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Yo, what's up guys, house of guns, good morning, happy Saturday, hope you guys are all doing
well.
What's up everybody?
I'm tired.
How are you guys all?
Good morning.
We're jumping in to NEO 3.
How are you guys all?
3 came out it's been a lot of fun so far let's get back to it how are you guys
all some hype stream music the the music and do maternal fucking gasses you up
it's like hell yeah dudes time to murder and music gasses you up like crazy I
ain't playing neo neo 3 for a good time so far we're like the second area I
cannot be wonder like how big this game is like how many areas or maps there
going to be. Early game was fun but it kind of felt kind of easy. Since then, like since
getting to this area I feel like the difficulty has gone up, markedly gone up. So yeah, let's
get back to it. How are you guys all? Let's see. So let me look at my map here. So here's
where we are didn't finish up a lot some of these map areas the map the map
she is a little weird here seven months of screaming and fun time for some
near fun hey thanks so much gas beyond the fun for all these years
thanks so much dude thank you for the 77 months appreciate that like I died
I just have the M last night.
Let's not do that.
Somewhere over here is where we died.
Oh, it was this guy who was fucking throwing rocks at me.
Yeah.
Oh, what's up, hands on, how's it going?
Good morning, guys.
Good morning.
And Katie wants to go out tonight and we have a babysitter and everything, man.
I'm fucking off beat.
Hopefully I damn wake up today.
Sea port, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
I'm planning on having one of those days soon, where I go to bed at like 7pm, that's the plan.
These guys are tricky because they show you a parry move, but you can't parry all of it.
You can only parry like, there's like windows in there where they're actually not parryable.
It's a little deceptive.
A little deceptive there.
Yeah, I need that reset.
Yeah, I do.
Enemy base.
PUNAC, thank you for the 83 months, we're really appreciate that, thank you PUNAC.
So I don't really care much about these little things here that fight in the NPCs.
But I joined the Dothic, I think I joined the Uesugi Clan or something.
And apparently it's like an online competition between the other clans so whichever one has
the most glory wins.
So I'm like, I like weirdly really want to win.
I think it said we were against the Date Clan or something.
Uh, did anyone follow the story?
Nio's not really about the story, uh, honestly.
I think we're, uh, are we, we're like Tokugawa, but we got sent back in time.
Well done.
And we're in the past fighting demons and uncovering some more bullshit so we're like
now we're doing like a greatest hits in Japanese history and uh something like that.
you are a samurai and there are demons to kill
i've got some internet uh... i have uh... google fiber
when you meet anjan and that's who you play as in the first game is you're you're the
The character in the first game is based off of the real historical character or person
who was an Englishman and went to Japan.
That's who you are in the first game.
They're all based on the same person.
I forget his real name.
Pull him out, there you go.
We must kill.
I thought his name was Tom Cruise I thought there was a shrine this way actually
Hey happy Saturday, bro that patty they was appreciate a man. Thanks very much
I think it's possible when I um when I got here I'd be kind of lax about leveling like
I didn't really care and then I got here and then I'll start to get my ass kicked like
oh maybe I need to catch back up on levels so I've been trying to level up a little
more a little more diligently than I was in the past.
Let's see, what do we do? Do we have anything different here?
So this this great ten gooblade to be a little bit better
All right, good enough. Just want to watch. Ah, the Mad Patty. I appreciate that dude
I've never seen such a huge crow before, but to the shadows.
Hide!
Ow!
God!
What a great place for this.
Ow.
Can I heal bro? Can I heal? You're like perfectly stunlock every time I try to heal, so like
I'm not allowed to heal whatsoever.
Fucking douche.
Hi.
Hi.
Are we gonna be, is the next boss a big bird?
So, if I go back now is the bird gone?
I'm enjoying Neo3.
I'm having a really fun time with it.
I like all the Neo games.
The beginning of this one was a little easy, but it has since picked up.
I feel like maybe they were like, let's make, let's put on the kid gloves for part
one and like try to get the new players invested like maybe that was maybe that was the goal
I don't know oh there's a lot of new enemies yeah
Hey, you died and took my loot, asshole.
I wanted that.
Get casual players to like it right, right.
Uh, really, I missed a...
Kodama brew?
Ah, there he is.
Sneaky.
The past few years when they got a bit harder, they get still easier than Neo 2.
Ah, you know, there's still time for this game.
I think if this game ends up a little bit easier than the other Neo games, that's fine.
Probably healthy for the games.
And then they could also, if they wanted to really fuck over the players, they could
also bring back the difficulty in the DLC, which that's pretty typical Neo behavior,
right?
of
every new day every new year DLC is like a holy shit stuff up so
I gotta have the same thoughts man doing the first area. I'm like man like
Everything is dying like I'm not there. I'm like barely dying anywhere
There are...
Fuck you!
Oh boy birds back on oh
Oh.
Uh, shortcut.
Uh, the magic, no, the magic system's pretty different in this game.
Uh, magic in this game is tied to whatever soul core you have equipped.
So if you want to have a different spell, you have to equip different soul cores.
Um, it's a bit different.
I think it's a bit more restrictive than it was in the past.
Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh.
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I'm having fun. I'm definitely having a good time.
and it turned into a beautiful woman. I was careless.
All right.
How are the bosses of this compared to Kazan?
There's been some pretty cool bosses in this.
I think Kazan delivered better bosses faster so far,
but this game might be a lot longer than Kazan or bigger.
I don't know yet.
There's definitely been some cool bosses in this stuff for sure.
Hey happy Saturday, off duty bill, thank you for those 67 months, I really appreciate that.
Dude, Calvin Klein.
Yeah, cuz I really like Kazan as well. Kazan's really fun.
Where the hell are we going now?
I'm a bit lost here. Down somewhere?
Uh, Samurai weapon, ninja weapon that looks like Kusarigama is mainly ninja locked.
Uh, yeah, some weapons you can only use in one, like you can't use the axe as a ninja
and you can't use the Kusarigama as a samurai I think, yeah.
Okay, well I see some bullshit in there.
Oh my god, over there.
Hmm.
They're like fixed classes, not really, no, it's just that you have a ninja form and
a samurai form and you can swap between them.
So, and each one has like different loadouts.
I wouldn't really say there's like classes.
You can still make your character like whatever you want.
You want to focus on, you know, fast weapons or whatever.
You can still do that.
Um, I feel like I'm really all...
Fuck, is this it?
Okay, let's say.
Bow.
Okay?
Not bow.
How about backflip?
Alright, good guess.
Yeah, you can still spec.
The battle for those guys made a sci-fi tactics game.
Yeah, I just came out a couple days ago at early access.
I saw Baru was playing it.
I didn't get a chance to watch.
I've heard people saying it's good.
Everyone's impressed by backflips.
We're just eye show speed out here.
Backflips.
Yeah, it's funny it's like
My nephew knows like an ice-cream video game to him streamer, but I feel like he's always like yeah, but he's not ice show speed
It's like that's like
like well sorry yeah but he made he makes mario world rom hacks though like I
don't know but it's not good that excited about it
Heh heh heh heh.
I think it's over, Chip.
I had a mermaid now and mermaids.
He's been in the British Parliaments.
He's part of the parliament, but he's not a king though.
You can force your way through enemy through power and not getting punished.
I don't know about that.
You can drive out of Nio.
Bro, everybody's Revenant has that move.
Everybody's Revenant has that move.
Neo is a bit more like almost like a fighting game with how many moves and different options
you can do in combat.
There's a lot going on in it.
I've always been extremely partial to the constant weapon swapping between one and another.
I've always, uh, always liked that.
You think Neo 3 is better than 2, really?
Yeah it's always a mimic when it has the 3 yellow stripes on it.
Is there a gesture you can do so you don't have to do that or...
I'm actually not sure
Ow
It's the whistle that does it okay. I thought there was something I don't know if I do I have them I probably have the whistle just sure
What's up guys, woo-woo, you talking about woo-woo?
Ah, that's a good to the chopper. How's it going?
Supposed to be a crispy breakfast.
Ah, these guys are back.
Yeah, these guys, these guys were never too bad though.
Oh, shit.
The
Staff still exists as a weapon out of the Split Staff?
Yes, Split Staff is in the game.
Ah, flesh tickles, thank you for the tier 3.
What is going on here?
I
What
Fish
Shoot me through the damn trees
I think it was girls appreciate a man the last episode night of the seven kingdoms was so good
The story of the hedge night is like a cool story. I like it
It's a very like I
I think the night of the seven kingdoms like the the story of the hedge night
I've never see I haven't seen the show but I know the story pretty well because I've read the graphic novel like I don't even know many times
Really good how like contained it is like the scope is kind of small and that makes it like that much more engaging
As opposed to it like in Game of Thrones. It's like, you know
It's like world-ending consequences and everything right
I
Remember the heads night is the sequel a lot. I only I the third one I remember very well at all
I think I should buy all the graphic novels again. I think I sold them or something I
Haven't read them in years
makes it a cool story well like in Game of Thrones like there's like you know Ned
Stark, Caitlyn Stark, you know Jon Snow, Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, there's like a
million characters all these point of views it's a lot right and I love Game
of Thrones I'm gonna be wrong but it's a lot on top of the politics and the
characters and like the factions and who's and Daenerys and what's going on
but the nice thing about the Hedge Knight is that it's pretty much focused
like one or two characters and it's a lot more the scope is smaller so that means
it does it can like it can more easily tell a more engaging involving story
where you sympathize with the characters and you can kind of there's more for you
to like grab on to there I feel like I'm wrong I love Game of Thrones but
He shows too many characters.
He's looking at the shroom quest and I want to say I really appreciate the watch stream
even if I mostly fall asleep to it.
It feels cozy to be here.
Well, thanks for watching, Sacramento.
Enjoy your rest.
I don't know how many viewers I've had given on a given day or asleep I streamed
too early for you to sleep. I am, I am damn tired today man. I feel like, so we're going
to, we're going out to dinner, we're going to see a movie tonight. I put it at like an
80% chance I'm falling asleep during this movie. Like, at least 80%.
I really, I think one of my favorite new things in Nioh 3 is the ability to do attacks in your
I love those. Those are fantastic. Very fun to use.
Oh
Yeah, there's a dude there's a ton of new enemies. Yeah, there's a whole lot
I'll head.
I wonder what the guitar guys do for you if you summon them.
We've re-burned!
Yeah, I would say that the difficulty of the game has increased.
Yes.
I think that the second area has been tougher than the first area for sure.
The unfaithful cannot pass through the Torii gate.
To make some canned chickpeas and eggs.
How are you using two samurai weapons?
Uh, you, um, I don't remember what happens to unlock this, but there's a point in the game where you, you can just, they give you that extra,
you can wield more than one weapon at one time.
So that happens, that happens later.
You also get to use more than one...
More than one ninja weapon as well.
Yeah, they don't give it to you right away.
Is there an optimized year button?
I actually have no idea.
Just Geoffrey, thank you for the 10 months.
Appreciate it, man.
Aw, yeah, let's go home.
I don't know what to do with it.
You're next!
Thank you very much.
It's probably the least bullshit of the Neo game so far from what I've played thus far.
To the point where it's even like, man, I missed the bullshit.
Where's my bullshit?
Oh shit, does that fuck with me?
Oh, she's a fucking mermaid.
I want to be where the people are.
I want to be part of that world.
Sebastian Aerial over here
I have a decent singing voice
How do you know that by heart I mean we did this play Kingdom Hearts on that one
I don't know the rest of the song
My singing voice is terrible
We've got what I have kids.
We haven't watched Little Mermaid.
We have watched, uh, Aristocats.
Our girls do like Aristocats.
I have no Little Mermaid yet.
Oh, uh, Katie also put on Sword of the Stone for him as well.
I'm not really sure why that one, but...
I've got gadgets and these knows a plenty about us. It's in what's it's going one thing
and involves about 21 cares. No big deal. I want more.
We've got some new skills. Let's see increases life applies auto let yourself as long as
your life is above a certain threshold, increase the max to 3 or 4 by 5, increase the
ember to gauge after successful burst break, increase the ember to gain when defeating enemy
by 4%, and at least an attack in the vicinity when forming a style shift.
So that means if you go from ninja to samurai, it's like an additional attack.
I'll go with that.
A lot of stuff here, man.
Increase the damage dealt by your next attack if you do a perfect one there.
I can show you the world, Yokai, Kadama, and Scampus.
Tell me Shogun, now when did you last let a gackie jump you?
Uh, bad haiku, thank you very much.
First life in Udama, send anything from behind.
That's interesting.
He just keeps us from guarding and just gonna while dodging
We don't need that at all, uh, what does this one do?
We don't need that either
From dodging that's pretty good for us perform miss within the yo-kairom remove the realm from that area that could be good
Let's go with the mist leaves behind a, uh, I'll actually have to level up here.
Leaves behind an after image.
I will grab a constitution.
All right.
Druski, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, dude.
Uh-oh.
We got like a juice game
Fuck is this
Well, two eager there was like Oscar the Grouchy does kind of have a muppet.
He does have some Muppet energy.
Alright, we'll try to set him on fire.
I think I'm going to die.
Oh, I thought I had my charge.
Aw man, come on, period!
Oh
All I'm out of juice
of
the
Oh yeah, the difficulty going out means I'm having more fun, yeah, definitely.
All right.
impurity I see shizuka claims yori tomor was behind the palace's hellish transformation
the fighting shall only escalate if we do not put a hold to his schemes I purify the
Uh, Adrian Rave staying with the 25 months?
Really appreciate that, dude.
Not first try, yeah, that's true. I died in the first try.
I was trying to poison them.
I
Greed will get you in Neo
Oh
Oh
Oh to Roshi barrier tells us let's say
Let's go grab another strength. I suppose it was first try in your heart now. Let's see
So wasn't there something else we didn't discover somewhere here. I don't know where
Last last death
this area is huge so it's if we miss something it's probably down here no
no actually let's your crucible probably around here somewhere on so
let's see if we can make it back over there I don't see much else around here
All right
Yeah, I feel like shit today honestly, I think I
Think it's been a lot of days of not a lot of sleep and it's all it's all caught up to me
So today I feel pretty I feel pretty terrible today
Hey
Yeah, what was the Power Rangers Dino Megazord?
I remember my friends were really getting into Power Rangers and I didn't really get
into it too much.
I remember at that time, what I was really into was the animated Batman, the old school
animated Batman.
I was loving that.
I had like the toys for that and everything.
That was my shit.
Batman Beyond, what was the Mark Hamill?
Contrarian?
I just like something different, that's not contrarian.
People are allowed to like something different
As the game got more difficult, I think that the difficulty of the second area, like the
second map, I think that it is a step up for difficulty for sure.
Oh, Jack!
I'm gonna chase after them!
No, you're not!
Open the door!
Open the door!
uh one of the dark thank you for the 45 months
Appreciate him, man.
Honestly, the M&M really weren't made. I was most of his chas.
I just gave you guys the emo.
It's like Umi Bozu territory. I'd be pretty funny if Umi Bozu showed up.
I don't think any of us would be surprised.
Hehehe, I finally got you caught!
Huh?
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
You fed our degeneracy and now we fuck candy.
Saba, it's time for...
...Saric!
I've got a choice!
They turned into your Kai.
Because they...
...aint...
...the mermaid left.
But they thought of one of them.
Oh, thank you for your...
Oh, good.
Neo3, let's go.
It's a chapel, how's it going, man?
Oh, I can't believe my children are safe.
Yeah, and like in as you do quests in areas you
You gain stats for that area.
Thanks so much, Abuya!
Am I using contacts now?
No, no, no.
This is how my glasses are for a moment.
What a disspoint.
I
Think so much ripmeister appreciate that dude make it with the sub thank you Booyah
There's those guys how's it going? You know, I am I reflexively go to like push up my glasses
So used to wearing them at this point
Okay, there you go.
Until you see the last of that, you shaved it first for some reason.
Hmm.
I just had them off for a minute.
There we go.
Nice to be able to see you again.
Alright.
Probably need, uh, honestly, probably need new glasses.
At least new lenses.
I bet my prescription has changed a little bit at this point.
Been a few years at this point.
I know that one of the best things I did for glasses was I bought...
I bought a pair of glasses that were like a little more expensive, but like way sturdier.
And I think that was a good call.
better to do that and flimsy-ass pair of glasses
yeah oh dude sometimes my girls like in the like they've taken my glass and
they're like I'm like I'm waiting for them to break and they're like going
like this and I'm not the last have been fine they've been they've been more
than fine so like no no no no no no you're like you're really trying like
Like you don't want to yell and like scare them or something which is like you're watching
like we try not to play the glasses.
Yeah, yeah.
We really try to not do that.
Yeah
Okay, you got your first character prescription glasses just last week
I had no idea I was missing, I was in denial of my vision degrading.
Some people are, like they're so, like they treat like getting glasses as if it's like
the end of their life or something, it's like it's just glasses bro.
And the rest of us have been wearing glasses since we were like really young, so it's
It's just like it's not a big deal dude
You got LASIK in 2011
But LASIK do you have to like sometimes get it like re you have to like go get it done again or something that how it works
Yeah, context or thing yeah, if you want to do that
How about sometimes you have to get like LASIK like years and years later again theoretically
That's rare now, okay, it's like has like LASIK improved or something could be very outdated
Gotcha
You guys in the middle school are so surprised you can see leaves on trees, wow.
Those, uh, every once in a while there's like a baby who's born, uh, vision impaired
and then they put the glasses on the baby and I like those videos because like the
baby gets to see you for the first time and they're like, I, I kinda like those
videos.
a huge selenon jar.
That's him.
He says there is a master over there somewhere.
Yeah, I just fight this mermaid while like six other guys are shooting you
I am fucking outraged at that.
They fucking put my and put me in the camera blender over there. What the fuck dude
Yeah
Fuck off man
So I must be lacking whatever guardian spirit they want me to have to be able to get over
there.
So in other words, there's not much I can actually do here.
Okay, fair enough.
Um, let's keep going this way was up shocking has gone good morning
There you go.
You're eating poutine for lunch.
We're supposed to go out some, uh, I don't know, some, I don't know, like Asian or, I'm
not sure what kind of, or, Katie picked out some restaurant rather this nearer, I have
no idea.
It's her show, it's her show tonight, whatever she wants to do.
I'm just gonna try to not fall asleep in the movie theater, because I feel like,
I feel like that's going to be what's going to happen.
What movie?
Oh, Dracula? The new Dracula movie?
You ever hear of Naps? Ever hear of having two kids, man?
What am I gonna take a nap, bro?
If I lay down in bed and I'm like, I'm gonna take a nap,
my kids are gonna jump on the bed and start jumping up and down on me, dude.
There's nothing happening.
I need a cot in the streamer.
I should get a fucking military cot in here a sleeping bag or something.
Sleep in the bedroom when I need a quick one hour time up, the toilet is more comfortable
than it looks.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get some sleep this weekend, maybe on Sunday I'm gonna like try to go to bed like immediately after the stream or something.
Try to catch up.
I
Excuse me water
Nice you got us I got sure thank you
We're going to a dining theater now, then we're going to a restaurant and then we're
I forgot are the movies.
What are we going to see, uh, apparently there's a new Dracula movie.
I don't know anything about it, Katie knows about it.
I hope she doesn't get mad at me if I fall asleep in the movies.
What's your problem?
Well, I'm willing to roll a dice on that one.
Oh, you saw Iron Long yesterday?
Oh yeah.
That's definitely going to be one of those, uh, maybe when it's on streaming at home.
I'm not gonna, not gonna go to the movie theater for that one.
Dojikiri Yasutsuna.
Okay.
Oh, okay
The last movie your wife dragged you to you barely made it 30 minutes. I mean maybe it'll be good. I know
Ah.
In.
Ahhhh.
Two pretend thanks for the bits.
Truck driver simulator.
I think that requires like a lot of focus.
Pretty sure anyway.
Last movie with the wife was Demon Slayer.
Took three weeks of planning to make it happen.
That's it I have the boss hunt been more
bountiful today we've only found one boss today so far anyway
I'm sure we'll find some more
Oh
Damn wheel monks.
More weird bullshit as far as for Nioh, so you knew the wheel monks were going to show
up in this game for sure.
Ugh.
You knew they were going to show up.
easy
Ow
Bye bye.
Ah shit, Poison Sludge.
So it seems like there are multiple maps in the open world.
Like, um, I'll show you in a moment.
What the fuck is this guy?
Is he shitin' on me?
Oh my goodness man.
Bro I cannot hit these stupid bonds!
God! Thank you! Oh my God! Jesus!
No, shit, huh? We're in this map, which is in 1190.
This is like the first map we were on. Then, I still am not a good fan of enemy base.
And I'm assuming there's going to be more maps, but yeah, they're like kind of gigantic.
Almost like gigantic Neo levels is how I would describe them. So I don't know how many maps are gonna be. I have no idea
We're we're finding out right now. I
Don't fucking bees man. Oh
Yeah, who knows
Could be, uh, I'm assuming there's more maps than just these two, for sure, but we'll see.
You love hitting a guy with an odachi that's even flinched
Are there more weapons compared to Nihetsu?
Well, seems comparable.
It's kind of strange like it's kind of more limited in some ways too because you can't
use your, some weapons are tied to certain forms.
So like you can't use the axe as a ninja and you can't use the odachi as a ninja
and you can't use the kusari gamma as a samurai.
So it's like kinda weirdly more limited in that sense.
Uhhhhhhhh...
What was I saying? Where was there fire? Where did fire come from?
I didn't see any fire.
Where did that fire even come from, bro?
Okay.
I'll take your word for it, game.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened there.
Wait, was that it?
That thing might have been like spread oil everywhere and then started a fire.
That might be what that was.
Let's see.
That's exactly what it was.
Okay.
Okay, didn't know, now I know.
I'm out.
Yeah.
Now.
I'm going to test, I am not a merry man.
Leveler thank you for the sub. Thank you for the tier two 73 months. I really appreciate that sir. Thank you very much
Yeah, the heads of Neo just flop off completely randomly
No, I just a lot of I think a lot of a
Lot of shitty decisions have caught up a man. I'm like really tired today
So just like getting five six hours of sleep over and over and over and now I'm like now Saturday comes around
I'm fucking exhausted dude
Now I'm exhausted
Yeah, yeah. What clan? I'm in the, uh, the Uisugi clan, I think.
Let's see, I will take another strength.
I'll be fine, don't worry about me guys.
Okay, so Farther East is... something else.
You're gonna choose Adjust Sleeping.
I don't know about that.
I think it's been building for like a while, like battlebrothers in late days and staying
up and Neo it's just it's just been one thing after another.
I'm not uh, I'm not getting any younger I get a little bit of sleep I'll be fine.
Bro, let me get one swing in, oh my god.
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
I am feeling it today.
I'm definitely feeling it.
The fire breath is pretty damn good.
I like the fire breath.
Old?
I don't know, um, yeah.
Ugh.
That's okay.
What's up, rocket skates?
How's it going?
Let's do a short 24 hour stream.
That buddy.
Ah, 38 is Middle Age now it is.
Ah, let's see, man, I'm really, I'm, I really dislike fighting the crab enemies.
I'm gonna go and say that smoke load did not beat this game yesterday.
I think this game is pretty damn big overall, dude.
Can I tell him where the crab's here?
Wait, that was uh, that was some shit I do not want to
fight
yeah i don't think uh... i don't think we're gonna be beat them in a bit
this one too quick i'm sure there's probably like neo five neo three final
boss on youtube i'm sure somebody's probably done something
another month
uh... night raptor thank you very much for the twelve months are really
of that dude. I'll take a stamina, sure. Speedrun is probably wild already. I don't know. Let's
see what we have. These ice spears are pretty cool. What if there's anything new for all
I probably have a better bow no
Well pants
Valiant wanderer
Um
What's six defense
Yeah
What's it is not a fun movie I recommend it yeah, I've seen centers
So
Yeah, Sokka Shrine.
Oh wait, we were just here like a long time ago.
So wait, did I miss something?
Yeah, we were here a while ago or call this area
It's like maybe we should double back the way we came
Have you seen the Dungeons and Dragons movie now I have I did hear it was pretty good, but no I haven't seen it
But there's a spirit vein across here.
people that made Astalon, right? Uh, I didn't, I haven't seen any of it, maybe, yeah.
Well, how is love, is it good?
This is better soup alone, it's my soup.
I want that soup.
I'm not sure this even connects back the way I was trying to go.
I'm just going to warp back down here I think and then go back around here.
It seems fun.
Oh yeah.
Maybe I'll get to it. Obviously, Neo came out and I've also been very busy with battle brothers.
And then this week I also did Talos Principle 2, so it's been a bit busy, one thing after the other.
This is what I was trying to grab, I was distracted last time, there we go, this time we got it.
Neo and Bloodborne some Grimnivik how's it going gotta get me a cup of coffee
I need more than a cup of coffee I don't know what I need today I need I need
something stronger than that
So the weird thing about the fucking fire breath, the fire breath is really good but
if you're moving, the fire breath just kind of goes all over the place.
You kind of have to be not moving, but to be any good.
I'll take it and let it go right down with me as I cast!
The toastie has gone.
Hi Barron, that guy always shows up when you play Nioh, say I love Nioh and then leave.
Alright.
Would you believe me if I told you I have no memory of ever seeing you ever before, my Jeff?
Hey, Barb, it's me. You remember me, right?
No.
Thank you so much.
Ah, Monty! Thanks for the sub.
You can do it, thank you Monty.
Music intensifies I remember every single chatter. I do not remember every single chatter. Unfortunately. I wish I did
But
Let's say
Monty is pretty much chatted once you chat once a week
In my defense
it's a little hard you don't give me a lot of chance to get to know you here
right as opposed to like actually motherfucker has to shut up to ten years
you gotta give me a break here right
The bulk of my messages are Keck W. He didn't work out once a week.
His dumb chest, your favorite thing to see dumb chest, I do remember him.
Barb never remembers me.
Barb forgot my birthday.
I have my birthday party and I invited Barb but he didn't show up.
Stop eating my face
Uh, all of them at thank you to the sun.
Appreciate it.
all the man
oh well everything everything is a shitty enemy here
Ah, 2xc! Thank you very much for really bringing that.
Everything I find is keep finding more and more shitty enemies.
Okay.
It's truly to get drunk, uh, depends on where you are.
Oh, I go by wounded in battle, news of a flood broke out by the stench, so why not head
over there and maybe-
Bring a Tatsu Maru to the bath.
Okay.
Where is that?
Uh, first he wants to wash himself in the bath above Tana, but it's best to take him
there.
Okay.
Probably uh...
Oh, just like straight up north of here.
I'm on the east coast and I'm drunk, is there anything to do while fishing first thing
in the morning?
You were fishing first thing in the morning?
That was nice
Okay, he like actually wanted to go like five feet over here
We take a bath together bro. Oh dude just two bros
Clean at last
You treat hideaways have been my only refuge from the okay real headache. That's been
Not for this old injury. I'd have dealt with the yokai myself
now we're now he's invited me back he's like hey samurai I like you I like your
vibes want to come back to my place
yeah
let's purify the barriers and he wants to go there somewhere
whoo whoo samurai
the stench is as foul as ever
I hope my house still stands
this stench is so foul I can't even swallow
No need for concern. Let's press on.
This... this... cannot be my house. No. No!
But look, my precious bath is just as I left it. This calls for a nice cleansing dip.
Ah. Perfect. Oh, aren't you coming in? No need for restraints. Ah. So heavenly.
Oh
He just died a
Noble dung ball
So he just came here shit himself and died I guess
What the fuck even what do you even do with a noble dung ball by the way like what is the purpose?
I've no idea
All right hold on to it
No idea what to do with the noble dung ball.
Let's see.
I think we're trying to go here.
We're on here.
Jensen man, thank you for the 44 months.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you Jensen.
You put it on a string.
That doesn't sound right.
See, you right, you can give, uh, I thought there were like a trade item.
I'm gonna be saying, oh, I've been looking for this shit, literally.
Alright, this is where we wanted to be.
What's this? Falling succinctly?
Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man.
Hi Bob. Hi Jack.
Fabulous! Thank you for the tier 2 61 months.
months I appreciate that sir thank you very much
hope you're doing well dude
this game historically accurate yeah this is one for one historically accurate
Yeah.
Look at that shit.
Is there an in-world explanation for how Japan came to be like this?
Well, Japan has the Amrita, which are the spirit stones and that's what
Transforms people into yokai and monsters, right?
I don't know if the game has ever said where the Amrita comes from like it's just in the ground
Can Barb give us the real-life Japan lore?
I don't understand Japan.
Okay, well, Japan doesn't actually exist and definitely says
Please, someone help me.
Japan kind of had its own unique island culture, but that island culture was under a lot of influence from mainland China.
They got the... Buddhism came from China and from India.
And Confucianism came from China. Japan's writing system came from China.
China is congee or just Chinese characters and those ties go very very deep
They about like Japan's
cultural beliefs and like historically speaking there's
Confucianism which is
Or like a civic policy than it is like a religion.
You wouldn't really say Confucianism is truly like a religion like that.
Bro, I hate these fucking demons so much.
These enemies are so annoying.
Why are there so many in this game?
Why are there so damn many of these?
you know what why you win there's it is not we're literally just not worth the
time I hate these things they're so annoying
you've got native Shinto which Shinto like kind of ascribes like spirits to like
a lot of different objects in nature like things in nature there's
There's Confucianism which is kind of like a civic government policy and like how to
run your family and then there's also Buddhism which is more of the religious angle.
I think when people are first studying that they might be a little, from a Western
audience might be a little strange but like, like unusual anyway.
Because you can be Shinto
You can have Shinto beliefs, Confucian beliefs and uh...
And be a Buddhist at the same time and those things like don't conflict
It isn't like one supersedes the other, it's like oh I believe in Shinto so I can't be Confucian
Like it doesn't really work that way, they can all come together in one
That's a little unusual for people to in the West maybe to understand
understand sure sure right let me go deal with this shit first right yeah you
couldn't obviously be like Christian and Muslim at the same time right like they
might share certain beliefs and they're both Abrahamic religions but you can
you couldn't really be practicing in both religions like that
And what was I doing? I was giving you an entire history of Japan. So I think the earliest
records we have of Japan come from China. They come from, I want to say it's the Han Dynasty
The histories might be Han, I'm not sure.
But the official dynastic histories record a, like, Envoy's emissaries from Japan.
In the earliest histories of Japan it's known as the Land of Wa.
And there's two ways you can translate Japan as the Land of Wa.
It can either be the Land of the Dwarves, or the Land of the Stunted Rice Plants.
whichever one you prefer so that's how Japan was first was first known in the
Chinese histories and then later they were like hey could you please call us
the the land of the rising Sun and China was like okay so that's how it
became known later on
okay not that about that
Some good teaching.
All for a bath.
Sure.
Greek seafaring areas, port cities that have been directed to a mix of the Greek and Egyptian
pandas including a mix of belief systems.
They do evidence for like widespread like ISIS worship
the goddess Isis and
It's all like pre Christianity
before then
There are other like cults and religions that were around in the
What in the absolute shit is that holy fuck
This blonde girl, I was actually thinking of what is it Raikou?
Raikou from Pokemon one of the legendary dogs
How's that guy do that?
You can tube.
Japan and Korea have a strained history that's putting it mildly.
Most neighboring countries have strained history and welcome to welcome to a lot of human history, bro
Tangos are fucked in neo one. Yes the bird soldiers have so much poise
There's a there's a lot of fucked up shit in the 01. Yeah
I thought game out long how are you
Game out looking to get a quick to control CV check to make sure we're in good shape here today
well good just trying to just trying to help you out dude please stop for the
I'm a wolf of God ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All right I'll stop
I think it's kind of a missed opportunity like it's kind of weird so like we're in
the year 1100 right?
I kill this enemy and he drops a gun like I think it's a little strange.
with my own eyes just past the gate.
Um...
Takachiya, be on your guard.
I mean, why doesn't he just drop like an M16, right? Like, why not?
I think it's kind of a mis-opportunity, like, what if, okay, if you wanted guns
or like modern equipment, you would have to go fight guys in, uh, like the present, right?
There's like a fit, like 1500s.
But if you wanted, let's say you wanted like really good armor, you had to go to the past.
You had to find like the legendary armor smiths or whatever, but in the past, you're not gonna find guns, right?
Like, that could be cool.
Instead of just like, it's 1100s here's a gun.
They could use the time frame like more intelligently than they do, I feel like.
Yeah, I know what I'm...
Yeah, I think for the earliest Japanese history we have like there's like the Jomon period
I think and like we there's like the dogu figurines. There's like clay. There's like pottery. We have but
We don't have any written sources because there was no writing system in Japan at that point so
It's difficult to
Difficult to write histories about people when you don't have any written sources or anything. So yeah, yeah
We're just kind of crazy thinking about you think like China's history had already been
there for like centuries already but Chinese history is one of the oldest.
history, Egyptian history, was it like Cleopatra lived closer to our time than to the time of
like the pharaohs and stuff?
I wonder if the shit weasels are in those fucking weasels that throw their shit at
you and throw poop at you and shit.
It's astonishing how much society's in the last 300 years, right?
The pace of human change and stuff has accelerated.
Phoenix. Thank you very much. Appreciate that dude.
I worked with our sense we can now I go back in 3 30 10 and I work for two weeks by their OD on barbers sleep through it
But rest is a must
Let's run a service probably tasted a lot like chicken
Just the basic ass sword in Neo is a pretty fun weapon.
I would recommend.
Does it read Dino Nuggets?
I think Katie gave our girl Dino Nuggets recently and they were like playing with them.
Niodachi is the claymore of Neo.
I will grab a skill.
Sword is great, Neo.
Two girls to kids fest that was in town for lunch they had dino nugs two portions cost
$20 got robbed. That does sound rough
I'm having a lot of fun with Nioh 3.
To be honest, I feel like the thing I feel the most in this game is I'm just kinda happy
it's here.
Ah, these bitches are around again.
I honestly thought Nioh 2 was going to be the last Nioh.
I'm kind of just glad it's here, honestly.
We should call devices was competitive early Christianity also a mystery call well
it's kind of hard to call a competitor right because no obviously ISIS is an older figure
than Christ, and ISIS had been around for a long time.
And it's very hard to make any kinds of sources about those sorts of things, because they're
all Roman, and a lot of them are looking at cults, right?
So, I think there was also Mithriism, and then there was also another Sun cult that
had appeared at that time around that point, so Mithraic cults.
hard to make definitive sweeping statements about one or the other.
Zoroastrianism is way older actually.
I think Zoroastrianism predates all like by at least like a thousand years before Christianity.
Very old.
I think that's one of the first monotheistic religions as well.
I think I think our astragism is older than that.
Could be wrong.
Uh, specially toast.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I did not, uh, kick down a ladder over there.
Yeah, it's very old.
I think he's messing with me.
I guess I could have walloped up here.
It's the oldest continually practiced religion.
I wonder what what number of Zoroastrians there are in the world.
I also wonder what Iran's policy to uh...
what Iran's policy for uh...
for tolerances or ass-freedomism.
Wow.
You know what deism? I heard a lot of early founders of the United States were deists.
I really know what that is. Well, like monotheism would be... no. I'm actually not sure what
deism exactly means. Is it just two? People in the book and the others have the same
Impartication of other religions, ah.
Means God doesn't interfere in the world, ah.
A powerful but inattentive God.
I haven't.
It's an educational airstream today.
I feel like I'm slowly coming out of some state
of unconsciousness after this morning.
I'm slowly feeling more alive.
Just need more coffee, more coffee and some more calories in me and I'll feel better.
As we're asking them to experience a hardship in a random story where they're kind of left
to do their own thing.
I mean T and a mochi don't know that was pretty good
Okay, thank you.
Good pills, coffee, food.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm sorry, I was fine.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
That's it.
Pills, coffee, food, yeah.
Any pills will do.
We have a local donut place.
I still think about their donuts, dude.
That's some good shit.
Are you more of a fiction or non-fiction reader?
Ah, fiction.
Read more fiction.
I haven't had much time or energy to read recently though.
Do you have a favorite cereal?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb is my favorite cereal.
Honour will mention the Cocoa Puffs.
Fresh Prince, thank you for the 67 months. Really appreciate that.
Dad, thank you for the 69 months.
What's that?
I like Frost in many ways. I never like Frost in many ways. I never like them.
They cart.
Uh, Bass Fader, thank you for the sudden.
Appreciate it, dude.
Uh, there's a lot of, uh, there's a lot of shit here, so I don't know what we're getting
in for.
Uh, let's find out.
Don't ask me about food, what do you mean?
Are you really going to get mad at me about liking Honeycomb?
Like Jesus man, let me live, give me a break, bro.
My seven arms!
Hold out for vengeance!
Lay your cry as you please!
You'll face retribution!
and
and
Oh, that was greedy.
Very greedy.
Throwing a Ronald Reagan shirt to see who I can piss off.
Die in a kid's game.
Holy shit!
I
We haven't done much damage.
Everything's a fucking A.O.E. with you, huh?
and then
Ah, ran out of heals, man.
Ah.
Coffee and drugs like a legend.
Hmm.
Speaking of cereal.
On my cocoa puff right here.
Oh, man. I'm just greedy. Way to greedy.
No, we don't have any head cover right now.
Way to greedy.
Oh
Some of the moves like they never like the charged up triangle on the middle stands
with the no-dachi like it never hits.
Never hit.
Shit literally can't hit.
of
Oh, DJ.
That's a fun fight.
A lot of weird, floopy grabs. It's kind of, I bet you can be like in her face, like a lot more than I was.
Did you?
Did Sephiroth next?
and
head of the power from
the
And uh, let's say probably change out a lot of my ninjutsu and try different stuff too
What is this go to the palace grounds? Where is that Tommy to go?
Oh in there, uh
How do I even get in there dude? Oh
Seek the Aratama. We can go do that one for sure. We didn't finish up here.
All right, let's go there. Okay, there and then go southwest.
Oh, there's been a lot of them. I'm enjoying this.
I think it's a little bit of a slower start.
Probably a slower start to warm new players up to the game a little bit more
Which is ultimately that's probably a pretty wise call
Probably good call in their part
You might start with this one because of that yeah
The funniest thing is that NEO 1 is probably the place to start with playing NEO, but it's also the one that will punch you in the face the most.
I've never met anybody who was interested in the NEO story.
I don't know anybody.
I think the second area was a big step up from the first area in terms of difficulty
Odin loves cheese, thank you, son
Actually, that thank you very much
It appears to me a boldness
And you get a recap of the neo war yeah go on Google
You get a full rundown
Perhaps a clue will present itself.
Who said ASK YOU?
The the fire breath is pretty damn good
That's a dog rules, how's it going man?
I know I was right to leave this little bit's iron. I'm always had I'm also tired
one. Oh my god.
Out of the way.
I thought, come away, Kozak. I shall never forget that thought.
So, I have been struck down, and yet in death have I regained my senses.
That Kagatoki, he lured me to my former lord's grave, and used his foul arts to twist the magic of the eight-kai.
I love the variety and lack of cringe, employing the same ruse that was used on the High Priest.
Matt the Wizard, thank you for the 12 months. Appreciate that.
Thank you, I'm glad you're doing the stream.
Hey, if you guys have any Twitch Prime subs, I'd really appreciate that.
It'd be very sick seven of you if you guys give me your Prime subs.
But thank you so much, Matt the Wizard, I appreciate that.
You have my utmost my fury and resentment come to the east and
Recession indicator
Lord Takachi allow me to thank you once again
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Okay.
Lord.
Alright.
Police, it's him right here.
A Mary 6-7 Saturday to you.
Uh, danger-tator, thank you for the 93-months, really, bruiser, though.
Ahhhh, Morty, thank you for the sub. Appreciate you, thank you Morty.
It looks to me like you have some exceptional abilities after all.
The strange creature in the sky may have lured the yoke my fight.
It is said, the painted dragon appears so realistic, it leaps out toward the beholder.
To think, I would see the same.
Toji Temple stands south of the capital. It's five-story Pagoda shall guide you.
Alright.
Have you-
Alexa, how do I unsubscribe from Barber's King?
Um, okay, so we're going back down here.
How do you do fellow teenagers?
There's something around here we're looking for me seeks
Is that a viewer? Did I just kill a viewer's revenant right here?
I know me, Sikhs.
We're eating the bull cereal.
There we go, thank you for the 30 months.
The Genman they rematch
I'm really getting sick of these Caffidemon guys, I don't know why there's so many of
Really? That's like my least favorite enemy in the game right now.
This guy is here.
of
Wow man, the fuck!
That was quick as fuck
Aw
Bro
I feel like it's saying something that I would rather fight the wheel monk than the fucking captain even
Oh
Stop
I didn't realize that was a grab.
Oh
He's speeding up the fuck
I'm sorry, I thought his stamina was gone!
Wait, it's like the stagger means nothing, your stamina is gone!
What a fucking lie!
Bro, this enemy is the worst.
I fucking despise this good enemy.
Why are they so tanky now?
Oh, that was hard job.
Think of the bits.
Alright, I'm feeling kind of like shit for the day, but I'll be alright.
every time man there we go jayson oh fuck you
I feel like the up and down cadence track, I mean all the Neo games gonna have the same
soundtrack.
What's up Pukintins?
How are you?
What's up, Pukintins, how are you?
That's Zangief's cousin.
Every boss has had a Mondo health burn.
It might be like I just suck.
Like maybe God, like it's really hurting my eyes right now.
Maybe I'm weak or something, I don't know.
Jesus
Speak with the man
And yokai horde a picture scroll
Now we got another ninja point, okay, and a smithing tax for a new item
So, if we're trying to get into the palace grounds, I guess I'm gonna try to go north from here?
Let's try to go west and north a little bit.
Oh, wait.
Aha.
I can't pray because of those stupid fucking crabs, man.
Man, fuck off already.
Make an offering.
We'll start screen soon for Elden Ring.
Oh, now we can break.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm having a lot of fun.
I'm really enjoying this.
Very fun.
I guess we can go level up as well.
Let's go do that.
Oh, let's see where this shrine goes.
There we go.
It's a backwards crab.
Grab some more, uh, Constitution.
Uh, so we're trying to go... north, is the plan.
Is that the only old mage's full cover? What in the world are they doing here?
Ah, no more samurai. Might you lend me your aid? I fear that a box most precious to me has been taken by a warrior.
They should be in a large house atop a cliff west of here.
a new mission mystery of ragamon search for the ferocious warriors over here
major egg a thing this up appreciate you so can I go this way now I think you're
I'll see how terrible his talisman's principal talisman's principal was fine
Wasn't that bad I thank you Lord Takachi
Now we can approach the palace if my brother is here
The spiritry may be in danger. Do you enter the crucible and stop him?
No boy
Enter the crucible, let's do it.
Heh heh heh, I love and love him battlebrothers, the fuck that game.
No, Shizuka would never allow him to do this, which means Takachiya make haste Shizuka is
in grave danger.
Wee!
Attack boss 2.
What am I eating a bowl of Cocoa Bones?
Hey, it's Reem Jojo!
Oh, thank you, the sub.
Why is he coming on, man?
What does so much in battle royale is already up to the Cleveland Browns?
Are you drinking the milk?
Yeah, I drank the milk.
Of course, I drink the cereal milk.
How would you not drinking the cereal milk is like that's the energy of like mom
Can you cut the crust off of my bread? It's like what's the matter with you bro?
I
Leave the jelly of my PB and J not liking jelly is totally fine fucking jelly is gross dude. You kidding me
Hate jelly disgusting
I don't like that shit.
It's disgusting.
I view it the same way people eat that kind of shit.
I view it the same way people have like fucking sweet tea and it's like pure sugar water.
It's like, whoa.
I don't know how people do it.
I was wondering if this enemy was ever going to do anything.
I do think that something is a miss in the enemy AI in this game.
There's been jelly and jam.
I'm talking about in the context of a PV and J. I know people have like jam on post
or whatever.
I don't think I would like that shoot either.
I'm aware of the losing difference.
Bro!
Man, I'm getting fucking shot. God knows where. I got two of these fuckers flying around.
Who traumatized you to the child?
I just don't like, I don't like feeding Jett, I don't like jelly, it's too sweet.
Wow cool now can I attack Jesus fuck
I'm gonna interrupt your attacks like six times
Holy shit, god damn man.
What about Marmalade?
I've never had Marmalade.
I
Was up on where are you
To them you don't you don't own your own clubs
My golfing
You want golf clubs like Thrift Store and like garage sales?
You can get some pretty decent clubs doing that, right?
What the fuck?
Give that!
Oh my god, dude.
Fucking holy shit.
I gotta hate the fucking bugs.
I'm pretty excited for whatever Grounded 2 is going to be done.
of
I feel like I'm tickling these enemies right now, dude.
Oh
Oh
Do they need new game now games that come out early that's just ruin the excitement for the game a bit um, I don't think so
Maybe for some people, but no.
I think that arguably, if you have a new game, you're like, we have a new game and you release
it and it's good on release and like it's already got all that play testing and nobody
seen it before I think that's gonna generate a level of excitement then our game has been
in early access for like a year and a half I think that's gonna generate more excitement
I think that's fair.
Does it ruin it?
I don't know if it ruins it, but...
Oh, these fucking rabs man.
I can't even- I do these enemies I can't even see them.
They're so hard to even see
Would you stop grabbing me bro
I think there's a fair number of games that, like, not only, like, are they good, but they're
considered some of the best games, like, modern games.
People adore these games.
And they either went through like extensive reworks or like a holy fuck amount of early
access just for people to like get a handle on them.
And I feel like if you ask the devs like, was early access necessary, they'd probably be
like yes absolutely we needed that, it made the game in a better state, blah blah blah.
So I guess it is kind of annoying to think that like you could be paying people to do
this and you can do this yourself but you're crowdsourcing and you also make people pay for it
which is kind of like you know that's kind of irritating I guess
but I guess it's just that's just how the that's just how it's made nowadays huh
well I would say that's like you know you've got the the people who are like you know draw like
you know making the art for the game and people who have the concepts of the game and coding the game
I think that playtesting and improving it is a part of it. I think that those people are just as
just as much a part of the creation process. It has been too long Yoshitsune. We are alone.
Show no restraint. Ruthless as ever. Under the guise of justice you lay waste to the capital,
No pity humans against demons!
To rule, one must approve their might.
I merely set the stage!
You slow innocent people, in order to bring about peace!
You let confection as you'll taste the smell of the small rangers on it, but I won't be swaying.
I'm the typical Neo melodrama.
Do your drudgery one last favor.
I'll throw it in the crucible!
They call him the Screamer!
Okay.
Does that mean he's gonna be the boss kind of up here, huh?
I really couldn't even get back to where the developers find to in the games by themselves.
Well, I guess it's a community feedback and I mean we are involved in the process of play
testing like I don't know where that line is but that's a but it's pretty blurry line
I think
Yeah, what am I doing? Oh break
Yeah, I haven't needed to do it, but I filled up my inventory with 2,000 items
So I sold I just got rid of it all yesterday
My inventory was completely full.
much shit what the stuff in this game I mean that's you that's just the way
Neo has always been there oh they're all like that at least now the game has
like filters and stuff so
this um this weapon will be better than mine
I'm going to quit that.
Ah, Bomba Gaming! Thank you so much, man. Appreciate the rain.
Piece of luck.
Hope she was good. Thanks very much Bob. How's it going, man?
Uh, Kai's Vice General Treasure Sensor.
What was uh, what was he streaming?
I guess the other is been a lot of fun so far
Damage dealt with deflect if I put this on
I'll put that instead though
Ornation scout tournament gotcha
more bastards
What?
Um, hello?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Every damn enemy in this game has a god damn ground attack.
I think they've ninja perfected their design model for Nioh, these are his room for improvement.
I think there's room for improvement on like almost, you know, on almost every game I have
to play.
Including Nioh for sure.
I want to say that this one feels a bit more experimental with the open world style.
You know, like they're trying to push Nioh in a slightly different direction, which
I think it's fine
You like the new direction this one's hoping to be a very re-think so you're really liking it.
I'm really having a fun time with this one too.
I don't know, I'll have to see how the rest of the game goes.
How big is this game going to get?
You know how many different maps are there going to be?
Shenmue is perfection, oh god.
Alrighty
Man
Don't grab attack this time
Please send me the original unlike the 20th ninja souls like I feel like you should you
should be made to play Shenmue after that comment it should be your punishment but that's
Just punishment enough I think.
Nice. That's a bit harsh even for you. I think any praise of Shenmue would evaporate as soon
as you actually start playing Shenmue. And within like, within like two hours you'd be
Oh my god. What have I done?
I did like Star Trekker, but there's some things about Star Trekker that I found were annoying.
I don't like the direction they took Star Trekker in.
I did like the game though.
Really cool concept for a game and like the way they executed it, I just didn't enjoy it.
The American Trucker game during the 24 hour stream is the hardest I've ever laughed in
the barge train.
Imagine if you got a Dreamcast for Christmas and your mom comes back with Crazy, do you
want crazy actually comes back with Shenmue giving your kids Shenmue is a
good way to make them want to go out and get a job because first of all they're
not gonna want to play video games anymore second they're gonna want they're
gonna want money so they don't have to play Shenmue anymore so if they need
money they're gonna go have to go get a job
Get away to get your kids out of the house.
It's because they want to buy the next Shenmue.
What's going to happen to Long D, bro?
Shenmue cured my depression?
I think Shenmue would induce your depression.
Wouldn't cure it.
You're gonna fix this.
Ah.
Ah, do I have any titles here?
Sure, that one.
Sure, that one.
Uh, not too much.
Increase my Ammu magic.
I've got, uh, let's say, Amrita Urn.
Sure.
That one?
Sure.
That one? Sure.
These are the ones I'm ready to earn while in the crucible.
I don't have that many crucible weapons. I guess I'll just go with this one.
You, Suzuki, expect you to find out about Landy in game 16?
It's like nuts. It's like nuts that that was his plan for the game. Like honestly crazy
I've been dropping
A level up familiarity bonus there sure, okay
Who might face the final solo to Banjo I doubt he'd want to play the last one of Shenmue?
Yeah, you know, of all the things I'm looking to play right now, Shenmue 3 would not be
one of them.
You saw a Jesus simulator
Well, if you played Jesus simulator you got to check it out man
Constitution
Well, I really I guess I'm only gaining what am I getting 24 HP from this not all that impressive
Hang on I'll be right back guys one sec
All right, how's your guys Saturday going yes, it's either the Super Bowl or the Olympics or neither
Shenmue prep oh
Oh, man.
I wonder if there's ever going to be another...
How successful is Shenmue 3?
Is there going to be another one?
I'm assuming Shenmue 3...
I'm kind of assuming that it doesn't wrap up the story.
So it probably leaves on another kind of cliffhanger, because that's what those games
do.
I wonder if there will ever be another one.
Bro, these guys are constantly shooting at the ice, man.
Fuck ice.
Ah!
of the winter olympics just started
yeah Katie had on the opening ceremony
And I think both me and my daughter were watching it like...
You know, I call, I don't know, maybe, maybe this might be...
Call me out on this, it's fine, I'll accept it.
Can't we just begin with like, I don't know...
The athletes.
Like, do we need interpretive dance?
I don't think there's every time in my life where I'm like,
you know what I really need right now is I need to see an interpretive dance.
I've never once had that call.
They must we have an interpretive dance to celebrate the Olympics
It looks cool
Breakdancing is Olympic sports now. No, I think Reagan killed that forever.
No. I think Australia killed Olympic breakdancing forever.
Honestly, I don't see why breakdancing can't be an Olympic sport when you've got like gymnastics and shit.
It's legitimately like impressive to see it. I don't see why not.
It's so subjective though, but are there not like other things and there's a lot of things in the Olympics that are subjective?
Are they not?
I don't think it is, no.
Who's going to say the fattest country of all?
Why don't we have the best sumo?
Because sumo isn't about being fat, like at all.
It's like a legitimate real sport with real skill.
They're like real athletes. They're not just like,
hey, we found some fat slobs on the road. Let's, let's throw them in the ring.
Well, why did I, why did I do that so, like, sensually? What was that about?
That's weird.
No no guys I was just pretending to be stupid yeah I was on that.
I was just testing you.
It was a test and you all failed, bro
Uh, someone who tends to be stupid a lot, I deserve when people don't believe me.
of
Straight up.
Right, bro.
Alright.
This is a lack of rules that make, like, way rules make being larger an advantage, though.
I mean, being the bigger sumo doesn't necessarily mean that person wins at all.
Doesn't mean that even at all.
I am excited for Resident Evil Workman.
Very excited.
Ah!
You shitsune!
Oh! Abandon your humanity, have you?
I will stop him. No matter the cost!
My force, then allow me to respond in kind!
Hyaaaaaaah!
The moon?
Your chit-sa-na is on the way.
If you intend to repeat justice!
He's struck by this darkness and sent her to the wind!
Frost fades with the leader of the clan!
Let's go!
Oh, every time, except for that I'm like, oh, let me fall out of the fire.
Every time, shit falls apart.
I don't know if I can poison him.
Uh, Kev and Dee, thank you very much.
How do they look at, uh, let's see here real quick.
So if we can't poison them we're gonna need something else.
I wonder how good the Reckonson is?
Storm Kudai.
Probably can set him on fire.
Yeah, probably. Probably just stick with more fire, honestly, right?
Aw, thanks so much, Kev and Di. I really appreciate the sub. Thank you, sir.
Hey, happy, uh, happy Saturday.
Dragon.
I'm running out of stamina a lot.
Is this harder than number two?
I would say so far that this has been easier than Neo1 or 2.
But it seems like it has gotten harder as we've gone, so...
jeez man asshole are you at the end game I don't think so
Birdman ain't playing, no he's not.
I already get these counters sometimes, but you don't know like you see it.
I guess that's the benefit of like, the strike.
As opposed to doing this, like this requires some timing, but the other one doesn't, so
Maybe I should save my gauge for that.
Oh
Okay
That's your best effort to find out a fool.
Jesus Christ, man. Motherfucker. I don't know about this guy.
Oh, it is a parry timing?
Parrying is not like crazy hard.
Doing the little twirl parry thing where you do this and you do that though.
That can be trickier than it looks sometimes.
Sometimes it depends on the attack.
Yeah.
This is for you!
This is the end of the game.
And this is the end of the game.
With my cards!
Oh, wow, I thought I was doing good for a second.
Hmm, that one.
So I took like a shitload of the crucible banners and I like I couldn't heal anymore man
Jesus
Rough dude
Break dance fighting with three swords. Yeah
I'm netletting niggas them
Let's go!
of
the
death of
the
death of
I'll take this blade, but not get enough!
When you do the fire breath, you can't dodge anymore.
Once you do the fire breath, you're like stuck.
That's my fault.
should not do that
I'm not having to deal for like five seconds.
So much fucking so much getting hit there man. Ah
No fire bruh yeah fire bruhs rough you used to recognize fulfilled a jump our suit videos and I blame you for this
It's like never your turn.
I don't like-
I don't like Mido right about now.
Ah, Sink, thank you for the sub.
Thank you for the 65 months.
Mother, I was in the middle of a fucking dodge!
I'm in the middle of a fucking dodge? What do you mean I got head?
You didn't literally see me doing the animation of dodging.
What fucking universe do we live in where that's not a fucking dodge?
I don't understand how that's not... I'm doing this, but it's not enough.
God, I'm stupid ass, motherfucking Neo.
Fuckin' ninja bullshit. Bro, you know what the ninja form is for me? The get me killed form.
Every time I'm like, let me try out the ninja form to try to get some poison or try to get this,
it is the fucking get me killed form.
That's what that shit is.
I
Mean I have I cannot dodge anything
Oh, they're ready for the other one.
Uh, Angry19, they've been there for 46 months, really appreciate that.
The ninja form is the Get Me Killed form is what it is.
I gave you 19
Now they come to you with my call!
What? Okay! We're living in fucking moody doom's land!
Bop!
Bop!
Motherfucker man, asshole.
It's Japanese Dracula.
It seems you are stronger.
I must improve.
Bosses game look really cool.
My earliest memories are laden with death.
I couldn't say this taunt is much longer than don't play the lies of PDLC.
DicToc Romeo's on the clock.
Uh, Buckstories! Thank you, Xem. Appreciate it, dude.
Big Meat! Thank you for the 40 months. Really appreciate that. Thank you, Big Meat.
Nice face, thank you.
know the fury of the Innocence.
Long line of the Arby's drive-thru.
Thank you for the 59 months.
Really appreciate that.
My colors cannot be impeded, just it's a thing.
the same tactics again, and I will have your head.
The spirit's ready.
My character is the ugliest character in the entire NEO series.
This is all we need. Life. And hope. Live on.
Accompanied by O, via Spirit Division, you learn the skill Artifact Tenacity.
Destroy the Crucial Knights within minimum to know yours or mine.
I don't know.
Even I can understand how I've brought about three- I shall remain in the shadow.
Even I have brought about-
Alright, break this shit!
Remember what you reminded me of Tangle's face?
This cool boss fight, he was also a motherfucker, but it was cool boss fight.
Honestly, when the boss fights piss me off and are like a little frustrating, that's like perfect.
That's like what I want you should beat them up comes even
You wish to proceed uh yeah we can always come back very well
Yeah, like neo without the frustration is like who cares you want the frustration
please
Give it life before you go
Yes. We're your own hands.
Is that Ron Donglin?
The light of hope can continue to shine.
Lord Tachyro, you have my gratitude.
The truth lies beyond the left, days upon it with your own eyes.
Oh
Do not
Oh, so we are, are we even farther back in time now?
I've been having fun so far. I'm having a good time.
She and Neo2? Not that I remember, no. But I don't recall. I think I only applied the
Neo2 DLC once.
247? Wow, man.
It was really far back.
So it turns out throughout history Japan has always Japan just always sucks
apparently it is always fucking monsters and shit no matter what damn why
do people live here bro
Looking past apparently. Jesus man.
What?
Oh
Crush a thank you for the nine months. I really appreciate that thank you, dude
someone like herocone who has no respect for the spirit
truth
oh hey it's these fucking statue guys from neo
All right, or even the cap are fucked up. Yeah. Alright, so we've been using this this
one that we just get a new a new odachi the slayers odachi. Oh, play some some devil
may cry shit or something going on here. Avenue Katana. I thought that said bread cutter.
I will use the bread cutter.
I think you're crotcheted. Appreciate it, man.
I have like so many points. Hang on.
I have 22 samurai points and 27 ninja points.
I'm just gonna buy stuff.
Blue moon.
Um...
What does it say attack plus one? Are those just like a raw...
Just like straight up like raw, you do more damage now.
I think it is, yeah, it's hard to tell.
Um, these are all my ninja points, such as if you have to do the explosion and you step
on them or after a set period of time, scattering pollutants.
Ooh, so is that one that can, um, poison this powder?
Okay, the Poisonous Powder could be pretty good.
Uh, I feel like I've mostly used Ninja Sword.
Is there even anything here to even grab with a Ninja Sword?
Well, look, the game is giving me such a crazy amount of stuff.
Um...
I have all these points I'm going to deal with.
What's up, Yel-Nats?
How's it going?
I've been enjoying Nioh 3.
I've never been having a fun time.
I think you can respect all this anyway, so I'm not going to be too shy about it.
I think the game is going to get more annoying because you have so much stuff to do what
What do you mean?
Which one makes you unable to dodge?
Which move makes you unable to dodge?
Blue moon is too sweet for...
I don't know.
I never drink blue moon.
I think.
Is Blue Moon what people get with like an orange slice or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, that is a really big slug.
The Dark Souls 2 all over again.
I'm going to avoid the super giant slug for the time being.
So where are we going to discover where the spirit stones come from?
Like when is this going to happen I wonder.
Neo Origins.
Okay, yeah, the bugs are a little annoying.
Yep.
Good, it's gracious.
Ah, let's go get life strength, sure.
How can you beat that which makes like slugs?
Nioh gives you Korean MMO lives.
Jesus fucking Christ man, how many times I gotta hit this guy?
boss enemy yeah I want to kill the big slug
of
the
Yeah
Does that do abuse, confusion? That's all you gotta do, man
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
There we go.
You just set a rock on fire?
Exactly.
Thanks again for the stream's buff, Chief.
Hey, Fern.
Thanks so much for the sub.
I appreciate that, thank you for the 46 months.
Oh, hey Barb, just packed up my U-Haul.
You're able to come out of Toronto to help unload.
Share it for the right price.
Make me an offer.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh let's see, all of this stuff puts me really high in the wakeless.
I've leveled up stamina a lot too, man.
I put a lot in the stamina.
I get one more of the God of War looks down that would be great
What else is the God of War looks down
hang on that's uh we need the tatanashi helmet or quirus it is very heavy
fog it let's try it
that's super heavy weight
A few loonies? Why are you such a Samur-Rae-Rae?
Uh, what is the- hang on, one more thing.
What is the last thing? The last thing is decreases
uh, less damage. I mean bro, I mean at this point I may as well just wear the
whole fucking set, right?
Uh, alright.
That is where the whole damn set.
He's just like God of War in another game.
You're gonna watch Super Bowl? Probably not.
The Ki-Eye move, this move with the sword is like actually a really dangerous move.
It doesn't look dangerous, but that one's a really dangerous one.
Super bowling sounds more exciting.
It's in 4k this year.
Yeah, this time on the east coast is gonna start up like really late too, isn't it?
What time does Super Bowl start east coast time?
Is it gonna start like nine, like eight or nine or something?
No, right?
Oh yeah, close.
I wasn't far off, damn.
Aw yeah, close, I wasn't far off, damn.
Please, forgive me for failing in my protection, I know you will grim piss me off.
Hello, Barb and Chats.
Ah, yinj, thank you for the 26 months, really appreciate that.
You know, Neo paints a very grim picture of Japanese history where it's like pretty much
the entire time they're all tortured by demons and begging for peace from the beginning
of the beginning of their civilization.
Kind of grim.
It's a long game though, more commercials, longer halftime, yeah, I'm probably not gonna
watch.
I would like to catch up on sleep.
The, uh, the Mujinar is still around.
The mean streets of Japan, let me try to get the fuck out of the bar ahead of time.
The first map in the game, like the very first area you're in, is pretty mild.
I'd even go so far as say it's like it's pretty damn easy overall, like you do a lot
of damage the enemies don't like you know it's pretty forgiving the spirit tree the crucible
consumes it as we speak Takachiya make haste the second area is a step up in difficulty
for sure. Definitely a step up.
Japan uses CE dates. CE is the reason why a number of historians will use CE is
that it's a little silly to say AD, which is you know, Anodomni the year of our
Lord, right? Especially for civilizations that like, you know, like
didn't have any knowledge or any relevance whatsoever. So CE is often used as like a
substitute for that for common era is what CE stands for that's that's why it's
used. I wonder if like I guess it could also be makes I don't know what year is
it in the Chinese calendar? It's like theoretically that could also make sense.
I don't think Japan uses the Chinese calendar though, like at all.
I think only China uses the Chinese calendar.
If you think about it, if you go back in time to the 1100, you fire a gun, they'd be like,
what the fuck is that?
Now we're back here and we're firing these like crazy bows, they would also be, what
the fuck is that?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, schools well sometimes teach CE, right?
um
Oh, yeah, I don't know numerically what year, uh, oh, God, I got these guys are back.
I don't know numerically what year it is in the Chinese calendar.
There's also the Hebrew calendar. There's a Muslim calendar.
Your 4,724 is the beginning of the Chinese calendar the founding of like what is it the
Shang Dynasty or something is that where it begins out of a call?
I went to a Catholic High School 20 years ago. That's the first time you see issues a good teacher
So, that's maybe the farthest back in time they've gone in Nio.
I don't remember how far back you go in Neo 2 DLC.
Do not recall.
Let's see.
Uh, as long as I saw the weakest part of Neo as a series, no.
No, I don't know what the weakest part of NEO is.
I don't think the level design is like white years better than the original, like the previous NEO games.
If anything, it's like they took NEO levels and kind of stitched them together into a world.
And I don't know if it really feels like a world so much as it feels like a big level, if that makes sense.
Um
It's a recycled enemy as well than the you know every Neo game they've made there's
like more and more enemies I'm sure we're going to see even more before too long.
He's broken into a dude's house to start a fighting.
The story is the weakest part.
The story is a car crash.
Yeah, the story is pretty bad.
If only I were stronger.
I think Albin Ring's open world is a bit more convincing than Neo's open world.
Some wonderful prey has wandered in.
Kusumagi!
Hallelujah!
Let us begin, you son of a...
I see him, you know.
And shoot me with laser beams?
I am not in it. I am not in the dark radius.
A futile struggle.
As long as the power of the thunder is on mine, you cannot win.
I don't know what I'm doing bro, like, oh man should I just focus on him or should I
go for her?
I don't know.
Oh man, I know like I'm distracted going between one and the other
Again, I don't I really lack the stamina compared to when I didn't have all this armor on but let's see
Wiped out the ninja and died.
out the ninja and died. OMCL, thank you very much. I really appreciate that.
Check out the ninja and die, it's what I get for it.
I'm trying to cast this yet? No, I haven't.
I
I am going to kill you.
Damn.
Geez.
Annoying fight.
Is that how Kestis is pronounced? Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, there's no like, soft C in Latin.
So there's no like, suh sound. It's a keh.
Yeah, Kestis.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude.
I had a hard time telling what I'm doing in this game, but...
You
What the fuck
With that shit
Oh my god fly in the sky above me a machine gun me with fucking bullshit Wow man
Bro, she is so annoying.
I
Any time you want to stop.
I can't get away.
So we're gonna get the killer for story reasons I guess.
Now she's our friend.
How can I refuse this handsome man?
How is three so far I respect your opinion?
I'm having a lot of fun with three.
The beginning of the game was kind of like really easy, a little resident sleeper, but
It's gotten better sometimes so.
I would say the beginning is definitely easier than the first couple of games.
It's been like a little bit easier.
Then transformed into this sinister
Crucianite
It's destructive power went unchecked and the embodiment of destruction
Murakuma was released
The balance between destruction and rest yeah, no worries man. It's been a lot of fun would not last much longer
I think there's always things that could be a little bit better, maybe this thing wasn't
entirely successful, but overall I'm having fun.
Is it a cousin to Unumtanion?
If not for you, I'd have forgotten who I am.
I am Heenika.
On my honor as Queen, I shall defeat the traits of Hedakor.
Yeah, NEO 1 is fucking mean, it really is.
I tried NEO 1 like 4 times, couldn't get into it, stopped to that ball and chain boss, that's the first boss.
It's, uh, you know, it's not a game for everybody, that's why whenever I recommend, um...
Whenever I recommend NEO to people, I usually tell people to wait for a sale and like, you know...
Cause it's really, it's not for everybody.
Japanese kings were once men, and this brought with it long, bitter conflicts over the throne.
Let's decide to make a woman king instead. Her name was Himiko.
The queen found her prince charming.
Uh, do I have any, uh, I'm using beard cutter.
Anything new here?
Slayer's Odachi is what I'm using.
Yeah, that's the way I think new here.
I probably have some new armor and stuff, too.
You who traveled Cusinagi and hold the guiding mirror, I believe what you have told me.
Let us defeat Hilical together.
Alright, now we're all friends, huh?
Take your way to the Spirit Tree.
Now that's a level up.
I wonder how big this map is going to be.
Oh, so we're here and we're going that way.
a Yamatai sword can you sell items yeah last night I sacrificed 2,000 items
last night and you definitely can
Take that bow instead.
Oh, damn.
But the spirit tree is small.
The spirit cells were supposed to help us with the war.
But this...
Was why the tunnel ventures.
I don't know what these guys being so tanky.
are you underpowered now so those enemies are weird like you're supposed to
attack them from behind right like if they take more damage but it seems like
I'm not consistently getting the bonus damage against them so it's a little
a little unusual.
Lord Megs, thank you for the dub.
Thank you for the 23 monster. I really appreciate that.
Move.
No power source. Oh, is this gonna be like an elevator or something?
It should let us cross over to the other side of that issue. But it won't move.
It seems it has lost its power source.
I have a summon. The game periodically gives you NPCs. There's like nothing you can really
do about it. Um, it is what it is. It doesn't- I don't think it like seriously mitigates the
difficulty of the game.
I summon the big nog.
I want to play this game, can you remove the damage members?
Yes, you can actually. Yeah, it's an option. It's under is it under display or visuals?
It's in one of these display blood dismemberment effects. I
Don't know where it is. It is here some I know for a fact you can turn them off though. I forget where though
Why the members need to do the overhead charge of dodging?
They were off by default.
How does this walking in this shit hurt me?
How many hours that am I?
I am, I can tell you.
9 20 hours and then
Was another six hours in the demo so 20 like 25 26 hours in
Guys beer back once I guess
Really, my daughter said something she's never said before.
She said, uh, me, Miss Dada, oh, melts your heart.
Is there a sense of getting stronger?
Enemy team tank, you remember Gettler and Reiner feeling very bad unless you never
felt stronger as you progressed?
I mean, that's like all you're just describing all of Neo and like a lot of games, dude.
If I go back to like the first area in the game, I can fucking destroy stuff if I want
to.
I'm just describing like the game.
Neo is not a game where it's like a power fantasy, like you're so strong, man, I'm
killing everything. Neo is all you think you're feeling good, you're feeling pretty strong
now. Here's the next big punch in the balls that you weren't ready for.
I think it's a much henderous gamer for the 56 months of Reliever's Nut.
Did your girls cry a lot when they first brought them home?
I mean, babies cry, yeah.
Yeah, they cried.
When we first brought them in the house, they were like asleep in their car seats.
And they were little little babies.
When we put them down and let the cat sniff them, and the cats are like, what the fuck is this?
How is this shit?
There are definitely some lords of Neo who like, they are really good at the game.
like they're really really good at the game. You guys are see the meme of you know
one hour playing and the guy steps on the rake and the guy hits himself in the
face right and then the next one says like 500 hours playing and the guy does
a kickflip off the rake down the stairs and then lands on the lands on the rake
and it still hits him in the face I feel like that's Neo. Neo is kind of
like that and yes that there are definitely some people who are like
insanely good in the air
That's every heart game see the insane grist of greats are usually doing monster hunter
games.
Dude watch this monster hunt, that's this great sword user monster hunter, he's got a really
whole triangle.
He's got a whole triangle like nobody's ever business right here dude, check it out.
I feel like a true greatsword, man. What are you?
Oh, I think I know what you are.
Oh, no, it's California Ranger, never mind.
Uh, Dachion, thank you for the 24 months, really appreciate that.
There's people, there's people who are good at Neo, for sure.
I think the thing that makes you like pretty decent in NEO to start with is you start to understand the ambushes and like
the way the levels are made it's like yeah that's gonna be an ambush.
Ow.
interesting so I guess there's no way to turn that off and these are like keys sort of
isn't barb a bit of a neo god no I haven't played that like all in all
No, I haven't played that much, Neo.
I'm okay.
I'm okay, it's old flakes.
I'm alright.
I think I'm alright at almost every game, except Dr. Mariam.
I chose to be an Elden Lord, you can't be both.
Even console level 1 is alright, I guess I'm trash.
Maybe I've just been conditioned to have low video game self-esteem from chat.
You beat Sekiro, boss without dying and all memories and beads. Yeah, well this guy did a blindfolded.
Yeah, that's pretty good, I guess, but you guys know this guy did a blindfolded do? Not that good.
What was the streamer who did no hit souls runs? Oh, there's a lot of streamers who do no hit souls runs.
Slayers, Udachi, Yamato, Udachi.
The happy hob is done like many of the games consecutively without taking a hit.
V-Swed is doing...
V-Swed is in the process of doing all Elden Ring bosses no hit.
all that like that runs a bit weird so that's a strange one
yeah bloodborne right it's interesting around but something a bit strange
He's on break. He's taking a break from it. It seems grueling and like one tiny mistake,
you know, that's pretty wild.
Are there Neo randomizers? They may be. I don't know. I don't know.
Neo is not something I stream all that often.
I'm not sure a Neo randomizer would be worth it.
Yeah, there are even no hit speedruns, yeah.
No hits kind of got a whole life of its own honestly.
Who was the first person to do Dark Souls?
Like I'm assuming it was either Dark Souls or Demon's Souls, but no hit.
Who was the first person to do that?
it was ham so this elevator should now work
Bob, wake up Neo you've got to. Hell, wait, this is Neo my bat.
Oh yeah, I mean not to mention you got people who've done like gimmick runs, like I'll play Dark Souls with a fuckin' banana controller and like all kinds of shit like that too, so.
I don't really, that stuff I'm not really, I don't really care much for that stuff, honestly.
Mosk is a gaming fraud, you know, of all the things I know about him, that's like the
thing that bothers me the least, but you know, alright, I guess.
won't use me
there's something behind me
Oh yeah, that's the thing.
Firebombs doing work. Firebombs and base Neo are like just regular Neo are so good. That
was one thing I kept trying to tell V-Swip when he was playing, but he was like, no,
I'm gonna beat the game with 900 samurai and ninja points
Bombs are really good
You got me in the fire bombs. Yeah, there's a the fire bombs are good
The poison stuff is really good, cow traps and like burden talismans like there's so
many there's so many tools to mess with in the game honestly.
If I kill the Blood Edge Demon I've killed multiple Blood Edge demons yeah.
I haven't seen one for a while.
Yeah, Sloth and Neo1, if you like Sloth and Electrify and enemy it's kind of crazy how
Slow they go
I'll just give her to Blacksmith Wukong, uh, very different.
Black Mids Luke Kong feels more like oh wow fuck you man uh I said Black Mids Luke Kong
feels more like um like out of war four looks like you know like a limited amount like
there's a lot of armor sets but there's not that many but you can mess a different
Yeah, the Neo
No other souls like I go in this kind of similar to Kazan now it is. Kazan has a lot of armor sets
But Neo has even way more than Kazan too because Kazan only have what was it three weapon types?
So, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I think of it like a souls like
Meets like Diablo almost like look at how many swords I have like I've got
These are all my weapons I'm carrying and like you can just choose to ignore this if you want you can like sell everything and just level up with it
That's fine, but yeah, these are all the different things I have right now. That's just weapons let alone armor
You're not a fan of that system? I think it's kind of a neat twist, you know? I like it.
I don't know, I think it's fine to prefer, like, in a Dark Souls. Like, I like that,
I like that in the Souls game, you know, your armor choices and things all matter
in your weapon choice, but there's also a lot of really boring items and equipment
in the Souls games that like basically do nothing in this fashion and it's kind of
cool when there's like you know set bonuses and different builds you can
try like I like that too honestly
to be honest I don't really give a fuck what my character looks like in the
Elden Ring I kind of just want like status effects or whatever
I think it's a neat twist it's fine if you prefer one or the other
obviously but there's some there's some mods of Elden Ring and Dark Souls that do
that like you know when we're not talking like every time you jump attack
you summon the Thunderstorm that does a million damage like just little small
bonuses that are like fun to play with you know it's like little things
I kind of wish everything in Elden Ring had some kind of minor effect.
It would make everything a lot more interesting.
I still love Elden Ring, honestly.
a one-weapon per boss run because of me.
Um, one weapon per boss is really fun in Elden Ring. It's a very fun way to play the game.
Man, I can't believe where my last raid room was on my last randomizer.
I'm still shook from that.
I'm surprised how little I need to upgrade the weapons.
Oh yeah, I mean you don't need to max anything out.
If anything, like if you're talking about maxing out weapons for Elden Ring, like maybe max something out for Melania and like, that's a, like everything else you can go plus 9, that's fine.
Or plus 24 or whatever.
Or you can start cheating the system and you're like I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill this tree
guy with just the with just a torch because that counts why not I'm also a big fan of
beating bosses to death with a shield. Big fan of that.
What are your great runes? Well, great runes is 5th or 6th death row bro. I don't know how bad you think you had your great rune.
room is nowhere near as bad as mine was man. That one was nuts.
My great room on the last randomizer I did was in the DLC, it was in the Shadow of the
retreat you had to get the finger whistle because the and the finger whistle was
also in like a fucked up cave like I didn't even know about like the finger
whistle you had to visit the finger ruins and you had to go back and chase
your tail and do all that other bullshit then you had to go underground do all the
quest and then it was like on the way to the mother of fingers and like the
The logic chain was even more fucked. It was just like on the ground there.
Yeah, yeah.
It was right outside Meta, yeah. And like...
The logic chain to get that shit was like, holy fucking bullshit.
right because we also we also needed the gesture it was the old mother gesture
right forgot about that you also we also needed that
Yeah, yeah, and that, the mat, uh, that was on a random item in the Forest of Madness.
Like I didn't even know there was an item there at all.
Yeah, it was pretty dumb.
all of the randomizer, yeah, not for the faint of heart on that one
Oh, sure.
Noise! Effects! Noise! Particle effects!
The sick odachi
So they need to be other randomizer no items with that one around on YouTube
Earthquake
Earthquake
Earthquake
Earthquake
We don't have this battery for this one.
Oh, no, that's not it.
I did?
I ran by a battery, I mean, in my defense,
There was so much shit around me
I'm going to get out of the way.
Tell me the edge of the lake.
What are you doing?
Baving, now is not the time for a leisurely soak.
I do appreciate your help, but time is a lesson.
Is there like a round here somewhere?
Oh, I got it.
Nice thong, thank you.
This character has a trampstab, you know it dude.
Hell yeah.
We're all young. We often snuck into the temple.
How unlovable this just holds.
We'd use this entrance as foot holds, and climb onto the branches of the spirit tree.
And the girl will surely be that, at the end of this path.
That's kind of song that Cisco is saying about.
Oh, we got a boss over here too?
Okay, I kind of wanted to finish going back upstairs though, because I think we missed something there.
Alright, I'm gonna go back up real quick.
That's why I first read it as bread cutter as well.
How am I liking this?
I am enjoying this game.
It's been a lot of fun.
I don't know how I feel about it compared to NEO 2.
I think we'll see what this game's got, you know, how much is left and what's going on.
I will say that Neo 2 is really hard to beat.
Really tough to beat Neo 2 for you know quality and improving over one and like the structure.
Like that's really tough to do that.
Oh, maybe I missed something else over here.
I'm not really.
I don't think his opinion will change if you haven't gone far and you haven't been a little
farther than I am.
I'm definitely having fun with this game, like no doubt.
I'm definitely enjoying my time.
Can summon Warrira here. Let's change our our summon here
I've been using this one for a while this one the damage dealt
Lightning damage reduction life drain on a strong attack
Let me like when I do a strong attack I get health back
Take this on strong attack damage untouched as a water damage, martial arts damage, fire,
increased damage delts, guard, life recovery, amrita here.
Let's go with this one instead.
Oh, so I can actually get a second summon now?
Interesting.
Okay
There were divine take I might have I might have missed it. I don't know. Let's see what we got four summons here
Summoning seal a wire around this one does that saying seven three times
times. I don't know how this is going to do, but sure. And I guess I can put something
Anything else on Mujina?
What does the Mujina do?
Time for the Mujina to attack.
Sentry Soul, Nozuchi.
That one summons one of those guys.
Jailer Oni
Let's try that one
Oh
So can I even I can't even use it can I I?
So I can't even use this one actually
so
To use them you have to kill the race
I could use that one and let's see I've got this umi bozu for the water shots I
need more magic for all that let's see I was gonna do something else here too
level up
We'll grab another stamina
Awesome dude fucking umi bozu use the red Koopa soul
That we have anything else for this which to here
This one's like a little bit a little bit more defense. Okay
This one is also like a little bit more just a little bit more
Let's get out.
Let's get out.
All right, can you see my stats again, please?
Yeah, sure.
Here you go.
If you're asking me what's right or what's wrong, bro, I got no idea.
I have no idea, dude.
I just- why just wing it?
I haven't done the auto-equip feature, I haven't done that.
Yeah, I don't know, I have no idea.
In the previous games, in like in Neo 1 and maybe Neo 2,
you kinda wanted to get like a baseline of 10 each.
And that's like a good start, I think.
You
How will you do that without any power?
Like that's silly darkness is still here
I got a cool sword
That's what my kind of foolish system looks like.
Not a new curse!
One of the Aztecs invade Japan was the Battle of Black Forest.
The Japanese forgot to wall the center, so the Aztec snuck the villager in.
Once the Aztecs started spamming Eagle Warriors, the Japanese couldn't get off the Samurai
fast enough, and they were off the town center.
Yeah.
it's been
it's been
Peace!
Definitely hard with the lack of stamina I have because of the super heavy armor set I'm wearing.
I
Oh
Ah, Sephiroth make them some.
You're kidding me.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this.
I think I'm going to have to go through this.
I'm going to get through this.
I'm going to get through this.
I'm going to get through this.
That's really trying.
Oh man.
Um.
I'm trying.
Oh, man.
Um.
I tried.
I don't know how, uh, poisonable he is.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, interesting.
I think I've seen this one.
I'm not sure how much the noxious anything is going to work out.
Alright, plug in. Yeah, almost had it.
Yeah
I
Oh, you're zooming around on there, man.
Holy crap.
Happy Maple!
Thank you for the 26 months.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you, Happy Maple.
Oh, they're flying around on my ass there.
Oh, man.
He should have known, aww, yeah, I've always had an element of like, you have to learn
the enemy's attacks, right?
So, we're learning.
You will know the power of the Dark Reader!
of
Ah, drunken, thank you for the 23 months, really appreciate that, thank you drunken.
Hot man, this is a long fight.
Ah, AOL, thank you, son.
I don't like he crosses the distance like he just lightning speed in front of me
I didn't pretty much never unless unless I'm on like the other side of the map
I'm not gonna start trying to whip up poison or something like it's just crazy
Oh
Bro, like fuck off, man.
Please man, what an asshole.
Holy shit.
Man.
How long was that fucking fight dude?
It's meaning the soul of it!
Impossible!
No matter what, I must sacrifice!
I will stop you!
I will stop you!
I will stop you!
I will stop you!
I've been trapped in the eternal rift.
What the fuck is even going on in the story?
Just trapped in the sacred ashtray.
There's a story allegedly.
Have a gun.
Lute.
Eventually, Hiliko will break the seal and rise again.
And when he does, the power of the Spirit Tree will be our only hope of defeating him.
I will serve as the Spirit Tree's guardian until that time comes.
Now then, you should return to your time.
Come speak to me when you've made your preparation.
Okay, new mission added to Battlesprung.
All righty.
He will return in Neo4.
As the threat posed by the Crucianite finally passed.
Some still remains.
I must return.
I will send rocks over here to cover you with the spirit tree.
Even if it costs me my humanity the sacred blood butt plug
I was gonna tuck that into her shirt the blood plug
That is odd.
why are you still here the castle has fallen to yokai
I can't get over how handsome my character is.
You must escape these holes before I else.
I'll clear the way.
Escape underground.
This looks like me, IRL.
It seems we find ourselves at the day Edo Castle fell.
But Kinimatsu is nowhere to be seen.
Stop talking to all those Kinimatsu savagery.
So let's see.
There was the Warring States, Heian period.
Oh, I guess you can't go back to the Super Distant Pass?
Aw.
This was back where we started as well.
You must remain vigilant. The castle is expected to be filled with your power.
No takichil. I will do whatever it takes to defend you.
I don't see any other yokai.
We should head toward Master Hanzo while we can.
Yeah, join forces.
Oh, yeah.
Now when did you acquire such a technique?
When did you acquire such a technique? You look far more grizzled as well as though you've been through a great deal
Why this dojo of all places?
Maybe
someone's out the lot to get you
Something like copies. I mean it is a lot of the neo games are pretty much copy pasted. Yeah
Like that's just that's just a fact man a
Whole lot of them are like the
I will grab a heart like they've been they've been reusing like and and more
so even then then from soft like from soft been reusing stuff since demon
souls but not like not to the degree and extents to which Neo does as Neo
Ria reuses levels, bosses, enemies, music, areas, graphics, animation, like they re-use
everything.
Oh, the game is fun.
It's a fun game.
I've enjoyed it.
I'm still enjoying it.
I'm kind of curious, like, it almost feels like this is like the end, but like I know
there's more, so like I'm a little, I'm kind of wondering what's going to happen.
I'm worried that the games is going to be over and then those were all the maps and
that's it.
I'm worried that that's gonna be the case.
If that's the case, then like, holy shit.
Right now I'm liking everything. I just uh...
I've liked everything I've played, I'm enjoying it, I'm just hoping that there's more at this point.
that's why package lazy thank you very much for the sub I appreciate that sir
I'm sorry the Jetton they was that was I'm sure I thought I hit it pretty sure I thank
you after I had just beaten the boss that took me like a while.
By the way, thank you very much.
I never need to read off yourself, it's not that deep.
I just read, I do need to read it off.
think you've come into your own so swiftly your blade no longer waivers
Oh
Even Lord he is
Let this land to peace after an extensive war
They're Joe they were the 84 months
As his final thank you dear Joe
he entrusted everything to young law thank me gentle soul who favored the arts the future
seemed what if zelda was a girl they were the 47 months yes i did not wait and we whole heartily
supported his decisions you guys right need a one uh if you can get it if you can get it on sale
I'd say wait for that
Make it so can't they think it was up. Thank you for the 84 months, Regina
You can't skip neo one it's it's a bit of a it's a strong liquor shall we say our presence would only delay who Lord
Take it you please hurry below ground my lord
I mean I don't think you're wrong at all
I'm gonna buy Goon via Spirit Division. Okay, a new Spirit skill.
And Niko Mada.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be alone as soon as I'm done
Okay, I'll take a stamina I guess we reached level 100
No
Are you prepared
Laughed your section place victory pose thank you some
I
Yeah, dude's actually I was a ton of fun as you dread it. I have a new a new two-handed katana
Holy shit.
Okay.
Thank you for your pose.
Appreciate it.
I think I can now summon if I want to. I can summon the Mizuki.
What's up Zdrageka? How are you?
This is where the dickhead at the beginning of the game defeats you, right?
I wonder what happens if you can beat him in the start, if something different happens.
That being said, if they're playing this in the future, well, I gotta see what the rest is gonna be, right?
I'm stricken, oh my god.
Get this ward!
Tell me what makes a shogun!
It is I who will be shogun!
Oh, really.
Geez, man, fuckin' bullshit.
Do you want to fight him again to get, uh, run all this way, huh?
There's more color in this game than the witness
Yeah, there's sense there's stances in the samurai form. Yes. Yeah, that's
Wow. Uh, no, no, not, uh, not exactly as good as the first attempt.
Yeah, the game definitely gets harder as you go, for sure. Yeah, you got me good on that one.
The first bit of the game is very easy beyond that point, it absolutely picks up
Come, Murakamo!
Wow, I saw him do the red and I think you can counter that but I missed the counter
timing and that was like basically a one-shot like over how I have 2,274 HP and that was
at least 2,100 so that was a damn nearer one shot on that one.
Oof.
Night Falcon, thank you for the tier three, really appreciate that, thank you Night Falcon.
Oh, get there at some point.
Yeah, I was doing okay.
This armor is very heavy, very, very heavy.
Uh, Lyance! Thank you, with Sub. Appreciate it, dude. Thank you, Lyance.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to get a good shot.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to get a good shot.
I'm just trying to get a good shot.
Now he whips out that shit and I've got like no time to react to it.
Yeah, man, lands like some Stobem, thinking for the 70 months, appreciate it.
to do. Motherfucker, man.
Uh, I'm happy to take off this, like, crazy heavy armor.
See if I've got something different.
It's really hard playing this game with, like, no stamina at all.
Um.
I
Like I literally
Bro, you're gonna follow me the whole fuck it, you know, you're gonna follow me the whole fucking way dude
All the way down here like why can't I just have the boss like fuck off
When they put an enemy right next to his spawn point so you can't power run of the boss,
it's like it's not even that, it's that I'm down the hallway, I'm way past the enemy,
The enemy jumped down the well, followed me down all the way, it's like, bro, please.
He followed my ass all the way down there.
Fuck it.
There was like no reason whatsoever to have like a stupid enemy in this hallway, but whatever I guess.
I
I
Yeah, hmm, is the slot talisman back?
It might be.
Yeah, I don't know if I've seen it.
I don't know if I've seen the slot talisman.
Yeah, he's spongy, dude.
We must, we must listen. We can't just have you go to the boss. We can't. We have to
put a really fucking annoying enemy here. We have to. Potentially he grabs you before
you make it in, he maybe kills you a couple times like, we can't just have you just
be in the boss fight and you just come back. We have to put this guy here. If we don't
have this guy here, how are you gonna, how are you gonna remember? How are you
remember that you can die in this game. We need to have this fucking guy, this pig
guy here for no fucking reason dude. We have to. It's illegal for you to just go
to the boss. Not permitted. There are rules.
All right exactly how are you gonna learn? Exactly. It's there so you learn.
You! Are you really, Takatee?
Murakubo! Murakubo!
Come, Murakuma!
Yes, I am the one!
I cannot dodge that man
paralyze the whole fight I'm paralyzed man I want an asshole yeah I was out of
heels
really wish I wasn't wearing 90 pounds of armor but I mean I could change it but
I don't know if it'd be better or not we're committed at this point
I
Fucking asshole
Holy shit
You didn't even chat for like 10 minutes.
It was a long ass fight.
Oh.
Impossible.
I...
Kijio
Are you not destined to be shogun?
I'm like in this games of art. I've been having a lot of fun
I will be shaken.
The Crucifixion I told a millennium of hatred.
This don't cannot be done.
So, you have your first loss, your forced loss here.
You play the game for 25 hours and you come back and then you have another forced loss
in the same exact room.
Something to help!
Helicopter cannot be allowed to win!
Must you always interfere?
Helicopter?
Delightful!
Like I've seen at the end of time!
Go now!
I don't know what's happening. I don't know if it's the end.
I- there's probably- there's probably some people farther than me, but probably not very many.
Alright, where the hell are we now?
We're in the future? 1864?
What? Get the fuck outta here.
Oh shit.
This is about the same time as Rise of the Ronin amusingly enough about the same time
period.
See, theoretically Commodore Perry can be a boss.
All right, ooh.
Ah, that's exciting.
So Neo has never done this.
This is new territory for Neo.
had anything like this in Nioh before.
The fuck is this?
What in the future, 1800s?
Also if you hit this it like draws the enemies in.
Uh, Wilde, Wilde, they're gonna stop man, they're gonna do it.
This is a straight up Ninja Gaiden prequel.
What's up, it's HVG, how's it going dude?
Game was like it's been a lot of fun. This is this is pretty cool. I
Wonder what the hell they're gonna do with it
It would be cool if there was like
The rise of the road and actually had a weapon set where it was a musket
And you could like shoot it and you can shoot it and spin it around be cool
Okay, I don't think they're gonna have that but that'd be pretty cool
I'm sure they're gonna have some weapons and stuff here, too
Yeah, I'm seeing most of the same enemies we've seen before.
We'll see though.
Surprised by this turn of events.
Oh.
Jesus, man.
of
God, how long was that fucking fight, Jesus?
The shitty S Umbrella suck as much as Neo3 as much as the previous games, I mean there
hasn't really been that many of the Umbrella enemies, they're around, but they're not
so bad.
To me, actually, though, of everything I fought in this game, the most annoying
enemy to me are the capidemons. I think the capidemons are like everywhere, non-stop and
they're really annoying. They're always like fucking breakdancing around and shit.
Hate those guys.
There's another one that wants a white pizza, the fuck is that? There's another one that
wants to join. Oh, fucking try a white pizza. Gee, that's not so bad. White
pizzas fine or get two pizzas get a white pizza and get a regular pizza if you don't like it
it's good kind of rich puts a mushroom on it you can try you can try a white pizza that's not
gonna kill you yeah yeah it can be good
I said, I said just get two pizzas.
does not open from the side just make sure it's not $60 exactly uh speaking of
which chat I think what we're gonna do is though we're gonna call it there for
the day uh chat I am going out with my wife tonight we're going out for dinner
in a movie I'm gonna try I'm gonna start trying to summon all of my power to
not fall asleep during the movie guys thank you for watching thank you guys
right now hope you guys enjoyed the NEO today which movie we're gonna go
see the new Dracula movie which yeah I haven't I haven't heard anything about it
Katie wants to see it so that's that's enough for me I feel like she's more
she's more than her in that so we're gonna go see that we're also gonna go to
some I think it's like a Chinese restaurant or something near us is
supposed to be good but hey foxtie thanks to bits I might have something
yeah I don't know we'll see thank you guys let's go find somebody who is
streaming and let's go raid some buddy. We'll catch you guys next time. We'll be safe. I will
three folks to Smokeloak, who is also playing some Neo3. Go check out my good
buddy Mr. Smokeloak. Thank you guys for watching. I love you guys. Go raid Smokeloak.
Go say hey. I'll see you guys next time. Bye guys. Adios. Have a good one. Go
raid. I'll see you later. Bye guys. Go raid. See you next time. Bye bye.