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RE8 Hardest difficulty - VILLAGE OF SHADOWS - I have no ammo and nothing dies
02-21-2026 · 7h 58m
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Yo, what's up guys, how's it going, good morning, happy Saturday, hope you guys are all doing
well.
What's up everybody, we are jumping in today to our Resident Evil 8, we are playing Resident
on the highest difficulty which is a village of shadows difficulty and it's
been it's definitely been an experience so far very little ammo and everything is
insanely tanky we did manage to clear out the Dimitresk castle we got past
that part but it has been it's been a journey so far how are you guys all
I'll do it, good morning.
Doc Holliday, thank you for the 70 months.
I really appreciate that, thank you Doc Holliday.
Get back in.
Last thing we did was we defeated Dimitresk.
It took all of my ammo and then inevitably
what I had to do was I had no ammo at all.
Oh, hang on.
And I had no ammo of any kind and at the end
I had to knife her to kill her.
So yeah, that was fun.
And we're back.
But if you know of things that I may have missed or if you know things by the way by all means feel free to tell me
This is not like I have played this game before
anything anything
I've got to worry about that
No, hell yeah
The reason why I asked to is that there's easy to miss shit in this game like sometimes of like oh
You didn't kill that fish in that cave. Oh
Oh, I'm sorry. You missed out on a max health upgrade like that kind of shit and there's no way to go back
Like yeah
There is shit like that in this game
You put ari8 and third person I fuck with it for a few seconds and I was like this is terrible and I stopped it
Third person for resneval 8 just feels like wrong
Oh speaking of fish.
I am going to kill you inevitably.
There we go.
Fish.
fish okay there we go fish um did I sleep okay I slept okay yeah that's
I'm pretty good because it no the fish
Flipped okay. Got to sleep in just like a tiny bit today. Feels good
Arphys even sub dude. Thank you Arphys
A little bit of extra sleep helped out a lot
Yeah, we did have a nice breakfast
Chummer, thank you for that tier three
We should not thank you Chummer
Thank you Chummer for the tier three that you are fisting you deadly Bob Ross
I mean, we await the light at the end in life and in death glory to Mother Miranda.
Hey, remember me?
I almost died of the castle.
Tell me, what is going on around here?
I almost died!
Can a man be almost dead?
That's a question for the wise.
You know what I mean, and I still haven't found Rose.
Where did Mother Miranda take her?
You're too late!
Or maybe almost too late.
The child will be sacrificed, life or life.
What kind of sick medieval shit is this?
She's just a baby.
The crests of the four bloodlines may open the path you seek.
Will you please stop talking, you riddles?
I just want to find my daughter.
daughter
Wait a second that's familiar hey hey wait
Can't ever shoot I say gold medal game tomorrow at 8 a.m.
I probably won't watch it, but the Umbrella Corp logo is there too.
Winky.
I'll probably be either with my kids or asleep.
Uh, you just curling just lost bronze to Canada.
Oh, was Canada cheating again or?
You got penalized for all that foring a fight in Mugenics did you really?
I didn't get caught this time.
I had a gun, I'd be shooting these birds, um, actually can make a little bit of ammo.
There we go.
Now we can shoot the birds again.
I don't look really familiar.
I'm playing Battle Bros later today. I've been playing offline.
I want to break in a minute here there. It's pretty good for the steam deck.
This is for you!
maybe I'll upgrade the capacity on this one I mean there's no way I can fight
right now and I see a lot of enemies we call there was like a stealth kill in
this game I don't think that's an option though
Arion help Jalali take the sub Arthur Yins take the sub for fuck's sake Ethan
maybe if you started asking about the green M&M the witch might have told you
something useful you stupid fuck
Oh, wow.
Good start.
Uh, Arthur Yen is taking the sub.
Appreciate it, dude. Thank you very much.
The enemies are slide-canceling.
Ahhhh!
I'm bummed.
Damn it.
Okay, so we died.
Um...
I think this seems like a runaway situation, since I have no ammo.
Uh, Herman Radical, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it, thank you very much.
Yeah, definitely a runaway situation.
Alright, well, that's a lot easier than fighting him, I guess.
There you are. I had a feeling you would pop up here.
It was all worthless. Is that so? I assume you've picked up something of value.
Not sure if it's a value, but...
Why, you have your daughter right in your own hands. What do you say?
Take a close-up.
That flask seems to contain her head.
It's stupid.
Don't say another word.
This is impossible.
This just can't be.
Your daughter's essence is still intact.
Her powers are truly unique.
Who could even do this?
She can be saved you know saved
From this
Are you insane as a house with a red chimney on the western side of the village?
Go and seek out the man who lives there and we can continue our conversation
Quit holding out and get to the damn point. You don't have to trust my words
But do you have any better options?
It's like he forgot all of his evil sevens.
I
They think like put two and two together right like
My wife is really weird she was she was a mold person right ah
Crystal Dimitres 25k it's a little sad to see this one go
Let's see, ooh, recipe for pipe bombs.
We'll take the recipe for pipe bombs.
And I'm not sure the case matters.
I could improve my...
I might wait on the case a little bit.
I'll say this whole damn thing is like a resource management puzzle like and it's scary because
you never know if you're going to make a wrong decision here, right?
Um, Ethan, this can't be possible.
also even puts his hand back on like a lego piece that's a really good point
As we're back in old shitty village
The birds die because these birds are loaded with cash
Uh, I don't know. There's like something. Um
Ah
I wonder if this was supposed to be a long stuff
We're saying that apparently a 1.8 awong was supposed to be in this game.
What's up dirty Dan, how's it going?
Okay, it says there's something else in here.
Ah!
Can you explain how this relates again to Resident Evil 1 through 4?
Um, so this takes place like way after the events of Resident Evil one and stuff, I guess,
if, if we're looking at like a timeline, uh, later on, I believe in this game, you find
out that, uh, the guy who built the guy who founded the umbrella corporation and the
guy that um like built the mansion and started the t-virus shit and all that other stuff like
he worked with the main antagonist of this game and like this is where he got like his
ideas and shit from um that's like a way later you find this shit out
Chicken.
Chicken.
Ultri. That sounds absurdly stupid. Well, I mean, I don't think people, I can't imagine
People play Resident Evil for the truly immersive character building storytelling.
It's fine that it's science fiction and scoopy, but I feel like it's constantly
it constantly like retcons and characters suddenly become superheroes.
And then they're not.
So it's kind of hard to take it seriously a little bit.
Yeah, I'm sure somebody does.
We got the chicken like the sum of the dialogue is like calling it be movie is like it's
it's even beyond be movie, right?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Resident Boogie Man, thank you very much.
You ever watched the animated Resident Evil movies? I have not.
Make it so.
He's his necklace.
Excuse me, I'm coming through.
Uh, glad I came back here.
Uh, Oatski, thank you for the sub.
I appreciate that.
Uh, Otsuki, thank you for this up. I appreciate that, sir. Thank you very much.
How's it going, dude?
Oh, okay. So we got that.
It's been letting me know that the game that was the inspiration for Resident Evil.
What was the game that was the inspiration for Resident Evil?
Banjo you're looking forward to cyberpunk. I'm kind of neutral going in
I'm definitely not like dreading it if that's your question
Some some marbles games I am dreading this one I am not dreading
Put an animal body.
Did I land mine in Kingdom Hearts 3?
has chosen Kingdom Hearts 3.
I played cyberbong for the first time.
Incomplete chalice.
Okay, I'll say nothing in here.
There's like, if I'm remembering this game right, there's like mini bosses later, where
if you kill them, you get like a lot of money, but they're also like insanely tanky.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's gonna be worth it to fight them on this difficulty.
I'm not sure.
I guess we'll have to play it by ear on that one so this door is locked
Another lockpick door.
And same as understatement, um, so another two lockpick doors and, uh, I'm not sure
Maybe I missed something.
Did I lose like a house with a red, a red chimney or something?
Right?
Yeah, bleach dispenser is a bot.
What's the words always that big?
Where are the words always that big in this game?
Uh, yes.
I don't know where the game is.
I heard a streamer that was blogging with was blockchain.
He had to take the long way around.
Who would have thought that hole in the stable walls would come in handy?
The hole in the stable walls.
So where's the stable?
Is this a stable?
Looks like a stable.
Bleach dispenser fucked your wife, huh, damn you?
Ah, yeah, this, I mean, here we go.
it's up
That's waste of ammo there.
Uh, extended this thing with the sub. Yeah, let's give you just run back, you can just
de-spawn him.
Gaze, man!
I don't even think we care if we die here.
How many resources can I spend on one fucking guy?
You know what, actually let's go restart, let's go restart that one.
Lot of resources we spent on this.
There we go.
So we're going to run in and then we're going to run back, we're going to run this
way to de-spawn this guy.
This mode is bullshit as I said, there was one moment in particular that was like abysmal.
It was so bad.
It was the first fight against the vampire daughter, Demetrae's first daughter.
They locked you in a closet with her with two other zombies and you have no ammo, you
have nothing and nothing is dying.
That part was abysmal.
Everything after that has been like fine.
That part was really bad though.
I was like, I was really like thinking like, man, I don't think I can do this actually.
Like I don't think that this is possible.
Okay, so we know there's another guy here.
Can we despawn this guy too?
What's my favorite Resident Evil game?
I love Resident Evil 1.
Uh...
I'm also a big fan of 4 Remake.
Love Resident Evil 4 Remake.
I eventually got it, if you mean you gotta be...
I had to play with it for a while, but we eventually didn't get it.
4 Remake is awesome, uh, 7 is great.
Looks like this guy, maybe we can't despawn this guy.
much better than last time we did not use all of our heels in 40 rounds much better that's
That's why we reset.
Who is your favorite?
I do like the Resident Evil 2 remake a lot, absolutely.
I think overall the entire franchise is remarkably, remarkably consistent at making some pretty
fucking awesome games.
It has its ups and downs, but it's overall very good.
My only requiem on the hardest difficulty, we'll see what difficulty is available.
I have a lot of shotgun shells now.
I kinda, I kinda wanna keep going and see if there's another shotgun being offered later on, but maybe I can't afford you. I have seven, ten shotgun shells.
Maybe I, maybe I can't afford to. I might need it, actually.
All the Resident Evil games are really good gameplay.
Zero is the hardest. I have played Resident Evil Zero. I have. Uh, I don't like it.
Look out window.
So, let's see.
This one's 130, and this other handgun is 160, significantly more powerful than the other one.
This is the magic gate of de-spawning.
I have a feeling they're not going to de-spawn all of those enemies.
It's the magical de-spawn gate.
I don't think it's gonna happen though.
Okay.
Some of the kind of guy who likes Cove Veronica, I did play Cove Veronica, and I fucking hate
that game.
No.
I think it had some okay ideas.
Some okay parts.
no way you can there's no way you can like over on it very much unless you were
on the back of that plane isn't it a boss we're in the back of the plane and the
guy that there's no way to dodge anything he does and it like one shot to
you like fuck that shit that shit so that that shit was so ass so garbage
I
Was a shotgun
Ow
Me.
You enjoy playing a dream game?
The funny thing was that my co-veronicas that I also rented it on my Dreamcast, and I remember
liking it at the time.
I didn't beat it, but I remember like, yeah, this is cool.
I kind of want to buy this game.
And uh, yeah, I've been playing it as an adult and beating it and I was like, man, this
shit is terrible.
Kind of a different experience at that point.
A little lock-back.
it says there's something in here still I don't know what or where
Move for like a crystal or something.
Uh, no, I've never really played the original RE2.
Okay now this guy over here.
guys over here.
Bro, it's almost like things kind of almost die.
I know years. Thanks for the streams and community Bob crazy
Long line at the Arby's drive-through. Thank you for the 60 months. We should that thank you long line
I
It's funny how when you walk past a certain point, things just disappear, it's just like
out of existence
And then they come right back shit
large crystal
I was really sad of the new resneedle game. I believe it comes out this coming Friday,
six days from now. Very soon.
Hmm. Oh, there we go. Pipe bomb. Nice.
Yeah, hopefully it's gonna be good.
The spoilers falling around.
Yeah, I have no doubt. There's always something.
I can't say like I care that much about the story.
I
Or wing keys better see the Duke again
Why barn hate story? Uh, it's not that I don't, I thought that I, I don't hate the story of Resident Evil.
I actually feel like they could tell good stories in the world of Resident Evil.
I just can't say like I'm, I don't know how particularly engaged I am like with the overall plot.
Because it seems like no matter what happens, somebody from Umbrella Corporation is going to try to make a new.
And there's something else is gonna get out, you know, like I don't know
It feels more or less like the same thing is gonna happen and repeat forever
I feel like compelling stories typically have like beginning middle and end they don't just it's almost like a sitcom where
Or like, you know, TV shows like they'll just keep coming up with more reasons like I don't know
That's one of the things that makes Breaking Bad, like compared to other TV shows special,
is that they had the end in mind from the beginning, you know, like they were going somewhere.
And they have like, that's what they were trying to do from the very beginning.
Compared to other shows where the idea is just like to just keep it going for all
and turn to you. Hey, George.
I don't know, I like Resident Evil.
I like the gameplay. I'm not the
story is just a secondary concern
of Resident Evil for me, though.
I guess we've been in here.
Oh, so I'll have a lock thing, though.
Hello, George.
Hi, you're calling me hello.
Hey, Bear.
I don't know if I want to reload the shotgun in case we can buy a better one or something.
Uh, is there something on the way, this was the way to the castle.
There's something on the way to the castle now
No, let me go save her. Hey Bob
Pickle night, thank you for the sub appreciate that sir. Thank you very much
Ah, I knew there was something, okay, we got more fish
more fish
cact-claw debuff minus 10 focus
Or fish
Enemy chaser, thank you for the sub pickle night. Thank you for the sub. Thank you guys. Thank you very much
Chat
Right!
I found these feathers.
Now tell me how to fix this like you said you would.
Settle down.
First, you must use that key and collect all of your little roses flats.
Where are the rest of them?
There are four in total.
You have the one.
And the other lords have the rest.
Mother Miranda is the cold, calculating ruler of this village.
Four Lords serve under her.
The first you've already met, the Lady Demetresque.
The second lives deep in a valley of mist, the Dollmaker, Donna Benaviento.
One of her playmates have ever come back from that dang cold estate.
The thick boy.
The third is Morrow, a being of twisted flesh that lives in the reservoir past the windmills.
He said that he is not the only monster that lives in those waters.
The fourth and most dangerous is Heisenberg.
He works in his factory on the village outskirts and the project
Let's just say parts of the human imagination are better left alone
Smacker, thank you for the 47 months really appreciate that thing smacker
Pet George if you truly wish to save your daughter you must first gather the four flasks
I'll do you a personal favor. I've marked the Lord's locations on your map
Some treasures still work in this village. I'm sure each one will prove of great use to you
Soup lintel. Thank you for 25 months
It's all part of our first-class customer service
This is my first place here. I've played this game before but never on Village of Shadows difficulty
You wish to make a purchase
I have you find some quality ingredients and bring them to me
The Duke's kitchen, okay, so
Health slightly increases permanently so now we can actually make some of this stuff
damage taken when guarding decreases permanently
Choose a recipe
Let's get cooking.
Health has increased.
So I can't make this one or this one.
I want to say that was the only thing I can make. I can almost make that one.
I need more of this. We're pretty close on this one.
I need more fish poultry and meat for this one
And we need juicy game for that one
Let's go buy the bigger case
I think we can sell this
See crystal crystal maybe a night we're gonna wait to sell that one
As always, a trustworthy fax, Jake.
Can I do something with the teddy bear?
I don't know if you could like rip it open or something.
I don't know.
Are they making us another cyberpunk game, are they?
They are making another one?
Okay, so I think we're going to sell this gun.
Uh, yeah, you the lemmy.
Yeah, there's really no reason for us to keep this thing at all.
We can sell this one.
You no longer need this?
And uh...
It cost me 10k to upgrade the power on this one.
Um...
Yeah, let's go and do that.
Hey!
Gaze!
I don't know if we get a better shotgun soon or something, I don't know.
Alright, we'll save.
use the bullets first yeah I think I did lose some bullets from that yeah I it's
so stupid I wish I could like if they're using the same kind of ammunition
why couldn't I like unload the bullets right but that's just I guess that's
just video game logic for you right we're gonna do
Is my cat destroying my office now?
He's just farting around.
At least the gun doesn't jam and I guess good point.
I know for a fact there's still like items, there might even be fish over here.
There were a lot of enemies here too.
Uh, locks.
I got no idea on this one.
Uh, any ideas on which key is this?
Ah.
Necklace stone.
Uh, yeah, we're playing on Village of Shadows difficulty, that's right.
So, we need some kind of crank to get over there.
Later on there's a boat too, but I don't think we can do anything yet.
Okay.
What am I going to play Returnal next?
I don't know, we'll see.
I'd say right now I don't really have a lot of plans to play Returnal at this point.
Uh, as well as just having difficulty harder than the Randomizer, I've never done
a Residual 8 Randomizer, so I don't have an answer for you on that one.
Ah, yes, yes.
Uh, Barb is capable of things in this mode I didn't think were possible.
I think it's, uh, it's gonna get, it might get a little easier as time goes on, but we'll
see.
I think probably we just sell the teddy bear.
And buy a guy with.
I don't know if we get a better shotgun.
We'll just upgrade the shotgun for now.
I don't know if we get a better one for a while, actually.
Till next week.
Hmm?
Uh, is there a key in the necklace and Louise's necklace?
Oh, Luisa's key, huh?
There was a key.
It's not Luisa's key that opens this up, is it?
You love the Battle Brothers content, you bought the game yesterday, nice.
Oh, it is Louise's keep
Caesar's goblets
Do I have an idea when I'll start cyberpunk no not today or tomorrow
Maybe a little while I will play
One of the four founders.
Now this is something to splurge on.
Do let me know if you find anything else of...
...value.
Uh, I wonder if I can even access some of these other treasures right now.
I wish I could find some more of these animals too.
Um...
Uh, this has just poultry over there. I don't know how to reach that one yet.
Um...
I can't go that way.
Riverbank treasure house so we can't go back to Dimitra says there was a treasure over
there somewhere is there a way is there a way back in there later on yeah I saw that
it was on sale. Yeah, I'll I'll get to it. You liked it back when you played it. So
it'll be so this path is blocked. And go that way. We got that chicken. This is a
Fallow plot area. I don't know how to reach that chicken. Maybe around the church over this one
Hey boys
You got the chicken up there, what about this chicken though?
There's a lake at the cross-up. Before you meet Redfoot, there's a lake you have to go
because you can't go back. Yeah, you know, it's so annoying. Like, this game really did
not need those, like, invisible walls shut behind you. You can't go back. Very, very
annoying decision on their part. Ethan can't like fully look down. Kind of annoying. You
have a subjective question. Okay, even Nintendo has the sauce for a Mario Galaxy 3. Um, I think
a lot of the same people who worked on Mario Galaxy and Mario Odyssey like exists. And
they're they're still there. Now they're probably working on a million different things, but
might just not be that. I think the real answer here is that those talented people that like
make those awesome video games happen, they take orders from people who are not talented.
They take orders from people who say, you make this now and we pay you.
And that's it.
So it's not really in their hands.
Does that make sense?
I still can't go this way.
I don't think there's a way right now to get over here.
Kind of want to go back this way real quick though.
As a non, right.
So like you may be the most like look at look at Expedition 33.
Like a game that people like people, instant classic, people love it.
Game of the year.
The only way they could make a game like that was to jettison
themselves from the larger parent company and go their own way.
Right.
So
Thank you for the raid I Wiley Bombie think the raid man
Appreciate dude. I wish he was good
We go while you're playing wings of the you're pretty pretty far into it when I saw
How has wings of ebony?
I thought you're missing homeowner I've joined us we are playing resident evil
eight on the highest difficulty.
Fuck.
Fuck those eyes.
Fuck those gargles.
When at least you're done mushroom.
No way.
You didn't finish.
There's no way you're going to be cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder.
Malaga, Tony.
Malaga round was so in a story and Dr.
Marmoset.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it.
Dude.
Thank you very much.
So with you as long as I keep the whole of the house key, please find
me if you need it about Joseph Simon Benaviento's gardener.
I show selection. Are the houses like marked?
Good to find Joseph Simon's house to get the key to this
place.
The lockpick.
Oh, did I plan something like match the gathering?
No.
I don't.
That's the dolls gardener.
So do we like, maybe we come back here like way later to get inside the house or something?
We can't do it now.
Well we don't.
Oh I'm glad we came back here.
I ran out of here as fast as I could because I was running for my fucking life.
And now I think we can go access all of these other wells now and go open and see what's
in these.
You called a plumber to your home lately?
I'm a historian, thank you for the sub, thank you for the gift sub.
Well, we'll...
Ah!
So, combine that with that.
Let me go...
There's another well over there.
I kind of like the the.
The treasure from Resident Evil 4 remake where it's like kind of like a little minigame
to try to maximize how much money you get from it.
I like that minigame.
I think you are in the lockpick, uh, so there was a, uh, there's a lockpick drawer in here.
Who just said inspire?
You have no interest in buying it because you're being hard to watch.
didn't know what I was looking at. Sniper Rifle ammo. I think there was another lock
pick way back there. I can see Slayer's Fire being as bad. I think it would get
Worse the faster the person played and slay the spire like if they were playing really fast also
That would make it harder to watch would imagine
It's it's kind of ridiculous
Especially the early game thing is that this difficulty was apparently intended for new game plus
So when you start meeting enemies right off the bat, they're like
Like you're basically never gonna kill an enemy.
I think I shot, there's an enemy early on in the game
and I shot him in the head like 20 times
and he didn't die.
So yeah, you have to kinda know
what to do and what not to do a little bit.
I guess we use both those lockpicks to finish this up.
Okay, so I think we did a decent job clearing out the town.
I think this one I can't get into.
I don't know if I can make it over here though.
It says water wheel weapon.
I don't know if I can get in here right now though.
I'm not sure I can access that, so we may have to come back to that later.
Georgie!
Oh, there's another water wheel over here apparently.
You're going to love shooting Heisenberg for 20 minutes, yeah, I can't wait.
of
Wow!
Yeah
Wow, this is dumb.
oh my god the pig uh so this is
like a mega pig apparently and the birds are also a big problem here
I
Resident evil
Love you guys love resident evil
In the Resident Evil universe, are guns just not very powerful?
Like is this like an alternate reality where like they didn't figure out like guns or something?
Like we're firing tic-tacs in the world.
In the Resident Evil world, it's not the BB guns.
Wait, how did I have five pipe bombs last time?
Did they come from the well?
Oh, that's what it is.
I wonder if those wings, if it's worth it to kill the flying enemies, because those wings are, I don't know how much those wings get you.
five
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you're the best bar thanks for doing what you do you have no idea how many of us you
help man oh oh else LS thank you for the sub very kind of pig is really
hogging all the ammo
Hop on the stream and the first thing I see is barb headshot Wilbur.
uh
uh it my fault thank you for the sub appreciate it dude thank you very much
Okay, we got that, got the quality meat.
I'm normal difficulty, those guys take two handgun shots, yeah.
The way I imagine it is that the game will get easier the farther we go.
Like as we get more and more upgrades to our guns, like it'll kind of even out a little bit more.
But we'll see.
I'm really not looking forward to fighting the fish boss.
Not looking forward to that at all.
Ah, yes, yes.
Yeah, the last boss is probably gonna be really tough too. So I could get this one. I
Can't quite get this one. I need more meat, but this one is damage taken when guarding decreases permanently
I think that this is probably worth it to get this one
Yeah, I don't know what we're gonna do at some point in the morrow fight
Like, will you just eventually just run out of ammo or does the game like make more ammo for you or I don't know?
Just to find out one way or the other.
Just a wing.
Okay, we need the head. We can sell the goat.
Make it so.
Do let me know if you find anything else of value.
Uh, Datatron, thank you for the 52 months, I really appreciate that, thank you Datatron.
Speedrun stacks a bunch of mines to kill him, yeah, we may want to be making like a fuck
a lot of landmines for him or something I don't know
Big datatron?
Think about it, I spent like 10 bullets to kill one of those bird guys and I shoot, I
just shoot an actual crow and I get more money than I get for the wing.
I should, I should just shoot real birds.
What?
Ethan.
Come with me.
There's something I have to tell you.
Mia?
There's a cage in the trees?
Did I pass one?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
There's a cage in the trees, and I pass one?
Fuck.
HAHAHAHAH
What are those smells?
They're different.
Ethan, you have to fix her.
What the hell is this?
So, nothing I can do here yet.
Am I losing it?
Give up your memories.
photo. Sure. Cyberponga, we'll see how it goes.
What's going on?
This place was so uncomfortable, it was the best part of the game.
Five game ever made.
Wow. I praise.
A lot of grunting to open a door.
the heavy door
Okay.
The back over here we missed.
It's a normal door, you're just weak.
Yeah, I kind of imagine Ethan's a bit like Homer Simpson where he's weak, but he just
stands there and he can take a beating like nobody else.
So he just tires everybody out.
All right Homer throw a punch
Okay, well, that definitely feels like I missed something.
Is there a motion where I think I turned it off?
Should be off.
Okay, uh, what am I missing?
I'm getting 15 inches of snow tomorrow, damn, I'm jealous.
Love the snow.
Oh, sorry.
Ah.
It's no as great when you work from home.
The last bits are melting now it's been uh, it was like 70 it was I think it was recorded here in Charlotte to be 80 degrees
Yesterday, and we're gonna drop back down to the lows in the 20s in the next couple days. So
It's typical North Carolina bullshit
Yeah, yeah.
I've been waiting for so long, I think I'm much better than Rose.
Please, won't you stay with me forever?
What?
What?
Where's my gun?
Ethan has never understood anything ever what? Huh?
It's locked
Yeah, Ethan and Rio would get along pretty well
Winding key.
Uh, it's not a gloar, but I see is used almost identically.
Blood covered ring.
I remember there being something really sneaky here if I recall, right?
I don't remember what it was though.
Fetal Zombie is your favorite?
Yeah, I don't recall why, I have no idea what it is.
I
sort of recall the first time Kaden and I felt our girls kicking.
It was a special moment.
The dreaded eye puzzle stuck here.
It wasn't like I was stuck and I didn't understand it.
It was something that I didn't know I could interact with and the game had kind of like
hidden it from me if I remember right.
And it's possible I might have missed it again honestly.
Thanks for 48 amazing months and one mediocre month. I won't say which one.
Qmarsh, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it, thank you very much. Thank you, Qmarsh.
At least we got a tool to get something out of its mouth.
What a normal thing to have on the table.
Ah, is there something over here?
There's a door and I'm not gonna open it.
Ah, let's see.
The ring is filthy with blood.
Watch the blood off.
Finger sweep dumbass doesn't take an ENT course.
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Fifth day of the 29 month members Europe
No one's part of the game once honestly never seen him disturbed before
Dude, was you scared of me this far, dude?
Why is this here?
Ah, so not the key.
We have the winding key though, right?
Ah, let's see.
No, uh, what do I do wrong here?
I still know.
There we go.
It's gonna be for me those games and weeping angel stuff where things move when you, where
things move where you don't look at them.
I think like small creepy moments are more effective at creating like a scary environment
them like big like rawr here comes a monster kind of deal like I like him
visage when like you look over and the grandma's like looking around the corner
at you and then she like goes away like that kind of shit I like
there's a dungeon vampire as an evil is the same as a giant baby in death
That's real hell resident evil.
Bill.
Big scary monster is not super effective for me most of the time.
You play Mortuary Assistant?
I did.
Yeah, the problem with Mortuary Assistant is that while I was working, the game was trying
to scare me and I didn't even notice it.
I think there was one point in Mortuary Assistant where I was working on the buddy and I was
like, everybody's working for the weekend.
The monster's right there and I don't even see it.
I'm just like, everybody's working over time.
I just like completely miss it.
You want a piece of my heart?
Uh, Rose's best friend.
She really likes this fairy tale.
George, uh, a wedding gift from grandma.
That'd be best, right?
The guy with headphones doesn't notice the murder behind him.
That's a cat on her side of a ass cuz he like he wants something from me
He wants to scratch me and do shit, but then he doesn't want to come up. He just wants to keep scratching me
He's mostly the scratching me
So, save.
So, it'll be a cat for just one day.
Last medallion.
One of them was three eyes closed, right?
I can't just say face this morning it was funny as fuck save face what's your cat do
You're playing the Star Trek game, are you enjoying it?
Joker's Lacky, thank you to the sub, shit dude, break your bones.
I
Think your Joker's like he pretty good dude
I would say Ethan has the intelligence of an eight-year-old. He's pretty statically
pretty firm on that.
I
I need a fuse.
Ah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
All babies are beautiful.
Let's up, uh, ultimate dirt power you.
It's all in Ethan's head.
Yeah, like none of this is actually happening, right?
Oh
There's
Uh, does no one somebody calls your baby cute?
ugly. Ugly babies everywhere. I will say though, I don't, I don't, when I look at babies, I'm
not like, oh, what an ugly baby. But I do have the thought like my babies are better.
I definitely have that thought.
Oh yeah, yeah, your baby's pretty nice.
Mine's better, though.
so loud before that it like I feel like it caused some kind of ear damage like
this is nowhere near as loud as that when I was a kid my dad's screaming a lot in
the store I was behind and said that lady is I'll be the one behind us my dad
said he was so embarrassed
yeah they do
This part is pretty cool
Well, like this game or Silent Hill F better, I like this game better than Silent Hill F.
No question.
I like this game.
I like this game.
I think it's very damp.
Ah, you think mold people exist?
Plenty of guys you believe in the moon too
Oh
Fuck you monster
His fingers never showed a chance
Oh god.
I'm never going to get on the team.
Stupid idiot.
Like you friends!
I've only got this part a bit harder for me in the past.
It's over.
I've gotten a lot harder time finding the last doll before.
Cause if you choose wrong, you're kinda screwed man.
I'll make things right.
Combine with the four-wing key.
Okay.
Uh, oh.
And the dog.
Now we're good.
Alrighty.
Um, I guess she was some kind of psychic puppeteer of some kind.
Hello, John Mario Kart.
I think I'm here to part of the Resilient Valoran world with all the insane mechanical
puzzle bits like what?
It's like an alternate reality where guns fire tic-tacs and everybody has maps of
their house and every house has like 20 keys. It's like a different culture.
Even confirmed that I kind of he said, who builds this shit?
I do not have a detailed map of my house order. I have you know
elaborate puzzles to open up a safe with another key inside of it
Ted with double D's thank you for the gift sub Eddie D do thank you for the sub
Appreciate that. Thank you very much
You know animal motif keys
Okay, so I think there might be like a bird key, a bird, a bird cage around here somewhere
I see one over there.
Oh
Let's see
This does 760 and
720 so this shotgun is better than that shotgun
Not by much but it is better
Nothing better to get ready for a slow storm than a barbed street.
I thought I picked up a landmine, but I'm not.
Okay, I'm beginning to think this is a runaway situation.
This is a runaway, this is a lot of ammo and a lot of shit.
I think this is a runaway situation here.
We can't fight this.
There's no way.
Wait, I spent how many pipe bombs, shotgun shells, pistol, like, no, we gotta run away
here.
Uh, far and thick for 76 months.
We do need the shotgun, but yeah.
Because you do have to fight.
this time the enemies aren't even here okay weird this game is strange what a weird game
shooters and buying mag size to reload guns yeah we're gonna have to do that for sure
I
Excuse me
Excuse me
of a strange bird. I think we may have to shoot that bird so we can eat it.
So that's the key into the house that we saw earlier and I'm guessing that's gonna get
us the ball for this.
No, I've never played this differently before.
I always avoided it because I heard it was like really terrible.
Is there another bird cage back over here or something?
I've got another bird cage back.
No, I've never played this difficulty before.
Ah, I see one.
Someone here?
Missed a couple birdcages apparently.
Ah.
Here's a game that's terrible, doesn't it anyway?
I am excited for Resident Evil 9, yes.
excited. Thank you Farrens for the sub. Good to do.
Okey-dokey.
Hey buddy.
Uh, so we need more poultry meat for all these.
please do take a look at my new stock Donna's creepy-ass doll and miss Madalina
miss Angie just adorable porcelain dolls are very popular you know I could
sell the shotgun but it has some shotgun shells in it so I think I'll wait on
on that
to buy the recipe for explosive rounds and the recipe for fly i doubt we're gonna
make any but i'll buy it anyway the recipe for it
uh... i don't do i have any do i even have any bullets in my shop okay you know i
have no bullets in my sniper rifle might be a good time to upgrade the
capacity on it. There we go. And we have to go back to the house.
We have a luthier's key, let's go save it.
The GM 79 would be nice.
Which one's the GM 79?
Oh good, I was just thinking of ways to pass the time.
Yeah, I don't know which one that is.
The Bowser house?
Is it a big booba Amazon sell live?
No, no.
All the grenade launcher, yeah, we don't have that yet.
Okay, so we want to go back to that house real quick
Juicy game.
Two leadership of the bottles go flat too fast.
This guy hates birds.
Alright, so we got the juicy game over there.
We're trying to get back to that house over there.
I don't know if I can go this way actually go like the other one what the fuck
How's your guys Saturday going? How are you guys all?
You guys hanging in there today
I'm filled with despair.
A common affliction that many people forget about is that of the warehouse.
Turning into a house every full moon is a long and painful process.
My affliction is also uncommon.
I can't stop thinking about her green candy-coated decadent shell.
Uh, I'll burrow a child, thank you for the bits.
Clean around did dishes, now you chill, nice, nice.
There we go
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Stop beating M&Ms the green ones always taste salty
Steel, Russell, Vagger, and F2 Rifle.
I think later on there is a better rifle, is there not?
Oh, that's a shotgun. Why does it not look like the rifle at all?
There's something else in here somewhere.
Hmm
That's it uh main freak. Thank you very much. Ah hang on
Yellow quartz got it now we're good. Thanks so much main freak appreciate it dude. How's it going?
And now we're going to- can you let me why isn't it able to protect that serious injury
like losing a hand and it's no big deal to stitch it back on?
Well, number one it's a video game, so.
ignoring that like what's the in-law explanation the in-law explanation is
that Ethan is actually dead and he has he's like a mold man what does that mean
the antagonists and the friend Resonate will seven Evelyn had powers that like
turn dudes in the mold so like you know you sit down and at dinner and he like
the the dad chops off the hand of the Sun and then later his hand is back on
like basically you're one of them basically does that make more sense
you are one of them the difference is is that you are you still retain like
your free will I suppose because they were all slaves to Evelyn's will but for some reason
you have your own free will I guess it might be a better question why does Ethan still have
his free will I guess I don't know maybe that's a better question well like but even
Even when he was dead, but even early on he still had his free will, right?
Because in Resident Evil 7, why isn't he just another part of the family, right?
Yeah, so the question is, is he too stupid to be taken over?
Oh
Bro, there's no way in hell it's going to be worthwhile to fight this thing, right?
Maybe he wasn't close enough, long enough, I guess so.
Just beat Zexion, fuck that final boss, Zexion's so cool though, right?
The game's like, here's three handgun bullets, thanks, game.
Oh yeah, Zexion's way better than, uh, God of War 2D, yeah.
Uh, Zexion.
Z-E-X-I-O-N.
here chickens
two
Well, then if I got you got you mama again, yeah, is that the
Which is the civ that says got you mama again
We have to go by the giant grave site. What am I trying to do there?
Okay, so there were chickens on the other side here, but I don't see a mechanical door.
I don't...
Can I not even open this door yet?
i may not be able to open that door yet
uh... okay there's
there are the chickens
And we need some kind of other item, okay, got you
We Samo gets a generous properties what you do going back there probably I
Wanted to see if I could get the chickens
Just so you know, I am only here for more you. Anyway, take my sub-core and fuck you
chance.
Ah, Barley Dry, they've been here for the six months.
Where the hell am I going?
Where am I actually going dude? I don't even know. I have no idea where I'm going.
They just want pets.
Hang on, can I zoom out?
Yeah, I feel like I'm trying to go south, right?
That's where I'm trying to go.
I don't even know he's dead.
It's a retro, I think, with a bit.
I
Think it's a retro appreciate it man
What oh man
And...
How can they see with the fur covering their eyes? Like those dogs with the really smoochy dogs?
Those dogs are so cute, dude, with like the...
Like their faces.
What are those dogs, chat?
It's like you have to pull their skin back so they can even see.
I love those dogs.
No, not shits you.
Sharpey?
No, I mean, I guess bassidons are kind of like that, right?
It's the kind of dog that where like their face has big folds of skin and like they you can barely see their eyes
But if you pull back like the folds of their skin like it like that. Yeah, it must be sharp a it's probably that one
It's a big dog, maybe a chow chow, maybe.
uh patrolling the entrance down here man
that's where i'm trying to get right ahead of me
Yeah, like he's just patrolling in front of it.
Okay, good
No dog can resist begging strips.
I mean it couldn't Ethan theoretically like chop off like a finger and use it as bait
Like he's fine, right?
The point of this game, to run around and kill nothing?
Ha ha ha ha.
So, uh, we're playing on the uh, the absolute
highest difficulty, and uh, yeah.
Bro!
Why are the pigs so fucking tanky?
Jesus man.
The knife is trash in this game.
If only you could find like knife upgrades, right?
Oh, you know what I just realized?
I never got the- where do you get the ball for the dollhouse puzzle?
Where do you even get that shit?
I just realized, uh, we never got that.
Gonna grab the Karambit, and we need the Counter-Strike knife, yeah.
To kill pigs faster.
Alright, we're at the mill.
Oh, I think we already found that animal actually, we already killed that one.
I gotta save every pipe bomb and every fucking explosive and landmine and get my hands on I think
Is my is my going strategy at the moment?
Philip Seymour Hoffman was a passionate wrestler and baseball player
But a neck injury at age 14 forced him to quit sports and join his school's drama club
Uh, mr. Mick thank you for the 46 months pretty shit, but uh, thank you for the updates
Thank you, Mr. Mick
Give us more coffee. Oh, we're going out tonight some some restaurant or other
We didn't get we didn't really get a Valentine's Day because the girls were sick and our babysitter called out on us
Fuck this side
That restaurant it's a
Uh, it's not an Asian restaurant or other that Katie picked out.
I don't know.
They call it co or something.
It's whatever Katie wants.
You're real.
You're going to a rodeo.
Have you, do you know, do you know co?
No, I've never been there I'll have you really what do you get what do you get it co always
be long
I'll just be taking this
What are you doing with Mother's special child?
She's not hers.
No, you are not your mother's special child.
What do you mean Mother's special child?
Happy stuff today.
What?
Her baby back.
Don't screw with me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Please, please.
If you take it, leave me alone.
You're laughing at me.
But if I had you better than them.
What do I care?
What?
Just a little longer.
What do I care?
Wait! Just a little longer!
Wait!
What's so funny?
You're stupid.
You talk too much.
It's all over.
I thought the way it is.
What are you talking about?
This is mine.
This is mine.
All right.
Lars! Thank you for the sun. Appreciate it. Thank you, Lars.
Damn freak!
Damn freak!
I'm part of the gamer you all we just did the dollhouse and now we're at this part with
the fish guy.
So we're like a decent bit into the game.
still have a- still have a ways to go, though.
Uh, this next part might be the most fucked up, uh, we'll see.
I dunno.
Find out soon enough.
By the way, once again, if I'm about to pass something that I can't go back to or anything
like that, by all means, please tell me.
Because there are points of no return in this game.
It's good.
What's up?
Oh, okay.
The robot house is going to be the worst.
We'll see.
By then, we should have a lot of weapon upgrades and stuff too.
We'll see you might be right. I don't know.
We have the boat key and the shack on the mine.
Hans dead. No more fishing.
So, I can't get over there yet.
Where I just came from okay, what's up crimson? Let's go man
The crisp parts gonna be pretty bad. Yeah, I kind of imagine just the whole thing is pretty bad at this point
I will see I'm just worried about the I could be it all you have to beat the boss and then come back
Okay
I'm worried I'll like miss something go past something you know have a bad save a little concerned about that
Okay, so I actually don't have I need the boat key right okay, and this said it's back in the mine
We're gonna go back in
You're so addicted today it's a multiplayer agent. Are you really?
Are you doing like single player multiplayer? Oh, that was not what I meant to do, but okay
I thought I took out the knife.
You had to run die early because the game gave your archer aids.
There's so many bad events.
I don't know I kind of wish in and I like new genetics a lot of those feel like there's so many bad events all the time like
Kind of annoying honestly
And it's not like
You were breeding for something it's just like you show up and it's like instantly this is the bad thing
It's kind of annoying
Thank you for the tier three. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. Teeted Polecat. Thank
you for the sub. Appreciate that. Thank you very much, guys. Just like real life.
I know it might be 700, but it will surely get to 1200.
I
Chose the wrong difference wrong direction
Mmm, I had to put a quest mid run because my god got some disease. Yeah, I mean like I kind of wish
There's a lot of bad outcomes in... in Mugenics, and it feels like I know that there are good
outcomes but the bad ones, I don't know, it just feels really bad to have that like,
low random bad thing, it kinda feels bad in the game sometimes.
I know, I mean I've never saved some.
I guess it's because it's like, you know, it'll give you a choice of like, here is this,
here is a human head. Do you want to eat it, loot it, or run away from it? You choose run away and
it's like too bad you became obsessed with it like minus this forever or you're cursed now it's like
bro come on like you know it's like give me a break
you need more than four luck gimmicks and just setbacks i mean it isn't always like your run
is over you know it's not like always it just I guess like it just kind of feels
kind of arbitrarily fuck you for some reason it's like why yeah yeah but at
least an FTL with like let's say like the alien spiders event you could just
be like nah I'm good and actually you can just leave right
I'm in a boat.
It's a big blue watery road, oh siden.
Binding of Isaac.
How long is a Binding of Isaac run?
I'm gonna go and guess that a Binding of Isaac run takes a lot shorter than Mugenics
does.
run an hour and Mugenics takes a little while.
Now Mugenics isn't that bad compared to Darkest Dungeon 2 though.
Is this where Chris, Chris is gonna attack me here?
Inside here?
Should I go in here or am I missing something?
You get the fish, witch fish.
Which one are you dumb about?
You're out of your lane, Ethan.
Uh, that's gonna be our one dungeon run in Mugenics, one I think Mugenics runs a longer.
Dock.
And go right instead of straight in.
So like over here, you want to go right.
You know for this game to like flirt with its open world it's really despicable the way
The way they lock you out of stuff
Really annoying
Is this it because if you don't go this way if you don't do this right off like if you don't do this
You just miss it forever
like really really
To me that's like that's like a gamer
gamer...gamer sin
Even the fish the fish are tanky
Bro!
So how many times do I have to shoot this fish in the head for it to die exactly?
What's wrong with this game?
Is that it?
Or is, uh, okay, I guess that's it.
Is there something else here, too?
Aw, did I reload that shotgun?
I'm an idiot.
I've never gone fishing and had to shoot a fish
in the head multiple times.
Never done that.
On some fishing boats that have been on,
they keep a baseball bat on the deck
just in case they caught like a big barracuda
or something.
Yeah. Yeah. There. Well, me, uh, well, I still want to use the shotgun rounds in it.
Okay
What the hell research post or something mmm coffee
Fuck down
I'm surprised you made it this far.
Give me a shame if something happened to you now.
Sir Chris, why not?
You killed Mia. Now do Mia and fix the job.
Hey Cap, I'm getting some serious motion readings out here. We should move on.
What kind of readings? What's moving?
I'm numb, but my guess is we've been here too long and Miranda knows it.
Hey, hey, did you say Miranda?
How are you involved?
Leave it alone, Ethan.
You are out of your depth.
What about the sample analysis?
It's definitely related to the mold.
Sitcom level refills the Communicator anything clear there.
Shit! Stay back!
Your absence of the war...
Your death...
I don't have time for this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I suppose to do something.
He's got the fish shits.
Again.
u.s. Across the globe
R e5 thank you for the five dollars appreciate that in
Can I join this team he said the exit some water
I
This
Naturally
Okay, let's see. Can't make that one. Can't make that one.
I could take, I think I could make this one, right?
Yeah.
So, guarding is going to very much reduce the damage I take.
shiny one thank you for the 22 months really appreciate that thank you shiny
one the only resident evils I've never played are the
revelations games I've never played those I've also never played five or six
Anything else you're selling here?
Here's a rate of fire, reduces recoil, I think we want stuff that increases power, not so
much that.
I could buy a landmine for 3k.
I could buy pipe bombs as well.
I think I'm going to need those.
So we got like landmines and pipe bombs and you know we'll see how that works out for us.
Yeah some of the originals as well I've never really played.
I never played the original RE2 or 3, though.
If I can drain the water.
Shit, there's no power.
Turn on the electricity.
The original RE2 was a blast.
So, you played it recently for the first time?
Yeah, I've heard it.
The thing I've heard about Resident Evil 3 is that the remake cut out like a ton of
stuff for some reason.
Here are chickens.
Like 60% of the game.
I'd be really curious to play RE3 then, the original, and see what it's like.
The chickens these the chickens dying one hit
Don't play Cobra, I have played Cobra Veronica, it sucks, I have played it.
Which game is my favorite in the series?
Hard to say.
4 Remake is my favorite in the series.
There's a lot of good games in the series, though.
Go with 4 Remake.
Uhhhh...
Yeah, 4 Remake is super fun.
I liked the original Resident Evil 4 as well, but yeah, 4 Remake, man, it's just so good.
Yeah, like I said, overall the Resident Evil series, like, it has its ups and downs, like everything else, but overall, it's a very consistently really good series of games, like overall.
It's just a good bunch of games.
I
Any secrets around here too
You like for remake but you lean one the original rescue ones really good what makes go Veronica so awful
It's been a while since I played it in some time.
It's got the worst backtracking.
I'm trying to remember.
I think the one thing that stands out in my mind from it is the main character being like
Hey Claire, I just found these golden guns.
See you later.
No, my dad!
I just remember the voice acting being so painfully bad.
Steve!
Catch you later, Claire.
When is Klingon Souls coming out?
With the state of the current Star Trek, like the people who are in control of Star Trek,
I think that there is a zero percent chance of like, an ultra violent Klingon Souls-like happening.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
I think with the current Star Trek, like the people in charge of it and shit,
they're more likely to get like a Star Trek dating simulator than a fucking bloody Klingon Souls-like.
of
the states
Magna, man, though.
Best part of Cobraacus when Steve goes, hey, Claire, look at my golden gloves.
And Claire says, Steve.
I know like that is actually the game though
Free Willy
They can remake over on a good game if they took it and then they like take some of the
basic ideas and then totally throw out a fun from the game like short.
Yeah, yeah, I think they could probably yeah
I don't think we should spend any Magnemando the entire game until the final boss.
I think we should hang on to that literally the whole game for the final boss.
I think that franchises create expectations and then when they don't hit them then it's
it's okay to be disappointed
and be like wow this sucks
i think that's fine
Yeah, it's also okay if you're like, well, I like R8-5 and R8-6, that's totally valid too.
I feel like just turn your brain off applies to every resident evil actually
pretty much from resident evil one it applies I can turn I can turn my brain
off but I can't make myself dumber does that make sense
Only so much I can do.
Just make yourself a fucking idiot that way you'll actually enjoy this, they really work
that way.
So you have to take the crank out to use the crank.
One has puzzles. Yeah, but even Resident Evil 1 is pretty fucking dumb too, right? Like,
Like isn't that where you get Jill Sandwich and shit?
RE1 is not some kind of like sophisticated masterpiece of video game of writing or something.
Ha ha ha ha!
You almost get a Jill Sandwich, pardon me.
BRUY!
Okay.
What ever happened to Barry anyway?
He died or something?
Barry was pretty cool.
They ever do a Resident Evil movie?
Barry should be cast as Jonah Hill and no I will not take any explanations.
I don't know why.
I feel like Jonah Hale would make a pretty convincing dairy for some reason. I don't know
Uh, I guess I can't cook anything yet. I've never played the right the revelation games either
Uh, I don't know how much to sell
Have a wonderful adventure
Oh, I get it, uh, hang on.
Oh, like if that was like that
Okay, I do this on purpose right
I got it motherfucker, eat shit!
Your puzzle has colors.
There's really not much of a puzzle to just realize that this is rotated, I guess.
Not really that much of a puzzle.
I'm sorry somebody somebody gets to leave for a little while
there we go
I
While the makes a bit
of
Oh boy. Do I even have enough to fucking do this? I'm not sure I do. I really don't
thing I do. I have a lot of crafting materials. Apparently I can make, I don't know, I, so
what does more damage? A pipe bomb or a landmine? So does it tell me? It does not tell me.
Age old question, what can you aim better with?
Just use the knife, I believe you.
Isn't the landmine does more?
Okay, I'm gonna it's it might auto save here
When you say stack the mines for maximum damage, I don't know what that means.
Put them on top of each other in the exact same spot, okay let's see.
Okay so it starts me over here, okay here's what I'm gonna do.
Your pipe bomb does a lot of damage, but mine does more, how I get it.
ambiguous much like Chance mom's virginity haha you're lucky the bodyguard
voice is actually funny
Well, okay, like what if I put them all like right there in front of them?
You think that's gonna work?
I don't know how much damage it's actually gonna do, but yeah, dude, this guy is spongy
No matter what
Are you even hurting it when the little man isn't out?
I don't know.
I don't know.
See, it's kind of hard to tell because there's just not a lot of feedback here in terms
of what's going on.
To be honest, I'm not sure
I saw damage once, you're dead, wow.
Cool.
All right, pour some salt on it.
Like I wonder like, should I try to catch him?
Should I put the land mines like here
before the fight starts?
Like this?
That's like a fuckload of land mines over here.
That's a big half of big.
fucking boom
i don't know i don't know what it's hard to tell what if anything that really did
These hitboxes, they last a while.
the
the other than that we might need we might be here while to figure this out
I feel like if you throw a grenade in his mouth it should do huge damage.
I get a pipe bomb in there.
This is not Zelda. You're right, it's not.
This is more hard than I was even bought. Yeah, it's hard to tell how much damage you're ever doing
So it's like if you knew it'd be like, oh, okay, but yeah, the game never tells you how much damage you're actually doing
I don't it's hard to tell. I don't know if uh
I'm trying this with a strap and we'll see if this works out or not
I guess we gotta do this.
My ear is a big boom
I'm like fully behind cover I'm fully behind cover but does not even like oh
like it's kind of debatable if you're behind cover or not like I'm fully
behind cover how does that even work
I didn't blow up my own landmines, so don't do that.
Okay?
I'll do that.
Lesson learned on that one.
Noted.
noted
never preface between uh... perspectives on resident evil particularly
I've enjoyed first person games and I've enjoyed third person games.
enjoy games have you enjoyed second person game
The only thing I consider a second person game might be the levels in Crash Bandicoot
where you're running at the camera.
Ha ha ha!
Does that count?
I
Bro, him hitting through the walls is such trash.
Whoa!
Why?
Why do I even have- why?
It's so dumb!
Why?
What am I supposed to do?
It just goes right through the walls.
That's so lame.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
you can't take cover you have to run you have to run cover is a myth there's no
cover you just have to run
I'm not gonna kill him
This magical wall appeared when I wasn't looking apparently.
I don't know if it really mattered, but I probably would have died anyway.
It's kind of hard to get any kind of shot on them at all, right?
I mean, I could try to get the sniper round.
He ate some Taco Bell.
You have the toad from Star Wars the toad. Oh, you mean Agnobog now
That's exactly super high rate of fire on this thing.
Yeah, we're trying to figure it out.
Plant the mines, the explosives for double boom.
Yeah, I mean maybe, I don't know.
I'm going to have a grenade launcher right now because I have multiple fire rounds and
I don't have a grenade launcher currently. Did I miss the grenade launcher?
Nobody told you? Nope. Of course not. Are you supposed to bring your surprise by that?
That's like the least surprising thing ever like hey guys if you guys know anything I
would love some help don't let me pass stuff up I'm gonna need the least surprising thing
ever.
I was going to get an indicator in this fight if you were in like a phase two or anything.
Oh, well.
Nearly impossible without the grenade launcher.
Ah, that's great.
Thanks for telling me, man.
I really appreciate all your help on this flight, sir.
Fuckin' bad as fuck.
I could show.
Get back to earlier save and get the grenade launcher. Go back and repeat the past like three, like two and a half hours of gameplay.
Great idea, thanks man.
Gonna go and ignore that.
Uh, Fezzan Lee, thank you for the six months, really appreciate that, thank you Fezzan Lee.
I'm going to ignore that one.
Oh
I think we could probably go back into this into the town and go get the grenade launcher,
but right now I'm locked into this until we beat Moro, until we beat this guy.
Hi Bob and Chet.
Um, there is cheese though, maybe you know that I won't elaborate.
Uh, you can tell me anything you want about this game, man.
You can spoil.
You got advice on all yours.
Yeah, let her rip.
I mean, I've already played this game multiple times and...
There's never on this difficult game.
Are you having fun? Yeah, I'm having a fun time. I kind of like figuring out a puzzle
of a bullshit like challenge like this. It's like a puzzle at all.
How did you teleport over here?
Yeah, we'll see
Is there an occasion for this or does that just get an itch?
I'll let you use your critical thinking skills.
I do like Resident Evil 8 and 7, but I think this is a good exercise for you to use your
critical thinking skills.
Good time for Crysis.
Mmm, man.
So, the streamer is playing Resident Evil before Resident Evil.
How bizarre.
Can't believe that the stream's decision for the streamer to make
Why would the streamer ever do that?
Okay, even throws like a toddler come on through a little fun than that bro
League of lamp babies up you should do
My two year old girl is the real better than Ethan.
I don't know if that's it.
Oh.
I can't move, he's about to stab me out.
Yeah, that's it like a checkmate situation because I'm so wounded I can't even move anymore
So yeah, that's it
Hmm I don't know man. I really don't know somebody said that there was like a landmine strat that the speed run does but
I had no idea how to get past this I
Have no idea. Yeah, he's strong as fuck, right?
Hello, Sragum.
of
of
of
of
of
Ah, Village of Shadows is harder than Hardcore, yeah, Village of Shadows is uh, it's like
It's essentially like a new game plus level of difficulty.
Wow.
Bro, why, how, I'm so far away from it!
What do you mean?
I'm so far away from it.
Fuck off, game.
I don't understand.
Why do I throw like a tool?
of
This is the hardest boss of the game.
I wonder would it make sense to go run around and collect the other landmines first, before
and then have them all stacked up.
I'm not sure if that would make a difference or not.
I'm trying waiting on using the landmines here.
Ah, we'll see, right?
Elite Gamer, thank you very much.
We'll appreciate that.
does the color of his back indicate is like his hb i had no idea
Okay, so I now have seven landmines.
Wow.
Well, at least that much of the guy finally got more gunshots off.
Right, yeah, because it looks like one landmine staggers him, but somebody earlier said
that it was a speedrun strat to have all the landmines do all their damage at once.
But if each landmine staggers him, then let's me get shots, then wouldn't it be better
to have them be by themselves?
Uh, the place to the speedrunner stack mines where you got those two mines is the little
roof of your head.
Wait until he goes up there and starts spitting.
So you think I should wait until phase two and then stack all mines over there?
the speed of training I don't have 20 landmines we're not we're not really
close on that one so I don't know maybe not
well let's see if we can get the phase two without using the landmines
I don't worry, I'm dead anyway.
I got stuck, right in my face I got stuck.
In that situation I should have ran, I should have just kept running.
You have to be like really far away to even remotely avoid anything.
Well yeah, I mean obviously I didn't know, but I'm sure the speedrun, you probably have to carefully account
for like every resource, you know?
up to Kayla how's it going dude just stuck here like we knew we would be
Okay.
I'm gonna get enough bullets while we'll save that one, I'll kill them.
Nothing dies
No, I can't craft a mine right now, maybe now I can.
All right, there's like eight land mines over there and he didn't even hit it.
They're all right there.
I don't know, are the landmines gone now, I don't know if they're still here.
Oh my god, bro, so annoying.
I don't know if that was better or worse, to be honest, I have no idea.
Hard to say
Wow
This sucks so bad
Oh my god, that's so bullshit come on man. Oh my god
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
There were a lot of really good Star Trek writers back in the day.
One of my favorite writers is Richard Matheson. I think he wrote some Star Trek episodes as well too.
This fight has some really bad hit detection, but really, really, really, really, really,
Wow!
I want to see this show where every episode is written by a idiot.
yeah it's called rings of power
i've seen that show
and the idiots also think they're smart so they come up with the most tortured
metaphors ever
do you know why about notes
It's so unfair, man.
There he is, small rocks.
that
This night we're going for like the 9 million landmine strat, we'll see what that does.
I
Bob and Jackson I predict you good afternoon hey incognito make up with subman
Oh my god this game is so horseshit!
So horseshit!
Come on!
That is so dogshit!
Give me a break man!
Why is it like that?
It just raps...
No it's not about anything.
around the fucking corner
This boss has too much HP and the fucking jank in this fight is like
Like his hits, uh, if you're up against the wall, his hits go through the wall.
You actually want to be away from the walls, I think.
Like, is there even a point in shooting him at all
when I'm not hitting the thing?
uh possibly the uh explosives we had were uh helped back at the phase two
makes you feel good
every day i don't remember this at all i don't remember doing this at all
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh, there's nothing I can do there, man. He just charges into me. I'm out of heals, too.
It's probably it.
The problem with doing the landmines there is that it feels like it's really awkward to get them to get hit right there.
like really tough. That's yeah that's what I don't like about doing that like I know I'm stacking a
lot of them it just seems like really hard to get him to get hit there. I'm gonna try something
different. We're gonna try something different. I'm gonna try to do this a bit differently.
Oh
Okay
I'm gonna try one landmine at a time and hope it staggers him to get in more shots
I won't see if that's more effective
Effective.
Land.
Killed me through the wall.
Land.
So do the landmines do full difficulty through his armor?
Like, regardless? So I don't have to worry about his armor at all.
I can't hear a landmine and not think marbles.
Yeah, not only is it a one-hit kill, but it also hits you through the fucking wall.
Maybe this is too hard, uh, maybe.
Oh
We're saying you could snipe him from here, but I don't see how, like, Riley, what am
by shooting at.
I don't think so.
As long as you rip the hole and the space time continues.
11 stuck here, I haven't been that long.
I
I was excited, I thought maybe I got him stuck there.
I'm trying to restore health!
The game's like restore health, but it won't let you because Ethan's gotta look at his
hand.
Let me fucking agree, then let me do it.
There's no scope of him.
It's kind of hard to aim like this.
I'm gonna get myself killed doing a 360.
I'm going to get myself killed doing a 360... 360 notes cover.
Ah, you know what, maybe not actually.
Oh
That's the bomb might have been a bad idea
of
the
of
the
What?
Please Lord kill this fish.
You guys, there's a thought that video games are really stupid that we're all wasting
our time. Haha. Is that just me?
And got ammo as a fly fart for him.
I'm not using that a choice.
You think we're close?
No!
Oh!
YAAAAAAAHHH!
WE WERE CLOSE!
HAHAHAHAHA!
WE WERE CLOSE!
of
the still more role
in that this was
disgusting
We're back to having absolutely no resources of any kind.
And I say you got this, you got this. Yeah, now I have nothing. We did it!
And now can we go get the grenade launcher?
The exit's up ahead.
Oh, man.
I shouldn't reload.
I should upgrade capacity for bullets.
GGS on the Fishman.
Ah, Dogstyles! Thank you for the six months.
Thank you, Dogstyles. I appreciate that, dude.
Come on. We just met a while back, and now that it really matters...
You're the last asshole on my way, aren't you?
You've got fight. I'll give you that even.
But what's the plan when you have all four flasks?
What are you trying to get at?
I could lend you a hand.
Not trying to get on my good side?
I don't get caught. I kill you if you weren't worth a trouble.
There's a stronghold, not too far outside the village, go there and get my flask.
Do that, and you pass.
First, head back to the graveyard.
Sub-Semitic.
That Moriarty's voice?
No.
Was he eating cheese?
Big old cheese plate in here.
Man likes his cheese.
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
The labyrinth puzzle must be like above us or something and I don't think we can get
that that thing yet no don't wait don't do the elevator yet
I would love you know something I would love to know
We'll get a chest on a boat
Wait up
Where is it going to take me?
Okay
Okay, please tell me before I do things
Thank you
Please fucking tell me before I do things
For the love of fucking Christ
I'm begging you
No
What was it I missed go back outside before the elevator area is drained which area are you talking about here?
So don't go on the elevator
Maybe before you got in the boat the first time, it's like, I love, like, I'm about to
hit another invisible checkpoint, so I'm just like, uh, I'll watch out for that.
You talking about like this one?
Oh, yeah, this is where we saw the chest.
Okay, was this where the thing was telling me to go?
Chest was over here.
And now we can get over here.
It really is, it's so lame that the game like prevents you
from going back to these places later on, like it's so lame.
Look at this, there's also fish near here somewhere too.
Ah.
It's like one of my, it's like actually one of my
least favorite things about this game too.
Silver Angel.
Do we have enough ammo to kill the fish? Apparently not. No, I don't have ammo to kill the fish.
Bro, it is so dark over here. What the fuck? I can't see.
Can I fucking up the brightness here a little bit? I can't see.
Yeah, I want I do I'm actually genuinely curious
Did they also scale up the fish HP I wonder I wouldn't put it past them like
Like was it just like an across-the-board everything HP up like it would it honestly wouldn't surprise me
As we got all the fish here
Small fish, ah, but here's the thing maybe the fish had one HP so triple like one right maybe that didn't make a difference
But maybe these guys had five so then it went to 15 right like maybe that's maybe that was the deal
If the fish have more health than I do, yeah they do.
So where is the, is there a gun?
It's the same code, it's the same line of code, yeah.
Is there a gun here or something?
Did I pre, I almost never pre-order games, no.
You take the elevator.
I was just told to not take the elevator, I had, now I have to take the elevator,
you guys so what's the deal?
That's the deal.
So then coming back here was coming back for the fish.
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in the cemetery?
Polantaris, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that.
Oh, I did get the, uh, it's true.
I also got the, uh, Silver Angel, right?
Is there anything else here? So this morose hidden weapon? I don't have to worry about that right now
Like cuz that's up above somewhere, right?
Pretty sure we're good. I think you pull into us
Yeah, that's where I'm that's where I'm going. Okay, I gotta figure out where to go
Okay, I'm good to do this our good
Yeah, I've done a couple times did you get the marble? Where is the marble? No, I don't did I do I have it?
I have it
Who's your Ethan would give his left kidney for a flashlight and for IQ points brother like so nobody knows
Nobody knows you I didn't open up like a guide or something. I'm game. I fake use for this
I don't know cuz yeah
I don't want to walk see the leave the un-really annoying thing about this game is that you can just walk past shit
And if you walk past it, it's gone. You can't go back. That's the annoying thing
No, I guess I'm gonna go to Google. Let's find morose marble
Let's go see
R8 moro
Ball
The mermaid ball is found near morose lab use the crank on the mechanical during the slew skate controls
That's the path of the balls inside a small shrine
Wait
Did I miss it
No, did I miss it?
I can't go back.
It's gone.
Fuck, man, nobody wake up!
Can I please?
Son of a bitch, man!
God!
It's just gone!
That's exactly what I'm talking about, man!
And nobody has any help!
No help at all, man!
Son of a bitch!
It happens everywhere in this game, dude.
No, you did not! What a fucking liar!
You didn't say a fucking thing.
Goodbye, your band. Fuck off.
You didn't say a fucking thing.
Oh, here's Johnny come lately, you're...
I did it, but didn't listen to me.
Fuck off! No, you fucking did not.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch, man.
Let me walk through the game on the fuck...
And he's just never gonna say shit until three hours after it's too late.
Son of a fuck! God, that makes me mad.
I have to literally open a fucking guide for this game.
I said it, no you fucking did it. Don't even fucking lie to me.
Yeah, let me just redo the 7 hour fucking fight. That'd be so great.
Wow, genius.
Oh, look, bye!
Hi there, see you later!
Cool!
And guess what?
Was it an Evil 8?
It's designed by Moron!
You can't go back!
Oh, fucking cool this game is, man.
God of a bitch!
Asshole!
Fuck this game, man!
So annoying!
Hi Bob, I hope my recent foots a smile on your face.
I don't even know if I want fucking help anymore.
Just god damn, I may as well fucking figure it out myself.
I'll tell you about it after you passed.
You just did the fucking three hour boss fight.
Now I'll tell you about it.
Oh, you passed it already.
I don't even know if I want your fucking help anymore.
What's the fucking point?
I may as well just do shit on my own.
this is for you god damn waste
I think I'm gonna give some
Oh, man.
God.
He mad at chat for no back seating.
Not even the no back seating, it's the like,
I tried to tell you, but you didn't listen. It's like the fucking lies are what get me.
You didn't say a fucking thing. His chat was fucking dead silent.
Talking about Star Trekker, wind mobs,
It's the next movie of Wormhack, so don't fuckin' tell me that shit.
Chad is either completely dead silent with nothing, and I'm like,
oh, I said something. No, you fuckin' did it,
because I read every goddamn fuckin' thing in Chad,
and nobody said a fuckin' thing.
So why does that get me? Fuck you.
Well, I totally said it, you just didn't listen to me.
Nah, you fuckin' did.
Now, I'm never gonna listen to you ever again, because you can't speak in here anymore.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Are you sure it's Cyberpunk tonight? No.
I'm sure they can't get me in here.
Uhhhhhhh, so we got the Magnum.
I can't believe I fucking missed that shit dude.
Did I grab whatever this was?
Oh
I didn't pass the mermaid ball so that guy is like a double liar actually
Guys even double liar
What a roller all that crashing on for what you know, I don't think I'm done
I don't think I'm done crashing out actually go fuck yourself. I don't think I'm done
I'm not done crashing out. Go fuck yourself.
Apologize to him. I can't. He's banned.
I never liked him anyway.
That's all good.
This streamer is rude.
Yeah, he was never doing anything.
RCProM, thank you very much.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Ah.
All right, it looks like there's more over there.
we just saved. I feel like we could try.
Oh, and did the fish man take?
Why is the mermaid ball so important? Because it all needs money.
You need money. You need a certain amount of money for upgrading your guns and shit.
Everything is money in this game.
If there's a mod, I'll be generous.
Go ahead and I'm banning him.
It is, it is honestly a resource man in the game.
It really is.
What was his name again?
I don't remember.
How do you feel about Sesame Chicken?
I don't have to worry about it.
MatzSage one, okay.
MatzSage one, there you go.
He's free.
He is a he is a double liar though
First he lied that he said something and then he lied that there's and that but he was lying to begin with because it wasn't even there at all
Double liar
To negatives make it positive
It's a double jeopardy situation
Hey Chad, how's it going you fucking lying piece of shit.
I did, you know, you can actually, I can change, there's a way on Twitch to change people's
display names.
So like there was one person who was constant shitposting garbage.
So I changed their name so that every time they appeared in chat it would say do not
read.
That way I would never read anything they ever said and I wouldn't like read it
out loud so like they nobody was aware of that just for me the only way they
appear I should change his name to be like double liar oh hey look it's double
liar is here no no I eventually like I did that then two days later I just
ban them so. No, they got banned. They were just constant garbage. Every once in a while
I bailed, like, when I banned somebody. Sometimes there was like a celebration in chat. They
would be like, oh my God, Barb finally banned that person. This was one of those times
when I banned them and then chat was like oh my god thank god there was like a
little celebration
you might have been here for that those are those which I'm talking like a
long time ago
Okay, I think we're just good to go back.
Oh, is this...
This may be where the grenade launcher is, actually.
Explosive rounds.
Grenade launcher.
We have a lot of grenade launcher rounds now.
Am I still grumpy?
Fighting against this super bullshit boss that takes forever to die.
Eh whatever.
Chat.
Rage.
It says there's some- oh here we go.
Okay.
This is like we've like mostly cleared out town.
There's a couple of spots that I think still might have some stuff.
this is the man who made grand pool world thanks for reminding us
Uh, under bed money, I have played Resident Evil 8 before.
I have never played it on a Village of Shadows difficulty, this is my first time playing
on this difficulty.
Apparently a lot of people do this and they play it with infinite ammo. I have not been playing with infinite ammo
So health increases permanently I've only had more meat I need to find pigs for that
Please let me know if you'd like to strengthen your weapons.
So this is the old shotgun.
I don't have any shells in it, do I?
I do?
I never used the shotgun shells, apparently.
I guess I'll sell it back to him later.
Well they want power on the handgun, power on this shotgun.
So I don't know what the ruby goes into I also never got the marble
I
Never got the marble for the other one over here
Yeah, yeah, you need capacity for the reload, right, right?
Make sure you look everywhere more than once I'm all ears for it man. I'm all ears. That's why I got you guys here, right? I
Never got the marble that was over here
There's the Beneviento one.
Oh, on the rifle, oh, that's a good point, yeah, let's go get capacity on the rifle.
I'm not sure what I can do over there, let's see.
Okay, so we got extra rifle ammo, that's nice.
Who wouldn't lie to you?
So how do you get the marble for...so I'm asking, how do you get the marble for the
Beneviento house for this one here?
The labyrinth puzzle.
Yeah, where's that one at?
your right keep on the path. I mean bro like when I'm running you gotta keep
mind when I'm running in this game I'm usually running from like six or seven
enemies that are going to fucking annihilate me if I stop so I don't
really have much of a choice dude I have the broken slab yeah I have it
Normal difficulty was enough for you.
I don't think anybody would blame you on this one.
Gen Z nonsense.
Let me take a look at my items here.
Let's go back to the main gravestone here.
Oh hang on, is there a goat over here I can kill?
Ahhhh, okay.
This is maybe a goat over here I can kill too.
This was an area I ran out of because I was surrounded by enemies here.
Ah, where the fuck is this goat?
Am I going to finish this today?
Ah, we'll see.
Don't kill the goat.
i need maximum health
I
The game says there is like so this is a symbol that there is a beast in here here, but I don't see shit
I
Shot a bird earlier it was like a bluebird
The floppy disk has gone
You think maybe it spawns after the grace I guess we'll find out
We hopped the side on this one, uh, let's get rid of this.
Turlett thank you for five gift subs. Thank you turt
No, thank you very much
You got a gift sub enjoy, thank you very much
Oh can't go back
Okay, so that was this big treasure.
There's no way, like, there's no- oh, hey, wow, holy shit.
So I guess that was it, okay?
This game doesn't want you no scoping.
I did waste a lot of bullets.
Dote is the hardest boss in the game.
No wonder you stopped playing Counter Strike.
I will play Counter Strike and I will, I will fuck you!
I will rain fire on you! I bet I can 1v1 you Fenboy Hooters!
I know I can 1v1 you in the Age of Empires!
That's a free meal, easy!
No you good, and what?!
Ha ha ha ha!
1v1 me Black Forest!
Oh, yes.
Arch crystal.
This one's combinable, so we'll wait.
I don't know where that is.
Chalice.
Where did you get your hands on such a thing?
Oh, let's see.
So I can't make that.
I need more meats.
I could?
No.
I need more I still need more meat so we really really need more meat a
Good deal if I say so myself. It looks like there's some in the graveyard. Okay
Jesus Christ!
I guess I'm aggressive fauna in this town, huh?
So towns looking pretty well cleared out
Think there was something over here. Yeah, we got that fish. Can I get back to?
The vineyard, can I get back in here?
Or is that one gone? I
Don't see a way back to the vineyard
Are you slaughtering these animals to eat them?
Welcome, Ethan.
It was Black Phillip.
Health increases permanently.
I think we should probably do this one.
Carry on.
I can hardly wait.
Just excuse me a moment.
that slot is an infamous age of unparalleled only plays black force and force the bonus
to 1v1 him vikings vs vikings I wonder like what is his strat like what does he do
Oh, I could do all of this.
Oh.
Go.
You access from different areas.
T90 has video saw.
He's retired.
The game done changed.
He's retired.
Okay.
If I just had one finest fish, we could increase movement speed.
That sounds awesome.
Awesome. I would love moving speed.
1v1 me snipers.
He sits there built 30 layers of wall and spam seed. Like if you're gonna, it doesn't make any sense
because if you're gonna spam siege wouldn't you want like either the mongols or the tootens or
something or or maybe the turks or something I don't know you're gonna spam siege the viking
seem like the vikings won't even have great siege right um oh I think I can go back to the drawbridge
right okay so he wasn't that he doesn't very good anyway and now I want to play
Age of Empires
that's true they do get the good eco yeah it's true
Bro that water map is awful. That's just really rough.
Well I think the intent for Resident Evil is that they want you to play the chick, the
chick sections first person and the Leon sections third person, right? Isn't that like,
Isn't that like what they want?
Well, I mean whatever
Dude I was doing so bad
Oh the glade map that one's though. I kind of like that map the one I really don't like anymore is Amazon tunnel
I fucking hate that map
Oh, Sherwood Forest? I like kinda like that one. I dunno.
That game was crazy.
So we have been here a long time ago.
Yeah. I don't think there's like anything to do right here though.
And this is locked. So, um...
Am I going here?
Dude, playing on water is like a whole thing.
I didn't even understand like the units, like what even the units were.
Last time I played water, the only units were galleons and fire ships, like that was it.
Now there's like all kinds of shit.
Has this gotten easier?
The beginning was the most bullshit, for sure.
little more magna mama so that was the riverbank treasure the beginning that
that first fight in that room with the first daughter and the two guys spawning
in there that was that was rough that was the word that was the worst thing
by far
Oh, let's see, is there anywhere else for me to go in this?
South where I thank you.
Now I got, now I'm getting the help.
Thank you guys.
I should buy a boat.
You've got a small boat for pretty cheap, right?
Classic mail urge.
Don't buy a boat!
Why?
I'm not like, I think if I were to buy a boat, it'd be like
something really, really small to go on like the lakes and stuff around here.
That's it.
My parents own a boat.
Ah, here we go.
I miss fish
Something with a small motor be fine, right? I don't mind rowing but you know I might get a little tedious
Especially if I got a drag, you know my wife and two kids it might be
It'd be a lot
Oh
Oh man.
I don't know what this is, but I think I'm gonna fight my way out of here, aren't I?
I don't know what that did. Let's see
It probably wasn't power, I don't know or like reload speed or something who knows
Oh, it's in fire right okay.
Alright, we got the fish.
Go back the best two days of having a boat is when you buy it and when you sell it.
See I want something that would be like a release a tiny tiny like investment not like oh my god
I'm now gonna dump
Tens of thousands of dollars on a fucking boat
Jalan gaming thank you for the sub if you didn't think of the four months. I mean, I'm not going to anyway. I'm just talking I
Think Jalan appreciate that man
I think this guy is doing most of the eating I had to guess
All right
Increase my movement speed I wonder how noticeable this will be I do like fishing. Yeah, I do
Bring out another thousand
Okay, I don't know where the last necklace is.
We definitely want to wait to upgrade the ammo capacity on this gun for sure.
Anything else you sell in here scope increases this I'll buy the stuff here and okie dokie
you catch release due to you cook like mostly catch and release whenever I would go fishing
Occasionally my my grandfather be the one that mostly ate fish my dad not so much
My dad would tell you he's more of a freshwater fish kind of guy
How do you fish in the United States? I mean how most people fish I would guess but
I'd my grandfather before he passed away like a long time ago
He taught me how to do like shore fishing with like a net and stuff and that was fun
learning how to do that
Throwing a net's a cool skill
There have been ice fishing. No, I haven't
Oh, here we go.
It's exhilarating, really.
High praise.
I love fishing.
I have zero interest in ice fishing.
If you go ice fishing, don't you often, because you're often on a lake or something,
right?
And you're very exposed to the wind.
probably like you like build a little shack for it or something yeah yeah no no
I've never I've never shot or killed anything like that no
Oh, have I never, um, I never did this.
Oh, my god.
Uh, would you ever play a game called Ultros?
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe.
Okay, so there's another gem.
Yeah there's something else apparently but we don't have it yet. I don't know
where that other thing is.
What a game called Scarlet's Maiden.
I don't know what that is.
There's...
Okay.
There's something big, there's a big motherfucker in here,
isn't there?
I don't know if we wanna, do we wanna fight
the big motherfucker?
I don't know.
I'm not even sure if I need this anymore.
Are there like more dishes later?
I think he's beating his meat.
Bro seriously?
That's like no way this is gonna be worth it.
So that was three Magnum headshots.
Alright, how much ammo is it going to take to get this guy down?
Okay, I there's no way I don't I there is literally no way that killing this guy is worth it
There's no way there's an absolutely no reason why you should kill this guy
Like we go in, we run around like an idiot, we get out, we grab whatever we need and we're
done.
It's mandatory for the lore.
He probably drops, if I had to guess, oh, here's the thing.
He probably drops like a big crystal thing, right?
And then you sell that and let's say it gets you like $20,000 or $30,000 or whatever, right?
That's not worth it though, because the amount of money you're spending on ammo is actually
way worse.
So you're losing, you're like losing money on this.
Yeah, yeah.
Crunch rat, thank you for the sub, here's what you do, thank you Crunch rat.
I mean, that's why I say sometimes that it's like a...
It's a bit like a resource management game, where you have your ammo, you have your resources,
and you have to properly spend them on fight to fight, at all, wow.
That's fine.
So like, can you afford to spend all your ammo on this guy?
Not really, no you can't.
That's not really fun, I mean...
He's kicking out.
that also probably wasn't worth it but you know what a subjective I think that's part
of the DNA of Resident Evil though right like you know like here is this fight what do you
do and then like you realize like spending bullets like every bullet in
every shot counts, right?
Oh, man.
of
yeah exactly you want inside or the yes please tell me don't have to ask just
go and tell me where anything is I want to know tell me everything
Jack dangles thank you the sub you should have man. I thought it was up your butt
You hate this part this is gonna be awful. I will see
If I run this way and go back and do a loop through the house, I wonder if that will despawn
on them.
Kind of curious, we're going to do a quick loop.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
in the old loopy loop
Which house have I defeated today we did the dollhouse which the dollhouse is more like a narrative thing like it's not like
it isn't like a super hard challenge or something and
Moro that one is a fucked up challenge. Actually. We do I beat him to took a damn long time. Oh, we got him
Do I have any ETA on Cyberpunk?
Uh, no, no, um, I'll get to it when I can.
I probably wouldn't expect it, uh, I'd say don't expect it for a little while.
of
people are greedy when you play games we mean I think it's more so people are
I'm just excited about it.
I have never played cyberpunk now.
Oh
You're looking forward to which P you guys just want to see the penis
This item running a treasure under the stronghold it's like not here is it?
Ow.
See this bee for sure?
A bird? Shout on me? No, I got shot by one of these guys.
I'm gonna reload here. Don't let him kill me.
Yeah, I don't think we, uh, I don't think we're there yet.
Right, right. I wanted I already spent so much is getting here. I figured why not let's let's go back and let's see
There chatter and in penis B remember that I didn't mean a pain in the ass to get I
Won't try that one again
Good thing I saved
These guys sometimes in this I think you got to know when to just let yourself die too because you spent too much
I think it wasn't that bad, but I think I spent a little much more than I wanted to there
There is dick too small I haven't seen him in a little while
Right in there there's so many I maybe I don't run that way
Wow, dude.
You get a point where you're just done because you used too many resources and saved too late.
At that point, I would definitely have to like go back to a previous save and replace stuff.
And then how far back do you go? That's like a whole other question.
I think the farther in the game we go, the less danger there is about that though.
I think we're okay.
Bro, this game has so many Missibles, it's crazy man.
There's so many of them.
I
Damn
I
Fucking bastard piece of shit
Oh
I'm dead, I'm bullshittin' up, Mr. Claudio, thank you for the 15 months, appreciate
man. Lame. Had him too. This part took you forever, even on normal difficulty. I feel
like I almost had it, but I let myself die, but it doesn't seem too bad. Do I still hear
macro blank? Do you mean like do I still listen to the rivalist in a while? Yeah, everything
is very fast. I think my best bet is to just run forward, don't stop for any of these items,
maybe come back later for the items. Yeah, they're nice to listen to. I don't know anything
about them. Nice fucking trick shot.
Dude, like this is so horse shit, man.
You know, the enemy AI in this game is really, really frustrating.
This enemy AI, like, ah, man, this game is frustrating.
You're both emotionally immersed in something that doesn't really have to be a Keanu Reeves
side by side with you.
I don't know if this is going to be a hot take or not, but to be honest, I don't like
I'm not like a massive Keanu Reeves fan, to be honest.
I'm not like a crazy like, oh man.
I do have ammo, but shooting guns at these guys is kind of pointless a lot of the time.
Unfollow. I didn't say I disliked him, I'm just not really like a massive fan.
By all accounts from the stories I've heard, he's a pretty cool dude.
can't say I ever saw a movie and I was like dude Keanu Reeves was so good in
that oh my god
I
I just watched that enemy spawn back in.
I feel like Keanu gets like a ton of credit for movies like The Matrix.
And I think, to me, I think it's a tragedy, like, I think it's so unfair that, like, Lawrence Fishburne doesn't get way more credit.
Like, I like Lawrence Fishburne more than I think I like Keanu Reeves.
Or, uh, or, uh, Hugo Weaving.
I said, whoa.
Yeah, I honestly feel like in the Matrix,
Uh, I that's a hot take. I think in the Matrix Keanu Reeves was like
This the fifth or six most important actor in the movie
Like he just kind of walks around acting stunned most of the time
Lawrence Fishburne sells the entire fucking concept of the movie
Hugo weaving is the fucking villain and like oh my like another heart and soul of the movie
Carrie Ann Moss is awesome to watch. She's great. And the guy that played
Cypher was like the good, like kind of scumbag dude. And he was a great part
of the movie as well. Like Keanu is just kind of like, how important was that?
I sure hope this gate is pretty quick.
I need the Arnold Schwarzenegger where he's like from Terminator 2.
They're coming up to the gate and he's like, no good, my key card.
He's like, let me tie mine.
A grenade launcher is the door open.
Let me tie mine.
Uh, Nick Cage is Superman.
He pulls the gas mask off the swat guy.
What a good dude.
Such a good movie.
I think we're coming up on some bullshit, man. I don't know. I think we're coming into
a bullshit town.
Well the game didn't want to happen because I had to because I trusted you they really
I made a good job for it like Keanu as an actor, but I felt like they were put a, um...
What? Christmas tree? I'm just gonna, I'm not sure, maybe a typo or something?
I'm just gonna time you out either way.
Bullshit in my Resident Evil?
Listen, Keanu, time you out.
Possibly a timeout. I'm gonna give you the benefit of that in a moment.
Um...
I think there's like a good way to organize this at all, um, this, you know, this is
like a fucking doom eternal arena.
We are, we are in for some shit in here, aren't we?
The fish man took a while.
All right.
Oh, shit, well, you know, you're not quite as durable as you are in the new maternal army
When do we start cyberpunk not today, I don't know if you want I'll let you know ahead of time
You can follow the stream and you can put on live notifications. I'll put it in the live notification if I do it
This must be
I can't make any heals because I have no space in my inventory.
You can play Cyberpunk on an uber hard like this game.
What is the Cyberpunk hard difficulty?
Is it like good dog shit?
Like, what am I in for with that one if I did choose that?
Play that hard.
Probably dog shit.
Well, I'll tell you, Oblivion was fucking terrible
on the Super Hard mode.
That was just awful.
Jesus, leave me alone for one second.
Yeah, okay, so I gotta find like a way to run or like a loop here to run that way I can actually do this
Yeah, okay, I gotta find like a way to run through this place because like they just caught right up with me
Many companies just consider hard difficulties as an afterthought yeah, definitely
Oblivion's hard mode is one of the worst hard modes. I've seen in like any game. It was it was like a busmal
Really really bad
Oh, let's see.
This must be the dead.
Do you have to fight this or can you run out of here?
Oh, like
of
the
death of
Love you, dog.
Love you, dog.
Jesus!
Oh
My
Okay, fire at your gate once where this range is not team safe.
So my plan now is to run past everything, get up there, and then unload, I think.
Yeah, yeah, I think right there there's so many enemies.
I'm gonna have to spend some ammo up there.
Up there, I think I'm gonna have to though.
So we're gonna save everything,
we're just gonna run past everything over here.
I think I went the right way that time.
This must be the den.
is that some of them kind of hang back here so they block the path I did I made
one what all the
Yeah, I know, I know.
The thing is, I need to get shit out of my inventory, because I have too much shit.
I can't even make heals anymore.
Way too much shit.
I gotta get the shit out of my inventory.
Is there- the storage even exists in this game?
Is that even a thing?
I saved too much ammo.
Jesus, man.
Okay.
See, like, there's so many, I have to draw them out of here before...
Like they literally drop, like, nine enemies right there.
I have to draw them out a little bit before I can go up there.
I gotta draw them out.
This must be the dead.
No, this is just the game.
There's no mods here.
Bro, you know, I was at the door and I had it, I should have just kept going, man.
Okay, I have a new idea, new idea.
One of these flashbangs
I hope you will not do well today.
I could get through all this with just two flashbangs. That'd be pretty wild.
Hey, happy rock! Thank you for the 14 months. Appreciate it, man.
Let's see.
Yeah, the flash worked really well.
Am I enjoying this difficulty? I kind of like stuff like this where
it's like this super bullshit puzzle you have to figure out and I kind of like it
that's at least partially why I like God of War on the hardest difficulty as
well it's like figuring out the puzzle
Uh, in terms of like, like this is difficult for sure, and like how do you get past everything?
There's definitely like a puzzle to it, you know, like...
AHH!
Jesus!
Holy shit, that was, that was the scariest thing I've ever seen a resident guy just
ran through the door at me.
That was actually scary.
um
I'd say god of war on the highest difficulty is like also
Kind of a puzzle like that. Why did I go back?
The reason why I went back is that I was curious if the enemies despawned
Because I think there's nine billion resources in that room that I can probably use actually
um
It's so in other words i'm being greedy
Oh God, no, they're all there.
No, they're still all there.
God of War is also like a puzzle like that where it's like how do you get out of it.
The difference between Resident Evil Village on Village of Shadows and God of War is
that the times in this game where the game like locks you in and you're like you
have to kill this thing and that's where it's like gets nasty imagine that but
it's everywhere that's God of War because in God of War there are many rooms
where the room you're locked in with the enemies and you have to kill them and
there's like there might be no heals or one heal or very little and you have
to figure that out. And that's very tough.
But a lot of time in this game, the answer is just run, so that makes it a lot simpler most of the time.
I wonder if I get to go back here, because there's a lot of rounds here.
Oh, shit.
Well, the good news is that we are pretty flush with ammo and resources.
The bad news is that I think we're coming up on one of these things we may have to kill.
The Magnum.
I don't mind using the Magnum because we do have to, what's it called?
We have to upgrade the capacity anyway, so we gotta use it on something.
As long as I just never reload it.
Just don't reload it.
Okay, I'm pretty sure none of those...
i think he's not an enemy yet
Really?
Insane I'm sure that this is actually happened any insane resident even runner done village of shadows knife only
I'm sure somebody did it
No hit village of shadows knife only how the hell did they do that?
Get the hell out of here now. I'm really I'm really curious. Okay, so I think that this guy only becomes vulnerable
At like a certain time
We may want to spend all magnet to make sure if we don't okay
It might make more sense to hit him all with Magnum here and kill him as fast as possible
Even though I'm spending all my ammo just because I'm gonna spend so much else killing all of his ads too
No
Might make sense here
Yeah, you got a lot you got a lot of aura for yeah
I
Jesus
Yeah, it wasn't about that. No, no, no. I just, I didn't understand what you said. It sounded
like you said a slur, and that's why you were timed out. It's okay if you're excited about
cyberpunk. That's why, just to be clear, that's why you were timed out. I'm operating
on the assumption that I don't think that that's what you were trying to do.
Maybe we'll buy either a typo or something.
Yeah.
It's okay to like cyberpunk, it's not okay to type slurs.
I
Need shit
Okay, out of Magnum, we have shotgun, but let's put the shotgun, we're going to finally
get rid of that one.
to all my grenades okay I kind of I like stuff like this because it reminds me of
playing Halo legendary for the first time and like the reward of like every
little step forward is like you know a moment of progress I like that
Doesn't take three times more ammo. That's why I spent all the Magnum cuz like it was gonna take forever, by the way
Um
A damn crystals in here.
Which every game had a villas of shadows like difficulty?
Yeah, it's not something, it definitely sucks and most people would probably hate it but
I kind of do stuff like that where it's like this really fucked up, you know, how the
hell impossible.
It's fun to figure out your way through it.
I think there might be more crystals or something, but...
Uh...
No?
I think it's gonna be an expert. Uh, that wasn't bad at all, no.
It's an RPGs...
It's rare RPGs. I mean, I know there was stuff in X-Trust 33.
I didn't do, like, Simon or whatever, but, um...
most of an RPG is the answer is just just come back later and you come back
later and it's like oh my god this fight's easy now what the hell top right
of the big crystal oh and go thank you did not see that still more in here
though apparently man there's a lot of damn crystals in here
There. I can only imagine the fucking robot bitches are gonna be so annoying. I can only
imagine how hard it's going to be to kill those guys.
I don't know what.
You're the real deal, Ethan. Well done.
Quit hiding, asshole. I'm not letting you get out of this.
Cool your jets. Just a little bit more, and you're all wrapped up.
I'll lend you a hand. It's on exchange.
In exchange what?
First of all, come to me. Put all the flasks in the altar, and I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.
See you.
See you.
Yeah, yeah.
God damn it.
Do I think 8 is a step back from 7?
I do think that 7 is a more coherent, original...
I think it's a better game overall.
I do think that 8 is still a very good game.
Just think seven maybe is just a bit better
They kind of do different things better than each other a little bit. I think seven overall is better though
It's for the best one
Which resident evil is your favorite it's probably gonna be kind of a test of your own preferences
My favorite is probably the four remake because I like the action
I also love resident one because I love the puzzle elements of it, too
I've never played six actually never played it
Yeah, are you one remake I love are you one remake?
Yeah, the last the last quarter of Resident Evil 7 like that last bit on the boat is not nearly as good unfortunately I
Think I think the entire game of seven should have taken place in the house
They could have had the flashback with me on the boat and then go back to the house
But having you go to the house and the air the boat in the memory
And then you go back again and clear through the same shit with Ethan was just like oh
It also didn't help that they're kind of spamming some of the more annoying enemies there too because they're spamming like the big bloated guys all over the place
It's like oh
Yeah, yeah, then the boat would have been most effective as like a one time deal when
you play as Mia and it'd be like okay the boat section would be up and then and then
that should have been it.
They done that I think that would have been a lot better actually.
I think the house, all the way up until...
The house, all the way up until you do the escape room part?
I thought the escape room part was awesome.
That's like one of the best parts of the game, man.
So he has like no more...
I don't think there's any more meals to cook, actually.
I don't know if there's any more to cook.
As always a trustworthy fair exchange Okay, let's see we're going to sell the first
shotgun.
Yeah, that one and oh, I actually can't upgrade the capacity on the magnum yet.
I did not know that.
So, Magnum's a bit dead in the water for now.
You have 401 hours in Village, damn.
The gem is by the castle.
Yeah, I don't know where that last thing is.
Anybody know where that is?
I have no, the last Ruby.
I have no idea where that one is.
I think I was a bit of a step down.
I'm like, straight and balanced into it too.
I, you know, like I said, even like a bad,
Like, this Resident Evil game isn't all that great.
Like, Resident Evil 8 is still really good.
This game is really good, dude.
Go to the boat.
Wasn't there like a little crappy room
where you have to push around?
I'm remembering like there's a room somewhere.
And you gotta push some shit around somewhere.
Yeah, this game's good. Yeah. Eight is seven trying to be four. Yeah, it's, I think it's
a bit weird. I think, I think it's weird to try to make, I think it's a weird and a wrong-headed
idea to make Resident Evil eight or Resident Evil seven turn into four. I think that's
kind of weird. You need to boat the arkid so I got the boat. I'm having to return to zombies in
nine, not fed of lichens and mole. I would say that even since Resident Evil 1,
Resident Evil 1 if you remember right, it's not just zombies because you got zombies,
a giant snake, spiders, sharks. They're pretty much just like running through and
hitting everybody's deepest fears you know like that's what they're doing they're
trying they're trying to hit all the fears
you have to replay ability as good as nine
Well, there was a well out here.
Maybe this was it.
We'll see.
The only thing I'm concerned about with Resident Evil 9 is that if they're trying to do,
it's like they want to have the slow, you know, scary action and they want to have
Leon.
I kind of wonder if the game is going to be kind of weirdly, weirdly at odds with
itself or something you know it might be kind of strange we'll see how well
they're gonna be able to pull that off I don't know that's your fear too I feel a
lot more confident if it was just one or the other like if Resident Evil 9 was
all like that slow first person I'd be like hell yeah let's do it if it was
all Leon and be like hell yeah let's do it the fact that it's both I'm like
Like, ehhhhhhhhh.
Okay, this is what I was thinking of here.
There's like a push puzzle in here.
You're not very hopeful. I just think, uh, you know,
maybe it would be more effective if it was just, like, do one really well, you know.
Okay, it's kind of hard to aim my button presses here.
comes out on Friday. Is it third or the first person? I think so, so I think you can toggle
it at all times. So you can play whichever one you prefer. I think the intent, now I
could be wrong, is that you play the chick in first person like this, and during the
Leon sections you play that in third person. I think that that's, that's what they
they want you to do.
I'm doing midnight release. I don't think so. No, I'm not only going to be doing midnight.
I very rarely do midnight. I may have missed something else, but it's probably nothing.
Did you play Mio?
I did play Mio, yeah.
I miss shotgun shells.
Oh, well, rip.
I didn't see him.
I did play Mio.
You want to take Friday off work?
You put it from midnight till 8am.
Very excited.
Glad to see you guys are excited about it too, man.
Free phone.
Oh yeah, I did play Mio though.
I think the intent is that the first person sections
will be more atmospheric, scary, horror game stuff,
and then the Leon sections are more action.
I think that that's the intent.
Something else they said was that having Leon walking
around being scared is kind of weird, since he went
through RE2, he went through RE4, doesn't he also?
He's a character in RE6, like, at this point, like, you know, what, what could even possibly
scare him at this point, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so are we going to the altar now?
me uh sell the ship he's just not a character i've never even really seen that one i've never
seen it i'm a trust necklace if you get it
splendid do you know it's worth
what's up a good deal if i say so myself
requiem is tied to the events of six i think i'm better off just not even knowing
what happens in six to be honest I got better off
I don't know, it's really familiar.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Hmm
Clearly I'm missing something it's about as bad but code Veronica is worse than may damn well be
Okay, so it's not the torso.
Is this not the altar?
dais
We need a hero to pick re6 for marbles do we really
Okay, what am I missing here jet? Come on
How am I doing here?
Really love the hand on six. I like six
where the fuck is the altar then this isn't the altar
oh hang on it's this isn't it
on the boat there was another secret room you can get what's uh what's in the secret room
I do want help I played this game. Yes. Go ahead full spoilers. Tell me I don't care
Why is this ever a question?
Every time
Yeah, I keep looking over not a single fucking word of help. Yeah, I know I
Was ranting as the guy was lying
No, I've never played cyberpunk so what is the thing you get from going to this other place from the boat?
Well, then I'm obviously not talking about you Max Phoenix
Okay, so we take the chalice now back over there, okay
A lot of money and treasure okay, um
Let's go get back on the boat
I
Did do the torch puzzle room. Yeah, where you have to have the zombie light the thing on fire
I did I did that one. Yeah, is that the one you're thinking of?
The last thing but I did do that one yeah to be a mirror
Yeah, I that one I did solid P. Oh, yeah, I did do that one
You know that pre Christmas break magic where teachers are on a good mood Chad has that energy right now and I love it
The Jen
I'm really fucking hungry today when we go out to dinner.
Alright.
Time's up.
You've been 28 to 30 inches of snow this weekend.
Woo!
You're getting 28 to 30 inches of snow this weekend.
Save his name and he appears.
I believe in Marvel King.
Thank you for the 10 Gizubs.
Because I love them in Mario and Dark Souls and Elden Ring, and Zero Zelda and Marbles
and Street Fighter.
They say I believe in Barbara's King.
I believe in Barbara's King.
Hey, Zach from Mouse, thank you so much for the 10 gift subs, man.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
You got a gift sub.
Enjoy.
Thank you very much, sir.
Appreciate that, dude.
Well, it's Fishman the worst.
I actually think it's still the worst thing.
Fine! Ha! Just get your ass across the bridge!
Uh, no, no, thank you. I thank you for the continent and the kind community. Well, thank you very much, man. I appreciate that, dude.
Uh, thank you for the 10 gifts, ups.
The worst thing in Village of Shadows by, uh, so far, in my opinion, was the very first fight against the very first vampire daughter.
Because they throw you in a tiny closet room
where she's attacking you and you're getting attacked by two zombies also and
there's like everything is a one-shot you can't even move that was the worst
everything since then like there's been a couple moments that suck here or there
but that was the worst by far
come on it, don't worry, it's not a trap
what are you planning?
the tank fight is towards the end here
it's a starryon, i think re8 was before bouldersgate 3, right?
We've still got a lot of bullshit to take care of in the factory before we even get
to the end, so...
Uh, Rorick, uh, Normanum, thank you for the 7 months, sir. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Cheers, man.
Okay, this door's locked.
Cheapman, I missed. You're shooting down one of the Robo-Bitches in the Hangington, but you've never done that? Oh, I don't really care about Cheapmans, but...
If I'm over there, you can tell me about it. No, who knows if I have it or not? I have no idea.
What the hell, Mia?
Truth hurts, look.
One of the guys.
You're the movie queen.
Take Mia out like the others.
And then he gets going save Rose, right?
I'm healing my daughter.
Look, you got the soul.
Why would he sit there?
What are you talking about?
You think this is a game?
I said, yes!
Lady, super-sized bitch.
Ugly as a cycle-walk.
And then you're on a freak.
Don't you get it?
It's a test.
To see if you're strong enough to be a part of Miranda's family.
I don't want to be a part of Miranda's family.
Neither do I, but here we are!
And I'm extra lying, right?
Kill me? Move up the chain?
Well, fuck that!
I don't give a damn about your personal issues.
I just want to fix my daughter.
So do I.
You have any idea how powerful a kid is?
Being Miranda's scarier.
Last time you freaked, I swore to God!
You and me.
Together, we go save roads and I can use her to grind Miranda into pinks.
My daughter is not a weapon.
Fuck you!
Last chance.
You don't have to find out what's in there.
Last chance. You don't have to find out what's in that hole. I'll take my chances. You're
Why do we get a sit by the hole?
Helicopter man!
Wow
I forgot how funny this game is, that was close, yeah.
What was that thing?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Oh, what was that thing? Obviously it's what happens when you fuck a plane. When a man
and a helicopter have sex, they make a beautiful baby helicopter man.
I'm a mom, a copter, and a daddy copter.
I've heard of helicopter parenting, but come on.
Shut up.
I'll see you in the next video.
Thank you for the 2000 bits.
Appreciate that, thank you Waffum.
Goddammit.
I
Appreciate that dude. Are you getting eaten by a zombie playing VR?
The helicopter song always makes me think of Metal Gear Solid 5 now.
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah.
of
the
death
of
death
of
It's got a helicopter in it?
Yeah, it's very easy to add music to your helicopter and Metal Gear Solid 5 so it can play whatever music you want it to.
I haven't forgiven you for playing the Mortal Kombat theme on my Google home while I was sleeping.
Were you sleeping one day and then all of a sudden you're here?
I've expanded my services, please come take a look.
Seeking something in particular.
I must have been scary.
Please do take a look at my new stock.
Uh, okay we'll take the bigger case.
My most popular items so oh, I mean we gotta buy this shotgun right does so much more damage cost 180k
Is this a pistol
Let's say
So my pistol does 180 and my shotgun does 960 I still can't upgrade the capacity on the Magnum yet
Although it looks like if you want to upgrade the capacity the Magnum yet. Do you have to buy the part now?
All right, that's not how that works
Here trigger
This one is 200 and my pistol so this is stronger than my pistol
I'm just gonna take you to stick your finger in the duke's belly button.
How much is a leg? How much is that?
I have no idea.
Well, I want to buy these.
Uh, I think...
I should, uh...
try to use up some of the ammo in the guns first.
It is only 15 rounds. Alright, fuck it.
you can have the M9 and we'll buy the handgun
Five layers like $1, okay
I'm only losing four shotgun shells if I use that but I'll wait a little while and
And we'll try to use those four.
Yeah, I didn't lose that much, right?
Uh, there might be some ammo I could buy for the grenade launcher.
Alright, let's go sell the shotgun, now that we've unloaded it.
That's you wish.
This one does more damage.
Can upgrade the uh upgrade the damage on this one?
Oh it's trying to get really pricey though.
Oh is there anything I can do by the way too?
Is there anything else you can cook?
So it's yet is there no more anything to cook because I got everything or am I am I
good because I'm still carrying around meat.
I'm wondering if I should just like, can I just sell the meat?
Cause I've got, I'm good, so like I can sell the poultry and the meat and all that stuff now.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
So poultry, fish, meat.
So there's actually a lot of extra, there's a lot of extra.
Can you eat it?
Oh, I don't know, can you?
No, right?
These, there's no way these are heels, are they?
I mean, Zelen?
Yeah, they killed all of us in alarm, it worked well.
Cannot be eaten as is, yeah, I guess so.
Okay, sell the meat.
Okay, so we have shotgun.
New guns.
There's probably a new rifle somewhere here too kind of thing.
You want to eat my meat?
I'll make some good meat.
You want my french toast?
French toast is amazing.
Secret to your French toast, I follow a recipe.
It's a pretty good secret.
I
I think chat would most enjoy barbs.
Stove fire spaghetti
There's no other dudes
I wonder if the enemies later in the game drop more loot?
like does the loot in the game scale it kind of seems like it does I'm getting I
feel like I'm getting more money than I did from the werewolves and shit
Uh, beauty breaker, thank you for the 45 months, I really appreciate that, thank you sir.
Yeah, I uh...
I wonder if at this point fighting is more ideal.
I also wonder if I have less money than I should.
I don't know, there's so many questions I have.
We're seeming to manage either way, but...
Greetings.
Hello?
Oh man, just get packed his way up here.
Oh
Remember that time when I thought he missed the marble long
of
music man thank you very much for the 46 months I really appreciate that thank
You music man
You don't like beat them up games, oh, I do I
Think there's a lot of lazy beat them ups up there though
where
You know you have the assets you throw them down and you know, I don't know
of
I did I think I did get the magnum ammo Jesus
I was a lot of lazy beat em ups nowadays we're talking about like the 2d style like pearls
and time a lot of devs put them out there that seem like there's not a lot of
energy it's just kind of like whatever I guess uh streets of rage for I think is
possibly the best beat em up ever made that game is amazing job low thank you
for the 86 months really appreciate that they could job low look most beat
beat-em-ups are about, um...
I feel like a lot of beat-em-ups are more about, like, nostalgia and making a quick book than they are, like, a game genre that people take seriously.
Which I think is a shame.
Why shouldn't beat-em-ups be a genre we take seriously?
Chills and time is fantastic.
This is harder to make a 3D beat-up. I think it's just more so. I don't know if there's like a lot of creative juice behind it.
I think Streets of Rage 4 is pretty close because of how complex the moves are and the level design and the art like there's a lot of there's a lot of juice behind Streets of Rage 4 and it might be in any way.
Anyway
Scott pilgrim was good I
Know about Absalom. Yeah, I never really got around to it
I played the dudes what's funny is I played the sponsors. I had a sponsor where I played the demo for it
Whoa
We beat it. When I played the demo for Absalom, you couldn't even like get that far. So we
ended up like replaying like the first act a lot. I didn't get to see much of the game
at all. Yes, Greg, we see your fucking heart. Scooter rest.
He was just a boy, be nice to Greg, he's the most in the same shit.
He posed no he's been posting a lot is that a hype training mode what is that
Greg is beloved like I love how Chad is usually cack by well let's see what happens when I time
I'm out Barris.
Let's see.
ج
so we like Greg the Barris no apparently not huh wow man pretty brutal out
here. That other guy sucks to be honest. Wow, we're learning a lot about each other.
it so good but thank you for the sub we should do it says there's something else here I don't
see it though any ideas
look at the ceiling ah good but thanks so much appreciate it man
I never knew him, but I got the club, yeah.
There it is.
He he he, he not Greg. He time out LOL Mao.
Fucking bodyguard is such a funny TTS.
You're like River City Girls? Yes, I think it was a marbles game. It was okay.
So, the X on the wall over there, uh, you want to blow that up, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna want to blow this up
That is not right kind of ammo
That isn't to put a big axe on the wall, yeah?
That's a question.
I wouldn't even just agree to work with Heisenberg to get his daughter back.
And then, like, let's say they kill Miranda or whatever, then turn his back on him?
And we can just be like, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, let's do it, I'm with you.
Because he's an idiot.
It's like he owes these people to tell the truth or anything, they tried to murder him
right off the bat.
Nope.
of
of
I like Heisenberg's voice actor.
Okay, I don't think that's it.
So I don't know where the cog goes.
Even in Electro Promise diminishes with each finger loss.
No, it's not the same actor as as as a stereo right now
It is him is it really I didn't know that actually I did not you know I thought they just count and sounded a little similar
So I don't think I know where the cog actually goes.
I looked at it, what did I look at?
I saw something, what did I see?
No, it doesn't go in the generator, does it?
I tried to press A.
Oh, you know you have to like wait, okay
I thought we could join forces and get that bitch around.
Truly, truly disappointed.
She took me.
Took off to be her children.
She locked us away in the dungeon.
They can't do it. They will force us to attack.
Can you understand any compression of the enemy?
I will kill you.
I will kill you.
No, I need power.
Ah, I'm gonna do that!
Are the fruits of my...
The strong will destroy the weak! That's the way of the world!
They should have never refused me!
I'm gonna break!
Oh man almost died reading over a couple of shotgun shells
Oh fuck you man!
Yeah
Helicopter helicopter
Let's stat, thank you for the 14 months, Ted with double D's, thank you for the 1000
bits, thank you for the 2000 bits.
Impressive timing.
I think he was waiting, how did he, how did he know?
I think he was dead, okay we didn't get set back too far, thankfully.
the fiat are waiting
helicopter
You were dead!
Jesus man, holy shit!
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I must have cramped the halls and mobs and builds your shadows.
You're not kidding, man.
Amazonian Outstanding Dad Aliens.
Goods is more important than anything anything is this one used to be attached to something
Little enough in fills the purse as they say
Oh, let's see how is the okay, so we'll wait to upgrade capacity
How much money do I have anyone?
I
Pipe bombs
Let's say
They're having a kid replacing parts their body with heavy machinery
Yeah, say that I have no
This is all an investment, even.
$25,000 for this one.
Uh, hard to say what's best.
Do you ever, alright, question.
Do you actually never get to upgrade the capacity on the Magnum?
Is that like not how this game works?
The only way to upgrade the capacity on the Magnum is to, uh, it's a part.
That's the only way.
So that means you're, that means we're never actually going to be able to get free Magnum
ammo on this one, right?
Right.
So what I'm, what I'm really asking is that there's no such thing as free Magnum, as
free Magnum ammo, basically, right?
I know he has it, but that's not going to give me, I don't think that's going to
give me free ammo though.
I'm, well, I'm talking about the free ammo is what I want.
my magnum condom is there a is there like a save in here or no other is a
saving you're like what the hell is the save up yeah yeah I have some I thought
I could upgrade like in other reasonable games you can upgrade the capacity and
and then you'll get a free magazine.
You can do it in this game,
but you can't do it with the Magnum though.
For 100K I hope it comes with free ammo.
I would actually bet you it doesn't.
I don't think it does.
Got a long way to go.
Thank you for your patronage.
Try and reload the save.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
What is the name of Miranda? She feels like everything of character name Miranda in every
piece of media is a huge bitch about Miranda and uh and what's it called
Sex in the city.
We know Kanye's favorite emo.
Which one was Miranda?
Was Miranda the redhead?
Think so?
Fuck Miranda in Sex in the City.
Struck coming out strong as Miranda in Sex in the City
I can't remember Samantha
Carrie right
I
About Milania
Can I actually, um, have the handgun ammo, I could craft some, I don't know if it's
even worth it honestly, probably better off, probably better off making pipe bombs and
land mines and not even bother making handgun ammo in this game.
Well the handgun is actually way better than it was, that's for sure.
I mean, this is where my bloodless fighter makes kill all my cats and then himself in
one round.
I think the funniest run I had in Mugenic so far was the leech necromancer who filled
the entire map with leeches so that you couldn't even move anymore.
Also he uh, he passed the HP cap so later on he just had like 100 HP and like he couldn't
die.
Oh, he was also immortal, yeah, also that.
Got about that.
So every time he got hit he just wouldn't die, he'd just still be there.
I think while I was lucky he didn't lose any of his like charisma or intelligence, not
that it didn't really matter, right?
all he has to do is sit there and throw a leech.
You get rabies early and just abandon the quest because that shit sucked as rabies really
bad.
Darkest Dungeon I swear to god it loves to give you rabies right as you're on your
way to the boss, specifically the hag.
I swear, the hag is like the most guilty of it.
All my way to go get the hag instantly you get rabies.
I don't know if that was worth a pipe bomb, but.
How's Max difficulty treating you?
Or looked absolutely punishing at first?
Before I answer your question,
did you run this through the AI first,
Mask and Dante or not?
Or answer you.
I wanna ask Bar what house stream's going,
But I don't know, like chatGPT help me out here.
Is this true, Brock?
Cut us in slack.
it's been there's been a couple parts of him pretty shit
the two worst parts so far were
the very first fight
against the daughter was really bad
And, um, Moro was pretty grueling.
Oh, well that's cool, good for you guys.
I'm happy for you.
this jetpack all around.
Okay, there's like something I have to do here, and I don't remember what ah
Ah, that's it.
Okay, alright, that was amazing.
Wow.
What a jump, bro.
Oh, yeah, this is a pistol
They know Chad a giant blade comes at you full speed just put your hands up
as evil as an FPS 7 was the first one that was a first person shooter
First and the best one half of nine will be to
Thank you.
I'm very excited for a new online.
There we go.
Shit. That was close.
That was such a cool part of Dead Space 2.
The, uh, shoot the glass windows to vent all the Necromorps into space.
Uh, but it can also kill you, and then you have to shoot the thing to bring down the security gate.
That's so cool. I love that space, too.
Oh, we got another one.
Who in all the machinery has weak point eyeballs right now, right?
Well, why do you think he made it that way?
The scorpion is hard.
Do we even know what we're doing?
We just went in here and we just started turning nozzles and shit.
Like, we have no idea what it is.
Yeah, sure.
Turn this one.
There's no Dead Space 2 remaster.
It's just a game on Steam.
And Death Phase 2 is totally fine on Steam.
Rose
Oliver
If that happens, it's all over
For your kid
That's the whole village
But don't worry
I'll stop it
I'll use Rose to kill Miranda
Ha ha ha ha
Poor Pop
You're the only one who doesn't see your kid's power
Take Rose
I'm trying to get worried about the final boss, guys.
There's more.
I think they made him pretty bland and generic and almost like he blends in the first game
because they wanted the player to...
That's why a lot of games do that for first person shooter games because they want the
player to imagine themselves as like immersive, right?
And then, because the game is narrative, Ethan does have to talk periodically or it's fucking
weird, so he has to talk once in a while, right, for a self-insert.
But when they do make him talk, they have him say the most bland, uninteresting, like,
why did you even say that?
Because they still want to, they want to have that, they want to have that, and
so what ends up is that Ethan comes across as the dumbest person ever.
This is the end result, so that's my theory anyway
Like how would you even describe the kill like one good litmus test is like how would you describe the character?
Like how would you describe Leon like Leon is like, you know, he starts out. He's unsure and he's new but
you know he's in over his head
and
you know as time goes on he becomes kind of wisecracking and cocky because you know
he's been through so much shit
uh...
he's you know he's a good guy overall a little goofy right like he kinda has a
character right and he can describe it as that
uh...
i don't know how i don't know how in the world describe the character of
Ethan
dumb
bland
Well, you got it out of your head, like what would you say?
Stumbles, yeah.
He has the personality of a mushroom.
Oh
Killing you wasn't too bad
He's a fun guy
This guy is still here because I still refuse to spend how much ammo to kill this guy.
Yeah, this is the ball.
yeah this is the ball
a couple of 360 nose goes for them
like how my dad was here earlier and he was like so what's this game you just walk around
and you don't you don't fight anything
i was like
yeah
pretty much
he's not wrong i don't know
Oh
Things are looking so good
So maybe I should kill that guy because apparently he's going to follow me in here.
I should kill him not beating the owl the the allegations here are Ethan
I wonder how bad it would be to kill that guy.
Oh Jesus man!
What's it that got done recording all the time? It's like, huh, I just wasted more.
Yeah, how bad would it be to kill this guy, I wonder?
I don't think I have a way to get rid of him, even if I try to go sneak up to the key door,
right?
Remind yourself they're overconfidence. This is slow and insidious killer. I wasn't so much overconfident as it was curiosity on this one
I think if I did want to kill him
It might make more sense to just spam explosives in the room because there's nine million enemies in that room too
so like
My that might make the most amount of sense because I'll be able to kill him and those guys at the same time
Curiosity killed your mugenics run
Wow.
Damn.
brutal.
That's the most difficult Resident Evil game I feel like this game on the hardest mode
like this this is way harder than Village of Shadows or excuse me Resident Evil 7 Madhouse.
Who's game is catching strays?
Look, she has that speedrunner's raging, so this one might be it.
This is probably one of the hardest ones I've played for sure.
I wonder if he would follow me out here.
of
Oh, well.
We forgot the ball mold no I was running away because but so my plan there was to
see if you would follow me even if you put them in the other room but no his
um his like aggro range like he's got to be leashed to that area in particular so whoa
Another one of these guys
Hey, what's up? Okay, okay
Oh, man
Okay, so we have we got the key we got the shot I did I miss I
Wonder did I get everything I needed from that or I was just thinking of ways to pass the time
Why is the FOV so low? I don't know. I don't think you can even increase the FOV at all.
I also have to combine those.
Alright.
Eisenberg's hammer. Very valuable.
The man likes what he likes.
Okay, uh, I think the shotgun could the shotgun and the pistol could both use capacity upgrades. Let's go do that
Yeah, you can't change a fov in this game
How are you cognate I
I could do the rifle as well.
Is there another rifle in this game, Chad?
Do you only get the one rifle the whole game?
It really opens up in third person.
That is true actually.
That's a good point.
Is there another rifle in the game or no?
There's only one rifle the whole game.
Ah yes, thank you.
Uh, Mattia, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you Mattia.
Do you think you can do them Slayer?
Ah, really?
You never thought, so that might, maybe that's the only one.
I was wondering before I upgraded the capacity on this one too, but I guess I, I mean,
I think even when you do that, you get most of your money back, I think.
So like even if we did find it, we could always just sell it now.
Your eyesight is not improving as you get older.
I don't think anybody's eyesight gets better as they get older.
You've all heard the expression, close, make the man.
All right.
Is it really true?
County of Bald West.
Thank you for the tier three gift sub.
Holy crap.
Thank you very much.
County of Bald West.
of that. Alright guys, getting late. Kiddy and I were actually going out tonight for
food and we'll put my girls down for bed. I think we're gonna call it there. We
have not finished Village of Shadows. Made some good progress today. Got some real
bullshit done but still got more to go. Guys, thank you guys for watching. Thank
you guys for hanging out. I'll be back streaming tomorrow. Hopefully I will
see you guys then. Oh, let's go find somebody who is streaming. Let's go
raid somebody. I guess we're watching. I appreciate you guys. Oh, let's see. Where we going?
Where do we raid today?
Sumo in March, right? It's not about Sumo again.
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah, well three votes to
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