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What do you mean address me?
Why is every day a day of elephant dressings?
Fuck is this?
I have to address every day?
I have to address every day?
The TikTok, what's wrong with the TikTok?
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
I am hip and trendy and I'm doing some crazy trendy
I've got moves like no one else. Everyone clap. Everyone clap. Everyone clap. Shaisa.
Where's my Cam? Everyone clap. Everyone clap. Alisa Liu. Alisa Liu, you see?
I see I know where that's from.
Okay, sorry I'm back.
W reference, what's wrong with your hair? Well, it's not growing very fast. It's not growing fast. It's uh,
It needs to grow faster.
Yeah, I've kind of tidied the space behind me. It's a bit tidier. You see it? It's a little bit tidier.
Is there a Pokemon Soul Link today? No, I think the Pokemon Soul Link is on Friday.
Today is Elden Ring, Mod, Duo Queue.
It's all set up and ready. It's all set up and ready and tested.
Elden Ring duo listen chat I'm not gonna lie Mr. Schnitzel he says he's he's
played he's done ng plus there's no way he's an ng plus by the way
there's no way there oh is it ready already wait a minute hold up thank you
I got some food!
Look at this chat.
Some chicken tendies and rice.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Chicken tendies and rice.
NG Plus is super easy because you're over leveled.
No.
What do you mean it looks like shit?
It looks fucking great.
It looks fucking god tier.
Yo the chicken's fire.
And the...
Bro that guy, what are you eating all day burgers or what do you mean?
Chicken and rice is a classic.
Are we talking about the hair?
What?
No he's not.
Is he?
There's a lot of things we didn't watch yet.
I want to watch you like LEC voice comes. I haven't seen them. Were they banger or what LEC voice comes
I mean no
All right, let me see.
I changed my camera a bit. It looks like it is it tilted or not?
Is it fine? It's more... I tried to centralize it a bit, you know what I mean?
But now there's a giga reflection in the glasses. Why?
Is there an affraction when I look forwards?
It's only when I look left, isn't it? It's like reflecting deer to deer.
Sheebel.
Are you hiding your hair?
Are you going to coach in Witchcraft today?
Maybe.
Probably.
Maybe not.
Small chance.
Small chance, yes.
Small chance, yes.
Do you guys see the banana?
There's the banana in the audience.
Like down there, like very close.
Like kind of a yaku would be like.
Did I go close?
My timing was good?
No.
No, no, no!
Food and a voice come video!
I've been lied on, but there is way more KCF than the rest.
No, no, no, the blue ones that you are watching are our friends.
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
You will see when we enter what is going to happen.
You will see who is dead.
You will see who is deadie
Yorvan Yorvan
I want this game, I want this game!
All right!
Yay who?
Was that the event I was talking about?
Bro the tower is in every event.
Yeah.
Ah ah!
Penta, penta, penta!
Again?
Penta!
What do you want?
I put the arrow on you!
Yeah!
Oh oh oh oh!
I got this guy on my head.
Guys it doesn't look good, no?
I got down two times and I have to get him on my head like a f***.
The heads that hurts my head is like, I know you should play.
That means you're too chained.
The heads that hurts my head is like, I know you should play.
That means you're too chained.
The heads that hurts my head is like, I know you should play.
That means you're too chained.
The headset hurts my ears, physically.
Get a series of the stomp.
We did our best.
Aw, Noah.
He's hot, sir.
I'm not eating his hot.
Go play, go play.
Noah.
Let's case a fight now.
Oh!
Wait, where?
There.
Up, mate.
Up, up.
That's the case of that?
Oh, yes.
Nice.
Help each other today.
The boys.
Wait, what was the score?
Chloe versus KC.
Let's go, guys.
All right.
Let's go.
I forgot.
Oh, it was game five.
We played Kasek, right?
I'll probably win.
I'm sure of it
That piano was crazy
Why why we pin it why we why we why we fucking pinning ticktocks. I don't know. I don't know. I don't do ticktock
I
That game was a giga stop
Respectfully
I'm actually just missing.
They're on Aluminium.
These all are crazy, mate.
This was such a crazy play.
I don't want to get cheese, I don't want to get f***ed up because of these grinders
So they just play accordingly, okay?
We're still guys, we lost Vitaly, uh...
That's cool
We won yesterday's game, so...
We won't change too much, huh?
Now we get to the side, easy drops
Easy game, easy life
W down, W down, get up, kill it, good?
Sit together, sit together
Where, where, where, where, where?
Where is it, where is it?
I'm gonna keep going after us, all good?
Okay?
Bro, these games were such big stuns
The first two
Ah yes, you're scumming, great, great
We get tanked, we get tanked, thanks, thanks
Game 1 was a little close
In the first 10
How many people have done the reverse sweep?
Many.
In a final?
Many.
Actually a final reverse sweep?
It's a reverse sweep, right?
So if that's the only way, then we gotta have to do it.
And we will.
So let's make the momentum from this game, okay?
The only final reverse sweep I can think of is Rogue vs Mad Lions.
Let's go.
And let me do it.
Don't back it.
And let me do it.
Ah.
Nice!
Nice!
What is this?
Hahahahaha!
Oh, quadra!
Hey!
The quadra is good!
I think quadra is better than F.
Hey, guys!
Good job!
Hi!
We got that!
We got that!
We got that!
Come on!
Come on!
This is us, okay?
This is us!
Let's go, guys!
Okay, let's get it, guys, okay?
Okay, let's get it.
Okay, so...
We got this.
They won the first two.
And why now?
It's our time to...
We are winning these two.
Okay?
Yeah, and whoever wins game four, wins game five.
He's right. Well, he was wrong, but I can see why he's right
Shit the broth is so stressed. Oh my god
I like it
I think that makes the most sense for Kampen, Cap's legacy game by the way, legacy game.
This Anivia Q, I saw a clip of it, most mental Anivia Q I've seen once.
He sees all our ulting, right?
He's gonna throw his Q to the right here.
See that? Before she's even taken the jump and stuns her and saves her bro.
Like some of the things he was doing in that fight were insane bro. I don't know
how he even sees that.
Like that timing is... Do you see it? Do you see it? That is ridiculous. One more time.
Crazy bro. Absolutely crazy.
Oh my god
Oh I can't believe this is like begging bro, he's like please
they're just base now basebushes
look at them, look at them they're going
they're going, they're going
they're going, they're going
hit me hit me hit me hit me
hit the rixxus
you did it
why is he saying la leka
why is he saying la leka
The steps behind not being wait they have a video out, but I want to watch game five only
Like I want all the game five
Pretty calm
come come come
oh is that editing?
well I love how capped is running to lane
he's not even part of this play
but he's micromanaging it a little bit
we have flash we have flash
they all Q
Kill this one, kill this one.
I'll tank as well.
He's like, bro, he's making us all the players so good.
Nice, almost.
This is funny.
I think he's a good lifter.
Yeah.
I got him.
You don't think it's high?
I mean, I push it and I push it one time.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm moving.
I'm coming.
He's canceling.
He's canceling.
I can cancel as well, though.
What did you use?
I rolled.
I rolled.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I think it's gonna be now, I can't make it to the enemy wall
Nice!
Okay, then I'm getting to the enemy wall
He's gonna come out of the wall, okay?
I can roll from base
I can roll from base
Okay, I'm passing the enemy wall
This was a bit crazy
This was a bit crazy
He's not aware of me, that's cold
I'm dead, I'm dead
Get over, get over, get over
I'm still in the smoke by the way
They're passing the wall
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't hit him, I can't hit him
I can't hit him, I can't hit him, trust me
I can't do T
I will show him it, I don't want RTP, so you need to hedge.
So you need to watch?
I don't want RTP, so you need to hedge.
You need to hedge?
You need to hedge.
I've never heard someone say that.
What the fuck does that even mean?
You need to hedge.
spread your wings or some shit hedge your bets
yeah find the ulti, do you check with him?
Alice has a flash on me, okay, he has a flash here
they see me now
what is that comms though though, what the fuck is that?
you the hedge?
how does that make sense?
spread your what?
what are they spreading, they're four man on a lane
yeah, find the ulti, do you check with him
don't overexcend
Alice has a flash on me, okay, he has a flash here
They see me now. They see me now.
Maka ult, Maka ult, coming.
Meet the hedge.
He flashed on me.
This was a D.G.Troll by E2.
Oh no, are you aware of that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But he was in the bush, by the way.
It's fine, it's fine.
He was in the bush, by the way. He was in the bush.
Maka ult, Maka ult, Maka ult, coming.
He flashed on me.
I'm so sold, I'm so sold.
Oh no, are you aware of that?
I'm good to say.
But he will have soup, okay?
He was in the bush.
By the way.
It's fine, it's fine.
One for the jerk.
What about you?
No, no, no.
It's fine, it doesn't matter.
We just need the back to side, okay?
Don't lose it.
Be good.
Yo, 100, what's your crazy?
I'm gonna take the...
100, thanks.
Thank you.
I'm moving.
I'll take the blue one and come back.
Look here, okay?
I'm out of here.
Out of here, out of here, out of here, out of here.
But I might need that.
We have more range.
I need to.
Okay, I'm coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going inside.
Where the comms at?
Yeah, just get right and push your tools.
I think I might look okay.
You can use the verins.
Yeah, I'm...alistar, Alistar, force is on.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm gonna kill him.
Get the wave and keep healing, okay?
Yeah.
I'm gonna see him now.
I need to see him now.
Guys, I have zero walls on Nashas, okay?
He wants to flash everybody.
I'll make him flash.
Oh.
Help him, maybe.
I know that, but I said it earlier.
Oh, flash.
Okay, let's flash out.
He's watching me.
He's flashing, flashing, flashing.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I get out, I get out.
Guys, I'm getting...
Alistar is flashing me, maybe?
No, he's good, he's good, he's good, he's good.
Oh, no, bro.
Oh my god, it's such a mess.
It's crazy.
Everyone is inting.
but caps is like saving it I think I'm somebody some good job
good old caps
Holy shit
It's crazy this fight was close
I got 6k up in front of us all
and they had to clutch this fight
Oh my god the stressing our cameras is out of control. I mean obviously it makes sense
Only are
I'm going to you, I'm going to you.
Yeah, we're fine, we're fine.
We have wall.
I'm going to you.
I'm going to you.
Yeah.
Great speed kill.
I'm going to you.
I'm going to you.
It's pushed, it's pushed.
I'm pushed.
Nice flash, nice flash.
It's very ulted.
It's ulted as well.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm going to you.
I'll push me slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.
Please.
I'm going to you.
Now this is the GGV.
I'm pressing it, I'm pressing it.
Some nice comms, you know.
Look, look, look, look.
Handsome, I kind of squeezed a lot out in this fight.
He gets flashed on, he goes to completely 1 HP and stopwatches it and he's smashing
his R button right now.
He actually gets another ending, but he actually gets his ult off on sub 1%.
Almost kills Alistar, dodges away from Aurora Q and like bursts down the Aurora.
W comes, W comes, W comes.
Is there any other content we missed?
Why does he say Lalec?
you're referring to? Lalek, Lalek, Lalek. Do you see the Emiya Masters group draw? I did see it, yeah it's here.
But the way it works now is only one team can get out, so the LR boys are playing against
these three teams. I think Lup and Bam are kind of low elo teams, but G2 Nord is not bad.
they are not bad but the first part is whatever they kind of see to get through
the first two best of three and they should be able to do that easy and the
knockouts will be where it's where it's hard IMO what's your TikTok I'm not
gonna watch my tiktok
bro what bro who is that why are you linking who is that I don't even know
I know that guy bro. Who are... what are we doing?
I'm not checking things. What is this?
LAC vs. most popular teams by average viewers.
Is this including finals? Because we weren't there.
This is including finals?
Yeah, we weren't there past group stage, hello.
No, I'm not adding that.
Yo, that's fucked up.
That is actually fucked up, by the way.
That's fucked up.
what is this wallpaper? it's lr but we need to update it, boasting K-drail no longer here
what the fuck you're just gonna take us off your wallpaper like that?
keep it, i'm keeping it that's it, off the wallpaper gone done
That's it. Gone. That easy. Huh? Come on now. Yo, he's going to keep it. Yeah, he's going to keep it.
Actually, I'm not going to lie. Never. I changed mine.
Chad, did you see this?
Look at this.
This is crazy, by the way.
Wait.
Wait.
Jacky Senpai manga of Lost Ratones.
Lost Ratones retrieval arc with bouse and cajol.
You're a full cajol.
Witchcraft is the only way forward for people like us.
Nemesis, ex Lost Ratones.
Your ignorance blinds you old friend.
The Lost Ratones that we're so fond of no longer exist.
Your place has no being in this town.
Nemesis, fear not.
I shall carry on our legacy in my own way.
Nema, give him a break.
I wouldn't join you guys if I had to wear that funny looking hat too.
Bowsy!
Come on, Cajal, what are you doing?
I died a lot, but you sure look worse than death.
Bows, while you were gone, things were really...
Save your strength. We've got plenty of things to take care of.
But you've got nothing to worry about. The strongest is here.
This won't be the last of us. Don't think you've gotten away with it.
Damn, damn.
The plot thickens.
The plot thickens.
No romance for me, maaaamma.
Yo, stop linking the cat laughing.
I can see it from a mile away that it's a cat laughing.
I can see that a mile away.
What are you going to do team tier lists?
Well, today I recorded everything you need to know about first
hand in under a few minutes.
That's recorded.
That's going to come out in two days.
Then we do team tier list days in the week.
Then we do player tier list days in the week.
And I was thinking.
I was thinking of turning Sunday stream into like a four
hour podcast with like every like a representative from every
region and it's going doing a massive first-hand breakdown I was thinking of
doing something like that but I don't know if I can find the people or find the
energy to do a four-hour podcast I'm sure three-hour podcast it's probably gonna
be fun to do though like a first-hand mega breakdown promise I'm not sure
how interested people are in first-hand in general obviously I'm
super interested you know but I don't know if the demand is there for that
kind of content because it's quite a quick tournament you used to be able to
maybe something changed i don't know i'm gonna run to your wrap news and fight you
there that's what i'm gonna do what is this
okay i'm ninety percent ninety five percent sure i will find you on the
chicken doing them or i will or whatever i will find you here a hundred
some of the time doing them i'll have the control as well by the way
did you do it did you clean them okay so i think i will fight you
You have to skip Groom now, I know, I'm learning new jungle is different from all jungle
Wait, so Pippo was like arguing a point about jungle timings for a long time and then he
was wrong or what?
Yeah. Okay. So, what do you mean I skipped the entire clip? Did the clip was clipped without the context? And I'm saying
Also, maybe I can give you a little schedule. Maybe later this week
We're gonna do some wild 2v2s with Ziko
Yo, for any wild frogs, is that this for mages?
Is that this?
Bloodmore Magus Blade? Is that this?
What do you mean it's piss?
What is this music? Who made this music? Who made this? Do you know what I was watching last night chat?
Oh my god, you know what I was watching last night? I'm not even kidding
Let's see the ones who know will know.
16 15 14 years old you just got home from school
You're about a boot up. Wow. You see a new YouTube video just dropped. Oh
My god
absolute fucking chills
Absolute chills just dropped on the timeline you boot that shit up you have a little watch RMP on the fucking on the screen
This is where the road was like completely one HP.
This is BIS content by the way when you're younger.
This is absolute BIS.
Crazy.
Any slow motion down and goes to the fear.
Wait for it.
This is like literal chills in a second.
Hold up.
Watch this.
no motion, no mana, jumps, goes for the fear, boom, sees the tremor in the corner, kills
it with the engineering rocket gloves, swaps, goes for the holy fire, gets CS and stunned,
but he's still has shadow, boom, spamming attack, comes out, full burst, with death, boom,
dead.
Montage maybe
Crazy business
Tell you one guy that's piss content
I have no idea what's happening. Okay, just say you don't get it
I'm not adding that shit. I'm not adding that bro. How someone added it to their channel already, bro
It's not happening, it's not getting ended.
Why are you even linking, bro?
Why are you even linking?
I don't think it's gonna be as high.
What is this?
Oh, we'll watch that later.
YouTube clips don't work for me.
Not happening as well.
All right, is there any of the lead content we missed?
I feel like we missed some lead content.
Is Schnitzel alive?
No, it's not.
There's an LEC pop quiz.
Wait, you're lying.
You're lying.
There's an LEC pop quiz.
LEC pop quiz.
Where?
Where?
The minefield one.
We did that.
Where? Where? The minefield one we did that.
Welcome back to Pop Quiz. Happy to be back. How's your LEC trivia knowledge?
Bad. I'm literally the best Pop Quiz player on this side of the universe.
This time I'm gonna look to win. Hell yeah. Confident.
Okay, let's jump straight into it.
Who was the most picked champion in LEC 2025?
Wait did we do this one?
Big champion?
No, we didn't do that.
That's definitely.
Including bands or just pick?
Just pick.
Oriana?
Oriana.
Oriana?
I don't remember.
I love them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whole year.
There's some obvious ones, but I feel like they were banned the whole time.
Azir?
Azir.
I think we did this one.
First BDS, 50 minutes.
So I would just say 50 minutes.
Was it at least about 50?
Did we do this one though?
Did we do this one though?
I mean it's kind of the questions are kind of weird.
Wait, wait, wait.
So we did it, we did it, we did it, we sure did it.
Alright, what else?
Make enough money now Tom.
What do you mean make enough money?
way less money than I used to make. Bro, and I have more expenses because I have to pay for an
apartment in LA and I still pay for my house in Austin. Don't get it twisted. If we don't win this
year, my life is f***ing... I am ruining my life in order to try to f***ing coach this team.
So if we don't win, I have nothing. I have inted my entire life for nothing and I will leave.
Yes. Yes, she will leave too.
What is this?
Wait!
LCK finals?
Voice comms?
What is this Jjg shitting on the M1?
What is this Jjg like fucking taking a dump on the M1?
Bro look at those specifics.
Nocturne's really strong on the botcrap. I'm gonna go towards mid, and then I'm gonna go towards top afterwards
Understood
Big kill
I think we are the first team
I'm the first team but I don't think we are the only team that has the courage to fight
We are the first team
If only I had a chance like this
Canyon stealing Dragon's name and more Iconic duo
Actual rat behavior
I'm not good at this
I'm gonna get the kerat and the bot lane
I'm gonna get the 1 line and the 13 line
I'm gonna get the 1 line and the 13 line
Can I get out of here?
Yeah, I don't have mana
I'll go back
I'm gonna get one more
I got both
I'm gonna get the bot lane
I'm gonna get the bot lane
I'm gonna get the bot lane
I'm gonna get the bot lane
They're gonna play a lot of games
Big power gap, good to fight now.
Our memory is engaged.
This was brutal on Diable's flash, wasn't it?
Diable just gets one bang.
Minion, but the Grime is on the ground, so let's destroy the base.
We got the base, we got the base. It's on the right side.
But the base isn't on the right side.
League content? Yeah, we can do some League content later in the year, probably later in the year.
Maybe I'll do a...
Maybe I'll do a Pokemon... Not Pokemon, not a League Legends Nuzlocke challenge in mid lane.
That would be kind of go-to though.
GG
Right, the comms are not that super hyped cause they're just kinda
they're just like map movement reads
Keep the info coming, talk louder
silver scrapes flesh get it this is our Canyon trades back actually isn't it
criminal oh my god yeah fearx kind of piss me off in the series but it is gen g so
I'll use the top turret
I'll use the mid turret
Annie, just one shot tsunami
I'm getting used to it, I'm getting used to the lane
I can't do anything about the lane
I think we should just build somewhere
This time, I'm just going to look at the Niko's flash
I'm here
I think we should just go for the mid lane
Okay, okay, okay
One more, one more, one more
It's okay, it's okay
Flash flash flash flash
What's up?
I'm going to take it
I think Chobie's new hairstyle looks kinda good, yeah?
I went to own an eldering with schnitzel
The other English shitsill is very soon.
But where is he by the way? Where is he? He's not even live yet, that little freak.
He's gonna be late as fuck, huh?
This is game 3 right here, it is.
Oh, this fight was so brutal.
Diably.
Mama.
Completely unfightable.
Give him the penta, give him the penta!
How did Chobe not take that by the way?
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Wow, Lsk couples.
This was probably the most one-sided boring Lsk finals in my life.
I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm just saying.
What else, anything else?
Are you gonna watch Witchcraft play later?
Uh, maybe, probably, we'll see.
It's- hey, no!
Bro, didn't we see this already?
Keep sprinting and jumping, keep sprinting and jumping, then you'll get less- less- less-
e- e- e- e- faster, non-burning.
Because in the Nether you already know that it's going down.
Wait, watch this.
I just can't do it, I can't take this shit and move, man!
Oh, don't deliver again!
Okay, and stop-
AHH!
Stop it!
Block, block, block!
Okay, you're good, you're good.
I can't believe I did that.
Bob and Cool.
Backspot matter when I count the strike this game is too much for you
Actually, I can't believe we did it
I mean listen listen you just need to forget about it, you know
Let me tell you a story boys. Big clap. Arguably the goats domestically. Would you agree on
it? Yes sir, the best in Germany, the best in
Europe, yes. But then you put them in a major and they can't handle it. You two are the
same. Before you get to the nether, you look like the next coming of Minecraft, Dunk
Faker then you take a trip to there and you get excited all the loot and your heart rate is going up a hundred and seventy
You have to stay composed. It's true. I witnessed some great teamwork in your last big run
You got a reset now. You got to stay positive give compliments to each other
There wasn't enough compliment this time boys. You guys are redefining the matter of hardcore speed running
We are we did for sure agree with me
Yeah, if you don't hit the boat then that dragon is fully stun locked in a mouth of
a tea all right you got this boys so you're your mining you got like you didn't hear
the creeper spying you
Did he call me bum ass?
Oh my god I can't believe I'm about to do an Elden Ring duo with him bro this is gonna
be the worst thing ever.
Now this game takes 40 hours to complete by yourself.
How the fuck are we gonna do it together?
You know what it is?
It's not just duo mod, it's also randomizer mod.
So everything is randomized, everything.
So someone in chat will go, okay, if you go here you can get this weapon.
It's not that weapon, it's a random item.
And the bosses are random too.
So what happens if we open into our seed and the fucking first tree sentinel is millenia?
And it's me and schnitzel vs millenia for fucking 30 hours straight.
Like we have to both kill her and survive.
And we're in the same world and we can hit each other.
So there is a world where one of us misclicks and hits the other.
Like it's gonna be so fucked.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
I'm doing the ball, yeah.
Come to me, here, here, here.
There's a guy, there's a guy!
Stand on the lava, yeah, I'm trying to fill it.
No!
Hey, not on the lava!
Engine, engine, engine!
You can keep walking on me.
Ocean, ocean monument.
Piranhas with chains.
with chains. Oh no! That's the ocean boss!
Big news or a project?
Now right click!
Holding.
Good right click! Keep holding! Keep holding! Keep holding!
What is this?
That's crazy by the way.
What is this?
Nine
Why is he moving IRL
That was a classic classic classic classic absolutely classic big classic good one
all right we've got 11 adults all competing to see who is the smart edge in our general
knowledge trivia the winner today is getting $500 let's go you want me to
play this are you serious everyone has to get one correct to move on to the
next row what color are the arches at McDonald's in Sedona Arizona no they
the pop quiz for general knowledge in a is McDonald's colors what what the
Fuck you mean general knowledge. That's not in general. That's fucking burger. That's burger
It's the fucking weekend on a Saturday and you're playing fucking warm-up. What are you trying to do?
You're not going pro bro. You're not gonna be done
You're in your twenties. You're never gonna make it like that
I actually think me and Ona could get the 20k rating in CS, I really do think we could
do it.
I actually think we would take over that game.
If we both try harder, if we both try harder, I actually think we could do it.
Me in a non-tryhard state, I'm 15k peak at least, at least.
20k is gold nova.
Wait, what is the equivalent in elo right now of, what is it called, global elite?
What is the equivalent of elo?
30k?
30k?
What?
30k what you're lying
how many fucking people did he have in that call how many people do you have in
that call
60 people
all right what else what else is happening I'm missing anything from
League no we're not missing anything already what can we do for 10 minutes
Schnitzel, this best piece is gonna be 10 minutes late.
That monosucker.
What is this?
Maybe we should play some...
Wikipedia card openings? What?
10 pools until you get a free gold pack. What?
Open 5 packs.
I can battle people.
I can battle people.
Is that a gold?
Chronicler?
Jacobs?
Huddersfield, AFC?
Cultural depiction?
What the fuck is happening?
What is happening?
Now I go into battle with them or what?
This is raid boss Zendaya. 19k attack, 20k death, 80k HP, what? How do I win that? How do I win that?
No, I need more packs right, surely. Gold. Gold, gold, gold. Green Eric worm, green Daryl Stunrum, C.
Bro these packs are shit or what?
Unk, R and C.
Okay wait another pack hold up wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Is there blues in this game?
Greens only.
Bro I'm getting fucking ass.
Next pack.
Reindeer cheese what the fuck is that?
Come on there's gonna be one goldenness. 2008 Qatar ladies open Academy of
Albalone school studies Omar Asad the Bella season bro where's my fucking
Timothy Chalamet blue Madeline Duncan Brown an American woman who claimed to be
a long time mr. the president Lyndon B Johnson wait she's got good defense
She's got good defense. That's not bad actually.
Nyunzu is a territory in the Tanganyika province of the Demotic Republic of Kongo.
Okay, not bad pools, hold up.
Metal clay.
Bro, I need a rare. Rare. Give me a rare. Give me a rare. Now!
Wow. A sea snail.
Bro, is there a guaranteed gold or what?
Regional Council of Italy.
List of Baluvia topics, COVID-19 recognition award.
One more pack.
One more pack until gold pack.
What gold am I gonna get?
What gold am I gonna get?
A guaranteed gold.
What is it?
Cristiano Ronaldo!
Frank Buster, what?
The Coupe de France rounds.
Where's my gold?
Oh my god!
SR plus in the next pack!
Where's my go-
Is it bugged?
Where is my legendary? What is right here? SR is a legendary? What?
More packs, more packs, more packs, more packs. Marcus Servilius Pluex Jimunus.
more packs, more packs, open packs
more packs
I need an SSR, okay
what color is SSR, next pack
it's UC, it's under, it's common, and then under common or what then
Yeah, I will challenge them day and a sec hold up
But where's my SSR Nathan but
Come on come on give me to the next gold
SSR 12th man football the 12
The 12th man or 12th player is a collective term for fans of sports teams in many 11 aside games
What is that like a substitute?
the fans the 12th man roars turning silent
sedims into unsubbable forces the fuck is this bro where's like einstein watch and add
to refill the packs what no we're gonna battle zindaya challenge zindaya we're
gonna go with 12th man football SSRs we're gonna go full attack highest attacks
can join mill mill perfect how many cards do I need
select one to ten cards I need more damage more damage more damage more
More damage.
More damage.
5.9, 6A.
6.7, 6.7, okay I got them.
I got them.
Now what do I do?
Back to battle menu.
The game broke.
Nice challenge boss. What?
How do I battle oh it's at the bottom start the raid
Raid boss in progress
Pray party attacks for 1.9k boss HP is going down boss a we hit 10 units for a 67k damage total KO3
All participants were defeated. What?
My cards are just dead or what?
No, I don't have them anymore
Graded.
I'm an SSR check, where's that?
Wait, my SSR is clapping his wall street.
Wait, who wins? Who wins? Boom! I win! I win!
My SSR is kinda broken, by the way.
I guess I just need 10 SSRs and I can take on Zendaya or what? But what is Zendaya?
More packs.
More packs.
Alan Mcnish
Golden pack one golden pack
yo
SR plus guaranteed
So I need SSSR plus or what?
There's LR wait, there's LR you are SSR SRRs UCC
So I need LR
What is the universe trying to tell me what the fuck is this give me an LR now
And I will take your message and do something with it.
Oh my god, Taylor Swift song!
Taylor Swift clears. Shorty right?
1.5, 1,015,000 health.
No one died on the first AOE.
Yo, do damage do damage
Hey, we hit on the killed one we're good HP is good HP is good, bro the boss is
73,000 elf where you can't beat Zendaya or what it's impossible
She's ultra rare you need more rarity
I just got Kamala Harris gold, Wydrie?
Uh, yeah, Walker.
What is this?
Why does he look like he's standing up?
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, what is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Is he first-timing Minecraft?
Is he first-timing Minecraft?
Why is he in such a calm state of mind?
What happened to Titer, bro?
such a calm state of mind. What happened to Titerbrough? He's just listening to
peaceful music playing Minecraft standing up or what?
Alright what else? Schnitzel should be here soon I think. Is he live yet? He is
life my goat is live he is live big big big big big banger
but I am cute girl do you want to do no that he's gonna focus say that boss
what's he gonna say yes
If you ever talk to a girl, always make sure to sound very desperate that you want them.
Oh my god, Baalci.
Chay, we might co-stream the witchcraft game today with Baalci.
I'm going to check with him if he wants to do it or not.
If he does, we'll do it.
If not, we'll probably do it on the day.
Because today's games are like, they should be pretty easy for them, like it's, I don't
want to jinx it, but it should be a pretty easy best of three, they're against a kind
of boosted team.
Alright, what else, what else, a couple more clips and then I think we can jump straight
into it.
Welcome to the first installment of the League of Legends walkthrough trailers presented by
Riot Games.
Hi, my name is Sean Carnes and I'm the lead creative designer at Riot Games.
Today I have the pleasure of giving you an overview of our soon to be released game League
of Legends.
The play style of League of Legends introduces an innovative new genre, something we're
calling a MOBA or an MOBA.
An MOBA?
What exactly is it?
Is anyone's audio jumping from left to right?
MOBA.
Well, it stands for multiplayer online battle arena.
It's got a good mix of real-time action, real-time trash.
What the fuck?
I feel like I'm on a wave.
A competitive team play, and we've even
thrown in a dash of RPG gaming for good measure.
Next, we have Tom Cadwell to walk through the gameplay
elements of League of Legends.
Are any of these people still at right?
Tom Cadwell, and I'm going to tell you
little bit about League of Legends and some of our basic gameplay. In League of Legends you play a
summoner who summons champions to fight enemies and hopefully win for your team. And the champions
we've invested a lot of time in trying to make them really different and unique in how they play.
Chad, I'm going to tell you what the single greatest chocolate is on the planet and if
you haven't eaten it yet you cannot disagree. It's impossible.
That one, that one, on the one hand you might have a magic base champion who's very twitchy
fast paced, has very spells and on the other you might have a traditional kind of-
Wait till you try it, wait till you try it, GG, that's Sally's favorite right there,
that's Sally's favorite.
Oh my goodness fucking gracious. What on earth is that? I've never seen that screen in my life
What the fuck?
Why does that look kind of better than that?
That goes hard as fuck. Holy shit
Is that the new client that's coming out the new League of Legends?
Italy 2
Preach match players must summon a champion from a pool of unique characters each of which offers
Bro these look like some fucking Etsy wish which fucking
Magic tricks what the fucks going here?
They go kind of crazy
Do not riot should do
Riot should have re-released these images as summoner icons I
Would snatch that shit on the spot
They should re-release them as summoner icons that would go so fucking hard I
Would love all of these as summoner icons
Like look at twitch's icon. This looks like
These images just look like some
Crazy artists just unleashed
They look incredible they actually look so good oh
Oh my god. I don't know how Kale is called a judicator.
It's own rich and distinct gameplay experience.
So here we are in the game, and you can see my team here.
I'll be going down the center lane to the middle of the map with two of my allies.
The champion I have summoned, the big blue guy you see there on the screen is called Ryze, the rogue mage.
The rogue mage.
I'm playing the center lane.
Why is the kale following him? Can you report that kale?
Oh my god, there's no health barge.
He's playing smite heal mid lane?
over dead enemies.
How boosted is this guy?
Over time that ends up being pretty important, because as you fill in the champions, towers,
buildings, etc. you're going to gain golden experience, which gradually makes your champion
a lot more powerful.
As my champion gains level, he's going to get skill points, and I have to decide
how to spend those.
I can either use them to upgrade an existing skill, or I can use it to learn an entirely
new skill.
You know, it's really about understanding how best to use your abilities in different
situations.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
This is like a piece of art's history.
No, I'm gonna recall.
Blue pill? What the fuck?
What?
What?
champion that's standing inside of it is rapidly healed.
Blue Pilled.
I'm at the store now as well and that's where you spend money to improve your character.
There's a couple of good options I have for Ryze.
Damn, Abyssal Skeptor, look at that.
I could buy Mana which allows him to cast more spells and also make it more effective for my group.
Zonya's Ring, it was a Ring.
Or I could buy Helix.
This is helping me for the pop quiz.
Picking the right items is really at the center of the strategy of League of Legends.
It's important that as your champion gains power that you're building them in a direction
that's going to synergize well with your team as well as compliment your own champion's
strengths.
Sork's shoes gave 33 AP to some extent, offsetting some of the advantages.
You're 420 gold.
Doran's ring was red.
One of the most important parts of League of Legends is the teamfights, and the best
type of teamfight is one where there's three or four of you.
How do you tell if she's dying or not?
And that's what you'll have to see here.
Oh, there's an elf bar in the top left, if you have it on the targets you're clicking.
Bro, this looks like X-Men games.
They're not going to scan it.
He has a matchwits, razor, purple edition, and a GA.
So that you can run away quickly if you need to, and you can attack easily if
you need to as well.
Thanks for watching our first walkthrough of League of Legends.
Stay tuned for more exciting features such as shout-casts of pool games, our metagame
with...
Was that their first ever video or what?
Yeah, it was.
No, it wasn't.
There it was, their official walkthrough.
This is the runes page.
You can access this page by clicking on the runes tab on the bottom of your seminar
profile.
Here you can equip statistic boosters called runes into your rune book.
allow you to augment and customize the style of the client and like the pick the champions
there's a lot of nostalgia here it's kind of nice but i think i was a year or two later
to equip a rune you have to transcribe it into your book by dragging it onto the appropriate
slot like i'm doing here as your summoner gains levels
product not yet rated what did it get rated
damn
damn
damn
what the fuck
Gory
The arms master
The fuck he's a helicopter
And the newest one
No newest one.
Holy, these camera angles are crazy, Inspector.
League of Legends Clash of Fates.
Is that what it was called? Clash of Fates?
16 years ago. Look at these champion spotlights, bro.
Adept at darting in and out of battles to distract enemies. As a ninja, Shen follows
three basic rules.
Bro, he's got his webcam mic on!
Shen is a mammal. Two, Shen fights all the time. Three, the purpose of Shen is
to flip out and kill people.
Over the course of this video, I would choose to play Tank Shen. I try to build
build him with a lot of hit points, maxing out the damage output of his key strike passive
and making the most of Shadow Dash.
2010.
Freak.
There are a couple of ways you can go with your runes.
I'm using flat hit points on him.
He's been at Riot for 16 years.
Flat cooldown reduction on Glyphs and running through my minions.
she gets low I toss the purple blade flip out and kill her I shadow dash on the
cast it and to try to pick him off with our Jaime Dinger but unfortunately we
don't quite have enough damage to kill him suddenly and then via an Ezreal show
up when I have to like narrating a book I try to stand united with our card
master but he gates out right as I try to stupid fucking card master what the
hell Ezreal and then find needily to land my teleport notice for the shield
I need a lead.
W escape though.
W escape.
Needly.
escape. Need a lead. I meet up with my team near the dragon. I shadow dash forward to try
to pick off Poppy, but those gets her out of harm's way. Evelyn has been taunted though,
so she becomes an easy kill as she blindly follows me around. W, call me. Ezreal pressed
a mess with us, but shadow dash turns him into an easy kill. W shadow dash. Hey look,
I pulled a freak. I'm such a freak. Oh, thanks for reminding me
As we push on top lane our enemies come at us
Shadow dash allows us to focus Poppy for some heavy damage and then Jack's chaser for the kill
However, he's taking so much damage. I have to act quickly and you stand by the enemy team saying nice one
You survive long enough to kill Poppy and escapes to the south
Poppy attacks me from the brush as though she were some kind of ninja.
So as payment, I flip out and kill her with my teammate Jax.
Bro, people were like roleplaying without roleplaying you know?
My ninja instincts!
Holy freak.
A perfect Shadow Dash gets casted and Anivia killed, so I teleport home safe and sound.
I see that our cardmaster is in trouble, so I stand united with him.
Let me save you first, we're the cardmaster.
I spam faint to tank for my team, but after some initial fighting, Poppy finally chases
down the cardmaster.
Oh, beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
beautiful however once yo yo Sally Sally if he's about to do some cringe
tick tock dance bro I can't look at him the same bro whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah yeah yeah no he just went
like this no way no way he just said
Uploaded from Cajal main account and Cajal writes, he ate.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, time out.
Time out.
Check the comments.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not going to watch veteran masters.
Is it good? Who's winning? Let me have a look. Vadorant Masters.
Nongshim Red Force! Wait a minute!
Wait, NRG, aren't they the defending champions of the world or some shit?
They're kind of good, no?
They beat Phenic by abusing the weapon, right?
Cringe, fucking, minigun abuser or some shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get my Odin and hold left click.
Nice job, nice job.
What happened to Phenic? I don't know, where is Phenic at?
Right, so who's winning? Nongshim and NRG are gonna 1v1.
I can predict the whole bracket here if you want.
Nongshim wins, Paper X wins, G2 wins, Paper X wins, NRG wins, rematch in the finals, Nongshim 3-0, GG.
My Valorant knowledge, unfucking believable.
Do you recognize any of the players? Do I recognize any of the players in any teams? Let's see.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Oh, those are 10s.
Nope.
Nope.
Well, I kind of, I recognize the name, but I don't know, I don't know who they are.
Nope.
Nope.
Wipo.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I
Yes
Mini boo mini boo I recognize that name
You have a green screen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness, bro.
Nah, hell nah, nah, hell nah.
You're on a green screen, bro.
Come on, Nell.
Come on, Nell.
Yeah, bro.
If you have NVIDIA graphics on, you can do like,
like it's like on the PC.
I don't know if it makes my stream crash though.
Wait, do you have green behind you or not?
No, no, no.
Nothing green behind you, bro.
It's AI.
LAI, but it works.
Really?
Just like that?
Yeah.
Yes.
Kajal, what the fuck did my eyes just see, bro?
They linked me a tiktok of the caedron official
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell no
You hit the left right 6-7 as you opened it
You got nothing, you got nothing on me
You hit the left right 6-7 as you opened it
What the fuck does that mean the left right 6-7?
Yo, don't add my dances, bro
Don't worry about it
That was a nice dance, I'm not gonna lie
You're lowkey 8, bro, you're lowkey 8
That's what the captain said
I'm not gonna lie
So it was working a lot more to come though a lot more to come a lot more to come
You know what day it is today, bro
It's fucking Tuesday
No, no, that's not what I'm saying, bro
Fuck what day it is, bro. It is fucking Elden ring day. We back. That's all you need to know. We back
that's all you need the last time we hopped in we slayed the fucking ender
dragon now it's time for the older dragon in a kids game now we're grown up
and it's time to beat Radan millennia the DLC shit yep yep yep me curler
bro just for one thing for you oh you go ahead first you go ahead first you
do the thing first. I need to ask some afterwards. We're doing randomizer, which means everything
is random. The only thing that's not random is our teammates. You and I. The bosses in
the boss rooms are random. The items on the floor are random. Everything is random, bro.
If it's McKenna, the first boss, I don't know what we do. But we have to find a way
to figure that out. Do we reset? I don't think so. We're not pussies. No, we
We have one C, okay?
I believe.
Aitan?
Let me think, let me think.
Ah, quick little shout out to our fucking moths,
to Cajunlz's Babski.
Babski, yep, to Babski.
And to Sally from my team.
W Sally with a knife.
They both, yeah, they both made sure that like, bro,
all we had to do this morning was join the call
and they told, drag this into this folder,
drag this into that folder.
Now you sent this file and it took 30 minutes and we were done.
It would have taken us a whole day to figure this out, Kajal,
which means we would have never done this.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
I smell you.
So W Sally, W Babski, all right?
For real, for real.
Go ahead.
How many hours on it?
How many hours?
How many you, if you first, you said?
How many hours do you have in Elbin Ring?
Let me have a look.
I have 93.8 hours, so I'm basically an Elden Lord.
93.8 hours.
Okay, okay, so I'm gonna be the IGL.
Why? Because Kajal broke.
I played this game on stream, I defeated DLC,
everything like a boss, no OP builds.
And then I got addicted off stream,
played it for fucking three weeks,
didn't stream once, played Elden Ring every single day,
got into the PvP, made everything.
311.5 hours, I am locked.
No, you're capping, you're capping.
No, how much yo do a break the how much on the opening window screen come on now 300 hours
Bro this game has no cases, bro. It was actual gameplay. It was actually bro. Also. I'm ng plus five
Which means it did the run a couple of times. I know the bosses, bro. I know the patterns. Maybe I don't know
Ng plus five five
Yes, yeah, okay, but I was lucky using op builds, you know, like I was just like running through so you know the op builds you know the op builds
Wait, I have a question.
Yeah.
Because when you play Elder Ring yourself, when an item drops, you get the item. Yeah?
But now we're duo in the same world, so when an item drops, you drop two times?
Oh god, I have no fucking idea.
What happens if we get an OP sword? Does only one of us get it?
Wait, Chet says yes.
Is the other homeless?
Oh, it double drops then, okay?
Chet says yes.
Okay, double drops, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think we should use the same build.
No, no, no. I'm the same for like general drops, you know
Yes, all right
Kajal, did you beat the base game and the DLC or just the base game?
I beat the whole thing the whole thing. I actually am I have two records on
Twitch because I was the streaming eldering when the DLC came out. I have the fastest
Beastmaster kill in DLC and the slowest rather than kill
claps in the chat
Fastest Beastmaster, that's crazy!
Do you remember what weapon you were using? Just wondering?
Well, the reason I have Fastest Beastmaster all streamers is because I accidentally missed it until the end and I killed it final.
So I was full build.
Maxed out.
Yo, alright, okay, bro. Yo, alright, bro. That changes everything, no key.
Kato, did you use magic in your runs?
No, no, no. I used RadaHands weapons.
RadaHands weapons? That's actually not that obvious.
I used the star scourge, great scourge with the charm that increases your damage when you're jumping
And I jump auto-attacked
Oh, okay, check, okay, check
Casual, do we boot up the fucking game, bro?
Is it time?
I think it might be time
Bro, how are we getting past the first boss?
Uh, hey, it depends on who it is, bro
If it's fucking Melania, best fucking luck, but I don't know, man. We will see, we will see
We're so cooked
wait from the mud folder remember yeah yeah from the mud from the me too my
controller connected you play with roller key button roller roller roller good
fucking shit bro can we show you can we show you my roller Xbox 360 Xbox 360
see that elite or not elite no basic
nah I said Xbox 360 Xbox 360 baby
I'm the mod folder I look if I got
wired Xbox 360 same always wire bro so
you have faster connection yep game me
to and then which one is launched what
element bat right the bat fire bat the
bat yeah the bat I'll wait you want to do the stream together thing like without
the chat but just like boom yeah yep yep let's do that shit
check what click new game because it's a continue I'll click new game yeah but
wait a second let's do together um chat I'll be allowed to reset yeah on a okay
Yay or nay? Okay.
When a fabricates you, you can invite you.
Invite guests.
I don't know how this works.
Wait.
Nay!
Wait.
You may have to invite me, bro. Or Mottz, can you do it? You're low-cap.
Invite what? Invite what? Invite what?
Let's stream together, thingy.
Let me see.
I'm gonna help article, fuck.
Wait.
I'm out of you, I'm out of you.
W.
Alright, let me put up my games as well.
Yo, I haven't played this in so long, bro.
In so long.
I fucking love this game.
Oh!
Wait, how do I...
Uhhhh...
Suck.
I don't like that.
Open the wait.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, do we need to, do we need to, do we need to share each other Cam, you know what I mean?
Or not.
How did we do that during Minecraft? How did we do that?
We did discord and I had to crop it we actually shared it with minecraft. Yeah
We can try yeah, sometimes my shit starts like lagging the oh my
Yo, okay, okay, this song alone gives me goosebumps bro
I'm actually correct for the same character.
No, I believe you. I believe you. I believe you.
You told me you're correct. I'm ready for it, bro.
You gotta show me, though. You gotta show me.
You gotta show me big time how correct you are.
I'll show you.
Kato, do you do game capture or display capture?
I'm noob stream Americans.
I'm doing screen capture right now.
Wee!
I might do game capture though. That's a good idea.
Yeah.
Check your eye.
Try not to.
Let me swap real quick.
Game capture.
Oh yeah, game captured now.
is this a good game someone says in chat is this a good game this is one of the
most legendary games ever made by hands this is the game bro
chat let's hope that it all works bro again we're playing like multiplayer
together right like I've never played this game modded like that but friendly
Friendly fire is on as well. Friendly fire is on.
Friendly fire is on. Mods, we can do predictions throughout this. Always slide. We can do right now who's dying first. And then we can do, I don't know, you can come up with some sort of things across both chats.
But you can't say who's dying first and then one, we want me to the death.
No, no, no, no, why is that? Why did they even pop up in your mind? I didn't even think about that.
I mean, that's what I was thinking about, you know, but it's RNG who's more geared on the spawn, you know?
you know we're not we're not PVP we're fucking they were fighting to be one
day the buses all right yo let me try to share cam wait I have to do the start
virtual cam thing right yeah oh yeah I do too start virtual camera
there you go
Oh
Well, I'll fix it I'll fix it. What do you see right now? Do you see me fool? Camo my game?
I'm trying to put up with your hand, boom, boom, boom.
Bro, your setup looks fucking sick.
Hell yeah, brother, hell yeah.
I'm in prison, sir.
So how can I show not mine?
Window capture.
And then, uh, wait.
K drill.
I got you, I got you.
I got you too.
Where's the camp position for Elinring again, Kedra?
I forgot, like middle, middle, middle left and right, right?
I actually have no idea.
Me neither.
Check, does anyone know?
Can anyone check?
OK, I think I got you actually, right?
I think I got you cropped.
Oh yeah, there we go.
So it's not top left top top right right top left and middle right?
No no no no no no I don't want to bring that
Middle and middle okay check check check check
Let's let's get this perfect and then we hop in bro
Yeah yeah
I'm gonna put myself on top of you wait boom
Boom
Okay same size
Where you put Cam, you said bottom left top right middle left which side middle left middle right apparently
What the fuck
Middle left middle right what yeah, I don't know like this
Okay chat in the middle
Oh yeah where the fuck do you put the chat?
I went top right.
Can you please watch a speedrun tutorial?
Speedrun bro.
No hell no bro.
We're watching nothing.
We're watching nothing.
We know exactly what to do bro.
Two Elden Lords in one game.
That's crazy.
Wait, I need to invert you.
Oh my god, I'm crazy, by the way, I'm crazy.
Just know that, okay?
Know that.
Just know that I'm crazy.
Yeah, I know you're crazy, bro.
I just know that I'm crazy.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Suck.
Suck.
Is it aligned though?
Did you get it aligned?
Wait, I think I should go on this side, because now it just looks like you're
stream
shi... oh fuck
okay there we go
chat is this good?
i had you upside down for a second not gonna lie
is this good? is this good?
alright chat
where the fuck do you put the chat? i may just put it off
it's perfect are we campsites big enough here okay boom boom
okay give me quickly like Mike check I want to like have perfect like Mike check
Mic check, one two, one two, one two.
Wait, what do you want to check?
I'll get to silent.
Mic check, mic check, mic check, mic check.
No!
Yes!
Mic check.
Mic check.
It's good?
I double it.
OK.
Cajun, is it time to hop in, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
I'm counting the pixels right now.
One pixel, two pixel.
chat that should be perfect now I've aligned them perfectly in the pixels on
the on the screen on the OBS he is 467 down I'm 467 but not stalling but we
have to do this bro like because once we're in we're in like there's no going
back then you know like we're locked for like what okay so that's okay all
right are you ready to click new game or what I'm ready I'm ready everything's
perfectly ready
I'm not sure what I can say
Is that straight chat? Is that straight?
That's gonna be straight right?
Let me track my finger
That's straight. Why are you all spamming merge chat bro? Why do you want merge chat?
Merge chat is kinda cancer, no I'm not gonna lie
First chat is going to be disturbing. It is.
We can if you want.
Is that a spinole?
I mean, I'm down. I'm down if you're down.
I'm down if you're down. I'm down if you're down.
I don't know if we can try it and see how it behaves.
But my chat is not very nice.
I'm not going to lie.
Mine is always a mech 10 vs. Milesaha.
Oh, hell no!
Okay. Alright, alright. Wait, let's first...
Alright, boom. Wait. I feel like my settings are closed.
Suck!
Can you hear game sound, chat?
Ah, wait. One last thing I have to do.
Then I'm actually ready.
So, who would you say was better in Minecraft? Me or Ona? Who was better?
Individual player.
Mods locking.
Filters.
Render delay.
What?!
280.
Suck.
Okay, let me know where this is sound delay. Okay, casual. Yeah, it's time. New
game, baby. Wait, use item. Use item. Attack. Wait. Everything is random.
Even our starter loadouts. So it can be a make or break right at the start. We
could have a fucking smooth sailing run. Okay, if we get like a fucking open
weapon or to be absolute are we are we allowed to change like you know we've got
a seed are we allowed to ever remake the seed no right we've got to make the seed
work how do we how do we go to that process we only tested out the game
once we hopped in he joined my multiplayer and that's it we don't
know what's about to happen we only saw we had to go to the first race so we
saw that the first boss was randomized but we reset the seat after
this so we have not seen the starter weapons of this one we have not seen
the starter boss of this run, nothing. Do we lock ourselves to one seat and one seat
only and find ways around it? I think we should lock ourselves, by the way. Unless we get
soft locked, unless we get soft locked or some shit, then GG.
Kajal, with people like us, there is no soft lock, bro, right? We always find a
way, bro. Yeah, but you know, like if you don't
If you don't get the what's it called the elder the elder thing that you put above your head whatever the fuck to progress, you know oh
I think maybe those items. They may be in like in the same positions. I could be wrong. They're in the same positions. Okay, I
Think so to permadeff. Yo, all right, so we're resetting every minute. All right. All right. It's like new game
Are you ready already? I really gave you one time one time two
To one one boom come on. We need good items. We need good items. I don't we skipping cutscenes or not
wait what class do we choose right now what class do we choose we just choose
any right wait I hope we can see what what fucking weapons they have show
attributes it shows it shows the weapons cage repress why I don't I don't I
don't I don't know what the weapons mean by the way I can help you a little
bit this is naked American so we I have a DLC weapon and I have like a
What is that a dagger?
No, no, it's a katana.
The question is...
Nine bro, look at your starter items, Kajal.
I like this weapon a lot.
Do we have same starter items?
I don't think so, bro. I think...
Bro, it's randomized around, right?
What do you have on the first one? Do you have a claw?
Or no, on the vagabond?
I have a hand, a sword, a shield and a torch.
Then...
We have the same shit.
We have the same shit. Can you give me a weapon that's like a big two-hander? That's all I want
Can you tell me which one is a big two-hander? The thing is call me absolutely nuts
But do you remember how an Elnring you need to unlock the weapons like you need to have skills skill points for it to unlock
It's true potential it that a weapon does no damage if you don't have the fucking levels
So you can't just ask for a meaty. Oh, oh my god my favorite weapon on profit
Kajal, my last run in Elm Ring, I used this fucking meat slab.
It's a hammer that does so much poise damage, aka it breaks where they go pshh.
Oh yeah, then you can stab.
Yes, bro, I love that weapon.
Ooh.
Claymore.
Oh my.
Because some of them have bow and arrows.
I'm not bow and arrow Andy, I'm not staff Andy.
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with.
Hmm
The finger is nice as well. Hmm, which finger chat
I'll
The the ratch the ratch the finger is kind of nice too. That's so much post
There's a seal. Are we allowed to lose magic chat?
Are we are we allowed to use magic and the little jellyfish if we find it, huh?
I
Wait, the finger is the finger a long range or close range
The finger is a close range weapon. Okay, maybe I go finger
I think I think I go I have to go with with my favorite weapon though
I have to go with is there is there like a is there like a is there like a bleed weapon in here somewhere
What is the what is the Warriors first weapon? Do you know it? What is that? Oh?
It's a needle a frozen needle. It's like a dagger and then you have a
Cymetals, I don't know what that does. No idea. I go Samurai
Samurai, yes, he has a two-handed Claymore apparently
Claymore is pretty decent. I think
Yeah
Wait, so wait if I go profit it has ass stats, right? Like what does it have? No vigor?
Local we just need to vigor max. Are you both dumb asses in this game? No. I mean owner knows his game pretty well
I'm more of a PvP combat kinda guy. I don't know what the items do. I need to read them. Can't read in this game
I got you on that. I just need to perfectly dodge. I'm going samurai. What class are you thinking?
I'm scared that I'm cooked if I go this because I'm not going to use these faith points ever
like in early game is so crucial we may just get stuck. I'm Samurai. I'm locked in. If you
go Samurai don't lock it in yet. Wait, level 9, Vigor 12, not bad, 9-11 that's mana, endurance
13. We need endurance and vigor bro. We should go different ones right? I'm not going Samurai
Well, I'm gonna go I have you do your team you do your team whatever you're feeling whatever you're feeling
Bro, I think I got it with a go back up on bro go back up on the vigorous so sexy and I think the weapons are okay
Why do you need it? Why do you need else? I thought you were gonna dodge everything
I
Can you just explain that to me as a lower-played eldering player why need more health if you're better at the game
It's it's we're playing court. They may be some lag some server-sided lag, you know, like I so yeah
So we go maybe the play, you know, okay?
Jack Vick Vagabond you choose Vagabond or profit. Oh
God, I don't need the fucking faith
Eight endurance. I'm gonna be so chopped
I'm just gonna act like I didn't read the chats so I'm gonna go Vagabonds
Lock it in, lock it in
3, 2, 1, 1
What happened to my character?
Body type A or B?
A What the fuck?
I look like a clown!
What the fuck is on Mido?
Okay, the outfit is randomized too, I think. The outfit is randomized, randomized too, I think.
What the fuck am I wearing?
Wait, you can get a keepsake. I forgot about that. Do we take a keepsake?
What is a keepsake?
Well, you can get a bonus.
A bonus?
Yeah, you get it without a keepsake?
Oh yeah.
There's one for two-handed talisman, that's gotta be mine, that's gotta be mine.
Seed that curse, mimics veil, scorpions, I don't know what these fucking do.
Two-handed sword talisman!
GG.
That's actually good, no?
That's actually good, that busted.
That's so good.
That's one of the best ones in the game, I think.
Alright, fuck up bonds.
Is there a way to randomize our looks like our face and shit in here, right?
Age young, I have to be like Arrel a little bit.
Okay, shoe space template. Can I randomize this?
Detail appearance? No.
Alright, do we create our characters or just say fuck it?
No, just say fuck it.
Alright, I'm just gonna go really fast. Like I'm gonna go this grey guy,
and then just the voice.
Okay, H voice 2 I guess.
I'm boom.
I'm fine.
Finish, ready?
Starting the game with his character.
Is that okay?
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
All right.
F*** up on 20 talisman.
Kajal.
Oh my God, wait, I can't act this.
Ready?
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
Kajal, are you ready, bro?
I'm ready.
Ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
Here we go.
Cutscene.
Mods start the timer when the cutscene ends. Start the timer.
You're falling in me. Tell a story.
Chat the sound is really low. I don't know how to increase it
Chills
I feel like we're in our fucking... we're doing what we're best at right now, we're
cold streaming bro.
The two cold streamers cold streaming out of my cup seats.
And we're both muted.
My volume's too low, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, same.
God, when the gold was first to perish, bro.
That's one of my favorite weapons, the Black Dagger.
in the golden yes as it came out within two weeks but the DLC came out like a
a year ago no? or the interiors ago?
yeah yeah yeah ok ok you beat that too true
triggered the shatter
all this just to get fisted by millennia on the first boss or what?
stop
what are we doing brother?
this is gonna come to a hold real quick
we fought?
a movie or play the game that's what I'm saying bro
yo bro bro
come on bro
I think it is bro
alright it's now yeetarnished
yeetarnished
holy fuck bro I don't even remember the cinema I think it's so fucking epic
This game has more aura than any game ever made.
I did a rap about Fia from this game, no joke.
Oh imagine giving him first plus that guy just spans
Wco stream so far knock on a line next cinematic boot it up
Here we go. Yo, we had to watch the first one. We have to we can still decide after what's do we want to watch it all
But I'm a come on. She like this is the open
One other
That's you right there
I should look and kind of drippy though, I don't know what the fuck my guy's wearing bro. I'm wearing I'm wearing gold skin
I think
No way the fat one yeah, but it's not started
It's time it's time. Let's look at everything random
enemies bosses and
One thing that you may not know your chat. Oh, no, I have to change one thing
Chat quickly. How can I map this back button to roll and sprint?
I used to have it in my main game, but not in this modded one. I need that
We're gonna join each other, but we just need to get to the first optional box
Once right the first grace check then we can join each other. How do I change this one xbox accessories? Okay, okay
I downloaded that I can't prepare casual give me like 60 seconds. Please like not yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you?
Yeah, no don't worry about it
Chat help me out with this. So look I downloaded this I can't prepare. How do I map this to my b button?
configure
and then
Eln Ring?
How do I two-hand the weapon?
I'll teach you in a second edit
And then look I put primary
To be is it not correct?
Like I wanted to mimic be oh, how do I do it?
But isn't the right thing that I'm
Oh my god, it's Gigi by the way I need a bit more strength
I'm waiting for you on the bridge what happened what happened what were you doing
What are you doing?
I figured out the setting
What was it? What settings?
You don't have the elite one buddy
You don't have the back paddle I think
Oh unlucky, you cheat out on it
Back paddle? Back paddle? What?
You're pressing...
Wait, you have a car button on your feet or what?
Yeah, no, I have a paddle on my back of the controller bro
And I can roll with it, it's so OP bro
That's cringe bro, that's cringe
That's cringe
I cringe knock on an eye. All right. Here we go. Here we go. That's cringe. You know
Wait, where are you? Where are you? I need to know where you are open opening the first door. Are you opening the first door?
I'm on the bridge waiting the first boss
Okay, wait wait wait. Are your settings fine like it's
We weren't able to full screen boom boom boom boom boom boom should be fine. All right, let's go
There is a fast boss over there, right?
I'm working to the optional boss. What if we kill the optional boss? How or is that?
Then we're holy fucking over our row. I'm gonna kill the old boss. Wait, okay, dude
You have two different weapons check which one is better for you right now. Yeah, I got it. I got it
Question question before we begin just a one question. Yeah, let's say the optional boss is millennia
Does that mean that she's out of the random pool for the whole game?
Or can it kind of both happen twice is what I'm asking
you're asking questions that I don't know how to answer casual yes it does
mean that she's out okay so you can only get the boss once one boss once I think
this weapon or check okay 1080p bro I don't have 14p monitor casual are you
ready to go to the first door if we beat this first boss the optional one we
are fucking kings bro I'm waiting for you I'm looking at the golden tree right
now while I'm waiting for you.
Wait, people said turn off motion blur.
Now, it's a cringe setting.
Now, Kajal.
In advanced settings.
Thank you, Chad.
I had a high, oh, how much?
All right.
Off.
Fixed, right?
Much better.
OK, Kajal.
Whoever beats this first boss is fucking boss.
Are you ready to let him go?
I'm at the terminal entrance.
There's nothing there though.
There should be a boss right in front of you if you go in.
Let's crash the board. Are you ready? Three?
Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Two one.
Who is that?
Uh...
I don't know what the fuck it is. I'm not gonna lie.
Who is that?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of clapping him though. Lock him. Lock him.
Uh... yeah, I'm gonna die here I think.
Okay, the boss one.
No!
Did you get stabbed in the back as well?
No, I stabbed them in the back.
Are you dead?
Not yet!
I'm living no you're not you're not winning you're not winning by the way
That's cap I died okay
Wait who was that bus though I've never seen it before I've never seen it before this this doesn't count as a death
Everyone knows it this opener scene by the way you're supposed to lose that fight exactly check
We're not even together in a lobby yet in a minute movie. It wasn't done. This doesn't count
What was your boss's name by the way just to make sure we're on the same Z'd
You had two girls
Yeah, with long spears.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We have the same seat.
Oh, my God, baby.
Fortune is on his side.
I put the seat into my program, bro.
Yeah, but I gave my seat.
He sent it to me about this car.
Elden Lord.
Bro, now, bro, now.
Oh, wait. I'm a thoughts of controller.
Should I be...
Again, right now is the time we can figure out some things, bro.
Now we gotta hold strong, then.
Chad, do I disable the discord overlaid top left?
Yeah...
Cajun, I also have something that I can give you in a minute.
What what what?
If you want it, I can...
Chill!
It's not that crazy.
But when we're a second trying a boss my mods are working in the back right now
They're observing us and they can put our best attempt like they put a line on our screen by an overlay if you want that
I can give you it. Yeah
Okay, I'll send you the link, but you can't leak this link. Okay. Else. It doesn't work anymore. Is it a browser resource?
Yes
Send it
Okay mods, so no trolling on my side. Okay, because it's also shown on K drill the stream only the best attempt
please. If you want to troll on both streams, do that.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm waiting for you. I will go to the
thing. I'll give you the sauce first. I'll give you the sauce.
I'm going to go to the fountain. Okay.
Nine, please wait a second. I'll give you the sauce.
Okay, give me the sauce then. I'll send it on this card
right now. Don't leak. Let's go. We're not going to be
able to use it anymore. This card three to one boom.
And add it as 1920 times 1080p.
And a browser source, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
And I'll disable the Discord overlay.
OK, I did it.
And it's what, width 1920, height 1080p?
Yeah, so it's full screen, whatever your monitor is.
Got it.
And then Mods put something on the screen
just to test if it's on.
Got it.
I used the potion already. I'm trolling.
What the fuck? What is that? What is that? Slowed items? What is that?
Uh, float items?
What is that? What?
What was that?
Would you collect what?
Flask of tears.
If we go down, there's a grace, right?
Yeah, come to the grace.
Bro, check.
Yeah?
I'm ready. I'm at the grace. I'm gonna touch the grace real quick.
And then we get the co-op items, right? And then we can join each other, right?
Yes, I'll invite you in a second.
Okay, invite me.
Uh, Kajor is a check. That's the overlay work on his side too.
If I must put something...
IW.
Okay, we got the fucking items. Check, this is not cheating. You will see in a second.
So, I will invite you right now, Kajor.
You remember which item you have to use?
No.
You're trolling.
No.
You actually don't remember?
No.
Great.
I got it. I got it. Tell me when to connect.
Did you DC? Hello?
Is he just like Gigalocked in right now that he can't talk or is he broken?
Is he gigalocked in?
Is he thinking?
I think he's thinking.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Who broke?
Who broke?
Me or him?
What?
There's two me's!
Who broke me or him?
What? There's two me's!
Nine.
Fuck that.
It happens once.
Hello?
What the fuck just happened?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What happened?
I don't fucking know.
Your discord crashed too?
No.
No?
No.
No, I was still in the call.
Or?
You just froze on my screen.
Did I freeze on your screen?
Yeah.
Okay.
But now it's working though.
Now it's working though.
Okay, we're back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
working bill okay we're back we're back should I connect you ready oh god wait a
second yeah try connecting
please please work so if this doesn't work we can we can I'm connecting wait
loading screen please okay what are you doing nothing the break of time what
Everyone, whatever is the leader of the gang, help the grouper.
No heals.
VAS!
You have a faster weapon! You have a faster weapon! It's impossible for me to win!
Okay, my weapon is OP, huh? My weapon is OP, huh?
You have a faster weapon! You have a faster weapon! What do you mean, you have a faster weapon?
What do you mean, you have a faster weapon?
That's one cage, Will. No.
What are you doing?
No healing, no healing.
What do you mean? I'm pretty sure ready!
I'm healing?
Hey hey hey!
Okay, good luck, good luck.
Can I kill you then buddy?
What?
Now what?
Now what?
Now what?
Now what?
Keep sitting down!
See if it saves you!
Yo listen bro listen okay, bro, bro, bro, yo, yo, yo, we both trying to become the alert
Now we're on the same team, now we're on the same team
I think the one we won
Mm-hmm
Gagel
Now on the same team
Let's focus on fucking the monster
It says death zero by the way it's bugged it
For you, for, for, for me?
For you?
Yeah, because I didn't really die
What the fuck just happened?
Something did be mean
Bro, my PC is dying, I'm not joking, bro
I don't know if I can keep the discord screen share, I'm not joking
Okay, cancel it cancel it
Is it bad that's me or I mean it is kind of nice. Let's keep trying it for a little bit like fucking okay
Let me close some time. Maybe it's maybe maybe yeah close things that take the PC strength
Yeah, Mots. Can I close team while I'm playing this? Oh, no
Check can I respect
Sally do you know
Me?
Yeah, what's your name, Sally, bro?
Close Chrome.
I can't close Chrome because of the fucking thingy.
Is the game too strong?
Are you on game capture?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe full screen window, they say.
I'll try full screen window.
You don't say full screen window, it's better.
Oh wait, I have to do one last thing too.
Then I'm actually ready, I'm sorry bro.
I'm the stall my stuff, bro. I'm so sorry for that. How do you emoting game? What's the button?
Okay, can you clap in the camera so I can see if it's on as a line. No, I changed something
W I'll try full screen window and then let's go. Oh my god if you press select you get a mini map
You're trolling
Borderless window, let's check this out
Stall count 19, death count 1
Yo bro, we're not stalling bro
Restart the timer, restart the speedrun timer
Oh no, you ready?
Wait, borderless window, maybe the play by the way, Kajal
Wait, how do I 2M this, I forgot
Oh, I didn't 2M my weapon, that's why you're winning
Oh, shit
Check, is this fine or no, it's just laggy
Last thing, then we go
I'm so sorry Kajal bro
You're good. You're good. You're good. I fixed my weapon and the reason you won the one we won is that in two-handed now
I'm now in two-handing
All right, bro. All right now. It makes sense. Don't make sense
Kajal here we go
Make sure to pick up your ruins, bro
My chemistry sink me I should be fine. I don't wait for wait are those also randomized?
I think so because this
to love
What just happened what just happened
No, bro, there's a fucking flower. Let's go. What is that? What is that? Oh
Hell no, I'm so fucking tanky move move move move
Wolf wolf wolf where wolf where down down flower
Don't hit me don't hit me. Don't hit me. Yeah, I'm gonna heal. I'm gonna heal relax relax
It comes
Where do where the fuck are we though? Where this is the wrong entrance? Oh my god. Look at the top. Oh your rock. Oh my god
Who's that who that though? It's not gonna jump down, right?
How do we go up? How do we go up? Don't forget the loot?
Mushrooms could be weapons. You never know
What is that?
Bro
YOU HIT ME AT THE METAL
Wait we have to turn up team members
I don't know what to do bro
Like bro
Careful guys
Yo guys
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up help
I'm pulling anchor
I'm pulling anchor
Hold him
I'm locking him
I'm locking him
Don't die
Heal
Come in with the finisher
BOOM
NICE
Oh my god
That team marked huge
Huge teamwork
Okay okay
Yo yo yo
How the fuck do we not hit each other bro
You're gliding on my screen
I'm going to use my super move wait a minute wait a minute keep him right here I'm coming
in wait nice that big kill let's go how many potions you have I have three potions I can't
Okay, we can turn off fucking what is the tutorials like that shit's hella annoying when yeah, that's perma popping up
That's why I'm taking damage
Yeah here casual settings and then the third the third column and then the fourth or is off. Okay, but all right
I'm gonna coach me now. Go go. I'm gonna watch you
Check this out goes in jumps auto attacks misses. Don't just hit jumps in here goes to the auto attack
Get another dog just to the left
Don't just spin don't just a spin go through the finisher. Nice
The fake rock outing, let's go
When is the first boss gonna come I forgot I
Think there's a mini boss first right bro. I have no potions left really
Yeah
But you won't shut these things I don't I need to I
Think inside is the first
Go forwards go forwards go forwards trust me
Getting runes bro big we how many runes you have oh my god first boss by the way
You have how many flasks right now zero
You're trolling!
No, I'm serious. Zero flasks.
Hey, we're so boss if we do the first try.
Let me pull aggro first, because I have two flasks, okay?
Make sure you're double handing at all times.
Wait, listen, I can hear his footsteps.
No way.
Nah, it's also in. I'm ready.
Go. Ready?
ready?
3
2
1
1
Cemetery of Godric?
Toting! Toting!
Don't die! Don't die!
I'm going to aggro! I'm going to aggro!
Going back!
Long range attack gap!
Long range attack gap!
I'm coming with the north!
I'm coming with the north!
I'm coming with the north!
I'm coming with damage!
Big damage!
Big damage!
On you! On you!
I need to peel! I need to peel!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I don't have any potions man, yeah, yeah, yeah kick his ass, kick his ass
Yo, I don't know if I can!
Kick his ass, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going
Just survive, just survive, just survive on it, just survive
Just survive, just survive
Yeah, come on, I'm back
Let's set this right on the first run. Let's set this right. Like how do we make the rules here? How do we make the rules?
Um
What makes sense KG and chat again? We're open for ideas. Careful. You're being shot at by a
Well, let me just check life each
But the thing is chat if both of us I I didn't know that you could just walk in again
That could kind of be nice. Why?
The friendly fire still on it's still on friendly fire still on I thought you turned it off. I just checked
I just checked okay lock in hold up sorry carry on turn I think this may make
sense right because imagine we both going at the same time as always you die
I'm one HP I have to survive until you go in again I die it ends boom reset
does it make sense or no I think it could be that's kind of easy we've
They've got to make it.
But how do I spectate you when I'm dead or you're dead?
I don't fucking know.
Was there an option or no?
No.
Chad, if you die, should it be spectate?
Or should it be you have a chance to go in again
if that guy doesn't die?
What if you can walk through the doors
and you're not allowed to interact in the fight?
Sally, why didn't it work?
Didn't we put it in the settings in the notepad
to uh to that like boss is spectate
okay whole chat is saying spectate casual i'm not gonna lie so so so so so so so
let's say in that last fight i died i'm allowed to come in the door
but i'm not allowed to help the fight i just can watch
need any there's a way to spectate like it's setting
uh how it should work how it could be i don't know it could be because it
was the tutorial boss right how chat
It will aggro you.
Sally, do you think it will work in the future?
Like we have the settings correct, right?
It's tutorialed.
Oh, maybe that's why.
Okay, we won't respawn on actual bosses.
Okay, why are we even discussing?
Oh, okay, because it's tutorial boss, we're respawning on actual bosses.
We did clap that first guy though.
We did.
Wait, we jumped down here, right?
Yeah, yeah, relax.
And then we go through the door.
Okay, trust you.
go. Because you don't remember this part. Open the door.
Cinema. Opening the door. Opening the door.
Now comes the first real boss in a second. Oh no, oh no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The guy at the stop. The fucking guy. Rest up, rest up, King. Rest up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait.
Wait
Is PVP still on?
BOOM!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Still on, still on, still on
Golden rune
OOOH
Cajun, we have to pick up all the items as well, why?
Wait, where do we level up again? I forgot, I forgot, where do you level up, EAR?
Wait, yes
Good comms
We have 1000 runes
What do I click?
Click
Oh, we can't level because we're made in less right now on to me shit
We are made in less bro not not I don't know
Oh, yeah, we have to go here. We go
You look kind of drippy though. I don't mind that you like that
Yeah, can we take the house? Look at this
Put that hat back on again. I'm not joking. What fuck why please?
What
open that shed we will open the world the first step of a long journey hours of
tears blood and sweat randomness and adventure
okay why is that okay I think that guy is wrong I'm not joking what the fuck
I think that guy is strong
I think that guy is strong
Grace first, Grace first
Oh god
We can beat that, we can beat that
Yeah, yeah, we can beat that
Wait, legendary item over here
Are those random as well? I hope so, I hope so
GG, they're not
Small golden effigy
Wait, don't we have to talk to the dude up here or no?
I don't know, I think it's so pricey
speak speak speak speak speak speak speak speak yep yep yep and then you can get some stuff you know
we need to get to the round table i forgot yet
there's only one we should go and get a maiden now by the way
casual do we attempt this fucking thing bro whatever that is i don't know what do we do
Do we go maiden first or do we attack because not gonna lie my weapon needs 16 strength and I'm three strength off
So if we could level up wait, I'll give you my weapon Pedro mind
I have a second one, but you can use maybe but I want to use my weapon. What do you mean? What's your weapon?
Yeah, try this out for bees claws. How do I drop it?
Wait, what? So how can I drop it to up Pedro three to one?
Look at the floor
Did you pick it up? There's nothing on the floor
There's nothing on the floor
I just deleted an actual good weapon, I'm not joking
No you didn't delete it
Yes I did
Did you, you cut, discard it, it's not dropped, did you click it?
Yeah, it'll be dropped, no?
Alright, listen, listen, listen, we don't need the claws, we don't need the claws
Go, here we go
Kill it first try
Let's try, let's try
Tell me spells what spells
Who's tanking? Who's tanking?
Who's tanking? Who's tanking?
Me. I can dodge this guy
Falling star beast sentinel
Damage check?
I'm left side, I'm left side. Big damage
Attack please, attack please
I'm doing damage, relax
Oh my god, flip, backflip
I have aggro
What the fuck
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die
Healing, healing, healing
You win that you win that I do no damage you win that order you win that you win that
just lock in just focus up focus up I can't even see I do no damage
casual I don't think we can beat this boss bro why not I do 40 damage on a
fucking boss that has 10,000 HP okay well why don't we why don't we go
skip and go to go to get a maiden deal what are you doing doing what the fuck
is he fighting all right let's go let's go get a maiden the one boss that we
don't have to fight right like hey don't say Alan skip bro this is the noob
trap but how do I get my rooms how do I get my rooms how do we get my
You pick them up. You pick them up and we go to the charge on the left. Okay now
I grow I grow I grow I grow I grow I grow
He can't get in the church right then I sent Max when
Oh
Furnace of vision
Grace
Nice good comms good comms. Now it's nice. Nice. Oh, that's right
All right, let's get our I think you we can get something
Item, okay
Is this also random the sellers yeah, there's it is it is it is it is it is it is it is
Come on we can put magic geese on our weapons no this is not random is it
this is no wait it is random wait he has dragon great claw is that busted
Cajal I may be wrong but iron red blade I think is absolutely insane wait what
is dragon heart gain the power of the dragon
sacred here plus one on our flasks where where we're the shop guy we're
getting hell of fucking lucky smithing stone is very one that's not bad I'm
buying it I'm upgrading my weapon right now I didn't know damage wait I was my
pouches about casual if Tyler's my pouch max when yeah I have it I would have
it but how many souls do you have how many souls oh my god I 500 left
TARDISMAN POUCH! Can't you understand what this means?
There's people who reset.
Listen to me. TARDISMAN POUCH, I bought it.
There's people who reset their runs a hundred times to get a decent run.
Bro, we just got a TARDISMAN POUCH,
sacred tier,
and an iron red blade on our first fucking seller, bro.
Wait, wait, wait!
I didn't have the money for a sacred tier, bro.
I don't have the money. I'm broke.
We can come here later, bro. He's getting around.
I'm buying iron red blade.
All right.
Let's go to the... Let's go.
Chef, we're not cheating, bro.
On everything, ask our mods, bro.
like this is yo this is yo bro what do you mean cheating yo schnitzel let's go to the
bed and let's go to the maiden now doesn't the guy come when we sit down here no okay
i'll wait yeah we have to get the horse no yeah let's go follow me follow me follow me
i know the way bro you have 90 hours i have 300 and you remember that shit you actually
yeah what is that red thing on the right the lava you see it is the mobs random too or what
You don't get lava in the forest. That's a fact. I know that from Minecraft.
I think it's random, bro. I think it's random.
Yo bro, why is this game so hot? Why is the sound the whole time the same?
Wait, this cave has a boss, right? This cave has a boss, right? We should do that one.
After, you know?
You know?
Are you with me? Are you with me?
Yeah, I'm behind you.
This is speedrun tactics right here, okay? Just follow me.
Yeah, we're locked. We're locked.
Right here. This is great.
It's the music correct on my side or the glitched?
I feel like I have wrong music
Here we go, we'll be insane. Here we go wait
No, don't wait why cutscene cutscene
Back to kosher me die once and back to kosher me that's crazy
I'm sipping my coffee bear
That's crazy
why is this game so peak though? this game is fucking shinema
greetings, traveller, from beyond the fog, I am melena
no way bro no way this is gold tier cinematic animation cutscenes if you if
you could would you put it on times 10 the artist skip skip skip skip skip skip
Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.
Now talk to Melina.
What?
Oh my, there's fucking lobster right in front of us.
Accept her offer.
Spectral speed of the whistle.
You hear that?
Yeah, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you?
Wait.
You have to use your fucking, your lips.
Wait.
wait are you a bro we spent our rules on some ass cheeks and now we can't level
up I need to level up the 16th well yeah listen listen
what you heard it I said it again there's nothing coming up on my end
that's fine you know how the fuck do I equip it on my mouse button on the
on the quick select pouch where where where where where where where Kajal you
go to you press settings and then you go to your right with your cursor and then
you see the pouch on your right side you see and they can put the quick
select got it got it got it my horse nice a baby you have the quick select
enabled yep nice look look look me look me look me look me watch this one
second you see me one second look at it sit all right bro you're getting man
Wait, Kager we don't need mana. Allocate your flash to only heal.
Hold tight, hold tight, how do I get up?
Wait, there's a chest! Oh my god the chests are randomized!
Kager the first time I played Elring, I was hoping for the chests to be randomized like in Counter-Strike, right?
Where you can get a God-tier item first and then not, or maybe not.
maybe not now they're actually randomized come with me open it up open it up open it
up open it up wait what is it no it's only the next one it's on the next one over here
Where?
Where?
You're right
I see it
I'm dead
3, 2, 1
Max win! Gold! Gold! Gold!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
what is it?
R2 Reliefs
what is that for?
nothing it's useless
alright come on
I wish they were randomized
I'm pretty sure there was a decent weapon in there
when I played the first one
okay let's go up
what is that more chests
fuck the chests let's check out the first boss
no there's more chests there's more chests
apparently what where
where
wait there's another one here Kajal the first wagon
where where where
here come to me
it's a common it's a blue
it's raining
yo yo
what
what are you doing
another max win Kajal
another max win
how do i go up the chest
stupid
fire arrows yeah okay come on up here up here my horse died what my horse is
dead what the fuck wait fuck it that's more that's more races go go go go go
don't stop running don't stop it's all random oh that's number smithing stone
That's good. That's good.
Well, we need the map by the way we need the map
the map
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead.
It's been trolling. Oh, the fuck you're dead. You went first so you pulled aggro on everyone, then there was like six rats just eating me
Bro you're already at four deaths. No I'm not
4? No, no, I'm not at 4, no way.
Sentry starch, I think that's good. Doesn't that scare away enemies?
Not gonna lie, the loading screen when you die is a long time to make you feel bad about how you died.
This is crazy.
That's great.
This is actually like a loading screen.
It's fucking teaching you like a, you know, like bro, don't die bro, else you will get punished.
Okay, it's all placed, I get it, I get it.
Wait, I'm coming back.
Why are you holding your controller like an aunt?
Are you coming?
Yeah.
Don't die again, Kejula. We'll crash out.
Come on, relax.
I go!
Relax, relax, relax.
You ticked off Dancy, well...
Relax, relax, relax. We're good, we're good.
Run run run run run. Oh my god on my screen
Oh my screen you're a harry potter. You don't have a horse. You're just flying on a broomstick. Oh my god
You're a lizard berry pick up the flask pick up the flask on the golden seat
Centuries what which being golden seeded to torch
What did you pull by the way? What did you pull?
enemies
just
Just go where's the grace where's the grace grace grace grace grace grace grace
This music is time to piss me off. Why is it? I'm sure you guys are and you're kidding on the flask
At what? Oh
Do the jump puzzle do the jump puzzle Oh my god soldier ashes
I
Soldier ashes
Did you say jump and run puzzle they do jump puzzle again?
Rapture I forgot who's giving us loot and who's not bro, but we just raised at five seconds talking to that girl
We need to talk more, we need to talk more apparently.
Oh really?
Did the NPCs give new random items?
Wait did I not rest?
Or is this game like troll or what?
Wait I need to change a button in my system settings real quick.
Oh
Thank you milady
She's giving you loot Pedro
Wait, I just got a don't you can did you just give me grease?
You got it too. Yeah, I think I got it from you. That's nice. That's nice. We need to talk to millennia. I forgot
What if we put the grease on our weapons and we go 1v1 that freak at the start?
Come down.
Ah, we don't.
Let's go.
Isn't the fast boss upstairs in the castle?
Like directly.
Let's do it right now.
There's going to be a hay bale on the left where we have an ash of war.
Check this out.
I'm locked.
I can hear it.
Alright, here we go.
I can hear it.
Alright, here we go.
Go to actual wall please.
Hey, casual!
What? I got it, I got it.
You'll check me though. Someone's missing.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Why?
Because there's mobs everywhere, there's mobs everywhere.
There's like fucking things coming out the ground.
It'll kind of...
Oh no.
In, in, in, in!
In in in close the door some shit or what?
No way
Bro that was gonna kill you fucking grace. I have to go. Oh my I swear to God
I think I was gonna kill you guys where to go it might have looked us it might have looked us what I just did
But you were dead that thing was about to attack you no no no mods added to the death counter
No, I didn't know
Yo yo yo yo, can we enable so it says like what you died to because
I'm pretty sure you killed me bro. Don't don't fuck it. Don't get rid of it
Check how do we do that?
That sounds great
use the map how do you open the map
oh la la my friend should we try the boss thoughts yeah in a second wait I
think we can do it look look look look at what the map they're saying open
map it's on a controller in the middle left select yeah select ah wait so casual if you
use the grace it's also available for me and you can fast travel to it or what yeah
i have an idea why don't we what the fuck you go why don't we go to
church of l and then we do the boss next to it you know i'm saying
Church of Hell and then we do the boss next to it.
Yeah, you know the cave boss?
The cave boss?
No.
Oh, at the start!
Yeah.
To get some EXP, you know?
You want to peek this one out first or go, uh, cave boss?
Let's give it, let's give it, let's give it, let's give it.
Yo, Kajal, do you keep listening to the same fucking song as well?
Like, is it glitch for you or no?
No, I don't have music on.
All I can hear is a wind blowing.
What?
Music is golden, no?
No, I do have music on but I don't hear any music, you know?
Chad, how is the music glitched?
Or is it once we go into a different one?
Are you ready Gona?
Wait, can we see it already?
No.
Okay, um, Kajal, this could be really good, this could be really bad.
The first boss.
Lock in, okay?
Remember the Dragon Grease.
The first tier one boss.
Kajal, here we go.
you die it should be I think you're only going to be able to take 10 please
something easy what do we got wait the cinematics gonna be normal right I think
so who's that that's margit no normal normal cinematic
by the flame of ambition
come on bro
brah
casualty it's millenia we can end the stream right now
that's all I'm gonna say
no no we can kill millenia
wait why is he wearing two weapons am I tweaking?
What do you mean is wearing two weapons where?
Look at his hand. What the fuck is that? That's a staff
Okay, look it look it we can beat that
Agro on me agro on me
That's right to break out boys I can backstop I can backstop what?
Agro me agro me
We need to break a voice. Heal! Heal! Heal!
Let me heal! I'm going in, I'm going in!
Look at him, look at you!
Don't down me, don't down me!
Can you get that grow? Can you get that grow?
I'm trying!
Agro me!
Smash damage on me as well!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
No, no, no, no, I'm putting Agro.
Nice! Nice! Nice, Knucker!
Attack, attack!
Heal, heal, heal, heal, just the window!
I
Run you I run you wait all that roll that roll back. I'm holding a girl. I'm I'm kind of
Back step
None, I don't you I'm going in I'm going in yeah, yeah, I gotta keep on Jane
None nice country need to break up boys again. I'm trying. I'm typing
I got it!
Healing? You need to heal! I'm pulling aggro!
Healing?
Backstep!
Quick damage?
Going for a big play here!
Big play for me!
No! Big one!
On you!
Don't set! Don't set! Don't set!
I got it!
oh me me me no I'm not pushing so well no you hit me you hit me too I'm
I'm on x4
No, I have one pot
Oh, okay
Oh
Alright, I'll fucking recall
Uhh...
ARE YOU HELPING ME?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Hrch
what I was what are you doing okay I can explain it looks bad I was one HP actual
I can explain that's one of the worst weapons I was one HP with no potion
no I was one HP I tried to maximize the options that I had I swapped to both
Oh fuck that was not a bad swap
Kajal how the fuck are we gonna beat that?
No, let me put this bow away hold up
Yo, listen, sometimes your first try is a great try and then the second is worse the third is worse
Listen, listen here. Listen here. What yo yo Kajal one thing before we continue. I'm starting to sweat
Oh my god. I'm sweating. I feel like I just had a workout
I'm not joking Kajal one thing and I don't care what anyone says we're turning off PVP
we are teammates and if we're both like attacking something we should not hit
each other okay one more one more one more one we won you go to wait you stay
there wait
let me know when you're ready okay begin no cheating are you ready begin we go
No, no take that off. Hey, hey take that off. That's not fair
What did you put on what did you put on that's not fair? Yo back it up back it up back it up back it up
It heals you, I'm back on my sword.
Back up, back up, back up.
Back up, back up.
That's the fear.
I see your stamina bar.
I just put some move on my sword.
Hold on, behind you, behind you buddy.
Just some move.
Behind you, behind you buddy.
How big is your stamina?
Yeah, roll, roll.
Back of the road.
No.
BOOM! VORANCE ROAD NOW!
I'm gonna VORANCE ROAD AGAIN!
Bro, get that shit off me!
TWISTING ATTACKER!
AHH!
GET TIME DONE!
Yeah, he hits it!
No heals.
No.
6-7 damage.
Yeah, no heals.
No heals at all.
You happy out guy?
Don't set it.
I hope it helps you out.
How many hits you have?
No! I'm gonna HB again!
I'm so good!
I'm so good!
I'm so unfair!
I'm so unfair!
That's so unfair, you're so good!
You're such a fraud.
That's so unfair.
And I'll kill him after that.
Woo!
I wish we could summon that guy on our fun.
Sheesh.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yo, how did that guy only get 57 runes?
Kajal, question.
Do we go into the boss room again? Right? Can we beat it with what we have at level 1?
Yes.
But we need to do a strat. Listen to me, I have a strat.
When you have aggro you kite and when you don't have aggro you hit. We need this to be engraved in the brain
Otherwise we're gonna get cleaved
Wait, I lost all my runes
Oh, yeah, they're gone
Just checking
what are you doing bro still on
she can take you to the to the round table hold casual like right now but you
I interrupted my fucking discussion with her bro what are you doing
I'll try, I'll try. PvP 3, 2, 1, out.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.
Now you're lucky!
You're lucky!
Lucky, lucky.
I'm gonna go to the round table with my millennia.
I'm gonna go to, I'm with my girl millennia.
Bro, you have no pants on.
Yo, yo, yo, where you looking?
What the fuck?
It doesn't work the round table.
Bro, can you move out your fuck? Can you move? Are you looking at-
Wait, they're saying you killed Milena.
You're saying they're saying you killed Milena what no I'm in the roundtable right now
Yeah, I'm coming with you. Oh
My god the roundtable music W
Where's the music am I done I?
Boss music from the finals. I don't have any music on
You should turn it on
check who gives us items bro I'm not gonna waste any like I'm not gonna let
them waste our time who gives fucking items and who's here to waste our time
you got items for us welcome to a teach and explore so that one in short oh
I'll take it, I'll take it.
You do, most tarnished you also.
Because every item is random, okay?
What about this guy? Doesn't he have a shot?
Ashes of war.
Nothing.
May the golden order...
Let's go attack, owner!
He does not have a star.
I...
I can't do that.
Pedro gives you items as you kill them.
Kill him.
What?
Nothing's wrong.
Jump down, and ask win?
Let's go attack.
Attack what?
Like, let's go do the boss in the cave. I'm shirish.
We should do the boss in the cave. Yeah.
I'm down. Which, which graze? Which graze?
Where, how do I TP? How do I TP in the grazes?
Kajal, Dilo no Dio. We're doing the cave boss first because it's easier than the one that we have.
Go to Church of Ellie. Church of Ellie now.
And then we farm two levels or whatever and then we go back to her.
Yeah.
Because I'm not going to get clapped by her right now for an hour.
If we're level two, we have what it takes.
wait was that was that fucking was that fucking what's her name with the hat
Manny what Rami dad she was there Rami did you kill her though I hope not we need
her I don't know I don't know I'm misclicked come cave come cave did it
did I hit her did I hit her hope not come come come come come come come come
I mean I think she gives you the summoning shit we're not cheaters
We don't need the summoning shit. Oh my god, cave cave cave
Now just play good here, okay
Play good just play good the music
But I have different music to you
No mind goes
What's inside this cello tape?
What the fuck is this?
I see a big ass fucking scorpion.
Okay, we have to take all the chests.
Those items could be max wins.
What?
Did you die?
You die I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead controlling well. I thought I could get the jumping auto if I missed
Wait for me wait for me. Don't die
But why do you start casting a spell when I'm mid air by the way, that's fucked up
Where was the comms?
Hurry hurry hurry hurry. I can't wait. I'm not gonna like come coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm coming immediately a boss. Can't you do it going to know do it going to know do it going to know
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Where did you go? Left or right?
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Left or right?
Help! Help! Help!
Careful, there's like three fucking mobs
right in front of the boss door.
Oh, Neshtitl has died.
What the fuck is that? It's a full tank!
Listen, listen. You can't fight that.
We have to enter the boss door together.
Bum! Bum! Bum!
Hi, Kagell. Follow me, follow me.
I'm gonna buy I'm the fight
Let's go bust off alien alien alien alien alien alien on no PVP is so much better
Are you ready? All right, yeah, okay, so this could be fucking
millennia three
two two one one go
It's too big chunky fucking dudes
careful there is a bit fire just one we want each one we want each okay oh no
wait that breaks their boys can't reduce up to them if they have no boys
you're getting good what do you mean what do you mean bro you're pulling him back
I've no my heels don't leave me on it don't need to know breaking his boys
Don't die just stole just stole I can kill this one
My one might be dead mind that
I'll save you on you on you
projectiles projectiles I'm gonna pull
aggro I got you and about help help help
help nice I'm gonna go in I'm gonna pull
aggro got it nice attack attack attack
What are you doing? Okay
And I'm out
Crazy bro, well-played holy shit
That's a big one that's a big one mark and mark with this mark and mark
Okay, Mark and Mark where's the loot then? Where's the loot? Where's the fucking loot? Where's the chest? Oh?
What we turn to entrance wait, what did we get robbed?
Wait, how many souls do we have a
Bell bearing wait, that's good. What does that bell bear one thousand runes gauge will level up level up
I'm going to use my package.
Didn't I pick something up that gives me runes?
Can I use it?
Golden rune?
Can I use that?
What do you mean?
What did you pick up?
A golden rune!
So I can use it for more.
What did I pick up at the round table?
What did I pick up at the round table?
What do you mean what I pick up the round table?
We have a bell barring we can open up another shop, but Cajal um
I need two levels. I need two levels. I need two strength Gigi
I'm gonna go bigger
All right, let's check out what the shop brings. Okay. Go to the round table hold bro. Go to the round table hold
Let's go come around table come around table. I'm coming. I'm coming hold up
yeah randomized randomized round table where's the table where's the looter
this way right it's it's it's me me me I remember come come come come come it's
like a girl in the corner
fuck is he wearing what can we kill them or what
here it's here
Hit them, them, them, them, them, them.
Offer a bell bearing.
Alright, Max-Wen?
No bell bearing to offer. What?
Because I activated it.
Wait, did we get a different fucking drop?
Did you get a bell bearing or no?
How do I see what dropped? How do I see what dropped?
I don't know.
Jinxy, how are you doing, Majula?
But my one's called the Bone Peddler's bell bearing.
Yeah, give it to him.
Did you see Jinx's unbox yesterday and spent $5,000 just to get fucked in the ass by a falchion knife lore.
Falchion knife lore?
Falchion knife lore.
Just get good I guess.
Jinx you love me bro.
Yo yo yo yo.
You okay? Jinx if you didn't know bro, the guy that I'm gonna call with bro, League addict but also...
Case addict.
Off stream case, eh off stream case addict. Off stream.
You're the only person at home that actually opens case off stream.
Sometimes it just sends me like a picture like a butterfly laugh. Yo, this is good, right?
Yo, this shop is normal, isn't it?
What do you mean normal? This is a normal shop. This is normal shop. Don't sort key
Yeah, but the items are randomized. Yeah, but we're brokeies by the way. We can't buy none of this
Yeah, hella broke, yes. Yeah, I mean
All right, let's go. Um, we're level two. Are we good enough for the boss now?
oh my god is that not that easy we we we we should go to the boss now go to the
boss saying jump down there's a boss come with me okay fine do it do it it's
the easy boss though it's an easy boss it's an easy boss look follow me look
watch ready easy boss it is free you know this boss not gonna lie this feels
a bit cheap though this feels like we're cheating fighting a little boss
Watch that.
Got him.
Got him.
Magnus, you're going down bro.
Go for a chain TC, knock them in.
This will be chess.
Make sure you don't die, make sure you don't die.
Go for the kill. Finish him on it, finish him.
Sack!
Boom! That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about. First try two bosses.
First try two bosses.
Magic Shrouded Cracking Tier.
What does that do?
Oh, oh, it's far our concoction. It's far concoction. It's useless useless, but 3,000 rooms. Oh my god
Wait, did we get 3,000 no shot? No, I got one thousand level level level level I got one thousand
What I
Only got one you got three thousand
Because I did more damage buddy. No, no, no, no, no
What?
Hey, it's it's two levels. We love to see that we love to see that why why is it cuz you got the finishing blow
I don't know oh
Weapon at the Smith. Oh, can we already?
Oh, I get it. I get it you finishing blow you get double the runes or what?
Really?
Well, not to be...
Alright, wait, can you upgrade your weapon up?
Yes, I can, but sadly I'm broke.
What, are you chill?
Wait, no, I can't. What the fuck?
I need spitting some...
I need chill?
I have zero. I have zero.
What the fuck?
It's okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
Um...
Let's go to fight...
Let's go fight the first boss.
No joke.
We can beat him up.
We can do this we can do this we got big upgrades. We got what did we get?
I shouldn't know what did we get?
We got three
I'm level three and
Upgrades wise nothing. No, no, no upgrades wise Kdral. Yeah skill has upgraded. Oh
Yeah, hold up wait you're there already
What it's hosted for what okay ready?
Really?
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, did we rest?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did we rest at the grace site?
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.
Just checking.
I-rrrr.
I-rrrr.
3?
Wait.
It's a TALISMAN equip.
Wait, wait, wait.
TALISMANS.
TALISMANS.
It's a TALISMANS.
Yo, yo, yo.
Stop counting down.
It's a TALISMAN equip.
I don't know if it's equipped or not.
Yep, it's equipped.
You check your equipment.
Okay, nice.
3?
3?
3?
3?
2?
3?
1?
Zero go now
Here we go only we can only go one at a time. How cringe is that?
Phase one is easy just dodge. Let me auto attack
Now I'm aggro now I'm aggro wait wait wait wait wait
I'm pulling aggro now gonna dodge
Oh my gosh is multi-hitting dodge that dodge that
dodge that
Whiskey play by me
No, it's on you. It's on you. Lock in. Wait, she's got me. She's got me. She's got me.
Got it. Come on. Nice jumping. Wait, keep her steady. Keep her steady. Big hit.
She's fucking me. Yes. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Big hit for me. Now!
Oh my god! No, I fucked it. Boom! Nice, casual. Can I check on my desk? No, I can't.
Wait, go to the back! Go to the back!
How old that was on you, Alpham?
Of course-
AHHHHH!
Interrupted, interrupted our cast.
Wait a minute.
Maybe on me now, maybe on me now?
I'm gonna take the blue things.
I'm gonna take that blue thing.
Why are you going in?!
Because the blue things are going on you.
Yep.
Jumping auto attack!
How many attacks is she doing?
Okay, if only we won this.
I mean, I won this before.
Nice. I mean I have one of these. I'm not going to lie. I have one of these. We have
so back. The Elm ring goes straight. Ah! Take care. Make sure you're not taking damage
like that. Yeah, I won't take damage like some map. I'm sorry. Fuck. You need to roll
there. Roll. Roll. Nice. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll.
You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Roll. Roll. Roll.
I can't do that! This crap is like...
Go in! Go in!
Wait! Wait!
I'm not doing any damage, you're just fucking dodging!
Roll! Attack! Attack! Attack!
Roll!
You're not rolling!
I'm rolling! I'm rolling!
Attack! Attack!
Roll! Roll!
You're not rolling!
I'm taking the piss!
It's just...
Oh, I swear to God, I'm gonna have to fucking mute your dumb ass when I'm the 1v0, man.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you mean roll?
What do you mean roll?
What do you mean roll?
You're the one-second delay, bro!
It's not Alexa plays fucking elderly is it?
Yo, bro, I'm trying to help bro all I can do when I'm dead is coach you bro
That's the only thing that I can do
But you're not listening to the coach
All right. All right. All right. We have a chance right that was close
Close
Yeah, let's go okay go wait wait don't go I
Fucked up. I went
okay I know what you want to do you want to fucking summon the guy we can do
without the guy no I don't want to summon shit okay I'm going face by the
way I'm going to be careful okay just go face no joke just go face yeah just
Lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in hide that hide that hide that
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just slow it slow it I'll watch it
Roll roll yeah no no go ahead go ahead go ahead I had to use a pop there
I'm backstabbing pick that big big backstab
Nice nice nice now I go in
Just hit just hit don't be a pussy just hit it just hit it just hit it
I'm doing so much damage
Nice now now do the damage
Second base incoming
Yes, yes, yes, we always need a right click you out of this go big damage go big damage. It's a technique
Back up back up back it up back it up back it up back up back up she's gonna explode
Roll roll roll roll roll roll now. Oh, no, you can't get it by that
On you I'm no emotions walking. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm going in a back step here
Nice big back step on me on me. I'm not a knock watch out. I'll watch out
right click right click right click right click
we're controlling brother nice dodging probably on me now dodging on me on me
on me you need to go I'm going in going in going in nice to the damage
huge insidious hold right click like a right oh my god careful on me on me
going in on you probably don't touch no no wait I don't remember this one oh
yeah jump jump that I'm good I'm dead I'm dead oh that's you it's you it's you
roll wait now control now roll no roll roll roll roll roll roll nice now
jump nice damage now roll now and now
okay that was so close that was not bad though that was so yo I remember the
moon yo I love this game Pedro the moon the check I forgot about the moon
about the moon you have to jump that I'm chat our mots doing the best attempt
I think if they do I love you mods. I can't check my obias.
Have you been doing it Kajal?
I have no idea. I'm too locked in. I'm too locked in.
Jack, is it nice for you? Or should we not do it?
I'm too locked in.
Now I need to change out of my hoodie and it's partition and I'm sweating.
I'm sweating bullets.
Whenever you need like a regis or like water, let me know bro.
Like we do need to take off racing in there. I'm not even joking.
Oh god.
Why is this game so much fun?
Boys, I feel like it's possible, bro.
I feel like it's like if we're locked in like that, that was actually well played, or?
Why is it so much fun in co-op chat?
I'm back.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Quick look into you now.
Kager, let's get it.
Let's get it.
Bro, once we have better weapons, GG.
not gonna lie when I played the first boss so low it was harder than this three
to one go I wouldn't say that low-keeper kind of look right now like ever since
clean attack come on look in looking on me don't take free damage don't take
free damage I'm gonna walk up on let me speak let me sneak sneak sneak that
quite sneak that now on your new year yeah just hit it hit it on you
I'm going in nice get I grow get that girl. I'm gonna do big damage now if you just hold on the
Now
Big damage from me
I got a double R2 R2
I said keep fighting, keep fighting.
Going in.
Nine.
Come on, welcome to the fucking side.
Don't forget to get to your rooms, don't forget to get to your rooms.
Now she's gonna get knocked.
I'm thanking.
She's knocked in one ulti, one ulti on that.
I'm gonna go for an R2.
Got it, got it.
Good pump, good pump.
Nice, I'm gonna go for an R2.
Ready?
Yeah, the same.
Now.
Oh come on.
So fucking big.
On you, on you.
I'm going in.
Please don't be like it for me
God I grow
And then me
No, that's me
Knocked again in the back
Phase two watch out. Can we squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze here?
No squeezing
I'm eating eating eating eating
Otototototototototototototototot!
No, flamethrower.
Nice, it's on cooldown now, that's pretty great, that's pretty big, it's pretty big.
Who's that on? Who's that on?
THAT'S ON YOU!
HP HP HP!
I'm coming.
Just keep fighting.
Yeah, I have it, I'm going another time.
Going in, got one.
Dodge that.
And if you heal, oh no.
And, now.
Oh my god.
Nice, Pys�s.
Oh!
Coming in, coming in.
How long on the knock, how long on the knock?
How long on the rock going in? Oh my god
I'll be on you now careful going in fire emotion
I said take that in the back. Oh my god
Look for the R2 inside attack heavy attack heavy attack nice nice nice back it up back it up back
I got how many portions of the cliff how many push no no none none
They're all on.
Going in. Help, help.
Yeah. I'm out of trains, I'm out of trains, I'm out of trains, I'm out of trains, I'm out of trains.
Help, help, help.
Going in.
On me.
Tanking that.
Have one HP.
On me, why on me, why on me, why on me?
What is that?
On you, on you, on you.
What the fuck is that?
come on this
dodge now and now no no you do I got DC there now I want to run let me
wipe the run let me wipe it I don't want to be disposed of you it's not
right it's not right once it's it's not are you taking the piss check the
damage dealt okay check the damage dealt okay you look how many back flips I'm
doing on the damage okay do you understand when she's when she
slices around the whole universe you have to roll yeah but only you have to
know my gameplay you have to know my play style I like that you know I need
to do I need to get in there you know I'm saying I'm gonna get hit by things
but I'm gonna do damage okay okay okay okay I can't do that I can't do that
next time she does suck she next time she does blue wave into blue
Okay, please listen to me on the roll command. Okay, because you haven't touched it once you take a free potion hit on that
Like we win right now if we don't do that go ready
Don't forget to pick up your souls. I have aggro. Okay. I'm gonna taunt. I'm planting
Taunting taunting
Hello taunting here
Got it. I'm coming now. On me. Big damage from me now. Ready? Massive play. Oh! I took the Agrove. Now! Do damage! Now! Do damage!
I'm doing it. Why are you dead? What? I'm gifted if I do it right now. Why didn't you get... How many gifted? 100 gifted. Why didn't you... Why didn't you get Agrove? Are you trolling?
Check this out!
Check what else?
I wasn't feeling that run, I wasn't feeling that run.
Listen, my chat is doing the math, okay?
My chat is doing the math.
Every time you stagger, you're doing 480, I'm doing 700.
700 so when she's staggered let me stab her you know I'm saying
Can you go to your weapon right now and tell me what your critical says like equipment and then your weapon?
In attack power
It doesn't really matter my critical 100
So it's the same
But what's your AR? What's your physical 101 plus?
What's your what's what's physical?
138 plus 30 oh
Okay, okay. Yeah, you you always stagger, okay, let me do the stabbing
Unless unless you're far get aggro now get aggro now get aggro now
Now she does it that's not good that's about that's about opener. That's a really bad open about a really bad opener
Maybe I can say it. No terrible opener
big damage
Oh
I'm watching nine taking a girl few
I
Don't it don't it going for big damage here
Hit me, big one!
Dodge that, big hit!
Let me do that, let me do that!
Me, into, into you, into you, okay?
Into you, ready?
Three, two, one, three, two, one.
Nice.
I'm back to you.
Almost unlocked again, watch out.
Careful now.
They go, roll, into a roll!
Got it.
In, in, in, in!
Got it, right? Oh my god, your hands.
Dodge that, fly that!
Probably on me now.
Look for a big R2 here. Big one
How many pots how many pots
Going for it on me on me. She does that big damage
Went for it
How
Knocked knocked nice. Oh my god. I've no more go for it. We may do this in sour too
I miss
I need to back it up here
You're not dead you're not dead lock in just keep running just keep running on and
Let me take a girl
Don't set let me touch this let me touch this in the play
Now
No one died to the AoE!
Get it on again!
This is you!
You do this!
I've seen you do this!
You can do damage now!
Alright, yo!
Okay, yo!
My weapon is ass!
My weapon is so ass!
I feel like I only give poise damage.
I
Had one pot there not gonna lie I won't put there
I got chain
Yeah, I'm lagging I'm like the loading screen the loading screen going and going in
Hurry up, please
Hurry up, please
hurry up please
oh no I have an idea just change the beast claws change the beast claws
I fucking disguised them remember
ah yeah yeah in thing
since day one
big damage from me
bro it's the worst opener ever
wait I can save it
saving it
go now go now
I
Squeezed I squeezed I squeezed damage relax
I did 1.2 K damage there check the logs
Dodge that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Squeezing.
I forgot to squeeze.
Oh, careful now.
No, and no.
No, but never.
Oh, no, we need to make a new...
No.
You're not getting that kill, you're not getting that kill baby.
Alright, casual casual.
Why are you not listening to me on that?
But it's impossible to listen to you, it's impossible, it's impossible.
There's a lag on discord, there is a lag.
There is a lag, there is a lag.
Really?
Alright, I'm pressing jump, no I'm pressing roll when you say roll.
I'm rolling man.
Like this?
okay isn't this pre-recorded your zidoo are you dumb
here we go three it's not pre-recorded bro two one two one go wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait go don't stack this one let's not stand inside of
Because else a we I'm going and big damage big one
On me on you. I'm going nine nice. Oh my god mega damage from me nearly game already
Yeah, but careful
Defensive we shouldn't be taking about a family ship. We can't be raised up on this damage
We got boom what if we knock rough no, we knock rough
That's a joke by the way, that's a joke
Nice knock
I'm dying I'm dying this is the worst opener on
okay now do damage now do damage okay now do damage 86 nice okay now do
damage yeah that bar is moving I swear to god
okay new tactic I figured something out yeah I'll have an idea okay go first
someone just wrote in the chat Harry her cage I think there's a shield how do
you parry wait chat is this a parry this right here
is this parry oh yeah you be the shield I'll be the sword that makes sense
are you ready let's go wait does that mean your main tank yeah I'll parry her
come here baby okay I'm DPS
hey
be careful we don't have either I have I grow well let me get out let me get
I'm just trying to get him
I got him
Yo, yo, yo
Psych! I can do this!
That's not the place you just crashed.
What?
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
I will back.
You need your what?
Nothing, no worries about it.
So how did the parrying go?
We can't parry.
But listen bro, listen, listen.
Is parrying a thing?
I don't think it is bro. The thing is bro, we had it down to 20%.
We shouldn't get up with a new threat. We should just lock in a little bit more.
You can parry.
If you dodge the circle attack we literally win right now.
Me! Me! Me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Like, then we win right now.
I'll focus on dodging, you focus on doing damage, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I dodged you.
Like, what we did before, trust.
Like, I do no damage with my sword.
Nice, 86.
I'm on you, careful.
She's on you. She's on you.
She's on you.
Perfect.
We have to again, we have to aggro rotate aggro rotate.
Yep.
But you need to learn how to stop you from trying.
Yeah I'm going in. Wait wait wait wait.
You need to attack wait wait.
You need to attack timing it.
Now you're quiting me.
You're literally quiting me.
Ah.
Going in going in, it's on you.
Going in going in tonight.
We're getting caved.
Come on Caz you're looking.
Big damage here!
Hold up, you're in no thank you
Yo, okay, yo
Let's try something, I just wanna
because
Do you want to switch weapons for one go? Just try it out, just try it out because I'm telling you I'm doing zero damage
How do we swap? How do we swap? How do we swap? You just drop it, you just drop the gun
Okay, I'm gonna give you the bow
what what what am I gonna do with the bow shoot him hello okay now it's fine you
you can keep your weapon you can keep your weapon no let's swap let's swap
answers that's what happens like I shred mind does no damage though how do I
drop it to see one time how do I drop it
definitely not discard that's that's one thing you have to you can't you
can't I can't you can chat how do you drop it way nine it just says discard
leave no military leave yeah no yeah it is no you're waiting I'm alright but
how did you how did you get to leave I can't even see that
How do you get to leave I leave that get it off of me. You see it. You see it. You see it
I see it. Leave that get it scammer get scammed
Give me my shit weapon wait, yeah, we will switch back of course, but just like check this out
So how did you do it? I am
Wait, why are you taking my weapon?
I'll show you I'll show you leave
there you go warhawks talon
okay so you also don't have the stats oh my god 16 strength you don't have 16
strength right check this out check this out I'm telling you bro I'm telling you
okay just bro we just need a second good weapon casual then it's GG like if
you ever get like if I have a good weapon bro then GG like if we both
Oh no, I need help, I need help.
That bolt? Okay, let's just put some damage.
Oh my god, that damage!
Help me, help me, I gotta go.
Go again, go again.
What have you said?
Kill me now.
Fuck.
Big one. Nine!
Ow!
There's no more focus right now.
Speed damage.
Now you are now.
I'm going in, going in.
Nice!
I'm telling you, we got this.
Oh no, I'm doing 26 damage.
That's what I'm saying, you're a soft fucking ass, right?
We need to find a second good weapon, that's cheap.
Oh my fucking god!
Wait, I'm doing massive damage right now, no.
Really
Keep him still
It doesn't work anymore it was now and now
Keep thinking
BOOM!
BOOM!
I need help. BOOM!
WHY ARE YOU-
BOOM!
You got it!
What kind of fucking cheap weapon do you give me?
I'm gonna drop you your fucking golden weapon again, but I need another weapon, bro.
I'm not joking, my shit is doing zero damage, you saw it now, right? I hope you saw it.
Take the ball the ball 150 damage per auto by the way
Guys didn't the first seller seller good weapon question mark 150 damage per auto
Okay, I'm gonna fucking drop it now and drop what I think you were selling a weapon cage
I think the run may be safe right now. I'm gonna this leave a discard. I forgot
Leave leave leave. Don't discard my fucker. Lay more
there you go
drop me your bum ass weapon please
my bum ass weapon
and i'll go to the fucking guy
which cell i had it
the guy at the church right
if only i kept those beast claws bro
pulleybow
can i have my sword
you don't want the bow?
yeah but
the sword i need
offense
Yes, I wait let me check the fucking cellar real quick. It was at the church
Like he had a fucking weapon, right?
Great club at the round table. I hope it's not fucking pricey though. Come on, please
Give me give me a deal my girl
Give me a deal. Give me a deal
I mean that's gonna still check even though I can't use it, it's still gonna do way more
than my current one right?
Yeah put it on put it on.
Yeah I don't have a thousand bucks.
Was there something in the round table?
Wait, I can drop you, I can drop you. Wait, how many runes do you have right now?
Zero. Zero. Zero. Then it's just GG, then it's just GG. Wait, why can't he sell the
bow, sell the bow, sell the bow. Okay, here it comes. Did they ever? 3.8k. Unlock
the sale of the bow is it that much
I wish
no no no no on the other weapon
alright so it has to be the other one
you need 20 shrinks to use the weapon yes but Kato
how many shrinks do you have right now? you don't have 16 shrinks right?
no but I'm too handing it so it's fine
I need two levels for two more shrinks
Let's see two levels.
Let me get the map while we're at it. Just like for one second.
I mean we can win, no?
We could go and level a bit.
There's more bosses around here that should be piss easy for us right?
We could get like one quick level. Like that will do magic, no?
Where is a free boss?
We can just roam around.
Boom, map.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, hold up.
Fuck this bow, bro.
Bows are ass.
What's your weapon?
Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's find a decent weapon, bro, no?
Or like, just let, just kill some things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess shit all gives us speed.
Rub.
Man, 32 is that it?
100 runes for free.
Just like that yeah
What's that
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Oh nice, 240 runes, that's massive.
That's lucky nothing.
There are eight items at graveyard!
Wait! I just realized something, Gagell.
Oh no, exactly what you're thinking.
Graveyard! There's like ten items at one spot.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Check, where the fuck is the graveyard, bro?
Wait, we can see it on the map.
You go from the storm hill, Slack.
and you go right i know where it is i don't see it come to this come to the storm still
hills like trust me storm hills like coming yep
are you here you see me on the horse yeah follow me wait you have 17 deaths
holy shit yes you do the graveyard is over here so i remember coming if you have you have
86 what no you're slacking wait item item item I get it oh weapon weapon weapon
no Geese geese a wheel what's that weapon a weapon I don't know if it's usable though oh my this is like
Hi, my knees are real. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
Shield
Golden Rune preserving berries
16
Smoldering butterflies. Oh my god gold here watch out gold
golden rune on the gold malformed dragon
greaves horned warriors great source
here now look look look look look look
look look look here this one here this
one here this one here
please be usable please be usable
nine nine okay is it good is it good
wait it's kind of better than the
The Kerleimor, right?
The high-level de-learned.
It's 13 faith.
Yeah, I'm on.
Wait, Golden Rune 7.
That's pretty advanced, no?
Two-handed? Check, but I don't have the faith.
I also lack the faith, no?
Ooh.
I'm gonna use that weapon.
That's gonna be my main weapon, that weapon.
Both the Klaymor?
You want to be just found to clean more all right
Okay, so let's go let's go to next great way. Do you want to kill this boss real quick? Oh?
Maybe not but it's my fist not working or what?
Why you fucking make it faster makes me faster
Got it got it to hand it now, baby. That's what I'm talking about
How much how much how much how much 39 yo there's a boss here somewhere you want to do it
Yeah, I mean, that's everywhere boss is a thing. Let's go to a grace because
What's that tree what's that tree golden seed
Weapon please weapon weapon weapon weapon living jar wait
Tree tree tree tree tree tree
Wait what's over here trust me
I can love this game casual here like I'm enjoying this so much right now here
Well, well, I don't see here look
casual let's use the rune and fucking level the fuck up
boom
There's an animal there.
Golden Rune 1.
Back off guys, back off.
There's got to be loot here somewhere.
Nice.
Golden Rune 3.
Call out when you find something.
Okay, are you behind me?
Yeah.
Nice.
Alright, let's go level, let's go level.
I think Golden Rune 7 is insane.
I could be wrong.
Nope.
I could be wrong.
No, I think you're right.
Let's find a grace, like a new one, and then boom.
Oh, storm Heliver ball.
Wait, wait, there's a chest in there I think.
fire damage I guess yeah but she does fire damage that's good wait she is you're
right just so right yeah that's so good for her
yo
okay let's teleport wait you want to know how we get that are we get this are
we get this are we get this is it come come come come come three are you
ready where are you three two one three two one double sit timer clutch lock it
Are you sure this is easy?
Yeah.
Over here.
Fine.
Fine.
Careful, don't get that.
It's knocked.
Oh my...
Just let... just keep staggering. Let me do that damage.
Keep staggering.
Whoa, he doesn't have that.
Going for the one shot.
Your weapon is fucking nasty.
Give me your spear!
Please
Poison grease
Is that bad?
Yo, I don't think it could be worse. I don't think it could be worse
I am not joking. We asked for the juice though, but look at your wounds 2800. Oh my god
Why am I loading screen so long the fuck is this you let me in let me in let me
go gate front wait gate front no yeah yeah yeah just quick level up you know I
think if we go fight now we can win oh wait you're going to going where you
loading screen loading screen no way yeah how many rooms does this give please
please be massive
please be massive
where did you go to the gate front?
yep
another loading screen
level up
how many does this give?
2.5k
weak and hella level
what to upgrade though?
what weapons do you have?
I'm gonna use the roof now
warrior
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
13 for 2 and I have 16
So three levels in faith
No
I need two more levels
No, just two handed no any faith
We'll have more wounds
We may need to perform it for a second. Aha. Nice 200
come to poppy
cage only need one level
I only need 1.3k runes
let's slice some fucking mofuckas right now and then boom
and then we beat the fucking boss right now
and then we're giga broken
let's kill the lobster over there
he probably keeps halloween's right?
yup, the lobster
oooohhh I see him
wait I'm gonna kill the ads
my eyes right I'm blanking bully him bully him what the fuck just won't
madness madness madness madness man not it kill me
What the fuck are you doing?
Wait, there's a gold item here by the way.
You're drawing.
Gravelstone.
It's a proper casual.
I think Gravelstone can do hella damage, I'm not joking.
Wait, I found a ball.
Come on, just some quick mobs.
Got it.
Pop chest!
On me, on me, on me!
Coming, coming.
Wait, you can't kill Poptrend or?
Sit down!
Give me your talisman now!
Dead.
How many more rooms you need 700
Golden sheep
How much plus one
6, just slice everything you- okay maybe not the cheap.
Plus 6.
Help.
Plus 34.
How much did I need?
2.5k.
We can't farm the enemies in front of the boss castle, Kajal.
Do we TPB or not?
Let's check if there's maybe items here and just slice and dice everything.
But Kajal, you're not lagging to a point where it impacts your PvP skills and PvE.
What is this?
Lagging?
Wait, hidden route, hidden door!
Door!
Oh, my god.
Wait, hidden room. Do we play it or what?
I mean, there's a boss. A boss means an item.
I need cage, I only need furniture. Let's kill some fucking NPCs,
And then I go level and then we take over this cave real quick. Yeah
We're gonna flank watch out covering your back
I think this place is deep. I don't know if I want to go that deep by the way
Loud
what the fuck am i loud or what yeah i don't know why something changed
yeah there's fire here there's fire here there's fire here
Hazel you're so loud what happened no what I do yes fire
now it's good now it's good fire keep killing shit keep killing shit
dodging the fire and in from Sally
wait
I don't need a hundred more go go go go go run run run now the fires off
You have to go faster!
Now!
Now, go now!
This way, this way!
What's been this way, this way you lived?
What, what, what?
Just kill some people, no flash on what's good bro!
How do you live?
I, I, I, I won't play, I won't play!
Wait, aren't these kinda strong?
I found a weapon nice nice nice shots are shots are the worst weapon
Oh.
AHH!
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
I can't do I can level.
Nice.
Come back.
Ah, poor guy.
Or you can go all the way and explore.
If you want to get the boss.
We can do the boss, I'm done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but let me quickly level.
Just open the door.
Open the door for me.
Let me set this one's good.
Open the door, wait I have to level one second.
Double starts.
Just go boss or just go boss.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going boss, I'm going boss.
Do I get the faith weapon or not?
I don't want to waste points in faith.
Maybe I just double hand them.
Aye, I'm going.
Boss, boss, boss.
Wait a second.
Use your runes. I can't. I'm maxed out on them.
Is this a good weapon though, no?
I don't know. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.
I'll get this aura.
Now we should be able to use it. Cajal, it's GG now.
Boom. If I double-hand it, we have enough strength, which means...
Boom!
I'm gonna use...
Boom!
Ho ho ho! Cajal GG!
I'm coming. Oh my god. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we can beat anything now. I am not joking. Okay
Are you where are you? I'm at the boss waiting for you
Look by some contraption we have to open the door. What you're not at the boss bro. What?
I'm at the boss. Millie. Hey, Michael a linear all the fuck. Oh
Oh, I thought we do the cave boss. You wanna do the boss boss?
Yeah, we do the boss boss. The cave boss is useless, or?
Okay, I'm down. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming in, sir.
You coming?
Yes, yes, yes. I can't teleport in the cave. I have to get out.
Is it useless? Should we go back and do that boss or not?
Don't you have to go through the entire catacombs?
I mean the thing is we can beat him now.
Um, come in.
Here we go.
Two unlikely heroes.
What, did it break again or what?
Kedru, can you check?
I'm sorry, it keeps going low and very high.
Is that because I keep leaning forwards?
Is that?
Or not?
or not.
Lean forward and speak?
Hello.
Maybe, yeah.
I'll just put you lower and you can lean whatever you want.
Alright.
Brian has a Discord bug though.
Two unlikely heroes meet in the depths against Miccellania.
This is it.
Wait a second, I'm having a lot of questions.
Are you ready to traverse the mist?
Are you ready to traverse the mist?
Yeah, let's get it, bro.
Check this out, by the way.
Check this out.
3, 2, 1.
GG.
You saw that?
Wait, why? What? What is that weapon?
My L2. My L2.
But we're hacking or? Is that fair? Is that against the rules or no?
No, no.
Okay, boot it up then. Boot it up. Boot it up.
You go fight, I will spectate, okay?
No, you need to help me.
Bro, if we now R2...
I got more strength as well. I got big damage. I got big fucking damage you ready for this. Are you ready for this?
three three
three two
One one two now. Here we go. Lock it baby. Make sure you double hand.
Good
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. Just get some distance get some distance. I'm opening frontline
I'm opening the front line tanking tanking nice damage boom that's that
Big damage from me here
200 damage
Yeah, you thank you thank you thank you
Big damage from me again
Yeah, all good. Oh good. Oh good. We can't be again. Nox almost done stand bomb
Nice, but you smell too. I'm gonna use my tool now
How much damage how much damage that do I don't know like a hundred
Going in
I'm doing big out to okay. What am I doing?
Locking lockin. I'm locked. I'm locked and loaded going in with combo
Gotch
I'm not clear
I need to heal I need to heal healing
Nice not how much damage so how much damage is yours to not as much as mine?
426
Okay, okay
Are we getting one last time?
Now now nice casual
Let me let me let me let me let me
Why are you not?
It didn't work. I swear to God
You're good. You're good. You're good. We got this. It's a new it's a new one
Big out to check this out. We're gonna stop our face to now
Okay, so first you do it. I'm doing it fucking you took my thing
It's fine. It's hard to think now
Now get out get out. I'm out of your money. I'm out of my money. I'm literally
I'm maybe dead.
You need to pull aggro.
You have heals?
You need to pull aggro.
No.
Please pull aggro.
Taking aggro.
Taking aggro.
Please take aggro.
I have aggro. I have aggro. I have no heals left though.
Going in?
Going in.
Ah!
Me neither.
Going in for it.
Go aggro! Go aggro! We have to go aggro.
No range. No range. No range.
Go aggro!
I'm trying!
Oh my god!
Knock! Do the thing!
Big R2 and then I'm out. You need Negron now.
No I pressed R1!
No!
Big damage!
No!
Dodge it! Dodge it!
I couldn't!
Why? Why couldn't you?
You got this!
You got this!
That doesn't the naked boat that the diff in the speed is crazy though
Go naked now trust me
The speed diff is absolutely worth it. Yo, they just said we did exactly the same damage as our best try
But that's I mean, it's fine. It's fine because we learned but it's our first try on our best try, you know
Yeah, you get it. Oh my god, I mean you look like this. So do you want to go straight in again? Oh, no
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm feeling it I'm feeling it this is the one
This is a run just just when you st지가 her let me do the stabbing
I'm 700
You need to heal I'm gonna take aggro now
Why
from me we're stacking we're stacking aggro aggro swap bad aggro swap by the way
bad aggro swap no I like to turn off I can't see nocturne look damage bottom
right look what I'm trolling out to my office fucking ass
I said it's on sir that is not thunder you're not there
well well well look who it is who needs to clutch the fight
Oh you saw me now.
Nine, that's a bad timing.
Let's chop it, I'm not gonna lie.
What?
I need to see my...
I'm thinking maybe I should see my damage first.
Oh
Can we do what can we do? Can we change the thing from best attempts to Ona and Kajal best attempt like I think
Ona's bar is two-thirds of the way higher. I think
Or
What no no no no no no yo yo yo chill bro chill with this weapon
I'm actually doing bro chill chill Kajal Kajal. I was trying out something because my channel
But Ona is zero times zero zero times two is zero. You're just those
Where's the damage, bro?
Span out to your jubo
Tell me the numbers you see when you hit tell me the numbers
But she doesn't stand where she's attacking
Right
She was not stunned wait where the fuck is the aha
Are you ready? I'm ready three
Sorry sorry sorry, sorry time is money, Kajal we got this. I swear this is the run, Kajal, is this run yes or no, believe it.
I'm here.
I have aggro.
I have aggro. I'm going in.
Nice, good combo. This is run by the way, I can feel it.
Big damage from me on the open already.
I have salagro, I'm going in.
Double hit. I have aggro, I'm going in.
Triple hit from me. She's one up stand, she's down.
I just did 2,000 damage, not kidding
Nice!
Do it!
Misclicked!
What?
We got this guy.
Nice.
I got that, girl.
How do I fight him?
How do I fire up?
Knock him!
You about to be...
Staffs!
Now fuck her up!
Fuck her up!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
Bighead!
heal I can't noctur please please please
step there I'm fucked up
animation so long
That was good, that was good though, that was good.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Yeah, you did.
I'll not fuck up this time.
this time. Here we go. I believe you. I believe you. If we just aggression rotate, GG. Like we stagger
so much. Yeah, but you have to be careful. If I have aggro and you go for an auto, you're gonna get
counter aggro. There's nothing I can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just think about it. Just think about it.
One thing we have to be careful about, we always have to position ourselves. Like let's not attack
from the same sides, you know what I mean? Should you always go through the football or
me? I don't know about your loading screen. Like I don't know how it works. So, so, so,
So there's no loading screen here. You can go first
Getting aggro off you trying to nice now go back now go back and now I go forward
Greeting big damage
You got it you got it I got it
this is a great big knock big knock
now she's gonna swing her down to she's one of them she's one of them having
in the back
They are too massive
I got her
On you on you
You know
I have to kite the spells
Run run run run
Now dodge
Now
And now
Beautiful
They dodge too
Fuck me
Fuck now
I got aggro
You need to go in now
Wait
Yeah yeah
Just dodging
Just dodging
Wait for the auto-attacks
Now
I'm going in
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
We're still on you
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Hey you you you
Me me me
Oh, we got it!
R2, R2!
Now I have R1 Bikes in that way, so my potions...
Fuck me!
Keep running!
Going for a greedy one here!
You have a potion?
On me?
No.
We got this.
Noctis!
Oh! Heal up, heal up, heal up!
I don't have! Let's look and we got this!
Oh no, I'm down. It's you.
Think about the clips to make this happen.
You will go to legend.
You will be legendary status. The man who could.
The boy who lived.
Oh my god, how did it all the best right?
Was that not our first try?
I don't think it was.
What?
I got this one.
What did you say?
This power of grace?
I want you to breathe in through your mouth and out through your nose, okay?
Do it.
now big lock in hi yeah don't have any I want you to be one with your weapon
ready and the controller let's go three two one let's go go this is the one
this is the one we just need to put it up in one run and we have it come on no
second halfs no second halfs
Love it don't you every time
Told it on your new you I'm going in
Don't waste your house not wasting on me now
Big damage from me here
I'm going in she's on you got it. She's on me now go in waiting for the old attacks waiting for the old attacks waiting for the old attacks
Now
Do it
Me! How? R2, R2, R2?
Probably on me now, yeah?
Nine.
Waiting, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, dodge.
Wait, wait, wait, me, me, me.
On you, I'm going in.
And then I'm counter going in.
Got it, on me now.
They're still on you, I'm going in.
Fuck me, careful, still on you, careful, careful!
Dodging.
Oh my god.
Careful, I'm doing big outro just wait.
Fuck, you know.
Big damage!
That's a good try.
I'm going in.
I'm going in again.
Going for it!
Do it!
Prepare yourself!
For the R2!
Profitly find out, too.
On me!
On your top!
I'm healing up a bit, wait a minute.
Going in.
Oh my god, that's perfect
Going in
Noctur I
Have to do it. I'm sorry. Oh good. Oh good. Oh good. Good. I'm racing our two and then I heal
Squeeze it in alto squeeze in another one. Fuck you on you
Look do it nice to me
Are you are too
Careful now, careful now, out, out, out, on you I'm going in.
Probably on me now, you have to go in.
No, no, no.
Back step!
That is on you.
Nice, dodging.
Step right, step right.
Watch out!
Careful.
Hit damage!
On you now, going in.
I'm free.
Do it!
I missed it!
What?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Is it on you?
Going in, going in.
Going in as well.
On me.
Come on, backstab.
On you, I'm going in.
Nice.
I missed.
Caught him perfectly.
I'm doing V1.
Do it.
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
I too spam!
I too spam!
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. We're kind of crazy. Oh my god. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That felt so good. That was clutch, by the way. That was clutch.
And now RP walk, RP walk to the grace.
Yo replay that so well.
RP walk to the grace.
RP walk to the grace.
Holy.
The first one down.
Oh my god bro.
The first one down.
K drill.
The damage was nuts there.
The fucking Minecraft 2 outbreak.
The damage was a ballistic.
Ballistic damage. Perfect. Yo, yo, yo, we have higher levels, bro. Is it vigor max time a little bit?
Yeah, I put five points in strength
I put four strength. Yeah, why?
Why not bigger nice?
Because I don't get hit buddy
Bum bum bum bum bum
Come up you walk at the top
Yeah, one second, wait, I will wait.
Chat, strength or vigor?
Bro, we're not vigor-maxing.
Hello.
Both?
OK, both.
I'll do both, Kato.
Two into vigor, two into strength.
All right.
Wait, let me put on my clothes again.
I'll put clothes on as well, just for Aura.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, group up, camera backwards, camera backwards, now Aura walk. Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
Oh my god.
Stormvale Castle.
Literal chills.
I
But then again this first boss we had we had one of the hardest bosses in the first fucking room casual
Really like call me not say whatever the chat says bro a DLC boss
One that always keeps attacking in the first door
We could have had a free boss. That was not a free boss DL free boss. We adapted
We also didn't get fucking 88 sheet row
We fucking took our seconds to fucking quickly get some levels to unlock a better weapon boom
Katelyn we're doing this shit bro we're fucking doing this shit let's go I want
that item right here how do we get it we're gonna go left we can tell him to
open the gates oh it's our homie it's the homie
this guy's a scammer by the way I think this is your shit no I'll use the main gate
I think 9gade, fuck it R, you just rush the 9gade?
Yep.
He's gonna open the shield in a second Kegel.
Dane's foot.
Stone sword key, big.
That's actually big.
Do we kill him? He does drop something Kegel.
What is that what is the wheel what is it do chat
Wait, drop drop drop.
Use this. Don't follow me, it's useless.
Kager, if we kill him we may get a...
Oh!
He's opening.
Kager, there is a lot of mobs though, I think. So there could be...
I hope they don't have the machine gun. The machine gun is so fucking transparent.
Golden Horentylisman. Legendary.
Rune Arc.
More text off!
It's a spell.
To the whip wait on a stand there. I need to try something stay still stay still
I'm ready. What did you just do?
What my way out did you get that my listen?
My you get that listen look this look me. Yes, do the jump puzzle on the right do the jump puzzle on the right up here
Go get his foot. No, that's left
There. Go ahead.
Oh my God.
Lee fucking Sedane's footwork.
Ah! Oh my God, I almost fell off.
My Lee Sin.
Yo, are you going Lee Sin?
Yes.
For now, I will go back to my claymore later.
I like that.
We should kill this guy, casual.
Come.
Kill the rat.
He's gonna fight back.
Yeah.
Hold up, let me force my...
1000 damage.
Oh my!
You have so much RR right now.
I was getting fucking wolfed.
Wait, cake low!
Can I have your claymore to use this?
Just for like, I should have won it back?
Yup.
Thank you.
Whether your weapon seems kind of broken or...
No, it's us.
I think it's us bell bearing we have another shop we have another shop that's why I'm gonna drop the game
We're on the ground right?
Yeah, thank you, right?
Were you using orange warriors straight stored
Yeah, it's us
did you have the spec for it as well listen by the way you got you got to
give that back later game you know yeah yeah I just told you it's yours wait why
are these guys not random I wait they are those are all the same mobs I guess
we're lucky that it's not a tough watch out catapult
I don't know if I'm two-handing this or not I can I can I can I can I can I'm good
I didn't hear you. I didn't go. Golden Rune 5 Exalted Flesh.
Oh my, why is there a fucking tree? Okay, so please be careful. Right next.
We're nice to leave. I don't know where we have to go.
Up here, up here. Follow me, follow me, follow me.
VIVORS OF BLOOD! Oh my god.
Oh my
Reverse of blood
I found the boss here
Let's group up here let's group up here on fire
On the right no on the right
There was a golden item that we missed apparently
Shad
Rest rest rest
No no I picked it up it's a weapon but it's an ass weapon Gage
It's an ass weapon
Yes super ass
Like it's this one look
Look, he probably out.
Rivers of blood needs 20 arcane.
Fuck.
Rivers of blood, you sexy beast.
Oh my.
Okay, I'll get it eventually.
I'll get it eventually.
Sound, bro.
It's like a Ruby.
Okay, for next boss,
can we do quick toilet break, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
chat is this two-hand or is this two-hand?
I mean I spanner no shot.
24 fades.
I love rivers of blood.
Dad, can I read your suspect?
Quick little toilet.
Don't pull aggro on me, please.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, rivers of blood.
You should get some water too.
You have no water, bro.
True, I have no water.
Fine.
Wait, let me get water.
Yes.
I'll be a B.
Let's go!
I said I hope you're having fun too, I'm having too much fun right now.
This is like a kid at a fucking toy store, like I'm just super happy.
BRB BRB!
BRB!
BRB!
BRB!
I'm back.
My music started playing. What the fuck?
Someone says go euphoria. What is that? What is euphoria?
The one I missed the gold I missed
Where's the gold is it past the pot chest
Oh my god gold gold gold.
You!
For you!
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
I've never seen that guy.
What the fuck?
Leather arm reps. It's the S tier weapon. What do you mean S tier? I need 24 faith bro.
I'm a zero faith Andy. 24 faith? This chat's so stupid. The old spam get euphoria and then
I get it and it has 24 faith and they'll spam LO like bro you're so stupid
if owner dies I am not responsible level up and use the weapon bro I'm not a
a fake fucking freak. Why would I use that weapon?
Oh, the pistol has died. What?
Wait, why don't you wrap your back? Can't you buy something?
Oh, she bowled.
Goodbye. Nice to-
Wait, Smitting Stone 1, is that enough?
Oh no, I don't have to claim more anymore, do I?
Fuck.
Where's the map at, by the way?
Where's the map?
Oh, is it this thing here?
Okay, is this lesson built good or not or am I going to do zero damage?
What's the OP damage spec?
button
Yo, can we restart the disco?
Because you're delayed I think wait say something
Yo yo yo yo yeah
Key got delayed. Key got delayed. Key got delayed. We restart the call. Resetting resetting resetting resetting
Okay, can you see me? Maybe restart virtual cam, Kedro. I'm restarting virtual cam.
Stop. Start. Okay done. Okay. Nice, fixed.
oh you got the midnight vibes going I like that yeah it might have my life
turned off and I don't know how to turn back on
wait they're sending me a clip give me one second I clip of what I clip of
What what are you watching?
Okay, Dread hey, what what water?
Yo, bro. Yo, why the excellent side so shocked bro. You know what you did bro who snitched a who snitched
That's kind of it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Yo, whoever's in the chat. Who check who snitched in fucking bully them a bit
make fun of my death just remember it you make one of my best minus one okay okay
so uh clay more time it's the ash of war good I'll get a good yo please not
millennium help you realize casual like behind the store it could mean us
having to fucking farm some levels we're not strong enough we can't do
anything like a radon or could be just boom we continue I'm ready though I'm
ready though just know that I'm ready to next yeah I check for Ludwig quick and
then I come if something good I tell you the problem you know slumbering at
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill chill
here we go
No way, we have to go same time
three two one go
Don't's anyone don't spoil don't spoil don'ts well. I'm not in yet. I'm not in yet
I see the boss
Is it wait was it the
No, no, we didn't see that we didn't see at that
Born
your strength oh kindred kindred league champ
creator lights no millennia please is there a chance we do the whole run and
don't face the millennia i don't know
come on something easy
i wouldn't mind just first try it right now but this one's a bit tankier by
by the way
something easy please
something easy please
something easy
oh my god it's fucking midra are you kidding
fuck me the ass oh my god I hate midra
Hate me draw. I hate it. I hate me draw damage check damage check. I
Hate this boss so much
Well, why does he keep arguing you
No, why what are you doing?
You're the ones most said you have to claymore
You have to claim or stab him stab him you sure
Wait doesn't have a second
Big R2 chaser
Oh my god, I brought it
In?
Nice
I do it?
Wait, I can't talk
Face slide!
Or what?
I don't know
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's an instant one shot
What the fuck did he just do to you?
I hate Mitra, oh my goodness. I would rather play Manenia, I'm not gonna like it. The madness drives me crazy.
No.
Oh, you're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked. Are you cooked? Maybe windows, maybe? Maybe windows?
You're okay, we have a problem, bro.
Nah, I think we can do it.
I actually think we can do it.
The damage was not bad.
Yeah, on phase one where he's like just selling there like a bot.
Yeah.
On phase two he fucking won't tip you bro.
No, no, you just have to dodge a bit better.
It's okay.
What's mile two?
Wait.
My cable to the L2 is co-
Do you want, by the way, should we go back to it?
Like do you want this weapon back?
I can use my other one.
No, I'm doing big damage with my fists.
I'll try fists a few more times and then we go. I know how to play the fist build now. I know how to play it
Are you ready? Come on we got this. Yeah, second try. Let's go into battle
Yo, I swear we're not getting lucky though. Like bro, this is another massive boss now
Nitra and Mikaela or whatever first
Melania
I need you to get that girl
What the fuck is that splash?
bro what is this spells nice yeah I got it
I'm about to go crazy I cook him I'm dead bro I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I
told I told I told just play it play it sure I told my bed my bed you want
me to play this out yeah yeah yeah you can win that you can win it I need to
get better at the game so play it out
okay five one thank you all right here we go here we go hey wait kato the fire
talisman is that fire what I have it on no it's it's it's it's like it's maybe
but I have it on already I have it on already okay isn't there an item you
need for this boss by the way no that prevents like madness stack okay okay
this is a randomize around what you want to do bro you want to change you
want to search little map maybe it's in the fucking DLC at the end let's fucking
get the madness item and then we can continue
bro this is one more time one more time now one more time Santa Claus one
item all right go okay we had our first right
Let's make this our best try. Oh. Oh, maybe reset. No, no, no, steal up, steal up. I'm gonna do big damage here. Just watch this, watch this.
Please go in, please go in. Wait, he's on you.
I'm dead.
How did you die?
Nah, I swear to God these weapons are trash. Whoever said play the diesel build is brainless.
We can literally stun him 24-7. The one thing that he doesn't have is poise.
Are they gonna fuck me and then we go back to normal weapons?
Yeah, we just poison.
Mitra, you're going down next run.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe I should coat my weapon in Poison as well.
Can we?
I can. I can.
Then absolutely you can.
Wait, is the Reachat... was the reason that he was staggering so much?
I have the leasing fist is it because I kept spamming R2 with him or was it because why
I think I'll to wait. So these things stagger like fuck or what?
What are you?
I'm on the loading screen buddy. If you ever wonder where I am, I'm in the loading screen
Well this if I can get this off it's big boys break
So you want him to just wait there for a minute? Yeah, so if you could just taunt him in a parry that'll be good
Alright bro, I'll tell him to chill out a little bit, alright?
Yo bro, this is not an argument that you have with him.
Let's try one more time, one more time, trust me!
I don't know, I'm trying to reduce the lead run.
Alright, let's go KJ.
Don't take early damage bro.
He's one of stun, he's one of stun, he's one of stun, he's one of stun.
Try to pick damage there.
Are you good?
To me too.
He's not one of stun by the way, you're rage baiting.
Now he's one, now he's one of stun.
I'm stunnin' right now.
I'm dead.
Are you gonna stun him or not?
I'm healing, I'm healing.
Ah, next, next, next.
Oh, oh!
What?
How is he hitting me?
How is he on me?
Super mega ultra punch it
Super idle
Wait wait
What are you punching?
What are you punching?
Mega ultra punch it
Wait wait wait
Yo Joe it's an armor plant
I'm gonna go out of my house Joe
Mega ultra punch
You're trolling me bro
Mega mega
Why are you dying by the way?
Mega ultra super punch it
For damage
Wait 400
If you win this one thousand gift that I'm not rolling there's one thousand
Chat where's the stagger you're lying to me
Whoa, wait wait wait bro. There's no stagger
You want to switch weapons? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This weapon is fucking trash
Like I will give you this trash on a plate if you want bro have it
Yo, but you said we can enchant our weapons, are you sure?
Like let's enchant the claymore and uh...
No but not enchant but we can like, you know, we, you know, speak.
You heard that?
Yeah, we can what?
You know?
Wait, are you okay Jorl?
I'm loading screen.
I'll drop you the claymore.
This card right?
Wait, do you want the feed work or not?
No, you have them already.
No, give me the claymore.
Yeah, it's on the floor.
Wait a second.
We're back.
It's also great at strength, 30.
Chat, how much does a double-handing give?
gif they said 20 50% right so I can almost equip this I need two levels this is good
that's 50 check whoa what the fuck that fucking lot of work oh shit what are you
using great eggs are we allowed to use no or not what did you want to say okay
let's go wait wait cable wait for getting something right now I could go
and upgrade my weapon I have the claim or you can put fucking poison on it no
why not much we can check how does it work again we have we can get the
stone the fucking the the thing I can put poison on my weapon right now just
say the words and I do it yeah but I have it's it's poison ghee so it's
something gonna last like a minute no but we have a wet blade what what is a
wet blade to again can't we like enchanted with it or my tweaker right now
he's controlling or what a wet blade a wet blade bro the first cell I had a
wet blade
change the scaling for your eyes let's go I'm gonna put poison geese on
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Casual, this is the run.
You're wasting the poison piece.
It's an item that doesn't release one.
Come on.
Don't show any damage, please.
Holy...
Look, my weapon!
It's greasy.
Don't take three damage to make sure you're full HP right now.
Take damage from me.
Go, Wiggie.
Wait.
Shit, does holy damage do more damage?
Cause my L2 should be good.
I'll L2 him. I'll see how much it does.
Nice knock do damage to them. I got it. I got it
That's our turn
On me now on me now I go in I'm really I'm really on you. I'm going in oh
I do it. I'm just like our turn our turn now. Oh
My god
I'll shoot, I'll shoot!
Wait, two enemies! We'll both shoot at him!
Let's not do that again.
You have to heal, you have to heal! I'm taking agricultural!
Don't heal yet! Wait!
I'm poison geeseing again!
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die! It's a laser beam!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Keep running!
That ball, he's twisting, he's twisting, he's twisting!
I'm gonna twist it!
Oh
On me
What is that
Have you
One of boys one off
Oh my god, you do it nice
Why is he not getting poison?
Don't too early, don't too early. And now!
Got it!
Oh my god, I'm mad, just make sure you taunt him.
Keep tanking. I'm here now.
Nice, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here now.
I use two poisons and they didn't poison once is that a joke or what I
Chet was saying he's immune to poison or something.
Oh! Wait you loaded an insta?
Still on a loading screen. What do you mean he's immune to poison?
What is he not immune to then? What is he not immune to?
I don't know. Wait we have greases. Fire grease.
I can't on my weapon.
I don't know if I have any other geases. Oh I have fire.
Chet. Nope that's raw string.
with grease or this one with no grease it's probably immune to fire too okay wait
I have an ID wait there yeah right there what is it what is it what is it the
co-op host always loads faster wait casual we can buy it here to get plus
one flask the first seller he had he had get those items where can we farm
some quick runes. Cajal come right now. Where was easy farm? Gatefront or? Come
gatefront Cajal. Let's farm some runes. And get plus one now.
Plus one way. No. Plus one on the flask. Just go anywhere and kill some
things, okay? Why? Why? Why? So we can get some money. So we can get some money
to buy a seed to upgrade all flasks and it will help a lot. It will save us hours on this boss.
I don't think health is the problem. I think the problem is the damage.
Yeah, but we will have to do it at some point anyways. No, why not now?
Like it could help right now. Trust. In case with one thing that I learned of Elringbro
and you probably do like, you could take three hours on a boss, right?
You always get them down to like 10 HP, but then you do one little
You level up twice and then you just first try them, bro
You know wait you wasted hours
Wait small little upgrade and try again. We can smithing stone our weapons
Really? Yes, we can smithing stone them twice. By the way, no joke. I'm not capping
come to the hounds the hound table now come here
wait how many do I need
where do we go say again please come to the round table
the round table hold back over
I need four of them or what? I don't get it.
How do I upgrade it again?
What?
Four more rank ones?
Four level fours.
Yeah, I gave the bell bearing.
You're sending smithing stones!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yo, he's selling so many smithing stones.
Here.
GG.
And then, wait, I can buy 4.
We need 1, 2, 3.
We need 1K LP, 1K runes.
And then, if we do that, we can buy 4 smithing stones.
Check if you have golden runes. My chat says I have golden runes.
No, I don't have golden runes.
I have golden runes.
Weapon, bro
Yeah, which one is the best of these I mean don't say reversal plan. I don't have fucking 20
Big upgrades for me big upgrades by the way the weapon just got so much better
Of course, I don't know what's up with though. What you don't have a good weapon
Nine
back over it, my ranta
the quarry hasn't seen your body
do i look like i have f**king 24k right now?
but are we taking the piss?
my weapon just got...
alright i'll upgrade this piece
oh no i have an idea, i have an idea
before you upgrade your piece of dog shit
why don't we go to the graveyard on the map
let's just go on the venture, find the graveyards
and then just loot them
where is the next graveyard
mods I think we go to storm hills no we go to the the go to the egg heal the lake
north trust me right go to the right the egg heal eight north I wouldn't mind
doing a quickie boss because they also drop runes now we can find the cookie
boss but I'm sure that if we go somewhere this way there's probably a
gray guard somewhere over here somewhere over here no let's go suit it let's go
on our east let's cook let's him cook this way it's probably gonna be a gray
guard right if we cross the bridge oh no what if we killed that dragon right
there yo okay okay yo what if what if what if we just beat the game right
now what casual what if we just become quick little lcs champions right now what
if we quickly become the cs2 world champions quickly just right now let's
do it bro why you why fucker that's an endgame dragon are you taking the piss
yeah so then what are you gonna beat it with you with your level one follow me
Hello follow me looking for graveyard
Knights hunter wait this guy
There's a bird right above you
Just run just run just run we'll come back
Yeah, but there's a bird look at the bird in the background you see that that's an in-game boss
We don't want to find that
Wait, what is that treasure chest there on the front?
No, we don't win those by the way, we don't win those, two goliaths.
Is that items?
Oh, there are some of these archers.
Those are cancer.
Where is the grave yard?
Yo, is there no fucking grace anywhere?
There must be a great
Where did you go?
You can see me at the top Pedro you see where I am like at the top
See
Just come towards it say it is out so do you see it or not? You see up as you as you
Meding hand this can be good. That's the DC weapon. I'm going room to massive
That's it. This is the worst great girl to find
Let's find a grace and do a boss because why not there's a grace over there kid
I'm southwest.
Seeing, why don't we go kill that guy on the bridge?
Ah, I'm down.
This one has R our bro.
R our bro.
Heal up, and let's go kill the guy on the bridge.
Yup, I'm pretty sure there was a boss in the lake as well, no?
Ember of Messmer!
You wanna go to the bridge? Bridge boss real quick?
They used to be a dragon on the lake, no?
Yeah, there has to be a boss.
Is that a cave over there?
Where?
Yeah, you can call it with like north, north, west.
Where the jellyfish is like defending.
No, no cave.
Is there a good loot in his chest that they're defending?
Oh why there's so many mobs!
Go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left, go left
Uhhh...
We may have a problem.
Why?
No, no, no, let's just kill the boss, okay?
Bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge, bridge
But the bird is camping the bridge by the way, it's bugged it.
No, it's not, it's not.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm pulling aggro, okay? I'm gonna go in with an auto attack, right?
Yeah, I'm not aggro the bird.
I'm dead.
You're angry with the bird.
It's fine.
Did we kill the bird?
Can we make the bird kill guy?
Oh.
I don't think so.
Oh.
Wait, the bird dies really fast.
He killed the bird.
Two more hits on the bird.
Two more hits.
Try to hit with my horse.
Yeah, he's dead.
I have no vision.
I have no vision.
Nice! Let's go!
Watch out for the cherry fish.
Bro, that's my favourite boss, by the way.
I'm rolling the boss, look at this.
I'm holding anchor.
What?!
Don't die.
Take damage.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think the horse is useless by the way the horse is useless I've decided the horse
is useless.
What do you mean you don't be a pussy bro we kill that boss.
I'm not gonna lie this boss may be harder than the boss we were like preparing for.
No, no this boss is easy this boss is easy just trust me on that trust me on that one, okay?
You trust me?
But hold up. I'm loading screen
Loading screen loading screen loading screen
I don't want to kill this bird every time casual. This needs to be the round as I watch me the bird respond
Of course it does, it's not a boss.
Here's a deal, you kill the bird, I'll kill the boss, okay go.
Okay, I'm hella done.
Ah, yeah man, I'll die you I guess.
Fuck!
I hurt your stagger bro!
Don't die to the bird now.
Hold on, you get that bird, I promise.
We're gonna be the goads when you get that bird.
Is he dead? Is the bird dead?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, there's a bird on my screen. And it's east.
I'm not beating this fucking boss bro, yo let's find another boss bro, last graze visited
Not fucking sake of America. Please trust me on this trust me on the state of America
We're not beating this guy bro. He had one more power in the game one more time one more trust
I already went to the wrong one. I already went to oh my god. Please just one try. I will kill the bird while you're making your way here
You're not okay believe believe trust me. This boss is easy to kill. I had him on 50% HP solo
Vass yeah, trust me. You did? Yep
Look the birds gone as well
I'm not there yet.
How do we not see this item?
Magic.
Finally the loading screen is done.
Where are you?
Yeah, the loading screen was gigabugged.
Hold up.
I'm not there yet.
I shred this boss...
Wait, you died.
No, I didn't.
What are we saying?
What are we saying?
And the water could be the easiest boss.
Three runes right now.
And we'll be wasting our time on this.
Go water them.
Go water them.
Trust me.
Go to Grace.
Go to Grace.
I think I see the boss I think I see it
I see it this way, over here, look.
Wait, there's a dude here flying, you see that one?
Here, the boss, here the boss, I see it.
Dragon burns ruins.
Is it this one?
No, they say the boss, by the way, they say the boss.
this is not a box
we can kill this right?
yeah
uh how
how do you hit it?
can we reach this guy?
don't attack
but but he's bugged or what?
150
putting him down
no i can't hit him bro i can't hit him
you can you can you can just focus up
oh my god big hit from me
I've seen the loading screen more than the fucking game
Oh, it's another dragon they replace a dragon with a dragon where in the river
What do you mean? Where I turn?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
All that fucking dragon heart you killed it
No
Kredi we don't need to kill that Y because even if you kill it it respawns
This ain't a boss. I don't want to do it. I want to kill a boss
This dragon is a fucking river. There you have your boss. Where's the dragon?
We have to go together. Wait for me one second, and that's the second guy.
I don't believe you. Where's the dragon?
I was trying to find out.
That way I was just coming.
You see the dragon?
Where?
I'm not waiting to see him.
Where?
Atrial.
You don't see the dragon!
The dragon is under our authority, I already attacked him.
I'm dead there's so many mobs in this is that a dragon
bro can this guy take his rocks and shove them up his
Do you see that dragon now?
Now I see it, now I see it. Is that the dragon, the white one?
Oh my god.
Chas.
Wait, isn't that one of the...
I'm done, by the way, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
I didn't even get to fight the boss. I didn't even get to fight the boss. This is ridiculous.
I'm just being attacked from...
Yeah, I am. We're not killing that dragon, bro. We're not killing that dragon, bro.
Yo.
We need an isolated boss, bro.
Fuck the river. Fuck the river.
Fuck the river! The river is cursed and trashed!
Fuck the river bro!
Fuck the river!
Wait, I have an idea! I have an idea! I have an idea!
Go take off Marica! Gage will follow me! Please follow me and trust me!
I went to the shrine and I'm already on loading screen.
That's fine. Just come to me. Come to me.
Do you see where I am?
At the top you see me.
It's a loading screen.
Loading screen? No shot, you're trolling.
I have a pitch. I have a pitch. Hear me out.
No, I have an idea. Please just trust me once.
Okay, once.
It's in the back here. I remember it my game is boss ever my game actually crashed. I'm not even getting
You're trolling not rolling
Wait, why does this look so different?
The game save now I'm getting flashbang. Did the game save?
Stop for sure. It does right Sally. How do we fix this now?
Alright, alright, how do we fix this now?
Please tell me the game saved.
Because I have such a crazy idea.
Okay, wait.
Kato, you have to use...
the pot again, apparently.
Do I have to use the item as well, Sally?
Do I just click continue?
No, just a second, please.
Continue, Sally, or what?
For Kato?
I pressed continue cable pressed it almost cooked up already pressed it what did you press
and then you probably have to use the not the plot the other thing the you remember the
item don't leak it's yeah I got it I know which one to use okay I can't find
it FG of millennia FG of millennia
what does it do got it using it we could kill the boss at the start that's
That's true.
I think now is a good idea.
And I'm also in the cave right now, Kajul.
The cave could also have a farm, like a quick boss in here, you know?
Wait, why don't we just...
Yeah, oh! Yeah, it works!
Oh my gosh, great, great, great, Kajul, I'm so happy.
You probably had flashed like, bro, oh my god.
If this shit would have broken, I would have broken.
I would have, I would have cried.
Why are you going up?
Come down!
Oh, come here, come here.
We can do the cave real quick, oh?
Let's go. Like quick bossy.
Quick bossy bossy.
Bossy bossy.
Uh which way?
This way.
Bossy bossy.
Bossy bossy.
Alright! Not this way or hell no!
Water.
Fuck that Adam. Come on. Come on.
Jason come on please.
Ya ya ya.
This way, this way, I don't remember now.
Yep.
Right here.
Ooh, okay, come on now.
Come on now, a bit of progress.
Go deeper and deeper, hey!
Oh my god, what was that?
Go back up, go back up!
I'm at the station.
Yep.
Get ready to roll, okay?
This way, this way, this way, this way, this way.
This way, get ready to roll.
Get ready, be ready.
Three, two, one, go now.
later idiot
Yeah
What about here though, oh
Bossing coming I remember this
What the fuck is that what the fuck is that
Yo
What is that? Tree spirit?
I'm dead. I'm actually dead.
I'm doing a step-shoot.
Who is that girl?
Me.
I think that's so much A.R.E.
Just dodge.
It's easy to dodge here, but you got this.
Oh my god!
Big damage to me!
Big damage to me again!
You didn't do it, Shazam!
Big damage to me again!
Last hit.
What is this?
Oh, next one!
Heal!
On me, on me, me!
The holy is going to come again!
No.
Oh no, do damage!
I can't.
Doing damage? Now.
Watch. Going in.
Fire!
Fire!
Hold on.
Me too.
I can't see.
He's exploding.
Oh, big damage.
Big damage! Big damage!
Stay right here!
Stay right here!
Please, R1!
I haven't got it. Nice
Big damage greeting big damage again. No finish him you're finishing
Going first
Yes, look at the road try this guy just twin blade blade 1.8k 1.8k
What? 1.8?
Try not to check.
Do we get the amount of runes of the boss that's supposed to be here?
Like, it's an easy boss here, but we get the one that...
Oh my god, okay.
I understand it now.
Is the twin blade good though? Probably not.
Return to entrance?
Yes, yes
And we can do the start boss now if you want how many bosses have we first tried because on my mind that's four
The one downstairs the first cave this one and then the the summon
You want to go first boss
Where's the eel? Yeah, let's go first first first step first step come first step
We can do this one minute boss and you want 10k runes, bro
We literally were like fighting through the cave for like 20 minutes, bro
Like of course, I expect a little bit more my weapon is really broken, by the way
Where it's twindled usable 18 decks only that's two levels
This is it owner me and you are you ready for this I
I hate this weapon, Javelin.
What the fuck is that?
That says it's OP.
What are you, Dark Mow?
We just got dropped.
Bro, you need to put points in decks if you're going to use that.
I know, but I don't want to use it.
It's ugly, bro.
Alright, let's go.
Let's fuck this guy up, bro.
Let's fuck this Wanker.
This is it.
Me and you, baby.
Javelin.
He was basically our first death.
This is our day one.
Now we're going to be his first death.
Let that simmer.
Here we go.
New tank.
nice
Do it again
Big damage watch out he's gonna explode
I can't see this
What the hell do you fuck this thing?
Nice.
I got it.
200.
Oh no, this post is impossible.
Not fast.
You got it?
You got it.
Yeah, I got this, hold up.
Gonna be out of the ground.
Wait till I get on my legs.
Wait, it's not a main boss.
I can respawn.
I don't care what Chad says.
I'm dead.
I don't care what Chad says.
I'm dead, but I'm alive.
Yes.
Oh!
Hahahaha!
Ahahahaha!
I can't respawn.
Well, well, well!
Oh, no, I can't respawn.
What?
I can't respawn.
Say that again.
I can't respawn.
I can't respawn.
Is that my quirk?
Yeah.
I got it!
Watch out the A-way damage, NOW!
No!
What is that?
Bro!
What?
Oh, let's stop being a bitch, Lockin.
Dodge that.
I'm so stupid because you live that then I'm choking I'm choking I'm choking
I'm choking
This is you, this is you
Nice
Close
ARH, what's this, that's the end!
No
AHHHHH
You were almost him, you were almost him, but you weren't.
You could have been him, that was your chance to be him, but you was not.
No, no, no, wait, we're in my rooms, how many do I have?
Listen, Ona.
We killed the boss for nothing, Kajal, we killed the fuck, I just lost all my units.
The first boss we...
Listen, I don't know if it was just me, but that boss's HP went to ARF in the
for a second and we still why are you
initiating all right do we go in oh you
know no no right now no we can't fight
in her we can't fight in it's impossible
who pulled who pulled I don't know
someone do we go in or no no I
should have a killer we got we got
owner eos half HP on the opener yeah
but he was down to 20 we need to find
something else. Wait you're in? I'm coming. No I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm hard out. We need to find someone else.
Check does he give a lot of runes or no? I know where we can go on it we need to go south to the
castle. I trust your call and you have to realize like forces won't be easy so it's like if we
waste 30 minutes on learning a pattern like I feel like two tries we have them I'm not joking. We need to go south to the castle how do we do that
Remember the castle it's this way I remember I remember it this way
The castle is wait what fuck where's the castle
Wait go to the Agheel Lake South go there
Yeah, where's the castle? Isn't there a castle somewhere?
Coming. I swear the castle's this way.
When you come out of the tin, go south. Ah, yeah, I see it. I see it. We go through
here.
Why?
This is a monster call, by the way. Where are you?
Oh, coming. I thought you said Angel Lake North.
No south south south
Trust me. This is how we get the run back on track a lot of people are gonna be doubting
They're gonna say that they're stuck. We're not stuck fuck the dollars
You make I trust it follow me a foot
Bro, I can't take you seriously. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was about to say because if you were about to ride to the bell bearing hunter
I would have absolutely left I am follow me. Don't take jump
We're gonna go
I'm gonna go across the bridge, across the bridge, across this bridge, right here.
Okay.
There's a cannon at the end, make sure you're dodging.
Big, big, big, big, big.
Now we go to the bottom right, handle.
Chad, who has played Out of the Ring before, type 1?
Two of you, if this is for you first time.
Now touch grace here.
Now touch grace here.
Touch grace here.
W, W, now follow me
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Do we do story? Do we do story? Do we talk to her? Do we do story?
Absolutely not, I'm thinking about killing her right now
Okay, let's go
There's a boss up here, I know there's a boss, there's a knight boss up here somewhere
Process, do we do story? Just to get a fucking dragon heart at the end of it because it's randomized
GG
There's a boss up here, gold gold gold
Oh my god, I can hear you.
Yo, oh my god.
We should get the chest as well.
In the wagon.
I'll tell you if it's good.
Great Clover Ward, by the way.
Are you useless? You know what it does?
No, open the chest now.
It's for summons.
Smithing Stone 2, take it, take it.
Big Red.
Hold it.
keep going forward keep going forward keep going forward this is God this is
God face by the way now we're back oh oh there's a night rider yeah yeah yeah yeah
fast fast grace grace on the left and we kill him and we have a shopkeeper
shopkeeper's clutch this is fucking big this is where this is where we scale
a little bit this is where we scale a little bit let's check shopkeeper
before we kill the boss wait what what where is he where is he oh there is oh
my god yeah I don't see it what what what is it the shop works yo bro I thought
we got a fucking like katana or something great job okay let's kill it
let's kill it you ready I'm ready
I'm ready just make sure you're locked in okay
For all I did is going to have to kill that.
Check this out.
Oh my god, we did something.
We fight for the horse.
Ah!
Spit damage here!
I missed.
oh we can kill the horse I'm dead I'm dead all you all you got this I can't
respond I think I think I should put armor on yes I think for this boss I
I should have armor on not gonna lie like you might have
Just this post
Should I drive the horse as well yes or no
Yes or no
Is it horse time I wonder
I don't think okay because you can easy dodging right?
Let me know when you're here
Yeah loading screen hold up hold up loading screen
Don't take my runes by the way, don't take my runes
Holy look me by the way look my aura
Yeah bro, that's the easiest one.
See, like the easiest dodgeball in life.
Oh my god, I'm like Sarah Duncan.
Oh, like, stop it.
Are you rushing?
Bro!
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
How'd you die?
Yeah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm only 0.
Yo, I'm not gonna reset after this one.
I'm not gonna solo.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not joking, this guy's 0.
I'm sorry, Dunkin' Donuts, I get it.
Okay, hold on, just fucking die, I'm gonna play.
Look, I don't even dodge in there, and I dodge.
Yeah, but it's RNG, you know?
Tager.
This one is easy to fucking, like, easy to dodge.
Let's go.
Don't be on a horse. Yeah, I thought the horse could be the difference maker
All right, I'll start I'll start like yeah, I'm loading screen so you begin yeah, I'll start
I'll fucking my ball ready like yeah still loading screen
Still loading screen and spawn inside of him still loading screen
Big damage here. Stagger maybe.
Big damage. Nice.
Big damage. Nice. Big damage again! One more!
Don't be greedy! Don't be greedy!
Lots of cavalry without a horse.
Oh shit, he's kind of broken. Watch out.
fuck is he doing?
get his ass, get his ass, big dc
I got his IP, I got his IP, I got his IP, I got his IP
boom, W last much cage roll, boom
fuck him up, fuck him up
he's back, he's back
send him another package, send him another package bro
trying, trying, trying, I don't know he's on the fucking dynamic IP or something
Now
And get smoke get smoke enemy felid
What the fuck is happening bro, I'm on a golden seed
Royal night helmet bro is this guy gonna
Mounted
Don't see bro. Don't see we have another class. Yo, I just realized something
Isn't that the thing the dragon that is free so many ruins?
That's sleeping dragon casual. Oh, yes
Do you remember that shit? Yes
Wait three thousand ones not bad
The sleeping dragon where is he though? Let's do the castle. Let's do the castle first though
but wait is it a dragon or is it millennia though that's the question you
have to ask yourself is it sleeping millennial because that's gonna be
pretty fire if it is wait a second wait time out time out what the fuck do I
level level your elf
you think because then like I will never get to use a good weapon
What do I need for the Greatsword?
I'll check you need this one?
Greatsword 31, grabbing up.
I have 16, 16 plus 8 is 24.
Right in Hella Levels.
Quite 200.
There's a graveyard here somewhere, I swear to God.
Yeah, I'll play my own game.
I'll stick to this weapon for a minute.
I want some more survivability, but trust me.
I should know that stupid aside.
I don't even have it!
Don't have what?
Don't have what?
Enough levels.
chat there's so many strength weapons I'm not gonna write now by the weapon
because fuck that I need some level spoon strength for the future for the
future WL WL like well we're gonna find better
but I'm coming with you did you take my
I am going towards the castle there we go I'm coming oh my I love this game
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, what I found it
No, I didn't find it. What?
Don't go back, don't go back. Those are apparently also randomized. Oh hell no.
What's randomized? The fucking golden seeds. Yeah, let's go in the castle.
This is big loot in here by the way
Big fucking loot in here big fucking loot in here big lock in a lock in
I'm locked
Okay, it's time for sir Sparky and sir marked Simon man
So pop off my brother used to call me as a kid
why because electric yeah I got that chemistry checkity check check oh no I
hear one of both bombs give me out of here quick musicians oh my god I hate
Oh no, I hate this castle.
Let's go hard left, go hard left.
Check.
Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam.
What the fuck is that?
Ashes of Warcry, that's kinda nice.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Come, come, come, there's a ladder in the back, I remember this.
Are you with me?
No, yeah.
what you're dead by the way you're dead what what is that oh my god gold
knighting
are you ready for this it is a oh my god oh my god what is it please tell me
Oh my god. Oh, it's the best weapon in the game, by the way.
It is the best weapon
It is the best weapon in the game
No joke like sometimes I would joke, but I'm not joking
Yep
We're at
I just got chills, by the way, IRL.
I can feel goosebumps in my arm.
I can feel goosebumps in my arm.
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Ancient Meteor, that's gotta be good, right?
That's from the prehistoric age, that's from the dinosaurs.
Ancient Meteor, huh?
Is that good?
Look at the size of it.
19 arcane, 35 strength.
That is nice though.
But it takes so much shit to wield it.
So it's trash.
I was hyped.
Right now it is.
I think it's a good PvP weapon.
I have to up the ladder.
So it's a waste is what you're telling me.
I think so.
So it's a waste is what you're telling me.
Hey, hey, hey, why is something?
You have rivers of blood yeah, but I don't have 50 million runes do I what am I gonna do with it? What am I gonna do with it?
You have rivers of blood
You'll kill a few things here. Let's milk a bit
Big rat by the way big rat
Then big rat
There's a boss here somewhere downstairs. We have to go like down again somehow
It's like, yeah it's this way, this way, here, that's the race.
You take that race there, and then you go down here, and you go down here, then you go down here, then you go down.
No!
I love this game Pedro
Like for real
That chill chill chill. Oh, no
Rolls Pedro that's mana and that's I 60 runs 60 runes. Yeah, I don't think we should be killing things
Why because they don't get
Oh, we have to go the other way apparently.
Fuck the handshake, you come.
I just got fired, that's a great sword, is that good?
VAS!
Yes!
I'm dying back here bro!
35 shots.
Okay, well...
Where did you get the sword?
if you if you stopped abandoning me and actually fight it we can get the swords
together how do you know that it but I guess if we kill mobs it drops swords or
what why did I drop a sort of sword
Are you trolling me?
No.
Are you coming back or not?
Yeah, yeah, come, come, come.
Did you kill the end?
I killed it all.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're a go-to or what?
Nah, you put it to like 10 HP.
Where's the fire knife box, David?
I don't know, I found it on the ground somewhere over there.
Somewhere over there.
follow me follow me it was right here look it was right here on the ground
it's a random drop
I
So those are random too
Onto the rooftop follow me wait. I'm checking bottom. I'm taking bottom. I carried with the chest up there
I'll go get the chest. I'll tell you if it's good, okay?
My eyes switching
we're good relax relax
casual cold cold cold
room arc
okay
to be honest that's not a bad one
doesn't it make your weapon poisonous?
are you good?
yeah
coming
I'm waiting for you here cuz we need to jump in here and we need to fuck people up
Ready let's go
Are we dipping? Let's dip, let's dip, let's dip!
Don't dip, don't dip, don't dip!
Okay, I'm coming!
I'm on HP, I'm on HP, I'm on HP!
We're low-key, that's what we're trying to go to the health zone.
Big place, big place.
Alright, now we made it.
We made it!
Now we go down here, right? Isn't there a grace here somewhere?
Where's the grace I have grace I have that's where you check your corners beautiful oh
My god half your swings have been misses. Yeah, but if I didn't swing as much as I half then I would have missed
Think about it. Let's go. All right. Let's go
We jump it's a down new but you fire them off. Oh, wait a late proper proper
Wait, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
Careful, don't aggro that fucking line over there.
That thing's wrong.
That thing's wrong.
And gives like no XP on your left.
See that guy?
Like that's on the left.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it time or what?
Cause you have to realize one thing to quickly remember, K-Doll.
You only get as much ruins as like the boss that's there gives you.
What is that boss, K-Doll?
Oh no!
Is it time or what?
Look what's in there. No way. What is it?
What is our lack that's oh my god, it's the fuck
What happened there with the marina trench? Why what happened there man? I was admiring the view
bro is that the fucking dancing lion yeah oh my that was a newer woman bro
oh my god bro yo that's cool let's pull it up let's pull it up it's easy that
boss by the way it's not that hard look are you here
yeah you ready yes are you ready
I casual I am ready let's go
okay let's try
I'm getting closer. I'm good. I grow I'm good. I grow on me
On me on me on me
You on you on you I'm going in
On me probably on me on you switch. No, it's not I'm going in
one of them not the most they say what I say
I really don't want to try out a vanish
that's ass
the touch game
I'm hooked
just touch
heal him
oh no
heal up heal up heal up
stay healthy
yeah he's still on you
he's looking at me he's looking at you guys
Oh my god, what is that?
I need to pull out more. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
You got this.
What is that?
Ice... Ice form.
Brrr! Getting cold in here. You got this.
Dodge?
Dodge?
I'm getting a bit frosty here.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
run run run run run run run nice in in
win form win form yep yep yep yep toilet
He was he was he was wait nine do a bulldoze level
Yeah, I really think so. I agree. I really think that's doable.
Well, wait, someone just came up with something absolutely crazy, which we need to take into
consideration. Someone said, if he's on the floor right when we when we can crit
10 Kgill, he's saying, I'll wait for you, that-
Are you gonna watch Witchcraft?
No, we should just attack him instead of going for crit.
Why?
Because we have two times the power, you know?
Because when you crit, I can't attack him.
So he's saying that we do way more damage
if we both just attack instead of crit him.
Chad, the Witchcraft game is usually to watch for me
because that game they're playing is against noobs.
They're just gonna tool insta-stombots.
Not worth it, this is way more fun.
We'll watch them later in the tournament chat.
Sorry, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Do you want to try that give me give me five seconds give me five seconds? Yeah, they're playing against complete noobs
They're gonna two-oh-stomp. I'll watch them late through the tournament. I'll watch the main tournament for sure
Wait, let me tell if he's on the floor. Do we already put him into the next into the next stance break near right?
It's the ice-pice thing real you're coming in there right now Joe
Second lawsuit I said valve well GG
This guy drops, 3k runes by the way, and we will second try him, that's good, here we go, let's get it, let's go, let's get it, let's go.
Can we just skip this or what?
Oh my god, I'm almost died.
Did you hear what I said though?
You have to hit him when he falls down, right?
Yeah, instead of quitting, instead of quitting, we can try that. They're saying that we do more damage than that because we're 2.
Pick up your runes as well. Kajun, let's go. Let's lock in. Come on.
Where are my runes at, though?
Sons of it.
Blank, bro, bro.
Alright! How did they get you attack, bro?
What, it be me or what?
No, him.
Careful, he's on you. I'm going in.
Alright. Careful. Watch.
I got a lot of damage out there.
He's on you. I'm going in. He's on you. I'm going in.
Nice. Nice. Good damage. He's on me now.
Big damage here.
Knocked him.
Oh! Oh! Now attack!
I don't know actually.
It's worth I think.
Okay.
Going in.
Now he may be on me.
Careful to transform probably.
Yeah.
No, no, no! Back, back, back! Just run!
Yeah, I'm running, running.
Nice vision.
Coming in.
Keep dodging, keep dodging. Once I have, yeah, we can aggro switch again.
electric electric electric this but I'm not joking you might get aggro here watch
out I'm not going for the flank I'm going to
You're correct because you're not there.
My bad.
Get out to him.
That's it.
I need to heal. I'm in a bad trouble.
Yeah, I'm going in.
I have aggro. I'm just gonna run for a second.
There's so much lightning.
Back, back, back, back!
I'm not gonna heal yet.
Wind form, wind form. This one is easy.
I think, I don't know.
One Vault though.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Run run run!
No no!
Thank you. Double healing.
What?
Oh my aggro, how am I aggro?
Careful you aggro. I'm going in.
What's he doing?
Is that on me or is that on you?
What? I don't have that on me!
Got some damage down.
Okay, this definitely not be easy.
Oh fuck off.
He's not even going in.
Up!
Kill him.
On me now.
He have heals, he have heals, he have heals or not.
No, no, no.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Gonna go in now, gonna go in now.
I hope he's on the view.
I hope he's on the fuel.
Oh my god!
Nice Ligger! Just do damage!
Just do damage!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, good stamina.
No!
Oh no.
I'm getting a lot of damage now.
Shit.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
I'm one HP, we got this.
Take it!
I'm angrily taking it.
back back back maybe not watch out
oh no take an aggro please got it nice on you now careful careful don't get
sniped back back back nice nice can you get an auto attack in here it's risky
Oh no.
On me.
Hit him!
Two damage!
Attack! Attack!
Two damage!
Nice!
Oh my god!
Holy fuck.
Holy fucking huge man.
Absolutely massive.
So well played.
So fucking well played by the way.
How many flashes you have?
play by the way you have if you have to cry oh one flask okay but one okay I'm
chill look at me oh my god you'll be fucking whoop that shit chills people are
crying for refund oh baby now I'm level up a bit level up I'm gonna go a
I'm gonna go a little bit of vigor.
Actually, wait, wait, wait.
What weapons is it time for?
Shall we go double rivers of blood?
No, we shouldn't use the same weapon. That's kinda creepy.
You know what I love in this, Kajal? What I love in this?
And what is feeding the family right now?
Us? And what is the most fun? Staggering them, right?
And rivers of blood is no staggers, bro.
I think Fire Knight's Greatsword is kinda calling to me a bit.
What is that one?
Is that a good sword?
I don't know.
I'm doing a strength boost though, just like staggering them.
I think I'm gonna keep my weapon cajol that we can upgrade it, like we have a lot of smithing stones, right?
I think right now we go next boss, because we're ready, we have some levels now.
I think the I think we're ready for the next boss now
But we can upgrade our weapon real quick. I'm good. Keep some runes. I'm gonna go and
Lost grace cable. I'm gonna go around. I'm gonna use this weapon late game. I mean to build to fate and vex
Wait, I'm a strength 22 strength. I need to the nature strength 22 strength is okay
Hey, is there a way to re-spec?
No, right?
Yeah, I later on.
Wait, why did you go to the table of lost enemies?
Because I want to upgrade my weapon.
Right, you know what I mean?
Like fuck it, I'm not going to keep this weapon.
I fucking hate it, but just for the next boss, like a smithing stone is 500 bucks, we don't care about that, we're rich.
Like, you know what I mean?
But I need six smithing stones upgrade again.
Oh, minus 11, zero.
So you upgrade, you upgrade.
Alright, level two, level two, level two. Kajar now is so ready, I'm not joking.
Like, it's time.
Kedr, you make the call.
We fuck the fucking bell bearing hunter with the bird, or we go to the big boss.
I think we go to the big boss.
We go to the big boss.
It's time to kill Mitra
Right?
Say it
Say it
His PC broke
Which one?
Oh what fuck
Which one?
Mitra
I'm there right now
I'm there right now
We have videos
Get over here
Yo bro, what's my screen on here?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, you know, I have a headache but I'm not gonna lie, like, we were locked in on that.
We were locked in. We were locked in on that.
Alright, here we go.
We have one more flask and we have four levels and after that we have a schedule.
Go, go now. Just kill him. Just kill him now. Just kill him.
I'm thinking.
I'm going in.
Careful, dodge, dodge, dodge.
No, no, no, no, no, no. We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
You may switch up now. Nice, nice, nice. On me, on me.
Maybe on you I don't know
Nice
Staggering again. Oh baby in the back nice
Have you take heavy attack big one
nice
Big one again. Oh my god. I'm completely flying by the way right now
I'm so lucky. Keep an eye on your mana. Once you have no mana, it doesn't do anything.
Watch out, he's looting.
I'm flanking his ass. Watch out, you're melee ranged by the way.
Don't kill me!
NOOOOO
I've lost
Dampers
That's a dagger
Jack, uh, please don't go crazy
Don't go crazy.
We have so much more.
Yeah, I should have just died, I should have just died, I should have just died on purpose.
I had four Flasks.
Knock on the line though, my first 50% of his elf bar, I think I played perfectly.
I was literally like those Elden Ring Streamers when they're on their dancing pads.
I was crazy.
I was crazy.
Make sure that you still have the Flamethrower Talisman equipped, the fire damage.
One.
How are you feeling by the way?
Are you okay with the headache or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
I just want the next boss.
like this guy needs to go down here we go let's go casual let's look in this is the
round this is the round pick up your runes
okay hold that girl hold that girl hold that girl watch out dodge
wow that's a melee range one of going crazy i'm going crazy
no how's your runes? sorry about how you started but i finished by the way
oh my god nice get it
take attack take attack take attack no i mistimed it what people has
careful on you on you on you i'm going in i missed don't damage to damage to damage to
damage to damage maybe over here you know on me now going in again nice oh my god
Let's not miss this one, last time we missed.
A little bit later, now.
Nice.
Nice.
Back, back, back, back.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Got it.
He's on you.
I'm going in.
What?
What?
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
I beg your pardon?
I'm just going to chill.
I'm going for it.
You're...
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
I'm just gonna chill.
I'm going for it.
Knocked him. Nice!
Time it! Time it on it!
I have this hand.
He's on me probably now.
Thanking! I'm over healing.
I'm stuck in a tree!
look no do i try or no go for it go for it do it
this is you wanna think of the aura think of it
one up son one up son
Tim!
go on a go!
go on a go!
nine!
stars!
no!
don't greet don't greet don't greet
watch out the explosion!
I don't know how to dodge this!
little quicker
put on up low
ahhhhhh man
so close
so close you had no use
oh my god that was kind of good
that was kind of clean
thank you bro
bro we got him we got him we got him
that was super clean
Yeah, no, you didn't that was my pot. That was my pot chat
No, no, no, no, come on. Come on. Yeah, loading screen loading screen hold up loading screen
Yeah, we got him. No, we got him. We got him. We got him. Come on. Come on. Come on
This boss is fucking sexy as hell, bro. Here we go. Let's go
Let's go. You ready you went in already
Why not coach me wishcraft I'm coaching this instead
I'm flanking
On you, I'm gonna go in.
Take damage from me.
Watch this, well, oh my god, that's messy.
And I missed the grip, and I stunned him.
Oh, and I stabbed him.
Completely smoked him.
I'm gonna R2M.
Niiiine.
On you, he may switch on me.
Fuck, I'm trolling right now.
Okay, so don't die.
Honey, die, girl.
Please switch on me, please switch on me, please switch on me.
Why is he not switching onto me, person?
Fuck! Stay alive please!
Now he has to go into you, right?
No way, please stay alive, please stay alive bro!
Nice stuff.
Now he has to let go.
We need to get out of the...
...some where, we need to get out of here!
Too much minion block!
Too much minion block, get out of there!
Wait, you're right, you're right.
Get out of there, get out of there, get out of there!
Man, man, man, man!
Five fields, I'm gonna use one early, fuck this!
Wait early early early attack, by the way. Watch out, bomba.
Careful of you!
Over, over, over, over, over.
I'll let those...
Watch out I'm not there yet. I'm far.
No, I'm still dead!
Should I die?
I'll die, I'll die.
Over, over, over, over, over.
We get this, we get this on the spot only.
Still on, still on, still on.
Just a run, here we go, here we go, holy shit they got Renala and Tamidra, I swear we're
getting a luckier sell no?
Yeah we are, we are, we are.
Renala and Tamidra and Tudans and I, is it only DLC versus what the fuck?
Like actually.
I'm not gonna open that message.
Go.
I'm gonna win.
But if you wanna cost you in the game like do it.
No I'm bro, I'm too locked in.
I
Know why is he doing that early game
wait what don't get just don't get madness
I fucked up I fucked up
tried it
you fighting you good
I'm told you
he's close to me staggered
he got it
fuck
it's fine
aggro me aggro me go in go in go in
I made aggro
I made aggro
I made aggro
I made aggro
I made aggro
oh shit that timing is crazy
he's on you, just hide
madness
pulling aggro
still on you
no
on me now
Nice, let's not fuck this up, nice schedule.
Is there a phase 2 on this boss?
Yes.
It's pretty similar.
Don't die, don't die, careful for madness.
Nice.
That was one shot, nice.
Hold for it, I'm sorry.
Let's not miss our R2, let's not miss our R2, no.
I hit it.
Don't die, don't die, careful for madness.
Nice!
That was one shot.
Nice.
Go for it, sorry.
Let's not miss our R2.
Let's not miss our R2.
Now!
I hit it.
On you, on you.
I'm going in.
What?
Knocked him.
Nice!
Stabbed him.
Come on, baby.
R2 needs to hit.
R2 needs to hit.
Out.
On me.
Hit him again.
Hit him.
Hit him.
Hit him.
Hit him.
Hit him.
Hit him.
Hit him.
knock them again oh my god big stamp time it oh no oh no my head
oh no just i'm trying to take aggro
no popping
no no no no no no
oh my god
right out right out
in in in in in in
knocked him
stabbed him
yeah
two golden seeds
oh my god
there's one face two
there's no face two
two golden seeds
two golden seeds
two golden seeds
two golden seeds
oh my fucking god
we'll return together
oh my fucking god
you're insane
I'm not joking
you're fucking insane bro
we fried that fight deal
pick W though
Maybe I will go co-stream the games and we can leave it there. That's a good ending though
That's a kind of baller ending
Who's witchcraft?
It's just like the old the team kind of like reformed with a different homies, you know. Yeah, you have to watch that
I think that was that's a good that's a good progress day though
Well, I am so addicted though, but no no no you don't you shouldn't miss on that casual
We spent the runes tomorrow to listen listen listen listen listen. When do we continue tomorrow?
We have that's the last thing we have to set the last thing we have to set and then please let's open early murley like I'm hella down
You ping me whenever bro, I'll be awake from 8 a.m. Yes
I'm normally awake from a time
Let's say listen to me, please and let me know possible
12 noon and then we do fucking 10 hours sash and we finish this
12 noon. I got a wow raid in Kara has a hand at 7
What the fuck does that mean?
New word.
But how long is the raid?
How long?
How long?
Um...
It's like an hour and 30.
Are you good at...
Okay, so you're good at 12, right?
You're good at 12?
Bro, do you want to just keep going now or are you...
I'm down, but bro, you should watch the game, I think.
Like, actually, right?
Like, it's your old team, no?
Okay, okay, you're watching it you watch I mean, yeah, how long is the game where is it be a three? Yeah, be a three
Yeah, and then what then it finished
Yeah
How long does it take?
Maybe like two hours
I have an appointment I have an appointment I have to go tomorrow at 12 okay tomorrow
at 12 tomorrow at 12 deal tomorrow at 12 kind of squid games it's safe I don't know I'm
scared um chat how do we save it like how do we go with good savings how do you save
Um, I don't know. Sally, how do we leave? Last thing.
Uh, fuck, they told us this. Um, you need to use separation mist.
Separation mist. Separation mist. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to use it. Wait, just wait a second. Use it, use it, use it.
Just one second.
Okay, three, two, one.
leave party
okay now we can do it right now we can leave right
KJ bro this is too much fun bro I'm not joking
I knew this was gonna be fun with you bro but this is too much fun KJ
this is go to the fight or go to the shit
tomorrow I do the longest bender ever bro
I'll see you at 12 tomorrow okay just for chat that's in
in 5, 5 plus 12 and 17 hours from now maybe even at 11
if you're early here like deal deal deal at 12 or 11
all right you know love you enjoy the games for and that's your biggest biggest
brother love love love love love love love love love see you later
see you bro oh my god check you know that goes hard
that goes is anyone got a link to the ami master's games
has anyone got a link to it how do we watch this
big w's owner big w's mr schnitzel
wait they're losing what maybe has like a very slight chance to work out and
with that now sacrificing so much tempo that you even further behind the
mode we can use there's jungle on tempo is a value of the second camp so we
hope where what's fucking going on this game this is this is a lr classic
This is an LR classic by the way.
You're playing Corki, Nami, Mundo, Anivia. That is an LR classic.
Bals's Renekton was kind of good as well.
Bals's Renekton went kind of hard.
I don't know what the ad situation is
I'm gonna hit by ad, I apologize
Namesi got his base off
Bro, who photoshoped that shit on the bottom right?
Oh my god
I don't feel as invested, no it's not lost at all
I don't feel as invested
But I hope they win, seriously
Bro, my coach brain is turning on me
Now I wanna flame the fuck out of them
What are we doing? What is this?
What is this?
They're losing to Hand, Moe, Warner Brothers, Slater and Sass?
Guys.
Nine.
Nine.
Velja, what are you doing?
Who's pausing?
I'm not flaming, I'm not flaming.
I'm not flaming, I'm just saying.
We can't be having the homies be losing the upcoming players. The comms, I can't get the comms, I can't do that.
Reckless shout out.
by the side lanes or the jungler from BAM.
Yeah, it's perhaps not the start that the many fans...
Wait, did a refs have comms for me?
Obviously the expectations and hopes are kind of high for this roster.
Given that they won two out of three EMEA Masters in 2025...
How do I contact the refs?
...now with WIPOA, multi-worlds, world's finals attending top laner added into this roster.
I think people expected this to be an upgrade in many ways.
They don't necessarily have the same, you know, the boss magnetism that draws that
I'm not co-streaming a co-stream of a co-stream. It's not happening. Not happening. No way Jose
Oh, he's just watching Nemesis stream. Fuck it. Let's do that. Good idea. Let's just watch Nemesis stream
Yeah, we can probably not on the red deck, you know?
No, yeah, don't die, Red.
Oh my god.
What happened?
Is he wearing a T1 jacket?
No, that's not a T1 jacket.
Is that a Fnatic jacket?
What's there?
This is good, we can maybe get something there.
Oh, Nemi. How's the comms looking?
The wind crossed upside I think. Yeah. Exactly.
Big damage. I need to base mid.
Aurora is basing too. No, this game is so winnable by the way.
The only one who can carry is enemy AD.
Maybe one more squad on the left. A world in perfect stillness.
They will come back, they will do a big comeback.
This will be very strong, so we need to be careful.
Don't worry, don't worry.
But I think we'll play with one Nivir and it's okay.
Yeah, we'll play with one of the bots.
There's no way you're losing this. What do you mean I'm losing this?
I'm okay.
Brother, I am part of the team now. What do you mean me?
I'm broke. Hello.
Did someone take it?
Yeah, what's your name?
I think we'll kind of have a direct time, I think.
I think we should try our concept this fall.
Yeah, I think the mid diff right now is quite jim-tailed.
Bro, can he stop? Bro, is he gonna click everywhere all the whole time or what?
The fuck is that APM?
Bro, Nemi and Ivia is a classic, by the way. It is just a classic. You can't give him an Ivia.
It's insta-loose if you give him an Ivia. Free tip. You give an Ivia, you take a free lose.
Like...
I need some vision around the mid.
this is a warm-up game I mean the team they're playing against it should be I
don't know be that guy I'm not trying to curse this should be a free win
this is good this is winning this is winning
this is good there are always losing lane mega hearts she's getting permacharged
no this isn't VCS this is not VCS Slater by the way this is not VCS Slater no way right
Can we dance? Can we dance to ship base tp first? I wanna do it after
It is?
No, the tip is coming in now
Wait, what the fuck is he in here?
What the fuck did Broke get here?
You want me to be shown for base tp or do I stall it?
You can just play for lane
Okay, I'm gonna wait now 150
No, base signal I think
I think we should be able to start drake
I can't ward the raptors
It's perma bush, it's free win by the way, they outscale, they are getting drake
They are little basements
They are blipo muted
I have your Rengage
I save tp for bot lane
Yes
They're playing super aggro, so they might be at angle.
I haven't heard a moment.
I'll take my talker as soon as I'm playing bot side.
I will keep winning mid.
Wait, you got solo Bolo'd?
I guess it is even nicer on the top.
It's a BO tree, so there's no stress.
And it's not elimination, if they lose they're fine.
It's pretty shallow vision though.
I mean, this game is on Anivia.
I have a thing for myself, you know.
It's on the Varsalora missing, by the way.
This game is on Anivia, did.
If you hit Star and we have a ward behind us, we should do.
No, doubly, Aurora. I'm gonna look to play a grass.
You should know TP.
As long as bot doesn't die...
He dashed, he dashed. This is good for us.
Just wait it out, wait it out.
There is a ward behind them.
You're fine.
If she dashes one more time, I'll tell you.
witchcraft win yeah witchcraft will win this
which crap will probably win it's one of them
I mean think about our our run last year we won one and then we came third
fort we lost one BO5 and Misa the team that they play against is the hardest
lost one of their players so bro chilling one of their players got picked up by
Nellie C team so they're not playing Vue Masters they are chilling
They don't have mid to play.
Bro, the mid gap is mental by the way. That's me on Aurora, he's getting slammed.
Look at me, I'm gonna threaten here.
There's a cone, there's a cone!
I'm not going, okay, I'm not going.
Like the kills are three to one, but I'm convinced that they're up in gold right now.
They are heavy at the ball
They are at the topside
And Aurora could run there from base
Oh, I'm at your infi
It's playable now, okay?
I'll give the kill design
What? Is he rotating or what?
I'm making a bug in already being in base, maybe
I'll give the design
Aurora won't do the system
I kind of got the lead back, but
I'm mega at mid
What the fuck?
I was a bit cooked
I could play as always special guest special guest special guest
Okay, hello
Hello, hey, how we doing bossy? Oh, yo, yo, what's up?
Yeah, I think we should
I don't know, this Bupu guy is... I don't know people. I don't know if I'm fine. I'm sorry.
Fuck it dude, what?
Aurora, I lost the game
Nah, but the midgaps for you
I'm good man, I've been playing loads of different games
I've played Pokemon, I've played Elden Ring
I've played ResinDevil
I saw you're playing Rengar top
Like the worlds...
Is the world healing or...?
Yeah, you're healing
Wait, I just got into the stream
They don't play the mountain
Yeah, but...
This should be free win
But the team they're playing at should be weak as fuck, right?
It's C2 from Saudi Arabia.
It should be a weak team.
Because they're in their group, they have G2 North and they have an EBL team.
So the EBL and Saudi Arabia team should be weak and then the G2 North I think they should
win.
They have to win.
That's the hard one.
Yeah, this is looking for bot lane.
You're going to commentate that shit or what?
Security prior for bot lane. Very good move.
Dabin, you gamed on his passive. Wait a minute.
He got stunned on his... egg? Egg? He's got egg. All good.
Oh yeah, he was helping bot get prior. You're right.
What?
Drake's absolutely in trouble.
I can't believe what is this team comp I'm seeing. They have Corkina with Moundre Nivea.
Yeah, bro, that's the LR Classic comp, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, that's literally our piss.
But you played running from top.
So this place looks familiar.
What is this mid gap? Hello?
I want to take both of them, we play mid and mid.
Are you streaming today or are you streaming now?
I'm streaming late.
I might stream later.
Hell yeah.
I think I should be fast.
A little late night.
And a Drake classic?
Is that a free Drake or what?
Smite and run?
Smite and run, guys.
Was that a Rumble TP?
That's a classic.
That's a classic.
Oh, and it becomes TP.
I have no TP, guys.
Back off.
That's a classic.
That's Rumble coming to Dragon.
Uh oh.
I swear to god I've seen that about 40 times this year.
And then I hear two allies have been slain double kill and it's like, guys I got a plate.
I'm getting plated.
Good for you guys.
It's good for me guys, I swear that's exactly what it said.
FIGHT RUN HIDE!
Yeah, I can't.
They're sticking to the script though, this looks exactly like what I've seen.
Champions and gameplay, go down and kills, get Drake's, get TP'd on.
Proxy, die, champs, check out.
I wanna talk to that lane, I really think it'll work if we can hop for top.
He has no flash, I'll top-leaf.
Can you look one time? I can go one turn.
I didn't get the Drake.
Yeah, I remember you were there too.
Don't look to see us in Nitto, Jesus man.
I don't have to be killed in bot lane with no songs
I think it's very easy
You have no songs
She's stuck
You missed a little bit
At tiny bit
Tiny tiny bit
Do you?
As Nemesis gets caught in the mid lane
Big blunder
Big kill for Zahini
Do you miss it at tiny bit?
I do
I miss it
But I think what I missed is the LEC stage, that was like the peak, like if it was online like this
I don't mind, but the in-person LEC was different
Yeah, it was such a vibe
I don't mind, I don't mind
The late night five guys, chills
And bro, like the last two weeks we were just fucking everybody and like the mood was so good in the team
And we were winning everything.
Oh my god.
Just to fall a little bit short.
You popped a secret account, boom, challenge your 70% win rate.
Cheers.
I mean, watching Bwipo in these screams, he's a...
I don't want to be like that guy, but Bwipo...
Bwipo is like doing really well from what I've seen.
from what I've seen, like low kill, a lot of games he just won me knight carrying
oh yeah yeah he is, some games he is completely in thing though, not gonna lie
I think the thing with Biffle is like, he will like, I used to be very quiet
and then I would just do my own thing, Biffle will like, either, like he comes a lot
so he will like, completely carry the game with his comms, then there's also a game
where I guess he makes the wrong comm, and then he
He carries with the comms but you carry muted.
I came in 200, we're gonna play a drink.
I mean yeah, I guess.
You were like an egg...
You're like bro, I picked poke one of the day and I had to hatch an egg, I had to run around for 30 minutes in the same spot I hatched the egg.
That was literally your gameplay.
When the egg hatches bro.
And if you can protect the egg long enough.
GG.
There are matching lanes.
Lucario.
I prefer laning against Aurora but that doesn't mind.
Oh am I getting a question mark?
You play Pokemon, right?
I've never played Pokemon in my life.
Shit game. I only play League of Legends.
So your gaming history is League of Legends, World of Warcraft and League of Legends, that's it?
Yeah.
There's nothing in between, no Hello Kitty alimensions, no Pokemon, no fucking Spyro, Rayman.
League of Legends.
Okay, let's finish my Hearthstone game. That's why I've been kinda locked out. I'm locked into the game now.
You've been playing Hearthstone this whole time?
Yeah.
Are you like, what happened? You're just addicted to the Hearthstone now or what?
Bro, I've been playing way too much. It's bad. I think I'm uninstalling it.
What rank are you?
I'm playing Belgrance.
I don't know what that means.
It's like a TF-T of Warstone maybe.
I'm not sure if they picked it to Heartstone.
Wouldn't have guessed it though.
We're breaking 25, but he's going to be a big dragon.
Yeah, but any of you guys done this.
Knowing LR and the boys, they're not going to want to give this.
Oh no, we're gonna be pinging that dragon crown is gonna be saying dragon. He's gonna be saying
Give me numbers on me then let's go dragon
I'm waiting for crown it say let's come on my midway if I need bodies on me Drake's up
Wait for it
Yeah
This is so winning by the way, so winning
Like this rumble old boss like cage on rumble
Actually you're a moment
Yeah, I don't know about that. It was a hard champion.
Luke and maybe still died next week, right?
I don't know.
Careful.
They had no ultimate, except for... oh, okay.
Yep.
Can I take this?
I swear, the games where you're down in kills, but like up in the game in gold, it's
just the aura games, bro. If you lose a game like that where you're up in kills
in their head, you can't win the series. I can tell you that for a fact.
True.
get the mental advantage.
I got teleport so do you want me to stay top or do you not mind, I don't mind either
way.
Renekton 1-3, okay.
I mean some things ever change.
I'm playing my bot lane now and I'll base in the top lane now.
I mean 1-3 is crazy.
You're not gonna hurry though.
What was your average death?
I would never.
Your average KDA in the LEC was 1.2, my man!
You should be very sure about that
That's positive
That's positive, by the way
It's positive
Well, last year it was 1.7
Only a little more flash art, everything else is up
Nope, nope, nope, nope
But that was in ERLs
So you're open better
The LTC are so cringe, they used like
Free sim strategy
And then we can stick with whatever we need
They were actually so cringe to play versus
says yeah oh I'm gonna manipulate the rate here oh instead of fighting you I'm
gonna leave without fighting you yeah it was disgusting yeah have you played
this season anything when I'm playing league in like December yeah yeah I
I will, I will, I will
I'll see you soon
My league interest comes in waves, you know
One time, three months out of range
And five months out of CDA
And then three months out of range
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I feel like Nemesis wins this really hard
I mean, we can't even...
God damn
He's just slowly winning the game
I mean, I just thought that's what witchcraft is gonna need. They're gonna need the nemesis to step up now that there's no player
He's quite good this guy
It's alright
He's alright
What would the difference be like if I played the LEC Spindle instead of Nimmah?
Honestly, I don't even know if there would be any difference
And you would be the most informed opinion because you would know
Remember when I subbed into those scrims during against G2
I've got a Tupperbot, whatever you want. I guess we played in the first, so you just keep going.
And you still look down 0-2, and then we end the block.
Open the flash, I have no flash.
0-5?
I have no flash.
I got a flash right now.
So just care about the flash right now, I'm basing, then we should play the game.
Yeah, I'm 15 on my TP, I'm gonna be...
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm actually in the middle, sir.
Look, mid lane.
What?
I'm probably okay.
You said EB, yeah?
That's not really a good thing.
They're probably running.
Listen, I could beat the best team in Europe.
I'm not sure though, but it could.
Yeah, I've done it, I've done it.
I'm just gonna depend on me.
We're gonna have Renekton flash for the red.
So maybe we can choose a target that don't have the...
2-6 matches.
Crownee has 2-9 before though.
I'm looking to solo kill this guy in the next minute.
Don't protect this vision.
Never you see all of them.
Okay, another do not part of the team anymore.
Who would you say is the best player on Witchcraft?
Like who is by far the best player?
What would you say?
Well, it's Neme.
This team? Neme.
This specific team, Neme.
That's crazy. Like you picked your favorite child.
People don't usually do that, you know?
You're a horrible person.
But that's facts no email though. We all know that that's facts no email
I don't know do you have siblings
Your parents definitely do
I'm doing my work so let's go do the drake
double flash is in
who double flashed on our end?
United Lulun no?
As Witchcraft is making even though the early game looked a little bit rough to make, he came back there
It is weird that he's not playing the Witching in the video though
like that is definitely weird
I'll be ok, I'm fine
I'm on it
I'm on it
I'm moving my flash Lulun
I told you ok, I can't reach
bro this guy he is carrying so hard oh my god it's crazy like this is disgusting
what I'm witnessing are you looking at this it's doing quite good this is
That's great, you just fucking pissing on them.
No, I shouldn't have.
You're not a Arizot.
No, I've never done that.
I will make sure I smoke her.
Don't think she has any AD scaling.
So maybe not worth it.
There's a 4k gold diff in mid.
Yeah, damn.
I will say he's got a passive that brings him back to life and he's not used it that
well.
That's my only criticism.
I don't know what's going on here
I'm gonna keep buffing mid here, but I want to get a couple of wards with Nami here
Didn't Biles have an 8k lead at some point?
Yeah, in the LEC, no?
No, that was Volibear against North
Don't think you're dead, let's see it
Damn, Leda got the single, I'm saving the LEC
Yeah, yeah, you did bro, you had a Kragas game where you against shifters
where you were giga up in the middle
You were like gigabyte
No, that the game almost down 4k or something in terms of swing though
Now you had a volleybar game against Nord and winter finals left
Remember the choga flex
careful fighting that bad angle for me i can't enjoy i'm a bit low but i can just base you know what i mean i'm just helping me
ramble no wilt yeah i'm the mode
actually i'm gonna go top okay we see how a lot of nash let me go top and you guys
still meet yeah this game is kind of over i want to keep going
bam
they're very dominant yeah it's not about kills it's how you use them
I need blue more, can I take this one?
Take, take, take, take, take, I want to check, yeah, I want to check from here.
Can we go to you or not?
They're engaging the best play right now, okay, our enemy is not here.
They're bottom, they're top, they're still up.
I'm staying here, the monster, or flank.
I'm going to be hitting top now, I'm going top now.
and scrims are useless guys, scrims are useless
they don't matter
the thing that matters about scrims is what you can make from them
and what you can learn
that's why it's better to lose them because you can't take them from the win
You're now starting to move in, okay? I'm not coming.
I'm on the left, I'm on the right.
I got him, I got him.
I'm gonna be full HP.
Coming now.
JJ!
Oh, Witchcraft gets their first official win.
I'm still tanking.
It's on Corki, Nami and Nivia Mundo.
Hell yeah!
Who's Bripos KDA?
He's 4-4 I think.
That's kind of cringe.
He has to die to fountain, I think it's KDA.
He has to.
If he dies to fountain, then he's an OG.
That's him.
He's standing, not only is he not dying to fountain, he's standing behind the Nexus.
That's crazy.
That is crazy, but that is a crime.
A GG, I guess. A GG.
You have 5 minutes to announce both sides and pick sides.
What are you talking about here? Are you playing another team?
It's a BO3, it's a BO3.
Second seconds.
Oh, but, um, does anyone else have trouble with the server?
Like, my ping is so unstable.
I know, I'm lagging, I'm FPS lagging, even over the...
Lagging?
Red or... I mean, ping?
Oh, they're gonna talk draft out probably.
They're gonna talk draft out.
What would you do here? Would you go for the...
What side would you say was easier to proxy on the red side?
No, you want to be blue side, for proxy farming.
Oh yeah, because of the Krugs.
Yeah.
Because you can take the Krugs.
And then you also have an easier time ganking mid lane from that side.
True.
Do you ever think about taking wolves?
I'm also like...
Yeah, but you need to be kind of high level because you're tanky.
Red, we're on his friend list offline. What the fuck? That's fucked up.
That could have been us.
I think if you log into your account, the LR will be removed from your name tag.
Hell.
You can never log in.
You can never log in, you know, stay like that forever, like a piece of time, you know
like Captain America literally.
Yeah, yes.
The secret soldier waiting to be re-released.
Yeah.
Can you give us a bit of backstory about Captain America, seeing as you're like the most
insane Marvel fan out there?
I think you should be able to
You can have nothing
I think you should be able to pull you in again
Yeah, okay
I think you should be able to understand what the problem is
Is he far away?
I guess his biggest weakness is that he has good morals in life
So what happens a lot is he's being used
Because he always cares about
Like that is
How he sees
How he goes in life
That he always wants to help the ones who can't
Yeah
He just wants to help the one that's not excusing the fact that I got gaffed I'm just saying like
Two people are lagging one is before and one is not
I mean on practice to live 15ms table, I'm chilling but for some reason in game it was rough
Why is failure in the chat writing my fraud?
What's that guy doing bro lock in you got the Mundo game one, but he got a lock in for game two now
Is he fearless?
Yeah, if I see a Jarvan locked in...
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, whip, I kind of symbolize you.
I saw myself as well, like I thought about it too late.
I realized after some time that I actually...
Are you laying in bed right now, boss?
I'm no...
I'm on the test drive.
I mean, I'm on the test drive.
I didn't think you would be that good.
Yeah, but you could play hardstone in your bed, you know?
That cool.
In your laptop.
I didn't think the way you did was okay.
Are you wearing pants?
And...
It was a hard thing.
Well, this is a very weird question, Skayroll.
Well, you know, I don't know, like...
Why would you even want to know this?
Well, I don't mean anything.
Like, hear me out.
Hear me out.
Yeah, I don't think so.
You know, you're chilling.
You're not gonna be wrong in it.
There's not much...
There's no practice, you know?
There's no stress on playing solo queue.
You're playing solo queue, you know you're by yourself at home
Like if I know you have no pants, it's a metaphor for your mega chilling
You know, it's not anything weird
You're not, you're not weird then
No, I'm not weird, like I don't have pants on right now
Okay
Because I'm at home by myself and I'm chilling
I get that
You know it's like when you get home you take off your jacket and you put on your pajamas
It's the same metaphor
dynamics because it's like I don't think they would want to play Ash Seraphine, they want to play Ezreal.
You wear socks at home when you walk around? No way. Anyone who wears socks at home is fucked in the
head. So you're just walking around with your toes out? No, I have slippers on bro. I have slippers on.
Yeah, yeah. I think there's too many champions to think about. Slipers? Yeah, bro. Listen,
You need to listen look at these you see those look at the stream you see those bad boys
Look at those
That's crazy. You put those fuckers on your stream. I'm on discord. Oh, yeah, I've been my life. Oh, I see them
Yeah, like
Listen boss the second someone buys your pair of slippers and you put those bad boys on you're gonna age like
Mentally like ten years, but it's gonna be worth it like life
Bro, I'm one with Nekai, but you're in your toes with all those, every single day, those things stink, by the way.
No, those lips are stink.
No, because my feet are clean. It's like when you go for a piss, I wash my hands because I'm clean down there, I don't need to.
Ah, you like the key?
Yeah, I hear you.
That's called good hygiene right there.
Like I said, bro, when you get your fucking slippers bought for the price,
the first time in the future someone buy maybe I'll buy them for you you'll put
them on and wear them for like a week and you'll think to yourself fuck I
could do this to the rest of my body and then you buy pajamas and then you buy
like a nicer pillow and then you buy nicer bedsheets and then you get
excited about a new Hoover and bro life just changes it all starts with the
slippers
double buff
kater, when you shower, do you like soap up your toes or do you go with the like...
it like... it like goes down there anyways
like do you specifically put soap on your feet?
oh I see what you're saying, the AoE from like washing your armies, it like soaks your toes
no, I let the AoE do the work
yeah
I see what you're saying
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just made a lot of splash damage by the way it gets bottom of legs ankles back of feet your cheeks sometimes on the back
and so low key low key is like
Just like
Do your armpits? It's open armpit. I think it's let the rest let it run down
Oh, low key the entire body gets clear bro. You've thought about that before by the way for sure
You thought about that you did not just something realize that and it's probably your fucking main tactic in the shower. Don't cap
You probably put the soap on your fucking head and squeeze it and just let it drip down your whole body
if you want a new tent
should we?
if we don't care, that's fine
up you guys
I was on holiday in Asia
and they had a seat in the shower
you could sit down
oh
then it drips, you know what I'm saying
that's some good stuff
because the seat
like fills up
I hear you
oh
like a bath shower
that's pace right there
bro this guy comes in the chat and says what the fuck conversation that i just
joined to his name is
you
you
you
you
you
Because that's how your gameplay comes into your head.
Nothing to translate, you know?
Then we can keep it in mind for the next months.
That's what it will be.
That's what it will be.
To be fair, the draft meetings is probably the most boring part about being a pro player.
What are you on about?
It's every week you're banning Rumble, buddy.
Like, it never changed for you.
You knew the plan no matter what.
The best part was we had weeks where we were like,
Ah, do we really have to ban Rumble?
Really?
I think he probably would look to play like Nebiton.
We would play against him for two days.
I'm trying to think about this champion, but we are such a weird champion, but in solo queue, he's playing two players.
Sion is the second most played.
Oh.
Who won? WT.
Not gonna lie, their team tag is kinda shit. WT just doesn't do anything.
Why is it not VC? Like, VC would go hard.
What do you mean V? When you say W, you mean WC?
Yeah WC.
Do you know what WC stands for? It stands for water closet.
That's fucking bathroom, toilet, fucking...
That will go hard, wouldn't it?
You're right, actually. Maybe you're right.
They don't, they're cold, then.
I think that's something I admire about you, boss.
You just embrace it and turn it into a positive.
Some people think, no, I don't want to be a toilet.
You're like, fuck yeah, the toilet.
VT can't be good. Like...
I think he's waiting for something.
Ooh, Shep is like starting.
Ooh, Rumble's out already, though, so I don't know what their bends are.
The future is truly here, no? I cannot click Lunu or Nami.
What the fuck?
What?
Their clan to actually be VWTCH, that's what it should be.
Where do you got a bend?
What?
Ew.
What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean, ew?
Four letters.
social with was going to say I can actually play the ringer
bro I have my stream keep telling me that I can play Rengar and I reminded
no I could they banned Rengar what the fuck they think they're against you
I'm change no king rules forever what and the enemy thinks they're playing
versus me again with this buy ban this is crazy guys guys I'm not participating in the tournament
pause what is that match history can you just explain what the fucks going on
How does that even happen?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually getting bad teammates.
This is crazy.
The teams I'm getting are actually ridiculously bad.
I don't get it.
I think on average, I get worse teammates than your normal player.
Probably.
I can see it, yeah.
26 and 10 though.
Plus four in the air.
Come on now.
I'm best of first pick, that's a flex by the way.
I don't think we pivot here guys, since there's no Renekton, I think we do Kai'Sa and Nikol.
The other angle right is, we want to pick Poppy and keep the flex right, that's one thing,
but I don't really believe in Poppy jungle, so it could get awkward, so I'd rather just
pick them down
Did you see boss plague silent Carter spot with 46 steps
See now when you said 46 deaths
Okay, so you only had 23
You guys should have seen bowser's Carter's top in scrims Jesus
Yeah, I can counterpick this exact top with Carthus. Yeah, bro, bro, we should've seen Kader's Lulu
Let's talk about your Lulu then. What?
Flamed here every other minute bro. We saw you when we saw when you something that was
Everyone the game who won the game?
We said you were said you always said if we win there's no review, so why are you criticizing me?
There's no review
We won that tournament and we won every game.
That's true.
What happened to your car that stopped? Did that win the game?
It did not.
And what was its score?
Baal still, right now.
Oh, I don't remember.
But that was Sheldon, but he'll be high.
It was a scream, so.
He loves to play enemy jungle with Wukong.
You couldn't focus, it's just a scream.
Wukong is a matchup.
you're right i have a dead pixel here what the f*** is that
how do i get rid of a dead pixel
what do you think of that
We T-Draft so far, Bas?
My mic works, I think.
Well, I mean...
I'm trying to do a quad W reveal to Mookong, like we said.
I don't really know mid lane jungle and bot lane champions, like I only read top matchups.
I was just going off of mid lane, like Mookong.
So I kinda... I don't know, which is...
She looks fine.
Looks okay.
Yeah.
What would you want on top lane here? You're gonna get last pick.
Let's see what they pick first.
Hold up.
But I think writing the weed seizure after this GG isn't it this is just God
here if they were severe.
Biggest good though?
Yeah.
Damn.
Wait silence open.
What the fuck?
Locking silence.
Free win.
Yeah in the original Lost Ratones idea back in
two thousand and twenty four.
Crazy know that we talked about in two thousand twenty four making Lost Ratones.
I was going to play jungle
We could be holding any Ctroper right now
You were
We could be holding any Ctroper right now
Why did you end up not doing it?
Hell no, what I built to play jungle
But we were thinking about it, for the first few months I was going to play
And then I was like, guys, I think I don't have time to play
I'm kind of into it
Ooh, Volibear top catafox here, doesn't it?
Always good in Tambessa
Shen looks kinda fucking nasty here, yeah.
Yan calls everyone on the table, and it was Velya and Netinet or Sadi, that was the options.
Yeah, sure.
It's really not.
Sure.
Okay.
Now does it change anything?
Sadi came close.
I know, you picked Avakali, I think that makes Shen even better if they have to kill someone.
But Volibear can't die this game, so I'm broken, let's rock on Bear.
Give me a Bear game.
Yeah, I agree.
Wait, they picked your Renekton and now your Volibear?
Yeah, I'd bear.
This feels like Barry's Carrier with serious feelings from the first group to the end.
Holy...
The Bear!
Don't be a colleague, we'll not be a Carrier.
I mean, this should be a free win. This should be a good one.
Starting off on a good foot.
But you know the group stage, it changed a bit.
You know how, when we played two teams out of the group, now only one gets out.
Yeah, we took off both, and then...
But I guess you play all the teams, so they start to win.
They can still lose against one team, as long as they win against the others.
No, only one team gets out.
You smell me?
I don't get it.
So there's four teams in a group, and one team can get out of the group to go to the next round.
Okay.
When we play...
He has to beat Waldo, darling.
Yeah.
Gary.
It's double elimination, and you just have to win.
We should see who should be in a good spot.
Do you want to watch BWIPO POV and quit the size of Olibear or are we gonna stick on the Nemezin?
I'm gonna watch Nemezin.
I put the watch in the Nemezin.
Why don't you switch back and forth because then I'm gonna ruin the immersion of the viewers.
I will not ruin the immersion.
Hell nah.
Do you know any of the BAM players?
Well I know that Slater played in VCS and that's it.
I don't know, do you recognize these names, Pausie?
No.
I've never seen the one or what?
No, never seen any one of them.
Enemy support is, um...
uh, aircraft.
Nothing.
Scanning avian airlines.
That was...
And why is the chat spamming long?
How is that?
That's criminal, by the way.
You've got lolls out of that. That is absolutely criminal.
I thought you were saying SAS, because the SAS is the UK military.
You know what pisses me off a lot?
Like, really pisses me off.
When you press this tab, you see on jungle,
Their smite completion quest looks like cleanse. Like they just took cleanse and colored it green and red and blue.
And that's annoying. That annoys me.
Look, when you see the jungle quest, did they really not just think of making a jungle pet icon or some shit? They just literally colored cleanse in?
Sorry, minor crash out.
But he's completely frying him in the slain though.
But RE trade patterns are so easy, auto W run away, or auto W auto for electrocute.
Yeah you could do it.
Yeah have you seen Mario?
Unfortunately I have yeah.
What?
No you haven't.
No you lied, take that back.
When do you see him?
I have him also horrible
As Velja pass into bot lane this is a classic
If we had a heat map of Velja's proximity to lanes, what percent do you think you would be?
I think you'd actually be in the negatives because you would ask him and he would say
no or he'd get called somewhere else.
Why was it all night getting ganked?
It puts too much pressure on me.
Yeah, let your teammate kill the resource and then blame him.
Nice.
Nice.
Well, I should easily be able to take this crab full bot Pryo.
They have three winning lanes from draft and from the in-plates I think.
Bot has Pryo, you said or?
I think he started that first
How much is the CS in the- oh he's 7 CS up
He was the first one, right?
No, he's the first one, he's gonna be right here
Did Cait will see the prior meme?
No, I don't know what's the prior meme chat
I thought he was smashing the base with me
Of course, I saw it
Wait a minute, you can charm the dash though
All good
I think he missed a single CS so far.
God damn.
35, is that the number?
Yeah, he missed one, I think.
Ah, well, he could have played better than.
Yeah, he's not playing that well.
He missed two now, so it's quite disappointing.
Now my Ari!
I would be on about 28
Oh look that's Volibear, mini map check
How does it feel?
Stay the way!
I just wanted to call you on the phone.
There's a bummer for me, but it's fine.
You dropped like three minutes for this.
It's fine. I dropped the same top, so it's fine.
I'll do six first.
Let's go up and play. Let's fight it, yeah.
Yeah, should be possible.
I'm tempo for one wave, but we're away.
Falling in from Bessa, and Bessa has ignite.
What's the CS in top?
Where is he? Nice, good, right?
I was keep playing for Malhen.
Oh my god that was low elo by Akali by the way.
That was so low elo by Akali, get smoked.
You can't flash ult, you can't, this ain't platinum buddy.
That was with a solo kill.
Completely gapping.
Nice.
I think his performance has something to do with his beard level
Like when he's got a full beard, it's like a full moon for a werewolf
Because the longer that bootcamp went on that shit was growing
G-Force game driver ready?
I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you.
I can't be without you.
I'm going to kill you, very nice.
Have you seen or heard of Merlin?
I don't know what that is.
You don't know what Merlin is?
No.
Do you know what Excalibur is?
No.
Have you heard of...
Have you ever heard of, uh, Hercules?
Yeah, yeah, I've heard of it.
Have you ever heard of King Arthur?
Yeah, the sword.
The sword?
Yeah, King Arthur's sword. You cannot pull it.
Excalibur, the sword is Excalibur.
Do you have to give it to once?
Yep.
Excalibur is not his sword, what?
Then who swords Excalibur's?
They snuck a drake, that's actually Bragg!
That's very uncommon for LR.
I mean, 3T
We have to water view that one after the game. Yeah, how did we lose track? Let's think about it for two minutes because we will get the next one
Or he's trying on these trades
I'm going to try to play aggro a bit more, maybe she bases and then she's coming on the base.
Apparently their playstyle's changed a little bit because jungle goes top more and they
haven't got his majeurex.
It's like she's coming crush on base.
Yeah, I mean, we're playing around top lane now?
I thought you shot me, it was 27
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Yeah, I'm best at both half a trip
I'm kidding
So if you go too hard here, she'll lose the grind to you
Chillin 5
I'm here with you
I'm here with you
I'm gonna W on this to heal, okay?
So I'm just pulling the crap here
I'm calling you on the left
Chillin 5
This is fun, maybe this one
Chillin 3
I'm not cool
If you wanna just come sit down, run up there
You can't die on this
I don't die on this
Okay, okay, just one more shot
easy it's three winning lanes
you're a hundred percent not a Hurston game
That was so close
I'm not
I'm not, I'm chilling
Everyone get in here, I just heard it
Rare, rare
Couple dead legendary
I don't know about you, but it feels kind of weird watching them play.
Yeah, this is fucked up, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It feels like I'm...
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is kind of fucked up, but...
I'll tell you no short.
I want to keep playing.
Or to explain it.
I thought you no shot, I wanna keep playing
Or to explain it
Is this inferior width?
No, no
Like, I coach from outside, I do, I really enjoy watching rather than like being involved
But this is weird
This has got a layer to it that I just never felt before
I'd stay back
Yeah, cause usually like, watching is like chill
But now, when you gotta watch someone that you've been with and that you've loved
That makes it weird, you know what I'm saying?
That does make it really weird.
I don't know if I can use this.
All they were building? Is he going tank, Bodle?
He is the enchained chambers in the room.
This is complete rookie mistakes.
pathing in the top tank volibear
bot cryo is all fucked up
what have they done
easy peasy
can't see any tp
the pyridion is not camped up
top top top top top
i wanna stop her from doing drugs though
can we?
i think bot is fine for the trick
i don't wanna against her
i think bot is fine for the trick
niko put full base and go
niko put full base and go
niko put full base and go
She stopped them, she stopped them, she stopped them.
I don't think I'm gonna do them.
Yeah, I'm up to you guys.
Your team has destroyed the turret.
I'm better than beating me on the turret.
Wait, they're up in kills, the fuck.
You want to fight Grubbs?
She won't move first, so you have to win.
She's gonna do the second spawn, Murphy.
Yep.
And this is gonna ulti that.
Yeah, he's gonna go for it.
Watch this. Boom. R1.
Charm, Mrs. Q. Hits.
She gets the flash from there.
Flash, no flash.
Ready?
You have a quest to do?
I do.
I just need to wait for my ult now.
I think it's worked.
I think this game I just saved.
Who's your player of the series so far?
We're just gonna keep taking towers.
In this series?
Who would you not mute in the modern view and listen to?
Sam, should I sub?
Reckless.
I'm just pushing.
I'll just push this thing over, and restart right here, to be free.
You might cross into top.
Care cop, maybe.
Yeah, I'll tank the gank.
You might just stay here, and get complete there.
I'll tank the gank.
You should be ready to take the lead.
I think we'll dive both, maybe.
Don't take the gank as one, I think.
Wait until they're showing it.
I think we're starting.
I think we're starting.
FTP on our vessel, okay?
No flash on our vessel, the FTP is just to be...
Just in case they're diving, it's up here.
We're not getting a loach, you know?
Yeah, that's fine.
We don't see our Kali anywhere.
I saw some missing.
I need to go ahead and secure my top.
I think that kind of draft is just kind of jay here yeah I would agree huge draft if
something something I didn't get to experience a lot during my year but I
asked for WT here two draftives in a row two games in a row their coach must be
really good wait one death top lane in 13 minutes that's at least like that's
gonna be at least more than like a third of the deaths that I know
that tank top laner weak side it's only died once while they snowball but
wait a minute I've actually mentally prepared the rest of the boys for
an amazing year because they're straight zero five potlainers and now they can never get
killed anymore there's no more 10-0 top laner rocking up to a drake by but the side lane
tier 2s are living for 10 times longer and their enemy comms are less
panicked because if there is a fucking jacks on my side of the map hitting my
tier 3s with a 0-12 scoreline I will second-guess what to do
oh well Gino good yo help them out and help them out in what are we doing oh
he's going to be no wait you can take damage in the teeth I thought you were
immune to them and that's very deep not gonna lie value I would get the
fucking spanking after this
I can do whatever twitch other is doing now and be like what are we doing guys we really gotta fix this
Winning equals good losing equals bad
That's my favorite. My favorite was seeing like the same chatter when you're behind being like
this fucking sucks this track and we're ahead meet they're like in the same game they're like wow
Wow! This is great!
What a strong team fight come!
Where's the damage from the RE?
Boom! There it is.
Am I RE? I think I would have played that the exact same.
You ever like put yourself in someones vision and you think how you would have done it?
yeah yeah I do it with like actors
right coming me to base come on now 50 seconds for dragon seems like the team
has full control of this game they're just shipping down these turrets if you
did with actors you must have learned a lot of roles now I have free time I
can look for pics like doctor astronaut builder electrician I know how to play
the malls. Damn. Fighting top. Ripple. He's all low. Look top nemesis. Folly bear weak
side. Full tank. I'm dying. Chat the ads are completely cooked. I'm sorry. Ripple survives
It's the weed side, damn.
They were cooked as we were doing Elden Ring.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for her bias.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Well, I guess called before Dragon.
Ah, shit, that's two hours.
I'm so sorry, Valio.
That's two hours more to be free, buddy.
And a morning session before Screams.
And a morning session.
Fuck.
I see you at breakfast, buddy.
I'm going to sit here, I don't think they want to go that way.
I can go bot here or I can stay top.
Who do you think has better scaling this game?
Uh, VT.
Yeah?
Civer karma.
GG.
Untouchable.
Unkillable.
Akali use her flash.
Unoutscalable.
Damn.
No.
Hit more for IE.
Chat, sorry about the ads. We were doing Elden Ring. I haven't been able to buff for anything.
So it's just gonna be cook this game.
I will do both of them, okay?
I will do this.
Okay.
We played the NLC finals and we had a walkout song and it was still like collapsed and everything else was hyped and it didn't even walk out and it was on 1% volume.
I don't have TP guys, be mindful. No TP.
NLC is a shit. What the fuck is happening there? What the fuck?
I will catch me. I'm 2k, 2ig.
It's VTG on a plane, and we'll see you next after this.
No, they're just doing me a Masters and trying to go to EWC.
Okay.
It's a long road, but if they can make it to EWC, that's gonna bother.
I think I'm not made.
I think so.
Can we defend this? I have ult and shit.
Yeah, sure, yeah.
You missed that cannon?
Yeah, that's... damn. That's embarrassing, actually.
This game should be on this build, though.
This guy calls himself a pro player and misses cannons like that.
Yeah, but I can come to top.
How many cannons is this game? Two cannons?
Yeah, I'm just going to...
Look at that.
Calle's moving first. Calle's moving first.
Careful here. Careful here. Calle's moving first.
Bad fight. Bad fight.
Look at him, Basta. Look at him, Basta.
You know they're adding a feature to help you lessen it.
I think it's only for normal games though, there's no way it's putting you in the right.
Oh, is it only for normal games?
I think so.
Months, months, months, months, months, months. Let's remove that pop question now.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
Let's say it's a pentakill for Nemesis.
Big fight here. Nemesis looking. Looking on Kaisa.
That's one.
GG. Go Baron, go Baron.
I'm gonna tank on Baron, if you guys can come with me.
It's nice.
Yeah.
Nice Baron.
Severe Karma, GG.
There's a plant somewhere.
A colleague has flashed, no?
Wippo is 0-1-0.
Wow, he really is like roleplaying.
We can just come out of the bridge.
Wipo is 0-1-0. Wow, he really is like roleplay.
0-1-0.
He's doing well, you know.
Something people don't show respect to top laners in pro players.
Usually top laners, especially Wipo, this game,
he's not having people on his side of the map.
So, him, in a realistic game, he cannot get a kill,
because he's completely alone, and he only has one death, so like for top laners this is a great score to have
because as you have seen, Nemesis and Karma and Reckless and Velja, they have been killing down Bessa, the enemy top laner, many many times, two times
but that's kind of top laner, I don't want to be that guy, but like top laners, if hard to get good KDA as a top laner
No, you're right, you're right, Pax.
Especially when you're playing tank on a weak side.
Your kill score is your death score.
Your kill score is your death score, just the other way.
The more deaths you have, the better you'll get.
It should be DKA.
So technically he's 1-0 right now
What do they play after this?
I don't know, they play in a group and they have to win the group
And there's two teams in their group which I think are
Three wins and this is one of them
And there's one team in the group that I think is not going to be two three of them win
But they should still win it
Who's the one who's on the freeway?
G2 Nord
It's like you know, Marc Zuley?
Oh yeah
That's his team
And G2
It's like G2's academy or something
They have some good players
But they're not like the best
But they're like the best
G2's main team is the best in Europe right now
Yeah, but there's a team that they have a 0% unit on the stage this year
I don't need the base, okay? I think just stay for the scrimmage and then cross to the base.
That's the entry vision.
Maybe G2N to get out of the group.
I think there's harder teams in the middle than G2N, though.
I think I would put G2N in, like, B tier in terms of teams that are, like, the hardest in the middle.
Maybe A tier.
Super duper duper.
fight and this gets one kill going into their base that's too
only gotta kill one death
just body damn the series like
he has one in trial still yeah I mean he has a step up now now that he doesn't
have a star player top laner anymore in the steam he really has a step up
both his comps and his gameplay how long can you keep it up for so far so good how
long can you keep it up for without that superstar toplane though that's what I'm
saying I we will find out in this tournament how far can you take take it
you don't know how heavy the crown is when when when toplane was wearing
half good yeah
if he plays it safe and the back so
why was that not a quadruple it was a triple into an ace that's kind of fucked
They should add hexa kill to the leechs to the game
You got a hexa kill in level 1 month?
Yeah, but it was great stuff
Really, I thought it was real
But it just ruined my moment, my immersion
Alright
Why do you have to break it through level 1?
You guys want to like just do any human words for Nash or what you want to do?
I think we can do any of them
It wasn't real getting a hexa kill in level 1
It was not
I'm sorry
You know what I think would be the biggest nerf you ever in a pro game is if proximity chat existed
Because we're four man grouped screaming for your TP and you are literally on the other side of the map
for the message
they win this they win this it's got to protect crowny he's got cheap what
hell yeah that's it just protect crowny protect crowny you can pentakill it
crowny though crowny space body bot lane this happens if we play on my screen
guys
oh this ball is fucking
I've been useless so
Lore accurate
Big win for we teeth I don't know who they play in snacks actually I don't know how it works
the the text chat that is not which crap the one above he wrote some pocket
schedule but I don't just I just don't get it well boss we're not gonna go
stream and they're lower round one so we play day three yeah maybe later I made
the point is to get something to eat I don't that I'm not gonna be doing much
I'm prepping for the raid tomorrow okay you're joining me in the raid
tomorrow yeah I think I think I was saying I can run you through it don't
I'm good I'm good I'm gonna be top of the meter in damage arts actually yeah
if we lost this one we would have played on Friday and I brought my boys as well
so we're a good trio we're gonna carry the whole raid okay what classes major
and Paladin and I'm shawnen yeah yeah chills well guys thank you for coming out
to watch the VT's co-stream. I think the tournaments should get a little bit harder and I think
we'll see how their limits can can fair up in the tournament but I think they got this
tournament in the back. I believe it. I see it.
I'm trolling, I'm trolling.
They see it.
We play on Thursday and then everything.
Yeah, make sure to support the boys guys and root for them in the tournament.
Big W's. They win the tournament, they go into the LEC qualifier, if they win
that they go to EWC. But the LEC qualifier will be the hardest part by far.
We have tomorrow at...
Baal, is Daddy gonna play some Hearthstone, get some food and then boot it up, yeah?
Yeah, thanks for having me, Kato. I'll leave now.
Alright, I'll catch you later, buddy.
Bye-bye.
Masha'Allah.
Baal's gonna go wash his toes with his soap from the top of his head. I'm sure of it.
Alright, chat, I'm gonna sneeze it.
I'll be back tomorrow with Elden Ring, with Ona Pixel, Duo Elden Ring, and then...
And then we're going to do the Karazhan raid with Baos tomorrow and then the day after which is Friday Thursday
I think we're going to do our resident evil finish into witchcraft co-stream and then Friday
We're going to Pokemon Nuzlocke
So tomorrow we got Elden Ring into Wow raid with Baos
Thursday we got resident evil finish into witchcraft co-stream
Friday we got Pokemon Nuzlocke finish off and then
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I got first-stand videos being released, content,
team tier lists, player tier lists, everything you need to know about first-stand and under
a few minutes, all that good stuff.
So big week, and then next week we got first-stand.
Why is it bro, the light in my room turned off, I don't know why.
And next week we got first-stand, starting, okay?
Big pace first-stand, big series.
All right, we got GenG versus JDG, Ferex versus BLG, you got fucking Leon versus
is loud NA versus Brazil is crazy.
Chat's out to lurkers, but it gives you
subbers, resubbers.
Take care, see you all, stay safe
until there's your day, night, morning, evening,
river in the world, big kiss, cushions.
Take care, and I'll see you tomorrow morning, Bill.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
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