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Make it soft, six, seven.
you know what's up guys how's it going good morning happy Saturday hope you guys
are all well what's up everybody for jumping in today to god of war sons of a
of Sparta. This is the new got-em-war game that Vieter heard of this game. I wouldn't
blame you because it got announced and Shadow dropped in the in the same day, in the same day,
actually the PlayStation State of Play. So yeah, how are you guys all doing? Good morning,
happy Saturday. Hope you guys had a nice week so far. So far this game, I've been enjoying this game.
It's a pretty cool game. I do have some issues with the game overall, but I've been having a pretty good
I think it's, uh, I've explained my thoughts on this game so far.
There's been a lot of bugs and like little performance things that were, that are distracting,
uh, for sure.
The combat, like the, uh, the RPG systems seem interesting.
Uh, I, I saw a really found, like, a really cool boss or something to really like,
oh, yeah, this is awesome.
Uh, but everything seems cool there.
Uh, it's just hard to make a metric, like, like, making a Metroidvania is like opening a restaurant
on a street with like 10 out of their good restaurants. You know what I mean? Like it's
got hard. You know what I'm saying? But there's a lot of other really good Metroidvania
is that you can't help but compare it to you. But how are you guys all happy Saturday?
I'm so thankful to the sub. Wackety. Thank you for the sub. I'm really appreciate it. Thank you
very much. All right. Let's jump back in. We've been playing for a little while. I don't know. It's
hard to say how far we are in the game. We've been playing for a bit while. And yeah, 10 really
good restaurants and 40 kind of bad restaurants, right? I'm going for 100% for this. Oh, I don't
know about that. This game follows young critos as he lives in Sparda, friend.
Um, game.
Well, let me try that again, I guess.
Let's try that one again.
It's a little info.
Thank you for the 56 months.
We're really appreciate that.
We're going to play something else today for sure.
I don't know what else will play.
new genics. Maybe we'll play Halbiver's. Maybe we'll play Battle Brothers. We're going to play something else today for sure though definitely.
Let's try that one more time. Didn't you?
There we go. That's time to work.
All right. Here we are at the temple.
and see is now we bring up like the list of things for different areas or how does that even work?
All region report. Yeah, this tells you everything that's there.
So there's different things and different regions here. I guess there was something on top there.
I think that can go do. Let's go go. Yeah, this is a, this is a no joke game. It's pretty big.
this is no small game
any cool skills or abilities
to
some of the hard mode is been the just trying to keep your damage
has been a thing I think I'm finally doing a bit more damage than I was
I do have some pretty cool abilities let's say I can do any of that I can shoot off that
which I think is pretty cool
uh... does this do something here?
...whatever here
and some of them know what to do about these things.
We have the game as umm...
there's like, all different spheres
to mess with. These are just all different spheres...
you can try out. There's a whole bunch of things to mess with.
It's pretty cool! There's like, your shield,
a different drink that you can equip...
and
it's a
son of a
one of the
one of the
the
time. This is a solid, solid, Metroidvania, thanks so far.
I think I did this tree today, not? Yeah, we did this one.
Michael it has
...
What's going to be placing the God of War timeline?
This is
before the events
from any of the games.
This is before before this game came out
the earliest game in the timeline was God of War
Session I believe but now but now this game is now the early game of the time one
Was this another what is this over here? Oh, I could have just walked up here I guess okay
Okay, there's something above me here what is above me
Oh, I'm just... time up the road, that makes sense.
Oh, hand.
Ah, you too!
That's right.
We found your hidden layer.
No doubt all of this is stolen too.
I reset the implication. This is a completely legitimate shop. We just have an open to the public yet.
Congratulations. You're our first customers.
It's kind of good that I finally found this, I guess, right?
A banner of our goalless.
the
original banners always in demand as an expression of regional pride and definitely no sketchy uses involving in
a personation
also I can like trade in all of this stuff if I want to
I say
platinum laurel
now into the rushing vertical slash okay interesting and then this is like another
spear tip okay like those and then I guess this is me selling I kind of
It was like a buy cell thing.
This is a trash.
Now, this is long before a trash was born.
This story is actually taking place before a Crafters met his first wife and had his first kid.
Hmm, let's see something up there.
No, it's RAS, that's RAME.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'll take both.
I like an equation. I think I'd just answer the question like three times.
I can do all I answer again a little while.
Okay, so I'm gonna get right and then up.
the
some of the above here.
Aw, there we go.
Okay, we just gained the ability to do that.
Like that?
Ah, you used to improve the open wellness.
Okay, so that's another way to improve our healing flask,
very cool, okay?
Let's go, guys. We are young creatives and we are searching for another Spartan
child named Vasilius who has disappeared, we think.
They are young or war.
We're looking for a colisto, not wrong game.
Okay, so like, up into the right, and then keep going down and right, we can.
The turn was on sale for $20, it's gonna deal. Try again.
Ah, so that was here, and...
That's not enough.
That's also not it. So there must be some ability here to
To get past this shit
And we don't know what it was yet. I can't I don't think it's this. Oh
That does actually work. I'm done the share
You know, I did not expect that's work actually
Look at this guy was right past them
Ah, a smoke crackin' and taking them to the sub, really appreciate that, thank you, smoke crackin'.
I almost feel like that's an exploit, I guess.
I'm extremely rare object of beauty, okay, and the GN crystal.
Just like that's not what you're supposed to be able to do.
more permortial shards
the
Just take a bit of some. I'm gonna do it. Thank you slash. And now
Okay, that's more I got to take that
look at me
that's like streets of rage music more illustrous metal that's good for upgrades for us
uh... looks like i could keep going up here
you know wonder create us so fucking angry gave you in the birds attack him in his own home
Birds are trying to kill them, the flowers are spitting poison at them, the guy just can't win them.
That's not good.
Oh, that's not a two.
It's not another banner here.
Maybe it's because he's a prick.
Like, do you think the birds can tell using assholes about why they're going after him?
I'm gonna need boobo, yes.
No goba
Okay, well, this is unusual
The sequence
and
you tried John Wick, uh, when does that come out?
I don't know why these birds are mad at me.
It's not like I'm wildly ranpaging through them, have a tap or anything.
Ah!
ah, fuck's the eye, they even bits.
No release date.
Oh, I didn't remember it kind of showed like gameplay I guess, a little bit.
Ah, game play of the John Wick game looks okay, yeah, maybe.
I'm not a particular lover of John Wick by any means.
I'll think about it.
and
adds on my barb stream not on my watch thanks to the content as always
dw less like the very much
dw likes i appreciate that dude looks like white seafood
Well, I don't think seafood didn't have guns, so it's not gonna be as definitely not the same.
Uh, this is more Artemis stuff, I don't have any other than this stuff.
I do have something for Dionysus, I believe. Let's go back there.
the
uh... creeper think of the fourteen months really appreciate and i said it
the new dinner live out on the home maybe i'll say
i'd never wait dinner life five
long times i really got down on some dinner life
Oh, man.
Krista's the size of the healing vessel.
Satisfaction is their move when drinking from the healing vessel.
Okay, that's pretty nice. Now we can instantly remove the status effect.
It was another temple down here. I wanna go to. It's here, and I fucked it up.
How do I, let's take a close, this one there. Maybe this one's a closest?
Let's go back to the temple to the toilet.
That was like predator, the first one was great for the expanded universe is kind of nonsense.
I don't think anybody, I don't know how many of the John Wick fans are playing it for like the cohesive universe or story going.
I think they just want to see people get shot, like this one, the action scenes.
and
there depends I kind of feel like
I feel like we do have such and like a dearth of
like violent action movies that now a John Wick ain't it for me?
Like violent action thrillers like those kind of things like I kind of get it a little bit.
I just don't really care for John Wick though.
He had a thing John Wick purports to be anything other than it is, so
they never watched nobody know, they've seen no one.
Is this game on Epic Games? No, this game is a PlayStation X
So soon.
So lay on the position.
So I'm gonna go...
I'm not gonna just keep going, right?
Ah, yeah, T.C. Carlson's, right?
It's a B.C. P.N.
is
I mean most Metroidvania maps nowadays are pretty fucking bad even right so
No real surprise there
Okay, so now we're going down
This game pisses off all the right people
I'm gonna people piss off about this game
It's a real quade. That's good
the
keep wanting to keep going down. I guess I never let this way. Let's see what's over here.
the
new secrets
to
the
came out to
Thursday
I didn't hate this game if you want to play as violent or adults crates
I mean, you are still violent in this game technically you're killing your
killing this mod everybody and everything
of
to
the
to the
to the
to the
to the
the
trade
and
I'm so much easy.
Unfortunately, that is a miss unfortunately, but you get the least try.
It's like trying to be a good person.
I guess we found the temple.
Uh, Spartan taking it to the sub.
We hit it, thank you very much.
I put up a barbslide barbed right.
Increase my magic meter.
increase it again you need the magic meter improve the flame and do we have another no
okay so improve my magic meter a lot too and we also I think
Dang this place has a warp point hopefully
People can write about this game looks great to you. I feel like some people took one look at this game and they decided like this is shit
This is terrible. Oh, okay. I still don't know what to do here unless it's
No, okay, I'm not open this door then
Welcome to come to your own conclusions about the game one way or the other I've had I have issues with this game for sure
I'm really right now my biggest issue is the
The performance occasionally like really the game runs poorly
That's probably my biggest issue at the moment
The glitches and performance issues are distracting
Sometimes I hate being right.
Ah, okay.
Oh, yep, is he?
That they weren't like the others. Who knows what will encounter next?
Obchips
Have you announced the next marbles yet? No
There is a tree down here. I'm trying to go make it there.
Is that a seco? Oh, I got a warm-intervased me. It's weird that this kid
create us a phasing create us like they're just so an interesting could be any Spartan kid
oh we'll see how the rest of the story goes on
yeah who knows
I think there's a lot of interesting things that you do with child pre-toss but you know
like I said we'll see can I enhance anything I so I'm
have the Cretan wetstone I couldn't prove my steel brace
Sure.
And that one I can't have for you.
Okay, and what about my medallion's here?
I need more dust of death for that one, and I need hair of lion.
That one's maxed up.
Okay.
Just say.
Crayidos fights in the womb you create those racing the other sperm
Haha
He's sick bro
I am the goddess for
A sperm Shmoth where somebody tell the creator of binding a visor. That's his next game
the
honestly sounds right up his alley
he already did it, yeah, lots of them, that's nice
the
I have this one we did not
that we did not
I hate this. This item here is so obnoxious too.
What can I do, man?
Hey, one.
But I think this is harder than so song. No, I would not say that. I think so strong is
So a thus far so strong. I would say is more challenging than the scam
Which I was joking about the name when I think it's called full-lope in frenzy
Now that's here see what's the real name.
Metroid of War
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I don't think I'm good.
Although the infreencey come again.
haha this.
Going on the green in the name.
Players back.
a
a tag list thank you so much man for the
tier three
How's he going, man?
Only uh, turns out there's only two more mighty two more multi-hour videos of what a lot of people have been done and I keep me in those heads
Almost over
Ah, these knees thank you for the 50 months for really appreciated though. Thank you, dude
Happy 6th anniversary and happy Valentine's Day.
Is checked your bell in time today?
Sorry ladies and barn, I'm taking smirking face.
To all the single people in chat, I'm sure you'll find your very own pre-nammen
I'm Sue.
Horpard.
Save its name and he appears.
I believe in Barbara's King.
I believe in Barbara's King.
The minimum Mario and Dark Soul and Halvin, right?
That's zero Zelda and Marvel and Street Fighter.
They say I believe in barbed wire scheme, I believe in barbed wire scheme, me.
Hey, thanks so much.
Bonfire of Hope.
Thank you for the 10 gifts, subs.
Appreciate that, dude.
Thank you very much.
I thought that, thank you for the 72 months.
I'm gonna fuck this thing.
Come here safely!
the
Uhhh, you used to improve the Spartan Dory.
I don't know if you can see.
So those things buff the nearby enemies, they either make them like immortal or like they get like infinite
poise or something. So sometimes you like straight up half the kill them first.
and
yeah
I think so much bonfire I appreciate it
Thank you, thank you for the sum.
if there's something else over here
of the
of the end of the
of the end of the
all so it's like you know that they're here earlier in a could not figure out how to reach
whatever this one is, the Sacred Monument.
I don't know how to reach this one.
It's like directly below me now.
and
hmm
I've been having a good time with the game so far. I don't want to have some issues with the game. I don't find it perfect at all.
and
the
I really don't know how to reach that one. It might not be a reticum. I might not be reach from here. Maybe you reach from a different room
Could be down and then against left wall here
I mean to me, I kind of feel like performance issues on a game like this are pretty inexcusable
right
the
word screen tearing and stuttering in the game like you know I could game crashing whatever but yeah
you know
you're gonna have some little things that I thought were kind of either bad or
yeah I don't know how to reset one I guess it could also be below it theoretically but
So yeah, I don't know, man.
Hmm, really don't know.
Yeah, I think the writing is not great either.
I agree with that.
and then I really miss that thing there really don't know how to throw some free stuff on
It would be directly above me here
I'm happy there's more god of war. I'm enjoying it too. I'm having to find out where to talk about like the things that maybe could be better
and
not a reset one
the
for actually, you know, not as you mentioned it.
It's kind of no reason for it to be locked to the PS5.
Oh, I never been there.
and
here
a little more like blossemes definitely looks like looks and feels a bit like blossom is for sure
uh... was funny quite nice looking but felt a bit dull towards the end
it's a kind of wish there was some kind of homework bone option or something
the
house of the still saying got a war music
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
You alarm clocking through a house so you can afford to spend a city in Godomore.
Oh, did I?
Oh, wait, if I, is there a block over here? Ah, if I push that block all the way, okay?
What did you do with Dark Souls 3 convergence? I did. It's also on YouTube, I believe.
As long time ago, I played that.
On a recall, what I do remember is that it had like a ton of magic and different things to try out.
And there were some spells that were like completely broken apart recall, right?
there was one was like rain and water something and uh...
yeah i remember i remember i was here again see old demon king and it was just one shot the old
demon king was like okay
is
this is a new game yes this is a new game it just came out on uh...
on Thursday immediately after the state of play
the
late
location
bar work
location
one
location
yeah, what are they going to have to re-record lines or like add new dialogue and
I think what's going to go on with that, I don't know.
If you see the guy that's excited we break down how he wins a 3v1 PvP and Elden Ring.
No.
to
here was the first time with this game
I haven't done about positive. I think it's
it's a bit of a mixed bag. Some good. Some not so good.
Um
So, whatever's going on, I can't get through these places, these two spots.
Some good, some not so good.
I think the upgrade system and the amount of options, again, gives you for like customizing
is really cool.
I think it looks nice, I think it plays fairly well.
The performance has been disappointing, like the game has been pretty choppy, like
like you can watch and probably see like glitches or like frame rate dips and all kinds of stuff.
So kind of disappointing and performance-wise.
Also kind of feel like the story is kind of me and the ring and not really doing anything.
So a bit of a mix bag.
Okay, let me see what I have here.
I have something for Apollo, and I have something for Nike.
and something for Demeter. So, Demeter, Apollo, Nike.
Yeah, maybe you could use a little bit more time cooking for sure.
Okay, really increasing strength stats.
So when it says that, that's not something I have to like a quip. That's just, it just is.
Yeah, I guess it just is. Okay.
How is it going, Bob? Brett.
Ah, all of the dog girl, thank you for the 72 months, really appreciate that. Thank you very much.
You all good? How are you?
better. Oh, I think it was areas in Athena, that kidnapped, I kidnapped the, like,
took the game on Seth Island. I'm sure the guys were happy, open world crap.
No
So I joined it you think Neo2 is better though
Okay, so this is what we're supposed to go next for the story
Yeah, Neo2 is significantly better than Neo1 for sure
You know what the only thing
The only thing I like better about Neo1 over to is I like the living weapon. So one thing that's one thing I like
I like the okay attacks, but I don't think I care for the UK for them, just for me out, too.
Enjoyed three.
all the neothry, yeah, I'm dead.
It's more neom.
Us, we gotta go,
aww, West here actually.
Ah, how, wait, how do I go left here?
Oh, there we go.
I want to tell you it's been my first three hours held in running around aimlessly and it
was awesome.
Yeah, it's a fun game to do that in.
of
Right.
Like a child.
Oh, boy.
I
Hey
Hey
Oh, business it's thank you for the 36 months
They didn't know your business
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Sir, a coach business.
Have you seen a griffin around here?
Hmm, I call for soldiers.
They send you.
Sir, we're highly trained.
Where is this griffin exactly?
Well, highly trained, huh?
A monster is currently perched on top of the tower,
staring out to see.
Knowing Griffins, in a wait till our backs are turned and then pouts.
Uh, your back is always turned.
It depends on where you're standing.
Stay here in case soldiers he sent for a life.
She's been busy. I'm going to see if it's out of stay.
Oh, then.
Those won't fake sneezes. This is a fake sneeze.
Whoa!
Oh.
Ah, I don't know any of that makes a bit.
I
I
want to get a sling
I'm not going to sling actually be
I want to get a cool sling
That's kind of shit I'll see my dad my dad loves guns my dad's like a huge gun gun
like gun nut absolutely loves guns for me I'm like I want to take a crossbow in a sling
to the shooting range I want I want crossbow in slings and long bows in shit that's
that one. Yeah, yeah. Hmm.
Hmm.
Fucking history nerds.
On the guy at the range wearing a fedora.
Archery is very fun. Yeah, very very fun.
I can't even...
Bring the 15, the 12 pounder to the range.
Right, which stopped Shadow Band in my chat because I use a VPN. It's the dumbest thing in the world
It's Ligma nuts
So
the
all of them are seen with the deal year maybe i can't do it yet that's come back later on
of
all you know what
we have to do all this pretty quickly here actually
Oh, my God.
Imagine how epic this would be.
You show up at the range, the Doritic low, cacky shorts, a new triforce shirt.
Tell the guys.
hey check this out then you pull out a swing
what about what about you show up as like you show up in full Roman Legion air
and you've got like your peelum and you start throwing javelins out the reins
that's not honestly that sounds like a jackass sketch
like you show up at a shooting range and you would like you like a bunch of guys are in Roman Legion
and then they all start throwing spears and jettins and shit.
Thank you very much, El Bardo for the 31 months, really appreciate that, dude.
Those it sounds like a jackass gets.
and
hey bottom of the banner
jagas would have gone there eventually they kept out of the way
all the city others here
Rains say the other not known for the sense of humor, but the quote range out of my doubt was meant to it was like a it was like a rain for like there was it was pretty much almost like an open field
But there was there was nobody there pretty much
the
of
the
of
the
of the
Supposedly the sequel is the good ones, supposedly.
I didn't like it very much, so.
Yeah, I was pretty much a big open area.
You gotta know how the sack I can seem to be connected to you, and I know if that is a knowing.
I can still, it is you. Listen, I have a favorite ask.
Mmmmm, something's wrong. A nasty storm is brewing. Do you feel it?
I do not.
But as I was saying, young man, he'd my warning.
Go! Stay safe in doors.
Meet me at the mountain once the storm passes.
I will consider your favor then.
It's time to descend.
The Spartan's journey never ends.
You're living together, ring. Oh, I'm...
Was it her? Was she help us?
She just warned about a storm and flew off.
Who's afraid of a little water?
What the fuck?
Still a pendera. Here's a reaction.
Courage? Is it the decision? Go!
Uh-oh.
Now, we're bringing the storm.
Good grief, from above.
all
Where did you ever supposed to fight this thing?
like well look like what are you ever supposed to fight this thing actually
so stark wolf how's it going
early hurting try something else
what's it her
oh she's going to think that's she's going to not stormy
That's a big bird in dog's young country who's afraid of a little water
Here's a reaction, courage is a decision go
All
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Okay, that's one of the hard-tricks, man!
The freeze from the bush!
It's actually those thing with bits.
We're being re-hearing it!
Try something else!
Here!
This will turn the time!
Yes!
The green!
From the bottom!
Get out of my heart, just get out of my heart!
The creeps from above!
3, 4, 5
There we go
I don't understand. Nothing seems to work. You're kidding, thank you so much. We go down
fighting. This is it. No, there. Is that enough a mini-smair? It's powered by
Crystal! This doesn't shoot. Nothing. Oh, this? Wait, how do we hit it?
Oh, how do we hit it?
That's it, quickly.
Yeah, who did it?
You got smile on us today.
Did you show him we hit it?
You know what?
You had the aim of Apollo.
And the stones of Aries.
The humility of Zeus?
I wish I more had seen that.
I wish the sculptor had seen that.
We can do anything.
He can't do anything.
So?
What now?
To the mountain.
We still need the grip and to get us up the passage of monuments.
You had him a craze moment?
uh... gory dregs
oh
you think
oh
oh
oh
there's enough anger you can do anything
oh
okay
I thought I'd think of that's you
jeannie thank you for 15 months
but it was a very much
I'll come up the brother isn't in gotta war for as the abdication you killed the giant
serpent with a mirror thank you so
Oh
Get to the top of thank you so much really appreciate I don't have a brother, so I don't know is that normal brother behavior?
I never had a, never had a brother.
Only in the south.
Demos is a previously established God of War character from Ghost of Sparta.
They didn't create him just for this.
still don't have that's I need a Corinthian hide for the spear. I couldn't
improve the base of the spear this one. Now it needs Ioni and salts for that.
the
only the scales of serpent
have a little
all rich corintheon leather
and so now they'll go back to the mountain
the
I'm a little sad if we don't get the CM or never met him here. There's nothing.
Ah, I suppose to keep going this way.
Can't believe that boss only had one head, low budget game.
of
uh, hopefully they can very much.
I guess we're going to take the boats to this area and then
warp to wherever his closest over there.
How many get up on the Hydra's backs references were there?
There was a couple. Is the trade's namesake in any of the games? No. It didn't give us nuts.
We, I guess theoretically we could run into it in a trance here.
But no, he wasn't in any of the other games.
the
the
the
the
the
the
ahhh yeah weird I was just going for the warp point
there's uh there's some weird uh some weird glitches in this game
it's got to be some weird glitches in this game from time to time
time
what's up the last part that died in god of War 2 was the
atrace did you need it before you were supposed to know it's like sometimes
cutscenes get triggered like multiple times when they shouldn't be. Like I said before this game has like a lot like a fair amount of glitches like to the point where it's distracting.
Is that the audio? Did your earbuds go nuts?
nuts, but you can kind of see sometimes like the screen like minus screen tearing
and like the screen jerking and stuff somewhere to shit.
Sir, I am not your commander.
What troubles you, boy?
My time on the garden is cradle.
I endured it.
Barely.
My brother's turn is next summer.
And I worry.
You think he's not ready?
I know he is not.
The cradle is a true test of body and spirit.
As our loved ones watch us supper, they too suffer.
Pick someone.
One who needs something.
Focus.
This is a new game, yes, this is a new game.
Strong for them.
He's their burden and in doing so.
He's your own.
Understand?
Hmm.
That makes a strange nonsense.
To endure the Artemis cradle is the mark of a true Spartan.
Thank you, sir.
I don't have any new things to learn.
Ah, sure, bye, that.
Was there any moves here? I have never done.
the
issue going up that would
is the sea of the loss to get still on the words
Look at the screen movements here, man, like look at this, like I really hate the way that looks.
There's no reason for the game to look like that either.
Yeah, that happens a lot. That happens a lot.
and
Nope, he chipped.
He used to be on the PS5 Pro.
Though this was a retro game, no, this game just came out a couple days ago.
Brand new game.
Who are the Lunar Blade at the temple of Artemis?
So, you know what I mean?
They see two D's, so it has to be retro.
Some people, some people immediately assume that, yeah.
and
the
and
can also under how many of them in a god of war fans like one of the fans have like never played all the games
either
they would never ever touch. Well isn't there jokes like don't mess with
Metal Gear Solid fans they haven't played the games. Don't mess with god of war
fans we haven't even played the games bro. I'll have more than half.
It was not like a thing.
How does a metal gear solid fan is true?
I'm gonna try to go left and down.
the only god of war game I never played is like there's apparently some kind of weird
old side scroller game that's like I'm even though how you would play it I'm gonna
It was like a Facebook game or what, but yeah, that's the only God of War game I have not played.
God of War, yeah, something like that.
A rooster that you don't know the sub, thank you for the fifth day War.
the
these are serpent rooms are silly
are really sure what the point of these are
with like an E.A.N. Engage got a war is something very weird
of
this is a book at the skimming now now
one of the most in the
and maybe he shows up later.
of
He was up here.
We are hunting beds a little unusual.
Oh, girl, god of farming.
This is not so easy to operate if this sells well, but it's held on steam like 6 to 12 months.
I feel like this will probably inevitably go to steam, right?
the
of
a share of the solid and I didn't get
a
a
seen it to be so
I don't really see a reason to do anything here
uh... there's there's partly more for us this there's a few more things here but
the uh... map looks pretty solid that we're gonna go back to the weekend
how is held having been lately all that's been fun
I don't know how is the war going on a cybersstand right now.
Does it look like we're winning or losing or what?
We're losing badly.
Chet no! Oh thank you.
Therabung is impressive for that little thing, Cybro Punk.
people are not playing well there
couldn't possibly be because of the fucking 9 million
hopes or the spawn rates on the box like let me just
dump seven box on your head right couldn't possibly be
because that is a manipulated by the day. I mean certainly. Yeah, yeah, they've got
they like adjust the scales. They're almost like I choose to think of it like they're the DM of the campaign
I feel like that's an app
We don't know the hell that I was going to win or lose this battle, we're just going
to set the rate so that it's like almost impossible for them to win.
Ah, so I'm not gonna make it for the 50 months or really appreciate that.
the
tentages to be
title for moms
can't
name
you had to bring my grandson to starlomel down
I figured
she's not here
you part of the mountain there
all right
keep going up
How the fuck did Bard knows that?
Make it so.
Wow, very multiple clues.
Number one,
His name collar was the same.
Number two, he's also the only person that ever makes that,
that he those turnily most big he does that almost all day every day
that's pretty funny money money or another
that he's a pretty regular chatter so you can kind of go
not rock that
uh... take a guy thank you very much
Now let me go rest here real quick.
Also he still wasn't here with a tier 2 subscriber as well, which was a fair number
of tier 2 subscribers but I feel like I would remember one better.
and
a
particular set of skills
I can't hit that from this side.
Let me go over here.
to put an hour is the tier one to get noticed
this is one of the boss rooms so the game says go up there but how how am I going up there
this is the child of Zeus with a mortal woman
so I guess they'll put him on the level of like hurt you lose right
so I can make it through here so I guess back left
and
what do you do for Valentine's day I don't think we're doing anything last week we're going to go out
again that's not being able to
you
yeah baby sitter bail now
with my kids, the chef apron, all. I haven't, I haven't cooks since last week since
French toast but like a week.
Again.
They have baked and play road trader.
They do...
Let's get back to place the road trader bro.
Hell yeah no.
Ball x pit?
No friendship from Valentines damn.
I mean, it's not there.
I mean, I mean, what it's not, it means that it's the cut of the Garry's stuff.
We're not all sound like that man.
What would they want with it?
Bro, how much do you want to say something?
Don't do that!
What do you want these doing here?
Funny story.
It appears we admitted certain details,
what we first sent you here.
We were kind of low on supply, see, but a carnivorous bird of prey moved in, and the sea
least was never here. You lied to us.
Well, I mean, he could have been here. Yeah, in the mushrooms back.
When the catadarids took over, we ran off and left our stuff. They took something we need back.
Could you, man, maybe? If we're nice. First, we have a griffin to find.
Well, if I were a critter, I'd be somewhere high, yeah, hang on.
You're welcome little Spartans.
We're sending us toward the Codagari Sonsha.
Maybe, but it's a path you couldn't reach, so win-win.
Oh, okay.
One of these monkeys I'll look a guy from happy Gilmourn.
Give me the back.
I'd never do that.
Oh my god, dude.
I'll go for a happy Gilmore my go.
the
love crimson way how
the
the
the
the
the
of dread.
of
off um so what am I doing here and I
a
can
who
a
So let's try to get past this or what else do you do here right?
I'm gonna do it here, um...
I don't think it's related to that.
I can't be going the other way either, right?
Oh, so when you plug out one of the holes that makes the other one stronger, I see.
Okay, got you.
I did not imagine it worked that way.
I don't think nature works that way, but okay, I'm not sure I guess.
Plug hole, make the other hole big.
man-made holes.
Splintered peak.
I guess I am permanently slowed here I guess. You play up one loss or one more air has to go through the other.
That's something you're gonna blow like this. Well, your own brains out or something.
I think doctors recommend you try that.
So there must be some kind of ability here we don't have where you can get through these like the narrow tunnels.
The internet says it works.
Yeah when you're blowing you know it's not when you sneeze though that's like that's why.
Okay, so these things they give you like a like a one radiance kind of deal and then they let you like move more freely
So you have to light these torches as you go. It's pretty cool.
Uh, why don't you sneeze or just try it? Why don't you sneeze right now? Don't worry.
Don't worry allergy season is is about to hit like a ton of bricks. I feel like this year
Don't worry man. I'll be I'll be sneezing and bitching about my allergy soon enough
A final drilling blow
to
send it will increase maximum health
uh... like that one
This game knew yes, this is a new game.
Isn't there something I don't know?
Sad about her?
She does seem far away at times.
Makes me think the sea leaf isn't the only one seeking purpose.
Her purpose is tending to temple.
I mean her true purpose.
Maybe they're one in the same.
They're not.
I can tell.
They're an Oscar.
Maybe I'll.
What's the video so many links like 10 hours of silence, but with random sneezes?
Yeah, that is a video.
I don't remember who made that. It might have been like a movie, do you? Or something I can't recall?
This is strange, right?
pieces of a ship.
Yeah.
It was you.
Could be an old merchant vessel?
Well, maybe if we find it's hold, there'll be treasure to salvage.
Demos, wait!
Did you know all these sports team make a funny video on me yelling?
No, they can never do that.
Yeah, TSM was uh, was pretty good about the monster.
A lot of boxing, maybe?
Those like their favorite things to do.
and
is one of
them
that's all we do
Oh, then we got the idea for Best of Barb. Best of Barb is very old, now it's been
Now what's she belong to?
Mother, did you miss me?
How could there be a ship on the mountain side?
It was most likely that...
Oh!
I've got it!
There are many lots of people here from the legends of this island.
Beg her even then this whole of Tendra?
Not even in the school.
the
enemies are annoying
ah there was something back then this one
Or comedies. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that.
Um...
Best of ours inspired from happy hobby videos. I think it's just like clip compilation dude. I don't think anybody really has a...
really has a claim on that.
I've had different editors over the years who kind of had like a different style with it.
I don't really think anybody has no, anyway has a claim to clip compilation dude.
and
may ask the rest of the markets one is the end
I'm proof the belt of Taiki that would be very nice.
They're like that.
the
a weird a dead end here can I do the secrets
Have you heard of a drag on like dragging these nuts or what are we doing here?
Dragon bees nuts, a cross report head or whatever?
Well, it's TV's big enough for a car to sleep on.
and
getting your first H.D.C. like H.D.C.V. was kind of like an oh my god normally this is so much better
lol
I always share what a difference
the
that's why I have to go back and I do I have multiple offerings actually
I have to go back to Artemis and I have to go back to Demeter I haven't found a fast travel
point recently so that's why I haven't I don't really feel like going all the way back
There may be like a temple or something up here on an hour or one point.
I think I was near 3, I enjoyed it, I liked neothry, but I do feel like Neo2 is better.
I think, uh, I don't think being open a world improved Neo at all.
I feel like all I did was make you spend more time on irrelevant bullshit, like I have to clear on an enemy base, like I have to go do this, I have to go run over here.
The Mio 2 is more concise in getting you to the action fighting bosses, new enemies,
things just works better.
I saw that phone with it, I enjoyed it, but I do think Mio 2 is better.
to be 70 hours to 100% steam achievement neothream I saw I had a really fun time with
that like I drew a plan.
and
I was going to refill on health growth, but it's a part of the get our chicken nuggies.
Dark rule, thank you for the reason.
gold
bomb grintesse
the dollar was
the new enemies are poorly made to think so
i feel like me too definitely had better enemy variety as well terms of like more enemies more bosses
.
.
We're at the spiders in neo1, we put a boss health bar on an enki,
What a Neo 3 they did I'm not sure I saw that
That's a that's very old and ring of them if they did if they did do that
Oh
and
it's a side mission I'm I might miss the side mission yet
uh... yes I am playing on the highest difficulty yes
this is a Spartan difficulty
what is like the flames do so until you like the flames like your movement sucks
Like you pretty much like him barely moved. I guess because you're like in the cold
But then once you get close to the flame then all of a sudden you actually get to move so
You're maybe put on a shirt, yeah, maybe.
Brother, I found the shipwreck.
Cautagories.
Oh, okay.
Hey, what did you find?
Paul, no pressure.
It's the map they took from the Cocoa piece.
Should we see where it leads?
No.
We'll get it back.
There's no time for their foolishness.
Well what about the rest? We reported it. It belongs to Spartan, not to us.
Alright, won't catch me stealing any of it? No, or will you catch me?
How old is Cretos supposed to be here? I don't know, 14, 15, something like that.
the young critters
find forgotten tones okay
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
F
ah
our time at three are there
this is a goddo version of young sheldon
and
there's that loop around back this way
I still don't know what to do about this, I'm not sure I'm that one yet.
and
is it good does it feel lazy I don't know if it feels lazy
what I would say is like I said before is that imagine a restaurant opens on a street
with like a million other restaurants and the new restaurant is like it's just okay
it's like it's not bad
like but there's also there's a million other restaurants on the street
it's like it's alright
free this with hair ruins your immersion
I like to go there, but
She'll try reading a public cell was pretty good. No, thanks to you
Was there trouble I gave your brother a warning there was no storm it was a skull of Pendra we almost died
What I said was to find safety are you almost out of the game? How would I know? I'm not playing me
I thought it was your role to protect children.
We felt abandoned.
I could baby, thrown from the cliffs of Tegatoes.
You would give me too heavy a heart.
What was the favor you needed?
The report of the remains, yes.
The boy we search for might be in the passage of monuments.
Can you carry us there?
Come.
Oh boy, here we go.
I am looking for the remix.
I hope they're going up like a little concern.
Hopefully they're going to...
Take those.
Whenever you need me, beat them against your shields.
I will find you.
Just know it is not safe for me to fly it into Sparta herself.
Anywhere else, I will be there.
Thank you, understand.
are is that now a look out for heroes bowstring anything connecting the
seawese archery understood is that now like a fast travel anywhere to
him
hold trads up into travel around campsites oh that's pretty nice okay cool
So now we can fast travel anywhere.
Here we are.
We can fast travel to any of the campsites very nice.
She can't go in the Sparta into the Chicago
in the Sparta, though, she says, so not into Sparta.
Okay, I wanted to go to one of the Temples.
I think I have to go.
I know I have to go to the Temple of Dianesis.
What is that?
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Alright, Temple of Dianesis. Let's go.
of
all the faster options and we just got a we just got a good option now so I'm glad we have that
the
the
the
Chris of the size and status effect are
incident moving drinking
yet
and we have offered all three of those
I don't have any of these yet, though
think I had something for
Artemis as well
I have something for Demeter
and are misdemeanor and are misdemeanor
of
all
all
all the shockmaster
Let's be here then, there we go.
The game, then additional, belt slots.
Uh, okay.
Pretty sure I had one that was like increased your defense.
Um...
Improved defense, right?
Uh, improved strength.
And then we got one more for Artemis.
It's a cool faster I like to don't make you endure a long cuts and get from A to B.
It's probably about time to give us a faster way to work around, so it makes sense.
It's a good powerful slash is in strikes.
I see a heavy blow to cause eruptions from the earth.
And then on the left of the game.
Now where are we going?
to find some more of these trees. So I'd like to find there's a tree right there we
never did but I don't know how to reach that one. I'm gonna go over here and let's go
straight left.
His Kino worth a try.
I really enjoyed Kino when I played it.
I really liked that game.
Very cool again.
I think his game is seems like he did gain a bit.
I sure.
Definitely not a short game.
It's like Alex has gone.
I think I tried this one once, and I got fucked up, so I was like, yeah, let's
I'll come back this one.
the
I
All right
being drunk in a week and was watching bar play a cool game that's the lives of the
ball that is going
okay there are all of three
I think we've done all the all of trees there's one over here too let me
I think I'll see if I can reach that one real quick.
Let me go fly over there.
Very nice, and I can travel to any campfire.
Very, very nice.
Very, very nice indeed.
I'm getting close to level 5.
In close. I don't know if this game's upgrade system works the way God of War 4 does though
The tree is I gotta go down here somehow
down and right
pause the hardest difficulty and I want to go to war so in the classic god of wars
you can't play on the highest difficulty unless. So wait so how do you get these? You can't
unlock the highest difficulty unless you beat the game once. And then you're allowed to play the
the highest of both here.
And they are extremely brutal.
They are all got over one, two, and three on the highest of both here are extremely
different old. Very hard.
of
all
all
like the rock blast skill all like the shotgun from the sling yeah that's that's a pretty good damage dealer
and
on the spirit temple or spirit meter from the game all
and
that is a pretty strong
there's a there's another tree right here I guess that's fly here and let's cut a
down and right I don't know if I can reach I might not be able to reach this one though
have you finished this story now I've got to store a large money banks thank you for yeah this is
We've got to worry about before.
We have not finished the story.
But you go down and right.
I know she's better than this guy, but I don't know.
I mean, not that long.
Oh yeah, so I can't go there yet. Okay.
Okay, so I guess
this is where we are going.
Well, Artemis, I guess I could go to a Nike first here. Let's go to Nike
What a story behind bar of a gabanom
I've been ripping through I've been playing pretty fast
This one
Greece is my spirit meter nice. I'm gonna have any of that
Yeah, you can just stick in his watch clip. I think you can see the see the origin yourself
The best emo on Twitch
So right in, right in, up.
Where are I, born, bard?
What is wrong?
Just behind this wall, it's where Sparta kept a group of cyclopies in the RV captured.
Five of the meanest around my reputation.
And now that it's fallen, they're gone!
Act one! How are you so calm?
Because what do you want to tell me how much they love to chase the monkeys?
That was a joke.
Do you know that the cyclopies don't eat monkeys?
No.
And how are you so calm?
We will find them. Why in the world would you do that? Because we are Spartans.
Oh, the Cyclops escaped.
I
Nice see how I'm gonna share thank you
Oh, okay, sure.
But don't.
And
But it's very here a sometime ago
I'm gonna knock it hit by the chandeliers.
How does Dune 3 come out in December?
I said about that.
I remember like nothing about the book.
I think I remember one plot thing that happens.
I'll get what the game says it's a bug me.
twice. I don't think it's house hole in one golf house hole in one
lot. What the fuck is that?
How old hole in one door?
Okay, I have no idea what to do here actually.
Game says go up to all way to minute is the game hang on.
I think I get it. The game wants me to fly up there. It's what the game wants to do. Okay, I mean, I assume I couldn't fast travel to a point I'd never been before, but
Apparently that is not the case
the
maybe uh... maybe in medical journals in the future we shall see
Anything else want to piece of me? I'm damned, dude.
What's up, floppy disk? How's he going?
Here. I was using the bus to find the sealys.
We found this instead.
You're not going to die.
No, you're not going to die.
Don't you have to be a killer.
You're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
Don't you have to die.
You're not going to die.
That's all for your back!
Alright, this is not the point.
I'm waiting for anyone.
Oh!
What the-
Connor, kill us, nerd.
I can't afford it.
No, I don't think we can three-in-state and see a way to change the opposite of just plays in the game.
You defend him!
He's our shield brother.
And the occasion of the unit is far more important than whatever they did to one boy.
They were trying to make him better.
Huh, by pushing him around, I will talk to Brontis, and you will clear this from your mind.
Yeah, I don't think it's an option.
Another Stimphalian. Come, let's not get ambushed.
Find the Stimphalian nest.
I guess we were here before, but the rope wasn't here, but now the rope is here.
Okay, got you.
Uh, what was the left over here?
I hate the speaker controller shit. I absolutely hate that shit.
Um, I have to do that. So, oh my god, when did I get 17 lustrous metal down as a lot?
So I can't really upgrade anything anymore really, so I guess I may as well.
I actually do have improved scourge of ruin, unflicting poison damage. I could try it.
as well as I'm as well of great at why not
as the greatest status of damage for elemental spear tips so that I can do this to
another wing of wander on that one
So actually if I go equip that, I go.
The Tainted Thorn, and proves defense.
and
the status effect damage I'm so close to level 5
level 5
as we have the poison spear on
let's see how this goes
I found an archers perch
Joe is getting into the sound of something you'll hear why
yeah it just sucks I mean at least making an option like let me turn it off
I didn't see an option for it in this game, so
Not from here, but we should check the damage on our way out. See if we need to fix anything
I wasn't impressed with the poison the first time I tried it, but we'll see how it is this time
the
pothae or a
pardo
another bird is this going to be a poison bird
the
Jesus fucking price
oh my god dude like what is the spam dude oh my god
I'm yeah I think this is not poison yeah yeah you can turn off the
speaker but we are you can't like redirect it in the game that's the issue
and
put that one back on and
on the defense
for Sparta
Did it run? No, it's taking 8. The base of my overs.
It's setting up for a garage! I said!
Well you get like no time to fucking actually hit it back.
You're like legitimately don't get any time to actually hit it.
So, what am I supposed to hit?
This thing is actually...
I can't literally get like one hit with the spear and the mic that's up.
Oh, dude.
Fuck!
Did it run?
No.
It's taking it.
It made some maneuvers!
It's setting up for a garage.
I said!
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
You get like no time to hit this fucking thing back at all.
You get the hit like once, maybe.
Ah, man, annoying dude.
Uh-
Ah, I'll boss you wherever I'll think you've got the 47 months for you to do.
For Sparta!
I think I'm boss of rare trophy, I think I'm some.
the
bro like the plants okay this game has an issue with some really really
annoying fights like really really annoying
No, it's taking a face of maneuvers!
It's setting up for a garage!
Hase up!
I couldn't even get him that.
Damn.
the
Maybe display that the boss is always the same sequence of attacks.
It's a pretty robotic.
Did it go in?
No, it's taking aim.
The base of maneuvers!
It's setting up proper rush!
I thought my game crashed for a second.
That was a really annoying fight.
5.
Losing the cuts here again?
Spartan!
Never order that!
Spartan!
Never let me hide!
Spartan!
Always united!
How can you do that?
Uh, mostly I make sure the pointy and books that, not that, how do you smile when it seems
could be a beast lunch?
Well, my head's screaming at me, a tray is, it's time to panic, but my heart says, no.
Oh, and that is a tray.
And your death would make a great story.
Why feel anything but joy?
Wait, wait, wait.
So, aayus is a tray is, oh, okay.
Are you telling me aayus is a tray is?
The Trees of Sparta, a Trees?
Did I not say so already?
No!
Well, I am not as good at telling stories as your mother.
Oh, it all makes so much sense now.
And wondered why he was so nice.
You always talk about a Trees with a Trees' respect.
I wish I could have met him.
As do I.
What are you doing here?
Here, you got a field pass?
Ah, now the sculptor had an assignment for you. He was frustrated, but I covered for you.
Told him I'd get you the message. I'm already told me where you might be.
You snuck out?
Well, you, you, one. You owe me several.
Anyway, Datalus hasn't made his delivery for the igos, and the foundries doors and the sister are locked.
You need to see what's going on.
Foundry. Got it.
This opens the entrance in the blog. It might be the only way in.
Thanks, Ace.
And you're okay?
And make sure to get the main entrance open.
You got the thing on, you got this thing stuck to you. There you go.
Remember, Cat Cam, my cats don't like to hang out on my office anymore.
Open the mainthes entry into the Foundry of Invention.
Huh?
the
thing of fear
a
Ah, sequence, those sequence. He's waiting for me out, Janice.
Something's for George Bob, Jack Bob, Jack.
Prezo, thank you for the sun. Appreciate it. Thank you, Prezo.
And then build it, rescue it, and the genius will not split from this construction.
Let's story for this game. The story for this game is we've been looking for a lost art and name of the series.
and we are young young craters
a
goddammit
as if it's not a war of the fucking birds of the worship
uh... doing history thank you very much really pretty to the year for the fifty nine months
ah
ah
it's just Odin slowing us down
And it's a lazy how are you?
Son of a way, so where even is that?
It's gotta be in here somewhere, right?
Oh, okay, I see.
the
y'all and enjoy the game is pretty fun for like a metronia like the way it looks
uh... i do this game's got a lot of issues though
uh... that's really after
a lot of issues with this game
far from perfect kind of feels perhaps undercooked a little bit as well in terms of some
of the glitches and stuff we've run into maybe needed a bit more time but I'm still
I'm having fun with it though, so...
God dammit, I wouldn't pass.
Why don't they teach me Carlson as AI?
I'm just trying to make the jumps, he's fucking stand-a-lears and drive me crazy.
Fucking shandlears.
Oh my god.
the
time of the fucking shandleers are so annoying
walk off
off
uh... and prove the lunar blade of the temple of the
a
hour said
that's where they want me to go now
Temple of Artemis.
Did you get everyone's second sphere?
We have like the sub weapons, but no like the sphere is the primary weapon in the game.
There are sub weapons in magic.
Which they are honestly useful, like they are good.
I've been especially liking the sling shotgun attack has been pretty good for doing like a lot of damage.
image. I think I have something else here hang on.
No, I guess I don't come on.
Use that I like to poke things.
Ah, let's see.
and
another game wants us to go there
take me here
all i don't think this is made by the blast miss that's it definitely looks like blast miss though like i see why you i see why you think about
Now can I try the poison spear? Now the enemy can actually be poisoned, hopefully.
the
the
was wing of wander for that one.
Sether of foul.
No.
OK.
It's cool that a trace of Spartan is in this game.
Yeah, it's kind of nice for people who
were paid pay attention to God of War for these
more employees in the, I can't poison these guys.
So now I have like a super poison attack now, that's pretty cool.
I think Blosson is definitely a lot better than this game, for sure, no question.
I think Blosson's art style is like more cohesive, more original, I think Blosson is
definitely looks better for sure, but that doesn't mean this game looks bad.
This is a plausible slingshot better.
Oh my god, the frame rate dude, what the fuck?
This fight was some janky shit, but really janky shit.
man. This was like, I don't know, this fight felt like, ugh. Oh, well, it's happening on the
island. Like, the sound effects were broken, like, that the spawns were weird. That
was some really janky shit on that one dude. They didn't think anybody would get this
far, I don't think that's true.
I'm Polaris, thank you very much for the sub, thank you for the 32 months.
of
But constant stream carrying is really bad.
Now something up into the right here.
Wow, there is something there I don't see at a region, maybe you're supposed to come in from the other side.
and
here's all to optimize and bug fix that I hear done okay ship it
the
of the key
as provides
back in my day games released in their
finished
jump in and hope for the best
you had this all all the games of our
childhood or so bug three like you know
like Operate of Time and Pokemon Red and Blue and Superman 64,
like these games have no glitches there,
totally flawless masterpieces, and have no issues whatsoever.
How was the Starship Trippers game?
The demo for that game was really cool.
I'm excited about that game, Starship Trippers.
Those really fond them.
the foundry of invention
something's not right
yeah all this girl's oblivion exactly no glitches
ah yeah the demo for the Starship Churcher's game you can play and I had a lot of
the phone was an action. That game will say it could be really fun.
It's locked us in.
Helpful.
Hello?
Honorable Datalist sir!
Let's split up in search for him.
Who's in our feature and not a bug?
Probably crazy, but it doesn't look like the poison even does damage.
Now, define the main himself.
Explore the Foundry.
Also screen tearing, well sometimes like the screen is like the background is jerking and moving forward
It's like it's almost like a game is skipping
Maybe screen tearing is something you exact right word, but maybe that's not the correct term
You'll see it when it happens
See like right, can you see that right there? Let's get to see that right now
and
it might as be frame rate drops on a may not be screen tearing is not the right way to put it
and
now you can't see it
my only easy i'm not know this is the on-play station either way
I wouldn't make a lick of difference.
the
Okay, I think we're clearly missing some other item here.
Yeah, I don't see why this would lower-wise be inconsistent, seeing the predicted systems
So far, the only thing that maybe conflicts with maybe something from Ghost of Sparta,
but I don't remember what Ghost of Sparta, I don't really remember any of the plot
these deals from that game, so...
Yeah, oh.
How?
and
It's definitely been a it's not a small game. This is a big game for sure
I thought it put a good time with it to be honest. I've been enjoying it
of
is man when you're thinking of the top 10 Metroid Mania's of all time I don't think this game is even like close to that
but uh that doesn't mean this game is bad, no it means
and
I personally probably rank it below Blossomus right now
I've really blasted as I had issues with Blossomus, but
I've really blasted as I'm on for one part I think Blossomus is worth better
in terms of like, you know, no glitches or anything
I've only blasted as we've necessarily perfect, but
I think Blasmas gets points for being like the first game to kind of look like that, too, and like it's art style.
Um...
I think Blasmas also had some decently memorable boss fights that were bit different, and this one
it feels like I've most had been fighting various kinds of burrows, like over and over.
I guess there was like the dragon, but that one was kind of forgettable and then there was the crystal which was like who cares
The blood guy was kind of cool. That was not a good pretty quick the blood guy
Brother come look
Wow, thank Douglas is building an equally big plow.
Only if he's as equally big a fool as you.
We'll just have minutes to like Blasper's lovely art saw behavior playing it.
I don't know how they got blamed for that.
Is that the bowl from the first game?
I don't think so.
He's trapped in his workshop.
This has a gear that looks about the right side.
Maybe it's supposed to be?
Well, bring it over.
What's up, Elijah?
I think he wants to keep it! Get back!
Yeah, that's not.
Good luck.
What the fuck?
What are my crannies?
What have you seen?
What in the fucking jame for that?
But question that was being in my mind for a long time.
Didn't you set your hair for streaming?
Or is it just an actual order thing?
Ah, stems?
I do not set my hair for anything.
And wake up.
And that's it.
Look out!
It's open to attack right now!
Before it recovers attack!
What is going on here?
Let the people in charge take something!
Oil!
Remember what?
Shirley!
Oh, I think it's not helping, it really doesn't know.
I wonder if the oil is finalable.
Surely. Look out!
It's open to attack! Right now!
It's Jack! Let's do some damage!
Wait, isn't he supposed to be on the way away?
Isn't he supposed to be on the far right of the wall like, why is he all the way over there?
What?
What the hell was that?
Look out!
It's open to attack, strike now!
It's open to attack, strike now!
Be careful!
Shut up!
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Surely.
Fifu, you're back!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
We've got one for the other but finish it!
This gear looks the right size.
It's unlocked that door.
Dude, you did?
Yeah, I've used it in this game just in this playthrough.
Like I've run into like a lot of things, like I feel like I would have a pretty long list of notes.
notes.
I'm things that they could improve on and things that could use.
Use a little bit of work.
I'll be a pretty decent, pretty decent list of things.
Like if I were a play tester, like what would I have to say about the game?
I'm pretty sure I'd also be ignored after that point, but still I would still
Say it.
Thanks to him, bro, surely.
I mean, I think the boss was pretty cool.
I do think it was a bit jank.
I do think it also, like, it kind of forces you into the corner
and like this feels like there's kind of nowhere to stand,
like at all.
So it's kind of out of mouth.
I think it's a little bizarre.
of
the
most of the boss of the jangie and was it looked cool
thank you for your honestly your fire
yeah
I think that's what I needed to improve my other sphere tip.
big.
I'm gonna plant really, I can't apply it, I'm losing it.
I'm not a miss, thank you for the gift, son.
I appreciate that, thank you, not a miss.
I don't really know what the poison on the enemy does, I think it's possible that all the poison does is it makes them spit out more.
I think it makes them step out more stamina boards.
Surely about as most humble gaggain were never died playing got a war.
Make it so.
Nine months thanks for the combat.
the
yes he's poisoned
I don't think it's doing any damage but he is spitting out a crazy amount of words
so
I guess that's the point
I've definitely died on this game, I've died and ever got them more.
Yeah, the yellow orbs allow you to do things like your focus attacks and the special moves.
I
didn't
I
didn't prove my
night use
of
the god of war in this game anyway, that would be Aries.
Heading fireballs like they're cereal.
Bush.
Got it.
I'm like I can count some, some expecting to play a dude named Soap Song.
Corinthian High, and more lustrous metal, okay?
Is there anything within this game?
We haven't seen any of the gods, really.
We've spoken to a priestess.
I think we talked to an oracle once briefly, uh, there was a statue of aries in the background that was under construction.
If we talk to Hestie every flu?
I can't open that gates.
and
important more reveals uh i guess we met the dude that a tray is his name after
while poison sure works on me apparently
character named boy
the
was as a well as a day is as but I guess is full name is a trace is just a nickname is
the
rules on fire I didn't have a mirror to tell me
all I need to create and let's don't know the other thing
I've proved this one.
Need I only insult for that one?
Let me see an alloy.
Is this game genuinely good? I think this game is kind of a mixed bag.
Some good, some bad, some bad, some, some, some inexcusable, recently, it is definitely a big game as definitely not a short game.
of
all of them ever went over here was over here
MMM
the
here.
Did not.
I
out
of
I
Okay
Can I go through this?
The voice that I think I don't I'm not impressed by at all. Yeah, I will say I do want to hear more KC Carlson
The his voice has been great
He's he's pretty timeless as pre-tos
I think that is, you know, I'm sure it's probably a child voice actor but that they're
her. The caliopee, uh, caliopee voice actress is like,
I'm in that right, don't make me, I mean.
It'd be one of them better hintalling the story to his wife.
Instead of his daughter, or maybe both of them.
and
him
you didn't give them a hug
you know what happens anyway
Guys am I crazy here?
Did my game glitch out?
For something?
Open Dataless Office.
Oh, maybe we need to go to the back of the large bowl, maybe.
Yeah, but there's no button for me in front.
right there's a there's he's standing there chilling
hey there's a mess is possible I'm frustrated didn't really maybe I missed it
Oh, okay, maybe this was the deal. Okay, got you.
Thanks the best.
There we go.
The deliveries here.
It was Shadow Drill for the QA team as well.
Once we tell this whole time,
Spartacus and Soldiers to Retreat.
First, get the doors open.
Found something.
I don't know from dataless.
Today, my hands cracked wonders I cannot tame.
and was lying to myself.
Chat was dataless to dude who created the maze.
The line did buy him fish.
And uh...
Ingotable one.
Like the temple? Was that dataless?
That's my competence.
From a meter-classable nation.
If I survive.
Dataless followed his ambition no matter the cost.
Should we report the truth?
Dataless is still alive.
He should answer for his lack of imagination.
right right dataless is also a figure but the dataless was the dude that
was in got a war once striped to you for six years it's empty thank you for
the six seven months really appreciate that thank you at 17 guru thank you
for the sub I really appreciate that they can do
the
and
it's a lot of a year now
So who created the there was to do that member at the in God of war one
Who's a dude in God of war one you don't you don't you find his dead body at the end of it
Are who is your favorite guy? I think it's got to be the big JC bro
Only answer
Fratos
Jc's my boy
Fratos, the fictional video game god, your favorite
of
37 months really appreciate them. Okay that's how you look.
You know when you learn when you look at Christianity right because you've got Jesus who is the son of God and you've got mother Mary who's this divine
and like, you know, mother of the divine and there's all kinds of iconography.
And you look at the context of the time where you have a gust of Caesar predates the life of Christ,
where he is declared, he declares himself the son of Julius,
like the son of, he's the adopted son of Julius Caesar,
and he's declared a god.
You also have ISIS cults who, uh, they're worshipping the divine mother of ISIS.
Kind of seem like there's a lot of stuff that's awfully similar to Christianity before Christianity, which makes you look at Christianity in a way
Again
I didn't you say such a thing
Those guys are ridiculously exploding enemies. They don't even give you time to react like you're there already blowing up on you
You lost with Union Busting, but he's won me back with the blast for me.
That blast, man!
So happy I might explode goddamn.
Thank you for the 50 deaths of the Holy Shipman.
Let's go to the second one.
Let's give some welcome.
Thank you so much.
Holy Shipman.
50 deaths of dude.
We just, we gotta give some welcome.
Thank you very much.
Plast the gen.
Thank you for the 70 months.
Because he was bringing down the unit.
I did what was needed.
Thank you so much.
You might've explored it right before you did.
You needed what's training.
You pushed him away from the unit.
You're one to talk.
You did it, too.
Why did you say to me?
You did it, too.
During tactics exercises, don't act innocent.
Run!
Get off your back!
It's tragic criminals.
you could have been great with me at your site. I know, now I'm greater with Demos.
Who was that all of that?
The zoo thing was terrible to take on Christianity's beautiful.
I mean, there's not really a take. It's just like, it's just historical, like, these were the things that were happening at good time.
you can believe obviously whatever you want to believe. I'm not here to judge anybody's
belief system. These were just things that exist that that's same time period.
This is where the Spartan Rage began.
I'm not even sure around where we're going right now, we're going back to Sparta, looks like I could have the gallery return to Sparta.
I have some blessings.
Think, what are the blessings I have here, let's see.
I have Artemis, Nike, Apollo, Artemis, Nike, and Apollo.
We stop with religion. I mean, I don't think it's really a religious talk. It's like a...
I think sometimes you guys are a little too sensitive. Nobody is judging anybody's religion, all right.
A little over sensitive, calm down.
the
good
Artemis a follow-up
watches pearls
I think actually somewhere in Greece they just opened the first Greek
Greek. It was like in the past like five years, whatever, they just opened the first new Greek temple to the classic Greek gods.
The first time in like thousands of years.
I think it's mostly a publicity stunt, but yeah, yeah.
Like a small temple.
the
dope let's go there
there are a few howlness about three to four thousand
just uh, it was the first new one in like many many years
I want to if they're practicing like, isn't it, wouldn't there be if they are practicing like believing in the Greek pantheon should they be like having like feasts and things as well?
But this is all Spartan spirit boss, okay?
I don't have any more of these.
There's an other than an Odin Temple.
Have you been to the pantheon of the Parthenon and Nashville, the Parthenon and Nashville was that?
Let me know that is.
I mean, yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm not weak or anything, I do feel like some of the fights get very spamming and it feels like there's not much I can do sometimes just kind of like hope for the best.
I know, I mean, I don't think I've been in Nashville in like a very long time.
Um...
Okay.
Been in the real part of the nun?
I've never been there.
Uh, can I enhance anything?
of the news of this record scratch
all i can increase my spare apparently when did i get the level five
hand some of my shield
all right
if you see the guy on life two uh they are shooter basically with toilet bowl humor
i have heard of high on life and i am not interested in high on life
What's the telly of your brother's latest claims, huh?
Three-stimfaliens now, a school of pindra, and dragging off a...
Oh, yeah, pack of cultists.
You too must worship at the altar of lies.
Hi, I'm a liar.
Even to myself.
You get your head with that spear.
Okay.
Hi, I'm life requires an IQ of 155 minutes, and I just wouldn't understand.
I have to accept our limitations in life, guys.
Apparently I never came back through here.
Where ain't got a process so many densely packed jokes
there was I want to open that that's super orb
It was up here, right?
Cratos, you okay, brother?
I don't know anymore.
What happened?
What had brought to me when you said you did it, too?
It might spring.
That remark battles meant to test my command.
Team exercises.
It was a role I knew had no chance of success.
I put the Seelys in their role.
Every time, every team, every battle.
Oh. Oh.
You were helping it would force him to rise to the occasion.
He could only fail.
Always, no win situations, always in the most exposed position of the phalanx.
Always a decoy to be sacrificed quickly.
Why a waste of valuable soldier on the lost cause?
It had to be someone every time.
When there was nothing at stake saved my reputation,
it was my duty to make him better.
I never gave him a chance.
I just wanted to win.
What matters is that you recognize your mistake.
Don't despair.
We have to find him.
Okay, uh, open the door. This is the 7,500-blood-or-door, and it's an audio and visual
beacon to locate hidden loot and secret areas. Is I going to play it through my
Fucking controller.
Use the haptic feedback.
Now to the second half of the game. I don't know.
You could perform every labor from here to Mount Olympus and it would not atone for your disobedience.
It has gone too far. You must stop your search for the sea-least.
My orders cannot be more explicit.
But the sea-least did not have a brother to search for him.
He has become my duty.
No, it has become your desire.
Your friends are done covering for you.
This stops now.
First was spotted.
Okay.
I deliver records.
I confess.
I look forward to rendering some of these.
I don't let thank you for the 61 months really appreciate that.
He wants us to stop.
What?
The Sealy's just stays lost?
I didn't say that.
We're going to keep looking until we find him.
He's worth it. We've looked everywhere. Not all of the barren's step.
Won't it be dangerous with those cultists around?
To the end in a spark?
Is that a copyposter? What is this?
I should have been a shield.
I'll be ready when you are a brother.
It's an essay. I don't know if it's a copyposter or what?
It is now what's up with this.
Oh, you're just so big.
Yes, someone had to bring the ceiling's home.
I knew then it was my responsibility.
How did you know?
Something deep within you knows right from wrong.
You must not listen to it. It can be all too easy to ignore.
All right, let's see where is our next thing.
Find a way to the Baron's step. It's finally around it. The Colors Magic Area
gets a different search in the area further. It's finally around it.
The seal is must be in there somewhere.
A
case that's what we're going out where there
and a fast travel in the walls of sparta
of the
okay well let's go to the right
I know more copypasta copypasta is not permitted
I
took
the
coffee and pasta that's okay
was that was that coffee pasta
I guess I may as well just learn everything, all right?
and
Spartan use slightly increase the potency when we get the ship increase magic meter increase
help me increase spirit meter so I guess once you
once you do this
base the potency of blood orbs
now I can just increase my health meter and stuff
Maybe you get this once you have maxed out your bar.
Okay.
Oh, it's not a copypost.
You've refused to watch me, Genics.
Okay, I don't care, but sure.
It's fine.
And then you should, I think,
You should watch the things you want to watch, and that's fine, I don't get it.
That's no bear, how are you?
I need to go on the other side of them that way. I haven't been in there, is there
I'm gonna go up top.
of
door up here. I think he's half the lights on there. First and push back against
insufferable pearl clutches these days.
Oh, this is it, I've got it.
There we go.
I don't think there's a lot to mention because of response but I'm also not out to be like playing everybody
Okay, I still don't care if you watch what you want to watch
I don't care
That's fine
Still don't care
If you watch the things you want to watch and that's totally fine
I'm sure I have people who watch me like when I'm playing like a Nintendo game
like they put them on for the family or whatever and then when I'm playing God of War and I'm screaming
obscenities that's you know hog your family or whatever they probably turn my stream off and that's totally fun
You make the decisions you want to make
You dog seems to enjoy the use of these, you have to mute me sometimes, that's fun.
I want to turn you off, but you keep turning me on, Linky face.
Yeah, I think you're best bet to let it go.
And I think it's totally fine if you watch it.
If you want to watch, nobody's obsessed with us.
At least to follow me.
Thanks, I can find it.
One way to find out.
Color from here when you're ready.
I'm with you.
Okay.
I can drop you here, but will not be able to hear you if you get into trouble.
You will be on your own.
Understood.
You're now in the direct order.
You have to deny your involvement.
So you can take all the credit from finding facilities? No way.
Not all the credit. All the punishment.
I'm not letting you do that.
We are in this together.
Don't care about the money.
You know what part of every stream, but no one is entertaining as you to tell the truth.
Well, thank you.
to
the way to where the hell guys were way over here now down as Matt just keeps on going
to
I'll even show you my security measures to know what he breaks into the
solid somebody terrifying inside here
Yes, like our previous visit, probably won't last long. Stay alert.
Why are so many more upset about Pearl Clutching?
I think it's safer to assume on the internet, especially on Twitch, whoever you're watching is like a giant scumbag.
So, probably safer in the end, just assume I'm scumbag.
Probably true for all content creators, just assume we are scumbags on the lowest quality character.
It's just a piece of art in the underground moment.
I'm ordering you.
They get you whenever I...
I remember I hear about, you know, he was like,
oh, fucking content creators, God. There's such horrible pieces of shit.
I'm like, you know what, that's fair. We probably deserve it for the others.
I
Seen how you've been arrived with your kids
Katie have lotion is something having new thing where they get lotion out of like little thing and
They decided this morning to paint me so I was sitting there and they were both flight both babies were facing
They might be, but I'll be damned if you're like rubbing lotion all over my face, but I can't take it for us.
Looking at seeing that like their little focus faces, they were like very focused painting my face with the lotion and so cute.
Like croaker, thank you for the sun.
Appreciate that, thank you for the croaker.
They're asking cuties.
I can laser beam man.
How?
There's my sonic boom.
I think you're all just yellow because there's not fair chest cleaner room.
Oh, I see.
Oh, okay, okay, yep.
Yours is 23, oh man.
I gotta want to think about that.
Oh yeah, I know I know fully goes by fast I want the green in the
Damn, the fuck me.
That's right, I want the green and end of the furrow inside me, fuck me.
Too much this fucking green and end, it's time to switch the rudders while it's now.
the
these are I think these bird enemies should not have taken like this like so many heads
they should maybe take one hit maybe
they take they take too many heads so very irritating
uh... he know geez thank you for the debts for sure that thank you very much
uh... you're playing all the god of war games i'll be
uh... i guess that change it from
clockwise to counter clockwise apparently.
You know, I'm kind of curious actually, so I've been using this wind attack for a while this one.
Yeah, I wish I had some others here.
and
need I only insults to finish up grading that one
I don't think I'm gonna die.
All those things that we have then.
That's pretty true, that was the first one to do that, and holy shit, what a game.
Hell yeah, I think.
One of my all-time favorite games.
I thought it was this.
They got you too.
Yeah, rather we're in real trouble in the sea-leas, we're about him.
Looking corner.
He's caught. They got him too.
They also got our weapons. How are we going to get out of here?
our minds are a greatest weapons and they didn't take curds and I knew you'd just
call in at that to cheer me up with thanks we're getting out now and then
what I'm gonna try to keep them calm and tell them everything they aren't
taking anyone else together oh least you know I did
and
how this is compared to sexy on i think that's the on his uh... much better much more well put together
and uh... cohere in the game design original
big sexy on as a much better game
for you like mothers
that was a very easy apparently to get out so okay the lion coach was a very very
easy to escape prison I think I think the story would have been interesting if
this it could be interesting if this cult is somehow like warning and
against the gods of Olympus saying how their selfish and cool and how they're
treating humanity like almost I'm like kind of putting you at odds with
uh... putting you at odds with them
whereas like they're kind of representing like a future like kratos own future minds
uh... think that'd be kind of interesting
why they even put you in prison there
uh... wrote a mess
thank you very much appreciate it thank you wrote a mess
He just walked off screen and came back and gave her in brought back everything.
the
That doesn't mean that's crap along the way, but we're going to get like a stealth section, yeah, that would have been cool, right?
So, so I'm kind of doing something like that, right? Where you lose all your weapons for a little while in the Athol walk around.
I like the stealth section, and it's actually on when you sneak on the enemy ship. That was really cool.
I've heard of the book, this is how you lose the time war that I have not.
going on here this door is locked.
Let's get much amazing blasted with vibes.
Let's get it's been okay, some good, some bad.
the
and
drop down here
i can
it's kind of no point but yes i can
the
first game is much better does not be much shorter
yes definitely been a decently sized game for sure no doubt
I
I want to do this
to
your structure for this kind of game that's a lot are you
are so I'm on the other side of this I guess I can't go this way
Okay, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
how long it's again boy
Oh, how long have you been going on this game so far? I think I could find out on the PlayStation
Let me have many hours. I have so far
I
Like you've lost some weight you look younger. Oh, thanks
Think
Let's go stab in your menu.
It's like they could have fused a message, sorry.
I have less graze than you so fuck you.
who's waitin' now you get to have chicken nuggies later and drop that skin care routine?
uh, my daughters did put lotion on my face today.
haha.
it was more like finger painting with lotion.
I hate nails.
to
make it slow
doing we've got dangerous series helping a lot
Thanks for all your waiting content.
Wow, Bob is out here fighting in, but it's more a hero.
you
you
you
you
you
of
all of a
so
in the last phase it looks like only hits to the head work
and the first two days you can hit anything but in the second phase only hits to the header something
Okay, you think somebody's gonna try to do a no-and-hand's from me?
Oh no, just a partarna.
Did they raise an equal time from the dead? What's wrong with the only maniac's worship monsters?
I'm getting fucked up.
These men, wow, I'm getting fucked up.
They most stop caring, your brother sucks, yeah.
I think he's actually is supposed to be helping here.
He's still standing. This kind of sucks.
They're supposed to have to have that to be the same reason.
For the cards.
Did they raise an info, Tony, from the dead?
What's wrong with them?
Holy maniac, worship monsters.
the
road stop all my god so you're
in
all
this
Okay, he's got a painful as a little annoying now.
The splinter of bone from the head of the tyrannica father of centaur is known as
EpoTony, material use for your copies trade.
Okay.
So this was the one with the critical hits as opposed to the poison one.
Uh, maybe we want that.
I
increase it is elementals of status effect
I sure
greatly increased the potency of health orbs
I don't have any hair or a lion for that
Okay, let's go to six.
Daymost carry that fight.
Yeah, I do was pop an offman.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, so this one has critical hits.
Let's swap to that one.
Proof's help meter defense against physical attacks,
stone impacts, health forms,
improved status effect damage.
Let's take this one off.
And apparently this one is level six.
the
preseason defense
let's go that one instead can i improve that one at all
i can't wish it sorted them like automatically put the ones that have
that you have on right now
they had those on all the time like at the top as opposed to having to go look for.
I creeped spirit meter, increased the potency of blood orbs okay.
I
He didn't move him bro. He's like paralyzed here
Oh, smart. He's the sealies pick up stars. You're three thousand. You're watching all your finally seeing stars and papers for the first time
That's awesome. I can't believe it. Let's go. We may find him yet
Yeah, it does seem the game does have enough like it's fine. Like a little glitch here there is fine
Like I can kind of look past it this game has enough glitches and enough
Problems like things you notice where it's like noticeably like wow this could be a lot better
It's it's not just one or two spaces. It's like a lot
lot. Which character was talking just now, they sound like the Nome TTS. That's
Damos. Great host is brother. And now he was not invented for this. Damos was
was the most first appeared in Ghost of Sparta.
It quite goes.
By Rose George.
Sit.
What's that Bob Oslo?
The sea-less must have been scared finding himself here.
Nobula Thena.
Grant us your divine wisdom as we search for our missing friend.
Because the gods watch over us.
PRACTICE!
Brother, you are on fire!
And how is it going to be?
Is he the Southern?
Hey, you're all they've provided.
You should have worried that attack.
I've been good to us.
He's in the gods, I don't get it.
PRACTICE!
PRACTICE!
We're two bastard kids.
Whose mother lives in disgrace on the fringes of society.
What really have the gods ever given us?
It gave me you.
I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
Help me draw a little bit.
Let's go find the Celis.
Brother, they give me you too.
I'll never appreciate that.
So the Celis got away from the cult.
crazy what do they want? What do they like that?
Such groups prey on the bottom of the game. They promise he's off now
on easy answers. The week can not help but follow. But a true splot.
It finds this dream that she will not want to let him.
Ah, Paul Chapman, thank you for that, 60 one months, really appreciate that. Thank you, Paul Chapman.
the
year
and
the
of the guy who's a trance name safe right if you dare about that.
I'm
Oh, so I've been finding these murals and I haven't done anything with them until now, okay?
I
Do anything for Valentine's Day now, we do anything. Those in Daymost turn evil. I don't think that's how it goes
But I only play ghost as far to once, so I don't really remember
and
and
the weapons there is the spear which is your main weapon you can like customize it but there are also like sub weapons like magical stuff
They have the spears your main weapon you can customize a lot. You can do different things though
And you get hit there. It just sends you right back now, huh?
The Demos voice in God of War 3 was done by Elijah Wood really
and
He was God was he what's the name of that actor is a famous actor the other guy played a place this
Ray yeah, yeah, Rick Thorne
Jack Black, I am a f Idus
Icer Skarn, thank you very much, Keith.
Thank you for the subs, I appreciate that, guys.
Cheers and happy S Saturday.
What was that actually Kevin Sorba was that was an I won?
We have to head on all of these
There we go
of
I'm good.
Like the sci-fi show isn't in drama.
Nothing ever saw that one.
Was it Lucy Wallace?
Was she in the battle starter locker?
Or did I imagine that?
I haven't seen battle starter locked in a long ass time.
She was, who did she play in battle starter?
Was she in the style?
All our members at the end of the end of the battle start like Bill is so fucking bad.
the
I think it was in part because of a raider strike, right?
I'm gonna be careful saying that what the last season of the game did about a circle like it was bad.
Why do I have to be careful to say that, dude?
How dare he?
the
lack of stuff you have not a circle like
my hardest feelings who
get a because of the implication
as lost in
jing a lack to go the nerds are trying to get them out of the
My own base on it.
Yeah, that's not even a heart attack, I thought.
I thought it was like saying man, the last season again is for everyone's kind of starts.
So it's like, it's about that level of fake honestly.
I still don't know how to get these things out.
I've had it all's.
How's it crawling up the basement stairs after you?
The beginning of battle start to lock to go was like crazy good, yeah.
of
Temple of Heskiel.
I think it makes sense he has a flash when he's younger.
In the later games like God of War, one and two and three.
If you want to heal, you have to open a chest.
Opening a chest in battle is also a pretty hard and God of War.
the enemies don't often let you do that, you have to make space for it, or leave it ahead of time, and then grab it in the middle of the fight, so that's pretty gnarly
the
got to work for you have the gyms crush mid battle right you step on them
I run this run can thank you very much
A lot of dataless plans.
the writing out of the way for the market is insane
how big ruffle has gone dude
that
a
pretty sure I don't have much to
really enhance this point
that's not one a completely change what I have
the
seat of pomegranates
whether a foul and only have these things
all I guess I can learn some stuff here, let's say
appreciate magic meter, okay
appreciate spirit, leader, okay, appreciate health, leader, okay, go all that
the
change game lead yeah, all court of all
all August like he's got his own
thing on the
she was running from something
I don't think so
state vigilant
early Cory bell always been working on
something for a long time and like
nobody knows what it is like a
big mystery
uh... we'll see what he's going to come up with
We finally find them
Brother
He's gone
What's the old thing?
This can't be how it ends
His wounds
He was mulled by something
Something big
Did you hear that?
of
a
a
a
a
Oh, god, what the fuck? Oh, my god.
What was that?
You see what he's fucked. He used his training and fucked.
to his last breath.
Matter is flaws.
He was still Spartan.
I hate this.
He died on his feet.
War your death.
It's all with you.
Have you died all year?
Yeah, yeah.
This is my shield.
I bear before me into battle.
This is not mine alone.
It protects my brother on my life.
It protects my city.
I will never let my brother out of the shadow.
More my city out of its shelter.
I will die with my shield before me.
Facing the enemy.
This is my shield.
I've been here before me into battle.
up press F to pay respects
the
You know, like, and maybe you're not looking for him the whole game and maybe this is when you're bringing a trace back.
I think that could have been like better maybe.
I always want to kill a trace.
Well, we know it's gonna die at some point, man.
That didn't make his death like mean something or be meaningful, right?
I'm gonna land to search for a presumed dead guy, the whole game just to find out he's dead.
I hope I get a Konga line when I die.
A happy kinder of a sad kind.
This would be the sad kind of Konga line.
Chacha Chacha.
So glad be. Can you now tell me the meaning of duty?
I'm not sure. It kept changing.
Well, what does it mean to you?
I think it means doing the right thing even if it seems wrong.
Hmm. Here, I have something for you.
You were carving a flute for me?
So you did learn to love music.
A more appreciation than love.
I don't know what to say.
Say nothing, at least to your mother.
Don't worry, I won't tell her you took my side.
Am I still being punished?
Yes, you are. You neglected your chores, you were rude and disrespectful.
Ah, okay, well, it was bullshit.
is that the serious of the final boss
Wow
A bruts very abrupt
Okay, I did not I honestly thought like there was more to go
The the man bear pig thing was the final boss I think it was like
hilariously easy. I thought the bowl was was harder
Okay, final thoughts
I had an okay time playing the game, like I enjoyed it, I feel like I feel like all of the ideas for a cool game are there, like they're all there.
Unfortunately, everything is so slap-dash and smash together, that the final product is not a coherent vision of what the game could have been.
in my opinion.
I think in the end, it comes out to be kind of a mess.
So it's kind of a mess of a game.
Visually like I like the way it looks,
I feel like all the pieces,
like if you look at all the pieces individually,
I feel like everything is like okay,
but then there's like that they just don't come together
in a good way.
I think that the combat is,
The combat is like not like I like the idea of the combat
But there's like a number of things that just don't kind of gel well all around
At the end of the game is so like a breath like oh, that's it the end so kind of weird
All right, well visually I don't mind the way it looks I will say that there were significant amount of glitches
To the performance that were very distracting
There was also audio glitches everywhere that were also kind of shoddy, honestly, like between the audio and the video stuff, kind of everywhere.
I thought kind of made the product, all just, but it all just brought it down a lot.
So kind of, kind of haphazard and rushed. Yeah, only one crash, but still, I mean, it didn't happen.
But visually an audio-wise kind of mess, that I don't think was particularly good.
Um, story wise. I feel like they're could have been a good story here.
Um, like I think that they even with the whole search for a silly thing.
I think they could have made this into a cool story to reveal us something about, you know,
Christmas childhood and like, like, what's going on?
They could they could have been a good story here.
Unfortunately, it wasn't told.
particularly well. It kind of waste a lot of waste of time a lot of joking back and
forward like really nothing of significance was really revealed and happened honestly.
Okay. The bosses were simplistic, forgettable and when they were challenging and honestly
They felt sometimes like that which is because they were made in a very unknowing way.
Like spamming enemy is that you, that's sort of thing.
I thought that the Metroid many abilities were kind of cool, like they were fine, you know,
they were pretty standard, bog-sanded stuff, that's fine.
Yeah, I think my biggest issue with the game is that the entire thing does not feel like
Kokeeson, the Kokeeson vision of a video game.
So honestly, it feels like a whole thing is a mess overall.
I think I would give the game, I still have like, I had an okay time with it.
I think I'd say four out of ten is what I'm gonna give this game.
A little disappointed.
I saw a moment it was fun to hear God of War.
I loved hearing T.C. Carlson again as as cratos.
I would love to hear why I thought you did a great job, but overall I'm going to say four on the 10th.
So, game ended on the pressing death, let's play some rap after. I mean, like, I think, I think it's kind of weird that the game
expects us to care about the death of the C. Lee's when we never knew this character, we're just kind of told it is literally the definition of telling us and not showing us.
I still think it should they should not have the entire game should not have been about the search for Vasilis
That should have been something at the end and I think it should have been a trace because the trace kind of has that
Like I hope you we get to meet a trace, but I think it should have been like a character we knew the entire time
Who had been helping us then that would have made like a different way to be like oh no a trace
So like all he's dead like oh all right, I guess the guy is the looking for all game is dead
So
A trade this is a trade this is some a trade. This is named after that
This a trade I guess but yeah, instead of where the the entire story of the game is chasing after
A character that's just dead in the end and that's just like the end
I
I also feel like there was a ton of opportunity for stories on here like I
Think that's the cult the cult part like what talk about undercooked, right?
I think that the cult should have been like there should have been a character in the cult to be like
You blindly worship these gods, but the gods are cruel and like I think that they could have been like and some day
I foresee that you will learn this like if they could have had all kinds of things that lead back into the original god of war
Maybe the cult of this entire goal is to try to like get away from the gods of Olympus because they hate them already
So you're fighting against them and that would be kind of an interesting near parallel to Kratos later on. I thought that would have been cool, right?
That's like you get in prison then like 10 seconds later you get out like whatever that's set of meaningless entirely
I think also you know might have been cool as maybe
Maybe you could have met the barbarian guy, like maybe the Spartans could have been
doubling.
All we're fighting against these barbarian raids.
There's this new leader who's there, maybe you could have seen the barbarian later on.
Like that could have been cool.
The guy who almost kills Prado, slater on.
Like, there's just so many things they could have done, but they just like, I don't know.
You all, one of the fuck was a ship captain.
Bro, they literally had the dock.
They had the boat.
You could have met the ship captain and he could have given you like a question or something, right?
Like where the fuck was the ship captain?
He'd demand the ship captain, right?
Like where the hell was that?
I was like oh, we're going to meet the ship captain, right?
He's an every god of war, right?
Where the hell was he, right?
So, I don't know, it just kind of feels a mess, a mess, a mess.
Pour on the ship captain.
So you never played a god of war before?
I think it would be fine if it was a free game. I feel the thing is that I think with some
With more work. I feel like this game could have very easily been like how this had a pie with games like blasphemous and some others, but
I just think that in the end there's just too much wrong with it. There's too many things that could have been better
Sorry. Yeah, I think for a time
So, if it wasn't God, Aurora's talking to you at a time, I mean, to be fair, I think positive for the games.
I think that there's so much, there's a lot of customizability for, like, you know, your poison tip or your move set.
That's really cool.
I thought all the magic stuff was really cool, like the fireball, the slaying, the sword, like all of that, was really neat.
Um, I loved like the up I think bringing over the God of War 4 upgrade system into this
Was honestly cool like I think that worked really well for a Metroidvania. I just think that it just lacks
It lacks that extra level of polish and I don't think it all came together in a cohesive vision and
That brought the game down. I still like both of them though. I still enjoy it, but yeah
It's kind of a weird, it's a weird game over kind of weird, so.
By the way, Jiggy, I could've been a bit of benefited the lot from a lot more work on it for sure.
No more a lot more Lana, don't worry, not playing a lot more Lana, don't worry.
Maybe you're the weird one.
I mean, you're welcome to disagree with me, you've come up to come to your own conclusion.
Do you think there's a secret boss?
I'm sure there's stuff we didn't see. I'm sure sure there are there's what I
I'm honestly surprised
I'm surprised that the game just looked ended right there. Actually I'm surprised
Marbles which actually mean something what's
I'm trying to give like a coherent cohesive
appraisal of what's good or bad about this game and you're
It's marbling marbles.
Wait.
Is it hard knowing you are a drooling asshole
and your day-to-day life where you just kind of live with it?
Like how's that?
Stop reading the dumb messages bar.
Thank you for your thoughts.
Very insightful, thank you.
Nice points here. Well thought out.
Anyway, where is Mario?
Ignorance is bliss.
We say it's a leaf worth of lore wise. There's no lore here. That's the thing is that they're could have been.
As I've been like you need a trace. Like this is the guy your son is named after.
I wonder if they were planning on like more games or whatever. Like I think that their legit could have been like cool lore here.
I think that they could have done something, but they get it honestly. It really didn't. It was like
creatures and his brother are killing and fighting on these monsters. Nobody believes
them though. We end. You know, I don't know. I think that their legit could have been
cool work. I think that if the cultists are fighting against the Greek gods and somehow
your charge with fighting against them and they're like, hey stop, like we're trying
to help Greece, we're trying to help Sparta.
The gods go care about Sparta.
We're all just raw just slaves to the gods.
Like, we want to be free of them.
And they're like, you're crazy.
You're the gods who told us to put you down, right?
I think that wouldn't have had an interesting parallel
with like the later God of Wars,
because like we know that, you know, like,
obviously, uh, uh, cratos because basically
enslaved to Aries.
And I think that would have been full four
shattering for what happens later, right?
And maybe like, maybe like, as one of them is dying, like,
I don't know, or maybe it could have been like an oracle, like an oracle.
It's on her go of that an oracle turns against parta and join this cultures.
Like how could that happen?
And then maybe the oracle tells the cratoes that like, before and before the end,
you will also, you, the gods will also betray you or something.
Like, there could have been really interesting war parallels here,
because they've ever happened to me, so.
How long is this song?
It feels more like a spin-off than a pre-fall.
I think it's just, uh, I would call it a missed opportunity.
Put this game.
Could have been much better.
Uh, no, the game was was alive, wasn't he during Ghost's part anyway?
Yeah, this game, they really, nothing of significance really happens at all.
It's all agree that's another awesome analysis, yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
It felt rushed.
This game is like, I forget all the writing stuff and all the story stuff, like, just
on sheer glitches and stuff that happened in the game.
For fuck's sake, please hire bar to write the next script for God of War.
You have not been paying attention to stories, sorry, what in this game are you kidding me?
The story was, you're trying to save, but see-lease, you're trying to find them, you don't
always happened to him. You also find out that Cranos was kind of a dick to the
Sealese because he puts him in like the loser's role in the foul anxies like
using him as bait basically. So this is your off to go find him. You keep telling
your brother he's dead, but you know, Damos keeps saying, no he's probably gonna find him
by the way, no we gotta find him. So what he's talking about?
It was made by a team that isn't into the God of War universe.
They've had other students and they pitch mine to God of War.
It doesn't deserve the name God of War.
I mean, we can learn how to, I don't need to enter the bat to bat.
I just think that the game was disappointing.
It's not the first time there's been a disappointing God of War either.
The God of War ascension was also not very good either, so.
Great just being a dick is consistent.
You defied me, you defied your orders, and you defied me, punishment awaits you both.
Sir, it was all my ideas, sir.
You must try to talk me out of a trestop me. You did his duty.
But I pulled Rink.
I'd see. Tell me, if I spare him, what should be your punishment?
You beat him on the Artemis Creeple, and because I involved Emos, I should take his
beating two, sir.
That seems very punishment for you.
No, sir.
No, actually, I deserve it, Ferd.
Do you know how to look at that of the series?
I had a chance to make him better, one of the real battle key.
I neglected my duty.
You may stand.
There are a lot of small details that connect us to the small details
does not under story make.
Here is himself could not withstand such punishment.
No beatings necessary.
Sir.
However, for your insubordination and dereliction of duty,
you have forfeited your chance to join the Vanguard Circle.
We cannot risk given you command of your own unit, in height of your actions.
You are just...
...for the glorious barda, sir.
Great hosts. Never forget.
There is nothing stronger than a broken man, who rebuilds himself. There's always next summer.
I'll have to thank you for the 42 months early, Brisha, then.
I don't know all modern games have text size for ants.
You'd dead-rise thing like the legitimately had text for ants.
I wish they wouldn't.
Oh, you're modest, suddenly.
Oh, no.
Make it so.
It's because I didn't do this through the zombies.
A pancake that was 50 months presided to impress you, little son, whining there, he was so cold, and still except, his hair, some moving in the breeze, and just became real, he guess, what are you saying?
I don't want you to know the truth.
I don't want glory, I don't deserve.
My brothers and your father's office right now,
taking the blame for something I got us into.
And I'm letting him.
You might be able to increase the tax size in this game actually.
That's good.
Sounds like you are, too.
A little.
You had dishonorable reasons.
But my point is, you're facing the truth now.
I'm from this and I'll be impressed enough.
The others are expecting a story from you.
Watch how they tell them.
Tell them to ask my brother.
I wouldn't want those really dirty.
Nothing. I had to go. How bad is it?
It's not good.
could be worse. Did he revoke the iron's pass? No. There are still things I would see to come.
Oh, okay. The search of the little but unfitist adventures conquest and feats where I take your spirit, gather your shield and venture for for the glory of Sparta.
I think I think I'm good and I'm gonna stop it there
Did you come
Immediately runs away. I think I think I'm gonna I also kind of like in Metroidvania is when you give me like a percentage completion
The pit of agonies. What is the pit of agonies?
What is the second set of credits? Why does every game have a app?
I just let you basically like you can continue playing the game and keep like hundred percent of stuff
Is this like, uh,
You're here.
That wasn't your year coming.
I had a little choice when you left.
I'm responsible for you.
He told me he found a field of wolf Spain.
Well, he told me we were going to wrestle a squid.
Well, it's better than all those things.
Just over there is the unknown.
Ah, I'm torn, thank you very much.
The pit?
The what?
It's the rumor.
It's really more of a legend.
Like the actual?
It's real.
A real pit.
Full of real agonies.
And it's right over there.
And why do we need a pit of agonies?
Well, that's the legend.
You endure the agonies.
They make you stronger.
And if you don't win, you basically die in a pit for no reason?
Wow.
No, you don't die. I don't think you don't think well, they say Spartans have been challenging the pit for basically forever
Used to be practically expected of ambitious cadets of the year go. Does it sound like something they'd keep talking about if it killed a bunch of them?
Can I go see it? Shut up and stop walking. Maybe there's a reason. Oh
My god, I'll challenge the pit
You will it's the only way to end this conversation
You still don't think it's real. Come on, I'll show you!
May I see it? No.
The statue represents agony.
It represents one agony.
The one that the pit is currently taking challenges for.
How do we challenge it?
Just step right up and tell the pit.
Oh my god, can I see it?
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
One Challenger.
Um.
So what is this?
Uh.
Sure.
Make it good.
Shut up.
Hit a bad news!
Here are challenge!
Do your worst!
Ha!
The cycle resolves.
I disagree.
On the spot,
seek to make themselves men.
The picture exists.
Er... it talks.
Why not?
Let's go!
Ramp on CT as I don't think it's Ramp on CT as...
so in this like a
uh
got a real life loader something
Oh, it's exactly what it is.
Okay, cool, let's meet.
Calendar runs right, right? It's kind of cool.
Did you play the pit of 100 trials in SuperPay from Mario? I did not.
So this spear tip paralyzed, what's going on with this other note in there?
I don't know how much of this I really want to play, but I've never played some papermark, I've not.
I'm
Yeah, do you gotta wear the hollow is really cool man that was fun?
I played Paper Mario 64 and I played the game to be one
I think I'm good, I don't think I really want to play too much of this.
That was in the attic, I don't really care if that was in your door.
All right, we'll say GG on the up and the game crashed.
all right well say cheeky I'm a god of war I don't know how much time this game took
me does it tell you where 14 hours it's in for a god of work I feel like there was
a good idea here and it could have been something really cool but yeah unfortunately not
play.
Thank you, too.
The game said didn't want me playing it either.
Alrighty.
Well, we're going to turn off the old PlayStation Air.
I'll actually know it says 19 hours.
19.
Not 14.
19 hours.
The GG.
I would give it a four out of ten for out of ten, I'm afraid.
Don't really recommend that honestly unless you were like a super, super fan of the genre.
uh... not really recommend for me honestly
uh... i play there's so many good match right mania's
uh... the recommended
uh... night oh yeah nine souls is is definitely better for sure nine souls had
much better bosses there was more unique uh... more challenging more like
cohesive uh... nine souls as a much much better game for sure
uh... all right yeah what we play in
uh... four thirty what are we doing now guys
Nine souls was more funny.
It is a genre full of bangers, yeah, it really is.
Battle brothers, new genics.
We could play new genics, you guys want some new genics?
Street Fighter.
All right, yes.
Bloodborne on emulator, I don't have that like ready at all.
I think I'm like, we're gonna be doing that.
I'm going to pull you.
See you, man.
Three cats.
All right.
I just, you know, I mean, half of the show you connect to my daughters.
Because I feel like they would probably love the cats.
I don't think they would understand how like any of the people who's done all right
So here we are all we are concerned because in two days
Big asshole cats gonna show up we don't really know what's going on with that yet
Um, but you're on your job. You haven't seen this game. It is a tactical I think it reminds me the most I would say of
Into the breach and advanced worries and like a little bit maybe of darkest dungeon
It's been a fun game. I've enjoyed this game a lot actually
All right, so let's see
Oh, let's go take out chunky. Oh, okay, chunky, good, yeah, wow, for ratio, chunky, all is
If he had killed, he was a kid, never mind.
Drego?
Zen and...
They got a chance.
Alright.
I really want to go back to, but I think I'm going to wait until after the asshole cat is gone before I do that shit, so.
All right, let's see who they got.
I'll make you the tank.
Ah, ah, thank you for the five months. Thank you. Ah, you should that dude?
Horatio, let's see.
Oh shit! When did I get this?
Nevermind if it's a great of playing with corpses and leaching life from enemy. I didn't even when did I get this?
I'm gonna make a drago this and leave shot.
Okay, interesting.
I don't know, I don't know when or how I got that.
Now, I'll make you the tank.
I'll make you the hunter.
I do like the thief I don't like going no cleric, but I'll take the thief out. All right, let's do it is it doesn't time. No, I'm gonna wait until after. Was it a quest?
The necromancer I didn't even see I didn't even know it was a thing. Let's see, in flex sole link on units when you're down
1 deal 6 damage enemy and heal 6 to all allies bonus ability suppo crew you can you could apparently down yourself
Plus one mattered damage. I'm not sure if that's considered mattered damage
Rusting helmets
You'll back a little tank
a leech brood
persuasion device is really fun
tower defense enemy comes with an ring shoot them for one damage interest
I'll give you the move of ability on you.
I'll give you the box below.
Jump attack, thank you for that tier 3.
that thank you very much bro.
Ah, two times bulldox, so good.
All right, that's good enough.
All right, we're going to stick with Act 1 just because we don't, we've got that boss coming in.
So we're just going to stick with Act 1 for now.
Make it jump attack, appreciate it, man.
He kills the one HP shitter enemies for free. There aren't a lot of one HP shitter enemies
Oh miss I'm proud of that. There you go
one
and this is a lot so
an essence the gameplay is kind of like a tactical like I'm sure you've played
like a dance wars into the breach kind of deal like it's that kind of game
uh...
the game of the game is all like this stuff discussing castings and like
you breed your troops and I kind of deal
Yeah.
I'll give myself more range.
You need to turn it up.
I'm using actions of game 8 HP.
Well, he just shamelessly took from Pokemon, didn't he?
And I wrote, so, late care to lose health, all so we care to lose that health as well.
Well, interesting.
I'm doing such as burying this game, always the other is there's a lot of the
A lot of things are named after Pokemon stuff.
of shooting from this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you gotten the poop eating disorder?
Yes, I have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
one straight
if I zap a wet enemy with a does that do like more damage or something that no
I do.
Drain's one of the other Dregos turn and gives it to Drega.
Okay, so that's going to constantly heal him.
This time goes on, that's cool.
Yep.
So that's what I was at.
He can change as I'm in the sky.
He can't even walk in as I was talking about poop.
I'm not really nothing shocked, Katie.
I'm going to run talking about.
The one thing that Katie looks at and she's like, what the fuck is that?
It's once you see his knee pointing half-sort.
I think she did walk in every one time and I was like, I think I was trying to figure
out how to pick up a guy because I've been trying to figure out how to pick up a guy and
throw him.
And I think I was like doing it for a while and I was trying it and she was standing in
the door watching and I didn't know she was there.
I'm like I don't know how long she's been staying there, but I was trying to like take a guy up and like I was trying to figure out how to do that, but yeah.
I'll go with Shadow.
a lot of baritrap blocks jinks way forward the sarmets go around
go around
find the release button we got a fair trap of mass what is that plus four plus one
bleed so hard
yeah
my tank is getting kind of crazy already
I'm never had that one for
I'm just going to let my shooting guy take her all these little shitty ones to you guys and I
to
you
you
you
you
What am I dad say or my dad's say about what?
Yeah.
What about the dinosaur?
I don't remember.
Oh, let's see, let's go one, and two.
Yup.
Yeah, the bird gives you an item and it also, you gain, you like, game a level for that
run.
for that thing right this part is going to be hard to kill though it's got a lot of HP I'll try it.
I did my flee shot here, too.
It's probably worth it to try to farm for the item honestly, this point.
I have no idea.
This is my first time with the necromancer, so we're going to have to figure out how to use them.
you got five concussions by the hour limit. Do you want damage to all units? Take
heal unit 5 HP then take 10 damage. Thobble run a minute and knock back. Spawn
and water tiles in the area around yourself. I guess I'll take pestle. I don't like
Like somebody else
All right, what do we got?
Revive it adjacent unit at one HP. I don't know using yourself being around if you're down
That's you. I won't see anything now
Plus one bleed thorns your base contacts with bleed fragile blitter found with melts in the water. Oh, so if we
I give this to you, uh, try to avoid water with, uh, Horatio is possible, but avoid it.
Small high.
Uh, who there's a dodge chance?
Uh, this is like a trinket.
It's already have one, we have another one, I give this to you.
I'm trying to borrow the Viper little, thinking might be some kind of bruise, drink it,
loot it, loot it.
I took damage and I got my wow.
Oh, it's a green cat, looks like me.
Miss!
I don't know.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
the
thought they're traps
I don't wanna see a point being pestilence.
Pretty good to believe with the tower defense,
so yeah, it's only your basic attack, right?
I probably could've done a rebound there too.
I knew it was around there somewhere, mess!
Now the mess is oh when it says all units it's it also gonna be my guys too actually
Am I gonna damage my own dudes?
mess
mess oh my god
Fucking bullshit.
Alright, I'll even dodge that one.
I value grass, yeah, seems that way.
Oh my god, dude.
I'm gonna have a way to get him out of it either.
Miss.
You got got in his own bear trap.
Oh man, what was it annoying?
Puh!
Miss...
Ah!
This fight is taking so long, man.
I'm always checking set of you and accidents bound to happen, I'll maybe.
This guy is on the dude. Unbelievable.
The fuck man.
Ah yes, I completed God of War.
Let me go.
There we go. Wow.
God, that's really awful.
Finish God of War.
Spawn and Puder friend destroy a body with a piece of cat hide arm or two and I'm the
that's funny.
Look at this pick up again plus one bonus pack instead of his normal effects.
The Puder friend I think is worthless.
Stake out I think is good especially with the turret.
Yeah take we have to take out.
Plends all buffs and debuffs.
Yeah.
I spawn the Buddha.
you trace to make it not that right, yeah exactly.
You'd honestly pest the ones.
That's not bad, honestly.
Slate, give the next turn being attacked!
to wake you up.
I'm on this guys, they're pretty serious.
Oh wow. Oh that was done with me. Yeah.
First Quake really bad decision on my part.
Do they ever see the cone as a 10% chance to petrify? Let's see.
Okay.
really bad call on that one
that uh that cat may not be out of danger either might still damn well be in danger
Yeah
Really?
That's true
That little name is dangerous
I think he's dead.
He's got a minus some stat or other.
Not having his Clarex pretty rough.
A few of them, they've got a bit of vision to do.
Swap positions, rocks, song, levitate all rocks, gore.
That's three tiles.
Damage and quick bruising throw whatever you hit towards your original tile.
I will take rest on you and let's see, so what it happened to you now is was it you?
the
who got down it must have been her issue right
oh yeah he lost a deck from that that's lame
how well yeah
petrified a pinky but does that do
okay
yeah
uh... large ball trash the large heaps composed of deceased cats loot bash examin loot
and you
and i show
this easier are harder than battle brothers uh...
so weapons
uh...
hard to compare
Let's say it feels easier than Battle Brothers, but difficult comparison.
I wish this game had an undo button.
You're loving this game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really need an undue button.
Let me get to the bottom of this altar for apparently the game like gets mad at you
for cheating supposedly.
I've never done it.
Oh, stop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That rest is a nice option for healing HP.
Ah, so you're basically getting mixed poison.
You're critical hits and flakes of mark.
You've started to go to the random burnt familiar with boosted damage and health and uh
All go with poison. I go with that
Mark might have been pretty good there too
Jinx finds him kind of pinyata smash it ignore let's ignore
I'm gonna have a good option there anyway
Yeah
The relic
Biggest stick
Rare can be please
Your basic skills you're a damage, but the status and hit effects are tripled and start a battle if you don't have a weapon gain a temporary sold dagger
Infested let's take numbing leaches. Let's try that
I want to act too, but I'm about to get attacked apparently by some like guillotine or some shit. So I'm
I'm waiting to
Waiting to go to act to until that's done
Yeah
Oh, say
I think I've seen that one, yeah.
We did a waste of money.
Wow, since you were the flea.
I missed the flea.
Ah, not that time though.
of
a
a
a
You
and
and back flip away
a back flip is kind of crazy ahead of him and you just like completely runaway
Oh, great.
We, and the shot.
Got six leech
I thought all when it says the reason why it's not doing it's not leaching all that much
because it takes less damage from everything I think.
It really really hates my cat here man but thought there we go.
I guess that also applies to leaching poison and everything, huh?
A PIDWILL?
A plus 2 move, if you need to remember that news, movement actions gain plus 2 bonus
moves, protection, death proof.
I'll take WrestleMania. I don't know if that like WrestleMania act though, so I think
it to go the fall of your bottle. And that one is really good, yeah.
Million Wind Attack with knockback one can be used three times per turn.
I guess I'll get that to you.
And Sewers, sure.
The soundtrack steals the show.
You've never seen Russell Mania.
You
You
and
Um...
So...
Yeah...
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
go out for you. You're ready to you now.
Yeah.
We're so linked.
Whatever a soul length character lose health.
All soul length characters lose it.
So then I'd have I see how that works now, okay?
A water leash
to
the
I'm not sure what I want to do here because I don't want to get caught up in the explosion obviously.
and
okay
It's gonna be a pretty year. Let's go pick up this money.
What?
The book calls based on stats or abilities.
I just kind of put on whatever and hope for the best that we asked.
There's definitely something I've noticed that like work really well.
And I definitely have preferences on classes for sure.
Like I think tank is a way better class
than fighter personally.
I don't know that really seem fighter do all that well.
I probably just need also more time with the game.
So for what it's worth, I was not really interested in this game at all.
Like, yeah, this game is not for me.
And I try this game on and I really enjoyed it so far.
So, you know, turn up the bat high.
and
Yeah
All right, it's up
Shit now something never meant to us weird. Yeah. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on
Not shit. Oh, bro, then the rambles this one's really good. I like that one a lot
No, I'll take the foreign arrows. Oh, just Brady. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that
like he gets ready for the 31 months.
The best storm is blowing debris and sand everywhere.
Talk to it or run. I guess run.
It is a, I mean, I've explained this game before.
It's a tactical game kind of like into the breach and advanced wars.
I can't really explain it anymore than that.
The cats have abilities you choose abilities and you defeat the enemies and that's pretty much it
I think I could explain it any better than that
Did you never play those games? I'm sorry, let me switch it
Hang back with you
Now.
You could explain it better than that, come on.
Alright, bro, it's wasting Burroughs here's another explanation. How about this one?
All of my basic attack that spawns brambles, interesting.
I haven't felt the necromancer class like do much yet, but we'll see him now.
the
and
one of the lead to a lot of ignore
and
maybe it will ignore the armor of our
all of the
all of the
First place got a hell of a reach here.
Hammed.
Oh, they're going to freeze right onto the bramble.
Good job assholes
Okay, how about how we're gonna kill this shark?
It's like I can't move very much
Can't really get close to this thing
of
I was doing the playthrough recently where I was playing on Hardcore mode and I had all the negative traits enabled which was fun
He actually lost some decks. Might be good to get that decks back. Let's go get that back
The archers sneakily want more intelligence for all their good abilities too
Peace symbol is really nice
all of this is great for the necromancer right because he's not doing any damage, right?
strong wind house around, okay?
to get across the map, yeah, the flush master. Is that going to be on YouTube as well?
Probably not.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That's way not much I can do.
Chill.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah, um, yeah
I'm the flea in the shot
Again, let's see if if this works also for not because I guess does that consider it?
It doesn't consider the leaches damage, so that's pretty nice
one
one
and
that's probably worth it here right
and now rest
I
I
I
I
I
I
the tank can knock that.
What's the tank?
I don't know what that is.
Oh, let's see.
So what does this character even want?
Like, what does the, what do you even need?
I don't think anything even matters for you.
Maybe like, maybe this speed for turn order and movements for Rizmo?
Like, what is your Rizmo even doing for you?
That body's I don't know this one even helps all the boxing gloves has to he oh doesn't really
I think Constitution is good just for more life. I've got a lot of life
Maxim man on and starting man on but we're not even using his man on I'm actually gonna take this for turn order and stuff
We're not even using those things
Start battle with a charmed pinky this thing is terrible
I
in
the
team of the season three times in the committee more was so broken
plays a game thorns you take damage that's pretty cool
So this is my tank.
Apparently they're not letting me get more,
or if X-base, crit chance, and all randomness.
How about luck?
It's gold luck.
I guess.
Oh, no.
and
direct soul link also so link is an alien attack whenever you damage one person that they all take the damage but
look I have really happy up to the use of it
I'm not had the chance.
All seen you can also like charge forward with that attack, I say.
That is a large poopy.
And trying to enroll with a carless flat, a cat, I have not tried that.
I just got the necromancer, so I'm trying that.
Oh.
Big damage.
the
ah there's another poopier over there
Oh, that's crazy.
You leave that movement.
Big damage.
I think he'll be
Okay, here's
I give one this game difficult. I found that occasionally things are just out of control
And it feels like what you're gonna do in that situation, you know what I'm saying?
Um, occasionally that happens things just completely go to shit.
So if I want to do range damage with this character, it would have to be this, um, I'll go first for you.
Sometimes things just completely get out of control.
This one. Yeah. Charming, baby. The charm of a random enemy to start of every battle.
Alright, here we go.
A ratio of why the strange not a bottle of liquid. He tries to read the little of the branding
is vague. Drink it or take it. Take it.
Wow, he got bottles.
A lot of that could spawns anything in glass, but you, I had never played by you
by the way, you know, never played it.
the world of garbage. That's really surprising. Why is that surprising?
It's not everyone played by me.
I have played a lot of enter the dungeon I used to speed run it again and played a lot of
of the gun. Man, the fucking leech is bro.
So these sharps are all eating each other.
Bro, these things are ridiculous, man, but they're fine.
Bro, this is one of those times where things were completely out of control, like what do I even do.
So I think he's bleeding and he's dead.
the
of
the
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And this one's so wide.
Meow!
I never use rest with this fatty actually gets healed even more because if he doesn't
do anything for a turn he gets even more than he'll do.
Fick in, game one not going to plus one knockback range to the end of the turn, ass blast,
Swap Gym membership spend five coins gain all stats up
Maybe swap
No, pick in ass blast gym membership maybe swap
Oh, wait wait, I don't know what I'm gonna have right now
and one of his pick-up here spawnflowers on you when you end your turn and it's for glasses that can be good for you
uh James finds a small pile of extraments destroy its eat it's examinance
Eat it. Let's just examine it.
Jinks got enchanted and poop.
Spawn of poop at the start of each battle and cursed. I can't take it off.
off.
Why it's damage versus Boris.
the
I just realized he's like charmed right now.
I can't be winged, thank you so much.
This is possibly my favorite song in the game.
I like this one.
We're all he's gonna like shot this shit.
I don't think it would, but I want to try it.
No, I don't know.
Stop!
I'm not
I'm not
Wait, am I stopping myself?
I gotta have been stopping myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See this annoying?
I don't like stuplex because it means like I can't attack so I'm gonna miss
the
school of the two of their
and
you
you
hey, heart missed, thank you for the 100th of three months, thank you dude
I'm gonna take one damage and heal all allies one HP.
Okay, you and I always lose 10 HP, some of them are fleshed all of them.
From with one random spell from each of those units.
But no way is fleshed all of them any good.
There's no way that fleshed all of them is any good.
ah, it's cool. There's no way this is good. I'll try it. There's no way it's good though. I don't buy it.
Ah, plus one reach.
Does reach mean range?
Yeah.
Is that what that's supposed to mean?
I'll go.
Okay, male is a melee range.
So we can theoretically heal him with the leaches.
We can theoretically heal you with rest and the water, and I can theoretically heal you
with rest also.
But there's no way to heal this guy.
I guess I could take the water-chirper off of you and give it to you instead.
And maybe we can do the flash-golem?
What the fuck where did you come from?
I don't think she just moved one more forward.
if I do flash goal in this kind of kill him
what is my did this
that's not
oh hey
This guy's self as inanimate objects, so that thing was under my control.
Get outta here. Get outta here.
I was just gonna kill him.
I thought Angela, that's how it's going, dude.
Yeah, not buying the decorals to be particularly useful, especially compared to a cleric.
and
So I just had to write the kill the last unit here, or is there another one hiding?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Oh, and shoot it's corpse apparently.
To this still another one here, maybe it's this one over here
Nope
I'm over looking for here
Something is still hiding
all of this
Now there's more how is that more?
the
old control you can see the bill yeah yeah but I don't see
the there's no enemies in the board anymore so it's got to be hiding is
one of these other things here somewhere
and
yeah, that's what I'm looking for right now
I don't even have the enemy hiding from me in this game
don't that ain't it
oh, was that all there it is
enemy ran away
yeah, yeah, I've never had an, I've never just liked the enemies are just gone
U.N.
U.N. adjacent units each heel 5 HP okay well this could be good actually
for summoning the flesh colon okay we'll go with that
we got us on the flesh colon alright
we're going to have a looking lamp
rub its
I gotta see the flesh hole in my head.
10 tickles.
And it's at any tile adjacent to water teleports through water tiles.
of
I think I'm gonna have a lot of thoughts.
Appreciate a man how's it going, dude.
How are you liking Neo3?
Yeah.
Okay, flesh golem.
Have a flesh goal him
To the flesh goal him also knows flesh goal him
So it's pretty much like we just gained another character honestly
I
Am I
the
I enjoyed Neo3. I think I like I think Neo2 is the best
Out of all the out of all the games, but I still enjoyed it for sure
This rock was used to kill something, and the rock got stats up somehow.
Yeah, I gotta say, I don't think the flesh growl them as worth it, honestly.
I don't think the flesh growl them as worth it.
to
go and make it separate
so like every time it's going to get some new ability I guess
one of the other flesh of the man what is
Alright, you out there is enough to do that, wouldn't it? Where did this cat come from?
Oh, the still more somewhere who knows where oh there he is found him
Oh, it's always going after the same fucking character man. This game loves to do that.
I've been the youngest of the cat above the tail as a thing.
It's a darkest dungeon S.
it learned
let's go back to sleep buddy
I've never noticed I put the goal on the other wrong as a joked.
Boost backstab.
At the end of the journey, backstab too more damage, more shield.
Spend all your mana for every five minutes, spend based backstab plus one poison.
That's actually pretty nice.
I think poison did, so we can get like super poison there.
Okay, gain a 12 mana one use left if we put this oh wow I guess I can't give that to you
I was gonna give that to you
I'm but not allowed to unfortunately probably for I didn't fuck you it's any yet
And you thought it yet
the
of
the cats have stepped into a minefield
so is that mean there's going to be explosives everywhere
that's all my dad
Oh, let's see.
Explodes when walkover.
Let's see, let's see, hypothetically, I attack it.
Nothing.
the
I just like me, um, I enjoy me, you know.
That's up nine lives, okay.
So I mean theoretically like we do this spend all your mana.
I think they just got me one, right?
With my intelligence, one of those the most I can get out of that would be
one, right?
So actually it's not very good, is it?
Guess if I waited, it'll be too, yeah, I guess.
It's a big good time for solving.
the first time sold in the
one of the first time sold in the fact that
the first time sold in the fact that
Well, so that's spreading the leech to everything, also that includes that, that's pretty cool.
Is that also given me all of the HP regent too?
Yeah...
I
Wanted to throw this guy in this landmine, but I'm gonna hit my own cat there. That's why I can't be fine
Oh actually no he is fine
He literally is fine
the
diagonal is safe and appears that way
of
That's not it.
Adam?
The room in the Kingdom Hearts 3, 1.
The brambles are very good.
The brambles are very good.
and
to
Some trolling is the better left unfinished.
the
Well, did you look our damage is not awesome.
Okay, VPS is not particularly good.
He'll a lot of HP, swap position if he gets it, swap plus, and then do more damage
than he's coming to 20% chance of the chance to spawn at rocks.
I have been healing a lot, I'll take that.
I've been using that pretty often.
What do we pick up here by the way?
Here's something, Jason is to all HP.
That's pretty cool for summoning, I guess.
And then charisma would be how much HP we region, right?
For a hat.
and
I feel like everybody I want you to reach in a I want you to reach in the most
uh... this one is getting through that
I go with the big pocket of large for you I guess okay
How do you got this run? No, I'm waiting for a guillotine to show up.
Spend on your mana for every three mana spend your best.
This makes poison dip better. Okay, yeah, let's do that. Okay.
the
no charisma is a manner region. I think it's like how much manner region you have.
uh, sync press. Thank you for the 74 months. Thank you, sync press.
of
all of this, you're not a shit done just throw ball in the
and
I would tell this reason so is it just is it starting charisma then as I wanted it so I'm it's like starting man
if you can't dies when they've gone for good in that run, yeah, and then we'll also lose them just like period, yeah
of
a free dose thank you for the 68 months thank you sync breath for the sun
appreciate a guy thank you very much
I should have killed that hurt
Let if I do this now, now I've got three poison. Okay, that's much better than it was.
You're happy one year. No better day than today. With luck, your Valentine, growing
how to vote.
I do the thing so much.
Thank you, dude.
you gonna have you fall asleep
for how many fucking spider-red dudes?
There we go, I can do that, I'm just gonna man, I've got the hair from Rick and Morty
on the Rwaff Rick and Morty, I'm gonna see if you're insulting you though, I'm gonna see
you're insulting you though.
Newlets each heal plus 5 HP and gain plus 1 damage, ooh.
Interesting.
Okay, I'll take that.
Rick is cool.
Plus one, oh, so this would be, this is better than range for you, okay.
And then reach would be, maybe this would be reach for you.
I don't know if that works out for you or not.
I'm not gonna throw a good pickle risk.
A medic hat.
What does that do?
Also, there was basic tech fuels allies.
So, what would happen if I use this and then use the leech on an ally though?
What does that do?
I don't know, okay.
Uh, I'm gonna go find the strange vibrating knee-yere.
He hears deep humming sound, take it.
I got a vibrating knee-yere, right?
This game is incomprehensible to you.
Have you ever played advanced wars?
Have you ever played into the breach?
Have you ever played those games?
the
interest
all way so if you use this then
uh... eventually you will so you want to use this like once and then that's it
okay
i was eventually overricking morning i was neither
Oh, let's see.
Nice shot.
the
units right and you attack the enemy and there's like elevation and like you
equip your guys with the items that's where the thing this is the same
situation where these are my four cats and we are attacking the enemy and we have
to clear different missions and that's what we're doing.
It's a packed big space gameplay. Same thing.
I don't know if I have seems tough.
Different enemies have different classes in this game, there's like a tank, a mage, a rose, a necromancer,
with rain sky like they all had different effects. If you hover over just by
everything it tells you everything right so like this enemy it says
these are the effects on it's moving through the tire and it's actually
Anti-tile adjacent to water teleports through water tiles so like it's pretty it's pretty straight forward to understanding
incomprehensible
and
I'm really showing their lack of genre, maybe it's like the art style and their defense and maybe like the art style
There isn't for a loop or maybe it's the the keepy poopoos that's, you know, I don't know.
We have seen some people's delicate sensibilities affected by this by this game.
Even just today, somebody was like, I cannot watch this, like even somebody today was like that, so...
the
just spot every time.
I thought it wasn't going to be into this for a second.
It's not going to be a new game.
It will tough. I get it.
I've had that same experience before.
I think the closest analogies I'd say for this game would be into the breach and dance
Looks like a tiny bit of darkest dungeon with it a little bit too where you have like, you know your roster of characters that have different roles
Oh
We can improve solo link with you and your allies. I'm going to flesh go with one random spell. So I don't understand
The difference here
But I'll take the upgrade on flesh golem. I don't understand the difference, but I'll take it
that's
that's for the range character
I guess they didn't have a pass before, right? I guess that was it.
Ah, feel it's all around the 4 Drago blocking his way. Drago ponders what to do.
So this is where it's kind of like FTL almost where you have to choose something based on your stats or what's going on.
Eat it!
I think it'll heal the ball.
Oh, you don't need.
I'm gonna chew a block.
Okay, so we're going to this fight.
I was going to go putting on speedball for this for the fight, but I think I'll just stick with what I have, I guess.
All right.
one of the baby spider
so we're obviously going to wait
we want to be positioned ideally for the picnic
I have a game to flesh golem.
The flash goal and game technique, let's go.
Oh, okay.
I could wait one more turn which would give me one more poison.
I kind of think fuck it though.
Please stay alive.
Please stay alive.
Thanks.
Hey.
No great A-Leo options.
Ah, A-Leo is pretty hard to come by in this game, honestly.
one
five eight a week
and
this is a pretty easy choice go down here and use picnic
Also increases their damage
Have you beaten the run?
Yeah, yeah, I think I've beaten every area that I've been to I have not been to the desert yet
I want to say didn't I win like my first run then I get like I think for a lot is what me a long time to actually lose
Chill
Spider web as well. Yeah. Other spider web.
This new game was no this game is like huge now.
,
,
,
,
,
and
Let's see...
18.
What is causing fires?
Where is his fire coming from?
Oh, it's the mind of that
ah
damn
um
I'm just gonna use this.
My final draw, this is way easier than the Battle Brothers.
Ooh, your base attack hits twice for half of the damage, but that's pretty nice.
Your base attack, which poison poison inflicts double?
Woah, damn!
That can crazy actually with the other thing.
That's pretty wild.
Necromancy can now learn some in shade.
Okay.
Physical attacks can't miss.
Yeah.
Ah, that's probably better, all right?
Um, but I feel like they always put the worst one here to do this.
Why do they always give me like the worst one?
Tears off a hunt of soft flesh. It tastes greatly stored 20 food. Oh, okay, sure
Then I beat Battle Brothers. I did not know
That did you
I just got the minute of your self-acliction and switching out that it's on part of the road
Should I play one two or three or one two since three is a great wall my personal recognition for memory of all this to play and release
order, apply them in the order with which they were released.
This is the story. Once again, I don't know. I'd no idea what to keep from not keeping it.
Ah, with this re-check-in, the piece symbol is too good.
Yeah, I'd say even starting with Metal Gear 1 actually is a Metal Gear Metal
That would be too, but the game has really good.
Just fine, plus one range is nice.
Yeah, I feel like the piece symbols are always really good.
You know, the medicat would actually be good on a ranged on range,
You can heal from the father too.
That will be pretty cool.
I want to try the leech grid.
Alright, let's see, capture all of that, we're going to get attacked very soon.
Oh, I'm not seeing the beginning some furniture, a bone and chair.
Ah, do we want this?
I don't know if we want this.
I guess I'll put it up there.
Is there a max age can you keep your cats forever? I think inevitably the cats are going to die. Yeah, we can't like stop the cats. They will die
Oh, I'll see what we got here
Oh, I've got nothing to come back Sunday. I guess all we can do really is on the day
That's Ruby Potion.
Ah, that cannibal succulent plumper is coming this way.
I consider hopping and pumping her way up the hill.
You know, like one day, I'm gonna do a C-TX first, make sure you bring weapons and armor.
Don't be fighting in the new. This is an ancient Greece, sadly. Also, make sure you use retire cuts from your house. They are old and skilled. This feels almost like the, uh, Brighin wolf invasion. That's what it feels like. Maybe this monster gets snagged in there on Galby Mountain to discuss same wrinkles.
There's I'm not sure who we're even bringing either.
Oh, here we go.
Oh wait, there was something to buy that like increases your feed storage or something.
I'll buy that.
The Tracey?
Food storage box plus 40 max per let's go buy that.
Yeah, Melentuna, thank you for the sub.
Thank you Melentuna.
Oh, it's now.
Oh, I like that.
Okay, apparently we need to put some cats like a way or something.
uh maybe we need to put some cats away or something we got too many now if you
do away some kittens too
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
They're going to like Kelly Chowder or something.
Okay, let's go put some cats up top.
Okay, Anakin has mutations, uh, let's go get rid of Anakin.
Once Captain Mutation, hey, no, I'm gonna do rid of Anakin.
I never even used Anakin.
you
trying to prevent my cats from killing each other
okay I think we should begin all right end of the
Not editing the Sith when
You beat the god of War Metroidvania. Yes, I did start in your tube. I was gonna how are you?
I guess I didn't
This girl naughty pause
on the hill downtown there. Okay so we're getting attacked. So now I'm choosing
like the best cats I have I guess. Alright so this is the guy we just had. This
guys I was spawning the brambles house. This is the necromancer dude.
Okay, VV Mooncake is the one that I can just spam pincushions over and over and then
use bodyguard. That could be good.
The elite was really good.
Some kicks, huh?
Meow.
Zen has respen, but I don't think Zen was particularly good.
James can poison the shit out of her.
Let's brother and have like a claret or something.
uh uh uh a jibbed on this thing with the 16 months really appreciate that. I find
it is hard to find a really good k-sau, but like I feel like salsa is like easier.
I'll salsa is easier to get right here so I'm gonna go.
Yeah, apparently I don't have a player like
Now I'll get all set out to be able to take so that we have a tank, an archer, an
Archer and a rogue.
They found, okay.
I don't have that much stuff here.
That makes sense for you.
the lead forms
all of the persuasion device even do here
Oh, I can't bro, I can't take off the enchanting poop on you. That's so annoying
You've also got the parasite thing on you
to
This is gonna do it guys. I know I'd be what's gonna happen here
Anything else I can put on
Yeah
as large good this one is kill yourself and all I use units to full HP
that's probably better than the chicken from as I have all these
I have all these things here so I don't have much of a choice all right lock-in
let's do it
Giatina I want you inside me
400 HP
She lusts with a never ending takes two damage, brainwashed, she lusts with a never ending hunger.
I love my room.
Here.
I love my room.
Do you stay, Kael?
I'm running for this.
We can finally find it.
Ah, she just fucking ate that dude
the
oil
twenty-five percent chance to break free
all jesus
Well, already lost one man, didn't get a chance to do much of them.
I'm coming for you.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm coming.
mistake. Thank you for the rain. My team plays. Thank you so much for the rain.
You did that, thank you, Viking Blaze. Or as soon as you get what were you playing?
Hmm, Ambassador is not gonna do much.
up like a blaze much more from Italy have far more to very much like this I appreciate
it dude cheers man thanks for a nice of the raid and we're just we are playing the
new release of new genics and we're fighting against whatever the hell this thing is
Alright!
Now!
I'm coming for you!
Not tonight!
I'm telling you I'm the only one that I know I'm so scared of!
Stop with this!
I'm gonna get you to find me!
I need to get back home, would you?
For all that!
I know how you were so lost!
When you come to town, you become a news!
I need to find myself right now!
It makes sense to use that with the archer because it basically gets me a free hit every time and I get double damage to so it just makes sense
I
Okay
I'll have my way, when I'm done with you, I'll have my way
So I want to tank BB Mooncake as huh?
I'm ready and show the door turn it out to the light
I'm down my table and get out of you
I'm feeling full deep tissue's under a shoe and then I'm going to the door
I can't control it and pass you
We're done for you
I'm out and I'm dying to show you
We're done for you
I'm out of your house
Might be running out of juice there on that though
I'm not gonna leave you out
I'm out of your house
I'm out of your house
I'm out of your house
I'm not bringing you into
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We use that to gain back our free hit.
All right, well
Wow fucking knocked them head off
Well we lost a guy immediately, but the other characters just apparently just didn't give a fuck so hey
Yeah, easy peasy we did lose a character right away, but bro, VV Mooncake. What a fucking tank is just sit there just doesn't care about anything
haha
The leader, alright, let's see. What is the wood chance claim?
And Jesus.
Nice work to feed you. Depending your house against Tina.
You notice it's something fell out of her once you died, interesting, right?
I never do with those things, but maybe you can find the use.
I'll also those cats you use, they're done so.
I mean, dead. I mean worthless trash, all for the tire,
It won't fight again when I'm trying to say it.
They still have to make babies, but you can't use them to defend your house anymore.
Also, how many times is our house gonna get attacked, huh?
You guys can take them off your hands?
So they're like super, super retired, okay?
We'll give them the bunch.
I ain't got you take them all but that's if you lose good question I don't know what happens if you lose I don't know why the
Absolutely no idea right yeah, there's trades we might want to keep
That's been a working out great. I've been training them to steal medication from the old and being wilderness
As promised enough created your item storage. I need stronger cats next time though
I'm the serious strength on cats a bit of the cage that an old sanitary. Thanks buddy
Okay, so I think we just increased my item storage
I'm looking for item storage. There we go
I guess these are all broken and trash now, but now we can store more items. That's pretty nice. Okay
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what happens if we use I guess we never know. We might know eventually
right? Alright so we won that one. So I wonder how many more classes there are? I really
want to go to the desert now. That's what I really want to do.
It's game this game is fucking cemented dude. It doesn't
Yeah, I want to go there. I want to go there and the day
I'm excited. I want to see them. We just got the necromancer. So
No winners. I think nobody died
So one cat was injured and one cat lives.
Okay, there are so many classes.
Max damage.
Interesting.
Here we'll take in Max damage.
They're not taking cat name, Max damage.
As soon as you head back to the game, it's really not to do this absolutely stomping you in the dirt. Wow, I mean maybe for you, maybe. Well, it's a well, let's see
Okay, we're gonna take out
I'll actually hang guys once I get
Bread back once I guess
Alright guys, my girls are going to be going to bed here in a minute, what I'm going
to do is we're going to sing and I'm going to spend a little bit of time with my girls
real quick as they go to bed.
I'm going to put on a movie for you guys and I will be back shortly, maybe on one second.
But move for you guys and I'll be ready
If she's taken the cats break everything I probably are guys enjoy the movie
Be ready
if
I just feel like I don't want to play I don't want to play I don't want to play yay
and isolation what it's about to happen.
Boos! Boos!
Fuckin suck it, world!
A strong as fuck?
Get outta here, no one.
There he goes screwing this.
Who are you?
What?
AHAHAH!
AHAHAH!
Huh?
I don't think we can get back to the door.
I think we can get back to the door.
Ooh...
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
I can't do that.
I'll be back.
Yeah...
I won't allow you to stay there.
I can't do that.
I won't allow you to stay there.
I feel like it's right up.
Yeah, don't let him get away.
It's Carl, please.
No!
Carl, come back!
Carl, no!
Carl wins Mario Maker.
What are you streaming?
Carl, come back.
Carl, master and commander.
Carl.
Somebody, help.
Carl, come back.
There's a look of pure hatred in Mario's face.
Look at you, where is he? Where is he? Where is the fucking?
Where is he? Dickface? Where is he?
Alright, go ahead and ask all.
What the fuck is he?
Come back here, bitch.
God damn it.
He's right away.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Thank you.
I think they're mostly somewhere else here.
Oh, what the matter, big boy?
Looks like you can't fit in the bed.
Oh, that's a real shame there, buddy.
Let me just put my ass out to you.
Oh, there's my ass.
Oh, I forgot!
I was shaking my ass out of him.
Is that a reflection of zombie?
What is that reflection?
Our day, spacey command.
Yes, you is for fun. It would be like right here.
Oh, no!
Well, I found him.
Alright, we're just gonna leave.
Please not kill me in some stupid way.
Okay, Charlie, Charlie this is it.
Surely I've got this.
This is going to be great though, I can just read the title, I can tell, it's going to be awesome.
I don't get it.
Welcome to Barbara's King stream.
But when I played Smash 4 from day one of the 3s, I played only Dunky Con.
But I also played like King Beauty.
Is there gonna be another one?
Oh my god, dude, what the fuck? I'm like the fucking dick moves psychic. So if you haven't seen I'm a fucking pirate now, bitches
I also have a fucking pirate sword and I can do piracy stuff like this.
Oh, look it's around if I wait as soon as I get there.
Oh, that's been odd again.
Yeah.
Yeehaw!
Fast in trigger game.
Yeah, that's easy, easy, easy.
Oh, I'm, I'm mega dead, I'm mega dead.
Oh my god, that was awesome.
That was awesome.
This guy was a fucking slavery dude. Why are you feeling bad for this guy?
This guy was an actual slaver.
All right, well, have a nice day.
All right, problem dealt with.
I'm going to die.
Oh shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, Jonathan.
Help no
No, I'm back
I sure hope there's no train coming
That'll be pretty fucking bad
Oh, she was falling!
We're falling!
No!
Never fall!
Try it!
It's all right!
Get out of my coffee cup.
Get out of there!
What are you doing?
This is not even a coffee in there, you big dingus.
Get, you get, you bet.
I'll lick your chops.
Well, excuse me.
That is this.
He's like, no motherfucker.
I want coffee, God damn it.
I don't ruin his life.
All right, you ready for this?
Watch
I think Doom Eternal is coming on when it when he call up here where's my where's my phone?
I think I once said
Todd Howard hey Todd when do a maternal coming out?
tomorrow y'all, thanks Todd, I appreciate that. Bye tomorrow. It's coming out.
Haha. Haha.
At the call out, my buddy Todd.
Okay, we got the key over here.
Holy shit, there's like so much happening. Okay.
Got you, she, and leave that the key.
We spit the key through, it hits the switch.
We want to hit it.
What are you?
I just wanted the lizards.
Okay, plan activate plan. Here we go
Can't believe that word
Oh fucking genius
Oh my god
And I called my bag because he called me in the stream.
So I called him out the stream and he was like, yeah, I saw, I saw you have 900 followers now.
That's pretty good. You got 900 followers. That's a lot.
And I was like, no dad, that was probably like viewers or something. I've got like, I don't know,
I said like, I've got like 60-something followers or whatever at this point. You know, they, oh, that's great.
That's great. You're doing a really good job. You know, you should really try incorporating some like comedy and stuff.
You
I'm dead
I'm dead
Beanie get my mouse
Beanie fire
Fire
Fire
You're already getting smarter mullet.
No!
Yes!
Yeah, I think you're right there.
That was great.
Meaning makes a great cannon ball.
Yeah, that's right.
All right, see the bonfire.
This area is a lot brighter than it was.
We're gonna let you say that.
Is this gonna be fake?
Okay, now I don't trust any fucking bonfires.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a part of me.
Oh my god.
It just works! It works!
We did it. We did it guys get some hype in the chat for catalyst. Thank you so much
We did it
Well, so I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry. It's I'm not it's not aura
It's oh, they actually turn off the lip cam. Oh, I see what I did
I'm sorry guys. It's not actually orator. It's me
Sorry guys. Sorry to disappoint you not aura. Oh, hang on.
On site. Back on the board with one other super expert. We did it.
Stay at the princess.
Uh oh, hey, let's practice. Let's practice. Okay, you got it. Here we go.
Okay, not a good first attempt.
Oh god there's two main babies.
I'm in Carl's stream all of a sudden.
All right, there you go.
We escaped the Carl's team.
Why am I throwing a level?
We don't care about this.
I got this more.
Why is it more?
N.
N the level.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to sign off here and my wife and her going to go to the post office.
I'm going to begin the PO box.
You guys can mail me all your hate but hate mail.
I don't like burb, I mean level and burb said he didn't like it, how can burb not like my level?
I never forgave burb when he said, my marimaker level was pooped, signed which viewer.
Boom, Sharkwalker!
Eeeeeeeeee!
hahahahaha
All right, here we go
This has to be close. What did I die to all of this is what I died too last time?
I don't think I want to do on a kill this guy
I don't think I wanted to go this way.
Oh, please just make it.
Oh, so far not doing great.
Why can't I hear what is that?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
That's some evil dead shit right there.
Hey finally I'm done with this fucking game.
I'm done with this fucking game.
I'm finished with it.
I'm finished with Ninja Gaiden forever.
I finally fucking beat it, man.
I'm free.
No saves needed.
I didn't even need the safe state I made.
Nah, damn it.
Fucking finally beat this piece of shit.
I really am like the best streamer on Twitch, pretty sure I'm the best.
Why?
Why did you buggy kidding me?
God damn it.
You're bugging kidding me?
God damn it.
Like this?
Long done?
Like this?
I wish walkups were able.
Well, or slow, here it comes.
No! No! Come on man!
Oh, I'm invisible.
Yeah.
Yes.
One eight, the legend, the legend of one eight demon, the legend, legends are true.
The legends are true
The legends
The legends are true
I just got the checkpoint!
Another soft walk!
Another soft walk!
Hey, how do you do this?
You're a graduate of the Academy!
If I could solve one again and hard luck by giving again!
Again?
Again, what is this fucking rock?
you
you
you
you
you
of
Is that what it is?
Nope.
Did he chase me?
Is he just like it's-
Is he alright?
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'm gonna kill him.
Ow! Oh, is that done?
Well, the pipe-white camera's throw.
Oh, you didn't die? You didn't die from it?
He's just always just unconscious.
What's my opinion on Rayman? I have never played Rayman.
4269!
The ultimate where I hit A2 fast, the ultimate world record.
I want that, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want me want.
What can he make a mess?
the way they call it we'll be gone, only the memory of this dream and where it is in the
way they can run, someday down there we call this island, that memory makes the dream
Come all shit! Let us awake and together! Play the instruments! Play the song and you awake and I'll eat it!
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Alright.
I'm not lying, sir.
It's a brick!
The Nana Snacks, a lot of bread, breasts, I like breasts.
Hey, go over there.
Oh no!
Oh, no!
Damn it!
The breasts!
The breasts all flocked me!
The breast got me!
I got got by the breasts!
That, that pair of hooters just cost me 400 seconds.
It's a nice pair of hooters though.
I had it, no it was not the snacks.
It was definitely the boobs got me.
Oh, it was definitely the boobs.
Blue paper is that toilet paper? Blue paper?
Airbrush, I guess that makes sense. I've seen people consistently have to go back to the list or remind themselves had to be
An asshole who's but not bar
Close within bar. Oh, it was fucking there. It's still looking for your glasses bitch
I took your glasses. Oh, right back. Thanks for waiting guys. Sorry about the wait
I think it needs my girls getting in the bathroom stuff.
Are you guys all?
Untitled goose came to you.
Are they ever gonna make a sequel?
Is that everything I happened?
I think it's for you guys.
A hockey car I think was so tame.
Thank you for the sub.
I would appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
No, I don't know.
It seems like that would be a kind of natural thing, right?
But, I don't know.
With that Dev like.
Untitled goose came was kind of, that was kind of like viral for a while, wasn't it?
Oh, let's see chat. What it's it's late on a Saturday
What do you guys think about?
I did battle brothers or hell divers what do we think in chat? Hell divers sounds pretty fun on the Saturday
I ain't what do you guys think in age of Empire soon? No, I'm not enough time for that
I don't think what do you guys think?
So the hell divers not age of Empire some hell divers are all this and all that over this deal. We got the event going on
Let's do some helldivers, see?
We're going to play some helldivers with chat.
We'll play some age of Empires too soon if you guys want to.
We can play some soon.
There was a big new update to helldivers that had
the bot planet of cybersen and it's been it's been pretty fun. Let's jump back into it.
This is more hell diverted guys. I'm another engineer. Thank you for the 73 months. Really appreciate that.
The engineer? Sacritori. Thank you for the sub. I really appreciate that guys. Thank you very much.
Oh, why is my game not full screen?
Oh, that's it.
Full screen.
There we go.
I'm glad I don't know why it's not full screen.
It's not the creator of Noir Gansons to call.
It full screens after the intro we're.
Guys, my joining you guys can't join up if you like.
There's also a friend code right there if you'd like to send the friend request to me and jump on in.
You can do that too.
Uh, I'm gonna jump in.
I'm here.
How's joined Squadron?
You're some hell-dive, guys.
Engaging orbital frustrers.
All right.
So apparently the war on Cyberstand is going pretty poorly, apparently.
Um, let's say.
So they say,
uh, I've been really liking this gun.
I don't know, let's say, how about patterns?
the
patterns be rocking here
on these patterns or whatever it makes sure it can actually get some of some money here
to
camo desert camo
the
the super store for the doom shotgun
the doom shotgun is that that's a worry I worry even is the super store is it
here
double freedom is this like a man gun
outside arm
by the doomshack and one of the the feed destroyer increases melee damage by forty percent
okay
Oh man, I got the windows dude.
Yeah, this ward is not seem like it's going particularly well.
Do not listen to the automaton propaganda.
Okay, so where should I be fighting here?
Let's see, we got this one.
Like this is where we should be fighting. It's a 56% got 70,000 people
All right, I was like we're also running out of reserves apparently as well
It's throwing it at okay
Then there let's get it on
That's treason
It's treason
the
one
is the same as the nonstop new stuff
it's been pretty fun
temporary permit wait so what does this mean he's like this like for free or something
I'm getting the gattling century, and I really like in the mortar century also.
I'll take the precision strike.
Alright.
It adds an effect.
It's insane and has very low cooldown.
Does it really, I should try it?
I should try it.
I'll find out when you're going to be my friend.
I'm telling you better than you've been for the 60 months,
so I appreciate that.
Sure, I'm going to I'll do your Valentine.
Okay.
What'd you get me for Valentine's Day?
A Cipher Row and then you go to the 28 months,
I really appreciate that.
It's Valentine's Day.
Oh, I got what's this crime, so.
Take this.
Shocking kicks all that shotgun I haven't tried yet.
This isn't having an ammo, kind of thing.
It tells me we're not going to win this war here on Cyberset.
I got your balance on the right here.
You couldn't get off. You couldn't stop him getting the reinforcements in, seriously, guys.
That is so much fucking shit.
I'm pretty sure this is what we want to blow up here.
I can't get rid of it!
Help out more!
Clear the area!
That's it!
Found something!
Oh, that's it!
Holy down the century!
The black eccentric!
Oh, why are there so many fucking walkers around here?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, I hope they can do it, thank you very much.
But I don't know, laser shotgun, it's still on the game.
I didn't take it out.
of
All right, I lost my teammates pretty bad here.
and
war chicken those things are rough
them
and
and
all the children wasn't on the back of the
of
Oh
The tank is a strategy. I have to call them
Oh, you're right, buddy, denture.
Oh, the tape is gone.
Oh, man.
Come on.
I caught him just fucking cut my head off.
Geez man.
Hey where am I?
I died way over there and now I'm back over here.
All of them strike to not take that thing out.
Okay, fair enough, I guess the mission's on this planet, I said it's a plus for
Fuck you, love it.
Probably not smart.
What happened to my fucking limbs?
We're all my arms are off.
and you know the interesting thing you can play this entire game in the first
person mode that would be pretty interesting if you think it's like right now it's
kind of a toggle thing but it'd be cool if the whole thing was FBS
Well, this ain't how many things ever died, dude.
Ah, thank you to you, thank you to the bits, thank you to that.
They are super held up to be successful, thank you very much.
Bro, these things are very things that don't die.
This is not where the happy blonde goes.
There we go.
I got the fervent.
Hey.
I'm going down 380.
Jesus.
I'm going to do it on the place where I get stuck on a building is that what it is.
God damn what the fucking police are for us!
God damn it!
the
war boys
and a lot of here
the
one of the days after the war shredders was nerfed
I feel like I never saw those enemies until coming to this planet
I also like I only play periodically it's pretty good. I don't play how bad I was all that often
Wherever you Trump's need me to actually come in and
Do some work on these objectives
They were added last September. Yeah, I played the whole that was very sporadically
that's the most efficient ways for taking out crops chips like as she is coming in what's
like the best way to do that. Recall this rifle?
Well done. Recall this rifle?
You know honestly two people with the Coralist rifle and the active reload probably got a long way, right?
Wow, what the fuck was that, man?
Was that fucking grenades? What the hell, dude?
I'm down.
I think this park right on top may have been that the missile ball is a brutal, the thing
It was a really pretty throw, really fast, but it's right at the end here.
Get the fuck on.
I'm gonna get that a lot here, dude.
I know there's a man trying to dial us.
Remember when you bring some explosive resistance to an armor?
I always love the armor where you get more meds, and they last longer.
longer. I feel like that shit keeps me alive. I have abandoned my entire squad. You know,
if you're, if you're the rest of your squad, you, you need to collect them with a spoon
because they have been spread out by repeating explosions. I think it's okay to leave your
squad at that point. All right. I'll, I'll, I'll burn a candle form later, all right.
I don't, I don't have a bucket to bring my squad on my, my squad on board.
But I'm not as long as useful as getting one shot in, no sludge left behind, scoop him up.
But the Armacy mat crew and survive, and see me.
I joined the stream bar and went to get a bucket strategy.
Did you do it?
You're a fellow hell driver's rage against the enemy's security.
You're a hell driver's rage against the enemy's security.
Kill all Tomatons inside there to reduce their numbers.
I just noticed that we couldn't have a raise the flag on on this one.
The ring I'll get the ray of the flag one there is a method
But you guys got to listen to me on that one
That's some part it's all right to abandon your spot
Trader detected
That link broad
is the max again the machine gun, right? That's the machine gun. I haven't tried that one on yet.
Single missile yield, that's the minigun. Okay, got you.
A belt-fed grenade launcher. I haven't tried that one, I'm kind of curious.
I'm going to try the tank, all right I'm going to try the anti-tank in placement but
you guys got a cover me all right.
You guys totally gonna cover me right?
You're a crazy dog, and then you take a bite or a big bite, you immediately regret the decision, absolutely.
Yeah, you need the backpack right, right?
I didn't blink out of Corey, yes I did.
The man's coming on for me.
And then the level, never tell him to be 40.
Not any chance.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
What's in there?
Going down the centric.
Stop!
Wow, that thing did not last one second.
Not a single damn second on that thing.
Oh, we got the big bubble shield, huh?
Yeah, they need a gun.
Oh, they're going for that.
Oh, they're going for that.
Oh, they're going for that.
Oh, come on.
I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Damn.
Damn.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm gonna die.
Let's go, man.
Check you, meters.
I don't know, I'm gonna start here.
Oh, wow, dude.
Fuck man.
Ah, a sperm game got announced today.
What was our idea was a sperm shmuck?
Well, I literally just spawned.
The announcement was premature.
Spurring game came off, but they announced those two premature classes.
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6 seconds long.
We all died on this one.
I don't think I'm going to work!
I don't think I'm going to work!
I don't think I'm going to work!
Why don't you want to play some Doom 2016?
What's the name of this furry game?
I'm just falling, how's that my fault?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Furners are in turn, sir.
This time go!
There's one more tank in the tent.
Everything is too long to go.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
Alright.
First person is in the tent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The thing turns slower than dial-on.
Yeah, I was pretty slow.
Yeah, the first tank in placement got shit on the problem is you drop in and it's like
immediate.
Normally, unlike a missions like that, they give you like a few seconds to stop, but
not on CyberStand.
No, it's like immediate.
So if I had had time to get it out the first time, I think that thing would have done
really well.
The sperm game is called Become. Did somebody like hear my idea and come up with it really
fat? Is it a sperm shmup game? Is that what we want to do is?
Spending all my equipment for tax purposes is a sperm rog, it's a sperm rog like. Wow.
The idea really stuck to me.
Bro, what is that? I didn't ever saw the gorilla.
There's a woman.
The monster sees reach.
I'm a blue chat, yes.
I don't want more mission.
The idea, guy.
Isn't the new war bomb?
So we got to destroy the fuel reserves and the stockpile ammo.
You do another set to this one? Yeah, I think so, we'll see.
They're all gonna join in
I'm gonna go
It's hard. It's really hard to not use the heavy machine gun
Really hard to not use that after using it a little bit. I'll try to recoil this
the
the uh I'm gonna get used to see this one the Tesla Tower
I'm gonna try it
Wanna see it?
Do it?
Bring it out. I want to try it out.
What are the areas gonna be in the column?
Testicle you're referring to you or something like that?
Well, I mean I guess there's other routes.
I can think of at least three different routes.
It's soft.
We need a hard moment, huh?
That's the result of three different story lines.
I got a door right next to us here and it's already open
I
all got you know what guys I threw down the Tesla tower there probably are really bad
I have a place for it, I'll play it doesn't work.
I'll jump in the Tesla tower.
Uh...
I've never used that thing before.
the sperm game looks good is that my Tesla tower still killing my teammates oh my god
so if you use a Tesla tower you need to be like on-row because that thing is just a team killing the
The shield is another
Yeah, I know you guys gonna say this is my fault, but I'm really really really
Protesting this one's not my fault there
I got to, I gotta like, clear out of this shit.
Gotta get away from your buddy.
the
morning
the
where the audio thing of the
I'm so glad that you're so passionate about me.
I'm just so curious about how I do it.
I'm so glad that you're so passionate about me.
I'm so glad that you're so passionate about me.
I'm going to do it, bro.
Why am I doing it?
Ah, how am I going to do it now?
You're not using enough testifiers?
It seems like the test of tower is like I want to kill my teammates and myself a lot
the
right next to uh, lots of stuff here.
Oh yeah oh sure yeah okay
Don't watch for that.
Hey, Jericho! Thank you so much.
All of that and give subs man.
I
Do you ever think someone could be a loving gift son, dude?
Gotta give something joy. Thank you, sir, for 11 gift subs best food best lord on Twitch
Thanks so much for your conversation, man, for being a Valentine's Day, that was not what I was going to do.
We were going to do something last week, we're going to have to not do anything.
But how may I blow up like there's nothing to blow me up here?
You live that you tank that hit.
And tank that one, this fuck you.
Alright, thank you so much, Erica. I appreciate that dude.
I hope your day is gone.
That's me, my Tyson.
When I'm not punching people right in the face and taking a bite out of someone's
airplane watching a bug stream, I'm a huge fan of L.S.R.G.G.
We're going to be in the port.
We're going to be in the port.
We're requesting Citron.
Calling down the citron.
Wow.
Lane guy was just chilling there.
There's no fork, thank you for the 66 months, really appreciate that big.
Okay, we are almost out of reinforcements and I've been done any of the objectives.
Oh, I want to mess this mission is man, we might be fucked on this one. We gotta focus
the objectives guys. We gotta stop fucking around. We need to go from objectives. I was
I was on my own going up here and I see you guys are going for this other stuff. We gotta go for the objectives.
They have any shot on this at all.
We're doing everything except the objectives.
the
only
the
to raise you don't pick up the samples I'd love to them I whenever I do I also usually immediately die right after
we have a sense of work for me
.
that does not work. I don't think I have another recoil, I don't think I have any
I'm going to work here, I'm going to work here.
Oh!
Oh!
This is not possible.
Oh!
Great question, district.
Got it, district.
Holy down, district.
as a test of time also take out the uh... more in placement to
The first thing that's right.
of
it honestly be useful to stay back on my own because if she goes back and they all die
of the main needs somebody to
hang back to reinforcements
So it's a game glitch because it says that there's like a detective tower here, but I'm not seeing it
Maybe this is what it's talking about
Oh, yeah, that might have been what it's talking about
What the- what the- the noise is that fucking freaking me out?
the
Great-pusting Sanctuary!
Holy damnit, Sanctuary!
Get them separate just for a little way of life!
I
think right now my my duty is to stay alive
All right, so this is the first thing.
Yeah!
all right so this is the last thing to do is destroy these fuel reserves
Are those the fuel reserves over there?
Set them
Like anything work on that
That's not it
No!
What the fuck is that tree?
Holy down eccentric!
What the fuck is that tree?
I'm looking for the fuel reserves, what am I looking for?
and
that tank was it doesn't have to be a hellbomb for it
you have to help on all of them
trying to keep us alive here
of
You got the turret right on you man.
That turret's gonna one-shot you.
We gotta move, we gotta drop shit's coming in.
I'm doing I try it so hard to stay alive man I try it so hard to stay alive man
I'm really trying to keep us alive we just have to one all we gotta do it's
Destroy the fuel reserves. It's all we got to do man
Okay, maybe we manage it. Maybe we manage it. Yeah, it's all we got one more thing. I was just trying to stay alive a more of us come back
My deal with solid frost break it's home, man
Yeah, those big turrets, man, they're the fucking worst dude. They really are. They'll just one shot you from so far away.
Was that not it?
Do we need multiple albums?
Oh my gods.
Do we need multiple albums?
oh no no no no no we're dead
so it's like so it's all the three tankers are there oh man so I thought that was it I thought
We were done. Oh my god
I suck in ballads, but it has this claw the me do ballads fence really fun
I take people into the abyss here
There's one mess this mission is we're so close
I'll leave this not one person anymore
you
you
Dog now I'm breeding a son of a whole house is a dog. It's a pretty funny
New genesis is a fun time. Oh
Yikes
Oh, what's the what strategy was that? That's the one where you get like one shot and then that's it, right?
Is that it? But it's like really strong?
The Lee at the leveler. I'll jump with that with that
Yeah, I mean going in I was like, yeah, I don't know how much of this will play, we'll see, and yeah,
New Genesis has been really cool, really good in drawing it, very cool again.
They've been defending these last two fuel reserves like crazy man, we just can't get in there.
You got a little bro, watch the fuck out.
Oh, you shit.
so
Did we force any right next to this thing?
Bro of course you are goddamn it right next to fucking Satan itself
What the hell am I?
Holy crap!
Bro, why did you spawn me here? Why?
Do you just spawn me in the worst spot? Why did you spawn me here? I have the thing!
Why?
Folks will only write next to it?
Dude, I couldn't move my whole pod.
What a fucking idiot.
Don't spawn me there asshole.
I have nothing. I have no guns. I have nothing.
What do you expect me to do?
God damn, what a stupid asshole.
Folks will only write here idiot.
Because landing on the tank doesn't kill it.
No, I'm nuts.
That's why I didn't have him a fucking tank.
I don't have any gloves. I have nothing I can do to this fucking thing.
Landing on a thousand kilo a dozen more
We're gonna lose the fucking mission cuz he's like no throw you right here throw me away from the shit not right on top of that
It's not level one bugs right like huh throw you on the ball and some girl kill him
Yeah, I had to get away and try to get it done or something and then try to come in
I threw like multiple grenades for the hatch, I tried to nothing happened, but you really
thought like, don't fucking do that, it's so stupid.
God, it's amazing, it's amazing with my fucking teammates who did this.
We spent 18 of our most reinforced ones fucking chasing all the shit except for the objective,
and then once we actually got to the objective, we're fucking jerking each other off and
dying and leading. We're only reason we're alive because I held back the entire time and then what happens when I finally come back to reinforce right in the middle of fucking bullshit.
God damn it.
What about my nice tower? Listen, they laid ran into the fucking Tesla tower, okay? I never used this name.
That's on the Tesla tower. That's not my fault.
flying me to the face
very it's my first day at a time
then now i think never throw somebody on top of the box don't fucking do that it's stupid
not a good plan
as a message that's fine
mistakes have a still a look a look for an intentional for our city was fine
a fine whatever
it's really looked intentional may
yet I'm dropping in my fucking laser gun like i tried to throw
to do grenades not go in the back hatch
i thought they did is that not how works
Brother God Crypto, I have a I don't have a little bit of evidence. I have a mother fucking mountain of evidence of you guys
Massacreing me from day one. I started playing this game. Okay, air strikes machine gun
Fucking flame thrower. I don't have like a little bit. I have a mountain. I've like a fucking huge amount of evidence of you guys killing me. All right
And I let you remind you guys the only reason this mission wasn't a failure is because I hung back
Because if I had gone in, we would have had no reinforcements whatsoever
I didn't know what the portable hell mom did, okay?
I really good job.
Well, we're so dead.
I can do it with this girl.
Yeah, there's all different kinds of bulldogs, yeah.
I should have hurt flyin' doggy cocking barrels, yeah, watch out for those.
I don't believe it anymore, that's a little way. What a shit show that one.
I don't know what the Tesla tower was at all.
Are we specating while we were waiting for reinforcements or waiting for the mission to be over?
Carbonara is the only good Bulldog.
And the time's too is pretty good.
I tell you about the answers of, yeah, I'd be like a dead choke point, yeah, yeah.
I assume the cyborg will be back in their minds.
The siege upon managed democracy continues.
Let the cybers stay. The lack of operation accomplished.
The yellow dollar is beyond question.
Alright. Old Aquas Fowl, glad you love it, but not for me as fine.
In HN4, they don't trust yours.
You're motherfuckers.
Uh, here you go.
I'm sure you have left, it's flodging.
Yeah, all's forgiven.
Assels.
They're planning on how to ruin the next run.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Uh, I'm.
I would say I had a health armor that also gave you the stem or the robot armor that also gave you this
Then who is this a good sub machine gun? I wonder no that one's any good. Thanks the gaming. Oh, you're welcome
It's a good time
It's a Baptist sub machine gun. I wonder which ones are like the good ones
The shield backpack is good for these I
I love the idea of the shield and the gun, but the shield and gun combo just never good.
Alright.
if
I think auto cannon century motor century
anti tank in placement and
and honestly we're in body man's will take the quiz are right
May as well take the Quasar.
The EMP mortars are really good, yeah, they're good for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
A new full laser backpack, which ones will laser back back?
They're a multiple laser turret, but the thing that flies around the shoots it does.
That one still feels really good to do.
That's fair.
Amazing I live that long to be honest.
Get no, take him to the 46 months of related to that, think he's getting no.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Holy damn fool!
Happy to back.
I'll appreciate your satisfaction, the death and smart.
I really tried.
Ahh, both works, thank you for the sub and appreciate a man that makes very much really try.
Those kind of light combat to me dude, I don't know.
Holy, awesome shit.
Another clean mission.
Oh man, what a disaster.
That run bro if I had made that run that would have been legendary dude.
Uh, I think you're both with most chiefs. I was just like, well, I may as well run for it.
Man, it was like, go for it.
Will they try to bore a slip inside there at the end?
Other options did you have.
But is there some R&R?
One shot stood in phase H what were close to the larvae.
I didn't know what to call it.
All right.
How far is the tribe?
The aging or the no thrusters.
Poor thing.
All right.
Last time I tried this shit.
Didn't go too hot.
the
shame we didn't get raised the fly at those always go so well right
ah I think you have a machine goes just like two good now
Some of'd bring this wise.
It's not time to say anything on their land as it's really managed them obviously.
I think so correct from Ron, it could be Ron in this one.
And the story of Heldivers, the cyborgs originally were humans that were sent to go
mind on this planet, and it was so hazardous and so fucked up.
They started augmenting themselves with like cyborg technology and then I guess that's when the humans launched like a war against them to try to stop
number some shit
uh
So yeah
something
Sure makes good sense out of land that the grace and game back and that for these
That's what I'm gonna do.
Awesome.
That's one way I guess.
no strategy for us we're in range of this fucking jam or wherever that shit is
Oh, it's really fast!
Oh, it'll end out!
I'm going to die.
I am.
Holy down the street!
In the past, the century.
Going down the century.
and
the
one
probably called out a weapon here if no idea what's going on this game we have
map we have objectives we have to do on this map on this mission and we're
part of an ongoing effort of all the hell divers players to right now we're
fighting to capture this planet's cybersan from the cyborgs.
The unique thing about this game is that everybody who's flying this game
we're all working together for one objective.
Like normally I'm like, I can, you know, an online shooter to be like PDT team death match,
something, right? This game, no, no, we're fighting a war against robots and you name it.
Does that make more sense?
Yeah, and we don't even know we might lose this war who knows.
I'm sorry, what just killed me?
Did I just get fucking dumped on my entrap shit? What the fuck?
Did I think this like slam dumped me?
Alright, that's the fucking bullshit, alright?
I'm flying with dying.
I'm going bullshit on that one, alright?
Straight on, I'm just fucking bullshit.
So what the hell killed me?
and
by that
that's my bad position in my heart so true
Oh, lint shit.
I can't wait to break them!
Like in his pistol to deal with the cymoers and they run up on you.
I'm gonna punch on it!
and
and
late night was up killing and doesn't have
all
to
the
those are more than
whether they're ready to go to work and give it a four out of 10
this point
I still have a fun time with this but I think it could have been much better
I can't even tell him not to get in the farthest in his head.
Oh, in the hell of a...
to one hand bigger the beds
What the fuck is this?
Open the window!
I think they get out of the list, I'm gonna go out and rip it and make it up the
list, remember to see if this one was hot on this one is.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Drums, we're going to push the green button sentry.
No!
No!
Oh, we gotta go home!
It's getting dark.
Hell's going on, scram your area!
I don't know.
All right, let's see.
Still that one to the south, that was given us how early that one's still around.
It is with halbs and coming out the player sideways game game could be my guess
Oh, it hasn't happened, always will be.
I can't get out of the country.
I can't get out of the country.
I can't get out of the country.
I got the camera.
Help my boy.
I got the camera.
I got the camera.
I'm going to be really, really.
Come on.
We're going to wait.
Where's the phone?
The way the phone is.
What's that?
I'm sure it fuse on that one, huh?
We are forcing you.
So, three-classing victory.
You all in down the century!
the
ah
good job team
it's rare to see me ultra focus
the box engines are so terrifying they are pretty gnarling
Let's go play for Ray.
Alright, let's fire our guests.
Sure, why not?
That's so untrue.
some games require like you know this game's obviously not like earned based
something so far is a little more active focus.
I tried to take it out that fast.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
the task saturation is one of the best parts of the day.
I can say that.
I'm sorry though I can tell if I had to go land with me.
Thank you.
Good evening.
Good evening all for about 10 hours today.
We finished up God of War.
We played New Genics for a bit and now we're going to help that.
We didn't run out of reinforcements to saw that pull on the double and passed a couple days
been some long days, actually.
When's the Anthers Day, we're pretty long?
Rade does, oh God of War, I would give it a four out of 10.
I feel like all of the pieces were there for like,
like a solid seven or eight out of 10,
but yeah, I think the game's just not in a great state.
And there's some things that are really questions about it.
So, I wouldn't say like I have like a bad time with it,
Like I had fun, but yeah, the game could have been better though, for sure.
I think four out of 10.
Little below average.
I think there were a lot of potential.
There's a lot of potential there for something much better.
There's no match for us.
Look at them aboard, tell that her.
It was Janky, yeah, for sure.
Let's try the mega-kin.
Last mission.
Was it story decent?
No.
Story was disappointing.
Stuttering is an excuse like totally through through.
Again, like the story had potential.
I feel like if the game, if the game's like graphical stuff and all the audio glitches
and all like the visual glitches of all of that was kind of ironed out.
Feel like I'd do more inclined to give it something like a 5 and a half for something.
My strategy was to work the turrets worked out pretty well on that one
I think it could have cooked longer for sure. Yeah, definitely needed to cook
Only game made it's possible. I didn't have an improducer editor because they were just doing it for giggles
But I feel like okay, like I'm I'm a fairly big God of War fam
Like I love God of War and I feel like just offhand that can come open with a much better story for that game
Like much better like tie-ins to the main games
You know like I don't know
I feel like just playing and I'm having all these ideas on like the game never does it in those things so
No, nevermind.
He was a passion project, but I'm not sure I felt that passion coming through.
I'm not.
No.
I never saw Athena or any of the gods, really, all that.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
There, there, there, there.
Why?
There.
Oh, where's the other one?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh.
Oh.
All done.
Never again.
We're supposed to get here, flipping right!
Open really bad!
I can't wait to see you.
Here we go, here we go.
Help us, take this jumpbox, please.
I got this, just go and kill him. Let's take this one, please.
You make the rat win for it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I love it!
I'll add it here.
I don't know, like I'm watching, Carolina.
I don't think I've seen this, that's cool.
I think that's the fuck that's right off.
I don't think you're like, you know how you run around and you want to do all the
side objectives.
I honestly feel like rushing the missions like this and doing them as fast as possible.
Probably the best for actually making a difference.
I'll use all my grenades.
I'm gonna get him.
If you try to help him, that's something like how long he can explore up.
I'm in good tone.
I don't believe he's damn tough.
That's really funny.
This game is pretty cool.
That's a big boom.
I heard him getting the hit.
He's dead.
I'm trying to keep him.
I'm trying to keep him.
Right.
I'm going to give it to him.
It happened this time. It was so much stuff coming back.
Yeah.
It happened.
Just takes it.
It's up, I flames. That's going to be good.
It's a good use.
It's up to your vote.
I was going to say they reduced the boss spawns like milk.
three yeah sometimes I like to dump them on you. I don't know if the defend the flag ones, those are the crazy ones, man. Those are the really nutty ones
Just trying to make our percentage like God, and Wargame was boring as for them
It's a little 90
Seems like the trend on this planet. It was like 58 when we started and now it's like 59
It's the most fun. It's also the hardest by you. Yeah, those missions are rough, man. Those ones are rough.
I still don't know. Like the turrets of the defense seem like the best cut on that one. But yeah, still.
What do you do?
Yeah, I didn't really care for the new god of war game very much. I had fun playing it, but yeah, just not very good.
Alright. Well, GG guys, think I'm gonna do it for me.
Thanks for playing fun place in Helldivers made our difference on a made a difference on
Cyberstand for a bit hey, quarterback. Thank you for the sub appreciate it guys. Thank you
Thanks for watching. Thank you. It's raining. I hope you guys enjoyed this train. We back streaming tomorrow. Hopefully. I will see you guys then
Let's get on somebody who is streaming. Let's go read somebody. I see you guys next time
See you where are we going this evening
Let's see
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