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GrandMASTER Excision with the SQUAD [!classexotic] (!gsupps !steelseries !starforge)
06-18-2024 · 9h 39m
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............................ check check check check good morning everybody
we've got the Nintendo Direct happening right now actually actually. Or about to happen.
So I guess we're going to hit that up.
I have no idea what this thing is
going to be showing us.
Guys, give me a mic check real quick
the screen is so red right now three two one um we're gonna be watching this in just a moment good god nintendo choose to dip
do something else i'm gonna just put that right there uh broncos thank you for the 10 months death
psychosis nathan with a sub as well ghost man with a subspeecher with a sub. Speezer with a sub.
Tyralin, thank you so much for the subs as well. Listen we have
our squad confirmed for
the day. Let me actually pull them up. By the way, I don't want to make anyone jealous but last night
I had 15 pounds of crawfish god damn it
i couldn't believe it i found the place here locally in florida of all places um um It was so good though. I was surprised, it was so good.
I didn't save any no
i have been trying to find crawfish around here
i have not been able to find it. And they cooked it good,
my only complaint that I have with all places
in Florida
whenever someone says
how would you like
a mild medium Whenever someone says, how would you like?
Would you would you like it mild medium.
Or or spicy.
You always want to go above your threshold. In Louisiana, I would be like,
I'll take medium level spice
but medium there is actually very spicy to most people.
Now, what that means
here in Florida
mild
is in fact
very mild. I mean it's literally in the name.
Anyways, I had actually went medium on my
different things you can put into your
crawfish and it was good
it was really really good but definitely it was lacking a bit of kick
this this is in sarasota i couldn't believe it we have a crawfish place here
in sarasota they sell it by the pound
now guys your american taste buds ain't right
what's it what's it supposed to be?
You think we like... what does Americans taste buds
like?
We watching the director?
Yeah.
That's far from Jacksonville.
Everyone say it Everyone saying spicy? I mean, things are supposed to have kick in my opinion.
Liv, you're running with us today for excision by the way.
It's been confirmed. Be ready. Don't
throw. If you throw
if you throw
I can't help you. I can't help you, Liv.
Confirm my asshole?
Oh, my God.
Mod status is literally on the line.
Don't let the pressure get to you right but i'm better be expecting some some high carry activity i had to make a decision last night.
Should I take Liv?
Or should I take FX?
I still don't even know if I made the right...
When do I not care? Okay, okay. Yeah that's true.
It was a tough situation, it was a tough decision to make!
Live all the way. It was a tough decision to make.
Live all the way.
Shazam with the seven months, thank you so much.
Snoop, thank you so much for the six months as well.
Erlal, thank you so much for the 15 bombshell with 18 months what
what are we hoping to get from today's direct what are we hoping to get from here
are we
hoping to see the next Zelda
it's not going to happen
are you hoping to see
the next console
what next console what you're expecting for 4k resolution 60 fps this is nintendo we're talking about, alright?
They already said it won't be mentioned
then why the hell am i watching this
and it didn't direct is on the way watch the live stream
focus on nintendo switch games coming in the second half of 24
24 there will be no mention that jingo switched successor during this presentation Focus on Nintendo Switch games coming in the second half of 2024.
There will be no mention of a Nintendo Switch successor during this presentation.
As!
Nintendo, what the fuck?
No mention?
Okay. no mention i guess i guess it's all going to be about the games then.
Pokemon?
Dude, Power World killed Pokemon.
I have no desire to play Pokemon games.
I've got Power World
and I intend on going back to
Power World.
Genuinely,
why
would I ever play Pokemon after
this point?
Power i ever play pokemon after this point power is dead do i love power
powell gonna be a permanent game in my library for the next two decades.
The newest Pokemon is amazing
i think i think you'll if you were
already a pokemon fan
you'll probably be excited and happy
about the upcoming pokemon games
but i don't think pokemon is better you
know um i think the ability to go But I don't think Pokemon is better. You know?
I think the ability to go out there and craft a rifle
and then point it at a
POW slash Pokemon
And Pokemon and to take that, to take that Pokemon out and then drag its unconscious body back to my camp oh
hi guys it's the Nintendo Direct. Let's see what the second half of 2024 is going to bring. oh Oh, no! I'm not going to die here.
I'm just gonna have to get out of this place.
Huh?
Luigi!
I'm sorry, but... Luigi! Oh! I'm not sure why this is so hard to get.
This is our next This is all Nintendo ever has to do, man.
They just have to do this every single time.
And I buy! I'm not sure why this is so hard to get.
The first one was a bit of an easy one, but it's pretty good.
It's also very difficult to get the last two in at once. I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can just jump on him and he'll be fine.
This is a bit of an easy one, though. uh I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can just go with what's in your hand.
This boss is pretty easy to get, but I think it's a good idea.
This is where you get the most out of the game. I'm so glad I'm not a Mario fan.
Dude, these games are a lot of fun.
Hello everyone!
I'm Shinya Takahashi and i'll be your guide for today's nintendo direct
that was the first new entry in the mario and & Luigi series in almost nine years,
Mario and Luigi Brothership.
Please look forward to a seafaring adventure that unfolds across mysterious islands as well as evolved bros moves with mario
and luigi okay let's see the first batch of headlines
bring the championships home or on the go
the thrill of the nintendo world championships is heading to the
nintendo switch system take on over World Championships is heading to the Nintendo Switch system.
Take on over 100 speed running challenges from across 13 NES games,
from lightning fast beats to action-packed battles.
Oh my God! beats to action oh my god familiarize yourself with each challenge and perfect your timing
so many games that used to beat my ass when i was a kid leaderboards you can also try more difficult legend challenges super mario brothers in one go using warp pipes.
Stuck on a legend challenge? Check out classified information for handy tips and tricks to help you improve!
Put your skills to the test in Survival Mode, where you'll race against ghost data of players
worldwide.
After each round...
Let me just say this about Mario games.
I got some people making comments about the Mario games.
Here's how it goes. You were a big fan
of them when you were kid, then you got on and into other games and stuff like that
but eventually when you have your own kids, you fall back in
love with those same Mario games.
And the new one wants to. Because those are the games
that I play with my kids, and
not that I wouldn't want them to
play Destiny or other things, I'm sure eventually
they'll get into those things, but it's really, really...
Those games are perfect
for just party stuff, party games together.
Relive the climactic alvarez empire arc from the hit anime fairy tale in this action oh my god
in the vast kingdom of fiore, Team Natsu prepares to finish their fight.
Engage in real-time battles and unleash powerful attacks that fuse different kinds of magic based on who's in your party.
Work together with your teammates to take down powerful enemies. enemies
fairy tale 2 launches on nintendo switch this winter. From Final Fantasy series creator, Hironobu Sakaguchi
and composer Nobuo Uematsu comes the turn-based RPG Fantasian.
The world is slowly being robbed of its civilization.
To restore his memories, Leo must confront an evil entity threatening all mankind!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! mankind skills are the ticket to winning battles adjust a skill's trajectory to target
multiple enemies at once you can also send enemies you've encountered
to a separate dimension and fight them later
the more enemies there are the more you can wipe out in one shot. Let us save the world together.
Phantasyon Neo Dimension launches on Nintendo Switch this holiday.
Dude, we need a new upgraded Nintendo man.
I mean, look the graphics are looking
pretty rough.
Basketball is being added as a pre-update to the Nintendo Switch sports game.
Dribble, pass, and shoot! Dribble, pass pass and shoot in two-on-two matches using motion controls.
Try out three point challenge solo and score as many baskets
as you can within the time limit.
Up to 4 players can also compete in 5 streak battle!
Besides local play, you can team up with players worldwide in 2 on 2 online matches. Bye, baby.
This free update for Nintendo Switch Sports dunks its way onto Nintendo Switch this summer. I'm going to have to go back. so so is so
this actually looks like a good game.
20 seconds left It's an array of cartoon classics. Mores.
Leap into a new update for Disney Illusion Island.
Monoff's greatest detective is solving a mystery,
and only Mickey and friends can help
in the brand-new adventure Mystery & Monoff.
Uncover hints and evidence scattered throughout the world,
then use the Dashboard to crack each case.
What big secret lies at the end?
Start sleuthing because this free update launches on Nintendo Switch later today.
Island adventures await!
Customize your character.
Then befriend Hello Kitty, Karomi
and other familiar faces in this open world adventure!
Team up with your new pals to solve mysteries and restore Friendship Island when
Hello Kitty! Island Adventure launches as a timed console exclusive on the Nintendo Switch system
next year.
That's cute, that's cute...
Let's get loony in this wacky sports game!
We play as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and more across four arcade-style sports.
Unleash the full power of Acme across iconic levels in up to four-player local co-op but watch out for falling anvils
looney tunes wacky world of sports crashes onto nintendo switch this fall what What's up, Doc?
That's all folks!
Let's see if you can be a Game On!
Emergency Meeting
New crewmate and imposter roles are being added to Among Us.
Alert others when eliminated as a noisemaker,
plant tracking devices on others
as a tracker or turn invisible
while taking out players as a phantom.
Suss things out when this free update for Among Us
sneaks onto Nintendo Switch later today!
A monster army is at your command.
This is Felicidad, a realm of monsters.
Those who command and raise them are called Farmagia
and play a vital role in the land's
civilization. Ten,
a farmagia must rise up against
the oppressive magus to
stop his vicious reign of the underworld
Raise monsters and lead them into the fight against the Magus's army, plant seeds then cultivate
and harvest them to make your buddies come to life.
They can then be trained for battle!
Give commands to your monsters and exploit enemy weaknesses in action-packed combat.
Merge all of the battle buddies in your party to call forth a giant fusion summon and wreak havoc on your foes.
Join the rebellion to stop the Magus.
Mess that rock up.
Ugh. Oh.
Donkey Kong Country Returns, originally released on the Wii system is barreling onto Nintendo
Switch in HD.
The villainous Tiki Tak tribe has sneak attacks the local wildlife and stolen Donkey Kong's
precious banana horde
Obstacles in the way just stop them
Pound him and roll on through.
Each level is filled with hijinks but they're no match for these top bananas from manic mine carts
to high flying rocket barrels
this game is Pass a joy-con controller to a buddy for two-player local co-op. Oh, nice! Nice!
80 appealing
levels are in store, including
the additional levels from the Nintendo
3DS version.
Oh!
Donkey Kong Country version donkey kong country returns hd
january 16. one of donkey kong and Diddy Kong's jungle escapades returns in HD.
Plenty of wild actions and antics are in store with these Kongs.
Next, please take a look at this!...
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.. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Journey with allies to face the Archfiend on an epic adventure.
Memorable encounters.
Perplexing challenges.
And formidable monsters await.
An iconic RPG, remade in HD 2D. HD 2D.
HD 2D, man!
Forge your own power.
Ah! Pshh... The legacy begins. Dragon Quest III HD 2D Remake
Coming to Nintendo november 14th
ac 3d coming in 2035 indeed indeed Oh, you can get one and two next year everybody! Hello, Nintendo Direct viewers. I'm Yuji Horii.
How was the Dragon Quest III video?
I am very happy to announce the release date.
And today, we announced a surprise!
The DRAWING QUEST 1 & 2 will be available in HD the 2D and 3D versions.
As for the timeline, the story begins with a series of three characters.
You can play it as you like, and there's an overwhelming development ahead.
There are also three different types of characters. Thank you, Mr. Hori.
We hope you're excited to play the entire
Erdrick trilogy now in HD
and TV.
Let's continue with more headlines.
Let's have some fun,
Coe! Say hello to... Have some fun, Co.
Say hello to Jaws?
Wait, He-Man?
Great Scott! Is that Marty McFly?
The world of Funkko is coming to life in this action adventure mashup for the ages play with more than 60 characters
As you explore locations based on over 20 iconic movies and tv shows and more My god. My kid buys so many of these!
Use special skills and crafted gadgets to explore epic worlds, each with their own unique puzzles, hidden areas and familiar foes.
Dinosaurs from Jurassic World and Cylons from Battlestar Galactica
they're certainly not toying around.
Unbox the universe when Funco Fusion pops on Nintendo Switch September 13th!
We've got a smorgasbord of spooky, silly and strategic games.
Ready for an adventure of ghoulish proportions?
Summon your courage and explore multiple mansions
filled with goofy ghosts,
tricky traps and other
supernatural shenanigans.
Luigi's Mansion 2 HD
launches on Nintendo Switch June 27.
Is this the same as Luigi's Mansion?
On Nintendo eShop.
This is the same one, right?
That's the same one, it's just an HD version
of it?
How the hell is in an HD version we're on the same console we've been at the same console for damn near a decade. How's it at......decorate your island however you'd like, and more!
Plus, up to four players in local co-op can team up
to catch special Dempa Men!
The new Dempa Men is free to play
and launches as a timed exclusive on Nintendo Switch July 22nd.
Oh, 2 is from the cube 3 is from switch I like Luigi Mansion, I've played it with Liam
It's a fun game, genuinely
Don't ask, just buy. it out with other players in online battles. Metal Slug Attack Reloaded storms onto the
Nintendo Switch system later today! Embark on an expedition of the dam
in this eagerly awaited sequel to the gothic world-like RPG.
Board your stagecoach and set off... You know what I wish
Microsoft would have done, instead of
buying Activision
and Bethesda
I wish they would have
took all that money. They would probably
need it even more than that
but taking all that money
and just bought Nintendo
and bought the rights to Zelda
and
Mario
and all those games
and just bought all those games and just bought all of those instead.
Classic titles are on the way!
Play Link's classic 16-bit adventure and team
up online to explore randomized
dungeons. Oh, is
the Bethesda play really playing out well for you guys?
Yeah? Starfield really popped
off game of the fucking year, wasn't it?
It's the remake of Samus' first adventure
in Metroid Zero Mission.
Can't wait to see what happens
with the next Call of Duty.
Plus, coming to the new Nintendo 64,
Nintendo Switch Online Mature 17 plus collection
of games.
Brave the dangerous lost land
to stop the campaigners nefarious schemes in Turok dinosaur hunter
And
Why isn't your back 10-0 Why is there throwbacks? I know, there's throwbacks. Infiltrate a corporation to end their alien conspiracy in...
Perfect Dark! Now with online multiplayer.
Daaaaaamn! Now with online multiplayer. Damn!
All four games will be available for Nintendo Switch Online Plus Expansion Pack members later today.
Set sail to save the day that was where it all started this is verona a young woman with the ability to communicate with the 1500 thank you thank you
i will take on oh yeah In this new installment in the Phantom Brave series.
Take on tactical turn-based battles, where you combine the phantoms you befriended with
objects in various ways. Combine phantoms with certain objects to maneuver them.
Combined with a cannon to attack a large area.
A phantom! Combine with a cannon to attack a large area,
A fan to blow enemies around
Or combine with Morona herself for show-stopping abilities that can turn the tide of battle. Phantom Brave, The Lost Hero launches on Nintendo Switch next year.
This one's gonna take you for a ride!
Seven arcade games featuring Marvel and Capcom characters are fighting their way onto Nintendo Switch as one collection.
Clash in X-Men vs Street Fighter, Duke it Out in Marvel vs Capcom 2 New Age of Heroes,
take down the Kingpin
and beat-em upside scroller The Punisher
and more!
Hit up Training Mode to polish your fighting skills and combos. Nintendo's actually got a really good strategy, they know these old games are going
to get you know, a certain generation
that is most likely
having children at this moment.
If not, have already had
children.
You're double hooking.
You are feeding on nostalgia
and then your roping the kids in with the new stuff
It's a pretty good strat.
No lie.
The latest game in the Mario Party series takes place on an enormous island resort.
Get ready to jump into the biggest selection of Mario Party minigames yet,
Super Mario Party Jamboree.
Nice! First, let's see some of the new boards where you'll compete
to collect the most stars.
Take the escalators to travel between floors in Rainbow Galleria.
Use ingame coins to get a star at half price when they're on flash sale, but act fast!
Ride around and stay on track in Roll-A-Roll. But act fast!
Ride around and stay on track in Rollem Raceway.
With the new Turbo Dice Island, you can move up to 40 spaces with a lucky roll.
Here on Goomba Lagoon,
the ebb and flow of the tide can change
your path. And things
really get mixed up when the volcano
blows its top!
Along with five new game boards,
two boards from previous Mario
Party games make their return.
Some mini-games are action-packed challenges.
Dude, I get stuck playing these games
more often than I should.
I literally played a game with Liam
not that long ago and all we were doing was
moving a rock up the hill.
It's simple surprisingly fun though
surprisingly fun but is it all mario characters
up to 20 players can go head-to-head online in the Koopathlon mode.
Compete against your rivals and aim for first place!
Try your best to come out on top.
Wait, there are even more new modes?
The biggest Mario Party yet will soon be underway when the Super Mario Party Jamboree game launches on the Nintendo Switch
system October 17th.
That was the latest installment in the Mario Party series,
Super Mario Party Jamboree!
With new boards, minigames, 20 player online gameplay and more.
Get ready for the biggest Mario Party in series history.
And now please take a look at this! I'm going to have to do this again. Oh shit! Damn, Link! damn link oh no look out
when you play as Zelda in this one? No. No! Hello, everyone. I'm Eiji Aonuma, producer of the Legend of Zelda series.
What you just saw was the latest installment, The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom.
This time around Link has vanished.
Now it's up to Princess Zelda to step into the protagonist role.
You might be thinking, will Zelda fight with a sword then?
Here we wanted to create a new gameplay style that breaks conventions seen in past Legend of Zelda games with a top-down perspective.
To explain more, please take a look at this video.
Stolen away. Across the vast lands of Hyrule, strange rifts have appeared and taken many people including Link. Now alone, Zelda meets the fairy Tri, receives a mysterious staff called The Trirot and sets off on a journey across Hyrule to save her kingdom.
By waving the tri-rod at a table she found,
Zelda learned how to create an imitation of it called an Echo. Once you learn an echo of it called an echo.
Once you learn an echo of something,
you can recreate it whenever you'd like!
Even if there's a wall blocking your path
You could create echoes of tables to get a leg up just like that. You can create
wooden boxes, old beds and unusual things like water blocks how you use them separately or together is entirely up to
you learn and create echoes of things you find while exploring Hyrule.
You might be surprised at what you discover.
Actually looks pretty creative! Even battles will look different.
You could pick up and throw a rock echo, for example.
Bam!
That's not all though.
You can also create echoes of monsters. After doing so, they'll
fight by your side.
Monsters have different abilities,
so choose the one you want to create
based on the situation wisdom is after all I'm about to get in the limo.
In a Hyrule without Link,
The fate of the kingdom is now in Zelda's hands.
That was that! I hope you enjoyed this demonstration of the Echo ability which channels Princess Zelda's wisdom.
There are a lot of Echos in this game! To be honest, I haven't counted them all yet.
How you solve puzzles and battle enemies will change depending on the Echoes used.
In short, we've created a game where each player's experience will be different.
The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom launches September 16th! be different the legend of zelda echoes
of wisdom launches september 26th
a nintendo switch lite system inspired
by the legend of zelda series will also
be available at launch.
Nice!
We hope you're looking forward to playing as Zelda in this new adventure.
Now, I'd like to return this moment I'd stolen away back to Mr. Takahashi.
Thank you, Mr. Aonuma!
Please look forward to the newest entry in The Legend of Zelda series.
Let's see a few more headlines.
Let loose and party on! I don't care where the people stare I'ma do me, I'm gonna die my Just dance, man. we taking over
i'm actually surprised it can run on the
switch is so we'll be messed with cause we are on top of our
game right now
we got the buzz vibes
all night
no, we will never do a dance streamer
put your hands in your hands but you just can't touch me now will never do a dance streamer.
Hey Deon, drop me a link to it.
It's the world of Horizon
in Lego form!
Join Machine Hunter Aloy on
a quest to save the world from an ancient
evil. I'm sick of Lego games, man.
I'm sick of it! D man. I'M SICK OF IT!...dive deep into the cauldrons...
climb up onto Tallnecks
and traverse other locations inspired by
the original game. But be careful
swarms of machines are lurking everywhere.
Use an array of gadgets like blast boots and gravity bombs to hunt them down!
From the nimble watchers...
To mighty sawtooths, you might even come across the fearsome Thunderjaw.
As you progress, you can help Aloy rebuild her home and customize her appearance with lots of outfits.
Oh, and you don't have to explore this vast wilderness alone! Team up with familiar faces from the world of Horizon in two-player local or online co-op.
LEGO Horizon Adventures launches on Nintendo Switch this holiday a strays journey begins oh my god it's the cat game
didn't this game almost win Game of the Year? through the eyes of a cat, separated from their family and friends.
Explore alongside a drone known as B-12 to find your way home.
Carefully climb to the highest heights, create new paths for yourself and stealthily squeeze into tight spaces.
Think like a cat to make your way through the city careful though not everyone is excited to have you slinking
around including hordes of hostile creatures ready to swarm
this looks
this looks really rough
stray finds its way onto Nintendo Switch this holiday.
That's that 360p right there.
No, Stray is a good game!
If you've ever wanted to live like a hobbit from the Lord of the Rings now
a leisurely existence nestled away in an idyllic quiet corner
of Middle Earth can be yours.
Customize your appearance,
decorate your home and settle into life in the Shire
as a newcomer to the little
haven of Bywater. You'll
befriend your neighbors, work together to solve problems and even share a meal.
Or three, explore garden fish forage and cook.
The best way to build the hobbit community is by hosting a dinner party with your homemade dishes.
Plus, you can trade with your neighbors for unique decorations or special ingredients
for even tastier meals!
Friendly hobbits and familiar faces await your arrival for even tastier meals.
Friendly hobbits and familiar faces await your arrival when Tales of the Shire launches on
Nintendo Switch system this holiday!
Investigate, interrogate checkmate this is 40 minutes of my life i can't get back two ace attorney spin-off cover we'll be doing multiple runs, but not the first one though.
Previously unreleased outside of Japan
are coming to Nintendo Switch as
One Collection.
As the prolific prosecutor
Miles Edgeworth take the case
out of the courtroom and investigate
crime scenes gather information by interviewing people
and inspecting evidence then use the power of logic to solve
challenging cases.
Enjoy all new hand-drawn
character visuals from the original series
character designer, or swap
to the original sprites for a more
classic look. Take a break from your investigation
to explore the gallery
where you'll find... The power of logic!
music, including orchestral arrangements
and more!
Past and present collide as you uncover the truth at any cost.
Ace Attorney Investigations Collection launches on Nintendo Switch September 6th.
Pre-orders begin later today, on Nintendo eShop.
Give me that 16 bit!
It's not like yesterday... A normal day. I'm sorry. And that's what will continue.
What is this? What the hell?!
Damn it!
What the... After a devastating attack by unknown assailants, Takumi Semino's life gets turned upside down.
A mysterious school mascot suddenly appears.
While Takumi manages to get out of harm's way he is then forced to enroll at the last defense academy along with 15 other students.
Their mission is to defend the school from hostile student enemies for 100 days.
An academy shrouded in secrecy...
...and the unavoidable loss of allies.
Can Takumi survive this hundred day trial
colored by extreme and despair
and return to his normal life? The creators of Danganronpa present
the 100-line Last Defense Academy,
launching on Nintendo Switch early next year.
Embark on a saga spanning generations.
A full remake of Romancing Saga 2 is marching onto Nintendo Switch.
Rule and expand the empire of Morin across multiple generations while challenging the legendary seven heroes
who have turned to darkness.
In combat, use returning Saga features like glimmers to learn skills
and formations to enhance abilities.
Turn-based battles have also evolved into timeline battles, where the action order is key.
Innovative features like United Attack can also help with strategy
and you expand your empire?
And in which order will you fight the seven heroes?
Every decision you make
will dramatically alter the course
of the story.
Safeguard your empire's future and protect your legacy from peril, otherwise
the vengeful seven heroes may emerge victorious.
Saga 2 Revenge of the Seven
launches on Nintendo Switch October 24th.
We hope you're excited to experience the full remake of Romancing Saga 3!
That's almost everything, but I on a cup, please! Easy!
Next will be our last announcement. Please take a look. The next day so so Metroid? First Person Metroid?! first person metroid so so so All right. Next year though well i thought there were games coming out this year that they're showing
bye now bye fucking Twitch. finally able to share more information about this title.
Release is planned for 2025, so please wait a little bit longer.
We hope you're looking forward to Samus Aran's new adventure.
That's all for today's Nintendo Direct.
Thank you for watching.
All right, how do we feel guys how would be rated one to ten are you guys excited
is everybody pumped it's this what we all wanted?
WEAK!
Hold on.
Well, yeah. Mario games dude. I end up buying them all
anyways not because I'm just crazy about
Mario's just
my kids
they're My kids, they got me. I gotta do it!. But...
There's so many people saying W Direct.
But as a gamer now at this point
in my life outside of zelda there's there's literally nothing nintendo offers me
zelda is literally it and i know some people are going to be like
Cross what about Pokemon
I don't give a man Power World is out
And I know you guys are like
Well Power World fell off
I don't care
Power World has given me something Pokemon never did, you know?
And so...I'm never gonna-
I am never going to play another Pokemon game again.
Didn't really have a desire much to before them but Zelda yeah I
will I will always pick up you know this oh my god let's
no let me just say this.
Baldur's Gate 3 is fantastic,
and I loved every minute of playing
Baldur's Gate 3.
But if Tears of the Kingdom
would have launched on other platforms, including PC, it would
have won Game of the Year. so God, this is such a good game man. so so so so so Zelda.
We rely on your knight and that legendary sword he carries.
Our last line of defense will be luke I beg you guys to experience this game. I know why I am here.
It's something only I can do.
Do not look away! You witness a king's revival and the birth of his new world
Literally one of the best postfights ever, too.
But you are not alone.
Ming... You are mine! Link...
You are our final hope. Link, you want to be one of the winners right? Link. You must find me.
Man, we no-lifed the shit out of this
game when it came out. I mean,
I lost... This is one of those games
when you beat it
you'll be depressed
for probably a good week afterwards.
You ever like watch the good show
it's like
some show that just shatters
you and afterwards
literally depressed? I remember beating
this game and feeling depressed
like just being like
i can't believe
it's over you know
And here's the thing
everyone is like it looks like
it runs like shit
or it looks like shit
that's when you know it's a great game
when it looks
if I voluntarily it's a great game. If I
voluntarily go and
play a game at 30 frames
per second,
you know
it must be a damn good game because listen i i don't play 30 fps for
shit if i see anything one i don't play
console games or but if i see some of this 30 fps hell. I will never go back
and play that.
Whatever new game come out,
I will not play 30 FPS games
except for Zelda.
And I think
this game would have won
Game of the Year.
It'll never happen, but
if Nintendo would have launched it on PC
with like
updated graphics, modern graphics
alongside the Switch launch
this game would have cleared. And I know this is coming from someone who
adores Baldur's skate 3. i adore it i love bg3
and some of you even commenting you've never played either one
of these so i don't know why you're even saying for either one of these so i don't even know why you're even saying for
either one of these
better sex is greater than zelda
so many people voted on BG3.
No, no, no.
This is not me saying BG3's not a good game.
But there were a lot of people that voted for BG3 that never played fucking
BG3. But Tears of the Kingdom
and a 1v1
in my opinion is the better game.
Thank you. in my opinion, is the better game. BG3
is now way better. Listen,
I love BG3.
For me the top games
are
for me it's Tears of the Kingdom
and BG3 literally right under
it.
I play both and BG3 is just better?
We all got different opinions, right? Right.
VG3 has sex? Right. right
BG3 does in fact have sex
yes
you know
yeah you know that's true Zeta has implied sex
no, doesn't even have that
life is that thing that passes between Zelda releases.
By the way, I want to point out something like...
Dude! This is coming from someone who
didn't even- Like, I didn't even play
the original Zelda games. I didn't get- You know? I didn't even play the original Zelda games.
I didn't grow up with gaming consoles or anything like that.
I would go to my friend's house and watch them play
Ocarina, but
I never played any of the previous Zelda games.
The first Zelda game that I really picked up and played
was Breath of the Wild,
and I liked Breath of the Wild a lot.
And I thought there was no way
a tears of the kingdom would be able to beat breath of water
i thought breath of wild was just too too good uh and tears of the kingdom man jesus king tears the clean kingdom cleared breath of the
wild so hard i have no desire to ever play breath of the wall that's just how good Tears of the Kingdom is.
Have you not tried Skyrim, Kross?
Of course I've tried Skyrim. What the fuck? Now, I
played Oblivion.
I played Oblivion
way before I played Skyrim. Then I played Skyrim.
So yeah. But what
context are you speaking of?
Why are you asking me if I played Skyrim before?
Dude, I have bought seven different versions
of Skyrim by this point.
I played a little bit more when, yeah.
I think we have all
bought...
How many HD remastered
bullshit versions of
Skyrim have come out over the past decade.
Only 7, right?
But listen as a die- I mean I love Skyrim so I would normally buy them.
Finally, I quit buying them because at some point it was just like
eh, is this really that much better?
Not enough to satisfy Todd. really done much better. I don't know if this
satisfies Todd.
Have you seen the Elden Ring DLC reviews?
No, I haven't. How are they? Are they good?
Hot Take Skyrim as overrated.
No, Skyrim is good.
Skyrim is good.
It's a good game. I think what Skyrim is good. It is a good game.
I think what Skyrim did...
Listen, Elder Scrolls games were already very popular.
I think what Skyrim did was it brought more people
that never played an Elder Scrolls
game into that world.
It brought more people into Tamriel
and it got them into RPGs world. It brought more people into Tamriel, and
it got them into RPGs. Because
Morrowind was way more difficult than Oblivion
in Skyrim. Oblivion was more difficult than Oblivion and Skyrim.
Oblivion was more difficult than Skyrim,
as far as
even
when it came to your
armor setups and your kits
and your subclasses stuff, things were definitely more simplified
in Skyrim but
it was more simplified probably
for a good reason because you had people
that maybe never dabbled in
Elder Scrolls games or never even played an RPG
to begin with and so
they got the experience that with Skyrim.
And so that was a great way
to onboard those guys.
Did I just say subclasses?
Oh man, talking about too much.
Resistance.
I'm Matt God of War Daywin. Ragnarok was so damn good.
I thought God of War won game of the year.
What are you talking about? I thought Ragnarok won game in the year what are you talking about i got ragnarok one game in a secure oh wait hold on no no oh elderon oh yeah I mean that's a given guys hold on game of the year winners
for the past 10 years let's take a look
let's take a look. Let's
take a look. Alright.
2014 um 2014 game of the year winner Dragon Age Inquisition you know You know,
isn't a new Dragon Age game supposed to be coming out right yeah all right so that was 2014. hold on 2015 gaming the year winner the witcher
which is great and which is great let me let me say this, the thing about
The Witcher dude
that game just keeps going
man. That game just keeps going.
The best way to enjoy the Witcher, though?
You gotta turn that difficulty
all the way up to Witcher Monk.
Alright? You gotta get in the weeds on that shit.
You know? If it
means going out there and rubbing your asshole on some grass to attract
some ghouls to that very spot at exactly 1.32 a.m., then you fucking rub your asshole
on that grass and you wait.
You get in the weeds.
That is how
you experience The Witcher.
And listen, everybody at Playstone Witcher
you run in there with normal mode and shit like
that and you're, like...
I'm...
You know,
you swing your sword around
and you don't give a fuck.
You're not playing.
You're not even worried.
You're not even looking at the damn
to see what the weakness is.
You gotta look.
Like, on Witcher mode
you gotta look.
You're, like,
this thing is weak
to silver this thing is weak to you know this type of of fluids whatever it may be
and then you know you got to play into that
that's part of the rpg aspects and so a lot of people i get comments
before they're like the witcher is born what
what difficulty are you playing on?
If you're
playing on normal,
where you don't have to give a shit about any of those
things, it's going to be more
all right 2016 game the year winner overwatch dude overwatch
man it took over dude I remember an
Overwatch came out like we were playing
it I was enjoying it um do and then
suddenly overnight man everybody was making overwatch content
and i remember sitting there like it's like making like i don't know what were we making
rise of iron that would have been rising behind the opposite
they're like making rides of iron stuff and I'm like, damn!
I should have made some Overwatch videos.
Hold on. Other games
that were in the running
it had strong competition in perform with some extremely popular games
including Titanfall 2, Doom Inside
and Uncharted 4
Wow it actually beat Uncharted 4
Alright
Very unusual to have
a multiplayer game like this
win Game of the Year, but
Overwatch when it came out man
you cannot deny it guys
It was hot
Everybody was playing overwatch everybody um and there were there
were so many you know so many people like even from just a content perspective just making content fun
to 2017 game of the year winner the legend is the other breath of the wild
i believe it man i believe it beat out horizon zero dawn super mario odyssey persona 5 player unknown battlegrounds wow pubg was in that
interesting wow pubg wasn't that interesting yeah breath of the wild is good i still think tears of the kingdom
was better than rather a while and literally every single way.
But Breath of the Wild
was a
great tee-off
for what we got
in tears.
2019 game of the year god of war yeah god of war beat out monster hunter assassin's creed honestly marvel spider-man red dead redemption wow it be that red dead redemption wow it beat out red dead redemption
i thought god of war was good i mean it was it truly was a masterpiece um masterpiece.
It was great, I mean it felt like you were it felt like a movie it's one thing it's normally some
games you'll get your like this feels like a movie i feel like i'm playing the movie but
then the gameplay will lack because it's like it's too too devoted to the cinematics something that god of war
and their developers really nailed is the seamless transition between
cinematics and gameplay the game play was solid um you know and like challenging I'm talking
like do it like a Souls game-like challenge when going up against Valkyrie depending on
the difficulty level you're playing on,
if you're playing at a high difficulty
and you're going after those Valkyries
in God of War, oh my god.
Prepare yourself.
You're about to be there for the next couple days.
It does not fuck around.
Red Dead Redemption 2 was the better movie, God of War
was a better game.
Grub Bot with the 10 gifted subs robot thank you so much man i remember monster hunter that year as well we played it i enjoyed it it was pretty good um
i don't know i i we put like 100 maybe 150 hours in and then i kind of got bored a bit but
i know monster hunter's still going still doing his thing 2019 game
of the year winner secure shadows died twice
resident evil 2 the outer world's death stranding controls super smash bros wow wow Wow. Wow.. it
is probably better
than the lineup that's the main
thing can I
just say
that I don't like secure more than any of...
Like, I think DS3 and Elden Ring clears it.
I think Bloodborne clears it.
... Sekiro is the best I have played out in ring you fucks
I have, I already told
You guys
I made it to the second boss
And I beat Bloodborne one and a half times
and I beat Dark Souls 3
one and a half times
okay
I downloaded
Dark Souls 2
and I made it to the
second, third boss in Demon's Souls.
And
I actually did
make it halfway through securing.
It just didn't it didn't look the world is supposed to invite you dark souls three said hey listen we know we're smashing your balls over and over.
But you're going to go through this pain for as long as it takes
because you are obsessed with this world.
And I did it but born did the exact same thing to me too secure never did it for me he never did
it for me secure and never pulled me in like that.
I'm just saying,
that's just my opinion.
It's my opinion
all right 2020 game of the year winner The Last Of Us Part 2.
All right so we here's the thing man
I didn't
play this.
It was 2020.
The fuck was going on in life?
COVID, I guess.
I played The Last of Us, the first one.
I never played
the second one.
But it beat out Hades,
Animal Crossing,
Ghost of Tsushima,
Final Fantasy VII Remake,
Doom Eternal.
I don't know shit about that.
The Last of Us Part 2 was great.
We may play it. Is it on PC?
Is it on PC? look I mean I'm invested
in the story
for sure i love the last of us won the first one you know so yeah
i wouldn't mind checking out 2020 game of the year winner it takes two
cute game very cute game and a great development
great great studio that one of their two beat out resident evil metroid
death loop ratchet clink psychonauts 2. 2022 game of the year, Elden Ring.
Yep.
Yep.
Beat out God of War Ragnarok.
Beat out Stray Horizon Ragnarok. Beat out Stray, Horizon Forbidden West,
A Plague Tale Requiem and Xenoblade.
Okay?
Now they're about to have a DLC come out.
Okay. now they're about to have a dsc come out
120 bosses in the other ring across that i'll be too
you know here's the thing i have to make a decision guys And I have to go with what the people want of me
Alright
It's 2022
It's motherfucking February
You know what else rolled out in February?
Witch Queen That's what the fuck else rolled out in February? Witch Queen.
That's what the fuck just rolled out, and I have to
make a decision in those moments.
Do I play Elden Ring,
a generational
defining game or do i get lost in the thickness of sabbathic
and i chose the thickness okay i chose the thickness and that's what ended up happening will we play out in ring here soon
most likely all i could say is i wish this wouldn't have...
I don't know why Bungie keeps launching shit at the same time
as Elden Ring.
Luckily, this time around
we've had a lot of time
to play Final Shade before the DLC comes out.
But Bungie's like, let's just always launch stuff
the same month of Elden Ring.
They did it with Witch Queen and now they're doing
gone in here and giving the final check
Tim I know I know.
I got to kill him.
2023 game of the year, Baldur's Gate 3.
When Baldur's Gate 3 came out in 2023 and immediately hit the ground running,
the game peak number of concurrent players
on Steam was 875,343
and received multiple
10-on-10 ratings from gaming publications
such as IGN and GameSpot.
Yeah, dude, it spot yeah dude it was such a this is such a crazy lineup yet Alan wait to
you have more of a spider-man get the
Legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom
which is such was such a juggernaut in
itself again i'm glad bg3 won its story
was very very good and the game was really, really good.
BG3 is one of... I will say this Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
is one of those games that you'll go in
you're 100%
you'll have your experience
you'll uncover all the memories you'll have your experience,
you'll uncover all the memories,
you'll have the narrative experience and it is a beautiful thing
when it all comes together at the end
and you defeat the boss
and you have all the memories unlocked.
You get that experience, it's great. But I will say
it's probably just
one-time experience and then you're probably good.
Whereas BG3
is a game that
you can return to over and over dude there's gonna be people playing this game
a decade from now Oh, I love that you could just do whatever.
You can do whatever you want.
That merchant's pissing you off kill him
kill the village gets mad because you just killed the merchants kill the village take everybody out but look out one of them may have had a
quest that was extremely important that would
have been something that helped you greatly in the coming battles
I have had those moments where I gave him
and unfortunately it is a did come it came back to fuck me board oh yeah I killed all the Harper's man I didn't know they were gonna be that
important video game D&D, which sucks.
Oh, Witcher 6? Yeah.
Yeah, like we literally got to the boss.
I got to the boss i got to the boss on that um in that area and i was needing a like i was like dude why are there there were so many enemies i mean we were surrounded by
enemies and i was like why why is this so difficult?
And I kept getting killed over and over.
My entire squad was getting wiped out
over and over.
How the fuck am I supposed to beat this?
Turns out if I had not wiped out
the village of Harpers
The day before
They would have been there at that battle with me
So yes, consequences.
This is one of the few games where
you got to experience those
consequences and it was real.
There was nothing holding your hand
like, oh
you fucked up. It's alright.
We'll save you.
Turns out mass murder is bad.
But let me just say that merchant had it coming.
She kept upping her fucking price, okay?
Every time I talked to her she would up
her prices more.
And within 60 seconds the price would go up. She would up her prices more. And I'm not even...
Within 60 seconds, the price would go up.
Okay?
So she fucking had it coming. blog I'm sure they're going to say something today about it
I was trying to sell i was trying to sell
now now here's the now here's the other question what Let me see.
I'm going to go look at Metacritic.
...... Where does it show Metacritic rankings for the year? damn dude hold on.
Okay.
Right, hold on, hold on.
So this is Elden Ring right here.
It's at a 95 right now. This is for the DLC
dang dude
Shadow of the Tree
Shadow of the Tree
is a real game
in it's own right
generous powerful and almost perfect execution it
manages to completely separate itself from outer ring that identity of its own an extremely careful
atmosphere despite a somewhat light ending and a slight imbalance in terms of bosses.
Hey, Gabe. We got our ass
beat.
Alright!
Well
RIP Destiny Man Well...
RIP Destiny, man. This would have been like
potentially the only time Bungie could've won
I don't even know how that works too
if Bungie can win game of the year or not
with the deal i'm pretty sure d a doc can win game in the year right
because like this is a dlc this is the dlc it can win game of the year correct
what so if elton ring shadow virtue is actually like literally better What? So if Elden Ring Shadow Virtue
is literally better than Elden Ring,
if it's literally better
than Elden Ring,
you're telling me
it can't win Game of the Year?
If it fucking comes out
and it is better
than Elden Ring itself.
I thought
Cyberpunk last year got...
Phantom Liberty got... Was it called Phantom Liberty?
I thought it got nominated.
Don't talk too much about me.
Drag Dragon's Domino 2 is better?
No.
Dragon's Domino 2 Is a sexy game
It is a sexy game
But it is
Shitty in the
narrative department.
I mean that story is ass.
RPG mechanics
are okay.
It'll be in a DLC category?
Oh, it's a fun game. I love Dragon Zombie 2. Hold on.
I love Dragon Zombie 2. We played a shit ton of
Dragon Zombie 2. The gameplay is fantastic.
I love the class systems, I love the world.
I think it's one of the most beautiful games
I have ever played. Just playing it
just for its...
The graphics alone man, I mean
It's a gorgeous game but
um I mean, it's a gorgeous game. But...
It had no it had no soul no soul in my opinion are these only for oh that's only from ps5
i don't want mobile.
Mobile's a part of this?
I don't...
So the top is Baldur's Gate 3
is actually at a 99 Metacruz score.
Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild
97
98 Wow, they actually put tears of the kingdom at lower than breath.
That's wild to me okay Hmm. So, our So this is showing This guys our DLC's not included
In this
I think tears the game was way better too.. Call it a day, Modern Warfare.
Archery is here! Where's the final shape?
The final shape. It got up to 95, I thought.
Oh! ah i thought it was at 95 Overwatch, right? Overwatch right there.
Did I pass?
Whoops.
Oh, there it is!
Yeah, there's the final shape.
So final shape is at 92.
Dude, that's still incredible man that's still incredible
good chip on you look at this man
this is Baldur's Gate from 1998
god damn
the Witcher The Witcher 3
Oh, Blood and Wine. That's right
Yeah
Final Fantasy in Walker.
I buy all the
Final Fantasy XIV DLCs and
I don't play any of them.
... DOCs and I don't play them, guys.
We always get caught up with some shit, dude.
It's a time commitment. Final Fantasy's a time commitment final fantasy is a time commitment man
filter 2024 only how do you filter that out?
Oh, here we go.
So for this year right now
okay
so Elden Ring
ZLC is actually sitting at the highest
at 95 um see is actually sitting at the highest and 95. um you got final fantasy rebirth desi to
the final shape what does this badge mean met Metacritic Must Play?
I noticed some of these have the Metacritic must play.
Is that where like the editor is like... boom!
Or like the reviewer's reviewers like this is the one Editors choice, I got you.
Seal of approval?
Gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah.
It's a badass seal of approval. Nice.
Oh, so you have to play Re play rebirth oh my god dude
I have to play Final Fantasy 16 DLC but I'm being told it's it doesn't mean
it happens before Climb goes off.
Dude, you got Dave the Diver at 91 right there.
Look at that.
Animal Well at 91.
Okay.
Rebirth goes on and on.
I heard that
that's actually a complaint,
but the game is too long i don't think
that should be i mean
yeah it's probably a great thing in this in today's world right
pc gamer says shadow of archery is a bigger is bigger than most full games
izaki must have been fooling our legs when he said it's not comparable to limb graph lemgrave
power road is so ass. Dude, where
is Power Road in this?
I like power road.
I think power was good in him.
Stronger child hell divers there at 83.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Powerful game of the year no power came out this year
Powell came out in January
that's George before
that's what I heard
last epoch right there
I actually like last epoch well Last Epoch right there.
I actually like Last Epoch.
I thought it was solid.
Pacific Drive, y'all remember that game?
The whole game is you driving around a station wagon.
That's literally the game.
Pacific Snooze
all right based on
what you see at the top of the list these are these are your contenders right now for gaming
i don't know how it works people saying there's no way a dlc can win game of the year all right
maybe dlc who knows but based on what you're seeing here who do you think and based on what's supposed to be coming out for
the rest of years so like what other games are coming out this year Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right wukong yeah wukong looks pretty good Assassin's Creed Shadow
Elden Ring.
First Descendant.
Alright, look man I feel like the second half of this year is going to be stacked
I feel like the second
half of this year is going to be stacked with stuff
and who knows? Who knows what's going to be stacked with stuff and who knows who knows what's gonna
who who's gonna pull it right
starfield shattered space what
surface getting a dlc
space marine 2 well that's what I'm asking what if Elden Ring
what if
Elden Ring's DLC
is literally better
than Elderman?
If this score somehow goes up to
99,
98.
Because of the DLC can it 98. Because
of the DOC cannot win
game of the year
even if it beats
its original.
There's no way
I mean the reviewer literally said
it's a huge game
like way bigger than what
the developer said
the best thing you can get is best ongoing game damn cross stop asking it's not going to change i just say why why would why wouldn't it change you know You know?
DLC is a live service game of the year category.
I don't know, man. The rules are the rules, my guy.
Who made these rules?
Huh?
Jeff?
Jeff? Did Jeff make these rules? I did cross-torn. No, what I... Here's what I'm hoping.
I was hoping that Elden Ring
Shadow of Earth Tree would win game of the year.
And, that way, The Finest Shape
can win best ongoing
game. But, motherfucker
if they're both going to be in the same category
together, Shit!
I don't think it's going to work. I don't think it's going to work.
I don't think it's going to work, man.
... you can be nominated for other things Sounds good, Cobra.
I'll cover it. We'll look at it. Hold on.
Power up is getting an update
everybody. Get excited.
Get pumped.
For my Pokemon fans, just know
Power Run
beats Pokemon's ass
every day of the week.
Thank you for watching! so uh Oh, what are these guns?!
... right RATE?! When did they have Brains? New faction and boss.
Alright, are we going to be able
to capture this guy?
Y'all remember in the bosses,
you could...
Did they patch that?
Did they end up
patching it?
So you could go...
This was a crazy glitch.
If you went outside and you let the guards attack you, okay?
And then you go inside of the, I don't know, what was it?
The tower or something like that,
the temple where the main world bosses
were and then you don't attack eventually the boss will get it quick attacking you it was some weird
thing we would do oh man and then you would sneak up behind the boss
he would hit in the back
And then you could capture the boss
The actual
boss
Um The actual boss.
I'm curious if we could do that here.
You got all the bosses? So, if you captured the bosses do you
still have them you still have
them in your world
I'm never giving up my room
if that's the case I actually
have a couple of them.
I still have my bosses? Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah. They didn't patch that out?
Hell yeah. Somebody's gonna have to figure
out how to cap this guy.
Look, I love Power Room.
I know we don't play it anymore.
It's not that we don't want to.
It's just time commitment has been elsewhere.
But I think...
You know, I think this game is the best of so many different things.
I think it's a better Pokemon game.
I think it's a better
Minecraft game. I think it's a better
overall survival game.
I think that it's it's uh it's just a and I haven't even tried out the rage or
anything so I'm I can't really say for certain how that is but it's cool that even exists
didn't cope it is even exist. GigaCoke? It is, dude.
It is. Let go of
Pokemon. Let it go.
Okay?
It's not 1999, 1998
anymore.
I go back and
watch even just a few
episodes of Pokemon. How the fuck did I
used to sit down and watch this shit?
At one time in my life, I used to think that this was good.
It's an art with Pokemon? Actually, that's what it is.
You guys better?
I'm 35 and still play every Pokemon that comes out?
Listen, yeah.
I mean...
You know, Pokemon
is like...
It's so much
more tame than this, you know?
Dude, you're building... this.
You're building your crib,
you go out in the world,
you make weapons,
you
beat down pals,
you bring them back here.
You put him to work.
You find their attributes like hey
you're good at mining
you're going to mine
every day of your life
and you're gonna eat nothing but berries okay
and the best I could do is roasted berries
And then your village blossoms because of this strategy.
And before you know it,
you've got this whole city that you're surrounded by
and you just couldn't do that with pokemon you know
i just
i just don't how can i go back to pokemon when i experience this i just can't is it possible you cannot exploit Pokemon yeah exactly and so therefore it is a shit game.
Now if Pokemon gets an update in the future where I can tell fucking Pikachu
to get out there
and chop some fucking wood
and start a damn fire
and get to cooking,
then maybe I may pick up
a future Pokemon game.
But I... but I you can't do that it just doesn't translate
yeah Yeah, oh yeah that's right. And you can mate pounds.
And look here is the beautiful thing about it.
You don't have to mate the same
pals together, you know? You could take
this huge mega-pal and
mate it with a sheep.
And who knows what you may create out of it?
I mean,
you're like cross splicing things back and forth
and boom! you come across
something amazing.
And now you got this
super power. everybody thinking this is sick keep in mind they get cake okay you
literally give them cake so it's not like they don't get anything out of this.
You're not just making them go in there and do the dirty, right?
And cakes actually take a while to make unless you've got somebody with high tier cooking.
All the people who trash at Pokemon clearly don't play vgc
pokemons pokemon is poop man it's poop shine
i don't play any of those games because i don't play shite games last time pokemon was good was pokemon go that was it that was its last hope unsubscribe this liar
but go wasn't even good? Yeah, but it did define 2016. Pokemon Go was wild
man. Everybody was crazy!
Pokemon Go accomplished something that no other game was able to accomplish.
It made us go outside.
Wow!
It was a scary time, but we did it.
We went out there and braved the world
Even the people in the army were going crazy with it.
We left house parties to drunkenly walk home
to catch Pokemon.
You play Remnant two second DLC I did not
I don't know I'm excited for power guys I like Power World a lot
uh I think I love that they're continuing to update and we did an entire video breaking down the history of
the development studio and it's
such a good story dude. Their whole
story man and like
how they got started and how they you started the guy literally
the CEO
literally sunk all his money
into this project
I'm happy to see them succeeding
and
I don't know, Power World
is going to be a game that I'm probably
going to go back to. It's a good field game, man.
You feel like you're making good progress on it
and you've got these various
different roles you can make your own.
Look at a game like Minecraft.
Sure,
Minecraft's had some things added to it
over the years but
for the most part, at least for myself I have played like base Minecraft and really
nothing else outside of that. I've been playing bass minecraft now hot damn for a decade so if based minecraft can continue
if power continues to get updates i think powrot's going to be just
just fine it's gonna be a reoccurring game for myself
minecraft still the goat how dare you look i'm again if i wouldn't
be playing it for the past 10 years but i didn't think it was a good game
you know that's what i'm saying what i mean though is like
i to this day will still pick up and play base minecraft We'll still load out a world
me and the kids
you know
I build my little dirt house
to start off with
And, I let my kids get killed overnight and yeah I'll keep you know I'll keep doing that modern Minecraft Minecraft is so much fun. Yeah, modern, yeah.
As is tradition indeed.
A powerful creative will go hard a power roll creative
would go hard that
would be yeah that
would prove one I
don't know what you
mean how many things
you can be creative
with like Could you just
literally spawn in as many pals
as you want? Do you break the damn game,
I suppose?
But I like these games
for the survival aspects.
Creative for me has never been something I got
heavily invested in because
again, what I like...
I love the exploration. I love
getting new loadouts, getting new weapons and then diving into the depths of the unknown
And try to find whatever goodies are down there. Those are my favorite
Creative to me has never really been my thing
someone says you do they do have power creative you just change the modifiers oh
okay thoughts on dune Awakening?
I don't know, man.
I hope it's not just something that's trying to take advantage of the hype around
Dune right now and it's actually good.
Actually, I think we got a thing with them. I actually,
I think we got a thing with them. Yeah. Let's see. I don't know.
Yeah, I hope it's good.
Game has got a lot of hype around
i don't know what kind of game like i mean you can go full-blown rpg Let me look at Dune Awakening.
Oh, there's gameplay of it up open world survival mo
we'll look at it.
Chat,
let me run to the restroom real quick.
Dude, I heard that
Star Wars Acolyte is getting the worst reviews of any Star Wars ever.
I haven't watched it.
Give me just a second guys.
Let me run to the restroom real quick................................. Come on, Jack....................... I'm here.
Is this show, does this show gameplay?
Yes, I am back.
Massive fan of survival games and
Dune? Oh, it's Traff!
I'll admit to being a bit skeptical
about an open world survival game that takes place on the famously
barren planet of Arrakis. But after an hour long presentation of the upcoming Dune Awakening,
those concerns have disappeared entirely.
Based on the hands-off showcasing of what's to come
when this MMO survival game hits early access later this year,
it certainly appears that developer Funcom
has taken their hard-won learnings
from the underrated Conan Exiles
and applied it to this ambitious multiplayer world
set in one of sci-fi's most beloved galaxies.
Whether it was
the impressively detailed character creation options,
intricate RPG systems filled with skill trees and craftables
or absolute insanity of trying to outrun a shy halude or escape a massive sandstorm.
Dune Awakening appears
to be on track to become the sci-fi
survival game I've always
dreamt of, and I cannot wait
to get my hands on it.
Arrakis is a taste. All right grab any gameplay, I mean raw
game play
How do you make a survival game set in an utterly desolate wasteland of sand?
Well, according to Funcom the answer lies in the hidden spaces of Arrakis.
Described in Frank Herbert's novels,
these hidden pockets of shade and refuge
are home to life and microbiomes
that will be altogether
unfamiliar to those who have only seen the movies
but Dune Awakening hopes to lean pretty heavily on their existence
to fill the massive desert with things for players
to do, whether that be finding a pocket of shelter
to build a basin, delving into a cave that's home
to hostile creatures
or taking down remote enemy bases
in search of loot and resources.
In fact the wide
open empty spaces filled with hot
sand might be more of an asset than a hindrance, as it allows for
heatstroke mechanic where players are punished for spending time in direct
sunlight with some pretty devastating debuffs.
Meaning players will instead need to dart from shelter to shelter battling the
elements as they explore the world and its many hidden spaces. Combined with the forever game of The Floor is Lava that is dodging sandworms of Arrakis,
players will need to remain on the move constantly and develop strategies for managing their water
reserves, protecting against heat, and of course engaging in a never-ending struggle
for all important spice. In one leg of the demo, players work
together to claim a massive deposit
of spice while keeping an eye out for
ever looming threat of the shy halud
drawn to their activity in the desert
only to be unexpectedly overwhelmed by a sandstorm instead which swallowed them
and their precious cargo along with them. In another section, the group of players worked
together to infiltrate a high-level facility filled with rare materials
and dangerous enemies, making sure to harvest the blood of fallen baddies to replenish their
rapidly depleting water reserves. Before the demo I had a lot of questions about how a Dune survival game would even work without becoming extremely monotonous in short order
but by the end, I found myself wondering why in the heck someone hadn't made one sooner.
Seeing all the clever ways Dune Awakening plans to make
brilliant use of Dune's unique lore, made me a believer."
You know i guess when you think about it
survival does make sense
because
given the atmosphere, given
the environment
yeah.
I think the other side though, could there be a case where we would have just had maybe not a survival game,
and just gone full-blown story-driven RPG.
Like could we have gone that route?
Because yes it's going to be cool to go out here and collect spies.
Create your fortress.
I'm assuming you're going to be able
to make a fortress eventually
that maybe won't be at risk from the the worms it should be an mmo
what's a it's a isn't in a survival MMO
oh let's just say right here or actually what what's whatune awakening supposed to be?
Yeah, Destiny's out.
Cross, have you seen the movie Dune?
Oh yeah, I've seen Dune 1 and 2. Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Survival MMO.
Yeah, so
I'm curious mmo yeah so um
now i'm curious to see how the mmo aspect is supposed to play in this because
do we do even do we have survival mmos most survival games are single-player games you can have you can have co-op experiences but do we even have like what it fallout 76 is considered a survival mmo h1z1
russ
okay is there going to be player versus player?
By the way, some of those games we confuse like... Okay.
Yeah.
MMO is a...
In my opinion, MMOs very loosely use.
Okay?
They did show a huge battle with players in the Trellis.
Yes, they will have Pvvp and do an awakening
mmo meaning so when i was a kid
i thought mmo meant like hundreds if not thousands of
players. Like when I was a kid, I thought
like an MMORPG, like
World of Warcraft, RuneScape
you know
um
Final Fantasy XIV, you know what I'm fancy 14 you
know what I mean like
that that's what I
that was originally
when I thought of
when I thought of an
MMO now
my my opinions on
it has changed a bit
because I know that there are
games
that definitely are live
and they have
MMO aspects to them.
And I saw the term being used for those as like MMO light.
Because, you know, games that you can
immediately, you know, interconnect
with other players and especially like
interconnect with players
in a public way
like you're in
a public setting
and you come across
other players
that are also doing things.
But yeah,
MML used to be 10 years ago or more with like hundreds plus in a given role. It's massive multiplying. Right?
Although this is a cool
looking game,
and we're going to continue watching this. The other thing
that I would have actually
liked is...
Because I love the movie so much,
I wouldn't have mind
just having a narrative experience
playing in Paul's shoes.
You could start literally from
the first Dune
in training there
and I guess a lot of the
game beats would walk
with the movie beats
and the story beats
from the books
but
that'd be cool
I like the movies enough
That I would want to experience it over again
Is what I'm saying but in game form
They could have picked a story from any of the books.
I know they don't want to get ahead, though.
Obviously you don't want to get out there
and like get into Messiah stuff.
Dude, the movie,
The Game. dude the movie the game
but then i guess in some ways you can get into a situation where you
you outrun the narrative. Because like, Paul has very little connection with...
Well not a little connection but
little experience with The voice. At least
portrayed from the movies, right?
In the first movie
it was shaky there
in the beginning. Whereas if we
went full-blown force unleashed on this bitch
and were breaking
mountains with our voices.
That comes back to the developers
and how they situate things.
May I knife, chip, and shatter
I fucking love the guy who played
um, who was the
guy in the 1v1 in Dune? We're gonna go watch
that in just a second. God, it was so good!
Beyond the major things Dune Awakening aims to get right,
The demo also included all these little details that took my hype to the next level.
Like how they showed off an incredibly detailed character creation engine
That included things like choosing your home planet and
origin to decide some of your starting traits, and aspects of your appearance. Or how the
in-depth skill trees and crafting system
allowed you to drastically augment your play style
from a telekinetic mentalist
with a bag of supernatural tricks
to run and gun soldiers
with a bag of high explosives.
As someone who has spent a good deal of time with the Dune tabletop RPG,
dreaming up characters I'd like to portray in that universe, this looks like it'll scratch
an itch I've had for decades and I absolutely cannot wait to get my hands on it when it
hits early access later this year arrakis is a test few surviving But the humans that do...
Awaken!
For more, check out our recent previews of Zenless Zone Zero.
You know...
I don't know man. I'm still...
I love you Trav.
I love you.
I just...
I'm still not sold man.
I'm still not sold on it.
I need to see game play here's what i hate about survival games uh and and this is someone who has you know we've been playing more and more in the survivor genre.
I find that the games initially
start off difficult,
or you'll get through the initial waves
you'll have to maybe make it
through the 9th or something like that
but then
it just falls off after that
and then you can literally, you just brute force your way through everything and then you can literally you just brute force your way through everything
and then survival games just kind of become as the further i progress
they just become bland it's become bland to me
part i hate about survival games is surviving porn no that's the thing like that's the initial hook
and then it gets to a point where it just doesn't even matter but i mean if it's gonna have pvp maybe Maybe.
I'm trying to find some gameplay of it real quick, guys....
...
Nobody's got raw gameplay this
all right so this this this thing says 12 minutes of game playing 4k all right so
the gameplay we've already seen.
I'm out, baby!
The same clips... Seems like everybody's working with the same stock footage.
Yeah, it's all the same clips.
Hold on, hold on, actually... so
so I'm going to have to do this again.
I'll just go ahead and get the key.......
...
...
Oh.
Upcoming open world survival MMO
Game throws you into an unforgiving desert landscape of Arrakis, the only source
of the spice. I'm there. Okay. It's all the same shit. Nobody's got gameplay. All right.
Again, though.
I'm willing to give it a go and see what it's like
But I would have also just loved it
if it was just a full-blown narrative experience.
By the way, this is going to be some spoilers right now
and if you've not watched Dune 2, click away
now.
If you have
not watched Dune 2, click away now.
I'll be back. Give us six and a half minutes.
This shit is fantastic.
This guy when we meet you. Cousin? Cousin!
This guy, man, let me tell you something.
Anybody that shaves
their eyebrows off for a role
that
is committed
right
you wouldn't be the first Raj if I killed.
May thy knife chip then shatter.
May thy knife chip and shatter.
I fucking love it.
He doesn't quite
know what he's saying to him.
He's like, oh that's a cool thing
to say before a fight.
That's awesome but
it's actually like a straight up shit talking.
That's shit talking.
Jesus! that's like that's low that's talking uh ah uh God! She's your pet? okay Any special attention for the pet? Dude, there's so many moving pieces man tell me movie pieces uh oh
everybody shoot man everybody's shot Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm!
Hmm. hmm I Okay, so I will say when watching this
for the first time,
I was like,
what the fuck?
How...
This is like, how
do you that? You know what I'm saying? What would i like
i'm still wondering how the fuck it happened.
I mean, like...
Dude!
Step.
I got a pen.
I'm stabbing it.
I grab pin.
Imagine this is a sharp ass fucking knife
so slicing my fucking hand
and somehow I
turn it
and stab... How the shit did that just... somehow I turn it and stat-
How the shit did that just happen?
As it is written across, uh
no. Actually if you go from the books
Fade
didn't even stand a chance against Paul
Paul beat that ass
and played with him, toyed with him
And the only reason why fate even had
even slightly a chance
is because of the poison.
This
was for Hollywood. Is the knife from his abdomen? Hold on, let's see. Okay look at the hill. hmm
it is a different help ah for no. Ah!
Oh,
that makes more sense now.
Yeah, but in the books this guy stood no fucking chance.
In the books this guy stood
no chance. He got his ass beat
and Paul literally toyed with him
and could have killed him at any moment.
Ah! him at any moment. Best part of the whole movie right here.
Best part of the whole movie right here. Best part of the whole movie right here. He's not a kid! Uhhh... He's not a kid!
He's not a kid!
He's not a kid!
He's not a kid!
Look at Best Part of Home Earth.
He's not a dude uh hmm You should have believed. You chose the wrong side.
Side?
You of all people should know there are no sides reverend mother That's really true man
she
the only reason why they even
endorsed Fade
it was a
it was a
contingency but it was a contingency,
but it was also to make
Paul into what Paul needed to become.
. needed to be gone. so I fucking love this.
The fuck down there?
... so He should have used the voice.
That's what makes this even more powerful
is that
he's not.
You see what I mean?
Had he used the voice,
it would have lost meaning.
But to willingly
make someone
bend the knee willingly
that's way more
powerful. Plus he didn't need to
That's true
Oh, he does he does yell at um man that scene where he yells that what's her name oh my god
that was pretty wild
Zendaya
is pissed
I think
a lot of people were like
the way Zendaya was
wrapped in this was garbage. Dude,
the book was garbage. Not
the book but the way
they handled Zendaya in the book
Zendaya's character and...
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Zendaya's character
in the book.
Doesn't she just like
go, fuck yeah, that's
fine? You need to
marry this other... Sure, that's fine.
You need to marry this other chick.
I got where I'm coming from.
I think Zendaya's response in the movie
is a lot better. I think it's appropriate.
For those wondering what
he's talking about the we say the voice
this is the boys of consider which are his
loss consider what you're about to do Paula traded all the trade is silence.
Abomination.
Yeah, you damn right.
The Imperium.
So he was what so um oh woman here who been pretty much running the show man
behind the scenes playing political games hit it with the science now here's the thing. Is Paul Atreides really going to be an abomination?.. is destiny 3 no no
the benedict
benedict benedict faction is what inspired star wars the Bene Gesserit
faction is what inspires Star Wars Jedi.
Sith Lord, you know what?
I read it the other day and I couldn't
believe it but supposedly
supposedly Star Wars ripped off Dune. Didn't took inspiration didn't, took inspiration
didn't rip it off
100% did
but Harry Potter ripped off Star Wars
how the fuck did Harry Potter rip off Star Wars
like Spelliamus
in Star Wars.
Dune is the OG of sci-fi a lot,
comes from Dune.
Okay. A lot comes from Dune.
No Lingardia Leviosa?
I didn't hear anyone
say Avada Kedavra.
This is Sci-fi Bible. Yeah, I mean
just the naming structure. Dune Messiah
So yeah.
But no, that was the fantastic thing. Dune is a great movie guys
Dune 1, Dune 2
It hurts my soul to see people not appreciate
those movies
I find them to be
great,
great films man.
Defining films
and I feel like in the places that it did deviate from the books,
I feel like it did good. I think that it actually,
I think the producers did really,
really good with it.
Yeah. is the witness Harkonnen fuck dude he actually kind of
yeah
could be man dude he actually kind of yeah
could be man
doing this to sci-fi what Lord of the Rings is to fantasy.
Game of Thrones
is greater than Lord of the Rings?
Game of Thrones is greater than Lord of the Rings. Game of Thrones is greater than Lord of the Rings,
but it's greater than Lord of the Rings
and it's so weird.
I can watch Lord of the Rings
with my children.
I cannot watch Game of Thrones
with my children.
Lord of the Rings I will say
Lord of the Rings trilogy
is still some of the best
films ever
um I still remember being i remember being a kid watching twin towers with
my dad man and getting so damn hyped
I Mean the two top was the two towers
my bad guys
my bad
insensitive
yeah Insensitive.
I didn't, yeah...
It's nothing to do with 9-11 My bad my bad um but since that trilogy I man I mean Lord the rest of the Lord of Rings stuff's been
alright.
It hasn't
been as terrible as people made it out to be.
I feel like a lot of people are like, oh my god,
it's so
but it hasn't it has not reached uh what the trilogy reached Game of Thrones is really good, but let's be real.
The fucking final season of Game of Thrones
sucked ass.
Um... Yes. we just pretend that season didn't happen
but let's be real it fucking happened
and you know what?
Here's the thing.
Is no one going to get mad like we're literally in
the prequel
of Game of Thrones.
We're in the House of Dragon,
which I am a big fan of.
But dude, is no one pissed off that George RR Martin has not finished?
We just all accept it?
We're just like...
Alright, yeah.
Prequel.
Let's do a prequel.
I guarantee you, George
he has finished it.
He has fucking
finished it. It's sitting underneath
his mattress
and he's going to die one day and that's whenever it's going to be released
oh he did assist without a ring that is true yeah no I'm telling you guys.
It's fucking sitting under his mattress
at his house.
He knows it.
He fucking knows it.
He's doing prequel stuff, messing around
and he's like
I don't want to deal with
either the glory or the backlash.
He dies
doesn't fucking matter.
Book releases all of a sudden, oh my god,
he actually finished it and if
it's great, that's just
going to amplify things. Oh my
god, the greatest author ever.
If it's terrible, what do we do?
What do we do?
Shame a dead man?
Huh?
Like George sucked.
Well he's dead now, asshole. you see what i'm coming from it's a win-win
it's a win and really is a win-win
seeming he puts out a book as big as his every 20 minutes
that's not necessarily exaggeration but yes stephen king does in fact he writes a lot. Well, I mean, yeah, when you're already that wealthy
it's all about legacy, right?
And the other side of things maybe wonders...
Maybe he is in a situation where he has not finished writing it.
And maybe he just doesn't know what to do. I'll hide hide it down i feel like he can close that
my man had no problems with the red wedding close that out
and so i feel like he's already closed it up i feel like he's already closed it out.
I feel like it's done.
I feel like it's written
and I think
it's just chilling at his house. He's going to die
then you're going to see it.
... he's gonna die then you're gonna see it now yes if he came writes a lot it writes a lot um he actually lives right here
in Sarasota
or close to Sarasota
and
you'll catch him all the time
he'll be walking up
and down
the beach
and he actually talks
into his ipad
and i guess he does like some sort of maybe it like dictates like maybe
like whatever he talks into it translates over to
text or whatever
but yeah i'm black for the three months that you saw But yeah.
Sam Black for the three months, thank you so much.
This is Wallpaper engine on Steam. Brandon Sanderson is the new fantasy goat?
I'll write that down then. I'll write that down then.
I'll write that down.
Brandon Sanderson
Brandon Sanderson, these nuts.
He's a real author.
Okay, good stuff.
Just wanted to make sure.
He's real? Awesome.
Yeah, I'll check him out. Trauma. traumatized dude I always have to like
literally everything you guys say to me
I have to run it through like a filter
I say it and I go at these nuts
right afterwards and I'm with these nuts right afterwards. And I'm like, all right.
You passed the test.
It's good.
I've got it already.
Go running.
Mm-hmm.
All right. Mm-hmm. Tim, why would I want to watch this?
Why would I want to watch Diablo 4?
I like Diablo 4. I like Diablo 4, actually. But I don't...
I have no desire to play it. Lichen?
Get a book called
Lichen?
Okay.
Oh, you mean
Licken. Licking these nuts?
God dang it, dude.
Can you see what I'm talking about?
My god, man.
Just when I think we're having intelligent conversations. Yeah. Uh, yeah I'll take him out though
yeah but that's my assumption on George RR Martin
the episode this past week for House of Dragons
is pretty good.
A lot of setup,
you know?
And I think if you
can watch... You know, if you can get past all the cousin fucking...
The whole preserving bloodline thing was really weird.
Bye. How common was that?
Like, literally...
Like, historically.
How common was that
to preserve...
Do they really think
preserving bloodlines like that was the best way to go?
It's very common. God, it's very common god that's terrible
it's so risky
it's so risky
when like mother nature itself literally stops,
like literally says no.
I mean you should,
it's like cannibalism.
I think in there like something that happens like like if you if you eat a certain part of human brain it's uh it actually is toxic and poisonous to you.
I mean, look. i mean look any anytime mother nature says no
you might want to just listen don't eat other people
fuck your sister wow
look at the Spanish King Charles II. I bet you're also second, I think. Oh wow
Charles was born in St. James Palace
On the 29th of May 1630
His wife...
Oh, hold on.
I don't want to read this. Yeah.
No, it's...
But Game of Thrones is really good.
Game of Thrones is really is really good gaming is really really good
and i mean who doesn't like dragons too you know dragons is kind of a shoe in
you know I
like
I mean
I don't even
were dragons
were they real guys i don't even know i mean we're dragging were dragons
were they real guys were they real or was it just some leftover dinosaur you know
is that enough a lot of cultures though that mention dragons a lot you know what i'm saying a lot of cultures have
their version of dragons right A lot of people,
oh what's that? People actually did their eyes as T-Rexes more akin to
what we depict as dragons?
Well, hold on.
I mean, that would be terrifying.
I mean, T-Rex is already
based on
what we think they look like.
Imagine them fuckers with wings.
Oh my God.
So the good shit my man they were real and they were dinosaurs
you they were dinosaurs. I don't know about the fire part.
I could take a dragon?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, man, at one time humans we fucking
we got shit on and one times we were at one time we
were at the bottom of the food chain man i mean times were rough.
I'm glad I didn't live back then.
You know?
What a time it was.
Start at the bottom oh man and like to be by all accounts I mean
we kind of suck when you think about i mean talking about
base base our base skills kind of suck ass you know we got no fur
or claws or Our claws are shit.
Our teeth are shit.
I mean,
we can't exactly run super fast
we're not exactly you know i guess we're quick enough
we suck in water um but man we got these fucking things dude
that was a game changer.
These things... some pretty decent eyesight
and that changed,
that changed the game.
Our brains?
Yeah,
but our brains weren't big
to begin with.
I mean it was
we had an okay brain you know
we could just manipulate things in the role i mean having thumbs made a big difference. And I think
having to rely on each other
made even the bigger difference.
Whereas some of your apex predators out there,
they don't rely on shit, man.
They walk around, they eat their shit
they every now and then
and they keep doing their thing you know what i mean aliens made us.
Who knows man? The stoned ape theory?
What is the stoned ape theory?
The theory claims that a transition from Homo erectus
to homo sapiens in the cognitive revolution was caused by
the addition of mushrooms oh so psychedelic mushrooms specifically the mushroom
psilocybe humanists humans into the human diet around 100,000
years ago using evidence largely based
on studies from Roland L. Fitch
yeah man I can believe that
absolutely I'm sure can believe that.
Absolutely.
I'm sure it all plays a role,
but
I'm sure psychedelics made a big difference.
If I was an alien species
out in space and I was like, you know what?
I'm going to come check on this planet
in another 100,000 years.
Let me just drop
off these shrimps real quick.
That's what the fuck happens.
We'll come back.
And you know, that could have exactly
been what took place.
Everybody
started getting
really fucked up.
Seeing some stuff, next thing you know they come back with iPhones. Not that.
Oh, you know they came back to some shit, right?
They probably fucking came back.
They're like... They probably called in
to the fucking mothership and was like
Hey, yeah.
So listen
You know the shrooms I dropped off like 100k 125k ago well these got nukes now
i don't know how it happened i mean the the ones that drop them
they were just supposed to get like
running water and
electricity
and fuckers
They got all kinds of stuff out here right now
I don't know who took it, they gave it to the smartest guy
the smartest one which is normally
not the one that eats the shrooms
and that man ran with that shit.
It could have happened just like that.
There could have been a...
There could have
been a damn
caveman
Einstein, and if he caveman Einstein.
And if he was the one that took
the firm, holy
shit!
GG? That started it. Have you heard of the zoo hypothesis? I have not. What, are we in a zoo right now? I gave them insurance now they're eating ass
he invented the wheel.
Mushrooms are being studied heavily in Michigan right now
across their study on the positive effects
they can have on those severe PTSD and Alzheimer's?
Yeah, I heard there's ways you can reverse
addiction you know III heard there's ways that it
can rewire your brain in a way where even if you are chemically dependent upon something,
certain psychedelics can actually cure your addiction.
And you know, there's a reason why people in some ways like if you look at the Bible or you look at any spiritual texts
A lot of them go through a period of starvation. they they tried to reach this plane a lot of it has to do with
fasting right and they will have you know they will they will have some sort of altering experience that will change their
perspective on something and sherms in some way you know also presents that
yeah yeah i can't go long with that i
can't
i went like you know i've gone a period of time without eating before
there's no different colonoscopy but dude you know seeing some of those people that they go
like because they're trying to reach spiritual
enlightenment, they go like
two weeks and they ate leather.
What the fuck?
I know fasting is supposed to be really good for you. It's supposed to reset your body in a lot of different ways.
And I will say whenever I went 24 hours without eating a single thing
had my colonoscopy.
My body...I mean, it sucked.
It sucked ass 24 hours doesn't sound long
but you actually felt
good afterwards. I felt good. How do we go from doing the fasting?
This is what happens in this stream all
the time man we just jump from somehow random topic to a random
topic turn on some music music
oh my god my insides are so clean getting ready for my colonoscopy know, they give you the laxatives
and...
you will blow everything out
Everything you thought Things you didn't even know were in there.
It will clean you out better.
I mean it's like your insides got power washed
and with such tremendous
force too.
You will shit water out of your ass
and mock fucking Tim.
And you'll do it all night long.
But afterwards,
you will be so clean...
... so clean what am i running today live i'm running probably a titan over the soon get tired now but soon oh not in the moment the moment is terrible you know
sleep you keep waking them in, you shit yourself pretty much.
But
but you feel
it's when you get it all out of your system
and you're like wow
that's maybe the only time in your life
that you feel
that clean
like like thank you guys so much for the subs man i see it all much love to you fellas much love which is going to be here a harder grandmaster excision or legend onslaught
i don't i don't and gm excision's gonna be a weird one i can't gauge that one guys guys. We're doing Grandmaster Excision today.
We'll be probably starting off with it
today.
I honestly don't know.
It's a completely different
animal. It's a 12-man activity.
I have no idea.
It may be, you know, manageable.
It may be stupid hard.
Joe Bob with the 10 gifted subs.
Joe Bob, thank you so much for the big 10.
Is it matchmaking?
I don't think it's matchmaking, no.
If you do it flawlessly some subs will be gifted?
Oh! So if I don't die
Are you saying that if I don't die are you are you saying that if i don't die okay okay good good
and we'll put an eggplant bed in right now will Will I die during Grandmaster
Excision?
Dude, that's so fucking tough, dude.
You know I'm gonna die.
Bet on live dying?
We can do that but we definitely throw we could definitely living it easy money i'm gonna camp in the back, dude.
I'm going to lay low.
But even if I do that,
I think I still might get killed.
I feel like,
I don't know.
I don't know.
Am I high behind Benny.
Benny and love.
I'll hide behind Benny and love.
Is the full wipe count
what do you mean like if we all want for the bet oh i don't even know where actually better I'm going to help you.
You can just ride on Kida's shoulders.
Damn right. Big big broad shoulders i'd grab onto them any day by the way y'all let me know when the patch notes drop we're supposed to be getting some patch notes here soon
it is speculated that the exotic class item dupe
is about to get nerfed, patched.
We shall see.
You feeling a squad?
Yes, our squad is going to be Binning, myself, Frostbolt, Mac, SerDee, Mr. Fruit, Zikey, Shadow, Yellow, Peekup,
Strasburg and Liv. That's what I'm saying we've got the squad the squad let me tell you something grandmaster night falls day one raids whatever
whatever may be
there's no better person than Sir D
my man comes in
he's locked in
he's done he picks the mechanics within seconds Maybe the most goaded crew imaginable.
Dude, it's going to be so hectic, dude.
I feel like...
Gap, gap, gap, gap. Gah! I feel like we needed Sir D in the day one raid fourth encounter
he would have figured that
shape shit out
15-20 minutes
I'm actually curious to see how many of us are going to die on the boss
plague. And with it being GMs, we're gonna have
limited reves soon. oh yeah don't forget the
goat
jay papa
those guys are nuts man Papa? Yes. Papa.
Those guys were nuts, man.
They were hysterical. I had such a good time playing Pantheon with them.
Just watching them figure stuff
out and stuff.
Signed for the 13 months, thank you, thank you.
I'm assuming champs are going to be wild in this.
Yeah.
Well,
I thought about going in there with an Abbey and lead build and just suspending things over and over.
But
I don't know.
I'm going to play it by ear.
Felwin, thank you so much for the get-to subs.
I've got a couple builds.
I just hope we're not going to have any issues getting into it
because yesterday I was trying to load in with a 12-man team and we were... i just hope we're not gonna have any issues getting into it because like
yesterday i was trying to load in with a 12-man team and we were
we seem to be having some problems so i've got i've got contact
i got i got kind I got contact.
I wish I had contact and severance,
but that's fine. Okay. I got a
Horfrost and Alpha Lupi too.
Which is not bad.
Now the this is not bad now the other thing i could do the other thing i could do
i can roll in there with ursifuriosa and just block literally just block at all times.
I really wouldn't be doing anything else,
but I literally could just sit there and
be blocking for my team
i wouldn't be able to get on prismat Also, what's so good about that is like I don't it's very rare that I would fuck up.
And so that is news fest okay we're not doing 12 racking, so
No, I think loadout-wise
I don't even know, man
Where's he at in the seat?
What I'm hoping is for everyone to get shit on.
I think that'll
really set the tone. You know what I mean?
Alright guys,
we're gonna be doing this. Let me know when the patch notes drop.
I need to run a restroom.
All right..... so.. um....... Hi. Alright. Chat, y'all let me know when Patch knows what to do.
Go ahead and move me down.
Let's take an eggplant bet right now.
Will the exotic thing
be fixed
start
will
exotic
duping
be fixed
yes
no
30 seconds Yes. No.
30 seconds on this.
30 seconds.
Eggplants go!......
.
.
.
.. um Mons put us back in Destiny 2
why are we not in the D2 directory
you wanna say hello?
Yeah.
Say, I'm here for the bacon that Daddy's eating.
Yeah. daddy did he yeah All right.
Let me reset this.
Let's see if we can get an update on this that's not here yet
60 40 60-40 on that. Mods drop by patch notes.. All right.
Yeah, I was only a 30-second bet.
Bundy had to drop bat shoes yet?
Yeah. Not yet.. old baby this is that dick move all right patch notes let's do update 8.0.0.4 let me zoom in real quick. Activities campaign, the final shape
campaign, exegious
exegius
fix issue
stopping players from getting their prismatic
subclass in the following circumstances
Meet a fireteam where at least
one player already had the subclass
playing on a second character of the same class
after getting prismatic on the first character
of that class on the same account joining another player after the subclass part of the mission
then got kicked to orbit during the cinematics effective players will get the prismatic subclass
and all missing unlocks the next time they visit the bell heart all right which is obviously a
huge reason why you would even be doing this um getting the prismatic subclass how
the do i say this work this thing is this thing is perplexing me chad how many of you guys
how many of you guys...
Exegesis.
Ah! Exegesis!
Alright, so listen I don't know how many people this actually affected um i mean how many of you guys
how many of y'all did not get prismatic when playing through the campaign?
Obviously, there had to be some conditions
met here in order for it to happen.
But did you guys...
How many of y'all
did not get your prismatic unlocks
me me me me okay all right
all right yeah i mean keep in mind though you do have to go unlock the fragments
You do have to go and lock the fragments
There are other ways like we have an entire guide on how to unlock every aspect
But obviously like the base stuff from Prismatic not unlocking for you is...
Well, that's a big deal.
Now, the Final Shape campaign transmigration
fixed an issue in the empower font step where the activity would become soft locked if a
player immediately defeated the eaters of light and dark before they stood up wow okay all right
now gameplay investment armor. Fix an issue preventing
hazardous propulsion-enhanced rockets
buff from applying to rocket damage when some
lower strength weapon damage buffs such as Radiance
were active! Okay, I was concerned.
I thought we were literally about to read
that it will not work with our Rocket Assist items.
That Hazardous Propulsion
will only override Radiant
and other similar bonuses when the stacking count
is high enough to exceed Radiant's damage bonus.
It will also not override in cases where it does not apply.
So listen,
we were testing this
actually about a week and a half ago.
Turns out like if you were standing in a well
and you had a Radiant buff
even though Hazardous Propulsion at time 6
was giving you that 35% buff
Radiant would override it
so you would actually be capped
at 25% buff which is unfortunate now
it's just gonna it's going to work the way as it's supposed to work which is
you will go to the higher Buff right obviously we wish this would just stack on to radiant
but
that's not the case. Regardless though
it won't be overridden by a weaker buff
which is good. Alright now weapons
fix an issue where players would hit a weasel error code
when reshaping their exotic class glaze from the Witch Queen
release. Fixed an issue where devouring the
Disciple of Debt weapons did not cause schools
of conquest to perform weapon enhancement
Fixed an issue where seasonal weapons from the lightfall year
required lightfall
to be crafted.
Players still need
the pattern unlocked
to craft these items. Now fix an issue where the Tusken
of the Boar grenade launcher and multi-mock CCX
submachine gun wouldn't enhance properly.
These weapons will now enhance correctly,
and those previously enhanced should be updated
to work as expected.
Hold on, this right
here. Fix an issue where seasonal weapons from the
light fall year require a light fall
to be craftful. Ah!
Really?
That's really odd because leading up
all like
leading up to the launch
of The Final Shape
all those seasons
were assessable
and you were getting
a red border
a day
it was a great
catch-up mechanic
okay
alright good I'm glad they fixed that now accessory
accessories fix an issue causing the lord time for the nacre ship to not display properly
how thoughtful you waited for a visit from me until the very end let's chat shall we
the fact that bungee even threw this in here
what does it mean guys what does it mean who guys? Who is this?
Who is this from?
Do I got a Lord guy in here right now?
Oh, my team is waiting on me.
Is my team waiting on me?. my team might not be yeah okay all right platforms and systems fix an issue that would cause audio
output to be silent on the PC when using spatial sound formats,
including Windows Sonic for headphones.
That's fantastic!
That was a problem day one.
Fixed an issue that caused audio output
to be silent on the PS5
when emulating the PS4 is executable
with 3D Audio for Headphones now general fix an issue where the
game could crash if a player's consumables inventory was full when trying to pick up
these items most of light luminescent seed strand meditations polymorphic shell coats now what is not on these
patch notes today it's exotic class item duping guys Guys, I think Bungie
is letting this fly. By the way
for those that don't know what we're talking
about there is a way in which
you can get two exotic class
items per run of the dual mission,
the exotic mission.
And this means like...
Because normally those runs will be 25-30 minutes.
25-30 minutes you walk away with two exotic class items a huge job so buddy has not
said anything here y'all go run a mission let me know if it's still duping for you.
It should be duping. Y'all let
me know if it's still working. But Bundy has said
nothing about it here and because
of the backlash, because that mission requires
one other player and all the whole,
it requires too much mechanical stuff
and I can't do it solo.
This is an excellent way
to win people over.
Give us the ability
to get two drops in a single run
and we're good, man.
We're good.
They're probably going to end up patching it
but you guys check it out.
It was still working late last night.
I was literally doing it last night and it was working
oh my god i got weasel here you got shadow patched?
It worked last night, dude. Remember it was working last night. Y'all do a run right now
and let me know if it's working.
Alright, lemme get in this thing.
Live or Imprimal's jet? Leif, we're in primals jet.
Oh, so they didn't fix the cheese either?
Or the cloth items?
No.
Thank goodness!
I got chickens.
Are you guys in a queue?
Yeah.
I just got in.
I'm going to have One of my boys...
One of my boys had a theory that they're going to
intentionally keep the double drops on
class side admission for awhile
to try and force people that are
boycotting it because they don't like
it's not a solo mission, just go and play it.
I think this is my move.
They're hoping that they'll be like ah shit well
I guess I might as well before they patch this.
Yeah.
I think it's a good play.
Fucking banger.
... you suck but at least people are playing
dude wasn't i just in the game didn't i
just get in
man you hear those dogs barking Didn't I just get in?
Man, you hear those dogs?
I got too many dogs.
Man, I got too many fucking dogs.
I hate having this many dogs.
Seven is too many. It's two fucking million guys.
I've already got the update.
There's too fucking many, dude. Six of them are huskies
and they all do this thing when they start howling together.
Yeah, if they get into this weird how howling and man you can't stop them
you can't stop them when they start howling together all in unison
huskies in florida Dude they live inside with us all the time
I finally had to put them out of the bedroom
When Rika and I first got together
The dogs would always sleep in the bed with us.
And I was like... But I played it off because normally what I like to do is
over promise at the very beginning of a relationship
and then just slowly but surely get worse over time
and so at first i was like yeah i love dogs and i love them sleeping in the bed with us it's fine
but anyways i finally got him to where they're sleeping outside the bedroom now.
And
you know, finally my sinuses have improved
because
man, it was really fucking them up for a while.
Lord of the Prime, thank you so much. Mal with the three months as well. Jcom with the Prime, thank you so much.
Mal with three months as well.
Jcon with a prime.
Thank you, thank you.
Last for all with a sub.
Thank you.
Show us your husky.
I'm good.
I'm good.
They're too fucking hairy right now.
Every time I pick one of them up,
if I even pet
one of them for a little bit,
I get coat in their hair.
They're shedding like mad, man.
I got hair everywhere.
Hair everywhere, dude. everywhere
if you're contemplating where everyone may be
everywhere contemplating where everywhere may be, everywhere. Right here's the thing
It's not all bad
One of the Huskies I really like.
Her name is Indica, she's my baby.
She's the most loyal dog.
She's the best one in the bunch.
I tell her all the time,
I'm like you're my favorite fuck all these other guys
you're my favorite
no pancake sucks No, pancake stops. Okay. I didn't...
I got nothing against smoking
but I can't.
Can you imagine me I got nothing against smoking, but I can't.
Can you imagine me trying to hit... I can't
hit shit inside of Destiny.
Is there a sativa?
Not a sativa? Not a sativa. Yeah, I got it in a second.
Girl hair is worse than dog hair?
No, man.
No.
Like girl hair is like... My girl's losing a lot of hair.
It's normally consolidated to the shower.
Maybe... Dog hair, man! Like husky hair everywhere.
Everywhere.
Everywhere. Add the whip. Oh shit! OH SHIT! WE'RE IN! YES!
Fuck yeah. You know what?
Fuck the squad, we're going in solo baby.
We're going in solo.
I can't-
I'm not-
I was gonna wait.
Nah, it don't even matter no more.
Let's just fucking-
Let's just do this shit.'s full sin right now baby let's
fucking force him
actually we'll go pick up mr fruit and then we full sim
come on why keep getting this contact i better not get booty right now What the hell is chicken? Chicken error code.
A wire connection is recommended. What?
Is anyone else getting chicken air coats? codes?
Oh, okay. That makes me feel better.
Listen, here's the thing.
If you're going to get fucked at least
get fucked together, right?
And it always feels a lot better when that happens.
You know,
I'm happy to be in this queue with this squad
and with you guys right now.
I wouldn't want to be anywhere else
in the game
who would want that
f4 connection Florida Connection.
Why are you throwing?
Brother, I play wire. What are y'all talking about?
I don't think that... There's a lot of people getting chicken errors right now.
How many of of people getting chicken errors right now how many how many you are getting chicken errors and you operate off of a wired connection.
..... yeah it's got one I guess
I just don't know
I don't know what it is.
What are you saying?
Oh my god.
Grandmaster Excision will give us the catalyst for Ergo Sum. Damn!
Alright!
Let us
add this to the patch notes. Guys, it has been
confirmed to me right now.
Ergo Sum, which is the exotic sore that has all the
crazy different
archetypes and abilities you know
the ability to apply will backgrounds your swords
uh... this runner abilities
but that's applied here to the sort itself
hilarious lands
regardless
craftening wet
has an exotic campus
i don't know what it is
but i'm being told here that it drops from grandmaster excision
cobra are you sure are you like a thousand percent sure?
Are you a thousand percent sure? If
you were not a thousand perc- I would literally have to ban you. Like I'd literally
have to bin.
I sent you a photo of the proof? I love this!
My man comes with receipts. Yes!
Cobra is in the game.
That's so blurry, Cobra. Do you have a better image?
Alright. do you have a better image alright guys it's really
blurry, cobra is in the game
we're trying to get into the game right now
but if you can look past
the pixels it it right there it shows excision grandmaster ergo some ergo some catalyst and ascended shorts
god damn and it's in the shorts. God damn.
Alright, alright.
I don't know what it does.
I have no idea what it does.
I'm excited though.
That means we're gonna have to definitely put out a guide on
grandmaster excision of some sort.
The hell is wrong with you, Les? You just sit at work and decide whether or not
something's worth your time when no
grandmaster need it from me? Why? Because you don't like Ergo Sum?
You don't like
Ergo Sum?
Where does Ergo Sum not satisfy
you, the everything weapon? How does that not satisfying you or the weapon that be everything weapon how does that
not satisfy it could have an amazing canvas you don't even know what the canvas does yet les for the 12 man let me double check for you.
Yes.
Let me just scroll all the way to the right side, for five years...
There we go! It is Voice Surge and Art Surge.
Are you guys in the game?
No.
And can any weapons do more damage when it matches a surge?
All champions... all champions we get the catalyst too
for some
is that the reward?
yeah there was a little pop-up that said that.
You guys want to replace me?
That's what Les said.
Les is like I don't even wanna do it.
What's the reward?
Orgo Stump Catalysts.
That's it?
For this thing?
They said in their tweet
it was very worth it.
Hello?
Maybe something else. I'm going gonna believe it's going to be a
very good caddy you're talking about for this mission yeah excision question question hmm
man nobody likes this sword? I fucking love ergo sum
i love ergosum
... I love Ergosun. Wait, wait, wait.
Transcendent Steel dealing damage with
Transcendent Grenade grants
Ergosun ammo? Get the fuck out of here
Doc Green! Don't you tell me that
that's some ass that's some dick that's
it better be not it better not be. Better be something else. it's free ammo nobody gives a fuck about free ammo.
We have an artifact mod.
We will worry about free ammo next episode,
which is a year from now.
I have an artifact mod that gives me free ammo
Bundy B. Tarr money be talking this thing up though man that's the problem
bunty built it up they're like hey you're gonna like it we don't know that's not confirmed yet I need long range.
Should I restart my game to get in?
Instead of sitting in a queue.
What do you all suggest?
I tried.
It did the same thing.
You want to try that strat where you restart it and then you hold right click?
Yeah,
I think I'm going to do that.
It's worked before.
Yeah, it got you in.
Yeah.
It did work on day one. I thought it was code but it did
work.
So Chad what you do is
you restart the game and then you hold right
click when you load in.
So like
right now, it's about to crank
up.
Then I'm going to hold right click
and we just keep holding
them right there
That sounds like Cap
Nice cross, I mean look
It's a strat
I'm holding right click
And before in the past
It let me in almost immediately.
If I'm right when you lick my ass?
And I was right the last time.
So I'm already owed one good ass lekin.
Didn't work, dude. Didn't work.
Son of a bitch.
Denied!
Well, shit. well i don't know what it worked like a few weeks ago.
It works in Final Shape Launch.
... I'll try that again.
Ah, they didn't pass it out.
Liv, did you get already oh my god
all right i'm holding it down. No just right-click.
Oh, it was right-click last week. By the way, the way humble thank you so much for
the five year that stops from other man chief black cloud thank you for the three as well
need to increase traffic log in services as you're currently being throttled? Everyone on the screen, stop trying to login.
Please close your game I promise it listen this
will get you in the game instantly close your game wait 20 seconds
and then relaunch your game you will instantly get in i promise everybody everyone here close your game count to 20 and then relaunch
that architect with the five give subs. Thank you so much.
I'll do it with you. You close it first,
you let me know when you close it then i'll close mine
and then we'll launch together. Well, this sucks. I love no, no, no, no.
Here
my duty and watch watch what I say watch what i said everybody close with me
close to me now let's relaunch we all hold right click get ready to hold right click no no everybody everybody would do together
we're doing it again and then we're all going to load in together.
That was about 20 seconds, I counted.
Yeah? yeah
hold the right click I just got in, get fucked. You're lying. You're lying well we
might as well play for tonight now
Well
They heard they heard me. Oh is that that's what we gotta go man that's the strat you gotta threaten them
i guess i'm gonna go play out in ring now i guess I'm going to go play
if Elden Ring is still downloaded,
I may have to play it.
Let me...
I don't know.
Oh!
Elden Ring is still up.
I put 14 hours in this game chat. Y'all say I don't play
this. I fucking played that shit.
I may have to play play warframe i may have to play warframe at other live servers
i may download Anthem.
14 hours is so crazy?
I know, man.
I told y'all I was experienced. Y'all didn't believe me
Y'all think I'm not going to make that game, my bitch
That's my resume It is too lengthy to put on paper.
I don't like the lead off of it, because that would just be gloating. And I don't want to do that. Hashtag homebomb.
But let me say, I have extensive experience in all the Souls games.
Happy with the three months that you've been here.
Thank you, Dean dean appreciate your brother
all right i'm just gonna keep holding right click i guess do the right-click thing didn't work. Yeah, no, no, no. Grandmaster
Excision is not matchmaking.
Matching me.
... where's the eggplant we're working on a flavor right now
but you fuckers keep coming up with
shit we could never pitch.
Right now, the only flavor that seems to be sticking in this chat is the Cream Pie Senpai.
I don't even know how to... I don't even know what kind of flavor association that would be.
So, we need
to come up
with something different because I am not bringing that
the gamer subs
so Make it coconut.
Coconut and pineapple actually probably
I don't know would that be good
I don't know
um Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
We're in this, bitch.
Don't boot me, you Bundy, please.
This is the third time you've let me in the game today.
Oh my god. is the third time you've let me in the game today
don't baby don't do it bungie don fucking do it. Bungie. My connection is secure.
Why must you stress me out, sir? like how are the this many people logging on?
Is this a statement about our economy?
It actually is crazy.
I'm like what?!
Why don't you get a job pal
how many fucking streamers
are there for this
you got a negative attitude
god it's so fucking toxic
Um Oh my god. at all, cuz.
It's Tuesday.
No, I mean it's great for Destiny. It means a lot of people
are trying to play the game, so...
... game so foreign the word from home squad how does that work you just you've got Destiny on in the background
was anybody does he might know You just got Destiny on in the background? Does anybody know?
Can they even see you playing it?
Yeah.
Dude, that's fucking awesome.
No, that really is awesome. Shit, I remember certain office jobs you couldn't even
you couldn't even get YouTube you couldn't even get YouTube on your
computer they lock everything out you couldn't get on youtube you couldn't
get on spotify you couldn't get on pandora couldn't even just play
this music if you wanted to sit there and listen to music while you work. Hey man, dude
If it makes you productive
Fuck it
That's the other weird
As crazy as this sounds,
I would study
and play RuneScape at the same time.
Years ago,
I would sit there and I would study.
I would be fishing in RuneScape or farming or something like that. I would study. I would be fishing in RuneScape or farming
or something like that.
In a weird way, despite me doing those things
at the same time
I was kind of productive.
I was kind of productive.
Obviously not the most productive, but I
was kind of productive. No XP wasted, man.. this is like
clicking three buttons
yeah
but I mean
if you're sitting there
if you're working
and you're playing
Destiny at the same time
and you're still
being productive
you're getting your shit done you're taking care of everything you lock it being productive.
You're getting your shit done, you're taking care of everything and you're locking things down.
Well, man
keep doing it
unless you're doing like traffic control
then please stop.
Don't do that. But if your job has no other...
You're not risking anyone's life, no one is going to die
because you are in the fourth encounter of the raid
then keep talking along but do you not take donations man I don't even think our
donation link here works brother yeah I think it may work but
yeah we don't really...I think
we do take donations but we don't really
do donations guys guys
i don't know i could get an air card there.
I just tried to donate a milli.
Oh, well.
Oh man.
A milli huh?
Okay. Man, I'm nearly home. Real time is the most valuable thing we have.
I've gotten it three times, guys.
We're going to be doing build battles soon.
So we'll be doing the Star Forge giveaway here soon. You think Destiny 3 will fix these server issues?
No.
No, I do not.
I do not. I do not.
No.
It's just part of it.
This is Bundy's DNA at this point. Thank you. What's your bad news?
Sleepy!
With a 50 gifted son!
Oh!
Oh! GIFTED GIFTED SERVSSS!
Sleepy thank you so much for the big 50 bomb chat. Please some loving neck plants right now hot damn it dude
hot damn it 400 people have been gifted subs in here by sleepy alone
oh yeah we're supposed to be giving away five more copies of the Final Shape.
Okay while we have everybody here and we are doing literally nothing
I'm going to open up my giveaway now
Exclamation Point Final now exclamation point final
exclamation point fine this is the this is the
final shade giveaway.
We got like five more copies we're going to give away, so
big, big shout-outs.
Hold on.
This
giveaway is actually excuse me excuse me this series this this
this giveaway is actually sponsored by one of our
favorite partners here still serious you can always check out
any of their products with exclamation points still serious.
And when you check out,
you can use code ASICROSS for 12% off.
So much love to them.
They're the ones that gave us 10 copies
of Final Shape to Give Away
and a number of emblems of which we need
to finish up and do i think today i literally got a message
today and said that's it we needed to hurry the fuck
up so three billion dollar contract no server fix
I don't know man I don't know we got into the game fast last week that was what was wild must be something with gm excision
do i use still series mics
i use it from my travel mic
i'm using a shure
sm7b mic for this
but still series has
a really good mic
not that i wouldn't use it this is what i have But Still Series has a really, really good mic.
It's not that I wouldn't use it.
This is what I have set up and
this is what I've been using for so long.
When I travel
I bring the Still serious mic with me.
Oh my God!
Are you shitting me right now? you just have to write final one one time, guys. Fine on one
time and then we're good.
Don't close the window cross?
Man.
Even if I do
get in the game, I get air-coated out.
My team's
going to end up replacing me.
... placing me. So who is not in the game right now?
Me.
Oh, okay thank god.
I thought it was just me!
Y'all can find another but this is good
We're all getting equally fucked
I've just tweeted that they're in the same sinking boat don't worry literally two people on my friends list have made it in so far
yeah i'm so happy
for those two people.
They bought a lot of silver
recently.
Alright, here guys from
Destitute Maintenance. For those that are not able to get into the game
right now with update 8.0 0.4 we are currently investigating sign-on issues
after today's update went out more information will be provided when available.
Just a simple, I hate you.
Oh my God!
I tell you what, if you're the guy working on
The technical side of Bungie Man
It is a thankless job
A thankless job
Everybody just like
Dude, you suck ass
You shit You suck ass.
You're shit.
Thankless job.. I don't trust anything you send me. All right.
So let's just send me this actually.
No, no, no.
This makes sense.
so confirmed here from less the ergo sum catalyst comes comes with Transcendent Steel.
Killing damage with a Transcended Grenade grants Ergo
Sum ammo. Wow.
That's incredible. incredible
how rewarding bunch what a game changer. now that's not the takeaway ergo some orgasm is a very good store and i
i really like it we'll try it who knows who knows maybe with a single transcendent grenade you'll immediately
top off all of your ammo and i can see the benefit of that
you know especially outside of this given season.
Or episode, whatever.
Cope? Cope. Overflow would have been better.
It does have a very small
amount of ammo it carries to begin with, yeah.
What's it carry?
Like 35?
It's not a lot at all
also also hold on hold on it says dealing damage with the transcended grenade maybe you can reprogram maybe we'll be able to repackage a couple times so we'll see. We'll see. I was hoping for a bit more. I won't lie. I'm out.
Yeah, that just sounds like an excuse to not take on the witness in excision.
That's all I'm hearing.
All I'm hearing right now is a bunch of guardians that can't withstand GMs.
... All right, guys.
I'm rolling.
Good luck, everybody.
Marco!
Marco Moore, you are the winner.
Say something to me. Let me get this
written down...
Remember, Mark was going remember mark what's going to happen is someone's
going to message you they'll need to get your name it will be one of my
it will be one of the mods okay they'll get your name and your address.
No, we're not trying to steal your identity.
We've got to get your name, address,
and platform.
Do not accept messages from people not named luke
halo scenic
that's probably it that's probably only if you don't trust anyone else, and don't give any of your credit card information away,
that's true too. This is making me hate chicken
okay come on baby come on come on come on come on come on where's my crystals
where are thou christmas i have thy crystals in hand.
It is baby, here it is.
I bought you in the deserts of Arizona.
These obviously not indigenous rocks.
The Great Canyon, please bless me with the ability to get inside of these servers.
Allow me to take on the witness in his forwarding grandmaster mode.
Thwart the error of chicken.
That dog, dude is gonna kick me the fuck out.
Alright, I know what's happening. It's gonna fucking happen.
Ah, son of a bitch!
Bungie, what happened today?
What happened?
This is terrible
lev how did you get into the game how did you accomplish such a feat you
i get in immediately every single time even on launch days
i need to figure out what the hell you're doing then
is that something's not right. As to cross Is a time made
Thank you so much for the five
Give this up
Thank you, thank you brother
Too kind man
Too kind
Coming in here
Dropping the big five
thank you, chat please drop some love
chat we're also going to do
exclamation point
final again
we got to continue giving this stuff away.
Exclamation point, final.
Final shape giveaway.
We've got four more to give away guys.
This house is closer
to server.
All you have to do is fuck Mr Bungie like twice?
Oh my god...
Oh my god...
Oh my god. Stretch out that yoga ball........ Here we go, baby. Here we go. Here we go baby, here we go. Here we go!
Come on budgie, come on budgie
Agathe Christus I got the crystals. Let me in.
Let me in, Bungie.
Fuck everyone but me.
Let me in, Bungie.
Let me end thy game. Let me end thy game let me equip
thy build so I may take upon
the challenge of Grandmaster
Excision
it's not gonna do it.
I know, I give up.
Yep Yep. is this what's happening guys are you
is everyone else experiencing this right now
or are you getting that same thing big with the fine
get this stuff fake thank you so much man are you guys like logging in but
then you get kicked right back out with the chicken error
all right gotcha okay Gotcha. Okay.
Alright.
Look, it's trying! Hold on, hold on!
It's going back to back right now!
Somebody at Bungie is... Please put me in here punch put me in here do it so so Bungie is edging us right now?
Oh yeah.
Oh my lord more patch notes uh okay okay hold on cody hyper
we have more patch notes hyper
we have more patch notes all right we missed a few patches with abilities and just added them in
using smoke bombs which rappers ambushes fix being upstairs insurance for glacial harvest now properly healed and players can no longer activate faster command repeatedly
with no cooldown in other news nobody can get into the damn game and that's it that's the rest of your attachments
oh man got nerfed already yeah down.
Does consecration break crystals yet?
It's supposed to.
Some of you said it's not working for you yeah
but the main thing is dual destiny is not there all right it's not been nerfed. I wouldn't say it's useless.
I think it's still going to be good.
Oh! Two-tailed Fox is what made him nerf it. verifying content you know I don't know why
we're essentially just going to keep loading in
get chicken error
it kicked back out load in again i mean this is going to be a continuous process or loop
which is fine, I suppose.
As across as a tiny man, thank you so much dude for the for the 1050 bits
unless i'm down. I'm done.
Yeah, you talking about the new images they put up?
. they put up.
Is that press kit right here?
Yeah,
they put up a
I don't know Yeah, they put up...
Where is that?
Oh yeah, for the first time ever.
For the first time in a long,
a long time.
Paul doesn't put out a tweet on this bungee,
put up images in their press kit of gambits.
We're finally getting,
you know how they said a long time ago,
we were going to get that,
that old, that old Gambit map back?
We are.
And also you see some like the Lucent Hive
and things like that.
So for my folks waiting for Gambit content it is it is going to come it's actually gonna happen it's real
oh you guys are getting in. wait the old gambit map is already in the game?
You guys have been playing on this map,
this Gambit map is there.
No shit.
Dude, why haven't you guys said anything about it that's huge news what the my gambit mains we played so much gambling we play gambit like three weeks in a row leading up to the launch of the final shade
that's massive and the Lucent hive are there too
oh did we read it in the final notes? The final shape fashion?
That's big, man.
That's big. I like them.
I genuinely had a good time.
At first,
I hated it but then once
I got into the meta
most notably
using Enzyme
as an obvious burden
the game was
kind of fun.
It was kind of great.
Had a good time.
Chad, are you guys getting in yet?
We had a couple people say they got in
no I did not get another out there.
Just the one.
I'm on my fourth chicken.
It's not getting one shots yet.
One shot bodies chat how much stuff does arc damage inside of um
excision uh no i'm not gonna say like how much this art damaging in excision um this game and I like it you know I
know there are people that don't like
the state of times right now and I get
that
you know I'm sure Bill battles is going to be a great reflection of the balance between classes as we start on that this week.
It happened when I got in nice should i should i close and reopen you such that closing reopen So I close and reopen....
...
Want to make a difference?
... didn't work for me I don't understand the Titan complaining.
I'm a warlock man,
I could out DPS hunters and then witness
with rocket chest and heavy breath y'all suck
um well no hunters clearly have the best dps in the game right now they really do
plus
the statement there,
Wags you lost me brother. You lost me..... Yeah, we're an hour and five minutes after reset.
No, I don't think DMD is back today then he starts back next week Lovely.
Okay.
I just got in yeah we are when do we're doing final shape giveaways right now
ah second winner tofer-toe for you or the winter by the way if
you win guys don't worry we'll literally send you a code
you can if you already have the expansion you could give it to a friend or something you know oh something happened today when bungee updated stuff for sure.
That API stuff is down too, man. Oh my god!. Sir. Sir Digby, I don't.
I don't have any knowledge on that one, man.
But you ain't lying, dude.
My damn...
My exotic class item looks like a giant diaper.
Season the chicken. really vibrant no we were doing we've been doing echo stuff and getting rewards i've been getting red borders or anything All right, this is my last. I'm going to hold right click again.
I'm holding right click.
I'm doing it this is it guys
this is it Right click is held down. It works every time.
Every time.
You've got to hold it down firmly.
Yeah, the giveaway is open.
Except for the last time of the time before that but outside of those two times it works every time All right. Maybe you need to order chicken?
Maybe.
Maybe.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Okay. and sixty percent of the time it works every time Alright. Everybody, stretch on that yoga ball...... so.. Bud, let it happen!.. All right.
We're starting to act like I'm in bed
right now. Prediction,
will we get in the next five minutes?
Will we
get in the game in the next five minutes? Yes.
No.
I'm going to put one minute on this timer.
Again, at exactly 2-18...
2-19.
2-19 p.m. Eastern.
That's when the timer goes off.
Initiate 9 bets, everybody!
Wow dude, wow man that's crazy! Wow, dude.
Wow, man.
That's crazy.
So many people are saying no right now.
Wow.
Yeah, for my people voting yes,
you can make a lot of eggplants right now holy
wow that is wild.
All or nothing. Good lord,
the eggplant economy has gone so large!
This is crazy!
We've got
15 million eggplants in circulation?
Holy shit, I haven't
printed once!
I guess we're continuously printing but still actively i've never printed once
not a single treasury bond was issued here. That is wild! Somebody should really study
like, Twitch currencies and their economies.
Monster of the four months, thank you so much.
They really shouldn't. Thank you, thank you.
All right.
The clock is ticking at exactly 219.
This shit is over.
This shit is over.
Bunchy, if you're going to let me in the game do so now.
Do so now.
We have millions of
eggplants on the line.
Oh my god we are three minutes away. We are three minutes away.
We are three minutes away. I'm not even
going to touch it. I'm just gonna let it do its thing.
Jake is at the seven chicken nine
take us up to seven chicken errors oh yeah we're up to like
i think five or six there's something like that....
...
...
...
... Dr. Mr. Kevin with the prime, Christace with the prime.
Paul thank you for the prime.
Left got in. Yeah, now I'm here.
I'm hearing people get,
people are getting in there are getting in listen,
Bungie.
I need you guys to create a
list and And there needs
to be something
called like
a priority list.
And then at the top
of that list,
it doesn't have
to be the very top
but close
to the top
if you can place
me
on that list, and essentially all it is a list of priority placement in queues.
At any point we try to log
in and we get in instantly.
That would fix a lot of my problems
if we had that
take twitter across they tweeted it Who tweeted?
Yeah, we read the one tweet from earlier.
Oh, is that from Bungie Help?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Background maintenance has been extended. Oh my god! Two hours! I
Hold on another 60 seconds away 35 seconds away guys 35 seconds there 35 seconds. we could get into the game.
We could get into the game, fellas.
Believe, man!
Believe!
Come on, Bungie.
Let us in this bitch.
Put us in this bitch Put us in this shit Alright nevermind
Payout to non nonbelievers219.
Yeah. I'm sorry guys, I have no...
... some people get into the game and some people don't.. oh they got Google SEMA
I don't know
only the OG consoles are getting it
I don't believe that I don't believe that.
I don't believe it.
Even if that was the case,
I still wouldn't play
OG consoles.
I can't go back to it.
Oh my God. My God. I can't go back to it. You know what?
I'm gonna brute force this bitch,
I know exactly how to deal with this
you just keep logging in over and over.
Chat, can we try something, can we really
try something though? I do think
that
there may be a solution. Can everyone
here, listen to me, I know you're going
to be like Cross, you're just only trying
to benefit yourself. This is for science
Could everyone here
in this stream
close Destiny 2
right now
Just close close Destiny 2 right now.
Just close it real quick.
I just want to see what will happen.
Just close the game real quick yeah just close it close application everybody closes together
what we're going to do we're going to hit them with waves we're going to hit him with waves we're gonna hit them with waves right y'all
just y'all just close it close it good all right
now i just want you guys to just hold what you got
let's see just see what happens you know you
man is in my two hours.
Dude, people at work right now are like fuck yeah.
I bet y'all's favorite days
are when y'all see us getting fucked.
At work like yeah. or when y'all see us getting fucked. You know, where I go like
yeah, I get to come
home this afternoon and jump on the content
when things are just finally settling down.
Fuck yeah? Yeah. fuck yeah yeah i knew it i know
accent my work right now. I'd probably be the same way,
I would probably be the same way.
But my life is my week off? Oh, yeah.
I guess I'm just staying in this queue right now. I don't know what else to do. I'm literally at work lunch break.
Nice.
No, I don't want to leave this queue guys.
I don't want to leave this queue. This is the one.
This is the queue.
It literally was letting us in over and over. I saw it. Yeah, we got an extra two hours
I guess we could watch a lore video
Yeah I know we saw it last.. is background maintenance?
Background maintenance
is fucking us up right now then
it was to lester
let me go look over here. All right. all right that's a good one this is a juicy one
audience today i want to speak about that juicy bit of dialogue from the new raid in Final Shape, specifically when The Witness
mentioned the winnower and said it ain't me. answers fear the truth you claim to seek look beyond this dying garden or rot in
entropy each child Or rot in entropy.
Each child we save from the game, you again force to play.
You call us Winnower?
We are not, but the first knife clutched in its hand.
Gods forged us both. in its hand. Gods
forged us both,
but they cannot tell the
knife what shape it
carved."
This is a long and convoluted topic that has been debated for quite some time now.
We had a resurgence in this discussion when the cutscene came out with the Witness Origins story
from Usa, and then there was a whole bunch
of debate
about Bungie retconning
the unveiling lore book
and then we had commentary from
The Narrative Team themselves about the unveiling lore book.
So there's like a little bit of story here to go back over
And to remind you what happened on the Winnowa and the Witness
And those two things being separate or different.
Separate or different being separate
all at same. So I'm going to rehash
all that. I haven't got around
reading all of the new lore.
I have read one entry that's relevant for this video, but it's going to take me a little bit more time
to get through all the new lore entries and then start writing scripts. So you're gonna have to put up with these
unscripted versions, giving my thoughts and reactions as stuff happens in the game.
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Alright let's start with the Unveiling law book this was delivered to us during the shadowkeep
expansion and this essentially is like an origin story for the desert universe it's meant to be
told from the perspective of the winoa which is why we're talking about it.
And it describes how those
primordial lights
and dark forces,
the light's called the Gardener and the darkness
is called the Winnowa,, when they had a big old fight
they had a bit of tussle, a bit of wrestle
The chaos from that created the universe
There's even mentions of the Vex in here
We originally thought Win winnow was a separate entity from The Witness.
Then what happened is,
We thought that this book was written by the witness to
deceive us and there's a bit of backstory here.
One of the reasons we thought the witness wrote this book is during
Shadowkeep, we um
got these entries after we visited
remember this ball thing? The unknown artifact. And this was in front of the veiled
statues. We now know that the veiled statues represent
the precursor race that became The Witness itself
and once we collected that artifact, Eris Morn was getting whispers
right? Whispers flow from the unknown artifact creating
sinister messages picked up by Eris Morn.
Someone or something is attempting
to speak to us. Sinister transmissions
seep out from our unknown
artifact. Their intentions are anything but pure. Place your eyes upon them only if you seek to find truth among the lies."
So, this is how we unlock the unveiling law book and we suspected that it was the witness
and this suspicion was kind of confirmed
or at least in most people's minds,
we thought we'd confirm this when we had
the season of the deep cut scene
about The Witnesses origins, specifically how
they mentioned the Gardener and the Winnower. So very specific language to
the unveiling law book almost implying that they gave it these names. Who let you come back?
They called it the Gardener. Their deity of life, it ushered them into a golden age. For eons they prospered but their newfound god never spoke to them
it lavished them with gifts and not with guidance. And though they lived in paradise, They came to crave a greater purpose. They desired meaning, structure and winnower to shape the garden.
Their scholars discovered that the Gardener shared a connection with another entity
among the stars they called it the veil and when they
found it they arrived to claim Right, so this is what sort of sparked the whole discussion about the retcon and whether
Bungie retconned
The Unveiling Lore Book.
Right.
And in response to that, there was actually
a narrative round table where the narrative team
spoke to games media
because at this time there was a whole bunch of controversy also about Lightfall.
So they said this,
Welcome to the problem that all Bible scholars
have been trying to figure out, what may or may not have happened
and lining it up to actual historical events says Senior Narrative Designer Robert Brooks
Unveiling is a parable, it is effectively
a religious text and how much of that
is propaganda? How much of that is myth?
How much of that is fact is deeply unclear
in the nature of the text.
Brooks notes that when unveiling First Drop,
players did take it as the literal gospel truth. Players believed it to be
100% fact there was a literal gardener...
There was a literal gardener? I mean we have been to the gardens so you know that's kind of what
people thought it was literal. Anyway
there was a literal winnowing and now
it's starting to become clear that those
things may not actually be just
concrete ideas but metaphors or things that are
far less concrete and clear and as we get closer into the final shape more answers on that will
still this is interesting as we get closer into the final shape,
more answers on that will start coming up
and the final shape of course
will have a lot of answers about
the nature of those conflicts.
I feel like we've just got more questions. Apparently the final shite gave us answers to the conflict between the Ghanu and Winawa. Right, so overall in most people's eyes this kind of cemented that the unveiling law book is not to be trusted and it's kind of pointing to the fact that the witness likely wrote it and
we don't know if any of it is true or not
with all that being said, and so that means that the witness was pretending to be the winnower.
With all of that being said, there are bits and pieces in the book where people now go
over with a fine tooth comboth comb and kind of be like, hmmm... this doesn't sound like the witness.
And now that we know the witness and the winner are different, like this
let me read you this and see what you think right? So, this is the Cambrian Explosion.
Uh beings who deserve no thoughts those who peddle
The tired gotcha that all life hastens entropy they are fatuous little nihilists who pretend to prefer no existence
to a flawed one, they bore me." That is criticism of the direct philosophy
of The Witness. This is like
what The Witness would say, that they
preferred no existence to
a flawed one. That's their version
of the final shape, right?
And this is
The Unveiling Love Book
and this is like heavily criticizing it.
So it would be...
AHHHHH!...
Dude, what is going on?
Everyone is in the game but me man. This happens every time.
I but me man this happens every time oh
right for the wit this would be, The Witness pretending to be the winnower
and then criticizing their own philosophy.
Pretty interesting right?
It's almost like...
The witness won interesting, right? It's almost like the witness wants to be the winner.
And he thinks
again, he said
it does not know the shape
it does that no dish or it does not choose the shape that must be carved
right i'm gonna kind of take any type of context but
the point is it seems like the witness wants to be
the winner
and not just
the first knife of
the winner
it sounds he sounds like a little jealous does even know what he's jealous off
Where do I stand with it? I still am leaning towards the witness pretending to be the winnowa and writing these
books and their interpretation they're like the religious text,
the original religious text was given to them
by the winnowers and this is their
interpretation of that.
So this is how I currently sort of imagine the hierarchy goes.
The winnower at the very top, then we have the veil
here and i'll show you why the
veil needs to go here.
We don't quite know what the relationship
is between these two things.
However, I suspect
that this how the winnower has been making contact with or communicating
with other people and i'll tell you why because we have The Witness down here
but we also have uh maya sundarish
yeah and i put them at the same level because they both tried to do
the same things or did the same things uh my son duresh
in the veiled law uh that we got that like weekly bits and pieces that dropped
post-life fall tried to combine multiple people into a single entity. Spoke about salvation...
Wow, yeah!
Interesting. What did the witness do?
Well, the witness was actually
successful in doing that or
precursor race was successful in combining
people together
into The Witness.
So I'm kind of thinking that
this idea of
combining multiple people, into the singular being was communicated by
the winnowar down somehow past phone somehow Somehow passed it down to the
witness and even into people
like Maya Sundaresh
And then you could argue yeah that's what happened because
the precursor race of The Witness
found the veil, got corrupted
formed a singular entity and that is why The Witness
became the first knife.
I also think you could use this logic to justify how the witness then wrote
The Unveiling Law Book, this is my version of a book
Okay
There are a couple different ways
Firstly The Let me also mention like okay there are a couple different ways firstly the i mean the males mentioned like obviously
that the witness was way before maya's time but the other side of things is maybe Maya right now
is trying to find a way
to become successful and maybe
she has lived
in the Vex world
an infinite amount of time
rivaling that of the witness i wouldn't think so but that's what this episode is all about winowa
may have passed on you know the writers talked about religious texts.
Let's just use that as like kind of our language. You know, the window I preached was preaching right and that was passed through the veil. The witness
got hold of that, interpreted those values, those preaches
beliefs and wrote their version of the unveiling
Okay so this is the witness's version of the unveiling law book.
Oppositely or alternative way of thinking about it
is we do know that the veil contains the memories of the universe,
so it could just be that when The Witness and
the Precursor race made contact with the Veil they just kind of got a
glimpse of
The future, the past and everything to do with the universe. And then the witness interpreted that and wrote the Unvated World Book
Okay And in general this is what the new law is kind of hinting at, that Winoa is the top
dog and has influenced The Witness and people like Maia Sandresh.
And that The Witness is the first knife, a tool.
So now let's talk a little bit
about what it means to be the First Knife. So, the idea of
The First Knife is slowly introduced in the Unveiling Lore book
Firstly through the Flower Game
Oh that's pretty interesting hold on I like this. The flower game is
essentially uh... Guys if you want to know lore stuff pay attention
in this text right here. This is the flower game.
This is where it all started.
Rewriting of a real life thing
called Conway's
Game of Life
in the context of
the law and how they sort of apply in this real
life context, uh, real life
philosophy, this is sort of my understanding
of it. And that is that
when I play this game of life,
the primordial forces of light and dark, it always ends up in
the same pattern. The same outcome is always happening. This was
described in Unveiled lore book.
The gardener got up and brushed their knees
every game we play
this one pattern consumes
all others, wipes out
every interesting development a stupid boring exploit that cuts off entire
possibility spaces from ever arising. There's so much we'll never get to see because of this pest.
So the gardener, the light is annoyed, it
grows, it creates, it does all
this stuff but that's always taken
away right and this is like the
balance of having a gardener and a winnower
Winnowers reaps the crops, gardener grows the
crops and it always evolves into this same
pattern. The garden is getting bored of this happening and so they say we
need a new rule. We need to allow life to
develop and flourish without forming this singular pattern
every single time. And that is when
they talk about the creation of the first knife.
To cut away this excess growth, like if the lights cheating and you're breaking
the rules and your going crazy with growth we need something to combat
We need something to combat that. We need something to cut that away, okay?
So the first knife entry in the lore book unveiling says
And thus we too became parts of the game
and the laws of the game became nomic and open to change
by our influence. And I had only
one purpose and one principle in the game
and could do nothing but continue
enact that purpose because it was
all that I was and ever would be.
I looked at the gardener, I looked at my hands,
I discovered the first knife."
Remember this is from the perspective of the witness going
hey we need something to combat the Gardener now.
And I discovered the first knife.
Once again, we don't know if this is...
The witness pretending to be the Winnower and describing how they became the first knife or this is the
winnow itself describing the creation of the
first knife which is The Witness. Now there is a new entry called The First
Knife it is a lore tab for ship and it was released
with final shape and it really kind of spells
out what Bungie's trying
to say here. Oh yeah, we've seen that
This is just before we go into
the Pale Heart
Mara, what does the class system look like? before we go into the Pale Heart.
Mara, what's your thoughts?
This idea has tempered Okoro's earlier anxieties
over the future. This conversation has tempered her own
After all, even though her brother feels distant and faint
in the moment he's out of
mind a knife is a tool
wielded by another hand
Mara offers. If the witness
is the knife as it assert, then what wields it?
Akira asks a traveler. Though it does not reply.
The words are meant for Mara's ears too.
The Witness is not a being she agrees. It's the culmination of a bleak ethos
willed into existence by the nihilistic desires
of its creators.
Is their Will the hand on the knife?
Or is there something else?
Ikora's fingers slip from the corners of Revelation
and her thoughts plummet into more immediate worries and doubts.
Mara sees her fall, and lets herself tumble
to the same precipice, joining her in worry. someone wielding the knife, there is somebody above the witness
and of course I think that is the primary purpose of this dialogue line
in The Raid. Is to plant the seed that the winnowa
is a separate entity and it's above the witness puppeting it uh and it is you know
the next big bad in destiny now here's the thing though is the winner were actually bad.
Because it's
the Gardner
who became board of the game,
the flowering game. The flowering game.
Gardner is the one who became bored of the game
and decided to make
but it was the winner
who also agreed to become
part of the game. They are now a part of
the game. The gardener,
so instead of them being,
the way I'm viewing this, instead of them being external forces
that are playing this flower game, right?
And say they're being like
gods in the sky.
Now they're a part of it
but as
the winner pointed out
he has his role and cannot deviate from
that role it's almost like playing dnd but you
know like you you have your set you said attributes attributes cannot deviate from that,
and you're stuck into that.
You're stuck in that role.
My assumption is
is that they're both bad.
I think the Garner and the Winnemer are both bad.
Or actually, let me take this back.
I think the Garner
is worse
than the Winnemer
because it seems as if at least from if we were talking is worse than the winner.
Because it seems as if, at least from if we were to take this text
that the winner seeks balance
and you would need balance
between the two.
There's no good or bad.
No, there's no good or bad.
One side is more chaotic than the other side.
And I would argue and say that the Winnemer
is less chaotic
and more balanced
than the Garner.
The Garner
seems as if
it is tired
of just playing God
and so
it wanted to spice things up
is what led
to this. I don't know, I just don't truly trust
the Garner
I also don't really know if
I still
am not just sold on the
traveler being the gardener.
I know it says that multiple times in the game. The gardener wants free will for all. The gardener likes to tip
the scales
maybe
maybe the role of the gardener is
to just be a sphere in the sky
that goes from solar system to solar system, blessing races and cultivating
planets. But it cannot openly communicate with anything that it touches. It just gives life. Maybe the
one of his purposes is to chase down everything that the garner creates
and to cut it down. I didn't say blessing racism
Blessing racist
Alien racist Blessing races.
Alien races, we are not the first. They literally bless
Bill Kingston sound like racism?
Oh.
Well, if it came out like that, that's not what I meant.
Yeah. The traveler is actually a huge racist
and he's just looking for other people to spread the space racism
people reach too much is this really great i don't know i mean
what's your theory what are y'all's fucking dudes all I'm
saying is I don't think I don't think either one of them are bad like I
don't think I understand theower's desire for balance.
I understand the traveler or the gardener's desire
to give more free will,
to aid in more free will
I don't know
man, I'm torn
maybe we just kill them both
if you can even kill them both if you can even
kill them both
but I do believe
this is my opinion
I believe
that the winnower's goal was never to destroy the traveler, but instead infect it with the darkness.
And it did accomplish that.
Did we stop the witness? Yes.
But I actually think
it was
by design
from by design from the first conversation
that Oryx had
with the winner
when he became
the Taken King.
As Bive pointed out,
like,
he believes that
was the conversation
with the Winnemer.
I believe even
as far back as then
it was meant for us
to eventually
take up the responsibility
to strike down
the witness
when the witness needed to be struck down
and that would have been in The Traveler
after The Travel traveler itself had
been infected. And now, that aura that is giving off... That was the winner's goal
all along.
No, this won't go back to Stephen.
No, I think The witness was just a pawn
i think the witnesses just is just upon i think the witness was its use.
Its use as the first knife had run its course.
It had carved its way into The Traveler, and then that's it.
And we, in our own way,
we became the second knife.
We became the second knife
that cut down the witness.
The gardener is the traveler and the winner
Is the veil
Incorrect
Have you been watching any of this shit
No Now, do I think that will eventuate?
I think Bungie just did what I said. They wanted to plant a seed of having a big bad
i don't know if it's something that will ever eventuate
just like it took many many years for the witness to eventuate from
the voice in the darkness and from right the darkest
in general that's true take shape and take form
but i definitely will agree that they just wanted to plant
the seed so they have that string to pull on
in the future if they want to.
I think it's going to be very hard with the way episodes are because this seems like
this would need a seasonal model where things are linked together
to combat another big bad
darkness based enemy so I don't expect anything too soon to do with the Winnemar
that's for sure but I do think we are looking at two separate entities
winnowa and witness there's a nice uh piece of law from lightfall that describes there being
two voices in the darkness so i think this makes more sense now with
the new information we have uh this is from the law book and spiral and the entry's called meaning
there is a voice that echoes across the darkness and it asks this question, what
is the purpose of it all? And there's another voice that calls back and says listen I will tell you
a purpose, I will tell you of a final shape. So my interpretation
of this now is, this is the witness or the precursor
race calling across darkness
after they made contact with The Vale
likely and asked the question what's the purpose? Right?
Because that was what the Precursors were concerned with. They're like we don't have
purpose in life. What's the purpose? The Winterwild calls back I will tell you of
a final shape. But it can't tell the hands... they can't
tell the knife what to carve which is the dialogue in The Raid.
Yeah. Then The witness is
like, well I can carve what I want
so I've done my own interpretation of
the final shape. Righto that's all
I've got for the witness and the winnower. I hope you
enjoyed the video and if you like to support channel cannot
think of a comment you can leave the word winnowa as usual milan thank you so much guys it's
a fantastic video please go drop some love drop a comment he said drop winner and link his lincoln stuff guys yay i'm gonna get kicked again
nice i can't wait top shelf with the 10 gifted so
top chef thank you so much man.
Sub to mine and I'll be banned.
Why does this keep happening? happening
bunty
why do you hurt me so? Why do you wound me?
Here I am, simply wanting to play your game.
No no this is exactly how it was the day of the final shoot.
Can the first knife cut me away into this fucking server? Okay. Could it be
notary by now, right?
No, you can't control with the knife cuts.
That's true.
He's right. That's true. He is right at some point.
That is very true.
Can I stretch out that yoga ball?
There's a yoga ball here.
We're not sponsored by any yoga ball companies but if we ever do get around to getting sponsored by one that would be great
um, but I would urge all of you
to get a yoga ball. And then take this ball
and literally just lay your stomach
right on top of it, and let it
stretch. It's going to give you a good stretch
in that L5, that S1,
that area that always seems to get fucked up.
That area right there man you want to decompress it.
....................... My buddy's got a PlayStation 4 and he got in instantly.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
Our last game console is literally getting in... That's the third or fourth comment we got today.
We saw it already, guys.
Yeah, we watched in center direct.
I got in immediately on sega nice nice i'm in on xbox series x
i'm in on PC. You need a VPN into the San Francisco Bay Area? Get the hell out of rhythm.
Is that from one? That one? I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area and that doesn't help. It's bullshit.
I'm Martin, thank you so much for the pride.
Bravo has a VPN.
God, I hate...
Never mind.
Is Frostbolt in?
Okay. no I love VPN services
especially the ones that sponsor i love vpn services
especially the ones that sponsor us they're fantastic I hate rainy days sometimes i like them
i hate server issues though pretty much all the time. chat what's your favorite vpn service hell no guys
It's been two hours
I've never get in this bitch
Can we get a poll on this?
Favorite VPN service, poll. Poll.
Okay.. Yeah, we've got move on with Norn and Express.
I'm curious about this. Okay. The CIA.
Mons, can we please get a poll?
That would be really nice, Mons. If we could get a poll that would be really nice mods if we could get a poll that
would be amazing. Okay.
If you're in right now, if you're
in the game right now this very
moment and you're actively using
your VPN, which one did you use
i don't know if it really matters, but I'm going to ask it anyways.
Your mom VPN? Nice!
Nice lift! Pfft. your mom vbn nice nice live Les, don't come here.
Damn two hours still nothing.
You love this shit.
You love coming in here and seeing us
all sitting here waiting to log in
you're eating this up you're right now you're at you're taking a coffee
break living it you like hell yes keep
them bunting just a few more hours
me never yeah Me never? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, it's like... What was it?. so..... Oh my god! Hi. All right.
Give it to me, guys.
Give it to me.
Where do I need to go with this VPN?
Where do I need to go? the moon
don't do a cross
...
... it's against terms of service to have a vpn so
dude that would be like that would be
like literally
so many people have vpns we've had vps...... um Have you just tried getting into the game?
Oh, no. No, I haven't.
How does that... Yeah. Yeah, you just...
So you would try and then what? Try harder?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.. All right. If this somehow magically works everyone find me a city what's the best
city to set up for this vpn right now we're getting in this one way or another.
I need, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
I need real,
actual...
Don't just be saying random cities.
I need legitimate good cities
for something like this. you. so okay let's see....... Let's try now.. no one got a second update huh i immediately got queued in. All right.
Should I go out of the country?
No.. Now this is all Coped. Yeah, I highly doubt this is going to work.
But we'll try. We'll see......... Man, this hasn't done shit.. okay... so. Oh man....
Several times the prime minutes of the 20 months.
... just get in my guy use your budget contacts oh yeah yeah look we definitely
need an error code a month's we definitely need an error code emote.
We definitely need
an error code emote.
I don't know what it could be because there's too many
different...we've got weasels, we've got chickens.
It's just too many.
How many of y'all are still not in? Okay. okay.. you
by the way guys the vpn is not doing the vpn is not doing shit
the VPN
his ass
as I said. you
now destiny to is shown 90s there's supposedly 96 96 000 players on right now. 97 oh does it count if you're loading in a loading screen? Oh!
I see.
Let me grab let me just grab something to chew on. I'm being told Chicago's the way to go. I don't believe it,
I think its bullshit and if I come back
and I'm not logged in
I am going to issue thy bands....................... All right.
All right. Mons, track down everybody that says Chicago is where it was at.
Issue that advance. Issued I-bands.
Tracked them all down.
Every one of them.
Everyone who recommended Chicago. Thank you. so.. I gotta say guys whatever Bundy must do keep this from happening please do it
Mike even if the 12 this week is like, hey listen.
We were kind of being cheap assholes there for a little bit.
But we buckled down.
We bought the upgrades.
Service should be good.
You know?
Even something like that.
Thank you. But if it has nothing to do with money, and is purely a technical issue,
then please, Bundy.
Make a priority list and put me on it, dude.
I will never complain even as my peers suffer
I will never be mad even if I mean look I love you guys but
even if it meant none of you can get
into the game until Wednesday.
That's a sacrifice that I'm okay with making.
It will hurt.
It will hurt.
I'm not saying
that
I'm not saying that...
I'm not saying it'll be easy.
Subtitles by the Amara.org community But I just don't know how do we gain that priority. priority i just. God, this Shrek is literally...
To this day.
There are certain animated movies that are still the best.
Shrek?
Still the best.
The Emperor's New Groove?
Still the fucking best.
Ice Age
Ice Age
is still the best. oh my god i forgot about the iron giant holy. Will I have a fourth time? Um The Land Before Time
um
that shit was depressing man
I was like when I was a real young kid
and I didn't know what the fuck was going on
I loved it
and then when I found out dinosaurs went extinct
then it just became very depressing
because littlefoot didn't make it, fellas..
We're not much on chicken.. Shrek 2 is my favorite
out of all the Shrek movies
Shrek 2 was my favorite
Shrek was my favorite. so. God, there's a Shrek 4?
Wait, hold on.
Is Shrek 4 the one where...
It's got Rumpel in it? And he's got kids. I'm at a root canal oh yeah.... I can't believe
this VPN you guys spoke of
is not doing jack shit.
I is not doing Brazil? Is everybody from Brazil in the game? Come to Brazil?
I'll do it.
We will go to Brazil.. Don't get excited.
I'm not even going to look.
Not even going to look?
Not going to let me in the game all right.. I'm dogged. And target.. Do the crystals are not doing anything?
I'm literally, I'm holding them.
I am holding them.
I was in a desert of Arizona, Sedona.
There was a lady there.
She had some wild looking hair and she
sold me these crystals
and
she said
she did say it only helped with
RNG of drop rates inside of destiny i didn't get the i didn't get
the network boosting one i don't know if there was a network boosting one or not but at the time we
didn't have error codes like we have now so i i was not expecting that so to be honest with you
i don't necessarily have the right crystals but i will say drop rates have improved Networking boosting stones make a difference? networking
boosting stones make a difference?
Dude,
I may order one.
I don't know.
I may have to.
At this rate,
I think it's going to be worth the shipping cost.
Okay? They sell them on Amazon?
You got to make sure they're charged, though.
Yep.
I don't know if Amazon has... That seems like it would remove the torch. I'm good Lucifer
I'm a good man.
I just hit the character screen? Dude that's all I'm trying to do is hit the character screen? Dude, that's all I'm trying to do is hit
the character screen. Should do a raid tier list while we wait
y'all got one
if you got a tier list for raids
I'll do it
now what not Now we'll knock it out.
I can do that shit quick, like two and a half minutes.
Highly efficient. I'm in boys.
I'm in. Oh, is everybody getting in front of them
i'm in oh new york i'm in everybody's giving it right now let's get it let's go baby. I'm in Indiana. I did countdown.
Thank you so much
cross i just got in and i guess it's letting up now
all right good stuff guys good stuff mods been everyone who says I'm in and look at this positivity right
now.
Can't stand it.
Maximal maximum I reinstalled and now I'm in.
On a real note, can we get a poll on how many people are in
are you in
are you in the game.
Yes, no....... all right 20 of you say you are in fact in the game all right
i miss that's pretty good. I literally just re-logged. reload yes still holding strong at 20 percent
all right
I have the Ergo Catalyst nice let me know how much ammo you get for it.
This is actually worse than the final... How long did it take us to get into the final shape?......... I'm taking this opportunity to stretch. Get a good stretch in............... For everyone that has made their way into the game, I congratulate you.
You have unlocked...
Well, I guess you've unlocked the perfect RNG.. You have a confirmation that exotic dipping is working? No...
.
.
.
.
Everyone says the clock is in.
One through nine!
One through nine!
It's not a fucking clock.
The last encounter is a clock.
... last encounter is a clock I mean told the deep the dupe still works perfect
i guess not i guess not dude. I'm in here from Texas.............
...
Cross keep restarting. Does that really work?
... does that really work
buddy with the five get this up thank you thank you i sounded cute Thank you. Thank you. I don't think verify name files is necessary for this, no.. Oh my god dude, I'm fucking dumb. so Is that good at queuing? meantime
so we're all good now I'm in now meantime. That's fucking gold.
I got in in the middle of it.
We got CrossFit, we got Sardine,
Pika got in.
We need updates from everyone else.
Commander Zavala.
Just fucking punch some dude.
Where'd the moat go?
Yeah, of course.
Chad, is Dim working for y'all?
Is Destiny
Item Manager working?
Okay. That's fine.
.. so. 1, 2, 3
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
12 deep are we in no one ditched everybody in this fruit
thanks sir we need to get oh my, Mr. Fruitston?
Man if this is what the witnesses got I fold man
Three hours of that man
Part of uh the hat lizard
Lizard squad
This takes less than ten minutes I'm gonna be pissed
You mean the Ninja Turtles?
No, the hacker group
Lizard Squad or whatever
That's right! Nerdfuckers
I literally wished like death upon them.
I was like 14 when that happened.
Is that 2010 and then they had a whole six Supergames?
Kills these people.
Yeah, it was it was on christmas
Christmas they took down playstation network
those fuckers
Do Why do you do that?
Can we get a...
Can we hit up Benny and see if he is ready?
Yeah.
Is Benny asleep? He's probably asleep or doing something in the kitchen
yeah, the kitchen
Max, did you see what uh
Champions there are when you were messing around in there
Oh there's all three
All three okay
Yep
Is dim three okay yep is dim down for you guys too yeah that's probably done yeah so so so Sorry, I was showing people that skip. so What time is it in the United Kingdom?
In Euros time?
Yeah, Euro time.
It's probably like 9pm right now?
Did he just pounds?
Yeah.
I think it's
10 shillings
for them.
There's no way
It's only 9pm He's he's not sleeping, he's probably
doing something.
He is
most likely sleeping.
Fuck.
Sleeping? Does anybody have his number? Yeah, I can fuck sleeping?
does anybody have his number?
yeah I can call him
maybe
we were texting and he hasn't replied in...
An hour.
So...
An hour?
Yeah.
Are people in?
Do we need to get someone? I'm still not someone's gonna call him right now
People are still waiting if he doesn't get on I have one in the chamber oh okay my bad I didn't know you had it like that well by wanting to chamber I mean I
messaged him so we'll see a A message in the chick
person? Usually he works at night
at Chick-fil-A, so...
It's gonna be
2-6
10
What? 6 10
what?
What is this brother talking about
He's teaching me how to read a clock
Anyone He's teaching me how to read a clock. Oh. Anyone getting contacting now?
In orbit?
Mm-mm.
No.
Great. Three, five, ten. Um, 3-5-10.
I'm in the game but I'm getting contacts and servers.
Yeah same.
Checking inbound. And I have zero power level now
oh
it's okay how far can you boost
to you
probably fine
last night frost probably fine and to borrow
last night frost I did
I was tripping
like what does he mean
fire team boost
they care about XP
yeah was that just saying it wrong guy like me guy like
me gotta be in tune with the fire team boost that's the only way i can get by no but when
he said fireteamboost i Boost I thought for whatever reason my brain
was talking about that token from
year one where you get bonus
XP or something. And he was
like, Surti will only play if there's Fireteam
Boost and I was like...
No, that's not what I said, bro.
Okay, this is the interaction.
Four, five, eight.
I said, hey,
is there a fireteam team boost and you told him he will only play
what do you meant to say is i am only able to play yeah that's what i meant store guys we have shader shader mark
wow crimson ornament that's really good it's a Wow, Crimson Ornament.
That's really good.
It's a really good ornament.
It's not my favorite but that's still a solid one.
Ghost Shell Some other stuff you'll never use.
Emotes, shader
another shader
and another shader, and another shader.
Now the blue ornament... The blue crimson ornament is definitely
best for sure but that's still not bad.
That's what's going on here then.
Okay so we'll do that.
We'll pop that off
oh really you said this oh my right, guys, I'm not promoting this by no means, but if you missed out on a skimmer, it is here. Now. For money.
It's pretty expensive too, 1,200 silver. Oh it's been there?
Ah.
Gotcha. I didn't even know that.
Hmm... I don't know if your numbers or whatever can get myself invited. If anyone's in orbit.
Sounds good!
I'm in orbit.
Once we get benny uh in here we're good to go right yeah i think ben is the last one right
sleepy benny I don't know. Did he answer?
No,
I called him. You called him?
I bet that guy's out, man.
I think we just have to send the police to his house at this point.
Maybe try and call him on Discord if he's not there.
Can you call your phone on Discord?
I can do it as well. I could just
spam Discord.
I'm sure he's going to be thankful if i wake him up because he doesn't want to miss it on this
i texted him a couple of times so I'll call his Discord.
He'll be back.
No, Benny, no party?
Yeah, I don't want to leave
Benny behind, but I feel like
if Benny was here right now, he would say
Kross, leave me behind.
You know what I mean?
I feel like he would ask me to.
And so,
I'm only fulfilling
what he's requesting.
Right?
Crocky Boy, thank you so much for the Prime as well. You would say that? I would say that. What does that even mean?
What are you insinuating?
I've got unstoppable.
I've got multiple unstops. I've got multiple un-stops.
I've got anti-barrier...
Okay, yeah.
Honestly, I need an overload weapon.
Um Maybe I can do pulse grenades and... Maybe I can still get the stun off. Fast and to purpose is really nice.
We got proxy...
Eeeeee That's probably going to be better. Chad, we have a red death counts Oh! Act 2. I got you.
I see. That makes
sense. ah there it is
he's ringing like a clock. He's going like,
one... I shot nine!
Oh my god.
Guys, we're not even in yet.
We're falling apart.
12 Guys, we're not even in yet. We're falling apart. 12-3
5-7
7
Dime of a call out. 11 out of 10
I'm hanging that one up.
I cannot read the clock
unless she's going from
pure clockwise.
Bro!
Can't read 1 through 9 either,
that's crazy.
And the numbers aren't moving.
My man's eyes
are calling like...
11, 2, 4, 8.
Four.
Like why start at 11 there?
Because it's at the top you look from
top to bottom
why read the clock
in Tormentor room when you can do 1 through 9
because it's a
clock okay it's going to be
10-1-6-9.
Nine.
How is
ten your first call
and nine
is your last one
Doesn't need
Jesus Christ
Cancel me if you want
If you don't have a headset I don I think you should be able to play this game.
Good shit, Frostbolt.
I fucking hate everything.
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Pull it up, take you right there
to and should even apply the discount as well.
He also did tell me he was laying on his bed so chances are there definitely fell asleep
sad I don't want to play with him
hello. All right.
Ron ZK in orbits.
We can shoot out some invites.
Do you want to give me an invite?
Yes, you want to either DM me your name or I could just directly invite you.
Yeah, I can. I...
Oops.
Okay, you can copy-p paste that and DM me.
Oh shit!
Hopefully that worked?
Is Benny here?
No. Okay he's getting replaced then, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I've called him twice on his phone.
Pika has called him on Discord and we have texted him. Did you get that invite, by the way?
No.
I may have to add you. Uh, no.
I may have to add you. Hold on. 2020 Light Level?
What?!
I think your're getting topped off
because I couldn't
re-add you either
wait why can't
Drizzt play
he's not completed
excision
bullshit
no way
I told you
I haven't played it!
Oh my godddd
You have to be on normal before you can do shit
Just do it while we wait for Benny
Is it like super fast or something
apparently a lot of people
yeah and bad light crashing as well right now yeah it's not letting me accept your friend request like it's there but it's not even letting me accept that yeah that's strange uh zk you want to get
everybody else in here before we launch even the normal version because we do have some people that could join us
um it says fireteam is matchmaking that's right now for now oh okay okay
someone you know i'm dropping the name right
here invite pika I'm dropping the name right here.
Invite, Pika.
And then we'll just get everybody else out of there.
Actually, ZK, I'm sending you the name right now.
Pika, give me the...
Frost just so you know,
the other class item that we didn't get to pick up
had Caladin Lair on it.
For you?
Yeah. Oh, you didn't get that no i didn't damn we suck yeah we
please talk for sure did it with me or no are you trying to say? No
Okay. No, no, why the fuck am I contacting right now stop this shit
Did you get it pika yeah
Stop this
People leaving you can you get kicked Frost?
No way!
I don't got a shit in order.
This is bad.
I got weaseled. Oh, God! Oh, no!
Oh, God!
Wait a second.
Will you close it?
Oh, fucking sick.
Can't wait to get cockatued.
Oh!
If only we were
Fortnite players, we wouldn't be dealing with this.
Did we all get Weaseled?
No, I'm good. The rest of us haven't been playing!
Oh nooooooo!
Are you back in queue? Oh no!
Are you back in queue? There's no shot.
Those are the daily limits
I'm gonna go fuck myself real quick
Hold on, I'm gonna get in trust immediately this is some bullshit
whatever you say so
what a great day to play Destiny.
We're just trying to get 12 friends together, like I don't understand the problem.
Who knew that was going to be harder than the actual mission itself?
Yeah,
so we have to do a normal one first.
Yeah. You guys can go ahead without me.
Okay.
Just in case.
We'll speedrun it.
But also for those know, we can...
For those that haven't done this mission,
this is a great opportunity to see the cutscenes and stuff.
Zeke needs to practice.
Oh yeah, don't do the version without any cutscenes.
I got in instantly. Let's go.
So then it's just
Mac? Right?
I'm still contacting. What the fuck is this?
Are you on the one moment, Frost?
I got in but it's contacting immediately.
Yeah we'll stop after a bit.
But were you on one moment or did you just full relaunch?
No I said welcome in,
Frostbolt.
I'm gonna contact him now. Are we waiting for you?
Um... I think we may want to force in before we get booted. Narrative right here.
Stay out of your inventory? narrative right here.
Stay out of your inventory too because it's supposedly causing crashes
and disconnections.
Oh, I got you.
What was your inventory?
Just stay out
while we're launching the missile there he goes there he goes Oh! I'm out of ammo!
That was so stupid.
That was so sad.
Lacking a little bit of context on this, but it's fine. It's fine.
This cut thing does go hard man. as light
this cuts in dusk go hard man their courage bought us one last chance to finish this
but the witness still lives. The guardians and their ghosts will face the witness
while we eliminate the remainder of its forces
i know what is in my majority And freedom lies on that field.
This enemy has taken so much from us all.
Eliksni us all
in its name damn this cutscene is good Awoken. Humanity.
I've...
The Witness, started this war long ago!
I'm not a human being! long ago
but now we end it We've never had anything like a real major war scene, you know what I mean? Mr. Benz,
you've been six months in advance. Thank you, thank you.
What happened? What is it?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm in the game.
Because we don't have requirements
Even to do the normal version bro you must have to beat the raid dude i'll give
you lena no no no no no way yeah are you sure i think you have i'm joining right now.
There's no way.
No, I didn't finish the raid.
Because the people that were salty about the witness being in
the raid bell shut up real quick after they got access
to the mission?
I gave you leader, actually.
Okay.
Looking for it real quick.
On the far right, right? Far right.
Yeah, yeah.
Make sure you pick narrative if it gives
you the option. I have raid.
There's nothing next to the raid?
No, just the raid.
Hmm. Did you progress your quest?
Wait what?
Have you played Final Shape at all Sergi?
Yes!
Did you finish the campaign?
I did the boss fight...
I'm step 30 of 34.
What does it say?
It wants me to do another
mission, wildcard
You might have not done this still.
Oh he hasn't done this sniper dude that takes forever too bro i need
whoever dad made this decision i need them gone like i think it's just that he can't...
So open up a dialogue.
Well, I thought did someone else try to launch us?
Yeah let's trust someone else to lead again.
So fucking Jover!
Because of the error codes on the first day,
The campaign took us two days to finish
So as soon as we finished
The storyline,
I immediately just started
Editing videos
I didn't realize that I had to do all this extra stuff
just to you might be because you have to wait have you been able to say man
i think he's really fucked right now.
It's weird because we actually got to watch the cutscene just now
Are you able to launch the raid, Sody?
Yeah, I can launch the raid
Okay so why the fuck would he have raid access but not
Excision access?
Chat's saying he has to be on step 32
Yeah, I think you do
You have to progress across the line
Can CK launch it right now?
I'm gonna try a replay.
Cause the one with cinematic kicked us.
Yeah just see if it works. It might have kicked us
cause of the server issues you know what i mean
yeah That says we have requirements even for
this one now this one is loading right now
great tragedy Greek tragedy
I mean damn brother as the cross Chat is cannibalizing me right now.
How long would still hunt take if he fucking speed ran the shit out of it. I mean, honestly, like, I kind
of wanted to... I just did this
because I thought Frost needed people. I kind of
wanted to finish the raid first
so that everything was in order.
Like, I kind of intentionally avoided any
sort of info about
this because I had to miss
the raid weekend and then the fallout.
He's saying quit being toxic!
My teammate got arrested,
and so then he got pushed back another weekend,
and now we're doing this.
I don't think this spoils anything to be honest.
Yeah, the mission's kind of like
adjacent to the raid. It's not like a rain spoiler really
Picks up right after the end of the raid
Then um
searching for players oh we're getting gamers okay i'm gonna queue in on purpose with you guys
Stream snipers go
Stream sniping
Yeah we are at 12-12
You guys good?, I mean
I have no problem giving up my spot if it doesn't work
but we were just seeing
You probably have to do the normal one and then you can
do the GM It should be kind of nice, too,
because people can see the DPS phase
who haven't seen it.
It's not going to ruin anything for you right?
Okay yeah we've... I mean there are people in our group we've matched with Bruticus561
Adept! The goat!
Adept!
Yeah he's adept. Nah must be good
Oh my god! Does DPS matter at all in this or is it kind of just like...
You can just stand still okay yeah it stands still during dps get some progress This is what we were made for.
I'm with you, until the end.
We eat the mountains! We drink the seas!
We fight beside you!
Oh no... Right beside you! Everyone does like, sometimes a little bit of this on my screen.
He is so loud This is... wait of this is Vax but the GM version is Titan? Really?
I'm pretty sure it's on one side. Like I'm on the the wall permits on this side.
Like, I'm on the right side when it's taking over you.
Oh man, Tori...
I'm gonna kill him and then we're not going to wake up.
I was soloing it and it was all taken.
Should we pick up Bruticus in a pillow?
Bruticus is a death sword probably.
Fair big fucking deal.
That's a boss hog.
Can you bring div?
How sweaty are we?
Didn't they like just nerf it or something?
Oh did they?
Does no one read that what painting what happened whatever reached out about
what
I literally ran back.
What are you doing?
Oh yeah! We know this is in GM guys.
We know that this is in GM.
Certainly has not done the base version of this quest.
So we are doing
The normal version of it right now.
Oh, fuck dude
We're gonna die need to keep our distance from everything.
Guys, we know that this is the normal version
GM version, we're about to go in and we're doing this normal version to get 30
access and then we'll be good to go.
This is the gameplay only version right?
Yes!
Cinematically it's been buggy a lot. I missed it's cinematically buggy a lot.
I missed it in my personal art.
Yeah... I'm like 2... Is this plate, like?
No.
Keep your focus on the window! I love it. Guard the Brethren.
So is this how we go straight into fighting?
Oh damn, so they're pretty short that's the cannon guardians of weakening thankfully closing in on the witness now this is it he looks like a squirrel.
It's
fine,
but the approach is
written at one of the glyphs squalium.
Thanks to our.
Yeah, yeah.
So we are going to get the same way or I don't know i don't know how it works There is a heavy box there, I think it was after the bubble goes up.
The bubble's up?
Oh, so...
Oh, I see, there's a heavy crate.
The dog just spawns and you guys wanna grab it.
And then comes back, so I don't really know but...
Oh, and like
It's shared but you get em
I might not be on the harder one.
We might get a flag and that's it.
That's not a lot of ammo if it is.
There should actually be some in the camp. Recent Vanguard public, that shit matters.
There are not a lot of people talking right now, I'd prefer to not be able to tell what anyone is saying.
I'm sure the GM version will be on there.
Everyone just needs a little warm up and you can wake up that's all we're doing here. We'll be all right. In fairness, I did tell What is that? Bruh.
In fairness, I did tell Frost I had never done it. Let him know.
So if you think about it...
In fairness, I did ask the genius himself, Magnus
If he was going to be okay. And he said yeah.
So then it's Magnixx' fault then? Yeah.
Fucking horseshit! You trust a guy who doesn't know how to read a clock?! When did this happen?!
No I've read the clock with you for fuck't count one from nine you've read you like reddit
like zigzag yeah your brain can handle more from left to right no we can't it would make sense if
they can't come from left to right when you're counting it counterclockwise no he was counting like he was called
like 11 and then five and then like two i
was just like switch directions what happened bro
thought you could read the clock.
STAND DOWN!
Maybe Frost can only read digital clocks...
At one point he said 14, I didn't know if it was like that
Oh, I love this
Like European time
We are one!
Yeah, we can work on the mech. It's okay.
We won't suffer one more day with you!
I mean, I only had 4000 kills in our day one raid.
We can only do so much.
Oh shit!
So how does this work?
You shoot him in the chest and then you go.
There's gonna be lines on the ground that stand on them.
Yup.
I can only draw right now...
Please don't step in front of me!
Not Papillo.
Wait, does he not do like...
Does he not do like... He doesn't do the slam. Is it after they check them out?
Or is there just one line?
Yeah, yeah, just one.
Good damage!
I got this E-Dog here to jump you. No, you're good at it. Big damage, big damage. I'm not the Zealot who jumps.
No you're not.
No this is like the...
He's definitely climbing.
No he doesn't do the uh
this is the get outta here
huh! I definitely thought he meant
Guardians to me
oh To me! So that was like one phase then?
Yeah, right.
I think we have unlimited time for the damage phase to it's like its health.
If I remember
are you repeating with dialogue that they're saying
what is like the dialogue we're saying in here what
Oh my shit's muted. I have no idea what you're talking about
Because I don't have dialogue on and I hear someone like ripping like guardians to me
No, that's is kind of lagging on the bounce.
Oh, you see?
You don't do that often.
He was really getting into character.
So name him...
Bukai Tsutsi.
Time heavy...
Heavy brick.
I think there needs to be more Y-Wings over here. From my psion to you, turn up the spares! My assistance comes.
Don't cut yourself now.
You heard him chat. yeah
the
here
rotis
on Saturday other 64 player activity.
That would be crazy.
There's another heavy here.
We could probably save it until after damage. Yeah...
That's when Danica is accelerating.
I also want to pick that up.
Go ahead. You're confused, I understand.
Okay so ten years of a narrative okay?
Imagine it all culminates with this moment
All our guardians our allies come together.
It's the endgame moment.
It literally is, this is completely in-game-spired.
You're basically a door dash driver.
I don't speak English?
No! Delivering the- nevermind.
Bro, I did an UPS tag streak up and he was at my door and he didn't like not speak English
very well.
He didn't know anything so we were going back and forth on Translate and I'm fucking...
Like, he was holding it up to me and I would talk to him And then he would talk into it
Don't speak English
You're a nun, you zero fucker
Oh man
The thing I always see with DoorDash drivers is
It's on the thing,
It's a name of some chick and then you just went out.
And the person who actually delivers the food is some fucking six foot tall dude.
I've never seen that game. some like fucking six foot tall dude. Yes!
It's always the name
of a girl
and then I'm like
when I see
the person in the letter
it says it's some dude.
He probably
was dining for his girl.
You think?
Yeah, but like why...
I- maybe he should have the same account as her.
Maybe he couldn't get approved?
And you can just send her the money, no?
I think you should have the account because you get better reviews and shit, no?
Maybe I guess so.
That would be more concerning if that was on like an ebook profile, like the person
does not match.
It's almost like a watch bigger tips.
You tip when you order the food though, not when they're going to-
You just don't tip at all!
I'm gonna get back here though.
You're that guy?
No, I do tip.
I know what you're doing. He's like... I do tip.
These are like huge narrative moments that Surti is completely missing because we're talking about DoorDash drivers. our ghost is awful, our ghost is amazing.
He made the ultimate sacrifice!
But now it's like you have to get tips or else you're picking the time
that's it we did it. We...
We did it.
Yes!
What are you running for?
There's what the fuck?
Yeah, what was that?
Yeah, apparently.
Well, I got... was that yeah apparently well like to be honest i was kind of intentionally not paying attention
because i want that was like simulated blind so
the gm version will essentially be that was like simulated blind so the GM version
will essentially be
my first real playthrough.
I got home,
I see us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I getting joined?
Because this time it was so easy that everyone
just autopiloting through it while I have no
idea what's going on. So I figure I just
listen to nothing and then you get
a real proper playthrough.
Right, right.
This one is it.
We can start
so we're chilling.
Yep.
Yeah, we need one.
Interesting. Yeah, we need one. Did you have someone, sweetie?
He didn't respond.
Why did I get
the triumph to do
excision on grandmaster difficulty.
What?
Yeah!
Check out Triumphs.
I guess we don't need to do it then.
Kev, I just got you an invite see if
you can join and then join primalist community discord
there's no way to watch this tremendous activity i didn't get it
findance yeah i have completed too shape of tremendous activity. I didn't get it.
Yeah,
I have completed two shape of
finality.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Mr.
Difficulty
completed.
Oh,
did that just
count?
That must account counted for it.
It counted for yellow and IA.
Yeah.
Check your charts.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got the two on it.
Should I kick that dude?
No, no, no, no. That's how he's with me and it'll be our 12th.
Do we need another one or are we good?
Oh Kev!
This is my boy Kev man.
It's the boy right there. Evan!
Oh he is high power too that's good.
Is Dim still broken by the way?
Probably yeah.
Oh it's working. Yo! that I learned from it.
It's working.
Yo, freebie?
What should I run for power position?
Kevin the Discord already?
He should be getting in here soon. Can he join this run? Or, he could join General and we can drag him.
What's your question, 13?
What's the best type of heavy for this probably?
You have micro custom
no
arc or machine gun
what about
thunderlord
with arc surge sure that's fine.
That'd be fun.
Get a sniper too.
I can go in there.
You can't escape that one thunder lord guy.
That'd be huge.
Are the Hunters running
still hunt? I like your GL.
I think you're set up fine.
Well,
but GL kind of sucks for this.
Right? I mean, I'm launching shots from Egypt at him.
Nah just try that.
I'm gonna be using the GL personally.
Chat we're going to try this.
I have no idea how difficult this is going to be
Part of me wants to do an Abbey and late build
but we are going in here i don't know man it's going to be weird
that's going to be weird i don't you know my concern is we're going to get shit on.
But that's alright, I think that'll be alright.
The enemies are 20-40? Yeah, I have a feeling we're going to get shit on.
It's chaos?
Yeah.
Alright. Um. Yeah. Alright, um...
I got that weapon. I'm sorry. Are we good to go?
I'm good to go, guys.
Let's get Kevin here, guys.
Yeah, Captain, he's in his room.
He's in here.
It's not locked mode locked by the way either
just like you can change that for real nice huge cool the only gm features
that persist are uh like the res token system and uh if we all die then i'm so excited here we go
we almost all made it through what's up how benny can yeah he lost him or a fallen soldier consumed them wins, Benny or Chicken?
Probably the Chicken.
Yo, this is about to be
chaos!
I'm excited.
So excited.
We've waited a long time for this so I'm excited.
Who's dying first?
ZK mushroom for sure.
I mean, I'd offer but...
I can take one for the team. Zeke and Mushroom for sure. I mean, I'd offer but...
I can take one for the team!
Some of you may die! Oh my god! First player team in there, don't hesitate to engage.
Oh my god!
I think it spawns something.
Yellow's in the middle of that rally though.
I see how it is. Once you play a spawn rally,
it despawns all the others.
That's why I thought it must have been
jesus Guardian down. I'm gonna see if all these middle guys on the right side, guys...
Right side's tethered.
Oh no!
Tethers probably going gonna be huge.
Is that a one shot?
I didn't get this on set.
My wall is gone!
Everybody's just randomly getting one tap.
Damage, damage, damage.
Alright let's get back down. Let's go JG
We gotta call up...
It's our best chance to survive
The red tokens
Oh yeah we're already getting low on red surgeons guys.
No problem no problem.
I said we just all go on one side together.
Help the witness!
Yeah, yeah...
That makes sense.
Right side then?
Oh fuck!
You have to shoot the bubbles when you're floating or else they'll just come in.
Now we feel like Jardians.
Real old Jardian is mentioned?
That was Barrier?
Some snipers on the left
I don't know if we have a hack of...
It's a mod, she used to be that.
He's been dealt him!
Bear in mind, bear in mind. That's Bob. He's been dealt with. I'm gonna die, I'm so sorry.
I'm doing no damage by the way.
Very nice Brogan.
All these snipers on our left are what's cooking some of us I think.
Damn, taking a better night right now. We got another sniper coming up!
Oh, I love him. Call, call, call, call, call, call. Come on, love this.
Air damage.
Love this.
Can't wait to wipe the witness?
Yes sir!
Minutes are going down.
We're getting lives back too.
This is great.
You have a t-shirt?
Mmhmm. The other one is just six down.
Oh my god, I'm working on a snipe right now.
Are we working on big dude?
Yeah, I'm working on making a barrier runner next to him.
Uh, the barrier's marked. barrier right here
everything I'm gonna need a bag.
Oh, tournamenter! No no no!
Alright, tournamenters coming in. I froze him! Oh, you just got hit in the last round.
I'm frozen!
Why is this captain harder to kill than the champion?
There's snipers on the left.
Yeah.
If I'm at- if I'm at- Is that a fishy? Yeah. I got a right shoulder, right shoulder down. You can left shoulder, thumbs down.
Nice, good stuff guys
do we have a disorientating grenade launcher? We can make them be quiet. Freeze.
I think there's one over there.
Yeah, yeah, you can.
You can.
I think we get three resturants for the farms.
So where are these people?
They have so much health!
You're right.
Karma short performance by the way.
What can one man do?
Come on guys.
There's another area behind us. This captain is crazy! Today we take down the witness.
Today we take down the witness.
I think we captured this fight already so we can...
Okay, so let's go.
One in the middle.
Yeah, middle then.
Okay, so now we're going to try and get him out of here.
We'll just have to wait for him to come back.
Oh no.
He's coming back.
Oh no. He's coming back. Oh no. Can we capture this fight already? So we can...
Yeah, middle then.
Can someone explain
Capture in place
Okay I'm trying to school him up!
Very much.
So we found out the witness's weakness, circle.
Yeah.
And scroll.
And triangles.
Dude who put these fucking plates in here? You know those fucking video themes? and triangles
sorry boss i thought you said put em in
like the orc
what?
yes you old fuck this Hey, hold that guy. Yes, we will.
Fuck you!
Okay this is so sick by the way. It's so cool.
This is so cool by the way. It's so cool! So cool!
They're all just stuck in
particle effects now.
Don't forget to talk your transcendence too, like you get crazy damage results. What have you known I have less deaths than him right now? I love how they made it how we actually do have to work together.
There's almost no splitting up.
That's true, yeah I like that.
Is that a challenge?
Yeah.
You can unlock everything. Is that a challenge? Yeah.
I'm dead! Alright, tighten up guys skinny thigh I was like
tighten up guys we got 11 revives
looks like we're pretty good
let's get tight in the hull.
Holy shit.
Watch out! Oh, these out. Okay.
I don't have overload. Behind us, behind us!
Holy crap.
We're getting caught on the left side.
I'm slow.
Freaking out man! Yeah, we can't see shit bro.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
You guys gotta protect me.
All I know is that I'm not the protagonist guarding this all.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid.
You're just a little kid. You're just a little kid. You're just a little kid. I'm not the protagonist guardian.
This is not a story about me.
They go mid? Okay! Oh, he's got the well-known springtrain movie? Yeah.
Okay!
We gotta break that thing
That hurts, that hurts
These lanternrons are just so resilient!
Is there a bullet in the front?
Oh my god, this guy's tiny! That is kind of his resistance though Oh, that was a nice attack.
That is kind of a good one.
I'm out of this.
Whoever's getting started this is gonna die.
We're gonna finish this guy!
We're gonna finish him?
Wait, wait, let me go.
He's fighting a control six stack right now.
What the hell is going on?
It's gonna lag it out a lot, man!
Now?!
Really? I've been on this for three months and now we have two years.
I actually went to fix other people that are lagging. Really? I've been on the train with this guy for two years. Yeah, I'm actually- I have one of them!
I went to fix the people that are in this pool.
Oh yeah! So we don't have our like friends to fight with us right now.
That's not great.
We're Sabatuna!
Yeah they love you.
I can't find a penis for you. No... no! Where's Sabathurn? Yeah, they will help out.
No!
Wait, is sabathun here?
No, but she better than normal.
My friends aren't here in this one.
Don't talk to me. Oh, I see that makes sense.
Yeah.
You know, there are some more friends moving over the place.
I meant like there's a lot of men just over here as fucking fuel.
We also get our...
We'd be way over 20 if we didn't lose this.
I have to kill him?
If we didn't work, incredible performance...
If we didn't run it down...
Let's go team!
Arc so will be dope now this is it these guardians are going He wants to be the last one in the board.
Yeah, we should probably do a side but...
Nah he's chunky!
Oooooh, what?
We can start on... I think everybody is on left left, so if you want to start on the right.
Uh, there's stuff around this guy. Watch out.
Do we have anything for these Overlords?
No, I got it.
Keep an eye on for a heavy chest
Watch the snipers
Heavy chests is not helpful They're around us right now. Yeah, I have a chest as well.
We'll hold it.
Okay!
Okay, I'm knocking the overload.
You know what? Okay, I'm not getting the overload. Appreciate it, Heavy. Yeah well...
Thank you!
Oh my...
Heavy for Britain Levi's dude.
Is this the first band Tormentor?
Was there not still man Tormentor? Was there not still a tormentor, is there still a tormentor left?
Yeah there's one on the right over here.
On the left side!
Let's finish that left side before we move on to the middle there.
That's my idea.
He shot his shoulder off! The shoulders are a bit... I'm good, I'm good.
Oh yeah, left.
The NBA is going to miss her.
Good morning!
I'm so hungry. Come on, man. What's up with that left shoulder?
Oh my god!
What is that?!
I'm making noises! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That one's on me.
We went from 17 to we're going to have 10.
I kid you not, the taking down is one time.
And Cross is probably going to die- oh maybe not?
You can spend all your ammo there's another crate
where you can get on the way to the next side.
Wash our hands again, watch our hands again.
His pockets are still off and now he's in gear.
He got a different grip now? Yeah! so
hey guys what happened to those
all the revives that we built up? There's a train on the left side guys.
Oh shit!
A terrible price!
Our forces are being divided.
Unfortunately, I think we have to tighten up a little bit.
You can use the bubble for a bit. Alright, Earthmen. You're already in my water! I'm thinking that maybe it should die less...
Okay okay okay
Hold on hold on we coming back
No no no!
Yeah so you can burn it again?
I died once
You've been hiding at the back of the Mephthys entire time bro! No, just playing tactically.
We got an overload in the bubble.
Oh shit. Overload in the bubble.
Do we have anything for overload?
One can only withstand so much disrespect before they break in.
I got her, I got her!
Watch out, watch out, watch out watch out Yeah there's a triangle
Oh, outside of it. Overloaded overloaded
Nice nice. It's the part Overload on the left. Nice, nice!
If it's a far left then there is one more in middle.
They're gonna be under 1 in middles?
Niiice good dude! Oh nimbus is above! Nice, good move.
Oh, nimbus here?
Nice.
Oh, finally nobody shows up.
Geez.
Finally.
Maybe we should lose.
We can play on the other side.
Nimbus!
I'd like to go back and get him. I should lose. What are you playing, man? Nimbus!
I'd like to play with a forward party while I'm out here.
Are we depositing more than that? Yeah, yeah, I've been lying around...
Guardian's out.
Damn. If you do see any chance, try to pick them up and we can use those for wrestling.
We have a lot of light sources here on the left if we could get some help over there again.
Yeah, they're standing outside. We can get different help up here again.
Did you guys want to go left side? Yeah, yeah, I was still at first.
Oh, right side then.
There's two champs on the right side as. There's a barrier knight, Colossus.
Who'd you say? On the right side?
I don't know. Barrier or...
You know, like, back right?
Or B.
Oh, I lost it.
I love not being able to use supers in this area.
Great touch.
Barrier again, Colossus...
Well I just realized that too, yeah we don't have supers.
We had it on the whole thing.'s a couple champs on my way.
Remember that you just run through the bubble sometimes?
Yeah, I can call him.
Oh my god.
Yeah, those cook!
If we hook some champs
We can get some tokens
We got one gun blasted.
Yeah, last gun.
There's two more up.
One move!
Continue working this in-house!
Oh man. Here we go. I should have hit him on the side. Oh, me again!
Here we go! Just like the last time, Guardian!
Just to make the last one.
We got more tokens.
We have four tokens and they're different damage points.
Uh oh... Damn, didn they get their damage done.
Uh oh...
4? Just 7 is too much.
Yeah, well it has to be like a really high- I think I'm gonna pop Radiant for damage
And then just shoot Incre increase the chance of staying alive.
Yeah, it's about to be so bad.
I would hate to be in a Guardian that dies to him first.
Just don't. I can't go.
Bro, my off-dose
Striga shots don't reach this far!
Go left in front of me!
Brother?
Guardi! No! Who walked in front of me? Brother! What?! Nooooooo
Oh my word
Uh
I'm gonna go after up. Oh my god, we're doing so much damage. Alright, get off the plane. Oh nevermind.
I thought it was a slam.
Now get off!
Love that damage. And by that I mean we're cooked
Bro, I've seen this sort of damage
before many times
Recoverable, recoverable.
Winnable!
There's no timer though!
Come on let's loot this heavy.
If there was no timer then how come our is still ended even though it barely got anywhere?
But I mean like there's no timer on getting the reses.
Oh yeah, that's true!
The light isn't fading away.
We'll get two. Overlord by the bubble. Now we kill the overlord and then decide who we want to bring back.
Yeah!
First round, take these guys.
Me me me me me me me
That's a strong case.
Cross Poppo was the last one to die!
I have no idea...
Crossbow's gonna trip again and blame somebody else.
I'M HERE!
We get two because it's farm and day, so...
Alright focus at the knees.
Remember guys do not move during the DPS phase
Because you don't want crossbow up to heal himself
I'm here!
And still E-Q Yeah we just stand still and dive into the laser.
Stand still and eat the laser.
We have heavy duty together.
Trying to get him down. I'm focusing on the tournament on the right here, guys. Damn that's unfortunate. That's gonna run out too.
Honestly, I'm just going to rip every...
He's charging! Watch out he's charging!
Oh shit! He's charging, he's charging. Watch out!
Oh shit!
They put you in a bed!
Here we get a div.
Our div is dead because we provided the bomb.
The bolt free!
Where's our third?
Yellows
Okay, I'll get yellow after we kill this guy. We will have two tokens after we kill him though.
Oh he gets 2 tokens?
Yeah.
Good stuff!
He got the boss all by himself. Oh no!
He's heavy on this guy
We have another overload on us right here
Fallen heavy right here
got another overload on us No! The triangles when they spawn, it blocks your grenade launcher shot and kills you.
That's good to know.
Do we have a legitmo inter on left side,
We have unending...
Oh no is that another debuff?
That's so you can't have your shaper
Okay okay
Maybe we could focus the ch or get to one and perhaps
you'd have to break his shoulders
more than normal.
I can't see him, he's hiding from me.
He's a little shy.
We're in the triangle!
Jesus... Oh god! Yeah, the honeycombs. There's a barrier on right... They killed me on board.
My shoulders are dead.
My shoulders are dead.
Stop it stop it stop it.
Where is he?
He's down there.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. right it killed me on my shoulders are dead and children's events Yeah, I am. I'm getting you.
Perfect.
He's hiding. What a bitch!
She's hiding!
Bitch house beast.
Oh... Go! Good job, Bs. Make sure you refresh weapons too.
Woo! We got honeycombs.
You just allowed this to happen
all right if you come on the left side he'll still challenge
yeah we might need to push up a little bit on it. Yeah, just be careful with the hand that comes here.
What?
Man this guy is annoying.
Yeah, I'm trying. I got all this...
Why do they give us so many runs?
We're still hiding back there? I think it's redeemable.
There is also an anti-bearer on the right side
Ah yes, that's him
Might have to focus on this though
Watch out for him, watch the floor please.
We want to get yellow right? Sweet. Nice, I don't wanna miss.
Uh we want to get yellow right? I'm alive.
Oh nevermind.
Thank you!
I'm outdated on this.
Oh! You were almost there again.
Ah, hit the tournament on the left.
Yeah that's a little scary. Hit the storm men on the left. Okay.
Almost dead
It's done
Do you have any more time left? Envy is off Should we all rotate left side and kill these two champs over here?
Yeah, yeah. We need to just focus one side.
Fire Teemo. focus one side.
We got an overload right here so we can get him down.
Guardian down. Damn!
I'm shooting it with overloading, I didn't get a finisher
Oh, give that hand away from me please
How do you lift the bubble? You gotta hurry too Tidal Scions are sending you a synaptic spear.
I got a barrier too.
Let's see how low she ever did that.
Yeah, got her.
She made me active!
Oh we're fine guys, I have the synaptic spear.
There's an Overlord pushing us right now!
Overlord pushing us on left, on left, on left!
Bring it, come on!
I was going to have this epic spear.
I'm banking.
Nice.
I'll make a shadow up because he's been dead for like 20 minutes.
Without saying anything?
I've been trying to revive him every time,
but we get one token and Swarm has someone else
so i just have to run back.
I was just gonna throw this away
so it makes sense.
Leave me for last
I don't have contact to make
There's a few on bright
as well that we can finish
first and res this
They keep spawning
infinitely So if we just all focus the
same side and we'll get through them yeah i'm not like we're filming that we almost got another
champion now let's do that um coming left to help you kill him.
He's weak!
Yeah there's two of them in the red and one with all their little tokens so we have
Soundclaws again this morning are locked down.
Huge. Quick. Star plus again, that's one more left. Yeah good point!
There are two more ships on the left
There is one right in the center there
Let's go... if we go
right side there is an overload in the barrier.
There's another one on the barrier.
Yeah, we're playing it.
I'm flaring him back!
Oh, that's cool.
Can we keep farming red tokens on the dairies?
We should get a couple.
We should snap up and pick them up right now.
I'm down!
We can get more focus on the left side of it right? You're getting stuck in a corner!
Forgotten!
Okay let's's one. Let's hold off on the lights like 50.
Oh, there's another one pushing me.
Watch out!
Watch out!
I'm gonna come up here and get you.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here.
I'm coming up here. I'm coming up here. I'm coming up here. There's another one pushing there. Watch out, watch out!
Oh! On it comes!
Love cheese!
Proglobe is marked.
Yes... Is that everybody else? Got it. Nice.
Is that everybody else?
That was the last one on backup. Let's get a couple more revives.
There are still barriers unlocked as we start over there.
Yeah, there is still a shit ton of barriers here for us.
Watch out for hands!
If we can get them weak I can get finishers
Watch how much our hands are in red gray
We're lucky They have like more AoE than they look like
they should have.
On the bright side, we only need like...
8 more DPS phases.
That is true.
Next time let's just focus on getting some tokens back.
I love that possibility.
Yeah, I know. I'll pay for it at the same! I love that positive image
We're not in the world where we can pop it on the left.
We don't have supers.
Hold up I'm gonna kill this guy. Goodbye. Where I would put my well. That's your well!
Be ready to break this barrier shield
Well he is lagging for me
Yeah they're all kinda lagging.
Overload is weak. The barrier's weak too.
Dude this is a WAR man!
Oh no!
Uh oh.
Alright we gotta pour down again.
Shit.
We're going in reverse.
We are just very split so we aren't trying to work on the same champions
to get tokens.
I turn around and work the middle.
Move like a little bit forward in the middle because the hand keeps falling into the same spot
There's enough cover to avoid dying to like...the adds
And then with uh, with no control we should be fine.
You don't need to pick up a bomb for anybody who can shoot the brakes which-
you don't take that much of this.
You don't have to be standing in the thing to shoot him?
Oh! You don't have to be standing in the thing to shoot him? Uh oh.
Oh!
How about that?
Is yellow dead right now?
No, I'm alive.
Okay cool.
Everyone come to the bubble we have an overload on here
let's kill this overload together
and then after you kill the overload let's all hop in the bubble and get weapons
and then...
Just push out there to triangle.
That's cool.
I have it on good authority.
And by that, I mean a random first-time chat
that I had no idea if I could trust but they said we'll all res
if we get the DPS fast.
Really? That damn way.
I'm not just taking my reputation on a first time chatter, but who knows.
That's okay, I'll stick to my reputation.
I mean Twitch chat has never been wrong before. Oh yeah, I did revive you. Wow!
When I said that was a chatter,
I knew that. That was me.
Nice!
That was...
I was the first on chat.
But you will still have less relives, and we should've just got relives without letting anyone...
Do we ever limit a lot of APS levels by the way?
Well now we do. Do you have a woman in the mother of eight? Yeah.
What do you get, dps and then oh well I was going to, but now that you are coming. Yeah, they'll scrape them along.
Go straight so we have one right? straight. Right.
Guardians out
alone, not standing anywhere close to that
city
and
taking my hands Damn! Damn, this is fast.
No way! I didn't even see anything. I was in the middle of his guy.
Use my shadow?
Use my shadow?
Down to my primary.
Was it Deji?
Was it Deji?
Okay.
We did better though, surely.
Oh yeah.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him. We got him? We did better though, surely.
Oh yeah, this is a lot better.
It is significantly better.
I can't see his health right now.
The damage is good and...
Well done, well done. We're driving. Attack all now.
Um, we can try be cut.
You can stop now! I'm just scared of the arms
Yeah we do also have these prismatic pens everywhere
When the arm's on it you can literally immediately go right so it'll leave.
This is fantastic guys, yeah right side seems to be good.
What if I just send over the...
Gold uh, low I can stun him. You should be stunning too. Can you get Viv on my team? Yeah, I'm gonna go for it.
I'll just take the kill.
I don't have any time to do anything.
I'm going to try and get back up here.
I think we're good.
I'm not sure if we can get back up there.
We've got a lot of people in this area that are trying to come out.
I'm not sure what they want us to do.
I'm not sure how much damage we need to deal with them.
I'm not sure if we can get back up here.
I'm not sure if we can get back up here. I'm not sure if we can get back up here. I'm not sure if another overload right side.
Careful with the explosion.
Right sides really easy to palm off here. There's an overload farming on the right side for Revaise right now.
He's just getting spawn trapped, this is huge.
Watch out for the Overlords moving up on the left side just
careful once uh once you break the shoulders
we'll have to focus him because he's gonna go crazy man. We got the remember
a lot of
crap
heavy
crap
I mean,
yeah,
I guess we don't really need to worry about as long
as you make it
to DPS
is
here because there's yeah we should have a little bit though because
oh there's another pretty sure is unlimited and it just keeps going
forever so we want to make sure can we target the tormentor right
yeah let's go right there's also a with their left when we're done. We have Obvious.
Ready to farm up tokens?
During the third phase I'm pretty sure it's unlimited so we just keep doing damage until it's done and if there are no tokens during that, we're fucked.
Oh, when did you look at?
That's what I'm hearing.
Oh, tokens are in front of you?
Wait what if I die?
What's up with that move?
The third DPS phase
You just keep going. Oh, we go forever?
Yes.
So get them out right this time.
That explains the statue problem.
Fire him. That explains the stat problem. Parry on right!
So it sounds like a DPS phase got replaced with long DPS phases?
Basically, yes.
So if we have like five plus
tokens for that I think we'll be fine
Or more
For one
I'm undimmed for 1 second. Just make sure we don't scrape.
I still have a fireball left somewhere.
Yeah, he's like far back most of the time I think.
There's two barrier champions, EZmon
on the right side
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Should we like not
revive people? right now?
Oh, so that way you get the free ones?
Yeah.
Yeah I mean we're still far away from when we were in the beginning.
I wonder if you have available revives when
you trigger DPS? If it will spend the ones
that you have in order to pick up
the people
But if you don't have them
it doesn't fit. Probably not.
Probably give a something there, right?
Give me a little spin that it does what we want it to do.
Can you press on chatters and landfares?
Yeah.
Hey they've been two for two so far.
Florida man! I call for aid!
Can you hop on the left side with a shaman's shield.
What happens if i run out of ammo during the third DPS phase?
That's why I was looking for you, right?
Did I midnight-koo him for a year?
Yeah. right now. I'm like midnight going for a year. I might get there, but it's always laughing at me.
Oh yeah.
It is so bad for me.
Is him working again?
Yes, he was working again.
Get your outbreak.
My gun is invisible though so...
What? When it's invisible?
I know! Even my machine gun. I can't see anything.
Call of Duty strat!
Let's get that Tormentor left for two tokens.
We have to get them anyway.
True.
Let's get him anyways.
But let's do it for the sake of the tokens.
Yeah, but we're not going to be able to get any more tokens.
We'll just go with the tokens.
Okay.
So, what are you doing here?
I'm trying to find a way to get some coins. Oh, let's get em anyways.
But let's do it for the sake of the tokens!
Are we still spawn trapping the right side ones then?
Yeah, we got some barriers here.
Ah yeah, I backed off on it.
We should bring the whole team over
and let's focus this for a minute.
How much is he gonna go at here?
I'm probably left.
Rotating left! I'm probably low You're rotating low!
He's visible right now
Do you guys think it's gonna show the kills at the end?
I hope not anything
next is we have to lose them out probably
I've just been focusing on not spending lives. I got carried on day one
I love that for you. Oh! I love the brush.
You guys are doing great.
Formant's our then that overload.
Coming down low on the left.
Watch out, watch out!
Oh no he's coming, he's coming!
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, that's huge. I've just been setting off the ammo.
Oh, that's actually...
That's fine.
We get to go through rain and stuff now.
We got two more Overlords that just wound up at our sun, we can kill them off right this
moment.
Nimbus is here!
I need to move!
Watch for their movement.
I'm sorry!
What's Nimbus doing there?
That's a huge dude!
Oh my god!
He's so big! He's so big! What's Nimbus doing here?
That's a huge dude!
Gotta help meeeeee
We can't even get past him We get our supers at the end though right? Or do we not get them at all?
Do we get our supers at that?
No supers.
Oh.
I have no clue.
How do we get like a ghost?
You can get supers! Yes. Oh we get like a ghost?
Oh, you can get the Ghost!
I think.
No, there's not too much DPS in this game.
Blocked 2-0-5-1-5
Spreading misinformation
Ah, that was... I did think you got them at the end.
It's like the ghost scale
where, like, you launch that shit on
Yeah, exactly.
You guys are really ambitious popping it on the triangle
Yeah, we got some on the left.
Oh chat it's skills how many people you
got?
Wait don't reload. Wait don't revive!
It's okay, it's okay.
This freaking wild man!
Oh my god!
Don't rest me, don't rest me
Thrones, Thrones watch out!
Oh B
Now we can pick up two more lightgrabbers and we should be good Come with us for last one I'm banking one right now.
Coming in for the last one.
I'm gonna get this res 1 second. I'm up, and it didn't...
We had another one before.
You're at nine!
So that's good to know.
Am I the new chatter?
That's in the promotion.
Yes you are the new chatter convert
Of course I know he's me
So yeah, I guess have outbreak running
I don't have it but... I have Osco Striga that's pretty good.
That's a triangle.
Oh still Striga!
All together now let's hit it!
Can you just un-flat your life while we are up here.
Whatever we do damage, staying alive is more important.
Oh...
Apparently it's really hard to jump up there.
In what you might call a vertical challenge.
Dude, what the fuck?
We should grab... OHHHHH!
I just can't even see like when you're zoomed in you can't see everything Oh lovely! Everyone's dead.
Nice nice nice.
This damage phase is for everyone, we should 100% rez everybody so we can keep going.
No more rezzes.
There's champions up below the point.
Is there? We feature or something?
Yeah, there's one on the bottom left.
It's like where my token is. There was a barrier right here.
I just need to be hit firing.
Dude, I died to the bees!
Yeah, I saw you but it was crazy they came up from nowhere.
Beam, they're beaming, they're beaming!
Nooo! They're beaming, they're beaming! Nope.
That was such a visceral...
Save me yellow, save me!
She'll be talking now.
I'm like! Should be a token now. Wait, where are you?
Oh, we're on the...
I'm like...
I'm getting nothing.
We need to kill another one for resurgence.
Let's kill this right side one.
This right side one.
Okay, I'm coming.
If someone...
Yeah, we need two more.
Just loot it heavy by the way.
I'll just loot it heavy. I'm coming.
They just looted the other one.
Is this a barrier as well?
Yeah, it is a barrier.
I brought an SMG, sorry.
Perfect.
Got something to offer! Perfected!
Okay, we need to get one more.
Yeah, we need one more.
You know what's fine?
There is one up on the left.
So I'm not going gonna worry about it.
Yeah yeah yeah
Drift's going AFK
Alright let's get him
it let's just keep going back and forth and getting the kills that's fine we'll
just keep getting the rest tokens while they're damaging
i want to do damage you did
yeah i jumped right in there. I should have just stayed up in the air.
We'll go over there for damage in a sec.
My finger's tired of all this DPS, man.
You don't have a lot of
that's true.
I should I should just say right now my strategy is
just float in the air during it
i really can't kill you three more champions
oh they're gonna wait we'll revive everyone when we get the final stand? Bye!
Oh, I fucked up.
Is everyone up?
I hope it all reminds them.
Okay...
Alright, we've got a little party right now.
Kill me!
That is just-
Oh, never mind. Now I'm an NPC. Oh nevermind now i'm gonna turn into a beast.
Nice!
Yay!
Let's do it!
I can shoot!
I know what to do.
Come on Ghost, come and hurry home!
Guardian!
Get out of the truck outside with me!
I'm ready!
Come on now dude.
He's dead! ready Holy the shield! Yeah.
He got this hard!
That would be insane.
I'm gonna go insane. I don't want to do Guardians!
Ayyyy, let's gooo
GG
That is a perfect ending.
I wish we could just roll back out before it even says
Scream!
That's it!
We did it.
Half the team is like, invisible.
We did it.
Oooh, there goes Catalyst.
There it is.
Oh, chaos.
Yippee.
Oh, Catalyst.
Oh my god.
Catalyst. Please. Oh, catalyst. Oh my god.
There's a catalyst for Urgo.
Yo, grab him.
Is that the end?
No DPS numbers?
That was clutch. let's fucking go former
well just a little bit of common
and he had shots and i'm not sick
postmaster post master let's do it again
i need the loot this shirt is completely full so he gave me
the ergo some is that what you normally get for
completing a normal no no is it what i got the catalyst for it as well
yeah you guys sword catalysts i got two ascendant shards and i got a pinnacle weapon
oh i got the sword and the catalyst.
I normally get the sword from my
male heart.
It's like
a daily rotator. Each overthrow is
a different one and you can farm the...
It's a random roll. So i just dodged that whole process
i mean you see if you want a specific roll you still need to go farming
but okay is there a reason to like re-farm
that mission loot wise ergo some baby different roles for it or something i guess
you want to hate your life yeah that sounds like the. Do you want to gather 11 friends?
He does damage in the raid too,
the little beams.
That and it's worse.
He one-shots everyone on the ground so you have to jump.
Here is a big question guys.
Was the loot worth it?
No.
You got intoxicated bro. I saw so much of this when there was That's what I'm saying bro, that's what I needed today.
Like a thousand glimmer to from the I'm gonna run route two from that. I'll cross out the shot here, yeah.
I started with a thousand gold.
Mathematically speaking it was very worth it.
Alright so... You guys have to go have a dinner so...
GG's
Yeah that was fun guys
Hey guys, fun playing
GG's everybody
Have a good one Peace, everybody.
Man, Bungie really did... They talked this thing up.
They made it out... By the way,
hold on, I just want to say
I cannot believe we beat that on our first
try because shit got... I was
expecting a team wipe at any moment.
Shit got sketchy really quick.
We were down to like five people up in zero revise you have one deck that whole time kev damn calf damn couldn't be me could be me?
I'm glad I brought you in there then, Kev.
Y'all had negative
revives? Accidental.
You know, I really wish we had the scoreboard and then I could reflect.
Because I know that...
We were putting in lots of kills.
A lot of kills.
Interesting.
Like a LOT of kills. Interesting. Like a lot
of kills.
Look at the cat. I saw the catalyst already, yeah.
Yeah, just to flex.
Like a lot,
a lot.
I was ability spamming
so much on my end.
Curious? i was you i was ability spamming so much am i in your return honors me carry the lighthouse
i got you
like almost as much As me
Yeah
We made it through GM
I will just say this
Look at that 69 stat roll.
Terrible everywhere else.
The mobility...
I will say this.
I like the mission.
I like the difficulty scaling.
Like, I like that they didn't give us any allies, they put you in there
with you and a team of 12
and it scales
a lot more the more players you have
in there from what I'm being told. I'm being told that if you
end up doing it with a trio or even just four
or five people, it doesn't scale as harshly
as what we were dealing with.
With
that being said though,
it is interesting that
the loot that bungee talked about um one you know
where they said is this going to be greatly rewarding is the ergo sum catalyst
guardian i don't know if that was just bungee baiting us i mean and look this
is coming from someone who i am a big fan of urga some
and i i do appreciate it, Catalyst.
But he just didn't come across as the great reward.
You know?
Below that's fine. We'll take it
we'll take it all day long
I'll take it all day long
I shall not complain anymore all right let's see i got that
back's killing me really is that really the level though that's terrible
all right now
what we're really on here for is echoes i i actually like these because les do you want to do this quest are
you on right now looks like there was a rat living in there.
This should be better.
Oh.
Okay. oh wow it actually shows the kills damn Wow I so here is
the scoreboard so there there is a scoreboard
you have to go view it afterwards so at the top the most deaths was zk's for
a minute oh zk what happened brother uh pick other than frost shadow mr fruit sardine yellow myself
okay mac live strong Myself. Okay.
Mac, Liv, Straster, and dude, Kev really did only die one
time.
Oh my lord, Kev.
Thank god, because... kev thank god because we were feeding all right
and then these are the kills
okay so even though frostbolt died a lot he had a lot of kills
he's gonna have 454 kills gotcha gotcha okay here's where you don't want to be
you don't want to be here
you don't want to be ZK with the most
deaths but mediocre kills but hold on yellow even though she has 119 kills keep in mind
she's given right she's got she's got an excuse and a good one. Did ZK bring a rose in there? Did he? Yeah.
He brought Rose and Matador in. No, that's good shit though. That's good shit. door.
Nah, that's good shit though. That's good shit.
Hello?
Les, you need to do the seasonal quests?
Yeah, I'm doing comp real
quick. I want to get the auto rifle, see if they fix
their random rolls.
What part of doing comp
real quick are you talking about?
I'm about to go do the season story like now.
I'm in a game.
Okay, so what is that?
Like are you
beginning your grind of
fuck my game just crashed
never mind
Are you like on one
or three games right now?
No, I'm at two or three games.
Well, I'll be at two or three games
then I'm going to go do the quest with you.
I'm not waiting for that.
As soon as I get in the game
I'm going to go do this thing. Cross, look at your melee kills.
What is there?
It doesn't break it down by
melee kills.
Okay. it doesn't break it down by melee kills oh in the app probably in the app
yeah in the app probably in the app it does yeah
i don't even know you can view that in the app hat the hell man how do you even go and view that in the app chat where do i go oh yeah here we go gotcha gotcha Nice.. you make it the out of my way I hope it doesn't put me in a few.
No way, it's still down?
No, I just got booted from the game.
That's all.
Yeah, we beat gm excision
and we just we just knocked it out. I'm going to go use the restroom. I'm already at the helm.
You can join me as soon as you're done.
And by done,
I mean not this game.
I mean not next game.
This game! game that was a fun watching cross not get in the game for three hours.
Was that a fun time? Someone got that fell asleep how was that work and it was a lot of fun
it's from watching cross thinking he's getting in and then it's just like nah bro
very good
I get every little bit of hope and it's just like snatched.
Yeah, you know?
Snatched away from him.
Like he was saying I was sitting in my office drinking my coffee watching it happen.
Evil smirking you know what i mean?
All for an Urgle sub catalyst because that believe that shit chat that's that's crazy All right.
It is not even good.
All right, Chad.
Let me turn up the audio.
I do care about the seasonal story.
It pulls me in.
It's got me by the balls and who I mean specifically Maya has got me by the balls and what who i mean specifically maya has got
me by the balls let me turn up the music here
i'm glad you've returned captain i have been studying
the data you gathered from nessessus, and I believe I have discovered a new way to help you so I won't get abandoned again.
By analyzing viable radiolaria samples from different sites across the planet.
I can determine whether the aberrant behavior of the Vax is a regional phenomenon or something
deeper. Of course, to guide you to the correct sites I would need permission to temporarily promote myself to your commanding officer.
Which i have just done as my parameters include tacit approval.
Come on, Captain! Let me take the lead for a change.
It'll be an adventure.
Alright...
She's delighted by your return! Blah blah
blah, come on captain. Let's
do this shit. What is it?
I was gonna say, it sounds weird
you saying Maya has got your mother balls because that's my fiancee's
name so I don't know
it sounded weird
I'm sorry
when you said that I was like
huh?
yeah no I meant specifically
Maya Sundaresh,
the
scary lady.
Scary lady? Okay, okay. Gotcha.
Do you really think it's Maya back there though?
I do.
Hey, come here, make sure you put your plants in this bitch.
Look at that!
Look at that!
Fuck yes we're gonna go find some space weed
and we're gonna- Is that where we're going? We're gonna go find some space weed. And we're going to grow this shit.
Oh my god!
I don't count the loot from that.
None of it red borders.
You got an exotic though, what?
Did you get exotics from that?
I guess so yeah.
That's pretty nice.
That uh...
Yeah that space uh... yeah.
That space, uh...
Mary Joanna!
Mary Joanna!
Alright, hold on.
I'm gonna place some more stuff in here.
Nice! uh i'm gonna play some more stuff in here okay nice i like it i like it all right next step it has us going
uh Uh, let's see.
Okay, so this guy is doing the X's black mission.
Alright, um...
Les, give me just a second. I got my tea.
Okay. Yeah, give me just a second. I got my tea. Okay.
Yeah, give me like two minutes.
This man is making
tea.
...... Co-worker i could have done my third com game bro
okay well i'm gonna be honest you haven't even thought about the wedding yet.
Am I doing a 12-man GM? Fuck no!
Wasting my time. all for an ergo some catalyst that gives me ammo off of transcendas grenade hits wow i like that's all
I've ever wanted
so contentless uh
maybe i'll go under and solo it who knows for solo I don't know
they become acquired once we change artifacts that's a forever using the sword again let's be real I don't know what makes it worse.
The fact that it's an ergo,
some catalyst is not very good or that bungee hyped it up as like
some crazy reward. I don't know what's worse.
I do have a g1 one i have a void g horn vortex frame so I'm gonna go send those more damage while transcendence though.
That's true, I forgot about that perk.
A brand new exotic? Well, not exactly but when you say it's worth it I'm expecting something really really good I don't know this is me
that's he's the puppy? I have a puppy. You know what would've been pretty cool?
This might sound crazy,
but what if the GM gave you
a chance every week of the raid exotic
like you do it on three characters you have three chances
you know i mean about slight chance of getting the exotic
from the raid
that would have been
a W, I think that would be a W
fuck no why not
it gives you an incentive to do the raid
and then continue to do
the actual ending of
the raid which is killing
the witness
and you have six chances in total I thought it was pretty good which is killing the witness.
And you have six chances in total.
I thought it was pretty good.
And it's a GM, bro.
It's just not easy to get a full team for.
Kevin Uxot is a pair of scissors?
What?! That's too pair of scissors. What?
That's too much over delivery.
Well, everyone that's saying LL has the exotic and doesn't want anyone else to have it.
That's the issue here.
Is this being greedy? It's not being greedy. Greedy. it that's that's the issue here
as being greedy he's not being greedy is just play be pretty nice and the fact that bungee gave us a raid exotic for completing contests like
guarantee was really good now make it a chance from the raid obviously and then
from extension grandmaster and there you go i think it's pretty good or just run the raid
yeah that's what i'm saying. It's a slight chance.
I'm not saying it's the exact same chance of getting the raid exotic as if you did the raid.
I'm saying make it a very slight chance compared to the raid
you know what i mean it doesn't have to be the exact
you know percentage of it to drop but like guess my chance wouldn't hurt anybody.
It makes the raid not special? Dude... dude
how does it not make the raid special it's literally the ending to the story what do you what I'm here guys.
Let's do this thing.
Your chat is 50-50 on if uh, so I said that instead of the Ergo Sum Catalyst what if they made it like a very very slight chance you can get the raid exotic from doing the GM excision?
Once a week.
Ehh...I don't know about that.
Really?
Damn you're gatekeeping too? That's crazy!
You know, I just uh...
I think that one needs to be with a raid only.
Okay. me Yeah, maybe like some red border weapons. All right, let's play it.
How is that any different?
All right captain I will now engage my proximity-based sample detection method.
Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
Beep. Beep. Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep,
beep, beep!
Target located. Please investigate
the area.
Oh wow, what is this spot?
Oh!
Wait. Something's wrong here so I'm gonna bring this in the lost sector.
Is that what it's doing? Maybe not actually, seems like
its above us.
There is proximity sensor...
come farther from it, apparently?
Hold on. I'm getting closer.
Now I'm back to room 5. I think it's by me. Oh, down right.
Oh it's over here!
Nice Nice. Ah, jeez! This is a ride or two?
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I crash, sorry. so Chat, you know what would have made me instantly like the cost riders?
Is if they themselves were the ones that gave us skimmers and not to conquer that
do i understand the concordat and like you know the factions and all that stuff
i'm down for some facts and stuff, but imagine if the costar was good as hell.
Alright Captain, I think I kinda led you into an ambush before.
Let me try this again.
Beep.
Why is she beeping?
Beep. Beep. Why is she beeping? I asked Barbara the trunk
keep beeping fell safe what the fuck we know is it this way?
Oh, it's this way.
Hmm, there it is. What? Oh, a sea. All right.
Hold a secret?
Oh, it's at the plant.
Oh that's important.
I'm on all of the plants.
Chat what kind of plant is this? want all the plants.
Chat, what kind of plant is there?
Testament ID NES-0-002
Ah, that's
better! A perfect sample! I will process it and use it as a baseline for our future research.
Please deliver it to my mainframe in the remains of the Exodus Black Hieron message.
But be warned,
The Vex and Fallen are swarming in increasingly concerning numbers!
Hmmmm... uh
i guess so all, let me do that one.
Yup, X's crashed. Interesting.
Put her in an X already? I'm surprised we haven't done that. But again, there's going to be
all kinds of complications and then losing Felsafe
herself losing Felsafe herself.
Apparently his trait got changed a lot too, so... Really?
I don't remember Bungie mentioning that! So. Really? Yeah.
I don't remember Bungie mentioning that!
Did they say they were updating it?
Didn't you say they were updating it way back when, and I guess we just never got it?
Or did we get the updated version of it?
I don't know.
Like they talked about it then...
It's kinda like a lot of-
Did you know Gambit got updated?
I never knew it got updated. What do you mean it got updated what do you mean he got updated and he
got him he got the new map yeah the well it's an old man but he
got the new map in the lucent hive attitude at the
beginning of the final shit
did budie mention this?
Supposedly they mentioned it
in the
article, or the Sandbox article
but I don't remember it.
I don't remember it. I don't remember at all.
Wait can we always start from here? No.
Not at all.
This is strange.
Wait...
What are these?
Are they on the map like missions or what is that?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I think it's a mission. It looks like an overcharge. Oh, yeah. Wait, I'm overcharging. Are they on the map like missions or what is that?
Oh we have to kill these enemies I got an arc charge.
Now i have an arc charge, I should be able to put it in here.
Somewhere else...
Oh, we joined it halfway.
I hope that doesn't fuck up what we're trying to do here.
One of the people are doing a mission
and just dipping doing the mission.
I just dip in
and take it with my guy now what?
Restart,
I'm being told we need to restart. Okay.
It looks like people are doing the mission and then dipping.
Ah! Oh!
Looks like he's going.
Alright, let's stick some shit in this. What shit?
That shit!
There you go. I'm gonna stick in there?
You're good.
Good save there, Chad!
Good save!
Oh this is even better then.
We're catching this mission toward the end?
Did it break it or something? What are you gonna do with this? I think we gotta charge it up
just like we were running
oh there we go
it gives you more ammo guys when you use your transcending grenade with ergo
it grants you ammo Oh, nice. Huge damage. I think it's gonna be a good guy this time.
Yeah, you mean like the collars?
The collars? You mean...
Some of them have got the collars on em'.
Wait, something is like... Something gonna be linked to MIH.
And the Treader 14 gets that same collar on
them
okay postage detected energy signatures I'm services unless it's matching data me for some services
unless it's matching that of nes002 she has dubbed it in es
hello to see and request your on-ground assistance with hunting it down
all right let's you ready down. Alright, unless you're ready?
Is that it?
That's it!
Let me see.
Deliver the new...
Wait, where do I have to put this amp back?
Oh. Deliver the new... Wait, where do I have to put the sample at?
That's not it. We gotta launch into a... You didn't get anything right there?
You should've got- you should be on step 13.
Are you on 13?
No, I'm on 12. It says samples collected.
Where do you collect samples?
Oh, that's weird.
I collect it down low.
There's a spotlight there.
Oh, okay hold on let me see.
Ah! Ah, there we go.
Now we're good.
Blueberry, good luck on Nightstrike.
We wish you the best.
And get to our stasis
Put on I'm gonna put on... DICKSHIT! You can't quite fuck this skin.
What?
Out of you.
Les, have you played the harder difficulties of this activity?
Executable...
We did it in the first day.
I felt like whatever variant we played was much easier because
i came back to play it and dude the activity is fairly challenging
apparently there's like a way to get extra loot i just don't know how to do that
it's like a thing with the hammer charges i don't know what you do with
that oh shit dude so Yeah, man.
Is it Strand Surge?
I thought you said Stasis. You said
Stasis Surge? Uh yeah, Stasis Arch. if you said Stacy search yes this is our data Deleted! Have fun, fireteam.
Hello, failsafe. I am glad to finally be working with you.
Ditto. You're so much smarter than the cave unit they sent last time.
Ha! Very good. Well then, if we put our heads and your scans together,
We will decipher the Vex's plans in no time.
Hey, Kat! Fallen bombs ahead and they're modified with Shadow Legion tech.
Let's get their wires I don't know if this is the story.
I think it's maybe the story version of this.
We're not playing that necessarily the hardest one.
No champions,
either.
Oh! so proximity sensor is that what takes you to the plants.
Yes!
I've got a specimen here there we go so that's how that works okay let's get down the whole thing. You haven't done the hunter class items yet. The girl falcon, galalor is here.
What's that? Galalor and uh...girl falcon together?
Actually really nice.
Oh shit.
Why's this not letting me put it in?
Alright, I guess I don't put it in there. I got data right now.
Oh shit! I got data right now. You talking about the artifact mod?
No, no like the class item and you get the...
We tried the girl falcon gallinor combo
where you give all time around 10 you get
what spirit of spirit of bird pockets with a spirit of what
galanor galano okay. That's actually that a good combo? You get confidence, long time rounds and you get 50% of your super every time you use it.
I'm gonna take Orpheus together with Galar or with Groffalken which is pretty fun.
I got shown by the way, I don't know where our teammate is at. All around.
Not even the positive thing.
Okay, here we go. Shit it disappeared.
You have done well Captain! Good job! I am proud of you!
That is not sarcasm.
Sending new coordinates...
I agree with Failsafe's assessment, but the Vex will not. Look for samples. a lot of heat's coming your way to get it back
was it back here chet I don't see any of them. Fire team member with high data yield found.
Your achievement has been memorialized in my memory core.
I left a sample over here before you. memory I'm getting all that too. You just pick it up.
Goodies! All the goodies.
Oh, no! so so That is a lot of data. Stepping in.
I need to microcosm so much for a second.
It's actually really good, mmhmm. The Vex are boiling in their cakes processing that data loss.
Does that spawn in more samples?
It's spawning like maybe power- up and other things. so so I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.
Hey! You threw out there commander.
An attack of opportunity is advised!
It is more beautiful than I could have dreamed. Wait, is there a KABOS stop?
What?
There's no way to come out six times. I'm so sorry. I'm not in the game right now. Break their hold.
Oh, you want that from the gun! I got you.
Hold on.
That's a portal right here let's make sure we're not missing the samples.
Okay, good. Yeah. To the portal or...
Apparently with some of these Vex Conflicts, you deposit posit something your shit some more rewards
More I would be outraged and retaliate with violence. Write the tones for more samples.
I like to see you looking so strong, powerful...
...and murderous! What the hell? Look what I can do. I'm gonna of ammo. I'm not sure if this is the right way to go, but it's a good idea.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think we should just leave them here for now. Data acquired. Please accept this in exchange. I'm going to go back and get the other one.
That's pretty kinky! it's very pinky I'm going to get that data.
Guardian, secure it! Fire me! Fire team, your data is secure.
Huh? That's weird...
It is not weird! The Guardian does not fail.
No, I mean normally Vex procedures trickle down from the top minds, you know?
But these are all talking to each other instead.
I see... that is strange, we cannot rely on bringing them down by
cutting off the head then? Nah no matter! We have enough fists for them all!
Come to me, the over here, you get more stuff. Apparently.
Yeah.
I don't have...
I don't have enough though.
No, no.
You can also loot like extra chests up here too. I don't have enough. I don't have enough, though. No, no.
You can also loot extra chests up here too but that's in the normal run we do.
Yeah.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Um...
Alright, I don't really know what's unfolding narratively.
I've heard a lot of this too. I mean, I'm not...I'm kinda keeping up but it seems like
All over the place it seems.
Well no its just like we haven't- I was expecting Maya to make an appearance so far.
Already but she hasn't made anything yet.
Read the lore tab for the season pass
Sparrow and ship. Oh, okay, okay
We're already at 14 out of 25 though
We're more than halfway.
Alright, you place NES-002C in Villastate's research bay
alongside NES-002A and B.
Shining and beautiful just like me,
Felsip gives an awkward chuckle and pauses for a moment.
The moment grows longer. The silence remains unbroken.
Guess they can't all be winners.
Leave me here and I'll take a look at our new prize
captain, Bert Tom Bryant's intent
not to be the first AI to die of embarrassment.
Alright, so we just
picked up a new quest right here. As you upload your
most recent gathered data into Felsafe Systems you activate your remote uplink in order for him into that right here. as she initiates a trance mat. It took me a while to replicate, but you've been helping
me...
You've been helping me so much
and I wanted to return the favor.
There's a cheerful chime in a panel
on the console in front of you. This is open, revealing
a shimmering ingram. It's slightly
warm to the touch. I hope that this will enable you to collect
data more efficiently, she says courteously
then her voice drops to conspiratorial
stage whisper
through violence to conspiratorial stage whisper. Through, you know, violence.
Her light winks out as you claim your reward.
Failsafe briefed me about your progress on the Uh-huh.
Failsafe briefed me about your progress on Nessus. She seems pleased that things are going so well.
I'm concerned they're about to get worse. My Hidden have been studying the Valence,
the aurora that spread from the Traveler after the Witness's defeat.
I don't have all the answers
yet, but we know the object
that fell from the Valence emitted an unusual power signature.
Unlike anything we've ever seen...
We're operating under the assumption that the Nessus Vex took control of it.
Their new behavior could be a result of interfacing with an unknown variable i believe they're unpredictable because
they don't yet know how to command this power
but i think they're learning. Give Failsafe all the support she needs.
She may be a bit unpredictable herself,
but she's our best source of intel on the Vex. We can't afford to be reactive stay alert
i could agree to not reject down while failsafe processes the data you retrieve from the aberrant I, Cora, greet you on the hot projectile. While Felsafe processes
the data you retrieved from the operant Vex, Felsave briefed me about your
progress on Ness as she says. She seems pleased that things are going so well-
Okay, sorry.
I think it's just everything that she said a second ago.
Okay!
This thing's got some pretty good rolls.
The auto?
No, the scout rifle.
I'm interested in the scout rifle.
Only precision instrument would be good for it. Oh, headstone can roll on the auto-rifle too.
Well...
Line in the sand with a bolt shot?
Okay.
He's got his juice.
Alright, let's go put our...
We got this thing. Hold on.
I've checked your messages for you. There are none!
I know how that feels.
So, I wrote you one myself!
Dear current living captain...
After the Cabal dropped a tank on Nessus and you ignored me the whole time, I thought we had beef.
Let's just say it was a good thing my armory exploded when I crashed here.
But now you're back! and we're partners again. So I
forgive you!
Please don't leave.
Our research has been
the most eventful and fulfilling time I've had in centuries of silent abandonment.
It's good to be part of a team again.
And Captain, remember you're part of the team too.
I know what it's like to have to be the strong silent type...
through no choice of my own.
Anyway, if you ever want to chat with someone who is a good listener...
I'm a good listener!
Then I have a lot of free time. Don't be a stranger.
Alright, so we did that and then we can also...
Come with some bounties. Yeah I thought we picked up some
complaints too.
Um...
So right now is this failsafe analyzing the data she claimed
from the average bags?, so Chad, is there
anything at all to do
last week feels like
an eternity ago? Is there anything
at all as far as
Enigma protocol.
Or is there any other puzzles?
Is there anything happening on public space nests?
Yes. Public Space Nessus.
No? Interesting. Sorry. Heard that There is something new, look at the seasonal quests. Blue quest.
Yeah, we have like a blue quest for the new specimen.
We do have this. Next is activity spellsfe bounties completed?
Oh.
Okay, alright.
Nessus activities. Ness's activities
take patrols
and stuff.
Assuming we can't knock that out
in
the atmosphere knock that out and uh the actual seasonal activity huh
i'm assuming we're chat do we have to physically go to nessus
and do it there i suppose can you collect like crimson river
radar light an activity like in just on this or you have to do the activity activity
public events what'd you say we have to like
for example like the materials that we
were getting in that
mission, can we get those in nessus as well or no?
i don't think so. i think you have to do it in that activity
gotcha okay I think so. That's, I think you have to do it in that activity.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Mine sucks.
Silver and Ark.
Yeah, we can also let's... We can also pick up the quests here from Theft Safe.
Rogue Public Events is 20... Lost Sect sectors is 10 points okay
i'm looking at you so I'll pick up these bounties real quick. Does it have to be any of those in the bounty or does it have to be the ones from the...
You can pick up, I'm being told you can pick up the ones here like the destination bounties. how can i help
this post safe sounds so different to me be careful captain Be careful, Captain. You're not alone, Link. I don't We can either do five heroic public events.
I'm assuming doing patrols too, Cal.
You shouldn't. I'm heading to this relic over here
and yeah that is true
one of his law sectors gonna count for both of us I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try. I lost such a virgin.
Cross work on the sword catalyst.
Let me know if you get a progress for that last sector I just finished.
Probably shouldn't. No, I got no progress.
Okay.
I've got a public event over here where I'm okay.
I got a public event over here where I'm at.
Okay, we've got four bounties done.
Purple fall in...
Where is, hold on where's a lost sector that we can immediately skip?
Chat what lost sectors around here we can immediately skip now you can skip that
you need to reload him no dreaming cities I think the one that I'm at, no?
Or Carl.
Carl is probably the best one, no?
Go in there and get him on
and then go back to get out.
Let me finish this one real quick.
What's this? so so so Oh, Paul is the... I'm sorry.
That's okay. It doesn't mean we can't do it. We're just going to have to wait for a little bit longer. How far is the...
I'm sorry that's try a couple things.
I've got a Wrist Runner sword too.
Ooh, this one's fun actually.
... I love my Telessa sword. He's getting ass him with the perks?
R&D man, gotta keep running overthrows.
Les are we ready tonight?
I don't know if I want to, Les, are we raiding tonight?
I don't know. I want to. I just need two more SMGs and then I'm probably done raiding.
Vinny's asleep though.
You want me to wait on you?
Oh, you can do it, you're fine.
Currently getting his bounty done... I don't know. Oh, with arc abilities?
Yikes!
I guess I'll do this.
That thing sucks. I'm going to to do an arm danger. I see what's happening there.
Forget the comm, auto rifle.
Let me finish this quest real quick guys.
What's going on here?
And then I can...
Oh my lord! Oh my lord
hi this is a speed thing Get eager's edge of sword out as well No, I didn't, that was a 1994. okay Our guy's not putting down enough right now. so Artifact's dancing really fast.
You're faster than this?
There should count for for park, right?
Yeah.
There we go. I got no ammo man so so My auto-arrive is dropping with no random rolls?
What does it drop- what is it dropping with? The same roll every time?
You're still killing one golden tricorn, cause that would suck.
No mine- I got mine
with different measures.
And that was last week.
Was it from the seven games or was it from... Seven.
Ooh.
That first one's always random roll but then after that it just bugs out and drops only
yeah it sucks so so Since I got killing wind kill clip.
Yeah, I feel like more people would be speaking up about that. That's the first I've heard of it.
Well last week, I got a golden dry corn killing lane which sucked but... I have four out of seven. but
how far the 7 bounty is going
I need frick freaking solar kills Oh wow Chad you can actually ramp up with the skimmer what? I didn't know that. Damn! That changes everything. so There we go. Can we finish the GM again?
Yeah, I've been picking up these battles too.
I did on all three characters last night and got the same roll every time. Interesting
Man, hopefully it's just a select few of you that are getting fucked
And i don't mean that
with intensity. No, you cannot
focus the comp- You can focus past comp rewards not the current
... not the current. So like,
you can focus things on drones but you can't focus in the water so Why am I farming this lost sector?
I just have a lot of anger towards Coral right now.
I need to cut off some steam.
Shit!
The catalyst for Urgot? More ammo.
Yeah, it's meta guys should go for it
It will probably be really
good in
like I would think
a period like
next episode, whenever we don't have artifact mods
that fit us in.
But it's definitely not as... it didn't match the dialogue that Bungie did with us. I will admit that. And my battle is in, I'm gonna go do...
...the Fossil Crusader style so Oh, that's right.
Xur is gone, he leaves every week. He doesn't stay, does he?
No, he does not say
But he's in the same spot every time yep
Sir we'll be back on friday guys comes it shows up friday leaves on tuesday so so That was my block. What are you doing now? You got that across all of you, baby. Is there a rest of the city's work schedule?
It depends on how you like it. maybe his weekdays or weekend.
Yeah, probably so.
But you know, churches are really easy.
Alright, how far are we on this catalyst?
11%. 11% Mark abilities
Grenade kills. 20 grenade kills, good job....
Cross patrols are fastest? How much is the, how much does the
Why do y'all tell me this now? I'm very much 10% away.
How much faster is patrols?
Oh, shit! what's the percentage of
50% We get 3%?
Those are really fast then. Yeah, Patroz would be...
Patroz would have been the fastest for sure.
I'm gonna try to do a quick run-up so so Oh, you want your House of Dragons now?
I did.
You didn't?
I did.
So what do you think?
Uh, pretty good. I mean it's obviously like big set ups right now
Big setups Yep Yep
I'm excited to see where it goes
I kinda feel bad for Helena bro bro. Her kid dies in front of her essentially
and then she walks in on...
You know what I mean?
It's kind kinda weird.
She got through some shit.
Yeah...
She did warn them all.
Remember she said look out for rats.
No spoilers my bad chat
Whoops Oh yeah you Whoops.
Oh yeah, you guys gotta go watch.
You guys gotta go watch.
Honestly can I just be frank guys? You're fine.
It's good but
this is such a...
It's good to watch the episode, but you can also literally just
skip it.
You really can actually.
Because this is just i mean it's obviously built up but you know
you could you could have literally condensed the entire episode into 10 minutes
i completely forgot that's a major split More show?
How's the dragons, guys?
Poor game of Thrones. I was talking to people oh talk with some people yesterday about him
there's so many people that got burnt by the final season game of thrones
they're just not even entertaining.
I feel like the new one is really good, but they're just...
They don't like watching it?
No, no. They got so burnt by the final the last season
i mean i get it you know
holy shit
oh my god can you come here?
It just kind of sucks that Soul Runners like...
We're told you gotta make it eight episodes instead of allowing them to do the normal...
What's got to be up in eight episodes
they have to make house and dragon at eight episodes i think they weren't given any more pieces because like you know what i mean
and they were told eight episodes only even though they wanted to do more
so now we have to kind of cram everything into the eight episodes
we'll see how they do it but well that didn't do a good job with
their last nine Well, they didn't do a good job with it last night.
Remember when seasons of shows used to be like 24 episodes remember that
you would get like 24 episodes each season.
I'm done by the way, he's waiting for you now.
I don't know. 10 episodes is pretty
common for something like the quality of HBO.
... Oh no.
It seems like I'm gonna defeat feet how many holy shit i'm gonna put on a machine gun 24 versus the House of Dragon would be like a billion dollars. You're not wrong.
Let's see if we saw anything in the chat about raiding today.
The first three seasons I lost at 24 episodes. I'm not saying you can't do that, just...
I think 10-12 is a good sweet spot.
More does not always equal better.
The only time that...
When I do get upset about it
is whenever there's like
odd things left out.
Like books and stuff like that.
But then that sucks. Oh, you're gonna be playing a new DLC, Fallen Ring this weekend?
I'm gonna actually play tomorrow and make sure that I am at the boss that I need to be on.
Yeah, I need to be on
i'm gonna be good too you're pretty where'd you leave off at again
i think like this second or third ball honestly oh
you have a while to go actually.
I'll be in the stream for the next three days let's go.
I should whip it up and knock it down or something.
Yeah, easy right? Easy.
Just farm the experience stuff you need.
Whatever the runes, farm a bunch of tontype of runes and max out your character
And then just shun everything
You could do that
Which I might actually do tomorrow
It comes out Friday correct?
21st it comes up friday direct
why did i pick this stupid the hardest battles today, Reverend.
What is the next quest that got you going? Back to cell safe nothing crazy
you know the ratings that the DLC's gotten?
That's pretty high.
It's like almost maxed out.
You think Destiny
could win the game of the year though?
No, we discussed that today
because it is a DLC neither it nor Elder Marine can win.
That's a shame.
There's gotta be
like a DLC award though, right?
Uh there's gotta be like a DLC award though right yeah I think what it can win is best ongoing game and will didn't really be able to ring that though? I don't know.
Attention all crew members! Incoming fallen craft with elevated ether signatures.
Oh no! either signatures how diverse to maybe I mean for game in the year I don't know I don't know. We've got
the whole second half of 2024 left.
That's true.
What game did we come up with this year, actually?
We're getting first to send it.
Oh! It's supposed to be getting, you know, we're getting first ascended. Oh that's right I forgot about that again.
I'm guessing you'll be covering that game a little bit?
I'm gonna give it a go.
I'm going to see what it's like.
Um... I'd be extremely curious if we could compete.
There are so many games that start off
where they're like, yeah,
we're going to try to compete in these areas
and then they just fall apart when i get the end game
anthem and all those games do this they just go the apart yeah I'm going to go do the paint. oh they're right tonight so so Why are you fucking using your 911?
Jeez.
Alright, you ready?
Yep.
Here they go.
Alright chat we're gonna see what this does.
We will head back to the helm now.
Spirit of Galanor with spirit of Girfalcons is nasty? That's what Les was just saying.
Truly, god damn.
Yeah, Les was just talking about that
are there any good ones for titans man i tried i tried farming for some of them
just like nothing really caught my attention for Titans I know Chad what would you guys say is
they the must-have class exotic classic exotic combo for a character like what's
like the one you everyone needs so I cross slash throwing the is this
okay what was that oh i can get a pattern
just crucial I need one more loss signal let's do that There we go.
Research complete, Captain! Extensive analysis of the constellation fragment you collected has deciphered a VEX protocol for data
compression and...
Basically, you retain more of that
data crammed in your pockets.
You know, if you explode.
Your next research task will be available between three and 720 hours from now
all right go save lines brian on your approach. Research complete.
Katyn she presents you with a report on NES002
specimen name well constellation fragments. Report summary these objects
are linked to each other and to wells on nests as affecting one affects the other.
Which makes them perfect for data storage and retrieval.
Research instrument Fabric gave it weekly deep side focusing.
The first echo weapon you focus each week is guaranteed to have a deep side risk
all right so an upgrade i like it let's get it there we go that's
that one right there nice let me see what I'm close to.
I feel like the weapon
I really want to get done...
I want to get this
grenade launcher done,
this lost signal.
I want to review it, guys.
I want to get the
craft roll.
Let's go for this one.
I just crafted it, I just crafted it.
You just got it?
Yeah.
If I have it,
it's great.
Chad, what are the drop chances of red borders from randomly turning in these ingrams what would y'all say
i feel like i never get any i feel like i'm never getting either Oh, I got the Red Death ornament. Let's go!
I get one every three? One every four? ornament. Let's go.
I get one every three? One in five?
Alright, let me try. And we'll get lucky.
Did you get one?
I got one. hey did you get one I'm gonna need one more. One more chat, just need one...
One more.
I believe. more i believe
come on baby come on one more Let's get it baby. Done, done.
Time to look at this sucker. I've been wondering what this thing was all about.
It's fun.
Grab that... Oh, yeah.
We got a new thing to put more stuff in.
I like it.
I like it. I like it!
This is all the upgrade stuff.
Alright, Imma go do some competitive... I'll come do comp, I gottama go do some competitive.
I'll come do comp, I gotta do comp too.
How many games you need?
I need one but that was a three, it's fine.
You could jump on your other characters. So that's...
That's not a thing anymore.
We can only get one per account.
No, no, once you get past placement
series, you should be able to jump from one on each character.
Dude this fucking forehead of mine
Chad is so shiny!
Why?
Nine to count while I cross one per week
Okay, last season used to build a jump
on each
character
And now bud you said fuck you. You're only doing getting one per account
that makes no sense why would they do that because it's a bunchy
that must be a mistake jen I feel like it's a bug. Gotta be a mistake, right Jet?
Hang on.
I'm supposed to have increased the size of his detonation for refrigeration?
Damn!
I'm going to make all kinds of rolls for this.
I'm going to go and craft it right now so I don't forget about it,
and then we're going to do comm chat. You can get seven roses per week.
We don't...
I know, we're not talking about roses though.
We're talking about...
We're talking about the thing repose
repost is what we're talking about
saving none of my loadouts alone. I-I I have a feeling it's box.
Well, I only got one last week and I couldn't do it on any of my other characters.
Oh, so you had already done your placement?
I did my placement the first week.
Alright...
I guess... Last mind beyond something chat
let's find me onto something not there so this is full of it how about this how about this uh DQ Dre?
If I finish this and get the repost
And I can't get him other characters
You are banned. How bout that?
Les, this is what i'm talking about
I give you- you come back, you're a mod for the day.
Oh my god.
Already issuing
the bans.
Alright, you can join me now.
I think it's a pretty fair deal if I can can grab them on my other two characters, then you're dead for telling me how my account runs.
That's like me going to your account across and saying, You can't do this when you can clearly do it.
All I know is that last trick, I couldn't get three reposts.
I could only get one.
Bad Maverick? Yes, right! Bad Maverick?
Yes, right.
Bad Maverick!
Is he even in here?
Do you think it's still bad?
Go ahead and get rid of Mav, chat.
Fuck you.
Yes! Yes! Well done, man! Why would y'all beg?
When in doubt, Chad.
When in doubt.
Alright.
Wow. It's funny because Maverick is a sub for awhile, he just keeps getting bad hammered every time.
He's at three-year sub, bro.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I don't want to hear it.
Mav literally begs for it every day.
Mav sits here on the side, literally begs for it all the time.
Why didn't you say anything in chat?
Yours was like that and I'm fucking out of there.
He didn't know if I saw that shit talking
he was doing just 20 minutes ago.
I saw it, man.
I fucking saw it.
I felt the shift in the wind.
I always know when you're shit-talking.
All right.
Let's get this right.
Try this out.
Is Cross my best man? No but he is invited! man. Nobody's invited. I'm not your fucking... Les, what the fuck?
What the fuck, Les? Huh?
I'm not your best man?
I don't know cross
you talk a lot
of shit
these past
couple fucking
weeks bro
whoa
whoa
I haven't seen
it bro
I haven't seen it no i've been seeing it no
i you know what i mean and first you don't raid the rate first
you don't wait for me and jay to raid oh my god i had no control over that
i had no i literally have no control over that.
I was like, look, hey guys, y'all want to wait?
And then before I could even say wait
they were like, we're gone! We're doing it!
And I was like, well, I need loot.
I'm here for loot too.
I'm a hoe for the lootless. You know this.
You could be like
number five.
Alright. Alright. Number five. You know what I'm saying?
Alright, that's what's up.
So you'll be up on the front line
you know what I'm saying?
Because one is my little brother.
You know what I mean? It has got to be him.
Dude, no...
Yeah, no, actually
My favorite thing to do at weddings
is not being in weddings.
What do you mean?
It's like, I'm going
and then you just don't show up. No no no
I can be in, I'd like to be at
the weddings. I just don't like to be in
the weddings.
Okay. just don't like the B in the weddings. No?
Holy shit. I definitely don't volunteer for that shit.
That's saying, I like to drink but I don't like getting
drunk.
That's a real thing i get it
i like the dream i don't like any drug you know what i'm saying that's that mentality right there. I'm expecting a full speech of how we've conquered everything in Destiny.
Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna hit your crowd good.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Have you been friends for what? Like 10 years now?
It's gotta be 10 years.
Your mom had me sitting there wondering like what the fuck is he
talking about you know when I'm going through like
talking about World's First shit
Damn right we've conquered
some shit together what What do you mean?
Alright, alright. You want me to do it? I'll do it.
We conquered the world.
I wouldn't go that far say the last city you know
saying these are real people you know we're gonna have to be around real
people I know ross it's a joke
i mean i can lay it out there i just don't know if we're going to get the cheers
that i would i would hope for.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Where's his last city? city you're still mating on Oh, yep.
You're still maining like synth-
ACDs and BMP? I haven't used ACD actually in this sandbox. I'm curious to know
how it feels.
Oh, you're using Nullify and PvP? Wait,
so you weren't joking when you said it was good.
I like
this archetype. I'm a big fan.
Is it better than Aisha's Care?
I think I like it more, yeah.
I wish it had Headseeker. I took out the witness together.
Who the fuck is the witness?
Clash.
Oh, this is not a good map for Red Death. All right.
Please don't drop with the same curator role. Nothing complicated here, defend your allies and defeat your opponents.
Oh what a great pulse rifle man.
Yeah that's what I was saying earlier.
I got still one shot over there.
Look at that, shit on...
He's dead Look at that, shown. Destroyed.
What the fuck bro? He's still weak. Nice!
I felt in there
week I got knocked out now and Oh my god. KCD's still good, huh?
I got knockout now and I can rock
Strand!
That was a nasty two-verse.
... That was a nasty few first.
Oh fuck.
He's going in there.
Buzz just fucked me up.
Back drop!
Dude, this gun doesn't move bro! one shot What's he using? Pulse rifle.
I don't know.
Probably right there.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Probably right there
He's got a machine gun. I'm running back
Right, that's...
He's one shot, he's really weak. Nice Oh, I missed shot
Wow Wow.
This is my least favorite archetype, well this is definitely not a good map for this, but we'll use it nonetheless. They got our Stacey turret over there.
I got the long flank cross cross. I got the long flank.
They're looking at you!
Oh, I think they have one HP on the right.
We'll do this as well. Oh, I left the guy one HP. On the right.
Over here on that as well.
Our team is just a lefty.
No, I shouldn't have died to them.
Only problem not doing this setup, and I don't have a crap on my lane. I just destroyed a medium. Really? Oh, we can get heavy
got one of them.
I got a one-shot on there.
Dude, Red Dead does not move. Have you made a review on this gun yet or no? Not since playing with it in this environment, I need to though. so It's right next to me.
Oh, I thought we were blaming 25. Wow! Five minutes remain.
A strong start.
Fight on!
That health bump that I get from you guys is insane. I love it when we can go against the same squad but on a bigger map.
Fuck, I'm Red Death is stroking me.
Yep, he's what? Stroking me last stroke in
me and a bad way
and i'm not so pleasant way
can i pop a super.
He just popped the super on me! He's got the most broken super in the game running.
Everyone is fucking casting their supers and look at this shit!
Got him.
Get him with that shit cross go, run at him! Get him!
Weak... Weak.
He's got you. I'm gonna shot my champion One more shot, I can't peek. Crazy man.
Fucking haunters.
Three minutes, hold strong and this battle is yours! Victory imminent.
Two for one.
Release Victory imminent. Two for one.
Really? This fucking super's ass dude, I missed my super shoot. Went from the peek on his right side of me. 100% good. Nice.
Sounds cool this gun? Yeah.
I like it!
I wish, I wish that had hit so it could be really nice if we did G juice
Why am I gonna shoot?
Red that's just fucked me up. I two bursts he's got they got heavy again
Yeah, we should team shot everything I guess
Dead I could not ask for a better big huge push it okay I got reposts And it's bugged out for me!
So it was the exact same roll?
Exact same roll
but it might not be bug since you did it last week
and not the first week
of expansion. Yeah I think something's going on man because like
it should give them other characters if it's giving you the static role and
it's only dropping on one character i don't think i wonder bungee just doesn't know about this
they haven't talked about it can i do my other characters. I can.
Huh? How?
That wasn't the case last week.
Chat, what is the Red Death Catalyst supposed to be? What is it going to be? And when does
Act 2 unlock again?
Is there be and when does act 2 unlock again it's true because it unlocks at two oh in 27 days
do we know what the catalyst is supposed to do damn unless we have to ban you. What? Woah woah woah that was a nice one.
He gets banned and then if not the Maverick gets banned.
Alright come join him. My kid wants to go play baseball I gotta do this shit quick.
Alright let me go by the character again
and i'm still gonna get the static roll though so there's no point of doing it um to cross the catalyst will be final charges weapon. When the weapon is charged,
the next final blow creates a healing burst at your location and leaves a
Remnant behind that provides restoration to your allies.
And he's gone but with our series
no last week
I could not do it
on all three characters
I can only do it
in my world
yeah we're gonna have to
make this the last game
my kid is becoming obsessed with baseball.
So I got to make this the last one.
But we'll be back again tomorrow.
We'll wait for the drop see what
we get
met up with the three months thank you
thank you
bye. oh that sucks it's still the base roll man that's just ass come on find us some games
layman sports he i had him in baseball for a bit and then
i put him i wanted them to get into bit and then i put him i wanted to get into soccer and then i don't know about his third or
fourth game he was like i don't understand the point of this it was like five, six.
What do you mean?
He's just run to this end and then we run to this end
and we run back to this end and we run back
to this end
he's like I don't
understand the point
of this
it's fun man
you know
but he likes
baseball
and as someone who
played baseball
I will say
baseball
don't take offense to this guys
but baseball is a good lazy man sport. I'm just saying.
You get a lot of downtime, all right?
One more dude.
Hockey. Not just me, like... No, I'm just
being like... Baseball's really good
if you want good spurts
of doing shit.
But
for the most part part it's not like
football where every single down. Especially
if you're playing both ways or soccer where your running up and down
the field constantly.
I personally, I loved soccer when
I was a kid
but
I get where he's coming from
if that's not his thing he's not a
thing i don't know what it was the idea of chasing a ball with my feet just
moved me
yeah dude fucking move yeah it did fucking moved me
that was the greatest thing ever
you get a lot of downtime.
Meanwhile, American football is 22 minutes
of actual play in a three-hour broadcast?
That's the NFL, man.
Or like even college ball, you know what I'm saying?
But a lot of kids growing up
when it was junior high and high school... I'm saying. But a lot of kids growing up
whether it's junior high or high school,
you're playing... A lot of schools, you play
both ways.
I knew some guys that played
both ways and played special teams we had a guy he was
the fullback the middle linebacker the
kicker I mean he the only time he ever had a moment to breathe
was
fucking
what's the special
thing shit I can't even think of it right now
returner yeah keep shit. I can't even think of it right now.
Returners?
Yeah, keep returning.
That was the only time that he had downtime.
Actually, I think he might have been on that.
No, no, no. He didn't.
No, he was on kickoff he was the kicker
damn man he was this guy was literally everything what a greener. Yeah, but that's normally how small schools go.
I mean, one of the best prospects right now in college,
Travis Hunter plays corner and wide receiver
In college. Which is pretty shocking actually
That is shocking
He goes corner and he plays receiver
But he's been told to like focus on one
but is he carrying trials
no
ah No, Liam's liking baseball right now.
So we'll cultivate that.
We'll do it corner on my receiver is nuts
the corners such a hard position to play it's a thankless job.
You always get noticed when you fuck up yeah more than anything yep
you got to be perfect one wrong step with the wrong foot and you're just getting burnt corners always fuck up
ah I've seen it in the story
if you locked it down your number it's Sabatier. I've seen it in the story, yeah.
If you lock shit down, you're known for something. Man,
I will say this.
I remember years ago playoffs
the Saints were playing
Seattle Seahawks. It was a playoffs, the Saints were playing the Seattle
Seahawks. It was around the year
that they either won or
maybe it's the year
they didn't give it to Marshall
and they fucked up.
Anyways,
I remember their secondary
was so good dude.
You just couldn't throw
shit.
You couldn't throw shit anywhere in there man that's it was calm they were
reading breeze ma'am but it was also I I think they were playing
Cover 2 as well.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I think
it was covered too.
So maybe I'm thinking of the two over at the top.
Yeah, Richard Sherman was there.
Guys were nuts man.
Is there a reaper to the corner.
Nice.
And you can come off of
this good. Yes Yes it is
We're a captive life
Titan of the first pillar
Don't be captured of the first pillar
guardians don't be captured ah i'm hurting okay so how does kvostov work because his first bullet ricocheted
i thought it was every seventh bullet.
Woo! Okay, there's one shot over here. What can stop you if you fight together?
Nothing.
There's one shot over here. wow wow
dude the lightweight is actually so convenient on the outside.
Okay I see this game now.
Somewhat
Yeah, I'm going outside with you.
There's a guy out here.
Oh, I'm gonna shoot the loot on us.
Oh, she's got me, Shingo! I'm gonna be dead.
No, you're not.
One's weak.
Get out of there if you can.
I'm good.
He's half health on the top. Get him, K him, get him!
Nice.
I'm gonna go get that. Oh, that feels good.
Is there a moment on this one?
Slap so hard. in numbers guardian excellent so
where there is program that rose Okay, I'm liking this lottery for a while.
Yeah.
You talk good about it.
With you on the field,
there isn't a border I could not push.
Oh, I wish we had more Texnova
instead of the other one.
It's just too slow.
Now we got a good buff, got more seekers.
Damn it is too slow!
... Y'all are just destroying everybody, huh? man. Oh.
Yeah, that's what we were just talking about, Chad. It seemed like the post drops are bugged.
We'll see. Maybe it's only for
people who didn't be We'll see maybe it's only for people that did the
Placements first week. Maybe you don't have a bug we'll see
The healing chart is actually so crazy.
Yeah, it is wild.
Five minutes left.
There's a guy over there in the corner of the week.
And that's why we have fireteams.
Oh, that's hysterical.
Yeah, that guy is not very happy.
Awwww!
Haha! Now you're fighting with hearts, goddammit. Yeah it seems to be a very common role chat.
Golden triathlon killing win.
This gold rifle is so thick?
Yeah.
We've got a review going on probably probably your soon chat. I like it
i'm a big fan of this archetype
I know there's a lot of people that don't like him. That's completely fine
Take that iron will be all i've been doing
Hi les. I gotta to get out of man.
He's just in
have a good one
brother chat.
You guys have been
great.
Thank you so much for
hanging out with us
again.
I know we missed a lot
of alerts and stuff.
I hate that. We were also took us a number of alerts and stuff. I hate that we were all...
It took us a number
of hours to get in the game.
Pico, thank you so much
for this sub.
Meadow, thank you
for the three months as well.
We will be back again tomorrow.
I've got a couple
of reviews lined up
We'll have a review on nullify coming out and I also am going to be reviewing lost signal here very very soon I want to talk about this thing it
is a legendary with the word I think it's got a lot of uniqueness to
its we'll see if it's actually put enough
you have a great rest evening okay in the next
one everybody....... Thank you.