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Yes, yes.
Yes, you missed me, say yes.
Well, it's like my sound isn't working.
the fuck is this?
Huh
Why is my sound not working? Oh, there we go it's working now
Like a yo-yo
Hey yo!
Me dancing tonight!
Hey yo! Wait a second.
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, this fucking, this thing is not working, I need to swap.
Wait!
Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Say it, say it.
Say you missed me.
Say it.
Say it.
me say it say it stop saying holy hair bro it's fucking freezing what up
baldy what up what up what up what's happening on the red LEC will now have
BO3 and BO5 only
Yeah, I saw this
Regular season matches are only BO3 playoffs and double elimination are BO5 Mondays season matches will no longer be with a live audience
She biled
Bro, LAC is gonna go online eventually. I can feel it coming. I
Can feel it coming
What is this?
Oh my god
Oh is that Jason?
He won't be on Jason?
Oh
Did he just pass out
What was I at? Holy shit, I was fucking...
Sh-shh!
Sh-shh! I was fucking...
Oh my god. Jesus.
Corsal spike or what is that? Blood pressure?
Can that actually happen? Blood pressure goes too high and you think?
Or how does he come back?
How do you come back? How does your body like fix it?
How do you unthink?
Like the blood pressure suddenly drops or what?
LPL more like LMF icon, there are too many matchfixings in the LPL including my former
teammate's symbol talker, I told it to an employee to investigate a player, I was
ignored, they have a group investigating but they don't do anything to check phones.
What does that do?
I was really mad.
What the fuck?
League of Wind Trader, what?
Poe be posed on a story, Heidi Lau with T2 and Captain the T2 forever.
Smash, Gootie, Cloud and Cypher, but that's some cool ass names.
Aware, what is this? Caged LRBs offline, holy.
369 says I'm such a fool.
So, for those of you who missed it, the reason 369 is saying that he's a fool is because his teammate win-traded against Weibo in Game 5 to knocked mana play-offs.
There is an investigation going on right now into Naiu allegedly, allegedly, it's not
confirmed, but there is an investigation going on right now that allegedly he win-traded the
game.
And apparently people are saying that 369 defended Naiu after the match saying don't
be hard on him.
Naiu's investigation were violated in club regulation depression ethics.
March 2nd conclusion of first stage investigation was launched on the unusual performance of their jungle regarding violations of fair play
This investigation the club has discovered that now you is suspected of seriously violating club rules regulations professional ethics
So someone went back into the game five, which is only the game five is only five days ago and made a montage of like some of the things
He was doing in that game five
There's no audio
Apparently it wasn't just this game.
Why is it muted?
I don't know what it is.
I can't hear it either.
Don't look at his items.
What are his items?
What items does he have?
Wait, the audio is bugged as shit.
Wait.
My audio is completely controlled, let me fix it.
Just a small town girl.
What is this?
It's input.
Sorry I always get fucked up with this fucking VB audio input.
Okay I fixed it.
Jesus Christ my earballs.
Oh my god I just got headshot.
So apparently he was just running around inting and like purposely dying.
Why though?
Because I'm using, I'm allegedly he's wind trading.
One trading is you bet on the other team to win, and then you do stuff like this.
Now use item build during the game 5 has been downloaded.
He's against Yorick and Jinx and he built Spirit Visage and he's building more MR.
That's crazy actually.
0 armor items against a 14 kill jinx and he's against a tank calio in a Mundo
So I'm running out now then after draft deal
Let me open up Billy Billy
Because I want to link me the LPL actually I've got it I think I
Think I've got it
Are you guys winning today?
I actually don't know who the fuck is gonna win.
14 worlds trophies vs random plebs and arams seems fair to me.
Is T1 just playing arams together now?
They're chilling playing arams.
Jinkey wants to bring the gun.
He wants to first request test investigate and cream also requested a few days later with his own it own that his mid laner requested it to
Surely if these found guilty you gotta go to fucking jail like that's crazy business. Is there jail time for this like what the fuck?
JJ said I had a dream yesterday that I will play warwick in into you
Nice so he just had a dream that he'll play warwick and locked it in
Pawn joins T1 Academy as a coach or what?
Oh my god, what the fuck, that's a throwback?
R1 we're booting up slowly.
Canid's owner Arthur lost to C9 and said all players are for sale second author. It doesn't satisfy me
What else what else
This is real intense gameplay but I don't want to spoil I don't want to spoil I think we're gonna play resident evil tonight
I don't even want to play with, man.
Connor? Yeah, but Connor's got his friend. Connor's got a friend.
Kona has a friend already.
Okay, there we go.
Cold Dom.
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Chat, can someone explain to me what's happening in the world?
First I see Furia beat C9 and now I see Furia 3.0 Sentinels.
Like the international hasn't even started and NA is out, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? C9 and Sentinels just both lost to Furia, so I'm sure Furia is a good team, but my expectations for C9 were decent, like oh this team could be pretty good at the international.
Now they're gone, I don't have their fucking dog shit or what, you're just gonna rock up this international and get shit on.
They've lost the furia and so is sentinels like any just got fathered by
South America in the first week after the finals like how
I was so pissed off watching that shit hasn't yeah has inspired just broken
them into half or what
It's not Lion at the International, yeah it is Lion, but C9 was winning the region most
of the time, right?
Alright winner of this goes to MSI.
The loser is out.
I've been watching a little, not MSI, sorry.
First stand, fucksakes.
Why did I think about MSI?
Sorry.
Did you watch the F1 qualifying? I did watch it.
Mercedes just frying or what?
Mercedes are 1-2, right?
What's your item level on your warrior?
234 item level
Yep, I did all the M0s
I sent your resident evil graphic
Never give up the key
Bro what is this you just put my face on it, but my face doesn't fit the body at all
The fuck is that
There's a dead plant and a lemon okay, you're so stupid you're so stupid
I really hope to play with him in the future.
Although, this is not the most important thing,
but I want to add a little bit more.
I can prepare some of the celebration moves.
Uh, more interaction and playability.
Yes.
So that the whole cultural community becomes more rich.
You're so stupid.
Sorry, I wonder if this goes to first hand.
And it's actually, first hand is not starting too far away.
First hand starts in 9 days.
9 days till first hand starts.
Big W.
But I don't understand, like,
What the fuck is LPL? Is everything below the top 4 in LPL just win trading? Like what the fuck is this?
Like how many win trades are going under the radar? If Icon is saying that everyone's win trading, how many are going under the radar bro?
I feel like he has been saying this all the time.
He's the king of the sky.
And he's also asking about his legs.
Do you think there's anything that's not so good about the sky?
Because I think there's more to it than...
Wait, someone said that Jason beats Tyler in a best of five in 1v1.
Is that true? I just saw him win on Yasuo, Tyler.
Wait, did Tyler lose?
Tyler lost a 1v1 to Jason the Wien in a best of five.
He lost?
Nah, Tyler, bro.
Now you can't be doing that as a five-role challenger.
The aura is getting fried.
Oh my god.
He raged, quit League afterwards.
I'm not surprised.
All right draft started draft started
Webo gaming when they played against AL pretty good
I would say Elk and Xiaohu for me really good series really good series JJ very good smites
JDG for me my big surprise was Xiaoshu really solid really really solid
when are you gonna want me on jason? i'll want you on jason bro i'm super down to want me
on jason uh when i when i go to the states which is in um october bro october i'm down
we'll have like a bo7 or some shit everyone seems to be losing to jason i'll teach i'll
teach my fucking lesson i'll teach my lesson my yasuo chills
I need to defend the honor of all league players out there. We can't just have Jason just be taking all of us out
He's beating all the league streamers. What's it?
He's fathering the entire fucking game category on Twitch right now
But how is he so good by the way?
Wow, okay, so I'm really surprised by this one to karma that's really strange in game one
I mean obviously what you're looking at on three is like astral corki right probably astral
But I'm surprised. They're just slamming a karma one two
I've not seen that before
The only time I've seen that was when
We had a lot of issues for blind pick top, okay, and reckless was a really good karma player
so one of my ideas
For a best of one was we want to karma since out exactly like this and we fake we fake flex the karma
and we put it top actually and Baos learns how to play karma top and karma top is just a pure nullifier
This was actually an idea idea
Because we had such big troubles blinding top
So I thought if we flex karma
This will give Baos a lot more room to counter pick top. Let's say I go karma sin and they go like
Let's say they go we go karma sin and
And they go like a blitzcrank lane or a nautilus lane. Let's say they go like Jin nautilus into karma
And then on three you go brown and you your flex and karma mid top now and your comp is karma Zimzal brown into nautilus
It's complete free win already. It's complete free win
That was the one of the logics
Listen, it was best of one, and best of one you just gotta scratch whatever you can find. Like here for example, right?
This is exactly what the draft would have looked like. They would go Northless here, we pick Braum,
and if they didn't pick Northless, we would just ban Northless and put Karma bot for winning.
That's exactly what they would do, yeah.
So they have Rise or Roura Vi, they have double solo lane flex.
Well, they didn't ban Kaisa, which I'm surprised by.
They could still go Kaisa and Niko, but it is losing.
What do you even play here?
I don't even know what the plan here is like.
R, R-E?
I don't know.
You could play Sion, R-E.
You could play...
Cindra sounds kinda as Casio.
Could go Swain. I like Swain.
I don't think Hongki plays any of you.
Sion, yeah good. Doesn't give away too much.
When RE9? We're gonna do RE9 today. I should change the title.
RE9 after LPL ends.
I think I don't. Why are you sure? Why don't you believe me?
They could go Ashe Seraphine. Ashe Seraphine and Astral Karma is that playable?
Kai'Sa seems good, no?
Kai'Sa and Niko? Hmm.
If they pick Jhin here, it makes sense, but I hate it.
Corky is pretty safe, but I think Corky just doesn't play the game this game, surely.
I think the answer is Kaisa.
But you are a little heavy on the AP side if you got a better pick.
Yeah Kassadin go, it's good for comp.
Is it a Kassadin game or what? Or Galio, yeah.
Chat adds, you can avoid them tier 1 to try and have some chat on the way back for the game.
If you sub now you won't get adds for first hand as well, big love, much kiss, much love, appreciate you all.
I've been watching the L witchcraft reviews. I watched a couple of their games yesterday.
I think me and Baos need to speak to Baos right now, I don't know what he's up to, but I need to speak to Baos about watching the games.
Bro, how are you running EMEA Masters and you haven't released a schedule yet? Like what the fuck is that?
How have you not released a schedule yet? What is that about?
Like, IMEA Master starts in two days, literally two fucking days, and there is zero info on
the groups who's playing, like what time they're playing, and they comment that in two days.
That's fucked up.
That is literally fucked up.
Like what do you learn your opponent the day before?
look at this I don't get it just fucking put the draw in the bag record it
and do the matches boom like what is that
oh it's the Jingdong guy listen to him
Jingdong
He's fucking baller that guy.
Jingdong!
Alright, this series should have a lot of lilies in it, my opinion.
This should be an ultra galactic international fucking fucking massacred.
I'm here for it.
They will be called if you begin to approach after a game, which one would you interview?
Did he just try to turn into a ward to dodge the Karma Q?
Oh my god, Arha has overcut, Arha has ran this lane down so hard.
I swear he just tanked 3 Q's to the face and missed his Q.
Oh my god, he's tanked another one to the face.
What is he doing?
He's out of potions, bro
Oh my god, what is he eating this shit bro, what the fuck is this?
But he's like standing in front of karma he's not even using the minions
I can't do anything about it.
It's hard to hide, but you have to catch up.
Pauze, no problem.
You can learn something from him.
There's a Q.
W.
He's got a Q.
Elk lasted the kill.
He's got a Q.
Elk's fucking locked in.
Alright, Erha, you're back in lane.
Cameras on you.
Oh my god, he was dead if Gala hit the Q flash
How did Gala miss the Q flash?
Maybe thought he was gonna flash right? He's quite a cute ability to flash
He has barrier
He's dead the right.
Oh my god, Elks getting injured. Please let him out.
This is just not fair.
He's level 2.
If you don't help them push in, they'll be stuck again. It's hard to deal with them.
But they want to give us more pressure, so we can go for Gala.
Were they thinking of diving?
The enemy team has already killed Gala.
Yes.
Bro, what the fuck is... I don't want to be that guy.
But this is disgusting.
I actually... I don't want to think I could log in and play Niko better in this lane.
This is like, awful.
LK is literally laning 1v2.
You're silver?
I'm not silver.
Well, KJ is really strong, which is good.
What's your prediction? I don't know, I don't know how to predict this series actually.
I think Weibo looks a lot more reliable.
In my mind.
I think JTG's got some really strong players.
I don't know.
RQ is heavy again. This is the best time for Ezreal to be on the edge of the lane.
I think Wabo is better, but we'll see.
But I don't know what's going on in bot lane. This is fucking vile.
Chatty, play RE with a controller or not?
It would be insane
if JDG win the series
Because... oh my god
Q flash, why?
Oh, Kai'sa Q hit
HongQi's dead, yeah
Oh, it's Gigaloozing
Oh, faked him
Audi
It would be insane if JNG wins the series. Just think about it, if JNG wins the series, Honkyu and Junjia are in the finals of the LPL in their first split. Isn't that insane? Like at a good way?
Oh, what a Vibe you! Wow, that was insane!
I think he's playing Rageblade recently, he's playing Rageblade.
The timing of the bot lane is really good.
Yeah, he likes to help bot lane.
Jengjie has played LP up 4 every now and then.
He only has about half a minute left.
Wow, Jengjie's Jhin is actually a very hurtful team.
Jengjie's lane is completely destroyed.
Kaisa's pressure is also very low.
Kaisa's lane is at the top.
Yeah.
This is the right lane for Jiejie.
Bro, Jiejie was running it down.
He was running it down, you can't say that. He was completely inting, non-stop, uncooled down.
It was disgusting.
Anyone who says he wasn't broke, he was and others were also inting.
It wasn't just JJ, it was everyone was like every run apart from rookie was kind of just running it.
Mako was running, everyone was running it.
But then they just said fuck it we're replacing JJ so they just replaced him and things randomly just started getting better
No, the the Shire was not anything
You have to understand when you're in a team and nothing works just if you just
Everyone's cope is if you just replace the jungler it'll all be fine again
That is just the League of Legends cope cycle
It's jungle's fault. I can't lane. It's jungle's fault, we have no vision. It's jungle's fault, our early game is bad.
So you just replace the jungler?
Oh my god, you must dive them into it.
I think they are going to turn the other side
The solution is that you should fight Chao Chong
They just kind of cooked this game
Well, he's not just kind of cooked
He's absolutely cooked
Fnatic is replacing...
Bro, why are you saying Fnatic?
What is the point?
How can you bring Fnatic into any argument?
It's completely useless
I think that JJ is telling me to realize the only way to win this game is getting a Skyside
really far ahead because he is too far behind to recover now.
It's like going okay for Weibo, but it's a Sion and the only person who can kill Sion is Kaisa and Mid is contested on the push so
Yeah, normally really click bot
You turn up the AI filter I cannot I cannot I cannot
It's important that Chaozhong doesn't have anyone to love right now
So this resource can be considered together with ETAH
This question is already hard
Is marathon a good game?
It's a good game
Oh yeah, gala
Gala
Gala is in the game over in bot right now
If Alcatraz here
Oh well, I will die
And then Alcatraz after her watch
Oh maybe Zhongji has gone too far here
No
Sorry
Why is Niko not 6 yet? What is happening?
Okay he's really close
Can you send me 20 million Euro? Fuck that first-time message, was that the LEC and Pepperwatt? No.
If you push the dragon so hard, the tower will fall down, so the dragon will be given out.
My hair is so bad, it's cringy.
Oh my gosh.
TP and Fingaleo, this blue is gone.
Actually, I think JDG's comp early is so strong. Like, the Zimzal has so much protection.
He has a Gallyult and a Mentory. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in these fights.
Oh my god, we're at the stage of the game where Sion is taking place in Aurora's face. This is what the game is at right now.
That's our Aurora counterfeit. Or like our Aurora top win lane. It's getting pushed in by Asylum.
I think the game is just over. The game is just over.
Crazy speed that JDG got away with the Karma one-two and we wouldn't try and punish it.
Why didn't they try and punish it? They really think this Karma is a flex.
Chai, what do you mean? You have the games over. They outscale, they have two drakes, they have a gold lead, silence even, like, bro, what's your wing commission?
Your wing commission way vote is, you have 10 minutes, actually you don't even have 10 minutes, you have 8 minutes to break Ezreal and get Kaisa super far ahead now.
You have 8 minutes. That's not a lot of time, man. 8 minutes is not a lot of time.
WG is really good at this game because they have played a dragon team before
Are they outscaled? Because they outranged
You can't just look at champ and say this champ does more damage than they did
Bro, they are completely outranged
And their damage profile is terrible
How do you get your dive onto Ezreal if the game is like 30 minutes in and you are completely
even or even actually you are behind?
Vi just gets one tap, Xin Zhao on three items with Galio karma is basically like an AD carry.
It's completely broken.
And since our has this fucking Sunred Sky, GA, Death Dance or Sterak's, that champ is like a Renekton with an AD carry trait.
This is a very high level of dragon soul.
He has a very good body.
It's very comfortable to take it.
It's very easy to go to the top lane and get a kill.
I want to eat the tower.
I want to destroy the tower.
It's enough to take the tower.
It's enough to take the tower.
Yes, Sion.
Why doesn't he do the boss here?
It's so in...
What is he doing?
This is new Sion gameplay.
When Kaisa ults behind him, he should just Sion ult up
I'm here right now
This is noob style gameplay
He's freaking out is that I need to open my tower. I need to bro. No you don't just fucking open there and take a death
And take three waves while you're doing it
But the current situation is the same, they are all in control of their own resources.
Alright, Elk has a very straight, no he doesn't, she-bell.
He's in the third place, Kassar.
Well, I didn't really predict, I just said that Wave probably wins the series.
The equipment here is actually very good.
I think Wave was better.
I think it's stopped by BLG. Probably. Yeah, I think BLG will win.
We kinda need BLG to win, because then round 1 of first hand is BLG, fear x and a best of 5.
And that goes fucking crazy.
You get Viklamond first night and Viper versus Diablo. That's just fucking great. That's great entertainment.
That's a great round. And it's a best of 5 as well. Throwing in a best of 3.
It's a straight up skill check.
No way to go to the small building
In round 1
CZ is still in the position, and there are few people at the right
Only can open up the small building
Why is it LCK vs LPO?
Because they have two teams, but why they play each other?
How does that make sense?
If anything, that's a bad thing, isn't it?
Alright, everyone right together we go now
Oh my god, silence
And he just killed him
It's just like that for the West. It is right. It is just like that for the West. Otherwise, all four LCK and LPL teams are against CBLO, LCS, LEC and LCP and round one is just instantly lost, right?
The boys. The boys.
Yeah, Webber needs to get some really good teamfights going with this, but I think it's already too far gone.
I'm going to take the dragon to the right side, and I'm going to give the mid lane.
Maybe I'll give the mid lane a little bit, but I don't think it's going to work out.
But they might think that the mid lane is not very healthy.
If I could just give the mid lane a little bit,
even though I got the dragon soul, but the later dragon is not good either.
It's a little bit too much.
Ezreal is almost striking a big time.
Maybe Xie Feng went straight to get your 2nd tower.
If you take a dragon, you might get 2 more towers.
I think WBG is going to hesitate.
But if you just take the tower, I can see that the flash isn't that good.
I think that Xie Feng's car is better than Siren's.
Actually, Leon being its first-hand is kinda hype, big dogs vs. bean.
Actually, I think first-hand overall is hype with the teams.
Cheetu, Genji, Ferex, BLV, Leon.
Wait a second, my brain just started.
Wait, if Furia is in the America's Cup, that means Furia wasn't even the best team from CBLOL, right?
Who was the winner of CBLOL?
I was loud.
Wait, so C9 and Sentinels lost to the second place Brazilian team? No, the third place Brazilian team?
Like, I thought the cope in my brain was that they're the best team in Brazil, they're not, they're the third best team in Brazil.
What? Loud trio, Turya?
What?
Wait, Loud has Young Jay and Bull on it?
What?
The fuck?
Kind of timeline?
Young Jay and Bull?
Bulls in fucking Brazil?
Yeah, it's a Drake fight and I think since I was... I mean, all of GG's is Giga spiking.
You had more aura when you were bald?
Shut up.
Alright, weibo is going through bot.
Zika needs to start doing damage.
He's probably got a high DP in this game because he's been farming a Cylon for 30 minutes.
But he needs to flank and actually get on top of the S-Roll.
So who wants to walk in huh, Weibo?
Who wants to just engage guys, right?
Surely we can walk in, right?
I'm not gonna lie, this Niko is disgusting.
Let me see Eir has stats on Niko, because this guy doesn't play Niko, I'm sure of it.
There's four games of Niko this year and he has 75% of the rate.
Voss.
Nice, he got the last bomb.
Actually, what do you even do if your top esports in Naio is running it? Who do you get to replace Naio in mid-year, or like, for spring split?
TN!
And you might be in danger if you're controlled by him.
Jindor's teamfights are a bit too fast.
In fact, Jindor is very standard.
What is the way to show us this kind of strategy?
Jindor, you go and watch Gen.G's match.
Because Gen.G's match is...
Monkey?
Very small.
Right now, I can see him.
And I hear what...
You go and look at Jindor.
This is like...
He's playing Kassar, he's playing the game.
Where is he playing?
He's playing the top 4.
He's in W.
What is that even from?
What is that from?
Alright, JDG it's time to do the hard part.
Do you? Ooh, what the fuck is that? Is that good?
What?
I guess he's gonna hit both, all three of the front lines to try and cleave them down.
What does that mean, do it?
I swear I've heard that word a lot.
It means correct.
Oh, they're pushing him off a lot here.
Oh my god, what a sidestep.
Did he even have vision on him?
He didn't.
Revised saw him, I think.
Have to find Nesreal. Have to find Nesreal. Only with the win.
That is Sion.
Gala's fishing is great.
Like they can't ever get in range of Ezreal.
They can't play the game. There's too many beefs in the front.
Unless Ezreal randomly ease in like a noob and dies.
They have zero targets.
Oh my god, what was that?
They tried to flash Q the sin, but it's elder in 130.
The important thing here is Gala still has flash.
They really need to connect on Gala, but it's hard, isn't it?
Like Niko needs to somehow flank, Aurora needs to ult from a flank, Vi needs to connect
Astral and then Kaisa ults in and then... but it's so hard to do that.
What is Niko doing this game by the way?
Like this Niko is completely invisible.
It's just very creative, why what did they do?
I'm not gonna lie, the aura tops really haven't done for me, I can't remember the last time
aura top was actually like frying, maybe someone will say in the chat that I'll remind myself
but you see what I mean by outrange, like how does anyone touch Ezreal, you have to go
go through these fucking beefballs.
As so even, but yes, I'll be great.
Oh yeah, Kenora are true.
I think the third dragon is also a top laner
The rest of the mid and top laners are not able to play the game
Alright, click baron and end
This is a pretty good game, this is a pretty good game
It's perfect
When was the last time a game ended without a team taking baron?
It's a good chance
I mean, there's a bit of a delay in the lc
There's a bit of a delay in the lc
And then after that
I feel like in modern league, we need baron to end
They're just over there, pick out Skate of Soul, Baron, Elder.
Shaxu, we placed latest fire 2 in between games. Is that the plan?
Can you place latest fire 2 solo? Is it good solo?
Very good. Oh, I'm excited bro, I'm excited.
Wait, I don't understand steam. Am I stupid?
I don't get it. I can buy Slay the Spire 2 for 19 pounds or I could buy Slay the Spire
and Slay the Spire 2 for 17 pounds. What the fuck?
Bro, deal. Give me the bundle.
Oh, it's because I already have one of the bundles. I see, I see.
So, wait, but then I still get 10% off for a Slay the Spire.
It's a deal. Oh my god, I almost need my fucking...
What is this?
Before the fight, someone was caught by someone.
This dragon was caught, and the dragon was broken.
This will have a big impact on the left side of the formation.
And the way of the wave formation, the damage is not bad.
But you can see the effect of the damage.
Because you are in the wave, the damage is low.
The wave formation is the damage is high.
And the wave is very bad.
Your top lane and AD don't dare to go to the lane.
My lane is declined.
You can't use the LR code anymore, little pup.
I think the first round was a bit disappointing.
Let's have a look at the first round and see how the MVP team will feel.
Hold up.
My cards aren't working.
Let's see if we can get this game back in the game later.
But the main thing is that the RQ is way too low.
Q basically didn't have much time to play.
Yeah, even the Q is low.
Yeah, the HP is low.
The level 1 is back to home.
I remember, yeah, the first wave didn't even reach the tower.
We saw that NiKo already didn't have the 300 HP.
Yeah, that's a bit of a shame.
Yeah, it's a bit bad.
It's a bit serious.
It's a bit like I'm playing the game in the sky.
I don't want to leak the card, because I don't need this card.
Why does my room look so messy?
Sorry, I'm trying to get the app confirmed.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I've lost two of my cards and the third one doesn't work. It's absolutely cooked.
It's absolutely cooked.
It's horrible.
But it's in the house somewhere. You know, it's not lost where I'm like, oh I've left them somewhere.
It's like in the house. You know when you just lose something in the house and you just, it's impossible to find.
This Kassadin has been helped by the support team, but there's a team that's been killed by the 3-in-1.
You don't get that, ever?
Yes, it's the team that's been killed by the 3-in-1.
One of my bad habits, I can tell you why. One of my bad habits is like, I will go out,
like let's say I go to get a drink or something, or I go to get some food,
I'll take my card, and I don't use a wallet, I just don't use a wallet, I just take my card.
If I need stuff, I take a card and an ID. I don't use a wallet.
And then when I come back, I just leave everything in my jacket.
Wait. I leave everything in my jacket.
Okay. Why are you saying that's crazy, bro? A wallet.
and I just put it in a zip pocket.
Done.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is when I go out
and I spend money on something and I come back,
I just kind of throw my jacket on the fucking sofa somewhere.
And then I forget about it.
And then oftentimes I find that my card
is either in my pants that I put in the wash
or in my jacket.
And if I can't find it in my jacket,
I know it's in a pair of pants somewhere
on the floor in the house.
And I don't know which one it's in.
and that's the stupid part
it sounds really stupid but it's it's like
i don't know it's just
it's always in my pants somewhere one of the pants
it's really stupid i don't see the reason i'm saying it's because it is that
stupid right but
and then if i do the washing and i check the pants pockets i'm like boom
There it is. But you have to understand that I don't go out that much.
All right, let's play this. Slay the Spire 2 in early access. Wait, what? I thought it was a full release.
What do you mean it's in early access?
Oh, the home screen already? This is freaking me out. Yo, that's gotta be in the middle, bro.
No! Yo, this is freaking... Why is it so far to the left?
That's already... That's already pissed off.
Does that not annoy anyone else, bro? What the fuck?
All right, let's do it this big.
V-Sync off, FPS limit. We go 144, because I only have 144Hz.
Sound, we bop that down a little bit.
Ooh, I like the mouse. I like the cursor. Quite nice cursor.
What's wrong with 144Hz, bro? 144Hz is my day one.
I used to play on 60Hz and then I got a...
I didn't get a display board when I was younger. I got a DVI cable.
See, I don't know DVI.
DVI cable in the back, 144Hz.
Absolute chills. My day one.
My day one. Alright, let's give it a go. Actually, let's pump the music up a little bit.
Single player. Holy. Same characters? It looks like the first time playing Celestra.
What the fuck? No, no, no. I'm going through this game, bro. Don't worry about it. I'm
Ascension 4, by the way. I'm Ascension 4. What do you mean first time? That's rude.
rude. Okay so the game looks pretty similar unknown merchant treasure rest
enemy elite okay it's pretty similar enough and then what it's just I think
the animations are a bit cleaner or same cards
same cards
But the animations are quite smooth, it's quite smooth.
The thing about this game is you don't rush.
You don't strike, strike, strike. You don't strike, strike, strike.
No, you don't do that. You gotta play slow.
It's a long com, this game. It's a long com.
You gotta play, you gotta play for the long game.
How do you enable fast mode?
Oh, it's a button that says fast mode.
Okay, got it.
Add a card to your deck.
Okay, we got some new card.
Deal 7 damage, gains 2 strength this turn.
That's broken.
2 vulnerable.
That's okay.
Lose 2 HP.
That's broken.
I want to go to the question marks.
This enemy intends to give you one status card, Vass?
Draw one card exhausted.
Tank bit damage, all good good.
Make a proper deck, bro, my deck is goaded.
Lose 1 HP, deal 9 damage to all enemies, gain 2 strength, that card is broken.
Bro, there's still some cards that are just the same.
Watch me, my deck is trash, I just started, little pup.
Calm down.
Game 5 block, deal 5 damage, okay I swear there was a card like that, deal 17 damage,
exhaust the top card of your pack, deal 8 damage if the Enry's Model hits twice.
I like Cinder.
Cinder Quill.
Is that a good card or not?
17 damage sounds kind of border.
Oh, yeah, not the strength, true.
I want to do question mark
talk to me what we got.
You spotted enormous shambling beast, chased off an injured green beard. In the alcove the beard fled a single unguarded egg.
Your stomach burglars gained 7 max HP, take the egg and add it to your deck.
Unplayable can be hatched at a rest site.
Now it's my first time playing but I think I'm gonna take the take it to a
rest site because you never know what's gonna be inside the egg. What the fuck
are these rats?
What?
bro
bro
actual red for what?
Oh my god I still have these fucking points left, why am I so stupid?
Why am I so stupid?
Deal 12 damage to all enemies, costs one less energy for each attack played this turn.
Gain... ooh, armaments is broken.
Alright, resting site.
Where's my egg?
What does it become?
Beard Swoop.
Deal 14 damage.
Zero cost.
Oh my god, a beard.
16 damage?
I'm gonna have to tank that in the face. Awwa!
Try this fucking go face or what?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Vajra! That's broken as shit!
I gain energy to start of each turn. Pyre.
Gain 8 block, gain another 8 block if you're exhausted this card.
Ooh, maybe Pyre is kinda broken, but Dludgeon is also broken.
I think Pyre sounds nice, no?
Gain 8 block, gain another 8 block. I'm gonna go this one.
Why is he saying pussy, what?
What?
They buffed that like shit!
Wasn't it one block?
Before?
Three block per attack?
Is it the same?
I decided each combat game for plating. What?
Should I upgrade rage or inflame? I feel like both are pretty good.
No, I should upgrade armaments maybe.
Oh my god
Oh my god I misclicked!
actually just killed the big guy i'm supposed to do
I think the best is to play with the best heroes in the team.
Let's go.
Yes.
We are going to play a 2v2 matchup.
BpG is the best of all the heroes in the team.
The only one who can beat BpG is...
We are the top 5, you know?
BpG is pretty fun.
Pretty fun so far.
I think the animations are good.
The animations are good.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Is it the same as the old one?
Is it ascension?
Alright, Poppy, Pantheon then. With Vi out, Xin Zhao out, and these two bands, I think Ambessa is very powerful right now.
Could be a first pick for JDG. I think Azir, Ambessa, pretty good situations, but I think Xiaohu probably will play Yone into Azir.
He wants to protect himself, but the shooting on the right is not very good either.
Lundo vs Warwick?
The point of shooting is to exchange.
Basically, it's Xigui.
Or you can take a shot at him.
But I said, in other places, he can pick a shot.
But you have to take a shot at him now.
Take a shot at him and then go to the prison.
I see you, I'm Bessa.
What else open?
They ban Jarvan, there's Azir, Yunara, and Bessa, there's Varus, oh my god there's so many of these games.
Wei was crazy if they don't take Ambessa here, I don't know if JG is going to Ambessa or not, but Elk is going to have to play like Chin or something in Varus, there's no way he can play Yunara.
They're going 1, 2, 1, come!
Yes, the W of the W, and the W of the W, will have a physical advantage.
Okay, that's better. Nocturne is better.
Nocturne is better. You can't go on Besenado.
You can't really play Nocturne as here either. They don't give a fuck about the priors.
They're gonna go for Yunara.
Because we really don't dare to go to the bot lane, so we have to go to the bot lane first
Ok, I mean, they could just go and best let Taliyah here, JDG
I think it's not a bad response
They could also go, I mean, with Bard, Bane, Karma out and Niko out, they could slap the North, yeah
Yeah, it's true. The reason they're doing this is to prevent Lulu on 3. They've blocked
the Lulu on 3 now, so now they have to Rell or Brown or Alistar. They can't really do
Lulu on 3 anymore, it's just unplayable. I mean maybe they'll do it anyway because
their psychotic. You don't want to go Taliyah here? I guess if they go Taliyah there they
go Auri. Oh, they're going Renekton to cover off the Ambassador as well. Wow. So both these
picks are to cover off Lulu here with Bans of Naut and Ambassador pick with Renekton
then. So they could go Nariah. They could just pick Narr top now and just play the
I think Taliyah ban is got here. Taliyah ban, maybe Ariban or something, not sure.
Here I think you could ban Rel if you actually supports ban. Are they easily useful?
Are there any good support bans? Renata? Is that a lane laner? Probably not.
It's really hard to get back to the base, can't get away from the short range.
There's a big one in the Rulers. Is the gun really good for them?
They're going to continue to ban the Wukong.
Continue to ban it.
They're going to ban it for a long time.
Am I crazy? I feel like Wukong doesn't really fit JDG.
I think Maokai Jungle fits JDG's comp, you know?
Maokai Nord, Renekton Barus sounds pretty scary as well.
Or like Mundo sounds kind of scary to play against.
So they do ban the Ari, but they don't ban Natalya, but the Ari is an answer to Natalya,
so they're basically saying we're going to go Natalya on 4, I believe is what's happening.
Do you ban Natalya?
If you don't, you need a good response, because Natalya does Cooke Nautilus or anything,
I think if she has good frontline.
You couldn't match it with a Zerat, but instead of ganking you wanna play?
Apparently it's a game you wanna play, they're still banning Lulu to be sure.
Now the question is, are they gonna take that Taliyan 4 or are they fucking lying?
Because Taliyan is broken right now.
They're not lying, they're gonna take it.
Well, you could do like...
I don't know if he sounds... it's trash.
Hmm.
He could do...
some kind of... no, I don't like Yone.
I just don't like it.
Maybe Nanzou is also trash.
Yeah, mid with like a safe mid.
Yeah, they are going to do the Yone, oh my god.
Thank you, yo, Maokai is not a bad 4-5 Oh my god, Junji and Nidalee
You don't pick Zyra into the front, Aliyah, no way you do that, there's complete suicide, there's no way
There it is! There it is!
I think the Maokai is scared the pagans with their gems
This is the last part of the game, where the mid-laner takes out the speed knife.
The speed knife is a bit behind, right?
It makes the team to be more easy to deal with.
Because if you really cover the mid-laner,
it's harder to deal with the two side heroes in the team, right?
Yes.
I think they have a good composition, they don't have that much of a dream on the side lane, and they can retreat and win the solo queue.
Especially their Kanaer.
Yes, Kanaer is the same as any other Kanaer.
Or he'll relapse the Miko game.
In this case, both of them will be more comfortable in the back lane.
And I think there is a big drawback on W.
The back lane that he didn't have a 3-level support, also led to his LK's top lane to be more advantageous.
Yes, actually, the lane is added together, I think it's 1v1 and 1v2.
There's a Lulu, but the dragon is in the team, so the red team can kill the AD, kill the ELF, and it will be very difficult to get up there.
But we're going to take it down, so we can fight with Na'Vi on the way up, so that we can get the team to join the team.
So, in order to win against Na'Vi, we have to choose a dragon to come out, so that no one can fight in front of me.
Is it a long stream today? Well, we're going to do LPL into the resident evil, so it'll be pretty long.
But the game is getting better and better.
The original strategy of this game is to keep the 3rd floor safe.
Because the enemy is going to kill Kainan and Naur.
He still has a Gowen.
Or maybe he will choose a Yazuo.
What do you mean abandon WoW already? No.
On retail in WoW, I'm full biz.
Done all Mythic, all world quests.
Got all my honor for my PvP gear.
Enchant, gems, I'm ready for Mythic Zero next week.
Again, everything sorted on retail.
Well, on TBC, I did my 5's cap, I did Karahazahan, I got all my PvP gear, the only thing I'm missing from TBC is I need to farm Shattahar rep, but I'm CBA.
I'm CBA to farm Shattahar rep.
Like farming rep has to be top 10 most boring shits in the game ever, oh my god.
I saved your asses for 12 expansions.
I watched a video last night, from maybe some people have seen it.
I'll say it quick while we're early game.
Gbay99 did a video where he played Classic WoW after having never played Classic WoW for nostalgia, and it was a great video.
That was a really good video.
I don't know if anyone saw the video, but it was such a banger.
I didn't even know that the fire's brotherhood was led, well I know it was led by Edwin Van Cleef from the deadlines, but I didn't know that Stormwind betrayed him.
Bro, he taught me so much that I just didn't read the quest.
Did anyone read the quest for deadlines, bro? I didn't know I was killing Edwin Van Cleef who was betrayed by Stormwind.
I just went to Deadmines and fucking handed in the question, checked my XP bar to see if we went up a lot.
At least we should at least give the mid and Q to the top two side lines.
If we go to the top lane, we have to push to the bloodline, otherwise we won't be able to catch them.
Okay, hold Q. He don't miss.
Q and Q need a lot of health.
We need to go back to the base.
He just queued in to the wall.
Most of the freeze.
But the backdoor is going to be destroyed.
The intensity of Duel.
The bloodstains are still cut off.
Not last year, but last year.
The one in the middle of the club, the one with the most life-threatening and perverted life.
It's too bad.
The life-threatening...
Yeah, I will read the question.
The bloodstains of Yongen are all gone.
I'm thinking of leveling up an ult in the retail.
Yeah, someone came over to get you a knife and add a sequence of steps.
One of the steps is to pull out all of the blood and you suck it all back.
And then you drop the blood and it's true. He dropped it and it's fake.
In the obvious point of view, he doesn't want to help the mid-way in the big river.
He wants to help the mid-way in the big river.
I think the audience is the same.
We have an ult in the retail, but I feel like everything is calling me to play Priest,
but I don't know if I should give you a priest.
I'm going to support the big river, to make a border line
We're going to sell the road in the middle
There's only the top lane in the upper lane
They're going to buy the top lane, and support the high lane
Because you haven't taken the line in 7-8 minutes
Maybe I should play P
Oh nice flash by Gala, and nice hook by Vampire
Really nice play, they lost both their flashes though
They don't have the damage. Oh my god, why did he flash over them? Oh my god, cause he had a rat in the bush!
Surprise!
Galio no flash, Colt, Erha playing much better this game. W, Erha. Got to kill for Elk.
First blood, Weibo baby, let's get it, let's get it.
I think Weibo, Weibo, Weibo, I'm on the Weibo train, you know?
I'm seeing it. Actually, my fan like,
enjoyment wants JDG to win, but I think Weibo is with a team.
I think it'll go 5, it'll go 5 probably.
It's crazy, they first to Varus against him and then they go Unara,
One two and now the game is just lost in Botherwood.
How is Zika losing his lane so hard? Normally I see it's mega even.
First drake to WBG? Why is HongQi checking raptors when they're on drake?
Or is on Crab rather than making sure on drake?
I need to watch a while before I can be here.
Oh, it's here?
Someone said shut up, please, and ask.
Oh my god, it's A tier, Chet.
I don't know if he's on the other side of the map.
What he means is that it's A tier.
Actually, this guy's tier list is kinda trash, he put Arms Warrior in B tier, nah, that's
complete fake.
That guy is completely trolling, trying to find a bad video.
Arms Warrior in B tier, fast.
Wait, Erha's dead?
Oh, what a cleanse by Elf.
Oh, no flash. Monster ruled by Hong Q, that's my own right there.
Okay, JDG, okay.
Naka Lai Erha is having a stinker series so far.
Shaoshu is having a pretty good series so far.
I would say the fact that he can play Silent into Aurora, sit in isolation for a total of 12 minutes and then have to push pretty nice.
I don't know if that's just a matchup, but at least he played it by the book.
But the enemy is mid and bot, they just got the kill
Koreans can't be interested in League for that long, we just gotta wait it out
That's what I'm saying, you know what I mean?
Like surely after 20 years I can get more
I'm going to need more.
Surely, right? Surely. If we just stick to it?
It's the other way around in Starcraft? Well, I guess we're both very good.
It's not that I think that the answer to your question is will we ever see the team as good as 2019 G2?
The answer to the question is we won't see one team, we need to see two. I think for the region to have one strong team it needs two strong teams.
Otherwise they can't drive off each other. Like Fnatic was a big reason why G2 was good I think.
Because they just like ate off each other. If Fnatic wasn't there, G2's practice would be fucking trash.
Who the fuck are they gonna get better against?
But Fnatic hit the World Finals the year before, right? So the quality was good.
Alright, today's BPC was pretty good.
If these two were to look like this, I think the only BPC from the previous two was WGP.
Let's see if Jayce can do it.
Lendry is for Junjia.
Gala is hugging his tower from this point onwards, and he should, because there is a Nocturne and a Rel level 6 with Flash.
So even with Flash up, the graveyard is calling when they press their buttons.
So he's gonna let waves come into him, and he's gonna sit very far back.
But the CS lead, the Tonk you are saying is quite nice.
He's dead now.
Nice ult by Zyker.
Really nice ult.
good timing
well, Maokai has pressed R
nice ult by Shouhu
he's just dead or what
oh nice flash by JJ to try to get the fear, but now did it even toggle the fear?
did it even run out or?
He has Q3, or what kind of...
But he also got a Q
But the pressure on Yongwen is getting bigger and bigger
After Yongwen got a break, it's hard to play
It's a bit awkward to play on the edge
Mercedes 1-2 in QWI, I saw it
Are we back in the year of the Mercedes? Nah
Surely not right
But they were like half a second faster, it was crazy
Wait, I have a question just quickly. First then, he's in Brazil, right? Do Brazilian players play NA solo queue, or do they play Brazilian solo queue?
How bad is the thing?
They played Brazilian solo queue.
So the 10 LPL and LCK players will be on Brazilian solo queue later.
Bro, are they all just gonna get top 20 on the ladder or what?
Like what's the queue times in Brazil? Like are they gonna get some queues or is the Brazilian queue time like fucking long?
It's a one week tournament. Yeah, I know but they're gonna go there like a week earlier for fucking me.
Or like three days earlier for her for her
Wait, you're right. What the fuck
It's a one-week tournament
There's 13 best of fives and it's a seven-day tournament. Are we getting like two best of fives a day or what?
Jesus, and it starts at 2pm CET, right?
Damn.
SC again, a little cooked.
But they'll probably organize it so it works out for you.
Like they'll do the first series, they'll do like the LCK series or the LCK series,
the later series held in Euronnay.
Zika seems to be really comfortable playing this, huh?
Well, Honkyu has his mid-quest and his blade and his clicking bot.
I think he is the president of the game right now. Nice Q by Gala.
AD is turning to mid. Both mid and mid are full.
HongQ has to carry this game for AD.
He is in a monstrous spot.
I told him that the gold and gold are full.
Let's see who can come to AD. Because that means that there is a way to win.
Yeah.
Now, the game is going to be in the top lane.
It's not going to last for long.
What time is your first stand in UK? I think it starts at 1pm UK time, and it's two best of fives.
Two best of fives with breaks and intermission between series could be 10 hours of broadcast today. That's crazy.
Like it could start at 1pm or 2pm CET and finish at midnight.
That's insane though
Yeah, the game stopped in Brazil at 9 or 10 a.m. I think
Are you gonna stream it bro, we're gonna stream all the first hand hell fucking yeah, we are
I haven't seen this TKV for a long time, but now I want to find a chance to play on Weibo.
I'm going to do some pre-game content before the show starts as well.
My first end is my birthday. I'm digging 30 during first end, W.
We can't really see the difference between the two
20 minutes ago
Taliyah could catch the wave
What have you been bros close with the triple digits and single digits?
Oh W flash, he's going for it
Not enough damage
Is Nautilus just sending it here, flash hook or what?
Flash hook?
Ooh, do you have damage here?
You should, right?
Yeah, but it's MiaoKai, that big Yone timing.
Oh, what, that hit?
Jj had flash, but he didn't flash it.
Really late flash from Jj.
Great play for Jj.
Why doesn't he flash the Yone ult?
Maybe he thought it wouldn't hit.
It didn't look like it was gonna hit.
I think the team is too passive right now, so we need to give it a try
Maybe if he flashes over the barra's ult and just kills him
Cause even if he flashes, he has to connect right so he gets more autoattacks
I think it's all about the game.
Because I think we are all in the B.O.W.
We all like to see the tree.
Actually, the tree is the main character of the game.
The main character of the game is...
I don't like to see the tree.
I just want to see the tree.
Because the tree is easy to see.
The player is a hero.
The tree is very direct.
Otherwise, the whole game would be a mess.
I don't want to see the tree.
I don't want to see the tree.
I just want to see the tree.
Not a bad positioning for a JDG, which is really disruptive where they're sending.
Nice smite by Xixi Xie.
Yone ult is up now.
Gala no flash, he's just dead.
Oh my god, he pushed NAR!
What?!
Gala lives because of that?!
Did you see what the Taliyaho did?
It pushed NAR over the wall!
Did you see that what the fuck so now couldn't kill him
Which I was what and then gala survives because of that that's the most insane thing I've seen what
That's so fucking
What the fuck
What the fuck
bruh
oh that's insanity
Taliyul just pushes the mega gnar over the red buff wall
while he's debuting to kill Varus and then he can't hit him
just watch, keep your eyes in this area and watch out for Taliyul a little later
and look at gnar as well, look at Varus, okay Varus is here
he's gonna play in this bush
and he's gonna get flash engaged on, okay?
gnar, look at gnar, just watch gnar
Watch NAR, he's on NAR, yeah?
Taliyah ulted
What the fuck? Yo!
Hey!
That's my free kill!
Oh, that's silly silly.
I guess NAR did have flash, I guess maybe he could've sent it back over.
God, my hair is awful.
I have to like, why do I have to look at this fucking shi-
Is it a chrono break? No, it's not a chrono break.
They're just doing Baron with poke-varus.
What is timing for Baron is insane, but their damage is awful.
Like their damage is awful. Yone is not bad, but it's still...
Wait, it's free!
Oh my god!
Oh, he was one second off with blue orb.
What a baron timing.
I'm still discussing about the game.
If you can't win, you have to try it out.
Maybe we won the game.
So at this point, are we really a strong team?
If you're a strong team, why do you have to rely on a strong team to win?
You have to win in this kind of probability.
But the computer experience is very simple.
My point is that you have to be patient.
It's a gigabanger, by the way.
Of course, this is the end of the game.
Yeah, where's my gigabangerat, the fuck is this, you're the trio?
I feel like the jungle support top diff, this series is insane, what?
I feel like Shaoshu on the side on another reignington game, completely like...
Well, not completely, this game less so, maybe not so much top.
Maybe it's support jungle diff.
Maybe it's just support jungle.
I think HongQiu's been playing really well you know,
but I think support jungle have been playing really well around him to make him strong, you know.
HongQi almost says IU as well, shy to say.
I'm waiting for JG to throw.
Well, the good news for Weibo is JDG is quite far away if you stall, so they can at least stall, but does stalling even help Weibo when they're playing Malkai Varus?
I don't know if stalling helps that much. I guess they have Lunara which is nice, but again, I think JDG outrange and outscale.
Unless somehow Nocturne and Rell can land on Varus, but even if they do that, when he has Edge of Night,
I guess Nocturne will be breaking him.
Even if they land on Varus, I think the fight is still lost, because JDG needs to arrive first,
put something down, poke, let Varus die, shore, and then Yone just queens everyone.
I think that Zika and Xiaohu need to be the ones to carry this game. I don't think they can sit there in teamfights. I think they need to like have Taliyah push a deep wave and ult on Narside and pressure Sidenes. That's one place that they can use their global to win fights.
I have to win the game, sorry.
Apparently HongQiu just recalled.
Cancel his recall less second and TP'd, and then he just recalled the game.
I didn't see it, but apparently that just happened.
He just ran straight away.
At least find someone who can beat him. Otherwise, he will have no way out.
Anyway, YanQi is...
As long as he doesn't die.
Right? He doesn't eat the jade.
He doesn't care about it.
There's another hubi's dragon.
He's not coming back.
Oh, he TPed from top to drake and based on that.
Someone said that he was recalling and he can't sit less second and then TPed.
Okay, it's still four minutes from drake.
Yone is absolutely spiking out of his mind that they want to fight.
Like I'm looking at a Yone with a 4k gold lead.
On three items against a Seraph stopwatch Taliyah with a rod. Like that's criminal.
I guess Taliyah can never get a deep wave to help Renekton, to help Narr, because she's under tower of the Hame.
She's just honking, relax.
Maybe it's just a Baron force, it's the best way for KG.
They're slightly covering Renekton.
Like here would be a great timing to send it on Renekton.
It's 40 seconds for a Baron, but look at Renekton, he's not showing the way.
So Renekton is kinda winning the game for his team here, but not showing him.
If he walked on this wave, the entire armor getting the Avengers will land on his head,
and then the killing base will go to Nash.
But luckily that didn't happen.
And Taliyah just has to go catch this.
I think a Baron's stat is great, because Taliyah is showing top now, Renekton can
snatch this next wave if he wants, I think he can step on this wave because Baron's
I think they can just set up saplings here, throw virus kills, and they get one good chunk
they can start to burn.
I think Wehbo can engage if you want to, but we're just going, that's an awful engage
in this.
Like that Urha engage was trash.
Vice-engaging on a Maokai, and Yunara split as well.
Like Yunara, Elka probably said I'm three items, we can fight, fuck it, why not?
It won't get any better.
And the Urha just sent it on a Maokai.
Oh my god, Yoni just two-shopped him in the nuker.
Oh, big gnarled, but still losing, right?
Close. Really close.
He's out of here, they get baron, they base to go drake, Ben, Erha is fucking inting man,
this series, I feel like the rest of them are really picking up the pieces, you know.
I think it was really tricky right when you're 4v5 and your team's all fighting skirmishes.
It's not easy to traditionally do a very good spot.
Alright, I think against AL I think Urha was playing pretty good, you know?
But Urha was mostly on range supports, as far as I remember.
Maybe he's just not comfortable on Rally or something.
He has 9 games of Relinus career and he has a 30% win rate, shi-
Zika is really strong.
But it doesn't matter.
I guess JDG's entire gold lead is this young, but he's not easy to kill.
Gala has 700 games in the LPL.
Yeah, I guess the LPL plays a lot of games.
That's like 10 years of everything? Yeah, well, more like 12.
Actually, no.
I don't know how many games only see has a year.
I'm not sure if it's the third time in a long time, 700 times
It's been 26 years
55 if you're top
55 if you're top, what do you mean?
That means 14 years of LPL
I mean it kind of checks out that he's played 7 years and LPL is probably double the games of LPL right?
I don't know if MS4 will win or not
At that time, red blood, crying blood, and...
It's only counting LPL, right? Doesn't count as international Zor?
Last year, I think the overall overall was the same as Faker, XIYI, and Shui
Well, old Weibo, JG have to do really his way for great
And nobs tweak too hard, because there is 1k gold on the mid jungle kind of
And if you Nara gets that one pick on, big problems.
Content next week will probably be like, everything you need to know about first-end, classic casual video, team tier lists, player tier lists, and that's it.
For our YouTube videos.
Yeah, I'm talking about YouTube content. I'm not stream content.
I've just mentioned that the Frenchman is not here yet.
He needs to go to France to get some damage.
But now WG at least has a lot of capital.
It's a huge defense system.
But what's the change in that situation?
It's a huge progress.
The first one is that he can't change anyone.
And then he can't go in.
Well, you don't have that in base now.
We just need to stop the Frenchman from getting hurt.
The best thing is that WG pulled out the left side.
Well, maybe I'll compare it. Maybe. It's just so impossible though.
The Yone does insane damage. The Malka is so tanky. They have GA, they have Nord-less holds.
Oh, he has to get through so much to get a teamfight win here.
I think they are going to the field. They are going to the field.
Weibo is a very difficult situation.
There are a lot of enemies coming to the field.
There are a lot of enemies in the grass.
And the red QID is here.
You can't find any enemies.
But the big problem is that you can't find any enemies in the back.
Yeah, you haven't been there yet.
But I think it's a model.
You really want to...
You know our items.
Maybe you can carry.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Small 10.
I can't even get in range
They're getting cooked alive
Zika has to send it somehow
2k kill the Lord at the top
Nice, nice by Galar
Wait, they pinned the kill for Galar?
No, someone stole it
Quadra kill for Galar though?
Nope, that's not stolen too
Fuck's sakes
Yeah, I think Urha, and I mean mostly Urha needs to like wake up, it's like it's always
a snowball effect.
Your support gets gapped, which makes it so your jungle gets fucked, and if your support
jungle are fucked, your mid lane is absolutely cooked, and if support jungle mid are fucked,
and your ADs put behind by default like...
JDG 2.0 up is big.
Really big.
One game away from first hand for HongQ
and Junjiya to rock up back.
Rock up back to first hand
CFO boys are fighting for an LPL final here. That's message
Jurex
That's amazing
All right, we're playing a little bit of slay the spar too while we're waiting for the next game giving the game a world
It's pretty fun so far
Draw three cards you cannot battle trans is pretty good, isn't it battle trends, especially considering I have the um
First time you lose HP each combat draw three cards upon pick up game two potion slots the
effects of your cost x cards are increased by two.
Okay well that's kind of armaments I could get armaments if you're exhausted this card
this turn gain energy
maybe i just get the puzzle
does it get the puzzle or what?
oh yeah, card removal service
i should just get rid of a strike, right?
I'm gonna buy a regen potion as well.
more team strength? What?
Why do I get three blocks of dinner? Oh, because I have plating. Ah, yeah.
DDDDDDDDDD
Bro this bird swoop was so OP or what?
Looser HP gained 2 energy applied to bubble?
The whirlwind is kinda nice actually.
Whirlwind is kinda...
What the fuck is that?
Negates 1 debuff.
Block it up. Wait, what the fuck is this mob by the way? It's useless or what?
too strength. Is two of them worth it though? Is having two in flames good?
All right should I rest? I should probably rest.
All right first boss in Slay the Spire too. Is there any tanks I set? The next nine times
Phantom loses HP, he only loses 1 HP instead. What the fuck?
5 times. I got double in flame off though which is pretty big. I need Pyre though. 27 damage.
What?
What?
All right, I go through it
Oh my god, this is gonna hurt like fuck.
He only uses one HP instead.
Oh my god, man.
Do I really have to use bird swoop?
Nice battle trance big nice armaments big do I draw strength here I think I draw energy
What? He doesn't die to that? Are you kidding?
Easy clap, Sally beats the boss. Transform all attacks into your hand, into giant rock.
16 damage oh my god demon form wait where's my etem what why can't I choose an
etem I don't get it a puppet has arrived can you check on your father I'm too
tired if you end your turn with unspent energy gain an additional two energy
next turn pale suit move five cards from your deck after each combat randomly
add one back upgraded. Let's all return and draw one additional card.
Energy is used. If you have one energy, you have to get two at the roof. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know what to get. There's two, three. Yeah, it's probably the safest.
Bugs
6-12-18
Shy salmon I need more energy try this fucking rolling them rats
I don't need block
What? He didn't die? That rat on the right?
There is a colossal flower growing atop a mountain of bones as it's color-
color-shaking feathers of pulsates you sense there is a powerful cluster of pollen in the center
where the undulating petals are razor sharp.
You could grab some of the golden nectar, but reaching into prize is so tempting.
You could grab some of the golden nectar, but you could go deeper. Let's go deeper.
You push past the layer of rage up petals. Go even deeper.
The tingling turns into a throbbing weakness is pushed on. This flower wants to eat me. Why did I
go into it? The Polyneus Core. Every four turns draw two additional cards.
fuck it give me 13 damage a
me go face wait I had one more thing left oh my god
Oh
Barrowed fuss
Shields up Sally
Wait, how do I get him out of there? I got to get him out of there, bro
Let's go to the shop what you got for me ah
Ah-ha!
I thought of your second turn gain energy.
I thought of each elite combat star was true strength.
Wait, candelabra is fucking busted, isn't it?
What do you mean no barricade? What do you mean about no barricade?
What are you saying no barricade? What?
Skip the barricade. Oh, card? You talking about cards still?
Rats.
Why are they shaking?
That's 8 damage 2 times.
Fuck me, man.
This is annoying as shit. I feel like I've got no block in my build.
How long till the game starts?
A little bit, a little bit it starts in a little bit.
Oh my god.
Seven damage.
You're lying.
I guess I could strength it up, but how much does strength multiply your damage dealt?
If I play too strength, is it enough damage?
I guess I could upgrade as well.
Let's rat-stop shaking.
I should have played in Flame, it's a better RNG.
Why do I have so much shit in my inventory?
Deal 10 damage, roll 2 cards, gain 1...
Oh my god, yes!
Shrug it off my goat.
This enemy intends to attack for 22 damage.
The first time infected Prism attacks, damage, gain...
turn the attacker gains energy. Oh my goodness. 100 HP is in a hit for 22 damage. I think we
gain 2 strength, put 5 block at place in this tank to damage. Fuck, do we go demon form?
I think we do. Fuck it, we're scaling.
We are scaling.
Oh my god, we are mega scaling.
Oh my god, we are mega scaling.
GG, I'm busted as fuck now.
I have no attacks in my inventory. Nice.
Nice, I have no effects in my inventory.
He's going to do 26 damage to me.
I should have vulnerableed him.
Oh my god, I'm trolling.
Ah, shi-se.
He's gonna hit me for 26.
I could have killed him actually if I- Ha-ha!
Every time you play 3 attacks in a single turn, game 4 blocks, W.
Deal 6 damage, draw cards until you draw a non-attack card.
Deal 9 damage, increase his cards damage by 5,
this comma, gain 12 blocks whenever you attack this turn.
Deal 4 damage back.
Flame barrier.
Is that good, flame barrier?
Is that good chat?
Middle one.
Uh...
God my build is too much, I need more energy in my build, it's too much scaling.
He's gonna 20 damage me, right Miel?
I think we just do that in the holy day.
Ooh, it's tempting to just fucking unleash a whirlwind here.
Wait, if I play this and I play whirlwind, do I get block per hit? Probably, right, surely.
I didn't. This game's fucking bugged.
So I have the damage in my... I think I do.
Oh my god, I'm short by one!
Shits!
That's useless.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Wait, this is kinda cool if you think about it.
This is kind of good if you think about it.
BOOM!
Sally!
Whenever you add a card to that game 15 gold, what the fuck is that that's useless?
I kind of want to take the safe path right now, bro this game just trolls me or what like it does to stroll me
All right, boot it up
Yeah.
After the fight, they lost the game and now they are fighting against the enemy.
They are fighting against the enemy.
I'm surprised. I mean, I'm best I should come out now.
But I'm surprised I'm best I hasn't been touched for three games or two games.
I really think I'm best I have to play here.
I'm gonna pick up the investment for the wolf
I'm gonna buy a 4-1 version
Because like Jax has banned, Poppy has banned, Renekton has out
Like, Ambessa is just god-tier right now, isn't it?
It's like the sword is really strong
It's not as strong as the weapon
Yeah, the enemy's damage is not that high
Surely it's a tarbi, Ambessa has banned, right tarbi?
I'm gonna ban the wolf
The wolf will release the...
He doesn't ban it
He doesn't ban it. Bro, it's broken right now. What's Tabe's plan in Turbessa? Is it Gwen or what?
Oh, he gets Ab's Seraphine, it's a straight. That's why he bans Jarvan.
Ooh, that's quite good actually, that's quite good. I mean they still have Lulu open, so they could play Lulu Lane,
and Nami's also open, so they could play Lush and Nami, Cork and Nami.
So he needs to be thinking ahead here on what a stirrup it is
Yeah, they could go Jinbar, Kortinami, Lushanami
Achilles, Lulu, there's loads of bot lanes open
What is he gonna go Zahen here or what? Is that the play? Flex it?
There's no engage left really. Vi's out, Nocturne's out, Jarvan's out. They have Mbessa, Maokai's gone
There's no fucking... I mean there's Ornn I guess
I think Zahin on 3 works. I think Wukong on 3 works actually.
I think Mundo on 3 is okay if you have the right champs, but Yone is out.
I think Wukong and Zahin were the best for sure.
Now, I think Ari is the most OP champ in the game right now.
So I think like Ari on floor is quite nice for JDG here
Leblanc, Ben is good. Yeah, it's so cold
Cassiopeia, where would you put Cassiopeia?
I'm not sure about this yet
I don't think there's a chance
I'm going to watch this game
Any and LeBlanc out
R is the most OP champion in the game
I think Wave will ban it
Or JG will ban it if they don't want to play it themselves
But I think it fits their comp
I actually think pivoting here
to expect an R.E.Ban and banning a top to blind top on 4
might be better than picking mid
they ban the theory like if Xiaoshu is confident my Gwen's open like here I
wouldn't mind Gwen ban into Ornn on 4 for example and like if they go on
best of top they go on best of top and then count pick mid because if ari
ban comes out and if ari is open they just pick ari on 4 and you can look for
TF actually here oh they ban TF so they want them to pick Ari so they pick Sylas
into it but would they pick with with Shahu really play Sylas into Ari on
four here so my thought was Gwen ban then they ban TF then you could go
Or you could blind Ornn on 4 and count pick mid.
He's blinding Jorak top.
What?
So Jorak counters are Irelia, Mordekaiser, Shogath.
I think these are like solid counters.
Oh Pantheon's open. What the fuck?
Pantheon and Aries slammed.
Okay, Lissandra thoughts?
Akali is kind of fun, yep.
Hmm, Waybo's champs are quite strong.
But JDG has some good answers.
I don't know how top matchup goes.
Ooh, the Mel is quite good actually. I like that Mel, Ashe, Seraphine, Chills.
Chills.
Shut up and add to film, but I don't think you have enough sub-channel to want to backflipping
into the kitchen.
I have to add to my add-to-game because I don't know you won't get adds for first-end either,
much love.
I like that Melty.
If Pantheon rushes in, if both of them rush in, it's a problem for Han's team to deal with it. Because if you don't, you won't be able to counterattack.
Look at the gold, this game is so good like the previous game.
This game is actually the best champion in the top lane.
Because we really don't know how to get into the game.
But this game, I think the task of the game should be as hard as possible.
We all don't come here to steal the wolf.
If you want to come here, you have to protect your defense.
Because it's true that playing wolf is a good game.
Pantheon is easily caught
Yeah, Pantheon has a lot of influence
This Jiejie is actually quite big in the 5th round
Look at their high damage
He needs to go to the next round
He needs to go to the next round
He will push the side lane
He will see how Pantheon comes into the attack
and how ZZG comes to defend
If T1's comp, yeah, I mean
Ashe, Seraphine, Mel together is quite good
if you have front line
You can't take too much pressure
Because he took a lot of pressure in the last round
His team line is a bit...
It's hard to carry
I'm kind of hungry.
I'm hungry.
Wait, apparently, breaking news.
I don't want to distract him again.
Apparently, Top Esports's head coach Poppy has confirmed that Naiu admitted that he
matchfixed every game Tess lost in playoffs.
He says, do you know how good this guy is?
If you want to win, you can win.
If you want to lose, you can lose too.
This makes me really upset.
Think about our results.
How far could we have gone if he didn't matchfix?
I can't even imagine it.
It makes me really upset.
They admitted that every game we lost in playoffs he matchfixed.
What?
And how many games the top esports lose in playoffs?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Every game they lost he matchfixed? That's what he's saying?
Oh
That's what the coach said, right
It's sad that he's really that good that he just ruined his career over.
They're kinda stuck here.
They're gonna have to both flash out towards Wukong and W, I guess.
Wait, why aren't they forcing...
What?
Why aren't they forcing Seraphine Flash?
What?!
They just walk away?
What?!
HongQi was miles away.
They should at least just walk at Seraphine for two seconds with an Ari Charmin, make her flash.
Maybe they had a bad timing on Mel.
Mel was not even TPing it.
They probably had a bad mail timing. Well, this Yorick matchup looks insane, or what the fuck, Zika's getting blasted.
I feel like I'm going to pull over and wait for the monkey to hit me, right?
And then the support is going to give me a flash, and then I'm going to go up.
In the middle of the road, there must be a flash coming for me.
Red Q, come over here and get the TP.
The support team is going to protect you.
His matchup is really insane. He's going to get half of his HP, but he's going to go back.
I wonder if Bessa is going to make the first tunnel.
He's going to give you a little bit of movement.
Right now, the version is faster.
At least two or three times faster.
I guess it's Jorak's advantage from the bottom.
I think it's better to use it for the moment.
I'm guessing it has a 48% advantage against Jorak.
I need a spiritual leader to stand out.
At this point, the leader has to...
Who is the opponent?
But standing out is the kind of guy who can control me.
Or he can come and kill me.
I want to stand out.
46% in the L1mk.
They are too young to be able to fight
There is a 10-star pressure on the enemy in the bot lane
They are dead
Oh, the enemy is not dead yet
They are almost dead
Have you done carries on the speak? I have, yes
I mean, 30 seconds, sorry, I'm keeping a clean record
kind of heat up food okay Lila big Lila I go wait for five seconds check the food
and boom what is this they try to lane gank bot and then shall who counter gank it or what
who was counter ganking who
Shabu just roamed down? Wait, is that it? I thought someone would have vision on someone, because Wukong looked like he was laying against me bot or what.
Oh, what a reflect! Wait, it's a kill, no? Boom! What?! Jesus! What a reflect! Did he walk in front of the minion? He was trying to charm or what?
What the fuck was that meld damage? It looks like he's doing insane damage.
All he has is an end-tome.
I think he was reflecting... I think Xiaohu was charming a minion or some shit.
This line up is actually a bit boring
The five of them have already lost their line up
Thank you, there are six levels
Sparky 12 would win that
Sparky?
I don't know why they didn't get the kill
So Xia Lu and Xiaohu
They actually made up their own money
But they couldn't get the kill
Actually, it's like this
You have to fight the pressure when you come back
He lost a lot of money
It's hard now
50 gold
I don't know
I think this is the most necessary
Where's the replay set? I don't see a replay of the bot or the mid-lane.
The reds?
Flash Q?
Yeah.
Haha.
Spectator bugged with Flash Q and just killed him.
I think Flash Q is like such a...
It's like the bell curve theory isn't it?
Anyone in bronze would Flash Q.
Anyone in like super high elo probably wouldn't Flash Q because they expected to Flash Q.
And then in pro play it's like, hmm, whether Flash Q is kind of low elo to Flash Q, will I die?
Maybe he will kill me, but I'll probably think that he won't, because it's a bit too, like, simple to play.
And then Yorick just brain-off to flash Q dead.
He timed it with Ambesa Q. Really? Did he time his flash Q so that when Ambesa Qed, he couldn't W or what?
Okay, that accounts for playing mid there with the Pantheon.
It's a long pressure.
Now, if you're going to use your ultimate,
you'll feel like you're going to lose a lot of pressure.
In the next few seconds...
Diamond plus a zero in solo queue is a 44% rate.
Like that champ...
That champ is...
It's just undalancable in solo queue.
All three walls are going to be destroyed.
They're going to be destroyed.
They're going to be destroyed.
They're going to be destroyed.
They're going to be destroyed.
Wait, did you steal one?
Yes, I did.
He's going to be destroyed next time.
This is not a flash, right?
Wait, what did JJ just do?
He just gave it to me.
I haven't played for a long time. I've been raising my hands. I haven't played for a long time.
I want to practice.
He just flashed out.
Why did you play with Q?
It's really hard to play with Q.
Q can play with Q.
Hmm
That's how I'm not
I have a 20-second window 7
But I'm not going to press it
Because I'm going to be cold for more than 20 seconds
Blast going in flash out
Yeah, he's a level down JJ, sadly
Sure
If they find a chance to look for a double kill, or a small teamfight, they won't have a chance to counter the line.
Because the right side won't trade with you for that kind of death.
But the hero, besides the wolf, the right side is still a relatively small teamfight.
Let's switch positions.
Well, he comes to the safe, and he's gonna canta again, because recall is not that bad.
Oh, he got it off?
That's criminal, the JTG that invades there on a ward.
That is criminal.
That Corky should be stuck under the tower right now, calling for help.
I found the barrier.
I found the barrier every time I found the drone.
I'll give the top half a small group a small group.
Yeah, don't look at top.
Pantheon will be safe.
Pantheon is a little to the left.
But that was here. She just did that.
Okay, top is kind of safe.
Looks like JDG don't even have a cross-map in that place.
Shadowtip is back in touch with it.
Wukong is...maybe it's a dive or what?
Oh, he missed the route.
They get raptor to that player, I guess, and RET this.
Azirka is so back in the game.
No flash no ult
Oh my god, Junjia, respect
Respect
I don't even know what to do with this B-Face, you can use it as a B-Face
Well, it's shaping up to be won
But Erha is having a good game in this game, so the game is a hundred times more stable than the last game
Even though Ren's not the one who took the Zhikas, Zhikas are at least not you, I was able to fight with you
It's been a while since I've played with the Shijun, I've helped him deal with it
But I can't see the mid lane anymore
Why did you make it louder?
Games getting a bit closer, volume increase.
It's just the drill.
Yeah, after the series is going to play already none.
and weibo get their second rake, it will be messy
I don't know how to skip this Namiul reflected. Oh, good engagement here surely. Maybe it's
terrible. Oh, the flash bubble, big side step. Oh, the pan genle is monstrous. W. Nice
play by Weaver there. Nice re-engaging. I thought the Wukong engage was solid, but
Tanks and a thrash
Double kill for Eltsnil?
Did he have Q up?
Could Erhan not save him there bro?
Was he too far?
I mean there's no replay so I actually don't know
Elk playing like a psycho
Elk does so much here. His positioning is so good I think. Like he is in such a good position
It's really pretty.
This is the U.S. military base.
It's used to be a Luda.
It's been used for two years.
It's been used for two years.
It's smooth here.
It's smooth here.
It's the time when the Empire is designated.
The damage is really good.
What happened to someone from Mexico?
They get perma banned.
They got killed.
What?
Yeah, because I saw a red Q that killed him.
When did he die?
So I was told by the enemy to kill him.
When did he die?
EQ or R.
What? He died? EQ or R?
It's a bit of a shock.
Just a LuDen, right?
Did you see that?
EQ or R is dead.
What the fuck?
Why is it always the junglers that do the shady stuff?
It's probably because the junglers can decide the game a lot more than every other role.
If you're match fixing, you probably need the jungler to do it.
If your support is match fixing, it's gonna take a lot of work to get that game to be a loss, you know?
If your mid-layer is match fixing, it's gonna be too obvious.
Like if HongQiu started getting solo killed by Xiaohun going down 50 CS, I'd be a bit sus.
But with jungle, all you have to do is miss a few spells, not gank any lanes, give them drakes.
It's gonna be easier to hide.
What do you mean, casual sausage? What the f**k?
Cajal Roll Swaps, the jungle sausage.
Yeah, Mr. Cue Smite, Smite's in the champion.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die
Chat, we can start normalizing being bad, okay? I was bad
I couldn't win, I wasn't match fixing, okay?
You don't have to fucking...
I mean, I think I was pretty good!
I wasn't bad
Is that it? I have to admit that I was bad or admit the matrixing? That's it. That's the only thing you're giving me here.
I think he's good.
One more.
Flash flash.
Good flash.
If we don't flash, we're out of EQ.
We can't even get a few more.
Let's try to be strong.
Weibo, we can move quickly.
If we can, we'll have to take the next wave.
We have to take the next wave.
We have to take the next wave.
Don't let go of the mid lane.
The wave hasn't hit.
The wave hasn't hit.
The wave hasn't hit.
I think it's the best team to fight.
The wave has been knocked down.
The wave has been knocked down.
The wave has been knocked down.
It's just looking at them.
No reflect.
No reflect.
Nice R from Seraphine.
The R flash was clean.
Just clipped him.
He's got big damage.
Elk is so 1v9.
Like I cannot describe how completely 1v9 he is in this fight.
It's disgusting.
He's frontlining, damage dealing, peeling, engaging.
He's assassinating.
He's everything in this fight.
Oh my god.
Stop inting him, please stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
Come on now!
Please save Elf, someone save Elf, this is disgusting.
This is disgusting, I feel so bad for him.
He played that fight like he was 6 champion and he still lost it.
I'm going to fight him.
I'm going to fight him.
Little fire.
I'm going to fight him.
He has two lines.
That means he can get out of this fight.
The dragon can do a dragon.
Yes, the dragon can do a dragon.
He has a weapon, so annoying.
The monkey is not here.
The monkey can do a heavy fight.
He is afraid of taking too long.
He's still a bit strong in the middle of the fight.
Just look at Elk this fight. He is everyone's role.
From this point on, he's just single-handedly carried the fight.
They just wait to know actually they have Yorak to be seen.
You should have seen my Pantheon jet, holy.
It wasn't that well-themed.
My Pantheon, my Kiana.
What the f**k is Homestuck doing?
He's frontlining on Mel with no flash.
Two big kills to WBG.
What about Baron?
What about Baron?
What about Baron?
What if you stop facing good Baron after his...
What about a Baron?
What about a Baron?
You have Zika TP.
Big play by Zika as well.
Big plays.
I don't think so.
You just have to push.
You just have to push.
No, I don't think so.
I think the advantage is big, 2-0, and the advantage is that you want to directly cross the line, and chase the enemy too deep in the other side.
That's a bit of a delay.
That already showed the victory to us.
That is crazy damage, by the way.
Relaxing the game.
I'm best so it could go crazy here
I want to press it be scared
Oh my god, you missed some vessels oh my god all the way but it's walked into a metal
What the fuck was that positioning from the support jungle? Eh?
What?
We were able to walk in and wish everything and die.
How is Wable getting 3-0ed?
I have replayed that fight.
No. Big win.
They are all three games.
They only gave the game a lot of food.
Yes.
When the game started to get better,
they took down Nanjue.
But when they were pushing and pushing,
they gave the game a chance again.
It feels like they are going to win the grand final.
Yes.
Our Lin Han-ge
can't get to the end.
Yes.
They didn't give you so much freedom.
I don't want to be that guy but like maybe I'm gonna sound like a hater but
like this this series from erha was the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in
He was playing super far back, he was playing way more like reliable, he was playing way more like low death, more econ. I don't know if I'm a hater, but that series was fucking vile.
He was completely useless this whole series.
Every fight he played, he was like nami ulting into mel reflects, flash bubbling in bad spots, not connecting to fights, like his lane phase was awful in half his champ.
There are 3 players who participated in the first year, and the 2nd year is still on the stage
Alright hold on
JDG locks first then though
I'm sorry, I should have been a bit more positive about JDG
I think JDG this series
For me, their jungle support is heavy outperformed
And their drafting was really good
Tabe at first then is great
For me, a big reason why JDG has been winning all their games
I think their drafts have been really good
Oh, that's too much, sorry
I think their drafts have been really good
I think the AL series and the BLG series even, and now in the Waybo series
I think there was one draft in the BLG series I didn't like
Uh, well this one was unwinnable that it's got mega-drafted
This one. Game 4 and 5, I think they got kind of clapped in drafts for SPLG.
But game 1, 2, 3, I thought their drafts were really good.
I think against AL, their drafts were really good.
Overall, I think, big, big, big pace to their jungle sports, their drafting, and Honkyu has been stepping up.
I don't know if it's recently or not, but I feel like Honkyu has been a lot stronger in the series.
I can't describe, I mean we went to this already, but I can't describe how fucking vile this is, by the way. This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable. Actually straight up unbelievable. Like how many...
How many win traders are there in the LPL?
Like seriously, at this point it can't even be like a meme.
Because fine, he got caught. He got caught doing it in playoffs.
Now what about regular season?
There are a lot of teams, 17 teams, there are 100 games a week or some shit, it's crazy.
And then there was a post by ICON who said that it's running rampant through the LPL already.
I think it was from this Twitter account somewhere.
What, they're from you or not? I thought you had it.
Icon says there's too many matchfix in the LPL, including my former teammates. It's the same old topic.
I told Tencent employees to investigate. I was ignored. They have a group to investigate, but they don't do anything but check your phone.
So what does that even do? I was really mad.
Like, how fucking deep does this hole go?
crazy business bro
the fact that he just straight up admits it
he admits to matchfixing every game they lost every game
that's six games he threw in playoffs
2-10, 1-4, 2-4, 4-4, 2-6, 4-6, 1-5, 2-4, these are the games that he's throwing, you know.
And the games that he's winning, he's just fucking frying.
11-1, 13-2, or you know...
Like, it's disgusting. Like, look at this game. He's playing Skarner, right?
Against Jinx, Yorick, and they have two tanks that are supported. A 1-3 Galio and a 5-2 Mundo.
He built Spirit Visage into Spectre's Cal in Merc Treads.
He went zero armor scarner against a full crit six item Jinx and a Yorick like
You you like that's crazy
He's building two spirit besages
And I'm happy like it's come to light that he's been win-trading right that he's gonna get punished for it
But bro, this is like this is like he he does the fucking crime and he stands at the scene of the crime
You know
And like some of the plays he was doing in that game
Like just that game alone some of the plays he was doing is like it's like self-report levels, you know, I'm here
I'm here. I'm here
And 369 after they lost the series, defended Naiu.
He defended him.
Bro is just driving around dying.
Like look he's running back in.
You see that?
Like.
I just can't prove it.
Like what?
Don't give Jinx a reset. Okay. I will flash in
Like
Like how deep is this fucking hole, man
Crazy
I'm just surprised because it's like, okay, he win traded the scarner game
But he admits to win trading every game every game
Like that's we're not even fucking like every game
That's crazy business, crazy business.
What will happen to him?
I mean he'll get permanently banned from competitive play.
I don't know what the law is in China about match fixing but I'm sure it's probably
legal but I don't think Milky Way went to jail did he did Milky Way go to jail I
don't know if he'll go to jail I don't think there is like I don't think he'll
go to jail he'll just get banned
is it true that everyone's max for seeing LPL well it's a very bold claim to
say that everyone's match fixing so no I don't think everyone's match fixing
But I definitely think there's probably a lot of match fixers or match fixes that have gone under the radar
like probably a lot
over the years
Icon says all of my ex teammates are win trading
He was on LNG and Billy Billy LNG 2021
what? LP, bro, I remember LP. I don't understand, why do you say November 2021 to November 2021?
I don't get it. Did they just fucking kick their whole team or what?
How do they have like four players, five players signed for one day?
Did they just sign them for like the Masia Cup or something? No, but the Masia Cup in December, how does that make sense?
Okay
Icon's talking as I asked that man was a fraud since late OMG
What do you mean is a fraud, what do you mean he's like an inter-order?
Raz it just sounds like you fucking hate him because he was inting.
Were you suspect of him, Raz?
Were you suspect?
Were you thinking, wait a minute, wait a minute.
My Romeo, Romeo, I'm gonna head to toe.
Alright, JDG and BLG at MSI. Kind of nice actually.
So, all we need now is BLG to win the title.
So we can get the PogChamp matchups.
MSI. Bro, why do I keep saying MSI? First end, first end, first end.
What do I keep saying, MSI?
Sorry, I'm buying,
I'm buying Resident Evil right now.
Wait, I can't leak the address. I've leaked my address too many times
How big is the game?
80 Gigs? You're serious or what? 80 Gigabytes?
What the fuck?
My dance for all days.
Okay, it's downloading now.
Bro, that's crazy. I wonder what, I mean, I don't even need to wonder.
I mean, Riot, bro, I feel like Riot just needs to do a massive, a massive win trade investigation.
Massive.
How do you how do you even do that? Because you're not allowed to invade personal privacy, right?
So how do you how do you monitor win trade without?
How do you monitor? How do you do it?
How do you monitor win trade?
Remember what happened to the VCS? How did they do the VCS one?
Because in VCS they did an investigation they found like 50 people who were win trading
Crazy business how many people are in trading?
Alright, Resident Evil won't take too long to download. It will take about 5 minutes.
What you have to do, I guess, is you have to go undercover. You have to pretend to be a wing trading like criminal
and be like, I need you to wing trade for me.
and then you need to sniff to see if they do it undercover.
You have to be a spy.
As I can say, when's the next Nuzlocke with Connor?
Probably sometime next week.
They analyze the betting statistics, okay?
And what's the conclusion of the analysis?
you know we haven't watched in a while we haven't watched Daily Dose in
forever like we straight up have not watched Daily Dose in forever
hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
I found this store in China and it's crazy everything is like extra large
All the packaging is extra large.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Is it 80% air?
Rolled.
What? How did you do that?
Please buy car, I need my drugs.
He only had one chance to make it.
His grandparents locked themselves in a room and needed help getting out.
Your rescue has arrived.
Oh my god.
Oh
Is this considered bullying
Okay, doesn't that happen to every fucking every fucking pet you have that is follow you to the toilet I
Would really love to try this
What is that's real
Oh, she bowed.
This robot is helping to shovel the snow from the roads.
W-W-W-Butt?
But he's just putting it on the road, isn't he?
Can he go any faster?
No truck ever.
Nice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's still going, it's still...
Just open.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, you can have a crazy transition here, couldn't you?
Oh, what what you're just gonna miss or what
what the fuck what is the ball what is the club have a hole in it why is that oh shit
21
What I hear stay this far yo brother
Wait, where is it attached to
Help you
Damn
I've never seen such an angry volcano before.
The end of the world.
As you know it, Potter.
So this must be where they got the car horn sound from.
We are not dead, just sleeping.
Wait, now it makes sense!
What the fuck?
Well, that's dangerous, no?
Wait, he kinda smurfed it.
What the fuck just happened? What is XQC doing now, bro? What is he doing?
Channel air is off. Vacuum?
Give her the old spin. My juicer.
just like that oh yeah oh my god don't do it don't do it don't do it
so apparently we have robot dog firefighters now robot dog firefighters
run run run run run run
Wait a minute, wait a minute, one of them has been to an applebee's in the last 2 months.
Because those are my fingers.
Recognize those?
Rats
They must have booked the emergency exit experience
What the fuck?
Gremlin?
What?
Cute cat!
Oh
Oh Frank once you see it you can't unsee it
See what
What let me see the fastest rap in New York City
Damn, okay.
Me when the order time doesn't matter.
My co-worker.
Wait a minute.
He's just living his life, man.
What is it looking at?
I'm going to go toilet and get my coffee and then we're going to lock him in the trap.
It's almost down there, give me two secs.
Too much sauce!
No one is excluded from this family for being different.
A blood moon appeared over San Francisco.
I have never seen a hummingbird's tongue before.
I
The fuck you just do
Hey w cat
This is a really insane collection.
I'm one of the world's largest four leaf clover collectors in the world.
Hands down.
The largest four leaf clover collector?
Man, come on man.
I do this full time.
So he's lucky as fuck or what?
I made ice coffee at home and it's been giving me this angry face this whole time
with the ice.
I think it's telling me I shouldn't be drinking this.
with the ice?
This guy has made loads of amazing underwater sculptures.
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, you're chilling.
What?
How does he put it under the water?
Wait, that's massive.
How does he do that?
Like a crane or what?
...
Chad, you say question mark but it's hard.
How do you get it in the water? Too heavy!
It's blind.
OOOH!
Blindfolded!
Wha-
You built it underwater. Oh wait...
It's that though. Caps here is it made his own remote-controlled lights which look in whatever direction he is looking
No, that sounds kind of that sounds kind of useless not my life
I'm so excited to get on this slide. It's awesome. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah
I knew that was coming why is it funny it's not funny
what are they doing I can't park there mate
You can't park there, mate!
Hey, this is gonna give me nightmares.
Then don't marlin' me!
Oh, for fuck's sakes!
What?!
He went to buy new boots and lost the ones he came in that's gonna be that's gonna be happy. Must have put the flu on it
No, I don't have it
Yo, help
These are identical twins and the seal has no idea what's going on
That is yeah, this video are you being enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon very soon
All right, that's time
It's time
First play through blind
Resident Evil Requiem? Wait, what's it called? Resident Evil Requiem, right?
Resident Evil Requiem. Should we turn the lights off or what?
Oh my god.
This is full pace.
Now I can't see my controller.
The fuck is this?
Chai, is it better mouse and keyboard or controller?
all the lights off, what do you mean all the lights? Should I turn off my my my green light?
I can't turn off the sun.
My controller's not working. Should I use mouse and keyboard? Is mouse and keyboard fine to use?
Audio device headphones voice language English
or Japanese or do English we're doing this really English adjust until the pattern is
no longer visible. Adjust until the pattern is no longer visible.
Night! Adjust until the screen to your preferred brightness.
Adjust the rectangle to match the size of your screen.
Resident Evil offers the ability to change the camera's perspective.
Recommend to use first person camera when playing the game is great and hence the horror elements. Would you like to change the clip?
Chat, yes or no?
The following can be- chat!
Please enter your age, for fuck's sakes.
stop saying holy fuck i'm not 30 yet i'm not 30 yet
not 30 yet not yet turn the light up a little bit more
Is that better?
Okay, this game's gonna bang.
I'm excited, I'm excited.
Wait, why is it lagging in the mouse or what?
Prioritized performance or quality chat?
I have 1490.
or a performance change revisions proud as well yes okay they what the fuck
it is random check my PC or what is there anything I should change before we
begin
Motion blur off?
Where the fuck is motion blur?
Where's motion blur?
Oh, there it is, off.
Where's V-sync?
There is no V-sync.
Okay.
Should we just max out everything?
Okay, here we go.
Turn on subtitles.
I have subtitles on.
Subtitles are on.
Someone said I need to change the third person for Grace.
Are you serious or what?
Okay, casual relax while enjoying the story in puzzles balanced state of suspense conscience
Classic or modern
Classic
Okay, let's begin. Everyone lock in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the lag, lag, lag.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, was the stream lagging there?
There you go.
Is the stream lagging or not?
Sorry.
Yes?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
stream lagging a little bit, hold up.
Oh my god.
Wait a minute.
Maybe we can't go max graphics.
Maybe we can't go max graphics.
The PC is not liking that.
Where is ray tracing?
Okay, last question.
Just turn off ray tracing.
Yeah, I think capping frame rates good as well.
I think we'll do normal ray tracing, yeah.
And then I think we'll be fine.
I'm wondering if I should go full screen. Oh, there's no full screen
Okay, let's try that that save
Okay, let's try that
Let's see if the the PC likes I'm gonna keep moving see if I'm like
Well, it looks like I'm not liking Triton.
Are you good at horror games?
Bro, horror games fuck me up.
Horror games fuck me up.
I wouldn't say I'm good at it.
I know you can be good at horror games.
I'm not very good at being scared, you know.
I want to pay attention to the story, because I've played a few Resident Evil games,
But I don't know the gist of the Resident Evil stories.
I don't know the main story of it all.
Is this a follow up from last game or what?
Raccoon City Locked Down Extended to 2040 US patrols from Treaty of the Prohibition
of the Bio-Organic Weapons.
It's to do with like, um, zombies or some shit, right?
Zombies are a thing of the world.
race
race Ashcroft
yes
why did the knock like
my office
oh uh
uh come in
why is there an audio delay
if this is about the report you asked for
The talking isn't good.
Grace.
Okay.
Okay, so if there's murders happening around the city.
It will be upsetting for you.
Alyssa died eight years ago.
Perhaps it's time for you to face the past.
Come out of that fear, head on.
Or her mom.
Grace, I won't force you to go.
Do you think you can do this to me?
Yes, I can.
It's kind of fucked up from him, Drew.
Investigate that crime scene.
And report back to me with your findings.
That's all from now.
The Odoria randomly chops the Renwood Hotel case.
Okay, say less.
Say less.
Baldi doesn't look scared.
relax, relax little pups, relax.
Okay, the audio seems fine again now.
Maybe it was just that one scene was a bit weird.
The graphics are good, huh? The graphics are good.
My PC.
Actually, it's not even maxed out. This is high, it's not maxed.
Hey, hey, hey, are we lagging?
No, we're not.
Sorry.
Maybe it's lagging a bit.
What the fuck?
Or why is it lagging?
There's some...
I'm wondering if it's OBS because I have screen capture rather than game capture.
I wonder if that's it.
I think I should add a game capture. It's probably OBS.
Okay, there we go. We'll just do game capture.
That was probably it. Maybe we bump up the graphics a bit now. Surely it was just that, right?
I think it's because I had screen capture instead of fucking thingy capture. I think we can bump it up a bit.
Oh, you can't bump it up now.
Okay.
Wait.
Uh, question.
Where's the best place to put the camera if we're gonna begin?
Where's the best place to put the camera?
Anyone know if any people play this for?
Bottom left, bottom top left, top right.
Bottom left.
Okay, let's rock.
Head to the Renwood Hotel.
Oh my god, my mouse installed.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god my mouse sensitivity is so low. What the fuck?
How do I increase mouse sensitivity?
What did it say mouse activity?
On camera
But where where where where?
sorry we're gonna lock in now I just need to change mouse sensitivity
where do you
on Grace's screen?
ah ha
uh
oh yeah
I took the I took the I took the I took the cap of the chat off screen it's probably better
Graphics are kind of bowler
Okay, sorry we're fixing all the audios there you go is that better
crime scene. Oh, wait, sorry. Wait, aren't I police?
Jesus. For my FBI.
FBI. Well, you're FBI? FBI.
Investigating all these strange deaths, huh? Mm-hmm.
It's the fifth one now, right?
I heard they all have the same weird bruises. So you think it's something
Infectious or terrorism or terrorism I else would that be out here investigating, right?
There you with me, oh, um, there might be answers inside
Yeah, sure, right
Okay, let me in then
Detective Sally's on the case don't worry about it. Yeah, be careful in there
All buildings condemned where it is there finally the reason she says is because her mom died in this building. Yeah
Investigate the crime scene you've called the right person Trape's blue rain raining wood
Building to the left and dumpster on the right
Nothing in the dumpster
What I feel like I'm so zoomed in I
I guess this is just first person blue or blue or what?
I feel like I'm so zoomed in.
Where's the crime scene?
It's supposed to be like that?
I feel like first person is first person is more immersive
check is there an FOB slider or not
I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorry to be a stalling ending, but I feel like half the chat's gonna
get motion sickness if I play first version for one of you.
No?
Okay, deal.
So where's the murder scene?
Is it in here?
bro it already starts where's my torch button tell me bro surely okay there
we go much better does my torch have a battery I hope not why is the fucking
lights on working bro oh my god
line bottles, smashed line bottles, kitchen, rat,
It's fucking empty!
What the fuck is that?
That looks- what the fuck?
A note!
Wait a minute, let me read that shit.
Bro!
What the fuck?
That looks like my kitchen.
Oh my god, bro, this game is not serious.
Man, I'm only in this fucking tutorial phase
I'm freaking out I'm not good with scary games, bro. They scare me
Like first person is like it's like raw dogging it that's like going on a flight with no earphones
No, no film
Is this where the dead body is or what?
It can't be that scary right now because it's only the beginning right?
Tutorial doesn't really have jump scares in it.
In the beginning of games don't really have jump scares so I'm kind of fine.
Read the investigation report.
What is that?
A footstep.
It looks like cock and balls if you look at it properly though.
What is that?
You can, you can check, oh I have a gun, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, how do I equip that?
Oh, investigation report, examine.
What?
How do I read it? How do I read it?
Why can't I read the report? Am I dumb?
Let's talk room 204.
What?
Bro, why does he send me this to this crime scene alone?
I
Probably scheme yourself here. I don't know
your palm gets scared of pixels but it's not that deep
how do I pull out my gun?
Read the report? I don't know how, I don't know how.
What the fuck?
Oh-ho! Big.
I need to go to room 204. Where's the- wait, was it this door I need to go in?
read the file and I want to I want to read the file but how do I read it all it says
is examine I want to read the file there's no button that says read press F what the
fuck on September 28, 2006 the body of a man was found in an abandoned hotel in Midwestern
city the body was discovered in the hotel restroom based on the number of
decades suspected to have been there for several days prior to this incident
multiple cases of similarly mysterious deaths have been reported in locations
across the US pronounced dead is still in the hospital
plans to the hotel then bar instead of green or apartments plans dead at
night Valley nursing home it has been confirmed that all anti-victims or
survivors of the raccoon city incident the victims bodies all had
extreme black bruising
Okay, so where's the buddy?
I'm not scared, just locking.
The Renner Hotel has been welcoming guests for all walks of its life since 928, experienced
the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with Renovant's traditions.
Nine.
Room 204 on the second floor.
Okay, people are saying turn off wobble because it's driving them crazy.
How do I turn off wobble?
Everyone's going crazy from wobble. Oh, camera wobble. Zero. There you go.
It wasn't that bad.
Bro, why am I here by myself?
Where's the teammates at?
Where's the teammates at?
We could have saved ourselves an entire game's worth of play if we just went back
to the police station and called the homies and said it looks kind of creepy
like there's literally a photo of me on the wall that's gotta be cooked I don't
have a key shizer any key andies wait that's me as well no no it's not a
syringe hmm in a hotel hmm checks notes hmm yes normal I have to cut it off
Bro just fucking them shoot it
So I've got a door that's locked with it
So I need a knife or
Aha nice there's a pair of wire
Shit
Okay now modern day scary games have evolved where they will do a scare that's
not that big and then you'll think ah that was a little scary and then they
fucking unleash one second later. Surely that won't happen now right?
Oh my god I just got...
Bro, I wasn't moving.
What?
What the fuck?
He said let's meet bro, why are we meeting?
Where are the other?
Is she working from that room?
Oh no this is a snapback.
Eyyy!
Dears!
He's been following me!
Hey hun.
Hello.
What up, girl?
What up, Kev?
I like it when the lights are on. This is much better.
Why can't we play the whole game with lights on?
What do you mean shoes on bed, you?
It's really coming down hard
Maybe they're slippers
Yeah, pick it up pick it up what is she oh shoes on bed? Yeah, what yes
Wait, who's coming? What's wrong?
Shhh!
We need to keep our voices down.
This is ridiculous.
Come on.
Wait. Room 204.
Tell me what's going on.
Now is not the time.
That was their apartment.
I thought it was the same building. It's the same room.
What the fuck is happening bro?
What the fuck is happening?
Shift while moving bro, I'm the same speed.
Is that day?
Oh!
I'm so sorry about the power outage.
Uh, what happened?
Oh, it's probably the electrical panel.
It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it.
It's really no excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
Oh, no.
Bro, he looks fucking sushy.
I should have it fixed soon.
I just need to...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
Bro, W Mundo.
Please.
Stay close to me.
Oh, you're gonna tell me what's going on.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, hello.
Hello?
Something important.
What did you hide in that painting?
I'll explain later.
We need to find another way out.
What is the audio?
I don't know why there is a audio.
It's kind of weird, though.
Is there a reason for that?
What would cause that?
Calling the police bro, is she fucking fried?
Is she done?
Why?
I'm all I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Grace, Grace, look at me.
Grab my hands.
Okay, look at me.
I'm thin.
Why doesn't mom tell me what's going on, bro?
I'm thin.
No doubt.
Oh, Grace.
I promise you I will explain this all to you at least.
Oh, Putan, I hate when the storyline is like,
you just, I just can't tell you right now.
I can tell you later though.
though. It's like, brother, I'm gonna fucking die because of you.
And now she gets shot.
Psssh, dead or what?
What is she gonna do? What is she about to do?
What the fuck? What the fuck is happening? What is this?
Fuck you. Fuck me!
One for one, somehow. W.
How is that thing?
Wait, I don't get it, was that the guy who was shot at?
It was, right?
WVA, yeah, this is pretty big fucking WVA.
Wait, I'm also a little bit confused, because how is it that 8 years they've been trying
to find me, or what?
8 years?
Now you're good, huh?
Shai, say that phone ain't working, by the way.
That is also not the ringtone of that phone.
That's gotta be the mobile.
Eh?
That's the ringtone of a house phone?
Nine.
It goes...
That's the house phone.
It's a mobile noise, or?
Aha!
Aha!
Sally Brain!
Oh my god, it's Trudeau!
I should be in the FBI.
It's true though.
I should be in the FBI.
No shit! Oh, you realize that now, you fucking rat!
Oh, the first picture wasn't enough. I need to see an entire bed worth of photos. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
something important oh the painting we need to find the painting where was the
painting it was doing stairs somewhere when did the radio turn off when did
the radio turned off. There could be Luton here. Oh shit, the bad man. What the fuck
is that? No Luton. Who, why is it always that thunder is on when I'm broke?
I swear to God if I see blood or footprints...
The painting's over there.
Somewhere where's the painting?
Right there right there right there right there
No, I can't I can't I can't bro. I can't do this shit
Bro, this is tricky!
What's in the bag?
October 17, 2018. Work has set it down and we're heading to a new town the day after tomorrow.
I'm thankful for my freelance work. It allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about
Greta. It's difficult to her to make friends when we're constantly moving and moving.
Maybe we can spend a little time in the next town. Find some research. Finish some research
and stop in a cafe when it is the hooded man. I could have sworn he was watching
me. Maybe I'm just being paranoid. I saw the hooded man again. He's definitely
following me we're only just got here but I think we should move on I can't
anything happen to grace 2018 wait what's that what's that what's that it's
always a fucking CB 2018 was sorry officer fake officer fake officer but
What's wrong with fake officer?
What's wrong?
Fake!
Look at his hand!
It's done.
What?
Are you okay?
What are you?
He ate his teeth.
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fucker?
Oh, now's the time. Let me have a look at this, yeah.
Mm-hmm, yeah. Oh, the emergency exit and a little bird.
Oh, interesting. No! No! Run!
One bang! One bang! One bang!
Oh
Where's my gun? Oh
Hi, sir
Another one another one another one
Bro this game. Oh, is anyone eating in chat? Is anyone eating?
Oh yes glass
But I'm bitten GG or not chop the arm off quick chop chop chop chop chop the arm off hello
What what is she doing?
She's fine, well it's just a flesh.
What the fuck?
Who's playing a piano?
Brother, if this was me, I'm out that fucking window, stat!
No, it's playing by itself.
No, no, it's not.
Give me the controls.
Let me do it.
Move.
Give me the controls.
Hello.
Hello.
Ah, yes.
Let's check upstairs.
Hello. Ah yes, let's check upstairs. Let's check upstairs! Maybe it's safe up there! Bro!
The fuck is this?
The fuck is that? Is that a helmet?
It hasn't been easy, but after much effort, here we finally are.
Who are you?
I'm the one who planted that body, I'm the one that brought you here, I know now that you are the one that I've been searching for, the special one, the chosen one, Miss Ashcroft, come on back in.
That Quaker!
Nah!
Nah!
This is how it is.
We have so much to do.
What?
Not gonna lie, she is Giga Loilo.
What is those brain cells doing?
Giga Loilo.
And now what?
And you fucking...
Elbridge!
A few minutes earlier!
Elbridge.
I
Talked to me this one like the others
Send black watches
No
Well, this is different
Wait, is this the same place? No, it's not right
Holy aura though look at that
How many R&E games will be played? I paid like 4 or 5.
The team has settled on a person of interest. Someone with ties to umbrella.
How late? Victor Gideon.
Victor Huzi.
A former T-Virus researcher.
Oh no, that's a gun.
Hey, I just got a report from a missing police officer.
It might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found.
You there, Leon?
Holy Leon.
Yeah. I'm here.
You okay?
Let me drive, let me drive, please!
Damn, is that a Porsche?
W Sponsor.
Oh it's a Porsche Cayenne.
Yeah, banger car.
Do I get to drive?
Holy.
Is no one gonna like suspect like
something's kinda weird here?
There's a guy kept... Hello?
Now that looks us.
What's going on?
Is she okay?
Oh, she's fine.
I'm just taking her home.
Oh my god.
He spawned them.
What the fuck?
I'm going out today there Oh my god me
Move move move move move Sally's on the chase
Okay, one pop, next.
What are you scared of, what are you scared of, what are you scared of?
Where is Victor?
Where is Victor?
BOOM BOOM!
NEXT!
SHIT!
BOOM BOOM!
FLOWER!
NICE!
BOOM!
SHIT!
BOOM!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME, BRO?
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
No, no, no, no, no.
BOOM BOOM BOOM NEXT!
Uh boom one pop next to
Boom one pop next to it's giga cook the water
It's a
And dying
I gotta do something, do something, water.
We're good We're good
Then I'll loot, loot looter
Bick Heel
Loot, loot loot loot loot
Loot look look, loot loot
Lootحم fought
Voss how are they so tanky?
Hey, yo, hey, yo, let's make up a
Quick requiem
Now why didn't you say that earlier now? Why didn't you say that earlier?
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Minus four bullets.
He volts a building.
What I'm dead.
Orc, orc, orc.
uncooked is that because I got bitten you missed the x what x bro stop being a
speedrun andy you can't know if you get the axe it'll minim ill maximize story
one part three bro shut up if you save your bullets it's better for the late
game fuck off
It said get the axe in the middle of your screen.
No it didn't.
No it didn't.
No it didn't.
No it didn't.
That's a lie.
I would have seen that.
This is the most well-written actor in all of Resident Evil, are you?
Her voice acting is sick as well, yeah.
Who's the voice actor?
They're kind of frying.
He's taking my blood.
What if he heard that?
What if he heard that?
No, no, no, no!
I
Come watch this bro. What the fuck?
I'm too
yo we can't be doing that on screen you gotta cut away come on now come on now
nah that's Kappa Chunga that thing can be ways like big W though okay now what
okay now what where's the home yet there's no way he spent eight years
trying to kidnap me and bro didn't put a single guard outside or what that's
crazy eight years to kidnap me and bro can't even fuck keep me tied up that's
insane that's insane all right Sally what you got
fight it is currently
Late at night.
That's a lot of blood.
Looks like it measures vital signs. Okay bro, where's my axe though?
Begin blood extraction, checked pulse, no abnormalities, administers deluxe fixigill,
condition stable ready for further examination, 22.18.
That was...
An hour ago.
Shysa.
An hour ago.
Shit.
I don't have a torch.
I
Huh
No, no, no, no, no
I
What am I supposed to do do I have to go that way are you kidding?
No, I can't go that way I can't I can't see
Ah clearly I can't go that way, I can't see anything.
Ah ha.
Oh my god, I feel sick.
Mejiro McQueen!
The best of six all staff,
emergency protocol.
What do you mean, initiate emergency protocol?
What about code seven?
Save what?
Save game?
Should I just save?
Oh my god, I didn't have a save game!
I need a school driver.
do
Does it have a limited battery
Nice, a teddy bear.
Harriet Jones a shadow ghost.
Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark?
Have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?
Have you seen the shadow ghost because she's been watching you?
Do I turn the next page?
Stay in the light.
Oh my god this game is making me
Oh yeah, you're shiesa-man
Come on bro, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
I can't do this, I actually can't do this
I'm freaking out
I'm actually freaking out
I'm never playing horror films again
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9
Fuck this bro, why am I he-
Where did I miss something?
I've moved some items out of the closet. The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurse's station.
Sewing kit is...
text blurred.
The nursing station.
Help me!
this is fucked this is so fucked this is so fucked up this is cocked as shit
This is cuck the shit. No, I didn't expect that
But I'm not good with these horror games
What the fuck what is happening, bro
Hello? Hello? What is this?
What the fuck is this, bro?
No!
Oh, dear.
Oh.
What the hell was that thing?
What the fuck is happening?
oh my god this is important maybe
Medicals, medicals.
Oh my god, man.
Well, normally if a game scares you like that, it doesn't scare you for a while still.
I
How does he see me how does he see me how does he see me
We win noses!
Run where! Run where! I'm cooked! I'm cooked!
Oh wait, I wasn't dead?
Was I not dead or what?
Wait, I go back to my last save?
Is that a joke?
I
Oh.
What the hell was that thing?
Where the fuck can I hide, by the way?
in the light but what do you mean in the light is that light
Where's the light?
This?
Is this light?
Under the table.
What?
Here?
Is there light here?
Oh, I see.
I'm missing something, why didn't he spawn?
I need the fucking screwdriver. Where's the screwdriver?
I need the screwdriver.
I need something to step on.
of
I'm sorry.
I
Red! Red!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Run! Run!
Hola!
I
come inside
what
no no no no no no no no
of
I
Said boy, but I'll choose a direction bro
Oh,
These campaign
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I have an idea, I have an idea.
I
do we save the game
I only get a certain amount of saves, that's why I'm asking.
and
are safe and second slot very clever very clever
you fucking piece of red
I
Mean
When did that hole get there when did that hole get there?
In in in in in in in
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Haha!
What?
What? I clicked it?
Aah!
Come on, dead or what?
What?
How am I not one-shot?
Change the difficulty.
Why?
Why?
What happened?
I mean not much.
What happened?
I mean, not much.
Leon!
How does he know that this is the hoose?
Oh yeah, because this is the building that he bought, right?
Mr. Kennedy, welcome.
Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.
Mr. Kennedy, welcome.
Dr. Gideon, welcome.
Mr. Kennedy, welcome. Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.
Funny. I remember getting an invitation.
I lost my phone.
Well, he's waiting for you.
Can't tell that, can we?
Follow me, please.
Lead the way.
Please.
Hit the way.
It's all on if you worked for a month at Gideon.
Not long.
I just recently joined the team.
We care for quite a few long-term patients here.
Really, do you?
All you're going is experimental therapies developed.
Wait, I only have one bullet now?
what fuck I could one banger right now
experimental service yes it's all very
cutting-edge any bullets he keeps a low
profile due to the sensitive nature
you have any bullets in here I bet it
does
patience these people fucking dead bro
What? Wait there, hold up. I need to check if they have any bullets on them.
Please, wait here.
Wait here in this locked room with a skeleton. Nice. Nice.
of
It's
was that another hashtag ad they have these hashtag ads are
Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.
What's going on?
I don't know what's happening, some kind of mass hysteria.
The hospital's on lockdown.
What the fuck?
What? What?
Why is he so tanky?
Rolled.
Okay we got a problem.
We got a problem, we got a problem, we got a big problem.
I
Wake up, we're so cool, but it's absolutely cool
She fucking through the chains are at me is that serious is that shit?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
give me the chainsaw give me the fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah
haha
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
smoke
Where's my chainsaw?
This game's rigged!
Distance distance distance distance!
that one well. Sally's home.
Why question mark pinging what loop did I miss ah
Ah, you can chainsaw blasts.
Any more loot?
Any more loot?
What do you mean, axe?
There's no axe.
That's it, that's the only eels I can get.
I'm cooked, by the way.
Wait, I have an axe.
What the fuck?
Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us.
That bastard did it again.
Oh, break it! Oh, you're so smart, Chad!
Wait a minute.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I get it, I get it.
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me a post-it.
But what did I get? What did I get?
But what did I get for doing that?
Nah, very easy to chat. I actually want to hold it for him.
Nothing. Nice.
Now I'm gonna break everything. Now it's cooked.
Oh my god, I found her!
I did not have that many bullets.
I'm not sure where he got us from, but he was hiding them from me.
I can tell that for a fact.
You okay?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Leon Kennedy.
DSO.
DSO.
I'm Grace.
I'm Edgecroft.
FBI.
FBI.
What are you doing here?
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Huh FBI FBI what are you doing here?
Someone get at me. Yeah, you're getting I don't know
We should leave. Oh
My
It is like we were here in our welcome
What does Victor want with you what I
Grace, what do you need?
He grabbed you for a reason.
Grace, can you lock it?
Your DSO. That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
Take this.
You sure?
You might need it.
Let go.
What the fuck?
Look at the size of that thing.
It only has one bullet in it though, not gonna lie, I was using it.
But good luck
Fuck
Why don't we have a little talk
I see you're exhibiting symptoms to
Now she has to save him or what with one bullet
We're on an eco round buddy this ain't fucking fine
Oh for fuck sakes couldn't the game at least sneak four in is that serious come on man
come on really really there are three indications with the sun's moons stuns and
stars oh it's a classic resident evil isn't it you need to get the moon the
sun and the stars and all three will unlock the door it's a classic wasn't
this in resident evil village as well in the mummy place where this looks the
same no it looks quite similar as well
Swipe card to unlock...
...Shit.
But this looks exactly the same as Resident Evil Village.
What the fuck?
What?!
hold on a second I can't go through here I can't type right but I can't say
shite
there's a limit how many items you can carry on so we don't leave anything but
you can leave stuff behind no I've only got two items I gots to save shortly I
gots to save I ain't going to hold that again
Oh god.
Very no back- Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Is someone there?
Oh, I'm sorry to frame you.
I surprised you.
Your eyes.
You can't see, can you?
you still less blind than cajol what
No, no, hold on!
No, no, no!
She killed him!
And then she couldn't find her way out.
A torch, please!
Wait keycard swipe, W, my card now.
I'm sorry.
Now does she have any loot in there?
Because I need more loot.
What is happening here?
What is happening here?
What the fuck is this?
She's dead!
Dole
Had to check any more loot
There's blood everywhere. Okay. Well, you didn't need to make that an F button
His skin watch gouge by he has a collar on what fuck is that a metal collar?
What was that noise?
W loot.
Loot LOOT LOOT Loot LOOT Loot Loot Loot LOOT
A coin...
Can be excuse- oh yeah there's a vendor in this game right?
Folders marked with recent dates.
9, 9.
Already saved, already saved, brother.
The West Wing.
Press M for map.
Security point level 3, security point level 3.
Rehabilitation ward, red door, central hall, door with indents, got it.
Left or right?
Let's go right.
Let's go left.
You can stack the herbs.
Aha!
Here comes.
Bongo-la.
Something could fit in the indent.
I'll not dis-bullshit again.
I'll come off it!
Jesus
That's 80 that's my melee attack what the fuck
That's my melee attack
Well I guess I have to come in here, is he still aggro-
Next.
No, I don't have any bullets, man!
now what do I do oh my god how do I
Quick, Peter
All right, I have to get it
That's it
Oh my god, I can kill him with the torch
This game fuck I don't get it
Alpha f**k sakes!
Ha ha!
The lights are on!
I don't understand!
I don't understand, it don't make sense, I'm stuck.
Oh fuck off! Yes!
Now I don't have bullets!
Ow, ow, ow!
Oh
Bullets
I can't miss a single shot.
6 bullets left, 6 bullets left, 6 bullets left, 6 bullets left, 6 bullets left, 6 bullets
left.
Food!
Fuck!
A map!
Fuck, I can't read that when you're about to.
Lock it.
Unicorn box.
a red jowl that will open the front the front door
close close close close close close
all you get for the same
It's currently moon.
It's still moon.
It's still moon.
It's still moon.
Job done.
Sun.
To the star.
Sun.
Sun, to the star, to the sun, to the star.
Oh, wait, wait, I get it, I get it, wait, sun, star, sun, star, wait.
So it's moon star moon star.
No it's sun star moon star.
Wait what?
It's a star sun moon star
The new hire promised showing at the dinner last month his clearance bumped him up a level to set him up work
Partic send the current research for processing lawyer at it
I don't want to disturb, but you two kind of, you know, keep going, they have a role
I want you to enact code 6 at 2330 I've achieved my goal no longer underneath this place a
Víctor.
Okay.
Okay.
I feel like we need to figure out this puzzle because if this puzzle has a healing mode
in it...
Wait.
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
Fuck!
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
opens as a mean okay that's good and all but I'm one HP
she bald as fuck man
of
the
death
of
Okay.
Is it even worth saving? I'm one of one HP, man.
Wait, where did I come in?
I came in here. No.
There was an herb up there in the restroom.
Wait, I came in...
I need to use the item on the door, but which door is it? It's gotta be this door. No, it's not that door.
Okay, I have the moon, but I have the red gem. I have the red gem, you know?
I have this red gem and that is gonna go on a door.
Perfect fit. Yes, I need two more.
Okay, that's locked.
It's that door.
So then I need to go...
Ah, yeah, Scheissemann.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's in the
entrance of this one here
it's here
now why would you be there now
No, it's not happening.
He won't come to this door.
There's too much light in here.
Right?
Right?
Right
Bang
The restroom has the herb this has a lock
Is he here still
of
of
of
of
I need elf.
Hip pouch allows it to carry more items.
Oh it's a shop.
Three coins.
4 coins for a gun handling and increasing power 4 coins for increasing max elf
6 coins for increasing the blood capacitor by 50
now can we gamble?
it's black 16
29 how do I bet shoot the number what
But I don't have enough fucking...
cap that's kept on the person nice nice I picked up an arm should I use it
Or should I?
Aha!
The East Wing Keycard!
I
Can break the door
How do I break that
Don't have a knife? No, I don't.
So what's the best item to get? I don't know how many coins I have, I have 5 coins, so
I can get- is the bag the best for sure?
the bag.
Nice big.
Okay, I feel like I'm I'm missing anything from this room
I'm in lab left to I want to break this thing is this loot
Okay, I think we're done here. I kind of want a Gamber, but I don't think you can, right?
Shoot 29.
Red.
Okay, where's my loot?
Shoot 29.
Now what?
and
You can't come in the light, though.
Roll.
I don't have a save!
Sh- I said.
I need to break that thing. How do I break it?
How do I break it?
Do I have to shoot it?
I don't have a melee attack.
I'll light it later.
An easy to pick lock that means I need a pick lock
I will.
The goldmatter's now...
He's too effective.
What the fuck?
Why can't I go inside him?
Okay, our Saunas get re-induling.
I need to get a pin code somehow.
For the safe.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
That's gotta be dead.
There's something under the shackle.
That body with the organs removed.
Well, I gotta put his organs back in. How do I...
I can't...
Someone said shooting the chat.
There has to be something over here that's loot.
There's a door.
There's lights on.
I really have to go that way oh put on the mail do I have to waste more bullet
Bloodlab.
Bloodlab.
Use a blood collector to gather infected blood which can be used to craft items. You can increase the craft
capabilities by analyzing the blood samples.
This might be useful.
Wait, I can analyse his blood sample to make a bullet activating all atoms.
I don't know what I just did.
You can create items in the crafting menu by combining items together.
IZ IZ IZ.
So then I can suck this.
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
And now, I could craft a save file.
I won't do it, but I could.
What the fuck is that?
I couldn't dig up much on Victor Gideon.
What we know is he's a former employee of umbrella and was involved in researching the T-virus.
That's the Raccoon City Institute.
He was called a witness in the umbrella trials, but the...
Court couldn't track him down, Tracy's whereabouts to the roads hill
where he acts as director of centers also researches into the highest highly
sensitive data it has a cleaning bill for years
and avoided scrutiny. What's run from by the Sten's Foundation I'm surprised we
didn't find something
off about that place. The Spencer Foundation.
Alright any more crafting stuff?
Anything else that I need to do in here?
Scrap
I'm fucking I do a scrap. Oh my god, I can make hand gun ammo
Okay, good comes good comes
Okay, listen up guys. I need Tamax win now deal
Brother, he's coming at me with a fucking steel chair. Is that serious?
Can I hide?
How do I like deal this?
How do I like it?
How do I know where they're going to go?
Oh, I put the light on and they won't go into the light, right?
can you complete this game without shooting once?
Can you complete this game without shooting once?
There are lots of friends in there.
fuck I want to break this shit but I don't have a fucking knife
What the fuck are they having a conversation
How do I get past?
Where is Wally?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I have one bullet left, is that a joke?
of
I need some loot now.
I want to break these things. I feel like there's things inside it.
Our official organ transplant termination experimentation team.
in the chairman's office with michael bennett
a puzzle box in the background
i need a code burr
for my secretary i've misplaced the key for the puzzle box padlock
none of the other executives must find out i need to locate it 3d before it xx
meaning if you can't find it on the bottle of corrosive from the conference room melt the
the lock off melt the lock off ah ha
I need to melt the lock off.
I need to melt the lock off.
I need to go back to the lock pick.
I need to lockpick to get the milker.
I can't shoot it, I can't shoot it.
I don't get it, why are they always holding this box?
You have a lockpick? Yeah, no shit, I have a lockpick, idiot.
Why does it look so real, that photo?
I need that box.
That box. I need that box.
Their faces look so fucking weird.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, I need the corrosive now.
Fuck, did I miss any herbs?
where did i come i came up here right
up here, right?
OH MY GOD!
Brother, what?
Fast, fast, fast.
That wasn't very smart, was it?
all right let's pick up that's it that's it that's it that's all i get brother
What the fuck
So oh my god, bro, where the fuck am I going?
So I'm going in here I can get the blood from here, but this is organ less
of
it
I
What?
This is like me in Lost Rapones when Velia loses the game.
wait a minute wait up what did I just
fuck I feel like if I kill that guy I can use this machete maybe but I need more bullets
I don't know how to get past this shit I don't know how to get past there let's go up
and left
bro what is this
yo there's Elden Ring bosses holding intros bro what am I supposed to do
out
like ouch ouch
Surely there's a connife in here somewhere.
Surely there's a connife in the fucking kitchen.
There's an herb there. I'm gonna go grab it. Fuck it.
Well that was worth it wasn't it dumb fucker.
Bro you're just camping the door you little fucking freak.
Who opened that door who's doing this? Oh, she
Brother
What what the fuck is spawned in here or what?
fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
Bro, there's nothing even here.
There's not even anything here.
Organ transport box, oh yes I need that.
Eels?
Oh my god ammunition go bless.
Reload the gun.
What the fuck?
give me a fucking break
What is this game?
Fuck
Please give me loot. Oh my god. Yeah man man man man
How do I see my HP how do I see my HP?
danger fine okay okay I would say so far I would say it's going kind of good I
I would say that. I don't know what you would think but I would say it's going kinda good.
Why can't I take it? Oh this is... wait what?
Why can't I take this?
Oh, my inventory is full.
Is this a storage?
Is this a storage room or what?
I don't get it.
I'm out of my in right now.
What do you mean please reload? How? How do I reload? I'm confused.
Oh, I see there's a storage unit right here.
Why can't I put stuff in the storage unit?
I'm so confused.
Wait, I'm really confused.
I don't understand what's happening.
Am I about to discard something because my inventory is full?
Yes, okay then.
Why the fuck am I supposed to discard something because my inventory is full?
How stupid is that?
Okay, store.
We'll store that, and then we will reload the gun, and then we will craft.
And we will craft some more bullets, I guess, because this injector doesn't seem that useful.
I mean it sounds broken, but I feel like I need more bullets.
I'm gonna put the gun in the storage as well. I don't have any bullets for it.
Is it smart to put this gun in the storage?
Cause I feel like I don't have any bullets for it, and I won't have any bullets for it for a while.
Alright, let's see here.
You're coming with me. You're coming with me.
I'm gonna save here, I think.
And lock big big.
I think I will save and we will call it a day.
I'm gonna craft more bullets.
But I don't have any inventory space to craft a bullet for fuck's sake.
Actually I will. If I craft my scrap will disappear, right?
And I'll go into my thingy.
Beautiful.
All right, big save.
Big fucking save.
All right, let's rock.
Now, how many fucking people are outside this room?
Wait a minute.
How many people are outside this room?
Where the fuck am I?
I need to make sure that I'm not missing herbs.
Okay, we loot this.
Yes, herbs, herbs.
Shit, there's scrap on the floor.
Can I heal past fine?
Should I just eat the herb?
Can I heal past fine? No
Well
God this game is so hard I can't just put things in the floor or what
Yeah, I need to store.
Also the running in this game is so slow.
I'm gonna store this metal, this fucking shit.
this mantle, store the coins, and move on.
I'm not storing the box, I'm gonna use it in a second.
This balcony area is full of fucking freaks, by the way.
More bullets.
Another lock pick W.
That does stack?
It does, right?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, Sammy.
Now, does that make a lot of noise?
Grace Ashcroft, period of station 19 to 16, 2026, Detective M. Birdie, RGT detective agency,
summary investigation employed by the FBI, lives alone, closer off his ghost home late
night, off to midnight, spends free time at home, no confirmed contact.
It's difficult to get close to target, rarely leaves the FBI mid-fest field area.
If you want to make contact without raising suspicion, you'll be best to do so when
she's away from home, a more detailed report and so forth.
The birdie is the detective
Bro, where the fuck is I
What in the fuck is happening right now
oh yeah I have the wrench
oh my god it's so much loot
Oh my god so much loot is that a fucking diaper
Transfusion bag full of infected blood use it to refill the blood collector any leftover
blood will be discarded. Artificial art, Scheisse. Two slots in my inventory. Artificial heart.
Okay, that's all the loot, that's all the loot I think, right?
No more loot.
Okay, W.
I have a lot of bullets, I could send it.
Does he drop any loot though?
Maybe we do it.
Oh, he's gone.
Where the fuck am I?
The dining room has blood.
I could go upstairs.
Pick the lock.
What the fuck he's resin
What the fuck
9?
No, I'm out.
The door is warped and won't open, what?
What does this even do?
A transfusion bag full of infected blood.
Use it to refill the blood collector.
Any leftover blood will be discarded.
So I can just use it and just take the blood or what?
Oh, what the fuck?
And I can take the air.
bro this fucking this fucking witch needs to stop fucking singing
You
really saved my brother today.
Thanks to everyone from the safe.
10 to the left, 80 to the right, 30 to the left.
10 to the left, 80 to the right, 30 to the left.
10 to the left, 80 to the right, 30 to the right.
It's the left, ten to the left, eight to the right. Where is that?
Where is that?
I forgot. It's in room 201. No, that's a save point you dumb fuck.
I'm so lost.
Wait, this is the storage room.
Oh, perfect.
Is this a safe room?
Does this mean that they can't come in here?
I'm so lost, I need to lock in.
Security level three parlor kitchen pantry door simple lock
Where is the fucking?
chest
the box
Where is the box wait I threw my ammo it looks
Where the fuck, oh it's here, the safe.
It's in the east wing lobby, oh shit it's in the other place.
Oh my god, then I just need to get the fuck out of here.
Wait, that's not it?
safe well maybe it's upstairs then must be in the office because the milk was in
the office. Is it in the records room?
Ah
oh my god bro what the fuck is this oh my god a knife
Yo, fuck the ribbon tin is what I'm thinking
What do you mean combine the herbs what herbs?
Oh, I can make a mega potion.
I don't realize.
How do I swap to my knife?
Oh, yes, please.
Okay, nice.
I have a knife.
God bless.
less. Assignment evidence erasure. Okay we're big pacing this.
True mission was conducted shortly after 1.30 am where it was crashed into the
disposal of aliens, all witnesses in the hotel at Kukai and Carol. The body of the
assassin was sent destroyed.
I don't know if this scene is likely gone.
Empty Injector.
Shison and my inventory is so full.
What can I make with an empty injector?
Fuck, I need to get rid of the tins, I think.
well
fuck I can't open the door there
What is that noise?
What can I analyze?
bottle transfusion bag stairs are behind me so that means I have to go
forwards out and right where the fuck is this safe
I
Friendly
I
Caution, does that mean I'm low HP?
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
what the fuck man
Oh my god, I found it!
What the fuck is that?
Nooo!
No shot.
Rock of the London, brother!
Where's my knife?
Oh my god.
10 to the left 80 to the right
30 to the left
10 to the left
30 to the right, 30 to the left, I'm smurfing, that's it, three antique coins, that's it,
That's what I just risked 40 bullets for?
Are you fucking stupid?
She bald.
There's a lock there though.
Break vase with what, with what, with what, with what, with what, with what, with what,
no knifes.
Where's the vase that I'm supposed to break chat?
my blind where
of
the
the
Well, I have to get the hell out of here, but the whole building's locked down.
I need to ask the chairman to get his cords and get us hurt and then scream my cursing.
I already did that. I already did that.
Fuck, how do I pick that up? Do I just...
I can't combine them, or?
I can combine it. Yes, W.
Can I miss ammo? Did I miss ammo?
Oh my god. Should I just fucking dump this gun? Is this gun better?
well it's way better this gun this gun's trash
Yeah, fuck that gun.
I can't discard it.
I'm gonna fuck me.
Oh my god, I have too much fucking shit.
Can I like...
Alright, let's deposit shit, go back, grab shit, and now it's time to unleash.
It is time to unleash. We're in a very good spot now.
Okay, not gonna lie. I should probably...
I should probably put this back.
Put this back for now. Put this back for now.
And then I'm gonna take the coins and buy some upgrades.
I'm gonna take out one ribbon tin. I'm gonna craft a save thing
I'm gonna save the game
Then I'm gonna put this shit gonna wait
I need that I need that I'm gonna keep the blood collector keep the lockpick and
And then I'm gonna fucking go go do that shit
Then I'm gonna go back up here
Grab the shit and
Then it's time to like lock in wait. Where do I spend my coins in the parlor right? I spend the coins
Okay, let's grab the shit go down spend coins come back big pace. Oh, yes. Oh
Yes
No way that hit me by the way, no way, get the fuck off, right?
Fuck I want the infected blood.
Am I missing anything now?
Transfusion bag empty bottle. Is that really worth going all the way over there for?
Now I go downstairs into the parlor, spend my money and we are in god mode by the way. We are actually in god mode
I have 8 coins.
Stabilizer improves gun handling and increases firepower.
Increases max health.
Is the bloods capacity by 50?
Hmm.
Fuck, I knew you could break them, but I didn't realize I would give them nothing.
Is the bloods really worth it?
Really?
Is it really worth it?
Is that the idea here?
I feel like gun firepower is calling to me, you know?
Like gun firepower sounds great.
I think firepower and health is better than bag.
Can you not disturb?
Bro, if you want to go Gemba, I'm trying to buy my shit, brother.
wait effects are permanent i have to use them
them yeah that's good that's very good that's very good all right we're done in
this area for now we're done for now there could there is an herb there I
could get though should I get it
Oh for fuck's sakes, now this is over.
Why is that door locked?
I feel like I didn't explore this very well actually, I kind of just ran through it.
Oh
I haven't been inside the finding yet
Oh fuck off
Oh
My god
Oh shit is that guy
Why is it so hooked by the way?
Okay, we've been everywhere.
I'm trying LLL me with the 40-monter, by the way.
Don't even try it.
How do I check my HP?
I can't see my HP.
Fuck, oh, it's his caution, okay.
All right!
Well...
I think that we're gonna dump that in there hunting knife seems kind of good
I'll use that I guess I guess maybe I should use both I need the art to show
how the organ transplant and now we send it right am I is there too much
stuff in my inventory
Maybe I should save the game.
I can make knives but I don't want to do that.
I can't make...
I don't know how to make the thingy ammo yet, the big ammo, you know?
Alright, let's go.
Oh my god, I remember what's happening here.
Kind of like a sassnate this guy?
I have been lost.
This is bad.
I have full HP left.
I have body with the organs removed. Okay, I put the heart in.
How do I open the box?
The removed lungs are displayed in the back, in the black.
Examine it.
Aha.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no, he's rising
It's so big I cooked by the way
I'm going to go to the right side of the road.
Read, read, read.
I'm not supposed to turn to the right side of the road.
In addition, we're going to be able to get a child right in the right direction.
Blood specimen, reversible.
Something which I don't know.
I'm supposed to go right in the stabilizers.
Herb.
Uhhh, I'm losing my effect, and I'm only going to let the last one craft steroids and stabilizers.
I got an herb.
How the fuck do I get past this guy?
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it.
I need to make them all squares except and then click the middle or what?
Boom.
What?
That's a good start.
right? That's a good start. Then? No. That's a good start. Top right is done. Now we need
fix bottom left now is it fixed bottom left you you bomb no bomb
I don't get it, I actually don't get it, this is fucking stupid.
I don't get it.
Does anyone else get it?
Why don't you stop thinking?
I've been trying.
When I press the square it turns to a circle and the things that it's connected to also
turn into a circle.
Bang!
So then, if this is connected to this, like a line, if I press this they become squares.
But if I press this, then they turn opposites.
So then how do you ever get them all to be circles?
It doesn't make sense.
The only way to do that is if the middle is a square, and you turn them into a circle
like that.
And then you push the circles to the outside.
Wait.
What do you mean I had it?
Did I actually have it?
Sorry.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, I'm on something.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
I can do this.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, I can do this.
I want this one, this one, this one, and this one to be the squares.
That's what I want.
I want those to be the squares.
I get it, I get it.
So I want you to be a square, and I want you to be a square.
Then, then, I want to bang.
Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I get it, I get it.
You'd be a square and I won't that one
So then I want
Wait, it's because there's an extra connector. It's got down left right right left up
Square
square, square, square, circle, circle, square, no, square, square, yes, yes, yes, wait,
Square, square, square, square, square, square, squat, squat, circle.
I am a genius! I'm a genius! I'm a genius!
genius that was crazy pace that was crazy pace not gonna lie just click
random squares and eventually it worked but it worked okay now my question is
okay you're gonna love this how do I get out of here I would love to know the
answer that because that puzzle was easy compared to this puzzle okay what the
Fuck is that?
What is that bag? Oh, scrap.
Wait, where's my knives gone?
Oh my god, the scrap was my knives!
Oh, he's gone.
Sticking his cheeks.
Boom!
What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
You need three for the cheeks? Are you kidding?
Now you stay right there.
I need to go to the toilet, it's so bad.
Wait, 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
No
No
No
No
No
No
Okay, sorry hey
Okay, now I need to figure out how to kill that fucker I have one more injector I think he needs to die
He needs to die. It's the only way
But I don't have any more scrap
Fuck. How do I even get past that guy? I don't think there's...is there a way to get around
him without killing him? Fuck, this game is hard, man. I need to...I need to go into
that area and I need to figure out the code to put the organs in the corpse. And
I think if I revive him chat I'm not muted shut up say six seven if I'm not muted
Aha couldn't resist could you you couldn't resist
There's no way by the way.
Okay this is really annoying by the way.
This is infuriating the annoying.
I think I need to kill him.
I need to kill him, it's the only way.
I don't think Bunt is killing him. I have to inject him from behind though, right? So I have to reset him?
I don't have requiem bullets yet.
Fuck, what do I do?
I can't craft requiem bullets yet. I haven't discovered it.
I think all we do is re-reset it.
Good crouch.
Why the fuck would I use it on his body? Isn't that stupid?
Alright, that fucker's gone. God bless.
need to just kill her that's great
bro why can't he go the other way oh my god
you too wait one point what
Do I hide in the corner when he comes back and then he- no, that doesn't make sense.
Oh my god!
Oh my god
Oh my good heavens
We are stacked. Wait, where did that one go? Am I done?
There, there's a, there's one bullet, one bullet, are you f- for real?
One bullet?
Do you think I'm gonna hit that bullet or what?
To all staff will be updated following station facility.
East Wing 1F, waiting room.
East Wing 1F, blurred and illegible.
West Wing bar and lounge.
Okay, I've done the West Wing lounge, so it's East Wing 1F now.
Which is the first floor.
Oh my god it's a shortcut. Yes.
Where was this coin? The ancient coin. Am I stupid?
Fas? Oh it's...
Okay.
Okay.
Now.
Now!
Let me go this way, fuck I don't have a melee knife, Shison.
All right, we're free.
I could craft a knife right now.
Should I craft a knife?
I could craft injectors.
We'll craft an injector for now.
Okay, he came out of here, which is the direction that I needed to go in in the first place.
Oh my god.
30 to the right 10 to the left 50 to the right that's the safe in the
examination room that's the doctor's safe yes
I can make another injector.
Maybe that's crap.
I can make another injector.
I can make another injector.
I can make another injector.
I can make another injector
And I can make another injector and I can inject this fucking singing red
Oh
I can't craft any more MNOs!
Now. Come when we want me, now. Do it. But I have scraps, don't I? No, I don't.
I have to do it in his back right?
I'm gonna kill you.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No you don't! No you don't!
Still no bomba?
Yes!
Oh!
mysterious charm that works like by only increases likelihood you'll survive fatal damage
and I spy charm wait a minute that goes kind of crazy actually
okay wait what was the code it was 10 to the right 50 to the left 30 to the right
or what the fuck what the fuck it was 30 to the right 10 to the left 50 to the
Alright, uh, what the fuck?
It was what?
30 to the right, 10 to the left, 50 to the right.
30 to the right, 10 to the left.
No, wait, when I go to the left I have to go all the way around or not?
Sally. Bro, all I get is coins from this shit. That's it.
I need to figure out how I do this combo because I have no idea.
Analyze, what do you mean Analyze?
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right right right right.
Where is the blood lab out here?
I know where I need to go and you're going to go.
I forgot to analyze though.
Here we go!
Brain equals cells.
Now I can craft Requiem ammo.
I can get two bullets with the... I can get quite a lot of bullets actually, I'm telling you.
Was I only missing here because I kind of rushed it?
No, I think I'm missing in here.
But there's a sturdy lock.
oh yeah it's this shit I need the corrosion to corrode this shit
shite sir
an herb as well what the fuck
an avasi
wait scrap, scrap, scrap that's perfect I need ammo now
fuck I can't craft ammo I need 20 more blood
I'm sure there's blood here somewhere.
Shit.
We can make this work.
Trust me.
I should save the game, you're right. I am trolling.
Oh
How the fuck am I going to do this?
There's three of them.
There's three of them.
I have two bullets.
And I know one injector.
I don't know one injector.
Okay, I just need to kill those things.
Oh good, we just have to make a little lap here.
Wait, just, wait, I have an idea.
I actually have a mega idea.
I have a crazy idea.
Let me see what's in my storage real quick.
Well, I can take the Requiem because I have one bullet for it, but I should save the bullet
to be honest.
I should save the bullets.
How many injectors to kill the big knife guy?
How many injectors?
One?
Hopefully it's just one
I have seven coins as well
God bless.
Alright.
I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad.
Bro I'm so upset.
Oh, it's so annoying! Fuck off, stupid rat!
I am stupid, by the way.
I am stupid. I am stupid.
I am stupid.
I am so stupid.
Where is this big guy at?
I can make bullets now.
Where is the big dude?
I think I found him.
Now how the fuck do I put this injector in him?
Without him killing me.
Oh my...
I'm not enough...
I'm not enough...
My...
Jesus...
Pantry key wait what the fuck is the pantry
Oh, shit. Wait. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
I'm not sure if I can get out of here.
Please don't tell me someone's in here.
Scrap! Big!
More bullets, big!
stakeout takeout charm
increases knife power and durability
okay
okay
i see you
is there anything i can craft to get rid of the blood
uh...
i mean i should craft this for sure
i have ones two scrap i think i'll make some bullets or should i make a knife
Oh my god another bullet, yes.
I think I make ammo.
But then how do I take this with me, Oak, because the scrap will disappear.
I could, I could make the upgrade, actually.
Nice, this was big loot, by the way. Big fucking loot.
Big fucking loot here.
I need some more-
OOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Yes.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, what is even in there?
Oh, it's a shortcut.
Okay, Sally knows exactly what he's doing now.
We're gonna go in here and get the blood.
There's a lot of blood on the floor here.
Oh, God, what is it?
Hey, are you all right?
Have you ever been here before?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
What is it?
This is, um, you're, um...
Did anyone hurt you?
Because I can't see?
See? No, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's not what I meant.
It's not my fault.
The doctors gave us both medicine.
Made our eyes go bad.
So, so there was someone in there?
There's another bed in this, uh, my friend, Marie.
Don't tell me she's like unleashed in the building somewhere.
I saw Marie already.
Who was Marie?
I'm just going to keep looking around yeah there's a big hole in the roof so I'm guessing
someone got it cooked. Ah, yes, yes. She escaped my friend. I see a hole in the ground.
What is this? Transforming living through medicine to get to the moon's trust of the
sun and strength of the stars we are partners.
Okay I've scrapped, I have this, I make some more bullets.
Which is good and then I think it's time to take the big gun.
I think it's time to take the big gun.
Can I take a lock pick as well?
I don't think I'm gonna dump the...
Actually no I need that.
I'll dump this.
And I'll dump this for now I guess as well.
I think I'll take the lock pick with me.
And I think I will just...
Maybe I should take this with me just in case actually.
because I'm much more into me.
Wait, do you use the charms?
No, I just have to keep my bullet, right?
I don't- I don't use the charms, I just-
Why can't they stack, by the way?
Wait, do you put the charm into the gun?
I don't get it.
No, okay. Alright.
Alright, I see what we can do.
I might just, I'm just gonna use Requiem Bullets.
I feel like requiem bullets are probably something that people like freak out about like oh my god you used a requiem bullet stop it
But I feel like I'm just gonna fucking unleash them
All right, let's do this
My elf is getting lower.
Okay, let's keep this fucking shit up.
Hunting knife, what?
I
I
Not bad
Oh my god.
I could just craft ammo to make space actually.
It made no space.
What?
Well, actually we don't have the gun.
Okay!
The corrosive.
Yes, I need that.
Perfect.
Is there anything else I need in here?
No.
There's nothing else.
So long experiments with an overdose of Zipera or the subjects either have an auditory hallucinations and became aggressive and control difficult behavior.
The subject is already behavior when exposed to loud noises.
is okay what could I do here to like fix this fucking inventory should I just get rid of the
coin.
I don't know what this means.
The surgical removal of some cranial nerves resulted in a type of historonic personality
disorder that can only be described as the main character syndrome the patient can use
to wander around the carousel and the singing.
Oh this is just about the...
Oh there's two subjects, Selena and Eileen. Those are the two...
witches basically that are dead.
I killed two witches.
Yeah, Chad, you're gonna toss a coin to your witcher.
What?
What?
Oh, Mrs. Ashcroft. Come here.
I won't harm you.
What?
I was just looking for Dr. Richardson.
Why did you kidnap me?
Kidnap you.
I liberated you.
Who are you?
Oh, forgive me.
Dr. Victor Gideon.
I run the center.
It took forever to find you.
You're not like other people, you know.
other people you know you're quite unique through you help us can finally
Elpis!
Who the fuck is Elpis?
Elpis!
My master, maybe?
What?
What the fuck?
Would you like to see that hidden under the hood?
I don't know what to do.
right don't fart
there's no escaping your destiny
nah she's cool, hello she's cool
it's jump scare I can see it surely
she's gonna look and then won't pop
no don't do it don't do it don't do it
don't do it that jump scare will be about as bad as my hairline look at this
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Please don't jump scare, please, please, please.
Shice him and come on.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
What the fuck does he mean, Destin?
Come on friends, let's be together.
Let's be happy together.
All right, it's time.
De-de-de-de-de-de.
Corrosive.
Hola.
Now, the code is moon sun star moon.
Moon... Sun...
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon... Wait, okay, hold up, hold up.
This is a pen that says one and it has a sun on it.
This has two people and this has a moon on it.
This has three people and it has a sun on it.
So the first one is sun.
The second one is moon.
The third one is Sun, so it's Sun Moon Sun, and then the fourth one, Sally will figure
it out.
I
Really thought I was cooking there a
Puzzle box is in the background
But I don't get it. There was one person two people. Oh wait, it's the thing on the above its sun
Moon
So, that's what I just did. That's what I just did. That's what I just did. That's what I just did, bro.
What the fuck?
Star sun moon sun let's try that star sun moon sun is it that simple wait that's kind
of boring bro wait that's kind of boring the fuck is that I thought I was onto something
with the one two threes bro that's kind of smart that's kind of smart oh my god
organ locking transplant 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, hand up to 2, 4, 3, auto got it
master spencer's research victor ghilli up mutated t-virus strain herrine
documents as a theory that will use a t-virus control memories and will this
research shall serve as a guiding light for all of humanity in rare
instances repeat the mutations of two TV virus, T virus, can trigger a normal reaction and infect
the individual's body leaving the changes in their blood. This mutated trains of the T virus
will likely sweep the world and total eradication will be impossible. Those infect by the mutated
T virus firmly retrain their pre-infection habits and characteristics of blood transformation.
Within their lies the key of humanity's evolution, the file ends here, colon.
She bowed.
I could just heal.
Alright then.
Now we get the transfusion box and Sally does a little bit of mathematics.
That's what's going to happen now.
Now we get the transfusion box and Sally does a little bit of maths.
Live in life.
We're part of the family.
Have fun.
Play in video games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like my puzzles.
I like my puzzles, yeah.
I like my puzzles, yeah.
I like when the puzzle is puzzly.
I have to figure out the puzzle.
D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D.
Store?
Store?
Take?
Takes?
We put the I in,
that'll save up a little bit of space.
and then we need to make
i do need to make a uh...
i do need to make a saving circle
so i'm gonna need a little bit of blood
and then if i get a little bit of blood
i can save up
sun
now what we're missing is
star
you
you are
my universe
and i
can always
always put you first. You, you are my universe and I will always put you first. I need a
bit of blood. I have a little bit of blood. Does anyone have a little bit of blood? There's
blood everywhere but for some reason Sally can't pick it up because the game's bugged.
Where's the operation? It's to the right. Here we go.
Now this is left, Sally. Wait, am I going the wrong way? No, it's here.
All right, seems we got a little bit of a minor flesh wound. Let me fix that for you.
All right, examine. Okay, so we needed to go and two, three, four, three, auto.
We need to go hand to ah, ah, what does it say 4 3 it's 2 5
What no, I get it 1 2 3 4 5 I
Get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Wait a second
Wait a second you
Now was it five or was it three? You are it was five and two
You you are my you
You you are my
You
Okay, there we go there we go. That's me
F
Lungs placing lungs
Lungs inside heart inside human restoration available
Hey, why did I do that there?
nine
Ow, wait, I
Feel like you must why did I do that? I went through three hours of puzzles for that
Three hours of puzzles for that!
How long's your heart gonna last, buddy?
How long are those lungs gonna pump for?
I am your creator.
I need to go around.
That's as long as it lasted.
Oh my god, ID wristband leveled, svai!
Yes. Yes.
you you are my universe and I will always put you first I'm not gonna lie I
need some more blood I'm gonna be honest I need a little bit of blood I do need a
little bit of blood you know why because I need to create a save file
Saturn needs to save yes he does how is there so much blood on the ground and
can't pick them up the bathroom are you talking about this bathroom over here wait
I can oh my god I should go there I have a fucking picklock oh my god it's
legendary it's legendary you you are my universe
Kato's making a nine-hour game into a 40-hour game bro I'm having fun this
This is fun. This game is good.
This is a good game. This is a good game. I'm enjoying myself.
There we go. There we go. How many bullets do I have? I love bullets.
Hola!
You are my universe.
Boom
Sally is on the way
Take
Take on me take me young
Take me on I'll be
How are you still alive brother?
Now.
Give me, give me!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Where is the picklock at though?
Ah, it's in the door next door.
No secret tunnel?
No secret tunnel.
That means I gotta kill this freak though.
Fuck, I'm minus one there.
Not optimal by Sally.
Hit lock.
Rare!
Okay! I think we're kinda happy with that.
I could go get the herb.
Is it worth it? I don't have space for it though.
Actually, I could just craft my inquiry button now.
You, you are my universe, and I will always put you first, you, you are...
Ah, should I actually open the shortcut? You ride, you ride, you ride, you ride.
I don't know how I'll be coming back here though.
Unless... wait, this is Skidward's Point Level 3.
go up a floor. Oh it's shift. 60 blood. There's four ammo up there. Laser microscope. I think
this is the next area. So I think we good, we good, we good. We good, we good. Alright!
save game, deal?
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Alright, let's get rid of this because it increases knife power. Sally don't got no knife.
Let's get rid of this leather notebook because Sally's already figured it out.
We'll get rid of the rare metal too because I don't need more bullets.
The hunting knife will keep this we will keep and I have two bullets and we have an eel.
Perfect.
guys blue
all right
now this part looks kinda freaky not gonna lie
what is this guy saying in chat?
why are you so kind?
One-thirty!
Big...
Not gonna lie though, like actually...
The fuck, I just jumped through a door.
Uh, the game itself is actually pretty hard, I think.
I think your resource management has to be good.
You don't get much... It's not very forgiving.
As for Dr. Zola, from today, I'll take part in monitoring the subject.
One-seven-one, she's motionless. Wait, hold up, this is important.
She is emotionless and unsettling. The assignment fills me with unease.
Subject 171 is blind and requires a lot of assistance. I feel sorry for her.
I tried to have some comfort by stroking her hair, but it's always received no reaction.
Such an unnerving child, I just want to go home and shower for a reason.
The security manager joined me today. He asked subject 171 two or three questions about blood.
But of course, the child would know how to respond. What a strange man.
Subject 171, that's the girl.
There have been a number of cases where a corpse is infected with mutated bee shrine.
have exited rapid tissue regeneration in sudden viral behavior, that's what I've been seeing.
Analysis of enlarged tumor that formed on the head of those patients revealed a sudden change in red blood cell patterns
consistent with the pattern found in urine tests. This addition of mutation considered a side effect.
We have named those double mutations blister heads.
In rare cases, the tumor was observed to spread from head across the entire body.
If the abscess covering these individuals burst, the fluids will expel, will induce double mutation nearby infected.
He wanted to poison proven effective at preventing double mutation otherwise. Oh, I see so I can I
Can like inject dead bodies to stop them from coming back
But if I kill and shoot their head and blow it off
It could affect the people next to them and then they could resin kill me or what so I should kill them. Oh
My god
star star star moon son star star moon son all right he's dead okay now star
star moon the ingredients are too scratchy but the braille is still
visible I can't tell which buttons which braille what is braille what is that
What's a braille?
These girls... they look just like...
Oh it's how blind people talk?
Are they... they just like can read?
I see, I see.
Here's a woman who walked her up.
I didn't know what Braille meant bro chill out
So Braille is like the...
Is it like a language?
Or is it a...
Wait I'm already on ID.
Take the child to the puzzle box?
Are you fucking kidding?
Fuck do you mean take the child to the puzzle box?
Hell nah!
Call me just RNG it.
You are my universe.
Okay, I got all the loot here.
Okay, I'm fully looted.
This door is locked.
Sally's gonna sneak.
I bet you because I read that script,
that this dude is gonna turn into a fucking freak.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, it might be a good idea to kill them, because if I have to come
back this way with the little girl, it's gonna be a bit awkward.
So I should probably one-hop him.
Nice.
It pays.
Okay.
I can craft some shit now.
Umm...
I could craft a stabilizer, you're right.
I do have a fucking...
I think upgrading the gun is kind of nice, isn't it?
Wait, I don't have an empty vial. What? I thought I had an empty vial.
VAS? I do.
That is a lot of cost though. That is a lot to cost. Are you kidding? 130?
I do have a save. It's probably worth it.
I have one more shooting ability increase.
Leather notebook don't need, Stegatron don't need, rare metal I could use to craft more
but I don't have the tings for it.
I think I'll keep the scraps and I have the level 3 respect, not bad.
So then, we will save the game.
Then we will speak to the homie.
Wait, why do I have the charm on me?
The fuck, I swear I just put that back.
Store.
Bongo-la, bongo-cha-cha-cha.
Beedie, wait, what is this?
Makin'.
Um, yo, I'm just gonna let you out without knowing what your powers are, why you're
here, or what possibly you could do.
Thoughts?
Hey.
Why did they put you in here?
I don't know.
I've always been here.
Do you mind if I take a look?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you mind if I come in?
I don't mind.
Uh, so, um...
Sorry.
I'm with the police.
FBI?
Yes.
I'd like you to come with me.
why I'm grace what's your name Emily oh wait she's blind she can't see the door
you like reading yeah do you think you could read something for me please I
I really need your help.
Is that her spellbook?
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll take you there.
I wonder why she's in a prison cell.
But no.
Let's take her to read my slot machine instead.
Yeah, good idea.
Come read my slot machine. I need a Gamber
This is
Some actions and attacks are impossible when you carry Emery.
You can set her down on the sofa in the guards office while you do what you need to do.
The gu-
I have to keep it together.
Yeah, we're gonna go back to the door.
real quick.
Here.
Sit right there.
Sit.
Fourteen bullets.
I'll be right back.
Now, how many are there?
I need to get her to where? I need to get her through here?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Having an injector would be nice, but I'm out of stuff.
Do I kill him?
Do I have enough damage, you think? Is it worth it?
I need to go all the way like this.
I'm gonna have to wreck them, I think.
Oh, what the fuck?
I think that's worth it.
Okay, that's for sure worth it.
Alright, let's go get it.
What was her name again?
Take the blood injector, what blood injector? Oh, yeah, shit
It's fine though, right? It's fine. I mean, I'll get it anyway
I'm just gonna. Hola. Come, come with me. Come with me.
First time messenger is criticizing my ammo usage. Yo, first time master, suck my left
It's a festival.
Specifically the left one.
I swear if that guy in the room who was laying on the desk has like suddenly woken up and
is now the most OP zombie on the planet, I'm gonna be a bit annoyed.
That's gonna annoy me.
Nice. Well, this is going to be great.
Here it is.
You think you can read it?
I can try.
It's like a giant puzzle box.
I can easily handle that, I'm actually in god mode right now.
I got him in the killer.
Why is just this one...
NO F**K!
should I heal?
I don't get it, where the fuck am I supposed to go?
VASI!
th
death
death
death
death
Fuck.
Fuck.
Nine? What?
He one-shots me or what really
wasn't that long. Wait, did I lose my items? No, I don't
Right, I got my items.
I
No way no way no no no no no no no no no no-no-no-no-no-no right on the floor
That's a joke by the way.
That right there, that's a joke.
That's funny.
I'm gonna laugh out loud now.
Wait a second, let me laugh out loud, hold up.
Anymore degenerate threats. Anymore.
No. No.
I'm gonna scrap that life by the way. It's fucking useless. I'm just grabbing it.
Suck my dick.
Alright.
We take the girl, we go to the ting, we skip, skip, skip, then we eel with the plant, then
I'm not gonna take any risks, I'm just gonna get the fuck massive gun out and pop that
guy in the head.
There's no other way around it, it's just gonna happen.
Fred, let's go.
We have to keep it together.
Okay, and where did you come from?
Okay, nice.
And where did he come from? And where?
stream slaver
Beautiful Sally likes that.
Did it.
Not going to get faked again.
Not going to get faked again.
That's it! VALONE!
No.
I
That's a joke by the way. That is a funny. That's a funny by the way. That is such a funny. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous
That's ridiculous. That's a big funny. No, no, no
No, you can't convince me that's not a funny. That's completely bugged. That's completely bugged
Oh, you did it you did I'm fucking half dead
What
I found this.
Shit.
I'm down, we thank you.
Well, Emily.
I don't have any bullets left bro, I'm sorry if I add some bullets I could help you but...
Get Emily back bro!
I'm half dead!
I come, I'm half dead!
What do you mean get Emily back?
Descend! Descend!
Descend! Descend into...
oh my god I should have saved it oh my god I'm choking I'm choking I'm 0 HP 8 bullets
There's no eels.
It's cooked.
Oh my god, it's cooked.
It's cooked.
Oh, honey, honey.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Ah!
What the fuck?
How is it if Leon escapes this fucking capture there is no way done fuck Victor had us both tied up and both of us escaped
That's gonna be a permanent ban to Victor
Like that's disgusting
We can talk.
Right.
Right.
When we can begin your treatment.
It's not a treatment, I hope.
You're an investigator, right?
An investigator.
Investigate this
Wait a minute
So Leon's turning into a fucking demon or what?
The answer is to your disease here.
Why is it going so slowly?
Yes.
You know I do have a question, when is the last time you brush your teeth?
Okay. Okay. Okay, Leon.
Okay. Okay, buddy.
You are an ignorant fool.
I
What are you believe in human evolution?
I have devoted my life to studying it. No way, but I will have devoted your life in the neck in the neck in the neck in the neck
My gun
Save me
What do you mean the floor plan you'll send the send
he is batshit crazy gonna make my way to his office
yo just fucking send the homies wait I'm third person here do you know plus
Grace Ashcroft got away got away brother I have zero bullets a child
to save and one HP what do you mean got away and the find out no they
What the fuck are you doing about it?
Oh my god, third person is so different
I feel like I'm less immersed
But at least it separates the difference, you know, and change?
Yeah, I didn't check the loot that way.
A fucking shotgun!
Oh
Boss
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get the gun.
I'm just trying to get the gun.
I
Fucking shit
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Jesus
why can't we save 2 on neon?
well what does that do? well what does that do then?
I've done this from the start, do I even need to fight that guy?
I'm missing loot or what?
Oh yeah I see it.
But the ladder's broken.
How the fuck do I get it?
You're lying by the way.
You're lying.
I can't get that loot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, don't tell me there's loot here as well.
Can I climb up this?
Shit.
Grenade yourself up there.
Ah yes, grenade myself up there.
Grenade jump like it's Halo.
There's three shells over there. Let's correct that and then we'll go in there.
I found a security manager, put this guy on the safe, 60 to the right, 40 to the left,
80 to the right, 60, 40, 80.
W.
60, 40, 80, 60, 40, 80, 60, 40, 80, shadow on the left.
Wait, I'm- I've been here.
But my inventory is massive.
Oh my god, I'm here.
604080 on what though?
On what is 604080?
Bro, I swear I did all of the chests.
But there was one chest I didn't do that was in the director's office.
I guess is where I need to go.
Which is downstairs, I guess.
How the fuck do I go downstairs?
There's a heal here.
Warped closet.
Let's go to the closet.
In the records room.
What the fuck? Leon's gun is broken!
Up, left, down, right.
Bozzy.
His office should be upstairs.
Left and down.
left him down
I need to go upstairs
How do I go upstairs?
It must be left here then.
Is it here?
It might be there. I left a water bottle right here.
But I guess he can't use water bottles or what.
That's a fucking mega pistol
Hell nah
What a fucking shame...
Bust their heads if you want to survive this.
Oh my god, what do you mean use your axe to the axe one-tap or what?
Oh my god, it does one tap.
the fuck you can do that
of
of
what I feel like these bodies are gonna like res
all gold
How you parried?
Every single one.
What the fuck?
Why can't I throw my grenade?
of a game
Oh, how is he not getting down?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Bro, why is it so hard? Why is it so hard? I don't get it
of
the
death of
death of
death
It's pointless to ult back in. It's pointless. I need to down him first.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
how do you parry how do you parry how do you parry
Do I just press space and then I carry and that's it?
and timing.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Not done. That's my cardio for the week
Good one Leon
Get it cardio cuz he exercised you get it you get it on
I
Pretty sure if I'm bitches private office nice work lock it up. Yes, ma'am
Merchants look I have the IP address just give me a minute and
I'm in
Okay, hit me.
Oh, don't tell me she's- she's- she's ringing him.
There's no cure.
I found some information about our illness.
There's no cure.
Our symptoms confirm a T-virus infection.
Our? Oh, shit, she has a two?
Oh fuck.
Well, hey, these friends are together, right?
Alright, where we got it?
Elpis.
Elpis.
There's the chaos there's great but she was eldest
But why is he surprised she's got something to do with it didn't he see her and ask her why she's important already
Oh for fuck's sake still remind me about this
One fucking life bar, six bullets, no save, it's cooked.
It's so fucking chopped and fried by the way, it just is.
Please have heals on the floor.
Everyone's dead, the planet's shit, and they all left this godforsaken place.
I tried to escape, but I can still see my colleagues being eaten alive.
It's an endless loop.
Okay well did any of you drop any heels? I would love to know because this is
completely cooked.
Why is this only a hospital?
Okay well the elevator doesn't work.
which is great if I turn the electricity on everyone's gonna fucking come out
of their cages and start shafting me all I want to do is oh my god yes yes
my loot box
to all employees the girl is currently occupying the basement we plan to corner her by taking
advantage of the subjects in torrents to light and will place high intensity ultraviolet
lights on her wait that's the other girl that's Emily I forgot Emily's here try so
Come on, do I go up to anything that's gonna help me?
Wait, why is this bus... what the fuck happened?
Why is my pistol in there?
Ah.
Wait, the SNS is better, right?
Let's put that back.
Let's put that back.
Let's put that back.
Let's put...
You back, because we have no bullets for you left anymore, which is quite sad.
Big save. Alright chat, I think I'm gonna sneeze it there. I got some things to do this evening.
It was fun though, it was a really fun game, we'll play it again really soon. We will
complete this game. This was a banger game. I feel like the game is insanely fun. Insanely
fun to play. I'm a big fan. Hope you enjoyed watching it. I'll be back tomorrow with LPL.
I can't stream Resident Evil tomorrow because I have to leave at around 3pm tomorrow. So
we'll play Resident Evil again on Monday, probably, okay? The deal? Monday and then
Tuesday Eliminering with O'Neal Schnitzel. So big variety inbound. Alright chat, thanks
for coming out. I will see you tomorrow for LPL finals and then Monday for more
Alright, child of the lurkers, good as gifts, child of the subbers, re-subbers, hope you
enjoyed having the rest of your day, night, morning, evening, whatever in the world, take
care, stay safe, sleep well.
And yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Big kiss, thanks for hanging out, hope you enjoyed it, where's your really fun
game played on Monday, and I'll see you later.
Bye!
Thank you.
you
you
you
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