Caedrel
🔴AT MY MUMS PLACE✅ MMR IS COOKED ✅ INT ME GET COAL IN YOUR STOCKING ✅ FESTIVE SPIRIT✅ MERRY CHRISTMAS✅ STILL MENTALLY STABLE 🔴 !discord
12-24-2025 · 2h 20m
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you
you
you
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just don't even say it.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Where's the camera?
What?
What do you mean prison gameplay bro, shut up!
I'm in prison for what happened yesterday bro. I got so tilted.
I started off the day and I was winning. I was smurfing. Lil Sally was popping off.
I lost a couple games then I lost a couple more and it was past this point that I went full
Santa Claus
Full Santa Claus
I don't know where to put the I don't know where to put the camera
Actually wait, I should get in the Christmas spirit hold on
Alright, Santa's in queue.
What do you mean, Bulls Dolby, bro? Shut up!
I actually feel really locked in by the way. I feel super locked in. I found my clapp.
Try not to get it, DrewLeven told me that my NMR would fix if I lost more games.
So I lost some games.
It's still, it's getting worse.
I only have one screen by the way so I can't read chatting games so I hope you're not fucking
toxic as fuck.
Here's the roll swap.
Yeah we can roll swap.
Oh, we can do your bro bro. Give me a D. Give me a D, but I'm getting the pro. It's Christmas
I'll be bottom
Deal.
Deal.
Deal.
Fighting Korea bootcamp.
What is he on about?
my my my head's getting warm with this Santa hat on why did Biles report to you
I don't know he's fucking fired off to what he did to me every time I get an
LR player on my team it's free loose by the way
Resistance cake in one of the best skins ever made, fact.
Today's gonna be the most scuffed ass stream of your life.
But it's Christmas.
Where'd the camera go?
No?
What the fuck happened to my camera?
Okay, I can't see the chat.
Okay, I can't see the chat.
One screen indie.
My setup is so scuffed.
I'm going to use the sun's red.
Me, miss? Not by a long shot.
30 seconds until minion spawn.
Let's crack this case wide open.
I can't read chat chat chat I'm sorry I can't read you it don't work
I love a good chase.
My Lux won't know what to do in the sling. He's a Lux one trick.
Crime is common, logic is rare.
This can only end with you behind barb.
My game pressed.
I
Banged I carried my PC out the car, and I banged on the corner of the car and since then my games randomly freezing
Do you think that the graphics card moved in the PC or some shit?
position is freezing perma.
What's he gonna jump again?
What?
Let's do this by the book.
I must always be three steps ahead.
Really?
An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Let's wrap this up.
I'm getting spam ganked, man.
40 build for a Scythe of Mokaten is a collector.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
death
of
of
Why is she so quick, man?
Okay, no bad
I'll make this quick.
I'm just going to poke the...
It's my Nunu Kanbot ever, ever, one time bot.
What KS that fucker?
Monka, Monka.
Not tolerant at all, I think.
I love a good chase.
of
has been slain
oh christmas noo noo
have his dog. I work for it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was expected.
Close me.
I always aim to win and my aim is perfect.
bro why is why why is my Zed not pushing bot he's just
I knew I should have walked up. Fuck, I need to lock in.
I'm not gonna take this. I will not take it.
But when I farm this game, man, it's just taking everything.
a
walk into the river or am I going to get jumped on by a
Cashback baby. Give me my cashback.
But this Zed doesn't go to a side lane.
time
Joke of a game
I'll go bush bot.
Everyone's just taking each other's minions.
Well, I can't go mid if they go bot because I'll just get jumped on and die.
So if they all want to go bot and lane bot, I guess I just have to go with them.
Do I have damage for ants or what?
This is the most useless Baron on the planet or what?
I'm gonna get insta one shot the next fight I can feel it
She has exhaust
Oh my god she has exhaust
I'm trolling
My butt sorry
Oh
Whoa
but the zack didn't die
Why don't I do any damage?
Why don't I do any damage?
I don't get it.
Am I just...
I don't get it.
Why...
I'm hitting them, man.
Why...
I should not build rapid fire, I guess, this item is just fucking terrible or what.
I don't know.
I guess I'm the fucking Grinch today, giving people LP.
I give it and I take it.
Do I do damage now or have I?
Now he's undoing the game.
I can't believe it's...
It's a horror.
Minus twenty-two! Minus twenty-two! Minus twenty-two!
Ha ha! I'm true leaven and I've coded this game so that you can't win and if you do win, you have bad MMR!
So you get punished for winning and you get punished for losing!
Woohoo! Welcome to my game! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Oh, you won a game? Here's 15 LP! Ho-ho! You lost the game? Here's minus 23! Ho-ho!
Oh, you're winning? Oh, we gotta stop you from winning, so here's bad MMR!
Oh, you're losing? Oh, so that means you're losing so you get bad MMR! Ho-ho!
I made that!
Good job! Good job! Merry Christmas to you too!
Fucking dog shit!
Piece of shit game.
No, explain it to me, explain it to me, I would love to know.
Explain it to me, I would love to know.
Let's talk about it, explain it to me.
I would love to know, I would love to know, let's talk about it.
Look, let me, let's, let's, let's diagnose, let's diagnose.
Let's diagnose, let's have a look.
Hmm, okay, so Sally makes an account.
Sally's account has a 75% win rate to master.
W Sally.
Everyone clap for Sally.
everyone clap. Wow. So the way we've designed the system is that if you're winning too much,
which I was, I was winning my games, if you're winning too much, here I go into master, I believe,
master 200 LP, I'm getting 19 LP, but because I was winning too much, they had to suppress my
account. So now I only get plus 18 LP, because I'm winning too much, so I have to lose more.
So, if you're good at the game, we should make it so you can't climb, okay?
That's the logic.
So then, for the account as MMR to fix, I need to even out the games that I'm playing in
to make sure that we're the same elo.
Okay, hmm.
Checks notes of a random game.
Let's take a random game.
I don't know, choose one.
Chad, you can choose one.
You can choose any of them.
Three days ago.
Any day.
Let's choose a random game.
I don't know.
Checks notes.
Hmm LP of these players this guy's probably decayed by the way you can see it's 78% in it 700 LP 6 and LP 7 LP
6 and LP 500 LP this guy's also probably decayed. There's a lot of decayed players my team my team my team is
D1
Master 10 LP 300 forwarded their team is 500 plus into 700
But because you were winning too much. We need to give you bad MMR
Otherwise you're gonna climb too quickly. Okay, cool. So checks notes if I win I get bad MMR
Okay, so I guess I'll what happens if I stop this is minus things is lost prevented. What happens if I stop winning?
on
I
Go minus 200 LP in in one lose streak and now I have to win double the games
I have to win double the games
that I lost to get back where I was because I'm broke so so I don't get it
so if I lose my mama goes down so I climb down but then if I start winning
again I'm gonna get suppressed and my Mars gonna go down again so how how do I
climb how do I do that I would love to know look at these fucking ass cheeks
Look at that!
I lost my window.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas!
I hope you send the piss in your stocking for this fucking dog shit MMR system
Okay, Sally's going on Winstreak now.
It's time for a Christmas Winstreak, not gonna lie.
No, Merry Christmas to you too.
Jesus is born tomorrow. Yeah, well, I'm fucking deleting League tomorrow fucking piece of shit
fucking cheeks ass game
fix your game, fix it
I am in monk mentality.
I am a monk.
I'm a monk.
Locked him.
I need some music to focus up.
Soothing Christmas songs.
Actually, I know what to do. We'll listen to the music in-game.
30 seconds until being in spawn.
I might just drop in.
Minions have spawned.
Easy peasy.
the
fucking stupid as early on soldier
now what you freaky dragon
I'm listening to the League of Legends Christmas music thinking you can tell Buddha fucking
Stupid ass fire breath
Fuck out of my lane pussy
Yeah, I get it.
no freak to watch out for the net is both hello
Hello, BargNet, hello!
Ah, yeah, shi-se, man.
Click the lantern, click the lantern, not the Rakan!
Yeah, that's it.
I'm done. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
My name's lost now.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Brother!
That was my bar, fuck!
hello this game is chopped as fuck by the way this game is chopped as fuck if
you press his W he didn't go bless
why am I not focused then
of
League has never been in the worst state ever.
Yeah, Bardenette is clicking me.
Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. It's Christmas. Yes, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas! I'll be enjoying it, you fucking piece of shit.
I will win this game I actually will win this game
who's mid now then who's it who's now who's now who's here now who's here now
now who's here now then fucking ready-ass game
Where is this fucking bardet?
Look! Free kill!
Yeah, deserves red.
but why doesn't it insect him
There's a Bardenet here.
Again.
My name's Bardenet.
I like to roam around.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I'm going to gank mid. I'm not going to farm. I'm going to pick a role that needs farm and
I'm not going to farm. Oh, Kayle is scaling for free and taking my tower. Oh, better gank
mid I guess. Yeah, good job. Good job. And a happy new year to you two, sucker.
this chaos gonna break my eight-game losing streak
I'm gonna fucking mode on these freaks
what
what bro they were bot lane like five seconds ago the fuck is this
do you believe in life after life? I can feel something inside me said I really don't think
I'm not falling in love with you
Lent with me
What the fuck?
Do you believe?
An enemy has been slain, gank a bit more freak, an enemy has been slain, another mid ganker
in the pavement.
Oh, and Lucian, that is well right deserved.
lalalalalalala
dee dee dee dee
can you fuck ain't
brother
where's the axe
ssssssss
right back it up back it up Terry back it up
if I win this game I will get challenger because I will try hard for my life
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Not it
Okay
Just a class man
How is that chat ban?
It's festive spirit.
It's the only ban that's necessary is the person who fucking made the MMR system.
I hope that guy drops the turkey at Christmas.
Out the oven.
Fresh, 5-hour cook.
Boom, on the floor.
Brother, brother, brother, brother, hello.
Oh yeah oh oh oh, roaming mid, are we?
Barton at wealth.
Good news for you, Sally's top.
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new oh now you're coming back topper
This
No, where did my ego you have Snipes I was asked
That's my tier 2 sucker.
Yeah take it.
BOOM!
Dead bar the next rat!
Crashing through the snow.
I didn't give him a present
Yeah, well it's a mortar here, did you swap her?
Be stupid!
Hold on
We do it.
BARTENAT!
I had a vision I saw it I saw it
This is the final game that I'll have a bad game, I can feel it.
Easy peasy.
that they are net
one more
one more
we're losing
do? Well I guess Bard is dead. Can I do it? Well Akali has no flash. Do they have Aesol
tp? yeah
tell him they can do it though
we good, we good, we good
hey hey hey
what do you mean your hair is growing too fast? what do you mean too fast? the fuck is that mean?
i don't have anywhere to farm
I'm not too sure about these one.
I think maybe I should just push mid.
Okay, nice, everyone's hitting their skill shots on each other.
God this Kiana champ is freaking me out a bit.
Why is the game just like an Aram?
Is he caught?
It's not caught.
Bro, what is even happening right now?
Does anyone have a sweeper?
Ah, she-bowl man, I fucking clicked it.
Boom game went in play.
No no no no no they tweaked!
Now we don't tweak you rats!
What are you doing here?
Lucian, enter. Hello.
teammates am I like cook this fuck in my brain cells or why aren't you right
click emulsion what the fuck
the fuck man is no jerking the lotion
you need the snickers no he needs a 20 game win streak because I got I'm still
tilted from yesterday three games four games losing a row that were free
wins and then my mental is just gone. I feel like the guy from fucking Men in Black when
he zaps your brain. I forgot how to play the game. I just fucking, I just want to fucking
unleash on my keyboard every game. To get out of the losing streak you need to win
a game. And when the game is won, the mental's reset. Trust me. I will int until I'm
not into it.
No are
This game's chopped this game's chopped
Oh, I'm getting lucky.
The enemy has been slain.
And Haloud has just appeared.
Get him, Kylie!
Double kill!
We've got...
for having some cargo steels it
Oh wowzers, I can't wait to get 17 LP for this game!
Bomb, gap, idiot.
This is like soup, this is like the fucking Dragon Balls each Spirit Bomb.
I put my hands up and I sacrificed all my power to this Kail, because they spam ganked me.
I soaked the per-
YOU FINISHED THE FUCKING DRAGON BURN!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT?!
God bless Kail, God bless.
Tsk tsk, God bless.
I'm going to turn my life around now, I swear to God.
I'm going to turn my life around now.
This is it.
This win.
Oh
No, no
No, no, no. No, no, no, no
No, no, no
I'm just being slain.
The fuck is happening?
No, it's not gonna kill another one
Why is everyone flashing on me bro?
Hello hello hello Nexus Nexus Nexus hello
thank fucking god bro what is this fucking what is this fucking viewer
game man are you serious
oh my god plus 18 oh we feel bad for you so we gave you one I'll be more but
if you win if you lose the next game it's minus 23 minus 23
The reason he pisses me off so much is because it's not even human MMR, it's dogshit MMR.
You know, Baos for example gets plus 20 minus 20.
That's what he gets, plus 20 minus 20.
I get plus 17 minus 23, plus 18 minus 22.
Like, it's 70% win rate account.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Why is it queued at the same time as me?
Help us on the way. I don't need your pity boost. What role are you queuing?
Why is he Q sniping me? AD carry in top lane. Nice. Your target inting me.
Please don't tell me he's on my team. Please don't be on my team. Please don't be on
my team please please please please please please tell me I'm on your team buddy no
you're not no you're not no no you're not no you're not
No he's not by the way he's not.
Oh!
Aaaaaahhhh!
Failed snipe!
I can see he's in...he's in solo queue waiting for the next game, Green Dot.
Someone will dodge, what you...you can't run away from me, what is this guy, there's have fucking agents everywhere!
Yo, bottom...
bottom pick bottom
I guess he is the inescapable where does inescapable mean you can't escape it or it's unescapable the right word
I will now climb to Challenger.
Hey guys, welcome to the stream.
Today we're going to be hitting Challenger.
We're going to go to 10 game wins today.
if you want to watch it make sure you drop a like and subscribe. I'm gonna be playing Orianna
most games. If anyone says Boreanna or Resident Sleeper, you're banned. I'm gonna be trying out.
Should I go Eerie? No. We're gonna take a skin as well from now on. We're gonna take a skin on
on the arena. Nemesis goes to the darks, ooooh! Anti-mata! Yo, that goes crazy hard.
Nine. Nine.
Oh my god, I'm against Irelia mid man. Oh my god, I'm against Irelia mid yesterday and I got solo killed eight times.
I'm not even kidding, it was legit 8 solo kills.
Bro, this Irelia matchup is so OP!
Neme!
Neme, you need to tell me what to do.
Don't contest level 1 to 14, okay.
Don't ever push, okay cool.
Nice, I'll just go fucking...
I'll just go play fucking...
But why is he writing?
What is he writing? Don't even think you can win when she's 0-2?
What's he... what's he...
Alright, tap out the display, click or what?
I'm not gonna lie, I hate that Rumble skin.
I hate it, I hate it.
I hate that Rumble skin.
Okay, focus up.
No music.
It's chopped by the way it's chopped it's chopped as fuck
The Mark Lock in
Bad spacing Mac bad spacing. No, why is this freak hitting me get off me?
Yeah, I'm just fucking stupid
They have Erelia Elise Nautilus.
If I go 0-10 this game, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Cooked him.
One more arena.
I'm going to push for golds.
Missed every minion.
here
She kills me from here by the way, I have to stay this far back, I'm sure of it.
Yeah, I get stuck on my lane, sucka.
It doesn't matter, she's full build, she has Vemceptor.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, please.
Chase, no.
Oh my god.
I'm done, I'm done, it's open.
We lost.
GG.
How broken is he really by the way how broken is it
He's no skin Jace, you know it's fucking chopped in.
Perfection of four.
Motivating.
Not much.
Because...
You are rich.
You are brave.
It's so lost but we can't win.
Like what am I supposed to do?
I found my new ban.
I'm banning earlier every game. It's permanent.
New plan.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Suck it
and king a level down on Orianna who's 1-4. It's me.
Well the good thing is if I die a lot under my tower I get lots of plants for the team,
I'm actually helping him run.
No no no no no no no no just accept.
Nice no flash doing that.
of
its company
of
the
and ally has been slain
the ball is impatient
and
and
what I do
Yeah, she does a little bit of damage, watch out.
Come on, if you can win this game, you can win any game.
Thanks.
You're a Minecraft hardcore Elven Lord.
don't get gapped by some random fucking freak.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Idiot Irelia.
Lol.
You try it sucker.
Don't even try it sucker.
Shut down.
Your turn has been destroyed.
the ball is impatient
no
no
no
no
no
bad
no
Oh
Boom
Well, you tried your best.
The doll is impatient.
Now then.
Let's get it.
Wind and Ally has been defeated.
hmm
you know I don't see it personally but maybe we can win
yeah I don't see it
oh I see it kinda
it's like the vision is slowly coming to me you know
and
that guy's taking damage
Nah, no waste mine todays by the way.
Suckers
Hmm
It's a rough one three losing lanes
That's a first time Nami. First time Nami, first time Rumble, first time Ash, first time
Jace, first time Orianna. Next, GG. Come on. Minus 25, please. I would like for Christmas
at 11, I would like minus 25, thank you. Please, 11, please take away 25 LP. Out
only 22 really only 22 LP only when are you gonna give up a mods remember that
name Jack swallows but I swallow someone else when I get the challenger
yeah I'm gonna put Orianna on the bench for now okay he's sniping again
I think my MMR's not good enough for you anymore now, sadly.
Sorry for the bad news, but sadly I don't think we can play it today anymore.
I need to just drop the Orianna and find something.
I need to find the champ.
First it was Lee Sin, then it was Orianna, TF and now it's...
I need to find a champ to play every game that just wins.
Because I feel like on Orianna, I don't know, when I play against these Akali's and these
Irelias, I'm just getting fisted.
Maybe I'll just need to one-trick Ari.
One trick Minecraft instead brother shut up, okay
The thing that people don't realize is sometimes you lose games and because you lose those games
you need to win the games afterwards because you're losing them. You need to get through
the loose streak.
Did he get me?
No, he didn't.
Man, what do I want trick?
I feel like Auri is a fun champ.
It's also kind of well rounded.
as he did not int, which is the biggest problem.
Cause I'm very good at that.
I will say I'm very good at one thing, it's in thing.
I need to put the Christmas hat back on.
I feel like I'm not...
It's been a festive spirit for me.
It's been a festive spirit for me
to give away LP for free.
the faker Ari skin I do but I'm going to use challenger Ari just to I feel like challenger
Ari skin is my like mantra to tell.
do you go this one fuck I won't scorch
How are you going to do it off stream?
Maybe I'm going to have to.
you just lost seven games off stream? yeah? and I'll do it again
I don't know man I lost all my confidence on leesin, I don't know why, I just feel like
I don't know. My brain just went a lot. Ah, just a hunch.
smallest moments
maybe i'll go off stream and put on stream mode but if i put on stream mode the spectator can't watch
but chat if you hide your own
which option is the option that makes it so you can't watch their games
is it hide my name or is it hide all names
like is there
I'm going to ask you after because I can't actually reach it right now.
Why do I have W?
I'll have them chasing their tails.
Thank you for indulging me.
fucks
So many memories through the things.
Eyes on me.
I'm living my best life.
The hunter and the hunted.
Nature here is killing me, has been slain.
You have first, you don't succ-
THROUGH ANOTHER ROCK!
I cannot be fooled.
You can't be fooled.
You can't be fooled.
Fucking freak ass nocturne.
I'll remember that, you know.
What?
What?
of
Nice, my whole team's dead.
Nice.
I see all of you are.
There's beauty in even the smallest moments.
So much I want to see for myself.
Why did I buy Book Book?
Lost chapters don't Book Book.
Yeah, I don't know about this one, Lil' Pop.
Okay, I know exactly about this one.
Maybe I should have saved my charm a little bit.
I'll get lost chapter mana soon.
and
a lovely
I should have bought me guys actually
turret plating will soon fall
Stupid rat, stupid fucking piece of shit, rat, rat, fucking shit, rat, fucking, stupid rat me.
I'm going to build Experimental Hexblade and Malignance. Is your ult just insanely low cooldown?
I need to be careful of this fucking nocturnal cooldown, it's so low.
Merry Christmas, Treadimons.
A sword, then.
Let's remember this moment.
I carry the legacy of the Vasani.
The ally has been slain.
Not here.
You have seen it from the beginning.
Refreshing the beginning.
I
Go void stick third or what?
Maybe equipped bloom what's not on top again
the
of which I mean to do some fucking damage now
It'll fucking rat.
I
Hear the wind singing
Hmm
It's like 10 years ago.
I still remember his laugh.
the
time to
I
Plus it's twitching waiting the fuck is this
of
I have nine tails, but I have unlimited lives.
I wonder if I'm not lost.
Live with no regrets.
live with no regret
It's so bad about it
any memory
needs to go past the shed and hit the aphelios somehow, but I don't know how to do it
me
again
Howdy
I see right through you.
my internet is cooking hello
Hello?
Hello?
I
Oh my god
Alright chat, I'll peace it for a bit.
I will wish you a Merry Christmas and yeah, I'll probably be on the spectate cage for
a while.
I'll play a bit later today.
I'll go get lunch with the fam.
I'll see you later, okay?
Kisses, all the best.
Take care.
Stay well.
Stay safe.