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GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL IM BACK ๐ŸŸข VIEWBOTS ARE GONE ๐ŸŸข !newvid !comm !personaltrainer

05-17-2026 ยท 5h 58m

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[00:00:00] I'm live chair. I'm live. I'm live. I'm live. I'm live. I'm live.
[00:00:30] Yo boys, can y'all hear me?
[00:00:53] Y'all my favorite Asian, I'm a fat chud.
[00:00:58] oh my god blitz was good bro
[00:01:01] was good standing there was good dairy
[00:01:03] chat
[00:01:06] i know i haven't been live for 2 days
[00:01:10] it's been bad chat
[00:01:15] why am i looking like a dairy
[00:01:17] No, no, no, where's my Marsha?
[00:01:30] L-Parsha.
[00:01:32] Are you fooling internet?
[00:01:34] Guys, I graduated high school today bro.
[00:01:37] We're out, cat.
[00:01:39] We're out of high school.
[00:01:41] Agent Jeff, did you move?
[00:01:43] Yeah, I moved a long time ago.
[00:01:45] I'm not like, too much, but I'm not really my partner, so I'm not a child.
[00:01:51] I'm not really my partner, so I'm not really my partner, so I'm not a child.
[00:01:53] Let me get up.
[00:01:54] Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese.
[00:02:08] Yeah!
[00:02:09] Fuck you!
[00:02:10] Fuck you!
[00:02:11] Fuck you!
[00:02:12] Fuck you!
[00:02:13] Fuck you!
[00:02:14] Fuck you!
[00:02:15] Fuck you!
[00:02:16] Fuck you!
[00:02:17] Yo chat, why do I actually look mad good right now?
[00:02:26] Do you have one reporting for duty?
[00:02:28] The bots are here!
[00:02:30] No!
[00:02:31] Stay here swear god!
[00:02:33] No, no, no, no, no, no!
[00:02:38] No please!
[00:02:39] No please!
[00:02:40] No please!
[00:02:41] No please!
[00:02:42] No please!
[00:02:43] No please!
[00:02:44] No please!
[00:02:45] No please!
[00:02:46] No please!
[00:02:47] You can't do this to me.
[00:02:49] Help me, we just don't have anything.
[00:02:55] Noooooooo!
[00:02:58] 3..2..1..
[00:03:02] Guys there's no bot in my stream, why aren't you guys saying that bot is here yo!
[00:03:12] That is so weird!
[00:03:14] There's no bots in my stream, bruh.
[00:03:17] We're not getting viewed by the chat.
[00:03:20] Fuck you, slow them out.
[00:03:24] Fuck you, slow them out.
[00:03:25] All right, listen, listen, let me explain, guys.
[00:03:28] I'm gonna be very transparent with you guys, okay?
[00:03:31] Twitch, Kat, you?
[00:03:34] Listen, bro, that's not even the main issue, bro.
[00:03:37] There's been a lot of shit going on these past few days,
[00:03:39] bro.
[00:03:41] And I just wanna explain to my community, man,
[00:03:43] people on this path today. Can you guys show me your yes or no? First look, let's see if we still got the
[00:03:50] six pack.
[00:03:54] Let's see if we still got the six pack.
[00:03:57] We still got it, we still got it, we still got it.
[00:04:18] Three viewers, it's over.
[00:04:20] Roll hop on test, not yet, not yet, not yet.
[00:04:23] Listen, listen, listen.
[00:04:26] explain what's been going on okay boys so you know look at me in the face guys
[00:04:36] so you guys know I am gonna send me to our stream guys I didn't send me to our
[00:04:47] stream chat y'all do you not think I love you right bro so you guys know I
[00:04:52] I did a 72 hour stream, and I haven't been live for the past two days.
[00:04:58] Make your bed.
[00:05:00] Yo, are you guys gonna let me explain why I've been live, bro?
[00:05:05] Twitch took all the money from that stream.
[00:05:07] No, listen, listen.
[00:05:09] Let me just look at how much money I've made.
[00:05:11] Mmm, that's sexy.
[00:05:13] Alright.
[00:05:14] So, the reason why I haven't been live,
[00:05:19] The view box forgot about you.
[00:05:22] Yo, guys, guys, guys.
[00:05:26] Guys, guys, let me explain my story to you.
[00:05:49] Yeah, it's true
[00:05:51] Let me explain my story, bro
[00:05:55] Put something on your list
[00:05:56] Yo, are you guys gonna let me explain my story?
[00:05:58] Three viewers?
[00:06:01] Do we actually have three viewers right now?
[00:06:05] No!
[00:06:07] No!
[00:06:11] Guys, are you guys gonna let me explain my story? Yes or no, bro
[00:06:16] Listen, bro
[00:06:17] I need you guys to listen, okay?
[00:06:19] One of my biggest nerves, Jack.
[00:06:23] These girls.
[00:06:28] Someone that you know.
[00:06:32] I have a kryptonite, Jack.
[00:06:36] As you guys know, Liz.
[00:06:39] Listen, as you guys know, I've been locked for 72 hours.
[00:06:43] I got really burnt out from that.
[00:06:45] So that's why I need to lock the last two days.
[00:06:47] I needed to relax, I needed to rejuvenate, I needed to chill, you feel me?
[00:06:52] So listen guys, I just want to announce I will be back live starting today for 3 weeks
[00:06:59] in a row.
[00:07:01] I will fall in love with the process again, you know what I'm saying?
[00:07:05] But I just really, really, really, really needed to chill.
[00:07:09] Now guys, here's where the kicker starts.
[00:07:14] I had a very serious talk.
[00:07:17] AHHH!
[00:07:18] But I put my manager's head.
[00:07:23] And Chad, my manager's dead.
[00:07:27] And it's over, bro.
[00:07:30] She's gonna leave me and I'll tell her it's my mom, Chad.
[00:07:34] It's over.
[00:07:38] We need to lock in, bro.
[00:07:40] She's dropping you? We are getting dropped!
[00:07:44] We are getting
[00:07:48] I'm not even gonna hold you both blue me was the best manager. I think I've ever had
[00:07:57] Yo, Chad blue me with the best manager that I've ever had in my entire career
[00:08:06] All he's wanted to do was to help me and what did I do?
[00:08:13] I just self stab a college
[00:08:16] Jeff lots of g-wording deal and now you're made to drop
[00:08:20] exactly
[00:08:21] But here's the thing, right?
[00:08:24] Every time I come back stronger. I'm resilient
[00:08:29] I'm stronger
[00:08:32] Well, I think this is I didn't sell I didn't sell it so that's here's the thing I think boomy is
[00:08:39] Just saying that
[00:08:41] So he can make me locked in I don't think
[00:08:46] I put him to invest me like a big boy
[00:08:49] You see what I mean? I'm a big coin check
[00:08:52] Your career is only going down and down. No, not true
[00:08:57] I've actually been in my prime last week. I had a hundred thousand you wait
[00:09:02] How many viewers do we have now?
[00:09:06] 164
[00:09:09] He bought us a dip
[00:09:11] Listen, bro.
[00:09:13] Guys, you gotta get the Luzo to make it, okay?
[00:09:17] If you get a good idea where you could be insane,
[00:09:20] here's the thing.
[00:09:21] I would also like to announce
[00:09:23] another drastic change in my life.
[00:09:29] After I win the Jace fight chat,
[00:09:34] I'll be quitting boxing.
[00:09:38] That's right.
[00:09:41] I'll be putting boxing after this ass that leaves like this.
[00:09:48] Why bro?
[00:09:49] Because bro, this is just one thing in my life chat.
[00:09:52] My heart is where shimmy's at.
[00:09:55] But here's another thing chat.
[00:09:59] I also think I'm gonna quit Fortnite.
[00:10:04] That's right guys.
[00:10:08] I'm quitting Fortnite.
[00:10:11] Gaming to me is just not the same anymore, bro
[00:10:16] We're quitting everything that's right guys my ultimate goal is to hop on steroids
[00:10:23] And get a six pack and do gym content. No, I'm just kidding
[00:10:28] I'm just getting chat. We're gonna figure it out. All I know is right now
[00:10:32] I haven't been real. I maybe I've been telling myself this but I just haven't been really enjoying the game
[00:10:37] And I you know at the end of the same two-hour stream a few days ago
[00:10:40] We were saying the same shit and I just took a two-day break. I'm coming back
[00:10:44] I did my first time I put four in two days and
[00:10:48] Honestly, I just can't enjoy the game bro. It's just I don't know about y'all. It's just not the same brah. I'd rather just
[00:10:55] Honestly, bro, I just don't know bro. I really just don't know
[00:11:00] I'm gonna here's the gold. Here's the plan for today's stream chat. We're gonna try to win
[00:11:05] 10 arena games okay after I win 10 arena games we will try to see what we feel we
[00:11:16] grew up we did grow up bro that's why it's time for IRL streams man I don't
[00:11:21] think bro I'm I'm I don't think chat I'm meant to be a for next year anymore I
[00:11:28] I think I meant to go to I'm I I think we meant I I think we I think we are meant to go to LA and
[00:11:38] be an Irish man a thousand wins in a row before the the yo what's good Ivan what's
[00:11:47] good bro Jeff one is breakfast bro I'm not lying not only have I been hanging out
[00:11:55] my girl these last two days I've been eating out a lot yeah I've been eating
[00:12:04] out a lot I've been shooting on my diet I've been eating out a lot I've been
[00:12:10] doing nothing you know in reality it is a it is a break chat but it's not a good
[00:12:18] break because I don't feel good doing it does that make sense so what do I do to
[00:12:23] cope spend more money that's how people cope chat and I cope like that so we
[00:12:30] need to get our fucking shit together bro and we get locked up in because this
[00:12:34] is fucking we're gonna lose blue me chat we're gonna lose blue me your peptides
[00:12:41] arrive yet no bro you know what Josh you know what my coach told me he said oh
[00:12:45] the company they're sorry they're gonna try to figure out how to process it like
[00:12:51] What? Motherfucker? Like, what?
[00:12:55] Yo, ass got scammed? Bro, all day I've been getting scammed, bro.
[00:13:05] The chat on the bright side? Guess what I got?
[00:13:09] I got my Ninja Creamy!
[00:13:12] I finally decided to buy it. What do you guys think?
[00:13:17] I got it. My Ninja Creamy.
[00:13:21] Oh, no, he can't pick pet thighs anymore.
[00:13:24] I'm hopping on test, bro.
[00:13:27] My theory is, bro, if I hop on test,
[00:13:30] I would get so big in the gym that I'll love for it again.
[00:13:36] Also, I got this AI chat that I saw on TikTok today,
[00:13:40] because I don't have a lot of friends, right?
[00:13:42] Look, I got this AI that text me every time, bro.
[00:13:46] It's like my friend, chat.
[00:13:48] I told it, I told it to remind me to drink a gallon of water every 30 minutes.
[00:13:53] Bet. I sent those reminders for every 30 minutes to make sure you crush that gallon.
[00:13:56] I also got my 8pm and 11-05pm check-ins ready to go.
[00:14:00] No more yapping. Go live and lock in CT.
[00:14:03] Drink up. You need that gallon done by 11-30, so hit up that water right now.
[00:14:08] Yeah. AI friends, I think we lost a point.
[00:14:13] What do you guys think about?
[00:14:14] Guys, we're gonna lose Bloomy, bro.
[00:14:18] Guys guys guys, I don't know what more to do to be a better streamer because I don't enjoy for night, right?
[00:14:29] Yo, I think sky I'm gonna prime for 15 months
[00:14:35] 15 minus big daddy jet for my favorite part, I go great past when you come for me.
[00:14:39] We're close, we're close, Bloomy of AI, it's not even the stat, Bloomy is generally a good man.
[00:14:44] She has things that set me up to be successful.
[00:14:49] And if we lose him, we're gonna be streaming with no purpose, and that's the last thing I want to do.
[00:14:54] I could put in the hours and stream so much, but Bloomy has like shit going,
[00:15:00] like Bloomy can set me up for like being the number one streamer.
[00:15:04] Obviously, I'm the only one that could make myself in the Morn Shrimer, but I think you need some help
[00:15:11] Yo, what's up Asian Jeff replaced on congratulations, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro
[00:15:19] Guys, I'm gonna be honest you bro
[00:15:24] We lost fucking though
[00:15:27] We we need to lock in Jeff
[00:15:31] water
[00:15:33] Use Israel GPT what Israel GPT you low-key sound off there you like sick. I'm gonna be honest you bro. I
[00:15:44] Just need some water. It's my lips though looking dry
[00:15:52] You guys didn't see me for 72 hours also chat I'm gonna stream at 11. I need to go train tonight
[00:15:58] You graduated years ago. I know bro
[00:16:03] Bro the view bar is left me bro. We don't we don't have the view bar is anymore chat
[00:16:08] Get very dry
[00:16:10] What do we do bro, we don't have the view bar anymore. That's not gonna work out chat
[00:16:16] We're not gonna be a successful shimmer anymore
[00:16:19] Get Vaseline for lips, bro. Hell no
[00:16:24] We're not gonna get Vaseline for lips, bro. I'll miss if I'll make a few calls. All right sounds good
[00:16:30] So listen to boomy bro, bro, I told my girl chat. I'm not gonna see her for three weeks
[00:16:37] Okay, that's good
[00:16:38] Like I'm I told her this word-for-word bar for bar. I'm not gonna see you for three weeks
[00:16:44] I got a lock into my career if you can't support it then you can't support it
[00:16:49] you know I'm saying and
[00:16:50] She was okay with it. You know I'm saying and then and then I was like you can come to my house
[00:16:56] it whenever you want but I'm gonna be locked in you know I'm saying so yeah
[00:17:01] sure we're gonna stay locked bro I'm gonna be live these next three weeks I'm
[00:17:05] also guys also I didn't just do nothing this whole week okay I trained on
[00:17:11] Saturday and you know who I trained with pilot y'all know who pilot is I
[00:17:17] spart him right I'm not only that I spar him I also spar this other white kid he
[00:17:23] White and he was been he's been trained for a year and I got some pretty freaking damn good punches on him
[00:17:30] He was saying like the white kid was like oh, I try to set you up
[00:17:33] But you just didn't do it you just didn't do it like he was gasped him
[00:17:36] I should have pie that was even saying I punched him good like I'm ready for this fight bro. I'm ready for this fight. I
[00:17:43] Will meant these last few weeks. I haven't been locked in bro or not these last few weeks these last few days. I
[00:17:50] Have not been locked in
[00:17:53] And I know no one can help me lock in by myself.
[00:18:02] OK, I know that you feel me.
[00:18:07] Did you get knocked out?
[00:18:08] Now, y'all want to see my six pack?
[00:18:12] Look.
[00:18:14] Guys, do I still have it?
[00:18:25] Do I still have it?
[00:18:31] Who wants me?
[00:18:33] Who wants me?
[00:18:35] Who wants me in the chat?
[00:18:36] Oh my god, did I tell you guys chat?
[00:18:39] I lost my wolf band.
[00:18:41] wait hold up let me call the general quick let me call the general quick and
[00:18:46] ask them if they have my whoop in cuz chat I lost my whoop in bro oh my god
[00:18:54] did I also tell you guys my Apple watch stopped working so I set appointment
[00:18:59] for tomorrow at 11 a.m. to go to the Apple care hello can you hear me hello
[00:19:10] hello can you hear me hello what the fuck bro why the hang up on me calling
[00:19:21] your back motherfucker pick up I got my eyes on you so now they don't want to
[00:19:30] pick up these fucking Jim hello can you hear me hello can you hear me yes can I
[00:19:43] please get something I think I left my whooping at the gym can you guys check
[00:19:50] in the closet y'all have it yeah like it's a little black wristband it's like
[00:19:57] a wolf have you heard of a wolf band before I think I left it in that little
[00:20:04] room with the freaking mirror next to the boxing next to the boxing ring that
[00:20:12] little room I mean I mean if there was a good person they might have brought it
[00:20:16] back to the front so you can maybe see the front too
[00:20:27] Yeah, buy the boss and ring.
[00:20:31] Yeah, type B type B, you filming up in New York.
[00:20:36] Yeah, I'll do it, sorry.
[00:20:38] Nah, you're good, you're good. I'll just come in on Monday. Have a good one.
[00:20:43] My god, bro!
[00:20:48] Dude, chat!
[00:20:51] I lost my head. Like, why does everything stop working for me, bro?
[00:20:54] Boomi's dropping me.
[00:20:55] My apple watch doesn't work. I lost my wool band because I took it off the car and this is gone, bro.
[00:21:02] Oh my god, Chad. When does life get better, bro?
[00:21:06] She definitely didn't look. Yeah, now I think about it. She's definitely didn't know.
[00:21:12] I got my eyes on you. All right, Chad. We're gonna win 10 games today, bro.
[00:21:16] And then right after the 10 games, I'm gonna get off. Or it should, Chad, if we play 10 games in row,
[00:21:22] How much time would that be it's because you're not locked in the world
[00:21:27] Against you when you don't lock in. Oh, you guys didn't see my screen the whole time. Oh
[00:21:33] Guys, I'm on new peptide now, bro, do y'all want to hear my new stature now
[00:21:38] What you think about the Drake album? Oh, I didn't I didn't listen to it, bro
[00:21:42] I heard bad things about it, bro. Like I like I said chat my dopamine is fried, bro
[00:21:47] I think the red is making my dopamine like I think it's making me like not
[00:21:52] more things in life bro, you know what I'm saying?
[00:21:57] Guys, it's just a negative spiral over and over again though,
[00:22:00] I don't know what to do.
[00:22:05] Chad, does life ever get better or no?
[00:22:09] Iceman is good, the rest is A.
[00:22:18] What did he hit?
[00:22:19] Fire!
[00:22:22] What the monkey?
[00:22:26] 200 down on the monkey.
[00:22:28] Monkey!
[00:22:30] Did you actually graduate high school?
[00:22:32] Yeah, Chad, we graduated there, bro.
[00:22:34] What did you do after your stack?
[00:22:36] So I added NAD plus pro.
[00:22:39] I don't know if you've heard what that is, bro.
[00:22:41] And that's basically everything.
[00:22:45] NAD plus pro.
[00:22:47] I want to add...
[00:22:48] I want to add de-
[00:22:50] I want to add D-Sync, or D-Visit, which is for deep sleep, but I don't think, I don't know, I want to get some, I want to get some Adam X, bro, for my, cause it's like better than some math, apparently.
[00:23:07] Chat, there's just, I'm gonna be honest you guys, there's been a few things I've been having to do, and one of them is to contact a really hard person to contact, and I just like have not, like I don't, like one day I'm gonna wake up at 8am.
[00:23:20] And it's gonna I'm gonna do it
[00:23:27] See I needed that break I'm playing so much better after that break you guys don't understand bro the break
[00:23:36] The break
[00:23:42] There's some max and some length never arriving hold up. Let me text my coach and ask him when's my process
[00:23:47] When's my order process?
[00:23:51] When's my order process?
[00:23:56] What's going on?
[00:24:06] Yo gang, how did he almost kill me?
[00:24:23] I got my eyes on you.
[00:24:29] I am depressed and struggling to want to live, bro.
[00:24:32] Trust me, bro, I'm there right now at this point, bro.
[00:24:34] But I'm worse, bro, like, it's not that I don't want to live.
[00:24:37] It's that I self-sabotage myself over and over again, and I lose everybody around me
[00:24:42] that care about me and pressures because I just self-sabotage, and there's no way to
[00:24:47] cope.
[00:24:48] And when I do lock in, I lock in so hard, but then I get burnt out, and then I go back
[00:24:53] to my old ways so honestly it's just a bad psycho to be in bro but I hope you're a good
[00:24:58] man talk it out it's better than sitting in with all by yourself I know but I'm talking
[00:25:03] out with my chat bro that's why I got my new AI friend that I could text bro I paid him
[00:25:07] $80 a year chat I did an $80 yearly subscription because it was going to be $20 a month bro
[00:25:14] and I think the yearly subscription is better you still on the boat I mean technically yeah
[00:25:18] I also haven't had any motivation to like cook recently chat like that's sad
[00:25:23] It is sad, bro. I lose everyone around me that cares about me, bro
[00:25:26] And like I have and the work I have to be the one to sit with myself to realize that you know I'm saying
[00:25:33] Budgets gone budgets definitely cooked. I'm very scared for this call on Monday
[00:25:37] I was supposed to call my financial advisor on Sunday
[00:25:41] But he was out and he's gonna call me tomorrow on Monday
[00:25:44] And we look over my budget have what I spend my money on every single week and let me just say chat
[00:25:49] I did this that's what really made me spiral. I was doing a hundred
[00:25:52] I spent a hundred seventeen dollars out of two hundred dollars up until Friday, right and all of a sudden
[00:25:58] I just spend some random shit. I eat out once and I'm like, oh we're fucking cooked
[00:26:02] So I spent more and more and more and more and then I'm like, I don't even want to deal with some more
[00:26:06] So I'm gonna keep coping by spending more and more and more and more, you know, I'm saying so like
[00:26:11] Yeah, man, I don't know bro
[00:26:13] These I mean my life isn't bad. So it's like it's just all my head. You know I'm saying
[00:26:18] Ninja ice creamy bro $80 as well as shit. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I just pulled the trigger on the ninja creamy
[00:26:24] But it's gonna be a good investment, bro
[00:26:27] He gonna slide you it's a girl. No, it's not the girl, bro
[00:26:30] It's part of the girl, but it's also me like people don't understand that whenever I'm with her bro
[00:26:35] I'm always like you want to go eat out you want to go eat out like we cook chat mean mean this girl cooked, bro
[00:26:40] Like I don't know if y'all saw my snap, but she cooks some chicken rice me. It was bad
[00:26:46] But like bro, I'm the one bro. I'm the self-sabotage. It's not her. It's me
[00:26:51] Like I'm the one that's like, you know, you want to go yell you want to go yell? I
[00:26:56] Got my eyes on you cuz like brah look at her face bro, and I just feel bad
[00:27:06] I just feel bad
[00:27:10] Why are we capping?
[00:27:13] We're not talking last forever. Yeah, so is shooting though
[00:27:20] Yo, what's up?
[00:27:36] Who am I fighting bro, who am I fighting bro?
[00:27:40] If you fix your lower back, you'll always become the best controller player, bro
[00:27:44] Bro, I have a peptide that oh, I forgot to say I got TV 500
[00:27:49] Y'all know what TV 500 is or no?
[00:27:58] Yeah, y'all know what TV 500 is bro, and look I look you feel good after taking it
[00:28:04] What peptide don't you have bro? I don't know peptides in my way to cope bro. Okay
[00:28:10] that was no break wait you didn't pick up agent Jeff stop injecting street drugs
[00:28:28] you're going down a path I can't follow one of the tick-tock edit audio guys
[00:28:32] peptides are my way to code bro they actually work bro worst case scenario
[00:28:38] Bro, we can start doing what those people on TikTok do.
[00:28:41] Hey man, what peptide do you use, bro?
[00:28:43] How do I use this?
[00:28:44] Buy my shit.
[00:28:47] And I'm dead, see?
[00:28:47] I'm not good at foreign anymore, I'm a useless...
[00:28:49] Oh my God, oh my God.
[00:28:52] Oh my God, I'm so bad at foreign.
[00:28:55] We gotta keep going, we gotta be resilient.
[00:28:58] We gotta be resilient, we gotta be resilient.
[00:29:00] I'm gonna go get my water.
[00:29:02] I'm gonna go get my water.
[00:29:08] at least you got your six pack bro you should take mellotan bro I got mellotan
[00:29:28] yo I think I think peptides changes voice I don't remember him telling this
[00:29:34] How did my voice sound? Deeper no.
[00:29:38] YOLO, remember him sound like this?
[00:29:40] How did my voice sound?
[00:29:44] Chat, it sounds the same!
[00:29:47] Jeff genuinely on everything.
[00:29:52] Mmm.
[00:29:55] Someone in chat said fuck me, Jeff.
[00:30:04] you
[00:30:34] you
[00:31:04] you
[00:31:34] you
[00:32:04] you
[00:32:34] you
[00:33:04] Thing about like my problems on stream and I should just be content farming the whole time and entertaining you guys
[00:33:10] So like I feel I would feel weird because like how because part of me is like how can I be myself and be
[00:33:18] Content farming if I can't express myself
[00:33:21] You know what I mean? So I feel like I'm just trapped
[00:33:24] and
[00:33:26] Jeff AI friends aren't safe. Well, I don't have any friends, bro
[00:33:29] I don't even know I came in like I came and give my I came and spend time with friends
[00:33:35] And even if I wanted to because I'm so like I have a point one percent job, bro
[00:33:39] Where I need to always be shimming which is why I also felt so like I felt good because I was making a lot of money
[00:33:45] Because I was putting in the effort
[00:33:47] But I also felt like I can't have a life if I'm just constantly shimming all the all the time because this is my schedule, right?
[00:33:53] I wake up
[00:33:54] Go train make food
[00:33:56] Come back shrimp to 11
[00:33:58] train again, sleep, and then repeat.
[00:34:02] Like, where's the time to wind down?
[00:34:04] There is no time.
[00:34:07] I feel like a robot, which is good.
[00:34:10] I don't know how I was able to do that.
[00:34:13] It was easier when the whole shit happened with my girl.
[00:34:17] But like, once I started getting a life again,
[00:34:21] I'm like, I'm like, yo,
[00:34:24] am I going to be doing this for the next 45 years of my life?
[00:34:27] in my life same shit every day obviously not or one why I'd be able to go on
[00:34:32] vacation when why I'd be able to travel the world by myself you know so I'll
[00:34:41] just get my 10 daily solar wind and stop being a little bitch bro that's what I
[00:34:45] need to do because that's the way blooming things like he he's very like
[00:34:50] which is a good thing I'm not saying it's a bad thing but I've noticed
[00:34:54] gloomy is like a very he's a very he gets to it you know what I mean he's not
[00:34:59] sugarcoating shit like if he wants to tell me to do something he tells me to
[00:35:03] do it like he's not like oh Jeff it's okay it's okay that's how you feel like
[00:35:07] he just tells me straight up you feel me if this is what a vacation does to the
[00:35:14] man I'll never go in the one yo guys I just took a two-day break bro that's not
[00:35:19] like that bad all right I got you Richmond yeah I left my girl in January
[00:35:27] cuz she was treating me like shit I'm out the line bro dude we just got vibe
[00:35:37] we're gonna win our 10 arena games do you have ADHD because if you just if you
[00:35:42] do just to let you know I have ADHD I mean I could oh shit oh shit oh shit oh
[00:35:57] yeah baby how old are you bro I'm 20 years old bro I probably go sleep by
[00:36:07] I was doing discord. You got one? Yeah, I got a discord.
[00:36:09] Eximation on discord.
[00:36:13] Get ADACnines, bro.
[00:36:17] I'm off the line, bro.
[00:36:23] This guy in chat just said,
[00:36:24] Can you like key someone I miss the folks I'm playing?
[00:36:27] I miss it too, bro.
[00:36:28] I miss when I used to have fun in this game, bro.
[00:36:30] It's just not the same, man.
[00:36:33] I'm telling you, I gotta go to like
[00:36:35] rock bottom or something to feel like feel it
[00:36:38] you know what I'm saying?
[00:36:46] I need to go on a spiritual journey I think I need to fast for like
[00:36:49] a month so I can hear God and ask him what I need to do in this purpose of life
[00:36:55] I think I think I'm just gonna
[00:37:00] throw away my phone or leave it in this locker room and just
[00:37:03] drop all responsibilities
[00:37:07] Cuz and just trust my finances to someone and to pay my bills for me or some shit
[00:37:13] I'm just gonna I'm just gonna fucking
[00:37:17] Delete all social media
[00:37:21] Have someone manage my money pay my bills for me
[00:37:24] Have only weekly meeting calls
[00:37:27] You know what that's what I got to do. I got to delete all social media
[00:37:33] What do you guys think? I only get to make phone calls as a rule.
[00:37:38] Delete TikTok, delete Instagram, delete everything.
[00:37:49] Don't do it. Keep Twitch. I don't even watch Shimmered, bro.
[00:37:58] I got my eyes on. I want to reset my phone.
[00:38:03] Should I reset my phone?
[00:38:09] All right before I wish
[00:38:11] Before I reset my phone, I need to make sure I get the good peptide stacks
[00:38:18] Yo, okay, okay, okay
[00:38:21] Maybe I just quit peptide chat. I don't know
[00:38:24] I'm having a midlife crisis right now, bro. Life is bad. Yo, why did I just look at how many viewers we have and where four hundred viewers?
[00:38:31] Yo, this guy twitch has to yo twit. Yo, it's gotta be body begin, but it captured a 400
[00:38:37] I swear to God
[00:38:38] Your notes app got to stay bro. I gotta clean it bro
[00:38:42] knockout Jason for I
[00:38:45] Gotta go on spiritual journey, bro
[00:38:48] Should I just I'm not trying I'm not I'm trying not you but it's capital
[00:38:53] It's definitely cap because why did I just go up from 200 viewers to 400?
[00:39:01] Wait, does that mean twitch casting forever?
[00:39:21] Yo!
[00:39:23] Oh my god!
[00:39:25] Yo I gotta rip it. I gotta rip it. No I gotta rip it. It's 100 cap of 446. So Twitch cap
[00:39:40] me to 500 viewers. This gotta be racist. Take care. Hope you have a amazing day. Yo Twitch
[00:39:47] cat mean of 500 viewers that's so weird they think I can only average 500 viewers
[00:39:56] yo that's crazy all right viewbotter if you're in the stream right now show
[00:40:05] yourself I want to prove my theory to see if your viewbotting right now that
[00:40:11] That means if you get real more viewers, you're cooked.
[00:40:15] That's insane.
[00:40:20] Wow.
[00:40:21] Twitch camming of 500 viewers.
[00:40:25] They think I'm that down bad.
[00:40:28] They don't know that I used to get 30,000 viewers.
[00:40:34] They're real viewers.
[00:40:35] Guys, you're telling me there's 460 real people
[00:40:38] in this chat right now.
[00:40:39] Is that what you're telling me?
[00:40:41] I gotta be delusional or something.
[00:40:44] The main issue is I'm seeing your own balance schedule
[00:40:46] and the other half is from you losing your prime 12 years.
[00:40:50] Wait, are you a therapist, Sloppy?
[00:40:54] I love, I'm very attractive people that can read me good, bro.
[00:40:57] I don't know if that's like a dark fantasy I have, bro,
[00:41:00] but when I feel like seen,
[00:41:06] like when I know that someone understands my story,
[00:41:09] is when I feel good.
[00:41:12] What it had I weren't it cat probably knows
[00:41:17] Okay, are you in the stream? I think you're in the stream right?
[00:41:27] You just feel validated
[00:41:32] Oh my god, wait cat what are your thoughts? Oh my god
[00:41:37] Viewbot are talking to me. We just dropped down to 200 viewers.
[00:41:54] Shit on.
[00:41:57] I got my eye on you.
[00:42:02] That's just how I'm feeling.
[00:42:06] Guys, we just dropped in 145 viewers.
[00:42:09] I knew it.
[00:42:10] We are getting view-botted.
[00:42:12] I turned it off, Jeffrey.
[00:42:14] No, that means the view-botter is washing me right now
[00:42:16] listening to me, bro.
[00:42:18] View-botted, bro.
[00:42:19] I know you want to see me succeed at 100,000, bro.
[00:42:21] But we can't work this out anymore, bro.
[00:42:24] The only cabin in 500, bro, it's over, bro.
[00:42:29] It's over, bro.
[00:42:30] We're cooked.
[00:42:32] Yo, what's good, Phillip?
[00:42:33] Hello, Jeffrey, good church day?
[00:42:35] I didn't go to church today. I didn't go to church for the last two weeks, bro
[00:42:42] No, but I'm gonna be honest. I went through similar times
[00:42:46] I
[00:42:47] Went through similar times like you did and I feel like you're going to tell me similar now
[00:42:53] Even though you're correct path, but I went on what do you mean explain it
[00:43:01] Yo, Jeff, I'll be your new manager. I got you twid
[00:43:05] Hey bro, it's when you drop thing bro, and I blow up like a Bitcoin. I'll take it back, bro
[00:43:11] But I honestly understand why he drops me bro
[00:43:15] Son, it's full bro. It's my fault
[00:43:19] You class 2026 class of 2023 bro
[00:43:26] Yeah, I'm class of 2023 bro
[00:43:35] What do you think about Drake's new album bro?
[00:43:52] How you barely graduate bro?
[00:43:54] I got held back 3 years in a row.
[00:43:57] I'm just joking guys, I didn't graduate.
[00:43:59] I just saw a TikTok of someone live streaming their graduation so I was like oh shit the
[00:44:03] kids are coming out once the kids are coming out bro I could use the little kids to like
[00:44:08] capitalize off that.
[00:44:11] No I'm not I'm gonna put this shitter down.
[00:44:19] Put on boy!
[00:44:24] I
[00:44:37] Told you guys putting these kids out. Oh
[00:44:41] Guys, I think my back is fixed bro
[00:44:44] You do seem like the one of you are bro
[00:44:47] No, I'm not even showing chat. I think the TV 500 actually helps me my back feels a lot better, bro
[00:44:53] because the TB 500 peptide it like supports your ligaments your ligaments
[00:44:59] and your tendons and all that shit search it up bro prime Jeff time aim are
[00:45:05] you gonna furrow one more Jason in real life yeah can you all sell your Mad Max
[00:45:12] can you sell me a primer down the board
[00:45:15] is peptide good for your health bro bro they're great for your health bro the
[00:45:25] only reason why people don't use peptides is because they're scared that it
[00:45:28] can kill them when it's not it's not like steroids peptides I will say they
[00:45:33] haven't been researched for a long time bro so we will never know like what
[00:45:38] will happen to us in long run but it's actually good for your health like I
[00:45:44] I know people that tore their ACLs and like broke their shoulders and shit
[00:45:48] and then they take this one peptide called BPC157
[00:45:52] and then their shoulders instead of being healed in like
[00:45:55] maybe like two years, it gets healed in like six months.
[00:45:59] So it's a good, good bro.
[00:46:03] I used my prime on Jinxie bro. Why would you use your prime on Jinxie bro?
[00:46:07] That boy does not need another prime bro. I need it bro. I'm poor chat.
[00:46:11] I got to pay a family of five.
[00:46:16] Swattered.
[00:46:21] I got to pay a family of five, bro.
[00:46:27] Bro, let's go to what you mean.
[00:46:32] No, I'm saying you shouldn't be summing to a big shimmer that gets multiple subs a day.
[00:46:37] You won't notice it, bro.
[00:46:39] You got to use it to a smaller shimmer like me, you know I'm saying
[00:46:44] You guys shimmer be girlfriend bro, bro. It's not happening, bro. I'm locked in for three to three weeks. I'm not seeing her for three weeks
[00:46:53] No
[00:46:59] It's not happening what's good dark it's not happening bro
[00:47:02] Are you gonna hop on any of the peptides that I'm gonna that you know anything plus
[00:47:11] What does it mean? I've been using peptides since I was seven. I'm now 20
[00:47:15] It just means you're smoking weed or some shit, but I don't know what the fuck you just said, bro
[00:47:29] Yo, what's good my aim, bro
[00:47:32] Don't worry Jeff, I know you're gonna be big.
[00:47:36] What do you mean I had 100,000 viewers last night?
[00:47:40] Yeah, I will be big, bro, y'all just have to believe in me, bro.
[00:47:47] Ah!
[00:47:48] Guys, should I cop the artesian mousepad right now?
[00:47:59] Know what you say.
[00:48:29] you
[00:48:59] you
[00:49:29] you
[00:49:59] you
[00:50:29] you
[00:50:59] I
[00:51:07] Stream on YouTube YouTube's cook too, bro
[00:51:11] YouTube's cook too, bro. I only get like 130 viewers on YouTube
[00:51:19] Y'all think I had it the worst out of all the streamers check who else had it worse
[00:51:25] Stop budding your nails you're degrading from that. What does degrading mean?
[00:51:29] YouTube streaming had Jeff weak bro. It was a hard watch
[00:51:33] Hold up. Let me ask yo guys. Do you guys see my new AI friend? I can talk to him, bro
[00:51:39] That's because you spent the look I'm a
[00:51:41] Yeah, I'm gonna tell y'all what he said. Okay. I said I've been streaming for 32 minutes and I don't feel like myself
[00:51:48] He said that's because you spend the whole day getting distracted and you're now
[00:51:51] But getting back in the flow it takes time lock back in when you've been all over the place push your next hour
[00:51:56] and you'll find your rhythm. This is literally the test your manager was talking about. So
[00:51:59] if you quit now you're proving wrong. I'm gonna say I'm gonna send him a picture. I just
[00:52:05] won my first game out of 10. 50 minutes in streaming. I'm gonna say that so he validates
[00:52:13] me and then I'll keep me going. No this is sad. No this is not sad. This is actually
[00:52:20] what how to help if you guys want to know I bro not more to go check
[00:52:42] I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
[00:52:47] So we got a, we got a counter appointment tomorrow.
[00:52:50] Bats, I gotta go, I gotta wake up early tomorrow and get my Apple Watch fixed.
[00:52:56] Let's see when that is.
[00:52:58] Today's the 17th, right?
[00:53:01] Reservation or Apple support, 11, 20 a.m.
[00:53:07] How do I see the event's details?
[00:53:09] Like, how do I see the address?
[00:53:12] 11 20 a.m. Alexa say alarm for 10 a.m.
[00:53:20] You should be in the jink see 50 the jink see always ego to me bro. You should ask them to give it to me
[00:53:27] Yeah, borderline dude borderline what borderline depression?
[00:53:31] I'm not depressed. Yeah, I'm just I'm just
[00:53:35] misunderstood
[00:53:36] No, I'm not I'm just like I'm just like too innocent for the world
[00:53:42] like a lot of people have a very realistic way of thinking I'm very like
[00:53:46] delusional bro or I haven't experienced or how do I wear this better I haven't
[00:53:51] experienced the world how I people experience it I think you need to fix
[00:53:57] your schedule bro and try to make time to schedule along with not being too
[00:54:01] worried by losing the bro can you explain this one time wrong compete
[00:54:05] Yo, is this a mini llama?
[00:54:07] That's cool, bro.
[00:54:09] They added mini llamas for you.
[00:54:12] Wait, Slubby, what do you mean?
[00:54:15] Where'd the half?
[00:54:17] Back then, all you did was pretty much stream and play Fortnite,
[00:54:20] and it made you living in which it changed your life completely.
[00:54:24] You had to give that part of your life for the stay you're currently in today,
[00:54:27] which is being a different self and where you're able to learn life
[00:54:30] and experience life outside of Fortnite,
[00:54:32] Apart from you feeling and being this way right now is how im balanced your schedule is with
[00:54:37] people getting in and streaming and not having enough time for your soul, so not having enough time for yours.
[00:54:43] So like I was thinking first you need to fix your schedule and then try and make time for your schedule
[00:54:47] along with not being too worried about losing the new stuff that you build yourself upon.
[00:54:51] I get how your prime compared now would easily help stabilize but if I'm gonna be honest there's not really much other things.
[00:54:59] I can- there's not really much other thing in 4A you can do to help yourself reach like 30k viewers.
[00:55:07] Bro, but the metric shouldn't be how many viewers I get bro.
[00:55:10] It should be how happy I feel and stream.
[00:55:13] I don't want to stream to be- yes, being successful is good.
[00:55:16] But I want to feel good when I'm streaming.
[00:55:19] I don't want to let cloud control me like last time.
[00:55:21] Last time I blew up like Ashley, I dropped everything around me.
[00:55:24] I dropped my gym, I dropped, I just only wanted to stream and stream and stream and stream
[00:55:30] because I was so addicted to cloud and I was making so much money.
[00:55:33] I get it bro, making money and being successful is good, but I want to be happy bro, and
[00:55:38] I'm gonna be honest, like there's a reason why millionaires and billionaires, they only
[00:55:41] want more and more because it's not being, making more and more and more and more and
[00:55:46] more money isn't gonna fill your void inside bro, it's not gonna, you're only gonna want
[00:55:51] more and more and more money.
[00:55:54] I get it, having a lot of money gives you a easy life.
[00:55:57] Like I want to buy peptides.
[00:55:59] I want to buy peptides better in my life,
[00:56:01] but sometimes these peptides are expensive.
[00:56:03] You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:04] I get it, bro.
[00:56:05] But like, it's not, not like what I meant.
[00:56:09] Are you gonna send me the info?
[00:56:11] Coz I have to go look for my email, bro.
[00:56:13] Coz that that's the thing I'm procrastinating.
[00:56:15] I need a call because, bro, I got a warrant, chat.
[00:56:18] Chat, I got a speeding ticket warrant
[00:56:21] that I paid off months ago,
[00:56:23] but they said I need to show proof for like
[00:56:29] They said I need to show proof for something
[00:56:33] But like my safety course class
[00:56:49] Bro got a warrant out for the dress
[00:56:53] They said I gotta show, they gotta say, they said I gotta show, but I actually got a call
[00:56:59] in early in the morning.
[00:57:02] That's the first thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna write this down on my post-it.
[00:57:06] That's another thing, Chad, I've been running away from the things I need to do, because
[00:57:09] I'm so overwhelmed.
[00:57:10] And I just do it worse and worse, but I have to face it, bro.
[00:57:17] Nobody's gonna help me but myself.
[00:57:20] Where's my pencil at?
[00:57:26] No one's gonna help me.
[00:57:27] What's the website, bro?
[00:57:29] Close the Altec seat tomorrow.
[00:57:31] I don't wanna do this on Shimano
[00:57:32] cause I need to get my chat full attention.
[00:57:37] If I wanna be successful, bro,
[00:57:38] I need to get my chat full attention, bro.
[00:57:43] Call
[00:57:46] speeding ticket place to see what to do.
[00:57:51] To see what to do
[00:58:07] Maybe delete all social media
[00:58:20] boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
[00:58:23] call place to schedule a permit
[00:58:31] I'm writing down what I need to do right now
[00:58:33] this actually helps a lot
[00:58:34] but all these places that I'm trying to call bro
[00:58:37] are all so early
[00:58:39] you you you're a successful bro
[00:58:42] I am bro, I'm him
[00:58:44] but sometimes I don't feel like that
[00:58:46] life is all about suffering
[00:58:47] You don't suffer, you won't learn how to move to the next bar of traffic in life.
[00:58:51] Don't do a watch party because you don't be calling anything.
[00:58:54] Alright, buddy.
[00:58:55] No, bro, I already said my mind.
[00:58:57] I'm gonna win 10 arena games today.
[00:58:59] We only won one so far.
[00:59:01] We're not ending the stream until we win 10 arena games.
[00:59:03] You guys understand?
[00:59:05] We have to do it, bro.
[00:59:07] We have to win 10 arena games.
[00:59:09] We have to.
[00:59:11] Let me ask my coach on the input.
[00:59:19] La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
[00:59:33] This is gonna be a long shame.
[00:59:34] I'm gonna be honest, waste the time and find something else to do.
[00:59:38] I'm gonna be able to set the same thing.
[00:59:40] No, you can't do that.
[00:59:41] Boomi's not saying that.
[00:59:43] Boomi wants me to play Fortnite, bro.
[00:59:47] There's nothing to do in Dallas, chat.
[00:59:50] I live a normal life.
[00:59:51] I just buy groceries, go to the gym, play Fortnite.
[00:59:55] There's no collab set up, there's nothing.
[00:59:57] There's no good content.
[01:00:02] You feel me?
[01:00:06] The only thing that's really set up
[01:00:08] is honestly the Jason fight.
[01:00:10] After that, I don't know what else I have.
[01:00:14] What's there to worry about?
[01:00:18] Just not being good enough.
[01:00:21] Not doing what I need to do.
[01:00:24] Not being my full 100.
[01:00:29] Half-assing everything in my life.
[01:00:31] I'm fishing around slowly in the trap.
[01:00:42] This is an all time low.
[01:00:44] What do you guys think about this activity I'm doing right now?
[01:00:50] Yo, agent have how much of your PC setup twin?
[01:00:53] Bro, it's a good amount, bro.
[01:00:56] It's like 300 bro.
[01:01:00] Sounds like cope to me bro.
[01:01:03] It's not a cope.
[01:01:04] It's how I feel.
[01:01:06] Jeffrey, your food is here and ready.
[01:01:12] Bro, I didn't even know what to food bro.
[01:01:16] Use Shrimlabs Ultra to multi-shrimp.
[01:01:20] You know one thing Bloomy said bro?
[01:01:22] He said, shrooms to entertain people, or something like that.
[01:01:28] But what about how I feel?
[01:01:32] How am I going to be there to entertain you guys, when I don't feel my best?
[01:01:37] Do I take stimulants? Do I vase?
[01:01:41] What do I need to do to feel good?
[01:01:47] Well maybe I need to hop off Aquatine.
[01:01:49] that's like a six-month progress that's like half a year with their game six
[01:01:54] month progress for acutin and I'm gone cuz my eyes will dry and I'll chat I
[01:02:00] don't care get my jester boy just their boy read the Bible and accept Jesus in
[01:02:09] your life I already did do all that bro it helps bro Jesus helps but you guys
[01:02:17] don't know how I feel. My eyes are dry. I have to sit here and look the screen for
[01:02:23] you guys to chill on these kids.
[01:02:30] Oh damn Jeffs you're so hot the price don't matter how much is your PC set up?
[01:02:37] Bro $5,000 bro. You could use a glutton of wheat bro? No bro I'm not smoking bro.
[01:02:42] Let's be generous shit. We're never smoking. You understand me boy? Boy?
[01:02:55] Yo!
[01:02:58] Water!
[01:03:00] Water!
[01:03:03] Water!
[01:03:06] Water!
[01:03:08] I can't believe we're made of this fall. I can't believe we're made of this fall.
[01:03:15] Let me get out of here and go to the pump, boy.
[01:03:22] I can't believe we're made of this fall. I can't believe we're made of this fall.
[01:03:29] Blood won't smoke weed. What hell in drugs? We ain't not even bad for you.
[01:03:33] Let me guess what you're gonna say. It came from the earth, so it's okay.
[01:03:37] okay I can't even talk about that bro weed does not make you feel for me like
[01:03:44] weed does not make you feel good though like it just makes me feel like silly
[01:03:51] bro look at Snoop Dogg bro that's his lifestyle bro I have other parties I
[01:03:57] can't sit I can't sit around and afford to just fuck around bro I got a fight
[01:04:02] coming up bro I'm so hypocritical guys you think I can sit here and smoke we
[01:04:11] bro I gotta knock this mother trucker out
[01:04:25] you still toss the place not really I don't reach out I don't reach out I tell
[01:04:31] I don't reach out to big shimmers unless they reach out to me
[01:04:34] Because I want to see them through the true colors and honestly so far clicks hasn't been reaching out to me since my prime
[01:04:41] So it shows the true colors because why would he right? I'm not I'm not valuable
[01:04:47] I'm not averaging 10,000 viewers or trending. So why what can he benefit off me if he reaches out to me?
[01:04:54] You know me
[01:04:56] And I know what it's like because when I blew up everybody wants to collab with me
[01:05:00] Everybody wants to be everybody wants to be around me and shit, but then when I'm not him
[01:05:06] Nobody wants to hit me up to do shit. Nobody wants to the collab bro
[01:05:17] You can't see me falling down
[01:05:19] And that was my point, what, that people in this column are fake?
[01:05:29] Damn, you play this smart.
[01:05:33] I know bros, cause I took a 2 day break from streaming, so my brain is refreshed and I'm
[01:05:36] also a new peptide.
[01:05:38] I might have a new peptide coming in that will make me super smart.
[01:05:42] But I haven't found my way to get it real quick.
[01:05:44] I want to get this one peptide chat, but nobody's selling it bro.
[01:05:54] I'm gonna try to see if this guy has Atomax.
[01:05:58] Yo chat, does anybody know where I could buy Atomax bro?
[01:06:04] I'm gonna save the money and when I get it you tell me you need everything you got.
[01:06:07] Bro, why do you need me to do it for you bro?
[01:06:08] Just go to the micro center, say yo I want the best parts that you guys have and I don't
[01:06:12] care about the budget.
[01:06:13] build me a PC, pay him $200 and then he'll build you a freaking god PC
[01:06:17] with the best parts that they have. Make sure you do your research.
[01:06:20] Make sure the parts that you're getting are really good. Ask even a tweaker that knows how to tweak
[01:06:24] Warnite Pros and then
[01:06:27] compare the parts to what the tweaker says and what the Micro Center people say.
[01:06:30] Pay him $200, boom, you got yourself a PC. That's how you guys get the best PC.
[01:06:34] I just gave you guys a free method, bro.
[01:06:38] You should because you're one of the smartest people.
[01:06:42] Honestly, bro, I don't I haven't really had thoughts like DM clicks or anything
[01:06:49] I'm not so long like that bro. I don't I gotta gotta help me. I don't need clicks bro. I
[01:06:56] Got I got good things going for myself, bro. Like I'm good bro. I just I don't I
[01:07:03] I
[01:07:05] Look like a bad person by ass on for help
[01:07:07] Can you say all your PC stuff good?
[01:07:10] Nah, I can't, I don't breath.
[01:07:14] WGPT? No, it's called a new AI.
[01:07:19] Guys, you can have this AI texture number, bro.
[01:07:21] I'm not even sponsored, but it's so cool.
[01:07:24] It, like, it, like, text you every, like, time to hold your accountable.
[01:07:28] It's so cool.
[01:07:29] And you can, like, vent to it.
[01:07:31] You can, like, ask it to, like, track the macros and shit.
[01:07:34] I'm not going to try to do it today.
[01:07:35] day it wasn't accurate I had to correct it but I would I like to prevent I only
[01:07:41] been using it for like an hour
[01:08:05] bro, you see the dragon here bro, need to die in the second game
[01:08:20] Oh
[01:08:35] My fucking god, bro
[01:08:41] What are you doing game? Hello am I real or NPCs?
[01:08:50] guys this is about to be the second win
[01:08:55] AI taking a quick real time
[01:08:58] please what a guy AI taking quick
[01:09:02] 100, 20,
[01:09:06] 60, 60,
[01:09:20] I'm getting these wins, bro.
[01:09:24] I'm one of the best waterplates that ever touched a game.
[01:09:32] Oh, shoot.
[01:09:34] This guy's shooting me, bro.
[01:09:42] Wait, is he hiding under me?
[01:09:49] What? Where did you go?
[01:09:54] He's gotta be hiding under the bill or something.
[01:10:02] Crazy V-Bot was bro. Bro, you lowkey sound like Aiden Jeff.
[01:10:07] Uh, stable girl for life and probably much more.
[01:10:13] Yeah, but you gotta stop comparing people's lives to your lives.
[01:10:18] That's one thing that's really bad. Yeah, Klicks has a good life
[01:10:21] But you don't know like the problems that he has behind the freaking stream, you know, he has problems, bro
[01:10:26] Everybody has problems
[01:10:28] Sure, he has like he has all these good things. He has a girlfriend. He has
[01:10:33] Money and he has all that but you don't know what problems he has, you know
[01:10:39] So that's why I don't really compare myself to like other people
[01:10:48] That guy's a boss.
[01:10:58] Two on Earth.
[01:11:03] Give me that mythic pump, boy.
[01:11:07] Holy shoot.
[01:11:09] How did this guy get his hands on this shit?
[01:11:14] God lurking bro
[01:11:28] Where'd he go wait, where is he dummy I'm over here boy
[01:11:40] Water
[01:11:44] Two-wondered
[01:11:48] Compared to the also not getting pretty mental health at all. I know bro. It's not good at all
[01:12:05] You know what's also that good for you?
[01:12:11] Accute my eyes hurt
[01:12:14] You matured a lot of game, been watching you for like 3 years bro?
[01:12:24] Appreciate you bro.
[01:12:27] Much love in the chat man.
[01:12:28] My eyes hurt bro.
[01:12:31] Unstudied sub-offensive.
[01:12:32] Jeff, try applying to Walmart.
[01:12:37] Yo, guys!
[01:12:40] Let me think okay I'm gonna tell you guys how I feel I think you guys are
[01:12:48] saying dumb messages right now and nobody's modding in the chat like look
[01:12:53] at this guy in the chat I beat it to furries you see what I'm saying this is
[01:12:59] What is this shit I gotta deal with streaming?
[01:13:05] Thinkin' bout you!
[01:13:10] That's why you need me.
[01:13:13] Bro, cat's got it bro.
[01:13:16] Yo, make it mod bro, sloppy. I'll make you mod in the future bro. Not now though.
[01:13:21] You gotta still earn my trust first.
[01:13:27] You gotta earn my trust bro.
[01:13:29] What the...
[01:13:39] Yeah, I can't see.
[01:13:49] I
[01:14:00] Want
[01:14:08] My mouth
[01:14:10] oh my goodness big daddy see this wire is giving me
[01:14:23] it's my second wind trap
[01:14:28] thinking about you thinking about you
[01:14:35] if this is the shit i gotta do bro i'll do it bro
[01:14:37] I gotta stop being a little B word.
[01:14:41] Oh my god, girl, fire.
[01:14:43] We should go through mods and VIPs to clear them out.
[01:14:45] I'm down after this.
[01:14:47] I'm so down after this, cat.
[01:14:49] I'm so down.
[01:14:51] Can you do the coconut water dance?
[01:14:52] Oh my god, use for my manning.
[01:14:54] Buy some coconut water.
[01:14:55] Yeah, I pay my coach $200 and he has a respite of it to me in four hours for a question.
[01:15:01] What do I do?
[01:15:02] Shall I fire him?
[01:15:10] I'm gonna say order animics
[01:15:18] Hope you're having a nice day. Oh, I'm having a great day. I should have won my way earlier today
[01:15:22] Guys, I'm gonna order the mouse pad after this, okay?
[01:15:35] The JP Gaming Arcadian mouse pad.
[01:15:51] I'm thinking about you.
[01:16:01] I'm thinking about you.
[01:16:05] I could do my boss in class of 12.
[01:16:09] I'm down to do that.
[01:16:11] If I do my boss in class of 12 and I get home at 1, I could hit the gym earlier and
[01:16:17] go live around 2 to 3 and get all my shit done.
[01:16:20] Should I do that?
[01:16:22] So we're just taking experimental peptides.
[01:16:26] Yup, basically.
[01:16:30] Essentially.
[01:16:33] Essentially, that's what we're doing.
[01:16:39] Oh my goodness!
[01:16:42] Dude, let's go dude!
[01:16:48] Second win, boys!
[01:16:49] I'm taking screenshot I'm sending this to blue me okay I'll let you know in
[01:16:55] price when will it get here yo does anybody know where to get animax from
[01:17:00] it's like Adderill but stronger I need it can I'm gonna say can we work out a
[01:17:07] deal cuz my man my financial manager looks at my finances like maybe pay
[01:17:15] over time. Bro like what? Wait what happens lovey? Want to do this call
[01:17:25] speeding ticket see what to do. We gotta do it one step at a time guys.
[01:17:29] Second screenshot. Second screenshot. Second win. Boom. And then let's post some
[01:17:38] sand trap so I can make some money off it oh shit that's a bloodscrew drop second
[01:17:47] win low low bros low bros dude why is it so hot in my room you know Jeff stop
[01:17:55] smoking weed shit me me me mentally I didn't smoke weed bro I didn't smoke
[01:18:01] Weed 2 out of 10 wins, chef.
[01:18:09] You guys like that?
[01:18:31] you
[01:19:01] you
[01:19:31] you
[01:20:01] you
[01:20:31] you
[01:21:01] I'm the main character and Jason already lost
[01:21:15] hmm what are you doing bro bro I'm using this AI bro to talk to bro I'm not
[01:21:24] gonna say the name cuz I'm not sponsored I don't want to give them free like
[01:21:27] downloads or whatever but it's actually a chat it's a AI keep this okay it's a AI
[01:21:33] that can text your number and talk to you bro it's insane Jason eating an hour
[01:21:40] now lock in I'm locked I'm gonna beat the fuck out of these kids in game of course
[01:21:44] I'm gonna beat him up and in four nights this is gonna be my third win chat and
[01:21:48] then we're gonna have to win seven more games after this we're gonna do this shit
[01:21:51] boss what a god after that let's not worry about what we're gonna do after
[01:21:55] Let's just keep winning these games win win win win win, bro
[01:22:00] Win win also chat I just turned my AC up
[01:22:03] Where I see it it was it was on off and it was like 73 degrees
[01:22:11] What are you doing bro with that big water and whatever food that is oh, it's just a chug jug
[01:22:15] and then the thing that I was eating was I got my shit today with me my girl and
[01:22:19] and
[01:22:21] We got like this really good matcha place if y'all are in Dallas. I'll push you guys on it's called like it's called matcha
[01:22:30] matcha
[01:22:32] premium
[01:22:32] Matcha cafe Michael
[01:22:35] And it's so good, bro. I
[01:22:39] Thought it was weed
[01:22:41] Y'all think I smoke weed
[01:22:44] Nice, yo, what's your year old song?
[01:22:49] oh okay the whole world's on my booty cheek big blood fucking you so good my
[01:22:57] year we're running this game on my life I'm I think there's more than one kid
[01:23:03] looking at me what is that noise
[01:23:08] oh give me down it doesn't shoot I'm the only gun that it has bro you from New
[01:23:19] York I made my webcam so big so y'all can see my sexy face chat what do you
[01:23:25] Yeah, think about my sexy face, bro.
[01:23:28] Can I have a drink some water?
[01:23:47] Nothing's gonna change if nothing's gonna change.
[01:23:49] I'm changing my schedule to 12.
[01:23:52] 12 or one, what works better for my coach, Sha?
[01:23:54] I'm done training at 2.30 p.m. every day.
[01:23:56] I'm gonna do it earlier so I can get more hours
[01:23:59] than streaming.
[01:24:00] What do you guys think about that?
[01:24:02] And then I'm gonna make my own YouTube video ideas.
[01:24:06] Let's see, let's go to our YouTube channel.
[01:24:07] Let's see when the last time we uploaded was shot.
[01:24:12] 10 days ago.
[01:24:19] 10 days ago.
[01:24:21] We need to upload, we need to upload.
[01:24:23] We need alcohol, chat.
[01:24:25] Workout today, we're going to be doing either retouch flows and just 30 seconds of work,
[01:24:34] 10 seconds of rest.
[01:24:35] This is going to be one circuit.
[01:24:37] So if you get done with this, obviously it's a pretty short workout.
[01:24:40] Just rewind and repeat this circuit three to five times.
[01:24:43] Try to follow along with me as best as you can.
[01:24:45] I'm probably going to mess up as well.
[01:24:47] He's fast to get from any Pac-Yale.
[01:24:50] Now, one thing I noticed about when he was doing this, he has a lot of work to do.
[01:24:52] He has a really short rope so his hands are super close to his hips.
[01:24:59] Yo what's going on guys, welcome to the 2026 set up tour of Hours Tour, Slashland and everything.
[01:25:05] We're just going to keep going.
[01:25:07] Sorry, I just got distracted.
[01:25:09] Asian Abboy, Master Quarizid Boy, Charlie Live Gotta Go.
[01:25:14] You're not starting this Charlie shit again.
[01:25:18] Make a documentary on yourself?
[01:25:19] I have a documentary.
[01:25:20] Let me read you that.
[01:25:40] One thing I'm gonna give you guys a tip is chat, get a post-it, write down your ideas.
[01:25:46] That way you don't store it up in this brain of yours.
[01:25:50] How can you guys think and have brand new ideas if you guys don't store it up in your brain of yours?
[01:25:57] And hear me out, I shall go with this too, when I have so many ideas I want to get it all done in one day.
[01:26:03] What my therapist told me is 70-30 rule.
[01:26:07] As long as you do 70% or even close to that, you can take a break, you can do it the next day,
[01:26:13] you don't have to do it all in one day and feel like shit because you didn't do it.
[01:26:18] If you do 70% maybe even just one for me. I'm a very hard guy on myself. So
[01:26:25] Even I need to remind myself that even if I do one idea that I have out of 20,000 ideas
[01:26:32] That's a win in my book. You feel me?
[01:26:36] What the fuck is charlie? Yo chaz just chaz just trolls me with charlie, bro
[01:26:40] Can you tell me what AI is? Fine, Dino Lord. Just type in your website, bitchlockin.com
[01:26:50] and just tell you though. Alright, shut the fuck up bitch lock in or some shit.
[01:26:54] Alright.
[01:26:55] Bitchlockin.com. I think it's bitchlockin.com. Just type in Google on your phone, bitchlockin.com
[01:27:02] And it'll give you to the website. That's what I did. I'm serious. I'm not
[01:27:09] trolling. You're losing viewers when you hate on Charlie. Hey, my goal isn't
[01:27:17] about how many viewers I have. My goal this stream is to get 10 arena wins. We've
[01:27:25] been streaming for one hour and we only got two wins. So at this pace if we stay
[01:27:31] locked in we will have to stream one hour two times four eight we will have
[01:27:49] to stream four more hours to get ten wins is that correct it's gonna do the
[01:27:53] map right yes or no in the chat
[01:28:11] I got the mythic pump, there's a guarantee when if I don't sell
[01:28:16] Charlie will get it done in one hour
[01:28:18] What the fuck is Charlie bro?
[01:28:21] You know, talking and yapping burns a lot of calories, bro.
[01:28:24] You know I made my camera purposely big so you guys can see my beautiful Asian face
[01:28:28] and then someone in chat's gonna be like,
[01:28:30] Jeff, your camera's too big. Make it smaller.
[01:28:32] Someone's gonna say that in chat.
[01:28:35] I promise, bro.
[01:28:37] He's an Indian tech support, bro.
[01:28:39] Hold on, let me call this guy on Snapchat real quick.
[01:28:40] I'm gonna try to get Adderall off in chat.
[01:28:43] Or Adam next, not Adderall.
[01:28:45] Let me call him real quick.
[01:28:51] Yo, I'm sure you know don't rip it yo if I come to your house can I buy the C max for me
[01:29:02] Yeah, bro, I'll give you them all for a good price cuz the kiddie is about to mock me so
[01:29:12] What's the price what's the price of my
[01:29:17] I just need one
[01:29:30] So one vowel last me a month
[01:29:35] So you take it every day, I'm gonna take it it's recommended taking the morning, right?
[01:29:42] Yeah
[01:29:43] What's the starting dose and how much should I take in recon to like 300 to 400 microgames?
[01:29:48] So you should get like I think you should get two vows because one vows one
[01:29:54] So by return to one ml backwater how much units on the syringe needle do I take?
[01:30:01] 50
[01:30:03] No
[01:30:04] You do one ml backwater. It's an insulin syringe. It's 20. It's you do 20 20 of every morning
[01:30:12] No, you do, I think you do better than me.
[01:30:17] Well, let me do the math real quick.
[01:30:19] Do the math, bro.
[01:30:20] What race are you?
[01:30:21] I can't do the math, bro.
[01:30:23] You're black?
[01:30:24] I can't do this shit to talk to my head.
[01:30:26] Okay, just know this, because I'm bad at the unit, bro.
[01:30:29] I have a... I have a... I use Incilence Surrender, which is 1 ML, okay?
[01:30:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:30:34] And then I reconstitue 1 ML Backwater, which is 1 Surringe, into a 10 ML...
[01:30:39] How much of them... wow, 10 MLs?
[01:30:41] 10 units a day that's so little why fill the
[01:30:56] to add a real effect or no?
[01:30:58] Yeah, that's the regular dust.
[01:31:04] That's the regular dust, the real effect.
[01:31:07] Are you trying to go for it?
[01:31:08] Oh!
[01:31:10] Oh, I'm getting third party, big boy!
[01:31:12] Holy fuck, how did I just live that shit, boy?
[01:31:15] All right, if I come to your house,
[01:31:18] can I do 20 units instead of 10?
[01:31:20] Will I feel stronger or no?
[01:31:23] Yeah, you can do 20.
[01:31:25] So I should have up there like next to me
[01:31:27] I mean you can do 20, whatever you double
[01:31:29] So I won't be able to sleep, is what you're saying?
[01:31:33] I mean yellow
[01:31:35] You want a better computer or what?
[01:31:37] I want to be head bro
[01:31:39] I want to stay locked in, I want my eyes to be fully black like shit
[01:31:47] Alright bro, I got you
[01:31:49] Just pull up on the cross-testing daddy
[01:31:51] Alright, testing daddy, wait what's the price?
[01:31:53] What about?
[01:31:55] Uh, 30.
[01:31:57] 30?
[01:31:59] 30.
[01:32:09] So bad!
[01:32:11] Alright, alright, I'll pull up. Send me your adi, send me your adi.
[01:32:13] Alright, I got a cheap rail.
[01:32:15] Alright, so 30. Wait, so 30 for two vows or one?
[01:32:19] 30 for one. I'll give you 2 for 50.
[01:32:21] Two for fifty two for fifty all right say no more say no more. I'ma come get some I'm gonna come get some out of it
[01:32:29] Just tell me when you're on the way
[01:32:33] All right, but chat we just bought some matter of chat. No, it's not matter
[01:32:36] I guess I'm gonna get a joke that is not a good joke to make um, which is boss. I'm uh
[01:32:41] We just bought some focused stuff, you know saying only go for one bro. He said I'll do two for fifty bro
[01:32:47] 2 for 50.
[01:32:50] Guys, that's a good thing.
[01:32:53] That's a good deal.
[01:32:54] Bro, is that about drugs?
[01:32:56] It's not drugs.
[01:32:57] It's peptides, bro.
[01:32:59] Peptides are not drugs.
[01:33:01] You're delivering it to come in while first dial being used?
[01:33:04] Yeah, but my coach isn't responding to me.
[01:33:06] I asked him a question six hours ago,
[01:33:08] and he hasn't responded to me,
[01:33:10] so he's making me upset,
[01:33:11] so I'm gonna crash out and buy my shit.
[01:33:14] cuz I'm tired of relying on someone when I can die myself you know I'm saying
[01:33:20] all I need to know is the starting dose and make my own choice. Why not use the spray
[01:33:27] This spray doesn't really work, I'm not sure.
[01:33:37] No, baby!
[01:33:41] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Danny.
[01:33:49] Look at that, this is how good I am without the, without the freaking, the peptide, bro.
[01:33:53] Bro one time on the peptide check. Can y'all tell me that you see a difference in my game play? Yes or no
[01:33:59] Get to that's a normal do it bro fifty good price for two. Yeah, I'll pull up to his house. I should mirror no
[01:34:05] Shots take you guys in the car ride with me
[01:34:07] Did you tell your coach about the peptide? No sluppie you're getting these two coaches confused
[01:34:12] I got the boxing coach who just trained her for boxing and then I got a peptide slash nutrition coach
[01:34:19] who's helping me bulk right now. He's giving me all my meal plans, what's the
[01:34:23] cooking shit, and then he coaches me with my peptide protocols, but lately I'm
[01:34:27] not gonna lie, he's been very like... he just takes a long time to talk to me now
[01:34:32] bro. So that makes me want to crash out, buy my own shit, and do my own shit, you know what I'm saying?
[01:34:41] Alright, that's how you want to play? Alright, that's how you want to play?
[01:34:49] Wow! Buta Madre Vendejo! I didn't get to drop. I didn't get to drop. Let's see the
[01:35:01] playing cringe. I need a win game. I'm only going for the win.
[01:35:05] Woooah! Did your coach tell you to hop on the thing? Well, we ordered um, we ordered,
[01:35:14] The thing that he ordered me is the Selenque, but it's taking a long time to come, so I'm
[01:35:19] just going to order it myself, you know what I'm saying?
[01:35:24] You guys get what I'm saying, or no?
[01:35:29] It's taking a long time to come, bro.
[01:35:34] I'll just have extra Samaks pulling around.
[01:35:39] Where should I pin, in my butt?
[01:35:41] I need to rotate the- I need to rotate the pin effects, because my butt shine whenever I run now, I feel like a butt.
[01:35:47] I feel like where I pin.
[01:35:48] And it's called like, you don't want to pin in the same spot every time.
[01:35:52] Because if you pin in the same spot every time, it's gonna have scar tissue, and it's gonna-
[01:35:56] It's gonna be weird.
[01:35:59] You do it because your slank's never arriving.
[01:36:01] Wait, let me ask him yet if he has a slank.
[01:36:05] Do you got a slank too?
[01:36:07] Do you got a slank too?
[01:36:11] wait guys we gotta win we gotta win our fricking we gotta win our fricking
[01:36:27] abs will keep worse though and Julio's not real bro guys I'm gonna win bro I
[01:36:37] promise
[01:36:39] Look at me bro, I'm primed up right now bro.
[01:36:58] So what's starting those for Samax?
[01:37:01] He said?
[01:37:02] Liz, are you in the shade?
[01:37:07] you starting us for the semax? Yeah, I died on this. Yo, bro. Stop it! Go, give me that.
[01:37:31] 500 microgram. What is the mic? I don't know the units. This is all I know. I got one ML
[01:37:37] instance and range I'm reconstituting a 10 10 ml
[01:37:41] some max bottle with one milligram of backwater
[01:37:46] you know what I'm saying 125,000 viewers bro
[01:37:52] no don't tell me the view bottle is back
[01:38:01] BPC 157 works for back pain bro BPC is so good bro
[01:38:05] I took TV 500 today, bro, and my back pain went away, bro
[01:38:09] It might be for Fleebo, but like my ligaments feel so much smoother, bro
[01:38:15] And I only thought of TV 500
[01:38:18] Thank you, brother. Appreciate you, man
[01:38:21] Go appreciate you, bro. You're helping me win the game. Thank you, bro
[01:38:27] 100 microgram is one MG know your cat you can't go over 500 K
[01:38:35] Why did you have back pain bro?
[01:38:37] Cause bro my posture has been so bad and I'm playing video games since the start of my life bro.
[01:38:42] So like that builds up over the years
[01:38:44] and
[01:38:46] it takes years to reverse your posture
[01:38:50] It takes good effort to stretch everything and
[01:38:54] just reverse everything that you've been wanting to do.
[01:38:57] You know what I'm saying?
[01:38:58] are you guys getting excited yes or no
[01:39:20] I got some cash on me right now.
[01:39:36] Yo my girl gave me some cash, where is it?
[01:39:39] Oh no.
[01:40:00] Jack, how much money is this, Jack?
[01:40:06] How much money is this, Jack?
[01:40:09] You are pretty ready, draw the line
[01:40:11] Lying and saying that you told him things
[01:40:14] Things that you could have kept inside
[01:40:17] Is this 160?
[01:40:20] Is this 160 or no?
[01:40:24] 20, 40, 60, 80
[01:40:29] Wait
[01:40:31] 20 times 4 is 80
[01:40:33] 100, 120, 140, 160
[01:40:36] We got 160 dollars boys!
[01:40:39] my girl paid me back bro she's she's a
[01:40:43] she's investing in me long term because she knows I'm gonna
[01:40:46] spend more money on her over time that's actually smarter for
[01:40:50] oh shit
[01:40:53] she's gonna be my contender to win the game
[01:40:56] boy 200!
[01:41:01] 200! 200!
[01:41:05] yo boomin clip that bro all on peptides
[01:41:10] Guys, why do I get disappointed every time I look in the viewer list and blue me's not in the stream?
[01:41:14] I mean like what who could he possibly be working for right now instead of me right come on man. Oh
[01:41:26] Much better count bro
[01:41:30] Too much better count, bro
[01:41:32] He's gooning bro, he is gooning.
[01:41:41] He is gooning indeed, my brothers.
[01:41:48] I just caught a shot of y'all off a fence, uh, where'd you sit that bro?
[01:41:59] There you are.
[01:42:00] You're dead now pal.
[01:42:04] You're dead now bro. You should not have messed with me.
[01:42:08] Two others. What did I say? What did I say?
[01:42:10] You two. You're dead now. I'm gonna throw a pizza.
[01:42:12] I'm gonna eat a pizza.
[01:42:14] I'm gonna eat more pizza.
[01:42:16] I'm gonna carry the pizza.
[01:42:18] I'm gonna carry six pizzas. I'm gonna mark this marker.
[01:42:20] So if I need more pizzas, I'm gonna come back to the pizzas.
[01:42:23] So I'm gonna get tagged on purpose.
[01:42:26] I'm gonna get tagged on purpose. I found one.
[01:42:28] I'm gonna shot on him and load my guns while I'm at it.
[01:42:32] He's on the roof, I believe.
[01:42:33] What's up, showing?
[01:42:35] He's fighting someone, I think.
[01:42:36] Okay.
[01:42:38] All right, okay.
[01:42:41] 1v1v1v1, we're gonna get this third win.
[01:42:44] He shot someone through the window,
[01:42:46] which means there should be a guy in the window
[01:42:50] if I am aware.
[01:42:52] I tell you!
[01:42:55] LeBron James!
[01:42:57] 1v1v1
[01:42:59] 1v1v1
[01:43:01] 1v1
[01:43:02] 1v1
[01:43:04] 1v1
[01:43:06] Come on
[01:43:09] Where is he bro?
[01:43:11] Where's my opponent game?
[01:43:13] He's on the-
[01:43:14] This greedy boy
[01:43:17] Oh, you're in the trash can
[01:43:18] Oh, you're playing like that
[01:43:22] Okay
[01:43:23] Wait, am I tripping there?
[01:43:27] I just saw it.
[01:43:28] Well, whatever.
[01:43:30] I'm away from the coming zone.
[01:43:34] Fighting straight up drones bro.
[01:43:37] Yup.
[01:43:38] These are drones indeed.
[01:43:39] But this is going to be my third win chat.
[01:43:43] So if it's going to be our third win, I know what that means, right?
[01:43:48] That means we're gonna have a third win
[01:44:09] We got screen tear bro. We got screen tear in the stream bro. We got screen tear in the stream bro
[01:44:15] I'm holding this on set, third win.
[01:44:24] Third win.
[01:44:41] Third win, chat.
[01:44:45] Third way.
[01:44:47] Yo, my cousin just graduated.
[01:44:52] Go get your Salanque, bro.
[01:44:53] Nah, we can't leave until we get 10 wins, bro.
[01:44:59] I just caught a shoddy off of Finsta.
[01:45:02] Yeah, we can't leave until we win, bro.
[01:45:08] Let me see this.
[01:45:09] No, bro.
[01:45:10] I can get you.
[01:45:11] Bro, why does this kid never have anything?
[01:45:14] 3rd win chat, chat why don't you have winning 10 games in your title?
[01:45:38] You know what Swuffy if you want, if you want mod bro, I'll give you mod bro.
[01:45:44] You want me to give it to you you want me to give you my bro
[01:46:00] Let's ask what's his name let's ask cat if you deserve mom
[01:46:06] Cat should I give him on should I give him out or no?
[01:46:10] Blitz deserves mod too, bro
[01:46:12] You got a lot of loyal viewers in the stream, man.
[01:46:15] You're watching me right now, chat.
[01:46:18] You're a real one, bro.
[01:46:20] Okay?
[01:46:21] A few weeks ago, we had 100,000 viewers.
[01:46:25] Now we got 150 viewers.
[01:46:29] But it's all good.
[01:46:32] Remember, you said you would find me mad a long time ago when I used to pray for you?
[01:46:36] Bro, why are you gas-letting me, bro?
[01:46:38] I never said that shit, bro.
[01:46:40] I said that
[01:46:42] All right, I'm not I'm not sloppy, bro. What about blitz?
[01:46:46] Who should we mod a cat? Who do you think we should know? I don't like making these choices. You got it, bro
[01:46:51] You got it
[01:46:53] You got it. I
[01:46:57] Don't know how to fix the screen here my shame
[01:47:00] Thanks screen
[01:47:06] Nobody's helping me bro
[01:47:10] Who can we get to fix the screen tear cuz when I'm cranking try it's a lot of screen tear
[01:47:17] Let's just go to but I think we're good from there so both of them
[01:47:22] So both of them deserve mom
[01:47:32] Fuck you. Yo, don't say that bro. It's your hardware. You could do V6
[01:47:37] nah I'm not doing that v-sync is bad for you you got to turn that off
[01:47:43] that's one of the that's one of the main rules bro thank you drew wood girl
[01:47:48] jukuo ya you know I was talking to you my girl today bro I was talking about you
[01:47:52] my girl today how you're always like at me and Mary Nutella and she was like she
[01:47:57] knows that you do that shit no view box yeah bro tough out here man but it's
[01:48:04] okay bro it's a new journey that we have to get through bro you know if we
[01:48:10] had the mindset that view box we're gonna
[01:48:34] you
[01:49:04] you
[01:49:34] you
[01:50:04] you
[01:50:34] you
[01:51:04] You
[01:51:11] Or it could be just like it's definitely some placebo, but it's definitely like red is definitely like
[01:51:23] Everyone says red it helps bro, so if everyone's saying it then that means everyone's got to be on placebo
[01:51:28] Right, no the guy just put me
[01:51:31] Just kidding, you got blood buddy!
[01:51:33] hahaha
[01:51:35] hahaha
[01:51:42] You get out of this
[01:52:01] Yo, what the fuck just fried me, bro?
[01:52:07] Yo, bro, sipping game?
[01:52:17] Your bro's sipping game?
[01:52:19] AHHHHH! Bro, you're sipping, bro!
[01:52:34] No, man!
[01:52:42] What?
[01:52:47] it's guys trying too hard bro there's some placebo but there's definitely some
[01:52:52] rope are bro you think so bro
[01:52:59] never mind I thought he was good bro it I don't think he's that good now I'm
[01:53:04] on track. I will think about you. I will think about you. I'll think about you. I'll think
[01:53:21] about you.
[01:53:25] Oh man, hell of a chopper, bro.
[01:53:31] Wait, what about landing on someone's head, I think?
[01:53:35] Okay, this better be my fourth or my fifth string.
[01:53:41] Why are you in the EWC, bro?
[01:53:43] Bro, falling is so much, bro.
[01:53:45] That's why.
[01:53:55] Yeah, I'm playing crazy today, bro.
[01:54:05] Yeah, am I in my comfort room right now?
[01:54:10] That's what the one in chat said.
[01:54:12] Do I give you guys comfort when we play chat?
[01:54:15] Redder is better than the authentic.
[01:54:18] 100%, bro.
[01:54:20] not only burns fat bro and keeps your muscle it's proven that you quit weed
[01:54:27] and alcohol if you take red up scientifically proven just trust me
[01:54:32] bro you're my comfort shimmer dude oh okay oh okay oh okay so do you take it
[01:54:50] them? Oh, Redo? Yeah, every week. It helps with insulin sensitivity, too, if you know what that means.
[01:54:57] Y'all know what insulin sensitivity means, bro?
[01:55:04] This guy is so... This guy said, I asked him where does he get his peptides from? He's like,
[01:55:10] he tells me the name of the lab and he's like, it's probably where ancestors live, bro.
[01:55:16] Yo, do you guys know chat that all these peptides come from China?
[01:55:20] So like, if you think about it, if we're just now finding about peptides, what does China have over human beings in China, bro, that we don't even know about?
[01:55:32] Think about it. China might be more advanced in America, Chad.
[01:55:36] There might be superhumans that they're making, bro, in China right now as we speak.
[01:55:44] No cap on a glizzy, where am I? Dead, I'm from... brothers!
[01:55:48] They got Kung Fu Panda man.
[01:55:53] I will never know because I've never been to China.
[01:55:56] Guys, look at how many kills I have.
[01:56:00] Six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, Jack you look like Kung Fu, your man, your
[01:56:16] man.
[01:56:17] We're gonna pump the incident fight chat and this is gonna be our fourth win.
[01:56:24] One, two, three, five.
[01:56:30] I guess we have edit book.
[01:56:37] I guess we have edit book.
[01:56:41] No, man.
[01:56:44] Oh man! I didn't kill him!
[01:56:47] Wait, he died.
[01:56:49] He died.
[01:56:52] Basecamp bigger than mine.
[01:56:54] Yo, y'all think I should get a perm or no?
[01:56:58] Be honest, Shaq.
[01:57:02] Y'all think we should get a perm bro?
[01:57:08] No.
[01:57:09] Make base camp smaller?
[01:57:14] I wanted to make it big so you got to see how gorgeous and sexy I am.
[01:57:23] Look at that.
[01:57:24] I guess screen tear while I'm streaming.
[01:57:26] I'm asking a blue me.
[01:57:31] How do I fix this screen tear?
[01:57:36] It's for the stream, it's not me chat, it's what you guys have.
[01:57:47] Set in this way, nah you low-key are sexy?
[01:57:50] I know bro.
[01:57:52] I
[01:58:09] Want to see
[01:58:12] No comment B. B. I don't talk about that type of stuff. I'm sure
[01:58:17] Can we see your forehead bro five get that I got you guys
[01:58:22] What the hell?
[01:58:24] He didn't have an n-word bro
[01:58:34] Chad, we don't talk about that in chat
[01:58:40] Charlie will send 5 gifted
[01:58:44] Alright, give me 5 gifted in this
[01:58:52] come and let's go
[01:58:58] guys after we win this game we're gonna be at our fourth win
[01:59:02] is that good or bad for for two hours of streaming
[01:59:06] yo these games take a long time bro
[01:59:09] I'm not gonna lie these kids are just hiding bro
[01:59:13] they're all hiding and then they're gonna die to me just wasting my time
[01:59:17] see look I saw someone now he's dead
[01:59:19] Now he's gonna get put down in the ground, cause I see him.
[01:59:27] Oh, hell no.
[01:59:30] He's definitely gone there.
[01:59:32] What the hell?
[01:59:39] Yo, dang.
[01:59:41] I'm trying to see when you're live, you got the wrong glass on right now.
[02:00:11] you
[02:00:41] you
[02:01:11] you
[02:01:41] you
[02:02:11] you
[02:02:41] You
[02:03:11] Where did this get at?
[02:03:18] Where did this get at, bruddo?
[02:03:30] Fake it into the Tic-Tac series, then.
[02:03:35] So how much micrograms is in 10 mg's?
[02:03:45] Alright chat, we're gonna end stream at 11, okay?
[02:03:51] We have an alarm set to 10am.
[02:03:53] We're gonna chat, y'all wanna see my schedule after this?
[02:03:58] Does the schedule really change your life bro?
[02:04:00] Cause I was on a schedule but then I like just disregarded it.
[02:04:07] Holy, bro.
[02:04:09] What's on our end?
[02:04:12] Is it gonna be our 4th win, boys?
[02:04:20] Just keep being in depth and think we'll work after the better.
[02:04:29] things were working out bro we had a hundred thousand years
[02:04:41] on it
[02:04:57] Well, I forgot how good I am at for a sometimes that guy's brain was definitely five second later
[02:05:06] Fourth when I'm sending this to blue me
[02:05:10] Okay, Adam Max.
[02:05:21] And Ima also buy SS-31 from you.
[02:05:25] Alright, this is our 4th win, I'm taking a screenshot.
[02:05:30] Yo Blitz, what other pet type do you think I should hop on, bro?
[02:05:34] We're gonna get C-Max and SS-31.
[02:05:37] Alright, fourth win. Fourth win. I'm posting this on Snapchat.
[02:05:47] Some Max Pro, wait it out for Slank. What about SS-31 though? Have you heard good things
[02:05:52] about it? Four out of ten. Alright, and then we're gonna do Sub.
[02:06:00] Cause I need some subs. We only got two subs this stream.
[02:06:04] So Chad, if you guys just came in the stream, can y'all sub me bro?
[02:06:08] I only have two subs bro.
[02:06:14] Gently got a limited budget for past...
[02:06:16] Bro, if it's anything to help my body bro, I'll do it bro.
[02:06:22] Cause body is important, mind is everything.
[02:06:27] I wanna like, I also have a six pack, I wanna make my six pack more defined.
[02:06:31] You know what I'm saying like look at it
[02:06:39] Look at that like I gotta make it more jacks. I gotta get more I gotta get I gotta get more good looking
[02:06:49] Give me one
[02:06:50] Let me talk to my AI real quick. Let me see what I have
[02:06:54] Bro, what do you mean? Let me see what I have. How do you not know what you got if I sold pet times?
[02:06:59] I don't know what I got. I got four wins in a row
[02:07:17] All right, just keep training bro
[02:07:21] Keep working on the abs you know almost see them. Yo, you can definitely see the abs chef
[02:07:25] Jeff, I saw your mom at Walmart today, there's even a Walmart where I live back at home.
[02:07:30] Look at this song, Jeff.
[02:07:32] Listen, bro, this is a really good song right here.
[02:07:36] It's all mad at me.
[02:07:55] It's all mad at me!
[02:07:59] We come from all that conversation
[02:08:03] You come
[02:08:05] Alright, you guys want me to share one live to react to Drake Iceman?
[02:08:09] Oh, I did not listen to that yet.
[02:08:11] I'm gonna listen to it, okay?
[02:08:13] Is it good or bad?
[02:08:15] Alright, let's see what it says.
[02:08:19] Nathan, cry.
[02:08:21] What's the best one?
[02:08:24] Is it
[02:08:28] Yeah
[02:08:32] I'm an only child no one could have made another I have to father my mother and treat my son's grandfather like my older brother
[02:08:39] Disguise a grand Toronto. They know the golden color. I'm feeling like BTS cuz it took the whole career for me to be so discovered
[02:08:48] I know for sure. Yeah, this shit's ass, man
[02:08:50] Janice is good
[02:09:20] Look at that.
[02:09:22] Hello, hey, baby, baby, baby.
[02:09:25] Am I shaking with the East Seas, baby?
[02:09:29] So am I labeled out of free, baby, baby?
[02:09:33] Don't want to make just nice and green, baby.
[02:09:36] Hey, hey, baby, baby, baby.
[02:09:39] Hey, buried alive, someone gonna give you up.
[02:09:43] If I call him, he'll shut it right now.
[02:09:45] She picking up.
[02:09:47] You boys got big on my neck.
[02:09:48] That's big enough.
[02:09:50] We know how you OGs rocking already, my nigga the jig is up
[02:09:53] They say the show's for section free, what mine is up stream, why you watching HB?
[02:09:57] They say that karma could take an eternity on
[02:09:59] Okay, this shit's ass, bro
[02:10:03] Be me, baby
[02:10:06] Alright chat, we're halfway through bro, we gotta win six more games, chat
[02:10:12] Six more games, bro
[02:10:16] They didn't believe in me, but God did
[02:10:20] dude they don't have essence 31 bro
[02:10:31] they didn't believe in me but god didn't
[02:10:38] they didn't believe me but god didn't
[02:10:44] Iceman lowkey boring and repetitive you know what else two predators winning
[02:10:52] four renegades in a row and doing nothing I hope you guys got some enjoyment of
[02:10:57] this so I definitely did for sure
[02:11:04] you tap in some underground freaking peptides yo I got the ninja creamy bro
[02:11:10] but I haven't even unboxed it, is that bad?
[02:11:15] Y'all just hear my arm crack?
[02:11:17] That's what happens when I've been training, bro.
[02:11:29] They didn't believe in me, but God didn't!
[02:11:34] Oh, shit.
[02:11:40] oh my god that's where oh my goodness Mariah with the five kisses not Mariah
[02:11:57] Hey uh, O and G!
[02:12:02] Hey hold on, hold my hand.
[02:12:04] Hold on.
[02:12:06] What?
[02:12:07] Oh shoot.
[02:12:09] Yo Mariah, they're gonna 5 get it.
[02:12:11] Wait, you promise for him?
[02:12:13] Wait, why am Mariah giving me 5 get it?
[02:12:18] Come on.
[02:12:19] Come on.
[02:12:21] dude thank you so much man not mirage not mariah bro oh my bad i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
[02:12:37] i'm sorry i apologize asian devs apologizes i'm sorry four wins in a row is insane progress
[02:12:45] man don't even trip up the numbers right now if you watch for fake anyways but these ones
[02:12:49] 100% real you actually play with the best for themselves because your focus in order to chat
[02:12:54] Keep the same energy for game five. You're halfway to the goal
[02:12:57] Bro Mariah, bro. Thank you. What a five get the bro
[02:13:00] I'm halfway to the goal. Oh
[02:13:02] I'm halfway to the goal, bro
[02:13:06] So I'm happy to go bro
[02:13:08] Thank you, bro, are you gonna refine my subs?
[02:13:22] What do you got me for shit?
[02:13:25] What?
[02:13:26] 180?
[02:13:27] 200 reboot?
[02:13:28] Get the frick out of my game, bro, bro.
[02:13:29] Come on, come on.
[02:13:30] Come on.
[02:13:31] Come on.
[02:13:32] Come on.
[02:13:33] Come on.
[02:13:34] Come on.
[02:13:35] game low bro thank you mirage thank you for the freaking tier one never refunding
[02:13:43] bro can I ask you a question bro what made you get me five get it and some to
[02:13:49] me what was it about me as a person as a streamer that made you be like oh wow
[02:13:54] this guy's cool let me keep him five so I want to know so that I can use the
[02:14:01] techniques more and amplify it so I can get more stuff out of people and more
[02:14:08] subs means more money more money means something shut your corny ass up hope you
[02:14:21] hope you know the peptides are going straight into peptides it's like a
[02:14:28] homeless man asking for chain outside 7-1.
[02:14:34] Guys, if I, if I tanned a little bit, what would you guys think of me?
[02:14:40] Because there is a peptide that does make you tan.
[02:14:45] And I was thinking about taking it because I look pretty pale right now, you know what I'm saying?
[02:14:49] like you know you know I'm saying whole lot of whole lot of whole lot of battles
[02:14:59] you know I'm saying type beat over and see to you're really on that now I have
[02:15:06] recons to do yet I don't know how much Joseph's dick
[02:15:19] you
[02:15:49] you
[02:16:19] you
[02:16:49] you
[02:17:19] you
[02:17:49] You
[02:18:11] The album fan person type shit you feel me. I'm not like a fan boy
[02:18:14] Clankston and Qualifier man?
[02:18:17] No way bro!
[02:18:19] No!
[02:18:20] No Clankston and Qualifier?
[02:18:22] No!
[02:18:23] No!
[02:18:24] What will I do?
[02:18:25] What will I do?
[02:18:26] No!
[02:18:27] No!
[02:18:28] No!
[02:18:29] No!
[02:18:30] No!
[02:18:31] No!
[02:18:32] No!
[02:18:33] No!
[02:18:34] No!
[02:18:35] No!
[02:18:36] No!
[02:18:37] No!
[02:18:38] No!
[02:18:39] No!
[02:18:40] No!
[02:18:41] No!
[02:18:42] No!
[02:18:43] We got one six games in a row guys
[02:18:50] Charlie would care
[02:19:13] for me
[02:19:25] oh
[02:19:33] for me for me for me for me
[02:19:36] Girl you look good much back at us. Oh, you'll find my fucker. This is a good drink right here chat
[02:19:42] People don't know about the ball. You tell me
[02:19:48] They don't know about that ball like that I say you told me you said you feel me
[02:19:55] You feel me
[02:19:58] Yeah, big and they can see there
[02:20:00] Yeah, I was trying to shoot you so you pull up on me, bro.
[02:20:06] You're picking bot.
[02:20:07] Yo, game.
[02:20:08] What up?
[02:20:09] Hello?
[02:20:10] Fire at him, dude.
[02:20:11] We got a big fight.
[02:20:12] Let's go.
[02:20:13] Let's go.
[02:20:14] That's one fire.
[02:20:15] Come on.
[02:20:16] Come on.
[02:20:17] That's what we're doing.
[02:20:18] Come on.
[02:20:19] Come on.
[02:20:20] Come on.
[02:20:21] Let's go. Let's go. That's what I'm talking about. Come on. Come on. That's what we're
[02:20:30] talking about, Chad. That's what we're talking about. Give me that. I just put all these little
[02:20:33] boys down, bruh. I just put all these boys down. Just like that. That's how we do it
[02:20:38] in here. That's how we do it in here, boys. Yeah, that's it. This is about to be our
[02:20:44] fifth win, Chad. Chad, this is about to be our fifth win, Chad. This is about to be
[02:20:49] Fifth win today chatting today stream two hours. I'm a fortnight pro. I'm a fortnight pro two hours. I'm money five games
[02:20:55] Nobody else is doing this shit like me, bro
[02:20:58] You'd like to fucking yeah, I'm on Adderoo now, bro. No, I'm not about that
[02:21:03] It'd be raps for these kids. I swear to God. I swear to God
[02:21:10] Holy shit, what just happened my freaking inventory, bro, that's so weird
[02:21:14] Jeff you're the you're the you're the you're the you're the
[02:21:23] best tier three ever your bands acting like it wasn't a
[02:21:31] Mac your bands I'm gonna go pick up the Mac I'm gonna go pick it up okay I'm gonna go pick up
[02:21:43] the good so good chat after I win the 10 games also chat since I ate out my
[02:21:47] girl this morning I bought some food home I'm gonna go mic for that right
[02:21:51] after this game after I win this game and and then I'm gonna I mean I don't
[02:21:56] even know why to keep the kids are still playing like just let me see you
[02:21:58] ready so I can put you down and I can get in the next game buddy it's my time
[02:22:02] though it's my time okay okay no cap on the gliggy what am I dead I'm
[02:22:07] No, Blooming was right bro, I should have played more Fortnite bro, I'm so bad at streaming.
[02:22:17] If I just did 10 Arena wins when I was getting ViewBody bro, I would have made so much more
[02:22:21] money off my viewers.
[02:22:23] But instead I want to go outside my groceries and go to the gym every day and send my captain
[02:22:27] to do nothing.
[02:22:28] I could have made way more money off you guys.
[02:22:31] I so...
[02:22:32] It's okay.
[02:22:33] It's a life experience for me.
[02:22:37] So good at shimming daddy. I know bro. I'm gonna be the best shimmer bro. I'm the best shimmer trap
[02:22:41] He's mad at play bro. I told you change title bro. Sloppy bro. You're so good, bro
[02:22:45] I should listen to you every single day. You're so good daddy
[02:22:49] You're so good. I should listen to you every fucking day daddy
[02:22:58] Y'all long time viewer occasional chatter. What's the gym player right now, bro? It's looking push-bullet, dude
[02:23:07] What about him?
[02:23:08] Honey?
[02:23:09] What about him?
[02:23:10] What about him?
[02:23:12] Oh no!
[02:23:13] Oh my God!
[02:23:15] Oh no!
[02:23:15] No!
[02:23:16] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:23:18] No, no, no, I can't lose to these kids, right?
[02:23:22] Dad, kill him!
[02:23:24] Come on!
[02:23:25] Honey!
[02:23:28] Dad, I'm crazy.
[02:23:29] Don't ever die me ever again, buddy.
[02:23:31] I'm definitely a vivid.
[02:23:33] That's how we freakin' do it in this game, bro.
[02:23:35] That's how we do it, baby.
[02:23:37] UL and zone 2 cardio better? I mean you could do push full leg and have zone 2 cardio with
[02:23:43] or your push full leg slick. You know I'm not going to change my slick because it works
[02:23:47] for me and stuff you know what I'm saying. You know we're going to hop on steroids soon
[02:23:50] so we're going to make more gains chat. We're not going to be able to have kids bro but
[02:23:55] it's okay it's all for the muscles bro. We're going to hop on steroids, we're going to feel
[02:23:58] good we got to get pumped bro and we got to feel good it's how you show me
[02:24:02] at the end of the day bro
[02:24:05] like, like the box, full box
[02:24:10] hot air
[02:24:28] you
[02:24:58] you
[02:25:28] you
[02:25:58] you
[02:26:28] you
[02:26:58] You
[02:27:28] GG's boys.
[02:27:35] Wait, why didn't we just drop down a hundred viewers?
[02:27:42] GG's boys, I still got my six back, as you guys can see.
[02:27:47] Life is good.
[02:27:48] And that's our fifth win.
[02:27:51] That's our fifth win.
[02:27:53] Let's get some W's in the chat.
[02:27:57] 5th win!
[02:28:01] 5th win!
[02:28:04] Boom! Send it to my boy!
[02:28:17] 5th win!
[02:28:22] 5th win!
[02:28:27] chat? we did it bro
[02:28:31] oh we're halfway there chat
[02:28:34] oh my goodness we're halfway there boys
[02:28:40] are you guys proud of me? he was only dime O O F no
[02:28:44] claim your battle pass rewards? yes sir
[02:28:47] are you guys proud of me chat? we did it guys
[02:28:53] Wait, I think they gave me overwashkins, 3, 2, 1.
[02:28:58] Yo!
[02:28:59] That's so tough, Zeddy.
[02:29:02] Wait.
[02:29:03] Yo.
[02:29:04] Oh my.
[02:29:05] Does anybody else have this, or is it just me?
[02:29:17] This version is tough too.
[02:29:19] This one's tougher.
[02:29:20] Oh my.
[02:29:21] Yo, stop inviting your bed do it one more time your bed. So this is actually tough, bro
[02:29:28] Do we got the emo? I think we might have the emo trap
[02:29:34] Let's see if we have the emo
[02:29:51] How's my dance chat good night Jeffrey where you're leaving my stream bro
[02:30:09] The skin shows through walls don't put it we gotta win with it think about how tough
[02:30:16] that would be if we win with it all right chat I'm gonna go microwave some food bro
[02:30:19] I gotta have some food in my body. You feel me? We're a shimmer chat. We gotta have some nutrients in our body
[02:30:25] I'll be right back. All right
[02:30:29] I'll be right back chat. I'm gonna take a piss
[02:33:19] Wait guys, we died.
[02:33:48] Bro, we fucking died.
[02:33:51] Bro, we died!
[02:33:53] I was making food, eh?
[02:33:57] No!
[02:33:59] No, Oliver!
[02:34:02] What a meal, bro.
[02:34:03] Look what I got this morning.
[02:34:06] We got some Chinese food, some shumai,
[02:34:10] some sticky rice, some soup dumpling right here,
[02:34:15] and this orange-looking...
[02:34:17] I'm eating this from today by the way. It's okay Chai, we're bulking so it doesn't matter.
[02:34:30] That's not a pro team either. That's carbs.
[02:34:35] And look, we're talking to our AI coach bro.
[02:34:40] Day 7 goes 3,200 calories, 200 grams protein, 357 carbs.
[02:34:47] Yo, 100 characters there. If you only had some like T-Edge and then some, you only had 630. You still have 6... 2005.
[02:34:54] Would you help me calculate what we had?
[02:34:58] Remember, I didn't eat anything from the meal plan yet. From the meal plan yet.
[02:35:03] What else should I eat from the meal plan to finish my day? You're my nutrition coach now.
[02:35:10] I don't like that I have to text this guy every time though, I want to like talk to him.
[02:35:17] I'm scared of bokeh, would that blow my face a lot?
[02:35:23] I'll help you.
[02:35:26] I'll give you some free advice.
[02:35:30] Don't worry about your face, just worry about your cardio.
[02:35:34] You can do a lot of things to de-blow your face if that's what you care about.
[02:35:43] But if you really really really really really really want to de-blow your face, I don't
[02:35:47] care and my face looks good.
[02:35:50] I just care about like doing what I need to do because I'm already de-blowed and naturally
[02:35:56] chat.
[02:35:57] You know what I'm saying?
[02:35:59] I love deepwater right now as you guys can tell.
[02:36:08] And we're gonna shoot some.
[02:36:09] Fuck this shit.
[02:36:29] you
[02:36:59] you
[02:37:29] you
[02:37:59] you
[02:38:29] you
[02:38:59] you
[02:39:29] you
[02:39:59] you
[02:40:29] you
[02:40:59] you
[02:41:29] you
[02:41:59] 107 grams since you missed meal one and eighth and then something said you literally need
[02:42:18] to eat everything else on the day seven sheets catch up that means the pre-workout post-workout
[02:42:22] a meal for a snack and dessert I gotta go make food I gotta go make food I gotta
[02:42:32] go make food we're poking Chad you know we're poking right I gotta go make food
[02:42:38] Chad these past few days I've been I've been ordering food I've been eating out
[02:42:42] it felt good bro it felt good cuz I get food handed to me but it felt bad
[02:42:48] Because I was getting fat, but I'm not even that fat. I still see my abs
[02:42:55] Boking yeah, we're eating three thousand three hundred calories a day along with
[02:43:01] Is that cold that bro who is that bro?
[02:43:05] If you went out close your sub go oh my god
[02:43:10] Wait, what do you mean you'll close my sub go? Oh
[02:43:15] That guy was a stream time, I think a friendly one
[02:43:18] wait yo yo cat or blooming can we update the subcode oh that's so cool
[02:43:26] look at how I'm running is that normal or no I feel like that's not normal
[02:43:38] I just did oh my god thank you cat cat is there a way I could automatically
[02:43:44] Updated to AI program because I don't want to like have to rely on you every time because if you're not here
[02:43:49] I'm too lazy to do it
[02:43:53] Like this gotta be an AI program
[02:43:57] Like like y'all know click does like does he have a sub or like me
[02:44:06] Thank you brother, thank you bro. You're a go man helping me win the game and stuff bro
[02:44:12] Thank you, bro
[02:44:14] 524 out of 540. Okay, I'm gonna have to win this means I get hella subs. What do you
[02:44:20] eat to get 3,300 calories? Oh my god, you're right. The skin is cake though.
[02:44:24] Look at this ass, bro. Yo. I love it.
[02:44:36] What a hit!
[02:44:44] This one here.
[02:44:46] Dude look at how I run, that's so cool.
[02:44:50] Is that normal bro? I swear that's not normal.
[02:44:56] It's an animation bro!
[02:44:59] That's actually so cool.
[02:45:02] Jeff, who's your favorite teammate in chapter 6?
[02:45:04] I don't even know who my team is.
[02:45:07] I'm sure there's a command though.
[02:45:09] Oh so it's not like all the stream patches?
[02:45:11] It's just gonna be a command or can I make it like on the screen, like on the screen?
[02:45:29] My eyes are getting dry. Can you guys see my eyes?
[02:45:36] Yo, my eyes hurt, my eyes hurt, I need to get off acutine.
[02:45:53] What do you eat now bro?
[02:45:59] I eat chicken rice, I'm serious too.
[02:46:04] Yo grubo chicken rice, carb alone, for my pre-workout, rice christmas for my pre-workout.
[02:46:11] Bro, come on man.
[02:46:13] I'm trying to talk to my chat and you're on my team.
[02:46:18] Y'all mash to get a street side, this is gonna be really hard to win.
[02:46:26] Guys it's not hard, nothing in life is hard bro, you just think it's gonna be hard but it's not hard bro.
[02:46:30] I don't know about all that I can look into. Thank you. I appreciate you
[02:46:35] Make webcam smaller
[02:46:37] No, my space is sexy and yet to look at it
[02:46:41] You're forced to look at my beautiful Asian face. Have you understand me?
[02:46:47] What are you guys gonna do leave the screen cuz my wife can't be no you're not gonna do that cuz I'm sexy
[02:47:00] Bro, I don't even know what I'm playing anymore, bro. Can y'all play me bro?
[02:47:30] I'm gonna get a noise complaint cuz I'm too excited right now my energy levels are through
[02:47:41] the roof
[02:47:42] Guys if I get a noise complaint y'all think booby's got me or no
[02:47:50] That's one of the reasons why I can't clip from it as much as I used to
[02:47:54] This this this Indian he's not Indian but he I think he looks like this you know what
[02:47:59] That's racist. I'm gonna stop myself
[02:48:07] Yo, you know what you mean
[02:48:15] What you mean
[02:48:29] You guys do not know how to heal bro.
[02:48:35] Heal up bro, break them!
[02:48:43] I'm 9 kills.
[02:48:46] The stream timbers are so weird.
[02:48:48] Get the soundproof fennel.
[02:48:50] Give you two big pods, you didn't grab it bro.
[02:48:54] Where?
[02:48:55] Hello, yo what's good?
[02:48:57] Yo what's good Ivan?
[02:48:58] Um
[02:49:04] TTV penguin effin said low viewers 200 viewers is not low viewers, bro
[02:49:10] Stop trying to project on me cuz your life is miserable. How about you set up doing that look into some self-help tactics?
[02:49:17] You can do breathing techniques
[02:49:20] What was that thing that my debit said?
[02:49:23] self-compassion
[02:49:25] All bro G my chat to say hey
[02:49:28] Hey, buddy. How you doing today?
[02:49:30] How you doing all over we got five arena Wednesday, bro been grinding for three hours of for it
[02:49:36] How'd you date go?
[02:49:42] 160 yo, El Timini bro your test bro
[02:49:45] Yo, El Timini. Have you seen my six pack bro?
[02:49:48] You guys see my goal, bro
[02:49:51] The last time we talked bro. I was top bro
[02:49:55] Oh my!
[02:50:02] Oh my!
[02:50:07] Oh my!
[02:50:11] Ahhhh!
[02:50:13] Ahhhh!
[02:50:15] Ahhhh!
[02:50:17] Go on Fishcore, we're in there.
[02:50:20] You're banned.
[02:50:23] Y'all too many have you seen my six pack bro, you're Asian Jeff. How's the gym bro?
[02:50:31] Now some 2020s jams just for you Billy Eilish leads
[02:50:37] Guys y'all want to see my six pack bro
[02:50:52] I couldn't see out of my eyes without my friends
[02:50:55] Pulling down the road I can't walk in
[02:50:59] Fuck, wait, nothing
[02:51:02] Still on that beanie girl, nothing
[02:51:05] Another thing sweet, no
[02:51:07] What do you guys think?
[02:51:09] Good or bad?
[02:51:11] No, let me see it
[02:51:12] Dude, you're mini bro
[02:51:14] I'm a gym bro now bro
[02:51:16] That's why I got a watch at four-night bro
[02:51:18] You guys see mine bro?
[02:51:20] dude my go up isn't the same bro yo Chad y'all see my new TikTok or no it even
[02:51:26] displays my go up even more let me show let me show you guys if you haven't
[02:51:30] seen it okay look at this shit ready corona virus
[02:51:50] I didn't make that shit by the way. It was my manager. Alright. Yo Maron, I'm gonna win this game.
[02:52:01] I'm gonna win this game and you're gonna give me the subs there.
[02:52:07] Look at my six pack discord. Bro, you're on test bro. We get it bro. You we get it bro. You're on test bro.
[02:52:18] You're not his man.
[02:52:20] Wait till I hop on test two, then it's a wrap for me, bro.
[02:52:24] Look better than those TikToks on YouTube?
[02:52:25] Yeah, TikTok has like a beauty filter, bro.
[02:52:29] I swear.
[02:52:34] Corner, corner, corner.
[02:52:37] Where's the other guy?
[02:52:39] LeBron James, come over here.
[02:52:43] LeBron James, come over here.
[02:52:44] I'm gonna get it to you.
[02:52:46] Come here.
[02:53:18] You're dead, bro!
[02:53:20] You're dead, bro!
[02:53:25] Look at you, boy.
[02:53:27] What?
[02:53:28] Chill, bro. Let me lock him.
[02:53:30] Let me lock him.
[02:53:32] Let me see y'all.
[02:53:35] I won't fly away, yeah.
[02:53:39] No point in start eating Whole Foods.
[02:53:41] No, I'm hopping on Tess Berglover for you, bro.
[02:53:43] You can't mug me anymore, bro.
[02:53:46] Told you guys wrong one bad day, bro. I don't want kids, bro. I want to be big
[02:53:51] Now I'm just kidding
[02:53:52] We'll think about it
[02:53:55] We will think about it, bro. I
[02:53:57] Been I've been eating hella whole foods, bro
[02:54:00] That's why I look good right now
[02:54:02] But I'm bored of it, bro
[02:54:05] I'm bored of whole food chat
[02:54:08] That's why you got to lock in
[02:54:11] Jeff, my one goal in life is watching you for two years to add you on the corner.
[02:54:19] That's not a good goal for your life though.
[02:54:21] You should reconsider and try to have better and bigger goals because I used to be like
[02:54:28] the same way as you.
[02:54:29] I used to want to always have a swimmer be my friend because it was cool, but it's just
[02:54:35] not the same anymore bro, you know what I'm saying?
[02:54:40] It's just not the same, bro.
[02:54:47] Bro, it took me five years to get big.
[02:54:50] Exactly.
[02:54:52] That's why I have to take steroids.
[02:54:54] I'm just kidding.
[02:54:56] Am I a bad influence?
[02:54:58] Yeah, I'm a bad influence.
[02:55:00] No, I mean, Mirage, you could take peptides too, bro.
[02:55:05] What, you'll get in a year?
[02:55:07] With peptides, you'll get it in 6 months.
[02:55:10] With steroids, you'll get it in a month.
[02:55:13] That's how it is.
[02:55:16] I think I have Cypher added.
[02:55:18] Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, bro.
[02:55:19] You gotta reconsider, bro.
[02:55:21] I get it, bro.
[02:55:21] I'm one of your favorite streamers, bro.
[02:55:23] But having a goal in your life to get me added,
[02:55:26] when you grow up, that goal's not gonna be good anymore, bro.
[02:55:29] I get it.
[02:55:29] You're young, bro.
[02:55:30] You wanna be friends with me, bro.
[02:55:32] Well, listen, dude.
[02:55:34] You should have, you should try to make 5 million dollars in liquid
[02:55:38] for a young age. Think about it, first 13 year old to make 5 million dollars.
[02:55:42] Has it ever been done before? No, it has never been done before.
[02:55:45] Just try to be that first person, bro. I'm gonna be a wrestler when I'm older.
[02:55:52] Hey, bro! I respect it, bro! Wrestling is no joke, dude.
[02:55:57] I started, I started doing boxing classes, bro, and that's no joke too, bro.
[02:56:05] Sports, man, sports, you know, I played four times my whole life growing up, bro, and now
[02:56:10] that I'm doing boxing, I'm gonna knock out Jason in June 6th, bro.
[02:56:14] Life's gonna be good and stuff, you know what I'm saying?
[02:56:20] You're dead.
[02:56:21] I got skybasers in Fortnite 2026
[02:56:32] try to combat Sabo say happy birthday Zoey bro 500 gifts that I got you
[02:56:40] pop um scared bro the tornado is not gonna kill you bro you're gonna be fine you're
[02:56:43] in the house bro just get undercover bro listen all natural disasters are government made
[02:56:48] They're not real bro. What was the last time we had a tornado bro? Think about it
[02:56:54] It's been a minute right because the government controls the weather
[02:56:59] People don't know that though
[02:57:02] People don't know that bro
[02:57:08] Yeah, what's the word my brother my right overhead has the biggest muscle not ever I don't understand explain it
[02:57:18] Abs for Zoe
[02:57:23] I'll show you guys after this game, bro
[02:57:27] I don't deserve to show you guys my abs or no, because I haven't won the game yet
[02:57:32] But once we win the game, I'll show you guys
[02:57:37] One shot! Oh, one more shot, bro. I would have been great, bro
[02:57:43] how?
[02:57:47] nice nice nice
[02:57:55] where is he?
[02:57:56] what?
[02:58:00] yeah eat that piece of big boy
[02:58:01] yeah eat it big boy
[02:58:02] yeah eat it in front of me
[02:58:06] eat that shit
[02:58:08] eat that shit big boy
[02:58:13] I'm warmed up as you guys can see no edit miss prime the exacting momentum
[02:58:28] momentum momentum neon oh shoot
[02:58:38] I can smell these guys though. I can smell these dudes. Nooo!
[02:58:44] Here he is with the primer timer bro appreciate you man thank you so much for
[02:58:49] the primer timer chat we're about to get hella gifted after winning the game
[02:58:52] Go ahead and clip this game and go for a clip.
[02:58:57] There's gotta be so many southern ones that clip this game.
[02:59:01] The box?
[02:59:02] Oh shit.
[02:59:03] Oh shit.
[02:59:04] Oh shit.
[02:59:05] Oh shit!
[02:59:06] Oh shit!
[02:59:08] I apologize bro.
[02:59:09] This is a familiar game bro.
[02:59:10] I'm sorry bro.
[02:59:12] I'm so sorry bro.
[02:59:14] Please bro.
[02:59:16] Don't listen to me bro.
[02:59:19] I have saliva coming up now.
[02:59:21] Please bro, I need this
[02:59:27] Yeah, you shouldn't have let me heal buddy. You cook now bro. You really should have let me heal
[02:59:31] You're actually the soul bro. You thought I was gonna be sorry this guy look ready for box
[02:59:37] Three go up. Oh, we go double it for box
[02:59:40] It's that easy though. It's that freaking easy chat. Never let me heal. Lesson of the story.
[02:59:56] Never let Asian devs heal. Come on. I'm posting that on snap. I'm posting that shit on snap.
[03:00:06] Come on.
[03:00:11] Six win.
[03:00:13] Six win, baby.
[03:00:14] Six win.
[03:00:17] Six win, chat.
[03:00:18] Oh my god.
[03:00:19] Four more wins, chat.
[03:00:22] Four more wins and we're done.
[03:00:25] Oh my goodness.
[03:00:28] Six win, baby.
[03:00:30] Give me that shit.
[03:00:31] Oh my god.
[03:00:43] Merage, bro.
[03:00:47] Dude, you just give me eleven slugs, bro.
[03:00:54] Merage, bro.
[03:00:56] Thank you, bro.
[03:00:58] Can we get some dummies in the chat bro?
[03:01:02] Oh my god bro!
[03:01:07] This has been the longest amount of cells we've gotten in a minute bro!
[03:01:13] Oh my god bro!
[03:01:17] Thank you Maraj, let's get some dummies in the chat!
[03:01:23] I'm not seeing enough dummies in the chat, let's get some dummies in the chat man!
[03:01:27] I hope you guys
[03:01:30] Let's get some W's in the chat, bro
[03:01:33] Yo, I'm gonna keep getting next stream. Wait, wait, what do you mean extreme?
[03:01:39] What do you mention?
[03:01:41] Yo mirage, bro. Thank you so much for 11 gifted bro. Appreciate you, man
[03:01:47] Shirley this constitutes the Mexican dance from Jeff
[03:01:50] That's a fancy word, bro
[03:01:52] yo thank you guys so much bro holy bro you guys are go to man thank you guys
[03:01:58] so much I know you guys want to see my biceps so I'll show you guys
[03:02:00] alright my six-finger I got you guys thank you bro I appreciate you bro thank
[03:02:06] you bro
[03:02:22] boom there's my six back shag you see it you see it that's where you guys
[03:02:33] bruh thank you bro six out of ten wins man whoo I'm a grinder who I'm a
[03:02:43] grinder do I need to make some food bro I'm not even poking right now bro I'm
[03:02:46] like starving that's what I'm doing good night bro
[03:02:49] aww
[03:02:51] mirage bro thank you bro i hope you have a good night bro
[03:02:54] if you need some advice on sleep bro i got you take some magnesium glyceride 2 pills
[03:02:58] take some um take some test of moreland for some growth hormones
[03:03:02] you know i'm saying cdc that help you some sleep
[03:03:04] appreciate you bro you probably have some peptides in germany man it's 329
[03:03:08] hey man i appreciate you bro
[03:03:10] take some magnesium right
[03:03:12] some ash agrana could help you too that's what i use personally in asian jet himself
[03:03:17] So if you ever need help with sleep, bro, I got you, bro.
[03:03:21] I take magnesium.
[03:03:22] Oh my bad.
[03:03:24] I was just trying to help.
[03:03:25] Um, thank you, though.
[03:03:26] I appreciate you, bro.
[03:03:27] Go to sleep, bro.
[03:03:28] It's 3 29 a.m.
[03:03:29] I'll probably be asleep by then.
[03:03:30] I usually sleep around 12 or one.
[03:03:33] So I appreciate you, bro.
[03:03:34] Who's calling me?
[03:03:37] Yo, huh?
[03:03:38] What time are you pulling up, bro?
[03:03:40] Why are you looking like that?
[03:03:42] Bro, there's a natural need, bro.
[03:03:44] Yo, Chad, why is he looking like that?
[03:03:46] yo that's not you bo I'm gonna pull up like so I I'm sure you know so I got
[03:03:58] went for more arena games I'm thinking like maybe 60 to 70 minutes okay that's
[03:04:09] That's good. That's good. Like, 6-7?
[03:04:11] Yeah, I'm gonna pull up. Get the staff, bro. You don't got the SS-31?
[03:04:15] I got you! I got you!
[03:04:17] Yeah, we're out! We have to get the details up! What did you say?
[03:04:19] I got your score, Mirage. Just subscribe.
[03:04:21] Yeah, I got all the orders that I got you, bro.
[03:04:23] Bro, is it gonna take a minute?
[03:04:25] This is gonna take, like, two weeks, but...
[03:04:27] Two weeks, bro?
[03:04:29] If I can get some faster, I'm gonna ask around. Give me a ask around.
[03:04:31] Yeah, I can. Can you ask around? Do you guys have Z6?
[03:04:34] I got you! I got you!
[03:04:36] That's true day
[03:04:39] Just subscribe. Yeah, so if you can ask it. I don't know if you know that guy, but if you can ask around, so let me know
[03:04:44] All right. Yeah
[03:04:47] Thank you, bro. I'm gonna pull up later tonight
[03:04:50] After I won these games and I'm gonna get the goods bro. Hey best of luck, but I'm like Peter. I'm gonna Peter make you sad
[03:04:58] Get you
[03:05:00] Try that was it. That was it. That was it the goods. He's a dealer. You know I'm saying I'm gonna pick up the goods tight shit
[03:05:07] You feel me. I'm from New York. Let me get a bacon egg and cheese. Let me actually get some dessert
[03:05:11] Let's go ahead while we wait for this game. Let's go ahead and look at our meal plan
[03:05:16] What can we eat for the rest of the day you feel me? Let's see
[03:05:21] Let's go ahead and see you right now
[03:05:23] So try we are currently on day seven
[03:05:27] So we are on day seven
[03:05:29] Then that means we're gonna eat for dessert a yasco ice cream bar
[03:05:36] Since I did swap out my meals
[03:05:39] For the freaking dim sum that I ate this morning. I'm gonna have to make some beef. I'm gonna have to make some rice
[03:05:46] I'm going back to my old life. I gotta do it. I gotta do it if I want to if I want to get big
[03:05:50] I gotta do it. I gotta do it. I gotta do it, bro
[03:05:52] We're gonna have to do it bro.
[03:05:56] Jeff the richest wrestler in the network is 3.2 billion.
[03:06:01] Dude that's a lot of pick and light bro.
[03:06:03] W non-Mariah bro thank you bro.
[03:06:05] I'm gonna come back for some advice for safety.
[03:06:08] Alright bro I appreciate you bro.
[03:06:10] Thanks for getting to kill oneself bro.
[03:06:12] You live in Europe bro so that's pretty good.
[03:06:14] You got some good quality food there.
[03:06:16] Not like America bro.
[03:06:18] Stay healthy man.
[03:06:20] man stay stay happy living I think the taxes in Europe are pretty high so
[03:06:25] good luck with that man but hey man the government just wants to take all our
[03:06:30] money so it's all good right you know I'm saying Jeff I'm in your game I'm not
[03:06:36] gonna let you win this time you're not you're not winning it anyways bro I'm
[03:06:41] better than you bro I'm better do of all bro G bro you guys can tell all of
[03:06:46] you to do all me okay you guys can get him to do all me you understand me we
[03:06:52] don't oh we gotta buy the mouse pad
[03:06:56] Yeah, we gotta buy the mousepad, bro
[03:07:09] Oh, we gotta buy the mousepad, bro
[03:07:19] Can we talk about what love is
[03:07:22] Can we talk about what love is
[03:07:26] oh my god I'm different baby give me that w in the chat
[03:07:39] what's up y'all I'm stuck y'all I'm stuck
[03:07:43] China added a song on my play is actually fire
[03:07:49] we won the team, you need to get me a shotgun
[03:07:55] What are you guys thinking about the shotgun bro or this song chair I'll ship to you which one you want bro ship what?
[03:08:02] Ship me some peptides bro. Yo, okay. You like money bro. What's your favorite thing in the world cat? I
[03:08:08] Wanted I want to know I?
[03:08:11] Want to know what's your best? No, let me let me rephrase the question
[03:08:15] What's your best life advice you have to give to a 20 year old Asian boy?
[03:08:22] playing for me every day
[03:08:25] Knowing me
[03:08:27] Mousepad bro, I'm gonna buy I'm gonna go to JP gaming.com and buy one of the artigian pads cuz I don't want to buy all the way from Japan
[03:08:36] JP gaming apparently I heard is a good vendor, so I'm not sponsored by the way
[03:08:40] But I'm gonna buy a new mousepad cuz I think it'll help me out my mousepad like dry or some shit
[03:08:54] PISTON BRUH!
[03:08:56] YES THIRTY!
[03:08:58] PISTON!
[03:09:00] PISTON!
[03:09:04] I think you can go on my guy here.
[03:09:06] Do math bro.
[03:09:08] Jeff, what's your favorite workout?
[03:09:10] Honestly, incline bench press.
[03:09:16] Honestly, I have a lot of favorite workouts.
[03:09:18] They're both all pretty good.
[03:09:24] yo it might be close no we're not close or we're not cooked
[03:09:33] honey
[03:09:39] it's gone brother we're not close man come here shit what like there's one
[03:09:45] person here I don't I don't know why he's got a really bad feeling chat I
[03:09:49] I feel like there's just one more little boy here. Oh my god, this dude's so gorgeous
[03:09:57] That's life. Wait, hold on. I don't feel safe. Hold up, let me see
[03:10:10] How do I play this bro?
[03:10:13] It's a blimey
[03:10:16] Like tripping
[03:10:19] There is one more guy here.
[03:10:25] Fire!
[03:10:26] No, no, no, no, that's towards.
[03:10:30] Thank you brother.
[03:10:31] You're the gold man.
[03:10:32] Thank you so much bro.
[03:10:33] You're the fucking gold bro.
[03:10:34] I appreciate you bro.
[03:10:35] I don't trust this place yet.
[03:10:36] I'm gonna hang out.
[03:10:37] I don't trust this place, yeah, I'm not hanging out.
[03:10:47] When you get this win, though, how many more wins do we need?
[03:10:52] Four more wins.
[03:10:53] Hmm, best life advice is to find structure and stick to it.
[03:10:59] If you keep waiting for it already, you're going to be waiting forever.
[03:11:03] hmm okay let me ask you this if I had a good structure 1215 wind down right
[03:11:14] everything my 1130 those are my non or 930 those are my non negotiables wake up
[03:11:19] at 1040 would that be considered good structure and then when you have a girl
[03:11:23] in her life how do you not let her schedule over balance yours and still
[03:11:28] do it and not how do you let how do you manage adding time to spend with your
[03:11:34] girl without making it like a time block like a doctor's appointment and still
[03:11:40] stick to your schedule without like throwing everything out
[03:11:47] No, what I'm saying is like how do I I'm so me I'm an all or nothing type of guy one
[03:12:02] time lock in I lock in but then I get burnt out eventually and then I throw myself in
[03:12:07] so hard bro and then I start so sabotaging or bursting bro because like when I'm in
[03:12:12] I have momentum, but I'm going all-in bro. I want to take it slow, bro
[03:12:17] Or not go all-in and go crazy obsessive
[03:12:22] Like I'm gonna be honest with you my I didn't like I haven't been doing cardio these past few days because my body has been so sore
[03:12:29] But I don't feel better now
[03:12:33] Don't you feel a lot better now? Maybe that TV 500 did help me
[03:12:38] You gotta ask Shazzy, do you think she just got set boundaries, bro?
[03:12:44] No, but how do you set boundaries and still spend time with your girl without throwing
[03:12:49] away your career?
[03:12:50] Like, how do you not feel bad for not hanging out with her a lot?
[03:12:57] Cause I only get to see her twice in the weekend.
[03:13:00] Cause I'm busy and then she's busy?
[03:13:04] Like, what in, how do I do that?
[03:13:07] It's all his problems, five times in real life.
[03:13:09] No, but how do I do that if my schedule's
[03:13:11] shimmin' every single day?
[03:13:14] To be the number one shimmer.
[03:13:16] I just don't think it's possible to have a girlfriend while
[03:13:18] being a shimmer, bro.
[03:13:21] That's what Boomi said, bro.
[03:13:23] You've done it so ass.
[03:13:35] You've got to ass, bro.
[03:13:41] You're ass, kid!
[03:13:44] Don't ever play this game ever again, buddy!
[03:13:48] Stick to your shit.
[03:13:52] What time is it 843? Oh my god, just look at my chat. There's 20,000 messages, bro. I
[03:13:59] Don't think I didn't no matter what oh shit my eyes hurt
[03:14:05] Yo, I keep making my eyes dry. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Oh
[03:14:18] My god the way I just hold my mouth is so bad for me
[03:14:21] I think I might have arthritis now, I can't.
[03:14:24] I don't know, I might have arthritis.
[03:14:27] How many girlfriends do you have in your life? I would say one.
[03:14:30] The first one wasn't really serious.
[03:14:34] Um...
[03:14:36] Wait, if you guys broke up bro and got back to you, does that still count the time that we guys first met?
[03:14:41] Or does it go on pause? Like how does that label work?
[03:14:43] work. I think no matter what it's gonna be super busy and chaos ground because of
[03:14:51] the fight stuff you said you're done with your bossing so that'll take a lot
[03:14:54] of your play. No after the bossing I need to capitalize off it so much. I was
[03:15:00] playing on going my family bro but I need permission bro. I need to ask
[03:15:03] Bloomy bro because he didn't get mad at me if I don't work. He wants me to be
[03:15:08] successful bro and I want to be successful too but my hunger my hunger for
[03:15:13] success is not as strong as his unless I get beat up in the face or hit up in
[03:15:20] the you stop it's up in New York and I didn't bring my PC there I'll pay for a
[03:15:25] carry-on flight yeah I could stream there still
[03:15:32] Um, Jeff, what's your all-time favorite loadout?
[03:15:36] SMG, AR, shotgun, Smith, random heals.
[03:15:41] This one, this one I'm using.
[03:15:43] Shotgun, SMG, shockwaves, double heals, maybe six, six pizzas are the best.
[03:15:49] If you're like quick and fighting.
[03:15:51] See, if I had six pizzas around, it would take my heals in five seconds.
[03:15:55] This guy's actually not that bad.
[03:15:56] I'm gonna play weird.
[03:15:58] I'm gonna play weird.
[03:15:59] This guy's actually not bad.
[03:16:00] He hit me hard.
[03:16:01] We are very driven in, we are very driven in.
[03:16:03] I'm going to die.
[03:16:13] I don't wanna be with you.
[03:16:15] I wanna be with you.
[03:16:22] Oh, I'm the selling, bro.
[03:16:26] Is that a long room?
[03:16:27] You're a turkey.
[03:16:31] Why am I nervous fighting this guy?
[03:16:35] Oh my god.
[03:16:36] Oh my god Oliver!
[03:16:37] No, I'm not.
[03:16:38] I'm better than this kid.
[03:16:39] Holy fuck, I'm so much better than this kid, bro.
[03:16:52] Oh my.
[03:16:53] I
[03:17:00] Third play
[03:17:02] come on come on come on Asian brain baby give me that shit I'm gonna hear noise
[03:17:27] complain bro no chat if I get evicted what's gonna happen I'm so close I can't
[03:17:35] be loud bro I actually can't be louder on cooks
[03:17:41] this guy's gonna make a noise complaint I'll ask a little me let me ask a little
[03:17:47] me I'll ask a little me
[03:17:50] Dang, you still got the, you still got the, you still got the Fortnite accent, bro?
[03:17:59] You all think I got the Fortnite accent, bro?
[03:18:09] Y'all actually think I got the Fortnite accent bro?
[03:18:19] Wait, did my stream end?
[03:18:24] Oh my god.
[03:18:26] Yeah.
[03:18:28] Oh, I thought my stream ended because there's one person talking in chat.
[03:18:33] Alright, take screen care.
[03:18:49] Behind you bro!
[03:18:51] What's going on here lady?
[03:19:03] Yo, what am I playing?
[03:19:15] What is going on, man?
[03:19:24] I
[03:19:31] Want it
[03:19:34] Take screens here and what else I need to do chat
[03:19:37] But I hate for it cuz I'm gonna cuz I'm not I'm not a VAD and I can't prove it what you mean
[03:19:44] Yo, Jeffrey. What's your favorite show a movie bro? I don't watch stuff like that, bro
[03:19:48] We're about to be on a seventh win bro.
[03:19:55] Holy shit, I'm on a roll today bro.
[03:20:00] La la la la la la la.
[03:20:04] What the winners about to be?
[03:20:06] Six out of ten.
[03:20:08] Five six.
[03:20:10] Ten.
[03:20:12] One two three four five six.
[03:20:15] We need three more wins after the winners game chat we're going six or seven we're going seven after this brah
[03:20:24] Going to go in New York next month any recommendations don't walk at night in the streets, bro
[03:20:30] and
[03:20:32] New York is very busy. So if you're living in the city
[03:20:35] Everyone's all everyone's it's true
[03:20:38] Everybody go it's ongoing and anything if you take the subways the public transport anything can happen at any day
[03:20:45] So don't trust the public transport.
[03:20:54] Oh my goodness, brothers!
[03:20:59] Let's take a screenshot.
[03:21:00] 7th win.
[03:21:02] 7th win in 3 hours of streaming.
[03:21:04] That's a good record.
[03:21:07] 7th win.
[03:21:10] 7th win.
[03:21:13] Holy shit.
[03:21:15] hmm I love smelling my fingers bro it's such a good addiction
[03:21:20] I'm out of my nails chat
[03:21:26] let's send this to Bloomy bro
[03:21:29] how much down in the water do you have left that's what Tobin do sex me
[03:21:35] 7.7 win got hella clips towards the win
[03:21:45] I'm bad at game and you don't know what to do.
[03:22:05] I don't know what to do.
[03:22:09] Yo guys.
[03:22:10] We're in our 7th win.
[03:22:15] What do you guys think bro?
[03:22:21] Also, also Tomo remember this.
[03:22:26] Also Tomo remember this.
[03:22:28] My non-negotiables eat everything before 9.30.
[03:22:34] everything before 9.30 and stop drinking water at 11.30 you're running out of time
[03:22:46] to finish before the car your session yeah you only have four minutes left you
[03:22:50] stop 2,500 car you go you better start eating a pre-workout meal
[03:22:57] oh shit try I gotta go make food how do I win three games in a row and still
[03:23:03] make food and eat by 930 it's not possible it's not possible yo yo Asian
[03:23:09] Jeff we need crack bro no cracking just cracking is good bro but I need to stay
[03:23:14] locked or no I have to have stamina for the boxing match Jeff do you think you'll
[03:23:19] ever go IRL bro yeah I will I will I will transition to IRL
[03:23:25] swimmer soon just give me time just give me time chat
[03:23:55] bro we're not gonna be able to once the jeffathon intro video coming out soon
[03:24:03] it'll probably be after fight julgoya me and boomie I'm not playing it yet
[03:24:07] in Dallas right now yeah who's the most horseshit pro bro I don't know I don't
[03:24:13] really watch comp like that anymore I don't really like I'm not tapping to the
[03:24:20] comp or like that you filming yeah guys I think that's what made me stressed
[03:24:35] bro I just thought about making food streaming is so much easier when you
[03:24:39] door-dash I might have to hop back to that minted
[03:24:46] um broccoli boil pre-workout meal see the yasso ice cream bar let's eat it one
[03:24:54] at a time one at a time can make it one at a time all the guys are going I wrote
[03:25:06] it's kind of sad bro yeah I know bro you know what's kind of sad that I'm
[03:25:14] like that my chat is like that I'm just waiting in a queue for four night
[03:25:20] games wasting my life away that's what's sad bro these are running games
[03:25:26] to be fast. I guess is what happens when you just win every game in a row.
[03:25:41] Yo Agent Jeff can you give me some tips on streaming? So Stinky Face where your
[03:25:46] stack is gonna be is GHKCU which is very good for your skin. If you inject
[03:25:51] into your butt you can inject into your abdomen or your butt. I'm gonna have you
[03:25:56] starting with 10 units every single other day you're gonna reconstitute 1
[03:26:00] milliliter of backwater into 10 so if you have a hundred if you have a 10
[03:26:04] milliliter vial of GHKCU I want you to put 1 milliliter of backwater into that
[03:26:08] to reconstitute it and I want I want you to make it put it into slow and then
[03:26:13] once you're done you're gonna roll the vial like this and then you're gonna put
[03:26:16] in an refrigerator wait 30 minutes take it out and then you're gonna do your
[03:26:19] first GHKU injection you're not gonna need it you don't need to worry if it's
[03:26:25] more in your night as long as you do it every other day so Monday, Wednesday, Friday you're gonna
[03:26:29] have very good skin it's also good for your hair too and your skin is gonna look rejuvenated it's
[03:26:33] gonna get rid of all the wrinkles and then if you want to start losing weight I would also have you
[03:26:38] hop I would also have you hop on red up as well wait are you guys talking about the same shit
[03:26:43] oh he said can you give me some tips on streaming yeah so tips on streaming bro um you're gonna
[03:26:51] gonna have to do a lot a lot you're gonna have to sacrifice most of your
[03:26:54] social life if you want to be successful you're gonna be very um you know you
[03:26:59] can't you can't you can't even see family you can't do none of that you have to
[03:27:01] like it's easier if you're with family because they'll cook for you clean for
[03:27:04] you but like if you live by yourself you're gonna have to do that shit by
[03:27:07] yourself while on top of being a streamer you're gonna have to have no
[03:27:10] social life and you have to only stream you want to talk to your viewers like
[03:27:16] You want to treat them like family kind of, you know,
[03:27:20] because it's about connection and shimming.
[03:27:23] And people are going to watch you only for your skills,
[03:27:25] then you're going to be a bad swimmer.
[03:27:26] And people watch you and feel resonated with you
[03:27:28] and connect with you on some type of philosophical level.
[03:27:32] They're going to feel in love with you more.
[03:27:34] And you're just going to, you can just capitalize off that.
[03:27:38] You can do anything you want off that.
[03:27:40] Because anything is possible would be for your mind to it.
[03:27:42] You know what I'm saying?
[03:27:43] Yo, these guys doing squiggly.
[03:27:51] No, man!
[03:27:55] Code AsianJep.
[03:27:56] Mmmmm.
[03:27:57] Jeff, can you reply to my Snapchat message?
[03:28:00] I am reply to all your stories you are my king?
[03:28:02] Of course, bro.
[03:28:03] I got you after the stream, bro.
[03:28:04] No worries, bro.
[03:28:05] Yeah, guys, I see a lot of people in chat asking what happened to Viewbots.
[03:28:11] So Twitch either view capped me to 400 or the viewbot finally lost interest.
[03:28:15] I think he was trying to view bot me earlier.
[03:28:18] But again, Twitch capped me to only 400 viewers.
[03:28:20] So when the viewbot was viewbotting me earlier, because he did view it today, I think, I had
[03:28:25] to warn viewers and it went up to 400 randomly.
[03:28:27] So that's my theory, bro, that Twitch capped me, bro.
[03:28:31] And they've been there, they're aware that I've been getting viewbotted, so they capped
[03:28:34] me to 400 viewers.
[03:28:35] I don't know when they're gonna lift off the cap, but I don't know how it works at all.
[03:28:38] But that's my theory.
[03:28:39] The viewbotter, I don't know, maybe he's lost interest in me
[03:28:41] because he can't viewbot me anymore, I don't know, but
[03:28:44] that means the viewbotters are finally gone, you know what I'm saying?
[03:28:47] So we're not gonna be having 100,000 fake viewers anymore
[03:28:51] We're not gonna have people come in the stream and ask about it a lot more
[03:28:55] because all that attention is gone now
[03:28:57] which I'm completely fine with bro, I'm gonna keep sharing with you
[03:29:00] do my thing, tell you shit, you feel me?
[03:29:02] I'm gonna keep training for the fight coming up
[03:29:04] we gotta keep grinding bro, we gotta keep locking in bro
[03:29:08] use code asian jeff in the item shop bro yes sir yes sir bro we got to use code
[03:29:14] asian jeff in item shop you feel me and we also got to win three more games and
[03:29:18] eat food before 9 30 if we can do that life will be chilling bro but I don't
[03:29:25] think it's possible because I got to win these games for you it takes time
[03:29:29] because we don't want to die the zones turn smaller and smaller you know I'm
[03:29:33] I'm saying I'm fishing right on a slow renegade game.
[03:29:38] Yeah man.
[03:29:39] This is 2026 right here.
[03:29:42] Yo AsianJep you're so Q Jeffery bro.
[03:29:43] I know I'm Q bro.
[03:29:45] You know what made me Q bro?
[03:29:47] Honestly bro, I think it's the NAD plus bro.
[03:29:51] It's been giving me a lot of energy bro.
[03:29:52] I don't know if it's placebo or not.
[03:29:54] I haven't noticed it bro.
[03:29:55] But the NAD plus 500 peptide bro.
[03:29:58] 500 milligrams bro.
[03:30:00] Injected 25 units of it in my butthole this morning.
[03:30:03] It regenerates your mitochondria cells and
[03:30:08] Your what your body runs on is your energy cells
[03:30:12] So that's why you feel like shit. So boom take some NAD plus bro
[03:30:17] Add some SS 31 in there so you can regenerate your mitochondria because that's where the powerhouse of the cell is
[03:30:22] Remember that's what they taught you in school the mitochondria is a powerhouse of cells
[03:30:27] Think about it your mitochondria is peak performance. What are you gonna be you're gonna be peak performance in real life?
[03:30:33] You know what I'm saying?
[03:30:36] Jeff, you're so majestic, hope you know that, bro.
[03:30:39] Oh, I know, bro.
[03:30:40] I know I'm a good-looking guy, bro.
[03:30:42] I don't know if y'all seen the photos.
[03:30:43] Y'all want to see the photos?
[03:30:45] Yo, Jeff, I want to see the photos.
[03:30:46] All right, I got you guys.
[03:30:48] Guys, my alarm has been going off this whole time,
[03:30:50] and you guys didn't even tell me.
[03:30:52] Let me show y'all some photos that I took.
[03:31:03] I'm not dead yet.
[03:31:13] I'm not dead yet.
[03:31:23] I got that bad ass!
[03:31:30] Whoever interrupts me ever again, boy!
[03:31:35] Yo, boomie clip that.
[03:31:39] No, boomie's not on the view list.
[03:31:42] There's so many clips we can be posting, bro.
[03:31:44] I got a text and I'm an ad-ishy.
[03:31:45] Yo, cat, can you clip that sentence to me?
[03:31:49] Don't ever interrupt me, TikTok.
[03:31:51] Yo, chat.
[03:31:52] You want to see photos transition into locking in phone drop, locking in phone drop, 200
[03:32:00] pump kid serious face.
[03:32:03] Serious face.
[03:32:04] Yo cat could you clip that when I said yo you want to do the, you got to see it?
[03:32:07] Kozhe you got it?
[03:32:08] I'll clip it don't worry daddy thank you bro I, I, I'm telling you that's a viral
[03:32:11] take off right there.
[03:32:12] But boom he's not in the stream bro so he doesn't know.
[03:32:15] Thank you, thank you bro.
[03:32:17] Kozhe doesn't, I got it.
[03:32:19] I like that I like that I like that a lot. I like that a lot
[03:32:24] W W's in the chat man. I
[03:32:28] Already know you will go crazy in it and in real life industry. Yeah, I know but once I'm done with a cutine, bro
[03:32:34] I'm gonna be the sexiest Asian person girl. I
[03:32:37] Actually forgot to take my a cutine yesterday, but good news
[03:32:41] My doctors told me it lasted seven days in your body. So one day forgetting won't hurt
[03:32:47] But that's what's been making my lips dry and stuff
[03:32:51] You know, I've noticed have been walking into the buildings like I went to this premium matcha place today
[03:32:56] Right with my growing shit, and I've noticed like people just let me get through bro
[03:33:02] Back then no one let me get through but now that I'm such a sexy Asian boy
[03:33:10] They let me through Tomo just texted me
[03:33:14] Guys look at this AI this text to me bro. It's so cool. Keep chugging you have less than an hour and a half to fish all those meals
[03:33:24] Take my water
[03:33:26] I
[03:33:42] Don't care that you have a girlfriend fucking me, please. I'm not interested bro. I told you guys I can't let my nut out right now
[03:33:49] Oh, I've been having too much sex this past few weeks, bro. It's not good, bro
[03:33:54] was good bro but it's like bro I'm scared of boxing bro cuz when I'm
[03:33:58] fighting bro my car doesn't miss shit scientifically chat when you have more
[03:34:04] sex bro and you're you have a fight coming up it's proven to have bad
[03:34:09] cardio bro and I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm apologize you're my papa you're so
[03:34:22] You inspire me, you inspire me and make me want to play, work out, fornite and eat healthy.
[03:34:29] My only request is an inspirational speech, bro.
[03:34:33] Listen, bro.
[03:34:36] In life, you only have one choice.
[03:34:41] Finish what you started.
[03:34:43] Stop saying, I'm gonna do it tomorrow, I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
[03:34:46] Because you know what happens when you say that?
[03:34:48] You're giving up on yourself.
[03:34:50] If you got dishes that you gotta clean today,
[03:34:52] you're gonna clean it now
[03:34:54] for the future version of you tomorrow.
[03:34:56] Because think about it,
[03:34:57] you wanna wake up and have 10,000 dishes in the sink
[03:34:59] and then you're like, oh, I don't wanna cook.
[03:35:01] And then boom, you go in door to that flute.
[03:35:04] You're giving up on yourself.
[03:35:05] Finish what you started, bro.
[03:35:09] Because life is so short, bro.
[03:35:11] You close your eyes.
[03:35:13] Boom, you're 20 years old.
[03:35:16] Close your eyes.
[03:35:17] Boom, you're 50 years old, bro.
[03:35:18] We always think we got a lot of time in the world, but time is money.
[03:35:25] Do I waste my time?
[03:35:27] No.
[03:35:28] I use my time wisely.
[03:35:29] No, I don't.
[03:35:30] A lot of you guys.
[03:35:31] How do you guys, what do you guys think about, what do you guys think about that motivational
[03:35:36] speech?
[03:35:37] Would that shit good or not?
[03:35:38] Would that shit good?
[03:35:40] You know there's special protein that makes water be more flavor and keep you hydrated?
[03:35:45] No way!
[03:35:46] What is it called, bro?
[03:35:47] Jeff, hop in the peptide MK677?
[03:35:51] I got to the Oro version of it.
[03:35:53] I put it in my mouth like this.
[03:35:54] I put it in my mouth like that.
[03:35:58] If you had 100k viewers, it would have been better, but you see, bro, we're gonna get
[03:36:03] that 100k viewers.
[03:36:04] I'm tired of thinking in this, I don't abundance mindset, bro.
[03:36:08] You guys gotta think like this, chat.
[03:36:10] You gotta go with life like you have it already, because when you do that, you become that.
[03:36:16] Stop thinking.
[03:36:17] This tour this tortillas five less dollars cheaper than this other one
[03:36:22] No, bro by the more expensive one bro because life is all about buttons bro. You give what you receive, bro
[03:36:28] That's why when you're nice to people notice how your life is better when you're nice to people because you're living in abundance
[03:36:34] Well, okay people don't teach you that in school, man
[03:36:37] You gotta stop thinking with this broke mindset, bro. Okay?
[03:36:42] Why does bro say the opposite of what he does?
[03:36:44] because though I'm getting inspiration to the people bro just because I say it
[03:36:51] doesn't mean I got to do it myself you know I'm
[03:36:55] I'm gone bro Jeff you're getting so big in the gym bro I know bro I know I am
[03:37:03] Are you Asian bro? No, I'm black. Name all the peptide you are on.
[03:37:10] HGH at night, GHKCU every other day, RETA every week, one time a week, NAD plus...
[03:37:33] And that's praise that's pretty much it Oh TV 500
[03:37:37] TV 500 is the one I just got it helps a lot
[03:37:41] Because I've been like super like I've been super like my body has been so sore, bro
[03:37:50] I'm gonna have I'm gonna hop on some max soon once I freaking get it and
[03:37:57] Then another one that I heard was really good for deep sleep. It's called DC if
[03:38:01] DCIP DCIP hop on MK67 bro bro it makes me hungry bro I didn't do it oh but the
[03:38:14] biggest one I'm gonna hop on very soon bro I don't want to let you guys know
[03:38:19] bro because if I let you guys know you're gonna be like what's why are you
[03:38:24] hopping on this stop larking I'm not larking bro it's a real life stuff
[03:38:31] that I take every day and then for my supplements I take magnesium glycerine
[03:38:35] which is really good for sleep ashiganda at night keeps me calm and shit you
[03:38:41] feel me and then vitamin D we don't get enough vitamin D so we take vitamin D
[03:38:47] pills boom what else we get we got Omega 3 fish oil for my back pain you
[03:38:56] You feel me?
[03:38:57] Pretty good, pretty good type shit.
[03:38:59] You feel me?
[03:39:00] You feel me girl, let me get a bacon egg and cheese, yeah?
[03:39:04] Yo, I've been walking around the whole map
[03:39:06] and I haven't been able to find no one.
[03:39:11] Stop farting.
[03:39:15] You're dead.
[03:39:18] You're dead, butter.
[03:39:22] Stop giving me ads with big chug board.
[03:39:25] Clearly you haven't seen my physique.
[03:39:27] I'm gonna have to prove you wrong now.
[03:39:55] What do you guys think?
[03:40:07] How do I stop biting my nails?
[03:40:12] Hell as.
[03:40:13] You're banned.
[03:40:14] Hell no.
[03:40:15] Get out right now.
[03:40:16] You just lost 50 viewers from doing that.
[03:40:17] Listen bro.
[03:40:18] no get out right now you just lost 50
[03:40:21] viewers from doing that listen bro I'll do
[03:40:27] even more bro because the real viewers
[03:40:29] stick through for who I am you understand
[03:40:32] me the real viewers stick to the hard and
[03:40:36] pain child never forgive you want to blow
[03:40:39] up bro and I just lost 30 more viewers
[03:40:44] Let's get into the battlefield fight and walk around the whole map, because you're going
[03:40:54] to be our eighth win.
[03:42:04] You won't run for me, boy!
[03:42:14] Come here!
[03:42:24] Oh, but you can't RUN!
[03:42:37] Holy aura? That's right.
[03:42:41] Oh, I've ever wanted to be an aura man myself.
[03:42:54] Two on one.
[03:43:02] All I ever wanted was to be great!
[03:43:06] Could I ask for even more? No!
[03:43:09] I must execute these fools.
[03:43:14] I must put them down.
[03:43:18] Thank you for the shocks. The system has blessed me with the shocks.
[03:43:22] It's the Executee Fool!
[03:43:25] Hello, boy!
[03:43:41] Who's next?
[03:43:52] to 100
[03:44:04] to 100
[03:44:07] last board
[03:44:10] find him and kill him now
[03:44:13] end his life boys
[03:44:15] where are you
[03:44:18] I'm gonna find you
[03:44:22] You can run, but you can't hide.
[03:44:31] Where are...
[03:44:36] Bro, Chow, I wanna find that TikTok sound effect, bro.
[03:44:40] What's that TikTok sound effect?
[03:44:43] It was like...
[03:44:45] No, no.
[03:44:48] know that new one bro that's like a girl singing but it's only good in the
[03:44:52] beginning you all know
[03:44:58] peace offering oh you want to be boys yeah party man let me grab a piece of
[03:45:10] first man hey so let me grab a piece of first boy
[03:45:17] not there at the pizza
[03:45:21] oh aren't you cute
[03:45:32] a boy bro
[03:45:35] Unfortunately bro, you do know I'm on a mission, right?
[03:45:43] Gonna have to pull back here.
[03:45:47] The whole purpose of this stream is to get 10 wins.
[03:45:53] I'll let you live for a little bit.
[03:45:57] I'll let you rejuvenate. Go ahead, eat your people.
[03:46:01] Took some damage in the storm.
[03:46:05] but i will have to put you down very soon
[03:46:10] it's all part of the program
[03:46:14] that's right go in there like a good boy
[03:46:18] die
[03:46:23] go ahead go ahead i'll let you take some kills eat up eat up i know you're hungry
[03:46:29] gotta feed the chicken am i right
[03:46:30] Gotta get a big so I can kill it!
[03:46:34] Alright one more, you want one more?
[03:46:38] Good boy!
[03:46:42] You are unfortunately
[03:46:46] gonna be my eighth win.
[03:46:50] It's only a matter of time before I kill you.
[03:46:54] Drop your weapons! I'm not done!
[03:46:58] Then now, boy.
[03:47:03] Oh, you have no weapons?
[03:47:07] You only have gold?
[03:47:13] I'm a full boxer, bro.
[03:47:15] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[03:47:23] You will not escape this full boxer, you brother.
[03:47:27] You will always be full boxed!
[03:47:29] Look at you!
[03:47:34] It doesn't matter.
[03:47:38] Mugs is not real!
[03:47:43] On track!
[03:47:45] I have to kill you!
[03:47:48] Don't make me lose!
[03:47:51] No!
[03:47:52] And it can't be lose!
[03:47:57] I miss you, bro.
[03:48:13] The job is done.
[03:48:14] The job is done.
[03:48:15] We are down.
[03:48:16] Unless it's the parkour.
[03:48:21] The job is done.
[03:48:26] We are down to two more wins.
[03:48:32] Two more wins.
[03:48:35] And we shall be free.
[03:48:39] Eighth win.
[03:48:44] Putting this on my snap.
[03:48:46] two more wins and we will be free boys yo
[03:48:57] 8th win, down and loaded, 2 more wins
[03:49:11] yo Asian deck that was so tough bro y'all think I'm a good actor bro yo
[03:49:16] Asian Jeff do you know if you know if you add your name in the title it pose
[03:49:25] more viewers cuz your name got a label to it say you swear to God no way
[03:49:33] actually say you swear to God bro I was scared bro yo serious thing with a
[03:49:42] time bro. Here I'm gonna add it, I'm gonna add it. Let's see if it writes Slupy.
[03:49:45] Asian Jeff. Asian Jeff can't hang. Who's making these tags? Asian Jeff is bad.
[03:49:56] Asian Jeff to go? Oh that's so cute. Okay guys, I added Asian Jeff to my tag. Well I
[03:50:01] get more viewers yes or no. Yes or no. Thank you Slupy. I appreciate you bro.
[03:50:06] Um, Jeff can you tell me what workouts you do at the gym? Yeah I got you but let
[03:50:10] Let me just find and take that song real quick.
[03:50:26] Yo what was some workout advice for me bro? Y'all think I'm big? Y'all think I'm big bro?
[03:50:40] I
[03:51:40] you
[03:52:10] you
[03:52:40] you
[03:53:10] you
[03:53:40] you
[03:54:10] 6-7, you feel me? 6-7 type shit, you feel me?
[03:54:16] I gotta be great, yeah?
[03:54:19] Hey, that's so cool, why doesn't it do that?
[03:54:22] 6-7, yo, Kuma, can you get me five, get the bro?
[03:54:27] Please? Watch this.
[03:54:31] They don't know about my body like this, ready?
[03:54:34] Go all the way up, right?
[03:54:36] right drop down on his head 60 just gave him a jump here come double it quadruple
[03:54:44] it quintuple it go up in loopy doopy whoopee
[03:54:50] water oh yes look how much arma we have six seven I got you when I get paid
[03:54:58] bro bro thank you so much bro that means a lot man that means a lot of girl
[03:55:02] genuinely though thank you
[03:55:07] well when the 10 are in the truck
[03:55:18] who's this?
[03:55:26] yo are these kids the most passive though?
[03:55:29] Oh shit, you're my boss.
[03:55:36] Oh shit, you're my boss.
[03:55:43] Oh shit, you're my boss.
[03:55:50] Oh shit, you're my boss.
[03:56:01] So what is going on in the TOI, man?
[03:56:06] Something's not adding up, bro.
[03:56:08] You can't build there, bro.
[03:56:11] Yeah, bro.
[03:56:12] You can't build there, bro.
[03:56:13] Type shit.
[03:56:14] Fuck you, total murder.
[03:56:15] You got timed up.
[03:56:16] I'm in my prime right now, bruh.
[03:56:20] So what happens if you get shimsign?
[03:56:21] Well there won't be time for you shimsign me because we only got to win this game and
[03:56:24] another one and then I finally get to eat.
[03:56:27] My manager told me to win 10 solo ring games today and that way I could be good enough
[03:56:32] for him.
[03:56:33] He said I have to play a minimum of 10 solo ring games, that's 4 hours of playing every
[03:56:37] single day.
[03:56:38] He did not say that by the way.
[03:56:41] 10.
[03:56:42] I don't see there's a go one up bro like I'm crazy or not bro
[03:56:49] where is this kid
[03:56:54] yo it's hideous even bro go can't lose this kid
[03:57:02] kids playing up all the time
[03:57:12] I
[03:57:20] Want away
[03:57:23] Yo tenor reading games actually gets you super warm job. I need I need to start doing this every day, bro
[03:57:28] Like I'm in my freaking like I'm playing so freaking fantastic ringer, bro
[03:57:33] You know I'm saying
[03:57:35] How old are you now you're 43? I am not 43 game. I'm 20 years old, bro
[03:57:40] You want to see my six pack bro? I'll show you
[03:57:42] If you guys make me do this everyday.
[03:58:12] I'm on my way
[03:58:19] I'll be there on the street
[03:58:21] You'll be there
[03:58:24] I'm on my way
[03:58:26] I'm on my way
[03:58:28] I'm on my way
[03:58:30] I'm on my way
[03:58:32] I can believe you made it this far
[03:58:51] I can believe you made it this far
[03:58:54] I can believe you made it this far
[03:58:57] And it's great
[03:58:59] And I'm
[03:59:02] I can't believe I'm in this world
[03:59:04] So I'm turning out girls, I never was
[03:59:10] I'm just turning out girls, turning out girls
[03:59:13] And then I'm turning out girls
[03:59:16] Too much, I'm turning out girls, turning out girls
[03:59:19] I'm just turning out girls, turning out girls
[03:59:22] You're wearing buckles, I'm turning out girls
[03:59:25] guys shall I wear high boosters or no chat oh no no is that a chat shall I wear
[03:59:37] high boosters or no does anybody here wear high boosters can it work
[03:59:45] oh
[03:59:55] of
[04:00:20] the
[04:00:22] I
[04:00:25] Guys it's so cringe
[04:00:28] Throw off my shake bro. I
[04:00:31] Can't I can't let this little boy throw off my shake bro
[04:00:35] He's such a little boy, bro. I can't seven seven look how much gold we have with seven hundred seventy seven gold
[04:00:40] That's a good luck number right there
[04:00:42] Can't let go of the shake bro
[04:00:44] She's shaming something bro. I'm trying to model my viewers and she's shaming bro. So disrespectful, bro
[04:00:49] It's respectful boy, bro
[04:00:52] Very disrespectful, bro
[04:00:55] This week he's 60 brother guys. I'm not I'm not five one
[04:01:00] Yeah, but you dare the method bro. I'm not five one chat. I don't know where y'all got that from
[04:01:05] I'm six one in real life, bro
[04:01:06] I would just ask me if I should wear high booters because like they'll make me six three instead of six one, you know
[04:01:12] But always be tolerant stuff, you know I'm saying
[04:01:15] How tall are you real shit? I'm
[04:01:22] I'm generally 6-1, J-G-U-N-U-I-L-Y.
[04:01:33] Base call, sir.
[04:01:37] I can't do that made of this fall.
[04:01:40] I can't do that made of this fall.
[04:01:45] Wait, I can ask Tomo to like, help me with my mill time and time and stuff.
[04:01:49] Oh my god, I'm gonna do that after this game. Can y'all remind me after this game is text my AI's to be like
[04:01:54] Yo, what time is the best time to eat my meal plans?
[04:01:57] Because it's an AI. It'll literally tell me everything I want to hear about.
[04:02:02] A piece goes in the chat.
[04:02:06] Jeff, you make a good fanboy. What the hell does that even mean, buddy?
[04:02:11] like look at me I'm gonna die cuz I'm leaving my chat and this guy's trying
[04:02:17] absolutely hardest brother
[04:02:24] like Brody go chop some rotito it cannot be that serious look at you dummy
[04:02:32] We're back up into your little cage boy. Yeah throw another man this boy.
[04:02:39] Hunter!
[04:02:41] WONDER!
[04:02:45] Look at you brother, you trash kid.
[04:03:02] why are you guys saying I'm larkin though? y'all think my voice is deeper now? yo it's
[04:03:22] good.
[04:03:23] jep you deadass got the asian tax.
[04:03:25] guys I'm not 5'4 bro I don't know where you guys are getting that information from.
[04:03:30] I'm literally 6'1". I have had multiple fans come up to me and ask me for a picture and they all always say,
[04:03:37] damn, Jeff, I didn't expect you to be this tall, bro. You look pretty short and shreem.
[04:03:40] I don't know why people think I look short and shreem, but I'm literally 6'1", bro.
[04:03:45] Your voice is the same pitch as my 8-year-old sister.
[04:03:50] Make your camera smaller. What are you gonna do about it?
[04:04:00] What you gonna do about it?
[04:04:07] Looking like me Shabba.
[04:04:29] That's a way to degrade yourself.
[04:04:32] You know what I'm saying?
[04:04:33] I'm from New York, y'all feel me?
[04:04:39] Y'all feel me?
[04:04:41] Y'all before I knew it.
[04:04:47] I got another clip, chat.
[04:04:49] When I was looking at that guy on the mountain, that could be another clip.
[04:04:53] But the question is, is Bloomy in the stream to hear that?
[04:04:57] Looking like me shadowbox.
[04:05:04] That's the way to do your job, to bury yourself.
[04:05:08] You know I'm saying like shit.
[04:05:11] I'm from New York.
[04:05:13] I'm from New York.
[04:05:14] Are you out there with me?
[04:05:16] Yo, Cosette, did you send me that other clip or no?
[04:05:20] Cosette, please bro, I need you bro.
[04:05:22] I'm in a game, bro.
[04:05:23] I'm in a wins game.
[04:05:24] I need two more wins.
[04:05:25] Bro, Blooming's on the stream, I need these clips to be sent in.
[04:05:29] Please bro, please bro, I need this bro.
[04:05:31] Please, close that key, please get it for me.
[04:05:35] Can you clip the one where I was staring at the melon bro?
[04:05:36] It would be so good if I just have clippers, man.
[04:05:41] Oh my god, I just can't do it all, bro.
[04:05:45] I need this.
[04:05:48] I need this.
[04:05:55] bro I can't clip it all bro this is so my way your trash instant editor you'll
[04:06:11] never be successful bro I'm a fucking multi-millionaire bro I'm trying to
[04:06:15] fucking multitask if I fucking only focus on 49 took Adderabra shit on you
[04:06:19] bro I would have went to zone to help your ass you dumb instant editor your
[04:06:22] trash kid I have to find clips so I can be successful mother fucker
[04:06:26] whoo I gotta cook it all bro
[04:06:30] myself because boomi's on here yo close it actually I'm in the clip
[04:06:33] wait close it is this the one that's the other one
[04:06:37] why is my shroom core looks so bad
[04:06:45] whoever interrupts me ever again
[04:06:48] Oh, no, Boomi's not supposed to be posting bro, I got...
[04:06:54] I would have been a win too.
[04:06:55] Yo, Boomi, clip that.
[04:06:56] Now we're delayed before timing.
[04:06:58] No, Boomi's not on the view list.
[04:07:00] I'm sending this to Boomi.
[04:07:02] Okay, Kosei, can you clip the other one that's like me sitting on the down and shit?
[04:07:06] Staring at that guy and face blanking him?
[04:07:12] 1k a clip, I'll clip every day for you.
[04:07:14] No, I'm not paying you 1,000 dollars a clip.
[04:07:18] I would have been my ninth win, bro.
[04:07:43] Yo, it's good to see you.
[04:07:45] off of this um this thing all right you do you I know bro I would have won that last
[04:08:04] game now I have to wait another 35 minutes bro my manager is not my stream bro so it's
[04:08:10] like so hard like I can't multitask bro
[04:08:15] I'm what if I actually won the last game and actually makes me upset
[04:08:20] I'm just not playing for me, bro.
[04:08:26] I'm literally...
[04:08:27] We can get these Ws, bro.
[04:08:44] Chocolate moderation.
[04:08:45] Who's your duo agent, Jeff?
[04:08:46] I don't know.
[04:08:47] Who is my duo?
[04:08:48] Who is my duo, bros?
[04:08:53] You didn't ask your AI that thing?
[04:08:55] Yo, welcome in.
[04:08:56] Thank you, bro.
[04:08:57] Nobody else reminded me, bro.
[04:08:58] Thank you, guys, bro.
[04:08:59] Okay, I'm gonna ask AI, okay?
[04:09:01] Let me get some shield first, if you were someone pulling up on me.
[04:09:04] Do you think that would have been my ninth win, man?
[04:09:08] She's instant edit on me, bro.
[04:09:10] He's so weird.
[04:09:11] He's not even good at the game.
[04:09:12] He'll never be successful.
[04:09:14] Instant editing on everybody.
[04:09:17] you do a Gary Brown I don't know maybe what to see
[04:09:26] you gotta see who we play with rough
[04:09:31] oh that's my AI bro
[04:09:39] someone just add me oh no
[04:09:44] I'm still at my 8th win, almost done still streaming, haven't ate my meals yet.
[04:09:58] Haven't ate my meals yet, but I wanted to ask for you to help me tomorrow in my meal
[04:10:08] timings. I haven't sent him the food list. I need something to food list. Let me get
[04:10:19] this in another closet. Send Joshua food list. Send Joshua food list. Okay. I'm still
[04:10:32] on my eighth win. Almost done still shimming. I haven't eaten my meals yet but I want to
[04:10:36] asked you to help me tomorrow my meal timings. I wake up at 10 40 a.m. I want to
[04:10:43] have the most optimal eating times by 9 30 a.m. will you remind me every time to
[04:10:52] eat for the most optimal?
[04:10:56] Are you training for boxing bro?
[04:10:59] Yes bro, I've been training a lot, I've been training a lot.
[04:11:04] I sparred pilot yesterday, I had some good punches on pilot bro, some really really good
[04:11:11] punches bro.
[04:11:13] No, no, no, no, I hate, hey redone bro, I got you with the hyzer after I put this kid
[04:11:23] down.
[04:11:24] I
[04:11:39] Mean we're getting different
[04:11:43] So I don't got time to this buddy to kill me man
[04:11:45] You're so assed how you I'm gonna shoot them by three guys
[04:11:57] Yo, this guy is fucking weird the teaming
[04:12:08] Okay, we're gonna shoot them by three guys bro, they want to put it inside of my booty cheeks, dude
[04:12:16] Yo, who's that in me? Yo, it's taking off the whole screen game
[04:12:23] Gary mad good player room. I don't know how to play me bro. I played bad
[04:12:30] It's thought it's victory
[04:12:33] Yo, stop adding me bro, I actually gonna get me tight, bro
[04:12:40] That putting the whole screen of my picking the friendless
[04:12:45] I'll just text my AI bot since y'all are streaming something.
[04:12:58] I don't care I'll get this one the weird way.
[04:13:01] Do you want to be weird?
[04:13:08] That was a one time thing.
[04:13:13] I better be. Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, you know the drill.
[04:13:20] Mmmmm, this AI is so good! Finish those last two games and get your mind right for cardio.
[04:13:25] Hang on 11-5 star for that jump rope and those sprints. Don't let me catch you fading.
[04:13:30] Okay, what about my meal plans? Should I still eat? Should I still eat for the bulk or is it too late?
[04:13:39] late I don't want to not get gains oh my god string camera guys I'm talking to my
[04:13:47] AI iMessage texer and he's giving me advice bro and every time I talk to him
[04:13:52] he helps me with my life
[04:13:57] you guys know that right my personal coach bro it takes two seconds to face
[04:14:06] Can no I want to make my cam big on purpose so you guys can see my beautiful Asian face
[04:14:11] You know I'm saying
[04:14:13] Yo, what is this- what am I playing, man?
[04:14:34] You got a guy sitting on the mountain.
[04:14:48] Eat your pizza!
[04:14:50] Eat your pizza, my friend!
[04:14:54] Eat your pizza, my brothers!
[04:14:57] I want you!
[04:14:58] You see, the truth is...
[04:15:04] What?
[04:15:05] Yo, this guy's so bad it's making me hit my shots horribly, brother.
[04:15:17] Oh my god, these arena kids got it.
[04:15:21] It's your pizza, my friend.
[04:15:25] Yo, if this kid won't pump me, I would have ripped it.
[04:15:29] I would have said the word, chat.
[04:15:31] Holy moly guacamole.
[04:15:33] Moly guacamole, brother.
[04:15:40] Get in this box.
[04:15:42] There you are.
[04:15:44] Get in now.
[04:15:49] No, I hate window-edded throw.
[04:15:51] Don't touch me, daddy.
[04:15:53] Stop it.
[04:15:55] Oh, that was a close one.
[04:15:59] That was a close one.
[04:16:02] holy chat this has to be a win bro and shreem I have to go
[04:16:09] your man
[04:16:13] yeah Chad you ever if you ever disrespect me like that sing some dumb shit like
[04:16:17] that I'm gonna have no choice but then my shreem actually don't ever disrespect me
[04:16:21] ever again like that you understand me I'm the boss here okay you listen when
[04:16:25] you're told okay you listen to daddy when you're told you don't ever this
[04:16:30] I'm just stretching and trying to get your weight, you understand?
[04:16:33] That's not how we operate around here.
[04:16:35] Yo, Enshin, I need a goon.
[04:16:40] Clearly, you guys don't know how much ore I have.
[04:16:47] It's going to show after this game.
[04:16:53] Here I show you guys my six backdoor, yo, come on, yo, game, 200, Pissed on, ninja, Pissed
[04:17:23] Pest on. Nngghhhh. Ninja.
[04:17:27] I'm playing with fire. Pest on.
[04:17:32] Nnghhh. Ninja.
[04:17:35] Yo. What's good guys? My name's Ninja.
[04:17:39] And I'm a professional corner player. What's going on here ladies?
[04:17:43] Ya'll ready to get hit down on the ground? Where you belong?
[04:17:46] To her ground? Okay. I'm playing with two guys I guess.
[04:17:51] You want to get full box? Full box!
[04:17:55] Yo, it might come out real. Yes, I am.
[04:17:59] Yeah, eat that pizza, big boy.
[04:18:03] Yeah, yeah, you want some of this? Yeah. Yeah, I know you want some of that, big boy.
[04:18:15] Yo, I don't even know what I'm playing right now.
[04:18:19] Yo diva got a dumb truck. I can't lie
[04:18:30] No, I just said just say you're gay for me bro
[04:18:39] Oh, no, give me up. Yo, bro chill bro. I'm not over yet. Good bet
[04:18:49] stupid, buta madre bedejo, give me that shit, fuck me, dicker, run this shit, my boy,
[04:18:59] y'all don't know my body like that, fuck me yo, I really fuck you up, fuck, what am
[04:19:03] I dead, I'm from New York, mad tub, fuck me, you're so mad, you feel me, what am I
[04:19:09] dead, y'all want some smoke, I'll give you some smoke, let's go with you man, you don't,
[04:19:14] You want to get the...
[04:19:16] You want...
[04:19:16] Not...
[04:19:17] To the...
[04:19:17] Pop...
[04:19:18] Pop...
[04:19:19] Come on.
[04:19:20] Oh...
[04:19:20] Oh...
[04:19:21] Oh...
[04:19:21] Oh...
[04:19:22] Oh...
[04:19:32] No, my body like that.
[04:19:33] What am I doing from New York?
[04:19:34] Let me get a bacon and cheese, here.
[04:19:36] Fuck you, chogumel.
[04:19:38] Fuck you, chogumel.
[04:19:40] Yeah, fuck you, chogumel.
[04:19:42] Eww so true man, but I'm like dead in the middle of the world, ha ha ha!
[04:19:47] Yo Aidenchef, what?
[04:19:50] Why hadn't Stream ended?
[04:19:51] I got off.
[04:19:52] Here man.
[04:19:53] I'm going in.
[04:19:54] If I die, it's your fault, Chef.
[04:19:56] Alright, it's all the bigs we need, boy.
[04:19:59] It is getting low key stacked, bro.
[04:20:02] It's gotta be because of my aura.
[04:20:03] Everybody's staying alive because they're scared to fight me, you know?
[04:20:06] Everybody's at a fall.
[04:20:07] I hope y'all know.
[04:20:08] Y'all just came in the stream.
[04:20:09] That Faust statistically has lost their fight because they're fighting Asian Jeff himself, the best Faust rider in the world, the best Faust rider in the world, because I'm about to put down Jason in real life.
[04:20:18] Yeah, nice internet it bro, we get it bro, you're so tough and shit bro. I didn't know you would chill like that bro.
[04:20:24] Yeah, you wanna shoot through my walls big boy? Yeah, you wanna keep shooting through my walls big boy? You're so fucking good. Get up here big boy.
[04:20:30] Let's play. Yeah, you wanna play with me big boy? Let's play together.
[04:20:35] I'm going to go back to the base.
[04:20:38] Any wins game, any wins game, so many people that are good at this game, I know.
[04:20:42] I'm going for the kill, I'm getting in the box.
[04:20:47] Quarter.
[04:20:49] Yeah, big boy.
[04:20:50] Getting them chug splashes, big boy.
[04:20:53] Yeah, big daddy.
[04:20:55] Yeah, I like that.
[04:20:56] You know, I like that one, sure.
[04:20:59] Yeah, big boy.
[04:21:01] your secret power is that you feel people's tests in them
[04:21:08] what you mean?
[04:21:08] I don't understand
[04:21:12] explain it
[04:21:16] I don't get what you are trying to say right now
[04:21:19] can you explain it?
[04:21:21] explain it
[04:21:24] you are so zesty
[04:21:31] You know what? I have no choice but to do it one more time.
[04:22:01] Alright, there go.
[04:22:13] If only he'd call me Zestia ever again, boy.
[04:22:26] You understand me, boy?
[04:22:28] You think you understand me, boy?
[04:22:31] boy you know why I'm firm boy I'll play around here folks
[04:22:37] I'm gonna get in the box I'm gonna show you how it's done
[04:22:42] FULL BOX!
[04:22:44] TURN!
[04:22:46] I'll play this gun for now fuck it you twig them out here
[04:22:50] fuck you too
[04:22:52] TURN!
[04:22:54] TURN!
[04:22:56] I'm from New York. Let me get bacon out of cheese. Fuck it. You talk about
[04:23:02] It's next who's next you over there
[04:23:26] Don't get nervous.
[04:23:31] Don't get nervous, Oliver.
[04:23:41] Where are you?
[04:23:44] I'm gonna come on you.
[04:23:48] Oliver?
[04:23:50] What are you doing, Oliver?
[04:23:52] you looking mad good for an eye for me
[04:23:58] well we're gonna bake in a key yeah from you go up from oblock zone was you
[04:24:05] remember that wait I got another one my grandma just rotate in my room
[04:24:15] wait is that a furry ball is that what they call oh my god right here in peace
[04:24:21] Jump shot activated guys. I want to announce bro
[04:24:28] It's gonna be my ninth win this treatment it's been a long ride guys
[04:24:33] Hey Jeff you down a split a house of Geary brother. I live in my own apartment
[04:24:41] Guys I wanted to let you guys know bro. It's gonna be my ninth win this treatment
[04:24:48] Appreciate all y'all that been here this whole stream in
[04:24:51] It's gonna ride though. It's gonna it's been a journey for sure man. Let's go ahead and give the time to win
[04:24:57] Let's go baby
[04:25:00] Life is good man. One more win Shaq
[04:25:04] And we're freaking done. Let's freaking go baby
[04:25:21] Even leveled up baby.
[04:25:26] Night when I'm posting this on Zapp.
[04:25:32] Night when.
[04:25:37] Oh no!
[04:25:38] We just got a sub.
[04:25:40] Kandyn is goaded too, just subscribed.
[04:25:42] GG's.
[04:25:43] GG's bro, they made a tomb for 11 months, big daddy.
[04:25:44] What is chat, but you have to do it.
[04:25:45] subscribe
[04:25:46] kingdom
[04:25:47] GG's bro they've been a tune for 11 months pick daddy
[04:25:50] what does chat you have to say about the ninth win
[04:25:53] let's see let's see what they have to say
[04:25:58] ninth freaking win chat this is the last one are you guys ready I want you guys to press this for me okay
[04:26:02] I want you guys to press it with me because it's gonna be the hardest
[04:26:05] this is gonna be a legendary click right here
[04:26:08] once we click this we will get a tenth win are you guys ready
[04:26:13] Are you guys ready type ready in the chat? You guys are ready to hold my hands together. We're gonna test this voice
[04:26:19] You've got it. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Killja three
[04:26:24] two
[04:26:26] one
[04:26:43] Oh
[04:26:55] Back to my bed, bro
[04:26:59] We need some south from Hong Kong
[04:27:07] The AI said ready
[04:27:09] Let's see what the AI said.
[04:27:13] Bro, if you try to smash 2500 Cali's right now, you're literally gonna throw up during
[04:27:18] your sprint and jump rope by 11-05.
[04:27:20] Take the L on the full bulk for a day.
[04:27:22] Missing one day of surplus won't kill your deat.
[04:27:25] The ruining your cardio session will definitely hurt your fight prep.
[04:27:31] Have something super light right now like a banana or toast with peanut butter just to
[04:27:34] feel the shame in cardio.
[04:27:36] you finish running drink a poultry shake salvation some macros and go to sleep I
[04:27:40] don't got that bro also will you text me good morning at 10 40 a.m. I'm gonna
[04:27:50] just eat a yasuo ice cream bar no man we're laying on our meals again bro
[04:27:59] yo Jeff people so use your lingo in high school wait what do they say what do they
[04:28:05] say I got you for 10 for am sharp I'll be the first thing you hear so you don't
[04:28:13] think about me hanging snooze what do you mean first thing you hear
[04:28:19] twinkle has a lost pillow build who's lost polos bro dude look at how fast is
[04:28:25] AI responses so cool bro
[04:28:31] finish the last two wins and get cardio. they don't know about my 9th win. this is my 9th
[04:28:41] win imma send it to him. dude this thing, chat i don't even know how i did it bro. i don't
[04:28:48] even know how i did it chat. i pushed myself bro. i've been playing for like 4 hours. only
[04:28:54] a sick person will do that shit bro. 10 out of 10. I still got 11 on 5. I'm gonna end
[04:29:03] the stream and do cardio by the way. I'm gonna end the stream and do cardio. Where's my
[04:29:09] headphones at? I'm gonna eat Yasuo ice cream bar. I'm gonna eat it after the game. I'm
[04:29:13] gonna end the stream like we'll chill a little bit till like 11 and then I'm gonna end the
[04:29:16] stream and do cardio check. Watch out there stream cybers. I know bro. I know. I love
[04:29:24] streams on this. You feel me? I'm from New York. Let me get a big an egg and cheese there for me.
[04:29:37] Wait a second. What are they saying in school about me? Why N bro? Oh I end at 11 every time.
[04:29:45] I gotta do a cardio. I got a train
[04:30:00] Yeah upside I'm thinking was good bro. Yo penguin bro. Where you been bro? You been coming to my streams madly bro. Where you been game?
[04:30:11] You been coming madly man
[04:30:15] Headed out in Mairatou littered.
[04:30:35] Yo, this Jukria guy, bro.
[04:30:38] I had an exam, Poppy.
[04:30:40] Wait, so, upside down, people, are you gonna be in my streams in there early tomorrow or
[04:30:43] no?
[04:30:44] like probably mad early tomorrow after my boxing training. Oh shit I gotta go
[04:30:49] with Jim money to Friday.
[04:30:54] Who cooked my boy? Chad this is the last win bro.
[04:30:57] Chad how you been sparring? I sparred pilot and this white guy yesterday. Hey
[04:31:02] this white guy who was around my height he's been training for a year and he
[04:31:05] said I was he has some I had some pretty I like caught him really good in one of
[04:31:09] those punches. Bro I'm like I don't even my co-slip gassing you know he was like
[04:31:14] I'm really proud of you or some shit like that. That should make me feel good because I I was scared of getting hit bro
[04:31:20] But I realized I'm gonna be like in my bed after playing with my mother's going to be hit
[04:31:24] The letter one hundred one be one me Asian boy
[04:31:28] It literally doesn't even matter if I get hit like if I get hit bad I get hit bad
[04:31:31] It's whatever I'm gonna be in my bed after the fight after I knock out Jason
[04:31:36] I want to be in bed like being like oh, I don't want to get hit
[04:31:39] Or what I want to be in bed knowing that I got hit and try my best, you know I'm saying
[04:31:42] That's the mindset I'm going in with. Yo PrimeJay, think I'm at 100 bits bro.
[04:31:46] One more meet Asian boy bro? I can't bro, I gotta win this last game bro.
[04:31:50] I gotta be great. The last one in check.
[04:31:55] Advocates that bro. No, no, no, no, no. I gotta be great boys. I gotta be great bro.
[04:32:04] matter daddy what does that even mean I thought you was quitting bro now I'm
[04:32:15] not climb Falcon I'm in a good mood right now once I'm on test row I'm gonna
[04:32:20] It's way better
[04:32:32] Get in the bathroom fuck the streets I'm a bitch ass
[04:32:44] I am let's cut bro
[04:32:46] fucking shit I'm crazy bro you're not crazy bro you say your shrooms are
[04:32:50] bros bro you're not good at the game bro bro can't wait for the go-to win bro
[04:32:56] gotta practice your head moving I got some good head movement bro that
[04:33:04] ain't count bro y'all know I got some good head movement bro come on how much
[04:33:11] water left
[04:33:16] you
[04:33:46] you
[04:34:16] you
[04:34:46] you
[04:35:16] you
[04:35:46] You
[04:35:48] You
[04:36:11] Yo Asian Jack you're so attractive bro
[04:36:13] I appreciate you bro, appreciate you god man, appreciate you god man
[04:36:18] Hotest room room all the time bro, thank you guys bro
[04:36:22] Memes of the world for me bro, thank you, thank you
[04:36:25] You guys got me giggling, giggle, giggle, giggle
[04:36:43] We'll love to meet you, bro.
[04:36:56] Y'all would like to meet me, bro?
[04:36:57] Cause I would love to win this last game, bro.
[04:37:01] Y'all think I could do it, bro?
[04:37:02] Be honest, bro.
[04:37:03] Oh my goodness.
[04:37:04] 9K with the gifted Q.
[04:37:05] Oh my goodness.
[04:37:09] 9J with the gifted 212.
[04:37:18] Oh shit.
[04:37:19] What? I'm a girl! I'm a girl!
[04:37:24] Prime underscore J.F.N. just pissed off.
[04:37:27] Pissed on!
[04:37:29] Ninja!
[04:37:31] Whoever trashed you, you thought I saw you in the lobby, bro.
[04:37:33] Trying to trick me and shit.
[04:37:35] I'm not in the mood, bro.
[04:37:37] You trashed him, and he's a child.
[04:37:39] They got nothing on me, boy.
[04:37:41] Watch this.
[04:37:49] BEEE!
[04:37:49] BEEE!
[04:37:50] BEEE!
[04:38:19] No buta buta buta buta
[04:38:32] I knew someone was trying to fly me
[04:38:35] You are a champion bro
[04:38:37] You are a champion bro
[04:38:39] Yeah I just thought that's why
[04:38:41] Yeah I like you to say that
[04:38:43] You are a champion bro
[04:38:45] I don't really see what they mean
[04:38:47] You know how we are, Chad.
[04:38:50] Hey, what are you doing to this talk to you in this three-way shi-
[04:38:53] It's not a new situation that we're in, you know what I'm saying?
[04:39:01] Like, fuck, man! The whole world wants me, dude!
[04:39:04] Is my penis that big, bro? Like, damn, man!
[04:39:07] Fuck, dude! I don't wanna-
[04:39:09] They don't wanna see me win this last game!
[04:39:17] you
[04:39:47] you
[04:40:17] you
[04:40:47] you
[04:41:17] you
[04:41:47] You
[04:42:13] Please do a knee injury bomb
[04:42:17] Nice nobody shouldn't come in this game. We're good boys. Let's go. Let's go. We're winning this game.
[04:42:37] say swear to god
[04:42:44] say swear to god
[04:42:47] oh my god pizza
[04:42:52] oh my god
[04:42:56] omg omg
[04:43:03] I don't want to let you down, I don't want to let you down.
[04:43:10] Well, how are we supposed to make it, bro?
[04:43:12] This guy's getting cringed.
[04:43:18] Stupid.
[04:43:19] Fuck you.
[04:43:20] Fuck you, pussy.
[04:43:28] Hang on.
[04:43:33] So, baby, how are we going to win this last game, bro?
[04:43:44] Just for you guys, bro.
[04:43:45] I'm going to win this last game just for you guys, okay?
[04:43:52] The fun facial features.
[04:43:53] Okay, okay, okay, what do you guys think about my facial features?
[04:43:58] You guys think they're defiant or no?
[04:44:03] Y'all think I look like one of a kind?
[04:44:14] I know I do, I know I do.
[04:44:16] Chiseled, bro!
[04:44:18] Chiseled, dude!
[04:44:21] They both are fine, they fine!
[04:44:24] I'll get it, I'm gonna explain it.
[04:44:28] I'm just ready for these next fricking I'm ready for these stream sabers bro to come
[04:44:46] in come in do something bad of me if you know what I'm saying y'all know what I'm saying
[04:44:52] I'm gonna they're gonna come and do something very very bad of me
[04:44:57] Summer summer is here, bro
[04:45:01] Viewbots gone now. What was it a month and two weeks? I think so. I'm not sure
[04:45:06] Probably like a month, bro. No, probably like three weeks. I wouldn't that it was not a month of view body
[04:45:11] It was probably like three weeks
[04:45:13] But yeah, we're saying we were talking about this earlier. I think I
[04:45:17] I think the viewbotter is like, or I think Twitch cat me at 400 viewers
[04:45:22] Have you all seen me go up to 500 viewers or no?
[04:45:26] Because if you haven't I think like Twitch cat me at 400. I don't know how it's gonna work
[04:45:31] I'm pretty sure they cat me at 400 and
[04:45:34] then
[04:45:36] Yeah, man
[04:45:38] I don't know if anybody has a real app, bro
[04:45:40] Oh, we got 500 rubles.
[04:45:49] I'm getting tired, bro.
[04:45:53] I'm going to sleep after this chat.
[04:45:55] We're going to sleep, boy.
[04:46:03] We're going to sleep.
[04:46:04] You feel me?
[04:46:06] I'm feeling you.
[04:46:09] What did I miss when I was picking y'all?
[04:46:39] Bro, these kids are fucking crazy, bro.
[04:46:46] My god, bro.
[04:46:55] Holy fuck, bro.
[04:47:01] They only want my booty cheeks, gang.
[04:47:04] It's not that big of a progress, gang.
[04:47:07] Look at them, they don't even fight.
[04:47:09] Come and meet me!
[04:47:11] Come on my wall!
[04:47:12] Six seven!
[04:47:14] If you want to kill Jeffrey, clap your hands.
[04:47:18] If you want to kill Jeffrey, clap your hands.
[04:47:22] If you want to kill Jeffrey, if you want to kill Jeffrey, if you want to kill Jeffrey.
[04:47:29] Prime underscore J FN cheer.
[04:47:31] X cheer seven, still up for the 1v1.
[04:47:34] Time under 4J FM 2.
[04:47:37] 4x200.
[04:47:39] Still up for the 1v1.
[04:47:40] I wanna get 4x200.
[04:47:44] Oh, I'm gonna 4x200.
[04:47:47] Yo, Prime, big bit of 200 bits, boy.
[04:47:55] Yo, gang.
[04:48:04] Oh, okay. I love when I blank my people, brothers.
[04:48:30] If you want to kill Jeffrey, clap your hands.
[04:48:33] Boom, boom.
[04:48:34] If you want to kill Jeffrey, clap your hands.
[04:48:37] Come and fuck me in the butt.
[04:48:40] I just want you guys to come.
[04:48:42] Come and kill me in four nights.
[04:48:45] Four nights.
[04:48:47] Come here, bro.
[04:48:48] Stop playing with her.
[04:48:53] shh shh shh
[04:48:56] shh
[04:49:09] wow
[04:49:53] What are you doing?
[04:50:23] chat we gotta win this game chat yo Joe Mari think we're the six viewer rate
[04:50:28] bro did this guy no one guy always comes in the shade that's sick to
[04:50:34] watching me win this W brothers huh y'all think I'm gonna win this game right
[04:50:41] y'all know I'm gonna put down these stream snipers right I'm gonna put these
[04:50:45] kids down. It's like I put that guy down before you feel me? I'm really about that
[04:50:53] life bro. I'm really from New York. They don't know where I was raised and born
[04:50:58] you feel me? Get a permed trust bro? Nah, I think I'm good bro. Guys we can't get a
[04:51:09] to burn until we finish acutine I think. Once we're done with acutine bro, it's
[04:51:17] raptulous world bro. I'm gonna be the sexiest, hottest, beautiful, best
[04:51:25] four-night player box fighter, best boxer cuz I'm gonna beat Jason Lee on
[04:51:31] June 6th. Life's gonna be good bro, you know what I'm saying?
[04:51:36] win for god
[04:51:38] alright
[04:51:42] barad
[04:51:45] barad
[04:51:46] barad
[04:51:49] yo
[04:51:51] you already are a daddy
[04:51:54] yeah, chibuya
[04:51:58] yeah, baby
[04:52:01] barad
[04:52:06] all right
[04:52:18] yo what the hell just happened bro
[04:52:23] some whoa whoa whoa
[04:52:31] stop showing off the macro I'm not
[04:52:34] It's not Matthew, it's Pick-Up.
[04:52:37] It's Squirrel World Pick-Up Chat.
[04:52:41] Shouldn't you guys know this by now?
[04:52:47] Yo, what?
[04:53:01] Hello?
[04:53:04] Is it steaming?
[04:53:15] Yo, this is gotta be racism.
[04:53:23] Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna team up.
[04:54:04] Appo, Appo, Appo, Appo!
[04:54:06] Thank you bro!
[04:54:07] Holy dude!
[04:54:10] I was so annoying!
[04:54:11] Crye underscore J-F-N cheered!
[04:54:13] X100!
[04:54:14] My wide S-E-R is Y-T prime J!
[04:54:17] I said!
[04:54:21] Want some one loooooooooooooon?
[04:54:23] Oh hooooooooo!
[04:54:27] Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
[04:54:30] one someone
[04:54:36] why am rocks here x1
[04:54:38] yo Asian Jeff you have to be on super fast and get it 1.7 million files in a push
[04:54:42] so now you shouldn't be around 300 or 500? okay
[04:54:46] i mean i guess
[04:54:50] you did this
[04:54:54] Because of you!
[04:55:01] All these cams go side.
[04:55:05] Because of your ear.
[04:55:11] You shouldn't have acted that way.
[04:55:14] One, five, four, five.
[04:55:18] The owl's fur.
[04:55:24] I
[04:55:30] Prime under store J FN X 100 my Y FDR is everybody you see
[04:55:39] stays box
[04:55:45] Everybody you see will die do you understand?
[04:55:54] Do you understand the circumstances that you have put yourself in?
[04:56:08] They will all live to see this world crumble.
[04:56:11] No they won't because they're gonna die.
[04:56:14] I was just trying to sound cool and shit.
[04:56:19] Double head, full box, eliminated.
[04:56:21] As a matter of fact, I'll drop my Chug Jug.
[04:56:26] I will not feel bad if I have it one more time.
[04:56:33] You!
[04:56:36] Stay on the mountain, huh?
[04:56:39] You think you're so powerful, don't you?
[04:56:45] Guess what?
[04:56:47] You will die, too.
[04:56:57] The last player remains.
[04:57:13] I got a mushroom, no I got a mushroom I got a mushroom, no I got a mushroom I got a mushroom
[04:57:30] I got a mushroom I got a mushroom, no no no noooo!
[04:57:32] I just worked so hard for nothing!
[04:57:36] I'm under storage at Benji.
[04:57:38] S-100, P-L-S bro.
[04:57:41] Oh my god, bro.
[04:57:43] Do I scam you guys or do I play another game bro?
[04:57:45] It's getting so late, man.
[04:57:48] I just killed all those stream snipers for nothing.
[04:57:52] Oh my god, Chad.
[04:57:58] Do I scam you guys?
[04:57:59] Do I get off?
[04:58:00] Another game, bro?
[04:58:03] I gotta go to sleep, bro!
[04:58:10] Oh my god, bro!
[04:58:14] Oh my god, Sam!
[04:58:18] Can someone please tell me?
[04:58:23] Ooh, the drug dealer is insane!
[04:58:26] When are you coming to my house?
[04:58:28] Please one V1 me, bro.
[04:58:30] first time. Moe Keenie come tomorrow? Yeah, I'll just come. Prime underscore JFN
[04:58:37] cheer. X100, please one V1 V3. We'll get the good tomorrow, if you know you know.
[04:58:42] We'll get the good tomorrow. Damn bro. Well at least we got still trained. That's
[04:58:52] my first time getting a second bro. That's my first time getting second
[04:58:57] Throughout this whole 5 hour stream bro
[04:59:01] Can you believe it?
[04:59:05] Let me text my AI
[04:59:06] Yo
[04:59:07] It's 1028
[04:59:10] I'm still streaming
[04:59:12] I just got second place
[04:59:15] Oh my god
[04:59:20] Go to sleep bro
[04:59:23] The Lance
[04:59:23] The Lance approved this financial decision? No, I don't think so.
[04:59:31] We got 30 minutes, chat.
[04:59:34] If we don't get this win in 30 minutes, I have to end my sharing.
[04:59:38] It's the only way, bro.
[04:59:42] I'm gonna stick to my schedule, chat.
[04:59:53] I need this
[05:00:15] Teach me how to talk teach me teach me how to talk you were live for hours, bro. I know bro
[05:00:20] Jeff because my family is poor now they said I don't deserve a good PC my PC before
[05:00:31] 5090 had to be sold and we got one with a 5080 can I get some extra money so I can upgrade
[05:00:42] back to a 50 90 fuck no bro I am Elon Musk I'm not rich game yo I'm back
[05:00:50] Jeffrey Chong yo what's good at this guy are you gay from your neck this guy I
[05:00:55] just got second place I could have ended stream bro I could have really ended my
[05:00:59] stream but I got second place that a phone image the shame bro the true
[05:01:06] shame but it's all good chat sometimes in life bro you gotta take the L
[05:01:18] you're one of those times well let the shim sabers come again man
[05:01:26] I'm ready for the shim sabers bro I'm not gonna tilt I'm gonna win this game
[05:01:30] That's what I'm gonna do
[05:01:32] You want to go to see you on me guys copy me, bro. That's my wrist line, right there
[05:01:40] That could be a good clip imagine I'm talking to the girl right and I'm like I use that tactic
[05:01:45] I'm like just say you want me and then she just said I want you daddy and
[05:01:50] Then boom the clip ends there with a razor sound. That's like this
[05:01:55] That's a good clip right there
[05:01:57] I'm under score J FN cheer X 100 I thought you said you would one day one
[05:02:04] me bro see see how much clip you just say you want me bro yo why are you
[05:02:15] guys copying me now guys this is just for me not for you guys bro that's my
[05:02:21] wrist line bro to think about it you say just say you want me if they actually
[05:02:25] one year they're gonna say it they're gonna be like I want you daddy you know
[05:02:29] I'm saying instead of playing hard to get how about you play easy to get
[05:02:34] I'm glad I'll never say it again I thought you said you were trying to say you want me girl
[05:02:42] thank you Sloppy I appreciate bro I know you want my bro I'll speak with the I
[05:02:49] I will speak with Kat tonight and tomorrow you might have Maan, tomorrow you might not.
[05:02:56] But I do know one thing though, one thing they come in though.
[05:03:00] Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, radio.
[05:03:07] Why I feel like I'm gonna get streamed if I'm killing this kid?
[05:03:13] That was not worth it.
[05:03:17] Yo my eyes are lowkey getting tired bro, should I go to sleep tonight or should I still do
[05:03:23] cardio?
[05:03:24] Did I eat my red stay bro?
[05:03:28] Let me think this through.
[05:03:30] Wait, let me see my cards charged real quick.
[05:03:33] Gotta make sure my cards charged tonight.
[05:03:38] Exactly one hour till that water cuts.
[05:03:41] What's left so you're waking up to pee?
[05:04:00] Bro, why do I hear Drake outside?
[05:04:06] You hear that?
[05:04:08] you're so weird Alexa are you playing Drake
[05:04:19] oh my god Alexa was playing Drake the whole time what how are you I'm sick of
[05:04:26] the shit bro you motherfucking shitsnipers bros
[05:06:08] I can't bear to watch you anymore.
[05:06:38] and man please I can't do this and won't you pay me too little?
[05:06:41] well what you mean bro?
[05:06:43] prime underscore jfn cheers x100 1v1 me i am broke bc of you
[05:06:51] okay you're gonna have to speak up to my mods bro my mods control everything i do
[05:06:57] prime j i understand you have donated countless dollars of bits bro
[05:07:02] but you have to speak to my mod for permission of one with me i will now handle
[05:07:06] So I will now let her handle this decision.
[05:07:12] Come here.
[05:07:15] Oh my goodness bro, just kill me bro!
[05:07:19] Like, oh my gosh.
[05:07:21] This is emotional here chat.
[05:07:24] You getting a stream sign in the video game?
[05:07:27] If my 9 year old self knew that this was going to happen?
[05:07:29] Wait, how do you say again?
[05:07:31] If your 9 year old self knew you were going to do this, then would you have done it?
[05:07:35] I'm gonna score J FN cheers x100
[05:07:39] 1v1 me, I am bro, BC of you
[05:07:42] Wait what if this is a boring god?
[05:07:43] Trying to tell me that I'm gonna win this game
[05:07:48] Your mom hates you
[05:07:50] You're adopted
[05:07:51] Fuck bro, why am I mad bro?
[05:07:54] Why am I actually getting mad bro?
[05:07:57] Oh my god bro
[05:07:59] I'm hiding my screen next game
[05:08:01] I have to win this
[05:08:03] I can't give up
[05:08:04] I can't give up
[05:08:05] I'm not sure. I'm gonna measure. No, no.
[05:08:10] Prime underscore JF-100, please log.
[05:08:24] That'll be the second level.
[05:08:35] Thank you, twitch man for stopping my view bots bro. I
[05:08:48] Why you take chop pictures? Oh
[05:08:55] Y'all want to see good pictures bro
[05:09:00] There's a good picture check
[05:09:05] How about that is that a good picture? No
[05:09:13] Is that a good picture? What about this one right here?
[05:09:27] Yeah
[05:09:30] I know you guys like that photo bro
[05:09:33] Ice cream when it's 10 bro, but I have to bro. I'm gonna go to cardio office. Oh
[05:09:40] This is when I went to the pool on a Friday
[05:09:44] Y'all want to see this Friday picture? Oh, you should
[05:09:55] Yeah
[05:10:00] I went to the pool on Friday, bro
[05:10:03] So we're eating ice cream. No, it's low calorie ice cream, bro
[05:10:16] Want to get lunch this week if you pay for me. Yeah
[05:10:20] He's bokeh I am bokeh
[05:10:25] I am bokeh, bro. I just thought about something
[05:10:28] My Chad never talks to each other. They only talk to me, bro
[05:10:34] Isn't that crazy?
[05:10:37] Y'all only talking to me, bro
[05:10:48] Big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog big dog
[05:10:56] Yeah I'm looking like, yeah I used to talk to the true FN bro, wait where did the true
[05:11:03] FN even go?
[05:11:04] I swear that guy is gone now, who built up a low community bro, me and you chat, we
[05:11:19] did this shit bro.
[05:11:21] Shoot, they didn't shoot, FN used to be a number one blazer for me.
[05:11:25] He just disappeared, bro.
[05:11:28] Hopefully Kat didn't deny his Vanderbust.
[05:11:32] Kat, this is one guy that's been like trying to get him banned, and he used to be a very
[05:11:38] core viewer.
[05:11:39] I don't know the number one Zayn would.
[05:11:43] Jeff, I started Charlie Wing.
[05:11:47] I don't even know what that means, bro.
[05:11:53] You know what? He posted in the comment that he got banned.
[05:11:58] Dude, you guys did not start to troll me when I started it.
[05:12:06] Where's flip flop walk? That's up to that penguin.
[05:12:11] Wait, is that not upside down penguin?
[05:12:13] Who's some like who's some viewers that were in the scene but left bro?
[05:12:21] Peachy Queen with a decent one bro.
[05:12:31] Big boss.
[05:12:32] Big boss.
[05:12:33] Big boss.
[05:12:34] Big boss.
[05:12:35] Big boss.
[05:12:36] Big boss.
[05:12:37] Big ball, big ball, big ball, big ball, toilet, young tire man, no, no, that's all in life.
[05:12:53] How do you win the Chinese?
[05:13:06] Yo chat, peachy queen AI by the way.
[05:13:12] Wait, how do you connect that shot?
[05:13:14] That's a 6-7 shot right there bro.
[05:13:24] That's that horror one.
[05:13:27] This guy could not keep me good.
[05:13:38] bro we see you bro bro we see you bro you're not slinging no I'm gold yo chat
[05:13:56] what use your chat what use should I buy oh my god we could buy a big pot chat
[05:14:06] yo guys what kills should I buy bro? oh I'm stuck on the vending machine I can't
[05:14:13] get out
[05:14:19] big bomb big bomb big bomb big bomb huh what there's someone behind me no way it is
[05:14:36] I shot bro, I don't want to hurt you
[05:14:42] I shot bro, I don't want to hurt you bro. We'll buy here the chat. We got guns boy
[05:15:06] No cat, I don't think so.
[05:15:23] I called closer today bro, he's gonna do my driver's course for me bro.
[05:15:28] Wait where's my pole sips?
[05:15:34] the other one at
[05:15:40] Oh
[05:15:50] Damn this is a three-way attack
[05:15:52] Holy fuck
[05:16:01] Where'd my ice cream go
[05:16:03] That was my money sign.
[05:16:07] I'm giving my money, bro. I don't even pay that shit, bro.
[05:16:09] This is so scammy.
[05:16:14] Bro, it's the same kids at every game, bro.
[05:16:19] I was eating ice cream. I wasn't trying.
[05:16:25] Wait, where's my post-it?
[05:16:29] I have one more post-it for stuff I need to do.
[05:16:33] I got money right here, but at least I hid my screen chat.
[05:16:48] I literally hid my screen bro, there's just two advanced bro, I don't know what to tell
[05:16:52] you.
[05:16:55] I don't want to scam you guys bro, but it's actually getting really hard when you're the
[05:17:00] motion man bro it's just hard bro I'm like really good little kids bro like
[05:17:07] they just want to kill me cuz I'm Asian Jaffa I don't blame them trap I'm
[05:17:13] I'm really good little kids bro
[05:17:18] wait why you guys guys like I'm really good little kids like I like bro like
[05:17:25] kids just like where's my post it
[05:17:30] I have this one right here. Where's the other one?
[05:17:33] I bought so much shit out of it.
[05:17:41] Holds right here.
[05:17:56] Put on 10 min delay.
[05:18:00] I mean, if it gets bad, we can put it on.
[05:18:04] If I need to find my whoop man, bro.
[05:18:07] Dude, where's all my shit at?
[05:18:11] Oh, I'm on my whoop man.
[05:18:18] I was wearing those pants.
[05:18:22] If I could find those pants, it's all the way to the toilet.
[05:18:26] Okay, we gotta win this game, chat.
[05:18:27] chat I might have to get this win tomorrow bro if it won't get the win I
[05:18:31] won't scan you guys but it's getting really late unless this is the last one
[05:18:40] bro absolutely recon merch tough bro it is bro
[05:18:53] Guys, this is the last one mindset bro mindset. You're winning every game what happened, bro. I don't know. I guess I just fell off, bro
[05:19:04] One same guy he backed out that's insane
[05:19:09] Yo, your mom is so good. I love your mom. She raised such a good person
[05:19:15] Hope you turn into a good person one day
[05:19:19] Your mom is so gorgeous
[05:19:22] yo why am I actually being rid of them? is this a roid rage chat and my roid rage
[05:19:28] in hell? I'm not even on steroids bro. when I'm on steroids bro it's over for you
[05:19:34] all man. bro theme yesterday bro. let me take y'all back man first nothing like
[05:19:46] like that. Heart, yeah, she was in my math class. You're getting the storm effect. You
[05:19:53] play, you play go first, you're getting the enemy in your coach. Yeah, I think I'm getting
[05:19:58] fatigue, girl. I'm telling you, bro, I need some Adderill or something, bro. Guys, if
[05:20:09] you guys give me Adderill, bro, I swear I can win, bro.
[05:20:16] You're so good kid keep it up brother you're gonna make it one day
[05:20:46] Bro, can I scratch my eyes now?
[05:21:10] Holy fuck.
[05:21:15] The way you guys play is so weird bro.
[05:21:17] Like you guys don't even fight. This is pussy shit.
[05:21:34] I'm gonna fight you guys. You have to trash. I'm killing all of you.
[05:21:36] You know, it's all my fault.
[05:21:38] Pull off!
[05:21:40] Look at you. You don't even know where you're looking. Trash can.
[05:21:42] Trash cans y'all are so bad. I'm locking in. No, it's over. I'm gonna fight every single one of you last-chain stubborn
[05:21:49] I will not let you guys ever touch me ever again. You understand me?
[05:21:55] You pop this big I'll put you guys now. Yep. Go ahead
[05:22:07] Where you gonna go? Oh that was good. That was actually really good. I like that
[05:22:12] But you see the problem with that is you instant edited right there you want to kill up
[05:22:17] You know I'm saying if you kill love you could have had a way better chance because I already got your week
[05:22:22] I know that you have a you get internet on me and die
[05:22:26] I'm holding my gun out right or two you keep playing weird what you didn't do so that you broke the first rule for me
[05:22:31] You gotta play weird
[05:22:33] Well, you see I got five right thing down, right?
[05:22:35] But he thinks that I'm gonna kill up
[05:22:38] But you gotta play weird you gotta play weird outside of the forner rules
[05:22:42] you know what you gotta sometimes you don't heal sometimes you have to
[05:22:46] just fight you know I'm saying so I played weird
[05:22:51] because he thought I was gonna heal which is why he activated the brain into
[05:22:55] shockwaving into me but he didn't know that I could take that opportunity and
[05:23:00] really just heal up you know I'm saying so it's all in the
[05:23:04] situation of the game you see so those two
[05:23:06] stream snipers those are the main stream snipers now now now you can finally have our perfect
[05:23:13] normally game and that there's one more stream sniper but I do think that that was all the
[05:23:19] stream snipers in the game chat let's get some Ws in chat now we gotta lock in and win
[05:23:29] the shit bro okay so we can get off we didn't scan our chat we got 10 we're gonna win give
[05:23:36] me going from you look at it look at it need display for me oh that's a
[05:23:50] 4-night player right there. Not these shitty ass stream towers. Yeah, life is good. Life is good,
[05:23:59] bro. First, yeah, nothing in my math class. Tom was about to text me, track. Whoop Alarm. Oh,
[05:24:13] know I don't have the loop alone bro this cancel culture needs to be shop wait
[05:24:21] crash no what do you mean what happens X me trying to merge X make my bed size
[05:24:25] what you mean bro we're winning the game chat y'all didn't realize that right
[05:24:34] guys we're winning this year bro you guys got to believe in me bro
[05:24:46] water oh my god
[05:24:54] Yo, where's my aim, gang?
[05:25:10] 150, that's crazy, bro!
[05:25:17] 150 from a body shot?
[05:25:20] Yo, who's this guy feeling like, bro?
[05:25:23] He was not that guy, pal, alright?
[05:25:27] Watch, I'ma show you what.
[05:25:29] Whoa, Bob!
[05:25:31] No, stop.
[05:25:32] Don't even do this to me right now, bro.
[05:25:34] I just worked so hard.
[05:25:36] I will not die to these peasants, bro.
[05:25:38] I will not back down!
[05:25:42] Never give up, never what?
[05:25:44] Never back down!
[05:25:47] oh my god it's worked so hard bro for nothing bro
[05:25:54] hmm should have just played that smarter let me think sleep or be a man and win the game
[05:26:07] One more game needs 5 more chance numbers.
[05:26:17] Will it make me feel good?
[05:26:19] Will it make me feel good if I win one more game?
[05:26:27] Yo, Super Bro, I appreciate you, bro.
[05:26:32] Thank you, bro.
[05:26:33] Made $800 the last one for thank you, bro. I appreciate bro
[05:26:37] Thank you, bro. I appreciate you guys man
[05:26:41] I'm gonna play like in this game. I
[05:26:43] Really need to win this shit, bro. I can't I can't leave bro. I have to win this shit
[05:26:50] Is that y'all first time too or no
[05:26:54] Dude, I'm taking out the music tag. I swear to God
[05:26:58] Tag I won the shit, bro. Yo, don't be weird, bro
[05:27:03] Bro, what is your bed size?
[05:27:05] It's a king size bed.
[05:27:06] For kings like me, you know what I'm saying?
[05:27:09] I'm a king, of course, so...
[05:27:11] That's why, that's why I got a king size bed.
[05:27:13] And shit, you feel me?
[05:27:18] First, nothing in my math class.
[05:27:20] Girl with a fat ass.
[05:27:25] I got nothing with a...
[05:27:26] That's it, that's it, that's it.
[05:27:27] I swear to god, verbata, that's just filming.
[05:27:30] That's why she hit the back of my car.
[05:27:33] It's got the police officer, bro.
[05:27:44] I have a twin.
[05:27:45] Is that good?
[05:27:46] Because I have no social better, you know, I'm not in a lot.
[05:27:52] I've been streaming for six hours, bro.
[05:27:55] I think this is the time where I need to end, bro.
[05:27:57] But I'm pushing for you guys, man.
[05:27:59] I'm doing this for you guys, bro.
[05:28:01] I'm doing it for myself. I need to accomplish this win so I can go to sleep knowing that I'm him. You know what I'm saying?
[05:28:11] Jeff, my name is Jeff XD. By the way, be Jason after me. I'll try my best, bro. I
[05:28:17] Will try my best to knock him up
[05:28:20] Don't worry
[05:28:22] I will try my absolute hardest.
[05:28:36] glass is complimenting your eyes.
[05:29:02] Guys I'm my client I think I'm gonna get off bro.
[05:29:04] I need to go train, bro.
[05:29:08] I'm not even trying to be like, I'm sitting in a queue waiting for 3 minutes right now, bro.
[05:29:12] And I'm gonna get streamed by 5 kids, bro.
[05:29:15] Is there even a point to keep going, chat?
[05:29:17] Can I just end my stream? I'm supposed to end my stream in 2 minutes anyways.
[05:29:21] Trinck at midnight is crazy. No, it's at 11.
[05:29:25] I have to chat.
[05:29:27] It's the only way.
[05:29:33] I hope you guys can understand.
[05:29:34] mine said bro oh my god we got in a game
[05:29:41] I'm hiding my screen
[05:29:48] I'm hiding my screen and winning this shit
[05:29:52] we got this shit bro we can do this shit bro
[05:29:54] What's the organize?
[05:30:24] I
[05:30:54] ah
[05:31:18] Last game chat we can do this
[05:31:22] Guess where we landed out of all spots chat.
[05:31:29] We landed god damn wonky in the door.
[05:31:35] Look at who we're fighting early.
[05:31:38] The boss.
[05:31:40] I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down, it's like multiple vision, I'm going to box
[05:31:59] skin, I'm going to box, then I'm going to get out of this, I'm going to get out of this,
[05:32:05] I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed.
[05:32:07] 250 gold.
[05:32:10] One more guy, one more guy.
[05:32:13] Good, I'm clean.
[05:32:18] Low crack right there, that's what you do now.
[05:32:31] Where you go?
[05:32:35] why did i feel like he's still here chat yo this guy is shitting me out man
[05:32:53] i knew it oh shit
[05:33:00] I shouldn't have been here.
[05:33:07] Two other kits on brother.
[05:33:11] Let's go baby.
[05:33:12] I told you I said top left and then.
[05:33:15] How did you guys know bro?
[05:33:24] bro why is he so passionate bro 2026 and it's arena bro you cannot be this
[05:33:36] passionate gang holy fuck he's gotta be in the building right
[05:33:44] I
[05:33:51] Brother cannot be as fast and since I was going up. Let's fight bro. Come on. I'll fight you know
[05:33:59] I'll fight you know, baby, bro. Come on
[05:34:01] bro you're so bad kid what's the song called bro too I'm so fucking sick of
[05:34:18] this shit bro I just want to win this fucking game so I can get off man oh my
[05:34:22] fucking god dude I'm a fucking I'm gonna get mad bro and when I get mad bro
[05:34:29] It's over bro.
[05:34:31] Hit mark.
[05:34:32] Ah shit.
[05:34:37] I just wanna wait. I just wanna wait.
[05:34:42] Wait, I know what to do.
[05:34:43] I gotta stretch on the bed.
[05:34:45] I gotta stretch on the bed.
[05:34:59] I'm gonna stretch him to bed.
[05:35:03] You playing dead cut tomorrow?
[05:35:05] Of course bro, of course.
[05:35:07] I'm gonna stretch him to bed.
[05:35:29] of
[05:35:37] of
[05:35:41] the
[05:35:43] I
[05:35:51] Got a search
[05:36:13] That should help me win the game.
[05:36:35] That should help me win the game.
[05:36:37] Haha bro, Charlie Wing is coming bro.
[05:36:40] Bro, Charlie Wing is not coming.
[05:36:43] You're always doing some bullshit.
[05:36:45] Bro, it's fucking stretching
[05:36:47] and I just want nine games, you fucking idiot.
[05:36:49] I'm gonna fucking kill you, bro.
[05:36:51] Holy fuck, I'm actually getting tight, in game.
[05:36:54] Fucking pussy.
[05:36:55] Acknowledge that I want nine games, you little bitch.
[05:36:58] Fuck, dude.
[05:36:59] Fuck off!
[05:37:00] Ah!
[05:37:03] I'm gonna rip my hair out, man.
[05:37:06] Fucking pussy.
[05:37:07] Just join the stream.
[05:37:09] Just join the stream, bro.
[05:37:09] You know, see what I've been through, bro.
[05:37:12] Fucking pussy.
[05:37:13] Game's fucking strange now bro. Fuck you.
[05:37:17] When did this fucking game go to sleep?
[05:37:20] You always need some bullshit.
[05:37:24] I'm not talking to you guys, I'm just gonna clip on.
[05:37:27] There's no point to talk to you guys.
[05:37:32] I'm gonna fire me one!
[05:37:34] Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait.
[05:37:36] 100!
[05:37:37] 100!
[05:37:39] Yup, I'm gonna get a noise complaint.
[05:37:41] that's crazy I play it good when I'm louder bro
[05:37:45] come here 11 p.m. by the way
[05:37:50] oh my god oh my god oh my goodness
[05:38:11] I
[05:39:11] I knew stretching was better for me. I knew stretching was better for me
[05:39:19] Come on, let's do that to you boys
[05:39:22] 200 to me 200 that should be a bed. I
[05:39:27] Knew stretching was better for me, bro. I just have to move my body bro. I
[05:39:32] Obviously, I'm gonna start playing bad. If I don't move my body. I'm gonna play better, bro
[05:39:37] Bro, I can't do it!
[05:39:39] Write the shit down, write the shit down, bro.
[05:39:42] Stretch body when getting stream sniped.
[05:39:50] Stretch body when getting stream sniped.
[05:39:54] Holy shit.
[05:39:57] Stretch body when getting stream sniped.
[05:39:59] You're ATL you're ATL I got a text from Tomo bro he's in my ass bro
[05:40:28] Okay, hold up.
[05:40:51] Party your time.
[05:40:52] Send me a video or a pic when you're done.
[05:40:55] I'm still shooting.
[05:40:58] I'm still shimming.
[05:40:59] I'm about to win this last game and get off.
[05:41:02] I'm about to win this last game and get off.
[05:41:05] These shim sembers were pissing me off.
[05:41:08] Give me a second.
[05:41:12] Also, my bedtime, my wind down time.
[05:41:16] My wind down time is 12.15.
[05:41:18] Write that down.
[05:41:21] 10 minutes jump rope, 10 seconds of 30 seconds sprint.
[05:41:27] 3 rounds of shadow boxing
[05:41:39] I'm pushing a card, trying to... 11-30
[05:41:41] Sharp to give you time to finish seeing me, don't waste it
[05:41:44] Okay, yes sir
[05:41:46] Try looking at my boy bro, he's texting me in the shade bro
[05:41:49] Was that your neighbor texting you? No, no, no
[05:41:51] It's this AI that keeps me accountable bro
[05:41:54] I found it on 6th house
[05:41:56] search up bishshuckafuckupandlockin.com
[05:41:59] or bishlockin.com
[05:42:01] or some shit like that
[05:42:03] if you get a two-posit
[05:42:05] but you gotta pay like 80 dollars like
[05:42:08] you gotta pay 80 dollars a year
[05:42:10] for it to talk to you
[05:42:12] bro it's texting AI
[05:42:13] bro it helps me bro
[05:42:15] i'm not down with this shit
[05:42:17] bro i saw on tiktok bro
[05:42:20] 80 bro yeah but it's yearly bro
[05:42:21] you could pay either 19 dollars and 99 cents a month
[05:42:24] Or you could pay $80 a year with your cheater.
[05:42:41] Why'd you pop the footfish?
[05:42:42] Why'd you pop it?
[05:42:43] Why'd you pop it?
[05:42:44] Why did you pop it?
[05:42:49] Bad.
[05:42:51] Good.
[05:42:53] One.
[05:42:54] up down two up down
[05:43:01] three up down
[05:43:07] one up down two up down three up down
[05:43:19] You gave me some bros paying $80 to talk to EA, at least pay for a real friend.
[05:43:25] Bro, it helps me, bro.
[05:43:29] Wait, when he says 30 seconds sprint, let me send him a voice message.
[05:43:39] Yo, when you say 30 seconds sprint, when you say 30 seconds sprint, when you say 30
[05:43:48] second sprint. When you say 30 seconds sprint, like, how does it work? Like it says 10 rounds
[05:44:02] of 30 seconds sprint. So do I have to full on 30 seconds sprint and then I rest for 30
[05:44:08] seconds and then go again or how does it work? I just sent him a voice message. Do you
[05:44:14] I think he'll be able to listen to it and backstack for what I said.
[05:44:21] I'm gonna finish him off and get that streak.
[05:44:23] I'm winning on that video at 11.30.
[05:44:27] 30 seconds all out sprint then 30 seconds left.
[05:44:29] That's one round.
[05:44:31] Do 10.
[05:44:33] Do 10.
[05:44:34] Times.
[05:44:35] Straight.
[05:44:36] No breaks.
[05:44:37] You should be gassed after round 5.
[05:44:41] After the sprint, hit the shadowbox and for 3 rounds of 3 minutes each, we're 1 minute
[05:44:46] rest in between rounds.
[05:44:53] Slurpee, what are you talking about bro?
[05:44:55] Jeff, can you pay me $8 a year to be your friend?
[05:44:58] Uh, 50 gifted bro, gosh.
[05:45:00] What about I win this last game boys?
[05:45:03] Are you guys happy or no?
[05:45:06] We're winning this last game bro, and we're going to sleep.
[05:45:11] It's up. What are you talking about bro?
[05:45:15] There's a guy right there.
[05:45:19] This glasses is hurting my fricking side of my ear bro.
[05:45:23] I'm telling you the same thing Bloomy's talking to you.
[05:45:27] Yeah but the AI actually helps bro.
[05:45:31] You gotta understand that.
[05:45:35] The AI actually helps, bro.
[05:45:52] Like no trouble, the AI actually helps, bro.
[05:45:57] Is it possible with that, bro?
[05:45:59] No, but the AI actually helps, bro.
[05:46:05] B.R.A.T.E.L.
[05:46:06] B.R.A.T.E.L.
[05:46:07] Like I have this Bible app, are you going to say the Bible app doesn't help me because
[05:46:12] it's placebo?
[05:46:13] No, the Bible app actually helps too.
[05:46:18] I get what you're talking about bro, you're just like blooming but like, I know where
[05:46:22] you're talking about.
[05:46:24] You're mad beautiful bro, I know bro, I'm so sexy and gorgeous, the chat's half debated.
[05:46:33] Where are these kids at man?
[05:46:34] I want to win this game and go to sleep
[05:46:39] JT the joint bro, what do you think about my face looks beautiful bro? I want to ask for your opinion
[05:46:54] Question mark what what what's the question brother?
[05:46:58] can you hurry up and shim's like a goon bro i goon today bro i did not feel good bro
[05:47:09] but it wasn't a goon it was a goon to my girl bro and i don't need to do that a lot
[05:47:15] like right in front of her bro i whipped it out bro and i started choking that down bro
[05:47:22] That shit was not good.
[05:47:24] Bro!
[05:47:25] Stop.
[05:47:26] Don't do this to me.
[05:47:30] Stop.
[05:47:31] You're not doing this shit to me right now.
[05:47:46] Bro, you are not doing this shit to me.
[05:47:52] give me that shit boy give me that shit boy you're not doing this to me bro you're not
[05:48:07] going to get me too you're all done in
[05:48:18] to me to me next it okay whatever you say whatever you say I'll do okay I got you
[05:48:22] I got you my brother. Yo, you never told me where you never told me why I'm beautiful
[05:48:34] joint I'm still waiting for the answer bro
[05:48:43] tell me why I'm beautiful now boy
[05:49:04] I know nothing George dummy
[05:49:20] You know that mythic pump boy, you don't deserve it
[05:49:24] Not good in your hands boy. You know how long I've been waiting for this moment to win this game
[05:49:31] You know what I have to suffer and go through even when I didn't want to do it
[05:49:38] You know what I'm gonna do after I win this game. I'm not just gonna go to sleep shower
[05:49:43] I'm gonna go downstairs
[05:49:46] And I'm gonna train with this fight
[05:49:50] That's right
[05:49:52] See chat mean you we're not the same, bro
[05:49:55] You guys think I would just be comfortable?
[05:50:02] No, I did a 6-hour shroom today, of non-stop solo arena.
[05:50:09] That's right, and now we're about to finish it.
[05:50:17] Now, we are about to win every single game.
[05:50:35] That's alright guys.
[05:50:37] You see, not everyone can be like me.
[05:50:41] I'm actually one of a kind.
[05:50:44] That's alright.
[05:50:47] I'm beautiful, I'm magnificent, I'm gorgeous, I'm going to win this game!
[05:51:12] Yeah, the next person I see will be dead, on my route.
[05:52:12] I'm not messing around Jack. I will get this win and I will go to sleep a winner
[05:52:25] After all the suffering I've been through
[05:52:30] I'll put the rest of these kids down
[05:52:33] No matter what it takes
[05:52:37] Because that's who I am found him
[05:52:40] Activating, kill switch mode, turning on.
[05:52:52] One more person.
[05:53:01] You are the last guy.
[05:53:05] How do you feel?
[05:53:06] Are you scared of what's going to happen my friend?
[05:53:36] You won't come up on me!
[05:53:40] You think you can catch up with me?
[05:53:43] Sure you have to do all it for!
[05:54:36] Finally, chap.
[05:54:43] He did it.
[05:54:57] The tenth and final wins.
[05:55:05] only did it the 10th and final win man it took him a minute bro but now we must
[05:55:16] That's a nice stream.
[05:55:21] Wow guys.
[05:55:26] Alright boys.
[05:55:36] Wow man.
[05:55:37] What a blast bro.
[05:55:39] I had a lot of fun chat.
[05:55:41] Especially towards the end bro.
[05:55:44] chat
[05:55:47] Is that time of the year
[05:55:49] We accomplished our goal six hours of non-stop solarina you guys can go in the bottom upload it for y'all if y'all want to wash it
[05:55:57] It's facts. We played
[05:56:00] six hours
[05:56:02] Of solarina bro all by yourself today for 400 views almost 500. Yo, stop you brother. Cap me at 400 bro. It's over bro
[05:56:11] It's five hours. No Jeff guys. I gotta go bro
[05:56:14] I gotta go train bro.
[05:56:17] I'ma go to sleep chat.
[05:56:20] I love you guys man.
[05:56:24] I really do chat.
[05:56:25] I really do love you guys bro.
[05:56:27] But it's time for me to get off man.
[05:56:34] It's time for me to get off boys.
[05:56:35] Alright boys, don't be sad bro, I'll be live tomorrow alright?
[05:56:40] And for the dual situation, I don't know who we're doing with bro.
[05:56:43] I love you guys, man
[05:56:45] Appreciate y'all love you Papa. Y'all haven't hope you're good and tornado, bro. Have a good night. Good night boys
[05:56:50] On my lips cook. They're cool. All right boys. I am my stream
[05:56:54] I gotta go downstairs and train my ass yelling at me and shit
[05:56:59] You want to know what it said? Look at this shit
[05:57:05] Read that read that chat
[05:57:10] 10 games
[05:57:13] you
[05:57:43] you