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Why was my microphone muted? That was weird. It wasn't muted. It was just like, oh, that
was strange. Oh my God, Chad's back. We have cligs. I believe they did it just because
I kept saying cligs and hicks every time I read out their names. This is why Chad. See,
I'm smarter than you. I mean, I've done this for too long, man. This is why I didn't bother
learning to say cligs and venom. I just kept saying cligs and hicks because I knew it was
gonna happen anyway. Who's laughing now bitches? You're just old. Also true.
What's up chat? Oh my god, we have some new duos chat and they're all confirmed
now. I was just writing down like where they're dropping real quick. So what do
we got? So we got a Queasy Victim here like on the North Split right? Yeah like
let's do, what do we even call this? Let's do North Split. Let's call it that for now.
North Split. Where's scaring chance going? Do we know? Do we know where scaring
chance going and then question mark question mark so presumably clicks
invent of my cottage other I guess your bucky was actually serious about
dropping here brother brother oh latte oh chance and scare going latte cool
thank you latte landing noise very nice oh richie's conned by Nemo so we get to
watch Richie Cole today hopefully I don't know surely Cole's not on right so
I don't think scrims are gonna be super crazy, but hopefully at least a couple of the new doers are playing
We can just watch them if the scrims straight up just suck
We're just gonna yap about four now for a bit
Just so you guys can like have the void become back to and I can go play apex
I you guys have to feel like I'm just ignoring the situation
Yes, they kind of sucked bro
I streamed in the morning for fortnight and was like I want to go play apex and then everything went down
I was like, I just don't want to talk about for now right now
So I appreciate you all being patient and waiting till today and now the YouTube video off as well
Oh, he said lofty like lifty like this one lifty lodge like here lodge, right?
Higgs the Lodge? Okay. Higgs wants to get Lodge. Okay.
So we might be conning Venomages, because I feel like that's a very Veno-esque drop. I feel like Veno's probably gonna want it.
So Veno vs Higgs off spawn.
Damn!
Damn!
So you're gonna watch Pro Skims? I didn't say we're gonna watch Pro Skims yesterday.
I mean, I don't even like, I don't think we're gonna watch many, I don't think we're gonna watch much in this town.
It's gonna be like maybe like one or two games, maybe the first session.
and we'll see.
So the Higgs drop curve, curve dropped Higgs.
So you can go watch my last YouTube video if you want.
It was very odd.
I don't really know what the actual,
like I don't know who started this make any,
but I did hear a little piece of evidence.
I opened up Ryze's stream just to kind of see
real quick before I made my video
and Rich was in the call and Rich will said,
I've gotten dropped twice today
in reference to the fact that Ryze dropped in for scrims.
So it makes me think that Rich will go drop first.
So it means ages, I think this actually started with Venno.
My understanding is it started with Venno.
Easy story, March, 2020, I got this message
from Venom down to try these on my achievements.
I think it was like, I think what happened was,
I think Venno, yeah, I think Venno started this.
Is that fair check?
Cold started it according to craze?
Cold started it.
But cold kind of affected ages.
It has to have been Venno.
If cold, okay, so let's say cold Ted rapid. Yo, I want to drop you. I'm not playing with anymore
I'm gonna play with ritual. Oh
But that would have been made ages free, but ritual said he got dropped
Richie for specifically said that he got dropped which means that ages dropped him and
Ages didn't need to drop him for Venom unless he wanted to I
Think it started with Venom I think it started with Venom
Venom makes the most sense. Venom said he only dropped clicks because Higgs was available.
What does that even mean though? Like Venom said that, but what does that even mean?
Well like, clicks could then go back with Higgs. I don't think that was a factor at all though.
I don't think anyone believed that, right? Like, everyone in the- I saw that tweet,
everyone in the reply, it was like, that's just that, mate. Like, that's not it.
Because Curving Clicks has already split.
I don't think many people believe in that one, I'm going to be honest.
But like at the same time, like, I mean, the Clicks fans are going to be mad at Venno,
but it's just, it's the game at the end of the day.
Venno was so positive about not dropping Clicks, but it's ages, bro, and it's not any disrespect
to Clicks, it's fucking ages.
Like I kid you not, ages is, in my opinion, the best fragger in the world when he's primed
Like he's up there with fucking Pete's Prime and I don't care what anyone says
It wasn't as long as Pete's Prime and it's cuz Pete was eye-gailing and doing the fragging but just pure raw fighting ability as a
Fraggler ages is undeniably one of the best in the world
And he is good almost every single season the worst we've seen him right now was Summit and I don't know if that was here more
Rapid or I mean ritual whatever happened, but I
Think who said that shot who was the pro who said that was a bucky
Don't know if it was Bucky. Maybe it wasn't Bucky. It was someone. Someone said like if gun to their head, life on the line, going into a new season, you have to pick a frag to do well with, you pick Aegis.
Like he is consistently, if not the best, one of the best, every single season. Osveno, he said that. Yeah.
ages nuts bro ages really fucking good bucky said that yeah and he's right
he's actually right he is like one of the most consistent frags of the last like
not even two years like four years ages been crazy three years he's been like top
three frag on the region almost every single season like the worst you get
of ages is gonna be like the third best frag of performance in a grand that's
like the worst you get he was extremely sick at summer coming into it yeah the
the first couple of days.
So I don't know.
I don't think it's an insult to clicks.
Like, clicks fans are gonna be pissed, obviously.
And a lot of people are like doing the whole,
like, venue use clicks and like content and this and that.
And I'm not really getting involved in that
because I don't really know.
But like, it's ages.
No short clicks needs to make, no chat, okay.
Clicks, I don't know.
I think Clixen Higgs did a lot better than what they did.
Clixen Higgs did a bit rough at 1, can then at the end, but Clixen Higgs' placements across the board have been solid.
And like I said in last night's video bro, there's literally no better option.
Clixen Higgs, playing at their worst, is honestly probably still better than any other option they have separately right now unless a snakening happens, no?
Like what options do either of them have that's better right now?
There might be a snakening and it might cook something up where maybe like it frees up some fucking other tier one players
But right now there's not really any other option
You won't have the wheel but I feel like they overcooked with wonky land
I feel like wonky later wasn't there was too good it just almost overcooked for them
And we did have shark and teeny both come out and say that wonky land was a lot harder to play than people realized to
Merrow chat, Merrow is not better than Clicks or Higgs, chat what are we doing?
I fucking love Merrow but like I've gone too high for the Merrow return too many
times chat and then being let down whether he's actually coming back but
even if he does come back chat is he's just Merrow is not the same level as
Clicks and Higgs right now even playing bad. Merrow's just got a lot he's got to
catch up bro. I'm excited for it but like let's not do that but yeah Merrow
playing with Donnie would be cool man I'm excited for that. I love Merrow and Donnie
of duo, so I'm excited to see how they go. But like, let's not, like, let's, Vora,
you gotta be like the absolute biggest clicks-hicks-hater. Can you agree that this was clicks
as well for not taking the game serious the past couple weeks? I mean, like, kind of?
But I feel like that's also just not fair. It's not how life works. And that's just not
fair. Because like, when Venos started playing with clicks, he kind of knew it was info,
and it was the best time to be doing a bunch of other shit. If it was a week out from FNCS,
But like we literally have no tournaments for two weeks
I don't know why everyone's on clicks as dick for taking a vacation at the best time take a vacation
I think every single pro should be taking the next two weeks easy
I think if you're grinding super hard right now, it is actually worse for your progression as a pro player going forward
That's why they all hit fat burnout and they always burn out of the worst time
Like this is the time you should be chilling out
Everyone's everyone let off the gas the last like week or so a wc finals was the last thing they needed stay locked in for
Crazy ones to disband but kingly is holding him according to rise of stream that could be full content farm though
I don't I love rise. I just don't trust his stream as any form of actual information
No, the reason why I'm trusting what ritual said in the backgrounds because ritual wasn't content farming
He just said it cuz like you know he said it dude
I don't trust anything right says cuz he just trolls you fucking and I love it. It's hilarious
I just don't trust Ryze on stream. I'll trust him like kind of off-stream in conversations
But if if an audience can hear him, I don't trust Ryze
Motherfuckin loves the content farm way too hard
All right, then away just twice. Oh, you're right. Good comp. Sorry. Thank you
Why shouldn't you do it this because I'm confused. So yeah, this top list is just that's like who's called land. There you go
We'll just do that and then we'll do this
There you go, it's okay, it's not confused.
Yeah, so I guess we'll see, man, I guess we'll see.
So yeah, watch games today.
Session one's looking not the greatest,
but it's enough teams just to watch for some funsies.
And then we'll get the F1 out of system,
then we'll play some Apex.
Also, Jeff, those of you guys who like spending your channel points,
we might be doing some EA gambling today.
We might be doing some gambling.
Oh, I can't load.
Okay, basically what's happened is Apex is doing a promotion
Apex is doing a promotion where if you get heirloom shards you can get two heirlooms for the price of one
But they're random heirlooms, so it's literally gambling on gambling and
He me out. I hear me out here. This is why I need to do okay. I know I'm just like I'm literally just fine
Okay, so this is this is the promotion they're doing but wait. He me I hear me out
They're also in another promotion where you can get a hundred and twenty apex packs at a discounted rate
But hear me out. It costs seven thousand seven hundred credits. Guess how many I have
7,700. Like it's the fucking universe. Like what do you mean? Come on. That's the exact
amount that I have. Like you think I'm not gonna do this? You think I'm not gonna gamble
this way to get my ninth heirloom when I hardly play the game? You're fucking crazy. Packs,
packs, packs, packs, packs. Yeah, well see how we go chat. We probably do that after.
We probably do that before we start playing Apex. We can play thoughts on cold ritual.
I think that'd be good, bro. So yeah, if you guys actually want more in-depth thoughts about
I talked about in last night's video a lot more detail like I'll be we'll probably be re like re saying the same things today
But I think cold richie how well do cold Richie do at the end of them playing?
How well did cold and ritual do when they were due at the end?
I'm trying to like I remember what their placements were like it was like good at the end
It's like it was just it was good. It just wasn't good for cold ritual, right? I think that's how I kind of remember it
Yeah
Here we are cold Richie, okay, we hate cold ritual
They came fifth in the division one finals the last division one finals. They played they came fifth on 272 points
They lost out on fourth on tiebreak
Yeah, okay, it's a definitely yeah solid they came second they won a game in eval
They came fourth in the finals before that
Then they came 17 that was their worst performance it looks like
Like, third, yeah, so like, their placement's like, they were getting consistent top fives.
Yeah, so last time they were together, they were fine, yeah, they were solid, yeah, that's
how I remember them.
Like, we just wanted wins, but they were getting like solid top fives, yeah, so I think they'll
be fine, dude.
Oh, that was the week they all come by Epic, they did so poorly, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh,
gosh.
Were you updated about focus having soundbugs in the game?
Yeah, everyone has soundbugs in DWC, bro.
Like I'm not gonna I'm gonna be honest like that's it's not cope. It's unfortunate
But folks and Thomas don't should I'm better regardless like every single team got sound bug at least once or twice
Focus Thomas's didn't play well enough, bro
To say otherwise is just to disrespect both those players as as players like they should be doing so much
But they could have had sound bug every game and I expected to do better than what they did. I
Don't want to be weird like it's because I think they're phenomenal that I'm not accepting that code for why they did bad
They're too good fit to do that play like have those placements even with soundbugs
Is a glacial pick could have won with six games at seven he could have potentially yeah
Like culture stuff of rapid their placements are really good nearly every tournament, but this okay chat
Can we also talk about it again because I had the same kids coming to the same shit?
I've had to go to war
Over the fact that Venno and Curve were not a good duo
They just had one really really good grand and a few good div cuffs
But they weren't gonna be good long-term then they fucking split so I was right
Then I've had kids on my dick saying Curve and Higgs aren't gonna be good because the whole IGL situation and now they split
And I've still got kids on my dick. I don't understand. I don't want to be that guy
But can we please just start trusting what I say a little bit more? It's fucking annoying
I'm willing to defend my points
But even when I defend it kids are still on my dick and it's really irritating
And I've been right every time right now about doers every do I've said that will it won't work
I've been right the only one I haven't got a chance to see now is clicks and Venom
I still think they would have been way better. We won't get to find out now, but that's fine
But it's just getting annoying
I've just been doing this long enough you can just tell you can tell by watching teams how they play their performance
Even when they're doing well, you can still tell when like there's friction and something's not working and they're probably gonna split
Like some of my placement predictions have been okay.
I would say all of them are good, some are good, some are bad.
But my team predictions have been fucking immaculate.
Like I've been predicting like which duo is Will and Won't Split like crazy and
kids will still get annoyed at me every time.
It's really fun, Dorff.
It's really fun, eh?
apparently clicks want to play with rapper rapids friends didn't want him to
play it pick up clicks did rapids say that rapper wouldn't play with clicks
dad rapper would not play with clicks rapper doesn't like the extra pressure
he doesn't like the content he has no like rapper would not play with clicks
rapper wouldn't play with clicks that'd be like one of the last doers I've ever
expected to see out of the T1s I actually asked I was curious to I asked
rapper why he paked curve not Higgs and he basically said curves aim is fucking
cheating. He's like a genuinely I swear this kid's cheating.
Click six seven inch clicks X savage. No, it's clicks X Higgs
check clicks and Higgs back to you. It's happy to do this.
Then you do us down. These are the do us.
You mass lack with the prime.
I'm still very confused by corn wrap and splitting.
I didn't wrap it like they they done it some it bro. Like
their vibe is just bad. Like it's just how it goes, man.
Chat, Rapid literally dropped teammates after winning DivCups.
Why would he not drop someone after getting like 17th in a lane?
Chat, sometimes it's not even the fact that Dura could work.
It's just the vibes are already cooked.
You've had one shitty performance, so like you're kind of in this weird spot where like maybe like you don't trust each other
and then you just split and find someone else.
Like it's just...
Yo, what's up, Valor with the team on for 6?
Like cold baby has lost a bit of faith in rapid and just didn't want to like stick it out to fix the vibes
It's just easy to just go back and play a ritual like it's just not that crazy. I don't know
So Fran you keep him with a t1
And like it's another t1 option like rituals phenomenal, so it's like why not you know
Like sometimes switching duo is just saves a lot of effort and time
Like you could put effort at a time to like fixing the vibes of your existing duo and work on issues
you have or you could just split and have the honeymoon fresh vibes of someone else who's also good like it's not that crazy
It's what people make it out to be
Hey Abby, thank you again. This is how it goes with four napros man
It's different other esports. It's it there's like a lot less about like chemistry building and stuff, you know
How many do as we seen form and instantly look like Thanos. I guess is how it goes
We do the playing streams, I'm not sure so out of the ones we care about looks like rituals playing canada's playing
I'm not saying uh threats is playing rises playing buckies playing no Pete though. Uh
not too many of the new teams unfortunately I didn't know how many of them would get on
but if scrims suck today so I'm gonna play apex like I wanted to anyways it's like it's
kind of like this gets like the fortnight chat out of your guys system hopefully so
then when I switch to apex everyone just leaves me alone. I think they don't have winning potential
clicks and he's way to stay there because they didn't win from a good drop like you
you know what I mean?
We'll just have to see, man.
The biggest problem is gonna be the drop spot now though.
I guess they're gonna have to come back
and bitch Venno off of Lyfty,
which is gonna be quite difficult to do.
So like the vacation is a bit rough, it clicks right now.
But if Venno's on vacation too
and no one's playing Scrims, it won't really matter.
I guess they're just gonna come down to the Div Cups
when we first come back from break.
Why did Booga's play into?
Don't they need a coach too?
I don't know, like, I mean,
everyone feels like you need a coach right now,
but I think Higgs is smart enough and motivated enough
to not really need a coach.
I think it helps for sure, but at the same time, like,
coaching just saves time and effort.
And I think a lot of the pros who are really good,
but just don't have the same drive and passion
to put the hours in, get a coach,
but like, I don't think you need a coach.
Are we sure that has got a lift?
I don't know.
Can I chat say he is, but I don't know if he is.
He hasn't announced it.
It feels like a Venos drop, but maybe not.
I think what Venom might not like
with the new glider cutting it's really, really, really hard to alpha off spawn.
The fight drags out like crazy now with the glider cutting because you don't have to 50-50.
So back in the day, elevated high points were the most 50-50 drops because you had to get
down and get the chest and you won the whole spawn fight.
Now it's the polar opposite because you can cut and then go past it.
It's actually the least 50-50 drops.
So maybe that's what Venor doesn't like.
But it's like, where else does he go though?
I think you re-read with the prime.
What happened to Clixin's fiends chat?
You got baited.
That whole like it ends with X thing was full baited.
So I'm saying chat, you need to not use Rise as a reliable source.
And you need to not use Rapid as a reliable source either.
Rapid and Rise both love to troll.
And there's Rapid in my chat saying lol in all caps.
Like chat, you guys really gotta like trust your sources better.
Trust me, I got you.
I know who too and who not to believe.
That wouldn't even be that bad. I do think things got mad disrespect. I think people like I think the clicks calm being like clicks
It's way too good for things was a little bit crazy. I would be honest
That's like a whole different thing
Don't trust Ryze, yeah, Ryze is funny, bro.
Ryze and Rapid is both love-trollin', man.
But yeah, I do think Sphinx was getting mad at, like, disrespect, I think Clicks and Sphinx
could be crazy as fuck.
it's going to happen but I think it could be crazy as fuck.
Sphinx is definitely on clicks as level.
I mean based on reason for all of this, Sphinx is above clicks as level.
It depends like how you're looking at it.
Who'd IGL Sphinx?
Sphinx isn't IGL.
He's just, wait he's IGL then EWC Quo, he IGL to top 5 and lost grand like bro Sphinx
is a good ass fucking IGL.
Sphinx's placements are crazy last year.
Road's lead to Kanata getting fucked over.
Bro, this thing's really gonna make the break fun, I guess?
I don't think so, I'll be honest. The fact that pros aren't even on- if pros aren't on-plane today,
I don't think they're gonna get on-plane really at any point. I'll be honest,
I'm not just saying this because I'm away for it. I don't think the breaks can be that exciting.
We'll see, we'll see.
They're all- they're all chilling.
They're all kind of survivor, man. And a lot of them who are like, the only ones that might be fun to watch if anyone's actually conned by it.
Yeah, clicksticks is confirmed chat that's happened since I made last night's YouTube video. So that's only last night's YouTube video clicks and he's are confirmed
Yes
Hey Katie of the Brian I
Don't know man, I've given my opinion on the clicks he's thinking a million times like I know literally wants to an FNCS
I swear bro him and Higgs just
Do the content route play everything have fun as fuck vibes with it
Don't do like the no comms and shit stream everything just have fun get like solid top 10s or top 5 be huge performance
And then just make fucking millions bro like I just I don't know man different people bro different motivations in life
I get it clicks go shit ton of money and stuff
But I swear the clicks is long-term goals of building like an empire like he wants to build like a billion dollar empire like I swear
Just do the FNCS wins. It's not worth that much. I'm not even kidding
And like he exists so perfect for it too
They're both crazy as fuck like they can literally get top 10s and potentially top 5s
I think they'll even perform better without the pressure of like the win being the ultimate goal
And I just think like to win is gonna cost clicks so much even if he does win it in the end
Like I know you said like it's worth everything to him
But like both the amount of like money and content and just like like building and I don't know man. We'll see
Not even WQ has run it down. Just have fun with it. If your expectation isn't to win
everything, you and Higgs on the same page are both streaming everything, so even if
you do a bad in one tournament, you still made a shit ton of money, the vibes are just
better. If you get like a 30th, it's like, fuck it, we got a 30th, but we just streamed
to 20,000 people combined and made fucking more money than the prize pool anyway. Money
is never enough, I get that chat, but Klicks has openly said he wants to run a billion
Empire one day like that's why he's got X said that's why he takes all the brand
deals so he clearly cares about money and building something as well I just
don't think an FNCS win is worth that much I really I'm not kidding especially
in an e-sport where like there's been like Mickey ass FNCS wins you can have
your PY deleted the night before you can get randomly conned another team can
just get fed kills we gave the point now where people is gonna fucking trade
drops at the end of tournaments like I don't know bro I'm just at the point
where I just don't think an FNCS win matters that much like obviously does
the clicks, different motivations, but like I don't know dude, I would fucking trade clicks
as life for every single pros in an instant. But I've said this since the start, I just
looking for the outside in is someone's bit older, I just, I respect clicks as drive to
get an FNCS win, I just, I don't get it.
I think Venomite leave Lifty, J-Dubbs, that would be actually my guess, the promise is
There's no other T1 drop, like where else is Venom gonna go?
He's gonna have to call someone for a T1 drop.
But I don't think Venom liked Lifty that much.
Why is Sunken Shore a fucking ice cream cone?
I guess because you're gonna get to the gas station.
If I were to say Clix's Eye Jelly, is that real?
I would be unbelievably surprised if that was real.
Especially with no coach.
He'll go on the bottom right there, he liked it, he's gonna con Muzz, Reed, and Joggy, they're
gonna make it a quad cons cluster against a team that's already called lan, I don't
know about that.
And Reed Koopa, sorry, yeah, Reed.
I don't think he'll con that, bro.
Yeah, what's up, snow feels good, bro, I felt good actually sleeping, it was nice.
I got some games here with Draco too, I got some iChat, the zero build meta right now is
That was actually fun. I played some 200 pinged zero build games with Draco before I went live today.
So I'm gonna have a catch up with him and oh my god there's some fucking sweats in that game mode at the moment.
Holy shit. He's rolling up going crazy with the zero build tech.
What's up, Edgy? What's up, Troy?
Ain't Crayol the Prime? Oh, nice. No, hell yeah.
Do you know what we can explore in no cap?
Rapids is very happy with Curve.
Dude Rapids got his choice between Curve and Higgs.
And like he's worked really well with Higgs in the past and he's still picked Curve.
I mean I think Rapids and Curve could win.
I think Rapids and Curve have winning potential.
I think people think I just think Curve's shit for some reason just because I say that
like his doers aren't going to work and then they haven't worked and I've been right.
The curve's crazy as fuck.
Yeah, we'll see, man.
Clues comes back from his vacation, villain arc.
I mean, shit, nothing.
I personally mean nothing motivates me more than proving people wrong.
That's for sure.
Especially after getting fucked over.
like that's the most motivating shit ever I swear so we'll see. We shall see man.
The fact that he locked in a tier 1 doer wall away is always a good sign. It was gonna be real
rough for him to come back and try and like find to make something happen.
Just by the looks of the new doers you think has the most winning potential? I don't think you
can really do that only because they're all tier 1s. Like it's all good ass doers that like with
a good drop spot given a good day could win so it's kind of like just depends. But we're gonna
I wouldn't say Venom Age is just because they haven't seen it before, but like bro if cold ritual wins I wouldn't be surprised, if rapid curve wins I wouldn't be surprised, if Venom Age wins I wouldn't be surprised, it's like kinda hard man.
I think those three are like all phenomenal last 2 hours now, but you gotta still compete with the best 2 hours existing still now, like let's not forget people who are still a fucking thing.
6 months with the goat, hope you're looking for to some time off you deserve it king.
Yeah bro I've got so tomorrow's my last stream and then I'm away for a week bro, I'll take 7 days off.
Yay, one with the Prime, think you did?
Are you Jobby with the Prime of the 17?
Hey.
Wait, Wes is playing with fucking- oh god.
So is this like- I don't know, so is this- so is this like the- okay.
I'm not, I'm not, I was fine, so good.
Dude, the football content life is just getting too fucking crazy, bro.
It's actually getting unreal, man, but it is what it is.
What's up, Swift?
He's getting dead last at Bucky Coney.
Let's go.
He's so sharp, Rich H.O.
Yeah, he's been saying games, man.
But if you know VenoAge, they can potentially top 3 duo.
Yeah, it's VenoAge, it's like...
Chat, yes, multi FNCS winners pairing up together could be FNCS winners.
It's like it's it's such a boring statement. It's not even worth like making. You know what I mean?
Yes, two players who have won multiple fncs in the last year could win another as a duo
Fucking report state breaking news
Falkford in kitchen
Oh yeah, I'm in a spawnfire, like I said, they're in just the absolute cycle of like
UIGL, IIGL, this didn't work, that didn't work, like I've caught it from the start man.
If I ask your team who is the IGL and you cannot give me a straight one sentence answer,
I think you're doomed to fail.
That is just my take on every team, every duo, everything.
and so far I've improved them right every time.
Can we live?
Is it not just Kelly, by the way?
It's Kelly, by the way, one, thank you.
So clean.
That P.Poyer's had five. They could give a straight answer. What do you mean?
P.Poyer would have been able to give a straight answer on who's IGLing.
And the one time they couldn't is when P. tried to split. That's how important it is to P.
That's how much P. agrees with my take.
The one time that duo tried to split is because he didn't want IGL and they couldn't give a straight answer on who's IGLing.
Just to produce my point even more.
No, P.Poyer is clear. What do you mean?
P.Poyer would give very clear answers. He IGLs this, I IGL that.
There's not just one of them I yelling, but they have a clear understanding and answer to who is I yelling
And then again when they couldn't they tried to split like it literally just proves my point even more
So clean
So, is PID IGL everything now?
I think PID has a lot of the end, uh, leading in the endgame.
I think PID has a lot of their top lane leading in the endgame.
Nice canter.
Thanks, bro.
I'll just call him a mascot, man.
I think that's fine, Toby.
I think having someone who specializes in, like, the early game IGL and then someone
else in the endgame is fine, because, again, you can still answer that.
If I ask you who is the IGL, you can be like, yep, JimmyBob does early game, I do end games.
Like, cool, that means if you guys fuck up an end game, we know it's your fault.
If you fuck up the rotates and surges, JimmyBob's fault, like people just, you can work on your
mistakes and there's accountability.
That's all that matters for me.
If you can't tell me who was IGLing during a mistake, that means you can't fix that
mistake.
Any sense?
Thank you for tuning in, CasuallySubs, guys.
I'm just gonna come out
No, any time soon my friend. Liam's gonna come see Liam's good, bro. Yeah, Liam's good man
Kind of it kind of pissed me off kids called that div cop win Mickey like Liam played fucking fantastic, bro
Oh
Is everyone got no delay wait a second. We've only got no delay. We everyone's got no delay hell
Yeah, and then we can tell me replays for a bit
Holy shit!
In Minecraft, chat. In Minecraft.
As you're always looking fine, bro. Yeah, my voice is chilling, man.
It'll be really nice after the one-week break.
I'm coming back for the one-week break, and I'm starting to see, like, specialists and shit to figure it out.
I think I have nodes, unfortunately. That's also something I can fix.
Do you think Lee's first Veno? Click through to what Veno's going, Lifty, bro.
Veno hasn't announced he's dropping Lifty anywhere.
Not Cam. Uh, Cam does not play for anyone.
Yeah, post this shit on Twitter chat day one landing since sinister and I'm already on top Peter about left
But fucks up now plusies. Yeah, you buy you buy a lose
Hey man, yeah, one day or one tweet
I treated out one thing that I'm landing sinister and he really left the POI yet all the Peter dickmusters are in my chat
Say you're never winning you're never leaving you're already left. Thank you
Yeah
No, Bucky's playing FNCS with Cam. Cam just doesn't get off scrims.
Might as well clear the orchids and play with Cam.
I got some shock rocks. I'm going to pop one and then drop one, okay?
So, Lee and Roy are going to battle with that sort of actual drop there, right?
That's just for this, right? Wait, is he playing with Desi? Is that Desi he's playing with?
Oh it is, okay.
So they just fell in for funsies.
Damn, so none of that- okay.
Oh, this is actual drop, okay.
Is that what he- Honestly, Leona's catch coming, you're right.
I keep forgetting, I mean, so focused on South Battlewood, I wasn't even focusing that much on North Battlewood.
It leans on good, man.
Bro, the shock rocks are kinda crazy, man.
Playing that zero bullet shit tonight, but listen to shit you can do with them.
Okay, so who's actually, who's not streaming that we would care about watching?
Probably just literally Richel, right?
And maybe like Booga.
But Richel's the only new duo. Is Richie even playing?
But Richie's probably not playing with Cold. There's fucking zero chance Cold's on.
Do I even have, do I have Cold on my friend's list?
I don't think I have Cold on my friend's list.
Nah, I don't think I do.
Wait, Cold is on playing? Oh, shit!
Thank you, friend.
Inside info.
Damn, Cold locked in.
He's crying in this bitch.
Alright, so that's pretty much the only team we care about watching it replays basically.
First source is cold is playing.
Yeah, friend, give me the ad. I need cold employer.
Hook me up with the cold ad.
I'm building the most stacked friend list of all time.
I can play on cold as I have a chance. I also have all the OG creators as well.
Like I've got all the icons of the OG creators too.
Hey, lose to the Bryant?
True, Draco, true.
Cleaning friends is like sprites, you know it.
I don't know.
Poison, I say no.
I'm just like every time I'm in a group of Poison, I never get a chance to ask him at
LAN.
He's always like in the party, like I don't need to add him to then get the fight on.
Do we just lose?
Do we just lose to him?
Wait, what shotgun was that?
Surely those kids are so bad, bro.
That wasn't the maven.
Oh, was that the fucking triple shot?
It wasn't the maven, right?
That definitely was not a good look for scoffies.
But they always have friend requests off, percents.
triple shot wasn't the maven right? That definitely was not a good look for scoffies.
But they always have friend requests off, percents. The pros always have friend requests off,
understandably. Are you banning them too on the aid?
I think they're all very comparatively strong, it's gonna depend on draw spots and just like
who's in form and not man.
Like they're like, Curve Rapid, Aegis Venno and Cold Ritual all having FNCS winning potential
just depending on like the day the tournament the drop spot you know
you click six well I think it'll do a little better than they did before they're
gonna have to like definitely like shape some stuff up for the for the FNCS win
potential it's meant to quickly bring back the vibes bro you know what I mean
I think this upcoming FNCS is going to be one of the best drama wise compact
Time frame with LCQ right yeah, he goes will be in full disc it's gonna be nuts, bro
It is gonna be crazy. Oh my god. He actually won't be to the game again. Wait
Wow, scuffies wasn't getting those kids with some ass. What the fuck this guy shit on
How we just give one be to what those kids are terrible scuffie like you don't know what you dying like those kids are us
Like stuff. He's wasn't kidding. What the fuck
I think Clix messaged in chat. Rapid will never play with Clix. It just doesn't matter.
We're just doing hypotheticals that just don't matter.
That was weird.
This would never happen to Peter, but it's too much war on him.
Yeah, I know.
If someone had marked the map, it probably would have been the same thing, but...
Oh, he said cold. Oh, Rapid cold. Oh, sorry.
So I read Rapid Clix while the Clix messaged in chat.
Let's be careful.
Rapid Colt looked good man. They just did and just like I said, dude
This is rapid cold split probably because they did shit at lane and like to try to fix the vibes and like cold
So apparently cold drop rapid. So cold obviously doesn't trust rapid now
I'm sure he could like fix that and work on that but like why spend, you know
Long time working on that potential and he can just play with Rich with who he did really well in the past already
Anyway, just resets the vibes and rapid now gets curved with fresh vibes like resetting the vibes is worth a lot chat
As long as you're not with another tier one player
I don't think splitting up is bad so people seem to think.
So I asked Rapid, Ski I think Rapid just thinks that Curve could be better than Higgs, which
to be fair like especially long term, younger.
I think it's also a motivation thing bro, Higgs plays the game a lot, I don't think
almost any pro is playing more than Curve right now.
Like I think there's very few pro's more motivated than Curve right now, that motherfucker
is dialed in like he wants this shit he lives this shit. I don't know, Curve's got a good
ass mental from what I've seen too man. He like handles the victory really well he didn't
like get complacent after winning with Venno and he also handled the duddy really well
like he dudded off the land and came back in to start grinding again like I don't know.
Curve so far has gone through the absolute fucking max high and the absolute max low
in both times it didn't stop him grinding and that's a really good sign. He also seems
have very low ego so he's just gonna listen to rap it to you know he's young
to yes you be young running 16 I mean maybe he just turned 17 but he's super
young to so like mad long-term potential to if rap was to stick with him and
normally control would be a bit of an issue but control is kind of making a
big comeback with the new surge man and curve especially curves aim is straight
up just fucking cheats I swear that motherfucker is cheating like I'll prove
it one day what's good oh he's 15 holy shit he's not even 16 yet
God damn yeah curbs just got it, bro. I think he bowl with a T on the 7th
I want to see how good the game is before I do replays chat. I don't even
There's already 68 alive, and I don't know how to get the code
I don't know who get the code off
I know if anyone here's got a good enough fucking res that I can actually get the code off them
He's 16 December. Okay, so he's turning 16. Wow damn. So he's like a young 15 to restore
Like, he's as young as you can possibly be for 2016 this year, holy shit.
Wow, I'm rapping play with clicks, do you think?
Cause Rapper just hates content and extra pressure.
Rapper has no desire to make content.
So why take on all the extra pressure, negativity and everything that comes along with playing with clicks without any of the benefits?
It just makes no sense.
Just look around for me.
I'm most used to using this as a YAP first chat. I don't think these scrims are way
different actually. His friend playing or watching as she's watching. She's playing
with ginormous carrot 6. I thought maybe she's doing a little cold scrim watch but
I was like, damn.
Then he's going to force Curve to not stream. No, I think Curve's going to be live. Curve
will be live doing the same thing he does, like no comms gameplay only with a delay on.
That's fine. I think Raph is totally fine with that.
Chat, the way Curve streams and what comes with Curve Streaming compared to clicks is just entirely different ballparks.
We've talked about it a million times. If you play with clicks or savage, you have to then deal with the clicks and savage comm, which has its positives and its negatives.
And if you have no desire to make content or build a brand at all, it's basically all negatives.
You have all the extra pressure, all the extra criticism, all the extra issues that come along with it, and then none of the benefits.
Chat, Cuckoos, dare you.
No, DT, they still have a 24, bro. Thank you, homie.
I think one of the biggest buffs that would come with playing with clicks is like being
rich as shit where he doesn't mind about dudding if he does well, but I think this whole like
I want to win FNCS also puts like a bit of a negative like, uh, spotlight, no spotlight
puts kind of like a negative like, crosshair on his back, you know what I mean, Targon
is back, that's the only thing I'm looking for, because normally when you're playing
with someone who's like content's their main thing like you can pull the whole
like we don't care gimmick like briefus whatever but then quicksaddle's not that
going for me though cuz he's like made it so publicly learned that like he wants
to be an FNC
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I love Ryze, he's hilarious, but that's why you can't trust his streams.
If Venom wanted Lyfty, like if he was fully set on LyftyTat, he would have announced it publicly, with his team announced it or he would have tweeted it some way, like Venom's been like going back and forth with quick kids on Twitter, he's been on tour and he's chose not to say where he's dropping, trust me, it's a very deliberate thing.
He batting 0-1, I think, bro, this is the first game, Coombs, I probably would not be watching session 2 though, just so you like, you got a rough time out of when we play.
Ooh, Curly, I like this loadout, bro. Stinger hunting is actually kind of sick.
Venom really likes learning Muzz's PY, no, but Muzzin, you got your Cooper reach already
there. Remember, it's more Cooper's PY than it's Muzz's PY, just because Cooper's only
got the landspot. So, conning a team at a PY that's already triple con, one of which
has a landspot is kind of brutal. Wait, can I just play a Mero? Oh, shit.
It's kind of vibey
It's not running shotgun metta if you get the hunting rifle it can be just depends how good you are
This loadout lets you still run mobility and double meds
And the sting resum gene in games kind of crazy and if you're good with the hunting rifle
It can be a pump, you know
Cuz you got a mythic has two shots, too
So he has two shots in the hunting rifle, so it's like way more viable as a shotgun than if it was just a gold huntsy
I feel like I'd probably should try and find the code somewhere though so I can watch the
end game in case we miss it.
Oh, I'm not diamond yet, Kayv.
I started gold yesterday and we're almost playing but we were like shitting on goods yesterday
It was so fun, but yeah, I'm not near diamond yet for the solo queue, which is nice
Do you like click-ticks return? I mean, this is their best option, right?
I agree with my opinion on click-ticks a million times there, man
I
Absolutely love click-ticks that doer if they just don't do the way winning FNCS if they just do the way good as fuck
we're making content it is gonna be like the best time ever and it's just gonna
like explode but that is up to them and their motivations I think they put the
pressure on themselves to win FNCS again it's gonna be difficult but we'll see
The snaking didn't affect just my house and impacted the fortnight scene as well.
My two year old said her mom was now her favorite because I forgot ice cream.
I think it was 65 Drew.
That's amazing.
Been there, definitely been there.
Then you live at the top 18?
I appreciate you.
I can never forget the ice cream.
I think Clix's content does better when they do the winning FNCS thing.
Short term yes, long term no.
And it depends about like...
Depends.
It's hard to jump because obviously content's changed so much, but when Clix used to do like,
when Clix was never like the I'm winning FNCS, it was just like good duo having fun making content,
compared to everyone else, Clix's numbers were fucking booming, like, beyond booming.
I think, like, the fat delay is the, like, not streaming certain things, comms muted, all that.
I think it affects it way more than what you think.
There's a huge sub-section of Clix's audience that really would not care about him winning,
they just care about him doing well, and having fun with it.
Like, they'd probably rather watch a whole season where Clix and Ben are having,
I'm sorry, Clix and Higgs are having fun the whole time, enjoying it.
No, like no comms muted just like like playing everything and then get like a fifth then like miserable ass vibes arguing all the time
Huge delays fucking comms muted for that one win
I don't know
He's pretty chill, he's pretty chill, Curly's quiet man, he's like big.
I do like new jumping on him, but I think it's gonna be excellent, I think it's gonna
be really good for the game as the pros learn it.
Ryze is obviously jumping on top of the meta right now.
I said this, maybe when Overdrive grenades came out and all the pros hated it and said
it was shit and it's just not good and now it's like, literally the go-to mobility over
anything else, like the pros will get good at it and it will be crazy.
got mad potential look at this shit bro that's a fucking sick rotate that's
what that's actually oh what's not to like that's fucking hectic I just wanted
some diversity bro I just wanted something different the minute to watch
So I'm very happy man. That was fucking cool
Is that the rock or the show and that was just the shot that's just the shockwave like that was just a hop rock effect
They didn't have a drive effect on that. I don't think unless I miss all the music it do this sends you so high
But yeah, but it's really easy to get beamed off
So I don't think it's two OP either like Ryze could have gotten shot at this shit on out of the sky from Hype here
If they didn't do it properly like I
Don't think they're like super OP and the fact they have a shot delay like you can't jump and instantly pump
It's really good, too
They were over the prime of night you do
I see how you almost got beaten from Hype then
I have one more dash.
Don't do it.
Did you shock me? Did you shock us?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I shocked out.
You have it?
Good job.
Maybe.
Nice.
why though, like people keep saying that but like being an IGL just takes so much extra time
it's I just don't get it
damn it
alright so how do I get the code towards the end game
Hey, Brandon with a Prime for 14?
I don't know, I don't agree with that take at all.
I don't think he could utilize you else.
Hey, Tyler with a Prime for 28, dude?
Thank you, Pixie.
Alright, let's see if Richie wins it.
Kind of on Richie called to win it.
I don't even know, wait, I don't know if I'm on Fortnite, that's not starting on Fortnite.
Thank you, my dude.
Why would this be the replay?
How do you have the dashes in it?
Are you getting it for like Fortnite?
Or something like that?
Like wait, how does, yeah, that's alright.
I was like, how's that?
The other guy came up with some kind of assistant to be able to watch reexcremes and replays
Did comp or get him, but we did right? Yeah, noice. We're just comping, that's fine.
Oh, Curly has the honey...
Where? They killed Curly in...
Curly and dead.
Because I have more success with Higgs than I do, but he also might not like it's just...
It's such like, I don't know, this whole like what ifism just doesn't work
Like it's just all evidence just that he wouldn't like he might but in the same way like
Clicks might also grow a third arm like it's like what I
Would love to see that yeah, I did it's over 10 if you're just joining the only new duo is this you know
Clicks isn't playing
ators isn't playing
Rapids not playing
Weezy's not playing, Peter's not playing, I mean this is one of the only good duos playing.
Actually this, I think this is literally the only tier one duo.
I don't think there's a single other tier one duo. We have a couple fills and then we have like Ryze.
Evidence shows Higgs won't do good so I won't try to say anything different, but what I mean is Evidence shows Kleece won't do good.
Kleece never IGNF and CS me neither.
It's just it's just it's just coped like it's not it's just not productive or healthy towards anything
Like shit, maybe maybe click switch to controller there's no evidence say he hasn't won an FNCS on controller, you know I mean like it's just
What's the what's the ceiling to this like there's no end to this discussion that if we just do anything different like fuck
It should try and play with his feet. He's never not one of FNCS playing with his feet. Who knows?
Cuz he's been playing with Virgo
landing Virgo's spot? I think maybe Virgo is landing with him that's in a suit.
Higgs is here. Higgs is sure he can be crazy on IGL chat. He's won DivCubs and stuff, but it's fine. I don't know.
I have no idea who this is. An Angel and somebody else.
Convince IGL? But what do you mean? It's like, but it's just, do you know, I can see the point I'm making though, like...
There's just no end to these discussions if the logic is just, oh, we haven't seen it. Like, we have seen it.
Clicks has IGL multiple seasons and not won.
He exists, Ceiling as an IGL has looked far better than Clicks'
And the only way that'll change is if Clicks like absolutely no last the game, Max passions it
and like he's already shown that like I just don't get it, I just think it's, yeah.
I think we're just on an absolute like weed ass co-train of doom.
Just let them play as they do and they'll probably do far better than the boss, like it's...
I know these conversations are so boring because they just, doesn't change anything.
Oh, shit.
My bad, dude.
No clicks, hater, bro. I literally said W, like, clicks, like, under their, like, duo announcement.
Like, I'm glad they're back, then.
All they needed was a second chance.
just chillin scuba just having no alarm bro just chillin it's gonna be great man
they did chop it why there's so many people back here
oh yeah off to decent start though
if they're really um oh we got the oh shit okay we got the shock wave let's go
dude this item is fucking sick man I'm so excited I'm so much more excited to
watch this meta with this item in it I hope it stays good bro this is gonna be
awesome I'm so so much more excited to watch tournaments with this meta
rise is trying to come up oh my god everybody once I hello us is free for
rich oh I thought those I thought those rise
GGs to Ryze, aww he didn't catch himself, they have no mats, ripped to their height.
Well there's an item that's a new item but it's called the hop rocks, they're like these
little shards you find around the map and you pop them and they give you and your teammate
three shockwave jump dashes basically, they're really fucking cool.
They just got added right before the break, so we haven't really seen Tornus properly
with them yet.
It's going to be so hard to hold in this meta though.
Yeah, Simon's not giving it up.
18 dashed one, so that's great.
Yeah, when I went 18, technically, wait.
It'd be 36, right?
Yeah.
Between you and your duo, it's really fucking crazy.
I thought I might be missing, I thought I might be replaying there where I was like
missed time there but I was like this is not getting off.
Go to pull out the whole ultra high multilay, shoulda get it, yeah it's giving me like katana
Highgrounds were like on the fucking moon
Actually looking good man play with Clixie there
I think you'll carry I do you carry Bojack I think people will have one player carry six shockwaves and one will carry six of the
Hop rocks and they can find them
I didn't bother scoring the first half I don't remember who scored the first goal
Oh, he must have scored the first one dang man Chad I did I didn't bother Holland and
messy to all score two goals in and
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Okay, see what's right here, try and blow me.
We saw one, man.
Eh...
Yeah, fucking good.
Come in.
I'm trying to reload him, reload him.
I thought he was going in there.
There.
Kill him.
See ya there, come on.
Nice!
So Jack was old I
Think Jack's adult. No, I don't think Jack's old
Apparently it's pretty I didn't I've found it a bit annoying thermals
I'm going from playing Bangalore to playing Octane because there's like a zero in every team we verse was annoying
17 yeah, I think you're thinking of C so he was playing with Jack is not old at all. Yeah, that's got mad potential
They're thinking of Jack, oh you're thinking of FNCS winner Jack from chapter 2, yes he
would be old by now but no, JAQCK is different.
It's annoying because they both have Jack and they both have Q and their name which
makes it really fucking confusing, I can't even blame you.
Come here and look at me.
He's climbing back up.
Did he get it?
He's coached might be?
Nah, not sure man.
I mean wait couldn't it just be Tezi? Why would it not be Tezi?
Cause Venom's gonna piss off Tezi, not Klix right?
Klix was nothing but positive towards Tezi right?
It was kind of Venom who fucked that up no?
So I feel like Tezi would make perfect sense.
Cause Klix was like really positive towards Tezi.
See I think Tezi, if he was gonna get one.
And Tezi's really good too, just whether Tezi doesn't already have too many clients.
Cuddle C clicks him with tessie. Yeah, he raised he died. I could definitely see it being tessie. I think tessie likes he's too
By the code he speaks it's not gonna do good man. Sam is having telling you guys they shouldn't sweat the last like three weeks
It just wasn't a good fit as a do it man
That's how you get it done
It's really fun scooper. It's really fun man. Yeah, I
Really enjoyed it. I hope we get a good session today like we did yesterday
Yes, they started up and then we started like fucking just frying kids in the middle
I just couldn't see him, sir.
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They're pretty chill, man. None of them really the big teams are playing cold and Richie's only new big team is playing right now
So we're kind of just chilling man
There's also more of a way just to get like the fortnight conversation out of my chat system so I can then play
It takes to just chill not feel bad about not talking about it, you know
And if it's made babies will so there's only like four main species of live bearer fish and Molly's platy's guppies and I
Forgotten one there was called live bearers where they give birth to live fish like little small fry like you just saw there
Most fish actually give birth to eggs and then the eggs have to hatch
No for sure scuba for sure man like I've always had pretty humble goals little bit by average a that man
Who is this ah this is Batman Joe and press
I think Tessie is the best option, I think Tessie would be good for Quicksand Higgs, but we'll see.
Chastain asked me about new duos all night, yeah but I don't feel bad about ignoring, I kind of felt a bit bad about ignoring yesterday but I just really couldn't be fucking talking about yesterday, I just was not in the mood.
I was having so much fun on Apex and like, I don't know, new duos just don't excite me as much as other people.
Like I'm literally more excited watching that end game and seeing the Shockwave item than I am about all these new duos.
I mean, cause since I'm not like biased towards one team, like I think you guys care because like if your favorite pro player picks up another player and you really like them or dislike them, it means a lot for your season, whether you're going to enjoy it, right?
Like if your favorite pro player is in the pro that you just don't like, it like really affects how you watch the season.
But because I don't really care who plays with who, and because they're all just tier one switching around, they're all still just going to be good.
It's kind of like not that exciting for me.
But like everyone was freaking out yesterday and I just really couldn't bring myself to care that much.
And because there's two weeks till tournaments as well like if there was tournaments tomorrow
I'd be way more like oh shit who's dropping where like oh fuck who's with who because there's two weeks. It's like
Some ask you but yeah the mouth brood is a really fucking cool. I don't think any of my fish are mouth brood is though
Yo, he's moving yet Krillian fucking flies bro Krillian actually flies he's a really good fighter man
so that's the one thing off the shockwave so you don't have a build to lay off
the shockwave you do have a shoot delay though which is really cool so you can
like jump up and get PC but you can't instantly shoot yeah Krillin is
unbelievably fast
He make land, he did make land, yeah.
You know what's always confusing, okay, true, I'm gonna call them hop rocks, you're right,
that is gonna make it confusing, okay.
Because overdrive grenades the shockwaves and I'll call these hop rocks, true.
You're right.
Sorry, they give a shockwave effect but you're right, that's very confusing.
Hop rocks, hop rocks, hop rocks, hop rocks, oh my god.
Shit on.
Oh yeah, the game's already, oh, the game's dying out that much.
3 probably will though. Yeah, Krillin is fast as fuck man, he's a very good fighter.
Yeah, I'm getting the habit of calling them pop rocks.
What's the onesie style meant to be? It's Mongrel's icon skin, bro. Mongrel got an icon skin and you know how he wears the like, the minion onesie?
Like you've never seen Mongrel, he used to wear like a, not a minion story, like you know, um, Toy Story.
Toy Story has the fucking this, you know, like the claw, and they're in the fucking claw machine, the alien thingies.
Yeah, it's meant to be that.
But you can change the colors on it.
Okay, wait, what are we doing?
They can noise in the platform.
Yeah, the alien's in the claw machine.
I can't.
I fucking love those guys, bro.
The claw.
It's weird.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, man.
My fingers are gonna work.
Actually, kind of wholesome vibes.
Like straight up just apologizing to your duo.
No ego shit.
Go back here.
Go back here.
Actually kind of wholesome vibes like straight up just apologizing to your duo. No ego shit
Thank you snow appreciate it bro, hopefully you come back and I've got two new heirlooms
I don't know if you heard about the other plan to do some some some pack openings today
So we will get some predictions going if you guys want to mindlessly gamble
will I try and get in-game items that offer me no advantage? You're in luck.
It's off of emoting. Do you know my friend, please?
Cook's still vacation acumen. He weren't playing for like a week, man.
I'm gonna pop the two medkits once we see half of them.
There is no divcub, Chevron, two-week break, man.
When you alums, you won't, okay, so I think this is the ultimate gambling. Apex added
a system today where right now they're doing a promotion once per account where you get
and you get two heirlooms for the price of one but you don't get to pick them.
So that's going to be very interesting. It's very stupid because I could get two heirlooms of
characters I'd never play. But I think that's kind of funny. It makes the gambling vibe even more
gambling. I'm gambling on the chance of getting something to then get the chance of something.
Like it's like even more gambling.
And they're running a pack promotion right now where there's a huge discount on packs
and I have the exact amount of money I need to buy those two sets of packs.
sets of packs so I just have to do it bro I gotta try if I go through the first 120
packs and I don't have the heirloom I will decide how many more I spend and
I'll set a limit because I don't want to like fully chase it but it would be kind
of funny gambling squared basically it's really game on game but oh really
salted no because it's 100% your fault I would have never needed existed you
You didn't send it to me in chat this morning, this is 100% your fault.
You have enabled me.
You think it's the call, fucking us?
No, you can't get Universal 1's one shot.
You can't get Universal 1's.
So I'm hoping I either get the Corander, which I wouldn't care that much, but I want
the Big-Arts Sword.
I want one of the two Big-Arts Swords.
Get my Deaths out of the wall.
All Valks.
Valks would be cool too.
All lifelines.
Are you showing your universals?
I think you can, it didn't say you couldn't get universals,
Hypey.
Yes, Solter, yes.
Air looms are like the, they're like counter strike knives,
but like you can't sell them to other people.
So like the things your character holds,
because in Apex you run faster without guns out,
like with just your fists out,
and if you have an air loom it just looks cooler.
That's why you see me pull them out all the time.
The funny thing is, I actually don't want any air loom more than the universe one I already have, because I love the double sword.
I'm just doing this because I'm a degenerate, basically.
No. No.
One on four.
This is a solo level in Borendrow.
Hell, they've been in nice, bro. Very nice. I slept for 11 hours.
Oh, nice, right. Thanks for coming to Mousepad, bro. Appreciate it, dude.
Alright, cool.
So Shadowbound Fury is one of the very few Mousepads I had zero input on.
Jenny and my brother wanted a design like that and they just fully cooked it up and I just said, like, look, this is not for me, but I'll let you, I trust you guys, and yeah, people have been loving it, bro. It's awesome.
awesome. I had basically zero input on that mousepad. Oh, Krillin's down too. Everyone's
keen. Oh shit, everyone's keen. Yeah, I got a BG in two days, but tomorrow's my last
drink.
Exactly one shot, exactly. I'm giving you guys the chance to gamble your channel points
out. I'm really, honestly, I'm doing it for you guys. Realistically, I think you guys
I should donate the money so you pay for the heirlooms too.
Just, just the thought. Like, it's so good if you don't.
I think you should.
Watch replays? I don't care that much now.
It's not gonna be so honest, bro. I really just want to talk to my chat.
I just want some shit going on in the background so I can talk chat about the new duos and then go play Apex.
There's really one- I- I- If- If like, four of the new duos run,
honestly, if two or more of the new duos run, I would care a lot more.
But it's just Cold Richie.
And Cold Richie's actually the one new duo I care the least about.
Hear me out?
Because I've already seen how good they are.
Like, Cold and Ritual isn't a question mark to me.
Last time they played together, they were getting consistent top 5s.
So I just think they'll do that again.
If it was like Venom Ages was playing, or like, you know, I would probably care like
being replays a lot more watching Just Then.
But out of all the new duos, Cold and Ritual is telling me when I care the least about
because I've seen it before.
It's up to you guys, good mousepads last a while man, it really depends on your skates,
how hard you press them, there's a lot of factors that matter but what's good is also
like you can always, especially if you get the designs of our mousepads that are like
a tonal harmony where you can flip them upside down, you can even like flip it upside down
and then you're on a whole new surface but as long as you don't have scratchy ass mouse
case and stuff doing you press super hard you can have a mousepad for ages I've
had pros on my mousepad for every year and haven't needed a new one yet and
that's probably why you play like fucking 10 hours a day you know I said
hey mr. prostiton for 16 thank you dude I used to get within a few days to a
week's Queen you have the longest you'll ever wait unless there's like a huge
issue is two weeks two weeks is like a very long amount of time to wait for our
aspects it's most likely like a week
already a shock is in a second in recubus
oh my god man it's
5-5-1
no we think Higgs is gonna IGL chat it would make much sense to increase the IGL
the measurements are on the website, enemy?
I think the world map is fucking hectic, bro. I absolutely love the world map design. It doesn't fit my stream room aesthetic because of all the, um, all like the bright LED lights, but if I had like an office setup, like it's a more muted office setup, bro, I'd fucking love the world map one. I think it's actually so cool.
muted office set up right fucking love the world map one I think it's actually
so cool
really I don't know it shouldn't play
low and don't dash and get you to die
Yeah, that's fair, shiny. Yeah, how's the PC going Merits? Has it stopped eating
RAM? I love the fact that Ryzen Curly are rocking the whole program face. I don't want to see
them keep doing this oh that's cool job
I'm on back, you look down, need my contact.
What are you called over to 5-7?
I care.
Everybody?
Go, go, go.
Yeah, fuck.
I'm back up.
Shocker at the...
I was feeling, he's saying that I do, I have no idea why.
I don't know how a mousepad would feel better with another mousepad under it.
That's literally like such a weird, unsurface plane.
I don't even know, dude.
And now a mousepad is already pretty fucking thick, bro.
Any figure of business legit spongey with your mouse pushes into it, which is bad. I don't know man
It's not a me channel like defend my own products. I've just I got no I got no clue what's happening
There's crazy anyone and I don't know why I'm unable to give the name right now, but it's driving me crazy
Muzz cold early
Ah, threats, threats. What do you think of threats? What do you think of threats, bro?
Threats has all the pro-vax, high scores and shit.
Harvey? Maybe Harvey? Harvey might be thinking of as well?
I'm just jumping once, bro. Love this.
Pick a place, he doubles on me.
Yeah, when people think of Amazon NA, they usually think of threats and mugs.
Carb is more of an up and coming one because he started going crazy as fuck in the last
year.
His aim lights with the burst SMG was wild.
Oh, Sleps is doing fucking well, bro, Sleps is doing fucking well, man.
Cove, Cove's got probably the best control aim on NA right now, in my opinion.
You can't see through the water bro
Dude the water he just couldn't see looked up and it's fucking blue. Just staring into a washing machine. Oh
Merrigan IGL I don't know I'm guessing so I think Merrigan is playing as IGL yeah
Come on Ryze. Ryze solo clutch. Come on
Oh
Literally got sprayed by all three remaining teams in that five second sequence he literally got shot at by every single remaining team. Oh
My god, you handle the prime biggie did for Jimmy when you play fix
I will see how this last game goes where usually game three session one is like usually the third game for shittiest
We'll see how this game goes and then we'll jump on
I
Cannot a mirror. Oh shit
Where's the lion Booga was right to the left of them, so Booga probably rotated
play west or central?
Mero I think central but I think central because Donny's on the east coast isn't he?
I swear Donny's east coast when he's hyping, right?
Otherwise I feel like Donny would be playing west this whole time if he was
zero ping or west west I think Donny has to move back home on east coast every time
I mean this might be a back out scenario. 340 below for Mero.
Potential back out scenario.
Not throwing the shockwave.
Oh my god.
Uh, he should have did a sneak peek.
Yeah, so it rolls. I've heard it from people like,
Josh is 17 chat.
Josh is 100% 17.
I'm still not entirely sure on the reason to lie earlier.
I think maybe like the, the Clicks PC thing was kind of like,
the crux of that, but no, yeah.
He got zero. Did he get it?
JR is 17.
He's 100% 17 chat.
So I haven't really delved too much into like the why he we thought he was younger
And I think he definitely looks younger so I get it, but no he is 17
But like I said, I'm as old looking you know too much because it doesn't really affect me
And it's just gonna like it doesn't really like putting a big spot
It just makes it more negative for George when it just really doesn't affect me and I just don't care like
What's the proof he is is
No, none of the new duels are playing outside of the cold.
But again, I just don't care. Change is nothing for us, though.
The top duels are playing outside of cold.
And booga.
Hey, you shielding you, uh, billing group?
Hey, subs, guys.
Wait, they're right next to booga. We're about to get canada versus booga.
Oh my god, he's baiting!
They're not falling for it.
They're about to get vicious backshots.
I can I can feel it
Dude the shockwave that sorry hop rocks are actually so fucking cool
I'm so excited to come back and just pray for Tony's bro
I'm genuinely so excited the first day of cuffs these hop rocks are fucking cool
I hope they don't just get bolted though. I feel like pros are definitely gonna bitch about them zero builds for canada
He's got a pop his medkit
Maraud's just chillin. They're just alert up
I'm not usually what do you mean find a kill somehow? I'm not in the cold anyone, bro. You just can't find one
Oh my god it's Buga again. It's gonna be Mero vs Buga. Guaranteed. They're playing solo
FNCS with zero builds each. Who dies first? Bro this is how every game is going for an
up-watch recently. It's just two people playing solo right now. It's gonna be Mero somehow.
Bro they've cooked this season so hard bro. Like they've absolutely cooked this season.
Scrims are amazing, comps are amazing. Like they fucking cooked this season dude. Kale
How does the Prime think he did?
He did not such a good job.
Oh my god, Ashley the refresh.
Who are we killing though? Who the fuck is Heddy set going? What is the fuck is happening?
There's no chance this game 3 is not just full just like WP dead.
It's Uga, it's not Uga. Ritual just died.
Yeah, this season is an absolute cook.
Don't trash my teammate? No, no, no, Mero. I'm fucking trashing on who the fuck he's killing.
wait oh that's where that's your dogey money when he said goes your duo who the
fuck is that I'll trust you tell me he's crazy like I'll believe it it's echo
oh okay I know echo okay dude we okay the up-and-coming pros have got to stop
changing their name to dumb shit it's just like I know a lot of y'all don't care
about your branding but like you should care just a little bit more even the
teammate options like even just to like get gassed up on my stream and some shit
or like fucking fax the stream or some shit like just let us know who you are
because if I start seeing you play some bunch I will gas you up and it just only
it only helps you going forward team options fucking content or even like
It just has some fucking branding.
I'm Donnie Darko, I'm pretty sure.
Any Lug of the Prime of 10?
Or at least change his name so I can actually know what it is.
Like change it so I know that it's like,
like I know who you are, you know?
Like the day and night shit, I can still tell that's day.
Cold playing scrims, he's motivated bro. Not just scrims, like shit scrims.
The game's staying stacked enough which is nice, it just doesn't, a lot of the big names didn't get on.
But it's still killing it with like running them and making them solid, it's just a bunch of big names didn't want to get on.
When it's session 2, I'm not watching session 2 bro.
There's one more game after this. I am fully expecting it to be an absolute W key and it was a place made face
I just want to talk to you about something you do as in shit
Subjects, yeah, I'm doing well man. Hey, don't bro
Now steps you gonna stay locked in bro, you're gonna make me look like genius. I need you on 4 night 12 hours a day
Hey, you see this, they still on, right?
Appreciate it, honey.
If I have to decide, we got me, Keith,
and Coombs lined up again.
If we play late enough and one of them needs to get up,
I'd love to get snow in for a bit as well, though.
Two B, two B, two with Darcy.
But we're kicking off the apex session
with a bit of a pack gamer.
They've got a weird promo right now.
I want to take advantage of it
and run some predictions for you guys
to gamble your channel points as I gamble my real money.
I mean, free, PG's.
Oh my God, seeking encrypted one.
Crazy ass finish, let's go.
The type is fine.
Let's go.
Sleptsy, he just doesn't want to play with you taking him, you're not good.
Nice, magma.
Now, Sleptsy's good with his fucking apex, he is just the worst teammate ever, though.
Another thing that matters, I just already had Keith and Coombs lined up from yesterday.
I'm almost diamond. I mean, yeah, like I like you fry kids like you definitely fry like you got some good
I think you were just a terrible teammate
You could you could get to like you could get to uh, you could get the fucking bread and I'll still believe that, right?
Chad, now they will sound up to it better than this, bro.
I'm getting hated on for this take, because I said that Clicks and Higgs are better.
I said like if they wanted to, like that's the potential they have.
Like I just don't get, like, Chad, this is the same equivalent as like the English teacher
asking you like what a poem meant to you and then kids saying that you're a fucking idiot
for what it meant to you.
Like I'm not saying that's what Clicks is going to do.
I literally said Clicks clearly wants to win an FNCS.
I'm just saying, I kind of wish personally,
clicks and heaps would just go the content route.
Cause it would be crazy.
I'm still a click, I'd be like, what?
How can I be wrong about that?
That's just what I want.
How can I be wrong about what I want?
What?
You how other new-
How is that possible?
Stop, Cole?
we get fishing streams back? Um, probably not, bro. Oh, I had to click some Venom duo.
I didn't. I was, I'm very, very happy to click to Venom Split.
Only because I just like the awkward moments of like when Venom just fucking snaps and clicks is just, I don't know.
I hate watching it.
Because I can't where Venom is coming from, so like I totally get in its Venom style and it works.
But I just like watching clicks like good vibes do are not like walking on eggshells, you know what I mean?
Like even if they like did that the entire season like if it was gonna be like those
vibes the entire season and they end up winning the FNCS like again I get selfishly I would
just prefer I'd rather watch clicks like play with Higgs good ass vibes having fun and they
get like a top five or some shit.
Cuz I like like click one of my favorite pros to watch you know is like the fucking face
of the game when it comes to competitive and content. I'd rather not watch that, just
like waiting like every moment for him to get f**king snapped on. But even himself is
just how he plays too. Clix is just less fun to watch than he plays at Venom too, because
he's just so scared to like go for plays.
So it's confirmed, clicks and heaps, yeah, yeah, clicks and heaps confirmed, right?
But I mean, like it was just obvious, bro, they have no other options, like it had to
be clicks and heaps, there's no other option for them.
So it might change, I could definitely see clicks and heaps splitting, if there's another
snaking, like another snaking, it could shake things up and like there could be good options
for them, but right now there is just, that's the options, bro.
I'm not scared of the hat.
It's back in war right now.
Oh I got hit hard.
That's 80y already.
80y.
80y.
You think things do better because people don't have high, but they will.
Jack, Clicks is going to have the same, like Clicks is going to have high expectation of God so he plays with chat.
I just have the worst, I have no ammo for anything.
Give me two bills, show.
They're gonna have a coach?
I'm not sure man, Tezi would probably be the best option though.
I think Tezi, the reason why Clix wasn't working with Tezi is because of Venno.
Venno kind of like did Tezi dirty.
Clix did it.
As far as I saw, Clix had nothing but positive things to say about Tezi.
Oh
They used to I'm cool with the prime thing did last before vacate tomorrow bro last year we tomorrow this is the last game
We watch I'm gonna play some apex and chill out today, man
I am fully tapped out on for that man today has just proven that to me like I don't care like I'm not gonna lie
Bro fucking Zay could come back to play with Saf and I just couldn't get myself to give a fuck right now
I'm very I just need a break man
I think I allocated my mental capacity to like be fully done on fortnight two days ago like that was the last fortnight stream
This is now kind of made me want to like do a bit more of it again, but I just can't do I just have the patience for right now
I need to wake up. I need it. I need a reset event so I have the patience to deal with all this
Yeah, I think 10-10 wants to not live coach. Yeah, so that might be an issue. I don't know, bro
I swear like I don't know man. I
Swear not having a live coach is fine
Like I think the majority of the strength that coach should give you is like all the prep like prepping the strategies like in granting the
Strategies like Vod reviewing afterwards to work on the mistakes like I think it's totally fine not having a live coach
He was having someone in your call to like tell you how many like points you need for this and that how many points first is on like
Shit, maybe even do the whole like replay classic of like pizzaing this skin like
But like as far as like the actual telling you like when to take hide in this and that like I don't know
So that's just not that necessary
I have an extending shot in him.
No, no, no, one's sitting below me.
Oh yeah, they're gonna be.
I built a kitchen and played with Steve's picks, Mara said he's playing with someone in the X-Band chat.
You gotta work on your sources chat.
You gotta learn who to trust and who not to trust, man.
Fuckin' expect it, this building.
Man, it took like 80.
I did it like that, dude. I did it like 160.
I
Enjoyed the vacation OZ
By any remaining I see a shocker
That's awesome. I don't need sorry
I'm big big shot. We're not playing cute with someone who was there
We're shooting right now, cube
Yeah.
It's probably gonna turn right on this.
No, I need to do one more for us.
I'm a fucking person that made it.
Kill these guys.
Sup, Tiro, how's it going dude?
Hate on homie?
100.
Nice, stocks.
What's the site for?
I've...
180.
Well, comments you got on Twitter have now seen that I'm getting an insane amount of hate again for saying that Prime Ages is up there with Prime Peak for that season.
but now kids I've the comment is there's no way you think ages right now is as
good as Peter bought and it's literally primes like it's like I can't man I
can't watch anymore bro it's so bad dude it's genuinely so bad
No, I know and I know my mistake my mistake
I'm aging no chat look prime
Fine so good
What are your heels
Easy sitting
I
Said
That was a chapter six season one is Pete's best ever grants performance and I think age that same season was comparable
That's not crazy
That is genuinely not crazy. Prime Pete just lasted so much longer, and again, I said their fragging ability.
The fact that Pete was eye-gilling on top makes it more impressive. I literally said that.
The fact that Pete was putting up Prime Fraga numbers while eye-gilling is fucking insanity.
But as a fragga, just the damage and evens they were getting,
Aids and his Prime is literally one of the best in the world. That should not be debated.
You just can't mention Peterbots, and kids just switch their brain off. They just can't have anyone compared to Peterbots ever.
bro, Pete said this man, Pete literally said that he would have won that grand but wasn't
for ages being fucking primed, like it's just dude, he's getting bent out of shape with
the opinion you have on someone who is literally agreeing with me
Hey, so guys, what's going on?
I mean, it looks like a bad summer, bro.
It's been looking pretty good.
It's just bad summer, dude.
Old striker, two chug jugs in stock.
Don't mind me.
Damn, all right, we cashed it out, bro.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna get this other drop.
Click takes for sure.
Yeah, man.
Click takes for an ass today after my video, bro.
Yeah, it quickly takes his fish a man
People's not aware of how good ages yeah, I just got stuck here at pity pity people who just do not watch the game properly man
I don't think they moved to E. Nah, she's not worth it bro.
Just loses so much, they're not really getting anything, man.
I'm dead, yo, like, oh, what the fuck, bro?
Boom, Sandman in 20.
Dude, like, hold on.
They're gonna put you on gas, I shall approse.
Just boot me here, bro.
Alright, just boot me on gas.
They're close, con.
I should know they're going up there.
I'll boot me on gas, boot me on gas.
Are they going up there?
They've downed me.
Like, they just...
It's arcane skin, and a cat one.
It's all good, Marksie.
It's fine, bro.
Okay, alright.
Hey, big stand.
The game's reclassic, bro.
Alright.
All right, okay
Big 25
Okay, but you did Keith you did perfect timing my dude. I've got to open some packs first though. I'm doing my pack thing first
I'll DM Cooms make sure he's free as well. All right
Opening packs then good to go you good Cooms
games. Alright, wait. Oh, I gotta do anything. Wait, how do I do that? Do I have to restart
my PC now? Is this what happens when you have four night out before you go into... I think
if I just close... Do I have to close? Yeah, I just close every game because I'm good.
Alright, so how many can I open in one go again? How does it work with opening the packs
in one go again? No, we do get a fifth. You see, as you see, that's why I started playing
Octane again. Octane's so fun though, man. Max open is 50, okay.
So I'm trying to figure out what's a good amount for the prediction to not be like, ultra one-sided.
Do we do like, two minutes then 50? I don't want to be doing this all day, so maybe we just...
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, it's all the regular ones, but when I already wait, why would it give me winters
vain?
Is this not I already have bloodhounds already have this just not in this color wait so I
I could get the same axe, but I could get a blue version of it?
What?
It's a different one. They do recolours. Oh, God.
Okay, I'm gonna open some packs because I want an heirloom anyway, but I don't want half these heirlooms.
Maybe I should just buy an heirloom outright.
Okay, so what do I want and what don't I want?
Who the fuck even is this?
Who's even is- oh, Sears.
I don't know how many of these I actually want this could be mad risky you I do get to though
Okay, I won Valks. I won. I
Don't how many characters I play
Okay, there is more than I want than don't want I'm realizing but the re-skin like if I got this I'd actually be so pissed
If I got this I'd be so fucking pissed and if I got this I'd be kind of pissed too because they've recolors the ones
I already have
Wow, what's the hour you got? Alright, so 25 is the max? Yeah, 25 is the max. Okay.
Alright, you got 30 more seconds to add and then I'll, uh, and I'm opening.
Do you like Bang Sailor Moon? I do like Bang Sailor Moon.
But it's also characters that just don't play that much.
And I love my Universal. The two little, like, Universal blades are so cool.
There you see this?
Alright, let's go.
Okay.
So I'm looking for red tab we're looking for red it's like oh it's not go go go it's red oh, we didn't get it
Sorry that you've already lost. You know straight away. It's open as you guys lost, but we got golds
Okay, dude. I'm gonna have so many skins the character never play
Dude, you can tell by how many fucking shards that I get of how much should I've already spent on this game?
All right, we go again. Oh, I
Got a good given a bonus one. Yo, dude. This game is actually just like gambling. It's crazy
All right, we go again this time you only have one minute though. So I'm not waiting that long your woman attack
Go, go, go, yes or no, go, go, go, go.
Don't think about it, just put money, go.
If I have to gamble, you have to gamble, go.
Is that again?
Not encouraging gambling.
This is my money, and then your money, it's fake money.
This is also tax deductible gambling?
Let's go.
No, I haven't opened any since I opened the Katana's Nov. No.
That is worth pointing out to that for the odds.
Those of you guys who know, I am not going to get the guaranteed one for 500.
If that helps the odds for anyone who knows how this works.
I got an heirloom maybe like 50 packs ago.
You have the same chance of getting an heirloom all the way up until the 500th pack
and then the 500th pack is 100% by the way, just in case you guys didn't know that.
It's not like it scales up as you get closer to 500 packs.
They've proved and confirmed that's not how that works.
You have the same chance of getting an ALM for every pack up until 500 and then the 500 one is 100% that's how it works
The L6 the 2 on thank you, bro. I'm gonna go again. I
Don't believe that it's been literally proven like it's in the game files
Legendary pose, but I have multiple legendary mirage finish. That's how you know this is bad chat
This is how you know it's bad.
Here we go again.
It's 50-50, true.
It is a 50-50 chance of me getting this chat.
Either I get it or I don't.
Only Pixel knowers know.
Only Pixel knowers know.
I think L6 is the tier, I think, bro.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mix.
Sorry, I didn't mix.
I was going to say this facts, I've placed in like a couple grand total, I think, so I have like seven alums.
That's across like six years, seven years.
No, it's probably less than that.
I think it's like maybe like...
Maybe like a grand, because I've done most of them on like discounts.
Maybe like a grand.
The base of ripping cases are not really, cause you can't sell these for anything.
So that you don't like ripping case in the sense that you're like,
oh my god I'm gonna retire my family off getting some fucking sapphire karambit.
Bro, I don't like that the friggin base of the pack goes red.
They know what they're doing. These fuckers know what they're doing.
The base of the pack goes red, but then it's gold, you know what I mean?
Because you look for the red to know that you're going to get it.
How do we go again?
We go again, chat. We go again.
I need to be able to like buy one more, one sec.
Have I got this set up so I can just buy like one more?
So I can do like the 25-25?
Do I have my credit card linked on this?
Wait, do I not? Oh, I paid out, that's why.
I was like, do I not have this set up?
Last one, I'm serious, you guys going in with me?
The problem is I actually don't even, I just want to take advantage of this two heirloom
thing.
Like there's no heirloom I actually even want that badly.
Like if I get like, like I don't know which heirloom I'm going to get out of this, it's
going to make me play anyone different.
I want to play Octane today, I literally already have his heirloom and then the other heirloom
that I'd want to use is my favorite universal heirloom I already own.
Like I don't even want air loom, there's not even air loom that I really want, that's the worst part.
I'm just doing this because the idea of it randomly assigning me to air looms is kinda funny.
That's basically it, like that's the funniest part.
I think the only, I think the air loom I want the next most out of any air loom if I could pick is literally, where is it?
It's literally the sword.
This one.
And it's a universal, which I can't get.
I think this is my next favorite air loom.
That's the craziest part.
I
Did hear about the new solo queue diamond thing it's interesting it's interesting. I'm interested to see what that does the playbase
I see why they're doing it
Come on
No, we got screwed again chat
Okay, I think my plan is we're gonna open so we're gonna do one more
I'm gonna buy one more pack so I can do one more and then we're just gonna leave it
I think I'm just gonna save it and wait till they do these discounts. I just keep opening packs only with a discount
Cause now like I can't do these discounts.
And none of these come with packs or anything do they?
Oh wait, any of these like cost effective if I like the actual skin it has?
I don't like any of these skins, the summer skins all suck.
I don't like any of these.
And they're the only ones that come with stuff anyway.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck is this?
90% off, what the fuck is this?
Plastic fantastic pack, what the fuck are these?
Breaker pack.
What's in them?
So it's only if you like that character.
Death Dynasty.
What the fuck is these?
Oh, and then you get the Revenant thing at the end of it.
What?
Dude, EA just really monetized their shit at the arse.
Hey, it's actually crazy.
They actually really do monetize everything at the arse.
It's kind of wild.
But I'm the one feeding into it right now.
I can't even hate on them.
I'm really the one doing it right now.
I just got the Wraith and Bloodhound, but I already had the new Bloodhound.
That's what I'm thinking, like I think I'm gonna get screwed.
I don't think I want to do this.
Alright, we didn't get a chat.
No, now we play the actual game.
So what do we do now?
I wanted to do it just for the memes, cause I wanted to gamble on the Gimba,
but I really don't want to spend more money for no reason.
Death Dynasty? That's how a lot of people pronounce Dynasty, right?
Dynasty can be spelled pronounced Dynasty or Dynasty.
I actually think Dynasty, I'm pretty sure, is pronounced by more people than Dynasty.
I think it's just Americans that do Dynasty.
Nice, Quinn, nice!
No chat, no.
I want to play the game.
I don't have that long to-
One is like, I don't have that long to-
I'd rather play games than open packs.
I think English too, I'm for nine, thank you bro.
So I've already rage baited by Twitter,
don't you guys start rage baiting me now about opening packs, okay?
I need you guys on my side here.
I think I'm guessing I was going to take longer is he in the game maybe wait let me say is
he in the game he's not even on this guy he's not he did respond though he responded
Wait, is he? Wait. Oh, he said bet. Okay. He said bet. So that was 10 minutes ago
The degenerate do gamblers are struggling true true true true true
Hey English for each other, bro. I'm playing my food. Okay. Cool. Cool. All right. I'm playing my food
Motherfuckin said like he's in like a Michelin star restaurant. I'm plating my food
Motherfucking you're taking some shit out of the microwave. You're putting a toast
You're putting a toast to strudel on a plate. Chill the fuck out. I'm plating my food. I
I just got killed by the craziest ragehacker right in Apex or in Fortnite?
My thing is no launching.
Oh your game is just no launching?
Yeah.
The fuck?
Fortnite is teleporting anywhere on the map and one bullet does 200 damage.
To be fair that can all get like insta banned though.
That's like when you get into the band.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome in my dude, what did you place off?
What did you what meal did you just plate up some um, just bear chicken nuggets and some air-fried potatoes?
Okay, like that's like some one of a meal. I'll give you that as better than I actually expected. I'll give you that I'll give you that
Chicken I've the the the potatoes kind of helps a bit. It was just chicken nuggets. I want to still after you
But yes only cheese like that will get like instant in KJ
That's like some cheap ass cheese that are like so easily detected
My apex ain't launching and they want to connect to way a server my apex ain't launching either servers are down
I guess you've got to be fucking kidding me servers are down
No, I don't want to
These fuckers turn the servers off
Bro, I just want to play so bad. I don't even want to open packs
I have so many the skins I want like this is the cool like I have the coolest fucking octane skin with the a loom already
like I'm good more gambling no
Look how many fucking legendary fucking octane skins. I have do you think I need more gambling? I have six legendary skins as motherfucker. Oh
By the way, I just randomly started trolling through twitch and like on apex and yeah
It's like no like no one can play. Yeah, you're spending more money
No, man, I didn't last time it happened. It took fucking hours.
I just got on like there's just no way I just get onto this shit.
Oh, my God, how am I the most watch streamer? I know I just swapped, but how am I the most
watch streamer? So wait, so wait, no, I mean, oh, fuck. So if you're already in a game, you're fine.
But if you're not in a game, you're fucked. Is it like you're not on your fuck? That's the worst
pot yeah you guys dude you guys are real friends you've been loaded up ready to
play I mean it's fine as well I just got kicked out these motherfuckers are
really about to make you rip another hundred packs fine chat fine I mean I'm
genuinely sitting here watch it once Ozzy gets the heirloom servers are gonna
come back yeah he's a motherfucker you're good all right chat fine we'll do another
prediction like literally second nothing better I don't want to go back and watch
For tonight. Give me the fuck off for a night
When I can just hurting my brain today or screams that shit
So this screams
I mean like kind of like ritual and call with the only new team playing game three always dies out
But it's just bro everything I talk about the new doers just gets clips and put on tour there run
Just fucking hate it like I just can't that's so boring. Oh, yeah
It's so boring right now, bro
It's because there's like no one else talking about it like faxes are going live to like to like drum up some clips
They're just like in my stream just waiting
I'm getting like the caption classics to where the caption just doesn't make a sound anything like I've just said
Yep, I saw one being like Aussie antics speaks on clicks and Higgs reforming
All right, so I can do a channel place here, let's go
Well since we can't get you I'm thought of my water. Did I just buy this I just buy I bought it twice did I
Can't buy more than
This isn't cheaper is it me buying 25 separately is the same price. Yeah, okay good. Okay. I was about to say I
I will say I'm not gonna buy more in case like it doesn't get it and then like there's like the discount lady
I mean, I shall we go get all my good old time
No, damn it
Who was I every sad to see gold?
Go gold gold. Oh, yeah, that's kind of cool skin though. I already have a legendary skin
You know, I've never played her not a single game and I'm now have to choose between two legendary skins for her
I'm not gonna lie that skin is so ugly, bro. What is kind of cool? It's like a burden shit
Fuck you
All right, that's what you got no 25
Okay, so wait what are the skins way so what wait was that was that at was that?
issues
Okay, I literally okay the skin I have is already so much better
So many cooler skins for a what the fuck
I've never played around for legendary skins for and they're all cooler. Dude. She's got some sick fucking skins, bro. Holy shit
Because she has some sick skins. Holy shit, she has some cool-ass skins. I actually can't
just have it between the two. I think this one's actually called a fallen angel. That's
fucking tough. Yes, sir. I'm gonna check which gun skins I have now too. I probably have
so many more gun skins I haven't used. She used me wrong again. Yeah, I heard she was
really good at one point. You're probably close to having every skin in the game. Okay,
Okay, I haven't spent that much money.
Yeah, I've never played during a meta when Ashe is good.
Like, I've, like, run into so few Ashes ever when I play this game.
Well, meta really good. Was her ult, like, insanely good or, like, her Q was better?
Like, her kit is good as long as, like, it is good.
Like, it has the potential to be really good.
Some characters, their kit just will never be good.
Like, but her kit is actually sick if the weapon, if the, like, if it works.
The dash? Nope.
Alright chat. This is looking bad chat, it's looking bad.
Not even good gun skins man.
This is not bad. I'm literally going to check my gun skins after this. Alright chat we go again.
Chat if you don't know why we're doing this, we're waiting for the editor's service to come back.
I don't want to be doing this. I literally want to be playing the game right now but service it down.
So I'm rewarding them for letting their servers go down by giving them more money.
Fucking bird a face is just too lucky man. He is. They just know bro. These fuckers just know
Hey, tax right off Elise. Ah
Speed pad Ryan speed pad. Yeah, I could tell speed pads, bro. I don't like high friction pads
I don't know how anyone enjoys playing on a high friction pad. Even just like the day-to-day activities on it just so uncomfortable
I need this man
Do you yes
a little bit coupe I've definitely opened a pack or two in my time my chat just likes
to do the odds just keep going lower and lower even though the chance of me pulling it is
like not technically higher but like so funny how like human psychology is with like odds
like it's the exact same odd every time it doesn't matter how many like how many times
it doesn't happen it's still like the same chance where kids will like see it not happening
my favorite game was with the offices I got what hasn't happened to me the next time it
That's a high chance of happening.
Thank you Zesty with the Prime, thank you dude.
My favorite is hearing people talk about gambling
or being like good at it.
Like I love nothing more than hearing people talk
about how they're good at slots.
Like bro, I've got the method man,
like this slot is like, you trust me.
It's just not how any of that works.
There we go again, you know what the best,
you know what the best chance is right now
is actually putting money on yes
and me accidentally calling it wrong.
That's actually probably your best chance
of getting like a decent return on this.
bro you just manipulated more kid bro
well pro sport no pro sports betting is like no sports there is like sports
betting there's some skill and I'm like knowing teams and like who's playing who
and this and that and like stats like that's there but like slots when someone
literally is like bro man I'm like you know I've got the method with the slots
like this lots gonna pay like it's just not how any of that works or like this
slots to you bro I can speak from experience that's not how it works it's not
at all that works literally just RNG right people are talking about like what
is it what's the RTP whatever the RTP bro that's if he's coolest with
emails and can you guys get on yet no service found oh my god the only
I know when this happens
Bro apex is down for age when this normally happens for fuck's sake
All right, we go check come on and a we'll make it better
I doubled the odds on yes, but doing the fucking what is that?
Yuck, okay, I just don't like Axel's character design. She just gives me too much like I want to speak to the manager
She gives me like German. I want to speak to the manager vibes
The skins are terrible, but the characters are so fun.
Her skins are so bad, that is hideous.
Oh, that is a terrible skin.
I wish there was a good one for her.
Okay, so let me get to my gun skins.
What are some cool gun skins we can put on chat?
Look how many skins I have.
I like the Blunderbust, though.
Noble truth, that's fucking cool.
The Fibreeth is sick, too.
That was not your favorite.
Kind of like Noble Truth.
You like the blunder bus it you think it takes all the way to 500. Oh
I'm not doing that. Shut up
Okay, master. You are my massive skin sucks
You I'm I only have one laser a master skin. What the fuck? Oh, that's kind of cool. The boomstick is like a chicken
In his grace is master. I want to get like why at least one good skin on every every gun. That's what I'm doing right now
I'm starting to die your taste on skins for what you don't like the boomstick. I think I think it's just so bad
that is cool it's like the fucking chicken but no I agree it's like I think
probably I think Athena's great I'm gonna get that the best one is the one you
have to spend the athletic charts wait how do I see how much they cost wait
don't somebody's cost the blue shards why are all of these the yellow shards I
thought some of these cost blue shards no there we go this one's blue shards
wow only the shit ones blue shards okay so I'm the least no fuck that I'm not
spending more of that money on it.
Okay, I like this most of the weeks,
I don't need that.
I do not like this peacekeeper skin.
I need to get a new one of this.
Yeah, why is it always the shit ones that are blue?
This fucking company is actually so annoying.
There's no way.
There's no way these fuckers are this smart.
It actually pisses me off.
Only one, okay.
Wow!
The two shittiest ones are the blue ones.
Okay, wait, I got this, wait.
Wait, this one's not too bad.
I'll just run this, fuck it, that's fine.
Is there a better one? Is there another one that's blue shards? There's not. Wow, these
fuckers are too smart. It actually pisses me off. Okay, I don't mind that. I don't mind
that. I don't mind that. I like that as my favorite. I don't mind that. Okay, cool. Submachine
guns are good. Pistols? Sick. Sick. Do I have a better wingman? Not that I ever fucking
use the wingman. I'm only doing this if it's you. Dude, these, I hate it. It's the worst
one every time for the blue. Okay that for 300 is kind of cool though. Or if I buy the
pack I don't guarantee get it though. Dude these fuckers are unreal. Look at the death
ray. Dude they monetize the monetization, the monetization, this is crazy. Okay why
So raffles. Yeah, it's not the best habit
If you're wondering how to start again, and it still doesn't work. Yeah, I kind of expect as much
I don't mind this one. It's just kind of clean the low key. What's the blue one?
Bro where the blue ones it's gonna be the shittiest one it's gonna actually be the shittiest one what?
This one it's the fun
Okay, this one I hate every time picked up the Hemi yesterday. I hated that that's way cooler
Yeah, that's cool. This is fine. This is cool. That's cool. I'll take that
Hey me. I love my fucking Hemi skin is my favorite R3. I do not like the R3 skin. I need to get new R3 skin
I was thinking that yesterday too
That's kind of cool in a weird way
Okay, this one I might actually spend real money on because I do really fucking like Arthur like I want a cool R3
Dude, it's always the shittiest one. Okay, wait, is that bad? No, that's not good either.
Oh, that's my worst skin, chill.
Yeah, it's kind of sleek.
That's us.
Okay, no, that one's the blue one as well.
How is there not a single good fucking blue shard one?
So what do I spend my fucking blue shards on then?
If there's never anything good for them.
Legends skins?
Legends skins you can grab the vents. Yeah
Are there any of those good runs right now?
This one's kind of cool. Okay. I'm gonna rock this one. What was the one that sounds kind of sleek this one?
I mean, oh, it's so shit
It's like a Japanese paper house, bro. It's so shit, which was the best one
That's kind of cool. That's that's fucking beautiful
I'm gonna have to spend more money to get a price point
Buy the only cost green shards at the top? Ewww. Wait, is this the green one? Wait, green
at the top? Wait, green? Is this green? Wait, what's green? This one? Can you like this
in the shop? You have to buy this thingy again. Is this fucking, is this thingy? Exotic shards.
I have exotic shards, but it's not telling me I can spend those. Or can I make the color
different? Yeah, I don't want to do that. I'm not spending exotic shards on that. Bro,
I need to buy a good R3, it's actually like R3,
but I don't wanna spend money on it.
What's the best R3 chat?
I swear it's that.
That's actually so nice.
Have you liked that?
Okay, well, I fucking hate you guys.
Get out of my call.
Let me spend my money in peace.
That's kinda cool too.
I like the skins that actually look a bit different.
I don't want the skins that are like mad plain.
I like the ones that actually look cool.
That's kinda cool.
Biotech.
Do I have any good purple ones?
No, the purple skins aren't that bad.
Oh, there you go.
I like that.
That's my favorite one so far.
I like that.
I'll take that.
Some of the purple ones are actually decent.
I'm gonna do that.
That's cool.
I like that one the most.
Calm down.
What's up, Wolf?
Yeah, I kinda want to...
Apex is down though, bro.
I'm trying to fucking play.
It is down.
Two Mega Skull.
That's cool.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Yeah, I'm cool with two Mega Skull.
Okay, um...
Wait, should I do Charms?
And it's not putting charms on things. Oh, Emperor Nessie looks sick on this one. Yes.
And it's not doing charms more. And the guns are actually used the most. And then what's
the SMG? Let's do the alternator. Let's do a charm on the alternator.
Bumblehead Wraith. The Apex logo is kind of cool. Okay. What other skins do I have to
alternate this isn't even like that cool but anyone's in a cooler not really
never mind I have the best one that was kind of cool what's the blue one it's
gonna be shit isn't it why do I even check the blue one is always gonna be
shit it's like what the fuck this company is just a dude like actually
Please be cancelled for this shit. It's insane.
It's actually insane how bad they are.
Like, every single time it's the shittiest one.
Like, they 100% know it. That's cool as fuck.
Alright, which one do I like more? The Warriors way or Shell Shocker?
I think Shell Shocker's better.
Yeah, I don't know, I agree.
That's cool.
Ew.
Alright, beige one's kinda shit.
That's kinda cool.
Oh, Raptor Strike.
Actually, I don't know if I like that one.
I don't like the green, but the actual thing is kinda cool.
I'll do that. It's fine.
Please, Apex, start working again. I wanna play the game.
I like that call. That's cool.
Dude, how- I never used the triple take. How do I have this many fucking skins for it?
I miss when the bow check was meta.
They all look shit though.
I'll keep it there.
Alright, so after this last one, chatting, we're done.
End of game still not up.
Ew.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
I like that long ago skin.
Which one?
The first one you had.
one it's kind of clean one you have right now it looks like it's one yeah it
looks like a valorant it looks like a valorant gun oh my look at my cray
the skin though whoa oh yeah okay the pioneer is fucking sick on the
Craver why do I just have to just sell every time I get the Craver like it's
the Craver curse every fucking time so it's kind of cool
That is the blue gift.
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
That's clean.
I like that.
All right.
Surely they can log in down and play, right guys?
Wait.
Give it a moment.
Give it a moment.
Just check real quick.
No server sound.
Hooray.
No, no server sound. Hooray
Bro
Apex don't make me go back to 49. I just don't want it right now. I do not want to get rage baited
About my opinion on doers that I literally don't care about right now
Hey, there's always mech a chameleon it's always mech a chameleon
Oh wait, yeah, we can we can actually I'm not playing another game. I just
My head on a game. I want to play like I just wanted to play for
I mean, I thought I didn't want to play for I was like apex me and definitely don't want to play for night. Fuck no
Dad don't want to buy more packs. I don't want to buy more packs. I open like what was that? How many are like 250 or something?
I was open like 250. I'm good. You should buy 50 more to make sure Rocket League
I play Rocket League until the servers work.
Just have you guys tell me if they come back.
Bro, this is so lame, man. This company fucking blows.
But obviously, when I'm sponsoring you, yeah, I love you. You're amazing.
Like, how does the servers go down this often on this game? I don't understand.
How long does it take to fix?
You don't want to know that answer, though.
I'm actually going to get onto Rocket League for a little bit.
Wait, can I check if they're tweeted?
Yeah, I'm checking right now because I can't if I just see her away. It's like not gonna happen
Probably not
Apex Legends status, um, oh, there's been there's been no tweets cool. Well
Knowing our luck it'll go on the second you in stream. Yeah, all right guys
I'm gonna go play fucking rock a leak for a little bit and come back okay, I'll let you know service come up
We'll play yeah, all right. Okay. All right, tell me play some rock a league
I can just change the game and have to change the title the title is literally still perfect
All right, so play rock a league. I remember what was the issues having the other day?
I have to unplug my keyboard before I launch it right? That's what you guys said you have to do
You have to like unplug the keyboard and then launch it with the controller in and then you can plug the keyboard back in I think
That's the problem right
Yeah
Bro, I have not played fucking Rocket League in so long.
I feel like I should set up my paddles to actually be like jumping stuff.
Is that hard to do, chat?
Is it hard to make my paddles jump and stuff?
And when I say hard, like, is it going to take more than a minute?
Do I have to do it through Windows or can I do it through like Epic Games?
Like, where do you do it?
I remember I'm very illiterate when it comes to controllers.
I have the Razer controller.
I have the Razer, like, four-paddle controller.
like the Xbox last the Wolverine I use the Wolverine v3 pro
that's the audio press any button this is where normally it's supposed to work
hello um it's my controller is not working like unplug it plug it in like
bro this is the only problem I have with this no clue it raises probably software
okay there we go okay I might not mess around with the chat he will just play
Normally for today, holy crap, okay.
Wait, what?
Okay, I pressed the button to come in.
Okay, there we go.
No, is this doing the same thing it did before?
No, this is what happened before.
Oh, I hate this bug.
See, I pressed start and it brings me as a guest
because it thinks my keyboard is a controller.
It's so annoying, I fucking hate this bug.
Is it your joystick?
No, it's not the joystick.
It's like, it happens to people
have like omni point switch keyboards like if you have like dual actuation
keyboards because they all it picks it up as a controller there's a bunch of
people have this issue I'm just gonna restart my PC without the control of the
keyboard or mouse plug then I'll see if this works I do cruise I do I still have
the energy tag I don't know how to change that the joysticks the problem for me I
have the effect or really so I unplug the joystick it should work okay well I
just restarted the PC anyway we'll figure it out you really see in the shit
on every game is how it goes bro it's how it goes man one of those days but
it's fine totally fine that's have a vacation reset the mental
WWW it's kind of with the five months that you did
the joysticks your poem as well interesting okay which I got two pieces
just still PC bro I don't really need a dual PC with how good like PCs are gone
now with single PC streaming for like the level of gaming that I do I could
definitely have a single PC set up but I just always had dual PC so I have all
the tools for know how to set it up since may as well you know having a tech
problem that no one else has no well this is the people had this problem if
you look it up on Google like there's a bunch of threads on it and you have to
like go into them like your devices you have to disable devices and change
devices like there's a lot of people have it don't know why my PC is just not
to anyone though. This is a different problem entirely.
Maryse Villesick, can you please ban the West Crimes?
So I'm going, I'm doing something fun with Annie tonight as well.
I won't share what cause then people like kind of doctors that kids are with these days.
But yeah, I'm just like fun with Annie South and I would be nice.
Yeah.
PC just so expensive.
So I got both my beefy PCs like right before like everything went crazy with RAM price
and stuff.
on that. I got super lucky on that, actually. That's the other thing as well, Nov. Yeah,
I've got my main PC set up so that if my stream PC dies, I can literally stream off that and
vice versa, so it helps a lot. There have been times where I have to plug my keyboard
in because I need to put in my pen to log in for fuck's sake. Didn't think about that,
bro. I've plugged it in so that I can put my password in. Alright, let's see. Alright,
maybe it was the joystick because I did have the joystick plugged in. It could have been
the joystick. I'm hoping it's a joystick. Imagine if you were out somewhere, what'd you get bro, what'd you get?
Hey, you know what today? I'm doing, doing alright, I'm doing alright man. If I could, if the game that I actually
wanted to play would work, I'd be doing a lot better.
Yeah, that's crazy lucid. Yeah, both my PCs have 64 gigs of RAM. I got both of them hooked up before
before everything went down.
Now, I'm not using it for Rocket League,
because I don't need it for Rocket League
because I play on my home servers.
But remember, for Apex,
if you guys want to check out ExoLag,
I don't know how long this promotion is running for now.
They still have the 50% off.
So you buy the annual plan,
you get it for the price of six months.
So 50% off the annual plan.
I would highly, highly recommend you guys check it out
before that deal goes away.
Use ExoLag, you can click the link.
It automatically applies to discount.
Again, I will not be using ExoLag for Rocket League,
but I will as soon as I begin on Apex as well.
I know it's the first of the month,
so I want it to promote them,
even though I'm not using it right now.
Oh, the fuck, why did that happen?
There we go.
Noice.
All right.
Please just work, please just work,
Please just work, please just work, please just work.
Yes, it just works.
Okay, how do I change, wait, how do I change
the NRG next to my name chat?
What is that?
Is that like my banner or something?
How do I change that?
Is that like profile or something?
I've changed everything else.
I got the dig, I got the dig stuff.
That's club?
Club, thank you.
Leave club?
Oh, that was not club.
That was the club my brother put me in.
Whoops.
What do I do?
I still have it. It's profile then banner. Why does why does Chad just answer things? I don't know the answer to
How do I do dig do I have digs? Where can I buy digs?
Just dig have one. I
Just do I'll do boom and bird. There you go boom and bird. Why not?
Chad just lies. Yeah, it's pretty common. Which I just lies. Okay, um, I
Also wanted to buy the phoenix had how do I buy the phoenix? Where's the phoenix? Oh
My monitor just randomly turned off for me for some reason.
That's always a great sign.
Oh, it's back.
Cool.
Love that for me.
Where's the Fennec?
Fennec isn't always in the game.
What?
That's...
Oh, it's Fennec.
Fennec ZRF.
Is that it?
This is it?
Or is this a different Fennec?
This is not the right Fennec, is it?
This is different.
That's not it. Oh my god. What?
There's no way the meta card just isn't available sometimes.
I bought everything from Dig because I'm the goat.
Wow.
Alright, well, I mean, I'm not even that good at the game.
Can I just use the fucking skyline chat? Who cares? I'm not even that good at the game.
Like, it's not gonna make a difference. I'm fucking dog shit.
Like, let's be real.
I played doubles with my brother, like, two years ago.
I'm basically brand new.
I forgot the buttons again.
So, I'm going to jump straight into competitive, can I jump into competitive twos or regular
twos?
You could have it in blueprints.
Where's that real quick and then we'll just play.
Where's blueprints bro?
Garage maybe blueprints.
I have a lot of blueprints.
I have blueprints for things for the fennec, but not the fennec itself, I think, right?
What the fuck?
You don't have it. Okay, cool. Alright, that's fine.
Skyline it is, baby. Skyline's cool.
A chest on this game. I think drops only on this game when it's a competitive event going on, right?
Like, I don't have drops right now, I don't think.
When there, when drops are on, I do have drops.
Do I already own Phenic? I never bought it, so I don't think so.
Alright, let's get it boys. I've forgotten all of the keybinds.
Go Julian, you've got this.
Wait, it's not Julian, it's Juilien.
Alright, let's see how we go. Chat, don't judge, I'm very, very new to the game.
Oh, and we've already got a fucking hitboard to deal with.
Oh, I'm already selling. Oh, I'm already selling hard.
Let's get away, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I can lock him on this.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm back to the first kill.
That was a bad challenge, bad first challenge, don't worry, bad first challenge.
Actually I don't know how to go off the wall yet.
I kind of got to learn that.
I feel like I need to just not try it.
Wait, what, what rating am I right now?
Cause I feel like, I thought the opponent would be worse than this.
If I'd like just come back after 2 years and I wasn't good before I left.
Why are these guys like somewhat decent?
They always knew my rating wasn't the start.
I didn't see like bronze gold or anything.
These guys are fucking not terrible.
What the fuck? Why am I in this rank? I haven't played in like two years and even then I wasn't even good when I did play.
What? Why am I in those people who are not good?
What the- Why are those people who are good? What the fuck happens?
I'm not saying these guys are crazy but I thought I'd be in like silver lobbies.
This is placement game? Oh for fuck's sake, I'm literally-
I can't do anything right now. I thought this would be easier shit. They'd be like playing Apex where rank's easier than pugs.
Should I just play pubs?
I've played, I kid you not, two hours in the last four years.
I really thought I was gonna just get put with the absolute fucking droolers.
What is this? Whoa, my- okay, was I supposed to fucking go then?
Okay, I'm just gonna play pubs. Sorry chat, my bad, for whatever fuck this is gonna be, have to witness.
I just did not think I was gonna burst people with thumbs.
Left always goes like that. I thought whoever was closest- oh, cuz that was when we're tired, true, true, true.
I think it's whoever's closest and then left goes right or like I'm just gonna get these guys. It's way too fucking good for me
This is gonna be way too hard
I'm sorry I feel bad my teammate right now. I think no fucking is gonna go for me. Okay my teammate might be out of carry me
Yeah, I'm actually playing people who aren't terrible
There's motherfuckers doing like half like half fucking field aerials, bro
I'm so fucking out of my depth. You're just insane. I'm so out of my depth is insane like
You're in diamond three lobbies. Why am I in diamond lobbies?
I did try to tell you guys when I used to play I was diamond after playing for like two weeks and no one believed me
But I guess this is the proof. I'm just shit now. Wait, what he didn't go and he's left
Oh, you want some FF?
Alright, cool, I'm down for that.
Thank you.
I'm definitely down to FF.
Alright, cool, let me go play pubs.
That's fine.
Why am I in diamond lobbies after playing like two hours and four years?
I swear every ranked mode has like the worst start for some reason.
I don't know why games can't figure out how to do proper ranked modes.
Why would someone who like hasn't played in years be in diamond?
Do you know what I mean?
How do I actually how do I you're in champs? I was in a champs lobby
Why fucking why I?
Played for two weeks on and off maybe less than 20 hours across that two weeks and was playing in time
I was my brother like holding my own and I was proud of that and I haven't played in four years
Why the fuck would I come back to champ lobbies? I
Mean again proves my point. I was trying to say I was straight and kids were on my dick be like there's no way
You would diamond after only two weeks
But let me fucking get back into it, god damn!
You don't lose MMI and Broccoli no matter the season.
So I'm just gonna have a miserable time.
So now that I'm back, I just can't play ranked, otherwise I'm gonna be miserable.
Right?
Is that basically what I'm saying?
This is much better, this is what I want.
Motherfucking missing an aerial and getting stuck on the wall.
This is my pace, bro.
These are my fucking people right now.
challenge I thought he was gonna fucking hit it. These are my people.
There's no way there's zero chance that just I'm gonna be have to play champs
lobbies if I come back to ranked because all I want to do is play ranked for the
most part I want to like actually try and like get better and like work on the
game you know what I mean?
Oh shit, this does that bounce.
Yo, this dude's teammate is like actively sabotaging him, I swear.
Damn it, I fucked that up.
Of course.
You're willing till you lose enough, but I don't want to sit here and just get beat
down for fucking five hours to get to bronze.
Like realistically, I think I'm at like silver or bronze level right now. I'm not even kidding
You'll suffer if you place my flight three games. It should be reasonable. I was in fucking champs lobby
How long is it gonna take to place from champs to like what I think realistically I should be in which is like gold
Oh crazy double coming there. Whoops
Tough times never last, even if I do still fall asleep to your stream at 30.
Yo Briegel!
The floor laughing in OG.
What's up, what's up homie?
You're in places so shouldn't take more than like five to six games of hat to guess.
Okay, I'll do that off stream then, I'll just get beat down off stream.
Cause like, wait I'm supposed to go fuck, I tell you if you're allowed to go.
It's, God fuck that.
I fucked up my bad.
I don't know how you do that in my bad, I forgot.
Whoops.
Die.
Never been chanced, but I've played for two weeks, why the fuck am I chanced, and you
guys have never been chanced, like, dude, make it make sense, man.
Swear every game is just incapable of making a proper rank system.
Oh.
I am way too chipped and stuff like that.
You know what I'm watching, you get destroyed, I just would rather not, right?
These are all the vibes I need today when I want to be playing Apex right now, you know
I mean if I was fully committed to playing rock league today and that was like my whole plan I let him go for it
bro
I'm just gonna say that right now
It would be a bit different but like for me not even being committed to wanting to play rock league today
I don't want to just get shit on against champ players
Hey Cardi Bendy good boy
I know I shouldn't fucking take that from him, but it was not moving like he had boosts.
I did kind of steal it, but I did not trust that guy.
I kind of goal-secured it because he like my man was not moving like he had boosts.
I thought they would get back in time.
Oh.
Alright, teammate.
Okay, he's reversing back in the goal.
Never mind.
What are you doing in the middle?
Oh, did see that guy.
Okay, I'm definitely happy I was supposed to go from this guy.
Nice.
Good touch, teammate!
Fuck, I thought I'd keep that against the wall there.
Okay teammate you got this. Alright, so yours burn. Yep. Good touch man
Oh fuck
Good touch teammate good touch teammate center it
Oh
I'm gonna win this challenge otherwise we can see it. Oh, I missed it. I fucked it up. Nice rumble
What's up, I'm playing see play what first time basic playing rock league, bro. I probably played an
Hour in the last four years and less and like 20 hours total bro. So basically is my first time playing
Fuck these guys, dude.
Damn.
Another way too fast for that.
Damn, I'm so bad at getting up quick when I'm underneath it, bro.
Red Wolf, you got this, son!
Hey, it's a fucking whiff off!
What was that bounce, bro?
I can't even blame the opponent for misjudging that bounce.
I fully misjudged that, too.
Oh, you actually got touched that. I did not trust that guy to get touched to it.
Oh
I missed charge that one too far that was the easiest goal
Damnit, not what I wanted to do.
Noice!
Apex is back, wait is it actually back back?
I'll play one more to 100% make sure, is it back back?
New TV2 team at Vibora?
I got him bro.
Vibora nades me, just let him know.
Let him know I'm in the fucking wings, ready to go.
Garagy breezy and reddles all day and watch this is quite the fucking throw if you want because like it's too
It's too hard to comprehend the shit that I'm doing right now. That's what you meant, right?
What the fuck is this car color? What is my pink car color? What the fuck is this? I?
Did not want this
It's back it is back it makes it back can I get all right, let me see
Hearing
Okay, this is actually like not terrible though, we'll play this again soon.
OCE kind of in for the game in a 4-man lobby.
Amazing.
What is this car now? Why is my car... like I'm so confused having the colors in my car.
Okay now I'm good. What?
Shaz my car drippy. She's kind of clean there, right?
Oh my god get freaky 69 is on the opponent team I'm scared. I'm playing
with... Is that what I think it is? No I went for aerial challenge Shaz. I got
I'm confident for some reason.
I need boost. Oh my god.
We're bumping, we're bumping, we're playing bumper cars, baby.
Get him. Get him dark.
Get him dark. Yeah, chat, we'll play Apex after this.
Wait, what the fuck? Okay, that looked, I felt like that looked really weird to my camera more than what I thought.
I think if you have a ball cam on it, it like bounces off the back wall, it's like really weird.
Oh shit.
I gotta, I gotta, oh, I don't know why, I don't know what the fuck I'm going up for there.
teammate? oh my god
okay I covered the low challenge my teammate covered the camera angle
my teammate covered the camera angle. He made sure we got a gray shot of that.
Our teammate, what the fuck? Just randomly just hit like a u-turn in front of me bro.
Nice!
That's all thanks bro.
I'll get it back pretty quick.
Like I wasn't trying to like, pour it up.
I don't know why Tat was so against like, believing the fact that I got Diamond in a
couple of weeks.
Like I don't feel like I'm decent for not playing much.
But I am very washed right now, but like, dude, what is this, what is my teammate doing?
He's actually making this so hard to follow.
Like what?
I'm doing like the weakest challenges because I can't think he's got it, he just doesn't.
Okay, nice.
Azura fated him so I was like just sitting behind him, ready to double challenge?
Nice.
All good stuff, team!
team. Okay, okay, I guess that's me. Oh, that's not me, but it was me. All right, guys, we're
off, we're off a corner boost. Nice. He's got max boost. Go dark. Oh, try again. Nice.
Good center son, but not really. I'm trying to be on my teammates doing, but I don't think
knows what he's doing like I don't think he meant to like center that then
where's my teammate where's duck where's the add some where's the other look at
my camera with actually where the fuck is he did he leave what the fuck where
the fuck was he yeah we flip reset fuck I'm gonna be close for you flip reset
bro. I just don't think you need to be able to do flip resets to get anywhere near like
like diamond is just not like damn that's a terrible save by me diamond is just not
like necessary for flip resets. His kids like trying to go flip resets around
dime which probably fucked up so many more goals and if they just played
someone normally. teammate wasn't even in the frame you have no clue where he was
There you go teammate. Straight to you. Oh, okay. Okay. Keep challenging. Yep. Oh, okay.
Never mind. All good. Oh, I'm so out of position right now. I go with this or you...
Okay, he's not me. Good for her. All right. Oh, bad challenge by me. Very bad challenge
challenge by me. Oh my god he's really missed the ball. Nice, okay?
My teammate bro, I'm not playing great but I've no fucking clue what this guy's
doing. He just set it up for them. He literally hit it off the wall and he went
for the boost! He went for the corner boost! He literally
put it center of goal and then went for corner boost
after I've just challenged up fields.
Nice teammate! Oh no, I can't get that. I did not have the boost for this right now, bro.
I gotta get better at going for small pads on my way in.
Dude, my teammate, what? What is he doing?
He just went under the ball three times. Oh, it's AI?
Oh
He left now it's AI oh it's buzz okay. I couldn't fucking tell the difference
I'm not gonna lie like it literally could have been the same guy it wouldn't have mattered
The fact that I couldn't instantly tell what the I thought the AI in this game rule right? Why is he just driving under the ball?
What?
Why would I want to keep playing this?
What the AI just drives under the ball every time they go up to it and just go under it
Why can't I FF?
Props FF, no fucking shit bro, I've got an AI on my team, what do you mean Props FF?
Alright, well that was a fun swaray into Rocket League, back to Apex.
Yeah, the fact that I got put into a champ's lobby is a bit disheartening, I'm going to
be honest.
Because the whole point is I want to play rank and like see what my rank I can get.
But I don't want to fucking have to just deal with getting ice launch rock league again
I don't want to deal with getting shit on for a game straight to actually get put into a somewhat like skilled lobby
I just kind of I still understand why a game would ever put you in champs lobbies if you were diamond four years ago
And you have not played since
Hey cooling with the two over 21 do they think I'm like a fucking smurf or something
Okay.
Let's go team!
Hello team.
Hello.
Hello.
All right.
Ozzy, do you have like a spelling issue, sir?
With what?
Oh, like with the hearing issue back in ticket?
I was like timing really quick on my second keyboard.
Chill.
You're not even on the keys.
Keith, lock in.
Where are you playing?
Yeah.
I'm on.
What are you talking about?
Instead you went on your second date.
Okay, EA's dog shit.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have had any faith that EA would actually display someone being on when
they're on that's my bad sorry I'd faith in the companies actually have
properly shown whether you're on or not now I was not my it's funny
alright let's do a chat alright you guys have to be just better than my my AI
team as I played roughly with and I'll be happy okay no that guy was crazy dude
that guy was shmoving he literally got swapped out for an AI and I couldn't tell
difference man was fucking shmoven so it was a backup chat apparently I don't
know how bad it's gonna make use though I'm getting an a-limit I didn't want it
I didn't want it's crazy what should I expect I've never played on a bag
hopefully a good start we tend to have bad starts and good finishes we'll see
how we go you expect craziness athleticism aim you've never before seen
on this
Go, baby
Now I mean it's it's it's a it's a battery out roast
It's like fun. I'm in win the game
But instead of building you have abilities my guy runs real fast and I shoot people in the head
That's basically using a you and I'm the fucking boy. Oh, yeah. Whoops. Just sorry. I think the game category is still set to rock at least
Sorry, thank you. Good comms good comms
Oh, it is. Oh, it's actually good mouth. Let's go
Hey, pay some leisure
Wait, what is this AI bro? What is this shit? This AI summary is a crazy. Ozzy and he's
wrapped up rockin' league and is heading back to Apex. The MMR sting lingers stuck in
champ lobbies after four years away than an AI teammate who just drove under the ball.
Like it's actually too good. They're 100% selling this information to like to train
AI models, right? Like we all know that, yeah? Like there's just no way they're not training
AI models with this shit. They're just getting free constant conversations.
I just realized what map are we on. Please don't tell me some point.
Oh, no, I think, no, I think, yeah, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get just fine yesterday.
I think I really enjoyed E-District and I'm excited to play E-District without broken ass
altar.
E-District, the only problem I had with E-District was the fact that it encouraged altar on every
team and it was before her nerf and she was just, every fight was so unsatisfying with
them just pulling out every time you go to knock.
Pretty sure she's still decent as well.
Yeah, like I mean she's still decent and she's still good on that map so I don't mind
but it's when she was like ultra giga broken
Yeah, like that was when it annoyed me
It comes
Yeah
Master Mozamb, that's a fuck these kids up. Oh double Mozamb. Let's go
Actually, not even mad about the double Mozamb, but like can I please get another gun?
R.E.45 we take those baby we take those oh Nemi we take those baby oh you good
I'm gonna start from from them yeah yeah stop it
on my danger over there I've got Nemesis with iron side this will be interesting
Another nemmys up here.
Whoever here with Coons, by the way.
They have like a longbow or something.
What the fuck am I getting hit with?
I'm getting hit with it, but they're trying to hit me with it.
I mean, holy shit, we can hit?
Oh, what the fuck? He's over there.
Oh my good god. This could be bad.
This kid's the goat.
He's hitting like...
He's coming across.
We're gonna have to try and find these guys close range boys
Yeah, I hope they get impatient. I'm just sitting in this little angle here if he steps up on this like bridge
I'm gonna try and double-mose him in here if he gets close enough
Anyways have to do it with no very good. I'm just playing patient. Oh, you don't get what the fuck. I'm looking alive. What what?
Did you see him?
No, I don't know
Almost cracked. How did he know that one dead one dead one? Nice
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Fucking terrible.
How did I get...
I saw him.
Did you?
I saw him only once he peeked me.
But Coombs looking over the bridge so I assumed that he would see Coombs before he sees me.
Oh shit, Sheila.
Wait, he can't use it.
Get him boys.
I'm patting him.
I can't get him back.
I did many things there definitely just come in and secure the security kill
see some light ammo of some description I will happily take three times for the
me so they have it I just need any light ammo literally have zero arsenal right
here oh cool you're right actually there's the ammo you're I need more
I keep gonna do what you do best to take all the ammo from my dude no bitch wait I
didn't even got it what the fuck awesome my bags I've got so many grenades I'm
doing a fuse roleplay bro yeah what's up rescue things the Prime of 61 do
What's up, homies?
Maybe carry on that fire, my dudes?
I got absolutely melted by that guy somehow.
I thought the angle was coming off the bridge,
he'd fucking shoot at Coob's if he was there,
and then he was like, knew exactly where I was
and just beamed my ass.
All right, which way do you guys want to go?
I was thinking towards the direction of zone,
but that's just my preference.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yes.
I mean, we can low-key go the other way, no.
Result.
Yo, what's up, chicken?
He's a prime man.
How's your music, huh? Pretty chill, Rusty, pretty chill.
The Fortnite world is all on edge right now, so let me do it, which was...
less than fun to deal with this morning, but it's fine.
Yo, we're just gonna use all the bins.
Yep.
Basically.
You might as well say is when you put the gun in the arsenal every time you like a hundred towards like it's like level up for like the hop-ups and stuff
Which I feel like for the ultimate is actually like pretty safe. Of course I got the fucking
I should have put them I should have put the stock on for my nemesis and then done the upgrade
Or I want the mag and I've gone I've done the upgrade twice down knock on the mag
Looted but I didn't see anyone
Yeah, they're on the other side, definitely on the side of the fragment, I'm going left.
I like going left side of the fragment, not right if I can avoid.
I'm going to hate the right side.
Yeah, they're up there.
Oh yeah, they're right ahead of us.
oh yeah they're out ahead of us
appreciate it all right here oh fuck I did not mean to get in like this I did
not fucking me into the eyes just fucked up so bad I thought there was a
little ridge there no no no no you guys do this on TV don't die for me I just
fully sold so bad sorry boys someone in here is wanted holy fuck I'm sold I
I thought there was a little fence there, I thought it was going to slide down.
Rough start boys, rough start.
Good.
I appreciate the carry.
I thought there was a fence there, we're going to catch, we're going to just slid straight on top of them.
I need the armor, Ozzy.
I mean, sure, bro, thank you.
I'm trying to send anything right now.
Don't give me anything you don't want to lose, because I'm fucking selling.
I'm good.
He's above, yes.
Ow, that hurt.
oh yeah i kind of want to avoid they're all looking at me i'm trying to think of
how we can play as their conscious he's coming down on me they're coming down to me they're on me
yeah they're looking they're not like what sound like they were going to there they're right about
right there above they're right because we're going to go through the embolistic altids
they're just gonna show up by someone else they're gonna show up by someone else at the top there's
two multiple these okay i'm gonna put my pad here we're gonna come you guys want to come to me okay
no mind no mind yeah i've really got a pad down so we can get some distance otherwise
Fuck fighting this all right. I go ahead of the wind zone here in zone
There's other teams on the house to my right though
I need to drop the net after this for a they just buff and I still suck with it. I'm pushing over you guys. I'm pushing
Yeah, they're fighting I'm getting shot
My aim is not it right now. Oh
Oh
I'm one issue
Dude what the fuck is going on? Oh, I'm a me
Yeah, what the ball is things one issue?
You have a jump ahead I could jump I say I'm just oh, yeah, come on. Yeah, the bridge over the bridge. Yeah
I got out. I hit him out.
I mean, I rest here. You should actually go to rest because I gotta be fighting.
Yeah, you're out of it. It's in one. I'm right here.
Then I'm so yeah, but I'm struggling right now, man. I just the nemesis dude. I used to be so good. They buffed it now
I can't hit anything. I was better with it before they buffed it. They didn't change anything to make my aim worse
I just suck with it right now. It's weird.
I'm fully resend down to fight it.
Yeah, I'm down for sure.
We should have the advantage.
I think they're fully going at it here.
Yeah, I'm going in.
I cracked one in there.
They're resing.
Yeah, they're all reshing.
Wow, we just fully cleaned it.
Wow, we have such pussies, but I love it.
Fuck you.
Oh, overflowing it.
Oh, we just outskilled them.
We did just outskill them.
We outskilled the shit out of them.
I have a flow ant there, what do you guys want to say?
Let me organize my inventory
I'm lowkey a dick, I got up on the sign
Oh really? I've got a pat on his ears
Nice.
Oh, got a little bit left there.
Bucky vs Feedback vs Insane Ospawn, is it though?
Is it gonna be Insane Ospawn?
Nah, I mean, that's not what Bucky's playing as, bro.
I can't tell if he's taking it seriously.
It's content farming.
I really don't know what he's playing as, man.
It's only Buggle, to be honest.
Yeah, it's Bucky.
Bucky 6-0's Pete. Hell yeah.
Yo, what's up? Snowdakes 56, right? I think Alloy with the brand new T1. I think-
Oh! My, my, my, my, my. What the fuck is that? How far away is it?
Fuck, it's so far.
Jump hat, I'm coming!
The Kramer and Narnia. Oh, didn't get the jump I wanted there.
Oh, is there people here? I see someone.
Nope.
I mean there's no world we get that first, right?
Nope.
Yeah, it's over.
There's people already running, so there's a little team aping towards in front of me here.
Wait, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me.
I've got noise.
Oh fuck, Coombs meant to, Coombs glad you go down.
There's only one right now.
I'm coming.
I suck with this gun, child, never even ever see again.
I'm so bad with it.
Wait, you just died some mirage, I swear.
Yeah.
The real one's over there!
Wait, what the fuck's happening?
I'm in the building, I'm in the building.
I hate this gun. I've just gone the worst D-Sync ever.
Dude, look what I...
I hate this ping, bro. I hate it.
Oh my god, seer.
I hate 170 ping, bro. I just got the worst D-Sync ever.
brother I'm like I'm not kidding you guys I was like three steps behind it like I
wasn't even peaking for a good second and a half I'm like four steps away from
the door and I just died that's so fucking annoying
here comes so boring I'm never think I'm the nemesis ever again I'll learn any
main gun over the nemesis I'm just no good with it anymore for some reason
I'm just a fry with this shit okay I don't know if you want to death or to raise
but I know what it's worth it I'm just death or stress that'll be faster and
I think so though. I didn't chase you down here. I highly doubt they're up there. Yeah, they left it down
I'll 3-1 on 99 good again. Yeah, I mean especially if you're on control over the online
I don't like no masking keep what as much it's just too unforgiving
Did you this range I just missed the strength I like one second
Storm is about to hit like I was about to say yeah, I don't know if you guys are now good time
It's up to you.
I thought you guys had time, but yeah.
It's in like a truck.
Damn!
Well, damn.
What the fuck?
Did I say 50 something seconds or just that?
So, wow.
I mean, I got fifth.
I didn't know it was this late in the game.
This guy has the mirage heirloom.
We tied a guy who has the mirage heirloom.
He's a mirage main, bro.
That thing is useless.
He's a mirage main, bro.
So good.
My bad.
No more nemesis. I will carry literally anything over it. I've tried it like three times now
I just don't know why it's just my aim feels so bad if I picked up a hemi early
I'm frying the shadow that first game we win that fight
I mean I didn't hear that bad, I had to shield it's just
Doesn't feel satisfying to use either there's something about it
Now we go again, go again, go again, this is the way this is the way this is the way
I wasn't even a bad game, all five
All things considered
Might be the burst effect? Yeah, but like I said, I used to be really fucking good with it.
The first time it was meta was season like, the first season I ever took this game seriously,
it was literally my go-to gun, always.
No, it's all just cosmetics, Polky.
There's some skins that they say give you an advantage because the iron sights on them is better than the regular iron sights,
but no man, any of the cosmetics in this game are just cosmetics.
I heard the two heirloom for the press of one is pay to win though.
Mmm. Really? Did you hear that? Did you? Did you really?
Yep. My meals come today. I'm so fucking hungry. Please tell me they arrived today.
Are you getting some chicken nuggets? No, like I get those like my microwave meals get delivered like my meal prep meals
But I haven't messaged me. I don't know if my order didn't go through this week. It's actually bedding. I'm going away, but I'm starving
I've got no food
It's a lot less. Oh, wait. Wait. Can you hear? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. I
I thought it was AFK
It's all good to get underneath and inside okay?
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I don't think we can't
I don't think there are any things we can't get over there but like not honest honest
There's like no one honest alright cool I'll lay down here and then go inside
And then we'll push a fight
Of course we're not coming I get my alternator baby
I mean I've actually got a fully equipped longbow, I've got a fully attached longbow.
Why am I tempted to run this, just for the Ospawn?
I'm genuinely tempted to run it for the Ospawn, I think I'm going to.
The girl I was getting was frying, so.
Yeah.
Like it's kinda good, just for the Ospawn though.
Where are they?
They're on the right side.
Are they in the middle?
in the middle okay okay okay 108 is she sure you're fucking PK I just want to
wait it again he's shooting with a PK 60 as well it is definitely worth it
108 again yo I'm fucking shit on with the longbow right now pick me pussy I'm
gonna grab an evil I don't know it's throwing me off but it's like it's like
working cuz like the mental warfare of I'm absolutely shitting on the right
there's look two times by the way I didn't have a fucking crazy scope let me
off here with the two-time machine on them. Do it, pick it again. Do it, Pussy. He's like
wide-swinging, close-swinging. This guy is actually working, bro. It's literally working.
I have no shield left, by the way. I literally have no spells. Sixty, actually. It actually
is working. I mean, what do we do? I've got a pad. We can rush their ass, but I don't
I don't even know how to fuck it. Oh, thank you. That's six times.
Yeah, that's good. Maybe that's not what I would say.
40. I mean, I'm down a rush. Yeah, rush, rush, rush, rush.
Oh, that was actually clean as fuck.
Yo.
Do you want to see?
I'm on one.
What? I'm fucking... are you kidding me?
No, crack, crack, crack.
the shit I'm dying to right now, they're fucking killing me
so the thing's gonna fucking kill me
her catalyst cube killed me around the wall
she literally catalyst cube killed me around the fucking wall
oh my, you've gotta be shitting me
I went to put my syringe so I could reposition down the bottom
and then the syringe blasted and the catalyst cube just hit me
and killed me, holy fucking shit, that is tragic
Oh my god, why is that why do our sessions always start shit and then go good like I don't understand why I'm just
That's it. I'm getting sniped by a PK and I died with catalyst Q
Last game I got like a three second decent glass game like what is happening?
He's fine a sniper with a PK in winning
You see totally not even winning. I did more damage than he did but it's still like what the fuck is happening
You see Tony come over there. It's us guys
Why was that actually working though? And why how was he doing so much damage with the PK just then?
I guess he was like full like whatever it's called like charging at whatever it's called with a small reticle and then just like
Stepping out with it
Again, I love the skin so much
Almost got 300,000 damage, oh shit. I'm crazy
I'm the jump master. There wasn't even that many people there too. That's actually a good one
All right, let's go epicenter and then push fragment. That's what I saw fun today
I'm on us
And we were getting epicenter and drop zones I actually want to rip my hair out just cuz it dropped like it's so bad for drops
Yeah, it's no the great drops. I was like to like instantly third party. It's like going there. Just keep people. Yeah, it's good for that
Yeah, they're like yeah, there's three teams. They're all going that side of fragment. It looks like
Going on the wing man
Do you know what's happening to him?
Other than the abilities, it's kind of like...
I mean, it's not too hard to understand what's going on for the most part.
So my abilities are super simple.
So I have a Stim where I stab myself, and I literally take damage when I run faster.
But I have a Stim that I can do every 20-something seconds that I don't take damage to actually heal afterwards.
Then I have a Jump Pad I throw down, which you guys see me jump padding off.
And then that's basically it. That's all you really need to know from my character.
main thing to know for your character is he's basically a he's basically a
junkie yeah yeah he's like go and you switch it for you switch it right off
just running people I'm like literally down to fight I'm gonna hemlock all
yeah I'm ready I'm gonna tag a fucking mags on both and it has a fuck I pulled
this out I need to grab that R3 yeah ever it was mmm see how I'm mocked that
I'm not saying I marked relevant things off spawn that might help you later, just mentioning
that for some particular reason.
No reason, I just thought.
Yo, that's not even me that does it, by the way.
Exactly, it's you who doesn't do it, that's the whole point.
No, it's like I marked stuff, he's the one who doesn't mark.
You don't mark shit, what if you marked and lost three games off spawn?
My weapon is an ant.
I don't find loot.
That's nice.
Thanks!
I found nothing.
Alright, let's see if we can get to Zevo and then we'll go find it.
Fragment.
Yep.
Yeah, that's fair shuffle. You still remember which gun, so most loadouts you see me run
is some kind of assault rifle and an SMG, which is exactly what I have right now. So
Hemlock, my gun, this is my main gun, it's like an assault rifle, slow shooting, high
damage, long range, and my ultimate is my SMG. I just get in their face and use a close
range. Everything else with Inventory is just, this is the ammo for the gun, this is the
ammo for the other gun, these are shield batteries, so when I pop them, so see, on above my health
bar there's two little bars. As I get high level, that increases and there's more bars,
And that these shields heal the shields and then these things heal the white health which
is like my regular health bar.
So it's just like for now you have health and you have shields.
It's really big pots, minis.
Yeah, literally.
Med kits, and then there's also a grenade so that's a grenade, that's a grenade.
That's basically it.
All the other random stuff in your inventory are just like things that like make your ults
cool down like shorter and things like that like they're not really that relevant so I
wouldn't stress.
Ah!
1-E-1, uh, bullets from our R3, anyone got extra light?
Yeah, I got it.
Two stacks
Wait for us to get off there quickly
Nope.
I'm throwing a key for us.
It's a mirage.
They've got a loafer ult here.
Behind us.
He's healing.
Marked him.
Dead.
He's dead, buddy.
They're going underneath.
I think they went underneath.
On me, on me.
On me.
Cracked one.
I'll count some.
He's low blooded.
They're running.
Honestly?
No, literally one!
Watch this hit me!
She's literally one!
And then watch this hit me!
I lost my whole health, but I think I just got sniped by her.
I think she's running ascent and all.
What the fuck just hit me?
I was shitting all of a sudden, I just lost all my health.
That bitch actually running ascent and all over there?
You're trying to swing me?
Nice.
There's one.
Wait, my hemlock is bugged.
Where's the pathfinders loot? Where'd the path you go?
Where's the- oh here. Hold it, here.
Ah shit ton of light ammo on me, bro. Like so much light ammo on me.
You got cracked, belted by a pathie and then she hit you once. Wait, really?
Oh, hit me with the- oh, cuz he had the mastiff, so that's where my health bar went, not the snipe.
Okay, so he mastiffed me and then she hit me with the AR. Okay. I forgot to add mastiff
He's like kind of wasn't shooting for so long. I know I had him like one HP and I just melted
Shit the little slow here isn't it?
Yeah, I'm on it right now. See how like I combed that for our team like come and get value from
No, I don't think you did. Okay, it's cool. You're like, I'm gonna get all the best we got in the first
Yeah
Just confirmed to make sure we're on the same page.
Alright, so we know someone's scanned since people will probably over that direction if you guys want to go over there.
Yeah, I'm just looting.
This is our third game today, so not too much yet, but I feel like the way our game's gonna go, we'll start gaining now.
It's once you like remember how to use our fingers. Yeah, exactly once we remember that we have thumbs then it's like
She gets one easier at that point
No, I'm only 150 from you
Standing got you can remember you can scan. I mean the show is odd good if you play um
Okay, let's go there. Let's find them on that check for show. Let's get this real quick
Yeah, the shows are pretty good if you play like Gibby or something, bro. Like, bubble
battling. I like the dual mozams on Bangalore. I kind of fried with that, but that was, um...
Mostly that's before now Seer was met on now that Seer's met on. I can't really do that
as much because... I just get, like, seen by everyone. Wait, is that? Goldhemmy's still
in the crate? It's not open yet, right? We've marked it. It's still there.
Yeah, I don't- I think it's still there.
I mean, I've got purple.
It's just more like I know this chokes me out to be fucking nuts.
I'm kind of fully expecting to step up here and there's someone on the choke.
Yeah, the light means, should be, and it's still not taken.
Oh, yep, the de-ass heard him.
That's where I said for steps to my left, I'm just grabbing this real quick.
I need the tiny purple Evo too, you guys already have it.
Alright, you guys need- you guys need bats?
What do you guys need bats for, you guys?
I got a bottle on the side.
I forgot none.
Alright, they're still fine in there.
Alright, let's see what they're doing there. You guys want to come hold them in this choke?
Yeah, sure.
Can't get across that way, can you?
Do you have the other choke where you can get around on both sides?
I mean...
As long as we don't get pulled up on from behind, which we shouldn't...
Oh yeah, they're on top.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna pat us in there.
I
Inside I'm going to open it they're fucking caustic in there. Yeah, you block the cost. He's not costy. No, you didn't wait
I'm shooting for like you on the right. Nice. Fuck. I was a shit on me on me
How get into you just fucking hiding under a ramp?
Crack them
It's more than one. It's more than one. No, it's in my penis one one one one one one one one one. Oh my god
I'm popping a bat, I'm popping a bat.
I think they're still gonna be in the building, right?
No, he's down the bottom. He's like down the bottom section.
He's underneath here.
Right here, right here, right here.
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Nice. The other guy was just seated.
He's underneath. Is he hiding?
He's in.
You should be able to scan, right?
Oh, he just scanned us. He's in the lava?
The fuck does this guy scan by?
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
I'm getting this finish real quick. You gotta get going soon. I don't know if it's why I thought it's just like
Good stuff team
What the hell this guy about to know loot you gotta get going one at a time to loot them all
I have so much room for things and I just grab some bass for you guys
I got like no time to loot the bodies. Yeah, I just got over for I draw my bottomless master over for
That's how we got my other pad here as well. I'm gonna I go for bass for you guys. Yeah
Holy shit, I love just having all these octane passers to go back through. It's so fun
We just covered so much space so quickly we can so far away when we started
Okay, um, so here's bass his full bass
I have literally 59 oh shit, I'm definitely going for some of this
We might be able to do a sit here and just farm this freaking light hammer been for a little bit
How do I have two shots me I'm three damage away from having the two-shot hop up fucks sake man
I'm actually going to if I can shoot the first person I can see just heads up
where I'm sorry you guys start moving here cave yeah
that's all right yeah I'm putting this is so we can just like jump up
are they going at it down in there bro they're like oh they're all going at it up here
right right across from outside there yeah can we take this road oh yeah they're on
the next road yeah fuck i've actually like oh they're they're getting fought anyway they're
trying to drop down i think into the cover yeah they're all down they're all on low ground
all on low ground they're valk on they're valk on i cracked two i cracked two they're
valk halting they're kind of weak but yeah it's just gonna have improved valk on cracked
One two one two. Yeah.
How hard do I leave these shots for why he can't hit any of me?
And I didn't do any damage.
There's more down.
There's more down.
There's one down.
Oh, my God, my ultimate.
Yes. What the hell?
I'm a shopping on him.
I like what the what he's like right here, right here.
Dean is a mirage.
I think it might be mirage.
These public madness and mirage always rising right here.
On me on me on me on me.
What?
Is it Mirage?
It must have been an old Mirage
Yeah, it might be an old Mirage
No, I got my two shots, I got my two shots
I don't know how I got it, but I got it
I don't know how I got it, but I got it
I swear I didn't do any damage to my ult
Oh no, I did, I peaked and aimed them
So anyway
That's most important
Why?
I cannot, I have not enough ammo for this
for this yeah I don't either I'm down to 160 let's take the bridge can we take the bridge yeah
yeah okay 10 seconds you're in close let's go let's go go go go go bin go go go go go go
go holy shit yeah okay this overflow yeah you guys definitely want to come here
oh my god she honestly knows how I know it's how I said overflow right there
what do you mean I said you this good shit you want to come get it what
I just got overwhelmed by that being too much good shit. Okay, I actually am kind of you're making a bunch of that
Okay, now lot ammo. I have 300 you guys want some
And there you go, he's next I might need some heavy ammo. They've only got a hundred balls. There we go
They're on the bridge
I cried absolutely I just melted both of them, but I do know he's going to die. That's my bad everything
I
Kacked I'd know I cracked to I promise I'm not I'm not no answer
No, the L star is so fucking dumb that kid just guy in our face and just yeah
Yeah, I think I mean to be fair. I think that's why I didn't expect to die that quick over piece
I hit so much damage. I just got a horny for just kept spraying. I add damage them, but it's two versus one
My bad my bad I go to horny chest I've been with a hemi that's one of the let it sing
That was the kill they had to 10 kills on that one person with the L-Star by the way
So I think I would have gone away with that if they weren't actually good
I gotta stop. Are you gonna take that person's like good?
They like they jumped in our face like an idiot. Just they had the L-Star. Yeah
They invaded with the two of them. They both were looking at him, but like you just can't damage an L-Star. L-Star
Let's say I'm grabbing a snack
You getting any more ice cream tonight Keith or did you run out?
Oh, I will. I'll see the hospital.
You might get something later.
Bro, I love ice cream, bro.
I need a dessert.
The one thing I need to get is like a Ninja Creamy.
It's how you make like, approaching ice cream.
Okay, Ninja Cream. I don't have a meal, but I have snacks.
I need to get one of those, because like, I'm like, you know...
I'm like, yeah, it's so good, but like it's just so high in gallery
My favorite failure is coffee actually. It's crazy
Yeah, you belong in purgatory
Bro coffee asking was good. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm my bad boys
What I fucking hate this pink so much. This is so fucking age where I'm getting so over this
There's two down there
I am down first by a mile spam grabbing every gun didn't get a single one from the fucking bin. I hate
I'm gonna go on
Wait one HP one H. Emerald how of course one of 200 pink service game refuses to give me West service. No
New song oh my
I'm down I kid you not like an entire two seconds before them spamming grab on every gun in the bin and they
grab both of them just straight through me actually don't know how I just lost
this fight this guy's on like 4 HP nice I'm boring you tell me the 33 I
I didn't realize I was on 50-50 until I was already committed to that.
I'm just confident to be able to do anything on this ping.
Is everyone having a snack right now?
Mm-hmm
I'm having gum. I don't like that diamond. Oh, thanks. But both my teammates are flat so I'm go with pretty flat log
Real comes from about to get diamond and can't play the more
Yeah, like did you see that like prez and stuff there like solo queue and they're just getting matched with only prez
And then they're fighting like golds and flats
No, that's crazy. That does not sound good though
I mean, yep, nope, it's really like, you can glitch it to where I saw like if you're going
up party with three preads, and then you back out, you always get put together, and then
you just get put against like, build some blacks and stuff.
W.E.A.
I mean, I am shocked at nothing but faith in E.A. to be able to execute on this.
Yeah.
Our little faith is the word I'd ever use for E.A., but yeah.
that's okay if it involves monetization I have full faith I have full faith in
enable this monetization this is factual actually like our servers can be
down and you can still spend your money I was able to keep buying some of the
services down WS company couldn't play the game because it's not money under
that priorities I'm doing basically the new R 400 combo I'm doing I'm doing the R 400
combo nice I still like the R9 I just don't know I'm just so I'd love the
The ultimate is so much more.
You have the two shot ultimate or is it just like, oh nice.
No, the 400 is because of the 300 plus, aren't I?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I just wanted to be included.
How do I climb up here?
Isn't it like you have to, like, you do the door and then you climb on the door and then
you go up?
What are you going to do down the door and then you climb on the door and then you climb
up?
And you climb up.
Are you doing the thing?
What do you mean?
This shitty art game's like climbing system just wasn't working.
I knew exactly how to do it.
Some of you don't even know that exists.
That's the forbidden tag.
Some of you.
Oh wow, Ozzy not pinging at 2X, huh?
I didn't loot that.
I didn't loot that.
I did not loot that.
Oh.
What 2X?
Oh yeah, that's Keith.
No, man.
Wait, what's 2X?
We're pushing the same map.
We push the same I'm just gonna look towards them until you guys get here
But I really want to just get amongst this there with that Keith doesn't even know what to extra talking about is
Hey, please no selfish. He's just blind. Have you seen my eyes real to barely open?
Can we I'm not I'm not even commenting. Yeah
Okay, I don't know your ethnicity and I thought we're just being racist I was like
I don't think I'm allowed to laugh at this.
Yep, this team here.
I'm just crouching up to it in Produxy.
Okay, there's one team over there.
I don't know if that's where they've gone
after they've won this fight.
They might.
Dude, I have, I have six grenades.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there's Fredler.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's one right there.
They were literally going at it.
Like, they were full going at it.
Did they like win the fight as an insta-go for the skin?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna swing this guy cuz I just cracked him, I should try to kill him, he just went through me, he literally just went
I fucking hate Axel so much, what do you mean my character doesn't have any collision so she can Axel Q through me
I crack her, I win the fight, I push her and then she Axel Q's and just goes through my body
What? I thought characters in this game had a hitbox, like I have busy, no?
She knew she got stuck on me chatter, am I stupid?
I just, I got fully fried in the open.
No, you're all good. I thought we were like the dining team when they were like, it's all good.
Once you got knocked, I kind of knew how to make an aggressive play, but I swear that should have worked.
She axel cued and then just went through me like I was on the staircase. She kind of going around me
She went straight through me. I
Thought she would get stuck on me. She already has no shield. I have a fucking alternate. I would have 100% clipped her and she'd be dead
And I was just a ghost apparently
I mean yes, it might be a fucking other pink thing I'm not gonna lie
It's so weird that we're getting super hyped peeing on those east servers, I kinda wanna
play on the Asia servers, but you guys are getting like 200.
Wait, what are you talking about, KitKat?
What's that, Anesthetics?
What the fuck conversation was that you said I missed?
Okay, I just had a random guy walk in my room, so I was muted.
What?
That's also a big issue, right?
Is that a family member of yours?
No.
What?
I don't know.
Like, my parents are here, obviously.
Like, I don't know.
He was like, he walked in, and it's just some random guy I've never seen,
and then he just starts like, using like a vacuum on my bed or something.
I don't, I don't fucking know.
Okay, did your parents hire a cleaner?
I don't think so, I don't fucking know.
Okay, well no.
Yeah, I just keyed my wisdom teeth.
I know wisdom teeth are like, magical operation, they do it like, under like,
they literally do it like local dentist, they don't even go like hospital.
It does not sound like my parents though.
What was your excuse?
I don't like people so I ask once he leaves
You mean you get that vibe like I don't like you I know I get like I understand that vibe
Don't get that vibe from you. I just like on the same bro
If I need to go like people over there like yeah, her friends are only normal that will all of them stay in my room
Like I'm the last kid. I just think
That is facts
I
Fuck it, let's not do it. I will call someone on the phone and just come to my room so just so I can speak with it
Fuck that. Yeah. No, your brother is an evil bastard
What's a good variety of apple it has to be a pink lady for a pink lady is the best apple a crisp good pink lady
They do also they also chase her tastes like apples like green apples like the safest like a good green apple and a bad green apple
still like decent but like a good pink lady apple clears any other good apple so
it's like it's like a safety thing it's like my waffles pancake answer you know
what I mean oh so you hate waffles that's how it's fucking all I find out
whatever I get double moves actually by describes your streams the past couple
of days it's like not even like like caring enough to get mad but not caring
enough to actually listen to me if they're getting mad at me.
Yeah, I'm getting shot from the side, I'm getting fucking pro checked, I'm pretty sure
by the way, and I just cannot find a gun that has any range up at the other end.
Oh, there's people on me.
Thank you for getting him, yeah, I'm underneath, he doesn't know I'm here.
I'm probably gonna swing him, oh, he's getting over my head.
There's someone under.
Yeah.
Cracked him.
Cracked one?
Someone else's falling.
Look at this guy.
That's good.
I'm just gonna show him the...
Wait, you guys are going up, why are you guys going up?
I'm going down. Am I good to go down? I can't go down.
I'm finishing it. I'm finishing it.
Finish it!
I'm meowing!
SPYGAMAN!
It's a party.
Dead.
Wait, in the lava? Oh wait, it's a dead body.
I think they're over here. They're back where we came from. They're where we came from. It's another team.
Thank you, I'm coming.
My god there's actually loot. Oh my god it exists.
Oh I just didn't have ammo like that, just realized.
I think they're above me up here, yeah they're going at it. You guys are kinda coming right?
Yeah I'm coming.
Yeah they're in this building on me.
Oh cool.
Oh my god, that's what I'm doing. I'm doing I've cracked one. Well, you've been this in Jesus or was I scared like the guy actually had me perfectly
pre-found an angle. I mean, it wasn't even that crazy, but like what the fuck?
I got a headshot. He longbowed me. He headshot longbowed me. What the fuck? Wait, 2,548 apex kills.
What the fuck? I didn't know he's going to get shit on like that. That caught me very off guard.
I am suspicious of that lifeline, I'ma be honest.
And I don't say that a lot, I'm very suspicious of that lifeline.
The body is slowest movement of shit on all of us with a longbow and a 6x scope at that range.
It's like I'm so suspicious that's all the six eggs. I was like fucking ten meters away less
She must have quick scope the shit out of both of us
Yeah, I am slightly suspicious
Like the body is movement too
Apple Apple Apple is the ASMR poison the stream chat
Hey for an all the antics ASMR channel description maybe maybe I go to my I go to my friendship
for it.
Yeah
Here's my take it all that I don't think as much the weirdest thing in the world except for when it gets like when they obviously try to make it
Really sexual like I think it's like like the streaming aspect of it looking ears like licking is like that's clearly just meant to be sexual
And there's lying to like kind of get around the twitch to us like I find haircuts relaxing as shit
I think the sounds of a haircut would actually relax the show me okay one thing I will do showers
I think I woke up. I used to sleep in the room day
I used to sleep in the room next to our family bathroom and every time I'd wake up in the morning
And I didn't have to get up my dad to be having a shower early
And I would get to go back to sleep to the sound of the shower
So like relax as the fuck out of me because it was like you know when you wake up and you think you have to get up
But you have an extra hour or so that's me with shallots so the sound of a shower
I find relaxing as fuck so I understand the idea of being relaxed by randomized sounds
But I think like the sexual shit of the ASMR kind of weeded everyone out
That's my random thoughts on ASMR. So I just like give a TED talk off something really quickly.
I have no word honestly.
You don't have any input to give them ASMR conversations?
Not, no.
Yeah.
It's starting to bother me.
Yeah, it's raining sound.
Yeah, I'm stuck on the shower thing.
No, no, really? Like is this like the sound of like shower from another room? Like the
like water going out of drain?
I was like, right, are you not relaxed by the sound of rain? Like a thunderstorm? It's
like that for me.
No, I'm more so mean like you were talking about like the sexual sounds of ASMR than
and then you go with shower.
No, yeah, because like it's not sexual.
I mean, like, could be sexual, but like, you know what I mean?
I'm just saying that like, it's something
that I find really relaxing.
I'm sure other people wouldn't.
So like, I kind of get that concept of it.
Yeah, it was kind of it.
Freehold, thank you, Chad.
You guys get it.
These guys don't get it.
I need you guys to back me up.
It was like the boomer shit yesterday.
These motherfuckers didn't know who Ralph Wiggum was.
They don't have an opinion on anything.
They still don't fucking know, by the way.
These motherfuckers didn't know Ralph Wiggum, Chad.
Like, their opinion is void on everything.
I still think you made that guy up. No, you're the kids on Twitter right now fucking pissing me off
Good that's probably why you're so happy
That makes sense on why I'm so unhappy
I just have to because of my job basically like that's the only reason and I just get sucked in the wormhole of it
Like the range bait gets to me
I just check for my clips my video and I still just like fall for the range bait though and out of the most crass
I actually have a pretty damn good. I don't get clips and put on there at all ever basically so like well
Well, today you have them.
Today, a little bit.
That's because no one else is liable,
so they kind of like have to.
Yeah, everyone else is a non-grinder.
No.
Ozzy's going to be a non-grinder
and go away for like six months.
I'm so excited.
Okay, a week, a singular week.
I'm not being honest, Nemesis.
Six months is crazy.
I'm not being honest, Nemesis.
I mean, it might as well be.
There's two Nemesis and I need a ranged weapon.
No, I'm not doing it.
I'm fucking hated every time I'm not doing it.
There's Nemesis, there's Nemmy been there.
Oh my God, the world is against me.
I'm doing it.
Peek it.
The world is against me.
It wants me to do it.
I know.
Oh, T3.
Yeah, you are.
You genuinely are.
I can't even say it.
No, I'm sorry.
But I have to.
It's my only option right now.
I'm gonna...
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Cargo.
But don't panic.
We're under attack!
What?
I heard panic.
What?
I heard panic.
All I heard was panic.
What the...
Like don't panic?
Ha!
Yeah, Ralph Wiggins.
Yeah, Ralph Wiggins.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Ralph Wiggum is in Chief Wiggum some neither these guys have watched any are you fucking kidding me?
Wow, holy fucking terrible bin good. I look wow that is impressive. That's terrible. Um
Yeah, you fuckers don't even you just don't know any
References to anything to do with Simpsons and it's just sad
You don't know Simpson skin his ass with the phone. So I mean like what?
that's definitely modern to your chat knows that I cuz it's probably modern
Simpsons no one Simpsons was good so you hate this next yep I'm scared this
we got a level up I'm the fucking I'm still everything it's okay I can't oh
my god I want that where is it it's in fucking Narnia can we start making our
way there for the memes it's like it's 800 meters away I'm going you back now
Why don't you evade right next to a jump tower?
End on low ground. Okay, I'm gonna jump tower. You're right.
I'm gonna evade on low ground next to a jump tower. That could not have been worse. I'm going there.
I love the devotion chat. Surely someone else doesn't want it, right?
Where do we go left?
I'll kill whoever has it.
He's mad. You have a you have a fucking whatever the weapon is. What?
You're not killing anything with that weapon. Yo, I got the Nemesis alternator. I'm chillin'.
I probably should have saved that for me like half to go over this fucking big cap.
I'm too excited about the devotion.
I have no idea what else I want to go over.
I kind of like chasing these down because what else am I doing?
On this map I could never seem to figure out where to key.
Finally faster than Coons.
This is all I'm about to play.
I'll give this character a game.
We'll see if I get depressed, not being able to go fast.
Oh yeah, I just noticed that.
When you go fast with shotguns, ow, ow.
Uh, SMGs.
Wait, what? I thought it was shotguns.
What? They changed it to SMGs?
There's an rubric. You can go fast through SMGs and pistols.
What the fuck? That's actually good.
Hey Ozzy, was just wondering what you would say your best and worst seasons for streaming have been.
Worst 1 million percent without a doubt Chapter 3. Like Chapter 3 is always been opened. It just got opened.
Alright, we're pushing this right.
I'll answer your question a second, bro.
But I've just charged this down to get this loot. I really want to fucking kill this guy.
I already know what season he's gonna say. You're gonna say the one where you and Klicks were talking about how it's over.
Well, it's just middle of Chapter 3. I think of the Chapter 3 one where it wasn't Season 1 and it wasn't the land.
So I think it's either Season 2 or 3. Which everyone was like the one without land.
I think both of those honestly were fucking terrible.
But yes, that was definitely Dark Ages, mid-chapter 3 was the Dark Ages, bro.
And then best?
Probably chapter 5, season 1.
Oh yeah, they're on Mirage thing, if I can get them.
Yeah, probably chapter 5, season 1, bro.
You had like Asian Jeff blow up, moneymaker blow up, fucking, the return of Savage and
Mong- Wait, are they- 40 months, I'll see a G.E. on top of them, but I don't know what,
they literally Mirage all the time.
Why the fuck would they-
Underneath.
Which one's the real one?
That's the real one?
Yeah.
Yeah
You have it you have a bitch give it to me
Motherfucker he didn't have it and you guys just did actually steal everything Wow
Any of that shit what the fuck everything gold was just gone instantly
Where's motherfuckers teammate bro? Why did you not with them?
It was all key.
Yeah, I didn't get any of that, I got a damn.
Where is he?
He was a gold backpack.
Is that your old Miles the jump pad shuffle?
Miles the jump pad?
The reason why we could see him through walls is because of what Keith did.
Keith's carry is all about like scanning them and stuff.
I'm going to have an upgrade.
I'm annoying.
He has a lot.
Yeah, basically.
He has all the wax, all the wax, yeah.
I was going to ask this one.
Skrull, we got out KP.
Got one singular KP.
I can't believe you didn't have it.
Why is he so f***ing his teammates?
Where's his teammates?
that's what I'm thinking no you can get beamed when you jump off the pad
shelf you gotta be careful you can very much get beamed
bro the GoPro fucking animation is too funny on this guy
looking at a GoPro when you're running around oh yeah
super cool oh wow that's just the chat don't talk about it
Wait, who has a triple pat?
Yeah, that was him, not me.
There's a two-time here if you guys want it.
Maybe we can always pick up here.
Yeah, we're scaring this as we pick up someone here.
It's kind of been like inadvertently a place in the game, we kind of found place in this
game unintentionally.
Yeah, it all kind of got in the other stuff.
Yep.
Yeah, what's this building called, is it grandma's house or something?
I need an apex nerd to tell me it's grandma's house, right?
I watched like the re- the re-sub of Apex talk about it.
There's a re-sub of Apex?
Mm-hmm.
I
Called that building
Ready watch this right coming to us coming to us coming to us coming to us coming to us
Yeah, we have here
Make sure you slide jump into it
What did you not slide jump no idea that's what I'm gonna show you guys
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, um yes, I want to show you okay. Let's go over here
We go back and take actually what's in the middle?
It's fine. I really want to I want to pull up this thumbnail school you right now so you can see it's hilarious
Ready watch this. I know cuz I deem it to resolve pull up my stream advise me put my stream on
You act like we don't have it up while we're playing by the way, oh cool
Look at this guy's channel. Look at this shit. I literally said you've gotten admirer by the way
Look at these thumbnails.
Wait.
Dude.
Dude.
It's just Resub.
It's just Resub.
He's the Resub of Apex, bro.
It's crazy.
And he gets good views though, bro.
He gets crazy views.
Like, he actually gets like millions.
Like, he's like, yeah, it's literally, yeah.
He's great though.
To be fair, like, I don't think, like, Resub doesn't care and like, you know, flattery or
whatever, like, you know.
Oh!
Yeah.
Alright.
I don't have to deal with, I don't have to deal with shitty Nemesis.
If you guys want to stack Nemesis, here you go, it's all yours.
Wait, I don't have my Q to get Ozzy off of it.
Nooo!
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
He makes great videos.
I don't make sound like an insult to him.
He's got great, he makes great videos and the Re-Sub thumbnail style is fucking good
and so it's just smart.
But yeah, yeah, it's like straight up like identical.
But he does videos as good too.
Like they're fully well thought out.
Like the video I watched was like how a team won ALGS because of that house.
Oh.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Man, only 12?
Do any of you guys have infinite ammo?
No.
Fuck.
I need to find someone in front of her actually I'd never even get to the infinite before I'm dead anyway
Now I'm gonna be somewhat careful
We're dying for the next
We're padding on that we're padding on that thank you that padding on that was adding on that thumbs
Yeah, yeah
Old teammates he makes it here though too as well. Oh fuck. He's getting chased by another team
151 be the other back. I won't be the back guy
What the fuck yeah all the herding they're holding both sides of this choke, bro
This is two separate teams. You've got to be kidding me. It's too separate
It's the Kravikers. It's two separate teams. It's two separate teams rotating together. Just jerking each other off apparently
And now the other team is just not fighting either. I hate this game. And of course, it's a fucking Gibi-2
And then the other guys really on either side of the choke they're crouching on either corner of the choke there
I don't want to I don't want to be the one to point it out one of these guys has ten kills and one has nine
Wow, they have 19 kills. You're right
No, that's 20 21. Yeah, what's what you want 19 between two of them? Yes
Yeah
Well, we're nice to people right now, dude, I fucking mmm. That's fine. Whatever. And of course he's Gibi, bro
I mean I could have played that better too. I got a bit too ony. How do I end up 150 the other guy and they still like
What the fuck who killed you guys was it the other team? It has to be the team, right?
Give you I got sniped from other team, but I end up dying to the team on us
Cuz I pushed the give you around the corner in the choke
And they literally just was one crashing either side and I won 50 the other dude
So it's like I'm okay now. I assume there's no one shooting in a speed. I guess the other team just wanted the team apparently
Yeah serious super meta right now bro annoyingly so it's why I'm not playing
Bangalore as much because she kind of just counts Bangalore. She's counting by him.
That's death two demons playing on there all with one of their friends yeah and
of course it's the Kraber curse right if I get Kraber like we're about to run into
fucking hell it's the only option we're about to run into hell or I'm about to
some extra dumb shit yeah just one point out I did say we're gonna die to the
next team we fight now you're right who's give me give me put down the
bubble so that big orange bubble shuffle not only can we not shoot through it's
they got the free res he has a perk where if we run into that bubble we get
stunned and he's basically the first person steps in just dies so any other
character we would have just easily won that fight because we were just shit on
them after I got the knock but it'd be they had like the one character and we
literally have the character the counters that character but it's still
like by the time we got there they were chillin. I also got cracked by the Gibi-Alt so I had
to take time to heal. Nice. It was probably a kick on Ault. Yeah they were Ault here for
sure because you like that Ault the fact that they had like perfect range to get out of
it too like the fact we were still in and dead no but when they were out of it is fucking insane.
I haven't run the RE too much. I haven't run the RE much at all since I came back.
I didn't nerf it or buff it or anything so, that's alright.
Did they buff the vault chat? I don't think they did, I don't think they did, I don't think they touched it.
Okay so I probably still liked the Ari more than...
Oh they did nerf the Ari. Someone in my chat said they didn't and I was like I swear I heard they didn't and someone said they didn't.
I remember there was a reason why I didn't want to use it.
Oh no they buffed the vault by giving the graffiti more of you fucking bitch.
God damn it, you actually got me, piece of shit.
The most useless mod in the game.
Like, kinda that's even a thing though.
Can't believe that's a thing.
Why'd they even do that? Like, actually, why? I swear that's so troll.
I guess that's why, just too troll.
Okay, uh, yeah, like, actually Keith, you might get that even right there.
Actually, I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
You guys wanna rotate towards lava?
Usually I saw one of them.
Graffiti mod? Yeah, it's literally like, so most guns shuffle as you do damage with them.
They like, get these crazy hop-ups in the end where they're like so much more powerful.
That one, the bullets literally just shoot rainbows.
I'm not even kidding, is it actually like a Pride Month thing?
that would honestly make the most sense because it's it's like it's just an
aesthetic thing maybe and it's like it's rainbow so it's like after you actually
make sense I think it's been in the game wait the graffiti was kind of goaded
better handling and more bullets wait what might okay all right Coombs Keith
was in there oh look at me Coombs you've literally told me it just makes the
bullets rainbow it does nothing your exact words I was Keith I was me one of
your motherfuckers trap lads me one of you guys told me it literally just makes
the bullets rainbow I swear I'm not gonna lie I swear it was coops like I'm so
sure it was not me I'm so sure it was you and the fact you've now gone like
kind of quiet and shit knows means you know it was you I mean to be fair
wait what the vault is okay I'm running the vault more than I'm running the
It wasn't me
They only are they on main building where are they? Oh, yeah, they're out there once I'm getting a vote real quick
Okay
Come on, give me the mag I got a guy dude. I'm getting the worst luck on the mag. This is crazy
Can we go for the skin? I think I swear there's someone here though. Like I'm so sure there's someone
Oh my god, they're definitely here, and they've wanted up all of the fucking thingies
On me
Rehama me in the corner
Oh
Young greets they're all fucking they're all what's it up in here? Oh my god. My aim is terrible with the vote
What did it edit it?
Holy fuck, she's down here in the lava. She's what's in fence. I think I'm literally just like I think I'm just dying to the lava
What the hell?
Bro, wait, she's game climbing mechanic is so bad. Climb your fucking piece of shit. Oh
My god. Yeah, don't work on it though. Just keep saying it's fine
Yeah, she got pulled
It wasn't fighting my life trying to climb wait, where are you?
I think there yeah, they would be that team
Yeah, I see what's in fences dude why what's in play is just all the most annoying players to ever exist ever
And it was okay. We were definitely pushing them trying to kill them. Yeah
Yeah, no, I want to kill this team
Anyone got one extra bat I've got infinite by only one, but it'll be my only singular one
No
What the fuck wait I have three wait is that the team they moves up to that main building over there?
Oh wait, I just got one. I got one Keith. I'm good. I've closed all the distance on these guys, by the way
Okay, oh you're someone honest Keith. Oh, I'm on this table. Yeah, yeah honest. Yeah honest
Well, it's the fucking whatever we're coming to you. We're coming to you
I'm on him
Oh, your dog shit
What is the one actually like what like what like this week just me speak
I would have res me inside the containers mature
I was gonna go inside the container for
I'm boys. I'm fucking dead
Cool, me one could be one guy and almost one could be the same guy turned into this. I love this game
This is so awesome right now
This person has dual this guy had the Kimbo Mozambique Kimbo P20 by the way
That's the team that just managed third party kill us. I got headshot sniped Maggie Q'd and grenade it
It was fun. I was about to call the shipping container Keith wanted to stick the red. I was like I feel scared
I was like I was a bit scared out here
I'm in danger. Yeah, literally. That's why I'm in danger. See, you know now you know the means you're learning that sentence being
That sentence yes
We talk about is it?
Wiggum this is what I told you about yesterday. I'm in danger. Oh my god. Oh
This little dumb fuck. Yes. I literally explained who Ralph was. He told me special and I say all started with that meme
I said I'm in danger. That's how this started
I had no clue who the meme was from or anything. I've only seen this character on like tiktoks of him being like
Like he's very little nails and shit. Yeah, he's special. Yeah, that's like
Oh, it's this guy. Oh my god
I hate both of you so much even like living saying it's anybody you have to show this like slap see all over again
We're having the exact same conversation we had less than 24 hours ago
How I still don't know who the fuck it is. I just like
Yeah, I just I just know the face. Yeah
I just know the face and like I know the voice
He's motherfuckers. I look he had no clue that I'm in danger was from fucking
I thought it was like an actual person like meme
Oh, it's how we get on by the way. Yeah come okay. I'm learning on my phone. I'm learning here
Yeah, they're going like the other side. I'm on full chill on my side. I
Still say what the fuck is our route? Wait, what the fuck? Are you pulled towards me now? I'm getting seared. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
They literally both, they were literally landing on your side and they both swarmed to me.
Oh my-
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
They were both landing on you.
Oh, it's cause there's two teams.
I didn't see this team dropping in.
And of course they get secured on the bin cause everyone's playing this gigantic pile of shit character.
Oh!
One HP in the hole.
I love this game and I'm fucking tilted right now.
I'm dying to the dumbest shit.
It's annoying the hell out of me.
I'm going for banner.
I just wanna get outplayed.
Yeah.
Kill me skillfully.
No, if you died just because you got out of school, that was it.
I'm not for sure, just getting fucking...
I'm not saying anything.
Thank you.
Getting CQ'd on top of the energy.
I was looking at you guys, I didn't even see the team con-ing.
Look at that now.
Oh my good mother of god.
The other team's kinda pushing us in the back by the left.
Oh yeah, we're totally fine.
Oh wait, they're fighting.
Wait, are they?
Are we the ones knocking in third in front?
So, yeah man.
Just getting inside of you, just getting inside of you.
I mean I'm so down to even just...
They are fighting, they are.
I mean, yeah, I'm down to fight it. I want to kill these kids so bad.
Thank you.
I've got an unattached foe, like I've got enough to work with you. I got triple taken.
Cracked one HP.
Nice.
Oh my god, I fried that fucker.
Nice.
I
Someone point out Keith again didn't mark a fucking 2x. I just found what's always I'm actually oh my god. Oh
Shit, you want to get this fine cracked again? I'm frying them
Bro, I am not I say she's a crack. He's super weak. Yeah
Which other is the cost stick?
Yeah, they're pushing as just for this full socket
Dead. Nice.
Yeah, close to the trap in here. Look out, I'm going.
They're rising, they're rising on me. One bullet, one bullet.
Literally bullet. Nice. Dead.
On the roof.
I'm going to get back inside. One second, I'm getting inside.
Tracks on the roof. One inch down the roof.
I have no ammo.
One second, I'm about to swing up in a second. Tracks, one inch, one inch.
No, the guys is back. Is he on the roof?
Nice. Other team is pushing up.
I'm one, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm one.
I'm gonna try and swing that one here if I can
Yeah, I did it one clip nice
The other one's far away
23 so I'll say
There
No, no, it's literally a bullet a fucking
I can't do door flights because the ping like I can't do like the open open hit. I just have to commit
I was opening for you.
Oh, you're there too.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I didn't know that, so I didn't know you were there to open it for me.
I was full chipping, Sparrow.
The caustic gas is just so dumb.
It like slowed me down.
There's a whole tree here too.
I clipped the shit out of the seat in the back.
Literally one clipped it with an unattached fucking vault.
I do like to follow it.
Let me start running it more.
Vault or alternating my three four rocks for sure.
And then him, you're on.
Ah, three, I'm just thinking about it.
It's such a good combo.
I think I need ice cream.
I respect that
On your way to Fiji Oz you're watching an obsession
Is that the is that the horror thing that I'm selling about?
Yeah, I'm good on that. You know, I'm good on that. I don't even know. I mean, I've got a shot
It's actually really good though. Yeah, but I'm good on horror shit
I was once seen I was in the movie theater like I was in movies watching with my mom
Yeah, and we like went to like one of the latest like showings of it and she'd like like
You know when you fall asleep like you're still awake, but you're like bodies relax
She was doing or she did that right is like the biggest jump scare the movie happened
And she like genuinely like almost fell out of the fucking
Yeah, look at all my babies I should chat earlier, but you guys may be don't hear for look at look my fishies give babies
Where the fuck is my T-Scooter?
Oh, actually I'm right down there.
You're okay, I'm showing off my fishy babies.
What are you getting, an eel?
Look at my fishy babies.
I have an eel.
I have a spiny eel.
Look at my fishy babies, Chad.
Look at my fishy babies.
So many babies.
You can see the big orange ones.
The big orange ones are Annie's, the ones from Annie's tank, and all the other ones
from my tank.
The ones with the big black eyes.
They're such little babies.
Ooh.
I'm going to have so many.
so many. There's not really any jump stairs in that movie, it's just kind of an unsettling
vibe the whole time. Yeah, I'm good on that. I'm good on anything that's just gonna make
me anxious. I'm just chilling. I just don't want that.
What's that got to do with it? Maybe start jumping like thermal stations. I'm trying
to get a different job. I think lava siphon seems to go better. I mean, harvest is like
good that means they're only loot though. Like you're right, the loot sucks in harvester.
I
Well active nice
I'm landing on I just said the coop is really like the only jump scare I'm landing on me. Oh, no, it's here
Wait, what move are we talking about obsession obsession?
I mean it's actually so good. Yeah, it's so good. He didn't like horror movies
I thought he said he that's really like horror movies. We had his conversation
I mean, I want to watch you with my friend. I didn't know what the both of you was. Okay
It's not even like it's horrible like it's more so just like mindfuckery. Yeah, okay
And it's really like unsettling just whole time to deal with it. Yeah, I'm good on that too
That's just me that would probably appeal to me more than horror, but I'm
Me and Annie are trying to find time to wash Jeremy class and like class and bomb new season. That's my that's my kind of show I
I genuinely think as like it's some of the best acting I've seen in so long it will keep saying that I've heard the acting
It's like all like unknown actors as well as cool thing. Oh, really? That's cool
Yeah, like the the girl who plays like the main character only thing other thing I've seen her in is um
What's it called?
Superman and Lois. Oh
Yeah, I'm ready for the ending of the clocks and farm season chat. I've heard it's like
Yeah, Jeremy Clarkson has just straight up fucking cancer like aggressive cancer family like that's how they end the season
Sorry spoilers, but like kind of all of social media, sir
And they like waited to like waited to announce it publicly until the show I'm pretty sure like I don't think it was a publicly known thing until the show right?
What show is it?
Come on Jeremy Clarkson guy from Top Gear the car show
fuck his top gear oh my fucking god no that's asking for I'm getting
raised we're getting raised man it's fine
oh he's in remission now he's officially in remission now cool yeah well
prostate cancer is like the best cancer to get because it's like the highest
survivability rate you often don't even die from the prostate cancer you die
from like the complications of it spreading and stuff if you get it
while it's still only in your prostate it's like one of the best cancer stuff
if not the best I'm pretty sure obviously it's still fucking cancer but what's up
what's a prostate Ozzie you don't know what a prostate is no I didn't know what
it does other than like like I know obviously your balls make this man has
nothing to do with that but I actually don't know what the prostate does I think
it's like peeing and stuff right but it's not your bladder I think it's like
I don't even actually honestly probably couldn't tell you what it does
Yeah, I think everyone like you ever brought you have a rough idea, but it does yeah. Oh
It is there you guys shuffle. Thank you
That's all it does. Oh, wow. That's all it does. What I had another use
Are we going for the oh don't grab it and get in this evil six hundred meters away that's doable. I'm flying on it
I'm jump-tarring on it
yeah I'm actually fine I want to fight on a fragment anyway I've got great
loot I've got a heavy R9 I mean I've got a heavy ulted I'm actually kidded what
the fuck do you have a two-time though I'll give you my three-time what do you
guys want to put a pad up here I have a three-time already
Oh my god, oh I am zooming for this fucking devotion, bro. Oh
God someone's just told it they've literally set up a fucking wait. No, they haven't stolen
They've literally set up a fucking Watson tower next to it
I'm going for it. I needed them. I needed them so they couldn't see me. Nice, nice, nice.
Hand them. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yeah, I'm gonna get me out. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Alright, we gotta fuck up this kid's map building because they like cranes and pissing me off.
Yeah. There's no need to solve them. Enjoy it.
I can't shoot that fence, are you kidding me? Yeah, I want to push him.
But me? Dude, they've literally watched in the doors, how the fuck do you get them off?
They've watched in the doors, I can't do anything, we need to kill this team.
Oh my god, there's a whole nother team by the round please.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Oh. Got a low ground on me.
What is what? What? Another teammate, I killed, I knocked one, I knocked one.
Yeah, it is the water team. You have to kill the fish. Oh
Why is it whenever I get a gun that I really want?
So bad to be like I come out you guys play I'm I'm calling around he's on this door
He's just fence this door as well. Whoa. I can get out to Keith's door
I'm gonna keep store. I'm at the store. I'm at the store the whole other team one of the team one of the team
Brother, I hate Watson players so much
and we could maybe get out of this thing gets distracted enough
yeah Keith we're kind of getting out here yeah I'm gonna go too far yeah they're
fighting now we're actually kind of cool
I need to kill this once and though like I was down yeah drop down drop down drop down
wait we can actually do this oh my fuck oh you've got to be kidding me
the four teams are not fighting the fucking apex classic I love it so much
I love it so much it's such oh no don't worry Ozzy they're fighting us
And the end of Watson team has to sit in their side and everybody is going to win this, that's the last part.
Love you Ozzy. We really appreciate what you do for the community, especially with how annoying it can be at times.
Keep it up and PLS enjoy your Fiji vacation.
Hey, if you could maybe come rescue me, I'm not even kidding if you're quick enough.
Yeah.
You'd have to rush though, I think.
Because they're like, they're actually shooting at a team and they're like, don't die for it?
I mean, actually, I mean, I'm trying to just box-resist.
I'm gonna be probably not gonna be able to stick the rest on me, but yeah, that's fine. Maybe just box-resist.
I'm giving my fuck- I finally got my devotion to.
The Devo's so good, I've one clipped the kid in my alternate, but the fucking Watson just came in.
Oh god, we're literally dead.
I fucking god!
I love this game, but holy fuck, I hate how some people play it.
Oh, the Watson killed us, guys.
Of course, of course, like I said, because they've just got to sit in their booty, so just-
I mean, I guess I just have to have the patience to not push them.
I just can't push what she's been building.
I just have to let them live when they play like this.
I just have to let them play like Pusties and win the game, unfortunately.
I came in a one-clips one though anyway as well.
I tried to get in, but there's two people watching me.
Yeah, no, this whole thing, I'm not gonna blame you guys, it's fucking annoying, bro.
You can't really get in, I use all my grenades on them in the top.
I just can't believe how OP Watson is, like the electrified doors makes no sense to me,
I swear she just doesn't need that.
Like surely if you walked through the door getting hit by a fence would be enough so I
I can at least play the door, I don't know.
What's up, Jolette? What's your name?
What's one movie, Ozzy? You'll never watch.
Because either Creepy or makes you cry at night.
I think Creep makes me cry.
Is it I Am Sam?
Anyone who's had this is the older movie, you might not know.
I think it's called I Am Sam.
Like the robot movie or whatever?
No, no.
I am like, I am legend.
Very different vibes.
I Am Sam is the, it was always the movie I'm thinking of.
I watched when I was younger.
The dog?
No, no, let me see if I can look it up.
I Am Sam.
Yeah, it's the movie I'm thinking of.
Okay, you already gonna know how fucking sad it is
by watching it.
It is a guy who has a child and he has like a,
he has a mental impairment and essentially,
since he is a single dad,
Once his daughter gets to the age where her mental ability out like out does his, he has to give her up to the state.
And it's him like trying to like, yeah, it's fucking depressing, bro. It is so sad.
It is really sad. Like I would not recommend watching it. And he is such a phenomenal actor and it's crazy.
I've forgotten his name, but holy fucking such a good actor.
Like it's just, it makes you just want to cry.
Yeah, Sean Penn, Sean Penn is the main actor.
Yeah. Okay, so you go.
Let's see what yours is now. I'm waiting on the vault, by the way.
Airbud is that cuz the dog because when the dog gets left on the island
Yeah, and I've vowed never to turn it on my
nieces and nephews were over the other day
Yeah, and they asked to turn it on you like the gym and my mom said if he comes back and sees that on
None of us are leaving this couch
Do the other one that does it for me like similar that is um oh shit
What's the dinosaur one that's gonna be boomers am I chatting up help again dinosaur one?
His name is like little six. No labor for time labor for time labor for time
Oh, yeah, the opening scene is literally him coming up yet his mom's dead and he's like get up mama
He's like oh my god. I want it's just like bra
Dude old cartoons did not fuck around with that bro. They just went straight for the tearjerkers. It's insane
My sister loved that I used to watch it. I mean, it's a great movie, but like dude that intro
I just had to skip it. I would literally just skip the start of the movie every time so I just didn't want to see it
Like that shit makes Bambi look tame
All right, I'm down to key some people like a vault sentinels make it work, maybe come on
I just want to kill some kids
I kind of need a vote too. Yeah, because I have this
Bro Bambi hit man Bambi was crazy
I'm just gonna start coming up here and taking sensible shots these guys by the way
Yeah.
Woah, my central is fucking clean, Chad.
His skin is actually six.
Maybe I don't like the skin style,
because his skin's stylistic skin.
Maybe I do like the chill ones,
because this is fucking clean looking right now.
There's team over there.
I don't know where the team is or something,
but I'm pushing them, but I'm pushing them.
Oh shit, one of you guys is really fucking far away.
Who is the mid goblin?
I was grabbing the evo.
I was grabbing the evo!
I said I was grabbing the evo.
Okay, I didn't hear that's my bad, fair fair, I didn't hear it.
I'll just sit up here and snipe.
I think they're just lobering right now, they're literally lobering in death boxes, they're in here.
They're literally in there and they're just fucking hard-lobering this death box, what the fuck?
And they have- and they have Caustic gas in there, oh fucking course they do.
There's- there's another team fighting there.
Dude, they're just lobering like crazy.
Yeah, do a peek again, do a pussy.
So pussy
75 cracks, what the fuck what?
I even had a guy had an angle on me. I'm sorry like I thought you were like right there
He's fucking what I should get double wingman headshot. I did. I did double wingman headshot
My apologies boys
Yo class I'm blocking all my shots. Well, you were blocking all mine first
I don't know how we want to play this after you boys. I'm gonna sit back
I just take
I mean, they haven't costed bro. Oh, yeah, I'm not pushing them. I'm like a way to push you up on us
I can just send someone say I just want to tell the team to push across and get us I
See them
Behind me behind me
Can push it yeah push push push
75 crack
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had not even popped my shield. That's probably the lowest house so weak so weak so weak
Holy fuck. I'm fucking these kids. Oh, yeah. Oh, we go week. Oh, we
Did nice
last guy
Holy shit these kids just got shit on
I got you down by the same guy one guy all different
Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, there's another team. Oh, do I hope I can get out the rescue guys. Yeah
Yes, yeah, I mean
I'm gonna send some
I know they're they're behind me. Oh
You're gonna find this fall. Yeah, I'm just gonna slide them and like just take their attention from you guys
I'm just gonna sign for them. I can just stay inside
just like literally shooting at her chance key or a medkit yeah they're
full they're full looting it looting these kids have to be terrible then I'm
not gonna watch yeah I mean they might not be great but like we don't have
shield we didn't get to loot our bodies
alright morage good
oh wait once I get like on Aussie yeah
morage yes morage
morage chill
what if it's the real one though
it's factor on factor on
oh my god shit on
I'm lovin' the sensor right now bro holy shit
come on
I'm gonna pat him here, I think we might be having a whole, sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god
Dead yeah, that's nice dude you can see how the way my bullets aren't charged you see that
My guns almost reloaded before the last bullet register, holy fuck this king is insane
Where are the team eaters?
Out clue
No idea. We even get the finish on the one I killed
These above me here you guys need me yeah, it's us wait. I can't hear him. That's what I'm saying right there
It comes. That's the buddy. That's good. That's right. We take the buddy
Damn damn
They don't have bats or anything bro. They're just taking everything
it's not me actually wait a second we got low ball here we got low ball here guys we got low ball here keep thinking about that
oh ok
you know what Ozzy almost got me killed by throwing a pad at you
yeah that's my bad you know I fucked that up so bad sorry
I'm looking to take a feeding stick because I'm down that fucking bad right now
oh god
we still I don't have any bats
kind of hitting kids with these fucking snipes though
that's fun
I got a 2-4 times, I actually swear this is not even that bad of a combo with the vault.
Oh my god, I got the graffiti mod.
I got the pride month mod.
What are you, where's the body at here?
What are you guys doing?
Two times on here if you want it.
Yeah, this is the one we killed I think.
Actually no, we didn't even get a loot at it because we got insolkied.
Yeah.
yeah I'm so happy that they didn't push you out no clue why they didn't I'm happy
they did. Yeah I don't need that they will you hit my knock fight two times.
They're up ahead of us right?
Pretty far away to get it. Should be using, see what's sniping?
I thought this guy was over that back she actually quips quick smoke quick scope
like crazy with the Sentinel. Oh my gosh the Watson people they're in the
exact same spot fuck I want to kill him just even I know it's not the only
magic is them I want to make the exact same mistake again and hate myself for
it I'm down they have a mobi up there too what the fuck oh they're getting
sent I think 88 nice I do 88 again I'm patty from here there
Sorry boys, I was on the back behind
Oh, I see how it is
I think they just raised, yeah
Yeah
Oh my god, that was actually crazy moved by the condo, and I just got fucked up
Wait, Kondo, it's low
Yeah
I'm popping up
Kill them, kill them
Nice, nice
I didn't know the ones down below, aren't they?
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me
Crack one, crack one
I'm dead. One last. One last. I'm one. No one left.
She's right here.
Oh, I thought you meant one is in one elven.
And then I thought you said one left.
I fucking was taking shots as if she was one HP. I fucked that.
What does this ult do though? Like what is the conduit ult?
Okay, we did the exact same mistake again.
Slow shoe and...
Okay, we're never pushing.
I'm whenever pushing Watson ever again.
I hate this shit so much.
This is even the team that is the Watson team by the way.
I push Watson.
I mean, like, I've even got...
I literally got a knock and a body snipe and we still can't win.
There's just what's in shit all over this house and she's condo it all to the top
Like an hate I mean I fucking I fucked up my song the condo
She like slide swung me around the corner. I missed every shot. It was actually fucking really natural
Mining me that just man told up when you were fine
Or and I ended up killing her and then swing down killed one Keith killed and I died because the condo
I'll like hit me around a corner the condo that was fucking me up and I just with my shots on it. Damn it
So I think it's fun though. I kind of wanna run it
Volt sent some of you, alright.
Kind of fun.
We'll keep probably gonna... I might run Volt or an I.
You may because the Volt and Rangold and Lil Nas X. I get it now. I get it.
It is Lil Nas X. Like it literally is Lil Nas X.
Well, I never thought there would ever be a public figure.
Like I never would never be a public figure like a black dude more gay than Prince
Wasn't Prince straight apparently. I know I'm talking about these guys are bad ass. I don't know the fuck Prince is
But do I hit the prince was straight? No, you don't know who Prince is
That's the guy who like oh like you message me ask him to like or some money
What?
Yeah
He was like a prince or something. Oh you're talking about the fucking oh my god
You're talking about like the African prince scam
Yeah, was Prince gay or straight. I remember finding out later in life. They're apparently Prince was straight, but I could be wrong here
It's kind is the king of androgyny
Never fully is that's like wait. Let's be honest. Yeah. Oh
My god
Why you took it? You took it. Please kill him. They're killing me. He just took. Oh my god
Where is he without the door, bro?
Bro, there's two!
I hate this ping so much.
He literally was out the door.
I was going to grab the gun, run out, just one clip, and he just grabbed it through me.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
I didn't see him, man.
No, you're all good.
You're all good.
It's not even your fault.
I fucking hate this ping so much.
You don't understand.
On my screen, I'm like five steps ahead of you.
I just...
Oh my God.
I can't imagine playing this game when normal ping would be like...
Like, I always don't want to try it because it'll make me sad, like, fuck's sake.
Prince was straight. Really? Interesting.
Let me look this up.
Wow, okay.
I know he's like a musician.
Yeah, he's a very, very famous musician. Like, unbelievably famous.
Yeah, never, never seen this guy in my life.
This guy is actually like decent too. It's not a fucking thing with his bow check once.
This guy is him with the bow check.
Bro, they don't know the Simpsons, Koopla, just leave it be, bro.
Very strange, just embraced, and drudgenous aesthetic.
Where you going?
You don't know Simpsons.
You can't say we don't know, you don't know Simpsons.
You know one fucking TikTok reference of modern shit Simpsons.
There's no count.
You're also naming things that were like, ten years before we were born.
Okay, Prince was like, but like, I, Beethoven was before I was born, motherfucker, I still don't know who he is.
I know who fucking Beethoven in Beethoven. Okay, but Prince is fucking Prince is uber famous, bro
Prince is like uber uber famous. This is not an obscure older musician
debatable no and undebatable
Princes like an all-time. I don't even like his music, but I know the impact he's had on music
You have to know of Prince I
Know the name. I don't know anything
Can we know the M&M lyrics when Prince turned his name into a symbol?
The shing, we know that like that's a lyric from M&M, it's about Prince.
Shing shing shing like mongrel?
Yeah, that's yeah, like mongrel, like mongrel, dude.
Yeah, it's over.
Vaidhove and the dog, yeah, Vaidhove and the dog chat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm 26 and I know, okay, you know, 26 is still much older than these guys in Itch-Rule, they're both 18.
Alright, this is the game.
No more pushing fucking Watsons! If we see a Watsons fence, we are rotating in the opposite direction. We literally do not die unless it's Watsons.
Watsons or Caustics is literally the only reason we've died in the last four games in a row, by the way.
We're just shitting on everyone until we've lost the Caustic or Watsons and they're just giant Pussies.
Alright, lock in! Let's gooooo!
Yeah, I really don't mind that combo. That was kind of fun, just then.
Oh really? Did Prince Wendell have songs for other artists? Jim, I didn't know that.
It's always funny how like that was Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga wrote like so many insane like
hits for every other artist until she like stopped part of her own and then just went
like even more famous than them. I always feel like that's so interesting.
I don't even know everything about him.
Okay. I actually find that so interesting how many artists like don't write their own
music. I feel like that's really strange. Like I get it but also like, I don't know.
I just found a gold heavy mag instantly, what the fuck?
Damn, I screwed my luck.
Yeah, actually.
I was gonna want to slap up it, fuck that.
Did we just not get caught even though this was like 100% like straight under the bus?
Yep, so confused by this game sometimes. They're going at it over at Digi the drop we normally go
You guys want to go there. Oh my god, I got the Nemesis with the gold mag. Let's go. Okay, literally
Never be more stacked in my life. This is crazy. Eluding two buildings. Holy shit. I'm so unbelievably stacked
Why are you boxing me?
I wonder if...
Alright, you guys will...
I wanna push the hobba stuff, they're fucking going at it in there.
And I am...kitted.
And we can grab that on the way through.
Oh yeah, they're going at it, hobba stuff.
Coming to you guys.
Holy shit, I'm kitted.
Oh, I tried to do the wall bounce and didn't know how to do it properly.
Wouldn't be cool if I pulled it off there.
Oh, he's on the most movement based legend and doesn't know how to move.
I know how to run a straight line, get in their face and beam him.
Holy shit, I'm sorry.
I don't have a Simpsons ass meme.
I do not want to lose this fight.
Oh yeah, they're over there. One's there.
One of them's knocked.
someone I finished the boy it's a solid solid I literally experienced what is
two down bodies it's literally a solo oh there's a taking the coral you go out
here we went through a portal did he oh I saw that portal I wonder what that
rampart is it's for those of there we're coming eat your solo you good yeah
Oh my god, I'm not hitting with the R90s 1HP, but holy shit, I had to readjust.
Oh my god, the start of that was not good.
Give me an alternator please.
Oh, I want an alternator.
I'm not in with the R9, bro.
I was after like, I missed the first like half a mag and then readjusted with the second half of the mag and saved it, but oh my god.
Alternator is just so much easier to use.
Why there's people, people, people.
I'm saying I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
I just went and got the Evo.
I'm going to have a crazy hit.
We're going graze.
The one on graze is one.
We're going to show them the side.
We're going to show them the side.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm coming to you guys now.
Are they up Keith?
Yeah.
It's a...
Whatever she's got.
It's helpful.
I'm coming. I've got like no ammo.
I'm coming to you guys.
I'm coming in
That's I'm in with you guys
No one sniping all the way here. Yeah, that's the one I was here to start
They've got blues, but there's another team today, right?
I've gone to PYS to the west and we staging no one's a staging
You're not sitting out here
There's hundreds in a team of staging there.
Dude, the people we're versing right now are interesting.
They have planes so unbelievably scared, this is crazy.
I really want to grab up this crap, this vault. Oh my god, there's literally the mag for it right there.
Alright, there's an, ah, there's a light mag attachment point if you guys haven't once said, am I done?
I'm just, dude, I just do not like the R9, holy shit.
Are you double sleeved up right now Ozzy?
What's up?
Are you double sleeved up?
I am double sleeved up right now.
I know you can see.
I'm gonna show off the goods bro.
The product.
He's gonna come scan, but wait, I got shot from over here, I was all unlooted.
What the, yeah you scan, I'm gonna loot, but like, what, you got shot from over here.
Our 9 is fun on control, yeah I can imagine this.
Watch out, watch out.
I'm on Ozzy.
Are they under?
Under me?
They're under.
Yeah, they're under.
Yep, are we dropping on it?
Oh my god, I'm an idiot once one HP though you guys are in this you in this
He's on me. He's on me. The one in the corner is the one the one on me is one HP hasn't healed yet
I'm sorry, I got somebody smarter
She's fucking playing around the Rosie with Coons. He's why they're why they're
Brother ring on the Rosie. I gotta stop this because we got further than died here. I'd be so sad
I gotta not do that like we jumping time like what we dropping midway. I'm fucking already on them. I've already dropped
Yes, please. Thank you very much. Holy shit. Yeah, no ammo for it though. What you guys have light on them. Is it only two?
Yeah, it's a yeah, that's why I dropped on I wouldn't fucking done that. No. Yeah, and you was it to I go so to me
Three. That's why I dropped doesn't any light on my
I
And he's just back on the bodies. Yeah, I literally dropped my fault with all the energy I'm about to be as well
We keep those dude that was too fucking troll man. I gotta not do that. Oh, so we died. I would be so sad
All right, I wanna keep fighting I'm gonna go I've got workers just spinning around in circles. Yeah, dude, you go
Are we dropping mid job? Yeah, that's me
You guys were like bring around the Rosie it was weird
It's like some fucking clicks hundred dadgoms when he hit them for fucking zero damage seven years away
That's like are we getting in they fucking already in the box we dropping I'm like mid following the whole box. Oh box
Oh
They just is place which most pros most good pros aren't trying to get better in the office is about to try to relax
Oh, oh my god
Actually, oh my god, it is gold hemi gold Olsen Etaburg come on
Come on
If you know what time it is oh sir
What
No, oh my damn I picked the right side as well. I picked the right side
Okay, I got double gold here. I literally have to carry like I mean I carry I have to not sell
This is good though. It's not the Krabus. It's not gonna mean playing any better at like any differently or stupider
I mean, I'm really clean. I perfectly viewed you as well to just go flying. You did you did
Let's go us down. He just oh we're gonna eat it off this okay sick. All right, cool
Absolutely districts still in rotation. I thought they took it out. No, no, no, it's e-district storm point in this
It's like the best map rotation ever. I'm not the biggest thing is storm point storm point
But like that's two really good maps and then like a decent map. I'll take it
I don't even know what map I'd want over at this point.
So just last season's rotation basically.
Oh god, what? No.
What's that?
Oh, that was easily there's no world's edge that I think, right?
No, the last season was terrible.
Oh, last split.
Sorry, I'm doing the last split.
Yeah, last split.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Alright.
When we were actually like playing the game.
Yeah.
Do we play here now?
Is arena still a thing?
Like in Apex Dev?
They have like their version of reload basically
It's nothing like arenas was a 3v3
Yeah, yeah, I remember that dude. Oh, there you go
I guess I dropped wait, didn't I leave a gold extended heavy mag on the lot on the bin to you want you guys grab that right?
I did I grabbed it. Okay, cool. So we have three gold extended mags now
Yeah, I'm the lab and you're just running
Yeah, I've got nothing.
Oh, okay.
Um, do you want to stay here and then play like Edge, and then rotate in my elective
action to go for the win here?
At least seven scores.
I'll be playing for the win.
Yeah, you're right.
Damn.
Yeah, I was going to say, I was about to say.
It was fine.
It was fine.
You're right.
I'm down.
300 damage.
We've got six scores left.
This game's dead.
Let's get it.
Oh, wait.
What's that?
What's that?
Let's go over there.
I'm bored here.
Come on, kid.
What is it?
Kramer, Kramer, Kramer.
I already have two gold guns though.
Fucking suffering to excess out here bro.
This is gonna draw some people in boys.
Get ready for it.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme.
Oh shit, they're already on it.
I literally said oh, the fucking Kraber curse bro.
I, oh my god.
I even tried to turn around and by the time I turned around I'm already dead.
I fucking hate this game so much right now.
I'm so fucking annoyed.
Maybe Raz is totally up to you though.
One of them's far actually.
Oh no, man.
keep your name I have no shield so I almost cracked here I can drop you back
I dropped you back thanks I'm coming down to help you guys if you want if they're
all free and fine no there's another team where's that hold up you could maybe
You guys
You back up to this building you back up
Yeah
I'm gonna try and get to you guys
It's the real one this real ones on me. He just put a whole clip in a finishing
Hey the Craver curse so fucking much, but I'm so tilted. I'm so tilted I
I literally saw them and it instantly turned around like I couldn't overreacted quicker and I just died
I'm so angry for my double go and they didn't get to shoot them so I'm trying to go for Crayba
I don't think I could have reacted quicker. I think I was just dead with where I landed
I landed as soon as I saw them and it was just no man's land. I couldn't get behind a corner
Everybody's
Good I landed off the fucking jump ship on the left side of that building so I'm just in like just a straight strip of no cover
And they just triple beam me a second. I see them might be reservoir comes
Doing doing good team doing good braga two more days man, then I'm off to Fiji
Yeah, that's stylish.
So, death off, guys. They definitely might be on it.
Thank you. I need some shields, bro.
I'm totally kidding. It's probably better to go craft me.
Appreciate it.
It's a bit overwhelming in the start, Colm, but it's fun, right?
You should get into it, man.
The best part of this game is it has an actual good rank system,
so you play for a while to unlock ranks,
and then once you start playing ranks,
you actually get shittier opponents than pubs.
That's the best part. Like, it's got a proper rank system.
the bronze level, uh, the bronze level is the players are os
well, so you know how I said there's a random guy in my house earlier?
uh
turns out he was trying to like sell a vacuum and for some reason my dad fucking bought it
hey, they tested it on your name?
hey, they tested it on everything apparently, I don't fucking know
wait, you, you, you, it was a fucking vacuum salesman? that's such like it, like that's like something like a fucking like sitcom
what do you mean you had a vacuum salesman in your house?
I don't fucking know, I live in like a tiny ass town as well and he just comes to the ground and I'm like,
Who does door to door vacuum sales? Like, the fuzz most Nebraska shit I've ever heard in my life.
It's at 9pm, by the way.
Door to door vacuum sales at a 9pm at night, fucking holy Nebraska.
And then fuck, okay, calm down.
Am I wrong though?
For some reason, my dad ain't gonna buy it when, yeah, I don't fucking know.
Where is my, where's my buddy?
Over here.
Oh, thank you.
It didn't take anything.
What the fuck? Oh my god, wait.
Oh my god, I'm not even told it anymore.
Wait, you actually have both your golds back?
Yes, I do.
Gold! Gold! Gold!
Wait, is Kraber still there?
They took my fucking...
The way they took my scopes though, what?
Wait, Hemlock is maxed.
I need to... I want to upgrade whatever.
I want to upgrade this so I can get a scope.
They won't let me upgrade it because it's gold, but I need the scope.
The 1x was there.
Oh, fuck's sake.
Okay, I'm going back again.
There's the 1x.
There's a 2x right here.
Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll come back there.
oh my god there's two steps sorry i'm the gold weapon is always confusing i'm going and grabbing the
g7 i'm coming now man but there is a craver in play there is a craver in play wait on me
i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming he's still do i i hate the f***ing elster i hate the
f***ing elster this game's a joke you guys just both go shit on my dizzy what can i even do i mean
I had the respawn beacon before I had the respawn beacon
now I don't I don't have it so how do I fucking replicate
Replicate and then rescue there. I kind of want to go for this. Just because like
Oh
I just kill this guy's raise a solo
I don't know I don't know I get absolutely fucking obliterated. I thought that I thought it was way more of a ridge there for me to hide behind
I'm just crashing behind nothing apparently. I thought that was more elevation. I would go again
You're the full trio by the way. Oh, that was what you're good. Oh, oh, there's the paper guy
I sold that double gold weapon
That one of the crema the worst minus I didn't even full ego to either
I literally landed and then saw them and turn around his instantly that this team was like good
There we go again. I run through a door and there's just some random guy hiding a corner and I start shooting him
And then all the boy opens the door and just yep
The yolo the 47 or the L star looks fucking crazy
Wait, he must live near me sounds like something I would get in my house
Or my like if you knock it off my door at 9 p.m. You're not gonna let the fucking my house. I'm sorry
Well, they I'm pretty sure the dude had been here for like two fucking hours. Holy fuck
No, what the fuck you want me and this is a good ass vacuum. I was down on the bathroom. He does work. That's cool
It's like some fucking curvy vacuum. It's like not even a normal vacuum. It's like fucking
It's curved. It's like curvy. I don't fucking know
Curve is just my face.
Like I'm not like it, it looks like a fucking like...
They keep vacuuming the whole house.
Mac and cheese noodle, I don't fucking know, apparently.
Even then, birds getting here at 7 o'clock just show up and fucking vacuum like...
I'm sorry, if you come knocking on my door at 7 o'clock,
I'm not opening the door with a friendly smile, that's all I'm gonna say.
You are not getting a friendly smile, especially if you are trying to sell me a vacuum.
3,000 like I see $3,000 vacuum
that is not what I promised my parents would not spend that much on my dope
Holy shit, this map. Oh my god. We're back traveling traveling traveling. We're back. I love this map
What is that? Oh, yes
Protein you can schedule an in-home demo
You don't like this math below I love this math a drop-down by the way
oh wait he's landing on the light bin oh my god one of you guys please get a gun
and just kill him I wish I can't fifty-fifty yeah fucking okay great two
of them late no p20 bro they all late landed on me oh my god no no no no no no
why is she one sec I can help you guys by the second I got all day massive they
on you guys on me I'm getting punched out what the fuck what the fuck the lag
makes this so hard bro what in the fuck is happening with the animations in this
game with the melee with the lag is not real
nothing no no it was just melee me wait oh my god you and Watson oh my good
We've become everything we hate.
I respected that.
I mean, it's what's it's fun.
So now, how the game's going?
Up and down, bro. Up and down.
Wait, that's not what I wanted. I want that.
Yeah, pretty good overall, man. Pretty good overall, dude.
Can I have some more fucking lasting giggles over anything else?
Yeah, it's been like, even the deaths have been like funny fucking like this.
I'm kind of raging, but I'm also like not seriously raging.
I hear my check and tell when I'm like actually mad
No, it's good man. It's good. I'm excited for this trip though
We get off I need to figure out why the fuck a vacuum salesman came to my door at 8 p.m.
And then fucking I think you can find out yeah, we need to get a back story. I
Kind of want the full story on this one. I'm gonna be honest
Need the law
Wow, I'm gonna hit me actually.
I'm gonna hit me also.
My mom literally came to my room to tell me
why there was just a strange fucking man
in my house that fucking-
I just thought you just didn't question it.
I would 100% be like,
Hello?
No, I was questioning it,
but I just didn't care enough to go find it.
Fair.
We had sort of came into our,
literally came into our backyard
and came to our back door
to offer my wife like,
tree-lopping service
I was like that's fucking weird. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no the dog would be suck at him. Well, yeah
Well, yeah, Steve yeah, no Steve was freaking out, but it was like very odd. I was like that's super sus
That's like I was like two weeks ago. Nothing else happened since but I was like actually like called a cops can't
So I was like that if it's not in Australia, like
You're not doing that shit
Backdoor in America
I did not want to I didn't want to say it. Oh, no, no, I lived in America. Trust me. I know yeah
I know you'd know that he was back though, that's 100% nope.
Okay, I didn't get the memo I guess.
Yeah, nah.
Alright.
We didn't have to scan anymore do we?
Alright, let's just push towards this I guess.
Let me push towards the energy bank.
People always use the energy bank, right?
Yeah.
We got evac.
Let's go to the evac tower.
Going down to the evac tower.
If I Apex my major missing out well now's like one of the best days apex has been in man, so I
Mean if you like really good gunplay really good movement in a battery L
Bro if you're on controller especially if you're not enjoying the aim assist on for night and you're on controller
Bro come play apex man. You're frying everyone grabbing this Evo
This is all unloaded by the way
I just realized my dad's like full American rides a motorcycle
He has a brother in multiple spots of the house
I don't know how like what's up
I'm actually confused now. I'm actually more confused than when he first just walked in my room
Yeah, the Brett and the brass games, but what can I say if you go to brass fucking get me out
The brass games what what are you what do you guys?
No, it's literally the Cornhuskers.
There's no fucking way, like, in like, there's no way it's corn, like, what?
Yes.
Okay.
We are the Cornhuskers.
No, there's no way that's the actual, like, what you guys are referred to, like, I don't
want to say politically, but you know what I mean, like, if it actually is, what?
No, get fucked.
That's crazy.
I don't want to say politically, but you know what I mean like yes, it actually is what's no get fucked
Like like in a in a professional setting not in like some like like ah yes to my fellow corn huskets like in court
Like that's how they're gonna refer to people from Nebraska
Motherfucker what you guys are not real. It's no way. It's not never said we were
Trust me. I'm the trash that I'm saying the same thing. It has someone Google it has to be Nebraska's I
Don't trust half my mask. What is corn husk and professionally is Nebraska?
I thought so there's no way you guys are being referred to as Nebraska's in a professional setting. I mean sorry corn husk is
I've always only heard
This is Nebraska in like the Nebraska
I
Where the people by the way, I'm taking I'm doing another evac out just to get someone's attention. We like where is everyone?
No, we're playing Watson, but I don't actually like play like Watson, you know, I don't want to play watch. Oh, yeah
No, no, no, we have the fuck
This is insane. That's gonna make you go Watson
I'm just fly. Oh, have you never seen the black Watson black Watson bro
He's been watching Black Watson's content.
You are not the Black Watson.
Oh.
You're going to be pulling re-on Watson, maybe.
Oh, hell.
Dude, he was so offended when you guys questioned us,
Watson.
Dude, I've covered the distance of the map,
and there's not been a single gunshot sound or player
we've seen.
This is, I'm not kidding.
I've never experienced this.
Really?
OK, I'll go that way.
I've never experienced this in the history of this game.
I'm not even kidding.
I've even heard a shot.
That is true.
Oh yep, definitely heard something here. I'm pulling, I'm going down.
Yeah, they're flying, they're flying...
Blobs away at least.
No, is there someone here? Is there a team down here?
A team down here, they're on me, they're on me, literally on me.
Oh, he's right on me, I'm dead.
Oh, here, here, here.
There, there, there.
Watch out, Skyny, Skyny, Skyny.
What the f- I just got drive-byed, this chick's actually good.
What the fuck? How did that-
I just got railed.
What? I-
What?
Nice, you got it with it?
I'm not gonna lie, that-
No!
The actual is one crits me off a slide. What the fuck?
135 she literally hit every bullet with the R3 is that easy on controller or something chatter is that I just impressive
That was fucking crazy camp TTV cam TTV
Motherfuckers. No, you're there's no way this person's twitch name is cam TTV on twitch. I swear to God
She's googling. No because it's what pisses me off. It's not hit them
TTV means twitch. There's no way you're twitch cam. There's no way you have cam like C a m on twitch
I'm gonna go find out why the fuck is open over back to give you the scoop, okay?
Well, I just got absolutely shit on chat. I didn't even like my aim wasn't even bad
I just go fucking deleted before I had a chance. I
Could have patterned and tried to get out there, but
Vantage?
You have the exact same Vantage skin as me.
Oh wait no, did it wait?
Was that trying to make me be Vantage then?
Yeah.
Oh okay, I thought that was you going Vantage.
I thought you had the same Vantage skin as me and everything.
Oh this is weird.
My Vantage skin is more cooler.
Bro chill, watch your Vantage skin.
I can show you your Nes game.
I definitely want you to be vantage
No, I'm just like just hover it just hover it and then just get off like like this
Wait sent ago a year ban on Twitch
Okay, I got no info my mom has no clue because my dad was apparently the one who let him in and
And yeah, I got a photo of the vacuum if you want to see it fucking say
No
Fucking small and stupid
And curvy he said
Keith Keith Keith Keith Oh
That was gonna straight down load us I guess that's right
We're only late landing on the hot drop. It's fine. I think that'll be fine
I'm waiting on this building by the way. It's pretty no one else has the same idea
They might do it. They like the other thing. I think we're chillin. They were chillin. Yeah noise
Alright, I bet he has some crazy ass loot for this hot drop, P90 and R825, like this game.
Nice.
Double pistol, or maybe.
R825.
45.
What?
I have to run the nemesis, there's no way this game is actually trolling me.
The only other gun I've found that isn't a pistol.
right there I really went out of my living room and was like so I'm playing with
Ozzy and he was in a wild fucker the door-to-door vacuum salesman at 8 p.m.
and I hit you goes I want to know too I love the fact that you can just walk out
and say I'm watching Ozzy and your parents just know that's kind of cute I'm
not gonna lie like I really had it on the TV while she's playing games with
Draco this morning and he's said the same thing I experienced like his parents
just know me like they just know of me that's pretty fucking awesome well you
should swear less than like when I met you at twitch con I was that's my
parents really like right in front of me all that's why I remember this that's
awesome
also NJC look on vacation tomorrow's my last treat everyone keeps saying NJC
towards my last three and then I'm on vacation I booked it like JC so bad at
whatever no no no he's been popping off he's been sending I've been checking I've
been doing op dot gg check-ins on him he's he's like he won a four win streak
Annie, but he's doing on the character. I told him was good. So he has to use on what is now. Oh, she'll be
Tractive, I'm gonna try not get down here. You guys got him
Okay, I'm finally learning to like not really down. I guess. Oh, yeah
No, what the I got shot from the fuck. I fucking hate this game right now. Oh my god. He's out there, bro
I have overflowing everything. Okay, if you can raise me I've overflow
He dropped a drop
Which one is he? Which one is it?
I'm playing evil apex. I have overflow I'm healing behind cover and he's in the perfect spot on a building
Seven miles above me to shoot me once in the head all my fucking god. I'm playing evil apex
Oh my god.
There's no fucking way that guy can look down and see me.
Fuck's sake.
Ha!
On a happier note, I sent a photo in the group chat if you want to see the vacuum.
I'm actually playing Evil 8x.
What the fuck is it called?
It's called Kirby.
It's called Kirby. I fucking love it because the name of it is Kirby like the Pokemon not Pokemon fucking Super Smash character
It's Kirby wait, I could probably see how much they sell for cuz my mom wouldn't tell me she said I don't even want to know
What the fuck is it expensive?
Um, is she just easily like pressured like does she not like saying no to people?
She's like it was my dad who did it. It was my dad. Oh shit. Okay. Let's be back here
Um
If you bought it in person, it's probably cheaper like you probably like probably some negotiation
I hope price is negotiable. I have one. Yes
The plot pick and shiny. Hear me out. Let's talk tell me about it
Why is this guy checking out your master's banner? He's checking out your weight
Yeah, he's checking out your master's banner on your dead box
Well, it's not you though. Where's the different team? I mean, who the fuck is this?
I have one it's an American based company. This is hilarious. I love how there's someone in chat. It has one of these
It's fucking we go like subplots
We're gonna be so much going over this fucking vacuum
Alright come on considering the fact we really have two vacuums in the attic in like one in the basement
We have like fucking five vacuums
I think House of Vacuum sales are finally like what the fuck yeah he had insight in
yeah this dude knew oh shit condo let's go never played him once let's get it oh
sick it's two thousand eight hundred four nine dollars online yeah brother it's
two thousand two hundred okay two hundred for the vacuum yeah I don't know
That is insane for a vacuum. I'll be honest. Nice sleeve. Thanks, bro
You blinded you on the 38
You died like collecting my shoes. Yeah, I'm getting apparently
I know drop wins
This game we're gonna run across the whole map to find no one in the first care run into it's just fucking Thanos
I was professional cleaner so I've always had like good ass vacuums
And now this is Dyson cuz this is like they good as shit and it's like mad at me. Yo rise what the fuck?
I'm gonna rise right oh my god. Thank you rise appreciate the rain, bro
Thank you. We're talking about that. Yeah, no genuinely welcome in rises chat
I am no playing for as you can see probably thinking like oh shit. This might be the game
All these actually good at it is not oh
What the fuck?
Who the fuck he's already grenade is?
What the fuck? Did you guys even see another team? Oh shit on me?
It's a caustic
Oh, that's two of them. I'm trying to hold the door. Oh, you're up in the door of me. Oh my god, I can't hear any of these
What's up, we've got something on the door. I'm not gonna like you. She just fucked me so hard
Just like took the door. I'm gonna try and hold and I just got fucking I just couldn't do anything
Well, great start. Yeah, no, they probably be and then you rise to the right as I was saying not wacky
I'm better this game than that. Well, that's just an awkward fight
Do you guys see the fact we were getting caught?
Oh my bad, I was looking at the track as the raid, so I was very distracted.
I just landed on the bins and thought we're fine.
God damn it bro!
Are you a resable?
I mean I'm just calling towards you, I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I'm in a good spot.
Yeah, I mean I'm kind of just hiding in the corner I guess.
Oh five games?
I don't know man, depends on like what time of my life.
I'm told my head like Fortnite, Waterwalker, League of Legends, Overwatch, Halo 3.
You just put a get wrecked fucking sprain on me?
You just put a get wrecked, hold on me after you rez me you sick fuck?
Wow, I kinda fucked up, that's all good.
Alright, can we go like three deathbox rezz, Mr. Groomz?
You know, we might be able to.
We're already in the ring.
Oh, everyone in T1, I don't get shit on the crew.
I don't know, playing like some ass would be way better.
Wait, what the fuck?
Whoops.
I don't know what's wrong.
I have to look at you?
Oh my god, I didn't have to look at you.
Chat, how could this be on Fortnite?
Look at that.
Boop, he's back.
Portable reboot.
Actually, there's no game that's even on Fortnite.
We made it again?
Yeah.
Right there.
Why would they not chase you, like, at all?
Must be another team. Yeah, it's what I'm here. You're in a low angle bin. Oh, I see this got me
Tractive
He's running. He's padding. I'm padding up for me. I think we I did push him
He's running in his team still here, I fucking do I'm playing evil effects right now
Dude's running back to his team. I thought he was solo
I'm gonna fucking push this
Oh, one of you is being cracked on you, one of you one of you
One of you one of you
Dead, oh my god, nice nice nice
I have no ammo in like anything bro
I literally don't have any ammo
Oh why is it, oh why is it in there
They're so weak, they're so weak
Yeah, I'm pushing with that
Someone's rushing above
Fuck, I mean we're going right or left, go right, go right, go right
There's a keys guy, keys guy, keys guy
There's like three teams
Yeah, there is
And I really don't have enough ammo for them right now bro
I'm getting stuck on grenades
I have ten bullets to kill this bitch with I'm punching I need one to die I need one
to die I need ammo of anything yes yes yes oh my god yes okay are we good okay okay oh
my fucking god okay wait can we wait is this your oh your death
box outside she's like we're not looting your death box are we as I got the
fuck
the death box right now we messed up you're going for it yeah they're over
here yeah yeah I'm keeping eyes on them oh yeah they're all over there I'm
panicking on them oh shit might be more than that fuck oh my god go back go
back go back go back go back go back it's like another four teams I'm not
even fucking exaggerating like this is insane it's the whole fucking lobby I'm
not even kidding we didn't feel what we're doing because there's actually eight people over there
okay what's the plan there's so many fucking people i'm healing they're pushing up on us
they're up here yeah i'm shooting you in the back of the head yeah i'm shooting you in the back
of the head not bad no you're all good there was another teammate up here though his teammate's
somebody's teammates down over here over here
teammates dead watch me give me
oh that's all that over here's amber think fuck away I hit him with the
fucking shit give me the amber oh my god yes so many attachments okay nice
I'm good now oh my god somebody make it to the fuck those make it come from and
all these syringes like why is my inventory so full
all right we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it boys
i'm not king i threw a nade up there where you're at keith and insta killed him
oh shit hell yeah i'm good
dude what is happening you're a quick dave the prime dude
show you must be nice know you see this here's the play video games at the care home every once in a while
okay what the fuck what is happening i mean
yo don't hey
it's ill
all right there's still one more team though i think there's still the other teams on the opposite side
Yeah, I hear something yeah, I will play you as well when it comes out bill
I will bro. I do want to play the new gears. I love that game not online though
Online I say that game is fucking terrible don't tell me I said that oh on me on me
I'm not laying on them
One eight feet dead. I killed you. Oh my god. Please don't hit me with the keys
Oh my god cracked him holy shit right now. I'm pushing off his pad.
I'm playing ring around the fucking Rosie right now bro. Oh my god he's camping the building.
He's camping inside.
There's one of them camping down the bottom, down the bottom, down the bottom.
Kind of low in there.
I swear I fucking heard this kid.
Why is he...
Why?
He all ditched.
He's outfalled.
It's not going to be safe, I'll live, just chill here.
Good aim, yeah bro, this game's aim.
Like if you guys enjoy aim and movement, dude, this game is so fucking good, I swear.
Yeah, what's that flow? I didn't know you still played games on. What the fuck? Everyone's
blaming me.
You're fucking minecraft professionals blaming me, bro.
Oh, that was a Chelsea kind of aim like me, bro.
Oh, wait up there. Oh, yeah, I see.
Oh my god.
That could be bad. Yeah, I did a bench sponge damage, but I took a bunch of damage.
Q's
We're gonna get up on this. Yeah, I'm up. I'm up. You're up. Okay. Yeah, we killed one. No
Why should you come on come on? I'm patting it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's triple. Wait. No, it's not
It's not trouble jump. There's a Norris team behind us. What the fuck is happening? You're this game is so broken sometimes
What the fuck was
I'll explain what the fuck happened later
I'm healing
Someone on me
Yeah, I'm coming back to you
Wait, he's right here
I'm on him
Almost cracked
I took off bat
Dead
Jumping on me, jumping on me, above me
Yeah
Are you hearing?
Wow, that scared me
I'm backing up, I'm backing up
back and up here yeah I'm not gonna hide there can I not use my Q on myself no
yeah someone first I think they're in here so I'm hearing someone in here I
know I just push out the back cracked what kill one kill one kill one that's it
I just got killed by two I don't have to know you know you know yet
We're gonna res in here.
Lots of kills.
We're gonna blind them.
How do we get up?
I'm with the cramps.
I'm with the cramps.
I'm with the cramps.
One second.
One second.
Stay in the right spot.
I'm in the bomb.
Wait, hold another team.
Hold another team.
He's cracked.
He's cracked.
One.
Dead.
Nice.
You're gonna rez all of you.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
Swing at me.
Can you Q?
Can you not?
Again, I Q.
Wait, is this our ult?
No.
Wait, is this her ult?
Yeah, come back to your res, come back to your res.
Can you res?
She's resing too.
Okay, do you want to push her or you can res?
Yeah.
I gotta help, I gotta help, I gotta help.
What the fuck just happened to me?
Yo, this game is, I'm playing fucking Evil Apex.
Oh my fucking god.
Yo, like, all my f-
I'm fucking boosting up to help him
And I get hit by the Magi Q like all and I just go flying blind to shit
All my fucking God right plate. Oh my god playing everything so good
Yeah, I would have said stick the reds other because we didn't know because I wasn't yeah
I wasn't sure how to push on that are you doing back and later solo it
If I'm with the Brian
You actually had a kill earlier through to the lag is so bad
She threw up a catalyst old and like it's nowhere near on my screen
Yeah, I shot for a good three seconds before the old actually popped up and my bullets like hitting the black wall
They just weren't there well you can't kill yourself as conduit what I
Know I don't change I didn't I didn't want to push James. That's fine. Huh?
It doesn't act of ill until you hit someone with it. Are you sure?
Yeah, oh
This character is confusing. I'm going back to my jump character. I'm just getting on their head. That was so fun though. Holy shit
They can binge with the raid, appreciate that bro.
And yes, yeah I know about Flo, thank you.
We talked about that like a year ago,
it says if I do that it's gonna be like literally
for Christmas, like it's so far away.
But yes, I will definitely get Flo's help
if I'm gonna run a server like at Christmas,
which I do wanna do.
I think a fucking Fortnite Minecraft server would be
like a bunch of pros and creators
and shit would be so fun.
I would do it like in this break, but again, Fiji sir.
Damn, how is she hitting on kids that whole fight too?
I saw a clip of some guy opening the double packs.
He got Wraith's reskin dare room and Caustic gave them.
I think Caustic gave them, that's crazy.
I don't think I've played anything since Gears 3, Callin.
I got you a Bencher, I got you a Rod, definitely will man.
I live my brother's house and I had to do this.
I'm just fucking enjoying playing some other games.
I want to hit 30,000 damage, 30,000 damage.
Can I jump? I'm driving an RS5 coupé, my dude.
Too late for draw points, draw points so fun, I'm gonna let the energy make fucking.
It's really nice to have fun.
I've been doing this all the way down for hours.
like i think like four hours you yeah it's fun villa like i actually look forward to driving
because i'm very driving so much i've been on the city tonight i'm like excited oh your lambo
hurricane my lambo hurricane is that the i actually don't know what that is that's no no what's
what's the svv one the svv one's the uris that's right the uris that's why everyone's talking about
yeah my favorite one is the revolta the the hurricane's the one that's in your driveway okay buddy
Ahhhh, six cylinder turbo.
Sucks.
At least I'm pretty sure it's like 450 horsepower.
It's a very fun to drive though.
I'll have to also ask the fact that I can be like a dickhead and have it like on sports
mode but like the loud ass exhaust and then I can also put it in like a chill comfort
mode.
What's a dream car? I mean I fucking love this one, bro. I'm gonna be honest like this car. I'm super happy with
This is nice than any car I've ever thought I'd own
All right, yeah, we could have a
Skyline just because of how like they're nice. I think they are yeah sounds cool
Look at any like it really promised any like old-school JDM cars
Just gonna be absolutely thrashed unless you buy somehow fine like the unicorn that's been sitting in someone's garage undriven
I want to push other ideas when I come push me
Uh, I was going for this evoke actually quick.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Oh.
Lad, you guys then.
Actually, let's keep looting.
Let's see you guys get to me.
I'm going to come loot here and then push them.
I'm going to, so I'm going to evoke that one.
You guys want to come take me anyway through.
Nice, nice.
Oh, are they going like absolutely hammered?
Like it's ridiculous how loud this is.
They're full battalons out over there.
I've got an R301 and a vault with attachments.
I'm feeling so ready for this.
They're still going at it.
There's no way this middle drop is the least contested,
and then over here is where the eight teams are.
We took that last flight for so fucking long.
Yeah, there was like six teams.
Yeah, that was crazy. It was kind of...
Alright, I'm down.
Alright, let's get them. Let's get them, team.
here we are are we rolling in deep or they are all going at it
one clip then oh shit I was going clip oh shit oh I peaked it I just blinded
that's it I mean I didn't suck right yeah I got cracked she's running she's
running I'm reasonable but you guys both you
idiot bro I overheated and peaked the second guy without knowing where the
The third guy was and he just had an angle on me.
He just fucking double tamed my ass.
I did, I did.
You know, good.
What?
I hear someone, something like under us or some shit.
Oh my god.
I'm down.
I'm so over this fucking decent ground.
Fed?
Thank you.
Nice.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I'm trying to knock him down.
He's so weak. He's so weak. I'm gonna knock him down.
I'm here.
Another one on you. On you. On you.
He's up here. He's band-picking him.
No, no.
Can we try one of the Asian servers?
This DC is actually gonna make me rip my hair out.
Yeah.
It's like, I can only die so many times when I fucking stop peeking
and I've swung back and the ball is just like,
sticks to me like glue with skin. So fucking horrible.
It's so weak because I mean, like, when we used to play,
it used to be like 100 ping for all of us.
I don't know why the other day it was like 200 seconds. We have to find what servers like the actual right one
It's gotta be one
All right, all right, all right, so return to main menu. I swear it's the Northeast one whatever I
Know James like I out aim people but I just die every single time so bullets just stick to me around the corner
Like I fucking hate it. So what's your AP East? I
Swear that's the server we're meant to play on AP East
EPS, 175, 185, what did we use to play?
What's your, like, I don't understand what we used to play.
AP Northeast is 135.
And then what's AP Southeast, that's one's like crazy, isn't it?
180.
165.
Fuck sake.
Wait, Southeast?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
There's two Southeast.
One was 180, one's 218.
Yeah, that's fine.
So we'll just play West, bro.
We'll stay on West.
I'm just getting so fucking over this dude. Like I just I'm just not dead there if I'm on anything under a hundred ping
I'm just not dead there
Are you would you be worse ping the EU? I don't know yes. Yeah, by a fucking
I'm just I just wish this game actually put you on the NA server and says it but if we just stay on West
I'd be fine. I'm just so sick of getting East service and they East is like 200 plus ping for me
So let's say let me do let me manually like I can see that makes a difference
I'm getting fucking out of this.
I tell you, you can still buy the 100 packs for the full price.
Yeah, I still give you that option to leave the dancing case.
Just in case you don't realize.
We 60 bucks for 100 packs infection. I am bad
Do it I just know I won't get in the hundred packs and I'll be depressed, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I already did mine
No, I know villa back when we had Tokyo and South Polo and stuff. It was so much better, dude
Like back in the day playing this game on the hype like it's just it is what it is for
And unfortunately, I just have the most fucking ADHD brain like when I play this game
I want to swing everyone I want to peak everyone and I out aim them every time I just the fucking ping bro
There's no even me coping like I've died like three times today where like that one wasn't even the worst one
That one was just like kind of bad, but I've had ones where I like literally stop peeking for an entire second and a half
And I still die
This game also just has bad decent in general and then you throw a high ping on top of it and it's
Fun game. Oh well girl again. I could have played somebody's fight so much better anyway
That's the man last games like not the last game the game before was actually fun all the fights around out
I was sick where we died was so stupid, but this was fun up until then I
This might be the fucking coolest skin in a face this these octane skin I have on I swear
It's so fucking safe. Yeah, my heart can't skin. I'm sure octane skin. Have you seen my race skin? Oh my god
Here we go. Yeah, I don't your race skin. I don't know it is kind of cool, but I don't know what is about it
Bro, it's a Japanese ninja samurai
with a baseball cat I think this is the coolest lifelines can probably that was
pretty cool I mean you got that for that's all you that's all you my bad
I'm put thousands into the game buddy you know I haven't bought it yet I'm
thinking about buying it okay the movie is game so good can I'm gonna be that
good at the movement bro i play octane if i could like get some tap strafe and
shit go on i'd be crazy as fuck
just don't laugh i'm out of there yeah my parents apparently spent three grand on
our vacuum so i need to show that i'm through
exactly i don't know if that is change what's that mean
he's vibing out on the apex sub by the way yeah appreciate y'all
he's surviving out with the uh aid the variety vibes
Oh really, Mal?
Oh yeah, dude, I have the tap-shaping.
I have the scroll down is jumped so I can do it.
I know how I can physically do tap-shaping change.
It's more just knowing how to do it in a fight and when to do it.
The mechanic of it, I can do it.
It's like in Fortnite, right?
You can do some crazy ass high ground retain, creative,
and then when do you do it in-game?
I can do the tap-shaping.
I just don't know when to do it in fights
fights and how it's like how it'll be like add like advantage me
you're watching when solo offense yes Ozzie yeah sure why not yeah I mean I
don't think any of the content pairs be playing West I probably won't be
watching because I'm gonna watch solo is on list oh we'll never have a control
little thing oh really is this guy did they drop on the fucking there's people
there she is already oh no oh why am i doing a bad thing it's pretty bad um i want 130
do we stay on those others i'm so confused did it not just switch the servers
you're on 300 200 what the fuck serve 250 all right well it must have stayed on i must have
stayed on ap even though i literally exited went on exit lagging everything on second
I
My bullets just like sat there and not hitting the guy I'm like what the fuck what the fuck am I hearing?
Why am I here? It's huge. Oh shit. Oh my god. No trouble. Let me oh
And we've got a course if I would call sick gas pills and not open them off spawn. I'm so confused
This guy is a serial killer
Evo Harvesters are online.
Dude, he's just caustics up everywhere.
Oh, that was actually that.
Oh, on me.
Oh, I'm not hitting those shots, apparently.
That's sick.
Cracked.
Come on, Shree.
Sky-needing.
What the fuck she's telling me I'm dead.
I'm sorry to ask you that.
Good?
That was unfortunate, swing timing.
Oh, don't die for me there.
You're rising?
What?
I can't do anything, but teaming's rolling across.
That's okay, that's okay.
Thank you.
Oh, I played that terribly.
Oh my...
Why is she...
There's one all the way up top.
Oh he sucks!
They all kind of suck, I just put it down.
It's a Nori-chi.
Oh that's why I thought, I was like, how can a team have that, I'll change the server
that's why I've had.
I don't know what the fuck happened there.
And I will stop dying first.
Stop tristin.
Yeah I don't know Shuffle, I have no clue, maybe I don't even know what server it could
put us on for them to be 300 and me still 130. I actually don't even know. You know what's happened?
It would have gone to AP Southeast. It would have put me on OC servers, but then OC doesn't even
have their own servers half the time. So it would have put me on the other, it would have put me on
the Southeast Asia server. It's what would have just happened. Yes, yes, I, yeah, I can mine's
only showing US West too now. But yeah, I used to love when I connect to LA and it would only
make me play on LA. All right, here we go. I'm trying my baby out again. I miss her.
Nice. No. Oh, also, I mean, it's a little bit of a mad. Yeah.
What's up, Gatboy? All right, stop it. You're having a game being no dying for us.
I can't join. Horny is full. You're in, you're in, man. You're showing us. You're in? All right,
cool.
Do I spend sexy bucks on 100 packs and hope I get it?
And you gotta buy the 20 packs.
Know it. Know it.
See, I don't even play this game like that.
But maybe I'd play like that if I had my crane bit.
Nice. To me, bro.
You're gonna open your one pack? This will be the heirloom.
I've opened a hundred. I've opened like 200 packs today. This will be the heirloom, though.
Two purples.
Yeah, it's supposed to be red, Ozzy.
Okay, buddy. Thank you. Does pink madame as much apex not anyone here as much as for tonight, but there's like I would say at least one in every maybe like
Five games. I died at least once to where if I was on zero ping I wouldn't die
But it's also how I play I just fucking ego challenge because I just love Amy in this game
But like the peak is advantage of like the bullet registering before it falling around the corner and shit
I would die so much less, but that's also me pushing it too far, but I always push it until like I'm about one or two bullets
From getting knocked and then I swing back
So I should have stopped doing that, but I just can't, this game is just so fun to ego
challenge people with.
The gunplay is so nice.
Is the best gunplay of any game I've ever played, without a doubt.
So specifically how I play makes the ping even worse.
If I was like being a smart fucking positioning base like Caustic or fucking sitting back and
my team open but I like to swing and open up every fire like an idiot.
It's super fun though. Apex is really fun bro and it's in like the best state.
It's almost ever been one of the biggest issues I just kind of need friends to play with man.
Playing this game solo is brutal.
But it isn't a fantastic state right now and it's an excellent game. So if you're looking for a game
to play man for sure. Just trying to get some friends into it too. It's free so like it shouldn't
me too how to get friends into it. It's also good on both inputs. It's better on control
love and assist is like straight cheating. Like most games are fun as well. That's where
Fortnite always has the advantage, but I love playing Fortnite solos.
Well, tell you the truth, like.
Yeah, basically, but that's like, that's like just a media shit. That's not really like
99.9% of the player base doesn't get affected by that.
Wait, my prime sub ends in six days. Good thing I get to use base versus money. Chad,
You guys gonna play on stream?
I'll be checking stream on prefront label even though I'm about to go away for a week.
That's what I have in promoting people to sub.
Normally like during like big streams I'd be like sub but like during the reload stream I was kind of like yeah I won't promote that much.
I kind of feel bad about going away for a week.
To be fair in the 3 day, including that 14 hour stream in the 3 day since I've probably streamed more than most people do.
In a month anyways like 100 hours.
That is true.
It's like almost a full normal person streaming schedule anyway.
I can't believe that you're taking like a month off.
Bro it's a week, stop saying that people will believe you don't understand.
Who shot his first blood next to us?
They're on us.
They're on us?
Yeah, under.
They suck so bad.
Oh!
They suck.
yeah under they suck so bad
oh they suck so bad
uh could we come down here what's the plan what's the way bro yeah I'm trying to like
look out coming down down on you
yeah
cracked both of them
one HP on me she doesn't suck
uh... you know she's terrible holy shit that she is terrible
rather than you kids
yeah they like playing on the zip line
come back in
mature and res
k-guess
i can't i can't i don't know what i'm not
most of the only out
and go out there
come back down
all my goodness
is coming out of the
on the day i'm coming out of the
I
It's a whole nother two teams. It's a whole nother two teams. I mean you I'm gonna try and get out Coombs. I'm gonna try get to you
I
Think I'm gonna get you Coombs come back. It's not like none of them on this bottom level
They're playing fucking if you have all you can just pull us
90% I mean
Don't die for it. Oh, yeah
Not used to kicking bodies off the ground. Oh god
Sorry dude, I finished that fight so quick.
Oh shit.
Oh you're good.
You're the motherfucker right there!
Bruh, I mean this was so fun, but of course a whole another team just apes down a zipline
rise I dropped on that one of you.
It makes hard yet very hard though, fun though, but it is definitely a lot of experience
bro.
You got a little of the character abilities, which guns you like looting, holy shit.
Dude, I died it's all with three hundred fifty five thousand our nine damage four hundred fifty thousand pk damage and
twenty thousand car damage
The whole different team than I died by the way, there's that there is that I saw this on a million damage across three guns on one character
Okay, there's so many teams who are not surviving this I didn't know that and nothing teams drop it
Dude, actually nine teams, we were never winning this one, Keith went down like zero chance.
Keep up, I don't think we win this.
Hello, sir.
Hey, cap of the 42, all those damage stats are across all carries.
Okay, so the gun damage is spread across the carries.
Hey, good to know.
That's a bit better than, holy shit, I thought we were actually versing Peter, but...
How you doing, cap?
I'm gonna feed, turn around, you feed my fish after this game.
I would feed him now, but I gotta actually get frozen food.
I love my little baby fishes. My brother's gonna have to take care of them while I'm gone.
I'm still wondering, have you cut the bonsai tree?
I haven't, I don't have to, because I got mini anubias on them, so they're like the slowest growing plant there is, I don't have to.
Oh, damn. No.
Wait, why no? Dude, that would be so annoying.
Bro, that would be so annoying?
I mean, it's kind of like it'd be like just difficult with very time consuming. You think how 1v3 is you guys a million percent? Yes
Yes, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't against him
We've got I'd win
I've burst up so many times and get shit on every time I win
So like we've actually but like I haven't versed how yet
But first people like at the same level as how because once you get to diamond in this game
Which we were last time we all played you get put against prens all the time and every time they just shit on you, bro
They're so much better. Yeah, you get you just don't bro. They'll just roll up to a fight
I'll just third party when you fought someone else and they just fucking it's like a wave, bro
They just walk these walk through you just fall over
They're so good
Like the only way I think I'd ever have a chance to be praise is like like camping a house like no
I mean camping a house there look when they get to push you so you'd have to third party
That you'd have to roll up and third party them and then just somehow like pull it off
And they have no guns reloaded
Yeah, I mean do this time to see them come their finger cramped this game is way harder 1v3 than fortnight
But it's it is it's like versing Peter Bob, bro
Like it's actually like versing Pete into the random brains game like you just
We're bolted and reloaded away. I've even that oh shit. I'm killed both
I'm assuming it's no one drops a drop the other side for the white bit
I'm not gonna drop it anyway
I mean I'm in a game with Ryzen and Yumzl, but
Oh shit, did you win?
Hell no
Nah, you never see shit on that old ass man, you got that
Exactly
I'm in these 12 kids
It's like 43 at this point if I just do the same math
I've been on the same math we did before, it's like 40 things over the time.
Oh!
What'd you get?
Hedge chop pack.
Are you good?
Oh!
What'd you get?
Hedge, doesn't it?
Get the money!
That's not as fun.
Wait, are we conned?
Yeah.
Oh, on me.
I think I'm the worst I've worked on ever.
Oh!
One HP on me.
Dead.
Dead, dead.
She made it up there.
Yeah, so this is the end.
Oh, that's the end.
It's just here.
What the f-?
How is there a team?
what the how is there a team I'm actually in a free cap I love this game but
I'm playing the most evil apex of all time
no she's pushing push push keep the market it's a bangles bangles
I mean, I've got out here and such you bro. You can play for yourself
Maybe come resume if you wanted to that fucking you are there right on me
I'm sorry we got first again, but I swear that was not even me playing like an idiot
I got CQ'd so I was like I'll stand here
I'll hold the fucking lane and then just some I don't even know how the fuck the teammate could possibly have an angle on me there
How are you doing? I don't know so I'm playing some evil apex right now, bro
Like I feel like my aim's good but I'm just dying of the dumbest shit and it's freaking me out
Like how the hell does that guy have that angle on me?
I guess I'm C cube so he's like looking for the angle on me makes it somewhat more normal
But even then fucking hell feed the fish. Oh, yeah shit. I really shouldn't have lost down. I'll do an exam
Kind of takes a minute. I got to get the water go downstairs put the cubes in the water like
Either
I can say I'm not enjoying the uh the same meta. I really fucking heard this guy gets nerfed ASAP. It's just like so boring
We haven't even gained like the whole CS spam thing they've been talking about but it's just boring man
I'm actually like lost I need to play cuz they nerfed my character
Wait like what the fucking axle yeah
Thank you now.
I want to play, maybe?
No, I'm not.
Okay, I'm gonna play.
It would make me play less stupid.
It's not even like...
That game I was the least playing fucking...
If I played stupid I would have had a chance.
If I rushed the gym I wouldn't have got a fucking show on the side of the head by the teammate in Namiya.
I like support meta.
I don't know which meta is I'm like.
Okay, the only- I didn't like ultimated too much either, when everyone ran ulti, like, that was getting ulted.
One knock on a fight, disengage, like, that shit was getting a bit boring.
Okay, so, draft point is where everyone is, let's just go energy bank.
I just feel like the loot at draft point is not good enough for, like, what it's-
If one of us gets knocked, we lose, because another team is aping us instantly.
It is E district, so, yeah.
I'm gonna get to pull out the Watson.
I'm landing on the sniper.
Wait, am I getting- and I'm getting lands on the sniper bin.
I was gonna 50 I was gonna drop the side of him, but of course I was 50 50 which means I can't land on it
And it's on up here
And he got the gun all my I'm not even trying to 50 50 any steals the gun through because of pink bro
I'm actually gonna freak out. I'm having so little fun right now. It's insane
I'm so much closer that gun than him, but I just can't get it because of pink
This is so fucking
Your shades.
I'm not with you guys, I still don't have a gun by the way.
Why don't we go to fucking alternate GDs?
I'm coming to you guys, I've got one gun, see those guys.
Can you bring this?
Yeah.
I didn't need it.
Give me a second gun please.
Oh shit, that was smart
Oh, there's a whole team between me and you I'm signing I think that's the same team I'm signing same team, okay. Oh, yeah same team. Yeah
My team what literally one literally one
there was really three guys on me and Keith and then they all just disappeared
I'm gonna hold on to him right now so I'm kind of feeling good but I just need one
I haven't ulted any of you
I think they're out here
Yeah they're definitely out here
Yeah they're going fucking ham over here bro
I'm a follower
One's left here
Why the fuck did he go?
Snipe in me.
Cracked one. Dead. Nice.
She's alone.
Wait, no, no, right there.
Cracked.
Oh my...
I would get fucking Vantage
Oh there's two?
Careful
I'm healing, I'm healing
Yeah
Don't way that hits me
Oh my goodness, it's about
You got this Coombs
Nice, one more
One more, she's pushing from Bob
She's above you, she's above you
It's two, it's two
if you go down, they're shooting at me.
They're resting on my damage mark.
Danger mark on the edge of this fence.
They rest.
Now the one's up on the roof, up on the roof.
Healing my shields.
Maybe place the res on me if you won't be able to help me, but don't stress.
Up on the roof.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, Vantage.
I
Mean
They've raised like we got two raises out. Yeah, literally three times
Did I not one?
I got vantage sniped in the head bro. I'll shout 125 fucking off
Couldn't see those vintage from there. It's so much down. I guess I should song back around the corner. I
I was a little bit mad at them.
I literally was fulshing on them.
I knocked two of them twice and then I think the bang lived.
Have you seen that battleground?
Oh, that's actually like depressing.
Like that's the one annoying thing about Atex is when you're like 1v3 but they just manage
I keep cycling resins.
I don't even know man, I'm actually trying to think, like as I was walking upstairs,
how could I physically have gone vantage headshot sniped when I stopped shooting, turned around
and started running around the corner?
How was my head even visible to get head sniped?
Did I like, repeat?
Am I in like, misremembering that last fight?
I hit it on the head, I was like,
oh, I've got the head, so I'll swing back around the corner,
and as I turned around, I got headshot sniped.
If I was just standing there, hard ADS-ing,
I'd be like, less pissed about this,
but like, what the fuck do you mean?
Oh, no landing on this.
The landing on you comes.
oh yeah I'm dead wait I'm good you guys
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming up here.
Coming.
Come on, you kids.
I shot at an enemy.
I'm coming back again.
We're fucked!
Cracked him?
Yeah.
He means he might be in the building.
Yeah.
He's running like they're not though.
Yeah, now they're going through.
I've swung back through the door.
I'm after the whole thing right now.
Cracked, my C. Dead?
Dead on one, dead on one.
Dead on one slow, cracked.
Nice.
I heard the other one like out over here by me.
I can't see him.
Yeah, he's running by me.
Yeah, he's right in front.
I swing in I see them all I step back out to go like back in the room and all the shots
just hit me like through the fucking door I'm sorry I'm in a fucking I'm in a code
boot right now this is pissing me off I'm playing worse I'm frustrated and then I'm
I'm just dying to the dumbest shit over and over and over again, fucking infuriating me.
I'm probably gonna be one of them.
Kind of like Unpeak on Bats, but that's not me, but it's just like some days it just feels so much worse.
Today is just like right now these games are just that, like I just keep fucking clean.
It's the worst shit.
I'm asking you to look sick, but hey, I look fucking clean.
While dying, I look clean as shit.
Definitely not just motivating that man. While getting shit on right now, I'm looking tough.
Alright, radio with you guys out.
Dude, now I want to make calls right now. I'm not feeling confident.
Don't worry, it won't slow you down.
Hold it like that.
Faster, faster, faster!
I think it's cleared electro damn by the way.
What's up? Oh, wait, what? Oh, my bad.
Some reason, like, wait, oh, because the way the minimap is my bad.
We can push towards it if you want to say anything else.
Yeah, sorry, the minimap shows like the circles in the end of the minimap.
I thought that meant it was like there, so I was getting like, oh, should I just get all that?
I
All right, I'm gonna go ahead you guys want to go ready
Yeah, that's why I had to I said that too, but I should it was just me and saying
This POS not lean about a lot fuel I
Well, I can scan it.
Well, my weapons are good as fuck at least right now.
Um, I'm going to the bin.
Yogi? And then I'm done.
My first time scanning in Aegis.
Let's go! I actually didn't even know I had to go back on Sierra.
I'm going to be so honest. Even though you did see a scan that high.
Oh, right, nice.
There's a team out there.
It's Reboot, right? Is that them Reboot?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm down and pushing Reboot, so I'm heading south.
I'll be with you guys hopefully.
Where are they? What is this? We have to go around this, do we?
Yep
Wait, why do I have to shoot you up down this?
I see them
Crack literally won. No, we fucking ran back inside
You're in back.
Backward.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my bad.
My bad.
Snipe him.
I'm popping on that.
I flushed that.
They're still inside.
Come down.
Cover your running bag.
I'm back though.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
They're probably fully ran in our high noon ability now. There's a key right here. They probably took that.
Oh, oh, they're just so honest. Yeah, I see it up on the tier.
He's running back.
There's a duo on the tier. Yeah, they're running to another team. They just sandwiched them. Just don't fully engage them.
I'm trying not to get knocked, I'm a trade, I'm a place so safe, I'm not getting knocked
the whole team is just afers
Yeah, down here on the right, I think they're in there
Yeah, on the side, back side of it, crack!
Weak, weak, weak
Throwing him late in
Oh my Queens, fucking seared me
She was a solo?
Yeah, we can push the other team though
Okay
Fighting all the one on top yeah
Down down dead dead. That's one another one on us
Cracks dead nice
He's gonna throw my down don't let them us down are we going up?
I didn't hit him, okay, I'm gonna kill him.
That's the only way we can go up too, isn't it?
I think so, yep.
I think he had a rein, right?
Yeah, they're low-bud on the other building, they're grabbing his banner with low-bud.
They just rez him.
I'm gonna kill this booting, can I go this one?
I'm going up this building right now.
I'm not the one we were just on anyway, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm going up the other one.
Oh, they're on that building.
Yeah, I see them.
Great shields, great.
They have great.
Can you guys not make any way across?
They're focused on me right now.
Yeah.
Cracked one, cracked one.
Is your pad gonna reach?
Yeah, I mean, I've got my pad.
We can pat under the mission someone else you guys coming up to me. Yeah, here we go
Okay, I got the pattern on the monitor. I mean, I mean, I mean I got a pop ass there
I'm holding the door
All right, cool. I think we should understand on there. Oh fucking draw on your own. No on you
Dead dead. I'm over
Cracked one
dead?
nice nice
oh I'm just grabbing an armor soft and I can raise
dude did you
I did almost fuck
your nitrogate fucking sent me off the
head almost got so fucked
alright cool
I got swung I was fucking on battle so I repositioned
I got swung
fucking worked at the end I was just panicked all of a sudden
I was like holy shit
I thought for once I was not being a dickhead and actually
doing something smart
I'm gonna draw power boost of infinite ammo
because I just power boost is just so useless on me, so I mean, definitely C, right?
Um, yeah, you guys need some cells that have fucking 40 cells.
I mean, dude, I've got so much shit right now because I just can, because I just dropped on my ammo.
Alright, um, do you wanna come up here and I can pat us off the top floor?
That box over here, by the way, there was, um...
Oh yeah, I'll pat, pat, pat you.
Overflow.
Oh, really? Take that?
Yeah.
I just dropped all my ammo that I just realized.
It was this purple one right here.
Say, he's not gonna have all the ammo I need to see.
I wanted so much more, I'm just gonna run it.
Oh my god, it's so stupid of me.
Triple site.
There's, uh, four bats on me.
There you go.
Alright.
I've got 80. Yeah, it's probably stupid of me, but we'll make it work.
Oh, it's actually not that bad.
It's gonna be worse.
Um, do you want me to eat- I'm just gonna eat back from up here, yeah?
There you go.
I thought it was my last ray of alpha.
Oh, there's a legendary mid.
What's that airdrop?
Let's see what it was.
I'm gonna play mid.
I'm down mid.
Oh, there.
I think we can kill him.
Let me see if he opens it.
They're fighting.
1 HP. He just died.
oh yeah me on me on me fuck he's gonna crazy I was heading on me right now
look at him look on are you on me I can't I can't oh my god
whole team whole team just went in there that's all I do
I just got shit on
oh my fuck there's no way this is real what we're playing evil apex again bro
We're actually creating lane packs. There's zero chance. There's no chance there's another team there
We're fighting one team gets swung by one team you run into a team. I run from one team into another team
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck this is no fucking way? That's eight of the nine teams remaining. That's literally eight of the nine teams remaining
I'll be great for better this point my fucking core. There's just no way
Wow, I'm trying to get to y'all and that seems just hitting me with a name you bro
I was trying to swing the path you there was on yeah
No, that was a crazy steamroll by them and I go out and then ran into another team ran past that team into another team
And then now that team's getting further by another team
Holy fucking shit
I think e-district just makes the endgame so stacked because everything's so like congested, you know
Yeah
Okay, I was fun though. I don't care. I don't fucking care. We had some fun
We took some fights. I didn't die to desync or some dumb shit like whatever. I'll take it
No, pretty quiet, pretty quiet dogsy, like so I'm going to one of the outer islands where
like there physically cannot be that many people on it because it's literally like a
small island with like just two resorts and that's it.
The main island of Fiji is pretty busy especially in the main areas, but if you go to like the
nice resource and stuff, not so much.
That was the answer to what your YouTube is, but you're better than people saying you are at Apex.
But who talks about my Apex skills?
I'm not even offended. Who the hell has ever talked about whether I'm good or bad at Apex?
I'm most likely not going to each sports walk up as items, just because the timing of all the tournaments going on that week is insane.
I think it's worth me missing it so I can just make all the content from home, but I will be going to global's is the plan
Yeah
These sports walk up just couldn't guarantee me anything like they literally couldn't give me any information about my setup where I'd be streaming player
Setups like they couldn't tell me anything. I was like this is just too risky. So I'm skipping EWC not going in person
I'm just gonna watch it all from home
Which means I can still cover the last chance I can cover
Jinxies pro and all that shit going on that same week and then I will go to global's I think it's the plan
It's so good dude. Yeah, Fiji's awesome man.
He's playing reed, reed is way better than me dude.
Reed is like high masters to prep level dude, he's just too good for me.
I'm like realistically like a diamond level player right now.
If I'm playing good and not like a dickhead on even ping,
I could maybe maybe scrape by as a low masters but even then.
So, reed's just too good for me man, he'll just be carrying masters.
Boring. I don't like getting carried.
Oh
Let me so one
That's one crack that crack nice
Oh my god, I see me
What's the bed okay, what are you dead?
Nice, nice, he's low, he's low!
He got stuff, he got stuff.
Where the fuck?
Okay, it is. Now what do you server like, Chad? Before you call me coach, I just server lag.
I got the fucking red thing.
My RE45, like half my bullets just weren't going anywhere.
Now I'm like stuttering like crazy.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, I've got like, no, I've got the red like, you know, like the red looks like a
speedo and now the red double lines here.
Now my shit's all fucked up.
I'll take it.
I hate the damage of the R3, I wanted to start.
I would like to let's take my brother and take my brother would be way easier because
of like how much Akali stuff there is to do with so many players now so pros want to
come for test stuff her brother wants to film content we'll see dude.
Just like last goblins.
Yeah dude having agile there was so helpful so I'd probably take yeah I don't know we'll
See dude.
See what the plan is when we get closer.
Alright, nice.
We're gonna double light armor there
so I need to try and stock up as much as I can here.
Alright, so the guys wanna push.
We only have one team here, what the fuck?
It's an Antwerp Belgium.
Troy, which I've heard is like kinda like, you know,
not the most exciting city, but like, still kinda cool.
Better than fucking Dickie's Arena.
Dickie's Arena.
Don't you shit talk dickies arena, bro? Legends are made in dickies arena
Yeah
That shit is a fucking straight face. Oh, I definitely want that if that's okay
I didn't pick one across the map either it's like actually like someone
We're the first ones there, but at least we fight if another person. Yeah
Did any pros after lane switch your arm sleeves?
Ah, if you did, yeah, Virgo now is, Kuba tried it.
I don't know if Kuba still is, Muzz is fucking loving it, so yeah, quite a few, man, Josh.
We got N-Shock, switching mousepad is that's a big one.
Getting Shock on Akali is fucking huge.
Hawk and Josh, actually.
The future is being secured, yeah.
I'm like not just full AP this this time okay when I inspect my R99 why is it
fucking like it looks like it's 50 caliber you know fucking R99 really yeah
No, I did actually you guys it actually was everyone. Yeah, yeah
Also, we had the imp drops again the future. Sorry, I'll let you guys grab the um, my second part
What's your second part I see
Attack I
Think it's like when you get the infinite inside your old is there we can just fucking smash it in your old
No, that's the first one.
Oh, of course it is.
The second one I got in my backpack.
Oh, great.
Fucking first player.
Of course the first one, because that fucking one, dude.
No wonder why every dickheads doing it.
Alright.
Do you want to scan up there?
Just a key?
Yep.
Holy shit.
So they actually buffed the shit out of your character for no reason.
I think it really just went to ham buffing it.
I mean, I'm just putting every buff character.
Yeah, I respect it bro. Just play it with Meta, man.
I respect it a lot.
I suppose those guys made me.
Yeah, I think Galarys probably have the best chance of me salivating here.
Yeah, that endgame was like why I love E-district though.
Like, fact that I ran into like 14 is annoying,
but it's also because your games are so much more stacked on this map. I love it.
Um, it's pretty good, Doctor. Yeah, no, this esport is very, very healthy, bro. It's mostly,
it's less huge prize pools. The prize pools are good, but it's way more of a traditional
esport. The salaries are way better. Like, pretty much all the biggest orgs in the water
in this esport. It's like it's more of a real esport. They just, they're rebooted. Yeah,
Yeah, they made it.
Yeah, they did.
They fucked me up there.
I didn't store them, but where the fuck did they get them?
Nice!
Oh, there's Watsongen on me.
Wow, there's Watsongen here.
What the fuck?
There's no one.
I see what's going all the way around Stormside here.
That matricade.
What is going on?
Wait, honest.
Back.
I see.
One HP.
Shoot his AS.
Shoot his AS.
That's a pretty fine guy in the back.
He's all working.
Good as ass!
Good as ass!
I had a pretty fine guy in the back.
I can pat us towards that guy if you want.
Yeah, I'm patting towards him, patting towards him.
Are you guys patting with me yet?
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm fucked up by this guy.
I just couldn't hit him.
Oh
So how does this arrow work it slows me down?
Whatever team whatever team if I do it like you back like you back. I hate myself. I don't keep doing this
I just don't have to solo challenge that guy, but I just I don't know man
What do I how do I tell them a good what do you mean? I?
I don't have the app and I don't even give me the monitor am I going in I'm confused
Okay
That's not good
She's refusing I can do it
Nice appreciate it
All right, where's all these bombs back? Uh, I
Don't fucking know it shouldn't be here one wait one right here
You find the other comp?
It's like, weirdly, not showing.
Oh, keep it a dive this day.
Ooh.
There was a kill.
Nice.
My stuff was still here.
It hasn't even worked.
Oh, it's not.
What?
How would it do that?
Why would it not instantly put all my stuff on my guns?
I don't get why it does that.
Probably it's worked out.
Apex Legends?
Yeah, it probably took some stuff.
No, but like no, it's my stuff's there. It's like you guys deathbox resume and I have to loot my deathbox
And why would it not just go into my? Oh?
Like what is this? What is this bug right now? How am I popping syringes running at full speed? I
Get this bug a lot with your cues like look at this shit. I'm running full speed popping syringes right now
Like what is that I'm trying that I'm literally just running full speed fucking the syringes
Okay, it didn't work for me. I think you're cheating.
No, it's actually, I've gone this bug a few times with your Nitro Gaze.
I dropped my piece of gum on my mousepad, I'm sad.
I'm lucky.
Oh my god, of course, from my Xenobots right here, boys.
Oh my god, please, I popped a syringe to get ahead of this and I can't.
It's when you follow a Sirmisher.
Oh, it's that thing, but it's like I'm you pop them that fast
Kind of crazy. I know if you get a speed buff. I think I'd be fucking that fast. Oh, they're looking at me
I'm gonna do some small round here
But a pattern for this
Wow
Entering the boss, bro
I just hide here. Can you guys come in? Can you come in?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
No, they're full coming, they're full coming.
I don't want to give you away.
Oh, cool, oh, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, of course there's another whole team here.
Bro, I think we, I don't know if we just have to stop
playing this like it's fucking Screams, dude.
I'm noticing a trend here on this map every single time we,
like in in-game, it's just there's teams everywhere.
There's no universe I can come back and read to you, is there?
I mean, they're fighting in that building, wait, they... wait, what do you say?
I'm a little in the dark in the shade, because I feel bad.
I was saying...
Oh my...
I don't think I can, boys.
It's literally three fucking teams on you.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
All done. What's up, Shreyfawzi? You got this.
Now these guys have hurt me.
Oh, fucking course.
Yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't team all the other buildings shoot that guy, though.
Don't shoot the guy who's standing on top of me with no cover.
Why are they not shooting each other still?
Are they the same team?
They're the same fucking team.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Wait, they were the same team?
Have a fuck?
I don't know.
One on that building and then two up here was the same team.
Thanks, man. She just doesn't listen to me.
Yeah, I might be switching off C here.
If you want to I look you might go on I
Bet I might go what's in?
All right another plant I've got a new plan
Okay, okay, we're just gonna play stand the scan and we're gonna stay to the middle of the mat
Keith looking the group chat my skin came back
Yes, yeah, my skin came back. Oh
I got that dog in me
I don't hate you
Switch key are you switching? Yeah. Oh really now wacky. That's interesting bro. What the hell?
Yeah, that's crazy stop Michael Jackson
It was the skin
Wait, what why you see it wait? Why is Coom see it?
We're switching because he wanted to go Watson. I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind of down for this
I mean if you don't want to play a series there, I can try playing here if you want I
Want to try them for at least a game. No, no, no, you play as long as you want
I'm not trying to steal your characters much like don't feel like if you feel like you have to play him
I don't mind
Look over there. I'm just I'm 100% down to play scan to scan here and just
that
Scan to scan and then just fucking stay there to build a map because every time we
Know Tom down for 20 bombs, but this map is evil for never
Yeah, I think once I think literally once you get to like eight nine squads left you have to literally just play for the end game
You just do not file on this map
Just fucking get like pickability because a district is just so stacked in the end games people everywhere
That's a first, I mean I don't like to say we jump in that last team and I'm just an idiot
Like I thought you guys were closer, but I like I'm just losing my ones on this map a lot right now
I just don't understand how sparrow works
He's the one character have the least clue on like it's those arrows
These are like slow me or some shit like I don't know just scam me and then he can double jump though
He has like some jump boosting. I think yeah
Yeah, he's got a double fucking jump
He's like he just has double jump and then he can jump off buildings
So he can jump up building and then double jump
Yeah, cuz he kind of just shittled me with the move in that last game
I think he knew that so he was carrying PK so he could like jump up and then fucking PK me. It was very very strong
Did not play fun. Yeah, it was definitely techie. I didn't enjoy it
I still shouldn't like be the position yet. Did you see my doctor's game? I'll see I did I said I hate you
You sound like her!
Where's another team here?
I think I'm the worst at spotting on people on a someone.
No, there's nobody.
Alright, I'm going to go an extra bath for you guys because I got a bottomless.
Is it not?
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, there's a bath.
Alright, we'll play this game and then we'll push that one.
Yup.
Uh, three bets me.
Yeah, I've got infinite bets.
I left it behind.
I don't even have room in my bag for that.
I've got HemiPK.
I'm not feeling too great about this.
Really hoping to find a alternator of bolts soon.
Oh, there's a way.
There's got to be energy.
Oh my good god energy bank is going down let's push let's push aqueduct
let's try and push like edge matting so we don't get thirded let's I can play this
like four nice style
I'm gonna proc some ridiculous right now Logan Paul I mean it's pumping dumping an
entire fucking like franchise it's kind of impressive actually it's very annoying
oh oh we can push towards that it is also edge map
get on there which one we going to i'm going to the alternative that's okay
it's like it's on the current minimap that is not me being full brain dead here
i am jump heading towards it oh what the hell is this i didn't know if there'd be a giant
I don't know why I should never expect there to not be giant walls on this map.
Giant walls are everywhere on this map.
Alright.
Stay in this little alleyway.
Not gonna challenge anyone.
Oh my fucking god!
That's that one there.
Holy fuck.
He was literally holding the corner.
I gotta stop him from getting out.
I'm down.
It's just an old fight.
They're literally just holding that alleyway.
It's gonna get out.
Yeah, it's gonna get out.
Fuck this.
He came in my scan like right as he started shooting you to yeah
Oh, this is gonna get out. Let's get a vibe. Wait, where's is there any we had any chance to get a thingy
this game up here if you want
like if you have to let me know what perks to take on him by the way
yeah
we get blues
what
I'm just waiting for him to get the
Oh, yeah, sure you kindly describe you as my best even then
I mean, yeah, I mean just get the I think it's the right one the one with the
faster
attack and you're all
Yeah, I didn't fast attacks one. I just like whichever one the fast attack and then
But what do you want to let what's his last place? Where's last place good?
You get extra attack or you can get the read extra tax you get two scans
Yes, sir. Oh my fucking god
Yo, the fuck is this legend?
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
I'm starting to understand why he's been working on it now.
There's no way I didn't get the mag then again.
I don't know if I pushed towards Street Market.
I just can't believe we had no option to get any of these givers.
We've traveled pretty fucking far this game.
I spent the early game chasing down the drop rather than going for it, but like, holy shit.
Is it worth me running for that one?
Footsteps on the heartbeat?
Do you want me to come back to you over here?
Yeah, I'm not in there.
I'm not with you guys.
You guys are just coming to me.
I just want this fucking EVO.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel like we have five of greys right now, we're just
fully fucked now.
Yeah, I'm done.
It's just so late to get my greys.
I find out how far I have to run to get this one.
I'm dropping out of the bad here.
I
Holy shit the fact we have to come this far for this is actually
I'm taking it why even put my clear out here who the fuck lands out here
All the window breaking is so cool, but so weird and trust me out every time
We did it boys with blue
There's nine scores remaining. I mean shit. Holy fuck
Let's just attack recharge much much faster or old
Okay, I'm down to take a building. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. We just like I'm doing over here
We have anywhere I can't surround do I have any control beacons to go scan makes any ones that aren't happy
Yeah, can we could we scan that control beacon is up there?
We're gonna stream market if you want when they have people in there
Let's go stream out here, scan it and see what happens. Take a building, just win.
This game is being like a throwaway.
Haven't had a chance to take any fights.
Let's see.
Wingzone should keep pulling down here, I'm pretty sure. That's how this works.
So, we're like touching this edge. Yeah, there we go. So, I thought.
Alright, do we take a viaduct, or do we just take one of these buildings then?
I mean, we can literally just do viaduct then if you want, right?
Because there's no one in there right now.
I think we just take...
I don't know how viaduct works compared to here, but I feel like the buildings here suck.
Let's just take viaduct buildings, alright?
No one's there right now.
The seer all upgrades are good.
Oh, hell yeah! Love that.
Hehehe!
Fucking hell.
How do we even get up here?
Wait, what?
What is this map design? How do you get up from under here? There's no way to get up?
There's a little launch thingy.
What the fuck?
There's a launch?
Like you're in here?
Yeah, like this whole edge. You have to walk all the way either side. That's crazy.
Wait, did you climb? Okay, you can't climb.
Okay, so you can't climb there.
Oh shit. Alright, we can just hold up here. I forgot this is the building. I mean, what do you want to claim here?
It's one of the inside buildings, I guess.
I'm climbing everything. I'm watching. Do it. Do it. Watch the baby.
That's why I wanted the kind of building. So I'm fucking playing once a day as well.
Actually, do I have to read this?
So if you guys see any heavy ammo, let me know because I have 50. Heavy bin. Heavy bin.
Oh wait, yeah. True.
Badgers. Badgers.
All right, we got this boys is played for the win even though it's so cringe and boring, but fuck it
No, what do you mean?
That was a crazy new house running that shit down
That's our Australian earth here your thanks
Hey, nice bass, it's fun game bro enjoy it makes me a great spot right now dude
You enjoy versing champs early in rock league Aussie that was insane
But actually what the fuck matchmaking could ever justify that like genuinely should we probably claim that building?
Yeah
We're already here now knows which is a city if I can think
Keith was about to crash out just placed all his water
No one's on this edge. What's this be the least acting game on this map now
Bro there's no one, this is literally boring.
Yeah well A, A is what we're apparently supposed to do, every other game we rotate in now and
then everyone's doing what we're doing and we just die.
Might as well get our win around top 3.
But yes that matchmaking actually made me want to cry.
Hey at least adjust if I had the keys of my cello you knew I was going to die in 2 weeks.
Fucking come back I haven't played in like 4 years I'm in champs lobbies.
We're a bruzzware in the Michael Jackson skin Wow, we just got the zone like we had
turned again or is it coming in now we're already in the ring we haven't yet we got
Nick's turn oh my god
Oh, anyone want this I've got oh yeah I got full of himmy I love it
Wow look I pinged I know it's so bad you broke
I dropped infinite bats, if anyone wants infinite bats.
I already got infinite bats.
Okay, now I kind of do want to claim something, it's more sense now that we played this song,
I kind of do want to claim that building.
We should check that out.
I bet, let's go.
I mean, what's the chance?
Purple energy mag.
That's dead.
Actually, no, sorry, let's stay here.
Oh, yeah, let's just stay here, because we can go around left side, sorry.
Dude, we're just going to get the win.
Let's just get the fucking win.
Like, we've invested so much time this week, yeah.
Yeah, we won the games in the past two days.
We did we have so many top three then we just fuck around like we've just fucked around so every time
She's just like thanks, babe
Every time we're about to win. I was he gets a fucking Kramer. Hey
That's what I've been marking but like I think he's better than your left no because if like it's doing pulls over there
We're gonna go around this building, right? I guess where it's actually
There's only five squads left
How does this point?
Anyone want this different baths I dropped I already go on I
Had a market again for Keith
bro what how we plus seven bros is so how do people play like this I'm minus
three I guess if you have no Kp yeah we have zero Kp
woohoo wait I'm hitting the Michael Jackson dance
this is gonna always be a little Nas X I'm sorry so much more little Nas than
it is Michael Jackson I guess you had like the hair you have like the strand
of hair coming down is that what it was kind of like yeah yeah yeah actually you
know what you know what yeah okay step oh yeah okay that here is definitely MJ
here whole okay my god is the end game okay now give you that I'm saying that's
the MJ skin that's crazy they're going at it on the other side doing like walk
around left and look at it yes yes please do we have so far we're all so
brain that I love it we playing
I'm with you I'm with you
it's coming anyway
the other on the wrong they're on the wrong actually mean
I'm going on top of the building.
Are you kidding me, jump out of there?
Yeah!
Connors 1, Connors 1.
Very very weak on Connors 1.
Dead, Connors 1.
Knocked out 3, I'm trying.
Finish them.
They're on the roof, right?
No.
I'm on my way.
I'm looting the Connors 1.
She didn't have the L-style.
No, I wanted this to be the L-style.
I have you ever done it
Have you ever done it a birthday, oh
I'm good. I'm good. All right
Is that you even grabbed the old star?
They'll start still here. Let's go. Okay. No, you come get it. You come get it to us. Can you always be fucking on this?
Yes, I know it's only fair. I go the other shit. So yes
L-star. I was up the full week in it like gold heavy-magging shit
All right
That's okay
It's only fair all right. Do you see what another day job was okay? Just go over with do we see what it was?
I didn't see what it was was it a fucking creme?
So I know okay. Oh, we're in God's but I'm here though, right?
I was like, please don't be a craver. I'm just I don't want to be crazy fucking die to it
Coming on the road on the road
Okay, what I speak I'm not peaking
I'm so far just if we get the jump on ice just it's just I'm getting off for the night
I'm so far back behind the wall. I'm not peaking that angle
I was peeking the other guy, but I was not peeking that angle
Fighting in here. Yeah, I'm scanning it
My breeze charge, I mean we could push that fuck it. Let's do it. It's so weak, bro
Once run out the back out the back out the back right here right here on me
She's all I know probably be thrown one axle cue to where I'm letting them go
Let me ask up here on
Yeah, they're going in the building. They're dead
You know we're in the boonie I knocked one of us over there
I
I'm pushing it.
You pushed?
Sorry guys, you pushed.
I swear I'm getting pushed.
So that's not what I'm supposed to do.
Alright, take him back.
Do we claim our old building?
Overflow, everything's on the Marcos, dude.
find us find us find us find us
dead dead killed one nice
go you're finished go you're finished
are they are
can we know where they are?
they're like up they're like up or something
they moved we don't know where they moved to
we can't see them this is like a dance one over there
Yeah, I see them he's like in this building by the way, there's like a solo in that building
I don't see a what's in Jen
It
What I don't want to listen to it, right? Oh, you got it. So you got it? Yeah?
Oh my oh my god, holy shit
I'll suppose four other squads. What the fuck it was gonna stay here when I was gonna say it's not even win
We all wasn't jenna. Yeah, we just made me school dude this motherfucker if I get it's it's it's much taking it
If you come right here to where we are Ozzy, it doesn't hit.
Oh, they're firing at you. Look through this window.
Fucking.
They're like, off there.
Oh my fucking god.
Why is it us?
Fuck this meta.
I want to see the fuse.
I see where the fuse is.
I'm up on it.
That's just something.
Track the fuse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you, pussy.
That's nice, nice.
I got him.
He's down on the roof there.
There's fucking no way they get the res up, right?
hit him for 100 as well as teammate he probably actually has no resume because like
some of the team is just no pushing on some reason right on me if you if you
look back over here oh yeah I see him I'm picking up as much as you guys I
can't pick that window I'm jumping with you keep coming up from with you yeah the
fuck dude the fuse cues are actually having thousand damage get back in use
use all to this bro they actually did resin they resin by the way this is so
I don't know what the other teams always know. I think it must be two other solos. There's no way is that all they're just absolutely terrible
Like how do these things have fun playing? I think kill them again kill them again on that fucking roof. I swear to God
I'm throwing through my sub on him. Are we pushing it? Do you have jump head? I jump head. Yeah, fuck it. Go jump jump jump
I've made one
No, what the fuck
Where are you can read me you can read you can read me you can read me
Do this other team people behind us there's people on the fence there
Or there's no way that's being shielded soft already
How long does coastics all last for fucking ages
Yeah, yeah, she's dropping.
Oh my fucking god, what's happening to me?
I can't see this game is so overwhelming in games.
I paint them!
One's under there, one's under there.
Oh no, that's a full trailer.
Kill someone, kill someone, that's close here.
If anyone's got nades, drop them on that team, they're about to push out.
They're pushing out, they're pushing out.
Yeah, we need nades.
I got hit by the hole, dead.
The hole I lost.
I swear with the vote is impossible to win V1 when won V1's chat. Did I miss a bullet on that chick?
But I just lose like I did not miss a bullet. I'm like strafe and I'm crouched spamming. I just can't win won V1s with the
ball. I don't know
You hit up in the air by fucking
Oh, that sucks. I just lost my ones, but I didn't miss a bullet for the most part. I don't know
No, I just do not like the vaulting one, it just doesn't put down enough damage, I miss the cupboards and I damn, I don't motherfucking hit me with everything then, oh well we did pretty decent, stacked ass endgame, that dude we got so unlucky that we had to be the one to swing that caustic fucking fuse whatever the fuck, cause no one would put damage on them, I knocked them 3 times on that roof they have no cover and no one would do anything about it, it was so weird, fun enough game though, that's what I mean, it's kind of like I do kinda like playing for the endgame cause shit that's so much more fun.
The last like five seven minutes is more fun, but then the first like I so I know I think we just key like two or three
Two fights, and then we just play like that
And I was one that was we're gonna take a little second. Oh, I did miss me. We first actually or did I okay my bad? I
Just feel like even I don't know yeah
I just don't feel like I fry with the what the vault maybe it's the slow fire rate or something
But I don't know if I have an alternator there. She's dead
You can ADS little more of those SMG fights them when I ADS too much. I just get beat. You know me if I 80
I'm so torn
Alternator there hip firing. I swear. I hit like every show in there fucking dead
Maybe the vote after ADS more if I have to ADS it more. I guess it's not good then
Yes, remember half like a lot of people are giving you advice
No, I know no, no
I think this is decent advice in that fight like I straight up like I lost the fight by like a whole health
Like it was health and shield and like I was moving fucking strafing and shit. I just I think the fault is not for me. I
Think if I had it I had a re45 there
Like that shit to not get nerfed out of gold one. Oh my god. Yeah, I think I'm gonna arie 45 or alternate
I don't think I'm fold
Something about it. I mean I could have stemmed and like swung and shit to me fair as well
I kind of just slow stepped out off the car to
come by one smile single mozan dual mozan baby let's go get in their face you
know what it do you guys see what they went over here by me like on this side on
that right side oh yeah
throw me crack
no way they fucking wait it oh my this is not
hold on nice
cracks nicely nice
on me on me oh he's on me he's on me he's pushing you
he's on me yeah he's that push through
he's jumping through the door he's that swing the door he's swing the door
I went through the ulti queue and they pre-fucking arc-started.
Like, I'm playing evil.
Like, you've gotta be kidding me.
Oh my god, so boring.
I'll play by them though.
Fucking arc-starting that smart.
I had dual mosey, so I just wanted to push them a close range and walk out into a fucking
arcstar the second I go through.
It was like perfect timing.
Yeah, I love the RE45, Scotty.
I think it's not the RE45 got nerfed, I think the vault got buffed by giving it the hop
up or whatever.
It's an arcstar, it's a grenade.
So basically I threw in a portal through the wall shuffle and then as I took the portal
I stepped out onto a grenade that I can't nose there until I go through the portal.
It's a really good play by them.
Like I'm frustrated that a fucking this happened to me, but it's just not right now
Yeah, really do you see a big pick up an altar on this map? I
I just read something when you have a 10 out of 10 meal, but no YouTube video
You have a 10 out of 10 what or meal of an agent did that's like the fucking that's them to the man who told me during my
videos is crazy
So there's a hop-up now for it
Scotty so you get rainbow bullets the end with shoot like paintballs
But also makes the gun better. It's like better control faster reload. So it's got like a hop-up
It's not just a aesthetic advantage like some people tell you
Some people some people comes. No, it wasn't me your name started with some
It was Keith
Saw you time in Charlie was you
My twitch account got hacked.
Wow.
Is that even a thing?
Does your account have a hack?
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, crazy magnification capacity.
The graffiti art is actually good.
I believe that it was just a visual upgrade, but it's actually crazy.
That's why I kind of want to use the vault,
but I don't know, I just don't put down the damage with it.
The one gun in this game I feel like I
truly shred with an endgame is the ultimator.
Get that shit with the double bullets, and I actually just shit on Mable.
Like I'm confident taking like 1v1 almost anyone.
I think we're getting better lobbies though.
I think we're getting better again.
Someone's pushing more shots in this range.
It's a little bit washed.
Like these last lobbies have felt significantly better.
I'm ready to push when you guys are.
See, do you want to get like that?
I'm going to the light bin and then I'm ready.
I'm ready
Okay, they're probably octane, bro. I played him the most by far
I was really enjoying bang for a bit there
But then they basically they buffed the shit out of seer and everyone run seer and a mace playing her feel really annoying
They still like to just I mean I could start running again
I like to smoke in a few heads man and getting with double mose and the shitting on people
It's been so fun, but I just had to give it up and Valkyre. I'm a solid Valk
We already have seer, but if we didn't want to play see how close I'm playing Valkyre the skins
I do like me. I do like me, Val. I play a lot smarter as Val, I probably should start playing
again soon, now that we're getting harder lobbies. I run it down a lot less as Val.
Alright, where are we going? I don't know.
But you're here on your team, I feel like you could go bang, you know?
No.
Yeah, I mean, it's more just like how often they scan me. I just, there was a couple times
that I'd yesterday either getting scanned in my smoke, or the fucking heartbeat. I mean,
That's the most probably amazing, someone walks up with Heartbeat and it shits on me through it, it's like
Oh yeah, absolutely
It feels so unfun
I'm gonna go scan it real quick
Yeah, just scan it and we'll push off that
I'm happy for that
I hear your heart beats
Oh
I mean, we know they're gonna be, oh, actually
Oh, yeah
I mean, might as well just push those half-year ones, I don't think that's where the players will be
I was about to say they're gonna be at draw point and then I saw that, so
Don't try it yet, let's go!
Please be an alternator, please be an- oh I can just check it, whoops I forgot I had
something to get.
Nice!
I'm dropping a blue alternator.
Make some attachments if you guys want like a blue mag and shit for light.
Did we see anyone else at drop point?
No.
Oh.
Did the scan go far enough?
I didn't actually see.
I'm gonna leave the arm to either thing for you to their creams
Alright company so much more than mine
Yeah, the second the second perk for him is how I get to the extra charge so yeah
I just don't even care about my he was a triple pad was like kind of cool
Some manner this could be someone out here. So we can cut you okay. Is this skin out here?
Yes, all unloaded. Come scan it, we'll push up first.
Oh!
That's uh...
What are you doing for the evening?
It's still pretty far.
Yeah.
I don't
Yeah, they're pushing up to it. I think we come up here and take the little hide up there
They definitely yeah, there's a planning or something you guys with Mia yeah right here
All to see
No way they're gonna take that, there's no fucking way.
I'm on this flank.
I know, I'm throwing my ult.
Nice.
Cracked one, cracked one.
Okay, I'm just fucking lost.
Where the fuck?
I'm gonna come back to you guys, I don't have the fuck to get through here.
What the fuck?
Is there no way through?
Oh my god, there's like 7 fucking aids now.
What the fuck?
I got my bad.
No bro.
This could be bad
I'm fenced up in here
killed one killed one kill one yeah
You do it?
Yeah, they're resting as well
Yeah
They put them out of it
Back to one crack to one really weak really weak really weak
And I'm gonna put back on that killed one killed one killed one. I'll be back. I'll be back
No, I'm watching
That killed one coming in nice nice are they through the queue? Oh wait, I see. Oh past past the uh, yeah
You got a high they're down
Crack them good. I'm gonna try I got the shield coming in. Where the fuck is he? He's far. I oh what the fuck
That was nice. Let's come back up. Yeah
I got over on my interview for you guys once in I
Fault yeah, I fully need Lou. I live no attachments on my weapons. They go a bunch here. We have a fair bit here. I
Haven't taken that much of it
Well, I ran so far left trying to help you guys
Like I ran so far left I hit a flank and I just fucking kept going through the buildings.
I was like what is happening?
Oh team push is over there, I don't think pushing is good.
Why is my camera like zooming out slow?
Do you guys see that Chad?
Oh you have that setting on.
What setting on?
There's a setting?
Yeah.
When you pop your stim, your FLB gets messed up and your sense gets faster.
Oh.
She's pushing.
Oh, she's trying to kidnap us.
Trying to kidnap?
Yeah.
That's that silver, good.
I dare them to take that.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
So, really? I'll be shaming forever, but I'm shaming so like I'm 50, dude. I'm not even kidding.
She's like, two more years?
Okay, buddy! I just got kidnapped from a fucking idiot. I am actually old.
I got out, I got out, I got out. Holy fuck, I am old.
Get it? Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Do we go? Hit the pad, go, hit the pad, go, hit the pad.
One came through?
No.
Kill one kill one kill one kill one yeah one more it's a what's it's a what's in
Where is he? I mean I'm coming at you. She's back there. She's trying to stop you. She's up the top
She's up the top. Yeah, you can get her. She's push push push push push push it you wouldn't miss it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a
Just swinging. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do it this way you with this you with this
I'm pushing I'm seeing payment up down the corner
Just to the right she's in that room
No fans up. No fan up. She's popped a bat. She just got a bad off just mean
Oh
She got another one wait wait is that different here? Oh
They got wait wait
There is what the fuck
I'm so confused. I swear
Hold him like yeah, you know what's up hypey look down to see if I fucking walk straight into that
I'm so old. That's my bad boys. I walk straight into a fucking race. Oh, just being there for like a minute
I didn't know what the fuck happened. I was reacting to your joke look over a chat and just walked straight into it
He basped me into has good or good. I've got one more stream tomorrow, but then I'm off to Fiji for a week
Man, we got a two-week break in four nights on this. I'm taking a full week off
Hey Matt with the two of the three think he did
Stop George
I think that's what I found out.
Well, if there's no other kid there, I'm full- I pull when that's-
Yeah, no, 100% yes. Yeah, no, you were shitin' on him.
Dude, Ash seems decent. I don't know why everyone says Ash is bad.
I think Ash is bad.
Everything else is fine.
Pretty much, I feel like, I guess, like...
Lufu's still kinda gone. Lufu's having a resurgence now,
because she's lovin' the sprite content of the new Fortnite season,
but yeah, I guess so, man. There's not many of the OG Fortnite creators left, hey.
It's actually none.
And Lufu was making a, Lufu, there was a short I saw.
It was a short, someone linked me to Cliff.
Lufu was on stream, and she was like,
it was a stream with her, Marcus, Luzuf.
It was her, Marcus, Kray, and Baz.
And they were like reacting to all click videos
and the trainer one came up.
And it was so funny, Marcus,
and Marcus, like, isn't it funny how out of everyone there,
the biggest creator now is Ozzy.
The guy was the PT, and I was like, damn, fucking W Marcus.
I was like, what a fucking goat, I love that guy.
There's nothing I really want to talk about in maths.
I played Arc Raiders in the launch so now. I absolutely hate the playbase of Arc Raiders with every Fiverr of my being.
A bunch of grown-ass fucking men babies complaining when someone steals their shit in an extraction shooter.
Complaining about PvP in a PvP game like holy fuck bro it pissed me off so much.
Great game but god the playbase is so irritating.
It reminded me of everything wrong with CF thieves.
It's the same as Steve Thievesburg just burn us fucking adults complaining about like a visual card like a fucking pixel currency
Remember you buying in like the top of like people ships fucking like oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah fucking ready to like take them and shit and what like they're just crying
It's like it's the whole point of the game. Literally the entire point of the game
And friendly friendly
And then you do try and find everyone just teams on you which apparently is like the fact that I like those people might have been like
You're the one trying to fight. I'm like you're literally teaming in a solo game
This is so much more cringe and I always felt like I was getting gas like the Arc Raiders audience like sees
Fighting in the PvP game as deserving of getting teamed on in solos. Like that's the logic
Like for me that is the ultimate like that is the ultimate sin in gaming is teaming
But like Arc Raiders like actively promoted it and the community loved it
On me, I think above me
I'm like a really bad
I'm trying to just
Attention, first one
Oh, he's just above me, he's not doing anything
I'm running
I'm creating some distance
Oh my god, oh my god, one HP
I hit him 124, literally one
Yeah, that's it, look at his health
Look at his fucking health, thank you
Holy fuck, thank you
Good god, I was about to freak out
on me coming up to you correct one one one one oh my god my my mosey main was not
here for a second right on me I'm coming on kids that's the last one I can see it
my mosey main was a bit off of the start there yeah I've heard about that now
you get like aggression based lobbies now but even that's just cringe as fuck
Like I don't know man snoff of me dude
Also the devs apparently cannot keep that game alive to save their lives like they just letting it die so is what it is
What is that like a famous song is that like is that an old school song sounds like smashing
Who knows what I'm saying who knows what that was sounds like smashing pumpkins or something. It's a Lorax
Oh, you're chat. What's the Lorax?
Yeah, is that not like a kid show or movie? Yeah, okay?
Would it not be concerning that as a 32 year old man if I knew that reference?
Like my kids aren't old enough yet to watch it. So you think I'm like fucking that point
Okay, wait, wait, what was that again when the fuck a movie came out really was that movie?
Yeah, tell me what the movie is. I'm gonna go right now. It's really estate. Here we go
Marathon is good month and I like marathon it's just confusing for my viewers so it's
kind of rough cool yeah here we go Lorax movie release date 2012 motherfucker I was 19
when that movie came out you think I'm going back and watching kids movies at 20 years
old without my kids I can actually watching some kids movies is good that's actually not
that weird yeah like what I still watch Alvin in chipmunks every once in a while he like
I want a chipmunks as a banger.
Well that's fair.
It's actually a banger.
Yeah, I want a chipmunks slaps.
I only watch you with my niece and nephews, but still.
Fair, fair. I need a better gun.
I'm pushing this even and I'm calling for a better gun.
Oh, I missed the self.
Wait, what the fuck? Why does that?
Wait, they just...
They still watching wings?
Watcha know it?
The wings?
You don't know that?
Well, fuck his wings.
I don't know what the fuck's happening.
What, like beat-ups?
Like, what kind of joke are you trying to make here?
Machimal?
No, the wings.
Machimal?
Well, fuck his wings.
Wait, let me Google it.
We're speaking more gibberish than Ozzy.
Yo, what the fuck?
Fuck about some fucking...
Yo, chill.
Fuck about some fucking...
Wait, is that no coastic ass on me? What the fuck?
I just-
It's a cute series, bro.
Shut up, Halton.
Nobody knows, little bro.
We all need help, bro. We all need help.
I love how ultimately it's like this.
I love how old the frame is like,
Jack, come on!
The first frame of the game is not getting backed up at all.
Jack, come on, have a baggie.
Hey, they had my back on the Lorax, so...
They did have your back on the Lorax, that's bad.
Alright, get the skin, little bird.
You didn't skin last to your way down.
I've never seen a Lorax. It's a banger.
They're good these men. I'm excited in school
We're not shit in school. It was a banger the Wings Club. Yeah
The breakfast club like what wings? What is happening? Wait?
What? Yeah, that's a breakfast. I don't want the phone. What am I doing? Oh?
We can never mind. Oh, oh fuck
You're just so I'm gonna make one
Holy fuck.
Holy sp- I don't mean- Bambi, he's pushing on the team. He's literally gonna give them the kill.
He's one HP. I've hit him so fucking hard.
I just don't want to get killed by the other team going, like, trying to get this kill.
Thank you.
The other team's up here, right?
Yeah, I'm scanning. I'm looking.
They're all down. I'm on the edge of there all.
I see him.
Oh my god, one HP. Hold on.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go!
Push for my pet, pet, pet, pet, pet, pet!
Oh.
Where the fuck did his body just go?
Did he just get pulled out?
Like right here on me, right here on me or something.
What the fuck am I seeing up there?
Why is this like pink glowing above me?
The fuck is that?
Let's go over there!
Oh, so you hate the color pink.
I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.
Grab this.
Dude, how did they get out?
Where did our opponent go?
I killed- I got the finish.
Oh.
Why are they going visible?
I'm actually not old, I'm just genuinely like,
what the fuck just happened?
What do you mean?
What?
I like ran over here, they just randomly,
they were up there to the tree and they just vanished.
Like it was like mirage or something.
And then there's like, what is this glowing pink thing
on the wall?
It's like a sign, it's like a fish.
Oh my, I'm like, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, it's okay.
Is he on meth?
I flew off, we flew off the launch pad,
there was someone over something that just disappeared.
Yeah.
I'm out of this shit.
I actually love your chat during anything.
Oh my god no I love no action at all.
Yeah my chat is good.
My chat is good as fuck.
It's just Fortnite kids.
Yeah they knew about the lore axis while like...
Once Fortnite chills out like and I'm just doing variety stuff I guarantee I'm not gonna
miss go to chat ever.
Ozzy what you know about Scooby-Dooby-Doo?
I know you fucking love it.
I know you love it.
That's your shit.
Scooby-Doo Power Rangers.
Actually I've shown you my like six foot Power Rangers statue right?
What the fuck?
Six foot GPS that might be very much
Think that is a no no like right in front of us. Oh, oh, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm pushing back
Yeah, they're not they go they go pretty good. I want to push back. Yeah, I'm patting again. I'm pushing back here. Yeah
I'm fucking here. Joe that
I
Can pad for you guys to get you out
Crack one of it at the opponent of the first guys first guys gonna push back. I just hit him hard. I hit him hard
Can we get a pad?
Yeah, um, I mean I can pad us here. We ran. We ran. Okay. One sec. One sec with this on West
I'm gonna pad us from here. We're gonna go through the through the tunnel. Okay ready?
Yeah, you can tell it's on go go go go go go
I just missed it
How are we good? We're good. Let them find each other. We come back a bit by that. Yeah
Yes, very much. That's a suit. Let's say just don't oh, there's no team of the other over there
I'm a little bit scared of that team being weird too, but let's see how we go. Oh, yeah, they getting show
Yeah, he's peeking us. Yeah, I'm dead
Oh my god
Wait, you have a pet?
No, I don't, but I'm gonna...
His team is here as well, but I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna control the high ground if I can't hit it.
His team's up here, they're fucking lifeline to get back.
Oh my god, I have to get back.
They're lifeline to get back.
I gotta try and just get out of here.
They're lifeline resident.
I'm in this house.
Sorry, boys.
Holy fuck, I hate what we're playing right now.
Oh my goodness.
We're playing evil apex.
No!
Am I resident?
Oh, they're pushing me.
Stay on the door, stay on the door.
little yeah I mean I don't actually know what you can play my knock as well
that's one what's up mine so bad
oh this one is big I suffer that dude oh my god what's on the aim today
Yeah, just rest inside by there, slide by the rest.
Bro, my fucking long range aim is so good right now in my close range practice.
They're so bad.
Like, this team is terrible.
It's just dude.
Ugh.
My long range aim is like full cheating.
My close range aim is full potato.
It sucks.
God. God damn it.
Ah damn, ah man. Well actually not even my bad, that was just a weird ass fight too.
I mean if they don't have lifeline we win that. Yeah, 100%
Choose a role and they push you. I wish bro, I wish.
You change your scope sense? Wait, I don't change my scope sense. My long range aim is full cheating.
Or you mean like, can you like, I don't need to, my long range aim is the amazing part, the hit fire is the issue.
All you mean like, no my sense is fine Rick, sometimes my aim is good, this is bad today, I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's wrong.
What is it?
Any more ice cream?
Yeah, true.
If you got more ice cream, you know I would have won that then.
I got him to one bullet, it wasn't that bad, we still almost like that guy wasn't even doing that much better.
Oh yeah, turn off the stim FFV setting, that would make a lot of sense why my aim feels weird at times.
Uh, should we live tomorrow 10, I'm not really sure what I'll do in the morning, no I'll do it now.
We only talk about the last game.
Wait, where is it?
Is it gameplay?
It's a game, yeah.
Where the fuck would this even be?
There's so many settings.
Video?
Yeah, I think video.
FOV, FOV ability scaling, right up basically at the bottom.
Oh, here we go, disabled, thank you.
Wow.
Wait, sprint and view shake.
I should probably put that on the minimal, shouldn't I?
No clue.
Any other settings I should a hundred percent have like changed
I have my sprint you should have everything super high I just realized I have all my settings on super high
I feel like VC is maybe also about $30,000 VC. So yeah, I know stop crow
Where's the AFK game or ice cream so we have to lunch up to these
nice I'll say this goes now steady minutes I don't mind that and if you make it is I'll say this
guys now I really like changes your FOV and messes with like your sense like changes yeah I know
that makes sense so I'm saying so that would that would sell I was like when I was zooming in
I'm like, why is it like the game's zooming in and out on me?
Kind of concerning you got the diamond plate, I can't hold on and deny this.
What I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I think every time I stim in a fight where it would matter, like shit's so overwhelming
anyway.
I would never notice the eye genuinely would not have noticed that.
I would have even, like even if I wasn't playing with these guys, I would have just like, I
said that and like, if I was just saying anything, I would have just never looked into it.
I'm not even kidding this guy ain't always thinking we're on a gun to I don't know
No, oh yes, oh they're caustic they're caustic they're caustic grandfather by the way
I've gotten rid of both these gas in here though, so there shouldn't have too many gas uses
Right
One is shooting
One is going to rampart, dead
Nice
One is
Causing stormy
Shoot it
Bro, what the fuck?
Rampart's one, rampart's one
That's bad
No
No, she's one
That was good at least
That was a reload
It's 1v1 right?
No! She's one!
Okay, that was good at least.
It's 1v1, right?
Yeah, she's behind her wall.
She's literally like an enclosed fucking tasking.
Okay, but yeah, is she resting or anything?
No, no, not yet. She's fucking built.
She's up there.
She has a knock higher, but she's not.
She's looking from behind her wall.
She's pushing her out, pushing her out, pushing her out.
running back hold on my car this this bitch
you trying to block her the less I can fuck you bitch nice nice I'd like to
I think me sitting there blocking her with her fucking turret did something noise
Okay, that's why she's still on my latest on you there
What?
Me no
Say clutch thank you boxes. I mean I'll shit on the RE45 dude. I don't know man
I might be the lag or something it feels no it feels weird right now
It doesn't like yeah when I swung that caustic that I just miss every bullet had my RE do so little damage
I guess only 15 shots because of no mag maybe
But I feel like again, maybe I'm coping. I thought my aim was not that bad, but I just did no damage to the caustic
Yeah, I was good though. I used my stim and I repositioned and swung off the wall. I was proud of that
But when I swung that I did no damage. I was out of bullets just staring at him. I
Hit every hemmy shot in that fight and hit like maybe two fucking re shots
I had nothing reloaded. I think it might just need a no mag. I was wondering how you lost the
rampart, I can't lost it. Yeah, I had no HP. I hit one blade and then I had nothing.
I was still in it. You still love this gun, so I know it's good. I think it might be the worst
gun in the game to have no mag on. We're dropping overflow. And then there's a
uh purple heavy mag you can have it you can do another one you know i said no yes sorry
you're like in the middle of an ice cream bar i could tell that was it that was it
nope and i was like i don't know the fuck i just had to start over the end but i ended
with enough yeah i want it all right i used to be too busy
i just love this shit on octane it's too bad sir i got for it sorry
I hate playing this kid you're like I don't play this character, but so when you play character where you have to take
Over what is this one power booster over over flow is so depressing
You have to leave on the bro. I love power boosts. Do I power boost is so fun because you get to like just spam your car's abilities
Yeah, that's fun. I just like being a little quick. You'll so I can get back in the fight
I'm just gonna pad this real quick and get this either
Mr. Keith's
I
Don't see anything on heartbeat
How far is that fucking res
Wait, I see I see something on my skin. Let's have red sand is so close. That's why I thought it would be believe sure
Tryna like is this something yeah, I see two heartbeat. I can't like like this direction
That's nice one
I hate this because he gives them the craziest as tight if they actually play it you have
to run with your back to them if they play that I hear them they were there we took the
last fight with Watson like in this area they're off on me what the fuck he didn't even mean
to slide that he's crazy oh my I just got vantage fucking
They hit her one of them hit the fucking alter all fuck oh
Yeah, they're in the building you're scanning it nice. I'm patting us up has up had had had
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, dead? Dead?
Oh!
Cracked? She jogged?
Wow!
Wow, she's so fucking smart.
She's back out, where is she?
On the top?
Yeah, on top, yeah.
Yeah.
I think she's on the thingy.
She took the jump tower?
Yeah, she took the jump tower.
Got her, oh my god, on the greatest!
You're the shit!
Where the fuck is she?
Wait, what?
One?
There's one more.
One more, he's on the bottom, he's on the bottom.
I'm on the other side of the fence.
Oh, it's holding on to the team.
Hold on team I'm getting back fuck. I'm an idiot back one kill one kill one. I'm holding the door
Can't even raise me if I can't come up
Wait, can we go up there?
I'm going to go rockin' at this, it's all you guys.
Crack, crack, crack!
Come on, come on, come on.
Two and a half.
Nice.
I'm coming up.
They're still down there, yeah?
Yeah.
Four X's.
I'm pushing over here.
I'm above them, I'm getting a little flank on them here.
How the fuck do we get down there though?
What the fuck?
How do we get down?
You know, this map is so confusing at times.
How the fuck do we get an angle on this map?
I mean, okay I'm coming to Coops, because I'm so confused right now.
How do we get down there?
What the fuck?
I think there's ziplines in this building, I've heard people come up them.
Yeah, this shit is confusing as fuck.
It's the same.
Wait, so like right where you are, on the opposite side?
What?
Like in these shops?
No, I think they're underneath you sure
Dude, they're underneath. I'm so sure
Dude, there's an underneath section. They're 100% underneath
Fuck we can drop down this way. Well, I don't even see them on heartbeat anymore by the way
They were underneath. I just have zero clue how to get there, but I know there's implants in one of these buildings somewhere somehow
They took like an altar some or altar
They took a wreath. Yeah, there's a wreath in here. Whatever fucking oh my god. This is that this area of the map is so confusing
Alright, do you guys want to rotate? Cause it's fucking far.
Yep.
Keith, did you see me fucking cross-map that guy?
Bro, yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, I don't know how you say me. I full swung on their head as I got CQ, thinking it was a solo, so I was like fuck who cares I'm CQ'd, I'll just jump on him, not a solo.
I killed one as you did it, so like they just had to trade reses.
What the fuck was that?
Well I trust I just pressed my friggin, I pressed the wrong, I pressed my Fortnite slide button. What the fuck was that? I never do that.
The only difference is my sprint binds are different.
On this game it's sprint or it's shift.
Alright.
And then it's tab.
Recaps.
Hey, brothers of the prime.
Hey, Vinny, as soon as I'm in sub chat, thank you for your job.
Yeah, I didn't get the heirloom paytongue, I opened like 250, but actually there's no
one, I don't want an heirloom that bad.
I played Octane literally all day today, which I have his main heirloom, and then if I don't
want to use that my second favorite heirloom is my universal dual blade
heirloom and I already have that it's like is it bad as long as I'm back on
this spot I'm just battery in
I'll take it oh it's a mythic being in Narnia
was that a drop god that's what is that a drop I've literally just I've like I
got to the phone on me I'm dead what no you're good you're good I'm watching you
I said see what they are you fly over you no it's the same team by the way I've
I've got a good hide, I've got a good hide on them. I can hold them here.
Yeah, they're going far right. I think we just leave them. I'm not hitting them.
Yeah, I'm down to leave it. I'm down to leave it.
I'm down to go to mythic, man. I've got a jump tower.
I can, I can add this as well, okay?
Oh yeah, I don't think we'll be able to jump tower over this wall actually.
Nah, we're good. Just down this side of the wall, fuck it.
Ace folks left. Oh shit, they're patting right next to us.
They just took this building. They took the hide. They didn't take it yet.
Then you guys shoot him in the bars. I kind of want to take that building.
There's a team on the other right building, on the big building.
Fuck!
Yeah, that one.
What the fuck's happening? What the fuck's happening?
What am I hearing?
You got stuck with a, uh, explosive boom.
Um, how do we get through? Okay, one's there guys coming. Take my pen.
I think we, oh my god, I'm gonna slide into it. I think we go around here. Go around this way.
Bro, this bitch is cheating with that bow.
Actually cheating with that bow.
Let's just go around the wall.
I don't know about you guys, but fuck that.
If that zone pulls like anywhere near that team, they just get it.
It's so good, Scotty. The door blade is so much better than the Cranbit.
Anyone agrees. Everyone who's not opinionated agrees.
Unless you have the worst taste ever, you agree.
It's the shittiest Cranbit.
If you're like 50 years old, you have the taste of the Cranbit.
It's the shittiest Cranbit in any game ever.
This Cranbit sucks ass.
Yeah, well, there's no cram, but in fortnight, I'm a fortnight kid, so, that's what it is.
Okay. Genuinely, what building do we claim? We now want some seven-score-flat-tab.
I'm in Scam.
Yeah, you can do that. I'm genuinely trying to look. I don't know any spot that we can hold.
Maybe these buildings here.
Okay, so we can't claim a building because no one's nearby. Do we literally go for that building? I think we go to that building.
It's Centimap. It's got an airdrop on it. No one's on it. I'm gonna get a stay quickly. There's a pat on me.
on me. Your scan would have scanned someone if they're there, right? This is not me fucking
I'm not inting right now. Yes, there's no one here. Yes, yes, yes, yes. There's a whole
devotion right. Let's just take that. Oh, that's the bridge. It's not a building. What the fuck?
This don't look like a building on the map. There's a building right here. Let's take this
one. Oh, they've literally spent all their teams on it. I'm not even kidding, just as we got his
team on it. We could always find them for it. I'm getting shot from fucking the top of the
I can't take bridge. I mean bridge is pretty decent isn't it? I've seen like I know a lot of pros like fucking playing bridge
I'm off the avenue. We got wants again fucking claim the shit. Just wants to one whole side of it. Let's do that
I've got all I don't have the ammo for this. I was like I have overflow. I'm just gonna keep spamming them
I have 90. Oh God been
Go bit
I have infinite ammo. I don't want infinite ammo though. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, that's a great buff.
Let's go shut this out of the head a minute. I did not have the ammo for this.
I have the RE45 ammo for this, but that's not what I need.
I mean, there's infinite ammo.
Yeah, I know, but then I have to give up overflow, and I need overflow because I have no bad.
CareFackers over there!
Oh, Elstah.
You'll get it.
You're like, goodbye.
No, I'm sorry.
I should fuck you up for the Elstah.
Do you actually want it that bad?
Dude, there's 100% teams on that.
Dude, there's teams on that, man.
I would even do this shit for a Kraber right now.
And where's the Kraber we'd go for?
Dude, there's seven squads, bro.
I am not doing that.
Not with the fucking Kraber behind us.
Okay.
Like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
What's the solo?
What's the solo?
I swear it's a solo.
I've done no wrong.
Where are they?
I think you're wrong.
Cuz they didn't shoot them but they shot me. Oh my god. Oh no when a solo is on it flew with it
Okay, oh that guy's gonna crave of me. I can already fucking tell guys. We need like do something with all I don't know
It's fine. Okay, we're claiming this okay
Can we go back to bridge? I swear we can go bridge. Yeah, yeah, we have a jump head. Yes, I did here. I got to here
I'm just yeah
Let's say
We have any all six those via Jenny though. I
Yeah, I need to know
Oh my god, I just fell. Oh god. I got sniped in the back cover
I can't hit any of these shots. I'm trying to detain us that that other team is getting aggressive
Oh my god, the Craver again is the one reason I didn't want to be on the bridge. I will be honest
I've absorbed three craver shots. I'm gonna just fucking die bro. This is so
insulating. I don't know where to go where I'm in cover from missing him and the Craver. I'm stuck
That's why I hate the bridge this fucking Craver fuck off
All my fucking God is so they're pushing up just in the bridge now
I hate horny bridge. Next time I'm saying no.
This fucking Kraber. Oh my god.
Yeah, I just didn't want to hold the bridge with a Kraber looking in at the bridge.
I never said I'm on vacation or taking a break. I know everyone keeps saying this.
Literally, I've never once said that I'm taking a break.
I'm going on vacation if he's taking a week off. I said literally. I'm streaming every single day on either side of it
Fucking hate Kramer looking in and you know the guy's infinite. I'm a two just can shoot at everything that moves. Oh
Yeah, he's shot so much. Oh, and then this team who jumped us died
It's the one building that we push
Yeah, I pushed across the whole map take a building and a team just takes a second voice with Krabah
Max's pressure I'm going off yet. Oh, I'm going out too. I mean I'm having fun
I like I'm in frustration like it's big like because I care about the game I get frustrated
It's my fucking god. I'm gonna shit. We're dying to is very frustrating
Like that is miserable just getting craving in the arse the whole time and I just can't there's really there was no cover
I could take between those two teams
Back flat Fiji night. It's like four hours, which is super chill. That's like the shortest you get as Australian
And then except never been on a helicopter before kind of splurge have been instead of getting the boats the other island
We're getting a helicopter and Charlotte's very excited
God you're rich. It's actually not even that bad. It was actually it was like $200 more expensive than the boat
So then fucking be on like a helicopter. That's way cooler
There being a helicopter before too, so I'm coming to like see how cool it how pretty it is like I would I would pay
just to get like the helicopter just like just to do a helicopter ride so
little as a mode of transport that's even cooler
I mean they're already on it though so I mean I guess so but I feel like I just
I hate like I don't know I'm quite second-guessing octane padding on anyone
right now because every time I do it I just seem to die I could octane pattern
on the roof but like well that's what we'd want to be able to like claim some
space somewhere it was just like I guess we just couldn't figure it out I don't
play well since I don't know I can't like I need someone else to say like
where we're going I don't even know how many like ventures she has how long the
cool down is I don't know anything about it
you good keep hey Ozzy we are calm yeah yeah but thank you I just I should
land is sick fucking stand dead still I mean I was sipping my ice cream he was
eating I'm dead there's a good arm boys I'm here I'm chillin right now I can help
you one sec I'm good I mean I'm just not turning kids amus and stuff again I'm
so excited we're good they're in back they're scared of the big coomsy it's a
The claustic too.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm gonna get out of here at all.
I'm gonna try and get my Dolmose Ames.
Dolmose Ames, baby.
I'm coming, come on boys.
I know we done with you.
Not good.
What the fuck just happened to me I'm smoking
What the fuck just happened to me actually what's happened to me
I'm trying to drop you
Finish, pussy, dead
Nice, nice, nice
Back for my treat, dead
Fucking idiot
Hit it with my Q
Yeah, you're dead
Yeah, you're dead
You're dead
I'm dead, buddy, fuck you
I'm back
Eventually, is this anything?
I mean, any good game is confusing
if you don't know what's happening
I'm telling you, if a game's not confusing
it's probably gonna be boring
There's not going to be enough complexity, you know what I mean?
If you watch a game the first time and it's not confusing, it's probably a bad game.
Maybe Rocket League, very few exception.
I'm going to that bin.
Back all my baby. Fuck these seers, I'm just going to beat him with Bangalore.
I don't know, it took so much damage to open up that fight, it was so weird.
Let's get to the OZ.
Freaking confused why you're in champ lobbies though?
Yeah, fucking you and me both.
W matchmaking.
Oh, they're above me.
Oh, there's like...
Wait, we're in match 5 now, right?
Oh, there's so many attachments on me.
Free time scope.
That's right, shit.
There is a soul on the...
supply drop.
Yeah, we can push that, everyone.
Yeah, we can push that.
Yeah we can push that if you want, yeah we can push that, what is that kind of suit it is.
Ooh actually that's my fucking valve, what the hell?
Sure, I saw that team running Val'kin's here bro.
I mean, get around quickly, yeah I mean this map's fun for Val'kin's where I like to run
in Val'kin's nice.
Alright.
Are we pushing it or?
So yeah, oh, you guys can this right? I thought it's a lot of people so oh, okay, okay
Oh, it's five like you're in sin, but yeah, and there's a now you have the skin right? That's how yeah, okay?
I would definitely go there so well this guy's dead. Yeah, buck
You got this done. I believe you. Yes, sir
You're doing way way closer, I feel like
cracks I just I forgot how I'm I forgot how annoying oh we got the grenade on
what the hell what is that is it like a perk or something no we just threw it
how'd be so that was fucking perfect I'm impressed
all right what's this a drop so it was the hemming oh I'm gonna
I've missed these two cylinders bro, they're so beautiful, especially in the PTRs, but yeah, they're on that, yeah.
Tractive, Tractive. Nice.
I think he's runnin'.
Now, I love seeing it. Oh my god, I love seeing it.
I got him back. Fuck them. I've ulted on him.
They haven't caused Gibby bubble, so there's literally nothing I can run in.
Oh, he's- why'd they have to give me bubble? What the fuck? Give me- he's out of his bubble!
I'm literally pushing these guys, I don't care.
He's jumping me, I'm dead.
What the fuck?
He's dead.
Nice.
Dead, dead.
Nice.
Oh, he's- please, wait.
We're gonna get back.
There's a- there's a- there's a hole.
There's me and then I'll Q res this.
Oh my god, I love Duel Mo's game, bro. I have so shit on that. Fuck, I'm so back, dude.
Why did I ever give up on this?
I can't smoke.
I tried to smoke like three times just didn't work. Give me that power boost to fuck this
We're getting pushed. We're getting pushed. Oh, yeah
Hit one
Oh my god, it's not you're fucking stunned
I'm trying to get I'm trying to create some distance. I have I have all I've got no smoke
I think we can beat them honestly. Oh, it's up to you. Okay. I think we can beat him
Fuck it now we can't and I just smoked into Naniya. Oh my god
Are you pushing they're right here?
No, I needed my smoke and I shot it to Naniya by accident. Press the wrong button
Ah, I thought that Q was your Q. I just stepped straight into the F out fucking Q. I could have shit on him
Alright we're going in. Did you try and smoke the out? No, no, I didn't even know what happened
I don't know why, just fully fat thing at Q, I think I was trying to walk forward and I just pressed Q by accident.
Let's add again some water, like I just didn't mean to smoke at all.
ouch
okay
see ya shuffle, thanks for viving out today
good ass vibe, thank you, thank you
fuck it
I'm dropping on, I'm dropping on that bin
dude, I just need dual mosins every game
dual mosins, I'm probably run R3-1 I think so I have to be slightly close to range
I swear to god I'm just gonna fry everyone
I was actually shitting on Kizak game
even with awkwardness
Where is this heavy arsenal bin? I want to land on the arsenal. I just don't know where it is. I was down here
Give me give me give me
I'm so bad for this. I'm gonna time you all so bad for that and you are so bad for that bro. I had the wrong gun down
Do you ever do the opposite of everything I just did there's no to be dead
I'm trying to kidnap us, I might look terrible, I knew they'd get me, oh wait there's a team
on both sides of us.
You having this balancing this horizontal boost is just too funny, you're the only person
I see ever use it, like literally I kid you you know I've never seen a pro, I've never
seen anyone but you do this shit, every time you do it I fucking giggle, it's so fucking
goofy, it's hilarious.
It's actually good though, I used it in my play-game for a little bit.
I didn't use it and then Keith was doing it and I wanted to see what the fuck it like,
why the fuck did it.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
It looks so hilarious.
Like it just looks so, it looks like the game is breaking, like it doesn't look like it's
meant to do that.
Drinking was over drink one sec, you guys got this.
Oh shit, Aussie's getting turnt.
You hear that shit Keith?
Aussie's getting a drink, he's getting turnt.
even though he doesn't drink early but
no chat type of one in chat of all this is getting turned
he might come back he's gonna come back to see a bunch of ones that what the fuck
he's not even here
oh
it's over chat
it's over
Two three two four two one. Hey, so I'm talking one. Oh
God, we have to punch him inside
That I'm just punching him cuz he's been mean to beat his ass
Yeah, yeah, oh north yeah inside
Yeah
Yeah
That was Keith chat, not me anyone panel tails
My ice cream has me sudden okay snow
Where's your butt at what no pause I mean
No pause chat pause
Bro, I swear he went to a bar
more.
Why the fuck do you have a neon dragon?
Neon dragon.
Yeah, do that emoticon.
Oh.
There's like a, yeah, there's a neon dragon behind you.
Oh, is that even a dragon?
It doesn't have wings.
I don't fucking know what that dragon.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, what's a dragon?
I'm going to a dragon.
Uh-oh, crouch, honest, careful.
They probably have a fucking seer, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh, they're playing like they have a seer.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, Keith.
Yeah, we had we had a punch you all the way into a building
I saw was punching because you're being too
Okay, keep keep start talking about like butts or something. I meant to say worse. No
Okay, we also had a vote in your chat
You see a bunch of numbers if because we voted on if you were going to go get turn or not get turn like alcohol
Yeah, okay. You guys are I don't drink you guys don't have you at all. Okay, the more we know
Yeah, no knuckle point. You think I'm just turning the drinking. This is the games. I think all that bad
Yeah, I watch this game right here. My door most is we're at the witness game. I'm so confident
I was gonna say okay, I'm what is your
Unbelievably just like obscure skill. I'll go first. I have just thought about it then
I am one of the world's most efficient orange eaters
My method of my method of eating an orange is so fucking efficient
I cut that bitch in quarters and then like I'll get like on me
On me
Purple armor one one way one feet one feet give me one literally one
On me as well. Oh my god, I just all my fucking go what is happening?
this fucking alt was generational yeah his alt was actually crazy stuff you know
they suck so bad I actually shit on it as well
all one all one in your soul ever
yeah just you do brother
oh goodbye oh
goodbye
you're late at the beginning
nice
don't push it
hey there's one up here
how long till your alt's back up
I mean, they're not put there resting to give me if you can somehow still I think that's actually your best place to get out
Dude that give me wasn't purple armor or I had one extra bullet
I literally killed that give me and know that happens like I fried his ass. How much damage that is it gonna tell me?
Summary wait this red death recap. I did 100. What is that chat?
Wait, that's 200 damage. What the fuck I need for a hundred and I had him for 170 damage
I really got they didn't hit me once by the way I full died to the fucking all yeah
Do that guys all was crazy as fuck it hit me too. I actually would have beaten him too
Bro
Oranges you cut the orange in quarters and then like okay
So someone else in chat has to like you cut it in quarters
And then like you get like the corner which like there's a corner that always pulls off the orange
I can like peel that back a little bit and then run my finger under and like the whole quarter of the orange comes out with no
Skin I just eat that whole bitch in my mouth
Oh fuck someone has to I'm talking about someone in chat easier oranges like that. Please back me up
It's so
It's like just fucking good. I ate my orange and four math balls, and it's just goaded
Nobody does that little bear. Someone does that
Someone in chat needs to like that. I'm a visual learner. I just ate one. Otherwise. I would actually show you chat
Okay, tomorrow tomorrow at some point tomorrow stream
I will show you how I eat an orange and you're gonna realize how fucking like efficient it is
Keith what you're talking about you guys good. What's your nothing to top? You know fucking orange in one bite like what the fuck?
Come on you have something maybe the fact that you're a fucking genius
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, is there any skills related to you fucking genius and we got something there cool
Can you like do like Rubik's future also some shit you give me Rubik's cute vibes? No
No, I just learned how to do Rubik's Cibs.
But see, you're learning.
See, I knew you knew how to do Rubik's Cibs.
You give me vibes and at least no one would know how to do it.
You can do it.
Wait.
Guess me, Ozzy.
Guess mine.
I guess my skill is that it's cool.
Corn husky.
It's so easy, bro.
Okay.
I'm unbelievably good at corn husky.
Yeah, this is why you're facing me.
Am I wrong there?
Am I wrong there?
Yes!
Oh, well.
How's that holding?
What's going on there?
Heat, fuck that.
Yeah, sure.
I'm f**king outside of Nebraska.
I mean, f**king inside of Nebraska, too, but like...
F**k Nebraska!
Just f**k Nebraska.
I'm playing all my Mozambique, by the way. I love these things.
Watch your skills, please.
I'm trying to think.
Any of you guys play instruments?
Uh...
Uh, I want to call her.
I've played maybe one hour on it to try to...
You learn so I can press Chicks and then it dies.
Yeah, I don't think I think when I get more time. I'm gonna learn how to play this trip, but I actually am going to I know I'm going to
I was you gonna give me violin vibes
I'm just going with every stereotypical like so far fucking genius kid vibe here like the Rubik's cubes fucking playing violin
I'm kind of like
Just play games I mean that's fair yeah, I just made school as easy as possible myself
I just wanted to like do as little as possible and just get good grades and just get to play more video games
Like that was my report cut every time it was like
Could like if applied himself like could do so much better like you know like all this kind of shit
That was mine as well. Like I'm good. I'm good. Just fuck. I just kind of sat in the corner not doing it
Like I just didn't want to talk to you so I didn't do anything
But I just did my schoolwork and then the teacher's like if he applied himself. I'm like I'm not
So I was one of the only kids
I was one of the only kids allowed to listen to music like have headphones in for certain classes because my teachers would get so fucking
What if I didn't because I would just be a dick like if they like
The teacher like tried to make me do anything and like other kids tried to like I would just be a dick
So they were like, alright, you can just listen to music in the corner
Not super proud of that, but that was just a whole thing
I'm gonna go for that I'm gonna go for that attachment bin and then I'm ready to fire anyone
All right, we can get the evil over there wait, you can a secret skill being gained rejected by every girl
I don't know about that. I don't know a secret skill. I mean how many okay how many girls are in Nebraska?
Like how I've been rejected by
Great, I mean at least you're going for it though. Good shit. Good shit
Yeah, I didn't really go for it. Like okay
What happened? How can you reject if you don't go for it? Like they preemptively rejected you?
I don't know what you're doing off the map, but just in case you did, the ads just fucking know.
Like what do you mean? How did you get preemptively rejected?
That's fucking brutal.
So kindergarten through sixth grade, locker, no.
That doesn't count.
I put no in her locker. She didn't show up by the swings.
Okay, this is like the worst you can say is no it's kind of like
Going through it but the second one was was the second one actually I'm not saying the second one that was embarrassing
It's fuck. Okay. Nice. Was it like a prom thing, but I get how old role it was the oldest
What's the oldest you've been rejected our surface under 14? It just doesn't count freshman year freshman. So what's that?
I don't know how I was gonna get that.
Last year?
Last year, motherfucker!
I just graduated!
What's freshman? How old are you in freshman?
14, 15.
Okay, so you've been rejected one time properly, and even then, like...
I still don't even know if that's shit right now.
That one, I typically didn't even get rejected.
I was just too scared to ask for a number after we talked every day for a whole semester.
I mean, that's classy.
That's just being a kid, right?
That's just classy.
That's just classy.
Just being a dude.
Plus 10 damage and destroy all...
Wait!
Wait, plus 10 damage and destroy all enemy deployables. So wait, does my old cancel Gibby bubble then?
Is that an enemy deployable?
Yeah, I mean it should fucking be. Should I be picking that up every time? I've been doing the faster revives.
I swear it should be, I swear I should be getting the left one.
Does anyone pay a fucking play Bangalore? I've never gotten that, but I swear that and now that I've actually read that,
Is that not going to be fucking Gibby's bubble? That's a deployable as an enemy deployable. No
I guess we'll see what the fuck is an enemy deployable if not that
Probably like Sparrow out
Yeah, maybe like do I get that because I think the rest thing doesn't even help that much
I'm just gonna get it. He means Watson fence and shit. It can
Okay, the only person defending this here is mummy daddy hunter side can like if we get like it one more source
We great like what's in Jenny? Okay? I'm gonna get it cuz that's better than the rest thing anyway
I'm gonna stop running that
Hunter like I've just made I'm not I just haven't seen you in chat before in the name like it's not giving you full faith
I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying I need another source to say you're right. Oh
Wait, I found I know my secret skill. Okay. Yep. I
In the world's best
school dress-up day person
Okay, like if there's like a theme you're like go to like you just put an effort in the dress-up days
Yes, very much so okay. I'm gonna behind that's kind of cool. No
Okay, why do you sound so fucking disappointed?
I'm doing a fucking thousand dollars, shit it. I'm doing a thousand dollars, I'm not down.
I play video games, like does that count? Like I don't know.
Oh, power of the strength, I want that. Oh my god, over on ramp one, guys.
Over on ramp one.
Okay, I'm gonna take it.
Okay, I've got a fully equipped vault and mozame. I wonder if this is gonna be a good combo.
I'm gonna re-join this. I think a vault mozame seems okay.
Good boy. Good boy.
Now, when we got you in the building, I said good boy.
Good boy. You can't you beat my ass into a building. That's kind of there
We'll get the rainbow I will get the rainbow
When I when I was prong fat Coonsie
I could go to b-dubs and do their unlimited wings challenge and I would knock fucking 70 of those fuckers back
Yeah, I don't know this is but 70 wings sounds impressive
I find that the patience for 70 wings like okay bonus Dan you're going down the nuggies
Yeah, I really just like I would put in an order and then tell them get another one
That reminds me fucking Ron Swanson, I don't have a bat. Oh, yeah
Yeah, there's shots over here
70 is a stretch maybe like 50 but
I'd make it sound cooler.
I feel like B-Dub is a truck. I think it's a V-Dub.
I don't know what the fuck V-Dub is.
Like Buffalo Wildwigs.
Oh.
What the fuck is a cool V-Dub?
I'm tight with them, so like, I can't...
Okay, you pull up and they're like,
oh, this guy hasn't parked around.
Yeah.
Jim! Get away!
I would literally really, like,
fucking loose sweat, so I was like...
Jesus.
Not a mistake.
You ain't fucking around.
Yeah, you ain't fucking around.
Is it expensive?
The unlimited wing challenge?
It was like 12 bucks.
Oh my God.
I mean, I can't take that.
Okay, are they out here?
Yeah.
I just want to go over here.
I see nothing on my heartbeat.
I hit, wait.
Oh yeah, they're going fucking ham.
What am I hearing?
I'm hearing a triple take, I think.
Oh yeah, there's a fucking C roll top here, boys.
boys. Do we go left? Why do I feel like we go left here? Instead of going through this
fucking choke on the right. Like the seerold's on the right and I swear they're someone else
shooting over here on the left. I'm trying to be smart for once, but I'm also rotating
towards edge. We're gonna get held and die. I thought this was smarter, I don't know.
I didn't want to run straight into the fucking seerold. There's someone shooting out here.
Oh, it's another T. Yeah, there he is. We flanked him. Cracked. Nice. See?
see I'm a fucking genius smoking on them and finish in the body here
they're out in the corner
one HP one HP literally one literally one do we kill him should we kill him
no how the fuck is another I'm so over this game right now I'm so over this
game right now this story teams pushing us I took us around the whole flank to
make sure this wouldn't happen we're sandwiched with this four teams pushing
I'm so fucking done with this, bro
Why would there be four teams watching this fight and none of them want to do anything until we show up?
I don't understand. I don't get it
Oh
When it's in a key, that's fine. My job was open
My mouth was open too, bro. I was fucking my mouth was open. No, yeah, I didn't say anything. I hate this shit, man
Why like I took us around the back side to everything and we got pinched from four teams
I guess I just don't run as deep in there once we get to knock I guess just finish the knock and stay back
I don't know. I just this map row the pacing of this map is confusing me. I
Don't mean to interrupt your crash. I actually thought of a skill though
Okay, yep, yep wait like the big is that way by the way. There you go. I watch movies
Okay, mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll like watch movies. I'll come back to a movie after like
It'll be years
It like I'll be sitting with my mom watching movie and I can just start like reciting this through the whole fucking movie
Like I'm not like I'm going to watch it everyone fucking your parents. Hey, what's your music? Yes? Okay?
Yeah
And I predict basically like this is me and my mom we sit there and predicts like we'll be watching movie
We predict everything happens. Wow, so you guys that's why you watch movies together because no one else wants to watch movies with you
Yeah, you're aside every line and predict what you think is gonna happen. Yeah, fuck that
I would hate you
Can I use this arsenal again, even though I've already used it once no, I can't actually do all most games
That's kind of cool
Oh, we push you out. I just want to fucking I'm not kidding guys
I'm pushing up to Merckson kids
I want some kills and this game now I got one loot now or die and go again
I don't want to go in the same game with this fucking blue
Where did all the teams go in the rock here? There was a million teams up here, and now I don't see anyone
Yeah, now that I think they're in the building. This is gonna be so a it's trying to push
Oh god, are they on that building? I'm pushing towards right now. I
Just got over for it. I have a whole bunch of bats. I feel like I should give them to you guys
I'm good guys. I think they're caustic. I think they're caustic up this building in front of us
I kind of want to like somehow like just made them or something and just
I mean you have your your yeah
Yeah, I mean my mom I was I'm back to you wanna wait. I mean he can be like we need
I'm scanning them
Yeah, yes
Are we going I mean yeah, I guess I judge
Well, I'm sure you live
Yeah, fuck yeah, we can't get up with you so quick which act you might self-case for a little bit. Yeah
What one's one eight one game the bucket he was the most in one dead
I think we're good. I'm smoking and looting.
Wait no, I don't want that. I don't want to play.
There's bottomless bats on me.
Okay, we're pushing. I'm going up. I don't know if I can push. It sounds like it.
Okay, I'm good. Holy shit, we did it boys are back!
There's people outside.
There's my fucking scope. I just want a scope. Give me one-time scope.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
It's so weak so weak
He just raised you raked out. Oh fuck. I just shit on her bear on me
We can win this if I can just
And literally I'm not even kidding we can win this
Oh my god, you
This I'm so fucking pissed bro, I'm so fucking furious. I did not see this outside when I was dropping down
There's a guy up here just throwing eight nays into the fire and doing nothing
I mean shit, right? Can I come up?
You're actually a pussy you just crack like me
You can job. Yeah, no, I'm so mad burn. That's the hard ticking zone. I'm just dead
I'm taking you fuckers with me why are they fighting this
fuck you that was the chick who was on the other side of the building just
throwing nades in with this zone coming just literally threw six nades into that
little fucking hole I should have seen the after I guess that was the after that when I
dropped down curious I took them with us like five grenades I should see the
after I guess I just didn't see it there's too much going on that was the
after that when I dropped on it must have been career apex this 41,000 is that
just on Wraith? Holy fuck. Yo, grass is a thing.
Dude, this motherfucker is Zoomy. Is that fast? You go with the fucking portal? Is this the
old? Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit, right? It's kind of cool.
That's why I love her. God damn it, bro. I was about to like, mmm,
because that's my jam bro. Dropping down there with a dual Mosam. It's like, I love
any close range fight. I'll do like 7000 damage. Okay, Volt Mosam felt kind of cool,
though. Okay, watching this kind of makes me want
I'm gonna go back to Wraith.
Where's she going?
Around?
Yeah.
Like, anyone against me going-
Hey, Lee!
I used to have you going for it, bro.
I didn't give a shit, I got Wraith.
Dude, I don't care at this point.
We just play whatever we want to play for ourselves.
I'm enjoying Bang again. I could be playing this fight so much better. Also, I mean, that's so annoying too, just how the fights are going on this industry.
I guess this is why you have to run fucking ult on this map, because there's so much open space with no one, but then when you find someone, there's eight teams in there. I don't know. It's weird.
weird
Oh, okay, that's kind of cool
Thinks he's bronze one. Is he about to be done? I guess so yeah, because he's one rank up still tonight, right?
I feel like they'll go for gold or something. I don't think they'll want the the marathon to end this soon
What's really been like three days?
Maybe actually it's still pretty long. The Dante's is like really flown for it and stuff like I feel like they'll try and go for gold
no
wait don't you have to go to bronze two and bronze three no in league it's the
opposite one's the highest oh Lee yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go drop point it's
got both the guns that I want
we got ulcer again so I forgot how this works wait we can't take your
fingers down bodies now they're right you have to take oh wait no I think it's
something different kind of what changed about her old it's like no one here is
good now it's like it takes longer okay I should where are we dropping I'm
landing on this bit I blend where I'm off you guys didn't have a weird concept
with this I lay like that's enough I'm saying that's why I always mock where I
land this is why I was always gonna land I said I'm landing on the bid I know you
guys like to me I'm saying whenever I mock a PY that's exactly where I'm gonna
Oh, there's people here, right?
There's people here, yeah.
Cracked them?
Yeah, I mean, safe here, of course.
I think the wives got that too.
On me?
I think oh my I hate the D-Sync
So lame I'm really just not where he's just shot the shotgun like I'm just not there like that's just not
This unit's coming
I can't move, like if I'm not on 170p I'm just literally, I'm just alive, like I'm just not dead, I'm just playing a different game, it's so fucking miserable.
That need, I actually don't know where it came from, it shit on me.
Yeah, it shit on me too, it like pushed me into it, but it just pulled me out of full position.
But that guy there, I'm holding it right here, like I'm holding the angle with the fucking center, I miss a shot, I swing back around the corner, and like I'm in the corner for like a second, and he just shoots where I just was and I die.
Like I'm, it's so fucking over man.
It's not where I am.
That's right, I mean, when I get back, I'll get some games doing with snow as well.
Me, Snow and Keith don't get the worst ping to that Asia server, it's just Coombs that
gets so much worse.
It's my fault, chat.
Well, because you're like North Central, aren't you?
I'm trying to go to Nebraska because I've got no fucking good at Nebraska.
Well, he's the center of the US.
It's way up here so much worse than Keith, then.
So, like, down towards us, which is off the West Coast.
Wait, where do you keep?
You're East or West Coast? You're West, right?
Central.
What the fuck?
I'm in Texas.
Yeah, so I guess you're further south. That's right. You're further south, I guess.
Okay.
I'm gonna still play these five stars.
Okay, right?
Nope.
Alright.
I'm going Never Duck a Fade mode.
Huh?
Never what the what?
Huh?
Never Duck a Fade?
I'm bored here.
You're speaking more gibberish than Ozzy.
Yeah, I know that.
I mean, he's bruh.
He's bruh.
He's bruh.
He's bruh.
Bro, there's no way no one knows about Never Duck a Fade.
It's like, isn't like fighting?
Isn't like kids used to like, wait, why am I octane?
How the fuck am I octane?
When the fuck did I pick octane?
What this game, I don't know I mean
Why me now if you I mean if you just play on the hundred pain centers now you and the experience is all
It's just because I want to it's just because all the friends. I would play with all like
Happy one year father of four nights. Yeah, Keith you want to fuck him up in me or what?
No, no mom no with you, bro
well with you I want to wait one way what 60 right they back up I mean I'd
fucking back up a shin on it oh I'm dead oh good that's fucking push I'm coming
I love Wraith
Almost cracked left lane
What the fuck are they?
On me?
Oh!
Long dead bro
Bro!
I'm about to mess you up
Cracked
That's a mid
There's a maggie in the building, maggie in the building
Cracked the maggie?
Left lane coming
Dead
Don't
Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak
Nice
I
Just on whoo cash it's a palace. I'll say what the fuck
Yo, he tell me you saw that super good that wall jump on him
See how it is I remember this
I'm becoming a James Bond villain.
Nice.
The longbow chop kind of cool there.
That's been a vibe with the longbow.
Shit, it's hard.
Alright.
I'll attach to him.
I'm so sad that I didn't pick Bangalore.
Why the fuck am I on this guy again?
What do you mean to?
How can you pick them?
I know, apparently.
I genuinely had no memory of this.
I gloated and it was like,
Who's playing Octane?
I was like, I'm playing Octane.
I'm playing Octane.
That's what I did.
I was like, what the fuck?
I can't use my...
I don't know how serious performance I take games like mad serious I don't know I would
not want to play with my boss.
I'm your boss though.
What?
Brother.
Oh I forgot we have no recon.
you have a race
they do say that
I should have heard that somewhere yeah
definitely say that
alright push in
where am I pushing for me with this
actually I don't know where I'm pushing
oh my god the hemla
push in the gold hemmy
I'm pushing the gold hemmy
it's already like almost there wait wait
oh my god this nexus takes so fucking long
it's a take a long time now doesn't it
Yeah, I just went back. Oh, they're here
Wait, guys, is he dropping down one of them taking the jump tower
Fuck stand still
Cracked him. He's hot. I'm gonna pat on him
That's only gonna hit hard I'm a fucking idiot
I got you. Oh my god. Crack Crack. Yeah, that's where this you got all of it. Wait.
Oh my god. Nice. You guys are him. You're them. They're them. Blow me. I'm healing.
I'm healing. I mean, he's down the bottom. I think I get maybe get the finishes.
Hold on. Yeah.
Watch out. There's an order to team with us here.
What? I think that was them.
That was them? He just scared his team?
Are we taking out from here?
Wait, is that right here on me?
Oh, that's a good body, never mind.
Thanks for the carry boys, I did not play that well.
I did good damage and then I need to get back off this dude, I'm so much better bang.
Octane, I just play like such a fucking idiot.
You're our fucking idiot.
Yeah, that's all that matters, baby.
That's all that matters.
Where's my gold, Hemi?
No, we didn't kill the one guy that had it.
Nope.
It's good.
Yeah, I think we did.
No.
So wait, her ult takes forever now?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then Hemi, auto's been like that for a while now, of course.
the best they are like it's the best they are without a doubt so good I just love
running great cuz I get around shotguns as well yeah true that's why I love
running bang
someone's sniper they're trying to site me I don't like that little bro we
push on that it's all shots all right let's go kill him oh shit I think in my
head the fuck is he up here is he on me here yes oh fuck do not do what I just
did I cracked one though I cracked one though so I should not done what you
just did oh my god I just got them at all they missed the time I don't know I'm
I'm healing.
Oh, a sad take by me.
I'm getting back inside.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh.
I mean, they have an advantage.
At least by the snapping now.
Oh my god.
Just split them up and I got shot.
I always equal the damage that I take, but I always get nuts oh
My god, oh my god, oh my god, they suck
Right now I'm challenging like a big man. I am nexus. I am nexus. Yeah, I'm trying like bait them to try and finish me to waste their time
Wait, I'm gonna walk to me. I'll walk to me here. That's your name
You fucking idiots!
It's one guy! It's easy! It's easy! It's easy!
Yeah! You wanted it! You wanted it!
We're together. We're together boys.
You're really split right now.
What is he at? You fucking idiots!
That grenade in the toilet was fucking loaded.
The grenade in the toilet was so good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I do. It's strategic, babe.
They don't taste that chat, they don't taste skills like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
That grenade in the fucking toilet was actually like, oh my god.
Um, I give a power booster for the overflow if you want, or just power boosts up here in
general.
I just like the last one.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
You know a switch, yeah.
I'm running the Auri but I kind of want to is there like an online there's another
pal just to hear as well by the way all right cool I played that terribly chat I
can always get back on main low philosophy games today you know like time to
like that's what you're meant to do right yeah I meant to die strategically and
But yeah, I meant to die. Yeah, I meant to die.
Of course, of course. Definitely just ain't...
I actually, I forgot how much I love Wraith.
I'm running already massive, and I just get to like phase out of stupid spots I put myself in.
It is great.
I'm gonna play so more...
I think if you play that, I think if you play that and I play Mangler, it actually will fit, genuinely.
It's just the most AP playstyle ever.
Yeah.
I wonder if you can play...
And then we have Key for an Aussie...
then I'm just saying if he's wanted to I swear life line actually fucking rounds out that
one but I'm not even kidding. Yeah I can play life line because that would actually be good
and having the res is to have like just come in and res people wall everything's going down
especially in smokes and with your master keyboards I'm not fucking anyone up. I'm
gonna go to time for like two more games after starting, you sure? Having plays that
out of cattle is pretty different game since then bro but it's a good ass game you should
definitely played it's in a great state right now like it's literally the best
it's probably ever been won it so don't for it throw the game for it all right
we took my star that one time Aussie no I know I get back next time I get back
time that one time okay let's team on our left first no we you can okay I'm
one V3 you're right baby you got this oh shit why you mean to me mother fucker
I just die here I'm definitely need some assistance though again this one
It's like where this is like there's no fucking chance I get this all right, I'm fine. I mean, well, maybe actually let me see
I'm not gonna why this looks so free to fucking kill though
I'm selling it again. I don't hear anything. Oh my god. I'm on it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's like
This thing nexus. Yep. The fuck do I take it? Let's look at it. It's like nothing's happening. I'm the ranger
Oh, I'm not a ranger not a ranger. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I take it
Did I take it?
Wait, she died. Yeah, you're telling me to take it, you're telling me.
Holy shit, this takes 17 if you're getting flown on?
You're gonna be flown on from behind? What the fuck?
I've got RE45 Kraber, this could be really fucking bad, or really fucking good.
Back to one, one HVN one.
Throw me here.
Blue is holding, once this bubble goes down, they're literally getting fucking thrown.
Dead!
Oh my god, bad, bad, bad, full up there.
Dead.
In, in, in.
Cracked.
One HP.
Watch out, there's a lifeline.
Other team, other team, other team, other team.
He's one, he's like actually one.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
He is not one, what the fuck?
That's another team, bro, I literally had him into a bullet, I'm not kidding.
150, 150, 150, no, I'm not kidding, I'm not lying to you, he was literally a bullet.
You know, even like a one and he's like 50, he was actually 15 health.
Oh my god, I swing in there being like a high is one and I
Be crazy
I'm going all the way around I'm really I'm here
One two ten two ten did it in it in it nice nice nice what the life of life and it was like fine, too
They can't rest they can't rest
They ran they ran around they don't want a big smoke from the big Krabber bitch. Oh
They did not fucking understand. Yeah, it turns
I need me in front of where the fuck's in front of I'm finally having a Krabber game
Who the fuck has it one of you fuck it has it?
No, nobody. Yeah, nobody has it fuck
Fuck!
They have everything but it, bro.
I just hit like six Kramer shots. I'm not even kidding.
Fuck, I only have five left now, though.
I'm up to 1700 damage, by the way.
Oh, damn.
Just off Kramer shots.
Actually, I'm taking hard, I mean, I'm...
Are you dropping anything else for it?
Oh, fuck, okay, that's right.
I'm gonna run that bad boy. I have, wait, wait, I need ammo with that.
Yeah, nice. Okay. Was there any light them off?
I mean, these bodies have a habit. Oh my god, great.
Oh, new ammo. 150. How's it on the headshot?
What? No, I almost had shot the guy picked up the
Craver why someone's rising he's healing there oh my on the to the side oh oh oh oh
oh you I just stabbed him what the fuck pull my gun out I knew I already 45
Kramer's a bad combo this is so fun though I don't care I have no regrets
how I lived. I have no regrets chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. He almost swapped you motherfucker.
I miss. Yo Ozzy close your fucking mouth. Okay I was moved over to the Ari it's fine
it's fine it's all good. I was hitting with the Krabel I was not hitting with the Ari
And I fully combat I literally was like Ari Kramer not a good idea. It was not a good idea
Thank you special 61. I'm going back to bang do my museums. I would have ran fucking Kramer Mosin machine on kids there
To Kramer's soul fun. Oh my god
That's who ten was crazy, dude, I mean I was hitting fucking body body to 10. I was shitting on him
The Kramer's just so nice. I
I
Did know it was also the knife. Yeah, I was really stuck on my knife twice
I will blame ping for that though when you're trying to like quick stop to knife back to gun more panicking the fucking delay is that much worse
So is that you did
You gonna invest in cyber that that's a Pombra, I don't know if you guys know apex chat. That's all my go is bang was bang. Oh
my god, I'm blind
Hey, oh my god
Woo!
Um, that sniper is literally only drops, like, late in the game, so, like, you almost never
get it.
See you, band up!
I will be live tomorrow as well, if you didn't know, but, thank you, thank you.
Go again.
Bangalore.
I'm the Jumpmaster.
Where's my shotguns?
smash out guns I want to go load it's only a lotus resort I'm either resort
bucket I've never been here before ever it's cool it's actually really good
I'm going to land on that man I'd get this in whatever it's like drop ships
yeah it was actually so good it's good I don't even drop it's kind of weird no
one's over here is it on me you know it's up again
I'm trying to find a gun before I- Oh my god it's messy!
Oh, I'm losing. I already love it.
Ah, what the fuck? I just got this sh-
Bro!
I just got the worst attachment bit of all time.
Just 17 scopes and like 17 fucking stocks.
What the hell was that?
That was awful.
What the fuck was that?
Didn't even know that was possible to get it that bad.
I have three blue stocks.
I'm just gonna carry this. I'm gonna hopefully get an R9, wanna hand me one or not? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, I didn't like hey since it's legendary. I'm pinging it
And you want it
We're fine to go to the right Israel fucking sick, right?
Oh, you haven't even looted the building. I mean there's yeah
Looted one then
I just want an R3 dammit. Oh my god this building is crazy. Yeah, this job's sick. Why'd you say it was shit?
Yeah
Really really want an R3 where the fuck is it? I give this guy just space. Okay, and we're getting time
Where's the R3 is this loot up here elevator? Oh, it has to be an R3
3.
Who's gonna tell them to check?
They just don't exist sometimes.
It's always when you're like, yo, I really feel like running this gun, you just will
not find it.
3.
Only attached to.
I'm good.
Knock a line, maybe we're gonna pass 1 or 2.
I don't remember.
I don't know though.
This is gonna be the last one.
Okay.
Okay, what?
There's no part of my mind that thinks that you did it.
If anything, he could have been the one.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
What?
Bro, I used the 20-20!
I ping every single gun!
I ping a 20-20.
That would be annoying if you actually had time to stall.
That would be annoying if you like...
Alright, I'm good to go.
Drops are ready.
Weapons looking fine.
Who the fuck took shotgun ammo?
Like, why am I waiting for shotgun ammo?
Yeah, back to Jane Cummins.
Um, come on.
Who, you took both stacks of shotgun ammo?
Like, what the fuck?
Yo, no prize didn't!
It's like Gabbo's name starts with a K, with a K.
It was the guy- Yeah, K!
It was not me!
No, my name started with a name, bro!
What?
What?
What?
Are you dyslexic?
There's an awkward before my name!
Oh my god, I'm dyslexic.
Do we actually wait?
Have you- Have you showed your actual name as Keith?
Is it Keith?
No, it's not.
Have you shared it or get your minds?
It's fucking all over OG all over again.
It's-
Yeah, I know.
Can you wait a minute for me to find a Keith?
It's not Keith.
I had a feeling it's not, because it's-
Wait, oh, oh me, oh me, oh me, oh me!
Oh my god, my aim is so bad right now. What is happening? Why did I go so horizontal there?
Cracked one? What the fuck is this? Oh, I was the guy here with the...
Yeah, yeah, I did crack him though. I shit on him before that though. I did shit on him.
That guy pretty hard too I altered them
I'm gonna throw this guy out the most and I don't even fucking come in for a scene
Hit him One HP, one HP in the sky
You want some?
I got two people one, what do you mean?
Wait, you guys not find the same people as me?
There's two teams.
Oh my god. I was fighting the guys over there.
I was just shitting on this team, bro.
What? I literally actually just put down so much damage.
What the fuck? Oh my fucking god.
We're playing Evil Apex, but we're actually creating Evil Apex.
He was one mosey in the shop from dying and I would have been fine.
Oh my god.
I'm so fucking over it, bro. This map I love it, but I also hate it.
I don't understand. No fight has ever started when we haven't started it for some reason.
I
Was not hitting shots in that fight
As we just pushed if I just didn't how like I didn't know you guys are pushing a different key car combo
What am I supposed to shoot them with I just didn't even know I started so was that team that was that fight there from the start
Do you guys calm was another team though? I'm confused
We didn't know there was another team.
We had another team.
But wait, but who, you guys were shooting at that team from the start?
Did you not see what I was shooting at?
No, we were shooting at your team.
We were shooting at your team and then I thought one like wrapped to the right.
Oh, okay.
And it was fucking whole, whole three men.
Okay.
Did you hear someone?
I thought I did.
We're going to this one back here.
would tell us someone's no but they didn't ADS on me I could just heard it oh that should also
just does not work i think it's triggering me
fuck ah you fucked it shitty outfit man no fade
yeah make sure you're on the spot with like you have the least amount of cover there you go
I was teabagging you now. I got you look at you with a fucking smgp k2. I mean he's actually fades disciple
Fades my disciple
At least I come back okay come back with both most amps that's kind of cool
I swear that wasn't like that last season I swear last season when I got rebooted I've having dual museums you come back
We're just one I'm so sure
I didn't need to do that.
It was bugged.
Oh, so they did fix it.
Look at me going boom.
Observing.
Paying attention.
Nice.
Weapons looking fine.
All right.
Well, the next thing I was doing was just going to shit on my mosey.
That's what I love.
Actually, don't need attachments for it.
It just doesn't matter.
Oh, yeah.
I was saying my real name is Johan.
Oh, really?
Do you say Johan or Johan?
So you say Johan.
your hand you're on oh yeah cool is that common name though I don't know that's my
mother friends with it what do you mean I don't know like you have friends with
that name I think I have a cousin with it
What do you mean he's fucking me?
What do you mean he's fucking me?
Is his name your mom or not?
He is, he is, he is.
Yeah, I do have a son of a bitch.
I mean, he's to be fair.
I've talked to him like once in my life time.
Okay, okay.
Kind of fair.
Like you believe his name is your mom too.
Alright, I'm gonna show him some of this.
Come on.
Go on towards this fucking shotgun ass and all.
I guess for my name is Aussie. I should don't know your name is was a very what's a Nebraska name?
Okay, Jim
That's my dad's name. Oh, there you go. Fuck. Yes. Hey, babe
Jim jr.
Juni would go hot. What do you think you're telling Jim juniors?
This little choke in the early way
No, I'm a- I'm a-
You might say Muhammad, I swear to god.
You might say Muhammad.
Motherfucker, there's not a single Muhammad born in Nebraska.
That would be so real.
Little like the most popular name on earth, but I know there's not one fucking name Muhammad
born in Nebraska.
I wanted to say that, but I was thinking Muhannad for some fucking reason.
It's probably way too fancy.
I'm grabbing this attachment bin and then we're gonna fuck up whenever I find this
is.
above here all right what's your what's your second guess find Jim oh me on me
on me there in this building
they take it they just took the zip we have to push up on the zip on them yeah
on the way up I'm striking it I'm going up okay I'm literally way the evac
What the fuck did it did it did it
Nice
What is B?
What is B?
1 HP, 1 HP, you should drop that
That's the one that had it here
I'm hoping it back
Got him all, all dead
Axel, wait there's an Axel
There's an RAT
There's an RAT, once, wait, okay
Okay, RAT's here
I can smirk this in 3 seconds
No, oh god, I thought you were watching the door.
Crap, crap, why aren't you...
It's just you right there.
Cracked another. She's the same skin as me! What the fuck?
No.
What is going on?
I would have won that with the Mozambes before you were watching the stairs.
She's the better bang, Lord.
No, I was shitting on people. No, I just fucking railed in that fight, bro.
I did 800 damages there. Like, I literally just 1v2ed two of them with the Mozambes.
I just shit on them.
I just did the definition of a controller player, by the way.
I hit him 99 with a PK.
He hit 375 with an R9, I pull out my R9 and hit him 65 and hit him 105, like he really didn't miss a shot.
Fuck, I'm- I'm- I'm- next time I'm not resin, it's like I get my smoke, I was like 2 seconds off, I fucking knew it.
How damn it!
I- I love the audio in this game though, I just did not hear that.
I just, like, literally heard zero audio on that guy walking all the way up the staircase, I fucking hate it so much.
Yeah, she came all the way down right here.
Up the entire leg up two flights of stairs walks up and shoots me in the side of the head
And I just do not hear a single step of it
Look at the look at the group chat
This this describes this describes us right now. Oh
Okay, wait a second. We need a hot drop and die
I didn't I didn't say 430 I checked we should leave a 345. It's 340
I
Yes, we will go down now I
Need I need the sealer though, you know what you can play that you want. I'm going to die
Yeah, hot dropping tomorrow though tomorrow. I'm 100% gonna play more there. Okay, let us fuck it straight on the load
This is gonna be like the craze. What's this like fucking everything best loot of all time and shit on everyone I
See what is your name? Coops? What is your name? Oh?
Oh, Dominic.
Oh, I would never guess that.
Oh, that's a cool name.
No K-Thon.
Dominic Toretto.
What? There's a K?
It was called Dominic with a K? What the fuck is that?
Yeah, they do CK at the end.
Oh, what's that? There's a guy down here.
He literally just jumped on it.
Well, I died. There we go.
Mission successful.
I'm lagging.
Oh, yeah, this server is not having a good time right now.
I'm the only one who followed the mission, by the way, when Annie's late, they just happened
to land on you.
I don't know why they didn't want to land on me.
See?
He said he wasn't.
It's the guy who has to go holding up his wife.
Yo, chill, chill.
I don't know why they're fighting.
None of them landed on me.
Watch this, Freddy.
Oh, my fucking gosh.
Mission successful.
Very well done, gentlemen.
Thank you for playing.
I appreciate you all.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
You guys look down and play tomorrow?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to see you snows free those books.
I do want to get some games in with snow though too because snow's been waiting so we'll figure
something out.
Alright, thank you boys.
I thought you'd soon.
Alright chat.
Peace out.
I've got family night with the fam, we're going to the city to do some cool stuff.
I won't say where because people need to be fucking weird but peace out chat.
I love you.
Thanks for sticking around for Variety Vibes.
I will be back playing Apex again tomorrow.
I'm not sure what time, probably similar time today.
I'm not sure if I'll watch scrims in the morning.
I might try and watch session one of scrims to get the Fortnite kids happy and then just
switch to Apex like after like an hour.
Peace out chat.
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