AsianJeff
getting more food with gwen and then solo cash cup ❤️ ❤️ 4 MORE DAYS WITH GWEN ❤️ Day 16/365 ❤️ !tiktok !comm
07-18-2026 · 12h 22m
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I'm live, I'm live, I'm live.
Day 3 with Gwen.
I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live.
Are you ready?
Oh my god.
Oh, that's where the sticky rice is.
Chandler, come on.
Want me to get some water?
Puppy AP, boom, boom, boom.
I have to go.
Huh?
Yo, what's good, what's good, what's good, boys?
What's up?
I have to go.
Was any
Yo, what's good?
Yo, what up guys I have to restart shooting yesterday, and I thought my shroom is still going and it wasn't
It wasn't going bro. It wasn't going down now. I feel like I'm not him chat
Everyone Jesus Christ
You are nothing bro. There's FNCSA locked in wait who the fuck do I play with oh?
My god, who do I play with?
Yeah
Clat off string
You broke your streak. I didn't break my streak pure Roshi cheered x100 got a girl and we're already slipping
I know man
My shit my manager told me in my strength chat
Boop the epitome boom
That's why you look mad going on
Do my lips are burning
Thank you
Hickey see I told you I told you
Oh my god claim what about her we chat we got a lot of things to do today
Let's just say last night was crazy, you know the same
Last night was crazy
When she's coming back she's right here. She's really right here
She's washing her face how many showers you take a day. I just took a shower
Let's just say chat.
My lips are fucked, I know.
When's Gwen coming back after she leaves?
We will have to see.
Time will tell.
There is no definite answer for that right now.
The time will tell.
Gwen got him taking showers now.
We officially lost them
Okay
Are you ready?
It's up to check. I think you look great. I hope.
I'm gonna take her to In-N-Out and shit. You feel me?
I don't know why my manager told me am I straight?
I'm actually just clothes girl.
Why is he in a wheelchair?
I don't know.
Yeah, do you want to be the camera woman?
She looks ready. Thank you
I'm drinking some water. I'm dehydrated
And I'm just coaxing over. Oh my gosh, wait, I had water this morning. I kind of
You gave me a hickey
You gave me a hickey first
Bro, back to back ads?
My chat.
Yo, chat. Sorry about that, bro.
How many toes do you suck a day?
She's sucking you like a vain bird.
I know that song.
I gotta get ready for porn today.
Are you gonna teach me how to play after?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let me wash this off.
I'm gonna get it.
Go, push your teeth.
Yes, ma'am. Yes, mommy.
Yes mom. Yes mom.
Poopy Epee Dung Dung.
Oh.
No, what?
Pure Roshi cheered.
X500.
I am going on a Lil Yachtrip today,
so he'll catch y'all tonight if you're still streaming.
Have fun guys.
Y'all follow the fair now.
Have fun Roshi.
Have fun Roshi.
Poopy Epee.
Oh my god, was this worth it?
Are y'all dating?
What's that on your left neck?
Oh my god.
What?
Nothing.
I'm fucking weird now.
Shut up, bro.
Oh my god, my son and his girl.
You know, why do my glasses look like that?
But why do my eyes look like that?
To get to me one of the days.
J-Shock 9
Put me in your dome, dome, dome, dome, dome.
Now, this is your new bro, Sidaniah Hikiko.
I'm sorry for any machine last night. I didn't even know that ended. I thought I was gonna
wake up this morning and my shim was still going on, but the desk just ended bro. Holy
Do you got two now bro?
Oh my god.
Go ahead.
I didn't even know.
I did ask but I didn't know.
Oh this is the guy?
It's a blood disease, right?
I need it.
Guys, I have to torment fucking 15 minutes.
What's that on my left?
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, what's on my list?
Guys, my cup?
It's like a shower you might be cooked wait why are you saying I'm cooked because there's
something in my lips it's just it's capped up it's capped up they said you got a disease
What does that mean?
I think it is like, okay, bro, me and her had a crazy talk last night, and she was so
good.
I love talking to people.
She burnt you?
What do you mean, Jack?
does it burn well you pee no why are you guys asking me what's going on I gotta play a
tournament today I got literally 15 minutes game I got 50 I got 58 minutes and then I
I gotta find a duel for FMCS.
Jeff is your dick good.
Jeff, how's your morning?
I'm having these sleeps where I'm like waking up
and then I'm like
I'm going back to sleep and I'm waking up and I'm going back to sleep and I'm waking
up and I'm going back to sleep and like and then I wake up Jeff, it's over, I've written
I'll be over Jeff.
I don't need anything that's over guys because at the end of the day life is good.
the blood is trapped you are fine it's basically a bruise they're called black men pinch okay
okay try it after we guys is working okay if it's actually over it's over
but if it's not over we're not a couple
but if it's over it comes
Oh my god, what's the point of that 7% oh
I remember oh yeah I remember I'm like I like
bit my skin really hard. I got peeled off because it was dry and it was bleeding. Like I did that.
Literally right at that spot. So I think we're good. Anyways, we gotta go brush your teeth.
Okay, do you want to talk to chat?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm on the chair.
Hello, Jocs.
Sorry, my hair is still wet, but...
Wait, can you use a power bank?
It's really not. I didn't charge it.
My hair is still wet, but I don't really want to dry it right now.
What did you do to our Jeff? Nothing. He's still Jeff.
What was that?
On the power bank?
Yeah, I'm gonna need to charge it and then you gotta charge the phone while you're talking to me.
Okay.
I'm gonna charge your iPad.
Yeah.
What would that be here?
What am I doing with this?
Just, um, uh, where's the other block at?
Where's the one that might block, the block one?
Why is your monitor so low?
The way you streamed yesterday, half of it was- Oh, here.
Use this box.
Or use this one.
Okay, anyways.
The way you streamed yesterday,
half of it was Gwen cooking other half was Jeff's old clips.
Today will be different.
We're playing Fortnite today.
We're playing Fortnite.
We're gonna go self-catched up.
Yeah.
And then we're gonna have dual-formant.
Like a really big dual-formant?
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it yet.
You know what that is?
I don't know what I'm playing with, because I'm a loser, and I have no friends, and no good doers.
I'll play with you. I'm a good duo.
Why are you making that face?
Wait, do you want to focus?
On the bed?
You're dead?
Did you have that in the bathroom?
I don't think so.
That's all I saw was one of them.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Okay, girly.
Chat, it's not charging.
This is why you're stuck or something?
Here.
What? It is.
No, see, no, it's not.
Okay, now it is.
Okay, just don't move it.
Okay.
Are we getting food see now it's like not this is why I suck
Yeah, you just just don't do it. Thank you. What just a word
Well, it's not crazy. Okay
Why it sucks
I just did that
I'm not sure
Thank you. Uh, how did it?
It actually lasted that
Okay
What is on your neck that he bite you?
Wildbun, you're so pretty. Thank you.
I feel like chopped cheese right now.
I'm breaking out really bad, and my hair is wet.
I just got out of the shower.
shower. Hi, you're the goat. Thanks. Thanks. You both got the same blood disease. Yeah,
I guess it's transferable.
Hi, Albert.
Did y'all go somewhere yesterday?
We went to go get boba.
It was really good.
Guys, I don't like seeing my hair wet.
It's making me feel like a chud.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
Hi, Aaron Streams Games.
Guys, I'm breaking out really bad, like it's insane.
Oh my gosh.
How's Yale's morning going?
Is it going good, Chad?
No, he's brushing his teeth.
Why am I breaking out?
I think it's just because it's a new environment.
No, it's just like a new environment.
I'm like, my skin's not used to like sleeping on a new bed and everything.
I just need to get used to it.
Yeah.
And I'm not gonna put on makeup today.
I'm gonna let my skin breathe.
I slept with my makeup on last night,
which is a big no-no for me, but I was so tired.
Are you guys excited to watch some Fortnite today?
It'll be very fun and super duper exciting.
Exciting.
you
you
you
you
you
I know, like I don't need it right now, but I'm just like, I don't need it right now.
I'm just like, I want to find my wallet.
You can check the seat?
Yes.
How do we move to your wallet?
Is it in the laundry room?
It's not in the kitchen.
It's fine. I don't need it right now.
I was just saying we need to take my bit later.
But we need to find your wallet because your wallet's the corner.
Let's go.
I'll get it.
Oh my goodness.
Here's my check.
I'm not laughing at you. I'm not laughing at you.
You're clipped for me.
Don't clipped for me.
I'm not clipped for me.
I need to get food and I need to be ready for the cash.
I need to warm up. What time is it?
It's 12.34. We don't have a lot of time.
It's time you're finished.
What are you actually taller than me?
Why?
Why do they say I'm taller than you?
I'd be silent now.
Your chat, y'all ready for us to get in and out?
Type one in the chat if y'all are ready.
Type two in the chat if you're gay.
Type three in the chat if you're straight.
Type four in the chat if you're desert.
Tyre, you know what I know?
How did you sleep last night?
Never actually, yeah.
I kept waking up.
Yeah, I know.
And I remember I woke up and I opened my eyes
and you were looking at me.
What do you mean?
You were just admiring me.
No, you kept waking me up.
I don't want to do it.
Two.
Okay.
We've got like 30 minutes. So we've got to like do the drive there, okay?
Don't they actually have like a really long line?
Yeah.
Is it cooked?
Yeah.
Aren't late starts on solo cash cups good?
Yeah, they're good. I know that. Only a week ball knowledge people.
Yeah. I don't have a week ball knowledge.
Yeah. Jeff kept you awake in for what?
You just make me look like the bag man.
Let's go with you.
Why do you make me look like the bag man?
You ask me how I slept
and I told you. I didn't start.
I don't even start. What was my start?
We actually, seriously need to find a lawson.
I know.
So when was the last place you had it?
I swear the last time we had it was on the counter.
I didn't bring it.
Why are you yelling at me?
I'm not. I'm just like, I'm trying to think. Is this it?
Yes.
I'm gonna go over here.
Okay.
It was on the counter.
I kinda...
Yo, chat. We're gonna be running shit.
it might have been like in between the cash or something I don't think I brought it anywhere after we got home from the airport
why is that thing weird?
it wouldn't be me
yeah I don't think I brought it anywhere after that
because I remember
guys I'm not being fucking weird though I'm just fucking
fucking weird
I'm not being weird
what?
I'm not being weird
oh my god
what's that area again?
six seven
six seven
Okay, we got a little lead, we got a little lead here, okay?
Just try to think of a go-kart point.
We're not doing that.
Shout out my skins cooked.
My hair's wet.
Everything's like, everything's go-kart right now, okay?
We can go to somewhere else if you want other food.
No, let's go anyway.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's your first time.
Yeah, but like...
You gotta be good at Spanish.
But what?
We don't have time.
Yeah, but like...
We have time, though.
Like...
If you want something like quicker, that's fine.
It's just...
You know what I mean?
I'm into driving.
And I always start to cash out stuff.
And I always book easily.
Easily?
Yeah.
You go.
Are you going to coach me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Girl, coach me.
Glenn, coach me.
Oh, let's get Mother.
Hello. Good morning.
We're...
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're calling the regular.
We're just calling.
We need to call my Mother.
Hi.
Oh, it shows that I've said it to you.
Yeah, we talked about it.
You were saying you have to type?
Hi.
But I didn't know that.
I was like, guys, how do you get to, like, get, and then cat was like, you have to,
like, type five.
And I was like, wait, why don't I see you on my phone?
I had a good time last night.
I mean, yesterday.
I had a good time last night, I mean, yesterday, like cooking and stuff.
Thank you.
I was upset for a minute, I was actually just like a slip of the tongue.
You see?
Yes, like I must say like streaming, like yesterday.
I had a good time yesterday, in that closet.
I'm going to tell it. I'm going to tell it to you.
Chad, we had a really deep talk last night.
I don't know if I should tell them.
We just had a talk.
Chad, she's lowkey like a good girl.
Lowkey.
She's coming there at this time.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Because...
Because, Chad, she taught me like...
that it's okay to like not move sometimes because I don't know y'all know it's
sure I'm sure from 15 days in a row and like I forgot that sometimes you have to
just sit there you give time out you have to put yourself in time out the
world and just be in your own mind
I'm sorry but I didn't I wasn't I wasn't correct. I wasn't
correct. I'm correct. I'm correct. When do you have a
driver's license? Yes, I do. What do you get on the test?
Okay. I passed it the first time. Okay. That was good.
How? Because I didn't stop on stuff times. I just wait.
Wait, I stopped. Oh, like it was a slow stop. Yeah. Yeah.
dramatic there yeah well I did it she was like you have to be like a full stop
and she's like it's whatever I don't be doing full stops I just that's how I
always yeah that's how I do too unless it's like an actual stop stop you know
like if there's cars in front of you guys we're getting out in 1243 and then
the drop is probably gonna take, is it Friday?
say Friday or Saturday?
yeah, but it's like...
it's Friday
oh, it's kinda new then too
well, it tastes Saturday
I just...
my skin's good
I'm so tired.
My chest is not moving.
Is it glitched?
No, sometimes it's glitched.
No, some type of message I can see.
Sorry, Chad, I didn't mean to go.
I hope this girl don't cheat on me, too.
Nice job. Thanks, guys.
Appreciate you guys.
When the weeding. We don't do that. Sorry.
You said how was your morning, then?
Morning's been good. We woke up...
...um... showered.
And then...
Yeah. I'm going to sleep.
We woke up kind of late today. Yesterday we woke up at 7.
Today, what? I'm trying to be careful.
Sorry guys. I'm going to car alone.
Nobody else is here, but...
Um...
I think it was like 10.
What?
Yes.
You see that guy now?
You don't have that?
Yeah, I did actually.
I'm just gonna go to the clinic tomorrow.
I'm actually gonna be busy all day today.
Which means like today is like a morning day.
Yeah, that's why I tell you that.
I wish I had a great night's sleep for you while you were like praying.
And I have a sickness that's in my legs.
Oh, and I have a delicious sandwich.
All the way, all the way, all the way.
Checking out the water.
Hello.
Salute, baby.
My name is Kyle, I was here when you just started.
Just started.
Your mom said,
At least a little younger.
My name is Jeff, I'm a Korean or a Korean.
I'm so ready, I'm just dropping up ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what that is.
You're right, there's something we don't know when.
Yeah, I said it's alright.
No, I'm sorry.
Your mom said I know which episode I'm on.
Yeah, that's a lot of mom.
It's okay, he has me now.
Somebody else said nasty mark on the neck, right?
That's what I'm talking about, sorry.
And then she's kind of trollin' around you.
If you ask me now, baby, I'm gonna be late and so bad for you.
It's okay, late starts are good.
Where are you guys going? In and out?
In and out? In and out? In and out?
And, and now...
I agree Jeff's wrong. He needs to rethink his lecture so he can focus on the better and bigger things for his future.
I think he needs to slow down and focus on the now.
You need a good tip, you see?
What?
That great heart.
You find it?
I read to him the chapter of the trauma countings.
We had a good talk.
It was a good night.
I cried.
It's okay to cry.
Cry?
It's okay to cry guys.
No jabby and crack.
There's anyone for that.
We won.
No?
We won.
What is he doing?
Wait, what?
This guy's so funny.
He's cutting in some crap.
Why am I in traffic?
Guys, you're in trouble.
Do you think I hate you? This guy's not funny.
What do you know about something like this?
Me?
Yeah.
You know my thoughts on this.
What are your thoughts on sports?
What are your thoughts on football?
I think it's like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like you.
Hey!
I'm just in traffic.
It's okay!
So it's where someone kiss a lot on one spot and your neck you can see
You can't on your neck you can get it anywhere. He got two on his thigh
That's funny
What?
Wake elsewhere?
Yea
What's that?
I'm not explaining it
Do you think I know what it is?
What?
Now I think I'm excited for him now
I'm so excited
What are you going to do?
I want the burger
Probably not, I don't like the burger
I don't clear for a second
I'm not gonna feel like shit. I'm glad I already feel like shit, don't worry.
Okay, fine. You can just order for me.
Uh, yeah.
I just got bad lines here, so...
I can't wait to send it off.
Colleen, now she's not gonna like it.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be dang chill.
Chad, what do I play to do?
I can see I'm supposed to play.
Like, all the birds keep swapping in bro.
They keep swapping in.
Let me find you a duo.
I guarantee you're not going to find someone with skill.
Let me find you a duo.
I'm going to find you a duo.
Chad, I got a piece of history.
I'm like, why am I still out of touch with the warranty card?
There's a lot of people looking for nudes.
All of them?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can you?
I know.
Oh, you mean the look?
No.
Oh, they're all random?
Oh, they're all random?
Yeah.
So how am I supposed to know who's looking for you?
Well, that's what you did.
That's good.
Like, they're all random.
Okay.
I'll make a T for you.
Looking for you.
I'm so excited!
But have them last night, had to leave, bro.
We just had a long talk.
We went to bed, gave me a long talk, and then we went to the closet.
And then I cried on our arms. I was just laying down and cried on our arms, and then...
It was a good night. I think it was very good.
Do you give homeless people a chance to live in peace?
I give homeless people a chance to live in peace.
And I have like two problems.
What have they spent on drugs and shit?
I don't know. I never get something good to do.
I was down, I was down, I was down business, I was down business, I was down business, I was down business, I was down business, I was down business, I was down business.
How have you been there? You look like you can change your mind.
Um, it just makes me like, far out.
Everything makes me fly.
But I was always like that.
There was one today named Joachim Place.
Where is it?
Is that an animal?
I don't know
You guys are so funny
They're just funny
Is that normal?
Wait, I think he's going to be a lot better
This is like experience.
There's a lot of asthma.
There's a lot of asthma.
What did Jeff do to the same bus that he had saved?
I saw a pale.
I saw a pale.
Oh, lag.
The lag?
Yeah.
Get it?
Get it?
Yeah. Okay, explain.
I don't know. Can you explain it?
I'll lag, double L, just E, E, and so on.
Lay?
I apologize for not getting it.
So, I just find you.
They say, are you guys on a street with crack?
Tell me what's the word. Tell me what you're trying to say.
We're winning the character in the check.
It's a long line, babe. It's kinda cold.
I might just be where y'all are at.
Yeah, I can still see them.
What's the word? What's the word? What's the word, game?
So, no, you see me.
Okay, I'm like a better now, Chet.
Why is it better now?
Because, like, on the bottom left, it says, like, it's not, like, colorful.
I mean it's like, it's good.
Why is no one telling me what Jeff did with that?
Dude, I have no place to go.
What happened? Is he at the Schumer University, do you think?
No, he just like, this happens just not the same place I know anyone.
Yo, yo, girl is hot.
This is your reading chat.
This is your sister Jenny.
I'm doing great bro, how are you?
I'm doing good sis.
Go and tell Jeff to play FSC yesterday.
Guys, he's looking for duo.
Guys, I need a duo.
Type one in the chat if he'll be Jeff's duo.
hmm whoa whoa whoa oh just kidding but two people are gonna ask Oliver for
let's play. I'm gonna shoot my shot. You think you have a duo? Yeah but he's just playing with
shitters bro. You're not a shitter. He's just retarded. Whoa. Like he just, Oliver's just a dumb girl.
He wants to play a random ass canter out.
You know who Day is?
The controller player?
Yeah.
So basically, like, he's kind of washed, right?
And all of the children play with him.
Instead of me.
Oh.
Wow.
And like, you could, like, see Kurt every time he's playing with him.
Cause he knows, like, he's just playing with shitters and he's just,
he's just courage coming down.
So why don't you tell her?
Order for me, please.
Yes, ma'am.
Where did your make-up go?
Where did her make-up go?
Um, I showered and I have my stands breaking out so I need to let my stand be.
Whoa!
Yeah, that's fine.
Run. Hold up. To me.
Look! Look at your feet.
Watch where it's blocked.
Fine.
What's in my face?
Come.
That's a spanglin'.
Where's the line?
Who the fuck, that guy's the biggest fuck.
Hi, sir.
How are you doing, sir?
Can you get a double-double, please?
Is that the name?
Yes, please.
Yes, please!
Are the names okay?
Um, do you want onions?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are they soft onions or hard onions?
Are they soft onions or hard onions?
like are they cook there okay yes please
do you guys have sweet tea?
I don't have sweet tea
so what's your next camp thingy?
see ya
why are you talking right now?
oh sorry
you're talking like so flirty or something
okay
Can I get one for me too?
Onions?
Yeah, no.
Onions?
Actually no onions.
And then, can I have a drink as daikon?
It's like we're in the park.
It's like we're in the park.
It's like it's gonna be like to go.
Like we're gonna leave.
Do you have boxes?
Or do you want to take it out of the bag?
I would like honestly, you know...
In a bag?
In a bag, yeah.
Double double double double nine.
To take five is to go to daikon to go.
Of course we're gonna have to make sure.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're a backpack.
What's a backpack?
Wait, this is so cool.
Guys, sorry, I'm here on vacation, chill.
What does big back mean?
Put the present in the bag.
Why do you have books in there?
Why should talk like that with me?
Because you think I was being too rude?
I don't know, I was just sort of thinking of something.
What? How about me?
Yeah, because you were like,
Well, I didn't I just like being nice to the customer service workers
I know but it was it. I just sounded like it was a joke.
I should have just let you talk. I'm sorry.
Now you're good. I'm just not in the relationship.
No, I am alright.
Problem?
I'm just a problem.
Can we listen to a song?
How about?
Of course.
You're playing this little fashion game again?
Yes I am.
Treated you, treated you, treated you, treated you, treated you.
What the hell is that?
You gave me.
I'm not gonna tell your show ass.
You gave me money. Is she Asian?
See. See puppy, see puppy.
It was
Oh my gosh, guys, I can't do anything.
I thought I was yours.
I
Wait, I got it. I got it.
What?
What?
Is it taking a little mouth?
Did I hear that?
Oh, you're handsome.
What's that?
It's a funny one.
I'll go get your head over there.
Alright, my friend.
I'm gonna get some.
I'm gonna get some.
I'm gonna get some.
I'm gonna get some.
I'm gonna get some.
Americans.
What's that?
Were you an editor?
No, I was just...
Can you support me in your soul, Gashakten?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Bambayosan!
I will be supporting you.
I hope I got... I hope you got what you wanted.
at me you they said you bagged her or what do you need a bag in
Why are you looking at them?
Because they're in front of my way.
Why are you looking at them?
Why are you starting with 10 now, please?
Chill, don't run over them.
I'm literally five feet away from them.
You're literally about to run over me.
Why are you punching things?
Let me eat.
I am.
I'm gonna get you.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
One get me a sock so I can get at.
W!
It's so laggy here.
No lines.
Yeah I got it go I got it go I got it go I got it go I got it go
what playing what about me sorry guys
I can't do this anymore Let's try
I can't do this anymore What?
What? What the, what the thing we're going to answer now?
Um, can we un-keep?
So when you have to drop it, it's like...
On the...
I like when it rains
It's only to go to the light
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
So, let me ask you the same question, right now.
I ask you, I'm like, oh, are you comfortable?
You're like, yeah.
Yeah, but like, oh, I know you're lying.
You're lying.
No, but like, I say like, are you comfortable?
If I don't move, I'm just like, if I don't move,
I need some comfort.
If I'm like, I need you, you gotta always know
what I'm going to do next to me.
Yeah.
So if I'm always going, what I want,
I'm gonna do it.
But if I don't move, then I need some comfort.
But I'm feeling kind of, or like,
you're just not moving, because you're not moving.
Yeah, you bet.
He's so cute, guys.
He's so cute.
Like, yeah, he's so cute.
You guys think he's cute?
Why is he my husband?
What's my...
What's my...
This is evil bro, why can't I ever get this?
Look at what?
Once he leaves, can I have you for a week?
I certainly want you for a week, not for a week.
What's up?
I'm not in the game anymore.
Wait, why is it evil you somehow?
I'm gonna check.
I can't always like close the game.
You know what I'm saying?
You're so cute, you're so cute, you're so cute.
Like, I just love so many comments.
You're so cute, you're so cute, you're so cute.
I'm just doing this feed work.
Honestly, I would love to do sweet tea.
I don't want that sweet tea.
Put it in my mouth.
I'm going to put it in my mouth.
Mmm.
I feel like you don't like sweet tea.
I feel like you don't like it.
It's so good.
Oh, it's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's fine.
You're fine?
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's fine.
You hauled the game into the things grow.
You made the job.
Did you know I do school?
I did know, this is when you said you didn't want to show me your screen time?
I'll show you, you want to see?
No.
No?
No, like whatever, you're late now.
I woke up today, and I got pork bacon, then I opened Twitch, and everyone is jolly.
Jeff, remember the time you donated me one of your kidneys to a man?
Or you could donate one of your kidneys to...
You're such a good brother.
I love you.
What do you do at some good time to talk to people and then dance in the middle?
Oh, are we going to ask back?
Oh, I'm talking about you.
Oh, talking for like- and then like however like if you know two weeks or three trials
that you know, two weeks, three trials, and then like, if you're feeling it, then you're feeling it.
There is no qualifying for you.
Okay, man.
Stop it.
Stop it.
What does that mean, qualifying?
Well, it doesn't sound right.
Right?
Yeah.
That's scary.
Is this dragon like, rabies?
When they would just don't go on for it. He's actually gonna get nothing
What?
Oh
Yeah? You like them? Yeah?
I like my visors!
My outfit's cute.
Let's um...
Let's uh...
Let's um...
Eat the food and uh...
I'm gonna try the stone casket.
Alright, alright.
Oh, I know what you're gonna do.
What?
I know what you're gonna do.
What?
No.
What?
I know what you're gonna do.
You're the one who brought it on.
Yeah, it's like when y'all know what's wrong with you.
I'm not. I'm not doing anything.
You got a flinch brush, so good.
Well, I'm just cheating on you, he gotta hit you.
What?
You're kidding me.
Now, let's take a look.
Okay, can you-
You want me to bring the mic?
Yeah, uh, no, just hold the mic.
High five.
Jeff we understand that one is a nice girl you guys work out but don't forget
about us. We hear for you every day since you started. We didn't want to find you.
We want to see you win. Chat we all want to see Jeff win, right? We want to see you win.
Everyone do you want the power bank? Do you want the power bank? Are you sure?
What?
Uh-oh.
What?
What?
Yusufov 317 cheered.
X100.
This is evil twinge.
Why are you guys just so happy and jolly together?
While I'm just sitting here in my bed.
Poor.
While I got pork bacon.
I don't eat pork, cheesy eggs.
Disgusting. And then someone told me to go freak myself at 9 a.m. in the morning like this is evil life.
Hey, you have to see the light in everything, right? You have to see the light in everything.
Yes, you might not like the street we have, but there are some people in the world that don't have it at all.
And you have, you are able to get on Twitch and watch us.
Like I know like there are some people who don't have internet, they don't have like anything.
You don't have internet?
No, I'm just saying there's like, you could be like in poverty, you know.
Yeah, do you have internet?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, do you want me to hold something?
No, I got it.
I'm just hungry.
I'm just ready to go to the next thing.
Yeah.
What?
What do you want?
I want you.
Okay. Wait, I'm confused what you want.
Do you want me to hold that?
No, I got it.
I see, okay, sorry, I wasn't, I don't have something to say, but we broke out.
I used to be homeless in Chicago for around four months, and like, see where you are now?
Like, it's only up from here, guys.
Like, it's only up from here.
Like, you already know, even if you are, like, put in a situation, you were in the past again,
like you already know what to do you already know that you can rise up from
that. She's a gold digger Jeff. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna feed you.
I got it.
Thank you.
I like the mindset.
Have a good day.
Tell Jeff here.
Wait, I don't want that chair.
Can I use the other chair that's in there?
Yeah, just play with it.
Okay.
I have to tinkle.
Is that okay?
I have to think oh just sit down and I'll put the food in there. Okay. You have to what?
Okay, just sit down and I'll do everything. Yes, ma'am.
All right, yeah
I'm gonna switch over to PC and we're gonna start the solo cash go
Type one if y'all are ready for me to win today chat life is good and we're gonna win, okay?
solo cash go girl coaches me solo cash go girl coaches me boom for now
I'm gonna go watch it let's go Jeff is back what kind of STD do you got on your
I'm gonna kill him. Nice bro.
Fucking hate you guys.
What are you gonna do, BoboLoo?
You packed enough in my stream?
Oh
Why is it so cold here
We're gonna bet
You want me to like clean it you can just put on the bed keep us here to like you actually use it where's the cash go back?
Thank you, I'm loading in okay, okay y'all can hear me
Yeah, put it on heat if you want no my balding chat
What is this music?
So you're just gonna put it in bed?
Thanks!
Chad, go online.
Go online and pick up.
Shout out, Miles.
Go in.
Shout out, Glenn.
Bro, I haven't picked Wayne in so long.
Do you need to go out once?
Uh, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm getting crack walls, can you smell that?
No, what is that?
It's like the heat burning on top.
That's crazy, does that happen every time?
I don't know if it does, I'm just kidding.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
You're welcome.
Yes, we did.
Woooah!
Bro, he's washed.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate you guys.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
chat where do i land bro?
i'm winning this shit cuz i got gwen on the side of me
gwen, it's already at 3-4
it's just how it is you know what i'm saying
oh you might find a wallet
it's like a low thing right?
it might be under that yellow thing have you checked that?
It's not?
Can I be under the desk?
Is that even me?
Okay, I'm going to line up and tick off.
Because we're playing a solo catch.
I'm going to go line up and tick off.
Yeah, come on.
Holy crap.
Okay, chill.
What?
Okay, chill.
Okay, chill.
Okay, chill.
Okay, chill.
What?
It's a lot.
Are you gonna fall asleep watching me play Fortnite?
What happened? Oh, she's still clearing this.
this because we got a lot of random shit
chat just bring the food right now oh my god shadow gun okay
you put on what
guys how many points do we need to pull I thought you put four ninety I thought I
They too, but I guess not
Shiny the dual bro
Don't say dual me okay, yo was good tick-tock was good. Can y'all hear me? Can y'all hear me?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, it's good.
Yo, what's good, take that, what is a smoke cloud?
Yo, what's good, what's hood, my boy?
What's good, what's good, what did you order for Glenn?
Oh, you're gonna try double double, right?
Yeah.
Can I see you?
I don't know.
check your check you all see this
okay let's do a full build okay right now kids you got to do this cleanly
Wow, I didn't know this is what it looked like on your stream.
Really?
What did it look like?
I don't know.
Okay, so we got the food view.
Oh my god, we have like a million fries in here.
So we got the food view, we got the fries, the in and out fries, type W's in the chat,
y'all are excited.
You know what I'm saying?
Gwen may be looking for dough to eat from.
Yeah, I need to make it sweet.
Sweet.
There, right now, I should.
OK, so we got fries.
OK, Chuds.
One second.
I got to, I can't do this with a mess like this.
No.
But.
for you yeah me oh no this is for the food oh sorry
Checking your heroes?
Girlfriend?
Um, girlfiend me, girlfiend me in and out during a solo cash cover.
2026, 80 Jeff.
Okay.
Oh my god, this is huge.
I don't know which one's yours and which one's mine.
It's pretty huge, right?
That's huge.
So, I got the one with no onions, do you see onions?
Do you see any onions?
Just bite into it and see.
Oh shit.
I just didn't get onions because it makes your breath, it makes your breath taste bad.
Okay, ready?
Mm-hmm.
One hole?
Wait, sorry.
Ready?
Oh, are we doing it right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ready?
Cheers.
This is your first time in and out.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Sorry, I was getting ready.
Yeah, you like that?
Mm-hmm.
Mmm
Wait, what's wrong?
You like that, don't you?
Can I have a tissue?
Thank you
That shit hits every time how do I like see chat?
It's like oh
Yeah
So so how's the food?
Kind of fries you order bro. Why is my tic-tac chat saying?
Did you full boxer oh my god do you get an ache if I play in my greasy hands
okay cuz I'm out of bullshit I'm gonna I'm about a full box this is where you go
There he is.
What? Uh, uh, uh, first kill back in Fortnite.
I haven't played playing in so long. What do you think about my, my playing skills?
I think it's a nerf or something.
What?
Yo, something just...
I think you're making me nervous.
Why?
Because I just don't feel like my...
Oh, my God.
Holy guacamole.
You walk in.
Just getting wicked here.
Are you still here?
There. I'm in here now.
Is it good?
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yo, let's get some W's in the chat, bro.
W's in the chat?
Like, you like the beef and shit?
It kind of reminds me of the beef that you made for me.
Really
Do you want to fry yeah, I would love a fry
So good so you like the beef I made for you
Is yours have onion I guess it's too late now
It's too late now
It's too late now
Man, I need buy a naked
Have you ever had a why are you like four? Oh, it's cuz I like took a really bad fight and shit and um
In like and I like I put a lot of damage now
I just gotta stall it out so so that I can get like so that I can get like some
heels and shit but there's still a guy here because I hear him right and I
don't want to die because if I die going for it I die right yeah so I want to
like safely extract the equivalent you know I'm saying yeah you know where the
any machine is it's right there like where right there like below like outside
like outside of the door like like outside I'm dead I'm scared I'm scared he's so
here he's so here why is he there he's just camping he's camping here you'd be
surprised don't you just get to have me the longest I'm glad this place is
You know who puts it?
Mm-hmm.
Look at this kid.
Oh my god.
My hands are really...
Uh-oh.
We got it! We did it!
You wanna try?
We did it chat
You can get some dubbies in a fucking chat you filming me. I'm gonna beckoning and she's there for this homo
How does it like like how does it feel like seeing Asian Jeff like play for in real life?
It feels crazy new girlfriend
What they said new girlfriend
I want to click buttons you want to click my buttons what kind of button buttons you want to click
Those buttons
Holy shit, I just brailed this kid
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh, why did he shoot?
Oh.
Uh oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
stuff and like I'm just released nerf
you know this thing?
so retard
sorry
wrap it up
reboot
just have no match in the lobby
Oh my god, oh my god, I did that for you. I did that for you
You're so good. Wow. I did that for you for you. Thank you
Don't use in the chat so we use in the chat
You like that you like that I did like that
Okay, it's something it's not she wet look under
Oh, I did you read I don't know why
I'm not even sure if I can find my rhythm.
Mmm, yum.
Wow, I mean wow.
Interesting thing.
Can you beat me more, fries?
Mmm, thank you.
Can you keep beating me?
Yeah.
They said one kill equals one kiss.
What's that mean?
Are you gonna play me like that or what?
I'm not playing you.
You're still doing one, Murray.
Can I, can you feed me the drink please?
Uh-huh.
That's my tea, I just-
Actually I don't want the diet coke.
I want your sweet tea.
Oh, alright.
It's kinda all, but-
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
No, man.
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
My keys got just for you, okay?
First problem, my keys.
Maki, this guy just for you, okay? First bottom, I'm gonna shoot.
You're fighting the best boxer though. I hope you know that you're watching the best boxer.
Was your axe ever this good at playing right now?
No?
They're really good.
100!
180? 200. So that's 200 pumpkins.
Alright, we got a rotate. Can you teach me how to rotate?
How do I rotate this zone?
Okay.
So, you have to go dead side.
So, go to...
OOOOOOOH! OKAY!
I LIKE THAT!
Okay, what's that side?
Go wherever you don't see people.
Okay, I'm gonna just run, okay?
No, no, you have to like...
I don't have any shots. I need to get ahead of them.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You still...
Mmm.
Oh, stop.
Mmm.
I like that. Can you keep giving me?
Thank you.
I like that.
Y'all.
We got just monkey.
We got some monkeys in the lobby.
I
Got a girl on me, bro
We're gonna mess me when I got a girl on me for me. Let me get a big and inchy
Sorry, I just have to get really tough real quick
Do you like watching this like one? I don't know.
It's really fun.
Action?
Thank you.
Oh, I got out of that.
What? I got out of that?
I got out of that!
Just subscribe.
I don't think she likes him, bro.
I
Your pleasant
What
He didn't work right squeeze. Oh, sorry
Like I don't ever know when I feed you guys I
Don't wanna breathe to you
Keep doing it, you want it?
Oh my god, I love you every single day.
Oh my gosh, I love you like you already do.
Yeah, keep doing it.
Yeah, they say I can multi-touch.
You what?
Oh, nothing.
I'll give you a kiss can you walk in I'm gonna fall back
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I can't give me that. Thank you for the five gifted guys.
No, you gotta go. I need this. I need this, please. Oh, tell me about it.
Okay, top three situation coach from here. Mm-hmm. So you sit in there and you keep rotating one zone
But let the other two people fight. Okay, so that way
They do damage to each other. Oh, just kidding. Um, you know, oh wait. Oh, haha
Oh, oh shit, okay, you know
Oh
oh my god can i keep having some fries please yeah guys you're so good oh my god it's a girl
buff hmm i'm not gonna lie i didn't think you'd win that are you kidding me well you had like
you had like
you're gonna hear out like
You didn't think I was gonna win that?
Did you just touch my abs?
Sorry.
Can I have more fries, please yeah
When I'm with you
When I'm with you
Can I have it yeah, we're gonna open your mouth
What is chat saying guys really saying the chat what are they saying in the chat
What are they saying in the chat?
What are they saying?
Oh wow.
TikTok's going crazy right now.
What's TikTok saying?
TikTok's fastest vlog.
Not gonna lie.
I don't know.
Is it always like that?
I've just thought of Mog's Twitch chat.
Really?
Yeah.
Damn.
There was once a time where my Twitch chat was fast, but there was nothing in the past.
Give him a friend, say.
Okay.
Oh, it just fell in the ground.
Sorry. Don't eat it. Don't!
I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it. It was AI. It was AI.
What? It's on your shirt already?
Are you mad at me?
No, it's just how do you always do this?
Good boy.
Cold.
How many points do I need to call? Go ahead.
I really liked your tip that you coached me. I like their tip a lot. Thank you so much for the tip
Water?
Diacope, no, Diacope. Diacope and shit.
Scammer gets scam chat, sorry.
I think the bus driver should I win this next thing for you yeah okay we're
trying to uh I don't know what do you mean worse I guess oh frosted outside
the ANG frosted flat frosted flat oh shit my game's glitched I gotta stand
the air cuz I need some water and I need to text somebody real quick it's like a
a business thing you know I'm saying I'm a very busy I'm a very busy very busy
guy and shit you know I'm saying
um yeah but I do real estate and shit I'd be flipping houses and shit so I
remember you told me yeah this is just a side side job and shit you know I'm
I'm saying.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Gwe.
Who's your crush?
Yeah, who's your crush?
Do you have a crush?
Do I have a crush?
You know, in the, back in the OG.
Damn!
Can I do that?
You did it.
Oh, my neck hurts.
I like landing in the tip.
Do you like the tip?
Oh, yeah.
You told me about the tip.
Yeah, I like the tip.
Yeah, I like the tip.
Okay.
Sorry.
Um
What do you like about the tiffin well we used to land there
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we played four years together and shit. I remember that yeah wait did you forget? No, I didn't I
Just remembered it
That I showed you like this fine shit. Yeah
I'm like it's really it's like a really good spot. It's like tippy and shit, you know
what's so funny yo they were fighting the
by the way we'll get the time
w type a look over one no not really
maybe a shimmer while playing for night
probably not like just chatting into I
think the chat yo chat type one of y'all
I'll fuggle for you bro.
Did I just eat your finger?
I think I did.
Have you ever had diet coke and lime?
No, I had some limey thing with my X in the cup.
And she had some lime on the bread thing.
It was spicy and I didn't like it.
It's a good thing we broke up.
Yeah.
It's like a Hispanic thing.
Was it Sahin?
Was it Sahin?
Sahin?
It was just like spicy.
Like red spicy, like was it like a...
Jeff, why you look mad good right now?
Yo Jeff, you like a girl's letter G.
What's his name?
Your name is Starzler G, right?
That's it?
I think so.
Are you like a glow stick?
No, why?
Okay, I didn't even smoke.
Yo chat, y'all got any questions? You all got any questions?
Sorry, did I... did I bump into your light?
It's okay.
sorry sorry so how's it how's it like watching me play for an easy board no
it's very fun it's like can you keep feeding my legs or feeding my my fries
sorry okay can you get like five kills oh I'm playing placement oh you're
playing yeah yeah I have a lot to social and so if I like die if it's something
doesn't go my way for it I get mad I know and I just start crashing right right
yeah um you like putting your fingers in my mouth a lot um what
Yeah, those rides are good.
They're a bit soggy for my taste.
You said doggy?
Soggy?
Soggy?
I like soggy first.
I like eating out a lot.
You like it enough?
Like, I'm a good eater, bro.
I always eat so much.
I call myself a good eater and shit.
Nice.
I always eat so much, call myself a bitter eater and shit.
Nice.
Here's some more.
Jeff, are you cheating on me?
Who is that?
Yo, Jeff, who's Hannah?
Who said that?
Who's Hannah?
Hanna is not anyone.
Who's Hanna?
No one.
They're trolling, they're trolling.
Can I have a more price?
No.
No?
No.
Can I have a drink?
What happened to Hannah?
Bro, there's no Hannah.
I don't know who Hannah is.
They're trolling.
Jeff, do you remember me?
I'm Susanna.
Hmm
Okay
180 hundred how many points is it for kill? It's like three bodies three points
Why are you laying my eyes like that? I was just asking you
Wait
Oh, shit.
You know I need to fix that.
Fix what? Fix it?
Yeah.
Fix what?
Wait, no, chill. Chill, chill, chill.
Then you're gonna cook it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
No, that was you, that was you.
So you gotta like, go crazy and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's okay, Chad doesn't understand what we're saying.
No, I think he does.
Chad, y'all understand what we're saying?
Can I have more cries?
Who's Imogen?
Who's Kinsley?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what any of these girls are.
Who's Gwen?
You?
Oh, shit.
What is that?
Saw that reaction time?
Gwen, your car's short with a large area.
Yeah.
I saw Jason DeWine, by the way.
It's Jason DeWine.
He's like a flogger.
Yeah, beat him up.
I beat him up.
Like, I'm a good fighter.
Yeah, I know.
It's up.
Something like, oh, Oliver, why are you behind a tree?
Whoa, what is this shit?
What did they do to this game?
Is that winning the game in finals?
What are you going to do?
Doom, doom, doom.
All right, good talk.
Doom, doom.
Honestly, good talk.
Good talk.
I think your chest black. I don't know why it's like that.
You gotta fix it.
Just put it like that.
Okay, just close the app and open it again.
I can't believe you're Filipino.
You look like... you look like...
You just look Vietnamese.
You look like...
I can't believe you're Asian. You're just like me for real.
It was Hannah.
They keep talking about her.
They're saying...
Why did you do this to her?
I'm just gonna fight this guy. I don't even care anymore.
Oh my god.
Is this because of my hands or like, lagging or something?
It's because you're cold.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Can you help me get one?
Can you help me get one or no?
Mm-hmm.
My...
My hair's kinda cut.
My hair's kinda cut.
My hair's kinda cut.
My hair's kinda good.
I don't know what they're saying. Alice was the one with the fat ass and he cracked.
Holy hair, holy hair.
Do you think I'm a playboy?
Entrepreneur?
You get it?
Yeah, yeah, playboy, philosopher, entrepreneur and shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Chat, have you all seen Odyssey?
I want to watch it, but.
Chat, should.
Should we watch Odyssey
or.
Or should we watch?
I kind of want to watch Odyssey.
Oh, my God.
He didn't... no he didn't have that.
Oh my god, this guy's a psycho.
I don't know if he has that piece on him.
You look like good luck.
That hand like moves so fast.
I know, right? My fingers are really fast.
My fingers like really fast and shit.
What was I talking about?
Odyssey or obsession chat?
My ears are lowkey. Can you clean my ears for me?
Yeah.
You know how to clean ears?
Yeah, my mom used to do it for me.
You do like the Q-tips?
Odyssey is ass guys. Is Odyssey ass or do y'all have just like no attention span?
Do you use the Q-tips or do you use like the...
The scoop, the metal one?
I haven't cleaned my ears in so long.
Oh, interesting.
I think it's like sometimes like people talk to me and I'm like, what? What? What? Do I actually?
Oh, Troy? Yeah, you do that thing.
It's because I haven't cleaned my ears in so long.
Maybe you need to get like professional, like the water thing.
Like from a professional? Yeah.
Like the ENT.
Ear, nose, and throat? Yeah.
Ear, nose, and throat.
Mm-hmm.
You get it?
Yeah.
Does the health insurance cover that?
Yeah.
It's Odyssey Space Movie.
Just watch obsession.
What?
Sorry, I sprained.
He's too scared to watch obsession.
Chat.
Like, I was trying to hold him.
It's on.
You're so good.
You're so good.
Thank you.
You're so good.
Hey, Chat, you're so good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's crazy!
How do you even know what you're doing?
Whoa!
Yeah!
God!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Wanna see me fight or no?
How do you know what you're clicking?
It's just a brain thing.
What have you been doing in a long time as me?
It's just like you just get used to it and shit you feel me like a lot of games shit
You know I'm saying touch it. It's just like something that you just get used to it and shit for me
Like a lot of games shit. I see you for me. Yeah. Yeah
That shit
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, I'm boxing up. I'm playing boxes in the soul cash. They said you were moving ten times better in chapter five
Oh, it's cuz I have different parties now
Oh, like what?
Like, being with you and shit?
Oh, that's cute.
Did I say you could have friends?
I'm sorry, it just came out.
Gwen, do you kiss Jeff?
No.
That's my brother.
Your brother?
So funny.
Am I just a sister to you?
What are we?
What?
What are we?
Dude, look at this brick wall right here. See that?
That brick wall? Yeah.
It's so like, nice and detailed.
Nice brick wall.
Louisiana.
Louisiana
Oh, I like how you went like under it
Is that his sister yes, we've got
I'm gonna take this idea bad decision or this idea good one, okay? Yes, if you're not bad
I'm gonna fight someone with it why I need a refresh yes
We need a re-session lane, so you gotta go for one.
Uh-huh. Oh, that could be something about that.
Hunter!
Really?
Any ramp.
Wait, wait, wait.
You know how people run from me?
That's just how-
You said 100?
Did you?
Yeah, that was 100.
That was 100.
I'm not gonna lie, I have big-ass balls.
And like, I'm gonna go for the drop.
You think I should do it?
Yeah.
Are you sure it's on the tree?
I farted.
It's the burger, it's the burger.
Guys like everything makes them fart.
It's the burger.
It's the burger.
Why is T-POP spamming that?
What?
I thought it was just coffee paste, but it's still good.
Oh my god, you're so good.
Yeah, you like that?
Yes.
Yeah, I know you like that.
I know you like that.
I'm gonna use the Maven, okay?
It's not good.
It's not good.
How do you know?
How do you know?
They told me.
Who told you?
Chat.
Who told you?
Chat told me.
They said don't pick.
Look, they said don't pick up the Maven.
It's right there. I'm listening cuz I'm a good boy. Yeah
I'm really good boy. I'm a good boy. I need to go to your laser. Okay
Okay
Double rotate chat double rotate. Yeah, you like that first one just like yeah
Wait, what did that mean?
The maven is bad though not how I see.
Yeah low key I should have picked it up.
I sense the maven is bad.
Excellent.
Because it's a auto shotgun so it's not good.
Why are you stabbing me?
Are you making shoes?
Yeah.
Am I getting your leg?
No I just didn't think you'd be making shoes.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I just didn't think you'd be my shoes.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay chat, I'll be back.
Hey what are you doing?
I wanna put some hair on. I feel chopped.
You're not chopped? Don't say that.
I'm so ugly.
I'm so ugly.
Okay chat, I'll be back.
Okay. I'll just play like you by myself.
Ah, my good smell.
I just need you guys it's just it's just me and you guys chat okay bro
it's just me and you guys chat it's okay bro at the end of the day bro no we got
ourselves
Wait, I'm dead!
Oh my god, I thought you put a bad quality image in shit.
You can't, but you like it.
It brings you to 180.
Like, can you take quality image in shit?
Yeah, you still take quality image, it just doesn't kill you.
It's fine.
Like, you lose health and chill from it.
Oh, oh, okay.
It's probably me who loses.
You poor, like, kid.
I'm not gonna die.
If you want, it's okay if you don't want it though.
Oh, he's talking to me!
Oh, you're so bad.
Do the scuba!
Do the scuba!
They cracked my way. No.
Do the scuba!
At least I take off one of the clothes for him.
I didn't get to know.
I'm selling all of her. Oh my god, I just can't roll bro. I've been a hunter. I was taking high and
what have I been up? Wait, I have high. Gwen! Yes, you're taking high. Oh my god, I'm such a...
I love being on top. Oh, shit. It's a... Can you pick it up for me and put it on off?
Thank you. Is this a mic? Yes. You like it? It's a big mic, right?
Hello. Hello. Can you do ASMR for my ears? Yeah, you guys want some. Can you guys hear
me type one in the chat if you can hear me? Okay guys, I think I can go. No, I'm gonna
be eating something and not fries. We get it bro, you're in the shreem bro. Just say
I'm gonna lie, it's not the fries I like, I'm a stargie, okay, he wants a fry, he's a meaty fuck.
I'm gonna die, I don't know what I'm saying. Quinn, Quinn, are you looking?
Yes.
It's okay, it's okay, I died anyways, you don't have to look.
No, I'm okay.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
What?
You fool.
He's ironic.
I'm sorry guys.
Get off my height boy.
It's my property boy.
Hey.
We need man twins.
We need man.
We'll get some up.
We need man.
We need I need a fly in my mouth.
You have three of those.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
We need.
Oh, crap it up.
Why did you do that?
So I had to like go back and zone because I had no mass and shit?
It's okay.
You don't have to kiss me if you don't want to.
It's okay.
I'm gonna back out, okay?
He doesn't want to kiss me.
Wait, what?
So can I have some fries?
Thank you.
He said stop cheating on me
But why did they keep thinking I'm a cheater?
I
Don't cheat on people. Oh
Holy do you see the skin?
She bad as fuck bad as for it guys. Oh my goodness
Where these freaky-ass skins? Oh my goodness
My good is this real yes guys this is real
Don't look please. Oh look
Stop looking. Why is this real? Why are you looking? Yeah, if we're literally like that messy. Is that messy?
Look look this is the movie
This thing is low key tough. I like the skin a lot like I like the shadow and the detail in shit
Yeah, you like that skin a lot too
Okay
Short's on, short's off!
No please fuck it all!
Well chat, how many points are we at?
Are we doing good or bad?
Type 1 in chat, we're doing good.
Type 2 in chat, we're doing bad.
So it looks like we're at top 2 winners.
Is that good or bad?
That's great.
Are you sure?
You see, you're right there with clicks.
I thought that was like, I didn't know you had friends on.
Sorry.
Just say Clicks is better than me.
I don't even know who that is.
Yo, Asian Jeff, where is her hands at right now?
We're just holding hands, chat.
What are you talking about?
What?
So.
You basically know.
What happened?
Code clicks for PC.
Guys, are you guys going to use code clicks?
Yo, why is my chat so slow on Twitch?
Hey Twitch, start typing in the chat bro.
Twitch, uh, hey Twitch.
They're not typing.
Noob is going to know.
Oh, my chat is frozen.
Wait, why?
I don't know.
Yes, he is playing FMCSA too.
My chat is frozen.
Girl coaches me.
Oh, you want me to change the wind coaches you?
Girl coaches me.
My TikTok chat is spamming.
my tiktok try spam and kiss why are they saying that I don't know scammer
gets camped I miss Thursday how did they go how did they go it was like really
good cuz I met you wait look at all these first-time chatters I know Chad
Have your first time chatting. Don't be shy, bro.
Don't be shy, guys.
You're supposed to be a warrior stream.
Guys, that wasn't me.
They said you're changing.
I didn't change it, guys.
You know what? I'm not adding my stream tonight.
I need to make it up to them.
Are you gonna do a stream?
Yeah, you want to?
No?
You don't want to?
Do you want to?
Do you want to?
See you!
It's up to them!
It's up to me.
No.
You know what you're doing.
I'm not doing anything.
Uh, no I'm not talking about that.
It's almost something else.
What?
No.
I'll be back wait where you going wait where you going
I can't wait for that just like
That ass just like made a skin like this like no panties or nothing
Holy fuck bro. I'm about to go into this later
What's the meaning?
That looking at me?
Hmm?
I don't know what she's talking about.
Scuba!
How do you feel that you're gonna be on my YouTube channel?
She's gonna FaceTime her ex.
My phone's right here.
What the fuck am I?
what's up you want to wear a shirt that says a bad word on it the one that
says I get no bitches whoa whoa girl
I changed sorry what happened what made you want to change are you actually
uncomfortable if you if you want to be more comfortable just let me know I'm
I have nothing right now, what do I do?
Oh my god, the fucking desk is wet.
You want me to wipe it?
I would love if you would.
I'll use my shirt.
Chill.
Don't, don't leak anything though.
Can you wipe my arms?
Thank you, I have nothing right now.
I could die in two seconds right now.
Why do you just have a pistol?
What's going on?
Because I landed in the middle of the road.
Why are you like naked?
Um, it's just Fortnite.
I don't know what they did to this game.
I thought this was a kid's game, but it's not.
I thought it was a kid's game too.
Yeah.
Shame on you, Fortnite.
That's why you didn't invite me to pro-amware.
You need my icon, skinnier.
She's busy doing this shit now.
Everyone say L, Fortnite in the chat.
Oh for night.
Just gonna pop it, just be safe.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what I'm saying.
Do you actually?
Yeah.
Scuba-Duba!
How you uh, how's uh, how's um...
I don't know, how's the fornication so far?
Fornication?
Yeah.
It's just like salado.
No, you have one at home. No, right? This is how it sounds when I play Minecraft. You got a iPad
Yeah, but like when I
When I play Minecraft, it's what it's like. Remember we were watching that TikToks today and it said never trust a girl with an iPad
remember
Remember yesterday
So do you actually have you done that method before to anybody? I don't know what they meant by that
The put your location on the iPad. No, I don't know how to do that. I swear to God. I just put you on I
Just made you evil
Am I the problem?
Oh, no, I should not put her on
Hello chat. No chat
Wait, do you think like can I ask you a question? Yeah
Do you think like girls are allowed to like cheat on guys and shit?
Interesting question
Jeff put your arm around her dude for real guys. He's literally playing for nice. Yeah
I'll do it. I'll do it. Mid game. Mid game. This is so bad. I think it's bad. Did you know you can shoot like the thing?
6-7
What thing are you talking about? The like the fishing spots
Like this?
But let know like you can shoot it with like a the chaos exploding button and then it fishes.
Really? Yeah. I think that's only in pubs.
Oh. You know four and more than me. I don't even play this anymore. I know.
I still keep like a trap this.
Like this used to be my childhood and stuff. Yeah, the shame on me gone. No
She's gonna leave you in four days. Okay, it's fine
Are you gonna be sad when you leave?
Yeah, I'm gonna be sad
I'm gonna be really sad
Okay, everyone spam kiss everyone spam kiss
Are you telling me to say that?
No, no, no. They're saying it in a free talk.
Oh.
Oh wait, now they're doing it.
Zero gifted if you kiss.
Are y'all gonna kiss or go to the gym together?
I want to cook, Chris.
I want to go to the gym.
I didn't go to the gym yesterday.
Green apple?
Green apple.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh-uh.
Scoobah, Scoobah!
Uh, Chad, skip the work, I'm just sitting.
Can I go to gym, Lani?
Yes, I'll cook.
Do you want me to stream it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I know you.
Yeah.
I'm reading you.
Yeah.
I'm reading you like a book right now.
I'll stream it so you can see how it's going.
Great Apple, you can stop talking or we won't cry.
That's a crazy assumption
What is this Jeff you cheating?
Now on the cheater
You know girls are typically the cheaters in church. What?
Yeah, they're more like inclined to cheat
Because they're just bored and stuff, you know and stuff like that shit
Oh yeah, can you put it on me?
You need to put this on like, every two hours.
It's just your bottom left really. Am I making it worse?
No, you're doing good.
I just don't like the glasses for me, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe like, you can even make it worse.
No. Why?
Scuba-Duba!
Yo shit is ass, I might be rocking this shit.
What the gun?
Yeah, I don't even know.
Apparently you can like throw something, like, like, put it on with your lips.
Where's the surface?
Yo chat, tell all of Rogi to play uh...
Let's see what all of Rogi's doing right now.
Tell him to play the duo FNTF to me today or his career is over.
Oh.
He's not even live. What is he doing?
I don't want to do this gun anymore again.
Oh, he's not live?
No.
He's so dumb.
Hey, bro. If you want to fight, bro, just say it, bro.
I think I might be cooking.
You like my ass?
It's nice.
Oh wait, in game?
Oh my god, god bless America.
I got a chug jug.
Are you actually?
Yeah.
It's okay.
I told you this was not funny.
What have you hopped on AccuTeen and uh, I can prescribe you something?
You can prescribe me something?
I don't think you got the license to do that.
How did it feel like breaking out and shit?
Cause I haven't had that in a minute.
It just doesn't feel like a thing.
So yeah, I'm top 200 right now. What do I need to call again? What was it on you?
Yeah, you know for me. You're like one a girl like that. How do you know so much?
Did your ex play for her?
Doobie's coconut!
Did your ex play for her or what?
Doobie's coconut!
Get her on GHD and red her?
What's that?
A blight?
What are you trying to do?
I wanna go to your bedroom.
I wanna see how your bedroom is in your house.
I wanna be a guest.
Can I be a guest chat with the hell
Rich oh my god
I'm so rich. Oh, I'm so rich
Wow, if we're not used to being kids game guys, now they're ass.
You figure it out?
What the hell?
Yeah, how do you turn it off?
Press it.
Where did this light come from?
Press it.
He's got a shooting.
He's got a shooting over.
What?
Real?
Same.
I'm probably dead here then.
here's one. Got two dirty shit.
Talk to K-Paul. Points needed, 180.
Easy.
It has to be mud, bro. He's still good.
I know what.
Mudster.
You actually know him?
I saw that clip of you.
Scuba-Dima!
Was that him?
I don't know, it's just that I'm good.
I saw it on like 490, they're just too sweaty these days, you know what I'm saying?
Too many sweats?
Yeah.
What should I pop?
What should I do?
What should I...
What are you gonna do when they come for you?
What are you gonna do when they come for you?
I think they got taken.
Jeff are you playing?
Playing today?
I have to Jeff.
I don't have a duel.
There's a guy right here.
What's going on there?
Some freaky shit going on right now.
Mad freaky.
I might just skip FNCS. Am I a loser if I do that?
No, why are you doing that? I don't want to do it.
What the heck? I'm better off playing Souls.
But they're just going to disappoint me. What do you mean?
Like, they're just not on my level. I'd rather spend time with you.
Interesting.
chat only body only person I'll play with is with all bro G or someone on his
level bro got a whole girl next to him and he's playing for night
nobody said that
I'm lowkey dead
Where did your father's go?
I hate him all. I'm joking.
There's a kid.
I know. I hate him.
Oh, so many kids.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
It's a rat.
I'm dead.
Oh, shit.
That is the door.
dude why am I just dead his own
I need a key I need a key
I need a key I need a key
what what's called? what's called? do you want to call?
top what's called?
what's called? what's called? 180? 180?
No, like top what's cool? 2k. 2k? Oh, I need a key, I need a key. I need a key.
You gave up, you have looked? I have a lot of keys. I just, I just waited so much time.
Yeah. I just need a key someone. I just need to ruin their life, you know, just end their life and game and shit.
Siblings are dating
What's the color of the weather today?
It's gray
It's gray?
Let Mongrel knock on him
No, no, no, he's playing it, it's yesterday
Oh, is he from like-
What?
Let me try to get- let me try to get through over
What's up?
Should I play this guy?
Should I actually find a duel?
She's actually funny?
I know.
Who?
They're talking about you.
Let's go, Badoom!
Alright, I'm gonna start killing you, okay?
You're gonna tell me I'm gonna murder someone. Yeah, in game. Okay, like I'm gonna full box the shazam. Yeah
Okay, I'm walking 20 20 needs a
20 needs to go he's not gonna play me. He's that big, you don't know
Larb
Water one down more to go
I was reading something in my bed.
What is it?
What?
I thought it was guys.
Oh shit.
Okay, how many more kills do I need?
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
T-shirts.
Tee-foo-to-goat, I agree. Hiiii!
Dead. Dead.
Two down.
Dude, the girl buff is actually real.
Like, you're lowkey making me buff for now.
You know that?
How do you feel about that?
I'm great. How are you, Tee-foo-to-goat?
One!
One, give him comms, okay.
Oh, fuck, I'm actually scared.
Oh, oh.
He's running, he's so scared of you.
So scared of me.
He's so scared.
He's so scared.
He just wants some of it.
You want it?
You want it, daddy?
Booba-dooba!
Can I, like, put my foot up?
Is that okay?
On me?
Oh, like, it's up.
Huh?
I thought my foot up, is that okay?
On me?
No, like, it's up.
Huh?
What?
On the chair?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can.
Do whatever you want.
You know?
At the end of the day, it's your life.
And you can just do whatever you want.
You know, I could go in a bank right now, I could just rob a store.
Okay?
And go to jail and shit.
Yeah.
But.
You do you.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah.
It's your life and shit.
Yeah, when what's the matter daddy?
What's modern?
When can you say hi?
Why did you say hi to him like that cuz it's like the wave thing out there
When is Mr. 67 bothering you
So I need 180 points to call. Yes, you're almost there
You need 53
More points 53 more points, and this is what game six game five game three I think in three
Yeah, no game that no game four. I have a lot of games. Yeah, so just key
die and then the rest of the games you can focus on.
I'm dying.
I lost my tongue.
Hurt?
Really?
No.
Am I seeing things or are you seeing things I don't see?
Huh?
This guy's looking weird.
What's the marriage date?
Oh, he's full. What is this?
Holy shit.
Guys, moving games? Why am I adding my 4?
Question mark?
Guys, I lost my wallet.
If anybody plans my wallet, like, please let me know.
Cause I don't know where it is.
And hey, I need it to go back home.
Full boxed!
Wait.
I
Think you asked
Only that
I don't do him. He doesn't think that
That's crazy they would even say that yeah, you believe it like
Do you think I do like if you saw me like
well there's a man done what's that was that sound effect there's a man done done
I know what you're talking about you're watching the scary one yeah I want to make an edit of myself with that
I don't think I don't think that's like a good one though like I'm like talking about like a man
and like not a good way yeah but like it's like from a movie and shit
Oh, it's from a movie and shit, you feel me?
I feel it!
No, no, no, stop!
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, David, stop, bro.
You're clutching the sub, bro.
When are you better than Jeff at Fortnite, yes, that's why he's getting coached right
now.
He flew me out so I could coach him.
Is she Hannah?
What the fuck is Hannah?
What the fuck is Hannah?
I don't know.
I don't know why they're saying that.
They're just really weird in the shit, saying there's a hand in the shit.
Hey, I post guy, how's your day?
Um...
What?
I didn't even tell you to hit me.
Okay.
Like right now, okay?
Okay.
Okay, check.
Close your eyes.
Can you hear that?
I am.
Can you hear that?
Wait.
Wait, I am.
Wait, wait, wait.
I am careful.
Oh.
I am careful.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No, but like you.
Can you hear that?
Yeah.
You're so...
I'm fine.
I am, though.
I am though.
What did they say then?
Damn it's coming up!
Why did they keep saying a new one?
It's just a girl you found from Fortnite.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You want me to hop on the train?
Just tell her you're a magician.
Just when everyone looks at you.
You're a magician.
Everyone else disappears behind you.
Yeah, thanks.
You get it?
Hey, you get it?
What?
What's that?
How much gold do I need for a chug jump?
Uh, 15.
no you're wrong it's actually it's actually a thousand I need a better
poem there's a guy right there oh shit there's a guy right there and it's
camping in a tunnel like Pennywise
Uh, no more?
No.
It's okay. If you wanna go on your phone, it's okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's okay. I'm like dying at least.
No, I'm just drinking hot.
Don't die.
I'm trying not to.
This is gonna be quite hard.
What the fuck?!
Oh
Wait quack snacks
What's a quack snack?
Chad, do I pop it? I think it's for like your sprite
Is there like a better pump I can buy for my $1,700 gold?
Quack snacks, they're $1,500.
What?
How much like, how much like HP you can bag in me?
Guys, what do quack snacks do?
Agent Jeffery like to call it.
Aww, it's so sweet.
$50 HP for $1,500 gold.
I might as well just buy a big quack.
What? That's actually such a scam.
First, for I want to have weird ass skins, and now they want to do...
That's just fine bro, I'm just gonna switch this up bro.
I'm gonna win this game, right?
Yes.
And then we're quarreling, and then...
And then can I have a drink please?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Are you done?
Keeps her right away, chat.
They're still smoothie canes in the fridge.
There's like leftover shit.
You see your cooking tonight?
I was like, nothing if you cook with it.
Unless you want eggs then it's your favorite.
You want to cook with me? Huh?
Won't cook with me after I finish this?
Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah.
Come on, come on!
Why am I looking so easy on you?
You should, you know, just spread.
I agree.
I actually remember when I tried those nasty ass tomatoes and it was like really expired.
Yeah, I remember that.
Oh you do?
Yeah.
What did that happen?
Um, like when you cooked for me yesterday and I was at the gym for three hours.
Okay.
It's okay.
Cat's the only person I know of.
Actually, she doesn't really know, but she can probably figure it out.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Green apple?
Green apple.
Sorry.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Glenn.
Glenn, are you mad at me?
We get it, you try to impress Glenn.
I'm not trying to impress Glenn.
I'm just, I'm not lying, you're looking at me like a four-night buck right now.
Like, I'm hitting kids for a hundred.
And like, it's insane.
He's like, 100?
300?
Yeah, I'm saying.
Is that insane?
Holy shit.
Like why not look at me in the eye game?
Like, I'm just like on Hatter or something.
You wanna get your face up there?
Huh?
Once I find my brain and all it?
Come on, I'm locked in.
I'm sorry, I assume that he can do like everything.
This guy is just internet-ing-ing.
What's your name?
What?
Is it still there?
Oh.
Alright bro, I'll just fucking heal up bro.
Take your fucking sweet ass time and heal up buddy.
a buddy. We'll be the last.
Let him walk in. Okay, that's better.
Sorry. We're not in here.
Pissed on Ninja?
I got six kills in here. Are you proud of me?
Yeah.
Okay, explain it.
You have six pills and I feel you. You feel me? Yeah you said I have six pills right now. You feel me?
I feel you. No, I feel you. You feel me? Yeah, I feel you. Oh crap. Oh my gosh. Hello. Do you shy rock, go, listen to yourself.
You gonna say a shock to them?
No.
Are you sure?
That's what you were going to do.
Kappa Duba!
They say one kill equals one kill.
What does that mean?
Why are you our president?
Because whenever I'm around you, it feels like...
Wow.
That one more is new.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I just want to see someone just want to just want to pick that in
Yeah
It's okay, I just put a guy down for you, you know
Well, I think we are compatible.
Can I?
Do you want to see your leg on me?
Sure. Go ahead.
So this goes on and on.
I have a little header bug.
I'm off.
Wow! My aim is so good when there's a girl next to me.
Oh my gosh.
I know you like that shit.
Oh my god close your eyes close your eyes you don't have to look you don't have to look
It's okay! It's okay!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry. Do you think I'm a dick?
I heard that if someone's parents are strict, that means they're pretty.
What? So your parents must be very strict.
Nah, I didn't.
Are you set?
Weird guys.
Oh my gosh, it gets so warm when everything's on.
I know, right?
Oh, I also have a good feeling about it.
Why are you looking at me?
Sorry.
That was...
Sorry.
Someone was looking at me and he was like...
You know, he just like irritates me and shit.
I don't have enough to take pictures of him.
What?
You want a notification?
Well, it's not a good to the good part.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna go crazy for you.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start getting everybody to see you.
There's 41 to the left.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Like, they're just running for me.
Like, someone clip this shit, bro.
It's not war
I'm gonna come in the box. Yeah, I just came in the box. Do you like that? Yeah
What did y'all do off stream yesterday? We already talked about it, you missed it.
Yes, if you say it again.
What do you guys got to go?
We had a nice fun talk and we went to the closet and we popped in the closet and then we saw it.
yeah once I called it we had a nice ass talk and you know I cried in her lap
because I was really emotionally asleep and I thought it was really comforting
that's basically all I tell you shit
Do y'all look like sleep talks? Like a lot.
Get ass?
Get ass.
They can sort of got it from the new one.
Tell me.
She's got a bacon and a sheen here.
Sorry, I'm locked in.
These goddamn incident editors can't.
They can't with them.
It's just incident anything you see.
One who has to go for FMTN.
We're telling her, by the way.
Let me check this out.
What are you doing?
Did S?
Are you watching?
Yes.
What the hell?
I heard the box!
Sorry.
Are you getting naked?
No, I'm not.
You're so good.
Action?
Yeah, you're so good.
Thank you.
You're so good.
Action?
Yeah, you're so good.
Thank you.
Cool box?
Cool box?
Oh, it's okay.
I don't live in Texas or anything.
I'm gonna get some more pigs and burn them while I'm gonna shit.
I thought you were supposed to be my hero.
I thought I was hard, Gerald, too, but I guess I'm just hard in real life.
Oh, shit.
I'm backside.
Yeah 13 kills. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks, Mom. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I got him. Thanks, Mommy. I know I'm going crazy.
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
Yeah.
I know you like that.
Yeah, I know you like when I take high C and D, don't you?
Yeah.
Yeah. High C.
Yeah, you like that.
Oh my gosh, you're actually going crazy.
Thank you. You like that aimbot, don't you?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, baby.
No, baby.
Full box.
Hunter.
What do you need?
Full box.
Yeah, full box.
Sorry.
You know I'm gay.
No.
Are you sure?
It's okay to be gay.
It's not like a bomb or anything.
Yeah, it's not like a bomb or anything.
like I don't think you're gonna be
200 oh okay you're watching me Jeff
and shit yeah you know I'm saying like
that's like you know who I am you know
who I am okay what am I like but like
what am I know for sure
Oh shit, I'm peeking him.
Oh my god, oh!
I'm a fumble-er.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm a fumble-er.
No, you got, like, looks.
You're already full.
Okay.
I had 17 kills.
Yeah.
That means 17 kisses!
No, I'm just playing.
Can I have a drink, please?
drink please. I think I just sold. So like I'm like a hit or miss right? Hey we're
top 63 though. Oh wait! 6-7! 6-7 do you get it? Yeah. Okay explain it. Like 6-7 and shit?
Yeah, you know I'm saying like six seven six seven
What's that?
Yo Jeff you look mad good now. How do you have a six pack? Oh my god. She's so lucky
Wait, why am I looking?
wait why am i lucky? what do you mean? wait why am i lucky? that's just what someone said. oh chat so why am i lucky?
cuz that's what someone said. oh why is he naked? damn.
Oh my god.
Is this real?
Echo Sky was saying that this was the Ivy skin.
Is this real Chat?
Like genuinely, how is this in the game?
Oh my goodness.
Is this real?
Yeah.
Can you go turn on the...
You know what, I got it.
You want to talk to Chat?
Yeah.
I'll turn it off.
I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm gonna go check on mom.
Hey chat.
Can you turn off the bathroom light please?
Yeah.
You don't like wasting electricity.
Yeah.
I didn't really talk to chat much.
Oh, they weren't talking to me?
No, they don't really want to talk to me.
Chad, why don't you want to talk to her?
My neck hurts.
Can you massage?
You hear that?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, that hurts.
Another way to massage.
Oh, I need to get a massage.
Any here.
Is there a ribbon on those?
Yeah.
I need to get a massage.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah.
And he had a massage.
Uh, it's a week old, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you want to teach me how to play Fortnite?
Uh, yeah, this game I can coach you.
Really?
Like, I can teach you what my thought process is.
Okay.
Because last game I didn't even, I was just...
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god.
oh my god you're so good you're so good you make me play so good oh my god
you're so good what did you spit when I need to tell you something I like my eyes
on you you mean play so good in this game yeah I just want to thank you for that
where's the vault lead to it? it's so far should I do it or not? no it's not like that
it takes up a thing in here at any time
wow your eyes are so pretty forward now has anyone ever told you that? no I'm gonna go the first
That's insane. That's a cap.
Why are you lying to me and shit?
Well, I know.
So I'm the first person in your entire 20 years of life.
And you told me your eyes are beautiful.
I'm the first.
Oh, I love how you don't listen to me.
What's up?
Yeah, okay.
Listen what?
What did you say?
Oh, going for the ball?
I mean, I'm just like, I want to loot, bro.
You know, I wanna get the loot and shit.
Like, I love when I get loot.
Like, I love golden chests and like golden spazs and shit.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh shit!
You just made me nervous.
Sorry.
You're making me nervous right now.
Why?
Cause like...
It's just, you're just making me nervous and shit, you know?
Mhm.
They said read chat. Are we not doing our job anymore?
We're reading chat
All right, they're all saying the same thing. It's like chat re-chat. I mean chat type in the chat you guys have to do your job, too
Take the chat yeah, I can the chat
It's no literally that's what I'm saying
like
She got her yiddies out
What does that mean?
She got her yeti's out?
Like her what?
Oh like her yeti
Hi
You have to say hi to you. Hi
Don't kiss Gwen kiss me. Do you like roller closers?
No. Oh, okay. Why?
This is where I like to land
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
I do understand brother
How do I get down in here?
Wait, you know you know how to open this right? So teach me you go down those stores
Oh my god, when when I'm in the tunnel
You like the song?
You're never fluffy like me for the whole song.
I think I like when it rains
Wow this is really good.
This is really good.
This is worth it. This is so worth it.
Oh my goodness.
When your WJF really reads chat on other live streams.
streams thank you what chat we were literally talking about this yesterday
what me and chat that's an insane comment to me genuinely and like it's
because he has an ego chat
you like my back yeah I love your back is it like the pun shit yeah definitely
can't read or some shit was there was there was your exes back as big as
Really? Because he was tall, you said, so...
Yeah, but like, you have a better back.
Actually, yeah, Jason said that too.
Like, you have a really good back.
Thank you.
What else do you like about my muscle, you shit?
Look at all that.
Nice, oh good. Good talk.
Can you tell that invisible guy next to you to stop speaking and play the game?
I think that's what we're doing.
Local.
Local, boyo.
Local, boyo, local.
When he wins this game, he gets a kiss.
Scan record, scan.
I like that.
I like that massage.
Your hands are really soft.
When I think I'll have to VIP much it.
Yeah.
I don't know why I don't have VIP yet.
It's been a big snog.
Wait, remember when you said that?
The word is snog.
It's my big snob.
No, this guy's a baiter, bro.
That was funny.
You're so slob, and you're supposed to be like, out of the way.
Oh, I'm just slobbing.
I like this muscle already.
I mean, dude, this guy likes jumping a lot.
He's a jumper.
Where is she going in four days? Chat, I'm going home.
Oh, he's backing through the tunnel.
Hi, Cam.
She doesn't live with Jeff. You need your wallet though. I know, like...
Oh, did you die?
No, it just kicked me out the game.
Oh.
Yeah.
That was so awkward
I've never had I was so sacked and shit, too. Did you see that? Yeah, like that's crazy and just kicked you out
I know
You'd like to fall no
No, I didn't die at all I didn't die fall
wait wait wait wait show you today one two three four so how's your day so
it's good it's good yeah try to skip up and see us free what are what else would
we do you said you wanted to I want to play but I just want to be locked in I
I just don't have a duel, like, I just don't have a duel on shit, you know?
Like, I just, I just don't have a duel.
Yeah.
I think I like you now.
Can I get some water?
Yeah.
From the drink?
There's nothing.
You want me to get you, you want me to pour a cup of water?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you actually do that?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Why is she playing with her hand down there?
Uh, cold yes please.
Cold like the wind!
Chad, what's that song called?
The emo song you know I'm talking about freaky ass shreens
Chad what's up like the emo song only nine right today bro, it's because I have restarted my stream bro
but
Actually
No, I almost killed the one and I pre-fired it and it didn't work
Hi, how are you doing today?
Yeah, the weather is really cold today
Break through the gun, dad.
I'm like, tripping around here.
Yeah, I'm actually playing really good.
I think it's a girl buff.
Like, the girl buff is low key real.
Are you using?
Huh?
Are you using me?
What do you mean?
For quarter?
Or would I be using you silly?
Oh, boba.
Fuck, bro, these kids are all 1HP.
Oh my god, Dota.
My aim's really good though. I think the new maps make my aim really good.
I don't like that one
Do you like the smell of satiric?
No
No?
No
Your ex used to have it?
Sorry
Green apple?
No, hold on
I don't want to share it with you
I think I like you
Wow
What?
What's wrong?
Is it this one?
Yeah
Did you buy it for him?
You bought it for him?
Oh my god
So, uh, this tree is really massive.
What?
What?
Oh, Chad, she says she doesn't want a mouse pad before she leaves.
I don't need one.
See, it has like a shit tunnel.
But they're all like super buoy.
Super what?
Buoyee.
Buoyee!
Buoyah, sucker!
Buoyah.
Oh my god, I don't like that.
What?
The wire?
I like resting my elbow and shit.
What was your axe like that too or no?
I don't know.
That'll be cooking.
Oh my god. Did you see that?
Yeah.
It's okay, we qualify.
Yeah.
We qualify right now?
Okay, I'll teach you how to play Fortnite and shit, okay?
Okay.
But um, we still gotta find a duel and shit.
Okay, walk in.
Okay.
so yeah we call yeah we call a check okay so so all right so this is how you
play for it okay yeah so you want to do pg's and shit and you want to like make
sure your mechanics are warmed and shit yeah you know I'm saying yeah they're
booking on us yeah okay so let me show you a cranking on you I don't want to
Frickin' on you?
So it's like...
So it's like...
Boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom boom!
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Boom boom boom boom...
Boom boom boom boom...
Boom boom boom boom...
Boom...
Can I just play Zero Builds?
No, that game's ass.
No, can I just play Zero Builds?
What did you say?
Zero built so fun.
Hey Trudds.
Well, now we're away in our finals.
And then I think FCS is at 6, so we have time.
Okay?
All right chat, what should we do now guys?
I think they wanna watch me play Zero Build.
Chat, run and pull on the chat.
Do you wanna watch me play Zero Build?
Yes.
I think I like you.
I wanna watch you kiss.
What the fuck?
Bro, thanks for in 2012 relationship
She know those old to those old you channels where they just kissed everyone. Yeah
All those little they're gone now vote and pull chat. Okay
All right, well in chat won't you
They said yes
It's hot. It's like really hot. How do I do it? Just press it
What's that?
Under score?
Oh, it's really hot.
Oh my god, it's so hot.
It's like really hot.
Oh, it's so hot!
Do that.
I just got a stretch and shiver, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, let me sit.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead and sit.
Okay, chuds.
Alright, this is a $2,000 share that one.
Why?
oh okay okay okay so i'm gonna go uh why is that down there what yeah uh this is how it is
okay chuds watch this talk to chat talk to chat let me see i think i like you
i don't like how chats not in front of me like i have to
You're so lucky to be with my man right now. Interesting.
Okay.
Let me pull up chat on my phone, because I don't like listening over there.
Okay.
Okay.
Can you move in a little bit?
Can we move in a little bit?
What?
Can you move in?
Where?
To the right.
To the right?
Why?
why?
I felt like I'm not...
Like, come inside?
Like, come inside closer.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Okay.
Okay, I got this.
Okay, so, is this it?
Is this it?
Yep.
Okay.
You wanna move?
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Interesting.
W-A-Z.
Ooh!
Did you like that?
Yeah, I liked that.
Okay.
Is my hair chopped?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You're so, you're so, you're so pretty.
so you're so you're so pretty okay okay three okay w three so w w a a is see
my god your aim is really good so so w we just move forward yes a this move
left. Okay. Two, one, two. This is pickaxe. Yeah. Two. Yeah. Okay. Yes, this move backwards.
Oh, I just got full box. You just got full box. 20! Full box!
How do I? Um, so you, he let you out. He likes you. Okay, watch this.
Okay, how do I sprint?
Oh, press C.
That was kind of weird.
So, C? C first sprint?
Yep, and you see the sprint bar?
Yes.
Yep.
Okay.
I don't, I'm sorry, I have to set Crest Cross off the sauce.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Is that weird?
No, that's perfectly fine.
Okay.
Si el palo mamata.
what's that?
Booyah
Booyah
okay okay chuds
can I put chat here?
yeah yeah I got you
yo what's good chat
oh
is this live?
oh but she's tired
why are you always tired?
taller I'm just taller my my time you are sleeping for like okay
watch the stream slower and turn the time to lobby and we're just gonna play
zero those yeah you're gonna play and then and then I'm gonna coach you and
then you're gonna win and then I'm just gonna get a win and then I gotta play
the final is in like 51 minutes?
Oh, and why is this a little...
I was trying to like lean.
It's okay, I don't have to lean.
Okay, battle royale.
We click it, and then we go here.
Wait, you're low key like a veteran of this.
And then play.
And then we equip a sprite.
Let's see what you have.
I don't play pups.
Okay.
Sorry.
Are you mad at me?
No, it's okay.
Oh, it's build?
Chat?
Good comps.
Yeah.
Good comps, good comps.
You should just become a streamer.
Can I just let you stream on a stream now?
Yeah, go take a nap.
I'll figure it out.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'll be in bed.
Okay.
I'll be in bed, okay?
I mean that okay
I mean that
I chat
okay chat if you want me to leave
he's going to take a nap
I'm going to take over the stream
again
oh I can't hear
it's okay I don't need to hear
I can't look chopped
it's chill on me
you're not shocked
you're not shocked
well
this is weird
yeah one of them broke
this is weird
i packed it wrong in the airport
i packed it wrong in luggage
and it just broke
you used it
okay chat
well this is weird
that's whatever
okay chat
so shall we?
it's up to you
i'll be in bed okay
if you want to you don't want to watch me
I'll watch your one game.
I'll watch your one game.
One game?
I'm just gonna have a power nap, you know?
Yeah.
Bino's is coming out, gotta make the money, you know what I'm saying?
Gotta make some earnings.
So how do you think that goes, driver?
B.
Did I already do it or something?
Yeah.
How do you look at the map?
M.
Okay.
Okay, we're gonna lend something like Super Niche.
Okay.
Super Niche.
So yeah, I'll give you a trial on how to be a streamer, so you want to keep talking to
chat while you play?
Okay, but that's like so hard.
Okay.
Okay, you talk to chat, and then-
Um.
I like look, you can't hear shit.
I don't know why.
Okay.
Yo, Jeff.
Why you look mad good?
Oh my god, you guys look so good together.
Thank you guys, bro.
Appreciate you guys.
Oh, there's a guy right there.
Chat, don't kill me.
Can you get the chest?
You got the chest?
chat don't kill me you get the chest you gotta come he's above you okay fuck him in
that three three watch this okay it's all good you got an X you got an X
It happens, you know?
It happens.
Well, I thought you were like gonna coach me and stuff.
Oh, it was just an angel. That was all you.
Oh, is my aim bad? Or something?
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
But you just said that like, my aim was good.
Uh-oh, dude!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'm beating my armpit smells.
No.
Two second and a game.
Okay, watch this chat.
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
What's body count?
This is...
Wait, you should have read this one.
Oh, who was that?
That's one of my pawns.
She did them in the buffet special
But my neck hurts so bad
On the right side
Right side? Yeah. Your shoulders are in a like right here
Like right here on the right side. You said right side. Oh
Oh, shit
All right, shall I let you take over the show?
If you want second up, it's okay. I'm gonna lay it down, okay?
I'm like tired.
You wanna go up the light?
No, no, please don't turn on the light.
Okay, chat.
Okay, chat.
Why is this, like, gloopy, like, cooked?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Chat.
Okay.
I'm sorry. Can you turn off the light please?
Yeah. Wait, turn off the light.
Chat, where am I going?
Chat, there's nothing here! How do you sprint?
you put the lights on? yeah. actually? yeah. why? oh i found something. how many? 3, 6,
6 is so far. i know, my fingers are so long. okay, 3, okay, tim, how do you go to like,
inventory. Where's I? I so far. That's why my fingers are just really long and shit.
Okay, and then we're gonna do this and then we're gonna go see. Hi Timmy!
Do you know that song?
I'm getting shot at.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Are you watching?
Hey, are you watching?
Who's Timmy?
Oh, shit.
Bro, chill.
Shut up.
Where's the shucks?
Who's Timmy?
bro chill
Who's Timmy?
Come inside of my farm and look for and
Okay, I'm not no I
Okay
You know Timmy?
Who's Timmy?
Who's Timmy?
You tell me who's Timmy.
Who's Timmy?
Chad, who's Timmy, Chad?
Who's Timmy?
I like this chair better.
Not gonna lie.
Who's Timmy?
Not gonna lie.
Are you gonna make money?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Why? Are you gonna make money?
Hello, my... who's to me?
Are you gonna make money and we go to Fogo to Chow?
No, I'm not.
Why?
I'm not here to race.
What?
I'm not here to race.
Yes you are!
No, who's to me?
Why?
Why don't you believe in yourself?
Why are you dodging?
Why don't you believe in yourself?
I didn't bet him.
Bro, I told you it was me and his.
Who's Timmy?
Who's Timmy?
Who's Timmy?
Look at me.
Yeah, but I got like, I got like four minutes to the cash flow.
You think my mechanics are fast?
yo chat what's up what's up chat you streaming cash go yep yep you're streaming cash go
Yeah, I'm probably not one of them, but it was good cyclones.
Shut up, damn Timmy, not even a new man.
I just wanted to know who Timmy is.
Who is Timmy to you?
He's just Timmy, I haven't talked to him in years.
So you talked to him.
Timmy, are you still in chat?
So you talked to him.
I
Just like
And I guess you just like open rich and saw me
Yeah, it's been literally like what three years since we talked.
It's really hot in here.
Are you feeling it?
You want me to get off you?
You want me to like get off you?
No, you're good.
Yeah, please let's do this.
Are you hungry?
No, we're here.
We're all gonna make this something.
Sending in Glenn, sitting on a tree.
Yo, what are they saying, man?
No, I'm good. I'm not good enough. I'm saying enough.
I'm just going to eat the smoothie and the fig right here so it doesn't go bad.
It was like $30. Share like that.
Alright chat, we got 40 minutes till the solo cash cup, hopefully we make some earnings.
Hopefully we make some earnings chat.
What a game today.
You've come so far. Thank you guys for pushing me.
I'm not even in frame. I'm already caught.
Oh, it's pretty early in the day.
I'm in the car. I'm comfortable.
You want me in the frame?
Fine.
I'm on the camera.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a good shot.
I love you, Jeff. Appreciate you getting here.
Thank you guys.
Appreciate you guys, bro.
I was just gonna get your...
...coggy.
What does that mean?
Huh?
You need some water?
Yeah, what are you doing, Jeff? Is that you, bro?
No, it's self, bro.
What up?
What up?
Doooooood!
Doooooood!
Doooooood!
Are you stringing right now?
Yeah, so I'm gonna death him.
Yeah, I got a death on actually keep gonna say the hard
You just my night good
The right side
Yeah, ah
That's too hard. I die. What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna call the ambulance if I start dying. Oh, like I wrote. Yeah
Oh, look at that.
Dan, this is sleeper, but this is warm-up.
Are you?
How do I know, Jimmy?
You said you were me.
How do I know that?
I don't know.
How do you know?
Jimmy, how do we know each other?
Like, who is it for?
What are you?
Oh, it wasn't like through anybody, like another person.
Got a gun?
Yeah.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Why do you think that you know what I'm saying?
I think we're talking about going to go
with the 223.
Oh, you're gonna go with him and the 223?
Stop it, he's chill.
You wanna go out with him?
It's all good. The past is the past.
Come inside and laugh, or else it's...
Was that 23?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you- is this wet?
Or are you like, where are you down?
I don't know.
I'm just sweating.
This is hot.
Um, are you having a fun time washing the room?
I'm having a great time.
Just talking to chat, talking to you.
Great time.
Are you having a good time?
Oh my gosh, we're going to have some skin fun.
Thank you!
Fun!
20 bitches 20 bitches 20 bitches hoppin off the jet ski
cash I play cup indians ones
oh my god
what are you laughing about
so silly
So silly.
Can you do anything?
Um, bro, she really likes to talk to people.
Stop, why are you reading that?
So, so you and Timmy had a thing or what?
No, I chilled.
That's what I'm getting at.
No, we were just friends.
You were just friends.
Yes, we knew each other for like...
How long did you know each other for?
Not long.
You wanna go to the global scene?
not with him but like i was wanting i didn't want to just like you know
stop instagating you i'm not instagating i'm trying to find more i'm trying to learn you
you're trying to instagate i'm instigating i don't even know how to instagate
what you mean yeah
why are they saying study size of mine okay so you must fly all the time huh
I said it because I said it, this is how I am, not because I'm lying.
I want to ask something but don't want to be a pet.
Tech me on Twitter.
Stop, I'm late.
I'll find you, hold on.
What's going on here?
No man.
GG.
Why are you texting him right now?
What are you texting him?
What are you at the hide?
Tell me what you're hiding.
I'm not hiding anything.
I don't know.
I'm just getting the vibes.
You're hiding something.
I'm not hiding anything.
What's he, Asian?
I actually don't know.
I think I know him.
I think I know him. I think he used to be my old jeep friend. That's why I'm really like, that's small world.
She's texting to me right now.
I'm not chat, I'm a silly.
I'm here with Jeff right now, like I'm literally saying this to him. Like, watching him play Fortnite.
Oh my god, that was a crazy asho.
Crazy asho?
My game is so laggy.
So what did you insane me have? That's what they're saying.
We were just friends.
I wanted to go to Global's that year and he was looking for like people to get an AirBnB
and I didn't want to pay for like whatever, you know.
Did you guys share room?
No, I didn't go.
Okay.
You didn't go?
So we're just cancelin'.
I just said no.
I literally forgot he existed until he came in the chat and that's all like oh my gosh
what the fuck like it's weird because we used to be like friends or whatever.
Why do you want to bite me?
Why do you want to bite me?
Your arms are just like...
Why are you changing so much?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I need to like, drink some water real quick.
I've seen a glass for 30 years.
I've seen it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Um, 30 minutes.
Okay, so we got 30 minutes. What's another good warm up I should do?
You should play default or die.
I need like an actual warm up because I, you want me to make these earnings right?
Okay.
So I got a warm up.
So you need to, okay, go to there and then do Vox PvP.
If she cheats on you, you gotta buy me a PC.
Interesting.
Kat, let's play Cup Endgame Zoners.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Type shit, type shit.
Type shit, type shit.
I will do everything you need.
Appreciate you guys bro.
you guys bro
I know a real war attack.
Ooooooh, I wanna let you know that I-
AHHHHHHHHH! I'm so tired!
Why are you so tired?
I think she's talking to the tinny-
Yeah, why do they keep saying that?
What's going on right now?
What's going on?
What's this energy right now?
Are we...wait, where are you then?
I'm expecting it.
Don't change the subject.
What's going on right now?
What's going on?
I'm literally putting this on fire.
Okay chat, let's do a rewind.
Timmy came in the chat, we were having gran all the time, Timmy came in the chat saying
yo one is that you?
Like I haven't seen you in forever.
And I literally forgot he existed.
No offense to me, but like I literally forgot he existed until he came into the chat, right?
And then and then so chat does what chat does best and Jeff does what Jeff does best and he started instigating
And yeah
How she's hiding it from you I know I literally just showed him
Yeah, you show me the text. Yeah. Yeah, like we're good chat
And Timmy has a girlfriend. We got Jeff right here.
Hey, he has a girlfriend? Yes.
What's the texting then?
What do you mean? Like, you literally saw the text. It wasn't, like, huge slumber, you know? Curious.
Wouldn't, wouldn't, like, you be curious to? No.
You wouldn't? It's like...
I wouldn't, uh, face anyone. I had a girlfriend.
I would not text any girls about anything.
That's really hard to get pretty hard. Yeah, could you?
I appreciate you, appreciate you.
Thank you.
Are you actually?
No, no, no.
Let's fuck up, post this for me.
Hmm.
two
two
two
two
Y'all late yet?
Yes, we had it in and out.
Guys, that was my first time having it in and out.
It's really good.
Was it actually?
It was really good.
Yeah.
I will say it's better than water burger, which is crazy.
Yeah, what a birdie is pretty pretty unhelpful.
Look! I caught him!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Chas, someone pg me bro.
Someone pg me Chas.
Need one more.
I'm not even gonna play up in CS today bro.
Ashley, I might invite, I might ask the Latino logic to play.
He's actually pretty good.
He's alive too.
Chat, who can we get that we've recently played with in the past? That's actually pretty good.
That one guy you used to play with.
What?
That one guy.
Zen bro? Zen's in love right now.
He's in love right now.
I don't like that movie.
Yeah.
Is that a lemon?
Yeah.
I've never watched it.
It's not good.
I don't watch it.
Why not?
I heard it was good.
I'm telling you it's bad.
Is it sad or some shit?
It's just not good.
I'll watch it.
Jason?
Because if you can text Timmy I can watch anything, right?
No, I'm just kidding.
Sorry.
Uh-oh.
I'm not playing bogey that's bands
Play me and you chill.
Are you okay?
She cheered, X100, careful gang.
Yo, leave me, thank you for your 100 bits.
I think Jace it quits, yeah?
I don't know who to want me on bro.
You like this?
Is it good?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, let's want me on bro.
Play with Ron.
You know who the summer set is?
Yeah, we talked about this.
What do you mean we talked about this?
We talked about it.
Like what?
She has the Batman Sprite.
Yeah.
She has a lot of sparks.
Maybe just bring in a gold heir.
So deep.
Hollow foil hairs maxed out.
I'm tired.
I'm like really tired. I'm like too over somewhere else.
Can we bring the gold here in? Because look D.
Because there's a lot of lore about you that I don't know.
Do I know you?
I don't really know you.
I think about it.
Do I know you?
No, we both don't know each other.
I'm like really tired.
What?
Are you reading that one?
Yeah.
She got more mans.
Can you tell her anything else?
I swear to god I'm not.
How do I know?
Um...
I knew it from my phone.
I didn't go through it all the way.
But you seem...
logistical.
My mom?
Yeah.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Alright, give me your phone right now.
Give me your phone right now.
Okay, you're not gonna, you're not gonna content for my...
I'm not content for your...
You're not gonna...
Give me your phone!
You're not gonna content for my...
Give me your phone.
Bro, don't do the phone on me.
What do I, what would I do if you're talking to someone right now?
I don't know, I'm not so you don't have to worry about it.
What, okay, what am I going to do if you're talking to someone right now?
I'm not.
Okay.
Because why would I, why would I talk to someone if I'm still talking to someone?
One's not a cheater for me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's what the last girl told me.
She said that she wouldn't be talking to anyone if she was talking to someone.
Oh.
You know who told me something recently that wasn't true?
What?
Me?
I told you everything.
Yeah, but like, remember when you like, you know, free apple?
You know?
Remember when I did what?
that yeah and I told you and we communicated yeah but like you literally
told me like before that did you not like before what before you did it that
you were like
3 apple.
No. No.
She's a fam. Start a fam when you win.
Not right now, not right now. We good, we good.
I'm still young, bro. I'm still young.
We're both still young. We're literally 20-chapped.
I'm not crazy.
Bro, go crack instead of playing.
I have a solo cash-up.
The real bros never skip the solo cash go.
Maybe she'll be a little texer-y, we'll lock you.
Do you have...
floss?
Lip floss?
Floss.
Floss?
Nah, no floss.
Told you, I told you I did water floss.
We know you wanna solo for him's day.
What the fuck would you want?
I can't with you.
What?
I thought he's peeking.
You're tweaking him.
She needs your best things.
No, I have like a car or something.
Timmy a ready full buster to Timmy full
No
Say I swear to God you're instigating chat you're instigating. Yes, we're gonna. I swear to God. I've never even met to me
So where to go, but why did you if you just met him? Why did you want to go to global? I wasn't with him
I'm him.
Oh.
Chat, stop instigating.
He took my phone.
I'm not taking my phone.
I'm not asking you a question.
But you shared an Airbnb.
No, we did not, guys.
Chat doesn't even have our fax straight.
They said why would she hesitate as first when she's doing the check?
What?
I wasn't.
I literally said hi to him.
I got finals in 12 minutes I need to go to the bathroom real quick I need to go to the
bathroom real quick I need to go to the bathroom real quick that I'm gonna go to
the bathroom real quick no but he said that I say that
I'm stuck.
She's eating up things.
Why does someone say that in chat?
What a foe you are, so blah blah blah blah.
Okay. Listen.
you was so blah blah blah blah blah okay listen I'm gonna I asked okay I should
have a 15 minutes that's a lot of time yeah you can get a lot done in 15
minutes what do you want me to do I'm gonna say you know what
what's this sister clip sisters 46
it's not my sister oh that's my mom so your sister
When makes you play better?
Yo, Jeff, is this the 15th girl you brought over this week?
That's not true.
Is that true?
You literally watched me.
That's not true.
You're the first girl I brought over.
Does that make you feel special?
I don't know.
They're saying that I'm the 15th girl, so like...
I just told you that's not true.
Okay, but like, they're telling me otherwise.
But they're just telling me otherwise.
Why are you gasping at me?
Stop gasping at me.
Why are you manipulating me?
I'm not.
You're manipulating me.
I thought you had to pee.
I don't have to pee anymore.
The mood's just gone.
Alright.
You know when you gotta take a shit and just like, you don't gotta take a shit anymore?
Remember, Epic will never ask for your password.
What?
Can I ask you something?
What?
Do you think there's like...
There's this chance that I work out tonight?
What?
Can I go to the gym tonight?
Yeah.
Why are you looking at me like that?
You're green appling right now. I know what you're thinking. I'm not green appling anything
If you want to go to the gym go to the gym
If you want to take the restroom I can
While I go to the gym where you can take the chat with you
But then you're gonna have those problems now
I'm going to have those problems again
Interesting
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not going to check
Take it serious, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I'm tired bro. Every day. I've been really tired. Is there is that is there reason for that check? I
What I was so loser. I want to lose
I'll use the condom if you let me crack condoms are they don't feel that good though
probably not getting proper REM sleep bro when I tell you bro I have not gone
good sleep these past two days I whoop I have a whoop what I have when I tell
you I have not gone good sleep these past two days
whoo chat you taking supplements I have vitamin D3 plus K vitamin D plus K
2 but I haven't been taking it because bro whenever I have like a girl around me
or some shit like I just drop everything I like like I used like I just dropped my
routine I literally just let her be my routine and I hate that because I didn't
go to gym this day but there's more to start that story
look at your tweet bro peptide creatine now I think it's just I've been
shimming for a long time trap so it makes me like really exhausted and shit and
yesterday was like the only really time I ended my stream and shit you know I mean
Jackson said he wants to play
we're falling on Twitter
order peptides bro peptides won't help you bro peptides won't help you chat this
This is a good source though, let me see the source real quick.
What's the price it's looking like?
What's the price it's looking like on this website chat?
Tests way better, bro.
Oh yeah, use your mind, me.
Dude!
Cracking will help you?
No.
It doesn't help.
help. I want to go to therapy again chat. I want to go to therapy again and I want to
start like I want to start like sitting in the fucking I want to start sitting in
the closet and just time myself out. That really helps just like quieting
myself in the world. Alright Joshua you got me. Quentin's tip oh my god. Do you hear that?
Take account be every single day. It's kind of hard, bro
Like I could just tap my card and just buy anything I want
Like bro, if I had a maid cook for me every day using my meal plans
I'll literally be the most ripped person, but I'm a shriemer like this life. That was not for me. I
can't just sit here and
like
Click my meals at
I have to door dash.
I'm not client when you say condoms don't feel good, how do you know?
I just know bro.
I just know man.
Move to Isen, you don't do IRL compete, you can compete in my midst.
I need a friend right now bro.
I need a friend in my life chat that I can hang out with every day, an actual good friend.
That would really help me now.
I need a friend that I could play pickleball with every day.
I need a friend that I could go to the gym with.
I need a friend that could like sit on the couch and just have talks and like I need
a friend that could like race me on the streets and shit.
I need friends bro.
Where did Gwen go?
Uh, she's on a business call right now.
Chad, Gwen's a good person bro.
Like yesterday, I don't know if y'all heard it earlier, yesterday like we sat in the closet
And I just like cried like I just cried to her and like that felt really good
Because like I fell understood bro, but today bro Timmy bro Timmy bro today was Timmy bro
That shit fucking threw me off get a therapist bro
No, Gwen's a really sweet person. I actually
Yeah, I'm looking for a therapist like health insurance covers it right I want another therapist
I don't want the same one. I want someone that actually like knows my problems and shit
So you locking in or what when Glenn leaves I'm gonna start cooking but for now I
Just ate in and out this morning
I'm gonna start cooking when Glenn leaves. I'm gonna start hitting my cardio every day and the chat
I don't think I'm gonna do 24 seven shrooms anymore, but I will still be streaming every day
It technically counts as a year's stream because that's what Jinxie does
But I think I took it too far by doing 24-hour streams and just streaming like my showers
Like because like bro, there's some time bro. I just beginning like
Like I got playing my content, you know, I mean like I can't just stay here and just do nothing and shit
And I want to make some friends bro, I want to go to the gym and I want to just make friends and just like
I'm just like hanging out with people, bro.
I haven't had that in a minute.
Go to health, good night.
Yeah.
And God.
Dude.
I think that's a good idea.
It's a great idea.
Because if I rely on a girl, bro, what if that girl leaves me, you know what I mean?
Like, your friends will never switch up on you, and that's what I learned.
Well, how do you meet Gwen?
Oh, we met on Hinge, bro.
She matched with me.
She matched with me, and it's come to Houston, bro.
Dude, that's so long, bro.
That's like four hours, gang.
Ninge cheered.
X100.
Don't rely on anybody, bro, only you.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not going to lie on anyone.
Well, well, well, that shit's tricky, bro.
I know Glenn's probably in the house right now, bro,
but that shit's really tricky.
Like, who the fuck is Timmy, bro?
Chad, do I have my valid to be upset, bro?
did you crack it? no comment
okay two minutes, two minutes
we run in planes
yeah yeah Jackson we out we out we out
if she wants to cheat she knows she don't waste but when I am together
We're not even together, Jack.
So like, she could talk to anybody she wants.
Whoa!
It's just actually weird.
Yo, Lynn, think of the 100 bids.
I mean, she cheered.
X100.
Bro, just watch the hesitation from when you first joined and you ask who it was.
To me, it was weird, bro.
I am NGL.
If the dick already entered, you claimed her?
Bro, she gave me a hickey, bro. She marked me, bro.
She marked me, Joe. I'm fucking marked.
Well, yo, have a good day, I'm going to sleep.
You like that easy? Yeah, I know. I'm fucking easy as fuck.
That, have a good day, I'm going to sleep.
You nervous for finals? Nah, I don't get nervous over solo cash-ups.
Only get nervous over like grains and shit, but like that's first game first game nervousness
God forbid she knows the guy. No, but it's just like I'm not gonna say too much bro. I'll talk to her bro
Like the thing with Gwen is we're very like communicated
Which I really like and like that's a big thing like not a lot of people to couldn't now not a lot of people know how to
Communicate and I like that
You know I'm saying
Yo Gwen come back in the room. I need it. I need a hype up. I need you to hide me up. I'm going to finals or no
Come back come back
Come back to me
When you do you claim Jeff
My neck hurts
As a nervous, what if I don't win this game chat am I gonna win this game or no
How many hours of the finals it's just three games, so it's one hour
Come here, I'm in finals, come here, come here, stop.
Are you mad at me? Are you mad at me?
I don't know, I'm just kidding.
I don't know, I'm just kidding.
Mike, in a bad way.
In a good way.
She low-key gave off weird vibes when you was asking her about Timmy to begin with.
What?
Do you want to communicate? Like action?
listen I know you have a lot of guy friends and shit I okay and obviously
we're not dating shit that's okay but it's just throwing me off
I literally haven't talked to him or thought about him in three years
I swear to God like no it's not even like that it's just like if I was weird in
the chat it's because I got nervous like like because I knew like chat which was
and they obviously did.
Yeah, yeah.
That's clip farmers.
Yeah, and so are you, so like...
But I just don't want to be hurt, that's all.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, I understand.
Whoa!
I got feeling soon.
I'm trying to feel.
And that's why I kind of just wanted to go past it until...
Whoa.
I hate to see...
Cap Full is cheered.
X100.
Stop being easy, Jeff.
like yeah you know like yeah yeah why are they saying gasoline gasoline are you
gasoline can you explain gasoline gasline what's your definition of
gasoline
make someone believe in a truth in a different version of the truth
So, give me an example.
So, like...
Is there a guy there?
Is there a guy there?
I'm dead.
No, there's a guy there.
Are you trolling or no?
No, like, he's literally right there.
Where?
He's in the building.
Did you see him run?
Are you trolling?
No, see, chat, that's gaslighting.
He just gaslighted me.
In the finals.
You literally...
I'm trying to make earnings so I can take it full with the chat.
You literally...
Hey, but I don't make earnings today.
Chat.
Oh my god, there's a guy there.
He's gone.
Pray for me.
Please God pray for me. Can you pray for me? Hold my hands. Please pray for me.
Please, please, please, please, please. It's fine. I was locked in. I can win a game bro. Man easy bro. It's not even about that.
You actually like need to like...
I will, I will. I just don't have a landing spot so I just landed in the ocean.
Okay, so like you're out of the ocean.
I want to be with safety. If I just swim to the shore and there's a guy there I'm dead.
Please! Please!
She gave him a hickey.
Okay, I'll be honest with you. You did give me a hickey.
Okay, I'll be honest with you guys. He did give me a hickey.
I gave you one too, so it's even.
But like, does that mean you're a Mark II or what?
I mean, that's what you did.
Why are you like framing me like I did it?
Who else would have given me a hickey?
It was a mutual thing. It was a mutual thing.
Yeah, it was like a...
But like you're saying it like you're saying like I know you're saying like oh you gave me a
Okay, but you also gave me and then you're saying it like oh she she like
You know
But like that doesn't make sense. You can't be like that when you also gave me a hey, you know, yeah
You're such a good clip armor now you're actually a good clip farmer, I'm not gonna lie
chat I'm not even put front I'm just like telling you okay whatever are y'all
trying to mark tears so that's what you said you said I marked you I'm like why
did you give me a key and you're like I'm marked I don't know what that means you
literally said that in the mouth today you're gas-mining Jack he's lying I don't
know why he said that okay say I swear God I'm lying say I swear to God you're
can you lock in like your your final is like
tell her give you please is that looted
I'm fucking dead Oliver I'm fucking dead Oliver
Please! Please!
Are you okay?
What?
Minis are fishing.
Are these minis?
Yes.
Minis.
Oh, that's a huge one.
Minis.
No!
Oliver!
No, Oliver!
Isn't this a better than the Mekken?
Yeah, but I have a lot of slots.
There's a loot app!
There's just nothing here, mate.
I'm gonna fly up there.
If there's a kid in the vending machine, just wrap it up, man.
Why are you making that up?
Naiseness.
Sorry, I'm locked in, I know.
I need to make earnings, so we can get a couple of shells.
Can I ask you something?
Are you using me?
Are you using me?
What?
Why do you do that?
Do you think I'm using you?
See, you got the starter.
You got the starter pack.
You redirected it
and then you changed it.
Am I over thinking?
I am not using you, but like
You're projecting.
Oh!
I just got choked up.
If Jeff doesn't make earnings, you have to kiss him.
Who's gas letting who, right now, Shat?
Okay, well, right there, are you in gas letting?
Answer my question.
I don't think it's true.
Are you on the road?
Or what rank would you say?
I'm actually not that good at lying, to be honest.
So...
That's what a gas liquor looks like.
That's actually what you have said.
Oh, to you?
Yeah.
So that's a gas line for me, right?
I mean...
Or do you think I was actually being true for it?
Hard to tell.
Do you trust me or no?
Hard to tell.
So I'm a gas lighter.
I think you were listening to me.
What?
That was coming out of my heart.
I'm kidding.
You're not.
You're not kidding.
Okay.
How about this?
After this?
I'm gonna go.
If you're listening, if you're uncomfortable, I don't know, I just, you just make me play better when I'm talking to you, like you lower my quarter so, and I need to make earnings.
Okay, make earnings.
I haven't made earnings in so long.
Today's the day.
Today is the day that I pay away yo why is this guy just being crammed off?
I'm gonna keep it, yeah but you're still gonna win, like just because you're in trouble.
Wait you keep touching my muscles you like it or something?
Do you think muscles on a guy matters?
I mean I just like I don't mind if they don't have a lot of muscles, but like your muscles are really nice
So like where is them like are you glazing me?
No, don't shut the fuck up. Are you glazing me or are you actually me?
I actually like your muscles. I think I've made that very clear.
I have body dysmorphia, so it's hard for me so
Like I look in the mirror and I think I'm fat when I'm not
Cause I'm a bodybuilder
Can Jeff handle it? What does that mean?
Please! Please!
Are you having a good time, you know?
I'm having a great time. Are you?
Who's your duo for tonight?
For reference he is?
Yeah.
Um, someone came by Chad, he got top 58 in the solo cash belt.
Which is that what I just played, so.
Either that or Latino Lodger.
I have to make a decision.
Let me actually invite him real quick.
Maybe he'll duel with me.
Yo Chad, do you stream me?
Tell him to play with me.
He's got a Hispanic so he's good at the game.
Oh my god, he's on a party.
Yo!
Yo, can you hear me?
Yo, yo, do you want to play the FNC after me today?
Yo.
Yo, hello?
Smeeeeeeeeeeve!
Nice, bro.
Just left my party.
A lot of these people have egos, by the way.
Why? You have an ego?
It's because I have an ego.
I have an eagle.
You have an eagle.
In real life?
Like, I'm just saying it generally, you have an eagle.
That's why you don't reach out.
Jackson, you didn't get dropped.
I'm just weighing my options.
Is that weird?
How do they send those?
What?
Dude, how do they send those?
I can't believe you're Asian, and you're next to me right now.
What does that mean?
How do they send those?
It's just like a 7 TV. It's like dot dot dot dot dot. Wait. What?
Adopt doesn't do it. Is it 4? Doooooooood. Doooooooood. Wait, is it 2? Doooooooood. You should ask them.
Okay, what is it for for the uh, okay?
Okay, I'm not in the high one. Okay, can I tell you something? Yeah, you want me shut up?
No, like I'm gonna be honest to you these last two days. I haven't been able to get really good sleep
Yeah, but I think it changed today, but like there's some times where I'm trying to sleep and like you just be asking me like
Hey
There's some shit like that like
I'm not sure I'd be rude though. Okay. This is coming from the guy who woke me up like five times in the middle of the night
Because he likes sleep talks or like he wakes up that's not like and then like he wakes up
Wakes me up and then tells me like the most random thing
Like he literally woke me up today or like last night
one of the times and he was like they got in a crash and I was like who then he
was not that I just had that like
like he just like oh my god oh my god oh my god come on me come on me dude
Doooood. Doooood. Doooood. Doooood.
When how locked in is just that he's a lot. I'm just gonna watch her. What's in you say?
Give me some
Why she's saying your business
What am I saying your business
Oh.
Can you shoot me through this?
Guys, how's girls day-to-day?
You want me to like, be quiet and like, let you walk in and you don't want to talk to God?
Nah, you can talk to Chat, don't worry.
Okay, guys, how's girls day-to-day?
I have shitty guys guns, bro.
Your lips are so- he's on Acro-Tank Chat.
Oh, you mean like to cheer me up and shit.
So who's Timmy?
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Do you hate me?
Okay, if I ever clip on Thor, just tell me like you're clipped on me Thor.
Sorry.
You're a good person.
But I'm not.
I'm the problem.
We talked about this.
The decisions?
Huh?
You said the decisions?
The decisions?
Huh?
You said the decisions?
You're not supposed to say how he saved my...
Why?
Why am I getting shot at when this guy...
He literally doesn't know what he's saying when he's like,
uh...
that he's not dead.
Yes.
Hello?
Are we just fucking bill-signing game?
What the fuck?
No one's gonna shoot, like this lobby's on tick tock me.
Can I get my toenails along?
Yeah, can I clip them later?
Are you good at them?
Yeah.
I need to tell you something.
What?
I don't know how to cut my toenails.
What do you do?
Do you bite them?
No, I used to.
Yeah.
I used to.
Yeah.
See you get them then.
Okay, hold on a game shit.
Fucking keep talking now.
I need his blue bro.
Oh my god, I'm a fucking bitch.
It's full of treasure.
I know.
Can I just drop the minis?
I just dropped the minis.
Is there more minis?
Doooooood!
Doooooood!
Please! Please!
What am I telling you?
No.
Sorry.
If I give you an egg bro, you can leave if you want.
Am I giving you an egg?
What is something you learned about these past few days?
I have a clip on my...
And you don't like your...
What?
I don't like your...
I never said that. I knew you were a clip.
What?
HURD! Where's the lobby?
Like, we're on TikTok game.
Echoes guy said that he farted, chat I've never met a man who farts more than him, I don't even know why, like he...
Gwen, what will you do if he wants to smash? I'll give him a high five.
Is that okay?
No, I want something else.
What?
You know what I want.
Okay.
Two more times.
Doooooood. Doooooood. Wait, he has a boot game here.
groceries for that
What oh my god, my gun is never reloaded and just got me killed
Bro, yeah, I'm on my shopping. I had a clear shot in bro. I just walks. Oh my god
I'm gonna be a wreck wait you
me and you oh my god
big buck john said you don't want to go
I'm gonna go and take him
big buck said can't you cook can I cook
I play too fast yeah too fast
you just like need to calm down and then
I'm gonna stress you don't need toes
You need to win
When you need to cook them
Oh, I can't take it my tradition Malaysia. Yeah, you know what Malaysia is
Have you had Thai when he's chicken rice or was your axe Malaysia
What food did he eat for your wife like food?
No, you can't say that.
Why?
Because I think it's bad.
I think it's bad?
Yeah, I don't think you can say that.
Chad, can you say that or no?
Wait, what's wrong with that?
That's his breath smell good.
Okay, I did just leave him.
So did I.
Which one smells bad?
We used the same toothpaste and we ate the same thing, so like...
Please, please.
She looks up and down.
Look at the way she looks at you.
She's in love.
Are you in love with me?
Yo, look at these barrels.
Nice barrels.
Yeah.
Wow, I can't believe I just stole last game.
It's a game.
I literally like, I play too fast.
How many times do you play this?
Five?
Two more, two more.
There's one more after this.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Two more, two more.
There's one more after this.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Don't look at my man like that.
Oh, Echo Sky's game.
How am I looking at him?
Guys, am I not allowed to look at him?
So I'm not allowed to know any other guy,
but I'm not allowed to look at him.
If we're dating, yeah, you can't have guy friends.
Okay.
That's a must for me.
Okay.
And I agree with that.
Do you agree with it or will you listen?
I agree with it.
So you're not gonna listen?
Like I will listen because I agree with it.
But are you gonna have guy friends?
No, I literally, guys he's, he's rage-mating, he's rage-mating.
Chat, who's the guy in here and we'll not let their girlfriend have guy friends.
Type 1 if you're a guy.
I, I can't be the only one for that.
See what I mean?
Yeah, and I agree.
I'm getting keyed, I'm getting fucking keyed, bro.
I need some mini-game.
I don't have any, sorry.
I like your boots, boots good.
Thanks, Jit.
Thanks, Jit.
See, everyone's saying that you don't get guy friends.
This is live.
See.
See, puppy, see puppy.
I
Can't tell you something
If I win this game, we're going to the bathroom
Hot box you
So you think I'm gonna take a shit
I'm like making stay there, yeah.
What else would we be doing?
I'm P-Shine.
No, I just need to brush my teeth.
Chill on my P-Shine-ness.
Chill.
Jeff, do you have a shrimp?
Smile if I have a shrimp.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to try something.
Where'd you get that smile?
Oh shit.
What?
Nothing.
Yo they're saying clicks in my game bro.
Yo chat, if clicks in my game, don't tell them, okay?
Don't tell them.
Please, please.
How do I sing that song?
Please, please.
Oh wait, how does this dance?
Sabrina?
I know I have good judgment.
I know I have good faith.
It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel
Okay, please do my game guys don't go to twitch.tv search clicks and tell my minutes games
That's not how the song goes
I'm low I'm low-key tired
Are you tired?
Are you having a board game?
It's like you're watching the play for like five hours
Like what do you want to do on your in your in your mind, you know, because I saw that I take you to the picnic and
What else I gotta do
Why are you looking at me?
We all told place face when I got into a place underneath
How do they do that guys is that a new update?
What's up, what's up mother
Noooooooooooooo!
Who is that?
I have nothing!
Which one am I being?
Okay.
Agent Jeff is the most talented, handsome, tall, muscular, hotman ever. So much better than Cleggs.
Thank you.
It means a lot.
I don't believe it.
You can thank John for the one-on-one-one-one-one-one.
I have trust issues.
Whoa, did you just kiss my arm?
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
What did you go pee?
What are you gonna do?
My what are you actually gonna pee?
Thanks me
Do we come
Yeah
Shassi in the roof and come
Yeah, Shassi in the roof and come
Yeah, just go pee now so good. I'm really tired. So I might just lay down shit
Okay, go P. I just got a chugger right on what you left, that has to be a sign, bro.
That's telling you there's better things out there than chugger jokes.
Yeah, I'm not using the gray shriker, I'm gonna keep them even.
How long and how many rounds did you do?
I'm a one-round peppy guy after like multiple I don't really like doing more
than one round like I just get really tired after one round
Please, please, please
How is that a cook?
How is that a cook?
Just because I don't want to do it more than one round doesn't mean that I want to do more
than one round.
I'm actually dripped this game.
Please, please!
Chat with Latino lodging this one?
Yo, FNTS, I actually want to find a door.
Wrapping your stream last night, bro?
Let's just say that I ended my stream.
Okay, chat?
Let's just say I ended my strength.
They said that Clicks is in Storm.
Guys, I'm not trying to kill Clicks.
I'm just trying to win the game so I can make $100 so I can take this girl out to go to
Foko Dochao and eat a lot of good food with her and just make sure she has a good top
here.
EEEEEEELPAAAAA
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bro where the fuck did my shocks go man?
Bro where the fuck did my shocks go man?
You the fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
I will have a word with your family right now do you understand me?
Bro, where the fuck did my shop's go to man? I want to have a word with your family. Do you understand?
You stick with that again to me and I'll be
You will be gone. You will be gone
You will be gone daughter
I'm not blind. I just want to key this guy bro. Just because I'm bored. Let's go ahead and change her
key clicks
okay
you guys actually want me to key clicks
5,000 gets it right out in the shot
I almost died I almost died I almost got fucked up you almost got fucked up
holy shit I'm getting a shot no matter what for 20
I don't get the shock when he's...
Where'd he go?
Got it!
I got it!
Chat, what's better, the SMG?
Or the pistol?
That drop is some shit!
You can get a vending...
There are any vending around?
Swung back and down.
If it pulls back here, I'm gonna go for that one.
He said pistol is better.
Okay.
Okay, we need a vending, so we can utilize it, and then we'll be back to our own, and then we'll farm some mats, and then we're still in the game.
Still in the game. Why is Gweny on the couch and not next to me right now?
Gwen, come back. I want you.
Come back. I need you for hyping.
I'm going for this one.
Lucky.
Oh the warmup.
Keeping the warmup still there.
I don't know what to do with this.
What the fuck?
Me neither do I need some man.
I'm scared.
20?
Is this bait?
No.
I
Have I
What
I'm zone
look at that alpha dominance bro look at that alpha dominance bro
I'm just fucked bruh, it's nine bills.
I need to fucking kill someone.
Let's go, baby.
Let's fucking go, baby.
let's fucking go baby let's go baby let's go baby let's fucking go baby dude I cannot
I cannot take out a wall.
Yo, gang, you gotta go, bro.
What's wrong with you?
Let's get the brain done.
Let's fucking go, I made it in.
Yes ma'am.
You're a real one for real.
I guess it's a funny.
I know. This Fortnite shit's no joke.
How many shows is there? One, two...
Nah, I'm just saying.
Let's fucking go to mate.
Shout out to my brudda, my brudda.
Do you think I'm racist or no?
I gotta go.
Big power there
That's fucking got a butter
Hi, why would you do that?
Is there a big pot? Did I say big pot?
Dude, that... I think we should have something better now.
I don't want this game for you, okay?
I'm gonna win this game for you, okay?
I'm gonna win this game for you!
Is there a guy up there?
Do you know?
That's my box.
Good.
I'm playing.
I got height by the way. You like that? You like when I'm on top right? I'm glad you like that.
I want to go soon, okay?
Oh my god, I'm gonna be in there
What the fuck?
Bro, I'm just gay bro
It's all good
I don't know if this game is for me anymore
I don't know how, I don't know what, it's just something that just left me there a hundred real fast.
What's that thing?
I should just keep on playing like shit.
We got one more game.
Yeah.
Fucking sell it.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
You have one more game, you're gonna get this one.
Can we go to the bathroom?
What?
I'm just really tired.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, every game I'm just stacked and I just sell it.
Like, you might just, I lose it?
No.
Okay, I'm not a loser, bro.
Bro, you just need to play high, bro.
I don't want to play this game anymore, bro.
I don't want to play this game anymore.
I don't want to play this game anymore.
Dude, I don't, like, I don't even know what happened to me.
Nothing happened. It's just the game.
Like, it's just so easy.
It's just so easy and I just sell it.
and I just sell it, you know what I'm saying?
It's just like I have everything in my,
you know when you get, you know when you have everything
and just like don't like you just sell it, you sure?
Mm-hmm.
Actually?
Explain it.
So like, have everything and then you sell it.
Oh, it's just so pretty.
Should have just played high.
I should have just played high.
Oh my God, I had high, I played everything perfect.
555
No, she touching your dick
Thank you
We playing play-ins with a logic I think
I got a team.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I got him killed.
The other guy I invited.
Thank you.
You wanna sit down?
Is she under your table?
Ah, it's so funny.
Why is that funny?
Chop chop, I'mma land chop chop, okay?
Wait, why is that funny though?
Um...
What do you mean?
Why is it funny?
Bro, what is this guy singing in the chat? Can you see this?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Cat's on speed up.
Are you okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
Wait, what? Why wouldn't I be okay?
Cause I don't know what that means.
Please, please!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I need a winner game.
I have to go home and win.
I'll let you walk in.
Wait, you're leaving?
No.
I'm just sitting.
You're going to kill Sam.
Oh my god, I killed him.
Good job.
I killed him.
I killed him.
Holy fuck.
Thank you.
I got two, but there's no point.
There's no point.
Yeah.
There's no point.
Yeah.
There's no point.
Yeah.
There's no point.
Clicks one bro. I would have won bro. If I just that shouldn't have happened to me, bro
Yeah, I wouldn't want to bro
When was making me play so good to
y'all don't even understand
Like you were like you're setting up for five by five every game and you want to be five by five
And I just fun. I just fumbled up. I just fumbled
I don't know
What y'all doing after this so I got I can see us in one hour. Yeah, what do you want to do?
You want to take a nap?
I want to take a nap with me. I need a fight. I have to do it all now. It's Jackson Jack.
He's a he's a he's a random, but we got to get random people a chance, you know
Do you want to take enough?
Have you won a game these finals technically I would have won two but some unlucky shit just happened there ain't
No
No, I'm gonna win this game. I'm gonna win this game
Okay, your toes are really warm
Really? Does that mean I'm a cold-blooded creature?
Am I a cold-blooded creature?
I don't get it. Explain it.
Yeah, yeah
Not for that. Yeah for that.
Oh, he's shitting.
Do you like feet?
Do I like feet? Yeah
He's killing Ivy. What is Ivy drop again?
Bro, he's actually... he's gonna kill me now.
I need to run.
What did they do?
Yo, I'm getting out of there, this kid's cheating so hard.
Quadruple, thank you.
Quintuple... Quintuple...
Have you watched Quintuple... Quintuples?
Or whatever it's called?
Uh-huh.
How do you...
Yeah.
I just be like watching enemies I'm getting cheated on
No, not the perfect gonna fight for this
oh shit it was canada yeah well that's why I don't play point you know she was
cheating on me and I just got PTSD so I think I'm gonna go to backman correct
yeah I gave you a it just like I don't I need to see where I was
Cause that kid was lowkey like, he had all the guns and shit, or had a maven.
Do you think I'm coping right now?
Oh god no.
Oh it's, it's a, it's a guy.
Now I know why.
Okay, um, well anyways, we got some fief in, um, in one minute.
One minute?
Or one hour and 20 minutes.
So I'll be there back. I don't know what you want to do
I'll do whatever you want to do
Chat Liam guys got back on me. Okay, I'll be right back check. I will be right back
It's still by on tiktok
I think I could even do like a meek off gentlemaze. I think even watching a handful of teams I'd get bored and probably quit
In a percentile scale how much more would you have to earn to switch?
Oh, that's a better way because I can do without saying exact numbers
Percentile scale to give up doing watch parties and coach one team
I'm not even kidding bro, I literally think it's gonna have to be like a scoundrel.
Can I touch this?
I'm not even exaggerating.
This is the point where money is not the main motivation, you know?
Oh.
It depends for how long. Could I do it for like two months, just bag the fuck out and then just come back to watching?
That's a very different situation then, you know?
It's been like two years since I...
33 bro appreciate it. I mean
One-year contract, oh fuck no that yet. I'm not even kidding like legit like it has to be 2,000 percent
So lock into anything for that long chat, you don't understand how much having full freedom
Yeah, I'm gonna go on the couch real quick shit. I'll be right back. They just don't want to
I'll be right back chat, we got FNCS in 13 minutes.
Jeff, I'm trying to play it over, he said no already, Jeff.
I'll make a tweet.
Give me a second, Glenn.
There's no reason why I haven't taken the gambling deal, bro.
I just, like, morally, but also I just don't fucking want to.
You win this game, bro.
You've got the...
Only one's the chat.
He's desperate, he's desperate.
Sponsor streams. Well, he probably knows most of my small streams. I really enjoy
For all bro deep the fucking idiot like you don't see me doing sponsor streams to like play fucking shout rage out of legends
Oh, I mean like I get those off. Yeah, I'm not. I'm just fucking
Like with the last one with that we would only up that now was fun as far like doing it on the up map
Raging having you guys enjoy watching me fucking sell and lose my mind and get paid to do it. That shit was fun
I
Just sweetie
I'll be a better guy. I should have used the money to get dinner tonight for just himself
I mean shit, bro. That sounds crazy, but dude seven guys. You don't know dude 76 bucks doesn't go that far these days, man
That's that's a pretty big dinner to be fair, but let's not pretend like that's that crazy. It wasn't like 500 bucks
I know you got to get in the box.
PR train me?
I'm PR train?
So I've received no PR training.
I just think before I talk.
Where are my fucking controllers broken dude?
Like my R2 is a spot.
Dude, why does remake look so easy to kill people?
I don't understand.
What he's doing is not even like crazy mech.
It's just fucking efficient.
This reminds me of Prime Day actually. This is like Prime Day playstyle here, just getting the fucking and hitting every shot.
See? That is Prime Day, that's a day play right there.
I can't wait for a month or 75 you literally can't bro.
You can no even, unless you're in an unbelievably cheap country, and even then, not an actual
proper diet, with any sustenance.
Rass, that's just over, that's less than four dollars a day, dude.
Wait, that's less than three dollars a day!
Yeah, that's just not possible.
Oh my god.
Oh, why did I just watch?
Wow, no.
Refully so.
He had enough good kills before a chat.
We'll allow it. We'll allow it. We'll allow it.
The max sell.
How is he getting that wall?
Reads looking oddly good after doing research on Adderall last night.
It finished coached for only 4 night play.
I used to help Fresh, but I used to drive to Fresh's house,
I had the freshest house, wake him up, train him, do his meal plan for him.
If he wanted to bro, I was willing to actually straight up work for fresh.
Like I was gonna, I was like bro, like you should hire me to do this full time and other
shit for you.
Like help you manage your life because you're just letting so much shit fall to the cracks.
This was like when I used to get like 80 viewers and I wasn't streaming full time, so...
Do you touch still? Not particularly, man!
That was a while ago, bro. That was like... shit. Seven years ago now.
I'm going through hell, but I lowkey like it.
Kind of sums up solo taunt pretty well.
One else up.
Oh good load off, wait a second this could be a win here.
20 in the chug, 4-3-1, gold purple loadout, at least 20 alive too, good rosé.
For else it's got a huge HUD, holy shit.
Which, it wins you, we won G-Money and Cleave's gonna win.
But I've also been vibing man, I'm obviously most locked in on FNCS, so I'm kind of just
vibing and yapping.
Oh shit, tree battle, tree battle.
Did I get the skin I have, like, the one I was wearing for the night?
He's talking about sundering more than soloist today, yo, chill, you're not wrong.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Love that she's too funny
My man, you're my favorite part of my man to the full Superman punchy fucking wound that bitch up
I feel like playing solid victory cup the day of FNCS is just such a bad idea. Oh my god
Just cooking your mental for a chance at $76 compared to FMCS.
I don't need a controller.
I just want to write in his box.
Oh my god.
What the heck's calling me?
Did Pops watch that?
Not the time.
Yeah, well that's solos for you
You guys remember Liam was the Liam was the one sitting behind me in the practice room with his brother and his dad
So his dad's like actually tapped in $100 and I didn't freaking win. I made $0
Yeah, $0 first place only makes money
No, no, but FNCS and an hour
He's like why is this me? Oh shit
His dad was lovely I really enjoyed talking to his dad his dad was lovely and
he doesn't look he looks a bit like his dad right like but his brother is
literally a twin like the genes go strong in that family Liam's brother is
identical to him just younger it's crazy yeah like a mini me
you think lacing a play yet laces playing today
are people actually holding the extender show to you on purpose by the way I said
few people can actually slam with that shit I said a few people can actually
these kids just sit there and ADS at the whole 60 ping late I think the biggest
problems the FBS I think it's on a 120 hertz monitor he's used to playing on
like 50 60 ping cuz of Starlink but
Spire? I pay 0 for playoff. I'm trolling, I'm trolling, I'm out of ammo, out of ammo.
I think we'll be fine though man, they certainly top 100 on West which makes it a little bit
harder but I think I'll come revive him.
Why would I do this to myself?
I told myself I should stop doing that.
It's over, I creeped this game, I didn't lose much.
Lacey will be spectating in 120fps. Yo chat chill. Lacey's been doing solid
Yeah, I know playing with a t1 pro makes it like a bit easier because like they're phenomenal
But also means you have more time spectating because usually when you die your shitty ass teammate dies straight after you
You play with a t1 pro and they stay alive. So you just fucking spectating forever. I'm still dying as much as you are
I just did one so I'm just did one
What's the FPS glitch in creative right now man there's a really bad FPS bug every time
you switch weapons and it gets worse the longer you play creative for but it
seems apparently some maps are worse than others with it I'm hearing like I
don't know I don't play creative so I don't know
What's your pickaxe do?
Yeah, tell me just swap weapons or pickaxe.
I don't have any PG in Raider maps.
So wait, is it really just only affecting the pros and cons of what's map the most?
Reasons map is playable, but any finest reels map is unplayable.
What the fuck?
That's so weird.
Tornado warning 15 minutes for FNCS.
This is good.
Yo, what is Dallas?
Okay, I'll just say why do any of you all live there, but it's because of the fortnight service
But like it's just dude. It's tornadoes or fucking wildfires
Or then you guys have to worry about the like in winter it goes freezes for one night and everything stops working like first
You're not in Dallas. Oh, oh you're in Dallas. I shit you're in the East Coast. I knew oh shit in mine
What you just got fucking bailed out, bro
That was absurd
I'm too real this is awful, really.
Why are we reliant on every map you play for more than 10 minutes?
Maybe that's why.
No fucking way, man.
Oh, nice.
Okay, we're out, we're out, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, we need to refresh, we're
chilling.
Chilling!
Holy shit, England's up 4-0 at half-time.
Good thing we all agreed no one gets a fuck about this game, goddamn.
How do I get myself in these positions every time?
Does that not feel even worse?
I'm not getting the fucking rail, Zyne.
No, no doer changes my video yesterday chat.
I'm talking about winning a crazy snake in the end of this I did a small thing by way
these days I couldn't record it.
So you get 20s of sherry weed dormant man very very rarely anyway.
The thing about the weather, the biggest thing we have to deal with here is the fire and floods.
We don't get earthquakes, we're in the middle of a tectonic plate, we don't get tsunamis because they're intercontinental.
And something about our weather patterns, we don't really get tornadoes.
And the drop bears though, yeah the drop bears will fuck you up.
No, it's not good.
I'm just gonna take that first draft, he doesn't sound mad.
Oh, don't just paint me right here.
Please.
I
Specter be surprised to us today. I don't know man. I'm I don't think so. I
Mean bro dropping an hour before fncs is wild that would be crazy
Is it in stream before it before it wait for it oh
Oh no, okay, we're okay.
Left hand to Wunderbump.
He's actually losing it bro.
I really don't think playing solo queue can come the same day as FNCS is a good idea.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think it's worth it man.
I really don't think it's worth it.
Who can you mentor for what brother?
They're doing off-spawn trios at wonky for a reason is doing anything along here. I love it. I'm really doing anything on key
Hey, I'm back in out dude every single time this being twiz's voice catch the off guard
I'd rather my food here and a big basketball game about happen
Wait, do I have to kill myself or can I leave and I saw that
All right, Twiz twins on me twiz on three one two three big twist
It always catch me of God that's twist his voice
They actually they're actually doing off spawn toks
Good job, you got our NAF is here starting in 50 minutes. I thought we'd have more people in game than this
That's called that's called a cast like that purple shit
No, should we not just spin the wheel like on any spot?
Dude, I'm practicing Donkey Land, dude.
Well, how is this practice for you, that ass?
I'm learning the P.O.I., right? Learning how to drop.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, did you have that one?
Those are the facts. If Boxmouth has stacks, isn't American?
Yeah, I think it would be stacks American, because he obviously, like,
the Peterbott glaze makes people think it's an N.A. glaze, though.
Which she kind of has to be because of Peterbott.
Don't, yeah.
But then he's European
That's what he is motion I keep the game about
Yeah, bill is still playing said I thought everyone's out of games
So they back out of the map and reset the bug.
Is that what happens?
Yo I think you guys appreciate the raid bro.
Unlucky homie.
Evil 4 knight bro.
Evil 4 knight.
Where did my maps go?
I don't think I care as much as streaming you basketball games at.
I don't know anyone in it.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know any of these people.
Players for today's game.
Let's start with those players.
The production value is kind of crazy, though.
2025 alumni team, the visitors on the scoreboard.
Asian Ray.
Asian Ray.
Isn't it just Ray?
Why is he Asian Ray?
Well, they're going to get some more high walkouts than this,
though.
and now your stringer
university class of 2025 starting lineups from Brooklyn.
Yeah, this isn't that is an answer.
It's not it.
I'm sorry for Queens.
We have like you got a full commit to it or not.
or not you just say the name or do a problem like
Turr Sinko
and from Ray and Kyle we have Ray and Kyle
I'm not gonna be honest I knew I knew three of these people
I don't know chat. That's good. I know no one I don't think I don't think I want to watch that channel
So sorry I can't offer any insight onto basketball or the people playing so
Bitch you! Take bitch you on EU!
All the names are wrong order. No, I know they're wrong orders. I don't know who they are based on the names either though
I'm not hating on this, it's not for me man.
I'm not tagging all these people, I don't watch any of the IRL streams that much.
Dude if they did it, I mean to be fair every time I'm trying to watch a Fortnite, the Fortnite
players play basketball it has to but...
Get tagged over the basketball watch buddy!
I don't know the team from it, okay well who, okay, let's see if I know the other team
then.
I mean we're not missing much, there's not much else happening, we can watch YouTube
anyway but like...
I
Think I've seen that guy, but I don't know I don't think so
Don't know these people
Okay, I knew so wait, but I knew that guy. I know so he oh my god. I know that guy
I can do the poppin, I want to be under my dick
I can't forget through the garbage
Go check in on him
There's 18 guapos
Okay, I'm in guapos
There's your Stringer University 2026 starting line up
From West Orange, New Jersey, Blackboy Math
Go check, come and join me for them to the test
I've been cracking
like this is looking good content
No, be honest.
Huh?
Yeah.
Guys, that ain't correct.
funny broke back we lost to the cup chat Jackson does you have any other
options because I think someone damn me bro and I think he's a good option bro
respectfully bro was crashed straight bone
Cause I, you know, Jackson, they're gonna play Centrix, bro.
Play with Jason.
I
Was cracking straight Glenn cheeks
I can't believe y'all think that
You got some nut on your shirt
As I got FNCS in 40 minutes
Oh, can you see by the dawn's early?
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna go here. I'll see you in 40 minutes. All right
Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. That's my dual chat
Let's watch the shit bro. I'm hungry as fuck. Let's go and watch the shit. I'll see you soon, bro
Who's he going look look look what Glenn made me try
Potato tomato
Wait, how do you make a beef?
Um, this is going to be with onion.
You just see the onion?
Have onion pattern?
No, like an actual onion I cut up in onion.
Oh, did you salt it or pepper it?
It's just onion, should I have?
Wow, that's good.
Feed.
You know they're ready to go, right?
There's only so much preparation you can do before you're ready to let the guys go out there and see the movement.
Good? I have any questions.
Both teams are ready. These last minute conversations will be a lot of fun between these coaching staffs.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Is there anything at all in?
Yeah, he's been busy expelling people.
I don't know.
I don't know how many minutes it's been.
He's been busy expelling people.
I don't know how many minutes it's been.
You've been busy expelling people.
I hope you don't mind.
There's been a lot of them.
I know.
I don't know how many you missed this week.
I didn't miss it.
How do you know that it's everything?
I just don't mean it.
This has certainly been.
There's one more.
You did.
Can you see me?
No, I didn't.
How is it so good?
Super University.
The 2026.
I don't think it's happening.
Wow.
25 teams still warming up.
Class of 2025.
They're not white-skinned to see the class of 2026.
Final moment.
Final muddle.
They're still warming up glass of 20-25.
They're not quite safe to see the glass of 20-26.
Final moment, final huddle.
But 20-25 getting gathered around by Dennis.
I'll tell you what, Jimmy.
We've got some impressive shoe game on the court today.
We've got some great shoes.
We've got some great shoes.
Oh, and they're going to be 25.
Everybody's wearing 25 for the glass of 25.
And then obviously 20-26, they're all wearing number 26.
Yeah, it was a great deal.
You set the move for the team.
They're ready to go into their bench, into their huddle.
Jack, you think we're gonna see a dunk?
Absolutely do! You gotta tell us what you think that's gonna be.
Obviously with some height.
You got a few guys that's obviously...
I could take home the hardware in here.
Yeah, I asked Chad if he would be like the only kid.
And they said yes.
So and I figured like you're not going to be eating for potatoes
Show a little bit
The bucket is really good too.
I added a little bit more.
Yeah, you just came in.
What's three?
What's three?
What's why three?
How's two look?
All right.
Clarence NYC out there with Marlin, King, Taylor.
The size is the first thing you notice out there in the twenty-six.
But then they count it.
Twenty-five counters.
I already eat a lot.
You want me to get the other one?
No.
You really don't have to choose.
There we go.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Check that.
Holy voice
Yeah, he only saw it. It tastes like good.
I can kind of taste like the water. I think that's what I'm like with.
No look, I just felt better than that.
Little prep doesn't have to be like boring.
Yeah.
Just to allow your legs to hook, right?
And I can see too, like, um...
So this...
Is this the little method?
This.
Um, if I didn't...
If you didn't have a chomele,
you would have had four of these.
What does it mean?
Like, four of these backers.
If you didn't eat.
Okay.
Yeah.
2026.
But this is easier to put in a bowl.
Can I see your Russian?
I
Want to blend my feet
You got an actual left
It's are these like actual teams like actual people are these streamers
This
Yeah, something my shirt is dry, bro.
It's stringers.
Who's Duke Dennis?
Duke Dennis?
Do you know who Jason Love is?
Um, no, no.
The food dry.
Was it dry after microwaving?
Are you sure?
I ate the whole thing.
Yeah, but was it dry?
Those are like this one.
That's good.
Do you know who Jason goes?
That's him.
That's him.
Who is that?
I love the rest of the game.
Is he dead?
I put him okay chat yesterday we got this drunk elephant over like it's a
Lutmas and I've been putting this on him as much as I could we didn't do it
yesterday or like last night but yeah and I think maybe we need to do a scrum but I
think that's gonna be too harsh on this list because like he bites off the
the skin and that's why it's coming out of the system I'm on yeah yeah but like
I'm not quite sure how he made that shot.
You can still like...
How about the FEED!
Underneath!
It's time to change the bucket!
He had some words for Kyle now.
I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Wait.
You're still hungry, I can eat.
No, I said I'm hungry.
I was hungry.
No, no, but I can eat you another one of these.
No, I'm full.
I can't.
I'm at the ropes.
I swear, I got it.
Like after the meaningful...
Wait, just leave it there.
I want to know.
Do you think these guys are tall?
No.
They're like...
Do you think I'm short?
They're like an inch tall on the screen.
Yeah, I'm pretty good at basketball too.
Yeah, I saw her.
You broke your glasses?
Yeah.
Yeah, Chad, I'm really good at basketball.
Nah, you're not short. You tall, bro. You good.
Yeah, he's really tall.
What do you think about Marlon? You think he's tall?
He's Marlon.
The guy with the barn here
Like the Mager Mog
Where's Haskell at?
Jets Haskell playing
Yeah
a great pass down low another good chat I lost my wallet
you would make good friends with mates girl
he's nausea
I'm in the chair
why is that
I'm like that's why he's in the chair
I'm in the chair
am I dumb
Am I blind?
Where?
I feel like, it's getting exciting to check.
It's funny.
Oh!
I'm my life that will never happen again.
What?
Fighting?
Huh?
What?
What?
What will never happen again?
Okay, but Lightning come up that way.
Okay, what happened?
Um, they fall.
Yeah, I spilled it.
Yeah, I spilled it.
Why am I shouldn't Lightning?
all out there the other that you get right there that's a spark you got to have those kinds of places
okay change the video
you're getting on track
not lagging for me okay
You watch stuff close to me?
Yeah, you watch stuff close to me?
Yeah, why do you make me out to see the town?
You know, I'm just asking why you watch it close to me?
Yeah, I'm just asking why you watch it close to me?
I
Pickles pickles
Hi pickles
Wait, yeah, he's asking
I know guys, okay
Like I don't really, like my chat is just like small talk.
My chat doesn't really fuck me and shit.
I wish they fucked me.
They don't fuck with you because you haven't talked to them.
You ego them and like you, you know?
Am I mad at you?
No, like they don't talk to you because they think they'll get no response.
Does that make sense?
Yeah
Yeah, we know I
Got
See they just like I also don't talk and they just say like play phone, okay? Well, that's the chats that you like
Yeah
We should just be
I'm talking with moms like what she's doing that
Asian Jeffs say full box
$100
He has to make up for
Isn't that only like $76
It's like worth the time.
Why did a lowkey man tell a thing, Chad?
Woo!
Who?
Like, they just hate you, Joe.
Are they doing that on purpose or are they actually like that, Chris?
Who?
Like the national police and shit.
Do you remember when you were like...
Huh?
I can't hear you.
Nothing.
I might have heard that.
But you didn't hear it
Yeah, I'm not a boss
What do you guys mean are you a bot?
So I'm saying are you a bot?
I don't know it's a chest anymore
Someone said let's go chest it is that one you know
This guy is that one
I don't know who that is.
I should have been there.
I'm missing 40 dollars, that's huge.
No!
But they're gonna be trash.
No, they're trash.
I know a friend of mine who's had to bring three of those sunglasses.
Ew, why would he...
No, you have to make sure it's a good item.
I just want you to follow them and let them have the flash.
You gotta go in strong tonight.
I guess this guy said, is that Gwen?
Yeah.
He doesn't have a look at this tank. What a job for my boy Max.
He's his 10 minute girl.
Look also, the little James here is saying, hey, yeah.
If you're gonna come up in here, I'm gonna make you feel a little better.
What's for dinner, Daniel? Cooking?
Um, he just had...
I just had your meal prep. Warm-o and bananas.
And I think he wants to eat something tonight.
Do you want to eat something tonight?
I'm not even gonna sleep tonight.
I need to be tired.
I need to be sleep tonight.
I thought you were tired.
I am tired.
But I gotta push through.
I gotta push through, and I gotta be resilient.
I need to make sure I sleep correctly this time, for my neck hurts.
Yeah, should I like I think we'd like you to like to say on
That's point good point from Marlon
Um, when should I get a tattoo or no?
Um, if it's something meaningful, I would say for your first tattoo you get something
meaningful, but if it's just for the fun of it, no.
Get a pickle tattoo.
This one.
Definitely live in your car, I will pay rent.
Can I do that?
How much are you going to pay?
Ten times.
Oh, never give up.
Ten times. Do you have a ten time?
No.
When are you going to get a ten time?
One ten time.
How much time do we got?
How much time do we got?
Alright.
Get back.
Okay, so hi.
Hi.
Hi, I like BB's.
like BB553. Listen, I used to be really good at reaction.
I already have one on my chest. It's a hand with fire. Awful.
Sorry about that.
Chris, he's so locked in. He's actually not locked into chat right now because he knows I'm going to read it.
You're going to read it.
Can you get like a bench like a bench chair we're not interested for chairs
Can y'all see score trap
Just lay right here
I would love to be able to teach at home.
I feel like someone's gonna fight here.
Can y'all cancel the score?
Okay.
How about now?
Okay, I'll just tell y'all the score, okay?
What about piercing? When do you have any piercings?
Did you have any piercings?
I have a piercing that I can't say.
Where?
I think he should have gone up with it. I think he would have had the shot if he had gone up with it.
He looked to the past.
Nice try. Couldn't get the shot. One of them found not going to get it. King the third try. No!
Why does Clackwatt last keep falling there?
Uh oh. That little James behind the back kept it in play.
Love you guys. We're going to...
26 will take advantage on the put-back from game.
I don't get it.
I think that FNCS is turning real.
The game actually died.
That's great.
That's what you want to see.
They need to fix their game.
Yeah.
Like a little bit more up.
Like right here?
Oh, shit, to the right.
I don't know if that's good.
I don't know if that's healthy enough.
Is it tense?
Yeah, it's just like awkward.
I have a piercing already in my eyebrow,
but I don't know if I should get one in my nose.
I don't like eyebrow piercings, not gonna lie.
Like personally, like for me, I would not get one.
But I would get one of my nose.
What are your thoughts on eyebrow piercings?
Huh?
What are your thoughts on eyebrow piercings?
Eyebrow one of your?
Eyebrow piercings.
I don't know.
I don't wanna see this.
I just don't think piercings are good.
I agree.
Oh god, and how about...
Like especially through the nose and stuff,
I don't like that.
No, don't kill it.
Guys, I'm breaking out really bad on my chin.
Please ask for me.
Get a D with tattoo.
Use code ASIANJEPH in the Fortnite item shop.
Jeff, what did you do to Gwed? What did you do to me?
I don't know why.
Cause they think it's funny.
Why do you say twin here?
I don't know.
Still need to do your pygmy.
We need to go to that place.
We need Kuzed. Kuzed, are you in the chat?
I mean like I guess you're trading one screw for another but like and Jeff you
You look more buff.
He is buff.
I'm gonna hit the gym today.
Can you come in here?
I'll be camera man.
You can be my camera woman.
You can be my camera woman.
I look just gonna be here to see them.
Huh?
You don't need my camera woman.
I will.
Okay.
When be on her phone though.
Be all on her phone though.
I do.
I'm on her phone.
Dude my neck just hurts.
I don't know what's going on here.
Ah!
Ow, that hurts.
Okay.
Can I go, Junpei?
Is it only 6pm?
Is she pregnant?
Yeah.
Okay, no more.
I'm scared of getting pregnant, guys.
Like, in general.
Not, like, saying anything.
I'm just like...
Pregnancy is a scary thing.
Why do you like going out like clubs or something like that? No, it's not it's not my scene
Do you like drinking?
Not my scene
Jeff don't get her pregnant
Jeff don't get her pregnant why they always subbing the Asian guys for this
Watch this Eric said see puppy see puppy
That's Miguel's job.
Who's Miguel?
Jeff hitting it wrong.
Wait, so it's the family channel coming.
What?
What's that?
No, he needs to hit that right there.
Oh, I keep forgetting that's a game going on that you're watching.
Dead ass.
Can we get a 200 please?
200?
200?
I
Mog Marlin who's Marlin?
Which one's Marlin?
Guys not even in the stream. He's learning. He onsite. Oh
What's that that one that was like an air ball wasn't it that air ball?
It kind of looked like an air ball. Yeah, well negative aura
Can we get my girlfriend just rotated in?
Holy fuck you there. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Guys does anyone have the clip of Jeff like?
My girlfriend just rotated in it. Can Glenn say full box? Full box. I thought Glenn was a tiktok addict. How do you not know Marlon?
My tiktok is
Interesting.
position right now. They've been locked in. There we go. Don't worry guys. I'm like, I'm locked into
you guys, not the game. Jeff, please play FNCS with me. I already have a duo. We already have a duo chat.
Oh my god. His blend for you page full of Asian...
No, it's like brain rot. That could be you on the court, Jeff. But... He's too good.
Ha I will just be on the sides there. They're not on like who's all the yet
Jeff are you playing with ogee? No, no, I tweeted out look at my tweet Jeff over. He's a idiot
The
Depth of the only cheerleading team
It's like an air ball
What you text me
Yeah, you got my phone's guy. I don't get any text
Is that like your ear?
Oh, Loose Paul, take down the down.
It's a battle of exhaustion, Shaq.
That has been the Achilles heel.
Eww.
When can you 200 full blocks, Shaq?
What's happening?
Wait, I ticked up Shaq.
Bullying me.
No, I'm not sure.
What happened?
I love you guys.
Bye.
It's because they restrict me.
Go join my tuition, ticked up.
Why, what happened?
For bullying.
Why are we bullying they said that we're bullying suki-melo
Who's looking all doing wait are we bullying suki-melo you can what?
No, like they're just like take that very like trick-and-chick
Head hurts
I don't want to do anything anymore, I just want to go to the gym, I feel like I don't feel good.
Can you come and jump with me tonight?
After I can see this?
Let me get you a pre workout move.
He wants to crack.
That's crazy.
Yep.
Get that, I want to crack.
Interesting.
Interesting.
He cracked how many halves are there in this game chat for action
So there's four in the rounds.
Three.
Two.
Three.
What?
Huh?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
What?
Throw it in tonight.
Two 20 minutes.
So it's a 40 minute game.
Yeah.
Oh, that sucks.
Where is your hand?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where's your hand?
Your ad breaks are three minutes
That's a national dumps is it hot?
Back Boy Max.
Wendy Ease here, not really.
PBM, ah so far, but fast as- what's PBM?
Jeff, what's your favorite song?
Hello Man, you are the best. Okay, now say thank you.
Are they doing high school time? Yo, let's get a flow.
Okay, so thank you. Thank you.
Do my eyes look like tired?
Yeah.
I just don't really like- I have no expectations for how things will be.
If you don't want to sit on the floor.
I think it's the environment, because it's hot.
And like, I just don't want to sit on the floor in play for three hours before.
If you don't think it's worth it, I don't think you should do it if you feel bad and going to the gym like you feel better
I feel like you should do that
And then I've never quit enough and CS before I've always played everyone
Well, are you doing it out of
Obligation because of you want to keep that going? Yeah
or okay well what's up to you know what i mean i mean i feel like what is there to do in life
i feel like your priorities have changed um i think streaming is the navigation for me
and you can stream
and you can stream the gem with me if you'd like that or you can stream for
night you're streaming regardless no so which one would you rather do for me
right now and then Jim for a gym why Glenn keep looking me up and down those
I thought I was out of the frame sorry
No
Yams alive. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's true Penguin thought what did you do? I got eight minutes eight minutes
are his muscles big and strong you know it you know it I'm just getting foam with
emotions okay then don't watch it if it's giving you negative thoughts don't
just say interesting don't consume it if you're thinking about it negatively and
with Envy. Mmmmm I like that. You create the...
I'm sweaty. I know I don't know why you were like so damp earlier.
Yeah I'm more sweaty. It's cuz it's hot.
When we turned on the air, I had it on heat.
You did?
Yeah.
I'll put this on here.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
The effort.
He was the first one in the gym tonight.
Aw, fuck.
After you've paid off so far, if we have farm, we can make a check.
Chad, why am I feeling so weird around?
I'm gonna get you a water.
Huh?
So, do you need more water?
No.
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, fuck.
Can you get on?
I'm getting on, okay?
Yeah, I'm trying to play enough to see us.
Who's calling that shit?
What?
Are you comfortable?
Uh, yeah.
Who's calling that shit?
It's a three hour tour.
Three hours? I'm gonna be sitting here for three hours?
Yeah, if you want to.
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
What do you mean?
Like, what do you want to do all on like, playing four-eyes and shit?
I...
At one time I have to get to the bush just then.
I'll clean, I'll clean.
Well, the only reason why I want you to do it is because I don't know where the dishes go and the dishwasher
Don't worry. Are you human? What is that freedom? What do you guys mean?
When you're good person, why do you keep saying that?
You're a good person
just don't like what they've done to it
like you're a kindness and stuff are you taking advantage of my kindness
no i'm just telling you okay don't also don't give too much people
you think i do that i feel like you're gonna burn out if you keep giving too much
you think i get too much huh you think i get too much you do a lot yes
Maybe that's just gonna be nice.
When you do a lot for someone, you need to eventually burn out.
You need to do it for yourself too, you know what I mean?
But like, I don't think it's a lot.
I think that's just how I am.
Well, I cooked for you because I wanted to, not because I feel obligated to.
Okay
Yeah, well talk to me chat. He's gonna be playing and not answering
But I I will be talking to you guys
Yeah
you don't have to save for 3 hours if you want to
wait, why is it 3 hours?
just a long torment
how many games?
10, 11
would you have liked to go out to shimmy university?
yes
the reason why my test is it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
Walks, walks, walks, walks, walks!
oh hello where do you want to land? are you going to clustered? or no? yeah yeah let's go
alright are we actually locking in? we good? yeah yeah yeah we locked in
you can eye gel and shit? yeah bro as long as you fucking like as long as you
listen like I know you're good as fuck so like it's actually fucking place it's
I oughta get your gift back, bro.
Yeah, tiny shit.
How does it mean you can get this back?
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah.
Sorry.
You're good.
I got a girl watching me so like...
Sorry.
She's gonna buff me on shit.
You know what I'm sayin'?
You get that.
Hello.
Hello.
Did she hear me?
Yeah, she said.
She said, hello, and you said, what's up.
What?
Huh?
I don't know, J.
You can stay on the bed if you want.
You wanna lie on the bed?
You know how to play close here at all or no?
Huh?
No.
You know how to play close?
No, I lie on the tip, bro. I lie on the tip.
Yeah.
Wait, is that the right tip?
Is it this one?
No, no, no.
No, you're gonna lie in here.
If, unless we, I think we're on the con though.
It could be wrong.
Why are you saying that?
Yeah, we're on the con, I think.
I think two seven
yeah we're on calm okay so yeah we're for sure okay you you know how to put you
know how to find the duckies or now no okay I'll find I'll get the duck so we
get a ball with like 5,000 gold so we're gonna use that and we're just gonna
place four under there okay by the way you put in you have to lay on about no I
don't have any blaze it's open right well I mean it's open I mean yeah so
that means two-day Thomas yeah it's like the oh it's like the same shit so it's
top 153 or yeah top 153 he's okay so we're gonna get a duck and we're gonna
get literally we're gonna have like 5,000 gold
never stop which other area for what I unfortunately how do you get the duck
teach me okay so just look around it's a duck with some glasses you have it
No, no, no, I come I'll show you just for future efforts. So there could be one right there
There's one in a guy. There's one spawn near
It's just like a duck with sunglasses and then it's like you. Yeah, you're interactive. It's like a key card
And then there's gonna be this shit. It should be in this pool
Fuck okay, there's another spawn now
I'm out. There's four spawns. I forgot where the fourth one is. I'll find it.
You can loot the maimed other while I do this. I found it. It's right here.
Ok, so look, come here. Just interact. Hit the keycard.
Yep.
Alright, and then come.
So this is enough. Take your hit, and start this.
Yeah, this gives good ass loot. This gives good metal by the way.
Ok.
Like these little...
Ok.
Yeah, this PY is good as fuck. I mean they nerfed it but like it's uncounted shit now.
I put it in here, and then come. Just kill a filter top.
And then go into the little room. You know where the hunting rifle,
they got rid of the hunting rifle, but this is where the hunting rifle was.
Really?
Yeah, a thousand gold.
Yeah, I have three thousand.
Perfect. Okay.
Sixteen hundred.
Double-chug them?
Yeah, we'll go double-chug.
I'll carry the main in. Is the surgical good?
Um, yeah.
I get carried first if you want to.
Have you not played at all?
You've literally... Bro, have you played now?
Yeah, yeah, I've played, I've played.
The search goes good. Yeah, it's a good search done.
Should I buy SMG or double chug?
Um...
There's only three, there's only three.
I'm gonna buy SMG, I'm gonna buy SMG.
Okay. I'm big chugger now. I think...
I'm gonna buy... I need to buy six of them.
Okay.
Okay, now let's just farm up, and then we're gonna pop all of our shots.
Like, not all, but we're gonna leave the shots to go to the next running machine.
Okay, there's a lot of shots on the top.
Where else is the Meadow at? That's what I mean the most.
Um...
This gives metal and then down to the dock.
Why is my game sound so loud in here?
Are you a west?
No.
Well, at least.
Well, at least.
No, I'm not west.
Are you from New York?
Yeah.
How do you know that?
Cause I can tell.
Yeah, we have a player.
You know what's Jarian?
Yeah, we literally live in the same state.
Yeah, I know.
I know you live in New York.
You know what's Jarian?
No.
it's your neighbor oh so you from Long Island yeah he moved though I have five
one after enough yeah my magic won't keep good wait on good luck I think you
should carry med kits right now what do you what do you use again too big six
minutes okay you can't buy a truck I can buy you I'm gonna buy you told you
You're gonna go chug chug naked and then we're gonna buy you another chug job later
This game's dead, we're not gonna need any search reading Cooper here
Literally just gonna place the one
Okay
The brick here is low-key ass, so that's really it
That's like the only bad five to four
Okay, I'm one to four
All right, and then we're gonna pop socks and like start going and vending the vending
You don't sell me
All right, we're gonna go
Okay, I need the white sails up wait kid, kid, kid, kid, right there, 12, 12, 24, we need
the whites, we need whites, I'm gonna die, okay, come, bye meds, bye patch up, okay, I'm
but don't buy it. Okay, it's fine. Here. I buy Chubb. Okay, and then carry these Nectarps.
I need my gold. Okay, I have three meds in each of them. Okay. Now we're gonna pop Shox and
we're just gonna start our own. Get it? Yeah, the vending, the vending. Pop. Where's the vending
here? Where does he go? There's one, there's gonna be one, uh, signature. Okay. Come. Are you, are
you good with throwing while I edit? Are you fine with that? Yeah, I'm pretty good at throwing. Yeah.
Yeah, like going the shots. Yeah, yeah, okay. I didn't know if you knew what I meant here. Come up here. Let's just throw it up here.
I'm 225. My ass hurts, girl. From what? Jim? From a needle. You're pinning? Yeah, I'm pinning. Are you pinning? No, bro. You would think I'm pinning, though.
I don't need it, bro. I got abs
Yeah, yeah, no you're good
Just be careful, so we're gonna do this every game. Yeah, give me a medkilo feels pop before we go bad man here
Yeah, we're gonna do this every game. I need a AR you look maybe you don't want to pop
I don't have a...
Oh you didn't buy one?
I'm the pump here and it's too big, I'm the pump in the front of it.
Okay, I just have awareness, we don't want to get fucking irked on.
I need an AR, low key.
Ehhhh...
Okay, I didn't mean to fucking buy that motherfucker.
What do you want me to buy?
Uh, buy more shocks, how many shocks do you have?
I have four.
Okay.
Bye, medkip, we're gonna go to the next spending.
Bye, I don't even have gold, I don't have gold.
Okay, let's go.
I could buy one more set of shocks.
Throw the shock on here.
Like when we get up here.
Yeah.
Alright, throw a shock.
Yep.
And then we're gonna hit this.
Okay, we're gonna go to the vending here.
This game's still dead.
We're not gonna need anything.
really need no surge we just need I just need to cap my math okay
I'mma pop though
you coming?
yeah I'm grabbing this pistol
yeah you can pop man
I'm buying
I'll buy you an extra set of shots
okay I need 3M
I'm 4-3-5
We gotta go though, like now. We're gonna go towards the roof.
This is a horrible pulling game, but it's fine.
Like, this would be way easier if we had a pullback.
I saw kids like towards sinister.
I'm no more gold.
I don't think he wasted so much gold by accident.
Excellent
They're gonna give me a medkit we're gonna double pop your last medkits. I didn't be shocked to the rift chakas
Yeah, I mean I can't carry it take it back. I'm gonna take I'm probably last second
I'm pop up off
All right, here it is. Throw me a minute a second. I'm a pop you come here come to the spending throw me it
I'm gonna buy you another my kit. How much gold do you have?
Stop all are you on five? Yeah, I don't have
Don't just hit the room
It's fine. Yeah, we're gonna hit it. It's gonna be a two-tip. So we gotta get it. Yeah, but I'm made for it
Go right here in barrels. Yeah
Here we go. I think we
Hurry up and get down. All right, we gotta go. Wait get that death drop the gold
How many medkits can carry?
I can carry two.
Okay.
They're going to buy them and we're going to shock you.
There you come.
Just got them.
Let's go.
I'm down.
We're stacked there.
That's how we're going to play it every game.
Okay, put that to test.
It's fine.
I'm good.
30?
How you good?
Yeah, how'd you get up there?
Just like...
I got it.
I had to use the shock though.
Now you're good.
Okay.
How many you got?
shots yeah yeah we're talking we have nine
so we need to find somewhere to lay in yeah probably here scared it for each
other
Yeah
It's on me yeah, yeah
Good job, we're 5-5-5. I'm so sad. We can't get tagged though because we don't let surge
Holy shit, let's go big. Yeah. No, this is what we're doing every game by the way
Honestly, we probably should have hit riff the if we had more gold we would have hit riff the little later
I thought I thought I thought
I thought I thought
five five five
twenty on me
five five five five
twenty on me
wait were you from one of them?
no I'm from Logan
Oh, nice girlfriend from there, bro.
You're actually from Brooklyn? How old are you?
Yeah.
Twenty.
Do you have a six pack?
Four.
Four? Okay, okay.
I used to be sh-
On my cut, though, I was fucking shredded.
But I'm like, I'm still a-
a brand-new dad.
Bro, you said Hydra season to retire, man, bro.
Really?
Yeah, bro.
How?
You retired.
How did I send him to retirement?
I'm kidding. I don't know. Didn't you play with him last?
Who is behind?
Yo, it's on a cone. What the fuck?
Yeah, man, it sucks, bro.
I'm gonna get switched.
You got freeze on it. I know you're zero.
mm-hmm
Yeah, it's fine. I mean I could buy you them
Yeah, I did here go sockets
Just run for now make it right
Okay
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna shock again
Half two, okay? Half of this one.
Okay, I'm...
Yep.
I hit the tree.
I'm on it.
I'm up, I'm up.
Okay.
Wait, still a chin.
150!
Watch the windows behind you.
Yeah.
Oh, what the...
Oh, my aim is...
You're crazy, bro.
I love this mountain.
I'm on the heart of this mountain.
Below us?
There, there, there!
Go in it!
Box!
Okay.
They're so bad.
20.
Can you give me light?
Yeah, I have a lot of ammo gun also, but I got cheap.
Drop all and I'll split.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to look for a double beam.
I have a golden FD.
Just have awareness here.
We don't want to...
Can I try to get active?
There's a lot of kids around us.
I'm gonna shoot someone that's like,
do the windows and shit.
Yeah.
Where am I at of this?
Right here.
I'm...
I'm on you.
Just fighting right there.
See that?
Yep.
Can't really see him though.
You got crack.
You got crack.
In the ocean, in the ocean.
21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, stop the network.
Yeah, I'm looking.
I'm making sure where we're going on.
We don't have a crazy amount of ammo, do you?
Yeah, we got 200.
Yeah, same.
This gun is broken.
It moved mark.
I have two shots, okay?
Yeah, five, you're safe.
I split.
Okay.
You hold everything, by the way.
Hold the wall?
Like, edits, like, all that shit.
Like, you're always the one editing.
Okay.
We got good surge bro, we're good, we're going to pull here.
Yeah, we're going to eat surge.
Nice.
God pull, fucking go.
We're literally going to shock over the top, like from the socks.
Yeah.
We're so stacked, like don't even grieve for anything.
Yeah, I have a guy in my head.
Coming in?
On a, on a, you're going to ramp up.
Three, two, nothing.
Okay, I want to make sure my aim is well-spent
Five seconds so gone
We want to go earlier you don't want to get jumped on this so we got to be careful
Yeah, we're gonna go over the top of metal look just look for
Yep, you might get pumped so play yourself. Okay. Yeah, I know I'm just gonna get an edge whenever you're ready
Oh no
I'm trying to get 100, 100 cracked.
Come on, do this.
Got him out.
Box, box, box.
He's the one in the box.
Nice.
Holding, holding, holding.
You're here, you're here.
Yeah.
Heal, heal, heal.
I'm holding him, holding.
Kill that, bro.
Alright, man.
You got good lights in there?
I have a pretty bad spot.
Yeah.
I don't like this.
Yeah, get out, get out.
I'm gonna find him back.
I got it, I got it.
Okay, how many?
How many?
How many?
How many?
How many?
How many?
how many when you get out of this road this is actually we're gonna have awareness full
awareness i'm 555 though nothing to do with me sir bro i fucking love you i'm zero i love
me too daddy okay we need an elevator you know big yeah i know i know i want to look
you straight for fault that's a good poll okay can you get us can we get us in a better
Yeah, but you gotta...
Watch out. I'm with you. I'll smack on you.
Okay, just claim this.
I'm a 5-3-4.
Okay.
There's somebody kid-kids pump sitting.
Watch out. Watch out. We're not gonna go out of cone. We're not going out of cone.
Watch out.
I might get boxed here. I'm good.
Feet, feet, feet.
Yeah, I don't want to look I want to look I want to look but I don't look so much
I'm thought about so like we don't
You need some G on max
Cracks! I can't wait! Yeah I need I need kill that kid
He's white
Okay
20 weight!
Get that out!
Okay, ready?
Yeah, I'm above this one
Get on you perfect
Yep, good spot
We can not create this this metal you see it I have I have a free go
100 I'm holding for you can you get it you get it
Next time we just throw it okay
I'm not really great man
How many of us there? No, we're going.
I'm above, I'm above.
I got a bomb.
I'm here, I'm here. I got a kill.
20 dollars?
Get out, get out.
They hit us.
I'm here.
Yeah, I need a top, I need a top job.
Here, take Mars.
Take me hard.
We're going to shock him, run together, okay?
Yeah, two men, two men.
I don't shock, you have to shock, right?
Yeah, take us first.
Okay, shock.
Wait a minute, okay.
Stop.
Fine, it's fine.
Reload scout, reload scout.
Yeah, just get there.
Get it?
Okay.
I'm gonna go up.
You wanna go up?
Yep, on you.
That's a great map.
Just watch your back.
Just watch your back.
you
you
you
you
you
I think we're on calm now
Yeah, we're on calm I'm 90% sure
alright same strats you're good with that strats right? you're good with it? yeah
yeah I like that strats it says it's up to your liking
exactly and like literally all we need is to get that end game I mean that was
just a fucking he played that so well besides that last fucking I know bro
and we're pulling this game the only thing was like the pre-edits that could
be dangerous yeah yeah I'm not gonna lie but we got that kill and then we were
just so fucking congested yeah I need a oh oh oh that shit is so good yeah okay
so the only reason I think I just got the finish was to think I didn't know I
thought I saw you got cracked but I probably should have just put your body
back but yeah we could literally just spam freeze on kids yeah you like that
for you do you want another one no I love that for you know I fucking the
only thing is like Cooper and if like no one that was just like I mean they're
just I don't know what they're doing but yeah no that's what I'm saying but it's a good
free I mean yeah that's a good ass refresh. If you see freeze I always call them. No I didn't find any yet.
Just have awareness because kids like to be like idiots and just keep going.
And also I lowkey was selling but I kept buying random shit with the gold backs in them.
you good should I like keep buying chugged every time we're trying oh yeah we
should have one chug jug and then you should you should just keep going chug
medkits and I go chug bigs or double chug one of the two okay what about the
gold that's what you do I was beaming kids there I mean yeah well I have a lot
of gold okay it's over here don't you make it's on them let's just start
I mean we're in zone this one so we could tank even longer this game
Just let's not get like don't get to if that makes sense first down because we could play zone longer
Well the goat
This some I have so much gold already I'm gonna
I
1500 yeah, I fucking love this drop spot
Three thousand gold I two thousand six hundred have awareness here
I'm gonna buy one chug jug and then just save gold.
We should get in zone and...
Should I go for another thing?
Or is that too big?
Yeah, no you can, just later.
I mean right now just...
I'm just saving gold.
We'll have enough gold.
Yeah, we save gold.
Yeah, 300.
I have $3.
I have a really good loot too.
Okay, let's literally just cap our masks.
Like we'll get our surge if we really need it, but we don't need it.
Let's get on the beach. I'm gonna shoot him
Already have that's indeed. I can't yeah. No, you're good. Just don't get back. He's looking
Yeah, we're literally pulling this the freeze fucking we're literally just gonna sit here the whole game, okay, I
Just want to look for another venue like
Yeah, but like if we're gonna do that we're gonna do it way later like we're not good like there's no point agreed for it
Yeah, but what do you have ass in here now? There's a boost in there with all right?
I have a green singer honestly like I mean yeah gold one's nice like you'll be
you'll be fine with that but yeah no that gun is disgusting the only problem is
like you can't get served with it but if we keep doing our strad and we play it
right you can carry it every game
are you lonely? 3,000 gold. 3,000. How much do you have?
I have 2,500. Holy moly.
We're probably going to go, I'm going to go double chug job, you probably go chug.
Shot by the chug? Yeah, but wait till this, like don't tank
any storm right now. Okay.
In case it pulls off of us then I'm farming you metal by the way.
I need to scan 100. Can I farm you already? Here, I'm going to farm
brick okay you're gonna drop you're gonna go you got to go double chug jug or
you could go big chugs I'm gonna take though so the thing just a little bit
it's fine yeah it's normally like we're pulling zone so we're not gonna play
storm this game so doesn't matter but games we play storm it would be ideal if
we don't take any six because then you know how like half an half yeah you
won't have so much to happen after so like we'll be cool that's like so what
your chug jug big yeah have awareness we don't want to die here we're so sad
I need to buy shocks okay I'm about to go and storm
okay go by me when you stay outside yeah I just gotta get my brick yeah
I'm going in storm, perfect. You have matchbox?
Yeah. I'll just play awareness.
Make sure we don't get in there.
You're shipper.
Yeah, we're just gonna get in.
Don't point us to an in storm.
I'm basically fucked up, I thought.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
Alright. Nice man.
So sad.
As long as we don't get tagged, we should be good.
Oh shit, in front of us.
Okay.
What's up?
Chatur here.
Yep.
Yeah.
You can probably trade a little bit.
I think.
Watch out for the other one.
Yeah.
I'm just running back.
I'm building them up.
They're all okay.
Just use wood.
Yeah.
They're ramping up.
They're looking up.
They're looking up.
Skids are sub-eats.
Let's just get on the mountain.
66 up.
We don't even need surge low key.
This game is so dead.
I hope you know how to 6 pack too.
No, bro, I actually have seen you, bro. You made me see progress. Good for you.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, once you get a passion for the gym, though, it's like...
You can never stop, I feel like.
Yeah.
But yeah, no offense, it used to be a scrawny... You actually look good.
See progress.
Thank you, bro.
And how long has it been?
It's been only six or seven months.
Yeah, that's... No, actually six or seven?
I don't know. I don't know. It's been a minute.
but still, yeah, no, you have crazy progress
so what's the plan now? what are we doing?
just gonna stay there, just wait
you gotta be careful though, because we're not gonna be below on surge
I gotta start, I'm not even finding an AR though
like the burst, the burst is good but not, yeah, like that good
I don't know if we're gonna need much surge, but
If it pulls, we're just gonna go, we're not gonna shock them up here, I don't think.
Probably just hop down the zipline and kill them.
Yeah, it's not great.
Alright.
Biggest shock, look, mm-hmm, there's a team up there.
You're not looking right now.
Yeah, I know.
Alright.
We're gonna go, we're gonna go like this, right?
Okay.
Pop a shock.
still playing for banning or no? no, fuck banning, sorry banning right? I have so much gold
though, two guys on the line. I don't even, what do you even need from it? Just like a
better shotgun. They didn't hit the thing, they failed it. Yeah, we don't even need to
do it two times. You want to play for this one? Yeah, we can, we can play for it. No,
I mean literally the only thing you need is like a better gun but yeah
Yeah, I don't know if it's on.
I could fight for it. I could boss fight for it, but it's all good. We'll just play the ennemy.
It's the kid on the right. I could boss it up.
Okay, this game's kinda sad, we might need a little surge.
What did you get, tech 20, right?
I mean, we're definitely up, but...
I have...
I have...
I have, like...
like probably 20. The thing with box fighting for surge or box fighting for loot like
sit like even if we like do what like 200 damage to them they do 400 back you
know what I'm saying like even if we get the bedding we're still just wasting surge.
Yeah. I'd rather I mean and like realistically all we need is better
their guns
we're gonna go to wall here if it pulls
probably gonna keep... it could pull back
it's half and half here, hopefully we fucking pull
61, that's pretty stacked, I'm not going to lie.
It's not bad at all.
You want a shot?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to follow that, come.
And in left six, right here.
Three, two, one, go.
They got fried. We shoot this kid.
Watch your right, watch your right.
I wish the boxes. Yeah, absolutely much luck
We're almost in how many you have four four yeah, I wish on did you tie that kid at all or no?
Yeah, we're gonna go down
I'm good stocks when you get in or we could get deep maybe I don't know I can't say I stayed I stayed edge
Yeah, no, it's fine. It's okay
It just popped up and didn't pop up.
Yeah, right in front of us?
Yeah, right here.
Okay, fighting.
Okay.
50, 70.
Oh my god, I've had a gold one.
What is that gun?
Watch out.
Yeah, wait, wait.
Wait, I'm about to farm.
This is greedy.
He's greedy.
Got a good surge.
Right here, I'm down.
30.
Oh, that's like, you're getting the rapid?
You like the rapid fire?
I had nothing else
Wait is that no, that's the gun you said what's crazy? I mean I don't know the gold the gold
That's me dad. That's me the singer singer. All right. This guy's probably chug in the meadow, but you know
Because the team coming in for our southwest
Yeah, we're good. I mean you stop crazy surge. Okay, John
How much you get like 200?
Yeah, like 300
Nice very crazy. Okay. That's gonna be we should probably go instant here
We're gonna go out of ball. Just get rid of like over build here
Hopefully be full
Missy
I'm sliding
Seventeen I shot him off you 23
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Alright, I'm holding, I'm holding.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
You got your wall, I gotta get out.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
You good? Play yourself.
Oh my god.
Let's get the cycles.
They should have had a wall. Yeah, I know, they're kids, they're idiots.
Yeah, this.
Okay.
Fuck, was that bad timing?
No, they said they just found a wall, I think, instead of counting.
Alright, they're not going.
I got this.
I'm so late.
Watch out for that.
I'm gonna be on someone.
Bro, why are they kidding behind me?
What the fuck is wrong with this kid?
They're getting kicked.
I could be wrong.
You're really a boob. I mean, you could call it so.
Yeah, I just got to get in.
Just gotta go.
The last one.
Just gonna wait here.
I'm gonna mark.
Can't do anything.
Nope.
It's gonna roll dog shit.
Nah, you're good.
Alright, we have big game here.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, we just definitely go out of wall.
I just got fuckin' 150 owed.
You good, you good.
Let's get their all dog shit, their actually all dog shit.
They're actually all still there.
Sorry.
I'm gonna go uh, they're all so bad.
Come on out there also man.
I'm gonna let them also.
What?
Wait.
Let's hop to this, the marketing.
like 15 medley and 4 at the time
fucking good
You
Yeah, we're chillin.
Yeah, we're chillin.
What's it called?
Yeah, we definitely got a wall there.
Okay, we also got a...
We can't get timing, so we can't go when someone else is down,
because that shit just happens.
Yeah, I was just letting you, like...
No, you're chillin. You're making me chillin.
Yeah, I'm chillin.
Yeah, I'm chillin.
Yeah, I'm chillin.
Yeah, I'm chillin.
I'm chillin.
No, you're chillin', you're making good calls, just like, like, yeah, you know.
These kids are all dumbasses, bro.
Yeah, no, no, I'm telling you just, bro.
One fucking game and we're easily in it.
We're chillin'.
Don't worry.
And bro, we're playing our, we know our off spawn well.
Yeah.
Alright, we're conned. Let's kill these kids.
Good dog shit.
Good dog shit. I'm right here.
You, yeah, that's best job.
I got a gun on the ground, I killed him, he's running up, he's running up, he's the one,
he's the one, he's the one, climb, he's on top of his boy, wow are you the pro, nice,
sing up, you're finished, you're good, nice statement, yep, he has nothing to do, you know
I always one shot so this shit on.
Yeah, five seconds.
That's fucking crazy bro.
Holy shit, you're getting our dog shit.
No, I'm telling you bro, these kids are so bad.
They're so bad.
Where's he sitting there with a maven.
Not carrying my shit bro, I don't give a fuck.
You all have fucking damage, I do not care bro.
They're so bad.
Let's go baby.
Oh, that's actually.
Oh fuck it.
Okay, good.
Bro, that's our fucking surge.
Now we literally just play the fucking game though.
courage thank you for this game girl we're gonna abuse vending machine how long
better done if we're gonna play a full game out I can have some dumb ass kids
hop on us like monkeys in game then I don't care about that
I bet I like that
What's vending right now you finding it
Make sure you loot the whole main building also go back here run back here. There's a pretty good move there
Just so we get like extra nothing crazy back there, but like just more loot
yeah you should but I'm like oh I I didn't know you're the rapid fire that
shit's like it's okay but like it's low key kind of ass yeah yeah I thought you
had a sting a green stinger because I asked you you said you had a green I
found it I found it nice
let's go money
let's go money there's barrels inside the bar
Yeah
But I'm not gonna even need it we're so rich
Where's the left?
Put it in
You can put it in
Thank you Glenn
I just don't know how to organize shit but we're fucking do we're due for a win
we're due for a freaking win we're doing for a freaking win are you a low ground
player or a high ground player? I'm not in a live situation I'm like we see
I'm not scared to take high.
It's all situation.
I mean we also got a member.
These kids are all so scared.
They're so bad.
I know.
Unless it's like a protein like that.
I'm buying a chug.
No, please talk shit.
I'm buying chug jumps.
and then double chug
alright this is like
I thought double chug
this is like same zone
I think I'm gonna double chug also
or should I go big?
you should go double chug
and then do you want to go to another vent?
I saw 1700
what's another venting?
that's like we can take
probably one
two thousand
actually no
What am I saying? I know where another good vending is.
Alright, bomb me. I'll bring you to it.
Are you nervous or something? It's okay.
Listen, you only got one life.
I'm chillin'. I'm chillin'.
I don't get it.
No, I actually don't get nervous.
No, I just forgot there was a fucking vending over here.
There's one over here. It's close.
Let's hit this path.
Alright, this game's so dead, but we...
I have this vending, we're just going to play edge.
What's the heals?
Double.
Double check.
I'm not big.
I'm 5-3-5.
5-3-3.
Be careful.
It's crouched over here.
Where's the vending at?
We just keep going.
It's like down this island.
You can see it on the map.
three. Five, three, three. Be careful. Get trapped over here. Who's winning it? We just
keep going. It's like down this island. You can see it on the map. This one's so much
better to get. We'll go here every game. I forgot about this one. I see that. Yeah, I
see that. Did they have Golden FGG? We're winning this game. This kid's box down there, but they
I should have been there.
You think I buy it? Oh wait, I don't have the gold.
You think we buy it, Chubbjub?
Or should I stay? I'm gonna keep it.
I'll buy you whatever.
I think I keep Bigs, Chubbjub.
There's definitely a team there. Ready to spray it? Or no?
Yeah, he's in there.
I don't like he's in there.
I
Know dog shit, it's just a AR how much I free I don't okay. I'm dropping big son
Wow now what?
No, we're not we're not going to the next one in this little way. Oh, I assume you have you have a blue singer one
I'm not gonna
You know what this one is?
Uh-oh. I mean, let's see where Paul is.
I have 1100 gold.
Okay, I have 3000. You probably can't even buy a, what's it called, gold one anyways.
You can buy purple I think.
But, it's not.
We have 4 chug jugs. The only thing is we have no quick heal, but it's not.
And we took some storms. I mean, it's 65 ups.
I'm just- what's your mad? So I'm 5-5-5.
5-5-5.
Alright. It's about to be.
Clot 3 and a half 3.
Okay.
Okay, we need to get this here.
Yeah, low-key.
Next game just cap your medal I call straight before we go.
Okay, you're good, don't worry.
We can get these fences right here.
We're gonna literally just sit somewhere.
Okay.
You're gonna get the shot?
Yeah we can.
The shot's it.
I feel like we're gonna get the shot.
I'm going the right side.
I'm up here. I'm good.
There's a big one here.
Yeah, I don't need it.
Two base.
There's also another.
I'll try it.
I'm out here.
What's your idea?
Uh, 200.
Okay, I have 200 as well.
We get out of the vending in St. Jerry if we want.
Just, we gotta be safe.
Purple.
So many big plus I'm stuck getting more you get more socks or no. No, I didn't
How many you have for actually I did I did this to one extra right here
Yeah, I'm so bad. I'm not liking how much like I'm a dude
200
I've not found an AR by the way. I don't know why oh
I think we might have left that in a restaurant
Like a sushi one
Chad, does anybody know where Walnut went?
They're running out of stuff.
You could have left it at...
It's in the last one.
Inside your pants, maybe?
Where'd you put all your dirty clothes?
I just looked at it.
Did you look in between the couch?
I don't think so.
It's probably under the couch.
Kids are gonna come. I hope you want to turn off the rain soon.
off my suit. Did you have that at the airport? I had it at the airport. The last time I remember
seeing it was when I was showing you an old friend. Yeah. Wait, wait he's talking to me.
Um, yeah? Nevermind. I was going to go turn off my suit, but... Oh, I thought you... Yeah,
I was going to go play too. Oh, you're good. I was... Fuck. Okay, I'm... That's a good zone.
a good zone I am going one sec
because
is that Duncan wait what if it's at Duncan
all right I'm back
how much wood do you have
270 damn bro go find the wood
in the middle of the forest
there's four trees, yeah, you're fine
just use a little mats
I'm looking for you, there's only one team around us
whew
whew
whew
damn, Captain
come back
there's a three licking
how many points do we need, Paul?
270
there
it's fucking light
Okay, I'm gonna try to help you, but I'm not gonna get back, okay?
We gotta use process of elimination.
Okay, the last time I know for sure I had it.
Report, JoJo, okay.
When we came home from the airport.
Yeah, yeah.
What you doing?
Oh, I'm just being right now, I'm peeing.
I have wireless headphones.
Oh my god, I'm fucking not loved.
No, no, no, okay, okay
I'm like
Take my pickaxe. Yeah. Yeah, that's a real playoff
Hold on
Oh
Be back. Yeah, I'm back. I'm free
I don't know how many of you came in here.
I mean, they just have everything around.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're ready to go in soon here.
Go, go, we're going left.
Hit the zip line a bit.
No, no, don't.
I did it.
Yeah, you're fine, yeah.
You're lucky.
Thank you.
They're ass, they're ass.
Find the building.
We're kids on top of it, so we gotta be careful.
Kids coming in.
Thanks, man.
Oh, what?
I got two shots.
I got blood.
Still a stack, still a stack.
Looking with you.
I know you want me.
The only problem is, if it keeps pulling towards that side, we can't really stop.
It's so hard here, right now.
Wait, they sent Peterbots in our game.
Yeah, I think he has.
Oh no.
Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared?
No.
Are you fucking scared?
I'm just, I'm realistic. They have a lot of loot.
Okay, and I mean we'll fucking roll them. Hello. You're right. You're right
My there's no bitch mama a reason no brothers
Getting any brick so little you can farm I need 60 others 47 up everybody get placement already. Yep
Like over honestly this game is so good just over build everything how many shocks you got five
fucking beautiful love that I love that I love that so many kids play on them or if they're
actually in our game so many kids are gonna die there's a kid tarping this way
I'm not even lying, I don't think we open unless it's a free kill, because if we don't
want any walls being weak, we're literally getting so much placement, we're literally
gonna get so much wreck up so much there's no just sitting here but yeah
no what's going most 90% of time we're just gonna go out of wall okay like
shocks yeah cuz like you know how we went out cone like we just got sent
flying I just get 150 yeah so I'm not to jump off shocks most of the time yeah
You don't go farther, but you land quicker
Okay
Situational, though
We're gonna get so much placement
Let me see
If it pulls, you low key go instant
We're just gonna go off wall and up the ramp
So get ready to go.
Remember that.
Out of the wall or out of the home?
We're gonna go out of the wall, out of the wall.
So you're gonna reset the metal?
Yeah, I'm gonna reset the metal and break it.
What's going on over here?
Come, come, have a kill, have a kill.
Come, come, come.
Clerk, clerk, clerk.
40?
Nah, I'm gonna kill him.
I gotta use this.
There's someone down on my wall.
Yeah, yeah, I see that.
I have a wall.
I'm getting ready to hit.
I need to play in the other side.
I
Pull okay, we don't need it. We literally we need nothing for five up on the report you shit. Yes, sir
You look you got a claim with me
They got water go up up up up up
You got a wall?
You can try climbing down here.
I have it, I have it.
You want to climb this layer?
Yeah.
Watch out, watch out.
I want to shoot that floor, I want to shoot that floor.
And then I want to...
You want to fight while yours?
No, no, no, it's not.
Just make a head.
Whoa, that thing dude.
No, no, no, no, back up, back up, back up.
Be the safe daddy.
Don't overthink it, just do it.
I can climb.
This is just fucking...
Just get through bro.
You should get out of this building.
I know, I'm under you.
Here, let me go.
Yeah, you do it.
I'm sorry.
Someone just died there. Do you see it?
Yeah, I'm fucked up. We don't need anything.
We don't need an open.
I'm not scared.
Oh my goodness.
Are you good?
I got to claim. We're not in.
Yeah, we are we're barely in I think we go I think we go home. I've met some little stuff about
Here coming
You get out of this building. Yeah
How we claim I don't have for it. I have this troubles
Okay, you want to go out there already? Yeah, you had it, right? No, we could go out of town here. Okay. Oh, yeah
Yeah, no, yeah.
Come on, now.
Yep, sorry.
Off the metal, off the metal.
I'm boxing him.
I'm killing him, I feel it.
Yeah, where are you?
I'm on the gas pipe.
How do you just drop on me, by the way?
They're gonna cycle us.
I think we should get out soon.
They're gonna hop on wall.
Earned a job.
Yeah.
Earned a job.
Actually, we're good now, bro.
Shot, shot is perfect, maybe.
I know, we're gonna go up.
I'm another one, I'm fine.
Yeah, got one?
We're going front.
Above is Vic, above is Vic.
On you.
Yep.
Can we go up one?
Yeah, go up one, go up one.
I'm good actually look at this right it like this
I have five zero two five to do
Go out more left. Go out more left. Yeah, I'm thinking ahead ahead ahead. Yeah, I know
This is shit. I don't know if we're killing us below below us. Maybe
Oh buddy, buddy box, that's good about that speed up up
Got out got all this greedy mother truck
Get it Loki
Let me shot. Get ready. Close back.
You looking? You gotta cover our back, man.
Yep.
Some of them are not ours, bro. I don't like this.
I only have wood. I only have wood.
Yeah, I can build. I can build.
Awareness, awareness. Same box awareness.
Yep, how many masts are there? I'll put it in the woods.
Nice. I have chugged. You can put it in the woods.
I have no hards. I have no hards.
Okay, I have no hards to be here. I'll put it in the woods.
Yeah, yeah, just run it out. Just run it out.
Ryan, this and your feet. Double-sack.
Double-sack.
Fuck!
100.
100.
Holding. Holding.
No, choke, choke, choke, choke.
Yeah, pop your choke.
Got him.
Got him.
Yeah, I'm gonna hold my chug out. I'm holding my chug out.
Yeah, if it doesn't pull it, it's double-played chug out.
Yeah, how much do you have?
You want to go or no?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to win.
Top shock, top shock.
Yeah, top him.
In your box, in your box.
Get out.
I can tank.
Someone else tanked on our lair, they're gonna fight us maybe.
Hop in truck, be aware, be aware on our lair.
Yeah, they're fighting us, they're fighting us.
I have 13 wood.
Hunter! I bitched him, I bitched him.
I have one.
I got hit, they're gonna get in.
Yeah, playing it, playing it, actually though, here.
How much showed you that, how much showed you that?
I'm at, I'm at.
Okay, I'm 30, I need to get in.
I don't have, I don't have, I'm just gonna go, okay?
Throw myself.
Pull back to me.
I'm gonna try to get him out of here.
Got him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Close to land.
In the chocks.
Chocks.
Um.
Copy.
A lot of solo.
Yeah.
Okay.
Two in a row.
Two sick rounds.
Oh.
I died.
I died.
I died.
I don't know, maybe it'd be more aggressive for a kill, but like honestly, it's not terrible
here.
Yeah, it's not.
I mean, Peterbot's literally just keying the fucking mob.
It's so hard to like...
No, I just bad to Peterbot.
They're gonna come in and burn the drones.
Not a bad game.
I'm gonna get some water.
Not a bad game.
Not a bad game.
Yeah, I'm gonna get some water not a bad team not a bad team
Yeah, what do I do the what do I do there?
Yeah, and any coaches and chat, what do I do there?
You just live?
That's my advice
You like the game, Cam?
Nope, we're just not...
No, like...
Just like a little...
Like, both of us just gotta be a little better.
Like, we're just like...
Yeah.
Our Cam is not there, like, people.
Yeah.
Like that.
We're doing good.
Also, bro, don't be like...
Don't worry about taking over.
Like, you can take over like you're doing.
It's perfect.
Okay.
You like that?
It's good.
Yeah.
I literally just think...
I think we just probably gotta look from...
Uh...
But also, the game's so dead.
Like, that game was so dead, so it was hard.
so hard to look for a refresh.
I know.
But besides that, I mean, we played that.
Top 7, we're like 20 points off, or not 20, we're like 5 points off the qual.
I think we're con this game.
Let's just fucking win, bro. Hopefully we're con.
Man, late game every game.
Don't.
Except for that other game.
Yeah.
Please con us, bro. I want him to.
Okay, we're on con.
Bro, this is genuinely the best draw.
Our draw maps just like cook now or what I don't fucking know I don't use them
That same thing just fucking start snacking. Let's get good. Good Matt's good metal
Even go Ness and G
Peter that's probably in our game again, to be honest
He's scared. Oh
Was that scared last game?
Peter who?
Peter Kata
I got the ducks
New York's gonna fuck them up
What you mean?
We're New York, yeah, where's the where's the fucking place that?
You mean
I keep forgetting every time. Where's it? Where's the ducks one? Where's the ball the ball in the main building?
I'm from New York.
Got a dead ass.
You gotta show me me.
You're in the wrong building.
Is this one?
Bro, it's literally...
Bro, are you good?
Is this one?
It's this one.
Okay.
Alright, we're pulling off, so we're gonna do same shot as first game.
gosh gosh gosh you gotta put it in okay I this is my first time letting it
out like no no you're good yeah shit happens you like to drop oh my god
guess what they have yeah I do wait wait wait any better okay
Okay, I'll fuck you.
What?
I can't...
I'll fuck you.
I'll...
Okay.
I'll get the athlete.
This is vaults fake, bro.
Bunch of fake ass vaults.
My back's all in here.
Got it!
I got it!
Can you buy me a big top?
Or like a chug?
Or something?
Oh, and some light ammo.
Plain gun, right?
Yeah.
Here, carry mechits.
Okay.
And then we'll buy you like a chug jug at that last ending.
You know what I'm saying?
The last one we went to before we hit the rip?
If it's pulling mechs.
So we gotta make sure we have enough gold for you to have a chug jug there.
This starts- this starts farming.
Let's get another one out of here.
I need a big one.
I need a big one.
Yeah, I got you. I get there, everyone.
How much gold do you have?
Yeah, how much gold do you have?
700.
Yeah, lucky to strap in there.
Okay, I have minis and gobsmills. I'm lucky.
Poor.
okay so we're more like oh gee yeah cuz we didn't even like we didn't even
lose the main building did we if we're unconscious land main building you have
I'm trying on my AC one second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff said I don't deserve it.
Bro, I can't.
Bro, when my AC is off, and when my AC is off, it's too hot, and my AC is off.
It's cold.
Never win.
You just live in New York, bro. I feel bad.
Great.
Are you actually switching?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you actually switching up like that?
I mean it's hotter now than some shot.
No, you're switching up on your roof. Oh yeah, it's got another shotgun.
Oh, it's got a naked.
There's shots in you.
Yeah, we're gonna, by the way, start laying in the main building.
I think I said that. I just land on the roof.
actually well if we now don't land on it because play for a good job at the normal
but just slurp off to the main building I broke chato all right well I'm double
chug-jug what do you know you don't have a chug-jug okay I'll buy you one
later I can buy you chug-jug and then we're gonna I'm meeting the big zero I
I need a farm metal one for you.
We're gonna go to like ship area, like last game.
Are you fast enough?
I'm proud of you.
I'm so scared.
Get to him, Haley Padre.
I need my kit first.
I don't have it.
Wait, wait.
No, I popped my last one.
Wait, you're gonna have to help me, though.
I don't want to pop the choke.
I'll read you back here.
I have six minutes to base.
6 minutes to base.
Yeah, aged like wine.
I need to go hit the gym, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna pop. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna try to chug Joggin and make it, probably.
Okay, I'll take 3 minutes, okay?
6 minutes, 3 bigs.
Make it right here, I'm gonna pop it.
pop it
me down
down, down, down
it's pretty stacked
so once we qualify, what do we need?
like what do we need to qualify?
I don't fucking know
but you never qualify in your life
have you?
neither have you
you have, you have
Yeah, that's OG Jeff bro. This is new Jeff bro.
Actually no, Jeff, you're entering a new crime.
Yeah, I am.
I'm gonna give the most jack through over the fall games.
Yes we are. Yes we are. Yes we are, brother.
Yes.
Alright, yeah, I'm buying. I bought three metrics.
I like the Shrapnel. I like your main plan.
Now we just gotta go crazy like in person.
I'm gonna execute it. No, no, we low key. My Indian gun. I gotta lock it and be better.
But, I mean, if we're getting an Indian every game...
Wait, what are you buying me? Chug jug?
I'll buy you Nekitz. Oh wait, I'm gonna buy you a chug jug.
So I'm carrying...
Oh, just Nekitz.
And now I'm gonna buy you another chug jug when we get to that last vending.
Okay.
Okay?
Hello?
Oh, we gotta go.
are you Niko Alina?
Okie, we're gonna...
I need surge, 68 up
We're gonna need surge
Wait, did you just add me on snap?
What's your snap in here?
Ok, buy me more men, I have two more
can't be stunned by we'll go we'll go sinister right there I'm done
how many medkits you have? one or two? one one one oh shit okay well then you're not even gonna carry
medkits we're gonna just buy we're gonna buy buy you another chug jug and then
we're gonna just kind of juggle two medkits okay
probably one more shot
I'm gonna buy you a chug jug and then we're gonna you're gonna we're gonna juggle two
Make it
How much chug it 70 I'm popping it
Okay, what are you gonna buy now?
I'm gonna buy you a chug jug and then we're gonna you're gonna we're gonna juggle two medkits
It's out of stock. I'm gonna buy you bigs
And then we're gonna juggle two medkits
We're gonna go to the ref
It's only 60 for
okay this job here okay here juggle the chug-jug and then carry make this you
know I'm saying yeah yeah yeah I get it I get it you're gonna pop here now pop
a lot pop the date haha bro why why is she laughing at that let's go just go
Let's go Rift.
Let's go Rift.
I literally said did not do that and I did it.
I'm retarded.
Wait I need a-
We're gonna go here.
We're going there.
We're gonna pop shocks.
I'm gonna buy more shocks.
Actually-
No, let's go.
You're fine, bro.
We're gonna go here.
We're gonna go here.
All right.
Shall I bomb them?
Yeah, bomb them.
Yeah, bomb them.
Oh, I'm retarded.
Bro, what?
Oh my god.
Oh, did my god.
oh my god only cuz we need to hit the
rift yeah it's fine leave it we're just
gonna buy patch up at this vending
actually no we're not we're gonna buy I'm
I can't I'm gonna buy more shots gang
you're from New York got a tl okay
I don't know why I'm being so indecisive, indecisive.
You from New York?
Oh my fucking god, it's out of stock.
What? Are we done?
No, we're good.
How much goddamn gold do you have?
I've formed it more. I need to get to another vending now, but we'll I need more shocks
I have six I
Think we just pop the red
Yeah, we are yeah, I'm probably making them
Getting there. I only have two shocks. I thought I could buy more but it's taken
Popper go now go now we can happen out
I'm not hugging. I'm not hugging. I'm not storm ticking.
Okay, yeah, sorry to die. Should I buy Shocks?
In battle 1? Right there?
Umm, no, it's too greedy. I have storm ticking. Yo, where about these kids? What do I do?
Just go right. Just hug the storm.
Are they gonna shoot me? Cause I'm a free pull here.
yeah free fall
I'm free falling down, this shit's not worth it
they're gonna keep me property
come on chug, okay?
wait, there might be some light there, I might greed
there it goes
we gotta go, we gotta go, can you shop?
yeah, yeah, I'm coming
just use the shop, I think
yeah
I'm gonna just keep acting hard right
hard right yeah I'm on it I'm low-key gonna shock you yeah you should do it
no the man shouldn't mean can you do me watch your head I'm stuck in the water
They saw it bro. They saw it.
Ready?
Yep.
Oh my god.
I got chipped.
You got chipped?
I mean...
Bunger what?
Yeah, there's a team ahead of us.
Yep.
I was like, babe, babe, babe.
I'll wait for you, dude.
Yeah.
Yo, this guy's back to wide open.
There am I, he just opened the net it.
Big, big, big, big.
Yeah.
Okay.
What show, how much show do you have?
Sixty and I have two big.
What show?
Okay, I have none.
I have one.
Low-key, we played that bad, with the roof.
No, I have-
Come in, come in, come in, come come come.
Three, two, one.
No, I have nothing here.
I got a-
Leave it, leave it, we got, we got a-
Oh, go, go, go, yeah.
Sharkas.
Okay.
You gotta get up the hill.
Shuck us.
Holy shit, you burned a lot.
Nice, I like this. I was going to say this.
Fine.
Get up on the tip, maybe.
I'm using billets, fuck it. I'm using them.
You're back. Thanks.
Pitching.
Fucking drollin', brother.
I need to find it. I need to find it. I need to find it.
Nice, this is good positioning.
I use a lot of builds, but we'll literally get a kill.
Yeah, we will get a kill.
What's your max?
I'm 153.5.
You have blamable?
Yeah, I'm maxed.
50's?
Let me go up more.
Yeah, there's kids under us.
Hit there.
25, wait!
That's a free lake.
Where's the top?
Head!
Head!
Nice I want to get that bro
I don't know a positioning. Yeah, I like this. I like this. It's shit. You'll get your kill
I'm one two five
You give me like I'm not gonna lie. It doesn't even we guys like we could buy up like 30 bills right now
We're still in this game. Yeah, fucking our positioning is disgusting. I love our positioning so much
I can see where they go instant on top and shit
I'm doing that right
Nothing oh
They're trying to come up
They want to say one is so bad. You can't let the scene come up. They're coming up. They're gonna come come
They'll build a I need you I need you build
Okay, can you give me minutes? What do you have?
Yeah, just put the whole truck up a problem a big watch your back watch your back, but coming on us
They're playing like just cheap play it though
It seemed under us is really horny don't like don't literally don't get fucking dead here. I'm not gonna lie our position is too good to die
Yeah, I'm low key. We gotta be careful. They might shock up. We could literally die cuz they're shocked up
Have awareness like kids could shock up and land on our heads, you know
Mm-hmm
I'm in the back, okay, yeah, let me straight in
city
They come up to you. Yeah, come on
I have one shot, okay?
They have three here, split.
Look, they just dropped.
That's good, that's good, that's really good.
I need to wear the only height.
pull back I like looking at this thing they tagged me a little bit please pull back please
fucking pull back that's great no that's great we're gonna get chopped yeah I think we're
gonna have to chop down or we could play it no we could play we're connected to the ground
good it's like I'm looking on top yeah but if we tarp this we're just gonna get chopped now we
can get we can try to get over there yeah I think we I think we like cheap tarp in then we
Stagger and land there like that. Yeah, so I'll tell the building. Yeah. No, it's yeah, we could just never do a shot
Okay, I'm just looking but on our mirror
You get up there. Yeah
When we get a kill we're gonna have to go for it though
Okay, keep running here
Okay, we're gonna land on someone's head. I didn't be so shocked. I didn't be so shocked. Let's go
I
Now I'm like there. Yeah, I connected to the zone
No, I just keep up right. I think we give it give it up. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Do you get up? Yeah, I could
Afraid of this shit. They're right. I like this. I like this
oh yeah this team's looking bro don't repeat okay yeah don't repeat the same
stack you can't die yeah how many shots yeah that's so good we need to get up
there we need to get up there yeah I've won yeah go up play together same
ramp same ramp same ramp and they really just get to our old builds and we
went I have one shot bro we got a spray though we got to get ready to start and
looking down I'm looking down you one shot I think we just soul shot there no I
I can't I can't so I'm sick of it. Okay. We're gonna go up go up. I'm training
500-600 180 we're good. I bitch them. Can you go up?
I'm with you. Okay. I'm here. I'm here. We win the game. Yeah, I'm gonna tank and mantle it. Yeah. Yeah, get there
Go go go go up we go up
Here and
No, did you get it come on come on monkey monkey. Yeah, that's right. Oh my god. I just we got a fucking spray
I know I have a hundred light in my bro
Still dirty up everyone's gonna die here. I know I know I know
How many bats yeah, it's full of those that's not good. That's not good. I'm not sure we should go down
We should go down a little bit. Yeah
I'm not going to the team under us. Let's try to use this kid. Do you have any shocks?
I'm on you here. Look look look play money
I'm a building. I'm like this. I'm like this. Yeah, I have three bills to go
Yeah
30 can we get him
I'm no light
We're gonna chop. We're gonna chop. We gotta go down
I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna, get him, get him!
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it,
what, you got him, you got him, you got him, you got him, you won't get him.
Oh my God.
I think you killed him.
He just shot me in his box. I had no map, I couldn't do anything.
Okay, I'm on a high, top 11...
It's okay.
Top 11?
Ho ho ho ho ho!
What the fuck was that?
Dude, it's just like, we're making it like him.
Yeah, I can't fucking get a kill.
Like there's no refreshes!
Am I just...
None, bruh!
How's there no refreshes I just for nine points off the call nine points but
like bro it's like that's so free we're on the height they shoot me into the
box I won the 180 one refresh one refresh we win that game not all you said
dead I even look at him yeah I mean no no you're good don't worry bro like my
not even like glazing myself like my I chills my I chill it's there bro I I
I just think also we're always going to that vending for the riff if it pulls max
I'm not doing that bullshit like we're like has it I'm hesitant cuz yeah, okay?
That game is kind of stacked
Really one one top three and we're top 50
We're gonna get it.
Okay.
See you soon, Loe- Loe- Loe-ee?
Looootyyyy!
They said play more aggressive.
Well, maybe you need carry.
I don't know.
Like we didn't get any kills.
I like- We had at least one by-
Did you see?
I mean we were just playing.
I mean we were just like, hi.
Yeah.
I just think we need it.
But like what?
Like maybe like you suck.
But like I don't- I think we played that perfectly.
If we just had a little more builds.
Like if we didn't have such shit builds in the beginning of the game.
builds like if we didn't have such shit builds in the beginning of the game like
we went into that height height with not good build you know I'm saying mm-hmm
now you're right
like I was like one two two or one two five so like that was part of the reason
plus like we both know we need a refresh so and like I don't know that was just
a fucking that was a weird game
We're asking am I right I'm just 80 HD touch you feel me
You feel me I'm gonna go on a big talk right now in the air
I like that we're calling by the way
Don't show on these kids. Oh, I know that kid
to actually apply rituals in our game I don't know if we're on wrong on okay go
it I literally think I put you on to the best
drop in the game I know now I need to get some kills now we need to get some
yeah with me knowing this one yeah
yeah perfect you did like to be fair like
we're these games have been really
fucking weird though I'm not gonna lie
yeah low key like that game I literally
don't think there's any opportunity to
get a kill the other game like Peter
Bob was in our game the game was just
dead we just played out on ads
Things up in here
Yes, sir
I want to get some carnage started tonight. Yeah, that
Like I'm over. No, it's just me here. The fuck
You see any ducks or no, okay go to this facts look just so we get even more
There's like barrels and stuff is five barrels in I got the duck I got the duck
I got the duck. I got the duck. I got the duck. I got the duck. Guess what? Your boy got the duck. Anybody go inside.
Where is it bro? I already have 2000 gold. It's right next to the vending machine.
Sorry, it just sometimes takes a long time to get me used to it.
Not bad, it's all good.
Bro, every pull, it's doing the same shit.
We're gonna execute the skin, good job.
We're gonna get fragged in this game.
For both maven, love it.
it you get all the gold I'm ready to get the gold without that
okay like holy shoot have three thousand four thousand gold it's the same
fucking pole
We're not cursed too much. What do you think? It's all good. You're from New York
Yeah
Bring Apple it dropped Apple down dude
It's not gonna give up 15 now. No shot by the rapid SMG killed him. I don't know what you want to go now
Yeah, I bought three bigs. I dropped three bigs at three bigs in the children
Okay
What do you want to do? No, I don't know maybe we do the med kits again, and then we buy the med kits right by the rest
No, man, I meant I meant maybe we buy the choke drug right by the rest like what we've been doing
No way, I should have bought some GM. Oh, I had by the way, I had Max's in GM. Oh, you didn't buy any
what you should lowkey let's go now let's I'm not making that mistake let's
we can double go SMG let's just max it out yeah yeah cuz I had just don't spend
too much for like good to know that's no because I bought SMG I'd buy 100 you
you said that
okay um what i said smg yep you said smg right it's some extra got me some
go here let's take it all man are you buying meds yeah i'm getting
Okay, and I'm right now here. We'll just pop them
You need to know you know get a lot of gold. I know right?
Okay, so I'm gonna carry three medkits. Yeah, you can you just get a double chug jug
Okay, we'll have we'll do for fuck. I need for so I need some
All right, you know how I'm gonna talk to you. I
Also fucked up with the shots because that a sock, so I gotta be careful
It's not very well here, I don't know how to get it.
Ashing? It's okay.
Well, this one should be fully charged over here.
We'll go here at this, right?
We'll go to Jamaica to bring you wherever you go.
Let's see if she can come along with me.
That's up to you, everyone.
Let's go in here.
What do you want to do?
I'm marking for me.
Ready?
You ready?
You ready?
Get out!
You ready?
Get out!
Yo, you hear me?
Yeah, man.
Cause baby we got that.
Day's hot chicken after this.
It's game's so dead.
I know bro.
This is the one bro.
Let's just like win this game.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
the one bro let's just like win this game okay what I'm saying
hey what yeah how much goby about three kag 3.3 kag okay if there's a golden
estimate in there or a pump just please buy it to me yeah and I'm gonna buy more
my kids and then we're gonna there's I don't know where the button is that we
thing going on. We're gonna go hit Rift again.
Did you get S-M-E? I didn't see it.
What was it? It's a gold one, 1500. Thank you very much sir.
Appreciate you
Why do you keep carrying that shitty rapid just grab like it grab like an AR over that
Okay, what do you want to do now?
See literally the same thing we've been doing ever again. We're gonna go to that rip spot. We're gonna go to the
Okay, can you like like land better or like how me land better?
I mean I feel like we're I mean you just went early, but like I don't think it was that big of a deal
I've run through a lot of chugs, I've been through a lot of mats.
Well you just, I mean you could have landed, you should have landed in Storm I would say.
Yeah. Instead of landing.
Do you-
Yeah I just gotta make it, I'm in Poppy.
I might have been Poppy Chucks this game, I might have been chanceing it. Plus we have, we have all the time.
We're really early this game, so we're chillin'.
Yes we are.
Yes we are Dany.
I just VIP'd fun.
oh my god no problem glane you deserve it you deserve it girl you pop action
Yeah, I did let's pick the up
We're gonna go here
Everything
I'm so stacked let's win this game bro. I know there was some play. I wanna abuse like I want to spray bro.
Yeah only good teams I think ritual and...
I was gonna say ritual but I spin on that kid.
Oh no Vino's in this game also.
Oh that kid's pretty good. I could do this.
Now you're better bro. You're the big Jeff.
I
Jumping I don't know what a pop chugging jumping
He's running we should jump in chocolate
Fuck him in ass
Coming funny every shot you think it's worth
Go to the vending in front of me
It's all she needed in our back
Have floor shot
We're ready game placement. Yeah, I'll buy you more shocks
I'll make it
I'm gonna buy a chug jug here, so
We could
Who's that noise?
They have a coral reef bladder?
Oh, that's me.
I didn't hear anything.
Let's go, we could literally...
We could sit here longer if you want.
We could play for the half an hour.
How much gold do you have?
I don't know, it's so good.
Okay, got the extra shocks?
Okay, let's just sit here.
Okay.
Yeah, let's just sit here.
Oh no, I lied, I lied.
I'm gonna bomb medkits and then sit at...
Rift.
Shall we do it in good or bad?
How are we doing so far?
What the hell?
I don't know, they gotta play a little bit.
Gotta let my chat mirror-nate.
Okay, right here.
100, 120, 180, 180, he's so bad!
180, can we get him?
Thank you, thank you.
I'm not bad.
Let's get to 180 on the left.
Look at him.
Shot?
What are you doing?
leave him leave him leave him
I'm getting these back to you gotta go
okay I'm gonna come up there and chug and then
carry them in
okay
there's only one man
oh shit
it's fine
you're so bad bro
I'm not killing me
here come
I'm gonna just take a rest but we gotta go
you know what's the thing I'm going to do apparently
yeah
ooh that's good
he pulled
right in here
I got shot
I got started twice
Reloading
What should I fall I
Don't want to get keyed but hop here make it. We get keyed by vino. We gotta just play two here
I'm a bit. I have an extra thought now. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't think we will get keyed. I hope not
Yeah, they said they're in battle woods, bro
chill bro oh the weather the weather the weather I'm getting a vibe that they're
okay I still need to be better with this cuz it's like I think you should uh wait
Hey, kill's good.
Sixty?
You need to pop wades.
Yeah, I'm gonna pop my chug, dude.
It's getting so good.
Yeah, it's getting so good, everything.
Thanks so much, placement.
You don't see that?
No, don't open. Don't even open.
We're really not gonna get, we're not gonna kill him.
I don't think we should open. I mean, it's up to you, but I don't think, like, if we get fried, like, we're just getting, we're literally just gonna get...
to keep ready straight 20 out
stay closed it pulls this way though we
should go instant let me see we'll go out
of wall okay low key should that's okay
again balls gonna say let's look you just
go dead side now but it's fine we're gonna
go like left okay like the way I'm
looking like northeast
okay gonna just pre-play it see what
you're one big I know you take a big
One big and one big.
One big and one full chug.
Ready?
I come.
Oh.
Still ready?
Come.
Yeah go.
Run right.
We're gonna wrap.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'll light, I'll light, I'll light.
Still up.
Oh you're knowing what you're doing.
Come.
Where are you?
I'm just sliding.
Yeah bending.
I'm dead.
No you're dead.
I mean a lot of seats
So just uh, so the fuck in it, you know, I should have just, uh, I gambled
Fuck, well, I'm shocked again
I'm dating a 17 year old
Yeah, that's Jeff. Why do you have a maven?
I don't know, but you're dating a 17 year old?
Pop-chug-chug, pop-chug-chug
Why don't you want to move right now?
I feel like you're gonna shoot on me
You just need to be weird about that
How do they know you're flying?
Cause they killed you
Oh, me?
Yeah bro, you're fucking Asian jazz duo.
I need a clutch bro, we're cooking.
Fuck bro, I know.
I went to try to get to you but then they just jumped me and I was stuck in the
fucking vending machine builds.
We should have just double shocked into zone
farther.
Chad, is Vino lurking on me?
oh no you don't think he's peter by the shit weak ass teaming
weak ass duo
yeah this game is so good maybe go instant i can't maybe still
are they on you
i would go right like now
you probably want to play front
check off your body no it's in storm
no you're good what
I'll run right no run right and then and then there you go
watch your back I need to get out there
I don't think that you gotta break out but then
give me a second
what the fuck
you good, don't rush anything
nice though
good job, so many kids are dying
try to get like a top 10
i will, i will try my best though
top 10, we're gonna definitely be in qual
holy fuck
I don't know, you're going to get the kill, kill the money maker.
Jeff, let me see the crazy, let me see something crazy bro.
So many solos.
Yeah, you have good builds.
Come on, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.
Oh my god, that's right.
We're almost there.
You might be able to just run it, but you might want to just jump.
Be careful, that team might look for you.
Yeah, there's a team in there.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Okay, watch your wall, yeah.
Oh my god, where's my winner set?
Okay.
Oh my god, top ten team.
Where the fuck? I'm washed, bro.
It's not the same anymore.
It's not the same.
Okay, we fell off the wall.
okay we fell off yeah we okay we're 20 points off the floor you want to guess
that and then you want to keep I mean sure do you want to do that we get like
I mean I don't even think that was the problem but yeah no we could definitely
look for our pills how the fuck yo how the fuck that lose my fucking skills
What the fuck?
I lost everything.
I lost everything.
I lost everything.
I just, just just died.
What do you think?
Y'all, this is embarrassing.
I don't know if I'm a player.
Oh, that's so, so sad.
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Do you like the stuff I got here?
Yeah, you're lucky it fits you.
I need to play more, yeah, you're right.
That's the only thing you can, bro.
Of course, I'm just going to play.
Wait, it's a skin.
I need to go to the next skin.
I need to go to the next skin.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, bro, Jeff, we're on it.
Jeff, we're only 20 points off.
We're full challenge.
20 points off.
Oh, yeah.
I'm on my way.
I need to go to the next skin.
I need a sweaty skin, I need a sweaty skin.
So he's going for the last game?
Yeah, let's match this game.
Let's go.
I need this one.
Ashley?
I don't have Zeddy.
I'm too broke.
How about this one?
I do not have that.
You don't want to keep doing what we're doing?
I mean, if we just didn't get keyed,
I mean, I feel like we win that game.
Yeah.
I mean, we can keep going when we're going.
I want to, like, you know how I hit a kill
when it didn't zone?
I want to, like, do more of a key.
Yeah, I'm the only reason I said get off of it is because it was going to be too thick and we already have warning.
Like if we stole that out, we're just dead to storm.
I mean, that was just, I'm not gonna lie, we should have just read it. We should have just got the, we just played too safe.
We have 5-5-5.
Max shocks.
Let's roll these kids off spawn.
I swear to God, bro. No, it's...
No, we're winning, bro. We're fucking winning this game.
Yeah, I'm fried.
You and I should get a coach to do quality.
We got a game plan now.
Our game plan is good.
We're just not executing good.
Yeah.
Like the end game.
We don't need a coach at all.
We just need to fucking execute.
And we're only 20 points off the quality.
It's not like we're cutting.
Bro, if you like don't play the game, you're an ass.
That's what it was.
Do you play this game?
Not like I used to.
Runcon again, I think.
Yeah, I think we're just overconfident.
Let's just fucking win, bro.
Yeah, let's just win, bro.
We're oncon for like the 100th time.
Let's just win.
Let's just win.
Let's just win.
Let's just win.
Let's just win.
Guys, we're not gonna even push for it.
We're not gonna even push for it
It's just like we're just 20 points behind the wall
We literally haven't had one good leaking it
And we're 20 points off and centric's died first like back to back
Some dumb shit
We'll keep in
in my shit that's all good oh I got keep up I got fucked by vino the blank shot
it's terrible
you trying to ducks it?
it's always in the pool I swear
yeah there is
I got it, it's all, I've done it in the pool 20 times
I think girls are nerfing
I'm easing, no, I'm easing Jeff's coming back right now.
This fucking game, mark my words, you're winning, mark my word.
Come back to this when we win.
Mark my words, I'm winning, I'm not winning, I'm squealing on the wind and I'm keeping
my eyes open and shit.
I'm walking in.
What'd you say?
I'm walking in
I got you a gift but like I need like I need like primaries you go in from go in from no I need like primaries
Yeah, I'm fried
I got 3,500 gold and you know what I bought, my chug jugs, you ready to go to the other
penny machine?
Oh my goodness, let's go buy you another one, let's go pat over there.
Do you have a good loot?
I just got a chug jug out of the chest, I'm just trying to get one more.
Big
Okay, let's box a medal then go dude. I just got a going pump
You want my gun
Um.
Come on.
Come on.
I need SMG.
Do you need SMG?
No.
There's a kid right here. Kid right here. Can we get him? Are you shopping?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna shop him.
He's all here.
Okay.
Yeah, they're just playing weird coming back
It's gone so bad. Yeah, there's more shots. It's just one metal
I'm a grab bear
So three W go yeah, two thousand we're falling
Want to go check the other venting for what do you want as a team?
So you need it you're not scared. I'm buying another
I'm like greedy bro, I could buy so many shows
You can do double chose up 3000 gold
game. I'm gonna keep playing like this bro it's just like from the dome shit. Bro it's just no
our end game just needs to be there but like bro I mean if we keep getting to end game eventually
we're gonna get a top fucking top. No we're gonna win the game. No like I actually can't
Yeah, I'm pop-up out of the battle, I'm repolling this game, so we're just gonna pop up later.
Then we literally, we go literally straight ahead.
I mean, no, we should go. We're gonna need a little surge.
What's your deals?
Chug jug and kill me.
Perfect. You know why, so we gotta be careful.
I have two chug jugs.
Worst case we use a chug jug, I guess.
How much SMG do you have?
No SMG, I have a Hunter around.
Let's go fucking...
Let's go to the other venting.
I have a...
a Warf Warf was so awful.
It's not bad.
Just not really far range.
I might have to pop a Chug Chug.
I think we...let's pop a Shot.
Let's stay at the Shot.
Let's pop a Shot, buddy.
Let's get them at the venting.
You wanna kill them?
Pop a chug and we can fight him for the venue.
They don't know where he's on.
Look, they're so bad, they're coming to us.
They're coming this way.
This is no more shock on him.
Three, two, one, go.
Hunter, what are you shooting at?
Yeah, kill the other kid, kill the other kid.
I'm going to the parking, I'm going to the parking.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Other ones behind you, watch out.
He's running in.
I'm here, I'm here.
Hunter, spot him.
Nice.
On you.
Yeah, I'm gonna fight him. Got it?
What?
Watch your head.
I killed him.
No, you're crazy.
I thought you were gonna die from all the kids.
I thought I was gonna die.
Two on the show, Doug.
Don't say it. Why am I being a pussy, bro?
You're fucking crazy, bro.
Double show, Doug.
You're crazy, bro.
You want to go hit the venting there's so many chugs here
You don't want to hit the other venting for SMG. Yeah, we read that one go
Yeah, I mean we could check it. Why not? They look you got fish for a minute like they were running or something shit
Wait check is this a are good or no
We're forage. It's not it's a golden one. Okay. It's okay
Probably it's a pretty good
There's so many bigs here, I'm scared.
That's a big please.
Yes!
Yes!
You wanted some G?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'll buy you one.
Wait, no, I need to buy gold.
How much gold do you have?
1600.
Yeah, I bought you one.
It's a rapid actually.
Oh, I don't want to.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm stacked.
Let's go, bro.
Double charge.
Oh wait, where's this gear?
Where's this?
It's in the middle.
Here, pop my gold.
I was bought.
I am on.
Are we tanking or what?
Yeah
I'm no gold, no
I'm 1400
That's so good
Oh, I love to keep on an extra one
What?
I sell 1400 gold at times
I bought an extra one
You kept saying it was in the middle, how do you even get there?
It's the middle for that to me
Hey, how did...
You bought at the end, how do you get to the...
I'm confused
I wanna fight everybody, okay?
You cannot hold me back, okay?
If you're gonna give me a go in pump, you gotta let me fight.
Alright, you can play whatever you want.
You gotta win though.
No matter what.
Pump, Chug, Jug.
Pop this one, then I'm popping.
Pop, pop.
Yeah, I'm fried.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'm fried.
I've been-
And then throw it after.
I know someone's probably thinking shit, Nick.
They're just so excited for my leaving trip.
Okay.
I might, I chatchest four guys and me from this loot right now.
Hmm.
I'm gonna frag out for you.
Okay.
Frag out for me, bro.
You need your chunks though.
How much is in it?
40.
There you go.
Let's just go yeah
That should go bro
I'll just buy a patch up bro
Give me a patch up
Can you go?
There's three men's here
Here
You gotta go bro
You're maxed out?
I got five actually but it's whatever
Wait I can buy you
No we gotta go
We'll get a kill bro
I have the best deal in the freaking video game right now
let's just let's just suck at the end of this
let's try to get deep here
alright
you should mark where we're going because last game we died because of that
yeah I will
I think we're on blinding.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
We're gonna, we gotta get deep here.
Careful of the bush.
Run on the left, dude.
Get in front of us.
I'm not shooting.
I wanna shoot him.
Can you shoot him?
Hmm.
Wait, on a bear.
Yeah.
Here, pop a chop.
He's gonna get me.
Get a kill.
Um.
Get a double chop job now.
Double chop.
On our right.
Here, I'm gonna edit.
Kill is good.
Three.
No, that's so well to do it to do
Ready
We would I need a hundred and then a hundred
Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine
Able, tell Gwynny to lay down.
Watch me.
Wanna go?
She's watching me now.
We gotta lock him.
We gotta lock him, we gotta lock him, we gotta lock him.
Tell him I tried to say the Holy Loop.
At least I need a good band. Let me come over.
What's your loot right now?
350 chug jugs, 6 chucks, 4 chaggers.
Yeah, motherfucker, we will.
Okay, bro.
Where do we save him?
I already got him.
I'm gonna go right.
Yeah, come.
Talk to them all, right?
We could run for now.
Don't trust this.
Don't trust this, buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
We should shock him, son of a friend.
Right there?
Yeah.
right there I'm gonna go like straight down
yeah this way on it get on your lap don't even shoot these kids in front of us
you're sliding on me? you want more right or you want to go where that can land?
just fell here
just do like 360 or something
there's probably gonna be a guy on the back right?
I'm not hurt
can you get up on the right? I'm looking back for you
go go go go go
this is massive right
let's just hold our back now
and then we have full right side
yeah, I like that
or we can keep going and wear our wraps
nah let's just stay
I won't be eliminated bro
I'm just griefing a little
here I think we should wrap it bro
cause there's like a little melon and shit
I don't eat this
I think he's back.
Just a close back, guaranteed a go instantly.
Yeah, how many shots you have?
Six.
Can you hit?
Did you hit all the way on height?
There is.
I split you.
I have about six now.
Okay.
Okay, let's wait.
Okay, let's wait.
You just got on me, guaranteed a go instantly.
Yeah.
Like I had, trying to get down.
I'm gonna be a gun back then.
I don't.
I'm killing the wrong one.
Okay, I have awareness.
I'm wrong, I don't like this.
I actually like this because we'll pull.
We'll pull.
Actually, I actually like this because we're told I mean, we're fucking golden
It's your Jeff
Ready go go go go shopping
You don't know yeah, yeah, watch your left
We're gonna edge it edge it edge it watch your back. Hmm. Maybe we don't go up
Keep coming in you know
Why are you looking at me, why are you shooting at me?
Yeah, we should drop the thing.
Are you sure?
I mean, what do you want?
Can you drop?
Yeah, yeah, where are you?
Where are you? In?
Oh, shit.
He's coming.
We can line up so I don't get fried.
Yeah, it's fine.
Is it still up there?
Yo, can we double-strike kids, bro?
Come to me.
Yeah, come to me come to me
3, 2, 1, go
Wait, under us, under us, yeah, under us
Yep, add doubles
You see there are all dogs here, bro
20
Howdy
Thank you, chef
That should be more conservative
I'll get a kill, I'll get a kill
1, 2, 5
1, 2, 5
Yeah
Let's double source me
We'll get a kill, I guarantee you.
Oh, no!
Oh, it's good, Zodra.
Yeah, we just keep playing hard right.
There's no one like North right now.
Yeah, I know.
Garrett didn't go instantly to pulse.
We could go out of town here.
It wasn't fun.
Someone's south on the wood on top.
I think it goes down.
I think it's pretty good.
I shot him.
I shot him.
On you?
I shot him.
50, one shot.
One shot.
30, wait, 30, wait, 30, wait.
Kill him.
He's right.
30, wait.
No, he fell into the dungeon.
Just see me, see me.
Wait, he's still here.
He's still here.
Yeah, dead in it.
told you bro, this gun is so good
on high on high, 2 nails, 2 nails
nice, you're crazy, one more
we gotta go, we gotta go, come come come now now now, wow everyone's distracted
8 out of cone, you gotta back
uh, I'm boxing here, I'm boxing here on this tip
and then I'm gonna wait for you
okay, ready? 3, 2, 1, go
I didn't go anywhere, I'm gonna use my own
play yourself, play yourself
I'm praying to skip for you, Hunter, he should fuck off now
crazy guys so good bro you're so good here you ain't chugging them no how much
like you have we should keep spraying kids we're gonna get another kill I have
a free kill bro come to me now no no no no no let it expand first let me go up
so free now do it now do it okay this wall okay try to cross three two one
30 white. No, he's spraying at us.
They're right. I leave it.
He's looking for another dulcer.
Other ones? Eddie?
Shot him out?
No.
We need to get off the shitty ass later this time.
Back up, back up, back up.
I ditched him back.
I think we'll be fine. We can stay on the shitty layer. It's fine.
Is it scary?
Just do it from a mile away, I think.
Go, across, across, go.
I got a hounder, yeah.
I'm out now, are you good?
I'm good, I can bob you.
You're like a kid dying right here, bro.
Good!
Nice, you're crazy.
How do you kill him?
Come, come.
Come back, come back, come back.
I don't know.
Okay, we need to stop in here. Stop in here.
Well, open softbox. Yep, it's on.
All right, we have light.
Clear it. It's middle.
Clear it.
Oh, no, no, we got it to go.
Clear the softbox.
Yeah. I have it though. It's so free.
No, it's not free.
I have no more shots. No more shots.
You got pick, I split.
Crop, okay. I have slowly met.
No, we're gonna shock you. We're gonna shock you, man.
Okay.
Up.
On top of the window?
Yeah, I have it, I had it go.
Dead.
I need it, dead.
Keep going.
There's my dip.
Oh my god.
Whatever.
Oh shit.
Watch out.
I got you.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Come on.
Just left it.
Yeah.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You have five shots.
You're five shots, you're stagged, bro.
I got this. I'm gonna cut down. I'm gonna cut down. You're good. You're good. You're good.
I got this.
I play solo soon, bro. You're good.
Lot of...
There's a lot of solos. Almost half a lobby solo, by the way.
No.
Ten teams of solos.
I have wood, height is going to spray me soon, try to peek out, there you go.
You can mark them?
Yeah, I'm marking them, I'm marking them.
I
Wild fuck just tell your
Like these kids are you gonna play jokes up here
Yo Jeff so many kids are dying I know kids are on my dick
Nice Jeff. Like bro these crystal skins are on my penis bro. I'm 100. I know I
tried I had a previous I placed the wall and you got fucked. Yeah I'll try to get
you up bro it's so awkward. Dude why are you so horny for me bro? Yeah we're off.
I know what we're off to. Yeah like we're not even playing good bro like we're
Yeah, dude, you know what I'm saying?
I just, I was so awkward.
We're seven points off of Koal.
Seven points?
We're gonna stop fucking fighting.
We're gonna save skin, because I'm gonna keep getting targeted.
Right.
Yeah.
You knew that was the funniest part, Koal, so we started laughing.
I know, bro.
I know.
Oh my god, bro.
Like these are literally wins.
Listen, you need to clear up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hey.
You want me to make it?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
You want me to make it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Yo, Jeffrey.
Can you look up places?
Oh, God, Chad, it's cooked, bro.
Wait, I think it's on the...
Huh?
Yo, what's that?
Yo, let's get a can of green.
Yeah, yo, go, uh...
Go, go, go, uh, Harley Quinn.
You have Harley Quinn?
Harley Quinn?
Okay.
Not the bathing suit one.
Get back to work.
The...
Which one?
This one?
uh yeah from muck along oh wait no muck line we got locked in we got locked no that was a good
game though that was a great game no it was just we're just not playing better it just it just
should be better that's a good free i i think we just give it up though after the drop i wanted
i wanted to get and i'm i'm getting out and then i know it's just like we're wearing the comic
because we're both focused on trying to get it yeah now i get we're telling
though i mean yeah we're not playing good and we're five points off the floor i mean
how many kills do you have a lot of kills also um six
uh hello hello six i said six no no no sorry this i took forever to load into the game
I know bro, got so many kills with them and you put me on the best drop spot so now I'm
gonna land here and sell those.
uh they're gonna say like i'm gonna drop your ass and then
and yeah
Wait, you need like 300 points you said?
Yeah, we need like 300
300 okay
Like 300 and we're fucking like we're great for tomorrow
Okay, and we're only seven points off quarter now
Yeah
All right, buddy, I think we might be calm this game. Maybe not though
just roll these kids we can play out we could play out three games perfectly
so yes you can
ever calm this game
with double calm
No, they're not coming. Unless it's kids in the right.
No.
Are we con?
No.
And then they might be like,
What the fuck is that?
Bro, I might have just put us on to like the mother load of drops.
Literally, we need the mother load.
I think it'll work.
Oh, I just got a, I just got a ball card.
So it's like a thousand meters away.
I don't get fast, yeah, I should ask.
I think we're all...
Yeah, this game, Loki, just so we get even more gold and loot, go to that back split I've been telling you to go.
Like, fuck the key card. Let me do the key card. We're both dead. You'll get the guns.
The back split?
My guy, he looked at the good pump, so...
Don't go to vault?
Don't go to vault. Let me get vault. Just so we see more thongs.
Okay. What's the back split?
like
It's not like crazy
Okay, I mean we have the loot every game just some dumb shit
Say seal that game though, I wish we yeah better
I would have been at least up to like 10 kill one if he fucking survived there cuz we would have been stacked as fuck
I'm not gonna lie those kids did not leave you alone though
I know, I'm not gonna lie to you
And I hit 100 too so I thought he was gonna leave me alone but
Yeah, yeah
Shit's crazy these days, you feel me?
Don't get lurked under
Yeah, I'm not
Pop Shocks to get back if you have them up strong yes sir. Yes, thirsty
You get to go get
I don't feel like you're gonna get lost on this.
Yeah, I do feel.
But although like no one has came close to us anyway,
knock on wood.
Knock on wood.
Alright, I'm ready to come back.
I got everything under you.
No, man, it was actually talks on there.
Where is the duck?
He's cool.
Is it?
Ask me.
You check the pool?
Yeah.
Wait, I think.
I didn't check that I didn't find it down here where is the dog wait a minute
That'd be right here
No, it's not here either. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
It's in the aquarium put it in bro
It's pretty good
Put it in daddy the purple SZ. I'm gonna do it bro. Okay
I don't know do you have zero I'm out of purpose mark. I know I'm caring about a lot of trouble chug
You wait for that you double John Doug already. I'm gonna buy it once you get those
All right, let's go.
Lalalalalalalalalalalala.
Okay, we're low-key. Like, we're running out of here.
I have mech goods.
Okay, what do you want to work?
Um, buy some GMO.
I need shocks.
I have mechs already.
I'm 225. I'm 224. I thought this game.
Let's go to the crate so we're riding cap and metal. How much do you have?
I have 300.
Okay, we have double purple left.
Double chug, double purple left. What's happening again?
Green pump.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah purple pop!
Yeah!
Damn Jeffery!
Damn Jeffery!
Can we win this game bro?
I know bro.
I'm about to fall asleep bro.
Let's win this game bro.
Maybe we need to play low ground bro.
We haven't even got to a point where we can go low ground.
We're getting like tense.
I'll help you, I'll help you, I know how to fix it.
I mean that game probably just leave the kill, like get the kill and just get the hell out.
There's no point in fighting for that loot.
I guess that was really it.
There's gonna full wrap all the way right, okay, we're gonna get all the we're literally gonna get up there
I've to get gold we're gonna go to the vending in front of us lucky published. I'm popping a shot
In farm
I'm hungry too, no I'm not, no I'm not, how many calories do you need today?
Right now I'm not tracking, I'm just diving bro, that's good, I'm tracking, oh there's
a kid on the bedding, oh it's a chest, it's a chest, I thought it was tracking me, wait
how much go do you have?
2000, and what are you gonna buy?
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a chug jug.
And jug of the medkits.
You have max gold? Oh, it's out of stock.
Yeah, I got max gold.
How many chugs do you have?
Six.
I don't want to be in zone 1, I want to just go to zone 2.
It's trust me now.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna buy bigs.
And then I'm gonna juggle two medkits.
I need a little more, I need a little more, I'm sweating, I'm so hungry.
It's okay bro, you know.
You don't do it.
You know bro.
Definitely, I'm going through.
The boss, is he giving anything?
Yeah, what is she carrying?
What gun?
I don't know.
Just show them that.
Just leave it.
No, I said go away.
No, dude.
You can really mess it up.
Just carry him.
here you should go to the net let's go to this one then yeah let's pop a shot
I'm up there these make it so then you pop a shot yeah it's fine okay I'll just
play mech he's at the bending
I'm in that area.
Yeah.
How about more sparks?
We need to get aggressive this game.
Alright, I'm two chug jugs.
Two chug jugs too.
I'm 5x5. Looks like it's getting wicked, bro.
It's just a pretty air gun.
Let's just like fight here for some truth.
Get the freeze, but like let's not greet the blue unless we can easily get it.
Yeah, not through there.
I'm down and just jumping him right now, I'm stacked.
I got a full load out.
I'm going right side, I'm trying to look for someone.
I'm not going to lie Jeff, I think we just played.
I think we just chill.
Let's see if I can find a big kid or something.
Is he in this house?
No, I'm not gonna out. I should sketch.
Oh my god, you did it.
That's like, crazy, bro.
Oh, fuck.
I'm back.
545.
Come on, you son of a...
Yup, someone's here.
Someone's dead.
Yeah, they're crouching on us. They're crouching on us. What's your fee?
They're like they're right there you see them. Yeah
They like down up come just suck us
I'm getting a good ass be how what about you?
We're so weird. Get us in, buddy. On my back.
Good. Tryna find this. You got on me, too. Get out.
All right, all right, hop. Hurry!
Can you put it on?
Hello? Can you hear me?
No.
Holy fuck, bro.
Who the fuck just does that I mean he had 12 kills like I hit him 185
No, I'll be back you sir. Oh
My god, bro
That's such a waste of time
Now we have to key trap, right?
Chad like how the fuck that I just blew it up for 30 minutes and then the game just over like that
such a vibe Joe that's such a vibe Joe
good ghost rich mom who else is having his life
he takes everything
who's in the back of the room that's Gwen chat but I need like I don't understand
I don't want I'm stacked really bad team. I don't know let up that's just
They had one of you thought
Should have played with Jason
What is Jason even doing here?
Open my face and took my camera for Gwen. I don't want to play
I'm his sister. I
I don't want to play any more chat, this is a waste of time.
You have 35 minutes.
Yeah, I'm going to get a stack.
You're in a game.
I'm hungry.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah, Jeff, we need a fucking win, bro. Fuck, bro.
We literally...
Bro, I went back to you and there was just a kid on your...
Like, he just had your wall. That had to be a tier one. I'm not calling.
That kid had, like...
Um...
That kid who fucking killed me had 13 kills.
I think we're calm.
play a fucking whole ass game was just for that shit to happen I know I think we
just I think we've got a better way I don't we get back to it's like like we're
just shocked on kids and fried them that's indeed I mean sure like we have
to be more good
I mean like bro, unkind bro, come on.
Every game.
This is embarrassing.
Locked in bro.
I know, I know, I know.
Man, they just got fucked.
They just got shit on.
I've been on a low everything long time.
I just need a snack so I have to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I just need a snack so I have energy now.
Dude you saw I hit him in 185?
Yeah bro I'm not gonna, I gotta be pissed on.
They could have 13 kills.
You know who it was?
no I gotta be tier one though
but there's no tier one beside us
we are the tier ones
where do you find the ducks?
I didn't find it back here
water, water, shit
it's not back here either
am I missing something?
let's end strong
yeah suspicious boy come here yo we got to just get to 300 and we're good
we got this game a key game and then we're on the side here
and honestly we depending on this game we could probably play out those
G.Gib. Yeah. Just one again.
I'm grabbing versus there. I have two thousand gold and I need to get
Okay, I have 3000 gold, and I need to get, I don't care rapid burst dude, I need a striker,
do you think you're a striker?
Yeah, I did.
Where?
Let's go to the other vent here.
Fuck yeah, I'm buying the rapid.
I'm double-charted.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
I need a striker, let's go to the venting, and let's get wicked bro.
get wicked bro like I'm telling you but we got to like we're better fighters than
we think bro yeah you know like I'm on zero pain bro like we got to get active
bro like it's you got to get active bro yeah we're 30 points behind 30 point
behind yeah which is nothing considering we have even made an end game
exactly bro like light work bro like I didn't say bro who's gonna carry the
Who's going to carry the log? You are. You know what I'm saying?
The votes in the logs?
Yes, from the votes out of any right now, as you speak.
Ashley, I'm going to go back here first.
I want to get a little bit more loot because I need a Shrikeer.
Make sure you fill me with loot.
Yep. I'll be in the slum.
I'll be in the slum.
This build back here, there's going to be some kids back here.
You ready, TiteShoot?
They are murder.
I'm going to swim, okay? I'm going to lurk on them.
They're out there.
I have a thousand gold.
There they are.
There they are.
Oh my god.
Should I run?
Shuck out.
Yeah, suck out.
I don't even talk to you.
Come back to the UI.
Oh my god.
And I got run.
How the fuck did he hit me?
Oh my god, bro.
Who sits there?
He's dead.
They're so horrible
They have dog shit sitting in a fucking
He wasn't even in the house by the way
He was sitting behind
I've never seen that before
Whatever, we can play out too, regardless
It's fine
Fuck
True out, I was gonna swim because like
Yeah, no, but I mean swim or not
I mean, we're doing the same movement now, we're just going to...
270, 270.
Bro, this shit's just toast, bro.
Y'all have 30 minutes, bro?
Bro, I don't even know, Chad. I don't even know, bro.
I really don't even know.
Like this shit's just, I don't even know.
Okay, so 35 for each game.
Can you get 70 points?
Oh my phone died.
I really need 100 points bro.
Another.
We got this.
Literally two fucking end games.
100 points and day two we're gonna play way better.
Yeah, I agree.
I think we should play like in this position.
I'm down down, yeah.
I mean, I don't even know why they're there, to be honest.
Okay, but think about it. How long was, how long were, like, was Storm a thing?
And then second off, they're literally sitting here, out of all fucking places.
Like, I would get, okay, I would get if there's camping bending or something.
Yeah.
But they're literally camping, like, this fucking mini island.
I know, shit's crazy, bro.
I
Shit is that as crazy, bro, let's get a good drop roll kids off spawn
You see what place you're in sure
Not in I think we just we just need a hundred points in two games. Yeah, we can do that for chilling
Even just anywhere near to send it because I don't want to play better day, too
100% not I agree like our game plans there. It's just our fucking end gates of terror. Yeah
But that's about a change the last two. I'm telling you though
It starts here both starts here starts here
Also, it's all it's kind of annoying how we're on calm every game
Yeah, Loki, I didn't want to kill you.
Like, I just want to get, like, a kill just for some momentum, you know?
Yeah, for that. No, for that. No, for real, for real.
Like, this should be so free, game. Like, straight up.
This should be so free, bro.
Yeah, no matter, by the way, me dying, like, it didn't matter,
because we only could play two out regardless.
Yeah.
I didn't even marry.
Plus, you didn't have a pump.
I didn't even have a pump and I was putting those two down
They were struggling to kill the guy with zero builds and a shitty ass gun
It's so easy, bro
Tired this shit, bro. I'm ready bro. This is actually one of the this is probably one of the best those you could get
and I just got a golden pistol
that one is gross you know how to use it
this one? the one that like shoots a little bit?
I don't think it's good man
I'm pretty sure it is I'm pretty sure it's a pro scare
but you don't gotta
Whatever you're comfortable with.
You get Ducky or no?
Ducky?
I think it's in the pond.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Wow, he's done, let's sit to Ash man.
What is it?
Sit to Ogre.
Well, Anso?
Or whatever?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't care either.
Is that purple senior?
No, it's a rapid.
Let's go BF.
Okay.
that purple senior
now it's a wrapping
let's go BF
okay
I need a shot
how do you never get a shot
I don't know bro
I'm about to chug go
I'm double chug, I'm just gonna do what we've been
I think we just go, I think we just wrap left
we're gonna go now or
kids there yeah yeah striker in the 60 up yeah we don't go now let's go now I
think we're gonna go left yes we go now are you can now we should now I need a
lot we should go left where we should come back right like we could come back
to the people I and then drop right what do you want from the other vending you
I want a pump. I want a pump. Where is it? I want a pump, yeah.
I didn't never find a pump.
I don't know. I have three days until this.
Here we go.
Yeah.
I'm panning there.
Let's have awareness this game, man.
Yeah.
I got a pump if you come back.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Okay, let's come back for it. I'll just start being...
Wait, I don't even think that you could be going to that pump.
I mean, what do you want there?
It's a pump.
Okay, I'm gonna cap my middle and then we're gonna
grab right
I'm not gonna line
I'm hard thing
I'm asking them it's a fucking good thing this game is 58 out first. So I like that
What keyboard do you have apex bro
Yep same thing
I just get fucking mad when I just play 30 minutes get stacked
I'm not gonna lie that's the worst feeling I guess just like we should just box earlier stop greeting
I'm like mad now. Where's my chance?
I have one on me. I'll just buy someone with that name.
I don't know why he's so dead, but he's seemingly dead.
What's your health again?
3B kinda chugged her
She's just we should go but we should go slowly. We don't need to rush anything. Let's just wrap right
Just need a farm on the line a little brick
Probably all the kids that are in dead last just came.
Yeah, probably.
Not a lot of truth.
Pop this man.
Actually, you got it.
Actually, I got it.
No, you got it.
Pop a fire, bro.
He's gonna keep pulling right.
Oh, they didn't pull right.
right make it now we need a hundred right now yeah doesn't make it I'm
bearing you you get it on yeah you 100 points yeah yep you got it
fucking let's get at this kid well 20 month
I really don't realize then you want to go to sanctuary many yeah I mean now let's
just go let's go here all right
I feel like we've done the same thing on repeat every single game and it's just like we get
so stacked but it doesn't do anything.
I think I know why bro.
Why?
It's because I'm not high-gaming.
You want it?
I don't know.
Are you the fragger or are you the high-gaming?
I mean, I got high-gamed mid-game, you want to do end-game?
I'll fucking run, bro. I'll do it all right cuz I feel like my big game
I mean I feel like me leaving this meeting hasn't been bad. I'm probably shocked. It's wonderful
Because I led last mid game and you died to the
Yeah, yeah
Where is it?
I'm the foreside. No, I think my big games wait, there's a kid here
I popped it
They're gonna go for the vending, bro. We can kill them.
I'm done.
I need a Whip though.
I'll patch up.
Fuck, I just spawned another rapid.
Can you even patch up? Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
I'm gonna die, quick.
Quick!
Pop it.
Where is he?
I don't know, he's gone.
Bro, get my Aston D, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
God
You want a chug jug? Yeah, keep on the lamell too
I'm gonna see you need it. I'm buying a purple singer
God and you got a bunch of
Okay, I got their base. Okay. I'm gonna go do that. I'm just gonna throw two make it up
Careful though. There's not if you want you want to tarp you can I don't care
I'll tarp money
But both negative cellular activity we're low-key both so branded
Which
Yo, yo, yo, okay. I'm gonna make this short and silver you need a hundred points or else our fnc is cooked
That's like no pressure, bro
Wait
He's scared. No, I'm not scared. Are you here?
Sorry, I'm not scared. Are you scared? You're scared. I'm scared
I'm scared. You're scared. You're scared. I'm scared. We don't want to get jumped on so like
360s all the time.
I'm low key, like we got...
Can I have sir or dominance bro?
Ooh, not yet.
You can keep going.
We can just shock the bending.
I need these kids on it.
I'm gonna...
I'm throwing a shock, come.
I come.
Goodbye.
There's a pump right there.
I have one, I have one.
Oh, what the fuck.
I have just one more shock.
I feel like I've been on autopilot this whole time.
We need a hundred points.
A hundred points.
A hundred points.
Let me call.
A hundred points.
Alright, we should stop running and knock on our...
Circles.
Look at this box here.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Okay.
Hmm.
We should go.
Come.
Go shot.
Man in left six
Yeah
What do you want to go here this way ready three two one go
She collected just box up here your head your head
Under on the edge
Now we try to play slow bro, like I don't know, we just need a hundred points?
Like, it's not that hard to see that bush, you see that?
Yeah. Where?
That's a BR right here.
I'm like Kiosed.
Don't even open.
I'm lucky he's sitting back with me.
That's a BR, and whoever. It's 40 up.
I
Come on man lock in bro. I'm gonna give you something to play after this. I'm gonna play one after
Tell me here. Yeah, I'm gonna go now
Where you want to go market, it's right here, 20, it's gone down.
I just know something bad's going to happen.
There's only one team on our left.
Just go, head it, head it, go.
Wait, so, arrogant.
We'll just box on Meadow, okay?
I'm down down I'm gonna get keyed. I'm good.
Tom Michelle, can you come on me?
No, I'm good.
Like, what am I supposed to do, bro?
Just here.
Come on, bro.
I'm not gonna hold.
It's fine.
We're only 100.
Don't pull up the stream.
Don't you fucking dare, brother.
P mark's on me?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I can't hit it.
Okay.
You don't win here.
I'm gonna fuck around some bigger cell.
Fuck around.
My penis and I just feel like a lesser being right now.
I just feel like someone just fucked me and came inside of me.
Every time I play this game bro.
There's just something there.
Something else.
We just gotta get close to fucking 270.
I knew it bro I saw that rotate it was like a little bit awkward
It's such a bad
I mean a full built metal they decided to drop on our walls. I was on your laundry. I was full-chilling
100-hundred and then they just start snacking
I was just best option to send KPR kin guys. I didn't even want to play today, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you, I just can't play.
Yeah.
Well now it's 11.
Do you think it's a class?
Do you think it's a class?
You guys don't understand.
I literally, I feel like a lesser being.
I feel like someone just touched me and just fucked me in the ass.
I don't feel good when I play this.
Oh my god.
You know, Jack, can you all hear me?
Thank you.
I don't know how you play with, like, when you have, like, the fog and everything.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Jack.
Alright, come on in.
Yeah, hello?
All right, I'm on duty.
Yeah, hello?
Yep.
We just got to win this game, OK?
Yeah.
Ugh.
This time we got it.
Hopefully we're conned, because we could play another one after we die.
down
how did i not edit out there like what's
shit's crazy
shit's just so fucking annoying
such a bad i mean
what do we even do there though? like it's like
a full built metal in a hundred hundred like
do we not just go in zone? like why are we just getting smacked on for no reason?
I really don't cannot tell you.
Like, do we go left into everyone? Like, it makes no sense.
Alright, whatever. Let's kill these kids off spawn. Win the game.
Be like 20 points behind.
Going in tomorrow.
Let's just win the game.
You're swerved, bro? Oh, you got it.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
I get an idea of those sub-rotates, you know?
Yeah, you can go ahead and get them.
Oh yeah, alright. We'll get to like that point and you can take over. I like that.
Okay, it's a rapid fire again.
I don't sing it for you if you want.
I'll just carry the AR for now
They're exposed to one
I'm gonna...
Oh, I just hit a total of 5
No, I'm...
I'm not gonna lie, the explosive one sucks
Oh shit, it's terrible
Yeah, I'm gonna carry him
I just want to go to another one
I'm gonna get all the gold, bro
This game's so dead
No
This is a total of 5
One
I know, bro
And like, tomorrow...
If we fuck it, if we get a good game here tomorrow
I swear to God, it's gonna be a good day
We just have to lock in on this game
It's like I don't even know if I'm just selling but like it's like we're genuinely just getting brain dead keyed every game
This 50 out like this is a joke
The game's just so dead so like this could like be
Someone build back here. Yeah, someone build back here. I'm gonna farm out of them. There's someone dead build back here
Yeah
I really really want another bedding for guns. Yeah, I'm down
I'm definitely down. I'm not in. I'm a girl.
We're gonna buy a job wheels are you care
We were gonna just try to back out last second
So I came back it's okay back kids
of
the
4th 35, are you going to make it?
Yeah make it.
Need another shot?
Yeah, I'm camp, I'm trying to get brick around.
okay maybe you're the island yeah we're at four can you make it yeah
They're shocking.
We are amazing.
No, no.
We win this game, how much we get?
Like, uh, what's, like, five kills, not even, but we have like,
how many points?
250.
250, okay.
Oh man, what are you going to buy?
Uh, chug jug, and then I'm going to juggle Nekitz.
Okay, let's see.
We're going to juggle chug jug.
Right, that's the right map.
Yep.
It's going to fall down.
It's going to fall here.
It's going to play like a game.
I have 300.
Once we get to that endgame area, you can take over if you want.
I like that.
Oh man.
Are you there?
He dropped me.
Get out of here.
We're at a good placement.
I don't even know, I think we just gonna leave now, we have everything.
We just can't get seen because we're just gonna get jumped on by Ritual.
Yeah, let's just get like
Let's just get like in a bush
I think you need like turn on the flare teams because you like let that
No, I'm here. I don't think no, it's not even that it's just like I feel like I've even been that bad
We just keep getting jumped on every game by pros
Most of the time they're on anonymous
Go on your head
Make space, make space
We're gonna keep
Yeah, we're good.
I don't think they are.
Pop a chug?
How much gold do you have?
We're under.
We should box this vending.
Come.
Yeah.
We should box this vending.
Yeah, I'm done.
So sketch.
Fuck it.
How much gold do you have?
For
We're just gonna get in bro. I think it's possible. I need my front-boarding bird. I think we run in right now
I was like just running normally. Yeah, like another ride we could find another one. Don't trust that bush
No, I'm gonna rap all the way right. I don't want to trust these bushes
Just gotta get in bro
545
545
someone is shocking us
this shit is so easy
there is a bomb up there
follow me
keep going in
keep going in bro
we are going to get as deep as possible
and then we are going on
have great yeah stay high and we're gonna fly someone just we're just gonna go
center yeah yeah that's a good spot this shit my boy I don't even know if we
build on the rock and I would definitely said
There's more shots here. We're going to need the extra shots to go as soon as zone pulls, okay?
And bring them up here.
And we're going to win this game. We have everything, bro.
We got this shit.
Here we go.
I think they're getting keyed right there I need to get the extra shocks whatever
We're gonna go to this thing and build my own.
I'm gonna chop out the extra metal.
And then we're gonna reform it.
We're gonna reform it like a good boy.
It's so easy, bro. It's genuinely too easy.
Listen, bro, you might have sold me, but on the bright side, now I'm gonna start our jailing.
Yes, sir
I'm gonna need you to become my friger. Okay, I'll get PC
Okay, as soon as zone goes we're gonna go okay to wherever yes
I
Mean
They're crashing on
Look at that team that brick
Yeah, I don't know
got that on the pistol
okay come come up to the mound ready
edit go on the man on the man are you
You good?
I'm good.
Are you able to stay in the mountain or not?
I'm good.
This is where we're going to go, okay?
Yeah.
I'm not going.
They're crashing out right there.
We got to just go, okay?
I think you can just come.
I'm going to land right here.
I'm building metal.
I'm building metal.
I'm over-building, so we're going to lobby.
You got to do that so you're not going to lobby in this world today.
my pretty this I like that yeah go go I want that
putting yeah I got three fire yeah I'm out of here
I'm just gonna get out are you good yeah the wall you have the wall just show the show
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, fuck it up. No, I didn't get blue, but we got to kill. It's fine.
Pop on each other.
We got the one.
We're just going to think he is.
We're going to get caught here.
I'm going to box on him.
He's on it!
What?
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm going to heal too.
to
pressure this ramp in a second ok we'll just show we'll just re-claim it just hold you
over don't get nervous bro I can see it bro
on our back we gotta go off come come come come come
I went up they're gonna fuck we have to plumb them back just heal just heal
they're gonna pre-edit us we're gonna plumb them
100 130 bro just
just split me up split me up
just pull just split me up
when the tarp is in just relax
They're gonna keep fighting us. We need to shoot them back, okay?
Yep.
Watch their feet.
I'm gonna try to look up here.
Yeah, I'll go. I'm gonna go up.
I went up.
Watch this metal wall, okay?
These kids are just trying to keep, bro. We just gotta shoot them, bro.
Watch this metal wall. They're gonna create it. Just make eye contact there and watch this low ground team.
Just crash here. We're gonna pump them. Don't even hold that. Don't even hold that.
No fucking way.
Okay.
Yeah, they're just, they're just being really, their mom's feeling like them.
They're a mistake when they grow up.
Okay, we got a pumpkin, okay?
Is it broad, or we got a shoot?
One, we got a hole in them or a pumpkin?
We got one.
Alright.
It's 70.
Nice bro, can you make more space than that?
Okay, we gotta go up one more thing.
Come here.
Oh my god.
Fuck off, bro.
Fuck off, man.
What do you have, what do you have? 120 chargers.
I have an 80 chargers.
Ah.
Wait, what did you do?
Come, come, come.
That was nice.
Hold on.
Got it?
Watch your right, watch your right, watch your right.
Heal up, heal up.
Staying retards.
I only have 150 chargers.
All right, I need it.
Thank you.
I have no heals.
Yeah, I'm just getting spawned.
I don't actually spawn there.
I'll give back.
It's fine, it's fine. It's okay, it's okay. We're gonna get a kill. How many shocks do you have?
Five.
Well, in fact, that's good. That's so good. Stay in your coma.
Do you know if there's a kid in this metal box? You wanna spray it out?
Yeah, I'm just...
I'm playing hide about this to keep the griefers.
I'm sitting in a coma, by the way. These are the griefers.
Yeah, I'm on it.
Let him play hi, he's lobby's in doubt. I'm 4 1 0. What about you or 1 1?
Kid carry
I'm gonna try to look for an opening. I blocked you off
Okay listen we need a big day tomorrow okay I don't know if these kids are on crack I don't know what's going on with this world.
I don't know what's going on these for my kids these days, but I'll see tomorrow. We need a big day tomorrow
We need a hundred when he's 70 points
plus a
You're like a top 50. Yeah. Yeah, it's doable, bro
I'll see you. All right, bro. See you
Holy shit chat these green apples
Let's go higher up. I'm gonna eat my I'm gonna go here Glenn bro and
And
I'm the sick of this shit chat like I just can't play for anymore, bro
Like genuinely bro, like I don't know what these kids are on
I don't know if I'm getting old, but they're they gotta be on air or some shit like they're just like I don't know bro
It feels like a 50
I'm not one of team blame, bro, but
It just feels like I don't know. I don't really know
so
I'm not a team blamer bro, it's okay bro, it's okay chat, listen I'm gonna go to IRL
okay?
Yo man, change title, getting food with Gwen and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to the gym.
I feel like I need a gym session.
I don't know, gentlemen.
You actually?
Getting food with Gwen.
Spending time with Gwen.
Guys, I think we just have to just quit for it.
And just spend time with Gwen.
I'm going-
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
CPTX Pancake.
Oh, I just played overshader.
Okay, I'm gonna go pick.
Wait, can they see me now?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, chat.
Hey, chat.
I just...
No, I'm good.
I'll do my laundry later.
Are you peeing?
Yeah.
Oh.
My iPad's still on the toilet.
Hey, chat.
Okay.
Okay.
Hi.
My iPad's still on the toilet.
Hey, Trot.
Okay.
Okay.
Hi.
So I think we are going to get...
We are going to get...
What's it called?
Food? Right?
We're going to get food?
What?
What?
What's happening?
Wait, what?
It's okay.
It's fine.
So, we're going to get food.
Guys, sorry.
My skin's like being so bad and I can't get over it.
The only thing I really have now is just my body.
And you.
It's just all over the room.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh your hands are wet.
I know I just washed them.
We're going to get food and then...
They said shake your head you're being hostile.
What the?
I don't think you read that right.
Okay let me go put on a...
A...
Chad do I look like a forehead kid that just played three hours for nothing?
Ha
What tell me what oh you're getting
Jeff your son my shit, I'm not selling I'm playing good
Okay, am I not playing good
Am I not playing good?
Like I swear I was playing like good it girl
Like I swear I was
Muscles are growing I'm so happy
Piss you off bro. I
Swear I was playing good chat
I swear I was.
I don't know.
Guys, was I playing good yet or no?
Be honest.
How much protein do you eat?
Bro.
I was playing good.
You got that song stuck in my head.
I don't- I think you were singing it.
I was just singing it. You were.
I was, yeah.
You were?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Did you kind of- kind of saw the spot?
Kind of saw it?
Yeah.
We just have to look for one that's open because everything's like closed.
Okay.
Where is it?
What is it?
What, like...
What?
I don't know.
How many points do you need tomorrow?
Are you listening?
Like that?
You need...
Wait, you need...
I need, like, a miracle.
You need to win...
I need a miracle.
I don't want play.
I really don't.
Are you committed?
But, like, that's three hours I don't get to spend with you.
Oh, I'm on the bed.
Yeah.
We're spending time together.
What if I play three hours and I don't even call?
like I just played 3 hours today we had a perfect game plan and it's just like I
don't get it like I don't know what's going on you know what I'm saying like
chat are you guys ready for me to eat type one if you're ready
type you just want like you want like you want Tex-Mex or what's Tex-Mex like
punchy Mexican like modern Mexican or like do you want this one really good
Thanks. Everything else is thankful, so we have an option.
That's good.
Do you have the card or is that on?
I'm not sure they have it.
You want?
Yeah. Get it where the mice are.
On the couch. You want them?
Yeah.
Why is my channel talking?
Our girlfriend is so cute
Yo, can you also talk to me or not yeah, they hate us
Chat look at you still want home I want it. Oh, I was gonna help you find it bad. Just like I'm just saying here
Are you just gonna go home about a wallet
Yeah, how does she lose her wallet? Who remembers the last time? Okay, okay, I'm gonna help
us find her right now. No, I- No, we're gonna find this. Okay. I guess, I- I guess, I-
It's just like, come on, I think like it's not a problem. We're like, we're like, you
look under the, the, the thing, right? Like the cat. No. Okay, hold this. Hold this and
Okay guys, looking for wallet segment?
Is it in there?
They're on the thing.
Looking for wallet segment?
Okay, let's watch how a man finds a wallet.
Not there.
Not there?
Not there either.
Okay, not there.
You're lying.
Oh my gosh, I could kiss you right now. What? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yes!
Okay guys, I didn't look far enough.
Tasha, Tasha.
Do you want to see my entrance?
Okay, I'll show you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't leave me.
I don't like you.
You like me? Oh yeah, I do.
I have that too.
It's food cost ratio.
You see me?
Oh, I'm gonna be sure. That's so cool.
That's so cool.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Go in the bag.
Okay.
Oh, you have a discount credit card?
Yeah.
What's your limit?
We always talk about this and we're not graphite.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Why is it blue?
What's it mean?
That's pink.
And then I...
Back then.
Ooh, I wanna express this.
Oh, I want to smash that.
Oh, I want to smash that.
Home goods?
Home goods?
No.
Okay, fine.
Go look it.
Oh, I have a target.
You're correct.
You want to go to the target?
Oh.
Here you go.
That's proud.
We already know what's having on your week.
Okay.
Now let me find the small wires.
Oh, on the bus.
Okay Shay, we're gonna get mic'd up, you're gonna go in deep and you guys are gonna come
with us.
Okay, it's going right here, it's not moving, it's gonna be late.
Okay, don't ever do that, I'm gonna go in deep, don't ever, I don't want you to lose
your wallet.
Now we're going to go to that place high, so that's fine.
I've lost my wallet once at Ulta and I have to get you everything.
Wait, is it in the big ass thing?
Big ass?
No, no, don't hit it.
I was not, I didn't even consider it. It did not go through my head.
You know what I mean? I'm a Twitch person.
Wait, where's the- I was just told you to fuck it.
Holy fucking shit, I'm happy as fuck. Why are you happy?
Wait, did I not read something?
Dude, it's in my car.
I think it is in your car.
You ready?
He used to-
Don't look at that.
They're mine.
You know how they lie about Hannah?
Yeah.
Um, they're lying about me shitting my pants.
Yeah.
It's just like a joke.
Do you want to know a secret?
What?
No.
Did you spy your toenails?
What?
Nothing.
Did you?
No.
I just have a good certainty doing it.
But like...
Am I doing your toenail?
Yeah.
But you were smaller?
Yeah.
Or like recently?
It wasn't, I was doing it like, I was like trying to be funny, I wasn't, and I don't have
Okay, Chad. Who's hungry?
Okay, you ready? Let's go. I'm going to go get my food.
Okay.
You're coming over, right?
Yeah.
Can you hand me up my workout?
Yes.
You're my pre-workout.
Okay, I'm hungry.
Okay, let's go. Chad, time out. Are y'all ready for us to go?
Type two.
I'm in the gym in a minute.
No, I'm not in the gym like that.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Why do you think they're going to take her at the gym?
What?
I'm so sad about this.
I ate like a few bites of it.
It's actually not good.
Is it bad?
It's really good.
Is it bad?
Should I have put it in the fridge?
Yeah.
Is it bad?
It's good.
Are you sad about it then?
Cause like...
Oh. Yeah.
Why is it like that? I don't know. I think it's just like creamy and like melting.
You mean like? Huh?
I mean like have a session.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, are you ready yeah, oh shit
You don't know
It's in the car I think in the car cuz remember
I'm hurt.
Yeah, good one.
Do you want text messages?
What? It's up to you, whatever you want.
That's freaky.
What do they say?
I don't know.
Bro, say eat Jim and crack.
What are you laughing at?
Because that's not who it says.
Our car, not yours.
Dude, I'm ready to go.
Oh my god.
You don't understand.
Okay, let's go.
Am I trying to be a team member?
Like, I genuinely...
That's over.
And that's over.
Like, I just wasted three hours on it.
Like, I feel like shit right now.
I just, like, I don't know if I should quit for it.
There's a soul I can see us and like after that, I'm probably
I don't understand 5-5 and I'm going to like it right and some dumb shit just happen and
Is it uncontrollable?
It's definitely controllable.
It's like, I'm not, like I'm getting...
Snack that, all around the floor.
Snack that.
I'm going to pour it and move the onion in this one.
What the fuck?
When are you leaving this one?
It's probably when it's kind of good time.
It's all like...
Okay, so like, all those songs be average for nothing.
They're saying that these are from in and out this morning.
I know all you can need is sushi plates.
I'm kind of fucking hungry so I can not fit on.
Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
They're saying change your shirt.
He's not gonna listen to us.
They're in and out stains.
Hi.
Explain my fit.
You guys wanna see my fit?
with spongebob parks.
I heard it after a while.
Like how...
What are you doing?
Wait, you're lying.
You're lying.
What?
You're lying.
You're lying my what?
You're lying.
What do you mean?
I was watching TikTok.
Those are the loveiest
insidels in the world.
What are you saying?
Are you charming?
Are you clever?
I'm just playing with my eyes.
What? I'm so confused.
I'm just gonna wear my arms too, so.
Do you have socks?
Okay, why are you not wearing crocs?
I bought them for me.
You think they're not exit crocs?
That's what I said.
Dang, if they're not exit crocs,
they'll be at our house right now.
Oh, like her clothes?
Okay, I'm done, Amy, we go to the waiting room.
And she sells my shirt.
My mountain shirt for our one World Cup, back in 2023.
She has that shirt.
That's such a significant trip.
She fucking has it.
I promise you they're not my ex's girl.
Well, they're my walkways to me.
They're yellow.
Oh, whoa!
You ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Why are you close like that?
Don't push me.
Wait, wait, wait. Who's that?
Who's that?
Sing, Tau.
What?
Alright, I'm sorry.
You didn't know, huh?
Followed by my sister. We met at IKEA.
He's a gay man.
Oh, it's a gay man?
Yes.
So stop being accusatory.
You could have just asked normally who it was, instead of low-key accusing me.
Right?
Sorry, I'm hurt.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm just too controlling you're not controlling you're just you need to know it's my fault. I'm the problem
I'm the problem
I'm the problem one
Jeff don't kill the bud you believe everything she says
I've got her legally. All right. I believe that. I believe you
Well, what did he say? What did he say to you? You don't mind me asking?
He replied to my son and said hey you
Hey you
Like what is that? Hey that like hey you
like you know when you like and what was your story was it so okay okay I said
okay no way you're going out of that shirt I don't know fuck I genuinely don't
I asked you to change your shirt, but it's okay.
I don't care.
Do you like anything you make?
I really don't care what people say about me.
And I'm gonna go to the gym.
Yeah.
Because I'm gonna sweat.
I'm gonna sweat.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Whoa.
How can Gwen let you go out with your shirt?
I'm not his mother.
You kind of are her mommy.
Huh?
You kind of are her.
You kind of take care of me.
You're not her mommy.
I literally...
What?
You gave her 20 eggs, trust me, not coming back.
It's okay if you don't want to come back.
I don't want to come back.
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
No, it's all good. You don't have to come back if you don't want to.
No, it's okay. I got to go.
I'm a medium-smile, I warn you.
You have a medium-living eye, but let's see how it is.
It's really three more days without you.
Or with you, but you're not.
Three more days and you're not.
You've had three more days and she's gone.
It's like I never even happened after that.
It's crazy.
what what oh my god that girl has seen me with my eyes
I'm not kidding.
I told you so.
Can you listen to me again before I...
Of course, of course. Let me open the door for you.
Okay.
Another funky open door for you.
I'm slamming you.
Chad, why are y'all saying bro?
Hi! I like that song!
Hi! We're listening to it now!
You too!
You're so awkward.
I don't think you're awkward.
You don't need a Saint-Marin?
You don't need a Saint-Marin?
I can call in ...
Nope
You got me in the truck?
No
I'd be walking down the street
I can't find my way
Where's my backpack?
You're crawling on the guy
A true German egg?
Oh my God, yes
Okay, but you didn't hear the egg, Wil?
No
I'll meet you back from bed to far away
Christmas
You're getting the ink, right?
Who, from you?
I'm eating this
I don't know
It's been a long time
Hmm
I took it off I like it I took it off am I still giving you the egg no I like
okay where do you want to go either the Mexican place or the whatever
Sorry, I want to see another song.
Wait, is Loki cold? Is there already back there?
Fuck!
There's no hoodie back there.
That's okay. Just wear the shirt.
Okay, what other song do you want to see?
No, it's fine.
When is good at loving love?
Kpop Idol's swearing rap number nine.
I'm sorry, okay, what's wrong? What the sushi or the
Fucking hungry because all you can eat. I'll get my money for it
Are you sure? I know a really good sushi spot. Okay. I'm so I'm really fucking hot. I'm not even lying the problem is
And don't take this the wrong way. Yeah, I brought both my exes there
If it's really good, it's whatever I'm a book
We're not even together, so like, your word's not mine.
No, it's just like, it's just like the waiter, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's fine. I don't care.
Like, if you care, fine.
It's just like...
You're right. You're right. Sorry.
I'm really stinking around. Is there Jota right now?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know... I don't know why that information was necessary.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying, like...
Can I make it up to you?
I'm just saying, like, it wasn't really necessary.
You know?
Okay, where do you want to go?
It's up to you.
No, it's up to you.
Wait!
I know again.
We can guess at the same time.
Okay, 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1, go.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you want to see Shannon right here?
Okay.
But I don't know.
Okay, let's just go.
Okay, let's just go to fucking mexican. No, let's just go with my
Open till 1030 last calls from me get 945
No, let's just go somewhere else it's up to you or I can call them
I'm gonna put on the shirt, it's cold.
It's really cold.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just quieting up.
I'm fucking tired this morning.
Well you have the gym after.
You'll feel better after you eat and then after you go to the gym.
And then you'll sleep really good tonight.
Because you're really tired right now that you're going to eat and then you're going
to go to the gym and then you're gonna take a good long shower and then we're
gonna sleep and then yeah and then we can yeah I guess if it'll help you feel
better. And then we can go to bed or sleep.
Sounds like a blast. Okay. Are you okay? Not really. I just played the 4-12 for
Okay, well I told you to we're gonna have a good time though
When I told you though, what about?
Offering
About what?
Like earlier when I went in the room with my makeup. Yeah, okay. Yeah
Yeah
Are you excited to see this video?
Yeah.
Okay.
Holy pimple patches.
Guys, I'm breaking out like crazy.
Like it's insane.
I haven't broken up like, or broken out like this in so long.
This is very intimate.
What can I say, chat?
I think that's your decision.
You want to meet up?
Nothing.
I actually learned that word for the first time yesterday.
I
You guys like, let's not play, it's on my teammate.
That would be really fucked up because yes, you did spend 3 hours and you were kind of
miserable, but he also spent 3 hours playing too.
I'm sure he's also kind of upset, you know?
I know you're scared to get your heart broken. I get what you're feeling. What does that mean?
No, double double year to be honest. What does that mean? Wait, can we sing this song? Wait, no. Can we sing this song?
Yes, I mean, yellow. That's what?
Oh my god, that scared me. I'm sorry. What does that mean?
Ah, you have to be a father, baby.
Put on your mull in one month.
It's time to see the shoot for what it really is.
You think this is gonna be good?
I've never had it.
What a difference.
What you see and how you ain't seen in there.
Right there baby what what go right there
Are you parked good, please please be parked good
Park's good and park's good.
How's that going to be?
Yo, I think I'm gonna write it down.
Just see her as friends with benefits.
Don't say you're in love too early.
What the fuck? I don't see that.
I'm gonna be serious.
We're strictly cotonic guys.
What does that mean?
I don't...
I don't know what that means.
Just like...
Is that what we are?
Are you parts good?
I swear if you're not part good
What is friends with benefits you you know what friends are like I don't know I don't know any of these words
Platonics like no romantic feelings
And like friends with benefits is like friends who like do stuff
Like what like give each other hickeys I would anyone want to do that
I actually do know why now.
My cousin...
I know why people do that, because people get scared to get hurt, right?
You guys, what?
What?
Is that why people get hurt from their first relationship so they get scared to get into another one, right?
And that's what he was saying. He was like,
Don't be scared, just have fun.
Like...
have you kissed no sorry what do you mean you don't see Jeff romantically all
right let's just go eat let's just go eat where's the mic at where's the
receiver is it plugged in hello test test test hello hello hello sorry guys I
have a lot of energy I just like sat in bed for the past three hours that's
good. It's good. So if I say I love you too early, then what does that tell you? That we're in love?
What do you want? It depends on the context. What do you mean? Because if I recall correctly.
No, don't even start. Don't even start. Sorry. Holy fuck chat. Just answer my question chat.
What for the last time?
Because we're next to like a baby.
Sorry guys, I have so much energy.
It's not like a serious thing, I actually want one more.
About what?
About stuff.
Okay, about what?
Oh my god.
Chad, he's scaring me.
Like...
He must have done this.
Okay whatever.
Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Do what?
Like she's trying to bully me.
Hey man.
I just like about what?
about like
just like that
I love talking about like
yeah you just want to talk
like about things
but when you like word it as in we need to talk
when you word it like that
can we sit outside?
when you like we need to talk about something
um no
it's high chairs
I'm too short for that
is this the entrance?
Bro, you better not break me, that's not right.
She said that you better not break my heart.
Says you.
Wait, isn't it the other way though?
What?
It's literally thinking.
I don't really get it.
Alright sir.
Look at that spot, you see?
You see?
Yes.
Alright, you guys wanna jeep?
Thank you.
Inside of our pre-agent jacket.
Yeah!
Please, can I get a picture?
Oh, I said let's get a picture.
Let's get a picture.
Hello.
I'm gonna be sitting outside so I'm gonna be sitting on the other side of the room.
Okay, okay.
Inside or outside?
Um, are there any outside tables that aren't high chairs?
Yeah, I got two, like these are all the ones that are here.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I'm fucking dirty on this, you know.
I know, that's why I told you to change.
Yeah, I literally told you to change.
Alright.
Checking under us?
We're going to be sitting outside so please don't allow it.
Ah, perfect.
Then it's so warm.
Thank you so much.
You guys are cool.
It's even really cool.
Ooh, why do I find you so nice?
Like, over there would be perfect.
Can you hear us or what?
Jack, can you hear us?
Ooh.
You guys enjoy the view?
Thank you.
Look at me.
Nice.
The watch has really good quality.
It's really good.
I'm going to go get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
I'm going to get a drink.
Okay, so that's really good. That's fucking good, baby.
That's fucking good, baby.
Okay.
Wait, do I look good?
Chat.
Is this lighting good?
Oh, my neck.
Can you tell me something?
Are we going to get out there, sir?
Yes.
Okay, so keep explaining.
Because I want to get to the bomb list.
What do you think I am to you?
I have told you.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
That's not up to me.
That's not up to me.
Why is that up to me?
Because...
When look at that, you are a baddie.
Thank you.
No, no, no, you can't do that.
You literally can't.
You cannot do that to me when we literally had already had a talk about this.
Thank you guys, you guys are so sweet.
It's not good.
She won't watch you watch us. Yeah chat. I want some beer here. Okay?
Like okay guys we have talked already and like
We have talked no no no no no no
They're gonna drink video bag it about 21 I can play drink
Okay, let's talk about this, okay? Let's talk about what we are. Okay, chat. Okay, before
we start this, what do you guys think we are? Like, from what you guys see? Yes. Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
For drinks?
What do you guys have?
I'm not sure what.
I don't know, like, actual drinks.
Do you have coconut water?
Okay.
I'll get...
I'll just get water.
Do you have horchata?
I guess.
Oh.
Okay.
I'll just have water also too.
Thank you.
Do you have horchata?
I want some guacamole chips.
Okay.
Guacamole chips?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes
Listen, I had a long day say I had three hours of fun. I did dog shit had five or five bones flaking
And I end up building good
And it's just it's just a lot, you know
Listen, um, alright, what are we on about?
Okay, chat, sorry.
What do you guys think we are?
From what you guys have seen, what is our dynamic?
Yeah, it takes a while.
Yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, I just have to say I'm making it.
Sure.
It's definitely not good right now.
Couple.
Careful.
Asian.
Asian.
Power couple, couple.
You guys are dating.
You guys are dating, talking, husband and wife.
We're like shit.
I tried to say everything we talked about for you,
so they can help us.
Or is that not helping?
Dating, dating, dating.
Well, the thing is, I don't want, we're already,
I feel like everything's public,
I kinda want to keep something private.
Okay, let's go in my ears.
Actually, you might say,
Yeah, I put my son.
Mom and offspring dating.
Do you think that I'm having fun with you?
But what that guy said
I think you're having
I don't know I feel like maybe you feel obligated to have a good time with me because I'm here and not that
You are actually having a good time. I'm having a good time
Yeah, but like is it because I'm here or because like
It's both. It's because, you know, I'm invited to be a dancing shit and I need to have a good host and have a good time.
They think I'm a chick.
So, you are, okay, what is your opinion of, like, what, how do you feel about this?
Okay, why do you feel about this?
How do I feel about this?
Let's have a chat, let's have a chat, let's have a chat.
Um, where do I put this?
I just put it here?
Yeah.
You don't care?
I thought you were going to be like, ew, no, throw it out.
Put it right here and then fold it over.
Thank you.
What?
Okay.
Okay, you don't want to use too much, okay?
I know, I know, I know.
Try and add some chips.
I think it's where I'm off though.
I did that on my period.
It's probably both.
You can use it like two days here.
I hope.
Can I see your question?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Are those the quesadillas?
Are those the quesadillas?
Oh my god.
That looks amazing.
Oh my god.
Let me see all of them.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, that looks amazing.
Oh my god, look at that.
That looks like a rock. Why is there a machine that can hit you rock?
Do I pop the rock?
Why are you laughing?
I have a question sir.
What's the best thing you guys have here?
Everybody makes it and it makes you want to come there again main entry
Oh
I'm getting the state case idea. If it's not enough you can have mine. I'm not going to be able to eat all mine.
I get to, you know what, I'm gonna trust you for it.
I'm gonna get to build it by myself.
And now how about they had, yes please,
is there a way to, is there a smaller portion?
Like, okay, that's okay.
Yes.
Oh, that's perfect.
Yes.
I like whatever you like.
Come on, game.
Refine the rest, that sounds all right.
Yeah.
That's orange one, right?
This should be like the national game.
OK.
I'll get you set up for the national game.
I just sat door at the screen.
Yes, you did.
OK.
Oh, is that Sammy?
Oh, yes.
Oh, the guy? Yeah. Hi.
Okay, thank you.
I'm not crying.
Someone said...
Someone said what?
She gets her courage in two days.
In early high she said she was scared to get her courage.
You didn't mean to take you to Tampon in the cities?
No, I brought Tampons.
Peace!
You want a chocolate, aren't you?
I don't know.
Sometimes I'm really bitchy.
Oh, no. Are you gonna be mad at me?
I'm not gonna be mean to you, though.
I don't think that's why yesterday happened, like when you were going to sleep.
Yeah.
Don't be scared man.
I'm sorry.
Have I been sick among you?
You would have like been there forever.
I probably would have.
If I didn't shake him on you, you would have like, gotten there for over.
I probably would have, but like, I didn't need you to shake him on me, I just needed to like,
come down.
You know, I said put myself in time out.
Yeah.
Why are you all brassing the shit on us?
No, Shay, I don't care.
I don't know what you care about.
I told you guys this morning, we had a really good talk outside.
It was very beneficial.
It wasn't like...
I cried on your shoulders.
I didn't want to do anything.
I didn't want to do anything.
I didn't want to do anything.
I didn't want to do anything.
I didn't want to do anything.
He needed it.
When I enshrined, I just did it really empty.
I was like, I'm alright.
You alright?
Did you get that?
I felt empty after I entered.
Mm-hmm.
Well, first of all, you were also super exhausted.
Yeah.
And like, that happened.
Yup, that happened.
I was like, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Did that happen?
Oh, that happened.
Have we been in Monsignor?
It was just like a long day.
Maybe it's messed up that I can't.
I thought I'm eating too much already.
I know. Me too.
Maybe it's messed up that I can't.
Do you allow that?
No.
So chat what should we do tomorrow he has I could see us at six
I'm really scared I'm gonna scare that I'm gonna leave and you're gonna act like
nothing happened and like like I was never here
That's a possibility, that's what I'm saying, like, I'm scared that you are.
Fuck, I'm eating too much.
Yeah, what'd you say?
Sorry, sorry.
I don't think it's going to wash itself.
That's some crazy character development since...
you
you
you
you
you
you
And he was like, do you think you're going to cry and shit when I leave? Or when you leave, or something?
When we had already talked about this, and then, I don't know.
What?
What?
Nothing. I'm just listening.
I don't know. I'm scared that you're like not at me.
No, I got a smile. You said it's just a chat, you're not serious. I got speaking to you.
You didn't mean serious?
What?
I'm not serious.
Just stressing me out.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Y'all already had a serious talk about that.
Talk about early.
Talk about where you're from.
That's funny.
That's where she's from.
That's where she's from.
That's where she's from.
Did you just fart?
Why aren't you talking can you talk to Chad?
now it's like awkward now because you're not talking and also your s*** your heart please
okay eat out of that one oh my god
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're out of that one.
I'm putting all the dirty chips in here.
You're so caring.
Well, I just...
Thank you.
You consider that little one?
Dad's like your child.
That's what I'm saying. You're like my mommy.
I'm gonna ask you. You didn't have a man.
You're like...
No, I was like, no, I remember when we were going on the hall and I was like, oh my gosh,
I feel like your mom or like, or like I like taking care of you or something.
That's what I said.
And you were like, don't say that.
No, no, no, you were like, no, don't say that.
Like, I know what girls want, girls want to be taken care of and taken care of.
Yeah.
Do you think I know what girls want?
I want to visit.
Let me ask you, what kind of level are you?
What do you mean?
Right.
What do you want to do here we go again no, I'm just I feel like this is I feel like this is a projective question because
It just doesn't really, it's like, it doesn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it, I'm helping you out?
Oh my gosh, Chad.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Oh my god, thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you.
Can we have the stencils, please?
Thank you.
Guys, oh my god.
Yeah, I'm not going to be here.
Can I have a kiss on my cheek?
What?
Can I have a kiss on my cheek?
Um, did you say you want some?
Do you want a kiss on your cheek?
thank you thank you
no
one kiss on the cheek?
yes
do you want to do it for like 5 digits?
okay yeah
check
I'll give her some more digits
5 to get on the right
green apple?
what?
are you a green apple?
or are you asking me green apple?
I don't have to. I don't want just a thing of rice.
It looks good though.
What is this? Let's see what we've got.
Oh, this is like a change.
I want to take a picture of it.
Do you want to take a picture of me?
It's Bob.
Well, you're not eating it, okay, 12, 12, 12, I'll teach you how to eat it, okay, okay,
So, this is basically a burrito, okay?
Do you have a face on?
Do you eat this?
Okay, what I like to do is I cut the rice with the beans, mix it, and then eat them together.
So like...
I don't...
Give me your plate.
So this is padel.
No.
You're full?
Yeah.
Check.
Is this a place to be at?
Yeah.
It's really good.
How did you enjoy your stay-at-home?
I actually really enjoyed myself.
I'm having a lot of fun, oh my god, I can't wait to play football.
I think that's like what I'm so excited about.
You have to go to the clinic, or do you just go to the doctor?
Um,
You can just go to a public park so you don't have to pay anything.
But they have like, you can go to Target and get like a $15 paddle and it comes with you.
Man this is really good.
Really?
Yeah.
It's just really expensive in the face.
Mmm, that's good.
Not her either, why is that?
Look at this.
That's really good. I like the dimension.
The face is really round.
Do you want to switch?
Would you like my food?
What's the switch? It's okay.
Wait, did you get all the warm up?
Is that all the warm up? Are you guys going to eat this morning?
Do you want to go this morning?
I don't want any food to go bad.
Okay.
Okay.
It's better in here. I don't know where you were doing it.
Are you all crying?
Yeah, no.
No.
Can we do a city tour?
I thought you wanted to do something tonight.
Good, right?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You said earlier you wanted to do something.
Like try something.
Try what?
You just said earlier you wanted to try something.
Can't wait to try it.
So like if you don't want to try it, yes, we can do it.
Try what?
Look at this one.
No, because I don't want her to be hit.
What you saying, man?
Oh.
You
Do I eat this shit later? Does that mean I still consume the same amount of calories?
Yeah.
How does that work?
These are really good leftovers. This, I would say not. That good leftovers.
What are you licking?
Amazing, sir. Can I get more water please?
Do I have a second cup?
Bro, what the fuck?
Wait, why?
I don't know. I think it's because I'm on anti-tank.
Ever since I've been eating these guys' food now?
This isn't spicy. What are you talking about?
I'm just... I'm just glad to be asked.
You already seen my company, right?
Yeah.
I haven't been paying this for a long time. I'm tired.
Alright, I'm gonna try to sneak you in too.
It's a 25-dollar per day thing.
if you're paying you should have like I'm just coming in or you can help me speak
You can't get over it.
You know where he's hiding.
He might know where he's hiding.
Your cat is mad weird.
Cat, thank you.
Cat, give us a space.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
If he says he's gonna get back to us.
Can't let him have a gift.
What?
It's not a ball.
But what did they say?
He said he's gonna give you back shots.
Oh!
You want me to check?
Oh, I have no.
I'm gonna give you back shots.
I'm gonna give you back shots.
What?
What?
No.
Wait.
Hello?
I've been with her.
What just happened?
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
Am I dumb?
Did I hear that right?
Who's Gus?
Who are any of these people? I got like a phone one-on-one hand-in-to-you
And I thought it was different
Tad?
Tad is Gus
I don't know who ever the fuck you are
You're gonna be like, no don't handle him
I don't know what you want.
You got one of your business line out there?
It's uh.
I closed it.
Energy's bad.
We're having a grand old time.
What the hell?
Does that boost your energy when they say you're pretty?
I does.
I should have done my makeup this morning. I looked chopped the whole day.
Do you want to buy a bearing? For sure.
I feel my phone is bleeding.
Can I come back on Monday if you need me?
Can I come back on Monday if you need me?
Yes. Can I send it off?
I know we need it once more.
How do you ask that?
You said Monday.
I know. So he can't come tomorrow?
No, he can't.
Well, that's why he said can I come back on Monday?
I'm so sorry.
You're so silly.
You're so goose.
Silly silly silly.
Am I fucking stupid?
No.
You're just silly.
You're just goose.
That's why I feel like shit.
I'm not the person I see.
Huh?
I said five lippin'.
If they get five lippin', I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
She loves her trips.
Are you tricking me?
I'm just not making fun of you.
Are you making me feel bad that I'm not being able to just...
Is that what I'm feeling now?
Fuck I'm full.
Man, I'm full.
I'm so full.
Fuck, we ordered too much.
I ordered too much.
I did not read that chat, it's funny.
She sucked the skill.
Oh my god, I did not read that loud.
That's actually funny.
That's actually funny.
I didn't think you read that out loud.
That's actually funny though.
That is funny, that's why I said read it.
She knows he falls in love too fast.
Do you know that?
It actually doesn't feel like it.
It's the opposite.
No, that's not what I meant.
What?
You said it doesn't feel like it, so we both agree on the same thing.
Yeah.
So you want me to be easy?
Is that what I'm here for?
Great apple.
Great apple.
Alright.
You want to talk about it later?
Later. I don't want vibes to get done.
I'm not getting done.
I think we're okay.
I think we're okay, man.
I want to see all of you people are okay.
Are you just gulping at me?
Okay, I thought you did.
Sorry, I'm not really sorry.
Guys, is he real?
I'm like really a rascal.
I'm like really irrational I'll say she's in form.
Yes, sir. Thank you so much.
Oh my god, it's funny.
One time.
We are having a grand old time, Polson. We are.
It's much of a fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
What?
We're the spanish person in this case.
I'm watching you.
I'm not polite, I feel like I'm more emotional in this kind of way.
Or am I still a member of this?
Because of me or like?
Because of everything that is just happening to me.
Yes, I'm his sister.
Why the fuck would you say that?
So I'm saying that to you.
What's wrong with it?
I'm not his sister.
I'm bored in here.
What am I?
Sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
How do you like
But it's okay, that's how Asian people get taught
I mean everybody is
I want Jeff to see he leaves he trust me he knows he leaves he knows he leaves
Nothing.
I never did shit.
Lock in Jeff, don't get her in my way.
Okay, close in. We get it. We get it.
You got three times. Come in.
I don't think you want this. I pretty much ate all the meat from it. So like we can just
I'll take that home. I'll take two pieces.
Can you eat this?
Eat that please.
These con machines are good.
We're not going to be after that.
Okay, fuck it, bro. We shall meet again.
Oh my god.
Like what? Is that that?
you
Yes.
Yes.
Do you want this or no?
Do you want to walk?
I want to walk.
There's no more meat in there.
Okay, I want this.
I want everything you want.
You should go out and try it.
Yeah, bro. I should have, bro.
It's not like I tried it, bro.
It's not like I tried.
It's not like I tried it.
It's not like I tried.
It's not like I'm trying.
Okay, I'm gonna get my phone. Can you be the camera woman and send me?
Am I wearing a shirt?
Wait, what?
Can you be the camera woman and send me?
Go where?
I can't go on the phone.
You need to pay.
I don't wear it. Go to the front.
Oh, okay. No, I got it. I was just confused.
No, I got it.
Okay.
No, you got it.
Oh, he's right there.
Hi, sir. Can you pay up for it?
Okay.
Wait, can we pay up for it?
I'm sorry about that.
Do you have that advocate?
You're just your advocate.
Okay.
Hi.
Oh, I'm fucking hot.
Oh, camera man.
Camera woman, actually.
Do you have anything?
Yeah, I don't have anything, except for my phone.
Just put it in the front, okay?
Hey, Chad.
I guess she got full box.
I don't have anything, except for my phone.
I guess she got full box in the shower by Jeff. Holy 200. Sorry, I didn't before I
didn't read that quarter. You're actually on big? Yeah. I can't wait.
I'm scared. I've never worked at a company like this before. Holy fuck, 48 hours?
Are you uncomfy? Be honest, no I'm not. You guys have a family and friends this time?
I'm trying to switch the there we go
we just said we are sick noons
what?
sick noons
wake up
wake up
wake up
wake up
wake up
wake up
They're seeing you.
They're seeing you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just got sick of it.
W Jeff?
W dinner?
Holy shit.
Okay guys, look.
From the back, the fit looks really good.
It's just the stain.
He has a stain in the front of his shirt.
Can you do your laundry for me?
I can do your laundry.
I said I would do your laundry.
You like doing laundry?
I like doing laundry.
But I have to do the dishes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me see if you're wrong.
Which, um, my review.
What?
What bleach do you use?
I don't do bleach.
Oh.
Well, I don't use it.
I'll use whatever product you have.
You use Tine?
Tine?
Tine.
Tine?
Tine.
Tine.
I use Gain.
Gain?
Which one is that?
It's the blue one.
Or kind of gray?
Blue?
Gray?
I'll use whatever you have.
Okay.
Yes, you did.
He what?
I'm trying to pull on my channel.
I'm trying to pull on my channel.
This is so hard.
This is so hard.
I'm so hard.
Thank you, King.
No problem, King.
Thank you.
I'm saving it, okay?
Okay.
Full box.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Hey, Chats.
Holy f**k.
Holy s**t.
I can't believe you're late.
Can you put this on your pants?
Yeah, I can't believe you're late.
Oh.
Definitely going to the shower stream.
Sorry. Nobody's like that.
What?
I should have $60.
It was really good. Thank you.
You're right. Money comes and goes.
I don't have my phone. Hi.
So what do you have? 500. Do you have to check?
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Last sentence.
Can I play a song?
Huh?
Can I play a song?
Yeah.
Wait, can I play a song first?
Yeah.
Play, bitch, leave me alone!
That fellow, what is it?
Fellow?
It was like a good ass song.
Oh this one, I feel like this.
Yeah I got my fill, I'm time for that damn.
Yeah I got my fill, I got my fill, I'm time for that damn.
Yeah I got my fill, I got my fill, I'm time for that damn.
You know what i'm listening to that song?
What?
Chat.
It's not about you.
What?
Yes.
I, yes, I, I put that together.
Ready to go, Jim?
Is it nearby? Where is it?
It's nearby.
I'm gonna play a song.
That's a Milo.
I'm in!
Milo?
Chats!
What?
I like the song.
What was mean?
I don't even know what was mean.
Am I stupid?
No please, you're actually the smartest person I know.
You surprised me, I'm not surprised.
What do you mean?
You're like really good at reading.
Thank you.
I think...
How do you think you did it then?
I might just open the book.
I think...
I don't think you're an open book at all.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I know. I'ma change your life, yeah. Do you realize?
Anyways, I know. I think it's just you and me.
They're all the same, eh. I wonder why they think that they run things.
I'm not fucking stupid!
it's so warm like right here what let me know
Oh my gosh, I haven't heard this song in so long.
Oh my gosh, I was like then a jam to this song.
What?
I don't want to get told.
Hi.
You can come to work.
You don't have to work now.
You can see I have to work.
I'm coming to work now.
What's up to you?
Is it better to ask?
Better to ask.
Better to ask.
Better to ask.
Better to ask.
Better to ask.
Better to ask.
or try
Don't press me, don't leave me
And I'm a small ball, I'm a tiny boy
And I'm stuck on a thing, go hit it out of my head
You and me, go out
Kiss me, kiss me
Don't
You got my
You got my
You got my
You got my
You got my
You got my
You got my
What?
I don't know.
What if I tell you you want to see me?
Put on wet dreams.
Yeah.
Wet dreams.
I know about that.
I love this song.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you watched me all day today you know that yeah you're that crazy yeah how do
you like it word I'm just chilling I was just watching yeah
yeah type shit type shit in the chat shit
After high school when we first met okay
Mustang to radio
Oh my god wait one more one more please please please please please please please please
Please
I like this song as well
This after the song after the song
I'm gonna be careful
No
No
You want me to be like a tentative
Yeah
But how will I get crazy ass working
I'm the punk.
She left no time to regret
Pella awkward kissin' her
kept his dick wet
with his same old safe bed
me
and my head high
and my tears dry
Get on without my guide
You went back to what you
Bro, she a-
Whatever, guys, I'm just trying to jam and he just won't let me
He won't let me
Watch this, this is how you open the door for a woman
Thank you
No problem
Thank you
Ready?
I'm so ready
Relax
Okay
Okay, chill, chill, chill
I'm playing my-
We're gonna rehearse, okay?
Yeah
You're the guy at the front.
Hi, is it okay if I can have my camera woman film for me?
She's not going to be using any machines.
You guys have my word for it.
I'm streaming on Twitch.com.
You guys can watch the bar too.
You guys think I'm lying to you guys.
If not, it's okay.
I can just pay $25 a day, guys.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
Guys, I'm going to pants him.
Guys, I'm going to pants him.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm going to pants him.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please, I can't, I'm just crying!
Oh my gosh, guys, my pants are falling down.
I'm just glad.
Bro, why is my switch blocked? I can't read my chat.
What?
I can't read my chat.
Why can't you read your chat? You need my phone?
Um...
Maybe.
Okay.
Here you are.
Yeah.
Okay, are you ready?
Here we go.
Oh sorry, I'm like kind of a really bad camera man.
Sorry guys.
you
you
you
you
you
We can do likes no I feel bad no no I feel bad I feel bad and I want if I were to work out anything
it'd be like so so okay well I'm gonna I'm gonna feel I'm gonna I'm gonna feel
awkward now yeah I'm gonna feel awkward now that like I'm just like here just
videoing you know it's okay I think so I actually don't know I don't know guys I
I don't know what day it is.
Gwen, got this lucky to have you.
Thank you.
I'll get five later.
I don't know what anything is.
What's a pull-up bar?
Okay, guys, he's warming up.
Guys, please don't get mad at me
for being a bad cameraman.
Okay, you're sad.
It's sad.
Oh wait, you're sad?
Or did you mean it's sad?
I'm going to start that.
Why?
Oh, what?
Oh, okay.
Okay, chat.
Okay, chat.
Really?
That's kind of hard.
Not his thing too hard dude. Whatever.
You're really good.
Okay.
I can't do a muscle.
Okay, I just got a stretch in my magnitude.
You know what I'm saying?
They touched it.
Yeah.
Chillin', chillin'.
Chillin', chillin'.
Chillin', chillin'.
You know what I'm saying?
Guys, I'm lucky eating right now.
Oh my god.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Whatever.
Okay.
What?
What?
What is that?
I didn't say anything.
What did she say, Jeff?
Guys, I didn't say anything.
Not about anything?
Yeah.
Is that a new trick?
Yeah.
Wait, my phone?
Yeah, I didn't say anything.
They're not saying anything. They're saying...
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay. When chat is the same thing, that just means they're like doing their shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you speaking to me?
Why do you need my phone if you have chat?
Because, uh...
I don't know what to do.
Okay.
Your answer is better. What do you use?
Verizon.
Is it mobile?
Verizon?
Yeah, I like to use it. It's not fast.
Okay.
What?
What?
It's a jackpot.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wait, why do I feel bad?
Wait, why do I feel bad?
Because I spent $5 for you?
Yeah, and you already spent like $6 on dinner.
And like, in and out this morning.
Okay.
Today's the day?
Today's the 18th.
Saturday.
It's the 4th.
What?
It's the 4th.
Let's just test it out.
I don't, I, it's really loud in here and I'm not going to lie, I don't know anything
You're saying no, I just I can't hear anything
Other than the music, you know where the system called this I don't know what an assistant pull-up is so I don't know where it would be
Okay, we're following guys falling falling. He's typing we're rotating in
Okay
Okay, we're going
Where are you going?
Oh.
Okay.
Going this way?
Hi.
You guys know where the assisted pull-up is?
Because it seems as if he doesn't know.
Even though this is Jim's.
Okay, guys.
Let's go.
Let's go check.
Is this an assisted pull-up?
Is this an assistive call up?
Yeah.
I guess it's an assistive call up.
No thank you.
I'm good.
Oh I tried one of these before.
It was really bad.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you want front view or butt view?
Oh I'll do that.
What?
Put a lesson sheet.
What?
Put a lesson sheet.
Like this?
Front view or back view?
I don't know.
That's really funny.
What?
Front view?
Front view?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Chats, I have one if he looks good.
My shirt is so big.
What?
Chats, I have one if he looks really good.
If I had my phone, I'd be the type to wear one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
My shirt is so dirty.
Sorry.
What? What are you saying?
Nothing.
My shirt is so dirty.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not sure if you're kidding me.
Okay.
Alright.
Yo, they're saying you're cheating.
I'm not. I'm literally just fucking a shot.
What?
So that's not bad as long as you're kidding me.
Are you sure you're gonna watch this?
What?
Are you sure you're going to wash this kind of boring?
What?
Are you sure you're going to wash this kind of boring?
Oh my gosh, can you talk in my ear?
Are you sure you're going to wash this kind of boring?
What else would I do?
Like, what else would I do? I'm here.
We're here.
Okay, I got two more seconds.
I'm pumped now. Low key?
Low key? You see it?
Yeah. Type it in chat.
Yeah.
I wish I'd run my music.
Go get it.
He's chasing you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna shut the fuck up. I might be my fucking mind because for some
reason I can't shut the fuck up. Yeah, he actually looks good as fuck. You guys see
Oh my god
Oh I'm so brutal now
I'm done
I'm back
I'm dead now
Are you feeling okay?
No you can't
They like went away
Really? Really?
Is it dope?
Guys can y'all blame me?
Like really fuck you guys
What?
It's like I'm so like it's so over it's fucked it's fucked
Yeah you can see the thing is his back looks good
I'm gonna shut the fuck up, I promise, okay, you guys believe me?
One more sec, one more sec, one more sec, one more sec, one more sec, one more sec, one more
Your shirt is like damp.
Really?
You look good.
I know.
Chad was saying your back looks really good.
I'm loaded.
Your back looks really good.
I'm loaded.
Okay, but I'm telling you otherwise.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
One more time.
Okay.
Yeah guys, you can't blame me.
You can't blame me.
If you guys saw that, whatever.
I'm just gonna shut up, but like, you guys can't blame me.
I
Will you comment here? I think like the commentary is just me fucking thirsty, but
okay so it's like only three people typing in chat where are you guys this
place is really nice this place is really nice it's like nothing like
what well the the gym that uh that Ron goes to they keep it at like 85 degrees
it's like a sauna all the time yeah how much do you weigh how much do you weigh
Jeff how much do you weigh 145 that's what I'm saying Franklin sorry
guys look at his back his back looks so good
I'm literally just I feel so fucking weird. I'm literally just standing here
you guys can't see but I'm literally just standing here anyways I'm just
literally standing here like recording him
I
My w camera man, okay, you guys my friend. I'll give you a friend. Go you guys you guys thought about the whole time
Okay, no he's
Okay, whatever that means.
You should save all that energy for it.
I don't know.
Okay, you gotta teach me how to do this one.
I gotta teach you?
Okay.
And by each, I will be standing right here.
I will stand here, and then...
And then...
I love how he keeps dropping my phone.
It's fine.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Guys, look at...
Guys, do you guys see what I'm seeing?
Like, there's no one like...
Do you guys see that?
Type 1 if you guys see what I'm seeing.
Oh my god, like...
What?
Okay.
And I don't know how to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
What if you need to straight you're like arching your back straight in your back
Look at that.
He's 6'4".
Thank you workout.
Single arm, last pull down.
MONDAY
he said he
was
I know, his back looks really good, I can't look at that, and he has a good butt.
Okay, mic down, mic down.
You want it?
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, you like that?
You like that, baby?
Yeah.
Yeah, you like that? You like that, baby?
Jack, I'm locked in, I know. I'm locked in.
Now I see why you like him, Gwen.
Frick.
His body is so T, literally.
No, it's not. I'm talking.
I see.
I'm chossin' out.
You!
You're getting out.
What look?
Can you meet the mic?
Can you meet the mic?
I do fuck with the face.
What?
What?
Can you meet the mic?
Can you meet the mic?
Can you meet the mic?
What?
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Glad to meet you.
Oh, no, it's all in the...
Okay
Oh
Yeah
Okay
Pee-hoo!
No, that was Jason.
Honestly, I love you, bro.
I love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think I'm cheating?
No.
Yeah.
You just gotta keep grinding, bro.
I'm just gonna fucking dig him.
Put your head down, fucking off, and go.
Don't fuck with me, I don't want nobody to fuck with me.
oh my god
what's up
I eat guys I don't know who they are
Bye!
Who was that?
Oh, that was the Fortnite player.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's still a random.
I saw Asia's original.
I'm gonna say it in a minute.
Bro's shorter than everyone in the house in the gym.
He's not singing.
Gwen, those are Fortnite players.
Gwen, how far am I now?
Sorry, Trats.
Wait, what? How far am I going to go?
Sorry, Trats.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Okay.
He's 6'4".
They're just saying that his back looked good and stuff.
They're saying you're mugging.
They're saying you're mugging.
You gotta do it with them.
What's in?
I gotta do that? Yeah.
Okay.
You gotta have a close-up.
Okay.
No, you gotta wait on the roof.
Huh? You gotta work out with the floor support.
Okay.
Try to...
Try to mark the whole chat.
Okay.
Okay.
Guys, I can't do anything. Like, I genuinely try to...
You have to warm up.
Yeah, I got like one with that key.
Just so keep them alive.
I
Look at that back. Oh my gosh
Am I thinking am I fucking crazy like
I keep thinking you're going what okay let me get let me get the good angles
Let's chat.
Chat, isn't this crazy?
Like, I'm not crazy, right?
You guys see what I'm seeing?
What?
What?
Okay guys, I'm gonna shut up. I'm gonna shut up. I'm gonna shut up.
Okay guys, what's your favorite drinks? Are you guys in water? Do you guys like water?
What are your drinks that you've been at the gas station?
You heard me? White monster? I love white monster, but he won't let me drink it.
Hey, don't forget that.
That's okay. Your eyes are open.
Huh?
Yeah, like a high back.
You okay?
You what?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Baha bless. Baha bless.
Okay, sorry, chat.
Okay, I got three more workouts.
Okay.
Are you bored?
You know what I like about you?
You're in every corner of what I do.
I'm just here.
Like.
Like I don't get bored.
I have chats to talk to.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay guys, I'm not, I'm not a lot to say anything positive about you anymore.
No, go ahead.
No, no, no, no, no.
Chat says I'm glazing.
No, you're not.
Where's the T-bar though?
Where's the tea bar though?
Fucking awesome. What are you looking for?
See bar, oh, see bar, oh, see bar, oh, see bar, oh, this is it. I'm looking for chest to quarter up
Express your love girl, it's fine
Is this chest abort a rope?
Is that it?
Yeah, I think so.
I don't want to touch anything.
Oh my god, you're so smart.
I feel like everything has just like a million germs.
What is chest abort a rope?
Because like, imagine how much sweat is in here.
Chest abort a rope.
Like, I'm not crazy.
There's probably so much sweat in here.
Come on, you're broke.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, just for the vote.
Go ahead guys.
Just for the vote.
Okay, ready?
Okay, chat.
Is this it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Actually, I want to try this one.
Okay.
What's this?
I don't know what this is, chat.
Level 67% glazed by the way.
Did anybody text me?
What?
Okay.
Okay, get out of it, get out of it, get out of it, get out of it.
That was my cousin from the Philippines asking that.
Do you guys want to see Inception?
Watch this.
Say hi to yourselves.
Where?
I don't know.
Right here?
Only on one side?
No, on both sides.
I don't know.
Right here?
Only on one side?
No, on both sides.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just staying quiet now.
We're going to go to the closing room later.
What?
What?
The closing room?
The black room with the lights.
Yeah.
Check the bomb.
You're back.
Hello.
How are you?
Dude, you doing like 10 squats or something in high school?
No.
Go sports?
No sports
Sports
Fornic
Fornic?
Yeah
I bet you could bro
I bet you could
M16
No way
No what?
I'm a penta
I'm a penta
Bro
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I'm a penta
Thank you bro
Thank you bro
Thank you bro
I'm a penta
I don't know if I can rest in the mic
Keep going
No, I'm not asking for it bro
I'm not gonna fail anything.
You look strong bro, I'm scared bro.
You look strong to me bro.
No you look strong to me bro.
I'm scared bro.
No I'm not scared bro.
I have basically like lots of murders to do bro.
How many bodies do you have?
Huh? How many bodies do you have?
How many bodies do you have?
How many bodies do I have?
Two.
Two?
Two? What?
Are you broke up with him?
Not at all.
Why?
I tried though, I got on the side.
What is happening right now?
Nah, I'll fit it, I'll fit it.
I don't like how stuff is broken.
A lot of girls who want to do that, they can play it.
They got something.
So I'm like, how much am I supposed to risk that?
I'll fit it.
Where's Chad? Has to?
Not all of that.
Come on, Cheetah.
Is Chad not enough?
Huh?
How many bodies in this chat?
How many bodies in there?
Zero.
Zero?
Wait, wait, wait.
That's chat right now.
I'm going to take it again.
Without me talking.
How many do you think I have?
How many do you think I have?
Without me talking.
Without me talking.
Without me talking.
What are they saying?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me, tell me, tell me
What did he say?
I don't know
Hey, who is this guy? What the fuck?
Who is this guy?
Dude, that's so weird
Bro, why did he hit you?
Alright, he's trying to fuck with you
You think he's trying to steal you?
He better not.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Guys take one if one is tough attack if I have my phone it would be one
A few minutes later
Hello, I need help
K, you gotta get thirty
Is that thirty?
What do I do with it?
It's curling
One oh my gosh, one what do I do with it?
What do I do? I can't hold it with one hand. Okay, okay, chill
What do I do guys one is crazy 30 is crazy I don't think I can
Help baby, I can't put it down
okay holding what you don't want to do the 30
I can do 20 20 season okay
Come on, never go on.
Why?
Because it's like, you don't want to say it.
Do you think you can do this?
Yeah.
Do you think I can do it? Are these it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, what do I do?
Really?
Yeah.
Like this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Put out your boots.
Okay.
Yup.
Okay.
Yup.
Now the other one.
Wait chat.
Okay what?
You meant to do that one?
Make the same thing?
Too heavy?
Yes.
Okay that's it.
I was able to put it down though.
Yeah that's pretty good.
Oh my fuck.
Okay.
Okay.
What now?
There's a song.
What?
What?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Guys, that was really fucking heavy.
Oh my god.
Well, it got hurt.
Going back to the 30?
Yup, I'm your lucky.
Okay, look at his back.
Oh my gosh.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Go rest.
Go rest.
La la la la la.
Fine music, I could have been better.
You have music.
Like, absolutely.
There's music.
Jeff, when are you loving the gym stick?
Jeff, am I loving it or what?
Yeah.
Am I loving it?
Yeah.
Wait, you have my shirt.
Where's your shirt?
It's right here.
Stop pulling.
Stop pulling.
Stop pulling.
Why am I Jean if you like this?
What do they even mean?
Why am I Jean if you like this?
I'll sit here chat okay guys
Can you do the, can you do the, the like, one, yeah, like leaning back?
What?
Like when you lean back and then you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's your chest.
Can you do that?
Wow.
Yeah.
Is that not allowed?
Like, can you not do that?
You can.
I just want to see it.
Okay.
Okay.
I just want it too.
Oh, Jeff, what does that mean?
They'll be going with the assist.
Okay.
Yeah, I was like confused.
I think the arms are so nice.
Okay.
I think he keeps farting and he keeps thinking I can't fucking smell it, but I can I can
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
Oh, now they made it.
I'm going to get a lunch in the front door.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
I'm going to get people to sit.
Let's get a foot. Let's get a foot.
Let us walk.
Let's do it.
I'm going to pick you up.
Okay, new wedding, new age habits, okay, cute.
Sorry.
No way, that's crazy.
Are you good, bro?
You guys, I like your shorts, they're cute.
Thank you.
My what?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Can you put it in the press?
Yeah.
There you go.
That's sweat.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
What are you guys talking about?
Okay, this one you're gonna like on a lot.
I love this on a lot.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
Oh.
You can uh...
Wait, did they show the camera?
Wait.
What?
Nothing.
I don't know.
Young Jake kind of takes your girl.
Gwen keeps getting carpet bombed by Jake.
So right here, you can just go there.
I can't hear you.
I heard that voice.
You got it, you got it.
Oh, do you want to see yourself? Sorry.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I touched your back and it was like...
Really?
Yeah.
Just gonna chill a bit.
Chill, chill, chill!
Chill, chill!
Tim! Tim! Tim!
Can you hear me?
Yeah?
Wait, what? I don't know if I can hear you or not.
I don't.
Wait, can they only hear me?
I forgot you weren't... I've been like quiet this whole time just thinking.
Really?
I just reflect my head. Do you see it?
Do you see my hand, Richard?
Okay, one more second.
One more second when we go in the closing room, okay?
Oh I got fat. It's crazy how fat I can get fat.
Guys I have no clue what the fuck he's saying.
Hiiii
It's not that the avenues work, it's that we gotta just stop meeting out.
Guys, I'm making a promise muscle.
Don't blame me? I'm gonna start like,
pinning the gym like, I'm gonna start like,
I'm gonna start cooking everything today.
Like, I'm done eating now.
Train tracks, and I'm gonna go film here.
You would knock Peter Baugh out so fast.
Hi!
Is everybody enjoying the camera woman work?
Yes, Flay!
He's so good.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go check.
I almost just ate shit. I'm not gonna lie. I tripped off something.
Alright, where are you going?
Oh.
I'm going to the toilet.
What?
I'm following the rotate.
I would scratch it, but like it's kind of really wet where are we going the closing room
the black room with the lights that every gym has oh I see it literally says closing room
I see, I see, I see.
Ask them to turn down the music.
Guys, I don't think they'll listen.
Oh
Crazy chat
He looks so good
Hey chat
Hey chat. Yeah, what are you doing?
I don't know. Oh wait, let me get out.
I don't know, I don't know how to, let me just stand.
I got fed. Oh my god.
I like how everyone's waving, that's so cute.
You look good.
I'm showing, yeah.
There's hope.
Oh my gosh, there's like...
There's... it's mirrors everywhere.
I know, right?
I can't even tell my neck.
That's not like shoes.
That's not your fault.
It is.
Are you gonna ask me questions today when I sleep?
What do you mean?
When I'm sleeping? Are you gonna be like...
You're the one who keeps waking me up.
You're the one who's like, yeah.
I don't know how to like show you.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh, yeah.
You see it?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, this chat won a close-up of everything, okay, this is, this is, let, let, stop stepping
away.
I'm giving, okay, okay, flex, flex like everything, mmm, yummy, yummy, mmm, okay, turn around,
Turn around, turn around, we're getting in the back, we're getting in the back.
Wow.
Okay, now do like the, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you're like walking away while I'm trying to like, show a shot.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, now do the thing, do the thing.
The thing that you were just doing, the arms, like, shh.
That?
Ooh, yes, yes.
Yes.
Type shit, type shit, type shit.
I was like, didn't that?
Yeah, yeah.
type shit.
Type shit.
I was like, didn't that?
Yeah, yeah.
But he didn't see that happens like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Chat!
Look at that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice.
That's crazy.
What the hell?
What?
Whoa, guys.
What is chat on?
What's chat on crazy stuff right now?
Don't know what they're saying.
I've locally just been recording you and not reading it.
Yeah, yes, I would have paid $25 to watch that lookie
Okay, oh
Okay
Chat type one if you would type two
Okay, fish ups
Hmm.
You're stretching me.
Yeah.
Stretching and changing the body.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Type shit.
Type shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How old are you?
Hmm.
I'm 21.
21?
Are you 20?
I'm 20.
You next, go ahead.
I'm just like stretching, you know?
Gotta just like give them a stretch in the vision.
Yeah.
Jeff is so pretty, I know.
Aw.
Aw.
Yeah.
You're like my neighbor.
How do I hear my name like this?
I don't know.
good this morning after the shower. I told you.
Yeah.
What's up? Am I fed it up?
You're fed it up?
Yeah.
What?
People tell staff, like can you stand next to me?
Yeah.
Staff it.
What am I doing?
Chill. I hate how your phone's on, like, oh. I don't want me in it. Chill. Chill. How the
How the fuck do I get out of this?
Okay.
Okay, close.
I'm just like, just take it on the phone.
Thank you.
Thank you, I just wanted to see you in a minute.
Thank you.
Good.
Thank you.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh, Chad's like, I'm glad.
Chad's like, I'm glad.
Chad's like, not right now.
Till.
Oh, really?
It's getting handled apparently, I don't know.
Wcat, Wcat.
Wcat, Wcat.
What would we do without her?
It's on the stage.
Do you have a cat coming in?
How come you never tried to bleach your hair?
Cat, I really want to bleach his hair
and give him some cross-ed tips.
What do we think?
I think it would look really good,
and he'd be so hot and sexy.
That's not my mom.
I think you let your mom say yes.
Let me talk to her.
Is there a TV camera?
What? No.
I've laced my hair.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Bye!
Salamat pul!
Salamat pul!
Salamat pul!
Salamat pul!
I was like, no one at the gym today.
Oh sorry, I was supposed to be recording you.
camera woman who were those people
Gwen died his hair for the last day well then I won't be able to enjoy it if
it's the last day they felt they felt the aura I look you don't know I don't
know I still don't know is that your car all tussles look the same to me I'm not
I'm not gonna lie.
Da-doh, da-doh, da-doh, da-doh.
I'm bored.
You're bored?
Yeah.
I know you're bored.
What?
Let me show her how to do this.
Okay.
I skid cardio for you.
Well, why for me? You can do cardio. I don't give a fuck.
If I did cardio, my abs would go crazy.
Okay.
Why didn't you?
Where's your car?
That's not your car, that's, oh, that is your car.
Yeah, there is dirty people in here.
Dirty people where?
Yeah, but we don't have water.
Do you have water?
Hmm?
No water.
Hmm?
No water.
Water?
Yeah.
What about water?
Okay.
What about water?
Uh...
Yes, we have water at home. Why? There's water right there. Okay.
A trouble track. My eyes are stacked. And I'll go back to black.
Kai said that's spelling everyone.
My arms are stung
and I go back.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Mwawwawwaww.
Why is Kai asking stuff like spelling everyone?
I could be changing my time would be wasting I got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby I'm not say hi, I'm not say hey but you shouldn't worry about what
they say cause they got nothing on you baby nothing on you baby
I'm coming from why was it open did I open it?
Thanks.
You guys are fine.
No.
Also, the thing's ready for pick up time.
Yeah.
You think I need it or something?
No. I just want to make sure you don't forget.
Okay.
I don't love you anymore
We're pretty long that I adore
Five words that I hate
You're gonna take time on his ex?
Yeah.
Because you keep me on your road, I lose around my throat
Cause if you're gonna leave, better leave, better hold it fast, can't live without you
I wish I could see you and what you're doing when you're coming back
And I don't wanna have another heart attack, oh Lord
Can't know what someone wants to be
Your lover on the loose
Every other week when you breathe
Only one can be
My flight's on the 23rd, guys
Thank you, lady.
What?
Can you leave on my birthday number?
Yeah, thank you, sir.
The cut that always goes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
So, number one.
Life is good, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, life is good
and
Life is good, you know what I'm saying?
It's good, you know what I'm saying?
Like life is good, right?
It's life good or not?
It's all good.
Life is good, right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So life is good.
Life is good, right?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
Life goes for you all, we all are here single.
Okay, is that it?
Life's good, that's it.
I'll tell you off-trend.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey
Yes, you should
That's why she know my girlfriend should I come clean
Why is he saying that
Okay
Now I'm worried
Are you actually okay?
Hi Roshi!
Yeah, I'm actually okay.
I'm okay! Are you okay?
You were the one that wasn't okay.
Why wasn't I okay?
You said, I'll tell you why I'm not okay.
I'll tell you in chat.
And then, and then you telling, like, all you said was, life's good.
So like...
I'm okay though.
I was, I was jamming out.
I was, I was jamming out.
I was enjoying the music.
I was singing along.
I just want to eat the mango stick first.
Okay.
Not right now.
I don't know.
It's been like a day.
Sure, I'm not sure.
It's up to you.
I'm gonna leave it up.
Now I feel like shit.
I had a shake, right?
I didn't feel like shit when I was in it.
But now I'm in it.
I'll get like two pinkies done.
Okay, I call my manager.
uh-huh yeah
right?
yeah
but if I lean it up
then I'll be a grinder, grinder
because hey, we're getting mad at me today
how about
they were like
why don't you head for a girl?
hear my man?
how, why can't you just restart the stream?
tomorrow?
like, now
why would I restart now?
but we were like what do you mean? I'll tell y'all like the gemstream was good
we were actually... I had a good pump. Yeah and then we got in the car we were
just you know jamming out and like... things are good, things are good, it's just like the little things, I'll tell y'all
Okay, am I doing something wrong?
No, you're not doing something wrong. It's never you.
It's me. I'm the problem.
You know what the wrong dreams do we do?
I feel like I did something wrong.
Why?
I don't know, like...
Okay, you can tell me what you're thinking about in my stream.
Wait, Chad, I'm gonna end my stream.
So that's tomorrow. I can go live again.
Oh shit. Why is it sexy?
No, I said I'm gonna take some momentum.
Okay, check the text.
Check your text, huh?
Yeah.
The yo text?
Thank you for the sub!
That's why.
Yay!
That's why.
We'll talk about it.
What if I start streaming my life again?
I don't know.
We'll talk about it like okay, wait wait. I thought that's what you wanted though like I
Do you please I can't control please you could have like at least held it until we were like outside of the car
But like okay
Yo, who's up Roshi? Thank you Roshi
Well, she gave me some
So you don't want that do you think I help you with that because I always feel like that's what you want and
Then I'm stopping you from that which makes me feel really bad
Wait, let's just do this off. Okay
Okay. Oh, okay. Let's go. Let's go. Yes
Wait
Yeah
What is this conversation?
Yeah, no listen bro. All right. Here's the plan for tomorrow
Nothing
Yeah, it's nothing to do with you
Yeah, what happens now and then what happened me well what happened just now and just it's nothing
because it's bothering me
okay
I'm gonna end my stream
it's literally like stupid
okay tell me on stream
can you chat? I'm gonna end my stream
I just forgot to
I have a really bad chat
because I did say we're gonna do 24-7 nonstop
but like
I'm starting to realize it's better if I just boot up
and spark up and plan and shit
so like
I'm gonna start doing that
it's just a really hard change because I've been doing this for 14 days in a row
and it's like
I'm used to comfortableness
And like, there's just something I have to deal with in.
Yeah. But yeah, chat. It's okay, yeah. Please don't get mad at me, guys.
I just think it's better if I just end stream.
And um...
Like, I'm gonna boot up. I'm still gonna stream every day for 365 days. It's just like...
I'm just not gonna do 24-7, you know what I'm saying?
And that's what managers said as well, like, it's just better.
It just makes me feel like I'm not working hard enough.
cause I streamed that on but I'll have to deal with it
but yeah guys, physical tough
we'll be here next week when Gwen's not here
what the fu- no he said that in Gwynn's
he wasn't talking about like Russian show
yeah take off the time you need no chat
it's just cause a few people last night said like you're in a stream
you're in a stream for a girl and that's what you mean you know what I'm saying
you definitely got burnt out I think so yeah but I did it out of fear chat you
know I did it out of not like being afraid of me alone and also to cope but
yeah anyways that took a lot and I'm not in my stream but why should we do that
I'm not lying, it was a coat. I did it in a coat for, you know what?
And we talked about it?
You know what? They know too, by the way.
Yeah. Like we talked about it, guys?
Like, we're still talking about it?
I'm helping him out?
I've been telling people that he's 24-7 coat, yeah.
It's because I'm afraid to be alone, bro.
Yeah.
Ian, I don't know if that's something that got me up in shit.
But yeah, cause it is sad.
I was like that for the Jason fight.
Like I would just train alone,
eat alone, eat alone, stream alone,
and then I would just go to sleep alone.
And I just did it.
But now I'm not, but yeah.
Yeah, but it's something I gotta face.
So, all right bro.
All right chat, I'm in my stream bro.
Is it awkward when you see the off-stream shit?
What?
Like right after like boom, you felt...
No?
...you know bro, we could come up with a new action movie, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
Appreciate that, that's right.
Alright, sure.
I'm wearing my trim bra.
That'd be fucking sweet today.
Tomorrow is picnic, I think.
We have to still look at the list to see what we need.
We...
Well, you have Fortnite.
You have something at 1.
Yeah, that's at 6.
I don't have anything at 1.
don't that was just a solo cash with me okay well she said six so six yeah yeah
we'll try yeah we'll we'll try to be up early guys
all right all right but yeah chat it's I'm just coping bro I'm just gonna my
I appreciate you guys for watching and I'm sorry, I feel like a loser for not being 24
7 alive, but I'll still be live every day and if I do miss a day, then I'll actually
feel like a fucking, like a bum.
But yeah, I'll tell you, this is the way I chose, and yeah, you know the good things
you guys well. I appreciate what the on par is, thank you guys.
This is the way I show it, I would leave it up, but maybe I'll leave it up on the web
news, but even that I still have to face myself so
I'm gonna use that insurance and find the
therapist. Do you think I need a therapist?
I'm gonna find, you can find therapists from the insurance room.
Yeah, you, I think, we'll talk about it tonight. We'll talk about it tonight.
I'm gonna talk about it tonight.
Um, but yeah.
Alright, don't destroy your fizz, go mental out for it.
You're right. Thank you.
Thank you so much guys.
Alright, I'm gonna end the stream.
You wanna press for me?
Yeah. Okay, bye guys.
Peace out guys. Love you guys.
Stop shooting. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Do you wanna end the stream? I don't know, it's up to you.
You click it. Okay, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
See you guys tomorrow at 10am.
10 a.m., are you gonna sleep in?
We'll see you guys tomorrow at, fine, 10 a.m., 10.30.
No, 10.30, yeah, we'll see you guys at 10.30.
Yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow at 10.30, check.
And CSD, is it locked?
Maybe a little bit later, but I need to stay locked in.
But yeah, check.
Okay.
We've got the shrimp tomorrow, but.
Mm-hmm.
All right. See you later.
Bye.
Oh no.