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⭐ASIANJEFF IS HERE⭐SUPER COOL STREAMER⭐IM GETTING VIEWBOTTED AGAIN⭐ 10/14🏆!newvid !personaltrainer
05-07-2026 · 4h 49m
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I'm not gonna die, don't we?
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After five years I made it
That's it.
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Make this a moment, mods.
I'm making it a moment.
Goodbye, guys.
I'll always look out for you
That's all
This is lowkey massive, poor extra spin chat. This early is amazing bro.
This is so fucking massive.
This is massive!
Oh my god!
Double Wild is crazy dead.
Hunter of the Wild is crazy dead. Boom.
Oh, we're back. I just have to restore my PC
I appreciate you
Yo chat was good
Wait, how do I hear myself? But what is going on my PC today?
Where am I here my
My trip
Oh, is it this quash? Oh, it's this twitch.
Viewbotter is back. Okay, so we have to talk about some stuff, chat. Because I'm very worried today, bro.
I mean, I'm not gonna cry about it, but I want to make sure that you guys are aware of it.
Just like how you I'm aware of it, okay? So...
So I don't know if you guys know, but...
I've been getting Viewbotter lately, chat.
I've been getting view-botted a lot today who was in my tiktok stream chat who
was in my tiktok stream you got cheat on again no bro I did not get cheated on
again I just check the reason I'm live late is because um because I have to go
by groceries if you guys want to see that go to my snapchat X mission work
snapchat but yeah guys I don't think I have a duel today for the evil cuz look
this he's not responding I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to tweet out yo need
duo for eval DME y'all think my chia pudding is done yet or no let's see
what Chad's saying but yeah I also made food bro did you get punched in the
mouth how did you guys know wait is my list busted that was sparring to the
chat and he he had a good shot on me yo toky thing for the two thousand raid what
chat look at this I made some food before I went live today check can you
guys tell my lips got busted and dry okay the reason why my lips are dry is
not my fault. It's because um I'm on the Acuteam chat.
Yep, your snap stories are so smooth. Thanks bro.
Alright, but chat. Y'all don't think I'm gonna get banned, right? Like y'all don't think
Twitch hates me, right? Look what I saw on my Twitter today, chat.
I think they tweeted it right here chat did you guys see this or no or do you guys not
care do type one of you guys even care should I even do this segment bro yo Dante's think
we're five you're right bro I appreciate it bro dude it's over for you it's never over
bro I'm a survivor
don't mess with me chat we are not the same I'm a survivor guys big news I
canceled therapy today chat as you guys know from our real viewers in the chat I
I was going to therapy every Thursday, but today I decided to cancel therapy
So W's in it, I mean not why are you guys spamming W's bro you guys should spam all Jeff
Guys also know what I learned today from sparring look at this I
Know how to not get hit in the face shot because I was sparring today. I was testing it out
I know how to not get hit in the face now Jason's chat
I'm gonna be honest you guys I sparred a black person today um that's not me
trying to say anything I'm just telling you guys I sparred a black person today
chat and um I learned a lot I learned a lot in that fight what's funny I'm not
laughing I'm just telling you guys what happened I sparred someone that was
black he's Jamaican was he bigger than you yes bro you guys think I'm sparring
12 years old 12 12 year olds no but I'm sparring real people bigger bigger than
Jason chat I got I don't know someone in chess said yo did you get your lips busted
yes bro he got me good in the lips bro he got me good chat East stop talking
yeah I gotta eat chat yo should I go check on my chia pudding yo TikTok chat
For the people that were in my stream during the cookie stream should I go check on my chia pudding? Is it done? Yes or no?
That food looks so good. I know bro. Look at this cucumber, bro
Did you guys know about did you guys notice anything different about me today?
Okay.
Perhaps anything different?
Huh.
Huh.
Ha ha ha.
Uglier.
No guys, I got new glasses today.
I got new glasses today chat.
Finally picked them up.
That's also something I have to do today.
Yo, what is this song?
Doesn't make sense now
Shit just got real, things are getting intense now
I hate you talking about we a lot, oh you speak French now
Giving me the time so I gotta take a hit now
I hit you up like
All right, you stop saying you bro. All right, you know what? Let's just get to the next segment
I'm gonna go ahead and read this. I'm gonna react to it. I'm gonna see what this means for the future
Okay chat because this is because you know, I'm a twist shimmer. This is my job
Sorry, I have to say
This is my job chat and I have to be I have to respond so
Let's let's react to this. Okay
All right chat, I'm gonna read everybody be quiet. I'm gonna read agent. That's about a read
No on our work to
combat viewbotting from CEO Dan Clancy okay so a note on our work okay so
that's a note on their work chat read faster guys stop judging me for trying
to read I'm gonna read how I want to read okay there's been a lot of discussion
recently about viewbotting on Twitch and I wanted to share an update on our
enforcement efforts.
Is he talking about me?
Is he talking about me, Chad?
No!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Guys, I'm not a part of this.
I've been a victim for about two weeks now.
No, maybe like six or seven days.
Viewbotting is bad for our business.
We don't benefit from it
and we believe it harms a quick creator ecosystem overall.
However, effectively combating Viewbotting is challenging.
Yo, why did the A-side rockers just play?
This is a very serious matter chatting. You have to focus. Okay, because this is talking about me
You know because I'm Asian Jeff and stuff and I'm I'm the best streamer in the world
So this is talking about me, you know, I'm saying and uh, yeah
You'll read at a sixth grade level
Okay
however
effectively
Combined view-binding is challenging as
We deploy updates to our real-time detection algorithms
Viewbotting companies quickly respond to updates to avoid detection.
Also, our detection system must be precise to ensure that legitimate viewers are appropriately counted.
Okay, what do you guys think about my reading chat, L-Reader? Bro, stop being weird, bro!
Did someone DM you for Evo?
Yes, sir! My duo just DM'd me for an eval chat at 5.48. Oh my god, we're both super warmed up, bro.
We're ready to play this tournament chat. I was cranky for 20 minutes before I started my stream.
Just so you guys know, I lied.
I'm lying.
Today we're enforcing a new enforcement type that we plan to roll over the next few weeks for channels
Identified as persistently viewbotting, we will apply a cap to the Schumer's CCV for
a fixed period of time on all the Twitch services.
The cap will be based upon historical data regarding that creator's non-viewbotted traffic.
Repeated violations will result in LONGER PANELTIES!
Shremmers will be notified when an enforcement is applied along with the duration of the
Penalty and can appeal through the Appeals Portal.
While Shremmers will be notified, we will not make a follow-on announcement when we
We begin issuing these enforcements and will not publicly share details about when and
where these informants are applied.
Unfortunately, providing details simply makes it easier for companies to work around our
interventions.
We believe this approach will help us make meaningful progress against few bodies.
We!
We!
I like that emphasis on that word.
We will continue refining our systems
and expand when we apply these enforcement over time.
Now, Dan Clancy, here's my response to this.
Oops, wrong song.
Here's my response to this, bro.
Look at me, bro.
I'm a victim, bro.
You know, shimming was one of my favorite things to do as a kid, bro.
I, you know, I always wanted to be a gamer, bro, but deep down inside, I knew I wanted
to be a shimmer, too.
Actually, I wanted to be a YouTuber at first, but then I realized my internet was trash,
so shimming was easier.
A little fun fact for you guys, but Dan Clancy, I'm looking at you, man.
I've been shimming since I was 13, bro.
I'm a grown man now, Dan Clancy.
I'm a grown man.
I've been doing this for seven years in my life, bro.
I've sacrificed a lot of my social life,
a lot of hours on this website, bro.
And just now,
I've been a victim of,
I've been getting view-botted for the past six to seven days.
Please don't ban me, bro.
Please don't ban me, bro.
Danny Clancy please don't ban me bro this is not my fault bro please bro this is not
my fault bro you can ask my viewers in the chat my viewers can vouch for me bro
I've been streaming since I was 13 most of these viewers chat most of these
viewers have been watching me since I was a little kid playing Fortnite bro I
I am a victim.
Do I look at me? Look at me Dan Clancy. Do I look like a viewbotter?
Yo, why does this song keep playing bro?
Do I look like a viewbotter chat?
Yes
Dan Clancy bro, please bro. I'm 13 years old, but I need this, but I need I need to pay the bills, bro
Please don't ban me, Dan Clancy.
Please, bro, I just wanna go live and play Fornite every day.
I love Fornite so much.
I look forward to playing it every single day.
For my viewers, for the people, you fill me whole lot of gang word.
What am I, dead? I'm from New York. Let me get a bacon and a cheese, here.
Not saying you are, but you do look like one.
Wait, Chad, what do you guys think about?
Wait, hold up, let me end the recording.
So Dan Clancy, those are my final words, if you choose to ban me, it's been a good run.
Seven years of my life bro, on Twitch.
I'll respect your decision no matter what Dan Clancy.
All right boys, let's get to the stream. Let's get to the stream chat. We got a torment in
four minutes. We got a full we got a torment in four minutes Chad. Let's see what we're
doing yo you ready to win today
bot 7 e5 9 checking for some yo what is low key cold now
oh my god just guess what it's my birthday in two days no happy birthday
bro no tag just what I need to warm up
I did not get on oh my god no why do we have fifty three thousand viewers
Jeff Shader mustache
Jason got knocked out and had to go to the dentist.
Oh shit, I just leaked my DMs.
I think Fallen's gonna snake you like your girl cheated.
Alright bro.
What do you want to say?
Yeah, we can go to the gym in my apartment.
What time are you coming so I can cook the steak?
Chat, what time should I end my stream so I could do a cooking stream or so I could
cook with someone that you guys don't know about.
Actually, I gotta go gym tonight.
La la la la, 9.30, no, I'm not eating my stream at 9.30.
I'm eating my stream, I have to finish eating everything by 9.30.
My chia pudding is in the refrigerator right now, chap.
Oh my goodness.
Jeff, how's the love life going bro?
Yo, blue me, what do you mean 5AM bro?
Oh, cause you want me to stay up till 7AM to talk to the IRS.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
Should I actually stream till 5AM?
Bro, but what about my schedule?
Guys if I stream till 5 a.m. How much money why I make from the thing
What time is it six seven eight nine ten
Eleven twelve one two three four five
You're at ten hours of streaming
Ten hours of streaming
What's on a lot of cash right now brother
I mean, I did spend a hundred four dollars today on groceries, so
Gotta make some money man. Check. Can you guys give me 50 get in? I'm on grocery say
Yo, what's good falling? How are you doing?
What's good brown?
Ready Wednesday. Yes, sir. You send the drop net for Sandy
I don't like standing I think I think you went off spawn there I get a mouth
Yeah, I got you if you really really insist on landing standing can you ready up it doesn't let me
I'm ready
I'll switch it off. It says must is on the battle bus. He's taking up all the space. Oh, no
No, I'm just kidding
Let me send you a drop.
Me personally, I think our spot will be good in the eval, but that's just me though.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying or no?
I do, I do.
But if we come by like 5 teams, that's gonna be so good.
Yeah, cause we don't really have like a, like bro, I understand if we get to the building,
but like we're on a freaking rock, bro.
It's just like I wish we called bro. We'll run raw man
All right, I sent you drama bro. Yo chat. Should I put on delay or should I talk to my chat mid tournament?
Yo take that shame
I'm gonna get my um, I'm gonna get my cheap pudding after the game
I
Just hope my chicken
Can we he doesn't have to reach at the band
All right, can you make yeah, I'm not sure
I'm our job, brother
Okay, we gotta play out every game, okay, have you ever put it you about the other have we know
Actually it was really love though
I
Best I bet yes, I can get the roof over here you get balcony
Chugs I'm going down yeah chuggers known in our
This barrel is here
Give me that.
What did they add?
Do you know?
No.
Did they add it something?
Yeah.
Give me that.
Hahaha.
Can you bind me something?
can you buy me something? can you buy me the rcg's, heen, mousepad?
you're rich! no bro i just spent 140 dollars in grocery
today i'm not rich bro, i'm anything but rich
You make that back and make more than that in a day.
No I don't.
I got no time to just look at everything.
I got a chug jug out of a chest, is that normal?
Yeah.
That's where that's never happened.
I think we gotta just take our time and just play slower.
Let's go down here.
Yo mods, you can delete the rainbag command bro. I'm not affiliated with them anymore.
I'm not sure if they'll fire me in tonight bro.
Yeah, can we play preventing avatars? I got shotguns here.
Now I'm gonna pop a chug real quick and then mark the bending.
I'm gonna box right over. Shocking?
They're probably on it yet. They're on it
I'm gonna box it
I could buy how much would you are back?
I'm holding in your box. Yeah, mom
Oh, he got him on back.
Nice try, it's fine.
We can't even play all seven roads, so it's all good.
Bro, where were they?
I have no idea.
It's like that there's only one Neurus, oh my goodness.
No.
Wait did some of it get exposed?
No.
Yeah, shall I put on the layer or no?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I
Um
Yo, yeah, where is it?
You
That's a mess. There's 16 Joe. I'm gonna pray
You get that knockin I don't get it
one for it got it oh my I got a car I can help you
I'll lose kid I'm 93 98 white nice under me 30 white 30 white dead in it
23 dead in it nice oh someone's on my kill I need help I'm gonna die probably
I'm coming I'm coming I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm out I'm out right now
one of those kids 98 white oh he had a shotgun if you kill him yeah that's the
I only have an ARs.
Can we kill them?
No, no.
Or do you want to take a steal?
Let's kill them.
They're right here.
They're both in the middle.
I broke the window.
I'm just going to spray.
I have no mats.
Yeah.
Nice.
They're loading.
I'm left.
I can go up maybe.
I'm going to crash up.
I'm going to break.
I'm crashing.
Oh, one's arcing.
Hunter.
Hunter in the back.
I'm going to crash up.
I'm going to break.
I'm crashing.
Oh, one's arcing.
Hunter.
the back yeah I need to run back and lose dad there's another team here
play yourself who is this kid bro
they're just by the score well
after this job is so bad that's how I'm staying bro I'm trying to have my 2v2
and another team is shooting at me.
I will just go back to the rock.
Yeah.
At least we got a kill.
I think we're better at the rock anyways.
Do we need five wins now?
No.
Let's try to keep making a brand game, and we'll be good.
Yo, I'm talking to you, I'm in the car, I'll see you guys later.
um chat was good yo was good Albert how you doing man we don't want to rerun or the other
day this is got you bro bro it's already two games out in the drain bro I don't know what
to do bro you're making me so hungry bro bro just take a redder bro
Do you guys want to lose weight, bro?
Yo, Boomi, are you in chat?
Alright, let's go rock, bro.
We're freaking running down, bro. We're playing like a game.
Blooming, do you actually want to stream to 5am bro?
You local?
Local, local, local!
I'm lowkey down.
there we go I told you it's got to be on calm
see a little kid's in the air on our left
yep there's guy in there I got a year the right the uniform 18 whites everything's
white 18 white pretty white can wait get in it
Yeah, he's gonna rez, are we bad?
Yeah.
I'm about to mini him though.
You know where he is?
Down here.
I'm gonna count 10, or 5, 4, how much?
The body's rolling.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm in.
Whatever.
We got the kill.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Here, I'm gonna kit in mini 3.
So I'm just rifting in there. You see this he's in there coming straight towards us. Yeah
He's up. He can't see anymore. Oh, it's fine on me. It's fine on me. He's all I'm holding. I'm holding
Next to me. You try to look at me off four builds
Why are these kids rifting?
Who the hell are these kids bro?
Hey we're not even fighting bro, be honest.
Back here, four fields.
Don't let anyone see you in the air though.
I mean I have to land.
Yeah land, someone's gonna see you.
I'm gonna just move and play myself.
Yo, did you see what those kids did fall?
Yeah, they just lifted a key to me.
Oh no, they didn't lift it up.
I'm not in the building.
Oh, and I'm in bed.
like yeah bro yeah dude I mean just yeah I don't even know how we know I'm
there yes ring-doll yeah I got a five minute delay and they still know I'm
there no I'm just kidding I don't I need to turn it on
What are you going to do, bubble loo?
Nice, get in on him.
Keep going up, keep going up, keep going up, three footsteps.
I'm standing, I'm standing, he's gonna be hiding.
Ready to go man?
Kill him bro!
I don't know where he is.
There should be no only no only on the tree.
Footsteps right here.
Look, look right here.
They're like down there somewhere.
Alright, I'm down to this chest right here.
Barrels gonna be a Barrels come
Bro we can kill them bro come
Come they're dashing on me
Yeah Barrels on me Barrels on me you wanna get that
They're gone bro hold up feet
We just let Zen run bro
Wait Chasing we passed them the room
What is Chasing? Yo!
Yo!
Wait what room Chasing?
What room? What room?
They're saying go down
Oh shit
Wait put that
Goodbye.
no my monitor sure I can't sure anymore bro my monitor just broke bro
yo what's going on guys into day 6 top I'm gonna be showing you my custom
diagonal forward diagonal movie okay first thing first you're gonna wanna go
For a setting, you don't want to click this setting right here, or this setting right
here, or this setting right here, you're going to scroll down and as you guys can see, this
is my custom diagonal setting.
Forward diagonal angle is 65, straight angle is 90, backward diagonal angle is 135.
Go ahead, put that sauce in there and you can become like me.
See you guys later.
I had it.
Alright, so I have five shots, three baits, and four floppers, right?
Now what I was saying, you want to farm good rocks, okay?
So look at this rock, you can tell the difference between a good rock and a bad rock.
See how this rock is so curvy and veiny?
That's a good rock.
Now you see this rock?
This rock's a very bad rock.
Look at it.
I might be wrong.
See what I'm saying?
Like what is that?
You know what I'm saying?
This is a good tree.
You can tell this is a good tree.
Now Zones is pulling right?
Bad rock?
Don't farm your bad rocks.
Wasting your time on rotates.
Farm-
This is a good rock.
Um, never mind, I like.
I mean, it's considered good.
This-
Yeah, I guess you can consider this a good rock.
It's just very bulky. You know I'm saying now left side that side why why am I going this side?
So what I was saying right check you two views if you check my YouTube channel views are down better and I'll chat
I'm telling you they're down better now, bro. I felt awful like really bad
That's a speedy bro for like a lot like 20 minutes. I just turned on three minutes
I'm trying to play the turn of it
4, 5, 6, 7, 8
We have 5 games that we can blast
We have enough time to play them all out
Ever, ever bro
How is me saving you?
You're not gonna disrespect me
Do you know the fucking house in the corner I'm driving right now?
Moosh, don't ever fucking step
You're right next to me in my property
You're fucking thrown on the ground
That's not your property
That's not your property
That's not your property. I'm sub. You make money for your sub revenue. That's how you pay the bills. Technically that's NMS's house.
In that event, I'll be there, I'll be there tonight. And if you're live, you're gonna get spined on or off camera.
Don't forget you were a junk road off camera. I tried to call, I literally called with a completely different energy, and you gave me this spoiled brat energy.
Like I'm not fucking with this shit. I'm not at all.
You don't need to do a lot today.
And I got you a gift, and I got you a gift, and you know, like, I'm mad at myself for putting a... a gift.
You know what? I appreciate you for that gift, bro, but it better be a go-
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Dude, I just put an un-dream in the way.
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All right, I should have to lay on that wait were you in tutor class or where were you
when I did get on so late I'm so I'm so not I'm not better yet I've been having
a headache all day are you sick yeah I'm in sick during the cup as well got you
Yeah, so you'll play better when you're sick
Yeah, when I'm not sick yeah
I'll see anyone
Looks like no one I'll once in there might be to shoot him
I got a error
I need inside let's just slew this up, bro
Cuz I don't want that shit to happen again. There's a kid in the air right there
Did you wait?
Is there any white?
90 white.
90 white on the left one.
I'm like there?
Yo, there's so many kids, lay landing east.
Yeah, it's down.
Alright, let's play our game, bro.
You got four games left you said?
Uh, I can play them all out.
Rebooting on me. Rebooting pink. Do you have any shots? No. Run towards that.
Going. Oh, picked it down the roof. Just kill him out there. Yeah, I'm just gonna kill him out there.
I'm gonna go back and do it bro.
Yep.
Same.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I just got pizza.
Can you carry a big or a menace?
Yeah, I can.
I'm gonna take the deck.
That's fine.
Okay.
I have really good heals.
Okay.
Can you carry a big or a menace?
Yeah, I can. I don't think we're done.
Yeah. That's really good heals.
They're the big if you want to get it.
Yeah.
They're shooting like, eats me.
three five three and it started farming yet insert capping meadow
I got this thing
I'm gonna farm metal. Yeah, I just need like 200
Four in the middle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
300.
Here's, uh, like, 40 here.
Yeah.
Shock shot.
Tell them to do a solar shock from this thing.
Did you hear that?
No, I didn't.
I'm not gonna stand still, and then they lurk on us.
I'm not gonna lie.
Get off the back.
How much do you need?
I need 180.
We're good. I think we're good.
Wait, there's a chest right here.
You see it?
Where?
There's like a chest in Miami.
I think it's like a new up there or something.
The llama stuff?
Yeah. Oh, the chest. Oh.
Is that...
Whatever. I'm kind of mad.
Yeah, we're learning in here.
What do you need now?
I need 180 metal.
We have no shockwaves, so...
We're gonna go right here for the ammo crates.
And we'll go center zone.
Below us?
Okay.
Let's rotate around. We're gonna go into Sass.
Team's dead.
Yeah.
up there, yeah he's farming right now I'm in danger
this is a little bit as well oh my goodness let's go down we're gonna go into the tunnel
That's there.
Chugs.
Hey Nenis, three pizzas and a pizza box.
Three pizzas, six menus, three bags.
What is that?
You can grab that. Let's go find out.
Let's go find out, Brutal!
Yes sir. Watch after that scene. It could go forward as well.
Oh my goodness.
Do I have to kill the bar or something?
Did I lost inside?
I'm killing the robot.
I think we should boss ourselves.
Yeah.
I think we should boss ourselves doing this yeah it's like a zombie thing you
know I'm talking about yeah so good so much ammo man
Yo, I'm bossing. I'm gonna be safe.
Oh, it's a riff.
That's it? Ammo and riff?
It's a trash.
Still got the slide around.
That'll be of no shock, ladies. This is crazy.
This is crazy, bro.
watch that bush yeah I want to see how much better a game is that we're always like consistently
just getting care mats wait couch in the bush you want to shoot it yeah ready
I'm going to go off of the ground.
Yeah, I'm going to get out.
And then it's nice.
I could pop.
Spray the skin.
Yeah, wash out, bro.
There's like walls here that you can't build.
I could throw pizza.
I need to re-firm my wood.
Let's go back side.
We're getting keyed, I think we're getting keyed.
Yeah, he's on us.
I'm making space.
Can you play on me?
Yeah.
I made two by two bosses.
Stayed bossed though.
Oh, there's another boss!
Oh, I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
Get that wall, bro.
I got a lot of walls.
Yeah.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm throwing pizza box down here.
Yeah.
Play yourself if you need to.
I'm good, I'm good.
Okay.
Holy shit.
uh... pizza's like something you can carry
i got em all
push out
i'm gonna try this game
i'm gonna try to push out
oh they're trying to sneak it out
let's start sprinting, let's get down the hill
where you from bro?
not bad bro, i'm just
not a good guy bro
Two men missing, five people.
Check this elevator room.
Dude, this is PPSD.
Remember we died here?
Yeah.
Nothing here.
Oh my gosh, we're actually poor.
Can I re-form Brickman Woods somewhere?
Yeah, let's go to a sanctuary.
You're the bigger here, I'm gonna pop it.
Okay.
Thanks, sketch.
Yo, yo, they're in the brick, they're in the brick, watch out, watch out.
I'm good. Let's keep going past.
You have a thousand gold, right?
Yeah, 1400. I think he's trying to kill me.
He looks good. Yeah, you're good.
I'm one, two, five.
Two, five, sir.
What should I buy? Chuggs?
Or Bates?
Goodness, goodness.
Goodness.
I bought one, I still have 890.
You bought another?
Yeah.
You got many for that.
And you're from Boat and Breaks.
Yeah.
I'm gonna farm through right, is that cool?
Yep.
Yippee.
I think I figured out how to play better bro.
play better bro. Do you want to hear it?
How so?
I didn't use my zero ping and you play slower.
I'm just farm max.
1-5-5.
That's 2-1.
We got the nests real quick.
5-5-5, I'm not behind bro, I'm landing the bomb
3-5-5-5 3-5-3
There's a chopper here, no it's not.
I'm gonna pull it that side.
Dude, you're going this way, did you want to play with me?
Were you busy? No.
No.
I was in bed.
Oh, when are you gonna recover? What's your body look like?
I'm looking good right now fucking a day or two. I'll be back to normal
How do you get sick? I have a stomach infection. I guess apparently get down here
Yeah
Hold right back
Got it.
Wait, where's our...
5-5.
You need a medal?
Huh?
You want a cam medal?
No, what are you gonna do?
We're gonna farm this, uh...
Let's keep going right now.
Getting under them.
five three men's men misses and five pizzas three men's five pizzas one men
missed the bags
give me a men miss give me one here
in the reason is you
You remove your marker. Yeah. Very fruity.
Nice.
Very much.
Have you ever made chia pudding or no?
Chia pudding?
Have you made food?
Yeah.
Oh, simple food.
You just put yogurt, milk, chia seeds and blueberries and then you put them in the fridge right here.
You never made that?
No.
That's insane.
insane
getting there you're 555 right here
five four and a half
five players
yeah it's an it's an ace gun there right here
Yeah, no man.
I got him.
Hey, Freya.
You all got it.
I'm at the shockwaves.
Yo, what the hell? You see him?
That's crazy, yeah.
That kid has a crazy ego.
I could look back, maybe.
Hey, close me, close me.
There's a fuck up right here.
Hey, right over here.
I don't know.
I'm gonna pick up this man
Here, pick me up
You're 5 on 5, right?
Yeah
Folds to the lobby. We can mend this and this
I feel like we can mend this
Okay, we might get fried here, so just be ready for yourself. Tell me when to do it
I have five pizzas I can
Follow, three, two, one, come
Run over the top
Yeah, we're gonna chill here.
Yep.
Any maps?
Here.
Yeah, we need some wood.
Still hard.
Farm the tree maybe.
Maybe we can talk to the tree and farm it.
We need to go.
We're gonna focus towards that end.
And then this again or what?
Yeah, we are.
Toss it.
3, 2, 1, I'm left side, I'm jumping out, getting a bit elevated, left side.
I'm playing left side, I lost you, I'm right here, this is so bad.
Get ahead so we don't get lobby, we can trade it, we can trade it, I have it, it's hard
to, it's hard to.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
How could I even have lived there? It's getting blood through
You think I sold that game yeah
You think I'm even I'm wash a little bit ice is smoking in the box right tomorrow
That was one time the time before that I won
What do you get what do you get gone?
But always yo we can always hit the pad bro
Yeah, I'm gonna instantly jump down to the bush
Yeah, I think I got that's me. I'm gonna look at him looking at in the building or they do
Hicking light
I'm just gonna go down to
You know that song that goes, I'm not a perfect person?
No.
You got no taste, bro.
Let me guess, bro.
You make chicken and rice?
How do you know?
Because I do the same thing.
I'm a gym bro.
You be going gym?
No.
Hey, bro.
Work out, though.
I don't think there's anyone in pink building.
I don't know.
Yo, you getting packed or what?
No.
Are you?
Yeah, for a minute now I'm good.
I finally got shocks this game. I just realized we didn't play short shots in the last game.
You have to throw in three pieces your way. Bro, where are you always getting in? In that
little building, right? Yeah. Like is this like on the ground or like coming, coming,
I'm shotting you
Shotting?
I'm in?
Seven day
Alright
Twenty?
What?
I'm coming out
Two blocks
One more?
Uh huh
There are four
Yeah
Pink building was on con
Here we get chugged after
At that
It's four chugged actually
I'll carry.
Okay, I have three pizzas, four chargers, and three shawls.
I'm gonna go back and farm.
Make sure you have a cab out of this game, bro.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
He's bigger right there.
I think he would have set up someone.
Sorry.
I'm back here, man.
Uh, five, three, three.
I think we're a good duo bro.
3-3-3.
Someone rifted?
I wanna see how we are when I'm out.
I mean, I wanna see how I am when I get my RT in Master.
Artisan?
Yeah, I wonder who you are.
No, I returned it when I bought it.
What do you use now?
the game sends great arm outspend
I mean your aim is kind of dookie bro are you sure you want to stick on it?
I have good aim why? I don't know man
sometimes bro I'm 5v5 bro
how much gold do you have? we should also maybe play for vettings more
buy better palms or like stuff
5 to 2 stuffs need a break
alright man I'm stacked bro
Okay, duh.
We got three pizzas and a memos.
I'm not a perfect person!
What do you want, bud?
Chugs?
I don't know, thanks.
Make sure you're lighting those gas.
You can.
I'm 5 for 5.
Everything I need.
You want a camp now?
Yeah.
I need 100 wood now.
I'm good.
100 wood?
Go grab it.
Here you go.
I'm getting pack lost, and we need a camp right now.
In this bush.
I'm coming.
I doubt there's anyone in here.
Alright, let's just Twitter our fingers until my pack was done.
for every game is so dead super dead
I need to try my phone.
Good cable, yeah.
Chat, let's get them doggies in the chair.
How many games do I have after this?
I think we could call, bro.
I think we could easily call.
Yeah, we gotta play out every game.
Nope, we're not going for that shit ever again.
I'm not a perfect person.
You know what's on there?
You don't know what song that is, it's insane.
Jeff, are you Korean?
No!
Chinese?
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm Chinese.
Are you Chinese?
No.
You're black, right?
Yeah.
Are you 555?
Is that the question I should be asking you?
Yeah, I am.
I'm Chinese.
I'm Chinese.
I'm Chinese.
I'm Chinese.
Are you Chinese?
No.
You're black, right?
Yeah.
Are you 555?
Is that the question I should be asking you?
am prove it I like that fall in I like that like that big boy oh yeah fall in
love when you're like that you know that right big boy
I don't know why I gave him the fucking points.
Wow.
I'm so ass.
You beat me up for a fart of twitch?
I think we stay here bro.
What do you want to do my friend?
I'm going to go right now.
I
Shock yeah, yeah, making space
Okay, yeah, your head. I'm holding. I'm holding you're good. You're good
You're doubling in I'm holding
I have a pizza. Nice, brain.
There you are. You need pizza?
I just blanked him.
Just heal. I'm going to claim while they're healing.
You're getting my members too? You have a priest?
Uh, let me reload my gun.
Right on this wall. Right on this wall.
I have it. I have it.
Ah, he moved. He moved.
I think we just...
They're going to stop.
They're going to stop. Here, take mats.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I need a brain.
I need to farm now.
We just show here bro, we got to do anything.
I didn't waste a lot of heals.
The only way to the mend is right?
I'm drinking the slices.
Frank Mule
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm. Do you know what's on this?
No.
Mm mm...
Wow! Sweet.
You know what's on this?
You don't know what's on this? It's insane.
I
Start moving
Wait, can I reform break before I close it taking yeah, like should we stay back set or just go no
Pack it lost bro.
Five, one and a half, four.
Five, five, five.
Cross the river.
Gun that shows.
I'm gonna have to, yeah.
He's dead.
5x5
I'm 5x3, 4x
You can bomb this.
Nice.
Watch out for this, dude.
Yeah, I'm using it. Yeah. The trees would be good.
We're gonna jump down. We're gonna shockwave. Shockwave down.
3, 2, 1.
I'm going down by the water, I'm going to fetch, can you come back down?
Yeah, I'm going to come back down, I'm getting pack lost bro.
here
better hope you get shield fish or i'm gonna have to charge this
i didn't kidder it here
can i hit him?
you're white you're white
if you get slobby
nobody's in
keep fishing keep fishing
we're shocking right side
bro why am i getting pack lost bro
yeah i see a good rotate we could do
we just go up right now
i'm out of this whole juice
huh
what's your heels
three pizzas six shoggling three
three shocks
take it from me
harder
she goes in
kinda blast one
i'm not gonna have to come and show you
pop the pizza and i'll try it one more
wait we're so late bro holy fuck
i can't grab that
oh my goodness okay
i'm gonna hit it
Chalking 3 2 1
I'm gonna go you come right you come right
I'm chilling on me. I'm chilling on me
Watch out doesn't seem like a look at me
Man messes them. They're like back. Yeah, they're back. So open. He's crashing
Hey, come
What is funny? I
Need a lot of watch that watch out
I'm going to kiss it.
Okay, I have two people, four chugged, and three shot.
Okay, you need maps? Are you flat, flat, flat?
Flat, flat, flat.
I don't know.
Flat, flat, flat.
Thanks.
This is Frank Moeller, I want to use her.
No!
I'm gonna shock away this here, come.
We're gonna go lead this one.
We're gonna hit it?
Get edge.
I got it.
Let's get here.
Come.
Three, two, one.
Getting edge.
Get out, get out.
Walk out, walk out.
Stay down.
I think you need more blocks.
I need mass, bro.
You gotta get a kill.
What's your mass?
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm 502.
I'm five zero two. Yeah. We look for peers on this
Don't die don't die and stop with
Don't are there?
They're right next to us come
What oh my god
What do you have for you without pizza and three chugs?
Nemesis, two memesis.
There's a pop of memesis on the soil too, I think.
For me.
I'm gonna have to use it a little bit.
Oh, bro, what's the speed I can know?
It's a bell.
Okay, the back was open.
Here, big knife.
I have free out if you want to free something.
He's like right, he's on your metal wall.
So we should focus up there.
of
the
fact that
the
I need to kill them.
They have no mats.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I mean, bro, like I can't see man
How did my eyes turn licking so much you ever had that problem no
And my eyes are just dry. It's like so uncomfortable
I just need I couldn't even get that kill man. It's not letting me back out. Yeah
We got bombs 120 chug
Did I get you killed that last game?
Because I tarped up
Or did we just get peace ahead someone piece the front
When we started game spread
I just got subway and they got 15 items under five
I have free out if you want to free for me.
Wait, I think the game is glitched.
Does it let you load in?
That's what I'm saying.
Oh my god.
They might restart the torment.
What do you think?
Dude, if they restart the torment, we're actually going to be chilling, bro.
I hope they do it because I know how to make Lakin know with you.
We're going out?
I might not, since it's you.
Yeah, you know if anyone else is having the problem
Someone my chat said I can't connect to servers
Oh man I'm in you just have to wait a little bit
My cones are just not placing
The servers are down.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
What do you know about Spore Night?
The servers are down, chat.
You know what time that means?
I'm saying my stream
Guys you guys don't want me in my stream
Guys guys the servers are down. What do you want me to do?
I'm a Fortnite streamer. You guys don't care about me other than Fortnite
Right guys, so if I can't play for night, then I should end my stream
Yeah, I'm getting viewbot in I don't want Dan Clancy to ban me bro
Yeah, I think about it. I end my stream I train I go to the gym right now
I train and knock out Jason boom June 6th the fight starts one punch
200
chat why can you guys help me chat can you guys tell me something so like my
headset like my head hurts like I don't know if it's cuz my glasses but like my
head hurts bro but this headset bro hiro stream see I made a battle to never
train on stream ever again cuz Jason he's just gonna watch me train I don't
I don't want him to see how hard I'm trying.
Part timer.
Bro, it's not part timing.
I just... Bro, I just...
I don't know what to do. Like, let's...
You know what? Let's just copy clicks.
What is clicks doing? Just milk me in the fornish it?
Dumbass.
We will use your code when you're asking on time.
Let's react to the con, bro.
Show us your muscles.
Okay, fine, bro. I'll show you guys my muscles, okay?
You guys wanted to see my muscles chat.
I got him game
No
Say he's what I got. No, say he's what I got. Yo, I think that I think it's ready, bro
I'm still not getting in
You're not getting in no
Why not getting in
It's just checking for updates
I'm loading up. Let's see if we get in
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Hey man! Chat! Everybody pray! I don't care what religion you are! Pray for me!
Come on!
Well check the calm big vetting yes sir right here come in
Let's check the calm trap.
Let's see what's in the calm.
That's a fight right there.
I already seen this.
Yo, what is this edit, bro?
Chad, what do you guys think about this edit?
Is it tough or no?
Now it's actually tough.
But this part was tough.
it's egg I can do better is that it chat dude why is there only one message in
the top every time you can you guys join my comment post stuff bro but I don't
even care if you guys post penises anymore bro just post something bro
like chat just just only two people reacting bro you know I'm saying I'm
from New York let me get a big name in cheese here is it tough big study yeah
Not a big study.
Okay, I ask myself why do I love you?
No, you're not the same
No, you're not the same
I beg you, beg you to take me as long as you can
I think I killed everybody in the game last year man fuck it I was on no and I thought
I found a girl of my dreams at the strip club fuck it I was wrong no shout out to all my
niggas living tax-free now days and six chat what should I do bro yo why is there 48,000
people in your stream and everyone's talking in your chat.
Bro, that's just what happens when we have a lot of viewers,
bro.
Yo, sorry, yo, sorry, Papa.
I came late.
I was working on a dumb essay.
Nah, you're good, man.
Torments restarting.
See you swear to God.
See you swear to God.
Redemption arm.
Yeah, I don't think they were starting it, bro.
Did they tweet it out?
Yeah, are they restarting tournament?
I don't know.
Oh, I'm in.
You're in?
Yeah.
Are you?
Wait, I'm in.
Okay.
I'm a Fortnite kid.
Yeah.
Yeah
Do you recall play I see
I'm not in by the way. I was lying I
Think that Chad does anybody use so for soap for their face in the shower
Wait, so how do I get in?
He's got to sit there and wait.
Lance bro, I'm not gonna lie bro.
I have something bad I need to tell you.
I went, I calculated how much money I spent and the weeks not even over yet.
I spent $560.
Don't be mad bro.
It's for a reasonable cause bro.
for the reason we're cause bro
dang bro chat I didn't even buy dumb stuff
I didn't even buy dumb stuff I just bought peptides bro
yo is it worth?
I think they're gonna cancel the tournament though
gotta call off while everyone can't get in
I swear they're gonna cancel it
May you go to a school prom with me?
No, I'm doing horrible in the swimming.
Oh my god, all of what he's doing, way worse.
Holy.
Bro, he got the same points as us?
Or he got less points than us, and they're ready every game play?
There's like 10 more games still, like...
Every game play?
Oh my gosh, I'm being serious,
because everyone's cooked on their timings.
Yeah, I know, it's true.
Quasimodo's gonna be so much lower.
Same bad or so.
Quasimodo's gonna be so lower.
What are you gonna have in a midget?
It's just so weird though.
You have to just get a bunch of viewers and just slandering me.
I have more points than you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
What this one
She knows what she's doing
What gone I'm trying bro. We just keep scan something bro. It seems short you know minute
She also I must have come she said I'm the minus it in it
What gone I think show you in a minute crazy girls post that I just got subway and they got 15 items under $5
Yep, you heard me 15 items under $5
Let me take a sip of my boobies not funny, bro
It's working now. Stop lying chat. It's not working. The storm is just cancelled. I'm gonna go to the gym
For an ain't dead
It's over chat. There's no hope
Time to launch that
Time to launch a bigger and better things
Run from it
I said
No Jeff don't run from four night
But what is it do bro?
The one thing I hate it as a kid was that fake old bubble check-in
This is literally the best way to go.
Are you gay or straight?
No, I'm straight!
I like-
Touch me now!
I don't know what to do anymore, bro.
I just get low.
I saw your second channel video.
Oh my god.
W manager, bro.
You showed me that I was doing really good today bro.
Wait, if my girl saw this, would she be mad?
I just get low.
I just got into the game.
Bro, stop lying, bro.
How are you, Jeff?
Add me.
Add me, man.
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
are you doing today why are you talking like that this is no as
I just get low and I want so it's crazy I'm talking in a minute thank you blue
me I appreciate you bro thank you brother thank you brother you're a real one
jet now Jeff you so ready bro yeah I'm so ready but there's nothing to do every
single time I go live because I'm a bad streamer you guys know I'm a bad
streamer I should just put on clicks of stream and just and just have him
stream for me chat I think I know what to do I think I'm just gonna release my
like my like my chest you're not a bashing real pro why like I'm just more
healthy oriented bro I just want to get some like I just want to go to the gym
know what I'm saying okay there's no way he just posted this I probably had the
best transformation out of all his clubs. Run more ads, bro. Chat, bro. I'm just gonna
copy clicks, bro.
That's not
Yeah, that worked the first one might as well. Yeah
Most of them not gonna call grand bro, I mean one person
I'm gonna start my game fuck it and
So most of them are not gonna call grand yeah, I mean one person for grand chef, but so they got
That's not even PC, but
Yo Jeff you moving
We'll see we'll see we'll see chat. We'll see bro. I'm having a I'm having a small chocolate snack
It's not a small chocolate small chocolate brownie
I want some chocolate right now, so you get fat bro swatch tiktoks. I
Don't know but we'll have to see
No, don't copy that's being weird, bro
Yo, what's up, Jeff?
The blue skies.
This brownie's absolutely incredible dipped in the milk.
The blue skies.
Do you get it or no?
Dude, my head's hurting in my head, bro.
brownie cupcake.
Cakes is buns bro.
Bro is so skinny for eating this.
I like watching myself chat. Let's see if there's any clips of me eating.
First by a f3 2 1
The MF eats as I eat this burrito, maybe prime Jeff will come back
It's crazy how chat prime Jeff is back now, bro
We really did this bro
We did this chat
Prime Jeff is back
Okay, that's so cute back then. I am cute. I'm still in.
Okay, that's so crazy. I think you just pour it all on and then start it up.
That's what I hate. Nice.
How do I, uh, I think the reason why I was so good at shooting was because I just don't wear ash food every day, chat.
Alright, you gotta go.
Twitter.
Chat, is this so good?
Oh box we got the dick flavored shit it's going on
No reaction it's pretty hot now. I'm gonna fight him and knock him out and do six small world, bro
Small world, bro. I eat the dick flavored chips chat and now I'm gonna knock out Jason
Yo, Jeff is so hot, bro.
Yo, I appreciate you, bro.
Because you said that, I'm gonna start rizzing now.
Wait, Shayne, do you think I'm sagging my pants or no?
Am I sagging my pants?
This is Aura. You. You are gay! That's fucking gay!
Hey, can I walk today?
Here we go.
Oh, you got him.
Bro, I want a cheeseburger right now, bro!
You want to try to block me?
Try to spy, okay?
I just got f***ed by the way, yeah.
Hold on.
What?
What?
What the f***?
Alright, what do we do, chat?
What does it do?
Wait.
I don't see it.
You having a good day today?
Oh, shit.
It is QZY Big F***ing Quizimog.
Big F***ing Quizimog.
Big fucking quiz emo it is here. It is what are you in the game?
No, holy shit. Yeah, I said she tough
Okay, cuz you can't do four you can't do four letters, bro
You can only do three letters. That's tough as fuck
shitty fucking
shitty fucking emo
Bro, what do we do?
dude this shimmer is such an L bro doesn't even read his chat yeah check
like I can't imagine watching someone that doesn't read their chat well
people aren't in like holy bro so annoying what the fuck we start again I
guess now I'm just gonna say yeah how was your day I just sat in there and then
totally go relaunched do the word oh Jeff I can't think that smart lince I'm not
that smart I don't even know how to contact the IRS bro now I gotta wake
up at 7 a.m. tomorrow that's why chat I'm like so stressed bro the IRS doesn't
make me want to talk to him fucking soft they're so annoying the people want
I don't know how to play it though.
Yo, how you doing today?
So they're down? You bet all pros are in.
Pissing's game?
Raise it at Lakers today?
Oh shit!
Lakers were thunder.
These people just don't respond their chat, bro.
Hype next week.
I don't get it.
Explain it.
Y'all I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Y'all I'm in, I'm in.
Are you in?
Yeah.
some a la ma la la ma na na na no
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, that's a tough one. If the servers are down and you're not able to play, it might
Maybe best to just wrap up or switch to something else like chatting, doing a Q&A, or maybe even
hopping into a different game just to keep the stream going.
What do you think?
I think I should just kill my demons.
Yeah, I get that feeling.
Sometimes it's just better to step back, especially if you're falling off.
Just keep it real with your viewers and they'll understand.
You got this.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it real with you guys.
I feel like I'm just doing nothing right now as a streamer.
I feel like I'm disappointing you guys in content.
I think we've been doing this for the past five days
We've just been watching shimmers and just leaching off them and there's just no content bro like for night
I like you know for nights my life bro, and like I have no content for you guys chat
I'm not in the mood. I'm always tired after my boxing training
You know, maybe if I started bulking, maybe I'd be more energetic, but this light is just also just in my face
and it's just making me uncomfortable and like...
Jeff, are you ready though? People are getting in games.
Are you actually serious?
Yeah, Klitz is in one.
You swear to God?
I don't swear to God.
And more people and my friends are getting in.
I'm ready though.
Does that say where I'm queuing?
No, it says waiting for players.
OUDs and a stake chip or a light bulb.
Is that what I need, Trev?
Oh, I think I figured it out.
No, this is already maxed though.
Okay, this could be, this could help me a lot. Like my head just hurts.
Let's hold on.
If you haven't joined some of this this way go ahead and join some less like you know like yeah, he was
Wait when did you get 60,000 viewers bro, I'll tell you the answer me something bro say hi to summer set
Oh, you're...
You see that? You see that yo yo in my back.
Move the light behind you to like the corner.
Like that?
But now you only see a shade of me.
What about like...
Yeah.
A bloomin' needs to come to my house to help me figure out the lighting, bro.
Dude, this is hurting my eyes, I'm turning it off.
Not because I'm Asian, bro.
Don't make a joke.
Should I just aim at my shooting, bro?
Why am I so late?
Why am I so like
I'm not so like I'm just gonna chat slow bro chat. Can you guys start talking so I can stream better?
Please
Like dude, is there like 10 minute follow or only one or something?
See why the chat is so slow 10 minute follow mode slow mode off
Dude, I think Chash is nervous to talk to me bro
Because like I have 65,000 viewers. I think the people in the chat are like shy bro or something guys
Listen guys
My name's Asian Jeff. You're new here
I'm chill bro. I promise bro. We're like a family in here, bro
We're a family in here boys
So don't be shy. I know I can come off intimidating because I got 64,000 viewers bro
Oh my god, be like the Prime, give him some dung, he's gonna kill him, and I don't care
what he's doing with that, man.
He just said that, but he just subscribed.
Guys, we're a family in here, bro.
You guys don't have to be shy, you guys can type, oh my god, the chat is so energetic now.
Thanks, deserved 20 push-ups.
this is why channel move you know what you gotta relax bro
I made the chat move, bro. Ten jumping jacks.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I got you guys, bro.
Anything else you guys want?
Anything else you guys want?
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I'm always
Man, the subs are going crazy, bro.
It's fine, Chad. We got...
You know, at dinner date, bro.
We got 11 subs, bro. That's pretty good, bro.
You know? How many viewers we got right now?
How many viewers we got right now?
We got 62,000 beers and 11 subs that's pretty good that's pretty solid chef Asian Jeff
guinodon I'm gonna goon bro I'm not gonna I'm not gonna try that's that's the thing
I like to go bro we don't goon anymore chat you guys know we don't goon anymore right
I'm used to this yeah man we really made a check 62,000 viewers bro
life is good my bros wait why are people playing torment yo are you here yeah we've
been in the 10 minute queue is that correct yeah is Eva still gonna go on or is it cancelled
I don't know
How did clicks get in the game and we haven't gotten a game yet
Think his match is the only one that that started
I think there's a race number
There my
My head hurts
Try I feel sick bro. Should I keep shirming or should I take care of myself?
Oh my place is moving, bro
And then take care of Chad my head I actually heard it's bro. I want to stream bro, but like
Maybe I need to cook some food or something
drink spring water
you might want to bro
steak chipotle bowl
kuma I don't order food a lot
I cook all my meals
I save my money like that and I eat healthy cause of it
Also, Chipotle gives you no protein and you can go to a grocery store, get a pack of chicken
for $5, 3 pound chicken, get way more protein off that, cook yourself, you know what you're
making in it.
I mean, Chipotle is not bad, but like it's just not worth the price, you know?
You could buy a lot more protein with just like a Chipotle bowl like $13 and you could
buy like a lot of chicken by itself at a grocery store for $13.
It's just it's just convenience like it's just convenience, but I saw that I don't like eating out trash
I'm a victim of eating out
But yeah
You know Asian Jeff why your voice mad nacho on right now. I could like fall asleep to you right now
It's just coming out. It's just coming to show a movie right now chat. I'm not so long
Jeff you're right make the steak medium rare. I love medium rare. White rice bro
side of sony side of eggs that's a tiktok meal bro nobody said that bro yo
Jeff why do you have a six-pack now maybe that's why you're so wash-off
morning I mean bro at least I got six back bro yo Jeff you're getting me
I'm gonna play Roblox bro. I might hop on Roblox. Chad what's a good game I could
play that's like gonna give me dopamine. I'm trying to look for
something that will give me dopamine all the time. What's something in
in this world that will give me more dopamine than shimming.
Does anybody know?
Goon.
No, Gooning, I told you guys, Chariot,
I don't goon anymore.
It's disgusting.
Poop of Big Poop, mmm, that's a good one,
but that's also temporary.
Like, I need something that will make me like,
like I'm talking like hours, bro.
Cause I don't enjoy gaming anymore, bro.
Respectfully, I want to become an Irish remember. I want to like like like chat. I have more dopamine
Let's go, bro, let's go, bro. Tell me I'm robust. Yeah
Let's go, bro
Guys that me on roblox
Let's go, bro
Are we in?
Bro, we're not in!
Not in?
I'm like stuck.
Are you stuck?
Oh my gosh, I'm in solo, bro.
Bro.
And someone's calling me, bro.
Hold up, I gotta take the skull open up.
Like, oh my god.
Hello?
Ya?
Ya?
Ya?
Ya?
Opened!
Opened!
Is that it? Is that it? Stop!
Chad, someone just called me, bro. I don't know who called me.
Hello?
Who is this? Who is this? How do you have my number? Don't call me ever again.
I don't even know how people have that. I added you man. God, I barely play Roblox bro.
Do I smell so good?
Does anybody want my cologne?
Does anybody want to smell good like me?
I'll show you guys the best cologne right now.
Shack.
These are the two best Cologne's you can get as a man.
This Arabic one?
Latafa?
And then you can get this at Blushanel.
Mmm.
Yo, Agent Jeff, thank you for showing me your Cologne.
You smell so good.
I can smell you from the screen.
RJ, you're acting that weird, bro.
Your poem, my chat is so suspicious, bro.
I like you.
They love me, bro.
They wanna eat my butthole.
Are you gonna let them?
No.
What the hell, bro?
Yo, chat.
Stop reading fake chats.
What are you guys talking about?
These are not fake chats.
These are not fake chats.
No, I'm dead.
Are you in the game?
Hello?
Okay, are they going to keep continuing the tournament?
I don't want to know.
So, that's the manual.
Chess, someone's at my door, bro.
Chess, someone's at my door, bro.
Okay, I'm just going to get off, Jeff.
We're not going to get a game.
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Bro, the craziest thing just happened, bro.
Chad, the craziest thing just happened.
Where's my duo?
Wait, did the toilet make it cancel?
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Almost every single person that tries to become a streamer today fails
Why? Because they don't understand the reality it takes to succeed in today's competitive market.
Streaming can be a lot of work and super frustrating.
So let's keep it simple and-
There is nothing worse than when you're sitting there streaming away,
trying to make your content grow your channels,
and you're talking and talking and talking,
and no one is talking back to you.
I know that a lot of streamers out there see no point in talking to anybody
because they know there's no one in their chat,
so they're like, why am I talking to no one?
This is stupid.
Yeah, we gotta do the other one.
I'm learning to talk to no one is essential in fact they are going to...
Bro what are you saying in the chat bro?
To go over how to do this, how to talk to a quiet adult dream, there's a massive mindset
on Twitch of streamers who are like oh I'm just awkward and weird and I'm kind of quiet
and nobody wants to talk to me.
If it's about this, their chat moves a mile a minute.
They cannot physically keep up with it.
They might pull an odd message every so often out of that massive flow of messages but for
the most part they are...
You really watching? I'm trying to make my chat faster, don't you?
I got 75,000 viewers.
Bro, chat.
I need to talk to chatGPT something, bro.
Yo, chatGPT, can you hear me?
Of course, I'm here for you. What's on your mind or what do you need to talk through?
So listen, I need you to pry out. I need you to pry out of me why I feel weird, okay?
Yeah, absolutely. I'm here with you. Take your time and you can just start from wherever you feel it's right.
Listen, listen. I'm gonna give you directions. I need you to read me like a book and analyze why I feel weird right now and how to fix it, okay?
Got it. I'll keep a calm steady tone like a guide through a story.
Just walk me through the thoughts or moments you're feeling and I'll help you untangle them and find some clarity for you
Whenever you're ready, you can start.
Okay. Ask me your question. Come on, let's go. Start it.
Yeah, of course. Let's begin with something basic. When did you first notice this weird feeling?
Was it tied to a specific event or just a general shift in your mood?
Um, so my plan for this stream was to play this Fortnite tournament, but ever since this Fortnite tournament got cancelled, the Fortnite servers were down.
I've just been picking my nose on the screen, and I feel weird.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
It's like the whole momentum of your plan got thrown off, and now you're just kind of drinking.
What do you think would help you ground yourself again?
Like, do you need to step away from streaming, or is there something else you could do to regain focus?
Maybe I'm not good enough to charge you with this.
Hey, I want to pause you there for a second.
I know it feels that way, but one canceled tournament or a weird stream moment doesn't define you.
You put in the work and you're still growing.
Let's figure out a small step, maybe a different focus so you can get back on track without that doubt to people, okay?
Alright, keep asking me questions.
Of course, I got you. Let's dig a bit deeper.
When you think about why you feel weird, is it tied to something you expected from yourself, like a standard you hold?
Or is it more about how others might perceive you after this?
Second.
Take your time, no rush. If you need a moment to think or just sit with it, that's totally fine.
And whenever you're ready to share, I'm right here.
I said second, like others.
Yeah, that makes sense.
It sounds like there's a bit of worry
about how people might see you,
maybe like a fear of letting them down or losing momentum.
What's a small way you can remind yourself
that you're still in control,
even if things didn't go as planned?
Well, I have a six pack and I'm training up,
I'm training for this Jason plan and off of mine in six.
I love that energy.
You've got a clear goal and you're putting in the work.
So even if this one thing got derailed,
that doesn't change the bigger picture.
What's the next step you can take today to keep that progress going?
I want to go to the gym, but I don't want to train on the boxing and training to do something
bad with me.
But I want to keep training.
That's a really good point.
You know, maybe you could keep the stream going, but focus on something else, like a
lighter workout or just chatting with your audience, so you stay engaged but keep the
boxing prep private.
Would that help?
No, that would not help, because I don't go away on the work.
I go all in or not.
That makes total sense.
If you're all in, then maybe just take a break from streaming for today.
Keep your focus fully on that training.
Then when you're done and you've given it 100%, you can come back stronger.
Share the win and keep that momentum going.
I'll be streaming for 6 hours every single day.
If I don't, if I ain't streaming early today, I'll be a loser.
I get that.
It's a huge commitment and I know how much it means to you.
But remember, consistency over time is what counts.
Not just one day.
If you rest today, you're not a loser, you're just prioritizing your long term plans.
What's one small way you can keep connected with your audience, maybe a quick check-in
or just a post so they know you're still there?
Yo chat, what's one small way that I can keep connected with you guys chat?
Yeah, you could just-
Snapchat!
No, bro, I need to keep streaming, bro.
Chat you can't even keep streaming.
Yeah, I'm with you.
If you feel like you need to keep streaming, maybe pivot to something different like a Q&A
or just sharing your progress mindset.
Keep a low pressure, but still keep the consistency up.
Let's keep you in the group, alright?
I'm ready to connect with you.
Ooh!
Yo, Boomi, you here?
Boomi's mad at me right now.
I can tell he has a red face here.
He knows why.
He knows why.
He can read me like a book.
I'm here, yeah.
Okay, nobody else can read me
as good as Boomi in the chair.
I don't know why he's so good at reading me.
Like, you guys don't know the word either.
Okay, I'll give you one of the reasons.
My eyes are like, they're hurting so...
They're not hurting bad, but it's like they're dry and it's hard to play for them.
Right now it's just like hurting, bro.
Why is boony being that cigarette thing, bro?
Bro, I was like that last time. No, it's because of, um...
It's because of, uh...
It's because of, um...
Act of teen, bro.
Like ever since I've been on the Haki team, like my eyes, I would tear up in lakings before Haki team, but now it's way worse.
We should have to thug it for a while. Just like in life.
Alright, I have an idea if I don't want to keep shooting. Who wants the 1v1 token me?
For $5. 1v1 boss, I want the 1v1 boss.
Anything.
You get the one with the game, you can go to the toilet.
Toilet.
Pull that green me then.
Tell me, tell me what, tell me why I want an end mushroom.
Or a boomy.
Are you in the chat?
Say the first letter of why you think I'm an end mushroom.
Say what a circle.
I'm gonna see your smile.
What is being here?
We both know.
Yo, this kid is weird bro.
This kid is so weird!
Hey bro, what do you mean?
I didn't turn it on.
But that's the minimum.
You said you want me to shrink till 5am today bro.
I was down to do it bro.
I was down to shrink till 5am.
Boxing and training and you'll grow
child for you want to do this ok
great
but it first of all look at my to do this
I know I'm right
You're not reading me bro, look at my to-do lists.
Most of them are just thoughts, but I haven't even done these to-do lists to-do lists yet.
I transferred them on into three different sections.
Reminders, to-do lists, and habits.
For one of the to-do lists is...
Fixed glasses, I fixed that today.
Then I gotta pay something else, then I gotta get this thing.
Lalalalala.
Am I right Bloomy?
Am I allowed easy to read?
You tryin' to do too much in one day?
The 7030 is the best method, or what?
70% done?
Jeffrey, I would say you're a clown for buying viewers, but shit, you even didn't click on
stream and then by viewers I have no money.
If I had money bro, I would not be stressin' it off.
I'm streaming out of scarcity bro.
Actually, I was in love with it for a minute but these past few days bro,
it's just been super dry bro. I've been watching streamers
poking on stream, like it wasn't like those lcq days bro.
Maybe I need to go to LA and collab with Arky.
I don't know what that is, but that list is really long.
You'll get over one looking at it?
Oh, it is.
It does get overwhelming, but that's why I did the organization thing that my boy Lance
taught me.
Tips for Anti-Broke Operation.
If you want to not get broke, you just got to do something that's like...
You gotta pray to God, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
If God would put the right things in your life,
like yesterday I went to Bible study,
I'm not going to start talking about religion,
but I'm going to give you guys some motivation.
One of the guys at the Bible study said,
do you get clean before a shower?
No.
You get clean after a shower.
And that's like what repenting to Jesus is.
you're not gonna be the perfect person before you repent to Jesus you gotta go
to him with all your sins and all your mistakes bring back box like tokens
something like that mmm let me cook bro I know my chat resonated with that
message right there I was like that resonated with me like you can't it's
like also like it reminds you like you can't be the perfect person and try to
like do something at the perfect time you just got to do it you know I'm saying
bring that box like tovines let's do it let's do a hundred oh before that we
need to get a response from clicks chance to prove that and what I'm saying is I
believe as his father first of all I'm his father so any and I think I'm a
decent father meaning I'm gonna tell my son the truth I'm not gonna over sell my
be joyful pray continually I really believe my son is the it will be the
best and it's one of the best frags and one of the better players in the game
For love, I have a good impression, Tweet.
What's this?
stop it's so dumb it's not done bro it's a good tweet dude look at my most
popular tweets
initially Kev likes Alex who's Kev likes Alex
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
my most popular tweet chat girlfriend long response time gone and I will miss you guys
guys by the time you guys are seeing this unfortunately I'm raped gone and I will miss
you guys are so I need to
Dude, how do I get 50 if in grand bro dude the globe is crazy, bro
You guys think this is a I don't know
L male, Asian Jeff, you're black, what do you mean I'm black?
Let me go up.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, dude, I was chat, this was two, this was three
years ago and now I can incline, curl, or flab man check, I could probably do 70s, is
is that good or no 70 pound dumbbell 70 pounds wait a minute 40s I'm crying no
that was three years ago I'm not client 30 30 plus pounds and three years is bad
bro yo I was chopped back then bro how much money do you guys think I check how
How much money do you look like you can't pick a rock?
Oh my god, I'm about to go downstairs to my apartment.
You actually just got me upset.
What the fuck is my IRL streaming phone?
No, I'm about to show you guys chat.
I can curl, I can bench 70 pound dumbbells.
Where is my streaming phone?
You actually just got me mad.
Who is your favorite Asian jet park?
Yeah, let's get a chat.
Ben, you're Ben, your skin was so clear back then?
Cause I, cause I didn't, cause I wasn't stressed, stressed, like grease your skin a lot.
The, the, this Asian Jeff only wanted to play 4-0.
Now this Asian Jeff has responsibilities, bills to pay, relationship problems,
living a life on survival mode every day, training for this flight coming up.
You know what I'm saying? This Asian Jeff,
For Nick is the steroids bro guys. I don't take steroids
You know, I don't think I ever will for now
Now I would never do that
Thanks
They're really good acne
Well, I
I don't know why my skin got so bad, but it's not on steroids. I'm not on steroids. Yeah
My skin isn't even that bad
I'm telling you guys this all it's from all the built-up stress, bro
It's cuz it's cuz my bank account is not the same as what it used to be and that's like that could be a very like people have money
Like people have money, but then when you lose all the money like that could make you like
lose your sanity, bro
Or like you could have such a big
You could be like this God and then you drop it all down and that could make you have acne too
You guys will never know what I'm talking about because you guys never experienced it
Only TSM myth has experienced it, but TSM myth has money probably so you good
Um, who else experienced it? Ninja probably experiences it, but he has money, too.
Chad, is Ninja streaming anymore?
When was the last time he streamed?
Damn, bro.
I'm going to get this bitch, oh that wasn't very nice dude.
Yo wanna play duels?
Yo Jeff was good, yo let's go Chrissy.
love you man love you too bro how much money have you lost it bro I haven't
lost any money I'm just like it's not as rich as I used to be
dude dude dude
I'm so bad at archiving, sorry bro
Chad, what is that thing on his mouth?
What is that for?
Yo, I just put on deodorant bro?
Or cologne?
And like, it's making my neck have a rash
Hide
Inside, he's there
Come, scum, scum
I mean his camera quality is just super good, I don't get how he does it.
wait why am I still modding this chat? Boomi, can I have my stream quality like this?
go put on cologne still for stream, I can go
where am I? I can't, I gotta be careful with what I say
Boomi's gonna figure me out, gotta be careful chat
we're getting watched! we're getting watched! no!
No we can't even watch. We can't see you little bro.
Oh you guys can't see it? Look at his stream quality. How do I make my stream quality like this?
Is my camera this good quality? Or does he just have a better camera?
What ad blocker do you use for Twitch?
I don't use ad blocker. I have Twitch turbo.
B! B! B? What?
Let's see if Oliver wants to play.
We need to get content.
You're stream lagging hell right now? Are you lying?
Wait, my stream is actually lagging.
We good, we're good, are we back?
Where were the function?
Shit, just froze for real.
You smoking something right now or what?
Shall we back?
Frozen.
Hello?
Back?
Frozen.
Hello?
Dude, I think the viewbots are taking everything.
Everything.
Frozen.
Taking everything.
I'm
I'm taking everything.
Shall we back?
I mean mine is Berkeley fun actually type one of you guys can hear me
Bro, what is this guy saying bro?
Is it good now?
Hello?
Hello?
What's going on in my stream bro?
Dude I think Twitch's messing with me, blue me.
You know I've been getting ego'd, it's crazy, they weren't cooked in, you're getting ego'd,
what the fuck dude.
I mean.
Oh my god.
I
Think it's a rich brother games right having a I got no delay booming
You think he does it around Aussie?
I don't know what's going on in my shame bro.
I
It's not you it's tWitch
But no one else's stream is lagging doesn't work out if for whatever reason Victor doesn't make it everybody else is fine
It's not no adapts is
I
It's just literally like that you should have bad FNCS is here in there
You just bounce back from me like I don't victory hasn't been playing that long
So he doesn't really fully understand that dude, but he's gonna have a bad FNCS
But also, you know, you can't compare West with anything central placements like him
I'm not him winning on West isn't even equal to 10th and central. I put that on God
That's not my point but y'all keep what car up on this big big winning episode. I don't get to wait
What's your point? What's your boy? My point is this?
Number one. I believe my son is one of the best frags on the planet number one. Okay, that's that that that's what I know
And what I'm saying is that if you give my son the same opportunities that people like you have then he will prove it
But he hasn't had those opportunities
Of course, he's gonna look like the best part in the world for his fucking West people
You like me and Higgs fucking are 40 came rolling through every fucking viewers are making an entire cycle
Viewers are making
I'm back
In my back!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, what is going on, bro?
I just want to be a streamer, bro!
I just want to be a streamer, bro
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of
I
Know
CS I'm down to hop on CS low key
What do we think about CS go CS go Valorant either Valorant or CS go ass
Wait, is Tarek in LA?
Yo Tarek, you trying to
pull up to my 22nd
22nd, my 22nd birthday?
To my birthday?
He's other than the Shinto 5 AM?
I'll be back. Wait, Chen, my back right now. Oh, look at
chat. What the how much delay? He said he's his delay. Wait,
one second. He has delay, bro. How do you play with delay?
Or how do you shoot with delay? That's a genuinely.
One better spot.
Jeff buddy.
Jeff, you have no threats in the evening.
Oh, safe technique.
Come on.
Look at that.
bro is this fucking 30 minute delay what's going on bro bro how long is
this fucking delay
If they push out B, just come up to look at me.
Jason, let's go, bro. Let's do it all, dude.
Oh, boy, this is gonna be really fun.
I should keep playing.
Read my chat, bro.
I'll play seriously.
Dude, can you just fucking ignore my chat?
Chat, I asked to play four of them?
Chat, I'ma...
So that's a no?
August, he isn't freezing.
Or are you trying to pull up?
Alright, read chat again, man.
God.
Bro, why is this chat so fast?
I don't read it.
You said let's do well
Yeah, my back
Let's go
Jeff buddy Jeff, how do I tell you can't we're not friends bro Jeff?
I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. You're not coming to my birthday party
If I see you in my birthday party, you're getting fucking punched on.
Yo, this guy thinks you got beef and stuff.
This kid is dead as not jokes.
I feel like, yeah, I don't want to be in season, but I feel like I lied right there when I'm trying to throw my knee into the pinball.
There you are.
He thinks he has aura chat.
Is Tivorik not in LA?
Uh, it's not for an open farm.
Where's the hell?
Uh, I will finish it.
I'm gonna head over.
Whoa Jeff we can be friends after I whip your ass until then it's nothing but smoke
bro.
Shabby like, I'ma knock you out for Sakura
He's in LA
SENT YOU PARTY FOOL ON TWITTER
BRING EVERY-
Chef, just knock him out
YO CHEF
Chef, where did all my view bots go?
Chill with the ads bro.
Noo noo, the Indian tech developer finally ran out of money.
My bitch a pester cut, the demon in the hood, I'm raiding at the church, you move around me clutch, you slam me, share I'm slugged, my twin is only us, I'm trapped in a fuck of budget,
Well, the demon in the club, don't read and act the church
Don't see you move around me, clut, you slay, I'm sharing shit
I don't care if you're a rap, I'm trapped in pain
Your eyes don't wash my sleeves, we trapped the numbers on them belts
And the thanks you said, we'll be gone, or I'll be trucked to new ones
They shut from overseas, we've been out of the chance of quorum
Right now we chasing players low, they're hailing dirty rap
That shit that made me sleep, I knew how to count with money
I'm here, what do you mean?
Yo, this video is dutted.
Yo, what's going on guys? In today's video, I'm gonna be using chatBt to coach me to win a solo arena game.
We got a special guest. Yo, what's good? Chajiptee, how you doing today?
Hey, I'm doing really well. Thanks for asking. I'm super glad you're here. What's up?
How's your day going so far?
Hey man, my day's going pretty good, you know what I'm saying?
I need-
I just dropped all my food.
LGF's call me LGFZ.
Haha, no worries. We all have those moments.
I totally get it. Just dust yourself off, maybe do a little vacuuming, and you'll be good.
Don't worry, you're still here today.
Uh, what about my veins? You know, I'm looking at my veins right now.
Like my veins are poppin' in the light, I might as well hold you, man.
Does that mean I'm lean?
Yeah, for real, it sounds like you're really dialed into your comp,
especially if you've been hitting the gym or doing some extra cardio.
Keep that focus though, make sure you're hydrating, and you'll keep feeling strong.
Okay, okay, okay, I see you going.
I see you, my love.
What am I, dead? I'm from New York.
Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese, chat, you tea.
You like, you like my singing?
Ha ha, yeah, I know.
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.
I'm loading into this arena game right now. I'm gonna drink some water. Tell me when to stop, okay?
Yeah, for sure. Just take a few sips now, and once you get into the warm-up zone, I'll remind you to stop and stay focused.
You got this.
Chad, is my shrimp done?
Chad, you're cute.
You did not tell me to stop.
What is good with you?
Bruh, I think the game's dead.
Oh my god. Oh my god, we loaded in.
Oh, perfect timing.
Oh my god. Oh my god, we loaded in. Oh my god.
Look, I'm like you, Chad and team. I'm a robot. Oh my god. Oh my god, we loaded in.
A pro Fortnite player just made history, achieving something that no other player in the world
has done.
And his name is Venom.
He just became the first Fortnite player ever to win an FNCS in the two biggest regions
in the world, Europe and North America.
So today I'm going to break down how Venom got dropped by his duo, picked up an inexperienced
controller player and pulled off one of the biggest comebacks ever to win the
FNCS Major 1 Finals all without a coach. And it all starts in game number one
where Venom and Curve drop at Battlewood Boulevard. And to give you guys some
context, Curve was streaming his POV throughout the entire tournament, but Venom
was not. And they end up dropping on the north side of Battlewood Boulevard near
the theater area usually uncontested but as you can see they're already getting some damage that
they need for Storm Surge right off the rip even a knock out of the air Venom and Curve.
I do want to also mention that Curve is the first controller player since 2023 to win an FNCS so
this win meant a lot more than just setting history by being the first player to win on NA
and EU, Curve also put controller players back on the map with this W. Another thing
about this team is they absolutely slayed out. So in game number one, they end up finishing
in 14th place with five eliminations, but by the end of the first day, they are tied
for the most eliminations with 31. And someone even mentioned that if you just add up their
elimination points they would have qualified to the land based on purely
eliminations so right here Venom ends up going down and Curve is gonna try to
clutch up some additional points and placements here he's gonna get one more
a limb here in this game and by the way Curve is on controller but his
mechanics would make you think that he's on mouse and keyboard he is one of the
most mechanical controller players I've seen in a long time 154 around the
corner right there is running in trying to find a refreshed in the endgame by
himself by the way Venom went down a while ago
perv is capable of getting all these placements on his own 14th place is not
bad considering there's 50 teams in the lobby and how stacked these endgames get
that is a exceptional solo clutch from the controller player of this duo
Alright, shall we back?
and there actually are a lot of people in with
yeah this is the problem yeah
I'm gonna be on the other side I'm just looting this shit
pretty sick
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Yeah, we back
I don't see anyone.
Yeah.
Where are the north east?
Yeah, it's probably where they are.
Yeah, I go over here.
Temple was needed.
Yeah, he's on Temple.
I'm gone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where?
It's still on.
There's one.
There's your move.
I'm on him.
47?
We're idiots.
They're running.
I think he was out
Just cheese cheese pizza means something bad or something
I don't know what that box is.
Open that shit up.
Open that shit up.
Open that shit up.
Open that up.
That's all I'm gonna say, just say roller.
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Rollin', Rollin'
Just say roller.
Rollin', Rollin'
How many you got?
Who got that?
Me. Oh, I only have two.
Only two?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got a point.
You wish you had more?
Do it. No, do it.
Yeah. I actually wish I'd,
I wish I'd, I wish I would've had one more.
Three is what I wanted.
Yeah.
But my wife didn't want to look at me make it anymore.
We're done. Yo, I was there. It's it. I think Dorfus. He should stop working early. So
yeah, yeah, come in candy bars diabetes.
Now diabetes, diabetes don't fuck. What? I'm still doing my thing. What the hell?
But you're one. I'm gonna type one is worse. What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no type two is is what type one is more dangerous more dangerous. Yes type one is way worse
And my shit is shit
How old are you fact 28?
Okay
28 you got a dickie do
Do not look where it's connected
Okay, jump down now just jump down just jump down look for it to something. Okay. I'm gonna edit your briefing me, bro
I'm just go just go
for me though that one I didn't know what you're talking about you haven't got
both of the chat we're back I think it's good talking about you haven't got
both of the chat we're back I think it's hello
Play! Play!
Jeff, you forgot to restock the count when you had stream pause.
Alright, buddy. You're done.
I think we're back, Jeff. Alright, buddy. You're done.
Jeff, I think we're back, bro.
We go into game number...
Peterbot vs. Clicks.
Today I'm watching one clip from each of these pro players.
Where is he sure that people are trying to put their world back together?
This doesn't make any sense. You love me. You love you sure. I know
Hello
What's that Ryan? This is the quote. It's just for your digestions this time
I swear, your dog is causing a ruckus.
What did he do?
He just smacked my whole yogurt and put it all on you.
No way.
Yeah, it's all on you.
Gosh, Benny!
Sit down, boy.
Good boy.
Block this, I got that hot cheese,
Thank you so much, you can drop quick.
Hi guys, welcome back to the channel.
We're here live in action, back out the strongest ever.
And today, I'm gonna bring you into my world a little bit
and show you what I eat on the daily
to stay in shape, to keep my body right.
Yo.
Mom to Jim.
Fuck.
Bro, I'm just having an awful day today, bro.
What?
my shreem is just lagging bro i'm getting view-botted
yes bro
yeah it's so annoying
i don't know if chat can even hear you or not but
be careful what you say alright
is that girl?
i'm off
tell your mother to say hi
tell your mother to say hi
i should say hi dad
Dude, I don't get it, bro. Why is my stream lagging?
No.
Basta la la la la.
I need a lock in, man.
Come meet my chef. This is Manny Garand, the man who cooks everything for me.
My name is Manny Manny Garand, personal chef for Ryan Garcia.
How do you cut a watermelon?
Down the middle.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
You gotta go somewhere with your mom?
None.
Why does she say how you're ready?
Because I was changing.
And she was in the room until we closed her eyes.
You guys share your room together?
No.
She used to do my laundry.
I want to meet your mom, bro.
I want to meet your mom.
I usually have a chef during camp, man I've used before, obviously I would have used him
every other time, but he had to go with the pod drain and cook for them which was fine.
No hard feelings, man.
I might have to punch him later.
Usually I don't eat anything before my five mile run, I go on a five mile run before
any day starts, and then I come back, I do eight rounds of shadow boxing, or ten with
my weights right here.
I shout out power hands, always supporting me.
I use these all the time, every morning, after my five-mile run.
Then I come back, and I decide if I want to eat or not,
how my body feels.
I kind of listen to my body more.
Sometimes I won't eat at all.
Manny knows.
It's kind of a frustration for Manny.
But I always do a coffee, a mocha, a hot mocha,
preferably from Starbucks.
We're going to do an avocado toast.
We're going to get a lot of b-roll,
how good this looks, because it tastes a lot better.
And it even looks, which is going to be crazy.
And then you're going to put you on the bread now,
which is what it uses.
And how do you make that?
Put a little bit of turkey in it,
and then the avocado, and I put a little bit of cheese
on top of it, probably like two ounces of cheese.
And then one head, that is good.
Everybody loves it, everybody's excited about it.
Is that a special kind of bread?
They like to use?
Yeah, organic.
They've bread thin slice, whole grain, amazing, really good.
Not too big either.
I work my ass off, I feel good. If I feel good, I perform good. So I want my food to
taste good.
You know what I mean? I need a little bit of salt, you know, a little salt. If I-
O-grain, amazing, really good. Like you-
Yeah, organic. Dave's bread, thin slice, O-grain.
Dude, I don't know what to do. I shouldn't just glitch, bro.
This is bomb as hell, and it's healthy, this got the best, go vote for Mendy Durant.
You know, I see all the great, great champions in the past, I see them chilling with tigers,
and I start thinking to myself, what animal would I want?
Comment below, what animal should I get?
An exotic animal.
I'm thinking of monkey
All right, bro
That was
Let's hop to the super-star.
Ah!
Alright, we're gonna be doing rack for the boys today.
So ground turkey, guacamole, pico, fresh sauce I'm about to make,
and the lettuce at the bottom. Pretty easy, pretty healthy.
This, I'm making a first sauce off of here in Florida's rap.
I'm too stressed to my chest is moving the message so doing less than my seconds to be depressing
So check the product I promise my man is honest my silence to find my pockets one clock and then get the lessons
Uh, so I do a clip of kids. I'm not telling I'm showing just what it is. I got to do something the rest of the video is it
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Oh, wait, I was going to ask if we could, like, 1v1 for the spot, or...
That's a spares
Hold on
Charry back
Then we're back
Charry back
Yo dig, dig with the six bits bro
Then we're back
Charry back
Yo dig, dig with the six bits bro
Please react to Bloodhound bro
This one?
How do I train him bro?
How do I train like him?
Jeff, Baile's selling the strings.
Wait, me and Bloomy.
I'm confused.
Ning we're back.
Ning we're back.
I'm gonna go pee chat.
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Oh, that's all I got.
Not even out a minute yet.
We've made some mistakes along the way, some very recently.
You here with the mission, sir?
I am.
Trying to get me back in the world?
I'd like to save it.
I had your secret weapon.
I would start fishin' that out of the ocean and look up to speed on if you're in.
The briefing pack is waiting for you back at your apartment.
Does the debriefing pack is waiting for you back at your apartment?
Is there anything you can tell us about the Chesseract that we ought to know now?
He should have left it in the ocean.
So far Crawford is fighting his fight and he has neutralized Canelo's offense.
That was the first real bad intentions shot that partially ended up skips.
You cannot reach for me without me trying to teach you a lesson.
And that was the best punch of the fight thus far.
Crawford took it well, but Canelo's starting to find a home.
Something else hard before the end to say hey, there's this distance between you and me
Like that. No, I had a great fit around a chance Crawford knew he had to make a stand
That shot got Canelo detention as Crawford's back was against the ropes here. We go round nine
It's it's I think it's more than no nonsense
sense. As Teddy Atlas would always say, Canelo was looking to be friends and Crawford is not looking to be friends.
Great exchange with Terrence Crawford right there. This is the moment when Terrence Crawford stood his ground and got his respect from Canelo Alvarez.
This is the punch that Crawford has been getting hit with all night. Great good boxing. Beautiful. Body shot by Alvarez to begin round with us.
Good, I'm going to cut off the time, we'll tell what I heard about the police officer.
And how does he look like in her?
This is Canelo's best moment of the fight.
All right, so we do have the same set of judges that feel that judge got more of
all of this many pack of fighters.
This has been a masterful performance from Derek Crawford.
Canelo's going to fight, he's a warrior, he's a champion, a great proud champion.
But Crawford, that would be one of the...
Down the stretch we come!
And there's the team ahead!
Steve Weisfeld scores it 1-16 to 1-12.
Max DeLuca and Tin Cheetam both have it.
1-15 to 1-13 to the winner by unanimous decision.
the fighting pride of Omaha and Nebraska, USA, and no!
Green Magazine, an undisputed, super-middleweight champion of the world, Terrence Bourne!
It's not. It's not. It's not, baby.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not. It's not, baby.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Damn, man, what the hell are you doing?
This guy will nuff you on your ass.
Come on, Rock. It's not a game.
You want to live in the hospital for five weeks this time?
You thought I would stop this job and kill you?
Come on, come on, get your head out of your shoulder, man.
Damn, man, come on!
Sire, I have failed you.
You just made learning.
I'm not
What's the matter with you?
tomorrow
There is no tomorrow
There is no tomorrow
There is no tomorrow
What's the matter with you?
We wouldn't have had to play with one, so what?
At least it would have been real if we hadn't.
What's real?
Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are.
I don't believe in myself no more, don't you understand?
In that round, then Rocky gets knocked down and Mickey's saying stay down, stay down.
And he's getting up.
Apollo Creed thinks that he knocked him out.
When you see Apollo Creed turns around, arms in the air, I fucking got him.
You see when he turns around and looks at Rocky and watches him get up and Rocky gets
his gloves and motions him to come to him.
Apollo puts his head down and just goes like this.
It's not so much Rocky getting up.
That's big for me.
Apollo Cree's face became every motherfucker
that verbally and non-verbally.
I got them all.
I got them all.
And I feel that, that little wheel you have,
that everybody's name on it.
Hello?
Can you guys hear me?
Rocky is a timeless underdog story that resonates with themes of perseverance, determination,
and the human spirit.
The film follows Rocky Balboa, a small time boxer from Philadelphia,
given a shot at the heavyweight championship, central to its narrative.
You look lonely.
I can hear.
And I don't understand this.
Yes, I'm bra. I need to win this fight, bro.
I need to knock out Jason the Wing, bro.
Your battle was better.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Can't let this kid win bro
Literally two minutes, I'm gonna pee.
Me?
But then bro, am I tripping or getting weird?
Listen, I was just saying that.
I swear, I was just saying that.
I'm not even trolling.
I literally just said, I feel weird to this.
I don't know why.
Where's my energy drink?
I got all y'all one right here.
I got three energy drinks for us to go around.
Two are already finished though.
Oh Derek, play the loom.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Put on a quack on the stream, it's a quack of life.
It's that day of virus.
Get the vibes up, I'll get the vibes up.
I'll get the vibes up for show, but,
should we hate grade somebody?
I'm just kidding.
What up, Bradz?
Quack of life?
What would be good on that on the hall?
I don't think, what's the, what's the, what's?
What's the matter?
What's, what's a good thing to put on the wall?
I'm going to go pee real quick, I'm going to go pee real real fast.
Yeah.
Ah.
No.
Zero.
Get back with a little more shit there.
You can find me.
Who the fuck are you talking to, though?
I'll see.
Let's try again.
Maybe.
You know what it is?
When I drink energy out of the cup,
I'm not used to it.
How y'all doing?
I'm probably gonna have to go around them.
How y'all doing?
I'm doing bad things.
How old are you?
You want me going?
No.
We're older than us.
But that can be 16 or 18.
I just don't want to talk to a minor.
You're so bad, how you doing wait where can I get up from bro?
How how old are you the fuck that girl that's like either eight or fifteen
Come on, bro. Where's the fucking?
Oh how many
Yeah, how many am I gonna
Bro, how many am I going to get dude?
Here we go.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
Where you from?
That's where you came from.
Okay, I just let me down so I don't have to mind it.
What's your type?
You guys, women or men?
Men.
That's me telling you.
All of you.
I'm not gonna beat y'all man, how old are you?
15
Bro, how many of you are older than me?
Are you out of here?
I know how you grew up myself
How you making that voice?
Are you talking about, wait, you're a CC?
No, I'm a fucking laptop.
Are you up with this right now?
Look, look, look, look, look.
That little voice mod? That little voice mod's V3?
Okay.
And if you download it, go to the banana.
Banana voice changer, okay?
Wait, do all your voices.
Uh, okay, do it. It's like that.
It's not like a bootie.
Dude, how many are there, bro?
Sorry, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Extreme room.
How are you doing?
Are you in extreme room?
How do you know that?
Is it different than us?
Well, I'm just in my room for a...
I guess I'm not in my room?
Hello?
Bro, what is everybody doing?
What's for video?
What's for video?
You want some fresh toast?
No, I'm okay. How old are you?
1921 I'm 21 as well. Wait, wait, what the fuck y'all are going on watch videos
Not shit
Chasing the charge
Yeah
There's two zealots.
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Mean bro, it's just one of those things where it's like
like
get the jake keyboard in your mouth then
yep
like
oh my gosh
i always think that's the second we start playing like pussies
we just start fucking playing
cherry back
That was amazing.
The machine is back.
I
Yes sir.
Yeah, it's back, it keeps buffering for me.
I
Didn't even know what the fuck I'm watching with these teams
What is this faxie bolts Josh and that I don't even know what I'm looking at
Yeah, yeah
There are boats you're actually
Are you gonna tell us that I wanted jokes
Yeah, I'm just
What I mean, I'm gonna run west
Yeah, I don't know
I
Look at the leaderboard you know, I don't think there's a
Dude, you see this leaderboard size up. You're the only two or pro shadow. There we go. That's it
Here, Lawrence Crawford shows us how to avoid getting trapped when the opponent presses
forward.
Porter is going aggressive this round, trying to cut off the ring by using his jab and pressing
forward.
Crawford however doesn't want to engage too much.
wants to read, size up and feel Porter first since it is the first round.
So let's dissect how he accomplished it. First, notice how he keeps perfect distance.
Not too close that Porter can reach him with a stepping jab. Not too far so that he doesn't
end up in the ropes. Just the perfect safe distance that also allows him to quickly counter
if needed. He gets to know the perfect distance because he measures it with the lead hand
and then he stays alert for any changes in position. If Porter steps forward, he steps
back instantly, maintaining the same distance all the time. But still, getting close to the ropes
at some point is inevitable. That's why he mixes his backward steps with lateral footwork.
Like, my thought is everything has a price. There is not a number that can get you back in
in that ring, 80 million, 100 million.
No, because now you selling yourself.
100 million dollars, you can have my soul.
That's you.
Now we know you're a character.
Sometimes, you know, you look at people and you be like,
dang man, you ain't got no dignity, you ain't got no morals.
Come on, man.
I wish you was going to stand for everything is about money.
Like, I never was in a sport because of money, you know?
Of course, I was in a sport to make money,
but I wanted to be a world champion.
You know, I wanted to do something
that I set my sights on to do as a little boy.
And money wasn't the motivation.
Me being a world champion was the motivation.
Me accomplishing all the things that I've accomplished
along the way on my journey, you know, it was like, it was
an extra credit. It was extra credit because it's coming
from the hood. It was like, man, I just want to be a world
champion because that's just my dream. So when I became a
world champion, it was just like, man, all this other stuff
is like a cherry on the top. Like, you know, me, I did what
I, what I, what I said my sights out to do. It was evidence.
I think we're back
I think we're back
Oh man
Sticker the shit
Hey you okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
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My purpose is that sometimes you go to the wrong place and you're like, oh, I don't
know.
My purpose
And sometimes you graduate out of high school
That I wasn't gonna let nothing stand in the way of me accomplishing that goal in my life
I was just like
Tell me all the time you need to get a plan B you need to go to school man, you know me school
I'm gonna go to school, and I'm gonna get in the fight,
I'm gonna get kicked out of college.
Like, I ain't, I'm school, man.
I'm gonna make this work.
I used to tell her, I'm gonna make this work,
and it ain't no other way.
It's either this dead or dead, like, it's no other way.
Like, this is gonna work.
It has to work.
I don't care what nobody's saying.
I don't care what nobody do.
This is gonna work because I can control it.
If I can't control it, if I gotta depend on somebody else, then that's one thing.
But this right here, it's in my hands.
Nobody else's.
Nobody.
So when I'm booing that way...
What?
No, you're not making copy.
It's late.
Okay, you can drink some water then.
Pro.
Okay, how about this?
I'll make you a smoothie.
I don't care if you train me like Mike Tyson, Ali, Sugar Ray, Robinson, it's on me to go
go out there and perform. It's on me to beat you as a man. So if I can control that, it's
on me. So I know in my heart and in my mind like, hey, when in doubt, it's gonna be me
against you. And I always said that even as a young fighter, and they asked me, you know,
how do you see this going? What if this happens? I said, man, listen, when in doubt, he gonna
He's gonna have to kill him.
Because he might have got a plan B, but I don't.
I can't repeat what he said verbatim, I can't repeat what he said verbatim, I can't repeat
And I can't repeat what he said verbatim.
The basis of his message was be the guy who embraces the ugly and miserable.
Be the guy who embraces hard work, the grind.
Don't be afraid of being hurt.
Don't be afraid to sacrifice some blood.
Deep inside yourself, are you a good guy trying to be bad or are you a bad guy trying to be good?
It's a good question.
I think I am a bad guy, but that's going to be good.
Just because religiously, we're all sinners, we're all sinners.
We're born into sin.
He still sucked.
What I tell you what I don't suck at is, you know, you saw it already.
You were crying.
I can't bless because he showed it.
You know what, actually, actually, you know what?
I don't want to be a commentator.
I just want to make you pride backstage again.
You just want to beat me as I want to beat you, but I'm still gonna beat you.
I don't want to beat you.
Yeah, you want to.
You are already beating me.
But you're not gonna beat me.
What was that?
You're not gonna beat me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Is he good?
Is he good?
I think he needs more salt.
salt that's it what does that mean him well
So what is that like being young? What is that like thinking there isn't another man on
a plane that could do anything to you?
You're a f***ing dumbass, Eric, you are a terrible human being.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I wish they'd let me know that I'm hitting the f*** with this.
You know I would absolutely kill you if I did something.
It's at the end of the world man, it's more to life than fighting.
You would expect to hear that from someone who isn't considered one of the greatest of all time.
But you're considered one of the greatest of all time.
So, it would be very hard to argue your approach.
Because it's been so successful.
Why become crazy? Why did I stop? Because I'm taking this stuff too seriously man. You have to take it for what it is
And so much pressure. I didn't perform as well as I was earlier
Especially my last fight before I stopped for the four years. I was thinking too much overthinking
To putting too much pressure like you said is too serious. You have to take it for what it is
It's only a fight, you know, it sucks if you lose but man, it is what it is
You know what I mean? Don't make it bigger than what it is
I used to fight in Vegas, before my fights I used to be very, very stressed.
One of the very therapeutic things I like to do is drive my car around and see normal people.
Driving, I see an old lady with her grocery store bag.
I'm thinking, she doesn't care if I win the fight Saturday or not.
She's not even going to hear about it.
Then I look, oh, he's another guy yelling to another guy because whatever problem,
or this guy is going to the bank to pay his mortgage stuff.
They don't care, they don't care, you know.
The effect that I have on the universe is so freaking small.
Nobody cares.
I'm the only one putting the pressure on me.
Nobody gives a damn about it.
It's a world championship fight.
I was fighting Michael Disney after four years.
Oh, Michael!
The fight are promoted on drama.
And like John said, John Denner says, fight or not, one on...
Do, do, do, do, do, do...
Dramon R1 on mundane things that we do every day. That's how fight or won.
Me, I see it, I fight like an autopilot, you know what I mean?
So when I fight, when I-
No, but it's still buffering!
Prepare myself for a fight, especially for the tactical part.
I program like a computer.
I want to react against that specific problem.
How I'm gonna take care of that specific problem.
The only way to program it is to do repetition.
Repetition, repetition, and repetition.
Eddie Bravo said like, tying up your shoes.
Yes.
Because we've been doing it so many times, you can talk to someone.
The same thing.
when I get into a fight I analyze again and I'm fighting and I see what pattern he does the most
often so I want to program my computer to react to that pattern that would give me the
advantage into the fight I don't know what went that pattern when I care when I want to program
myself that when it occur I have an answer for it right away I don't have to think about it
as long as I think I just react so that's why they help me to perform now get a say oh they
I'm nervous. I heard you don't sleep well the night before. I said, yeah, it's true. I don't sleep well.
What is your trick? How do you find a way to sleep? Well, I was like, I don't.
That's another thing about fighters. They wanted to box or that father made them box. I had to box.
I had to get myself out of my situation. Like when I was coming to, I didn't come for it. I
didn't say I'm going to be this unashamed champion. I would say I need to get money. I need to get
out of my situation.
Actually, all the guys that started with us, they all did.
Everybody that was older than me that started with me,
they all got you.
And then Joe, seven of them.
Like everybody that I actually started with, did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boston definitely really saved my life
because I had an anger problem.
I went back to school.
That's for me.
Because I dropped out because I was missing a lot of days
because I was in tournaments and stuff like that.
or I was fighting when I'm not at home.
We lost a lot of kids to death from the streets,
incarceration, and he has me talk about these things,
you know, like, man, when we want to get a break
or do something to show these kids in this town
that you can chase them dreams,
you can make these realities,
them dreams become realities,
and hopefully that means that people
to actually do that.
You make your own?
Thank you.
I
My secret is
Shall we back
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I need a refresh on that set up for her.
Can I have a back?
Yo, Yasmin.
Can I have a back?
Hey, are you okay?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it, I got it.
So beautiful, bro.
It's so beautiful.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go, bro.
be honest if they're sending bombs dude we're about to go in a month
Why are you guys saying we would I just also say we would of course my guys if I'm going you're going no it's not fake
It's from a
Yeah, it's from a real source my controller has like three million views
Can't be somewhere else to know bro because the only reason he's for his world cup exists is what candy just said to get
Yeah, it's horse to explore Saudi Arabia, right?
I've worried so much. You're not gonna cancer for asking question
Bro, you don't even know know it is. You know, I quiz you have a great rest of your night
We're about to play
When we said just don't go
I literally like
I don't know girl
I mean, if someone gives me the fucking cue like that's what they all not yo
Quiz you're like
Yeah, I can't
I'm not gonna lie. You're actually a full animal.
Quinn, think of the fucking hundred gifted, dude. Night little $600 before he goes.
Quinn, what do you do?
Like, you- I mean, Quinn, how much money-
Alright, yeah, that's federal. How much- how much money do you have?
Like, $500 just right there?
Even another fucking hundred gifted.
No, I'm not gonna lie, I love streaming with chats like this.
The best Bob in the world
I need to go fuck if it's like late night vibes
But I should have done it on an extent that public knowledge
Bob and co-owner of exit just got put together
They suggest I love money
Unfortunately, it's just life dude
I'm talking about money. I'm actually never talking about money. It's coming in the stream
where I'm talking about money. People are asking questions. What? What? This takes
that money definitely does buy happiness to an extent but money I don't think happiness is the right word I think I think that's the issue
I think money buys freedom
But happiness
Freedom is happiness right but once you have like a lot of money like you saw issues like you saw on those issues
Just buys full freedom. They don't have to worry about
Some of the shit that you guys have to worry about but I still worry about other stuff, right?
I said they just freedom
We said eight digits
In the eight digits, oh buddy's got
Could I sue much from like like family money, no, I mean
I mean that's not disrespectful, but eight figures
And you're like 21 or something if you have eight figures at 21 I would know you
You would be out for some shit
I would make it eight figures and want to be a streamer
This is not about money
What if you have eight figures nothing about money?
It's about feeding into like other fucking things that you have you probably want to become famous
and
Yeah, it's passion. Yeah. Yeah
What you have so much money?
You start doing shit and like trying to get a feeling off of shit
That's why I've never quit because I get a feeling off of this four-night shit. I thought I start doing
Well, I actually get so many feelings off of this four-night shit
Every tourney I it's just a roller coaster of emotions
Anyways, who cares anyways, we are the test generation for social media and dopamine addiction.
The only generation ever to have gone down in IQ.
Who cares?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's actually is true, that's actually is true, 100% that's
true.
Yo, we are actually the only fucking generation to go down in IQ.
so right bro this generation is cooked 100 million percent I agree with you
definitely the most like I'm educated I mean I'm I can't say anything bro I
dropped out
next time you talk to Greg I'm asking about the accent investors
I
Bro any mother I saw dude like
Yeah, how much is
Chaz again, I'm trying to think I think those
I'm chopping this guy out, I'm chopping this guy out, 100, crack, crack, crack, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in
Dead bro, holy shit
We win, we win, boats
Ready?
Facts bro, you're dead bro
Yo shut the fuck up bro, holy shit
Watch your side, watch your side
I'm fucking tall
Fucking retard
No man
Zoschik, come on
Zoschik, come on, Zoschik, come on
Holy shit
We guaranteed one, all the way
Go good at this and actually do well.
Alright buddy.
Look at what, look at what, come on up.
I have a bunch of guys on the black skin.
Fren is 22HP. Fren is 22HP burn by the way.
Firm.
So the finish.
Zozo don't talk, Zozo don't talk.
You guys chop him, chop him, chop him, chop him, chop him.
Chop him.
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
Somebody if you guys not go keep Fren by the way.
She should be 22HP burn.
That's that's no he's our 20
Yo, they're all one bro
I love your damage, bro
I'm right next egg. Let's just get a new joke
Yeah, you kind of suck
On anything door that's just 1020. No chicken chicken broccoli
Here's
Nah, cause it has to be like some fucking shit you gotta do.
Where does it come?
Can you just take my phone?
Do you want it whenever?
Dude, you're not trying to eat hot, bro.
Like, don't eat your fucking eye.
You're not trying to eat healthy, bro.
Okay, you want to eat healthy?
I'm gonna order Hawaiian, bros.
I'm done.
Let me see it, though, first.
I'm done.
Let me see it, though, first.
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