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All right, let's begin.
I don't know when I'm going to recover from my sickness, I hope it's soon.
I still feel a little sore.
A little sick.
We're here.
Ready to climb.
Hope you feel better.
I will.
Every day I'm getting a bit better.
What's the best ramen in your opinion?
instant ramen my favorite instant ramen is I don't know the name of it it's a
Korean one and kind of soupy it kind of looks like ox tail soup that's my favorite
one by far and it's not spicy I can't handle it
oh and fuck cut noodles
I mean it's really easy to repair but I actually don't like it I swear it's like 20% worse
than the ones in a packet that you make in a pot.
We tried Biriamen? No. I won't try to feel like Standard Brands.
Oh, no, don't make me play Bilgewater.
I'm really bad at build water
I'm really hoping I can just play like a nice standard game of something.
Prismatic destiny. Oh my god. I'm down to put my hands in mortdog's hands. What do you
have for me Mort Dog? Oh wow. That's kind of awesome. Okay, okay, sweet. What am I
I'm going to play off this.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Oh wait.
Am I tripping or am I supposed to...
I'm like actually thinking about making 40. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Yeah, I think I'm actually supposed to make 40 here.
It'll make 15 next turn.
And I'm holding Void, cause uh, fast 10's like immediately on the table now.
It's like, would I really kill any units if I played my board? I don't think I would've.
How much difference does a dude on the line making 40 here on the journey to max econ
Which is a hundred gold this will probably get me five more gold
I guess I have to sell this anyway
Okay, fuck I kind of don't want to sell this because I'm almost certain that my game
The game plan here is just play Void.
I don't know, fuck.
If my game plan is actually Force Void, I can't make 50 here.
Roll for Bard.
No, I...
Rolling for Bard on hedge fund would...
Like it doesn't cost you 8 gold to roll for Bard, it would cost you like 20 gold
in terms of the econ lost.
I think I have to lose this one, because I really need to get the Cogma in like
right now. I feel like I have a fairly easy path to level 10 here. Are there any good
void flex counts? Yeah? I mean, I would just call those void, but you can't hit level
10. But I've definitely had some very strong top 4 boards. Okay, I pray for a Kog'maw.
Oh
Uh-oh
Okay, it's actually really bad I might have to think about pivoting
Okay, I think I am down to take any void on carousel here.
God damn it, there's only a chogath.
If I don't avoid this turn, I probably have to give up on it.
What else can I angle?
I mean, I could just angle Unara, but I feel like I should try to angle something fast
9 with this start.
What is everybody else playing?
with the way to Philius, level up.
Build your water.
Shadow Isles, Clista.
Level up and get a second Sonna.
Okay, here's Void at least.
How could he not lie on a Sunday?
It's because I'm getting coaching
for him soloing a son.
Okay, I think I will stay on the Void line.
I got it in very late though.
Are you sick?
Yeah, I'm still sick.
i got sick from the Paris trip
okay one HP saved
why aren't we making 70?
right, did I have enough to make 70 without selling Kog'Maw?
I'm pretty sure I was like one gold off
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Oh, I did have enough. Oh, shit, I did have enough.
Ah, you're right. I should have.
Okay.
I'll rest knowing that I saved 1 HP.
Yeah, I'll rest knowing I saved 1 HP.
I can't find this Rek'Sai unfortunately.
That's okay.
You really don't need...
Forvoid.
If I win this game at 1 HP, you'll know why.
Yeah.
down to that one HP saved baby. Could also be a Diana game. If I get like BT Titans
It's down for Diana.
I might get this avoid.
I kind of like it.
I already put 120 gold.
No, just 100.
I could have made it there a little bit faster, but I held Void for a long time.
I have half the Titans, half the DT.
I'll wait and see my Augment.
If I get an Augment that helps me go 10 though.
The main problem I see here is I can't really roll until Stage 4-1.
Oh, I know. I'm pretty sure I can't roll until 4-2.
Yeah, because I have to have Rift Herald.
That's a little scary.
Was that supposed to roll for Void? No way, right?
There's like, econ suicide.
A little more back in, I think it's in 10 months.
My fire cell, I'm gonna go 10.
These are all pretty bad.
Crap, that's gonna be so awkward because I'll have to roll before I unlock Shelly.
Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 fights I have to sec.
I can maybe do it on 2 lives if I start saving HP now.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna commit to Void.
Let's keep it simple.
Let's commit to Void.
If I keep being it simple, then these are the items I would slam.
I don't want to over complicate it and then try to flex between two builds here and then
die.
I feel like I have a decent spot to still play for first place playing Void here.
I need to save some HP somehow, but still lose every round.
Well, I don't even need to lose every round.
If I could win a round, I'd be really happy.
Get Gumblade on Carousel.
Alright, this might actually be a spot to roll like twice here.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say I think I have to roll twice here.
I'm sitting on four pairs or three pairs.
I'm gonna roll.
Let's save a little bit of HP.
I'm not key.
Okay this is really bad now, I just rolled 8 cooldowns and I did not get stronger.
All I got was pairs, pairs, pairs, pairs, pairs for days.
I need to like hit like a two-star Chugat that I recall them all.
Normally this is where you have Rift Herald unlocked when you speck a little bit.
Oh, this is gonna be really scary.
Hello, I test that pick...
Next to eight months.
Okay, think.
I need to be at least two lives on 4-2.
That's like a requirement.
Okay.
I'm fairly certain I do have to roll twice here.
Oh god
Well the mouse are echoed, not.
It's not very strong.
We gotta do some math. 40 HP right now, I could realistically go to like 17 HP and like be okay
Which means I can take 23 damage. I'm allowed to take like 8 damage here
6, perfect. Well, I don't know if it's a perfect, but
playable
Wait, why did I say I took 6 damage when I actually took 9?
Okay, that's not perfect.
Uh-oh.
Oh, will it wisp?
Thanks for the 45 months.
I really hate that I had to roll here, but it looks like it will save me a bit of HP.
Oh, oh my god, I actually win.
I won!
I want to fight!
Let's go!
Okay.
Now I can sec one.
Yes, now I can sec one, and then hopefully growth mindset.
Although I will have to level up to eight just to unlock Kaisa, no matter what here.
And it's not completely over.
There's a tiny sliver of hope.
I am uncontested.
I was unfortunately very unlucky, I had to roll a lot.
But maybe we have a chance here.
I can feel like a rod.
Oh thank you.
Okay I do have to level. I know it sucks.
Okay, I think next turn I'm just going 9 and just rolling.
It was at the stabilizer board no matter what
Maybe I should have even locked set here
Or if I could win this oh
Oh my god, okay, huge, huge, huge.
Alright, we might be back.
Imagine growth mindset just win the game.
No, Spirit Link is great though.
3-3s.
Is that enough money?
It's not enough money to make it 10.
I'd rather go Spirit Link and win.
of
So I have to stabilize enough to go 10. We're definitely not just gonna be able to rog go 10 here
I think I'm rolling for one more upgrade
Wukong, Terak, Velvet, Chugath
Yeah, sure
Okay, that means Wukong doesn't need to be played
Alright, I can scout.
Is the coaching on hour?
I know, it's in four hours.
item should I get on Carousel? I have a cloak open. If I want to go Baron item, I go BT.
But Baron item is not good right now. I kind of feel like I should just play for the
right now, which may be a backline item. I don't really have one. The closest thing
going to be a spark. Alright, I'll just take it. I'm sure it'll do fine. What about Kraken
Kaisa? Kraken's good on Belveth, but I don't have Belveth 2 yet. Also, Belveth is a lot
less reliable. I think it's good to just prioritize making it to 10 at all rather than
making your level 10 as strong as possible. I feel like, besides maybe a really strong
I'm gonna ask for a new realign. I don't think I'm gonna lose once I hit Baron.
Okay, hopefully now, I just don't have to spend any more money.
Okay, fuck. You don't know how bad I'm gonna spend some money right now.
Look at my matchups. I win, I lose, I lose. Okay, fuck.
I'm down to spend enough money to hit one upgrade.
Nice, it was the best upgrade. Don't buy the Maelzahar, it's a bait.
Yeah, don't buy the Maelzahar.
We only need Maelzahar to unlock Baron, that's it.
Yeah, I think this fight alone will already be Kai'Sa upgrade diff.
They've got to hit the kaisa, that was by far the most important upgrade.
She's all my damage.
Yeah, imagine my kaisa didn't have two-star here.
If you're not going to buy it, why are you holding the pair?
On level 10, I would like to have the mouse RT or just have the strongest possible board.
So it's one of those micro optimizations where you just hold it until... you hold it
if you're not sure.
Okay, that was like a Kaisa plus Spark Diffo.
If I ended both of those actions, I probably would have lost right there.
Okay, I'm just going to be pretty boring.
I'm just going to stay still.
I'm going to cog him a little bit closer.
I know I'm so close to Kai'Sa, but he has Shred.
Okay, nice. The Trimmer is stuck on my Taric.
Wait, we might actually kill him early. We got on him fast.
This is really good.
A little big conclusion. Thanks for the prime.
Wow, wasn't this game looking really bad?
Didn't we kind of like dig this game out of like a trench by rolling really aggressively on six?
Hey, I had to roll like 20 gold on 6, that felt so bad, but because of that we won 2 rounds,
were able to win streak, then we lived long enough to our unlock, rolled aggressively,
and then stabilized our board up.
So it's just not funny to stay alive, is rolling and going void bad?
I mean, your win con is level 10, so I'm going to get to a level 10 that's bad, but I had to here, like I was so scared if I didn't...
Okay, I know this looks stupid, like Albert, why did you just...
Why are you getting an item per kaisa when you have a Baron Nash on your board?
Okay, I promise there's a good reason
Okay, the reason is that three item kaisa is actually very important
I could make an IE for Baron right now, but it's not substantial enough
Like it's not significant enough
What's gonna carry me right now until I could Baron too is
three item kaisa
Also, it's not like I'm just gonna like blink and then there's a Baron too in my shop
Okay, alright, my bad.
I should have itemized the Baron.
Next time I'll fucking itemize the Baron.
I am so sorry for giving you 2 Gio, I was not familiar with your game.
That's fine, that's fine.
I'll give them- I'll give them items eventually.
I think I figured out why you always get Baron Nashor so early.
Like, once you unlock Baron, you always see Baron too, like, very early.
It's because everybody's playing Legendaries, and they're all thinning out the Legendary Pool,
and Baron is like the same rarity as a Legendary, even though he has a 7 cost.
So I'm pretty sure you're just like, first of all, on level 10,
you have 25% odds of Legendaries, which is already a lot,
And then most alleged nerfs are out of the pool.
So I'm fairly certain we're just getting Baron Nashors for free.
Oh yeah, I think Baron's still bugged.
See, I have to keep doing this every round.
You guys don't already know.
There's a bug where if you don't bench and unbench your Baron
every single round, it's so annoying.
He gets weaker.
Going back on Baron for the dash.
So there's two ways you can play Baron.
One, you can do this, and then he'll dash in at the beginning.
And he'll usually dash right here.
Or you can play him as a frontliner and share aggro with Rift Herald.
I like the share aggro version because I generally feel like when he jumps in the backline he takes
a bunch of damage.
You can do that if you have like BT steriks based on your build.
Don't play Volibear over Swing.
Ah, no. Swing's good utility.
I would rather hold Econ and get...
In the rare event that someone can beat my board.
At least I have a lot of Econ, I can try for a 3-star.
Oh, I made a horrible mistake.
I'm still sick, but I really wanted sushi.
So, Annie and I, we bought fish from the market.
We bought salmon and tuna from the market.
And then I sliced up some sashimi today, but now I feel really bad.
Oh no, my Adams.
I guess even try this line.
Oh, I don't feel good.
It was really nice fish though.
I finally had like the fancy tuna, Otoro.
Box box cooked.
If your definition of cooking is buying already ready sashimi and then just grabbing a knife
and going like this, then yes, I did cook.
I then microwaved some instant rice because I don't know how to make rice yet.
Okay, I do know how.
But I'm just making the goddamn instant rice, okay?
And then, yeah, I mean, if that's your idea of cooking, then yes, I did cook.
some instant rice and slicing some fish.
Rice cookers are so cheap.
No, it's not about that.
Like, you know the thing that the Asian families do?
They like make like a large batch of rice in the rice cooker and then like over the
course of the next day or two your whole family like still eats away at it.
We don't have people in our house that will do that.
It's just me, my roommate Robert, and then my girlfriend, Annie.
And we don't eat enough rice to actually go through that.
So we just have a couple bowls of instant rice.
And then whenever we actually do want to prepare something,
we just microwave the instant rice.
You can freeze the rice, or you can freeze rice.
Wait, is there like a nutritional difference between regular rice and instant rice?
You telling me a box could kick this rice?
Alright, is anyone going to find anything crazy?
This guy's about to hit a Unara and I should probably be rolling right now for it.
Wait, fuck.
That guy's one off of Unara three.
I shouldn't even think of the full.
Wait, I'm going to just roll to zero for this, Unara.
Wait, this guy is going to hit you in R3.
I skipped a build up.
Oh no.
No, no, no, he's going to hit.
I tried to stop him, I failed.
Is this Biss Barad-Nasher?
Oh, this is so bad.
Not only did I not hit a Unara, I also skipped a Belva that would have been my counter-wind
con. Yeah, we call this one box box this. Come on. I got to find his unar before he
does. Oh fuck. Yeah, I'll stop, I'll stop swimming.
I'm down a cell here, it's also in here because I'm winning no matter what, unless he hits.
Okay, I think I should have given up on Kaisa.
Yeah, I think I might have given up on Kaisa.
Alright, just roll for Yunara.
I skipped a Yunara!
OH GOD!
OH GOD, I ROLLED TOO FAST!
I ROLLED TOO FAST!
OH!
he probably has it oh he doesn't have it oh he has it he has it cuz you can talk
he's not selling us fuck well I got no one to blame but myself for that one I
cannot believe I fucking skipped it I skipped the Unara oh I went too fast
It's my fault. I really don't want to blame but myself.
I don't think it's good enough.
Billet 3 probably can't beat Unara 3 here.
Yes, I've been close.
It's my fault!
It's my fault!
I skipped the fucking Unara, man!
Ah!
Alright.
At least there's only a 10-up in my sake.
Oh god!
too fast. If alt3 kind of sucks, honestly. Not alt3, sorry, 4 costs are equal. I think
even if I didn't have to dagger in my board, I still would have lost that.
And you have gone for Kaisa?
No, I'm too far away.
I'm 8 BELVETS, 7 Kaisas.
Although honestly, seeing how not close that was, BELVET 3 vs Kaisa 3, I should have just
sold BELVETS from the beginning and just only focused on denying.
Because by default, I'm already winning.
So if I just keep the status quo and weep Knight of Us hit, then I'll win.
BELVET without healing is 6.
Oh, I mean in general it doesn't matter if they're feeling that you're not losing a one-shot you
That was my bad. I'll be better next time next time. I won't skip the goddamn you Nara
Do you believe that you know our IE bug is true, but what do you mean? Do I believe it? There's literally like evidence
Wow, what an interesting...
Okay, yeah.
There's like literally evidence that it's true.
Like, you can just look at the stats and immediately see that Unara with IE is bugged.
That's why everybody's playing at this patch.
What's the bug?
It's just too much damage.
It does more damage than she's intended to.
So like, all variants of Unara that involve Infinity Edge are a lot stronger than before.
That's why like right now a two star Unara on level 8 can actually be some level 9 boards.
Like the item is probably 25% larger or stronger than it's supposed to be right now, which
is a pretty big deal.
Like imagine if your deathblade just gave like 90 AD instead of 65.
that number is supposed to be. Then you definitely lean towards making deathblades whenever you
can. Alright, I'm playing bad brick. I'll see you guys in a bit. That game was not bad.
I'll do it better here.
What do I think about this spot right now?
I have Ionia, I have Renna, but Navi which doesn't make much sense.
Okay, I have like a lot of parts of Ingles.
I don't think Unsealed from Steel is very good anywhere here.
I like Gold Destiny in general.
I just like taking the Destiny Augments.
The patience study is like quite good in my spot.
Okay, but it's three gold
Each no expeditious wait a second, okay, hang on maybe Pog
Okay, I'm not just losing seven player combats
This will take wait this will take three rounds and maybe it's this one this will take three rounds
Have ten every units die
I'm not certain if it's better. I need a second to think about it
So
One was loose seven which obviously you just lose seven. It's it's fairly easy to do you don't have to streak
But the payouts actually not that high for taking seven rounds and so much HP whereas this one is um
this one's basically saying lose three
because
Three units die then three units die then four units die
Alright, maybe I could have done the Scythe on Yasuo actually, maybe that was a play.
Oh, the Born Kill, thanks to the Prime.
But yeah, I think that this middle quest is a bit better because it lets me start
my goals earlier, like it lets me start the next quest earlier.
And some of the rounds, or some of the quests involve just like time.
Oh yeah, am I re-rolling?
I forgot to think about that.
Do I still have my team plan effort?
I'll just find one.
I'm probably re-rolling Bard.
Thank you, Griving.
Thanks for 40 months each in all his life.
Yeah, it's quite fun.
Alright.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
four
One two three four five six seven eight
Damn, we're really I really just went eight gold on bard and I'm gonna sell
Damn I
Learned that Simon worth it to hold up the puzzle. Well, it might be worth it hold by
No, I don't think it is I
Don't think it is
Cuz I can make 30 next round
Isn't fire a little five. Yeah, but I'm not gonna be five for a while
Also by three is gonna be hard to hit
Alright, what I want here, I think I want to chain dust.
Oh hey, it's all done by.
Oh wait, I just realized something.
Okay, whatever.
I was going to grab the chain dust no matter what though, because I want Gargoyle.
I just realized I'm like almost certain this guy is getting sold next turn
Okay, what quest I want to see now I think I want to see the quest this is by 24 exp
Oh, I lose three Clara comments in a row is pretty good
Oh, you know have no items on your bench I think is easier and it gets solved one turn sooner
and then you get to choose a quest on creep round.
I think losing 3 player combats is easy.
They're both fine. I scouted and I know nobody's sacking,
so I can play my strongest board and still lose.
I'm not sure...
Anyway, let's think about that. So one of them will have no items on your bench for 3 rounds,
which would be this round, the next round, and then the creep round. Then you would get a quest on 3-1.
one. The other one, the one that I took, is you lose three rounds in a row, which is lose, lose,
creep rentals, and count, and then lose. So you get quest on three, two, but you get a little bit more.
I'm not sure which one's better. I, my guess was this one, the one that I took.
I would say that like usually this one comes at like the risk of you could get grieved,
but I've been scouting. I know nobody's gonna grieve me.
Yeah, yeah, he's definitely not gonna agree for me
I thought creep run didn't count. Uh for some of them it does. It's kind of poorly awarded
But the item round ones refer having no items
It counts
You should have picked the seven loss one really because the seven loss one I would cash it out i'm three two
What I did here was loose, what was it, loose 3, or like half 10 units die which is basically
loose 3, and then loose 3.
So now I'm losing 6 for the same amount of shards.
Is that like, better, can I get one turn earlier?
In the end you lose 7 and you get exactly as much.
No, I lose 6.
Right, isn't this like, hell of a profit?
I am doing it one turn sooner.
Oh, it's 275.
Okay, maybe it wasn't actually worth it.
So the original one was Loose 7 and get 275.
And what I'm doing is basically Loose 6 and get 225.
Yeah, so I'm doing it one turn earlier, but I'm losing out on...
Okay, maybe it wasn't worth.
Yeah, unless this next quest gets me like 50 it probably wasn't worth
Yeah, maybe I'll get a quest I can be done in one turn
Wait, I'm about to lose
Oh
Oh
On the bright side everybody's playing tempo so like there's no world where I win right
What does Bard do?
He's just a guy.
Yeah, he's just a guy.
He gives you rolls, so it's good for each level.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to choose an augment that gives me money here.
Okay, we almost killed the unit, not bad.
All right, I need one that says by 24 exp
By 24 exp by 24 exp by 24 exp by 24 exp if I just keep saying it into the mirror three times
It'll appear by 24 exp
I
Don't really like explosive growth here because I just want to be six the whole game
Is there any crazy 4 turn erections, okay? I like advance loan. I need the money by 40 exp
All right, forget it. I'll do it
I pumped one too many. Oh my god
I pumped one too many, what's wrong with me?
How can I not count that?
How did I not count that out?
Oh I thought it was counting, I just did it wrong.
Yeah, in the end it was actually the exact same as lose 7.
And now anyone that's like rolled 20 times, alternate winning and losing for four player
combats.
Or I could just earn 14 interest.
I'm just gonna earn 14 interest, but I need to roll a little bit here, just stabilize
off of a couple two stars.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do though, because I thought the quest was gonna say buy 24 exp, but it actually said buy 40, so I'm already almost level 7.
Okay, nice. We're happy to save HP here.
Yeah, I mean, I guess I could just roll on 7.
Yeah, I mean they can just tempo honestly. If I'm tempoing I would take this. I would
take this on her and just play it over Zoe here. This patch is just forcing R, it's
actually cringe. It's not like just forcing R, but she's strong. She's, I mean like,
Again, like she's bugged and is stronger than intended, so everybody's forcing her, but like...
She's not game-breakingly broken, if that makes you feel any better.
But she's definitely still really good.
There are definitely some people out there who are climbing by just forcing her every game.
But you don't have to be one of them.
Yeah, you don't have to be one of them.
You can still climb by playing other things.
What's the bug?
She is bugged to do too much damage.
It's like the most simple bug in the game.
She does more damage than she's supposed to.
Yeah, don't worry about it, and just know that the people who are abusing her for free LP right now
will lose that LP once she's fixed.
the win-lose quest could have worked here alright are you hindsight biasing here
alright are you saying hey boxbox I noticed that you won and then you lost
therefore you sure taking the win and lose and then win and lose exactly in
order or lose game you should have taken that quest because you did happen to win and then lose in
that order if you want the real answer why we don't take that it's because it's too easy to fuck up
there's a lot of times where you'll like win one of three matchups or lose one of three matchups
and then you roll that one and three one in your four matches one of the four matches need it and
then you just die so to answer your question but you you don't take it there because the odds
instantly going eighth place like there's no backup if you fail the quest the
game's all automatically over I would only take that quest if I felt like the
game was over and no matter what without it and then in that circumstance I
would take the quest
Oh my god, what a clean up
All right
By 68 exp
Yeah, I'm down that basically means go level eight
Okay, I'm not even full general unlock Ori yeah, I might as well unlock Ori
Okay, we're uh, we're just gonna tempo then
because I pumped forward too much earlier I now have to pump again
Oh, yeah, fuck, I went on my scanner as well.
All right, I mean, hey, it's looking really good, 490, all right, just give me a quest
It's like roll 20 times here.
And I think I have it.
Sure, let's do something to keep it simple.
Second one is fine.
This one's doable.
150 armor, should I just get targeted by two people?
Okay, I forgot to unlock Skarner.
Hopefully it's fine.
Orange Unlocking Skarner now. Well, I forgot to be on creep round and now I'm just focusing on surviving.
I don't want to lose a round for it.
I just want to get to the 550 cash out. Can't you make 4 loss work? Yeah, but why risk it?
Actually, it might have been fine now that I think about it.
If I was confident, I might have deleted the streak.
Roll a shop 24 times.
I don't know, it's just going to be this one, keep it simple.
I
I got to cash out first.
Man, we definitely could have risked it for the 4 Law Streak, I was definitely just too
much of a pussy.
you green more here if I have an easy one if I have one that can make it clear
on creep around I think I'd be done
all right well we have Brock so I need Brock items Brock items would be like
hodge IE. I always get small dudes on 600 cash out. Small dives is good. That's instant
Is it millio3 and then you use the two big dips on brock?
Ah, I'm just gonna take it. None of these quests seem very easy.
Okay, I'll make you guys a deal though, okay?
I'll save the dupes, the big ones, and we'll go for something 3 star.
Unless I start losing.
Like, I'm down to have a little bit of fun.
Let's go for something 3.
I lost.
Wait a second.
Okay man I am Brock 1.
What did I expect?
You wanna do the Niko for Nidalee?
Nah, I'd rather actually try to get Niko 3.
Okay, if I lose this round, I might need to do.
I'm not nearly a 3 I'd be good enough to win some fights
Well I forgot to do the cheese my bad minus one gold once like the round ends you can
Yeah, I'll show you guys the cheese that you're supposed to do.
It's kind of stupid, but it works.
So have a full bench at the end of combat.
You wait until your units clear the enemy creep round, or like the enemy board in general.
Wait for it to count to two, and then you can sell for Econ.
So I'll just wait here.
Two out of four.
2 out of 4?
I didn't use to do this every round, that's really stupid.
Oh, we fucked.
Is BT a hub too much?
I didn't have IE available, unfortunately.
Oh yeah, I could JG him.
I mean, Milio 3's gotta be the right play, though.
If I lose again, I'm probably gonna double-dupe.
Alright, game's going. Second, and I mean, this one looks like a first. As long as no
one hits anything too crazy. Alright, I have a guaranteed Brock 2 right now, but I'm being
Like a little silly
Okay, I scouted two dinos
Yeah, I'm being a little silly trying to chase a brock three, but I
If it gets like bad
I did throw a game earlier because I didn't do early enough and then someone lived because because that and then they hit a
through star and beat me
That was definitely my bad.
Uh-oh.
Alright!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
We're having too much fun.
Buy EXP.
I'm not doing number three.
I took a- oh fuck.
I'm getting danted here.
Okay, next turn I'm leveling up and rolling down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so sad.
I wish I saved the HP.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, I'm just leveling up, I'm double duping,
I'm also duping the Niko and just...
Okay, okay, hang on.
I'm so sad that I trolled this game
because I actually could have had something even...
Okay, hang on, focus.
Okay, I'm unlocking Nidalee.
Zelenover Niko? No, I have to do this to unlock Nidalee. And then I can put Zelenen.
If I somehow lost here, there's just no excuse. I lost.
Wait
It's my fault it's my fault it's because I wanted to have fun I should just double-doofed man
I should just double-doofed okay, okay
I still win this turn
I don't even know what I want
I don't know where to place the Zilean 2.
oh my god he didn't cast oh my god he didn't cast oh I'm dead
And it's completely my fault. I actually just threw like the giga tuber. Oh
There's no excuse I'm pretty sure this is actually what happened last time too
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what happened
I tried to play seven each tall and I couldn't because I didn't have enough HP
All right now I mean lesson learned don't have fun
Don't have fun that way when the opportunity to have a lot of fun shows up you can take it
It's always double dip there, I mean it's not, it's not always double dip there.
If you're someone who actually cares about the enjoyment of the game, it's not always
double dip there.
If you're someone who wants to win no matter what, no matter the circumstances, yes,
it's always double dip there.
It's the highest, like, average placing play you can do.
I thought I was in a spot to give you guys a fun game where I go for a Nidalee 3, a Skarner
3, or a Brock 3, but I was wrong.
I sacked two lives.
I ended up having to double-doup the Brock anyway, and then because I sacked two lives,
I couldn't play 7 each tall and then get a 3-star everything.
Oh, that's so sad, but it's completely my fault.
Next time I will choose to not have fun.
Me let yours a lot weaker than I thought.
I already know, like the board's fine.
What I could have done at the end, like when I saw that Easter spat on the carousel, I
could have actually just ignored it.
What I could have said was, hey guys, look, I don't have the opportunity to do it.
I know you want me to, but I can't.
I could have said that, and then I could have just ignored the Easter spat, played
Zilean, and then played Fort Invoker, and then I still would have won the game.
But then like my dumbass tried to go for it anyway, and we almost got it.
If my Brock got his last cast off, I win.
But I messed up my positioning on the last turn.
I needed to like more frontline my skarner, and then give him all these tank items, but
I screwed up the order.
Thank you, Cheap Wine, please.
If you had IE there, you win.
I mean, you would never have IE there.
If you're a good player, you'll have IE there at 0% of the time.
It's always correct to play for melee at 3 as your mid game.
Because Brock 1 isn't strong enough to win out, you have to itemize the melee at
3 with good items to carry you.
Boxbox, I don't think it's because you didn't dupe, it's because you didn't have damage
items.
No, the items are fine.
The items are all optimal for like the circumstance I was in.
It's 100% because I didn't dupe.
If I double dupe the Brock immediately, I don't lose those two rounds.
Then I get the Ishtel spet, then I cash out 7 Ishtel, and then once you have 7
Ishtel in for one turn, you automatically win the game.
Hello, Ricochet.
Thanks for the prime.
Thank you Shane. Thanks for the prime.
They're not fine. How do you deal damage? I mean why don't you go ahead and tell me which items that game you think were bad?
You think the AP items on Milio 3 were bad?
But no, you needed that to save HP in the early game. That's how you get to Brock.
You think the JGM Brock at the end was bad? No, like there was no world where you could make IE and he needs to crit.
You think the tank items on the tank were bad? No, you need a tank. Like every single item there was fine.
Like, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, hey boxbox, I looked up the TFT Academy BIS for Brock and Milio and Skarner, and you don't have those items.
Why don't you have IE Sterak's Hodge on your Brock, and why don't you have like Gargoyle, Gargoyle, Gargoyle and your Skarner?
You know you there's no realistic world in a challenger lobby where you actually get there
Sorry, I use the word challenger lobby. I'm not challenger. I'm fucking trash right now
Sorry master lobby and the reason why I'm trashed is because of games like that
I played the game so well and I got the win out and then I tried to have fun and then I threw the game if I just like
Was a robot and only did what I believe to win instead of like throwing for content every other game
I would be like 800 up here right now
Crap, I want, I want this.
I don't know, I don't know anything I can give up for it.
Climb, hit challenger and have fun on an alt.
Oh, smurfing in TFT is really not fun.
I don't think I'd ever smurf.
If I hit challenger, I would immediately want to hit a higher challenger.
I'm so sad I just sold a gerbin and a sona because I had a yordle angle
No fun, I mean it's not about fun, it's about I had a free win if I didn't sell it, but
It also didn't make sense to hold it given the units I was holding.
I am so sad, I am so so so so so so sad, I had Kraken Slayer or Vayne.
But there is no world where I hold that because the other units on the board I was holding
were better.
That's fine, the angle I'm playing right now is reasonable.
Hello JC, thanks for the prime.
That doesn't surprise me.
Why?
Like, Yordles is a fine opener.
I don't see why it surprises you.
This is like a good standard start.
Yeah, this is a good like tempo
into Freljord Unara or the Lucian Senna Kindred build.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Alright, well, after the tremendous throw that came from last game, I'm putting the fries
in the bag and I'm gonna play a normal game this time.
I'm sorry.
Alright, I'm getting coaching from SoloGhost on to be a better player.
What would he say if he bought or viewed this game and then saw me like not double
and then lose out from an instant first place spot.
Like, any player with half a brain gets first place there every single time.
And I didn't. Like, what does it say about me?
I need to...actually, if I want Sologa-san to take the time to
Vod review my games...actually, I didn't even ask him to do it.
He just randomly said, hey, I'll do it.
But like, if he's gonna Vod review my games, someone as important as him, like...
like, I need to take his time seriously and I need to give him a good VOD to review.
Well, OD Whisper, thanks for the three months.
I'ma play the ad break, I'll see you guys in a bit.
I'll thank you X Junior Banana for this sub, I'm sorry I missed it earlier.
So for all the people that have Ionia items, only one.
I'm just playing with a hotter unit.
If I level up, do I win?
No?
Maybe.
I-I-I think I don't level here.
I-I have a pretty good inn though.
You're playing Niko.
Hmm...
I was-I was not gonna win.
You play Niko inn for Defender, and then Lulu inn...
over Teemo for Arcanist.
Can you play the ads? Wait I thought I played the ad break already. Did I not play an ad
break? Uh oh. Uh oh, I'm very sorry for not playing the ad break. Because I didn't play
I think I'd break earlier.
Twitch is going to automatically give you guys one in a couple minutes.
Alright, let's play it now while nothing interesting is happening.
Don't worry, you won't miss anything, I'm just taking up the S.
Usual boxbox things.
Oh, true logic. Thank you for the prime.
Oh, that's really interesting.
Even though Tristana wasn't aimed at the right side, she still hit him.
Are the games?
Don't ask it's too soon
I'm not ready to relive the trauma of throwing that game
Wait fuck I'm one off of unlocking cannon
I should have hit one more your upgrade all right one roll one upgrade
Oh crap, it's a little sad.
I have it next turn for sure, but I didn't want to spend too much money here.
I hope the hero likes me.
Okay, I'm not.
I'm not certain if I can risk this.
I'm actually a speed suit for her.
Oh my bad though, I absolutely should have just played my strongest board.
Hello, Onizuki.
Thanks for the 16 months.
Crap, I really wish I'd kind of unlocked right now.
Maybe I'll supposed to roll for it through pairs.
Oh, I'm definitely supposed to roll for it because if I hit, I get a free shot back.
Is it advanced loan?
Maybe I go 8 actually.
One of the advantages of Advanced Loan is that you can go 8 really fast and play 8 Yordle.
I think this guy is contesting my Freljord Unara build, but it should be fine.
Okay, well I have a Unara item slam, but they could also work on Kindred.
Let me look up what the fast 9 Kindred Sunline looks like.
Okay, honestly, don't I have more of a spot for this?
Let me pull up the Team Planner.
Cause I can put in 8 yordles for now and save lives really fast, I think I'll go 9.
All the funky fries, thanks for the 14 months.
I feel like I have more of a spot for this.
Okay, so I'm leveling this turn so I can unlock Fizz.
Oh, I fucked.
No, hang on, this might have been a wrong math moment.
Wait, wait, wait, let me think about this.
i think i have done the math wrong
it'll be fifty six gold to level up
i'll have like almost exactly enough gold to level but i have to also buy
fizz and keb...
seven gold
I think even with advanced level it might be barely short.
I mean 63 gold. Yeah, I don't think it's possible.
Okay, fuck.
My fault.
That's why you gotta do your timetables in school.
I thought I had enough money if I sent it here.
Send it to 7 this turn. Unlock Viscabucco. Send it to 8 next turn. Play 8 Yordle. But I'm like actually barely short.
Oh, 4 costs from Carousel. No, I have to get Bo.
For my, uh, my Viscinar or...Kingred.
Alright, alright, alright, I'm making the call.
I'm sorry.
I'm putting the fries in the bag, I'm keeping it simple.
Okay, one problem is I actually just diluted my pool.
I bought the fins, which is actually really bad.
Because now one and a half every 13 shop slots is going to become...
God, yeah.
One out of every 13 shops,
lots is gonna become a fizz now.
Or one out of every 13,
four costs is gonna become a fizz.
Oh God, I played this so bad.
And this guy's gonna contest me.
Calm down, calm down.
All right.
Get your shit together, Albert!
It's not too late to just play a good ol' standard fries in the bag, force the really overpowered unit, and win the game.
Just level up with Epoch, roll a bunch of times, hit your R2 before she's out of the pool,
crowd goes poggers, pogg out into your pog, pogg whatever, roll down.
I'm just going to keep it really simple and just go really fast here, I'm just
I'm just gonna sell all this so all of that immediately
All right
I feel like this game could have been so much better, but it's fine. It's fine. Shut up and play
You got your busy Nara figure the rest out
Tank items nice even sure make that right now
Alright, only focus on matters.
and it's clicked.
Okay, we go steadfast instead of Vow here.
Steadfast instead of Vow here because of what you might call it.
I want to open for Lissandra.
Okay.
The bad thing is that I did not hit
You know, uh, I didn't have to do this, unfortunately
I'm hitting everything except the thing I need
Oh, this guy's chillin'.
Okay, honestly, do I care about this one or two?
I have zero items for her.
I think I'll just buy this.
I think I'll just buy this and move on.
Oh god, I feel like the entire game is going to come down to if I can hit this Unar too.
She has all my items and it's like the gigabits.
I did everything in my power to set up for like a really fast roll down for her.
I'm not even that contested, but my contestor has won.
I just rolled like 40 gold on 8.
Okay it wasn't even 40, but 30 gold plus 3 rolls.
actually probably is about 40 in front lines get it right now yeah but I feel a
pressure because this guy's about to send it oh what the fuck he sent it
Hey, he's two Unara's, I need to beat him to it.
I really wish I could have played that Kindred.
Okay, two Unara's out.
Oh, he hit.
Okay, we're in trouble. My spot's interesting. If I hit Unara 2, I'm chillin' to 9, it's
like very easy top 3. If I fail to hit this Unara, I'm just dead. Dead in the water, no
chance. I had so much money too, how did I miss? That's just life. Surely it was
Kindred bully over this Kabukko. It's not. Kabukko won no items and do anything.
Every bully. The perfect synergy is definitely stronger.
All right, 70 Nars out of the pool. I don't even know if I want there to be
a Naur on this Carousel. Pretty sure if there is. This guy was taking it.
Yeah, Flex plays like that where you play like two units over two units. They're
good if you think them through but like if you think about this particular one
this plus Vully and Kindred oh what the heck I'm taking most gold yeah Kindred
Vully over like Lissandra Ash or Kabukka it keeps your similes really awkward
Okay, I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna give up.
It feels really weird to say I'm giving up here, but I'm rolling for literally just one
out.
It's so unlikely to hit, and at this point, there's only gonna be at most one more Unara
out of the pool.
Alright, this guy's gonna take one more.
I think the correct place to give up.
When I say give up, what I mean is just like, I'm just gonna try to econ.
I saw it do have some HP.
I'm going to try to econ up to 9 because if you actually want to play this board and have
a good shot at top 4, you need to go 9 and play Rise.
I'm going to hope that she's just in there in one of the next two shops.
I don't like basically anything else I'm screwed.
I just lost a guy with 50 gold.
It's because I'm so weak.
I'm actually so upset.
I hate how popular this build is.
I happened to have a really good spot for it, so I played it.
But I missed all my roll down, and then people from behind forced it anyway.
It makes me so angry.
Alright, let's try the other positioning here.
You lose fellow you're here, but you might get you get like a better lineup and everybody
else can benefit from it more
Have you messed up the roll down?
What do you mean mess up?
I missed.
There's a huge difference between miss and mess up.
I did miss one Kabuko, but like I ended up hitting it anyway
Yeah, we just lose here. It's so depressing. Every single fight we lose is just unartutative.
How close that was, one auto attack.
I think I'm just sending it.
I think in this game, we're just giving up on top 4-ing.
We're just gonna play for...
We're just gonna play for like, a 5th.
Maybe 4th at best.
I was going to try to hit list 2, you know R2.
Very contested, but maybe I hit, can squeeze up some HP.
And there's my board.
I'm triple economic man.
And we couldn't hit the south side of the seamless.
Alright, one you know R2 please.
move your stuff
I'm so jealous of this guy he had less money than me he hit I rolled first I missed he
rolled after he hit and now he's just on his way to nine he's gonna win the game I'm pretty
I'm on my way to like seventh place
How many out of the pool
He hit as well, I'm the one that didn't hit this is actually so sad triple econ augment. Oh, he has an extra one
Yes, it's over
There are nine out of the pool now
Why no Kindred? Yeah, go ahead and tell me how you think I should put this Kindred in.
My APM was crazy. I rolled faster and with more money than both of my Contestors.
And it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Because everybody in North America has a disease where they have to force the STL line.
I'm playing it because I had an actual setup for it.
Those guys are playing it because they just wanted to force the best build in the game and they get a free win.
I rolled first with the most money if I hit there just dead, but I missed so now I'm dead
They did win so they're not wrong. Yes, they made they made a low percent play that worked out there for they're not wrong
That's how it works
Yes, that's how it works.
Make a play that 60% of the time you go 8th place, 40% of the time you go first.
Get first.
Ah, rewarded.
I'm so sad.
I had like, what, 30 more gold than them, and I rolled a turn earlier.
If I hit, they can't hit, and then they're just dead.
I hit every upgrade except the one that actually mattered.
I'm not joking.
If I was Unara 2 there and hit zero other upgrades,
I would have won the game.
If my entire level eight sell my board,
roll 30 gold plus seven free rerolls, it's 44 gold.
If my entire level eight 44 gold rolldown was just,
I hit Unara 2 and nothing else,
I would have won from that spot.
I had only three items, and it was the perfect Unara
up trio items.
All I had, all I needed was just to set up the rest of the synergies, and you know, I would have done the rest.
Why not buy other units like Kindred?
Doesn't always think the same board.
Yes, I completely agree with you.
If I had more resources, I would have held the Kindred.
But you need to understand that to actually fit the Kindred in, you have to make a pretty large adjustment to the board.
Like, don't get me wrong, you can.
You can.
you need money to be able to hold the correct units.
What you would do here is you'd buy the Kindred,
and then you would start looking for other replacement units,
because the Kindred would go in over Ash.
Then that allows you to drop
Belconder for something else like a Zillion.
Then once you see the Kindred,
you start holding units that can allow Kindred to plug in,
and then if you hit the correct two stars, then you play it.
but at zero gold, zero resources, you can't do that.
Kindred 1 is not stronger than playing
Ash in that board to get the perfect synergy.
The reason why the perfect synergies is so good,
this is like an amazing shell of
a board to work with and then you can make
adjustments only if you hit the correct upgrades,
which we did not hit. We're too poor.
Hitting in R was so
important that I prioritized speed over everything else there.
I want to roll fast. There's no time to think about if the Kindred can fit in.
Because if I do, that's like time that Unar can be gone.
If you aren't level 9, the perfect synergy is worthless.
No, that's a really stupid way to think about the game.
Sorry, I'm like really pissed. That's why I'm talking like this.
You shouldn't think about the game like that.
Yes, perfect synergy doesn't mean everything, but it definitely means something, right?
The reason why this board is so good with or without bronze for life is because like every synergy on this board does something for your team
Except maybe your doll
What I'm saying here is that Ash giving Freljord and quick checker is better than kindred giving quick checker and nothing
Like don't get me wrong if I hit the early kindred and I had time to think about it
I would help the king bird and then maybe I would have swapped Ash out and LaSandra out for something else and something else
Maybe I would also swap out the Kabuko then because invoker is no longer necessary
But like those kinds of pivots take time and again if you take time on your roll down
You can't roll for you Nara fast and the only thing I needed to win that game was a Nara 2. I'm not joking. I
Had that's why in my entire game plan was to get as many resources as humanly possible to have as much for the roll down
And that's why I'm so upset that I missed
Right? Does that make sense?
Do you smell me?
In that spot, the only thing that mattered, like first or eighth, was just if I could hit Unara 2 or not.
Unara 2 guarantees like an 8 win streak, gets you to 9 level very easily, and the aim is like free from that spot moving forward.
What part of Piltover is its people?
TFT isn't a bad place, sad truth.
You're your dumbass.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. You're a dumbass
You you wait for me to have one frustrating game and you immediately jump in like yeah TFT sucks
No, TFT is really good. I had a frustrating game and I'm set up. I'm upset about the frustrating game
This is like the best TFT has been in in a long time
Okay, I have like Ash should wear a bit. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's already contested.
I know he's not going to pivot.
I'll figure something else out.
Sure.
Oh, this is going to be interesting.
It might actually be a like an actual Yordle fast nine build
Wait no, no not this one actually might be this one
Let me think.
Pressure is not the build.
It's missing swing and then tippers.
I guess you can find what you sent in last slot if you need to.
Hello, Amala. Hello, Reborn. Hello, Reptaroni.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, I haven't played this build in a long time.
I don't think it's very good,
but two-start Teemo with these items
surely seems like an angle.
Okay, this is very unlucky my ability to hit a yordle is very low right now
it's okay let's just do whatever we can
Diana hit this comp a lot.
No Diana's fine.
If Diana like kills your Annie but she gets the cast off like it's still fine.
It's just like Yoros is kind of mad now.
Alright, I'll play the ad break, I'll see you guys in a bit.
I'm pretty mad, I gotta go put the fries in the bag and get my LP back, I mean, that's
what I did last game, but let's hope that this time I can actually hit my line.
Oh, this tier is really good, but I gotta go take the Yordle.
Yordles is harder because people are playing real boards on 8 now.
Yeah.
I agree.
Oh, your waifu is awful, thanks for the prime.
Hello KikiDudu, thanks for 13 months.
There's no way I lose to a Gen 1.
Okay, if I lost a Jhin one, I would have been pissed.
a little moral. Thank you for 56 months.
Dynaphibit? No, not with these items.
Ynara?
Ynara?
Not sure what this is.
Ash from the mirror, eunara, eunara or vain, maybe diana, oh i'm shocked that these threats
are so close.
T1 too is not as strong as I thought it was.
Okay.
I need to try to pick econ augment and go 8.
Oh, that's really sad.
That's really really really sad.
My best slam is an item that will be completely useless in two stages.
G is a good stylus item, yeah, but I'm not hitting stylus this game.
There's like no way I'm hitting stylus, I mean, if I hang onto this Jarvan for the
entire game eventually hit two more then maybe I can hit stylist but as it
looks right now I'm most likely gonna just like play the board with a Niko
placeholder and then also edge and I doesn't do anything for me right now
whereas Sunfire does a lot for me right now okay well something like the
lemma fire sometimes that's I like big grab bag I like indecision I think big
The grab bag makes more sense because we're playing for our win streak and then the reforger
is actually really good later.
Not a fan of these items.
Okay, I want to reforge the Sunfire eventually.
No, I don't even think I should think about it.
I'm sure our forge sword.
Okay, perfect. That's actually good.
It's awkward. Okay.
I wanted to, I took this because I wanted to save the Reforger
for when I get my Annie and I can report to Sunfire.
Because Sunfire is completely dead later.
I mean, I guess it's anti-heal before your Annie casts.
I mean, it's honestly not bad, right?
Like if you think of the Sunfire is just a really good tempo item. I'm down
All right, like we are win streaking
The spot's fairly good
Yeah, maybe we'll still head another forwarder. Let's not be too negative. Oh
Wow, I should not have sold that Jarvan I did not realize I was gonna get 67 gold in one round
My dumb ass thought I was in two rounds
Okay, this guy's the one playing Leona or Diana
Yeah.
We'll put my Johnson and Jimmy's in their vise.
It's the best TF T-fighter.
Boxed Box.
Good show.
Thank you.
Wait, this Leona's kind of strong.
Holy shit.
Okay, luckily Teemo can bypass Leona.
Teemo's got that penetration, baby.
Why is it Annie, couldn't you pivot into Lissandra?
I feel like Lissandra is not that good, almost even like Lissandra, Volibear, that one's
like maybe interesting, but I'd much rather just play Annie from the spot. But yes, it's
true. I could play Lissandra Volleybear from the spot. It also comes out of a Yordle opener,
I think. Wait, does it?
The Sondra of Holy Bear.
Yeah, because it's not canon Kubutko. Oh, wow, speak of the devil.
I mean, off that I might be down.
My items aren't bad and it actually does allow me to use my Sunfire.
The question is going to be, can I unlock Volibear without belts?
3-4 Bruiser.
I'll hang on to this Asandra and then we'll see.
I think most likely I'm playing 8-year-old.
How much to get you to chug a Sprite on stream?
i don't think anyone would be particularly impressed if i chugged a can of sprite on stream
i would
if you're the one that's even chugged a can of sprite on stream i'll do it for
eight hundred and sixty dollars
Nah, you're right, $860 is way too low.
I'll do it for a random number between $1,000.
518.
You know, when YBY won, when he won the bootcamp,
we did an interview with him, like a winner's interview,
and he couldn't speak English,
so his wife was translating.
And we asked him, like,
hey, what's like the biggest motivating factor?
Like, what's your favorite part
about competing in BotX bootcamp all these years?
And then he merely said,
money with no translation needed.
He just like, money into the mic.
And then I looked it up,
3,000 us dollars that's the amount that he won from us it does translate into
78 million vietnamese dong
And I was like wow that is a lot of dong
Like that's a lot of dong
Chug that sprite buddy.
Wait, how much is that?
Was that a $518 donation?
I didn't see the amount.
It was 518 and it wasn't like a decimal point or anything right it was actually 518 if
you actually did it I'll do it.
We don't even have Sprite in our house I'll tell Annie to get one stat.
Wait yeah how many Vietnamese dongles was that?
We're going back to the old team planner.
Uhhh.
This is like a bronze alive board.
like decents not the greatest I'd rather have money
enjoy this is fine okay I'm invested
where I can item from oh you'll grab bag oh my god yeah but we gotta go look
us up how many dongs did we just receive
I'm just slam like ensues trying to maintain my tempo wait so you guys are
telling me I didn't see it you're telling me that I got a $518 donation
$518 is 13.6 million Vietnamese dongs
oh my god
Wait, that's the first time I've gotten my large nation so long.
I didn't even like read it in time because I was looking at my shop.
You're right.
Pop Hat 5000 donated $518.
Alright let me make the phone call really quick.
Hello?
Hey Annie, I'm on stream right now.
I need you to prepare a can of Coke.
Sprite.
Actually, is Pepsi okay? No, no, no, Pepsi's not okay. It has to be a can of Sprite.
Like any can of Sprite?
Yes.
What do you mean any can of Sprite? Are there multiple varieties?
I don't know. I know there's like lime Sprite or something and then there's like diet Sprite
and then there's like regular Sprite and then there's like...
Okay. Well, look around the house and see if there's Sprite and if not, I...
I need you to go out and get one in the next 20 minutes maybe 30
Like nefarious purposes, you're not gonna do anything weird with the cans
But it's important
Okay, all right, all right boss. I'll go get the goods. Okay. Thank you
All right
She called me boss
What am I going to spend that money on?
Something stupid for sure, right?
Yeah, BT Trist.
Neu-Gwennarina?
No, no, no.
I spent way too much money on...
Like I forfeited. It was just like me last game. I spent way too much money on like TF2 related things.
Something I haven't done for real though. I haven't like done like something random and fun just for the sake of it.
Like I haven't... The last time I did something remotely close to that was like when I went to Japan.
But I didn't even really go for fun. I was just tagging along with Annie when she was on a trip with her friends for fun and then I streamed there.
I'd actually like to spend money and like go do something fun for like a week
I'm always really paranoid that if I ever like don't stream for a week people are gonna forget I exist
Yeah, I'm paranoid that if I don't stream for a week people are gonna forget I exist then the next time I try to my stream
I'll have zero viewers and then like I have to go out into the real world and apply myself
But maybe at this point I'm safe so maybe I'll spend that money on something exciting
Oh, by the way guys, um, I forgot to say this earlier, but I'm about to like pull a pivot
of a lifetime.
Are you guys ready?
Well, let me break down what's going to happen.
In one turn, I'm going to go 9.
Okay?
In one turn, I'm gonna go 9, and then I'm gonna sell every single url, except for Kubuko and Kenan.
I'm going to do a full pivot, I'm also going to unlock Silas, and I'm going to end with a Silas too.
Gotta put in some eyedrops.
Risky moves invested.
Alright.
Give me a soundtrack.
Take a sip of water.
Fuck
That was not it
That was way too fucking slow I'm an old man
way too slow way too slow I also I got bench locked it's okay oh fuck I almost
wanted if I just made one one more upgrade wow that was so slow all right
my fault
Okay, I'm most likely just going to do the Jarvan.
Okay, move items up to- wow. Dude, I'm so slow. I'm not who I once was. The old Albert
could actually done that one turn.
Wow, what's really sad is like, I almost did enough actions. I almost did enough actions
to stay alive and keep two. Oh fuck I shouldn't have bought that. I just went into my pool.
All right, well, I made it just wasn't pretty
Oh, I fucked up my items again.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
AHHHHHH!
I didn't put it on the spark!
And I'm fucking- I only just realized at the end, I suck.
oh my god I actually pulled off such a beautiful pivot and I forgot to put on a
spark and then I died for it also I'm too fucking slow oh my god where did my
APM go. Oh God. Did I just like forget the spark? I only noticed at the end. Literally
just like throwing the spark at the very last second would have saved me at 1 HP.
What's wrong with me?
I also didn't solve up the correct orientation of items.
I didn't really thought I'd put the spark on.
I thought I'd put every single item on.
Oh, I fucked up my items again.
Wait, I did put the spark on.
What?
No, I do have a spark.
I'm dead. Wait, what? And the spark comes back.
Okay, so I at least did the spark. But I didn't solve out the correct orientation
of my items in time. We can take a second and stare at this.
Okay, so looking at this spot, it needs to be all mana items on Annie, all tank items
items on timbers, flex AP, items on zillion, need to move my swing and cannon back up,
so I need to put on the outside.
Okay, so, yeah, BT needs to be on, on set, yeah, BT goes to set.
Sunfire to Tibbers, Nashor's, JG, and like Ginsu's onto Zilean, Shoujin onto Annie, remaining
items onto set is probably the play, and then once you choose to start Scythe you can move
items over.
Oh my god, now I just deserve to lose.
I'm actually just terrible at the game.
On PVE, I could pull this pivot off in one turn.
This game it took me three turns to figure out.
I like, it wasn't even like the correct end game sequence too, because like I still missed
place items on Wukong, and I didn't position.
One sweep of the palace, five new problems set.
AHHHHHHH!
Wait, look at my bench.
My, my lesser duplicator turns into a spark for some reason.
Yeah, what's up?
What? I think I can.
Let's count!
AHHHHHH!
Let me see.
Oh, you got the Sprite?
We have to see if it's...
Annie's asking if this fancy bottle of Coke...
Sprite.
Does this count?
She found a fancy bottle.
Oh, it does count?
Oh, it does count?
Sprite like a sophisticated net.
Yeah. Oh.
Wait, I'm actually not even sure.
I'm actually not even sure. Okay, so someone donated,
somebody asked in my stream,
how much for me to chug a sprite?
And then I pulled a random number out of my ass
and said $518, and then he donated $518.
It's not for nefarious purposes.
It's not for nefarious purposes.
I'm just giving the man what he wants.
I'm worried that will I die?
Like if you chug it?
I'm still sick.
So I don't even think I have the capability
to like to chug a full sprite in one go.
Alright, I'll try until I choke.
I am willing to do that for you.
Okay.
Alright, guys, after this game is over,
I will chug the sprites.
The only reason I'm not doing it right now is because if I break my computer from vomiting
all over my keyboard, I don't want to also take the 8th place.
All right, remind me after this.
runes. Okay someone not dead there caps of the spot. Oh! Oh!
Oh
I kind of want to be living forge for a streamer, but someone's already playing it. All right
Still look as long as I'm going to eat my ass when I figure out what I'm doing here.
Cursed yordles.
Alright.
Alright, I played this adding 5 times and every single time I've gotten 1st or 8th.
There is no in-between.
Curse Yordles.
It all depends on if I am able to win streak early and get enough Yordles on the board.
Yeah, that's the hardest part.
get the yordles onto the board. Oh yeah, let's go unlock Poppy. So you need to like
five win streak, then unlock Kennen, get your six yordles on the board, and then go eight
yorls ace up dude I think it's like quit tft for like five days that that
roll down just now was so bad I did everything right setting up to it and
then I just failed the roll down and died like I gotta quit the game you you
can't play like that that was so bad
That's the kind of roll down that you look at, and you're like, okay, I should just retire.
Gunslinger? I feel this is better.
Oh, oh, over Lulu.
Nah, it's because I'm old and decrepit and can't solve up my strongest board in time. Please.
I don't even know why I thought I had 4-year-old.
Is that the Skara?
The Skara?
Are you calling me old into Crippet?
Like Skara?
Oh, now you're saying that because this guy's name is Skara.
Oh, I'm playing with Skara.
Sorry, Skara, if you're listening.
I didn't mean like that.
Funny enough, that's a Yordle spot.
God damn it.
Yeah, the one time you're supposed to actually get here.
Oh, it's okay.
I have a big feeling that I'm gonna, uh, go 8th place this game.
Anyway, my brain's not on.
I'm also worried that I'm gonna die when I drink that sprite.
I have it right here, I'm staring at it.
There's a lot of volume to consume in one sitting.
In fact, this is larger than I can.
Let me go look this up.
Oh, I'll look it up after the game.
it to chugging. How's this guy 100 HP?
Okay, and the first part of the setup is complete.
I did get through without a streak.
Okay, and then now we're unlocking Kennen.
All right, let's see this cursed yordle time
Am I re-duping this cannon now?
Nah, I don't think so.
For itemization, deathblade, striker's flail, it shouldn't do anything here.
He's gunslinger for now, but yeah, he's not that useful.
I guess I could have played Jhin. Uh, let's...
Too many backliners.
Did I miss the Sprite Chug?
No, we just got the bottle. We have it right here.
After the game is over, I'll do it.
Although, I really don't know why you want to see me chug a bottle, a can of Sprite.
I really strongly believe that this is not going to live up to your expectations.
But since you want it so badly, I will do it for you
Not restart mission. I need money money money money money money money money money
Anything to get money
Okay, unless I could actually get a help me hit three star Trist sure
Let me roll once and just try to stabilize on board
Okay. Do I feel like I'm in danger? No? No. No. Okay. Oh, I was an ambassador too. Oh,
What the fuck?
All right, am I bad?
Wait, the Ambassador just instantly died.
Like instantly.
Wow, wait, this unit is trash.
Okay, so cursed urinals.
Normally you want to take an econ augment here and go 8 ASAP to farm the 8 urinal
grab bags, because it's the only way you can like, keep up your E combo. I wasn't able to here.
I'll have to just roll on 6 some. I'm like, very tempted to just use my dupes right now,
and just dupe, like, everything to 2 star. I feel like I need to hold the... look at my
items. These items only work on one yordle, and that's Tristana.
So I have to get a three star Tristana. It's like the only way. So I'm probably gonna try
to save every single dupe for Trist.
Am I still on this rumble?
I'm sure I'm multiple comeback.
Okay, now I go 7 at the next turn I can play 8 Yordle
Grab a tank item
Drainage Niko and then push level that's what I would normally do because I'd like to play around fizz
But I don't think I can hear
Yeah, normally I want to play around Fizz, but because I have all AD items I need to play
around Tristana, so I have to kind of like make sure I hit one.
Bro, past the gargoyle.
I'm so so sad.
I'm just like sitting here depressed because I'm so bad.
I was in denial earlier, I thought maybe I'm kind of good.
Another right-tick of the stances, but like, you know, you all saw that roll down.
You all saw how old and slow I was.
Oh, I actually kind of crazy about you pick up Silas.
I swear Asa literally told you nobody can do that roll down in one turn.
Oh, no he did, but like, I don't know if you saw, but I did do that roll down in one turn
in a different day.
Like, two weeks ago I did it.
Like, I've done it many times.
It's hard, but I've practiced it.
So, like, that's why I feel like I'm just so slow mentally now.
Because I can't do what I knew I could do before.
Yeah, two weeks ago I did do the roll down. Like, there's a clip of it.
It was kind of sick. Everybody pogged.
Another dude.
Okay, I'm probably going to roll on 7 a lot here.
I need to try to rush the 3 star Trist.
It's my main out.
Hello Toast and Cheese.
Thanks to 8 months.
Yeah, I'm a 1-7 here.
Can I wait a little bit?
Okay, I want to wait a little bit before I slam, because my best item is probably Lost
Whisper, Darkoil, and once you drop a Phyllios, but only once you drop a Phyllios.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh my god, this is so close.
Yeah, it might actually be cracking.
Okay, well it's not little buddies.
Another dupe.
Maybe it's just Asmuth for Fizz items.
Yeah.
Okay, it's four dupes.
I'm just going to rush to Tris through here.
Oh, I need to get one Trist.
If I lose my streak right now, I'm so fucked.
I should have rolled one more time.
I need this just...
Oh, I can encast.
Okay.
Oh my god.
No, it's actually so, so, so close.
Am I really 5 duping?
Yeah, I'm gonna be too hard if I don't.
I'm really just 5 duping.
Ah, that's so sad.
If I did this on a win streak, I would have been instantly down to do this on a win streak,
but like, I was looking for it so sad.
Also my stash was kinda unlucky.
Gunblade spark is absolutely not what you wanna see here.
What's the out here?
So my problem with Cursed Oritals is you stay in the order line like for the entire game
and then you just use the resources to like stipend your plus two unit slots.
Normally the downside of Cursed Crown is that you have plus two unit slots so it costs
a lot more to maintain your board.
If you've ever played Cursed Crown normally you'll find that you'll like go eight and
it'll just be really poor.
Yeah, you're just like too poor to play the game.
So, 8 yordles gives you enough resources, like 10 gold worth of resources at return,
Oh, yeah, it's only 8 gold, not 10 gold.
Yeah, if you're uncontested, you can go for an Outlet Brewstar.
Scarra said can you check something for me?
I was told Gunblade Fist doesn't work.
Two Empowered Autos rather than four.
Oh wait, you're right!
Yeah, my Fist's only getting two Empowered Autos.
Wait, you're telling me I lost my streak earlier to a bug?
Man, it's actually so sad.
Yeah, he's only doing two empowered autos.
Hello, Goldara.
Okay, I'm definitely gonna go for Timo 3 at this point.
Wow, okay, I need to item-move this, because it's bugged.
Okay, I need to look for Aleutian Senna. It's gonna be hard to hit that on 7. I'm probably
gonna start leveling up to 8. That one loss hurts me so badly. I can't believe it was
That's because of a bug.
That's like minus 15 gold because of that bug.
After what you said about Scar, he still came through for you.
That's true.
I made a joke at his expense.
I mean, there's a chance he didn't even hear it, but if he did, hopefully he understands.
I didn't mean it like that.
I knew he was in my game from the very beginning.
I just wanted to make a funny joke, but I felt bad afterwards. It wasn't that funny
Team up three is nice
I'm just gonna sell the rumble now. All right, we're just gonna send it to eight
Try to get Kenan three
Call star he's crying
Is he he looks pretty happy to me
Oh, this is perfect, uh, if I can get a cloak here.
Oh no.
Oh, I can do Ionius Spat actually, it's like kind of okay.
Ionia's Spat and then Morello.
Mmm, Yamcha a little now.
What is the Ionia even?
Transcendent, not that good.
I also do it because I miss the Yordle emblem.
I feel like it's not much else to do.
Okay, I desperately need to hit like one Lucian Senna just so I can have a gun slinger on the board.
Oh, right, 10 and 3, nice.
Alright, and then Ionia...
Oh, we'll throw this on Teemo.
Okay, who can hold this gunblade?
Alright, we're not going to put Lost Whisperer.
I guess it's Lulu.
It needs to be someone hitting the same targets as Trist.
Ideally, it'll go to the God and Slinger that I play later.
hit 10 bilge you know I can read the username right you you know that I know
that it's you I see your username rain city in chat and then I see the name rain
city in my game and then I hear you say someone to build I I am aware you can
just say it to you you can just say I hit 10 bilge water
Sorry, it doesn't actually matter, I think it's just like the funny wording.
This might be better.
Yeah, sorry, it's not actually your fault, I'm just upset in general with my play.
I'm actually lucky that I just faced him then.
I need to just try to save HP to a second place here and this looks fine to me.
Is this a viewer lobby?
No, this is ranked.
There's just one...
The...
The Rain City guy likes to key snap my games.
I...
I don't mind.
He doesn't grief me or anything.
But I see him on all my games.
I also see him on my chat, which is fine.
I don't mind the viewers, because they sent me as long as they play normally.
Oh, did I clutch this?
Wow. Tristana 3 actually can kinda good.
0-7, Skara.
He was cooking.
What can I look for here?
I can look for a hodge for fizz.
I can go Ionian, I'm lemon drop set.
I don't even know if that's good.
Well, it's good if I hit like a Lucian Senna.
I'm not just rolled all my money here.
What's the Aeonian?
It's a 3 star one.
Is that Rukon for 5 Aeonian?
I don't think so.
Zillian's value is high. All I can do right now is just think about beating anyone who's not the Ten Bilgewater.
Also, Ten Bilgewater guy probably has a Fizz, so I can't hit Fizz 3.
I'm fine though. I'm in a good spot to go top 2.
I mean, honestly, like, this does go quite well.
Even with losing my streak to a bug, we still salvage it pretty well, and we're still beating
everybody. Any way to get that playing to our Winkon here.
What bug apparently gunblade fizz we only figure out like this game, but gunblade fizz is bugged
It like makes him really weak
We guarantee top two ah, I think if I lose this round by a lot I might actually go third
Yeah, I think I'm like most likely fine
Oh wait, I'm getting 10 bilge.
Uh, how much damage am I taking from this?
I have a feeling I'm going to take like 42, 44 damage.
go okay only 38 only 38
okay I'm not a self-fist go nine and just let's go nine and like play
Lucian Sana. Oh, Nisvus 3. Can you face that guy twice? Yeah, yeah, with three people alive if you're unlucky you can face him again. But I need to just like prepare to beat this guy once.
League is dead these days, is it?
I feel like people who say League of Legends is dead, they're like comparing it to like
what it once was, and it's true that League of Legends is not as popular as it once was.
But it's still like, like basically number one video game in the world.
Any wishing Senna's wishing Senna's?
uh all right i'm trying to grab this because it has armor on it
i want like a bramble vest to win this matchup
okay top two i was crazy this could actually could have been a first
Just R'ing Ornn 3.
Hmm.
I gotta, I gotta paste myself.
Oh wait no no, I can't, I can't paste myself.
I'm dead no matter what.
Oh no, I'm gonna die.
I forgot, 46 HP is one life.
I forgot, I forgot. Go get him, Deathblade Annie.
Oh my god.
Get in his belly.
Am I alive? Oh, it's because he's sold.
Okay, I have one chance.
I have one chance. Sell everything else.
Uh, maybe I get- Pazillions, I just broke- I just fucked up and, uh, diluted my pool.
I shall also grab the Shyvana.
I'm just gonna look for a Zillion.
I skipped like 700 Shyvanas.
I skipped a Zillion.
OH GOD!
I am old!
Okay, I skipped like two shavanas and one zillion.
He said let's chug that sprite.
Oh no.
Oh, if I were two weeks younger I could have done that roll down.
We were very far away from hitting, though.
All right.
Okay, we had a couple minutes before the automatic ad break plays.
Okay, so everyone coming in.
Somebody on stream asked me, how much should I give a sprite?
I pulled an arbitrary number out of my ass, $518,
and then they actually donated $518.
So we've located the sprite.
It's probably 18 years old because I don't normally
drink soda with too much sugar because I have a sugar problem.
But I'm sure one will be fine.
I don't know why he really wants me to check this sprite,
but since he was willing to invest $518 into it,
I will do.
One second.
Okay, I know we have one somewhere.
I'm going to play the ad break now because it's about automatically playing like 80 seconds.
I'm gonna go find this bottle remover
I'll see you guys in a sec
And we'll come back I'll drink the sprite for your entertainment. I really don't understand it though like
What pleasure do you gain from me drinking this drink? It's not even alcoholic
But I would have chucked an alcohol for you for that amount of money, but you specifically asked her sprite
What kind of sick fucked up creature are you that derives pleasure from watching someone consume sprite?
great. But hey, I mean you donated, I won't judge you. There are people out there that
will like, do like financial domination where they get like sexually aroused by giving
money away. So like, hey, you know, I'll do whatever for the right price.
Is this a bottle opener?
Is this a bottle opener?
I don't know what a bottle opener looks like.
Is this a bottle opener?
I don't know.
Are they laughing at us?
What are they saying? Yes, it is.
No, it is. I knew it.
How do I use this?
It looks like something that you would wrap around your penis.
What the fuck are you wrapping around your penis?
Oh no, this doesn't feel like the wrong kind of bottle.
Oh.
Wait, the other side?
The wrong handle, the bit that you are holding.
Oh!
Oh!
I get it!
This side!
Oh!
This side's the bottle opener.
I think the bottom half you like stick it into like a wine bottle and then you
like do this and then the other side is just a oh it's very cool
wait wait help me hold it steady I want they probably want to see it on stream
you all the full experience they probably don't want me to unscrew the
bottle off camera. Yeah hold it. Alright some psychopath paid $518
you're gonna drink this on stream. I'm not good at drinking a lot in a short
period of time so I'll just do it for you. I can't imagine you actually gain
anything from this but since you really wanted to donate the money I will do
it thank you no any pop-up $5,000 for
shipping $580 wait he also didn't
$50 up before that I didn't realize thank
you I'll drink as much of it until I
throw up
cheers yeah cheers I'm gonna die
I can't.
I'm still sick.
I'm actually gonna puke if I drink more than a small amount at a time.
I can't even lift the bottle to 90 degrees.
This is why we had to go to all those parties in college.
We're missing out on the chugging experience.
Wait, you're doing better than I thought you were.
Well, that's because I stopped four times.
I-I-I- I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I...
My throat was not made to consume this much fluid.
I-I-I...
I-I-I...
I-I-I...
I-I-I didn't party enough
when I was young.
I know, I can't bottoms up it, I don't have the throat for that.
I'm gonna die.
I'm also burping a lot.
more paper I'm just going until my throat like starts repulsing and which
apparently is about five seconds
Baby, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you are the throat goat.
I am not the throat goat.
Oh, I can't stop burping, I've never experienced this before.
What is happening?
Your stomach is probably like, what the fuck?
Because it's in carbonated.
Okay, I'm sure I can finish this in a little while.
Just a tiny little bit, I can do it.
Can you help?
You want to chuck it for me?
Wait, can you do it?
No!
Maybe you're the throat, go.
Baby, you can't call me to go on stream.
Okay, I'm going to finish it.
I'm going to do it.
I can imagine all the pogs.
Wow, Albert, did you just consume 30 millions of Sprite in one chug?
Pog.
They'll know me not for my ribbon, but for the fact that I was able to finish a 7th of a Sprite can.
You are the pogman.
There's a zero percent chance that the guy who donated $518 was like, wow, I got my money
worth.
I'm so satisfied.
I feel like that was kind of worth it.
I gotta go change.
I'm not gonna get a shirt.
Oh, thank you.
Let me clean up.
I like this shirt.
You have to get a shirt.
I'm giving you a shirt.
We need to wash it.
Did you spell it on your jacket or just your shirt?
All right, wait, why do you want me to wear this shirt?
I thought it looked cool.
You think this shirt looks cool?
cool? You guys think this looks cool?
Okay, I'll never understand the culture behind chugging because like I like
Sprite. I do. I really like the drink. It's probably my favorite drink. My favorite
soda. Big fan of Sprite Zero. But like when you chug it you don't even get to
enjoy it. Like, surely you would enjoy your favorite drink over the course of like an
hour, sipping on it slowly. I feel like you would only chug an alcoholic drink if you
really hated it. I've got five dollars to split for the other spray if other people
want to. Oh, I cannot drink another one. I will die. Sorry, but my price for the
The second sprite goes up 10-fold to $3,752.
Because it's exponentially harder for me now.
My stomach cannot handle it in my sick little fragile state.
Again, I don't see a world where the original Donator was like,
wow, I got my money's worth from that.
Unless you're an executive at Sprite for marketing,
and you're like, how can we just get people talking about Sprite
for like 20 minutes?
If that was your goal, then you actually succeeded.
He did say it was worth it.
Well, I'm happy you feel like you get your money is worth.
Yeah, if you're a marketing executive at Sprite,
and you're just like randomly donating $500
to people to drink it, on stream,
I could actually see it.
I bet there's at least one to ten people in my chat who just got influenced and they're
like, man, I kinda want a Sprite now.
Can you watch this video?
It shows how it looks normally.
Chugging?
I'm going to do it.
My tummy hurts.
Two girls trying to choke a sprite.
Oh Jesus.
I didn't feel really burpy.
But like, there's probably people who can go like,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go all the way through.
And like, I don't know, do you have to be like young?
How do you do that?
I can't imagine just like,
drinking the entire bottle like that.
Is that Ryze portal?
Oh, Ishtal!
The game is giving me a chance to run effective.
Anybody else get Ishtal?
No, I'm the only Ishtal player.
Wait, I'm the only Ishtal player.
Okay.
Alright, give me a Qiyana.
Yeah, the game gave me a chance after I like blatantly threw that earlier game.
Right, someone else had it?
Really?
Long shot.
No, someone else had long shot, not H2L, right?
Do you play on playing Zomboid?
Yeah, build 42 multiplayer. I do play on playing it.
What a great game.
Oh my god, I hit! I hit!
Loose 3 comments in a row, sure.
Well, I hit like immediately.
Did he finish the sprite?
Yes, I did.
I did it very slowly and pathetically.
I would definitely like not describe my sprite drinking abilities as like sexy or sensual.
But again, the guy who donated said he got what he wanted, so I'm fine with it.
I hope he's happy.
I need money.
Money.
Uh-oh.
uh-oh money oh no I think I'm literally taking birthday reading and selling it
like it at least gives me some stuff later I mean hey maybe it gives me a
Niko? Okay just sell it. Okay man I need to lose right?
Imagine having $500 to pay someone a drink of Sprite. I've actually seen this
This is very common on Twitch.
There's a lot of really rich people out there who make like millions from, I don't know,
software engineering pet jobs.
And then they just like don't really know what to do with it, so they just like do, they
like donate it to a streamer to make them like do something really random.
Did I win?
Woo!
Okay.
Like, I know a lot of small streamers whose main source of income is massive
donations. Like, I'm talking like 10k plus per year donations. And I'm talking streamers
that have like 100 or less viewers. There are a lot of people out there that just like randomly
have a lot of money and they just don't know what to do with it. That's why there's
a lot of profiles out there on Twitter right now, where it's like a really beautiful
woman or man and then they just link their um they just like link their
PayPal directly in their profile
They wouldn't do it if it didn't work, you know.
But hey, as long as it's not like they're donating their means of survival, they can
do whatever they want.
Okay, we can do a bit of a choose here.
So you see how I need to lose this?
What I can do is I just don't slam that you should slam them unless I'm confirmed that
I've lost.
Like if someone opens forts, I can just like chill.
I can go for Bard.
No, I'll just go Tempo.
Okay, we're good.
Okay.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, alright, I'm not gonna fuck it up this time, guys.
Next time I'm just taking the Brock too.
Long Nivia.
It doesn't register as breaking the streak.
Okay if you didn't have Yiftal in, then it doesn't count as losing a streak.
Okay I saved 1 HP.
I'm so sad that I didn't hit a new conogment.
Okay, at least I'm getting a tg and then like a random two star five cost
I have seven each tall well if i can unlock everything
All right maybe.
Nice shirt. Yeah, thanks. Lily Pichu made it. It says, um, dick.
Have ten of your units die in player combat? An Eshal champion blocks 2,000.
uh
Kenaniko oh fuck
I'll tell them die
I was like can I Nico to with gargoyle do it I wasn't sure
I didn't want to get like quest locked by a Niko not being able to do it, I wasn't certain.
Oh she would have, she would have.
Ah fuck she would have, okay.
Also I just realized I screwed up.
If I'm gonna try to have ten units die, I need it to level here.
Yeah, fuck. I need it to level here.
Can I summon a unit?
Oh, wait!
Okay, wait, I'm kinda down to roll once and see if I can.
Oh, I couldn't.
If I hit frol you were it and I went five I could have done it
Okay, that's not bad. I'll also take one more round to do it
Oh mistakes mistakes, I didn't think fast enough
Hi boxbox, I found this step particularly hard to stabilize.
Any tips?
I mean, just sometimes you got to roll.
A big skills identifying when to roll.
Isn't that fine though, because you want to lose?
Alright, if I had time to think about it and scout, I would have realized I could
have lost anyway.
Okay, I'm guessing it has to play a combat right like I if I if they die now it doesn't count
I know we just try but it does say player combat
I'll let me see you in Stein. Maybe they like fucked it up
Yes, I'm gonna do something roll to stabilize it feels really bad
It literally says yes, but there are there have been other times where the wording does not match
So I'm down and just like see if they're wrong you might as well
There are some quests that start to lie to you on the description, like one of them says
earn 10 interest, that's actually a lie, they don't quite exactly check it like that.
But in this case, yeah, it looks like it has to be fair combat.
The one that says earn 10 interest, it actually counts your money at the end of the fight.
In case you guys didn't know, it checks your money at the end of combat and then divides
it by 10.
49 gold and then combat ends and then you sell and make five econ it only counts as four because you had 49 gold
It's really dumb
Since when? I mean since the beginning. I've been complaining about it, but the quests don't accurately reflect the circumstances.
Aw, I didn't kill them.
Okay, the hell aren't you conning here?
Or Tiny Titan?
I need the econ.
I need the econ.
Please give me money.
I need the exp.
Please tell me there's money.
Is that money?
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to say it.
That's money.
That's money.
All right.
is that money okay all right I'm gonna say it that's money that's money also I
mean getting us to 20 to is actually legit really good
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, it's slightly stronger if I move items, just to join me.
But I'm kind of down to like keep the lose streak here.
Alright, in turn we reduce scurril cost.
Well, let's sink it, thanks for the time.
That was actually probably one of the best outcomes I could have gotten.
Gave me a unit I needed on my board to save some HP.
Actually, I can probably start win streaking off this. No cap.
By 68 EXP, Field Two-Star Milio, kill 15 enemies.
By 68 EXP would take quite a while.
Actually, I think I'm down. I have to play for a win streak.
Yeah, I think I'm down.
Alright, I can unlock Skarner.
Yeah, I'm down for this because I can complete it immediately and then I can take a quest
that's not gated to money.
And then do it on a win streak.
There's a really early GX
I need to take money here I think
There's a spat, but I can't even eat easy ones to make.
I guess I could have taken it to Deny.
I'll worry about my own causes.
You can't make an initial spat.
Okay, so I need to hit two more Nicos.
I'm going to spend 32 exp here.
Is it a south angle?
I'll probably be too poor.
I'm not sure I should have done that.
I'm gonna, I'm staying in the way to do scanner quest.
Okay, so this is going to get me to 390.
So I'll do something that's like 160 after that.
No scarner.
I'll do it on creep round.
I don't even have a melee right now.
Okay, no.
I need to sort of play Annie from this spot.
Am I gonna...
I am down.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
I mean, I think it's worth it.
It's going to cost me some econ, but it
lets me start my quest earlier.
Maybe I can get a quest that's like something
that can be completed in like two turns.
What about Annie over Trinvokers?
No, Annie 1 doesn't do enough.
Like, Annie 1 is really bad.
You only play Annie if you believe
star.
Okay, winning this round is pretty big.
Okay.
I need to get to a 7-e-shield 2 lives.
Have to unlock Skarner which is pretty easy have to unlock Nidalee and the unlock Brock
Loose three I think we just go for it. I can definitely lose through from this spot
Can I play Ornn here?
Okay, I'm done at like, well I have to lose, right?
I'm not a role like once here for Milio.
Okay, I'm not going to worry about Orin farming.
I'm just going to focus on getting the three losses without losing by too much.
Alright, I have to lose by a small amount.
So I can try to be two lives when I cash out.
Okay, I'm down a roll for like one Niko here or one Melio.
Okay.
Take items off Zoe.
No, I'm not winning.
I'm not winning.
Like trust me, my board's not gonna win.
My board is ass.
Like my carries is only one in stage four.
Okay, the thing is I have to survive
after getting the Brock.
I have to do a pretty big turn
and we know what happened last time
I had a pretty big turn.
Are you going for 7-each-tall? Yeah. I have a chance for glory.
Alright. Focus, Albert.
Now we're always losing this, right? Yeah, we should always be losing this.
Okay, focus.
You can get your glory back here.
Okay, look for Lissandra.
Get Brock 7 each tall.
Okay, so what are you going to do?
You're going to level up.
You're going to put Brock in.
Lissandra over Zoe.
Check out your items.
Use all your drips if you have to.
You got one chance at this Oh, maybe two maybe two
Seven each
I should take five gold
Actually five gold
We'll just have to give Brock the TG for now.
Level up, put Brock in, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, sell Zoe,
Lissandra, use the dupes, process whatever cash I get.
Oh my god
Alright is that it actually wait, maybe that's it maybe I'm done
Like I actually can't think of much else to roll for are we are we back
I just gotta live and maybe I can do what going on I
Guess I can roll for scarner to yeah surprisingly easy turn
Thank God we pre-thought about everything. All right, what a seven each shall have for us
7 each tall.
A full master work!
Oh my god, okay, I'm just gonna use it as we go.
Okay, I need to go 9 next turn.
Yeah, we chugged a sprite and now we just start winning.
Coincidence?
Alright.
Not, it's not over yet though.
I've lost with Brock 1.
In fact, I've lost with Brock 2.
Alright, hit Starna 2, get Nika 3, go 9, put into anything.
Arcanist, Longshot, Slayer.
Oh, huge!
Qiyana 2, 7 each tall, find 50 shards and unearthed bonus loot, you know going for anything
crazy?
Nothing too crazy, Kog'maw for Arcanist and Lungshot, true of the synergy, I have to
go 8 and start rolling it down, my rewards even at 0 you can't look shit out at scale
Everybody
Brock items
Oh, I forgot about this end up by 16 more XP
I'm going to try to throw it in Brock, we'll do this right now.
Alright!
Wait, we are so back!
This is the first time I've ever pulled off 7 each doll.
It was actually pretty nice, just a really nice random plugin.
Zoe 2 actually ended up being really good for my board too. Nice.
Atrox unlocked.
Keep going.
Hmm.
There's a world where Zilean is actually good here.
over Lissandra, and then Atrox over Sejuani, I think makes like my strongest board if I hit upgrades.
But for now, we'll keep holding the Fjalljjord.
Did the Gamma pay off? I mean, I feel like we're very likely to win now. Seven E's shall definitely just like, uh,
game's completely over if you can pull it off.
This is the first time I've ever done it correctly. I failed three times before this.
Took a lot of painful eighth places.
Alright, we can just replace Zoe, but for now she's actually quite good.
Reliable backline damage.
A full dupe.
Alright, what?
Did I fail my quest?
No one did enough damage?
Oh my god.
No one did enough damage?
Come on, Milio.
Is it because my fiddle sticks is killing everything?
Okay, Brock vs. T-Hex?
I think we got it this time.
Wait, did I?
NO! FIDDLE! FIDDLE! STOP! STOP! STOP!
Come on!
Milio, I need you to-
Oh yeah, I'm gonna lose.
Uh-oh.
Alright, hold up, hold up.
Okay, I need damage on my Brock. How does the closest thing?
Alright, I need Cel-Cel.
Okay, hang on, I got actually dialing this turn. I could die.
that completes the quest wait what I didn't complete the quest okay my bad my
bad I did not protect my brock
okay surely with a radium BT surely this dude is not dying I hope protect you
better. I'll put them right in the middle like there's no way you can die. You
can't die in the setup. You are so well-protected.
Oh yeah, Skarner should have the tank items now and then Nidalee should have
the radiant TG. Come on, it's Brock 2 with a radiant BT, come on!
Okay, there we go!
Each Tull Champion reaches 150 Magic Assist.
Oh, it's easy.
I'll just give them these items.
The question is, do I want to sell or do I want to add a move?
I'm actually getting a little bit lower on removers.
I'm going to sell.
I feel like I don't care about your trucks, too.
I will feel like a zillion.
Okay nice, he reached 150, he actually barely reached it.
I didn't give him enough aggro.
Yeah, we can even move the loss of a sprawl for him.
I didn't give him an IE later.
There was a GG available, but I think this is time for now.
Yeah, this game is such a tuber.
Wait, I almost lost.
Oh my god.
This, sir!
All right, what am I cashing out?
Oh, I just know what you got for me. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm sure the one this has an IE
IE
Wow, what a game.
The first time we've ever pulled off 70, Sean, even then it's still got a little scary.
Don't go 10.
I- Game ends very soon.
Although I guess I am halfway to 10.
I feel like I'd rather just roll down for a nidalee through though, right?
I think I'd rather just roll.
Oh wait, is this the strongest Brock you've seen?
The Radiant Brock?
I'm just gonna roll that for Nidalee.
Alright, it was a little disappointing.
Triple Radiant Brock versus the god- wait, it's actually like Godzilla vs. King Kong.
Oh, wait, hang on.
Boom.
He just jumps in with his triple-rated items and everything, guys.
Okay, I'm actually kind of impressed at how much of a fight
the T-hex put up.
Oh, what a game, though.
Alright, we got some of our LP back.
After such abyssal play today, we got our 7-each Taltuber.
Very cinematic after failing to do it earlier today.
I'm throwing the game.
Man, it's crazy that we drink the sprite and suddenly the games are so easy.
That was awesome. That was awesome.
It was scary! I definitely thought once I got 70 shells I was going to win the game, but
some of it was still quite close.
Yeah, crazy what Sugar does for the system.
Alright, I'll play the ad-brick, I'll see you guys in a bit.
After this game, it's solo-gasson coaching time.
Oh, wait, hang on.
Uh, Saloguson said he was actually free now.
Maybe we'll just have him join us now.
Wait, I'm already a bit dizzy.
Crap.
I got stunlocked.
I knew I didn't want to self-attend and I couldn't figure out what to do.
Okay, definitely not Yordle at this point.
what's up hello hello i can hear okay yeah just focus on the game, push the game fast
I don't want to mess up your open choice.
Gold Destiny!
Wait, I mean you could pick there?
You could also pick, whatever, do whatever.
I've heard clicker unions is very broken.
That's really good, yeah.
Uh, okay.
I'm gonna click it gold destiny I see it build waters contested I'm already quite
bad at the line you do you you do you I'm just looking I'm just looking wait wait wait
Wait. Oh my god.
I'm just looking.
It's uncontested Ash Shrinimer. I think it's actually the right play to do that.
I don't think we can try it out.
I personally would just play Bridgewater. I think you can play it like two way contested and both go like top four, top two sometimes.
That's pretty sudden.
I'm actually really bad at this water. I bought 4 with it even under the nested.
Yeah, but it was like after the nerfs it's even a bit harder to play.
I think it's also the hardest comp to play from the good ones.
Like you need to...
The best case you just streak to 1, but I think if you're losing stage 2
you probably need to roll a bit on stage 3, 2, level 6.
I think that's something you need to do, like to stabilize strong board.
I stay get the five bitch and then
Thumbsets from
serpents from there
Here, I'll stream my game to you on discord so you get no lag. Yeah
Yeah
All right, see you guys in chat welcome back from the ad break if you don't know what's going on
So look a song message to me early. He said like he said he's available earlier than expected
So I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry. I started a game, but maybe you can just watch and play this game
But it was originally supposed to be a water view session which will do after this game
Yeah, I would say too much, just play your game, like if you have any questions, if you
don't, I think just play your game.
Okay, okay.
I just play my game.
Do you want me to think out loud or do you want me to be on my mic?
Yeah, just do whatever you do usually.
Just talk to chat.
Just talk to chat.
I'm just...
well what I would normally do here is I would see that the ash tree is uncontested
yeah and I see that I got a red buff which actually lines up quite well it's a
good starter item on ash I see that I can easily get a BT or QSS or a crack in
here and I would say yep it's an ash tree in your game I also picked my builds
based on how attractive I find the champions and I think on average okay
on average the ash tree units are a lot more attractive than the builds
what are units yeah ash is brilliant yeah whoa whoa ash wait oh oh I'm talking
about the brighter oh oh I think I'm just calm this build turn them as a
main carry so we should like always focus items on them yeah like cloaks
should like never be crack it should always be BT or clicks or oh okay would
Would you rather get the BT or the QSS?
I'm thinking it's the BT first.
I think the BT first is fine, no, that's fine.
Oh, he said it's fine.
That BT doesn't like that decision.
No, no, it's fine.
I think one thing that is like, if you put quick server,
and then your second augment gives you an artifact,
like the darking scythe, that red thingy.
That one is broken.
And if we get Quicksilver first, and we get the Darker Skype,
we don't need PT anymore.
So that's one advantage for the Quicksilver first.
OK.
I think I'm supposed to level here.
If I level, I can.
OK.
I'm not even sure if I can win.
Would you level here?
I guess we're actually pretty rich.
I guess we can do it for 7.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's Shaden because I don't have items on my slayer yet
I think I get I think the ash tournament comes pretty broad pretty strong
Especially if you get an artifact opener, or you have like a tournament items ready and
Yeah
And to be honest, we should give the items at the beginning to in this case like be equal to or
Or like Briar 2, Kiana 2, Kiana 2 would be the best.
Like our Ashe 1 to the M1 doesn't do too much.
If you get to the M2, we should swap items to him immediately.
But at the beginning, we should like itemize Diego.
It's the best case, Kiana, then Diego.
Then worst case, Briar 2 stuff.
Oh, wait, you don't care about the stacks?
No, no, we do it.
It's like, the thing is we lose every fight, right?
We're not really getting any stacks anyways, so...
Yeah.
I see.
Okay
Yeah, I mean I mean you can yeah, I think just for one round to the ego. That's why
And then just put like the good like
Today like I don't think like this coaching
Like this like helps a lot to almost this is more like for content like this is this tracks with you very much
Make you play worse
I'm sorry, I wouldn't have started a game, I didn't realize.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's 9-10, I just woke up, I always wake up this early.
I always like...
Yeah, wake up this early, but I usually don't like get out of my bed.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I like it.
Oh, I diluted my pool.
What if you're like, oh, we got your game now, it's kind of...
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's okay. Once I skip them three times, it's fine.
It's fine.
Void?
Bilgewater?
Yes.
Earthed Crescent?
Ionia?
I did.
Yeah, we can go through this game like right after, I guess, like today, we only wanted to focus on
Opener's land recognition and stuff, right?
Okay, that's like, like there was like one really easy play. I don't know if you
remember in 2-1.
Oh, there was an easy fly. Yeah, just pick your own grab back
We got to OPT into like Dana. That's pretty easy to be honest
If you want to get like top four for free kind of
or just pick it up
Wait one more round. I mean, you know a problem. Yeah
Items, thank you. Quick silver
And we could live in this even if you're not Val for me
Yeah we don't have a component for tournament.
Yeah, we're gonna wait though right?
Wait one, we're free losing right?
I think we can build Vow already.
Like cloak we might need for BT.
Do you play the tournament?
Combo lot?
No, it's, I feel like it's always contested.
Yeah, yeah I pretty much never played either but I think if you get like artifacts that
you can kind of force it. The artifacts are total broken, Trinimer.
Alright. I think I am leveling next turn and rolling for Trinimer 2.
Yeah.
And then begin the win streak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And because the artifacts, we should pick it.
I think we will hold the line, yeah.
It might be min max, like we need like some components to fix the item, yeah.
items and then just work yet max and just roll quick
Yeah, so it's like even shroud as well we can play better for
Or, maybe for Bram, we should roll a bit more for like one, like set just, like 3, 3, oh yeah, oh yeah, set in, first, Shen, yeah.
I think we're good to go now, it's okay.
And we can slam all the components, right, we have Min-Max, Bo and him, yeah.
And then Chain, Chain on the, Chain's that fast I think, it's, actually it's last whisper, last whisper.
Wait, it can't be last whisper, I haven't even tried.
Oh, I've seen Sharder and I know, okay. So it's cloak E.T.
And then vorage, pay the best case, yeah.
Because...
Okay, by thing we got out, you know.
Doesn't look too bad, like, we only need one more item on trim.
And you should be able to carry.
I don't look too bad.
And Bev is, like, she... Bev is like a beast, like...
No items, 2... 2,500. Really?
Yeah, she's a... look at the devil, she's a beast.
I mean, especially... Give Red Buff to her, like...
I wish to give repertoire to the man yeah yeah
All right, I'm gonna
Reforge an item
Let's look left. Oh, it could be for the chain. Oh chain for the chain. I'd love could be like
Feast I guess we forge for bow
I was PT from such
Yeah, oh, it doesn't better. I'm better
Yeah, that's not what I was thinking.
Yeah, Val and Setch and BT.
Yeah.
Yeah, we will, yeah.
I mean, what about Niko's Setch front-end, right?
Like, chill the enemies.
And then Trinimer can crit, and Ashe also does more damage.
Oh, my gosh, that was bad.
Yeah, it was one of our best tank, like...
Yeah, we need to fix it afterwards.
Oh!
I lost my potion as bad.
Yeah, it's unfix it afterwards, both like rageblade right? Both rageblade.
Can the Carousel always check for the units first, like if I need any, and then I check
for one component. I think that's a habit, I don't know, okay I'm nice.
Yeah, let's check for the unit first, because sometimes the unit also has an okay component
for my comp, right?
Like for this comp it would be like Swayne, especially, and we need to drop the Illaoi.
Let's see, Illaoi out 4.
What else do we have?
Oh, quick striker, looking for one quick striker.
Yeah, it's a good positioning, you shroud, rip buff, you can go on play the buff I think.
Like she's like too good for that now, that's just hateable.
Ripped off on play the buff.
Oh, red buff on the, oh yeah sorry sorry.
Yeah, we just have to sign up.
I can give it to the other side, but what we can do is like we can remove our tank attempts
and give it to the tank that takes the aggro first now every round, so for a real min-max.
Yeah, yeah, like this way our ton of mag gets focused very late, right, so we can stack
up this rageblade, play some units first.
Yeah, I think it's pretty solid now.
Yeah, I just lost that one round though, so bad.
Yeah, yeah, it was my streak and 10 HP
Yeah, it's because of probably one or two
Replacements. No, don't tell me how much LP I lost
I still believe this game can be a first. Oh, it's so fast. It's the worst world
More body
Okay
Okay, I definitely held too much garbage, but I was kind of down to play a Keanu or a Yasuo too.
Would you have held those on the roll then?
No, no, no. We have so much gold. If we don't hit here, I mean we can FF already, but we don't need to hold.
If you move fast enough with that much gold, you always hit.
Okay, yeah, that's a simplify your role on that's really important
Like lose like lose. Okay. I won't talk about it again
If you take portal forage and you miss
Like what do you do? I?
Mean you try to pick this unsealed from steel right that's the one that gives you darkened scythe
guaranteed. But I mean if you pick Forge onto one and you miss, like a Trimac can
hold, Dark and Scythe, Dark and Bow, Rapid Firecan, Death's Defines, Mittens, Flickerblade even,
and one more, like it's very unlikely. If you miss, if you miss, when you just
play something else, when you get Seeker's Armour, when you play Dana,
you get like Lich Pain, you can also play Dana, or like Xeraphine, put Dana
together it's not right like for just pretty good right now because of that
because how about you hit something for tournament when you just play and then
like this guy's like giga broke me like artifact bronze for life like he's
unbeatable just kill Brock and and Perrin
I think we can roll a bit more like 40 to 40, since we're not making 50, just chill for
now.
Check the items, can do like reforge the tier I guess, reforge the tier, maybe it's like
Which tank I don't know and when we have a step force that was
And we can just slam chance that it's sorry happen with this
Yeah, it's fine
And then we should try to do the tech where like slam the items on the tank that gets focused
I think it would one more like we should probably
Oh, it's a little bit
No, I mean, I have Nika as well, but like, tournament, like, I'm like...
Tournament, it's possible.
Oh, and the scripting is a little...
Interesting.
It's not ParaForge, right? Real illness?
No.
No.
I think we'll, I think we need to, like, we need to roll in description because we're looking for, like, combat augment.
Alright.
Because we have three items. I think it might just be Celestia to us, like...
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, it's Basso or tournament.
Okay.
I think it's all actually closed. Okay, I'm sending it now
It's like a to 30. I would say 30
It's so bad if that's what we're once more so better
Once more and Brian for yeah, okay, we stopped here
Now we say such as we're not making such free stuff
It's too expensive, I think
I think it was pretty solid.
Yeah, to the right.
Okay.
Looks beautiful, you know. Doesn't it? Or anything?
Okay, no shits. Can't hit so hard.
Wait, this is good. She's stuck on our surge.
We wait.
Yeah, this min-actually this min-max thing is insane for tournament.
I just realized.
You can like, all your tank attempts are always on the right unit.
Imagine, like, 10 attempts on Niko, you're such a die, I mean, maybe a tournament dies,
I don't think he would die in this 5 laps.
I feel like I need to be rolling here.
Yeah, you can roll, like, roll, like, roll to the 30, okay.
I think we can stop it.
Yeah, I agree.
We're not close to the 30.
Yeah, if we take, like, one more trim, I think we can, like, send it to 30 again
with, like, our 8th tournament, we send it to 0, like, to 10 at least.
Wow, cool. This is an interesting way to play. I would not have thought about Minimax as a
good augment here.
Minimax was really good because our items were fucked up.
We had four components and we couldn't build an item, so we need item operative
I think so.
And Minux was like, if you guys want more advantage,
I just realized it was like, slamming and things like that.
There were over four just while you were there,
but also like slamming and things like that.
It gets focused first.
I still drive nothing.
Yeah, I think we might, like,
we might need to send it next round, to be honest.
There are Trinamiris.
Don't worry.
I used to date back in high school.
I'll show up.
What item do you think I want here? Just a third-ash item?
Yeah, it's a Kraken probably.
Just Klo-Gur-Boys.
How was he? How was Tune-A-Meh?
Is it Mark Merrill or is it...
Okay.
Bye, bye.
Three trine mirrors coming right up.
Oh, yeah, it's in the pool!
It's in the pool!
God, I'm so cool!
Look at my APM.
I guess it's the main...
It's Spain?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
kind of indeed now
kind of indeed
usually if we didn't have niko freestyle we would probably swing over niko
if we didn't have niko freestyle
Yeah, but I think sending it was fine, I think we need to get to the map.
Yeah, on 8 tournaments we have to send it, it saves 20 HP if we hit.
I know.
Ah, I guess the question is, am I still Ash?
You can just send it to the map, if needed.
Okay, we're rolling here, right?
Yeah, yeah, I think we're rolling here, right?
And because I also thought, okay, just one Ashe, just one Ashe, that's fine.
Come back later, sweetie.
No, we're probably just giving up on Ashe, because I was swaying, so I'm next in right, 7th.
It's for Juggernaut, Luxus, Arcanist.
Yeah, we can't say that, we can't say like that.
Just be able to win this.
I think you need to insta-pick your augment and call ash.
Otherwise, like it's impossible these guys are like
Oh, it's yeah, just be good. She's probably stuck on seven. Yeah, we're probably stuck on seven
I'm looking for the Kraken Kraken and then probably like one more tank attempt and then just give vow to spade him and
The other tank attempts to who the tanks first gets the aggro first
Do you have like music on
Uh, light music, yeah.
Okay.
Do you show me music?
Oh, I just put in some music.
Some tape up.
Crack it.
Alright.
Zach won. Let's report this into the tank, Adam.
Alright, report.
Alright.
Yeah.
Oh wow, that's fine.
Yeah, I guess we can put Vow on one each and then slam the other two on the other tanks.
I think that's fine.
We should try to position our Nikon in front of the main tank, Kerry.
Yeah, we should try to put, like, Niko in front of the, uh, hopefully for the best carry.
Climax carry.
But yeah, I could just watch him, just watch him, like, win against them now.
Has enough, like, single-tied.
Yeah, I got him.
I think he's level nine.
I feel like I should roll for this Ashe.
Like roll twice for this.
I would probably push level experience, but I mean you can try, like I guess roll twice
in a few, just a level, right?
Okay.
and see haha I mean because I just
raise and that's why that's why they just
do one round
I read your right pick on Nico I think
if you slam even short too late
I don't think she gets like the resistances.
Oh.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It used to be like this.
It used to be like this.
I'm just buying this anyway.
Yeah, it's okay.
We're stuck on some.
And we're not reaching the value.
We're not reaching the value.
I should do like one one vow to swing so he managed to cast
we should do like uh can we like move the tower to the left
to like a b b2 b2 b2 and then yeah and then yeah like this yeah yeah yeah like this way uh
I might run through to the left side.
I can also put Swain in the first row.
Like on the left side it's easier to wrap.
And this side it's easier to run through to any.
That's why I very often, like me, is usually in the top left.
Because it's the easier corner to get to.
this this this round is worth 20 LP I think I think top 4 top watch hitting wait
it's not a top 4 I think I'd be really happy that we're a fifth and we
should we can look put Spain first Rosa okay three insta cars it's probably
Sterex or something for the Spain?
Sterex, where's Wormos?
Oh, we need to dodge Diana.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was watching.
We need to put like, Briar next to Trinidad, so he doesn't run to the right.
Okay, okay.
I would be just rolling man, but we don't get it in the level 8, we don't get it in the level 8 any time.
Just some Spain, I mean, putting like where Briar is, I would say.
Putting like where Briar is, the Spain.
Oh no, I mean like two top right, like two right side, the Spain.
I mean I'm in search to front again
Yeah, like so one thing they won't take right. Oh
I feel like a swim's gonna die too soon
No, he's about like he always cost. Okay, always cost
It's better my mother or whole team
All the key to the ultimate faithful all that kind of old
I think this is a good example game, like to watch with you on 2-1, to 5, I tied!
Oh, the Trigger!
Yeah, I think it's a little bit late, and yeah, like no joke, like what I said, right?
The run round, like 3-3, we lost, like, we lost like 1 or 2 placements, and it's lost 1 or 2 placements, yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, it's important.
These two cost rerolling comes, like the one
to full streak, stage three, and streak sum up, stage four,
until that three-star statement keeps streaking again.
So that one round, this elo decides a lot, yeah.
Posses a lot.
That was not bad.
I was too slow.
I think if I do it correctly, this game is a four.
I think the Xenar guy was pretty strong.
Xenar two-star.
A bit shorter guys were.
I'm not sure about the Void Connect.
OK, OK.
So today, I prepared something.
Oh, you prepared something?
You're like a presentation?
Yeah, like a Word document.
Nothing, not too much.
OK, we're going to share this.
Found it.
Let's go through a Word document first when we go through your VL bots from today, I would
say.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, only check stage one to two-one, only check stage one to two-one.
Homework.
No.
Homework, yeah.
It's kind of like homework, let me.
one sec, one sec.
Yeah, it's like, you can do like a,
like usually, like best case you do like a game plan, right?
Best case you already know what to do before the game starts.
And I don't like, what's like, don't look at this.
What's like important for you in stage one?
Oh, don't look at this.
All right.
Okay.
For me, in the opener, I look for, I think I prioritize getting any two-star, and then
once I start seeing pairs, I'll start looking for units that kind of line up with that.
If I ever have two pairs and have to choose, I choose the prettier unit.
Not always the best option.
I feel like right now what matters a lot to me is if I think I can build a rageblade,
then that will dictate some of my lines.
Jyn Parry looks really good if I have half of my rageblade.
I feel like if the Ionian is bad, I just don't even bother holding the units, but maybe
I should be.
I generally feel like yordles are quite weak, so I tend to ignore them.
Yeah, yordles are not too good right now.
Yeah, I feel like I can only play 5-0 with a really strong opener.
I also usually ignore Viego unless I see that there's like two and then I'll maybe hold it in hopes for the augment
I'm not sure if that's a good play. Yeah. Yeah, I don't give you either. I think many of us never
Yeah, I would say I generally look for hold the pairs I
Look for defender or bruiser to get a frontline and then find out who my back line is based on what items I have
I'm the open to playing in Joker. I'm open to playing like Ionia
Hmm
And I still look for the word opener whenever I see a Cho'Gath and a Kog'Maw.
Yeah, I think that sounds pretty solid.
It's reasonable.
Like my personal game plan, like some things like to consider in 2-1.
In this set, I would say like, another set story, but I think like most important like item components.
Like your first offensive item kind of like gives you direction, right?
Kind of like tells you what to play or not.
I mean, if you start with bow, you can play anything.
If you don't have a bow, you might consider like losing the first three rounds, pick up
a bow, and then play whatever from there.
And it's completely fine to lose the first three rounds.
Don't live up.
Make 10 early, 20 early.
And then start your win streak on 2-5.
Like, it's not needed to 5-streak in stage 2.
Like, 5-streak in stage 2, they nerf it by a lot.
Like, you'll get like very little gold out of it.
losing first three make 10 20 and then then if you have a strong what you can
push to 5 to 5 and stand your items and then just win from there that's
completely fine like it's something you need to keep in mind like five losing
it's still okay especially if you're like hard-forcing dinner but it's not
really needed anymore it's like not that efficient anymore like it used to
be before the nerves like you get like very little lucid gold now like like
I think fall loses like one gold right one extra gold it used to be
like two extra gold stuff so yeah and then the next thing like units sometimes
units are more important than components but I think that usually like a bit
less important right it's from one like first is more important like fifth is
like beliefs and obviously like whole pairs keep balance some tanks some
damage dealers like for example if I have like Ilawi when I'm probably
holding to state obviously for bitchwater but if I have like Shen I'm
probably holding Jhin, so Shen as Batang, Jhin as Ma, Demchie and stuff, so basic stuff.
And then Augments, Augment just 2-1.
Like everything like from stage 1 to 2-1 is like similar to like Poker, like the flop,
like where the free cards get played.
Oh my god, Poker.
So like, yeah, you get all the information up there, you get that information, then
based on that you decide like am I playing like aggressively, passively, am I just
like give folding, you know, so like the augment like based on everything from one to two one
that decide the augment if you lose chicken, like you probably picking econ right? You have
like no two stars, no items, you're picking econ like if you win stricking you want to
pick like best case, always item augment over combat because items are much more
value at the beginning than combat. You have zoo items, yeah, so like so this
Just like the order.
You have nothing.
Econ, best case.
You have something to win streak with.
Two stars, one item slam.
You probably pick one more item slam over the combo.
I'm pretty sure combat augments on 2-1 are just terrible.
They must all have really bad average placement.
Yeah.
Always prioritize item if possible if you're stridding.
And then yeah, the fourth point, based on these things that you decide your comps,
items, combo, units, op, and stuff, and then you contest it.
If you're rerolling, maybe take other available line.
You don't want to be playing reroll contested.
If you're playing tier four carry, like Unara, it's fine.
It's two way, it's fine.
Three way contested, it's probably not fine.
Might need to pick other line.
But if you're committed to it, then you should maybe
either pick another econ augment to roll earlier than them.
Like for example, stage three seven.
You know, three way Unara, you have enough gold
because you pick second econ augment
or have like econ vision.
you just send it to 0, like 3, 7, 4, 1.
Like if one more Unaris out, like it's like 10, 15% less likely that you hit your own
Unaris, so it's better to roll all your gold before than to make Econ enroll with like
20, 30 gold more later after the other guys rolled already and picked out your Unaris,
right?
And a contestant spot?
You have to roll down really early because if you, yeah, they're going to be gone
otherwise, but what can you do if you miss?
Yeah, it's either this, like W-Econ, or you pick full combat, and then usually it's okay
and you're stable on one star copies.
If you pick full combat instead of W-Econ, you're stable on one star, and then what
you need to do is to just pray that they die earlier, and then you roll down, or
push 9, and one more thing that you can do right now, like let's say you have
If you knew Yunara, but you can't get your tank to something like Wukong, right?
What you need to do is unlock Skarner.
Skarner is like Terrik, they're both broken.
And there are a lot of AD carries right now, like Miss Fortune, Yunara, Trinamaster, so
there's a lot of AD, so Skarner is pretty good.
So whenever you have Stormblade, and you know Terrik's Spain are hard contested
or even Wukong, should unlock Skana and then just roll.
I don't know why they don't tell us,
but unlockable units are way easier to hit two-star
than not unlockable, right?
Which makes sense because you see them way later,
so it makes sense to give them a bit more hit chance
because that's what it feels like.
I am not six, I roll three times, I have six two-star.
I unlock Skana, I hit five times,
I hit Skana, two-star and stuff,
unless some other people have Skana.
So if you're missing a tank
And you know Teric, Spain, Bucongo, Cotesed,
you should definitely like for most comps unlocks Ghana
and Rufan.
Wait, are you saying that unlockable units are easier
to start because you feel like it is?
Or are you saying that like, there's no like hard proof,
but it feels like it may occur.
Yeah, I feel like it also makes sense
because like I can only see them after unlocking.
So I feel like maybe they have like a bit higher chance
to like appear like, whenever I unlocked six,
I have six tools that immediately like,
I don't know, like this guy.
That's true.
Every time I unlock Baron.
The Baron and True Star is almost the same.
I mean, I guess you level 10, kind of.
So maybe, yeah.
And I think the fifth point to consider,
like when choosing your line, things to consider.
Things to consider to choose.
Choose the lines that encounter.
Like, for example, you get component end-vests.
then Dana is much easier to hard force, right?
You get all her items, best of slot,
and she needs best of slot, like best of slot
or like artifacts.
And if you have lots of gold, like scattered pot and stuff,
you can also like, if you have a good start,
you can consider like gold nine, legend is easier.
I think like, like any, for example,
is much easier in these like gold regions.
So like, yeah, I think these are like the,
like five points that you need to consider
and they all play a part in like choosing your comp, right?
And now we get to the choosing a compound.
The best openness to look out for every game.
I would say it's like darkened skype.
Like if you get this, like unsealed from steel
or from portable forge augment.
It's just like Trenema.
Yeah, it's a bogat nerf.
Like darkened skype is broken.
If you get darkened skype, bronze for life, Trenema.
Like this guy just wins against Baron
and against Brock and stuff.
Yeah, this is actually like Giga-Bron.
Wait, why?
Let me see what it does.
Yeah, if you get this you should always play like either Trinamar or if you have a lot of Yasus then Yasuo. I think Trinamar is better. Usually.
Oh yeah, I can have a pile with you guys.
The holder gains a darker trade every 4 seconds slash adjacent enemies for 200% bonus damage.
Oh.
On takedown, that's like, oh, on takedown, slash again.
Yeah, and any dashes into the enemies, right?
So like this, if you get the unseed from steel,
you just hard for this.
Like you don't even reroll the other Orcs.
You just click it and play.
What do you do with that Nash?
You can just wait.
When you just play something else until then.
Oh my God, okay.
You play like, you play like Tiana's the best item holder.
And then it's, I guess, Briar.
And we just learned don't give items to Diego.
Otherwise you unlock. Oh, we also unlock your Meadows of My Beth. Maybe Meadows of Sofa.
It's like, oh, stuff really late.
Yeah, so it's, you just give to Kiana Briar, and then you actually just give it to items. Unlock to Neme.
But if you have a lot of Yazzles, you can also just play Yazzle.
Rewind. It's also fine. Like, he's also really strong. Gets top two.
That's a top one. Sometimes.
Every time I try, he seems so bad, but I've never done it with the darkened sky.
Yeah, yeah. Like, if I get this, I don't even rerind the other arguments. I just,
Oh, you guys need access?
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How do I?
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Cover your eyes, everybody.
Don't read that.
How do I, like...
Oh, I see.
I see.
You can, like, just exit this one.
You can just exit.
Wait, are any of the other darking items that good?
Like, the staff?
I think the others are like mediocre. I guess if you need to tank at him, you can pick one of these and then just streak with it maybe.
I think Darken bow has got nerf quite a bit. I've seen it on like Windstreak Darken bow into like Belveff with Kaiser together.
Let's see, it looked like okay, but yeah, it's just Darken Skyrim. Darken Skyrim and you have two options like Tredemere or Yasuo. It's easy.
So these are things to consider. I would always look out for these openers.
So whenever I get these openers, I just play them.
Don't make it too hard, right? Simplify your game.
Dark and Skyve, I'm rerolling Ternomeria.
I get 3 Bilgewater and 2-1. I'm playing Miss Fortune Bilgewater.
But this comes very hard to play.
This is like an own game.
Bilgewater is pretty much like an own game in itself.
You kind of need someone to explain it to you or watch some Bilgewater games.
I mean, if you want, we can go through it.
But this will take a while, to be honest.
I do need to learn at some point.
But let's go through the rest of the document first.
Yeah, we can do it another time, I think.
I think I have a plan.
Is any three-builds water fine, like no two-stars?
Yeah, I think I have my last 15 games or so.
I have three-point average, something build water.
And it's the best case, you win streak from 2-1.
And if you don't win streak 2-1, it's fine.
But you need to roll on 3-2 then, for 5 bilge plus briar.
And then you need to upgrade like Graves to best case, and Nordus to start from the
shop with duplicator and stuff.
I see.
And you need to focus, like, it's fine to buy units out of a shop to upgrade them.
It's fine to buy Cinderbrew and give it to Twisted Fate, this guy that is in
menace he does like three 4k damage and slows the enemy attack speed and you need to put him like
not in the corner but one to the left or one to the right like so he's on the second second slot
because this way he can hit the enemy corner okay yeah so like he's an extra menace like thank
you nexty um and then on 5th bitch what you can also try to like look for misfortune i would just
click on this link was it oh yeah but I try and the doc I I tried to link the
comps like if we're like this blue right it's like hyperlink and then what is it
like on the 5-bitch water you can try to fish from misfortune like to push
seven you can fish and when you try to fish on misfortune it's fine okay
yeah that's fine like when after getting misfortune usually try to have a
play one or two runs of seven bilge water if you're like early stage three early
stage four if you're too low HP already you probably just play normal bottom and
just talk in seven bilge and try to get like I would say at least two bilge water
items very often you can also hit three I think fourth is already like
impossible most of the time like two is good. So you're not really playing seven for long?
No no no no no no no like if it's like early stage three and or like insane
like I have 80 HP, strong board, I can also play like one or two rounds in early stage four
and then if I start losing I just swap back to like five bilge and then play my strongest board
and like if you hit misfortune two star with items and fist some items fist two star like
you win rounds like with five bilge and this board like yeah like this like it's actually really
strong like you shouldn't play seven bilge for too long especially like if you lower HP.
So, but it's really hard to play, and you actually need to watch some other people play
bitchwater to learn this.
You can't learn it just by healing.
Are you often going 8 on 4-5 with more money, or are you doing it 4-2?
With Misfortune?
Yeah.
Bitchwater?
Oh, I often go 4-2, 8 of them and just roll it to 0, because every fight I win, I farm
more Serpents, and I have more HP to farm one more round.
And also get time-catch earlier, I mean I just feed time-catch also decent.
Every comp wants Wukong, Swain.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying right now.
You can also play Skana here.
So if you have Stormplant, you can actually unlocks Skana and then just play Skana over.
That's what I'm saying.
If you have Stormplant, you need to have an open slot like Taric or whatever.
You probably want to unlocks Skana and play him because Wukong, Swain is pretty
much like the hardcore test area. Yes, that's about Bilgewater. No joke, like if you want
to learn Bilgewater, we can do like another session, but that probably takes like one
hour I would say. And then you just watch like three, four Bilgewater games and then
I go through all the options. But this comes like a game for itself. Yeah, this goes
next like Ishtar. So like, if I get Darkenstaff, I go to the Mejazov rule, I get Bilgewater,
I usually play Bilgewater, but if you're not confident on it, you shouldn't play it.
But this patch you should learn it.
It scales that hard into late game, but it wins out, usually.
If you get it 2-1, you can hit an OK game.
It also wins against Baron stuff.
But yeah, if you get it 2-1, I obviously play it as well.
I have a play Invoker variation, so Invoker, Interlect, Brock, and stuff, right?
Or I go into the ReRoll variation, I think both are fine, but they play very differently.
So ReRoll, you want like first augment econ, second augment item.
Why? Because you're rolling stuff a lot, and if you had a lot of free stars, they're only good.
if you have items on them, right?
So you need econ item, pretty much.
And then classes, combat, or another item.
And then for the level push stuff,
you can pick different things.
And I think what you need to do here is,
if possible, unlock five Ishtar early,
so you can farm some HP.
If you farm some HP, you usually get to 550
and have two lives left
when you just win out the game from there.
And you also need to pick other quests.
Like in this level push quest,
you can pick XP quest much more easily.
In the Revolve variation, you can pick Revolve
quest much more easily.
So you need to swap your quest around a bit.
Yeah, I'm pretty comfortable with each one of Revolve.
OK, and then you should, for sure, play that.
Yeah, I think these are the three best openers
I would play every game.
If I got offered Bilgewater for one every game,
I would play it every game.
No exception.
Wow, OK.
and then two Void, I think like Void start,
if you have only one Kogma, one Sho,
like to be honest, like you will probably like 10 Loose streak.
So it's not, it's kinda hard.
But if you have like Kogma two,
Cho got one between two, I think that's already much better.
Like Kogma two kills a lot of units
and sometimes even can streak.
So I would also like,
if you have no other direction, just play Void, it's fine.
If you're for Loose taking, it's okay.
You should try to like streak on three, five.
3-5, keep your pairs like this, this is like my favorite level 8 board.
You can also play N2 over Swain, which gives you Defender, Arcanist and stuff, right?
And then keep Kaden in, Miss Kaden also does like 2 or 3 K damage every ultimate, she
can like snipe 1-star carries.
So if you have N2 over Swain, this board, they're often like wins a few rounds in
early stage 4.
hitting Rift-Hard Kaiser to you also win a lot of rounds afterwards. I think I would
only play six Void if I have like Belvedere 2 star and like like one or two items for
a leg. Otherwise I think this bot is like cheaper and like this Niko unit is also like
so it's like really cheap right? It's very easy to have Vi-2 Niko team here. Yeah and
you have these students like stage 3-5 as well and you can also streak with them
on 3-5 like Kokma 2, K-10-2, Niko Vi-2, Rift-Hard 1, Cho-2 like this wins in stage
three what do you think is stronger between a nine void and six-worded
legendaries nine word I think if you have all the legend plays two stars and
have items on this is stronger but you have no you have like fill one then a
one fully bear one then it's probably nine words and then just buff up your
like carries with her parent Kaiser okay select these these legends two star
items is probably this no legend as two stars no items for them and it's
probably this like nine nine word like still wins games so okay yeah okay do you
always have camps yeah yeah like we such and stuff like oh my god yeah yeah
this is the reason this is our tops these are like groups for the tops I saw
them like I sorted them this like scrim data don't look at it it's like stats
for units it's like reddit and stuff and like Chinese reddit and so this is
just don't look at it don't look at it okay but I don't know like when Ayune like
Ayune if it's XP or gold you should always hold like Shen and Jin and you
You can go into Unara, but what you can also do is you don't even need to play Unara.
You can just play it to farm gold and then play something else, like very often I see
like into Legendaries.
That's actually, like I'm not sure if it's new, but it's like, I saw like Canvas played,
like top five US, like why were one played, and you can play like this variation at
late game.
What was it?
Yeah.
You can play like, if you are early, you just play into this, like if you win streaking with any comp,
and you know for sure you can make it to 9, gold region, you can build any items, AP goes on set, AD goes on Kindred or Xenna,
or like Yunara, Tusa even, a tank goes on like any tank, so who cares, you can also unlock Skarner here,
and we just play into this, and then set is Giga broken,
and if you had to hit the Kindred to Xenna to set to, like you just win the game,
So if you're like full win streaking, or like just playing Ioni early game, like full win
streak, whatever, right?
Not playing Yunara, but you can go into this, and if you go on Revolence, you could give
it to R, and R is actually strong early.
And it's like a really good full win streak.
This would be like, if you win streaked early and your level 7 board is good enough to
save HP, you just don't do anything on 8, you just go in with 50 gold and
chill, lose a little bit, then go 9 and get this board.
Yeah, you're 10th Street thing you unlock set you you've probably wouldn't a few rounds with set and stuff
Are two star on state and state age when you go nine on five one
Okay, and you're only rolling a little bit just to stabilize then you'd go nine
On eight probably you don't need to rule it if you like if you have two stars
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm just saying if you can I you know you usually play to you now obviously
But you could also play in that that variation as well
If you don't have items for your now, that's what I was trying to say.
The next one is like, you can drive with a bow, you can go fast 9.
I think that's a bit harder to play than if you get a vein with bow into De Masse.
I played De Masse a lot yesterday, I think I went second, second, third place.
What I learned is you don't roll vein on level 7, 3 star.
You roll on 7 for Vayne 2-star, like this is your board, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And 7 Demacia, you proc Gale, I mean you play like this.
6 Demacia plus Gropman 7.
Then on 8 you play like Swain and Kaiser.
And on 8, you can decide like, I have, you have like,
let's say you have everything 2-star, but you have 7 Vayne's,
you're probably rolling for Vayne 3-star.
You have like only 4 Vayne's, but Garen, Lux and stuff,
already you probably just don't nine or nine you itemized six as well six
two-star like her like whenever you go nine I don't know like these I don't know
if it's back or something like if you are not six you just hit him two-star is
I don't know it's okay it's probably because some were buying all the other
originaries the pool yeah yeah yeah that yeah that might be like everyone's
buying all we are two legends yeah that's that might be it there but
yeah like the six to say there's a lot of damage so like so it's vain
level seven role for vain two-star and like Java and two-star and it was
on 7 you're playing 5D master so this means you probably don't have, let's say you don't have Garen
so you're playing Jarvan, Senchao, Poppy, Vayne, Zona, 5D master plus Caitlyn and Vayne.
These are like 7 usually before you had Garen Lux. I need to include it here.
And then you roll Vayne 2 star, you push 8. I think you roll like 2-10 or like all in
to like proc Galu. If you didn't hit Galu it's fine. You just wait till Neutrus and
proc Galio in neutral if possible. You don't need to make your bot weaker one round in stage 4 to
proc Galio. And then this bot is unreasonably stable, like the way in 2 star.
I would like the items in this team build is always from left to right, so you always want
Kraken first and at turns I think done with the second best and then the third
item is really usually open like rageblade second Kraken deathplate ie yeah
okay wow you're like it don't play it on game yeah yeah Kraken done with this
insane it's also like the idea can't kind of kind of okay notice and you want
like best case like two combat augments for this if possible yeah that
make sense so so yeah this is like if you get a vein early like if you like like
the car can stuff you can always go into like vein I would say like she's she's
really stable like I mean can show you my games if you want vein like really
good scores he finds his profile we're going to the top of the leader
And this is like third place, second place, let me check another Vayne game, so Vayne is
actually really stable, you should always also put in there like default games, but
yeah this is my bitchwater game, third place, second place, second place, so bitchwater
is also like, bitchwater is another session to be honest.
Okay so you wouldn't play Vayne unless you had the Vayne on creep round?
No, no, if you have Vayne with Bo, you just play it.
But if you have, like, we get to this later here.
But if you get, like, Windstrike early on, you can also, like, pivot into Vayne slowly.
That's also fine.
And then, like, Ashe, like, I would, I, to be honest, I never played Ashe, but I
see it all the time, and it's pretty good.
But I think you need, like, Ashe, and then already, like, an item for Triname, right?
So you're able to just take an item, and you're in the second Carousel.
Like in the two, five Carousel.
I think these are the lines I would look out for all the time.
So whenever I get one of these, I just play it, make it simple.
And now we get to the hard part.
What do we do if we don't have any of these best openers?
What do we do?
What would you do usually?
Don't look.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, usually I would just complain.
Oh yeah, same.
I'd probably lose streak.
And then just sit there, let the resentment build up.
and then make some desperation play for something, something,
something, lose five, try to spike based off of the first four
costs I see or maybe the items tell me I have to play something
and then I'll try for it and then be sad, usually.
Yeah, OK, let me actually think.
Let me actually think.
If I had nothing early, I've done void lose streak quite a
lot if I feel like it's uncontested.
I feel like a lot of times I just look at whatever
is playing, find something that's reasonable and uncontested, and then just lose trick into
it, spike on 3-2. I don't think it works that often though.
Yeah, I think, yeah, sounds kind of tough. I think this is the hardest part of every
patch, like figuring out like what can you do, like if you have none of the best,
no most common, known, stable openers. But this patch, there's an easy solution
or this set I guess, like default comp or like no direction because none of the best
openers available. And what you can do is like you can, like I do this like every,
I would say like every third game, fourth game, I look at my board, I have no two
stars, I have like bell cloaked tier, right? So I can only build like even shroud, anima
or like adaptive, like no clear direction, like no ragepad, no card, no...
Oh wow, a lot of these units can solo 1-4.
Yeah, and then usually you have to play either Briar, Diego, Keanu, you can put them anywhere, they're just solo, without an item.
You can also put Chenilaui right where they are, like here, A5, like here, with Belt or Chain, and they also solo the units.
Or you can also play Kokma solo in the bottom right corner with Bow, and then they also solo.
Okay, is this better than holding actions?
If you have really awkward components, let's say like belt, cloak, and then glove, yeah,
belt, cloak, glove.
The worst things you can start with.
Yeah, something like this, or like what else, like tear, glove, cloak, tear, glove, cloak,
I mean you can build adaptive, but yeah, if you have stuff like this, no direction
you want to play yourself, like I'm not expecting you to play area comp, right? I'm just like showing
you what you could play, but you should stick to the comps you can play, or if you want to learn
new ones you can also try it, but at least you only put one efficiency on the board and
sell the rest, you make 10 on 1-4, unless you get like duplicate and stuff, right? Because
duplicate is like also gold. Yeah. So what happens when you make 10, and then in stage 2-2,
2 to 1 you play normal bot and 2 to you can set everything you make 20 and then you have
0 units nothing and what you can do is you go to stage 2 3 and then we just roll 4 times
and then you roll 4 times you get barred you make econ back and you have like 20 gold
right you already have a lot of econ and then and what I would look out for is ishtar
2-3, 2-3 rolling, I roll for Ishtar, I also roll for Leona, so Leona starts going into
Dana, and I also roll for Draven and Vayne, like I actually had a game yesterday, I rolled
down hit Vayne, and I just played Vayne for about a third or second, and then you also
first pick Kharusas, you can pick up Rageblade Kragn and stuff, right? So I roll for Ishtar,
Leona, Draven, Vayne, because these are cavies, pretty much.
I can play them.
And what I'm also rolling for is Void.
So I'm rolling for, like, I'm holding Kogma Chogat.
If I like Kogma Chogat too, I can also play Void to Freestyle.
And, as usual, I'm also holding Jarvan,
because Jarvan, too, allows me to play Sylas,
and Sylas just broke into Dana.
And I'm also rolling here for Ishtar, Dana, Draven,
Vayne, Ionia, Void.
I usually don't roll for Ionia,
because if it was fast enough,
and Ionia is like XP or gold,
I would also roll for Jin Shen.
I get a Shen 2, Jin 2,
get my Kraken out of a Karusen,
and then I can probably streak
and play Yunara from there, right?
So it's like stuff that I would roll for,
two, four, six, eight, 10.
Let's leave out Javan here,
and then we can do like,
Cobravis in there.
The team planner, team planner, rule 4, 1, 2, 3, did it?
So yeah, so if you get Ishtar, you just play Ishtar, level push or re-roll?
I personally prefer to play re-roll, but level push also is probably better.
If I get Leona, I just force Dana.
One Leona, you would do it?
One Leona and nothing else, I'd probably just play Dana.
I think the best case, I play Ishtar if I can, if I don't get Ishtar, I'll probably play Dana.
If I get like Dream, Vayne and have like Cannibal item for them in the next characters, I'll probably just play them.
If I get Jin, Shen too, I'll probably play Jin, Shen too.
And if I get like Kokma, Sugar too, I'll probably play Void like I think in this order as well.
So like this is like, this part like, what can I play if I don't have the best openers?
It's really difficult, but I feel like in this set or this patch of this, it's really easy.
I have nothing, like every three games, I just, I don't have, I don't have like
Bilgewater, I don't have Ishtar, I don't have Void, I don't have Iona, I don't have Drain Vane,
I don't have Ash, I don't have like, Pairs, I have like really awkward item components like
Belt, Cloak, Glove, I mean, it could be quick several Fortuna, I guess, but
when I have Belt left, and I just make 10 quick and then just decide what to play afterwards.
I mean, I can still play normally, right?
I don't need to do this, like, to one,
I get like some augment that I want to play,
like Dark and Skype, I just go to them, it's fine.
I just make 10, like, I can still play anything.
So, okay, so I think this is what you should,
what's just what you can do is what I do myself,
like every, like, I would say every three games
and this usually ends up really well.
Just like, let me see, like, I play like, Dan again.
let's see which game did I go did I do this I did this for the vain come I think
like it was this game or like this game like third place where I opened it up I
think I also did it for this comp third place and I think I got another game
where I did what I just said I think here I share one this game you know I
think yeah so so like I think my scores I doing this like usually it's like in
top three to be honest like if I wanted to I should probably just force that
every round to honest just make 10 and then do this like one of these things
whatever I hit because like the game is it I got like first third place third
place so yeah and I already rolled four times right I will roll four times and
only for the bar to make up back back econ I mean for dinner I would roll on
three five for each tile I might just play we were for dream vein I played
like probably like to stage 3-5 or like end of stage 3 and then start on stage 4
I usually sell this bar. I don't play him, stage 4 I don't play him on
Dynabord, I don't play him on Draven, Danebord and stuff. Yeah, like with Vayne I played it till like, yeah till it was like level 7, like stage 4 I usually sell this guy
unless I play him in re-roll. So yeah, and this is like my team planner, like kinda
like, I don't have Iona units in my team planner, I mean I just put in like
Javan and stuff don't have these guys usually, but to be honest like if our unit is XP or gold you should probably just also roll for them
Okay, yeah, I just like I think I understand
Yeah, so if you have no game plan like
And yet you don't know what to do like this like easy solution this set this patch
Yeah, it was usually usually I don't hit anything. I mean I just played Anna
I need to be willing to play Diana more.
Yeah, I think that is like, these are like defaults what to do, and that's, if you have
any questions, just, just, just, just, from, from in red.
So if you're like Loostick, I would say like, that is like the easiest way to play.
I'm thinking right now, what else can you play like from Loostick?
I think it's just Diana, like, just play Diana, like whatever.
Okay.
Try to prioritize BT, Titans, and then in best case, BT.
But Titans are really important because it gives you
a lot of stats you need.
And I learned the CC immunity effect
last till the end of the round, right?
And very often, then it goes into overtime, right?
Yeah.
So yeah, it's important.
And I think BT is obviously best afterwards,
but if you can't get BT, Hodge is fine.
And then Rage bit is last items,
but very often, like, I don't have Rage bit,
I just put like, shoot gauntlet, Rabadons,
and then just move them later to either Silas or like Xeraphine.
And then like...
Oh, why? You don't even play it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I play Jewel Connard in stage 4 and then get Rage Bit later.
Yeah, yeah. That's fine.
So if you have Rod on my bench
and I stop my Loose Trick, I just have Rod, I just build Jewel Connard or Rebiton
and then get Pickup Rage Bit later or like, don't build it and then
I think one game I ended on like Jewel Connard or something.
Let me check.
Ah, not really.
I hear, this game ended on the jukon hodge, it's fine right?
If you need an item you just need to make it like, you can't sit on, you can't sit on
the component.
If you hear Renekton you just play both?
Yes, Renekton put him in like A4, so put him like...
Yeah the middle front.
Middle front.
What happens very often is that he jumps to the top left.
So he jumps to the top left here, where Jin is,
when he just snipes his ass.
Nice.
So yeah, I think it's like the...
Wait, how does metaTFT know the win rate of a location?
Because it has an app and it tracks what the users does
and yeah, based on that,
based on the stats, it's gathers from the app.
Oh, I didn't know I could see that, that's cool.
Yeah.
So, yeah, now we get to the win streak part, like I mean, if win streak you can play anything,
but I would say like if you win streak, you have no clear direction, I would just look
at my items, I build Kraken Slayer, so I would consider like Vayne, Draven, or Unache,
especially with XP or Gold, or I guess Blademaster, and if I get like insane start, I probably
just go into Kindle, you can do the same like for Rageblade, right, when I just
like Draven, Vayne or Diana. Like if you have a rangepad for Windstreak, I very often also
consider Diana. If I get like a BT afterwards. If I get Archangels, I'm probably playing
like Lisandra. If I get Managed, I'm probably like playing Liss or Luxe, DeMassa. And you
can also play Mehl, but you kind of need to hit an Ambassador, right? Hit an All-In-It
player early. Yeah, and sometimes you don't hit him, and it's kind of awkward. And
And if you get BT times, you can play Diana Warwick.
I think it works OK if you hit like Y2 early.
If you can proc Warwick, stage 3-5 for the full win streak,
I think it's OK.
Or you play with the Warwick.
Oh, the Warwick?
Oh.
Oh, I will edit later.
I'll do links.
But I just play this, like this is the base comp.
We play 3 failure, Sager, Braum, Ash,
and then Warwick for Quick Striker,
Y for Defender, and then Jinx for Zon,
for warden and build over and then just a bilgewater center later on this version
okay game you even call him misfortune you should call him bilgewater
I'll call him a bilgewater
hi I'm a bilgewater
yeah and and that's another comp like that that wasion post it you can also play the
Woolly Bear, Woolly Bear Rise Comp. I haven't tried it, I've seen it already, but you can
play this into Rise Comp. I've never played it though. I've seen it once in my games
like when I was fourth.
Yeah, probably in year two opener.
Yeah, you should play it through Ari, but I've seen Wage play it like for Yaza,
just the Iona when he got into this comp.
Yeah.
So like, these are some options, right?
I will try to fill those more,
but yeah, these are some winch options.
And it's okay to pick that with fun arguments
from time to time.
So you don't need to do this all the time.
But I think if you stick to this,
play one, if you get one of these openers,
you just play this.
If you get none of these openers
and you have no direction and you're feeling dizzy,
make 10 and one four with one of these units,
No items, no items needed.
They need to be in the bottom right corner because only two units can hit women.
Out of the four.
And then you make 10 and stage two two, you make 20, make 10 gold.
Make 20 by selling everything in two two.
And then you roll four times.
Roll down, roll four times for Bart, that's one of the following.
Ishtar, you just play Ishtar, otherwise Diana.
If you had like one or two drapes, one or two veins,
and you have items for them, you had Jin Shen, two-star,
you had Kogma, two-star, Shogat, you can play one of these as well.
And then usually you save placement,
you get a good third place.
And I think that's it.
Like, if you follow this, I think you can,
like, reach challenger pretty quickly, I would say.
Do you have all of these in your team planners saved or do you just make a new one every day?
I have my team plan saved but...
You can use my route too.
Yeah, to this...
To this I just use the meta team planner...
Sorry for the bad.
Yeah, but I haven't saved but what I do is I just pick on the meta team planner
planner and when it it it's kind of feels kind of unfair but it puts the units
automatically in the team plan upon me I don't need to do it
oh yeah it's I mean it's maybe but yeah but I try to put them in team planner
yeah wait how involved with meta TFT are you
No, no, no, no, no.
Like, this set together, we're like working together.
I do like the pro comps.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
But yeah, that's what I use.
It's fine.
It's fine.
A plug.
I appreciate the info.
Oh, sorry.
But yeah, this is it.
Do you have any questions?
Like, did this help you?
Like, do you have any open questions?
I think I understand it.
It's a good game plan.
So I'm curious, like, if I just, like, reduce it down to just the basics,
this game plan and just make sure I do it correctly. I'd be curious to see how 20 games would go.
Because more than half of my games, I don't really know what I'm doing on 2-1.
Yeah, yeah. Because this is what you can do like every patch, right? The next patch,
like we need to change this up and then this up and stuff. But for me, the most important part
is like, you always need to have like a default comp that you can fall back to if you have
have nothing else. Yeah. Okay. If you have no questions, I would just go into your, and
your thoughts and then like, check, check some of the openers. Oh, God. If it's fine with
you.
We can, but I like, after reading this, I already, I'm already sure I've done every
single opener wrong.
No, it's fine. It's fine. I just, I just checked, we just checked together. Like,
And the thing is, stage 1 to 2-1, I would say like these sites, like this stuff, like
sites at least, 50% of your game, I would say like very often, like even more, like
if you do like, I would say like 2 or 3 mistakes, like in stage 1 to 2-1, you already like
down like 1 or 2 placements, because like everything builds up on this, right?
Everything builds up on your first item slam, first augment choice, if you level
to 4 on 2-1 and it's the wrong decision because you have nothing and your opponents are way
too strong, you are already like 6 or something.
I think that leveling to 1 to 2, level 4 for no reason, you are already like bottom 4.
It's already over.
I'm sorry to over here.
So this game plan thing you can do before the game, I think this takes like an hour,
maybe, like 30 minutes if you played overcoms.
And this should help you out immensely.
This decides at least 50% of your game.
And you can do this before.
You should do this before.
But this is homework, right?
No one likes to do homework, so yeah.
OK, let's go right into the game here.
So if you want to me like, let's see.
If you have any suggestions, just hit me up, right?
OK.
OK, let's see.
So yeah, just check the region first.
It's first open prismatic, OK?
What's there to know?
Like, which prismatic arguments are there that are really
broken to someone?
I mean, birthday reunion is broken, but it's not prismatic.
Let's look at the three units first.
OK, here we have Nautilus Illaoi.
It's like OK, but I feel like if you don't
build one to one, it's kind of like bait.
So I'm putting on the board.
Probably like Gin Illaoi is fine.
I didn't see the Iyone here.
I would pick up the other units as well.
And I'd probably put in like Sekni Illaoi, pick up Gin,
pick up Chogat in case I get Void.
So probably selling Lulu and also probably selling Kiana
because like Caitlyn, Choga, Kogma, like fit together, right?
I think like keeping Kiana pair,
if we have like BT and stuff is also fine
with nothing of it, so yeah, it looks pretty good.
And here, I think Shima essence is okay for Kaiser comp
if we have like enough front end, but we don't really.
I think lucky gloves is,
if we have a glove already, it's like much more valuable.
but it's more like full tempo top four I would say.
I don't even remember this game.
I guarantee you I clicked Destiny
just knowing the kind of person I was.
I was fine.
I think Destiny is okay, like if we had nothing good.
And right now we have like no direction to us.
Uh-huh.
We have no direction.
I think like Destiny is fine.
We can't pick this.
We don't have a strong tank.
We could pick this, but it's like more like top four.
It's useful.
Yeah.
other like this like meh like emblems this like good if we have like econ
region because like it can push levels more quickly we don't have so that's
this pretty good I think that's like the right choice here when we get hedge fund
a hedge fund like what can do like we have nothing right we have nothing what
we could do since we have hedge fund pessimistic econ we probably are not
wind streaking? Yeah, what are we supposed to do? Sell on lose streak. Sell lose streak?
I mean like probably like as I said like if they have no direction, no nothing, lose streak
into dynast probably okay. I was like sorry, sorry. That's probably okay. Like I would
try to check out the Ionia. If it's like good, I would probably play around that.
Otherwise we could hold our units for one or two rounds and check if we find Bedgewater.
If you went to page 1, because I would probably play that, but I would probably like to play
Diana.
But you also need to do a lot of positioning with her, that you need to like, if I'm the
anti-Diana, you need to just put her on the A5 to kill the squishy's lead.
So Diana's like a lot of positions.
I just did a lusteric void, because I thought I could make it to 10.
Yeah, one of the music what is like you drop like really low like you drop like 20 HP or something. So it's kind of tough like I
think I think a
One advantage of Dennis that you can roll on three five already, right?
So you can like be stable like two rounds earlier than
Then avoid I think boys also okay. What's also okay. She but we don't avoid in
So yeah, this this game looks
Yeah, probably just go down there and just roll it on 3-5, we have Rod for a rage bait.
And then Glove could be worst case hand of justice, and they'll take some morello, some
stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just check what you ended on there.
Oh.
Oh, it's 5.
Well, I mean, it was good.
Someone was going for Unara 3, so I was like, I rolled like 60 gold to deny, and
and I skipped the Unara, and then he hit it and I lost.
Oh, I see, I see.
Yeah, yeah, I think yes.
I rolled on, what?
I had like four or five pairs on six,
so I rolled like eight gold on six to stabilize,
and then I made it to Baron.
I thought it was good.
Yeah, I like the Spirit Link,
Spirit Link's like broken, the Spirit Link's broken.
Yep, and then I did a TG Baron for a while,
but it was fine, and then I just
didn't deny the Unara three.
Yeah, I like that you sold everything on the one because like we have we have prismatic augment down kind of so we're probably not win streaking
Yeah, that was a good play. Let's go to the next. Let's go for it quickly
Okay, so next game next game stage one
Like I think if you want to prove it like in general for your others as well
You should probably like record the games and just look at stage one one to two one
because like because when this is something that you can work on easy right because the stage one to one not much happens
But it decides a lot of your games, so you should like pay attention to it. So what was the region the region was?
this game
it was
Very limited you get gold. So this is that kind of helps you to reach nine
easier or like freestyle units as well, so you should keep your tier four units and
and maybe don't all in on 8 and after a stable just chill him and go 9 after 1 or 2 guys get kicked out
here I don't know about Ionia but I would probably hold like Shen Ilaoi
I feel like it's hard to play around on Ionia like the AP lines
it's kind of like Lisandra and stuff like Lisandra is not good enough
so I kind of like try to skip these
probably hold also Blitz
here would probably like check my yoniya
like did you check your yoniya?
uh i always have to be careful
oh yeah it's spirits so
i guess it's mad like xp is the best go to the second best and blades is the third best
and i think the other two like equally like not good
i would probably like um keep the double kogma pair because like
like kogma can play into void easily right?
and even into disunder i feel like disunder is good enough by herself
And we should probably also pick up like
Seven vehicles and pick up a penis probably I don't shadow eyes also very hard to play or just bad
And then here we have you have no two stars, right? We have no two stars. Yes, you're back. You know
Yeah, patient studies fine. I
Think move magic would be fine if we had like I need that to I know what I said
You're not gonna be happy with it
Yeah, so like, yeah, we have no winstaking, like what I said in the documentary, if we winstake, we can pick like one of these two.
We're probably not winstaking, so patient studies should be pretty good.
Yeah, but then...
Oh, yeah, we got this, we just play this.
Like, we get this back in the sky, we just play this.
We only have one Yasuo as well.
We just play Yasuo, we play to them as possible, the worst case is we just play Yasuo.
like it's just broken it's just yeah it's fine like you can I think everything's
pickable yeah I think I think it's everything's bigger I said like you can
just pick like oh wait wait wait we finished on yeah this game was a
free win but I threw the game because I didn't use my two dupes on Brock
because I want to three-star something oh oh yeah don't don't walk oh yeah I'll
just hi I threw it because I didn't do the block okay okay that's good oh yeah
what question do you pick here I have a seven but one sec it's not the xp one
oh I would point just pick the ten units let me check because ten units is
three rounds three or three four and that's why I picked it but maybe it was
I think those sevens are also reasonable, I think both are fine, I think both are fine.
I think last time I picked the sevens.
I think the sevens, I threw it because I wanted to get a three star scarter.
Yeah, that happens, that happens.
Yeah, I think that we have no direction, like patient or like when we are so ansied, we can just pick ansied and just hard force.
It's just that broken to me right now Wow, no you also working there or as you would do it
No, actually we had one I think we had the one other always sold him the truck. Okay. Let's go to the next game
This is like this is fun to you I'm not sure it's fun to me, but I feel like
It's like doing homework, so I don't I like to homework. Yeah. Yeah, I like doing homework in school
So it's fun to me, sir
So it's fair, it did all gold augments, all gold augments, so what can we get there, can
we get like a birthday reunion, we can hit bronze for life, we can add the rogue wrap
pack as well for like Dana and stuff.
So what do we have, let's lock the shop and we will always buy the pairs if possible.
And I think what I prefer, I need a pair over Lulu usually, but I don't really
like playing into the Sunder. So we'll probably pick a Davani. And I always try to put a pair
on the board so in case we need gold we can save the other stuff. Lulu goes with Rumble,
yeah, that's fine. We have Briar pair, this pair. I think it's fine to keep everything
here. We have BF Cloak, so we have BT. Like what I said, right? If you have no
direction you lose tricking we can probably like the easiest default is
Dana but you need to also actively position for and with BT ready with no
direction I'm just opening it this is a game where I make 10 I make 10 or one
Dana then I don't know you don't play for your idol no I'm not playing yours I'm
out I'm I know yours I'm also very hard to win streak with nowadays like the
Kaisa players would like stage 3, 4, the Kodemper players also farm you, Kanna.
So it's like really hard to play, like to scam a few rounds and I think if you want
to push 9 with your orders into like any, you probably need to win like 6 or 7 rounds
at least to make it to 5-1 with like 2 lives.
Oh that many rounds huh?
Yeah, I think you usually need like 8 rounds, so you need to scam a lot of rounds to
make it like two lives, 5-1, level 9. So sometimes you need to, out of your orders probably you
need to play like Unara sometimes out of it. Okay, so next time I'll just like kind of ignore
the Yordle. Yeah, because like BBF Cloak, what can we build? We can only build BT, like what
can we play with like best case Dana? We have no two stars, we have no Ionias, we have no
Bilgewater, we have no Void, we have no Ishtar, we have nothing. At your orders I think,
I don't like your orders personally and we also don't have two-star orders either
so like we're probably losing the first two rounds and we're probably also not
winning the next round because we only have BF, Claw, we're not building BT on all your orders
so yeah this is a game where you can like I would say like every three
games you can do this just make 10 and no direction we have BT ready just play
Diana like whatever.
Alright so you just put Shen or allow either and then sold around.
No, no I would put Briar.
No, no Briar.
It's Briar, Viego, Kiana.
We can do it without an item.
Shen and allow it, need to build our chain.
Okay.
Kokma solo needs a bow and we need to be in the bottom right corner.
Yeah.
It's the game, yeah it's easy Diana again.
It's BT bow, make 10, no direction.
We have Kragna if you wanted to.
I feel like it's just bad, you know?
It's not that good.
If you want to play something, we probably just pick this.
And then play into Vayne.
Because we have no direction, really.
But this is like mediocre, right?
We don't get Java 2, don't get Zona 2.
We don't have Vayne ready, so it's kinda...
I'm like 80% sure that in this game,
we rolled all of these, and then clicked all Destiny.
I don't think Destiny ever runs over.
I mean it's fine like I think it's fine like you can't just oh we're gonna
know oh we got EPO and we can like EPO is also really broken because what you
can like what what EPO allows us to do is do bard this yeah the bard play this
into one already so it's like so if it's anything we can just play that if
we don't hit anything we can just button farm some stuff and play like
Dana or whatever. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, if you hit the Yordles to say here,
and yeah, epoch, we should use it into one. Like the rules are only useful if you can use it,
but we didn't have time. So, yeah, use it to it, like, I think it's fine. Like,
if you want to play Yordles, I think it's okay. Like if we're like some of them to start
next round. Yeah, I thought that this is just a, you know, our game, you will play
play URDOS to online, Ken and Kubutko, Trish and the others, you know.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's fine as well, that's fine as well, like for sure, like more options,
like, yeah, that's also completely fine, I think.
Okay, I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on like what I was supposed to do, because
why isn't it happening? It's three-way contested, I rolled first, and then I missed,
and then both my contestants hit and I just died. Yeah, I'll get 4-1.
for one okay let me check let me check here I was thinking about going nine
because it was contested and just playing legendaries but I was like I don't have
the money for that for nine yeah yeah yeah that's what I was saying right you
need to win like eight rounds or something with your to make it to five
one level nine so I just send on before my contesters yeah let me check I go to
normal here
i see a pattern on boxbox or selection
destiny
that's
chilling
and sick
okay
yeah i think this was good like for one
i think this is good like this is good play
with 43 gold
i think the first thing we need to do
like to simplify our rune
is so everything to put
yet everything we want to keep people to the left
everyone but it said we keep on the right
so that could book can go to the left
and are you all ordered yet which is that
i don't know perfect okay perfect holy shit
it's perfect
which is wrote down
that that would you
without you can put in on the board instantly was also safe like one
second
This looks really good to us.
Did you go AFI or what?
No.
Wait, wait, wait, AFI?
Yep.
Okay.
Because I missed the Unara, and then my two contestants hit three Unara's each, and then
I was stuck on Unara one for the rest of the game and I died.
Let's see.
I was really mad, but I was like, what else could I do?
I couldn't go nine.
Yeah.
My items were screaming for Unara.
I feel like this run was really good.
Yeah.
This guy had 1 in R as well, then he hit 2 more very quickly, and then he held additional ones, and then the other guy hit 3.
And then I was really sad. And I'm like, what are you supposed to do in this spot? I feel like this is my best play.
No, this looks really good. But do we have 6? Okay.
We have items, already enough items.
Oh...
We have nothing.
We also contested. I can see it rolling for days just to finish the unara before it's too late. I can't see it. Yeah, I can see it
And I missed again. I think this I think after this we need to stop. I
Think now we need just need to go nine go nine on unara one
Yeah, the thing is if we don't find a second you now we can't really keep rolling
But we should use all the free rolls for sure.
You would skip the upgrade here?
No, no, no, I would pick it.
I would pick it.
I think selling Ash is fine here.
I'm pretty sure it's the skipless on here.
Because all my best autos are on Unara.
So then if I don't hit Unara, I have nothing.
This board can't go 9.
Let me see.
I think I would have
Just locked it and then by
Satch the Sun next round because like I've always been only rolling for one unit
That is hard contested
No, oh well now we have a world where it now with kindred
Let me see
Yeah, I couldn't find a way to insert it easily and I'm money to buy other units
I was thinking of dropping ash and lasandra and playing kindred plus something else
but it seemed too hard to fit it in in time so I just kept rolling.
I think we can use some free rolls and if we don't hit it, I think we need to go 9-11.
If we don't hit it, do we not appear? Oh, we have to now. Oh, God!
Okay, now we don't need to keep rolling.
Anyway, how would you include this kindred? You say go 9, but I see that I have 57 HP
three Econ arguments and you know what I'm gonna die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's
kind of let me see. How can we get in it in here? We could drop the Unara and just we
could just play kind of for a while as well. But I think you know one thing I
should also be fun depending on the I don't know we got like the guy but after
you found the second hour, we didn't have good. We need to say that's fine.
I think this is all fine. Like it was pretty pretty solid to us. We're
insane bot. How did we lose that? Did we lose it? We won? No, we're winning every fight.
What did you say? Wait, how did you go 8th?
Huh? Because I didn't win every fight after this because I'd be in R01.
And once I knew the check. I think Chetting here is fine for now. It's 10 gold and then
send it again on 5-1. Yeah, here I decided to just wait until
I want to maybe hit this and you know, yeah, this was really close
Yeah, I can probably roll to 10 if we wanted to
Everything
No, no, yeah, that is right, but this is also kind of like Lee Sun or to death
Like like this fight this fight. Yeah, I think like one thing like here
In this round
I just would have locked it because Setshu doesn't do much.
We have Vukonto, Kento, Kubu, Taira, Setshu doesn't do much, right?
So I don't need to sell Ash, I just locked it.
The thing is we still have 6 rolls, so it's very likely that we hit everything 2-star,
maybe Yonara, but we're selling Ash, so we're pretty much only rolling for Yonara, 2-star now.
We're only rolling for one unit, that's quite inefficient.
And Setshu doesn't make a difference here because we have too many tanks already.
So like, and as you could see, like this fight was like, Lissana-tutif.
This fight maybe was also Lissana-tutif, so yeah, I would have just locked it there.
Are you scared of like more, you know, as being out of the pool the longer you wait?
I would have used all the, yeah, I would have, like, when I got to a goal, I would have used the Fury Rolls.
I think it's just, it is what it is like.
I think these games happen sometimes, I think very often happens with Unara, because people
have AD items, and they just default Unara whenever.
What we could have done is, I don't know, I didn't see it earlier, but if we see two
people Unara and we have like Vayne and stuff early on, we could just like go into Vayne
as well, because I saw like we have Jarvan too, but it's kind of hard to see, hard
to like decide.
And I think it's very reasonable that we should have hit as well, because we had the orders
and the W.
I had so much money, man.
I was so mad this game.
I was there with just part of my farm and then I missed.
And we should have the 3rd on Unara, from what I've seen.
You always want it on her, because it's just want to damage on her, it's fine.
If she gets stunned sometimes.
Wait, I feel like her getting stunned is a big deal.
Yes, sometimes they don't have a stun.
That's why I said.
When did that also swing one and when he just dies, when he casts?
I think rolling here is okay, like...
Yeah, I'm not making it to nine in the current spot.
Yeah, I think it's okay, yeah.
Yeah, this is like really tough.
I think the locking part where we could have like hit Lisander two
afterwards made like diff one or two fights.
I think rolling early, but it was also good, like four-one.
Rolling, selling everything was also good, yeah.
It was pretty good, to be honest.
just happen sometimes
the only other way out maybe if we saw like Vayne
Vayne early on
maybe should have played that
or like the other option, I don't understand
I think Kindred won
I'm not sure like
what was Iunia, do you remember?
Wasn't this the Path of Spirits game?
Oh Path of Spirits game, okay
I could see like
the Spirits and the other thing
not xp, not gold, not blademaster, the other thing, both are equally, I would say, bad.
We could just hold Kinnit 1 on the board and roll later, like with Unato, we could swap
back and just keep the board we have right now.
But if we have xp, gold, or blademaster, we should probably play Unato 1 over Kinnit 1.
I see. I wonder if it's ever still Terak, because we have frontline already.
Oh, now the Steric unit's not balanced.
Like, his passive makes him invincible for three seconds.
It's still good.
He also denying Teric 2 from the other guys as well.
Everyone's looking for this unit.
Steric, Teric's gear check.
I think the game was pretty good.
I've always liked it.
Okay, let's just go for the next stage 1.
Go to the next stage 1-0.
So this game looks pretty solid to us.
Like, okay, okay, speed it up, okay, the region was five random one cost.
Okay, so let's just some extra gold, right?
So here we have Blitzcrank two, Briar, double K, it looks pretty good, yeah, I'm not prioritizing
I don't know how to make shadow eyes work and to be honest if I'm playing to
Sweden style I don't click strike or keep the like you don't play a pitch
which one a lot right so you can I guess you can kind of skip it like which one
is very hard to play like I think you can go a very quick fit in this this
is fine, this is fine.
Let's see.
Rage bit, can we rage bit carton stuff?
We can probably, to be honest,
we can put Ash on our board here,
but is the Ash contested?
That's what you're saying, right?
Yeah, I wanted to play, but it was contested.
Yeah, because what we could place,
Ash, Trenema, Brian Bitspring,
and we have rage bit quicksummer ready.
That's actually insane.
I think we saw a really good tournament game.
Yep, but it was fantastic.
Yeah, it's kind of hard.
Yeah, it's kind of hard.
Yeah, I don't know about this either.
I never played because very often there are three ashes
on the board of enemies.
So I could slam Rage with quick server here,
but yeah, I'm playing contested pretty much.
And what do I play then?
Rage with quick server?
Maybe the R and the Ana.
Yeah, it's kind of hard.
And I think you need to call it in stage one kind of angle.
OK.
And let me see.
What was our awkward choice?
Yes, really hard.
Like, you actually need to call it in chat, I think,
if you want to play Ash.
I never get to play it in a set, never.
OK, see.
So we don't have Blitz 2 style.
We already have five components.
I think benefit is also always a solid choice.
Risky moves is kind of risky.
like you need to make sure that you win every round.
I think in this case, it's like benefits for now.
And always try to keep your safe choice first
and we will be able to receive risky ones.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, so we'll keep benefits and roll the others first.
With others first, risky moves is like,
I mean, if you have like everything two-star here,
like the item holder, I think it would be fine,
but kind of risky otherwise.
And yeah, we rolled all our good options.
All our benefits, I mean.
Let's see, what can you pick here?
It's like a Swiss buck, it's a kraken.
We could go like kraken, morello fiesta
for a particular success if we wanted to.
We could go like, got it, got it.
Yeah, if we kept benefits, we could have rolled
risky moves.
I think it might have been the glove thingy and then we just build Kraken, Morello, Fisters.
I mean we go either Unara or if you find Draven Vayne, we just play that.
Or if we can like 10 streak, we can probably go like Kindred.
Yeah, risky moves is very risky.
Like you need to be sure that you win streaking the whole stage.
Otherwise, like the 30 HP is too much.
Oh yeah, you can also just slam the rage blade and slam another component on ash.
And then get Trinamere and then see if it's contested or not.
If it's contested, maybe you contest it, you have better arguments.
If not, then you can just play through rage blade and play something else later.
Oh yeah, that's also fun, which you can do with Kevin, just match it.
So if you want to check if you can play Trinamere or not, slam an item that you
We can use it in every unit, like other units as well, Rageblade or Kraken, probably like
more Rageblade.
Only component, unlock Tune-Amyr and then check if your other guys Pivots or not.
Guess what's something you can do if you're playing Ash Tune-Amyr.
I'm going to Nashus.
Like this already.
I'm sure we'll be playing out of this, two-headed Nashus.
I tried to play like the fast dine any oh okay yeah I think the any compass I think
it's way easier to play in gold region or if you're like like I've rumble to
rumble to Lulu to and for your it's ready and when it's okayish maybe but
like very often I see like any people just dying if it not playing in gold
reach a gold scuttle, scuttle puddle and so on. So I think it becomes like much much harder now
because like stage 3 is much harder, people playing Trinamere, people unlocking Diana on 3-5,
so you're pretty much not winning stage 3, because this guy is just family, family. And then
the Void players unlock Kaiser, and then you're also losing all the stage 4 fights. So I think
even Yordle stuff is like really hard to play. I also stopped playing it. I used to play
a lot as well. I used to play like any every second round but I don't feel like you can't do it anymore.
Yeah I agree this feeling very hard. Yeah I think this case I just would have probably just slammed like
Kraken Morello and then take a glove, fiss lefts. Okay. And then fiss lefts on the
Blitzkringer and probably just Kraken Morello and Timo and just level push
Long two long shots. Oh, yeah, we have it's any strong bar too long shots to
To what's called to juggernaut. Yeah, I think I got a one most of the fights. Yeah
Okay, did you make it to any I
Did I was still on the pivot, but I think the spot that I got there was really good
Okay, if you go to like five one or like four seven my spot was really good. I think I was too slow though
Yeah, invest it. Let's see. See a 4-1 roller.
It was slow man. I'm old. I've done this pivot before and I was faster before but now
I'm old.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I just see, no, no, we need to do a D this round. No, no, no.
We need to do this round because next round is off-curve anyway, XP. And we have infinite
gold and we also need to do the 22 rewards and we need to give items. We need to be humble.
We need to be humble. I do the same sometimes here and I just go A instead. No, no, we need
to be humble and transition here. No. Okay, so pay the anchor ground. Yeah, yeah, like
we have too much gold. Usually you're not this rich but you have risky moves invested.
Yeah.
Now we took Yamda and Rolf first time here, for sure.
Yeah.
Oh god.
Oh god.
This probably takes like three rounds to finish.
Kinda.
I think in this comp, in this variation, you can pretty much only roll for like your
specific board, right?
We cannot like pick up the flex legendaries.
Yeah.
The going for Salus confused me.
I shouldn't have gone for Sylas.
Yeah, I got the same problem.
I just do like, if I don't hit Java,
I just set a given lux, like no reason
to just set it, whatever.
Yeah, I think it's reasonable.
But yeah, Sylas likes,
I think like starting stage three or four,
like if I know I can play Sylas on my board late game
and have like over 30 or 40 gold,
I just like lose one gold to hold for Jarvans.
if I know that I can play Cytus late game,
because the Cytus unit is just like 100 times better
than the other units, the Niko.
Yeah, this game we definitely need to do 4-7.
Yeah, but that's something that you need
to decide very quickly, right?
So, kind of hard to do.
Yeah, but I feel like with any comic very often we need to roll Fossum, I would say,
but I think the other comes, it's fine.
Wait one round.
Oh, you're under Silas.
Oh yeah, at least we need to swap items around.
Oh yeah, we finish our round.
I think it was pretty solid.
We finish our rule in 5-3 now.
Yeah, but I messed up here.
I didn't assign my items correctly and I lost for it.
Yeah, I think if we roll on 4-7, I had enough time to swap our items wrong, this game would
probably have been a first.
Yeah, I was very mad at myself for this.
Also, do you see that bug?
Yeah.
Look at the item, go back.
Yeah, there's no item, and after I lose there's an item.
I thought I didn't summon an item.
Over left side?
Yeah, look at the left side.
There's a dupe and a remover.
And then when I die, oh, yeah.
I was like, did I not slam that spark and lose?
Oh, I thought I fixed this.
What happened?
I thought I fixed it.
Oh, OK.
One second.
I am sparked.
Do you have some unit?
Oh, no.
We had it on the T-Bus.
We had it on T-Bus.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe you.
Yeah, we had it on T-Bus.
No, not on T-Bus.
It's probably from Tivus.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was really bad at stuff in this game.
I was just too slow.
I'll flip it on for you next time.
Yeah, this is something that you learn the hard way.
Tivus, like I did the same already.
This is something you learn the hard way.
Just be humble.
Humble roll down.
Humble roll down.
Yeah, humble roll down.
Yeah, we're not set to go.
We're not set to go.
That's it.
It's fine.
I think it's only like one or two like hard rounds that decide our games or the next stage one.
I don't know how many you want to do. I don't know how much time you have left.
Maybe let's do like two more, like one or two more.
I don't know how many you want to do.
I'm excited to play after I have this knowledge.
okay let's do like I guess one more let's do one more and then I think I
should be enough like let's see I didn't see the region with another ash with
doob oh okay this might this might be a real tournament game
this game with glove for quicksilver so this game with no clear direction we
We only have Ash.
We should put Ash on our board.
Oh my, we should put Ash on our board.
We have also Blitzkrieg 2 Briar 2.
So we could play Ash, Trinamere, Blitzkrieg 2 Briar.
Oh, that is a really good board, yeah.
Yeah, because Caitlyn, Vi, Gen, we
don't give us anything directly, right?
Only Ash gives us a clear direction.
And what you should do is if we have Ash, Twisted Fate,
We should always put them on the first row, very left, because the components are the closest to this spot.
Like there were augment choices.
We can slam the items more quickly.
I'm down.
Dude, what the heck? This was a tournament game.
This was a tournament game. It doesn't matter what the other guy has. It's fine. It doesn't matter.
We have the items and dupe. No, no, the other guy needs to pivot off. No, no, no, we need to like be strong.
Okay, here. I mean, it's not that they're caps. I think world points is really good, but it's kind of hard to play as well. So
You go first if you're good with it. You go if if you're not
I actually don't remember what I played here. We'll find out
Oh
If you're comfortable, I would pick workrooms, but I personally haven't played it myself yet, so I would probably play it, but if you've never played it, I would roll it.
Well, we'll roll it when we have our offense right first. I would roll workrooms first, I'd probably.
As well.
Ah, so you're going to see that?
I'm just going to play a turn in the mirror.
Just pick two of them, yeah.
Just pick two of them, yeah.
But it was contested.
It's fine, we have Dup and stuff, it doesn't matter, like fuck this guy, we pick Living Forge, Full Windstake, and fuck the other guy.
If you don't pick Living Forge, I think it, if you don't pick Living Forge, it's probably Starter Kit, but it's not that good, so...
I know already, you pick Kastcrown, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I was gonna pick Living Forge, but it was contested.
Yeah, I see, I should have just forced him off.
Yeah, yeah, we have like Dup and stuff, like, just need to, yeah, I think this case, in this case we can actually bully him off.
That's crazy to play.
Cursed Yordles.
Have you heard about it?
You use Cursed Crown. Cursed Crown and Yordles.
You rush to 8 Yordles on 7, on 3, 2.
And then you use the 8 Yordle grab bag to like, offset your econ problems that come with Cursed Crown.
It's my favorite build.
Oh, okay.
I haven't seen it.
I saw someone play Kaiser with it.
He went 4th.
Yeah, because on the 8 you can play 8 Yordle plus any 2 Legendaries, and then the 8 Yordles
are solid.
You should play any Legendaries.
Okay, I'll go over there as well as you can.
Okay, let's see, I mean, I think that game looks pretty solid.
Bitskin 2, Briar 2, 2 Gunslinger.
It doesn't look too bad, yeah.
I'm interested.
I think you go on the 4th here.
4th, maybe?
Let's see.
Triple dupes.
Oh, did we go first here?
Where the heck?
Did we go first here? Wait!
What, you're genius or what?
Tunkhench 3.
Wait, oh no, I never mind.
Dude, this is actually a comp?
No joke. This is actually a comp?
Wait. Where the heck?
I need to copy this.
I need to actually copy this.
I've never seen this before. I've never seen this before.
Oh, really? I play it a lot. It's my hair at wine.
If you... Every time I have 5 streaked the opening, I top 2'd.
Okay, I would try this out. This actually looks interesting.
I mean... I would try this.
This is just me rolling to try to find the 3 star 5 cost.
You can ignore this part.
But if you want to go see my board state, go back a bit.
I would try it out too. I would try it out.
It actually looked pretty solid. I would say this was a pretty unlucky game.
I used five blue duplicators on Tristana to 3 star her.
I couldn't need someone to hold the item. Also, apparently gunblade fizz is broken.
I lost my streak because of it. I was 100 HP.
Okay. Gunblade fizz is broken. Like, it doesn't work.
Okay. Ow, it was broken, but it's broken.
No, no. For some reason, it makes this ability two auto attacks instead of four.
So I lost a round because my fizz just canceled us all early.
Oh, that's good to know, two minutes.
Yeah, this actually looks interesting.
I thought it was maybe a fourth, but I guess this looks pretty good, yeah?
OK.
OK, good to know, yeah.
I think that's it.
I don't know.
This is already too long, maybe.
Too much studying, too much homework already.
But yeah, I hope like.
Oh, if you want to look at the next game, the next one is interesting.
We can do that as long as we want.
Okay, one last one up.
Do you guys have any questions?
No, you have to skip for our head.
Somebody donated $500 for me to drink a lot of soda.
How is it?
Do we have a tornado?
Okay, what's this?
Oh, everyone is together.
I would aim for Ishtal probably.
Aim for Ishtal.
Yeah, we have one Ishtal already.
Oh, we have two Ishtal already.
What was the quest? Let's see. Let's check the quest.
I mean, those three combats in a row.
Yeah, those three combats in a row. It's pretty good.
I'm looking for money. There was no money.
So here, I would roll the
sbs wheel for sure and then probably before
a voltage. Probably the 4th as well.
Yeah.
What would you do here? I know what I did.
I mean, it's not the master forever, obviously. It's not this one.
Like, Hustlers, I think most of the time, into like,
Bridgewater, maybe Yolans, Winstik and stuff.
Yeah, it's only good if it's a temple.
Yeah, so it's like, birthday or reunion, I guess.
Birthday or reunion? Selva unit. That's what I did.
Yeah, it's okay.
We need to make it to nine at some point. I think it's like, okay, it's reasonable. It's reasonable because we have to kind of like, we're not together
It's like okay. Oh
What I think what we can do with the ish stuff thingy I don't know if it counts but it's our goal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you only once you know that you're gonna lose. That's what I did. Yeah
But usually this what we shouldn't win
So this game, did you go first? I think you go first, right?
Do we go first? Let me check.
I think we should go first. Ishtar, Ishtar,
Ishtar level push got proc. The Spirit Link is so broke right now.
I like to pick it in every comp.
Really? Even at high HP?
I think if there's no any combat augment and there's the other choices are like not not a non-combat and
Or like worse comments. I think I would pick spilling like types out against
Dana against this also against misfortune like she and you know as well like I don't know
We always do like a lot of better than this also against Xenna
Hmm, and it's somebody will proc spilling right?
Yeah, like against rice as well like there's so much a e damage
Zeland damage over time. Yeah, I feel like Spiritlings probably one of the best combats
I actually lost a couple runs after cashing out. I was very scared. I
Like I thought the game was over when I hit seven each time, but it wasn't I saw it like play
Rock one last a few fights
Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, I think birthday. It's not obvious, but I think it's I mean
It's our only choice to us from a free way at left. So yeah
Yeah, I love going up to 9 and putting in Fiddlesticks, got me, and the 2-star Fiddlesticks saved me a lot of HP.
Oh, yeah, Fiddlesticks was good.
The game was good. After watching Stage 2 once and stuff, I think it was pretty good.
I think the game before, just bully the other guy of Trenameh Ashe, it's fine.
We have dupes, we have items, this guy can test us.
We just take our top 4 and set our dominance.
Okay, and I don't know you got to try the yordle build
I will try it out. Actually if I got some yours, I never pick up your this part
I got some yours. I would try it out. Yeah
Yeah, that's it. I think for me. I hope it had a bit
Yeah, I helped a lot.
How to play stage one is so huge
Yeah, and this like I mean and you can still pick time to open some time direct
I mean you can pick them every time you want. You can also pick Destiny. I mean Destiny is fine like
But sometimes like sometimes you pick Destiny usually if you if the other options are not good
Like if the other options are good and they give you like clear direction like like getting directions are really like a lot of value
Because like you know what to pick afterwards play afterwards
Optimize like your econ and stuff right so like getting direction early on is like it's not it's not it's like very advantageous
advantageous wait if you have nothing how often are you clicking like how often
would you click like prismatic destiny if I didn't like the other choices I would
pick it okay yeah I would I probably pick it quite often to us as well okay
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'll play my-
I think, God, I think I picked less often.
I think there's nothing to go-
Yeah, I'm going to go-
I prefer viewing the stuff that I wouldn't, I would pick this.
Okay.
Okay.
So I'll play with this document in mind and like follow the strategy and then I'll get
some reps in and see what it looks like now that I know how to do stage one.
Yeah, two minutes.
But your games also look pretty good, like two minutes, like, and they also went,
went very well.
It was less about something that was like the rolling right for seven with any
Sometimes this was like
Yeah, I think we rolled on like three two with ten a mere like you need to simplify it
I think you did it already, but
All the use we want to keep put on the left of you just want to sell on the right and then like when we rolled on sell
All the right and then hold on quickly like if we have enough gold
We know for sure we hit if we don't hit if anyways, so yeah
simply fiber rodents okay that's it for me good luck your games I don't want to
keep you any longer hostage any longer thank you so much if any questions
it's not let me up see you guys okay good bye so good song bye bye okay oh
what a cool guy it's crazy he feels like he's troubling me now this was so
good for me. Okay, I want to put this in mind now. I'll play like two games, maybe three
before I go to bed. We'll see what it looks like. I'll keep this open on my second monitor.
I'll try to follow this stage one guide as accurately as possible and see what happens.
Okay, I don't play the ad break. I'm gonna run to bathroom. I'll be right back. I drink a bit too much sprite
Things I've seen on Dark Cornus Mootera, it's better than they've seen.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did anybody else get Ishtal?
Oh, this guy also got a good Ishtal.
Ishtal, I guess.
Oh yeah.
I can't believe I have to play it again.
Oh, I get lucky and get a Niko this time.
Last time I got very lucky.
Oh wait, this is probably- oh fuck.
I- I'm probably supposed to actually make 10 here.
I forgot.
Yeah, so it's not all the brighter than make 10.
The bigger they are, the harder I hit them.
Savings account.
They actually have money.
Ah, okay.
This is unfortunate.
Ah, this is not as good as the previous game.
Where's the other guy with the Aeschyll emblem?
I'm so sad. I wanted to try to follow the guide that Soligasang gave me, but I can't because it's Ryze Portal.
Okay, I'm never just making Econ here.
My Contestor missed as well.
The goal for Barton is tall, I, yeah, I probably should.
I gotta clear my team punters.
It's awkward because I have savings account, but I probably should.
Also, I only have to hit like Keanu Niko.
Alright, here we go. Boom. Alright, gotta hit Niko or Emilio. Dang it.
Okay, I don't even want to win this.
Alright, well I get one more chance.
I get Carousel.
Don't worry, we win the round.
No, I don't even want to win.
I was actually debating selling everything except for Kiana and Lombard.
He rolled with savings.
Yeah, I know, it feels really bad, but I'm pretty sure you had to here.
I'm fairly certain you had to roll here.
Bard gives you a lot of value.
You also get four chances to find Emilia or Niko.
I'm pretty sure it's like if you don't do it, you're trolling.
Alright, any Emilia or Niko?
No?
Oh, this is really sad.
No Milio or Niko.
How do we get out of this mess?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
I think I might even sell all here and just open for Econ.
Up to 70 it might matter.
is so sad do the stage through tech no it's not very good it's not good if you
don't HP like I don't even need a little peer if you don't have HP
Call the coach is emergency. No, it's fine. I think we just lose. It's fine
We we knew we had to play and we were very unlucky
It happens
We can either just drop the each tall entirely oh
No
One gold off it's my fault. I didn't make the one econ earlier
I might as well try to save 1 HP.
Honestly, maybe I should just use the free rolls and then just like see if I can hit it
We're probably just gonna have to play like a 300 cash out and just play like Bard Re-roll
I'm actually so sad I feel like this game is over and there's nothing I could have done about it
no hang on don't get up yet over come on stay positive there might be something you can do
Okay, maybe we hit right now and like they're still in out I mean the items are okay at
least okay I think I'm like legit down the roll right now just hit one milio
nothing
are you serious okay I guess it's like actually just cooked
Like, zero Nikos, zero Melios, I think I'm like 7 shops in now.
Something on 4, something on 5.
It's like actually unplayable.
It's too late to play anything else, I just gotta commit.
He said, Loot Street Diana, roll down 3-5 for Leona too.
Bro, if you're on a run I could think this is a Leona game, like, I was gonna say something
mean.
Okay, if you actually think this is a Diana game, I need to kindly explain to you that
it absolutely cannot be a Leona game because of the emblems that I was given.
I am legit just picking the trait tree actually benefit is like fine
Yeah, I mean benefit is actually fine
All right
I'm just gonna stay on the line and we're just gonna pray that I hit I did it
Okay, this might actually be a spot for this
Wow, this guy went Prismac, doesn't need to Cursed Crown.
OK, I think this is actually a spot for it, right?
Because the game's already over.
Let's just try to make this work.
All-Champ between winning and losing.
All right, so now we've got to win.
We already agree this game is an eighth place, right?
The game was just too unlucky.
So now we will just try to do a shortcut
by doing a massive gamba.
We got owned by a Cursed Crown guy.
Now I just gotta roll for some upgrade
Roll for anything oh god, I'm gonna keep rolling. All right, there we go
Actually, I'm probably just selling all of this.
Oh my bad.
Should have wasted our memory.
Can we toggle Isha with this?
Uh, yeah we can.
Although I heard that it gets gimmicky.
Like the way it's coded is weird.
My friend was telling me that she had this quest earlier and then she like forgot to
put Yshul in for one round and then it actually swapped to her like needing to lose and it
fucked her up.
Let's grab a bow, can make wood stuff, or a red buff.
It only looks at the pyre round, not the ishtal round.
Yeah, so we can do an each tall toggle here.
Okay, so now I need to lose this round, yeah?
Just put your backlight on the front wall.
It's probably not that easy.
You definitely want to kill a few units.
I think that should be good enough.
I think I'm moving and then tailoring so you kill a few units is correct.
You show them.
I know.
This is a toggle.
You wait until you're sure that you're going to lose.
Say don't break your quest.
I'm already solo.
Even if I pull this off, I'm probably still dead.
I might just have to give up on uh, re-rolling honestly.
Okay, I have to win this now.
I'm sure level
All right, if I lose this round's all over I didn't toggle
I need to find Milio.
It's over.
This guy was too strong.
He's unbeatable.
Oh no.
I should have toggled.
toggled my bad for not toggling all right I was down to just like all in and
try to win
Good I haven't saved time.
Alright, technically I should try to beat this guy.
Ah, I should have toggled though.
I should like roll and play something.
What can I even do now?
I think it's just over.
Alright, this guy's definitely dead.
I just wait for him to die, and then I can forfeit.
That's fine. Some games are just like this. That was the unluckiest opener, like, of all time.
We tried our best to salvage it, and we failed. It happens.
We'll just go die a slow, peaceful death.
I can't I can't rule into three star either. I might as well try. I might as well excel
this and then see if I can hit.
Okay, now I need to lose this. What went wrong? I started with Ishtel Defender Invoker Emblem.
perfect three Ishtel emblems and then I hit zero Ishtel units for not just the
three natural shops of the creep round, not just the five natural shops of the
first stage, but also the four shops that I had to roll to unlock Bard, I hit zero
Ishtel units and then also my free rolls from Bard. Like it was probably like
like 15 or 16 natural shops that I completely missed Ishtel on. I needed
to hit Milio or Nico or the carousel to be in a good spot and then I
wasn't I got it ultra late so I took an ultra risky quest and then I failed to
cash out the ultra risky quest so the game's over like honestly I'm not too
upset like I think I played this game to the best of my ability it happens I'll
just like wait for that guy to die get seventh place and then FF actually
there's something I should do here I should try to cash out the quest here
I'm trying to think how you would do it from this spot.
You can have the roll for four bards, five bards.
Yeah, let's do it.
Just roll for like a literal miracle.
Okay, is there any chance I win this round?
No.
That's so sad.
If I had proxed my savings count on this turn, that was actually a chance.
Yeah, unfortunately, he hit.
Yeah, if I prog my savings account in this turn I could actually be done it.
Huge shame.
That's sad.
The difference between getting first place and going eighth place this game was literally
Can I hit one Niko or Milio in the first 15 shops of the game?
And we failed. It was too hard
I can't live to my savings count. She's all burning upgrade
Alright, I'm gonna give up. There's no chance of top 7 anymore. I actually like, there's
just nothing I could do in there. I was wondering I could have made one more gold, but besides
that the game was actually legitimately unwinnable. There was only one path. There was only one
path to play from the emblems that I was given. And we had, I maximized my odds
hitting it and we didn't hit it. It sucks to get such an informative coaching session from Sologusong
and then be able to apply zero of that because the rise portal instantly locks you into an angle
and it's like okay well at least it's an interesting angle and it's like nope here are zero of your
units. I've never seen you surrender like that. I mean it's not even a tilt surrender like it's
a there is literally nothing left. A tilt surrender would have been the moment I failed to cash
out my quest, Surrender. You still play it out because there's a chance that that guy goes 8th place,
but he didn't go 8th place. From that spot, there is a 0% chance that I can get 7th.
So I'm down to 4th, once there's no chance of anything good happening.
What was the quest? Because we got Ishtal literally like 18 shops too late,
I took the ultra risky win lose win lose quest
We got to the fourth one and then I faced one guy who giga spiked on three seven
One and three chance of facing him. I if that didn't happen, or I didn't miss each sulfur 18 straight shops in a row
If both of those didn't happen, I had a chance of still making it back into the game
Is there a path where you ignore what the game gave you I
If you're really bad at the game, yes
Like, if you want to play the game at all there, you need to play those emblems.
Like, those emblems is a free first place, like 80% of the time.
I'm not exaggerating.
If you know the game plan on how to play those emblems, you will get first place
a very large amount of the time.
You have to pray that you hit Yshtel early.
If you don't hit Yshtel early, you have to roll for Bard and then pray that you hit Yshtel there.
If you fail, which we did, already right there, only like 40% of games will fail to that point.
If you fail to that point, then you look for Ishtal and Karasal, which is actually a very high odds,
because there's like 3-3 costs and 4-2 costs there.
So they also say 1 Niko or Emilia was really high.
We failed again.
After that, you can still use your free rolls to try to get a Niko or Emilia, which we failed again.
And after that, like you just, okay, fuck it, you just get it really, really fucking late,
and then you just try your best for a miracle.
Which you try and we failed, we almost pulled it off.
Why didn't you pick the interest quest to pair with your first argument?
I mean that's normally a good one, but like you have to understand I'm 18 shops behind.
Do you understand what it's like to play the game with 36 gold behind the rest of the lobby?
You're not going to top 4 the game at all.
You're not going to get top 7 at all unless you take something really risky.
You have to try something really risky when you're that far behind.
When you're playing League of Legends and you're down 10k gold, are you going to just
like sit there and farm it out?
No, that doesn't win.
That never wins.
The answer is you try something really risky and then if you go bigger go home.
You try like a very unusual play that might catch your opponent off guard.
The TFT equivalent of that is you take a very like aggressive quest that requires a big
high roll.
Yes, I could have just taken the interest quest and then died.
I would have gone to like a 250 cash out and then died.
But that doesn't really do anything.
Like I almost pulled it off.
If I just didn't low roll and face the one out of three opponents that was incredibly
strong, I actually would have pulled off the quest without having to commit to
too many resources.
Alright, please leave me alone.
I kindly ask you to leave me alone.
I'm very upset about that game.
That was legitimately one of the most unlucky games I've played in my life.
I'd like to just try to play good solid TF2 and put Solaga Song's teachings to use.
why not last game? What do you mean why not last game? I explained like 18 different times
why we weren't allowed to put the teachings to use last game. All of the stage 1 coaching
You can go out the window when you get Ryze Portal.
We all hold the coaching session on YouTube.
You're free to watch the VOD if you want.
I'm gonna be real with you, people actually don't like watching coaching content.
So I would never upload it to my YouTube.
It was an extremely helpful lesson.
But like, you wanna know the truth about coaching and like educational, cheesy content?
The truth is nobody wants to watch that shit.
It's so good, like God bless Sologa Song for teaching me.
In terms of mass appeal, if there's one thing I've learned from the Sologis on teaching,
it's that you can force YASO from the spot.
Problem is I don't have the YASO right now.
but I think it's still worth it okay wait sorry so look at some oh I have so
many shinjos isn't this like actually a legitimately a spot for this oh my god
I didn't see the shine of my shop.
Oh, minus one EXP.
Oh god, minus one EXP.
Okay, let me look at this.
So you want Titans, you want BT, you want even shroud.
The only item I can make right now that actually makes sense is even shroud, but I should
try to play for a win streak.
and this is definitely a fairly good item.
Yeah.
From what Stilgis on top of me, you would just click the unstealed from steel there, but like, it's three Shinjows.
If this augment isn't playable when you have three Shinjows and a good Ionia, like, when would ever be playable?
I've seen the Demacia version do better than Ionia, let me see the Demacia version, you
even more poppy here
Okay, yeah, there's two ways to play this augment, it looks like.
You can play it with Flaionia if you can hit enough Yasuo's, and the other way you can
play it is Demacia.
Okay, I kind of agree that Demacia feels better.
You get to play around Vayne.
Oh, that's a new king.
Oh, I'm probably not getting it, but there's a Yasuo with a bow right there.
I have an open chain.
That sucks.
I should have thrown the last round.
Okay, this will be interesting, but if this isn't playable from a spot where I have four
shouldn't have was on 2-1, like, this dogma has to be the worst design dogma ever.
So I'm either looking for...
Yeah, early Vayne or early Yasuo.
Oh, no, okay, welcome.
Win-lose-win-lose-win is really bad.
Honestly, maybe it's good I didn't take the darkened sky because I didn't end up getting
A also.
Oh, I lost.
Oh, I lost.
Oh, god.
Am I solving this, Jarvan?
Okay, there's no way I got baited, right?
Okay, there's no way we got baited, right?
There's no way we got baited by four Shinjoz, Trials of Twilight, into, like, no Shinjo items and no Shinjoz, right?
Surely I get a bow and a sword here and my game is playable.
Okay, bow. That's good.
One sword and we're back.
Okay, alright, we're back, we're back.
We actually got exactly the items we needed.
Okay. Titans, ET.
Okay. So, let's think about this.
My interval is actually going to kind of
screw it up because I played it one turn late.
I'll level up and roll, and I'm going to look for both lines.
I'll grab all the Ionians, and then I'll also grab all the Demacians, and roll like
six times, maybe seven, and we'll decide we're playing.
So it's either Ionians with a Nautilus or a Loris.
I'll mark both.
In decision, I'm kind of down. Radiant relics. Radiant...
I kind of like radiant item here for my Shinjo.
Yeah, I'm kind of down.
Uh, raiding IE I guess?
Yeah, it has to be raiding IE of these choices.
Okay, so then the question is, from this spot, which line are you committing to?
I'm kind of in the middle still.
I have Poppy 2, Jarvan 2, Wukong 2.
Alright, I can still kind of roll for both.
Okay, it looks like you're not playing 10-in-a-matter what and this board is probably stable for
now.
Yeah, I feel like the deciding factor was how many Yasuo's or Vayne's I hit and I
got neither. Hey, Riding Knight sounds good. I like indecision a lot, but I'm pretty sure
an augment that powers up your Shrine Gel is just too good to ignore. Aren't you rolling
now? Can you go ahead and list me what units you would like to see on a rolldown? Because
I'm pretty sure I could roll once and buy like one Loris at most.
Alright, I guess I could have rolled for a Loris here.
Let's see if I hit it.
That was gonna roll next turn.
Okay, so as for secondary items, I feel like we're committing to the Demacia angle.
Looks like tank items, that Garen with a belt is amazing.
Okay, I'm actually gonna take this vein and just like use it as an indicator.
We'll stick to this then.
Oh no, now I hit a Yasuo.
No, it's too late. It's too late, I have 5 Demacia.
Alright, this is kind of bad, but I'm going to grid one more EXP.
I'm going to grid one more EXP, get to an odd number.
Denis on this.
Alright, I'll see what this Chindra here can do.
If there's one thing they did right with this augment, it's that he looked sick.
Whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish, whish.
Okay, just to make sure I get the streak, I'm gonna put in 5 Demacia now.
Oh, okay.
Alright, it like has to be the boss here, right from the spot.
Damn, that's actually crazy.
Do you guys see that? I started the game with 4 Shinjos, that's why I picked the augment.
I started the game out with 4 Shinjos.
And only now, 25 shops later did I finally see my next one.
Morels of Sona.
Morels is fine on Poppy.
Good to keep her items together.
Like she can use the HP, she can use the AP, she'll live long, and like she has my
even shroud.
I guess I'm holding shins.
I doubt it.
I think we might have one or two because of these other synergies.
Alright, I can take a quick look, but I really don't think it's contested.
Alright, honestly, I shouldn't complain.
I feel like we've been quite lucky.
I'm just complaining because I'm mad.
One shinjo.
Alright, I'm gonna sell these.
sell these. I'm probably going to ignore the turret. I've got room for him for a while.
I hope the hero likes me.
Dude, okay.
What's going on?
Why am I so incapable of hitting?
I started the game off with 4 string jowls.
And how many shops has it been now?
Maybe 30?
Oh god.
Take this blow, maybe do something.
I think I'm in a spot where I should legitimately just send it next turn.
Try to keep my streak.
Yeah, I think we're sending it.
Heating orbs I think it's fine, oh.
Oh! Oh my god. Okay. Thank god. Thank god I was getting a little scared. Yeah, actually
Miss Jarvan 3 ran out of bench space. Okay, we'll see how this does. I feel like this
augment is generally quite trash, so I'm down to be proven wrong here. I never played
it with Demacia. So I think this should be quite interesting.
I got owned. Wait, what? I spiked into Instantly Die. I guess the real spike's in 5 turns.
Yeah, what did I just lose to? I lost to a ruined king.
Okay, I mean honestly, I think it's okay.
Begin losing 20% mana each second.
I like that they made it 20% and not 10 mana per second.
That way it scales with the Mausoleum better.
Oh, it looks pretty good here, he's kinda just tearing everybody up.
That's not sweet. Maybe that guy was just really strong.
Isn't it a fixed value rendering that mana cost reduction from the Mausiae useless?
That is literally the exact opposite of what I just said.
I said, it's nice that it's 20% of his max mana instead of a flat 10.
because that way when Demacia reduces his mana cost,
you don't miss out.
I don't like any of these options,
but Demacia's pet's always really good.
She's still levels away from Galio.
But Demacia and Mum should be fairly good.
Welcome Swain.
Welcome, brother Swain to Noxus.
Do I use the counter-attack on him so he doesn't get targeted?
Shinja, this is tank. You want him to get targeted
Yeah, you actively want this guy to take damage just not too much damage
Ideally he splits the aggro with everybody those guys really strong whenever winning this
Isn't he considered a fighter yes, what sorry what I'm saying is he is considered a tank
I like yet he does not gain mana from being hit the reason why you want them to get hit is
because he gains mana sorry he life steals so you want to like take damage life steal back
up, take damage, steal it back up, and repeat. That's why you want him to get targeted a
little bit. You need to take Galio before Zahane replaces Shenzhou. I don't think that's
true I'm pretty sure is that he encounters for both traits
Oh my god, did we win this?
Oh, we win.
That's crazy.
Oh, you're saying he loses star level.
Oh, I see.
Alright, that's not an issue, honestly.
I'm pretty sure I have it right now.
Yeah, I have it right now.
Why I just realized I did not have to do that I could have just
Yeah, I went win-lose-win-lose-win win-lose-win-lose-win. That's so sad
Chain please
Chindus please. Chindus please.
Chindus please. Wow, damn.
That actually sucks, like a lot.
I should have done. I should have done Ionia emblem. Yeah, I should have done Ionia emblem.
I could actually work here. I didn't think about it until it was too late.
Fawcick. Bruin King vs. Zahem.
Yeah, I only thought I could have been a good backup there, and then I go level 8 and then I play set.
All that actually would have been nice. I didn't think about that.
Too late now.
What can I do now?
Moxis.
I can also do Void.
Yeah, I can do Void Vayne, like, actually.
Yeah, let's do it. I think it's like the only realistic answer left.
And then I'll play a ving, X-Tern, or Kaisa.
It doesn't sound terrible.
Two sources of damage.
Is my...
Is he doing it? It doesn't look like he's doing it.
What's going on?
What?
Wait, didn't that look really useless?
Wait, that looks so useless.
Dash around the target and slash in a circle dealing 291 damage and all of the adjacent
enemies hit.
If the target doesn't die, it casts again.
If the ability is cast 22 times in a row, some of the targets will be killing them.
Well, it looked really good here.
Okay, trucks.
No, I'm getting cast the next turn.
We're very tank cashing damage.
Do you ever force the stat?
No, it's too risky.
Oh, Ornn could have been a good plugin for our turn.
already committed to like the void vein idea, I think Ornn could have been pretty decent here.
All right, hurries at him.
He takes so long to kill one unit.
Okay, but now he looks good. I don't really understand like why he looks really good
sometimes and why he looks really bad.
Okay, now Ornn's a bait I'm pretty sure.
I'm just going to roll here and try to get my streak.
I wonder if Kai'Sa is better than Lux with Voidin.
Alright, at the very least it's fun to watch the Zahen go.
Sweet.
Why are you putting the Vayne in front?
Ah, it's because I hate her.
No, it's because of the lineup.
You gain armor and magicus for each ally that starts in the front row.
She just jumps straight to the back immediately.
I mean, honestly, I feel like we flex this out pretty well.
Alright, I'm gonna roll for everything.
That's probably good enough.
Do I have anti-heal?
Yes.
AD.
AP and AD, AP.
I think my Garen matter is more right now.
I feel like getting a Lux item was okay, but I definitely think like Garen being alive keeps that hun alive.
Oh nice lineup
Well, thank you my drums
Okay, I'm probably sending it trying to stay top-2
Okay, it's my out here hitting a vein 3 is my out here selling this vein and get it grabbing
the Gallio. Wait, did I just beat Baron Nasher? Wait, oh my god, I almost beat Baron Nasher.
so close. Oh fuck, that was so close. I'm wondering, I could move these items over.
Alright, I'll try it, I'll try it.
So Void Lux.
Ah, fuck, that might have been good enough, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if this is stronger, but like it's something I'm down, I give it a try.
didn't feel stronger
anxious to do here
philosophy crackin
they crackin
Let's try this again.
Okay, we weren't even close to being three.
Oh god, my being being like...
Oh, oh god.
Okay, my being there got her killed like instantly though, so bad.
Am I alive?
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
All right, tell me that someone's dead here.
All right.
Is there like a miracle?
Think Albert.
Think.
Is there a miracle positioning I can somehow win?
We almost won once, but we probably got a lot stronger since then.
First off, Vayne should definitely be in the back.
Kai'Sa can maybe still be in the front.
Alright, let's see if this works.
I'm trying to get the Kaisa to be stuck on my Garen, and then maybe my Zahin does something.
He does have like a one shot mechanic, maybe he can get it off in time?
Can we get it off on the Baron?
Wait!
It's so close! I actually did!
But it's not good enough, it's really close!
Ah!
Nice try.
Almost beat Baron too.
Alright, hey, for Zahen here, augment, not bad at all.
Yeah, it's the best I've ever seen an augment do.
Fuck, two fights I almost had him.
We got our Zahen to insta-kill the Baron.
lower finder check
Pog
Yeah, I don't know who I'm missing.
Oh, I think it will blink into your x.
Got untired.
My head hurts.
Hello, Hosswick.
Thanks for the prime.
Hello Faraxie, welcome.
Yeah, maybe this game will get to apply the homework.
Oh, Soldier just started streaming. We could raid him later.
Alright, this game, I'll get to put Sologa Song's teachings to the test.
I will get to apply my learnings.
What do I get to practice?
I only got to do 29 ranked games during bootcamp.
Can I still get the boom?
You have to play 30.
Although I don't know exactly when we did the cutoff.
So you might actually be able to play one like right now.
Okay, I see Invoker Noxus, let's play Noxus Vertical maybe.
Alright, I see a little Blanc here.
I need to find one Sion.
I actually haven't played Noxus in like forever, so I'm kind of down.
I wonder if the vertical noxus is better?
This is the little Blank top 4 for the lore finder.
Oh wow, I really need one scion. I can do like bruiser.
Oh actually.
Oh, I'm on my knees. Daddy, I'll do anything. Bless me with one scion. I can play Invoker
Bruiser. Okay, I see some good combinations of emblems, but no one has Noxus, so I'm
that is like stay my lane I will do anything for a Draven or a Sion here
early stacking sound the four brewers are the amazing oh with a Sunfire with a
Sunfire oh my god please
not well good these aren't useless okay I guess I mean if any protection's fine
Well, we're just rolling now to try to unlock Bard.
Nah, I'll probably do it on T3.
Oh, nooo!
Wait, I thought I scouted.
I guess this guy must have slammed the emblem.
Oh, and he hit it.
No, is he hit?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, and he hit!
No, no, it didn't hit. He has two scions. He's doing exactly what I want to do. He even has a vanquisher emblem for Mbessa.
It's actually exactly like the previous one where we got a
each tall, the perfect each tall emblems, and it's like, oh, here are zero each talls for the rest of the game.
What am I supposed to do?
I'm begging you, Sion.
No.
Maybe he rolled for it.
No way he rolled for it.
I think his benches are expensive.
He probably used his trade sector roll.
Wait, no.
He had it on 2-1, which means that he had Sion on creep round.
We're all for Bard's time right now.
now if you're gonna get your, you do them four
I think Chugat's also good here.
sure this good right one two okay then I don't want to continue rolling for the
I think I do
Yeah, I think that's make sense and then I unlock Leblanc.
Leblanc in over Briar, put Chugath in.
Oh, actually Adaptive Helm was fine here, let's go down to Mel.
What are we playing here?
We're going to do some invoker, bruiser, noxus, flex thing.
I think it's going to try and mostly be a vertical noxus build.
It was buffed recently.
It's probably going to be at least five noxious, and I'm going to try to play around
mel and game.
Or hey, maybe the star is lined up and we get head and oxus.
I feel like I can win.
I'm gonna level up and try to win.
Right, like starting that Bard 1 fucks harder than the Blanc.
Not like in terms of sex appeal, well, maybe in terms of sex appeal, but just like in terms
of damage dealt.
Noxus with the Rift Tarald would be pretty good, and then I can do 4 Bruiser.
Alright, let my sound die, Tirely.
Interesting.
KT Academy says that Kindred with Noxus is really good.
Makes sense.
Okay, my next angle...
I'm probably selling a lower next turn.
is that beer? No it's a milk tea. I don't really like drinking. I do it at social gatherings
because I feel like I'll be weird if I don't. But aside from that I don't like drinking.
This is a bit of a shame I can't make Econ here. If I knew I was facing someone so weak
I could have sold my Allawi immediately. But I think it's a bit too risky. Everything
Anything I have here I need to play, oh except for this, but yeah, I'll drink if the situation
needs me to, but I don't really like it.
But I will say I recently did find, for the first time ever, I did find an alcoholic drink
that I like.
I can actually show you guys, because I bought it recently.
Normally I don't drink because I hate the taste, and because alcohol has a lot of calories,
But, I recently found this drink.
And I actually really liked it. So for the first time ever, I just like, keep this in my fridge.
196.
It's basically a lemon sour from Japan.
I really like lemon sour from Japan.
Oh, imagine I get like a cloak or a rod here.
Sword.
Try and start it might be okay.
Does the Noxus Tray actually do anything for you?
Oh, it does, it does.
Alright, give it up for Noxian Bard!
Well that like sounds kind of offensive. I don't think it is but it sounds kind of offensive
If I need to I'll slam this no, I don't need to it's just like disruptor Mundo dundo
Wait.
Am I losing?
I'm not allowed to- uh.
Oh my god.
I- I shit-talked.
I shit-talked!
I'm so sorry!
I lost Dundo!
Oh my god!
Okay, it's always Min-Max here for a very specific reason.
Ah, this is 10 gold, but Min-Max gives me infinite reforges.
And you know I can do infinite reforges.
Hehehehehehe
With infinite reforges, I can...
Reforge these emblems although I'll probably keep the invoker.
Just imagine I hit Noxus.
Orton. Orton's fine for now.
Actually, yeah, should I just commit?
Should I just commit and like reforge the invoker's pet as well?
Okay, I'm down, I'm down.
Oh my god, it's because she's a warden.
I need to go 7 next turn.
Grab a bow.
I need to go 7 and stabilize my board.
Is this not real or why I'm like barred?
It was because I needed silence, I had to roll.
Wait.
Wait a second.
Yeah, I need a sword or forge bilgewater.
I am just going to keep bruiser at this point. It's definitely fairly good.
I'm going to keep bruiser.
Reforge, build water and pan.
What's that?
We'll reforge this to Masayamon later.
I got to roll a little bit and try to stabilize my board.
Fuck.
Oh my itemization's so bad.
Or not bad, sorry.
My, like, I have no upgrades.
I'm sitting on every single two or every single one star and I rolled quite a lot too
Okay, it's honestly probably not even worth rolling at this point on this turn. I think I'm just shelling for one turn I
Can't even unlock driven
It's actually like a disgusting amount of time to be stuck on one star is for
Okay, kinda sucks that I'm winning this, maybe it's fine.
Alright, so I'm not driven. I'm like there is...
At least 10 pair of combats in a row.
Okay, it's actually lucky that I'm facing him now.
Alright, praying for a sword.
Yeah, praying for the... praying for sword.
I get into any protection now, and I probably don't roll quite a lot here and just hit some
two stars.
Alright, goodbye Bard.
Goodbye, Noxian Bard.
You stir up this while I want you to know that.
Hello Naxian Lassandra.
Alright sword, sword, sword!
Reforger, sword, sword!
No sword.
All right, Reforged Amosian Emblem.
Sword.
Double Bilgewater Emblem.
Okay, we have a huge problem. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna make it to level 10. Like...
Yeah, even if my specialist worked out, I'm not going to make it to 10.
I need to go 8 and then figure something out.
Figure out a somewhat stable board.
Oh, seriously.
Don't you need Darius later?
Bro I'm 33 HP level 80 gold.
I think I need something right now.
I need to worry about my right now before I can worry about my later.
I'm pretty sure I'm dead to this game.
It was fun to try to make this work, but I actually think my early games are just that fucked.
Like, you guys all saw that, right? You saw how long it took me to hit anything remotely playable in my spot.
I'm still sitting on like 10 one-star units.
I basically have to hit like a Kindred here.
Or I'm doomed.
Kindred and Ambassador too.
No, this is so pathetic.
I can't hit anything.
I'm still driven 1.
How can I play the game?
I didn't have that much money to be fair it was all combat augments but holy shit the
opening shops are just not playable if I had at least like a driven 2 to work with here
driven 2 and best of 2 could actually cook something here
Okay, am I about to beat Belveth?
Oh my god, I beat a Belveth!
I beat a Belveth!
See you on 4 pairs.
I've been seeing on 4 pairs the entire game, my dude.
I will literally take any Mbessa.
Lucian Senna.
Alright, I think Shyvon is probably better here.
What?
Really?
Oh my god, are you-
Really, that guy saw what I wanted and went all-
He like doubled down all the way around back.
I don't think that's worth it I'm begging just give me like a drink and two
why must I sit on a fucking driven one the entire game oh yeah I'm down to give
of a driven's items funeral. Honestly, good flex idea. I just can't stop thinking about
how this were driven too. I'd actually been an okay spot. Now we're just dead. Played
built for one turn and use a dupe. You want me to do that on one life? Yeah, let me just
do that on one life really quick.
Okay, I know I lost in Booker.
If I actually won't have a chance, I probably need to play this Mel.
The adrenaline 2 had a print in me quite a lot of money as well.
I'm so mad that I lose this game because I couldn't hit Driven 2.
Otherwise, 10 Noxious was legitimately possible.
Ward's not bad. My front line's amazing. I just can't get a shred of damage on my team.
Yeah, maybe Meltzy before Draven too.
Dude, what is going on?
Why does my unit not exist?
Well, this thing got invoker emblem that's actually kinda good, but I'm sitting on one
light.
I'm not expecting an RR too, I know that one's really rare.
I also sold the an RR already, thinking I wasn't gonna even be able to hit it.
I am just dead.
Well, I'm pretty pissed.
Once again, Ryze Emblem, I knew Ryze Portal, I knew exactly why I needed to play to win the game.
I failed to hit it, I rolled, I failed to hit it on the roll, and then I died.
This could have been a very easy first place if I had a remotely playable board on stage 1, 2, 3, or 4.
And what's frustrating is like I had all the pieces.
I just needed the unit with three items to get an upgrade.
Ah.
It's so sad.
Like, I love to play some flex TFT, but you actually can't play flex TFT in that spot.
There is no flex play there. The emblems just say exactly what you have to play, and I knew what I had to play.
And we just couldn't hit it. It's easy first place if I hit it.
Unplayable if you don't hit it.
What can you do?
Like one scion in the early game, one draven in the early game, games over.
Draven 2 in the mid game, games over.
They should not fit into two emblems.
Now the three emblems is fine.
My issue isn't that three emblems is two imbalanced because Riot knows it's imbalanced.
It's imbalanced on purpose to create an unusual fun game.
My reason for being upset is because my three emblems told me exactly what I had to play
and I didn't get to hit.
Right?
You're not allowed to be flexible.
If you get, you know, Ionia, Arcanist, Gunslinger, you're just going to play Ionia.
But if you don't hit an Ionian unit for the first 25 shops of the game, there's nothing
you can do.
There's not really any pivot option available once you've already been forced committed
by the, uh, the augment.
I'm pissed that I just had two Ryze games in a row where like the exact same thing happened.
Get a very obvious line. Oh and like the lines I've been giving were good. One was an each-tall
re-roll build and the other one was Noxus. Like both of them are fine lines. I'm just mad that I
can't hit and like because the game forces you to commit at the beginning of the game,
I like I wasn't even allowed to be flexible. I wasn't even allowed to miss and be like
like well maybe I can play something else
I don't even want to stream today
I was only streaming to practice
I don't know if streaming weekends
I was only streaming to practice
to get the practice because we just keep on getting the 1% at Rise Portal.
I just want to like put the solo good song stage one teachings to the test and I can't.
This was the first game out of four where I actually got to like use anything that
I've learned.
I like, I'm pretty sure this one was so obvious from getting two Cho'Gaths.
Yeah, this one's like super obvious.
I'm holding Ionia or I'm holding Cho'Gath.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
I have against his...
South Spoilers of War though, cause I don't have upgraded units yet.
earth that's the mossy a sped don't need it I think salvage bin's okay I think
salvage bin's okay I think I'm gonna spot where I can probably for win streak
here
I'm pretty sure I'm just finding this.
I was going to think about making a set fast.
Oh my god, I might win.
Let's see how I only have, it's in lighten. It's, it's good.
Okay, this is upsetting.
I've gotten like 14 Qiyana's and nothing else.
Please give me an Ionian or a Cho'Gath or a Kog'Maw and I can just like kind of commit.
Alright, honestly my spot is very good for a Void here, it's also uncontested.
Yeah, I mean, these are really good cast items that I can get there.
Why is this a good spot for a void?
Two chograts is pretty good.
Two chograts is good and then you can see this JG is like this Kaisa.
Oh, it's really sad.
If I face the win striker, I will probably scream.
I win every single matchup except the one guy who went 5.
Anyone but the one guy who went 5?
Okay, thank you.
Sorry, if you're watching the stream thinking boxboxes aren't really pissy today, I had
a horrible day.
I'm still sick, I feel physically like shit and I mentally feel like shit after the
games I went through today.
Some of these are actually not playable.
Sorry, I'm in a horrible mood.
I want to just like, oh wait, I lose.
Oh my god, I lost.
I want to say I'm shocked, but that's what having new upgrades in the frontline does.
Okay, I'm gonna just give you guys a hype game and then go to bed.
Sort of be really good here.
Is it not hitting Void before Carousel a problem?
Yeah.
playboy from this spot. I would love to play Ionia. Great. I would love to play Ionia.
EXP like every round I don't have Ionia I'm weaker and I'm losing
Okay, hang on, I hit a Yasuo.
I'm not even sure if I can play it though, uh, okay, hang on.
So if I actually play Ionia here, I have to sell all my jugs.
It doesn't feel correct.
I think it's actually just a void game now, but it's so frustratingly in the middle.
I hate that I had to play a zero student G-Gen, okay stop complaining Albert, just play.
Maybe he's right on the hit of Chugrat too.
What's the Ionia path? It's EXP. It's really good. That's why I'm sad that I got it so
late. It's also a little contested. This guy might be Void. Speedy double kill.
Okay, no sword or bow from that creep round, I think I'm down to just stay on this line.
Yeah, I think we're committing.
I was playing Void here.
My items are much better for Kai'Sa than anything else.
Just sucks I haven't shown paraffin the entire game.
Show that two could've won this.
Don't forget to consider Diana.
Now if you're gonna commit to Diana, you have to do it a long time ago.
Uhhh...
It could be Epoch here.
Yeah, it could actually be Epoch because I need to roll a little bit to Chugath and stabilize.
That's it.
I can do that and then I roll like twice here.
Come on, give me anything decent here.
Anything decent here?
I'm so sad man like a come on Niko Caitlyn Cho'gath bye Caitlyn
So many like a bunch at any forecost there's so many good outs here three rolls got nothing
Like I'm not wrong for rolling there. I'm wrong for missing every single time
Oh, thank you. Thank you finally
I can finally play the game.
Sorry again, I'm just in a really shitty mood.
This game isn't even that bad, I'm just very tilted from a lot of previously frustrating
games.
This game is pretty average.
I'm on ok tracks and making it to 10.
Is it for Jug here?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah I think you're right.
For Jug over the defenders I think I'm down.
Keeps Arcanist as well.
This guy Void now.
This is the guy I was scouting out earlier that was probably Void.
Yeah, I know we're going to contest, it's okay.
Oh wait, that might not be okay because I'm getting Rift Herald really late.
It might not be okay.
At least your contestant isn't hitting.
He's got Malzhar too.
I guess he didn't hit the front line.
I would pog of this where a rod.
I just tried to zoom in on it, he came and zoomed in.
Okay, I should be able to sit now, finally.
Hmm, swing should be where Briar is.
Oh, huge stun.
Huge stun again.
Knock them all up.
Classic Chugga.
Well, enough hunting, thanks for the time.
Did you burp after the sprite?
I did.
This guy has a zero two coming in, that's crazy.
I'm gonna lose because I
Okay, wow, all right, there's like no way I could have possibly won this
Damn, okay, not the end of the world, but what I wish I could be a strict
All right, how's my contest are doing he's also 650
I could play Siren for Anoxys.
I can't roll for a while, I have to level up to 8 next turn.
What can I do here?
Just summon whatever because you can fix it later.
I'm trying to keep track of my Atoms.
I want to do Gunblade, but I need one more Rod.
I could dissect my Spark.
Do you want a 4-5 this?
I think you 4-2 Sit, and then roll after.
4-2 Sit allows you to unlock Kaisa.
My contestant is in the same spot as me.
I'm best at Kindred, no.
Would love something that gives me money.
Oh god, I mean, hold the line's okay.
Sweet treats.
I think just hold the line.
Crap, okay, I guess it's combat then.
I'm wondering if Sweet treats is good in this spot.
I don't think this does have any artifacts
that are that great for me.
It's quite a lot of HP, though.
I think I'm down.
Static shiv sounds great.
Yeah, static shiv.
Oh! Oh my god.
Right. Sorry.
Forgot. Don't know if I see it.
Oh, I still won.
That catch's got like a mid to the...
Alright.
More dog please bless me with like a double cast of shop
Wow, okay, actually
cool, wow, the game was made really easy for me
I need to keep rolling a little bit don't need this chogath but I need to go off a four
jug and I need to play like I think it will come up really good how many will
Kong's out of the pool. Three.
Okay, I'm going to solve two juggernauts.
Let's...
I feel like my board's in a decent spot.
Since I hit Beldeth too, I should really try to itemize her.
I probably should have kept the items on Chugat 2 until I ripped herald.
It's okay though.
Rift herald called me.
She said, hey baby, I can't wait to come in your next shop.
You gonna what in my next shop?
Okay, and I should focus now on getting Bellweth items through Solage Bin.
Isn't JG over Hexic better?
Gumblings just really good in general.
Yeah, Gumblings just really good.
You have spark and shiv. No static shiv is different from spark.
All this guy's about to cash out. Wait this guy's being such a loose four player
combats, but like he can't. He can't lose four player combats.
Oh wait, what the fuck?
Alright, my bad.
I threw this.
Oh no, I threw, I threw.
Actually, it was kind of strong anyway.
Yeah, I was positioning anti-dying and I fucked up.
Okay, so how do I want to do this?
How do I want to give Balbeth items?
I can salvage the Starex or I can reforge it. Full YOLO.
I might reforge the TG Full YOLO here.
Try to get better components. I see Kraken here.
thanks always crackin
and then a report to the g completely
every other makes sense here
uh...
I don't know, Red buff? No.
I think this will be fine.
It's three items that work on Velvet and kind of let it be a second carry.
Oh my god, wait, I killed this Kaisa first.
That doesn't matter.
Wait a second, this guy's growth mindset.
He's cheating.
Wait, why did I think of that?
Why didn't I just hit growth mindset?
Am I stupid? Why didn't I just do that?
Why didn't I simply hit growth mindset?
Fuck.
This is so awkward, I have to keep positioning anti-diana, and he also hit voli 2 on 8.
I'm probably screwed, I don't think my board is good enough, it's definitely like very
okay-ish.
Oh man. Sweet treats were just not ideal, but it was the best of what I had.
Oh no, I just realized. He's catching on speedy double kill, so now he's going to be able to go 10.
Oh no.
I think I have to just level here.
Just a third and bruiser.
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
I need some gigachad.
Oh, whoa, my velvet got brought in.
That's not good.
I need a gigachat in the lobby to just kill the Baron guy for me, please.
I'll do anything.
I'll do anything.
Please, tell me one person beats the Baron Nashor before he's too strong.
No one's gonna beat him.
Oh god no one's gonna beat him.
Yeah, anything? Yeah, I might even drink another Sprite.
Uh, I'm done with the tank item here.
Oh god, I couldn't beat him on 9, he surely, I surely can't beat him on 10.
Can anyone beat him?
Okay, uh, Diana guy can beat him.
Maybe.
I'm not going to try for a bully too, there's just no way I'm hitting it, I'm just going
to go for whatever tree size I can find here.
No, all this guy just spent his money.
It's okay, my items are good.
Maybe my swing gets a huge stun off.
I actually remember to unlock Skarner in some of my games.
Okay.
Am I suing up one last big stun?
Ah, I got him.
Ah, that's a fifth.
That's a fifth!
I only think the only way it's not a fifth
Is it fight I don't know I gotta do something crazy here
There's no way I'm beating Baron right I
Couldn't beat him when he was nine
So is there a world where I can beat him on 10? I got my I got the sun off at least
It's not close at all
Well sad game
What do you do when you're playing contested void and your contestor hits growth mindset and you don't I?
Need to sit there and then be sad
All right, it was like fine. I'm happy with how I played the game
game. Our solo was really bad if we salvaged it. We had winning chances and then it didn't
matter because our contester had growth spurt. That opening was actually infuriating. I was
one void with pair of Cho'Gath and two Ionia with Gen 2 for so long. If I had hit either
one of those and could just sell the other half and commit, I'd be in such a great
spot but the game was like no no we're just gonna edge you a little bit hold the
chug at the pair for eight shops and yeah go ahead and hold Jin to Shen one for
eight shops as well we'll just give you nothing in fact we'll give you a little
bit but like in the same direction on the same shop that you're gonna we're
gonna give you the cogmoth to finally start playing void we're also gonna
give you an Ionian to make it so that it's impossible to decide what to
play. It's very frustrating, but sometimes the shops just turn out like that.
Okay, anyway. Real talk, I'm not too phased, right? I think it'll be very easy to climb.
I think my LP right now is disgustingly low. I think I can easily be 500 LP higher. I need
to just like not tilt and then just get a lot of reps in with our new learnings of
how to play the early game from solo gassam. I'm very upset and tilted that I didn't
do it in half these games because there are rise encounters like what are the odds
of getting two rise encounters in three games it's a 1% encounter by the way
what are the odds and three games to get two rise encounters and then all the
learnings go out the window also in both those games the game hard forced me to
play a line and then I couldn't hit it very frustrating but again what can you
do I'm confident I'm a good player so I can get the LP back later I have to
stop I have to end my stream I'm very tired my head hurts a lot and I'm still
sick so I have to end it here I hate to end on a bad note I'm sorry these games
are very frustrating my mood was my mental was was shut off for all today if
you watch today's stream I'm sorry horrible stream on my end these are
the kinds of streams I go to bed and like I lay awake like the wolfage
emote feeling very embarrassed about because all I did was just like lose
lose and then be sad. I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll get a good night's sleep and I'll play
better. Alright, thanks for watching. Even on the bad days, as always, thank you for
watching. I'm gonna send you guys over to Soju and I'm gonna get a lot of sleep and
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