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AsianJeff

CLIPS NOT MAGS ❤️ SLEEPING OFF CAMERA ❤️ 6 MORE DAYS WITH GWEN ❤️ Day 16/365 ❤️ !tiktok !comm

07-18-2026 · 1h 58m

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[00:00:00] W in the chat! Turn off your volume right now! W in the chat!
[00:00:14] No way this fucking kid called! Oh my god bro! This fucking kid called bro!
[00:00:21] Oh my god!
[00:00:23] Bye your brother dying of cancer, bro
[00:00:31] I'm shaming I'm shreaming mom how dare you get in my room
[00:00:41] Get out of my room now. I'm playing arena get out
[00:00:47] I'm trying now, bro. I'm done selling, bro
[00:00:50] I'm not working, I'm not at least.
[00:01:01] I died.
[00:01:02] No man.
[00:01:03] I just died.
[00:01:04] I just died.
[00:01:05] Yeah.
[00:01:06] I will not watch how you need to do that shit.
[00:01:09] No, no, no.
[00:01:10] I'll try to hit him on the head.
[00:01:11] So, I'm going to 1v2.
[00:01:12] Let me come.
[00:01:13] Yeah, I know.
[00:01:14] Yeah, I know.
[00:01:15] I know.
[00:01:16] Fuck.
[00:01:17] Fuck.
[00:01:19] Nice.
[00:01:19] One more shot.
[00:01:21] Nice.
[00:01:21] Last one's 120 HP.
[00:01:23] Hold on.
[00:01:24] Yep.
[00:01:25] It's water.
[00:01:25] Crazy.
[00:01:26] Are we playing it out?
[00:01:29] Grinding and grinding.
[00:01:30] Just subscribe.
[00:01:31] You just gotta keep grinding and grinding, bro.
[00:01:32] You just gotta keep climbing up the ladder like this, bro.
[00:01:39] You just gotta keep climbing, bro.
[00:01:40] Who gives a fuck what other people would say, bro?
[00:01:42] GTO 700.
[00:01:43] You just do this, then.
[00:01:44] BAH!
[00:01:44] BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH!
[00:01:46] Doesn't matter who other people say about you bro. You just got a fucking grind, bro
[00:01:54] You just got to keep going and going bro
[00:01:56] Cuz life is gonna be like a sandwich bro
[00:02:00] It's gonna be like a sandwich bro. You eat it bro, and it goes to shit, bro
[00:02:04] But it's up to you to decide how you want to be bro
[00:02:09] So I'm in a day, bro you decide who you are bro our bro flex biceps
[00:02:14] Listen man, I stopped going to Jam Bro, but this is still pretty good, right?
[00:02:20] Better than Peterbot, right?
[00:02:22] I'm not sure I can't believe that.
[00:02:29] One hundred?
[00:02:33] Reporting!
[00:02:35] Waiting for me.
[00:02:38] Waiting for me to run away.
[00:02:42] Clearly very obvious that you would change my things.
[00:02:47] W's trying to play it cool by playing.
[00:02:53] And now he's laughing, indicating that he was true snitching.
[00:02:59] So, a big thanks to Agent Jeff,
[00:03:03] and the bit and bits of the cowl.
[00:03:17] you
[00:03:47] you
[00:04:17] you
[00:04:47] you
[00:05:17] you
[00:05:47] you
[00:06:17] I
[00:06:19] Peterbot could move in with us. There's only four rooms. So Peterbot could move in or
[00:06:25] Canada, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's your one, bro
[00:06:28] Well, the problem is I feel like Peterbot would be dirty, bro
[00:06:32] You guys think Peterbot will be dirty as living or no?
[00:06:36] Yeah, thank you guys so much for all the stuff that I appreciate bro. All right, listen listen listen
[00:06:39] So this is my plan. Okay, I'm gonna be moving in on the February 5th. Okay, I'm gonna be done with location
[00:06:44] I'm gonna get home to my old location. I'm gonna be home in my old location
[00:06:49] January is a January or February. I don't know things are ever a first. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be oji house
[00:06:55] I'm gonna be zero paint on any store then I'm a dip. I'm gonna make sure everything's good
[00:07:01] I'm gonna make sure everything's good before I move in on a plan
[00:07:03] I'm a pack and shit then I'm gonna drive to fucking Texas the new crib
[00:07:08] I can make a video on it, but I don't want to leak too much
[00:07:14] Fuckin' cry, bro.
[00:07:15] Mmm.
[00:07:17] So, I'm-
[00:07:22] Siphon, you're gonna fly, skids, okay?
[00:07:24] Just keep staying frontside real quick.
[00:07:27] Make a lot of space for yourself.
[00:07:30] Like this.
[00:07:32] Top three.
[00:07:34] Watch your back, I think he's above you.
[00:07:36] Right here.
[00:07:38] Hutter.
[00:07:44] 180?
[00:07:45] Don't sell, Jeff.
[00:07:49] Three builds.
[00:07:54] Hooray!
[00:07:59] $100!
[00:08:04] My cones are just not placing.
[00:08:13] 150k dude no way 150k people oh my god folk are clip that
[00:08:23] oh you got that albergue I'll kill the rest of the lobby
[00:08:34] mom you want to say hi to my stream come here say hi to my stream say hi
[00:08:40] Hi! Everyone!
[00:08:44] Mom, I heard you said hi.
[00:08:47] The guy that lived with me?
[00:08:49] Yeah.
[00:08:51] Oh, okay, one?
[00:08:54] Yeah, that one. Don't say anything to your wife.
[00:08:57] Don't say anything to your wife.
[00:08:59] Oh my god, this is so sus.
[00:09:05] She said, she had a high u and you just uiled her. What the fuck?
[00:09:09] Why did you just ego my mom, bro?
[00:09:11] L-O-R-O-G
[00:09:13] L-O-R-O-G, bro
[00:09:15] Bye-bye, mom
[00:09:17] I'm gonna go full piece some kids
[00:09:19] I'm full placing this little boy right here
[00:09:31] You too, boss? Come here, T-Fu
[00:09:33] To one of us
[00:09:35] T-Fu down
[00:09:37] tea food girl this yasso ice cream so good I push you on Brian no idea bro y'all
[00:09:45] don't ever need me to put you on a food again at the grocery store bro I'm your
[00:09:48] guy bro go get yourself a wagyu steak bro go get yourself a wagyu
[00:10:07] There's some freaky behind the scenes sex going on.
[00:10:10] I just know it.
[00:10:11] I just know it.
[00:10:29] I just lost 2.70 cents chat.
[00:10:31] I just lost 2.70 cents chat.
[00:10:33] It's over, man.
[00:10:34] My life is over.
[00:10:34] I just lost my mom's gonna like touch me now.
[00:10:38] GG man!
[00:10:50] Guys...
[00:10:51] I just broke my monitor.
[00:11:04] One down us, one down us!
[00:11:10] One at me!
[00:11:13] One shot!
[00:11:14] Dead!
[00:11:15] Go up my shite!
[00:11:16] Go BOT!
[00:11:17] On me?
[00:11:18] He's on you?
[00:11:19] Just kill him please.
[00:11:20] All of her?
[00:11:21] Don't get nervous.
[00:11:22] on me he's on you just kill him please offer don't get nervous
[00:11:32] I might kill it's nothing I think we did it I think we did it my shy stuff I think we
[00:11:47] We did it bro! I think we did it bro!
[00:11:51] LET'S GO!
[00:11:56] Goodbye guys.
[00:12:17] so beautiful bro it's so beautiful yeah yeah let's go bro
[00:12:36] FNCS major daddy center search and progress bro where is it bro is it all over
[00:12:43] This isn't it.
[00:12:45] No.
[00:12:46] I think I got banned.
[00:12:48] Oh, I wish I had my game as well too, because I don't see it, I don't think.
[00:12:51] Wait, why are you...
[00:12:53] Is that actually what it was called? I think we're on the right one, bro.
[00:12:56] Bro, I think I got banned, bro.
[00:12:58] No, I think we're supposed to get a...
[00:13:01] No, bro! No!
[00:13:06] I can't live this game, bro.
[00:13:13] finals that start at 8, 10 Eastern Time. Thank you so much and have a great rest of your day,
[00:13:24] and please send them because I'm actually poor. I need the cash cups prize pool first place
[00:13:35] I'm very confident that I can get first place with my new one.
[00:13:41] And this rifle is life-changing one.
[00:13:47] So it would be really sad if I got cheated on.
[00:13:52] Thank you so much.
[00:13:56] Jeffrey Chalk.
[00:13:58] 200.
[00:13:59] 200.
[00:14:00] What the fuck out of my lobby, boy?
[00:14:02] Full box!
[00:14:03] 200.
[00:14:04] your turn come over here little boy report copy and paste yep of course man i got you
[00:14:28] you didn't go to gym today i did not go to a gym today bro
[00:14:31] Yo, we need hand cam?
[00:14:33] Alright, look at my food though, look at my setup bro.
[00:14:38] My setup is fucking dirty right now.
[00:15:01] All right, so I have 5 shots, 3 bigs, and 4 floppers, right?
[00:15:07] Now what I say again, you want to farm good rocks, okay?
[00:15:10] So look at this rock, you can tell the difference between a good rock and a bad rock.
[00:15:13] See how this rock is so curvy and veiny?
[00:15:15] That's a good rock.
[00:15:16] Now you see this rock?
[00:15:17] This rock's a very bad rock.
[00:15:18] Look at it, I might be wrong.
[00:15:21] See what I'm saying?
[00:15:22] Like what is that?
[00:15:23] Ugh!
[00:15:24] You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:25] This is a good tree.
[00:15:26] You can tell this is a good tree.
[00:15:27] Now someone's pulling, right?
[00:15:28] Bad rock!
[00:15:29] Don't farm your bad rocks!
[00:15:30] your time on rotates from this is a good rock never mind I like I mean it's
[00:15:36] considered good this yeah I guess you can consider this a good rock it's just
[00:15:40] very bulky you know I'm saying now left side that side why am I going this
[00:15:44] side and do 10 dummy ducks are you ready
[00:15:50] Yeah, I'm not doing the monster, you know what I'm doing on the stream?
[00:15:54] I'm not doing the monster.
[00:15:56] Why not, bro?
[00:15:58] I'm doing it on the stream.
[00:16:00] Alright, ready?
[00:16:02] Alright.
[00:16:04] Sven, you count down.
[00:16:06] I will.
[00:16:08] Just count down and do it. Three, two, one.
[00:16:10] Are you going?
[00:16:12] Yeah, if I can hear you, just count it out.
[00:16:14] Okay, ready?
[00:16:16] Three, two, one.
[00:16:18] He too
[00:16:23] All right, I'm gonna go put my head in water. Okay, I'll be back
[00:16:31] Go put my head in water, bro
[00:16:33] But now, man, it's just not the same that I used to be.
[00:16:51] I think maybe I'm just not meant for this world in Fortnite, man.
[00:16:58] I try so hard every day to get up and keep pushing, but sometimes it just sucks, man.
[00:17:05] Asian Mickey just subscribed.
[00:17:07] It just really sucks, bro. I look at the mirror and I see a fat piece of shit, bro.
[00:17:11] I see a little bitch, bro.
[00:17:13] And fuck me, man.
[00:17:15] Does life get hard, bro?
[00:17:18] A blue green bean just subscribed.
[00:17:20] You gotta turn up! Fuck you!
[00:17:22] Toad!
[00:17:23] I appreciate the subs, man.
[00:17:24] Y'all blue green being thing with a fucking prime my brother horror thing that's your one. How do I turn off the alerts, bro?
[00:17:30] Real bro someone give me a speech bro, please bro
[00:17:35] PLEASE
[00:17:41] BK by granted CS and
[00:18:54] I was beating, I was beating my nature, I was beating my me, and I thought the door was
[00:19:00] up.
[00:19:01] So now I'm from my mom walking on me, I swear to God, I swear to my mom's right bro.
[00:19:07] She walked in on me, I swear to God bro, and then, and then I had a quick reaction
[00:19:13] to her mate.
[00:19:14] I'm very quick reaction to her mate.
[00:19:19] I don't think she's alright, right?
[00:19:21] But like, well, she's like, what are you doing?
[00:19:24] Why are you bothering me, peeping?
[00:19:40] Man?
[00:19:41] What the hell, man?
[00:19:43] 100?
[00:19:44] 180?
[00:19:45] Fall boss!
[00:19:46] Fall boss!
[00:19:47] POMAS! POMAS! POMAS! POMAS!
[00:20:17] I DON'T FUCKING- I'M DONE! I'm done, I don't wanna play! I don't wanna play! I don't wanna
[00:20:25] play! I'm not playing! I'm not playing! I'm not playing anymore. I'm not playing, bro!
[00:20:30] I don't wanna play, bro! I'm not trying to play, bro! I don't wanna play, bro! I'm
[00:20:36] not playing, bro! This is not real, this is not real! Oh my god!
[00:20:43] Alright listen, Chad.
[00:20:46] Alright listen chat, listen to me okay?
[00:20:49] I'm gonna give you the most life advice right now okay?
[00:20:52] You guys gotta edit this and I'm gonna give you life advice right now alright?
[00:20:57] Listen bro, you only get one life bro and one shot at this bro.
[00:21:03] Do you want to sit there on your bed being lazy?
[00:21:06] Or do you want to impress your family and everyone around you?
[00:21:09] Everyone's watching you right now.
[00:21:11] Your great great great great great great great great great great great ancestors are
[00:21:16] are watching you right now.
[00:21:18] So prove them wrong, boys.
[00:21:20] Let's get it started.
[00:21:26] Here we go.
[00:21:28] Here we go.
[00:21:31] Bo-bots!
[00:21:32] Bo-bots!
[00:21:33] Bo-bots!
[00:21:34] Bo-bots!
[00:21:35] Bo-bots!
[00:21:35] Bo-bots!
[00:21:36] Bo-bots!
[00:21:37] Bo-bots!
[00:21:38] Bo-bots!
[00:21:39] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:21:40] Bo-bots!
[00:21:42] Bo-bots!
[00:21:43] Dead.
[00:21:46] Since we did what we did and can you back the fuck
[00:21:50] FAMILY TOMA FAMILY TOMA I'M O'BRIEN ZAMERS
[00:21:59] O'BRIEN! I MISS!
[00:22:01] I'M HERE!
[00:22:03] AHH!
[00:22:04] AHH!
[00:22:04] AHH!
[00:22:05] AHH!
[00:22:05] AHH!
[00:22:06] AHH!
[00:22:06] AHH!
[00:22:07] AHH!
[00:22:07] AHH!
[00:22:08] AHH!
[00:22:08] AHH!
[00:22:09] AHH!
[00:22:09] AHH!
[00:22:12] Oh my god.
[00:22:13] Oh, man, I don't know what the fuck, man.
[00:22:17] I just keep telling you, it's all right.
[00:22:26] What is it?
[00:22:26] BUBBURG!
[00:22:27] BUBBURG!
[00:22:35] The next time you put it on my room twice, ask them to play.
[00:22:37] I waited that whole game for you, by the way.
[00:22:39] What are you doing?
[00:22:40] Does Chad see that?
[00:22:42] Chad doesn't see that?
[00:23:13] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[00:23:16] I'm trying to, I'm trying to...
[00:23:18] You're stuck!
[00:23:20] Peter, no, Peter, no!
[00:23:25] Oh my god, he said...wait, did he just say it?
[00:23:28] Wait, what was that?
[00:23:30] Did you hear that?
[00:23:31] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[00:23:33] I'm so good, bro, you see that?
[00:23:34] Wait, I think he just said something bad.
[00:23:36] I'm really at the wrong time.
[00:23:40] Wait, Chad, did you hear that?
[00:23:43] I'm dead.
[00:23:44] He's with me.
[00:23:46] I'm dead.
[00:23:47] He's on you, he's on you, he's on you, he's on you.
[00:23:51] I just threw it bro.
[00:23:52] I can't pump him.
[00:23:53] He's going again man.
[00:23:56] I know you're the best man.
[00:23:58] Oh, I had power to murder.
[00:24:01] You're 100.
[00:24:03] Wow, you slanked that.
[00:24:07] Yo, Ray.
[00:24:09] Meet Asian Jeff, Asian Jeff meet Ray.
[00:24:12] What's up, buddy. What's up my brother? What Asian are you?
[00:24:18] I'm Taiwanese
[00:24:22] Why are you laughing?
[00:24:24] What?
[00:24:26] Taiwanese
[00:24:29] Yeah, I
[00:24:32] Fuck with that. You want to know why I am yo Jeff. Where are you from? I'm from North Korea
[00:24:39] Yeah.
[00:24:40] No, he's not.
[00:24:41] Oh, for real?
[00:24:42] Yeah, that is.
[00:24:43] This thing stops the cat!
[00:24:47] This thing stops the cat!
[00:24:49] Stop the cat!
[00:24:50] Yo, Jeff, don't eat your lovin', man.
[00:24:53] All right, you know what's that?
[00:24:54] What is this?
[00:24:55] This is like the Asian community.
[00:24:56] Community, bro.
[00:24:57] Yes, sir, bro.
[00:24:58] Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
[00:25:00] Wait, you really don't know who Ray is?
[00:25:03] Jess?
[00:25:04] No.
[00:25:05] I don't.
[00:25:06] I
[00:25:36] I don't even know what you want from me.
[00:25:40] I don't even know what you want from me.
[00:25:44] I don't even know what you want from me.
[00:25:48] Grandma, early rotate?
[00:25:52] Grandma, want to say hi to the stream?
[00:25:56] Hello, hi.
[00:26:00] Thank you. There you go, Chad. I didn't mean to say hi, but I did.
[00:26:04] There you go, Chad. I just made her say hi, bro. Give me five when I get to know.
[00:26:12] Yo, bro, you're fucking 20 away.
[00:26:14] Yo, everybody hit, everybody hit, everybody hit!
[00:26:16] All of us! All of us!
[00:26:18] All of us! All of us!
[00:26:22] Yo, everybody hit!
[00:26:28] Yeah!
[00:26:30] Yeah!
[00:26:34] Let's go!
[00:26:36] We do my go!
[00:26:38] Sex 100
[00:26:40] Let's go!
[00:26:42] Let's go my...
[00:26:44] My G-Dog!
[00:26:46] Let's go my G-Dog!
[00:26:48] Let's go!
[00:26:50] I'm staying on this phone!
[00:26:52] I'm staying on this phone!
[00:26:54] I'm staying on this phone!
[00:26:56] I'm staying on this phone!
[00:26:58] I'm staying on this phone!
[00:27:00] Yo, I was recording!
[00:27:02] I
[00:27:32] I'm gonna be a first person chat to rotate a zone
[00:27:38] I'm gonna be the first person chat a rotate a zone emoting chat. You guys believe me or no chat
[00:27:44] Do you guys believe me or no chat?
[00:27:48] And that feels so good bro like just telling your dad how much you making shit and then he just listened to you bro
[00:27:54] Man, bro
[00:27:56] Thank you, Chad. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. That's a shame in my life, bro
[00:28:00] Once I'm real shit, bro, fuck you. Toma. I'm from Oprah
[00:28:06] Quick just so we got promise bro
[00:28:13] What's your foot with you
[00:28:26] Oh, I'm on a bike.
[00:28:30] Run it fucking back.
[00:28:44] Ah, it is farted, bro!
[00:28:47] Guys, I wasn't... it's kind of hard, chat.
[00:28:50] It's kind of hard to do it. Hold up, hold up, let me do it again.
[00:28:56] After five years, I've made it.
[00:29:23] That's it?
[00:29:26] That's it?
[00:29:32] That's it?
[00:29:36] That's it?
[00:29:39] Make this a moment, mods. I'm making a moment.
[00:29:53] I got some demons in my back, I put my suit in the map, 30 rounds get him if you like,
[00:30:02] drip down, watch the pack, pick up your shit, and come and try, deal with that little
[00:30:07] force, I got a piece of shit, no pack, you gon' get your back, you got the fuck out
[00:30:12] of me, yeah
[00:30:14] Yo, Mr. Lutz, bro, let's go with it, you wanna fucking get fucked up again?
[00:30:18] Reboot!
[00:30:20] Reboot! Don't ever fuck with me, Mr. Lutz!
[00:30:22] Do you understand me? Do you understand me, Mr. Lutz?
[00:30:28] The cap! Yo, Jeff, we'll eat your lobby, man.
[00:30:31] All right, give me a second.
[00:30:33] What is this? This is like the Asian community coming to you, bro.
[00:30:36] Yes, sir, bro. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
[00:30:40] Wait, you really don't know who Ray is? Jess?
[00:30:43] No. I don't.
[00:30:45] Damn.
[00:30:46] That's that ego bro like no, I don't know what what we saying
[00:30:53] All right, okay, all you got to know is raised
[00:31:00] At them what national anthem America America
[00:31:08] Honey
[00:31:16] That's not me.
[00:31:23] Why are we not going to speak in that language after this buddy?
[00:31:32] Come here.
[00:32:03] What are you going to do Bobo Lo?
[00:32:34] My security list
[00:32:54] You're him!
[00:32:56] Are you...
[00:33:00] Nine?
[00:33:01] 8, 7, 6, use your soul.
[00:33:07] Did you get it?
[00:33:08] I think you win.
[00:33:09] I think you win!
[00:33:10] Let's go!
[00:33:11] You're gonna win!
[00:33:12] Use your eyes.
[00:33:13] Use your eyes.
[00:33:14] Where's my kits?
[00:33:15] Look.
[00:33:16] Look.
[00:33:17] Look.
[00:33:18] You need a hand down there?
[00:33:19] You need a hurry?
[00:33:20] Bro, you're not gonna win, bro.
[00:33:21] Do you drop down on this or no?
[00:33:22] Do it.
[00:33:23] Oh, nice perfect.
[00:33:24] Look for something quick.
[00:33:25] Quick, quick, quick.
[00:33:26] Jeffrey, Jeffrey, you can't sell this, bro.
[00:33:27] I swear to God if you sell this, bro, I'm gonna come on you.
[00:33:29] Come on, bro.
[00:33:30] No, bro. I sold bro
[00:33:35] What
[00:33:39] Perfect Jeff, you're the best guy in the world daddy. I'm gonna suck your dick. I'm gonna suck it. I'm gonna fuck it
[00:33:45] I'm gonna suck it so hard
[00:33:47] Come on. Come on, Jeff
[00:33:50] Come on. Yeah, Jeff
[00:33:52] Come on. Come on Jeff
[00:33:56] I'm the best in the world
[00:34:00] Who tweets your PC? Oh I take the- I do everything myself. I do my laundry myself. I do my bedsheets myself. I do my cooking myself. I play myself. I made a dog myself.
[00:34:14] Um, you know, just do everything myself, you know, because at the end of the day, bro, you're gonna die alone, right?
[00:34:20] So you might as well do everything yourself, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, a whole lot of game shit, type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[00:34:24] A whole lot of game shit, type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[00:34:26] So like, type shit, you know what I'm saying? A whole lot of game shit, type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[00:34:31] Just all of that, I'm not forgetting.
[00:34:35] Bro.
[00:34:37] Like, I- Like, type one of you guys can support me in the decision, bro.
[00:34:41] Like, I really don't think the inside person should do it anymore, bro.
[00:34:45] Like, respectfully, bro. Like, in the most respectful way. I have so much respect for that guy, bro.
[00:34:49] That guy's... That guy's, if not, like, call me a glazer, a stun glazer, I'm in the building!
[00:34:57] You know, like, I have... Like, that guy's, if not, the best.
[00:35:02] Like, if not, he's the best.
[00:35:05] By far, the best, in my opinion.
[00:35:08] content creator youtuber like he works so hard like I tell you that from personal
[00:35:15] experience bro nine to five make that a 24 five wait what's the Drake lyric someone
[00:35:21] someone someone someone quote me real quick they say work at nine to five make
[00:35:26] that a 25
[00:35:29] bro someone tell me that drinks on bro send the shit bro like send it
[00:35:39] I got you bro I'm gonna send I'm gonna send you my name right I'm up dude
[00:35:46] cuz we're gonna do a wager bro and it's gonna be a fair way you know what I'm
[00:35:49] saying yeah I'm off the line bro I might have to rotate out bro wait you
[00:35:56] my happy to do another day bro
[00:36:01] yo jeff like real shit bro i hope you're alright bro that was bad bro i've seen that
[00:36:05] i think that was a pal in the back bro
[00:36:09] yeah no it's like bro if your mom is still boxing you bro like
[00:36:13] like actually bro that's bad bro so i hope you're alright bro
[00:36:17] i think you've jeff in the chat man
[00:36:20] we can do this another day right? yeah yeah bro
[00:36:24] I'm just I'm just pondering now. I'm just calling the law. I'm okay. Why you filming?
[00:36:36] All right, bro, all right
[00:36:40] We did it we never find a target drop down ready for me come up one layer
[00:36:45] Yep, you want to go up even more?
[00:36:48] There's a kid right here. I think there's a kid hold your gun out. Jump jump jump anyone jump
[00:36:51] Metal Metal
[00:36:53] How do you get any of it bro?
[00:36:55] What do you need?
[00:36:57] I got metal
[00:36:59] Do a duel, I died, I had 30 blocks on my body
[00:37:01] So you can't get it, you cannot get it
[00:37:03] I just died with everything
[00:37:05] I just died with everything
[00:37:07] We just lost each other bro
[00:37:11] I can't wait bro
[00:37:17] Do not, look where it's connected
[00:37:19] okay jump down now just jump down just jump down look for it just something
[00:37:23] okay I'm gonna add it you briefing me back just go just go
[00:37:29] oh my god yeah you want to play med kids first okay
[00:37:35] do you go med kids first into bananas you want to run all the way back to your
[00:37:38] old builds I gotta not kill you just play your life out there like yes and
[00:37:41] does he have forms and listen around yourself look around yourself look around
[00:37:45] You can go middle island for a campfire middle island campfire
[00:37:54] You can show the banana doesn't give you that back
[00:37:57] So they're dying you know where it is. You know where it is. You got to go
[00:38:01] You know, I'm-
[00:38:02] There's something in here, there's something in here.
[00:38:03] Jump!
[00:38:03] Oh, oh!
[00:38:04] Let's go!
[00:38:05] Let's go, baby!
[00:38:07] Let's go.
[00:38:08] Let's go, man! I'm a sucker dick!
[00:38:10] Who do you like to use 7S on?
[00:38:11] Please, I don't want it.
[00:38:12] Did we call or no?
[00:38:13] I think you did.
[00:38:14] Okay, now let's go.
[00:38:15] Holy shit.
[00:38:16] Nice.
[00:38:19] Stop saying I fell off, bro.
[00:38:20] Like, I can see this tomorrow.
[00:38:21] I'm about to win that shit, bro.
[00:38:23] Give me time, bro.
[00:38:25] Stop saying you fell off, Jeff.
[00:38:27] I'm trying to crank, bro.
[00:38:29] Alright, here we go.
[00:38:31] Well, how do I get used to my monitor being so big chat? Is this normal? Am I real right now or no?
[00:38:37] Dude, what is happening my setup bro? This isn't feel weird bro. All right. Here we go. Okay
[00:38:42] How is Asia bro? I'm not going I'm dying to play for it, bro
[00:38:46] Let me just crank with that chat stop distracting me
[00:38:49] Let's go. Come on, bro. Hurry up. I
[00:38:52] Actually, I'm playing for in so long bro
[00:38:55] Wait guys am I wash or no?
[00:38:57] here we go first fight back on zero pain bro where's my sense bro
[00:39:14] dude I'm actually wash
[00:39:27] Too loud! Too loud! Too loud! Too loud!
[00:39:34] Crap, crap. Ending! Ending!
[00:39:41] and
[00:39:55] nice
[00:39:56] get it on him
[00:39:58] keep running
[00:40:00] keep going up
[00:40:01] three footsteps
[00:40:02] i'm scared he's gonna be hiding
[00:40:08] oh, i'm killing him bro
[00:40:10] I don't know what it is.
[00:40:12] Fliptap's right here.
[00:40:13] Look, look right here, they're like down there.
[00:40:15] Wait, I'm down to this chest right here.
[00:40:17] Wait, look at Barrelstone, get Barrelstone.
[00:40:19] Bro, we can kill them, come.
[00:40:21] Come, they're dashing on me.
[00:40:22] Yeah, Barrelstone's on me, Barrelstone's on me, you want to get that?
[00:40:24] They're gone, bro.
[00:40:26] We just let Zen run, bro!
[00:40:29] Wait, Chastain, we passed them, the rune.
[00:40:32] What is Chastain? Yo!
[00:40:34] Yo!
[00:40:36] Wait, one rune, Chastain!
[00:40:38] they're saying go away oh shit wait what's up
[00:40:46] rotating into bro like there was kids getting cracked and we should have went
[00:40:50] behind in the bottom where he's a screen sharing screen right here somewhere
[00:40:56] I'm telling you bro should have done something about we were just you
[00:40:59] might be lowest I got cracked is the team we should have got you see this
[00:41:02] got the solo hair after that fight Jeff I think it's gonna be real Jeff
[00:41:05] talking about watch this kid right here in the house look what he's talking about
[00:41:10] he's talking about in our wait we're in some room that's where we wanted to go
[00:41:15] in Jeff
[00:41:35] Come on.
[00:42:35] My wall, my wall, my wall, he's zero, he's zero. I'm gonna break the bush.
[00:42:38] I fall back, I, I, I didn't box him.
[00:42:40] I took the wall, I'm gonna throw it back.
[00:42:42] Oh my, Jesus Christ.
[00:42:44] On me.
[00:42:45] The fuck out, loser.
[00:42:50] Copy, Adam. Thanks, Lee.
[00:42:52] Yo, let it go.
[00:42:53] I see you on the left, Lee.
[00:43:05] oh my god oh my god can I get an egg war can I get an egg war can I get an egg war
[00:43:25] Look at it think it's ready?
[00:43:30] 2х4
[00:43:35] Look at it it's ready
[00:43:38] 3х3
[00:43:42] Can i get an egg?
[00:43:45] can i get an egg?
[00:43:48] Can i get an egg?
[00:43:51] Can i get an egg?
[00:43:53] Dude's wearing ASF?
[00:43:57] I got a new medic girl! Get him!
[00:44:01] Can I get a egg wall?
[00:44:15] Yeah bro, my goldfish actually died bro.
[00:44:18] I didn't want to tell it to you guys bro, but
[00:44:21] Fuck!
[00:44:22] No, no, no, please, please, please, don't do it to me, big boy.
[00:44:34] Big boy.
[00:44:35] Don't do it to me, big boy.
[00:44:37] Big boy.
[00:44:38] Big boy.
[00:44:39] Yeah, that's the spirit.
[00:44:40] Yeah, that's the spirit.
[00:44:41] Yeah, right there, big boy.
[00:44:42] Yo.
[00:44:43] Oh.
[00:44:44] Yeah, right there big boy!
[00:44:46] Yo!
[00:44:47] Oh.
[00:44:58] Two.
[00:44:59] One.
[00:45:00] Go.
[00:45:04] It's been a minute, guys.
[00:45:10] Wow.
[00:45:11] All our memories go
[00:45:15] Need a long way
[00:45:23] Wow, a chat
[00:45:31] Holy, bro
[00:45:41] I made her your filthy monkey!
[00:45:58] You guys get it?
[00:46:01] Yesterday bro. Dude we literally got a 39 to win game one check.
[00:46:06] Right? And we're third place going into our second game right?
[00:46:11] We did it!
[00:46:12] I've already had like 1k beers, yeah I'm on my line.
[00:46:17] Oh yeah, I didn't tell you something.
[00:46:19] Do you guys know what a wisdom teeth is, bro?
[00:46:21] I think my wisdom teeth is growing and it's still hard to eat now, bro.
[00:46:24] Like it's coming in, bro, and I really have to take Advil.
[00:46:27] I don't think that Advil has picked any yet.
[00:46:29] But like, bro, my teeth actually hurt.
[00:46:32] My mouth actually hurts, bro.
[00:46:35] That smells terrible.
[00:46:38] I don't know why I bought this now. Maybe I really wanted to go on the view coaster build.
[00:46:47] There's not too much. Yeah, I'm... nice paint you got there.
[00:46:50] Okay, apparently... like, I'm not ho...
[00:46:55] Yo! What's going on on TikTok? In today's video, I'm going to show you how to first-run one of my two in solo cash-ups.
[00:47:01] So what you're going to want to do is set a box around... uh, diving me around a person, right?
[00:47:05] person right and now there's gonna be two things that happen you smack once
[00:47:08] they instantly edit you get a free shot or they're gonna play safe okay let's
[00:47:11] find out what he is so you make a box smack like this keep jumping and baiting
[00:47:14] him see they made another box when they make a put layer up like that they
[00:47:18] usually want to go for a double edit so you do a right hand like this you bait
[00:47:20] him out he's gonna do a double edit because he thinks he's a shit right see
[00:47:23] and you hit him a hundred now you got to go up safely here because he's
[00:47:26] gonna edit on you get the wall the box see they're gonna do a lot of fast
[00:47:32] That is because that's because they're born in Texas. Now you got to wash your back here
[00:47:35] You're gonna be very safe here when you go up like this because it's gonna be very bad for you
[00:47:39] You know what I'm saying you see what I'm saying like you didn't block your back
[00:47:41] And now you're fried and now you're just grief because they always grab away so yeah guys that's gonna be it to the channel
[00:47:46] I hope you guys enjoyed unfortunately. I did not kill him, but that's how you make someone run away. Peace out
[00:47:52] I'm shambles down man
[00:47:54] Crap, dead? 180? No, no, no, please, please, please. I don't like you in Fortnite.
[00:48:02] 100? Oh my god. 100? What a cheat! What a cheat! What a cheat! On my life, on my life! Get in!
[00:48:11] Should I get in? I'm a go! I'm a go! I'm a go! I'm a freaking go!
[00:48:20] This is Loki Massive, 4x a spin chat. This early is amazing bro. This is so fucking massive.
[00:48:32] This is amazing!
[00:48:41] Oh my god!
[00:48:44] Double wogs, crazy good.
[00:48:47] Hunter?
[00:48:48] What the hell is going on guys in today's TikTok I'm going to be showing you my custom
[00:49:01] diagonal forward diagonal move in okay first thing first you're gonna want to go to settings
[00:49:06] you want to click this setting right here or this setting right here or this setting
[00:49:09] right here you scroll down and as you guys can see this is my custom diagonal settings
[00:49:14] forward diagonal angle is 6'5", straight angle is 90", backward diagonal angle is 135".
[00:49:20] Go ahead, put that sauce in there and you can become like me.
[00:49:23] See you guys later.
[00:49:24] Ardua, edit.
[00:49:44] So what I was saying right chat youtube views if you check my youtube channel views are down
[00:49:53] better right now chat I'm telling you they're down better now bro I fell off
[00:49:57] though like really bad
[00:50:00] suck it so hard come on come on Jeff come on yeah Jeff come on come on Jeff
[00:50:08] let's go I'm the best in the world I'm gonna suck your dick Jeff hurry up oh
[00:50:17] Oh my god finally bro let's fucking go
[00:50:33] Put on you more in one month it's time to see the shoot for what it really is
[00:50:47] we did it! we won! let's go! let's go my shy son! don't use it in the chat! turn off
[00:50:59] your volume or it will rain out! don't use it in the chat!
[00:51:10] way this fucking kid called oh my god bro this fucking kid called bro oh my
[00:51:18] god your brother dying of cancer though I'm streaming I'm streaming mom how
[00:51:33] There you get in my room
[00:51:37] Get out of my room now
[00:51:39] I'm playing arena
[00:51:41] Get out
[00:51:43] I'm trying now, bro. I'm done selling bro
[00:51:54] Hey, I'm not working I'm not I died
[00:51:57] I just died, I just died.
[00:52:02] Yeah, have you not watched how you made a rule out yet?
[00:52:05] No, no, I haven't.
[00:52:06] I tried it here, I haven't.
[00:52:07] So, I'm gonna want it too.
[00:52:09] You can't.
[00:52:10] You don't have a minute.
[00:52:11] Yeah, I know.
[00:52:12] I'm not a good player.
[00:52:13] Come on.
[00:52:15] Nice.
[00:52:16] One more time.
[00:52:17] Nice.
[00:52:18] I think it's 120 HP.
[00:52:19] I'm done?
[00:52:20] Yep.
[00:52:21] Come on dude.
[00:52:22] Crazy.
[00:52:23] Are you playing out?
[00:52:24] I ain't even grinding me. You just gotta keep grinding and grinding bro. Just gotta keep climbing up the ladder like this bro.
[00:52:35] Just gotta keep climbing bro. Who gives a fuck what other people say bro?
[00:52:39] You just do this then.
[00:52:46] Doesn't matter who other people say about you bro. You just gotta fucking grind bro.
[00:52:50] Gotta keep going and going bro
[00:52:53] Cuz life is gonna be like a sandwich bro
[00:52:56] It's gonna be like a sandwich bro. You eat it bro, and it goes to shit, bro
[00:53:00] But it's up to you to decide how you want to be bro
[00:53:05] So I know they wrote you decide who you are bro are bro flex biceps
[00:53:11] Listen man, I stopped going to Jim bro, but this is still pretty good, right better than Peter ball, right?
[00:53:20] 100, reporting, ready for me, waiting for me to run away, clearly very obvious that you
[00:53:41] He was stream sniping, and now he's trying to play as cool by killing.
[00:53:49] And now he's laughing, indicating that he was stream sniping.
[00:53:55] So I think this game is using Jeff, and this is a talent game or a formula to show him
[00:54:05] why he should be a better person than have a merry Christmas.
[00:54:17] Goodbye, your band.
[00:54:19] No, your band.
[00:54:20] Well, you want to shrimp something, right?
[00:54:22] Your account's going to be gone in a month.
[00:54:24] Goodbye.
[00:54:25] Yo, Clownmaster, David's here on.
[00:54:29] R4, do you want me to do the job?
[00:54:31] Yeah, do you like wonton soup?
[00:54:33] I haven't tried them
[00:54:35] Oh, you haven't tried them?
[00:54:37] No
[00:54:38] Jason, do I say we can try them together?
[00:54:41] I am LGW, just subscribe
[00:54:44] Yes!
[00:54:45] We can try them together
[00:54:50] Okay
[00:54:51] Can you come back from Dubai?
[00:54:54] No, right now
[00:54:56] Right now?
[00:54:58] Yeah, right now
[00:55:01] Okay, can you cook?
[00:55:04] Of course
[00:55:06] 77 cheered okay, thanks 300 a see on Jeff
[00:55:10] I am 85% unreal. Can you play with my trio you were in our lobby yesterday, please bro
[00:55:24] Have you tried that cuz before oh crap
[00:55:31] What's up, puppy-blast?
[00:55:34] Fuck you!
[00:55:36] Let's go, boys.
[00:55:37] The mad bitch don't call me, I'm poor.
[00:55:40] I'm richer than you. I'm richer than you. Sit the fuck down.
[00:55:44] I leave bottoms. I leave bottoms.
[00:55:49] So ever call me, puppy-blast?
[00:55:51] If you ever need a host, just let me know, bro.
[00:55:54] Because this is not the way, brother.
[00:55:56] This is not the way.
[00:55:58] Not enough shirts, boys. Let's go.
[00:56:01] Yo what's going on tiktok and today's tiktok I'm gonna be showing you how to get a golden
[00:56:26] spads in the new OG season of Fortnite. So what you're going to want to do is you
[00:56:30] want to obviously there's a lot of luck that comes into this game so you're going
[00:56:34] to want to use code agent Jeff and I promise you once you put that code agent
[00:56:37] Jeff you don't even have to buy a skin just use the code agent Jeff put that in
[00:56:40] the item shop and then the next thing you're gonna want to do you want to do
[00:56:42] five rounds of my PG map you don't want to do five different people that you
[00:56:47] want to match making two and you want to beat them first to five one
[00:56:49] two individually. So once you've done beat five kids individually first
[00:56:53] five with my two style you're gonna go in this game and you're gonna
[00:56:55] land salty springs or you're gonna land on this mound and the golden spads gonna be on the river
[00:56:59] right here waiting for you that's where I found it and uh let me show you a screenshot let me show
[00:57:05] you a screenshot what the let me show you a screenshot see go but right now Peterbot could
[00:57:17] move in with us there's only four rooms so Peterbot could move in or canada I don't know
[00:57:23] Yo, hand singlet, tier one, bro.
[00:57:25] Bro, the problem is, I feel like Peterbot would be dirty, bro.
[00:57:29] You guys think Peterbot would be dirty as living or no?
[00:57:33] Yo, thank you guys so much for all the stuff that I appreciate, bro.
[00:57:35] Alright, listen, listen, listen. So this is my plan, okay?
[00:57:37] I'm gonna be moving in on the February 5th, okay?
[00:57:39] I'm gonna be done with location.
[00:57:41] I'm gonna get home to my OG location.
[00:57:43] I'm gonna be home in my OG location.
[00:57:46] January is a January or February? I don't know.
[00:57:49] February 1st, I'm gonna be-
[00:57:51] I'mma be OG House, I'mma be ZeroPain on any easterrow
[00:57:55] Then, I'mma dip, I'mma make sure everything's good
[00:57:57] I'mma make sure everything's good before I move in
[00:57:59] I'mma plan, I'mma pack and shit
[00:58:01] Then, I'mma drive to fucking Texas, the new crib
[00:58:05] I can make a video on it, but I don't wanna leak too much
[00:58:08] AHHHHHHHHH
[00:58:09] AHHHHHHHHH
[00:58:10] That's a fucking cry, bro
[00:58:12] Hmm
[00:58:12] M-S-F clouded
[00:58:14] So I'mma-
[00:58:19] Siphon, you're gonna fight skids, okay?
[00:58:21] Just keep staying frontside real quick. Make a lot of space for yourself. Like this.
[00:58:29] Top three. Watch your back. I think he's above you. Right here. Hunter.
[00:58:43] 180. Don't sell, Jeff.
[00:58:45] 3 bills.
[00:58:55] Hooray, $100!
[00:59:08] My cones are just not placing.
[00:59:11] 150k dude no way 150k people oh my god folk are clip that
[00:59:20] oh
[00:59:27] you got that all very G I'll kill the rental lobby mom you want to say hi to
[00:59:33] my stream come here say hi to my stream say hi hi everyone mom all Roger
[00:59:43] said hi who the guy that lived with me yeah
[00:59:49] oh yeah that one don't say anything don't say anything to us don't say
[00:59:56] Oh my god this is so sussed
[01:00:02] She said she had how are you and you just eat older what the fuck
[01:00:06] Why why did you just eat with my mom bro? L or bro G?
[01:00:10] L or bro G bro. Bye. Bye mom. I'm gonna go full piece some kids
[01:00:17] Before placing this little boy right here
[01:00:19] you two boss come here to you two hundred
[01:00:31] key food down key food down this Yasuo I think so good I push you on Brian no idea
[01:00:41] bro don't ever need me to put you on a food again the grocery for bro I'm your
[01:00:45] guy bro go get yourself a wagyu steak bro go get yourself a wagyu
[01:00:54] possible and this is not to like dismiss the war going over there but i bet you there's some
[01:00:58] Romeo Juliet shit going on in israel and palestine right now we're like there's like
[01:01:03] there's some freaky behind the scenes sex going on i just know it i just know it
[01:01:45] you
[01:02:15] you
[01:02:45] you
[01:03:15] you
[01:03:45] you
[01:04:15] Because I'm very confident that I can get first place with my double and this rifle
[01:04:41] It's life-shaking and all.
[01:04:43] So, it would be really sad if I got cheated on.
[01:04:49] Thank you so much.
[01:04:52] Jeffrey Chaw.
[01:04:54] 200.
[01:04:55] 200.
[01:04:56] The fuck out of my lobby, boy!
[01:04:58] Foldbox 200.
[01:05:00] Your turn.
[01:05:01] Come over here, little boy.
[01:05:02] Report.
[01:05:04] Copy and paste?
[01:05:05] Yup, of course, man.
[01:05:06] I got you, bro.
[01:05:11] You didn't go to gym today? I did not go to gym today bro.
[01:05:29] We need hand cam? Alright look at my crew though look at my setup bro.
[01:05:35] I set up his fucking 30 right now.
[01:06:01] Alright, so I have five shocks, three big and four floppers, right?
[01:06:04] Now what I say again, you want to farm good rocks, okay?
[01:06:07] So look at this rock, you can tell the difference between a good rock and a bad rock.
[01:06:10] See how this rock is so curvy and veiny?
[01:06:12] That's a good rock.
[01:06:13] Now you see this rock? This rock's a very bad rock.
[01:06:15] Look at it. I might be wrong.
[01:06:18] See what I'm saying?
[01:06:19] Like what is that? Ugh!
[01:06:20] You know what I'm saying?
[01:06:21] This is a good tree. You can tell this is a good tree.
[01:06:23] Now Zones poem, right?
[01:06:25] Bad rock, don't farm your bad rocks.
[01:06:27] Wasting your time on rotates.
[01:06:28] Farm this is a good rock.
[01:06:30] Um, never mind, I like.
[01:06:32] I mean it's considered good
[01:06:34] this yeah I guess you can consider this a good rock it's just very bulky you know I'm saying
[01:06:38] now left side that side why why am I going this side and
[01:06:44] do 10 drumbeats are you ready yeah I'm not doing the monster
[01:06:49] you're not doing the monster I'm not doing the monster
[01:06:56] all right ready all right spend you count down
[01:07:02] Oh
[01:07:04] Countdown in three two one
[01:07:09] Yeah, if I can hear you just just okay, let's count it out three two one
[01:07:20] All right, I'm gonna go put my head in water, okay, I'll be back
[01:07:28] Go put my head in water
[01:07:32] But now, man, it's just not the same that I used to be.
[01:07:50] I think maybe I'm just not meant for this world in Fortnite, man.
[01:07:55] I try so hard every day to get up and keep pushing, but sometimes though, it just sucks,
[01:08:02] Asian mickey just subscribed it just really sucks, bro. I look the mirror and I see a fat piece of shit, bro
[01:08:08] I see a little bitch, bro, and fuck me, man
[01:08:11] Does life get hard, bro?
[01:08:15] Hey, blue green bean just subscribe. You gotta turn up fuck you
[01:08:19] Toad I appreciate the subs man y'all blue green bean thing with a fucking prime my brother horror thing that's your one
[01:08:25] How do I turn off the alerts, bro?
[01:08:27] Real bro someone give me a speech bro, please bro
[01:08:32] PLEASE!
[01:08:34] I have no room!
[01:08:38] B.K.
[01:08:40] Bragrandes C.E.S.
[01:08:50] Offway for the run!
[01:08:52] Ready?
[01:08:54] Off!
[01:08:56] Move out!
[01:08:58] Off!
[01:09:00] I'm for hundred.
[01:09:02] Box.
[01:09:04] Nice.
[01:09:06] Hunter.
[01:09:08] I'm playing inside, playing inside.
[01:09:10] Okay.
[01:09:12] Yeah bro.
[01:09:14] I'm watching from back up right now.
[01:09:16] Yeah, I'm watching from back up.
[01:09:18] My box, my box.
[01:09:20] I'm for hundred.
[01:09:22] Or seventy.
[01:09:24] He just broke, he might be using an axe.
[01:09:26] Chill, so get out, get out.
[01:09:28] Oh my flipping cross.
[01:09:35] I'm boom battling, I'm boom battling, boom battling.
[01:09:39] Guys, we don't get 3v1 bro.
[01:09:42] I killed the clutch bro.
[01:09:43] Come on, 33.
[01:09:44] Come on.
[01:09:45] Turn the home, it's nice to be here in no chat.
[01:09:50] Guess what?
[01:09:51] I was beating my meat, I was beating my meat.
[01:09:54] I was beating my meat.
[01:09:56] And I thought the door was up and I'm showing my mom locked in on me.
[01:10:01] I swear to God, I swear to my mom's life, bro.
[01:10:04] She walked in on me.
[01:10:06] I swear to God, bro.
[01:10:08] And then I had a quick reaction time, right?
[01:10:11] I had a really quick reaction time, right?
[01:10:19] Why are you so loud?
[01:10:22] So I had a really quick reaction time, right?
[01:10:25] I don't think she's alright, right?
[01:10:27] But like, well she was like,
[01:10:29] What are you doing?
[01:10:30] Why are you bothering me peeping?
[01:10:39] Come on.
[01:10:40] Where the hell, man?
[01:10:42] Hunter?
[01:10:43] What are you?
[01:10:44] Fall boss!
[01:10:45] Fall boss!
[01:10:46] Fall boss!
[01:10:47] Fall boss!
[01:10:48] Fall boss!
[01:10:55] I'm done! I'm done! I don't wanna play! I don't wanna play! I don't wanna play! I'm not
[01:11:23] I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm not playing anymore. I'm not playing bro. I don't want to play bro
[01:11:29] I'm not trying to play bro. I don't want to play bro. I'm not playing bro. This is not real
[01:11:36] This is not real. Oh
[01:11:38] My god
[01:11:43] All right listen chat
[01:11:44] Listen to me, okay? I'm gonna give you the most life advice right now, okay? You guys got to edit this and
[01:11:51] I'm gonna give you life advice right now, right?
[01:11:53] listen bro you only get one life bro and one shot at this bro you want to sit
[01:12:00] there on your bed being lazy or do you want to impress your family and everyone
[01:12:05] around you everyone's watching right now your great great great great great
[01:12:09] great great great great great great great ancestors are watching around so
[01:12:15] prove them wrong boys let's get it started
[01:12:20] why did I do that?
[01:12:22] okay here we go
[01:12:24] here we go
[01:12:26] come on
[01:12:28] come on
[01:12:30] come on
[01:12:32] come on
[01:12:34] come on
[01:12:36] come on
[01:12:38] come on
[01:12:40] sit down
[01:12:42] since we did what we did
[01:12:44] Can you back
[01:12:46] the fuck
[01:12:48] POSITORMA! POSITORMA!
[01:12:50] I'm O-BREX!
[01:12:57] O-BREX! I missed!
[01:12:59] I'm here!
[01:13:00] BAST!
[01:13:02] BAST!
[01:13:03] BAST!
[01:13:04] BAST!
[01:13:05] BAST!
[01:13:09] Oh my god, now.
[01:13:11] Oh man, what the fuck man?
[01:13:14] It's so ass on my ass!
[01:13:18] I
[01:13:32] Next time you put on a room twice as to play I waited that a whole game for you by the way. What are you doing?
[01:13:37] Does Jack see that?
[01:13:39] I
[01:13:45] Mean the next time you yeah
[01:13:50] What's broken it's your stuff is all scuffed man
[01:13:52] I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a barber to the house. Okay, and I make him give me a haircut. I'm sure
[01:13:57] Look on your way. Thank you, bro
[01:14:04] Show me why you're bad
[01:14:09] i'm trying to
[01:14:14] i'm trying to
[01:14:16] you are bad
[01:14:19] Peter nooo Peter nooo
[01:14:20] oh my god he just said
[01:14:22] wait did he just say
[01:14:24] wait what was that chat did you hear that
[01:14:27] let's go let's go let's go
[01:14:29] i'm so good bro
[01:14:30] I think he just said something bad
[01:14:32] i'm doing it at the wrong time
[01:14:37] Wait, did you hear that?
[01:14:40] I'm dead
[01:14:44] He's on his own he's on his own he's on you. I just threw bro. I can't pump him
[01:14:52] Junior again, then I know you're the best many
[01:14:54] Oh
[01:15:04] Yo, Ray me Asia Jeff Asia Jeff meet Ray. What's up, buddy? What's up, my brother?
[01:15:12] What Asian are you?
[01:15:15] I'm Taiwanese
[01:15:19] Why are you laughing
[01:15:21] The fuck?
[01:15:23] Where are you from, where are you from, bro?
[01:15:25] Taiwanese?
[01:15:29] I fuck with that.
[01:15:31] You wanna know where I am?
[01:15:33] Yo Jeff, where are you from, bro?
[01:15:35] I'm from North Korea.
[01:15:37] No, he's not.
[01:15:39] Yeah, that is.
[01:15:41] They say, stop the cat!
[01:15:43] They say, stop the cat!
[01:15:45] Stop the cat!
[01:15:47] Yo Jeff, we'll leave your lobby, man.
[01:15:49] Alright, give me a second.
[01:15:51] This is like the Asian community, bro.
[01:15:54] Yes, sir, bro. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
[01:15:58] Wait, you really don't know who Ray is? Jess?
[01:16:01] No, I don't.
[01:16:19] I don't even know what you want from me
[01:16:36] I don't even know what you want from me
[01:16:49] you
[01:17:19] you
[01:17:49] you
[01:18:19] you
[01:18:49] you
[01:19:19] you
[01:19:49] You
[01:20:11] After five years
[01:20:19] That's it?
[01:20:24] That's it?
[01:20:29] That's it?
[01:20:33] That's it?
[01:20:36] Make this a moment, mods. I'm making it a moment.
[01:20:49] I got some dudes on my back, I put my sugars on the map, don't even round get him if you'd like,
[01:21:00] drip down off of the pack, big body shit and come and crack, we got it, let it go,
[01:21:05] I got this, we don't have, we will get you right, we don't have, we don't have,
[01:21:09] we don't have, we don't have, we don't have,
[01:21:11] Yo, Mr. Luss, bro, let's go with it. You wanna fucking get fucked up again?
[01:21:16] Reboot?
[01:21:18] Reboot! Don't ever fuck with me, Mr. Luss! Do you understand me? Do you understand me, Mr. Luss?
[01:21:26] The cap! Yo, Jeff, will you eat your lobby, man?
[01:21:29] Alright, give me a second.
[01:21:30] What is this? This is like the Asian community.
[01:21:32] Come and eat with me, bro.
[01:21:34] Yes, sir, bro. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
[01:21:38] Wait, you really don't know who Ray is? Jeff?
[01:21:41] no I don't damn that's that you go bro like no I wait I don't know what we're
[01:21:48] saying bro all right I'm going okay oh yeah I know it is braze is Asian
[01:21:57] What national anthem?
[01:22:01] America. America.
[01:22:05] I'm on you.
[01:22:09] Bro, oh my god, they're actually speaking a different language.
[01:22:13] He got me.
[01:22:17] He got me.
[01:22:21] That's not me.
[01:22:25] Why are we- are you not gonna speak in that language after that fight? Come here!
[01:22:31] Oh my god!
[01:22:37] I'm just getting soooooooooooooooooo
[01:22:41] Don't laugh at me!
[01:22:45] Shite off!
[01:22:47] They're not even saying anything there, they're just like raising themselves, that's the funny part
[01:22:52] fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish what are you gonna do
[01:23:22] I
[01:23:31] My security list
[01:23:33] Good for you
[01:23:57] Nine eight seven six
[01:24:03] You just sold did you get it? I think you win
[01:24:10] Look for user eyes user eyes wisdom I kids look look look
[01:24:14] Impian down there. You need hurry. Oh, you're not gonna win bro. Do you drop down on this or no do it?
[01:24:19] Oh nice perfect look for something quick quick quick Jeffrey Jeffrey. You can't sell this but I swear to God if you sell this bro
[01:24:25] I'm gonna come on you. Come on, bro. No, bro. No, bro. I sold bro
[01:24:33] What?
[01:24:36] Perfect Jeff.
[01:24:37] You're the best player in the world, daddy.
[01:24:38] I'm gonna suck your dick.
[01:24:40] I'm gonna suck it.
[01:24:41] I'm gonna fuck it.
[01:24:43] I'm gonna suck it so hard.
[01:24:45] Come on.
[01:24:46] Come on, Jeff.
[01:24:48] Come on.
[01:24:49] Yeah, Jeff.
[01:24:50] Come on.
[01:24:51] Come on, Jeff.
[01:24:52] Let's go!
[01:24:54] I'm the best in the world!
[01:24:59] Who tweaked your PC?
[01:25:00] Oh, I tweaked it.
[01:25:01] I did.
[01:25:01] I did everything that's up.
[01:25:02] I do my laundry myself, I do my bed sheets myself, I do my cooking myself, I play myself, I made a dog myself...
[01:25:13] ...you know, just do everything myself, you know? Because at the end of the day bro, you're going to die alone, right?
[01:25:17] So you might as well do everything yourself, bro, you know what I'm saying? Like, pull out of gangsta-type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[01:25:21] Pull out of gangsta-type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[01:25:24] So like, type shit, you know what I'm saying? I got gangsta-type shit, where am I?
[01:25:27] Type shit, you know what I'm saying?
[01:25:29] I just saw, like, I must be doing them.
[01:25:32] Oh
[01:25:34] Like I like type one of you guys can support me in decision, bro
[01:25:38] Like I really don't think the inside for Shibuya anymore, bro
[01:25:42] Like respectfully bro like in the most respectful way I have so much respect for that guy bro
[01:25:47] That guys that guys if not like call me a glazer some glazer in the building
[01:25:54] You know like I have like that guys if not the best like if not he's the best
[01:26:02] By far the best in my opinion
[01:26:07] Content creator youtuber like he works so hard like I tell you that from personal experience bro
[01:26:14] Nine to five make that a 24 five wait. What's the Drake lyric someone someone someone someone quote me real quick
[01:26:21] They say work a nine to five make that a 25
[01:26:24] Bro someone tell me that Drake saw him, bro
[01:26:35] Send the shit bro like send it I
[01:26:38] Got you, bro
[01:26:39] I'm gonna send I'm gonna send you my name, right?
[01:26:42] I'm up dude cuz we're gonna do a wager bro, and it's gonna be a fair wager. You know what I'm saying
[01:26:48] Yeah, I'm off the line, bro
[01:26:51] I might have to rotate out, bro
[01:26:53] wait you gotta get off might have to use another day bro
[01:26:58] yo jeff like real shit bro i hope you're alright bro that was bad bro i've seen that
[01:27:04] that was a pound that was a pound in the back bro
[01:27:07] yeah no no cuz like bro your mom is full boxing you bro like like actually bro that's
[01:27:12] bad bro so alright man i hope you're alright bro
[01:27:14] um i don't do jeff in the chat man that's okay well we got we can do this another day
[01:27:19] right yeah yeah I'm just I'm just on
[01:27:23] right now I'm just on the line I feel
[01:27:25] why you feel me
[01:27:26] yeah yeah not just a bro a bro good night
[01:27:29] hey bro I love you bro
[01:27:31] hey I love you bro Jeff will play in
[01:27:32] like a week's drive alright bro alright
[01:27:34] I see you later love
[01:27:37] we need it we need it
[01:27:38] it's fine it's alright ready for me
[01:27:40] come up one layer all built built
[01:27:42] yep wanna go up even more
[01:27:44] there's a kid right here I think there's
[01:27:46] a kid hold your gun out and jump on
[01:27:48] Jump anyone jump anyone metal
[01:27:50] I didn't get any of it, bro. Give me what I need
[01:27:55] Do a dual I died actually fought on my buddy, but you can't get it. You cannot date it
[01:28:01] I'm sorry with everything
[01:28:07] I can't wait, bro
[01:28:11] Do
[01:28:14] Do not look where it's connected
[01:28:16] Okay, jump down, now just jump down, just jump down and look for it, just jump in.
[01:28:21] Okay, I'm gonna edit, you're briefing me, bro.
[01:28:23] Just go, just go.
[01:28:26] Stop popping out of here?
[01:28:27] Oh my God, yep.
[01:28:28] Just run away.
[01:28:29] You can go all the way back.
[01:28:30] You're late, you're late, you're late.
[01:28:31] No, you wanna play medkits first, okay?
[01:28:32] Diego, medkits first into bananas.
[01:28:34] You wanna run all the way back to your old builds.
[01:28:36] I got a medkits.
[01:28:37] You gotta not.
[01:28:38] Just play it like that, bro.
[01:28:39] Just play it like that.
[01:28:40] Does he get sourced?
[01:28:41] Look around yourself, look around yourself.
[01:28:42] Look around you as well.
[01:28:43] Get five trucks.
[01:28:44] The five chugs.
[01:28:45] Pop all the bananas first.
[01:28:46] You can go middle island for a campfire,
[01:28:48] middle island for campfire.
[01:28:50] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
[01:28:52] You can chug the banana,
[01:28:52] doesn't give you that shot.
[01:28:54] Pop the banana.
[01:28:55] Chug.
[01:28:56] Okay, dying.
[01:28:57] You know where it is, you know where it is.
[01:28:58] You gotta go find it.
[01:28:59] He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
[01:29:00] Chug, chug, chug.
[01:29:01] Let's go!
[01:29:02] Let's go, baby!
[01:29:05] Let's go.
[01:29:06] Let's go, man, I'm like,
[01:29:07] sucker, dick, dick.
[01:29:08] We don't like these, though.
[01:29:09] Please, I don't want it.
[01:29:09] Please, I don't want it.
[01:29:10] Did we call or no?
[01:29:11] I think he did.
[01:29:12] Hopefully holy shit nice
[01:29:16] Stop saying I fell off bro like I can see this tomorrow. I'm about to win that shit bro. Give me time bro
[01:29:22] Stop saying you fell off Jeff. I'm trying to crank bro. All right here we go
[01:29:28] Well, how do I get used to my monitor being so big chat. Is this normal? Am I real right now or no?
[01:29:34] Dude, what is happening my setup bro? This is a real weirdo, bro. All right, here we go. Okay
[01:29:39] How is Asia bro? I'm not going. I'm dying to play Fortnite bro. Let me just crank a quick chat. Stop distracting me
[01:29:47] Let's go. Come on bro. Hurry up. I
[01:29:50] Actually haven't played for nine so long bro
[01:29:52] Wait guys and I watch or no?
[01:29:55] Here we go first flight back on zero paint
[01:30:00] Bro, where's my sense bro?
[01:30:09] Dude, I'm actually washed.
[01:30:16] Bro, I'm actually washed.
[01:30:25] Too loud! Too loud! Too loud! Too loud!
[01:30:33] I got ya!
[01:30:35] I- Endgame! Endgame!
[01:30:52] Nice! Get in on him!
[01:30:56] Just keep running!
[01:30:57] Keep going up!
[01:30:58] Three footsteps!
[01:30:59] I'm scared he's gonna be fighting!
[01:31:03] I don't know where he is, I don't know if he's on the train or something.
[01:31:10] Look that's right here, look right here, they're like down there somewhere.
[01:31:13] I'm dropping this chest right here.
[01:31:14] I looked at barrels, I'm gonna be a barrel son.
[01:31:16] Bro we can kill them bro, come, come they're dashing on me.
[01:31:19] Yeah barrels on me, barrels on me, you wanna get that?
[01:31:21] They're gone bro.
[01:31:22] Hold a feet.
[01:31:23] We just let Zen run bro.
[01:31:25] Wait, chesting we passed them, the rune.
[01:31:29] What is chesting?
[01:31:31] Yo! Yo!
[01:31:33] Wait, one room, chef!
[01:31:35] One room, one room!
[01:31:37] They're saying, go down!
[01:31:39] Oh, shit!
[01:31:41] Wait, what's that?
[01:31:43] Rotating into, bro?
[01:31:45] There was kids getting cracked and we should have went behind them and fought them.
[01:31:49] Where?
[01:31:51] He's a screen sharing.
[01:31:53] I'm telling you, bro, we should have done something.
[01:31:55] The team right below us got cracked.
[01:31:57] It was the team we should have got it on.
[01:32:29] of
[01:32:36] the
[01:32:38] death
[01:32:40] of
[01:32:42] death
[01:32:44] of
[01:32:46] death
[01:32:48] of
[01:32:50] death
[01:32:52] of
[01:32:54] death
[01:32:56] Come on man.
[01:32:57] Nooooooooooooooooo!
[01:32:58] Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
[01:32:59] My monitor!
[01:33:00] Chad can you see me anymore bro?
[01:33:05] My monitor is broke bro.
[01:33:10] One on left, one on left.
[01:33:13] On the left.
[01:33:14] Down you on the left.
[01:33:15] anymore bro my monitor is broke bro
[01:33:21] on her left on her left on there on your left
[01:33:25] in this much in this much in this much nice nice over here now over here now
[01:33:32] bossing my body on my wall my wall he's there he's there I'm gonna break the
[01:33:35] bush I thought I didn't box them I took the
[01:33:38] wall I'm gonna throw it back oh my Jesus Christ on me
[01:33:43] The fuck out loser
[01:33:48] I be had him. Thanks me. Yo, let it go cuz you know, right me
[01:34:09] Oh my god, oh my god
[01:34:13] Can I get an egg wall?
[01:34:15] Can I get an egg wall?
[01:34:20] Can I get an egg wall?
[01:34:23] Okay, let's see if it's ready.
[01:34:25] Okay, let's see if it's ready.
[01:34:34] Can I get an egg wall?
[01:34:42] Can I get an egg wall? Can I get an egg wall? Can I get an egg wall?
[01:34:53] Dude's worried at ASF? I got it! You bet it girl! Get him!
[01:34:59] Can I get an egg wall?
[01:35:01] yeah bro my my goldfish actually died bro I didn't want to tell it you guys
[01:35:18] guys bro, but...
[01:35:27] BUUUUCK!
[01:35:29] No, no, no, please, please, please, don't do it to me, big boy!
[01:35:33] Big boy!
[01:35:34] Don't do it to me, big boy!
[01:35:36] Big boy!
[01:35:37] Big boy!
[01:35:39] Yeah, that's the spirit!
[01:35:41] Yeah, that's the spirit!
[01:35:43] Yeah, right there, big boy!
[01:35:44] Yo!
[01:35:45] Oh!
[01:35:48] Two, one, go.
[01:35:59] It's been a minute, guys.
[01:36:08] Wow.
[01:36:11] All our memories, girl.
[01:36:14] Made a long way.
[01:36:21] Wow, a chat.
[01:36:29] Holy bro
[01:36:42] Come here you filthy monkey
[01:36:55] You guys get it
[01:36:57] yesterday bro dude we literally got a 39 show win game one check right and we're third place
[01:37:06] going going to our second game right and we did a call over have like one K viewers yeah
[01:37:13] I'm gonna lie oh yeah I didn't tell you something you gotta go on a wisdom teeth is
[01:37:19] bro I think my wisdom teeth is going and it's so hard to even know bro it's coming
[01:37:24] I'm not gonna have to take Abel. I don't think Abel's picked in yet.
[01:37:28] Like, bro, my teeth actually hurt.
[01:37:31] And my mouth actually hurts, bro.
[01:37:35] This mouth is terrible.
[01:37:37] I don't know why I bought this mouth, bro.
[01:37:40] Maybe I really was to go on the D-Coast of the Life.
[01:37:45] This mouth is too dumb.
[01:37:47] Nice pain you got there.
[01:37:49] Okay, apparently, like, I'm not ho-
[01:37:51] I'm not ho-
[01:37:51] C-
[01:37:54] Yo, what's going on on TikTok in today's video?
[01:37:57] I'm going to be showing you how to first mob one of my two and solo cash-ups.
[01:37:59] So what you're going to want to do is set up box around, uh, diagonally around a person, right?
[01:38:04] And now there's going to be two things that happen.
[01:38:05] You smack once they instantly hit it, you get a free shot.
[01:38:08] Or they're going to play safe, okay?
[01:38:09] Let's find out what he is.
[01:38:10] So you make a box, smack like this.
[01:38:11] Keep jumping and baiting him.
[01:38:13] See, they made another box.
[01:38:14] When they make a layer up like that, they usually want to go for a double-edit.
[01:38:17] So you do it right here like this.
[01:38:18] You bait him out.
[01:38:19] You just do a double-edit because he thinks he's a shit, right?
[01:38:21] See? Then you hit him 100. Now you gotta go up safely here, cuz he's gonna add on you. Hit the wall.
[01:38:27] Go box.
[01:38:29] See, they're gonna do a lot of fast edits, cuz that's because they were born in Texas. Now you gotta wash your back here.
[01:38:33] You gotta be very safe here when you go up like this.
[01:38:35] Cuz this could be very bad for you. You feel what I'm saying?
[01:38:37] You feel what I'm saying? Like you didn't block your back, cuz now you're fried, and now you're just grief,
[01:38:41] cuz they always grab away. So yeah guys, that's gonna be it for the channel video.
[01:38:44] I hope you guys enjoyed. Unfortunately, I did not kill him, but that's how you make someone run away. Peace out!
[01:38:49] No!
[01:38:50] My shambles down, man.
[01:38:53] Crap!
[01:38:54] Dead?
[01:38:55] 180?
[01:38:56] No, no, no.
[01:38:57] Please, please, please.
[01:38:58] I don't like you in Fortnite.
[01:39:00] 100?
[01:39:01] Oh my god.
[01:39:02] 100?
[01:39:03] What a cheat!
[01:39:04] What a cheat!
[01:39:05] What a cheat!
[01:39:06] On my life!
[01:39:07] On my life!
[01:39:08] Get in!
[01:39:09] Should I get in?
[01:39:10] I'mma go!
[01:39:11] I'mma go!
[01:39:12] I'mma go!
[01:39:13] I'mma freaking go!
[01:39:14] I'mma go!
[01:39:15] I'mma go!
[01:39:16] I'mma go!
[01:39:17] I'mma freaking go!
[01:39:18] This is Loki Massive, watch us then check. This early is amazing, bro. This is so fucking
[01:39:26] massive.
[01:39:27] This is massive.
[01:39:28] Oh my god.
[01:39:29] Double Wobble is pretty good.
[01:39:30] She's an attitude.
[01:39:39] Oh my god.
[01:39:42] Double Wild is crazy good.
[01:39:49] What?
[01:39:53] Yo, what's going on guys?
[01:39:55] in today's TikTok, I am going to be showing you my custom diagonal forward diagonal movie.
[01:40:02] Okay. First thing first, you're going to want to go to settings. You don't want to click this
[01:40:05] setting right here or this setting right here or this setting right here. You're going to scroll
[01:40:08] down. And as you guys can see, this is my custom diagonal settings forward diagonal angle of
[01:40:14] six, five straight angles, 90 backward diagonal angles, 135. Go ahead, put that sauce in there
[01:40:19] and you can become like me. See you guys later.
[01:40:25] So what I was saying, right chat, YouTube views, if you check my YouTube channel views
[01:40:51] These are down-battering now, Chad. I'm telling you, they're down-battering now, bro.
[01:40:54] I fell off, bro. Like, really bad.
[01:40:58] This suck is so hard.
[01:41:00] Come on.
[01:41:01] Come on, Chad.
[01:41:02] Come on.
[01:41:03] Yeah, Chad.
[01:41:05] Come on.
[01:41:06] Come on, Chad.
[01:41:07] Let's go!
[01:41:09] I'm the best in the world!
[01:41:11] I wanna suck your dick, Chad, for the up.
[01:41:15] Oh, my God. Finally, bro.
[01:41:18] Let's fucking go.
[01:41:21] Put on your emollent, Monmots.
[01:41:34] It's time to see the truth for what it really is.
[01:41:41] We did it!
[01:41:47] We did it!
[01:41:49] We won!
[01:41:51] Let's go!
[01:41:53] Let's go my shy son!
[01:41:55] Don't use it in the chat!
[01:41:57] Turn off your volume right now!
[01:41:59] Don't use it in the chat!
[01:42:09] No way this fucking kid crawled!
[01:42:11] Oh my god bro!
[01:42:13] This fucking kid crawled bro!
[01:42:15] oh my god your brother dying of cancer bro
[01:42:24] I'm streaming I'm streaming mom how dare you get in my room get out of my room
[01:42:36] now I'm playing arena get out I'm trying now bro I'm done
[01:42:43] I'm selling bro
[01:42:47] Damn it man
[01:42:52] Hey, I'm not working I'm not here. I died
[01:42:59] I just died is that yeah, have you not watched how you need to do that shit? No, I try to go ahead
[01:43:05] So I'm gonna want you to become
[01:43:13] I
[01:43:23] Think I'm crying me score just subscribe. He's got to keep grinding and grinding bro. She's got to keep climbing up the ladder like this, bro
[01:43:33] She's got to keep climbing bro. Look at the fuck what other people say
[01:43:43] It doesn't matter who other people say about you bro, you just gotta fucking grind bro.
[01:43:48] You just gotta keep going and going bro.
[01:43:52] Cause life is gonna be like a sandwich bro.
[01:43:55] It's gonna be like a sandwich bro, you eat it bro and it goes to shit bro.
[01:43:59] But it's up to you to decide how you wanna be bro.
[01:44:04] So other than a day bro, you decide who you are bro.
[01:44:07] Are bro?
[01:44:08] Flex Biceps?
[01:44:09] listen man I stopped going to Jambrough but this is still pretty good right better
[01:44:14] than Peterbott right
[01:44:17] 100, reporting, waiting for me, waiting for me to run away.
[01:44:37] Clearly very obvious that he was stream sniping.
[01:44:41] Now he's trying to play it cool by killing.
[01:44:47] And now he's laughing, indicating that he was stream sniping.
[01:44:53] So if they came with Agent Gaff, I would have his account banned before someone to show him
[01:45:04] Why he should be a better person.
[01:45:07] Have a merry Christmas.
[01:45:15] Goodbye, your band.
[01:45:17] No, your band.
[01:45:19] Well, you wanna stream on me, right?
[01:45:20] Your account's gonna be gone in a month.
[01:45:22] Goodbye.
[01:45:23] Yo, qualm master, do what's your one.
[01:45:28] Yeah, do you like monton soup?
[01:45:30] would decide a dumpling I haven't tried them oh you haven't tried them no Jason
[01:45:36] do I say we can try them together I am LGW just yes yes we can try them
[01:45:44] together
[01:45:48] okay can you come back from Dubai no right now for tonight got a thousand
[01:45:56] 532 just yeah right now okay can you cook of course ww 77 cheered okay
[01:46:06] thanks 300 a sea on Jeff I am 85% from unreal can you play with my trio you
[01:46:12] We were in our lobby yesterday, please bro.
[01:46:14] How you tried that cuz before?
[01:46:24] Oh crap!
[01:46:30] What's up everybody?
[01:46:32] Fuck you!
[01:46:34] Let's go boys.
[01:46:36] Don't act bitch, don't call me a poor.
[01:46:38] I'm richer than you.
[01:46:40] I'm richer than you! Sit the fuck down!
[01:46:43] I leave bottoms, I leave bottoms!
[01:46:48] So ever call me, Poppy Blast!
[01:46:50] If you ever need a host, just let me know, bruh!
[01:46:53] Cause this is not the wave, bruh!
[01:46:54] Blast goes right through the waves!
[01:46:57] Now we got churned, boys! Let's go!
[01:47:03] They fell, they fell.
[01:47:08] I don't match, bro.
[01:47:10] Yo, what's going on tiktok into today's tiktok I'm gonna be showing you how to get a golden
[01:47:25] spath and a new og season of fornite so what you're gonna want to do is you want to obviously
[01:47:29] there's a lot of luck that comes into this game so you're gonna want to use cold agent
[01:47:33] jeff and I promise you once you put that code agent jeff you don't even have to
[01:47:36] buy a skin just use the code agent jeff put that in the item shop and then the
[01:47:39] The next thing you want to do, you want to do five rounds of my PG map.
[01:47:43] You're going to want to do five different people that you want to match making Q and
[01:47:46] you want to beat them first to five with my two individually.
[01:47:48] So once you've done beat five kids individually, first five with my two style, you're going
[01:47:52] to go in this game and you're going to land salty springs or you're going to land on
[01:47:56] this mound.
[01:47:57] And the golden spad is going to be on the river right here waiting for you.
[01:47:59] That's where I found it.
[01:48:00] And let me show you a screenshot.
[01:48:03] Let me show you a screenshot.
[01:48:04] What the?
[01:48:05] Let me show you a screenshot.
[01:48:09] go home
[01:48:13] But right now Peterbot could move in with us. There's only four rooms so Peterbot could move in or
[01:48:20] Canada, I don't know. Yo, Henzing with tier one, bro
[01:48:23] Bro, the problem is I feel like Peterbot would be dirty, bro
[01:48:26] You guys think Peterbot will be dirty as living or no?
[01:48:31] Yo, thank you guys so much for all the stuff that I appreciate bro. All right, listen listen listen
[01:48:34] So this is my plan. Okay, I'm gonna be moving in on this February 5th. Okay, I'm gonna be done with location
[01:48:39] I'm gonna get home to my og location. I'm gonna be home in my own location
[01:48:44] January is a January or February. I don't know February first. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be og house
[01:48:50] I'm gonna be zero pain on any stroke then. I'm gonna dip. I'm gonna make sure everything's good
[01:48:55] I'm gonna make sure everything's good before I move in. I'm a plan. I'm a pack and shit
[01:48:59] Then I'm gonna drive to fucking Texas the new crib. I can make a video on it, but I don't want to leak too much
[01:49:09] Fuckin' try, bro.
[01:49:10] Hmm.
[01:49:11] MSF clouded.
[01:49:12] So I'm...
[01:49:17] Siphon, you're gonna fight skids, okay?
[01:49:19] Just keep staying frontside real quick.
[01:49:22] Make a lot of stays for yourself.
[01:49:24] Like this.
[01:49:27] Top three.
[01:49:29] Watch your back. I think he's above you.
[01:49:31] Right here.
[01:49:33] Hunter.
[01:49:39] 180. Don't sell, Jack.
[01:49:47] Three bills.
[01:49:57] Hooray! $100!
[01:49:59] My cones are just non-placing 150k dude no way 150k people oh my god it's
[01:50:15] Bo-kart clip that
[01:50:25] You got that all very jeep I'll kill the rest of the lobby
[01:50:30] Mom you want to say hi to my stream come here say hi to my stream say hi
[01:50:36] Hi everyone
[01:50:38] Mom, Alvrog said hi. The guy that lived with me? Yeah, that one. Don't say anything. Don't say anything to US. Don't say anything.
[01:50:54] Oh my god, this is so sus. She said, she had how are you and you just ego'd her. What the fuck? Why did you just ego my mom, bro?
[01:51:06] bro LROG LROG bro bye-bye mom I'm gonna go full piece some kids I'm so placing
[01:51:16] this little boy right here
[01:51:22] yeah
[01:51:24] you too boss come here t-fu
[01:51:28] 200 t-fu down
[01:51:32] t-fu down
[01:51:36] this Yasuo ice cream so good I push you on bruh I know I did bro
[01:51:40] y'all ever need me to put you on a food again at the grocery store bro I'm your guy bro
[01:51:44] go get yourself a wagyu steak bro
[01:51:48] go get yourself a wagyu
[01:51:52] And this is not to like dismiss the war going over there
[01:51:56] But I bet you there's some Romeo Juliet shit going on an Israel Palestine right now
[01:52:00] We're like there's like there's some freaky behind the scenes sex going on. I just know it. I just know it
[01:52:22] I just lost 2.70 chat. I just lost 2.70 chat. It's over man. My life is over. I just lost my mom is gonna like touch me now
[01:52:45] Guys I just broke my monitor
[01:52:52] One down, one down us.
[01:53:02] We're going to jump in.
[01:53:07] 180!
[01:53:08] Kuno, Kuno, one shot.
[01:53:10] I got him, Kuno.
[01:53:12] Dead!
[01:53:13] Go up, my shi-sup!
[01:53:15] Boobah!
[01:53:17] On me.
[01:53:19] He's on you.
[01:53:21] He's on you? Just kill him please.
[01:53:25] All for? Don't get nervous.
[01:53:28] He's weak.
[01:53:31] Am I killin'?
[01:53:35] There's nothing.
[01:53:37] Let's go! I think we did it!
[01:53:39] I think we did it my shite stuff!
[01:53:41] I think we did it bro!
[01:53:43] I think we did it bro!
[01:53:45] Let's go!
[01:53:47] Bye guys.
[01:54:17] I got it, I got it.
[01:54:23] So beautiful, bro.
[01:54:24] It's so beautiful.
[01:54:25] Yeah.
[01:54:26] Let's go, bro.
[01:54:27] I haven't seen this major.
[01:54:32] That is center of certain progress.
[01:54:34] Bro, where is it, bro?
[01:54:36] Over.
[01:54:37] This isn't it?
[01:54:38] No.
[01:54:39] I think I got banned.
[01:54:40] Oh, I was going to my game as well too because I don't see it, I don't think.
[01:54:46] Wait, why?
[01:54:49] That actually what it was called? I think it was on the right one, bro.
[01:54:51] Bro, I think I got banned, bro.
[01:54:54] No, I think it was something to get a...
[01:54:56] No, bro! No!
[01:55:05] You should ban them before finals that start at 8.10 Eastern Time.
[01:55:13] Thank you so much and have a great rest of your day and please send them because I'm
[01:55:23] actually poor. I need the Cash Cups prize pool first place because I'm very confident
[01:55:32] that I can get first place with my Dibble and this rifle is life-shinning gun so it would be
[01:55:43] really sad that I got cheated on thank you so much, referee charl
[01:55:53] 200, 200, what the fuck out of my lobby boy, 4 box 200, your turn come over here little
[01:56:01] Boy report copy and paste yep, of course, man. I got you
[01:56:23] You didn't go to gym today, I did not go to a gym today, bro
[01:56:26] We need hand cam? Alright look at my crew though, look at my setup bro.
[01:56:33] My setup is fucking 30 right now.
[01:56:56] All right, so I have five shocks three bays and four floppers right now what I say again
[01:57:03] You want to farm good rocks? Okay, so look at this rock you can tell the difference between a good rock and a bad rock
[01:57:08] Yeah, this rock is so curvy and veiny. That's a good rock now. You see this rock this rocks a very bad rock
[01:57:13] Look at it. I might be wrong
[01:57:16] See what I'm saying like what is that?
[01:57:18] You know I'm saying this is a good tree you can tell this is a good tree now zones pulling right bad rock
[01:57:23] Don't farm your brat rocks wasting your time on rotates from this is a good rock
[01:57:29] Never mind. I like I mean it's considered good
[01:57:32] This yeah, I guess you can consider this a good rock. It's just very bulky. You know I'm saying now left side that side
[01:57:38] Why why am I going this side?
[01:57:42] Detendable y'all so you ready?
[01:57:45] Yeah, I'm not doing the monster now
[01:57:47] You're not doing it my friend. I'm not doing the monster. I know bro
[01:57:53] I'm going to go down and spin.
[01:57:55] Are you ready?
[01:57:56] Alright.
[01:57:57] Spin.
[01:57:58] You count down.
[01:57:59] How long?
[01:58:00] Just count down in 3, 2, 1.
[01:58:02] You don't?
[01:58:03] Uh, Jeff, I can hear you, just count it out.
[01:58:04] Okay, ready?
[01:58:05] 3, 2, 1.
[01:58:06] 3, 2, 1.
[01:58:07] Alright, I'm going to go put my head in water, okay?
[01:58:10] Alright, alright, I'll be back.
[01:58:12] Alright, I'm going to go put my head in water, okay?
[01:58:21] Alright, alright, alright.
[01:58:23] I'm gonna put my head in water, bro.
[01:58:42] But now, man, it's just not the same.