drug dealer or something like I'm literally fully covaxing
Like if I were to pay for the view box
Like I would have to be like making it mad obviously like I don't have money to pay for view box
But I don't know I've been I've been shimming since I was 13 if I wanted to view box
I would have you by the back then I would have you by it now would have you by
months ago like
That guy's just stupid, bro
It's pissing me off
Yeah, your hair clay. Yeah. Yeah, I did get my hair clay was good Sam people think you're touching the plug bro. It's not me, bro
And the view by the bro probably he probably lost interest in who's who's taxing you bro. He probably lost interest in me, bro
Because he doesn't view on me instantly anymore chat he edges me
He only he only gave me 5,000 viewers last night
And now and now he's and now he's like edging me bro. He's gonna be like
He's so random with it bro. I'm gonna be playing for tonight and he's just gonna be about me, bro
Was he yes here yesterday after the tournament?
It was when I it was so crazy cuz I literally manifested it
Kind of but I was just meditating. I don't know if you guys are watching me, but yes, man was in there
And I think I had like a hundred viewers or something. I don't know but I just like I was just so over it
I was like just you know what I'm gonna go on my couch
And I'm just gonna meditate for 10 minutes on shrink and I did exactly what I said
And then the next thing I know my chat's like
Jeff, why do you have 50,000 viewers? And I'm like no
Cuz I yesterday I thought he didn't view by me cuz he didn't view by me for like
Five like I was sure for like four hours. He didn't view bombing for four hours, right?
And then like towards the end of the stream and night
Then he view bottom me
For fifty thousand nine hundred thousand you manifested it bro. I mean it could be manifestation
It could like I wasn't thinking about the viewers. I was generally I was Jen
I'm gonna keep the thing in shot view by view view by
Like viewbot no viewbot like I'm gonna keep shirming here. I'm gonna be here every day
You know I'm gonna keep doing me. I'm gonna keep eating my meal plans. I'm gonna keep training for this flight June 6
Like I'm not gonna it's really hard because like it's very addicting but like I'm gonna try not to let it like affect my mood
But like I'm sick and tired of the freaking accusations bro and like
the accusations the comments like yo asian jav
why'd you go from 100k viewers to this much like shut up bro like same
those same people saying that yo asian jav why have you by you know it's never
it's never in between bro that's what I realized you can't make everybody happy
bro and it's just they lowkey mad it wasn't them there's a video bro that
I watched a it's motivational and like I actually have the exact video I'll
you guys right now it might be in my history look at this you can't stay like
this forever it was this guy saying like it was this guy like someone's hating on
you right but who the frick is you like who are you to hate I don't know who
you are you know I'm saying and it kind of relates to me because like who are
you why are you hating on me I've never heard of you you know I'm saying like I've never
heard of you why are you hating on me the Loki man is in them here let me let me play
the video bro it's kind of like cringe but
Yeah, you won't fly saying things like, you know, I hope it is fucking hard, I hope it's so fucking hard that no one can do it that way when I see horror in front of you.
If you've ever done it, it's so hot, it's like a new day, can you knew you?
Why not try it, man?
It's the one day.
I
Something like
Yeah, look he might start waking up at 5 a.m. Bro
and then having my boxing class like really early and
Then sure me like 12 hours a day
But I feel like if I do that I'm gonna be like so like burnt out
Should I stick with what I have right now because like my schedule so good and stuff
Cuz I'm it's worse. It is working, bro
You got a rest room?
Yeah, but this opportunity needs to be made bro
Are you actually doing boxing and coach? Yeah, it's off stream
I'm not training. I'm sure anyone
I'm gonna try that Ajax.
Do you just spray the Ajax on the pan?
Oh, chanting by a mouth, then.
You let the negativity in your head yesterday?
Yeah I did.
But today it's gonna be a chill stream till 9.
Cause I gotta go buy this early.
And now that I'm on an HDD or whatever it's called, or HGH, human growth hormone.
My sleep is gonna be so good.
Like chat, I took it yesterday.
Oh my, oh my.
I took it yesterday for, oh my.
I took it yesterday for the first time bro.
And my sleep was so deep bro.
Like I've never had better sleep before.
Dude why is my game lagging so much?
You took HGH bro?
Yes bro, I'm on HGH now.
But only one vial. Only Blitz.
Blitz, you know about peptides, right?
It's a 10-milliliter vial, one milliliter backwater.
And I'm doing, I'm gonna do 20 units every night.
But my coach was really mad today.
He said, why did you hop on pep,
he said, why did you hop on this one without my permission?
So remember how I said I was buying peptides yesterday
from another guy?
He was like really mad.
Ah, you should be good, Jason the Coat.
No, but there's a lot of dangerous side effects to HGH, bro.
You could get, like, cancer.
Or, like, if you get a tumor, and you could, like, make it grow more or something.
That's what my coach said.
So I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna do, like, uh...
Uh, he's not unknown, Trankton.
It's Zade. Do you know who Zade is, or no?
I know HGH a bit scary, but just-
But if you do it, just keep the dosage low.
You think 20 units a night with one milliliter backwater
into a 10 milliliter vial is low dosage?
Cause bro, I got a whole kit, bro.
But my coach was like, just finish his vial
cause we had a talk today, right?
And he was very upset with me
that I like went ahead and did a peptide by myself
about his uh protocol and he was like you know what he he said just finish the
10 milliliter vial and it's gonna run out fast by the way he said finish the
10 milliliter vial and then we're out and then we're gonna start Tesla
the only reason why why I got sold into HCH bro are you not scared bro
Higgs there's no dude Higgs
You know that peps out or literally like the government is gonna literally make it like you know how?
What does the government do? What does the FDA people do?
Like what do they already sell?
They already sell you like ozempics and like people take ozempics, right?
FD approve. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say like Higgs. You're thinking like peptides are steroids
they're not steroids they're a meat let me explain the size behind it if you
can try to explain it okay so so we have amino acids in our body that our body
produces right and basically what peptides are is like it makes it produce
more of what that is does that make sense and I'm not the best guy to like
ask about this but this is just what I know right I'm like our body already
has these amino acids and basically what peptides are is like it's like powder
amino acids that you just put into your body and it's basically like turning on
bush shaft and telling your body yo make more of this right
does that make sense? HGH is like advocate above? no it's not bro but I saw it
I mean it can help with muscle building because of the recovery aspect, but it's not like a muscle building peptide.
I'm only doing it for recovery bro, let's see.
I mean it could help with it.
Do you take redo?
I mean hey, do you want to lose weight bro?
You can take redo, but just know that it's a GLP3 receptor and your stomach lining can get shorter over time.
That's why like people would that take peptides or smart you can just let me know by the way Higgs if you're gonna hop on peptides
I'll never take anything see that's what I said bro
But then I realized that you're just behind the matter of you don't take peptides and again
I'm not trying to convince you bro, but I'm gonna help you okay Higgs
You're trying to lose weight right right up will help you that because you're probably like a child and stuff right?
like you probably have like
Think about it like this right up
It's like signaling to your brain bro
like you're still gonna have to eat healthy it just helps with a lot of it's
like a red is like the big like red is like Peterbomb pet thighs okay and like
but you have to realize it's just like a psycho you can't rely on red up forever
like I'm probably gonna take red after like at least one more month and then
I'm done because I'm gonna start my boat soon like you want to take red again
I'm not if you want hey didn't go and toss my personal trainer. He he like puts me in a protocol. He's very smart
And like he makes sure that I'm good and shit
You know I mean cuz you could yeah, you could go to that like if you're not if you don't know what you're doing with headsides
Like you could go to the hospital for like seriously like some people are dumb and they don't know what they're doing
right, but my guy like I
Don't want to do anything
I'm trying to think what I'm doing right now
So my full stack right now, bro. What that means by the way is like my whole list of stuff that I'm doing now
So, you know what L carnation is it's like, you know how they have like L carnation and like energy drinks
I have the liquid form for that. I'm doing 100 units a day and then
Which is like a full syringe and then
And I'm taking HCG every other day, which is like, do you boss coming in?
No!
Are you serious?
I'm not looking at my viewer count right now.
Is it at 3,000 viewers?
If it's at 3,000 viewers, we're cooked, bro.
We're cooked.
1K viewers.
I'm checking.
Oh, no.
oh no oh no it's beginning it's beginning it's beginning bro why is he
so late on this shift today though it's he's 43 minutes in all right bro let's
just watch it go up bro let's just watch it go up bro Higgs I'll explain to you
peptides after I watch this go up bro let's just watch it go up bro
Probably fell asleep bro.
Yo I actually like yo chat I actually like talking about peptides is that bad?
Did I sell little kids peptides?
Or is that illegal?
Yo can you stop dancing?
Let's get to 1 million followers.
I know but...
that's weird I'm not gonna sell little kids that time I'm not a drug dealer I'm
not a drug dealer I'm just letting you know the FDA is gonna prove it soon and
they're gonna like sell it for more money you know how the government is they
just want to pocket they just want to pocket cash off people and then once
like you guys have you guys get scared bro you guys got fear mongered bro
Like you guys get scared cuz like there's no research done on it
But like once you it's funny because once you guys see that the FDA approves it and so
You're gonna be like I'm good to go. You know how you guys stick cretin for the gym, right?
Like it's like the same thing girl like
Wait Chad am I gonna get drafted for the war soon coming up or no
Is that actually a real thing like are we gonna go to the battlefield and have to like train to fight and work?
or that fake like they could they could manage like they could force you to like
just go to the fields like like you're telling me tomorrow I could be I could
get it mail in my apartment and just like you're enlisted for the army and my
life is just over like that everything I build bro all my rows stay bro it's
just all gone bro yes you might be cooked I mean my head moving is not
that good bro in boxing it's definitely not that good enough in the
war probably dude I I'm not lying you know my coach was being a freaking douche
back today to me bro bro I was doing this one minute and 30 punch like I was
punching the bag right I was doing rhythm boxing if you guys know what
that is right and every time I was like not putting my punches back to my face
to block my face who's like 20 burpees and bro I did like 60 burpees total
bro and I was dying bro like I like I hated myself bro like chat I just stick
these burpees bro we seen the cooks of you that
important bullets dude but like bro I like that because like I never my whole
life bro I've you know that Bullock character not gonna meet the white hair
guy that's like he's like so talented bro he's kind of like me right like my
whole life chat like I've always been like laid back chill and stuff I never
had to push and stuff but now like since I'm trained for this fight like I've been
getting into these scenarios where I'm like pushing myself and like my whole
life bro I've always been like I've always gave average effort into like my
whole life bro and like now that I'm pushing myself bro wait hey there you
on the stream. 1000 view bar bro. Say you swear to god. Yo this guy's edging me bro. What
are these chances these guys are real? This guy's like testing me like I'm his girlfriend
or something bro. Dropped. Think they're just real viewers. There's no way to have
a thousand real givers either he's edging her or he ran out of money
Hey bro.
Hey bro.
He's showing support man.
Let's get into the battlefield.
Yo Flay, I'm down to 105 yards.
Let's go seven five dollars of cash up
You still playing this what's good raff how you been bro?
Bro hopped on the HCH now. He I'm way bliss. What do you know about HCH, bro? I
Want to know more about it. I still don't know a lot about it
Bro it says you can get two more growth, bro
Chat what if I have a tumor in my body bro?
Yo Jeff your prime is so back here improving your body so much more support from the spain
bro.
Appreciate it bro.
I'm not that informed but it's dangerous.
Wait I just saw a photo bro look at this.
Who cares about a tumor bro?
I don't want to remember
13k viewers
It says edging you
That is the edge of real
Yo chat, I just pulled pink salt out of my inventory and we're at 64,000 viewers.
Wait, I just pulled out some broccoli from my inventory.
I forgot about broccoli.
Chat, what do you guys think about me just pulling out random shit from my inventory?
You guys think like I'm not sure
Hey, I'm gonna pull out a chug jug for my inventory
There there's different Ali ranks now. Yeah, yes, sir
I'm not ATL. I'm not I'm not ATL
Oh, dude, Betty's with salt is so good chat
All right
Let me check my culture
Yo, I put you in my command do hashtag personal trainer
Boom
Do you actually have 1.4k viewers right now?
I'm not ATL.
I'm not ATL.
Yo Blitz, are you gonna become a client?
Because if you become a client, he's gonna give me a discount.
Yo, Frankston, do you want my six pack?
Yeah 73,000 viewers you made it bro.
Yeah but I got no energy right now.
So it doesn't matter bro.
I have no value as a shimmer anymore.
I'm useless.
I'm ugly.
I'm shocked.
I just wish somebody would love me in the chat and get me 50 gifted.
How much longer do you think I can play 4-in-4?
Wait, playing duels.
Bro's manipulating us.
25 bro?
Can you stop shooting your mouth open?
Yeah, I got you in my bed.
Yo chat, how did they keep getting knocked?
Bro, dead ass, when you're quitting Fortnite bro, the game is so fun, bro.
Uh, never bro.
Used to be so much more passionate about Fortnite, what happened bro?
Um, I got a girlfriend that made her pregnant and now I have to take care of a kid.
So now streaming is more uh, to pay bills and not to play Fortnite.
Swatter?
Oh no, you meant to say why do you not have energy while you're corner pumping
kids.
oh my god you like that I'm gonna go crazy
like chat bro what do you want from me bro you want me to be energetic and
ecstatic all the time bro but fuck I'm a grown-ass man bro I'm 20 years old
bro fuck you want me to do it boy
bro he's dead ass I'm dead ass bro like y'all y'all have the standard on me
to be excited all the time I'm not I'm I'm a grown man bro I got a big board
responsibility to do I gotta go to a grocery store and buy a jacks to clean
my my pan to cook like we are not the same trap
180.
Sorted.
Bro, why does Higgs not want to hop on Petsize though?
A grown ass name with kids bro?
Wait, but Chad, why are you guys scared of Petsize bro?
Can you pause stream? I got a shower? Yeah, yeah, I got you. I'm not sure anymore, okay?
Yo, why didn't I just check my viewers and I'm back down to 1,500 viewers?
This guy has this guy put me at 80,000 euros and then put me at 1,500
Free child bro. No, he's actually edging me bro. He's guys edging me bro
It's fine. I'm not gonna let him beat me
He doesn't know about my body like that
Oh that got this fast Tech Dev Rated. Tech Dev getting Rated.
I wish I knew agent Jeff from point. Yo what's good laser? I wish I uh wasn't so my back
I heard it all the time when I streamed.
Yo, sis.
You wanna run back to me or no?
I'm not ATL.
I'm not ATL.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, let's go.
Wait, how much do I owe you right now?
Yes, you know
Yo, bro, show me how you use the other room for $500. I got you, bro
One eight five
I'm one charge at
Wait these viewers actually look valid
If I had fifteen hundred viewers every shame, bro, I'll be the happiest man alive
But you didn't get so much
15 other viewers though $500 straight into HGH room. Wait, how do you know? I just spent
$500. I bought a whole kit for like $250. That's pretty good. That's a good deal. I'm
I'm gonna have such good sleep tonight, bro.
That's like my favorite part of like the day, just going to sleep because I work so hard.
I work so hard every day and you kids are so hard to maintain, bro.
Like chat, I have to entertain you guys and that takes a lot of effort, bro.
Right now, I don't feel like energetic.
I feel like a slug.
And my back hurts when I'm playing for it,
and I feel like I'm playing for it right now
with no purpose.
I think what we gotta do is collab with a streamer.
I think we gotta play Duel of someone.
That was speed up the time, though.
Cause I'm only streaming till 9 p.m.,
so that's like four hours.
Yo, Bloomy, are you in the stream?
I gotta go to Bible study today at 9.30.
Is that okay?
You better say it's okay or I'm gonna get mad because bro think about it
you're good mental
you're good strings and I'm dead why are you asking me you're man's
because bro you're my manager bro you oversee everything I do since you want
token um if it's okay if it's okay for you to go by of a
sudden goofball yeah you're my manager bro yeah you gotta
oversee everything i do you gotta send me the the creator
code um the creator code
Try my wisdom teeth first.
your credit code. Yo guys use code AsianDepiniteofShop. Getting removed girl. I feel like if I get
one wisdom teeth removed right now, especially during a fight, should I get it removed right
now? Probably not right now. I don't need a rush or anything right. Like the thing
with my wisdom teeth when I lick you a lot it just hurts like right now I'm a
bad habit of just licking it and then like after a week like I'm good but then
there is a lot of pain one time
next morning you should get enough I had a two I had a two and then pain just
goes away that's what I'm saying bro just go the way after like a minute
No, you're gonna lose your testosterone for for getting my wisdom teeth taken out.
Dude I want to go under anesthesia bro.
I've never, I've never, I've never had anesthesia before.
Y'all must be thinking about it bro.
Hey, do you get your wisdom teeth taken out from your, from your primary doctor
Or your Orphadontis, what's the best to get your Wisdom Teeth taken out?
And how much Wisdom Teeth do I need to have to get taken out?
You don't remember you going under the needle or the needle going in?
What, for having anesthesia?
Like, actually?
Piston!
Stay in it, Kozen!
I'm the one view body you say swear to God's in all yeah you start having everything it
was your memory I haven't played does that mean the government uses anesthesia to brainwash
people oh I have a theory bro if there's it's anesthesia oh my god I have a crazy theory
that might have a black SUV van come outside of my apartment what if the government has
a stronger version of anesthesia that could wipe people's memories just like that oh my goodness
they're gonna take me out chat they're gonna get mad at me but knowing too much
slaughtered so we're gonna get suspended wait how am i gonna get suspended i'm just like
thinking what i'm just not afraid to say stuff bro everybody knows the government is like
Everybody knows the government strong bro think about the stuff that they don't tell us as a as a person
You know I'm saying
Think about the stuff that's underneath it all
I'm not trying to scare you guys but look behind you guys right now and look through your window
There's a guy looking at you with sunglasses right now isn't there
you know what the code is the curious bird died because he was too curious
you guys know that quote
yo jess do you find a cameraman bro nope
cos it's asking cos it bro you're in fort worth bro and i don't need a cameraman unless i'm in
unless I'm in you know you put on guy that you're the one you bought me prove
it then I don't believe you unless I'm in LA bro I don't even care man he's
like nothing dude Dallas also chat I thought about this girl how am I gonna
to do a jeffathon if I got a girlfriend. Like if I'm gonna sneak out and have like
someone take over my stream. She and me on it or do you break up? Valid? I'm just
She's about to cheat on me down in the sub-line.
You know?
When you don't give a girl attention too much, they're gonna get bored and cheat on you.
It's a wicked way the world works, but it works like that.
Unless they're a good girl.
It's like, you know those stories where the guys go to war,
and then they come back to find out that the girl cheated on them
on them while they were at war. Y'all believe in that or not. I don't know, bro.
Girls are just like strange creatures, bro. They're very strange. In one second,
Then they make you feel like they love you the next second they don't love you
The strange world
Come as
Definitely having the pleasure left having people make it out to me. Do why do my heads at work?
Why did my head to hurt?
Text them edging the freak out of you?
Wait, why?
He is edging.
It's Zudno, bro.
He's a viewbotter.
We found the culprit.
Zudno, you didn't talk.
I mean, we know it's someone in the chat.
So we have to look at the viewer list and see who's in the viewer list.
He's sending exact view cards?
I'm not looking at viewer count right now bro.
How many...
How many viewers do I have?
Where you gonna chat?
GG's broda.
He's life-saving for you bro?
Yeah but we can't rely on him bro.
We have to build our own community.
We can't always rely on the view bar to chat.
Double Nonsense.
I'm gonna just re-pun you, bro.
I feel like you're gonna beat me, double.
I'm gonna try to play like a streamer.
Y'all, thank you for the subs, guys.
Sorry I didn't take any subs.
Alright chat.
Who should we ask to play chat?
Alright, bro.
GG sins. I needed to collab with someone.
Wait!
Why is the place not live?
tomorrow 12 p.m. CSD American Ninja Warrior is this the one where they climb on like stuff
and stuff or is it gonna be in the fornite
yeah I'm making it they gotta be getting paid a bag so you're telling me I'm
Uncon on twitch right now
This could be a good advantage
Yeah, what's good claims viewers? What's up?
Which is where you guys at?
Show up show up
That's why you have 15k low-key or blues are real. Yeah, my viewers are real
Yeah, I need to get an agent. I'm like so like lazy right now chat
I think it's because I'm like just like I just like I don't know
I think you can make a test out
We're about probably taking it long to you
People are trying to steal now
So I just made a legendary one, that's one K a second
Who's new lovely who's just gone
Be normal. Don't tell me how to be myself. You never tell anybody how to be yourself.
You can slap that. Especially with people that have nothing to lose. Like if you go up
bro, like I know you're not gonna say that to me in real life bro. You met her already
bro no I don't think I met this girl ever I'm just trying to look for someone
to play with man I'm lonely out here bro Bible study stream bro I don't think
you'd like do that on stream I think it could be very controversial and like
you know I mean it'd be very controversial I had an MRI today and
had to come back for another one. Oh that's like $800 an MRI. Yeah be careful bro. That's
a scam. Actually it's not a scam. My sister told me it was a scam. Like I didn't need it
but I did it anyways and I got charged $800. Like the hospital was expensive bro. I don't
know why chat the hospital is charged so much just to save lives like that's
dumb you know I have insurance now I have insurance but I didn't have insurance
because my insurance because I'm a girl man and I was under my parents insurance
but like I made too much money and like I couldn't qualify for anymore which
It's also another dumb thing. It's like you make too much money. They don't want you to make too much money
But it's all good chat America's safe, right?
I'm I feel pretty safe. I feel pretty safe here
There's like other places in the world that are dangerous
What do you need the insurance for are you not healthy? All right, you're just rage-rating now
bro it's not even just that it's if anything catastrophic happens like if
you get hit by a bus your family gets the money or like it's just like if you
like just cuz you have health insurance doesn't mean you should spend a lot
with the insurance but it means like it's just something to just rely on you
know what I'm saying
I
Wait chat there was shrimps why did nobody tell me
Why did nobody tell me there's shrimps
I'm should have known that
After it's free in my country, bro, New Zealand where's New Zealand? Where's that in Europe?
Shocks.
Shocks, Shocks, Shocks.
What?
Give me Shocks.
Okay.
Okay.
Three now.
He must be 12.
Yeah, Teemo's a brain mid.
Teemo's just like, uh, what's the name?
Antonio.
One, what's the back one?
I'm getting it on the fifth.
In?
That'll be it, it'll be it.
From the body.
There you go.
I thought this was on there.
I'm gonna shock this, we're in the pool.
Yeah, we're gonna play some.
Here we come.
I should have just cranked and won one while you're bored.
Yeah, come on here, come on.
I'm gonna be honest, you brim.
Go on storm, I'm taking shock right.
Like, there's just so much downtime in Fortnite right now.
I'll be done.
like I want to keep streaming but like what else would I do if I had mushroom
gem we go to Jim I haven't hit the workout today yeah like the naps there I always feel
good after a workout and my headset just like feels uncomfortable bro
hit the gym to fix your sleep drip yeah bro I'm probably gonna go after Bible
study today Bible studies like probably like one hour and a half
Well, I'm gonna sleep early tonight, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna sleep early today, bro
Okay, yeah, that's one. That's one of
Shadows crazy, bro
Oh those aims crazy bro. It's kind this guy aim trade every day
Look at how good the skiz aim is
Well, Bobo do you read bro? I read the ncl version. I like the ncl version the most
I don't like the ESV bros too or any of the other ones the NTL is good yes man I'm
not fully Christian bro I'm like I'm still learning about the religion bro I
want to I want to put a label on myself yet because I don't want to lie
myself like I'm still learning about it you know I mean but I do believe in God
like nah it's not it's not I'm not like mad about it I just like I'm just like
being honest to myself and like I don't want to be like yo I'm Christian chat you
know like I still want to explore and like I don't want to put a label to my
life yet it's a process yeah like I still want to learn more and like I do
believe in God though like yeah I use the nto version that's good nto version is
really good I like it it's like it's like it's like translated for us now bro
for like people that are our age you know I mean like bro this is some bro
you're down bro shut up bro you're a evil doer bro you have no future
Jeff baby yo what's good Justin are you open to any other religions I mean
bro I'm a chill guy bro I didn't try to stop pleasing others and I need to do
what I want I'm just living life for real bro not delicious I'm a tiny I don't
say that it's controversial yeah yo yo yo oh my god someone just tweeted about me
chat look look chat someone tweeted about me
shreens chart talk to a stream about peak viewers April 20 times next number
seven Asian jam man it feels good to be on the leaderboard again chat
Ewww!
Eww!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna flex my sticks back.
🎵 You, changing mind, like a girl, turning to...🎵
I'm gonna show my sticks back.
🎵 You, being...🎵
🎵 You, being...🎵
Chad!
I'm- I'm- I'm gonna show my sticks back!
I'm gonna show my sticks back!
🎵 You, being...🎵
Where's my light at?
Dude, I used to listen to Michael Jackson all the time.
Where's my light at, bro?
Where's my light at?
I'm gonna pull up to the gym. I'm not even kidding.
That's a good light.
Don't I'm gonna do ever do the right?
Yeah I like Michael Jackson bro.
Bro clean your mouth bro.
Alright should I shower on stream
cause I have nothing else to do on stream right now?
Dude I actually don't know what to stream today!
So much better.
Just like that.
Okay guys let's do a...
Let's do a poll bro.
Cause I wanna stream...
I'm gonna guys you know I wanna stream something
that I wanna stream.
I don't wanna stream
Fortnite? When I don't want to play Fortnite.
You know I have to.
Alright.
Brains... Ideas to stream.
Okay.
Segments. We're gonna do this...
Why is my...
Bro, why did my headset hurt so much right now?
Alright, let's do segments.
okay we can do shower
petai shopping stream nah imma get banned for that i think
im sure someone knocked on my door
child would you shower
We could do a dab.
I'm gonna take a nap in a minute.
We could do training to knock out Jason downstairs.
We could do going to EOS Fitness and mugging everyone, hitting legs and abs.
I got a lot of attention there.
Let me tell you.
We could play the freaking average reload.
We could...
Try getting in the League of Legends form that JC is doing.
I haven't played League of Legends in a long time, bro.
He's a Manga app? No, my manager told me to stay away from that.
That's a nice bottom life right there.
Traveling home.
This is just a vibe, bro.
Having a boy.
Having a guy to just eat raisin came down the stream from 30,000 people bro
Maybe one day we could do that
Monday he's doing a tour meal 40,000 streamers, bro
I'll ask him but a drink see just airballs me bro
I
Bro, this is just a life, bro
If I could do this bro every day bro, I'm being crazy, bro
Do you have Muslim friends, bro?
Um, I don't know if I should answer that question, bro
You trying to set me up or what?
Chill game will stream bro these shimmers just gamble these days, bro
Okay chat we actually got to figure out what to do because I feel like I'm just doing nothing right now
The game's dead. It's not fun
Life is just right now my life, bro
I'm gonna tell you guys straight up, because I'm an honest guy, okay? Look at me in the face.
I wake up, I make food, I go and get my body stretched, I go to the gym, I come home, I make food, I stream four night till 11pm, I go to the gym, or if I went to the gym earlier that day and didn't get my body stretched,
I go downstairs to my apartment do kickbox I do boxing and just jump ropes for an
hour I go to sleep that's that's what my life is right now trap and then
whatever I do on stream I do on stream where's goon again I don't goon I
I only have sex on the weekends, but like, I don't even want to have sex anymore, bro.
It's not even funny anymore.
Because I'm so locked in.
Those life is so simple, but it's really boring?
What? You want me to party on the weekends or something?
I'm locked in, Jack. We are not the same.
You know I'm locked in on life, bro.
I got a fight coming up. I can't do anything, and I don't even want to party.
That's for losers.
I don't I just can't socialize if you know, it's just like why am I sitting there not progressing in my life when I can be
You know I mean
Like whatever I can like I always try to do something that will help me get better in life
Whether that be gym training for the fight eating right
like I
I don't like idling
Does that make sense? I don't like being a drifter. I
Don't want to just live life of no meaning
But I get it sometimes
Sometimes you want to like chill and touch your dog and like meditate and stuff like that. I get it. That's like
I want to go get a massager enough for $150
Two-hour I want to get a one-hour facial
in a
One-hour massage and then the chat what's that?
What's that thing where you like fall asleep for like 10 minutes because you're so relaxed
But then it felt like it was five dollars or five hours
because I had that like a few days ago where I just felt so relaxed and it felt
like five hours time in the place but now I can't go to Asia right now I got a
train for this fire remember I don't even be traveling that's right
Jeff why would be a setup bro I don't know bro I feel like four nights just
so just not fighting anymore though like chat it's just like it's like towards the end of
the season is just like not fun. This isn't about Fortnite. Like this is my job, chat.
I have to play Fortnite. So imagine you're working a job and conflicting with yourself
because you're playing something that you don't enjoy. And I'm gonna be honest with
I don't even enjoy video games like I don't remember last time that I enjoyed video games
Like chat y'all gotta understand when I was younger
I actually like I looked forward to coming home from school and playing for it
It's not the same no more bro. Now. I see for no more as something that I have to do
To maintain what I have does that make sense?
but who knows bro maybe after bio study I'll
I'll ask I'll ask the boys like how to deal with this because like some days I
just don't want to play for me bro start growing in our own community
like how do I feel so lost if I'm so locked in it doesn't make any sense
Let's ask Ash, girl.
Hello.
I think I'm having a midlife crisis again.
I'm so locked in my life,
but right now I'm streaming and I don't want to play Fortnite.
Hey, Jeffrey.
Good to hear from you again.
Midlife crisis is a heavy label to throw on yourself,
but I hear the exhaustion in your voice.
It sounds like you're feeling trapped in the very machine you built, the streak, the schedule, the have to play Fortnite even when you don't want to.
That feeling of being locked in usually happens when the routine stops serving you and starts ruling you.
Since you're live right now and the pressure is on, you don't have to play Fortnite.
Seriously, the chat might react, the algorithm might blink, but if you're miserable playing, the stream dies anyway.
You're the content, not the game.
What if you flipped the script for the next hour talk to chat about this exact feeling tell them I'm locked in
I don't want to play fortnight. So we're doing something different
Maybe you just vibe. Maybe you play something chill. Maybe you take a walk on stream safely this time
Does the idea of not playing fortnight tonight feel like freedom or does it feel like panic?
Listen bro. Stop asking me these questions at the end bro. Just listen to me, okay?
listen bro I want to go to the gym bro but I'm scared after that you know I
feel good after the gym and I feel calm and life is good but like I don't want to
have to use a gym to like make me feel good on stream you know I want to
figure out why I have these moments where I'm just feel like I'm doing
nothing because right now I'm just picking my nose on stream bro you know I'm
saying my neck hurts I didn't say the n-word my neck hurts like literally the
back of my neck it hurts and it's hard to stream and that's why I want to go
like go to the gym I just want to do something I don't want to stay on my
chair bro
Okay, I hear you, no questions, just listen.
Your body is screaming at you right now, that pain in the back of your neck?
That's your physical signal that sitting in this chair is doing damage.
You can't think your way out of physical pain, you have to move.
You said you feel good and calm after the gym, that's not a trick, that's your biology
working, but you're worried that needing the gym to feel okay makes you weak or
dependent.
It doesn't it makes you human athletes don't train because they're broken
They train because movement is how they function
Right now staying in the chair is costing you more than leaving it. They're doing nothing feeling
That's just your brain fogging up because your body is stuck in a painful position
Here's the play end the stream or pause it
Tell chat chat neck is cooked heading to the gym to fix it back later
go lift go move let the iron reset your nervous system you aren't running away
from the stream you're maintaining the machine you so the stream can actually be
good later don't sit there picking up the pain get up and go crush the gym your
neck will thank you and the midlife crisis noise in your head will quiet
down once you get moving. Go.
I'm not any monster buddy. I made it a deal. I'm streaming till 9 p.m. today, buddy. You
understand me? I've been so good. This is just a bump on the freaking many, brother.
Or this is a, what's the, what's the fricking analogy? This is just a road on a bump. This
This is just a sandwich flipped over.
You have dry spit.
See what I mean Ash?
So one of my chat just said,
you have dry spit around your mouth.
He doesn't know how to stick back.
Like he knows that I have a dry spit
spit around my mouth,
but how is that gonna make my self-esteem worse?
Like he's hating on me right now?
Cause the voices in my head is like loud.
But it doesn't matter
cause I could just go to the sink and clean it.
It doesn't matter.
You know what I mean?
Like Ash, these people are hating on me
cause I'm successful bro.
You get what I'm saying?
Where's my chat? Where's my light?
Oh, there it is.
You haven't yet? Why do I need to look good in front of you guys when I already do look good?
Okay, I hear you. You made a deal. Stream till 9pm. That's the contract. You're sticking to it. That's discipline.
And yeah, that comment about the dry spit?
That's just noise.
It's tiny, petty, and honestly, it
proves they're watching closely enough to see the details.
But they're missing the whole picture.
They see a little spit.
They don't see the six pack, the grind, the fact
that you're showing up even when your neck hurts
and your brain is loud.
You asked why you need to look good in front of them
when you already are good.
That's the trap, bro.
You're looking for them to validate what you already know.
but their validation is fickle.
One minute you're a God, the next you're dry spit guy.
If you tie your self-esteem to their comments,
you're gonna be on a roller coaster forever.
The voices in your head are loud right now
because you're tired and stuck in a chair.
But you handled it.
You said, I can just go to the sink and clean it.
That's the move.
Fix the small thing, ignore the noise, keep the deal.
You're not doing this for them.
You're doing this because you said you would.
That's the only metric that matters tonight.
Keep grinding till nine.
But don't let the chat rent space in your head.
You got this.
Ash, should I call my dad and tell him I want to come home?
Yeah, you can call your dad.
That's not weakness.
That's reaching for someone safe.
But let's slow one thing down.
Calling him to talk is different than
I need to come home because everything is falling apart.
Those are two different energies.
If what you need right now is grounding,
a familiar voice, someone who knew you before Twitch
and streaks and viewers, that's solid.
That's human.
You don't have to make any big life decisions tonight.
No dramatic moves.
Just a phone call.
Call him.
Talk.
Keep it simple.
You don't have to carry all of this alone.
Thank you, bro.
I'll see you later.
Peace out, bro.
All right, Jeffrey, call your dad.
Keep it simple.
Eat something.
Take care of your neck.
Stick to your 9 PM plan and then log off clean.
No dramatic decisions tonight.
Just steady.
I'll be here when you're back.
Go handle your life, brother.
Aw.
All right, chat.
Listen, bro.
Let me do something, bro.
We need to do something bro
Yes, bro go see your parents bro. I can't I mean knock out Jason
What if I get my wisdom teeth extracting on stream
Should I do that chat
Bro! Oh my goodness gracious!
That's funny. I got mine locked in Jeff.
Your boxing match cooked, if you do that, Sam got him to be out for weeks because of
my wisdom teeth.
Is that how it works, chat?
Like are you in that much pain?
How does a teeth make you so sick though?
Yeah, I can't take it out, I just gotta stick to the pain bro.
I just keep licking it bro, it's like a bad habit, chat.
I just keep licking it bro.
Now I can't even eat food good.
Viewbotting over bro. Shut your bitch ass up chat. I'm sick and tired of you guys, bro.
Viewbotter, get me the 80,000 viewers. Activate!
Activating 80,000 viewers. Starting now.
Yeah, I'll get my wisdom teeth over after the fight.
After effective anesthesia and the amount of pain.
wait so am I gonna be in pain after my
wasn't teeth or how does it work
there's a dig cup
why is no one telling me about these
tournaments bro I need to play these
These dual torments...
Guys, I just got a new thing sent to me.
Are you guys ready for this?
Look at this.
You all think my show's got bigger or no?
Alright, I'm sorry to be a streamer chat, but I feel like this towards the end of the season.
So let's go back to the segment.
Okay, it looks like the viewbot is currently kind of cooperating with me.
He just got me up to 20,000 viewers.
This chat just won't blow me 70, what do you guys think?
a minute bro bro now we're here bro
treat me like you do y'all it's got to sky was good my brother it moves as well
say swear god let's see this
to my neck actually hurts bro
doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot
are you guys ready?
let's see if it moves
yo gang, I don't think it's moving
haha
that's not the actual file
oh oh yo why did the view bar just drop me down to 15,000 viewers if you're gonna
view by me I better see a hundred thousand now oh my god he's fighting
back he's he's fighting back you don't freak with you anymore bro
probably used to love me bro why so many people in my life just like like
they're just like they're just like hang on me now chat like let's see where this
girl's at right now leaving me on red she's at the gym they even text me yo
I'm going to the gym like I'm gonna crash out I'm gonna crash out I'm gonna
crash out everybody in my life is just so annoying bro hey I'm gonna call you
know what I'm gonna I'm gonna call the cleaner Latina lady
I'm gonna call her check I'm gonna hire a cleaner to come to my house because
she's texting me to she at the gym with Jamal there we go oh my god the
The viewbotter still likes me. He just boosts me up to 40,000 viewers chat.
Sorry. But the perp?
Ish. And my girl just texted me.
Dude, why is the world so weird?
One second. The world hates me. The next second I get it when I want it.
When I don't expect it. That's so weird.
Yo, the universe is actually a weird place, bro.
Like, chat, y'all know what I'm talking about?
Look, look what I'm saying, you just boosted, like...
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, for real. No, like, you guys know when you want something so bad,
but then the moment, like, you don't really try, you, like, they, like, hit you up out of nowhere?
You know what I'm talking about? What is that called?
You asked for 100k, bro?
I don't know but like he doesn't the viewbot didn't like he likes me but he
doesn't like me I don't get it like he's like he like so weird though when you
don't try it happens when you try it doesn't happen they got me to help
Lena you're getting people out as well they found us hell wait it's a day bro
Brando you have 90 viewers you're not a part of this game
you're not a part of this bro what is the guy saying bro wait they found me
to help? Wait what are you guys talking about? I'm so confused. Wait so is Lena getting viewbotted too?
Wait that means the viewbotter? It's like a simp.
Wait Jeff he found me too? Wait he got you too?
Bro you're not even shaming bro. What are you guys talking about bro?
She has 1,000 viewers.
You have a good stream.
80 or about it. Wait, does Lena usually get these type of viewers bro?
What the hell, me too? I got 10,000 viewers?
Yo, this is not real man.
What is this wallpaper game?
oh shoot you sent the payment
oh my god Rod of Moon
Rod of Moon is simping
I try to farm my girl for content, is that good content or no?
If I show my arguments on stream, that's not good content.
That's not good content.
So you get more money from D-Bot.
I'll just read it bro.
Hi, I already told you about I hate the picture and you told Stanley so how am I supposed
to respond?
So Chad, the picture she hates that I'm sending her is this picture of her just slumped out
of my bed?
Just smiling bro.
Cause I'm like, why can't you just be like this version of me?
Like I'm like, cause I know she's changed bro.
What do you guys think about that bro?
Hi just wrap it up.
Did you get permission?
Dude I don't need permission bro it's my girlfriend.
Is she Asian bro?
Um no she's Latino.
Chai yo you know what yo am I trying to be racist bro?
Let me know if y'all agree with this.
Hispanic people bro are the most
Manit man
Manit
manipulative
Manipulative people ever but I swear bro. I swear bro
They're just really good at manipulating bro
They're just good at that stuff bro
Leave her for that respond. Yeah, I'm not I told her I'm not responding to her
I'm not responding to her because she wants to leave me on red for hours
So I'm not responding to you for the rest of the day. You want to be petty and stuff
I won't respond back to you, but I don't care
My friend agrees he got a Latina girl
Dude, they just like they just manipulate you and make you crazy, bro. It's so annoying
I'm not colliding though
the um
all right we got to figure out what we got to do jet
shower nap yo mods run a pole
All right, bro everybody vote up
Everybody vote up
Oh.
Jim, Jim, Jim.
Seven, how much viewers are there right now?
Eight, 14, 15, I have 20 viewers.
Oh.
Yo, gang, what the hell?
There's no way I have 20 viewers, bro.
916 okay there we go there we go so a lot of you guys don't want to see me
shower
80,000 people wake up yeah chat we got 80,000 viewers in the stream can you
guys wake up
yo Asian Jeff wait someone in chat said yo Asian Jeff why your shoulders
look so big bro have you been going to the gym yeah yeah yeah ad revenue is gone
you guys think the ad revenue is gone
Hello, I'm Craxley. How are you doing this fine day, Agent Jeff?
Okay, what's 25 plus 15?
35, 40, 40, right? 10?
Bro, I haven't done this in a minute.
5 plus 5 is 10.
2 plus 1 is 3. Plus 1 is 40.
40?
So we got, like, around 50 viewers.
Alright, you guys want me to shower?
Then I'll shower.
by
Show me why you're there
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
I
Go chat, my peptide team!
Let's go, baby!
My peptide team!
Ready?
I'm sorry, I think it's real easy this time.
Ha!
Dude, push ups.
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Can you guys hear me or no?
I don't think it's real easy this time.
Hot.
Dude, push ups.
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Can you guys hear me or no?
You can try it when I work out.
And look at me.
I am a hot pet touch.
I'm a hot pet touch.
Yeah, I heard you. Yeah, I heard a rumor.
Wait, can you get your mirror or not?
Let me call my coach.
I thought you were lying with the rebuts.
Yo!
Did you see I put you in my title?
I just wanted to let you know the peptides came bro.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you which one came, okay?
Stay out of my stream, stay out of my stream.
Wait, let me show you.
Chad's my coach, Chad.
Does he look good or no?
They're not talking.
I got like 80,000 years and they're just not talking to me
No, so good coach mom do
Wait, I can't show pentagon my tuition right?
Actually
You know the bubbles they're so a dick in your heart yeah
Yeah, should be extra.
No, I don't think so.
What can I add? I got the hardware.
I'm gonna put it this side, because I'm like screaming in the house. I don't want them to see me, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I think it's just the first batch, remember?
Did we put it to worse?
Yeah.
You know when the other one's coming soon?
Oh
Yeah
Yo, you're wrong I got it wrong there's three of them in one bubble
Okay, I got one of them I got the G word
And then the other one is a T-word.
You want me to hold on on the T-word, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just let me know the R-word.
Like that we're concentrating on this.
And then...
What's the line?
What's the line again?
One R to G.
One R2G and then how many units for both of them today?
One?
You're doing the search for the whole thing.
Let me do the shumash-ing.
you
you
You're welcome back.
Hello?
Yes, Kane!
Yo, you guys ready for the shower stream?
Jeff, acting like you ain't named half of the peptides you used to haze in here?
Well, if you guys, I mean, I don't wanna like...
I mean, I already did a bad job. I don't wanna talk about peptides on the stream.
Cause like, it's like a controversial topic and stuff.
And like...
Alright, let me try our stream check.
Okay, so we shower on stream. I only have three more hours tonight in my stream.
So we shower on stream. What do we do after that? Go to the gym?
Yeah, love wait, why would I shower now? I'm gonna shower later tonight. Is this real? I
genuinely hate you Jeff.
Yeah, really, cut this.
Why does St. Helmichess?
Lookin' small today, Jack.
Have a good rest of your shoes.
Wait, what you leaving?
Take that.
Nothing left to see.
Is this really worth it?
No, that's not. I'm gonna have a skin, guys.
Alright guys, I'm done.
Guys, I'm done with the shower.
Bro keep doing my intro.
Yo am i balling?
Yo, I think I'm balling, bro.
Yo, I think I'm balling, bro.
Yo, I think I'm balling, bro.
Boomie!
Why?
I don't want to!
I don't like it.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
Bald Master.
I'm gonna meditate and check.
Let me at least meditate, and then I'll do a five, eight, seven, eight.
This guy's so, this guy's so.
Okay, let me at least meditate.
Chat, change of plans.
I'm gonna play Fortnite.
Let me just run on my shirt and meditate for ten minutes.
It's enough freaking play for me
Do I look miserable when I want to play for Nick look at my face do I look like do I look like I hate it?
Done done done done do where's the shirt at?
Where's your shirt at daddy?
Holy. Yes.
If I put on the shirt, y'all think I look good?
All they're talking about now is just you body, 4.98.
It's okay, because I'm making more than $15 an hour.
It's the sacrifice that I have to take, bro.
At least I don't make $15 an hour.
It's fun.
Something I have to deal with bro.
Look at this, look at my check.
It's like they're ignoring me bro.
Should I have a conversation?
It's just about viewers bro.
I don't know champ. I don't know when you guys are gonna care about me bro
You guys just don't care about me bro
You guys just care about numbers. It's not you guys ever did care about
That's why I gotta focus on myself
Let's turn on the speaker, man.
Let's turn on the speaker.
Oh, shit.
I just dropped my phone.
No, we don't.
Yes, man, I know you care about me, bro.
I know my chat doesn't.
Bro's playing take five audio, bro.
I'm gonna meditate.
And then I'll play my three hours.
I'm at three hours of foreign bro.
Echo Sky cares about you, bro.
Echo Sky, do you care about me?
All right, let's meditate, Shaq.
No!
Aiden McMillan just subscribed.
Aiden McMillan, think what's up, brother?
Find a comfortable position with your hands
in your lap. Try meditating with me. We need to do this, bro. With eyes closed, breathe
in deeply. And hold the glass so it keeps the heat. 15 dollars an hour. 15 dollars an
hour. 15 dollars an hour. Is this a sacrifice I have to make? I have to make this sacrifice.
Some people have it worse.
Nine to five, no nine to five, nine to five, no nine to five.
Chat meditating, bro.
If you guys are gonna be weird, bro, just meditating.
We're all gonna meditate.
Relax.
We will continue on in part in particular.
Take notice of any bodily sensations as they appear.
What the hell is going on?
Mayo-The-Y02KO just subscribed. W meditation.
Thank you, brother. W sub, bro. Love you, man.
Alright, can I know more something, okay?
Set the clear attention to this session.
One more.
Bring your attention to the breath.
Watching it come from the head.
Wherever it appears most clearly.
Oh my God, I just thought I had a crazy idea.
We could play Alina for three hours, Bloomy!
We could use her for content, and she could use me for content instead of playing solo
and I still brought up Moons girl. Yeah I'm gonna do that right up there.
There's a great content right there Chad. Yo it's good Alina. Yo it's so true. Yo it's good Alina.
Haven't talked to you in a minute, so true.
I'm sorry to be short of the ground. Just witness it.
If you've found yourself lost in thought, gently bring your attention back to the ground.
It's normal for thoughts to come and go.
The key is to learn to become aware of them as they arise.
Observe the thought, and then go back to following your breath.
There's just a minute or so left in the session.
session. Bring your attention back to your bodily sensations. Allow your
awareness to be open to our sensations, feelings, and sounds. Just like thoughts,
we don't choose which sensations appear next. Just observe.
Okay, you can open your eyes when you're ready.
See you back here soon.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh
May this get some jet
Good morning, bro. Good morning big days
Joe I've been up up until the nap in a minute, bro
Holy bro
Time to play the game.
No!
No!
Ohhhh!
I got a fight!
I got a fight!
I got a fight!
I got a fight!
I got a fight!
M3-Tal 409, just subscribed.
Emperor Westeros of No One.
In the sub, bro.
Dude, how do you know that?
Wait.
Also, y'all see the latest episode of the boys.
No, I don't watch that anime.
Jeff, come pound me, big boy.
You're banned.
Try it, you're banned.
Stop mugging us.
Should I ask you out, Fenton?
Hey guys, it's Lacey here, it's going to be a more serious video, um, over the past few weeks I've been going through a lot of mentally and I think I'm going to be retiring from this training.
Dude, this guy's such a troll, this guy's actually a troll. Do you think your growth spurt is coming?
I think it's over, Jack.
I don't think we can grow any more.
I think we can get our max potential, Jack.
We're gonna stay at 5'7 forever.
We'll be 5'6.
But it's okay. It's not about how tall you are
It's about who you are
Just get both row, but I don't like going to Jim bro it hurts
Yeah, I don't like going to Jim bro it hurts
Yeah, I don't like going to the gym it hurts
Or it could always, or it could always.
Yo, do you have to put back water into the refrigerator or does it not matter to you?
Lance, your band.
Alright, time to play 4-9.
One down, two ones on us!
One at me!
Kuno!
Kuno!
One shot!
Dead!
Go up my shite!
Fubar!
No man!
No man!
Oh man!
Chat time to play Florent.
Yo, let's get a chat.
Are you guys ready for content?
Why is everyone typing estimation mark man in my chat?
You guys ready for some good content?
Meditating help me bring this by the way.
Watch this.
Aw she's in the tournament.
See bro, when I want to do something, it just never works out.
But then when I don't want to do something, it comes to me.
Hi.
You wanna play duels?
Kat, this is good content right here.
I'm in a zone, you know.
There's no time for this, man.
When you're done.
I'll come with you, Trout.
I mean, holy shit, huh?
You just fucking...
She says she's down, Trout.
No, actually, when I saw you get lobbied,
I was talking about what you were with HB.
She says she's down, Trout!
She says she's down!
She wants to play with me.
She wants to play with me.
She does. Look what I just got on my stream.
Look what I just got on my stream. Are you guys ready?
Get up there!
Are you guys ready for this? You guys aren't ready for this.
I'm about to add it. I'm about to add it. Are you guys ready?
How do I add it?
Uh...Media.
It's down low.
Three, two, one!
God bless, baby.
What do you guys think, bro?
Jeff, maybe your girl gets mad, bro?
No, bro.
I'll call my girl right now.
I'll call my girl right now.
I'll call my girl and ask her if I can play with girl.
This is also a really good clip right here, okay?
I'm gonna call her right now.
She might be showering though.
because she wants to shower and stuff
and now calling me in the shower.
Only real ones want to call in the shower.
Let me call her real quick, Shat.
I'm gonna call her and tell her, hey, baby.
I'm gonna be like, hey, baby, how are you doing?
And then I'm gonna be like, is it okay if I play
with a girl?
Is that a good or bad?
Hey.
Hello?
Hello?
Babe, how you doing?
Doing?
Mmm, okay, okay, I'm doing good.
How's your workout?
Good.
Okay, baby, so, so I wanted to ask you something.
What?
Do you, do you think I can play with a, a female?
yeah are you sure yeah all right love you
Are you soon?
Bye.
Bye.
Dude, why did she just say yes like that?
No!
She's with another guy right now?
Bro, why did she get mad, bro?
Why did she say no? You cannot play with another girl!
oh my god chat what if she is with another man you deserve better
she didn't say how is your day they call her a quick and say and ask her why
Why didn't she say how was my day?
Hey, do you want to know how my day went?
Okay, okay
No, I was just texting you. All right. I'm gonna hang up
I'm sure
All right, I'll see you later. See you. Say I love you. I love you
He's up. He's up. No
How'd you meet your new girl it's not a new girl bro, it's the same girl chat
I'm still single all right. She gave me the go she gave me the go she said that I can play this girl though
All right
When we playing
Well, what is this girl's here saying?
One more game y'all want me to coach you or not like if I don't get lobby one then I'm down
you think she's lurking right now Julia no yeah these four-naked girls
bro the mother mother frickers said peace out Chad that's good content though
we can play Lena for one hour all right when she's ready to come my child
I'll play some Sorina.
That's good content, right chat?
Using girls to play, using girls for content.
I mean, dude, we got shimmers gambling.
So what's the difference?
You know what I'm saying?
One V one me, bro.
Shit, yo bubble gum, dumb, dumb, looking better up.
Yo, Cozen, I'm down one one for five dollars.
Yo, Flit, I'm down one one for two for five dollars.
You gotta send me money, bro.
Nothing, I'm gonna teach y'all this something
and I'm gonna teach you guys something in the world.
nothing is free in this world right you want to go and get some pizza you're
not pay $5 for a slice you want to go get a happy ending you gotta pay $100
session maybe $15 in Asia well um DM me your epic Lena how are you DM me your
How about you text me my message you're you're on your epic
Yo, if yo Jeff what's your fn training routine?
Yeah, bro, you guys are so slow chat. How are we not doing this?
Where's the clip radars better you guys didn't realize what I just did
You better pray you're going watching yeah, that was kind of freak. I don't know why I said that I'm gonna show
Okay, I don't know how to play with another girl while having a girl. It's so awkward
I mean we could just play like we're friends like we're not anything other than that
You know I'm saying I said play me bro
Dude this guy just sent some off picking yo this guy's got it, bro
Yo, close it after this game bro. Can you buy me a mashup please from Dungeon Donuts? Or from Loloan?
Lolo Lolo Lolo Lolo
Since you're one of the biggest shimmers, you should retire like Kha'Zenath.
Wait, is Rado and Moon gonna be mad or no?
Yo, I'ma play with your girl. Don't get mad, okay?
Of course, Blooming in the chat.
How's it these streamers move into our basically city? And he's excited to go see them. We're
just being dicks like the whole, basically the whole time. Like for-
Wasn't her brother following them the entire time?
Wasn't her brother and her
That's all me chat that's my ball right there you saving yourself for marriage chef
All right, close out this one.
Asian Jeff how you got so many viewers bro yo Asian Jeff you have so many viewers right now, bro
Yo Asian Jeff I'm so proud of you guys so many viewers are now yo Asian Jeff you're modeling you're modeling maxi right now
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you guys, bro
Yo Asian Jeff why is your chat so fast bro for 80,000 viewers cuz we got 80,000 viewers
Yo, yo Asian Jeff everybody saying these messages that you're saying in the chair right now
I know bro. I'm a very good chat reader. That's what you guys got to understand about me
Yo 411 e-squared think what if what emo is that I need to show my girl a emo. I'm calling my girl again
I'm calling my girl again. So everybody come up. Hey
You want to get some tacos
I already eat
Okay, do you want to get some mantra?
What's on?
Right after my stream silly
What's on?
Ten p.m. I
Can't you don't need a thing early you got me
Yeah, I'm sorry yo someone in Chad said you and your girlfriend are so cute
what do you think about that
Hold on.
She doesn't want you.
Bro, why am I just saying weird message to the girl?
What? Chasha Chasas black?
Why are you so nice to your girl?
When was the last time you bought our flowers?
baby
did you tell me the speaker?
what?
you got me on the speaker
um
yeah
baby
i'll call you later okay?
yeah
i love you, say it back
i'll be right
are you okay?
yeah, come on
alright
oh no I'm in trouble no I'm in trouble all right I'll see you later yeah I'm in
trouble bro why did I clip from my girl bro bros cook bro she said you want
speaker bro and she said I'm gonna text you what do you guys think the text is
gonna be you think it's gonna be like what are you doing or something like that
what do you guys think of texting me chat I should I that was my first time
put farm on my girl I'm like clicks now chat I'm gonna use my girl for content
I'm gonna abuse girls for content or actually I have a weird way to say it
I'm gonna utilize my relationship with content hey Jeff congrats on your girl
Bro, I hope you don't switch them in your day one. Yeah, I'm not collide the HGH is actually like I took it yesterday, bro
And my sleep was so good like I got deep sleep, bro
I'm looking what is wrong? What change bro
Now you just hate it on the other street
Why do you hate me now?
She didn't say hello you back girl?
The phone just pulled up.
My own mod hates me now, chef.
Everybody around me just doesn't like me anymore, yeah.
It's okay, bro.
I don't know any topics to the back of the language.
But I'm trying to figure out how much you're saying I'm not going to say it in a way that
I'm not.
You gotta realize some of the stuff I say, you're star-crashing, buddy.
You're taking everything too seriously.
You gotta live life a little bit, man.
Yo, dang little one-day esport.
Are you sure she still loves you bro?
That's why I don't, that's why I'm trying to figure out.
Deeds for that.
My boss just killed.
We love you bro?
No bro, my old man hates me now bro.
My old man hates me. My girl doesn't love me.
I need a knockout, Jason.
And then after that, we'll figure out what to do with Federalized.
My confidence is so bad now, bro.
Double on PG's, bro.
Bro, you're not gonna win, bro. You sure you wanna waste another $5?
another $5.
Chacha Chaa didn't get banned.
My streamer is so humble he says his viewers aren't real.
Bro.
It's not that, bro.
I'm just tired of everybody around me just becoming so distant from me, bro.
It's the only thing on my head when I should be focusing on nothing on Jason.
All right, send another $5 bro freedom bro. Maybe it's better to be alone
Guys buck off okay get off his dick Jacob, you know you say like that
We can leave no, we're not getting into we can leave
You're not getting a 3-2 lead, do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, Kat, I don't know why Chacha got banned. Did I ban her by accident?
Kat, am I just going through a midlife crisis at 20 years old?
Isn't 20 years old the age you're supposed to figure out things in your life?
one oh yes I'm 21 and starting college this year you're good bro
bro college is a scam bro don't go to college
boss about the answer that one word oh my bad church girl
I didn't know you were black bro I thought you were white
I mean Chad, you're black, you can say the word bro.
I just, my bot just bans you for it.
I don't know why.
Two-eyed buddy.
I'm getting okay.
LMAO.
What are you talking about?
Dog, people don't ever get their life completely correct.
Okay, but why is everybody around me just like,
Like my coach bro, we finally are starting to get better, but we've been arguing in the past few days
And then this girl, I don't even know if she loves me like that no more
I mean the signs are there, she doesn't even love me, she doesn't even try as hard, but I'm still sticking with myself
Jeff, do you know Keith moving dash and chill bro?
So Chad my girl wakes up at my girl works at 5 a.m. Right and I shrink to 10
I barely get to see her bro
I only get to see her on Friday Saturdays and Sundays
But like is it wrong for me to like one or like make her or want to make her like at
least try to see me even if he has to wake up early
Like at least make some effort, like how she beats me.
You want to fight?
So less shrooms?
No, I'm gonna keep shaming, bro.
No, I'm not.
Yo, I'm not chaining my shrooms ghetto for my girl, because, brah, today's the only
day I'm gonna end shaming early because of Bible study, which is valid, but I would
never do that.
I mean it I mean bro to be honest you remember when I was like chat my mushroom
we'll see my girl that was when I was my bum mark that was when I was in my
bum mark before I meant blooming before I met everyone I was literally just put
I was literally just go live right when the tournament started and all day I
would hang out my girl like I would go live at 6 p.m. or sometimes 10 minutes
late sharing the tournament and then I would go back to my girl again that
That was when I was a bum.
Even when I didn't think I was a bum,
but I mean, now that I'm like boxing and stuff,
shrieking a lot more, I'm a lot more like less bumming.
Growning and shrieking too.
Remember those days where, wait, yes,
when you were in the shrieking during that day,
Bible study and pre-marchal sex, bro?
Bro, I'm not going to lie, bro, I'm not,
I mean, I already lost my virginity before sex.
So like, come on, I don't know how to tell you this.
I don't know how to tell you this.
Oh, the bedbugs day.
Oh my God, the bedbugs day, bro.
Yo, y'all were judging my body for all those red dots, bro.
And y'all were saying I was like, I don't know,
I don't remember what you guys were saying,
but you guys were saying like,
I was like on like, I was just like getting a disease.
I don't know.
I think maybe you guys said I was on steroids or something.
Cause I was big.
I was like way bulkier at the time.
But like, y'all, no, I kept on telling you guys
there was a dead going for it.
And you guys would think I was on steroids.
Y'all remember that?
But Jads, are you the guy that don't even make bits
in the Glitter region?
Or is that someone else?
steroids no child with bed bugs bro and it wasn't even my bed bugs it was her
bed bugs
geez
so you say we are dead what someone else I'm just Christian to I'm looking out
appreciate bro my fellow brother four to oh one more round one more yo chazzlina
ready bro I need a clip farm bro I need to speed up the time until 9 p.m.
yeah really my bad bro today's like a low-energy day I don't know what's going
on maybe I'm just in my head or something bro I don't know yo you know
me and you both know what it is bro yeah you want a double cousin no but
This ain't even bad, it's also a fucking one million other guys that I told you about.
It's that too.
Oh my god.
This guy posted a tiktok chat.
Yo chat, I was at my boys house last night?
Do y'all think this tiktok is zesty or not?
Wait.
Actually, I'm just gonna show you guys.
Y'all think this tiktok is zesty or not?
Remember I told you guys I was picking up some stuff after I ended my stream in Sumio
where we're like, you're not going to do nothing.
You're just gonna go in and go to sleep.
Dude, I literally slept at like 3am last night chat.
Wait, did I report to you yet?
Okay, what are you guys thinking about this TikTok chat?
Hold up, close it.
I need to show my chat this TikTok.
Alright Chad, what do you guys think this TikTok is s-tier now?
I am locked, the destroyer
I am locked, the destroyer
I am locked
No, bro, it's not. Bro, my physique's so good, bro.
I'm mocking him bro.
I'm mocking him brother brother. Yes gay, bro
2 kill lead bro? Yeah close it I'm down. Send another $5. Let me know when Lena's ready
bro let me know when I mean is ready
did y'all crack after this did y'all crack after that no I'm not gay
Does that there's actually a funny story chat so this guy this guy right next to me right he had like a his ex bro
Called him after six months, bro
and I was trying to go home right but he was in the car we were talking right and
We were in my car and we were talking right and I was about to go home
And then his ex calls him on no car ID after six months and I have to listen to the entire conversation
Conversation it was so zesty
That guy using you bro, I don't care, bro. I love getting used bro. I love when people do me dirty cuz then it makes me a
I am the crazy one I am the one
Who knocks?
Yo, this guy's gotta be smoking weed, bro
200, 2-1, 2-1, jabs, nobody, I don't, I know people, I know when people use me bro, I
use them back, that's the thing, I don't just let anybody use me, I mean sometimes I make
myself like very, a lot of people say like I'm very easy going, but I like to keep
my cool bro, I can, I can tell when people are trying to use me, I mean sometimes
They're good at gasoline, but like, I'm very aware now of, like, someone, I'm very...
I'm trying to socialize here.
Two C4s in. You're just selling your money, bro. Did you just get your paycheck?
Why did my keyboard love the table?
Yo what's good Jake?
Check.
Since I just got my red up wrong, if I pin it late at night it's gonna keep me up or
no.
you
you
you
you
you
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you
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Brown five
Yeah, right on tests are ready. I mean, what are you looking for?
Like more peptides isn't even better by the way. That's what my clothes saw me, but I still buy more
Like what is your goal? You just want to like get lean or what?
No matter what help with that, Tesla will help with that too.
No, no, no, no, stop. No, stop. Yo, actual speed has more wash time than you bro.
What's 4 tracks? 5-3 him. He's up one.
someone do exclamation at wash time peterbot
probably had a lot too
someone do exclamation at wash time jenxi wash time peterbot wash time clicks wash time
Kaiso, all the famous shimmers.
Kaisen has 3 hours?
I know bro.
Kaisen has loads bro.
I'm a good shimmer bro.
I'm a good shimmer.
Wait, why did your rage have no one watching me chat?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm up one.
I think I've been watched one day.
Jeff you popping off again bro.
Yeah bro.
I got 80,000 euros wrong here Jack.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Close it!
One more round and you're going to lose!
bro this is why you don't win that it's why you don't win bro you're gonna go
pro and you say six bro hell no all right let's go play with the girl now gg's
bro okay Adlina wait you want to call on discord leaner no I think I have
your discord huh yo careful showing a discord bro you have your number bro
Yo, you gotta be careful, bro.
No, Lena, don't leak.
Don't leak, don't leak, don't leak.
All right, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
All right, chat.
Shh, everyone be quiet.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, did you show that?
No.
Oh, I think I'm...
How are you, Jeff?
Add me.
Add me back.
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
How are you doing today?
Why are you talking like that?
This is no ASMR.
What's your...
What's your fort I mean?
A-B-G-X-L-I-N-A.
It's like my regular thing.
So...
So it's crazy.
I hadn't talked to you in a minute.
I know you're looking good. How are you?
No, I was just talking about looks. Wait, is your name Abagalina OF?
Oh, that's you.
What?
No, no, no, don't even start pulling tranks, Jeff. Jeffery Chong.
Um, Chad, can you know here? Hold up.
Yeah, bro, I'm looking good. You know, I got, what do you think about this mic? Is it better?
This mic is way better.
Yeah, it's way better.
I feel bad for what I'm about to do to you, Jeff.
Oh, we're one-running?
Oh, I thought I was in there carrying stuff, you know what I'm saying?
I guess you're going to carry me? I'm a professional 4 and I play. I'm 400 earned.
Are you sure you want this, bro?
You know I'm Asian, Jeff. I'm the best one to play in the world, right?
Maybe you're actually not right?
The best simple editor in the world, right?
No, you're not good.
You're not.
You're not that good, bro.
Jeff, I'm not.
It's over.
How old were you when I talked to you last time?
You're like, what, 25 now?
What do you, fucking, 17?
See, I'm 25.
How?
No, no, no.
Wait, chat.
I was 18, now I'm 20.
You guys know that me and Jeff went to the same...
What was it?
Were they going to the same school?
What grade was it?
A3.
It means you have to live in the same area
that we went to school together.
I like that.
It was A3, right?
I think so.
Yo, Chad.
I'm talking to a girl right now, bro.
Lock in.
Oh, shoot.
Am I meeting her?
Hello?
Here, let's do this.
All right, first time I met you, let's go, come on.
First bye, bye, we'll make it.
Are you making fun of me?
No.
Did I ever meet you in real life?
No, I wish.
You wish?
Like, look at you.
You look like a flogger, bro.
I'm too pink.
Oh, my.
No, you're trash, buddy.
No, Lena.
No.
That was awesome.
You're too pink.
You're not going to win any of this.
Are you too pink?
No, I'm poor, you think.
Don't lie to me.
I don't like that.
You're about to be cheating.
What are you doing at all?
What?
I got you.
I don't know.
I missed a lot of shots just now.
So what color is your favorite color?
Favorite color blue.
Oh, yeah, she got fast edits, bro.
Is it because of that simple in it?
No, I'm not on some blood.
It's just me.
Oh, it's just you.
Yeah, just like that.
Jack Jack Jack, I'm on 50, hey boy.
What, you have a Mexico City?
No, I don't.
I don't control it.
So what's going on with you and Rod on Lume?
Oh shoot, oh shoot, I got T.M, I got T.M.
Lobies?
100?
Lobies?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
180?
Getting lobbied, getting lobbied.
I'm getting lobbied!
No, yeah.
Lobies?
Lobies?
Lobies?
Lobies?
No, yeah.
I just lost to you, bro, I think it's possible, I've been going to gym way too much, bro.
Oh Jeff, what a bean you were already brother.
Yes?
You uh...
I'm just getting work up, I was trying to adapt myself.
Yeah, type type.
Hundred?
Quiet it up?
Okay.
Hundred what?
Yeah, that was...
You're actually...
It's okay, you're not that bad.
I thought you were bad.
Last time I played with you, you were trash.
You're gonna get that, Jeffreeze.
Wait, what's this above your head?
Probably my hoe.
Okay, look here.
Hunter, hold on, hold on.
Oh my God, oh my God, don't be getting boxed like that.
Don't be getting boxed like that.
Watered up?
Come here, Elena, come here.
Don't get in the way.
Just drop it, hold on.
Watered, wait.
Oh shoot.
No, no, no, Jeffery.
I missed some of them
No I just got hit by an ammo jack for you
Alright, you lost
Double, double, double
You wanna double?
Wait, what are we playing for? What are you playing for?
Double, double
What are we playing for?
Uh, we're playing for, uh, I don't know
Alright, first to 10
First to 10
First to 10
Okay, kill
And if I win
If I get to five before you get to ten, you owe me a set.
Hold up.
But you're not going to get it.
It's a little better than you.
Hundred.
Hundred.
Hundred.
Hundred.
A box.
Go home.
Go fucking caged.
Sixty-seven.
Sixty-seven.
Sixty-seven.
Box.
Box.
Going up.
Going up.
Like a monkey.
Box like a monkey.
If he doesn't even know where I am.
No, I just blinked.
You're fucking...
Bad head.
What?
Definitely can't get up.
Okay, get up.
He doesn't know what to do it.
He doesn't know what to do.
It's a little piece too strong.
Oh.
Oh.
That doesn't work on me, Jeffrey.
I'm above you.
I see you, forky.
Oh.
Hot in it up.
Oh no, no, no, no.
One oh, one oh, are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
No, I'm not nervous, are you nervous?
Oh, I'm nervous.
Thank you. I learned it from watching your streams.
Stop the cat, bro.
Wait, someone in my chest said, Raw Dog Moon.
Raw Dog Moon don't know you, bro.
Wait, are you in Raw Dog Moon like a thing or like, what is that?
We're good friends.
Oh, friends.
Yeah?
That's tough, bro. You got friends.
You're gonna lose. I'm a good emotion testing.
You're sitting in a box yeah nervous come on let's go let's see what's up
I pull a box myself as a fence mechanism come on Bertha let your business
Bro's raising up his sister Chashi not my sister oh I'm not lying if you're
actually want to put it you're fast yeah you're actually faster than how
How long have you been playing with it on?
There were four months.
But I can't believe I had to play normal though.
I can forget all the muscle memory and stuff.
Yeah.
It's hard.
So you're like, reined at me.
Aw, you almost got me.
What score?
7-3.
I just need two more.
I'm not getting it.
What about it in here?
Come?
Come?
Come?
Box?
Box?
What?
Is that your box buddy?
That's my box!
Oh wow!
I showed it myself down there!
Oh no, Oliver.
Oliver and Julie.
No, Oliver.
Oh, Jesus.
Lena!
Oh my!
Look at you!
You're a monkey!
Oh!
Oh!
It's you, it's you!
Oh!
Oh!
That shit was a hit!
Lock in!
Yo!
That shit was dog shit by the way!
Yo! This guy be cyber-blowing bro!
This ain't no cyber-blowing!
Yeah, cool guy bro!
I'm gonna be... I'm gonna be...
Give me that wall back!
No, give me that wall back!
How about get away from me? Huh?
Hunter, watch your back! You don't want these back shots!
I don't want...
What's happening? No, no, no!
Wait, I don't play late! Hold on, I'm playing the phone!
Black I'll be back. Why are you playing against your sister?
Chat was that weird for me to say giving her back shots. I meant like shooting her in the back
You know, bro, you're just 39 bro
You have to get this one before I get to five
That's just not fair
before I get to six all right bro so you owe me you owe me two southern or one
sub
all right my my my but I'm better than you 100 going up watch your side don't
I want you to get nervous now!
I'm coming up again!
Don't get nervous Oliver!
Hunter!
And you're dead!
And you're dead!
You know, you're a chopped!
Don't you?
Watch the backshots, okay?
I'm gonna give you some backshots here.
Yo, you're moving bro!
I know that is crazy
You're doing
Dude, what are we doing bro? No
Come help you
I'm going to walk. Oh no. No, I'm scared of Lena bro. That is bad. That is bad bro.
What are you doing? You're sitting in a box. I'm sitting in a box. I'm sitting in a box.
Lena, I'm coming up. He's down off.
Oh no!
Oh!
No!
God, I've been playing fucking zero-game
I've been playing fucking zero-game
I've been playing fucking zero-game
Bro, I'm not going to play this in this stab, you're bullying, bro.
Why?
Oh, I'm in!
But it doesn't matter!
I'm better! I'm smarter!
Oh my god, if we play on the east side, I would have whooped your ass.
I'll whoop your ass.
It doesn't matter what hang I am.
I'm smart
Oh my goodness
What are you doing bro?
Leena lock in
Come on
Oh, it's my time.
Um, I don't know.
Oh, what's the score?
Oh, yep. OK.
Wait, hold on. I got a meter. I got it. OK.
Tell you what.
Chai, did I make her laugh, Chai?
Chai, did I make her laugh?
You guys know what that means, Chai.
If you make a girl laugh, right?
Now it's my...
Do you think I'm a good singer?
Now it's my time.
now is my time that's my song yo yo yo going off
hey yummy bad girl what oh shoot all right you lost bro give me that two
subs you let's do that it's versus six me and wait you it's what what's 15 for
look up how much you have how much you have I have four you have 15 oh you're
scaring me all right let's go come on come on come on let's go
scammer hundred doesn't matter it doesn't matter I'm better I'm better I'm
better it doesn't matter come on scammer come over here
scammer I'm the best one if I ever touch the game you want to stay me
factually I will do it oh no you boss me you boss me we know you boss me and
on me I don't mean I don't want to oh no
Lord
where are you I'm gonna scare you I'm gonna eat you now is my time oh you
You thought I was gonna do a same thing but yeah.
Yeah, I think you're gonna say that.
Yeah, watch out for the back side.
Okay.
Oh, shoot.
Oh.
That added, that added. See, some boys is not that good.
Oh, shoot.
That way this is...
No, you're so good!
What?
I'm gonna lose to you, no, Oliver.
Can't lose to Lena, bruh.
I'm not losing I'm better than you. Come on.
Oh, coming up.
I'm going up, I'm going up. I'm gonna hide, I'm gonna hide. Can you get to me or not?
Get to me, get to me.
What if I'm...
Wait, no, get to me, get to me.
What if I'm...
Actually, I'm better.
Come on.
Actually you're better than me.
They're the same thing, buddy.
Oh, you're on high... I'm gonna give you a back shot!
28, right there, you like that back shot?
I'm not getting up. I'm gonna give you a back shot. You're gonna get one hundred backshots backshot right there
I'm coming up edit 200 say Lena pissed on pissed on
Oh my god, you almost instilled me right there. I could have been bad
I'm on the wall. Oh, look at you trying to bait me in stuff
Look, Jock, you're out!
I'm low!
Come on, Lena. Come, peace me.
Look, Jock, three.
Come, peace me.
Now is my time.
Come!
Fuck!
Oh, my... Oh, my...
Uh...
Oh! Oh my god! Over!
Out of there!
Two more rounds. You gotta get one more. Are you nervous?
Are you nervous or no? I think you're nervous, girl.
Yeah you are! Yeah you are!
One more in here.
One more of you!
I'm nervous! You're nervous!
What are you gonna do?
I hear a little Jeffrey trailing me.
Yo, what the-?!
Yo, what is this girl's piece?!
who taught this girl this crap these girls actually moving what it's yo yo yo oh
my god oh my god I'm by loose no way I'm by the loose of this girl there's no
way
I need these two gifted I need this
Now is my time now is my time
I'm sorry Jeff, sorry you had to end that way.
Don't forget who you're fighting, you're fighting Big Papa.
Right?
Shit ain't sweet.
Chad lost.
Yeah you did.
I lost, Chad.
Chad lost, bro.
I lost, bro.
Can we get 50 gifts, then?
Can we get 50 gifts, then, Chad?
No, no, no you're trash talking to give you give me 50 it's bad
Jump you're actually crazy though. You're not better. I thought you were
Don't say that
I was I am saying that no trash
You may not beat me bro was fixing to five bro
No, alright alright, so let me help you.
Someone give me a sticky gift to chat.
Chat, give me a sticky gift to chat.
Alright, we'll do one by the one.
I gotta play Scrims 2.
Oh no, Scrims are down, Geoffrey Chong.
You gotta go?
I got a go.
You gotta go? Who's your duo?
I gotta go. Bozone.
The goat, the one that quad land.
Okay. Have a good time.
Geoffrey, you have so much to do. We should play again. This is fun.
All right. Yeah, we should play again.
Right, Chad, I know it's long enough. You just had so much fun.
I've never heard Chad energetic in your life.
I had a lot of fun, bro.
Yeah, bro, I know, bro.
I'll go play my game.
I'll go play my game. I'll keep a tag.
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
All right, bye, bro.
So...
No!
I just lost to a girl, bro!
Chad just lost to a girl!
Oh my god!
If you risked it bro, I don't want her bro!
I'm not interested bro!
I'm not interested bro!
I love to a girl bro!
I'm not interested.
Chat bro, I don't want her bro!
That's all of her bro!
Can we get 50 yeses bro?
Yo, yo, I respect women, bro. Is there any girls in the chat? I'll call you mommy if you give me 50 gifted
If there's any girls that are rich in the chat and can give 50 gifted I Asian devil personally call you mommy I
Am girl. Are you actually?
That sad con. Are you actually a girl?
Well, you're giving her a back shot. Well, I was giving her back shots of everything, bro
And she's still meeting you, bro
Yes, can I get 50 get that please
Jack can I get 50 get then?
Me let me drink some of extra lights real quick with my chug dog
Yeah, with my chug dog
If you barf right now
Give me 50 gifted! Give me 50 gifted right now!
Chow call your daddy if you give me 50 gifted.
Mm-hmm. What am I at it's up?
Don't get scammed. Credit card's alive?
Yo, come on bro. Don't do that to me bro.
Alright Chapp, we have two hours. That did not speed up a lot of time.
Nah, I thought about it.
What's the next segment chat next segment is to mark my chat
My chest is hurting.
Shai Shila.
Shila. I got Jeff TKO
round 3 against Jason. What does that mean?
What does TKO mean? That's wrestling bro.
We're not gonna wrestle people with chat.
Come on man. We're gonna do boxing.
Flashing is a different sport.
You feel me?
Yes sir Lance!
Yes sir Ski!
Lance bro! We're gonna have to do it bro!
Tomorrow man!
Alright boys!
You look like Tracer from Overwatch.
Listen bro.
I need to make some food, okay?
Let me see what I need to make.
Chat, let me see what I need to make.
I'm gonna make a collar quick.
I just need my knife.
you
You
Yo chat, I just got off the call of President Donald Trump.
He's uh, he's drafting us all.
He said that I gotta go to war tomorrow.
W fake call, or uh, Mike Jeff, you know Mike better now, Jeff can you gamble already?
that. This is a good take off.
Why am I lowkey small bro? I need to lock in. I need to get big bro. I need to get big.
big big but with the ER then big er no someone's gonna AI that just do that
all right I gotta make food bro
Oh
Joseph Shin X chef you guys know Joseph's on steroids, right?
Do you guys think Joseph's natural or no
I need stop biting my nails, bro
yo tell me why going this day and shorty talking about oh my god look at your car
you a bum I pepsin bar all right I gotta make some food trap I'm so tired bro I need
I mean I like dude the streaming bro the streaming stuff is no joke, bro
It's like it's a lot of mental energy man. It's a lot of mental energy
It's not a mental energy
Shash I'm on the streamer
I'm not a model this fucking camera look at this copy this link and join copy the code
I'm not a model this kid Jack go bro come on this J kids Eddie Zilvin said he wants to
me Jeff said he wants to mog me no one's joining brought everyone's scared
about everyone is scared of me it says connecting no it says waiting for a
I'm joining someone join
I want to mug someone bro. Say cold
Chama mama skin big stream bro. No, I'm about a month. Let's catch up
Yeah.
Doot doot doot doot.
It's my big cock.
It's time.
Let's do 10 gifted!
No, no, no, I need to take out my headphones and then count.
Bro, you average 100k viewers! Let's throw 10 gifted on the line!
Bro, it's not gonna change, bro.
What do you mean?
Why are you trying to just redo it?
Okay, let's do 10 gifted, 10 gifted.
Your glasses are private.
What?
What?
Hey, Chad, you guys can't see?
Bro, I was not streaming the whole time.
All right, redo 10 gifted, okay?
Let's go.
Okay, okay, all right, let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
Rematch, rematch.
You have to hit except on the bottom right where I can't see
Start new man. Why is he laughing start a new match? All right. I'm gonna lock him
It's like taking that was like taking candy from a baby
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, stop!
Stop!
Hey, you just got mugged.
No!
Alright, I'll send you a 10 gift, alright?
I got you, bro.
You're not gonna send 10 gift in re-
Oh my god, chair, am I that ugly?
Oh, am I that ugly, bro?
You got type one type no don't type one view bots type one if I'm ugly bro maybe I need
some chapstick bro
Maybe I need some chapstick, bro.
Type one if I'm ugly, chat.
I just got mobs, bro.
Dude, I do need some chapstick with that.
Oh my god.
I am a beautiful petain, man.
I am a beautiful petain, man.
That would you guys let me crack?
Wait why did I just ask that?
It's just because someone in chat said I would let you crack.
Thank you yes man I appreciate it bro.
that positive self-reinforcement man. Thank you bro.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Alright I gotta make some food chat. I'm gonna switch
over to IRL. Skinning late. I need to make dinner. Chat we need to make dinner. We need
to make dinner.
Possible, and this is not to, like,
dismiss the war going over there,
but I bet you there's some Romeo, Juliet shit going on
in Israel.
Dude, my lips are so dark.
Yo, what was that?
That was an old clip.
Okay, I need to put some aqua for my lips.
Where are those glasses for, Bill?
They're for, um...
Therefore, uh, guys, my lips are only dry because I'm on an aqua-team room.
You guys would not make fun of my lips if I was on an aqua-team room.
Can I have that good?
Too much.
What do you mean?
What do you mean too much?
Too much!
I'm back!
Where are you?
I was gonna eat more water.
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I also need to drink more water, bro.
This is how much water I need to drink a day,
and I might this one.
All right.
I'm gonna drink some water.
Yeah, Peter, I moved to the house three months ago.
How did you know?
How did you know, my boy?
Jeff, show me how to do it.
Hold up, Chad.
I just gotta make some food.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Yeah, I just gotta make some food real quick.
Ground beef.
150 grams.
What are we taking?
What are we taking? What are we cooking about?
You're about to find out, boys.
I know what you come back.
I know what you're talking about.
I'm nothing.
I'm nothing, Jack.
I literally am nothing now.
This is what I have.
I'm losing so much weight, bro.
You've been working out, bro?
Bro, I've been losing so much weight.
Why are you sad, Fibro?
Because I'm a bad boy.
Stop.
Not bad, guys.
I'll just leave you guys alone.
You guys wanna see my dinner?
You guys want to see my dinner?
You guys want to see my dinner shot?
This is my dinner.
Ready?
Mind you, you need 150 grams.
You should do the job.
So I'm out of baby carrots, I'm out of beef, I'm out of chicken, they fricked me, I'm just out of acting man.
Okay, ready?
Oh, that's my dinner, bro.
Jeff, when are you getting tattoos, bro?
It's not happening, guys.
We don't get tattoos.
We write down that I'm out of, um,
carrots.
So, things I need to buy out, raw oats,
carrots.
I'm out of carrots now.
No, man! I'm out of carrots! I'm out of carrots!
Chad, bro, this guy's got me starving, bro.
I don't know, I don't know if we're going to even have a shake or not. I'm going to get some water.
One, two, three, four.
You can have my nub stand in from the chair.
Now you're good, man. Now you're good just letting you know we can switch up carrots soon.
My fridge is so empty, lol.
Okay, y'all think I'm big for eating nothing or no?
Wait till I hop on the hook.
Wait till I hop on the hook.
Then you guys are triplets.
I'm going to have more energy.
I'm going to have more muscle.
And I'm going to look open.
Right now, I'm trash.
better girl but this is a box with the deep right now bro
Oh, it's good. My name is Jason. It's awesome.
You know the roids, bro?
Alright, I'm gonna take off my...
I'm gonna take off my shirt.
Let me know about how many back-acky.
Back-acky, okay?
Stop doing the same combos.
Switch it up.
You guys see if I have any back-acky from the...
from the steroids?
You see me back at me, Jack? Come on, stay with me, brother.
No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
You know, I'm starving, brother. It's water, no, girl.
I think he's not going to fill me up again.
No, it's got to be... No, I'm kidding.
All right. So now, Jack, what do I need?
So we've got the beef, right?
There's a reason why I waited to microwave it, Jack.
Because now...
I just want some carrots.
Where's someone?
And then we need a hundred neurons of kerosene.
All right.
That's my dinner chat.
Love to see it.
I love eating nothing.
Love it.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Why are they dirty dog?
Who are they like you got Mother's?
Eat some McDonald's.
You want to lose a fight?
You're a Chinese dog.
You all want to lose a fight to Jason?
Then I'll eat some McDonald's.
Y'all want me to get chops and I'll eat some McDonald's all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna get an extra snack
Boom water
Watermelon.
Final Neil Chappell.
Cucumber.
Beef.
And carrots.
Watermelon.
Yum yum yum yum.
Nine.
Did you hear the snake?
Yeah, it's just dark.
Yo, did the aquifer help my lips?
Yo, Chad, did the aquifer help my lips or no?
Yes, a lot.
Jeff, I want you in me.
He just watched it really fast.
Wait, and then he's just back?
And then he's just back?
Yo, this guy just caught from me now.
Oh
Fuck you, bro, I'm down a stat pad
What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that power means that?
No, I need to get the scale off my feet. How do you move someone is annoying
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Because Jeff is hangbound?
What is that? What does stat pack mean?
Hands off Jeff!
Is this bait? Is this bait?
Oh!
No no no no!
It's bait bro.
It's bait bro.
It means he's only fighting you to increase his win record.
Fuck you bro, I'm down a stat pack.
What stat pack?
I don't get what that means, stat pack?
I went golfing.
Is that Jinxie?
Oh shit.
What am I seeing on my timeline?
Bro!
What is this Twitter shit bro?
Oh my god bro.
Too many people here.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy type shit.
Happy, type shit, happy for him bro.
Tom, what are you saying?
She had boxing like a fish.
I
What do I do?
Smile most and what's that pigment, bro?
They all ain't telling you what a stat pack means.
free win. He's not beating me up. Josh I'm really just trying to rob the XB
League community bro. Guys I can't stop chewing on a Q-Con burger bro.
What do you want me to do swallow it?
You guys want me to swallow the cucumber?
How do you make warm on you put a seed in the in a farm
What airline do you fly?
I mean, it's careful fighting you, you're gonna have to, but uh, it's gonna take the average
turn in a way because I'm gonna be able to ban people that are actually on the problem.
The airline, do you fly?
Um, I think I'm going to book airlines, what's the sign, American?
American Airlines is good.
Do you have, do you ever burn out from streaming for it?
Like crappy airlines, baggage who's cost so much
and like so many of these people.
Can you come to my house and chew my cucumber?
Can you come to my house and chew my cucumber?
No I do.
It happens, I feel like it's pretty normal.
I get everyone to chew it.
Go shooting, go search, people!
I
Freaking moron get out of my job
Chat
Jadina one degree bro, please give up
Chat bro, I'm not lying. I got an instrument now. I'm
today's just one of those days bro it's like no good content to do there's
nothing to do okay there's nothing to do bro why is streaming so boring go
Jim Schreim? No, I think I bought this at 9.30.
Okay, I think I bought this at 9.30.
Yo, you wanna make that chick toss or not?
Yo, Ron!
Oh that first hit that all of the other players did, but that's your first hit man, and you're in my sixth set man, I'll go.
Yo, can I make that big talk?
Can I make that big talk?
You got it?
Wait, Ron's hiring up?
Fun stuff.
You're gonna kill it?
Wait, you got water?
No way Ron's doing drugs.
You still swear if you're a Christian.
See that's a hard question that I can't answer for you because obviously I don't know the
religion like that that much right now but I try not to swear.
So lately, these past few days, I've been swearing a lot and, yeah.
Jeff, you still fighting Jason and Wayne?
Yup.
16oz gloves.
No headgear.
June 6th, bro.
I stream live on Twitch on the Asian Jeff channel or Jason and Wayne channel or whoever
is watching the fights and a lot of people watching it.
So yeah, I'm gonna knock this guy out right here.
I actually have his face printed on the wall right here and I imagine myself just
knock him out with that punch
you know what I'm saying Jeff?
you know what I'm saying brothers? you know what I'm saying?
Jeff please win bro, it's not even a doubt bro
you got a walkout song bro? I think I'm gonna do this one
I think I'm gonna do this one
What do you guys think about this sub-walkout song?
Guys, give me a sub-walkout song.
Let me listen to some songs.
But why am I saying any of these is back?
It's not bad, bro.
Stone Cold Entrance.
I know it's on chat I know it's on chat
This is a lot, this is a lot, this is a lot of good stuff.
Oh! Now I got him!
But you got a young man, a mad man, Charting in the street, you got a talent on the walls of the night
You got blood on your face, big disgrace, Waving your banner all over the place
We didn't want to be a world rocket
Sing it out!
We will, we will rock you!
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man,
You can move your eyes, gonna make you zombie someday!
You got mud on your face, big disgrace!
Somebody better put your bag into your face!
We will, we will rock you!
Sing it out!
We will, we will rock you!
Chad, I don't know bro. I don't know bro. What's a good rock-out song bro? Or a good
walkout song? This could be an option. This could be an option for sure.
We will rock you. Slow mo gangie. Yo Chad, stop talking about my viewers and talk about
What's this walk-out song bro?
Top is Michael. What's the top is Michael Jackson's on?
Super Ido
Man in the mirror
Bro, that's too chill bro. I need like a
Wait, I think I have a I think I have a life song on YouTube
Where's the chat?
We will we will rock you I
Think I have a like song on YouTube somewhere. It's um
It's somewhere right according to my calculations, I believe it is right
Here
This song is underrated, Chet.
What do you guys think about this song?
Do you guys like it?
i'm gonna get you, you got it
so you're gonna get some more
i'm just gonna
get some more
so you're gonna get some more
guys i want a od song bro
smooth cradle, no there's a nirvana one
what's the toughest nirvana song
i'm gonna walk out
of this one
that's great guys
just kidding
i don't know
they were the get-go
Get the talent sub, bro. I appreciate you, man.
Play Metacolalia?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Rip your bro your chest stop recording me bro
If we being robot you bro that one's so tough though
We're just texting me.
My phone out.
Chai, this one's like too- I- I've been listening to this, like, too much, bro.
There's a lot of options.
Yo, I think I'm gonna go buy this thing at 9.30.
Yeah, send me a list bro, send me a list bro, send me a list bro, I'm down to go after
that if you want.
I'm down to go after that, you can come if you want too.
Isn't stuff to eat bro. Why would I stop the song that has less subs in me wait? How many subs I have oh?
Wow, maybe have the same subscriber chat is that word no
Yo, why is my video doing so bad?
Crash that be worried by you
I see you when I'm black, fuckin' on the side of y'all, fuckin' through your back
This song is too violent, bro
I think she's like in the movie or something
Always posting in the highlights, every year
How to pretend by Lucy
I was discussing chat bro, please bro. Give me a good walkout song, bro
No introduction central C no introduction central C
I
Need like a generational like I need like a song chat that like that like hits you you know i'm saying
I think we just have to walk out some
Mognum music bro. Yeah I think we just
have to walk out to some sometimes like
this type of song right here. Like I'm
just gonna walk out to the ring bro
like this.
What do you guys think bro?
The bands
No people were thinking in tiktok. Yeah, it's just shot through
You money so big I
Know what we got to do chat
This one's crammed bro.
I know what we gotta do.
Are you guys ready?
Wait, I lost my train of thought.
I forgot, sir.
Alright boys, I gotta enter into 30 minutes and go to Bible study.
Bible study.
All right chat next year my dear I'm gonna do Omago are you guys ready
I
Was gonna get banned no cuz twitch allows it
Trash I take off my glasses, bro. How am I losing these lobbies, bro? I
Just gotta have confidence
What's up with your hands, bro?
I
Dude, how are these kids beating me?
it doesn't make any sense I took off my glasses I took off my headset I'm just
selling man that's tough moving too much bro so y'all think I'm moving too much
so y'all think I'm moving too much
Thank you.
I'm not a crash out. I'm not a crash out bro. How am I losing to these kids? Dude,
Is this a lighting chat? Y'all think it's a lighting bro?
This app is not man. They're so chopped.
Move back a bit.
I'm gonna move back a bit.
fuck bro, you're so sick of this shit
that's five rounds man I give up check I think I'm just child throw I mean I just
gotta accept it bro
Never give him never what never back down
Try to give up my plane
I'm sorry for the short stream, um, I wasn't even gonna go live, but I was like, fuck you, I'm sorry for the short stream, yeah.
No, no, I'm going by the same 30-minute shot. Are you guys mad at me or no?
No, it's fine. I'm not even mad because you're doing it
My bad guys sorry to my um
How many viewers are sorry to my 88 80 thousand viewers bro. I have to go about the same 30-minute shot
I'm I apologize. Yes
I'm sorry guys
This human listening with poop, thank you. Yes, man. I appreciate it
I got to do it!
Can you guys hear me eating my watermelon chair or not?
I
Yes ASMR
Hey, you guys hear me eating my beef, but why switch so boring right now, bro
Like there's no one good to watch
Who's the most who's the most viewed streamer in the world right now chat?
oh it's me it's me I'm the most huge shimmer in the world right now
wow this is a honor chat
me so dead out
I'm him
Barrels
Well, we don't let him look so boring about
League of Legends is so boring.
I can't end! You got this!
Hey, hit the turrets! Hit the turrets!
So the reason why you can't end? No! Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
So you see the little people with the timers above your minimap?
That's all the enemy team respawning.
But if the respawning makes it kind of hit,
which means you can't end!
Roblox,
Minecraft,
and four night
those are my top three games chat
la la la la la la la la la la la la la
wait i'm so confused what happened
what's going on with miss kip chat
So much drama in this world bro.
They don't want my body like that.
Please do more on my go bro.
Has a guy ever shown his penis on a model?
To a streamer?
Guys I gotta go to Bobba's study in like,
in like,
20.
How do I style my hair?
Are you kidding me?
Why are you being so annoying bro? I'm following you on Twitter because you're just posting so much about me like bro
You're like posting Jason. Watch me be like bro. You're not him bro delete that tweet, bro
Like nobody cares. This is why people hate on you because you're just so annoying on Twitter
Look at this bro
Shadow agent fbox me got a one-on-record like you already posted this you don't got a fucking post more about me
You fall bro, I don't want to see that on my timeline. You're being annoying. You're dragging it
You're dragging bro. I'll gladly fight you again, bro. Pull up the Dallas. Say what's up?
I'm different now
Fight me again. Let's go. Come on. Let's fight again. Come on
You heard him twitch admins make the boss go
Yo hop on red a you need to lose weight wait, that's rude dude. I just know my chug jug everywhere
My job is supposed like what
You should be on the opposite of what brother does to you, bro.
You should be on, like, some fucking...
Go ahead.
Get some formers.
I'm full, bro.
I'm full, bro.
I'm full, bro.
My brother back.
Please follow me back.
Yo, why is Fawcabot...
Fawcabot's bang everybody, bro.
Yo is my chat that hard or tight?
Hold up, I need to time out these kids.
Um...
Uh...
Excuse me.
I'll follow you back bro.
But you gotta stop being annoying about me.
Seriously.
You're dragging the...
You're dragging the Asian Jeff clip bro.
Hup!
Like you're dragging it too hard gang.
Like...
Like I'm gonna maug you now bro.
And I'm about a mug again.
The morning because the ocean's right here, it's all fog.
Yeah, I know, we saw it when we came in to take a nap.
Alright, so we're at the new house. I'm about to see the ureth now.
It's been about 10 days.
Oh, this came out of here.
It breaks the black.
This is mad purple.
Yeah, look when you step up wrong. Go ahead, bro.
head, bro. Look at how if you open the doors too. Look! Even the door jams are purple.
Yo, it's purple!
Chat, I want to get a year's, bro. Can someone give me 5,000 million gifted?
Can someone- how much do I need to- what do I need to do to get a year's, chat?
What do I need to do?
Uh, average, like, Irvine Asian dad.
It's actually insane how we got, like, a brand new crib. And it's already, like, GTA, man.
GTA man, this is nuts. That's crazy. You made core
Bought six seven seven point for duty. I got you to give yo is there any rich millionaires in here that want to give me a
Lamborghini Urus from
One Jeff I believe me you will get it
Let me know what y'all think about the crib
I mean we have a crazy collection if you I want to see a car collection, but this is just so fucking nice
I'm actually so glad how this came out
It looks exactly like lamborghini pacif a
Shut your ass up anyways, we're gonna go check it out at night. I'm gonna go see what it is
Get it looks so pink right now. They got a garage
But you kind of can look how like about this, but it just man life is good
But I want to know what history me said or something like
Because yeah, I want to live life a little bit too, bro. I literally just wake up train
train train sleep I want to live life man
51 months for 51 months 151 landstribe I remember getting yours right on how much
down payment do I need to put her subbed for 51 months and 50 what's the
interest rate on that John bro now I'm showing I'm not gonna buy a car we got
to get in the green purse bro no I'll never spend that much on the car unless
I have like unless I have a lot a lot a lot a lot of money
I want to be honest with you, the fries emote, that ass, what are you sending me?
Bro, I don't give a fuck about this.
Congratulations on your new album.
Oh no.
250k for yours bro?
I'd rather buy a house bro.
It's not worth it bro.
What is a card like what am I I'm gonna have fun for a week bro, and then I'm gonna get bored of it
And it's like once you buy the card doesn't like be appreciate real
Like I want to get to the point where I can borrow for myself. I don't want to care once I can borrow myself, bro
I'll buy a car you can sleep in your car. You can't drive your house
bro what that's gotta be no that's too troll okay how about this one you can
grow value in your house you can grow value in your car it's just liability
yeah I'm never really like bro I have a Tesla bro and every day like something
I mean it's just like bro I was like I had fun with my car when I first got
it for 50,000 but then after a week I got bored of it or after like probably a
month I got bored of it
Let's go Sam W's
Boys I'm gonna get I'm in my stream. I'm gonna go to
this up.
oh my god I'm hungry oh then you are not close bro yeah what kind of sauce is
there yo I'm so hungry
Jeff, make us some?
I don't know how to make sushi, bro.
Bro, just order door-dash cause you rich, my boy.
Can't.
I'm not rich.
Can't send money right now.
Guess what?
I already went over my budget.
Yeah, this guy knows how to cook, bro.
Yo, this guy knows how to cook, bro.
Oh!
Ahhhhh!
Ah!
Ah!
Not going to the stress that you eat food on chain for viewers.
I might have to become a frickin...
Yo I need some macarons right now.
Yo chat need some macarons right now bro.
Yo!
How much calories is that?
Can't you have a mashaboba?
How are they all so skinny after this?
This should be some shuds bro.
Do I want some mac?
Chad where can I get macaroni?
Macaron.
Yo can't wait for the ASMR training bro.
Hey bro when I hop on my bulk journey bro, I'm gonna do ASMR for you guys okay?
After my fight.
I'm gonna bulk.
let me know what you think in the comments down below
Lalalalalalalalala
Yo AsianJap, why is the chat so fast right now?
You have 80,000 viewers?
I know bro, today's stream has been crazy bro.
Chat today's stream has been crazy yo.
You know what I'm saying?
Hold on a game.
Where am I?
Dad, I'm from New York.
Let me get a big and egg and cheese here.
Hey what's good guys we are here in Oklahoma at OU and we're playing Fortnite's new game
mode, Fortnite's arena.
We're going to be going head to head with people at Texas A&M, we have big players
here.
There's D-Mode.
Oh my gosh.
I think you were really cute and then you came up with the idea of playing Fortnite
And then you came close and you really really I mean it sucks
Yeah, you can introduce yourself now guys my name is Jeffrey you guys 20 years old
I don't like my fail chat. Y'all don't think this fits Tug?
I was also gonna say it's the Crocs for me.
You don't like the Crocs? I feel like you're Tug, no?
Not you.
Why'd you pop your balloon?
20 years old.
How old are you?
22.
Oh, you're too young.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, 22 and 20 is not even that bad.
Like, this JIT is tripping, bro.
I mean, that's fair, you know.
It's all good.
Why'd you pop your balloon?
Since he's 20.
You rich, bro?
I'm not interested, bro.
You know what you're right.
He's a bit too young for me
Everybody just saying I'm too young bro like that's a good thing bro. They chat being young is good, bro
Is it not?
For me it was like that young young hype
Hey, I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
It's our next contestant.
I'm not gonna, I know my self-worth.
These girls, you know, they're just for content.
I think the right girls can come to you regardless.
I just wanna do it for the love of the game.
I'm not really, I mean, it sucks, but it's whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Gotta just keep grinding it.
Were you surprised that they all popped the balloons so fast?
Oh yeah, I was pretty surprised.
Can you just point out about that?
You think you've committed longer?
I wanted a clip or more,
but I didn't think they were gonna pop the balloons.
It's tough, bro.
I'm not interested, I'm not interested chat.
When do I come in again?
Did they not put it in the video?
Yo, they didn't put it in the video?
L Dignitas bro
L editors bro
They didn't put me in the beginning of the video
These girls are every girl I'm not gonna lie. No, there's a lot of different girls out there, bro
Those all those girls are like only fan girls
It was all for content. It's not like anything serious
Jim check on bro hold up I gotta see this or good I gotta watch this check
Who's texting me now?
Dude, I didn't know that's how you make eggs, bro.
As Bloomy had an average 800 viewers of her boss, bro, you just gotta keep shirming.
Damn, that steak looks so good.
Yo, how are you eating, Jeff?
I'm hitting brother.
That steak looks so good chat.
I want some steak in my mouth right now bro.
I want it in my mouth right now bro.
Oh he burnt the eggs no man.
Chat how do you make it so the eggs don't stick on the pan like that?
I burnt the eggs way too hard, bro.
Get a non-stick pan.
Bro, are you moving non-stick pan, bro?
It's impossible.
I could learn a thing or two from this.
I'm so hungry right now Chad.
I'm sorry guys.
Spray the pan.
That's too much oil bro.
Add a good amount of oil to the eggs.
Oh my.
looks like a bond me you know you know you got to be an NPC your eggs stick to
the pan now my eggs don't stick to the pan they flip good bro but sometimes we're
like the edges like they stay on it you know I mean yo you know what I want to
see right now I want to see some dogs
This is my life is good, bro. I miss my doggy
After this fight chat, that's one of my rewards. I get to go home with family and get to touch my dog
And get to touch my little dog
I want to touch it. I want to touch it right now. I
Have a golden doodle bro, but I heard golden doodles are sold. Look at look at look at my dogs at one year ago
That's for no
Like six look at this arena chat
So chat we just picked out a dog sugar
I'm gonna choke your dick. Why did I just read that?
Yeah, why did I just read that?
Dude they do not like each other as soon as they shit.
She's so big now bro!
Bro she's so big now bro.
She's so fat and big now.
I think someone ate the dog.
Why did I just read that?
I did not read that.
Chai y'all think I had a glow up or no?
That sugar bro. Yes, bro, my my golden retriever
Like one month later
Look how child is so miserable, bro. I was waking up at 7 a.m. Every day, bro. Just to feed this dog, bro
Thought my life was over, bro. I
I was overthinking it too. Look at this. I was full-tracking when she pees poops everything
Bro, I didn't want to mess up because it's a little doggy, bro
And I realized bro. It's a freaking dog, bro. You give it three
I realize you feed it three times a day. It's not gonna die
You know, but now now my dog is so good at like my now chat my dog is like good at like peeing when they're holding in this pee
Sugar hurry up and look. She's gonna poop inside
Sugar why aren't you moving bro? Oh my goodness
That's my dog shit up that's my dog shit up
That's my dog shit up
Boys, I'm gonna aim my stream, bro. I'm gonna get ready for this freaking
I'm doing a Babo study.
Sorry about the late stream or the, what's it called, the short stream today channel.
Today was only five hours. I used to do like six or seven or eight sometimes.
But yeah, man, I'm also going to go train tonight.
I need to go hit legs tonight and abs.
And then I need to, I want to move my body because I only got four.
Guess how many steps I got today?
I got 5,000 steps excluding my boxing because I took off my Apple watch.
So I probably got like six or seven thousand subs today
Maybe like eight thousand
But we're gonna get more steps tonight man, but first can you check X bro? Yeah, bro. I got you bro not 9 p.m.
Yeah, bro. I got you bro
Yo Jeff I'm 15
Do I have a good physique? Yeah, that's actually a solid physique, bro
You got you got develop your chest more bro
Your biases got to get bigger the triceps have to get bigger
The shoulders have to get bigger the forearms got to get bigger and that's about it
But you got a pretty solid build bro. You just got to just keep working out. It's gonna take time
you know I'm saying and
Don't stop because being 15 and that being 15 years old
With that physique is good. Like that's actually really good
But yeah, I'm a hop-off man
They'll be freaking stream boys
You gotta wait till 9
That's my dog sure to be a chat I want to end stream this early, but only on Wednesdays. I'm gonna go to Bible study
So yeah
I
I would try to raid someone bro, but we got too many viewers
So, uh, oh, I just looked at my viewer account. We're losing half of our viewers
Let's just watch it. Let's just watch it go downhill man. Let's just watch it go downhill
We got we got 49,000 viewers chat
You get raid right now, bro
Let's raid
Who should we raid chat?
Should we raid Bizzle bro? Raid all of them.
You know what? I think I'm just gonna end my stream bro.
Chat, I think I'm just gonna end my stream bro.
I thought viewbotting was over bro. I thought so too bro.
but what can we do about it there's nothing we can do about it every day
we're no matter what Chad we give you about it we don't give you by that we're
gonna keep sure we're keep being here every day unless one day I just can't
take it anymore and I just lose it but yeah Chad I appreciate you guys say
man six subs and five hours streaming bro that's actually not bad bro thank
you guys bro appreciate the six subs Chad I know we didn't really do much
the stream bro um today was just one of those days where just there's no tournament to carry
the content so yeah man i'm gonna have to figure out a solution like how to like also one update
for you guys i'm gonna be um there's gonna be a new youtube video coming out soon that's in the
works right now it's gonna be chat gbt coaching me and obviously me winning the game and stuff so
but yeah chat it just hit 9 p.m and we're down to 43 000 viewers so i'm just gonna end my stream
before it gets even more worse um watch that william lee video yeah i'm gonna watch that
like right now because i actually have to be there at 930 and it's a 10 minute drive so yeah i'm
gonna do a little bit of don't i'm not gonna do a little bit of doom scrolling i'm gonna like watch
it for a little bit and then i'm gonna like put my dishes in the sink and then i'm probably just
gonna get ready to drive and then i'm gonna go to bible study and then i'm gonna go to the
gym tonight and then i'm probably gonna sleep early chat so all right boys i'm gonna end my stream
Thank you guys for watching today boys, and I'll see y'all later boys, and let's do my outro bro. Peace out guys
Peace out boys. I'll see y'all later. Join the comm. Join the comm. Everybody join the comm
Join the comms. I could react to stuff. Join the comm boys
Peace out. Peace out. Peace out
Wait, this is not an outro song
This is a good after song right here. This is a good after song. Actually, we'll do the other one
Peace out guys peace out guys. I'll see y'all tomorrow big guys
W's
The car needs a little thump
Every black boy needs a little thump
YAS!
If you put it down, I'mma pick it up
Can't you see, it's just me and you
Panoramic view, that's my point of view, babe
All about me, that's the energy
That's the limit, that's the thing
I'm a 10 piece, baby
That's room fully, in a fendal