Battle Brothers BEGINS - Chat gets recruited to fight for Barb

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02-04-2026 · 5h 39m

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[00:08:00] What's up guys, how's it going, good evening, happy Wednesday nights, hope you guys are

[00:08:11] running well, what's up everybody, we're jumping into Battle Brothers this evening.

[00:08:22] Battle Brothers was a marbles game a long time ago and it's kind of like it's almost

[00:08:29] Looks like Darkest Dungeon a little bit, it's not quite though, it has like some roguelite

[00:08:34] elements to it.

[00:08:35] You manage a mercenary company and you travel around the world getting money doing contracts

[00:08:42] and stuff and I played it one time, I enjoyed it.

[00:08:45] We're going to play it again.

[00:08:46] How are you guys all?

[00:08:47] Good evening.

[00:08:48] I also have all of the DLCs and everything now too, so yeah, we'll be, we'll have a good

[00:08:54] time.

[00:08:55] How are you guys all doing?

[00:08:56] Good evening.

[00:08:57] I have all the DLCs now.

[00:08:58] Yes, all the DLCs. Spam, you purchased, thank you for the four months. Walking SCP, thank you for the sub.

[00:09:05] Appreciate that, thank you very much. So it was a long time ago I played this game. Let's see, new game.

[00:09:12] So, Rebuilding a Company, this was the tutorial one with some helpful guides at the beginning.

[00:09:17] A new company, Southern Mercer, I guess we have different starts now.

[00:09:22] Heads into Militia, so you can like choose.

[00:09:36] If your hedonite dies, the campaign ends.

[00:09:39] I don't know.

[00:09:41] This is weird.

[00:09:43] Beast Slayers, Manhunter, Sculptus, interesting.

[00:09:47] Thank you so much Indigo, thank you for the sub, Taylor Bryan, thank you for the sub.

[00:09:53] Quarktos!

[00:09:54] Thank you very much.

[00:09:56] Quarktos, thank you for the tier three.

[00:10:02] Appreciate that, thank you very much.

[00:10:04] Taylor Bryan, thank you so much.

[00:10:05] I didn't realize there were so many different unique starts.

[00:10:13] I almost want to start rebuilding a company as a tour.

[00:10:15] I think we'll just go with a new company though because I have played the tutorial before

[00:10:20] So the late game crisis the company and we have to decide on the company name

[00:10:24] And I guess what our logo was gonna be here. I don't know how many different logos or even are

[00:10:29] So I have to decide on our our name here. I

[00:10:34] Kind of like the guy with the headless guy. I don't like that one. There's a lot of logos

[00:10:40] This skull is about the board to say how difficult the campaign is got you

[00:10:45] Okay, so that's that's how many different logos there are I don't think this matters whatsoever

[00:10:54] What's up Nate F. How's it going? I do not remember what the crisis was

[00:10:59] I remember when like shit was going down. It might have been like orcs or goblins or something like that. It might have been that

[00:11:06] All right company name

[00:11:10] Let's say it was orchids out of was orc invasion. I can't recall

[00:11:13] Undead Scourge, please I can like choose it. Let's see so this one is new company. Oh, here we go

[00:11:21] Undead Scourge. Okay, we can do that. Sure

[00:11:26] Company name

[00:11:27] Mystic Penguin dig for the 62 months and they appreciate that Bowser house

[00:11:33] I'm gonna wait in the battle on one foot and die in my first fight. Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of deaths here for sure

[00:11:39] It's definitely not gonna be pretty

[00:11:41] Yeah, the M the M&Ms the vampire and boys

[00:11:45] the green M&Ms

[00:11:47] the banjo brothers

[00:11:51] Pima's force 5 chat force 5

[00:11:56] I'm saying for the 80 months here. We'll call it. We'll call us the chair force

[00:12:03] What does this mean today something you probably destroyed and having the world good done flames one of the many ways

[00:12:08] you can lose your campaign. Okay, we'll be the chair force. We are all probably sitting

[00:12:12] in a chair, right? Map seed combat. Let's see. Disables manual saving veteran economic

[00:12:36] difficulty veteran starting funds I'll start with hi and let's go with this one

[00:12:41] I remember this game is fucking hard this game is fucking hard yeah it's not

[00:12:49] easy at all party span you're thinking with the 61 months dreamy Dan thinking

[00:12:55] with the sub we should thank you very much thank you house go with that you

[00:13:00] soak in the cool morning air as the sun slowly rises so there's a new chapter in

[00:13:04] your life blah blah blah with you are till the berserker horse the bloody and

[00:13:09] torcal okay they live and die by the chair force okay so it's been a long

[00:13:19] time in a long time we've got till the berserker I guess that's like my is it

[00:13:29] supposed to be my main dude or something? Or am I not pictured here? Me, me.

[00:13:33] Alright, let's say. Me, me! I've waited for this since I wasn't around for the

[00:13:40] first playthrough. Pick me, pick me. Alright, Fingers. And you guys will earn...

[00:13:44] The way I see it, you guys will earn your titles as we go. Fingers?

[00:13:52] Make it so. You know, just get a title. You gotta earn it.

[00:13:55] I appreciate you

[00:13:57] Hey TBC blank thinking for the 55 months appreciate that go bears. Thank you for the 43 months. I appreciate that. Thank you very much

[00:14:06] I volunteer Daryl lictmo

[00:14:10] Okay, and I

[00:14:14] Never got to be a name since

[00:14:16] 2018

[00:14:18] Alright sure

[00:14:19] HG mango. He's never been a name

[00:14:21] I every history makes me cry

[00:14:27] Itchy mango

[00:14:32] Every time I cry

[00:14:34] It's a table. Thank you for the five gift subs shiny Vaughn scarlet. Thank you for the sub

[00:14:40] Appreciate that. Thank you very much. All right, so we've got a

[00:14:43] Guy with a spear in a shield a guy with an axe

[00:14:47] I protest I am not a very guy with a bow. I think the stars are how like

[00:14:55] How much skill they have with various things I think and then later as they level up to get like perks and stuff I

[00:15:02] Have two thousand gold

[00:15:07] Okay, is there way to like zoom in is that is that the maximum zoom

[00:15:17] Do not recall.

[00:15:23] Uh, Delby, thank you for the sub.

[00:15:25] Appreciate that, thank you Delby.

[00:15:29] Okay, so I don't remember, these are all the different contracts.

[00:15:32] I'm looking to hire mercenaries, hire mercenaries, okay?

[00:15:37] All right.

[00:15:43] Let's talk money.

[00:15:45] Uh...

[00:15:47] Okay, secure overturned barrel ground get three hundred ten. Okay, I accept

[00:15:55] Sure and

[00:15:58] Let's see marketplace

[00:16:00] barber temple

[00:16:02] Tavern

[00:16:05] You buy around for the men look for rumors is there I don't remember how you recruit new guys

[00:16:12] guys. I don't ever recall how you do that. First time, I did play this game once before.

[00:16:19] It was a long time ago. Long, long time ago. When I get losing and end up naked in a peasant,

[00:16:26] it's the bottom area. Oh, higher. Okay, let's see. What do we got? We have Bertolf the quiets.

[00:16:35] De trick this guy is expensive, man

[00:16:45] All right, we'll hire Bertolf

[00:16:48] and

[00:16:50] Let's see

[00:16:51] You this guy is a sell sword up front

[00:16:55] I'm gonna spend seven hundred and sixty dollars hiring this guy and this guy is gonna be fucking terrible

[00:17:00] Like me I'll hire I'll hire D trick as well, and you know what fuck it. Let's hire Elmer to

[00:17:08] And I hire all these guys. All right, so we've got more guys

[00:17:13] So I think Bert off just has his bare hands, so that's fun

[00:17:23] The other guys at least have weapons

[00:17:25] So I'll put him in reserve until I have a weapon we'll do that

[00:17:34] It makes sense

[00:17:37] All right, so this guy D trick he actually kind of came with some decent armor too. All right. Who is this guy chat?

[00:17:44] You're gonna die after turn two probably

[00:17:48] You want to be the hobo me me make it so

[00:17:52] Bec neared. You are in. And then we got our bench warmer here.

[00:18:02] You want to be Bertolf? The murder hobo? I'm down. I'm a braveish warrior, braveish. I'm used to

[00:18:11] This is me, let's go mad, a la, likely.

[00:18:16] Get you in.

[00:18:17] All right.

[00:18:19] Ah!

[00:18:21] Let's see, secure overturned barrier ground.

[00:18:23] So where is that?

[00:18:29] Oh, it must be the overturned barrier ground.

[00:18:31] Okay, got you.

[00:18:33] All right.

[00:18:39] And so it's been a while.

[00:18:40] We have 48 food.

[00:18:44] We'll be good for four days, apparently.

[00:18:48] An unknown garrison here.

[00:18:51] Let's see.

[00:18:53] You're doomed, we might be doomed, actually, yeah, it's true.

[00:18:56] I do have DLCs on, yes.

[00:19:01] The dead.

[00:19:03] Can't make out you'd be facing a tackage room

[00:19:04] apparently prepared to retreat if need be.

[00:19:06] Engage.

[00:19:10] All righty

[00:19:14] So

[00:19:17] Can you like move can I like deploy my guys or no

[00:19:25] Are we already deployed or I'm not sure how this works, so I've got puncture

[00:19:31] This is like a serial but they are deployed. Oh, okay. I didn't know if I got like a chance or something

[00:19:35] And turn and round

[00:19:43] I'm like good to skip and they're turning with the next runs are okay now when I'm gonna do that

[00:19:50] Wait turn

[00:19:54] I have my archer guys stand back wait turn

[00:19:57] Okay, I see zombies

[00:20:17] Knock back shield wall your shield is raised for this pencil next turn I'll let you show on next to each other

[00:20:22] It costs 4 AP to use and builds up 20 fatigue.

[00:20:25] We'll just wait turn there.

[00:20:30] And the zombies are coming.

[00:20:33] I have played this game a long time ago, yeah.

[00:20:38] That's all the fucking zombies.

[00:20:41] I've got puncture, stab.

[00:20:52] I've got a 57% chance to hit these guys.

[00:21:02] And he missed.

[00:21:03] Okay.

[00:21:04] Good job.

[00:21:07] Let's see, Split Shield, Round Swing, and Split Man, I think we'll wait.

[00:21:23] Okay, it's been a long time, so...

[00:21:29] I think Spear Wall might not be the worst idea.

[00:21:34] let's uh let's go have you wait as well they're still too far away right now

[00:21:40] though yeah I have all the DLC turned on yeah I do so he's got like a stab but I

[00:21:53] don't think I can really do much for now keep him back so waiting for them to

[00:22:03] get close here. Oh boy, you have to reload.

[00:22:13] Dude, you are the fucking worst. Oh my God, you're the worst.

[00:22:21] The worst shot ever.

[00:22:27] Crossbows take a full turn. I'm seeing that.

[00:22:30] Uh, we might be in a lot of trouble.

[00:22:54] So all let's see.

[00:23:16] This has 2 AP and then if I want to do round swing this costs 6 AP so...

[00:23:23] Oh, wait, what?

[00:23:28] Okay, maybe I wasn't allowed to do that, actually.

[00:23:31] Uh...

[00:23:33] I was like, he took some armor damage and a little bit of damage.

[00:23:35] I guess I wasn't allowed to move.

[00:23:43] Did you fucking miss?

[00:23:47] I think he did miss a 94% chance.

[00:23:53] So we can shield wall, knock back, dude, how are they missing 94% shit?

[00:24:06] That's like two 94% chances already, bro, come on.

[00:24:23] Okay.

[00:24:28] Clary needs glasses.

[00:24:39] I am...

[00:24:42] Is there a way to like...

[00:24:43] How do I scroll my...

[00:24:44] Oh, there we go.

[00:24:45] Okay.

[00:24:46] Okay, uh, in turn, I think this guy is like nearly dead.

[00:25:09] There we go

[00:25:23] These misses man

[00:25:28] Oh my god the crossbow guy itchy mango actually hit something what the fuck oh my god he hit something

[00:25:38] Oh

[00:25:56] Bro, he they're like, no he looking so good, bro

[00:26:05] That zombie just come back

[00:26:38] okay so he uh Daryl Likmo is like breaking and he is not happy

[00:26:50] he did kill a dude

[00:26:54] Ah, Ichimango is still a thing.

[00:27:07] Worst shot ever apparently.

[00:27:11] Okay, what you got?

[00:27:19] We also have this move, Puncture, which inflicts damage and ignores armor and has minus chance

[00:27:23] to hit. And this one's just stabbed. Okay.

[00:27:28] Should I like keep stabbing? I can't, you can't keep stabbing the corpse

[00:27:32] apparently. Okay.

[00:27:48] Okay.

[00:27:48] So the spear guys and the shield guys, they've done pretty decent except these like 92% misses over and over.

[00:28:01] Okay so apparently I don't have a good angle here. What if I go here?

[00:28:10] There you go.

[00:28:13] Got a 69% chance to hit on that one.

[00:28:24] Nice.

[00:28:28] NOOOOOOO!

[00:28:43] I feel like this is a really hard first fight, man.

[00:29:01] Okay good shot, good shot.

[00:29:10] Bro the zombie, my guy can't wait, he's back!

[00:29:13] Derralic Modus came right back!

[00:29:17] And now he's trying to kill me!

[00:29:23] Great!

[00:29:34] Uhhh...

[00:29:40] Okay, so this guy is near death, unharmed.

[00:29:55] Let's go do shield.

[00:29:58] Do we have a good Angleless shot here? We have a 15% chance to hit.

[00:30:02] Okay, back to missing for Ichimango apparently.

[00:30:12] Oh, did the chatters get timed out, yes.

[00:30:26] Ah, I think we just lost another guy.

[00:30:38] Wait.

[00:30:39] Are you out of ammo?

[00:30:46] He can't because he's fatigued.

[00:30:51] They need to rest a turn.

[00:30:53] He can't do anything.

[00:30:55] I think this guy's shield just broke, too.

[00:31:03] Alright, here we go.

[00:31:20] Man.

[00:31:25] Okay, another one dead.

[00:31:46] Well I just lost another guy.

[00:31:49] I think this might all be dead already.

[00:32:00] We're missing over and over.

[00:32:01] Bro, when he was on...

[00:32:02] Oh yeah, we're all dead dude.

[00:32:04] We're literally all dead.

[00:32:07] Yeah.

[00:32:19] I mean, what can I even do bro?

[00:32:28] What kind of first mission was this?

[00:32:32] What kind of first fucking mission was this?

[00:32:37] First mission.

[00:32:38] Who fights him enemies?

[00:32:39] I think you go fight him enemies.

[00:32:42] Oh, he turns out everybody got killed by zombies.

[00:32:46] they didn't you lost after 18 rounds all right well what a bunch of fucking

[00:32:59] losers huh derelict moe he's dead I'm out back neared he's dead

[00:33:11] Time out, Ichimango. He's dead. Time out, Fingus. He's dead. Alright. Did I even name the last guy? Elmer?

[00:33:29] Everybody died.

[00:33:30] Wait, wait, the mad hella likely is the only guy left.

[00:33:46] Mad hella, hang on, time out, hang on.

[00:33:48] He did not get timed up.

[00:33:50] Beck neared, there he goes.

[00:33:51] Now I got him this time.

[00:33:57] And our last guy is Mad Hella Likely, I'm not Mad Hella Likely, he's gone too.

[00:34:09] All dead.

[00:34:10] Uh, let's go ahead and uh, we'll retire, without your leadership the chair force broke apart.

[00:34:23] Everybody went their own way, what's the man supposed to do is only real talent is fighting.

[00:34:26] As we're having a spiritual breakdown, Matt hella likely retired from fighting and found a home in a monastery.

[00:34:32] Hahahaha

[00:34:35] There you go. Zero points, quit.

[00:34:39] What a campaign that was.

[00:34:41] Uh, Saunser, thank you for the five Gizubs. Appreciate that. Thank you, Saunser.

[00:34:47] Alright, well, you know what? Maybe we uh...

[00:34:50] Maybe we try again.

[00:34:53] Uh...

[00:34:56] Okay, let's try one more time.

[00:35:03] Uh, Tylenol, thank you very much, really appreciate it.

[00:35:06] Oh, did I name my, um, we're still the chair force?

[00:35:10] Yeah, let me go back here.

[00:35:13] Can you name your company once you're in here?

[00:35:16] Yeah, let me, uh, let me quit here.

[00:35:23] Random prizes?

[00:35:24] I guess the last time we did, uh, the green skin invasion or something.

[00:35:28] Okay, so when the chair force died, uh, these, I don't know, I don't think I played that

[00:35:34] like particularly bad.

[00:35:35] I think it was just kind of fucked up.

[00:35:37] I think it was just a really nasty first fight, honestly.

[00:35:40] I don't, I don't even think that was my fault.

[00:35:43] Lone Wolf Knight, the goon squad, the M&M, the B team.

[00:35:47] But this is something that still exists.

[00:35:50] Right now it does not exist.

[00:35:53] You really want a full squad ASAP?

[00:35:55] They lived up to the banner.

[00:35:56] They really did.

[00:35:57] Those fucking zombies got me good, man.

[00:35:59] There we go, this.

[00:36:01] There we go, this one.

[00:36:06] The gooners squad.

[00:36:11] The marble bags.

[00:36:12] The town criers.

[00:36:15] We all want to be in so but undead is no.

[00:36:17] Dude, those zombies fucked me up so fast.

[00:36:20] I've been blurry.

[00:36:21] Let me fix it.

[00:36:23] stupid camera should now be fixed

[00:36:32] crimson thank you for the five gift subs

[00:36:37] for you that thank you crimson they shoes

[00:36:39] gave a good time all the saunzer you

[00:36:41] should that they very much the letdowns

[00:36:44] the green m&m's the dirty the dirty

[00:36:50] M

[00:36:53] NMs the dirty M&Ms is there an M&M s?

[00:37:01] There we go the dirty M&Ms start all right

[00:37:10] Dirty Mike and the boys they live your man look to give you a command they live and die for the dirty M&Ms now

[00:37:17] Okay, so they always look like they always start you with a spear guy and axe guy and a bow guy

[00:37:27] they always start you with that all right 100 hands make me an axe guy put me in for a bad

[00:37:40] time. Mulberry underscore con. Okay?

[00:37:48] Hmm? I'll do it boss. Mr. Friendship.

[00:37:54] Surely I'll be a good spear guy Bob Clueless.

[00:37:58] Peep the horror! Thank you very much. Geralt the Mercenary. You have to earn

[00:38:02] your titles here I'll fight good you know I somehow doubt it I'm ready for my

[00:38:11] time out the entropic there we go all right and we'll try to get some new dudes

[00:38:18] quickly

[00:38:24] let's go down here

[00:38:32] Uh, what's this worth to you?

[00:38:37] Thieves stole, uh, I don't, they'll say I don't think so for now.

[00:38:40] I think I just might have turned that one down.

[00:38:41] Let's try to hire some dudes.

[00:38:43] Uh, a day, a day Taylor sometimes to ask whether an extra hand is needed.

[00:38:50] Okay, we'll hire this guy.

[00:38:54] He's pretty cheap.

[00:38:55] Do you have any cripples or anything?

[00:39:00] Okay, we'll hire this guy

[00:39:14] Got a lot of guys here. I'm looking for triples

[00:39:24] Okay, this guy this guy is pretty cheap we'll hire this guy

[00:39:28] Do you think I'm gonna need quickly do Gustav?

[00:39:37] We'll hire that guy too

[00:39:44] And hire this guy, okay, so we're up to eight I

[00:39:47] Need to get them weapons like quickly because like I need all the weapons I can get right here

[00:39:54] We go, so let's go by

[00:39:56] I'm gonna buy shields and spears. We have money, right?

[00:40:06] Well the pitchfork is actually not bad

[00:40:16] Yeah, you have to right-click to buy it militia spear militia spear and shields and shit

[00:40:26] All this like you have to repair stuff too?

[00:40:31] Chad, is there a way to repair items?

[00:40:36] How do you even repair stuff?

[00:40:38] No idea.

[00:40:39] Is there a way to repair stuff?

[00:40:43] Use some college of blood pressure or hemorrhaging and stop any bleeding.

[00:40:46] Ah, okay.

[00:40:47] Use all...

[00:40:48] You have to like use tools or something.

[00:40:49] It's been, dude, it's been so long.

[00:40:51] I don't remember.

[00:40:52] I don't really don't remember this.

[00:40:53] Okay.

[00:40:54] got the we have our initial three here let's go organize these guys a little bit

[00:40:59] more these are our initial three guys

[00:41:10] I'm gonna give this guy this okay who is this chat tells you how to repair oh

[00:41:19] Oh, okay, got you.

[00:41:21] Can I be one of the hateful eight?

[00:41:23] Nate, F, there you go.

[00:41:26] Add me in coach.

[00:41:28] And this is Gustav.

[00:41:37] Who is this guy?

[00:41:39] I can do a barb, Tim underscore fish.

[00:41:43] I have to make sure I get your names right

[00:41:44] just in case you guys die.

[00:41:46] And so if I remember right with pole arms can't they attack over the like over the enemy

[00:41:54] So I think I want to do that and

[00:41:58] This guy let's see you change this guy's name

[00:42:05] You called for cripples I answered your prayer

[00:42:08] Connect the you have too many eyes in your name

[00:42:11] I'll say it's four eyes. It's probably more than that

[00:42:21] Youth culture killed my dog

[00:42:24] Culture killed

[00:42:25] Youth culture killed my dog. There you go. I will also give you a shield. So we've got some nice shields here

[00:42:32] That's not bad

[00:42:34] looking for group I

[00:42:37] Do have this guy Sigmar who has nothing?

[00:42:41] He'll he'll just he'll just be there for aura farming it's six eyes. Let's say

[00:42:53] Actually good put in my life in the hand of this maniac. Are you insane?

[00:42:58] Okay, we need to find a nice a

[00:43:02] Nice mission. That's not gonna get us fucking killed is what we need to find

[00:43:07] Uh, bad haiku, they submit. Dr. What? Thank you for the sub. Uh, youth culture, thank you for the sub.

[00:43:16] Slaughter these vagabonds, okay?

[00:43:21] I accept your offer.

[00:43:24] Okay.

[00:43:26] Drywall Brigands at Lawman's Demise East.

[00:43:30] Uh...

[00:43:32] Okay, there it is.

[00:43:37] So we're supposed to go here.

[00:43:41] They've got fortifications.

[00:43:46] Is there a Gambo on mission success?

[00:43:48] I don't know man, it ain't looking good probably.

[00:43:53] I have more guys and we have more gear than we did last time, so we'll see.

[00:43:59] We're cooked.

[00:44:01] A brigand's bug, fortifications, and a brigand raider.

[00:44:04] Engage.

[00:44:05] Bump.

[00:44:06] Wait, why are some of my guys, like, hidden?

[00:44:19] Let's see, Impale and then Repel.

[00:44:41] I think the Spear guy, I think this guy can reach over.

[00:44:49] He hasn't even gonna come out to face me here.

[00:44:52] That guy threw an axe at me.

[00:44:53] What's the second button top right one or two times which one show bars show hide unless

[00:45:17] sure she's time out.

[00:45:42] Who the hell is Sigmar?

[00:45:44] We never named this guy?

[00:45:48] Who is this guy?

[00:45:52] Oh, we never named him?

[00:45:56] I thought I named everybody, apparently I forgot to name him.

[00:46:07] There's another way to see what my guys have.

[00:46:10] oh there we go you have to like click on them I wish I wish it showed this all

[00:46:14] the time praise Sigmar

[00:46:22] this guy looks pretty gnarly dude

[00:46:26] Oh shield wall and turn shield wall

[00:46:56] So this guy's got a blood he's got a bash

[00:47:02] Knockout and stun or incapacitate

[00:47:08] Yeah, listen they're starting to come out but that guy just like flew on over here

[00:47:26] I may not have wanted to move that guy over there.

[00:47:52] about going up there and doing a round swing but cost 2 AP that would leave me

[00:47:59] with like nothing let's not do that we're gonna wait a little longer

[00:48:04] Okay, the trick is in attacking him too as well.

[00:48:24] Let's see.

[00:48:26] So if I go here...

[00:48:52] So far we have done nothing but miss.

[00:49:09] Oh my god, he just got f- dude, youth culture just got f-ed up.

[00:49:22] chat we're getting fucked up again

[00:49:32] I can't okay so this is in pale you can

[00:49:37] reach over he still missed but that was

[00:49:42] good that was good good job mr. friendship

[00:49:47] Nice shot from in Tropic, okay, he just got up, okay, so dude you like can't actually

[00:50:02] like if you're in melee range you can't escape like you can't it's considered like an opportunity

[00:50:07] attack like you're just gonna get knocked down over and over.

[00:50:11] Looks like we just had a guy die.

[00:50:28] Well, I think we just had another guy die.

[00:50:37] Bro, he's punching him.

[00:50:41] Okay, nice looks like necktie just stabbed that guy with the pitchforks. That's good

[00:51:00] It's like in Tropic just went down

[00:51:05] Bro the misses man, what even were the odds to hit there dude

[00:51:11] I protest I am not a merry man 53% chance to hit mess okay

[00:51:41] Oh

[00:51:53] That guy's running away you fucking coward

[00:51:56] Oh

[00:52:07] We're screwed. Oh my god

[00:52:10] so like

[00:52:12] What mission am I supposed to do like I'm just missing out?

[00:52:15] I'm literally just missing over and over what mission am I supposed to do so it doesn't turn out like this exactly like

[00:52:21] What am I supposed to do?

[00:52:23] Travel's like they're all turning out that every mission has turned out the same so far

[00:52:33] Yeah, he's dead

[00:52:36] Deliveries it was one. Yeah, it was one skull. Yeah, they were all all the missions are one skull

[00:52:48] Not with rating I think we I think we just all died again

[00:52:53] The misses are crazy man.

[00:53:10] So okay I expected it to kind of be like this a little bit because I remember how fucking

[00:53:14] brutal this game was the first time I played it too.

[00:53:18] There we go.

[00:53:21] All right well

[00:53:25] All right chat sign to pay the piper Nate F

[00:53:34] Tim fish

[00:53:42] Youth culture killed my dog

[00:53:51] Lee and Tropic

[00:53:57] Necti

[00:54:03] Mr. Friendship

[00:54:09] Mulberry

[00:54:14] Are you guys suck bro terrible

[00:54:17] The blood of the dirty M&M's will be transmitted to a scribe saying that all the struggles

[00:54:24] and suffering relegated to a footnote to be lost in the dark depths of an archive.

[00:54:30] The end.

[00:54:31] All right, well, chat, let's try again.

[00:54:36] Uh...

[00:54:37] Good evening, Barb and Chat.

[00:54:39] I hope you're all doing well, Barb.

[00:54:41] Cheers.

[00:54:42] Also, WTF did I just walking on?

[00:54:44] The Dirty M&Ms also died.

[00:54:56] Uh, Lera, thank you for the 35 months.

[00:54:59] You should not thank you, Lera.

[00:55:01] The Dallas Cowboys.

[00:55:03] I'm ready to die for the cause

[00:55:09] Throw me into the meat grinder boss waffle makes a bit screen dodge thank you for the sub be sure that thank you very much

[00:55:16] I do like the cowboys

[00:55:20] The Dallas Cowboys

[00:55:24] Why not

[00:55:27] Okay

[00:55:29] Uh, Bread of Chaos, thank you for the 33 months.

[00:55:35] Wafflam, thank you very much.

[00:55:37] They live and die for the Dallas Cowboys.

[00:55:40] Alright.

[00:55:41] I got this never misguaranteed.

[00:55:44] Uh, 3, 2, 1, guess who?

[00:55:47] Thank you very much.

[00:55:49] 3, 2, 1, guess who.

[00:55:51] Oh, can I sign up to die now?

[00:55:56] Can I sign up to die now?

[00:56:02] I want to be a funny bones but there's a scream too, my man.

[00:56:05] Uh...

[00:56:07] Big JY, thank you for the sub.

[00:56:09] TenGoo, thanks a bit, Dougie Fresh, thank you very much, appreciate that.

[00:56:13] Uh, Big...JY...

[00:56:16] SeventyNight.

[00:56:17] There you go.

[00:56:19] And...

[00:56:21] Uh, Dougie Fresh, thanks for the bits.

[00:56:23] Appreciate that, thank you very much.

[00:56:24] Envah there we go. All right, we'll hire some more dude soon. Don't worry

[00:56:32] Okay, we're gonna go out of our way to try to find a

[00:56:38] An easy mission this time something really easy I

[00:56:44] Remember the good days of XCOM when we were saluted by our streamer over Lord versus throwing to hell after dying

[00:56:54] All right

[00:57:00] Let's see what we got. Oh, it's got caused a lot of money, bro

[00:57:12] Magnus up front these guys cost so much fucking money, dude. Okay, this guy doesn't cost too much

[00:57:20] We want we want cheap

[00:57:22] Yeah

[00:57:27] All right, we're gonna hire just those two guys I don't want to spend that much money. I think our better bet here is to buy

[00:57:35] evening Bob I

[00:57:38] Do like the pitchfork

[00:57:42] We're gonna buy the pitchfork and a

[00:57:49] Buckler a

[00:57:51] a staff sling

[00:57:56] Oh, no, I'm good. This is a short bow. I don't think I have any arrows or anything

[00:58:06] Happy cozy evening street, let's say

[00:58:10] Alcoholic, thank you very much. We hear that

[00:58:13] All right, Wilhelm. Who is this?

[00:58:16] Right right spears have accuracy, right? I

[00:58:19] I want to throw rocks at people alcoholic spaceman. Thank you for the 93 months alcoholic

[00:58:29] Spaceman hey, oh

[00:58:33] I'm gonna give you the pitchfork

[00:58:37] All right, so you should also look at like their affinity so this guy would be good in defense, right?

[00:58:43] And this guy's good at attacking this guy's really good at attacking and defense apparently and this guy's just kind of surviving

[00:58:53] Like kind of defense survival

[00:58:56] Maybe get this guy a spear or something here, too

[00:59:04] I'll get in the militia spear

[00:59:07] All right

[00:59:10] Who is this guy chat

[00:59:13] I seek no one every so far everybody has died twice

[00:59:20] Me all right Moby do

[00:59:23] Moby do there we go. I think can't you uh you can edit their appearance to can't you?

[00:59:34] Yeah, how do you edit their how do you edit their appearance they do that you can change the way they look can't you

[00:59:40] me please at

[00:59:42] At the ball you have to do it at a barber. Does it actually cost you money to do it?

[00:59:48] Okay, let's see contracts

[00:59:57] Mean escort for a caravan

[01:00:01] That might be I don't know not let's say no

[01:00:12] Ah

[01:00:14] Let's see. That's doable

[01:00:19] He's gonna take a certain package to vendor of whole slog

[01:00:25] McCrons we talking I

[01:00:28] Accept your offer

[01:00:30] Okay, this one is just traveling

[01:00:32] I think this one we can do and we have to go to whole slog. All right that one shouldn't be too bad

[01:00:40] Eskwar caravan is easy money. I don't know so far we've been getting our ass whooped so let's

[01:00:47] uh we'll take a nice look I need more dudes and more money right now

[01:00:51] yeah so far every fight has completely whooped my ass

[01:00:59] I

[01:01:04] Treating so I've only played this game like once too, so we'll see

[01:01:09] The long ass time man, but how are you guys all doing? I as real thanks to this. I'll call it space man. Thanks, son

[01:01:15] There you guys

[01:01:19] We got 90 crowns, okay

[01:01:22] I

[01:01:29] Dirk the peculiar

[01:01:32] Bert's all this guy is some kind of crazy archer, huh?

[01:01:37] Okay, what are you guys selling?

[01:01:43] Ignores armor got some helmets and stuff

[01:01:45] Some of these helmets and armor might actually be good.

[01:01:55] We're gonna let's go buy, I'm gonna buy some of these, let's buy this, I'll buy this, and

[01:02:05] I'm gonna buy these two.

[01:02:11] Let's go quit this on Moby-Doo.

[01:02:31] Okay, we have slightly better stuff than we did last time.

[01:02:37] All right, let's see.

[01:02:41] What is this job?

[01:02:44] This has got to be dangerous now.

[01:02:46] We need easy jobs.

[01:02:48] We need really easy jobs.

[01:02:50] Let's go leave.

[01:02:51] We need something very, very easy.

[01:02:52] Lawai, thanks so much for the 91 months.

[01:02:55] Really appreciate that.

[01:02:56] Thank you, Lawai.

[01:03:01] We need something real easy.

[01:03:04] Let's go back here. Let's go see if there's something new back in this town.

[01:03:14] We left off murder, however you are at the start. We got alcoholic en vaz, and we're

[01:03:23] all we're all good to go.

[01:03:26] I don't know how big this map is too multi no you don't know you do not get your guys

[01:03:41] back when they died that's it multi thank you for the tier three you're getting mad thank

[01:03:49] you multi uh sitting back sitting just with the men while they check their kit hone their

[01:03:55] blades and mend their armor, your mind wanders off thinking about new ideas for improving.

[01:03:59] So the world will discover the unknown and plunder, it beat a wizards doom.

[01:04:06] Your task. Increase relation with the civilian faction, one of the world's villages of towns

[01:04:10] to friendly. Discover a ruined camp or other hostile on your own by exploring land and destroy it.

[01:04:16] Let's go with that one.

[01:04:19] Destroy a ruined or hostile camp and destroy it. Okay, that's our mission.

[01:04:25] Yeah, that's true. Sometimes they survive. That's true.

[01:04:29] Ah, here it goes. This is where you can customize the way they look or something.

[01:04:35] You never really see what they look like anyway.

[01:04:40] You can make them all bald if I want to.

[01:04:46] Ah, let's see. They have no missions here, apparently.

[01:04:50] Let's go down to Steinhaven.

[01:05:11] They would, they would, they don't survive long enough, they probably won't, no.

[01:05:24] Umm...

[01:05:26] Hunting for missing folk.

[01:05:29] Ooh, hunting for missing folk?

[01:05:33] Uhh, I don't know, man.

[01:05:35] Is this gonna fucking kill me? I don't know. I don't know which one's like super dangerous or not.

[01:05:41] Uh, yeah, I don't know.

[01:05:50] Uh...

[01:05:52] So this one they want me to find something?

[01:05:56] Uh, okay.

[01:05:59] Find Dark Charmer's Retreat, some way to the south and somewhere around the region of Bronze Flats.

[01:06:07] Uh, okay.

[01:06:09] Anybody I can hire here?

[01:06:12] I can hire Heart Mutts who is apparently a flagellant.

[01:06:18] He doesn't cost very much, okay.

[01:06:20] You're hired.

[01:06:22] We're going to buy you a spear and a shield.

[01:06:32] Okay.

[01:06:34] We got another spear and shield guy.

[01:06:43] This guy's just wearing rags.

[01:06:46] Alright Chad, who is this guy?

[01:06:52] Bully Eyelash.

[01:06:55] Now we're in Darkest Undenverjure.

[01:06:57] He fights better naked.

[01:06:59] He's got decent defense.

[01:07:02] me my lord a brother joshua brother underscore joshua

[01:07:15] okay fine dark charmers retreat uh south around the region are bronze flats

[01:07:22] uh we're looking for bronze flats

[01:07:27] oh somewhere south of here

[01:07:32] So our provisions are only going to last us for three days.

[01:07:52] You love this game?

[01:07:53] I have not played this game in a long, long time, in years now.

[01:08:09] You think it's up in the mountains here?

[01:08:15] Probably not, right?

[01:08:21] Yeah, it's been a long time.

[01:08:23] So, we'll take a little while to get the hang of this one again.

[01:08:33] Okay.

[01:08:34] I think every time you sight dark terms retreating the glass to scope marketing maps, easy enough time to return.

[01:08:40] Oh, okay.

[01:08:41] That's easy enough.

[01:08:42] Here, let's go back.

[01:08:43] Not too bad.

[01:08:45] Yes, but Minigun's wall is no idea how anyone has patience to play it that way.

[01:08:53] I have all the DLCs now, yes, I have all the DLCs.

[01:08:57] So we're going to get 290 crowns for this.

[01:09:11] High ground is a big advantage, I figured.

[01:09:13] Makes sense.

[01:09:14] Um, it'd be nice to have some food.

[01:09:37] interesting

[01:09:49] Worth nothing ground grains, I guess I'll buy more grains

[01:09:55] Because we're kind of low on supplies right there we go. We're not we're not super low on supplies anymore

[01:10:00] What's this other mission we have here?

[01:10:07] Get my property back. I want to place right where it belongs.

[01:10:12] The thieves who took it.

[01:10:15] Okay, so this is like thieves and we got to go fight people. I don't think we want to do that

[01:10:19] because we're going to get our ass whooped. Let's go over to a splitterberg.

[01:10:24] We're going to, we're going to wait a little while. We're going to wait a little while here

[01:10:28] before we start trying to fight.

[01:10:29] I would like experience. I'm still trying to wait. I'm trying to get some more money

[01:10:40] Maybe a few more guys kitted out. It's probably the most kitted out we've been but

[01:10:49] Yeah, maybe a few more bodies or something we'll see

[01:10:52] Let's go over here to splitter burgers you what they got

[01:11:10] It's all guns in this game. I've never seen the DLC so I don't even know dude. I have no idea

[01:11:15] Yeah. Looks like, uh, oh, so it looks like I can't do anything here because this town

[01:11:26] is like not friendly to me or something. Okay. The DLC adds a lot of new ones. Those are

[01:11:33] Okay

[01:11:42] See how big how big are we talking here pretty pretty big now

[01:11:57] Yeah, yeah

[01:11:59] Okay, so we got a busy place.

[01:12:04] Bro, this guy, look at this guy!

[01:12:08] Hey!

[01:12:09] The only thing swift about a Kerbal is the expected demise on a battlefield.

[01:12:15] You're hired!

[01:12:19] So...

[01:12:22] 75 months happy to have been here these six and a quarter years looking forward to the next

[01:12:30] 300 is actually pretty good at maybe get him a bow they can get him a bow

[01:12:36] Two-handed bow.

[01:12:45] Man, that's expensive.

[01:12:50] I also need arrows, do I not?

[01:12:54] Arrows, bolts, javelin.

[01:12:56] Uh, Jabuffalo, thank you so much.

[01:13:02] Appreciate that, dude.

[01:13:04] Everything is so fucking expensive, man.

[01:13:09] Alright, we need to take a job here.

[01:13:11] Briggans?

[01:13:17] These Briggans are gonna be way too hard.

[01:13:20] These Briggans are gonna kick our ass, for sure.

[01:13:24] What'd you think?

[01:13:29] We have to quiver him, hang on, let's see, does that mean we have to give him this?

[01:13:38] And then how do you quiver arrows?

[01:13:41] Oh, do you have to like physically give him, oh, you have to like buy a quiver for him?

[01:13:48] Is that it?

[01:13:49] Oh, so we need to go find a quiver before we can do much with him.

[01:13:54] Okay.

[01:13:55] Yeah, is there a way to zoom in more, or is this, is that it?

[01:14:11] Tell us again to fold in on themselves in strange ways you turn to see the sun darkening soon

[01:14:26] there's no son of art D. Oh we didn't name that we didn't name this guy hang on deep mar

[01:14:32] is afraid pull yourself together okay who is our crippled archer chat who was he we

[01:14:40] You gotta name this guy.

[01:14:43] Put me in, coach.

[01:14:45] Me, me, I'm in.

[01:14:48] Me, strong M&M. Me, me, what does a fray do?

[01:14:51] It might be like a debuff or something.

[01:14:53] Yeah, it's like right here.

[01:14:55] We'll look at that in a second.

[01:14:58] The cripple's gonna die so hard.

[01:15:00] Azrael underscore DR, there you go.

[01:15:05] He's got minus 50% resolved is what it means when he's afraid.

[01:15:10] So we like really badly need money I really really badly we're at the almost at the

[01:15:27] point we got to take like any job was this one they come and rob kill every

[01:15:40] grave robbing fool. Alright. Secure abandoned burial mounds. Uh, alright. Yeah, that's big

[01:16:00] pay. I think we're gonna put this guy in reserve here because he doesn't have, he

[01:16:12] doesn't, until he has a quiver he's like useless, right? I gave a hundred minutes to

[01:16:18] be a cripple, look at him, there'll be other cripples, don't worry. Let's face it,

[01:16:25] we're probably about to die again, let's be honest here, we've been dying for the

[01:16:28] past hour.

[01:16:29] Ari Arcantha, thank you for the 76 months.

[01:16:32] Appreciate that, thank you Ari.

[01:16:40] As you step through the cemetery, someone want a clearing filled with Natchzerrers.

[01:16:45] They're huddled over the man's appeared to have been a grave robber as you're looking

[01:16:47] for.

[01:16:48] They turn you, they're red eyes, white inside a fresh meat.

[01:16:53] Engage.

[01:16:54] There's six of them.

[01:17:24] Okay.

[01:17:45] All right, ah, let's see

[01:18:01] And nice shot on boss where to go

[01:18:31] Nice.

[01:18:33] I can move in and try to help attack here.

[01:19:01] I almost wonder if I should stay put and just do another spear wall.

[01:19:06] Stay put and do another spear wall.

[01:19:18] Now should I prioritize attacking the fleeing guys, Grey's neck, pierced hand, wavering,

[01:19:24] Or should I now like shield wall it up and try to defend?

[01:19:30] Or...

[01:19:31] Oh no.

[01:19:32] Missed.

[01:19:33] Wait, why are you running?

[01:19:34] Why are you wavering?

[01:19:35] We're winning.

[01:19:36] That's it!

[01:19:37] You died that fast!

[01:19:38] That's it!

[01:19:39] You died that fast!

[01:19:40] That's it!

[01:19:41] That's it!

[01:19:42] You died that fast!

[01:19:43] That's it!

[01:19:44] That's it!

[01:19:45] That's it!

[01:19:46] That's it!

[01:19:47] That's it!

[01:19:48] That's it!

[01:19:49] That's it!

[01:19:50] That's it!

[01:19:51] How do you die that fast?

[01:20:21] Bro, use these axemen, sock!

[01:20:51] Good job alcoholic way to go

[01:21:21] It's one guy!

[01:21:50] It's over.

[01:22:08] Oh!

[01:22:12] Wow!

[01:22:14] Um, wow.

[01:22:17] That's our loot.

[01:22:22] Well, Moby-Dew.

[01:22:27] Moby-Dew, he's gone.

[01:22:32] Brother Joshua.

[01:22:37] 3-2-1, guess who?

[01:22:44] Man!

[01:22:47] Wow

[01:22:54] So

[01:22:58] Yeah, everybody died

[01:23:05] Basically basically everybody is dead. All right. Well

[01:23:09] Well, you just got promoted to a front line as real way to go, man.

[01:23:16] Congratulations on the promotion.

[01:23:19] Now we only have four guys.

[01:23:23] Man, shh.

[01:23:28] I spent so much money trying to get like somewhat decent guys.

[01:23:32] It's crazy, man.

[01:23:33] What the hell am I supposed to do?

[01:23:34] What the hell am I supposed to do, dude?

[01:23:39] What am I supposed to do? What was I supposed to do on that situation?

[01:23:42] What could I have done?

[01:23:46] Tell me what I could have done on that situation.

[01:23:49] Well, we helped out the town.

[01:23:54] I could hire another cripple.

[01:24:00] Alright, we have a new cripple chat.

[01:24:09] Bro, I'm swapping his axe out.

[01:24:17] Uh, big J.Y., I'm swapping his axe out, dude.

[01:24:21] Uh, draft ordered.

[01:24:23] Alright, we got a new guy.

[01:24:25] Uh, who is this trap?

[01:24:27] It would be the best cripple around, crippled mercenaries.

[01:24:32] My life for Barb, the Altrium.

[01:24:36] Alright.

[01:24:37] All right, make it so me boss

[01:24:43] All right, we have the ultra. Okay, what is this other job we have here now?

[01:24:52] I need I need I have no money. I need something that's not gonna get me killed

[01:24:57] um

[01:25:00] I have no money and I have no troops

[01:25:02] So, is there a way to look at your character? So this is like their experience levels, right?

[01:25:10] So we got to like keep going

[01:25:14] This is fun

[01:25:16] The beginning is the beginning of this game is like insane dude. It's so hard like what the hell is even going on man

[01:25:23] We're just dying over and over

[01:25:25] Yeah, this game's fucked up, dude.

[01:25:30] Did I even do anything?

[01:25:32] Are they even gonna accept me here in Schwartburg?

[01:25:36] Schwerchburg.

[01:25:38] Uh, that feels like I can't do the missions here.

[01:25:43] You have any cripples?

[01:25:48] Okay.

[01:25:52] Okay

[01:25:54] Hire that guy I

[01:25:58] Remember one time one thing I remember about this game is I remember I hired I

[01:26:04] Hired a guy that was really expensive and I was like this guy is gonna be awesome hell. Yeah, and he fucking

[01:26:12] Sucked dick like he died instantly and I was like what the I may as well just fucking higher cripples dude. There's no point

[01:26:18] I remember being like, wow, what a total fucking waste that was.

[01:26:27] He died like instantly.

[01:26:32] We're back up to six guys.

[01:26:39] That fight was actually the first fight we won, even though like half of us died.

[01:26:46] You are being attacked?

[01:26:54] I am?

[01:26:55] Nine dudes!

[01:26:56] What is this game?

[01:26:57] Nine dudes!

[01:26:58] 9 dudes, WHAT IS THIS GAME?!

[01:27:14] 9 DUDES!

[01:27:16] I've got like 6 cripples!

[01:27:19] 9?!

[01:27:20] the fuck you think I'm gonna do about nine dudes what's wrong with this game

[01:27:50] I think he killed a dude in one swing job, buddy

[01:28:12] GG.

[01:28:42] of

[01:28:51] and

[01:29:09] Yeah, I really don't like the crossbow at all

[01:30:09] so there's no way to disengage in this game like I can't I can't move or is it

[01:30:32] like a chance is it like a chance I could get away like how does that even

[01:30:37] work. Quality range game characters are hard to come by. Yeah, I think maybe if they miss.

[01:30:45] So he didn't miss. Oh, there he goes.

[01:30:53] I may not do ranged anymore at all.

[01:31:07] fucking nine dudes man unbelievable I feel like we hung in there not too bad but

[01:31:27] Uhhh...

[01:31:29] Okay, one down.

[01:31:45] Uhhh... you're doing, uh, what the nine dudes?

[01:31:57] Did you miss 250% chances in a row, man?

[01:32:04] What am I supposed to do about that?

[01:32:06] At least the pitchfork guy is hitting people.

[01:32:12] Dude, I think I'm done with ranged.

[01:32:22] I think I'm going no more, no archers of any kind.

[01:32:25] I think I'm not doing no range

[01:32:49] Hmm yeah, yeah

[01:32:52] Like archer like this is our an archer or something. I think I'm gonna do that like way later

[01:33:17] So when he is there a way to like hover I want to see his like information

[01:33:21] and I have this keep up. I want to see what Surrounded does.

[01:33:25] Is there a way to like keep this information on the screen chat?

[01:33:30] Yeah, maybe, right?

[01:33:32] Is there a way to like, I want to see what the Surrounded does plus?

[01:33:35] Is it just like a better chance to hit or something?

[01:33:38] Like, what does that mean?

[01:33:46] Well, the plus five, okay, I was wondering if there was a way for me to hover over

[01:33:49] so I could see what these things mean.

[01:33:51] Okay, if I move this guy this guy is gonna kill him for sure

[01:34:07] He's gonna die anyway, so don't worry about it. I guess I should have tried or something

[01:34:14] Man, how is this guy not running yet bro get out of here?

[01:34:21] Hey, there we go.

[01:34:51] We actually won?

[01:35:04] It's over.

[01:35:05] We won!

[01:35:06] Oh my god!

[01:35:07] Uh, well it looks like Wolf died and Anvas died, the archer.

[01:35:13] Uh, quiver of bolts, sircoats, axes, daggers, that's the crossbow.

[01:35:21] Sword

[01:35:23] Ignores all right

[01:35:25] Got some loot there too. All right

[01:35:28] We solved our archer problem. Oh

[01:35:32] And look a big J. Y. Looks like a big J. Y. Leveled up and so did alcoholic spaceman

[01:35:39] Okay

[01:35:41] Oh, so this is how you can repair stuff is by doing that, okay?

[01:35:53] Oh, because the plus five said that's right.

[01:35:56] Okay, yeah, got you, got you.

[01:35:58] You need more dudes that I'm all four dudes.

[01:36:01] So okay, we've got some wounds that are going to last a few days.

[01:36:04] Okay.

[01:36:05] We're pretty fucked up at the moment

[01:36:12] Okay, big J.Y. leveled up. Um, do you uh, I'm choosing so this is like his melee skill

[01:36:22] Higher melee defense reduce the probability of being hit with a melee attack

[01:36:27] Seems like he's really good with melee skill and let's give him life

[01:36:32] Resolve might not be bad either

[01:36:35] Defense, okay.

[01:36:39] And, uh, Alcoholic Spaceman, though, the, okay, I like...

[01:36:44] We're definitely gonna give you that.

[01:36:46] Let's give you the fatigue, and we'll give you the melee defense as well.

[01:36:52] Um...

[01:36:54] And these other guys are royally fucked up.

[01:36:57] But that's okay.

[01:36:59] Yeah, I like the I liked pitchfork guy

[01:37:07] Okay, so where the fuck was I going when I got attacked I was heading over to this area

[01:37:16] Right

[01:37:18] He's missing a leg for God's sake. There's not wait. There's a perk. Okay. Hang on. Well, how do I choose a perk? Oh, here we go

[01:37:24] Okay, so

[01:37:26] Let's see, but that report has moved to additional stacking plus 10% chance to hit with each

[01:37:31] attack that misses, bonuses reset upon landing ahead.

[01:37:36] Lower is the threshold inflicted by 30 to 24 melee and range, hit points increased by

[01:37:40] 25% which reduces the chance to sustain the debilitating injuries.

[01:37:44] Oh, I don't know Pathfinder, recover adrenaline.

[01:37:55] Theoretically, student might not be bad.

[01:37:58] I think I kind of want to choose hit points.

[01:38:01] I'm going to give him hit points for big J.Y.

[01:38:07] He is a frontliner.

[01:38:09] And I think this back guy also got a perk.

[01:38:11] Yeah, Alcoholic Spaceman got a purr.

[01:38:23] Let's grab a...

[01:38:24] Ooh, you know...

[01:38:28] This might not be bad either.

[01:38:30] But...

[01:38:31] I'll go with crippling strikes.

[01:38:32] Yeah.

[01:38:33] Let's go with that.

[01:38:35] Alright.

[01:38:36] Yup.

[01:38:36] They can all be chosen later too.

[01:38:43] I find that whenever I played the last spell, if I wanted to make a super contagion spreader

[01:38:48] or something, I never planned ahead of time, so I'm never ready for it.

[01:38:54] But that's kind of similar to that.

[01:38:56] I see brigands.

[01:38:58] I don't want to fuck with those brigands.

[01:39:00] You peasants are on your own.

[01:39:05] That would be good for archers actually, yeah, it's true.

[01:39:08] You like backpack games?

[01:39:10] I don't even know what a backpack game is.

[01:39:12] Biscuit, thank you for the sub.

[01:39:14] Appreciate it, thank you very much.

[01:39:20] Bro, they don't have any cripples, what the fuck?

[01:39:22] So this is just finding something, right?

[01:39:38] Find improvised burrow site somewhere northeast and somewhere around the region of Woolwich.

[01:39:42] Okay, so this is just finding this place.

[01:39:45] to the northeast again so somewhere around here most time it's undead it

[01:40:01] just says fine though right

[01:40:09] dire wolves

[01:40:15] right yeah just says find I don't by the way I don't know this game particularly

[01:40:27] well so around the region of world which oh yeah definitely not an expert at this

[01:40:39] game by any means. Yeah, I thought those dire walls would have fucked me up. So like, who

[01:40:55] knows where this place is? You can retreat if you're lucky. I'm actually gonna run out

[01:41:00] of food here soon too. Archers are broken, use crossbows. Bro, I tried that and my crossbows

[01:41:08] Fucking sucked. I tried that he sucked dick

[01:41:18] Okay, let's go to this town and let's go buy some food we did not find it

[01:41:27] Everything is hand-filling a man approached you responding to cheating your sword

[01:41:30] So many of you send the infrage burial site so I can't fall to being so defensive

[01:41:33] Look I'll tell you exactly where it is just southwest of here in the forest

[01:41:39] Okay, he said it was just southwest of here in the forest. So like somewhere in there, maybe

[01:41:47] This has been raided rebuilding effort. Do you guys have any food?

[01:41:52] Could you also like buy things and trade them like across the world probably right probably a thing

[01:42:11] buy things carry from one point to the other right you only have one contract at a time

[01:42:20] uh Oscar this guy is a wild man he's a little expensive we do need dudes though

[01:42:31] alright chat who is this guy

[01:42:35] I can give him the sword.

[01:42:53] I do be wilding.

[01:42:55] 56 melee skill.

[01:42:58] Steven has been the first 5 days.

[01:43:01] Is that right?

[01:43:02] Devil Hunter, thank you for the sub.

[01:43:04] Thank you very much. I will die gloriously for you

[01:43:08] Jer

[01:43:10] My one you are hired, sir

[01:43:15] All right

[01:43:19] So he said in the forest here we have some more food

[01:43:25] Can you be back now you're fucking dead bro, you're dead

[01:43:34] one of these radars out the guy stopped me and said everybody's looking for this thing

[01:43:48] it's in the southwest of here he said directly southwest of here so that's why we're going

[01:43:52] south west there we go see we found it now we go back to westerholz and we hope we don't

[01:43:59] could stop on the way.

[01:44:02] Lizard Machine, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it. Thank you, Lizard Machine.

[01:44:07] If I'm doing the trailer for the Iron Lung movie, Iron Lung is a kind of movie that I will

[01:44:13] probably see when it's on Netflix or when it's streaming and not for that.

[01:44:22] You back in Japan, I was really suffered a terrible wound out long. I was thinking it was a lift to man's spirits.

[01:44:27] Wounds apparently healed that others might call it a miracle. So it looks like his nose is better. How are we all here?

[01:44:36] Tough

[01:44:39] Cripple

[01:44:42] superstitious clubfooted

[01:44:45] Content oh, he's got he's got a lot of upset because uh because of that

[01:44:57] I ain't too happy about that one.

[01:45:03] The only person who's not dude thank you Lizard Machine, I appreciate that dude.

[01:45:07] The cripples are totally fucked.

[01:45:10] The cripples are the backbone of my military strategy.

[01:45:16] Okay, let's go over to this area

[01:45:31] How the fuck am I walking I

[01:45:35] Don't blame barb. I mean I do that I we are going to the movies of this coming for this coming Saturday

[01:45:40] But Katie's Katie wants to see the Dracula movie. I don't know dude

[01:45:43] It's kind of hard to get out when I've got two two-year-old girls, you know

[01:45:48] We don't we don't get out too often. I think with the at this rate we go out once like twice a year

[01:45:57] Let's see any more cripples

[01:46:05] Hmm I want to take I want to take like this guy

[01:46:13] I am.

[01:46:20] Oh.

[01:46:35] Interesting.

[01:46:42] interesting cool weapons for sale here they don't have any jobs for me though

[01:46:52] did you ever finish La Milana too and is the rest going on YouTube I did finish

[01:46:58] La Milana too yes I do plan to put the rest of it on YouTube also yes man cool

[01:47:05] weapons I wish I could get some of these other weapons dude I did finish La Milana

[01:47:11] it too. So we're still pretty weak. We need easy missions and money and experience right

[01:47:27] now. Explore the southern cities. I mean, I'm just I'm just trying to go anywhere, dude.

[01:47:34] I got that I I have nothing so we're pretty we're pretty fucking weak at the moment

[01:47:52] Thank you horrendous appreciate it man

[01:47:54] I gotta remember like where I left off and llama one and two on YouTube and try to get the rest of it up there

[01:47:59] The problem is that as I was putting it up the VODs were expiring so now I have to go back to the archive and I got to

[01:48:05] I got to download them and chop them up. It's a whole thing, so

[01:48:11] Which reminds you of the war tales just styled differently

[01:48:29] What even, um, triggers the end game crisis in this game anyway.

[01:48:37] Okay, so they won't give me any job. Do you have any homeless?

[01:48:42] Uh...

[01:48:43] Hugo.

[01:48:48] He's pretty cheap.

[01:48:52] He's got a dagger right now.

[01:48:55] Uh, did you beat this in the last playthrough? I did beat it. Yeah, I did.

[01:48:59] I do have some weapons like yeah, but I have some stuff I can give them okay. I'll get I'll hire him I

[01:49:16] Don't have that much money though, but sure all right chat. Who is uh, who is this?

[01:49:21] Well, he's not too bad.

[01:49:28] He's actually really good with a bow, apparently.

[01:49:31] Ah, maybe I should give him the bow?

[01:49:33] Ah, I don't know.

[01:49:36] He's pretty good at fighting, too.

[01:49:47] I hate my job.

[01:49:48] Can I serve you instead?

[01:49:50] All right, Retro Shinji, you're hired, Retro Shinji.

[01:50:06] So let's try to get over here and let's see if we can get a new job, because we're low on money.

[01:50:13] Thank God, finally a good boss.

[01:50:15] Yeah, wait until the fucking werewolf fucking eats your entrails.

[01:50:18] I'm calling this is bullshit can you be a big strong guy

[01:50:35] See give me a mission, please no missions here. I can't really I want to hire more people. I can't really afford it though

[01:50:48] I

[01:50:52] Just can't afford it

[01:50:55] All right, well, let's keep heading let's go to sand camp. We'll see we can find a mission there a

[01:51:01] Real lack of missions here dude. Where's all the fucking missions, bro? I kind of wish there was a mission in every town

[01:51:12] You are being attacked

[01:51:18] Okay, your first swing is a miss.

[01:51:43] That's all that did.

[01:52:38] bro this game is impossible dude

[01:52:48] chop that guy's head off

[01:53:08] of

[01:53:25] another one dead

[01:53:50] Whoa, what is with this guy?

[01:54:12] This guy is insane.

[01:54:14] What is this guy?

[01:54:16] Are we serious right now?

[01:54:19] Dude, we're screwed.

[01:54:28] Look at this guy.

[01:54:32] Bro, like, these missions are like, like, I keep, like, looking for where are the missions

[01:54:38] I can do to, like, get stronger and, like, this is how it goes every time, man.

[01:54:45] Okay, Jeremiah fucked some dudes up. Are they running?

[01:54:49] They're not running.

[01:55:01] Uh...

[01:55:05] These guys got some, like, serious armor.

[01:55:09] That guy's running.

[01:55:11] my guy is running there goes big J.Y.

[01:55:31] are they running?

[01:55:33] jeez man

[01:55:37] fuck me dude

[01:55:39] Ah, it's over. Wow.

[01:55:43] Ah, okay, only two people died. Retro Shinji. Remember when you were like, hey, hire me,

[01:55:49] dude? And the Ultrion.

[01:55:53] Alright, well, time out Retro Shinji. He's dead.

[01:55:58] Time out the Ultrion.

[01:56:04] There he goes.

[01:56:09] Give me some good armor a worn male shirt

[01:56:17] Some chain mail there

[01:56:21] And we're down to four guys

[01:56:25] It's like as real leveled up

[01:56:39] I'm giving that.

[01:56:46] And Jeremiah also leveled up.

[01:56:50] So we've leveled up a little bit.

[01:56:53] We have leveled up a tiny bit initiative.

[01:57:06] And this is Fatigue Resolve.

[01:57:09] I guess I'll grab melee defense with you.

[01:57:15] And we have our perks to choose.

[01:57:19] Let's see.

[01:57:20] I guess I'll take hit points.

[01:57:32] I think it'll take hit points with you too.

[01:57:43] So, Hot Chat, if I want to repair an item, do I have to use a tool or is it something that's done passively or how does that work out?

[01:57:58] It's done passively and then it like slowly uses your tools.

[01:58:01] okay gotcha so at some point we're gonna have to buy tools all right no no no

[01:58:16] no no what what do you mean I just fought what

[01:58:25] how do I run

[01:58:31] I just fought nine guys! What are you talking about?

[01:58:38] Well this game is stupid!

[01:58:53] What is with this game? The fuck is wrong with you?

[01:58:58] I had no chance! What are you talking about?

[01:59:08] I just fought tooth and nail. Retreat from combat. Retreat.

[01:59:13] like I did not know don't give me that you should have paid attention to the

[01:59:29] fucking match shit I killed them and they're right behind red up I couldn't

[01:59:34] even turn don't tell me that shit I had no chance bro I'm gonna start this shit

[01:59:41] over on like the the we just lost you know I'm gonna start this shit over on

[01:59:48] the easy difficulty because this is fucking ridiculous it's fucking insane

[01:59:57] it's so ridiculous like what am I supposed to do there's no there's no

[02:00:06] smart there's no nothing you can do it's just been repeatedly getting I'm

[02:00:10] I've been laying for two hours and I've been getting fucked for two hours.

[02:00:14] This is fucking ridiculous, man.

[02:00:26] It's so stupid, dude.

[02:00:35] And then you go in here and then it's like, there's one job and if you accept it, you'll

[02:00:39] Fucking die like great. I'm really glad I marched across the fucking desert for fuck all here

[02:00:45] Great. Thanks a lot

[02:00:48] Time me out on bed you got it. There you go. Fuck you

[02:00:54] Yeah, I'm veteran. I'm like I played the game before I could take it and it's like no the game is just so fucking stupid

[02:01:00] You cannot know you really actually can

[02:01:04] It's absurd honestly, it's fucking insanely absurd

[02:01:09] Oh

[02:01:11] I you know so I walked all the way here to get fucked in the ass and now I can't even move anymore

[02:01:18] What am I so what can't you tell me why don't you tell me what I can do game?

[02:01:22] Why don't you inform me of what I can fucking do huh?

[02:01:25] You want me to hire more cripples I can hire more cripples

[02:01:29] He's a beggar sure

[02:01:36] And all kinds of cripples I can hire

[02:01:39] I

[02:01:44] Didn't realize we got a pike

[02:01:47] There's almost 30 to 50 damage this one does 60 to 80 Wow cool I

[02:01:53] Don't know if it's gonna make a difference. How's it going? It's going well, but I'm getting fucked right now

[02:02:00] Yeah, can I have like a fucking e can I have like an easy fight please like every fight has been like you lost 80%

[02:02:08] percent of your army can I have like one fucking easy fight please like that'd be great kickstand

[02:02:13] thank you very much really appreciate it Shusuke 89 there you go we got like broken hands

[02:02:22] fucked up face like can I have like one motherfucking easy fight please

[02:02:44] I think it'll attack me in the town

[02:02:48] I'm in the town you can be attacked in the town. Where's the town what do you mean?

[02:03:00] In the town

[02:03:04] What is this in the fucking town

[02:03:18] I hope they fucking burn the towns apparently doesn't let anybody come in and kill them

[02:03:28] Okay, now all we're doing is running from fights now, okay, so so not even the town

[02:03:42] I thought maybe the town would like, protect me a little bit, but apparently not.

[02:03:51] You're kidding me, right? You've got to be kidding me.

[02:03:59] They're still fucking running after me.

[02:04:10] Only there's friendly units going around.

[02:04:12] Can I please have a fucking easy mission?

[02:04:20] Uhhhhhhh.

[02:04:23] You run into an old man dragging a youthful man, you want to be a master it takes time.

[02:04:30] Look at the kid, he's got a fresh face, alright we'll take him.

[02:04:37] So did I just gain a dude?

[02:04:40] I did.

[02:04:42] Okay, so we've got Jeremiah Shuskay big J. Why and we gained punch again this guy

[02:04:51] Don't have a spear to give you I'll give you the hatchet. I guess I got a free guy

[02:04:57] It fights back there. Yeah, you're hired

[02:05:03] More meat for the grinder. I'll take you know what I'll take a free guy at this point. I need it

[02:05:07] It's still no, the only job here is this, um, pick a package to Waldemar the younger

[02:05:18] and sans stats.

[02:05:19] Say his name and he appears.

[02:05:24] I believe in Barbara's King.

[02:05:28] I believe in Barbara's King.

[02:05:31] That's 11 Mario and Dark Souls and Elvin rain and zeros Elba and marbles and spruce songs

[02:05:39] that they say I believe in Barbara's game

[02:05:42] I believe in Barbara's king. Hey, thank you so much goodie. Thank you for the 10 gifts

[02:05:51] subs

[02:05:52] Appreciate that. Thank you very much. Yeah, I've waited for two hours. We started twice. I died completely twice

[02:05:57] This is the longest we've gone, but man

[02:06:01] Uh, goody, thanks so much for ten gifts, subs man.

[02:06:03] I really appreciate that.

[02:06:04] Thank you so much, dude.

[02:06:11] So how's our, like, gear?

[02:06:15] Mostly our gear has been fully repaired at this point.

[02:06:18] Okay.

[02:06:22] Yeah, I remember getting fucked, like, the first time I played this game, too.

[02:06:25] So, now the second time I'm playing this game, I am also getting fucked.

[02:06:31] I think so much good even 10 gifts those man. I really appreciate that dude

[02:06:52] Seeing a pattern I think this game just tends to fuck you a lot repeatedly

[02:07:01] it's a get fuck simulator put anything on their head or they get one shot I have

[02:07:08] nothing to put on their head so I can't do that yeah if I if I maybe I should go

[02:07:16] buy something

[02:07:31] Oh, here. There you go. Now he's got a hat. I guess that's to, uh, prevent getting one

[02:07:51] shot by a bow and arrow or something. Buy some crutches and casts for your cripples.

[02:08:08] JKs, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it dude. Okay, so I should look at the stuff even though

[02:08:12] it has like two skulls. I should look at things too.

[02:08:21] Um, I need you to take him to Tarawa is waiting for it 490 crowns.

[02:08:32] Okay.

[02:08:33] Uh, a day southeast by road, okay.

[02:08:43] So these, uh, deliveries, like you think you see the skull and you think like, oh, I can't

[02:08:47] do this yet, but actually it's fine.

[02:08:49] Uh, the deliveries are actually better.

[02:08:51] Yeah, yeah, we're doing the deliveries now

[02:08:57] Bring out your cripples. Hey, look, I'm an equal opportunity employer

[02:09:01] I don't even if you're if you're like whatever it doesn't matter

[02:09:04] I'll hire you and I'll put a spear in your hand and you're good to go buddy

[02:09:11] Let's see fishermen

[02:09:16] Okay, you're hired

[02:09:21] So, this guy seems like he's decently spread across a lot of things, giving him a hat.

[02:09:45] And I may give him this pitchfork and put him behind here too.

[02:09:50] So guys attacking from behind, I kinda like those guys.

[02:09:54] It's nice to have those guys.

[02:09:56] Okay, and we're heading to Tarwhal.

[02:10:02] Nice.

[02:10:04] Ah, decoy, thank you for the sub, appreciate it, thank you decoy.

[02:10:16] I'll put a spear in your hand provided you have a hand I mean we can duck taping in and

[02:10:25] figure it out.

[02:10:39] Always negotiate more of ones.

[02:10:40] I was afraid because sometimes I feel like they'd be like fuck you will fine fuck you

[02:10:44] that I'm not gonna hire you. So maybe I don't need to worry about that so much.

[02:11:00] No one's in the duct tape yet. I guess I can speed up too.

[02:11:08] So this must be one of the DLC cities. I almost ran out of food here too.

[02:11:14] Okay, marketplace rice

[02:11:33] With some new weapons here a safe and a Darga shield cool

[02:11:44] I wonder how like so if I were to try to take like could I buy incense and then

[02:12:02] take it up north and sell it I don't know if that's how it works or not.

[02:12:08] I

[02:12:10] Have nails as you're a mercenary here. Yeah, what if I should try that so we have some food now

[02:12:18] It's not worth it right now, let's see what do they got for sale here? I

[02:12:26] Get higher another this guy's a beggar

[02:12:38] Hey this guy is free up front and he's free daily he's a free dude oh wait no wait these

[02:12:51] are slaves you're buying slaves and they feel like once you pay up front you they're free

[02:12:55] forever damn you can buy slaves in this game Jesus do I what do I even have to give him

[02:13:07] I think we're not going to hire him for now. I need money.

[02:13:10] What's the job you got offered here?

[02:13:15] This guy is telling me to go fight, uh, brigands here? No Mads? No, I don't think so.

[02:13:23] Maybe we can do that.

[02:13:26] Okay.

[02:13:31] Let's go back up here.

[02:13:37] So we got a decent amount of food.

[02:13:40] We're not terrible on money.

[02:13:42] I think we just need more money.

[02:13:46] We just need more money and more experience for our guys.

[02:13:49] So easy fights would be good, I think.

[02:13:53] Dante Cerberus, thank you for 31 months.

[02:13:56] Really appreciate that.

[02:13:57] Thank you Dante Cerberus.

[02:13:58] I think you Dante.

[02:13:59] You should do it.

[02:14:00] Ah, thank you Dante, you should do it.

[02:14:07] This is why unions are important.

[02:14:11] Ah, Ethan, thank you for the sub.

[02:14:15] You should do it, thank you very much.

[02:14:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's your job here?

[02:14:30] Uh, Brigands killed his whole family.

[02:14:34] Uh, these guys are gonna fuck me up.

[02:14:36] No, I can't take that one.

[02:15:00] Well, this guy only cost $30, you're hired. Hell yeah, dude.

[02:15:08] All right, Chad, who is this?

[02:15:16] This is for you.

[02:15:24] Ah, Narcotus, thank you for the gift sub.

[02:15:28] All in toes, thank you very much.

[02:15:30] Fuck you.

[02:15:31] Who wants to die?

[02:15:32] We'll say Narcotus.

[02:15:33] All right, let's, uh, we can try to get him a hat, too.

[02:15:54] All these shields are so fucking expensive.

[02:15:59] Awww, alright.

[02:16:11] I wish I could give him a spear instead.

[02:16:16] There we go. Alright, you're hired.

[02:16:26] Last time I went over towards Sand Camp, it didn't work out so well for me.

[02:16:34] I mean, is there a way to set stuff to not get fixed?

[02:16:41] I don't know we do have a couple guys now it's true it's alt click let's say if it's

[02:17:00] equipped no it looks like it's too late I don't know I see what you mean though like

[02:17:07] Like why repair something that fucking sucks you spend so much money on it, right?

[02:17:12] You can designate items to be repaired.

[02:17:16] Uh, Megascol, thank you for the 45 months, really appreciate that guy.

[02:17:20] I'm looking for a fight, but I don't want like the craziest fucking fight of all time.

[02:17:28] We're doing being okay place to start fights.

[02:17:39] Oh, well, you know what looks like a fight found me nomad outlaws and nomad slingers.

[02:17:47] Okay.

[02:17:48] It's like a fight found me, they only have five guys and we have seven.

[02:18:18] of

[02:18:43] Why the impale move is as costly.

[02:19:13] I

[02:19:37] Um

[02:19:39] He's whipping me.

[02:19:46] Okay.

[02:19:53] Okay.

[02:20:00] I

[02:20:04] Hey

[02:20:06] This guy with the mace is fucking me up

[02:20:33] where we're dropping like flies

[02:21:03] Am I, like, dazed or something, distracted?

[02:21:33] I finally hit him.

[02:22:03] Oh

[02:22:13] Good job, buddy

[02:22:15] I

[02:22:40] Let's get a like flames are

[02:22:45] So

[02:23:08] These pocket sand yeah, right out fuck you and fuck your rock bitch

[02:23:15] bro this guy won't die what's so magical what is so magical about you

[02:23:45] Finally, is he dying?

[02:24:03] not be dead, bro.

[02:24:25] Oh, well.

[02:24:28] Oh, they're running for sure now.

[02:24:31] Jesus man, I bet I got some good loot from this one.

[02:24:34] Narcotus, he's gone.

[02:24:38] No!

[02:24:40] It fights back.

[02:24:42] He's dead.

[02:24:43] Ah!

[02:24:45] Um, Anselm?

[02:24:49] Was there even an Anselm?

[02:24:50] Did we...

[02:24:51] Did I neglect to name Anselm?

[02:24:52] I might not have named him, to be honest.

[02:24:55] Oops, sorry.

[02:24:56] I did not mean it.

[02:24:57] I was a misplex.

[02:24:58] Sorry, should we warp?

[02:25:00] What injury did we get he looks like he's traumatized and a bruised leg

[02:25:13] Bro we didn't get anything worth it at all we did not get anything worth all that shit. We got a whip

[02:25:22] That was absolutely not worth it

[02:25:29] Battle over, let's see, just leave them there, Jeremiah Watson, what's your deal with their

[02:25:39] bodies?

[02:25:40] Let us honor the dead.

[02:25:42] Okay, we honored the dead.

[02:25:47] Dagger the armor dudes to get down their armor.

[02:25:50] Does that like destroy their armor or something?

[02:25:54] Like what does it even do?

[02:25:55] It was like big JY leveled up.

[02:26:06] level 3 now?

[02:26:28] I don't know what's I want here.

[02:26:31] Puncture damages the person, not the armor.

[02:26:36] Oh no.

[02:26:46] What even is my initiative anyway?

[02:26:52] Action points, fatigue.

[02:26:54] Dodge is good. Yeah, I mean this seems okay. I was looking to see what my initiative actually

[02:27:01] was. Surround and dagger spam. Gifted is good. I didn't see Gifted. Where's Gifted at?

[02:27:23] Oh this one.

[02:27:25] It's like gaining a level up to increase character's attributes with maximum roles but without talents.

[02:27:33] So he just leveled up again.

[02:27:36] melee skill, HP and defense.

[02:27:42] But he doesn't gain a perk from that.

[02:27:44] Okay.

[02:27:45] Honestly that seems to make sense to me.

[02:27:48] And this guy level, let's go.

[02:27:50] You leveled up too.

[02:27:53] I

[02:27:57] Don't choose gifted for you also

[02:28:02] And we'll go this this and that there we go. All right

[02:28:10] Um

[02:28:20] These shields we got are like not even good we found a battle whip

[02:28:25] It's one hand that ignores armor range of thought apparently the whip has high range

[02:28:31] We looted a oh we apparently have a bore spear. Okay, you can give that to this guy a

[02:28:37] better spear for you, okay?

[02:28:40] We'll give you the helmet and let's try to get back over here replace the shitty hat

[02:28:55] There's gonna be a permanent backliner you well, yeah, I mean I've got the pike right I may as well use it

[02:29:04] Okay, I really need easy jobs

[02:29:06] jobs. Ah, no. I need some, I need some easy jobs, please.

[02:29:36] These, uh, woodcutters acts aren't very good.

[02:29:45] I need, like, deliveries and shit.

[02:29:47] I think I should want to play War Tales again.

[02:29:55] So we can get characters that are traumatized.

[02:30:05] That never goes away.

[02:30:07] Like forever.

[02:30:14] Is Mid the lakens you have to set it up?

[02:30:17] Hmm.

[02:30:18] Is an axe build.

[02:30:21] Other weapons cost higher fatigue when it's high.

[02:30:23] That's permanent.

[02:30:24] You got the cheat death.

[02:30:25] Alright, give me something like delivery.

[02:30:34] escort this ain't gonna work this ain't gonna work hero slayer thank you for

[02:30:50] eleven months appreciate that this is gonna kill me right like there's no

[02:30:55] way get more money well it's an escort but we're like gonna get attacked right

[02:31:01] That's like a guarantee

[02:31:05] There's no way we're not gonna get attacked and I only got four guys

[02:31:10] You can use their guys as a meat shield not always

[02:31:20] All right

[02:31:24] All right, I'll try it

[02:31:26] It paid for every head of an attacker you slay.

[02:31:34] Alright, we're trying it.

[02:31:37] Is it an elite squad we're going for?

[02:31:39] Bro, everybody, I'm not going for any kind of elite squad.

[02:31:42] My guys keep getting fucking murdered, man.

[02:31:45] Honestly, I feel like it's a miracle we haven't all died already.

[02:31:56] Lots of Nomad cutthroats and a few Nomad slingers.

[02:32:08] You guys remember when you said,

[02:32:09] No, you're not, you're not probably not going to get attacked, right?

[02:32:11] You're right.

[02:32:12] You guys remember that?

[02:32:19] 16.

[02:32:26] Ah, that's only why Barb yelling make my boyfriend less mad than what?

[02:32:44] Retreat.

[02:32:45] I'm like I'm veteran this is insane dude it's just like actually insane

[02:33:15] Why are you even fighting just run?

[02:33:31] Oh, I mean it's our mission, right?

[02:33:43] in the donkeys. Fuck the mission. They gotta go to the high ground behind me.

[02:34:08] Ah, Sen Verdi, thank you for the sub, appreciate it dude, thank you very much.

[02:34:32] Dude, the entire game is too much for you early game.

[02:34:36] Like it's a fucking joke man. The game doesn't warm you up like even a little bit

[02:34:40] It's just like it's so eager to fuck you in the face like there's not even like

[02:34:47] Not even like a momentary hesitation to be like I here have some easy fights like your very first fight

[02:34:53] It's just like completely like get fucked get absolutely fucked immediately like it's crazy

[02:35:00] There's no there's no lube and battle brothers at all. They're killing the donkeys

[02:35:06] I

[02:35:28] Penis goose, thank you for the son. Thank you for the six months. I really appreciate that

[02:35:36] What are they doing?

[02:35:46] I was gonna chill.

[02:36:05] They do have some slangers.

[02:36:12] Wow.

[02:36:23] Peeta Scoots, thanks so much man, appreciate that you said dirty.

[02:36:25] Are they at the, so they're never going to come after me here, are they?

[02:36:34] You've heard more of us litter as literal jackasses.

[02:37:02] I mean, I guess I'll try to attack.

[02:37:14] I'll try to come in on these guys from the top, I guess.

[02:37:20] Do you really think I have any kind of chance here like at all?

[02:37:44] run. I'm never gonna get a job for those people ever again over there. Oh man, don't you love

[02:38:03] a game where you spent three hours playing it and you have accomplished nothing and you're

[02:38:06] about to game over again and lose all your progress? Like, isn't that great? Ah, build

[02:38:10] Thank you for the sub, thank you for the 61 months, really appreciate that.

[02:38:26] I guess I'm just chillin' up here

[02:38:40] I mean, I- I- fine, please.

[02:38:53] I guess fuck the caravan.

[02:38:57] I don't think the rocks run out of ammo, right?

[02:38:59] Isn't that the whole point of the rocks?

[02:39:04] I mean bro this game is fun. I like this game, but I feel like I don't know if it's a veteran

[02:39:29] difficulty or just a game, but I feel like all night I'm not allowed to play it. Like

[02:39:33] the moment I get like six guys that even have like I've got a spear I've got a

[02:39:37] shield like it's like here comes the fucking giant fist of this game right

[02:39:42] up my asshole like instantly it's crazy

[02:39:51] it's ridiculous it's ridiculous I wouldn't even say it's difficult it's

[02:39:55] ridiculous

[02:39:57] It's the better and difficult thing.

[02:40:10] I got no money with what money?

[02:40:13] With what money do I have 8, 10 dudes?

[02:40:16] I have no money.

[02:40:17] I tried to do mission to get money and this was mission.

[02:40:21] You have four dudes versus 16.

[02:40:24] Where get money?

[02:40:25] How get money?

[02:40:26] money! Do you see money? I see no money! Like what do you want me to do, bro?

[02:40:37] I would love to know what you think I should do. I got- I got- I'm hiring fucking $50

[02:40:42] cripples who can barely stand. That's the only thing I can fucking afford. I'm trying to buy

[02:40:47] a hat so they don't buy a one-handed. Like what do you mean all I do is you gotta have like at least

[02:40:52] ten dudes like with what the fucking what I'm supposed to pay them with I have

[02:40:57] 606 pounds I've got nothing I can fucking do that's not the issue it's not

[02:41:06] because a cripple or not I don't have a fucking helmet or anything but I'm

[02:41:10] aware the last time I fucking did a caravan I got fucked all right don't

[02:41:18] You taught me this caravan shit.

[02:41:21] Come guard my caravan.

[02:41:23] Yeah, we just tried that.

[02:41:25] How did that go?

[02:41:34] They have low-based ads.

[02:41:35] Bitch, you're not understanding me.

[02:41:36] If you fucking listen to me, bitch, you don't understand.

[02:41:38] I don't have any fucking money!

[02:41:40] You would just spend $7,000 to hire a guy.

[02:41:42] If you fucking listen...

[02:41:43] Oh, wow, Conrad!

[02:41:45] He's great!

[02:41:46] Oh only two thousand dollars. How much money do I have fuck all I can't all can't afford that

[02:41:53] What do you want me to fucking do I?

[02:41:56] Can barely afford to feed my bitches. There's no there's no jobs

[02:42:05] Yeah, let me check my bank account fuck all

[02:42:08] Who would have you just hire the guy that cost two thousand dollars man you're being great shade?

[02:42:13] Also, I did that last time I played this game. I was like, bro, let's hire this guy

[02:42:18] We got fucking big dick McGee with a great sword and he died like a fucking bitch in the first fight

[02:42:24] So I don't know man

[02:42:26] I think I'll take the fucking $10 cripples over $2,000 fuck all because when they die you don't get to loot their corpses

[02:42:33] Okay, I did that shit once before he died in two fucking seconds. I was like big dick McGee is dead already. Are you kidding?

[02:42:43] So, okay, is this just find the place, or what was the deal here?

[02:43:02] Did he want me to just find the place?

[02:43:06] Or because he wants to pay me 700, but he wants me to get this artifact back, right?

[02:43:12] I don't think this is gonna do it, right?

[02:43:17] What about reading it? I don't I think he said no, it's a fight. Yeah. Yeah, we can't fight

[02:43:32] Maybe the Dallas Cowboys can take one

[02:43:34] monstrosity taking children and dogs do the monstrosities are gonna fucking kill

[02:43:40] us no we can't do that no that's possible we're gonna die no that's gonna

[02:43:46] kill us

[02:43:53] you guys have any like weaklings we could hire here no oh this is that just

[02:44:00] Just ain't enough people, they need to be like a hundred people to recruit.

[02:44:05] The callous dower boys, like I don't know, I like, I don't know what to do in this game

[02:44:09] right now.

[02:44:10] I have no idea.

[02:44:12] You know, you know who I blame here?

[02:44:16] I blame the fucking Dallas Cowboys.

[02:44:18] That's who I blame.

[02:44:20] Fucking weak ass, pathetic ass football team.

[02:44:22] Imagine having Tony Romo as your quarterback for years.

[02:44:27] That's the fucking, that's the fucking problem here.

[02:44:30] I

[02:44:38] Too far

[02:44:46] What year is it do you have any any other jobs for me here what you got

[02:45:01] Deliver, yes.

[02:45:05] I accept.

[02:45:07] Deliver cargo about a day east.

[02:45:09] Okay, that's good.

[02:45:10] That's good. We like deliver.

[02:45:12] Do you have any cripples I could hire?

[02:45:15] This guy's a vagabond.

[02:45:21] This guy's a eunuch.

[02:45:25] Look at the, look at the logo for eunuch.

[02:45:27] All right, I hired the eunuch. All right, who's who wants to be the eunuch apparently he's pretty good at fighting

[02:45:39] That's top

[02:45:48] Prongo trigger thank you for the bits appreciate that

[02:45:51] I volunteer me please pink shoes underscore

[02:45:59] All right, you're hired

[02:46:05] You now have a eunuch and we're gonna go all that way fucking a man

[02:46:15] You are traveling distance of bobbing for sluts including like a gargoyle when he finally nears

[02:46:20] he looks up as knows I see the rest of his hidden a cloak

[02:46:29] Join at the campfire for us tonight

[02:46:33] You ain't doing mercenary coming out there. I'm sure you know and I don't mean to sound thrilling

[02:46:36] But I only wish tell you something couple weeks past some two or three company men standing by your own men across from apparently path

[02:46:41] Wasn't big enough for all of them. So they fought

[02:46:45] You kill in a market competitor salsa we kill it we keep an eye on

[02:46:48] So does that mean we're gonna get attacked by other mercs I mean we're

[02:46:58] pretty fucking pathetic here. Oh what I think of the callous now boys.

[02:47:07] Don't look them up. Oh, I'll keep that in mind

[02:47:23] Please don't look them up what the fuck are the cow my fucking God

[02:47:31] Holy shit

[02:47:33] Oh, there's a lot of fucking brigands around here, huh?

[02:47:49] It's a band they play music.

[02:47:51] Do you like this band?

[02:47:53] I'm gonna assume no.

[02:48:00] I'd say no.

[02:48:09] So many easy fights, but with my fucking band of cripples and fucking with my guys, no shot,

[02:48:17] dude.

[02:48:29] math core one dude lost his dick I did not hire a slave thank you very much

[02:48:59] I didn't free the slave

[02:49:06] Bro, how the hell do I look like Abraham Lincoln? I got three I got three cripples that are like about to die

[02:49:13] What do you mean? What do you mean?

[02:49:16] Okay, we need to buy some food

[02:49:18] This is Jom.

[02:49:29] Uh, Briggans?

[02:49:36] I can't, I do that.

[02:49:37] I can't fight Briggans.

[02:49:38] I can't do it.

[02:49:39] I'm sorry.

[02:49:40] Ain't no way.

[02:49:42] There's no way I can fight Briggans with these five guys.

[02:49:47] Now I know, I'm more likely to get enslaved myself at this rate, dude.

[02:50:10] No mad run.

[02:50:15] thugs you can just not bring in Raiders so like I need to be able to differentiate them

[02:50:19] when I see them.

[02:50:23] Yeah, yeah.

[02:50:32] You're right, right, so there's like different tiers of enemies.

[02:50:42] All right, let's see what you got a mission for me.

[02:50:52] Go to the cemetery and clear out any troublemakers.

[02:50:57] Should we try it?

[02:51:00] This one?

[02:51:03] Secure Ancestor's last rest.

[02:51:07] Uh, send it.

[02:51:10] Look for thief contracts.

[02:51:11] Uh, you think we can do this one?

[02:51:13] These are probably going to be one skull difficulty.

[02:51:18] Oh, no, man.

[02:51:25] So this guy kind of sucks, actually.

[02:51:49] I don't really have a spear to give him.

[02:52:05] Okay.

[02:52:07] Okay, so Wants me to go here.

[02:52:12] Alright.

[02:52:14] secure ancestors last rest this is gonna be bro we're about to die aren't we

[02:52:24] we're like definitely about to die

[02:52:28] Oh, it's these things again

[02:52:58] There's uh, no high ground around here.

[02:53:58] Okay.

[02:54:05] Okay.

[02:54:12] Okay.

[02:54:19] Why is bro ready to fleece wavering?

[02:54:40] already wavering here.

[02:54:52] Two misses.

[02:55:04] Jeremiah's been doing pretty solid man.

[02:55:40] Oh, man.

[02:55:44] Yeah, so these guys, like, they eat the corpse and they get, like, crazy strong or something.

[02:55:59] Is that how these guys work?

[02:56:36] Oh

[02:57:02] Yeah

[02:57:04] Dude not him don't kill him. He's like my favorite guy

[02:57:15] Yeah, that thing just got stronger

[02:57:34] Hmm.

[02:57:55] There we go. Bro, that might be the first fight where nobody died. Good job guys, good

[02:58:18] Good job! Way to go!

[02:58:24] Literally the first fight where nobody died.

[02:58:35] But how fucked up are we though?

[02:58:37] Okay, so...

[02:58:38] Shoescape leveled up.

[02:58:48] And let's give him Colossus and you Jeremiah has been whooping ass actually

[02:58:58] with the sword.

[02:59:01] Um...

[02:59:05] Hang on.

[02:59:09] Hit points.

[02:59:11] Uh...

[02:59:13] Melee skill and melee defense.

[02:59:17] Yeah, I'm gonna choose gifted again for him too.

[02:59:21] Uh, that's another level up. Hit points. Melee skill and melee defense.

[02:59:27] I probably am undervaluing, uh, resolve and stuff too here.

[02:59:31] All right, yeah, yeah, I also ran out of tools as well.

[02:59:37] I'm gonna have to blow some money on tools here.

[02:59:45] We're back up over a thousand.

[02:59:47] How much are you?

[02:59:48] So is there a way to get cheaper tools or no?

[02:59:53] Another thing?

[02:59:56] Yeah, we're going to need more resolve for sure.

[03:00:05] Shop around.

[03:00:08] Resolve is insanely important when it's low.

[03:00:11] Find a place that likes towns and will have different prices.

[03:00:15] So.

[03:00:16] Oh, you can also like cure yourself.

[03:00:23] These things will heal in a couple of days.

[03:00:25] Neck vane Jesus. It's pretty rough

[03:00:32] If they like you and they're a prosperous town, I don't know if any town likes me right now

[03:00:36] There's no jobs here anymore. So let's I guess let's go ahead and leave

[03:00:44] It's good prices

[03:00:49] Well, this is probably the best we've done so far we're like almost alive I

[03:00:54] I could raid a caravan.

[03:00:57] I wonder if there's like a crime like they consider you like outlaws and they try to

[03:01:01] kill you or something.

[03:01:06] Yeah, yeah.

[03:01:13] Yeah, I was thinking about that.

[03:01:19] If you cross a goat skin tent beside the road, the hide tarps have been dipped in purple dyes.

[03:01:23] An old woman with a hunchback stands outside her hands, classed and hanging.

[03:01:28] You smell of a strange odor enough instead of man, do you wish to have your fortune told?

[03:01:33] Tell me my future, old, my fortune, old woman.

[03:01:37] Defeat, speculation doubt.

[03:01:42] More defeat, but also many victories.

[03:01:44] You forget weakness, you grow tired of its contagious nature, you become powerful.

[03:01:48] Strength and survival.

[03:01:50] Alright.

[03:01:52] Get down!

[03:01:54] You tell the woman you've never really been able to grow a beard

[03:01:56] and she snuffs the candle and shoes you out of the tent.

[03:01:58] Okay.

[03:02:00] So...

[03:02:02] Not much I can do here.

[03:02:04] Ah, tools!

[03:02:06] That's pretty cheap for tools, right?

[03:02:08] Tools and supplies, not too bad.

[03:02:18] Oswald is a shepherd.

[03:02:28] Uh, all right.

[03:02:32] Higher Oswald.

[03:02:33] All right, see how we got a new dude.

[03:02:39] We could try making this guy an archer.

[03:02:45] He's gonna miss, like, fucking crazy.

[03:02:47] Uh, do I have a- did I sell my quiver? Actually, no, there it is.

[03:02:54] Me, Barb, I'm ready to disappoint you.

[03:02:58] Make this guy, uh, I'll do this.

[03:03:01] Uh, I think people were saying, you know, I- I don't know this game super well.

[03:03:05] Uh, I think people were saying that archers early on are rough.

[03:03:10] And then, like, later they get a little bit better.

[03:03:17] Let's get it like trial by wolves

[03:03:22] All right, so we're back up to seven dudes. There's no job here at Schwartburg

[03:03:27] Let's go back up this way. I guess kind of far, but sure

[03:03:36] Later they're really good

[03:03:38] oh should I go would that be worth it to go help them is that thing I should do

[03:03:51] maybe I should have helped those guys

[03:03:55] Okay, that just says brigands. Do we know what these guys are? It just says brigands.

[03:04:07] There are more brigands, damn. Ah, fuck it, I'm running. Fuck it. Yo. Your mom's a brigand.

[03:04:24] Ah, thank you so much, jukebox!

[03:04:39] Ah, no, I'm not doing that.

[03:04:41] Ah, jukebox, thank you so much. Appreciate that.

[03:04:48] That's just gonna get my ass killed.

[03:04:54] When he fights my heart is bleeding. What do you mean fight? I'm gonna die. Are you are you?

[03:04:59] See like bro, you could do all these fights. Yeah, and lose like hundreds and hundreds of coins like I'm going to die

[03:05:12] And we've been watching the same past three hours of this game are my guys like hang on let's see

[03:05:24] Yeah, Shoeskay has half his HP because he got a cut throat as well.

[03:05:32] Yeah.

[03:05:33] This guy is terrified.

[03:05:35] He's got cut arm and he's got cut leg muscles.

[03:05:39] I'm looking for some easy money, man.

[03:05:46] Training hall.

[03:05:48] Hmm.

[03:05:49] Interesting.

[03:05:50] You can like

[03:05:53] You can train your guys see that's pretty cool. I didn't know that

[03:05:58] All right, no mission no money here no missions here either

[03:06:08] Yeah, my guys are fucked up yeah, yeah

[03:06:13] The hill of Nani brah I am I am so poor. I do you know do you see how poor I am?

[03:06:20] Uh, PTW, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.

[03:06:24] Honestly, those brigands are probably back down here if I want to go fight them, but...

[03:06:29] Um...

[03:06:34] ARGHH!

[03:06:39] I think this crate delivered to Brunthal. Let's talk Monty.

[03:06:42] Uh, I'm gonna pay more than this. Okay.

[03:06:47] Deliver a... cargo. Oh, okay.

[03:06:50] So this is to Bruninthal.

[03:06:54] Let's see if we get fucked up on the road.

[03:07:00] Yeah, I saw, I went to the church and I hovered over it.

[03:07:04] It was expensive.

[03:07:05] So when I see these things I should pause to like hover over and see what they are.

[03:07:24] I'm gonna start doing that.

[03:07:33] Yeah, yeah.

[03:07:36] I'm pretty sure I could come back there

[03:07:37] and go do that again.

[03:07:44] If there are less than 10, you can try.

[03:08:03] Does some mods let you auto-pause when encountering enemies or waking from camp?

[03:08:07] Uh, yeah.

[03:08:08] I saw that there was a workshop for this game before I started playing.

[03:08:12] Actually, I've had this game installed on my PC like forever, I just finally loaded it

[03:08:16] today.

[03:08:17] I saw that there was a workshop for this game.

[03:08:18] I didn't even look at the workshop though, because I don't know this game well enough

[03:08:22] to do that.

[03:08:24] Oh, I believe it.

[03:08:25] I believe there's a lot of mods for this one.

[03:08:29] Again some money

[03:08:40] If you care about along the roads to Winfest two days from here, uh, I would

[03:08:52] I don't know I mean, I guess I could always run away. It's free money

[03:08:56] I can always run away from the pride and from the fight, right?

[03:09:00] What do you think? Can we try it?

[03:09:03] I did beat Tearscape. I did. I enjoyed the game. I enjoyed Tearscape

[03:09:07] Who tried chat?

[03:09:13] Five seventy plus food not bad. All right

[03:09:26] I could hire another guy too.

[03:09:30] Alright, we're gonna take this guy on too.

[03:09:33] Alright chat.

[03:09:35] Oh, did we hire him?

[03:09:39] Hire.

[03:09:40] There we go.

[03:09:42] Got a new guy.

[03:09:47] Aw, we're gonna give him the...

[03:09:50] this and the hatchet.

[03:09:52] I don't have a hat for him.

[03:09:58] I might take off this guy's hat.

[03:10:03] Give you the hat.

[03:10:05] Daedalus!

[03:10:06] Thank you very much.

[03:10:07] Appreciate that dude.

[03:10:09] J. Daedalus.

[03:10:11] 89.

[03:10:13] Alright.

[03:10:15] Right.

[03:10:20] And we'll see how this works out.

[03:10:24] Revisions are provided along the way.

[03:10:29] He's already dead, just doesn't know it.

[03:10:33] Too many guys in front.

[03:10:43] What could go wrong?

[03:10:45] It's a good way to get around the map for you. You're also getting paid for it too, right?

[03:10:50] But you might get attacked obviously, so

[03:10:57] I'm not volunteering you'll have to draft my ass

[03:11:01] Trash or thank you for the 41 months. There's always brigands around here

[03:11:05] As you walk on a load of throng of regular men speed pass with the cloth path and jump down into embankment

[03:11:10] With the shrubbery still swaying, another group of men soon appear, before the men even speak or even know what's coming.

[03:11:16] Apparently some laborers are reading a union to abandon a project, and what the shooting officer says as issues.

[03:11:20] You've seen the Nair duels.

[03:11:22] We haven't seen anyone.

[03:11:26] With your fingers still pointed the wrong way, the overseers take off.

[03:11:30] Their angry barking fades in a distance. When they are gone, the laborers slowly emerge.

[03:11:34] They appear rather supplies than a sell-sort, and didn't sell words to the bushes.

[03:11:37] One by one they take off their hats and bless you for your mercy won't even cause it justice a strange word in the mercenary's ears

[03:11:43] Mostly make up one man stands idly behind he asked if you could join your company if you know you got room for him

[03:11:49] Welcome to the Dallas Cowboys

[03:11:54] All right chat we got another guy just joined who was this a

[03:12:02] New recruit

[03:12:04] I'll die for you eight bits underscore thief

[03:12:10] you're hired and

[03:12:27] I guess I'll equip you with this

[03:12:29] Make it so

[03:12:45] You're never gonna make it to the Dallas Cowboys

[03:12:49] Hey, you know what that was a nice nice easy ride

[03:12:52] You go all this way and you won't they won't even like I know it's got this nighttime or why but

[03:13:03] We got nine dudes now

[03:13:09] Shane Evani, thank you for the sub appreciate a dude. Thank you very much

[03:13:16] Oh, you know dude, we're maybe I should stick around because we're about to run out of food actually

[03:13:21] It's almost daytime. Let's just stick around

[03:13:32] There okay, we're gonna need food

[03:13:45] A Falcon

[03:13:48] Discover's hidden prey

[03:13:53] But you can die your armor, that's funny

[03:13:59] I don't know maybe I should what should I prioritize here like maybe like a new thing of armor

[03:14:09] Really cheap tools I could buy some tools

[03:14:17] Do you love to go a wanderin' beneath a clear blue sky?

[03:14:22] More dudes.

[03:14:25] Aren't we going to be deluded with dagger killing enemies?

[03:14:34] See like I bought one of these guys ones and they were, it was, he was fucking terrible.

[03:14:39] I tried that one time, didn't work out.

[03:14:42] Alright, we're going to roll with this for now.

[03:14:43] We got some food.

[03:14:44] We got some tools.

[03:14:45] some tools. Let's see if we can find a new job. We're feeling a little bit better though.

[03:14:51] A little bit better.

[03:14:55] Action man, thank you for the gift sub. Appreciate that. Thank you, Action Man.

[03:15:00] Barb, what weapon did you like in the Nioh 3 demo? I was trying out a bunch of different

[03:15:04] stuff. I feel like no dachi is what I always end up going with in Nioh, but I was trying

[03:15:11] out the ninja weapons I was messing around with a lot. We'll see though. I don't know

[03:15:15] what I'm gonna end up using. So the only thing I can make is a paint remover. So that sucks.

[03:15:34] So there was always brigands down here. Can we go fight these brigands?

[03:15:45] I guess pause.

[03:15:52] Brigham marksman and some Brigham raiders.

[03:15:55] So these are all Brigham raiders then.

[03:15:58] That's going to be rough.

[03:15:59] We don't want to fight that shit, all right.

[03:16:03] That's what we want to do though.

[03:16:08] Yeah, raiders, nah.

[03:16:13] Right, we want, we want nice easy fights.

[03:16:20] Wow, so that, wow, I had like no time on that one.

[03:16:36] So, these are all Brigon Raiders.

[03:16:40] Oh

[03:16:50] Retreat

[03:16:57] We run

[03:16:59] I like how all the streamers pretend they can't control ads but I barely get ads here.

[03:17:11] Thank you.

[03:17:12] You are subscribed, sir.

[03:17:13] When you're subscribed, you don't get ads.

[03:17:17] Now let's get the hell out of here, man.

[03:17:28] And I thank you for that.

[03:17:29] I do run ads on this channel, I like, you can't like,

[03:17:33] ah dude, like, you, even if you say like,

[03:17:35] oh I never wanna run ads, it doesn't matter,

[03:17:37] like, your ads are gonna happen one way or the other

[03:17:40] on Twitch.

[03:17:43] I've actually found recently that I feel like YouTube

[03:17:46] has gone insane with ads recently.

[03:17:48] I don't know, like, I used to get like one ad

[03:17:50] or something, but it's been nuts.

[03:17:59] I have blocker on YouTube um we're looking for more jobs and easy fights if possible

[03:18:23] Okay.

[03:18:36] Money is going to be given a problem again.

[03:18:39] Okay, some brigand thugs, okay you know what, hang on, oh hang on.

[03:18:48] Many brigand thugs.

[03:18:50] What do you think chat?

[03:18:53] bringing thugs can we do it all right nine versus 13

[03:19:23] We have any AOE?

[03:19:42] Oh, I actually think the axe can be an AoE weapon, right?

[03:19:47] Do you hand the axe?

[03:20:12] I feel like Alcoholic Spaceman has become the, uh, the, I think he's the only one who's

[03:20:22] lived for like any significant amount of time.

[03:20:28] Oh, a terrible shot.

[03:20:37] I'm gonna lie for a while.

[03:20:48] Can you be a donkey?

[03:20:49] I don't have a donkey yet.

[03:20:51] I'll have to get one later.

[03:21:03] Oh yeah, that was a good shot. Why can't I have a good shot like that?

[03:21:06] I

[03:21:19] Just a wall if they get a bit closer

[03:21:24] That was good

[03:21:36] Wow.

[03:21:43] Wow.

[03:21:48] Okay, we forgot one.

[03:22:04] So, Spearwall costs 4 AP, and then that costs 2 AP.

[03:22:09] So...

[03:22:10] Good Spearwall!

[03:22:13] What are you and Spearwall here?

[03:22:30] Did I never name this guy?

[03:22:51] Wow this guy is the worst.

[03:22:54] Oh, fuck.

[03:23:20] Ooh, that was good. That was a spear wall hit. Nice.

[03:23:24] Another spear wall hit there, pretty good.

[03:23:47] Spear wall hit

[03:23:54] These are right now these are some fucking battle bozos

[03:24:17] I'm not sure what to do with this.

[03:24:24] I'm not sure what to do with this.

[03:24:31] I'm not sure what to do with this.

[03:24:38] apparently my crossbowman has like no chance to hit like anything I'll have him go up there

[03:24:50] Yeah.

[03:24:55] Holy shit.

[03:25:00] God damn.

[03:25:07] Ah fuck.

[03:25:16] so happy I might explode thank you so much holy shit thank you for 25 subs

[03:25:36] fucking hell thank you so much you got a sub enjoy hey thank you so much man

[03:25:44] Thanks for playing this amazing game. Thank you so much dude. Fucking A. I really appreciate that. Thank you very very much

[03:25:50] Viper in a diaper. Thank you 75 months. Appreciate that. I've been yelling all night, but it's been it's been a lot of fun still

[03:26:08] No

[03:26:14] Was that Daedalus just died?

[03:26:35] How do you fucking hit that shot?

[03:26:44] Oh my god, he actually hit something

[03:27:14] of

[03:27:21] of

[03:27:24] of

[03:27:58] are they starting to run away here?

[03:28:26] Nice shot.

[03:28:54] Who are your enemies, or do you guys just don't have zone of control?

[03:28:59] Another one dead?

[03:29:08] He's like way too tired to actually swing apparently.

[03:29:12] Oh, he tried to run away and he got opportunity attacks multiple times.

[03:29:23] That's what happened there.

[03:29:25] Okay.

[03:29:26] Okay, hang on one sec.

[03:29:32] Fuck you.

[03:29:46] Fuckin' shit.

[03:29:56] Is that all of them?

[03:29:58] I think two of them ran off.

[03:29:59] So, hey, uh, Daedalus, bro, Daedalus died.

[03:30:04] I thought Daedalus was pretty decent,

[03:30:06] but listen, we got a couple of level ups.

[03:30:09] Um, ah, man, let's say Rip Daedalus.

[03:30:15] And, uh, Gambison, some gold, some mushrooms, ammunition,

[03:30:22] pitchfork.

[03:30:25] Short sword?

[03:30:29] So, Motix B.

[03:30:33] Alright, we lost, uh...

[03:30:39] Pink shoes leveled up.

[03:30:44] You go for the Kelton once he had zero armor, was injured, should shield up.

[03:30:48] You mean like, I shouldn't, uh, I should not be attacking?

[03:30:51] I should be like, uh, this is Resolve.

[03:30:55] Bro, he's gonna want more Resolve.

[03:30:57] Let's make him not such a fucking big bitch and let's give him hit points, too

[03:31:04] You're saying like I should not go after like a kill too much

[03:31:09] I'm willing to accept like I'm not like I'm definitely not an incredible at this game. I'm willing to accept advice here

[03:31:17] And uh

[03:31:18] So apparently I never named this guy either. All right, Chad. Who is this guy?

[03:31:22] You already get leveled up immediately. Who is this guy?

[03:31:25] Resolve is a good one. He was fucked up. I should have like stayed back, maybe? Okay.

[03:31:32] It's him. Me? Lusty? Underscore? Bard? There you go. And...

[03:31:43] You walk to your doom, happily but full of revulsion. Battle Brothers is debasement, the

[03:31:48] breaking of morals and sanity.

[03:31:55] Fatigued initiative.

[03:32:00] Resolve.

[03:32:04] Alright.

[03:32:05] Bad haiku, thank you very much

[03:32:20] I'm bludgeon

[03:32:23] So this weapon does 2540

[03:32:26] Well, maybe I should swap weapons or what

[03:32:44] It even matters at this point is there fantasy stuff in this game. Oh, this game has fantasy stuff

[03:32:48] Yeah, absolutely. We've already fought like zombies and shit. There's like monsters that attack you

[03:32:53] Okay, this pickaxe does 15 to 30. Surely this would be better. Yeah, let's give him the mace instead

[03:33:01] To the fatigue of the weapon as well max fatigue. Yeah, some weapons lower fatigue like it's not as bad, right? I

[03:33:08] Think Jeremiah has been pretty badass. Actually. He's been killing like a lot of dudes

[03:33:15] All right, we're trying to get over towards sand cam I

[03:33:18] I am not fighting Briggan Thugs over there, especially not right now.

[03:33:26] That was not an entirely unsuccessful engagement.

[03:33:30] That was okay.

[03:33:31] Oh, hang on, we got to also...

[03:33:34] Where's the obituary, by the way?

[03:33:40] Retinue obituary.

[03:33:41] Yeah, there's Jay Datalus.

[03:33:44] Uh, Datalus?

[03:33:45] Hang on.

[03:33:46] Jay?

[03:33:47] Jadalus89

[03:33:51] Let's say goodbye, Adios brother

[03:33:57] Jadalus89

[03:34:01] The user who tried to time out doesn't exist

[03:34:05] I don't know if I spelled his name wrong or why

[03:34:08] But uh yeah

[03:34:11] I'm a perma-ban

[03:34:12] Is everybody else named here by the way? Oh, I don't think I named this guy. Okay. Yeah, who is this guy?

[03:34:22] That's awesome

[03:34:25] Show yourself who picked me pick me for a

[03:34:31] X2 1

[03:34:33] 2x1

[03:34:37] 4a 2x1

[03:34:39] Everybody else named here?

[03:34:44] Uh, oh wait, no, you have to earn your nicknames.

[03:34:53] You have to earn your nicknames.

[03:35:01] Pick me last, don't worry we're gonna have more characters for sure, don't worry it's

[03:35:13] gonna happen.

[03:35:16] We're gonna have characters die and we're gonna have more characters.

[03:35:20] Did you get recruited as you are the Archer

[03:35:29] A job here

[03:35:32] I need the delivering has already found someone to ship it off. I need that taken to let's talk money

[03:35:42] And deliver cargo two-way days was 900 crowns. Okay, we like that

[03:35:50] We got to go really far

[03:35:58] Ifritz

[03:36:01] There's brigands over here fighting hyenas

[03:36:12] A brigand thug a brigand poacher a few hyenas

[03:36:16] Okay, that seems good, right? 900 is crazy for this quest.

[03:36:41] boys the terrain sucks maybe we can get up on the hill quickly though

[03:36:56] I'll shoot some shit for you don't worry for a big of a sub appreciate it

[03:37:03] thank you very much

[03:37:11] Okay, so I see the hyenas over there

[03:37:23] Pink shoes is a little fucked up right now

[03:37:36] So what's gonna be the bigger threat the hyenas or the bandits

[03:39:11] okay shield wall might have been a good choice here

[03:39:41] Bob sink Bob sink

[03:39:53] Yeah, um, it was like 8 bits each just died.

[03:40:21] Please don't lose anymore guys to this shit.

[03:40:50] Is he fucking running you sock

[03:41:02] fuck

[03:41:15] there we go

[03:41:16] well

[03:41:17] I don't think 8-bit thief did not last very long at all, did he?

[03:41:22] bro this is like so- I lost a guy, this is like super not worth it man, fuck

[03:41:27] well

[03:41:27] 8-bit thief didn't last long 8-bit underscore thief

[03:41:33] audios

[03:41:37] Didn't last long did you

[03:41:53] Later bro, yeah

[03:41:57] A refugee.

[03:42:02] Hey, cheap guy.

[03:42:05] Alright.

[03:42:07] And, this guy is a servant.

[03:42:14] Ah, I might hire these refugees.

[03:42:17] Okay.

[03:42:18] We'll hire in the Fuji's.

[03:42:20] Alright guys, we got some new dudes.

[03:42:22] Oh hey, uh, Foray leveled up.

[03:42:25] Yes, he badly needs archer skill. Resolve health. And we're thinking maybe fast adaptation

[03:42:39] for archery, right? Because if he misses, he gains that 10% chance to hit. If we're gonna

[03:42:45] make foray actually an archer, right? I think we want to go with that. Alright, what do

[03:42:50] Who I have to give these guys anyway?

[03:42:59] Alright, Chad, who is this?

[03:43:04] I'll get banned for you, bar. Put me in.

[03:43:05] 80.

[03:43:06] Aye.

[03:43:08] There you go.

[03:43:10] And Adler, the Surbated. Who is this?

[03:43:13] What the fuck is Surbated mean?

[03:43:15] Another big spear would be nice, I agree.

[03:43:18] I promise to live more than one round.

[03:43:20] All-way chicken, I'm gonna hold you to that all-way chicken. I will hold your ass to that

[03:43:43] Give you a sword and an axe

[03:43:45] looks like a big J.Y. leveled up again hell yeah give him a melee skill resolve and melee

[03:43:59] defense we got another perk for him let's see

[03:44:03] on it was when he fights stabbing the enemy where it hurts does bonus to Hitchinson melee

[03:44:11] is doubled to 10% for each ally surrounding and distracting your targets.

[03:44:16] Oh, hit chance, that's what that is.

[03:44:27] You know, actually shield expert seems not bad.

[03:44:32] Shield expert?

[03:44:39] Uh, G-Gab, thank you for the 46 months, I really appreciate that, thank you G-Gab.

[03:44:45] Get him a better shield, I probably have one, I can give him honestly.

[03:44:50] Kind of like this, let's give him shield expert.

[03:44:53] Um, so this shield is melee defense 10, 5 and 4, this one is 15 and 20.

[03:45:02] So let's give him this shield instead.

[03:45:05] Um, yeah.

[03:45:07] Okay, so is everybody named?

[03:45:10] Hallway Chicken, ADI.

[03:45:13] All named.

[03:45:14] Alright, let us continue on the road.

[03:45:20] Uh, Gubak, thank you for the brand new Twitch Prime.

[03:45:29] I really appreciate that.

[03:45:31] somebody the whip for a game plus one max fatigue okay you think put him in the

[03:45:45] back like put him in the back so he doesn't say to try to make it so he

[03:45:49] doesn't die right try to babysit them a little bit

[03:45:56] serpents

[03:46:01] oh

[03:46:06] how's the run going I would say we spent the first like two and a half hours

[03:46:15] is getting fucking destroyed I thought we're gonna have to fight those

[03:46:26] serpents man I don't want to fight that shit

[03:46:34] well it's more of a run than it was when we first started they're bad early

[03:46:39] I feel like we get poisoned and die

[03:46:43] How we feel about nomad cutthroats and nomad slingers, what do we feel about that?

[03:46:51] Easy

[03:46:53] I saw you know this would be I feel like this would be a great game for steam deck

[03:46:58] Why not because it's hard to tell if they guys are like gonna be super badass or not

[03:47:02] This would be a great game for steam deck

[03:47:04] except how small everything is.

[03:47:08] Ah, fuck it, they're like leaving.

[03:47:10] Everything is so small.

[03:47:14] That's a one negative above this game.

[03:47:24] This is as far as you can zoom.

[03:47:32] I wonder if this game has a good controller.

[03:47:34] Like situation I'm playing a mouse and keyboard

[03:47:51] Brigham thugs a few Brigham raiders a Brigham poacher. Oh, can I avoid this

[03:48:04] I

[03:48:17] Well

[03:48:23] Mmm friggin Raiders and shit

[03:48:34] Do you think Ron?

[03:49:00] Some of these guys look like I might have been able to take them.

[03:49:10] There's only eight.

[03:49:17] Oh, goodbye, AVI.

[03:49:32] Oh, goodbye, AVI.

[03:50:00] You last more than one round.

[03:50:07] Like where is the best place to put my crossbow?

[03:50:24] A piran!

[03:50:25] Thank you for the 51 months.

[03:50:27] I'm really appreciate that that you appear on

[03:50:33] You can shoot over it is if you're right behind them hmm

[03:50:49] So Taylor this guy is a day Taylor

[03:50:57] Uh...

[03:51:04] Disowned noble.

[03:51:06] He's pretty expensive.

[03:51:08] Um...

[03:51:09] What's our thing here?

[03:51:13] Beast slayers.

[03:51:15] What should a cruel beast harvest the locals?

[03:51:20] Uh...

[03:51:21] What do we think about beasts?

[03:51:24] Thieves are good.

[03:51:26] This town seems nice.

[03:51:27] Up here on the 51 months we should have man. Thank you up here on oh, no for 300

[03:51:40] All right, I'm down what terrorizes I can all right I accept

[03:51:46] Let's see what I'm about to take in this guy.

[03:51:57] 150.

[03:51:58] Alright.

[03:51:59] We'll hire you.

[03:52:03] And uh, and uh, so

[03:52:32] down what terrorizes him so what is terrorizing him oh it's the way to follow the beast things here

[03:52:39] right three serpents it's probably got to be this right it must be this what's it's got to be this

[03:52:49] right uh scrappy seagull thank you for the five months really appreciate that thank you scrappy

[03:52:55] Oh god.

[03:53:24] my actions go away? I just want a past turn. Okay, there we go.

[03:53:49] Is this like, uh, Serpent?

[03:53:51] Serpent, Serpent.

[03:53:52] I don't know if this was like a super Serpent or not.

[03:53:59] Okay.

[03:54:40] We're going for the weak guy.

[03:54:47] What?

[03:54:52] Oh, what?

[03:54:59] why do archers suck so bad

[03:55:23] have.

[03:55:53] Pink shoes, we just lost pink shoes on this shit.

[03:56:23] I did I hate her so much

[03:56:38] Well new guy didn't last long did he?

[03:56:53] I'm sure you can.

[03:57:00] Okay.

[03:57:03] Okay.

[03:57:06] Okay.

[03:57:09] Okay.

[03:57:12] Okay.

[03:57:15] Okay.

[03:57:18] Okay.

[03:57:21] I

[03:57:28] Might please kill this thing there we go. Okay, actually pink shoes live. Hey

[03:57:35] There we go, and we did lose this guy, but he didn't even live long enough to get a name. So, you know, whatever I guess

[03:57:44] Serpent scan some stuff. I wonder if we took that stuff up up north that's good

[03:57:51] You could lay flat a few times over and still not reach his full and fascinating snake to

[03:57:57] be sure you start skidding them.

[03:57:59] Let's go back.

[03:58:00] Okay.

[03:58:01] Uh, that's some level up.

[03:58:03] What injury did he get?

[03:58:05] He's got ripped ear, pierced hand, and a broken knee.

[03:58:13] Permanence?

[03:58:15] So when they say permanent, like they mean like literally forever, there's no way to

[03:58:23] get rid of it.

[03:58:24] Period end of story, right?

[03:58:37] He's useless now.

[03:58:38] He's a meat shield.

[03:58:39] Shhh.

[03:58:40] What the fuck is wrong with this game, dude?

[03:58:46] All right, and, uh, alcohol experiment leveled up.

[03:59:02] He's got, like, uh, I really wish he hit more.

[03:59:06] wish he could hit more. He's using a two-handed weapon. I wonder if there is. I might give

[03:59:28] them fast adaptation I don't know or backstabber maybe even that one yeah I

[03:59:51] I think he's like the only guy still alive.

[03:59:59] So I guess I'm going to wait here.

[04:00:00] So we made like some okay money, I'm going to wait until I can buy some food.

[04:00:05] Nine lives is good on frontliners.

[04:00:07] It'll be, yeah, I was thinking either adjustment or the, to get 10% for each miss, but I feel

[04:00:14] like he's mostly attacking dudes who are like, you can already do that.

[04:00:19] So they're already kind of surrounded.

[04:00:30] Bro like what if I bought silk and like brought it up north?

[04:00:35] Would that even work?

[04:00:48] Yeah, work the market. It's 570 for silk.

[04:00:53] So even taking it up north,

[04:00:55] there's like, there's not gonna,

[04:00:56] it's not gonna benefit, okay?

[04:01:18] I'll hire this guy

[04:01:27] Apparently this guy kind of sucks here we'll give him this and we'll put him in the back

[04:01:42] I'm gonna get well supplied cities for buying

[04:01:44] It really sucks when the game's like,

[04:01:48] your guy is fucked. Like, he's useless now.

[04:01:52] So like the best his morale can ever be is

[04:01:56] wavering now, so like, he's going to flee

[04:02:00] at a moment's notice, right?

[04:02:04] I guess the Lord depends also a bad event with it.

[04:02:14] This game is fucked up.

[04:02:16] This game is fucked up in a way like even Darkest Dungeon isn't fucked up.

[04:02:19] Is there an end goal in this game?

[04:02:25] Just retire and forgot to take...

[04:02:26] Bro, I can't afford to retire him.

[04:02:31] I mean he's not that good to be honest, but I think we'll keep him for a little while

[04:02:34] well okay so the nomad cutthroats are pretty easy but the nomad outlaws are

[04:02:46] the fucked up ones right good frontline bait

[04:02:55] Darker's gonna stress you out. This game just makes me laugh. All right, we'll fight him

[04:03:00] Like I have a two-handed mace.

[04:03:26] Oh, that guy looks fucked up.

[04:03:56] Oh, it says he's steady.

[04:04:22] Ah!

[04:04:51] Shield wall!

[04:04:52] Ah pink shoes just got fucking destroyed

[04:05:22] Another one down.

[04:05:52] Okay.

[04:06:03] I think he just broke my fucking shield.

[04:06:22] Okay?

[04:06:29] Mmmmm.

[04:06:33] Good job alcoholic.

[04:06:39] Oh is this guy running?

[04:06:46] Holy chicken you said you're gonna last forever

[04:07:16] Bro, I'm not letting this guy get away.

[04:07:42] Okay, that guy's got like good shit.

[04:07:46] I'm not letting that guy get away.

[04:07:49] Well, I think we might have lost two guys on this one, we'll see.

[04:07:54] Yeah, pink shoes and hallway chicken.

[04:07:58] Alright, well...

[04:08:00] Pink shoes, you were a decent soldier for a while.

[04:08:04] We'll see ya.

[04:08:08] And hallway chicken.

[04:08:10] You didn't even last one fight losing him was a gift you're not wrong

[04:08:22] We got a man we only got all we really got out of that was like a helmet dude. It's like all we got out of that

[04:08:31] Some dates lame

[04:08:34] game. Okay, so our numbers are massively down. Okay, Jeremiah has been pretty badass. He's

[04:08:50] been awesome. These three in the front have been pretty baller, dude. That's where he's

[04:08:57] use pocket daggers? I think you just got promoted the front line. Oh, who is this guy, chat?

[04:09:16] This guy needs a name. For me, yeah, he just got promoted. Let me get banned for the cause.

[04:09:24] Han Yi Tone.

[04:09:27] All right, you're hired.

[04:09:31] ["Han Yi Tone"]

[04:09:47] You know, it's better to sword of the shield here or not.

[04:09:50] Um...

[04:09:53] Considering just selling a bunch of the other stuff too.

[04:09:57] Alcoholic spaceman's been pretty good too, honestly.

[04:10:00] Alright.

[04:10:03] Hopefully no more attacks.

[04:10:05] Other battles over you find Tony-toned on his knees, his body swaying back and forward as he nursed a wound.

[04:10:10] You hear muffled cries in between all two loud moans. Approaching you ask if he's okay.

[04:10:15] He shakes his plate and this was his first taste of real vicious combat.

[04:10:18] It's not what he expected.

[04:10:19] He isn't sure he'd be able to continue.

[04:10:22] There is not a soul out here who isn't scared.

[04:10:26] I'll get better.

[04:10:27] He'll be steeled by combat or he'll be killed by it.

[04:10:30] Yeah, welcome to the party pal.

[04:10:32] We've all been fucking dying here, bro.

[04:11:07] Games winnable.

[04:11:22] Only three Raiders?

[04:11:23] Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

[04:11:27] No!

[04:11:28] No!

[04:11:29] No!

[04:11:30] No!

[04:11:31] It's not fair!

[04:11:33] No!

[04:11:34] Nooooooo!

[04:11:40] Come on!

[04:11:42] Okay, okay.

[04:11:47] This I feel like this would not happen if I did not do auto retreat. Man I'm bleeding guys like fucking crazy

[04:11:57] Lusty bard

[04:12:04] Fuck you man.

[04:12:19] Yeah we gotta not do auto retreat anymore man.

[04:12:22] We have to manually run.

[04:12:27] It's a fucking Pikmin.

[04:12:32] Yeah, early battlebrothers is rough, bro. We've been getting fucked all night, dude.

[04:12:42] Let us run away, Arsala. I'm gonna do that from now on.

[04:12:54] Find the ramshackle hiding place.

[04:13:00] Alright.

[04:13:02] Uh, find Rancher behind him that's the east and around the region of Bronze Flats.

[04:13:12] Where is Bronze Flats?

[04:13:17] Uh, this guy is a historian.

[04:13:24] Historians are students of the vast amounts of knowledge, none of it is any useful in

[04:13:28] the battlefield.

[04:13:30] Uh, Thief.

[04:13:35] Bit higher this guy, a Thief.

[04:13:39] Oh dude, damn it's me.

[04:13:41] Yeah, Gary, thank you for the sub.

[04:13:43] We're good, thank you very much.

[04:13:45] This guy is a fisherman.

[04:13:47] He's just south of me, Bronze Flats is.

[04:13:50] Donbert, this guy is a grave robber.

[04:13:54] Yeah, he's got high wages.

[04:13:58] I'm going to hire this guy, Donbert, you're hired, I'll give you a sword, short sword

[04:14:17] and a shield, I wish I had a better shield for him right now, but I kind of don't at

[04:14:21] moment. Alright, who is this chat? Get Gary, thank you for the 71 months, really appreciate

[04:14:30] that, thank you dude. It's Southeast. I got this, me smart. I'm ready to die for the cause.

[04:14:36] Taunos 23

[04:14:40] Oh, it's right beneath me. Yeah, okay

[04:14:49] Ramshackle Highlights East around the region of bronze flats so somewhere down here

[04:14:57] Miss Scuttlebug, thank you very much. I mean hang on one second

[04:15:01] We've had, this is all the characters, these are all the people who have died here tonight,

[04:15:07] Chad.

[04:15:08] I mean, you got plenty, there's plenty of chance for you to die here, don't worry.

[04:15:12] Man, Lusty Bar was in apparently eight battles and had three kills.

[04:15:17] What about those of us who died in the first few runs?

[04:16:01] Okay, I've looked all around here, dude. Where is it?

[04:16:07] I found a shit.

[04:16:12] Northeast of here in the step, Northeast. Okay.

[04:16:20] I guess that's like a pity.

[04:16:23] Undead. Oh, I feel like that's like the game taking pity on you.

[04:16:31] Bro, where is it?

[04:16:50] Maybe like up here?

[04:16:58] Can we get the Undead to fight the Nomads?

[04:17:01] Another thing?

[04:17:22] Well, wherever this thing is, man, I got no idea where it is.

[04:17:26] What's it take to be picked?

[04:17:28] It's just...

[04:17:30] You're just here at the right time?

[04:17:33] Hmm...

[04:17:42] You can know where it is by sliding 30 crowns my way.

[04:17:44] Fine, here's your crowns.

[04:17:50] East of where we are right now.

[04:17:51] No, no, no.

[04:17:56] I'm being chased by undead dude

[04:18:00] Oh, excuse me.

[04:18:26] Bro, where is this place?

[04:18:43] Well, the guy I was here and he said, go east of here, like what do you want me to

[04:19:09] do. You think I should like climb the mountain?

[04:19:27] West of here.

[04:19:31] In the mountains, you come across a nice place at the top of the mountain, a man sitting in a

[04:19:34] strange and wooden contraption tilting it towards the edge of a deadly precipice.

[04:19:37] For men governing the common horse to run faster, I should govern birds.

[04:19:43] We can't ride birds, but I can and see as you by the machine simulate them.

[04:19:47] This will be interesting to watch.

[04:19:51] You step back and let the man take flight.

[04:19:53] He wraps his face in his scarf and sits in the seat of his machine.

[04:19:57] With a few long breaths, he pedals it forward.

[04:19:59] The man has hurled through leather wings like something was screaming bad.

[04:20:02] He spins the device that explodes on the rock on a torrent of wood and poor design.

[04:20:06] A moment later you hear the faint denim his final landing spots spectacular. What a show

[04:20:14] So like he just jumped off the cliff and died I

[04:20:21] Have to go back cuz I'm gonna fucking starve

[04:20:23] Why is this like the hardest place ever to find?

[04:20:38] Okay, I guess I got to go back

[04:20:50] You see me painful, bro. I looked everywhere. I feel like I'm spending more money than I'm

[04:20:59] gonna make here let's go battle brothers yeah they do suck they really do

[04:21:07] uh load wanderer thank you for the 98 months thank you lon I appreciate that

[04:21:11] you what are you jumping into the age of empires of this

[04:21:15] Did I just sell all these serpent skins and things man?

[04:21:27] We just sell these honestly right?

[04:21:32] I mean I said east and west of me like I don't know dude.

[04:21:36] Like executions.

[04:21:47] You think it's in?

[04:21:48] You think it might be actually in the forest?

[04:21:56] East of where we are now.

[04:21:59] So they keep telling me things.

[04:22:04] I'm also about to run out of money, because I have to pay my guys wages.

[04:22:10] Like, what do you want from me, dude?

[04:22:15] It's like somewhere up here, we think?

[04:22:26] If you don't pay me, I'm dying.

[04:22:28] Would it be a ch-ch-ch-should I go in the forest or...

[04:22:32] Oh!

[04:22:34] there there was geez man that was a fucking pain in the balls to find that

[04:22:38] thing man thank god you want benefits and healthcare best I can do is a spear

[04:22:49] on the front lines the best I can do yeah

[04:23:04] Caravan.

[04:23:10] Two crowns per head and I'll pay up to 30 and another 110 when the job is done.

[04:23:15] This has got to be pretty easy if he's- if he's going to pay me this one, this has got

[04:23:18] to be a pretty easy one, right?

[04:23:20] Because this is not paying me very much.

[04:23:22] This has got to be a pretty easy one.

[04:23:24] I think maybe we should take this one, right?

[04:23:29] We need the money pretty badly.

[04:23:35] Alright.

[04:23:39] Oh, it's not even- it's really close also.

[04:23:41] Alright.

[04:23:45] May as well.

[04:23:53] We got a shipment, uh, it's going to Agna.

[04:23:55] In six days. Oh, no way man six days

[04:24:07] Ah

[04:24:09] Hey, thanks so much indomitable snowman. Thank you for the raid man. I appreciate the indomitable snowman. I appreciate that, dude

[04:24:18] Southeast all right, we'll accept this one too. How's it going man?

[04:24:22] Um, how's it run today?

[04:24:24] Uh, so I've only played this game once before and I started playing this game and man this game is bullshit

[04:24:31] This game is some bullshit dude, uh, we got fucked up a lot

[04:24:37] But uh

[04:24:41] Let's see let's go hire this guy. All right chat. Who is this guy?

[04:24:46] He's got good melee skill maybe I'll give him the axe

[04:24:54] I'll give him the axe we'll try him out you ready to die

[04:25:00] He's me it's unforgiving have you played that do you play this game over you playing?

[04:25:05] It could be me

[04:25:07] It's a big game. Yeah for sure. I won't die from auto retreat

[04:25:13] He's been learning the battle by the way this game is some fucked up

[04:25:16] You think backline him with the pitchfork?

[04:25:19] Uhh, alright Brad T Jonas, there you go.

[04:25:25] I've got a couple of guys that are pretty damn decent.

[04:25:28] And everybody else is fucking terrible.

[04:25:30] Hahaha!

[04:25:33] Alright, let's see.

[04:25:36] So we've gotta go... this way?

[04:25:46] Right now we're trying to build up some money again, but yeah, this game is- it's-

[04:25:51] Boy, it really is as brutal as Darkest Dungeon, you know what I mean?

[04:25:54] You make games that look so fun, but I know I get pissed off.

[04:25:57] Well, you can play out an easier difficulty and there's like, uh...

[04:26:01] You don't have to play it, like, with veteran difficulty or whatever.

[04:26:05] Um, I won't lie, this game is mean no matter what, but...

[04:26:09] That's part of the fun, right?

[04:26:12] It's part of the learning experience.

[04:26:14] I like it. I like a game that'll kick me in my teeth a little bit

[04:26:21] Yeah, you can also like save whenever you want to

[04:26:26] Let's say shit new save game enter get enter name fuck

[04:26:32] Yeah, I started off with large funds at the start even with large funds man

[04:27:03] So this was that enemy camp right unknown garrison I wonder if I could take out the garrison there

[04:27:14] You save some fights bro, I'd no shame at all I completely get it

[04:27:19] Oh, yeah, dude, my army is like cripples peasants refugees, you name it dude

[04:27:33] Um, the thieves should be easy to track down.

[04:27:49] Uh, this is probably going to be rough, right?

[04:27:57] I don't think so.

[04:27:58] This is going to be a 2 DLC this time.

[04:28:00] Oh, hell yeah.

[04:28:01] Do you think this is gonna be easy?

[04:28:04] This is getting this thing back.

[04:28:15] Easy quests.

[04:28:17] All the tracks near Rostad return the crystal skull to Rostad.

[04:28:22] I'm gonna regret this one, I can't really tell.

[04:28:31] All right, we got a new I'll take a new refugee here

[04:28:38] Bro this refugee is actually really good at melee combat apparently if we can actually keep him alive for a little while

[04:28:47] Okay

[04:28:50] I'll be your meat shield. I chat. Who is this?

[04:28:55] Who we got that's me for sure quantius 99

[04:29:01] I'm ready, Coach.

[04:29:13] Okay, we got Thieves, Brighan Raiders, and Brighan Thugs.

[04:29:20] Let's go get them.

[04:29:23] If you're Brighan's lucky, you're employer's property around.

[04:29:29] There seem shocked you found them here and no time has wasted to parlay, they are on themselves, you order the Dallas Cowboys to charge!

[04:29:35] Hahaha, that's so stupid.

[04:29:59] That is not what I meant to do.

[04:30:10] This guy, Taunus, might be fucked already to be honest.

[04:30:34] Wow, that's a really, really hard move to do apparently.

[04:30:38] cost a ton of AP.

[04:31:08] a return to battle brothers nice love when you play strategy games

[04:31:27] Hey slain hero, thanks so much.

[04:31:57] This my bad troops are fighting their good troops and my good troops are fighting their

[04:32:13] bad troops man this guy is fucked actually

[04:32:40] This brigand raider right here good damage on alcoholic right there

[04:32:50] 4A still fucking terrible as usual.

[04:33:06] Brad T. Jonas, worthless.

[04:33:10] Good shit buddy, way to go, Thanos.

[04:33:17] this fucking head off

[04:33:47] Okay, nice.

[04:34:01] I didn't remember the music of this game.

[04:34:04] I was like, do I want to play my own music for this game?

[04:34:09] This game's got a really nice soundtrack, though, actually.

[04:34:23] Here we go.

[04:34:24] No losses, Jeremiah leveled up.

[04:34:27] Uh, we got a new chainmail shirt, some helmets.

[04:34:31] Another big spear.

[04:34:32] Oh, dude.

[04:34:37] Good stuff

[04:34:42] All right, hey Jeremiah leveled up

[04:34:59] Let's see let's go give him shield expert also

[04:35:03] I'm going to give him shield expert and um so my helmet gives me 70 these give you 110

[04:35:33] Does Shusuke deserve good things?

[04:35:37] He's level 3.

[04:35:59] Taunos gets a reward for cutting that guy's head off.

[04:36:04] You get to have that.

[04:36:27] Replace his spear, okay?

[04:36:29] You can right click to equip stuff, gotcha.

[04:36:33] I honestly thought Brad T. Jonas was gonna be

[04:36:36] was about to die on that one too, honestly.

[04:36:40] All right, return the crystal skull.

[04:36:45] Shoescape did nothing wrong, what the fuck, yes.

[04:36:48] You're like, I've got my, all right.

[04:36:50] I got three dudes that have been really good

[04:36:52] and you're like, you're like trying to be like,

[04:36:55] and me too, right?

[04:36:56] But I don't know if I'm buying it from you, man.

[04:36:58] I don't know if the performance is there.

[04:37:06] See the caravan? It's pretty simple. How many crowns are we talking?

[04:37:29] I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm not taking it

[04:37:34] I'm scared and I'm not taking it

[04:37:42] A lot of money, but now I'm scared

[04:37:47] We'll have our redemption are

[04:37:49] There's no point in fighting, like if you're gonna fight Brigham, at least you get some

[04:37:57] loot.

[04:37:58] Fighting snakes, you get like random crap, like unless it's like a mission, like what's

[04:38:02] the point?

[04:38:07] You know, if you like Battle Brothers also, you know, it's another cool game.

[04:38:09] What was the game chat?

[04:38:11] It was the game with, it was like kind of tactical top-down cartoonish.

[04:38:16] It was a very story-driven RPG.

[04:38:19] had the giants with the horns. I can't remember the name of that game, but that game was cool.

[04:38:29] Banner Saga, that's it. All the tracks, uh, more thieves. That was fun. Let's go buy

[04:38:36] tracks, uh, more thieves. That was fun.

[04:38:44] Let's go buy some tools. Kind of low on tools.

[04:38:57] Yeah, there's Banner Saga one and two. Yeah. Well,

[04:39:00] Banner Saga is more of a story driven thing, right?

[04:39:06] Whereas this one's more of like a many bring in thugs. Oh, well bring in thugs are fine. This is fine. Okay

[04:39:14] It's the bring out a bring in raider. That's that's fine. He's got to worry about that guy

[04:39:21] There's a third banner saga, I didn't know about that. I thought there's only two

[04:39:28] Okay

[04:39:31] Dude

[04:39:36] Yeah, that's the guy we gotta worry about right there.

[04:39:58] Foray, you are the worst shot ever.

[04:40:06] Her talk I've never heard of that.

[04:40:35] I guess I'm unchained in fights, you can puncture the guy with good armor.

[04:41:04] This guy has put up a hell of a fight here.

[04:41:14] Hey, finally hit something!

[04:41:30] Oh

[04:41:40] Right the Jonas oh he's he's fucked

[04:42:00] Yeah, there it goes Brad T. Jonas was slain here

[04:42:30] of

[04:42:43] them

[04:42:57] Okay, we jumped their their best guy over there with

[04:43:26] with my three best guys.

[04:43:50] Hey, Aftig, thank you for the sub.

[04:43:52] Appreciate it, dude, thank you very much.

[04:43:56] I really prefer if you'd get and kill my only archer.

[04:44:22] Thank you

[04:44:31] Who's even left oh

[04:44:37] This guy is this guy is oh that guy. Oh shit

[04:44:52] I was going to be mad if he actually killed the archer after all that there we go well

[04:45:11] we lost Brad T Jonas sorry Brad T Jonas Brad T Jonas on the score comics sorry Brad

[04:45:21] Thanks for joining. I'm gonna haunt those rocks. We'll see you later.

[04:45:31] That's new shields. Ooh, a morning star. Okay.

[04:45:35] Nice.

[04:45:38] Battles over, you treated the demonic statuette from the waste, uh, clutches of your enemies.

[04:45:44] And then we're gonna go take it back.

[04:45:49] And, uh, we got some levels.

[04:45:51] Taunos leveled up. Taunos been doing pretty solid. We can give him a real shield for

[04:46:01] uh, finally. He's doing pretty solid. Uh, defense. Yeah, that's all good stuff. And

[04:46:14] Perk, let's go give him Colossus for more HP. Tony Tone survived. It's a little him up.

[04:46:26] Range defense. Range defense feels not great. Let's give him Resolve. I don't know how much that

[04:46:32] matters. And we're also going to give him Colossus. Curious about some of these other things too,

[04:46:37] honestly. Theoretically, something like Student would be good, but the problem with Student is

[04:46:43] that they're gonna die so fast, right? We'll just give them Colossus.

[04:46:47] Archer leveled up. Fast adaptation.

[04:46:53] How do we get this? We're gonna get target. You have no clear line of

[04:46:55] sense, reducing 75 to 50%. Is there? I don't know. Is there anything good for

[04:47:00] ranged here?

[04:47:09] Probably bullseye, I guess, right? Maybe bullseye?

[04:47:14] Recover fatigue is great

[04:47:18] That's pretty nice. Yeah

[04:47:21] Probably gifted for more skill points. Yeah, I mean honestly right mother gifted right?

[04:47:29] Archery fatigue and life

[04:47:38] And archery

[04:47:40] life and resolve and Quantia's leveled up very low HP on this guy

[04:47:59] Okay.

[04:48:00] You want Arches to have initiative too.

[04:48:07] Quantius needs some gear.

[04:48:09] I don't think I have much to give Quantius yet.

[04:48:13] He is in the back line.

[04:48:14] I give him this.

[04:48:16] He's gonna have to repair it though.

[04:48:22] Yeah.

[04:48:27] I don't have much still.

[04:48:29] I

[04:48:38] Megafon thank you for the 51 months really appreciate that thank you Megafon

[04:48:47] It was it definitely took a while, but we're we're kind of hanging in there a little bit better now

[04:48:52] It's like knowing what kinds of fights you should and shouldn't take also like a matter a lot too

[04:48:59] Um

[04:49:07] Okay, we have a beggar all right chat do we have any beggars in the chat

[04:49:29] Certainly not me.

[04:49:39] Ah, let's see.

[04:49:43] I beg please.

[04:49:45] I'm Colson.

[04:49:46] Thank you for the 42 months.

[04:49:47] I really appreciate that.

[04:49:48] Thank you very much.

[04:49:49] Can I be a chooser?

[04:49:50] Werewolf.

[04:49:51] Werewolf?

[04:49:52] I'm going to name you this, but you're going to also have to change your name back to Werewolf

[04:49:57] and stop being fucking, stop being werewolrus. I don't know why you changed your name. You're

[04:50:03] goddamn werewolf. Change your name back at your earliest convenience and thank you.

[04:50:09] Hunt down what terrorizes sand camp

[04:50:25] Oh, it's more of these fucking guys.

[04:50:38] Ugh.

[04:50:39] Alright.

[04:50:40] All right, can you remember the tallest band you've ever seen?

[04:50:56] So with these guys you don't want them eating the corpses

[04:51:40] Wait, what is- so space allows you to toggle but- oh so you can actually toggle between

[04:51:51] your enemies if you use space.

[04:51:53] You can wait your turn.

[04:51:54] Interesting.

[04:51:55] I didn't know that.

[04:51:56] Okay.

[04:51:57] Uh, anonymous thing for the gift sub.

[04:52:02] I appreciate that.

[04:52:03] Thank you, anonymous.

[04:52:04] Oh, fuck.

[04:52:05] Fuck!

[04:52:35] and

[04:52:54] of

[04:53:50] Should I get in there right now with this guy?

[04:54:08] Oh wow dude.

[04:54:13] He just fucking, he just murdered Thanos, like, instantly, bro.

[04:54:43] of

[04:55:31] Ah, this is looking pretty bad, guys.

[04:55:54] Oh, dude.

[04:55:56] That extra chance to hit.

[04:55:58] Aw dude, did we just lose?

[04:56:02] Uh, we might as well lost somebody else here.

[04:56:19] This thing is crazy dude. Oh my god.

[04:56:23] Werewolf just got his fucking head cut off.

[04:56:28] of

[04:56:47] Thanks for the entertainment as always less than three.

[04:57:10] No way dude.

[04:57:30] You did not just eat one of my best guys with no like nothing I could do.

[04:57:36] Bro, I thought he just ate him and that was like it.

[04:57:56] Wow, man. Wow.

[04:58:01] Holy fucking shit.

[04:58:07] Oh my god.

[04:58:11] Talk about not fucking worth.

[04:58:15] Holy shit.

[04:58:21] Wow.

[04:58:30] I'm just glad I didn't lose any of my best guys.

[04:58:33] Uhhh...

[04:58:36] Yeah.

[04:58:37] I'm lucky I didn't lose any of my best guys there.

[04:58:40] Shhhhh...

[04:58:42] Yeah, I lost that...

[04:58:43] But didn't he just...

[04:58:44] Didn't he just like, eat my guy?

[04:58:45] Like, it wasn't like I'd do anything, right?

[04:58:48] Like, he just fucking ate him.

[04:58:49] Like, what was I supposed to do?

[04:58:55] Oh my god, man.

[04:58:57] You stuck to placing?

[04:58:58] Yeah, yeah, I'm trying, man.

[04:59:01] All right, well,

[04:59:05] we need to hire some more guys.

[04:59:08] We've got some money.

[04:59:12] You're all hired.

[04:59:16] Yeah, we had some pretty good dudes there too, man.

[04:59:28] I'll try and give you this I suppose.

[04:59:51] Uh, alright, let's see each other, we got a- we got a wave of fresh meat here, guys.

[05:00:01] I feel like my guys who have been here the longest are, like, really unhappy.

[05:00:05] Hahahahaha!

[05:00:08] They're like, man, this shit sucks.

[05:00:12] Like, my god.

[05:00:15] Where, guys, I got this.

[05:00:16] Uh, first of all, hang on, let's take a look at our obituaries here.

[05:00:21] All right, Quantius, Quantius, 99, he's gone, Werewolf, Werewolrus, he's gone, Adios,

[05:00:41] Tony Tony Tony he's gone

[05:00:50] Lot of death chat a whole lot of deaths 23 dead bros did that's this game man. That's this game

[05:01:06] I'm by some bread

[05:01:11] Hey!

[05:01:13] Pretty good deal for fish.

[05:01:18] What about tools? Do you guys have any tools?

[05:01:22] I'll buy some tools too.

[05:01:28] I could really use some armor or something, man.

[05:01:31] Uhhh...

[05:01:32] Do you wish you'd plumb it's not because of lack of energy, because of the body count?

[05:01:35] I should probably like sell a lot of this stuff too, right?

[05:01:37] Honestly with you, let's just give you the spear.

[05:01:44] Oh, we gotta name our new guys here too.

[05:01:51] Probably spears are gonna be our best bet.

[05:01:56] Until they get a little more leveled up.

[05:01:58] Alright, who is this chat?

[05:02:02] The viewers are all dead.

[05:02:06] to take a beating but flex okay who is this v-swed there we go v-swed is in and

[05:02:24] one more guy it's like a door they give the sub appreciate you thank you very

[05:02:30] much just Carmine. There we go. Alright, you guys are in.

[05:02:36] Jeremiah, Shusuke, and big J.Y. like these guys have been

[05:02:41] pretty good. Foray still barely ever hits a fucking thing. So

[05:02:47] not that impressed with Foray. I wish I could give him a better

[05:02:51] sword. Like he's like earned a better weapon at this point.

[05:03:00] We clear out some of my inventory here too.

[05:03:28] I don't know if this is useful at all.

[05:03:31] Chad, worth it to hang on to these or just sell them, honestly.

[05:03:35] I've heard that Spears are a better hit chance. I have heard that.

[05:03:39] The deal for Neo3 really is, I'm so excited for Neo3.

[05:03:42] I'm sad I didn't get an early copy, but I'm very excited for it.

[05:03:52] Sell it all.

[05:03:53] So for sure it's a crafting I've been looking around to see if it was anything worth crafting

[05:04:01] I haven't seen anything worth selling there or worth crafting it though

[05:04:13] All right, we got food we got supplies let's start heading this way up north

[05:04:23] I have the money for a full squad, what, like 20 dudes?

[05:04:30] Well, I mean, you gotta think about upkeep as well too, so, and I still need to get like,

[05:04:35] if anything, I'd consider buying some better gear or something.

[05:04:39] So, probably what I would consider first.

[05:04:43] 12 is a full squad?

[05:04:46] I thought 20 was full.

[05:04:47] Oh, is it 20, um, and you have guys in reserve, right?

[05:04:53] Ooh, Brighan Raiders.

[05:05:03] I might have been able to take them, but...

[05:05:05] Big 12 is more important than equipment.

[05:05:11] A man tracked by a butterfly on the side of the road, he's not hurt, just exhausted.

[05:05:16] Join us at the campfire.

[05:05:18] Ah, the Battle of Many Names.

[05:05:22] I took part in Vanguard. Fun fact, I know I do not wish to talk about it.

[05:05:25] Hey, please find in the road, brother. Okay?

[05:05:37] He's telling us to go kill the brigands there.

[05:05:41] Uh, I don't know about that.

[05:05:46] A gambler?

[05:05:52] Okay, I'll hire this guy

[05:06:11] He's not bad got good melee defense. All right, Chad. Who is this guy?

[05:06:15] He's like me for real Johnny underscore moon you're hired

[05:06:34] So the only mission there was to go kill like a brigand camp and I don't know if I could I don't know if I can do that dude

[05:06:45] I

[05:06:54] Doesn't look good because they always come with better rains than normal interesting

[05:07:00] Haven't been impressed with my crossbow guy yet

[05:07:09] Brawlers are tough I

[05:07:11] I think this town still doesn't have anything for me.

[05:07:16] Such a big ass map dude.

[05:07:19] Yeah it's still locked here.

[05:07:21] Ummm.

[05:07:22] A Houndmaster.

[05:07:23] Hounds of War.

[05:07:24] Was that one of the DLCs or something?

[05:07:36] I'm gonna hire Nut.

[05:07:38] You're hired.

[05:07:39] Apparently nut is would be pretty decent at archery.

[05:07:55] I need to buy but I need to buy a quiver for him, right?

[05:07:59] That's what I need to buy.

[05:08:02] Um, oh, here's a here's a dog here

[05:08:23] It's not a bad deal right

[05:08:25] I'll buy that too Alright Chad, who is Nuts?

[05:08:37] Keep him Nuts, K-Nut is my street name, I'll Nuts, uh, let me in, Tilemon on the score,

[05:08:47] he is nothing Alright, you are my, I, I expect my archers

[05:08:53] to hit things once in a while thank you okay so I've got a whole lot of fucking

[05:09:01] weaklings here and I've got big J.Y. Shusuke and Jeremiah who are like

[05:09:07] actually not bad so a whole bunch of fucking weaklings here and we'll give

[05:09:15] V sweat a better shirt you guys are so close to leveling up to

[05:09:26] Can't do a mission here they don't like me here how do I not get nuts with the weak

[05:09:49] things in position to beat. This is for you. Ah, Doki Nuski, thank you very much. Ooooooh.

[05:10:03] Okay. Friggin thugs, friggin poachers. Let's get em. Alright. So they do have two archers,

[05:10:16] And we also have archers.

[05:10:46] I'll see you can like hide in the bushes here

[05:10:54] Archer's buck him up

[05:10:58] Yeah, there's V sweat right there

[05:11:10] Are they gonna come after me or am I gonna have to come after them

[05:11:16] Oh, there we go, okay.

[05:11:40] Okay, these, those three up there.

[05:11:43] Those are my like, that's like my actually serious, like they're pretty damn good actually.

[05:12:13] I'll put Carmine and Spearwall here, I'll put Buttflex and Spearwall, I'm gonna bring

[05:12:31] Johnny moon back because I don't know where they were going okay nice shot by 4a for once

[05:12:50] But these what we got a whole spear wall going over here

[05:13:01] I don't want to be too YOLO with my really good dudes up here.

[05:13:30] they did not want to run into my spear line

[05:13:35] uh... what is the how master they usually may leave as you roll for a

[05:13:38] pike crossbow did i uh... um...

[05:14:00] Terrible shots from tile mom

[05:14:23] Nice

[05:14:30] I don't know where to move.

[05:14:52] I feel like I'm just really bad at using the archers.

[05:14:57] You just want to just got shot?

[05:15:14] I really let my guy out there get surrounded.

[05:15:18] Okay, one's dead.

[05:15:27] So one of the guys just tried to run away and it didn't really work out for him.

[05:15:43] Keldredge thank you for the sum. Appreciate that dude. Thank you very much

[05:15:59] I'm worried about worried about big J.Y.

[05:16:13] So he hasn't he's only taken a small amount of damage shield wall

[05:16:43] Don't you fucking dare kill him.

[05:16:50] Don't you fucking dare.

[05:17:10] Good shot.

[05:17:11] Way to go.

[05:17:12] it. If I do shield wall doesn't that increase his ability but they might be fleeing at this

[05:17:22] point. I'm gonna also do shield wall with him.

[05:17:32] The tuna battle for the rookies?

[05:17:38] Where were these fights like three hours ago?

[05:17:44] I think I'm gonna keep putting them in shield wall.

[05:17:50] Okay, I think they're trying to run away now.

[05:17:56] Alright, it's over.

[05:17:58] a little scary there at big JY for a second a little nervous he was getting

[05:18:03] kind of surrounded there a golden dog interesting a two-handed club the

[05:18:13] malicious beer ammunition okay did you oh that weapons very good or not it's like

[05:18:23] a shoe skate load up okay I should talk shoe skate but he's actually been pretty

[05:18:28] baller he's pretty good let's give him this this and he badly needs some

[05:18:35] resolve I think but we'll go HP I'll also give him shield expert

[05:18:51] so later on you get to choose like a weapon you specifically go for at some

[05:18:58] point. Yeah, yeah. Not too bad.

[05:19:14] Lee Brothers vindicated our Caledron saying for the brand new

[05:19:16] Twitch Prime. I greatly appreciate that. So thank you

[05:19:19] very much is this um this weapon we got the golden dog is this a um is this a

[05:19:34] weapon you use for like a backliner or how does what well how does this weapon

[05:19:38] work no idea it is a front line so it's like an axe or something then

[05:19:49] Uh, Thieves stole my idol of fertility.

[05:19:56] Let's talk pay.

[05:19:57] I need to pay more.

[05:20:00] I accept your offer.

[05:20:02] Uh, this game is fun.

[05:20:06] This game is also a royal asshole.

[05:20:10] Rudolph!

[05:20:11] Also a royal motherfucker of a game.

[05:20:18] Oh those tools are so expensive. Oh my god

[05:20:33] The chat integration is fun too. Yeah, it's fun timing that chat. I agree

[05:20:41] We're like following these footsteps, right?

[05:20:43] I think you OMG no way we should thieves here we go. Oh

[05:20:53] Brigham Raiders, huh? Oh, how many?

[05:21:02] All right, here's five Brigham Raiders

[05:21:13] This, uh, might be tough.

[05:22:07] very nice so that getting that surround option was like really really good

[05:22:20] because that means when that means if I surround him with that may use my

[05:22:24] polearm dude like he's gonna fucking massacre them pretty much he's got like

[05:22:29] a super high chance of hitting

[05:22:37] of

[05:23:00] Just defend it up.

[05:23:15] Keep defending here, buddy.

[05:23:23] I'm just having these guys sit in shield wall.

[05:23:29] No rush.

[05:23:30] Yeah, good shit.

[05:23:37] Having him just sitting in shield wall.

[05:23:47] That shield wall is actually doing pretty well.

[05:23:56] Wow, really not impressed with the archers right now at all, man.

[05:24:20] That guy is totally surrounded

[05:24:36] All right, now don't chance it keep shield walling and this guy is

[05:24:43] 95% chance to hit that's what we like to see

[05:24:50] slow and steady fight is better than most

[05:25:02] yeah I just kind of let my guys be in shield wall here the entire time

[05:25:07] and like I'm not

[05:25:15] I'm not, like, they're, uh, they're, what's it called?

[05:25:19] Their stamina is rising pretty high.

[05:25:22] But you can just do that, and, um...

[05:25:34] Well, finally the archer, finally Talmont hit something.

[05:25:41] Going down. Good.

[05:25:43] This fight went really smoothly here.

[05:26:13] He's still swinging at me.

[05:26:41] like somebody kill this guy please. Enter your treats. No, you don't get to run away.

[05:26:47] You're going to die. There we go. There we go. GG. A fight couldn't not have gone better,

[05:26:55] right? It pretty much went perfectly. We got a new nasal helmet. Ooh, a flail. Ooh. 55

[05:27:05] potential damage. Damn. Chance to head head plus 10%? A wooden more wooden shield? Okay.

[05:27:10] Okay, very nice

[05:27:14] That's right. This was the this was a good card game. That's right

[05:27:18] I was honestly a little scared when I saw what I had to fight there, but

[05:27:25] So who should I give this flail to huh

[05:27:33] Big J why Jeremiah

[05:27:37] Who has so is this it would this be your highest chance of hit right here?

[05:27:44] Is that what this is like the 62 71 is that what that is?

[05:27:51] Yes, okay, well we'll give it to big J. Why then and

[05:27:58] That means I also have this extra spear

[05:28:02] If that's a but flex fairly v-swed

[05:28:05] was slightly damaged but no big deal I have a nasal helm I could give to

[05:28:13] somebody that's a butt flex and we can go and replace I can say that for now it's

[05:28:25] fine no big deal all right go back

[05:28:35] Ah, you're never getting this really well gonna be a real asshole, bro. I got fucked for like two hours tonight

[05:28:42] That was good fuck

[05:28:46] It took a while we've also had a lot of death so

[05:28:59] Let's say

[05:29:03] This is like a better bow

[05:29:05] Well, this be better than the crossbow, maybe.

[05:29:12] I don't know.

[05:29:14] I'm honestly not sure.

[05:29:16] Um, 30 to 15 range of six tiles.

[05:29:23] I don't know.

[05:29:24] Yeah, tool prices are crazy, right?

[05:29:27] Um, I could probably replace this guy's sword with a spear also.

[05:29:34] Would probably be better too just so he's got that little bit of extra accuracy because like we don't really care much about the

[05:29:39] sword right now and

[05:29:41] Spear wall is the shield is actually a shield wall was extremely useful in that fight

[05:29:47] I feel like without having these four morons down here being in shield wall the entire time then

[05:29:53] They would have been fucked over for sure

[05:29:57] You kill the tank with an explosive sledgehammer. I really want to play all divers. I'll play it again

[05:30:04] Maybe I should give this mace to Jeremiah?

[05:30:24] Yeah seems better.

[05:30:27] I'll poke him for you.

[05:30:29] Somebody said daggers are cool.

[05:30:30] Yeah I heard people saying that you can like surround somebody with daggers and if you

[05:30:33] stab them it's like a way to like more effectively make sure you're gonna get

[05:30:40] some kind of some kind of armor drop or something from them is what I saw so

[05:30:49] I'm like that because we're not damaging their armor right right so all righty

[05:30:59] Well, we got decent money tools are a little low. Let's go ahead over east

[05:31:05] Put daggers in the sub weapon slot I

[05:31:14] Remember all my first playthrough I think I killed like a zombie like a

[05:31:18] Grave site and I got these like badass ancient swords that were like really good. I remember that was pretty cool

[05:31:29] Looking better. Yeah, we're definitely better than we were earlier when we had like no money and nothing we could do

[05:31:41] Spensive ass tools

[05:31:50] We'll go buy the grain early want to but

[05:31:53] But...

[05:31:55] Arnold...

[05:31:57] Used to bloodshed. We could hire Arnold.

[05:32:01] Um...

[05:32:06] Frederick reeks of shit and urine. He explains it was born with a horrific deformity.

[05:32:09] The man looks so he can almost see his mortal coil flapping in the wind.

[05:32:13] Hahahahaha!

[05:32:15] Can we hire him?

[05:32:17] Uh, alright, you're hired. You sound like you're right for the team.

[05:32:23] I was just thinking it sounds kind of like fox die

[05:32:50] Foxdie262. Yeah, it kind of sounds like you a little bit. I thought of you first.

[05:32:58] It does sound like Foxdie. Alright, so we gave you this uh, Godendog. We'll see.

[05:33:07] Thrust or opponent. I've never seen this weapon. I don't know how good it's going to do. We'll

[05:33:12] it. I am completely out of tools. You're gonna die immediately, I can feel it. Half

[05:33:25] Swords is another game that kind of sucks for most people, you kind of blaze through

[05:33:28] that one. Well, I think people underwrestling, you know, people look at

[05:33:31] Half Swords sometimes and they just see crazy flailing. And to be fair, sometimes

[05:33:35] it is crazy flailing in Half Sword, but there actually is an element of strategy

[05:33:40] to it like there is um there's a lot you can especially in the progression mode you can

[05:33:46] do a lot in that game for sure um man these tools are so expensive what the fuck

[05:34:02] do a caravan make a city well supplied to buy tools cheap yeah i would but uh i need to find a

[05:34:07] caravan first right there's a number of things people don't underestimate and

[05:34:14] have people underestimate in half sort or don't understand about the game I feel

[05:34:17] like aside from the fact that yes it is flailing like an idiot but there is an

[05:34:22] element of strategy to it as well

[05:34:25] Oh, yeah, you can definitely get good at it for sure.

[05:34:35] Tools here are also expensive.

[05:34:37] A war fork, that's pretty interesting, it's a two-handed spear.

[05:34:43] Alright, I don't really want to, but I'll buy the tools.

[05:34:49] I really want to though.

[05:35:11] Kind of like hanging out of my shields.

[05:35:13] So the handaxe actually considerably better than the other kind of axe.

[05:35:23] I have a lot of these short swords I could probably sell.

[05:35:30] Okay, what's the mission here?

[05:35:40] Oh, I need to take him. Let's talk money.

[05:35:44] I need to pay more than this. Alright.

[05:35:48] We're delivering this this way. You got it.

[05:35:52] You got it, boss.

[05:35:56] Goodbye, fancy hat.

[05:36:00] Oh, it's a back game. Yeah, I did set a minimum amount for

[05:36:06] minimum amount for raids because if you don't if you're a streamer people will

[05:36:12] spam you with like one viewer like it's because they're not even streaming but

[05:36:17] they can still raid I wonder if Twitch ever stopped that though so I did have

[05:36:20] to set a minimum for raids I can't remember what the minimum is but

[05:36:25] even against those closure I kind of march beneath the Lord's Bay like

[05:36:29] sell swords to me this is Bessie a cow's name for a donkey a donkey's ass don't

[05:36:35] She won't kick it. She's all hauled out.

[05:36:38] Uhhh...

[05:36:40] How many crowns for a round of beer?

[05:36:49] A round for the whole company.

[05:36:52] Okay.

[05:36:54] I spent 110, but I made everybody like, happier, I guess.

[05:36:57] I feel like, honestly, they fucking deserve it after all the bullshit, right?

[05:37:05] Oh, hey, tools are really cheap here. Okay. I

[05:37:10] Think those tools. Thank you

[05:37:16] Okay, all right traders will pay good coin for these

[05:37:23] 299 if I carry these all the way south will I actually make money doing that?

[05:37:31] good coin right like how much money am I gonna make I'll try it oh man I'm kind

[05:37:48] of for right now actually all the tracks get the crowns okay so we're a

[05:38:00] little poor at the moment spent a lot of money buying these things and we are

[05:38:08] running a little low on medical supplies here all right I think we're gonna do

[05:38:13] those chats we're gonna save and save our game here and I am going to say good

[05:38:21] evening guys thank you guys for watching thank you

[05:38:25] yes rainna hope you guys enjoyed the stream tonight I had a lot of fun playing

[05:38:29] battle brothers this game is some fucking bullshit but really really fun

[05:38:32] time had a lot of deaths a whole lot of deaths on this game but we're not done

[05:38:36] with battle brothers we'll play some more of that thank you guys for watching

[05:38:39] I appreciate you guys yeah some chatters get to live let's go see who is

[05:38:44] streaming let's go raid somebody I'll see you guys next time let's see where

[05:38:48] are we going let's go raiding

[05:38:53] It's bullshit, but it's fun bullshit all three guys over to

[05:39:00] Cause I'm Dan Jones who is currently doing a Elden Ring randomizer. Thank you guys for watching

[05:39:07] I love you guys go say hey to cousin Dan Jones. He is doing some other than randomizer

[05:39:12] I'll see you guys next time you did live you did live you even you even managed to land a couple shots here in there

[05:39:18] I got a hundred shots. You maybe landed three. I thank you guys. Love you guys go raid

[05:39:23] I'll see you guys next time.

[05:39:24] Alright guys, have a good one.

[05:39:25] I'll see you guys later.

[05:39:26] Bye bye.

[05:39:27] Bye guys.