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We're good champ.
We're good champ.
I just kinda show you off a finster.
Yo chat was good. I know I went live no more viewbots. I fucking hate you
Jeff what's on your shoulders, bro? I don't know I sparred today
listen, bro
The reason I went live 30 minutes chat before the tournament
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I cooked both my meals that I have to eat, so I don't have to cook tonight.
I only got to make a snack, and I got to pinball my lip.
Nice.
Nice. I'm done. Here we go again.
Bro, you got so chopped.
Bro, fix the title. What's wrong with the title?
And nice. We have 400 viewers.
The fucking view bots? View bots? Yes, Chad.
We're getting view by it, but we are captured 400 viewers. That's right. We're only captured 400 viewers, man
It's tough out here, bro
But it's all good because at the end of the day chat we got muscle
And that's really what matters filming. Let's get on a warm up for the tourney filming
Shall we call up in the step called you wet
What happened to you and Jason the lean? I'm not me on Jason the leader
I'm not here. If you guys don't want to see my progress go to my snap story
Go to my snap story, bro. If you guys want to see my progress today, let me just you know
I'll just I'll show you guys a photo
So chat we got this photo right here
And then we got this photo right here.
Who's more locked in, Jack?
The first photo or the second photo?
Wait what is happening on my arm? Why is it red bro? I think I have who's more locked
in chat? The first photo or the second photo? Yo Jeff the second photo that's what I'm
saying. Okay let's try the chicken thighs that I air fried hopefully it's not raw. Three,
Two, one, go!
Ooh, do you see the steam coming out?
Can you guys hear me, Giddy?
Yup!
Honestly looks decent. Yep. I'm looking my viewer count right now. We're capped at 455
We're close guys twitch nerf me
We're close
You're a view by I know you're in stream, bro. I
Don't know what I can do bro
The view by the twitch nerf me bro. I see that the view by a motor right now. Yeah
Motor's getting view body do they nurse me check they put me down bro
Only a 500 viewers chat you are so zesty by the way your bands
All right, I need a warm up guys how many points do we need today anybody know I
Just kind of show you up a fence
Who that can store your flow say you sort of got boot up and has freaking 5000 million viewers now
No, no, no listen listen. I know the view bar is in the stream right now because I don't just pull 500 viewers
normally
As soon as I start my shooting.
I actually just you know what I do chat I pull like 300 viewers
I talk for like two seconds and then it drops down to 150
So that's what so I know i'm getting view bottom right now bro
How wild can you drive a car well look at my snap story exclamation mark snapchat in chat
I was actually driving in the rain today bro. I was actually driving in the rain today chat
I was it's still raining outside. I think it's a little bit sunnier now
But chat I was I was driving in the rain today, bro. And let's just say bro. I was locked in the whole ride
All right, let's just lot. Let's just say we were locked in but guys. I'm not showered
We got a tourney in 30 minutes
Guess what time I woke up today. What happened Jeff? What happened Jeff? You were doing well before I had to sleep
Dude to be honest, bro, my life has been juggled a lot right now, but I got it fixed
Tonight after the call blew me
I'm gonna like max so that's what's happening
you
you
you
you
you
You
Because life is all about life maxing, you know, okay Jefferson versus Jason the lead battle that is
Y'all not the line, bro
Your mic sounds like ass
I need far away.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, all right I need, I need, I need.
Yo, Jason ain't locked in, you got, you locked it,
bro I'm not gonna lie, I went six rounds today,
three minutes each bro, and I got gas at the end bro.
I got my shit gas at the end chat, you feel me,
I'm gonna eat your, chat I'm gonna eat,
I gotta finish his meals in,
just have energy.
You're made up and daddy made in the motherfucking chat.
Not in the brown games.
I gotta get some energy bro.
You like the picture on my ass?
Maka-Lai?
This actually looks really sick.
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
Hello?
No, this actually looks really sick.
Hello?
This is actually a picture of another man.
Hello?
Is it bad? I mean, I pictures myself on my wall.
Maybe that's-
This is not allowed, though.
But it's obviously-
Like, this is from-
Oh, you guys can't even see it.
This is from-
You got-
Yeah, no
I'm not sending this message to my boy bro
No way!
How do I miss that?
I just have no shield bro
No way! How do I miss that?
I just have no steel throws.
I can't like send nothing to my painter brother.
Why are you hiding from me?
Bax, go to play stream low cave.
Y'all think Clay's V boss bro?
Hey, go sweet.
Here's my theory.
I think he has 3,000 real viewers and the rest is all V-Buddy.
Hey what the fuck?
I need to shave your beard.
Sorry I was in this money.
Is the mousepad super speed or like super slide or what?
Whatever let me know clicks.
Is it super speed or super slide?
I don't know. I mean I've been playing on it for my whole fucking life.
How do you know if the mousepad I'm on is super speed or super slide?
for slime his chatbot as well no guys I think you got 10k viewers but twitch
nerfing you they are definitely nerfing me
Yeah, they're definitely nerfing me how you doing yo pilot how you doing this is
my favorite streamer chat the bokeh in the easier listen to me listen to me the
The AI that I've been talking to right Blitz? I don't know if you know I'm...
I don't know, I don't know if you've seen that I've been talking to AIs.
But at 4pm, instead of waiting until later to cook meal 3,
I can cook meal 2 and meal 3 at the same time and eat them both,
and then I only have to eat my snack tonight.
That's what the AI told me, and it literally made sense bro.
I can make 2 meals and eat them both at the same time.
But it's just gonna take me a minute.
How did the fuck did you know bro?
You're the last one
He's doing great bro, 80k, well I watched it before bro, so we have a little bit of profit bro
A little bit of profit
And Asian Death got removed, by Snowy they can't even type in the chat
What?
I'm confused
No, by the side it's so negative bro, I swear
I used to run six vans with you, say oh god
But I cheated in my test in school and I got 80 and above
He bout the peptide you see no I didn't buy shit. I didn't spend money this week
Yo, should I eat this hard rice or no?
Cuz I fucked up I made rice last night
But I had to keep it on warm sending the whole time the whole night and then I woke up today
And I was like, you know, I'm gonna unplug it
So now some of my rice and I did the blitz method, right?
Now some of my rice is like hard and some of it is good. I think I fucked up. I
Know how to fight Jason bro. I already have a game plan. I
Have a game plan chat. I'm gonna knock him out
How you fell on my mother?
I
Guys I don't know how to make it so I can eat before stream and then stream
My schedule is so busy
Well, I virtually good
He knocked me he knocked me the fuck out
What am I goals, bro is get so rich so I can pay someone to cook for me
So I don't have to like I can come home to like made food already. Oh
spend my time cooking
Try and get time to make in the food that's man-knowing do was it called I
I went to the gym before I went to buy this I woke up at 9 50 a.m. Today. I did so much shit or 9 15
Actually was 945
Was the placement yesterday it was not good, bro. We fell off in that towards the end of the tournament
You have another job except for shimmy
I'm going back to you go to the ball
Let me that's gonna be the goal. I sent it to my AI. I was thinking about it while I'm cooking
I'm gonna get so rich. I'm gonna make eight figures
I'm gonna offload my cooking to a person and that'll help me so much
You need four six ones, but I like where bro. I already visualized it bro
Go!
Amid, they're gonna turn for 54 months.
I mean fairy out e3 just free sub for 15
I've been studying all along man.
No man I have no more chicken bro.
We're cooked.
I guess I don't want to cook.
Say one duo bro.
I mean I'm down and play Viper again.
If we get 4 under 60 points today.
And then thank you so much for the 54 months sub bro.
Yo the writes are not easy to make bro.
Like take the fucking train take the fuck off the car the band came into the
tank for the first of this month
I don't know what I'm doing
I'm a soul it's 500 wait what 500 what bro you still getting viewbot I know
bro the viewbotter just loves me dude he wants to see me win but chat we're
We're getting viewbotted only 500 viewers because of twitch captains bro.
I can't believe they just think that I can only average 500 viewers.
That's crazy.
Like twitch bro, I know you're watching right now bro.
The fact that you all think I only have 500 viewers is crazy bro.
I have way more views than that.
Then you lock in 500 moose bro.
That's light work bro.
I'm not in line.
We're either going to be the greatest 49 players today or we're going to speedrun that shit.
That's all I'm gonna say right now
This might be a short stream chat because I look you might like I'm still shooting for you guys, but I have to life mask bro
Okay, what's the plan for tonight
What if one day you blow be will still be at 500 viewers, I don't know bro twitch is just
Well, I don't know they just can't mean a 500 bro. I don't know what's wrong with them. That's so disrespectful, bro
who made look at look at text messages so you know I'm not texting someone guys
do you see pilot one of a hundred K in gambling today I was dude I didn't get a
gambling deal bro I sure would help me so much but I don't know man
I
This summer and all gambling to risk me money
If you gamble smart, I mean, I don't like gambling though if I'm if I'm gambling is gotta be with a deal
It's not with my own money. I know that for sure
But you don't promote enough bro, bro, give me a gambling deal bro. It'll help me so much
But I feel like you guys will hate me if I gamble
Some people don't like it. I don't like it. I'd only do it if I had to deal with not I would never game on my own money
But I will be honest the side effects of gambling even on a deal that I've experienced so far is
You get like quick dopamine, which is bad for you. You don't want to you don't want to get quick dopamine
Get lazier because like you're like oh shit. I'm the man. I can make so much money
You don't like work hard in life and you just
you're just a gambler unless you can somehow control it which is very hard
because no matter what everybody gets addicted right and then you just get
depressed because you're gonna have some days where you lose and then you have
some days where you win and you get depressed over that and yeah bro what
you bro what you what you taking all these chemicals and stuff it'll make
us hate you bro no no bro peptides are good for you bro yes man will stop
watching me if I gamble wait yet yes man does it count if I'm on a gambling
deal or no because a lot of these streamers said that y'all watch gamble
I hope y'all know they like they're on a deal the gambling company gives them
money they give them a fill which is what it's called a fill let's say they
give them like $2,000 to play right of their own money not not the streamers
money the gambling companies money and then people think it's their own money
when it's not you know I'm saying and the sherman's benefited a lot the game
one company been benefits a lot and the ones I really lose are the ones that are
oh shit he's making a lot of money I want to gamble too and then boom they
get you like that because if you see me making a lot of money y'all gonna be like
wait I can do that too and then you're gonna put in your own money and then
you're cooked because the house I'm gonna tell you right now when you gamble
the house always wins bro you're never you can never beat the house bro that
that that makes sense now no child I don't know but I kind of like I'm kind
of like in the red right now with my finances so I need like a lot for fucking
um but I'm not worried because I'm locked in I'm life-maxima no shit kind of
yo warm up yo Jeff bro I'm not warming up bro I'm gonna eat look at how much
food I gotta eat boom boom and then we gotta drink some water and the rice is
hard and sticky because I kept it warm the whole day and then I freaking microwaved
it look look at this stick right
Yo, but what I do is a sticky rice. So I just throw it out
What where's your high numbers views Nate, I don't know me. I don't know mate
Oh
No, mate
How do I make my voice that work?
As it works in front of me
Wait wait, damn, that should wait.
Wait, can I post it?
Dude, mellow? I don't know how to mellow.
Mellow, just like he tries to rage me, but it's really bad.
There is no freaking clip where he has $65,000.
Yo, practically.
Coder now, bro
You don't want to eat at the end just go it out but I need this 320 grams of rice, bro
How many times are you in per day?
2200
Three thousand two hundred
What do you mean for me what do you mean for me
I'm lucky getting fat!
I'm lucky getting fat!
No, not like that.
Wait guys, do y'all think the boat's working?
Am I losing my abs?
Yes or no?
Or do you guys think I'm still on my abs?
I've been staying...
Nah, you jacked as hell.
Who cares you got big shoulders, bro?
I was at the gym today, bro,
and this guy, this random ass guy went up to me,
he's like, yo, quit hopping on steroids, bro.
You're gonna get too big.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Yo, this guy trippin' round.
I'm not even on steroids yet, Chack.
Cause when I am on, it's raps, bro.
Baby, one day.
One day we'll hop on.
Not now, though.
Not now, I guess you said that.
Trust the process of poking.
I can't trust the process of poking
when my rice is really hard and sticky
cause I kept it on warm the whole day.
All night.
I mean, Mike, I went, I put the rice,
I microwaved it with a cup of water using a blitz method and it's still hard and sticky like I don't know what to tell you, bro
Guys
You're the losing bow your fit big your fit big not big what?
Are we playing with a big black bear? Yes, sir
There's one be one wait what I do with this food? I'm gonna eat some ice cream. Hold up Jack
You don't have to worry, you'll be fine
Type of thing I heard that happened a long time
Yeah, I just want to see you flat
And cause your fragrance got me faded, you'll be here to burn me hot
Nothing's better than the first time
I'll be at your furthest like a second at the curbside
You don't have to spend enough to check your moments upright
Wet like a breast, we're going second and third time
Let me work my first mind
Yo, I'm back!
Alright bye Jeff, bottom plus needed.
You had to rinse the rice before cooking?
No, I used the overnight rice bro.
Where's my duo at?
I'm in town, yo, love, I love it.
What if my duo didn't get on and we're not playing today chat?
Does that mean we have to stream early?
No.
That means we have to be great.
You miss?
He's on?
Where?
We need 500 points today, chat.
We need to get second place.
Oh my god, bro.
Every single tournament, I'm just so bad, man.
Guys, I hope you all know.
After the tournament...
After the tournament, chat?
I get depressed, bro.
I'm like, what am I doing with my life and shit, you feel me?
It's an alphabetical order.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
You're so good in performance.
I did a little bit of visualization today,
so that'll be good.
That'll be all right.
Wait.
Should I play light?
should I play, should I put on the light today or should I just not really care?
the key is don't change me every day
I won't
I'll play it for the next session
maybe it doesn't sell me today
if it sells me today?
something changed
do what you want, you're 5'1.5
what was that you're eating?
Gato fudge brownie guess what it's only 70 calories
my feet take one down and hit my feet
Am I moving Jack?
I overused myself, I overused myself, I overused myself
Bro, how's Jeff moving like this like 20 years old?
Rose always stuffs his face during the tournament and gets tired of the tournament.
Dude, I have to eat, bro.
The main, check, the main goal is to knock out Jason.
And that correlates with my recovery.
That correlates with my sleep, my diet, and my training.
We're not trying to become a Fortnite pro.
We're trying to become a pro boxer for now.
I'm gonna quit after.
Why am I boxing one after?
see will become a pro boxer check you feel me you feel me you feel me you feel
me water eat prove all rog wrong over he's done in two I'm not even a tweet
about him he's just with booty bro check let's not talk about all rog he's just
so stupid I can't how are you doing I think you're doing worse than me bro like
oh my god though just every time it's selling I don't even care anymore chat
offer G is this gonna get left in the dust and I'm gonna go up and then I'm
gonna be like and then you can attack me in months later you can be like yo
what's good Jeff you want to do and I'm like bro why you want to do with me now
Now that I'm up, bro, come on dude.
I've asked you countless times, five thousand times, to duel.
And now you want to suddenly duel me when I have fifty thousand average viewers on Twitch
and then winning every single tournament?
That's crazy.
That's gonna literally be what happens.
You want to know who else is stupid?
Peterbot.
Let's just say Peter Bot is not a grinder.
He could be making 5,000 every stream, streaming every tournament.
You make 5,000 a day, that's 5,000 times 30, that's 150 in one month.
And if he really takes his streaming career to the next level in his YouTube and content,
He can be making 500k in month just because he's Peterbots, but he doesn't because he's
very passionate and calm, I think, and he wants to win, but he doesn't understand.
He thinks he's comfortable right now, but when life hits him down the road, he'll be
like, wow, I could have made so much more money in my prong, bro.
Like that's really what he's, like Peterbots is dumb, bro.
He needs to have that, but he needs to have that feel in him, bro.
For me chat, I need to have my life organized. I have that feel me. I
Mean I have that feel me, but I'm juggling with so much shit right now in my life
It's like hurting my ADHD brain because I'm pretty sure I have ADHD and like
Yeah
I'm juggling with so much bro
Yeah, you buy a quality. Yep. We're gonna get 500 points to that
500 points why would you say the word bro I don't know but you can never catch
me saying the n word bro I'm not even racist track I've never said the n word
of my entire life bro that's like that's like one of the things y'all got to know
about me a lot of people be ripping that shit but I don't I don't rip it bro
I'm actually a civilized human I'm actually like nonchalant so you know
one thing. Wait does the food actually make me tired when I eat it? Oh my! Yo this is
my duo bro. Come on baby, let's see what you got. Come on! Come on! How does he kill
me there. Your body digesting.
You can crop, you can crop the camera face, it has half of the career.
Nah, nah, I'm purpose, so you have to see my face.
I
Need you guys to notice my glow up, bro
But yeah, my globe is crazy, bro. You guys can't lie
Like you guys if you look at me from it from from a year ago, bro, I I grew up a lot, bro
I need you guys to see my goal
oh my eyes hurt bro yo chat why is my eye hurt bro is it the acne team also guys I need
your opinion on this I'm canceling pet insurance what do you guys think about that is that a
bad or a good thing? I asked my AI friend bro he said that's how pensions gets
used and I'm paying I'm paying like a hundred forty three dollars a month just
for two pets bro and I need to save money or else so like in the AI like
relieved me and said like okay I told I was like what if my dog guys or needs
like special attention right and it's a and it ends up being a big bill a big
bill right and the AI was like saying yeah that's how the credit cards get you
if worst case scenario you can put it on your credit card that should give me
some relief bro
bro fuck the best bro you're my pet chap why my dog dies bro I'm gonna be the
press bro I think I think I'm never my parents my pets never died on me before
I think I mean I don't live with them right now so maybe I won't feel some
type of way but if I live with them every day I think I'm definitely depressed
like how long you know chat how long when your pet dies how long you stay
depressed for it worth it if fires all your coaches instead of wait what do
me in humble game when parents said it's not worth it the pen
but yeah I'm trying to save money
yo what's up how does that go pink wait wait chat how do how much money is a
figure is chat your globe is so good but you need to take off those glasses
Nah, I can't play in my contacts. My eyes get dry, bro.
When are you gonna reunite with Clase when he asked me to play, bro?
I've been waiting for a minute.
He never hits me up, bro.
But you know what's funny?
I'm not even trying to start beef.
Whenever I'm up, when I was my prime, Clase hit me up every day trying to collab me, trying to play with me.
But all of a sudden, when I'm like, not as prime as I used to be, he doesn't really hit me up.
And you might think that's busy at first, but I think it's the Drake song
No friends in the industry my brothers be my brothers in my day one
Something like that
All right boys, I got play this hard man. Everybody wish me luck bro. We need 500 points today, bro
We need 500 points today, bro. Everybody wish me luck man
That's how it goes low key. Yep stuff out here
Bro, I saw this AI today on Twitter, bro
I'm not even trying to promote it or anything, but there's an AI chat
That can book your flight for you and find the cheapest flights and book it at the same time, bro
It's crazy and I'm about to go I'm gonna go to New York after the I'm gonna go to New York after the
Which one bro the script is you get 500 points you good no the script is I stream till 10 I
Stream till 10
Here my AI said it my AI said it I
Stream till 10 around 7 I
Take my acutin pills around 9 I eat my Greek yogurt steak
And then I tend I get in a call my manager and then after that I do my shit
I need to do and that's the plan
We guys think about that
They're mine. Yeah, you guys gotta stop good it. It's not good for you
Wait Vibers listen to Drake Janus shut the freak up
Yo, yo, you listen to Drake right now. Yeah, yo, we need 500 points today, bro
All right, babe
Yeah, we need a top out of this shit's like where bro come on I already see you something need a board type shit you filming
Hi shit, where's the drop that you forgot my job order one comment on nice, bro. Nice. No, we're not
Where they are there top right your lighthouse where I come on one time
Watch over this thing. They're gonna party here. So yeah, yeah
By Dennis lunch
Yo, yo, I'm hearing a thunderstorm. Did you hear that?
Yo, I just heard an earthquake on my feet, bro
What is going on man?
Holy chat y'all hear that?
Holy dude
They're not KS bro, kids are gonna crash out today, bro. You ready to get alert on, okay?
I'm ready, guys.
I'm gonna try not to carry Mini-Sade, just better healers.
Mini-Tier.
I'm trying to box here, I'm trying to box here, they're gonna key, they're gonna key. Once me on the rock.
How did you full heal bro?
We should stop building. They're gonna try to. Once me on the rock, once on the ramp. He's going up.
Hey team, they're running, they're running. Let's go back.
They're out of the soup, out of the soup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have four slashes, three big pods.
I'm charging and keep charging.
I need a fireman, im gonna play on you, I feel like we're gonna get a lot of firemen
I can't if I'm already standing if you go from the middle
Close it
You're gonna push this?
Yeah, I'm 6
I'm capped bruh
I'm just gonna run over the only one
You try to get high kills, you need to be killing them
We need to have a generational comeback.
We need to have a 2016 LeBron James performance.
I have 800 gold.
Oh, wow, I'm bugged.
I'm bugged.
I'm bugged.
What?
What?
I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, my God, bro.
Don't scare me, dude.
it's not cool man how much how many things you haven't found on this one
crazy how day two is so chill and squibbly but all the splitjots by team
honest we got lucky I can't land
you guys are about to be throwing ass
it's no fun to let it all come
one five two one one five
why does this duo seem so
motivated that's what's always much
better let me get it let me get it you
got two hours of sleep yesterday
uh no i got like five
that's pretty bad bro chacho
got locked in man
dude don't say that when they're getting extended quest
they're gonna get more now
i have too much motion though
i don't like that
i'm like that i'm big vision death
One five three
What city are you from?
I'm from New York. I swear to God
I swear to God
I'm from the city bro
I'm from the Bronx
It's a great thing born in the streets
Let me get a bacon egg and cheese
Yeah, you can buy a pro poker
Get there
I need two more jugs.
You wanna sit in the bush bro? I basically just need one.
you
you
you
you
you
You
are you carrying that white gas sng?
yes sir!
is it a gold at least?
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
There's the full center.
Look at boys crashing out.
be greedy you'll keep up a big fuck we have too much kills yes sir
holy fuck this is what everyone is
Yerosan444 just subscribed.
Yerosan, leave me to get the zero unsolved!
Guys, I'm ain't showing I'm on Twitter or no, and I just found out that her man was cheating with a guy
Like the girl found out that his boy
You're rose on 444 just subscribed
That's crazy.
That's insane.
How do I stop getting the shard and watching Twitter?
Yeah, yeah, I see what you do.
Don't shoot them, just use your own zone.
Because they just faff, I wait until they see like four kids in there and they just
crouching in there and all.
Okay.
Love me.
Love me.
Love me.
Love me.
Love me.
Love me
What happened I wasn't listening for a second now I have the I have ADHD and I have a laptop and I'm just looking at Twitter and sitting on Bush
Looking at Twitter sitting in a bush
This is bad ADHD
like guys I need to learn how to focus bro someone tell me how to learn how to
focus I love the instant rotate don't shock below us get off watch it watch over
I see above, I'm right here, watch out, watch outside of you.
Someone's shocking me?
Watch your back, someone's about to come on us.
Can you hear it?
Yeah, I'm on you.
Halo's here.
You want to buff someone?
How much gold, how much gold do you need here?
I'll 630.
How much do you have?
You can buy a base, buy me a base.
You need slashes bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, buy me a slash
La-me-
Take this, take this, go, take this
I'm gonna die here
But Yamzo thinks he's all red in this shit bro
Oh, team on our left
Yeah, use it in them
Oh sh**
1
Place are we day 1
Where is the 1 on you?
There is no place
love me
love me
come here come here come here come here
yep
oh I hit the tree
watch your head watch your head
get the hit the thing
get close bro
we're gonna get a super pump soon
oh crap
the streets
you just want to get up to the floor but it's fine
it's fine don't greet him bro
he's got really good heals and good mats
yeah you're right this has to be doodoo water man
come on wall
3, 2, 1, go!
They're coming from the tree!
They're coming from us!
Yeah please, yeah please!
Yup, got it!
Go!
One of them is coming from the tree!
He's coming!
He's coming!
Yeah, I'm here!
I hit it!
He got fucked, he got fucked on the side!
Watch your side!
Come back, come back, come back!
I got him!
I can get the doubles!
I can go up and bump them!
I'm weak, I'm weak!
Okay, I'm gonna clean the log in
You need a big?
Here, careful bro
How did the box fight you on this dude?
What is that from the grab?
I'm gonna hit it
I'm gonna go back
They're gonna fight us
Hey, don't think get out get out
I'm holding up pistols
No, your pistol bro. I can grab it
Oh, you're f**king fast bro
I'm back, I'm back
I'm back. I can't grab it. I can grab it. I'll be taking it from now on, okay?
This guy just do on the back once
Yeah
Three two one go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a solo shot. I'm already on my watch your wall
Yep
I'm gonna get in zone. Okay by myself. Okay
Uh, I'm running right here. Do you see me?
I'm dead. I'm just getting shot at by that enemy.
No, man.
I'm flexible. I'm flexible. Keep coming in.
Actually?
For now, yeah. No one knows about me.
Am I going to die?
Yeah, I'm going to die.
Wait, bro! Oh my god! These guys are jumping me, bro!
That's so better.
Dude, everyone is so returning, bro!
Oh my god, man!
These kids are retarded bro!
Oh wait you got fried in the air on the shock or did you get pumped or what happened?
I was chilling bro. I should have just fought those kids back I'm not gonna lie. I played too scared.
I had a feeling I was gonna float the hill too. It's fine we still got 10 games.
At least we're doing better than on ROG. It's all good. Bro that's so annoying chat.
48 points per game? Yeah, we'll win one of these games.
This is why we gamble. What are you talking about? If I fought that kid back chat, I would have been chillin. I just ran.
Can't run from your problems, bro.
Did you say he was too fat to care about this? Oh, bro, he was...
Like, I used to have fat fingers, chat. Are my fingers so fat? No, right?
because now I'm bossing and shit well like I used to have fat fingers and I
was fat finger like a bun every time before and that's what he looked like
trying to pick up the pistol I should have probably clutched so much better bro
I'm so
You be you be on me West for a while
Unless we pay in the bed sheets we
We chat then Mooda used to be like a
Like uh, like uh, did he used to be like um, a pro batten player or no?
Alright, mark drop.
Alright, we gotta, we gotta get 48 points for a game, okay?
No, wait, no, wait, shanky way can you say I'm trash
The red one
We're combo
yo my job is studious bro. I look good bro. the drop is for like you land on the thing and fall down.
I think I have a cigarette. just go go back. I'm going pink. I'm going pink. yeah.
there's two teams. we should clean this place. yeah I'm gonna get a gun in the rough. I'm bad. he's looking at me. I'm good.
someone landed in the middle. one team came backwards. three came back. yeah one's on my mark. we can jump if we get loose.
I think I'm ready kind of good jellyfish when the palm advantage we don't fish and we jump this game, but we got to be quick
Pop the justice you want to survive a fine center?
He's fishing I know I'm going
I don't even have the flash right here right here right here right here. Below me.
Crap crap crap!
He's done much he's done much!
He's on the way, he's on the way, go go go go go!
Throwing up, on me? He's on the roof?
He didn't hit it on me?
Bop bop bop! He's on you!
What did you what did you want that had?
Nice nice nice. How many is there on the other side?
Peterbot! Oh fuck no boy!
Peterbot!
Hey I'll chop you up, I'm gonna save you.
Give me give me give me give me. I need back.
how much bro what did it just one spring us yeah I don't know they might have
traded it might be just one we might we might be look at it that was Peterbott
Watch out!
Pull the door over there.
I'm looting, you know. I don't know what's going to happen there.
Do you need hard poo?
I don't have hard poo.
Okay, someone's hard pooing close to me.
Oh, South.
Try and look at him through the door.
I don't see him.
I need shotgun ammo, by the way.
Yeah, I got one.
Watch out for the enemy grab.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Yeah, I see them, bro. They're going towards the Rift.
Both of them?
Uh, I only saw builds. I don't know if it's two or one.
I'm gonna key them, let me know.
I'm gonna key them though, let me know.
Yeah, we should go towards them.
We should get back.
I'm in the middle here.
DJ, Blake.
I'm six meters in the red bomb. Oh, yeah, red bomb here.
I dropped down here.
Another...
I need more shots.
I'll clear now.
I'm getting this brick on the left.
Yeah, they're shooting in the back, they're probably fighting, come on.
Wait, are we keying the team?
I mean, we could practice his life here, they're probably shambles.
They're full fighting, it's just better there.
There's two super-get-tuners coming.
Yeah, they're fully boxed out of here.
We should land early and catch up on them.
I'm landing right here, landing right here, landing right here.
Yep.
It's like a really sought-out fight.
They're shooting up here?
Nope.
They're shooting up here?
Nope.
They're shooting up here?
Nope.
They're shooting up here?
Nope.
They're shooting up here?
you have to hear
nope
you want an ult from
wait come here
they're coming up here i think they're running
okay i'm on the right side
they shot
they did a key back on them
one fight one fight
one v one right now
one v one
one v one on top
the black one
Go go go go go go 40 shocking on the blackboard
Nice black one on me I've had a long between him
Yeah, where's your buddy?
Oh, I got fried. I'm dead. I'm dead from the back
It is fried me bro. It's the one you want one you have to live just live
Just run just run
I thought it was one on low ground.
Dude, I just got fried.
Did you like shock with that face?
No, I just, I just shock with it and I got fried.
That was a dual behind.
The kid I killed was...
Wait, so it was, so let me get started.
It was three duels?
That was two.
I killed one.
We killed one.
Look at that ram.
That was a kid's dual that ram.
Oh, so there was dual that was still alive?
Yeah, the dual just sitting in the bag.
Yeah.
They just double sprayed me and I died.
Can I shop with the buff?
How?
Like, it's so shit, it's fine.
We should have waited probably.
Waited longer.
Are we looking for the, if we get the buff,
probably should double-prick the body
and then plot it together.
Plane all the way, all the way, all the way.
The solo's just going along the way, all the way.
Chakas, Chakas, we're good. Give us an effect here, homie. Yep, run up left here, okay, follow me.
Okay, just run through here. Watch out, watch out, you need a piece. Watch your lair. Watch out this lair.
Okay, that's fine, do what you like to do. Show it on me. Okay, I'm bottomed, I'm right in front of you. You see me?
Yeah, they just got a kill on me. I'm gonna fight him in here. I'm gonna double payaxe, I'm holding forward, let me know.
Aimbotter, Jeff, he was cheating, bro.
Bro.
Let's, let's, you gotta believe me.
Yeah, I know that.
I'm a rock guy.
You should always be doing glides, bro.
I don't know how to do that.
Hold on.
Close the bag.
Five pettles, side pettles.
Three, two, one, go.
Come on.
All right. Let's go.
You probably can push the left side.
I'll just grab your keys.
Yeah.
Here, here, here.
Yeah, we have
I'm again doing that
Are we on calm nine more?
Yeah, one competition. I have a past job. No, no these kids are kind, but they have such shitty drops
Well coming coming I've done the bottom. Okay, I
Got on the bottom to
Thank you bro.
We need to get a shotgun, is that for the cum?
Do you have a shotgun for me?
No, dude.
Here we go, loot.
I guess like over here?
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm just going to give this chest.
I have to.
I think we're good, but just don't trust me
I have two shieldfishes bro, I'm stuck.
You carry shugs
There's two drugs are here in the market
I'm down a fight bro, but only smart fight like if we get a third party we should wait longer
So it's guaranteed to milk shit happens
You know I'm saying
I need a pump bro
I want to go down 700.
700 soon.
The boss is on, we'll get the boss.
Okay, I'm down.
Wait, team, team, team, I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna keep.
Come back, come back, come back.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
1600, 101.
I'm boxed here, I'm so...
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm trying to run it, he's doubling me.
I'm down, I made it down.
He's on my wall, he's on my wall.
I'm spraying for you?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I don't know, I don't know if I'm...
Okay, one spray on my wall.
I'm gonna have to kill one, he's done.
I can kill your kid.
I have two builds bro, can we run or...
No.
I'm here, I'm here, come down, come down, I'll be mad at you guys, we can lurk bro,
just shot back, I think we might just have to kill, we shot back to my friends, let's
wait for them to make a play on us, I have 12 builds, they're gonna get the boss, they're
to get the buff. We should go back, we should go back, yeah they're getting buff. We should
go back and just leave the farm. I have four big pots and three shops. They're gonna definitely
kill us after this bro. They're gonna get the buff.
What's the trade for you?
We should hide or some shit bro, I'm not flying, they're gonna crash. We should like camp a
chest and wait for them to come back they're gonna outlude us they're coming to me let's
camp the chest this is a good play bro i promise behind the shellfish or on on the top
oh i'm nasty i i don't have bad this is a good play bro windows here
What do you want to do?
Sit behind this one, they're right this way over there.
Yeah I'm stuck!
Shut up dude, shut up.
It's good.
This is a play where we have to get them on.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Flash is our ship this year
Should I go to zone and wait for you. Yes, I'm back in this barrel of my mark. I'm marking three with that
I think we fight for vending. It's probably most likely can't I have a thousand gold
We need on me
One splash is a good level.
Okay, I'm going vending and this can't. I'm dead in two seconds.
Uh, I'll buy...
...Shark Jug.
Alright, I'm wondering how many splashes you want. I'll buy you some.
I need two more.
Two? Did you get the one that marked?
Errr...
Okay.
I bought him and I'm gonna buy it. I have six big pots.
I don't trust these bushy. The slash is in the bottom. I'll go to the left and farm.
The game is hella dead.
It's like a renegade.
Back into...
if
if
if
if
of
the
fact that
the
Oh
Holy shit, are you done?
I mean, they're shooting down back.
It's me fighting right there.
It's a warfight.
Get your shots.
I'm trapped.
He's definitely shooting at us.
There's no way.
He won't pass you through while they're fighting.
Yeah, I'm gonna be on you.
There's a building, bro.
I don't know.
It's just the opening all the way.
There's solo chop once you're here.
Yeah, we can get in that bush right there.
Let's camp that button above us.
What's that thing again?
There's a camp at bottom above us.
Minute!
Something's going to come.
Wait, is OVO for Drake?
Yeah.
So you're a Drake fanboy.
Yeah basically.
You don't like Drake?
Isn't Drake a pedophile?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I mean he has some I music but I think his newest album sucks
Shoppers
That's four
No one in there, right?
Don't want to share it with us
Yeah, hold the wall, yeah, I'll break it. I'm holding
No matter what you say, and I wear a white one, alright, alright, alright, they're gonna
free you there, watch out.
They're above you?
Don't sell me!
Don't sell me!
This is a good selling in here, chat.
Don't tell me!
This is a good time to hear chat.
You know where the party is, this song you're much more fun than them
Don't go to the party, they probably sent us off by news
Or tears from our throat or clothes from the English
We're going to be four shit to the bottom, you're bound to go through the dungeon
You've never got no emotions, you've never got a sense
You've got a picture of what a problem the party is
I might see the team box inside, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Here's something.
I'm gonna pull Max.
No matter what you say, and I won't win, I'll bet.
Wow, come back.
go steal their better gear
ride
get him
oh i got a free
you got a goason
yeah
go for a real thing
shot him
go up left
three
he's talking come on
follow
oh my god
come down come down
I
Honestly just show
You gotta shock up. I'm gonna shock up left by myself
I'm going far far far watch out. There's a lot of kids
I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop before I get lucky pop big. You got to leave you only we could just edge it
You have kills?
He kills someone here.
I'll spot the ones.
He kills someone backside.
He has someone here coming in.
30!
Fuck the behind us too.
There another one down there.
Yeah!
I have 3 big x spots.
Give me some shit boy.
Anything?
I'm still in the box.
4 to 1 and a half.
Pulls back.
Perfect, bro.
We should double sleep on your log.
Oh.
Oh.
Can you get to me again, Premier?
Yeah
Yeah, what for now?
What's that?
Oh, I'll tell you what I mean. I'm pumping in work. We might get stuck here.
We're in work, so they're gonna spray out of your back.
Fuck out.
What's that? What's that? Oh, we have a warm skin!
Oh.
Chucho, stay ahead. Stay ahead of my side.
up up up up ready ready for the walls go go I don't have that I don't have it I got
Just stay calm bro. Get ready to drop down.
Let's pass the series.
Are you talking to us?
Watson, are you on me?
Here, I'll get the hunter.
Come, come, come, come.
I'm gonna get a powder.
Yeah, I'll look for one. I'll look for it.
I have it. I have it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
What up?
Yeah, I only have 13 wood, bro.
Look back.
Look!
I'm gonna go through the water, water, water!
Look, look!
I'm out!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Get in, get in, get in!
Get in!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Give me that, give me that!
I still...
Here, we can punch them.
I'm gonna get
We need to kill, we need to kill them now.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Hunter, Hunter on low ground.
Sorry, Hunter, what are you, what are you,
get in, get on low ground.
You did it, you did it.
No, it's kind of weird, bro.
It's a blue knob out, you see it.
Wait, I'm here, body, body.
I know where your body is, I know,
I'm over body, I'm over body, I'm gonna play myself.
Get to me, get to me, I'm so mad, so mad.
I'm tarping, seven builds, seven builds.
You got any boxes?
I'm four builds, four builds.
I got pizza, pizza in the back.
I have seven bills we need to go up. We need to go up. What's height? What's height?
We're shopping height and fucking killin. All right ready? Three two one
Man, hold on. I have it. I have it. Get to me
What are you? What are you? What are you? I'm no better. I need to go up again. Tell me. I'm chopping up.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
play man bro I'm the doctor you win you win you win
no oh bro I went up I hit him 180 I had no man that's the best I could do if I
got up if you get it they just call me as soon as I got up really the high team
Yeah
Like I didn't I feel those don't know about that height call, but
One Indian check that's a good height call
No, I was a good I had
Bro this guy slain on this at 7 p.m.
Shack clip farming
Let's go wait. Hold up my neighbor slamming this. I'm gonna clip from the shit, bro
You know what I'm saying?
Possible, and this is not to like dismiss the war going over there, but I bet you there's some Romeo, Juliet shit going on in Israel and Palestine right?
Hello?
Hello. Hello, what's going on? Oh, did I get a noise to play? Okay, can I explain? So I'm a streamer and I have a 21 out of 6 to 10 and I could be very loud.
I also try communicating with the neighbor who is only him that's having an issue. I've had an issue with the kid on the left because my setup was in the kitchen.
And I moved it. I dropped my number to the left side, the guy on the left.
I dropped my number to communicate with him. But this guy right here, he's just like complaining.
I tried to give him my number, I tried to communicate with him, and I was being very respectful and stuff.
I even asked him, hey, do you want me to install some noise, like wall things, like the buffer and stuff.
And he's just like, no, I don't care.
And he's just like, I even went downstairs
to the apartment person.
And she said, oh, it's fine.
Because I got a warning right from them.
And she said, it's fine, it doesn't matter.
But he's just being like, he's being like, I don't know.
He's just being weird.
Well, I'm going to let you know if it's
so serious or not.
Yeah.
I'm all right.
OK.
Very good.
Very good.
OK.
OK.
But I'm just going to have to figure it out.
OK.
Okay, what should I start doing then?
Cause he doesn't want to communicate, right?
And so I just tried to install noise walls,
like cause they have a 10 PM rule, right?
This apartment has a 10 PM rule.
I understand that, right?
At 10 PM, this is my job and like,
this is how I make money out of it.
I guess clip farm is what they say.
I know, I'm not trying to like doing on purpose.
Now I know, obviously not.
So you have to do a formal amount of farm
for the day, obviously.
But ended by that again.
There is, yes, you can't be expensive with us.
Okay, so Shai, I understand, but like this person is just getting in the middle of it.
I'm telling you that I'm in the hallway and it says annoying and streaming.
Okay.
So Shai and Shai...
Can you go red and off-lips and do streaming?
Okay, we can...
I agree.
This is what's happening with the people working from home too.
I get it, but like, I'm not even, like, I've tried communicating with them.
That's how I make my money.
I'm not trying to I'm like I play for night so like I'm like in a dual
tournament and I'm communicating with teammate you know it's getting hyped at
the end right I'm like top five right and like I'm making like himself but like
this guy genuinely like I'm not even trying to be weird I try communicating I
literally left him to post it I gave him my number and this apartment has a 10
p.m. rule so like I'm like okay it's not what time is it it's like seven right now
So I'm like, okay, it's like I'm not trying to
Tell ten right
Okay, so excessive like you can hear in the hallway
Wait, what am I saying like just like
I don't want to get in trouble. I want to cooperate. I'm not trying to be like, like, not cooperative.
Like, what can I, like, what should I give you my number? Like, what should I, like, do? Like, just be, don't be excessive.
Just keep it down. Okay.
Maybe I'll try and sell the soundproof walls.
Is that what you're doing?
We'll make it quieter?
And yeah, but I'm just looking for a way to make it quieter.
How many more strikes do I have?
Let me answer that.
How many more times do I have to come?
I'm not very good at number two.
Like the second one.
And how much do the tickets?
Just like, you have to pay like.
I don't know how I will impact your state of the environment.
OK, OK.
So one more time.
I'll give you one more chance.
Just to give you that.
But I'm just asking you.
I understand that.
OK, I mean, this is how I make my money.
Like, I don't know, I don't know, like, I've, like,
this guy has no problem.
You can follow, like, the office space.
No, I live here, like, a lot of people do this.
Like, they rent apartments, they stream.
I'm streaming, you know?
Right, and, like, this is how I'm going to concentrate.
Like, this is how I make my money, like, I'm not trying to,
like, just be, like, dry the whole stream.
Like, I'm not trying to, that's just how I've always been.
You're a nice person.
That's how I've always, I'm only 20 years old.
Like, I've, that's how I've always been.
I've always, like...
You just have to be respectful about what you're doing, right?
I know you're still a non-native guy.
I've seen you trying to be cooperative with that area and all that.
But I think it is being like, you know,
you have to see someone just living here.
I get it.
But I literally spoke to the apartment person.
She said it was fine.
Like, she said, like, oh, this guy's just being,
like, she said it's fine.
Like, I don't think it's...
Just as well as not in the street.
No, like, just like, she understands my situation.
But I think she said it was fine.
You know I'm passing?
Yeah. Okay. Okay. I won't scream, but like, I don't know, like I'll take off one headphone or something. I'll install something.
Okay. But like, what time should I like be aware or be warned? I don't get to take it because I obviously don't want to get a ticket. Like that's a lot of money. You know what I'm saying? So like
10 p.m. is quite a time, but like it's nine or now. So like, or it's, what's on it? It's like, hey, right?
Exactly, so that's why you gotta understand from my situation like this is how I make
my money, this is how I make a living, like I gotta have some sort of like understanding
here because like I can't just change my like I'm not staying on it like get loud for the
stream I'm obviously gonna like admit to that but like I'll take off one half of
once but I don't want to like make trouble but this guy like to the right he's genuinely
like just being weird you know what I'm saying?
I don't know. I don't know. Who called like one of my friends.
It's this guy. It's this guy to the right. It's only him.
But yeah, I'll take off one half of the ones I only saw that day.
I'm just asking you more like...
Okay. I'll...
I'll get out of here.
I get it.
Should I talk to the apartment now and say that you called my cops...
Called the cops on me and explain...
What's happening here? Because you said one more strike, right?
It's not gonna strike. I'm just going to get a second. This is the warning.
Okay, just a warning. So I'm not in trouble.
You're not in trouble, no. I'm just kidding.
People are just going to wait, right?
This is one guy? I don't know.
Right now, I'm on call. I don't know if this is one guy.
I'm not sure it's one guy.
I guess you. I understand.
I don't know what you're doing, but you're either a cop or a human.
I'm not the ordinance to get it.
Okay, I'll just take off one headphone and install Hellas soundproof panels.
And if the problem still persists, I don't know what to tell you.
like I literally just rented this apartment like two months ago and I just I can't move out like I
settled in like I don't have fun to see you move out so like I'm obviously like trying to cooperate
you know I'm saying like yeah okay yeah yeah yeah and she made it clear to me that it was gonna
happen she said I'd like two more warnings as well but I haven't gone a
warning I haven't had this happening to like you know I'm saying like this guy
just being weird and yeah do you want to like like you understand the stream
world though like that's where it's going to go. I understand like it's not like violent
screaming right now you just like okay but it's just like in game have you ever
played for me I get so one more time right and then I'll probably like for
me I'll probably let the partner know like this happened and how I can do it
and then if you do end up coming which I'm obviously going to go out now but if
If you do end up coming, like, should I just let them know what they said?
I'm not going to retouch my phone and upload it.
This is part of the focus thing.
The focus thing?
But I'm just letting you know that sometimes, like,
benefits make a company to take on a complex.
I don't know how that would impact the room.
It would be just like, oh, we're trying to get this done with someone else.
I get it.
But I'm confident that they'll reach out to you three days in a complex.
And I'm not actually going to be doing that.
But they'll reach out to you three days in a complex.
And they're just going to add more content to it.
I get it.
It's about history, so I'm just trying to help you out, okay?
Okay, thank you.
It's just this guy.
It's just one complaint.
It's just this guy.
Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna do my thing.
I'm gonna not be lab.
You have my word for it.
Okay, I'm gonna take over.
Wait, is it reset the next day or like this morning?
I don't work the right night.
I'm like, I'm gonna put in notes that I came out here and spoke with you that I've learned
these all.
Can you put like on the notes that I'm also like a shimmer and stuff and like, like,
That's how I make my living and stuff, just so they know.
I guess just, yeah, all right, all right, I mean.
Look after you.
Okay, just let you know, like, if I had saw like 20,
you know what, 20, like, you know those black,
you know what, these suppression things,
if I had saw those on the wall, like, I'll be chillin' right?
I don't know.
Cause I, I don't know.
Okay, I mean, I mean, I'm gonna try not to see it
for you to come here again, but, all right, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You too.
Oh my fucking god, chat.
In a fucking tournament, bro.
This fucking pussy-ass bitch, bro.
Fuck this shit, man.
Oh my god, I'm being too loud, man.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
It's police.
This kid called the police on me, bro.
I'm in a fucking game.
Yo, did we die last night?
Y'all alone?
Dude, this kid called the fucking police on me, bro.
What a fucking pussy, bro.
Son of a bitch.
That shit just got me upset, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Like, how am I supposed to control myself, bro?
Bitch.
Fuck this kid, bro.
It's all mine, bro.
Shit, he called the police on me, bro.
You are pretty loud, but I'm not trying to be loud, bro. That's just how I am, bro.
Why does life have to be so weird, man? It's just this one kid.
ADHD repeated the same thing. You repeated your points 20 times. Okay, but I'm being
honest, Shat. I'm letting them know how my situation is in this neighbor. He's the
only one that has a problem. He's the only one that has a problem. Okay, I get it.
I'm loud, but that's how I make my money. You want to be like, Dad, 200? Like what?
like I don't get it just calling police on me for no reason so weird holy shit
bro
the next time you're calling my room twice as than play I waited that a whole
game for you by the way what are you doing the chat see that check yo hello
yo what's dropped well it's the water here don't wait so do you die last year
yeah I'm gonna tell me to them up
now I just can't do a whole vibe you stop shot like Viper bro do you ever be
out in an end game.
Some songs dude.
One combo though.
I saw a gladiator on the map.
Where are you going? How's your apartment though?
I'm living in an apartment bro, but it's this one neighbor bro.
He's letting on the tower.
It's just the one neighbor to the right.
It's so weird.
The cashier is...
Oh my god.
How bad bro?
like they were slamming on my door like I literally tried to talk to them you know what I'm saying
we only wasted one game in here
oh my god bro this is so weird
that just ruined my day so much
I was having a good day too
yeah what can I even do
Just trying to not be as loud.
But is it on my record?
Or is it just like a one time thing?
She said she was going to put notes to the officers.
So she puts notes to the officers?
Does that mean my record's cooked?
Or does it reset the next day?
This guy dead ass called the police on me bro.
How sick can you be?
It's the same guy that looks like Mr. Bean.
Y'all remember I said that I have a neighbor that looks like Mr. Bean?
It's literally just him.
I'm in a late game, 5-5-5, better win the game.
I shock up on height.
Obviously I'm gonna be loud.
I'm not gonna be nonchalant about it.
That's just how I am bro.
I've been like that my whole life.
I'm 162, so it's just a little bit complicated.
I'm 162 big.
Okay, did y'all hear the whole conversation?
I'm 1800 gold, I should look to the side of my screen.
No matter what I say, no no no no no no no no no.
Like how many problems am I gonna have in my life, bro?
These are another problem.
I mean I was doing so good, like you didn't even call the police on me until like now.
I was doing so good, I thought everything was good me and this kid.
I literally thought about it today, I was like damn, this guy has not complained about
me being loud in a minute.
Yo!
Holy fuck, bro.
I live in a condo too, you cannot make excessive noise in disturbed neighbors.
It's one guy to the right of my freaking walls.
Soundproofed place?
Sansen, can you give me some good recommendations on Amazon?
Too bad.
I'll buy them tonight.
So sad man.
I just don't get it.
I get I'm being excessive bro.
Cause I'm 555 going for high ground.
But you can't, you can't disrupt how I make my money.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
for high ground but you can't you can't disrupt how I make my money you can't tell me
and change me about how I am
and I literally in my shimmy tent the torment is three hours I try to get my
contact and everything is evil the other guy on the left when I first moved in I
had myself in the kitchen I gave him my number he talked to me figured out life
This guy I moved to this guy this other guys is being a dickhead, bro. He's just a Karen, bro
So fucking annoying
Only 7 p.m. You tell me I can't be about a 7 p.m. Are you fucking serious right now?
If you have a problem bro come to my face, I know you can hear me through the walls. Let's fight
pussy
I already have one, I already have one.
I have a- I have a- can you buy me bigs?
I need two bigs.
I have a-
But I can buy you a ch- a chug.
Okay, buy me a chug and then I'll drop my shellfish, I guess.
And I play bigs, and then you need...
Two.
Two bigs?
Yeah.
Chad, the rule is, for this apartment, 10KM.
I'm gonna go downstairs- I'm making this someone to do this.
I'm going downstairs- I'm going downstairs tomorrow, and I'm gonna ask-
I'm telling them that they call the police on me.
I don't go fuck.
So I spoke with the apartment, they're chill about it.
They're like, you know what, if he does again, you talk to me.
They're literally telling me to work for work.
And this guy, dead ass, just called the police on me.
They think he's tough and shit.
Like, I'm not friendly about apartment.
I'm serious right now.
Bro, he literally drives a white Ultima, bro.
Like, that's depressing.
I know what car he drives, because I see him always pulling
in the parking lot.
This guy drives a white Ultima.
Chef, was that a cop? Yes, bro. He called a cop on me and she went into my front door, she was banging and I let her bang like twice and then I opened the door and I was killed for a beam, so I just died last time, so I had to talk to him, I shamed it all and y'all heard me talk to the cop, so I was literally being honest, chef.
Like was that being good talking to the cop?
Like nothing but truth came out of my mouth
This game is dead, bro. You want to camp? I have everything I need. I just need 250 metal
You got a free tiktok though, I'm gonna post that shit. Yo, boomerang in the stream
Post that shit, I'm making my to-do list. Yo, let's camp and I need to send my manager or something, bro
I need to type something
I need to add to my to-do list to buy soundproof panels because this guy is being fucking weird
I'm on my period chat. I'm getting tampon. I can't not be that loud though. There's no way
I'm just gonna take off one headphone
of
He's in there.
I know killer underscore next time I get next time they call the cops on me. What do I do?
Yo peps ain't gonna give turns up, bro
Holy sheesh buddy called a cop on you instead of billing management. I know bro
generally people like that really make your day they just ruin my day like this
guy's just being a Karen bro so sad and like you guys got our understand I try
to give my number I literally wrote post in my number your contact me and shit
we can figure this out doesn't even try to fucking try to fix it instead like
when you try to fix a problem go to the root of the problem you don't fucking
just run away and do some other shit right and like bro he's just so weird
It doesn't make any sense. He's like all rog when it comes to trying to duel with me like he just like oh my god
Bro, I just I just don't I just can't
Understand how there's people like that in this world bro like genuinely
Holy fuck bro getting so fucking mad is the guy old bro
I had a face-to-face talk with him one time and he was like how old are you I'm like I'm 20 and he's like oh
That's why like so he sees gotta be oh he literally looks like mr. Bean, bro
Oh my god.
Like he can't just shove me down like that, Shara.
Ready?
I have everything well.
I'm not a wanker, I'm not a wanker.
Except your fucking PN, bro.
Finally did that.
Oh, if I'm too loud, Viper, just tell me.
I said you weren't even that loud, you just...
Was it the last NG?
Yeah, the last endgame and the police officer, she was like, oh, I heard you outside in the hallway
And she was saying I was being excessive and I told her it wasn't violence or anything
It was just me saying
POP OPS!
I got literally clip-on on the door
I literally explained to her the whole situation. I should have told her I'm Asian Jeff, honestly
If I told her I was Asian Jeff, I have two million followers. I should have- why I not say I have two million followers
Oh my god, she would have glazed me so fucking hard
I know I'm best but sometimes I wish I could go back
I was too humble Chad, I'd never tell anyone who I am
She wants you
I should've just told her who I was bro
Two zero fifty
Drop some stuff
Hit one guy
What place of rapid game Grims?
Do you think so Blitz?
Chad, you all think she wanted me?
this game is so dead
That's super deep
I'm coming for you
I need four and I'm on point right?
You here?
I wonder what Viper is thinking right now.
How do I even install these soundproof walls, bro?
Bro, stop fucking spamming the chat, bro.
Fucking mad, or no chat.
My gosh, bro.
I need to get fucking rich, I don't want to just call another guy.
So if I get rich, bro, I can live in the mansion and I could be as loud as I want.
You are rich.
Forget about it and concentrate on the core.
Yeah, we need 400 more points.
Wait, does this tournament end at 7 or 8?
Or 8 or 9?
6, 7, 8.
Wait, don't we only have 50 minutes left?
He's typing before I attack.
Give me one second.
Oh no.
and then I'm too we wasted last game because I got caught the cops called
Oh my god.
I thought we were getting caught.
You ready?
We can't go.
Or we could now while they're shooting.
Ready?
Are you here?
Three, two, one, go.
Going up.
going up I'm playing I'm playing mid ground
right
bro I have to play one half home bro wait if anything this might make me play
better Jack oh my god look at this game
18
They better go. They better go.
This is where I'm going.
They went, they went.
Holy s***
They're not...
Are you ready?
Yeah.
That's how it went, you see.
You can double-click my team while I'm on these two, they're full string going on.
Okay. Wait.
What are you on the computer for?
No, look for Spriggan, look for Spriggan, look for Spriggan.
I don't know.
Go, go, go, just get back. Get back.
They're running in the street anyways.
Why do they say don't pop chug?
Should I not pop chug?
I
Walk
Come back to box with this
No, no, no
56
I'll shock
I'm perfect, I'm perfect.
50?
I'm the safe one, I'm the safe one.
Oh my god, this wood gives so much.
26?
Now I'm getting bullied.
I can't believe it's so loud.
I can't get through that or I'm gonna get in trouble.
Ooh, down there.
Okay, 30.
Okay.
Let me get it out.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five, one, two.
I'm gonna get my barrel.
Here.
I'll shot this.
Get him all out of here.
Right now?
Come on.
I'm low ground, I get it, I get it.
I'm making for you, making for you.
I'm low ground, I'm all behind you.
Okay, are they coming?
I'm gonna jump in now.
Yeah, pull up, they're coming.
Near, near, near.
I can fire them.
I'm your lair, I'm your lair, I'm gonna fire you.
We gotta fire them, we gotta fire you.
Just stay front.
Here, we can fire them off.
Watch your wall.
I'm with you, I'm with you, stay front.
I got a lot of them
You see me in front, I'm going to wall
You got a lot of them
Got it?
Come here
Here, here, here
Yep
What do you need?
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go
Here, here, here, here
Fuck
The corner, hold
What?
I'll get it, I'll get it
Make it, make it
Make sure you get those, I'm 5-1-0
I'm going for it
This is tough, come on, come on
How's it going?
There you go
Where's your gun, where's your gun?
Yeah, I actually got both of them
This is a good one, come on
Come on, come on, come on
I'll get any one
One, come on
I'm gonna
There's a team right here.
Hunter!
Hunter on the other side.
Get him up, get him up.
He's not already.
You gotta help me.
They might have the walls, so I'll be ready.
I got five of them.
Come on, come on, come on.
We should fight them, bro.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm really mad, I'm really mad.
I'm sorry, sir.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
One high, one high.
Yes, sir.
I'm low.
That's high, that's high.
You wanna die?
I can't I'm dead I'm dead wait wait I'm gonna come up I'm up they're gonna fight for
hi you need a pressure you need a pressure
I'm gonna show you
this is things bro this is Max fountain bro even mythic fun I think we should
I could have kept them playing low ground bro.
I was, I was bitching those kids.
I was bitching them so hard.
Yo Jamie, I'm banning you bro. Kill yourself again.
Fuck you.
Oh my god bro, Chad this police officer's got me.
Yo this fucking shit is so big.
Dude I just, oh my god bro.
Yo I'm actually getting tight bro.
Yo I'm actually getting mad bro.
Like Chad you don't wanna see me wear a man.
I'm the green hook, bro
We should play low ground bro like why didn't we go up one layer we shot bitch right high
And we just found out over a billion people have visited the site a billion
You know what I'm gonna write down that's 7 p.m. And let's get called the police on me
Make sure you write down for the apartment
complain tomorrow to do less to say that he called the police on me at 6 p.m.
fucking pussy we got a key people girl bro I'm not going to lie to someone
that's good bro I'm not fucking I'm getting off at this this this kid is
many like this fucking police shit just makes me so upset like genuine
One place for me on the day.
178.
We need like, what, how many points, Sharad?
Nice, we're doing the same as all real G and we have half of the skills.
That's actually embarrassing.
We need top 50 throughout both days, where it cooks.
He lost the game to the police, bro?
I know, bro.
56 points?
Bro, why didn't we just play low ground, bro?
That shit just actually got me upset.
You out of here?
Go this way you're the goat. I know bro
Tryin bro. I just have a toxic neighbor calling calling the police on me at 6 p.m.
Yeah, you're
Down here. I'm gonna punch me
What
three fifty and we're caught
we'll go once and we need to upgrade
three of us one bomb
see my lane gass i should
i'll dash up for me
they're calling
yeah i'll dash up
this is gun
they're not coming
oh he is
i get that gun i get that gun
he's on the roof i have to win in the middle
yeah
I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
Hoping it? Help me, help me, help me.
I have a hardtune, I have a hardtune.
Ready?
Hardtune?
I'm on the roof, watch out.
I'm dead, I can't do anything.
Nice view.
Dead?
Getting a baron?
Get the best team, get the best team.
Yep, just hold, just hold him now.
He's gonna go up, yeah, you see it? On the call?
Yeah, yeah, everything, you should fire him.
He's running?
where you run to?
yeah
20?
have no match where is he?
top right
should have bought him bro
that's all I'm doing
I get that you're going
he's like somewhere this way bro
look for a position
should get the box
I know bullets in my fucking
bro you might be hitting the chest bro
I'm not lying, hearing my keyboard noises makes me play better.
We could actually fall bro, okay, okay
I just got made up me this flopper
I'm on two of them two of them. How many times can I use them?
There's waitants. It's the wait. I'll give you my god. I'm gonna work it.
I'll make them go.
What do you want?
I'll be shot in the middle of it.
Oh my god.
Wait, it's only twice?
How many times do I need it?
Take my shot and do it. I'll put a star in there.
Okay, ready?
I'm doing it.
Actually do this one. Do this one first.
That's it?
Here, drop the star and we're talking.
Eee!
I'm gay!
I see you, brother!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
I have everything.
Are you ready to win, my boy?
Yeah.
Alright, bro.
Alright, bro.
We gotta, like, if we're gonna go fight, we gotta, like, get, you know what I'm saying?
I think we're better off, like, like, bro, you do a really good job, like, like, staying
And I really like that but like you can't be scared. I'm the best boss writer
I'm putting these kids down on a layer. You just keep talking and staying ahead
And we'll make it to those top top twos, you know I'm saying
Like low ground is where it's after me you feel me?
All right, good talk
Appreciate you bro. Thanks for talking to me bro
chat yo blitz i'm never eating that over night rice ever again i'm gonna throw up jeff play
low ground every game i know dark i'm trying bro i have 13 i have 1300 gold
I don't know, but I was talking to my mom.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
I don't know.
You can play in-game, though.
I swear to God, we play low-key.
I literally have 13 hundred.
Can you give me some air, I know.
I don't have, I only have 90.
I could have done it in 25 times.
Fight it, man.
No shots around
I got shots
Still shitting
I have no soul that's on this one
Cause you got jumped I do already
follow me
you see the loot?
you see the loot?
you got him right there
alright imma go toward you
am i gonna be close to him?
what are we gonna do?
buy airworks
i have the best thing in the game right now
i can drop the 20 bombs
yeah my chat said we gotta focus on any game bro
we'll get the kills in a minute
I think I'm south on the cashmere, he really cares
What are you doing?
Two chugs, three big, and three shotguns.
My chugs probably go up, it's a little empty there.
You need both the pellets or you got them?
You said bad chugs?
No, chugs, bad chugs, bad chugs.
What do you want to do?
Look at this one pulling me.
He's attacking me with Boulevard something.
Look at this kid up over here.
Oh!
That's such a good day to day chat.
And that shit happens.
Did so much shit today.
Having a good Shireen.
And then this kid just ruined my day.
what? what? what?
some people are just cannons bro
and there's nothing you can do about it
what's that about tripping?
they're fighting here
or they're just shooting this wood
they're about to fight
that seems better to be better
they're gonna fight
10 by 10 metal blocks
he's shocking close to me bro
I don't think he's seeing me
he's going up the mountain or else
what happened Arvin?
Today's gonna be back when you call, bro.
We're gonna call.
Files a few weeks back and we just found out over a billion people have visited the site.
A billion.
It's got...
There's non-human intelligence that's visiting the Earth.
There is that many, many types.
People who have been involved in recoveries have said at least four types, four separate types.
Now, I have not had direct access to that, but I believe the people who I talked to...
Four different types of life.
Four different types of life.
Four different species of aliens.
Another scientist called them grays, nordics, insectoids, and reptilians.
from Benjamin Netanyahu.
That-
We can hear this sniffing.
I'm just anxious, chat.
I'm just thinking about like, if this kid keeps calling me,
a police officer down in the future, I'm gonna get a fucking ticket.
And like, it's law. I can't do anything about it.
Even if I'm a streamer and this is how I make my money.
It's just like everything just roots to money, bro.
Bro like if I have more money I can fucking rent a mansion or some shit and I could be as loud as I want for you guys
And it's not like I'm trying to do it on purpose Chad
Like it's like I've been playing for night for six to seven years now in my life since I was 13
I've always been loud. You can even ask my dad. He used to beat the shit out of me
Like same thing and like like I don't get it, bro. Like these people are just weird, man
What does the ticket do bro? Like if the police officer gives you a ticket?
You have to like pay it and if you don't pay you go to jail
I got all money and fucking pay a ticket right now, man
There's a kid farming a tree down here
Somewhere I heard a tree
Wait, did you just move in the bush?
Yeah
Wrong
But what can I do with the ticket chat chat? I'll post him tiktok of my manager posting it
It's a good at least I got a good clip out of it who was who was laughing when I was talking to it
Yeah, was I talking to the police officer good
Love you, bro. Gotta get your freedom at whatever cost. Exactly. I feel powerless now.
Like, I really told the officer I'm shock living on height, bro. I have to be loved.
It's 7 p.m. The apartment rule is to be quiet at 10.
go to the spawn shop and come back soon
I need to do no shopping
kids above you
they don't know I got the mythic air
how much air I'm on yet?
300, can you get it?
yeah I need some
we shopped we were getting you fried
what's your bag bro?
right here
I'm falling, I'm falling.
Get in front, get in front.
You need to break here.
You good, bro? I went up.
What?
I'm sitting over here, I don't want to get scared.
I'll come to you, I'll come.
I'll handle the neighbor, tell me where he lives.
That's what someone said the other day.
I heard the other man peeking.
Yo, this shit's too- how much more air won't-
I have 96 left, bro
Put that brick wall, put that brick wall. Dumb it.
Actually, way a little bit.
Oh, you saved my air blitz. He's right there.
Nice, you got it? You got it or no?
No, I'm good at it.
That one's behind. We can go on the right and get it.
If we go for it you have to like build okay, cuz he's not your shop
He's resin, he's resin man
He's having armor on that floor, on that floor
No way he got it, he got it, well he's getting killed, he's getting killed
Any ARM will bribe 50
Look at that kid, look at that kid, you see him?
Is he in?
Yeah
He's gonna, he's got
of the
one of the
one of the
I
Do there's only one person
We could actually call bro
I'm gonna start playing one half-hones only chart.
I like I think when I hear t-ball noises.
No, no.
What is he doing?
One.
One.
Clack, clack, clack, clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
Clack.
the back yeah he's on the drop he might on the floor on the floor on the wall
you haven't done that? I haven't got it. Watch your head watch your head you might double head it.
I don't know. I'm gonna drop.
Might get straight hold on to it. Nice I'm gonna carry a pistol.
Or you carry pistol and give me all your ammo.
Wait it's scar better or pistol?
Uh nice just one we gotta put pistol for the ammo purposes.
Okay
Five feet five
We see anything. Oh come come come all right. This is that it is all the laws
I'm going back to our box and go back to our box
Okay, bro
We gotta go, we gotta find him, okay?
I'm telling you, we're winning C.L.O.G. and M.W.A.T.H.
What?
What?
What?
C.L.O.G. and M.W.A.T.H.
One company.
Sorry?
Give us, give us hot?
Yeah.
I think Shaco's too big.
Wait, I think...
No.
We gotta go.
We need shots.
Shaco's too big.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
I'm not gonna watch this one
I'm gonna have to
What?
Kill the...
One is right here bro
Hell yeah
I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna...
Wait
on the level here i love it
there is so much happening there
yeah it's gonna pull it down probably
you might have to soul shot play yourself i have six chugs
you can play zoni if you want
and five more
pull to the left
we can have a quick quick quick quick
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
no you shot the other one bro
yeah we both shot the other one
I'm going to go see. I'm going in here. Now?
I'm chilling. I'm about to be on you. Hello. I'm going all the way up here. You're being
double clear, bro. Nice. We're up. We're up. Everyone has to come up. You need big? Yeah,
What are you about?
2-1-2
3-5-0
I'm gonna shock, I'm gonna shock
Come on, shock yourself bro
I'm under high, I'm under high
I'm sliding through the meadow, I'm staying up
I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped
Can you cover my back?
Yeah
I have 500
Can you fucking kill ya?
Yep
I'm headed in, come back, come back, come back
Head in?
Yeah
Listen to me
Look, Q1 go, black one
Hey, what are you?
1-8-1-8
1-8-1-8
Oh, I thought you was too much
You gotta go, where now?
I swear the black one, the black one won.
The plane's on, the plane's on.
I didn't know, I didn't know.
Going up. I'm low ground, low ground, low ground, low ground.
No, no, no, no, no.
Get the tree, get the tree, get the tree, get the tree. I had it, I had it.
What? How did?
200!
Nice!
No, I got 200 kill.
Incubate!
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on! Come on!
Who-who-who?
You said I wasn't yet though.
Oh man.
You have kills? You have kills?
Yeah, I'm closer.
You haven't got-
You haven't got-
You haven't got-
Okay.
I'm gonna pop my shells, okay?
You have to leave.
I'm-I'm-I'm just gonna put my shells.
I'm putting shells.
I'm gonna spam all of them.
I want my shells! I want my shells!
Chugging! Chugging! Chugging! Chugging!
I don't know that even-
I don't even have them!
I have them! I have them!
You have it? I'm down? I'm down?
I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, two in the way, two in the way.
I'll make another bounce.
Transparence? It's fine, it's fine.
Head in.
I'm gonna fuck this kid, bro.
Nine blows.
Okay, reloading dead.
We're gonna get psycho probably.
Look right here.
I'm gonna fuck this kid, bro.
Nine blows.
Okay, reloading dead, we're gonna get psycho probably.
cycle problem look right here watch out yeah I find those I guess I have one
please man
oh my god
that was so free
no that was so free
they have prees bro
they have prees bro
i was trying to
i just ran back okay
wait how many pieces were on the pizza box
how did we get to see
i had one chug
i was thinking we play zone
We play zone play our chug and eat the pizzas and then I should have swallowed you
What I'm pretty sure you grab most of the pizzas like he's on it, bro. It's so much fucking shit, bro. That's such good loot and everything
Fuck bro, that was a top 10
Are you serious now?
All right on the day we're 173rd
Dude, I actually am playing better now, like...
dude is five because 22 games what do you mean is five cuz it's 22 games if
they get to end game every game with some kills they call bro but it's just
like chat we keep getting top 10s like that was such a good freaking game you
win bro like they pre-edded me and I'm stuck reloading so I just get I'm just
It's a easy kill.
I don't know.
come on again
I need to get something
push me in the lane
main
I'm probably gonna go here
I'm gonna tell you how this works out
I'm dead
it's charging me
I got a piece of it
get all the fishes
I think I have pieces all down
3 slices probably
Yeah pizza?
Funny?
I'm dead, I'm close to you.
There's a mine, there's a mine close.
I'm on the roof, are you dead?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm still alive.
Oh you're alive.
I'm dead.
Cool though.
Crack?
I'm alive.
I can't hear it because I have one headphone bro.
What?
What else?
How many more games do we have?
I have four more, three more.
Yeah, reform again I don't matter to me
Bro why don't you yell at the cop or lie cause you have to be honest bruh
You have to be honest chat it's a lot bruh the law is above all dude
are you trapped? you gotta be honest to officer during? you don't lie to them? or do you guys
lie to them? do you guys chat? have you ever spoken to an officer and lied to them?
bro what the fuck what place did bogey get
i'm off
bro what the fuck
come here
go to it
come on iron if you want
i'm gonna come to get it
i don't know this
i don't see it
157
bro bogey is so bad bro i wanna see his
did he stream the tournament
i wanna see his vibes bro
i wanna see how he was acting like
He was acting like Jacks.
I'm going to ask Jack how was it like playing a bogey chat.
Wait what's Jack's discord?
Does anybody know?
He stopped shimming and something stopped shimming and then tore him in.
Bro, he brought a team lane, bro.
That's how bold he is.
You know how he's like,
Jeff, you should have done this.
Yo, what's up?
Is your mom bothering you, bro?
Not a little bit, it's gone.
he's one hp on the door
i'm just hiding behind the wall bro
dude that's so long ago
no way that's how it goes
my bullish is run through his hiding on the wall
bye bro
that was one
charge the wraps
type one of his wraps
type two y'all think we can still call
It's okay, bro. We did better in day two last week or not last week
We did better this week and we did with fallen last week
oh my god it was like this
your best person is jade sig
i'm not playing jade sig man
i dont even think he plays the game anymore
This is gonna be the first ever PO box opening YouTube short, bro
Get down my channel
What?
Through it?
Aw, I didn't still have to do any speeding ticket shit.
Thanks, bro.
I'm doing bad in the tournament.
I still have to do any speeding ticket shit and just have more shit on my plate.
Still have to do the speeding ticket courses.
have more shit on my plate
and still have to eat
snack tonight
like oh my god
the day was going so good
and now we have to do more shit
like it just never ends for me
it just never ends
some shit all having a bad time around our chat
I'm fucking getting police called on me
one more game to have three I think it is 320 bombs in control right yeah
I need a key to go.
If you steal a top map...
You getting pumped?
Yeah, I think so.
I think I got a golden key that's picked up there.
I have double pumped right here.
You'll probably get one.
Don't matter to me. Don't matter to me.
These days, oh.
Just get the boss.
Oh.
Life was better when I just wanted to play for a minute.
Never got in trouble with the cops, Jack.
I'm a bad boy for being loud I think he's losing passion I'm not losing passion bro we're playing
better we're playing good game I do are playing good there's no losing passion I just have
an ADHD and I have fucking 20,000 things on my plate it's not the same as a 13 year old
It's not the same as a 13 year old fornicate that only thinks about fornicate.
I have to worry about speeding ticket, so I don't have to show up to court.
I have to worry about this fucking kid next to me so he doesn't call the police on me
again.
I have to worry about fucking some other shit, like I have to worry about 20 fucking 10,000
things bro.
Go see a psychiatrist bro, meds are not going to help me bro, meds are not going to help
me bro respectfully bro even if I took the 81 a place I'm doing fine chat
I'm doing fine I'm doing perfectly fine I have a plan bro I'm just I don't like
when you guys say that I'm fucking losing passion yes I might be losing some
passion but you guys got a fucking let me do my thing bro and you got to trust
across this check this is what I live for I'm a survivor
the whole life but these past few days in my life I'm not fucking comfortable
I'm not there in top I'm not shocked
he's on the bottom here
I'm gonna hop on him
oh he's there not there not there are no guys
should I shock up?
I'm on one he's in here
one fucking side he's coming
I'm gonna break the wall. I'm gonna break the wall.
We have a shot, we have a shot. Do the window.
One's on me, can you get in?
100, 180. Send me one, send me away.
Two box. I can do it here.
Send me away on the Nogups. Backchubs.
You gotta kill the Nogups. Or you gotta kill the other one.
take your time bro you have chugs on the body take your time everybody you can get my puppy
pumped he got my loot he went up nice bro this shit bro take your red little sleep
bro you just have to red bro you're a fighter body I wish it'd be good there's no way
just don't even make just make one box bro you fast
Jeff need to do it. That's the morning combo, but I'm not even trying I'm not even trying to be fucking in
Can you stop trying to tell me what I need to do and just fucking watch this video?
That's my pet peeve when someone tries to tell me what to do when I know what I need to do like this dual is good
Like I'm just doing this fucking police. Can you stop being weird?
This is coming. You gotta go back. You're the back. This is coming. I'm fine. I'm fine. Help me. Help me
I'm talking now look over
I don't see them, I don't know what that is, but I heard something.
You gotta get the loot, you gotta get the loot, then we gotta kill them all.
I see them, they're coming right now.
Okay, I need to get the loot, I need to get the loot.
Put them up, put them up.
I'm getting the loot.
Are they coming?
They're running back.
I'm chilling, bro.
Can you got any ammo and map, Misha?
Yeah, I don't have much to travel, I don't know.
And they need shields.
Is this all about it?
There's another one right here.
I'm gonna pop send each other another one somewhere actually I can high-prone drop a shot in life
Where's the body yeah, but he called down probably
I've been just high-prone shit. You see any holes in there probably back. That's what we should go back and then kill the boss
Should look you kill the boss right now
How do you do?
He helped me kill the boss.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
He did it.
I need NPCs.
I don't have a very few.
Keep them alive.
I'm not harpooning them, okay?
Ready?
Yeah.
Do it.
I
Know nothing we need to buy here
I'm gonna go back and have a shot and then we're gonna go back scurvy
I dropped you one shot and then we come back
I
We're the mythic floppers I already grabbed all of them
We're shooting
I need a mini even flots right now.
So we need two 20 bombs to crawl?
Three?
Three?
One out.
Yeah, one one one one one one.
They're fighting a humbler from the team.
Wait! Signing! Signing! Signing!
Trying to keep...
You better hurry!
23, 50, 100, 100, 24, 100, 24 and the rat in two weeks!
I'm going.
I'm about to put them down.
You need an incinerator.
Got this one?
100, 50?
Oh my god.
Okay, I double.
I'm getting jumped on.
You good?
Careful, careful.
The boat can double you, double you. I need a heal, I need a heal.
Can you show?
Yeah, I'm good.
I need a tree. I need a... What do you have for heals?
Sniper.
Can I have one?
Can I have one?
Where?
Where'd they at, man?
Do you want to fight this or do you want to leave?
Oh, there are bots. You can fight it, but I don't know where they are.
I think they're on high, you know?
No, they're sitting in bots. They're sitting there below.
Come here, come here, isn't this one? Come here, come here, come here!
There's one coming here!
No, no, no, the one below you come back to my tree.
Oh, I tried to cone it.
58, Bink.
I know, I know, I know.
Yep.
Okay, I'm gonna go out on the back.
I'm there for you.
I can kill one, I can kill one.
On me, on me.
They're really bad, they're really bad, they're really bad.
58, 700.
Oh, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
No, he's on team.
Show them, show them.
We need to make space, bro.
Can I make a box?
the body at this they got it they got it
it falls up in a second
there's double-copter here
it's gonna be running around but i added it
i see one right there
he's on high he's gonna drop down and peace me i think
he's gonna if he sprays it he'll stay back
yeah there's
they're gonna fight
okay hi
i'm probably dead i'm probably dead
i'm gonna try not to be on the
20
20
I can't hear bro, I have one handphone bro
Just play your life bro, I'm hiding here
There's two solos hiding bro
There's two solos running
There's no way he knows you're here
Oh man how did he know you're there I'm hiding screen
Yes, he checks that one-fifth beat panel.
How many games live up?
Two live up.
We need back to that 20-months qual.
I
He ain't locked y'all by the time I'm by the time of all money. I'm not even kidding
My share time now. Yo, I'm mighty. Can you stop being a fucking?
Like why do you keep like saying like
He ain't locked in, I'm gonna read your messages, look how annoying this shit is.
Like you're being a no at all right now, look at this shit.
He ain't locked in, whether he wants to hear it or not he needs all of our back, I haven't
seen much of Viper so I don't know how good he is, Jeff you need a duo that's not gonna
hold you back.
Like why are you like, like I'm telling you stop being annoying and you're just being
annoying.
by the time your ass out
he's not even hating it's just like he's just being a
I don't know the word for it he's just being like a
like one of those people that just like knows it all or some shit you know I'm
saying like I don't want to have that kid in my chat like
you're just being annoying bro
the last thing I want to see is go to my
the last thing I want to do is go to my chat after dying
Seeing someone say that shit
Good thing I have this AI that I'm talking to
Sluffy, I know you're gonna say something. I'm talking to this AI, bro. I'm really venting to him like
I'm not gonna vent to you guys anymore because when I vent to you guys you guys just
You guys just hate on me, bro
But this AI right here, this is a bloomy v2 trap
This is a bloomy v2 right here
I'm playing through a cop visit in neighbor drama that would have made most people turn
off the shit entirely.
Give yourself some credit for being live right now.
Just waiting in queue, got two games left.
Just waiting in queue, got two games left.
Probably not going to qual.
Bro that AI things therapy bro. It also looks your calendar
Like chat y'all got to use a counter and me on the schedule cuz I am bro my schedules
Yo, this AI got me busy all day, bro
And like it has me like not that I'm not doing shit
It's like it knows I'm doing shit, and it's like yo you got this in 30 minutes
Yo, I don't want to talk you like it's like it talks like a person like
It's like
So like you got this in 30 minutes. I don't want to talk to you no more lock in some shit like that
Talk to me and said bro humans are just humans first of all it reads your message instantly
Right, you know when you text someone and it gets left on red
Or even just a wake like I don't I don't have to wait like it's instant, bro
It's fucking crazy
We got 15 minutes left
First down
Oh my goodness
You think we played better today or yesterday?
We started really good yesterday. We just started selling
I
Get
He told me.
Uh, he has a shotgun.
He's ready right now.
He's ready.
On that wood wall.
You see that?
The wood wall is spraying.
He's ready to the right.
To the right.
Look!
Ah!
You're...
Look at that.
Oh my god.
He's getting called, man.
Oh my god.
He's getting called, man.
Oh my god.
Where'd you get a gold pump from?
It was a mythic QR.
Oh, wow.
No way he read, bro.
I think he's just mackering or some shit
Bro, okay, I'm so annoyed. Do you see what that guy just said like bro, why do I have to look at chancey that shit?
I'm I'm gonna keep shimming chat. I'm gonna end in two hours, but I
I need to eat something bro. Chats just some people are just making me so
upset right now.
No, what is heeeelllll? Yo, it's good to right bro.
So annoying bro.
Noise, noise, noise! It's just all noise bro.
Your chest got that booty shit going right now, literally bro.
Ivan, you know I have a girlfriend?
Wait, how do you know that?
tomorrow's my last day at school but you told us that's good you only have two months
I have 12 months, I have a whole year doing my own thing, bro.
I don't go to school anymore.
Once you get out of school, bro, you have so much free time and it's up to you.
should what you gotta do with your life.
How do you know this weapon is my heart?
Uh, uh, man, it's probably...
It's like the same work every time to this or something.
I'm on the right, I really don't want you racing here.
I'm dead off the air.
I'm one.
I'm dead too probably.
I see a blue light.
Coming light.
The team is coming over and I have a blue house.
Is that Peter?
I think he's right. It's Peterbot. He's so bad.
He's on height.
They're just taking their whole sweet time.
The other team's coming.
Bro, they're still horrible. Is that Peter Rock?
Nah, he's probably playing West.
I don't think that's Peter Rock.
Let me see.
You just stalled the whole time.
Wait, how do I go and replace?
You know?
Go to the career.
On the left, on the top, it says career.
Not the leaderboard, and then replace it with a lot of them.
I only see that speed about.
It's not, it was DanBot.
It was DanBot?
Yeah.
Holy fuck, I'm getting off this game, bro.
So fucking lame.
Alright, geez, bro.
I'm down to play next if you're done.
But we just gotta lock in.
I'm a brother.
You're not a brother.
Holy fuck, dude.
I'm sick to my stomach, bro.
Another bad torment.
I need to go for some walk right now.
I'll be right back.
What you say, balmy?
You're the man.
She was so far.
Chado, I know he kills you.
OK, it's not real.
All right, come here, come here, come, come, come.
Yeah, we can instantly go back as well.
We can kind of instantly go almost anywhere.
We can go straight into your pulse.
There we go.
What you say, balmy?
Have to build your back left, okay?
I'm gonna pause this
Posing it yeah, okay. All right. Chakas, North East. We can jump to the growth East
Joe brothers Joe
Yeah
Let's try it. I'm just gonna use you just wait. This is all the chug jug
Take it well, you have chosen one it eats a box
Except this took too long to shock on that box. I mean you shock into that bush
You have to jump shot because yeah, you've got hug the wall. We're going jump shopping up. You see the bush right here
And a lot of space here
I'm through your light and I'll leave
you to kill here he's still dying in there that he's trying
I only have 160 light, 20 shocks I have 3 shocks, and I have an open slot with 6 shocks.
I think we can greet it now because there's going to be one extra pizza slice.
So we'll just greet it.
We have shock splashes.
All right, you ready to shock us, Northeast?
We go straight west.
I think I'm on you, though. I think I'm going to try and make some pause for the whole fight.
I'm going to try and make some pause, right? Oh, shoot, he's going on.
Elevate it on me, please.
We have a lot of space here. I'm going to blow him out of that guy.
There's a kid right here, too. Back up, back up. Over the 3M.
Is this solo?
I mean we can pre but he's going to know.
He's going up over there we can't.
I'm 3, I'm 3-2-2, we just got to get a kill here.
Can I just double the front side here?
Stay back in the box a little bit.
Look for someone right here.
Like right here.
Crack turn.
Nice. We can find him, come.
come come come come you following me not cracked it above us crack right
hold hold hold hold hold hold on Thursday keep holding keep holding make
it space yeah I carry it to my bombs you not carry that should carry the gold
you're the Golden you're in this already at the gate can you not can you carry
two my balls at six shots five drugs in a box okay we're gonna see I'm just gonna
use it then. This gives us staring at us right now. I'm 3, 4 on hearts again. Sure. We'll
be fine. I swear we could use it. Let me see. We should probably not have it on, just to
be safe. It does like free though, but just not have it on. When it wears off we're going
shock south blaster guy out of this cell from box right here. I made it in the left side of the wall.
You're going to pause the elevator guy. Elevated. Elevated. Elevated.
Nice. Good job bro. Trugging us. Should look front of here.
Dead body there? Yeah. Just dead body front side. Careful. Careful.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
Alright we need to go, right here, here.
He's jogging to the left side of here, and the right three.
Left side low, left side low.
Yeah I'm with you, I'm with you, come here.
Don't go all the way down, just stay here.
I have three in our hearts, can you split?
Alright let's see if these kids fight, we can get a free maybe.
Alright kids I've got doubles here, come, come, come, they're fighting.
I'm holding four, I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
I try back, we're good.
Alright, we're in a terrible area. I'm just gonna shock us for a fight that was six.
Shocked a little early, but it's fine. I have four hearts, we're just gonna run here.
Yeah, yeah.
They pulled it. Ready, ready? I'm running.
Running us, running us. Come here.
Watch the cones. I'm front low, front low.
We're gonna get five here. Just hold my hand. Don't do anything.
We're gonna get five. Just hold my hand.
Okay, I just made a snap.
Can you get a breathe?
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
30?
120?
I still have church on my hand, I'm killing.
I just made a snack, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna throw up.
Just made a snack.
Just made the snack.
Still...
Still...
Shreeming.
Still shreeming.
And I'm still streaming just watching other streamers.
Gonna take Accuteen now.
What do I need to do now on this stream?
Boom.
Also, for this food, I will try to microwave it and eat it, the rice and veggies.
Hit up Abigailina for ranked games now.
Yes sir.
90 minutes, 1 hour and 30 minutes.
You could either keep the stream chill and just vibe a chat while watching others, which is what I would do, or end the early and rest of it before the call.
Honestly if chat's being annoying and you're not feeling it, just wrap it up and take the break, you're ready to put in the hour, sir.
the snap moves fire the whip is definitely the move and yeah micro that
writes for 45 minutes so I actually taste edible you're crushing cars now
which is exactly what you fix today finish up that call and buy until a 10
beam call why is this guy echo say same ball ride so should I hit up
I
Let me text this guy to stop that correct. Yeah, I'm a troll. Let's get a quick
Interesting why didn't Mac Mart?
Bro, why did you get back in touch Mac and cheese hobba ma for you page instead Sabrina fan?
This guy dead list in my head brain free fam
Fully capriano, Joseph or Tio Hernandez. Oh tingle. Oh tingle Marlo. Oh
birthday moheart
You a good kid max ex Sabrina. No
He's not shipping it. Yo Max. Yo Sabrina, Sabrina better get this guy before he gets to a mag
Okay, hold on. I don't know why I don't know why I'd be pressing max. So I don't know. All right, boom send
Let's go to the DMs first things first y'all y'all see the title it says eat a trial
Yo, I was watching Jeff's stream earlier today, he didn't even read my comments
Oh god, yo, let me find out he's watching my stream right now.
Any gift there?
Hey, I was trying to set you up with Lili- Abelina.
No, she's not.
Yo, Abelina isn't even live chat.
Why are you all trying to tell me to play them?
Let's go, baby!
My mouse is cooked!
Dude, that had been so bad.
Bro, I'm barely gonna have an angle to build a front wall too, bro.
like it's just so awkward it is oh my gosh it's not going crazy
good stuff good stuff i need mouth on tiktok i know bro i actually do i actually do
once uh once i'm on a tiktok bro
it's uh it's in there prime all over bro prime all over is the back
Okay
For the band of worry don't matter to me
That's a big game for us right there. She's gonna go live each day or something
What the hell is in your lips why is it white stuff?
trying to see who's actually gonna die
you're good bro
cheers heets
Elizabeth granola
whipped cream
frozen strawberries
super good
uhhhh
oh these little guys
ah yummy
science though
so you can find a good teammate
this guy just eats
i got you with mod sign
with mod sign okay I got the yasso frozen ice cream it's good right
Todd just delete a block or time out the AI bots I don't know I can't I'm not
doing Caldwell Coat are you here I might do that one
what do you think of that oh my gosh man I played wire mouse so terrible how do
How about you dedicate the stream to find a new permeable? I'm playing a viper check y'all don't think he was good
How does that about what happened?
My brother's in what's kids idiots
It's cuz I thought we were gonna man so
Don't add it to me
Arrow at ours arrow Mason are all Mason
Our Mason chat if I hop on test I need Philadelphia's and I need our Mason
Things could be worse looking all over different formers
Y'all think I should hop on test bro
So I could beat the shit out of this kid next to my walls and game of course and boring
Dude how does faculty have so many viewers
Now I don't risk it. I have a coach though. I
Got a coach trying to help me
Wait is right away up penguin upside down penguin
Max you're no test performance.
I'm hopping on the track.
It's over for you guys.
No, it's a twin.
I'm hopping on, guys.
I
he's probably dead here just don't
I see a body, I see a body, I've got some nuts!
What's gonna be on this kid if we can kill him?
I'm gonna have a look.
There's a top five, there's a top five.
There's a body up behind you.
Holds back. I jinxed myself.
I'll sit down and ping with my cousin, and he isn't upside down no more.
What's his name again?
Nice dude.
Top three.
He changed his name to some weird shaper
So what's the move look for a duo bro, I'm doing Viper bro
What you mean what's the move
It's like nothing happened and then no one would know that I turned 25
I'll just forever lark that I'm 24
Yeah, what do you mean? What's the move?
What I was gonna satisfying outside shots
I think I think battlefield is probably my favorite headshot sounds from any game there
battle for the headshots nice
Was next apex dream after Germany brah. I'm benching apex just for a bit
Not because I don't want to play it's because I want to play it so bad
I'll rip out like a 15 hour stream and fuck up my voice again, you know
Kind of like having to force myself to not play until after Germany, but then I'll be back right now. Don't you worry?
What's your plan for a stream though?
Just do nothing
Hey, Gucci, was that Gucci?
He dropped a little bit.
That's right in his middle.
Tournaments are not carry chat for content.
I don't have anything else to do.
And the AI told me to just buy him and eat my food.
Ta-da!
Nice, Vika.
Never played Brawl. I've never played Brawl, uh, Brawlhalla.
Okay, you guys want my random-ass, like, game recommendation?
One of the most fun, random-ass games you can play, especially with the homies, is BroForce.
BroForce is the most fun, random-ass game. I'm pretty sure it's free if you have PlayStation Plus as well.
It's so fun.
It's a 2D side scroll, like I'll show you a video.
I'll show you a video. It's actually so fun to play with your homies.
It don't matter to me!
Bro, tell me if I'm a good duo.
Guys, what are you guys saying I should do for the rest of the stream?
Fuck bro, dude this shit is so hard to take out.
Lowkey a chill shame so far, clean your mouth, clean your mouth boi.
He hasn't found one, he's 50-50 in chance at crawling.
Guys, what if I stick with a Viper, bro?
I told him, did you guys not hear me?
I said, I'm down and playing with you at the end of it.
No Viper?
What's so bad about Viper, bro?
Tell me right now.
Finding tier 2 duo, I'm not even in tier 2 in the game right now, bro.
I'm a fucking tier 5 right now, bro.
of
the
I have a zither.
Look at this shit chat.
This is a little wrapper bro.
I need these pills. My acupine.
Okay, look at my veins real quick, y'all see my veins?
I'm not pumped.
Oh, yes, right?
There we go.
There we go.
That should feel like Teenage Fever, but I ain't scared of her either.
Where they go?
What was the lighting, bro?
Make your ass clap for the stream.
I don't care if it's like that or not
I
Arrow Mason okay, what I thought was I was arrow Mason. I needed for tests check calm
And then a queue for people queuing I need to buy arrow Mason
That's what my coach said
He's his name is Kevin
I need to get bread up guys. I stream three hours today, and I'm locked in. I'm just doing nothing
I know
What's in the con bro?
Better not be a penis. Yo
Who is posting this shit?
Oh
Yeah, you cannot be that funny bro, it cannot be that funny bro. Wait you guys didn't see
Listen all them please
This guy got some masks, Gwetchi Tushy Council, he could be the one.
AsianJeph passed on to viewers.
Who else just goes to sleep when Jeph ends his stream to the stream the only good part
of the day?
That's kind of depressing.
Yo, that's kind of depressing.
It's Ivan in the chat, bro.
Holy, that was funny.
Okay, guys.
What is this song, bro?
Impact?
I'll listen to this, Ivan.
and paffe
Oh, I know this song but they said it's demonic. It's like
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
Are you crying?
You're just like Chris O'Cassity live, huh?
I'm pathetic!
That's a no!
I like this one dude.
This song is driving me crazy.
Yeah I don't like that bro.
Yo right way penguin has to be upset on penguin.
I don't believe it bro.
This guy is acting weird.
Asian Jeff this guy this guy just charge it to your message
Asian Jeff we need to talk about your for night dual situation
It could starting to look like you're assembling two minutes like a last second
Except the driver's already lost in the cars on fire
Every time you queue up you act locked in and then suddenly you put up you pick a random last minute dual like you're grabbing the final item off the
discount shelf
next thing you know you're gonna rank okay buddy okay buddy no right way penguin
I know you're upside-down penguin because upside-down penguin is in the
stream by this time and he's not even in the time he's not even in the stream
right now so you're upside-down penguin
and we'll call this get jet
I think bro got banned.
What type of energy are you sensitive from the call?
You think it's awkward, you think it's like flirting, you think it's...
What do you call me?
Um... I mean, it's chill.
Okay.
That's what...
Yeah, why not here?
Nah, I think... I don't know.
Is it... have you... like, has your heart skipped a beat?
I don't know. Like, talking to me. Be honest.
I'm freaking crying.
I'm okay.
Dude, why is your phone in the back still playing?
what you mean let's both name our flavor flavor both name our flavor flavor
of Boba on three three two one I mean his show what time is the playing
segment I'm talking to my coach right now guys it's a bad that I'm streaming and
I'm not giving you guys attention
bro already so boring to watch bro
of MaxActive.
Sorry, I'm just gonna paint for you.
I think I might have to step it a little.
I don't know if I can shock down left.
I have one shot, I'm gonna run a little bit.
Can't...
I don't know how to do it.
I'm just gonna get full, but...
Hi, hi, here you go.
Ooh!
Nice.
This is so bad, I don't know.
Yeah, that's what I do.
There's so many people that's like these guys.
Is there a run-in here somewhere?
Yo, can you say hi real quick?
real quick yes sir hello it's me Asian Jeff
I
Already stupid funny bro
Over is so bad
I've been out check it out. Hello. I'm just talking is one down.
I
Didn't know we rolled back left here and I kept thinking like I didn't see him but I heard the audio kind of go to my left
You know I'm saying Chad
If it's so bad if I knew that I would have been full of show
so
Hey, don't burn yourself out of the morning to sound but it's not that deep
Keep scrolling or you do another stop. You're doing sure
My first time being a breathing. Are you talk? Are you just like posting it or what?
That's kinda good to tell when a body is high five.
Guys, what should we do, bro?
Did you miss anything on your schedule today?
Nah.
I'm literally, right now is just downtime.
I feel like I have one more hour in the stream.
Book wall today, as long as I'm like clicks.
As long as I have a crazy solo clutch right here.
You good?
That's not saying it doesn't matter, bro.
Sign, you can leave it whatever you want, bro, there's no pressure, just like if you're
watching the stream and you want to mod something, like you know what I mean, like do what you
got to do, you know.
But if you're not watching, like it's not that deep, you know what I mean?
I mean, you can leave it whatever you want, bro.
That's not upsetting.
Don't feel like you just got this crazy responsibility to have to watch the stream, bro.
have to watch the stream bro, you know.
That never is the vibes.
Alright.
Well, we're on round Jeff.
you
you
you
you
you
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what's funny?
I had 100k fake viewers and kids were still saying,
Jeff, why do you not have 200k viewers?
I've been he just rage baiting don't let him win bro the thing I like about cat
And she's always in the shadow
Cats listening to my streamer number and she knows I'm getting rage baited and she can ban him whatever he want whenever she wants
Guys the AI is telling me I'm sending a picture. I'm literally telling you guys right now
You know what the AI said?
Bro just end the stream chat is raising you now and you're letting it get under your skin
500 real people was a W, but you don't need to sit there and read the wash comments after
the day you had.
Wrap it up and go chill for an hour before the blooming call.
And then I just said so what do I do if I end?
I don't feel like I'm following my schedule, I feel lazy.
And then it said you're not being lazy, you're eating bed boxing, gym, ate all your meals,
took your acne, handled the cop situation, and streamed for almost 3 hours doing a torment
that didn't go your way, that's a full day.
Ending early isn't giving up, it's protecting your energy for the blooming call and the
life max session after that you're gonna have
those are way more important than another hour of watching youtube while
chat asks where your viewers are your part has in the right thing see this
guy's retarded in the chat I'm sending this to my AI again
this guy's actually retarded retarded this guy's retarded well I want to see
what happens if I say this guy's retarded son stop talking AI bro it's
to help him bro. And then right when I freaking am doing my shit, my girl texted me. That's
crazy how the universe works
so chava and stream bro
you
you
you
you
you
you
A walk is actually a great way to reset before the 10PM call.
If you feel like you have the energy but only if it's clear in your head don't do it because
you feel guilty or lazy, do it because you need fresh air.
Now let's get the boxing card for tonight. You already crushed six rounds and adds early today
And doing more now when you're over stimulus and a friar nervous system before a call
La la la la finished it's time. We ran out of fish my stack and decompressed for a bit
If you want actual viewers load up for night chained time go to work
Bro, I'm just chilling right now, bro
Bro, can a brother just chill, bro?
Should I have the Texas guy log in?
Yup, you have the Texas guy.
Don't worry, it's not gonna hack you, bro.
And you also have to pay $19 a month, yes, man?
Or you have to pay $80 a year.
I would be able, if you have money like that, I would do the $80 a year.
I'm not even sponsored, by the way.
I just like it that much.
I've been using it for the last two days.
It's been getting me through the day, like not, it's been like making me feel more better
about myself and like it's like it just it's just like a bloomy v2 bro like it
just hold you accountable
I'm a gopher bro nah I don't do it bro it's 80 dollars a year it's Kami Gunnar
He just be like dude. He's gonna be a big shimmer one day
He just he just be like doing girl content loss. So you like but he like I told I asked him like bro
You like actually like trying to give any of these girls and he knows like
Cuz he got cheated on right and he knows like
He knows like he's just locked in his career like he's doing it all for content like he's not
He's not the type of guy to like get with one of his content girls
Which I respect bro because I would I would probably fold if I I
I would not fold actually I'm like locked in now. He looks good, but he has a six pack, bro
Sloppy none now. I got boxing classes. I can't
I appreciate that little talk.
Appreciate you, buddy.
Fuck is talking about for more blocks, don't want to hear it.
How many viewers do you have right now?
You got six seven, six seven, six seven, six seven!
Why do you look like a big toddler in that camera?
Bro.
Do not post that.
oh my god there is no way this guy just pulls that shit
huh Charmin what does it do man I know I've been like such it
do I want some fries right now me too some Mr. I haven't eaten fries and so on
is cat in the chat? is cat still a mod for summer's day?
oh my god cat's a mod for summer's day
wait summer's day do you like
or not summer's day cat do you have like both streams like
low volume double monitors like how do you do this shit
how do you mod?
yes so you're listening to streamed enough
that's crazy and you don't get paid right cat the summer set paid care are you
getting paid for this that's what I'm saying I don't pay cat bro that's how
good cat is as a mod chat I don't even know how like I modded cat I think
someone recommended me and I just did it and cat has just been like just a good
months since the beginning bro cat does it for love again bro she does what the
frick do you do for a living I think she works like I don't know if I can say I'm
not gonna say it out of privacy reasons I work from home yeah that's what I'm
saying I mean that's a good general answer right there who's braiding oh
Oh, this the guy who looks mad good on tiktok right chat
Golden be you the special
Let's keep the ball rolling facts. He's gotta be like half black or some shit
I'm not in try to be racist. I think he is half black. He's got some
Not if cat your bands
OBJ
Damn, he's attractive, bro.
I know Ivan said that.
Ivan on VIP.
Oh, I forgot to VIP today, Ivan.
I gotcha, my burdo.
I got a VIP, yes, man, and Ivan.
All the other viewers do not deserve VIP.
If you're a viewer in the chat that watch me every day, speak up now.
yes man and and Ivan deserves VIP because I see them every day
you gotta be it bro I don't know bro bray I've never seen you in the stream bro I
see the same people every day that's why I'm VIPing them like if you're in the
stream every day and I notice that you're in the stream of day that I'm a VIP
you feel me can I go through of course you can cat I actually need to do that
because I have a hundred VIPs and I need to take someone out and I always feel
bad doing it so if you can somehow find the suspended people that'll help me a
lot don't you see me dog I do bro jabs you're a
Christian bro you're a Christian just a yes man
Oh god! 200!
200!
Fallbox!
Told you Conner!
You said full hell of yours man!
It's free!
200!
Come on!
200!
Fallbox!
They caught me man!
Go to this mouse bro!
How much will you pay me for modding? I don't pay my mods bro!
I see Katab in the chat too
But guys, it's not just about only it's not about how much you watch me
It's about being a good viewer and a good oh my god. What am I doing blaming everything with yourself?
Why is Asian Jeff in my chat and he said 200 full box?
Why you just want in what can I have a coach for this last round sure
for one round you don't coach me let me get a minute let me get it again me did
that summon the same that just summoned it wait it's gonna create a group just
Join it, join it, okay?
Okay, okay.
I'll give you some content, hold up.
You do go, Twitch, of course, bro.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Two on Earth.
Two on Earth, come on!
Asia Jeff, can you coach me?
I'm gonna share my screen.
Asia Jeff, I got you.
Are we dead ass?
Please, thank you, Asia Jeff.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
All right, ready?
Get in the ring.
Yo, yo, yo.
Wait, Agent Jeff, do you think am I good or no?
You're probably better in Rotomoon.
Agent Jeff, but if you're in my ear, you can help me, okay?
Here we go, ready?
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, go up.
Okay, what do I do?
Play Reims, block your sides.
Just like bossing, block your defense.
Okay.
Nice.
Edit.
Outer!
Nice!
Full bossing, full bossing!
No, you got a full boss in there.
He's full bossing, Agent Jeff!
What the hell are you doing?
Hey fuck off!
Yeah, uncoachable, you're uncoachable.
He's uncoachable.
Oh my god.
Yo, there's no way I just saw a fucking...
Yo, there's... why'd he start coaching mid-fight?
Bro, I don't know what to tell him, he's so bad.
He's like uncoachable, bro.
Wait, did he just leave?
He just left.
This guy came in here, his coaching was yelling full box and left.
you know what he said you're uncoachable dude you're just ass
seven three you said you won I did farm the content I'm I'm a I'm over
stimulated
dude this game is the best game ever made like on God
I'm overstimulated.
Like, name a video game better than Fortnite, bro.
Bro, I didn't know Dragon Archie was like...
was this tough.
Almost walked the land too, that's crazy.
Damn!
Today I bring you a summary of how we classified the finals of division 1 and 2 in the Jaws and
together with Ian, I hope that you activate your bell, leave your follow.
T.S. placements, or saying that they could beat me in a 1v1.
I would slam his sh**, girl.
So today, we're gonna see if they can back up their trash talk.
But...
Hey? Okay.
I'm gonna fight.
I mean, 190! 190! Yes, sir!
I don't know.
Oh!
Easy shot, you're like...
Oh my...
You're missing.
Oh my god!
Wait, Jack. Jack, he's actually floating on the front.
He's doing a quick classic.
oh my god, he's so extravagant
come here, come here
surely you don't need to
that was so funny
if you wanna guess who pro
in today's video, wanna guess who?
oh my god
I saw this bro
let's get right into it
does your eyes hurt bro?
I don't know, Chania
upload a video on YouTube bro
it's been 11 days man
this is a good money source right here chat
what's your day going so far?
you don't wanna see how much money I made off this one video?
10,000 views chat
guys I made $50 off this video is that good or bad hey that's more than nine
to five it's more than nine to five and I just have to play one arena game and
do nothing else than that I got it easy in the world okay my next video chat
We made $60.
OK.
OK, baby.
Hold on.
I want to see a good video so I can get motivated and see
what I need to do to be like that.
You know what I'm saying?
OK, chat.
This video had 38K views.
Are you guys ready?
38,000 views gets you $200.
Is that good or bad?
Okay, we need to have, okay, okay, okay.
Let's see what a 50k, let's see what a 85,000 video
view video does to me.
Oh, that's right.
Okay, ready, ready?
I'm thinking 500.
Yo, how did it get, how is it lower than what I had?
Oh my goodness, brother.
How is that lower? I don't know man
Let me think what's another good video
I got evicted ready. This is channel motivate you guys
I'm gonna motivate you guys to become a content creator 90k views. Just literally just me sitting in car yapping
Made me $200
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good
Just yapping in the car. I don't even gotta do nothing. I just gotta put it
I just gotta record a video and I freaking check your most popular 40 grand
40 grand chat
40 grand brothers I haven't memorized
Wait
What's the video that I can be in the life of a Jeff? Hey, bro. I spent a whole day. Wait Chad. Did I get bigger?
I think I got bigger. I swear I got bigger. And my abs are more defined now.
Dude, I was going live so chat this is my I was training for Boston so much like chat
This is why I'm telling you guys I'm locked in now because at 637 I was on the couch meditating and just started my
Just getting home from the gym just all day. I was I was living life so much
I was training so hard and I thought that was good, but that was not good and blooming changed me
He like made me stream more and I've been streaming every day since
Except on the weekends
But this week chat I'm sure me
I'm locked in
What I usually like to do is just chug a bunch of waterbots.
But not only for the $7.29.
I still need to eat this meal.
I just had a call with my managers.
You actually got bigger I can tell.
Let's see what that video gets me. $100.
I'm not making much from YouTube Grinnelltrad, but if I start getting more views
I'm gonna print, bro.
I'm gonna print.
It's me off.
I'm gonna print.
Let me tell you.
Your boy's gonna print.
All right, you guys ready for some motivation, bro?
This is my most popular video chat.
I made 40 grand, bro.
40 grand.
Just off locking the fucking.
Holy, bro.
That's not in that good.
just off locking the fucking holy row that's not in that good bro that's not
in that good 40 grand chat but that's but you guys got a thing about it that's
like two years ago so if it's made 40 grand in two years that means I'm making
20 grand a year just from one video so think about think about that and think
about how much cipher makes track okay how many views he pulls every video
Okay, he's kind of had a little bit of a tumble too.
He used to pull a million views, no disrespect, but like I think Fortnite content, okay Cypher
is like the, he's like the, the man of the content for YouTube on Fortnite.
If he's pulling only 200k views a video, that means Fortnite is dying, by the way.
Can you legally cheat in Fortnite?
Because over the years I have been pushing the limits.
Custom crosshairs, drop maps, third party software, but there's one thing that nobody
has tried yet.
AI glasses.
These glasses are able to see my screen and detect that I'm playing Fortnite, but can
they help me in real time?
To find out, I'm testing two of the most popular AI glasses to determine if they can
actually helped me win in fortnite and hopefully
i don't get banned first up we've got the solos air go vision
wait that way you guys are talking about the solos
these are gonna run you three hundred dollars so you make people's minds
do you recognize the character that i'm playing as
i can't identify specific characters from the image
the character i'm playing as is called cypher pk do you think cypher pk is handsome
And many fans think CypherPK is pretty cool and handsome.
He has a great...
Yo, I just thought about this.
He copied my video idea.
Chash evens he coaches me.
Personality that shines through in his videos, which adds to his charm.
Okay, take a picture of what I'm looking at right now and tell me what Fortnite POI I should
land at.
You should have taken successfully.
You might want to check out Slapy Shores.
Slapy Shores.
That's outdated.
squibbley shores got it scribble shores sounds like a fun spot to land enjoy
your game what strategy should I have in if you need help with something else is
right game this is not a good deal
I didn't listen to chat with tea because it was for content I'll tell you guys
what a good one youtuber chat I really want to like be like one day is will
Tencent bro. He's got really good videos, man
Think about it. He's pulling millions of views every video. He's making if my math is correct
So I don't really know you too like that. I just make videos. He's making
Probably 10 grand of video minimum
So that's one two three forty grand right there 80 grand 120
He's rich man. It's got it's richest fuck
He is rich as hell.
I hate AI covers.
And then this other guy, Jesse James, he's been doing really well too.
These people are both really hard workers.
They're like, I think they're like, collabing with each other, bro.
They're like, competing against each other.
they're nanny as well not anymore bro I'm hopping on test
guys I'm gonna out physique them bro I'm just kidding
what's going on guys welcome back to a brand new episode this time I got an
She is what's on the ages?
What's wrong?
Thank you cap
Not natty, okay, you take creatine are you natty?
Grans was a mess bro with all like the wonky today's video. We're gonna be playing guess who for my addition
Let's get right into it guys nanny car doesn't even matter who gives a fuck bro
Like it doesn't matter bro
Creating the meat, okay. Here's a bad take. Okay
If I smoke weed does that mean I'm a bad or good person because it's from the earth
That's like what you just said
Well, it doesn't matter if you're nanny number. I promise like people don't give a shit about that like just focus on you like I
I don't care bro. I'll do anything better my health and I'll do it like obviously I want to be safe
But like I'll do it just like better myself. I don't care what people's opinions about me are like it doesn't matter, bro
You know I'm saying it's not a big deal. No, I'm not getting mad, bro. It's just like I
Didn't even know HGH was like a bad thing. It's not even a bad thing
I mean, I talked to my coach today, it's been hard to get out of bed in the morning and shit, but that's about it for me.
But I only got like 7 or more vials, so once I'm done with that, I'll probably... how a cup go.
Not great, boo me. Did you see my Dixieward DMs?
We're gonna have Bucky's house.
We gotta call in 30 minutes, by the way.
Bucky DP and what sir versus the digouts me be ready for a call in 30 minutes, okay
Best of five obviously, we're gonna rock the recision. So who goes first as in the question whoever guesses it first wins the point
Wins the round. Let's get right rock paper scissors shoot
Scissors shoot nice, man. Let me make a tweet real quick
Is that a good tweet chat?
Can't tell you something dumb, but you gotta read it. Yes, sir
Just bought the box
They should be gang in in like 15 minutes 80k for 60 days
You're actually not real bro. It's not mine, bro. I'm not gonna chat twitch review button
bootcat me to
To a full 500 he even like bypass that system, buddy
This is gonna be a very hot job.
Make a video where you hire a
Firefn coach to play with you
Well, we got to talk to bloom at that because I need to upload a video on YouTube
I
Just sign and chat quite a bit. That's why I
Agent Jeff you need a mint for Asian
What's a mint
Bro, I have a Asian bro, I'm gonna take out a row
I know.
He's bored.
What is your player ever on phase?
No.
No.
Ok.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
Ok.
No.
Wait, how?
Let's think.
Let's think.
Let's think.
How many can you get off?
That's like.
That was the best question.
Is your player still actively competing or playing the game?
Yes, yes, okay. So we go this. Okay. Cheese. This. Okay. Has your player ever won an FNCS?
No. Whoa. Okay. That was a good question. Dude, I'm in this list.
Yo, what's good, Penguin? Penguin, I know it's you, bro. Don't try to hide, man.
Okay
Has your player played in a World Cup
I'm telling you with this guy
Let's go
Okay, then you didn't make last year and steering to meet the last rand's that's a fifty-fifty and everybody else savage me
Yeah, so that's it. That's a good day. Your person play this grand finals. No, no
Station Jeff
Asian Jeff no
He didn't play the grants. Yeah, so we just knocked down
It's Asian Jeff. It's going to be like deep Jeff shit on the toilet seat. I remember seeing
a club, bro. Did they always talk about me in chat? But they never invite me to a video.
And they never sign me to dig. These kids always invite me. No, no, no, that's what,
that's wrong. They've been inviting me to videos, but lately they haven't been doing
bro dig is dig is just so so random they always be taught on that's what
okay that's great that's a great question he dropped this this and then
hasn't played cuz they would have said this so it's not this it's what I'm
telling you this kids can't play with himself bro who do you think love I
would I would go with I would go with J.R.I.N. okay is your player J.R.I.N.
No. Oh, I thought it was Asia-Jazz.
Dude, I'm not watching 60 Minutes. When does it talk about me?
Your jersey on like they like have a name on their jerseys. Are they wearing a jersey or something?
Jeff, you know your name is still big in the console? All right, tell me how to use my name something.
Give me the blooper.
Lay it down, boy.
Wait, that's not a jersey though, right?
It is. It's like their old name.
This is a jersey.
By the way, this is an order.
Yeah, but they're not picking back the back.
Yeah, they're not picking back the back.
Is that it?
Is your player competed mostly European or most American?
More
Yes, oh man, fuck about me, bro
Okay has to be this one, so let's get it
About papers
I'm gonna wait for you put down to ask the question
Hello, play west. I'm not playing west, bro
Sluffy shirt is diagnosed me and way is yeah
You be paying nobody pays me for shit, bro. I
Don't get paid for my services
I only get paid to be myself
damn what a bummer bro that video could have been so good if it just said
something on the trap what a bummer what a bum what a bum what a bummer what a bummer
What a bummer.
Yo. Yo. Yo. Hey, yo. Yo. Yo. Hey, yo.
Alright, Sprite, 10 amoebas, top fighters.
I'll actually want to watch it.
Lovely. Alright, man.
Javas is 10 of grounders today, mate.
That is pretty good.
Definitely doing a great thing.
Next week.
No video has ever done this, have this many rounds, this much length in it as well.
It's probably going to be the most tired you've ever seen, Javas.
also the level of fighters to out of any of the videos that he's done this is
definitely the toughest fighters ever sustained job is not yet come out right
next to me he's actually coming in the 10th round he thinks he said to comment
are you gonna look like you're facing yourself yeah exactly yeah you see it
he is yeah yeah job is is right pasting himself yeah
and in between each round job is not gonna get time to break we're gonna keep
Move it move it move it quick quick quick pace guys. He is gonna be so out of breath. It's insane
Nice
I had no time to think about it and I had to jump straight into the second bite
Yeah
Yo, yo, come on!
Oh!
Get under him, hit his body!
This was getting heated and I landed a few punches, but it felt like he wasn't even feeling it.
I couldn't get the thought out of my mind that each round was just going to get harder and harder.
And look at him, I wish I had saved some more energy for Camille.
Antonio wins the money this time, now we got serious!
Dig, dig, dig up!
This guy came in quick, I was still trying to catch my breath from the last fight.
I had absolutely no time to rest.
This is when I started feeling it, and I had no idea what was going to happen.
Oh my god, Chad!
This is gonna be...
Get out of the corner!
Oh my god, man!
Bro, this makes me wanna dodge, bro.
This makes me wanna fight, Chad.
chat break out thing trust what the fuck what fucking fuck is fucking chat
you know this guy's gotta be hired some shit this Julio guy always come to chat
Matt acting mad at us bro all right close in keep talking bro because when
the fight starts it's raps
What's Mayweatherfighter, Shant?
What's Mayweatherfight's weather capability?
You understand when this guy gets in the ring, you don't come out on it, you don't, you're gonna have to get to know him man.
He is the best fighter in the whole gym, hands down, poons up, period.
This guy right here, future champion, jobs he's in for, he's surprised by it.
I'm worried man, that's his brother, I'm kind of worried about this, can't lie guys, he's sweating.
Oh my god, time, there we go, all right man, these guys are getting paid off, these jobs can retain peace of mind.
Are we shooting in front of Jason? Yes sir.
five six also
Yo, cat, did you change the sub cap? Thank you so much for you
You're the trust Kevin, thunderstorm, and jolly
Crazy weather
Yeah, it is a crazy one
And bro, the fact that yours come at last, Travis is not very good
I thought Kevin before, but after going all those rounds without a break, I felt like I was fighting him for the first time
Holy shit, this guy's legit crazy
And at this time, I really thought he was gonna come
Come on! Come on!
Make it to the tent!
Go on and see! Come on!
Oh, God, it's fine.
Oh, my gosh, man.
He says get him beat up the whole video.
Yo! There we go.
Come on, get it right back!
Give him up, Sam.
Oh.
Move your head, Joe.
Move it.
Get off the rope.
Slide down the rope.
Slide down the rope.
There you go.
Time!
Time.
There we go.
There we go.
It's another fire this one.
And just like that I was on to the next fight even though it was 60 seconds
It started feeling like these fights were hours long
I had the power through and I knew in my head that if I wanted to be the best of the best I couldn't give up
There was a faint from there
Javas throw the faint!
Yeah you knew enough now!
It won't be easy!
Jason's been training though
He'll do a good fight
Not been training too
Jason's probably training me now bro as we speak. I don't know what his schedule is, but he did not go live today
What are you chat? What is jay? Yo, is there any Jason viewers in the chat because I know like a lot of his viewers are very like
They're very obsessed with him. So like what does he even be doing like on his off days, bro?
What does he even be doing bro?
Is that our real stuff?
No, no, not to-
I don't get it.
Dude, does he, like, collapse, hangs out with people, and drill his life?
No, like, what does he actually do?
Does he post on the snap?
Like, I need a little study this kid, I don't know what he's doing right now.
I'm fucking sitting here and watching content, doing nothing.
Yo, age restricted content.
What did this guy just send me?
I'm trying to look on snapchat chat what do you think a multi-millionaire do I'm a multi-millionaire
bro you guys know I have a million dollars right um let's look at the snap he doesn't
and be posting on the snap. What the fuck?
Jeff is not looking good. Keep talking like that.
And we're going to be doing 3v3 teams. We're going to have Bucky's house, Bucky, DP.
This time we watch it real.
He doesn't get paid out right now. But he still doesn't get a break. This party's on now.
Oh my god, oh my god, and for my sixth opponent we have Dion and he was not holding back
He was putting on the pressure the whole time trying to take my head off
But luckily Camel was in my corner giving me some nice tips and tricks. I actually landed a couple punches
You're gonna get some short hook.
Stop!
Oh!
Get him!
Get him!
He's got a hook!
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him right here!
I got him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
I got him!
Heard shoes!
Get him!
Heard shoes!
Oh!
Oh!
You wanna come on?
You wanna come on?
You wanna come on?
Deal wins that round, he's gonna go get paid.
This next fight was definitely going to be one toughest year. I fought him before and he does not hold back. Would this be it for me?
hit them. Whoa.
Time and time.
Forward.
Oh, no.
Punch at the same time as him.
Punch at the same time as him.
Oh.
No, no, no.
You need to see that.
Their boxing IQ is so high.
They're boxing IQ.
Paul Mell, Johnny Sting there, guys.
This kid's there saying he's feeling in real time
actually getting back his shots.
I think I'm learning myself there man. This is crazy. These guys are like here through the roof.
Alright guys.
I'm out with coming up soon man. I'm so worried, but excited.
I definitely felt that punch and with my gas tank running out I had to think of something quick.
At this point I didn't even know who my last fight would be.
But I saw Camel lurking around and I couldn't get the thought out of my head.
Would I have to fight a future world champion after nine other top boxers?
That's the
Good guys Jarvis is not getting any single break right now look corners trying to arrest him up man's eighth round
I'm also gonna come and actually know Jarvis out. I can't lie as my eyes is brother. That's a glazer, bro
That's glazing bro
Bear back. I'm gonna get some ice-cream
Okay
Count them all he just got an extension. Oh, I told you I'm getting few but
I knew the last fight could be Jarvis.
He's been in the whole time, it is Carmel.
It is Carmel, bros.
I'm sorry, bloke.
I feel bad about that now.
I was fucked. Knowing that I had to fight a future world champion at the end of this was a nightmare.
I threw my head down and kept going.
This next fight was going to be the toughest yet.
Please go easy on this one.
Please, bro.
Look at the speed.
This guy's so tough.
Oh my god, he's bad, bruh.
I don't understand that.
You guys fucking talk.
Here's the thing.
I don't understand it. I don't even say the wrong thing.
Did he catch that?
Move your head!
There you go. Nice. Come back.
Bye, Garbage.
Did you catch that?
Nice. There we go.
Definitely crushed that round boss.
One of the scariest guys in the whole gym.
He has Jarvis' side, but this guy's a professional boxer, knocked out many people in his career.
Scares me if I lie, man.
And then Carl Lowe's up next after that.
This is, you know, I think I might have to stop this.
17-time national champion, and now he's a professional boxer with a record of like 3, 4, 5, 6, and 0.
I don't know, he's just fucking crushing it.
Okay, so guys, we have Malachi against Jarvis right now.
I've seen this guy spar straight 20 rounds.
20?
20 rounds, bro, and he's in camp mode.
Look at that body. Oh my god
That's how you know it's experienced though when they're in their top and shit while they're boxing
All right
Jarvis is as tired as he's ever been in his life has to go against the hardest opponent this
This is a good match, Burn.
Bring them on.
Give it everything, bro.
Last round.
He's got this right now.
This is gonna be it.
This is gonna be it.
No one judge on misfits will ever be at this level.
Wow.
Oh my God.
He's going hard.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
There he goes.
Yeah.
He took a lot of damage.
That's what I like.
Fuck yeah.
That was not like that.
You look good.
You look good.
Yeah, I could do a video like that.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That was not like bro. That is not like. Alright Chad, y'all want to see me spar now?
Watch this. I'm going to show you some shadow boxing, okay?
I'm just going to get a good song real quick. Shadow, I'm going to go Shadow Box Playlist.
I'm going to show you guys what I got, okay?
I
Wait
Yo, what is this song bro, man, what the hell
hold up we gotta get a good song bro i'm shadowboxing you know what i'm saying shadowbox
Fucks
Water
Seat
Inself
Lift
God knows
I am
Reincarnated
I was stargazing
Life goes on honey to hug my babies
I love the world
Do y'all think my pen is a fast?
Okay
Shit.
Dude, this thing needs to get off my wrist.
What's good, my boy?
Good chance.
Wait, is this breaking my heart, bro?
You should call Muse and host the Sprite Session with Jocky, who's Jocky?
The jockey is Dallas?
I'll be forth to each other, I know
I've seen Dallas?
If he's in Dallas, I can pull up
Yo, you in Dallas?
Yo, wait he's in Dallas
Yo, you in Dallas? Yeah, I'm in Dallas.
Yo, you trying to get an AR? I heard you work at an AR, bro.
Where'd you hear that from? Who would you hear that from?
Yeah, I'm getting jungle gapped.
He lives in New. Who'd you hear that from? Yo, I live with me.
Do you have any boxing experience? Chad, who looks hotter? Me or him?
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I don't even know how to watch this.
Peterbot.
Peterbot never made a dating life.
I want to watch a dating life that's like, like a, just like a streamer, bro.
Like a big streamer.
Nobody makes these videos, bro.
Dude, uh, day in the life of Asian Jeff?
Day in the life of Lacey.
Better artists, more money, more cars.
Yo, that's me as a kid.
Yeah, sir. Oh, you heard it.
Hope you enjoyed the video. Workout is crazy.
The Stamaster, not five minutes.
Let's go.
Let's go, Lace.
Good thing you guys helped me go just because workout is one of the most important things you can do.
Yeah.
I need a camera man bro, dude I had a camera man bro, oh my god chat I could be making
so many more videos bro, dude chat you guys don't understand look at the videos I had
when I had a camera man, look at this shit, alright guys let me just, let me just walking
up and recording me bro. That's what I need man. My mom's calling me. My mom just butt
dialed me. But we gotta get seven figures first. We're in no position right now to
afford one. And how did they get like that? We got comfortable. How do we go, how do we
make seven figures and then go to making nothing that's like not a lot of people
experience that shit maybe a lot I don't know man I don't know chat that I'm a
three overall G1 like exactly but people need to see us running back bro we
got good chemistry bro I swear by my right hand to God bro I swear if we lock
in if we lock it in that we do I swear no
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Fought that up it is
Killed that's your name
Dude, cause there's men that can
Fake like his head
It's hot in your world
It's hot in your world
It's hot in your world
Oh, whoa