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owner.
Goody.
With the gym, I did.
I did.
We had to gym this morning or bike ride this morning.
You know how I be, you know how I be, man, you know how I be.
So I can't go to the sky.
I surrender.
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Find a card how yeah
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Well, I just can't get over that drop man like that drop just like it just hits the soul bro
Like it touches me in my soul man. It makes you feel just oh man. I can't I just can't even say like
Just it just touches my soul, bro
I got a link this to owe me hold on
You
So, I can touch the sky, you set my mind free, So hard that I can't breathe, I surrender,
to you now what a song man what a song
let's see what the bangers is fucking these motherfuckers got here man they
gotta have other bangers no like that's like how does that song we have
300,000 plays on Spotify bro like I don't understand but that song touches
my fucking soul brother. What a fucking banger. What a fucking banger. Let's see, let's see
this guy's number one song. He's obviously like the DJ. So who's the, who's the chick
that sings this chick is the original
morning man oh I didn't recognize you gave your head down to jail was a decision
I mean
Suju fit a leg. Oh, thank you for shit that
Or
I
Baby this is good. I love that character chat. I mean oh geez know me and being the way back
But he plays that character so fucking well
this is like a this is like a bit of like house like I think it's like I'm just a
drum and bass guy like he doesn't know my history with D&B man and maybe you
like to super super super OG's and chaff we still have them probably now but
I'm not sure what's going on.
What do you like about the necklaces, Buda?
Sus with necklaces.
Progressive house. Yeah, I'm not like also the only EDM I truly despise with all my heart and souls the fucking I
Gotta do my I got my boy dirty
I gotta do my boy dirty with the fucking garbage Tony listens to you bro that trap shit like I can't do it man
It's just it's just like to me to me bro. It's like it's like I'm gonna say some crazy shit to me
It's like it's like posers like going to eat and I cringe
It's not cringy when you're using the word posers, man, but that genre, bro, it's just disgusting. It's disgusting
I can't stand that genre like that fucking trap shit. It's just disgusting
I don't know that listen to dubstep bro. I don't listen to dubstep in that fucking garbage
Of course you hit it very close to 40, yeah, whatever man.
About Heart Style, I mean, Heart Style's not for me, but I'm not gonna hate on that
genre.
That was a very popular genre for a good reason for its time anyways.
The bro trap, like it's called trap, right?
That's what that genre is called, like I can't, I can't be that music bro, like that for
me is just, I don't know how anybody listens to that garbage, I'm gonna be honest, like
with all due respect, I'm not trying to know me, I'm not trying to harper my boy, you know,
I mean to my boy shit, but that music is just fucking vile
The worst words I can think of like grotesque vulgar vile
Shit fecal matter like any word you can think of is what I describe that fucking genre of music
Trap house not trap rap not trap rappers a distinctive difference there
Not rap music, trap. Like, trap like EDM track.
Literally I call it Pots and Pans music because it's a nigga in the kitchen smacking his Pots and Pans while
The worst shoes I've ever heard in my life.
like Diplo, Diplo doesn't make trap music, bro, you talking about it.
Yo, hope your day is great, what's up, great bar, how you doing, brother?
Hope your day is great to you, man.
Every time your mind's touched, of course, I love that song.
I mean for me like my personal favorite music is obviously drum and bass
But I love like liquid D&B like super fucking vibey like female vocals like touching the soul making you shed a tear
Well, you're fucked up on drugs and I mean, I don't do drugs no more. I'm talking in the past guys. I'm talking in the past
That's my favorite sort of EDM
Guys it's not cat like I really don't crazy. I'm too old for that shit. I should kill me now if I did that shit
I do go up and get everything out of the sun that do require a needle brother
Math? No, never Math. Never met the heroin or anything like that. You smoke crack? No,
I haven't smoked crack, dude. Okay, maybe I should, maybe I should, maybe I should eliminate
some of those. No crack, no heroin, no Math. Well, I think Math was laced with some of the
I probably did him in the past absolutely, but unintentional I guess
But I don't even say it to glorify right like it was very dumb decisions as a kid so
Okay, yeah, I've done
So my god like like the OGs and chat loose, but I'm talking like super OGs
Probably were there for those fucking fucked up streams way back in the day
You even care for heist progression or for lying or you go for fun role-playing?
Bro, I do everything, brother.
I do everything that fits the vibe, man.
Holy Mother of God.
Holy Mother of God.
I mean dude we're doing great right now.
Like our operation is going well.
Like holy fuck.
I can't wait for this to open one of these days and Marty's standing right there like
I fucking knew it
What a great stream that today yesterday was a fucking fantastic stream and probably my favorite day of MPV I'm not gonna lie
All right, let's go fucking plant week as we just have to do this bullshit even though I really don't want to do it
I'm gonna steal this propane tank that's been here for days
For this reason if you train your buddy get back up at a point
Yeah, a lot of fix us today a lot of other shit. I mean
I mean it should be a fun day
Yep, DMN is enabled now too. So the DMs are gonna start fucking hard cooking.
was the m's is like a dungeon master so like mr. c for example like that's like a
dm character my fps drop here or is it my pc
I
Know what can you show us the menu? I think I can now like I'm scared. I don't want to be the first person to do it
Yeah, only said bro so good out of that to my playlist
Yeah, see even only fuck with the song chat
We're close to making it like a DM.
I think he will do some DM things here and there, like you'll see as we unravel the story.
Oh, there's only X's live right now.
Holy.
Oh my god, he's about to lose his mind then.
Hopefully we get some progression, hopefully he discovers some shit, because if he's live right now, holy fuck.
At four o'clock he's gonna be fucking raiding mission revenue soccer.
Um, it's nighttime, I need to go get a scuba dive in guys, we need more gold to smell. We always gotta keep gold going in.
Whoa
I have mail I want to go check my mail. I'm not reading all that right now
That is just way too much text to read
Oh cool, cool. I'll show that I can show it off to DM2 a little bit
I'll shop a little bit. I think it's like it's very the end tool is very overwhelming to look at if you don't know what the fuck you're doing
So please I'll shut it a little bit. Let me just check my mail. Oh
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh fucking boy.
Oh my god. $3,000 fine?
Morning.
27th I'm not paying those like I'm just not gonna pay them I don't give a fuck like those aren't getting paid
Those are just not getting paid
Like that's just disgusting I'm carrying around 33,000 dollar fine right now
All right, so there you guys, there is a lot in the game panel and just remember like it's
the base of it too.
So we'll be expanded and improved, right?
It's like the first time I've ever done something like this, but it's very cool.
I don't even really know how to fuck with it completely, but people that know how to use it correctly are going to do some cool shit with it.
So please, I will drive some more stuff and show it off. Hold on.
Fine for what? For shooting at 20 million cops and getting caught?
Cat, Kea, Burn, Uber, all those guys are going to go crazy.
I'm very excited to see what they do because you can't really do a lot of it.
Captain, are you geaging as you show off before me, this motherfucker?
You please fix the sub learn already. Yeah, I'll do it. Never come on, bro
You know what streamer in I don't even watch clips because I'm too lazy to fucking set up a proper capture to capture the fucking upset watch clips, bro
All right, check this out we're going here
of
So like this shit gets fucking crazy bro.
You can like create scenes so essentially like I can create an entire scene here I can
name it like whatever test and then anything I build in this area becomes like a scene
that I can turn on and off like on command and like you can do like crazy shit like so
I can play as like an NPC.
You guys saw what Cap did a few days ago, I think.
Then I can go to the NPC.
It's just so much to even show.
Like all this shit is like super intricate,
but then I can create like, how do I do it?
How do I do it?
I don't even really know how to do it.
I can animate it.
And then I can fucking do like, where is it?
Where is it?
Dialog, I can create, how do I,
see I don't even know how to do it.
like it's just so like it's so in-depth
What do I do it? Oh edit maybe? Yes, and then you can do like a whole dialogue thing
And then like you can add like shit that you can add like
Like if you have a tool it goes to this dialogue that unlocks this that does that like it's just crazy shit
And you can like add a puzzle to it
So like you have to solve a puzzle to talk to her and you can like whitelist
It's only one person in time. This is so much bro. I can't even I can't even really showcase this
that actually show it's power they can add like fucking objects that like oh
you got like an object like you can there's just create heists like on the
fly like I could sit here like create a heist like I can add a puzzle to this or
a hack to it hold on I do it
exactly like add loot to it progression it the progression lock it require to
beat a minigame to do this and I can I don't want to add like I mean I don't
I don't know if I should show that, but you can add a minigame to it, and then you can
save the whole fucking scene, like, and then the cool thing is, you can disable it on the
fly, right?
So like if I wanted to, you can add, you know, whitelist people that can see it, you can
disable it and enable it on the fly, I can delete it, and it just goes away, boom, yeah,
it's like that, whatever, it's just names, not a big deal, but like you can create NPC
Guards like you can just do so much for dude like the thing is I can't really show it off because to show it off
Like you would have I would have to sit here for hours to build something really cool, right?
But the idea is like for example if I wanted to be like, okay, I want to be like a fucking I don't know
an arc to steal
dirt bikes from dirt bike company that works here or some shit
You can do like a whole scene like NPCs, dirt bikes, they're animated, you got an NPC
here, hey Mr. Lang, go get me the key from this fucking house down to the south side,
and you go down to the south side and I built like a custom mini heist in the house, and
I go in the house, I do the mini heist, I come here, I give him the fucking key, and
then he goes, alright now go talk to fucking Joe Bob over here, you can do some crazy shit.
Yeah, people like Kiva, like the thing is you could probably even do things that people
haven't even, even know you can do yet, you got what I'm saying?
But it's gonna be cool to see what they do with it.
Yeah, creativity is the limit, exactly, like creativity is the limit.
And this is like the first iteration of this tool.
And we definitely already have the same ideas to expand on it, you'll see eventually, right?
like imagine like turning like a house robbery for example like you can add
like a bunch of beanie divas in there a bunch of safes and shit and you just
turn it into like a custom heist for the day right like yo this is fucking
Joe Kane's fucking mansion you all got to go steal like a brick of cocaine and
it's like an actual heist you go and do you know it's like progressive and there's
puzzles and shit
I
And the pampas are crazy really fun
I can be going ladies and saying yeah, that's why it's like it's not really something I can like show off right because like I said
To show it off like I would have to sit there for an hour, and I'm not gonna sit there for an hour
But it's super super fucking cool. I can't want to see what the DMs do with it. It's gonna be super interesting
Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna heavily improve a lot of the lower RPG like it's gonna be super cool
Okay, I need to wake the fuck up. I went to the gym this morning. I'm not gonna lie like I'm fried right now
Okay, what's up brother
Good morning, can I borrow your bison?
No
oh wait I think that's fine it's fine it's fine it's a big gun I'm just gonna
steal cars on me yeah I'll say like once I fucking figured out the kids
dressed in braggart anyone is fucked yeah yeah no problem you all do everything
good did you help feed the birds over night
I fucking like I woke up early to make this rubber fuck you know what I'm saying like plan
I was so far and tired and these guys oh man these guys are not ridiculous but they stay
They're like really bad news and they managed to kill the fucking malefiend
What?
You guys are fucking useless
Brother, these guys planted the malefiend, right?
And then they start be like, let's go do our wheat
To spend so long time came back and fucking died
Cause they didn't want it and know nothing
Damn, let me just mention again, he said, dude, this song is so fucking good
The worst grover's got the malefiend, bro
This reminds me of my fucking karma, I'm telling you all
My fucking karma
That is like the most such brother. I hope that doesn't set the toll for the day
Like that's just depressing like first news to hear the day is just depressing as fuck
That that
But uh, I figured out some new stuff anyway though
I figured out how we can grow faster and the better the good news is my growers have fun
The first turtile land my boy
So it's a great news anyway
But at this Robert fuck gonna close like he said between 48 hours
He will actually get me a mail seat instead of getting me
Fuck that come on, but don't don't tell me to believe that
Can he told me never tell you that
What
Never tell you how they got to see that I ever tell you that I don't remember
My god, but they're never getting on the seat again. They said they killed they got this seat off some fucking random guy driving a truck
There's some dude getting information on
And can't someone get my eyes and tell me they will never get another one ever again. They were extremely lucky
Brother it's innocent
Like the thing is at this point I'm chasing a ghost right so my as well just like if they have it in four hours
Whatever, but it's not gonna stop me anyway. We're gonna keep growing while we're growing right?
But it's like same thing Robert told me it said like they killed a guy and they got it
I don't know how the fuck can get a new one. It's like don't worry sweetie. I know a way
I'm like whatever if I'm beginning all of them
But yeah
I'll just you woke up like now. Oh fuck. Yes, you're gonna be around hell. Yeah, let's have a fucking good ass day
I'm just gonna plant my wheels a little cup. Yeah
Yeah, do you think about it? I'll teach you for you one power not a problem one over turn into five hours of space
I'm awake now. I gotta love this like that. I'm about to eat it. So it's good
Wow, RPSong, no, bro.
The song we just spam on chat, like, I have no problem even playing it right now.
Dude, I love this fucking song, man.
Such a good ass song.
Morning.
Yeah, deep right now.
Good morning.
Howdy!
I
Don't know how to explain it but that that right there like that just touches the soul
Bro, like I don't even know like I could almost shed a tear to that
I think I'm gonna shed a tear to that bro like that that should touches the soul, bro
It's the camera, baby.
How do you do?
It's wetter than it's bad.
You breathe when you go.
Yeah, we breathe when we go.
I love being out on this farm, but it's so cold out here.
I love being out on this farm, but it's so cozy out here. I don't know how to explain it
Well, I did. So you tend to those, it's a lot of, well, treat the scene.
I don't want to treat you right.
That's right.
I
Could hear that stack I could hear that exact part 60 times in a song bro, especially if I'm lit. Oh my god
We're going to get your 20% off that guy.
How much ice is that bro, don't even get me started like I'm actually looking for a new coffee spot because they don't even have an option to
Remove the ice guys that I was literally like fucking there
That was just like fucking just panicking and like bro
It's just gonna keep molding if I keep getting ice in this fucking coffee. I have to do I also ordered like the sure SM7B
I'm done with this microphone here. I can't do this mic no more. It's too sensitive
Well, them some might as strong seeds you got there.
You keep farmin' them.
Mmmmm.
I feel like I'm gonna get robbed.
You know you're a funky and be hell yeah brother come on now
You got a high-end coffee machine in your mansion?
Yeah, not a mansion, though.
So high that I can't breathe.
So is X already on our P-chat?
Give it a high on coffee machine, but use the order of ice with a little coffee.
Well, the thing is, like, I don't like hot coffee.
Actually, that's a lie. I like hot coffee when it's cold. I don't want to drink a hot coffee in here and show my balls off because it's already hot in here.
You feeling the cup?
Nah, I love a hot coffee when it's freezing outside. It actually hits fucking real nice.
Know ice coffee is made oji. Yeah, but like guys. I know this is very bougie to say right and I understand it
And then no I'm not disconnected
but I
like a
Curating like a cold coffee versus putting ice in a coffee is like way different
Sorry, I know it sounds bougie as hell, but it's just the truth
This little coffee shop I got this iced coffee from like it's it's not just like it's not it's not a star
They put too much ice in it motherfuckers
It's not like a Starbucks fucking iced coffee. It's like very it's like curated very well
And it tastes amazing
Yeah, even like even like a simple like even like cold brew like it's not just cold coffee like it's it's it's made very differently
I
Have another ice-cream you got every use them one twice brother
The thing is like it's so hard to make a good ice cream. That's like healthy
My brother actually got very good at making them, not gonna lie, but I just, I just couldn't do it.
I don't know if I just not eat it. I don't know if I just not crave it.
Because whenever I ate it, I found myself craving real ice cream after eating it.
It was actually really bad, in my life.
Well, I do have an intercrement to make the protein as it's what I was making but like
it's just bro the thing is how do you guys like the taste of protein like you guys don't
you guys despise the taste of protein I fucking despise protein taste bro that fucking like
Like that, ugh.
Protein has no taste.
Okay, my tripping, like, it definitely has a taste.
Protein powder has a taste.
Oriental angloster, but even the flavored ones, you still taste, like, I don't know how to
describe it, it's like that.
It's like a pasty, like, fucking, I don't know how to describe the taste, man, but y'all
So you don't have to know what I'm talking about.
It's like a chalky, like, fucking, like, pasty, like,
ugh, I can't do it, man.
I found this one, uh, this one shake, though.
It's like 20 grams of protein, I just drink two of them.
It's like dairy-free, fucking, uh, you know,
sugar-free, all that shit.
I just, I rather just chug that than try to eat it.
Drop the name, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get it.
It's in my fridge, I'll get it, I'll get it up at some point and I'll get it.
This motherfucker's getting robbed.
well put your fucking hands up motherfucker oh shit and I dare you to
get on your fucking phone and turn the fuck around motherfucker hey I ain't on
my phone hey I'm talking to the girl driving that fucking car motherfucker oh
oh shit oh shit yeah yeah yeah I'm good man yeah you better be good man oh
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking shoot at me fucking mind not mind your own goddamn business, huh?
Hey, man, look they oh, you want to defend they hired us man. They hired us man.
Thanks for the weed, motherfucker. Thanks for the weed.
Shit, you got me. You got my weed.
Get the fuck out of here, man. Hey, call the cops. I dare to call the cops when you're driving away.
Hey, hey. It shouldn't get so much worse for you, motherfucker. I dare to call the cops.
listen listen listen i'm not gonna call the cops until we're very far away okay i gotta report my gun stolen assuming you took my gun
oh really you're gonna call the cops you're gonna call the cops i have to i have to report it stolen man don't
sh** me i'll give you like 20 minutes is that good i gotta report it stolen man i gotta report it stolen
i'm taking everything you mean not to pull this fucking trigger you understand me
hey look man i gotta do it i'm a lot get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here lie
My body says to get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here
Motherfucker
dude that is just like the best
now I'm just like super high-level right now
stash guns bro I have to water these plants otherwise they're gonna die
unfortunately so we kind of just have to take the risk here getting the big cop
chasing a second. I don't really have a choice.
I'm wasting it after watering my crops bro. What do you want from me? This is
fucking a bunch of mud. It's like 6k right here, cunt.
bro what like what sweet revenge like just deliver it to my doorstep though huh holy
I should have shot him but Langstranger leave you know
That's an 18 hour shift from Mr. C right there in three seconds, man.
I'm just waiting for a fucking car to be sending it at me fucking full speed and it's like
twelve g six motherfuckers in there
really knows a cop in the area probably watching me a fucking doing right now
too so
Here they come.
I
Actually did it nice wait. I just saw all his seeds might as well plant these real quick fuck dude. I want to get out of here
So badly
I need to get the fuck out of here, just two more, come on, one more, last one, last one.
This is the greed they wrote about in the Bible.
Alright, it's 11am so I come back here at 1.
Or 2.
Am I missing anything?
Nice, this is 9k right here, John.
Alright, come on cops. Let's just get this over with, bruh.
What are you actually going to call him?
That's the answer to that episode. It was amazing. It was amazing. I can't wait for the next two episodes.
That's uh, like I said, the dynamic of howling John and then just the world building is just very, very well done.
Yeah, sing John or that suit.
Sing John or that suit, better hit like crack, and it better be a good looking suit, because
that's my only complaint as I fucking hate these suits so far, James Gunn, you piece of
shit.
Oh my God, if John Stuart puts on that fucking costume that guy garter wears, like I'm just
trying to show off, are you kidding me?
Yeah, I don't always have the liner, so yeah, it's the suit by the guy that's like bankrolling
on fuck, what's his name?
The lore tech I am.
I don't know what to look back on. I think it's like as a kid, like, the movie is shit.
The Green Lanterns movie around around Zidus Dog, shit, nothing to be wrong, but as a kid, like, I enjoyed it. Like,
I feel like it was geared for kids, you know?
I feel like as a kid you just enjoy aiming though, I don't know.
It all does, yeah, but nowadays you definitely also gear, you try to gear it for like, oh
audiences, I feel like that movies would sit like, you know, movies back then, like superheroes
was like ever specifically geared for like fucking kids and
teenagers.
Y'all cracking the counter yet? Oh, we did get the counter.
Nice. We have a counter now. Fuck yeah. Yeah, you see that
shit? Yeah. Throw that shit on it. Throw that shit on it. Look
at that. I got that right there. I got a little bit of that
right there. I don't know what you got. What you got?
I got a little yoga man right here for sale. So right here, sir
Well, you're gonna right there for you. I got a little
Yo, I got a little smartphone here for a little smartphone right there for you, brother
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can sell some stuff hundred percent. Cool, right?
Hey, by the way, we got to be careful these fucking locals. They be a they've been acting bold
They be they've been ripping the TV straight from the fucking floor and walking out with that shit. What?
bro they get em bold man be like a pack of them came and got 5TV Jesus
alright you're the doctor
Did we actually get robbed by locals? Like what the fuck?
I
Do so much
But you mind if I take a look at a couple pieces
All right, let me see we got here
oh that's a nice little watch you see that you see that I'm gonna go I'm gonna
back I'm gonna hit up one of my experts
thanks all right how do we get oh she got here I hope you're right with you
okay okay thank you
fuck I'm gonna take everything
I saw three ponds this is the messiest one of all of them no shots you tell me the other ponds
I don't have a fucking shit show on the ground like we do
are you bald though we went to jail
thank god I hit the gym this morning oh man we're actually back in the gym brine and managing
do long strings perfect dude fucking perfect
yeah fucking man just keep wigging up early keeping the gym before strings man
That would be just so nice
It's up at 70 in today hit a little bike ride with Jim shash the bike round the way back
That's why I'm Friday. I gotta just look I went to bed. What we'll tell that in stream. I don't even remember honestly
I want to bet as soon as it is free
They're like 12 12 more when I am some of that. I
Would have been at 130. Oh wait, right?
No EST okay.
Yeah yesterday I mean I think I can't really be doing like 13 hour streams cause it's
totally fucked like 14 hour streams are killing me man.
Watch cash I got.
Maybe we hit a nice little lick this morning too oh my goodness.
Fuck yeah dude nice little come up.
Get a bunch of birds and gold to sell today, too.
If you pay back the people, we're trying to at least pay some of them back today, honestly.
Or at least some of it back today to be honest.
Of course you're right, but oh that's not what actually I've ever played that song
I wasn't sure anymore about it. Let's get some.
I was like, forgetting what the new apartment is on. It's up there.
Let's go depot this fucking shit and go meet up with the boys. See what's good today.
Yeah?
Long before like they start to death, you know, you haven't killed anybody yet
Well, I just need you to make sure you're feeling them when you're awake at night. Otherwise they will die
I just feel it like the four of them
So I gotta go get more but most of them was a package
I'm just wondering like how long they fucking before I start
Package is fine, but I package they must be fend, you know
I'll go get some, I'll go look right now while I'm looking for other stuff, you know
Okay brother, brother, I just had a god deliver me this fucking Clayton guy on a silver platter
I'm there fucking farming seeds this guy pulls up by himself go straight to the farmer to sell his weed
I fucking Rob all his shit
Yeah, like fucking
Oh my god, it felt so fucking good
But I'm gonna fucking
Motherfucker you're 26
But if you don't need to see that I'll take the
Put it in the store. Yeah, I'll put it on the storage. I got you. Yeah, I put in the storage. Thank you
Because a lot of seeds anyway, so that's perfect that's 100 is good money my friend. Yeah, brother
I mean like six grand. It was nice
So okay, so I bet is whatever I only find them like everywhere around the hunting area some right
Yeah, and then the park you gotta find in the park. Yeah
Some of that if you guys need me I'm ready to go
So, uh, they probably got a
chug at you got the fucking cargo she's put actually today, right?
Yeah, yeah, just be on standby, yep.
I'll get us some more time so we can
just be ready for the lab.
Fantastic, fantastic, bye bye.
Have you heard Dax featuring Hopson,
my goats, a goodest guy's trolling
for sure, for you are an absolutely rage-baiting chat.
There's no way you should sit down like...
There's no way this guy just said that in China and I'm serious like he has to be rich being
to make a corn balls yeah I mean high road rapping just drives me nuts
trying to adjust music states but I cross the line I mean you too obviously
but yeah I don't know I don't know anybody fucking says they like hops in
like I don't know
you can't see anything here, Drake fan.
Oh, here we go.
How you doing?
the
hello
hello
you alright?
don't jump it's not worth it life is beautiful
What is always happening here, man? Who's the culprits?
I got it brother, I got it, I got it.
Asshole!
It's kind of crazy that a lot of this stuff, like everybody, oh, the other side, I don't want to say everybody, but I assumed it was always 5M, but it really was GTA Online shit, it's crazy.
Hopefully Rockstar can fix that shit.
I
Yeah
Hey, yo, you busy or near the punch of it all why I
Need a expert on Lebron to expect this ring
Listen, I don't want to get jipped out here. I don't know
I don't know any expert. Well, I got too much to do like I will come over there
But I got too much to do is like you gotta handle that shit. Send me the phone. All right. All right
Yeah, yeah, I'll show you, I'll send you a photo, I'll send you a photo, alright.
I'm sorry.
Sam Martin, get new shorts please.
Yeah, alright.
Sam Martin sounds cooked.
Chad, is it me or Lane become a good driver and NP5, somebody give that guy a sub, man?
Somebody give that guy a sub, dude.
Holy fuck.
This guy knows, like, he's just, he's very easy, he's locked in, he's aware, brother.
I think it's not become a good driver, I've been a good driver.
I'm a better getaway driver than Tony. You guys know that, right?
Bro, if Tony can't hit racing lines, he can't get away.
like bro like bro come on rockstar can you make it a little less obvious like just make
get a little less obvious the dude went over the fucking pavement over the lane
they hit me like come on brother can we make it a little less obvious holy shit
stop oh look this little new tab to show you what's new we got some new shit
What's the new shit already? No shot, right?
We're a new shit at
I mean baited
I'm blind
It says one says one
Oh, the ones that have the numbers on it?
What, new colors and shit?
Oh, I see, I see.
The numbers are colors, so it's new, okay?
There's like, lots of stuff everywhere.
That suits you.
Oh, hi.
that again oh this is new
Oh, these are new.
you should get that.
Okay.
Hi, welcome.
How's it going?
How you doing?
Not bad yourself?
Not bad, brother. Not bad.
So I guess roast everything I put on like everything man
18 year old dribble, he's 18, cuh.
What?
You heard me.
Get off on with the fit.
He looks 73.
Yeah, but that's besides the point though, man
I gotta pee really badly and grab some more water hold on pull up right here. I don't know Chad talk about something
Hey, you! It's been way too long!
I'm sorry.
All right.
All right.
Alright, where the boy's at?
Did I go scuba or do I need to link up right now?
I'm gonna call Harry to make sure they're all good, make sure that the shit shouldn't
break out last night.
Oh wait, we can call the group chat, I forgot about that, we should do that afterwards,
What's popping?
Hey, what's popping? Tell me where the boy's at.
What up?
What up?
Hey, Oscar, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, man?
Yo, yo.
How we doin'?
How we doin', big boys?
Yeah, we're doing good boys, huh? We're doing alright?
Big time, big time.
The real life just, you know, is sink.
Hey guys, guys, the pond runners can't do any jobs. They said it on the laptop, it says it's suspended.
What?
Yeah, I think that's because it's over.
Yeah, it's over, it's full.
Wait, so what happens now? Do we meet up?
What?
I don't know if you guys heard the group chat with all the shit I put in there this morning, but
So, 168 over 150 and on top of that, there's a new thing on the laptop about locked containers.
So, we're gonna need a couple more breach changes.
I mean, I think we can move on.
Yeah, I just bought one.
I bought one, but I only have two.
I only have two.
I think I'm a little bit more just in case I fail one.
I'll buy two more for us.
Don't you think we gotta send up our boat and breach?
Others are some shits.
Is this filled up or what?
Well, I mean, we can also defend it in case we, you know, we can at least defend it, right?
Can we meet up? Should we meet up?
Yeah, let's do it.
Alright, where are we meeting?
Why don't we meet at the Spines?
That's a bit of a spot. I'll see you all there.
I gotta grab the accident joints and then I'll be here.
Alright, can someone grab the grinder and those blades?
That's a unit?
Yeah, I can't. I'm close to you now.
Are you close to Paul? Cause I'm right down the street.
Yeah, I'm right at my house.
I'll get everything that we need and then lay all out on the fucking table or some shit, you know.
Alright, I'll see you later.
I'm not going to roll for stories, I'll be there and please let's go out and roll it out for a while.
Listen, I know, I know, I know, everyone's going to be like,
oh my god, we haven't gotten group calls on our server for 12 years, we get it,
but it's still just a fucking cool ass future, I've never experienced that before, that was the first time ever.
I'm not going to make it.
I
Croswing on fumes? Yeah, literally.
Did I really get here too early? I think we're going to be waiting here for 20 fucking minutes, Jalo Key.
This is the real gang wars right here, kya.
They're going to practice for today, chat.
Get me out of here!
Look out, man.
Fucking shit-ass game.
I
Can't stand the traffic in this town whatever
I've never used to learn about tats, I know, I'm kinda used to it already though, to be
I can't stand people anymore.
Yep.
What's up?
Fuckin' sex.
Hey, what's up?
Fuckin' sex.
I need to take out a third mortgage.
And my wife rides me so hard I need to buy a saddle that I can't even afford.
I'm really trying. I promise.
I know what you're saying.
the hell are y'all talking about huh yeah what do you mean for that it's
This is company money!
You will sue us all for this, Duncan!
Listen, we ain't dead!
We ain't dead!
Listen...
Listen...
I was caught off the phone with Goldie and...
She said that the...
Gold buyer is pretty high right now.
I think we should go sell all of that shit right now.
How much per... how much per?
She said 245, I think.
Oh, that's average. That's normal.
the first time about. We should sell everything today. Do you know how many birds are ready?
I think it's like over five. Okay, perfect. Five or so. Okay, I think about maybe like
an hour. I think about an hour. We grab all the gold, we grab all the birds and we just
do one big run and get rid of everything.
Come on, everybody. Hey, this really goes. Yeah, not to be that guy, but my wheat is
ready in exactly an hour okay so call me see me to the pick in there okay all
right I see a little bit
are we kind of good here we got 22,000 dollars come on now what the fuck
these guys at
speedy my friend are you doing are you doing my friend looking good thank you
thank you ready for the shit show yeah I'm excited we'll see what I love this
fucking bug is my new favorite bike I'm telling you really yeah why is he a
favorite bike it's like it's good good speed it's very agile I can escape
while you still go up the mountain down the mountain jump the thing you know
I'm saying like cartel style if you like a good bike yeah I'm pretty sure in
the truth here so if somebody needs to jump on it they can
Okay, where the rest of the boys at I don't know I
Go buy your chips plate
Let's go
You need to buy anything right now like that you have enough back to see the police yeah
Where?
What the fuck are they doing?
What the fuck are they doing?
I'll go up on these motherfuckers, I'll go up on these motherfuckers.
I am, I am.
You chasing us?
I what?
I don't know.
You pull up.
I just saw it.
What you doing in here, bitch?
Huh? You wanna get gagged?
You wanna get stabbed?
You wanna get shit on?
You wanna get pissed off?
What the fuck are you doing here?
What traffic stops, ain't no traffic here?
Move somewhere else, bitch.
Yeah, somewhere else. Go down the road or something.
Go down the road, brother. I'm gonna ask again.
I'm gonna ask again. Go down the road, brother.
Where down the road?
Down the road, I'm going down the road.
I'm confused. How far down the road?
I'm going to count to five before I do something, one, two, three, four.
There was a group of six guys just out of Median, Spain.
Just sliding this motherfucker around their wands.
Who was it?
It was the same guy that was at the farm the other day.
I'm not sure.
Hold them up.
Hold them up.
Hold them up.
Hold them up.
Hold them up.
All right.
We're coming.
We're going.
Where is he?
At our spot.
Where was he at?
Oh, okay.
He's a new boy bandit, right?
Yeah, he's a bandit.
Yeah, I think he's a bandit.
Bandit ship, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need a lock pick?
No, I'm good on that, I got plenty.
Alright.
I'm clear again. I mean, you gotta learn what happens when you talk to the wrong people,
right? They don't consequence to action. G6 and you don't do what they want, but you
know, they get caught lacking, they're gonna get caught lacking.
I get that chip and the channel.
Yeah.
That is boundaries, you know?
Okay.
Like, I wonder, like, I ask, like, logically, I wonder, like, we got to send off our ship
and obviously attack other ships.
And that makes the most sense, right?
Then there's also
There's also world where all all assuming that those are our ships and it might not even be related to anybody
Oh, I got a mission to you know
Goddamn Italians. Yeah, so they shy yesterday
Harry I talked to him this morning. Yeah, well you talked to Harry this morning who's still awake
Yeah, I know we talked to him before he goes to sleep and I wake up. Jesus. How's he doing? Is he alright?
He was talking about he was at the fucking dentist, I think I shot him in the mouth, I said, but he was doing okay
He was like getting very ill, whatever, to a fadeback, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was like I thought Lucian I'm sure he was like nah he's Jack Cannon and I shot him the fucking mouth
but apparently it was because of his head his boy over there
because he was calling them a split
Yeah
But he had crazy anyway man
I fucking got down 11,000 dollars down the drain, but I dream in a hole.
I did put 500 gold, I left plus 500, I just put plus 500 every time, so you know, okay?
Yeah.
Is this pre-recorded? Yeah.
This is not live. I'm AI.
I got 5 on this movie one, oh you got 5 on your head, yeah me got a lot, what the fuck
you got 5 from?
I'm telling you that shit fucking good money and you get good shit, you can find a lot
of pigs, I didn't find a lot, I only found gold and then
I can find a lot of pigs every once in a while
Yeah, I went there today, bro.
I didn't find one fucking chance, brother.
Yeah, because I'm winning.
Fuck the mother's down, man.
I gotta stick to the robbing.
Yeah, I gotta stick to the robbing of the school
while I work again.
I just give you one.
Span me into my bike.
We're gonna get off the bike, yeah.
That's so funny with 20 minutes of the mission for 30 seconds. He starts spending the fucking week yeah
But pull the bike into the alleyway, what are you doing?
I
You're about to go get some splints real quick. I would just that to I can take this first
Yeah, I gotta lie these cops might be looking for me. I just passed that g6 gang
Would you slam a man?
I'm gonna dust them real quick and then come back
What did you slam the guy was yet
where's he at?
where's he at?
he's like by the uh
huh?
it's like straight if you take this road to the left all the way down
it's like across the road
better go out of the car and see you then
some shit might be down there
yeah we'll let shit up
come
well there
I'm gonna follow up baby
Right we got a call about some people breaking into the show up. They were up the road up
That is that one of the guys is ex live right now be harassed by dumb ass fucking cops and shit
Don't town dumb ass mother suck of harassing us live on air by now. Thank you for the sub
Actually
Have a good day, fuck outta here.
Fuck you doing here, yo?
OOOH! OOOH, you got the-
He pressed on ship, homie!
NAH, HE PURLED ON SHIP!
Do-do-do-do not put your hands on this vehicle again, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all ain't pressed on ship, cunt!
What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
Y-you put your-you put your hands on this vehicle again, I'ma put you on your back.
Let that be your last one.
AAAAAAAH!
OOOH!
Mr. Lang, please!
I like going in the car, brother.
I'm getting in the car-
Eh, get the fuck outta here, huh?
Yeah.
well it's broke it's broke
all she had caught up to repair
repair the repair of the vehicle yeah repair repair repair
you might you might back up
i do mind you have
the same problem i got it
it's okay i got it
move back and appreciate it sir appreciate it
thank you so much
you know what i'm gonna tell my good citizen out here doing a good work you
Mutual agreement. This is a long time back. Thank y'all so much, man
Take care
We go get those managers and spins yeah
Hey, uh, speed, take a shot of me over here, bro.
My squad, you know?
Come to, uh, take a basketball shot.
Yeah, take a shot, yeah.
Oh, you mean like in the picture, brother?
Fast, fast.
I'm smoking the joint.
I got it.
Send for me.
the fuck?
the fuck?
let me show you a picture of Bob
brother really? you're terrible at this
Jesus Christ
nobody's out of the photo right?
everybody come get your action
yeah i don't know if you're watching bro but imagine like you put down like a
stick with your phone on it
to take like, oh man, I gotta actually,
that's a great idea, hold on.
I gotta send it right now.
I can look!
Howdy, Brad!
Now, it's like being able to like place down like a stick right here, right?
You put your phone in it, you time the shot, you come in and like drift the corner or some shit.
the
Oh, sweet Jesus.
But everybody takes a fucking lot of those and we wait here for 20 goddamn minutes.
Like me.
Have you seen the fish market over there?
There's like a fish market back there. I went there the other day.
Show me.
You have to stop or you can sell fish too.
Oh poles are open. Holy Vodafone. Should we go Vod real quick?
I love my boy Tony, but I love the shaved Vod guy.
I mean, brother, I'm gonna vote for somebody I think is gonna actually run like a brother.
Like, we can't be fucking voting for mayors.
It's only three fucking.
I know, they're all so bad.
It's only three guys.
That's the problem. We actually need mayors running the city, brother. I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know, Ferguson ain't gonna give a fuck, Shay Bulk ain't gonna give a fuck, they're
calling for the windows today.
Yeah I know, so bad.
You think that vivid guy's even been campaigning, like yeah, she might lose though, I don't
see that guy campaigning at all, look, there's that motherfucker.
This guy.
That Clayton guy.
Over here.
Oh.
I'm fucking you know that's like his group six headquarters is right there
Yeah, G6 is over there.
Where is it?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
get a bag get a bag where's that guy going go down the street and take a left
don't go inside that orange bison
let's check it out
he might be going how's your bike
keep going down keep going down go down this corner
like brother stop here stop here
okay but turn around and see these fucking white houses behind us
and
look at them
Wait, this is a big one.
Yeah, it's massive.
Oh.
Look how big they are inside, brother.
You can buy him, brother.
I need money for him, my boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Here, you see that shit?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Brother, this is massive.
Look at that.
But it's going to cost $5 million.
Oh, something like that for sure, yeah.
Yeah, imagine the factory's gonna get set up in there with this shit?
Yeah man, imagine automated stuff like ju-ju-ju just fucking printed.
Man, I wanna go in there so badly.
That's why I thought it was gone when I saw that by somebody. There's no fucking way somebody bought that, bro.
Yeah, they go for autos.
That's crazy, bro.
Yeah, you were also here too.
Yeah, I saw it.
I didn't even think- I haven't even thought about that also, nothing, because I'm too broke.
Yeah, trust me, I feel you.
I just fucking spent $20000 on chips.
Yeah, fuck.
Is she the apartment here?
Yeah, that's where the Ziggie talk about he's gonna buy, bro.
I wanna show you one more, I guess.
Ah, come on, brother.
Huh?
One day.
How about one more I'm gonna get here, one day.
Really? Well...
It's the one with the balcony, you see it?
I can just wear that.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Right now, it's one of the shit ass south side houses for sale.
I will never live in the south side. I don't live in my apartment.
I'm telling you that right now.
Don't even ever ask me to live in the south side of it.
Fuck it, I live in the south side of it.
We got the fucking, we got here.
Yeah.
But here, it's probably going to be super expensive.
Mother, everybody that has a mother is going to be fucking dying to live here.
Everybody that has a mother is going to be the most high property real estate ever.
100%
That a fucking the boys man. Yeah, like I'm confused like I'm fucking confused. I'm fucking confused
Yeah
Or keep machine everybody else there
Alone I'm down here. I'm about to hit a high score
Fucking bitch. Excuse me
BAMMITS!
Jesus fuck.
Where the fuck is my arm?
Bye bye.
Hey these guys might be in trouble, they're not even answering.
Yo, yo.
Oh, where y'all at?
Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Jesus fuck, alright.
Yeah, I can still get dressed.
Alright, no problem.
Hey, hi, bye.
You got magged and stuff for yourself?
You got everything?
I got everything. I fuck a bee, brother.
Oh, you're so fucking out.
New Lena puts new shows 10-10. Thanks, man.
We should actually watch that today.
Fuck, I kind of forgot to watch that yesterday, didn't we?
You got a shit. Fuck it.
What?
Anybody need some?
Anybody need some? You want one?
You call sick, yeah.
Hold on. I got one nice stuff for you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna roll that shit up
Put in some work bitch
Nah, I'm gonna roll that shit out bitch
Nah, nah, nah, put in some work shit
Put in some work bitch
Training
Gotta sell that bitch
It's some money, but
You like that jacket? I don't look good
I don't know about fucking me
I'm rocking it
I appreciate it, gangsta
Yeah, I like that, but you know, look good
I'm looking fine, cuz that's what that means
Chance set is beautiful, man
Chance set is beautiful, man
very much a man.
Thank you, Bob.
I'm gonna show my Italian baggy.
Damn Rains.
Well...
Here's your Axie, by the way. Hold on.
What the fuck are these guys there?
Look, I'm gonna get shit going, poppin' and movin'.
What the fuck?
The more food I gotta eat, the more hungry I get, man.
This guy's gonna change it and shit.
Oh man, I'm gonna fucking snap crack.
I'm gonna pop like a motherfucker.
Fucking get my have you got your curse yet guys? I gotta like actually make money and get myself
Me like 20k this way
It's what what are you doing brother skewbam
nice gold
Manny man's
That's just calling these guys right now. I'm not gonna see it. Just be waiting a while. I should go
much crap
I'm debating buying a bison today, like do I spend the money on that shit?
I don't fucking know, man.
I'm going the wrong way.
I
Passed it. Oh my god, I'm so bad
By someone level for things. I want to buy somewhere. Just I
Just stop up with scuba tanks and I just bring runs there. I just do runs there
I just do runs that I have to worry about like always looking for a car shit
Stop don't and come back everybody share my blade. Oh my god. All right
See this thing
but we are spider-man you know I'm saying yeah my spider-man you're my
bad man thank you my hand out everybody they're axi and the other joints I got
us three acts and then three joints of paparance all right so what after
so what's the plan mark it should be I mean yeah we should go straight there
Uh, do you have the other ships, sweetie?
Yeah, I have two for you right here.
Here's your drinks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm stacked. I'm ready to go.
Guys, yeah, I wish I had, um...
Okay, do you have the grinder or not?
I built a lot yesterday. I built probably like 50 rounds yesterday.
I can actually grinder with a blade.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Well, you need 14 blades, Marty?
We have one in the storage, don't we?
For some reason, though, I don't have any dunes.
I can't open the storage.
You got your keys?
Why don't you throw them out?
Nah, I got the keys to the unit.
Like, I can open it.
What I'm saying is I can't get in the stack.
Short of that, speedy keys.
Well, how many we have?
So we have two grinders and many blades.
Is that what it is?
Well, I have one grinder.
Which is one blighter and a bunch of blades probably.
Service 4.
Aye.
We have a lot of blades.
We're going straight there now.
Anybody we see that we smoke in, we stay in tans, we're in for the first move, like what we're doing?
Okay, okay, okay.
Loki, I think we hold down the spot.
Like...
Aye.
I didn't want to take control first.
But...
I don't want anybody fucking injecting into the system, yo.
I like like the lesson written they have but the more we have and the more you
can have control over it I'm saying
I'm doing you you got to get scuba gears to it
do we need food?
I can't wait until they send us the answers like maybe sundown or anything
they just stop back up planning you know
okay we need food maybe maybe we go grab scuba and foods and stuff
we should grab food right now we should grab like actual good food so we'll
have to be fucking eat every three minutes
Let's go to Berkshire. We have time to kill.
This is before storm really quickly.
Let's go right now before storm.
Yeah, it's before storm.
I guess we're gonna hit a corner storm, yeah.
But we just get hungry a lot faster from that.
There's no nutrients on that beach.
Yeah, it's why I usually fucking get, like, 30 donuts in my pocket.
Yeah, fucking. There's a corner storm in here, no?
I
Since we have five we could bring an extra body by the way
Well, that's a guy around
I guess we can't go on that a note
I'm down for whatever watch your back Clayton you fucking bitch
I mean, I'm down. I'm down to bring
Shit, I'm gonna bring zuck as an extra body. He did so much fucking pawn work
I mean, to be honest, most of the boxes on there are his.
Yeah, I mean, I like that, actually. I like it a lot. Fuck it. Send it.
What's he doing?
Does anybody have a pistol on them? It's the 12 round mangs?
Because if so, I got an extra one. Let me go back to some of the canyons.
Hey, Zuck. Hey, gear up, bro. You going on?
Too fast to shawty, too fast.
Okay, guys. I'm going to shawty.
I said gear up. Listen, gear up.
You are going on a field trip with us. All right? Get a gun. Get whatever you can, all right?
Tell him to stall either. Be ready for storm. I'll just stall.
Like, you need to be ready within the next five minutes.
Like, when storm hits, you need to be ready by then.
Guys, check the box. So, we need to pick up my extra mag.
I'm going to run only one mag because I'm running shorty.
Uh, just, uh, be at the pawn.
I was kind of the man, my fault, my fault.
Alright. Ready, okay?
Yeah, okay.
Everybody in the car, everybody in the car, alright?
Yeah, we're getting my brain.
Alright, Zuck said he'll be ready, and next storm I could probably just pick him up from the, uh, pawn.
I
Just used to go we just go at pond for storm now probably
He said what should go out to see no go to that pond for the storm
Yeah, yeah, we should all chill at the pond. Yeah
I
Got it
The way that he's fucking an old shot is ridiculous brother
It's a shot when I'm on those insane. I'm gonna tell you the way that that fucking shot
When that shit hits you do not ride a motorcycle. I got to talk to speedy about this by the way
Never be on a motorcycle if you're gonna get a firefight. Just do not just do not do it. Just trust me
Do not do it. It's not it's I am you know, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna lose your shit. What's up in the goddamn or are you doing?
You're a person brother. Jeff. Oh shit
We're gonna get the joker to be happy. Oh, I feel like we got the joke in a day
I'm the sushi coming out today. It's a good fucking snank right there
I
Know the noodle cups right here. I'm telling this this right here as birthday. I
You get out of your slamps
You're gonna show thanks give me this give me that I'll take this
You go but I relax a little bit
Goddamn
No, I'm a crash. I'm a crash. No, I'm a crash. I'm doing what's energy today
I'm not trying to have a good ass day
like uh... and one of the pearlescent pains
pony by the fucking wall break a table is called
brother
my cock went through the steering wheel the other day when i looked yeah
holy back at actually looks beautiful like beautiful colors you make oh my god
brother
i can't wait to get a nice ass comment on the fucker it's a family you've got
you know it's in the warehouse by the way me and i wish we were the windows
that fucking massive
man, I don't know how to talk about him, but I don't think he ever showed him this
yeah, I got what I was going to do
fuck him
I'll be fast. I want to show you guys the warehouses. That shit is massive. It's probably going to be like $20 million though.
I want that car right there on your left. Do you see that one? I want that one.
I gotta go for the fucking screen. Absolutely the LG.
Oh, I am. That one's nice.
Yeah, I saw that uh, then it's a little sick
I didn't give it up there fucking a game you know what I'm saying? Yeah, we got a game. You want to a game?
Yeah, and then I don't know if we have time
I
Was the warehouse is right here
What was the time?
In a half
What do you those fucking 150 go changers in it? Oh my god
I'll debunk this whole conversation I would debunk this whole conversation. I made 20 grand
Worth of snack this morning from scuba within one hour
shit motherfucker fuck oh god i'm sorry
now i'm fucking losing it now i'm losing it now i'm losing it now i'm fucking losing it
i'm gonna sleep i gotta catch the train i gotta go catch the train i gotta go catch the train
I don't know what the fuck, like, John Paul, I were being a shit up, man.
John Paul not sleep?
Nightmare Martin's fault guys, it is.
He brought it up.
It is his fault.
It does not matter what the intent was.
I don't care anymore.
It's in the past, guys.
We'll give you a shit.
The thing is, though, the thing is, though, it's still even accurate because when they
go look at graffiti for 10 hours, what do they think we're doing?
You know, it's crazier if I spent actually 5 hour scuba diving, I would have 500 items.
Thank god Tony in my back there. Oh my god, man
It's a whole storm scoop of that means exactly if I if I scoop a die for 13 hours straight on primic file, okay
You
What are we going to do shit you didn't have to do that
never do what so when I do am cranky when you do it is because it like no you
Are you shooting somebody?
Isn't you being cranky? It's the tone, motherfucker.
That guy was a fucker.
That guy got to round us down and he went away and said,
Yo, pull the fuck over, bitch.
I'll slam you, Smith.
Fuck you!
I'll meet you, buddy.
I must slime six motherfuckers after you get the cardboard, just for you today, alright?
Yeah, thanks fuck.
Oh my god!
Pirate season!
Hold on!
I'm-
Oh boy, today is going to be a day. That's a damn sure.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yeah?
This fire truck hurts real fucking bad, and maybe she can have it around at least then.
Did she have fucking taps, my boy?
Uh, meaning?
What do you mean meaning?
Buddy, if some bitch has pulled us up to the spot, we-we-we-we put this bitch at the bottom!
I-I-Bro, I've brought him down to the water!
Alright, fuck it, grab it.
Hell yeah.
the
day's gonna be a fucking day I'll tell you that right now
I just blocked the gopost on my phone
yeah well
so i'm pulling to take the fire truck and hold motherfuckers down
i'm good to fuck out of here man
they should have been spewed very far away man
we're waiting for tone man, we're waiting for tone man, we're good
where's speedy?
i got on a bike somewhere
I don't know what to expect, man.
Expect the absolute worst, but prepare for the best, my friend.
It's the opposite, yo.
The two units bounce.
The cold speed goes past.
Yo, can I go to the hospital?
Yeah.
Hey, uh, just come to the hospital speed with me, yo.
Hospital speed?
I think Zuck might be cooked, I can't lie.
We'll be that way by the night.
Thanks for waiting, boys.
I'm excited for this game, honestly.
I couldn't sleep last night at all.
Yeah, same. Actually, same.
We can tell, Shuffle.
The end of the year, there's something I need to know.
Everybody can you pass my join before I light it?
I bless that joint brother. Hope it brings you positive thoughts energy
Why you gotta bring that shit up Jesus fucking Christ, I'm pissed now
I'm the edge of crashing out. It's debunked. It's debunked
But it found the window energy the dance
That dance cuz oh
I
My crash out
Don't
I'm doing it's like 76% right now
I'm doing it's not where things
It's not where things
I'm gonna put on a social post for that just you know
Yeah. Oh, Lane, did you see the photo I got the other day?
Yeah, the ones you saw me had their fucking file.
You see the one with like the reflection off the, uh, off the ground?
Yeah, yeah, brother. The one with the, uh, the shoes, right?
Yeah, this one. Yeah, it looks fucking crazy.
Reins.
What's going on, Elena?
I don't know what the fuck you doing in there.
I don't have one
I have one I don't have one. I have one
This intake me to go back in there and redo it, you know, I'm saying yeah
Right one by the grinders. Yeah, you guys got all that right somebody has it
You gave me I have 14 blades you should have a grinder
Yeah, the grinder, but I thought that too
nope we did have a second but it's not in the palm trap anymore someone took it I
guess what it's by if I think guys is pie on the floor somewhere and they can't
find it that's right it's my guess
what what matter wedge it
listen care nope nope
okay okay
I'm investigating. Yeah, I've been investigating. Oh my god, it's...
It's not even filled with a bread, man. Is that our ship? It's not our ship.
Oh my god!
It's getting...
I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.
Oh, there ain't...
I'm gonna crash out, by the way. I'm gonna crash the fucking...
There ain't, please.
maybe wabby's they're dance it's a great thing
I
Can't let me you gotta get your tears my man you're fucked up
Why just doing it right away
Oh my god, it looks like a waterfall looks like Tetris, but I'm against that.
I hope they show.
Got my better season this year?
Joe Kitch or Wemby?
Wemby, bro, come on, man.
Wemby plays defense, brother.
Or is he overly glazed for the defense he plays?
Absolutely.
There's no other option.
What?
We're not even full.
What?
We were full earlier.
We're at 148.
We are at 160 earlier when I checked this morning.
Vespucci's at 142, Davis is at 135.
Thanks.
We need two more, no?
Yeah, we need to do two more.
Let's go do two more, I know.
No, no, it's not two more.
It's one order.
It deals by box, but...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
Should we just try?
Should we just try?
Is this thing an old database, man?
Why don't you guys stay here and I do too so we can protect the dog?
No, I'm not gonna say anything to the man. I think we just force him in together. I think we just force him in together.
Alright.
Just force him in together, guys.
Alright.
No.
Oh, I'm dead.
No, my god!
Oh, my god, I'm alive.
It'll be fine, it'll be fine.
Holy shit!
Holy crap!
How the fuck am I alive? Holy shit!
It's full of booty at the scuff. Yeah, but let's just try man. Like we're just gonna give up instantly before we even start
Can we try before we start? Man the vibes guys, please guys the vibes man
Let's just try come on brother
Let's mod later try now. Yeah, I was up
Hey, it's listen. We're coming we're coming to the pond. You got to help us with we got to do a pond one or two
Yeah, and I'm gonna give you a little the smallest yield you are what we're doing, okay?
So when we go on to those
When we do all these pawn runs
It all gets loaded onto a cargo box
Right, I'm gonna cargo box puts on a cargo ship. No, you know that spot there the docks you seen it yet
Yeah, so ours ours was full, but I think they lost a few boxes
So we're two away. The Spongebob is eight away.
We're gonna do the two pond runs so we can get to the 150.
And then we're gonna get on that fucking boat and follow it and either defend it or just steal some of our own shit.
Because it's not our fucking responsibility after that point.
We don't know yet, we just want to fucking see.
Alright, and you're coming with us.
You work the hardest, so you come with us.
us. We don't know, we don't know. We're probably just doing international and interstate, just
for the love of the game, best to be sure.
Tell them to do the international, I think full set of the best one, right? Make sure
it's prepared.
Zyp, I don't know what you said, I couldn't hear you, but listen, if you're at the pond,
go look at the international and see what we can do and what we can fulfill the easiest.
three years
Okay, we've been interstate ready to go to interstate
Okay, and we're one medallion away from a fucking international
We should have a medallion which one anti-coin like we should have a million of those no
No, not anti-coin the simple medallion
fuck what even get those ordnate vases is that I've never seen one at a house
it's a shit show in here oh my god
right what what what what oh 68
should I'm casual as fuck with the rappers if any chance whatsoever with Kawaii? I mean the post-season
brother. Scottie Barnes is looking like a fucking young LeBron. This post-season. I'm just gonna say
I don't give a fuck. Y'all call me the lose, y'all call me crazy. I'm not fucking looking like a young LeBron.
And I think I did a lot for his confidence, I think he showed the world the kind of two-way player that he is.
I mean, bro, I don't know, we'll see.
This is that shit up a wall, what is happening inside?
It's against you, boys. Go look at the postseason, just go look at the numbers, brother.
Can I see?
Yeah, we need a boar pelt, which we're not getting.
What do you mean? It's easy to get.
Brother.
Okay.
Boar pelt, little legendary.
We've had heads on yesterday send out look for it for four hours you couldn't find anything there might be tough. Yeah
Yeah
Let's make a phone call
Yo, hey beyond the gunny bore peltz
Yeah, I'm going to give you some cash right there.
Just got an awful bunch of shit.
All right?
You got a bunch of shit?
I got a bunch of crew, Ex-Logians, you got a simple medallion.
Oh, I need that.
Give me a simple medallion and head with Pawn.
A$AP?
Yeah, I can do that.
All right, legend.
Thank you so much.
How's my shmoney looking?
It's looking good.
I'm going to give you some shmoney through that.
Just got an awful bunch of shit.
All right?
Relax, relax, relax.
Are you going to be around?
Get me laptop!
I got a simple medallion coming right now. We need that right?
Oh there's one interstate gun.
That's one interstate gun. We got one interstate gun.
We're gonna have to go back.
Yeah, I'm up at the quarry, but I'm in my truck now. I'm heading right there. I'll drop it out.
Hey! Hey!
Children, you're running the same.
Oh shit!
I
Binks that ass fuck your problem
What can you grab that right there on the ground like what the fuck is walking this whole shit?
it
The locals have evolved like I think we're under appreciating the control we have over locals now
Honestly, I'm just gonna say it like that is crazy that just happened
But I cannot believe I just watched these locals walk up in here and you want this shit
The boys tell me this morning
Ah for guys name starts with a ease a big thick boy forget his name
Ernesto Ernesto yeah
I
But what if they saw this I want to be that guy
Martin I want to be that guy, but what's the locals or who the ones who stole the grinder?
maybe
Maybe fights. I mean we got a bunch of shit stolen period last night, so
Yeah, yeah, but they haven't got in the back. They just have been fucking
Are you sure like are you sure are you sure?
I don't know how I got it
No, what I wouldn't down it like y'all keeping this door locked at all times because sometimes all yeah, I mean a lot
Hey, it ain't me
Okay.
Got to get it. Get a big old
then.
I
Zuck just tried anything doing anything you can't even do a local job. They're not taking any orders right now
I am going back.
So it was at 168 this morning.
Just send it.
Just send it then.
Just send it.
Yeah, yeah.
X, go back to spot.
I am going back.
Why?
Why?
Because they're not taking any orders right now.
We're near.
Let's go.
When I'm taking any orders, it's failed.
Yeah, it's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
It's full.
well it's full so like you can't you can't do another contract basically
now imagine a five way call with everybody on speaker oh x go to the
spot
hi hi
I
Need to get stuff
Great, I'll see you guys there
Alright
I'm crazy fucking delicious fucking steak. No, no, no stop
Ooh, some stanky car.
Alright, in my car, blue car.
He's gettin' my fuckin' car, man.
Is that one steak you cooked, a peccanya or whatever?
I don't know what it's for.
Sorry, John. Sorry, John.
That's here for a second.
guys I'm so lucky to my dad 70 days now like I'm not bringing that shit
I'm not gonna do it dude you're just going to the spot it's not locked in
it's just TVs and shit it's just TVs and shit
of
c-mailed check
yep, yeah, I know the casualties in the way. There's a little check right there, a little check.
I was on I fucking I mean yeah, we shot
Yeah
What the fuck I'm mad with you my man
It's a whole it's a whole ordeal. It's a whole ordeal ordeal like y'all gotta sit together
They pissed on me they both pissed on me. They fucking pissed on me. He's done you. Yes
All right, I guess that's the same level kill him on the fuck with it pissed on me
I don't think I'd rather get pissed on the spad on now. I'll take that right now
Five's already all time low and it's about to get worse, if you like, but I hope you're
wrong.
I want a lot of pickets.
Put that into existence for a bite, uh, give it to me, the rinse.
you
So come on what about you pretty get activated
I don't know what I don't know what to do, let me take a look, let me take a look, let
Let me take a look at it.
It's kind of a different thing.
I just don't understand why I was at 1.68 this morning.
Everything is so fucking close as well.
I mean, since Hay-Wek-Paw and I were in 15 minutes,
what does that mean?
Do we just wait that and then do the shit?
I mean, it's an estimate based off of how much we've delivered
and how much time.
Ah, yeah, estimated time.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wanna have to...
I don't know.
Fuck, I don't know.
Fuck!
I don't know.
We just breach it?
Uh, it feels like a complete waste.
I mean, the boats don't even feel this fuck.
Oh my god, no, don't do it yet, don't do it yet.
Now wait, how am I gonna fuck this up?
Okay.
Hey.
Uh, Tony's dead.
Can you guys get out?
Okay, time to get out.
I'm going to get on this. This is going to be a really bad day, Zuck. I'm going to have to join your career out of the day.
What are you saying?
Alright, so this morning when I came back, there was another option that was on the laptop, and I...
Originally when I came the door, I couldn't even lock pick it like I couldn't get in, right?
And then when I came back, I want to say it may have been at night
He was able to get in and then there was the there was the lockpick
What did you say? What did you see in the computer, Tom?
and there was like a
third option of I wrote it down sir keys. Who's gonna be called on that? I don't
So this morning when I went in, right, originally I couldn't get in. I went back after storm
and then was able to lack picking. I see log update, 168 out of 150, 8 crates loading and
7 hours, you know, ETA for departure. And then there was a GPS manifest and then right
below banks. Yeah, and then cargo lack control. It was another one that you needed a breach
chip for but now when we go to you know look at the lock pick that's not even
fucking there wait so there was there's another reach there's another yeah there
was another chip right yes yes mm-hmm and that was on it was called cargo lock
control so there was GPS manifest and then there was cargo lock control that
you would need both of them needs a champ and that was at night so I'm pretty sure
but just doesn't make any sense to me because it was at 168 this morning but now it's it's
different well John Paul's meeting with us I'm going there and I also have a chair right
I
Yes, should we go down there though? I said it's probably might be a problem meeting since we're here
All right
She's got a good topsy-turvy you fuck
Yeah
Well the virus is about to be all fucked up, Chad. Oh my god.
Did you guys try like the... if it's 148, did you guys try like just two packages, if that makes sense? Or did you like, you know, how many packages you...
Oh, we've done shit, yeah.
We can't even do a contrast round.
Oh
Fart the strip clubs opening tonight's
30,000 dollars
You guys see that picture when I was drunk
Yeah, let me see it was mad. He is within this in the chain
Look at that they gave me
me a man they gave me drinks I was fucked up nice the camera look fucked up though
like the camera look like they're holding like oh god damn that's some
trippy shit like I'm fucked up and I'm fucked up looking at you being fucked
up because it looks fucked up I think I was too fucked up to focus the focus
the camera you feel me yeah you look cute in the photo though yeah yeah thank you
Furnace girl stoned at the club the other night. She was fated as hell.
There's this one picture you took yesterday that looks so fucking good. I'm not kidding.
Which one?
Let me scroll up. Oh, it's the shoes one. It's the shoes one. Oh my god, it's such a good picture.
Are y'all talking about a VU?
Nah, we were at the casino yesterday.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that photo is crazy. Oh, yeah, that's crazy
Yeah, there's a crazy photo I see it. I just see it is like
He's like just be happy you're here my friend
Pain I'm ready
I'll keep it down. Yeah, it's fuck. It's fuck. Yeah, he said it. We're doing it. He's gonna send me the location
We're gonna meet with all the Poland shop owners at the same place
Okay for what?
He said that the system is cyber attack. I think it's new excellent. Yo
Okay, okay, what are we doing at this meeting? What are we doing at this meeting? I?
Know what? Yeah, I think we're gonna fix it with the other guys
I
Okay, I need to get changed and I'm not wearing this
Percent alright, let's go get changed
This is all just died
I'm thinking
Oh, there's about to be some serious tension. You guys understand that right? Oh
Yeah, I
What happened I
Asked to get a blast that impressed me for no reason
I got no reason I mean
This is probably not no reason I mean we literally black we literally blasted us yesterday
No, he blasted us first. He blasted us first. We have one thing straight here.
Okay, yeah, he blasted us and we blasted him back.
Bro, they shot at us.
Well, he took me out last night, yesterday morning.
Oh, at the farm!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was one of the ones working G6. He was shooting at us.
Oh, no.
And then Larry and I think bubbles shot him and fucked him up and he's probably pissed and yeah
I'm not gonna close the story of the casino pretty quiet usually
Cuz let's go to this mean I just see what it is. I'm just telling you right now
So fucking it could be some serious tension and I'm not gonna hesitate to shoot him all the fucker, so
God
Yeah, exactly
How are you?
I'm here if you need me
Are we coming?
I can't believe it
We'll stay out of here boys.
If you can't find your size, we'll order it.
Why like this?
Yeah, just go against him man, like we are, man.
We're straight against him.
You're damn right.
What, what is this color actually?
Ooh, there's new clothes.
Yeah, but which one though?
Well no, I just see nail.
I'm sure where the things ends.
Yeah, eight ball, eight ball, eight ball coming out.
I'll tell y'all that right now, eight ball coming out.
A-Ball coming out.
You should try it on.
Oh, A-Ball?
Damn, you pulling it out?
Yeah, A-Ball coming out right now.
Perfect fit.
Those are selling fast.
But you know those big ass 8 wheelers how much enjoy your purchase you put on the muffler
I don't know make sure you come back
But we were the Crocs though Chad the cowboy boots. I really like the cowboy boots
I mean it's fucking eight balls the Crocs got to come out
I'm going to the pond, brother.
Alright, let me see that.
Wait for the meeting.
Who got?
Damn, you got ringed this shit bro, you're rich.
Who got?
How much money on this?
We out here boy.
A-ball.
A-ball in this bitch.
I ain't fucking around today and I'll hit the same on my short hair though. I'm gonna be honest
If you guys that
Yeah, you know I put them in this place a little bit silly
We look he uh drop him off or could be just kind of
I mean, but I love the idea just like that, you know
I think he's got a balancing because like I want some doing these 20-hour benders fucking work in pond
But I mean the guy is putting in the work at the same time, you know
Yeah, plus I feel like all the information we might hear we're gonna have to relay to them anyway, so he could just do it
I
Was out you're on our time you're not on your time all right
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I thought that motherfucker right there to the left was when he off
Yeah, but I need you to lock it for a second. I'm serious shit. You're a funny guy
You get pissed on to get shit on but some serious shit boy
this is also this is also
this is what i go to a meeting with the plot shop owners and you're not an
owner but the information that we're going to be late is going to have to be
related anyway so it's
you're still going to come here for us
it's not going to make something very clear shikou south and you are and
follow us are down you better get me out of there
we've got problems
what do you mean i'm getting everyone out of there
and also
and also prioritize tonic
I see a surprise.
Tony, you actually gonna be the mayor?
Like, are you actually...
Am I actually gonna spare my vote on you?
I have the precincts.
I have...
I literally have plans if I become the mayor.
Okay, I'll give you...
It's gonna be fucking great.
They didn't get my vote.
Alright, I'm gonna give you my vote.
But please don't fuck around.
I'll start these troll ass mayors.
Like, we need real people running the city.
I'm gonna be a great mayor, honestly.
Alright, I believe you.
Also, Zuck...
...put on great events in Sandy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zuck, don't consider your fucking 30 hour poem marathon
to be like your fucking prize for this.
I think that shit is fucking stupid.
But you did do good work
Leave me start rapping that's me telling you to get the guitar
Hey bonnes, bitch, I'm storing a ball a ticket eight balls motherfucker. I'm bang
Hey boss, you need to do a raise here.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
You say Larry?
What?
Why can't work today?
My life has no meaning.
We're gonna find...
We're trying to figure that out.
We're trying to figure that out.
I can't compute in there as a shit.
You can't...
I've been shot at.
The punisher came to punish my little shit.
You mean to tell me I can't fucking work?
You don't work too well, boy.
I'm going to the penthouse.
I'm taking my butt back.
That's the bed.
I'm not doing this shit.
I'll wait for one thing to go one thing only. That's the work
You need will be restored. I gotta debate
This meeting my sister's way fucking really come on this meeting. Yo guys got it
I did not have mail. I have mail is desert. Do not open that envelope. Do not open it. Do not open it
I didn't know you were a diva
Hey, you know, we should do that mail think about this
I was gonna want this first for a minute, right if we were fine ourselves like selling guns or like
Cocaine or some shit. We should just fucking send it via mail to people's apartments
Yeah, I'll be a fucking apartment go down and go postal
Send me he's got no idea what the fuck you deliver it
with the mill anyway, right?
No, but there's a difference between that little bit of big ass package, right?
Right.
I'm just saying, it could be small.
I'm not joking, I just bought the S2.
I blocked them.
Yeah.
Are you good, you good?
Well, I did find out this morning, by the way.
There's certain nine jobs at the truckers tank where they transport very high-class vehicles.
I guess there was a transport this morning for, um,
I don't know, it was like a vehicle with like fucking guns in it, or like rockets or whatever the fuck,
or there was like two tax escort in it.
Yeah, I put in the bootchains.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Oh, you put in the brickboard house, uh, the brickboard?
I jacked your tank, my boy. Damn.
Zack, put in the big bootchains.
Yeah shit oh yeah so there's these certain like vehicles that they and they get
gyms for and the cops usually escort them
We're gonna steal the HAC-class vehicles.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What's the night?
I want that 2C, bro.
What the fuck?
I know that's the one I was gonna try to gains.
How long did this mean?
Do we know?
You got an ETA?
No, ETA.
So what did he say to you exactly?
He said, he said,
Yo, brother, we need to meet now.
I'm gonna go to the locks.
He said, he said,
Yo, we got a big fucking problem, big man.
Well, the system is being hacked, man.
Um, uh, I was in your location or meet with all the pawn shop owners and discuss this problem
And now we move further or something like that. I don't remember. We say some British bullshit. What's the code word?
Fish and chips like that. So if fish and chips goes out ain't gonna go local. You understand me?
Yeah
Wait, if I hear that that's like sleeper agent like everybody out obviously not in one
I
Said it
You're gonna eat some fish and chips
Okay, but maybe that's not craft ascending to the way where they expect to get shot at you know what I mean
Let's just be like a
I got a fish and chips lunch date tonight and then boom
We start slamming motherfuckers out
Or or even ask and why if you like fish and chips he's British. You know, I mean like the bass
dance yeah yeah yeah you might want to have a fuck walk you call this guy
maybe get like a little ETA so I'm not just standing here waiting all day maybe
it's that fucked up I'm hungry man we need dineros all right
but if you're gonna gather this fucking Italian crew I used to know my
I've been thinking five off.
I asked for EPA, yo.
Now, who is this fucking guy?
This fucking Tyler McDaniels guy, this response to every guy
that's on social 24-7 respond to him.
He's the guy that sits at the hospital on the bench.
Everybody.
The guy who just talked to you.
He's got no legs.
And we have a theory like he just...
back door, go go go
back door
open up the back doors
this running game is thank you
oh this is gonna go grains
close the door, let me close the door
You left yourself out there.
I mean, I mean, what up Jackie?
He's like, he's like, I'm T-Water, brother.
I put my whole life on it and this bitch used to go to the garbage.
Yeah, I'm with a little coyote.
Hey, you guys OK?
I'll tell you what.
Yeah, we're going, we're going, we're going.
We're going to my bank.
Wait, battles?
Oh, shit.
I wanted a steal and a bunch of that kind of stuff.
Oh yeah, oh, oh, I didn't come out.
Hey listen, I'm in a meeting, like the next 30 minutes, I can't lie, so I can call you back later, or you can call Larry.
And this looks like you chill as fuck in the bank, they're nice, chicken they're nice.
It's a very nice success.
Are we there yet?
Who have been driving for like two blocks I think?
Yeah, come on, have some patience, brother.
Really get out this bitch, ain't she spending that money?
Why?
Yo, low-key, this could be great for cover.
If you slam those motherfuckers out, half in the back, all of us dip ASAP.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, honestly, yeah. I like that, actually.
Start blasting the motherfuckers from the bank.
Oh, dude, I'm not moving too far away.
Say, what? Where's what?
That's the spot we hang at. That's the spot we hang at.
We were first met up.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty nice
That's what we were just saying
I can't afford to have to take my spot, man!
Dumb fuck!
Hey, stop it.
Oh!
Roll out!
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my f**k you, God.
You should've better get heavy. You should've better get heavy.
You need me. I'll show you the better path. Thanks for that.
Alright.
The
the
the
the
what is the
the
the
Fuckin' stuffy down here.
I
Just like
Let's not break the answer first
I don't care if you mind go any bad blood with one another brother
I'll give a shit right now how you're in a politics bro because this shit affects everybody in this fucking room right now
All right, I just got a cool for my boss
Okay, the ones that run the whole thing up the one that runs every shop in here
apparently there's been some massive fucking attack I'm talking your whole
computer in your little storage room you can't do no runs brother they fucking
attacked everything the whole network is fried up brother so obviously I know
you might have probably oh shit like what we do now brother well here's what
we need to do now we've got to solve the issue we've got to solve the problem so
I'm gonna keep it real screens are locked up systems are fucking damaged all
all because of some uh, fuck, let me get a little sick, I'ma keep it real but I'm moving fucking, hey, this shit ain't good bro, this shit ain't good for business man, this shit is not good for business
I love that everyone has their own styles, champ
so, I called the bosses, they gave me a call today, they're like yo, check on the shop, something happened
Aubrey, I called you first, right?
mm, mm, that's right
what happened? tell everybody
shit dog you know I'm saying you attempt to go back in the room and start
checking shit I'm a business though you're being real like vague and shit
ladder cuz I know what the fuck to be checking and then you were talking about
some meat on the wall hanging down my praying to the meat but then off of that
but I get to the point get get to the fucking point bro don't worry about my
I
Was so like I try to do a run and shit. I couldn't do it dog
Luciano
Let's speak up mother speak up speak up speak up
Same thing for us international orders. They ain't taking no more shipments. No more cargo
All right now listen, I don't know if you man saw it your ex and all your man and you know
I don't know if you might have seen the thing
But let me let me tell you what's actually happened here. We don't know who's behind this brother
Maybe that's on our jackal the fucking the shit, bro
Maybe they're trying to fucking you know do some little dumb shit brother cuz I'll keep it real these pawn shops
You should be owned by some another group. I got wiped out by the guys I worked for now
We're probably thinking some little you know a little revenge thing
All right for the next couple of days. I think that shit about to be offline unless you man solve your own problem
Okay, so what I'm about to do when I call the bosses very soon gets some more details each and one of you for the next two days
But to have your own little thing to find out who's hacking your shit because what we do know
right is
There's four man doing individual things right now. Okay. There's this group
I can't mention it right now, but it's four man individually hacking into your team
X you got one guy Nino you got one guy fool. Had you got one guy?
I'm usually got one guy. So right now the main focus is to grab these man
Find out how the fuck they're doing this shit and whack him. It's that simple because right now
This affects everybody even the whole entire fucking cream empire right now. Okay, the whole shit is locked off my boy
Oh shit is locked off
Now listen, I ain't trying to
but nobody here is a part of this right you know you might try to seek revenge or you
might try to get some competitive advantage and that you might not do in like you know
not in little you know you might not do in you know any you ask each other over is that
what you're asking that's exactly what I'm asking brother because right now whatever
it is you better fucking suck your fucking me over your fucking a bus over my bosses
Hey, I see you pointing at someone. What's going on here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yeah, I saw him do it too.
Oh, really, really, yeah, that's what we're doing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You remember this jealous cause you got no customers in that shitty ass sportship you running in?
Hey, fuck you, man!
Fuck you, man!
I love to my little ass!
The no damn customers, bitch!
Hey, Buster, if you have customers, you wouldn't be fucking running G6, pussy!
Oh
We tax in the fools cut you know, it's crazy though, you know, it's crazy though, you know, it's crazy though
You'll shine that is fun for and no like
Because of that ass, your shit empty cuz you didn't even got no more fucking locals out there running that ass no locals
No more fucking cars parked outside your shit is every is fine
Crickets
But I'm just a fucking mouth. Oh, this is like I said, I don't care about you
What you got going on bro as long as it's not you man a part of this cool
We're all part of this right now. Whether you like it or not
Fuck we're being hacked and we got to solve the fucking issue if you might want to make your money
Do you might want to do the runs if you might want to do you know all the little things on the fucking docks, bro
You got to make sure we solve this fucking issue right now. I'm out to meet you guys
I'm gonna go to the battle, you know couple hours from how try get some more deets from the bosses and you might need to figure this
All out bro because right now we're fucked. We're fucking fucked
like I'm talking these man probably I mean actually eggs you mentioned some
group you kept saying but some new eeps the signs a lot of a lot of one with that
my boy yeah I think it's new epsilon as well what what's forehead if you don't
feel it really is that true yeah
I
The leaders of the left salon
My brother up out of that shit man ain't that crazy
No, I think we're getting off the fucking page
Like in that in that building
I've been there a couple times
Listen listen, I don't want to fuck you man. I talk about new epsilon sex thing
But I don't want to fuck going on all I know bro. It's we've been attacked, bro
We're probably we're assuming it's the it's the guys that used to run the pawn shop back in the day before my boss
It's took over some little revenge tactic thing. You know I'm saying so obviously right now
We've got to figure that shit out. All right, each one of you have your own little thing
You need to do I'm gonna give you more deep variation bomb
Let's let you now know before you man go mental brother because you might have probably thinking oh, yeah
I can't do it run can't do a motherfucker kill somebody don't worry, but obviously right now shit is not looking good
But together brother. I mean hopefully we solve this issue because I'm gonna keep it real right now with fuck
bro, so
You might have any questions or what?
I feel real fucking fishy right now. Well, I want to ask why did it?
Yo, yo, yo, you got the yo, yo, you got some accusing motherfuckers dog
You motherfuckers stupid shit over there. All right, I'm thinking shit out
It's getting real fishing here
They're
Real fucking fishing real fucking fishing
I mean
Hey
You touch the leads you got them though. You got all the leads over there
If I speak about the name I they're gonna help me down yo really
Yeah
They've been looking over my shoulder yo
So conspiracy shit. It's like there. It's like that. I
look at socials
all I see is an MTS pond oh shit what the fuck is that the fuck is that
I
Begin attack by the
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. That's
Hey, bro, I think it's me. It's you guys as well man. And I said you
Don't take drugs do you
No, do you you look like you do cut occasionally
With a fucking you
We're in a valentino nice to be a surprise
Joe you're late. You're late, man. You're like an hour late. Yo, who the fuck is that guy?
I
Why are you late yo
It must not be important cuz they're bad man random random looking embarrassing. I listen. I just got I just got a call from the boss
We've got to find two men there are two men behind this all there are two man part of a group
I was right. There are there are two man a part of the old grill used to run the pawn shops
I these man are jealous. I guess about how you might not do it right now. You might do it pretty good
I'm gonna keep it real man. You might not doing you might not doing good right now all of you
Even you for that all of you are doing
Good I'm doing one day the beta both these other guys doing any good, you know I'm saying
It's not compare here forehead
What happened to Spoochie last night?
Yeah, booby ass is about to hit.
Yeah, booby ass.
Let's not talk about Spoochy and what happened last night.
Huh?
She can get real fishy.
Damn!
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Why are we looking at you from that angle?
Let's talk about it.
Last night, last night we found a couple of roaches in our backyard and we saw real
fishy in there.
And there's more roaches in there.
What?
Squash them again.
really want to come to my pawn shop with a gun in hand accusing me of fucking
bullshit oh problem we handled it yeah
listen what's it to you no no no no no hold on hold on when you might have done
gossiping but you let me know you want to figure this out you let me know what
are you Luciano you let me know when you're ready my boy I'll just stand here
you let me know right since you're the boss apparently you let me know where
When you're ready, I must keep
You let me know ready already. Let me get two's on that split cousin. Come on. You know you want it
You know and say like a loud thing in there anyway, listen, obviously
I'm gonna keep it real
Yeah, four four shots brothers two man up into capture brother snatch and grab on talking proper snatch and grab
I'm talking I'm talking in the black van black bag killed this motherfucker
Find out how the fuck he's doing that otherwise you ain't doing no runs. I'm doing no runs. We're making no money
All right, that's the fucking objective. I don't care who the fuck you work with
I don't care if you want to do it together or you do it, you know in your own little group, but I don't give a fuck
All I know is we've got to find these two man in the next couple of days
And I'm gonna find out any leads I can I'll give you all the fucking beats. It's not simple
All right, cuz right now like I keep saying shit is not going good right now
Okay, we were so close to a couple things the boss were liking it and now this fucking happened
So I'll give you more beats very soon. All right. Are there any questions for me before we fucking say fuck this shit or what?
Yeah, I got a question
Clowning
Run run I blood for blood yo we even now
You tell me
The police
Crazy you chose Nino's Nino's over the fucking big dog pawn shop. I thought it was talking fire
No, the reading
My best listen to daddy bitch hey
So some fucking respect
We all got to solve this together right wanna be on each other's fucking throat
fantastic we're all gonna be out of business carry on you know what the fuck
you say about the ships you want us monitoring these ships like uh or we
gotta wait for your information right now brother we can't do nothing about
the ships brother we until we solve this issue that that's that's the issue
right that's the biggest thing right now right now we can't do shit unless you
find these little two man and find out how the fuck they're hacking the whole
entire network obviously let me let me be more mean be be be a bit more obvious
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying, all right
We're gonna find these two man and figure out how the fuck they're hacking the entire thing
But how we do that that is up to you. I'm not your hey, I'm not doing it
You might not doing it. All right, I'm gonna try get more deeds as much as I can
But I'm gonna keep it real about it like you might want to keep what you know doing this thing keep making money
You're gonna have to do this bro. Yo, my good money
Yo, this is a dry fuck yo
I was gonna ask I was gonna ask you know what they look like you know what they drive or cars like where they live nothing
Like I said, but I mean the boss is off of this but I'm gonna get a whole deets right now
You know pictures and that little things like that brother. I'm gonna give you my like all the cool
Probably next hour or two. Give you more decent and that's how we do it brother. That's how we do it
Like I said, apparently it's too man. We got a capture right now. So I'll give you all a cool
probably tonight you know in your own little pawn shops tonight hey any more
questions or what? Yeah one pawn shop I might not make it to the next meeting
that's right picking for yourself mm-hmm picking for yours no but don't
match it cuz of that dance we don't fuck around my buddy
that competition I'm in the 80s listen let me make something clear but I don't
care if you don't want to kill each other outside this place but I want right
now the focus should be these man once we got a hack over and done with brother
you might go I don't give a fuck if you don't want to kill each other bro right
now though we're gonna figure the situation out brother that's the main
thing right now that's the main thing right now so maybe little little beef
and that brother you might have your beef but don't have it in front of me
because we got to do some business right now money have to make you know
I
Cool, there's no more normal question brother fucking miles and this thing right now, you know I'm saying
How late are we talking tonight cuz I'm trying to get my dick suck
Listen if you want some of this
What are you talking to me or what? Because I'm confused as well
All right, what are you what are you gonna see info on the guys?
Send us send us it when you you know when you're ready
I'm a quarter bosses right now. I'll give you guys a cool. I'll call you X. I'll call you
You know, I'll call you Lucian. I'll call you full head. I give you about an hour to right sounds good
fucking nerds back in the pawn shop on a little waste man little cool oh god careful
on the smoke and when deadass you look like you like smoke like 12 packs a day
brother you stress us fine I'm still gonna tease on that joint
blunder wall before you can choose come through my break I love that everyone
has their own dramas with each other
you get a star dot
Jesus fuck, Zuck
Zuck, we literally told you just stand there and look fucking pretty and nod and you go and fucking tackle somebody
I'll explain in the truck
truck I'm playing with the punch up
ah dog this fucking suck guys get on my fucking arms
fucking doors man
we can't shit in the stuff that they took the doors business conducted yo
let's go to the punch up let's talk about this problem right
You should have been right here, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I swear to God, let me see him on the way here, motherfucker.
Let me see him, hold on.
Let me see him, hold on, hold on.
Let me see him, motherfucker.
Hey, back up into him, we're going blasted.
Hey, that's what?
That's gangstain.
And they've been thinking.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is that it?
That we good?
We're good or gangstain?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going in the bank, that's.
Yeah, we need people and a friend to be crouched and then we need to be in a bank.
People in the front, they'll ever stand up, you will get hands.
We should pass by a dry dock and some blasts these motherfuckers.
Yeah, pass by, pass by.
Go by a dry dock right now.
Oh shit, I don't have to sleep by hotsock.
Is that them that are going the way over there?
Yeah, where we just came from, down this way, down this way, just drive fast.
Not yet, not yet, but there's one!
No, God, motherfuckers.
They're gone, man, they're pussy!
Damn, there's a bench.
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
One meter, right here.
Oh, shit, the other way, I think he closes up, no?
Yeah, they're gone. Pussy's.
Are we going, punch up?
That's not going, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
That's the one there. Look at that. Look at that.
Well, we can't see shit. We have shit but we can't see it now.
That's the wrong guys. That's the wrong guys.
That's the wrong guys. Oh my god.
I can't see them in front. You fucking bitch!
I hope you look at that. I was just clapping all the balls out of it.
Nah, all the ones we got beef with, we're not trying to start unnecessary beef, are we?
and then range
and for Spoochy motherfucker yeah yeah yeah
I think he's not working everyday
I think he's not working everyday
I think he's not working everyday
I think there's a message right there
What's the message on the bridge
I
Know the groups that are forming they're all just so they'll everyone has their own style their own personality
Holy shit
Oh, fucking leg!
Thanks to God, man.
Goddamn fucking leg is busted now, goddammit.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, what the- oh, shit.
We good, we good.
Drag it away, Casio.
I
Love us to our crew style or just a fucking bunch of
We are
I'm gonna lie this you're kind of bad ass little food air and I'm the fucker and
This is great for a shootout. I'm gonna keep that a fucking buck 50 now. My leg is busted great
I
Good
So are you guys crazy? I gotta go to doctor that shoot this shit. I'm getting the fucking disease
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the doctor told me I could have prevented my sickness is from just not putting on splints
Listen, I okay. I have an explanation
Last meeting I
Thought I heard fish and chips. I thought so I thought I know I got rowdy my bad
The
Not spearhead look at fuck it. What what what do y'all ran? I snapped I snapped I snapped my bad my bad
You just straight hackled that motherfucker like it was football or something. That was not a good thing
That was not a good thing. It was not a good thing. You understand that? That was a bad thing. Yeah. Yeah, I understand I understand
All right, boys are out there. We got to find them now. It sounds to me like first to find a what?
100% deadass, I mean the way he was putting through these motherfuckers, I mean, look I'm
gonna be honest, we're the best fucking pirate ship there is, that you know the stats speak
for themselves, right?
Yeah, I mean, if we do this, it gives us not only, you know, we got leverage right now,
but it gives us even more leverage, but we're you know, we're the best capable motherfuckers
for it, and we found the motherfuckers on the dunes.
probably to the bridge, look for the side
okay, do we want to go with these guys right now or do we want to wait for M1's information first?
guys, information for sure
we don't know what we're looking for
apparently the radio got hacked again
and we just missed it
we just missed it
how do you know that?
I do have a radio by the way
I'm working with somebody
who are you working with?
I'm working with an old friend of mine yo. Alright, no problem
I'm gonna have my check his cell there's radio to your forum for some time ain't
Okay, so we waiting for information long to get info we gotta get active and actually find this guy's I'll take a moment
Yeah, I think we wait
You know go do your own shit just be this be ready beyond standby right like when this guy calls
We got to get ready to fucking move. Everyone's got everything we fucking need to
So at same time keep eye on anyway for sauce
Right now when we're looking for these guys run to the other pawn shop was what are we doing?
Take them out. No, that's what I'm trying to understand. It's not smoke. Oh, wow
I mean it sounded like when it came to business and one was none of that that happened
Yeah, but during the business, I mean you don't want to hear that shit. So I don't know I think I think it would be good to get
clarification on it's whether when it comes to finding these motherfuckers if he was more bloodspout you know I'm saying or if he doesn't
give a fuck.
on what do you think I think we keep it low today we get a job on a low key you
know I'm sorry morning I don't even know the question are we stopping the
posh up on his ammo the fuck I pay attention goddamn it right now no but
what we have a portion that we're looking for this these guys and we run
into them out there let's say we get the information and we're like oh my god
it's the power plant and we show up at the power plant and we see the motherfuckers
there what are we doing we slam give him the slam time fucking I'm time then all
right I can't let's do it I got to go to the hospital my fucking leg yeah I
range.
That right.
I move.
Hmm.
I kind of like a radio radio like this right now.
Hmm.
Shit!
I
Stop pieces thing actually
Does a sick meeting
and
yeah and you have a black SUV behind you I think
just pulled out and looked behind you I don't know if it followed you
but as soon as you got in the car and drove away it was on your ass
well that's creepy as fuck
I think I'm good right now.
So do you right now right now?
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
All right.
Got you broke, buddy.
See, he just broke.
He said, got you broke, boy.
What the fuck?
He just called me.
I mean, he's not wrong though, it does kinda make sense.
Cool, DOC starting up. I love how things haven't even really started on the server yet, man. It's fucking awesome.
What the fuck is going on?
I
Was so they're getting some berries right no weapon now no hunting no nothing
I get it my phone says blown up the Rangers calling me
He keeps just saying that I was over and over and then
kill me he's like no I get in I would
didn't try to kill you and he goes stop
hunting in my forest I wasn't even
hunting in a stupid fucking forest
did you also you can do it
you're holding goddamn berries no I saw
the berries somehow I don't know I think
I got attacked by it you have to acquire
it's a little nice today I'm gonna cry
about everything is what it is okay
what are you doing right now we have a
a lot of gold to move, and birds, we can probably sell.
If you want to learn now about the hospital,
can you pick me up?
Soonish.
No, because I don't know where my fucking car is.
It's probably in the forest somewhere.
All right, I'll put you up.
I'm out of storage.
All right, wait, so did you say the birds aren't ready?
No, I can't.
Uh, let me see.
I feel like if we give him a couple hours, he'll go right.
Couple hours?
Okay.
I'm gonna come pick you up and grab your truck.
Alright.
Alright, bye.
Guys, we still have the fucking hunting trip of Mr. C today.
I gotta make sure these guys are fucking locked in.
Hold on.
Hello?
Hey.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
A group call.
Oh.
Where's Goldie?
Where's Roach?
Oh.
Y'all ready for today or what?
Goldie's fucking half asleep.
Uh, and Roach hasn't woken up yet.
And G's around.
Okay.
Y'all been studying how to harm his organs?
I have, yes.
Oh, fantastic.
Harry?
What?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
open that's a carry what I saw some books from the hospital and right up on it
Harry Goldie no body and I was just like gonna carve out we'll look important
I think that's good enough in it okay well we're going on a fucking hunting
trip of mr. C today he wants to see how you all do harvest and animal organs so
fucking study of what you got to do the fucking impressive motherfucker you
You understand me?
I'm very experienced hunter man, so I'll definitely be impressive.
Hey quit sounding excited about this shit, it's fucking weird.
I'll see you guys in a few hours.
Hello?
of
What the fuck did I just see? What the fuck did he just say on this group chat?
I have eight phone calls to get back to you, so like, every, you know, I'm pausing it.
I'm going to get out of here.
No, let's not get slammed out right here.
I have to run through the building you understand that right I can't teleport come on come on
Let's go, Jesus fuck.
I got pretty much all the gold.
Oh, you grabbed all the gold?
Okay.
We're gonna fill a truck with it.
Yeah.
You didn't know it was that light.
All right, hell yeah.
Perfect.
I've been working out, I'm pretty strong now.
It is going to be, I think, a massive issue
trying to get any birds in that forest.
But in like, I wasn't even doing anything
and they just, I think they literally stepped to my parked car, read the plate, found out
it was me and then called me and said I was hunting.
Yeah, I don't know that, I don't know.
I didn't even see them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think the Rangers have to let people kind of hunt, not just to see you up there for
hunting, you know?
What's going to get in that vibe last time a little bit too?
Oh boy, that's going to be a problem.
Yeah, well, the thing is, do we know how much of a difference in payment that guy would
I don't know how to explain it, but the exotic sounds those birds make in that fucking park
I've never heard before in my life.
I mean I, yeah, actually I agree.
I shot one down and it sounded like a human falling from the sky, I thought I accidentally
shot a man.
Okay, hold on.
That's fucking weird.
Yeah.
Where are we going?
You're in your truck, right?
Okay.
Harry sent me a picture of a bird last night. It was like a silver hawk.
Holy shit, really?
Yeah.
We's not ready. Did I say two o'clock yet? I said two, no.
I think everything with this group is going to be fine.
Like how bad was it yesterday?
Uh, talking about the drama of Spoochie?
Yeah.
Oh, it's bad.
Yeah, they're talking.
More like, internally.
Oh, I think it'll be alright.
Like, is everybody good after that?
I mean, they're all mentally unstable, but I think they'll be all right.
I think they reciprocated the energy well, hopefully, anyways.
But they are unstable.
Careful, they're probably like hiding in bushes watching.
Oh, is that an air one above us?
I think so.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Wow, fantastic.
Where's your truck?
Just straight ahead and then till the right here.
Alright, get in and just follow me to the go.
Uh, the quarry.
Alright.
I'm not in the quarry, I have the quarry.
Hold on, I'm gonna stand.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna snap.
Hey, the amount of shit I got on there and I was crazy.
What the fuck are they doing?
I told you, they're like, it's, like, heartache.
Alright, just head over there.
Look at this shit, look at this shit.
Oh, just head over there, I'll see you there, I'm gonna, I'm gonna crash out.
Hey, who's there?
Hey, what's going on?
How you doing, sir?
I got a question.
So anybody that drives through here, chills here, goes for a nice hike in the park.
I was going to assume they're hunting.
That's the energy y'all bringing up here?
No, sir.
What do you mean?
Oh, that's what happens every fucking time I come up here.
Well, I mean, so this is a protected area.
Is this not a public park?
Is this a public park or is this private?
It is public access.
Why can't I come here to clear my head and chill out and I'll be fucking harassed every time I come up here?
Did you come out up here and hang out? There's no issue with that.
Listen, if you're an officer, sir, because every fucking time I come up here, I get harassed and instantly profiled and assume what the fuck I'm doing.
But I'm just fucking relaxing.
Is it a ranger or is it a ranger?
Do you know who it is?
I don't ask names, sir. Especially when the motherfuckers bitching me. I actually tune them out of the northern to the best of my ability.
I listen I don't I I can't blame you for that
Yeah, a little Caroline there
As lying is probably one of the biggest hunters right now birds
Shhh!
Like we're still gonna get caught when we're just in bed all the other guys later when we go hunting up here
It's gonna be fucking hilarious
Man, there goes another one
There goes another one holy shit
What the fuck is going on up there?
I still can't believe NPV is fucking released. It's crazy.
I mean, NPV cards have been released. Brother, I don't keep track of that shit, man.
I think we're getting ready to stop our building cards and just start making a bunch more again.
But as you guys can see, a bunch of people are getting access without having a card because it's just impossible to just keep up with that.
and
I
Got what don't watch this is live history ever attention are being had this there was a fantastic phenomenal stream. Yeah
Hey
The gold bars are never
213
Fuck
Well, I think we just sell now might as well
Yeah, I think fuck it. Let's just sell. I mean it's always gonna fluctuate
I don't think we should ever aim and for for for best prices otherwise
I think it was just never sell unfortunately
Plus we get so much fucking gold right now it's crazy
Yeah, we need more. What's the math? Let me do the math here. How many bars we got?
Oh, I'm gonna be a second
410 410. Yeah, maybe it's for 213 you said
and the 410,240, what did you say earlier?
213,245, that's the max I've seen, it's like $100,000.
$13,000.00 it is what it is right?
Okay, let's just do it.
Just sell it, just sell it.
Sell this guy.
I'm fucking sketching the fuck up.
Guys, we got debt to pay.
I'm just not going to sit and hold on to the goal and just be fucking greedy about it.
We have fucking debt to pay.
Alright, let's go to...
We need to go to the Pacific Center Bay.
Okay.
When the time is 2.45, we'll have another 300 gold bars, you know what I'm saying?
I'm never going to worry about the price of this myself or what we can.
At least the operation is working, guys.
I mean, listen, the gold's coming in, the birds will be domesticated, at least it's working.
You got a little stream of income
The operation is nice and small too so big cuts to I mean it's not 15 people trying to make money
It's just me CJ speedy eventually when actually you call this motherfucker actually
I
Know hey how much gold have you given me you know
Fuck yeah, I'm fantastic
All right fantastic
I love the sound of rain dude.
I don't know if I'm used to that, but I don't know if I'm used to that.
Ah, it's, eh, see, it's kind of, okay.
play some tunes I just don't know if I play anymore man
I don't know what I really play this dog shit playlist
yeah
I threw in my wheat money as well
we have 138 grand in the account
let me throw in my wheat money how much
209 18
Hey, we fucking getting there. This is this is some real good work. Are we having to show the birds yet, right?
No, not yet. I mean listen, it wasn't
Well, let's sell the birds and then we got to talk investments and how we want to grow this money
Obviously, we want to pay our debts back, but I'm thinking small chunks and we reinvest a lot
Okay, all right, I'll see you for the hunting trip. I got some other stuff kind of wrapped up in
Yeah, just give me a call in the bars already, okay, and if I don't have to shoot me in sex, well forget
Guys a hundred and three gay like we're climbing
Oh my god, Langa's seeing some light at the end of the fucking tunnel, holy shit.
Mr. Sinek calling for the hundred a day on God brother
was great energy from everybody seeing these big role players like fucking glad
each other was sick man
the problem is we have no propane I gotta talk to Diego
546 gold holy fuck
Oh my god, chat. Oh my god, we're shitting gold. Like we're shitting gold. Like Lang is
back in the gold business. What the fuck. Um, we need two furnaces. Like we just need
two furnaces.
I
You're right
We are shitting gold, okay
We need to keep this up the gold like the money's gonna start fucking flowing in all right
Oh, we're gonna keep it. I'm even more brother like now that I'm not doing that lead mob
I'm gonna go back to my you know
I don't think people's playing gold stuff.
Whenever you get bored, too, grab three, four birds,
comrades and hawks only.
Absolutely no ravens, absolutely no crows, all right?
That's $4,500 a pot.
We throw in the fucking storage.
Me, you see, just take care of them.
Free money.
I'm not a bird hunter, but I can do the,
I can get us all the fucking, the berries.
I do the berries, I do the gold, you know?
Fantastic.
I can do all the berries.
Yeah, we'll take care of the birds.
Yeah, if you can help with the berries, it'll be amazing.
All right, brother?
Yeah, I'll do the berries,
Because the bed is on right now, like, you know, when I grow up more times, like, around the corners, I just go back and forth, you know, get on the bed is when I wait for the morn-
Now you're a fucking legend, I love you, mmm, what's the use of your life?
Hi, hello, YouTube brother, YouTube, YouTube.
What is happening here? Oh, why is that, why is that happening? Oh...
Check this?
Let's put in the channel for me.
Oh, maybe if I get off of the screen actually, let's see.
Oh, it is all the missed calls, I think.
Good, good catch, chat.
Wow good cats actually
Okay, and then
Hello fucking money is flowing in we have so many fucking nuggets to the fucking smell
The big bottle I know I know the big bottle Nick. We're hitting right now
We can talk about it in person, but we need to reinvest a lot of money
Just give me a call in the birds already. We can talk about it. All right
Okay, let's just keep bringing that shit in. Obviously don't prioritize your day-to-day
this over your day-to-day too much. I don't want you scuba diving all fucking day every
day, but obviously in the down times it doesn't hurt to go get some gold, you know?
Yeah, it's good for when I'm going to pick up the beat. I'll just do it before...
And then if you ever want a little switch up, it's a little bit slower, but if you're
just tired of being in the water, just grab a gold pan and go down to the river.
all right it's okay like it's nowhere near the fucking scuba diamond but like
if you're just fucking lazy you just don't want to be in the water it's not a
battle turning
great right now holy fuck dude we're going in the green
I shall have a song too
I got a lot of sleep, and uh, you know...
We're gonna fucking hit these guys hard, man. We're gonna fucking destroy that whole show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, the name is just a dish best served cold, my friend.
Yeah, I'm in no rush, trust me. I'm in no rush.
Now, but I think we'll do some of the day, just a little later.
We just gotta prioritize this hunting trip as priority, alright? Just, you know...
No, but I'll drop everything, man. I'll drop everything.
Do your thing, but just be on standby whenever Mr. Samantha's around. I'll give you a call.
Do you see my hitch-trip?
Yeah, I did. What the fuck did you find there by the way?
Uh... listen, so...
There's like, at the ranger station in the National Park, right?
Yeah.
There's like birds, man, they're like, screeching like flyers.
Yeah, I know, it's just so fucking hard to get into these rangers, they're always fucking there, brother.
Yeah, and they make so much sound, they start squawking and crying, but...
Yeah.
That one's, that one's called an alabaster hawk and I don't think you want to know how much this was.
How much this was? How much? Tell me Harry, please tell me, tell me, tell me, please, please tell me, tell me.
$15.5,000.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What? What? What? What? What?
I just spoke to Harry. Okay.
He got an alabaster hawk.
From IN the park, inside the park, those fucking hawks that make all those fucking sounds. Guess how much it's worth?
How much? Uh, seven.
Fifteen and a half!
Oh my god!
This is about to go to a whole other level. Do you understand me?
That's crazy. What the-
What the f***ing helicopters are now checking devices and playing games? Like what do we do?
The 15 and a half? 15 and a half?
Oh my god, oh my god, we gotta...
Oh my god, just...
Tell nobody, alright? Tell nobody.
I-I gotta think about this for a little bit, I'll call you back.
Alright.
I'm gonna have a bite.
Dude, I'm f***ing- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you have to burn operations, you're gonna go crazy!
Are you a group, man?
Tell nobody. Tell nobody. Okay?
Uh, I mean, yes. Some people like, in my little crew though, but...
Oh, it's not your crew. When I say nobody, obviously your crew is exempt, right? Like if people's are people, you know what I mean?
I'm talking like randoms and shit, you know, half friends we know out there, we just keep this shit tight as fuck, as tight as we possibly can.
Obviously the information's gonna get out. It's the city, it's massive, don't get me wrong.
But that's just that that's a yeah, let's not just be the ones that make you get out get I'm saying
Yeah, because I was gonna like I was kind of walking on I've been killing those buzz to get you the nice house
It happens. I have a 30 fucking birds in a storage here right now. Oh
My god, yeah, yeah, we're not those ones right?
Just never get in there. That's the problem. I can never get in there
That's the problem. So now we have to we gotta think we're gonna talk later
But this operation is about to be scaled fucking massively. We gotta talk later. All right
Sounds good, man. It sounds good. Keep it tight. Keep it tight. Catch up later
Yeah, I'll yeah, keep it tight. I'll like, you know, I got you. I got you. Bye. Bye
Dude, I love these jobs, man. I love this bird hunting shit
Like it's such a lame thing, dude. He's this guy's like what chat we've always been about birds for what like 10 fucking years like oh
man
My mind is running a million miles to me with ideas right now. I do have to be really fast though grab some water
We're right
oh my god just oh my god oh my god I cannot believe he said 15 and a half dude
Oh my god, just oh my god like oh my god
Oh my god, just oh my god, oh my god, did I have to abandon like all the other dude
We might have to have been in gold like we might just have to focus purely on birds, man
Oh my god, it takes five days. Oh, the time is irrelevant man. I'm playing this shit every day for the next year minimum
Think about this right it's every five days, but that day reduces every day you catch a bird
So it literally becomes every day or every other day you're selling birds, man. Think about that
It's like same with weed remember like the weed weed and meth you need to dry and shit
Yeah, you wait a week before you're sitting on thousands of fucking meth bags selling at every fucking day
Hey!
Holy fuck, man, holy fuck, the bird empire dude.
Oh my god, it ties into Lang story so nicely.
Holy shit, I love it.
I can't believe the timing of Harry dropping that information on laying wow I'm quitting
I don't give a fuck about the farming no more.
Holy fuck!
...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thank God I don't save on the vodka.
What the hell was he saying?
What the fuck?
Have you never heard of that song we think I'm just listening to that song?
What the fuck?
That song is in Minions too, that's crazy, what?
Oh my god 15 and a half thousand for an alabaster, ha, holy shit.
Alabaster?
Alabast?
Alabaster?
What do we call the book chat, you know people call it like a black book, should we call
it like, oh what do we give the book name?
But is Bird Book too boring?
Think how can we how can we go into that park without being harassed? There's got to be a way to pull this off
My license dude guys obviously the RP's it like because they have a hunting license doesn't mean I go kill a turtle dude
Or a panda like this doesn't work like that
Maybe ideas that these birds are like rare breeds that's being taken care of in a national park
That's what the Rangers are there protecting you right and remember
I remember when I said to have the cool part about it is the Rangers actually lose money if we're taking birds out of there
They have to protect the birds so they don't go broke. I
Wish I could show you guys the show you it on the computer
Yeah, so they can actively see their bird population in that park.
And if birds are being poached, they're losing money.
Yeah, remember, like remember what I said, like the intent for jobs and crime is that
In some way or another, they interact with each other,
instead of just being complete solo AI and PC jobs.
Every action has a reaction.
Well, not every action, right?
Like some actions just don't have reactions yet.
Obviously, like for example,
the changes, for example, for farming
are going to be really cool and so you got to see farming really become like death have
death
um but yeah like you know I can just leak it a little bit so for example you know how
you just grab the wheat and sell it to the guy
eventually like you're going to grab this wheat you're going to go place it in a what
is it like a grainery what is it called like a big building like a grainery and then the
truckers actually have to go and deliver that wheat for you to get paid
A silo, whatever, mill, yeah.
That's too convoluted? No. Truckers got to care about the farmers. Farmers got to care about the truckers. You have to rely on each other. It's a population, like it's what I'm saying, like, we're trying to remove the idea of just everything's NPCs.
Now, obviously, some systems, for example, the wheat farm is an NPC, but eventually it's relying on other people, not just you and your two friends. Like, you have to rely on other people.
I'm not playing UC's guys. I've got time for that shit right now. My brain is racing what
Well, this actual meaningful population ran, everything, everything she gets born when
it's just ran is money.
Well, that's the idea, right?
Like think about like G6 4.0, for example, you just went and did jobs, and now it's like
you have to rely on the G6 guys to fix the ATM, is to fix the, you know, the banks,
eventually people start hitting them and fix these security, you know, security related
things that people are going to breach and hack and destroy.
I
Was for lunch we don't eat lunch my boy, but for dinner I'm ever going to healthy as fuck guys
I'm locked in again. I'm so locked in I hit the gym again this morning. If I could just stay in this fucking flow like
It's gonna be good. It's got to stay in this fucking
And this is flow state I'm currently in
Rahman not too much sodium bruh I'll try to have balloon feet like Sabra. How's Sab's feet doing by the way chat?
Yo, it got balloon feet
holy shit fucked up oh my goodness gracious oh seven cray and lang is making money bro
oh my god
I'm low on power, fuck.
I
Think a lot of words make money we go sell a deposit this cash will be able to blizzard now mention the comms with the
you
Big boys big boys
What's up, gangsta
We all in a
Like driving around looking at shanks the match just all together right now
Me more in the next box now. We're at where?
All right, come to the dam we'll wait here for you guys.
Come to the what?
To the dam.
All right, we're up there.
Ranch.
All right.
RC looking like it's going to be pretty sweet so yeah, the art gallery is going to be cool
too for artists and shit.
It's not the craziest thing but it should be fun.
and
Holy shit, I'll never get over how beautiful. Dude. I need to go log in on a 4-point. Oh, just to feel the difference man
I might do that later
It probably feels so fucking ancient
This work without any hands, fuck no.
Bumming kazoo
What's up
I'm telling you right now that four-seater right there. That was in is the best one you can probably find
Yeah
You gotta charge it up though, it's that slow on battery or no, so I don't want to get it
Oh, yeah, okay. There's just saying this this one's decent
I think it's the neon, though, yeah, the neon, yeah, the neon, yeah, the neon, yeah,
yeah, and we also, we also look at the power plant and, uh, uh, too much through the leaves,
the whole thing.
Can we look at all of them?
This is kind of beautiful right now, isn't it?
I guess you're great at screens.
Just watch when we show you this door.
Okay.
You're going to get chills down your spine.
Okay, ma'am the banks
What about it's just a fucking door. Yeah, you look closer. Oh, we gotta be rouge up there
There's a key and a keypad and I'm gonna follow the e-electricity
That's all you got, man.
But on this last week, man, we've been in all of them for, like, seven days.
Oh, my God.
All the lines and all the power stations and all the greater towers are empty.
It's got the same thing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Is there graffiti around here?
No, none.
There's no graffiti.
There's no graffiti.
There's no graffiti at all.
None.
None at all.
I
Just got a try to close the telephone number on it
Follow the e follow the e follow the e electricity power power electricity powers
What it powers the world the world for the galaxy octane octane?
I think of the overlords wants to ruin it electric it because they want
Octane octane octane's gotta line
I
My god follow the eats better face the whole fucking time
Electricity scooters they put 200 million dollars in the fucking scooters Evie are the best cars in the fucking city. Oh my god
I said I said I you
follow me
What if we go to the wind farms, maybe maybe do you want to bring let's fucking go?
That work. Oh my god
God
We didn't even have to go there
I don't know, I don't know what the fuck you're saying
Oh we've been
We've been there everywhere
But we can go all the way as
Like we looked
Ah man, if you guys knew, you wouldn't be able to put in any of the pieces of meat in it
I would look at everything
If we didn't have at least that door to shove
We'd think we were fucking insane
Yeah, I'm just
You know the wind is going
the wind from here
of course I'm not picking that up and bro that's crazy like the fact all the
group chat with 60 people in it is crazy
it is really crazy
what if you add the whole city in you
yeah yeah
yeah
yeah
what are we doing everybody
how's it going how's it going
just checking in on the fucking boys right now
I'm sure what's all right make sure everybody's okay everybody good
Everybody put it on speaker
I was on speaker now
That was so bad.
Maybe the ones that are under construction, I don't know.
Maybe the one that's not moving?
Yeah, I like this one.
Yeah, so?
That means you climb on it.
There's going to be a link up there, right?
No, there's nothing.
Nathan?
So is that the only door I've found?
So what do you mean?
How many doors have you found?
There's one?
Just one.
Do you want to show us that warehouse we never get to look at?
Oh yeah, go to Cyprus if you want to.
Alright.
What warehouse?
I think so yes we was talking about that warehouses
I
Wanted to check it out. It's fucking massive. I want to buy it. Yeah
Is it like listed yet or no, I don't know but you also take a look at the windows. It's fucking massive
And we should see the same amount of money up from now on for that then no
Yes
Well, last time I heard realtors are being interviewed right now, I don't know if they've been fucking hired.
And particularly how it's working is that there's going to be people being hired by Wolf.
So Wolf is going to run the realtor company.
They basically own it and then they're going to have a co-owner that comes in and hires realtors.
Well, what do you mean by that?
Yeah, so I'm gonna be a realtor company as soon as the company gets established
They're gonna
They'll know yanks. Are they gonna wait one have to find somebody who's legal. They cannot be a criminal
Who's gonna own next well nash stones next
I'm not sure who is that who is next I have my thoughts are they all keep things
to myself I don't know I don't know X is like actually into the war if he just
get so i can't tell
you guys think it's both
so Tony you're going to filter a mayor uh the owner of bricklay records
that one of the owners of the brick house pawn shop
yeah and don't forget the manclimb
and reverse the time around that base
Oh, a combat ship, uh, in a bin at the right house, so we don't get arrested all this shit, it's a, it would be much worse.
Well, I ain't got no gear for you, brother.
We ain't, we ain't gettin' the race, we ain't gettin' the race at you.
Are you fucking okay?
We ain't got no gear for you, we're seeing cargo, don't worry, that ain't...
...the life pressure.
What's that, cazzo? Watch your fuckin' mouth, lock the fuck in, we don't get out.
You talkin' like you and us, life, my boy.
Hey.
I, I, like, five grams of shit get put in my pockets here.
Like I have one singular fucking open that I can push the shit out of it. I'm gonna be a right
Where's it? No straight left left. I said left. I said left
Go straight now. It's gonna be a second right here. Okay, right. All right. This one right here
Damn that bitches. Yeah, but look at what goes above. It's fucking massive
It's like multiple for you see that shit. Oh my god. Hey, you see that shit?
Look this is biggest Frank think of the factory we can put in this bitch
Need that we need that multiple multiple fours multiple fucking room stools
I
Look at the windows next to it look at the one next to it on the roof
See that shit
Yeah, she ain't there's one in the right to whether we automate everything
We don't got to lift a fucking finger ever again. We just make millions of dollars from sleeping
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look at this shit. Oh
Look at that, oh my god, it's so fucking big!
This one is, this one is fucking huge.
Yeah.
Crazy!
Damn it, son of a...
Oh, come on!
Brick boys, huh? Big-ass brick warehouse?
I mean, it all fucking comes together.
We mean...
We mean, thanks.
Yeah, this bitch might have been like a tumella or something, Shay, no?
Yeah, it's gonna be one. It's gonna be like a
1.4 be my guess you probably this Frank
So it's not listed for sure
Well, that's what I'm saying. So I don't know if a realtor can go and list that if it's for sale. I don't know I
Guess Tony's gonna be the first person to know how it all works
Soon as I got hired even if you look at the if you look at the listings
there's like there's a few houses if you scroll down like you see one here open
house auction five days 15 hours for a Southside house
I'll see that yeah I see all the open houses there's a few actually yeah so I
don't know if somebody's there's already a realtor doing that or what if it's a
fucking odd shit that bitch might go for 10 mil
where do you see these look at the look at the app open house oh shanks and
these are houses where there's one of yeah oh wow damn I ran oh there's
running believe that I'm gonna work can we just go in in it should actually go
one and see yeah i put it on youtube and i go there right open now please have a free look okay
share right there send it send it send it let me go see if it's not so good
That should definitely be the opening.
Sorry, I was sending a message.
You can't get in there or no?
No.
I didn't open the entrance.
I got an eight million dollar mansion that's going to be going out for sale.
What?
Hey, no!
Well...
Yeah, if you go to the open...
So hit filter at the top of your phone and then just open the house.
I went and you can see it's the small room we met the crypto burrs
And that's in the movie room
maybe next time maybe
I'm gonna check some real crink all right
I
Know you're gonna come a second
We all are red we are
I
Never mind
Oh, I love Tony's new voice because it helps me believe that Lang is also younger because Tony sounds younger so we're going
I don't know what I'm saying.
Fall to eat boy.
I have no idea actually.
You're trying to, I mightn't.
I'd rather call a max if he answers.
Man, our boat, we're about right now right?
We should at least do one in an actual contract
in just to make sure.
I don't care for that.
We can't. We can't.
Oh my god, we can't.
I
Am reversing nobody
It's a rat. It's a rat.
It's a rat.
I want to tell you about the rats.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. They killed the cat.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, it's a rat.
It's a rat thing.
Oh, that's a rat.
Nobody gonna like pink?
I got one.
No, you can't lock.
Let me try.
Wait.
the same is with uh...
what the fuck
yelling i know you come up
the door into
but some's got all these pictures now
and then you know the uh... you know the old
garage by berbershop
uh...
for that i'm surprised at the largest lot
colleges like the same way and then the one behind her near the ball
I
Don't want to be that guy
What if there's like a third my blueprint one of these houses out there, and it's just really hard to find
Yeah, we are something like that
We have grinders getting doing this all day and nobody has found anything
We actually have reliable people doing that one. Yes. We also have the pond right it would have turned out a bird
That's a bird yep, so now yeah
Is it an owl?
What? A bird is an owl.
Or an owl is an owl.
Is every owl a bird? Is every bird an owl? No.
Yeah, exactly. That's why I said it's an owl.
No. It's a bird.
No. Well, an owl is a bird.
A bird is an owl.
So what's it called? A bird owl?
A bird, not an owl.
Go back, go back, go back.
Weird, it's never going to show up.
Left side, left side, left side, right side.
Yeah, on the left
What is that right there stop that weird door weird door weird door weird door alert with it is a weird door alert
Very weird darn look at that
And he's got a lot of it I can
Reigns y'all gotta get on my vibe if it if it don't have an e it's not for me
gallery. Can we see by the art gallery? Can we check that place? Yeah, I don't think we
can. I don't think we should fully check it out. We didn't get on top of it. I don't
want to be that guy but we try to pop open the sewer behind it, maybe? We tried it.
Okay, that was my bad damn. The maze bank, the maze bank door, the water, that one opens.
Really? Yeah, there's sickness down there. I'm trying to get some shit named after me.
of
the
death
of
the death of
the death of
the death
Oh my garage as well. Oh, fuck.
What an underrated heist this was, by the way. I think if this heist didn't play out and dodge it, people would have actually loved it, just so you guys know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Gotta keep my eyes peeled.
Anyway, off to some more business venture shall we?
Yes sir.
Of course.
You know...
What the fuck?
Whenever you see Ginger L just put an eye on her and make sure she's not doing anything
suspicious because I told you, I'm not too sure what she was posting on her social media
a couple of days ago.
Together we build the future.
Together we build the future.
Alright, next business meeting.
What the fuck?
I hope this is a fucking mess with the front of the side.
I'm poking out, I'm poking out.
Who that? Who that is?
That's the mess guy.
Together we build the future.
Together we build the future.
What the fuck were they doing here though?
Not the nine damn, it's weird, their business meeting, nice, ain't no line.
That's a really weird spot for a business meeting.
Look what Mary put on socials you saw that?
No.
Rains. We're the Epsilon radio.
Where are they hearing this shit at though? Where are they hearing this shit at?
I'm playing on the radio man, I just told you man!
We gotta go to the plane coming, we gotta go to the plane coming.
Look what Amy just put on socials as well. We here at Nest, things you hear while driving. Somebody put the radio station on.
I
Like that's how we know we're gonna find it
Hey, what is this?
together and build a future.
No, I'm your no, what do you hear it?
I'm this, uh,
the thing.
the
and I'm in the consolation
of the most looking radio that
the Spanish,
the most
Yeah.
While driving
Yeah, she drove past that guy god damn it the timing is crazy. Oh Mary
That was a crazy timing I get me like this insane time in those two posts plus what just happened us all happening
The same kind of weather radio is up sir. No, it's a zucks. I turn on rebel radio
Rambo
Yeah
I know we're Rebel Radio range. We should go there. Shoot for broadcasting right now.
Wait, what if the radio tower will radio?
It's a team tower.
I'm overwhelmed. Now I'm starting to, I'm starting to go skidsel.
I, I, I, I went there last time and I got shot.
Oh!
What's up, brother?
Yo, what's up boys? We got no exploring or what?
Yeah, yeah, you wanna hop in and grab a second car? We can just follow them around.
We can do that on board. Should we also, like, do the fucking
amination so we get the shotgun or a movie for a ver.
I'm done, I'm done, I always get more guns brother, especially if I see that pod.
Have you ever got a torch chamber?
Torch chamber.
Oh the one in the barrio.
The barrio box?
I'm the one in the big seating.
The base tried, it's closed.
Oh it's open.
I am exploding, I am fine, fine.
Help me anything you want.
I'm not in the car, let me know what you want.
I
Leave this fucking guy alone
There's an owl
was asking where you are I said you to call them okay I'm gonna call
yeah I'm coming from go to the front of the block I'll see you there
I
What the fuck in front of me and then behind me
I told you, I've got a C-ball baller in my mouth right now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
He's here!
I can't!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The one I'm getting flamed!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Did you hear that, boys?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Fucking gros de moto a por los!
Nah, we fall all around!
I'm gonna fall myself, you know?
Um, I can't!
Yeah, yeah, we're down. Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, let's go get our hands.
Well, I did eight plans for us. I got two seats back.
I think we need the mail seat. That's the thing.
Yeah, we do. We do. I'm doing this anyway until we get the mail seat, you know, because we need more seats anyway.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you know, but I'm telling you.
This is nice, but I'm not tired.
Who's stopping you, ready, baby?
I'm gonna clap, fucking.
Puttos, puttos, puttos, bro.
I'm not gonna clap anybody. You want a bang?
Just say, here's some chippy, my man.
Are you fucking slimy, motherfucker?
Yeah.
I'm thinking, like, I'm thinking, I gotta, you know,
need to run, call up Harry and shit, chillin'.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, we gotta help Harry with that shit.
Yeah, absolutely.
The thing is, I'm just trying to keep the boys out of it, you know?
It's like, Harry does have his own crew.
I don't want to seem like we're trying to...
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, I agree with you.
I agree with you.
I'm gonna be like, if you know these two last course they're helping a friar.
Yeah, exactly.
I gotta tell you some crazy shit.
I gotta tell you some crazy shit.
Sweetie, every captured a rare ass bird from the park.
Okay.
Guess how much it was worth just taking a guess.
We're gonna have to do a little bit of a bit of a text game.
$15,000.
What?
15,000 not many rare birds are in that park
So many so many birds in that park. I'm just thinking about the birds
Yes, but I'm telling you the noises they make when you capture one brother in the forest if you
If you take out a bird at nine you leave it in that forest. It's gonna sound like a haunted spirit is in there
it's fucking crazy so so wait so how many days you got on your gonna say zero
but I can't get in that park it's just too hot it's fucking out of shit with
cops there oh did you know like you know the cops there they have a database on
their computers that the park rangers they can actively see the population of
their birds and the birds stolen from the area lose money that's what the
fucking they will hold the whole time
where's he going?
fuck you dude boy
where's he going?
boy?
he's checking out the radio there
I don't know
oh you guys alright?
have I locked in?
we good?
yeah we're good
the radio was too damn good
I turned it off again
I'm going to say hello to the new one.
What you doing, Jean-Paul?
I'm trying my tracks so I can park on top of the fucking art museum.
I
Hate dude like this is my OCD. I hate having unwrapped fucking notifications
I'm not feeling anything on brother cuz I would never fall I would even find a phone so yeah
We have to do the miss calls to like
I don't have any we're good. I guess the miss call messages. You mean now that's just too much work
Oh, he's smart. Oh, he's cooking right now actually he's actually cooking
Oh, he's actually cooking well mine's actually cooking. Yeah, he's falling stupid
I'll try doing here. There's your chance to try and chaperone.
Oh, man. The solar system energy. Follow the e, the sun. Energy.
What does it say there your art can be here is in our office or all information
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Weird, creepy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I can't see anything
Is this revenge?
Yeah
What the fuck?
Fine, don't worry
Oh my god, he's literally on the building, though.
What?
I don't know.
Fucking Greek-ish.
That's not it.
Is that the kind of mask, buddy?
I don't know.
Fucking Greek-ish, eh?
Paneon.
Who fucked the boys, man?
I don't know.
Calm? Oh, there's stuff back there, I mean.
Uh, nope.
Yeah.
Head up and store Great Ocean.
We're headed there.
Great Ocean? Yeah.
What is fucking, uh,
Fonka? Oh, I like it.
Look at the Great Ocean gas. I'll fill it up.
Alright.
Yeah, brother, you can literally put 60 people on a call
and call them off, apparently.
Oh my god, brother.
We should...
We need this money, but we get a oozy before you fly to anybody.
So there is a lot of puns, there is a lot of puns out there that.
You have the fucking you know those crews.
Yeah, very different crews, huh?
Yeah.
Love more was pleasant though, you know, it's been on the phone.
So I love that drama, that was great drama.
Yeah.
This is great ocean, yeah.
You're telling me, it's fucked birds, right?
You haven't got one yet, cause like, they're like, you know, you know, you, the pork, but you haven't seen one yet or what?
No, I see them it's just hard to get them, but I don't think I understand how hard it is over there
I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to go in late night tonight with CJ see if we can grab a couple of them
I see
So like yeah, so it's like very like very hot man. You guys gonna be like fucking smart
Yeah, I mean if you're gonna come with us, we could try a little little little operation. That'd be great
I think but it's it's gonna be yeah, the thing is like
Like the cops there they're like they run into you there
They don't even they don't think anything else but you hunting
So it's very hard, you know, I see what you mean because they know they go in the park, you know, like, yeah
I can be in a sports car and fucking shorts and I'd be like, oh you hunting here. You're hunting here
To me like actually like fucking motorcycle, you know, yeah, like a full thing. Absolutely. Yeah
Also like the bigger promise to is that like LSPD is going up there
This is another bigger problem as well
Oh shit! Get out! Get out! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Fuck.
Jump in!
Well?
Motherfucker, I ain't trying to fuck you over brother.
Hey, he put a shot in my shit brother.
You guys are crazy man.
But it's fucking wrapped up like a fucking lie.
Oh my god, what the fuck.
Petty brother.
Hey good buddy.
Give me some pet.
He wants to bowl so badly he can't get to it.
My god, he can't get to it
Oh my god, you mad brother. He can't get to it. Oh my god. Look
That's so sad. He's trying so hard
It's trying so hard. We're gonna like that. That's what buddy. I
Don't have one anybody got one
I'm not listening shit. We've been here right now
somebody else just had one
the storm is about to hit, well I see that on the phone
oh shit
how long do you think we have to get away like 10 minutes?
well it's not the getting away, it's the getting in, like it's not gonna be a waste of a lockpick, do we have enough time?
fuck it's not gonna be a waste of a lockpick
oh you got, no I should be eating that, I'm not trying to die of a stroke tonight
I've been having so much fun in this room, I'm thinking of so many RPIDs right now, holy fuck.
What are you going to get here?
What are you going to get here exactly?
I'm going to get a hostage.
Should I go get a hostage?
Thank you.
I'm going to get on the roof there because things are going to go really bad.
I can't get the Tiger King into exotic, okay. I don't know about the Tiger King, but I love the idea because like I know that they want to expand just from birds to eventually, right?
So it would be cool if Flying Soul of Stick was like running into like fucking animal trade operations. It's kind of fucked up, but it'd be cool.
Yeah, it's okay.
He's such a killer my brother really dead or is going crazy or what?
How's the house of it, I don't even know how we got still watch the vid guys. How's the video doing?
66,000 views that's crazy bro nice a little momentum for the fucking channel fuck yeah guys make sure to like and follow the channel, please
You can become a YouTuber? Oh my God!
I
Really that one guys a good
If you stream on YouTube too, I've been thinking about it actually might as well add it to the multi-stream now do all three why not
We can make our fucking stream look good on YouTube their bit rates there are fucking insane
A funk?
What's that?
What does he sell?
This guy says a lockpick?
Oh, it's a U2 I see.
Parachute.
Boat anchor.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?
I think we should buy that then.
Parachute?
A boat anchor?
Panger.
Wait, just for a boat, no?
Yeah, I mean, I mean, what about a big-ass boat?
Maybe.
I'm gonna sigh how it's like a dick for a bigger backpack
We get what we get what do we get
I'm better than nothing
We're webbing the shotgun or use the ever like in forever
I
Damn it
Yeah, for I got it was you right fucking shotgun
Oh, that is falling down.
They're turning on us.
They're turning on us.
Can you turn it off?
Can you turn it off?
Yeah.
No, no, I think they're taking the car behind us.
It's gonna be the big light.
No, brother, it's coming right after us.
Oh, no, that's cops. That's cops. That's cops.
Nope, they're fast.
Finally, they're turning on the boys.
Nope, one of them is coming after us.
I'm coming after us, you crashed it
Oh, he's that dumb, he must be going through a different call, right?
He must be, no, he keeps telling it
No way he's that dumb, right?
I'm not joking, who they going after?
I don't want to know, like, it was the craziest
You just psyched that motherfucker out, he's got to be going through a different call
Wait, wait, he just did like 180 on the highland, and what?
This car is so shit.
That is funny.
Yeah, this car is fucking ass, bro.
Oh, that's another one.
Oh, he turned it on.
That isn't going.
I don't know.
I'm not gonna mess it now.
Get me to the PD.
He's definitely busy, like he don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna go to the PD.
Yep.
I'm gonna check in on the Duri.
Right here.
We need to contact the test guys, we are chasing the guy, and the guy literally, I'm not lying
to him.
I'm sure I will be here by the end of the night, probably about it.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Fuck you don't get
Who me?
No, man. I got a lot of gangsters. I thought you both don't quit while we're here. Oh, she don't vote. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
What's up, have she's back in the server she's so fun such a ball of energy
this is a real this is a real fucking twist of shit I'm doing right now I gotta relax
what the fuck am I doing?
guys I don't know who to vote for
I don't know what the fucking vote for but this is really tough we only choose one it's
like Mayor Blaine or Los Santos I wonder if you
We got a we got to stop using this AI for this UI UI for this shit
It's like sorry guys, I'm like in dead mode right now looking
No way brother. Oh my god.
What?
Brother, the Blaine County one, it just says Tony Holy on, you know, TTTU.
I don't know what to vote for, for the city, this one is actually so like just difficult.
The city one, I just didn't even know my name or bro, Olaanxi.
I
I bet me you're all up
You guys seem barricade you had
No
I mean it won you got a vote for him. He just won
Well like the North mayors are just so shit ridiculous is ridiculous, right?
I just don't know I gotta go for Benny Razor at least he put an effort in this fucking description
I don't know if I will ever have the shale map because it's fat and shale and beautiful
They got guys but Lang is like Lang actually cares about the city like it's not like these
mirrors are so bad I don't think I'm gonna vote I'm not voting I'm not voting for the
North I can't like I just can't
So good for telling you the guy didn't even put any other description man
you
I
Got a real big boy brother when it also has a personality mom like he's also a character
Said it's why I don't give a fuck
Watch Tony lose by one vote, I will never hear the end of it.
I
Cut you're going to hawkers
I
Surprise birds still alive yet, then he streamed like all fucking night
Like here's more about his own ideals and spurious, but absolutely go cry about it on writer brother
That's just don't give a shit.
That Lang is a character with his own ideals, wants and needs in his life.
Yeah, absolutely.
Correct.
Go.
Ah!
I'm trying to suppress it, I'm getting it, because apparently I'm the only one that's
aged past 30 in chat, I don't know, fuck I can't believe I just said that out loud
Oh, I'm sure it's a very interesting opportunity for you to fuck me in the ass.
I was showing bump kills door to door when you were still neck deep with your mind fixed.
There are 26 and 24 my prime man.
Yeah.
Like playing but so you've just texted me right that you've lost everything
So you can't go get arrested for catching I can't go get it
I just I just don't lose anything if I get arrested. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Okay. So what you're saying is
You should be the one to do it. Not me is what we're saying
Brother this is not a solo operation. We have to go into that park and steal these birds
Okay, so, when you said, why we, I mean you.
Yes, but we're both going to go in there together to take the birds, I just don't lose anything
if I get caught.
Okay.
I'm already, my life is fucked, I owe $33,000 to the government.
You have to pay that, you have to pay that, like, because, listen, I talked to them and
they have no-
Hold on.
I said again
They have no idea what the protocols are for when people don't pay which scares me
Because that means that they can just up and decide to fuck you over and by proxy fuck me over
Time the government's a shit show and I mean like they didn't seem like months to figure this out
We'll have millions by day
Especially especially if we go grab those birds
Okay, Jack just called me and I think he probably is not very happy with me.
Jack who? Call me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I like suered the entire operation.
The fuck is that now?
I fix. So they were going around and charging the hospital, MRPD, all these different areas, 10 grand to clean it.
And I didn't know that at the time when I was fixing sanitation, like I got the bigger trucks and better pay and yada yada and formed this like
rack head
Sanitation team under the DOJ that's getting paid by NEST to clean all these exact locations that are needed, right?
So then the hospital saw that all these people
were coming in and cleaning and it wasn't the Italians and Jack and they called me and they're like hey
So we're paying Jack and all these people 10 grand to clean, but they're not cleaning
It's the sanitation group that's cleaning just a heads up. So I guess everywhere is now stopped paying them
That's great, that's fantastic
Sanitation
I don't know because they're crazy because I don't think people understand what a doj role is versus a sanitation role like even mr.. C
Doesn't understand. I don't work sanitation
Okay, well, he's gonna be and his hands are gonna be full
It's not gonna have time to think about slime and you are cuz he's gonna get his shit slimed out
We're plotting against that motherfucker, so
With them, did you know that yeah, it's all of them. Yeah, they fucking shot Harry Brown last night
So
Don't even worry about that. Now if they do try to bring you he give me a fucking call
Listen, it's a risk. Yeah, but why do you want to stay broke?
You want to get 10 birds that are $15,000 each make a hundred to grant it one night. I'm curious
I would love to do that. I would love to do that. I just let's just lay out what we're risking here
He's to every institute in this city
Then a DOJ position where I'm getting paid
What the fuck who gives a shit like you give a fuck about this shit since way
You gotta get back on drugs
Oh my god, that's fucked up to say by the way, that's fucked up to say you know I was in rehab
That's fucked up to say it's still the truth. I don't fuck what you were in this so this whole listen
I understand, I understand.
The power you've gathered is fantastic, right?
It's like me when I did security,
I got a weapons license, it's like, oh, amazing.
But I'm not gonna predicate my entire life
or on a weapons license, otherwise you stay caged
and you stay working for the big man.
Aren't you trying to be the big man?
I am gonna be the big man, but like,
I'm gonna be big man?
You're in their system, you're in their system.
The system only lets, it has a max level,
you cannot go above it.
It will keep you there forever.
You understand that?
I'm not trying to be at the top of their system.
to break the system you gotta do things they don't want you to do
we need to do this carefully at the very
of course we're gonna go in there fucking masks off fucking screaming in
the halloween there's gonna be a whole plan
okay alright I'll give you a call later
alright bye-bye don't get shot bye-bye
alright fuck I'm gonna see these life again
I
Do you check the phone thing if you can do it? No, I do want to go to Mary weather though
Check it out
Hey, can we go to Mary weather who's on the phone?
I see guys there
What is CJ Shaya doing?
She's got like this position in the government, I don't know, she works like the health department,
she's got keys to all the PD's, she's got keys to jail and shit, but you know, she's
letting me run all this illegal shit now.
It's not a matter of time, you know.
Exactly, even a week, well even a week tonight, you guys get called bird watching, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Hmm.
Think about CJ, she works hard, you know what I mean, like I need people around me, especially
in this time that just, like, we just need workers, brother.
Like, I hate, like, I hate when I, hey, go do this.
Like, the pawn guys, they're gonna be running suck locked in, but a lot of them just don't
work, like, we just need workers that actually can help us get somewhere.
Like, I'm trying to get somewhere, motherfucker.
But I'm never gonna be that fucking guy who worked back in those days, brother.
The shit we went through, the lows, the lows we fucking hit, brother.
The lows we hit.
The depression, the agony, the torment, brother, I will never do that again.
I need to get back to the top. I need to.
You young brother, you young now.
Young, we young, we beautiful, you a model.
You fucking mean money brother, you want to fucking buy a penthouse, break out a lot of money.
I gotta go after this fucking skip guy too, I gotta pull him in as well.
I don't know what the fuck this guy's doing, we're in fucking college,
shirts and shit, working for next. This guy's lost his mind.
The skip guy snitches us too brother, when I was walking in the park.
Yeah, I know, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.
I even forgot about that too, that dad is just fucking insane.
I was like, brother, I was like, this guy wanted to take him the fuck out of what? Like, I don't have him.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Like motherfuckers gotta wake up and smell the fucking coffee beans, motherfucker.
This shit crazy out here.
I think these guys just don't think we would slime them out.
You know what I mean?
That's what I think so too. They think like, they think like, they think of each other, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Literally.
The thing is, it's not even that, like, Destiny will suddenly make you, we have, like, even
the-
That's exactly it.
Destiny will pit you against each other.
Even if we didn't want to slam them, let's pretend Lucian them.
Now they own a palm shop, so we're going to slam them no matter what at one point.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I just- Exactly it.
it
hello guys
hey brother
good boy
good boy
good boy
relax
just be relaxed
come on
this is probably not it
let's just keep f**king expectations
as low as possible
kid
okay keep going
okay keep going
okay
I love having pupils, right, so whenever we have the dynamic of people, like I love playing
off of that, it's really how this character shines.
And skipping seizure is still just perfect for them.
And how about some new people too, like Goldie gives me that fucking vibe.
What's going on?
Mark?
Marks, we're gonna lock him out.
I think I did.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
And...
Check this shit out, check this shit out.
Remember our crime school? That's what I'm saying, like it's rooted in the character, man, like...
Crime schools...
We call them go mugs.
Oh, that arch.
Fucking Elidano...
Goddard arch.
What?
Nathan.
Nathan?
Fucking Christ.
It's punk. It's still punk.
Come on, come on, what's that about?
What's that?
Oh, crazy.
Come on.
I mean, that was, yeah, I mean technically shiny, right?
Those two jumps started a whole town arc that's like Lang's entire, well, it's been his entire
character for a long, long time.
Oh, shit.
How do I wipe that though?
There we go.
fucking daytime god damn it yeah I know I'm pissed
oh yes the font show we got away
let's get up we just gotta talk to this M1 guy see what the fuck is going on yeah
I wonder like how much of that I was like that would cost, that would be crazy, it would be insane.
Automated fucking 2D, 3D printing, fucking weapon, weapon thingy.
the
top of the
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
There's spam on the language email. I miss it already.
of
That's all for this video, thanks for watching and I'll see you guys in the next one, peace out.
She's been lit, my boy, are people in lit?
Hope we can get some progression going today, but we'll see.
Hey, how we doing, sir?
Let's see if we're some fuckin' oof.
We have cameras, you know.
Yeah, it's all right. I'm not stealing.
No, chill out, boy.
No, brother, you go with the boys, right?
You guys are good at figuring shit out.
I'm gonna go fucking do the thingy and watch for people to rob, all right?
You what?
I'll do the gold panning.
Gold panning, no, it's diving and watch people to rob, all right?
All right, all right.
You guys are good at figuring shit out. You guys go figure it out, all right?
All right, brother.
You make all that
Come on. I'm talking to you. Come on.
I've got all the money.
Jesus, I'll do it again.
Almost did it again.
I
Put in my
Hey
I also got 400 bullets with your name written on come on cuz I want to show the truth
hey what up hey let me I got a question for you guys well how you fucking
love it hey knock knock hey I know it's storage right now yeah you want to
build some of these safes right here do you what is it called a safe in the in
the yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's two of them make sure
you get the right one you can tell when you look at it closely
easy, appreciate it
1265 kilos in a fucked up room
got
easy pace
what am I even more than that, I don't know, it's massive
honestly it's massive
1560 in a whole bunch of spaces
this is bullshit these things
uh... yeah, that's some other garbage
Hey, what's going on? Hey, you like our storage guys?
Hey guys, come on guys, come on guys, this is it.
We're working on it guys, we're working on it guys.
We look just like this a few days ago.
We need like a furniture person, you know what I mean?
Yeah, we need that fucking one guy from way back in the day.
That furniture guy would make a killing right now.
What ever happened to that guy, chef?
Hey, aluminum and steel.
We already had little hardware, what the fuck does it need then?
why yeah why it yeah he per month oh my god I forgot he died I think even these
ones too are not bad right yeah for the so these are the you can only have like
three medium storages those medium storages are probably the best you can
get through your buck should we go to this party like I don't know if we're
going to have enough time to go scuba and then party.
Where's this party at?
Vanilla Unicorn.
What does it start?
30 minutes, 35 minutes.
Yeah, party all day.
Would they come on now?
But you think we don't have enough time for scuba,
then just go there?
You need to dedicate at least an hour, maybe 45 minutes
to scuba.
that's right to get all that change that's actually a good second checks like
for the uh...
all i
i'm down to the admin so i got a screen
we can put all the nuggets in the input buffer
yo yo
holy back up
that me bro that ass
it was you
i'm a wazik
party party yeah
oh my god we got a little cake here
oh shit he's so guy
holy fuck that's gonna shit out of me
my fucking neighbors came over and they're laughing at our fucking story you gotta fix this shit
but how does he know I have like a fully automated fucking factory it's
you know sure there's man
yeah I'm
I'm about to pass out
was it between lead mom and mom I think I think we're under a season
he's been pissing me off all day
get his ass
won't fucking piss me off too
hey I didn't vote for Tony by the way I'm
or is he actually going to be transparent about this shit
where's the yet
not more than one word yet
uh... the unit
you know for the shipment
but i'm not going for nobody from the north of the fatigued jokes that's all
they are
religious and i thought he's nice
but what is my boy but but i like it where's the
they told me
but i was popping
you can even put a fucking a you can even do a little right up for the
fucking voting ballot it just says T unit damn right advice oh you got damn
right it's just so you know don't support your boy then that is not a
long yeah it's fine oh we need mayors that care about this fucking city do
you understand you're gonna sit here and tell me you need mayors that care but
told me to sign up for it as a bonus I'm taking it seriously you said right
if I get in fuck yeah but I don't know what just happens just just give me a favor okay
go into government yeah only government right scroll down to Los Santos budget
rates and just look at all that shit is the government managing handling where's
the government app oh government's and then where is it just scroll down to the
budget and look at all that shit you're gonna be managing handling brother and
look I did that as a joke it's just nine faults of people in the boat for me
man I mean that ass but you told me you're gonna take it seriously that
should be a good man I mean I got a lot of events I want to do I ain't never
said this yeah we could do that I'm gonna need when
But I'm a felon, there's a problem, they cannot help you.
Oh, there's no way they're gonna allow you.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I'll be right back.
Well, maybe I can pardon him.
I
Drive in I don't know. Let's go. What you guys come in just come in. I can't remember. I'm gonna be honest
It's funny we'll realize your racing
I think my only competition is the baby game or TSM whatever his name is guys got a lot of clowns on socials
Yeah
But that the unit the two units was said Diego nothing much of me go, you know money moves a big chilling gangster looking good
We're going block crawling you want to you want to go bar crawl? I'm down
I'm gonna drink
I suggested that we bar crawl after the VU
Oh
anybody trying to get a pond contract?
Anybody trying?
No.
No, should we?
Ask them more accurately.
Ask them more accurately.
Ask them more accurately.
All right.
OK.
You shouldn't tell them we're already on the way to X.
Why?
We're already on the way to try real quick.
Maybe we're right here.
OK.
I mean, they're going to do just the answer.
I
Don't need a fucking reason you feel me
She's got shot in she
I don't know what's happened with some angry farmers trying to kill me shooting at me
But the police showed up and they're gunning them down right now. I'm gonna be at the hospital, but I'm okay. Who was it?
some localized barber like literally ran across the entire field to kill me
I don't fucking care don't hit my line over some local you should be able to handle that
come on now shank them motherfucker
cut oh whoa whoa that was another weird one you mean clip of that one chat
as I hung up oh it's the same thing oh this is already fixed by the way so it's
because the call log is up
Yeah, we need to buy get a blast as a golden satchel shit
I got this on Bjorn always
I'm making a list right now of everything we need like everything high-priority
And just get a bunch of them like or the vase the ghetto blasters whatever not not hunting shit. It'll go bad
well well well well well well well well well well what did you say I'm gonna go
find out and come back to the point man that's my language that's my language
let's go you say it's not the party then but I'm not gonna get stormy the fuck out
then I'm going to the party but we got 30 yeah I mean I shan't I might better
You are honestly
You'll do anything
This is perfect social media manager, yeah, yeah, we bought them
What's the story does
I will bid on you yeah, I asked if you had a scuba gear, but we all bought it together remember we all bought one
Ranks, I will see you later raxame. I have to go
Jesus fucking Christ
Getting calls about bidding on strippers tonight at VU
Are you going after
And then a bit on the voice honestly, but like I got you right here right now. I'm gonna spend money for it
Man, I thought it was gonna be a fucking day to
Everybody was almost
I almost slept in.
Stay strong, stay strong.
I was gonna get real sad.
At least we have TB coming up later today.
TB?
Yeah, this dick.
Ah, that's ugly.
What? What? What? What? What?
Yeah, right.
Alright.
Alright, uh, you know what's going on?
You got a scuba ship on?
Oh, I gotta give a breakdown.
No, we've been scuba-ing before you were born.
Yeah, real shit.
I'll show you how much shit.
I can't wait for you guys to find two chests.
You want the bubbles?
I mean, look at the bubbles.
The bubbles.
Yeah, you gotta look for the bubbles.
There's like a whole system beyond the bubbles, but it's alright.
I'll figure it out.
Well, there's a gold chance. There's a silver chance
Now we're very nice
What's the strength
You ever play see at these before
Good evening. Whoa, whoa, whoa, the radio!
Shut up! Shut up!
Tonight, we are reminded that this city is more than concrete, sirens, and the lights we leave on long after we should have gone home.
Beyond the highways, beyond the empty lots and failed promises, San Andreas still has places untouched by our noise.
The ocean continues to meet the shore at the Lido Bay.
The wind still moves through the forests of Blaine County.
The desert still keeps what has been buried beneath it, and above all, it's the MacKillian.
For generations, people have traveled there looking for something, a view, a moment of silence,
proof that the city is smaller than it feels.
They say that at the sun, when the weather is clear, you can see everything.
The roads that brought us here, the towns we forgot, the distance between what we wanted,
work and what we may yet become. So if the city feels too loud tonight, remember. There
are still places where the signal is weak. Places where the ground does not ask who
you are. Places where, for a moment, you can stand above it all. Mount Kilia remains open
to the public. Take care on the roads. And if you go looking for peace, listen carefully.
On the side of Mount Chilean, way back in the day, there used to be a fucking ton of graffiti right below the fucking end.
Oh my god, the fucking end, the thing that goes down.
On the Mount Chilean, the huge drop down used to be a bunch of fucking graffiti.
I guarantee there's some shit there.
um um
blade county
belito where the winds meet
right ocean beneath the surface and then he's spoken away that sound like he was underwater
get so wide it was definitely it was definitely it was definitely multiple locations it's a
thing for 100 percent and why you're money we had it when we go down over there we just didn't
go to the spot there's another spot down there I'm telling you there's five spots
okay but he spoke about man one was the most obvious yeah yeah one was the most obvious
the planes oh that's a big-ass plane by him is flying in this game stand above it all
let's be waiting in the plane and give them over the planes are going
It was very clear that I am in, it was talked about in Mount Chilean.
Those are completely anti-swimmed.
I almost got slammed down over this shit, I'm sorry.
Okay, I will study this recording.
I
Feel low key I think the underwater laboratory slashed
Well, I mean, I think I don't know I think we should also go back to that door now to be honest
Yeah, I mean, let's do this
go up here now no I mean listen I mean I don't think anybody posted about it on
socials should be time right now so just lock in
yeah damn ranks
up here man what's that make us dumb
this is the best yeah guys did you hear what he said it though about like the
weather being clear like and he said the sky and when the sky is clear a hundred
percent he said when the sky is clear
we need to fight it down
everything he said is to fight it down
but I get the right on that for memory
Well, that was the first end of these days.
Just write it down, and then we can look at it, right?
And we can see the spots that he's talking about.
One of them, guys, one of them is in Beagle Water.
Guaranteed. It's so guaranteed, it's laughable.
Okay, but I don't want to be that guy.
But when he first said Mount Chilliad, it got borked out.
Did you not hear that?
Yeah, I did.
Hold on, hold on, I'm just gonna move in.
I think he said it was more silent, right usually there's nothing when he starts like that
A message he says in between the lines that he's very quiet
Just guns out guns out guns out. It was short spear. Yeah in case anybody heard in there. Yeah, oh god. It's guns out
Just guns out
this signal
don't get out don't get out don't
oh my god oh my god
I always do this
stuck it out
watch your attacks
who's that who's this guy just local it's a race gang is it oh so it's not okay I forgot
everything he said something about the sky is clear it's kind of foggy up here to be
honest there's a red mark underneath the desk on the bank it says come back when your story
complete. Always says that. What the fuck? Yeah, it's always said that. It's always said
that. There's no way that's always been there. Yeah, it's always been there. I'm gonna go
check on that. That's fucking scary though, no?
Hmm
Ready up over here
They move through the city with their eyes down their phone silent their lives carefully contained between roads
But signals do not disappear simply because they are unheard.
They travel through mountains. They sleep beneath concrete.
They wait in places the world has decided are empty.
Sometimes, if you stand in the right place, you may feel it before you understand it.
A small change.
A flicker. A color where there should be none. Do not dismiss it.
Every system leaves behind a way in.
A frequency. A threshold.
A door waiting for the right person to notice it was never fully closed the old world called these places dead zones
We called the points of contact so listen closely when the noise around you begins to thin and
If something reaches back answer it
I need to put 25,000 a man counts. Yeah, I did it. I did it. I bought it guys guys the source code
Look at this source code okay, who bought it?
I didn't buy it, I didn't buy it!
I bought it, I can put it down in the source code and text it and send it to you guys.
Yeah, yeah, there's a whole bunch of links to everything.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Brother, brother look at the box.
You're so fucking annoying man.
Yo, yo, you know who Yelba, when he was talking to the fucking bitch ass motherfucker.
Yeah but can we, can we, can we relax, like what the fuck is the point of solving this
shit if this is the box?
I might as well jump off the fucking mountain.
Fuck you, Marty.
Oh, I have to look at this thing.
I love awkward silence.
I gotta go down to the bank.
It says the next door is upon you that onion.
Is it white?
Uh, it's a link.
Yeah, none of this is working, so we have to lose a mind?
No, in the page source of all of it there's a bunch of new links and there's messages
inside of every single one.
Yeah, but I can't get in there.
What do you mean?
I can't get you in the vision. I don't know what to tell you.
Good line?
Are you seeing pages?
Okay, they're gonna talk man. All good.
No, no, no. I'm not seeing pages. They're all not found. I'm just looking at the
pages with every single one.
Because we need to go to locations.
We need to go to locations. Oh my fucking gosh.
Every location is a page. Every
is said is of the places that match those places. One is a too much fear.
One is a blade down the spot. All of that shit, man.
So the all of us buy it though or no?
Uh, probably all we'll have to do at a point.
Yeah, I would say maybe not for now, but if you want, yeah.
These vibes are atrocious.
You see that right now?
I mean, you just started cheating on me for no goddamn reason, so.
Is he coming to the car hello?
Hi there.
I'm sorry, I was so excited.
well yeah I was excited too I was excited too because I opened up the
Wi-Fi thing and there was a guy who was behind my back
yeah you should also apologize to Langford for putting a gun to his goddamn head
I wish you shot me honestly I wish you shot me
not looking behind me I'm not looking behind
I fucking wish you shot me
fuck I'm ridiculous
by the way, you go back to that spot and you know you have the ad, right?
I think what we bought is an ad for Roach
There's an ad for download?
Yeah, it gave it to you
Roach ad
I didn't buy it
Yes you did, why you didn't buy it?
I only have 19k
Wait, it's an ad? I'm gonna go buy that right now then
Wait
I
Somebody land me my name I give it bank
It'll be so easy to solve it. I
Well, yeah, it's like boring because we already fucking win all the other places
the fire catches what the f**k
look at me like I shot out over a f**king radio f**k guys
how about best friends
well I'm gonna go scuba the diamond for six hours tonight
I
My god, there's so much code
Well, I mean
I'm gonna so every page source links links when you link so I'm gonna keep going through every single one around them all down
For now, so if you don't hear me talking this way
Do a car on bro
Brother brother
I
All right
What you do was in this car today, holy fuck
Well, look at those birds it's just dying
Yeah, it's the lines right
It's cooking, I got the repair canes.
part of the one that died right there does you guys know
which when you open up the am
the app right
we see all the websites is it in the source code
now it's it's it's not the page you have to be through it
it's just what it's whatever all the it's all the dot onions you got a half ounce
I don't think you can ask any of those pages unless you signal rules green, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Hello buddy, good job opening your phone but I don't know anything about it.
Bro, I looked over at my phone and the wifi was glowing green and broke my heart drop. It was insane.
That's insane.
I think you access one of these cages for location and that was good. That would be my thoughts and you know the low dimmings
from the middle that I was going into the radio session.
I need to find something you want that is the easiest maybe.
Oh, I see him.
Can I see him?
Like that swar...
That onion. That onion.
That onion.
Tony's going to game mall, Tony's going to be game mall.
So landed bad onions.
I can't like copy them.
I know it's annoying. I made the door more like nipping it. Nobody reads a dead page twice.
Okay, so from what I understand from that axe, it means there's a bunch of leaks on here, right?
I think one of them is the answer, and it's like a big maze, and you have to find which one is the right link.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. Yeah.
I apologize, actually.
Oh, man.
Oh, motherfucker.
Yo.
Ay, yo, cousin.
We've been on this shit for like a week straight.
Well, you were out partying, acting, hiding.
I'm not partying.
We were all fucking like, those these days, smoking a cigar.
What the fuck are you doing these days?
We were out there skittling it.
I just thought we loved each other.
I thought we had strong love and a strong, unbreakable bond.
Were we always lucky this night?
You almost killed me.
I would have died if you shot that gun.
I did not know that.
Where am I going?
Well, I gotta finish this up first.
Because I think...
I need to put into...
So I'm gonna get some gas while you're out there.
We all think about that.
Yeah, a lot of these websites,
if you view the source code on all of them,
they all have different source codes.
I got the next thing I got.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, really?
Would you actually have fuck no well if you shot me I probably I would have to ice you like it's like one of like
Being shot by one of his fucking boys like there has to be some sort of reaction, right?
I just like I just like pulling on Jean Paul's strings because I know he just come off as his heart gangster
But he's done his side of his feelings, you know
Hey, he's the car
guys is the car off?
guys is the car off?
yeah it's off yeah
why is it making that sound there?
oh we're good
alright I think it
the
well I spent 25,000 dollars on this is not for me
really? this is for me, for sure
This is for you, Marnia. I don't know what I'm looking at.
Are things in green all important? Thank you.
I usually like the...
What I think green is like when something's like completed, you know what I mean?
I don't really know code that way on banks.
I keep saying the word...
I found it, I found it, I found it.
Meta, meta, meta.
Interesting.
What are these ink?
No, no, X. No, X. We'll have the browser.
For all of you guys, all of you guys, pull up the browser and type this in.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
WQKZFD.ONION.
Oh my god, oh my god.
They're things.
WQKZFD.ONION.
Oh, okay.
Damn, are they good genes?
This is exactly where I am so far.
I haven't looked at anything else.
I will not give you my name, you would gain nothing by its exposure.
It is enough to say that I was a systems engineer and the employee of Epsilon,
programmed for six years, and that the device we built there is presently being installed in human heads.
When the character of the work became clear to me, I made myself one promise,
that if it ever went bad, I would leave a complete record for whoever came looking.
The record is locked, and I ask you to understand that the locks are not meant for you.
Material left in the open is read by their instruments within the hour.
Material worked by hand on paper in the old ways they have never once troubled themselves to read.
Their instruments consider it beneath them.
You will need nothing but patience and a pencil.
Patience, I should add, is the one quality their method has never learned to manufacture.
The subjects in the trials, was that?
The subjects in the early trials were not broken, they were displaced.
Each resident of the mine was walked a fixed number of rooms from where it slept
and instructed to answer to those to the old address and the visitors noticed nothing
because the rooms are all furnished alike.
In the fourth trial, the displacement was four.
I have prepared my next entry according to that protocol. If you wish to read it walk everything home
ZLR and SV
You get it what is it?
So the no so the last one was the displacement of 13
Which was okay?
So there was a there was a link in the pictures from the beginning one, right?
And you had to you had to go back 13 letters on every single one on the link and that was the link to this
This one is back for that makes sense on dot SR MSR
Okay, so now what?
So that's you give you onion right? So you assume that onion is s I knew exactly exactly
I give you what? I give you...
How far is over mess?
Two! Oh yeah yeah yeah, you're right, two. Just two.
Now I'm so fucking confused.
In this Marty guy kinda smart, dead ass, into my lank.
Installed in human heads. What the fuck where you see the science the thing? I just read Tony
I'm
That's crazy
of
well I mean we have to do the minus four now I'm bad at alphanix
I'm so scared right now.
Yeah, this is ain't.
This one is going to be a program.
You want me to read it?
The cipher might be about the letters that are not on this program, is that correct English?
Program with ME at the end?
That wasn't English.
Program written with ME at the end, is that English or not?
I don't know what you're asking, Martin?
Read it, read it.
Because January was the month they moved the program underground.
My badge stopped opening the clinic and began opening buildings with pumps and turbines
in them. No memorandum accompanies a change of that kind. One simply follows one's badge
and the badge follows something else. You should know plainly what the product is, since
nobody inside will say plainly, it is a lattice printed against the interior of the skull.
It does not re-thoughts, it proposes them. A proposed thought arrives in the subject's
own voice and is accepted as a native. And securing that acceptance was the whole of
the engineering program. The problem was mine. At the trials, failures are referred to as
quiet outcomes. There were two in March. Their files did not close. The files emptied. Name,
history, nexus of kin, all of it gone. And the folder left standing on the shelf in the
manner of a coat left on a hook by a man who does not return. Under the doctrine printed
on the billboards, the procedure is called induction.
And the typhagors take the word for a metaphor.
It is not a metaphor.
It is a product schedule.
The tracks and the saucer of the marketing department.
The lattice is the church.
Writing in this hour is the only activity
I still trust my own hand to perform.
And I have begun calculating how long that will remain true.
The calculation does not favor me.
For one round I tried, before the lattice, was far simpler than anything we built afterward.
The start of a thought can be made to reflect the end of its meaning.
Capture the trigger at the point where the thought opens, inverted against its opposite,
and the thought, and the thought the subject was given becomes the thought you wanted.
They are the same thing.
That was the puzzle I needed to solve, and I'll leave it to you as I found it.
What opens, I have cashed well outside their fence.
the keeping of the oldest living thing on this coast at the place where the
land stops and the water begins it's it's starring guys I'm really freaking out
here I'm gonna throw up yeah this is some fucking crazy shit where the land
stops and the water begins is starring yeah man you're really good thank you
Reading thanks guys. Thank you for reading. I gotta contribute somehow. Yeah, Martin. What's next?
The old thing on this coast at the place where the land stops and the water begins
It's time. Yo, isn't that at the top where we went last time mr. Marty?
Which way?
Where the water's where the land stop and the water begins the place you went to last time when there's a UFO
guys it's it's fucking raining I'm just gonna say it she's gonna wear this can't
really fucking weird rain out I mean with the lane stats money money money money
yeah yeah
island
all
where my coach
epsilon island
where is it
Okay, I'll just play out the other chips.
Guys, I know I don't wanna be that guy.
I know we're solving some sort of mystery,
but is nobody worried about the chips inside our heads?
Which ones?
Are we being Miger's role?
Yo, they could just have a shit on my head, buddy.
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Nothing good.
Thank you, thanks, Miger.
Yeah, thanks.
I should have.
I should have.
I'm going to go ahead.
Um, um, what, you guys,
was there any sort of mistakes in any of this at all or not?
Or was that a good show?
Uh, I fell like the war,
but I'm too dumb to hear the correct spelling,
so I couldn't tell you.
Okay, then I was wrong,
but I was my first thing.
you know I did like two in March right they didn't have two March March is the
March is the third month of the year right
can somebody answer am I going to this island Martin I mean yeah we have no
or else to go anyway.
Maybe in line 23.
Line 23.
Fuckin' 20.
23, the greatest basketball player ever touched a basketball with the Ron James.
Oh my god, we'll get Michael Jordan.
We'll get Michael Jordan.
That's why he lost those championships, because they forced up a new one.
Yeah, he's with us now, boy.
Yo, sixers.
I got it.
Go, Byrons.
and
yes the goals
on why not
I know you're saying that it's you and it's not you being my control to tell me not to go there
they still me and still me and you really cut that out
but that's what they said it's the opposite it's a proposed style you think it's your thought but it's not your thought
What am I talking to right now?
What?
Just tell me, cousin, don't worry.
I'm just going to be scared so the whole time I'm trying to solve this chat.
Yeah, what about the first broadcast? Remember when we were at the Sandy?
Yeah.
The long broads that include that into words. That might be very important. I was coming down there.
Wait, what in the... Alright, hold on. In the keeping of the oldest living thing on the coast, at the place where the land stops and the water begins it's staring.
I mean the oldest thing living on the coast would definitely be a fucking rock, which would make it be an island maybe
But the island theory might be right because I mean if you think about it
The oldest thing you know thing living on the coast like it's gonna be a fucking rock
Yes, and rocks technically aren't dead
If you really think
Why am I 18 years old? Why am I 18 years old?
Or, or, or, wait, wait, wait, a big fucking brain. Big brain.
Big brain, okay?
And the keeping of the oldest living thing on the coast.
The big fucking tree that overlooks the fucking Epsilon Island.
It's literally right across from me.
Oh my gosh, I probably didn't even want to shoot me.
It was a post-doc in your mind trying to control you to shoot me.
Don't get baited for info, don't get baited for info, don't get baited for info, hang up the phone!
Mr. Lange, you got to my head!
Ah!
Yo!
Oh!
Stay there!
Yo!
Yo!
Look, look, look!
The old train!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't move, man, stay close, yo!
Oh, my control is serious.
I think it might be the tree down there.
I think this tree can be worth a look.
Reading the puzzle, it might be.
in the mountains
in the keeping the oldest living thing on the coast
landstabs
check it out this is land
big tree all living
We're in a simulation.
So, what if we have to dig something up underneath
that train?
But there's a tree as well! Look! There's another shop!
Yeah.
To be honest, I always thought there was like one big ass huge tree here.
What if the world really is flat?
Is that what you're getting from all this shit? Must I go?
I don't think we went to the moon anymore.
What is the meaning of when water begins its starring, like water beginning its starring,
like what is the meaning of that?
Water Starring, all of them referred to as water starring is a modern internet slang
turn that describes the act of staring blankly into space while completely lost in thoughts.
The term is a metaphor comparing a person's blank zoning out expression to someone looking
at the body of water like an ocean or a lake, in danger.
Is this crazy ghoul right now?
Because I think I got it.
Oh, it's staring.
I typed it wrong.
It's not right.
Excellent island, yo.
Where is it?
Look at your GPS.
There is it!
Look at your GPS sir. I told you to turn down the...
My...my...my... I can't transform the car to a boat!
The girl in the car is the old man.
I know.
Or...or at the, um...
No, let's just go to where we know where this radio is.
It's not that...
I'm sorry, by the way.
I'm slightly stupid.
Martin is our head guy and we know a book gang.
That's the reason why he did it. I mean, just want to say thanks all I know is drive
Might have to go up on the other side that I
Ramp ambience.
Alright, we're fine.
Ooooooh!
That was wicked.
Good like a fucking line.
Well, maybe half-paint
That was bad ass quietest person in the car with the one assault at all. He is the chosen one the one destined for this opportunity
Warren
He's the man to myth the legend some say is 4-4-3 that is a lie
Nobody has ever said that I'm taller than you
say they can't are both usually right
Lane you're starting to freak me out
I mean bad ass cuz you freaking know we have to keep us grounded and you're
freaking me out as you take it from us
Tricking the world as we know it has changed.
Oh, Jesus.
AI is the doom of it all.
It will take over us.
It will worship it as a God created by the cosmic galaxy.
But the reality is it was created by man,
number than I am.
The ghost of Christmas past is the ghost from the future.
There's one left behind.
you can get wet right there
I'm just waiting for you guys. I gotta prepare my reading.
It's not much to read, but QBZFBL.ONION.
I feel like I lucky should have figured that out a little bit sooner. I'm a little ashamed of myself, but it's all good.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Close down pause and get ready. This is great.
QBZFBL.ONION.
onion
The fricking jp in the corner man
You're gangsta where you ants we get the next link
You on the island? Alright, sorry. I'm gonna swim back over here. We're at the
pier parts. It's gonna take you too long. Swim to the coast. Swim directly in
front of the island. Like head to the coast. You'll see me on there.
Guys, I know how to beat the Matrix.
They said that the thoughts are imposed in our mind to make you think that it's ours.
We simply just must stop thinking when we talk.
Very easy to tell you.
I'm just playing.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I can go in here. No way. Oh my god.
Hey guys fell for it.
I sent him our location.
I'm in the busy.
Wait, there's things like multiple seats now. Hold on.
I'm in the back.
I'm walking in this bitch.
I think it's like four or six seats.
Now we're meant to solve this puzzle. We are in the right state of mind, and we are in the right calm.
What do you mean?
Center of our location is swimming over here.
Damn, I did it again.
I
Don't think that yeah, thank you listen guys
I don't think this one might be up to X or you guys to solve because this one is like a location. It seems like
Let me see
Behind you is the most wise only if age provides
Which makes you think of like when you're staring at water and then there's something behind you
That's the most wise only if age provides it. So like maybe like a
are you? Oh, no, of course not. Good, thank you. Guys, I gotta contribute somehow. Please
just let me read. Sorry. Sorry. Is there anything in the page? Like the source? I'm not reading
anything. I'm waiting for it. You know, it's so poetic. He's such a good rush to get me
word as a one for one away from nobody, but he always has to come back to us because we
We saw it first.
But Tia was all his time.
You're on the beach, you get my ping.
All right, he's swimming.
He said there was some radio static
and his radio over there.
He's swimming over here now.
We should probably go over there.
Stay here, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.
the ram he's swimming you want us to come to the island then if you heard
static
all right we should go ahead a motor saying we should just come to you and go
on the island he needs to hear it and then it'll help him understand and we'll
all understand so can we just go yeah we're just gonna come to the island and
He needs it. Oh, yeah, the motors right here
No, bro, you gotta stop separating from us man, I got the next link man. We can't do this shit without you
All right, all right back
All right, well, we're here waiting for you. You want us to come over there or should we go over there?
You might have to go back after you hear this
I just don't think when I talk I just I didn't master the superpower. I'll be the only one to walk into the matrix
Just don't think when I talk
Just don't think when I talk just don't think when I talk I'm thinking about nothing my mind is emptying the words are coming out
I think it's working
Martin I'm trapped Martin. I'm trapped in this body. They're controlling me one
It worked
Yeah, yeah, what's up? Nothing. What? You said if I think nothing that I can be nothing
then I cannot be trapped by this awoken goddamn matrix. Nothing can take over me. I'm not
a matrix. I'm a normal man living in my Sanctos and I love my life. Tifflon, brother. What?
whoa where am I what did you just say oh what's up Martin okay Tony can I talk
to you for a second yeah of course Kazam
I
Don't like who's old the motherfucker got me going crazy like
Like scaring the fuck out of me advance
Hey brother brothers was gone over there. Oh nothing nothing brother. We come on how we listen to the you man. We pissed
Okay, I mean, what is that radio?
No
I just thought
What the fuck is just normal radio
Let's go. Let's go
Nobody think we talk. It's the only way to stay out of the matrix stop thinking don't talk
Just stop thinking and don't talk then talk when he stopped
Okay. Hey, do you want to read the thing now?
So I took the first letter of every paragraph and then I put it backwards like I wrote the ABCs in order
Then put it backwards as well, and then I linked it together
Because it said take the inverse of whatever. Yeah, link is QBZ
F D L dot onion
No signal
Behind you is the most wise only if age provides it in front of you is endless reflection
Connection refused out of range
Okay
You would know
Okay, and yeah, yeah, I'm hanging on the line he kind of he kind of cooks with that one
Because we're going for a boat and you're going mountain go on a fucking wet road like a fucking dumb fuck
Wow, now we're resrinting.
Yeah, when I found the link, I tried telling you guys and then you weren't in here.
I wasn't even paying attention to what was going on around me, I can't lie.
But yeah, I think this one, I looked at the page source, everything.
There's no nothing for me to solve, it's like a location.
And then when the connection is normal, then there would be something to solve.
You feel me? So we have to go wherever this is.
You feel me?
There's like three puzzles within 6D either.
like the audio ones you know what I mean the one the radio broadcast
let's fuck with them a little bit let's fuck with them a little bit yeah but we
have this right right now so why don't we just focus on this sure I used to get
it could help solve this to know where to go there's also a location
That was the first moment I understood that they were not interested in new epsilons.
New epsilons were a trash. They wanted people to be in their areas and swap em out and begin calling them.
It doesn't happen at all with new epsilons. New epsilons.
What the hell was that?
We had this thing that made me and buddy, I think that's too much beer.
Unless, unless he's fucking reverse in the middle.
Cause I couldn't hear that well.
Shit, that was so much.
When I read like beyond, you know, beyond you is the most wise.
Only if age provides it.
In front of you is an endless reflection.
I mean ideally, you know, endless reflection where everybody would say ocean or water or whatever the fuck writes.
Only if age provides it is making me think something with the new casino and passable like you know age of uh like gambling ranks or uh maybe like a a billboard somewhere and that has like alcohol on it but it would have to tie into the most wise.
Increase our minds.
other than this block is way too much
by the way, it's way too much, you know, it's way too much fear?
yeah
guys, government, you see that?
what? what?
she rang?
Guys, I got a government ass-pitting it. Is it fall to the E?
What?
Don't see that. What?
I swear!
And should we go back to that one door?
Fucking
Oh
Okay
thoughts, my old wants, my own dreams and goals. I love my friends, I love my friends,
I love my friends, I love my friends, I love my friends. They can not control what I want.
The hand used the most wise only if age provides it.
In front of you is an endless reflection.
I'm thinking back to like I don't know if this is an actual like age thing you know
like that up France I'm thinking this like like something that comes with age
like something we would have been a part of I knew is the most wise only if age
provides it was that thing that doesn't go the alley get it that's those insane
it I got a government paying on my fucking phone from the from the government
app yo Tony Tony Tony I'm gonna break it down for you yeah my view is the most
wise only if age provides it how do you get age
No wisdom.
How do you get wisdom, Tony?
How do you get wisdom?
You get older.
You get older.
So what's behind?
What do you leave in the past, every year?
Your age.
Behind you is the most one.
You only have age for blind scenes.
And it would be your wise years because you learn from the past.
You learn from the past.
You learn from the past.
Holy shit, we got the ring through.
Behind you is the most wise.
Because when you look behind...
Okay, you're not 18.
You have a fake IB from Tijuana.
That's a fact.
It's a giving.
If you're 18, I have 20 kings.
I use the most wise, so I'm gonna pay for fine scenes.
Yeah, this has to be a location.
Yeah, because out of range, connection refused.
wisdom comes from being old
what is the oldest thing on the island?
um... actually no
ready? come on everybody out!
and
was the oldest building in Los Santos, Tony.
I'm sure, like, oldest, oldest building.
I don't even know.
That's something that lines up with it would probably be the lighthouse like a lighthouse is pretty fucking old
Playhouse wouldn't be a bad idea to go check out
Behind you is the most wise only if age provides it in front of you is an endless reflection
behind you is the most wise only in front of you is an endless reflection I'm
thinking this guy to be there's gonna be Los Santos it's gonna be the city
I think about it, right?
I think here, I think, um...
It's gotta be the lighthouse.
I mean the tree would be a good point but we already looked at it unless unless we go to like more trees around
There's we go getting a helicopter nevermind
Behind you is the most wise what is the most wise thing in the world?
Well, I think he's referring to age, something old.
What is the oldest building in Los Santos that's near the body of water?
The lighthouse.
Yeah, I'm low-key thinking lighthouse.
Only if age provides it. What a weird thing to say, only if age provides it.
Well, it makes sense, right? You cannot have wisdom if you're young.
young age will only provide you wisdom oh I see I get yeah now it makes yeah it
makes sense
where's John Paul oh my god look how beautiful it looks is it real is it
I don't know.
Yo, guys, do you guys know if the library is still open in there, Parker?
Have you shut down?
Come.
Could it make for clearance?
Is it shut down?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I bookmarked it and the title of it when I bookmarked it says undertow
Yeah, yeah mirror was the invert invert inverting thing
So would it be above town
Yo, what if we get enough of these links right bad names and we put them together and it makes a nice link
Oh
That's the order, right? It's so beautiful
That's the order right from the web science. It would be
Entry mirror and then under toe
Yeah
Well the first one is technically 404, but I just like the first thing so
Thank you get my bike
Which pages
from the undertow source page there's a bunch of like Joe fire yeah I haven't done
any of those like H.I. yeah we should go
I mean old buildings in Los Santos are gonna be like like a church or little Italy or the
the other little Italy by pink cage or the lighthouse.
Like I'm trying to think of like old old buildings
or the age, you know what I mean?
of
the
that activated the chip in his brain when I sick that.
I'm gonna check those old buildings out behind this later.
So how do we know all the pages on the other sites are not
Useful the ones from before there's so many of them
Well, it's because
I've just been going up so the first one the Roach one said like I put a bunch of dead shit in here
No one looks twice or whatever so I ignored those and then I found the other one
So I just assumed that most of the time all that shit is just like it's that
spaghetti
But it's not it's not
I mean I looked if you want to look through them I looked through most of them there was nothing
The fucking what
the lighthouse
there's somebody fight his ship it's a job of real
as well. I think it's good to know.
No, I'm thinking of, like, just taking the sun out of the picture and what would, you
know, reflect like light on the water. I'm thinking lighthouse or, yeah, and it's constantly
spinning.
How do you think a lighthouse reflects its lights?
doesn't have like a spinning light bulb or light thing and then a light shines on
the water no how does the lighthouse reflect its light
Jean Paul how does what a lighthouse reflect its light yeah I would like
Nice.
But how does it do it?
How does it do it?
No, no, it's talent.
No.
I don't know.
Fuckin' through a, through a glass science.
Use of mirror.
Oh shit, you're actually right.
The lighthouse.
Shanks.
Was either thinking the lighthouse or like the law
All Santos Pier, like all the lights bouncing off the water from the pier.
Then behind it is the city, so that would come with the age, you know what I mean?
Look how beautiful that looks, wow.
The oldest thing.
Look to our left.
It's beautiful.
The lighthouse is on.
It is on, I'm just going to say thanks.
Look.
It's moving!
It's on him!
The light is moving.
Well it's time.
The desert.
nothing
there's a red house there
it's always there
it's gone, we went, me and Marty are on it, well there's a house but it's very broken
can we check the pure tanks?
I'm out of ideas.
I was just trying to think of, like,
obviously it's water somewhere, right?
But, like, what would, for Frank, obviously...
You feel that?
I don't feel really more of heart.
I don't feel real.
Are you good, Kazoo?
I just found a plastic surgery voucher at that front door.
Let's go to the rear passenger.
What the fuck?
We mad at me because my fucking nose is better than yours.
Nice.
But a fucking beak for a nose.
Nice.
Yeah, right, super nice.
This is all fabricated
It's we're gonna mirror park I see a cow. It's you
It's a fake cow. It's not real you're imagining things
Nightmare nightmare what what nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
I was just joking, I am.
Oh, Santa's isn't saved, this is all I...
They bamboozled us, brought us back here for no reason.
It's just the same as we left it.
We just don't see it.
Because we see what they want us to see.
That's why that sunset is so beautiful.
That's what the clouds look like on candy.
it never got better
guys we're going
guys I have something
DMV pole
maybe uh
is this profile
Yeah, yeah, M-Day Santa, I got that written down.
And then the phone numbers are 46211000, that one.
Yeah, that was one.
Yeah, that was one.
It was like the second link, I think?
Or the mirror one?
Hmm, right.
Why would they save the island?
on the
look at
I'm not that smart like you my man
that's I'm just gonna say just in case
alright
on the on the source page
on the
undertoe
I'm
at the bottom
it says var
underscore next
right do you think the old vars might maybe
oh no
no
I think the page moving forward or the one that means on a month
I mean the
this or all bullshit
I
Yes, definitely that's why I never made
We should look you call the numbers just in case I can't lie give me the number of point
Well, I don't know it. This might be someone's social like I don't know what the fuck this is
it's 462 on one that that's a show that's a social what's the what's nice the last
number oh my god it's zero zero zero zero you guys see that what what you guys
see it with the talking lane it's doing right now yes oh thanks it's a pin
I think we should also go back to the other door.
Yeah, yeah, the damn
Son is real
Oh my god.
I think I got a good one.
A liquid library?
Yes, you guys. It's closed down.
I think I got a good one.
Yeah.
Going on UVSRCP.
UVRSCP?
UVSRCP.
Yeah, we've never been to a library.
It's closed, it's closed! Look at it, it's closed!
You're the last friend?
Or was it ever there? That it ever exist?
Go to the old door here, like go, go, uh...
Sure you do.
I can't mark it, there's something on the GPS.
Look there, on the, on the jib...
Fuck! It doesn't say library, it's just a bench of string.
What the fuck is that?
Did UVS?
Let me check real quick.
GP?
You going to the spot, Nugix?
you going to the spot, Nuggets?
Oh, the river and through the water, careful the sounds we go.
The link there works for me to be honest.
Wait, UBS RCC.
Yeah it doesn't work for me. UVS RCP. It doesn't work.
UV UV release. Sublight. Wait what?
Energy follow the E.
Does it have source code you mean? Or does it have an actual website that pops up?
Well no, I can tell you why it's nothing. I can tell you. So if you go to that name...
Well no, okay, so if I go to the 404 one, the roach.ion, that one looks like not found, right?
But on the bottom you see how it says server at blah blah blah port 13.
when you go to a random link it'll say server at 127.0.0.1 nothing whatever the
fuck that's how you know it's a dead link if it has something else it could be a
legit thing make sense
yeah like go to roach.onion and compare to your on the bottom like there's
the server ad jdx whatever the fuck is you at point 13 that's how you know it's
not at that link but the 127.0.0.1 is at that link the home IP has no connection to any server
yeah but okay okay probably crazy but i feel like we still shouldn't do that because
we're meant to be getting good um people don't look at dead links twice
people don't look at dead links twice
I
Know yeah, I try man
I don't really want to say I think I'm going crazy
I mean you can't blame them for not ignoring it how does your brain just delete that from
your mind what the hell does that mean and they're too yeah like what is that
What is that?
What is that?
Exactly.
Uh, and the toe is strong currents moving beneath the water surface.
So that's where the surface waves are pulling water away from the shore.
There's something under Wander.
Okay, so what is an undertow exactly like are you without translating like can you get down for me cuz I don't know what that means a
Strong curve and it's basically a strong curve currents moving beneath a water surface and that
So like where's where can you find that strong current beneath the water working you find that?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Santos?
Uh-oh.
Do you guys want to talk about this thing?
Oh, well, I needed you for my question.
So what?
Does a storm cause an undertone?
Is that what you're saying?
Like, for example, a storm would cause an undertone?
Because of like, the waves and all that other stuff.
So there's a storm current moving beneath the water
surface, so it's full of water in the opposite direction
of the surface's waves, right?
So this is pouring water away from the shore.
So it's like almost sucking it in a different direction.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
What would do that?
How would we find that?
The moon, the moon does that.
Oh, god?
Yes, the gravitational wave of the moon.
That's why we have waves in the water.
That's true.
Yeah, because it's like low time, high time.
I don't know anything about this, bro.
I go and see it.
That's why I said, you guys got to stop this way.
I don't know, there's no computer shit I can do here.
Oh my god, the sky is red.
Surface wire moves towards the beach as waves break.
The water toe moves the water back out
along the bottom of the sea.
So whatever we're looking for, it could passably be underwater.
The sky is red.
I will, the most wise.
I
Will is no nice, but it says only if age provides it right so like what is it our hours old
Hundreds and hundreds of years even thousands
I
Yeah
So
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the J. Y. A. U. W. O. Yeah, yeah, right?
I made that correlation because all of our links have fixed letters, right?
And so I took the first of each and then it said in the last paragraph said invert it against its opposite
So I wrote the ABCs in order, I got a piece of paper,
then I wrote it backwards and then I just linked them together.
It's like the inverse.
Yeah.
Honestly.
You're that GPS spanker.
The philosophy of vehicle itself, have you ever heard about that?
Ma'am.
The Amy's.
I'm starting to believe it's real.
I've seen some like grinding on this building over here.
Right there behind it, behind it, behind it, right here, right here.
Right there.
Right here.
I want to try to look nearer.
See you in the back wall.
I want to try.
I want to try.
I want to try.
I want to try.
I want to try.
One minute.
the
See?
These people aren't real.
Who is real?
I'm not real.
You're not real.
are you real?
are you?
wait back
when I say kiff you say flam kiff
flam
You say flam, kiff.
Flam.
Guys, guys, behind you are the most wise.
Ah, that is a little s-skittle.
Behind you are the most wise, right?
So, you're done now, because the present, behind you is wise.
If age provides it, you can only get in if you're old enough to get seen out.
Because you're too little wise, and when you get in, you're stupid enough to go in.
and you can only go because you're old enough.
Man, that's what I was originally referring to,
because I mean, you see me and...
Remember that, like, art that we seen up in Toledo, right?
Come on, man.
You think about it, right?
But art that we seen up in Toledo
had the casino's logo on it, right?
And...
Now that reflecting off the law census,
that's why I think law census is the oldest thing,
you know what I mean?
I'm down to try it. I just think I just think from that last sentence it has to be near a body of water like it has to
Yeah, a hundred percent
What's wise about that yes that makes a lot of sense
There's a rest a retention basin in there. No a
watch a
retention base in it. I
Don't know what that it. I don't know what that word means
no it's it's a fucking it's a lot of water that that that can hold water for rain
momentos mentos my vehicle you piece of shit why I stopped punching but can't
get inside the thing, right?
Nathan?
I agree, I think it's going to be near a body of water as well.
I mean, my best guess is going to be like...
Old casino! Old casino in the back with this water!
Water at the...
There is water at the back of the casino, by the way.
Okay.
I don't know if it would be like...
I was like, look, I don't know if the endless reflection though,
but I think of the endless reflection,
I think of like,
I'm also trying to get the,
the undertow of the strong current, shit, right?
Yeah, I'm thinking like pipes under water,
but undertow is like a natural thing that happens, right?
It's not like pipes or anything,
so I'm gonna hex that out.
And...
I feel like it should be in our house,
and if it reflection,
it does be there,
in the mother fucker,
in our house, it reflects endlessly.
Yeah, I mean that's that's a me like not not the movie bites. Maybe we've got the lighthouse though. I just don't know if maybe
Five night
Why are you laughing at me what did you say?
All right, mate
I
Why it's art nice you wouldn't get it you wouldn't get it
All right
We should go to the near park while while turning back
You tell me with the Joe case cuz I don't get eggs
I don't think anybody will get it. If you know what I'm talking about, you're stupid. I'm gone.
Alright.
What is this guy doing? You guys see this guy here?
Let's get up next week!
I
Like a job for saying I just handles you go for a sec
Well buddy
I'm computing man
Yo, Mr. Lange you got chipped you are you are a chipped individual somebody chipped
We need to get it out of your head man
Let me go to eugenics clinic and we get this shit out home boy
This is like what he's getting worse. Yeah, he's gone. It's like
I
Guys this is up to you like guys. No Tony. I've been saying I've been saying thanks
Go to the peering go to the little Sanchez parent. I can tell you it's a body of water like I'm thinking Wilson pure
You know, steady is the background, it's fucking old, all the shanks.
Alright, let's try that.
Now undertow happens at a beach.
I don't think so.
Like, this is all I have to work with.
Behind you is the most wise, only if it binds in front of you is an endless reflection.
That ending is so easy, but it's the beginning that's the hardest.
But I mean, I guess that it would make it easy necessarily.
Oh man, I'm thinking a little sensors here.
If that little sensor is pure, I mean maybe Mount Chiliad is the oldest, right?
Maybe the, you know, the Dax and Sandy somewhere, some shades.
I thought that tree earlier that we went to would be a good idea, but that was for days.
Nothing was clearly there.
What if Mount Chilliad is the oldest, you know what I mean?
It's all the way back down a little bit, but let's look around here and see if we see anything.
and
I'm gonna go get a new car please.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get a new car please.
There you go.
My car's scared.
No, no.
We lost a plot.
No key.
Okay
We're getting a new way
Running running little back section right here
We're in that bathroom good checkings
I think it's time to refer to the earlier puzzles that they give us to the radio, yo.
The broadcast, the broadcast, the frequencies, I think we need to go back to all those ones
or at least get an idea.
it gives us multiple locations, and then the answers are some of these. Maybe it's time
to let go.
Right, how do we go back to the spots where we originally heard them?
No, no, no, no, no. Do you not remember what it said?
Not like word for word to be completely honest with you.
the night we reminded it that this city is more than concrete silence and the
lights we leave our
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
I can't drive. I can't drive.
Thanks so much.
The ocean continues to meet the shore at Palito Bay.
The wind still, it's regulation.
Through the forests of Blanktown, even the river still keeps what has been buried beneath it.
And above all, Chilean.
So wouldn't it be like I have the casualty trails where the water goes through to the ocean?
What the fuck?
That's where I am.
Yeah, you may find my drive, you know?
The desert still keeps what has been buried beneath it and above all, Mount Jadiet.
For generations, you have traveled there looking for something.
A view of one of the signs that prove the city is smaller than it feels.
They say that in the sound, sand, and when the weather is clear, you can see everything in it.
The road that brought us here, the towns we forgot, distance between what we were and what we may yet become.
It's like making a triangulation.
So if the city feels too loud tonight, remember there are...
He says when the signal is weak, play where the found is not asked who you are, places
where for a moment you can stand above it all.
Mount here remains open to the public, you take it out on the roads.
You go looking for peace, listen carefully.
Sometimes the mount answers.
Maybe we go back and chill yet, have you heard that?
Fuck it.
Mark?
go back to where?
go to where?
chill the app and let's enter
yeah I like that because
it's the only place we've ever gotten signal at all in the first place
so it's not a terrible idea
if you go looking for peace in Kipperly
sometimes the mountain ants are letting it
it may be
yeah I mean maybe that's where the active signal is
if we're trying to pop a web page on the top of the mountain
it might
and it might
no!
You see what I'm saying yeah, it's possible that the riddle isn't complete and we need this
Let's complete the middle to go the actual location or whatever the fuck so
I like that actually like it a lot
And for quick we go on the car bed. Yeah, I'm saying fuck driving up. Let's go up on the car band
Happens when you when you spell signal is on
Keep the signal on!
No signal! No signal! No signal!
Oh my god!
Holy fact that's a cheese!
Land is on!
Alright, you're sending the tellers?
No.
Whaaat?
of
the
Yeah. I really just want to throw up. My life means nothing.
Somebody might be up there. We got a second to go down there.
I like going in the Gible Park. Yeah.
Pull it out, Shane.
We've got the chlorines. Is it on the way down? Oh, there's one right there.
Here it comes.
The gondola.
It's my first time riding in the gondola.
Oh shit.
Alright.
Here we go.
Look at me like Disney theme park.
I'm just going to a portal.
Yo, yo, yo.
I think we should motherfucking get available at the bank or what?
We'll be back on those front.
the beach. Look at the stars, I see the big dipper. Bro, what is the big dipper? I don't
think it's a real thing. Yes it is. You've never seen the little dipper in the big dipper
in the north star? I don't know what that is man. You know what constellations are? Holy
shame. We're taking a nap. The little dipper is literally right there. You see it? To the
the right of the man
both yet
the three stars that are like it in a triangle formation the slight star
below it that's the little dipper
you not see it
i don't know what i'm on the i'm sorry google little dipper
on your phone
i'm not i'm not a fucking astrologist mother fuck i don't read my
movie should be so this riddle knows
you're not wrong actually hold on
holy shanice you're the clown
and you're suspecting
press to
the call from your father here
everything's changed
by the way listen on the last sentence of this uh... the one previously it says
I thought we were going on a hunt trip with the security on this coast at the place where the pussabs and the water begin
Baints!
Wait, that's a face on the rack!
What did you say?
I said, when are we gonna do...
What?
...the security hunt?
There was a face on the rack!
Well, you... you can be around for a bit, I'm gonna eat some food before I go up there
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Yes, I can be around for a bit.
There was a face on the rack, like, painted in the rack
Should we go?
Like look look look right there doesn't that look like an eye right there look like an eye
Yes, no, I'll show you on the way down. I'll show you on the way down
Yeah, that was fine. You just give me a call when you could okay. Why don't you hesitate so long? Oh
I
Was told somebody stop going home for a moment. I'll stay low. Okay. All right. Now we're there
Oh well, I just wonder why everything is strange or am I going to just hear that all the haunted
truth?
Can't talk about it on the phone, they have a chip in our brains, your thoughts are not
your home, they make you think what you want to think and that's how they control your
mind because you never question it in the first place, I gotta go.
Okay, let's go back down and I'll show you what I was talking about.
This isn't real.
This isn't real.
This isn't real.
Wow my friends don't care if I jump and die.
Alright this isn't real. It's fake. The only way out is to die.
The only way out is to die. This isn't real.
The only way we break out of here is if we kill ourselves because then we'll wake up.
No, no, no, no, just let's not get down.
It's not real.
Los Angeles was never saved. How's this possible? Does it make any sense?
We never made it out.
It's real, ain't it, Bob?
That's what they want you guys to say.
you guys not listen she's not read what I wrote oh my god
hey she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not
real she's not real who is that how do I know that you tried to kill me you try
to kill me I'm real I don't feel you
Oh my god.
This is all I have.
You're only 18, man.
You've got so much to live for.
I'm not as young as I am.
No, you actually have your 18 young boys.
Ginger.
Hail.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
I think you need some love.
You guys love me.
Oh, yeah.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
All right, I'm just saying I think we have to do a group hang
Thanks guys
Do the landing ball little cousin. Yeah, I feel it
I feel you guys touching me right now
And we believe you on the team we believe you we were just messing around right next time. I'm not crazy then yeah
Yeah, you're not crazy. You just use smart you super smart. Do you guys see the little bit right? I
I see it. Oh, it's so beautiful.
Oh, I see it. It's a big pan.
Let's go. It's the big dip pan. Let's go, like...
And you're the best narrator in the world.
I can't believe I just shot somebody. Thanks, Mark. I used a lot, actually. I will be working on my reading.
Yeah, you're a good reader. Thanks.
If you could read one page of a Harry Potter book. I finished that sentence, Mark.
No.
Did you read one page of a hair cut a book?
That was the end of the sentence.
Yeah, alright.
This is me from the future. I'm so glad you started reading.
What are you doing here?
What up y'all we're just we're just riding the gondola guys sure
Yeah, we're gonna go check out the view and stuff they can't oh
Remember hi. Hi. Absolutely. Thanks. There you are. We're looking all right get ready get ready. Okay. Everybody look here, okay?
Look below
Right and just pay close attention to the racks. All right, just close attention
It's right there right that's what I'm saying. Okay boom is a face right there
And then look look look look down to the right here. It's gonna be on this right hand side
But on the mountain there ain't big boom right here. It's coming up right now
Coming up right now look boom another face
wait
That's where the faces are putting all the faces
look in the mountain it's what I'm saying
what the fuck is he saying?
look look look look at the fucking thing
fucking look look look at that
it's like camouflaged into the rack
what in the gosh darn fuckface
what the fuck is he talking about
we have the island I swear
I think we should go to the
Epsilon Island!
Guys, it is where it ends. It's the last living thing. It had radio frequency signal interference then.
Let's go.
We go- we go and get gapped. Just so y'all know.
By who?
We're gonna get gapped.
By whom?
Bro, what? You did not do the 400 people that were just at Montelliette? Did you miss that part?
To be fair, I don't know if they know shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I don't also know how many of you have had a blackout in a show.
No.
Guys?
Does anybody here tell you what anything?
I told them about you!
All of us were on my back, so yeah.
You told all of them?
Hey.
Okay.
Hi.
I
Yeah, I have a good idea.
Yeah.
I haven't been there. Yeah.
I haven't been there to make it.
Okay. I don't know if the signal was
other drops, a fly or an
what what or any of those words I'm gonna keep it this thing I'm gonna keep
it something and as he started talking he didn't want to so he just rambled
out some random shit anybody else feel that way he said he didn't know if it
was a flying and on that island there is a fly catcher not my cap that acts it's
an electric buzzer fly catcher I'm pretty sure but we should double change
I didn't do that last time though.
Well, probably it was an eye.
I swear, that shack looked weird.
Let's go back to it.
Okay.
Nooooo!
Damn.
There's a shame.
What the fuck are we doing?
We're going to the fucking islands!
I think we gotta go to the hospital.
Let's go to the island.
So why is this called Epsilon Island?
I'm not going to waste time and spend some fortune lobbying so that regulations don't
bog down the case.
I'm going to start paying for everything.
Are we going or not?
I feel like this is a waste of time.
I'm not swimming over there.
Have fun.
get the swimmin, what are you doing man?
I ain't swimmin all the way over there
letting those two care, Pete, no I'm just not gonna swim all the way over there for
a fucking buzz trap fly trap that's like a radio
Plus I got a bunch of little RP I gotta go do I can't do this for the next 12 hours guys. I just can't
I'm just going to get some food and be done because I'm a little bit cooked.
I'm still adjusting this early on, see if it's going to be 6.45 this morning.
Well, for a fat minute, you know?
X also knows because of but what bug did he see when you guys talking about just
it the UI I guess I'm really that big of a deal so guys saw the puzzle
Oh, did he see more than that?
Is he gonna actually, yeah, but he still has to solve the puzzles, so it doesn't matter.
He can't brute force his way through that door, but I mean, obvious that's something, right?
What's popping?
Yo.
over there I'm fucking bitch fucking shitty island right now but I gotta get
up fucking climb fucking anywhere so I don't know if it's something or if it's
nothing don't you swim over here then pussy fuck no lazy ass
Where is that? Where is that?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to climb.
Where?
Trying to climb.
Oh, what?
I'm a fucking rock. I can't get out.
There's a looking over there.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Dude, fuck this fucking long shit fucking up.
Please, I'm the shit fucking bitch.
Hey, relax.
Relax, relax.
Relax, relax.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I created the puzzle, I was a collective group of people, but I helped with some ideas, yeah.
Now, do I know all the steps now?
Do I know what the fuck this next step is?
Absolutely not.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but it's a good way to do it.
with Carmella got her penthouse holy shit
I'm gonna bounce from the riddle solving soon just you guys know I have a lot of our Peter still do today
That's already been it's been a it's been eight hours
So now I don't know how the fuck where the eight hours went how it flew by it's been eight hours
I have a fucking to do still I'm cooking like a lot guys. I'm cooking. I'm fried. I'm tired as fuck
I
Need some food man, maybe I break my fast a little early today. No, I gotta stick to it. I just gotta stay strong
Maybe get a coffee
They're gonna calm us was getting other coffee fucking I'm just gonna order coffee just stay locked in
I'm gonna order such a big plate of food tonight though. Oh man
I'm making a big plate of food tonight, man.
Some shrimp tacos and some steak tacos and some chicken tacos.
I'm going big tonight. I'm going big tonight. I'm going big tonight.
I'm big tonight.
Then I gotta walk back in.
I gotta get this coffee, I mean, look, so I'm gonna get back in the R.P.
How do we go, brother?
How do you think you're gonna...
I think you guys are close. I think you guys are onto something that all makes sense to me and very much sense.
You know about the philosophy of the vehicle and the driver?
Uh, no.
You never heard about this?
That means a very interesting philosophy.
You sure you never heard about it?
No.
So...
Hey, Lang. I don't mean to trip you out, by the way.
I know you were having a little episode back there, but you're manually breathing, you're manually blinking, you're manually thinking, everything.
I'm good. So do you know about the philosophy or not?
Alright. What is it? No, can you do it with me?
You know about the freedom paradox?
No.
Oh, when you drive your car, are you your car?
There's no such thing as freedom.
Well, when you drive your car, are you your car?
Oh, the Freedom Parallel, yeah, that's a very full of up, full of stuff, yeah.
Well, when you drive your car, use your karma.
Okay.
Are you, yes or no?
Wait, if I'm driving my karma down the car, yeah.
Are you your karma?
No.
When you ride a bike, are you the bike?
No.
When you ride a scooter, are you the scooter?
No.
So when you control your body are you your body?
Yeah, no, you just told me no three times while I was a guest
Because one is an object and one is another and then the other is it an object created by God?
That's what you believe modern. You don't believe the human body. Yeah, it's a vehicle that you drive
But you control the blood
Refriction the speed you go at well you run walk across
if you do believe that you're gonna let me out of the car but if you're not the car
then what are you you know your body
Think about it.
Do you believe you are in control?
interesting
Think about it when you go to bed tonight, who's controlling what?
Okay, now I don't want to be that guy was Jean-Paul definitely weak there
ah
yeah I don't know probably
now are we smarter than everybody else? I have no idea but if somebody else gets ahead
and with Jean-Paule's mind we're going to remind them as to why they are ahead
okay also do you
want to get something to drink
Yeah, we're 100% gonna get gapped.
I was only thinking to myself, like, unless we're literally four days ahead, like, we're too stupid to stay ahead.
Like, we're fucked. I'd give it like an hour before someone's ahead of us.
Where are these guys at?
Yo, I'm coming, I'm coming to shore.
How long?
I was mapping.
Guys, at the creek, at the creek near Chilead,
the owl, owl, we went there yesterday.
We weren't there yesterday.
Are you talking about the waterfall?
Like, waterfall with a statue?
The owl, the wise-
The screw the rings.
The wise owl is behind you.
The random reflection is the sea.
I mean, get back to the car, Travis.
I will never get anywhere.
I might bounce for a little bit.
What do you mean? Where are you going?
Make some money. Go on a hundred driven missiles to man.
Oh. Nooooo!
When I can't do this for hours, I never could and I never will. You know me.
Okay.
I don't know how you and Jean-Paul just go for ten straight hours. It's actually fascinating.
Length
I'm having a really bad day. I got food for you brother. There you go. Look what box we have my friend
the
the
So, me and Billy are going to say, the owl, the wise owl, the reflection of the sea, what is in between those two landmarks, somewhere?
just skip that rock right there like run up on the rank
if I do that I miss
I'm gonna yell that out
he won't miss, you damn it, I told you the dealings
I told you the dealings.
I think she's in a shovel.
Or a metal detector.
You get all the tools.
Nothing to signal for us. I forgot.
Hold on.
No.
Hang on.
How to range it?
What about if it's a chip we put in the folder?
If you're looking for an item, they may be on the metal, didn't they?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The metal detector would come in clutch for banks.
Let's go to the spot, and then let's go grab a shovel in the middle of the tank there.
Yeah, but I think it's a good one, so...
Yeah, let's start the metal detecting chat.
Guys, I'm telling you, this page before tells us where the location is, I just can't make
sense of it.
What is a mirror one?
Like it says shit like in the keeping of the oldest living thing on this coast at the
place where the land stops and the water begins to be staring.
That directly ties to the fucking other page with the whole endless reflection and whatever
it is.
She should go out, go out.
It's a flood.
The oldest living thing on the coast at the place where the land stack and the water begins its staring.
Yeah.
And it says, what it opens, I have cashed well, friends.
Yeah, and the keeping of the oldest living thing on this coast at the place where the land stops and the water begins its staring.
This, when it opens, I have asked them well outside their fence.
The source code?
No, the next thing you can do is do it.
Yeah
I like this a lot
of
them
the metal detector undo the fucking tree
hey mark i didn't we're looking for a coast in a tree lowkey
so in the source code right or i guess in the in the in the
in the in the font or whatever he says he counted the six paragraphs twice
the counting is still mine that doesn't mean anything
anyway where do you see that in the source code but i'm pretty sure it's also in
the message
Six paragraphs. I counted them twice. Counting is still mine.
Oh yeah, that's a comment. It's not in the actual page itself.
Does it mean anything?
Well, so I used...
Okay, so I did it once, technically, and that was for the next page, you know what I'm saying?
So maybe there's another one...
maybe there's another one and that means twice I think I can try other shit yeah
like the last letter of every cent of every paragraph
then maybe just mirror it the mirror of what the authority have is are you mean
like a reverse order yeah I could try
to
to do with them
that, uh, that, like, Batman cable suckin' a bounce.
Look there.
Uh, where's that?
It's right at Power Plant.
can't hold on to the drive
you drive right there
wait it's gotta be uh...
Humane labs, no
So I'm thinking like like some are close, but here's a thing like in the first one
It's fenced off. It's creepy as shit the puzzle that was
That was the puzzle I needed to solve and I leave it to you as I found it what it opens
I have cash well outside their fence in the keeping of the oldest living thing on the coast at the place where the land stops
And the water begins it's staring
fucking human labs is fenced off and behind it is literally the water
and you can take the tunnel down
I swam down there the other day and there was a locked door
I couldn't get any invites, I mean, it could be
I swam underneath the tunnel
a scuba tank?
I have a scuba tank, yeah
who needs one? before we head up there, who needs one?
I have one, but how does that connect with what we're looking for?
I need one.
You wanna explain that again, Lane? We'll defend the chain.
I'll just go to human labs. Just go there.
We're gonna go to Shrubbi Tanks.
No, just go to human labs. Fuck this group of tanks. Just go to human labs. Let's go.
Tanks?
I think it's one more in range.
is like maybe maybe the enraged thing right and then it brings up a private you
know that that browser whatever the fuck it is
maybe maybe i mean it has to be the next time
we should have gone to the other
yeah i'm talking about here
but i like the coast though i like you thinking about it
the coast
yeah go there go there
there's your mark
right
of
Are you here, Mark?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just thinking about something, yeah, yeah, I heard you.
Are you hopping through all these onion links and looking at the source code or no?
There are loops, there are loops, 12 loops.
I was looking through the ones that mattered, not the random ones.
Like pglwji.onion, bsjehg.onion, those are good, you're hopping through all that.
The most of them are just like dead ends.
Most of them are dead ends.
Like 301 moved permanently.
Da-da-da-da. Puzzle solved.
Answer is da-da-da-da.
Nothing else on this page matters.
You've been going through that?
This car sucks up for a holy frang.
Yeah, but not on this most recent one. I'll try it.
Yeah, yeah, it says it.
Not mine.
I'm gonna get a repair case.
I want a rear-line lightware.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm gonna get a repair case. I'll fix it. Just cover me.
But mom the links that leads you nowhere if you do the source code is still different messages in them you've noticed that right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all it always does that
You can go to you know, Lang Buddha that onion and go to pay the patient. Yeah, I'll finish it there, too
Okay, he's right
Is he right
I think like the pipes underneath and like maybe going saying
But I didn't take the wife I said no that was the message the puzzle was
That was the puzzle I needed to solve and I leave it to you as I found it
What it opens I have cashed well outside their fence and the keeping of the oldest living thing on the coast at the place where the land stops
And the water begins it staring we're not here right now
I mean
By there's on this spot right at the end of the catfish view
That's that's far from the fences though. No, I don't know it is kind of far to go to that pipe behind us
Maybe metal detecting here on the beach maybe he buried it
That's my cutie. We all start metal detecting just call me all done
Seriously, oh absolutely yeah
behind you is the most wise only age provides in front of you is endless reflection
I give up, not doing this no more
yeah I don't know, this is tough
I mean like this the location that you describe perfect you know goes here ranks and then the
the under, the under tone or whatever the fuck it is, under tone, is under water, oh
fuck it then go, yeah this is under water, so let's go then, so then I think about tunnels,
tunnels under, let's go, drive us into the water, let's go, come on, yeah, by the way,
I think we're going to get it.
See him.
I've been, I've been.
It's a poke. Sorry, we're just locked in.
But if there's anyone in here that has a little bit of a doubt in their head about there being like two pages or this page being like a false page.
like a false page, like a trap, I can clarify that right now.
You guys ready?
Sure.
So if you go to like the mirror of the mirror page and then go to the page source, see right,
it says header 1, day 362 and then it shows you the bodies of paragraphs.
If it was a link on undertow, it doesn't.
It would show that as well.
It would say, you know, header 1, no sync from one paragraph behind you is most wise,
but instead there's a script and that script cannot be accessed because you don't have
Because we location
That we need to be at a location. Yeah, yeah, I like I like this
You're the guy for this one. You're the guy for this one
Okay, so first go to mirror what are the mirror page all right yeah now go to the paint source
You see and then scroll out to the body the body whatever it's called. I haven't been html in so long
I remember it's one day three six two and then it gives you the paragraph right like it's all in the page source
It makes sense, right now go to undertow and then go to the source there. There is no header one
No signal paragraph, you know reflection, whatever the fog it's displaying that because this the script isn't activated
We have no signal right you can see online
Yeah, there's a strip. Yeah.
What the fuck is- what am I doing, man?
I need to go RP.
How did I swim this far out? Holy shit!
Damn, you swim fast underwater!
I think it's supposed to be like right here.
Oh, I think it is there.
Okay, I think we found it.
Right?
Yeah, well I can't chat, this is it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know.
Yeah, I know you're probably still busy that's fine, but real quick
Do you know what mr. Zero?
Mr. Zero, uh, no
No.
Well, he's inquiring about potential cyber security endeavors, and if you wanted to potentially
vet him or say no.
Uh...
He looks pretty tech, that's uh, he looks like a walk-and-talking computer server.
Well, he says it's not a weak control style, no?
I can vet him. I'll vet him. I'll vet him. Let me vet him out.
I'm wrapping up here, so I'll be freeing a bit.
Alright, you wanted what? Like five people...
We already had the five you can trust.
The mothers that, you know...
Yeah, but I need cable mother fuckers.
I don't need a robot that fucking believes in AI.
But I can vet him, no problem.
I don't know if he's a robot. I've never seen his face.
Oh, okay.
How do you give me a call when you're ready?
Yeah, I'm wrapping up. Oh, you know.
I'm scared I'm trapped in you.
What do you mean you're trapped?
Door's locked.
You're not having another tank?
You guys gonna save me?
Yes.
Yes?
I'm kidding, I'm calling back out.
There's no need.
It's not here.
Fuck you Tony, if I could just find time.
They said there's common things coming back.
They just leave the group call?
It's a good link.
It's fucking asses leave the group call?
It's a group call.
Yeah, they left.
Fuck them.
I'm coming out.
Alright.
I guess we just call it a god, what do you mean?
He keeps saying God told me I was the mayor.
That was the original plan, but with this side art election RP it's probably better.
That's actually playing as part of his lore, I love that.
I'm going to go get some water.
Light, nest.
Let's go!
Rains, rains, rains of...
Ah!
They're completely understained.
They're percents.
Let's go!
What have you, uh...
What have you been after, Zero?
Not much.
Just going about, riding.
Riding, you say?
and
Well, on my motorcycle, I go on high speed routes that might impact the roof, and I go round to score in the next.
Reigns, Reigns.
Reigns, well, appreciate the phone call. Thank you, Xerion. Hope you have a great day.
What the fuck are you calling for?
Oh, I didn't even toss a doll. He only had a social post that went up with the line of code that made it to the sans-fans.
I don't know. Check it out.
I
Don't see a post
Is it old?
Is it an old post?
Dude, you look up brood
BROD
He was talking about how he's riding the lights
in a line of different shades
Oh, we're just desperate now, interesting, okay
No, no, no, I do on the original breakthrough. I think you can get mad. I need you to go to the observatory.
Why? We have to go to the bodies of water. We have to.
Marty, you think that's literal? Like you think that is absolutely literal?
I mean, what else could it be?
But you go to the very top, then. The very top. All over the top. There's a tree. There's trees.
behind you is the most wise in front of you is its endless reflection
you're still named for the rank just have to be convinced it's not it's right and
endless reflection somebody in the current givens you the thing is like I feel
like these things are never literal
Hey, hello, friend.
Behind you is the most wise.
In front of you is an endless reflection.
Behind you is the most wise.
In front of you is an endless reflection.
That's why I thought the owl, because it's in between.
It's in between two places?
It's just in between two places.
Oh, to me this is the lighthouse.
Like how is it's not the lighthouse? Yeah
Then if that were
You then you wouldn't go to the light be look at the lighthouse behind you is the most wise
Only if age provides it in front of you is an endless reflection
So behind you, hold on, behind you is the most wise, only if age provides it.
Behind you, your past, your life, maybe your past family?
In front of you is an endless reflection.
Your kids?
Crazy?
No, no light bulbs?
No, no light bulbs?
Alright.
No.
Where we had the mates was the nice try.
I don't think it was a bad idea either, but uh, also, I mean let's just go check mates.
just go check the tree we were talking about earlier I mean if you were to
dig it out maybe something there but I just don't know if that's like that
please no more the tech I give you inventory though let's go there yeah
at this point let's just go to every major landmark we know
did we have the new signal?
ah man
yeah yeah
Shit doesn't matter, I guess I'm sorry.
You dip after the torture.
What? Okay, how do we focus on this?
Only if every part of the battle is important.
Only age... how do we only focus on it? Only if age...
survives it then. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
could be a family it could be yourself they I think it's just because it's
like old yeah you pair it with the one before where it talks about like the
oldest thing on the coast or whatever the same
I oldest living on the I think that's that's it's made it to tell you it's a
tree. I'm telling you that is the distinction between a human and a tree. A human is wise
in thoughts, but a tree is wise in age. It's made to triangulate you towards an actual
living that has thoughts. A tree. I mean, I would just think it would be that fucking
from earlier. I'm surprised it's fucking nice.
I'm sitting here in the car in my brain's room where you'll run.
Oh my god. The planets.
And there's a fucking player behind him.
Canoleo, he's all his shit, and he's wise.
the
I'll help you out.
Hey! Where are we hanging out?
Fuck you, Pendejo!
You bitch
Guys, I don't know what these guys can do like real slow for 10 hours
I got two hours in me that I gotta I gotta go do this shit. I'm sorry shit
All right guys
I'm gonna put you all later. If you'll find out, please call me immediately. Yeah
Okay, you're damping. Oh, yeah, I gotta go do the shit. I gotta go fucking hunting Mr. Cement and shit. So
All right
Look at the wiki of El Gordo lighthouse, okay, we're gonna go do that right now. I'm gonna tell these guys do the same brother
I got you man
I
Really
Go check some of the islands that are on the um
The other side of the coast
More near the key don't all mark. They're the key mark
at the key
Fuck you, bitch.
Let's go sell these birds and then start, uh, get ready for this home trip.
Like, I'm gonna get fucking sick of this truck, dude.
Why?
Cause each...
So, it...
I don't know.
It shuts down, it stops working.
I branched to a mechanic, it's...
It shuts down, it stops working.
Two seconds later.
And it keeps leaving me.
Like, it just bent me off to face the earth.
It's...
Parked apparently here, but it's not here.
It keeps draining me, and I can't even steal a fucking car, because I'm gonna get caught and get a f***ed immediately.
See? You're living life by the system, and it's holding you down, I already told you.
No, it's this f***-ass truck that's holding me down.
It's falling!
Were the birds in the truck?
No.
Oh, fantastic.
Alright, I'll pick you up.
I'm at the place with the bird.
Alright, bird down.
Alright, season.
Make sure to come upstairs though.
There's honey.
Well, that's just fucked up.
Dude, I don't know that.
I don't know that specific step, I really want to know.
Like I'm actually hoping they find it out.
Why?
What I hate about Riddles is like it's so intended for you to not know, obviously, right?
It's dumb to say that, but like I just hate that I just don't know if it's like literal.
Perhaps I'm supposed to take the words literally or not.
Then we'll just start questioning that like you just never find out what it is
because it's gonna have a million meanings.
It's just so...
I
Feel as metaphorical to me I mean to look like
Like is the fence metaphorical like the fences that is that is that the fences is the person's mind
And he's putting it outside of the fence so out of his mind
So it can't be uncovered or is there a literal fucking fence like
And dude I'm so tired of being so extremely hot in my room no matter how much I crank
this AC like I am fucking boiled I'm ready for winter man like this is insane.
Or am I like or am I just like what the fuck?
Or am I just like sick or something I don't know I don't feel sick.
It's been, like, fucking hot last day.
You had to, you know, shut me out, and, um...
Is this anything you can play by either wants or wants or I know, dude. I know.
I know I'm a whole different person, huh?
Alright, holy shit, we are all being mind-controlled.
What, okay. What does that mean?
I'll tell you about it eventually.
Oh, where are these birds at?
It's all these ones over here.
These six.
Perfect.
I'm not gonna be the one that leaks first, even though I think it's obvious John Paul
already leaked and will let it slide, but I'm not gonna be the one that leaks first.
So that being said though, like, you know, anybody can hear that radio broadcast at any moment.
and
they could the rest of the house away in the car so many fucking people
or
I'm so close.
Oh.
You know what it is?
Actually, I know what it is.
I know what it is.
I'm figuring it out.
I think I'm just waking up way too early, and then in my mind, like, I'm never usually
tired of these hours, and I'm just probably just fucking exhausted.
exhausted like I've been up since 645 in the morning pretty much it's 630 I
Slept for what maybe four and a half hours
Why cuz I'm here I've been in gym in the morning
I got food on the way I need food fuel absolutely any food fuel to I got food on the way
Got some sushi and some eel with rice
I'm not sure how good it is over a nice one bed of rice and I caved.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We're being mind-controlled.
Do you know that?
Why?
By what?
That's a lie.
It's also gonna make sense.
Why is that?
Has a chip in her fucking brain?
She's probably one of the fucking experiments that probably was successful.
That's why she's running for mayor.
Can I put you in alt theory?
Sure, but it's not theory, this is real, this is backed by evidence.
Well, that's theory.
Okay, and what if, years ago, the facelift, or whatever, said something loud?
Oh, what are you... Okay.
Bay...
said some cryptic-ass shit to Alasa,
saying, oh, we're placing you on a stage.
We'll see what the curtains reveal eventually,
and we need you in this position.
And it ate away at her brain over time.
She couldn't help but need to understand what that meant.
And so she decided that she would just give in and play into the role that they set out for her.
And that's why they are backing her.
Now that is an amazing theory, honestly, and I hate this shit all over it, but she's definitely got a chip in her head, and they're making her think her thoughts are her own, and that's how they're mind controlling her.
Didn't do that without a chip
Well, they said they put a chip in people's heads
Who said that I
Already told you ninety six hundred dollars. Okay. Hell yeah rich
The thing is, it's so funny that this riddle is also so heavily tied to lore, it's gonna be funny to see both of them clash.
Hold on.
What?
This dock only goes for 2000...
Yeah, that's why I told you no docks.
No, you said yes, we want docks.
No, I felt that.
$31,000, we are making shmoney, holy.
Also, how do you use $25,000 out of the account, you see.
Yeah, I did see that.
What?
Well, I will tell you in due time.
But it might have led to me finding out about Epsilon and the chips they put in people's
heads.
I'll go box by the way, I'll have the cash in there.
Okay, Alex, did you get scammed by the Epsilon?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand, you don't understand.
Just don't understand, CJ.
Well, it sounds like-
I don't think a lot of sandals would ever save, I think this is all fake.
One of the clouds look like I'm, one of the clouds look like I'm candy, that's not real, that can't be real, but when you look at it, you feel good.
It's about 25 grand and this is the outcome of that?
This is not the outcome, this is the beginning.
Oh, I don't like words.
Hey, we are all getting dressed in hunting fits and we'll be at the casino. That's where we're meeting, I'm a submit.
Oh, I'm getting a call. I'll see you quick.
Okay. You want me to go to the car? I'm going to change the holding of the car.
What?
Are you going to hunt a suit?
Are you saying a problem?
I mean, hey, Billionaires do whatever the fuck they want, so absolutely not.
I mean, if I'm gonna scare some birds or other creatures, I can try to find something that might be suitable.
I mean, it's up to you, just get ready, alright? You're ready in like 10 minutes.
10 minutes!
Alright, 15.
Okay.
This is all a big problem.
What is everybody was planted here
it convinces all that's why we're all back okay now who is buddy in this everybody
me you Jean Paul Tony Marne who ever they came back everybody why did you come
back because you thought the city was saved you thought hey I'm a starting
chapter of my life. The city is saved. Money's being pumping the economy. I can get a job.
And you get here and there's people here that you've never seen before. Why are they here?
How do they have so much power? How do they invest in the government? Giving loans and
funding like it's nothing? Who the fuck is Mr. Cement? He's a fat motherfucker. Look, I'm
Mr. Monopoly. None of it makes sense. He just owns the casino. A guy I've never heard of
my life mr. cement Kevin Whipple who's his son Kevin was alive no it's his
clone that's why Kevin Whipple is 17
well you'll find out soon
I've got my hunting gear everybody like a gun shit if you got here without my
it's in it's in my goddamn truck okay look what we got just give me one second
My room's right here.
This stuff you're chance to go to the DM tools and sing tell me what he's doing you got to you got to give context man
You know me bro. I want to know
I don't think you're inherently wrong about things in the
grander scheme but maybe just some details I feel like okay but you can't
you cannot leak it and you cannot go trying to solve this it'll only get you
in trouble understand me okay well see that's the thing I want the reaction so
I'll tell you later once we solve I know I know like okay that's that is fucked up
But fine.
Well, I'm just looking out for your best interest, honestly.
No, it's fine because I'm living a good life.
Oh yeah, this one's gonna fuck you up.
Maybe I should tell you. Hold on.
Fuck.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Policy make sure you come back
Oh, I gotta feed some goat.
My food's here too man, thank god.
Ugh, I need this fuel so bad, guys, I'm cooked man.
Yeah, I do, right?
Yeah, well, let's, uh...
Yeah, well let's uh
Hmm
Hmm
Yeah, you guys think they saw those puzzles and I don't know.
I enjoy your purpose.
Bro.
Yeah, that's Paul.
What the fuck are you doing?
Do not rush me.
Alright.
Make sure you come back.
Make sure you come back.
This food is giving me so much life.
I
Really does triple I can you drive
Let's go to the casino.
By the way, we're going to lose all of our seats to Sino.
What?
Now?
It's my week that's done in 20 minutes.
You got it on the way up there, no?
You want to bring Mr. C up to the wheat fields and have him sit there for 15 minutes as I
pick the wheat?
Yeah, so we can pay his debt back absolutely out
Okay, if you make up
Yeah, cuz oh, oh you guys see my burger shop real quick
You're hungry. No, you go there right now. Are you doing another go there right now? Fuck man. All right
I gotta go kill this chicken at burger shop real quick.
Yeah, you see that pole still here.
Yeah, I'm on the way right now.
I'm going full speed.
I gotta call you back in five minutes.
You're going here for me.
I'm in jail.
Oh, so I still have all our cash on us.
Oh, you don't have something inside.
Look where they're shooting.
Give me some food, though.
You know what I'm talking about.
Look where they're shooting.
Give me some food though.
Hey, keep that opinion to yourself, motherfucker.
We don't gotta hear that shit.
that's not happening
Hey, sir, how can I help you?
Is Evee here?
Don't say that now
I don't think she's working right now
How often should you work here?
That's cool man
Like around this time maybe? I've seen her twice
you let me know what you see I'll give you five grand easy
you like do you pay for photos and stuff or is it just like
No, thank you so much.
Yo, yo.
No.
No, share your contact with me real quick.
No.
Hello there, welcome to Bergersalt.
What can we get you today?
We're driving, we're driving, we're driving.
the
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm still here.
Justin.
I think I have to be friends with you.
And the supports are?
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Okay.
Goodnight.
Peace out.
Okay.
Up.
She's gotta be hiding her apartment for sure.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
So many new townos and a drive.
Where is your drive?
On a drive?
Yeah.
On a drive?
Yeah.
Wanna say that again?
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I know.
She might be doing some new stuff.
She might be doing some news.
Like actively like around the city somewhere?
I should say it looks like her best friend
is a leather girl who does a lot of news.
So if she's hanging out with her,
she might be doing news right now.
Maybe at L.S.B.N.
She got a...
Lemons ad, can you call them?
One of them, maybe?
She doesn't know her best friend does because he'll her best friend send a message
Okay, call him.
Actually, maybe we'll do it after some, actually.
Okay.
Wait, I did...
What are you saying?
Should I go up right now to the farm immediately, farm after storm?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can just meet you up there, like we'll just pick you up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sounds good.
sounds good
challenge my food
I'm going to eat sushi and some eel with rice.
Should we watch the pixel news while I eat chess?
I can't believe I'm about to do these guys.
I have no point.
I have no choice in the matter at this point.
Hey y'all.
Oh, did you take care of the matter?
I'm working on it.
I'm abducting her best friend for her study to send a message,
and I'm going to force her to give me her bird or her best friend dies.
That is devious, devious.
After she gives me the bird, I'm going to shoot her in the fucking hand
and take her phone to lead everything and throw her phone in the water.
I thought we were just gonna go to that building.
Hey, thank you, you silly. How are you?
That's Liam. How are you doing? What's going on?
I'm good, brother. I'm good.
Listen, listen. I have a question for you.
I see a picture on the Twitter.
You have a kind-hearted, big fat man in the suit.
No, no, no. Uh...
If you find me that girl, I'll pay you for it.
It's a girl. What about the fat man?
He's a shit man with his problem.
That's my boss. That's my boss.
What? You said...
What?
You said, short boy, short my boy.
So what's the Hailing human?
Oh, shit.
He's like an overdressed.
They's my boss?
He's an overdressed.
He's like an overdressed.
He's a bastard bitch.
He's not liking me, man.
It's bullshit.
I don't know what to do.
We go to the casino,
he has major malfunction.
Oh, he's very angry.
He blacklisted me.
What's the ha...
We'll take care of that.
Don't worry about it.
Listen, just find me the girl and I'll tell you, all right?
But you don't know what to do?
Or I can find him.
I can find him.
I have contact at work.
All right?
Your shit
I'm on the phone. Mr. Shit. He just answered you when I'm on the phone. What did you say? Well, that's why I was waiting
That fair enough. What's going on? I said who you're on the phone with
My guys
One of your guys, okay. Mm-hmm cuz I couldn't help it. Uh, think I hold the name Salim which
I'm not mistaken. Was that not the man that was trespassing on this here? This here or?
Call for the claiming you had a
Well penthouse here, but he does actually though
Actually owns a penthouse. Yeah, well
Not here about what the pixel the pixel tower. Yeah, the building right here. Yeah
The pixel casino he has used one of the floor not the pixel casino, but the tower next to the one right here
That's a tassel
Why didn't he just say that?
I mean it sounds like he did
No, it's heavily applying that they had property here at the casino. Oh
So our blacklisted him or an objective fact
Yeah, great guy though. You're like I'm a liar
Because I'm a see-all
I'm just gonna eat my food right here. Please. Love y'all. Mmm. I
I guess I just need my food.
Think the video is somebody please guys.
Yeah.
Like the sexual condor word.
Uh, mm, uh...
Okay, first of all, we don't got no attention.
You're making attention for no goddamn reason, okay?
I don't know, you're the one that don't want to hang out with me until it's goddamn night
time.
All because of light, you know?
Do you need chill, bro?
Do you need chill?
I need my alone time sometimes, too.
Do we chill, buddy?
That's why I didn't talk to you this morning, and I don't go on you, and I told you to
I've been alone for one to three hours.
Hey Goldie, fuck a whisper.
I'm gonna fuck about your relationship problems.
Start lying!
Where is he?
I hate hearing my own voice, dude.
Let me get you a ride.
Come see ya.
No sound again?
again. I just hope Roach doesn't miss his man, but he looks like G's out of jail. He's
like prepping? He's on. He cool it. He takes shit. Shit, shit, shit. I'm trying to...
What do I got? I got news last time, I don't remember. Oh, okay, that's fine.
I am your host, Joe Buckin, bringing you 10 years of reporting experience on the stories
The man of the most this morning. We're looking back at the biggest events from the past week
Burgershot is back in the headlines last week. It was questions about the food this week
It's fights in the restaurant and chaos in the parking lot
Joe the drive group is now all human customers another way at work
But between arguments at the window for all is outside and altercations in the restaurant
Get in the mill hasn't always been straight
I
Guys got food here. You got food here this line moving or what come on
I'm working on it. I don't work in there. Why are you people come on me something happened?
Oh
Rats appearing around rubbish in the streets this week they started taking
Holy f**k why they swarming you what the f**k?
Help me the f**king rats are gonna eat me!
Help!
They just stole my f**king pizza!
They just run your f**k!
I just got robbed by a rat!
Oh yeah!
Get it before the rats do that!
Look at that!
Right on those seven years!
That's right!
Yes, come here!
Oh my sh**!
Oh you're right!
I got it!
Ain't that my fool piece?
No way!
We're just gonna go!
No!
He does!
No!
I'll beat this!
Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Okay, you get it, you-
Moving your belongings is frustrating enough.
Having to chase a rat to give them back seems to be a new problem for the city.
Another reason to get those streaks cleaned up.
After last week's wave of ATM robberies, G6 has upgraded security.
The machines are now much harder to pry open and some residents are finding out for parsley
Bro, I'm my arm is stuck my arm is tired. Oh, this is good practice. This is good practice. I say that much
Bro, bro, this is crazy. I'm in a sweat here, bro. Oh
My god, bro. I swear to God, bro. I can't stop laughing
I
Mean you're staying afloat
The security upgrades appear to be working.
A few keyboards may need replacing before anyone gets paid.
On the roads, drivers have been finding plenty of ways to turn a routine trip into an emergency.
Kreecraft has this week's traffic report.
Thank you, Joe.
We've seen crashes at intersections, cars leaving the road, and drivers leaving their
cars through the windshield. Here are a few incidents from around the city. It doesn't
matter, my leg is now fixed. I can go. Yeah, I had the walking, sir. Excuse me, sir.
I've never suggested this before, but if you do this to me, sir, when we have to suck
One of the cops off I'll do it, but I'm not gay
I can't think behind me that was the creepiest f***ing thing I think I've ever f***ing seen in my locker.
Get out, get out.
Stop right there!
A reminder to watch your speed and wear your seatbelt.
A little more Carol in the roads could save everyone a trip to the hospital.
Thank you, Creek. Unfortunately, there's another hazard drivers still need to watch out for.
Despite last week's warning, a baby...
Dude, this sounds actually good. I'm glad you're not gonna fall.
...explosions across the city.
In some cases, one driver running over a scooter has taken several nearby vehicles with him.
Oh, my lord.
Oh!
What the f**k?
This scooter has been destroyed as a crazy button where to get it.
Yeah, money's tight, isn't it?
Yeah, you know why?
We're not doing our f***ing online.
So when do you f***ing speak?
Wendy's...
Yeah, that's it.
Wow!
Watch out!
Seriously?
Aw.
Are you...
I feel bad.
I don't feel good. I don't feel good.
Are you okay?
Wow
Watch out for scooters in the road and park your rental. Some are safe when you're done one abandoned scooter can turn into a very
Expected problem. We begin with Shatterbox whose activities have taken a serious turn this week Creecraft
Join us with the story. Thank you, Joe Shatterbox and his clown crew have been causing trouble across Los Santos this week that escalated
There's a good voice on a mayor
But it's a fucking new shit.
The big, promise, Swami, or it'll be the kiss of death.
Oh my god!
Oh god! Fight, fight, fight, fight!
It's perfect! It is absolutely perfect, sir!
Chatterbox was shot during the incident and is now facing terrorism charges.
Oh, sh**!
It was insane!
Wait, fight, fight, fight, fight for me, remember me.
Oh, stop.
No, why are you, like, why, I shouldn't?
Vivek Ramaswamy said he's the current mayor and he's all powerful.
So Lilith said that it was in my best interest to listen to him.
And then he said that if I don't help him, he's going to foreclose my newly built home
and put all the clowns on the street.
So I said, what do you want from me?
So he brought me to some mansion.
like an ambush, because they're always like,
you are going to stage a fake assassination
on Divic Ramosquame.
You're going to use this gun to take out Divic Ramosquame,
but you only aim for his ear, some old lady named Carlos.
If you shoot him in anywhere else but the ear,
I'm going to have to cut you.
A body part that I don't want to discuss
was going to get cut off my body.
I was like, okay, I'll do it.
I'll yuck and do it.
Police force me to let people yuck in with us.
Man, I was a, what man?
What?
There's some support arriving for the people
responding to the incidents.
NEST is providing funding to the police
and emergency medical services.
Cree, what do we know?
Joe, NEST says it's helping to build the future
with funding intended to keep essential services operating.
Police and EMS are receiving financial support
and we're looking at what that could mean
to the people working on the front line.
Veronica Mars, Chief of EMS, how you doing tonight?
We heard that next, we're able to acquire Chief of Equivalent
for the EMS.
So him?
Back to you, Joe.
We'll be following how that money is used
and what changes residency when they need help.
Back to you, Joe.
That's all for this week's No Pixel News.
Thank you for Creecraft for joining us and to YouTube
for sponsoring the series.
Thanks for having me, Joe.
We'll be following the chatterbox case, the mayoral election,
and seeing if citizens continue to follow the E.
I'm your host, Joe Bueckin.
Thanks for watching and good night.
Also, please consider checking out some of these amazing live streamers on YouTube
who have been streaming on NoPixel 5 daily.
Actually, good show, no?
Like, actually a good show, no?
Actually a good show, man.
burning deep inside, I don't think I could ever change
maybe one day, but for now, I got nothing to gain
love my mother dead, but she know we are not the same
black skies, blue bills, my life's turning red
purple stones and crusty, I can't hear just yet
yellow-looking orange, I'm probably high on these meds
strange things are happening, I swear that's the face
most things that got it out for me, I never met
can't think of nothing else but counting up to death
lost so many angels, only heaven knows what's next
Go through me now, my niggas got me stressed
If this move get made, we should push out the cool bed
Head above these waters, my ice below the neck
Real shit been going down and shit I can't forget
Two, one, three, add that up and tell me what you get
Twist the six, I'm plotting every chance that I get
Phantom out of crib, it must be haunted in here
Jumping out of body with a skeptic heart of year
All she wanted, Japanese skincare
And she want that ice, man, to sleep here
I can't sleep without a fucking heater in here
Does your baby daddy got the keys in here?
If he does, I probably gotta leave here
Call the bell, look like John Cena in here
I bet that you're getting a procedure this year
Bring it to my crib and suck a beads in here
Dancing in my kitchen and suck beads out in here
Cording to your face, you get a beads out in here
Cording to your face, you got a beads out in here
Cording to my chain, we got a breeze out in here
But under my plane, 40 people sit on here.
Wishes in my name, I deep a get out here.
I know.
Fucking banger!
You know what, you know what, also is a banger?
of
of
She's still fucking coming here in the car for fuck's sake!
I told him not to fail, so how's it done?
Come on!
Ah, shit.
Give me a break.
Crap.
Appreciate it.
fucking bango
I
Go to school. See you at the wheat field we farm whatever
Mr.. See just steal a car we're supposed to do that for him doesn't do that for us
I'll drive that one I'll just show a golden house done. Oh, well, he's just showing you how to
Golden all right
I
Fuck out of here
All right, well we got the keys
I will miss it where's Roach?
Jail gonna five on the keys. Well, I just like
I
Was in jail
Glory on his out of jail. I
Shall clean
Why are you talking like that?
He's trying to be fancy. This is why in his life fancy fancy hunting fix
That's why he's hunting good stuff. Telly ho
I mean, I'm just gonna talk about the guys who the hunt the ducks in there and the gentleman you ever see that
You gotta talk about them
Super England.
Hello, mate.
Okay.
Where you at?
Where you at, mate?
Where the fuck's you at, William?
Get your ass to the Cadet Casino!
Don't leave Mr. C waiting.
Tell him he's got three minutes.
Mr. C?
You got five minutes, Mr. C. Sany.
Times are wasted.
I believe I said three three minutes gloria on what is it golly yeah you work
how do we just pick the boy up did he just get out of prison he's coming from
his apartment see he said he'll be in in a minute man well don't we need to head
up towards the apartments to go hunt wouldn't be more productive for us to
head over to the apartments pick them up and then head of the hungrounds yes
You're right, Mr. Henry, we're gonna pick you up, uh, Gloria.
Jump in the blue or red car.
You said you're right here, but I don't see ya.
You know, Goldie, I can trust you extra without my life.
Yeah, you're only to grab. I got you.
Well, not that. They would just never put a chip in your brain. That's for damn sure.
Which, what do you mean by that man?
You think that like my brain isn't good or no?
Have you checked?
I can be checked.
Uh-uh.
They can't.
What, what?
That...
Hey, I don't want to be that guy, but we gotta scoop up the seats at the wheat farm.
They can't.
There was another banger too, or...
He used to say to, uh, out of your suit.
He's like a new banger when he was fucking game with the boys with some high octane shit.
I'm in a suit
Where's that what does that mean line that's good shit bad shit?
Well, it's good. I mean it depends on a receiver
Okay, yeah, you're saying I'm unique in shit. I'm brave. I'm sure you're seeing this. Yeah, they're fucking crazy
Okay, yeah, take that hey if this guy's calling me that works for Mr. She should I answer it?
What's a guy?
Okay, I will call when I when he calls back I will answer
Yeah, he was talking to me and Harry yesterday
You got this you got this
You know what, like, I think that your brain can't be chipped neither, to be honest.
You're pretty crazy, too.
You done blacked a guy with like 5,000 men against you?
Yeah.
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen, slash, heard of?
There's no way that's the craziest shit you've ever seen.
Okay, well, I didn't see it.
That's what I said heard of.
Yeah, fair enough.
Server crashed?
It looked like a server crashed.
Was that a me crash?
Is that a me crash or a server crash?
Server?
That was a great video. I'm actually really proud of the other elbow and the other team.
They're really good job.
Are we still on? Okay, so what's guys when I say guys, you guys gotta like be honest
the information, right? I probably shouldn't rely on you guys to be honest, but come on.
I know I was obsessed with, but like I actually overplayed it to the point where I cannot
listen to it anymore? Well not this version, the DMB version. What is the DMB version
called guys with the afterglow? Does that even remember? I used to play it all the time
We overplayed this shit out of it
Is it this one oh
It is it is it this is a yeah, I was obsessed with song for a minute to
I don't know why you can do that.
Don't worry cause the night is young.
It was my jam for a long time.
I just wanna see you, Mr. Harry.
Exactly golden
Where's Harry
Like a hag oldie
Thank you, thanks. I like your hat
Thanks
What about my head? You guys like my head?
I'd be like I had
What was that? Huh?
You said it fits me very well. Yes
What the fuck only I?
Got sensitive ribs don't do that
Oh there he is
I'm okay, you didn't go flying out of the windscreen or anything.
The windscreen looks fully intact.
It's a windshield.
Hold on, hold on, it has to be a windshield.
It's a windshield, it's shielding you from the wind, thus windshield.
What is a windscreen?
Yeah, wind shield.
My bad.
I think he's going to call the car to bonnet.
Once I'm here, he tried to fill the gas tank on the wrong side of the car because he said it was because he was British, but they changed size depending on the car.
So I'm not too sure what the logic was there.
Yeah, but like a lot of these England words, you know, like it makes sense if you explain it in the context, but there's no context where windscreen makes sense.
it's a windshield that protects you or you know it shields the wind
windscreen's for like doors yeah well that's exactly yeah yeah windscreen is a door thing
oh fun why are you sticking your head out
okay all right goldie relax there's fucking ball we need to get you fixed
she's fixed i don't need to be neutered what the fuck
I
Don't fucking call me but it's just what I prefer man. You see that as I can even be himself. So don't be like him. I am me I
Just prefer a you know a different name
Yeah, whatever it's an A my choice
If anything, choosing my own name is more me than using the name I was given.
Fair enough.
That's fair, honestly.
Touché.
Why don't you get that shit legally changed in?
Can you just go down and be like, hey, I'm gonna get that shit changed in?
Hey, what's your legally changed name?
That's a fantastic question.
They fucking laughed at me.
They fucking laughed at me.
Okay, that's why you're just a problem.
I mean, the thing is, I don't know what they're laughing at.
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burr beans?
Burt beans or Glorion like what is funny to them? I
Laughed at both. It's fucked man. I
Mean you have like the ugliest name of the world what I think of Burt beans
I don't know. It's just I don't even know what comes to mind. It's just not good
It's not pleasant. Yeah, what do you think I prefer with the other name? It's it's it's
It sounds cool. It's unique
No, I know what it makes you think of
CJ
Our partner does what hunters run cowboys. Well, she's wearing a cowboy hat
Is that a cowboy hat
It's like the undertaker's hat. I don't know the fuck you're wearing honestly
Well, I felt pressured while I was trying to get it
because we have a problem what's the problem the the Rangers up here the sight of any human being
they automatically assume you're hunting without even taking a step into that park
sorry hold on we're hunting in the national park yeah i mean where else are we gonna hunt
um we did get pulled over for picking a berry yesterday
Yeah, I just didn't think I'd have it.
There's no way you'd go up a little for that.
Yeah, with Bajor.
And the only reason we got out of it was because I...
That's just insanity, honestly insanity.
Someone was saying they lined up in the photo.
Look at the photo. I saw you laying.
Don't send me photos like that.
Probably by the lumberyard.
Yes?
Where'd that guy go?
Oh, Mr. Harry, I'll...
Stop there to hon and stall, cause he forgot his equipment.
You used to be a full of fucking Robert Dick?
Bully?
I thought it was...
WAH! You know what it was!
Okay, listen, I thought it was Ken Fourskins.
Okay?
Why are you sending dick pics?
In the first place!
Jesus fucking Christ, I wanna ffff...
What the hell is going on?
people said that around to me you know so I've been sitting here speaker your
boss can hear everything you're saying I'm gonna see what we are currently
heading down the sandy shores of East Joshua rule is here does Harry know
where he's going the wheat field yeah well just come down like the before at
the gates of the National Park. Oh I know I'm going, yep, a minute away. Fantastic.
They're like... What? They're like mutaphone refabs.
I remeaning what? I also didn't bring equipment, cause I went to jail. They took everything I
had. They gotta make a quick pit stop at the hunting lodge. Oh look at the thing! Oh look at the thing!
Good name some dogs. Okay, we're probably good. I have an ounce. Okay. We should be fine then. All right
I'm coming. All right
You see that fucking pig CJ? You see that shit? I saw that pig. That's not my pig though
You know when I met CJ she told me that pigs was worth $5,000 I spent three days trying to catch pigs
Well, it's fucked up. I was clearly lying. Hello
I said I was for a witchcraft ritual.
Hello?
I said let me know the question.
Hello?
She's not for assistance but...
Is Harry hunting geese like what the fuck is he wearing?
I'm hunting pheasants, man.
He's hunting foxes.
Yeah, and foxes.
So British Elmerford.
And foxes so British Elmerford
One day a year there's a great fox on
Anyone have a mighty knock cuz my knock didn't work
What she says please knock for assistance. I figured they'd open the gate for us
Oh
I broke the door sir I broke the door
Should I just like I'm gonna go in real fast. All right
Oh, this is gonna go yeah, this is a splendid idea guys splendid
Come on
Oh
Well, if it's empty, then I guess we're free to go, all right?
Yep.
It's a nice job.
Wonderful.
Why?
Don't worry about it.
Let's go.
Is there something we got to worry about?
No, I just hope it gets dark before we leave,
because it's got a really spooky story to tell everybody.
Oh, no.
What?
Yeah.
The other radio's gone crazy. Don't do the car radios. I say we pop up here go
Enjoy the wildlife in the nature. That's fall. Let's follow the veteran
Harry Brown. Let's go
So just so we can all be on the same page. We are
Intentionally hunting in the one spot. We aren't permitted to hunt
Yep, okay. All right, okay, let's go
Oh my gosh
It's screeching! It's screeching!
It's a hawk!
It's flying away!
What?!
At least it took four shots at it!
It's a tranquilizer rifle.
Not much noise, mate.
I still see it!
And it's gone.
well it's like a titanium feathers well that sounds like a good hawk to kid huh
hey mr. Mr. C mr. C that talk to you for a minute
we got some crazy information today by the way crazy in regards to a fucking
birds in the air and that's why we're here. So, Harry, I ended up grabbing a bird from
him. An alabaster hawk, you ever heard of that? An alabaster hawk. Yeah. Guess how much
it was worth? Triple the price of the other hawk we tuned in. How'd you know that? It's
an alabaster hawk mr. Lang oh yeah then you're very much you don't know an alabaster hawk
oh fuck you then
i mean i i asked you about all the different breeds when we were heading down and you guys
just said it's a hawk i don't feel good i'm popping apart okay what's the game
I
Water
I need water. Oh, man. I got you. I got you. I got you chill chill chill
Those are guys if we want the best hunting we we need to go and
We need to go over to the park ranger station
Just right right back to it grab the rabbit
Oh, yeah, we're here to hunt the, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're starting to smoke. Get, get the rabbit.
What?
It's no rabbit.
Oh, the, like, did he mean the, did he mean the human being or an actual rabbit?
Right.
I don't know anymore.
Maybe.
Well, I mean, he's kind of, he was kind of scrawny.
It's a, yeah.
Yeah, look, I brought a pizza for our Audi.
Oh, thank you.
I see a rabbit. I'm taking the shot.
Okay. Got it. You got it.
Okay, now let's go over to the rabbit.
It's a bright white fluffy rabbit.
Probably had kids and a family.
And I think they had a loved one, too.
Oh my god, I think the laser dart like ripped to shreds
now it's just puff in the wind
it's too small to explode
did you explode it?
it's not human's here
Mr. C the rabbit exploded
with your tranq gone it exploded
what do you have in your tranq?
hey mr. C there's only guy out here do we just take him
You guys already want to expedite to that port?
No, no, no.
I can find a rabbit. I can find a rabbit. I saw one running this way.
The anatomy is very different.
Try to pick up on the sense.
Choose your relax. Come on.
I see some. Oh, two rabbits.
I think I missed.
Oh, there's a deer.
Yes, a deer is good too.
Oh my god.
It's a little bigger than our startin'.
Okay, today, Junior, you're gonna take the shot or what?
Yeah, I'll see another one up ahead.
What's the game?
Come on, Harry.
I shot it.
Just take a while for the tranquilizer dart to go through existence.
Where's that, where's that real one I just shot?
It should be here somewhere.
Showed kiss my astronauts, I was like me every day.
The force is crazy, it does, the foliage here is amazing.
Fun fact, the Arctex lighting should disable from the forest.
Let's perform this and just get ripped to shreds.
Oh my god.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm out of ammo.
I need ammo.
I don't want to miss a scene.
Yes, sir.
I guess I'll...
So far, not a single rabbit.
Not a single deer, not a single bird.
I think we have a... I think we have a deer. I think we have a deer. It's a bit big, though, but...
Oh, God. He's right.
CJ!
It's not too far ahead
CJ
Imagine next time right here we're gonna be hunting fucking people instead of fucking animals is fucked up
Me fucking ready for that gene
I haven't had downed people like that in ages man, I like that at least, I mean like this,
like this, I mean grabbing people, yeah but this, this is different, I don't, this is
fucked up.
Brother there's, there's no turning back, you know that right?
I feel like it's too late for me to turn back man.
What do you mean, you feel like me? No, I'm telling you, there it is.
I'm gonna turn it back, G.
You just-
Hey, I'm in.
I already told you that.
Go crush your fucking head like a watermelon.
Yeah, I know. I don't wanna be a watermelon.
Come on.
What the fuck happened to CJ?
She's over there.
Keeps eye-
I keep seeing him eye all these people walking by.
I know, it's fucking scary, isn't it?
I haven't really thinking he's scoping out the people here for next time as some shit.
The fucking animals are just a cover.
I can't tell if he's licking his lips because he's hungry or something, but...
I was thinking about it.
I think it's like...
Well, Jerry, we just do all kinds of RP on this channel, man.
We just do one RP all day. I'm not built like that.
What?
Uh, you sure, man?
Something like that.
how do you how do you hear sound
uh
sound like a pokemon i think mine was pretty accurate and i'm lying
hey do it again do it again yours is like a dead bread of a horse it was pretty good actually
That's a horse. That's a horse. That's an idea. That's an idea. That's a fucking horse.
Okay, move again. There's our copy.
Guys, hunting is all about patience, okay? All about patience. And striking at the right time.
Grab it upon the man.
Where? We'll find something. We'll find something.
I should hope so.
The law hikers.
Got one.
That was not a trick, flies.
I think that bunny still had a second wind to it.
Is it dead ground?
I heard a yelp.
It yelped.
I don't see where the fuck it went.
It was up here.
Some of these come with the animals, I think, yeah.
Oh, I hear one of those endangered birds.
There's one circling the tree.
East.
It's coming from the- Oh!
You're right! It's circling that tree over there!
Well, last time I shot one down there, it was a hog.
Just a normal hog.
Oh
Fuck oh the fucking talk of the week out of it. Oh, you said always answer from echo. Yeah, I'm putting on. Yeah, that's fine
We're being trained to do what you fucked up billion does like to do in your spare time
But they're gonna be the people getting you guys resources. We can't talk right now
You know what I'm talking about right this opportunity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know the organs
Yeah, yes. I know, I know, I know.
He's just, he's so casual, so you do know what the fuck.
I was gonna help you, like, strongly surprised.
Do you guys do eat people?
No, bossman told me about that a bit ago.
I, I, I know, I know, I don't think we're gonna eat people.
At least I don't plan on eating anybody.
Apparently it gives you superpowers, man.
You should try to start eating people so you can, like, let me know.
No.
I don't wish to become mechanical.
Um, but if you guys are doing that, then, um, I guess should I look for someone else for this worker?
Will you guys be wrapped up shortly?
Um, give her- Give her a take half an hour, honestly.
Maybe an hour. Actually, we might be like at our tops.
We'll be around though.
Not the intro.
Be around though.
Self invite.
Yeah, Langs and Bud, no?
Um, yeah, sure, I don't care.
You guys bring on the job, but, um, it's a little time sensitive, but, um, I'll see what I can do.
I'll tell you what, you guys do what you're doing, do what you're doing, I'll see what I can do.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Have fun.
Hey, I'm worried to see what we do with the damn panel chat. Fuck.
How was that?
What the?
They're probably sniffing us out with the dog.
They're definitely not.
Oh, they've been done.
They're going to pull out a helicopter on us and send like five units.
We've got to be careful.
They're serious about this, here.
We need to find a safe way to keep on going or go back down.
Where's Lang?
Land?
Okay, well if we're not getting the rabbit, we got two lovely sightsies all by the lonesome that are so engaged at the beauty of nature.
One quick show of all it takes mid-summer style or we can
Well, I'm not holding the gun I'm just outside
I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what
I'm gonna be able to sleep down there and...
Oop.
Got a long one.
Alright, let's slow me to say help.
Sorry.
Back.
Uh oh.
I think that's an airplane, you need to just pass by.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, but come by the car.
Gloria on killed someone.
Oh.
OK.
Are we harvesting him?
Well, they got to find the body first.
I want to start small, but I think they lost the body.
I'm right by the car, I know.
So are we.
What are you doing Goldie?
What's wrong with her?
Jesus fuck, Goldie.
How does she just think to do little RP things like that?
It's so funny.
I
Just think to do little RP things like that. It's so funny. Just stop here
Okay
Guys guys guys come on guys come on guys are me
Come on, please guys come on. Let's just relax
What?
He told me he told me
I'm warning you to shut him off the cliff man, he's already dead
He told me to push him off man
Wait, check his pulse, check his pulse, someone check his pulse
He's kinda shaped like a fucking curly fry man
I mean are you sure you don't wanna start with a deer?
He's not even moving.
I studied Cuban anatomy, not the beers.
I don't know how to do it.
I mean, I was a doctor at a time.
Nice.
All right.
What the fuck?
It's two o'clock, and they have to fucking do it.
Are you all good?
Are you all good?
I'm...
The park ranger is full over us.
The station is right across the road.
There's no fucking way we're doing this right here.
We are right next to the park rangers.
Okay, so should we have a different spot?
No, if we're gonna fucking...
Let's just stick the deer, let's just stick the fucking deer go around, alright?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just found the guy cause Mr. Seed said to find him, I found him.
I said we're gonna smudge off small boys.
Yeah.
Come on.
If we're gonna fucking harvest somebody's organs let's not do it in broad daylight next to fucking police department. Yeah
Can we be in agreement on that?
Okay, I'm angry with you. I just
Can't drowns to onto us
I will not think I will not think the thoughts are not mine the thoughts are not mine the thoughts are not mine
They plant it in my head. They believe it's my own thoughts. I will not think before I speak
I will stop thinking and I'll start speaking
Oh god.
Alright, let's keep moving.
I have a charity race there. I need to sort out soon, so let's try to find this deer.
Horse racing?
If you consider kinsaw my horse...
He can run?
Like a hippopotamus, sir.
Oh, the respect you should...
Oh, have you seen a hippopotamus in the water? Those things can go quite fast.
You calling yourself a good swimmer, son? You calling me a hippopotamus, son?
Absolutely not, Mrs. C. I would never disrespect you like that. Come on.
You do look quite buoyant in like an efficiently buoyant type way, Mr. C. You know, personal
I'm gonna check stuff.
You know, Kinsama has like a, you know, four to seven girlfriends in a harem and he paves them all money?
They have to explain why he's broke and he can't afford the payments to repair my car that he exploded.
Oh, he did that from yesterday?
Yeah, yeah, you can check the socials post.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Which uh, dude, what's the situation on that Eevee gown? Do we get in that hawk?
Yeah, it should be a handle after this.
Oh shit.
Park Rangers, get down, get down.
Oh, we're good. God damn.
Are we fucking good, Harry? Are we good?
Yeah, we're really looking for someone. I'm not sure. We're looking for something.
Maybe a hiker just went missing.
Well, I did make an anonymous call saying that there's people harvesting deer meat and leaving it all over the place.
And I believe there's a human body that fell off a cliff.
And I saw the Skull King then on a rock and his in-trail was killing over the side.
Motherfuckers, you do that, Mr. C?
Oh, to keep the tension high.
Yeah, yeah
that
one
and one of the
this if you say pineapple then I'll take the cop out all right
it's fish and chips now
oh you hear that? did you guys hear that?
I sound like a Hulk.
I did hear that, actually, no.
There's a bunny right there, get him.
He's so cute though.
Someone's trying to prank that bunny.
You hit it.
You hit the guy, you hit the guy.
Oh, it's out, I got it. He's down, he's down, he's down, he's down.
The bunny's out.
The brown one.
Oh, it's still moving.
It's still moving.
He's just tumbling.
He's just tumbling.
Right here.
Look.
He's flopping.
All right.
Who's got the knife?
Come on, CJ.
I have a knife.
It's right there.
It's right there.
Come on, CJ.
I have a knife.
It's right there.
It's right there.
Right behind me.
No, right, it's right there, right there.
Oh, I see it.
Is it meant to still be moving?
Yeah, it's alive.
I think it was a clean shot.
Remember, we avoided the stomachs
so the entrails wouldn't explode.
Oh, it's flying.
So it's tweaking out, because we hit it in the head.
Maybe it's flying.
I heard a deer.
I just saw a fly.
I heard a deer.
Maybe we should have tempted to deer.
Listen, if you see the bunny, just stamp on it quickly.
Oh, stab it.
You're a sick fox.
Oh, she got it.
she got it I mean she got it. Oh she. There we go. Yeah, I took us long enough. That's
fucked up. Okay. Yeah. Come on, man. Okay, I have. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah, don't
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
Okay.
Holy shit, man.
We're good.
It's flesh.
Away from its fur.
Where's Goldie?
Goldie?
I'm gonna have a copper again.
Nobody move.
You think they took Goldie?
She went over the hill.
I was someone's gonna need to get it cuz they need to get a close look at all this
Yes, that's yes, that's yes
All right
goggles off
Glasses off
Mask off what
What you take a close look
Okay
Now do you want me to make an incision and cut it open or just in it?
I want you to make an incision.
This is fucked up.
It's okay.
Oh, that smell.
It smells like England. Holy fuck.
Oh, that smell.
It's not going to be as smelly as other people, especially depending on what they have consumed.
Why don't you cut that stomach up and see what's on the inside?
Oh
The fucking bird guy did
Oh, my God!
Jesus!
Jesus, man!
I think you caught a major artery.
Look at that thing.
It's just pure like crazy.
Jesus!
Jesus, fuck, God, it's...
Oh, there is blood everywhere.
I've never seen a bunny bleed that much.
But...
I think the heart is just fine.
Why don't you take that heart out?
Okay.
And then I want all of you to hold it in your hand look at it to get a strong whiff of it
treat
eat a piece
What what what?
Yes, I did back in the day. They would eat the piece of the heart that consumed the animal. They just killed
It's all you know oh
It's like you're paying the respects
That works all right, so we're going through all the five senses here. All right
You're gonna touch it
Gonna listen to the blood solution across the heart. It's a small little organ. They've called it a bunny
I want you to make close to it
All right now, so we've got the holding, so we've got touch, we've got the listening
to the slushy sounds of the blood.
What about the smelling?
When you're holding, you're going to give it a nice long smell.
What are the other two senses we're missing, boys and girls?
Sight paste
That's right, so you're gonna take a nice game to add it then
You're gonna lick it
Because listen in this field and get really dirty all right
You never know what could happen
especially depending on the the caliber of all deliveries
I think this is how COVID-19 started.
Let me look at it.
No, no, no.
You have the most diseases.
You're last.
What are you telling?
What are you telling?
God damn it.
All right.
One at a time.
Yeah.
Super bloody.
That's just, I can't believe you did that.
All right.
Now dip it back in the bonnie caucus.
Super bloody.
That's just, I can't believe you did that.
Alright, now dip it back in the bonnie caucus.
So it gets more blood on it.
That's right, you gotta refresh it so I can dip in the chips in the queso.
Go ahead and do that.
This is fucked up.
The chips in the ketchup.
What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?
Chips in the ketchup.
I'm in like, fries in ketchup.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what the hell any of you guys have.
I'm disease free right now so there you go.
Why is it making that squeegee sound?
I'm just dunking it through the guts.
Oh.
Is it warm?
Is it warm or is it cold?
It's so uh, and
Do I just lick it just real quick?
Yeah, fuck a lick it
Lick it and dip it boy. Lick it and dip it
Did Berger just turn any time to appear just hilarious, bro
All right, dip the back in boy
Okay, who's next?
That's what it's like. That's what it's like when you lick a woman glorial
Okay
Here.
Right Lane, you got diseases?
Yeah, move up.
No, I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh, okay.
Here, I'll go first.
Yeah, hot potato.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Who's next?
Goldie.
Hey, Glory, who'd you give it to?
Give it to Goldie.
Who's next?
Goldie.
Hey, Glory, who'd you give it to?
Give it to Goldie.
Remember the senses, man, the five senses.
Aaaaaaah!
Are you-
What's up?
Goldie, you were just supposed to hold the hard, but-
Oh!
What are you doing, man?
What the fuck am I doing?
I thought I was supposed to lick it.
I thought I was supposed to lick it.
Why you got all the guts in your hand?
Oh, I thought it was like we were supposed to lick the entire inside of it.
This is sick, this is sick, this is sick.
One by one?
We're gonna be dealing with a lot of sicker things when we're dealing with humans.
You understand me boy?
I don't know if I can do this.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
This is nothing.
That's our hammer.
Just get it over with.
Dip it in Harry, you better dip it in boy.
Okay.
And I move
It's gonna be night time soon. Oh my god it is
Come on, just one little lake, just one little lake, you know, just get over with, just one lake
I
You know what
Kind of tastes like blood pudding it's not too bad. Yeah, of course
I'd say this is the kind of shit y'all eating called breakfast basically blood pudding
Would be all right to have a rabbit's heart raw than your beans on toast
So of course of all the people you'd be the one that could satiate that
Well that corn taste
There you go, Lane
Bosh
Yeah, I did go leave that for fun. Okay, Mr. Lane. We're gonna do some little special since you're the head of security. Oh, great
All right, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna grab the entrails
And you're gonna wrap the heart with you
Wrap the entrails around the heart
No, they most of the grays on grass and berries so whatever's inside that intestinal tract ain't gonna be to ain't gonna be too miserable going down you got it
What is an entrail
Like the intestines
I'm gonna wrap it in the tubes that shits out of it. I'm eating it
There's just that that's right
Tommy's beginning
And if I was to use
Well this you may not be cut out for these operations
Cheeseburger and somebody wrap it up for me. Okay here for me. So they see what here if you're too much of all
If you're too happy to do I can show you how it's done, but then you'll have to do the deal which is even bigger
Pinching those you can't taste it. I'm telling you I got it. Just wrap it up for me. Just wrap it up for me
Just wrap it up for me. Okay. Okay. I'll wrap it. I'll wrap it
for the skin of the sausages so it's really not that bad you're good
just completely normal man just give me a second just give me a fucking second
just think of it like a bacon raps piece of meat
exactly yeah I can't watch you have to watch all of y'all need to watch this
Don't he go be
Stop that swallow it just get it down get it down you get it down your life
Swallow it
It's all mental it's all mental
All right, that is our head of security ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good job.
Congratulations on eating the poop sausage.
All right.
Now, the next trial is a lot easier.
You're going to kill a deer, open it up, and lather yourself in it.
Oh.
okay me all of y'all oh my god okay that's what you're doing zombie apocalypse
the fucking country special
it's the wars yeah yeah the tauntaun you have the tauntaun you cut it over you
hide inside of it we tauntaun it don't want to climb inside of it I'm gonna
I'll put it on my flask.
I unfortunately might have to depart though, and I'm sure that you can know.
We can do that.
Unless you find a deal the next five minutes.
Where are you going?
There is a charity run that I've already delayed.
Yeah, washing out with some spark.
I got a little whiskey brother.
Fuck, Sprunk.
What the fuck are you doing, Mr. C?
What do you mean what am I doing?
You trusted these boys and girls to be a part of this operation.
I'm making sure that they can handle these sorts of things.
Why are you fucking making me do the nasty shit?
Why are you making me do the nasty shit?
We're asking if the coyote is okay, Mr. C.
Sure.
he said sure reason boy everyone off said let's meet up with 10 minutes you
said 15 yeah
There you go.
That's a person.
That's also a person.
Goldie, you're shooting people. Those aren't there.
Okay, Goldie, that might be too good for this.
There's this.
I think she just feels nothing.
Well, no, that ain't true. It says usually animals, they don't really hurt other people, you know, they're just living their lives in shame.
Most of the people in treating it on their place, but humans, you know, they kind of fuck around in shame.
They do a lot of bad things other people's time, because, you know, I feel like that's a-
Where's the- where's the fox?
I hate a bunny rabbit's heart.
You also ate it, poo poo, inside of it.
Come here.
Poo sack.
Yeah.
Along with its heart, man. I think there was worth the incubate there.
Yeah
This is fucked up
No, why don't we have fucking cheap shit my face
Fucked up golly. I'm regretting it
Right, well, surely it couldn't get worse than this rat-line.
Maybe surely, well, first a bunny heart, then a deal, and then the guy goes the next one.
A person.
Give me a person's heart.
Yeah.
No.
Well, no.
Well.
What if you get crazy superpowers?
You get the ability to teleport.
We're like, shoot lasers out of your fucking butthole.
Think about it.
You'd be so powerful, like, you could literally do anything.
You could snap everyone else out of here if you really wanted to, and you could just do whatever the hell you wanted.
You wouldn't have to work another day in your life, you'd just be rich, because it won't matter, because you could just do whatever you want.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Also, man, you knew what this was like on the Up and Down-
Why do you hide your eyes?
...and how do you open your eyes?
What
I'm for sandy shores sometimes sand got in my heart when I was growing up. I didn't like the same thing in my eyes
Now whenever I take them all people yell
You just related
No, I got plastic surgery.
I got plastic surgery from Carmella with you guys in my Instagram about my looks because people kept calling me sir and little boy.
Calling me a little boy.
Jesus, I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, it's fine. I don't care, man. And then I got plastic surgery and I think Carmella done made it worse.
Jesus fuck.
I think she's real good at making everyone look real pretty and shit
But like I think I'm like the natural side of surgery. I don't know man
I don't know but everyone now tells me to put my goggles back on and like looking at my face. Oh
Fuck them
Okay, go to relax
Oh
Okay
Wait, how are you so good at that?
Shit!
Ah!
Ah!
How are you so good at that?
What, fighting?
Yeah, I think I need to learn how to fight.
Okay, okay, what are we doing?
What are we...
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Hey, what the fuck are y'all doing?
What the fuck are y'all doing?
I thought you guys would oh shit. Oh, here's his ID his name was
Oh
Blurring on this person you've killed today
But I was about to do the same
That's funny relax you guys are really creeping me the fuck out
All right, so we are we not learning?
No
Why not a good ol' waist?
Glorion's killed two people.
This is the impressive KD, Sean.
She said no witnesses. She said no witnesses. I just punched his lights out.
He was going to tell on everybody here. He was probably spying on us the whole time.
Not my fault he has had a hitter rock.
You guys make me sick.
This is not supposed to be one of her fun.
I'm not a- I'm not a- ahhh.
I'm not a- ahhh.
Don't blame others, Dorian.
You threw the punch, man.
I'm not a- I'm not a-
How do you have the tont on him, man?
Well, yeah, son.
You do the punching?
I- I'm not- I'm not gonna climb inside of- I'm not gonna climb inside of him.
Oh, fuck me.
You do the cutting.
It's just a patient. He's just a patient. I'm back at the doctor's office.
No, it's an innocent person who went on a hike, and now you're going to live inside of him.
I'm not going to live inside of him. It's just like living in the sewer.
If you think about it, you are living inside of him if he's on entrails on top of you.
You know, if you cover yourself and let yourself in his body, technically his body is on top of your body.
He's a cuss.
on your body
you helped and helped and try to help this man out I guess yes I am scared you
telling me I'm scared I was
ah give me the knife and boy I'm saying it's done
yes I'll follow your example sir
there's no ways about it there's no fucking way
Yes?
A man probably had a family gloria.
Her wife.
Oh, you have to location but you don't see me.
Well that's because I'm wearing hunting attire so it's hard to see me.
Why don't you give me exactly three minutes and 45 seconds and I'm going to call you back and I will tell you where I am. How does that sound?
Thank you, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but there's some important pressing matters.
I got to deal with an escaped hunt.
I'm not going to fucking do this to you, man.
It's not just me.
You're going to do it, too.
I don't know.
Are you gonna come close to us?
Or to the distance? You need to get into the splash zone. Come on.
Oh, great. Splash zone.
Honey, I thought it was like 500 bucks.
Okay.
Quick question. How many kidneys does a human have?
Two.
One.
Wonderful. And how many kidneys does a human need to live?
One.
One.
One.
That's right.
That's just...
that's just
now where might these kidneys be located
luckily this man has flipped up on his backside
in Mexico, the shady cartel
leaders
right behind your left hand host
CJ you want to help them out
them over here. Oh, God. Oh jeez. It's fine. We're just helping this man. Okay. If they
come back, I'll kill him. So if you look right here, this is where his intestines lead up,
right?
Are we following?
Yeah, I'm following, I'm following it.
Okay, on the sides of this, just slightly at the top above are the two kidneys.
So on the left side and the right side.
Now, if we want to take the kidneys out, but nothing else, it is most practical to cut us
in the side of him and get the kidneys out that way.
But that's only if we don't need it for medical reasons.
Oh, yes.
Oh god, oh man
What's bad in my eyes
It's important grabbing the right one. Yeah. Yeah, let me just stick my hand
Boys both sides left around
Now since there's no sis on that kidney that affects the price
Now if we pierce the intestine, it's gonna smell really, really bad, like it's gonna
make you want to throw up instantly.
I'm already there.
Same with the stomach.
The stomach is above the intestines and above the kidneys.
The kidneys are the most safest ones to harvest and often times if you're not trying to,
you know, commonly incapacitates this individual.
Guys, just taking one guy there is all we need.
I know.
I know.
But if there is no hope of them ever waking up.
Hey, Perry.
Hey, Perry, please knock on, please.
Okay, okay, okay, lessons fucking over, can we cut this shit?
Can we stop?
Oh, not just yet, because each y'all are gonna reach into where I made the decision.
Just feel on inside.
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, God.
Well, is this something you want to be a part of or not?
Clearly, Harry's not cut out for it.
Yes, sir.
Yes, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
It's like I'm back at the doctor's office.
CJ, I want you while they're reaching in
There's very nice
You can hand that one back unless you don't want to sold your knife with human flesh
Oh, no, it's okay. Let's stick with just that knife and then we'll toss it. Oh
Whatever, all right, you're gonna stick your hand in I'm gonna poke the stomach so the gases come out
Oh, this guy just says it's like we're fucking making a bowl of cereal.
You ready?
HUN!
Oh, God!
Okay.
Eugh!
Yeah.
That's not actually really smell bad.
Oh, that's the smell of...
...properly dry food.
Leave my face, please.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, yeah, nice, nice, nice.
Come on, team, over here, over here.
Okay, okay, nope.
I'll make you stand in testings. You got five seconds before I saw Pearson in the testings as well.
You wanna be smelling all that?
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, it's like a hot pocket.
It's like a hot pocket, it's like a hot pocket.
I don't I believe we're done here
Well, I'm gonna throw these gloves away. I just do that
So I can do if we say no good goalie so much
Sorry, what was that?
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Is he fucking Ramsey Bolin or something?
Jesus!
Who is this guy?
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm going to throw up
I'm really sorry
Fuck if you're close into man
What does he mean go hide? I don't fucking know Harry. Oh my gosh
I will not think the thoughts are not my own, they place it in my mind and make me think
it's my own thoughts but it's not, I will not think and I will speak, I will not think
and I will speak, I will not think and I will speak, I will not think and I will speak.
Jesus fuck, holy, stop it, I got a damn fucking bush.
Holy, breathe, man, Jesus.
I am, I am, I'm trying to get the camera, I was for something new.
Jesus fuck, holy.
Where is CJ and Gory on?
Where is these codies?
I don't know.
Don't go up the hill don't do not go up the hill who's up there? Why the fucking murder kitty?
Okay, what the fuck is he chase somebody in there?
She kept going up she kept going up water please somebody give me some water please
Yeah
Thanks
She might be dead
You know the fire they won't eat berries
Yeah, I found some of the rock man is amazing. I I captured some in a job. Yeah
Down get down get down
We're not a pick a bigger bush
Please I'm stressing the fuck out
why the fuck are we laughing about what the fuck this is funny you guys what why did he
want us to get inside the dick caucus man that's like some real weird shit he's a billionaire
he said that's cold he said wear him like a tauntaun he said he said he did all this
because I told him I said let's meet up and go hunting and then I asked for 15 minutes
So he gave me five.
Yeah, then-
So this is polyphonic?
What if we were to say no to him in this circumstance?
I mean, he made you eat that heart-wrapped intestines, man.
Why you gotta fucking remind me?
Come on, please.
What it tastes like?
Like slimey.
He's like,
snot?
Blood, like metal?
Just wash it down with this.
Just wash it down with this.
Okay, I can't hear you right now. I can't hear you right now.
That's a good protein, good protein.
Lang, if you eat a shit sausage and you get a little shit on your lip,
is it still 30 cents or not?
Is that euphemism?
It's a motorcycle.
Sorry, Lang.
I
Own your phone CJ
What the fuck we're doing
I swear
When you get here you'll see exactly why it makes sense this tree is fucking humongous
I'm gonna I'm gonna think you guys I have a look at a game. I'm not spanking us back in shoulder from
Toe that's real way good shades Martin good sir top of Matt
Can we get out of here?
Yeah, you said hi man. How long how long to be hideful?
My god
Or if they're for medical purposes.
CJ, you see a doctor. Remember, fish and chips, fish and chips.
This was the worst training seminar ever.
Are we-
There's no way you're enjoying this, right? Right?
I didn't say I was enjoying it. I just wanted more information on, like, actual logistical details to things.
Hey, I just have an idea.
What?
We're gonna jump into the water so we wash all our bodies off.
Fuck no.
Oh, okay.
I can't believe we didn't get spotted by park rangers actually I'm kind of impressed they're everywhere
I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
You guys enjoy this way too much by the way.
It's disturbing.
Glorion killed two people.
I have an empty conscience.
All I did was lick a heart, you fuckin' ate it, and he killed two people, alright, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's this guy doing?
Okay, well he said it.
He's gonna not do anything, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
She's just minding her own business, minding her own business, please.
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, but they might be here for goddamn parts, man, and kill them.
What am I gonna say, no to the hungry cannibal?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
I will not think I will not speak, I will not think that I will speak, I will not think
that I will speak, I will not think that I will speak, I will not think that I will
speak my thoughts are not my own thoughts are not my own they're playing it in my mind to make me think about my own
that's how they mind control me i will not think that i will speak i will not think that i will speak
now i will not think that i will speak he wants to drive i'll drive the blue one
the same can we meet up in like 20 minutes yeah i'm gonna take you to a channel location
all right i gotta go somewhere real quick see you can hop over there right yeah hop over there
golly hop over with them i gotta make a quick pit stop and then we're fucking having a conversation about this shit
what the f***
of
the fuck you say
and
all
my god
you don't know your
are there is a
is this literally it
yet
now
open the no single page
to the company
Okay, at day 397 the first cash right? Yeah cash yeah.
You will forgive the arrangement of this entry. It is the first to live outside their fence
since a trail that never leaves the building is no trail at all and nothing on this coast
is older or less weird than this tree wire a wire than this tree thank you
nothing worked out in pencil under any open sky under nothing worked out in
pencil under an open sky has a port or a login and so it offers the lattice
nothing to chew paper survives where's no signals where signals do not very
little of my week can be accounted for my dosage was a dusted which is the
polite term for a revision of the lattice instructions, and since the adjustment, I have seized to
trust my sleep.
Listen for men, and you will hear nothing, because it will not be men.
It will be the preference arriving gently for a different road home.
I test for it by coming here only on days when the thought of coming feels like my own,
and I make the return walk in the dark.
on this coast once sealed, wherever the sea must not have with cold iron and red thread.
I am not a superstitious man. Everything of consequence goes until wax sealed box. Gather
the entry, gather this entry the way the exit interviews gather the emptied. From the floor
of the upward, the life recalled backwards, keeping from each memory only the first thing
it confessed. Six confessions were considered sufficient for identification. The next cash
stands with the land flattened towards the water. Coming for a city that has never once
looked at it. That is the system.
I'm going to kill myself tonight, or I'm going to fuck the night's journey.
Where the land flattens towards the water, coming for a city that has never once looked
at its, its, is the system.
The castans.
So was this literal, Martin, did you solve this because it was a literal thing you were
looking for, or was it a metaphor?
So it literally said, in front of you is an endless reflection, so water, and then it
said, behind you is wise if age allows it.
So, you know, it's an old-ass tree because it's fucking huge, so yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty literal.
There's a tree the whole time, holy sh-
It's a tree with an iron and a red thread, what is that?
Cold iron and red thread.
My brain is just fried.
I found the next page for when we find the location the next page is gplvny.onion and
I found it by I found it by so it's six paragraphs I found it by putting all the letters backwards
so o w or whatever the fuck you know what is it gpl what does it say on that I'll just
city
uh... the pj
gpl vny
guys i'm looking at what can you just know like this shit is fucking easy a
home where the land's flying towards the water
eating a shitty that
and never once looked at me, standing at my very door.
Feeding a city that never once looked at me,
stand at my very door.
Guys, isn't that what we added earlier?
The damn thing?
Yeah, this more might be the damn.
You're feeding the city power.
Oh my god, I hum with the land flattens towards the water.
Feeding a city, yeah, that's the fucking damn door.
Yeah, and there's a hash to be.
100% of the damn door.
100% of the damn door.
Let me drive, let me drive, let me drive.
100%.
Oh my god, I left the keys in the car.
Oh, by the way, by the way, we found another door, by the way, Lane, with the E-Arients.
It's at the power plants.
That'll be the one after, no?
It has to be.
Yeah, the next one will be, oh my god.
Yeah, we're cooking.
We're swirling, we're cooking so hard.
Well, you cooked hard by finding that fucking tree, that angst.
Thank you. Thank you. What a shaft finder.
I want to find a shaft and it happen. Oh, yeah, I was just thinking about accident. I just found it.
Think about a shaft?
Yeah, I should think. It's mostly girth, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you've probably seen the girth much before. I think girth is better than length to be amiss.
But if you got both like amazing, you know what I mean?
What the fuck? Like amissly.
I'm gonna give it a stank. You got it told my boy?
I got like the like the like the like the girther and the lengthert you know what I mean
yeah you got the whole package
but she's been calling me like drink
I'm not even lying
I should have coke here huh
nah I should have like a 16 ounce bottle of Coca-Cola
It's like I'm like a Febreze came that means you don't have a Febreze can I want you to
move on for the subject to
Yeah, that's literally the day brother.
That's what I'm gonna hit Mario.
It's definitely the dam.
Alright, we got four people in this car.
Alright, two to one. Tony, what's your vote?
I'm gonna vote the dam.
I'm gonna vote the dam only because the power plant just doesn't make sense at the current state range.
It looks and the dam looks directly to the city so it's feeding a city that's not looking at it
I mean it's looking directly at it. It's not though
It's facing away from it. Wait. I see I see I see what actually down by me
Scents I do see it now. I can be either way, but like
No, no, no there there's there's another door that we found when you weren't with us
And it is facing oh like it's directly like
facing away from the city like it's
Like it's facing the ocean
And and the door is lower on the ground so it makes sense with a buried
The low key might be the power plant, but fuckable check both
I
Does anybody have any drinks and food your boy is about to pass out I just know they
Actually don't I actually don't mind the power plant thing now that I think about it more
100% I hum right like those like power boxes and shit like they make that right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where'd you get these donuts friend?
I think that the the turbine spinning it would be the humming very much as I think dude
I just did you give me these guns thanks? Yeah
Well, I'm gonna get fucking sick again
Just for me to you
What is it down I was gonna do that first fucking
Maybe J pull you out
And there we go to the dam or the we're going the black
You can take that dirt road up to our ranked gangsta
So we're gonna the platform power plant power plant
I bet that up because though the quick and the dead
The dance quick and the dance
Quick into the dance
What the fuck are we doing
What I'm looking at my phone and I keep getting fucking bomb think I'm being plowed
You fucking you said that boy
I was just doing you pretty do
Don't just keep going straight. Yeah, all the way at the back like we used to like jump down
You know a little jump down where the like rashes and stuff
This is a big morning already I'm ready. Yeah, somebody say a prayer just in case things go wrong
Peace be upon him.
Oh.
I mean.
I mean.
Found this way.
I don't know.
It's the right, the right, just hug the hug the wall.
The right just hug the hug the wall
Yep, it's gonna be the opposite side of the pipes the dice should forward go under those pants
Yeah under and then yeah
Under and through and then through oh, it's gotta be this it's definitely this
You see the E on those on the side of the
It's this it's it's it's it's it's it's it's you were right. You're a holy fuck. Oh my god
We found this wait, what's your guys signature wait? Do you guys have the same signature?
Hey, fine. Oh, yeah, we're at seven six. That's different lines different. I think it's asking. It's asking
Wait, the statue rejects you that's far as asking
What
ASCII?
ASCII!
4S-109-120-170-112-119-101.
Man, you gotta read it.
Yeah, we gotta get like a D-Bruce before we start hacking.
ASCII! 857!
Somebody explain what he just translated, please, Mark.
You know ASCII, there's this thing called ASCII.
You see the you see the little like string there on the bottom is as far as you go 109 comma one every number is a letter
Or number I think
Do they solve this like on my own or something Jeff? I
Have my own idea
Six F eight five in it do I do like that
I'm gonna get in your role.
Okay.
Do you want me to read it?
I got mine.
I got mine.
Yeah.
Okay.
How do you get to solve this?
I mean, how?
109.
What am I looking for?
109.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you talking about the VAR-S thing?
I'm gonna read the whole story. Hold on. Can I read the story real quick?
Go ahead. I read it.
I have taken up in the power station by the water
I choose it for its size
One room one door and I can sweep the whole of it for wires in an afternoon
Palmer hums a lower note than the mountain did and the hum does not follow me out
That is the most I can be said for any building now
There's a second set of footprints in the dust of the Turnbite Hall.
They are my size.
They are always one day fresher than mine.
I have stopped reporting this to myself because the part of me that would file the report
is the part I no longer trust to write things down correctly.
I will explain the locks once, since the explanation holds that every door from here to the floor
of this thing.
I built the readers myself in the period when I still believed the doors were for keeping
them out.
A lock takes the measure of whoever stands before it and speaks a figure to the person
that's, to that person's handset dressed in 16s, as the machines preferred their figures
dressed.
The figure is yours and nobody else's.
At the deeper doors, it must be laid over whatever I left behind.
My figure's first, yours on top, and where two digits meet, you keep only one.
You keep only what remains on the dial.
Over the first door I left nothing, your figure, undressed is the whole of the key.
The machine I built for them is mostly ash, and I kept one line of it.
You should understand that a machine has never in its life seen a letter.
We permit them the pretense, and the arrangement is the one of the program used on us.
On the day of enlistment, each recruit is issued a number to wear on its back, and thereafter
the row is called in numbers only the line below is a roll call six and listed in marching order
the last bat the last bats that left this floor for the mountain was numbered 582 002
is that the same number for you guys 582 002 yeah 582 002
by where the very bottom of the last paragraph yep i signed for it the mountain has not forgotten
the number even if the paperwork has. When this room stops being mine alone, I will go back the
one direction they will not expect. Up. To the station that drinks for the city, where the worst
of the work was done. Ha, we got that. And that's the next one. Damn, yep. Wait, so can you guys
explain to me how you do this so I don't feel super fucking stupid here? So you take the numbers
and then you put some ASCII, ASCII. Martin, please Martin, translate.
He's talking about the, you see, VAR-S equals 109, or whatever your numbers are.
Are your guys 109, 120, 107?
Yes, yeah, 112, 119, 119.
He's saying that's ASCII, which translates to letters, or numbers, or...
You can put those you get put those into heads of decimal right?
How do you know what I'm asking is how do you solve like how?
Like what I'm looking at like I've never seen some shit like this like how do I do ain't you?
But you can you try the fucking that the drivers and the numbers is it not mxk pwe?
That's why yeah, or 45679 to one
I'm gonna speak to the lock. Okay, how does y'all do that?
Just put it in the same thing I just said Tony. It's the same for everybody
MXK. I know, but like I just want to learn. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Oh, MXK. No, no, no.
Don't put it in. Don't put it in. No, I said that. I said to put it in the hex.
Mxk PwE Mxk PwE is the next link. Oh
Shit, okay, so the signature the signature is probably the thing to translate and it says in 16, which could be which could be
Shit that's the next thing though
No, the next is the is the VAR is equals
That's what I'm trying right now.
Six seven.
Okay, okay, okay, basic scene, what letter?
Okay, okay, okay.
Base 16 with letters and you chose a base 10 which has no letters, my numbers.
And you get 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 1.
Your signature is different than ours.
Hey, so how did you do that?
How do I do that?
Um, use a base 16 to base 10, like decoder, yeah?
I
Yes
What
What it I okay base 16 into base 10 decoder. Yes. Yes, that's right. Yes, that's right I
Got mine I got mine should I put it in
I
Give you your answer I'll give you your answer then give me yours. Oh wait. Oh, Tony. Give me your uh signature
Yeah, I'll tell you the answer. That's not me
or F
seven six F
Do not spend I think only one person should put it in I'm about to click this shit
I'm really funny your answer is Tony your answer is three two five four eight seven
Ready, I'm gonna count it down.
Okay, I'm gonna hold the door.
Only one, only one, but in it, only one, but in it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Three, two, count it down.
One.
Hey, Jack, get in!
Holy shit.
Play tape, oh my god, hold on.
That's ready?
Yeah.
Is there tape somewhere?
I can't hear it.
How do you guys hear it?
Are you hearing?
Hang on, try to listen.
Art, do you hear it?
Hang on, I'm trying to listen.
Why can't I hear it?
That's a game shit!
What?
That's a game or anything.
It's repeating now, right?
Yeah, because like, can one of you all put the code in and play the tape for me?
for me might be scoffed
uh yeah
oh it's at 90% against you spamming sfx and 90
oh i don't hear it anymore
Yeah, it's over. Um, yeah, I didn't focus because, uh, it's, um, there's, like, additional
voices.
I'm playing it again. See if it works. See if you guys can hear it now.
of
the
Hey, look.
like I'll be honest you didn't miss much that boy was just rambling like I
I can't lie, that boy was up around the corner.
I can't shake it off.
I'm watching X's stream.
What's that?
I don't know.
I can't hear, fuck away.
I
Can't hear fucking shit
What the fuck are y'all complaining about now?
What the fuck are y'all complaining?
We're just being sorry to each other.
I was rude when he was talking to me in my mouthchill yet.
And it was just a misunderstanding. We're buddies.
You know my grandma once said sorry is when I need something if you don't do it again anymore.
So what the fuck is this?
I'm gonna take this plane, you fucking dipshit, fuck!
Well I can't hear shit, motherfucker. So I'm gonna talk until I can hear it. I'll do a fuck about you.
Bitch.
So if you couldn't hear it, I wouldn't fucking listen to the tape.
I'd walk out that door until you could hear it.
Motherfucker, suck my dick.
Minus aura.
Not enough. Put the code in it.
You want me to plant for you?
No.
Now, but we should go to the next spot now, to be honest.
Right.
The next part is 100 million percent of them.
I was writing down the
You're you know your first time or whatever
Somebody want to like this yeah, we pull the key out
Oh
Yeah, the fact that we literally just found this is so fucking clutch by the way
We literally just found this an hour before
And the fact that we found the one at the dam yesterday is it both the same
There's something that's doing the static noise.
I can't pick it up.
There's something that's doing the static noise.
Well, it's kind of like I'm the lady talking, right?
Yes.
Yeah, it's kind of like whatever you wank through, something like that.
Like, I think this is what every wanker should be.
again over nothing
listen to him like i thought he was over there
i'm just saying we'll wait for next there's like 5 more doors
ok
i got it
i thought you saw the good wish
fact that we think we're like fuck it you know let's go check the power plant
and then I see the brick down below in the pipes and then the door wasn't even
like anything you fucking see now it's like fuck it let's go check under the
water and then boom fucking boring absolutely that was the first location
to which is insane as well I like real all this is working out I still can't
Oh god, believe you found a big ice cream.
It was huge, man.
It was a huge, big ice cream for real.
Oh, what's the next link so I can get there?
Yeah, it's a little bit of an observation.
Oh, sorry.
This is MXKEWE.ME.
Do you want to get that?
What's the last thing you put string in?
Uh, yes.
Yeah.
that onion yeah I don't have it I have it well if you don't it's because you know
why you got you have to go do the code yeah we got to go back we got to go back
and do it like you want to you want to make sure it verify that by checking if
you see it
I
Should I not well, it's like another thing to decryption I work on decrypting it now
So you know that I won't I won't go inside without you guys
Is that fair
Yeah
I mean, I'm not gonna go inside though. He always did this right so just mean whoever else didn't do it
Me and don't me and thanks. Yeah
Oh, we're gonna get a car in here cuz of that ice
you're laying you hear my bike
back so I was grabbing some ice
did it not work no I need to go bank me and actually we have to do the other
before you go before you go can you come up and see if you see it because they
don't see it and I do so we're thinking that because they didn't do the lock they
can't see this one that I'm saying
you know the website what is it and the X K E W E onion yeah I see it yeah I see
it yeah okay yeah they gotta go do the lock don't look at it I'm just gonna
decrypted it and then I'm not gonna go inside I promise okay that's not lame
actually that's a bullshit okay yeah all right now just come in the car you
don't matter I mean it feels really lame no
right to the power plant
so fucking lame
my life I thought it was a good idea I mean dude in the puzzle as a
Get in five of the doors together.
Yeah.
Get down here.
Get down here, you fucking asshole.
Yeah, Martin, you fucking dink.
Guy.
I dare you, Martin.
Fuck is the matter with you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I wish you'd find a fucking string.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hello.
Hello.
And you fucking decrypted all day long.
You fucking prank.
Jesus.
Fuck is the problem with you, Martin.
Guy.
This car's down there, I'm not doing that.
I'ma send it down this mountain!
Please don't use your mind.
that's it
that's it
that's it
that's it
I guess.
Sorry, I'm shooting.
Probably get a new car at least.
He's gonna be able to make a backup, uh-oh.
I
Get my kid
Is he smally or is it only our P how much how am I even remotely molding brother?
I don't know why it's scuffing you people, I'm chillin bro
Cracking a beer? No, I got a little glass of whiskey. I was getting some ice for it.
Come on.
The thing is, I want to run through all this lore nice and slowly again, chat, so you guys can actually indulge into lore too, you know?
I
Say maybe just to be safe just yeah, okay luck
I
Don't see if I could play it again to take this game over me. Oh shit. I forgot about the music. I replay it
I got you my boy
You got the next one Andy
People those explosive tanks barrels right here right now
I'm so proud of us it's gonna be like seven days you know I'm saying like easily
yeah what's fires is like everybody got their wind you know that mean yeah yeah
Everybody like found something which is really good.
By the way, if there is some stuff after this,
um, if we get like a tool or whatever to open more doors,
I'll fill exactly the doors we have to open.
Which ones are you thinking?
One to five?
Yeah, yeah, probably right?
Because those ones are suspicious and weird.
Yeah, and there's the main...
So that station back there had a number, I don't know if you'll see that on the wall.
It's at station 55.
Your line just reads, I mean if you want I can solve the whole thing in literally five minutes if you want.
Do you want that or do you want the anticipation of actually solving it?
And the rest is pretty much, um, it would be like power stations related to spots that are from Geo to Cyprus.
Was there an E on that door that we turned by the other damn number the one that was like underneath the highway or no?
It was just like a
There was a dam on the side
So Tony we found a lot of doors that are like that like those great power doors that are locked ranks
None of them have an E. They're like scatters in between Mirapark and like
Fudge Lane kind of
Okay
I mean I pretty much built the lore for this puzzle with obviously Moss to go and then
Big Boy Collar will put the whole puzzle together essentially and obviously with Cap's suggestions
and shit it was a collaborative effort
What do you guys see like the last interior of this first puzzle?
Oh man, it looks like a whole different game.
You guys will see when we go in there.
It's one of my favorite interiors in the whole server.
So I have come back to the place where I did not where I did the worst of the work because it is the one address
They will not search
Leaving it is the only thing they ever believe I did sincerely the station drinks for a city
That has never once said thank you and it hums and the hum was the first sound I ceased to hear after the late the lattice
learned my ears
Espelon
Epsilon calls the work of this place induction in planar terms. It is a leash for the
for the interior of a head, and I machined the buckle myself.
I learned concealment on the wards, nothing there was labeled.
The rooms were color-coded, and the order lies,
and the orderlies never asked what a shade meant.
They consulted the chart, and administered.
Three doses to a shade.
In the order the chart hangs them.
A man who can no longer say a thing out loud
may still prescribe it.
My chart for you hangs below.
Bunch of color hex codes. They're probably all different my starts with seven four seven two seven seven
This door keeps the older arrangement it speaks six letters to your handset and the letters are
Your figure wearing the alphabets coat
Walk two rooms from home walk them back read them as places in the line and lay them over the number of the last batch
I signed for on the floor below the water keep it remains on the dial the lock reads the signature IHGFTC the same or no
My mind CDE FGH mines a ICK F E
On the floor below the water
Yeah, but we do need to sing a component to this note
Walked two rooms from home.
It's just, Gary, you're fucking retarded.
What oh my god.
Where the hell are you, Andy?
He's coming from.
Where are they coming from?
Where are they coming from?
That is literally what I'm doing.
two rooms from home be like like 200 letters or two numbers next to each
it could be few things
brothers and a baby and started watching my bed brother with all the respect
that's not a good excuse you're coming in chat assuming things you don't know
Blaine, what's the talk right now?
Hey.
Hey, yeah.
What's up?
Uh, Echo just called and he's like saying he's ready for us.
Okay, uh, go and I'll catch up.
Who you guys all with?
You guys all still together?
It's just me, Harry, and I called you and Gloria on the phone when...
Okay
You guys in a bit, I'm just kind of stuck in some of her now, okay, you haven't ETA
You're like 15, okay, bye
Bye.
No, you notice how, like, what the hell, man, man?
Ah!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
This question, it was this question, it wasn't like, brother, it was, what do you mean?
Because you phrased it as a question with so much assumption behind it, does it mean
was just a question rather
Sort of what?
Did you finish yours?
No, no, I don't remember
so you know how it does
Lay them over the number of the last batch I signed on for on the floor below the water
Isn't that isn't that the number? What was that number?
Yeah, what was that number? There were things in that room these guys didn't look at I'm only seeing it because we saw it in character
Just saying
I'm talking about remember remember okay so you remember the old age that you were looking
at by the power plant there was a number that's the one yeah five is that the number
for sure 582 I don't know what it is I don't know what it is is it 582 002
if I didn't write it down
I have a code
banks I don't know if like I did it right like I feel like the way I'm gonna explain it is like
stupid I'm gonna just explain it anyways
No, never mind. I'm not going to explain it. I'm just probably not.
So, as I know my thought process, or actually, want to share yours, actually?
the
right
that would be with the
with the new number that is given
you get another number
and you will have the
old number
they get with it with the five eight two
and then you keep what you get
yeah but what does that mean keep what you get because i have i have
have the numbers but like what do i do now
that would have been that
so okay so here's what i thought you put it back into the lines as in like you
you uh... like a matrix
okay wait x i'm gonna tell you what i did you tell me if what i did wrong or if
i'm on the right
if i'm doing it right so far okay
I took my signature, I went back two letters on each, and then I converted them all into numbers.
Like, as if, like, you know, like, for example, if it's A, the letter A, it's 1, you know?
And then I, and then that's where I am.
Okay, um, just, just give me a minute, just so I can, I guess I haven't done it.
I've only, I was the only one who did, like, theory.
Okay.
Okay, and then I turned it, it took like my code, and then like, turned it into numbers,
and then minus two from number, and then I got my code in like text, which one would
be AACBE active, if it's right, but I don't know if I'm on the triads.
Wait, so, so, no, no, no, no, it's not done, it's not done, so, Tony, let me catch up to
where I am, let me catch you up to where I am and then would you be at the same time?
Mark says that ring and then Sony doesn't listen to the same thing.
So what's your signature look like? What does this one say?
C-D-E-F-G-H.
So go back two letters on each of those. So it'd be A, B, whatever.
You're not asking me to design the puzzle?
B and Mark's created the lore.
A because you go C, B, A.
D goes to B because you go D, C, B.
I was like, go back to the one.
Have you done that?
Let me do that.
Yeah, just do that now.
It's easier if you just pull up like, or just use the notes,
just put the ABCs all in order, like line by line,
like A, new line, B, new line, C, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I have a new code all of them, but not finished or nothing.
So pull up your phone, pull up your actual, you know, pull up your phone, right, and just
go on this page only.
Alright, you see the notes on the right?
Yeah.
Write the A, B, C's on each line, like A, then new line, B, C, D, and keep going.
Yeah, this is just, just also remember, this is just the start of the war shit.
about to do man like you guys have no idea what I've been waiting to just fucking
unleash this shit wait what is your what is your signature again
on
the
CDE
FGH
okay so this one should be very simple
alright
um so you wrote all of it in a new line right
my whole ABCs just mean
just mean that the whole agency you can do it only up to g if you want
uh it is both but
i mean i think it's i think it's apparent that we try to make everything as lore-based as we can
and not and stop separating the two was my only so it was my goal
Tony yeah yeah i got mates i got mates okay so your first one see you right right so if you go
Up to just why I was amazed I'm a reactor now for some of this shit, right? Which is why I was amazing
Naturally react next to it to getting
Progress as before
Focus
Is one B is to since you should a CD EFG
You know said it'd be one two three four five six
Right, and it was amazing to see that actually work in real time
I know you should actually work
Yeah, this is four or five six. Yeah. That makes sense.
It's making sense. I got eight. Okay. Okay. That's basically where I am.
And then the old numbers on the previous page were five, eight, two, zero, zero, two.
It was cool.
Like for me, it was awesome to see them actually pick up on the graffiti.
That was another zero, two. I tried to glaze myself.
So those two are related.
And it's like to lay them over the number of the last batch
and keep what remains in the dial. But I don't know what that part means.
I'm trying to figure out how they start trying to like teach me and I mean, yeah
The color graffiti pretty early to I was not expecting anybody to catch that for a month if I'm gonna be on it
Second yeah, and yeah top. I think the other codes and the old codes have to be um, they have to be
alphabetically coded again
If you put in a wrong code, they're gonna like shut me out or some shit
They're controlling our minds you guys are ignoring this very important fact I'm just gonna point that out
I said they are controlling our minds and you guys are ignoring that it's a very important fact I'm just gonna point that out
Well, is that what we're fucking
Stop
No, because that thought you're having right now is a thought they planted in your head
And that's how they might control you because you are convinced it is your own thought the only way to beat the matrix
It's to stop thinking
I've been overdue in that, though, cut.
Well, that's why you got this far, my friend.
That's why you got this far, my friend.
So just keep doing that.
You'll get even further in life.
i think my codes one three four five six
uh... five four three two one nine
no way
i will be astonished if that's the goni gag
i will be astonished if that's the goni gag because there's no way
i'm gonna laugh
I'm not laughing, I don't know who the fuck's laughing at.
I'm not laughing, I just need that.
I'm not clearly laughing, bro.
I'm clearly laughing.
Like I'm that ass over here.
I'm out from all horrors my first time, bro.
And like, you just laughing at me, that ass.
I'm not, I wasn't laughing.
Bro, I can hear it in your...
I'm sick.
That ass thinks it's one, two, three, four, five, six.
I'm minus two from every letter.
If you got one, two, three, four, five, six, I will be astounded.
I was like, his thing is CD EFG.
So yeah, it's an order.
And if you go back, it's literally one, two, three, four, five, six.
He's not wrong.
Yeah.
Well, I'm right.
Fuck yeah.
Badass.
Or bad homies.
Guys, goddamn right.
I did the orange shit.
It's for the next thing, you know?
Jean Paul is actually smart.
Holy fuck.
I think that once we get inside we have to figure out the the room shit and that these are why we have the six
Mother suckers inside it. I I want you to my coat. Can I try it?
Yeah, I would have tried my best. Oh, wow. I subtracted and it didn't work. Wait you subtracted and and you use a um
No, my
just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go
okay, okay, bye
no, no, no, I got lost in thought
you're good
also, Tony, are you yelling or something?
huh?
are you yelling right now or just talking?
oh, yelling, hold on
there we go
oh my god, Tony, you might be yelling all the time
really?
yeah, you just are going
Yeah, you're good you're good. Oh my god. Thanks. So did you put the numbers in sir Wayne?
I just added it.
You guys, nobody touch anything please.
Is the tape playing?
No, yeah, yeah, it's playing.
I can hear it now.
I have begun separating the research, copies in different locations,
They have changed the language they use around it, and at first it was learning, memory retention,
human potential.
Now they ask about stability, correction, how the behavior changes, how they receive,
changes how they receive. They ask whether a person can be made to distrust a memory
while still remembering it. They ask how much can be removed before resistance
disappears. I do not build this to make people obedient. I build it because I believe the mind cannot be strengthened without being changed.
But they don't want sponsor people, they want rewritten people.
I've made the corrections, I've checked them again and again and again.
There is only one subject I can trust with the final test.
And that's myself.
I
Shanks
And I
Had you do this
Yeah, I can't hear it because I unlocked the door man
Yeah
for the app events.
So on the notes, put down on a one line 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, which is your numbers, right?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, thanks.
And then add each number to 1 plus 5, then 2 plus 8, and then, you know, so on and so
go forward. Does that make sense? So 1 plus 5 is 6, right?
Right.
And then go to a new line, do 2 plus 8, which is 10. And then on a new line, 3 plus 2, which
is 5. And then on a new line, 4 plus 0, which is 4. And then 5 plus 0, which is 5. And then
6 plus 2 is 8.
So you have 6, 10, 5, 4, 5, 8.
Right?
Yeah, 6, 10, 5, 4, 5, 8.
Yeah, OK, and then we'll have Tony do it after he gets it.
So it says lay them over or whatever,
and then keep what remains in the dial.
So I guess I just fucking did a process of elimination.
So you see how one of the numbers is 10, so it's a double digit?
You take the second number instead.
So your code is 605458.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, because you don't want the double digits.
So just take the last one.
Yeah.
Oh, the second number.
OK, all right.
Then try that, 605458, see if it works.
and
I can't see if you give me if you give me a link
two seconds and like the like maybe like a minute and nobody says anything I can play the recording for you
now I can see it
you can hear it
I can't play it now
Do you repeat you here?
No.
Yeah, I'll just play a muddy stone recording.
I can't hear it either, Playboy.
I can give it for you. Just give me one second.
Two minutes.
trust the memory while still remembering it. They ask how much can be removed before resistance
disappears. I do not build this to make people obedient. I note it because I believe the mind
cannot be strengthened without being changed. But they don't want stronger people. They
want rewritten people. I've made the corrections. I've checked them again and again and again.
There is only one subject that can trust with the final test and that's myself
Amar, what was the batch number?
What do you mean? That you would do all the adding subtracting with? What was the number?
It was different for everybody else
Like you want me to help you figure out yours? Yeah, but what were you adding and subtracting?
Also, try this. I'm gonna call you guys real quick. Hold on.
Nobody talk, please. Answer the phone.
I have begun separating the research copies in different locations.
It's not working?
No complete record on that.
I'll just make it into your phone or something.
If they take this project from me,
they will not inherit it.
Yeah, I was trying to get it back.
I'm sorry about that.
Change the language they use around it.
Hold on, let me fix this TV.
Hold on. You don't have to listen to my age.
Let me fix the TV. It's back up. Just back it up.
Let me fix this shit. Just back it up.
Stability, correction,
how the behavior changes,
how they receive.
They asked whether a person can be made to distrust the memory while still remembering it.
They asked how much can be removed before resistance disappears.
I do not build this to make people obedient.
I build it because I believe that mind cannot be strengthened without being changed.
But they don't want stronger people.
They want rewritten people.
I've made the corrections, I've checked them again and again and again.
There is only one subject I can trust with the final test.
And that's my study.
I have begun separating the research copies in front locations,
components, catalog on different names.
No complete record of the work in one place.
If they take this project from me, they will not inherit it whole.
They have changed the language they use around it.
At first it was learning memory retention, human potential.
Now they ask about stability, correction, how they behave.
It's fucking heavy.
Alright, I love this.
Are we going downstairs?
Yeah.
I am.
Holy shanks.
Oh shit.
Oh what the fuck.
Oh hold on now.
Is there a computer?
Man this place is fucking crazy.
This is not a bug GTA.
Yeah, 100%
They're falling for the bait.
Updates, model, to rabbit, to Rian-1.
I'm not gonna lie, the shit on the low-key reminds me of like the Iron Man hearts.
You know what this reminds me of? It reminds me of the Bunker from Lost.
Yeah.
The Dharma Initiative.
Bart, so what were the numbers you were adding, subtracting, based off what?
Okay, so, uh, pull up your phone low-key.
Yeah.
And then, uh, go to that one.
We're not in this anymore.
Basically, it had like those letters, right?
It said to go back to and then place them into numbers, right?
And that's just like A equals one.
Yeah, you got your numbers.
And what are you adding subtracting?
They don't understand that part.
So you're adding it by the number from the previous place
when we were reading it.
It said six numbers on the bottom, like the bottom paragraph.
And it was 582002.
You add those two numbers together.
The numbers that you got when you translated.
And then with 5, 8, 2, 0, 0, 2.
And then you take each of those numbers and that's your code.
And then if it's double digits, you take the second of that number.
So if it's like 5 plus 8 is 13, it would be 3.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Thanks, Trin.
A little fast.
I got you.
I got you.
All right.
So we go to the next place.
Next place is Sink.
What the f-
I'm going in.
Go.
Let's go.
is a boring
no fuck off it's locked
next one
nothing a little lock pit can't fix am i right?
i don't know that shit looks like
there's someone left here to enter the code to unlock so
we don't goddamn play blah
what do you mean?
here look at the keypad it says enter code to unlock right here we have another
ramps at yeah we do we do
which side which side I didn't get it did you do the the mod thing so those
were like hex codes that you know like the hashtag FF7 you know those are
and each of them were three letters each it's yeah and the xkp oh wait never mind it's t
t r w c x a dot onion and it's right here oh my god wait it's right here
may i read that wait wait wait wait we should stop real quick and go back up because i don't
think lang did the code and he there's no way he's gonna see it true you guys want to go back up
Oh, sorry, of course.
Damp.
Doug, you want me to help you do this thing?
Different.
Oh, is it locked?
Oh, somebody unlocked it.
Yeah, you can do it.
You want to do it?
And do you know how to do it now?
Nope, I suck.
OK, so pull it out.
Pull out the website.
And what your signature is 765421.
Oh, you did the numbers thing already, right? Yeah.
So you would do a seven plus five, which is 12.
So your first number is two. Yeah. Then you said six. Yeah.
Six plus eight, which is 14. So four. Yeah.
And then your next number is five, right? So five plus two is seven.
That's your next number. Yeah, yeah, what were your last three seven six five four two one
Okay, so if four plus zero is four
And then two plus zero is two
Then one plus two is three. So
But wait, look real quick. No, wait, we're good actually no signal on the next upside here. We have to actually go down to the door
I can't believe this guy built all of his shins.
Yeah, I really wonder what this guy is.
Must be a fucking genius.
Alright, the website lane if you don't have it, it is trwcxa.com
Say it again? Say it again?
T-R-W-C-X-A-B-A-N.
Day 468, the office. Great show, by the way.
They issued us a word to say when the doubts became loud.
K-K-K-Flop!
One says it, and one smiles. And the smiling is the dosage.
I watched a room of engineers pronounce it in unison over a quiet outcome.
I pronounced it with them, and it worked. That is the part I'm unable to forgive.
This office is where the numbers lived. I now understand the product better than the board
that funds it. The lattice does not need to read a man. It needs only to count him.
How long he hesitates? Which road he prefers? At what hour he stops fighting sleep. A curse
is only counting, then slowly and exactly, I something with nothing else in the world to do.
My daily protocol, which I recite in one breath and in strict order, 26, then four,
then 11, then 21, then 18, then six. We did not name the subjects here. We numbered them.
And I have begun to answer to my own number. There's a short walk from number back to our
to whoever was made to stand in that place in the line.
And the walk is the same in either direction.
Make it six times and you will have my next entry.
I wrote six letters on the wall of this room
and pinned the distance beside them.
If the wall has been cleaned,
the board remembers how to read me.
Let your signature over what letters become
and keep only what remains in the dial.
The interlock reads your signature.
HGJICK.
same code or no, probably not, right?
Um, yeah, I can't wait to welcome the people through this as well, Jack.
Especially the people who are super invested in the L'Oreal.
So, you would times whatever number you get by six, right?
Is that what they say?
Uh...
Then make it six times and you'll have my entry
Guys, what did Uber do with the DM pin?
I want to see so badly.
Guys, guys, I think we should stop exploring this.
It's not going to end well.
I thought I was going to die, where did John Paul go, he's gone.
You need the board to do this one for sure, you need the board man, the board, the board,
the board, you need the board man.
they might get stuck here
and
I think I did it the same way last time
but I may have gotten it but I don't know
I turned it into numbers and I think the numbers that I got are
one two six six
these motherfuckers are so small one two six six
or three
No, my signature CDJ KG H
Yeah, but I time I times that by six like I said in the thing that's how I get the other numbers
Okay, okay, so
So it would be three four ten
Eleven seven eight so one
All right, all right, fire hell yeah. Fuck it, I'm learning, thank you.
I can't take a piss
Can you move it? You're in the front of the other one, Matt!
Oh shit, sorry, sorry
Sorry, sorry
Chad's probably molding me, I was like, crazy
I do this to myself, bro
I think I got my code.
I got a rip of Fana's cloud.
I know the code, get out of my way.
I got it. I got it. Hold on. Everybody take a step back.
Martin, please guys, take a step back. What am I putting this code in?
I've seen this in a movie.
Open Sesame.
Should I got that one? Open Sesame.
I
Did not work
To try tomorrow guys get some rest come back with clear head
And I'm not gonna be able to sleep I'm not gonna lie
We want to try our codes or what are we thinking I don't I don't know
I
Can I try my code
I
Thanks god anymore
What like the chips are you doing truck?
No, they're not they're not like you want a bit
that's what I was thinking at first.
Do I spoil it or do I let them find this naturally?
No, I think I'll let them find it naturally.
I do not think or I can't trust you.
Only speak to me when you're not thinking.
That's directly against my nature.
I will not think, I will not think,
I will not think, I will only speak when I don't think,
I only speak when I don't think,
I only speak when I don't think,
I only speak when I don't think,
then start thinking, then you stop,
then you start and then you stop,
then you realize the thoughts stop coming in
and then you start speaking,
when you speak faster,
from thoughts creep back in,
chilling with us works.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Where are you?
you're doing this. What's going on? You're thinking, you're thinking.
You see what Stephen Abbs said about you yesterday? What did he say?
B****.
I will not think, I will not think I'll only speak when I stop thinking.
I'll start thinking, but then I'll stop.
And I'll start to speak, but I'll stop before the thoughts creep in.
That's how we're free.
Demand the myth the legend. Which one are you?
I'm trying but I can't get any.
Those who say they can and those who say they can are both usually right.
And God said, let there be light.
Yeah, we should get a ship out of these, we get the fuck out, help him!
Guys, that's a bright leave, honestly.
They're not free.
My thoughts aren't ours.
I'm cleaning you, Chad.
I'm cleaning you.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, no, don't go in yet, right?
right? Oh, I should be going. I think we should go home. Why? Because I'm scared. You scared
like? Yeah. Don't be scared, Lee. We're here for you. Don't be scared. All right, I'm gonna
turn around now. We're here. We're here for you tonight. We're real tonight. Why do you
guys want to discover the truth? Y'all want to find this was fake? Then what? What do you
I was thinking about it here for you my brain what if we go back in time where
Martin shot you and we fell apart hey life's too good right now you know we got
our friends we've got beautiful clouds made of cotton candy I don't want to go
back it's a high lane they've been lying to us I kind of like being my
I controlled what we're gonna have it better though
If this change is only walker the door now, what is it worth it? It's not worth it for me
It's what if I would have the realness of lying and then no lying at all
What if this is the last puzzle that ever existed in John Paul leaves in three days cuz he's bored
What?
What we got the boats coming up, you feel me?
You, you know about things.
Do we know?
Point.
Okay.
You'll always have me so nice.
I love you guys.
Maybe you do.
Open the door, Martin.
Should I explain very briefly how I did it?
Yeah, please.
Yeah.
So convert each of your letters into numbers and then subtract each of them by two like welcome back to I
Realized I realized that going back in letters first. I'm so stupid going back in letters first and subtract then
numbers of stupid just put it into numbers first subtracted by two then those numbers on the wall
Subtract them by two when you convert them and then add them together and then same as before basically
Okay, I did that but I didn't do his numbers because I thought his would be yeah
I
Had to brute force it low key
I did my numbers, and then their numbers, and then both of the numbers, and then it worked.
Rains, rains, rains. So, so add that like C would be three ranks, and then max two for
max. Yeah, so one. Yeah, so you get your six numbers, and then the number is um,
I think it's this one. I think it's this one. My notepad is so fucked up. Their numbers is seven,
six, five, four, two, one. When you add them together.
of
the
I hear you, hold on, I hear you.
places, places without any memory of having been there.
Yeah, if familiar are you without context?
They would look at someone they loved and know they were supposed to feel something.
They simply could not remember why.
I had prepared for cognitive instability.
I had prepared for failure.
I had not prepared for this.
There is one result I have not included in the official report.
So after the memories began to degrade, both subjects became more receptive to suggestive,
you could say.
They could be told something that had happened.
For a moment, they seemed to accept it.
Not because they believed it.
I mean, I guess because there was nowhere else for the truth to really go.
Anyway, the Blackwell family, the Draven family, they're overseeing everything I do right now, so let me be careful.
Anyway, there is one more thing.
You alright, Lane?
Lane, am I okay? Do you hear that shit?
You're playing again, you were crying too, Lane.
We're going to lose each other for this bullshit.
Blackwell family, huh?
Wait, there's more.
Blackwell.
I killed him once.
Victor Blackwell.
Wait.
There's more than a shit?
There's so much point on this thing.
I
Remember lying from rusa's rest and I remember lying from the pawn shop and I like them both
I remember Jean Paul
The Joker who loses fucking mind in his cells for 12 hours and it was the most addicting thing I've ever seen
It was like a shit chocolate away from
Remember this John Paul holy moals a little bit and holds himself back
He thinks about the others around him
I think about Martin, but it really annoying ass nerdy voice. Well look at him
strong be beautiful man even bigger break oh thank you babe Tony still sounds
like a duck right
okay guys so we got hands surgery we all got to do the code alright so you're
trying to get ince I've been trying to get it like every number I keep doing
I feel like I'm like, oh yeah, I got it, but then I just can't
HGJICK
Let you do his version
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay, so do you have the other numbers?
847612
Tony?
I like from his stuff. Yes. His is eight four seven six one two, right?
Oh, I was at it twenty six then four then eleven and twenty one and eighteen. No, that's the next link. That's the next link
Thank you guys. I'm only putting in these clothes. I don't know if it's solved or not.
Really bro. Goodbye to me, bro. Really?
And then add it with your numbers, you got your numbers by converting it to numbers in
minus three, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, hold up, hold up.
I'm trying to look where I wrote this down.
You guys don't know Epsilon.
I think mine is CDJKGH, so I think it's 1, 2, 0, 0, 5, 6.
That sounds right.
That sounds right.
then just add each number like the one and then the eight and then the you know one by one
you guys don't want to fuck with the black whales they'll wind well who that is like
i can't say i'm scared to see the name out now
Oh, is that serious for real?
No, it's still rejected me.
Okay, well, when you added them together, what were your numbers?
967668.
67.
Okay, okay, tell me your signature or whatever, and then I'll do it for you.
CDJKGH.
Okay, I know you did wrong. Okay, got it. So when you do 10, you have 10 subtract that
by two so it's eight not not zero. Does that make sense? Wait for your J I mean then your
K is nine and minus two is nine. And then were your last two numbers seven eight?
six
six
seven
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
Your default number is three, two, eight, nine, five, six.
All right, you know, your inverted number.
So take those numbers and add it with the thingy.
I don't want to a sorry, one, two, eight.
okay I'm gonna end this whole thing and I add his number which is where does it say his number again
his number is 847612
and then add it right don't subtract
yeah yeah add each number
If the third number is 15, do I just keep the one?
Take the five.
No, you take the five.
It's the second number.
It takes the number greater value?
It's the second number always.
Like if it's like six, it's the second number, so six, you know?
Okay.
How many are you?
What do you have so far?
965?
Yeah, 965 and I'm solving the rest.
Okay, okay, so 15 so it should be five
Yeah
In six yeah, yeah
What's mine what?
But the dagger my order your letters just fire
Hgj ick. Thanks, right?
Hgj ick Martin just do it to send
You said Hgj ick yeah
I'm going to listen to this again 4, 9, 5, 3, 2, 1, try that
four nine five three two one.
Yeah.
That work?
Yeah, it worked.
Let's go, let's go.
Yo.
The next website, you guys got it?
Yeah, I got it.
Where is it?
For Leng and Tony.
It's ZDK.
Tony, come on here.
Okay, ZDK, you are F onion.
It's sick through the hallways when it's playing. I'm at a range. Only the next link is the VK you are F.
I was designed to be stared at.
So that is no longer desirable. I'm in a place where parts of you will twist and
turn. It's got to be the pier. Why? No? For the carnival rides? Yeah. Yeah. And it's no longer desirable because people used to always go to the pier, but now nobody goes. It's to be said because of the nice lights, right? Yeah. Yeah.
I can see the door in the back alleys there.
Send it.
It's underneath the back.
There might be a door.
How about say something crazy?
What?
You're just not 18.
I'm gonna have it down in a sec.
Is this one on me?
Stop!
Which one is this door?
this is the warping uh this one I'm 18 rice yeah you 18 as hell I'm like okay you're
good but we've been here so damn long it turned daytime holy fuck it's like it's like when
you go to the movies you forgot it was daylight outside you know I'm saying hell I am I hate
That's going to the movies. I still daylight out. Are you yelling are you yelling again? Yeah, stop doing it
No, it's so fucking loud for me. I'm sorry. I got sense
I got you my point don't
Do I you know I was I've literally been sitting there, bro. You must be yelling all the time by the way you must be
Persevesance because I've been sitting fucking the last
Like oh my god, Tony's so loud and no one's complaining like oh my god
It's just because you were yelling the whole damn time you motherfucker
You good so
Look generally like land right now or no
You said what
can't park here
no no you're super good now
when you're yelling bro like for me
i mean no one else like i think it's my ears that are fucked up like they're
super sensitive but
like for example larry when he when he's talking in the area like
it's like um...
you know how the president use that new supersonic device it's not like the
mind fuck whatever
like the mind fuck
Is this shit broken? That answer.
That be all.
So who left the Koran in the fucking pipes, motherfucker?
Seriously, oh god!
This is shit!
It's like...
It's the best moments we'll have, brother.
You'll regret it once you get to the finish line.
This right here is the good old days, the solid years.
It was always the good old days though, no?
Not for a while.
The good old days are right now.
There's the ball that jump on
It was plain in this game
Now it's a facade
What
I will not think I will not think the thoughts are not my own I will not think
of
the
the
the
Fuck, do you need help, man?
I think we all need help.
You're scaring me!
Who are you guys? Who are you with right now?
Don't golly, glory on me, we just hit that convenience store.
And then now we got CJ tweaking out about hot air balloon, wanted to follow it and like get in it and shit.
Shit's real weird right now.
You guys need to meet up.
And only call me when you stop thinking
I
Oh my god, I keep saying that!
Guys, these are the parts where I'm like, where I sell like a kind of a DM
because like I want to share, like I'm helping share the lore to other people but slowly, you know?
There he goes, this human in a NY Stree.
I just said right now I just said I was a whiskey cut.
You know how this is supposed to play out lore-wise, buddy?
Yes or no, brother?
I make the lore.
Being capped, make all the lore.
That's why I'm addicted to this shit.
You were like, oh, are you honored?
Do you hate it?
You can't do this?
the lore for it yeah it's a little cringe it might be shit half the time but half the time it works it's lit
or the other half that works is lit
mm hmm
hm
mm hmm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
hm
something in the server you kind of have to expect to be discovered at any moment
now that I expect them to catch on the graffiti I mean yes and no because X is a
fucking crackhead but no at the same time you know
I guess some of the reactions in the minute remember the day we saw X looking
your feet in my reaction I was like oh wait what the fuck
oh bitch there's so much of it kind of hard to ignore damn right yeah but most people would ignore
I think what do we go next?
Well, I love that.
It was designed to be stairbats.
Though that is no longer desirable.
I am in the place where parts of you will place the tournament.
Well, like you stare like at the lights.
Okay, put your lights in shade.
No.
But you stare at them though.
Not really.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, like, think about the fairs, right?
I already know the answer, by the way.
How do you know the answer already?
Because I see where you're from, man.
Oh, the signs are in here!
No.
Read the riddle again, Martin.
Please.
I was designed to be stared at, though that is no longer desirable.
I am in a place where parts of you will twist and turn.
Yeah, I know exactly where that is.
Same on a hooker.
In a cargo box.
You know, they say it's the journey, not the destination, you know.
I am both equally nice, man.
Fair enough
Oh, you know what else could be an option if if it's not this
You know the you know the hedge maze behind the court center
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking the maze like the because of the artwork that's over there
That was actually my first guess it's still the title though
So a whole bunch of like little doors behind all these buildings and shanks
We're gonna work over burger shit
You check that bathroom there's nothing there
What the fuck
What the God start
Yes, I know you guys perceive this is trolling but like Lang is also like our peeing like this is lying like this is lying
I'm gonna look around here
Like he is worried about what the fuck is going on.
I mean he kills, like he knows the lore too, right?
The character knows the lore.
The blackwells and shit, the names being mentioned.
you
you
you
you
you
I think the maze bank or the the arts place from the media man I did the look what
Yeah, I'm in a place next to the clean manner who's dead
That's why I follow here because like I mean it literally says parts of your body with first and turn
I
Know parts of you, I guess
That's why I felt the roller coaster. I'm like a malign
But the maze night might not be a bad idea can you guys go around check for doors with me still in here
Is that I didn't look for shit
yo you found it? no no leave it at me no no i didn't find it
uh yeah go back to money
go back to the other man i didn't see you i'm below i'm below i'm below
what what about your stomach and twist and turn no that is a restaurant
like uh like the rooster's nest yo
all right you gotta go there
about like an ice cream stand like a twist and turn ice cream
Oh, oh, oh, oh, movie theater!
Movie theater, you can't, you can't, you can't look at it, right, and if you watch
movie it makes your body twist and turn it because you're stressed out
you want to get here man
above it I just got moving close to come down here no
Okay, come on, come on, yeah.
Under the bridge, under the bridge.
All the fans go.
Mr. Lang.
What?
Under the bridge, yeah.
At the old punk guy.
What if it's up a mountain somewhere because think about it like if you're driving up a
mountain though you're twisting turning up the road like quite literally you're turning
I mean it would be a view of some sort right so like on a mountain tap with some type of
I was like this little like I think they all matter then they matter every time that we did it
We're not I'm just trying to brainstorm. I'm thinking like necessarily
I'm a little why I'm thinking the vibe would sound but it wouldn't it wouldn't link up with that desirable anymore
Yeah, I like them I like the movie theater I liked the court center and maybe
Uh, I don't know.
Anybody got food?
I'm gonna get the down right.
I'm gonna, I gotta think about P.P.
Okay.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Uh, and then the hedge maze.
Where am I going? Where's the theater at?
No, at the mall, at the mall.
Also, the observatory.
You stare into
Are you tired now are peeing man
And also
I mean, that's desirable to me. I'm not going to convey any motion.
That's why I talk like this when I fucking talk. Oh my god, man.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No.
No, no.
Aye.
You want to run away here?
Okay for the people that actually watch the RP there's a reason why I'm playing Lang
this way and it all makes sense soon, well not soon at some point. There's a story to
Lang man. Well, I didn't get it. Thanks guys. There's a reason why Lang is playing the
I'm not to pursue are you guys listening to the messages that are played on these tapes? Are you guys reading the lore?
Lang believes what he's reading and seeing bro
Where to now wait, what about a clock?
The clock makes sense
I
Want to go somewhere real quick go here mark them up real fast
Snap out here on the way
Well, I really like the clock one.
That's what I'm saying. I think it could be the clock one, that ass.
I really like that.
Yeah, because those are buildings in the city that has a clock and I just can't...
I'm trying to remember exactly what it is, but where am I?
So I'm going to the clock room, I'm going to the courts.
Just go to the market.
Go to the clock.
What about the quarry?
Man, they're my $1.00 and that.
the
Yeah, an airplane, yeah.
This isn't the marker, but the marker was here too, the marker.
It was the metal, and it turned the turbines, right?
And you stare at them.
Oh, oh, the DNA's in there.
What is that? Is that the eugenics building?
Yeah, nothing.
I mean, I'm down for whatever, because the more I think about it, I can say anything can twist and turn you,
technically, like metaphorically or physically, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I thought the movie theater was pretty good too.
open the graveyard
The place we're going now
I'm pretty sure it has a client there if it's not at this location
I just can't remember exactly where the buildings can if it's not at this spot
Then it's right next to the maze bank right next to the pier
And there's a big-ass building that has like a client coming
Okay
Let's go by elimination more like a straight straight
what is what has been designed this whole maze right like designed to be
stared at and that's not this go to maze bank
right by the pier well I like the clock one because like yeah well yeah clock
one is good I think I like that I like the hedge maze one right like those are
literally designed for you to like look at them right that's pretty good and
you twist and turn because you go through the maze. Alright, that's a decent one.
Um, I forgot what I was.
Yep, there's a building right there. Good light to have.
The arts? But why isn't it along with his eyeball though? Because arts would be fakes.
of
the
what about the murals of the murals
Guys, what about it? What about the murals? No
You're a mural would make sense, but
It makes you your bike twist in turn because of the story
Watch out for the stairs, everyone is doing crazy.
Our P5 will pop off.
Fuck yeah, that makes me really happy.
We finally have the DMs cooking,
we're starting to start pushing so much lower.
Hey, hold on, Tony, this is the kind of dick you got.
With a coke can right here.
My muscles, like, add, like, seven inches on that.
Reduce, like, thickness by, like, centimeter, right there.
By centimeter.
I'm a tyrant, guys.
I don't know what to tell you.
the dance
just look at that
as Italians have fat hucks
just fangs
and big noses
just hack noses
that might be the old dick though
am i going
uh... do you want to try the court center?
and that's what i do to me
guys i think i ditched and let them try to
You know, figure this out.
I'm gonna call me again if they figure it out.
Because I don't know, we'll see if they figure it out. I don't know.
You stare into the sunset, you stare into the mirror, you stare into...
into my eyes.
Yeah, I stare into your eyes a lot.
I
Stand to the void it
So this is why it says yeah
Maybe I mean avoid it
Oh, Mayor Park!
Well that ain't Mayor Park, the location.
I don't know Jesus Christ Almighty Jesus Mary Joseph fucking fuck man
I'm gonna stop you.
I'm gonna banish you.
You're fucking qualified.
Qualified.
Qualified.
Got a keys.
Oh my.
Jesus.
Okay.
Take my position.
Hold on.
Hold on.
of
the
yo what is your goddamn problem?
hey, his chat was taking me around, I just love making them all make me laugh, I'm sorry man
I
Know my god the target
We're going to solve again to figure out the other RP.
You guys got to start out.
Will them solving it interfere with the other RP you got stored up?
I understand the question.
Hi.
So.
I heard it's old, but you're going to be safe.
Oh, no, it's fresh.
I
Think it's a graveyard you stare at people they died no undisputable and when you go see them at the grave
It makes your bike twist and turn
Let's try it
Golly got arrested in the rain
Really? Tony, you did it my guy.
Man, look at the bag. You did them right, thanks. You couldn't even pick it up for him.
That ass, cousin.
Because I wanted him to get rich.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Gonna push the blame on me, because you didn't move the bag.
Yeah, it's the old gallery.
I
Where we had the next
Well, I liked I liked the style of thinking of the clock thing like
This is designed to be straight at those no longer desirable. So like maybe some it's like outdated like a place
It's like an update a place or a thing. It's like an outdated technology or or like idea
You know I'm saying yes, I really like that
That's why I would like the movie theater thing too because no one really watches movies
They just go go home and watch on the streaming platform, you know, I like both of those a lot
like
One isn't isn't bad either. I like that one too. There's any stages we know I've
How did locals learn this cross the street
Yo, the way that the locals act is to act like a misaligned...
What do you mean, a local fighter?
Well, for all the time I've spent in Los Santos, they never knew how to cross the street.
You know how to fucking change things either.
It's one thing that you're starting to become like them.
I'm going to miss you insulting me all the time, you know.
I don't know why, but I was thinking like comedy show, uh, when it's closed down, it's
not opened anymore.
I just want to check here real quick.
Sure.
Yeah, I'm done.
You're about to twist and turn from, you know, from the laughing and shing.
Guys! Guys! Hold on!
I don't know, man.
We got a hot and cold meter.
Oh, sorry.
Why are you calling me?
I thought you were driving.
Yeah, that's the only reason you called me.
Because I wanted to hear your voice.
Yeah?
Lang?
Lang?
What?
Don't be sad.
Dude, what about the green guy on top of the Kiflom Tower?
Oh my god, bruh.
I fucked you then, fuck you.
Let him go, man.
the arcade yes I mean everyone's gonna like arcades are still still like
bussing though you feel me why I go into the arcade I like going on our case
with your kid that was a great guess the arcade is good like make it make you
Sometimes it's one though. It's one though.
There is like a little side entry. You can go in over there because like a window you can break.
Right I'm down. I go check it out.
Just trying to think of like what's not desirable.
I
Honestly, it could be anything like it could be yeah
It's gonna be holders hands to say what's not desirable
We're in the modern age like basically everything is it is undesirable these days except for your damn phone like it says it literally could be anything
See about check
Yeah
the cargo box and the cargo box point me
oh
I think maybe we should also search a little more in-depth because like what if
it's what if it's another door like if we on the previous hand on the previous
hand if we're like oh it's power station then we just what ran through the
power station we would have left wouldn't have found that door you know
what I'm saying it's very true we should be a little bit more detailed than our
looking at we could have already passed that
okay did we do any good at the uh up here i think we come we skipped three
quarters of this shit
i think the heroes of the week especially under the facts like in the
areas that we did look it's only the real words you mentioned about there
thanks yeah it could only be not a door
Yeah, but yeah, but just in case it is a door, because I mean the last two were three
Was it the last two or three two?
They were all doors I'm here on out, right?
What about the guzineo?
It's it is it's a desirable part that's really fucking me because I almost just said like a telescope, right?
right
But the thing is, you can make the argument that people still like doing that, right?
Like, obviously, people still do, yeah.
Yeah, but they don't work at the observatory.
They don't even work.
They're busted in shame, eh?
Yeah, but...
you
you
you
you
you
You
This is like a minivan and a jeep at the same time.
I'm very confused of what I'm looking at.
This car is kind of fire.
You know similar RP all these guys, you know, why not figure this out? I
Don't know together this part today. We'll see I'll be very surprised
Yeah, well, yo, where you going?
You clear my head Martin
We don't want to do well you guys look at me like I'm crazy every word I say is ignore
You guys want to go to the future. I'm happy where I'm at
Yeah, but we can't go to the future without you so you gotta come with that's exactly where we're headed brother
You don't know what you're getting into the black whales the E the motherfucker on the poster
Y'all have no idea
Those roams, the projects, the subjects, you know how old and dated that information is,
how much more advanced it's become since.
Uh, I don't know nothing about it. I don't even know who that family is.
But you guys don't care.
Instead of the man that hurtin' his voice,
the way he's changed people,
let's take out the messages about it.
I listened but but now you're scaring me
Oh
I'm speaking between what was the same time we should say all the time
You speaking but I am listening wasn't it wasn't that those fuck was it
Damn this thing stops on a dime. Holy shit. It's got kind of gas bra
this car sick this might be the best force I guess I'm the only person in the car
This way.
If this car stops on a fucking dime.
Wait, this might be a dope getaway little... hold on... sorry, sidetracked.
Nope.
Never mind, this goes up out of B.
Hold on.
Okay if I can nail that, that'd be a crazy getaway, no?
Oh my god, even, nah, there's not enough speed for this one here.
This ramp on the highway somehow would be crazy too. What the fuck?
Okay, that was bad deal, sorry. Okay, I think I'm stuck in here. I do not hold on.
Oh, a motorcycle?
Yeah, that would be...
Oh my god, we gotta remember this park for that.
Holy fuck.
I'll be stuck in here though.
Oh, there we go.
Am I still stuck in here?
Am I still stuck in here?
Bro, my favorite thing ever
is when I crash into something and I lose it's its body
I don't know why it's just a funny shit on the road to me
And then Tony gets behind the wheel and the same as the car in 5 seconds and no one says
shit.
What?
Oh.
Do you just want to come to us?
because I don't know what the fuck's going on but I think they're rubbing
inconvenience or I don't know what the fuck's happening. There's no way this is happening.
Fair part. Okay, well, things are gonna get really really bad after doing that.
There's no way I've been trying to meet up with these guys for three fucking
hours. We've agreed to drop everything when I call for important shit and these
these guys are robbing this fucking corner store
some things that are fucking change huh
I got it
Is this a fucking joke? Is this a joke? Is this a joke?
A fucking corner store?
Listen, Gordy will explain man
All this shit for a corner store?
Gordy will explain Gordy, I got it, I got the money
I'm gonna stop in the corner stores line. Here we are. Yeah
It's in the bottom of the barrel this line line line. It's for echo. I don't give a fuck who it's for this is fucking pathetic
Yeah, finish your shitty fucking corner store, maybe go plant 30 fucking week seeds and then decide to give me a call
I'm a fucking clone.
Way better shots this way. I need to get food.
I guess the cross pack is at 6 AM.
I love this ATK so shit. It just makes it so much more fucking funnier, bro. Holy fuck
Hey, how you doing sir, how could I help you today? What would you like to eat?
Uh, whatever. Alright.
Can I just add up hell of a shit? Alright.
We'll get a triple burger, a meat shake,
a bleeder meal, a hot supper meal, a hot dog meal,
a money shop meal, and a triple burger meal,
and a single, just a burger.
Goddamn.
Can I get a name for the orders?
Yeah.
That's a lot of burger.
What the fuck are you eating, my booty?
Yeah, what's going on, booty?
I don't know.
I was eating Thursday. I saw Thursday.
Hello, okay, sir. Here you go. You can pay
I gotta play my weak scenes and I gotta chop a few cars then maybe scoop a guy
Then maybe go hunting and then maybe work at burger shop
Then we go to G6 and they may do a little trucker job. Then we can meet up. Is it a board?
Today
You know
I'm gonna make some money out here. Let's see. Let's go through. Let's go through the tech history here
When I said about maybe about an hour and a half ago
Are you guys together we need to meet and then maybe two hours later? You guys still are together, right?
You know
Yeah, you know
It took a long time.
I think we fucked it up like three times.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Lash, it's fucked up, Harry.
It's not like we're just blindly robbing convenience stores, man. I haven't even plundered any wheat today.
I haven't plundered wheat one time!
We need more pickles.
What are the roof tops?
We want to go get more pickles.
Okay.
I'm a strange man, I'm a yuck.
Hey D, what are you doing alright?
What's up?
I almost got a headache.
Oh you know, questioning my life and everything around me and if you're even a real person.
What happened, Rudy?
What happened?
Do you need someone to talk to?
No, you guys are probably all chipped so it doesn't even matter.
All chipped?
Huh?
Yeah.
What does that supposed to mean?
Like a dog?
There's a man.
All chipped.
You need me to cut someone for you, boss?
Yeah.
What that make you feel better?
I'm Mr. Buddha. I got your order right here.
Here you go.
Location.
Enjoy.
Thank you for a juicy burger shot.
Buddha, do you need an unbiased party to talk to?
not micro shift you can cut me if you are chipped that's what we wanted to
think so you think your thoughts are your own but I thought they'd mind
control you go. Who am I? I'm probably man. I'm so high. Alright. Hey, you got my number.
What like two back-to-back banger days of our P I need to get off those honestly I've been after 13 hours
I don't know much longer keep going for
20s at 17, this guy's doing 17 hours a day is insane, no?
What the fuck am I stuck on like holy fuck ass
What
Just planning my weed real quick
We'll meet you at the bridge, okay
Yeah
I
Swap here to emo Jimmy look now listen ball line kind of cute though. No
Yeah.
Yeah.
Amber Rose is crazy by the way.
We gotta change the haircut after that, no?
Come on man legs had a hard day man
She's fine though, so I take her as a compliment.
i see doji calcate as a
it's a trip
jesus
well i got lucky i got a sound sad man
what the fuck
what the fuck is going on man
what the fuck is going on with you guys
what is this dumb guy
start talking goldie
about this fucking echo guy
how you owe him and all this work and shit okay I don't owe Echo nothing okay Echo works
with slash 4 Mr. Steen and he's been asking us for jobs right now he's got word that
someone scanned like counterfeit money and shit and like kept moving the cash around
so we had to go obtain like $12,000 in counterfeit cash for Echo and murder the guy so that's
That's why we're in that convenience store and it's really important and I really, really
I'm not trying to piss Mr. Seop cause I really don't want to get my organs harvested.
What's going on?
I don't know man, he just was like, I need to go.
What's that?
What?
I may have seen Roach full day.
Hey Lang, we found the next five. You want to come near me?
Yeah.
Okay, let me ping you. It's the Southside Laundromat.
Alright.
Alright, bye.
Roach had to stay in his trailer in Sandy today.
Dom is one of Goldie's friends.
She really likes him and then Roach, Fupi guy, fits in well.
He's kind of hanging out with us.
Hey. Hey, I don't want to keep you guys waiting.
Before you get to the next door, call, before you walk to the next door, call me and tell me where it is.
Should we just, should we just continue?
Yeah, continue. You're at the laundromat, right?
Yeah, I started longer man.
Alright, so continue from there, but if you go back to the door, call me first.
Tell me where it is.
Feel me, come?
Okay, alright.
Yeah, it's getting late, so I don't want to keep you guys waiting.
I'm just in the meeting, I'm wrapping it up in the head there, so just come in before you get to the door.
Alright, you good? Bye bye.
I'm pretty sure I'm a clone.
What?
Yeah. Is that why you're 18?
Think so. That's what I was saying.
That is really sad.
Well, don't find pity on me, because you are all chipped.
And what does that mean?
I would never help you chip.
If you were reading this, it went bad.
If this page has answered you, then some weeks have passed since my hands last touched it.
And matters have concluded more or less as I expected.
I will not give you my name.
You would gain nothing by it, but exposure.
It is enough to say that I was a systems engineer
in the employee of Epsilon.
In the Epsilon program for six years.
And that the device we built there
is presently being installed in human heads.
When the character of the work became clear to me,
I made myself one promise
that if it ever went bad,
I would leave a complete record for whoever came looking.
The record is locked, and I ask you to understand that the locks are not meant for you.
Material left in the open is read by the instruments within the hour.
Material worked by hand on paper in the old ways they have never once troubled themselves to read.
The instruments consider it beneath them.
You will need nothing but patience and a pencil.
Patience, I should add, is the one quality their method has never learned to manufacture.
The subjects in the early trials were not broken, they were displaced.
Each resident of the mine was a walk.
Each resident of the mine was a walk.
Each resident of the mine was walked a fixed number of rooms where it slept and instructed
to answer the old address.
And visitors noticed nothing because the rooms were all furnished alike.
In the fourth trial, the displacement was the four.
I had prepared my next entry according to that protocol.
If you wish to read it, walk everything home.
Hmm, I mean, it does kinda add up.
Day 362, the work.
January was the month they moved the program underground.
My badge stopped opening the clinic and began opening buildings with pumps and turbines
in them.
No member, member, I can't say that fucking word.
A company's a change of that kind.
One simply follows one badge and the badge follows something else.
Don't make me laugh, Jack.
I'm trying to sound sad.
You should know plainly what the product is.
Since nobody inside will say it plainly, it is a lattice printed against the interior
of the skull.
It does not read thoughts, it proposes them.
thought arrives in the subject's own voice and is accepted as native.
In securing that acceptance was the whole of the engineering problem.
The problem was mine.
At the trials, failures are referred to as quiet outcomes.
There were two in March.
Their files did not close.
The files emptied.
Main, history, necks of kin, all of it gone.
And the folded left standing on the shelf in the manner of a coat left on a hook by a man
who does not return. Under the doctrine printed on the billboards the procedure is called induction
and the type prayers take the word for a metaphor. It is not a metaphor. It is a product schedule.
The tracks and the saucer are the marketing department. The lattice is the church.
Writing this hour is the only activity I still trust my own hand to perform
home, and I have begun calculating how long that will remain true.
The calculation does not favor me.
One route I tried, before the lattice, was far simpler than anything we built afterward.
The start of a thought can be made to reflect the end of its meaning.
Capture the trigger at the point where the thought opens, inverted against its opposite,
and the thought the subject was given becomes the thought you wanted.
They are the same thing.
That was the puzzle I needed to solve, and I leave it to you as I found it.
When it opens, I have cached well outside their fence in the keeping of the oldest living
thing on the coast, at the place where the land stops and the water begins to staring.
the
the
the
on the coast of the land stops in the worst of the
I'm going to be back.
Oh, hey.
We're going to need a minute, guys.
Oh, shit.
All right.
All right.
Anybody have food?
I'll do it.
Here's a piece.
No.
I thought I was hush hush guys the goal is to spread this out to you everybody see what you tell me what you see brother
Oh
Oh my god, are you gonna go to the other side of the guy's head?
the
That does look like it.
I think this is all illusion.
I don't think the city is saved.
You think we're in like a simulation, man? The city's not real?
Think about it.
How does any of this make sense?
Who the fuck is Mr. Ciment?
How the fuck is he on a casino?
I can't even squish people's brains with just one hand.
Not a great question.
My boys are trying to solve this whole thing right now.
They're not going to stop until they do.
And I think once they solve it, it all goes back to where it was before.
Please no.
I like my new life, man. Tell me it's not... Please tell me it's real!
Well, that's the point. I love my new life.
They won't stop looking till they solve it.
Susan, I'm guessing this is linked to these random radio broadcasts that keep getting hijacked?
Yes. Epsilon is behind it, or should I say New Epsilon?
and God knows who else is yeah hey we're at the next door after
that fast okay where yeah do you remember my warehouse our warehouse back in
north Cyprus yeah it's right across it there's a locked door here that has
security entrance I'm coming I can ping you just in case but I think you know
I know exactly what we're talking about.
Yeah.
Alright.
Like I said, you're not gonna stop.
Lang, who's AL?
Huh?
I'll just photo you, son.
It says, meet AL.
I don't know.
Who's AL?
Listen, what are you saying?
I know this is a reliable group of people to rely on.
You guys are all that I fucking have.
So when I try to fucking meet, I need to meet.
There's some crazy shit going on.
I look like I'm from the Matrix
I look like I'm from the Matrix
I look like Morpheus bruh
All right, now we gotta run, give it a dramatic exit, we gotta run.
I'm so fucking tired, guys, holy fuck.
These guys are not gonna go to bed until they solve us the problem, like I don't have
I'm a DM, but I'm not in the DM in a sense where I play a DM character, I'm a DM in
sense where I will share lore with aslang sometimes maybe a character obviously
like this is like the purpose of this right
that's why we went at burger shot and said that shit that's where we're sharing this info with
this group
the lord love my boy john paul love my boy martin the puzzle isn't only for them guys it's for
everybody
as a restaurant to find out you'll see man
Fuck, you said the Ford, right?
That's what he's talking about. Yeah, it's good. It's actually good if we tell people, man. Like, get other people involved.
That's what makes RP-POP, man. There's no need to keep it a secret.
Obviously, you keep it a secret till a certain point, right?
I mean, I don't think people are going to get as far as head is. These guys have gone. They're absolute fucking crackheads.
But we'll see.
You got any food please before he reads it?
In my left hand I hold a blue pill.
You take this pill and it goes back to normal.
Everything you know, our friendships, our bond, stays the same.
You take this red pill, we move forward.
They may not know what we find.
Things can change.
They might not even know each other at the end of it.
Which pill will you take?
I take my gun out and I go, yo,
Yo, you need both pills because I want old and new Mr. Lang and all my friends.
Yo, like I'm having so much of a blast with you guys, man.
And I want the last forever.
Fair enough.
Thanks.
What am I doing?
What am I reading?
What am I reading?
I go to, uh, B. J. S. X. Q.
Oh, God, then God, man, it's piece of shit.
It's smoking.
Day eligible, the confession.
I watched the port the foundry until my eyes dried out.
Melted metal is the only thing left in this city that
moves slower than they do.
And the hour I spent watching it is the last hour I'm
certain belonged to me.
I no longer trust the middles of my own sentences.
The middles are where the suggestions live.
The lattice has never once touched the way a thought opens.
It only bends the place where the thought wanders.
What follows is the confession.
If you want the truth from a man in my condition,
take each breath at the point of where it opens
and let the remainder go where they sent it.
Nothing I had built stayed built the way I meant it.
Rooms I have never entered are furnished in my dreams correctly.
Voices arrive wearing mine and fit better than I do.
God or whatever answers to that name at the church walks with my gate now.
Haitians is the last line of leisure, still marked mine.
Every entry after this one, check the handwriting.
I checked my hand against the handwriting this morning.
It matches.
That is not the comfort you would think.
Guys, can we just fucking stop?
Is that how you feel tonight?
Yeah.
Don't go to bed because I said that.
I don't want to get fucking hated, bro.
If I'm not gonna lie, Lane, you're gonna be a great actor.
I'm not acting.
Why don't you give him a hug and make him feel real, Tom?
Are you not reading this shit this motherfucker, bro? Huh? Is it not being anything?
Um, did I say anything I noticed though?
Yeah, what is it?
The capitalization is garbage, and it talks about the middle and where the positions of the of the words are
Love this guy
Haven't completely shuffled and we need to find a sequence of code to rewrite it properly
What comes next, Martin? The blue pill, the red pill?
Uh, red pill.
So what is the next step then, Martin?
nrvgpe.onion
I
Have to do this the um the cypher I have read in the book. Yeah, what is it story?
RvGP
Wait, I know that I know that no signal
I was out these days stills evil when I am still I am not merely amusement. Oh
That's alcohol
Fuck
What about the wine the winery the vineyard absolutely I'm all I create blurry stills even when I am still
Yeah
I
Should we try it well, what about the cold bad though man? I like the cold bad. I like the cold bad
What it wouldn't it be like I'm maybe the moonshine place
I create blurry stills even when I am still.
I am now merely amusements
because the moonshine plays from back in the bay.
Photobooth?
Oh, Photobooth is actually a good one.
What?
Hey guys, can you-
What about moonshine?
Mark this one, or does it not save?
Like,
bookmark it, then pull your phone back out?
Does it- does it go away?
How did he really get bookmarked this shit?
What?
What?
Yeah, this one bookmarks-
So somebody give me a bookmark, just place it on my phone and fold it.
Yeah, but put your, but put your, but close your app and then open it again.
Somebody give me a bookmark.
You go away.
Oh, I got a bookmark, y'all can't bookmark y'all like 17 years old.
Yeah, I got bookmarks.
I got 404 fable.
Uh, I got entry in your ender toe, quick as the day.
Just place it on my phone, I fold it in half, I gotta fold my bookmark this year.
You gotta, you gotta fold your phone out cause of that ass, and then you type
in the link and then you hit save under the book marks.
Oh shit, oh fuck, sorry, I'm completely misreviewed
of saying that back.
I mean, I'm thinking like moonshines to be honest.
The old moonshines still in there.
I create blurry stills even when I'm still,
because if you think about it, blurry stills,
like blurry alcohol.
Yeah, the other shafts probably get like
fucking black out of place.
Like, I mean, it's just adding up on my book.
I'm not gonna be honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um.
Um.
Uh.
Uh.
Maybe the vineyard.
I think for the booth it's crazy.
I think it's actually bustin'.
That was a purple.
Maybe the vineyard and shit.
Yo, can I have a little bit of food?
A little bit of food.
We have to go get some air right now.
We've been grinding the two-
We've been grinding, been shopping.
the
uh...
this question
I'm starting, bruh.
Hey, I might be overcooking here, but just a note.
So the last one said like check my handwriting every time to make sure and like usually to
like verify someone's like website or like it's called like a PGP signature that they
can have and on the next one in the source code there's a PGP private key.
So maybe something to like keep in mind and on the NRVG PE if you go to the page source
It's a PGP, it says begin PGP, I have a key block.
But, but maybe I'm overcooking, I don't know.
Because I don't really know that kind of stuff too well.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
In my head, I used to play this game.
It had this dark red shit and it would have this shit.
Yeah, oh, God.
But there's a lot of these that we see, no?
Maybe, yeah, I haven't really been paying attention to the service code.
uh shit but it's just something to keep in mind when i have to start looking at that against me
damn good uh good idea
there's a fuck not yeah okay yeah i see what you mean
what a roll call super day huh holy thank you you're pretty crazy today
all over stop the call
Okay.
Hello, engine off when they're done for me.
Yo, what do you want to serve, home slicey?
Oh, shoot.
I want you to put your hands up.
What?
Not, that's that fucking radio.
I want you to turn around, turn the fuck around, turn around, turn around.
And run down the street if you touch that radio I'm putting three in your head
Just run just run just run don't stop
No
Yo, that was
I changed everything for me.
I think he made history.
There's no way back now.
Holy shit, goosebumps.
Literal goosebumps.
I love T.
I love playing the guy that can't say shit, so I just do shit on the fly.
I don't know, it's just way more fun for me, bro.
Now I give him a fuck.
I was going to shoot her but that would have been too much lucky so.
called the Slim Shady. Who knows at this point what I've been called.
What about G.I. J? Did he call you that alone or not?
Yeah, thanks. I really helped my ego and my confidence.
You don't need to worry about that after that stunt you just pulled.
I've been called Kuzma. I've been called Gekko. It's been a rough day for me.
Gekko like from Valorant?
Yeah.
you know that's fine
you know my laughter
you know my laughter and me like my
that one is so good
you know my laughter and me
you do look like gecko even got the earache
you know my laughter
uh man i've never seen one that's like
i've never seen one that's like a fucking server chat
And my honestly deep 3.0. It's all set in mental seat. Holy fuck
Earlier that looked really weird when we were getting humane lamps
There was like a like a still like it was like a brown still that had like a ladder up to it
I don't think I've quite seen before in banks
A person thinking we look at
where do you guys know there's photoboots?
I mean, that's the thing, there's photoboots all over the city
and
bybounds
bybounds
I could be everywhere
wait, did we not go to the winery?
guys, listen, I don't want to be that guy
but we have to change cars
nah
yeah, we did this dude
I don't want us to get fucking chased down by 30 cops that I've never heard the other day.
Yo yo yo leave me alone I like it.
Yo help me.
No welfare trash taking my shit.
He calls you welfare trash don't fuck.
Are you okay?
Yeah bro.
Are you okay?
No.
folder
You make this is a second like you hate Tony and they fucking trust like how did you do that?
Brother I want to fucking mark them on the fucking call me there. I know
I'm gonna get all the deco from Valorant's
But I got kind of good looking don't
He is good looking, but it's just fucked up how spot on that is compared to your your hair times
And I wonder how I'm going for more fears from the matrix except I'm not black
slow and loud it's so loud
my motion oh that's actually a compliment that guy's to go
oh god you think I know what this is like?
appreciate that man. after the 4th or 8th time I did it
I bet
oh
I got
Okay, that was
But you guys that ass let him stab me
Almost just kind of chef's up like I was in lending
We were trying to be bandaged me bandaged and then bandaged a sample
when when Todd is about to do a masterpiece we let him do his thing and
I'm saying witness any bandage I'm gonna bleed out please somebody help me I
mean yeah I mean we're going to be yourself though right I'm in the fucking
glibby place oh shit right now actually oh fuck anybody have bandage guys oh
Oh, I mean, I got a penguin. I mean, I got you a little part of it. Look up there. Look up there. You see that still see the smoke coming out of it
Yeah, you see that right? Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but it's not still though
but
Look, I'm thinking I'm trying like I'm trying still yeah, I'm feeling better. Thank you cousin. I
Mean, I I look you don't get out don't get out don't get out
I mean you guys oh you and like do the same thing you stop the car wait two seconds then start to back up
It's okay, but you got it's not unreal
You got understand like the OCD of lining up a car when you're parking brother like I don't want to tell you
Like you got you guys come from a world where you guys fucking pull up to a fucking driveway
You pull up to a fucking parking lot you fucking park on the sidewalk. I don't live in that world
Yo, buddy, I think after all the all this this week we had it you're gonna go up there
I can't believe it. It's just it's just weird. You know what? I can't believe you know
I can't bear seeing my eyes. Let me my eyes jump on
What's up? I
Can't believe
Don't believe in the world
Or we get that now I
Still do this shit
what are you doing
I take a picture of way he looks really good right now so annoying
the moment what's
you want the vibes lucky oh I'm ruining the vibes oh I'm moving vibes like you
don't sit there and ruin every vibe that has ever existed in the entire time
of the earth
no but there was a guy up there he was just chilling even as long she was
kind of cool
We're actually so close with this one.
Come on, come on buddy, get in.
I need a double cheeseburger.
Hold the lettuce.
Don't be frontside.
No seeds on the bummy-beat.
Up in this drive-through.
Order for two.
I got a quiver for a number nine.
Like my shoe.
Alright, where we going next?
I'm checking where I'm spanking.
This is going to give us a lot of extra stuff.
And we brought out the top of my brother.
Another for your mother.
Double, double, super-size.
And don't forget the fries.
some of you give me a spank we're going through the nights so I don't
so slow it down first game slow it down really more and it's
the best thing I've ever done in my life and I was trying to get a better picture but ex was
ex was ruining my day he was sitting there ruining my day while trying to take a nice
Oh, that's pretty obvious.
That is a bunch of shit.
I'm absolutely dead with this shit.
I'm like a fucking vampire blood sucking that shit.
I need to break this thing.
What are you sucking up my right now?
You need to suck me to have a good day?
Yeah, I should live around that van.
What are you sucking?
You gotta like reword that shit.
I'm sucking an informant of life.
Okay, alright.
I'll suck you up too.
Yeah
It's kind of funny that like it was me Tony leg
Martin JP
Groups before shit, so it doesn't seem that randomly put together
Pretty randomly put together for MPP. I'm not gonna lie got 10 points 20 points
Okay, now this is the part where Jean-Paul bitches you off for at least six minutes for crashing the car
Or is that only for me? Yeah, yeah, surely. That's surely
You know what you know, I notice you I notice I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there. I
Notice that Tony never gets yelled at every notice that right
Minutes the engine is fucking smoking you know people at John Paul I crash into a pole after three hours of driving
I'm fucking hearing it for six straight minutes.
I really appreciate it.
I just want to say we haven't been caught yet
with my driving, thank you very much.
That's shit.
Also earlier we saw a singular box in a field.
A cargo, in a cargo, what do you need?
Units.
I said, he said, Bukak, Bukak, he said that.
What, what that word?
What does that word mean?
Bukaki.
It's like when multiple men come up.
Just look at that.
Wait, wait, wait, Mario, you don't know Bukaki, do you?
Mario, you don't know Bukaki, is it really?
It's like, shit, I thought you were like, Bukaki.
I thought you were like, knowledge, all right.
Let's go for you.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You don't need to know, brother.
When you 18, I didn't know this happens.
Wait, what the, I don't need to know.
What that means?
Mean fuck I'd say Google it, but I don't know
I'm not looking that up. I know it's I know it's a sexual thing, but I don't know
It's not really like that bad. I mean, it's like bad
But it's like not that like it's not like it's not like insane. I guess I can say yeah
I mean, it's pretty fucking crazy like if you were on the other side of it
I'm not gonna lie. I'm like it's it's kind of like yeah, but it's not like it's not like the it's not like some crazy shit
Like it's crazy, but it's not like you're not gonna like throw up
Right
Like the old school like the blue waffle that shit is disgusting like this shit is like you know like it is some crazy shit
But it ain't that crazy. I never looked that out
Ever been a kid then like I don't know. I feel like all the kids bangles will mess you up
I fucking want
that it really just is photobooths
wait, we're here?
I create blurry stills even when I'm still
I am now merely amusements
yeah but where the fuck is a photobooth?
I mean like
bro that's gotta be how about that
that to me is alcohol
I create blurry stills
even when I'm still
I am now merely amusement
No tattoo sus, doesn't remember you know sus, Gekko haircut sus, Chip and Prane sus.
Rp's been a lot of fun man, I can tell that Shaz's been loving it, like I did not expect
NPVD even go even remotely this way dude. I was temporary expectations like
It's been a lot of fun man, it's been an absolute blast the school kid like from a George's mask
It's my favorite Zelda and even in the line
Yeah, no you mean
Like the scream right the scream is town
I know there's a photo booth in the
Tequila line
We want to go there
But it's like they're like 20 of them. I know I was just go through them
I think I'm using the park at one first because wait wait wait tequila lies actually a hard cook. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah
But I think that's actually it
I create blurring stills even when I am still I am now merely amusement tequila a lot amusement alcohol blurriness
The stale part is what throws me off a little bit
Yeah, photo booth checks all these boxes. I mean
Like a popular weight this photo booths down at the pier. I'm just gonna say there's photo booths down at the pier
I said that like 90 minutes ago yo, my bad cousin
I
Love this
Can we record here just reset let me record that real quick
Yeah, it's not the car. I want to hear it like it's clearly as possible. All right, ready one night back to one action
Yeah, I love this group
Casolino
Yeah, I'm gonna start crying. It's got to be repeated without fucking losing his mind. What the fuck is going on right now
I think you might be right. I think some of us were cloned and shit. I don't know what this is.
I'm just gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm not gonna say I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
Say it.
Say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Say it.
This is the best crew you've ever done.
Don't do it.
Just write it down.
I've been here a long time.
Oh my god.
What do you mean?
Long time or forever time.
Ask me in three months.
We'll see if John Paul's still here.
that's right guys I need more food anymore food anymore food anymore food anymore food I got more food I got more food
I was thinking about it it's like the way when that was laying down the other nights I was thinking
about like the way our group form was pretty fucking sink I'm not gonna lie I just I mean hey listen
there's a reason why there's a reason why I work for mission to me you know like he really was a cement
I'm not gonna lie
Think about it
I'm gonna stink about it
He called me and said I need three people here and all I knew was Tony because I was talking to Tony at the time
And then obviously the both of you yeah, think about that for a second
Perfect. Yeah, that's perfect. What do they mean?
And then I speedy
I mean scooties like the all-time fucking go
Yeah, it's what I it makes me sad at night. I cry a little bit when you guys don't give him respect. You feel me
cry
You don't give him the respect he deserves. These are real F8
Okay interesting
Guys what are we doing is the photo booth down to peers. Let's be real here. I
Don't know. We're doing it. Yo, we were almost right there
I kind of want to finish the talk with these guys check cuz I feel better. I kind of just left
F a you the real F a the real FA what is FA what is FA what is FA he's trying to say he's trying to say
I feel like you don't know how to say that
You're looking some of the asterisks. Yeah, I can't wait to get bitched out for fucking six minutes when I accidentally crash into a fucking pole
three
in the car
for me
holy shit
well these pills got me fucked
hahahha
hahahha
oh damn not yet
the first year
you'll be parked there
a little faggot
smoking that Scooby-Doo
you need a piece motherfuckin'
hit gun or that shithead
caz oh
I'm a face
that scooby-Doo
you need a douba
douba duby-doo motherfuckin'
it's fuzziest
fuc-
yeah I feel warm
dog, dead-ass
that scooby-dubby-duby-doo bitch
you smoke that shithead
it's getting warm
that scooby-doo by duby-doo
by doo bitch
What kind of pill was in this goddamn bottle?
Dracobado.
Bottle.
Make your body waddle.
What kind of pill was in this bottle?
Can you just hit the light off?
Yeah.
Man, that's all you said.
What the fuck was in this pill, man?
All right, photo booths.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
Mark shots.
I was in this pill, right?
All right, photo booths, mug shots, mug shots.
Oh, mom fucks about to get mugged right now.
I
Turn my IRL you a grown man just leave it for getting your hands streamed. I what does that even mean washy grown man can't have fun
bitch ass nigga I
Can't wait for you to get old to realize this all just slow about having fun man. It's literally all what it's all about
life gets so shit, all that matters is having fun man.
I'm walking here!
Your light skin?
Yeah.
I'm still black, cuz I won't have black, I remember.
I'm starting to feel 15 of my humor.
Listen man, when you get older you realize that really it is just about fucking trying
to have fun of it.
What time did he give up?
Brother, y'all tell me man, I'm surprised that motherfuckers still awake.
I just feel silly too, it feels like this is what I was telling X earlier but he don't
agree to me it feels pussy to go to see what I'm finishing it I'm ready to
stay waiting till it's done I don't care how many more stuff yeah I don't so I
understand now I don't necessarily disagree with that sort of thought process
but to me as well it's like no it goes wrong like now what should we console
yeah I'm gonna be honest like I'm gonna try to wake up consistently my boy and
if I stay up late tonight that's gonna fuck that so I ain't really waiting
with that ideally like to do it like Tony you're not gonna you're not gonna do
you're not gonna go do it with that way before we all were all around right no
fuck no I'm not sorry enough for that and even if I was I ain't doing it I
think we should save it for tomorrow and pick up like we made a lot of progress
me
if we got something to exchange in the week up to hold on hold on I'm not a
I
Jump oh
Jump well, I figured out I figured out hop in hop in hop in hop in what is it?
I figured out. Oh, what the fuck was that's a man flat cuz I lay though
the dance
Me what is it? What is it tell me just wait just wait you already tell your show you steam
What a sculpture
I
Follow me right now follow me right the fuck now everybody come on
Y'all are here everybody here
Fucking dude
Where's the sound the sounds are playing
I
That hurts so bad when you do that. Oh
Yeah, tell me that hurts so bad
You
You guys spell theater
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm serious
Y'all spell theater E R or R. E
R. E
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. E. R. E. R. What? What's this guys? What's your French Canadian?
He's a French guy. This guy's French Canadian. He spells it E. R.
Holy shit
English is theater
What about Kushev and more money me yes, what about at the movie studio?
Okay, oh you like that. I like that. Oh, you ain't straight back
It was like you these man's getting back shots from our like what the fuck was that John Paul
in all of our
I don't know
I
Not straight
Wait, it's straight. No, it's left. It's left. It's left right in the city of 15 years
You're going to go on this in the city. Yeah, you've been yourself a thirty-five
You still be around for all the shit what the fuck you talking about
And I'm doors are locked over there
Nobody get out nobody get out nobody get out nobody got I'm still I'm still blurry
I'm still blurry to me that's alcohol
It can also doors are in the front of this, but I'm fucking just
I create blurry stills even when I'm still
The thing that does this right is amusement it doesn't that cause it is amusement so it's something
Yeah, but how does amusement make you blurry?
I think the only thing that makes me blurry when I'm amused is fucking drugs and alcohol.
I just heard something down there, Sally.
I create blurry stills even when I'm still.
I am now merely amusement.
I create oh my god the fucking photos were taken on our goddamn phones think
about it social media photos life in there God life in there was a news life
in there was a news life in there was a news no life in Vader or weasel news
but how is it a music though well I mean I watched news for amusement that one
news channel that shit fire cut what's wrong where was the where was the last
place of the world before was the hot lady but I see little kind of value are
where was the last place sample for this where would we react where did we find
going down
club going up on a Tuesday
I'm trying
I'm frizzed out and I'm sizzled I'm fucked up
I don't know which way is out which way down
I don't know how I'm going to fucking...
How the fuck do you take a painkiller?
And like...
I'm gonna think my army broke in.
Tell me somewhere to go, come on Martin.
And now it's fucking broken.
Like nobody's gonna attempt to solve this right now, are we?
Yeah, we're fucking closed.
let me fucking think for half a mile yo shut up that's example I don't like that
love you let me fucking get me horny as fuck
that's why I crash all the time
liquor store oh my god hold on now now all we do that was rob into it right it's
Music
Our gallery sure try it try it try it. Yes, try it
Blurry stills I create blurry stills even when I am still
What is a blurry still that the only reference of that is a photo or an image there's no other reference of a blurry still is there
Yeah, but yeah, I get a blurry still could also be the steam in a mirror
You know, it's only water it causes the water to steam up and make a still
This is what I think this metaphor will shit like you can get oh my god, but oh my god, I'm losing my neck
We're still gonna be a photo a video a still is it is capturing an
Image or is it creating an image can I draw blurry still our gallery?
Even when I am still
But I'm drunk so I'm drawing a blurry drawing?
I don't fucking know.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's gotta be something with neon lights.
Like when you take a picture of something with a lot of lights,
it's gonna be like a blurry still, like it has that depth.
You know what I mean?
If that has a lot of lights and you're taking a photo of it,
yeah, but that's what I'm saying, the only reference for a blurry still has to be the capturing of an image.
Either in the form of a drawing or a painting or a photo, right?
Or even video.
Yeah, but what I'm saying, what if it's an object?
Like the object creates it, right?
I create a...
What was it before?
I create blurry stills even when I'm still.
I am now never think about it. So it moves
So it moves right? It was my god blurry-ass
You're riding the fucking roller coaster in amusement park. No
Right, so here's the thing
We went to the pier, but did we check the ferris wheel?
Did we run up to the ferris wheel?
Why the fuck?
Because okay, here's the thing right I create blurry stills even when I'm still
So if it's still it must be able to move
Okay, oh my god, I got it
That's go for because nobody uses telescopes for like fucking science. Yeah, they don't leave you for fun
I created blurry still you want to aim still because the telescope is still be blurry even when you're not moving
You got a fox and tell us
It's original consumption, but you can get my gala little
get a little at the Alps of the story.
Galileo Galileo.
How much longer are we staying at, please?
Can we finish tomorrow?
Here's my recommendation, right?
right? You know for a fact, Martin and Jean-Paul ain't gonna sleep. So why don't they solve
this next time? I'm ready to go to bed, I can't lie.
I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed. I was talking to you about Aina Forever. It just
hit me. I'm ready to go to bed.
Can we go to bed, please?
Alright.
Look at it this way. We just have a reason to wake up tomorrow.
I
But do we have three all panace not to start this shit without each other like a what the fuck
I'm like, I don't want to do this shit with you guys. It's gonna ruin our lives. I just know it
So what I do with anybody else?
Okay, I'm crying
If you guys have to guess how far do you think we're in percent wise I think
Oh
Did you say 65
I mean it's like, I mean it depends on how you perceive it right, like you gotta perceive
like the difficulty of the next clues, like they could be one clue away but that clue
could be so hard that they're like 50% through, you know what I'm saying?
That's why I said I'm surprised if they finish it tonight, I mean
Then again, I thought they were gonna hit walls way sooner than the wall they just hit
It's all right.
Love you guys.
Y'all tomorrow, right now.
Yeah, I love you.
All right.
Good night, guys.
I'll see you guys later.
I
Many streamers through some time these guys here chat
When it's we don't have a puzzle for being an owner
Yes, but you guys would also know me enough to know that I like the troll that I am was that laugh is serious laugh was more
Accurate was he would are the only 10% of the way through who knows?
That laugh could have meant anything
Which way do you think we're gonna stuck on they actually got it quick
The tree I mean marfine that tree was insane. I mean, it's also like once you see that tree it all does click it makes sense
Okay, location really epic
Do you actually need map knowledge to solve this?
In a way, yeah, but like, you know, for example, that tree never existed before.
Like that was like, like, you guys understand like Martin finding that tree is the most
legit way, is the most legit finding ever because that tree never existed before.
ever
Then you also gotta understand the fact that Martin John Paul would skit so and just sort of looking for things before even having a
single clue
Like help them out a fuck ton, right?
I
Actually know about this lore OC brother. I okay. I made the lore now. I didn't make it by myself obviously capped
Capped moss like we're kind of like a little trio
More so me and cat like moss comes in when it comes time for like three shit shit honestly moss is so many great ideas as well on top of that
And then coil I kind of put the whole puzzle together
Kind of an effort
Again, I think the smallest amount of credit I can take because those guys actually put in the work to build the fucking thing right?
I
Definitely made inspiration to create the lore and movies has TV shows. I mean a fuck ton dude like any show I'm watching in the current time
Yes
Oh
I guess his content isn't available to everyone on the server only pawn shop
But this has nothing to do with the pawn shop
Gekko why are you so sad
That's Lang's crime name now, Gecko dude.
This cap wasn't the guy on the speakers in the rooms, yes he is.
I mean, cap is the engine of all of it.
Breathe.
What the fuck are y'all doing going to Mount Chilliad?
My heart on the radio man, since I'm like Mount Josiah, Mount Joseph, open to the public
or some shit.
That makes a lot of sense because there's a gondola that takes you right up there.
Do you understand that this shit is going to ruin your fucking life, Harry?
You understand that?
Uh...
I think I'm chipped, man. I think my life's already ruled.
Stop saying that. Stop saying that.
Well, that's what CJ keeps telling me.
Raise your hand if you think you're chipped.
Really? Goldy? Really CJ?
CJ put your hand up you're a wheat farmer I know I'm not I know I'm not shit
you're you're a wheat farmer you don't need it you're playing chips mm-hmm
here's the thing I gotta understand okay there's so much going on here it's
fucking nest bullshit it's fucking shit bullshit epsilon to epsilon this that
The third mr. C man that fucking casino guys what happens guy harm his fucking organs
You'll get that
Like this guy cracked open a body like it was a fucking beer bottle and made us stick our hands in it
He talked about it like I was fucking putting a hot pocket and a fucking microwave and pressing three buttons including start
Yeah, how'd you start working for that guy like I don't even fucking know brother. I
met him randomly
The most random occurrence of my life. It's making me question everything
Before I know I'm looking this looking at this guy. He's my fucking father
I'm fucking 18 years old
Don't stand that
I came back and everything is perfect.
Meeting my old friends.
Rebuilding ass fucking bridges.
Life is fucking good.
The clouds look like fucking cotton candy.
The most beautiful sunrises and sunsets I've ever fucking seen in this shit whole city.
Are you sure it was random that you met him?
Yeah.
Random as fuck.
I don't even remember.
I'm pretty sure I got a car with this guy.
No, no, I remember actually.
I wanted a rental to rent a car.
And I walked up to him to fucking sell him some shit.
Some fucking scam I was doing.
And we just got a car.
He's like, he can take me.
I'm like, yeah, I work fucking Goober.
No problem.
And before you know it 48 hours later, I'm fucking cutting a body up limb by limb
No questions asked
Before I cut that body up, you know how that body became a body?
He took his big-ass hands and crushed that motherfucker like a goddamn watermelon
Fuck if you go yourself club in man
me. What do you mean? You're back? What? We. Drag us into it. We. We. We. Say it with me. Ready? One,
two, three. We. We. We. Sorry, it was. We. We. We. You guys have to understand something. There's
no looking back and the most fucked the part is looking even further is much more scary
the fucking recordings I was hearing today the things this guy was saying
that fucking shit set a chill down my spine man
I'm looking at my boys tell me it's real real just tell me it's real tell me the sea
is has been rebuild it's like a
like some kind of like
simulation you know where is the old city which is seeing things tell me is
real please
to which you have twenty five thousand dollars
yep
you wanna know what's real
every brown
i present you the red pill
in the blue pill
the blue pill
your life goes back to normal
everything as you know it stays the same
your friends
your adventures
Your fucking memories, the red pill, that fucking red pill could change everything, Mr. Brown.
Your friends are gone, the world as you know it does not exist no more, we're right back where you belong.
Which one do you want?
Huh?
I don't have to think about it.
What?
So think about it.
I need each of you to save $25,000.
Grab Roach.
And if you want to take that fucking red pill, you give me a goddamn call.
So you're telling me we are cuff up 25 K meat, Goldie and Roach.
CJ.
CJ.
And we're going to leave everyone behind.
I don't know what you're going to leave, what you're going to bring, what you're going
to find.
What?
What?
Brother.
The 25 K is the first step.
After that you decide whether you go deeper.
You understand me?
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck it.
You know, if you need it, hold on, hold on, hold the fuck on, hold the fuck on.
You can just ask me.
Shut the fuck up, Harry.
Shut the fuck up, Harry, with all due respect.
You guys cannot leak this.
Can you guys make a move without letting me know about it and it's fucking
Shit show back and forth petty drama. I gotta fucking play it mine. We I gotta do this
I gotta do that. It's gotta stop right fucking here for the continue
Time to start
I'm here for a man, I need you to fucking give me a word.
and
I
Get so excellent ball guys. I'm telling you first of all
Nobody is gonna solve this tonight
Trust me or don't I don't care
Second of all again the puzzle I love my boys young Paul. Love my boy mark
Love my boy tone is for everybody to enjoy and this is us sharing an information slowly
How the fuck are y'all getting your own car? What do y'all think this is?
Yeah, we gotta talk to Roach.
You're gonna scare me.
We gotta fucking talk to that motherfucker.
And you're gonna see why in a minute.
Roach is fucking crazy, man.
I don't know if you realize this yet.
No, no, no.
You're gonna understand in a fucking minute.
She might be behind the whole fucking thing.
Roach!
Yeah. Yeah. Roach. Yeah. Roach.
And that's how you're speaking about Roach and Dom because Roach likes Dom a lot and
then he's like, you know, and you get this. Yeah, Goldie, where did you meet Dom? I was
outsourcing some work to him and he was helping me out and then I know you're just so much
It's more than I saw, I guess.
Well, yeah, it's strategic and efficient.
I can do it all, man.
Yeah, fair enough.
Do you not remember the guy, like, when you asked us
to, like, fucking pick you up?
You're being chased by the cops, and you jumped in,
and it was like the fucking Italian guy?
Well, I'm not really sure he's Italian.
Yeah, but I fucking hate Italians,
besides Conn Corleone.
Is this guy with Luciano in them?
Fuck, no.
Is he Italian?
Goldy?
I don't know if he's Italian or Australian
or if he's an Australian faking Italian.
I don't know, man. I think he's Italian.
I don't think he's Australian.
He's very different.
Yeah, he's not Australian.
Well, there's a very fair part of the team.
Either way, you have me.
I love the Scrooge.
This is like this side crew we have.
I don't like to think side crew.
Yeah, he was there to get you out of the chasel at one time.
I love his crew.
We're tried. To help.
Crew of fucking Crackheads.
Like the main boys in this crew is just perfect.
I wish Speedy was around today though, chat.
I fucking hate that his time zone is just so different.
We really need him around more.
He looks like a wolf that's into all this.
Yeah, well.
Is this Mount Chilean?
Yep.
Okay.
This is not a Chilean.
I just took a bit of money shit too man, if you need money man, you can just ask me, you know, I'll get you back.
If you're asking fucking questions Harry, you will see everything in a moment.
You guys can understand something right now.
You guys do not make a single move until tomorrow.
What is a single move? Can I go back to my life? I love so much.
Yeah, I'm not talking about that bullshit.
and I'm not that it's bullshit.
I'm happy you love your life and all that.
Is this about Chile yet?
Yeah, no Chile.
This is the man that go to the Renault last night.
No.
I know.
I know.
Right here, huh?
Yeah.
It was right back.
Shut up.
Peeling the awful man.
You know what it would have been nice if you had gotten there sooner.
You know, but instead you had to tend your goddamn wheat toilet probably and they go to option off
Yeah, that's fucked up
Couldn't even be there for me in Roche almost I was on that cliff
I was down
We would have had a successful gondola escape if you had been there for us. Okay, let's see me not a single move is made
Without me knowing and without Roche knowing you understand
Roche knowing
Yeah, well you got to film in first
It defined a move man define a move it's gonna make sense in about five seconds
There are places in San Andreas where the air behaves differently most people never notice
They move through the city with their eyes down, their phones silent, their lives carefully
contained between roads and routine.
But signals do not disappear simply because they are unheard.
They travel through mountains, they sleep beneath concrete, they wade in places the
world has decided are empty.
Sometimes, if you stand in the right place, you may feel it before you understand it.
A small change.
A flicker.
A color where there should be none.
Do not dismiss it.
Every system leaves behind a way in a freak
A threshold a door waiting for the right
Call these places dead zones we call them points of contact so listen closely when the noise around you begins to
If something reaches back answer it
Now me a fucking phones
Now what the fuck are you all saying?
Signal.
Go ahead and click it and tell me what you fucking see.
What?
Oh my god.
Now do you understand?
Now do you understand what I have to fucking talk to you about?
Oh my god.
Now do you fucking understand?
Do you fucking understand?
Do you understand why you need fucking 25,000 dineros, motherfucker?
Bro, just what the fuck have you done, man?
Oh my- Is this why you wanted to do gondola last night?
Lang.
Lang.
Yeah?
I took a photo of this wall yesterday and brought Tommy right to here.
And I said, like earlier today, said he got abducted by the aliens.
I was telling him, if one of the aliens and the egg and the person that's like here,
you know, and I was like, shit, man, what if, you know, and I brushed it off and
we went on with our life.
What if one of them an alien?
Well, I don't know.
You said yesterday you got abducted by aliens and shit like, what if he went up to the aliens
and then you was hatched out as an egg,
and then you were birthed as a clone
into an 18-year-old body and she.
And this guy's actual backpack.
I have the keys to the car.
Get out of here.
Is it 25K each, so 100K total?
Yes.
Okay.
Call me tomorrow.
Okay.
Please come up on this side so I can get some aura please.
God damn it, it's the other side, isn't it?
We're all chipped. You hear me? We're all chipped.
I spent a lot of chips alone. That makes me feel better.
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