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05-08-2026 · 5h 58m
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time to talk bro who wants a one-one token bro
1v1 tokens all day till 10
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1v1 tokens all day into
EWC qualifiers
Till 10 chat. I'm gonna be in my shim at 10 p.m. Today. I
Got something very important. I gotta do
And I apologize man
25 viewers is this a glitch
It might be.
No man, it's fine.
I think I'm going on a double date tonight, Rhett.
Are you guys mad at me or no?
So how did nobody say that I'm wearing my hoodie backwards?
Who wants the woman talking to me yo, yo, who wants the woman talking to me
What's good yes, and how you doing bro after the war?
I went back to New York after the war. I went back to New York. I
Finish up studying and I practice law practice law
Yo once you know we see bro 6 p.m. Bro
We respect your fashion Asia. Thank you general rules. I appreciate you bro. Thanks so much, bro
After the law, I went back to New York, after the war, I went back to New York.
I finished up my studies and I started this law, I practiced this law, girl worked next
door.
Chad, we got a, we got a Covax chef.
You guys know why, right?
The reason we got a Covax guys, you know, we're gonna be running a lot of tokens in
today. I myself am gonna be grinding. Do you not go to the gym after day? I'm gonna be
honest you bro, I'm on this peptide bro and it's like making me super tired like I've
been taking hella naps lately bro. I got took a nap this morning chat. It's called, actually
I don't know how I don't know how much guys know what peptides I'm saying, bro
Chat bro, like you guys don't understand bro
After the war I went back to New York after the war I went back to New York
gay keeping peptides no I'm just on reddit right now chat because I don't know why this
head ties making me so tired bro but I feel like I'm just like sleeping bro you know what I'm saying
Alright, let's stay focused.
I feel you, that Chinese shit.
I've been waiting for that email.
Pump or have it bro? Probably pump.
After the war I went back to New York.
After the war, I'm playing that song check.
After the war I went back to New York.
Yo, do not tag me out bruh, I swear to god.
I think I figured out why my glasses hurt it's just like no side metal piece and it's like touching my head today
chat imma do a 48 hour stream by the way not today probably cause i have plans later
today but imma stream till 10th for you guys today so thats 6 hours for me
Oh god, we're not supposed to stick that out.
We're gonna have to use this to strike a note and help do that, baby.
Why are you doing this?
You're gonna have to use this to strike a note and help do that, baby.
Chad, do I look tired?
You have your vision, you're gonna have to use it.
Stay with Lahi, bro.
Stay with Lahi, bro.
Yo, y'all know that aliens are real, Chad?
Yo, let's go value.
Is that Clix's beaver in the chat?
Dude, that guy value used to be an Asian deaf viewer.
and now he's a click seer no shit chat
aliens are real bro what do you guys think you guys caring on I know what
it's for chat it's the Shrapless from the epsi fos billions been around bro so
why does nobody really care bro
Yo, if aliens are real bro, why do I have to pay taxes?
That makes no sense.
Jeff, don't ego me.
Guys, I'm co-vaxxing, bro.
I need to make sure my aim is crazy.
I need to get these- yo chat.
I'm about to refund these glasses, I'm not kidding.
Oh my god, she said I can't refund them
cause I already put like a prescription on them.
Yo, these like, Chad, this side piece right here
is hurting my side of my ear.
Cause the headset bro, or the glasses bro.
I don't know what to do.
Why do you seem like you're running out of time?
Why do you seem like you're running out of time?
I am running out of time.
Wait, let me get my game guys to check.
So nobody has noticed that I'm...
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I'm gonna go get my blood test to check, I need to see what my testosterone bet.
call lab core real quick cuz bro my I feel like my blood sugars is just low
chat I have no energy yeah yeah and it's close nice bro it's a Friday bro
don't be cat the V-butter's not here yet yeah he usually V-bots later bro and I
I think he's in the US then, right? If he's rebounding later?
I'm not trippin'.
Yo, this is pissing me off.
Students started confessing that you're a Scenes.
I got Scenes on my mind, I want Scenes.
I had a lot of Lambs on my mind, I want friends.
I want them to die, it's all my mind, I want stuff.
I'm in love with two girls in a time, and I'm Scenes.
Tansama
Where those hundred K viewers bro, they'll come in like maybe five hours, bro
It depends how hard the viewer wants to edge me
Um, have you heard about the virus agent Jeff? Yeah, but I'm a survivor, bro. I'm not scared of dying
Yeah, I'm not the one chat. I'm gonna tell you all something today
so I so I usually so I went to the gym before one live right and
My one of the roads to my house was closed
So I had to take a different way right and I went into a different apartment garage in the freaking garage door almost
closed into my car
Cuz like it didn't register in my car because I went to a different garage and I didn't realize until later
And like bro the garage door was open
So I was like, okay, I'm good and then as soon as I'm going to it insulin closes and I literally pause my
I honestly break my car. I heard the freaking screech on the tires and I thought like the garage door like
slammed into my car or like closed on my car right on the front hood and
And I think it just instantly went back up. So I think I'm good
Glad you're okay, bro. I'm not in trouble
I look he got scared of driving after because bro
There was a car behind me following me in the garage and he probably he saw the whole thing happen, bro
Like I don't know bro this this peptide chat is making me sleep, bro
Like I took a nap before I went live today
Like bro, I feel so sleepy, bro
And I and I asked my coach. I'm like why is this peptide making me so sleepy and he's like
Cause your blood, the sugars are probably low and you have to drink more water
And it makes sense chat
Cause I stopped drinking water, like I don't drink as much water as I used to drink a gallon every day and now I don't
Now I like, don't like water or something
Yeah but you're a survivor
I know bro
I know bro
This peptide got me messed up bro
Whatever chat I'm thinking I'm thinking about doing steroids soon. Do you guys think I should do steroids? No, I'm kidding
I'm not doing steroids
Chat 48 hours starting Monday
Yo spider think what a 75 year array bro, I appreciate it, bro
No you already got too much stuff in the system.
I know I look good as fuck right now bro.
La la la la la la la la la.
Chaa I woke up mad early today.
I woke up at like 8.50 am bro.
I did a lot of shit today.
I did a lot of shit today, Shrek.
Just letting y'all know, man.
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Wait, do you guys think it's a one person army or do you guys think it's like a multiple
group of people.
He's back, he's back, he's back, he's back, he's back, he's back!
He's back!
I'm going baby on baby, that nigga, he thank you your gangsta, he promise to slay the 3
Probably told you I'm lit, come get you a snail, I'm pure like O'Cain and Ames, pull
up rock and roll white like I'm God, put him up like a cat if he try me, gotta watch
him my life is excite, he's face down my door and she laughin' and smilein', still got
shit on my plate from November, a few open cases.
Well, we're still gonna continue on with our schedule check.
We ain't gonna let the view writer ruin our mood.
If anything, we're gonna let him boost her mood!
You guys get in or no?
Why am I...
Like...
Why does my head hurt when I put on glasses?
I'm gonna meditate okay?
Okay I'm gonna meditate so I can... cutting fingernails into meditating.
I'm gonna show you on my screen so you guys can ask what I'm gonna do.
fingernails into meditating to into warm-up. Alright chat here's the plan for
the stream we're gonna cut our fingernails where is it?
Yo y'all think my acting got better or no? Oh my god this hand's better I use a
cream on this hand this hand I didn't really use a cream you guys know where
What does this turn this from acne bro? Oh my god my lips are freaking cucks bro
Oh my goodness
Yes way better
Wait, wait why I had I had at why I had acne bro use condoms. What do you mean condoms condoms?
Cat my acne got way better
All right, we're gonna cut our fingernails. Okay, I was gonna get a pedicure today, bro,
but it was $35, bro. We're not doing that.
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They're close
Like oh my god, everything's just closed bro like we get it bro. You want to go home, bro
You finish your nine to five, bro. We get it, bro
Like I get it, bro. You finish your nine to five, bro, but I'm more important, dude
Yeah, how do I tie in on my whooping it keeps falling down?
Like is there a way to tie in the up?
Yes, or no in the chat
Okay, so we got the nail particles right here you guys see this
You guys see how many nails I just cut see that how's our nails looking?
good or bad good in it good or bad I almost just said the n-word good or
bad you those lips crusty and pimply it's not my fault it's the acutin fold
Jeff maybe show us cutting your toenails oh yeah I was gonna come on
Tony is on stream too. I got you guys.
So chat, you guys got an IGL me here bro. I don't know how to cut my toenails bro.
I'm not kidding, I don't know how to cut my toenails.
Do you guys know how to or no?
Ladies and gentlemen, time!
Do you score? Cool me. I'm gonna try my best. I got it.
I got it now. I got it.
I got it.
I don't understand this
You're changing like it's candy
Money or can't take this damage
In the way I feel can't stand it
I don't understand this
I did it!
I did it, Chad!
Did I do it or no?
You got fungus, bro?
I don't have fungus, bro.
My feet's perfectly fine.
Look at it.
Chad, look at my toenails.
Are they lost?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Chad, look at my toenails.
Are they long?
So here's the hard, here's the tricky part.
I don't know how to cut these toenails right here,
but this big toe right here, that's easy for me.
How do I make it so I could cut the short ones
without hurting myself, Chad?
You know what?
We only got one left, we gotta find out.
20, 20, 20, wait, I think I got it!
Oh, I got it!
Two words.
It's not bad, but I don't think I'm doing anything, bro.
Am I doing anything?
Keep playing the music, bro.
That's so long, bro.
What do you guys think about these particles right here on my desk?
Better bet.
Yo Asian Jeff, I want to see your six pack?
Alright bro, I mean I'm in the middle of cutting my toenails bro, but if you guys insist bro,
if you guys insist.
This is a 3-pack, did you guys notice anything different about my bed today?
Perhaps?
Perhaps?
Did you guys notice anything different?
You know, somebody made their bed today!
Hahahaha!
I made my bed today, Chad!
I woke up at 9am,
cleaned my kitchen, made my bed,
went to the gym, and now we're live!
W's in the chat, man!
oh shoot yo hoodie is wrong finally bro finally someone decided to freaking
tell me man like chat how like I was waiting for you guys to tell me this
entire stream and you guys didn't tell me but now it's time to change
but
it took you guys a freaking minute to tell me bro
this entire stream bro
Sorry, I'm texting my manager cause I'm clip farming every single clip right now, shit.
Hoodie clip, farmed.
Toe nail clip, farmed.
What other clips can we put up in the man?
Alright, let's finish the tour and pumping our fingernail shut.
Bro, I might get a different camera, bro.
Jeff Farm.
Mike Muti Klip.
Do something really niche like get an idea and give a homeless guy money.
I mean, we don't got much time, we got an hour to the tour, man.
bro why is this camera so heavy bro can you guys see me cutting my fingernails or no
200?
4 box?
200?
200?
200?
200?
200?
200?
Do you guys think my fingers are skinnier or no?
Do you guys think my fingers are skinny or no?
Do you guys think I have big hands or no? Yo why do you have a goon sock on your
desk? Dang that was my sock that I used today to come on toenails bro. Speaking of
toenails we gotta cut that other one.
I'm calling my mom, bro.
I'm calling my mom, bro.
I'm calling my mom.
I need her help.
I don't know how to do this, chat.
I'm calling my mom.
I'm calling my mom.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to cut my toenails.
I don't know how to cut my toenails, bro.
Like, this is such a nerf.
My mom just hung up on me.
Chat, Wednesday again?
Uh, I want you so bad.
Uh, I'm not interested.
Yo I'm not interested Chad.
I'm not interested.
Yo Chad I'm not interested bro.
Sunday.
Wish I gave my mom for her birthday
Or for her mother's day
It's May 10th
That was so awkward
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm proud of myself, Jeffrey. I'm actually doing really
well. I'm actually doing really good. Okay, that's good enough. Okay, for these, I don't
really know how to cut it, so I'm just gonna leave them there. Um, alright, we gotta clean
up the toenails, Jack. Alright, now we gotta go meditate, okay? Make a video where you buy
your mom her dream car dang I don't got the funds for that right now I'm fucking
poor uh chat she wanted a Jeep Wrangler bro but I just cannot afford that right
now chat I need to go meditate chat it's part of my streaming segment we got
to do it because it will keep us in the present moment bro I'm going I roll real
quick chat. Let's go boys.
Yo, Chad, y'all see my
kitchen? It's clean, right? Look how clean my kitchen is now. Guess who cleaned it for
me? Me and my girl! Me and my girl cleaned it. Let me go get this thing in here. Okay,
I don't want those to win this game.
I never got a refresh rate.
I got you guys right now, hold up.
I just got to clear this freaking...
...tonal's into the trash can.
Yo, why is there a condom wrap right there, bro?
That's not a word.
All right, you guys ready?
Three, two, one, toenails in the box, we go.
Two hundred.
Let's go, baby.
That's how we do it.
Give me that.
Toenails in the trash can.
That's how we do it.
W's in the chat.
Let's get some W's in the chat.
Let's get some of these and chef
Love this idea. Look how clean my freaking house is now bro
Let's get a set up for bro. No, bro. You gotta get this kitchen tour. Look at this this whole side
Uncontested all the side is just essentials
The fricking refrigerators clean the floor is clean
The dishes are basically clean
The freaking stove is clean. Oh my god chat the microwave is clean
You know how we did this because we woke up at 9 a.m. Today, bro
The freaking couch is clean like you need that
The only thing that's not clean is my room kind of
As you guys can see don't look at those peptides right there. I'm gonna put that to the side
and we're gonna move this trash can back into the kitchen.
Don't look at the peptides, chill.
Oh man.
Alright, let's go meditate.
Let's go ahead and begin the meditation.
Let me see you guys here now.
But why does it feel like that, bro?
That Jenny women gets me upset.
I did that. I did it, Chet. Wow, man. Sometimes, Chet, you just gotta, like, just chill, bro.
Jeff man I have to go Jeff I'll see you I'll miss you alright bro I'll see you
later bro I'm gonna go meditate okay chat
I'm going to meditate, okay Chad?
Put my phone in there, bro.
I'm so lazy now.
We've got to get up. We've got to get up.
If we want to be successful, we have to get up.
We have to push through this tiredness.
We have to meditate.
We have to be great.
We've got to do this.
We've got to do this. You feel me?
You spent 40 minutes in the high-stretch zone today. That's what my whoopee just said.
That's not bad. That's not bad whatsoever, brother.
This isn't one-run tokens, bro. It's my meditating segment, bro. We have to do it, bro.
Do you guys want me to be then or no?
Do you guys want me to be calm and ready to win today?
Oh, I need my charger.
Well, can you get my power range?
We're going to do this in the 48-hour stream, by the way.
We're just going to let you all know this.
We're going to do this in the 48 hours straight.
Alright Jack, time to meditate with me.
if you guys want to join you guys can join if you guys want to just watch the
meditate you guys can watch the meditate
as you go take a seat with a straight back and arms resting on your legs
Let's go.
Let's get this.
Close your eyes and take a few deep breaths.
As you breathe deeply, trying to relax the body, releasing any tension, notice how the
body feels. It can be useful to set an intention for each session, when you try to achieve
a more peaceful state of mind to de-stress or to relax your racing thoughts.
As you clarify this intention in your mind, let your breath return to its natural rhythm.
Now, bring your attention to the breath.
Don't try to control it.
Just observe the breath coming and going.
Focus on the breath, wherever you can sense it, try this in silence for a few minutes.
There is no need to force the breath, just watch it come and go.
If you find yourselves lost in thought, observe the thoughts briefly before letting go.
before letting it pass and gently returning to the breath.
Just continue to follow the breath.
follow the graph.
To finish the session, let your awareness extend to your whole body.
It's okay to let your attention drift naturally to whatever sensations you notice as you breathe
and breathe out. There's no need to focus on anything in particular, just observe.
You can open your eyes when you're ready.
I'm about to take a nap.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm tired.
Chad, can I take a nap?
Chad, can I take a nap?
One day the viewbotter will get tired.
No, can I actually take a nap, Chad? I'm so tired, bro.
Like a, here, let me ask Chad to tea, because this will make Chad
beneficially, factually, this will make you play better.
Yo, Chad, can you hear me?
Hello?
Yo, chat with you. Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you loud and clear. What's up?
So I just finished a 10-minute meditation session. I have a torment at 6 p.m. Central Time. It's currently 5.17.
Can I take a power nap real quick? How long do you recommend I should take a power nap so I can play better?
I've seen around 15 to 20 minutes just enough to refresh you without falling into a deep sleep.
Alright Chad, I'm gonna take a 20 minute nap on tree.
I'm tired bro. I don't know why.
I don't know why! Damn! Look at my thighs bro!
Look at my- what is this part called?
Chad, I'm gonna take a 20 minute nap on tree bro.
I'm so tired.
Alright, can you guys see?
It's like a 20 minute nap, bro.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, this will make me play better, bro, I promise, bro.
Just trust in me, bro.
Chad, do you trust me?
Chad, do you trust me?
Alright, let me play some sleeper and Zen music or something.
Siri, set a timer for 20 minutes.
What minute?
Start the map.
I'm taking that trap.
I'm tired, bro.
Yo, this is so weird. Hold on, hold on. We get comfortable.
Hello?
What's up?
No, I'm sleeping right now.
I'm not sleeping.
Yeah, let me see.
That's enough.
You're interrupting my name now, Mom.
All right.
I'm not sleeping.
That's enough.
You're interrupting money now, Mom.
Awwww.
Touch it, touch it.
You do.
Stay.
Touch it again.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll see me now, bro.
I don't know.
Mom, I gotta take this nap.
Okay, okay, fine.
Wait, touch me real quick.
I'm gonna give it a try.
I don't know if you can give it to me.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
After the war, I went back to New York. After the war, I went back to New York in time.
Chad, I'm taking a nap.
Don't bother me, Chad.
This is my power nap for this corner.
Don't bother me, Chad.
You better not bother me, alright?
That was better for us than this.
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I need to take this nap, bro
understanding
Guys I
Won't fall asleep. I
Was in my thoughts just now
Thank you, Mr. Charlie. I appreciate your thinking brother
My first sub of the stream, bro, thank you man much love
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Chimp 7 just subscribed.
I got a 20 minute 30 minute shot.
20 minutes left, alright?
I need your love.
Trust me guys.
I need your love.
I need your love.
After the war, I went back to New York.
After the war, I went back to New York.
I finished up my studies in this law.
I finished law practice law.
There you go, that's what it's all about.
What about that, I don't know.
I got you up under the air!
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I got you up under the air!
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I'm going to try to do it again.
Should we stay this time and follow him in it?
Follow me, Chef, follow me.
Say something funnest.
Follow me, Chef, follow me.
Follow me, Chef, follow me.
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Yo, what's up with this?
Oh shit, it's only one minute.
Yo.
Yo, you ready for labor?
Dude, my finger is sleeping, bro.
Oh shit.
I'm so tired, bro, what the fuck.
How long did I just take a nap for? Who was watching this whole time?
Yo, bro, you're fucking 20 million!
Yo, everybody hit, everybody hit, everybody hit!
Alright, we gotta play out all our games today, alright?
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they're just in the PLI right now
I need a 50. They're fighting around. Oh, it looks like it's
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We really got top of thousand. We got top thousand, right? Yeah
Crouch down here. Well, we're getting the shotgun. They're above you. Yeah
Crouching outside. I see one
Remembering up
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Watch this side another team. Yeah, I gotta get out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm like stuck in this position, bro
Play yourself. You see me?
You gotta clean that.
Yeah, you gotta clean that.
Just show, just show, we gotta clean it.
I'm bobbing right now in this position.
Yeah, I'm chilling low now.
You going for the long?
Bucks.
Oh, my.
I'm dead.
Huddered?
What?
Dead, dead, dead!
Kill one.
Nice.
Did you get my body?
About that?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
I took all the loot.
Okay.
I'm rolling.
I'm trapped.
Respawn, baby.
And come back.
Yeah, I'm trying to bring the loot to you.
It's too solo, I believe.
Yeah, it is.
This guy's teammate's gonna come down though. Watch out.
I'm just gonna try my life.
You know how I get down here if I die?
I just can't even entrance.
He just killed one.
I have someone. I kill one. I kill one.
I see one. I see one.
Yeah, I'm fighting one right now.
He's fighting one.
Yeah, one's chasing me.
One is still there running.
I have full peace on me, bro.
I'm chill.
I'm gonna take him down.
I'm like vibing, game.
I don't know if this kid is looking at me, though.
Careful.
I hear a kid reloading.
Just careful.
Yeah.
Come, come, come, come.
Yeah, show.
Yeah, yeah, take many.
Bro, that nap made me play so good, Fallen.
He's looking at.
Yeah, it took him 20 minutes nap.
Can you get that Mimus?
Okay I got Fizz, 6 shots, and 5 crab shots.
Get any build? 1 build.
1 build?
Let's get out. The hull is over here.
More shots here.
Grab him.
I think he's still guy-like.
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60 back, let's see this gun. I'm gonna throw perhaps that
one time I was there once I'm all right help you back up I'm down I'm down
one yeah I'm back to my character directoral 30 white anyway anyway he's
still spraying a box bro it's cold oh my goodness
9 seconds
5 seconds
No, it's me Matt Williams, bro
Probably dead. I'm outside bro. I'm playing myself
Another kid here
you know what I mean?
we're good
I can't do anything
we gotta just
I mean, he just sprayed my boss
when I'm 1 HP
chat bro, I don't know why we're keying bro
like I was so dumb she was quite licking me
ruin my fucking vibes man
All right, so we got to get top 80 after both sessions.
375 points
Yeah
At least today, okay
We're playing low down every year
I got full shock him. Hey, oh my god
Popping big pot. Yeah, when he wanted to go underground down. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave girl
What's that? I don't know if that's below me or above me.
Got a tag.
this is a pump here someone's shocking on the end thing
Or someone's halfway out here
You have good loot. Yeah, do you know where that kid is?
Nope. Probably below. Oh, am I right? Farming. I'm just big massive building.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna ramp up. He's on height. He's looking at me. 18. I'm ramping him.
I don't know where his boys. I'm full running after this guy.
I'm with you. Shot.
Underground.
I mean I think we just got up in this one there
Shocking on me
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He's on A
Outside, right around me
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Come on marker
Team chasing
Yeah
He shocked again
Yeah, I see him
Aw shit
I need no more shots
Crack!
Get away!
Send me light!
One chop
Someone just ziplined behind me
20 light
Dead
It's probably the same if you look for him. Yeah, he's trying me
He just fried me. He's on the mountain. We ramp up. I mean Matthew
Ten bills
Descent is so long. I don't know where he is
He's behind that. He's near you. He probably went down
I need a farm bro, I need a loot bro, I'm nothing, I mean I have good loot, I just have
That's not fine.
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I'll bring it up, someone second, we can grab that one now.
below us. I'm building right next to me. 100 full box. Dead. Nice, you're training, buddy.
Let's grab that drop and then look at that fight on our side.
Let's go grab those other ones, all those rafts, and the zip line up.
get on it or you don't want to
they're separated right now I think
here try the flash shot
20, 40, 20 white
copy on him
he needs on him
on your head
yeah
40
am I walking
180
100 on the other end both way
Nice, yeah it's fighting me too
Alright I got a heal, I'm gonna charge, can you get to me?
No 2 on my head
Yeah thank you no, I'm done
I'm making a save
2nd down here, respawning
No bro, I'm dead too man
I'm not so stiff right now bro
Bro
Why am I so sick of this bro?
Can't edit properly
Yeah mods just ban it I'm about to put on 5 minute delay I'm not gonna lie I forgot to put on delay
Mods I just took a nap so I'm not trying right now, bro. Just start banning everybody. It's like talking shit in my teammate
Cuz it's not cool, bro
Like you're watching for a reason the people talking shit like
Get a life, bro. Go work a nine-five and work and make $15 an hour
Just start banning just start banning people mods that are trash talking
I'm gonna go put on five minute light check cuz I every game of that so far some other team pull though
See you guys in five minutes
2Lz! 2Lz! 2Lz! 2Lz!
Come on!
Get up, get up!
End game? End game!
What are you doing?!
FOOLBOT!
FOOL!
We need it, we need it, it's fine, it's hard.
Ready to jump down, ready to follow me?
Come up on there, all the builds, all the builds.
Yup, wanna go up, give it more?
Yup, only one.
There's a kid right here, I think.
There's a kid, hold your gun out.
Jump him, jump him, jump anyone, jump anyone.
Middle, middle.
I can't get any of it, bro.
In me, what in you?
I got middle.
100, no, dual, dual, I died.
I'm very fought on my body.
But you can't get it, you cannot die of it.
I just died with everything, I just died with everything.
We just lost each other, bro
All right, listen chat
Listen to me, okay? I'm gonna give you the most life advice right now, okay? You guys got to edit this and
I'm gonna give you life of us right now. All right
Listen, bro
You only get one life, bro and one shot at this, bro
Do you want to sit there on your bed being lazy or do you want to impress your family and everyone around you?
Everyone's watching you right now.
Your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great ancestors are watching you right now.
So prove them wrong boys.
Let's get it started.
Man, where the hell, man?
Fire it!
What, idiot?
Fall back! Fall back! Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!
Crap, dead? 180? No, no, no. Please, please, please. I don't like you in Fortnite. 100?
Oh my god. 100? What is she? What is she? What is she?
All my life, all my life! Get in!
Should I get in?
I'm a goat! I'm a goat! I'm a goat!
I'm a frickin' goat!
But now, man, it's just not the same that I used to be.
I think maybe I'm just not meant for this world in Fortnite, man.
I try so hard every day to get up and keep pushing, but sometimes it just sucks man.
Asian Mickey just subscribed.
It just really sucks, but I look at the mirror and I see a fat piece of shit, bro.
I see a little bitch, bro.
And fuck me, man.
Does life get hard, bro?
A blue green bean just subscribed.
You gotta turn up!
Fuck you!
Toad!
I appreciate the subs, man.
You know, a blue-green bean thing with a fucking prime, my brother, whore, I think that's your one.
How do I turn off the alerts, bro?
Bro, bro, someone give me a speech, bro.
Please, bro.
Please!
I have no room!
BK!
Bro, I grinded CS and called-
Can my mom's next to me in her no chat?
Guess what.
I was beating my meat, I was beating my meat and I thought the door was off and my mom locked it on me. I swear to God, I swear to my mom's right.
Alright, guys here.
Yeah, I was low and then this other team just teased me.
I was above you once.
I'll just keep an even box when he's like a back up, we're getting out with aides, we have 31
We just need like 375s anymore
I think we have to like
I don't know
I'll play on the more I said it don't play on me
No, I would WP bro play more
You're better than half please kids Jeff or over half. I was I was but then I had to heal another team like we got third party back
Well asking
Yeah, we just I don't know I
Don't think like bro. We're just like getting third party, bro
I'm down being dressed to go but like one more game like that then we should just play
like that.
We can't have a game like that.
I think it'll come back.
We just seem like 375, bro.
If we can get more than that, that's the game challenge.
Lurie played 2 game right? Which is too bad game girl, it's fun.
I'm ready to key.
Okay, I'm gonna go hit the pad. Let's go Nora.
I'm gonna shock over here, yeah, I'll turn on them, they're there.
I'm gonna look down the hill.
I don't know, now there's nobody.
Last game there was everybody and now there's nobody.
It's insane bro.
Let's just go grab the drop.
two
three
two
one
go
16
talking on them
team is on them
track them
yeah
team is here
all right
wait for a minute
got it
got it
they're horrible bro
he and me hard
yeah
I gotta heal a little bit
I
Runner he's shocked. Yeah, he's
What's up here bro? Oh, he's on the venue 30
100 100 on cracklin. I'm gonna shock on him. Okay
Oh, yeah, it's good, it's good here, yeah.
Top midi?
40?
I'll just get the next one.
Get it when you're weak.
I'm healing, okay?
Yeah, I'm going for a walk.
Yeah, we can double this, good.
Yeah, got it?
Fox?
25?
Oh, what a team.
Where's the teammate?
Behind them, in the old builds.
I have no mats.
I'm holding it down out.
You lead.
He has no mats.
Hold the right hand, hold the right hand.
Hold the right hand.
Hold the right hand.
Hold the right hand.
hold the right hand hold the right hand breaking out breaking up breaking
in you went up
hundred car yeah
What?
No, bro.
You walk out.
I'm no mad, bro. I'm no mad.
Okay.
Wow.
I'm no mad.
68 cracked, bro.
Oh my god.
So annoying.
How are these people not dying bro?
I'm about to go take a hit on the ring, this is pissing me off bro.
I have a plant leaking bro, I don't care.
of
the
I make it
I mean between them
Between them that's three minutes
There's just
Right now it's more than bro but like I don't know man
They're just an off-daker near
They're both less
Just gonna get can match and just sit in the box
and
and jump again
You need shots or no?
No, only crash pads right now
no for the job? no, I'm playing close to it
I'll grab it, but just be ready to come in because I'm not going to go back, I'm like
on it right now.
Got it.
Fizz.
I have Fizz.
Six crash shots seen in this.
5-5-5.
I got my wooden brain.
1-3-5.
There's another one right here, but we might fight for it.
You want to stay in scratch right on it?
Yeah, let's just go grab it.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay in scratch right now.
Lama there soon.
Don't go left of the mountain, okay?
Careful on your left.
Yeah.
I got him.
I'm getting keyed.
Keep looking.
He's coming.
I'm gonna hit you.
I'm gonna have one.
I'm stopping the slayer.
Okay.
I'm good.
Get back.
Hold on.
Get back.
I need to get one.
I'm popping a slayer.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm back.
I'm holding him back.
There's an extra fit outside.
Yeah, I got it though.
Alright, we're good, bro.
I don't know what that was, man.
Made a lot of mistakes though.
Yeah.
I got my stick driver in these shops.
Yeah.
What's your deals again?
5-0-2.
Alright.
Two minutes.
Thanks.
I got a job.
Oh
It's on you are you can't man 455
We're gonna get 10 kills in the late game.
Probably not, this game is dying after all.
No bro.
You have to believe it.
Take a bite, we're playing with no grand bro.
At 19, we can watch that one.
Yeah, I need to take this announcement off.
It's like falling in the elbow.
Do you have any announcement?
Nah, it's coming.
I just need to get in the air.
I made it right between us.
Move mark.
Let's go around the left side.
Gonna overdrive us.
Going down the hill.
Gonna blow up over here.
oh hell no look at my match you're missing
showing us a lot of brick here
jump me you know dude
he's trying to do it
shot him out, in your cone, in your cone, 30
100
nice, nice bro
have to see man
yeah, I'm gonna jump him
yeah let's go
he's dizzy
Oh my god my eyes hurt
fuck
fuck
they're white
might be
good shit bro, you're pretty
two men, serious
i'm gonna carry phase amendments
two men misses
yeah
let me see how to use this
Alright, we already have to kill, let's get to it.
Yeah.
The three, two, one.
30.
30.
30.
That's your fizz, memory.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Let's go. That's your fizz crash rate.
We're in a shockwave.
How many do you have?
Five.
The right team is looking at us.
Yeah.
And this
Yeah, we're gonna go off the wall
This one. Yeah, I'm busy. I see I'm
Jopping three two one go
I'm landing on this road, and I'm gonna slide off
I'm actually
On the river. Why is he straying?
I don't know. He's a fool dude. There's so many kids here. I'm gonna go down next to the team
Yeah, I'm playing no ground like like on the bottom
Yeah
They're in the max
Take some aspect of something happens
Bro, don't think that
No, I'm just saying.
You have a team lobby.
I got a two next one.
Box!
He's wider though.
I won't!
I won't!
Get in it!
They're so trashed.
Shoot at tonials!
Yeah.
Get in my body.
Get in my body.
On the wall.
Nice.
You're getting green.
Yeah.
I'm gonna try to bleed to blow it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
My father here.
He's gonna shoot back at us.
You're gonna reach it.
You know what?
He's not a shoebag. You know 300 hundred on the black one. She's a nice guy. If you can the black one, yeah
Yo, I just caused them to give you the brick wall on the left. What do you like?
I'm gonna edit this
Keeping the water
Nine seconds to go
All month you have any lights or anything
Yeah
then maybe this is just a suggestion maybe we could talk towards the fight and
then we'll take them there for Luke but it's up to you like a regular shockwave
because if you do a phase I'm gonna get fried yeah I'm gonna edit it up I'm
editing it up yeah we're gonna do a wall at it
yeah we might get fried get the wallet it will be good three two one
I'll go right side I hit the thing I got to use my own I got to use my own
okay
I'm chilling for a second, waiting for you
can you look at me?
I'm here man, what do you have?
take a dig, I'm gonna need to down there and kill him
watch your back watch your back
you get hella close here we win this game okay bro
Listen to me. We're gonna win this bro. Do you need max? No, I'm good right now. Let's get in I
Said 45
This is so loud. I think we're good though. He's the undestructible rock. There's gonna be a team down as we should fry them
Yeah, look look at the massive bill battle straight north. He's 30. Yeah, right quick
More and more and more
Okay, we should use the under the structure of the rock
We're going behind
I hear a farm boy
So go look to the right, come to me, come to me
We can get hella kills
Uh, in the air?
In the air
Yeah, 30, 60
To the kid right here
Want to go up there?
Yo, we should go up to the mountain right now, right now
They're like close to at least
They're shot on it
Uh, watch it right
They're like
I'm shot up, I'm shot up enough
Coming
play hi play hi I think we play hi bro I think you brifled I'm looking I'm
looking down I mean that's in you want to play low ground then we can set up
find a few people in 30 60 that red you're one you're one nice
I'm gonna pop in there I'm gonna play less out of zone I think we've tapped
there's every five seconds connect me like you brifle it's still shooting
people I will I will I will I'm using my spidey senses sensing cube rufflers
I'm fizzing yeah yeah all the time
shocking on us I think I'm connecting the mountain yeah we're gonna get shot
I'm careful next to me yeah it's in it's in I'm pg a mess I'm bad girl on my back
I don't know why I'm so sick.
I can't land it directly in the box.
I'm just so sick bro.
What's on me bro?
That's not even your fault.
Why am I so bad right now bro?
I'm not...
Oh my god.
That's...
That's on me bro.
We got some points though.
That's good.
Bro, don't think that about yourself bro.
I don't understand.
I know more high bro.
I thought me.
Get in it!
Get her so fast.
Shoot her!
Shoot her!
Poke call?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
She said she's gonna drop off a gift before the party starts because she can't go to
the party.
It's all good bro.
It's all good.
Pool party at 10 p.m.
Exactly bro.
Exactly that.
Best.
This is the-
Sabrelele-
These guys might be more pussy than a clone or something, bro.
Dude, I got three two one by two Q-Refles. I actually don't even know what I'm supposed to do there.
We're gonna have to bubble and buncon right?
I mean, bro, this hits a one HQ. I'm shooting fucking Q by a field, bro.
Yeah, they double Q-Refle me to three Q-One. They couldn't even do anything.
I looked for a team to lurk on.
Alright.
I'm on beer back.
I actually never run, I can't.
Hmmmm.
We're gonna go up on this.
Like regular shopping?
Cause if we do a phase we're gonna get red.
Yeah, I'm gonna head in up.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
of
Yeah.
He's in the air.
Are they coming in?
Maybe. I'm looking.
Oh my.
He's in the tower.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
He's looking at you.
In the tower.
Five seconds.
I see him, yeah.
Shall I boom that one?
Yeah, go for it.
I'm looking back down.
Yeah, he's in the tower, I just put the mud on him, 10 seconds, 4, 3, 2, 1, I'm just gonna
I'm actually chilling are you good yeah right now
can we go to that can we go to that north side again
I'm just running right now
I'm just chilling bro playing myself bro
It's fighting me once you're dead, it's fighting me.
Oh my god, I'm dressed.
Wait, I can give you a slurp.
Are you good?
Yeah, it's good.
I think this whole area is on top all the time.
You can always get this dressed.
This is actually a really good knowledge right here.
Okay, I'm gonna throw these trucks, okay?
On your head, throwing it.
Alright, we're just gonna play light game again, and then we're gonna play low gun.
Click that'll happen.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
I don't have a shotgun yet, do you have one for me?
No, I think there's one in the top of the box.
We get in a fight bro, I can't help you.
No shock, man.
Let's just keep looting bro.
I'm about big.
They're making six minutes.
You know if we call Heats, we're incerned.
Yeah.
bro i figured out the recipe to like make an earnings. we just have to do what we did last game every game. right?
we can play in there. yeah. land it right next to us somewhere.
we just have to do what we did every game. so play low ground first and even when we have a axe for free.
or i need to just build up higher. not back up front.
i don't know where this could land then.
of
the
of
five
five
I
Right game I'm great
These basic
Okay, watch out
I get shutters
I'm going to buy big pots and medkits, I got 500 gold.
I have 6 minis, 2 chugs and 3 medkits.
Is it fast?
I know the thing, yeah.
So you're in Mousetown and you're like dry over time and like sticky?
Or like moist?
Feels muddy to you?
Yeah, it feels muddy and like you're stiff and fornite.
My old Mousetown, not this one.
What are you doing that has to wash your Mousetown?
You're buying a new Mousetown.
Or am I getting washed?
You need a different Mousetown.
You need a different Mousetown.
So it just gets moist over time?
Yeah.
yeah that's why i'm slow yeah pretty much come with me we're staying on the snow
i'm gonna buy the mouse pad right now a lot of you i did not buy it
i'm gonna buy it right now like i'm not even kidding
you're delaying it no it's because i don't want to go over my budget
but i need to bro because it's great for my for my gameplay
of
Yeah.
It blows in a-
Right here, look, look, Jack!
Come, come, come, come!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my.
I can pull back on him with his shotgun
Ready oh red girl. You're probably ready
Give me time. Yeah
Nice I'm living I'm living yeah
Trying to get in
I need a healer. Yeah, I'm just gonna play for my body. Just chill, just chill.
Yeah, it's running, and...
On you?
Yeah, trying to...
You can get him instead of coming back.
I'll charge you, find him, and I'll charge you.
He has his wall, he's in edit, he's in edit.
He's just more than that.
More than that.
No.
I'm in, I'm in it!
I'm on him!
Yeah, get out, get out.
I'm one, I'm one.
I'm out of ammo. Play yourself. I'm gonna get you. Holy shit, this is horrible.
Oh, I would've killed him then. Come on, thank you.
I'll chug you.
Yeah.
I'll chug you. Okay, I'll hold you. Chugging?
I'm gonna carry the...
...this shot.
I think that's his teammate, by the way.
Yeah, I think so too.
This is his shot can go.
You want me to shot?
Fuck one.
I'm getting him.
I'm holding him.
You have lights?
Yeah, two lights.
Hunter! Hunter on him.
Watch the side, Jeff.
He's right there.
I'm dead, bro.
I don't know
I need to get my meds off
She died, she died as well
I'm gonna rez you bro
I need to rez you now
Yes I have another med
Yes can you fizz this?
Pop him man I'm gonna head it out
I'm gonna fizz this
You got it
Yeah
Can we make it bro?
come come come you gotta do this I'll shock it hurry is I'm can't mess this yeah I'm gonna
call men solo shotgun solo shotgun if you have anything to play yourself no I
Yeah, I just have to drop in.
Okay. You can't man.
Just hold to you, hold to you.
I'll get you.
Yeah.
I'm here.
Can I get you right now?
Yeah, no one's seen me right now.
In the corner. You hop down.
Hop straight down.
Don't let them see you.
They're gonna see you bro.
I'm back.
Oh man!
We gotta crack by the solo
My fucking god, bro, this is so annoying
It's pretty watery now
Yeah, they say me five games played
I think we need to loot up in key at the start and get 10 kills.
And that's what I'm gonna say about it, 10 kills every game.
Alright, this is fine everyone bro.
10 kills early game.
Con
All right, we're living in one of the ten kills to top three of a limbs to top five the six of them and
Three top ten the four limbs and we have four spare games
That's what 375 will get you
It's so simple
If we just die, if I went in first, and I built you, it's probably a little bit of your white, you know, crack, thingin'.
No shocking yet.
I got members.
Not just stars, I am.
I got attacked. I'm ready to go. Once you feel the tad.
Tommy, Tommy.
Got him.
Got those?
Nope.
Still not.
Let's see everybody, let's see bro.
Let's check out the shit.
Shockwave, man.
Shots. I'm gonna crash right here. Yeah, down the hill. In the air next to me right here.
71. 81. Got him. Nice. Not more kills.
I'll literally tell you when to. I'll tell you how to just smage first.
Right here, right here. Can we finish? Let's go.
I'll crash. I'll just shock. I'm gonna crash right here. I'm gonna crash right here, okay?
You see me at least one. That means he's hiding in the building.
You see the second layer? That's a bridge?
Yeah.
On me?
On the roof.
That's got to be me.
Okay, we're getting 100. Hold on a minute.
Okay, I kill right now.
Off the hills, and then we're gonna explore this one to your hills.
I'm gonna start smashing.
If it gets bad, we might have to do this.
One guy here?
He's just held it. He's right down there, right here.
I
Right there
They're hiding in there bro. Yeah me you go spray down
My wall full box next watch out look look at me. Yeah, I'm gonna come back
go back you want to come to me or you want to go back to your spot
i'm gonna see i'm gonna see what it's looking like i'm chillin right now
i'm making you want to get your body right now
i'm actually spinning on them bro hundred i'm spinning on them
i think we go back to our spot we've got to get leave
they're just camping in place right here
I'm gonna get the body or not.
Uh, there's a shoppin' on it.
You're playing it?
Start getting it for you?
Got it?
Oh, he's getting it.
Do you want to take this?
I have no mats.
I have no mats.
I don't have a Madness.
Yeah, play it.
Let's drop it.
Let's crash for him.
What do you mean drop it?
Oh, I'm in a White Madness.
Oh, you have crashed that?
No, nothing.
No mats.
Go for the draw maybe
No, man, I can't build it to get Fred
Right here
He's horrible, bro. Can you see him?
They're away! They're away!
Kill him!
Dead end at first! 60 white! No man!
Just get the draw, bro. Got him the draw.
Pizzas, Pizzas.
Unimads?
I'm gonna fix.
okay we got a reform now we got a get nine kills okay you have your lure or no
I need a shotgun all right we're gonna find you a shotgun we can do this for a
bit but right now we got to stop fighting okay this is how we throw our
games out you just keep fighting until we're done we have to be situators
I'm getting one on my side.
You have a shotgun or no?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I was looking at it.
Okay.
Right there.
Right there.
Shoot the black one.
Hunter!
Third away!
Third away!
One shot.
Did you kill him?
My next to me.
Yeah.
In the jail cell.
You died, I think.
100?
100 on me.
Yeah, I'm getting in with you.
No, no, no.
I'm playing on you.
I'm playing on you.
Just shit.
I'm gonna pig a little bit.
Right here.
Yep.
Got it.
130.
30 white, 60 dead.
Watch out, this jail sounds weird.
Oh my god.
Don't look, don't look to your right, don't look to your right.
On our left right here, Jeff.
On our left right here.
I'm gonna run at him.
He edited this.
I thought he did, never mind.
Might still be here.
Right here maybe?
I'll go into that.
Let's just show, let's just show.
Above you, above you.
Just show, just show.
What are we, what are we doing?
I'm admitting it is.
to break up and kill this guy I know I'm going to say bro we're trapped in that
everything come follow me right here you can edit money through this it's just a
solo maybe here's above the correct
let's just get out of here I don't like this you have everything or what I'm
showing let's go key that's where the fighter yeah I'm like I thought of your
You're stacked, right, Punch-a-Buck?
I'm 3-3-3.
How do you 3-3-3? There's so many masters.
Down here. Six is here.
On the low.
Yeah.
I think we take a different fight.
You take the playing cringe.
Unless you want to boss with him for a second, see if we get a shot.
Fuck.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, watch your head.
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm looking at the pink.
You good?
Fuck!
I'm going.
Oh
100 120 120
It's too solo that they just claim just claim. I don't want him having any on that shit. Thank you
I'm saying my body. I pee-pee. He's getting in here. I'm gonna reload. That's another solo athlete
Remember to get that shambles here. 100 100 watch out watch out. It's a booby trap right there
Okay, let's go for the body. No stop stop stop come down come down
Play for this body of me. I'm hiding. No, we don't need to hide. Just play. We have dominance. Come on.
Just tell him to riffle me. Start claiming bro.
We don't need this Lewin to key more. We need two more kills. We have six kills. Relax.
Let's get the rest. Look at this guy. Outside 60, 80. I have everything bro. I'm greedy.
I'm trying to like get stuff. Okay, let's finish off on someone.
He's looking. I'm looking at us now. One of the shotguns?
There's no way he has a lot.
Look at him. Look at him. He's playing like he's a homeless person.
Bro, let's go donate $5 and come.
Come.
Head to the wall. 3, 2, 1, go.
Okay, this is not worth it.
I'm playing Madness down low ground. Play low ground. Play low ground.
Don't fight. Don't fight.
Trying to get in on me.
I'm throwing another mouse.
Yup. In her box.
Harder.
I'm low. I'm literally low.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good at mouse.
I'm below you. I'm below you.
We gotta get out of this. We gotta get out of this.
Can you make space?
the seal for now the seal for now
one editor coming up they're horrible they are horrible
okay back
our head our head
morning to fall
the box the bunty
oh they're mine they're mine
go another minute
holding your head in your box in your box
hundred in your box
dead dead dead dead
nice nice nice now chill chill we're gonna play zone chill
I'm throwing them this chill
the box is okay
yeah
the solo is still lurking we can
watch the wall watch the wall
yeah with the full stairs and then we're gonna jump his ass
his ass actually we're gonna go zone I'm gonna shock us if you look let me see
there's another thing on the body once I pop his full face I'm scared of the
mini all right we're gonna set up a shot for me up a shot with ready I'm gonna
shock us yeah you can just do that get in the air and just spawn down here down
here 80 white 80 white yeah spring spring yeah spring you like that that
that like a soul on me or something actually don't let's go let's focus on
I can finish off
I can finish off
We have 8 kills
We have 8 kills
We have 8 kills
We have to make sure we win the game now
I have bonus bad and everything
Don't sell me, okay?
Let's go over this
I like this out of you
I'm 5-1-5, are you doing max?
5-0-5
We're literally Richard
Right here
38 think
750 33 day crack crack away
Horrible game. Let's take of it. I'm watching chocolate. I don't know. I don't know. I don't okay. I'm not with you. Take your time
That was dumb that was dumb. No, he's left. Well, it's why did I know there's other teams like it was good
We went ahead but that was I mean
Bro, I'm just trying to help you get better at the game, bro. Bro Jeff. What am I?
You got to shoot the team that died in the brick bait
He's redding like in the metal work. Yeah, that's it. No, that's it here
Let's just focus on them, okay?
You can maybe get a second kill here.
This skeleton guy is too shitty.
Okay, you wanna jump the kit?
Come, come, come.
Have a kill. Come, come, come.
Got it!
Fuck!
Jump the kit.
Fuck!
100, 100, 100 on him.
They're like, if you want to...
Walking, walking, walking.
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.
I got make it make it make it for you and then pot many we're gonna face after and we're gonna go pop and make it
We're gonna face
Hurry up
We're gonna just shock wave. Okay. Are you down for it? Yeah?
Is this your face?
Science is talking you over it. Yeah, can you edit the wall?
Oh
I'm just gonna go solo shopping
I'm not there. I'm not there. I'm looking for you. Look for you. Look for you
You go you're good. You're good. I'm gonna box that edit. I'm getting out. I got a body. I'm playing slow
He has a body right here. I got it. I gotta get it. We gotta get it. This is how I make it
I have a message here
Take me needs. I'm gonna go for the moment
body on me got them in this I keep saying purple and it's not bad let it
go I got my coat
yeah just running bro just hard I had everything don't sell get a button hey
just hard nice you don't have to wrap the car listen relax come get behind the
wall get behind the wall we're good we're good relax come on I have a kill
Come back back back hold on hold on. I am
Thank you. Just stop bro like let me I gel man relax
We're gonna shock up off the fucking make it. What do you have for you? Yeah, there's no
I'm by the six. Okay. We're playing low ground. Just one. I have my Asian brain today edit the wall ready
three two one go I
Didn't get the job coming me. Okay. Just buy yourself to get me. I'm gonna go up. I'm gonna get pumped. I need you on me
You need to take your time. I know okay. You can lean up look back look down up ten bills
Let's get ahead and then let's go for jokes
My low ground that's dead below it's dead below it's yeah, I'm front side. I'll look for you. Can you get to me or no?
Okay, get
Everything for you game. I have nine bills. I need your math and everything
Come you come left. Yeah. Yes, Bob is wide open. I'm not
Yep, and we fight this team in a second, but we should wait for you. Thank you. Thank you. What do you have to do?
Popping boxes pop up in the market shop is perfect
Under hi
Stay under
Where are you? I'm playing old dope right next to you right next to you. I've learned those you gotta get out of this
It's kind of the way or we're gonna kill
I think we drop them. Let's grab low ground grab in front right now
I have a symbol symbol full grabbing it nice bro. They're whites
No, this shit now we get a kill. Okay, right here. Yeah, I'm big
No, I'm not.
It's just mini.
The loader's done, so we're gonna get a kill.
Not our wall.
Not our back wall.
Yeah.
Don't have no guns.
Wait, come here.
Let's do the money.
I can't.
I can't right here.
You might get shot out though.
I don't have that to get out if we get shot out.
Yeah, I'm most involved.
Here, make this.
Make this as well you can.
I'm gonna shock it to the tech.
Hold back.
Nice.
We can look down at this.
We can look down at this.
He's gonna have to come up on this little crack.
Ready to train?
I can't do anything.
He's gonna have to go forward.
He's gonna head, he's gonna head in the hole.
Yeah, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, right here, right here, tank, tank, tank.
You scared us, bro.
Look together, look together.
Back here, there's a kid right down there, right down here.
Look.
I'm here, I'm here.
Look, look over there.
No, they did.
Our wall.
It's 60 behind you.
I know our wall, bro.
Princess?
He's right here, right here.
Let's go up, we gotta go up, we gotta go down.
I can't say anything.
Break the break.
Come, come, come.
Climb, climb, climb!
He's dead, dead, dead.
Don't meet down.
I think I threw a clear mess
Close farm a lot of good low ground you easily stop 30
Nice good game though good game
dude that's so unlucky that as soon as you kill them we just went into them
bro I actually figured out the methods for play of you bro I can like tell
you cuz bro we key until we die bro that's our problem bro if we do that
every game and make this like not a top six we will literally win brah I'm not
kidding. We have so many kills bro. We got 14 kills that game. You get what I'm
saying? I'm not trying to yell at you. I'm trying to just tell you like chill chill chill chill chill you
know what I mean? I think you were the one going more crazy with the kills. Yeah but
it was just like it was just a kid right there like I could not have resisted that.
Stop bro! Like let me idle man! Just relax bro!
We're gonna shock up. How the fuck you make it?
What do you have for yours? Do you pay or no?
Six more games.
Okay we're playing for the next round.
I'm not gonna play for the next round.
380.
3, 2, 1, go!
I didn't get the time.
Come to me. Okay, play yourself to get the game. I'm gonna go off.
I'm gonna get pumped. I need you all to get me on top.
Play yourself to be me. Just take your time.
He's right here.
You're near here.
Yeah.
He's on my right.
Just threw it up.
Okay?
Is there anyone in your building?
No, there's no one building.
Okay.
We got a blue pump.
I got a blue pump.
I got a blue pump.
We got a blue pump.
Okay.
Okay.
second you got a blue pump I'm not sure
I got a pump too
I'm pop big
I'm going to the fighting, can we look at this?
Yeah, you can go on.
That's like North East.
Are you with me?
I'm waiting for you.
I'm on the left, towards the top.
I'm getting one more chance because you might go towards the top.
That's it. I'm tripping. You need a pump or no? They're not fighting right now. They're separating. There's one in here
Okay, we can just keep someone else in
I'm hopping on him and find self separating the boys
Come back up maybe
Yeah, sorry.
I said.
Oh, no, bro.
If you want to get out of here, try to look for someone else to play.
Yeah, let's just get out of there.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell me I'm coming up right here.
Got my...
I got box?
Get out of there, get out of there.
He's half in.
Let's get out.
I did the long.
I'm going to crash there.
Crash there?
Get out.
Crash ready?
Yeah.
I'm on the mountain?
Yeah, watch out.
Get on our left here.
Get on our left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna look at him, can't see him come to the trees.
Get right here, get right here, let's fizz on him, come come come come come, good jewel.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Stop East.
Yep.
I'm on his head, I'm on his head.
I see it.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hacks, everybody take some light, ninety light, get it in.
Nice.
Can you try to kill that one or no?
He ran.
I'm hitting him, crash him.
Right here, right there.
You can hop on him, right there.
Okay, I'm on the middle jewel.
Yeah, I'm coming. Yeah, keep running. Wash your back for this other duo.
Yeah. Keep talking to the crash fans, I get it.
Or you want them.
I don't think he's here.
I guess he got the honor.
Yeah, I'm trying to look for him.
All right, bro. I have five piz. Shots right here.
All right, let's keep looking for kills, bro. We're doing great, bro.
We got this.
Good chance.
Shots right here. Get everything.
You're gonna carry that?
Do you have piz or no?
Yeah. No.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Let's walk over to the fight over here.
Don't forget the farm.
You like my disengagement calls yesterday or not?
Are you blasting?
Can you help me?
I think you did.
How many mech is you? I wouldn't kill that kid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna crash right in.
I like to yeah
I thought I was
How many packs? 190? 90 packs?
Praying him, Praying him, 30 white, 30 white
That's pretty far to the S
I know where his boy is, he's under the mountain
Yeah, oh he padded
He's gone
Dude, these kids are poor right now bro
We can take advantages
Wanna go to these shops?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna shop
You don't fit there
Did you get it?
Yeah.
There might be a kid in this building.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I saw a reboot fire over here.
Do you want to see this?
I'm down, I'm down.
He's like, down the mountain.
If you know what I'm talking about.
Yep.
Probably-
It's the kid I just killed.
He's down here and he's swimming or something.
He's like probably looting down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Down here on the left.
I'm on it.
30 white, 16.
I'm on that?
I see why.
Oh, trying him?
He has nuts, by the way.
It's a reboot.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm-
I'm disabled.
I can't get up to zip month.
I'm good. Coming. I'm about to be on the other side. Just get in, bro. There's nothing.
Kill him. Wait, give me a guide. Okay, that's three kills. Good shit, bro. What do you mean
right now? I made space. Can you kill him? I made four about four. We're gonna shit on
these kids. You're just playing gay, bro. Look at these kids. One's going top. One's
I'm gonna play near you bro, if you ever get to me, we just do this until they leave,
we can loot this building too, in the meantime, I'm going for a shot, don't get hit hard okay,
yeah one still couchwalk, yeah yeah he's on your head, nice, nice we're insane, can you
into the building while I claim this so we can get it on you make sure you play
nothing oh fuck how do you do no audio in that
I'm trying to clean the top.
Let's go up on him.
He's on height.
He's all on height.
Fire on him!
Fire on him!
The teammate's landing.
I'm going to kill the teammate.
Then on the teammate.
Fuck out of my lobby. Don't ever fucking keep me in fall.
Motherfuckers.
Who was that, bro? That had to be Peter Barth.
Randoms.
Oh.
I'm not just that.
Box me, box me.
Let's look at building. We have six kills, appreciate bro. Six mini one big, can you carry any of them?
I'm dead to meds right now. I'm dead to three meds.
How do we even like, get in this job bro?
Gotta go higher I think.
Wait this isn't even a building.
or the chest there all right this farmer keeps I think we just chill down
smokey because I hardly they're vanishing let's get up let's get above
this row like this down the part
get in the stress
any games you ever do?
five
five more after this
and it's like what?
two more hours?
one more hour
hour and a half
that's perfect girl
you have to take care of the blue one
you can wear it in the butter right now bro
Let's go to the zone
Why you want to get to fight it's bad up the hell it's bad up the hell no
You think they see us?
No, no left side good. I'm playing on you. We can farm this area. Yeah
Start making the base love
Look down here wait come to me come to me
No, this is not where we're from
this is how it's done going down here I'm gonna talk to you
Yeah.
Look at me.
Double-sir?
Three, two, one, go!
Wow, how did you actually find this thing?
Is that sniper?
I swear to...yo.
They're gonna like...
Yo, they're gonna do something, bro.
They're gonna fizz.
You don't look for kills on me, do you?
not yet I'm looking a second just farming this are you got metal no I'm 3 2 5
or 3 2 2 2 2 nap farm your wooden brick quickly
I'm gonna farm this God of Rogs, I'm 5 more fast.
Yeah we should just keep going.
Watch that middle, babe.
Go right side, maybe.
Shockwave, I guess.
It's cut near though.
We go around the walls.
They did shockwave.
30. 30. Okay, go. I'm gonna build right here on me. Yeah, I'm making a base here.
Okay, I'm probably not gonna do that. Yep. I'm gonna get some more shots. One extra shot from me.
Don't sweat the math, bro. We'll get up 3 at it, bro. We'll get enough to get up 3 at it.
I want to look for like AR kills. I'm gonna get to you, though. I'm not even a farm, bro.
Watch out at the front open I'm 5-1-5
Push guy coming in
Popping extra fizz
They got Q Bratford, look.
I should not shoot those kids.
Kids, kids, kids are shooting a lot of you down there.
Hey guys friend, can't really see them.
They died.
Where's the team?
Where are you?
Go down.
Going up.
Right here on the wall.
Yeah.
There you go, bud.
Shoot.
You're gonna fall down.
Go to the way, go to the way, go to the way.
Are you letting?
Wanna get it?
Come.
Yeah, I'm walking, I'm walking.
Get it, get it, get it.
Go to the way again.
He went out, he went out.
He shocked out, he shocked out.
Go back down, relax.
You can tell he's gonna relax.
10 seconds of the most focused rotate
Is our back part good?
Oh, it's hard
Oh, big guy
No, I didn't know
We have extra fizz here
Yeah, I'll pop many today, that's my guy though
Get fizzed off when it calls in
Yeah
Alright, however you want to look at it
You're better at using me
Pop the fizz as you can
Right now?
They look very nice
They're mine
That's extra fizz
Yeah
Oh, you already popped it
No, I didn't
I don't know.
Dextro?
No, I didn't yet.
I don't know where we're going.
We have six kills already.
We just gotta win this game.
I box it right?
If you want to look.
Yeah.
Oops.
We need to shockwave.
We're going to wave.
How do you want to do this?
We're going to go straight up the wall.
That'll be good.
Is that metal pipe going to hit us?
No, right?
No, it'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
We're going to wait for the zone.
We just can't let anyone see us do this thing.
Yeah.
Whenever you want to go, I'm going to Fizz, I'm going to Fizz, I'm going to Fizz, and I'll hold that hit.
We're going to go full front side, ready? 3, 2, 1, go.
Going up here, up here.
Build on the middle. I used one in my meds.
I'm placing it.
We're placing it through this box.
Yep.
Actually, I might switch to going looking for a kill if you want to kill someone in the middle.
Someone's jumping over our build bro.
Yeah, I made it up.
Look.
I'm here.
Are they in?
Yeah.
Look.
In your oven?
It's on.
In the kitchen.
Okay, I have five more here.
I'm just going to go back.
Let's go.
Yeah, I'm like shooting.
Move more.
Yeah.
Bro, what are you shooting at?
I have 40 spins, 4 means, shockwave, we gotta play low ground, ok?
Yeah, looking front.
Still a massive one.
Back so far?
I just saw it.
We need more.
Back in?
Back in?
Ok, do you want to chase or what?
No, we're normal shockwave incurs.
Get a wide edit?
Yep, wide edit.
32, once go.
Jumping front, jumping all the way to front.
Go to metal.
On your wall, on your wall.
Underwalk. Can you box him? Yeah.
You're pretty good. You got a shot. You got a shot.
I already got it. Edit. No, old man.
Alright. Find us. Back up.
You have three. You have three, Chef.
What's happening to his? We're going to jump off.
Keeps our overdrive.
Soft overdrive.
Okay, follow us. Edit in the south.
Three, two, one.
Come down. Yeah.
Grabbing it.
sidewall you keep playing it
I'm gonna find minis and fizz
pop fizz on this
there's a shockwave down left
yep yep yep
I'm gonna edit this
shockwave thing
yeah go go go go
low ground low ground
tank tank tank
I'm behind I'm behind
I'm down
I'm on it
I have walls on kids
I'm gonna play for a vision hill.
We'll just get a kill.
Yup, thank you. Where I'm going? Okay, drop it?
Yup.
Then I have three and a one. What about you?
Three, three, two.
I'm gonna overdrive and go low ground again.
Yup, I'm gonna visit. Don't jump high.
Ready, three, two, one.
I cut the...going up one.
Keep coming front.
Yeah, watch your feet.
Keep playing in space.
Nice, nice. We should maybe mess up this meadow kid, yeah?
3, 2, 1
HIRT!
30
HIRT!
HIRT!
HIRT!
Alright, Gary for the gun
I wonder what
Yup, 200
Hey Gary for the full right, the low on the 1
Come, come, come
It's overdraft
BAH!
200
Nice, nice
Open up right, open up right
Yeah
Pumping overdraft
Nice, nice, nice, can you go lower?
Yeah, I'm coming
Oh, no, no, no, it's free game
Yeah, thank you for your gift
I'm lower, I'm lower
Find him
Yeah, kill me, I'll hold
I'll hold
I'll hold, I'll hold
I'm serious, I'm serious
Yeah, I have 9 dogs.
We got to set off.
7 dogs.
I'm not over there.
I can make it.
Yeah, get back.
We're gonna have to make a site for the win, okay?
We're gonna fight low ground, I think.
Yeah, I am.
Bossing overdrive.
You gotta run right.
Yeah, go low ground.
Yeah, go through the trees.
Come on, one.
100, 12, 22, 22, pull some, we should fight him, we should fight him, come, come, come,
I'm getting in, get in, fuck, oh, ah, chill chill, don't play the matters, pop mini, pop
mini, on our wall, on our wall Jeff, look, I know you should go, you should go, 100,
steady way, I'm going around, yeah, go around, play your jump, good, I'm front side,
All you all you bro top five man
I got a kill you're the best bro so many solo game
Don't worry bro six boats
Who builds
Nice good shot top five brother
Nice bro play that so the math so that's going to spaz you should maybe go back for it
nice just just get your kills off okay they might swear you 1v1 v1 bro world cup yep 13
don't play your maths this kid might have edits careful you're good don't hang
down if you need to you can hang colors on that's a good little load you're done
hi hi zombie buddy there's maths in the middle don't matter don't matter I don't
think you can get your big off you maybe try right now or you might just have
to fight they're gonna fight sure what's any 180 that he's dead what no what are
wait is this guy special wait wait wait wait wait dude you hit him 160 and 18
white twice how's he not dead that's 36 plus 160 oh he was 4 HP
I wish you would have won bro. You could have done better. It's all good
Bro this shit, bro, that's what I'm talking about, bro
I don't have minutes
You know what you didn't kill that kid bro
Yeah, that's how we do it
I'm gonna fizz us. Don't jump out.
33, 2, 1.
Oh, I got that.
You come front?
Yeah, yeah, watch your feet.
Flaming speed, flaming speed.
Nice, nice! We should maybe mess with this metal kid, yeah?
3, 2, 1.
30.
Alright, get your guns.
2 under 5.
Yup, 2 under.
Again, reload gun.
you see anyone come out no I didn't come baby let's get this W bro listen I'm
down here again but we have this full POI to ourselves
One of that area that we went to that we got so many kills that those kids were just popping
many of these stuff, that area was so good.
I swear the theme is so easy when we both have brains bro.
Am I wrong?
I agree.
I like how you like took your time last game with your shots.
You hit hard bro.
I didn't expect that at all dude.
Yeah, I went back to high scents.
Would that dissent to your spinning on the inbox site?
Yeah.
Alright, I need something, bro.
Wait, so top 80 is just getting to learnings?
Basically, uh...
Oh, we're going to call land bro.
I'm ready.
They're going to say Asian champs, all in.
I got a pump.
Nice.
Agent Zah! Holy...
I think it's best if you decide what we've been doing better with this we've been doing
better when you when you control the game and I just get the end game yeah I mean I'm
down bro but it's already too late you think I'm wrong I mean bro last game was just like
There's no elo in this right?
No there's elo.
We're top 300 right now.
You mean that's low elo?
I think it's low elo.
Okay. I have many to mend this.
I'm down bro, whatever. Let's do it.
Okay. Let's go to the back.
We can always come back here. I left the loser.
Okay.
I'm hanging it.
What side are we going to go?
North Lama here.
We guarantee you get that
I'm gonna freaking find it bro. I need 380, okay buy it in the fair
Just keep playing how we play bro. You keep arguing, you keep arguing in the late game
This is guaranteed blue chest by the way. I've seen it every game
I'm getting this blue chest
Mm-hmm
There's no 180 metal if you need
I'm one one one two five. I'm offline. No means that really getting active this game. This might be a staffer
Any shots or anything
What's down there
I might just be wicked, bro.
You want to hear shots or what?
I don't see anything.
We should just get in center, though, and camp somewhere.
I'll get that.
Are you cap-witting, bro?
Cap-saving or no?
Yeah.
You can go up here and drop.
Yeah, I'm cap-witting.
Are you holding any waves?
No, I'm gonna buy medkits. We need medkits. Wait now right now. Let's look for the drop. Okay
I got it. Your fidget. Go for this drop. We're gonna fight someone for it probably.
You guys still want to get active bro, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
I'm sliding off the tip. Yeah. See how free this drop is, bro? Like, you're probably gonna need a medkits.
Oh my god, you got a slurps.
Yeah, I got two slurps now.
Nice, bro.
I need to finish two slurps.
Fine, thanks.
I mean, we have everything, but I want to get kills.
Is that like wrong?
Can you click that?
I want to get something, though.
I want to get some kills.
It's fine.
Right there?
Wait, get in this bush.
I can maybe kill him out there.
You see him?
Here, scissors, scissors.
Let's go for a reboot.
That's a guaranteed kill.
Okay.
You know where he would last, right?
Oh, shit.
No, you leave the line
Come up here cuz I think they should
They speak so I'm done. I'm done bro. I need to get whites. I
Just so let's just show bro probably killed him
I'm going back. I think there's like a naked or something there
five five five five right? Yeah.
It's our going center. Yeah.
I wish we had more games.
Most times they left.
Time to play out all of them.
They have to be good games though.
Yep
Wanna show them this bush?
Yeah
One nice, two shots, six minis
85 fizz, two slurps
To be honest, I'll move
I might pick Axe out
I
Grab the yards out they're gonna come back ready for blue one
Three
My god
You have to live, no matter what.
Ten, nine, eight, five, four, three, two, one.
You're stacked now, you can fight back, or maybe pop him over.
Are you good?
I'm trying to live.
If you live, bro, I might come back, because I'm going back to my field life.
Yeah.
I'm literally going back, bro.
Like, I have no choice, bro.
Just play yourself. You can maybe even shock out.
I'm running.
Yeah.
Can you go back to chiseled? It's a one-take.
Oh, bro. Yeah.
Bro, that's retarded, bro.
Careful coming this way. There's a lot of teams in between you.
I've pulled over. I'm good, but I'm gonna keep playing chiseled.
Because I have- There's a drop there, and I could buy medkits.
Wait, do you want me to take it out of this?
Just get me a suicide.
You want to sell Dwee or not? Good idea.
We can fizz Pat in. We can fizz Pat in.
Actually, yeah, please pattern. Okay, it fits me then. Let's go a little bit. I can't climb up man
See that is the booted. I don't know how to get any gold. Yeah, I've wanted
Three methods
I'm not client on work. I think we're going zone. It's farm
I don't know what I know what I got bandos
So just take right side that side here. Yeah
You have empty slots? Yeah, we have empty slots.
Yeah, I like that answer.
You look bad too. It's Davids, Davids, and Rean. Do you know who that is?
No. Can we get this helicopter chest or no?
Grab it. Grab everything. I'm playing you as a team here.
What? We have Bandits here.
We could push ourselves. We're not gonna need shotguns any time soon. We could rack all the way right
Come here. I'm gonna push myself because we're not gonna need shockwaves just for protection
Then we're gonna rack all the way right. Yeah, we gotta go in so it's pulling
They're fighting on the right we gotta cut through
You don't want to go far right?
No. They're fighting down there.
It's a view of all the utopia, by the way.
I only got two shots.
Five, three, one right now.
Watch your side, someone shot.
Yeah, he's on my hand.
I'm trying to shoot this.
I should maybe shock in here.
Again, it's nice.
Get some kills.
Nice hit.
You want to spit shot now?
I think he's running.
He's right here.
You can save the shot.
He's a Q-Rach.
Yep, it is.
He's low behind.
We're not hunting, gang. I'm not listening.
Rerererer! Come!
Nooo, died.
We kid... kid back here. I just heard an edit. Do you hear that?
No, I did not.
They're about to come in.
Okay, I have two naked sick menis and menis.
I ban these 75ers.
I swear to the kid back there.
I can't shoot my budge.
I'm looking.
What's a magnificent pole bro?
Yes.
Exquisitely.
Exquisitely.
Should have created someone.
Kara, pop him in.
what's what's your heels
uh
they need them
they need them
bro we just trapped someone here bro
we're probably not catching anyone here let's get in early and hold the spot
before we run into cube rifle
they shouldn't have much ammo i'm pretty sure they use everything on me
come here
come here i'm hiding right here
Is there a back left good?
Everybody go!
Kill the skid!
Get in the building.
Keep coming.
Oh my bush is gone.
Yeah.
We're in blood.
Yeah.
I see a freighter.
Is it safe?
Uh, it's a trout, yeah.
We're in the middle of everyone.
Uh, we could do it, bro.
I'm getting ready to close.
I am mending, okay?
Okay.
We get back to the zone.
Get ready to run.
These rifles on our east.
Yeah, all the shots, by the way.
Come back.
Yeah.
Let's go back right now.
all the boats we're gonna show here for a second I think that kid yeah it's back
in the ring I mean I don't know why just solo no yeah it is big big no I can
I don't like those.
Cap.
Get it.
I'll overdrive this this way.
You didn't fit me.
You used it.
Bugged that.
Bugged on.
I'm going to use it all, okay?
Yeah.
We're going to have to play for a good position.
Yeah.
I wasn't saying that.
It's still a solo enemy.
You're going to take caps?
Yeah.
3 2 1 commander
Keep going
F's there
Get them to the front
Let's go
Where is he?
He's looking at us
I'm grabbing from
Stay front
Hold ahead
Coming low build
I'm hiding down the middle
Hold we should wrap up come left some left
Let me menace menace. Yeah, I drop the drop
I gotta go ahead
Nice bro, I love this that of you didn't make it for me. I'll see no overdrive. Yeah here take one
We go left again. Okay. Yep
There's a kid in the brick right here. I'll see no overdrive
Heading the wall
Stay under stay under
Okay, Matt.
There's a body on you.
Top 10, bro.
Play your Matt, okay?
Yeah.
Good bet.
No.
Are you serious?
Oh, okay.
No!
Dude!
How does he kill me?
I drop him in!
My name's nothing, man.
Dude, the Q-Rifle's still branded.
I need to carry that, Jon.
Oh my god, bro
We should be in value on top 400 we're in the same
How do I not hit him bro, I hit him 96 46
Where is he? He's in this phone? No?
We need to go low, we need to- Oh
That's fine, that's fine. No, we should have just-
Boss?
I
Hey, Jax if I'm 22 think you did
You see Greg's
No
That's crazy
I
2019
I think we did that we did
or
I know I don't have a single pair of white is the first one
Yeah, see Tom Brown did the almost positive these exact a six with a collab like you know
I think they're gonna die out
I'm trying to thank those playing
um, but yeah
Yeah, I'm talking
380
Oh, yeah, yeah, these crotch on the bottom
I got the front. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Where is he looking? He's looking at us.
I'm getting in front. I'm getting in front. Stay front. Stay front. Stay front. Hold in head.
We're getting in front of you. I'm in low build. I'm in low build. I'm hiding in the middle.
We should wrap up. Come left. Come left.
right there let me menace let me drop the drop the drop the drop it I gotta go
ahead
nice bro I love this out of you can make it for me
that's an overdrive yeah here take one we go left again is that yep there's a
kid in the back right here watch out
heading the wall don't stay under stay under
I got one.
That's a check.
Alright, let's go.
We need 380, okay?
Yeah.
Rear!
Get in!
Get in!
This spot's underrated, bro.
Let's get some kills, man.
It's definitely more active, people of this team.
How do you have good loot?
Yeah, I see loot, sir.
I see mad.
I got the, the, the initial star, bro.
Damn it.
Nice.
Bro, we should go north right now.
Or south.
Yeah, I'm looking north of the bed.
Dude, it's right here, bro.
How do you always forget it?
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah.
I got the initial star.
Right here, right here.
He didn't open them.
I didn't open them.
Yeah, I see it.
My friend.
Did I hit the crash?
20, 50, 80?
Yeah.
100?
100 crashes, white.
I could chop him.
Chop him.
Yeah
Shots yeah, right here. Yeah, I hear in the open. Yeah, I see it. I see it
Dress that on it. I could shock
Yeah
I'm popping a bang. Yeah, I'm gonna fight him. 24 minutes
I got it. Okay. Watch your back. Watch your back. That's right. I think that's okay. We should run back and do cuz I'm one shot
Let's go back to our spot. I'm gonna shock us. Okay?
Now we go back to kill the baby sucker
Yeah, I need to get big or something someone flew
Careful for kids in our POI this barrels in the field I was gonna get to I think
Like bro if I was in I yelling bro like we would just keep fighting and then we're dying
I need a base though.
He's like somewhere- I have splashes.
He's splashes?
Yeah, here.
Good level.
Yeah, hold on.
He's right there.
25.
Yeah, 25, 35.
Tell me.
I'm probably the third member, tell me.
It's a 2v1 right now.
You're gonna get doubled.
I'm bad at this.
I know where his team is.
I know where he is, his teammate is below me.
Hark 65, should I come here?
I'll just double your kills, double your kills.
Small, come.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Watch your head.
I need help, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Dude, fuck bro.
Fuck bro, I just sold, I just sold.
I just sold bro.
That's so awkward man.
Like oh my god, how many games ever two more three more games
That would have been such a good game
I just so the games and the quicks we can play out there in actually we can play out there
Me 10 kills every game
Pears, you know
What does that mean it like it's I don't know I like the sleeves are big in a torsos tight
Let's just put it like you know
One down there man, one down there man.
No, I'm dead.
I'm going to cost you a fucking...
Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, it's still max 1 death.
I think I can see what it is.
Yeah, I think so too.
I did it!
Oh, I'm not even dead, bro.
I'm hurt, yeah.
How do I have no shield, bro?
Yo, like they have every ability in the game, bro.
Do you have any shells?
This isn't even 4-9, nothing.
You should run.
Here, take this.
No, no, we don't need to run.
I don't med-mist.
You should probably die.
You just have fucking med-mist and everything.
Get 30 family kills.
Go run to top tier training after this.
They're at home, man.
They're actually alive, currently.
They're at home, man.
They're actually alive, currently.
They're at home, man.
They're at home, man.
They're actually alive, currently.
They're at home, man.
They're at home, man.
I'm just being doesn't really matter
I
Bro, why'd I get DC I could save body no
I'm going to the other side
I'm in the other tower. I'm gonna be dead. I'm nothing.
I literally have nothing bro.
He's chasing me. I'm running to you. He's chasing me.
I'm good. Might be looking though. Careful.
You gotta stay alive and run.
Get a barrel now. Just blue, okay?
Just blue, okay?
Look at them, they're respawning.
They're full crashing out.
I'm trapped walking on them.
Cool.
Can't die.
Yep.
Done?
Nice, bro.
You're white, okay?
Coming.
Yeah.
Company is down there.
Two solos.
It's just a solo, it's just a solo.
They're all gonna respawn.
Like solo in the P.O.I.?
Yeah.
A solo right now.
Okay, then we have dominans, bro.
He's respawning.
Yup.
I'm on a keem.
He's got me on him.
I see him.
On the way.
Dead.
Nice.
We're gonna be stuck in the beds.
Yeah.
Coming.
I think it's keep reforming him.
Yeah.
They're in there.
Going out.
Get ready for it.
I'm ready for it.
I see him.
He's got a southwest.
Southwest side.
Yeah.
It's building out.
I was batting on the rebooter
Okay, you have to be careful though. Nothing might pull up when you were dead. Yeah, can you why?
This shit, bro. You got it
I mean the soul still here come back and we should try to clear him
Or we could just keep farming him keep farming keep farming farm up mass in the meantime
Yeah, I just don't want teens for I still want to leave a little bit. I was fat
I
See him look over look he's above me northeast. I'm gonna like five four three one
I mean to see me believe about what's for me
That's a baby
Okay, let's look and if you're not here, let's go back.
Okay.
I'm right through the door.
Not on the cone.
There's a blue there.
Let's go back, bro.
Let's go back.
I want to look.
I already have a couple of three kills.
I'm pouring on me.
Hey, there's so many readers.
this pad or are you have good looks like you're gonna get active on this yeah
I'll come from there you're in the build can't confident to go so three two one
diving
I'm gonna fuck I did not find my body I know where one is I mean
There's a solo solo solo, can you run in with me? Run in with me.
He's on the left right here, the solo's on the left.
Okay, someone just laying on me, it's a reboot.
Yeah, that's a reboot.
Yeah, yeah, see me coming.
That'll get low ground.
Careful dude.
Fighting another good.
I'm low on, I'm low on.
I was low.
He's the healthy one.
He's still here, is that what it?
Yeah.
Where'd he go?
I know where to read with kids over
Look at that. Yo, do I see why I'm the film black? Yeah, I guess it
I think we should go back to the body once you kill it just
Did you kill him cuz it's still okay here?
Nice kill him and come back to me kill him and go back to body
I'm just trying to win for you guys. You're running on me. I'm stalling. I need help
He didn't shock he's filming
I'm just waiting for you not bad
He didn't shock again. He's waiting bro
On your head on your head
Looking
Just 60 what he'll heal you okay?
61 on that good you're one you're one generalist. Yeah, I got minions
There's a fizz here
No, come here
There was body so you want to keep fighting down when you form one. Yeah, you have the math I need to reform
I have no shots.
I see four.
The body didn't get.
I'm popping in that pit and I have one.
I don't know why my brain is so smart right now.
See bro, you did get horns though.
You get very horns, baby.
Only when I get them worn.
There's a kid shooting down there.
Can maybe go edges of them and horn them.
I'm coming.
What do you have?
I have double fizz, minis.
Four shots.
Four minis.
Reboot, reboot right ahead.
Aw, he's going his own.
Shockwave below.
Can we kill him? Push.
Push, push man.
I like him.
Solo.
King.
Cessine 38?
Yeah.
Oh, on the rock.
He's teammate here.
Good darn bad.
Let's show.
I need a heal.
I need a respawn and I need a heal.
I'm not good.
Don't even hold that.
He's teammate though.
He's down.
He makes base.
They're gonna fight us.
They're close playing.
I'm not a shock on this kid if you're strong
So separate
Yeah
I'm gonna get him.
Box!
100, 100, 100.
Nice holding, holding, holding.
Fucking shitter.
Look at this teammate.
Tom, we need to jump this camp.
I'm gonna fire this.
Yeah.
I don't think we...
I think we'll let him go.
I don't know where he went.
Yeah, I don't know.
Whatever.
I'm showing.
Fucking shitter.
Get a good max.
Wait.
Man, that's him, that's him.
Kill him, kill him.
It's the same kid.
Bro, is this kid retarded?
why is he leaning on us wait what if it's a diversion for his other team and it
come right next to us this guy's throwing we just play this out as long as we
have eight kills yeah just from the building show now we're waiting for
That's four minis and fizz
You're a mascot?
Two zero four
I see everybody's right above us
Yeah
I can't see them
We gotta be careful with these kids, by the way
I'm two thousand old
I'm gonna buy like, uh, big stuff
For men this, for mechids
I bought hella big and hella big
Just careful of these kids, these are
bad they can kill them but they're like sneaking you know what I mean? They're like bosses now.
I'm gonna be in the zone trying to work on this or some shit.
I just have triple heals right now.
Fine.
We'll just get our kills in my game.
What's your heals?
I got one of the fizzers.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's got the meds.
Yeah.
He's got the meds.
Yeah.
He's got the meds.
Three and one and a half guys.
Two on five.
get ready to die
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Get ready for zone.
Nice 58 minutes right?
No, 26.
26, we should fizz, fizz, shaw.
Yeah.
Just slide off.
I'm gonna cut him.
You good?
Yeah.
I'll tend the next two teams.
I'm on the left.
You're solo.
There's a team to the right.
I'm good.
Give it a time, man.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Just find my way.
I'm good.
one more time
Kinga?
yeah
face face, they're gonna fight us
they're gonna trade us
17?
they're horrible bro
15?
wait for a minute
one's on our head
he's probably
I'm looking out front.
They want to get down and dirty.
What do you have for you?
Here's Mimis.
Mimis? Like Mimis Whites?
Or like...
Mimis Whites.
You guys full crowd are walking somewhere.
Yeah, he's about to appear there. Just be ready.
Yup.
There's nothing we can reform really.
There's kids that are POI.
Yeah, we got the way.
of
death
of
death
of
Now my man is wearing a caffinion.
We can't jump, okay?
Yeah.
Holy cow.
It's a hay up here, I think.
How do you grain it?
Someone's getting a wakend down here.
Oh, baby.
Hmm.
I'll meet 50 right the road
Wait a minute, what y'all right yo this lobby's got to be trolling bro. I mean this you shock
I got the wall
I got it
Yeah, that's the way
Somebody
Ooh, you saw how fast that was?
Yeah, I did a lot
You saw it?
You can't do that
I'll feed the little bit for myself
Yeah
Looking at
Yeah
No, I can't
Gotta go
Wait for it, tap with those
on the top or what? Yeah on the top. We're going to get a pull circle. I don't want to
play high okay. Yeah it's just for now. We're good. In there. 24. I mean I guess you're
gonna look at me oh right back I was less I was very open very wrapped left
I have one screen is that out of law I found her mask 400
yeah happens how are you gonna rotate this you from that no there's no first
just be just n4
n4, 3, 2, 1
I'm low ground
low ground
back, 3, 2, 1
25
that's it
I'm low, save a little bit
yeah
we're going to run left
watch head open
yeah
we're good
in the box, 50
He's trying to fight me bro, I'm back side. Yep, in.
Yeah, see that. I'm dead man. 200 metal, we're almost there.
200 metal here, I split.
No overdrafts.
We have to edit.
On your mark. Stay down, stay down.
Yeah.
We're gonna make a safe now, we gotta look for a kill.
I'm here.
I think she's trolling bro.
Yeah, we'll crash.
Oh no, I'm dead, bro.
Yeah, he's coming off.
He had a crossbow, good.
I know.
Play men, baby, play men.
Are you down?
Edit out.
I have one more man. We tapped it.
I don't know how we're going to do this.
I'll edit.
Use a crash ready?
No, someone just crash ready.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I think I know
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
We gotta get him, I'm getting him
We gotta get him?
I'm dead, probably
Alright
There's a lot of body dust here
Got to kill
Got 10 right now
Everyone's dying bro
4-in-1 bro
Get up
Nice!
Hold back
Just relax
I'm gonna need you honey, you can kill us all here, we're already done.
Might be there at this stage, careful.
Just slurred, fuck.
There's rat, hop hop, four of those.
Wow.
Are you-
Bro, this game is so sad.
Haaah.
This game is so sad.
Good points though, good points.
231, 380, we need 380.
In 18 minutes, the 3 under this can.
And then we have two games left, right?
Yeah.
That was this game, and then they went back to it.
So we have to use these both games.
Can you set a timer?
Set a timer in your phone.
So we back up.
That was in the game.
I got it.
You got a timer?
Five minutes or what?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm five.
This game's gonna end quick.
I feel like a bad bitch putting these on the ground.
Car goes, boy we can go in.
And these...
Go in.
On you. On you.
Fucking on you.
I'm gonna get the fuck.
Put on him.
Do you believe he had a dance?
He's not a hard man.
Hey, literally, is this the most speed up?
Yeah, that one. It's the most...
Yeah, that one. That one.
I got it.
I got it.
It looks like that though.
He's like, yeah, there right there.
I'm like back.
All right.
We're going to use this game and then get the last one.
Yeah.
Right here.
There.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I got a good time.
I wonder.
and I was choking deep inside of me and I won't be to the back right to the drop the
They're horrible.
Is there an AR I can get?
There's no AR.
50-50 chests?
Do not die.
80 white?
No!
I should have went for the chests.
OK, just land north side.
Everyone's gonna be tanked.
It might imp to shotgun, bro.
I can 1v2 them if they do it.
I'm good loot.
Get a thump watch out.
We'll pump this, yeah.
Green thump.
OK, land north side, play yourself.
And you might have a special kit.
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna craft a 13
One is
He's in my building
Oh, it's that lane the whole side though
Yeah, he was in the tower
Should I come help you?
You wanna run to me?
He runs to me
You brought lurk on my thing
I'm looking after this guy
Yeah, I'm next to him
There's one inside
I see a steamer
Where?
Right here
Let's jump this dude on my wall fuck fuck
I don't know
Anyway, dude, hurry to wait. I'm dead get the run. You have to hold on ten seconds. They're not seeing you. You're good right now
Five four three
one oh my god no should have walked in on that kid yeah I mean I piece them I
put him in a cone bro now we need a third of mom
dude
like I pieced him and I had an infiltrator so I didn't even shoot him
One go
What do we need to get close to 375?
That's all we need. Once we can get it's 80 points and go in.
231 plus 8
Need two more kills for max get 311
Swimmy 7 pro are you kidding me?
So sad
as long as we're not as long as we're close to three
let's just win this last game bro
I
Don't spend a key this game
Man, she landed from the field wide by himself
the team is coming
the team is in there
like south-east
no one is in there
i see him
he's got a chest on me
on the door
I'll take this, I'll take the honor.
Fuck, bro, I'm so mad about that last game, bro.
It's so annoying, bro.
We needed that team, whatever.
We need to close from, we're good.
yeah we got to play like how we did like in the second half and let's fight smart and we should be good
but we're gonna need a big day let's just win this game first
do you know what i like i'm not trying to blame you but you know i'm in by like north side like the
outskirts and then you come in if you want yeah like loot that that's all i'm gonna come in but
I mean, I still like, I paste in, hold on my instraiter.
I'm ready, T-Bug. How about you?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm gonna take the pad.
Reboot? Uh, Reboot South.
I'm gonna have Fizz.
Yeah.
Fizz is a freaking pad.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm just holding in on the kid.
I'm running, I'm running.
Yeah.
He's peeking.
Bop.
Cutters.
180.
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm popping 40 stairs and then we can go on this check.
40 on this dude.
Got that in.
There.
He's rebuying the teammate in there right now.
Yeah.
Yeah
I got fried I don't know where
What do I?
For one bullet
I hit a shot, there's so many people flying around us
Careful, careful
Yeah, I'm not, I'm good
Someone just landed on us
Everybody gets fried he's laying on his teammate
They're gonna see us. We're gonna kill them on the floor. Yeah, I'm not editing
Ording box
Fuck!
School box down!
Nice bro, good shit bro!
It's a fucking shit bro, you're crazy.
Uh, I could pop Mimis.
Yeah, I know that's a good idea.
Yeah, Mimis seems to be just holding.
Letting him in.
Right on Mim, bro.
Just solo for now.
Yup.
Getting him.
Okay, right?
Below, below, below, below, below, below.
Careful, I'm respawning.
Oh, you're spawned?
14 seconds.
10 seconds.
You do well.
come back maybe
he's still here he's still here
he's crashing i'm gonna kill him
he has a hard pump careful
i don't know what he's doing
he's just lurking in the wood right here
yeah he sucks
it's a solo right
what's it doing
you good?
i don't know
i don't know what it's
i can come on you
the two or one
Coming coming coming coming five four three
I'm getting back to all okay
Going up can you chop us maybe
There's a body on me
No wonder oh my
Dude, he's stuck, we're not killing him. We need to get some kills. I have 12-1 to go. Is there a vanigam?
Yeah, in the PLI.
Yeah, I can crash right.
Where? Where? In my face.
Yeah, in my face.
Right here. This way. This way.
Wait, no. This way. I'm in my face.
Where?
It's outside over here. Over here. Over here.
I've got loot out. Six kills.
We just gotta get killed now.
There's no vending in this PLI.
We're all...
That's unfortunate.
You know which one has it? I want to buy it.
I got an MN next.
We can make our way up the mountain though, in the north area.
I have no wights.
I meant this.
We're good.
How about crash red?
That's a fine.
And when you're stroking on deep inside of me...
This is a good news game, bro.
Yeah.
I'm gonna throw it on the ground.
Wait, kid right here, kid right here.
There's no money.
I'm stressed out.
30 white?
I can buy everything. I'll buy 2 big.
And then I'll buy 3 mags. And then I'll buy more bigs.
Actually I bought everything.
Yeah, I'll sell you bigs in a second.
I'm only back here.
I'm only back here.
Thank you.
Let's go to the zone.
I have good, really, really good loot. Just no shield.
Okay, zero one two
Yeah, there's a minute
There's no
No
I'm gonna crash right I guess
Someone's gonna have to go
I met this one day
Then that's enough
Zero one one
I mean zero one two
I hit the bar
This is the one
I got crashed
I'm cracked they're gonna kill me
They're gonna post-operate or something
Get ready, get ready
I'm ready I'm ready
Fight, yep they're coming I think
I'm gonna make it
I'm getting the blue chest up top.
Yeah, I'm high-eyed so we know.
We got to make sure we lose him.
Got a chest here.
Watch out for the right pole.
Keep right pole.
We need to get a drop.
We got two turners.
We need to go up the mountain.
We need to pull apart.
I just need blood in there.
I need everything.
What do you need?
I'm 0-0-3.
0-0-3? Jesus, bro.
Come here, bro.
I'm up the mountain.
Watch out for the spades.
Do you have anything to get up?
You can just do this.
Oh, there it is.
He's camping. He's camping. Watch your head.
Hey, buddy. I'm 50.
Call him. Tell him what it is.
Shot out. 18.
I'm gonna fry him.
Yep.
Careful, other team, other team.
Box.
Five, wait!
What do you want?
Shots in your head.
Another team, another team.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay, can you get the body?
Grab the body.
Yeah.
Nice, bro.
Good shit.
Oh my god.
Take space.
We gotta go zone, okay?
We're backside of these idiots.
Come, come, let's shock up.
Come here, come here.
Shock, three, two, one.
Jump.
Put a ramp.
I only have five in the middle.
From the left side and go up towards the blue marker and then we'll get more kills and win the game together at the duel, baby
Get it
game so dead
I really wish wait in there in there. Yeah, I see him anyway. Nice. You're crazy, bro. I
Need his boys near
Make sure you get all these man
I've got these are I was golden something
Missed it, that's a nuke.
Six minutes to MADS.
Pulled back right. We can stay here and then shock last minute right side.
MADS, I'm two, one side.
Three, one side.
Okay, let's start farming towards the zone I got God, I got one extra break I mean extra
one here if you need it.
I think it's still full of enemies.
Team dead. How many minutes is there left?
Four?
Yeah, four. They're gonna kill you.
We just use one in the game.
Yeah, throw it right side.
Like eight kills.
Here, you can get up on the base and you look at this.
Wait, look down here.
Still low. Ready? I'm spraying him.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, I'm here.
Not far enough.
You ran at me?
He's on me?
Yeah.
Don't win it.
Oh my goodness.
Fall in.
Do you see what I did to him?
It's a murder scene, mate.
Alright, come right side.
I don't want to be, I don't want the team to look at us.
Yeah.
They have two raffles.
That could be bad, by the way.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
Nine kills.
kills. Get here. Solo. You're one, bro. Here, I'm in.
535. I'm mini. And then I'll carry. I'll run in Memphis.
Back left. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm in this bag real quick.
yeah let me look at the rotate we fizz left side right now
up left
come come come quick
come on
we fizz i didn't clear our left so you might be getting a covax ready
three built my left three two one jump up then go left side
you might get fried bro smile for the effort
i'm good watch your right all right there shouldn't be anyone on this side
are you five five five i'm four one five there's a fizz right here i'm gonna it might be big come with me
Memes we need that
What do you want to care for it? Oh he has our head of him
You should not fight this game. You just like hey, okay you I go look for up here. No, no, no, stop
Stop I have a good old face. He's actually metal that we just shot
I'm not sorry
I mean they're just gonna greet those girls. They're like really close
really close nice I'm gonna kill him pop make it oh I need that I'll carry
that that's him that those are the griefers yeah okay I'm using mega
fizz solo shot I think we're just solo shot just solo shot I'll have crash
bands hey just I'm just going bro we win the game those are did you get his
guns I got a negative from that we play high okay yeah
I'm gonna grab that cube rifle I'm gonna see a cube rifle I'm just gonna grab it
close for two duals let them play yeah grab front side we got him I have really
good man how about you I'm good
yeah I'm gonna play above them yeah just like play higher me no self we gotta make
win. 2v2 to 1 right? Can we help? Can we help the solo? That's a solo. Or can we help him?
Can we kill the duo? Fuck the solo. We got it. They're shocking up. They're paging me.
I'm gonna go down. I see them there. I'm bragging. I'm bragging. 80. 100. 120.
Da-da-da-da. Nice! Nice! Okay get up. It's two solo down. We gotta make sure we win.
Practice, kid. Practice, kid. On the ramp.
Is that it? It's falling. Say it, Fallen. Say the n-word.
this is not... no!
and bro
it's only one last game to end
life would have been good bro
it's a shame
we're gonna have to play this all the games tomorrow bro
just don't even get a chance
nikkid's life may be real bro
100, 16, 7
wow
2 games bro
can we play like this every game bro?
bro yeah I swear you can do so good all right bro jeez man see ya see you later
bro have a good one bro no Chad
No!
What is this place man?
why is your brother dying of cancer bro?
Boys, wouldn't it be nice to- Whoa, bo-oooh!
Boys, boys, boys.
GGs.
Always wearing a crock top.
Oh
Geeze boys what
Addicted looks massive chat. I really wish we could didn't sell the
Last two games bro, but sometimes in life bro. I mean we won the last game. I meant to say
If we didn't that is game bro. I'll spawn this one right here
Be in a way better spot
It's all good. Um, we're only we're only 70 points behind predicted day one qual
But um
boys GGs what do you guys think about that tournament bro what do you guys
think about that tournament did you guys think that was a good tournament or a
bad tournament you guys thought that was a good
tournament I saw you in Joe Bart shreem can you put a delay can you put a delay
for the start of the tournament you always throw trash I know bro I was
getting mad bro like whenever my teammate gives me like an attitude bro I
like getting mad but like in the middle of the tournament when I feel like I
Bro chat, y'all, bro chat, mine's chilling chat.
I like started like IGL-ing, cause like I realized we fight until we die, and like I'm, I have
to make the call for us to like disengage and just loot up, and ever since I started doing
that we've been having way better games.
So if we can do that day two all our 12 games that we play, we will be chilling.
Like if we have a generational comeback going from 209th place, well it's probably gonna
drop down, cause I don't think at any of you, but.
If we can have a generational comeback chat,
I think we can genuinely qualify for Heatshield.
What do you guys think?
You guys think we can do it?
I need to make, I'm riding this rule.
I'm riding this rule.
I'm riding this rule.
I'm riding this rule.
I'm riding this rule.
Day two methods.
BWC.
Let Jeff I.G.O.
When to disengage?
Take an Adderall.
Drink water.
This is the method chat.
We're gonna have a generational comeback, boys.
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.
Yo, what's good, Echo Sky?
Uh, so, the life in the start.
Oh yeah, good comms, Pablo. Good comms.
All right chat, um, should I keep shunning or no?
I'm not going to the first three games I did get mad
No, bro, I'm an old dude
Jeff yep, he needs a 48 hour what's a 48 hour?
Okay, what's the 48 hour?
So you're picking me out or what?
Cause I haven't got to change.
I was doing everything, going to the gym.
After I can have...
Chat bro.
So, I'm out of my mind bro.
I mean, I finished a tournament segment today.
I don't really know what more we could do on this stream bro.
I think that was the main content.
You know what I'm saying?
Where is this thing, you know?
And then she was like,
Oh, you both got to see what they told you.
What place did we get chat?
We got 311 points, right?
Dude we got hella kills bro.
New skin in your locker.
Alright boys, I'll keep shooting til 10 bro, but like I said, I got a double day playing
today if this kid cancels bro I'm gonna rip it you're a part-timer if this kid
cancels on me chat shreeming bro I would bro but like did you qual it's a day to
format sloppy we got we didn't do too bad we didn't do too bad we got 209th
So Chad, I'm gonna explain how the format works, okay?
So it's a two-day format the next one or the next day is top two or the next day is day two
On the tenth which is in two days. That's Sunday
I already figured out what we need to do next for me because in the beginning was a little bit rocky
And I thought it was over like I had I had bad thoughts. I thought we were just a
Terrible duo, but then once I started taking over and I started realizing like oh my god
I have a freaking brain I could tell my teammate. Yo stop fighting this kid because I just like I just like I feel like
Chad when I think in this game, bro, I play better, bro
So that's what I started doing and we started teaming up because we would then way worse if um
Because fallen he's a good IGL, but he's not the smartest
You know, I mean like he gets horny for kills and he's not like he doesn't focus on the end goal
But that's what I said if I take Adderall on Sunday
Let Jeff IGL and drink water and started delay also
I didn't have a delay in the beginning of the first three games, so like the first three games are just trash
We had a horrible start, but chat so this is how the format works
So it's points combined across day one and day two, okay?
and it's projected to be
750 so let's see how many points we need Siri what's 750 minus 311?
439 points in two days in one day that's not even that bad right that's doable
chat if I play perfection from day one a day freaking 20 bro or game one it's
came 12 I can do it bro and be tired and do good to unless he did he update
last game I don't think it's chat one of the four man like oh Scott said there's
new skin and locker let me call this girl quick
I'm gonna call this girl quick chat
Yeah, I don't think she's picking up, bro.
Okay, guys, I'll make you guys a deal.
I'll stream till 10.
Wait, no, I can't.
Because this girl wants me to pick her up.
Hello?
No, please leave your m-
Bro.
Show us your Latina girlfriend.
Guys.
What should we do now?
Wanna token?
Yeah, I'm down since.
Let me eat some dinner.
Y'all I'm actually about to crash out bro.
This girl cancelled again on us bro.
How do I even tell my actual girl chat?
People always cancel bro. So annoying. I mean it's better to do it tomorrow too. Is there a tournament tomorrow?
Tomorrow's Saturday.
Let me see. What day is tomorrow? 5 8?
Good thing you got tomorrow. 11 a.m.
It's 5 9. Yeah, 5 9.
You got 11 8 11
Yeah, I'm not waking up for that bro. 11 a.m. 5 9
Why do they keep having morning emails now?
Mom, wake up for that shit.
Just go over your girl by yourself. Yeah, I'm about to just go walk and watch the Michael Jackson movie, bro.
Because it's the weekend though. FNCS tomorrow.
Are you watching me on stream because it's 48 hours?
No, no, no, I'm not starting the 48 hours stream until probably Monday.
This weekend I want to relax, bro.
I actually have the formula for this tournament.
in my head like like I actually know how to win this format if my teammate and me play
really good.
You don't have time to relax, you gotta knock out Jason bro.
Yeah, but I just used my brain for this torment bro, I deserve something like, I didn't even
eat yet.
You guys are lucky that Redda is making me like not eat.
Jason's celebrating his birthday, you should be out training while he's partying.
There he is.
Right, this is why I'm gonna knock this guy out, I'm gonna punch him in the head, end
game.
Fuck him up bro.
chat what place did we get chat it's not updated bro
did it torment in or no chat it's on it in
me a chat you can see something
Give me a chat, should you tea something?
You know what's crazy, my top clips is you killing Cloak in the cat room.
Thanks bro, I really needed to know that close in.
Let's see what place we got.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie, all the people saying that I'm viewbotting the chat, I'm
not gonna lie, I'm used to it already bro.
Like in my head, I know that I'm making more than $15 an hour, so it's something that
I have to deal with, cause like there's no perfect world where you make money and you're
happy.
have some sort of sacrifice and if it's dealing with these re reboots then that
I'll gladly I'll gladly do that you know I mean like this guy right here see
four hours buddy you know since you ready togin
remember that comment
How did Joe, how did, how did Boji do?
You're so sad.
You have to go pick on other people because you're doing good in the tournament.
I could buy your family.
Fuck you, Boji.
Pussy!
Fucking pussy.
Oh, uh, Jeff, are you botting yourself?
What's the fuck up chat? I'm sick of your bullshit.
Let me fucking enjoy my day, bro. I just fucking played a tournament, man.
How many kills do we have?
60 kills.
Six-seven. Six-seven. Six-seven. Six-seven. Six-seven. Six-seven.
where we're up what you mean we're up
yeah check your locker I'll just sassy sorry no bro it's not it's not your fault
bro getting the same message is over and over again bro but it's okay I'm
making one fifty dollars an hour you're right thank David I'm 26 months
I'm calling this game, bro.
I'm calling this game, bro.
I think just re-subbed for 26 months 15 times 5 is 75
chat I'm just gonna stick to streaming bro
fuck this shit don't ever try to chat one thing I learned in life bro
don't keep making plans and someone that can't hold those plans to be a plan
bro you're just gonna get disappointed bro since you're ready token 15 times
five hold up let me see how much money I'm making
75 hours bro we can run in one-man one token I made that much money it's crazy
I've only streamed 40 yards this month.
Dude I'm making so much money a month.
Bro G worded.
Always the money away bro
Yo, let's go, yes, man.
I'm just sick to my stomach, bro.
Let me ask Trattie if he needs something, bro.
I'm about to just go to Texas Roadhouse, bro. I'm sick of this, bro. I deserve it, bro. Like, this is just so annoying.
I had plans chat and I just they just cancel me every time.
It's just so annoying.
I don't get it, man.
Just cancel me every time, bro.
blew me bro I told you I'm gonna instrument 10 bro or die not tell you
ready plans for what bro bro going on a double day bro and then I'm gonna start
my 40 hour shaman on okay how about this let me think about this dude you
I can't get mad at me for that, boomi.
Never.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro.
Yo, you never reminded me?
LARP or Jeff?
Wait, did you think I was in stream four?
Bro, I told you.
Okay, okay, have a listen.
Monday to Friday, I'll stream all fricking day.
That's five days of streaming.
Non-stop, sleep, poop.
How many hours is that?
24 times 5, 108.
Just a weekend, bro. I just wanna, I just wanna like, just be socialized, bro.
I was, I told him that today, bro. Wait, what happened, close in?
nothing left we can do he's been corrupted bro I played good today bro you gotta give
me a reward game and I already streamed 5 hours today like I feel like a freaking I
get it bro I'm half-assing sometimes bro but bro they need you for toast fine
bro I'll play fucking tokens man
let's go socialize the four-night kids bro
yo let's let's run a talk guys
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff. It's good Jeff. It's good Higgs. I was watching all your snapchap videos today
Yeah, follow on snapjack. Yeah, what were you doing? Let me you
And then you showed your you showed your sink and it was dirty
And then you were talking in your hallway in the apartment. Yeah, and then
Okay, what am I?
Can we get a talk and then you showed your red out. Let's get a talk
All right, let's run it over to us all right. Oh my god. I'm five out one two three four five six seven eight
Everyone was called by now. You're good. Yes, then you're good. Yeah
Yeah, I'll play Toast. I'll play Toast. Until 10.
Not yet. I thought you quit.
Cause fucking pussy, he's one of fucking kids in my time!
Why are you talking to me like that?
He quit and cute. You haven't even seen it.
I thought you quit. You said you were quitting.
I never made a recognition that I was quitting.
You said you're selling your PC and never playing the game again.
I did. Do you know who won the Grandzaum IPC? Vino.
Wait, you never got rid of the cheese.
I wonder why Vino is so good.
Yeah, I believe.
We're getting a toke or just gonna keep chitchat and shit. I'm writing shit down. I'm writing shit down
Are you zero Donnie? Oh man. Yo, let's run box fights
Okay, interesting
Let's just don't want to fuck a box. You should do that
And then
Little bit of that
Charlie that's fair nice just don't put me in the tug fuck you fuck this shit
chat why the fuck am I socializing for in kids bro like I don't even know why
even bother I'm about in my stream bro you obviously not too I'm just gonna go
fucking watch Michael Jackson bro I'm gonna live my life bro you guys want me
grind this when I try to grind chat they don't even put me in the toks what do
you guys want me to do you guys want me to jerking and play solo reload butters
what do you guys want me to do
w half ass I'm not half assing bro okay I'll speak up then that's fair that's
fair on you know you just wish Hydra and Tony no then beyond then it'd be
That would be unfair I swear that's I swear that's fair
On deaf in he reads that friend watching here like who is letting Hydra season in the toaks gang
Screen bro, no, I'm just gonna go fucking watch Michael Jackson bro. Fuck this shit. I
Hate these for my kids chat
Tell me you got 60k viewers room
Yo, why is high just
Rapid in 20 and me
Yeah, so what?
Hey, Raph, Higgs, Hydra, William, so Clix, Hydra, Liam, Donny, Higgs, Raphid, wait, Raphid 20, that's what you want to play?
Alright, I think we lose that, I'm not going to mind. We need a new, we need a new, we need 20 Switch with Liam.
I'm not going to lie bro, Jeff has 6,000 viewers, we have to get him in.
60? 60? 60,000 viewers bro.
Wait, Chris you're saying, you're saying this right?
Why don't you just go with the follower?
Yeah, but switch um
Y'all three clicks
You win that
The one matches you or he on our team
You and Rea can't win the same team
I'm not like that, why did you throw...
I literally lose every token I play
We can make a fairer one
I haven't won a token in literally at least a month
Every took a lot that's fair that's fair
Fuckin booted I just got ferret out and that's fair things. I got fair things
We don't win we had to roll like I what are you thinking? I just
We're swimming fair
Versus 20
Rear clicks, be honest, rate it.
At a four.
No clicks, really.
At a four.
Yo, Chavro, I don't know what more I can do.
I'm making tokes, I'm getting fair teams,
and nobody's talking to me.
I have 65,000 viewers.
I have 50,000, 60,000, I'm about to have 67,000 viewers.
Yeah.
Secret viewers?
Yo.
Are we running my token or not?
No.
No, we need to get it.
Like why does Hydra keep wanting to put himself in the token bro?
You are not that good buddy.
You are not that good my brother.
Ask ChatGBT.
Dude, it's impossible bro. Nobody wants to play me bro.
So I can't grind chat, nobody wants to fucking play in my tokes, bro
I'm about to just go live my life
I'm gonna go watch the Michael Jackson movie and just cry myself to sleep, bro
You know, I wanted I wanted
I wanted to go freaking keep grinding, bro. I wanted to keep playing for night
But nobody wants to play in the chat
Nobody wants to play, bro
That's just no you didn't
Yes I do. I was gonna stay up till 10 maybe. Do you know how long these tokens go for?
Boomi? Each token is probably one hour if it's good teams. That's one hour for sure.
Good content. Getting my mechanics better, getting my fighting better. But nobody wants to play me bro.
I spoke with my chess. Nobody wants to play me bro.
I'll try again, I'll try again.
Oh
A little bit better they don't play
Shadows good, but shadows like really good. Hey, hey, check the one that makes don't kill people
But like he won't like it is not a play like
No, it's clear Asian Jeff. I'm done
I mean 20s I'm playing I'm not that fragile
We want we want shadow
Yeah, I'm not playing that one. I do not win that.
I saw me leave.
Because read the money.
I'm not having this.
I'm having this.
No, no, no, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.
Oliver Reed. No, Oliver Reed. Donnie beat me. Clixon H.
Hydra, what about the rest of it?
Hydra, Shadow and Liam.
You're never wrong.
No, but I was saying on paper, Donnie and Reed are way better than Clixon H.
I'm not playing that one.
I'm not playing that one.
We have to get Shadow.
I'm not here.
No, it's not.
Just do that.
Just do what I said.
No, just do what I said.
That's the wrong guy.
right on the car
let's do it
come on, come on
yeah, let's play this
I just get finessed, whatever
like chat bro
oh my god
am I talking to a brick wall man
yo gang
I just made the best teams bro
like how does nobody
want to play this man
oh my god bro
Bro
I actually don't they I think he loses night I don't know
I think you're better than a reed right now and the Higgs better than me and then Hydra is the worst on though
I don't know why people are listening to Hydra season bro and not me bro
doesn't like hide your seat and literally is a content creator I'm an
actual for my player chat I actually got experience in this bro you know what
let's just talk to all let's just like do is all of you bro
yeah all of her
What's up, Jeff? You dragged me?
Yeah, let's get all of her.
Yeah, what's good?
You want to play some duels?
I'm gonna play a token right now.
Wait, are you the McDonald's thing or no?
Just using me, bro. Doesn't even want to play me.
Just asking me what I'm doing with the sponsor.
You're using me? You're trying to get me out of a token. I can get it.
What token are you trying to get in?
The one that they're doing right now, I gotta turn back and make sure I'm in it
Yeah, I'm in my stream. I'm just gonna go fucking idolize or I'm gonna go fucking
I'm gonna just go live life, bro, you know, I wanted to grind for a chat, but
You know a lot of you guys don't want me half-assed stream
half-assed grind and try to show up try to play with the big boys and
This is what happens every time I try to play the big boys, you know, I'm saying like
What can I do, bro?
What can I really do, you feel me?
You have 60,000 viewers?
Well, clearly it doesn't matter if I have 60,000 viewers.
Because nobody wants to play with me.
I smoke in my chest three times.
Nobody wants to play with me, bro.
Bro, are we playing this in a four?
We could play it in a three if you really don't want to.
No, we're not in a three.
Yo, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Just play it.
Yeah, let's play this four.
the four and just don't like if you don't want to play just lock like I'll play
yeah someone yeah someone like we take ten
I'm really this man bro. I'm this man. I'm getting this man check.
I'm getting this mad bro. I'm getting this upset right now
Yo, let's play a talk, bro
Dude, just got tizm
How does he think he's good at the game?
I'm high five?
I'm high eight hundred often
I don't think I'm good at this
How are you guys listening to Hydra, bro?
Why five?
This is so sad
Because I always make jokes when you're writing bullshit
Oh my god
Who are you missing? Who are you missing?
I still like listening to Hydra season, literally a content creator
It's because you're Chinese? Yeah, if I was like any other race, bro, I probably wouldn't get listened to, bro.
It's just... it's just whatever, man.
It's just whatever, bro.
look at the difference bro this is hideous evens
is hideous in the consecrated literally says consecrated by the way
business his stash at
this is my sets and I don't even
I don't even be pro you see that see how it says pro right there
you see the difference or no
a different chef
Wait, isn't that much?
I'm way better than them. Oh
Watch the token. No, I don't want to watch bro. I want to play man
Yeah, I want to play I'm sick and tired of all this washing bro. I want to be in the battlefield. I want to get drafted
I'm just gonna go fucking live life, bro. Whatever. Today was a good stream chat.
I'm actually just like I actually I'm not trust bro. I don't get it, bro
This reminds me of high school, bro
Like nobody wanted to draft me for football, bro
Like this is how exactly it feels sharing. I don't want to keep shimming
Like I don't want to play solarina too because it's just like it's repetitive, bro
It's repetitive and the shitting on players that are worse than me. I'm like, I'm just saying
Like it's just not like this is actually good content, and it is good like there's a purpose behind it
You were a chud back then bro. Yeah, but like I'm still reminding myself right now in foring like I don't know
Why everybody thinks I'm bad bro. I'm really better than Hydra season
So annoying man
You're five feet four I wouldn't want to draft you
I was actually a good football player back then though I was flag football I
Need food. I'm just gonna go you my girl bro and spend fucking
$70 man. I need to get some dopamine
Like dude, I don't even care bro. I had plans shat. I had plans that tend to go to top golf, bro
I was gonna go on a double the ink top golf and then this fucking couple just keeps
cancel I mean this is like the third time and it's like bro do I even make
plans like you guys tell me every time yo let's do this let's do that and then
they fucking cancel last minute it's like that's another man's killing my
vibes or not you don't know you weren't able to play yes I know everything in a
talk chat it's over let's talk in bro I'll do a child is 72 hour stream money
into Friday though. I'm gonna stream all my training with my coach. I'll stream like non-stop 24-7
because I need to like the thing with me chat like I literally tweeted I literally put this on my snap
like I hated myself yesterday because like I got off early because my stream was really lagging
and like also in the in my in the back chat like also in the back bro I know
that I'm not I'm half-assing stuff so like I'm gonna just do 72 hour stream
okay chat money to Friday if you don't want to pull up bro what if we did a
viewer talking well right now I just want to eat some food and just and just
like have I just want someone of I just want I just want some like right now I
just want someone to love me bro because people don't love me in this game
trap there's so many fake people in this con bro like if they care about me bro
they will let me in the tokes bro but they don't even care about me and I
I have 60,000 viewers, bro, and I'm still not I'm still not important
You know might be hungry. Yeah, I'm about to just go like so all you can eat sushi place and just eat away my pain
Cuz like this is just fucked bro your child loves you
I know you guys love me bro
But I don't I feel bad for you guys because I don't want to like I don't know you guys enjoy this bro
But I don't want to fucking queue up in Solarina and just play the same shit over and over again
shit on everyone like I'm also fighting bad players most of you guys gotta
realize these these players are bad and sobering and they're not on my level
these are actually like the people we've seen in these district calls they're
good they're good players bro there that's how you get better you just keep
playing against better like people your level and that's like my fighting could
definitely be better and it could help me in tournaments and if I do good in
tournaments then it's good you know I'm saying you get what I'm saying like like
but yeah I'm a stream Monday to Friday set at 72 hours what is that 24 times
five I'm a stream Monday to Friday 24-7 24 times five
Dude, that's 123,000 hours.
Seriously, what's 24 times 5?
Dude, that's 120 hours stream, bro.
That's gonna be so mentally strange.
To be honest, a lot of these things, I'm not really sure.
His videos and lyrics and all this stuff.
And since he had me in one of his music videos, I was like, does that mean anything?
You know, I just...
Everyone is running in, I gotta go check.
I'm gonna call this girl quick.
Wait.
To my, ah dude.
Why does my ear hurt bro?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
What are you, ending shame bro?
I'm untoken since.
Let me just let my girl know real quick, chat.
I'm gonna call someone real quick, chat.
Oh, I'm meeting.
You
You
You
You
you
you
you
All right, chat, I'm back, can you guys hear me?
Yeah, alright, here's the thing chat. I'm gonna tell you guys the plan right now, okay?
So I'll be live tomorrow. Click to the psychopath letting you alone. Then when you quit your
life I don't want to hear it's condolences
bro I'm not killing myself bro I'm not
gonna kill myself because for any kids
don't want to play me a game chat I'm
not I'm just gonna go move on life like
the thing you guys got to realize bro is
like the thing you guys got to realize
bro is like when you have expectations
for people bro you gotta just not have them bro cuz like they're gonna let you
down people are gonna let you down bro and then you're gonna ruin your day over
it depending on how you handle it and you gotta realize bro it's just you bro
you you were born in this world by yourself it's just you bro you know and
those are the strongest moments that you can really see my mouse is like those
Those are the strongest moments that you can realize.
So this guy is so weird in chat.
This guy is so weird.
Oh hell no.
But I'm benefiting off it too.
I want to go eat.
Eating is going to make my brain get rid of this stressful situation.
Let me tell you how my day went.
I went live today.
I did mid and the tournament.
Nobody in the community wants to play tokens with me.
And I'm stuck here by myself with my chat, respectfully.
And the last thing I wanna do is play Solerina.
When I could go spend money.
And eat sushi.
I
Should have went to Jason's birthday party. Yeah, I should have just flew to LA just for Jason's birthday party.
I should have gotten invited. That's what you should have said.
Imagine we got invited to the birthday party. Because you can't show up uninvited, you know?
You didn't ask him for an invite?
I asked him for an invite and he's like, or I was like, why didn't he invite me?
He's like, Jeff, we are not friends.
We are enemies.
Once I knock you out, we can be friends afters.
Someone like that.
Do-Do. Do-Do. Do-Do. Do-Do-Do. Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Doo-Doo-Doo.
Why did I just send this came off fucking Twitch revenue?
I'm so stupid...
I'm gonna send in this.
Heheheh...
You gonna win the boxing match?
I'm gonna win some sushi right now cause I'm about to go eat boys.
Do you guys know any good food spots in the Dallas chat for sushi?
the one in keralton bro not all of the dollars
sushi mad good bro you eating sushi or sushi I eat some sushi today bro I eat
shawarma it's damn good and good for your muscles I don't really be eating out
like that though. The only thing I got corrupted by my mural chat? Yeah. Why? Because I want
to have a social life. I want to be a normal human. Well now I'm just coping chat. I know
what you guys are talking about she does she's I know bro I already know these
things bro she's on my mind 24-7 not 24-7 actually I mean I'm a jury of it but
I'm still showing up every day you guys gotta understand it's bad if I don't
stream the only day Chabon sure chat I have a shriek of streaming for 17 hours
in a row for 17 days in a row probably right now and the only day I didn't
stream was when Twitch suspended me for using omago and I even still streamed on
YouTube that's how bad I wanted like I will still stream every day but I know
what blooming means like I know I'm half-assing my streams bro I would keep
streaming right now if they let me in the token they're not letting me in the
token bro like that's good content you can't make people like you blooming I
I even spoke with my chest five times. They didn't even say anything to me.
At least I said yo, let's run this toke, let's run this toke, let's run this toke.
You can create content on your own. Bro, but it's just like I
Didn't eat anything. Can I go eat some sushi?
Yeah, I can create content on my own.
We're gonna do that joint mission soon. She said she's down.
You are the content I am bro, but right now I'm fucking food deprived bro. I haven't ate anything chat. I'm hungry
How many real people in here you think maybe like six hundred
Chat, should I do a 72 hour stream or is it not worth it?
How many clips can you farm in 72 hours?
300?
Do I have any real viewers who have no viewers right now?
Does anybody have the extension?
F, Clakes bro?
Bro, there's nothing wrong with Clakes bro.
He's just like...
I don't I need to ask him for advice how to how he balances with his girlfriend because
doesn't he like visit like oh bro boolean's gonna hate me for this chat
Oh no, man, chat.
Do y'all think Clix's girlfriend is holding him back or no?
It's not about me, gang.
Okay, so you don't think I can maintain his girlfriend while she's with me?
cuz bro realistically I only see her Saturday and Sunday that's two days out
of the week you guys think I have to be a shimmer in my whole life and just I'm
just freaking be single read what I said earlier trust me bro I hate it as
bad as you guys do bro every time I eat out bro I have to pay every time I mean
I don't have to pay every time I made her pay last time, but it's definitely not
It's definitely like I could be getting like something like Amazon instead. You know, I mean
Or maybe I just be ordering too much
Stop chasing girls, that's just not what we're talking about
I'm asking guys. Do you guys think I can maintain my girlfriend while being a shimmer?
Because when I do this jeffathon 3, I'm gonna be shirming 24-7 non-stop
until my sherman's until my sub-it down goes away
get a girl that supports it bro she supports it bro it's just like I wanted
like I want to just chill sometimes I want to like like today I already stream
five hours and like to some of y'all like to me and my manager we want to aim
for six to eight hours right but like I'm still here
six to eight do y'all think I have ass this room or no I pay for sex at the
end of the day is more practical but that's just not real problem bro you
you should not be paying for sex though, you can get it normally, bro.
you gotta work on yourself.
don't pay for her, she's not your wife.
bro, you have to pay for a woman, bro.
that's just the rule of the game, bro.
if you make a girl pay, bro, well, I only did it a few times, I was like, can you pay
for me?
starting to save money, right?
But like...
Yo, this guy, bro.
You have to drill.
Chad, I gotta go, bro.
I gotta go pick up my girl.
Will you guys hate me if I leave my sherman on Chad?
I wanna do an IRO driving sherman, at least, but then...
Nah, I go all good.
Like do y'all think today was good five hours or no?
Five hours streaming.
Or do you guys think those are rookie numbers?
Yes.
Bro, I just don't want to make Bloomy Man, bro.
Like, he wants me to stream until probably 11?
That was the original plan, but like bro, I swear on the weekends, but like I deserve a chill, bro
I deserve to like just relax, wind down, bro, think about it. I could think about content
This is not about me, bro. I could think about content while I'm just eating food
Like
I don't want to be like a robot, bro, like I don't want to just play solar, you know,
for the rest of my Saturday night, or just for the rest of my Friday night, that's rebooted.
Like maybe if the virus makes us all stay in our house, then yeah, sure, I wouldn't mind.
But like, I want to, like I'm a grown man now, I want to go eat some sushi, bro.
I want to get some connection right now, bro.
W hand tie virus.
Yo chat, y'all think the virus is going to make us have a second COVID again or no?
Because I've been seeing some wicked stuff in my timeline, bro.
Like I saw like a vid, I saw a video, I don't see your chatters, bro.
Why are you getting mad, bro?
We're good, bro.
Let me stop being mad bro, like, I'm going to do a 72 hour stream, way too choppy that,
I'm going to do a 72 hour stream, trust me brother I'm not mad, alright what are you
feeling right now then, if you have to disturb on one board, so I know how you're feeling
because I don't know, because you gotta, you put it in the loop, I don't know how you
feel right now. And I'm also gonna run through Malice Knight after my station
deal because I don't like I don't like sleeping with no food or I don't like
sleeping with that much food in my body or just like I don't like being a chud
you're probably gonna run through Malice Knight. He's not pissed, not mad.
Jeff the cup the gym isn't cutting for me anymore. I suggest you won't do anything
Get that same to our stream bro, I can't there's no there's no clips from it. It's gonna be repetitive content. I
Just think you're going through the motions. That's all parties are way out of order bow not over sharing a twist check
What do you mean going through the motion?
Like going through the motions with grinding right now?
And like I have to like, or like going through the motion with a girl?
I'm not man-booming, I just want to understand how you feel.
Like what do you mean going through the motions?
And yes, I agree, the priorities are not straight.
100%, like I'm not going to disagree with you on that.
You're just turning on the stream counting hours, not focusing on the content itself.
But like, Bloomy, you gotta understand the 4-9 scene is so dry right now.
Look at all the 4-9 shimmers, they just are in the fact score that I was in, and they just play tokens all night.
And I just, I just, you saw me, I was just in a Discord call, trying to get myself in a token.
I would be playing right now if they got me in, right?
I want to be like talking like right now about yapping to my chance. I'll be in the toga
I'll be like, yo, I mean clicks I mean clicks
You know I mean like I would be in the toga round, but they genuinely like blew me
They would rather listen to Hydra season than listen to me to get teams
That's cold
Okay, so you want me to stay here and just watch them play the soap just gap to my chat
No, that's not cool. I'm trying to get in the toes, bro. I'm trying to become a
freaking player game
So you need to post a token.
Nobody else wants a token besides Sins.
Cause I'm too good.
You're right, I'm poking.
Chat bro, Jinxied logs and Rocket League in revived it.
Why can't Asian Jeff revive for it?
MMMMMM!
Bro, why does Pobo keep seeing clicks as a psychopath?
Like, what's your problem with clicks, bro?
Chat, I gotta take the tollway, bro.
I gotta go freakin' pick up my girl.
But I feel guilty about any mushroom, man.
Seriously, bro.
I don't know why I feel like that.
Again, if you guys think I'm playing victim, I'm not trying to.
It's just a bad habit that I need to learn how to not do.
My brain is so used to being...
My brain is conditioned to playing...
Chad, you guys understand?
Your condition from a young age to be a certain, like...
It's hard to like uncondition it's not like a flip. You have to like tell yourself good habits and like
Your girl owns you bro. My girl does not own me
Shit she does not own me Frankson gt girl owns
All right guys, you guys think my girl owns me then why am I doing a 72 hour stream Monday to Friday?
If my girl owned me I would have been the old agent chef. I would have been like alright chat
I'm gonna be my stream just finished EWC tournament. I'm gonna go to my girls house. Well, what am I doing right now?
I'm in my apartment. Yeah, thank my chat. We're not the same chat
Chat you guys remember bro. You remember those days when I was just like
All right chat. I'm in my stream. I would just get on stream the tournament and go to my girls house
That was way worse
Guys, I've I've been shirming for 17 days in a row literally like my streak right now is insane
You're dead about the insurance see her and eat sushi bro. I need to get food in my body so I can knock out Jason on June 6
Guys I literally
You done that before but look what happened bro now I'm good bro
chat why are you guys defending why are you guys arguing against me when I'm
putting in the effort and trying you guys should be sucking me off dry you're a
lost cause I'm not a lost cause I'm a survivor I've always been through
everything I've gone through bro there's a reason I'm right here because I'm here
today of world because of the world I'm here today where I'm at is because of
where I'm at today. I'm not a quitter, I'm a survivor bro. And you guys gotta understand
that. I got hacked before bro, I lost everything. Nobody knows about this, this is the only
ball knowledge hack. I lost everything, I lost my Twitch account, I lost my Twitter
account, I got hacked bro. My whole identity was shimming. I trusted these EU kids to help
me tweak my PC or some shit right? And guess what, they hacked me for a week. I was just
I didn't get sleep for a week because I was just trying to get my accounts back and then boom
Right after that, you know what happened after that. I thought my I came back my child was like glazing
You know like Jeff were so happy you're back boom right after that. I get another problem my parents want me to go to college
So I'm going to college to please them because I'm a people pleaser
Right and I hated it. I hate it every second of college. I fell asleep in class. I was like what am I doing my life?
boom I win a solo world cup tournament and now I blew up I dropped out of
college and then I and then I was 30,000 viewers and guess what I went on
vacation I went on vacation I started falling off and now where am I now I'm
still here I haven't quit because I fell off and now I have 60,000 viewers so
that's why I'm a survivor and guess what I'm already expecting it we're probably
We're gonna have another fall off and then we're gonna have another fall off. That's what life is, bro
Shit if we even lose the fight to Jason the wean, we're gonna get clown on it
Oh, there's mean people come in and try Jason knock you out Jason knock you out and guess what life goes on, bro
Life goes on bro. I owe money, bro
The IRS keeps collecting debt life goes on bro. Who cares bro?
Guess what I get you. Oh, oh, I got you. I got you victim from the Roar house
because I was a bad roommate and I shit it on the walls I thought my life was
over I didn't know where I was gonna live guess what I'm in my apartment now I
have my own apartment I'm chilling I get to go to bed every night talking to God
and shit right and then boom guess what my girl cheats on me my girl cheats on
me I'm so depressed four some days goes by I'm chilling I'm working on my life
and now we're here today so chat that's what I mean when I say I'm a survivor
life is gonna happen you bro no matter who's listening right now I don't care
who's listening you're gonna go through shit in life bro you're gonna fucking
owe money to the IRS bro you're gonna have to go to college cuz your parents
want you to and you don't want to but guess what that's life bro there's
aliens bro the world said there's aliens bro who cares bro there's fricking
aliens bro it doesn't matter chat at the end of the day life keeps going on and
on and on it's what you have to do
It's what you have to do.
Yo, why are you guys laughing at chat?
His girl just texted me.
Wait, how did you guys know?
Yo, how did you guys know that quick?
Chat, am I easy to read, bro?
Be honest, bro.
Am I easy to read chat?
Wrap it up.
So you guys don't think I'm a survivor?
What do you guys think I am? Describe me in one word.
You're on a leash.
Okay, how can I be on a leash? If I was on a leash, I would be like on Monday, I'd be like,
Baby, can I come to your house, please?
Can I come to your house? Can I come to sleep?
Bro, Chad, I can go to sleep by myself.
Monday to Friday, bro.
cuz I'm locked in I'm training for the fight bro if anything I want to sleep on
myself sometimes cuz this girl bro she'd be like making me have bad sleep
cuz she wakes up in the morning so early I don't know why she woke up at she
made me wake up today at like 8 57 a.m. but the low key was good that we woke up
early cuz I clean my microwave I clean my stove I clean my couch I clean my
house. I did a lot of shit today. Lock in. She owns your shit. Guys, you guys don't
understand how much cardio I've been doing. There's a reason I have a six pack.
There's literally a reason I have a six pack.
And guess what I'm out of shrimp so 10 just like I said, I'm still gonna be here for 22 more minutes
I'm probably gonna miss the Michael Jackson movie timings
Okay, we're about to go eat
And guess what I'm gonna try to put that row. Can you pay half and half so I don't have to pay $8?
Wait is this restaurant even open bro chat who knows a good place in Dallas, Texas for sushi I
I know a few spots, I just worked with steps.
It's me, Black Woman Skin.
You made it, son.
Thank you, bro
Yeah, ha ha, chillz, chillz.
Shut up.
La la la la la.
It's time, bro.
I'm blocking in.
Chat.
Who wants to win one talk me for five hours before I end my stream?
We gotta end it off and win five dollars at least.
to end it off on a W.
If anybody in this chat wants to do a token,
Frank sent in my chat type X-Mark token, you guys can go ahead and read that,
send $5 to my cash app.
You can win one right now, yes, you guys can win one, the real Asian Jeff himself.
$5, ending game modes, realistic, PG's,
box fights, the zone wars, you name it bro. All it takes is $5,
you get to win one, Asian Jeff himself, the guy you've been watching since the day you were born.
Guess. X-Mark token in the chat.
Let's get it bruh.
All this to pay for sushi.
Guys, you guys pussies or what?
Bro, Franks, you're talking to 10 viewers right now.
What are your thoughts on that?
probably 10 people watching my stream right now as we speak. The bills are
high bro? I know bro. They're pretty high right now man. It's looking bad
yeah. It's looking bad bro but you gotta just pray to God man and I better trust
awesome god berlin
it's all in this world man
and
yeah
chuv hey sexy
yo what's good daddy
what's good daddy
Got it ain't gonna hand it to you, you gotta do something?
Yeah bro, I'm training for the fight.
I understand that chat.
12.15 I'm in a mushroom.
I know how to not half-ass mushrooms now, chat.
I just got a stick to my schedule.
12.15, sleep on time every day.
Wake up on time every day.
Go to the gym earlier.
How many steps do I have today? Let's see.
Let's see if I'm gonna chug.
Honey?
3,687.
Gold?
Soaking for five hours, bro?
Yeah, bro. Let's do it.
Yeah, dude. Let's do it, bro.
Actually, short cash out, bro, though.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
What's wrong, what's wrong?
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
you
you
you
you
you
it's getting out of
zone wars. Let's go. Join up. Jeff, do you get paid for those 60,000 people? No. I wish.
If I got ad chat for 60,000 people, you know how much money that would be. That would probably
be in one day of shimming 20 30 thousand maybe like now maybe like 40
thousand action maybe like 35 thousand low I don't really know game do why is it
so cool in my house bro
Yeah, clicks only has three thousand two hundred years bro. He fell off dude
What happened to clicks bro nice ignore me bro. Yes or no
What you mean
Your moon came ready up, bro. I don't got a lot of time
I'm on an edge
No, how's that body? I'm so bad. I should hit that
Yo, okay, are you in chat? What's your top five energy drinks? I don't drink energy drinks
Why is my mom in the chat?
Call mom!
Mom!
Yeah?
Are you washing my shrimp?
No.
He said he's doing my viriless.
Huh?
There you go.
Mom!
Ah!
What do you want from Mother's Day?
Huh?
What do you want from Mother's Day?
One day?
How much money do you want?
I'll just give you some money bro.
Huh?
What do you want from Mother's Day bro?
No!
What do you want from Mother's Day mother?
No money.
Okay.
Alright.
You want money?
Yeah.
Alright.
I'll give you some money.
I'll give you some money bro.
How much money do you want?
After you.
How about 100 dollars?
No.
No.
I'll come your teacher will prepare for you.
Bro, how is that impossible bro?
Excuse me?
How is that impossible bro?
Mom, the virus is coming.
they are virus
what's going on lady?
this is the one that I want to talk about
and Michael Creme and the other one
mom, the hentai virus is coming
I know, everybody is dying
everybody died?
mom, aliens are real
huh?
do you see the alien?
no
I'll send you $100 for Mother's Day.
That's good.
Oh my god.
So cheap.
chat how much money should I send my mom for mother's day
dude no way she just said a hundred dollars is cheap that's a lot of
freaking money dude
can you speak Chinese or do you just understand it
I I can't speak Chinese I mean I can but
I'm not fluent like very very I like I'm good sometimes
but I definitely understand it 10K
guys who do you think I am bro I'm not Jeff Bezos game brother thinks I'm prime
2023 Asian Jeff same 10k guys I actually like have a budget now on
everything and I'm not doing a very good job
25 200 let's go baby I'm crazy when I hear my keyboard bro just give her just
give her all your savings I got no savings brother we're we're chat I needed I
need to start streaming bro I need a stream like my whole life bro I'm gonna
start charging my mics in my power bank and everything and I'm gonna start going
to gym on stream I'm gonna start doing everything I'm gonna start running three
miles on stream I'm gonna start doing everything on stream because I realized
Why am I not taking advantage of...
Oh man.
If you're crazy, get back to your Razor Huntsman.
Everything's in the right place, Shrek.
All the checkers have been placed.
What are you doing, Stetro?
I think it's in the right place, don't think it's a 6-year-old rainbrother.
No more Razer Huntsmen, bro?
Uh, it's in my closet.
I don't think it works.
Because Razers throw Razer products, bro.
They be gripping mad fast, bro.
I'm not a fan.
I'm, like, not even sitting on a chair and chatting.
I have to see how I'm sitting now.
PASTON!
SEE YA CHAT!
Look at how I'm sitting bro.
I'm shitting on this kid, sitting on this.
You...
I don't want...
I don't want...
you guys think blumie hates me bro be honest bro you guys think blumie sees
me as a disappointed as my manager or do you guys think I'm his proudest client
that he is worthless. What do you guys think, as my viewers? What do you guys think?
Y'all my muddin'?
Bro my eyes just turned red bro!
Where's the audio bro?
There's no audio.
You're in the simulation.
This is all of AI chat.
Everything you see before you is fake.
You guys think there's audio if there really isn't?
Torn.
So you're AI?
Yeah.
Coming up next to set from this decade, the weekend first.
All you need is a clue
A moving light
To the light that was before you
It's my own light
And my own light
What?
My gun gonna shoot
All you need is a clue
To the light that was before you
I am a human
To the light that was before you
This time I'm out of money
I don't want to share my babies
It's hard to show it only
You're bound next to me
It's just a memory
Come on in today
GGs mooncam!
GGs!
Yo we haven't talked together so maybe we can do that when you have some time.
Are you raising me up right now bro?
Yo GGs mooncam!
How you doing?
You lost!
Is that it?
GGs!
GGs brother!
I'm gonna be the Pirate King!
Hey guys, come do some make-up with me!
Are you gonna be live tomorrow?
Of course I'm gonna be live tomorrow, bro.
We can always run up to 2 p.m. whenever you want, man.
You know, you're my boy, bro. You're my boy, and I love you, bro.
You know?
You mean a lot to me, bro.
We love you too, champ.
Yeah, bro. You mean a lot to me, bro.
I love you, bro.
Thank you for your $5 bro. Happy Mother's Day. And I'll see you again sometime then.
The grass is always going to be greener than this time. Peace out.
What's the next next chat? Still $5 often?
Well, chat is coming to that time of the end of the stream.
Look at me guys.
I'm gonna go in my stream. I'm gonna go train and run three miles.
We gotta knock out Jason, boys.
See ya, guys.
I'm gonna go ahead and go run three miles.
Do that on stream.
I'm gonna slide, guys.
I'm gonna go somewhere that's bad.
What happened to his lips, bro?
Chad, bro.
No lips, bro.
They weren't always like this.
I'm not going to victimize you, Chad.
I am a victim.
Goodbye, guys.
That's herpes, dude.
Guys, it's not herpes, bro.
I'm on Acuteen, bro.
You think I have sex?
Wait, how do you even get herpes?
How do you get herpes?
Sucking D.
Alright bro, I'm gonna try to rate Jason Chad for his birthday.
Go tell him I say happy birthday in Tom's show, I'ma knock him out, alright?
Let's see.
Slash raid Jason DeWine.
I
Guys all my wrote all my 60,000 viewers, bro
Gold spam Asian Jeff right and Jason the lean stream
Tell my said happy birthday, bro, and tell him an alchemy. All right boys. I'm in my stream boys. I'll see y'all tomorrow
I'll be freaking six hour stream today, bro, and I hope y'all love me bro, and I don't really know what what else to say
At least 400 viewers try to get one K. All right events. All right boys. I'll see you guys tomorrow, bro
Have a good rest you guys night love you guys and
Go swim agent Alfred in Jason's dream
So I'll see you guys later. All right boys
Peace out
Stay safe. Don't let the bed bugs bite
How do I rate him?
I just joined.
God loves you and I.
Thank you, yes, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
All right, boys.
I'll see you all later, boys.
Peace out.
Bye, cutie.
Peace out, guys.