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Battle Brothers - I hate this game, I love this game - Mewgenics later today
02-10-2026 · 8h 00m
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Let's go.
Yo, what's up guys, how's it going, good morning, how's it going, how's it going,
Morning happy Tuesday. Hope you guys are all doing well. What's up, everybody? Oh, man good start to the day
I'm gonna give me a pretty good mood today girls girls slept through the night and uh, I'm mostly slept through the night
And uh, wife got a lot of sleep girls got a lot of sleep
All all good stuff. So whatever that fever was. I don't know they both had a fever at the same time
Uh, whatever was in now pretty quickly, but how are you guys all doing?
Good morning guys. I gave my all. Thank you for those 64 months
Blast me big for the 93 months. Appreciate that. I got these months. Yeah, I went to bed around like midnight or so
I didn't stay up too late and
We'll go around like seven seven seven this morning. That's not that's pretty good for me. Honestly
Oh, yeah
Tee-de-Ring thank you for the sub appreciate that. Thank you very much. Hey, I'm nice day off
Blast me next up. I wish you that dude. Thank you very much
Yeah, you're the good news around here. Thank you for the rain. Hey orator. Thank for the rain man
Appreciate that dude. Did you did you beat that? Do you beat that boss? I've been missing it?
I've been missing your I saw orators been playing a crosscode
Which I was surprised to see him play that game
Crossco's cool. I hope he's enjoying it. I like that game
I have a couple issues with the game, but it was still a pretty it was a pretty cool game
It's an interesting game
They've got a new game coming out too, which I haven't played it's a alabaster dawn. They've got another another game coming out, but
Yeah, it's it's not a per like cross kills not a perfect game at all
But there's there's more right about it than there is wrong with it, you know, like it does a lot of things, right?
I think I think the dungeons and the bosses
Were quite good. They're like some of the they're like some of the best Zelda dungeons
In like a non-zalda game honestly, so they're pretty cool
John doe, thank you for the 67 months. I'm really appreciate that. Thank you John doe
Our let's TTS bit quiet
Yes, they are and turn that up a little bit about that. Yeah, I think John doe appreciate that
Yeah, I'm thinking for the right man. Welcome on it playing a game called battle brothers
I'll we're waiting for the new game to come out today a new genics, which is
People are pretty excited about the game. I haven't really seen much about mugenics. I don't really know that much about it
But yeah, it's coming out
Coming out later today. So by the creator of Binding of Isaac, right? I never played Isaac either
So, you know, I don't know. We'll see how this hopefully it's good
All right, so let's load up the campaign here
Have you never seen this game? It is a game where you run like a mercenary company and
You try to increase your amount of money and
and make your troops better as you go. I've named all of my soldiers after chat
members. All my soldiers are twitch chatters and we are out here trying to
make our way. I think we just got a decent bit of money. It'd be nice to
get some better armor too. Let's see, do we have anything? They're mostly just selling
like rags and crap here. You know the medical supplies here are pretty cheap, maybe we'll
buy some of these. Dead or alive? Yeah, your guys will die pretty easily. I need tools
see where's my obituary there it is
we've already had these are all the
twitch chatters that have died so far
we've had a lot of deaths and we're
probably gonna have a lot more so alright
so we are up all the way here in
jerstal there's no jobs here so I
guess we're going to head back down
this way one battle no kills he
Yeah, it's tough when you got like new guys with no skills no equipment, but we'll see how it goes
Bob 7 choose mr. Bob I want to be on this battle necros savants. What the fuck is a necro savants?
I think oh, we're not we're not gonna lose Matt
Are these vampires?
whoosh!
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
They're already being attacked by God knows what.
Apparently these things are really hard to hit.
Hey, look what happened.
What could happen we all of a sudden wow it's crazy we just uh reloaded?
Three wild huh?
Uh let's see.
Is this uh is this here?
That was an auto save right?
Hang on.
I just I manually saved there's no way it manually saved over my newest save right?
Bro fuck this shit.
I just woke up. I just woke up. I'm not gonna get fucked in the ass first thing in the morning
It's just bullshit, man. Fuck this shit. Yeah, look what happened. We're back where he started
All right, let's buy the medical supplies buy the tools I just I just goddamn woke up. All right
Literally just woke up give me a fucking break, bro. You know, why don't we go the other way?
Let's go this way
I do hate getting fucked in the ass first thing in the morning like at least let me have a cup of coffee before you fuck me in the ass
Come on
I've never seen that shit before I guess they're vampires that are gonna one-shot you that's cool
Drink faster
You like waking up just getting on now man, I need I need a little bit of time alright
Just let me let me warm up through it a little bit
Yeah coffee then ass then you can have my ass
We're just gonna go around that shit
Excuse me
free coffee as fuckery now barbarians this we can do
pre or post coffee poop
Okay, you're not you're unhappy with him against you at least first thing your bookboards aren't warmed up the screen
I'm not even sure what I'm about to do here, I don't know what I'm doing.
Apparently all these guys have high initiative.
Make sure we got a guy on that high ground there.
You missed a 93 fucking percent, will be for real.
you back to your spear on my shot
Oh man.
If I was on my Helldivers today, uh, I would like to play some more Helldivers.
We play more Helldivers soon.
I just played last night.
come on man 95% chance 95% chance take out this guy
All right, Papa Carl
Nice
Nice
Okay, uh tour boss thank you sub crow pat thank you sub appreciate that thank you very much
Join the team on your next recruitment
All right, let's get down here
Stu split shield
They broke a shield
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
nice these guys are nice practice they're obviously everything is still dangerous in
this game but there we go DJ I was a lucky as rabies who has rabies
yeah mission crumbling is always auspicious got some spears random crap
They've got nice other a bead necklaces aren't too bad to sell
Throwing axes and stuff. All right, did you
What things do you hate in this? I mean
This game is very
RNG and sometimes things happen to you
That are pretty brutal
She has to put a lot of time into it
Let's see.
Melee skill, melee defense, fatigue, and let's see, I'll give you Colossus.
Okay, let's change your tater, leveled up too.
Let's give you melee skill, melee defense.
And, uh...
Give you health, and I will also give you Colossus.
There we go.
And Mr. PuttBlog, leveled up too.
So this guy, he's got a shattered knee, but he's pretty much just a turret.
He just sits there, he doesn't move, and he shoots.
That's pretty much his job.
What's another good thing for crossbowmen here, I wonder?
They're patient don't slow down brawny shield
He took an error there he doesn't complain he doesn't need he doesn't need knees. Yeah, oh
I guess I never gave him bullseye. Let's give him bullseye. I guess
He's a human turrets
Colossus gives your guys, so every time they level up, they get different perks.
Colossus just gives them more HP.
So, pretty much strictly good.
So, we've never been to Horn Guard before.
There's not going to be much for us to do here. Let's go in camp.
Alright, so they're not going to have any jobs here for us, but...
Let's take a look.
I
May buy this some my dudes are still like wearing rags
I don't necessarily want to wear rags.
I'm going to repair these spears.
I don't know if it's worth it to repair these, uh, clubs and maces.
Honestly, we just sell those, right?
Clear this crap out of my inventory.
So I bought some of this trade good before I'm trying to I'm trying to sell them somewhere
else but ain't really working out.
I haven't found anywhere that actually wants them.
I'll buy some more tools, sure.
I don't think I really need the loot.
Can sell that. A short bow.
I guess I can hang out with a short bow.
I wonder if I should use- Chat, should I be using these flails, do we think?
I wonder if I should be using them.
Well they have an armorer too, maybe we should buy some armor for my bros here.
What do you guys think?
Good armor.
Say clothes, make them in.
Yeah, Papa Carl is pretty damn good.
I think we should buy, I think we should hunker down and buy some armor here.
Let's go buy this male shirt
I'll buy the padded leather
Lamelar
Kind of decent amount of money here to outfit my guys here
All right, Papa Carl is one of my best dudes he gets a chainmail shirt
Zaren's one of my best dudes he gets a shirt
The injurator gets a shirt
I'll replace your rags here with this gambeson
Okay
All right, not bad. We did spend a decent amount of money. We're gonna want to get some we're gonna get a job
and get some money back here. That's okay. I'm pretty good shade. Pa, thank you for the sub.
Thank you for the 71 months. I really appreciate that. Thank you, Pa. Let's hope we don't get
I jumped by fucking zombies and shit.
Scumbag, I literally just broke my bank to buy you fuckers some actual armor.
Get the hell out of here.
No jobs here either.
Oh, let's see.
Alright, nothing really worthwhile here.
Have I been to these places?
You've never been to this place, okay.
It's time for the Battle Bros to unionize.
Wow, you have a job here, let's see.
Drive all barbarians at free people's hideout southeast.
Okay, alright, let's take the job.
Oh, let's see. What do you have? A broken nose on DangerTater.
Um, alright.
We're going to do some shit down here.
That's six years. PFO happy.
Um...
Count me in.
And that's it for Barbarian Thrall, oh no, it's more than that.
Okay, let's do it.
I'll be Totoro, thank you for the sub, oh yeah, it's a lot more than that.
Barbarian Reaver
Okay, I'll just head around. Thanks so much. I appreciate that. Thank you all this out around
All right, let's see 83 93 nice
The misses bro
Bro what are these misses so many misses
shield walls holding up
This archer is so bad.
This dog is fleeing
Um
Hey
low and down
That guy's in a lot of trouble, man. He's got a Barbarian Reaver and there's another one right behind him, too.
That guy's in a lot of trouble right there. Not much I can do about him.
Ah 37% chance... 60% chance!
It's about as good as it gets for an archer, it feels like.
Ah, instantly broke that guy's fucking shield.
That was my, uh, that was my archer who had like really high archery skill and I was trying
to get him to not suck and he just always sucked.
I think I was trying to babysit that guy and it never really worked out.
That was not what I meant to do, shit.
Okay.
Hmm, Barbarian Reaver. This guy doesn't have a shield either.
Okay, who knows that there's just way too low stabs at this restart yeah, yeah, I don't
I don't think he was ever gonna be good, honestly.
A lot of swinging and missing down there.
Ah.
That guy's pretty scary.
Mr. Blonde, thank you for the 7. Appreciate you, thank you very much. Does Rodnation have a dagger?
I probably shouldn't be fucking with that anyway.
Okay, that guy's dead.
more misses this guy is fleeing
thing. Did you beat Neo3? I did beat Neo3, yes, I beat the Astrodome. Bro, hit something.
Don't die, I really don't want that guy to die.
Okay.
Aw, is he bleeding or something?
Shit.
not good
not good
I
Got on there just won't everybody's dead, but him but that guy's just like yeah, I think I can take all 11 of you guys
Like I think I'd win
There we go.
So you guys take out this last guy. Come on man.
Bro that guy is just fighting to the death, huh? I guess that's the thing with the Barbarian
Reavers and shit. They're just never going to give up, are they?
There we go. Well, we lost Anthbino. Alright, let's say goodbye to Anthbino here. See ya, sir.
One loss for all that, not too bad, honestly. Not the worst. Some spears, some random shields.
Nothing really worthwhile there but we did lose a dude.
Alright, let's head back.
Eddie G, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, thank you Eddie G.
We had a lot of levels up on that one too.
Let's see, Twain Toss.
kind of a shitty roles but he's not like good at anything it would seem so
let's give him gifted
Okay, he kind of sucks at everything honestly.
Uh, Eddie G, thanks so much, really appreciate that.
Uh, let's see, Scarface leveled up, uh, I'll give you this, this, and some Resolve.
And I'll go ahead and give you Colossus as well, although it doesn't really give you
much HP.
Scarface ain't that good.
I think he lost an eye.
And he's got an injured shoulder as well, so I'll give him a little bit of leeway
on that one.
I want to give you Colossus as well.
Ah, Zell lost his shield.
I think his shield got broken by a Barbarian.
Let me alt-right-click on these.
Alright, Zell.
Hey, you could potentially be really good later on.
Give you a Colossus here.
You have some shit HP though, my goodness.
It might be because of cut artery, actually, is why your HP is so bad.
Uh, third brother, yeah, we're gonna give her many shields.
I give you, uh, Colossus as well.
Give her a shield.
Um...
Not sure it was worth to repair some of this stuff.
I'm back to town, however, the update is out, and I just gained some money there.
We did lose a bro, we need a new bro.
Baldamar in golf.
I'll take Baldamar.
Let's take a look at Baldemar.
Looks like he's, uh, not particularly good at anything.
Lunt pleaver hmm 90% of chat perfect just like me do you think it's decent
starting stats yeah maybe
ah let's see
I slam my penis in the car door
Put me in coach
It's 11 p.m. And I've been drinking I got this
Hey, thanks so much
Corbin thank you for the bets appreciate that thank you Corbin. All right. Who is who is this dude?
I'll put him in the back because he's got the cut artery. We'll put this guy up front
Well this guy is bald Amar who's bald and chat somebody's bald. I'm ready to die
I want to be in on this battle somebody's bald in here
Me coach. I'm losing hair. Kyrgyz. All right
We've got some more furs we could buy I'll buy the furs
Now let's go ahead to the next town
And our noir thank you for this up. Thank you for the 14 months. I really appreciate them
More barbarian thralls.
There's another shield that gives you like 20% damage.
If you're...
You or your enemies want a shield that gives you more damage.
Yeah, you like to hand the weapon, right?
Isn't that the gimmick?
If you die in the game, it's time out, oh, you're banned.
Yeah, if you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the channel.
Means you failed me.
So this guy is armed with, looks like he's armed with javelins.
He's got the high ground, but I can't- I don't know if I can just let him sit there and throw shit at me.
I need to- I think we need to kill this guy.
You want to tell me to keep alive?
Trust me chat, being banned sucks.
Nice shot.
But why are you wavering?
Yeah, he's got the high ground, man.
Alright, we knocked him off the high ground. We're gonna put Ron Nation up on this hill.
And let's put him, we're just gonna drop him in Shield Bowl.
Nice.
Okay, Papa Carl is like, he is the MVP here, Papa Carl is damn good.
You're wavering for nothing, bro. See? Look, you killed him.
Zaren's been good too.
Nice.
Good morning to you, Bob, Shat and Papakalbapala.
I'm going to bring Papa Carl back down here.
Uh, George Beans, thank you very much.
We're gonna pull Perignis back.
He's got pierced leg muscles and an injured kneecap.
How much I can really do in this forest here?
Not particularly ideal for moving around.
You're going to miss that, Zayron.
Okay, nice shot crossbow.
I think George Beans, and he's just trying to run away.
Is he even, honestly, is he even level 2?
There we go.
He really is a fucking turret.
you pretty much can't even move honestly because of the stupid knee. Alright. Hey,
McBreen! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate you. Thank you, McBreen.
There we go. Alright, EG. Like, danger data leveled up. And some animal hide
I need armor and some random stuff, all right.
Oh, the jet's doing well.
The first thing I did when I loaded the stream today
and I was like, all right, let's play.
First thing that happens is like I jumped by vampires
and we were about to all die.
That was fun.
Didn't even know vampires were in the game.
Let's give you... Gifted?
Give you Melee, Defense, and HP.
There we go.
That does sound like a Jets game.
The Jets often be set by vampires on the field.
I don't know, we're heading over this way.
Sounds harsh, yeah.
Would you rather be a battle bro or an XCOM 2 soldier?
I'll say, I don't know. I mean, they both sound pretty horrific, honestly.
Oh, let's see.
I'm just gonna sell all this stuff if it gets me any kind of profit
No, uh, no trade goods here
That's pretty cheap for a male shirt
It's really cheap for a male shirt actually 246 bucks. I'll buy that and
Some padded leather
You probably buy some cheap helmets here too, right? Oh a bill hook bro. That looks really cool
Hang on, there's literally an armorer here too, let's go see the armor.
So the thing about the armor is that he's selling armor that's at like max capacity.
Uh, like it's all repaired.
So, kinda better to buy the busted ass shit and then repair it yourself, right?
I'm gonna buy this.
This and this is a little expensive but I'll buy this too all right let's see
what do we got
we prioritize who gets what armor based on how good we think they are this
guy gets... hang on this is like the banger helmet this guy's gonna get the banger helmet
Zaren absolutely deserves a fucking helmet for sure this one's 125 110 all right Zaren deserves a helmet
and i think we'll give uh
who else we got
let's give Scarface he's uh hang on no not Scarface
Give you this.
Give you the bear hat.
For a correctness level one he got fucked up. He didn't even level up.
That's you let's repair this stuff
Let's say we saw the Cleveland Browns. No, we are now the New York Jets
I'll give career here, I'll be nice. I'll give you this gambas in here
Give you this
And a good feeling about the New York Jets guys
when you carry bandages on a guy because like when you're bleeding out on the
battlefield that's where that's where it can start to your character can die from
that right can you use it on another character does the person themselves have
to be using it I'm not sure I'm not sure how that works
Uh, Supreme, think of it as three months, like, do you have one character use a bandage on another character? Is that how it works?
Okay, so there's no more jobs here. Um...
Start heading down this way.
Oh, so you can't, you can't also bandage up another guy, got you.
Who's the longest lived dude at the moment?
Let's see.
So Papa Carl's with the company from the beginning.
So has Mr. Pupblog.
And Zaren's also...
Bro, Zaren's 11 battles and 18 kills.
Holy crap, dude.
He's got...
He's been pretty gnarly, man.
Yeah, so these guys have been with us from the beginning.
No more jobs.
Thank you Supreme Marine for the sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Oh, let's see, I can buy the wood, I'm not gonna buy your tools, but I'll buy your wood.
Yeah, what's the job you guys got for me here some brigands drive off brigands that ruins
of Old West of Dunkelwald.
Okay.
That's way west here.
Oh, let's see how he still has uh, so Zell also has a cut artery
Carignus ain't looking so good either but Carignus is also level one. I don't know
He's uh, he's only got 22 HP at the moment. How is everybody else?
Tis but a flesh wound, uh, here, let's, why don't we, let's camp for a few days, at
least for a little bit.
Like this!
Now it's head up.
Tis but a ten minute timeout.
We'll probably wait till morning over here too.
Ah, good cat, thank you for the 70 months.
Appreciate that, thank you, good cat.
Alright, let's get in there.
Alright.
This fight could be really hard because of swamps.
I'm very familiar with how shitty swamps are.
I'm trying to get everybody out of the water.
You do not want to stand in the water.
bro they really dude Karignis they like so badly want to kill Karignis it's crazy dude
Why do they want to kill Kyrgyz so bad?
The game like decided that Kyrgyz deserves to die, I guess.
Uh, Addy, thank you for the tier 3 80 months.
Thank you, Addy.
I appreciate that, sir.
Thank you very much.
I've heard about Menace, yeah, I've heard.
Yeah, these devs seem to really like really fucked up hard games
Let's be their thing
I'm gonna make them come to me dude
I'm not moving
No, I'm
I mean, you should have tried waiting there.
Nice.
Um,
Um, good shot, pot-blog.
New game, new K-Motivation, probably not care where it's at.
Listen, I'm actually, I want to play in minutes.
I've just been kind of busy.
I'm also like, I don't like to leap at early access typically.
I don't know if I like to do that so much.
Fragile, it's typically like an egg shell, this guy is not the natural born brawler.
A physique like an egg shell.
Okay, at least the crook a bit longer, does it?
I gotta damage that guy's shield.
Need some fixing things but they're working on it, gotcha.
Alright.
I'm not sure what you're gonna really be able to do here in this situation.
We're kind of duking it out down there.
Come on, get him, poppy girl.
Good stuff. Thunna's pretty good, man.
Okay, that guy, this guy is fleeing.
Broke a shield.
Dude don't you dare kill my only archer.
I'm allowed to have an archer game.
May have one archer
I was going to try to surround this guy and try to bag him, but...
Hey, you Genesis 281 achievements on steam seems like a lot
I'd be too late to yeah guys almost dead already
Did you think I'm gonna let this guy go?
Get the hell out of here, man.
You have a dagger too, now this guy doesn't have a dagger.
I'll let the guy go.
There we go.
All right.
Pretty solid fight.
Nobody died.
Some levels here.
Helmets, more armor,
falchion, morning star.
Not bad.
Pretty decent, right?
Pretty good.
What are we grabbing a bonsai buddy? I'm letting you go to heaven bitch.
Alright let's see Ophelia leveled up.
I'll give you a gifted.
You're level 3, I think you've graduated to some slightly better stuff here.
Let's give you a helmet and I'll give you the Lammelar armor, I think you deserve it.
The Scarface leveled up.
give him some of this. If you're gifted, I'm releasing you from this mortal coil.
Take the HP on you.
Let's give you this, this, and I've got a little morale for you and I'll give you
gift it as well.
Seems good.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, looks like uh, Zell is actually uh, he's actually in good shape.
I take correctness out of the fighting line, but honestly he sucks, like, I dunno, I might
just, I might just leave him there.
I'll just, I'll just bring him out.
Say what?
We're gonna swap you around here and we'll put you back here.
You know I might buy Pyregnus a pitchfork or something maybe I'll buy him a pitchfork. I have another thing of padded leather
Alright.
Let's get a head back.
Don't give Chad pitch for a chunk of plays a two-tile weapon.
Uh, wait, what?
Uh, oh, shit.
I'm sure glad I leveled up cuz man we're getting jumped in the fucking forest here apparently
geez what the hell it's time to get fucked in the ass yeah right would you look at that
random reload okay so we're in a messy situation here right away
They've got us surrounded.
So I'll be back to your spear.
So we're really like a lot of narrow passageways here.
We're kind of like there's like a top lane, there's this lane, there's this and then there's this.
So we're very hemmed in by the trees here.
Oh, hang on, there's Karrignus and there's something in there wrong though, so Karrignus
is still fucked up, so he's probably not going to be able to do much here.
I think he's about to die actually.
They're like, bro, I've never seen this game have such a-
The game wants to kill Kyrgyzness so bad for some reason,
and I don't know why.
Yeah.
I
Every day
Hey, thank you so much pure pants and appreciate it dude
Well, really not much else I can really do here besides what I'm doing is that there's
There's so little room to maneuver.
Uh, thanks so much, puret, appreciate it, man.
We'll try to, I don't know why we're keeping Keringness alive, but we're trying to keep
I'm alive I guess he's a bit surrounded raw nation yeah
Zell ain't doing this L just got healthy bro they're throwing javelin through the
fucking trees? What is that a thing? I get one attack and I miss it. I don't think everybody
surviving this flight.
And looking so hot.
Come on, pop a car, do your thing, buddy.
They killed one of them.
Alright, uh, Aynrae, thank you for the sub, aww nooo.
I
Get in there guys
Alright, one down.
one down. Hey, Papa Carl just cut that guy's fucking head off. The misses, man. So if you
Don't move a character that's like that means they're resting right and then that's they recover fatigue
I think is how that works
Split them in twain
It can be so punishing with the misses yeah
There we go. Finally got that guy down.
Oh
Sure go and reload
There's no one my guys Zell just got away how do you cut his head off Zell?
We lost a guy.
Jeez.
The guys are like exhausted man, they've been fighting for so damn long here.
There we go.
Fish.
That guy's breaking.
I'll send Papa Carl around.
I doubt it's going to make a difference by the time I get over there, it'll probably
be too late.
We lost Zell.
No, don't you dare kill Zell.
No, don't you dare kill Ron nation too, man
There we go base
He's gonna die he's gonna fucking die dude
Why he's just running away now?
The archers in this game in fury may.
I hate the archers in this game so much.
Way to go, puttblog! Way to shoot your own guy, man!
Fuck, dude!
We lost RonNation. He's dead.
And we lost Zell 5-6-2 also does
Does he get exp for the kill good question? I don't know
Fucking bullshit
It's my birthday. Can I get to fuck you?
This was correct or appreciate the sub dude. Thank you very much
What an outrage.
So we're all in uh we're all in pretty rough shape at this point.
Polar Mastery would be pretty nice for him. Let's give him Polar Mastery. I want to give
him another thing too. And let's see, let's give you HP. Give you that and let's give
Karrignis uh, Colossus?
Karrignis has an injured kneecap, pierced cheek, pierced leg muscles.
All right, can I please get back? No more fucking barbarian attacks, please.
Flesh wounds.
Leave me be.
You may not.
I need to buy a mod of tools, I need to buy some fucking tools.
We're in the Druids Grove.
Tools are kind of expensive here, but I don't think I really have much of a choice.
uh... we certainly don't need this many crappy shields
uh... correct or a little bit of a happy birthday man i hope it's a good
birthday dude. Uh, printer Jack, thank you for the sub. I really appreciate that. Thank
you guys very much.
Okay, I have, um, leather armor has got to be better than that for sure. Um, that's
I can probably sell a few more of these like random clubs and things I have only those
Are we repairing this I am repairing that base I just I think I just ran out of tools. Okay, let's see anybody for hire here
really identify a murderer a
Poacher I bet he'd be a fun archer
to have uh anonymous thank you very much kind of expensive though okay where are we going
okay we're gonna try to go down that way
Captain Riker is a badass, uh thank you Anonymous.
Really uh, burning through my tools very fast to repair my shit.
Oh hey.
All right.
Nice.
I'll take it.
What score did I give a Neo3?
I would give Neo3 a 7.5 out of 10.
I really liked it.
I had a fun time with it.
I think that there were some things that I think are better about Neo2.
I think Neo2 is the better game overall.
It's weird to hear the map generation is kind of strange how it takes me off the
map over here.
It's kind of weird.
I don't I don't like it
Well strange I really enjoyed I do think God Neo's Neo 2 is a bit better
I can understand though. Maybe if newer players started with Neo 3 it might be a better entry point. I don't know
How's my performance so far scarface? You've been alright. I think you're level three now actually not too bad
Nobody wants these claw apparently cloth rolls were like a not a good investment at all
Well, there's some fucking expensive ass tools holy shit tools and supplies
I
Okay, the liver cargo yep sure anybody for sale here
Kind of expensive honestly, I don't know man kind of expensive
Can you be meta and do well in this game only via trading like you only want to trade well
inevitably you're gonna get fucking you're gonna get attacked inevitably right
It's going to happen 25 to buying in minus 25 to selling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like if the if the town had been like rated or something right, there's like different
things that cause that.
I'm going to go here first.
Witch burnings.
Alright.
The burning witch is here.
And these tools are so damn expensive.
I gotta buy some tools man.
I think somebody should be using this hooked blade right?
Somebody should be using it.
Who's got like really high melee skill?
Hmm, I want to give somebody that hooked blade though for sure.
Uh, let's see, who do we got?
Are the Browns dead?
We are the New York Jets.
Okay, this guy is a refugee.
You're hired.
Sir Danko Dankrad bro. He's Dankrad. How could you beat that man? He's Dankrad
Rat catcher
I'll take the rat catcher
He's dang and he's red
He's actually not bad at uh, he's not bad at fighting to be honest are we're gonna put
you in the back
Like this guy is not bad either
All right, Chad, who is this we've all heard the expression clothes make the man
Action man, thanks so much. All right pig manny
And who is this
The Turner backwards has gone I seem jovial this morning
Never described never describe a heavy or a heavy or fat person as
Jovial or jolly like never never do that never never works. Well, trust me on this one
put me in coach I can shoot teammates yeah I fucking team killing ass shit over
here killed my own guy shot him in the back justice nipples there you go that's
That's uh... that's Mr. Pup Blug.
Okay, let's see.
I already have a contract so we can't do much here.
Okay, no good
Remember marbles
Never call a fat person jovial or jolly honestly, I'm in a good mood because uh
uh
Uh sunday night girls had a fever
Um, like really nasty fever out of nowhere, um, and, uh, you know, Katie and I, we had
a late night that night.
Last night, girls slept good, Katie slept good, everybody slept.
So I'm, I'm honestly in a good mood.
Just keep it going.
Put up on that sleep, put up Pudgy or Fatso, Robusts.
What's up, Dumb Trist?
How long has Mitch been on a break?
Foxy Pixels!
Thank you for the sun.
Thank you for the 27 months.
Appreciate that, dude.
dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, another, um, I'll wait a little bit till morning.
And so we got a marketplace, barber, tabern.
Bro, why is everything so fucking expensive everywhere?
Jesus, man, 491 for tools.
What the fuck?
Jesus man.
Drive off brigands at Dustfell Camp north of Burkhaven. Alright.
Oh, I need like food.
Bro, even the fucking grains here are expensive.
What a rip off this fucking town is, huh?
Fucking rip off town.
Today's the day it's above freezing here like a month, so I'm going to give it a yes.
It's supposed to be like 70 something today here.
You know, this might be kind of hard, man, bringing thugs, bringing raiders, they've got fortifications, this might be tough.
We're in good shape, only injury we have right now is Karignis.
Alright.
still injured. There's only 8 of them. Alright, let's see. You need range advantage? I don't
I don't think they have any ranged units at all actually from what I'm saying.
Hmm, I hope I didn't abandon these guys down here.
Oh, let's see.
Was that 277% misses, man?
of
if
I guess, kind of scary
There we go. Good shot.
this way. This seems kind of dangerous down here though. I'm gonna keep you down here.
Nice
Nice
All right pig manny first swings a mess
Bet you know nice. Have you tried it? How is it?
weird
Oh, sure. Yeah, I'll take a piece.
They released Mugenics way earlier. Oh, is Mugenics out now?
of
But I finished Nioh 3, I did, yes.
Yeah, we broke a shield.
Oh
Hey crossbow guy can't do shit
No
They killed my only archer god why does this game hate your archer so much?
he was a team killing douche bag but it was my team killing douche bag
I'm like I wanted to do that
Oh, look.
There we go.
Oh, look.
There we go.
There we go.
Ah, Leo Dag, thank you for the sum. Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
That is Lose a guy now.
Okay, one of their guys died.
There we go, another one down.
Yeesh.
Last one.
Eesh.
This last guy is going to be a problem.
And my archer might not be dead.
Maybe he might have survived.
All right, steal their bed roll.
Yeah, where are you going to go, man?
Ah, let's see, do you have a dagger?
does Ophelia have a dagger? No. Does Twain Toss have a dagger?
Wait for somebody with a dagger here. Does Scarface have a dagger? No.
How about I feel you have a dagger now I need more daggers, dude
Leo dad thinking 43 months really appreciate that. Oh, you're playing woe long. I did play woe long. Yes
I did. I think I did a full review of it on my YouTube as well
Just indeed I did
So we're just surrounding this guy trying to kill him with a dagger to maybe get his
armor, but his armor might already be broken.
I don't know.
Oh, no, he's dead, dude.
putt blog dude 33 days 13 battles nine kills man bummer alright mr. putts
blog pat pat he's done hey we actually got a worn male shirt another pike
We're going to have to hire a better archer.
Maybe this one won't team kill somebody.
He lived as a clown and he died as a clown.
Yeah, he did.
Oh, sorry.
That was our only archer.
That's he.
Twain toss leveled up.
That's it.
Ooh, thank you.
Is it good that the girls have some too?
Oh yeah.
Guys, I guess look what I got man.
Check this shit out.
You guys ready to be so fucking jealous?
You guys ready to be fucking jealous of me?
Check this shit.
I got my French toast.
This shit is insanely, insanely good.
But in me coach I treat my enemies like I treat my M&Ms well fucked
Ah, all right train toss all up
Give him backstabber
Papa Carl is pretty awesome
Kind of feel like sword might be the way to go for him
He's got this arming sword
Let's give him sword mastery
Okay, mid at best, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Anybody else have a look?
So what's better the pike this one the 60 to 80 and this one this 40 to 7 so the
pike is just strictly better as a weapon.
You need a shooter?
Oh yeah Katie didn't bring me any, she didn't bring me a syrup unfortunately.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hey, Bar, did you see the Nintendo announcement from Mario Maker 3?
Yeah, I did it, I. Fuck, Mario.
Stupid little plumber.
That princess, though.
She think I like that
Oh think to my like that go sir. Oh, he fit to
Moby-doo. Thank you for that tier three 70 months. Oh
Bro show good
Let's see I also got a better shield
Do the rest has been pretty solid
Give you that
I'll do some fried chicken for that French toast to fry chicken and French don't sounds a bit like chicken and waffle
That sounds pretty good actually
You're also my dry ass french toast dude, but you don't understand even when even without
anything it's still so good.
Even without it.
It's still amazing.
That's what you don't understand.
All right.
Let's go head back.
I get I want to hire a new archer I
Made french toast on Sunday. I eat whenever I make it. I make like a whole fucking loaf of french toast and we eat it throughout the week
Let's see
Militia
bro this guy alright this guy is fearless let's say and he's a terrible
archer it looks like it looks like we're not gonna have any archers apparently
Alright chat, who is this guy?
He's not bad at melee though
Make it so you know what I'm actually gonna swap you around
I'm gonna give you the bill hook
This guy he does have a lot of health
He's very healthy I knew it was time to reset when the meow mix commercial came
on evil robot guy. Thank you so much. Appreciate that, dude. Morphemous. Thank
you for the sub. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Me me. I'll kill
them all. Sub me in. I have a high Constitution. Alright. Nola Semper.
there you go they're in there
do we have a lot of a lot of back line we've got two bill hooks and or two
pikes and a bill hook.
That's more daggers to my guys here.
What's the other job here hunt these monsters down?
We're going to say no to hunting monsters down.
We're going to say no to that.
And this place is still outrageously like this place is crazy.
So we're not.
I'm not I'm not spending $40 on that shit.
Right.
And I join your glorious slaughter fest.
You'll have plenty of opportunities, man.
See all these deaths?
You're going to have plenty of chance.
Bro.
Look at Ron Nation, shot by Mr. Putt-Blog.
It actually tells you.
Haka Gutierrez, age 11, always wanted a Nintendo console.
However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream.
Using his creativity he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the
video went viral.
Thanks to the video, Nintendo's despicable turncoat former CEO Doug Bowser personally
traveled to Venezuela to give Paco a cease and desist order and sue his family for
200 million dollars
You're really elaborating at this point
All right the tools here are not bad
It's not good, but it's not bad bro, we're never gonna sell this I'm just gonna sell this now
It's a pretty cheap chainmail shirt, $369.
Pretty cheap, I'll buy that.
Oh, Ophelia lost her shield.
Yeah, yeah, lost shield.
Ah, dumb chest, thank you for the bits. Appreciate it, man.
See, training hall, armor, weaponsmith.
Um, 165 is not bad for selling this hand axe. It's pretty good. 238 for the flails. I'll sell the flails too.
I guess I'll hang on to my crossbows even though I don't know if anybody can really use them.
That's a good buy, like a really good one, wow, really good one.
What perks do you have?
Let's take a look at you.
There you go.
You have fast adaptation, you've got nine lives and gifted.
I kind of want to give you Colossus because you've got a lot of HP.
You're pretty solid, honestly, you're a good character, you're almost up there.
Mugenics doesn't feel that great to you.
Alright, you guys want to swap over to Mugenics?
Take a look at the game.
Now let's go and save.
Let's see.
Save game.
Jets live.
We're alive still.
We actually did pretty well.
Not too bad today.
Worst thing is my archer died but
he also shot that other guy in the back.
All right, let's see. Let's go buying new genics
Now let's go take a look at it
Here
You deserve for treachery, but he really was like a terrible shot
How do you get like a good archer in battle brothers dude?
Like he was probably one of the best archers I had well like man
I don't know how you get a good archer. I really don't
new
Checking out new release new genics
All right
Let's say new game came out new genics people have a really wanted to see this game. I've never really
Like it was a pretty fast install. I never played. What's it called?
Binding of Isaac I never played it. I don't really know much about this
This creator never played Isaac
Oh, we're gonna check it out.
Yeah, yeah. I'll see what it's like.
Okay, new genics
Okay
Heck is this it's a new game just came out today called new genics
Science scared you didn't I
I don't know how scary a buzzword like science can be these days, just want to say science
can actually be a good thing sometimes.
Take this table for instance, science made this table and the floor sits on that.
There are people out there who believe that a science made you and I, but I digress.
What I was trying to make here is that cats are science too.
that I, Thomas A. Beeneys invented. What do you have to do with all this? Well, we're
on the street as you're a bit of a felineologist yourself. You know, I just meant, but I bet
if you and I put our brains together, we can actually change the world with cats.
And again, are these fine specimens? This is my latest batch. Straight out of there,
Biobats. Choose two. A boy and a girl. Trust me, you'll find out why later. Okay.
Uh, I choose...
Melert and
Adriana. Uh, what's wrong with Charlie?
Wow. Okay, I didn't expect you to pass in the best of the bunch.
Whatever. Their place will be put to good use.
Isn't nature just cruel?
Doesn't have to be.
In fact, I think with my brains and your ability
to choose less than ideal cats,
we can really shake things up.
With enough cats, I bet we can reverse time,
maybe even make dying impossible.
All I need is a new crate right to blood,
a bit of elbow grease.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to harvest some
from Charlie's elbows before they're incinerated.
Now go, my child, go into the world
and hoard some cats.
okay have no idea what we're doing the path click here okay kick you out huh yeah
he does that and butch I'm gonna get a frick if you live or die I can't help
would see a bit of myself in you if you get what I mean haha and you piss on your
cats in this game let's hope so you want to survive in boon County you're
gonna need to learn how to fight so listen up golden bats thank for the 19
months appreciate that this is your team these are your enemies your goal is
to kill them all. It's Adriana's turn. Tell because of that paw print above
Adriana's head. The Adriana's basic attack. It's melee reign so I need to move next to
the rat to hit. It's your movement action. Move once per turn, click it, then
click the tile you want to move to. Move, she go. Okay. You're next to the rat, you
can attack it. This is your basic attack. You can use your basic attack once per turn.
Click attack, and then click the rat to attack it. Okay. Agrocrack, thank you for
sub. Appreciate you, thank you very much. Sweet, you really destroyed that bastard.
You got a buff when you killed that thing?
It's because of that passive ability. Hover over to learn what it does.
Get a random stat up whenever you down a unit.
Pulls over your cat to learn what the buff does too.
Okay. Yeah, strength so that raised the strength of Adriana.
They're also spells, you only have one so far, unfortunately you lack the mana to cast it.
There's not much mana the spell costs.
There's not much mana you have.
You get mana at the end of your turn equal to your light bulb.
Nothing left to do so, end your turn.
Okay.
It's now Mellor's turn.
Mellor has a ranged basic attack.
We'll select you where to move so you can see a preview of your basic attacks range in red.
Okay.
This is almost like Advanced Wars-esque here.
Slow down and range to attack the Tom-Tom.
And a mana to cast one of your spells.
Look at roll here. Roll only costs 4 mana.
You have 5.
like roll and then roll closer that thing roll oh you're in range technically to me
you should already know how to do that attack it okay a lob shot good job you
landed the shot John Jarvis thank you for the 57 months really appreciate that
thank you John Jarvis at Tom's on a pretty thick however so he will take a
Just a few more hits to kill.
Okay, you're on a turn again.
Come in and cast your spell, spit.
Select spit and aim it at the enemy.
That was some good spitting.
You actually still have enough mana to cast spit again.
cast spells as many times for turns you want as long as you have the mana. So spit again!
So what does spit do? Infinite range that deals one damage.
Okay. I think this game doesn't need a tutorial.
You can just rest the fight on your own by now. So I'm going to hide in those bushes and judge
you from afar. Good luck. Uh, oh, whoops. I fucked up there. Uh, let's see, is there
and uh opportunity attack here
no okay
okay
round three
three. Okay we killed the cat. You already fucked up. Oh we're figuring it out. Mellert
leveled up. Mellert is now level two. Mellert got one light bulb. He said we finished combat
one of your cats is going to level up. Check out old Mellert. He's about to get
a whole lot better just look at all these options. Originally I was gonna let you
choose yourself but I feel like I need to point something out. There's a pretty
awesome combo here. Check out Melod's current passive effect. Burn you
inflict is increased by one. Now read what Sunburn does. Inflict burn one and
blind one at infinite range uh-huh got you they're really like okay spawn a poof
on an adjacent tile dump what the fuck all right I'll take some burn sure
Alright, someone's learning.
Okay, but remember every cat is different so always check out what your cat's passability does.
Make a breaker run and combos win games. Always going to look out for abilities that combo.
Okay, EDI or RPG dump. I want to see what dump does.
So one of my guys leveled up.
Okay, butch blocks your bow. Did you use brawn or brain? Secret cats are the odds of success.
We have three tough and eight.
Let's go out smart.
Miller points heavily behind Butch, distracting him.
Hello, Mr. Fanspans.
You're lucky you're in your light bulb is so high you'd be chewing rocks.
We got a small catnip baggie.
There's something very like millennial about this game.
I can't describe it.
Very millennial.
Hmm.
It's the cringe.
A stick.
Let Epic Hated Cat game.
What does the stick do?
a melee attack with plus one reach four uses left and a catnip bag gives you a
mana okay hold up you do not want to go to this boss but I'm prepared yeah
might as you have not yet equipped to your cats click here to equip them first
okay so I'll give the catnip bag to mellards I guess I'll give the stick
to you. Okay. Adriana's Girls vs. Pebbles. It's time for a boss fight. I trained Pebbles
here myself. He's about to rock your world. Show me what you got. Oh also, one last
before I leave it up to you. Attack from behind to do more damage. Alright. He threw a rock
at me. Cat fight, cat fight, cat fight. So this thing has 50 HP. Small rock. Attack
to knock it forward in a straight line that deals 5 damage to units it hits.
So if I attack this, it'll go in a straight line that way or something.
Interesting.
Oh, that was not what I thought was gonna happen there.
So I can't do sunburn because I don't have the mana yet.
Sure, let's use the catnip bag.
Sunburn!
So we set him on fire.
I can do it again?
Okay, I did it twice.
I don't know if it's already, but take a look up here.
This is the order that you and your enemies take their turns.
Turn order is usually the same every round, so pay this to it or don'ts.
Oh, okay.
Ow!
So, Adriana's taking a beating here.
So we'll spit on him and turn looks like it missed
The spit and the burn I don't know
Hey, dead, did it really?
I guess you're right.
Another miss there.
Ah, let's see.
Militack with plus one reach.
It has four damage though.
Stick.
So you can't like attack, move, and then attack.
Or like you can't like move, attack, then move.
It doesn't work that way.
Ah, okay, let's keep burning him.
this game has a billion songs I'm I gotta pass I don't love this the song
Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!
Okay.
Hold on buddy, don't let me turn just yet.
You're still attacked with your weapon now.
When is another item going to be used?
Let's turn your use your time.
Oh, okay.
I did not know that.
Ah, MG Sky, thank you for the nine gift subs.
999 damage.
Oh damn, it looks like Adriana got hit pretty hard.
Don't worry though, she's not dead yet, only down.
The cat gets down in a fight
to get injured and one of their stats gets reduced
permanently.
Don't let their body get hit too many times
will actually die. Only the cats can finish the fight, your down cat will still survive,
so finish the fight.
Ah, Chaos Reigns, thank you very much.
I'm taking chaos reigns. I'm taking MG scoff for the gift subs. Appreciate it, sir.
Okay.
Victory.
Melart leveled up.
Melart got plus one light bulb.
The damage you'll let's to or less is always critical.
Damage, gain plus one damage each time
you land a critical hit.
Zenkai boost.
Ha ha ha.
That's pretty funny.
Let's say
What would this work with it, I don't know that would work with it or not
Okay, so Miller keeps leveling up and Adriana doesn't get level up for shit here
This is the end of your first little adventure. It's time to go home
We'll bring back any food, coins, items, treasures, and injuries you gained during your journey.
These flies will hopefully prove useful to you at some point.
Oh, and if you ever want to save an exit run, just click that thing.
Bye.
Okay, home.
This looks so cute.
How has it been? Yeah, we've been playing for like five minutes.
Hello, neighbor.
It's me, Mr. Tinkles.
You've heard about me around town, and yes, all the rumors are true.
I spread them myself.
Just like my legs.
What am I saying?
God, I'm so bad.
Anyway, you can call me Tink.
Look at these kitties.
They just returned home from an adventure and they look so busted.
Guess where I've been at adventure are retired.
That means they won't be going on any more adventures, so why don't you take these guys
inside so they can relax comfortably?
Okay.
Well, they seem pretty comfortable, I guess.
So you can now end the day and watch what happens when the lights go off.
I'm gonna day every cat will eat one food.
Make sure you always have more than enough.
Okay.
End the day.
Mellor got it on with Adriana and made a kitten. Wow what a beautiful cat. Oh my, what an eventful
night. Don't tell my wife about what we saw. I hate it. We have a new kitten. She will
need to grow up before she can go on an adventure though. Don't worry, there is
something in the water here that makes them grow up in like one day. Also look,
a stray cat has come to your house looking for love. She totes take them
inside, right?
Wasn't there enough kittens or collected enough strays? You can take them on
adventures to find more supplies. They want four fresh kittens set on an
adventure, but you don't have enough yet. So just like keep ending the day
collecting strays until you do. You can directly begin to see if you inherit anything from her parents and check her stats.
Par Ilyruz, thank you for the 67 months, really appreciate that, thank you dude.
You can disable the mating animation.
Mali attack and sunburn, so I guess it gains sunburn.
Okay, so I'm supposed to end the day.
It was calm, nothing of significance occurred.
Does the kitty have stunted growth?
Uh, was that poop cat poop in the house?
Okay, uh, now what?
storage oh battery
feel one damage yourself 50% chance to spawn a friendly flea what the fuck
okay that was calm nothing of significance happen oh yay with that new
straight there you should have enough cats to go on another adventure we'll put
them in the adventure box and get ready for a journey
butt scoots move one tile leaving a maggot familiar behind you what the
fuck
Okay, so it says how old they are too. All right
So let's see
One
Two this was made for with us, right
three and this one four and I'll say you can't bring I can't get any point of the
adventure box because he is retired oh so you can't bring retired cats okay
All right. Well, let's depart I guess
Collars equip class collars
All right, uh infidel dog thinking for the 69 months really present the art style is repulsive
So we're choosing a class now for these
it seems to make sense to give that to you because you've got lob shot you've
also got the you have the sunburn
sunburn right I but that's infinite range I guess okay make sense oh let's
See Trapper has mage magic, maybe mage is good.
We'll make battery the fighter, and I guess we'll make you the tank.
Okay, lock in
Okay lock in
Yeah, I'm busy right now. I'm doing I'm doing something. Thank you
George cat can be perfect for this game and my cats. I don't I don't lock my cats in my office cuz
That sounds like a nightmare
All right, so what do we have here?
Pooters.
Poop.
Bly.
We can try butt scoot.
You can throw adjacent odds at the four turns without using their movement as an action.
I guess let's try the butt scoot.
Ew.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah, let's see.
Fire magical blasts absorb magic darts.
We got a lot of enemies here, holy crap.
Why would somebody name their game this?
What is that, flat on, oh it says friendly maggot
is what it said.
Uh, hot soup! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that dude. Thank you very much.
So this burst is only castable once.
First.
Okay, we killed one.
I can itch do myself do some damage to myself and maybe spawn a thing now let's
try it itch oh we did not spawn it bummer and turn X West thank you for the tier
three one hundred and four months. Thank you very much man I appreciate that dude.
Is it a combat tactical RPG style? Yeah it feels a bit like a mix of like
something like Advance Wars and I guess maybe like a little bit of Darkest
Dungeon I suppose.
Oh wait does the fly eat the poop?
Like what was that?
Yeah this is a game I'm literally only playing because Chat wanted to see it.
I probably would not have played this one
but uh
Let's do butt scoot
We made a maggot there
Energon, thank you for the 78 months are really appreciate that
I want to see itch work. I'm going to keep itching until it works. Hey, we did it. We
We made a flea, so we spawned a unit.
So I'm assuming I don't have control.
This guy is trappers getting kind of fucked up here
And go ahead and butt scoot
Can you not, uh, hang on.
Spend all your mana and heal that much HP.
I'm not sure why I can't attack this guy and I can't really sure why I'm gonna move you
back oh was it this was it this enemy maggot was coming after me is that why I couldn't
maybe that's why
yeah okay I see
I didn't see that there I didn't see that I didn't even know that was there
okay I think that because that thing was wet we didn't do any damage to it I
think
Okay.
Okay.
We'll just hang back and just keep butt scooting the entire time.
Alright.
GG.
Persephone leveled up.
Presenting that level two got one light bulb
Picnic needle says you need a little bit deals damage give storms and ignores shield
The needle shot sounds pretty good, I guess I'll try that I don't know
Okay, that was the only character that leveled up there I guess
Right sure
No, this game came out today a door bars the fort way forward. It looks like it should be locked
What should Bertle do? Okay, so we can
Examine it bash it or ignore it. Let's try examine
And if it was a handle Bertle finds a way to open the door it leads to a small shop
Looking to buy something
I can I have three cents. I can buy a chum bucket a mushroom or a radar dish
But I can't afford any of these things so I guess I leave okay
Inting for pasta. Thank you very much
Makes the rubbish work Daisy. Hey cheers. Thank you Andy for pasta. Appreciate that. Yeah, the voice sounds a lot like
Like animal crossing I had that thought as well. I think Andy for pasta
He's a dude, uh, JC Domney slash thank you for 34 months.
Have you seen a black car and are gone?
Thanks so much.
We should that xyorks.
Thank you very much.
We should that dude.
That butt.
Make it so.
Okay, one down.
I could cast another magical blast.
Okay.
You only get to cast one of those per battle, but like why not, right?
Kenjo, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
Hey, we spawned a Flee, nice.
There goes 50 months.
Ah, the dude SPR, thank you very much.
Huh. I wonder why this character can't move. Yeah, why can't this character move?
Little strange. You have to pick up the coins? Oh, I don't know. Good question, actually.
might be right. I don't know, maybe you just get it when you finish the battle. It's the
passive of the cat next to it. There's a landon? Well, I mean, there's tiles here. I can...
Oh. Oh, now I can move. Weird.
Okay, weird.
Uh, is there a way to look at, like, my character here?
let's get a free move oh so that's just like a free move okay that's it
I'm just gonna keep butt scooting.
I'll hang back with you.
I'm ascending my fleas and maggots
Okay, I'm really going after this cab
Lob shot, heavy shot.
Yep, turn.
Butt scoot.
They also pick items to pick them up like you have to pick up items food oh so there's
like yeah there's all kinds of stuff on the floor here interesting okay is this another
alt f4 game I haven't alt f4 yet battery is now level two battery got plus one move all
others in three tiles move towards you jump to a tile doing each allied cat do a spin
attack at the same time okay chat is a hater I'm vaguely I'm vaguely remembering
chat like hey barb you're gonna check out a valid hey barb we're gonna check
out a vowed hey barb we check it about hey barb please play a vowed I play a
out and then what happens it's like this game fucking sucks dude like calm the
fuck down guys mark for I don't know what that is
why confusion to yourself and all enemies the start of each battle after
every fourth spell you cast you gain to I don't know
The battery is not looking so hot, he's taking some HP there.
I guess I'll give that to you.
Yeah, kinda like into the breach a little bit, yeah.
Trapper comes upon a strange mirror, although you can see his reflection trappers move
in superior, oddly delayed and distorted.
uh investigate
Trapper shares himself a few months it appears to just be a normal mirror
Oh, okay
They have a boss fight here 75 hp lucy damn
I want to separate just in case she's got some kind of AOE.
Don't have great movement on you, do we?
Okay, yeah, so looks like whatever's gonna happen here is gonna go all through here bro
Oh, uh, battery might be fucked, man. I don't know.
Uh, let's see...
We're gonna, uh, butt scoot?
We don't have a line of sight there.
Oh
Man
Was that a stick critical hit?
I don't think we want to do needle shot here for sure.
Um...
Go shoot you with that and...
Try heavy shot or you do sunburn.
Just do heavy shot.
Okay, nice. Did I do another heavy shot?
Oh well, we were going to miss eventually, right?
Oh boy.
Alright, how much HP do you have? You have 5 HP left.
We're gonna catapult you out of there
Oh
Broken rib on battery
Geez
Another mess
What the f- two m- okay, alright, I just-
Why- why am I- in every game I play, why are my archers all cursed?
In every fucking game, my archers are terrible. What's going on here, man?
We just been repeatedly frozen and unable to do stuff this entire time.
Okay, when do you just go over and over now?
Jesus, man.
Oh, that's not holy crap, dude. That was really rough.
Jeez, man.
Who else is gonna go?
Shoot a rock forward, spend five coins, gain 10, man. That was rough, man.
Fishbowl, thank you for the 24 months. I really appreciate that.
It's those big rocks, sure.
Um, so it looks like I can't go down.
I am not allowed to go down.
Okay.
Can't go this way though.
I can't, I can't do it, I guess.
What a bunch of evidence and it's more prepared for the next events.
Okay.
probably disabled the form effects
pumping animation safe random normal
use items and scale noise and grain no
hair no dust none meow then yet flicker
numb
Is that is that better?
Thanks so much go fishy really appreciate that re dragon takes up a little creature
Thank you for the sub fishbowl. Thank you sub easier on the eyes way better. Okay. There you go
So batteries in pretty bad shape here
All right, here I may as well.
There's a little spend one now, okay?
Bob that shot. Nice.
I don't know if I want to do this on this guy, because he might fly into me and cause
me damage.
Which I'm like, I'm sure that that's actually a mechanic as well.
scoot. I keep him back and try to heal him if I can.
We'll do back heal you. G-cobes, thank you for the sub. Here's what I do. Thank you G-cobes. We're gonna try to deal with this all with like ranged attacks and shit.
Try to let my guys heal up a little bit.
Bro, do you see that, like, do you see that?
The maggot attacked, and then I threw the maggot at him?
Okay, that's pretty cool.
I wonder if people have played this, but I've never touched Isaac kind of wild, hope is good so far.
Uh, yeah, I've never played Isaac.
I feel like I'm one of the few that didn't, honestly.
Uh, deal ice with a wide line with knockback one.
A lightning bolt that has a 25% chance to stun.
That's not a good big die.
Cats get worms?
Yes they can.
They can definitely get worms.
You got some chicken for winning that?
Yeah, I think you take this back home, right?
Because you have to feed the cats you have.
I think that's the point.
I could be wrong though.
which is better make up some old book old book well then go read you then go
read you I'll go library lady Bertil got plus one bright okay chat bats less than
500 guessing Barb's game taste I don't even know if I like this game or not
guys could you fucking just let's just relax God we don't have to it doesn't
have to be this way I said I'm gonna test I am not a very relax guys Jesus
Christ red bearded thank you for the 80 months really appreciate that let me
just play the game after down the next time an ally cat takes turn they take an
extra turn it sounds good for battery who's like nearly dead okay the other
one I don't know if I want to apply confusion I don't know if I want to do
What is this? Neo? Are you going to buy something?
A rare candy?
Leather cap, plus one armor, plus one brace. A cardboard necklace.
Uh, give me the rare candy!
Why not?
Battery leveled up. Uh, your base contacts inflict bruise.
Your base contacts always critical on enemies that have damaged you.
Worms!
Yeah, I'm giving you worms and a leather cap, so sure, okay.
We're gonna get this to Bertle because we're trying to use Bertle as our tank, which is
what the game wanted us to do.
Okay, so I'm not sure what determines which direction you can go.
I'm not allowed to go this way.
I'm guessing maybe it's because can I only scroll the left?
I'm guessing it's because this was the hard path, I guess, so...
The bruised wildlings versus the radical rats. Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
Oh, okay, so we can heal ourselves there.
I'm trying so tasty
But you
The fuck is music
I think Persephone's gonna get blown up. I think no matter what I do, I didn't even have a chance to move Persephone
How much he's getting skype 67
of
of
I
Spawn another worm
Okay, so he didn't actually go but he's spawning bombs everywhere
Okay
Oh
So you can actually attack the bomb bro my my maggots knew what to do even though I didn't
My maggots knew what to do even though I had no idea
But scoot
I've got a lot of worms all over the place here okay disarm the bomb
The old butt scooty Maggot's are OP I don't know what's OP or not just trying stuff
Something to support new jellies.
Uh, Altoski, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you Altoski.
Do you think if I burn this it's gonna explode?
Oh, it's gonna get, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen.
So then I can't do sunburn on it.
Okay, I'll do that.
That was good that I checked that.
Let's go do sunburn on him.
That was good, uh.
So the rat bombs will actually still explode if you hit them with fire even though you took
out the fuse.
I'm loving the butt scoot man.
I've got like a whole ass army out here.
Oh, could I actually do it again?
Bro! Holy crap!
Let's go. I guess let's cast first.
Got him?
Hey, Gigi?
You look at the turn, these are all the maggots we're going to go, man.
Alright, let's see.
So, Trapper leveled up.
This is the mage.
The mage guy seems like he keeps leveling up.
When you cast a spell, deal 1 random elemental damage to adjacent tiles.
I think lightning pause.
Okay, so is that like the end?
Is this endgame music?
Do you honestly think like, oh, let me listen to this random fucking cat themed music?
Is you really think I'd be listening to this?
Kine, thank you for the 62 months, really appreciate that.
Some of you lack even the basic critical thinking skills.
You really do.
Kine, thank you for the 62 months, appreciate that.
Also, when do I...
I think the only time I ever really listen to music is during crosswords and stuff too, right?
You can now adventure to the sewers.
Okay, so I have to bring the cats inside, right?
I don't know.
I think I hit end day.
Is there anything else I do?
End day.
oh it's raining again rain is a spooky one I think it rain because we did bad
things the rain man sees we'd be doing he tells on us oh I just lost the boss
Lost in two rounds, cause everything went on fire and his bombs instantly killed all my
cats on turn one, well, sounds like a real skill issue, man.
Ever need any mugenics advice, let me know, I can give you some pointers.
We are Frank and we live under your house.
I bet you hear us scratching, it gets itchy down here sometimes.
Who likes to like being itchy cause being itchy makes us work harder.
But you didn't know Frank builded your house, no lie.
It is please be my guide
We make them house as fast as we make brown
We are just kidding on you really we love to build so if you want to have more house may just ask Frank
Frank do need to be paid though. We don't work for kisses no more. No Frank one friends
cat friends
See that pipe over there that pipe goes all over the place this place is you want to send a kitty out push
Him down that pipe and ban there we go
We won't just any key though Frank want retired cats only Frank think we like the target we kind of retired to okay
Well, we go night night
So all of my cats are now retired baby bitch
Okay
So I
I have pixie baby bitch and I'm a little confused now boom the county
So Frank wants a retired cat if I give Frank a retired cat he's gonna build an attic
Okay, you can have Adriana
Send Adriana to Frank
Hey Frank was just waiting for you down here
Good job. Let's send the cat to us. He's slow. So when he runs we can still get him
Frank slow, but no one seems to get us
That's good so itchy I think we are ready to build
The Franks are going to go building all over that one.
You just wait and see, it won't crush you or nothing.
Send Frank one cap.
My finger has a tip, isn't that cool?
Black part of the pencil.
That's a good tip.
People use that to draw.
Okay.
So if we give him 25 cats, he's going to build something, another room for your house, okay.
So I can't go on an adventure right now.
So I guess all I do is end day.
Okay.
Okay
Carla, yeah, how many cats do I have here?
And baby bitch pixie
Carla
And I have tulip.
Aw, that cat can't go on an adventure yet. She's still like hitting the needs to grow up.
She's just a baby. Okay, so we're not, we can't go out yet. You gotta wait till we have four.
So I guess let's end the day again.
Okay.
You breed the best cat.
Garrison. Okay.
That cat looks rough.
We have a lot of cats now. I think we're ready to go on an adventure again, right?
The fuck is this game? You just woke up.
So look at what described this game right now is a mix of, like, Advance Wars and Darkest Dungeon and, uh, like, you know, Into the Breach, like, kind of a weird mix of tactical games.
Should I be, like...
Should I be giving them all of my cats?
So these guys are not should I like should I give you all of my cats
So I don't know what these cats even do Lady Oscar, I guess Lady Oscar can't go out yet to lip
Pixie
Okay, depart. Sure.
Alright, let's see.
Swap, this one's got a lob shot.
They live these cats here.
a
destroy a body desecrate short shot shoot a unit in your line of sight
uh give an adjacent unit plus two charge short lob shot um interesting
fighter
So none of these uh hang on can I go back or like I'm kind of screwed on this one
Made
All right, let's see what we can do lock in are the cats so weird-looking
So we get to keep some of this stuff. I wonder if my characters die if they die
Do I lose out on that or? Heal 24 HP
Right now if I will brittle one wets and hit with fire
I'll give you the Cardboard Necklace, I'll give you the Cat Food.
I'm not even sure I have any spells, I guess you have a spell Frost Blast.
So every fourth spell we cast we're gonna gain two Intelligence.
This one's my Fighter, I guess.
Okay. Lock it. The perfect lard asses. Alright. Well, didn't they say we could go to the
sewer now? I guess we're not going to the sewer yet? Or I'm not even sure how one...
How do you even go to the sewer? I don't even know. It looks like right now it's
It's raining everywhere so we're going to be in the rain the entire time.
Do not flush your cats.
You know I'm going to miss my my maggot ability here.
Excess damage you deal to units makes them explode dealing the excess damage you do to
run you except you.
Interesting.
Oh, there goes the stick.
What's this? You missed?
Oh fuck!
I guess we want as many we want to cast as many spells of this character as we can
Nice.
You missed it again with no basic miss chance.
Apparently it does have a basic mischance.
Attack that inflicts burn three
Okay and turn
I could just freeze you again.
I hit him.
He unfreezes, I freeze him and hit him again.
It's a good soundtrack.
I remember seeing each other back to this in 2014.
Was this game really announced in 2014?
14? Those are really, it seemed like a long time ago.
Scatter shot.
Okay, try that one, run up.
We're gonna remember that cancel one point he restarted independently it was canceling development was rebooted a few years ago
Okay, interesting
When it says destroy a body what does that even mean?
It just means that you can just move it out of the way like freely, I guess.
So I can just freely destroy corpses like whenever I want, I guess.
Okay.
Got you.
I'm just casting all the spells I can with this character, just so, uh, I don't know
just so uh just so I can hopefully raise their uh magic
all right
I think when you kill the enemies they turn to coins, right?
I want to see you punch someone then they explode.
Let's see, Karla leveled up.
It has to fire ice ball that if it burns too slow too and knocked by two on all units around you.
Uhh...
A melee attack that instantly kills frozen units.
If you use it on a boss instead of removes frozen to deal 15 damage. So...
The thing is that when you freeze, they're gonna go before you though.
So this isn't really gonna work though.
Because she's the only one that can freeze.
Let's take freezing man.
I've never seen such a successful bait always my mom
You can do both you have the man. Oh, that's a good point. Actually. Yeah, you could I think we could do it
And then do the other one because the charge it up
There's a bunch of celeb camos for the cats
Yeah, as long as you have the manna right chats being mean to each other
Come on, Chad, you're supposed to only be mean to me.
What are we doing here?
A mouse that deformed had lies before Pixie, about the gate, its single unmoving eye stares
at Pixie.
Fight or sneak by, I guess my only option is to fight.
It awakens and bites at her face, Pixie turns in shame at her now disfigured face.
Oh, okay.
Oh, cool, I guess.
Oh, people in Shadow looking for a reason to hate the game. I mean, if you don't like the game, so I'm, you know...
I don't even know if I like the game yet, to be honest.
This game's kinda cool.
Waaay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you not blind?
30% miss chance you just have a 30% miss chance now because that's stupid events man
Come on, dude.
Ah, that's cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah, let's all miss a lot.
Sounds really cool.
Wow!
WOAH!
Fucking God, it's like Battle Brothers all over again, man!
So I'm pretty sure that actually hurt me as well because of the exploding on the random
Shit
Big ice shards tile geez man the fire
Ah, interesting.
Ah, Ty, ah, Ty, good guy, thank you very much.
Ah, let's go.
Oh, shoot you and hopefully don't miss.
Oh, okay.
The scattershot was pretty cool.
Neat.
Uh, bad puppy! Thank you for the brand new Twitch Brot! I really appreciate that. Thank
you, bad puppy.
Uh, hang on one second, guys.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Ah! Sorry.
I had a loud bump in the house.
I was kidding, everything was okay.
I went down at the dad instincts.
I think a bad puppy for the brand new Twitch Prime.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, everything's fine.
How's your guys Tuesday going?
How are you guys all?
Any big, uh, were there any big, uh, Binding of Isaac fans in here?
Binding of Isaac is, uh, just a game I never really...
...has ever played.
I've never been into it.
I kind of expect, uh...
I guess you could drag a fight out to try to pick everything up, too, right?
Um...
I expect I wouldn't like it just because I just love enter the gungeon so much it might be hard to go back
That's games of all time you'd wait too many hours into that game
Quite different. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is not only does anything like my advisor, right?
I do it's a bit more like gungeon right you think I like it a lot, baby
Um, so this cat is lost its eyes.
I'm not sure how useful this is going to be.
Um, I guess let's go ass blasts.
To the rescue might not be bad either, but we'll go ass blasts.
I don't have any items to equip, okay?
Yeah, maybe.
Teleports.
Teleports to any tile.
There we go.
You know, when this ability we took that raises her intelligence or whatever after every
four spells I'm gonna guess that that probably only counts probably only counts
in that like in there you know like in that one mission and it resets after every
battle. Garrison really knows that the same smell of iron in the air dark pulls
of blood or spat across the ground gleaming in the lights lick it go for it
blood tastes bitter and stale Garrison swallows repeatedly trying to
remove the metallic taste from his mouth. Garrison took one damage.
Okay.
Uh, Isaac is a way bigger game than Gungeon. The synergies are not comparable.
Gungeon gets samey much faster. Gungeon samey.
Wow.
There's a take.
I don't think we're gonna, I don't think we're gonna agree.
Oh, whatever this thing is, it's pretty beefy.
Okay, freeze them.
Uh, did you write command emissions in hell divers?
No, I don't know what that is.
So I think you're just out of range on me here.
Because it's raining, I think the burn punch is like, oh yeah, it's like kinda worthless,
It's free damage, I guess
Let's see what is this?
Is there a chance to dodge things standing in the grass?
Oh, okay. Did not know that was a thing
What the fuck
The final fantasy tactics remaster took some creative liberties I see
Oh, yeah, thank you for the some we should that thank you all the eye
I
Miss
So the, uh, the what the freeze is not working in my favor right now for sure.
I guess I can do ass blasts.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Okay.
Thanks for the streams, God.
Thanks for the streams.
He's frozen again.
Uh, I can't really damage him.
Uh, thank you very much, King David!
Appreciate the sub, dude.
Thank you very much.
There we go, days.
I got an asshole.
Thank you, King David.
Appreciate that you owe me an eye for the sub.
Appreciate the subs, guys.
Thank you very much.
Let's see, Garrison leveled up.
Push, bowl rush, stick, equip a temporary stick,
and reflect the next projectile that hits you back at the attacker.
I'll take bull life.
It's good.
So still not allowed to go hard for whatever reason.
Not allowed to.
Okay.
It's an interesting game.
A large pile of trash blocks pixies way ahead.
We can loot, bash, examine.
Uh, examine.
Pixie carefully searches through some of the nearby cats and finds some useful items in
their pockets.
Pixie got used glasses.
Pixie stored four food.
So that is an item.
This is plus one blocks incoming damage.
Give this to you.
Oh, okay.
So these are actually, you can't just equip everything.
These are equipment slots, I see.
Interesting.
Gotcha.
Gained two mana when eaten.
Blind cat gets the glasses.
You like the music in this?
It's, uh, I think it's growing on me a little bit.
Apparently the ass blast worked to knock them back.
How much I can do there?
We're gonna keep Tulip back here.
Some songs are more tolerable than others.
Oh boy.
Ah, that was perhaps a very bad decision on my part.
I kind of yoloed a little too hard over there.
Uh, oops.
Ha ha ha ha.
Okay, now I- now I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, we're not taking any damage, I guess.
Oh, leave me alone!
uh... total rectal, thank you so much
uh... obviously still like figuring stuff out
um...
My kind of game I like advance wars and I like this sort of thing
Enjoy this kind of game
God
It's so annoying that that cat got blinded. How did I just, uh, heal there?
Oh, so you can't just walk over a tile to pick something up. You actually have to, like, get it.
Okay, any chance you could actually hit? There you go. Thank you.
I know the guy that's too woke but I think the name of this game is really gross, Mew
genics. Does it honestly bother you? Uh, yeah. Does it really bother you, dude? Pearls
are clutched so hard right now. Okay so this is the Archer. Twin shot shoot twice. Spawn
bear traps on each adjacent tile. And flip charm on a unit. If it's an enemy it takes
an extra turn immediately I'll try that I'll try that
People don't watch Isaac then
And the car they said that maybe they're too woke
Oh, I don't look at I don't have the patience for this conversation
Conversation
Straight up I don't so I straight up don't have the patience for this conversation
Time to heal your cats wait, which button do I press blue is heal
The entire party healed five health. Okay. Yeah, that's I straight up don't want to have the patience for this conversation
We got cat a nine tails
Take one damage and cleanse one random debuff.
Oooooooh, have I even seen a debuff on my characters?
I don't know, man. I think I might pass on that.
Gain two health and minus one, then heal 4 HP, a bucket of lard.
Go buy a rare candy.
So this is the... so when you use a rare candy it's like random which character is going
to get leveled up too.
Ooh!
Game plus one range and damage at the start of each turn, you lose this when you move.
I'll take that.
That's pretty nice.
Okay.
Cat is very weird today. You don't get to choose. Yeah, I don't think you get to choose
which character gets leveled up when you get to choose.
The perfect Rardass versus the radical Ratt. Okay, so maybe, I don't know if it's just
Bad luck or we got the rat twice.
Oh.
Oh, the bombs are because it's raining, the bombs aren't going to explode at all, right?
the blind on my cats because of it was like a random event it was like a head
there was like a decapitated head and it talked to it and I was like do you want
to fight it or try to understand it so I chose to fight it and it's like it
bites your face and just figures you so that made pixie blind I guess I was
deeply offended by this. Are any of these bombs even going to explode? Put his damn head
off. Extremely offensive, I can't believe they would do that.
I
Bull rush
Yep attack, okay
Now
so getting hit by the bombs can so he can still hurt you by hitting you no no
Oh, can I have an undue shit?
Oh, so we have to take aim back, nice.
How about scatter shot?
I missed him because he's in the bushes. And we missed him again.
like a boom boom boom
brownie
tenderness
she's from my claws
continue
bowing me
continue bowing me
bowing me
bowing me
bowing me
bowing me
let's see
let's see
wow
Wow nice shot
Look at how many bombs he has around dude
I feel like tulip zone is actually doing any real damage here.
Which means that he's going extremely aggressively for tulip.
Okay.
There we go. GG. That's how you beat that boss, Chad. Pixie leveled up. Protection, heal to
full HP at the start of every battle. Wow. Okay, that one. So wait, so now I can either,
Can I either go home or I can go to the sewers?
Oh no, now I can go to the sewers.
Oh, okay.
So then, this is like Act 2 or something, I see.
Interesting.
I wonder should I have cached out instead of trying to go to the sewers then?
A couple cast spells that cost one or two mana.
Cleanse all debuffs.
Maybe I should have uh, maybe I should have cashed out.
Yeah, we'll see.
Oh my god, I can't, I'm so offended that this game has sentient pieces of poop, this is outrageous.
Somebody think of the children!
Okay well if we're gonna send somebody in we should send in Pixie.
Okay the ass blast worked out pretty good there.
This game is weird.
Okay we took out that piece of poop.
Are these going to repeatedly, yeah, it's going to spawn the smaller poops.
Alright, we charmed that poop.
Well, I don't complete them all, but I try.
Wow, wow!
That was a hell of a chain reaction there, my goodness.
Ah, Brutus! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that dude. Thank you, Brutus.
Right, I just beat the shit out of my own cats the entire time.
Bro that thing's got some fucking range dude leave me alone god
You freeze this thing
Artelia, I think it's fucking shooting me from god damn a million miles away man.
I mean that's if I can hover over the enemy to see like what kind of range they've got.
But I guess that's part of the learning curve.
I
Oh
No, I cast the wrong spell there, okay, right click the question mark which question mark
Okay, another one dead.
My hair defies gravity.
I'm trying to pick up money where I can.
There we go.
Alright.
If you right click on an enemy, it shows you're in.
Okay, got you.
If you end your turn with zero mana, the next spell you cast is free.
Whenever you're down, allies skill 12 HP,
XI skilling is converted to shield I don't think I really have much fire I guess
I have freezer burn I guess I'll take that not great you look in trolls once
you've tacked you if things get cluttered okay I'll take a look at that
I'll try that next time. Oh, there's something else. I want to do too
Gears is almost upon a dark hole numerous eyes pure out from the darkness we can sneak by
Examinates or bashes
Ashes
There's a reason the dark hole with his arm to swap the eyes
But he pokes himself in the face and the sharp edges of the hole instead. He got punctured eye
right eyeball fairly I can use it and heal
oh that just means he can't wear glasses anymore maybe okay he does not need this
this. I'll give him the cat food. I'm gonna give you the eyeball. So I haven't seen any
spells that require one or two mana. This one requires eight mana I guess, so the two
Two spades hasn't really helped me at all yet.
Alright.
Got you.
Use the debuff whiff on my blind cat.
Oh, like maybe he can whip himself to get his eyes back?
No, that's not how that works, right?
No way.
Hahaha.
What do we got here, man?
Boomers?
Explodes when cal- oh god.
Blackbird.
Uh, fetus, gusher?
Oh my god, dude.
This game, the farther we get in this game, it's just making me angry and angry, man.
Oh, puncture die, 10% miss chance, you can't equip face armor, gain an eyeball trinket.
Outrageous.
Alright, so Pixie is the... pretty much has no value aside from just taking lots of hits.
What? What the fuck was that? So, oh hang on, if you hold ALT?
Oh, okay, so it does kind of show you the range on these if you hold this, I think.
A little hard to see.
Maybe that's how far they're going to go or something if you right-click.
I'm gonna take a chance here, I'm gonna go right here and use freezer bone.
Cut medium food.
Okay.
So move you over here, kind of curious to try the pheromones on you, let's try that.
Let's see what he's gonna do.
Bro, I'm not sure I know what's going on with this shit to be honest.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't really know what's going on over here.
Harpoon's units that end movement in front of it.
So okay, if you end your movement in front of this thing, it's going to harpoon you, I guess.
Okay, that's what these are
So I think we just got poison if farts inflict poison three farts and projectiles itself forward
A lot of poison on you, dude
Hmm, what's up Wong? How's it going, dude?
Oh
Okay, yeah, this really does feel like into the breach doesn't it it does feel that way
Ah, I see, you've got 12.
I had an exhausting trial with no conclusion today, I'm being- oh, I'm sorry.
This thing's got a shield too, I think, gonna block some incoming damage.
what parts and projectiles itself forward when damaged
Oh
He parts
Oh my god, oh my god, wow
bro holy shit man garrison got fucked up
Okay, another one dead.
His art style is horrifying.
Oh you know what that's what I was trying to grab that food actually is what I was trying
to do so.
Kind of worked out man.
What is going on?
Ummm...
That was rough. Alright.
Smurpee there is taking the sub. Goontech taking it with the sub.
Really appreciate that. Thank you Goontech.
Choose a stat.
Charisma effects max mana and starting mana.
Those are effects max health and post combat, strength effects melee attack and melee damage.
Lock effects base crit chance.
She's kind of weird.
I don't really feel like she's got much going for her.
I guess I'll go with the constitution, I guess.
I don't know.
Strange character.
Luke in thank you for the sub really appreciate that thank you Luke and the
Smurf eaters appreciate the subs guys here by tour thank you for the sub
really appreciate that thank you guys cheers a shard of glass is a melee
attack that inflicts bleed
I'm curious if the debuff thing would actually cure the blindness
The toilets oh
I'm I don't know what it's gonna be, but I'm ready to be offended guys
I'm about you guys, but I'm already I'm ready. I'm gonna I've got my congressman. I've got the email ready to go
I don't know what it's gonna be ma'am, but
Bytor, Luke and thank you for the subs. Appreciate it man, thanks very much.
Smurf Eaters, goontech, thank you very much.
Empty Generator. What the fuck is that?
Well he's got 12 more mana in a turn. Refresh your basic attack.
Who could even do that?
Oh, does it show me somewhere? Am I missing it? It says, like, luck, charisma, intelligence,
C32HP. How much mana does Karla have? I have no idea. Karla probably? Yeah, I don't
This item is electrically conducive, okay.
30 minutes charisma, mitigate the end of Barada's intelligence.
Yeah, I'm just not sure.
Alright.
Flutter.
Dense caliber, blind the walls and ceiling blocking tulips way forward.
We can sneak by or attack.
Sneak by.
Okay.
okay he got through it was like a tank their stats did it
this thing gives her a plus two shield all right it has tank yeah yeah the
The perfect Lard asses versus the Flush Master, oh god.
Okay Garrison is fucked.
Let's go heal.
Is it a dirty condom?
I don't think it is.
So let's see.
We don't have range yet
See what you got flush what the fuck
Okay, miss, good.
I suppose I'll freeze him.
I'm gonna attack and face a bleed.
I was bleeding and we hit him again.
Yeah, I gotta like, not.
I put myself in a shitty situation.
Ummmm...
Gonna do freezer burn.
Whoa! Bro went flying! What the fuck?
Hahahahaha! Okay.
This game is pretty cool. I'm liking this game.
I dig this sort of thing. So he's bleeding, burning. Although I'm actually not sure he
might not be able to burn. That wouldn't surprise me.
I mean it is a deeply offensive game and I am outraged but I am having a pretty good time.
Bro.
Oh you missed the second shot but still.
I'm liking the tulips doing pretty good I know we're being flushed
NO!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, now cut him.
MESS!
Okay, I don't think this cat can really do much
Because he's kind of
He's kind of in a shitty situation over there
I would be nice if I could push him into that, but I don't think that's gonna happen
The line of sight stuff is really killer on this one
Are you
Make sure you nod disapprovingly every 30 seconds so no one gets too upset.
You gotta shake your head. What was it the person who was like?
Was it a tweet or something like that where it was like,
I was reading mind comps on the train but I had to shake my head like this.
Just so people knew I wasn't agreeing with it.
I gotta make sure I go like this just so people know.
Oh nice damage there we go I
don't know I'm like it's like it to me it feels like a lot of potty humor you know so
Waffle make for the bits. Appreciate that. Thank you very much
When you have two muscle and one brace for each enemy
You have plus two muscle and one brace for each enemy adjacent to you when you take damage
You gain plus four luck and wiggly a 25% dodge chance
I'll go with that one hundred dog I
Okay, I feel like I'm doing pretty well.
I feel like I'm doing pretty well.
A shot?
Uh, snake skin hat spawn a charmed rattlesnake at the start of each battle.
You have all stats up while wet and a rare candy.
Okay, I'm buying the hat and I'm buying the rare candy.
Let's see stat up.
This is Garrison plus two constitution and full heal, hex max health.
This guy is often at the front.
I feel like he could probably use the full heal.
He'd probably use it.
So he's going to spawn a rattlesnake now, okay, sure, can't go hard, I don't know when
or how you unlock hard, I don't know when that happens.
You need a pool of a murky pool of water, gear, some spies, something shiny, dive
Give it to the pool, or use an item from the backpack.
Garrison pulls an item out from his pack and fishes out the item from the bottom of the
pool.
Garrison got duty mask.
I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna get, maybe I can get Katie to let me borrow like a pearl necklace
or something like that so I can clutch my pearls each time.
spawn a charmed fly at the end of your turn.
Okay, that one.
You're cheerleading all the way back, then it's a fainting couch like...
All right, what are we doing with here?
Sharky.
It's bite and flicks bleed, and we've also got water leeches.
Okay.
Seeks water when it's out of water while in water dashes in a straight line with life steal that passes through units
Oh, so it like just goes straight through you. Oh, hey, it's my my rattlesnake buddy over there
And we have a that's our friendly fly
So we got to watch out for all these like adjacent attacks are gonna be happening all the time
the
Okay.
Ness!
Uh, I would rather not be adjacent to another enemy, so let's go down this way.
Yeah, it's kind of like Into the Breach, Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, like a mix of those
things.
I think it feels the most like Into the Breach.
A little bit of advance wars as well.
I guess this d.a.s. blast.
Yeah, boy this cat this cat it's like worthless dude cat doesn't do anything
Good job rattlesnake
I guess let's get rid of this leech one less thing to worry about.
Let's go and do freezer burn.
Nice shot.
After Battle Brothers, I feel like you kind of forget that sometimes tactical games don't
always fuck you in the ass, non-stop.
And it's like, it's a weird, it's a weird world after Battle Brothers, man.
It's like, wait a minute, tactical games, like, don't always do that non-stop?
Like, what's the deal?
Uh, Burdok, sir, thank you very much, really appreciate that.
So yeah, that shield is doing that, don't you?
Oh, I did not realize there was a leech over there.
You'll be fine.
Ow, I hit my own guy.
Who'd again?
I critical hit my own guy!
Hahahahaha!
Jeez!
Alright.
Uh, alright. Toolip leveled up.
So Toolip is the ranged guy.
I think speed could be nice, actually.
They have a little more movement there.
Seems pretty good.
Okay.
Tool Lid comes across a mummified corpse.
The body is dried and hardened frozen in time in the tragic pose of its final moment.
I can destroy, examine, or loot.
Let us loot.
Ah, Tulip got a bone club.
Okay, what is a bone club?
Militech, it's a 50% chance to break each time it's used.
Um, is it strong?
Wait, what are we talking here?
I guess I'll give it to you.
Uh, okay.
Uh, Gunslinger, thank you very much. We appreciate that. Majora, thank you for the sun.
Antenna.
It's gonna break first, you see, probably.
Unit that contact could hit with a lightning bolt that had... units that contact or attack you
get hit with a lightning bolt that has a 10% chance to stun.
That sounds pretty good for... for this character.
Okay, we're gonna swap some stuff around. Let's give you the leather brace. We're gonna give you the snake skin hat.
Okay, that all sounds pretty good.
Alright.
Boss time!
You got guns like a majority I think for the sub usually guys Boris grumble grumble
Got 200 HP, huh?
Let's see move one tile towards whatever damages it will dash on its last turn and trample
Interesting so move one house or whatever damages it will dash on its last turn
I
So, it'd be great if I could get to the other side of this thing.
I
So we're getting swirled around the bowl here.
We missed the bone club.
Oh god.
Oh, he ran over my snake there.
Oh, bro, that scattershot, that hit him like multiple times there, okay, that was pretty
sick.
That was good.
of
a lot of things happen in combat here dude I'm keeping up with it I'm trying
How am I liking this it's to be honest I can take your leave like I don't really care for the like the edginess like it
Doesn't really do much for me. It's cute
Like the arts on the the edginess are cute whatever I do like the game itself like the game itself is really neat
so I
Dig this sort of like tactical thing. I like stuff like this
I shoot but it's not it's kind of not safe because I don't want to hit my own guy
he's he doesn't have that much HP I could try to like yeah I don't think
it's worth it
honestly bro what I could just do is just keep everybody away from this guy
keep everybody away from him
yeah it's kind of a style I get it I understand
There's a hell of a charge there.
So when the lightning hits, because I'm wearing that lightning bolt on his head, when he wears
it strikes me but then it goes all through the water also so it's like
electrocuting everything
Nooooooooo not to him!
He's almost dead.
There we go.
GG.
Should've shifted with the tank.
Oh, I have no doubt I'm not doing this perfectly.
I think I've done okay though.
Okay, Pixie is good for literally nothing except just taking hits, so I guess more constitution.
And I'm not allowed to go forward.
I think that might be it.
Okay.
The perfect Lardasses return home.
Hey, good job, guys, good job.
Complete the sewers.
You did better than me on that one, I had one cat left, well I know, every once in a while
you're going to run into a gamer like me and save the scissors, that's just, you know,
better than you easily.
You can now adventure to the caves.
Okay, so let's see.
I'm not allowed to carry everything.
have to pick and choose. I kind of like the snakeskin hat. I also like the duty mask.
Slimey hat, 50% chance to catch and projectiles. Inflict and mobile one on units that touch
I haven't seen that great the two of Spades of Trash well, I don't even know we haven't even seen a spell that cast
One or two mana have we even seen one of those? I don't think we've seen one of those
Mars been training with Sotomi simulator battle brothers
Out of nine tails I like things that give me armor
I'll take all this trash
Butch is not accepting cats, Tink is not accepting cats, we don't really know what's going on
here. English isn't my first language, what is sodomy? It is...
Uh, pick up them? Wait. Oh, you do it? Oh, what's his hideout?
It's out. I got a new collar for you. This class is called the cleric, a pretty hoity-toity
religious type. There's mental share, but boy can they heal things. The solid cleric on your team
ain't no one going down. And if someone does, just pray on it. Cleric collar is now available
Also, so it looks like that sewer monster man built you a pipe, huh?
Well, don't feel special, got one too.
Hey, that gives me an idea.
How about you and I going to business together?
Send me cats a combat experience and I'll let you kiss me behind the dumpster over there.
What do you mean, no?
Yeah, well, what about I expand the little box of yours then, huh?
Talkin' about that box by your house, sicko.
You can upgrade that old shoebox for you, that way you can hold more sharp objects.
Trust me, it's worth it. Just send me a cad who's killed some stuff. I'll hook you up. Also...
Oh, oh, oh. Looks like you got another collar.
The thief. A personal favorite of mine.
When bothering you, thief can stab me in the back.
Extra cash? Well, you know the thief's got sticky fingers.
Let me start on how quick they are. Just hope the girls don't find out.
Ah-ha-ha. Thief collar. Okay, so we've unlocked new classes.
Cool. And what about this one?
Tink's trailer.
Hello there!
You are the talk of the town these days. Everyone is all like
there goes that so-and-so aren't they a catch?
They got brains and buns. I'm like thanks girl but the jeer about that newbie in town has been
hoarding all those cats.
uh-huh
This is really cool great combination different game mechanics people today are so nosy right anyway
What's this about you and me being pipe buddies?
You know, I can hear you talking in your sleep to that thing right
In a day is thinking of the 31 months for you that dude
Let's start a cat family and guess who the father is? It's you, silly!
Let me your kittens and I'm sure I can find a way to return the favor.
Keep your donkey face, fuggos in the basement, toodles.
So they each want... they want... this one wants a cat
that have been on an adventure, upgrade your item storage.
The next reward is a secret, okay?
Here's kitty kitty folks. Let it bring a tear to your little furry eye.
Alright, welcome back.
Um...
You can put them in the attic now.
So you can also throw them around.
Oh!
Wait!
Oh, there he is!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...
Alright, let's see. So how do I, uh, donate?
Oh my god, I may be too woke, but this is just too much. I know right?
Same number of morning fairs, well that means you can cast it every single turn hang on. How do I how do I donate again? Oh
I got to drop him in the pipe right
I want cats that have been on the adventure.
There you go.
Two vulgar!
Kedgy, you can really take a punch, thanks.
As per our agreement, I'll upgrade that storage box of yours.
It's a pretty tiny, I got bigger ones, but they will cost you.
Send more cats to play the experience and I'll expand it more.
Just like that, I want cats that have ventured further from home.
You're going to need to venture into the sewers or junkyard this time.
Good luck.
Oh, we got that too, right?
Oh, Wantscats would have been either the sewer or the junkyard.
Okay, we haven't kept them in the sewers, but not the junkyard yet.
Do I have a kitten?
There you go. Wants a kitten.
Oh, happy day, my little heart is so full.
Thank you, thank you.
And no idea how much this little guy means to us.
Out your payment. A bit of a loss here. Uh, here, take this, I guess.
It's immune now, but in the right light, the color is just to die for.
This bow could make God cry, if you dare throw it away.
You can leave now. Oh, but don't forget to keep sending me kittens.
Okay, so that gave me a bow?
Ah, here we go. Fancy bow, it's fancy.
So this has got to be about like unlocking something else, right?
Like you got to put this on a character and that's gonna unlock something else, right?
It's kind of nice upgrading my inventory allows me to keep some of these other items that we had
So now we don't have to enter the trash
So
To go on it like once they've been on an adventure. That's it right you want to put some in the attic
Why do I want to put some in the attic?
So now that they've been on an adventure right I can't take them on anymore. So that means I need new cats
And I think right now. I only have one cat that hasn't been out. So I need three kids see this
Just uh...
The sleep stat at minus one?
Yeah, what is that about?
The sleep stat?
What's that about?
So you're breeding stock, right, right?
So am I trying to specifically breed like...
I want to specifically breed ones that have different traits, right?
So like...
So, Burtle...
Like, let's say I put Burtle here.
So, Burtle is... we need a female cat.
That time, I may enjoy it.
Burtle and Pixies, does that mean they're like going to, they're going to get it on?
Is that it?
They're good traits of Raiorai, does that mean that's gonna work?
And now end the day, they might bang.
Okay, it almost reminds me of Pokemon where, see like Pokemon fans don't know, you don't
know about this Pokemon, you've been doing this forever dude.
That's why you have ditto sex slaves and you breathe like a hundred Pokemon in the hope you get the moves you want
Right just kind of like Pokemon right? Yeah, exactly
That we're getting on with a date with battery and made a kid
Far less started a fight there were no winners
So we have a new cat Bill.
I have 11 cats.
Anyone can breed.
Short shot baby bitch
Um
Probably donate Persephone
To Frank, okay
and let's see we could donate garrison to butch right because he wanted cats to
done that you donate Carla to butch as well I by the way I have no idea what
I'm doing is right wrong I have no clue at all
Uh, Trapper had pretty nice abilities, um, I think battery, um, I mean, you don't want
them to just die, right?
You want them to, you want to donate them, right?
Oh, give that to Frank.
Tulip was really good ranged.
Tulip was really good.
Okay, maybe they'll breed.
I can't go on an adventure yet anyway, so let's go ahead and end the day.
And made two kittens! Oh, wow! Okay.
Jackpot. Boney? So, wait, is Boney like... could either be... could either be one or
the other we're not sure of like maybe bony is like ditto like they could have
sex with either and do either one maybe that's it
can't rename cats otherwise we sent off to die oh I don't know maybe you can we're
not sure short shots and reduce okay could we go on an adventure now
Oh, hang on, Tracy?
What's Tracy got?
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
I'm Tracy, but I honestly don't feel a word can fully represent who I am as a person, so don't bother using it.
So you must think you're some type of pet lover.
Do you identify as a pet lover by how you carry yourself?
Well, yeah, I thought so.
Pet lover. God, what term is so specious?
even hearing the word pet just makes my skin crawl for the term animal companion
but personally I go a step beyond loving animals in fact I believe all animals
have the same rights as us if not more even the term pet showcases the bigoted
speciesist agenda that the sick world's subscribed to but I had my way using that
where it will be punishable by death.
Goddammit.
Hello.
Welcome to P-Mart where our love for your pets is never ending.
Our cat donation center stays open 24-7.
It is your cat age 5 or older.
We're going to go directly to the expansion of this location.
P-Mart thanks you for your patronage and have a blessed day.
I hate you.
I could buy another- I have 47
Food for eating
Do yourself an all just give this to full HP. Oh, wow
Does there already have a snakeskin hat? What happens if I buy another one?
You have two snakeskin hats
Once a cat's age five seven or older five was a five-year-old or seven five
Age trapper is aged nine okay
Dark thank you for the 78 months. Thank you dark
This is a good game for my daughter to play I
Uhh... I mean...
I think this game could be... Maybe...
Have a lot of things for young kids, might be not. I don't know how old your kid is, but probably not.
P-Mart has rehoned or donated feline to a family in need.
As you may have heard, all reward members gain access to exclusive imports.
Come back tomorrow. Have a restock of any new imports, yeah.
Pretty sure it's some kind of frozen food locker or something.
Oh.
Okay.
So, is something new here?
There is a safe mode for the cats, it's true.
Frank is scared.
The king of our dark spooky van, Frank was a dead guy in that place once, but don't
worry we got so smart and built a new Frank out of the old one.
It is new, right?
Look at how we can make this one dance.
can't dance like old Frank Campbell look again. Frank needs nap. So needs 10 kittens over
there. Let's see we've got Trupka.
Let's take out Trupka. I think we can go out now.
They got Bill, baby bitch, and LaHarl, they got Moni,
And do I have to I don't think I put them now right? Yeah, I think we we put them when we go
Bonnie Bonnie
Let's see. What are we giving you who we're giving the what?
Last colors
So we got spit lob shot, let's give you
The tank.
Let's give you the fighter.
Time to not break HP.
Maybe this guy fire a magical blast, maybe you should be the mage.
12 HP? Wolf. Man.
Baby bitch could be the... could be the fighter.
Oh no, man.
We'll see what we can do, I guess.
I could try out the cleric or the thief.
I guess let's go with this.
Alright, we got some abilities, no clerics.
Cleric may be a good idea, well you only get four, right?
So I gotta pick something.
Oh, interesting.
So if you're going to be up there fighting, we probably want to give you this.
I'll give you the Bone Club.
Baby bitch is the fighter.
I'll give you the antenna I guess I'll give you the shard of glass also glass would be
good for you too I don't know what to do with the bow either I don't know if you do that
I want to I definitely want to wear the snakeskin hats too because each one of these gives me
a rattlesnake and let's change troops to the duty mask so we're spawning the
flies every every time oh we can actually wear both we're both all right
We'll we'll try this do we have any spells that cost
Where's the
Double cast spells that cost one
I don't think I have any spells that cast one unfortunately, I still
Some day we're gonna find whatever the two of spades actually works with right
the bow is probably for a secret yeah it probably is right I kind of want to
have my snakes though let's go with this the dumb chunks so you have to start
at the alley each time so the run's gonna get like increasingly long as you
go
Oh, let's see.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm not sure why this is turning that like what the difference is without being a grass
tile.
And you can't like grow it more so I'm not really sure what the purpose of that is.
Oh, nice shot.
Is that a bait trap that every, uh, so if you set up baits, uh, you can attract enemies,
okay?
you say maybe yeah maybe you can set it on fire so I don't know
That's kind of cool, I just gave him armor.
Is that- that's a friendly fly, I think I actually killed a friendly fly earlier.
Yeah, yeah.
This thing is, uh, fire- Oh!
We set that shit on fire just now, actually.
Meow meow.
Hey, GG.
Tall grass. Yeah, I just don't I know the tall grass does that I don't know what the small like the small grass if that does anything
I don't know
Oh, let's see batter up knock a unit back 10 10 tiles jump to a tile and immobilize anything you land on and
trample over one tile
diagonally
Or we can metabolize and
and...
gain some health?
Okay, I'm just picking things. I don't know what things do.
Uh, a leather mask.
Don't ask me what I'm picking here, dude. I don't know.
There you go.
Alright.
The man, Gymas.
Okay, ugly answer to this.
Which is better?
Tappy Toes or Pirouettes?
Um, Tappy Toes.
Give me more right.
Can you do the running man?
Troops guy feels a great burst of speed.
Okay, sure.
So, he like gained HP, but he doesn't like heal him for that much, so I'm not, I'm not
sure.
He gained like max HP.
But there's other ways to like heal, I guess, so like who knows.
Okay.
I'm gonna give you one of those.
What's that, is the invasion of Cyberstan starts?
I don't know.
Are the missions already there, Chad?
The new Cyber, the new, um, Aldeva's missions?
He's already started.
I'll throw out a bait there.
They're pushing already.
As I can throw scrap so I just gained by doing that in this game to shit little armor
Ah.
Okay.
We need to drop some democracy today.
I think all that's left is this one here.
Hey, nice.
Might be gonna walk around and pick up some more money, but...
It looks a bit easier than Battle Brothers.
Yeah, it's a bit easier than Battle Brothers.
I'm sure this game gets harder, but for now it's a...
We, you know, we...
Battle Brothers will say something else, man.
Thunder Punch.
A 25% chance to stun.
Jump to an open tower within range.
Inflight the bruise.
Move nice because of dash attack.
this ability becomes a reposition I'll go with a leap to that battlebusters needs
more poop let me just pick up here a roid rage gain this for the rest of the
battle
okay
But purple drink what does purple drink do heal to HP gain to mana and plus one
okay that's you radiant light fills the surroundings with holy energy and the
cat's feeling vigorated by its warm embrace I wonder if that's like a heal
or something. Did you name the cats? I don't know if you can actually. I don't know if you can.
So we're throwing out bear traps.
are you gonna throw me all the way over there too wow damn we fucked them up
So is he healing? I think he might be healing every turn, huh?
So the bear traps he throws down, you like lose them as time goes on.
Yeah, like you have to remember where they are
Oh, I walked out of the bear trap.
So we must be healing because of that golden radiance thing is probably why we're healing.
of
the
death of
death of
death
Give him the Hawk Tua.
Does this dude burst?
uh he's nearly dead
how many bear traps are around here anyway
So I'm actually immobilized here as well. I can't even move
Do my my summons are kicking his ass
There we go, E.G.
My Summons were kinda whooping his ass there.
Let's see, Bill leveled up.
Shoot three magic missiles at random enemies.
Give two mana to a unit.
Basic attack gains plus one range and area until the end of the turn
I'll turn the homing blast. Let's take that one
Yeah, I'm good coffee
Using someone's what a disgrace
You know the choice of which path you can take you keep going right to take the easy way out like you did last time
But I heard there's some cool stuff you go south here better items hard fights more awards the path of the strong your choice
That sounds right for me. Let's do
Hard path
Catcaller
Slows units counter attacks when hits, okay
I don't know what that counter attack is.
Collect some armor there.
Tom Tom.
It's low but has a wide melee attack.
I'm going to get rid of one of these, I'm going to get rid of one of those.
Let's go move into the grass to gain the dodge
22!
I'm damn man!
Ah, that's a lot of damage!
80 bitch OP!
80 bitch OP these guys are pretty gnarly
I
Bait didn't quite work
A whole lot of misses on these guys man throw this here
He's got seven armor now
Bone club and punch
All I did so whenever something goes in front of the snake it like auto attacks
So that means you can boop them into the snake over and over pretty cool
Okay, I'm gonna go collect this money, too.
Alright.
Not a snake, it's a SNECK.
Does it actually say SNK?
Rattlesnake.
Uh, this really is like the most millennial game of all time, dude.
I
Ummmm
May as well
Why not?
Have any birds showed up yet?
Waaah!
I'm waiting for a heckin' doggo to show up
He's got my- yeah, he does have a magic missile
Not the heckin' doggo
A Puppercut, oh god, there we go, pretty clean, pretty clean, I don't know guys, I feel like
I'm pretty bald, I'm pretty fucking badass at this game man, I feel like I'm pretty incredible.
Deal 1 damage to a unit and this kills it, refresh your basic attack, shoot a high duck,
Toss a spider egg that deals low damage and inflicts infested.
I'll try that, infest?
Ah, that sounds good.
I'm more offended by the Millennial terminology than the edginess.
Yes, this is actually true.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that's actually true.
That's probably more.
Uh, fifth of the chance for an extra bird to spawn at the start of each battle, bird?
Okay, sure.
Shrupa comes up on a strange mirror, as you can see, reflection Shrupa's movements appear
oddly delayed and distorted.
Investigates or break?
Break it.
Let's put a low hiss while staring at a reflection then last on the shadows of mirror troops get
got broken a window. What does that do?
So now it's plus three bleed thorns.
But this is gonna make them bleed though.
Oh no wait no that's what it does to the enemy.
Okay.
No.
I thought that was gonna make them bleed also.
I don't think that's how it works.
Oh wait it does!
It is gonna bleed me too!
Shit!
It's gonna bleed me too, I don't wanna use that.
Okay, so I can get flung anywhere I want.
That's good.
Can they get to it?
Those are no fevering.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Blood fell out.
Barbie else I left.
Penta gets in a heated yelling match with a crim.
I have to shut the blinds.
Wait, so this bird.
Whoever kills this gets all stats up and finds a bonus item.
What?
Is this the thing?
Is that what it was?
Apparently the bird is kind of an asshole.
Okay, we gotta make sure that the snakes don't kill the bird.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
oh no
bill ain't looking so good dude
So that's the one that's going next.
Okay, so I guess they got all their stats up.
So when they say all their stats up,
do they mean just for this mission
or do they mean for exactly?
Let's try the spider egg.
Okay, so now we have a spiderling.
Okay.
It's just for this battle.
If it's just for the battle, that kinda sucks.
I'm enjoying this yeah, this is fun
Oh, no.
Okay.
Ah, I think we're kind of getting a little fucked up here.
Oh, we just- we put ourselves in a big line, we got fucked up on that one.
Ugh.
Boy, that was kind of a mess.
kind of a messy one there. Uh, let's see. Boney leveled up. Demons and effects from your traps
are doubled. Your basic attack inflicts Charm 5 the first time you use it in each battle.
Your stats can't go below 5 when you're down to allies' heal 12 HP. I'll do Talk to
animals. Okay, what'll we get here? Throw an adjacent unit to a tile. I'm gonna
take off the broken thorns.
I mean, if anybody had it, it would probably be you would be better, right? I
don't know why I put it on... of all the characters put on, I don't know why I
I put that on bony at all.
That's, that was a really not a good choice.
Um...
Do you love to go a wanderers beneath a clear blue sky?
Heh, here you go.
Uh, itchy mango!
Thank you for the gift, son.
Appreciate that.
Okay, you, what better?
Boogers or poop?
Bro, this is so offensive.
Oh my god, I can't believe this.
Uh, itchy mango, thanks so much, dude.
Appreciate it, man.
Alright, chat, what do you think?
Boogers or poop?
What's better, boogers or poop?
Poop!
How can you choose? We need a pole.
Boogers? What the fuck, TOS.
Still poop.
Bill got mushrooms.
Okay, what are mushrooms?
Gain all stats up to four uses left.
Okay.
Hoogers.
Uh, what was that? Was that just, oh, was that just like food?
I guess that's all it was, okay.
A cardboard hat, a rare candy, and a springer. I'll take the rare candy.
He doesn't have full HP, but let's take that.
I want that.
Okay, boss fight.
So is it always the radical rat at the end of the first area?
If it's always the radical rat, that's a little lame.
Tasty the legs and crispy the lice
On my mind
I'm so hungry now, I'm gone
Chase up, you're out on fire
So tasty, tasty leg
So tasty, tasty leg
So tasty, tasty lice
Find a man to dumpster or a pally
Shake, shake, shake and play
shake shake shake shake
wrap up the pill to steal them snails
mmmmm
some skin them crunchers
some skin them crunchers
all my man
I'm chasing around chasing around
Let's go, um, we're just gonna let him rest
I don't know why he's getting poisoned
Did he get hit by the snake, is that what it was he got hit by the snake?
Ah what the hell was that?
Okay, here let's go leap here he's got double bruise miss
We're gonna heal, he's gonna make him heal himself, so he's at full HP now.
And now because of the thing we have every attack he does, gonna be a critical hit.
Yeah.
Alright, nice.
I have both of them.
She's still got his rim under the sink.
Like a cold, cold, dry collar.
Okay.
He's getting flunked.
He's getting flunked.
Bro, my own summons are killing each other.
I
Stick
There we go
I'm gonna take off that that's the bleed thing there cuz I don't I don't like it at all
Oh, yeah, chief me completed the hard path on the alley
Rocks you spawn are alive and have three HP spawn a rock at the beginning of battle
Trample
You can move through the units damaging and displacing them
them. Okay. I guess I'll take pet rock. Oh wait, hang on. So if I take one of these,
I have to replace my passives. But I honestly like my passives. I don't want to lose my
passives. I guess I'll take luck up. Sure. Okay. I like my passes. You can now
adventure to the junkyard. Oh, I mean, we got to go to the junkyard, right, chat?
We got to go. We haven't been there at all. Let's go to the junkyard.
I
Mr. Poop and fresh thank you for the son. We should thank you for the 70 months
Popeye spiked cat oh
Apparently if you if you touch the spiked cat
Ah, deal 3 damage to units that contact you, okay, so you really don't want to touch this
one I guess.
Okay.
Okay.
There.
Let's go over there.
We might have put him in some trouble down there.
I really put him in some trouble over there.
Uh, homing blast? Let's do homing blast. Oh, I can't do that. Okay, I love how my truck
with one, uh, once of Garbage, next day went to dump, open tailgating, straight catched
the other truck and ran to the bushes 100 feet when I reached bushes 30 other cats
spawned from the bushes and a panic
Okay, we made a spider.
We made a number of spiders.
Wow, we can really do...
We can spam these spiders out.
All right, oh
Wow baby bitch got fucked up. Oh my goodness
Take that what a bitch. Yeah, she got fucked up
I guess I'll throw scrap there
Okay.
No, no.
Okay.
So the more infested they are, does that mean it makes more spiders on an enemy?
So if you keep hitting them with infested, then that's, you get even more out of that.
That's pretty crazy actually.
So you can keep stacking in more and more infested.
Is this a battle bros mob?
Sure, yeah, why not?
Okay, there we go.
Nice.
I'll get an item, Bill leveled up, let's see, full heal, constitution, none of these stats
really matter for him so much, I guess I'll give him some life there, and baby bitch got
fucked up unfortunately, rotisserie chicken uses three, can I give this to, where's baby
bitch give that to baby bitch gain seven mana deal fire damage in a cone okay that's you
uh fire homes got really weird body finds a dark cave in the ground they can smell the
musty odor of a large animal perhaps resting within the den investigate ignore uh let's
Ignore. I don't trust that. Yeah, I know.
Bonnie says there are the ominous dead. Best to not awaken whatever is sleeping inside.
Alright. Fuck that shit.
Alright, what do we got? More of these dogs and one of these things?
Lumpy. Its range attack creates creep. Spawns creep when damaged.
wet a creep tile lumpy okay guess we'll see chat remind me to take off the
fucking bleed thing on this on this character please
Oh
Does that count as me having killed the bird I think I guess it does
I think it does
Big food!
Mmm, I'm gonna play it safe with Baby Bitch.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, Oscar.
I wasn't going to do thank you very much for the sub, I appreciate it.
Oh, let's see, so I should be able to do a critical hit here.
Yeah.
homing blast maybe nice what's that thing moving behind the shit what what do you mean
Ah bless.
Ah, maybe I don't see it, I don't know.
Oh, this, oh, this thing, medium food.
Ah, if you walk over certain things, they'll heal you.
Okay, so I'm dead.
Oh, I think dropping the maggots in the water instantly kills them, I think.
I may as well heal you.
Uh, can I move?
I'm gonna leap over here and then I'm gonna move Baby Bitch onto this food to heal up Baby Bitch a little bit.
Okay.
Alright, GG. Yeah, I'm gonna tear off the bleed thing right now. I don't think that
thing is really worth it. I mean, theoretically, if you have somebody with like crazy HP and
like maybe some way to heal or something, but. Uh, there was a chance to restore all
of your mana at the start of a turn when an ally cat is down, all stats up to an
heal eight your basic attack inflicts a bruise long shot plus one range how would
that work with a melee attack chat do you think that that would work with a
melee attack plus one range no right that's not gonna work right yeah yeah
this game's got critical hits baby bitch is now level three you think it's gonna
make the melee be two tiles. Alright I'll try it. I'll try it. Alright. Take off that.
So we have this electrical frayed wires. Let's go to melee attack. They can chain through
adjacent units. I think we're good.
But mainly I won't find out one way or the other.
Good work. Yeah we'll try it. A lead helmet.
I wonder how many items there are in the game. Six armor minus one move.
I'm okay if you lose one move. I'm okay with that actually. All right. I'm actually all
right with that. What are my thoughts? I'm enjoying it. This is fun. I'm enjoying it.
Bet you never guess what's best. Beepis or Phoebus? Chat, what's better? Beepis or
Fevis? I, this adds two cringe for me to have an opinion. What's better?
I'm seeing a lot of Bevis. Alright Bevis. Wait you know Bevis? You win we got perks.
armor. I'll give that to you. Is this game worth it? The dumb chonks versus
Trampy. I'm enjoying this. This is fun. I'm enjoying it. Oh my god! He took a poopie!
Well why are there so many fucking birds, look at this, eagle, turkey, why are we getting
so many birds?
That's with all these fucking birds, man.
He's got 95 HP, doesn't seriously seem to be random things but not in a random order
He's drunk
Loody
Eight armor on you
Okay, he's spawning fleas
I
Now.
Hmm.
Miss!
Turkey killed by Snake.
Fun stream today.
Glad you're enjoying.
Eat that chicken.
We're gonna leap behind this bird and we're going to punch the shit out of that bird
That looks like I just gained a sniper rifle
Plus 14 HP
Oh the blown the bone so it finally broke
Um, I guess we can go kill the turkey
There we go.
All stats increased by one.
Ah, homing blast.
He's got 45 HP left.
So we took a dump.
the melee for oh yeah yeah I'm sorry I didn't even realize
miss
No, it doesn't increase the range.
It probably increased the range of Leap, I would guess, but yeah, it didn't work.
It did not work.
Missing middle mouse gives an easier view of the field, Missing middle mouse?
Oh, interesting.
So it'll clear out all the bullshit and then give you that.
Okay.
critical hit there.
He's got so many buffs it covers the whole fucking screen. Isn't there a better way to like have that on the screen?
Is it like no better way?
He's got one HP hit him with spit, but to a there we go
Or which is best peepee or poo poo
Okay, we do fun. I feel like every time I get a level up. It's never relevant for what we're doing
I guess this character got a level up on this. That's nice
I got food and money
Like junk, well boy are you in luck? Okay, I know what these do. I'm just gonna take let's take the rear candy
Baby bitch leveled up
more full heal and more constitution for you oh I can go hard mode so I guess it's
just like they don't let you go hard mode on like your first couple runs okay
all right hard mode it is let's go where can you level up your money obviously
So whatever bird spawns is apparently totally random.
So this time it was just a small bird.
We've got chumbags.
Long-range tech spawns Magus if it hits Entitale.
It becomes a chummy when killed.
It's stationary.
Okay, we've got some lumpies, chumbags.
You know, theoretically, with this lightning, what if we intentionally hit just to cause the water to fill with lightning, intentionally hit it with lightning just to cause that over and over?
So my snake got a permanent stat up, that's cool.
The leap frog move together with the summons is really good because the summons use that.
It's very good with that.
Let's go get rid of you.
Alright.
I don't want this with a no-soddent stream, shut the hell up.
Wow.
Um, hmmm.
I think I've kind of lost track of what's happening on this one here.
Throw me over there, and let's get back to full health with you.
Man, all the way across?
Wow, dude, what the fuck?
I don't think you make it all the way across like that.
Okay.
You're likely gonna let me see the range, yeah.
Surely we can kill you now, right?
There we go.
I guess let's go heal again with you.
I think all that's left is one more.
This guy way back here.
So walking in the water with armor also takes away, uh, you lose your armor if you do that,
so you gotta watch out for that.
Okay?
Uh, Streamer's Man, classic all the same way.
What's the deal now?
Why does a cat have poop on its chin?
It like spawns something for this character
Never the stat you want man, never the stat you want
I'll take the speed check the sniper
What do you want to see that you're talking about Bonnie?
This is the one that's causing all the spiders to land.
This one?
Why is that?
Yeah, the poop chin is a spawn a charmed fly at the end of your turn.
Oh dude, I completely forgot about this.
Okay, so apparently this is a sniper rifle.
Fire is a shot that instant kills units and deals 25 damage flaws. I did I totally forgot I had this
Completely forgot I had that
You're the wires apparently gonna use that once per battle
Hey insect Jess thank you for the 58 months. We really appreciate that. I did I totally forgot I had it at all
Hmm, you know, I almost...
Oh, I guess like you don't get to keep items forever, like eventually they are going to
fade away.
So this brace, this thing may actually fade off.
Interesting.
Okay.
Uh, this or this?
I'm not even sure what I'm choosing here.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Does anybody have any idea what the difference is between these two?
I have no idea.
Uh, Inside Chest, thank you so much for the 58 months. Appreciate that.
Yeah, I don't even know- I don't even know what the difference is, right?
Come on, what's- Dude, there can be anything inside the box. There can even be a chest inside the box.
Chest is fancier than a box. The chest is prettier.
Chest seem fancier. Okay, let's go to the chest.
Confusing hat. Didn't we already have that?
Yeah, yeah, I already have that one so now I have another one of those.
A wrinkly withered old head is tucked in the ring of a tire.
It stares blankly.
We can kiss, run, or attack, attack.
Bonnie rips open the head and it collapses into the tire.
Bonnie got Jawbone.
And what is the Jawbone?
When it breaks, when it breaks, when it's depleted, when it breaks, gain one and three health regen for the rest of battle.
I got a lot, I like that for you. Let's give that to you.
pink man thank you for the sub appreciate that thank you pink man
That's funny that this is the alternate look at the game, it's kind of funny.
Thank you, Pigman, appreciate it dude.
Schrodinger was waiting in the boss.
So, let's see.
Fourteen.
14
Okay.
What was that ability we took that like summoned a friendly rock? What the fuck even was that?
We're gonna get rid of this guy.
Oh, we can fire shot that insta kills units and deals 25 damage to bosses
Nine nine nine damage
Okay.
You're the A.I. of the enemies that your summons is not particularly good.
Because they'll just do this to leap right into the water and get themselves killed.
Oh
So here you
Okay, now I'ma check what we really else do here.
get him buddies. I guess I can keep spitting on you. Okay. Oh this guy's already dead.
I came over here I'm like oh we got to kill this guy he's already two literally
already dead. Bro stop hitting him!
God, his ass whipped down there. Yeah Darkest Something's got it's got some
rogue-light elements for sure all right let's see so a baby bitch level up a melee attack
that can increase the damage by one each time you take damage that's interesting melee attack
that inflicts burn three. I'll take fire punch. What else we get? Use 12. I'm gonna give this
to Bonnie because she's got low HP right now so you can heal. You got bounty for pointing
out that he got new viewers wait a minute I was looking at barbs and I'm I just
clicked in the barb and I'm already hooked in it was up drunk floppy how's it
going dude what's best damage or protection damage here take this we
got a bag of meat okay what is the bag of meat use spawn meat on Jason tile
5% chance to raise. Oh, okay. So you can like spawn food and then eat the food. Okay. It makes sense. I
Love Barb
One side
Oh
All right junkyard boss here what we got
The dumb chonks versus chubs and nubs.
Line, Lob's a poison creep shot when damage does a leap attack with knockback.
And chubs.
So they both do the same thing it seems like.
What if I just let my summons do all the work?
That was what Ben did at all.
Yeah, so they're like flailing around.
So every time they get damaged they like attack in that direction is how they work.
Let's go, uh, shoot that guy, he's a sniper from team Fortress 2.
I think we just chill, I think we just chill exactly where we are.
are working where we're chipping this guy down I don't really see a reason to go in
All right.
Halving blasts?
Okay.
Of course we fucking hit the bird.
Of course.
The team went all in on melee, you'd be in trouble.
Well, I don't know, the game really lets you do that, because you can't have, it seems
like you can't have like four fighters if you want to do that, doesn't the game doesn't
work that way?
I thought it was a bird leave.
I probably gotta be a little careful here. Looks like we're in a bit more danger than we were.
Ah, shit.
Okay, if I shoot this guy right now, okay, regardless of who I shoot, it's gonna hit somebody
else.
Listen to who I hit.
Let's try to be a little safe.
I thought for a second I was about to get hit like 15 times.
I thought I was about to get hit a lot.
Oh, apparently I can keep you...
I thought I couldn't use a sniper rifle anymore.
I might be able to just kill you.
I'm almost
I'm sorry did that does that say nuke
What
So, this guy can't get away, yeah, I don't think he can get away.
I can do. I made him smaller. Oh, hang on. Well, I might have saved him. We'll see how
How bad the nuke actually is I guess.
He broke the sniper rifle.
Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna be able to dodge that.
We'll see.
Oh, I guess we're fine, okay.
I guess we're just fine.
Alright, Trubka leveled up.
Eat a rock to gain plus one.
Apparently, I can now eat a rock.
Okay, everybody's fine.
And it looks like that's as far as I can make it now.
Over the mask plus when there's plus one thorns minus one max HP. Oh, that's pretty good though
I'm bad at all
Okay
Yeah, I haven't I don't think I've even lost at all yet, right the dumb chunks return home
You complete the junkyard
This game is charming, I'm too good at games, maybe it's just that this game compared to
battle brothers is you know maybe it's just the kinds of games I play or
something all right I've got I've got way too much stuff in storage now okay I
don't want the broken window
I want to keep the snake skin.
Lead helmet's pretty nice, barbed mask.
Let's see.
So the game tells you when something is worn.
So when something is worn it has a chance of breaking the next time you take it out.
So you can't, you can't keep stuff for too long.
GameMid does not let you use that.
This will keep that.
Yeah, yeah.
So let's not do the fancy bow.
I'll try to use the fancy bow this time.
So the leather cap is broken, okay, it's trash now.
The game tells you when something is like trash at this point.
Guess I'll keep that, I'll keep the bag of meats, all right?
All righty, what is going on?
So we have, we're full up on food, we have that many cats, we have a sale, food for
eating, is this all the same stuff?
I guess let's go ahead and we can pass a day.
The song is called Black Pussy.
If you want to go before leaving, it's not warning war.
Is that correct? I don't know.
I don't know.
What did he say?
Go ahead and end our day, I guess.
Baby bitch started a fight with Tulip.
If you just won the fight and it was rewarded with plus one, TULIP DIED!
Hey dude, look in your windows, you got a lot of cool junk in there.
Oh me? Baby Jack. At least that's what people around here call me.
And none of this is because of how talented I am. I'm a superhero, you know?
None of us says good boys do nice things, so I got a gift for you.
What I just give to you, that's what rich people call furniture.
Put it on the spot to fill with Jesus juice, or we can talk about that later.
Get that up there, click it, then you can fill your house all kinds of junk.
If you need me, I'll be with Nona in my little shack, see ya.
I'll see you can like, you can like reorganize your house, a cinder block.
Affects how often cats will breed or fight, so alright.
The more comfort stuff you have, it will make a difference.
Interesting.
So we want, we want more furniture
to make the house more comfortable.
Okay.
So baby Jack, let's say.
I lost one because the spirit gave me cancer
one of the first events.
My cleric ended up with no movement speed.
I think I've won every one.
I think I've won every run.
Oh hey, it's you, I was just telling Nona about you.
She thinks you're nice and I think she's right.
So, the other day I done a kick so hard
and made all of Nona's treasure fall out.
He's been stuck back there for like tons of days now,
but I'm working on getting her out.
I bet I can sell all the stuff that falled on her.
I could save her and buy a rocket to the moon
or even a truck to the park.
So I need your help.
Buy my treasure and help me save Nona.
Oh, wait, I almost forgot.
Can you please send me cats that are all broke up?
Smashed heads, breaky bones.
I need cats like that.
I'll tell you why later.
It's a secret I just made up.
See ya.
80's stove, it gives plus two comforts.
Okay.
And I can give him, I need a cat
that's like broken up you think he wants a dead cat
you know what I bet I bet the dead cats gonna be useful later actually we're
gonna hang out of the dead cat I bet I bet the last one is probably there or
to it how many dead cats can you fit in the attic? I don't know okay so do I have any cats that are
broken bones or anything. Oh, so this tells you where they could go. Okay, got you. Oh
hey. I know this says you are super rich, is that true? I bet you can buy all her treasures
in no time. You want to know that secret I made up? The thing where you break all your
bones they grow back all huge and strong like a daddy guy well that's what I'm
doing to those cats you'd send me and guess what I'm doing it to me too when
my eye grows back I guy grows back in I betcha I'm gonna see through walls
any more of those broken kitties more I have the more treasure I can put out for
you deal okay he sent Jack a broken cat I'm betting this one this looks
like incinerator to me. That's what I'm betting. I don't know if we're going to get like the
cat incinerator or something.
Now I was building a cat's are all donked up by a soon. A bunch of you worry you're
pretty little head. A tank is here for you. I have loads of hot gossip oozing from my
veins. They keep you in the loop.
This thing, that is, I have kind of comfort. High comfort is vital for your kidneys.
Comfortable not only prevent breeding but it can it cause serious aggression keep the comforts that high and your cats will breed like rabbits
Okay, gotcha
So that may be why our comfort is now for so that's about her. I guess right
Not an incinerator, but a big upgrade. Yeah, I don't know
The chat let me ask you something. Was there a trailer there's a
Somebody said there was a trailer for a new subnautica a new subnautica trailer came out today
Was there another... somebody was saying about another trailer earlier today, right?
What was the other trailer?
And I remember I was like, okay, yeah, I'm busy, but what was the other trailer?
Oh, yeah, Black Myth. Yeah, yeah, there's a new Black Myth trailer.
Uh, do you guys wanna watch some trailers, maybe?
There was a new Wukong game.
Yeah, yeah, there's a new trailer. You guys wanna watch some trailers?
This game was cool, honestly. I enjoyed this game.
It's not a gameplay trailer, is it not?
Uh, someone's who's still getting developed. Here's the blackness training. Yeah, watch it. Okay. I'm gonna get up real quick
Hang on one second
We save and quit
I'm gonna get up real quick. I had fun with this game. I'd like to play more of this game, honestly
I had fun with this one
It's a good time. I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick when we come back. We are going to
It's a wait. It's a dev watch actually trailer
I only watch game outlaw trailers
Yeah, I've enjoyed this game
Just a good old-fashioned
Snoops take over the seven. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. I'm gonna get up real quick use the bathroom
I'll be back in just one moment and
Come back and we'll be watching some trailers and stuff. We are be guys one sec
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Set the price of the order.
Tales from Resident Evil Randomizer.
That's the dot exe boss. He's straight gone
How did this happen I'm just distracted by your rectangular breasts. I'm sorry. I can't stop looking at them
oh
Get up on the hydros get up on the high
What do you think he wants me to do eyes oh my god
Oh, that was really good.
I BOOSHED OUT MYSELF!
Tails from Elden Ring Randomizer.
I
I'm in the middle of my ass, I'm running the blockade bitch!
Fuck your inspections.
They helped to visit the wastage $200.
Yea, that's something better, right?
Fuck you, you can have my $200.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
about why I f**king hate video games because this is what it does, it feels like the male fantasy.
down down down down you must be kidding the sign looks totally crooked
You're quite lovely.
Rrrrowrrowrrowrrowrrowrrrrowrrow!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
You're quite lovely.
I just wonder if that perky little nose
has ever caught the scent of a swordsman.
The scent of a filthy man.
Make it so.
Eugh! What are you standing there for?
Long say the gracious King of...
We also see it with rom hacking communities, especially around older titles such as Super Mario World.
Now I'll be the first to admit I cannot play Super Mario World Kaizo for Toffee.
Those levels are punishing, but I do enjoy watching streamers like Barbarus King,
both in creating, and this is the first time Hansard's going to have to write this down,
the Grand Poo World trilogy and playing it live.
And that's like...
Shhh!
Gee!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
MGS God, thank you for 9 give sums.
Thank you very much.
Let them fight!
George is such a dick, yeah he definitely can be.
Live action cat.
So wait, what is this on your back?
Hellbomb.
Cool little precision level, a little weird, okay?
All right guys, thanks for waiting. I am back. So stupid. And Ron Mack was really good, though.
That was my favorite Ron Mack last year. So, okay, what are we looking at here, Chad?
What am I watching? Are we looking at trailers now? What we're doing here? One second.
Watching game trailers with chat.
So I heard that there was something new for Subnautica and I heard that there was something
new for Black Myth.
What do we got?
Best of all, one of the funniest things I've edited for you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it turned out good.
Trailer part time.
Yeah, what do we got?
Black Myth, Zongquist.
So this is, this is a new trailer here.
Hang on one sec, let me hit this real quick.
Let's see what this is.
Yeah, I don't know if they're committed
to having Subnautica 2 going forward
or how that's gonna turn out, but I guess time won't tell.
Plastic Automaton, thank you very much.
Appreciate that, thank you, Plastic.
So this is by the devs of Blacksmith Wu Kong,
right, Game Science.
You like that some artists were brought into your channel?
I wanna do more of them.
Why does the game science logo look like it has a skirmish?
Pokedo, I think Sub, appreciate that, I think Pokedo.
Uh, correct or wrong, but you want to scale the fish first, or eating it?
Oh
What the fuck?
Eh, elusive, thank you for the 51 months, appreciate that dude.
I really like their art style and their games look very good.
I'm like scared and hungry I'm I'm scungry oh oh yeah that's normal
I've seen weirder on Iron Chef.
I will say, it is intriguing.
Can I be honest?
I want a whole game of just cooking in this fucking freakish kitchen.
I want a whole game of just cooking in this kitchen.
I
That was pretty good.
incredible. I want that.
Okay, well it looks like black myth the zone qui is going to be a cooking game apparently
Hell yeah, dude. I'm ready. I want a cooking game. How much longer is this? That's a few more minutes on
I don't know about you guys, I see some black screen here.
Oh, there we go.
of
the
I'll read that okay, I guess oh there you go bag head man
Interesting uh in engine that's an in engine chinese new year special okay that's what that was got you
Alrighty, cool.
Not sure I don't know if we have exact the
Is that to read on what the game is gonna be like? I wonder how it will compare with black myth wu kong
I was gonna be you know, honestly, I like black myth wu kong
I like the game like it's not perfect. It has issues, but I do like the game. I'd like to play it again, honestly, but
Yeah, we'll say
What's my opinion on music? I really enjoy what I played so far. I enjoy what I played so far
Uh, somebody said there was something about a subnautica thing as well. We knew about subnautica. I
Like black myth wukong. Yeah, I liked it. What's the new what's the new subnautica thing?
It's a dev blog you guys I need we have one watch it. I don't know how long it is, but I'll play more Mugenics
Yeah, I like the game so far. It was cool
Seems kind of easy so far, but that might just be early impressions. So
Is this it? Let's see.
Subnautica 2, that's only a few minutes. Okay, we can see what this is. This came out three hours ago.
Okay, you guys want to see this? Subnautica 2.
players really lapsed on the isolation and that became so essential to subnautica now
with subnautica 2 with the fresh start new engine we thought to ourselves like okay this
is the moment where we can still make a game that can deliver on isolation for people
that want that but we can also have a player who will request this feature of subnautica
When you want to build a truly immersive, good multiplayer experience for the players,
it's to build it from the ground up.
So they're going to be like jetpacks on their wrists?
Our very first internal demos that we did after a few weeks of development were multiplayer,
and every single feature that we made since then has been multiplayer capable.
The important distinction there is that any part of the game is going to require cooperative play.
But if I want to come along and bring a friend they can totally participate with me and that's kind of cool
It's like vehicle the hell that thing and croach on someone's game
That's just like I want to play solo we never wanted to have the moment where you had to pull the switches in tandem
That's never the way we want to be
Optional co-op start to finish
So they don't have a hatch now. It's like a laser beam thing
game machines and handheld devices. We have a large team that's dedicated to optimizing
performance and they will take you extremely seriously. Development philosophy has always been
that the game should be playable anywhere with anybody. I'm playing it every night on my steam
pack before I go to bed and it's a great experience. It's just a fantastic device to
be able to play these games.
Multiplayer game does bring a new set of challenges in terms of technical
animation. There is more emphasis on both the first person look of the game and
the third person. We have omnidirectional movement with pretty free
camera. If you're looking up and going backwards the feet are in your view but
if all of a sudden you want to go forward and downwards that body has to
get out the way. For our tools we use a control rig that encompasses both
third person and first person perspectives. Say we're swimming so the hands can be this shallow
of a motion whereas the third person you know you want to get that full range of motion. It's
more work but it also informs more. I want you to play on handheld. I mean I think handheld gaming
is uh... The Tive elevator just adds a lot. A very big part of modern gaming honestly.
A lot of people play handheld now it is. Friends on it but also to be able to attach
whether it's like a phone or a scheme deck or a switch or whatever.
I realize that that would make it even more meaningful.
Be able to load it up and then shoot it down to depths and then come back up with
all the stuff you collected down there.
That's kind of cool. So there's like a mining thing and you can use this to ascend or descend
as opposed to like...
We're trying to go for a system where...
Riding down every single time in elevator.
People are joining these elevators in their games.
You can either convert a single player game to multiplayer and continue
from your single-player game or you can start a new multiplayer game, you can invite your friends
via your normal platform friends list, or we have our own friends list where you can invite your
cross-platform friends. It's really simple to jump into games with your friends. It's really...
Was this written by AI? Well, we don't know anything about the writing in the game for
you to pick it up later. I think we managed to create a very seamless and easy experience
that I have a hope of the players that are going to enjoy it.
Co-op is a really fun new thing that we can explore.
I just enjoy seeing how different types of game play it opens up for.
You can team up and split off it, gather resources, like,
oh I found this, help me gather, I don't have enough inventory, help me over here.
I love messing with things.
Missing string table!
I don't like to scan things, so I'm very happy that someone else will scan all the stuff from me.
stuff from Insanonic 2. I think it's just really fun to find ways to break out work and just
explore it and also to be together.
If I play one time, it's completely solo and isolated and say, that was great. Now I can't
wait to do it again with my friends. And that just seemed like a really logical fit
for Insanonic 2.
Okay, I mean,
Oh, jeez.
Early access coming 20 so early access actually coming out this year.
Um, kind of, you know, honestly, like such a long, you know, like God, it's been a rail,
it's been a roller coaster with Subnautica too about like, wow, so excited it's coming
out and then, oh my God, it's fucking over.
Oh my god, man, maybe it won't maybe it won't be so bad
So we kind of like backing forward and you know between the arguments there and like company like wanting to use AI for shit
But I mean what I'm looking at. I mean like it looks cool to me the game looks cool to me
So, you know, I don't know man. We'll see him hard to say
My recommended next video list checks out I do I do occasionally watch out the spirit of the law
Or I do watch competitive Street Fighter 6 sometimes so
What are what humans the situation evolved to be like I was just gonna be so messed up
They probably excrete slime from their pores what in like a water environment while evolution takes like millions of years
Dude, so I don't think humans would really like evolve like that
I think it takes a long time for evolution that really occur like that dude
More horrible situation than kuwami 3. I can't wait to finish with a randomizer in a below zero placing play the Street Fighter 6
to sit here and watch competitive. I actually like casting competitive, like competitive
street fighter six and watching tournaments. So we evolved from fish. Also the pros you
want, it won't save you from my bronze skills. There's some guys who are subscribed to the
aquatic eight theory, which is mostly just kind of funny. Kobe on is so good. Uh, I do this
and really, really good players for sure, man. That's a, and then you see a really
good player against like an incredible player. Like sometimes I've seen like punk
Make like really good players look like they were like children, you know, like you just beat the shit out of them
There's there's so many levels to Street Fighter 6 honestly like like you think you're good
And then you then you didn't meet this guy and then all that guy that just kicked your ass
He gets his ass kicked by this guy like it's honestly wild. It's crazy
You want to see the rank ones then geith? Yeah, it's crazy man. You seen Crimson Desert. I have heard of that one
Yeah, I have so this is the new hell that was to update new preview for it. Let's see. We got
Yeah, so I just I played hell that was to last night
Let's see. This is the new hell that was to thing going on. I think this is actually happening like right now
This is going on right now
At last we have reached the heart of tyranny
From here, the cyborgs have orchestrated their terrorist clots, but their precious cyborgs
then, he's not safe.
From the might of democracy, together we will put an end to their unbaking hatred
of freedom.
They will dismantle their savage factories,
cleanse their land and it's all Sunday.
And over right there, Hustle Cove,
with a fresh download of Liberty Cove.
That galaxy must be saved from these mechanical extremists.
cyber-stack must fall.
I can't get out of here.
Go away.
God, fuck off, man.
Alright.
That was cool, man.
That was cool.
I'm excited.
Uh, no, I'll never got hurt.
Uh, I missed a lot.
I gotta jump back in.
Yeah, there's a whole lot of new stuff there.
You can't make those go away.
Really?
Can't make those go away.
Have you seen a Mona Lisa or my excuse me, Mosulina?
No, I've never heard of Mosulina.
What is Mosulina stop ignoring?
Is this a game that's coming out or a mod versus a hand me down?
Yeah, Mosulina is that out yet or not?
The top, right?
OK, let's say what is this?
Oh, so this game has been out for a while, okay, I want to see like newer stuff if possible.
Let's see what is this.
It sounds like a game that I would have to explain 10,000 times to Twitch Chat as I was playing and what was going on.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What is this? What's the goal? What's he doing?
God, Chad, that shit, dude.
I don't think it looks bad.
It looks interesting, I guess.
It's interesting.
I got some sort of puzzles, yeah, some kind of strange puzzle game, something like that.
What's he doing?
Bro, I want to load up Helldivers.
Explain nothing and let Chad suffer.
You should check out Winnie's Hole.
I know Veronica.
I don't know if I trust you here.
Have you seen Mariachi Legends yet? Is it a newer game or is this older?
Ah, let's see.
What is this?
Mariachi Legends. Okay, this is newer. What is this?
There's a game I bought, um, it's like kind of Path of Exile-esque, but I think it takes
place in the 19th century in Mexico or something.
It's like a weird, really weird game.
I bought it, but I haven't played it yet.
Can we know the name that somebody knows the name of it?
I'm gonna say actually I bought it. I haven't played novella. Hell's clock. That's it. Hell's clock
Oh shit
Is this symphony de la noche look sick
Now I like the look of that Mariachi legends looks pretty cool.
I like the looks of that one.
I don't think it's out.
I don't think we have a release date for this one.
I don't know when this one's coming out.
20 sometime this year.
Okay.
That looks pretty cool honestly.
Looks cool.
Hang on here.
Let me find.
Oh, there's already an update from Eugenics apparently.
Hang on.
Alright, so I bought this game
I
Thought I bought it. Oh hell. I thought it was house clock hell o'clock
I have not played this game at all, but this game was cool. Hang on one second
Try the demo, it's not for you.
I bought this, I haven't played it yet though.
It looks pretty cool to me.
It's 70 hours in the skin.
Yeah, the skin looks cool.
It's like a roguelite path of eggs, though.
Ahem.
I was thinking about the day that looks really good.
It's called Creasall Theater of Idors.
It's a good time to ask, did you ever
have Castle in the Darkness on a 24 hours poll?
No.
Gem, I wish more people played Nice Difficulty Curve.
Never heard of that.
You are a La Muana enjoyer, so you're at Tariah's.
Every recommendation of yours,
I would look at with a little bit of distrust.
Cresol, a swift shot, thank you for the 86 months.
Appreciate that, dude.
La Muana enjoyers are not to be trusted.
Cresol, theater of us, so this one just came out today.
Just came out today, let's see, what is this one?
Every drop of blood you've spilled.
Every secret you've hidden.
Open your eyes, me alone.
But the smallest field of view I've ever seen.
At least I think it could be good.
Hard to say.
Oh my god.
Got hit.
My god.
In the sound.
The devs of No More Heroes released the game.
No More Heroes.
Oh no no no.
I don't like No More Heroes.
You think they're going to be like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, I don't like that more here.
It's your 50 games.
I did not enjoy that.
Oh yeah, what's the guy's name?
Suda?
Is it Suda 51 or whatever?
I don't like this game, dude.
Yeah, yeah, I don't like this game.
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I think this might be the same one.
Have you seen Dead as Disco, Sifu, and Hi-Fi Rush, or not?
Have I seen Frost Rail?
I have not, no.
Yeah, Creasel, I think it just came out today.
It's got good reviews so far.
It seems like good reviews.
Okay, interesting.
I'll consider that one.
Let's see one second.
What was the other one we were looking at?
Fuck, I forgot, lost my trail. Oh, frost rail. Oh, I think I have heard of frost rail before. I think I have seen this one.
Uh, not out yet though, apparently, huh? Coming soon to early access, one sec.
Yeah, I think I've seen the previous one. It looked kind of cool.
Did I see the Super Bowl Jurassic Park at I didn't watch Super Bowl at all
So, you're like on a train and get off the train, loot whatever you can and then run,
get back on the train before they fucking kill you or something.
Almost reminds me of what was it that caused
What, seven days to die?
It looks like a little JP, but it looks like it'd be fun with friends, honestly.
Looks like it'd be fun with friends.
I like new genics. I like
This is cool. I feel like there's a lot of potential in the idea like
You know obviously a train is not steerable. You can't like go off-road in it. So you have to use the track
I feel like there's a lot of potential like what if you have to you have to stop the train and a guy has to get out to change the direction
the direction like he has to change the rail manually
Otherwise the train's gonna you know, like there should be shit like that
Uh, or like repair the repair the rails or clear the rails or something. There's a lot of there's a lot of potential in this idea
This one looks cool though
Have you played void train? No, I've not
Uh, I like the eugenics though. I enjoyed it. I thought it was cool so far
Um, I don't really like you know the peepee poo poo is whatever and uh, you know, but I enjoyed the game so far
Ever seen king of the bridge? I have not king of the bridge
What is king of the bridges $2 and 99 cents
So, it's like chess, but he fucks with the rolls.
I
Here who may cheat this turn
What the vibe that was in this before oh, I did just think I've never heard of this game
So it's like chess, but all different kinds of fucking weird rules and shit interesting interesting
Are you interested in Marathon at all?
Is there a preview for Marathon on Steam or no?
I did see, I saw like a small trailer preview for it.
Is there a trailer for it?
Marathon, is this it?
Game club.
Fudging nightmare chess.
Psycho-fficial, negative 35 months.
Shedding?
It's secrets.
Buried and rotten.
With the U.E.S.C.
Coping a shovel.
That's when you come in, huh?
A living weapon.
Reborn.
It wets our new brain.
The truth is in your hands.
Survive or die.
The alpha was but extraction shooter with sluggish control.
I didn't even know there was an alpha for this one.
That's not even that far away, honestly.
That's less than a month out, actually.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Um, I don't know.
To be honest, whenever there's like a shooting game where, where like, you've got people
teleporting and slide dashing and grappling around, like I kind of feel like my eyes
glaze over and I kind of lose interest a little bit. I don't know. I feel like all these movement
things are very something about it is very cringe to me. I'm not sure why. I don't like that.
That might just be my own opinion, but you think it's dead on arrival? I don't know. We'll see.
Hard to say. I have heard of Escape from Duck Off. I have heard of that one.
Um, Master of Peace? Master of Peace? Let's see. Master of Peace. What is Master of Peace?
It hurts.
More tactics, roguelike, slob.
I like the, uh, the Slay the Spire map.
I think it kind of looks like I like the art style, I like the way it looks.
I think my issue with this is like when you're looking at the pieces, like I have a hard time
telling like what am I even looking at.
They look kind of cool, but maybe it's because they don't look like anything to me.
I don't know. Like the pieces, I like the art.
So I like the way it looks and all, but, um, did I play me Jennings?
I did. I did play me Jennings. I like me Jennings. I like it.
It was cool.
Uh, stone shard.
I think I've heard of stone shard before. Check out night's try.
Phantom Brigade.
Let's see. Phantom Brigade. All right. Sure.
I have heard of Karen. Yeah, I watched uh, I watched um
Hey leon play a little bit of it
um
Let's say
So this game is out
On phantom brigade our small team has been listening to your feedback and working on something huge
This is not your average update. It's a transformative overhaul of the
Am i going to try romeo is dead? No. It's a significantly leap forward in gameplay content and overall player experience
So let's get right into it and show you what's new.
Welcome to Phantom Brigade 2.0.
Yeah, I'm not really interested.
We heard you wanted pilots who level up and were more specialized.
We wanted that too.
So we built a robust pilot progression system where pilots can gain experience,
level up their stats, and choose from a pool of over 100 unique traits and abilities.
Pilots can now synergize with your mechs,
unlocking their true potential and giving even more options for build crafting.
Go like is this?
Turnb Что, what is this?
Turnb areas?
Make sure to stop and use the new camping system when necessary to keep your pilots in top combat condition.
You can also recruit additional pilots to make sure you always have a squad ready to go.
Sorry, pilots don't date, but we have expanded the visual customization options, which should help you with whatever headcanon you have going.
We can't wait to see your favorite pilot and mech combos.
Driving your home base around each province and choosing where to strike has never been better.
better. In Phantom Brigade 2.0, we've completely reimagined the overworld, adding new provinces
and unique landscapes for you to explore. Each province has various modifiers, trains,
and combat tech, right? It's probably like a more modern battle.
All three of them are stoves.
Specialized in concussive damage and will try to knock out your pilots instead of outright destroying your max
Or would you rather take the fight to the enemy in Linstead and face the experimental branch?
They prefer using weapons that cause debuffs like burn that cripple your max ability to dissipate heat or shock that can damage nearby max
Whatever your choice once defeated their equipment will be yours to salvage and add to your growing arsenal
Okay, I get it salvaging a second other kind of battle text, you know
So this is like a big update for the game. Okay, got you cool
I want to check out new music on Puget channel the fuck is that yeah music is cool
We just played I just played a bunch of hours of it for sure. It's fun. I mean, I can play some more of it
If you guys want I've seen Karen. I have seen Karen before it's like a rock climbing game
Yeah, I just said I watched Haley and play a little bit of it check out star avatars. Okay star avatars
Starvators, what is star avatars?
What is this game like your mom is playing on her phone and she bankrupts your family
Buying and buying like
She spends $3,000 trying to beat this game
It's like slay this fire on a grid
This is the game Candy is playing downstairs. I guarantee you, it's not.
I gotta, I gotta be honest. I'm not really that into it. I know it may be, it may damn
well be a good game. It does really look like Candy Crush or something. I don't know.
Even if, even if let's say I would have a great time playing this game, like I can't
stream this game, dude. Not for more than like 30 minutes. There's no way.
Night boy. Thank you for the sub appreciate you. Thank you night boy. Have you seen giga sword?
Uh, you know I've heard of it
I think I saw I want to say I saw Andy playing it a little bit. Let me say a giga sword
He does have a giga sword
So how is this game it looks pretty cool
I
Screenshake on every source it looks pretty cool
Have you played windswept I haven't know that's the DKC
Donkey on country duck and duck game, right?
Remember it's like a duck and something else, right?
Threads of time. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of it. I saw I saw people playing
I just never got around to it. It's a duck and a turtle, that's it.
Threads of Time.
Threads of Time. What is Threads of Time?
That actually looks pretty good. I like the way that looks. I'm interested.
seems like another another successor to Chrono Trigger kind of like sees it
Sea of Stars and some others not quite Chrono Trigger but like you know they
go for also Octopath a little bit too
oh so I see some gameplay here okay
I just uh after seeing stars I feel like I look and I'm just you know I don't know.
I wonder how much time is spent looking at stylistically and how much time is spent like
gameplay and mechanics and boss fights and you know like RPG designs so maybe good I
don't know but yeah see the stars really did not uh did not do it for me.
Yeah, I don't think it was, I don't think Sea of Stars was awful, it's just a game like,
it's never really here to play again.
Ah, this is Threads of Time.
I've never heard of Threads of Time.
I've never heard of it.
Yeah, I've seen Mouse PI, I've seen that game like a million times, it's the one people post a lot.
I've never heard of Threads of Time though, that one looks good, looks cool.
Uh, Crimson Diamond?
Crimson Diamond? Rhythm Dot? You guys are just recommending completely random shit, aren't you?
I think what we get wrong is that Crimson Tree keeps it moving and really isn't a long RPG.
Yeah, Crimson Tree is pretty lean for what it is, yeah.
I have heard of I have heard of this one. I want to play this game. I really want to play this game. Hang on I
Didn't know it had a thing on steam. I want to play this game
Shark dentist
Yeah, I wanna play this.
Joe will clap.
I do want to play this game.
Can we know when this is coming out? This game looks awesome.
Reminds me a bit of uh...
What was the name of the game?
We're a mortuary assistant?
It reminds me of a bit of Mortuary System.
I want to play this so bad.
Soon all right. We don't know anything about it yet, but bro. I want to play this game really badly. I
Didn't I'd never seen these trailers before I'd never seen these
The last shirt wasn't deadly enough
Have you heard of goblin cleanup that sounds like fucking porn
Bitty thanks to bits appreciate that bad haiku. Thanks to bits. Thank you very much
I have heard of a like head I have heard of that
Say I don't think you'd like it anyway bullets per minute future nights
Castle in the darkness shopping cart pusher. Have you seen Claude?
What is Claude
haha
Looks pretty janky, I'm not going to lie.
It could be fun, but it definitely looks pretty janky.
BPM Bitcrush? I know about Shadow Tactics. Yeah, I've seen that game. It looks cool. I'm interested in that game.
Ella Fantasy. What the fuck is Ella Fantasy?
Ella Fantasy Flipside? Is this it?
What the fuck are you recommending to me here?
I
Well, I
Think this looks kind of cool
It looks kind of cool actually.
No, it's just really quiet.
There you go.
I think it actually looks kind of cool.
I love it!
It actually looks pretty cool.
Yeah, it looks neat.
Let's see, are there any other Elif in the game?
I don't know.
Alright, there it is.
Yeah, I think that game actually looks kind of neat.
That's cool.
Three friends own this game.
That game looks kind of cool actually.
Let's see.
Hellpoint?
How many games have Hell in the title?
Hellpoint. Alright, what is Hellpoint?
Is it?
Never felt like this world is upside down.
Are you out of games by no means?
We serve a different system.
Hell's log!
Do as thou wilt.
Ten thousand years from savages to enlightenment.
Can you play the Neo 3 trailer, brother?
I just played it.
I just beat it.
Well, yesterday.
There will always be those who pose progress.
Is there any gameplay in this trailer?
They will forget.
There is not.
Okay.
I want to see...
Do you have any gameplay here?
What is this?
Are you gonna show me the actual gameplay of Twizzles?
It's like the next evolution for hack and slash fury.
Okay.
You must resize.
service together slice and dice slice and dice this one slice and dice all right
this is uh yeah this is like a dice based yeah I think I've heard of this one
before
Yo Shag, thank you for those 66 months.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
It's one of those, like, imagine you're playing a video game.
That's cool.
You have to play the video game in your mind as you're looking at the screen.
have to imagine it. What do you think of Mugenics? I enjoy what I've played of it so far. I enjoyed.
I like what I've played of it so far. I think I won. I kept winning over and over. I think I'm
a guy. I think I may be a god of Mugenics. Have you played Everhood? I have not. Everhood.
of that. There's apparently there's two of them.
I
I
Made funny friends
Papadosio thank you for the 24 months
Nazumi! Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that dude.
I know.
Sorry, I heard a wind splat. Yeah, I've seen that one.
Crit master?
I promise Goblin Cleanup is a real game and you might enjoy it.
Okay, hang on. Let me just make sure... Let me take a look at Goblin Cleanup here real quick.
It doesn't look like it's born it's fun to make just want to make absolutely sure
To dirty new levels are ready for you and your friends as our second content update
It's out now the goblin cleanup. Welcome to a scorching level chat. Don't forget your prime
does your story leave us?
You're in control of lava levels.
Wait, is this like the actual preview?
Can I just say we are all baddies though?
Oh yeah, all absolute baddies.
Just get the blood, just tighten it up.
Get to work, man.
It's back-cleaning.
You're just making more mess!
Jake, stop it!
Okay.
Very cool.
You spawn a slime and then you stab it.
I have the wizard's trust.
The old step-unts putt expires.
So is it like-
Ah! Christ! I found the tree!
Right click drains, left click drains.
I know you meant it's right click drains.
Is it like a dungeon that's like fucked up and you have to clean it up?
Is that right?
I've got a fire slime there.
So it's like fantasy power wash simulator?
That would be so funny.
When I restore this eyeball?
Okay.
Is that funny?
Very good.
I'm gonna put the trigger right there.
Careful.
I'm gonna buy my sweet child.
I just plead up on the meat in this room as well.
It's because it's-
I'm not gonna lie.
Our house is not the cleanest it could possibly be.
Feel like somehow it offends it offends me on a deep level the idea of playing a video game and cleaning up a virtual mess when I have like a real mess
I should be cleaning
Like something about that. I don't know. I just can't really I can't do that. So I don't know
Maybe maybe maybe if my house was like spotless. I could play this but yeah
I don't I don't think so see you play yeah Pia with others
Uh, Krusty, thank you for the sub, for sure that, thank you very much.
Have you heard about Commando's Origin?
Uh, no.
Commando's Origins.
I
Putting an IGN 8 out of 10 is not like
Once your game gets a 9 out of 10 from IGN, like they're basically saying your game sucks.
It's the way it goes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, there is a Commando's demo from a serial box.
the world. The commandos will form the advanced guards of tomorrow's large-scale counter attacks.
The sapper. The green beret. The marine.
Alright. Koji, my cutscene's not quite. You love the OG community, I've never played
Uh, I've heard of White Knuckle.
Oh, I think I have?
Hang on, I think that's not a familiar White Knuckle.
Yeah, look at that suit. It looks cool!
Yeah, that's pretty cool. I like the look of that game.
This game is rad and 3D.
Do I want to play more Banjo? I'll look up Banjo-Bazooie-Mumbo-Mani on YouTube. I'm good.
I think that is not like a PlayStation Dreams game or something right? Oh
Yeah, we do you thought about this the frost liners the the icy train. We just watched that trailer a little while ago
Looks cool looks at the kind of game to be a lot more phone with friends. Honestly. There's any more phone friends
Abathore what the fuck is Abathore
Abathore
Hang on one second just to make sure
Or I click on something
Okay, well so it's fine
Making sure
FANACY BROW FORCE!
What the fuck was that?
So can you play a 4 player co-op on this game?
The four player co-op reminds me of like playing like X-Men arcade or some shit that looks that honestly looks pretty cool
I like the idea of that that look that does look kind of fun
Interesting interesting
It is hard yeah, that was too easy that would suck for sure yeah, it has to be pretty hard right?
I think I bought irises recently. I think I bought it
I've never heard of erosion. Let's see what is erosion.
I've heard of Megabonkia. I've never really watched much of it, but it seems okay.
I don't know.
The story begins the same way so many do in this world.
I know about Windsmite. Yes, I do know about it.
And a man loses everything that matters ain't nothing that can keep him from seven things right
Not even death
But it's gonna take more than time to save the one he loves
Interesting, but it can't stop. It's time
I'm gonna find my way
Looks interesting!
Shy Haluld!
to find her before it's too late what took you so
that kind of looks kind of cool i don't know i like the way that game looks
it started off being like nah i don't think so but then as i watched more it looked better
better and better, honestly. Let's go on. I think I've seen Pipistrello. Nico Derico,
the magical world. What the fuck is Nico Derico? The magical world. What is this?
Hi, I'm Dima, Game Director of Nico Derica. For us at VEA Games, Nico Derica is a love
letter to the genre. Thank you very much for all the great reviews and feedback we
got from the media and put a lot like a DKC Tropical Freeze huh? Oh look at you even collect the left.
Wow.
The director Scott. First of all it's a huge fee. Thank you upgrade. What's new? Here you go.
We're in a full additional secret world with a new boss. For real sweaty platforming nerds like
me we added the hard mode with special challenges you will have a lot of souls
Make it so.
S.O.L.V.I.G.E.
It's the S.O.L.V.I.G.E.
The game, the game looks kind of good, honestly I thought the game looked kind of good but
that must be like the worst preview I've ever seen in my life.
Fancy and petally an exciting adventure in the style of your most beloved classic platformers,
the Niko Jericho, the magical world.
Our brand new side-scrolling jump and run is the game for you.
Whether it's a single player or with your friends in couch co-op mode, you'll experience entertaining and challenging gameplay on a magical journey for all ages.
What is it all about? The villainous Baron Grimbald, a fierce cobra, steals an ancient relic on a magical island.
But the brave and droid-
I bet your snakes don't have arms or hands or legs.
Don't like this so much and want to get it back.
You take control of our two treasure hunters on their exciting and challenging journey.
Oh, and while you're at it, you will also save the island, bring its inhabitants that
will join you as your friends for an even wilder ride, and defeat Grimbald's army.
You'll explore seven beautiful and varied 2.5D game worlds, meet funny characters, and
face mean bosses on your quest.
You'll also collect animal friends, cute mounts that can also dish out some serious
damage, pounce on your opponents with boar as the boar, use that show to tell how
to use it.
Pretty good, I find.
Or experience underwater action with Oceanus the Seahorse.
And of course, there's a dinosaur too.
In Niko Jerigo, you can expect everything
that makes the platformer fans heartbeat faster.
Fast paced rides through a mine,
seem like it's just a 3D and back, turbulent underwater fun,
and much more.
And then there's a soundtrack by David Watt.
So, you know him?
Guys, this man is legendary, and you
for sure have heard his music and your favorite
platformers of all time.
So get ready for it.
What?
They did?
Really?
I didn't know that.
So they actually did get the-
How have I never heard of this game?
I've never- I've never ever heard of this game.
I'll have to check it out, right?
I appreciate you're mocking.
Yeah. They got David wise on that too. Fuckin' Amen.
You joined the play test recently for something.
I mean, honestly, I think the game looks pretty good.
It looks like a little bit of the obviously tropical freeze,
like some heavy tropical freeze also is going to crash Bandicoot.
I think the game looks kind of good.
You know what? I'm adding that to my cart. I want to play the skin.
I don't know if it's going to be good or not. Oh, I'm not sure.
It's not letting me up. No, the lawsuit just hit.
It's not letting me do it.
The lawsuit just got in there, alright just took a second RetroJ, thank you for the 60
months.
Well I appreciate that, thank you RetroJ and Nintendo is waiting.
I have heard of Lookoutside, yeah, yeah, I was really excited for that game and then
it came and I just, I didn't have time and yeah, never happened.
Tizen
Miyamoto's in line with the lawyers rebounder
Sands of Blake Manor
Look at that one
The sound appealing though
Hip Australia, I've seen that one before I remember. I know I've seen name and I don't remember nothing about it
Yeah, I know about buckshot roulette is buckshot roulette something you play for more than like an hour and you're like, okay
I'm good. Like is that about it?
Kaizen, a factory story. Look up LAN party adventures.
Giga Bash, Kaiju Brawler with Godzilla and Ultraman. Giga Bash. Alright, what is Giga Bash?
Let's see.
It's on sale for...
This is Gigabash! We're up to 4 players to battle each other as countries and heroes!
Oh man!
Or team up with a threat for a 2v2 battle with the destroy all monsters!
Die in the story mode and uncover the mysteries of the Gigabash world!
Test your metal against CPU enemies in arcade mode!
Before flashy combos as you progress through stage, the further you go, the higher you score.
Or enjoy something casual in Mayhem mode, featuring a collection of Black Mini-Games.
I like Godzilla Destroy All Monsters.
Come join the ultimate monster brawler, and we'll see you in the arena.
Okay, yeah, look cool. Legally the same Godzilla Destroy All Monsters.
I wonder how much they paid for the Godzilla crossover.
The war is upon us, general.
And you must take command.
On the field, there's no second chance.
Orders must be given clearly.
Timing, position, and discipline will decide the day.
This is Barb's Lop.
Before a single shot is fired, your work begins.
the men equipping them for the road ahead supplies uniforms and standards are
yours to set five nations marched to war each with its own command customs and
doctrine
your cross villages and forests back roads oh boy
So it's like Battle Brothers, but with like a total war battle sort of.
Stream suicide simulator.
brother-in-law
Honestly, I thought that game look at I think this game was kind of cool looks me
I like one thing that's interesting to me about this game is that you know you see battles you
a lot of them you see battles and like you know
Total war or or in movies or something and you're like oh, this is a battle of so many people and like
Maybe like a thousand people, you know like not even right you hear about real battles where it's like
70,000 80,000 people were fighting this game looks like it actually does a better job like getting the scale
You know what I mean like the scale the scale looks pretty sick in this game. So yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, like you see battles and whether whether it's even in like a total war like a big battle in total war
Like doesn't even have what is it like two thousand against two thousand typically in like a total war game
Like even that's a pretty big battle for total war let alone like
30,000 or 40,000 or 50,000 because the game just can't handle it yet. You know I'm saying so
But false that yeah, I like 6k for six game total war is like that's a huge battle for sure
You don't see that very often. So
We can play it about big graphics, but that's not big battles where I mean really like for something like that
There's another the sky's the limit for those sorts games. So
The side the seance of Blake man, er, all right, let's see seance of Blake man
I I really don't think I'm gonna I'm gonna like this game. I'll watch secrets are hiding here
Reminds me of what's it called fucking blueprints
I don't want to see what she did.
I really need to survive on the last fight.
Why am I playing Ritz and his deck anymore?
Okay, looks cooler than I thought.
Bro, who is Raw Fury?
They did something else too, right?
I can't remember who raw fury is, but okay, I said the game was cooler than I thought, honestly, pretty cool. What else did raw fury do publisher?
Oh, they also published blue. Oh, they also published blueprints. Yeah. Oh, no, is it? Does this also them?
Oh, it was them. Okay. So they also did that too. Right. They're the publisher, right? I just, I heard apparently they're published by the same game. I guess that's what they're looking for, right? Stuff like that.
uh
Rack coin coin pusher roguelite, where are you guys finding these games?
I saw smoke look playing a little bit of umigiri
um
Is that a game you like is that like a really like a good game or something you play once for a little while and then
You move on right like what kind of game is it?
Uh
Push the coin winner prize
They also published, oh, did they really? Okay. I thought I heard raw fury before.
Play, it's a play at once kind of game. That said, okay. Yeah, I don't have a look for like a play at
once kind of game. I've heard of Against the Storm. I have heard of that.
You'll hate this. I have wishes of 1.3 in a library of 1.6k. I know many, many games.
It's beatable in 4b. Check that overgrowth. No, I don't think I've heard of overgrowth.
Let's see what we got.
Already, I don't like it.
I already don't like what I'm seeing.
My name is Constance Page and in this video I'll show the changes for Overgrowth 1.1,
featuring my total conversion mod, Serium 2.
Alright, so wait, what are we gonna do? Let's see the actual preview.
This is David Risen from All Fire Games.
In this video, I'm going to explain Overgrowth 1.0.
There's a lot to talk about, like the new story, following Turner as he fights to free
rabbits from slavery.
Or the built-in modding tools that you can access at any time, to change existing levels,
add new features, or even make total conversions.
But I'd like to focus on your content, because it's the heart of the game that everything
else is put to work.
In Levergear, you perform strikes by holding down the mouse button, and choose between
them based on movement controls. That sounds simple, but that's where the AI comes in.
Enemies can predict when you're planning to attack, you can turn it against you.
You keep track of your patterns, so if you keep doing the same things, look at better at
country. And that's just the most basic possible scenario. More often there's
weapons involved, or multiple characters, or environmental hazards. Or all of those at
once. Now it might sound too far. But fortunately, if you're defeated, there's
There's never any kind of loading screen. You can leap right back in and try a new strategy.
The whole point of the game is to have fun, choreographing intense fight scenes.
Why are we kickboxing and golden retriever?
I really hope you enjoy it. As you can see, Overgrowth has come a long way since we started
working on it, and it wouldn't have been possible without you. Thank you for your
support and encouragement throughout the development process. Now just because we've reached 1.0
doesn't mean we're going to stop working on it.
So please let us know at bugsatwolfire.com
if you have any problems or suggestions.
Our plan is to keep polishing the game for a while,
especially regarding bugs, performance, and compatibility,
and look into options for what to do next.
That's it for this video.
If you'd like to hear about Wolfire News as soon as it happens,
you can follow us on Twitter at Wolfire.
Whoa whoa whoa, the day of overgrown escalation
Whoa whoa whoa, come mother Johnny has become
Whoa whoa whoa, the day of overgrown escalation
Whoa whoa whoa, come mother Johnny has become
I mean I appreciate that he like got the sound effects himself and like made them himself
Yeah, like he's got his, he's his very own foliarist. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Uh, that definitely
looks like a game. I really looks like a game. Why rabbits? Why? I have a lot of questions
from what I've seen.
The day of the growth has come, ooh bang us.
Ooh whoa, ooh whoa.
Only electric fans, thank you very much,
really appreciate that.
Chet, there's a game, god, there's a game
that's like Darkest Dungeon, but it's like World War II.
Does anybody know what game I'm talking about?
I don't know, is it called like Warsaw or something?
Warsaw Rising, is that it?
Remember?
True, anyone remember the game?
I'm trying to remember the name of it.
I don't know if it's Warsaw or Ryzen. Oh, it might be this game.
Oh, shit.
What's up, let's back up!
This looks pretty cool, actually.
I know like when I play this I need like a big polish flag behind me.
This is where the Polish soldier mod came from but I was so angry when they
They killed my Polish soldier on the darkest dungeon, man.
Now I wonder if he like literally just got lifted
from this game.
And Polish and I, it honestly looks really good.
It looks cool.
It looks like a Polish darkest dungeon, so.
Juice Galaxy, what the fuck is juice, juice galaxy?
What the fuck?
What am I looking at here?
Wow, just wow.
overwhelmingly positive.
And floppy, too.
Um, anyways.
Welcome to Jew School.
Oh, okay. Return to class immediately, the candy.
Worst. Student. Ever.
The Casio Mario World music immediately means like I'm out, I'm immediately out.
Here, take my clutcher.
Take it.
Don't come out.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Ooh, that's some good juice you've got there.
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Yummy.
Yummy.
I get what they're going for man, you must be galaxy brain compared to me, I don't know
what we're going for, what kind of fucking game is it?
You get what they're going for.
Impressive.
Bonaparts, a mechanized revolution.
Uh, I played New Genesis. I liked it. I enjoyed what I played of it. It was fun. I had a good time with it
I'd like to play more of it. I'd like to
Uh, boat apart
A mechanized revolution
You have betrayed the king.
Spread propaganda.
You know what, you can make like giant robots to kill civilians and...
This is like the French Revolution, but with giant robots or something.
Um, interesting? Interesting?
What's the idea?
Have I played Valfaris?
Uh, no, I'm not.
Uh, I think I want to say I bought Irithys, uh, I own it, um, so.
Yeah, yeah, I bought it, uh, I got it on sale for pretty cheap, but I've never played
Irithys before.
I know it's kind of like Darkest Dungeon a little bit, I want to understand.
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
I am a mo-
Rise, rise, my minions.
Become part of the Breathless Tide.
That's cool.
My kingdom comes.
More LSD slot.
This honestly looks like it'd be pretty fun.
I wonder how many different like monsters and things there are.
It's fine it's kind of easy I wonder is there like a hard mode you can choose right off
the bad if it's like too easy. I've seen, I think I've seen, yeah hold fast I know
about that game that's the one where it's like give him steel lads like I know
about that one. Captain Blood of God of Warcraft, I saw that game I have seen
that one. Small Saga, alright that'd be the last one. Small Saga we got.
I
The perspective reminds me of Golden Sun.
Actually looks kinda good.
That looks kinda good.
Is this a guy?
Didn't anybody here play this game?
I actually like the way this game looks.
Yeah.
Looks good.
I like the way that one looks.
It's not too long.
Good game.
Looks good.
It's a good game.
Golden Sun was so good.
I mean, you know, I had Golden Sun as a kid and I could never get past it the first three
or four hours.
I don't know what it was, but every time I ended up quitting, like every last time.
The art character stories are great.
The gameplay is basic.
I don't know.
Okay, I'm interested.
That was cool though.
Getting a golden son. I just could never get past it. I don't know you think oh, yeah, the golden son intro is really rough
So all right well guys guys. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you. We're gonna call this dream
I'm gonna be back streaming later tonight. Hopefully I'll see you guys then
Let's go find somebody who is streaming. Let's go read somebody and I'll see you guys next time
I'll see who do we got? Let's go raiding. I'll see you guys later. Oh
See
I mean, Jenix was a good time, man. I don't want to play. I don't want to play more of
it tonight. Let me throw you folks to all three folks to a smoke. Locus also playing
a Neo three. Thank you guys. Love you guys. Go check out Mr. Smoke. Locus playing some
Neo three. I will see you guys next time. Bye guys. Audio is having a good one. Go
raid. I will see you guys night or not. I'll see you next time. Bye guys. Have
See you later. Bye-bye.