Caedrel
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03-11-2026 · 6h 54m
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Address me, address me, please.
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Okay, okay, come on now come on now
Shatter man how we doing how we doing how we doing why doesn't it work every time I turn this shit on
every time I try and turn it on how are we doing how are we doing something's
wrong with this camera I'm convinced whoa whoa whoa that makes me even worse
something's wrong maybe I just have bad lighting I only have one light and it's
there but every time I look to the left okay doesn't reflect as much okay that's
kind of playable that's kind of playable maybe it's just your face oh it's just my
face you're right okay what elephant do I have to address today what is it
whereas the owner should be here in wait the audio is kind of with my mic is
Reload. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Okay, boom. Thanks
Owner should be here soon
Bro, I had a lot of fun playing Elden Ring. I had so much fun with the Elden Ring game
What if I take my glasses off? Well, then I just look like fucking
Mental
Yeah, this week kind of good this week's been really fun so far
It's what day today. It is Wednesday, right?
So Wednesday today tomorrow we do more Elden Ring Friday we do
You look like domed on that glasses. Friday we do the Pokemon Nuzlocke
finisher. That's kind of goaded. And we're gonna try and finish Resident Evil this
week. Yeah I'm trying to finish it. I'm trying to. I really enjoy that game. We
will finish Resident Evil. I swear to God. What happens if I put the light on the
right side. Does it fix anything? Wait. Actually, I think I'm going to break everything if I
move this slide. I'm going to break everything. That's cooked. That's giga-cooked.
Sorry my fucking feet are stuck. Where's my uh,
Okay, holo night. Why are you saying holo night? Okay, holo night's finished. Subnautica will get back to eventually
We'll get back to it eventually
I hate this new fucking this lighting that I have. I hate this lighting
Why are you wearing jeans inside? I went out for breakfast
All right, what's happening in the world? Let's talk about it. What is happening in the world?
Subnautica eventually
See, is it worth reading this patch because this patch is not the first-end patch, right?
First-end is on 26.5, so it's kind of whatever this patch, I mean for solo QNDs it's probably
important, right?
Azir, we're buffing Azir to distribute some of his power back to regular play.
So on 26.05, they nerfed Orianna, Azir, Nico, Varus and Taliyah.
Xerath the rightful rule of Shamira, Q-AP ratio increased by 60%, W damage increased
by a hun
Okay, so someone is just rage bait or what?
Someone is just rage bait or what?
Like is this patch just rage bait?
It's the...
This has to be an April Fool's joke.
Yo, where are the April Fool's skins this year by the way?
There's no way this goes through, yeah of course it won't go through.
Champion nerfs Q damage per hit
And maximum Q base damage is down, armor increase, down on pike, Shen monster damage down, why is Shen monster damage, is it OP or what?
Kampong chain sword is cheaper, Sunfire Aegis has a Ruby Crystal, support item penalty pre-5 minutes.
This is a useless patch or?
The Olaf changes are kinda nice.
The Lissandra changes are kinda whatever, actually they're not, yeah they're kinda what fuck?
How is this a buff to Lissandra? Her armor growth is getting gutted.
For one second on her Q?
Sarah's a joke, yeah, I'm not surprised. QA perished up by 20%. How hard did they...
How hard did they gut the zero on 26.5?
Like, let's just take stock of this.
They reduced his health growth by nine. What?
Well, good
So then why are they buffing his Q AP ratio by 20% his W damage by
More AP ratio and
Scales a bit better on damage because he sucks in solo queue
Wait, what are they doing in 26 for then?
Did he get changed in 26-4 as well?
He didn't, right?
Hmm, it's because his win rate is low. Yeah, but this is the problem with his ear.
This champ is just complete first pick, first ban improperly.
His first pick, first ban improperly.
VAS?
Okay, well, he has been changing the last three patches, except for the LPL finals, yeah,
but this champ super OP, it's just Azure, it's just Azure.
He's just OP in pro play and expect to make us a Shen jungler's broken, and then the
bait will come up at once every now and then where it's like, should we make it so the
patches are separate and some champions perform differently in solo queue than they do in
pro play to make the champions more viable? No. No. Is this for first
ends? No, the first time Patches 26-5.
I don't actually, I haven't been keeping up to date with the Patches. All I know
is that on 26.3 that was the domestic finals around the world was 26.3.
And then in 26-5 they're basically nerfing Azir, Niko, Orianna, Taliyah. I
I don't know how big the nerfs are. I know Orianna is her Q cooldown, I think.
But 26-4 was a mega patch. But I don't actually know what the fuck happened in this patch.
But this is a giga patch, but no one played on this patch, I think.
Maybe America's Cup played on this patch.
But they probably didn't have time to practice it.
Did anything from this actually stem to be a big change from solo queue?
Seeing as it's been out for a few weeks, chat.
Aphelios is cooked, Darius jungle, okay so it's a complete like, so it's for pro play
this is a fake patch or what, other than Annie maybe being stronger or what, Q base damage
is up by 20, equal dance flattened to 10, bonus AD on Aphelios is down by 1, 3, 5, 6,
hmm, yeah Annie makes sense, Annie makes sense, Darius jungle, I mean maybe it happens, doubt
though. Huey buffs are kind of nice though.
I don't think a lot of pro players play Huey though.
What about Maokai buffs? What are the Maokai buffs?
Cue bonus damage and oh nice. Oh yeah! Do I do know this patch?
Oh my god. Wait, I just had like a sudden realization.
This was the patch Lost for Tones was going to play on for
If we get to this patch, we're gonna be goaded because Rumble's nerfed and they buffed way and shit like that, then we're saying that this would be our patch.
I remember. I briefly remember it.
Bro, why is time just passing really slowly? What I feel like it's been six patches since then. Bro, it's been two patches. Nothing's happened.
What is Azir's winrate?
That grave's right.
He's eight here.
Voss.
Caps is rank one and Scumon is rank one, what?
He's angry as fuck or what?
Holy shit he must have just said fuck and I'm getting rank one before I go to Brazil.
Boom, he just sent it.
He is fucking frying as well, what?
He's just playing a lot of mel though, he's playing a lot of mel and Ari.
When are they going to Brazil?
Berlin to São Paulo flight time.
Oof.
14 hours?
Bro, they gotta leave soon what are they doing?
the last I saw of them they were um...
the last I saw of G2 was yesterday, skewmon tweeted that they were playing basketball
Okay, dude.
Wait, maybe this is in Brazil.
No, it can't be. He played solo queue nine hours ago in the US.
That's not in Brazil.
Wait, how are they topless outside?
Isn't this Germany? Aren't they going to be fucking freezing?
Isn't this Germany? Aren't they going to be fucking freezing?
Why does caps looks like they're gonna beat someone up? Capsule can kind of jack though
Geo guess or it? Bro, what do you mean Geo guess or it? It's Berlin. It's Berlin. I'm not Geo guess oring it
I see duo queuing with-
Ah, ah, ah, ah, duo queuing with Skiwonder.
Duo queuer abusers.
Duo queuer abusers.
Callus Tiger, Parus, Azap, Mickey X, Yike, Odysseus, Joinsy, Yopayihu.
bad people are climbing. So the peak here is 24.09, 24.67, 22.33, that's weird isn't it?
How is it that the server with more players, does the Korean server have more players
in the US? Because the NA for sure doesn't and it has higher. The highest rank in the
the world is on is at the Vietnamese server 2895 night one I can tell you
this is not the real night
EU and he has more players than NA wait serious maybe this is the thing maybe
all the coaches in EU are like looking at the EU S ladder and watching you know
like how the ranks are going why don't we go to EU and he later desperate
Ignaces, is this the new upcoming rank 1 player? You never know.
Why are people playing on EUNE? Why is Phantasm and Raider here?
Why are they even here, these people? Also, is it just me or is SoloQ just become
10 times more disgusting with 1-tricks? 1-trick? Well, not 1-trick, kinda 1-trick, kinda 1-trick,
kinda 1-trick, kinda 1-trick. That's 4 out of 5 with a top 5.
Okay, 5 out of 5.
And it's got hashtag feet and everything.
And the one trick is just taking over or what?
Yes, Korean line is kind of human.
I put my straw in the wrong way around.
So the straw top is actually the thing that stabs.
So it hurts every time I drink.
That was kind of stupid.
That was kind of stupid.
Are you starting soon?
What's happening in the League reddit?
Is anything else happening in the world?
Server down issue worldwide, what?
Did the whole, wait did League just go down or what?
Why is Ahen doesn't have nipples?
Okay, what is happening on this reddit?
Korean server is over
What is this?
Bomba
What is this I don't get it what is this video?
Are they AFK'ing in ARM?
Why are they opening mid in ARM?
Okay, dude.
Global power rankings have just been updated ahead of first-end.
Do I really want to look at these global power rankings?
oh god oh what the fuck is this what is this fucking asscheeks global power
ranking bro yeah we got to get with the times like it's couple of things piss me
off but how the fuck is KT here like that is criminal
yeah you gotta update this you gotta update this you gotta update this ASAP
how in the world yeah we gotta get with the times man gotta get with the times
It counts last year's world. Yeah, bro, but you can't do that
Now I'm not I'm not a power ranking statistics Andy of like well actually they won world so they get a plus six on their score
But if my name's fucking Joe when I just came home from work
And I want to watch an international and I open up the lolly sports power rankings and I go hmm
Gen G number one of first-hand next week. That's cool. I wonder who their competition is t1 wait, they're not there
What's fuck H. Lee wait? They're not there. What fuck BLG
KT, KT, KT, why is it KT, so it was one four and seven are there and nine, one four seven
were the prime numbers.
Like HLE needs a drop off.
I think, I guess for me my argument is like if you change your roster and the roster underperforms,
then I think you should just tank the power rankings.
KT should just tank the power rankings HLE should also tank the power rankings
T1 should tank a little bit in the power rankings as well I think the more
players you change and the less well you do the more you should tank and it's
just the life that's just the way it is
and we should just put G2 second best in the world and wrap it up
I do sympathize with the idea that it's kind of hard to do this because then basically your argument would be so you want the power rankings to be GenG number 1, BLG number 2, fearx number 3, then it just becomes a tier list.
So I guess the global power rankings are just calculations based on like, yeah, I get it.
Strength of opponents.
Okay
If it's if it's to do with recent performance in game execution
I think kt needs to tank no matter what recent performance ninth in game execution can't win with 15k gold loot. Just drop it
Lost right
Why don't they do pickings for first-hand MSI, I swear to god.
They should do pickings for first-hand MSI.
They just should.
But chat, good news.
What the fuck is all this?
How do I see first-hand?
What is this, bro?
What is this?
How, if I'm an Andy and I want to see the, the, the, how do I see the f***ing schedule for first-end?
Well, Monday 16th of March. Okay, we got the schedule. So we got BLG vs. Fear X, Game Series 1,
G2 Team Series 2, the day after we got GenG, JG, Leon, and we're going to TBDs.
Monday 19th, March Thursday, that's my birthday. I want G2 to get out of the group on my birthday.
Because if you think about it, this is the semis, right? So that means the 20th is groups and the
19th is groups. So you would assume that 19th and 20th are promotion elimination games. And because
G2's group starts first, you would assume that their group would be the second last to finish,
right? So this could be G2 escapes the group on my birthday, on my birthday.
Make a bet of what you would do if Loud wins it all. Do you know something I don't?
Is Loud actually just insane or what?
Is Loud secretly like God tier or what?
Who the fuck's that? Oh yeah, it allows the team with Bull, right?
Alrighty, yo, where is Mr. Schnitzelett? Where is Mr. Schnitzelett?
Sorry, is there actually any joke about Freak you saying, Sarah, the patch from none?
Alright, what else? You got any of the links? What's happening on the reddit?
Did it or is this
Holy oh
It's muted what the fuck why is it muted?
They say bingo
Bro, Dota is fucking jacked. He is fucking jacked. Jesus. First-time tier list?
Okay, a couple things I disagree with. A couple things I disagree with. But I'll leave that
for now. I think my first-time player tier list and team tier list will probably be coming
out late this week. Okay, that's an old video. What is this? What is that? Metal skin recall
animation or what? Ping gaming on the departure of T10 from the organization. What happened?
I'm not adding that. I'm not adding that.
Chat, you should see K-Drol IRL, man. It's crazy.
Because I'm watching his stream.
Right.
And what he does then, he's like he angles the camera
from his hair to not look that bad.
Bro, you should see it, IRL.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
K-Drol's hair, bro.
That's complete cap.
It is crazy.
That's complete cap, bro. What is he on about?
Like the camera makes it look...
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
And I'm sure Baost doesn't do that either,
because he hasn't got a single angle that will work for him
so he definitely doesn't but i swear i don't know
ten times better than what it actually is in reality
i swear i don't know
it looks shit on camera as well but it looks even worse
in real life
i would say my hairline got better actually
no, definitely not worse
how does it feel to be far from the team? why you don't know that thing?
why you don't know that thing?
Your hair is like a gold graph, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Same joke over and over.
Rookie has announced that his relationship
with LPL host Hilda has ended after nine years
or broke up for a while initiated,
not because who did something wrong,
but because after we had our serious conversation
and realized we have different directions for our future.
You know, everyone's breaking up, man.
Everyone's breaking up, what is this?
Fun fact, I learned yesterday that if an LCS player
did this tomorrow, they would get fined.
I swear to god like I don't know if it's the ruling thing or some shit, but I think it's the same in Valorant
They tell they need to lighten up a bit in the light of it
Like some guy in Valorant stood up and said get fucked the other team and he'll find
That's crazy
CS is peak bro, CS is completely peak, it is completely peak.
And the best part is like it allows the players to unleash, obviously there's a line, but
then the broadcast can like piggyback off it and like you know it creates a bit of stories.
boasters dancing findable what do you mean as well is boasters should know
what is he fine for fucking doing a what
damn he got him good there chat holy so clutch all here oh wait that's the guy
they go fine no the best player but who the fuck was it they go fine in Valorant
I swear it was him no it wasn't Rex this year he's so clutched time and time
again and now paper rex
I can't find him, by the way
They play in 1v1 situations
OHHHHHHHHHH
Everybody's shooting like
You're absolute animal!
You're absolute beast!
What?
I'm a Nyech!
Fuck that shit!
OHHHHHHHHH
Okay, why'd you...
Your threshold
OHHHHHHHHH
You're a mobile, it's crazy
You're a place to die
Oh my god
Oh yeah!
All the youth till starting to be talking
Why, he was mid-threshold!
You want to cut this, I don't care
If you push this through, we goes one for one
If you look to hang on, attack one of the spike
Once more to wall, a good for three
Damn, they got fucking shot
I'm not gonna lie.
All onto man!
This kill one.
Surely the start of the video is the best trash talk, right?
Utility because of how they're positioned.
Who are they picking?
Who are they picking?
The momentum it just never fades.
Zelsis is out of his seat.
Wow.
Zelsis.
Is that guy good?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
All five of you!
You're shit all five of you.
Go watch CS trash talk, bro.
If I watch CS trash talk on stream, I'm gonna get fucking banned.
I'm gonna get fucking banned.
Apex is crazy, though.
That guy comes out...
middle finger to the crowd.
Yo, where schnitzel?
Yo, how long you gonna be, brother?
Is he live?
Is he live?
Bro, he ain't even live!
What?
What is this?
Hey, boastie!
That'll be a boastie.
What is this?
Hey, boasty!
W boasty!
What is this music editor?
What is bro, what is this music editor?
Has he done that before by the way Apex?
What is this supposed to...
Why did you put laser beam?
Bro, what's it bro?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
If you're gonna try and make some giga-chat like look how cool we are at it slamming a desk is not it's it's not that
Jigga chat, you know, I
Feel like a lot of people slam their desk
I fucking slam my desk
Chat what am I gonna do? Shall we just play slay this bar until fucking
Marks here. Is that the plan? What is this song?
Let's listen to this song, that's a good song.
Play the Ratt game for a bit.
Wait, new Riot MMO update, what?
I don't think I've ever seen more Doom saying than in the environment around Riot's MMO.
In fact, right now, you wouldn't believe it.
Updates for the MMO?
It's crazy to reset the MMO.
But I guess, fair enough.
successful MMOs and today we'll even point out really but also Mark Merrill
himself said publicly that they want to release the MMO before 2030 what only
four years to go and people still have no idea that the game might even be coming
before 2030 that while I feel confident that we will see the MMO release just
before faker retires it's a w fucking hop one way or another it is undeniable that riot
is fighting an uphill battle just in time it is they're on the they're on the clock here
keeps claiming all of their rivals and very recently there's some news that came out about this
you see in case you are not an mmo person currently the king of all mmo rpgs still remains to be
World of Warcraft true or false into account both the retail version and all the versions of classic
But while the second one in line was always confidently final fantasy with a Guild Wars
Somewhere behind that
Surprisingly against all odds
Old-school runescape started climbing up and now they are pulling off some big numbers once again
Really?
They started working to such a level that, wow, started teasing, they might do a similar
thing in the future.
By this, they pretty much told us that something might be happening at BlizzCon.
Anyway, outside of-
They're gonna make Classic Plus, right?
I think Classic Plus would go fucking ballistic, or?
These established MMO Titans.
All the dedicated players have always been waiting for the next big MMO to destroy everyone
else.
the list of upcoming MMOs, three rows above the rest. There is the Riot MMO that might
still be the most hyped up MMO on the planet, but right next to them there was always the
Ghost MMO which was led by the former lead of World of Warcraft as well as the former
lead of the Riot MMO and then of course there's also Ashes of Creation. A really big MMO project
that originally started on a Kickstarter, where they did get about 3 million dollars
from funding, after which this became the game that showed the most promise when it
comes to evolving MMORPGs.
And chat while spamming scammed, what happened to the guy, what happened with that game,
what happened with that game, is it not being developed or what?
It's already shutting down?
Wait, really?
Ashes of creation's leadership team quits in protest.
Oh, developer intrepid studios shuts down.
MMO is cancelled.
Wait, it's over.
So, it was these three games that together stood for the future of this genre.
So why is it all dead?
So in case...
Are they all dead?
The Ghost MMO was eventually shut down.
That is after the investors stopped being confident in the project and the studio was not able
to find a new investor.
And so, long story short, the Ghost is gone.
And yes, they also had quite a lot of really good talent.
The big culprit here could be the fact that when this game was shown to people, those
who played it said that it's okay and that was kinda it.
But then when it comes to Ashes of Creation, well that's where the news come in.
So for quite some time Ashes of Creation actually was in a playable alpha or beta, whatever
they called it.
Meaning that it-
But I feel like to have an MMO that stands out, it's impossible.
Like you have to be so fucking insane.
This just looks like every MMO I've ever played, like it just looks the same.
And every other game is just called pedigree, so to come in with a new game in MMO and just copy-paste while UI or whatever, it's impossible.
Haha!
Is- Is- So then my question would be, is MMO a dead genre?
Is it just living on franchise pedigree?
Is that just it?
Because I think to make an MMO that's going to be successful in 2026, you need to do something crazy as shit.
I think MMO was fading out and then they made MMO shooters like Destiny and that kind of popped.
I think that there needs to be a new MMO style game.
So I wonder what Riot's MMO is going to be. I think if Riot released the game and it looked like that and it had jinx in it, I don't think people would care past a month.
Game was actually playable. As to what degree the playability was there, well that's another question.
For example, from the general feedback you can tell that people really liked the combat.
That's where this game really felt like an evolving MMO.
However, all the social features and the progression wasn't good, which was always the key selling-
Top-down MMO? What, like fucking Lost Ark or what?
point of this MMO. They were supposed to have advanced features all across the world and even though
this is just a testing phase, people have been testing this for many months and nothing happened.
And so Ashes of Creation actually gave us an update on January 29th. To our glorious community,
Ashes of Creation exists because of you. Every tester who logs in reports a bug and challenges
us to do better, this world is shaped not just by our developers, but by the people
who believe in what Vera can become.
We know that some of you are frustrated right now.
We feel that.
You've been candid about the issues impacting your experience, and you deserve clarity and
honesty in return.
The concerns we hear the most clearly include the impact of real-manetrating, botch and
cheating on fairness and progression, PvP and corruption systems that don't yet feel
consistent or fully realized, issues surrounding caravans, crates and risk versus rewards gameplay,
content and system bugs that interrupt gameplay, performance and stability problems that pull
you out of the world. These are not complex. Honest life. They touch the core of what Ashes
of Creation is meant to be. A living, player-driven MMORPG where your time, effort and choices
matter. We are actively working on these areas and many of them are deeply interconnected.
Solving one often requires structure changes across multiple systems that really know the other way
So in short, yes, the team knows that the game is kind of crumbling
But they did tell us that there is gonna be an update on February 13
Now as to what that about how this is video about no one has any idea because the game is falling apart
Because a day later mass
resignations came in and so we got a message from Steven who was the lead
producer of the entire game. I can make a limited statement in my personal
capacity. It doesn't matter how. Two. Which is kind of funny because on their
original Kickstarter they did mention that should the MMO not launch they will
give people full refund. So yes I think everyone is certain that the MMO will
come out even if it is crumbling. But overall this also means that MMO RPGs
just don't have a good record. If you ask me, I do believe that's because people
now appreciate more of the old-school designs, you know, treating MMO RPGs
like classic old-school RPGs kind of similar to Baldur's Gate. That's one
of the reasons why that game... I actually didn't finish Gold Scattery, I didn't finish it.
Both World of Warcraft as well as RuneScape boiled down too. I don't think
people want an MMO be a live-service fortnite battle pass and so now the
question remains how does riot stay in this stop saying classic right answered
by getting another high-profile person to help them with the MMO good guy Raymond
Bartos Reynolds Bartos also known as the good guy Ray from the plunderstorm aka
the previous lead producer of World of Warcraft so yes we're not just talking
But during which era?
From mop? W?
Wait, is this a mop? That's f**king big dummy.
No, it's not.
What do you mean mop was great?
people and I can't wait to get started. Showing up every day to provide value for
Riot Games and help deliver an MMO experience players truly enjoy.
Which means, and as low as I've been barely able to contain, I'll be re-queuing with my
long time duo partner Orlando who was also previously at Blizzard. Given our track record
on World of Warcraft, I have a feeling we'll be moving fast on day one.
Chow, where are the devs from Blizzard who made fucking Wrath, Cataclysm and TBC? Where are they at?
I need to know. What games are they making? Because bro, we need to call him up.
One. Special note, I am very grateful for all of you who have reached out on my last post in direct messages.
They retired. That was the post where he knows that he was leaving Blizzard.
The recruitment process was quite fast. And so, right now, his position on the MMO is a
senior game producer, meaning that he stuck the landing on another really important role.
If anything, this really solidifies the stance of the Riot MMO.
Because while everyone else is crumbling, because the MMO is getting more higher positions,
it means they are now committed with the dedication to this game.
And as a result, right now, the Riot MMO stands as the single Titan that is still living for its release.
Holy...
Everyone else...
All the other MMOs are cooked, right?
down and so we can be certain about one thing. As long as we keep seeing more gacha skins we will
get the fundings for the right MMO. Oh my god I really hope this I'm like I don't know why but like
seeing images like this I'm scared that the right MMO is gonna flop man please don't be a flop please
Five, I need to do something really fucking cool to make it work.
Because I played that game, what is it called?
Like a lot of people in obviously raiding in dungeons are like the coolest part of MMOs,
you know.
So what world are they even going to build it in?
they build it in like the arcane style I know it's gonna be rune terror obviously
you know but what is it gonna be is every race gonna be like a playable like
playable race you can make a shuriman a vastayan a fucking what's it called
they confirm that every race is playable with how many races are in league how
How many races does League have?
15 to 18 races, what?
Humans, vastians, yordles, voidborns, ascended, darkened spirits, celestes, scanners, no,
bracken, trolls, yetis, minotaurs and golems.
Well, they probably won't do golems or yetis.
Or maybe they do minotaurs.
Vastians wait oh yeah because they're from fucking Demacia they're humans so
there's just humans Vastians yordles yes yes yes I think dark and rescinded
yes void born maybe spirits maybe
iceborns true but how do you how do you even make more than six races here you
you got it's impossible. You can't do it. Darken and ascendant are gods. Okay, so that
leaves you with humans, vastians and yordles. And then what? And then what? Tell me another
race that is not human, Bastion or Yodel.
Avoid, okay.
What do you mean, ninja? That's like, that's a class.
You can play Yeti? Yeah, Yeti. What do you do when you're Yeti?
You create the character in Yeti, you spawn in Yeti Forest and Nunu tells you to go
Roller Snowball or what, you get max level. What do you mean Yeti?
Where is the lore, bro?
Trolls I see it, Trolls I see it. Trolls I see it.
Undead? Who's an undead character in League? Tell me.
Apart from Cartus.
My only shit.
and then okay
So I guess the game will have as a theory you have race which let's say you pick let's say you pick human
Then you have class where you can be
Rogue or whatever. I don't fucking know what they're gonna make there
I'm not sure if there's even any league-related classes other than like a ninja or some shit
Because what is their tank marksman mid lane?
mage and
Then I guess you choose your origin right so you can be from Freljord or Demacia or Noxus
But certain races have to come from certain areas, right? So you can't be a void
fucking
No, wait, what?
You can't be a shadow isles human though because how do you live in the shadow isles of the human? Isn't that for an undead's live?
So you have factions and
then and then are the factions
based on different alliances, you know, like if you're a
shadow isle Andy
Are you at war with the humans?
So then you're at war with the Masiya
So they're you know, like Horton a lot, you know, I mean Stormwind and Orgammar and shit like that
Like Darnassus, huh? Hell no, that's gonna be complicated
All right, where should it let because we're about a progress you're elderly right now
We wait for him, we wait for him. What is this?
We've watched this video already.
We've watched this already.
See? He puts humans, vastiens, yorillos and minotaures. He's only got four, bro.
He's only got four.
What the fuck is this?
Wait Noxus is not going to be in there anymore or what?
Is that why they crossed it out?
No, I will be in there, no, that's kind of weird.
Where's my...
That was a world map.
Sorry, I'm opening up Eldering.
Steam.
Apps.
Common.
Eldering.
Game.
Game. Seamless Co-op.
What? What?
Am I stupid?
Aha, yes I am.
Eight factions is too much.
I'm gonna play WoW later.
I'm gonna do Kara Hazahen tonight.
For Los Ratones, for Los Ratones andies, I will say, as a WoW player,
player, I can't rate the rates in retail come out on the 18th, but first 10 is that week.
So I'm going to delay all Los Ratones rates on retail until the Monday Tuesday before
reset.
We're going to do heroic and normal rates here.
If you want to join Sally, we'll do it here because I can't do rates during first 10.
First 10 literally starts at 12 o'clock and finishes at 12 o'clock, it's impossible.
And then Zico, I'm gonna play some arenas with Zico next week as well, or like the week
after first end.
And yeah.
I mean things are gonna be good, things are gonna be looking good, things are looking
good.
Hey!
Gage!
Gage, I'm so sorry for being late.
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay, don't worry
about it.
Shiza.
Bro, we're exactly opposite, bro.
You always leave early and I always fuckin' join hell of fuckin' late after that.
Nah, that's all good, bro.
I think you're on a late sleep schedule, right?
Yeah, I mean I woke up at 11, I'm not gonna lie.
You woke up at 11?
Oh my god.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm still jet lagged from America, you know.
Was it good?
I mean, you won, right?
I can tell you off stream that I did, but I can't tell you on stream.
Oh, okay.
No, you should have joined!
I should have put a friend to play with you.
Nah, I mean, I didn't get invited, but also there was too much league on at the time,
but I would say no anyway.
Really? Okay, check, check, check.
Bro, then I don't understand, like, because how are we, you know, invited, bro?
I swear you're in this league bubble, the looks, that makes no sense.
Yeah, but league leagues its own thing, bro. Leagues its own thing.
Not many, like, people are, like, in the league thing. Leagues its own thing, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess, I guess, I guess.
That's why league needs cases, bro.
I mean, they have, right? Like, bro, I remember spending 200 bucks to get fucking devil Timo.
um they have cases bro but uh yeah any training bro i got this emotive you owner schnitzel
open on my fucking browser on linkedin you said i need the devil timo at the same time bro and
that shit hit different oh my god devil fucking timo all right um big scene do we hop in bro is
it time yeah it's time i'm actually gassed as fuck man i was thinking about it all night last night
bro I was thinking like yeah what is that area called the red area it begins
the sea it's called Kate name not casual it's called okay don't look at the
chat we figured this out or something no it's me not Cajun fries it's a
Celeste, Ne, Cele, C..
Celsius.
Yeah, something like that, wait!
Caesar, Ne, I don't know, I'm looking at chat, I'm looking at chat.
It's called Caelet.
Caelet, Caelet, yes.
That place, fucks by the way, we need to go there.
Yes bro.
I don't like one thing about our run right now, and I don't know if we should change it another, if it's CBA.
Woah! I fucked up!
I opened my game from steam. Oh, you're trolling you're trolling. No, no, no, you have to open it from the batch file
Wait, have you fucked it like like fucked it fucked it now or not?
Wait, don't tell me we have to start again
Silly how do we fix this?
I just went into the zone like I saw Elbringer opened it
Oh no
Wait wait wait, just open it from the map
Okay, wait wait wait, okay, wait wait
Bro, because we were yapping about it, it said it bro
Like, shit, okay, wait, what the fuck is this?
I'm gonna fly, like, actually, I'm gonna have so much fun with this one
it's gonna work it's gonna work let it cook let it cook Sally do I just boot it
up like normal now are you booting up a case or what I'm hiding screen
screen hide it fucking serious also
wait which one not engine launcher or launch mode
Elmering that, that's the batch
You heard the batch, the batch, look for the batch
Okay, I'm opening, oh no
Please
Ked will I'm actually worried right now
Wait, after this boss we just killed we need to go to Salad right?
Yo bro, there may not be a continuation bro because I made-
No it works, it works
on grump it works on grump it works no we need to go north to the mage tower i just
simulated it in my head don't worry about it
wait your game's not opening or what hello
it is it is it is it is wait okay i press it which one continue
yeah yeah yeah what what what what what
i'm gonna stick doggy and i want you to go lower don't tell me click new game please
don't troll I'm exiting I'm exiting I'm exiting I'm exiting
steady do I exit? you're too tired right now bro
I'm pressing the stairs where's the coffee bro where's the coffee at?
here and I didn't have it yet that's the problem look I only drank 20%
okay
do you have a coffee right now?
Yeah, oh my god, I almost just opened it through steam again. I'm not even joking. Okay, you're right easy to lock in
It's a shit. It's like yeah, this is you baby. This is you all good
This is you my god. Your coffee is looking weak as hell, but I'm not joking bro
My agency reached out and was like you always drink on your stream chocolate milk, right? We're trying to get your chocolate milk
Sponsory. I'm like there's no way by the way. There's no way they said that
They're trying to hook it
Why is this not working now?
Are we doing it?
Okay.
Please bro. So I press continue or what?
You press continue.
virtual camon and then three two one
bang please after the boss oh my god it's
safe cage okay you're good I was so
scared for a second I'm not joking we
are good go bless go bless go bless go
bless wait let's do something real quick
then let's do something real quick and
Then boot the thing up, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, where's my fucking...
Wait, after the cam I have to get my roller, I have to get my roller.
No boss will be defeated without my fucking roller.
Where's the item? Where's the...
Wait a second. You don't have the item? You're throwing it.
Alright, boom.
Camera, then I'm gonna screen share my cam.
I found it. I found it. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait. Don't use the pot. Use the, you know,
you wouldn't remember which one, right? Okay, camera is on, I think. And then I go here.
I go here.
Chet, type one if you're ready, bro. Type one if you're ready.
Alright, suck. Mr. Big C is here.
Fuck, I made my camp smaller after you just...
Bom, got you. Got you.
Six, six, seven, three, one, six.
What?! You didn't just say that a lot, huh?
What, what?
That's not the password, right?
The password to what?
Okay, good, she says, okay, boom, boom,
and then I have to use the line tool,
just see if we're in line, can you tell me?
And then I'm going to go.
Tell me when you've opened up your pot,
you know what I mean?
Your seed, so I can put it.
Chad, is this good?
I think this is good, I think this is good.
I think this is good, all right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you know that song from pubsnook? Okay, okay
Yep, yep
Alright, um, I'm gonna open that shit up, right?
We're going north now. Yeah, we're going north. We're going north?
Yo, yo, you already started something, I love that
Yeah, I've been thinking about this for a while, I've been thinking about it
Alright, suck, suck
Alright, I have to accept the twitch thingy
What just happened? What just happened? What just happened? What is he talking about?
Uh, Kajal Mots, I'm inviting him to the thing, to the, what is it called, Twitch, like thingy.
Alright, I think I invited. Boom.
Okay, okay, okay, sorry, Cajal, I need to switch one thing, then I'm ready.
Yeah, I'm just accepting.
Invitation.
All right.
Accept.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Are you ready?
No, do you have to open up your port yet?
Yes.
I have not opened up my port yet.
Can you talk?
I want to make you louder than yes.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go, baby.
So yeah.
Open my shit up, all right?
Open my shit up for me, baby.
Please work.
CHECK, if you weren't there yesterday,
it's the tiny great pod, right?
The tiny great pod.
Open that up for me, and I'll put my FBI
meson unit.
Ah, that's open baby.
If you find the jumping damage talisman, it's hard locked reserved by the way.
Hard reserved.
Okay, okay, it's yours.
Did you open your pot?
Yup.
Wait, I'm casting a spell.
Wait, connecting.
Please work. I want to see my boy Sally pop up right now in my lobby.
Connecting, loading screen.
I have to dress up for you.
loading screen wait boom
all right listen listen listen jet if you weren't there yesterday where it
ended we beat me to we beat two crazy bosses this is a randomizer everything
is random which means the items are random the bosses are random the second
Faces of bosses can be random. We're just millennial popes up. We could get absolutely fucked when people do these runs
They reset reset reset. We are not those guys one seed and one seed only
Wait, it isn't for us
Then then GG. Did you level up your teams yet?
nine
Not yet. I have a massive thinking of going fire knight's greatsword. Can we get a verification from chat?
Is that a good weapon or not?
Fire knight's greatsword
weapon well how much do you need for that like I'm not that far off I'm not
that far off it's a go to the weapon okay chat saying it's a go to the weapon
okay I'll do it 22 strength 16 decks 18 decks 12 faith people are saying you
four is cracked but I'm not a freak I'm not gonna lie I don't like you for you I
I swear what I like in our runs, bro, is that we stand-sprake from cage, and nowhere
goes whoosh, and then we go for crit.
Like, we can only do that with heavy weapons, not with euphoria.
Well this is a colossal sword, so that's gonna be good, right?
Colossal sword, so that's gonna be good, right?
Yes, that's gonna be good.
So let's level up. Oh, I'm so close. Fuck. I'm one. I'm wondering should we check the shops real quick?
Kajar, one reminder. I thought about this in my bag yesterday evening. Every single trader that we see sitting there
minding their own business, we rip their heads off. Why? Because then we get their bell bearing. We get
their bell bearing and we can fucking access their shop from anywhere. You know what I mean? So like we
have to keep that in mind. What level are you? Top left? 29 once I leveled up. 29. Do I just
bigger maxes the question or strength? I'll put some into strength bro because there's
so many cool strength weapons. Is there a point in selling our items? I don't think so
Bert. I don't think so Bert. Okay. Yo lead the way, lead the way brother. No, we need
to go are you naked yeah okay just checking it's on a bug let's go let's go
all right we haven't opened I need four levels and I'm in god mode push push push
and I can use the fire knight's great sword wait what's in here what's in here
this round that we will be fucking sitting on right now holy holy we are
the landlords that's it there's a secret somewhere oh my god I remember wait
there's a hidden wall somewhere here I'm not joking oh six unless I find time
up I don't think so oh it's here I know where it is right here right here look
I can't auto attack. It doesn't let me yeah, you can roll into it
What are you just okay? I made it
No, I could be on the side hold up. There's another entrance
Wait, there's an exit
Okay, I'm coming.
But keep in mind, every time I have to pick up, I can't be gone to a weapon.
It's all random.
So far, we haven't found a great weapon.
Wait, what is this place?
Secret hidden, or what? I've never been here.
I don't mean either. We go down.
Jigachat, fuck the letter.
Oh, item, item, item! Come on!
What's it, what's it, what's it?
Cookbook!
oh it's the exit here mm-hmm mm-hmm cinema oh yeah I remember this place an ego
left and you take the graze
wait where oh we gotta go north one thing that pisses me off Kager is that the
music is random bro I thought about deactivating it but I'm scared of
fucking up the file listen right now we have this creepy cave music every time
we're outside like so coming to the church coming to the church there's an
come into the church big item waiting for you and the trader come into the
church now now three or trader two three one one nice nice come on we need a
maximum now with an English right about what do you mean what he's selling spells
if I'm not mistaken don't hit him the ruins fuck this guy why I can't speak to
him standing sorcery not randomized are you taking the piss can't speak to him
MOTS!
Should we kill him for souls?
We can. Wanna kill him?
One of his trucks are also randomized.
Let's try.
I mean neither of us are spell andes.
We fucked this bus up.
Three, two, one.
I
Weapons disappeared I got it
Come on
Max when max how much how much how much gold how much gold how much gold something or how much gold how much gold do we get for that I
Feel so bad
Bell bearing that's so worried. It's so worth it so worth it so worth it so worth it so worth it
That's so worth it.
I need lore and these and say alright beat your quest.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
I don't care about that.
Bro, fuck the quest bro.
We're gonna do the quest just to get a fucking dragon heart as a reward because it's random.
Oh hell no Ramud.
Where the fuck did you go?
You went off?
There's an item here.
Big one.
Checking.
Spitting stone 2.
We're fine.
I want a massive weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a big weapon.
I want a massive weapon cage. Today I want to find a good bunk weapon like a strike weapon.
Let's go Doom. Let's go Doom.
Yeah, I'll pick up the fucking thingy.
Ash, a four pre-laid charge.
I'm coming with you.
Uhhh...
What is that?
What is that?
Coming.
what the oh what is that a boss shot is that a boss
cage will we kill him or I've been I'm not much we kill him if we see boss bar
we kill him if not we don't legendary item casual next one
useless no it's not a maximum by the way some maximum the boss is not a
hitable or not the boss out out out what how do we get down just come come
come go away go away well that one plus one plus one plus one what is that
damage what am I what am I putting points into fucking bigger for if I just
at one turn that's what I've been saying by the way that's what I've been
saying you think damage max is the way maximum damage you also die there's a
grace right behind me
maybe some fucking naked somber smithing stone which which level one level
two
let's go or what let's go
uh go behind the washag
there's a um
there's a grace i'm gonna unlock it you can teleport to me as well i'm not gonna get snapped twice
Oh. Arrow inbound, arrow, big arrow, firing. Where is bro shooting? Is he? Where's the
grace? Did you get the grace? Yeah, he's in teleport now. There he comes. And we have
trailer cable we can upgrade all flasks loading screen
upgrade your flasks now and then we check what is on your head bro helmet
All right, you ready three three two one one
That's just oh my god
Why oh my god, this is ass
It's the same as normal game. It's bugged it
Is it I don't think no no no no it's not he's not selling a fell omen cloak, bro
in the base game I think or valkyrie is prosthesis what is that for golden I
don't know probably some quest stuff I don't know root resin bro this is ass
but Pedro what are you doing why are you running away no no no stop stop what
you're doing right now and think what we said we came exactly
What about the donkey? Do we kill the donkey too?
We may have to. We may... we may drop a gun.
W.
The donkey first. The donkey had to see all of this.
Oh my god, bell bearing. Big lead.
Now we can't kill the donkey.
Come on. You better drop something nice.
Don't keep your eyes on the flash, but we're playing a random
Big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, and...
Okay, let's go.
We need to go into the magical building, you remember?
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, into the church of greatness.
Where is it though?
I think...
Oh, it's over there.
Or?
Yeah, oh, that's a sleeping dragon.
No, so the boss is randomized too.
maybe it's an easy boss we kill him is this a church wait we need to pick up the
map future fight runes where's the map I tacked the map on the map nice I'm
gonna pick it up but you have to do it too I forgot how much me casual we need
to both pick it up yeah
hold on Krabby why is the crap not randomized where's the map where's the map then where's the map
I pinned it
where did you pin it?
it's over here
I found it I found it I found it
map of Lurania east map found GG
I found a grace I found a grace nice touching it the fox I've got to use
I want to check what boss it is where the dragon is dragon
We out here we out here we out here we could do the cave but let's do the balls
let's do the boss okay where is the boss it's in the water this way this way
Come come come
Grace grace grace
Grace big love big drop
Have the grace
Just came down to loud question mark. Oh, I know where the boss is
He's right here
You said here not here why because I'm really stressing
Is it this house? This house of the boss?
Yeah, that's the prawn shack.
Well, there's a grace at the prawn shack.
Wait! He's selling shit!
Okay, so it could be a maximum at the center.
Three, two, one.
Come on, something nice.
What? Is it just death for him or what?
Check, if we kill him right now, do we get a spell bearing?
Hit on me to piss off
Let's kill him. I think he gives us
Roll
Drop give me a drop give me a drop piss off mate. Boom. We got the blackberry
Nice, we can check that out later. We also got dragon scale flesh. What does that do?
Dragon scale flash that does absolutely nothing nice comes
I see it. I think I know where the dragon sleeps. But it won't be a dragon. Imagine there's
just Michaela standing. Oh my god, loot, loot, in the horse, in the...
Yeah, come on, maximum maximum. Alright.
What was it? Blood rose.
Is this the boss, Scorpion? No.
Right.
Bro, how big is this river?
It's over there.
Oh my god, I see it.
Actually, I don't know.
Charge!
You know what that means?
No.
We can maybe upgrade our flasks.
Oh god, there's a fucking hand.
Item right here.
Sombra smithing stone, look out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a lot of damage.
Where the fuck is the golden seed?
I don't think there is one. I think this is a cursed church.
Yeah.
K-Tru, come!
Watch that.
The boss is right here, by the way. I'm sure of it.
This is gold. This is legend.
Ah!
Are you good? Are you good? I'm protecting.
protecting yeah yeah I'm good I'm good but this shit is massive right I told you
oh just come on let's do that we let's do that we uncovering uncovering
uncovering let's do that we let's what holy grease it's not worth it I'm that
I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm gonna run run run run run run I'm gonna find us a
so we don't have to walk so far. Found the grace!
There comes.
Hey, it's still a dragon!
Dragon what?
The dragon is a dragon!
The dragon is a dragon.
Oh, is this a different dragon?
Maybe the dragons have to be dragons, but they're different dragons, you know?
Wait, we can't clap this dragon, though, thoughts.
Yeah, or?
Let's fuck this guy up.
I think this dragon is easier than the one that's supposed to be here. Let's go. Let's kill him
This looks like a low elo dragon
Locked in casual locked in
He left where the fuck did he go?
He literally
AHHHHH
What's that?
Oh no. I'm dead.
Did she die?
I insta-died and he takes zero damage.
You're trolling?
No.
He wanted to have you?
Yeah, I'm serious.
Can you do any- do you do any damage, by the way?
I don't do damage damage.
What?
Yes, he's doing.
Did you respawn or no?
Yeah.
Because come, come.
Like this one you're allowed to have a respawn.
You dead?
We can kill him I swear.
We?
Yeah.
Oh it was bugged before, now it's unbugged, now it was unbugged, now we can kill him
Yeah.
Ah!
What is this damage?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Don't worry. I'm back. I'm back.
I need your help, bro.
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Don't worry.
He left again.
What the fuck is happening?
I'm here. Saddest you know.
No stress.
Big damage now.
Y'all, it's too soon.
I'm dead.
How does he want to-
I need to get my runes and that dragon is not going down that's a late game dragon
That's a late game dragon that dragon can stay alive and fucking chill in peace
Yeah, let's go runes and get the fuck let's go. Let's go into the castle fuck that
This is not just any dragon, this is the elder dragon. This is the elder dragon
But why is it so much damage? Is it sucked or what?
Wait come with me come with me
But how do I get my runes now how do I get my runes now how do I get my
runes how do I get my runes now you've pulled that row
don't get one shot
okay I'm good oh my god oh no we need a dragon slaying sword
I'm sorry, my PC was dying.
A dragon's laying sword?
What does that mean?
There's swords in this game that do bonus damage to dragons.
Bonus damage to dragons.
That sounds nice.
Grace, grace, grace, honor, blind, hello.
Now do we go into the castle because I think we go into the castle
Wasn't that like another trader
I don't know but everything is skipped. Oh, yeah, we need we need the key
Where do you get where do you get where do you get the key from?
The key to the cat item this could be the key three two one rune
Wait the dragon the dragon drops the key wait
Yes, something's wrong with this game by the way
What?
Plus one, mod, plus one.
What?
How did you die?
I got killed by a shrimp.
You areyam is okay with that.
Is something wrong with our champs?
Did you pick up that? You did.
Did they change the fucking difficulty, the mods overnight or something?
something
Loki it feels like it. I'm not joking
Maybe wait, do I have to be debuff?
So what is that top left? What is that school emoji top left?
You're skipping so much you aren't the recommended level for the area Kedru, why did you say we should go here?
This is the next zone, bro. This is the next zone
Well, you're going to the church bro, but you said up here. Why up where?
you said let's go up here bro this is not our level right now no I didn't say
no I said we should go into the building no I said that did you okay let's
follow my advice let's go into the okay let's go into the building which grace
we go to then
but wait where do we actually get the key to the castle I actually forgot the
The key to the castle is on the dragon.
You're trolling.
I'm gonna get it.
Oh no, I'm gonna get the key, don't worry.
Right now I'm gonna get the key, right now.
Literally right now.
Wait, why are they saying it's random?
You're...
If that...
That can't be random.
That doesn't make any sense.
Why would that be random?
How hard can it be to get a key that's behind the dragon?
No, no, no, these ones should not be random.
How do we complete the game if that's random?
Kager, there better be a key.
Yeah, I'm gonna get it right now. You wait a minute, buddy.
I still got one shot.
I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't find it.
Where's the key? Where would you be behind the dragon? Behind what dragon?
That's not the right dragon.
I picked up three items behind the dragon and none of them were written.
He has a sword by the way the dragon has a sword there is he's off HP
He's off HP. No, he's not it's on switch people
He's off HP casual. No, he's not yes on who's screen
There's a sword
How did you die?
I don't talk about it
Where bro that dragon is not half HP on your screen nine
He's half HP for me. We can easy kill him
Okay, we
You in those you in those oh
My god is half HP on my screen nice
Wait we can do this by the way just fucking oh no no no no don't die don't die
Don't die. I'm saying it by runes real quick you wait there
Okay, I'm here now ready big what's he doing he's firing fire you have to touch it
I
Big damage big damage
Watch out watch out in a firefighter again
Run run. No, he's dodging in and in and in and it drops the fucking key
How do you keep dying? Oh, he won't taps me. I don't know what to do
Oh, that would have killed me that would have killed me not gonna lie whatever just hit you that would have killed me
Where I'm all where I'm off. Yeah, I have armor on but I have to spectate now. I go
Can you res me
Like try to kill him like I'm scared that he gets yeah, yeah killer's ass killer's ass killer's ass
Lock in your 300 hours MG plus five you don't lose to this dragon
uh-huh
okay only you can do damage now no no
near the sword
let's hope that he's still low hp cancel as we may be in trouble
oh no we can't cheese a boss that's not serious
Like we can't stoop that low
Does the dragon drop the key is that where we're at
How can we get inside without a key let's just knock on the door see what they say all right, we should at least sniff
Does any Elden Ring Andes know the place there is no key?
Like what do we do?
You have to find the key somewhere.
Okay.
Then what if the key is behind Millennia instead?
No, we can't get to Millennia and GG, or what?
I'm actually confused.
Like shouldn't it be those spots should drop at the same time as they arrive in positions?
Sally, did you disable that or are we keeping it?
Right now.
Behind the dragon, but we picked up all items behind the dragon.
It's not a key.
It's a random one.
wait my my my ruins oh my god legendary item legendary item gold actual gold
key key key what is it guys armor what I mean that's I think that's good I'm all
What about?
No, that's good. That's actually good.
Alright, I got my runes scared, dude.
It's randomized to key locations, so it has to be in the area.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Save it again.
So it's randomized to locations of keys in the area.
Okay.
Then, what area, where's the keys in the area?
Wait, Oner, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
It's region locked?
But where are the key locations here?
Wait, my brain's doing something right?
Golden tree sprouts and churches.
Churches!
me we have to go to every church in the area or what let's pick up the map wait
the owner I found the turtle we should kill it you know the big ones no
yeah but what's why kill it you get loot or what
i'm so gonna drop anything on what's inside them normally
You're not talking about the one with the hat right no I'm talking about the one with the bell
Oh the walking thingies yeah
Yeah, yeah kill it kill it does it drop it does it drop anything you can't kill it why not I don't know I
I think in the normal game you can't kill it you can't kill it you can do something
I don't know where I am but the gate is locked right now I can tell you that for a fact
Maybe key maybe key maybe key
Oh I got a such a good grace by the way what a blessing this grace is
Is this the entrance? This is the entrance right?
right wait maybe key casual open it and ritual pot whatever that is that won't
open a door so it's in positions like this chat in the area
Will it ever be of killing someone?
Question.
it's in a key location yes the dragon has the whole problem
but why is the map in this location bro but not the fucking key bro
fuck lingerie the chrome fuck are you okay just pick up all items that you see
right now you know while we're both scouting a little bit
linger reader
so Sally can you break it down fast like what this means for the run like what
if we need an item like for real for real to progress and it's it's not a
in the location. Like we just go to bat and uh and uh uh and uh
what if we do the dungeons
I'm down we need some levels anyways I saw a dungeon and we do have maybe stone sword here
yeah we could go back we could wait yeah we could stone sword here dungeon
that could be a play right now
if you really get lost with Jack the Spoiler 5 what I want to cheat
all right casual let's quickly bro I found so many graces
Nice one.
Like we're going to be speedrunning late game.
I don't know, not gonna lie.
Wait Graveyard!
And?
Beast horn?
Torst me and raw meat dumpling and
dappled cured meat and arrows reach talisman and crime crime
bristled twin griefs some are living so much we don't read it's living stone
one that and the final one I have yellow I have who I have yellow who's yellow
I don't know
Key
Should be one of the key item plays in the area so dungeons flasks what is that she
Some need to kill bodies your salary. Are you telling the dragon may have the fucking key?
It's Waki-Zashi a good item.
What?
Waki-Zashi.
I found the weapon.
I don't know what that is.
Kato, do we try to kill the dragon?
We already got him down to half.
Like, he may have the key.
Probably has.
I tried to kill the dragon to be courage to kill the dragon I mean yeah we can try but
how do you how do you not get one shot like how do how do I not get one shot but you do
that's so annoying maybe I'll just one shot I know what to do I know to we can kill the
dragon trust me okay I swear don't be on your horse
horse is ass you just have to dodge a little bit
all right you want to come and then we try yeah I'm coming
which one is it crystalline woods uh I don't know right now can we open this
yes we can Kedr we do the cave and then we do the dragon okay
which cave which cave though which cave never mind I don't have a stone sort
key I have a stone slot key you do come to me come to me now yes wait where are
you at though I'm on loading screen you see me on the map casual remember at the
top let you see my look
come to the grace Chris Saline Woods yeah I'm here
But I don't think that's anything you would need to do for this one.
Do I have one?
I'm here.
You're very good thing.
Putting in my key.
You have a key, right?
Do I have one? Wait, if I have one, I can give you one.
I swear to god I had a stone sword key. Am I stupid?
I have one! Cajal, I'm gonna drop mine and then we can actually do it.
Wait, how do I drop it? It doesn't have me. Can you drop it?
Let me try. I'm gonna try and drop it right now. I can't drop it.
Let's use it at the same time maybe.
Maybe the game is not stupid.
Yeah, ready?
Are you pressing Y?
2, yes, we press 3 to 1, so go one time.
So 3, 2, 1.
Wait, we can buy a stone sword key at the round table.
Yeah, for like fucking five thousand dollars.
Yeah.
Huh
Come on with your armor now you shouldn't be other thing kill the thing it's pissing me off kill it kill this thing here
It's pissing me off
The dragon's there
All right, I won't get one shot now. I got my horse. Let's go
Stay off your horse. I swear horse. We can kill the dragon. Okay, good. Stay off the horse trust me. I disappeared
Yeah, it's coming back.
Incoming!
Ahhhh!
Let's go, let's go.
Trust me, off the horse.
And just dodge.
It's easy to dodge.
I'll tell you when.
Dodge.
Yeah, Paul is gonna twist
Does the head do more damage touch? Yes, please but Loki is up in a touch
And touch
In in in in in in
How does it hit me?
On the right foot, on the right foot.
Nice, touch it.
i need a gun
stay alive stay alive maybe glitz is there
yo miss dragon better than i have to key bro
hat the wipe there hat the wipe
um
I mean
Poison it casual we can poison it wait wait. I have dragon slaying geese wait wait a minute
crystalline woods
Wait a minute
Do we have poison grease or something?
Fuck remember bro, I used my poison. I used my dragon
geese in our fucking PVP no you didn't by the way that's roll hold up still on
Google but I want the PVP so on Google on the loading screen okay I'm back
ash of war poisonous mist wait wait maybe fire damage geese no that's
raw string wait how do i apply an ash of war again i forgot
emerald spell wait what granting anti dragon effect what does that mean what
does it mean anti dragon effect maybe less damage how do i apply a fucking
thing again black poison you need a wet blade we have a wet blade the first
sell up sells it what does anti-dragon mean specifically 20% more damage to
dragons owner I'm ready we close dragon right now no I have to buy the
wet blade which way where this wet blade let's me use poisonous bro poisonous
what kind type of damage does dragons do
Wait I bought it.
How the fuck do I play Ashen for?
must be granular
I made enough to get the fucking
9
9
4000 bucks for a fucking stone sword key fire geese poisonous stars check is poisonous forever
Wait, 600 it must be because in Pokemon it is
No, it's not they say.
What?
Don't be great.
Are we doing, are we trying the dragon?
Oh god.
Take C.
We do need some time for the dragon or what?
Do you think we can do it right now?
Uh, yeah, I actually think we can do it. Not gonna lie.
Where are you at?
Wait, leave some...
Where are you at? Where are you at?
Where are you at? Are you at Crystalland Woods?
One second. Why wouldn't this work?
Uh, yes.
Let's get it
Cam on my way
We just need to dodge and hit him and he will die
Exactly, exactly
Like I wasn't seeing enough dodging from you
Why are you going by the way, that's the wrong way to say
Do you have dragon saying geese you have the fucking anti-dragon ship nine nine nine
But I'll apply me. I can't even apply geese
What if you have no horse it looks like you're doing the tank on the job.
Alright let's go.
We go into battle.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I've got my entities on.
Stop riding the horse please.
Alright let's go Kajal, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Just dodge.
It does.
nice
careful
quick damage
nice
careful
oh fire fire fire fire
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Just to dodge that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm taking these stuff.
Just dodge, just dodge.
I think we don't lock the camera on to a little...
I don't want to stay.
I'll let those...
Where are you?
I'm loading screen. Hello.
Sorry.
Okay, it's foolish
So can we kill him or no?
Yeah
Well, you pull I grow already
Wait, I'm coming in like legendary style. This is like row hand wait there
Here I come put it on grease
I'm ready
That's a small setback, not gonna lie
Sipping it up
Sipping it up
Yeah, okay, I reset it. How do you stagger a dragon?
We need to quickly find some other bosses, absolutely dominate them, and then we go back
to the dragon with like three more levels, and then we actually have a chance. Deal or
no deal. My runes!
on this guy you didn't pick them that's 5k runes 5k yeah
all right let's find some bosses let's find I could oh my god I could have bought
a key with that yes you could have oh my god
check that smart right if we quickly find some bosses in the meantime do you
know where those you know where we can find I mean everywhere I was everywhere
okay go find a boss right now
okay
What the fuck are you hitting, what is hitting you?
We should just do dungeons.
We should just do dungeons.
Yeah, but the one we want to do is behind the stone sword key.
You mean like caves, right?
There's a cave over there.
I don't know if we can get inside though.
let's go over here
just go straight
your eyes locked out for a fast schedule
let's go left here
oh boss
come we've been in the sky before
easy runes fast
oh this is easy
this is easy as fuck by the way
No it was fucking dead horsey rat
You can't hit me
To elder Nords
Hahahaha nice!
I peace mind.
Get in the packets.
Try resetting your auto-rope.
Come on bro.
We're all fucking turns around for 2 minutes thinking it's gonna be perfect.
Boom!
How many runes?
How many runes?
How many runes?
Come on!
Oh my god!
Okay?
Yo yo yo we can get a stone sword.
El item but good fucking.
Do we buy a key?
Do I go buy a key?
Yeah right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get a stone sport go to the cave go to the cave
This case better be worth it to Elden lords. I just got chills by the way when you said that I actually got chills in the fight
If the if the cave needs two fucking stones or two
Okay, I have I have I'm coming to the cave cave now
This is Lin Wuzh or the other one?
How did you get there? Jump? Just jump! Jump up right now! Jump!
Where?
What the fuck? Where are you on your screen right now?
I'm in the round table hold.
You're in the round table hold?
Yeah.
Just stay there one sec.
I need to try something.
Okay.
Wait a minute
Do you see me on your screen at all
No, no, no stay there stay there
Okay, I'm telling Chris being woods
Think so I forgot where the cave was was it here
What's this one?
I'm so bad with like memorizing
Yeah, it was here in this year you have this toward yeah, yeah open sesame
Three two one
Sesame open
Chills
Now what idiots okay?
Let's get it. Let's go
Imagine there's millennia in this fucking cave, and we just dug along great
Okay, your screen was fucking fixed.
There's a state of Marika.
That's pretty bad, you know?
That's kind of scary, or?
It's nothing.
Just trying to...
Oh, this one's ringing.
This one's ringing there, Bello.
Bro, I can't see anything.
I'm trying to update this cave.
Yeah, it's...
It's stuck.
Yeah.
I think we do have a torch.
Item, come on.
Key, key, key.
I think we do have a torch.
yeah I think we do have a torch item come on
Tiki Tiki whoa they do kind of a lot of damage
not going to lie poison
undead what heal heal
follow me follow me oh my god
light door
Door door door door door open door in
Flanking flanking flanking flanking I see a boss door
But I also see it just please be the key all golden
Congealed puter essence on what?
Only damage
damage nice out get out of my top lane nice
you ready oh my god I'm not ready bro
all right let me sit up in my chair hold up okay wait wait come back coming
okay let's go all right remember bro this here could be millennia bro then
we're fucking cooked three two so one of us has to go first you can go first
what is it crystalline once what the fuck is this oh god we witness by the
I will win this, just lock him, just lock him.
Keep him stunned.
I think just slow attacks, never big attacks.
Keep him stunned like this, you see?
Big R2, big R2.
Bro, we don't lose the Tile One, no way.
Tile One, boom.
We got we could separate our shots like you should I should I should you should you should I should you know what I mean
I should you should
We're good. We're good. We're good. No stressing
We're not good. I need to heal
I'm one of frostbite
Pick damage on me pick damage on me don't get frostbitten
Got him. He's on me. He's on me. I keep them
Knocked him! Heal! I'll finish him!
Boom!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! First try!
Come on, drop us something, guys! Drop us something!
Oh! Wait! Wait a second!
Wait!
Glingstone wet blade?
That's good! And 5,000 runes or something?
Wait, Chad, do we need a wetstone knife to use wet blades?
Oh no.
Oh. Okay.
so you're telling us it's what the fuck is this I'm misclicked I'm misclicked
elevator can you bring it back wait it's yeah in like an hour or so but what
fuck is elevator by the way it's a bug to help you know lever lever lever
where is this lead to you bring it bring the elevator back Berth it is it is
where that goes that goes down the hole so clean look at that oh my god how
fucking long is this thing it's power yes that's what I'm saying what the fuck
It's still going
Are you what do you mean? Let's go bro. You're wrong my screen. You're off the edge
What the fuck
You're booted up press the button
What do you mean am I high press the button bro
No, we're not we're not press the button bro
I'm still down here
Move move
What press the lever press the lever press what lever?
Hey, oh
My god now the elevator's gone. It's coming back down
I'll wait. Yo, I don't know where we are
Cajal, you look like fucking heaven. I'm not joking.
Yeah, I'm coming from the door.
Wait, are we inside of the...
Cajal!
Wait, I'm dead on my screen.
What?
Cajal, I think we just...
Cajal, I think we just spawned into the church.
So we didn't need the key.
We may not need the key.
Are you coming on our...
Brother, elevator on the way now. Okay, hold up, hold up.
elevating elevating I have to give a sneak peek I have to check it out just
for one second please elevating elevating elevating elevating there's
gonna be a hidden wall here somewhere surely surely there's a hidden wall
here somewhere surely surely I'm coming as fast as I can hold up I'm almost here
is there a graze oh my god inside of the church but the question is do we
still need the key i hope not while we're going in the back door what i think we're
back dooring it like xpiki xpaco please grace
last just a chest oh no it's maybe at that end
key imagine this has the key
so this was this we went on a 50 minute elevator for that
um how much is a broken room 500 rooms
like i'm actually right now i made more i'm not okay all right let's go somewhere else bro
let's go somewhere else um where's the boss that we can quickly clap because again i think the
dragon does have the fucking thing do you just want to go like why don't we go to the
I'm saying go right side. Wait, did we finish the castle? Yeah, we did. We did finish the
castle. We could go Kaled and slay the fucking sleeping dragon for a lot of free runes. Should
we do that? And then we can probably kill the dragon. Where is Kaled again? We gotta
go to Agheal lake north and go right I think you get me I see it are you sure
sure yes okay I'm coming
so I said a W plan or L plan I think that's W right that's good that's good
it's a sleeping dragon surely no matter what the boss is it's a sleep right I
I mean yeah this one is has to be I'm gonna get some I'm gonna level up bigger
one time I think oh yeah I can level up hold up don't want to lose those runes
again yes exactly I need one more level and I have a massive upgrade let's let's
go get the map and we kill everything along the way
Chat, I want to be annoyed by the fucking music by the way that we have randomized here
There is a way to change it to normal music, but
Sally how long would that take us? Not sure like a minute
Just follow me. Let's go to Caleb
Yes, should we wait? There's a boss here. There's a boss here. We need to kill we can do this boss kill the bird kill the bird kill the bird
Relax relax
Don't take damage.
He's doing no damage now.
He's having a lot of strong casts in the last round.
Big. Now we kill the jellyfish.
Now we kill the jellyfish.
He has an item on the bridge as well.
Jellyfish is red.
He's fucking in that!
Which bear?
There's a long sword here if you wanted to.
Start on the boss, start on the boss.
There's a pot here as well bro. Let's clean up the adds.
Let's clean up the adds. Pop chest.
I love getting green when he fucking is bad enemies.
Like I know that I fuck him.
Now lock in lock in lock in full lock in
Big damage here that closing big damage now big damage now knocked nice
Big damage now
I'm gonna do explosion
what's up
watch out he's gonna hit you
dodge it going in the back
knocked him
nice
now get away with it
now
oh no
need to knock him again
nice
you go, you go
what?
dodge it, dodge it
He's on me now?
Yeah.
Eating that. Good dodge.
What is that range?
Careful, he's swiss on you.
Stopping him.
I heard him finish him, finish him!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Shit, K-drill, we got him, we got him, we got him.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
Wait, what happened to the...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, do I get the runes?
Wait, how do I respawn, how do I respawn, oh no how do I respawn?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What are you doing right now?
I'm co-streaming bro.
Okay, let me go to agress.
There's another boss right across the way by the way, another one that we can fucking
I'm fucking bad right now.
You're gonna rest at the grace and you're gonna respawn.
Hopefully.
No.
Right?
No.
I'm back. Wait.
Nice.
Oh my god, I should have clicked Marica.
That's another level by the way.
Chad, should we fix the music yes or no?
We got the worst luck when it comes to this song, like this song is so annoying.
Wait now that we killed the fucking guy, the bird doesn't respawn, or?
Yeah, it does.
But we literally got the worst song possible, like.
I don't have a song.
When it comes to the main.
What?
I think, I'm sure.
I think, I'm sure.
How do I kill this thing?
Gold Room 3.
Alright, come, there's another boss right here, Pedro.
Is it that horse up there with the Enclers?
No, I saw a dragon somewhere.
What the fuck is it again?
Nice stupid.
Wait, other side, other side.
come come come
not bad not bad
do it like do it now it's five
i'm getting killed by a bird
Sally what are the odds that it breaks something
because we have to change the settings of the randomized right
oh it's Sally
Sally Sally like in there
you can fuck this ragnar, yeah your name
hold up
it's the next game
I thought I could make the jump sorry just come to me as a please I'll start the dragon
okay like I'm not gonna die to this guy I have to run back to get my runes though come
to me after this like this guy is not gonna kill me but you need to come as an after
Yeah, I'm coming.
Wait, is that the same guy?
Um, oh no.
I need help now.
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
Just don't die.
And this guy's guarding my fucking, my, my, my runes.
He's literally sitting on my runes, this guy.
He's, I'm getting spawn camped.
Cajal, please!
Yeah, I'm coming!
I'm getting spawned, Kemp.
Where are you at? Don't worry about it. I'm on the way.
You see it at the back!
I'm on the way, I'm on the way, I'm on the way. Relax, relax, relax.
There's a dragon on my screen. I see a dragon.
I see a dragon. It's got wings.
We're slaying that dragon right now.
My job is this.
I'm gonna cross out!
I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
I'm here now. I'm here now. I'm here now. What up, Cuff? How are we doing?
I'm dead. Not too good.
I'm here, I'm here. I'm hitting. Take damage.
You good?
Yes, very good.
Okay, halting up. I'm gonna put some dragon geese on. Wait. Holy aura.
We're standing in water against an electric dragon. This is the stupidest thing ever
Bring him into the grass. No, what we win this we're stopping up where we win this
going east but it's okay I'm worked how can we not kill him and why is that the
same fucking dragon is that the same guy what is that a man or horse I found a
loot it's a big loot or is it look I can't lose it I need to lose it though I
need to do that could be the key that could be the key that could be the key
right there so what is happening to my
character a dragon heart
brother need help where do you know
We have another thing that we can kill.
Oh yeah? Another dragon or what?
No, no, no, no, like an NPC.
I should reset though.
People are saying we're wasting our time. Use your time now.
Okay, we're so stupid. Let's go. No, no, no, no.
We're not going to do anything right now other than go to Kaolin. Let's go.
It's free fucking shit. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Or...
I found carrying Scorcery Sword. Yeah, let's go to Caleb. Follow me useless useless
We go east. Let's go. Let's go if we see easy boss along the way. We do it. We are going east
Okay, you see me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm right behind you, bro
We venture east into Caleb
Can you fix the music finally?
Remind me to do it in a bit. Okay, okay. We will fix the music in a minute. It's gonna be nice
It takes 5 minutes max and then we have cinema all the time.
Legendary item!
Legendary item!
Here!
On me!
On me!
What is it?
What is it?
What is the legendary item?
Let's just use this.
Mass Mercerives!
It's just what I'm on.
It could be good though, I don't know.
I'm looking at the mountains there's patterns in these rocks there could be a
good gonna be a dungeon here is that the same fucking dragon I'm gonna fucking
flip is it what is this I'm not fighting nothing it's impossible to kill
that dragon it's not happening not on my screen I explain this to me please guys
I'm out of here but when we get strong we know where there's three free kills
though think about it think about the scaling I understand okay do you know
why we see keep seeing the same fucking dragon because we didn't kill the dragon
no it's not that it's because if let's say you have a sheep in the game okay the
The sheep gets replaced with a creeper.
Every single one across the whole map.
So this dragon is some fucking basic boss and we just got unlucky.
Like we got one of the hardest bosses, that's one of the bosses that exists like ten times
in this game, you know what I mean?
We can talk to Melina.
Wait a second.
Take the shit off.
Flask of Wander's physics?
That's insane.
I picked it up I picked it up already there's nothing on the beach let's go
up we need to pick up the map one map look on the map looking on the map all
you to map. Fine, you said it before. I didn't think. Come on, some easy bosses along the
way. We just need some levels. Level, level, level, level, level. There's a shit ton of
ancient ragas in the DLC you have in your mind. Yo, am I the only one or are we only finding
DLC bosses because it fucking feels like it.
Not, not, not, not, not.
Don't death.
Like we had me draw, we had the fucking...
Not the boss, what is this?
Okay, let's go into Caleb. What is this place? Let's go in. Let's go in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, let's go. Let's go. What's the worst that could happen? Holy orido.
Holy look at us.
We run this shit.
Bro where the fuck is he?
What is happening?
I'm getting motion sickness.
bro how deep is this shit oh my god it chills the underworld
the stars are shining in the sky
I see the boat. Do you see the boat? You don't see the boat boss? Wait, boat boss?
Boat boss is easy. Is there no map down here?
Buy hints from Kale for key items. Do I enable that also? What does that mean? Hints for key items?
The Nanna's helmet. That's good
Lost ash support, that's bad
The boat boss is up here. He's in the river
That is not a boat boss. Let's kill it though
What? He's too tech like does he drop something? He's super tech
wait crazy items don't talk to you that's 4,000 rooms
what how did you die
I think we're too low level for this place to be back out to be back out or no I mean
you're pulling the entire fam which is good but I need to get my loot
oh yeah yeah get your loot get your loot
use your horse
oh I'm going around the back
all right kaju let's do this the music real quick okay it takes what it means
don't worry where's it it's it's it's up the stairs you're lying up the stairs
No no no no no no no no no no up the left sir the left one
Got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it
If you are lost you can buy a marker on the map that shows where the item is
Chat should we do that yes or no as well
Because then we can like
Okay, let's fix the music then nice how do we do that like that's not even easy mode
Wait, I'll add Sally to the call, okay
But then we have to change our seed don't we?
No
We don't have to change our seed
It will benefit us ours like this is coming us sadly the goats
But I'm sending you the file and then you can just import it
Wait do we have to close our way? Wait, I have to kick him right? Yes, and I close the game
How do I kick him again?
Use the separation mist.
Separation mist.
Use the separation mist, owner.
I am, I am, I am. I'm looking for it.
Found it.
Using.
And selling.
If we, and now we quit the game selling, right?
Yes.
And if we want to enable the other setting that you talked about where we can find items easier, which makes it fair,
does it also not reset anything? Like it's the same game, doesn't it?
Yes, it doesn't.
And then what do we do now?
Okay, I'll send you the file.
Where?
Here.
Don't hide screen, like there may be something sensitive.
Yeah, and then what do we do with this?
this and then import it into the randomizer like I'm scared of that
the tricks it won't be fun I tested it three times then we open up the Elden
ring randomizer right yes yes yes so wait me to and then we file no options
any where we put this file inside sorry options and then import options file
options yes in the randomizer and then we imported it i'll share my screen i'll share my screen
sorry i brought a little acoustic all right boom so i'm here open randomizer
go into me too yeah randomizer yeah uh open the exam i'll direct randomizer
open it, and then on top, options, options, no, no, on top, yes, import, import the file
I sent you.
Are you sure this doesn't, it doesn't give us your save?
No, it doesn't, because the save is yours, you know, it's just the options.
So I'm opening this file.
Yes.
Okay.
And then run with the seeder.
You sure?
Yes.
This one, I click left click.
Yes.
I already did it on us, it doesn't matter.
And now?
Yeah, and now you open the game.
And then we find out.
Is the other setting already enabled, like with the help?
Yes, if you go into logic, you can see it.
Okay, so I close the shit do we wait for it to finish running before we close it? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Almost as close out of it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Okay, Chad, look at the shit.
And then once it says done, I can close it, right? Yes. Okay, and then I just open the game. Yes.
Yes, okay
Oh god, I'm scared to open okay now we open the bat. Yeah, but
It should work
If it breaks there is a way to restore it although I think but yeah, it shouldn't even think about that wait
I'm in the stranded graveyard where you left me, but I have my items.
How's the music? Is it fixed?
I don't know.
How? How? How? Open your ting by the way.
I think it's fixed.
Is it?
Open your ting.
absolute fucking goat.
I'll open my ting right now.
Let's make sure it works.
Oh my god bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me open my thing.
Where's the item bro?
You're gonna open the pot the pot. Hey, thank you, Sally bro. Thank you so so so much. W Sally
W's in the chat for Sally bro. I'm opening my grape pod. I'm opening my grape pod now
You open it. I'm gonna press connect and I'm gonna run to the toilet and then when I come back I'll be on top of you, right?
Yes, I hope so. I hope so. Should I use it now?
Yeah
Yeah, okay. I got to it's fast beer beyond
Yeah
Why does it keep me setting me into the full screen, right?
Yeah, wait, did I just fuck up?
So you should still pop out on my screen, right? Okay
Wait, I have to call K-troll again in the thingy
me. Is this the right music? Yes it is, right? Alright, oh my god, I'm caged on this here.
Yo yo yo yo, let's go, let's go, let's go. Yo, Marge, stop putting shit on the screen,
bro. I think it's also on caged on the stream. Only put the head above please. Only put the
I forgot about that.
Alright wait, let me see.
Boom.
Let me make sure this is working.
Alright, so.
It's music not song.
Yo bro.
Where's Kezal Cam?
When she's back I'm calling him in the group again.
In the thing.
And then the cam is back.
Okay.
What can I do while I wait?
I think we fucked Zofia well, right?
well right like fuck this oh wait I should wait for it because I can't get out
chat so what is the best game plan right now one channel also said that if we go
to the fucking Kale dragon which is a room farm right like one time we don't
even have a lot of weapon like so it's gonna take ages for us to kill him
Chat, is it worth it to go to that dragon and kill it?
Everyone always does it in runs, no?
So, it has to be.
Okay, everyone is saying yes.
Use rivers of blood.
Does it bleed damage?
It will bleed damage if I don't have the stats.
Okay!
Kajalov gonna call you again for Kam, okay?
Da da da!
Okay.
Okay, okay?
Okay, buddy.
Okay?
Okay!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay!
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Ah we're back.
Let's fucking go, bro. Music is fixed.
Kajalov, I asked the chat, is it worth it to do the dragon?
Everyone is saying yes.
Everyone is saying yes, so they just want to see us die or what I don't get it. No the dragon is worth it
There's no no no Kajal the dragon and Caleb's
The dragon in teleport Kajal go to your map
How does why how did you TP by the way? I can't go to the map
You're not listening go to your map press y and then you can select like the other words
And then you can
Soundcheck? Which one is your TP to?
Okay, so we are so back. I'm the charge the closest to Caleb
How do we get inside again? What's it called? Wait, we have to it. Um, it is the third charge of America
Chat, do we have to go from here?
Got it from here, I don't think so
Where we're gonna kill a dragon now right
no what how the f*** can we kill the dragon you mean the sleeping dragon
oh yeah that's what you meant yes this is the sleeping dragon come then come um there's a teleporter
behind the church wait the teleporter behind the church casual that's teleporter behind the church
weird where did it take us maybe getting trolled
i found it i found it i found it or you only roll into it yeah no you have to
use it pressing it pressing it now the porter
get us into calib where is this going to take us
Cray roll dragon barrel
Whoa
Wait, wait, I'm still loading screen. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up
loading screen
Loading screen
Wait, don't move when you arrive. Don't move
Look behind you
Tree sent to know
Can we kill the guy we go in this door trust me we're going this door right here
Okay, and then there's a grace in here and the michillot guy
Sally, the guy who's helping us with the...
Oh, he's saying you're fucked.
Sally is saying you're fucked.
Why? Why fucked from what?
I don't know, because he saw the tree guy.
But this guy is easy to kill by the way, watch this.
Let's kill him.
Wait, decent damage.
Let's first try him. Nice, Pedro.
Let's prove the word wrong.
We're gonna skip that guy and we want no fucking business with him.
We're gonna skip that guy.
He can chill.
He can chill.
He can stay there.
That's absolutely fine for me.
KJU, where is the sleeping dragon?
I forgot where it is on the map.
I think we're close though.
Yeah, follow me.
get your horsey, get your runes, don't forget your runes.
Yeah, loading screen, loading screen.
Never, never, never.
Loading screen.
It's inside of the runes.
Loading screen.
Oh no.
Got it.
What?
I spawned here?
What the fuck?
Back to loading screen, hold up.
Wait, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see,
see what?
What?
Use the grace, please?
Ah, I died.
Use the grace, please.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
You need to respawn.
It's already been used.
It's already been used.
I'm dead, you can't respawn.
Yeah, it's already been used.
Go into the grace.
What does that mean?
That's not what I'm saying.
You respawn someone if you use the grace.
How did you die here?
He snagged me from a mile away.
okay i'll go where it's all the rest no more about it i got your back but that means i have to
run through him yeah i just don't get snatched by the lightning
just friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly
he can't come inside the building chill kind of chill thank you got you brother got you let's go
It's also a great happen, Kajal.
Joe, you know what can happen, Kajal?
What can happen?
We can find, you know, how we're finding like broken runes, how we're finding like broken runes and stuff.
Yeah.
Like they give you runes.
Imagine we find a super high tier one.
Like level 20.
Yeah.
It's like level 20 runes.
Some give like 50k runes, I think.
Really?
It's all random.
So it's possible
Yeah, here we'll run
I keep you out for graces. I found a grace on the bridge probably I found a grace nice
What's the boss
Better be a fucking dragon again
What
That thing looks fucking dangerous, bro. How do we get past we can kill it we can kill it
look I made a DC I got his IP okay let's try let's go past I'm gonna run through
it here okay that's what I'm saying yeah nice damage good you good you good
you good you good you good you good I mean I did I didn't do anything I just
run run run run can we kill it definitely not definitely not
kajal it's killing itself somehow no we're three
it's down to half hp kajal do we do we windows do we windows
how nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nope.
No happening.
Okay.
Mine's half-pitched me.
Bro, even the mobs are tanky.
Where the fuck is the sleeping dragon?
Come, I remember.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
Are you sure it's not left here? I thought it was left here.
Ah, that's the end.
Did it?
Yeah, oh no.
Alright, so the three guys are the same, huh?
This guy we cannot kill.
I'm telling you right now, we need to walk fast.
There's a hot spring right behind us bro. Follow me.
Yo, it's down to half HP as well.
What do you mean a hot spring?
Oh yes.
Oh it's here, it's here, the sleeping dragon is right here right?
Oh my, I should surprise it, I don't remember.
How can I not remember fucking-
Wait, where is the sleeping dragon?
Stop IRL with like-
Where is the sleeping dragon?
It's right here, isn't it?
right there where you see it but let's take the grace first but where's the
dragon it's on your right if you ask one more time wait the dragon's there
am I muted where's the auto attack spot I had to check if I'm muted your cagel
Yo, what's up, what's up?
Can you hear me? Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, the dragon de-spawns all the way.
Oh, it's back.
Kagell, use a bleed weapon.
I don't have a bleed weapon.
Yes, yo, yo, yo.
One thing that you should school.
Think before you talk.
Bro, check your inventory before you say you don't have a bleed weapon.
I have a bleed weapon, bro.
We both picked up rivers of blood, bro.
I got Waki- Waki- Waki- Waki- Waki-
That's a good bleed weapon, or?
Maybe.
Wait, does it work?
Hold on.
Can I go?
when does he bleed?
why is it not bleeding?
I got it!
oh my god!
my, my bleeds!
mine is not bleeding though!
what can I say?
you're just low elo!
Because you don't have the intelligence to make it bleed the rivers of blood surely, right?
That's gotta be a stat
But do you have enough for yours?
Yeah, but I'm using a different one. I'm using one I found
Well, you see that? Oh my god cable
Why is the dragon not attacking? Don't worry about that
Yeah, I'm doing cosmetic damage.
How much LP does this thing give?
So many.
Hold it.
50,000?
You're lying.
Doesn't work, Chuck.
Do you have more arcane than me or something?
I'm not using the rivers of blood, I'm using Wakizashi, man.
Is not using the Wakizashi?
It works.
Did you not find it?
Yeah, I guess not.
You don't have Wakizashi?
I schedule!
My damage.
Oh no.
I can show you where Wakizashi is, I remember.
I don't need it after this.
Well...
I think you got it, huh?
But make sure you're doing damage.
If you're not doing damage, just look to your main hand.
Or?
I only bleed as damage basically, okay.
I hold it, that doesn't work.
I cross.
Does my L2R2 have good damage?
Let's keep going, Kajul, like without you I'm with no damage.
Do I have maybe a blood piece?
Dragon bone.
Oh my damage, look at my damage!
You're so hot.
Two handed? Yo buddy, I'm fucking two handed.
I'm using the Revers.
Chad, don't bash the strategy, we all know you've done this too.
What are you talking about?
We're playing the game as intended.
Skip half the notes, milk the late game, go back to the early game.
Come on.
Use gold foul foot before killing.
What does that do?
Wait!
True.
I don't think they have one though.
What does that do?
I'll check fast.
It gives you more runes, but we don't have one.
We do have a foot, I swear.
Yeah, I'm a civil one.
How do I...
Is he waking up?
No, he's not, bro.
No foot, no foot.
Alright, check if I have a foot.
Oh my god, he's almost dead.
I think we have one for sale, Kajal.
Does he heal if we go by it?
Yeah, don't get an assist.
That's what, sorry?
Should we go by a foot?
Does he heal if we leave?
I don't know which shopkeeper had it, though.
It's like only 20% more I think, I'm gonna kill it now, okay?
I'm gonna kill it right now.
Yeah.
Come on.
Right now.
Ready?
Right now.
I'm gonna kill it right now.
I'm gonna kill it right now.
I'm gonna kill it right now.
Wait.
I'm gonna block my bleed and kill him right.
Noooo.
Gonna push my beans.
now wait i blocked my bleed and kill him right
now then of course i'm being killed right now boom oh my god what more bleeds i need to do
casual dude do you want to check if there is a golden foot at the church
no because it reset the l bar i'm going to if i stay if i stay it doesn't right just get it just
get it just get it okay then because then we're both gonna have to swap and swap and bot watch
I think that skipped 100 hours of skill this shit.
What's the percentage increase from the foot?
30% the same.
110k runes instead of 70k.
Is that worth it, you think?
I mean, that's like fucking...
What, like 10 bosses, 20 normal bosses.
So wait, okay, so if you're gonna stop auto attacking...
Don't attack it right now. I'm gonna keep attacking, you check right now for foot.
I'm in combat though.
though get a guard of combat okay don't check though the first time you're saying
don't kill it though cuz it's gonna ruin the game if you get it by the way I'm
doing six damage bro just six damage every five seconds I hope my bleed is
not gonna proc I don't think it should though owner I think we just kill it
by the way I'm coming back this is sketchy let's get it don't damage don't
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
You got me tweaking.
I'm scared to reset this health.
You have a golden horn?
Wait, wait, wait, Kager, we may have a golden horn, they say?
I don't know what that does though.
Don't kill it yet, please.
Where is that?
I'm checking.
Beast horn?
Beast horn, Golden Rawa, don't kill it yet please.
Where would that be, chat?
Please don't kill it, I don't get the assist.
Should I kill it now?
Nay, nine bit an ish golden horn Pedro I have one apparently use it where chet
Where I'm getting raised baby, I think I don't have one better
Oh, I have it's a golden horn. I have it. I'm using it second page
Second page like the crafting the second page. It's really obvious. I have it use it and let's get it now use it
Use it used it or not. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Let's go use it. Let's get
How will you chat? I don't know kill it fast
Yo, check your safe house ours. I'm not joking though
We just killed five extra bosses by using the diamond.
Trying to kill.
Yeah.
Trying to kill.
Need to kill fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Be going.
Come on baby.
You're just gonna be so sick.
Need to kill fast.
Need to kill fast.
Now.
Now.
Do damage.
Come on.
Check your runes.
Check your runes.
Kajal.
But he's not dead is he?
dead plus 70k plus 1.1k what's happening what I got plus 1k
where are our runs did you get 70k no it's 70k 70k oh my god I thought it was glitched
the buff ran out
yeah but the buff ran out apparently
uh... no it did not
yeah i don't know maybe it was just shit of a side of your cage and i thought
maybe the randomizer guy like
picked like patched or something i was so scared bro
oh my god
alright alright alright alright
it did run out your bum ass you can see it top left you see the golden fruit
I swear, Elring is the one game where everyone thinks they are Magnus Carlsen, bro.
Alright.
Should I become bigger, bigger Andy or not?
I don't know.
Ho ho!
Nine levels.
30 bigger or how much, chef?
I think that's perfect, but let me check my weapons.
So Cajun, which weapon did you just use to make the blood damage?
I may need that.
What is that she?
What is it?
Is it a dagger?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
18 dex 20 arc.
18 dex 20 arc.
18 dex 20 arc 18 dex 20 arc
oh no wait we almost have that I'm gonna use fire knight's great sword mm-hmm
I don't know.
Chad, what's the play, bro?
I'm clueless.
Do no intelligence build for realism.
Yo bro, that's fucking Chad Kajel.
I can't.
Strength until you re-spec?
Wait, for a fire knight's greatsword, which damage attribute should I spec?
You know?
um... it tells you like what the scales by the other old dvd does it matter then
then probably the one that you can use otherwise
chad i think i'm gonna stay with this how much faith twelve right
like twenty eight one endurance
chad would this be smart
i like this kinda
wait no, fuck hell
because our flask do no fucking heals
like that plus one
that's good
i leveled up
oh my god, chills
did you level up?
and then I got my new weapon
doing damage build
holy and roll
holy
give me one second
there was one weapon that
wait so which weapon are you using that weapon yes or no
yeah
Give me the claymore, give me the claymore now!
Kajal, I'll take over the claymore, okay?
Yeah, let me find it, hold up.
Yes!
Oh my god, good fucking shit.
Finally a good weapon.
This- it's- claymore plus two, by the way.
This is really OP.
Oh! Baby!
Dropped it.
Now I'm high, now I'm high. Finally a good weapon. Oh my god.
Oh!
Yo, your sword looks fucking sick, by the way.
Holy shit.
Chad, do I buy the great sword or do I get...
Or do I get his claymore?
Why are you not dropping it, Kajal?
And how much strength does it need?
Buy the great sword.
Wait, Kajal!
Speak!
You did not just fucking delete it!
Hello!
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Yo!
I swear to god, I miss clicked.
I swear to god it was plus to you said
I have other weapons I have other weapons you're the longsword a wacky sashie an
ancient meteoric or great sword twin blade no no no I have that no I have
that nothing came close to your game claimable the thing is it's not even
about that it's that it's a better weapon than the other one that you just named that you have as
a backup casual the claymore is where it all started bro and i love finishing what we started
with you know you stayed true to your weapons you said true to your tools to your friends
the claymore was one of our friends bro but you just it's okay bro i swear to god i didn't
realize what was happening you're good i'm gonna switch over to the great i swear to god
wait no I actually want to throw the one now I'm tilted no stop stop chat great
club or great sword
like a great sort the first time I had it I actually want to run I agree it's more
stance breaks right so I have how much strength 19 for the great club I need oh
god help me out chat 35 which means 50% for doublehand how do we go how do we
reset the last save how do we do that no bro fuck the fucking claim over it is
where it is I'll get the club great so best stagger in the game all I want is
to stag of alright I'm getting the fucking red so on owner I have a gift for
you it's bugged it just don't just don't discard the gift where did it go I
offered him a bell bearing of smithing that I found it's in the shops it's in
in the shops. Where? In the shops. Like, when you talk to them. Which means I deleted it.
No, I didn't. It's an offer bell bearing and I clicked yes. He had the great salt, right?
That's...
Bro!
Send the clip- Yo, I just gave a-
I just gave a bell bearing for smithing and it broke-
Who had the grapes on?
Wait, it's fixed, it's fixed, it's fixed, it's in the normal shop, look in the normal
shop, infinite smithing stones, look, look, look, look, look!
oh my god oh my god I unleashed infinite
splicing storms by the way look look at
the regular it wasn't bugged it wasn't
bugged
okay do you remember where the great
sword was like which seller the great
sword which mean which one the great
What do you mean, the Greatsword?
Um, it's fine.
I'm gonna get the Great Club.
But what do you mean, the Greatsword?
Apparently somebody was selling the Greatsword, but I don't know where.
Which Greatsword?
On the road to the castle where Dancing Lion was.
Castle Morn Rampain Grace.
I've never heard of it, I don't have the weapon, great sword, where was it?
Yeah, it's a seller selling it that we walked past by, that's why we need to kill every seller, you know?
Ah, of course, with the maize. Fuck, casual, I lowkey do want that a lot, that weapon.
Ah, like, I keep it then, you know?
Hmm, Chad, which one is it?
south east, bottom of the map.
Which one?
How do you guys remember this?
So we should kill every cellar we see then?
Yeah, 100% because then we have to shop at one spot.
Yeah.
Up.
You need eight.
Show the cellar.
Wait, this guy.
show the seller wait this guy oh my god chat if this is it
yeah bro our chat is cracked Pedro how did you guys remember that and a $2,000
stone sword key that may be worth it or so you got a better weapon than the one
I discarded or what yeah yeah I'm even happy with that weapon oh my god this is
my thoughts about life you know something bad happens but it turns into
something even better I'm so happy right now alright let me spec up for this 31
strength I need check I do need some endurance though as well right no I
I carried that play then go to the
Yo, I've upgraded my weapon plus four by the way. Oh
Wait, yeah, I need to as well. Oh, where'd you go? Wait, what?
This guy's just rolling a lot. I can't talk to him
That we're only got 21 and then endurance
So I don't run out of stamina. What happened? Did you do something on the map or what?
No, he's giving up
It's a 21 plus 50 percent plus 10.
Yeah.
I can use it.
I don't need 31.
I need one less level though.
How do I sit at the bonfire?
Aha.
I'm genius.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my.
K.G.G.
Actually.
One thing.
One thing.
Actually one thing one thing right now real fast. This makes it much easier come to round table hold right now come to this shop
shop sale again, okay
I have a class upgrade
GG wait I can upgrade it even more
I'm coming to the shop why what have you done what have you done
go press bell bearing shop for and you buy the sacred here so your flasks are
plus two much needed much needed I already bought it already bought it it says
zero it's the shopkeeper for mm-hmm is that from the first shop yeah I grabbed
me up baby fuck I can only buy three fuck how many smithing stones do I need to max
out on once 12 you need two then four then six so you need 12 and then you
need to them for the six again
chat i know i have runes to use but she's out of smithing stones she's outy
18?
she don't sell no more wait she sells more what the fuck
wait does she sell infinite smithing stones?
okay we can whoop any boss we want now any boss casual
fuck I bought too many yo plus six you have block six on your weapon yeah plus five right
now plus five yeah plus five on your weapon yes I do wait yours is yours is on the right
You're the Zomba.
Zomba, what?
Is it?
Yours needs the Zomba stones, no?
No.
What?
Normal ones?
Yeah.
What level is yours?
Wait.
I need to...
Wait.
Five more.
I don't have enough cash.
Two by five.
And I'm dead.
Plus six.
Oh!
You have spare level two?
No, plus 5. No, I have 0.
Ted, you're saying change the Azure War, but what do you mean?
To this one?
5, 2000, so I need 2000 runes.
Do I have the...
Oh.
To what?
Oh my god!
I get it to plus 6 as well, okay, it'll GG.
GG. We can kill the dragon right now if we want to. I'm not joking.
I think it's used to be a fucking anime character. What's used to this?
No, I'm talking to my chat.
Show!
Placifix!
Do we need freeze now?
Yes.
Alright.
We need two more freeze.
Alright Kajal, it's the time bro!
I swear we can beat the dragon now if we wanted to.
You wanna go?
I think we can do it.
But I have enough.
I think we can do it.
No I don't.
Wait, they're saying I can plus seven?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You need more?
Yeah.
Okay, I can do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You need runes here.
Oh wait, I only need runes.
Kjul, you're plus six, you sack.
Yeah.
I can't get seven.
I don't have enough runes for it.
Why? What are you missing? Runes?
Yeah, runes.
I have enough.
Oh my god.
Wait, can't we sell the boss thingies for money?
Maybe. I don't know actually. Yeah, I think so, I have the golds.
Why don't we have a... OH! My god.
No, I'm plus five, I'm plus five by the way.
I'm plus... SEVEN!
Hohoho! KJ, let's kill the dragon now, huh? We can't allow revenge.
Yeah.
Oh my god. Which one was it? Crystalline Woods? Crystalline Woods.
Oh, we're going right now?
Yo, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh my God.
But this dragon's gonna get one shot now.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
What the hell is he gonna say?
We're fucking cheating.
I don't think that's fair.
Bro, fuck it, bro.
It wasn't fair when we came fucking under level, bro.
That's fucking as bitch as I said.
Check my start cage.
Will you see this shit, bro?
I look like a fucking anime character, bro.
Holy!
Let's go.
Wait a minute, where you at?
Where you at?
You see me on the map.
see me on the map no you're going into the wrong direction buddy but you're
not on the you're not on the crystalline woods yes I am I'm waiting for you am I
done yeah I don't see you on the map though no joke you don't see the yellow
marker when you look around the map the yellow at the top northeast like no
No, no, no, no.
What?
So if I, you don't see me right now in front of you.
No.
Are you in front of me?
Yes.
Yeah, I swear to god I don't see anything.
Okay, I'll teleport again, Chris Lin.
Now?
No, don't see anything.
What are you talking about?
Fixed it.
Nice! Alright let's go, let's fucking slay the dragon bro!
Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
This guy, this guy right after the boss is done.
Let me see your damage, I'm not gonna hit, okay? I'm not gonna hit and you're gonna do so much damage.
Wait, I'm going the right direction.
Go, go, go.
and I will to end it I will go go go let me see your damage there you see just
hit him one time check this out check this out check this out
let's see let's see I used to do a hundred I used to do a hundred check this out 200
400 oh my god we just can't die
I don't see him.
Is this a good spot for us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a great spot actually.
Fire, fire, fire! Out, out, out, out!
Holy, alright.
Man, I want to hit my R2.
Oh my god, I see six of them.
Stagger, stagger, stagger, stagger!
I'm healing
You're one you're one you're one you need to heal
Yo, hey, hey, help me to heal I'm doing big damage to this right here. I'm putting on fire by the way
What is that?
What?
I'm dead.
Oh no.
Are you respawning? Is it glitched or not?
It's not glitched.
We have no damage.
You're acting like myself? In game?
In game again. We have no damage by the way.
Well we have.
We just didn't dodge well, or?
What is my L2R2 button? It doesn't do anything.
It's not even filming.
Don't kill me.
Pedro, we have enough damage.
No, we just didn't dodge.
Let's not act like we didn't kill bosses where we also didn't do a lot of chat, that's possible.
That's what it's called, right? Ashes of War, the button L2R2?
Yeah.
Let's go, we go back.
This loading screen will end now. Hold on.
Now, okay.
When you press it, you press it. Are you focused even though you're eating? My chat is saying you're not focused because you're eating.
No, I finished eating. I'm focused now.
Damn you! Alright, let's go. I'm going in. I'm going in. I swear to God.
I was angry a second ago. That's why I discarded the weapon, by the way.
shit
hey
come on the right please
careful careful careful
approaching right here
approaching right here, going back in
I'm still full HP at the news potion
nice
what's that?
popping ashes of war here
fire fire fire
but it goes underneath him or what then?
yeah I did it
Yeah, what's this?
Dodge!
Hold your breath.
Oh, oh, oh!
Dodge it.
Nice dodge, Kato!
On the right, me here, quick damage.
Careful, careful!
Dodge it!
No! I was so ready for that!
Careful, tail wing!
Dodge it!
No!
Don't die on me, don't die on me, heal up!
No, I don't know.
Don't shit.
They're here!
What's he doing? Fire?
Fire! Fire!
What's wrong with the damage?
Doing huge damage here by the way.
Massive.
Neffle!
Tell, tell, tell!
I'm this floor!
What's he doing?
Lucking sword!
Don't shit.
Nice.
Uh, he's rotating.
What's this? What's this?
Tail, tail, tail! Cool!
Nice.
Tail, tail!
Cool! No!
Teal
Tail!
Watch out, you might fire
Getting big damage in here
Nice
Good dodge, careful, what is this?
Watch out for tail!
This tail!
Tail! Now!
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, we're good, we got this, I'm out of fields, I can't take any damage, hit his head, nice, just don't be greedy, don't be greedy, that's how we lose, careful he's going to fire school maybe, maybe go in with us so you get the range, nice, cancelled it,
No.
No.
Got a line of position.
Maybe.
What's this?
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
So close, bro.
Not bad, though. Not bad.
We got it. We got it, Art.
Do you have any dragon geese?
We got it, bro.
I have one.
Maybe I do. Maybe I do.
check where the geese is I have this this can do more damage I'm gonna use this
and then did my ashes of does my I have actually does the more buff you do you
get the fucking fire emoji buff no I don't think so
I have one dragon geese.
Chad it's not the buff, it's not the buff, it's the upward cut, it's this.
I think this is good bro.
You have to combine a light and heavy attack.
Wait what do I do then, Chad?
R2 auto-attack or what?
Wait where are you?
I didn't see you.
Are we going to the dragon?
I'm ready.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I'm at the dragon.
I'm at the dragon.
Really?
Where are you?
Am I going in the right direction?
You're in Narnia, by the way.
You're in complete...
I don't see you on the map.
We don't have a Wetzel knife. We can't change the Asher wall.
Can you come? You have to reset. I can't see you.
I'm here, I'm here.
I don't see you can you teleport to grace one time but you don't see me yeah then
you need to keep it to the grace I did now I see you now I see you you're blind
the shit that I'm on everything that I love it didn't show you
I'm using now let's go yeah I'm guessing this is my last keys
come on it's not gonna run out of runes don't sit there come on
I
Died no you didn't know you didn't bother with your rage baiting
I'm dead
right baby
There was my last keys
We had so much damage. We were popping him bro, but you know why you know why flask of wonder is Saichi you should use that
What's that?
What do you mean? What is that?
But I don't I only have nothing in it. I've only magic in it. What's really?
Yeah, wait my mom works
doesn't have one isn't that broken isn't that like the most OP thing in the game to use it before the
fight depends on what you have inside Kager you build your own one like you build an ocean
side how do i check nothing is inside probably no it's it's it's it's full master wonder side
Inside okay, you didn't put anything inside nothing is inside
Am I going
All right, I still
Okay, let's go. Let's go we can do it without the keys. I got them row. We had so much damage
bro KJ we had so much damage check if you have another geese like I think we
have other ones just not a dragon one like I've poisoned one that's gonna help
wait one sec one sec one sec one sec one sec yeah yeah mr. these what's good
shit all in guys all in all in check is it can I poison them yeah I've poisoned
Holy and raw string, okay
I'm ready. I'm Freddy. Let's go now now now
Waiting waiting waiting. I'm gonna pop my flask of runners side. Check when you said ready
Three
Three two one going now pop the flask
Going in. Use your other keys, please.
My horse is fine.
Big damage from me!
He's on HP or what?
I wasted the poison use.
Alright, I'm just gonna kill myself.
I'm not gonna lie, my horse was bugged at the start.
But I died on purpose that if you see his half is helpful into half that's unfair
Really on my end and on my screens. It was half out. Did you see it?
You can't throw this one casual because I have only one last poison me. Yes me. Yes me. I've only one
Yes, I've only one last poison these
Well, are you already in no, I'm loading screen
Fuck I spent more time on loading screen in the game. I swear to God
check if you have another geese kajal please it takes a second
let me look at him and make sure I'm watching
yeah easy I have I have zero geese but I have a rune arc and I'm down to pop it
it doesn't do anything you don't have anything inside kajal
no no rune arc yes it doesn't do anything you don't have anything inside
Inside where?
Inside the rune, I'll select it.
Okay, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Shall I hold on this poison form?
Did this poison work on this dragon? Should we go buy poison from the round table?
No, no, no, it's only like, I'll pop it.
Alright, let's go.
Incoming dragon.
Don't get in the shot. Just focus on dodging at the start, please.
There's a text out here at the start.
Fire fire fire
I'm doing this fucking game
That's when you see what poison does
What
What is this?
What the fuck is this bro?
Already no poison it's useless bro. It's not a deep
Please I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying bro. I'm trying
I swear to god love Elden Ring one of the best games ever made the dragon fights though
Yeah
Not gonna lie
Not gonna lie the cameras are kind of cooked in the dragon fights
i don't know what's going on no no no no no no no are you selecting the dragon with the camera
no no not that low you okay good okay not that low we low
yes please use another game will we die instantly again the dragon has poison resistance apparently
i've i've holy geese holy holy i'll use holy geese oh no no no yes all right let's go let's go
I've completed this game for I'm an Elden Lord I'm this first time in a new weapon shut out not that deep
All right, let me use my holy geese here we go where I find a claim or we'll be trying
Just knock him come on
At the start just watch I'm gonna put a lie like this fucking lighting bolt
What are you doing?
Careful.
What are you doing?
Careful.
What?
What?
You think damage on the dive?
What are you doing?
Careful.
What is this?
It doesn't do any damage, you're good.
It doesn't do any damage.
now listen I think we'll see to this this is an art fight this is hard man this
is hard this is hard no kind of lie this is the strongest dragon in the game I
swear to god this is gonna be the strongest dragon in the game
hello hello you just fucked us so did you use the holy geese yes of course it's
gone I've no more geese how much damage did it do 210 okay yes 10,000 health
that way
alright I cooked some armor okay so let's do what like bro we had it low like
look at the best attempt come on just lock in lock in by the way you're chatter
saying you're one hand in it they may be trolling this is the trial it's all
in we can't die to a claw enough to a tail we're not super
Oh, we we we we cook him tail. Nice cable.
Broken spell, watch out broken spell.
Yep, got it.
Okay, GG.
Careful Claw.
Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire!
Easy.
Careful careful keep some Stamina Kleds, you always keep them able to roll.
And...
Now.
It's fire!
WAAA!
You just have to horse away when you see that, Pedro.
I'll see you later.
Careful, Claw.
Nice, dude.
Just run.
They're coming to shit, we're good.
Careful!
Careful from what? Careful from what?
I don't know.
Yeah, fall!
Fire! Horsy! Horsy!
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
Nice, very nice.
Oh no. Fire again! Horsy, horsey, horsey.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
What is that?
Bro, he's bugged!
No way.
Big damage now, big damage from me.
What killed me? I wasn't...
I don't know if we can fuck this guy up, I'm not gonna lie.
No, we're level 80, no we're level 50 with plus seven weapons.
How are we not killing a fucking starter dragon?
Better than the starter, bro.
Bro this is tutorial boss.
Can we do it or no?
I'm just annoyed of getting fucking one shot, that's the only thing.
Bro you can't be getting pissed off at a dragon fight, come, you just, this game, this game
is designed for you to bash your head into a wall, a hundred times it will break the
wall.
So this wall is very-
I haven't started flash, I'm using it.
Temporarily boost physical attack, I'm gonna cook it up.
Oh my god, I'm gonna use mine too as well.
It's incoming!
Now, good calls!
Getting my ashes of war now!
Lock in!
Careful at the start, don't get one shot again!
There's no please, don't shot, don't shot, don't shot!
What?!
No!
Just get some damage down!
Fire, fire, fire, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, go to tail, go to tail.
Never mind, never mind, what the fuck?
Okay, we're just lying.
Why pumping his hat?
Claw?
Just hit, hit, hit!
I'm dead!
No you're not.
I'm dead, I'm literally dead.
You're dead?
Yes!
Kill me baby.
Am I boosted is that the problem here?
Okay, I'll say lucky me now say lucky me
I have an idea I have an idea. I haven't had two dragon geese, but we did so much damage. I have an ID
What's that I'm gonna use bleed weapon that I used on the big dragon one bleed one GG
Charlie right fastest faster auto-attacking it's level zero it's level zero it's level zero
yeah but the bleed did 17k damage it's not bleed resistant right let's go let's go you're coming
Yeah.
Wait.
Waiting.
This is gonna be legendary by the way.
Let's go, let's go, I'm going in.
One bleed, one bonfire, okay?
Just play for my bleed, play for my bleed.
Don't let me die.
No, no, no.
You can't just just died like that
Okay, if you if you aggro early I can't get in range by the way it's impossible
Okay
All right, all right, let's go on together. Let's go on together. Yeah, right first you write first. Yeah
Well, I'm gonna be on the loading screen. So just don't don't tweet
How annoying is the loading screen, bro, it's like it's you're getting shocked every time you died was like
Like bro, like at some point you don't want to die anymore, you know, bro
This is horrible. I have to stare at this fucking load screen for 10 minutes after dying
so let's lock in yeah there's no looting screen if we don't die I'm not
okay so he made it come on now hold up hold up hold up let me go first let me
go first fucking horn I've been built go why is your horse faster than mine
in by the way
is it?
now let's go let's go let's go
inbound inbound inbound inbound
just don't die early again
his first attacks are goofy bro
capital capital don't be greedy
lightning lightning lightning
nice
what's that?
fire?
you have to just keep range when he doesn't attack
claw
Claw?
EZ
This Fire Fire, go to his back, go to his back
Oh my god, massive damage
Yeah, you was for Claw?
Nice Krizzo
Stay Alive, double heal, double heal
Claw
Nice, baby.
Not a claw.
Claw.
Massive.
Typically tail now.
Tail!
Keep your arms stamina.
Claw.
Heel, W.
There's two second.
Tell.
Just open it anyway, open it.
Did my bleed proc once in that fight?
You're dead.
It didn't do any damage for me.
bro how are we losing this guy he's not good bro is this how Yamcha felt what it is this
This is fucking coke bro, get me up.
I'm in pain.
I can beat him right now.
Alright, resetting, resetting, resetting.
He did my bleed proc there.
I swear I was close.
Yes, my eyes are bleeding.
Okay, well, you're just fucking...
...it's a bleed proc.
...
This is Bleedprock or no.
The dragon can't bleep they say, Kajel.
WHAT?!
Serious?
He can, your chat's wrong.
Do you want to explore something else and get some more levels or no?
No.
I don't know if we get, what?
I wanna try...
...seven more times.
Wait loading screen.
How many more times seven all right let's go the death count is at 62 yours at 58 you can't
talk buddy no I just meant to count the seven tries what the fuck I'm trying to say anything
I like that
Where is he bars he
Don't dial me
why didn't you roll that?
I think the bleed build is impossible. I don't have the uptime. It's impossible.
I got like 8 hits in at the start and I did 20 damage a hit.
How did we get him so low on the first try?
How did we fall off so hard?
Oh, I mean, I guess I fell off.
I think it's we're just not locked in on dodging right now we're just focused on
damage maxing but the damage lies in us dodging you know what I mean the damage
lies in the game is in the pain yeah we just see clean dodges clean dodges let's
go
chat is bleed good or bad on this guy and please be honest
like on fire you go on your horse you go away
it's bad
shits are going down here ever since we lost the game
yeah have it out
i'm really trying to lock in bro i'm serious
you're good let's go I'm so that's how we can't do it let's go come on
Kajri this is the run let's get him to at least 50% lower than 50 come on
Careful, early damage. Shouldn't take any damage.
And...
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire! Sorry, I didn't come at...
Careful, that's a one-shot. Just dodge it.
Ha ha ha!
It's so chopped, by the way. It's so chopped. It's so fucking chopped.
Like it. Bro, Dragon Fights Miss Game are impossible. They're impossible.
You need to be 80 levels up
You said seven tries four more to go
Four more to go
These loading screens weren't so long this wouldn't be painful, but this is really turning me into the stratosphere
I'm not a fucking do something
I'm about to throw my controller at my screen. I swear to God
But at least you're getting tips while you wait like I have to wait on the horse
tips
Yeah, they show you tips on the low-level screen. No, I'm broke. I'm a I'm a stick my pop whatever just go fuck the fight
The pot doesn't do anything or you mean the health block. Yeah. Oh
It's okay, I have seven I have six now
Dragons are strong in this game really
He's the dragon strong in this game
Yeah, I didn't.
Go to hand itself.
Can I go hit by a run? You might have some reason. That's kind of weird.
Now he's using his OP spell.
But I will instantly dodge because I'm the dope. Take damage from me.
Where you at?
You're dead.
I'll do this 5,000 just to show you. Just to show you the mechanics, okay?
Yeah, okay, okay.
If you won, you won the dragon right now.
I'll give you a thousand different sub-scales. I am not joking.
A thousand.
Okay, say less.
Unless there's a glitch.
of
Oh, okay.
What?
That was a nice try.
That's a lucky.
That's a lucky.
Wait.
Did we get him to 1 HP before?
Is that true?
That's unlucky. Oh my god, the best attempt is at like 20%
On the first try we got into 20% casual. How?
Because we had good teamwork
We had good teamwork, that's why anyone who says he started a feature channel I try is lying
I remember the whole fight from start to finish
We got into 20% how?
because we're goats like that we're goats come it's easy
I figured out I've downloaded this movement I swear to God I've downloaded
every single one of his let's go let's go I will do the shot calls okay I found
the hack you move your camera to the dragon's hands when you're hitting him
yeah now get off the Mount don't take free damage don't take
3 damage just play it slow
oh hell no
don't see what to attack
what do you mean you're dead
I think this
I told you I think that
holy
that's kinda crazy though
does the horse tank that is that
Can you just fucking hit me or what?
Okay, let's do some other bosses. We need some levels. How many more tries is there?
I think we need to see you. We just need to lock in.
Oh nice, where the god we can do this.
One more try one more last one just one. We wouldn't get one shot then yeah, okay. Let's go. Let's go. One full lock in wait
Why are you getting one shot? One final one full lock in come on. Come on. I believe I
Believe why are you getting one shot though? Do you don't have enough armor or what?
Yeah, I guess the only thing the one shots us is the claw attack
Bryce sweater god if we eventually kill this dragon and he doesn't drop a key and
Uninstalling the game on the spot on the fucking spot
Okay, so now just close your eyes two seconds one to open them now. We're not in let's go
You just simulated the whole fight in your head. You don't know it
But you just did your stuff. Yeah, should be go paper. Actually, that's when the shit come on. Yeah
It's going up in the air dodge take damage
Very precious
No, I snow get some gap clothes get some good. Let's go
Big damage. No, you're all the next old stuff is cookie fail
Get behind him get behind me in tail. It's cool. Just keep me here. I'm doing good
Watch out, he's gonna do something soon.
Now, clock, dodge it! Nice.
He left, all good. We're a great spot.
He's going up in the air. Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Clock, dodging it.
Claw
Tail
Don't shit
NICE
Not showing this
Trying to gap close here, trying to gap close and a bit far
NO
Heal up, heal up, heal up, heal up
Healing
Heal
He's gonna do big damage here, don't shit
Got it
No. Heal up again.
Oh my. Massive attack on. Stay towards tail I think.
Use claw attack. Get ready to save energy now.
Oh no. Go in with force.
Watching him, watching him, watching him.
Dude, don't chase him!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
tail whippin! No not yet, it's red in it. Now tail him! Got it! Deal! No! It's no time.
his back legs watch out he's gonna make freaky now
fire man oh see run in his feet run in his feet
deal deal
why is this a pig whoa he reset no no way no fucking way by the way no no way
this has my boy I'm gonna crash out
Oh
Keep going
Okay, watch it
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Oh, no. Oh, no, no scary spell scary spell. I
Got a bunch of you have to finish this
Focus on defense
that's right
bro this reset fucked us up
we were in such good fucking pace bro
come on we got it we got it we got it now we got it now we got it
One thing we always have to do, we have to stay at his tail, call me nuts.
I think almost all attacks are easy then, to dodge.
You know when he goes in the air and he starts breathing fire, just chase his toes by the way.
Because then you land on his toes, he lands on your head and you can skim.
I got like four auto attacks in a minute, went to the fire, yeah.
Not even with a horse, just run.
I mean you can you can horse but I just ran in a straight line and I just followed his feet.
Run towards his toes?
Yeah. Run towards his toes when he takes off.
Let's go!
Close the eyes for seconds and...
One.
Two.
Opened.
Locked in.
Come on.
No early damage, we know the rules.
Just dodge this shit.
Come on.
We're good, just don't get one shot.
watch out watch out dodge yeah got it if you stay under him like you could stay
on tail like well like the back put so much better got it deal now he's really
far I get to back higher yeah this day I'm doing big off oh my god
watch out double kill tail flop
You might go tail in a sec.
No way did that hit me.
I have no pots left.
Tail, spot.
Got it.
Nice.
He might reset here he might reset
Yeah, I'll be fine, right?
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
Do I keep trying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Need to speed up Hero.
Fuck!
Too early!
Okay, we reset my mind, please just close your eyes for one second while you auto attack now open it
Nice dodge it
Fire go back back back back nice nice nice get viking huge. Oh now we've
Nice
Chase him
Oh
What?
Go to the right
Here comes
Nice!
Outta my cloth!
Nice touch!
Flying!
Watch out for fire!
Flying watch out for fire
Back in the tail back in the tail
I'm really
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Again.
Again.
Okay, so we'll beat them now.
We'll beat them now.
You could have committed you're about to be in the Hall of Legends by the way.
Stop.
When he was doing the fire attack, I thought it was GG, I thought it was GG.
You were literally about to be in the Hall of Legends.
But you know what that means.
Yep.
You're 1% off of being a legend.
Kedra, this is our run right now.
Come on.
So let's get that 1%.
Here we go.
Here we go. Come on. Come on. This dragon is our bitch.
I told you we can do it. I thought this is the 7th try as well.
I said 7th try. This is the 7th try.
Now we know the moveside.
This is the 7th try. This is the 7th try.
Here we go. Here we go.
Ignore what happened last game.
I told you we just have to dodge this one shot attack by always running towards him, you know what I mean?
What?
Fuck.
Okay, one shot.
Oh no.
The best position.
It's going to stop time play.
Double kill, double kill.
In, in, in. Just going, nice.
That's another hatch.
We got the scapegoat.
Am I up?
To what's his toes?
Come on, just around.
No.
Now. Nice K-5.
Hit that.
He got us.
Just don't get hit by anything now.
Stay close to stay, bro. I swear.
But then he can't get hit by the second wave.
And now.
Oh no, I'm gonna die soon.
Fire, fire, fire. No you're not, no you're not.
You're right, bro. So many effects now.
I trolled the start, I bugged it.
Up to you, up to you, you're feeling it.
Ah!
Okay, reset.
I don't...
When I jumped off my horse...
I don't...
I don't...
When I jumped off my horse, I went inside him. No joke.
I went inside him and I took 3 damage. It wasn't fair. That was a bug.
If we were in an Elden Ring pro-play speedrun, they would have remade that from the start.
Never horse, only to get space.
Yeah, I was on the horse from the start, but it bugged me.
Yeah, yeah, check, check, check.
check this is when you do the plan one auto check if he's in a hit roll never
already aggro bro never to auto I'm still on the long stream bro yeah I'm
waiting for you never to auto check yeah yeah yeah that's lighting
Talisman no we don't go it's holy is it yeah oh you started already wait I need
to get a range hold up
it's fine kids it's minus one point we care about that no early damage now lock
We got those. Always stay to the back creep. And he can't get shot.
Stay low sometimes.
Ow.
Always stay to the back creep.
Come on, come on.
Nice, this is good to see. He can't hit us because...
I'm hatching
Nice
It's just fire fire fire! You must stand!
oh yeah, one down
what hit me?
its mine
one down
Tail
Heal
Just go to what's tail, he can't hit you then
Nice, headshot
What is this? Go to what's tail, run
He can't hit you then, nice
Headshot
That's it
Small
Oh! I'm going for Saga, you keep attacking, you keep attacking
I'm in the ground, it's fine.
Massive damage.
Stay to what's the speck, you casual.
What?
We got this.
Fire. Massive damage now.
Fuck game.
Fuck game, fuck game. I'm not there, I'm not there.
What?
Fire, go to the cell!
Go to the cell, they can't kill you there!
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
Fire. What about Stale, you can't hit him.
of
the
where's the key is it bugged maybe we need to check behind the thing it's
Spawn now for sure 100% right?
Spawn here?
Nope, come come
Yeah I'm not getting scared
This guy has a key or?
14,000 wounds
for that
wait what did Sally say? Sally said that we can get the hint or something. How does
this hint shit work? I need to know it now before I fucking lose my mind. I am not joking.
I am not Joe King.
Okay, I'm about to cry.
I am not Joe King.
Sally, are you here?
You can buy it from Kale, the guy you...
Kale!
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
We get a wet blade?
That's what we get for killing a legendary dragon?
No, no, no, no, wait, wait a second.
What does that mean?
What does that mean, Sally?
He did he dropped a bell barring right he dropped a bell barring right he dropped a bell barring right did he?
Better have dropped a fucking dial barring
Who called who I can call who kale drop the items so we can find the key. Oh my god
Kale who's kale?
Kale dropped the items so we can buy a key
Silly what is it called?
I have church of Ellie is that one?
Merchant Kale, I'm going to him right now, I'm gonna go talk to him, I'm gonna go say
hello to him.
Please sir.
Nope, I'm loading screen.
Alright, Merchant Kale where's he at?
He left.
He left?
Where did he move to?
I don't think you can buy it.
He's back, he's here, he's here.
He's here.
but he's like DC or what I can't speak to him
he's dressed as Santa Claus just trolling us or what should I do
you see this?
K-Tool is an item that we need
where is he?
NO NO!
what you mean no?
do not kill him
go back
don't kill him at all costs
please
you said he had an item that we need. Which one is it? He left again. Yes. Okay.
He's a good old man. He's back here. That guy? I can't speak to him. Where are you at?
Come here. Church of Ellie. Where am I? Come on. No. Can you speak to him?
I'm stupid.
Come here.
Where are you?
Why are you in the water?
Why would he have the item?
Here, look.
It's on your screen.
Yeah, right there.
You see?
Please tell me he gives you some random item.
I can't speak to him.
Why doesn't work
Rest of the grace rest of the grace I already did that didn't work
Wait, did we kill him yesterday? No, I told him this morning Sally
Why would he what the item has to be in the bell bearing no Sally, please Google it or something judge. I don't know
Oh, there's no way to kill him, you're good, like it's easy.
I have the bell bearing, guys.
What is the item you've been caught that we're looking for, Sally?
Maybe I already have it.
I got it, Kale's bell bearing, got it, picked it up.
He sold it to me.
I don't think that's what you want, though.
No, you don't want that Kale's bell bearing?
Listen to me, it's not an item.
you can speak to him and he gives you a hint why would it be that guy why would
it be that guy offer bell bearing nothing to offer what
to speak to him and then he gives you a hint. He's dead.
Why did you kill him?
He is the default NPC.
Is that you now? Is that you now?
Find the notepad with the location on your computer.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Why can't Sally just give us the hint that he would have said?
In mod settings you can disable the need to have the key to get to boss.
Can we read the TXT of the clue?
How do we do that without the key?
Sally, does it reset our shit or no?
If we do that.
Sally, we need help.
We need some solution.
Wait, so just to clarify, the key is an item somewhere on the map on the ground or what?
You can reset NPCs at the church with the turtle.
Now I was muted. Did you say I'm muted?
Yeah, you were muted this whole time. You okay?
FAS?
Welcome back.
How?
No way.
How can we respawn in church?
Where's the turtledabro?
I don't want to cry.
Where's the turtledabro?
Yo, where are the out-and-ring lords?
Go to the church about and kiss the turtledabro.
of crime. Wait, don't go turtle. Yo, where are the Elden Ring lords?
Go to the church of WoW and kiss the girl.
The church of WoW? Where is the church of WoW?
Aren't you guys Elden Lords? Yes, we are. In combat we're Elden Lords.
At finding keys we're f**king... do like.
You can't respawn NPCs, they say. Sally, they say we can't respawn NPCs.
There's a notepad with position of all items.
I didn't realize Elden Ring was Dora the Explorer. Not gonna lie. Here we are.
Do we open up the notepad?
What would it even say?
okay I talked to the NPCs give me the hint red wait you're on the same seat yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god
it may be saved if Sally can talk to the NPC for us he's on the same like he
can use our siege. yeah that's so fucking clever we have three seats
want to fight the boss real quick bro while we wait for Sally like that we need
some levels
Because I'm not fighting no more dragons
That's the storm has checked we have like nothing explored to the right of
Don't even need to go to the castle. What the fuck does that mean apparently the castles optional what?
So where do we go?
if it's optional we go to Radahan in in Kalid
Radahan?
yeah where did you go?
I went to Kalid what are you sure?
I'm gonna go get the map and then we're gonna go kill right ahead
deal
So what is the next main bus chair?
right I think they're speaking
Right and riker
Right out
Yeah
Wait
We're Dan right now
Are we strong enough? Yeah, I think so
I think so too. I feel kind of strong. I feel like the dragon was just busted by the way
Yeah, the problem is imagine if there's a fucking millennia waiting inside there with fucking there's a millennia somewhere
No matter what as long as it's not the last boss. I'm chilling because I'm guessing the last boss is the most used offsets
I'm behind you, bro.
She's gonna get one shot, no.
Bro, it could be in Redance's fucking corner, just some bum ass boss that we one shot, bro.
You know what I mean?
That's exactly what it would be.
So, where's Red Hand?
You said you want to get the map.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
I see.
I don't know where this it's oh he's in he's in
It's downstairs is it soothed we have to go down. Oh, yeah, it is it is it is
How do we get there though for me you just go south
Are you sure we can access it exercise what oh
Oh wait, yeah, we can't.
That's Rhett hand's castle right there, no?
Wait a second for me, please.
I see you.
Oh, it's that one over there.
No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not.
It's that one over there.
yeah this way this way this way you want to do the gulak you want to do the
gulak fuck the door Pedro where where where where where where where where where
where we won't drop this guy by the way this is crazy how we are in this area
let's go we were in new barrier right now whoever is one popped show yourself
Hellfowl demon
Right here look right here right here your day has
Bethelmage Boris
Not him. Oh my god already not loophole
Knocked him
Locked boy
Sorry, one spam, I want spam
Oh my god, we did it at the same time, I just got chills
Yeah, I know
Are you good?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good
Got it, got it, got it
That's fine, that's 10
all right we got it ladies and gentlemen we got it
battlemage for this first time don't feel embarrassed battlemage for
just your second year yes battlemage bar should not feel embarrassed you know
that's he's not the first to get first time like this yeah is this where we
get the fucking tears from shit like this that's actually magic how crazy
wouldn't that be crazy
No, we prefer the sacred here. Oh, because we don't need the key. Thanks. Low key
How the fuck do we get down? I don't know loading screen
Still loading screen
You're gonna be at Red Hand Battle before I get out of this looting stream, but I'm no joke.
Huh, no. Wait, it's... How do we get over?
It is that one though, right? The Red Hand's castle is that one? On the west?
I think so, yeah. It's full southwest.
Ah, how do we get over this? Well, you jump, watch.
Oh, baby!
Yeah? You like that?
He's just had been done.
damn let's get it let's go we need some graces though look we have no graces
is this red main castle it must be I see a grace
or is it that one over there next post over there
great I wanted to go toilet for the past hour
I'm not joking don't get that radio sacred tia
good coms good coms good coms good coms
that's actually nice at the history
all right so
No this is not Redhands castle I'm sure of it but it's not this one it's more south
you know like full yeah so it's at the bottom of the map like right at the bottom wait chest
I have to get it
I'm telling you buddy
But there's got to be a boss in this castle right?
Oh no
Oh no!
Nooooo!
Nine!
Should we go into the castle?
Got it
I'm coming towards you now yes
Death Knight Long Haft X
Boss?
Oh a weapon
Weapon
That's a massive weapon with really
How do you open a good cop yes
I don't know whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know where you are though, over here,
over here.
What kind of scumbot is it?
What does Sally say?
Good news?
I know where the key is.
Bad news is in the snowy area!
Sally you said it's close by to what?
How is that even possible we're getting trolled by where we're getting trolled
Oh no we need to go this way but there's something in the way there's
something in the way here watch out it might get you from the freight
Yeah
Can we kill that damage check
Wait, we killed it wait what?
Yes
Plus 3000 runs I'll try to find a grace for you
It's not looking good. Someone's missing from 5! Someone's missing from 3!
Looking awesome.
Wait, you only got 3000 runes?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Why do I have...
What?
Why yes, why why? Why why? Why what? Why what? Why why? Why?
right at 30 K down here down here church church you're 30 K yeah you have to
always spend it on wait you didn't kill it it's respawned bro it's on the side
because it's not a boss but we did kill it but it's covering the entrance you need
to get me a scene it's getting a grace now
are you low HP I can't
But Sally, was the default setting to have the items all across the map splattered like
there's no shot or what if we actually get looked?
Other situations where we actually can't go in if we have an item?
Or is there always a way around it?
Cajal, how did you pick up your runes before?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
You need to find a grace, by the way.
I'm going to spawn him.
trolling
I may be trolling myself right now, I need the sight
oh no why is he here? is there anything in the castle by the way, is there anything worth going into castle for?
Why are we even going in that castle by the way?
NOOOOO!
Bro, I'm not going back to that castle.
Just drop the runes, drop the runes, it's worth it.
The time for rune investment is not there, brother.
It's not there.
I have 15k runes, I have to be careful.
15k runes is nothing, it's nothing.
Okay, dude.
Fast. It's level, no?
I'll pick it up real quick. Like mine are close, mine are close.
But let's go together again, let's go together somewhere.
Yeah, come sooth. I know where I'm going now.
I found the track, there's a dragon over here somewhere.
You actually know, you actually know?
Yep.
There's a grace here somewhere.
Yeah, okay.
No, I swear there's a gray- you can do your thing, I can get a grace for you.
I'm pretty sure there's a gray here somewhere.
It's like right here, isn't it?
What?
15k runs a lot.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I got a Grace for you Dorian.
oh my god i love you
i tried to pick up my wings
did i just said you died?
what the fuck
let's see maybe i can kill this one
maybe you're right
maybe i just want to kill everything
oh my god
What?
No.
No!
BAAAAH!
STOP!
Okay.
That castle's curious by the way.
I'm coming.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
I found where we're going. I found where we're going. Like I know where we're going now. I found
red-handed's castle
then you see your way I don't fucking step
you hold up we got a boss here we got a boss here
I'm in the church yeah you may need I'm coming in a second was an item in the
church area
I couldn't find it I couldn't find it well I'm coming on coming to you right now
boss boss boss don't I saw this boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss
two let's kill him he's looking at me let's go I pick up the map and then we
Oh my god, it's Chinima.
Made the heal here.
Look at this guy.
look at this guy, look at this timing
and...
we need to get him off the horse
nice casualty
yeah
the left one is... oh no
oh no
okay, don't attack the truck next to him
what? it's horse regent
double hit that was good by the way
fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up
watch out, he's gonna do A.O.E
now A.O.E. works
once he can do that
oh so that's what he did last time
did you last time again?
no I can't, that was the IP there
that was the IP play, that's how he dodged the IP
I don't like how close he is getting to this trader, this trader could sell us some big
loot.
Yeah.
You mean?
Oh.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
No worse, no worse, no worse, no worse.
Nice, finish him, finish him.
Oh.
And shoot him.
hahaha and she's done
he's done right? he's done?
she's done! for sure again! give us fucking runes baby and a good ass item!
for sure again how many items? flask upgrade anything?
erinas! wait that's a quest for fucking underground isn't it?
Come on!
Stone Sword key for 4k, kinda bad.
Smoothing Sword 3, Smoothing Sword 4, Queen Ling's Great Sword.
Is that good?
Are we gonna do the ting, you know?
Two fingers prayer for...
Spawn's Crafted.
Is it time for...
I feel like we can soon upgrade our weapons, no?
Wait, come back, come back.
Yeah.
We kill him, what?
He finished you.
Wait, if you pass to him you can just click receive bell bearing. I got it from him for free.
Oh!
Okay, why the fuck... why did you kill the crosscat? That's not bad.
Come on, another easy boss on the way maybe?
Wait, are we correct here? I think this is wrong.
No, he's just correct.
No! Look at the map, I know where we have to go. Pedro, come back.
this way
someone's over there casting spells this way wait the charge at the top did we get that or no
but i don't know there was nothing in it
ah it's a dragon one okay okay wait we have a tree branch over there could be massive item
come on ah here's the castle i'm gonna crash out
I
Damn massive weapon, please I'm gonna crash out
Fucking to heal. Oh no
Yeah, we need to find the grace now. Yeah, it's this way this way
What
of the grace nice the chest up the fucking room there no up the tower
really maybe we should get that yeah I think so
I
Don't check I don't check going up the ladder hold up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah almost to the top
I saw a wolf
How much we need how many 9k
Dungeons of war of items bro.
Opening the chest and we got A.
I'm gonna fucking end it.
In game.
Useless.
Spitting stone one.
Let's fuck up Radan, let's fuck up Radan, Radan, Radan, let's go.
you ready? yeah this is gonna be light work I'll wait for you downstairs you can
also teleport to the thing
the teleporter is off
because randomized it means that there's no weapon that shoots at us here
We need to activate the festival for right ahead to spawn right?
Oh
We should activate yeah, I think
Why are they kind of tanking we're going in right we're going in the doors locked someone on the door now
you're trolling someone locked the door someone locked the door no no no no wait
through the right no I remember something I think we can sneak in
somehow yep on it yeah I found it yeah all good all good fun it oh my god
Yes
What
Oh no
Do we need to go up there?
Really?
Oh
We attack the castle.
So that item is going to be ass right?
It's coming.
Wait, they don't have any heals left.
Bro, why is this guy's...
Hell, bros.
Why?
Oh, that was a close one.
Why?
I think it's good.
Rap main, asshole.
Lump of flesh.
Nice damage.
We need to find the graze.
That's 100
Yeah
Oh, did he just...
Niiiice!
What?
Looks clear
Good come, so...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what is that?
What?
I'm on HP, fuck that room
that room is cooked that room is absolutely cooked
Grace please Grace Grace Grace Grace
are you following me? I'm on one HP
I'm finding a Grace I'm finding a Grace I'm finding a Grace
I'm on one HP and I can't heal
item bro do you find the grace yield one HP no potion trying yeah that's rooms
kind of scary there are no way there are no ways there are no ways there are
grace in the room
I'm getting tensed. I'm getting hard camped here.
Finding a grace. Wait, I have it.
Are you good?
Yeah.
I found a boss door. Is there grace in front?
I found
Got him cage we got the grace holy place go wait, why can't I teleport?
You can now because enemies a chamber outside the plus all right coming in
Yeah, coming in hot coming in hot quick toilet break before the boss room. All right quick toilet break before the boss room before I
on me what do I level what make sure you do just a level as you can just rest of
the grace nine you want to stand in front of the door bro because then it's
like oh they're gonna enter all right I go afk real quick you're gonna have to
real quick yeah yeah yeah yeah all right six seconds please be millennia
Let's get Malinia out of the way.
All right, 60 seconds.
Starting.
It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
You said 60 seconds?
Yeah, 60 seconds in the UK is different for people's time zones.
You look like Zer today.
Do I?
I'm not gonna lie, this hair, having short hair and being bald has ruined me.
I don't like the Grinch.
How many vests does one have?
Sixty eight?
How many do I have?
Wait, hold up.
La la la.
La la la.
La la la.
Did they aggro him?
Did they aggro him?
They didn't aggro him?
What?
Did I rest too quickly?
Oh no, please don't hit me.
Oh no! Please don't hit me!
That's another death for Mr. Mark Zimmerman!
Oh no!
Add it to the mods.
I have 71 deaths, but one has 69 now, that's not bad.
Where is this guy?
I could add another one, but I don't know how many runes did he have.
I feel like I could do it again, but I don't know how many runes he had.
How many runes did he have?
Oh, he's back!
You're welcome.
uh why did i die again did i die no you didn't die you already died before you left
i wasn't on front of the dog no casual i have some food bro i i bro i was dying bro i'm
not gonna lie all right let's go let's go you have some oh did you cook that they're
oh damn okay yes of course of course of course of course my man all right all right all right
I get your runes and let's let's let's fucking let's try or what
Yo, can we redo the call to the fix the sink the video is lagging
Okay
Say something test test test test. Oh, yeah fixed it. No way. How did you fix it? Stop and start virtual cam rejoin the call
What the fuck
I did what you said I did what you said yeah, but those two me's for a second. That was gonna be the worst
All right, wait, are you ready, bro? I'm Freddie. I'm Freddie get your runes here
Thank you, plus you go first you go first no spot or so
So, but we first time is one
Yeah first time casual here we go. Okay?
Let's go
Crucible miss begotten all he's done he's done he's done
I think we actually want this looks low e-load by the way
Yes, we're dragon slayers, but we're dragon slayers. Look at this fucking guy, bro
It is the easiest boss in the game
Yo, bro, I swear bro
Sometimes we got hella unlucky with the ones that we have done.
Like, fucking, our first boss was absolutely crazy.
Me, Drago's, was absolutely crazy.
Sit down!
Fast-track it!
We need both items.
We need a good item.
Smithing stone and and and!
Ooh!
16k!
Could be worse, could be better.
Alright.
Come spend them, spend them, spend them.
So, how do we unlock...
That wasn't the main boss though, that's the thing.
I'm just a vigour, I'm a vigour Andy at the moment.
Now we need to go up here.
Wait, we can't fight Radahan yet.
Because no one's here.
We need to start the festival somehow.
How?
Wait, this homie, we need to speak to this homie right here.
Oh, tarnished.
Ooh.
When the stars align, the festival will be declared.
They're saying we have to go to Altos, bro. We have to go to Altos.
Who's that?
I think it's a place. I think it's a place.
How do we get to Altos the fastest way?
fast grace reach altos platoon fast grace how do we do that fast right now
I'm down to go to altos right now I went really far north before how far north
are we talking here the same medallions there's no shot those are randomized
no go to ruins at the end of Leonia to reach altos whoa whoa write that down
I'm gonna wait, he said something.
Go to the Ravine Grace, you see it, top of the map?
Oh my shit, it's glitched.
Which one, which one?
Ravine.
Are you sure, Shah?
Yeah.
So, now we need to go up and...
How do we go up, Chad? Can we go to the cave?
to go through here yeah the same cave okay come here come here this is where I
found the dagger what what what what what is it called what has here some yeah
the black dagger yeah check yo now bro I fucking love this game bro how's
What's Alan Ring's favorite game of all time?
I don't know man, I feel like Halo 3, Wild and League are all in the God category, I don't
know.
For me.
Kingdom Hearts 2 also up there.
Wow, those are interesting games.
None of these were on my list.
None of these.
I have like glasses, GTA, Minecraft.
You never played don't make right. I'll ring no
Play the space champs one
No, what do you play space for any games Pokemon stadium any games?
No, what a fuck are you buddy over here, I played a lot of Pokemon, though. I love Pokemon
Played Emerald I played
Oh, Jojo wants
Not you know
I'm out of there, I'm out of there.
I died and I have to walk up the stairs again.
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you here.
Thank you bro.
Are you in front of your boss?
No, I'm- I'm- I'm- I went through the room up in elevator.
Okay.
I'll hurry up, I'll hurry up.
Maybe I can just get a grace up here, should I sniff?
Yeah.
Where am I runes at baby?
Where am I runes at baby?
I'm really fed right now we're about to be fed right now no oh no what because you took
the elevator I have to call for it and there's a bunch of fucking mobs oh no I may be fine
I may be fine.
Just run around, just try to use this as a fucking range of things.
No!
Bang ring around the rosy?
What the fuck is the animator?!
NOOOOO!
It don't come on top!
Don't!
NOOOOO!
There's mobs to the top, watch out.
I'm about to lose my mind and guess what the hell away does at the bottom?
Did you find Gracie all right? There's no no where I died
I'm dead. I'm going up these fucking peace ladders again
That's a joke, buddy at least we should give it up
Please don't trigger the dog don't aggro the dog as we're cooked
The dog
What's the dog doing?
It fell with your bummer, where so he's dead as well, I hope so.
No he respawns, mobs respawns, rookie mistake.
Yeah, but if we're not dead at the same time, one of them keeps them alive, dead, you know
what I mean?
Thanks.
Item?
Oh!
Wakatsisha!
That's what you were talking about.
Yep.
I
Elevator
Just watch out for the dog
What the fuck it's
I can't kill that thing, it's impossible
Enemies up here, don't take marines
Oh, God, you can stitch her.
That's not a bad weapon, I think.
That weapon is aura.
What the?
Alright, cinema.
Ruins to ruin principle.
Look up.
Do not love this game.
The fact that you can go anywhere here, like, oh my God, bro.
RADAN SPIRIT!
RADAN SPIRIT!
WHERE?!
No, yeah, pick it up, pick it up, it's a massive icon bro.
On the left.
Not sure if I've used that one before though.
I want RADAN's great sword.
That's my fucking main.
It's not a weapon catcher, it's a throwbook. Come.
There's a statue of Marika here.
Does that mean that there's a boss?
Uh...
I don't know.
I'm wait I need to rest in the grace by the way I'm on poison wait for me wait for me
don't go up don't go up wait why don't you rest off your poison burn get that shit off
I don't have poison wait you yeah you do it's a glitch it's a glitch
Oh I remember this area. Lock them up.
Wait, can't we get like full lock?
There's like a crazy fucking mop on the way.
Let's open up.
Only slot grapes on.
That's a weapon. Is it a good one?
Do we go down here for item?
I mean I think I must shoot.
What are you doing?
How am I heavy, how am I heavy, how am I heavy, how am I heavy, how am I heavy
I'm going down, I'm checking
What's down there?
Maybe I'm about to find him
What the fuck?
Eat shit dog, eat shit
What's down there?
I'll chat, I'll tell you in a second
Nothing!
Really? Get scammed.
What the...
That's crazy. Items on the way that I have to pick up, let me know.
There's a hidden wall, no shot shot.
Oh, you see that?
I've played these games before.
Oh, now there's no annoying seeding fucking hot...
Ooh, don't these...
They're hell of fucking rooms.
How much?
1k for that!
Smitting stone 4?
That's good, if you need that.
What the fuck are you fighting?
Up up up the hill
Did you pick up the smithing stone
Run what the fuck run
There's a guy with an arrow behind you he's charging the arrow
I
It's a crossbow K drill. Yeah, I didn't say which weapon it was. I said arrow. Ah, got it
What are you doing water
Good place, good place, good place, good place, good place, up you go, you know where that's
from?
Minecraft?
Why is there a massive fucking goat?
What the fuck, let's go!
What the fuck?
Thunder electric goat?
I've never seen that in my life.
So cool.
It's the ass on the right as well.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do we take elevator?
Come, come, come.
Requesting backup, requesting backup.
What the?
Wait, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind.
Use this.
You just wanna eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Thank you.
Let's go.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Grace and state of Marica.
Make sure you rest, heal up, get your potions, level up, spend your tokens.
I'm level 46, I don't know about you.
I don't know what to level.
I kinda want to check on that.
Oh, nine.
I'm gonna level some endurance,
because I wanna wear armor.
I got heavy loads right now.
Why, oh no.
Oh no.
Wait, it's a piece one, y'all.
Listen to me, this can break the run.
Why? Because we need to get through here
to get to Eytosclot 2,
else we have no other way to unlock Adan,
boss that we need to kill if this is an unkillable boss like I don't know fucking
uh what is she called the guy who fucking healed bro man and
GG.
If it's Melana, then GG.
3, 2, 1.
Not millennia.
Not millennia.
Not millennia.
I don't see it.
Bosswalk.
Bosswalk.
What's that music?
Oh, no!
What is that music?
Probably not.
Isn't it that millennia music?
no way by the way there's no way there's just magma we're we're not a
is that easy we're not as easy
only
nice I'm beating the shit out of her don't worry wait there's a no no there's
face to though she goes to face to wait there's a face to wait on a don't get
too corky yet yeah I think now there is a face to you see this
Oh.
WHAAAAAT?!
Kill her, kill her.
Wait, do I get the runes if you can?
Jet.
Do I get the runes if he kills?
I better get the fucking runes.
ME!
ME!
SHOLO BOTO!
I better get the fucking runes.
And item.
I need that.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Plus 24k, you got it?
Yeah, occasional easy close.
Yo.
Wasn't that the fucking millennia music? Or am I tweaking?
That wasn't any music, but the music doesn't match the fight, you know?
Ne, we changed the setting cage, or the music shouldn't now keep like, be matching.
I thought we were cooked.
I thought we were cooked.
Not really, that was kind of fucking easy.
Yo, you gonna respawn or what?
Loading through.
It's only for ambience, okay, okay, so the boss music is randomized, Kajal I thought
of what's J.G bro, imagine that was fuckin' Melania in here, we had the Melania music
we're on a fuckin' 50 different boss songs, holy shit.
I knew it, I knew it, no matter who came through that door.
It gets Melania!
Yeah, easy.
Are you fuckin' crazy?
Melania's easy to trust me.
I hope you realize, check.
You know what's harder Melania?
The dragon, no joke.
Wait, my runes.
There's a fucking setting in the randomizer chat if you didn't know there's a setting in the right way
I do get all of the rooms right there's a setting in the randomizer 28k nice. There's a setting in the randomizer which says
millennia healing off there's a setting
Especially like specifically for millennia bro because she breaks runs and we didn't press it by the way we didn't press it
We did not press it
Wait, one seat, one seat.
Whoa, wait, I better...
Come up to the grace, I bought a grace, just TP.
Just TP to the grace.
Wait.
I got it.
I got it, but we need one more.
Coming.
Wait, you graced it?
Yeah, I graced it.
Now we did the festival, it's time for a right of hand.
Oh no.
where we actually we're actually here right also so like to act best like
village just like that yep now it's time for right I go or do we want to check
force we have to talk to you now we talked to Melina
I think she's not to waste your time I'm not gonna lie
wait there's a chest somewhere here remember
W Melina all right let's go it's time to TPP to red main is it red main castle
plaza it is right yes come right name castle plaza come okay wait the
festival didn't start you just literally live chatter what oh no I did it
champions welcome oh my god wait let me talk about the festival is a night
general oh my yeah let's get with them or let him let me up you know then
So we're done is cursed ever to wander
His with salam gone
Now he gathers the corpses a foreign friend the phones alike
Gorgina like a dog
It's not broken, Kato.
Really?
It took me like five hours, yes.
Because I was under level.
Howling in the sky.
Right.
A celebration of war.
I mean, with you with this, I always wonder.
No.
No.
Ride that hand, festival.
There it is.
Do you see it or not?
Is this it?
This is the run killer.
Because the boss that we fought before in the gates, Bay Stats were low.
This Bay Stats, if this is Melania, it's fucked.
If this is Bale, it's fucked.
If this is Morguh, it's fucked.
so many DLC bosses as well where it's fucked like oh god and it's two phases
right and I think the boss changes between the phases casual so it could be
in a millennia into a bail I am not joking
yo imagine console grandad like a fight and open the final boss okay imagine
where just teleports around around GG
what that the battlefield is waiting for us let's go press the button
this is where I can end where's just a boss that maybe I'm beautiful
Okay, come on.
Are you ready?
Three.
You ready?
Two.
Two.
One.
One.
Come on.
Godfrey?
What is that?
Wait, that's not Godfrey.
Wait, Stascauch Godfrey?
Wait, what does that mean?
I don't know.
Is that good or bad?
I don't know.
Pick up the items that are randomized.
I see him.
Where is he?
Stascauch Godfrey, that sounds easy.
I see him. He's right here.
Hold on, it's time.
Wait, it's Jubil, it's Jubil, it's Jubil!
One of the final bosses.
Damage check?
Not bad wait
No stop him got him in star 2 in stabby attack
I'm gonna take aggro now.
I have aggro.
Out, out.
Um.
Fuck, I can only do small attacks.
Knocked him.
Nice.
now to fuck I can only do small attacks
on me on you I got it it's gonna switch up to me now
Oh fuck
He's kiting me
AH MAN
Oh, no
You could come your life
Yo, bro, I had an aggro for like the moment in it. Yeah, you're kiting me
Wait, oh no
Yeah, this boss has a second phase or
That's what I'm saying, bro, but the second phase is randomizer
Yeah, I think it can I think it switches to another boss. What happens if we get millennia in phase two stop and then she goes into three
No, no millennia only I think you only get one phase of the millennia
But imagine casual at half a tree it switches to second place imagine you get millennia on second place
I think she can heal up to full again
AKA
Yo, let's let's just hope it's something in your second place. Three two one. Let's go
We could summon pot friend looking alike wait the same no second face
What the fuck just happened?
No, no, you can't don't summon
I'm not there yet, but I am delayed I'm delayed delayed delayed don't fight
Oh, he has fucking low on him.
I think the boss does suit the battlefield, not gonna lie.
Mm-hmm.
Let's get him to go.
Lock in Kedr, this is around.
So doable. We need perfect orders.
What?
It's okay.
What?!
I got a girl.
I got a girl.
Healing?
I'm taking aggro.
Okay, I've realized don't dodge backwards
Taking a girl
Stepping
Don't our two masks attack
What still have a ghost if I grow here
me now in a second hopefully yeah i got me
how
ah i swapped
i kicked a swap on it
What's that?
Not this, this y'all! What's that?
Oh my god.
Come back, come back.
I got him!
Nice!
You want to speak that shit?
No more potions.
What is that?
I don't know.
Is he buffed or what?
What the fuck is that?
Is he buffed?
What is that?
Rimshield.
Jump his stumps.
Okay, we have to jump that.
Where are they?
Okay, okay, okay.
When he slams the floor, even with the lava ones, jump that shit.
Okay?
We need to jump that shit apparently.
Copy you.
Copy you.
Okay, good comps.
Yeah.
Oh god.
I'm going to go in and I'm going to wait for you.
Yep, still on loading screen.
You can't jump dodge the lava one.
Oh no, when I say this, listen to me.
Stick on his feet. Stick on his feet.
Stick on his feet.
Roll sideways around him like a clock.
Okay.
Don't roll backwards.
I can't jump the lava one.
Yeah.
You think you have to run out of that, right? I remember.
Just roll into him, okay?
Roll into him.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Pedro, this is the run.
No need to waste now on this. We can beat so many.
We can finish the game in the next two hours.
I'm not joking. If we beat him right now, looking for it.
Fuck the runes, by the way, we're going to be rich after this.
Let's go.
Let me tank. I'll show you how to dodge. Look, see that?
This is actually the hardest dual boss in the game, who's just cleaning us.
What?!
How is that on me?!
Got that, girl.
Okay, never have I attack and never have the effect
Wait, oh my god, I'm getting fucking body doubts here, bro
You'll hear always just one like never happy
But you that too yes actual hard boss by the way actual hard boss the
floor's lava how do we dodge that guys just run out of that okay right next
to him how the fuck am I gonna I think you just have to roll that's saying
they're saying jump but you said not jump right perfectly time to roll maybe
you have a horse wait we do have a horse Kajal in this boss fight usually
there is no horse no no trolling Kajal wait look at me look at me when he
That's the fucking Claw's lava thing.
We just do this.
We're in the air for like a whole second.
No?
So you're gonna do the whole fight on a horse.
I don't know about that.
We do need to roll.
It's a tax.
But that we can just double jump.
It's good though, it's good.
Listen, we're two horse cavalrys.
We go in one by one,
side flanks and do all those, okay?
Ready?
Watch me, ready?
Let's try it, let's try it.
Ready?
Boom, first auto.
See that?
Now your turn.
And boom!
Now keep right passing, my turn.
I missed. Going in, follow up. Got him.
You're a horse, not a player.
Six in front, six in front, trust me. Going in for the auto.
Get the auto tank, get the auto tank now.
I'll field it. Nice, and now out. Got it.
And now out. And now in again, and now in again.
Now I reset that, bro. And boom!
Nice, and now out. Got it.
And now in again. And now I'm out.
Going in, going in. Not dead.
Didn't hit, going in. And got it.
Nice, and now my turn. Boom.
Going in, going in, and... got him!
Now out, out, out of it, out of it.
We'll let him wait till he's toasting to walk animation. Got another one.
Try and get him in walk animation. Now there you go, now...
Now there you go, now it's about it to you!
Boom! Oh!
Fuck! Remount, remount then, remount!
We're going in.
I'm not going to damage though, I'm not going to life.
It's about the damage. It's about the strategy.
I can't hit him!
Yes you can, just focus up, look me.
Problem, problem, problem, problem.
This horse is pissing me off, Daniel.
Oh no.
you die?
yo bro fuck the horse casual we do no damage bro like on a horse just like we trust our
fuck the horse
we don't do the horse then that's okay
yeah yeah yeah
now then you need to dodge the lava dodge the lava
dodge the lava
yeah of course of course
Celas, Celas, Celas!
Celas!
Bro, this loading screen is longer than the boss fight, not gonna lie.
Wait, can you hear me, Cajunal?
Yeah, I can hear you. Hello?
The lava is undodgeable, don't bother.
Nope, that's a lie, because this is a no-hit run.
No, it's not. You can do a no-hit run though, right?
So, how do they not get here?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Just dodge.
Cajunal dodge, just dodge.
Come on, just dodge.
We had him down low, just dodge.
We had him at second fence, just dodge.
This is the run, just touch. Come on, just touch.
Okay, just touch. Let's go. Let's just touch.
Go. Just touch. Here we go.
Killing!
Come on. I missed explosion.
Why did you just go in to drink?
Ah man, we have to jump that. Okay, go.
Jump that.
You have to heal.
High-faggot.
Yep.
come on yeah I'm there yeah I'm taking a girl nice you're low nice I'm low I said
nice you're right girl nice to damage just a single attack not a heavy one
He's on you.
Are you hitting?
He's on me?
I fucked up!
This is really playable if you just don't take any more damage.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
On you.
You have to jump at it.
Why am I rolling if I say I have to jump at it?
Oh my god.
Stabbing him in the back.
Come on.
Watch out.
Nice dodge though.
What?
Hey!
What? He has a final hit?
No lava though, it's on cooldown!
I have it.
Okay, let's check this out.
Check this out.
Let's go! Let's go again! Here we go!
Yep, yep, yep.
Bro, his lava was 50 meters away from me and it still did damage to me.
I
Think he's doing it casual in like a laser beam like a lax old. You know what I mean it was ridiculous
But the cage are you listening? It's like a lax old. It's like wide. I think it's notice
It's not a circle that he's doing with it. Like I think right?
We just have to go to the sides
I was behind him bro. I
Was behind me. I'm the lover. It's a lax old behind them in the front of him. You know what I mean?
77 deaths your 77 deaths really yeah wait I've said some deaths as well yes
okay come on now come on now come on wait a minute
Ah, this one. Okay, do this one.
Let's go. Okay, dude. Focus on dodging. We got this. Just dodge.
Come on, do your jump. Hoppy. No jump? Come on, you're going.
That spell is too broken. I'm sorry.
I'm so delayed bro!
Big damage from you?
So, so much more.
Nice.
No.
I need to heal.
I need to heal!
Yeah, heal.
I go that group.
Nice.
No, I need to heal.
I need to heal!
Yeah, heal, I'll go that way.
Nice, I got it, I got it.
I can't see because of my friend.
I'll leave those.
You just have to roll it perfectly, Cajal, it's not that hard.
Oh my god, Cajal, I'm so bad.
Wait, I'm trying to get my special pull done.
Wait, did you just survive?
Someone's running my controller.
I'm done.
come on
Nice doing well got it big damage here watch yourself Barley. What's this?
I'm switching to Nihon.
FAST!
Live, live, live, live, thank you, thank you, thank you, live.
Heal, heal.
I have no heals though, way to have.
I want it.
Nice.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What is that?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
oh no what is that oh my god how do you touch it
got it you got it
if you win this you're him if you win this fight gift it's gonna win this
fight let's try bro he's a oe me down a oe me down which one did you ask
like how do I dobs that which one which one no I can dodge all of it I can
a little bit. Okay, there we go. Like, it just needs to be perfectly timed rolls, bro.
I swear he's so possible. He's so easily possible. You need to jump so by the way.
Yeah, imagine a worth, I never jumped, imagine a worth the annoying fucking second face of
this guy. Like, we're lucky that it's the first phase, bro. Call me nuts. Right? Like, second
face is so, so annoying. The fucking Lee Sin guy, you know what I mean? Who just fucking
He throws you right there.
The Lee Sin guy.
The black one, Leon.
Oh, the Leon.
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Come on, Kegel.
We have to not be scared here when he goes into face you you need to jump towards him
Into the fire!
In to the fire!
This guy's action of the heart.
You're doing great, you're doing great.
How's your meme?
I got aggro.
I'm down.
The fight's kinda easy solo I think, but I...
I know
Do him right now, you can do him right now
We don't have to waste time
I'll just kill him now and then we can move
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kill him
We've tripped out enough
Let's kill him
You're so hot.
Yo, you're distracting me, man.
Bro, he's such a cool boss.
No, I actually like this boss a lot.
Doesn't mean we have to spend an hour on it, though.
Kajal, this is around.
This is around.
This is around.
Yeah, let's get it over.
How much would you pay to skip any loading times?
I want to smash this head into my controller
My loading screens are triple yours by the way
Yeah, but I'm waiting for you some guy comes in my chat first time. It says yeah
Y'all can't be the God for a UMB in this game brother. Sit down
Sit down and open your eyes
We would complete this game with our feet
Yeah, literally bro. I'll finish it on a dance back tomorrow. Alright, come on.
Let's keep going, Ray. We're going for a real break.
We were just trying to content farm. Come on, let's just get it done now, okay? Let's get it over with.
Yeah, here we go. Let's just beat them now.
I think this is about to pass. I got an Erring, then gave up.
Three-digit deaths is not very believable. They don't think we're kind of losing.
well so you can just plant a few room to make the second
should miss out on this gem of a game though because of one loss
nice, not that K.R.I.E. really can heal
f*** i'm not locked
i'm not locked
yeah, using two pots here to make people not feel bad if they do this once themselves
not bad
gotcha
nice
Wait no, what the fuck?
Niiiice!
Angel, I swear this is the run raw.
Get out and use your heal and wall again.
Yeah, here.
Hi Pagra.
I'm healing. I'm gonna go in and take out my cap with my shell as well.
What? Oh my god! Second phase? We can do a bigger attack I think.
I'm so bad!
He edges it for so long on you.
What?
On us.
On us!
OH YEEEES!
I was in the air.
I was in the air.
What the fuck is this AOA?
Are you seeing this? It's like a lax ult. Did you see that? Please send me a saw that.
Yeah, I saw the lax ult.
Now how are you going to deal with the Balflight E?
Wait, he finished.
Alright, yo, check this out. Second phase gets a lot harder. Why? Because every time he stops, the whole arena stops. Oh, hell no.
This is a hard fight. This is a really hard fight.
Look at his feet on the second phase. Look at his feet.
This is a really hard fight.
No, it's not. Not for us. Look at his feet on the second phase, Gigi. We got it.
When he winds up, jump over, don't dodge. Jump over, don't dodge. You mean the floor is lava?
Floss Lava. I mean we put the both dodges though.
The renat isn't flat. Yeah bro look believe I mean wait wait can we play
levels there?
How long does the second phase last? Until he's dead. Why don't we go horse mode in
phase 2 that's absolutely die up
I don't know actually it makes sense
you just roll it casual just look at his feet when he stomps you roll easy no
okay like we're not made out of sugar here we go let's fuck him up casual
Every time we should make it to phase 2 else we're trolling
Okay, I'm running
Got it you got it
I'm gonna download him
I missed.
I'm going in.
Oh my god!
I'm fucking his asshole.
Forge damage.
You missed the heavy, it's mine.
I died!
AHHHHHHH!
Orna, close right, two seconds, patience, please.
Back, I'm back.
Just go in, watch me, ready? Watch me, I go in, I jump heavy.
Roll out
I really hate you. I fucking stumps are pissing me off
Did he play this game before we are both Elden Lords we are both Elden Lords
I'm telling you right now. Oh that exists. Yeah, that makes sense.
And roll! Nice!
Ah, you gotta roll in one step. You know what I mean?
It doesn't matter how I dodge versus boss because like if I dodge inwards then he just hits you instead
You know you get me
Yeah, I dodge inwards it goes into you. So what we got to do here is a duo. It's a different trap
Trust me right I get aggro you run at him you jump R2
You get aggro you roll backwards. It's the only way
Because he's cleaving us, bro
there's new strats in the two men trust me so wait I go we're gonna play the
tactics here bro we're gonna play the tactics
but you agree if we lock in we beat him look we look we look we look the boss is
here yeah me boom then boom boom boom now it's on me now you now it's on you
jumping out to yeah it increases stagger I think you remember my
strength yeah yeah it comes from a cheddar put on some mama
Okay, whoever gets aggro first, the one does the damage. Okay, watch this, ready?
On you, on you, no panic. Beautiful, beautiful.
Ah, easy, gorgeous, easy, easy.
On me, on me, go for it, go for it, go for it.
He's on you for some reason, I go in, jumping R2, bam!
Yeah. Now backwards, and now me. Now backwards.
And jumping R2.
Yeah, and now on you. Now go backwards. He's on me for some reason.
He's gonna be in the second now.
Yeah, on me, go in, go in, go in.
Oh my god, jumping R2, I go in.
I'm gonna go back, oh Insta switch
See what happens when we're both together, it's a double cleave
Ne, he switched mid, mid, uh, oh
He switched mid there
Wait, I'm gonna try to L2 perfectly timed
Didn't get it
On you, I'm gonna go and jump in R2
Got it
See, switch is like mid combo, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Going, going
Ah
Ahhh
I'm gonna get that grow here, 100%
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go in
Okay, it's on me
It's on me
Heeey!
You got the dodge, by the way
You got the dodge, that's part of the game
Ahhhh
Going in?
Oh!
Nice
I'll fucking his ass
Come on, we got this
Don't miss this effect, don't miss this
I fucked up, I fucked up
I did not
Okay
You got aggro
Easy
I fucked up
I'm fine. I'm fine. We can play this nice
Oh my god
Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss
Missed
This is so good, get him, one second, get him, one second
I didn't get him, I didn't get him, careful, still on you
He keeps following you
Anytime now, anytime now, no, today is good
Today is good, today is a good day
I swear to god, the sun is shining, today is a good time for it, any second now
I got him
Nice
Yeah, here's the switch on me. You can do anything, Gigi. He's on you.
My last heal is fine.
On me.
On me.
Get ready to jump!
Roll dead, I'm lost.
Jump is so fucking delayed!
Look at his feet.
We can win this! Just, just, just, just kill, block, just feed them.
And his axe, I guess.
And his f***ing lava. Okay, great, nice.
It's so delayed!
We just have to remember, Kato.
When the floors lava, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, okay?
Yeah, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
Like, you think he's going to do it? He's going to do it a second after that.
Alright?
But in phase one the strat works but in phase two it doesn't work as well.
And read the tip on the loading screen right now, maybe it helps us, what does it say?
Spirits and you summon some ashes can be made more powerful by a spirit turner.
You'll need to glove work, there were spirits.
Oooh, let's try that out maybe, let's try that out.
Alright, chat, how are we doing? How are we doing? Are we doing good?
We're doing really good I think, like actually.
Is that the strat though? The in and out? I had no heals towards that, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, no, I have an idea
Okay, but let's stick to one idea. It's online. What is that phase one? It's good as
We're playing phase one kite him down the hill
So he's around this area. Look me. He's on this area here. So on the jumping part
On the place we were on the jumping part the terrain doesn't favor us on the bumps
If we're on if we're on uneven ground like this the jumpings harder if we're on flat ground, it's much easier
We should take him down the hill
I'm pulling.
You're not, you're not allowed to move.
Yeah.
Look.
I pulled.
Stop moving down, stop moving down the hill, stop moving down.
I pulled.
You got to go, stop moving down the hill.
That's the graveyard.
I'm back.
Oh.
I'm pulling over.
Oh, it's in!
Stop switching aggro, bro!
Oh, it's in! Stop switching aggro, bro!
It's okay.
Ah, that's good. Nice.
Decent damage.
Nice. Slowly down the hill.
That's very easy if we just like dodge or like he's so easy. He's so predictable, bro
come on now one pixel 300 hours 300 hours played about the ring now 250 of
them probably on the main screen left it open just the bed as well what is
Check this out Kaden. Check this out. Nice. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Checking it. Nice.
Watching.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. I didn't want to do it in a solo. Let's go. I respect that. I respect that. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. But on the second phase we have to watch the streets. You know what I mean? Uh huh. Let's go. Let's go. Reload faster if you can.
I'm trying. I'm trying
Don't make me crash out. Don't make me crash out. Don't make me crash out. Don't make me skip through all of these tutorial fucking recommendations
You have to keep pressing a it helps
Remember if we beat them right now where you don't have any more loading screens
Wait, Kajal, you know what we can do in a minute?
We can upgrade our weapons.
Or at least plus one, I think.
I think we have it.
I think we have enough.
I have zero room, so.
It's like 3K for an upgrade.
I think we have many more rooms.
Let's go, Kajal.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Actually locked in.
Actually locked in.
I swear I just dodged him. We don't need a strike for phase one. Phase two also just dodged him.
This guy is so predictable. He's such a rookie.
This is Peras, so annoying.
We gotta go doon the hill.
Yeah.
Okay nice.
Let's go down now.
Let's go down now.
I don't know, this is about no.
Alright, come here Poppy.
Just put him down, put him down.
Put him all the way down, all the way.
Waiting a minute.
Yep, yep, yep.
Chill, he has so much more.
See if we go further, he like goes crazier.
I don't know, wanna try? Let's go.
Is he gonna keep more fumbling or is he gonna fight us? I don't get it.
Like what is that guy doing?
Alright, let's go.
Let's get around, huh? That's better.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Nice, casual.
This is perfect to run.
Let's go.
Are you going me now?
I'm too early on this pre-fight
Don't die on me
One thing
Last of our two
NOOOOO
I'm on a rage grid
On me now
Knocking
Noo, if only that hit a second
Noo, earlier
Don't miss this one. Don't miss this one.
Healing.
I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. Massive healing.
I need help. I need help.
Oh my god.
Don't do him.
Got him.
This one is easy to dodge with. I'm not gonna lie.
Got aggro?
Take me aggro off you.
Oh my god.
Kagell.
casual we can big out to when he switches to phase 2 now big out to big
out to honestly no why still going face to big out to now it's going face to
now it's gonna go face to see see see the big out to touch that it's one of
Sanger, I'm not joking.
Sanger.
What is it?
Dangerous run.
Watch his feet. Watch his feet.
I've got the potions left.
Watch his feet.
MAAAAANDA!
I went to early kit that was the run I went to early I went to all the lava one I wish I was a way away
Away to the bottom truck truck trolling
You're good me too we we can do that literally these clothes with we can do that remember on the lava one remind me
Just say like it's delayed like remember plus one second. I think the phase two doesn't happen for a while
This doesn't happen for you get below 50 HP no little bit
Huh?
I feel like...
Crit from the front as more damage than the backstab.
It's like 40% HP.
Yeah.
Is that true? Crit from the front as more damage than the backstab?
I've never heard that.
Wait, seriously?
Oh my god, yes it is.
No front?
Is it marginal or...?
Crit from the front is more than the back.
How does that make sense?
The sword goes in the same place.
It's double nine. That's not serious. Okay. Whoever's in the front has to proc it. Yes. Yes. Let's go
Thank you, Chad. Do we learn down again a little bit? Yeah. No, I think it's fucking just fucking just fucking
But not on the hill, please
Like a little bit down the hill and then we keep the fight down
Why doesn't he go faster when we put him there?
We can circle him like a shark.
Are you ready bro?
Kajal, this is the run.
Two seconds close your eyes, reset, three, two, one, let's go!
Good dodge.
Who has that girl?
It's you, okay?
Watch out Pete.
Slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly does the fish go down the stream. Okay, don't forget you have I go you have I go
I miss still on you just keep watching you honey on me now
Just
Sorry
the fish swim slowly on it he doesn't swim quick don't swim quickly just go
slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly I can hear your tweaking
you're smashing that a button your apps you need a tick to do you want to
scroll real quick five-second scroll you want to go fast yeah one case into
play or what no I'm going to Kentucky okay do some scrolls nice
oh my god is that cage I'm hungry now okay Mac please oh my god was a Mac
please if you win this if you win this fight right now I will order your the
for you. A McFist? Oh, I owe you a McFist, yeah. No, it's not a McFist, it's a McFist,
like a champ. The champion? Like the champion in League of Legends. Oh, the champion. Yeah,
McFist instead of that, I don't know. W add. Listen, welcome to life, the terrain doesn't
matter, do you think a speedrunning Elden Lord, no hitrunner would care about the terrain?
The only annoying thing is when we're at the top of the mountain and this biggest put
friend keeps popping up you know what I mean what about the left of the mountain
by the way I got that girl I got that girl think about the fish every time
you're mine just think about the fish and you'll be fine I'm gonna have you out
to keep us angry look at this oh my god now he's on you he's gonna turn around
nice touch and now I told him it's okay you can have me out to him we want to
watch him and have me out to stop what
From the front, from the front, do the thing.
Me, me, me, me.
Kedru, we figured it out.
The person who has aggro, keeps walking away a little bit.
And you have the R2 charge.
Nice.
Now I have the R2 charge.
Keep dodging, I have the R2.
I missed.
Keep running away so he goes slow walk.
Make him slow walk.
I have the R2.
Why is he on me now?
Alright, maybe no.
I have the R2 now?
Oh my god, got it.
Now he's on me, now he's on me.
I'm gonna slow, slowly walk away.
Why not have your two why not have your two because I'm playing fast
Just walk away walk away. I'm telling you K through this time
You need to have your two now
Why not have seven? I
You don't need you can walk in heavy are to I
I walk in heavy R2 keep walking away please. Keep walking away, keep walking, okay drill.
Just walk, walk. I'm walking, I'm walking. Heavy R2, heavy R2, not jump R2.
No but it's so hard, I miss, I miss, I miss, get him in the walk element.
He's on you, he's on you, keep walking away, keep walking away, I'm gonna heavy R2.
I hit it.
Maybe jump R2 is what?
Yeah, looking for the heavy R2.
I see some you know easy though easy though easy though I have a
R2 run away run away please run away I got it
Stop.
Is that you now? I jump out of here.
Wanna stand? I'm not joking.
Do it. Do the thing.
Ah! Too far away. Nice.
Niiiine!
You have some disband technique too.
I can't look because what friend?
only jump out to low-key you do more damage here we do more damage here
jump out to jump out to I'm gonna have one for me oh no
you like you like got it watch his feet now watch his feet now
No. Oh my god. Double. Come on.
It's only me! You got it.
got it
nooo
double heal
nice
I
Greeted
He's so cool. I could have that I could have that I agree to the heat so cool, bro
I have no heel. Oh Loki reminds me of ass. I'm not even joking, bro
He's just so fucking cool bro, cage roll. He's like us literally we could be three men in this run together us three
But no he wants to be a fucking dick doesn't he?
Is this what we look like when we're streaming bro like I swear he looks so fucking cool
Let's go casual the way he walks whack his shoes whack
No, this loading screen whack
Hey, you know you're gonna see no more loading screens after this
I will get you to watch this if you win this.
How did you dodge the lava? How did you dodge the lava there?
Just how? One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
I'm always too early, bro. Is it longer on the second phase? It feels like it's longer.
Like the first phase I dodged it.
You just need to uncomfortably squeeze your cheeks and not press it when you think you should press it and then press it a second later.
Just hold.
But is it different on the second phase?
Hold. It's the same. Just hold.
Just hold, you know what I mean?
Let's go!
That was the best attempt we had so far, so let's win it now, come on.
Careful.
I think jump attack is way better, by the way.
Why do you have agress?
I'll send you, I'm gonna jump attack in.
You can jump attack in.
Nice, I can jump attack in.
I missed, it's still on you, keep dodging, he's running, on me.
You can jump again.
Do it from the front.
I said I do it from the front.
Got it.
I insta-tell you when it's not possible from the front, okay?
And you too, always.
I might have aggro here.
Yeah, you have, I'm gonna go in. Just keep running.
I have.
We're getting too close here nice get it front front me me me me I just shot you when it's
you okay?
Wait wait keep keep running keep running you have to heal keep running keep running keep
running
I haven't
I should have a go
You a faggot, you a faggot? I'm gonna drop a techie and careful
No! Run! Run! No, Kajal!
You you you you you
It's at front, I have, I have!
He's not charging up yet.
Nice special.
Watch his feet now.
I can't see nice to you I have
Hi, how do I grow?
Oh my god, I trolled.
I can't see anything, bro!
I
Need to get him to fucking flat ground by the way, I can't see I can't
Yeah, but there's spikes in my face in my face everywhere spikes did you see them?
Did you see the spikes?
No
I didn't see
Did you not see them when you're looking up?
No
It's so annoying, you're like looking at them and there's spikes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I didn't see it, man
Come on, this is it, this is it
Pedro, let's, you know, if we dodge the lava there
Then Gigi literally then Gigi because he's not gonna do the lava instantly again. Let's go
Come on Kage, this is the battle. Two second reset. Close your eyes while we ride towards him. Close your eyes while we ride towards him.
Oh, put your eyes where you get there. Close your eyes. Let's go. I'm closing my eyes over there.
Come on, perfect touches.
Three, two, one. Let's go!
I'm probably up there for that.
Where's Agro?
Uh, me.
You can jump attack in if you want.
Going in.
Nice.
I went.
Jump attack.
Going in.
Back it up.
Back it up, Terry.
Jump attack in please.
The guy back up.
Don't worry.
Nice.
I'm going in.
Jump attack in.
Boom.
I'm timing for you guys.
You have you.
I'm trying to heal guys.
I'm gonna heal after this.
He's gonna be on me so you can do something.
Careful on you.
I'm gonna drop it again.
I groan.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I groan.
Can you jump again?
You can drop it again.
You can drop it again.
Wait wait wait.
Now.
Missed.
Missed.
Now.
It's gonna switch on to you.
Careful.
I'm gonna jump it again.
I have it.
Now.
I groan.
I back grow, I back grow.
Okay, I'm gonna go and drop a tank, I got it.
Nice, you have, you have, you have!
Heavy on two.
He's gonna be on me in a second, you can drop a tank in, you can drop a tank in, you can drop a tank in!
Going?
We can always pre-fire, like we know when he's gonna tank, you know?
Taking damage here.
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go in.
Yeah, wait, just run, just run!
Time for lava!
Time for lava!
Got it!
You can drop it again.
I'll drop it again. Got it.
That means you have aggro too early, too early.
I'm still aggro, you can drop it again.
I aggro, I aggro him.
Oh my god, we read him like a book!
I have aggro, you can drop it again.
I missed. Relax.
Let me know when.
Back road.
Going in. Jump attacking in.
You can jump attack.
Going.
Careful.
Delay.
Fuck me, yes.
Now watch this feat.
You got it!
Mods, time it. Love on cooldown. Time it.
Bro, I can't see him
Thank you
Drop it should be staggered. No
He's gonna be aggro me you can jump attack I got aggro now
got it! I'm alive. I'm gonna jump in there. What? I have a girl. What the hell? No.
I'm out of pots.
We got this.
We got this.
you got this
NOOOOO
that was unlucky
fast attack Jack
fast attack Jack
unlucky
You know that means nothing stops us from beating him in the next round. Nothing stops you and I let's go
Let's go. You and me you and me my favorite champ. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. This is the one
This is the one fuck we got a high-pitched up after the loading screen
Yes, very close come on that was really close
Yes, bro. Yes, come on G
Here we go. Why not just kill him your mr. YGL no maths, bro
please bro like do we not have moderators let's go boom travel to another
location still on loading screen don't need mods for loading screen
I'll wait wait
I want to beat him so bad I want to get those runes and spend it on some good
fucking levels bro
how many deaths are there on? 88
nice yep you're 88 buddy eyes closed
Yeah
Reset Pedro we know his fucking moveset. We have it in our brains
We just need to execute the fucking plan
I swear I'm so so good at the jump attacks and we can and we read him like a book with the aggro
Like you can you already know when you have to our to like right now. I know he's on you boom. I go in
Now it's gonna be on me. You can jump in you know, he's not on you
Now it's on you I go in
You just have to wait. Now it's on me. You can jump in already.
I'm going now, he's on you. What?
You have to wait. You have to wait for the patience bar.
Try to get it over with. Try to solo it or...
I'll get your mechs first.
I'm not gonna lie, the only reason I didn't want to do that, the only reason I won't do
that is because I don't want to go on this fucking loading screen again, that's the only
reason I was going to keep going.
Haha, nice!
Okay, hey, hey, you're not going to see the loading screen for another fucking hour,
why?
Because we're not going to die in another hour.
Kajal, last time you get to enjoy the loading screen, you don't have to watch the loading
You get to enjoy the loading screen why because you decide when you die. Let's just not die
Come on enjoy the loading screen and then we go fucking in bro. Come on G casual, please
This is the right
On you, I'm not gonna die on you. Let's go. Okay. I believe it
Let's go
You know, I believe it. Vamos you and me
You and uh
You know
Just you and I
Yes sir, yes sir
The wailing dunes, man, what a place
And my heart, heart, heart, heart, skips heavy
Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath
Into the nose
Out to the nose
to the nose
out your mouth no?
come here puppy
I'm ready we know your moves and you're done
you're done your time has come
who's first? who's first? it's me first
me first me first you back it up Terry back it up
he's on you I'm gonna jump in
I think on me
Yup, you can jump attack him now
Now I'm gonna jump attack him
Boom
Now you can jump attack him already! The egg was on me!
SEE?
Oh
Okay, okay
We have to lock his attack
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
YAAAAA!
They're just one of these pictures
I got it, I got it
On me
Oh man, I gotta roll in there
I'm so mad at myself. I'm so mad at myself.
I got him. Come on.
He got to the doorstep.
I'm not gonna need any more heals.
Who's it on? It's on you. Nice knock.
You got him. I have it. Oh my god.
Okay, do the same. Action.
It's gonna switch on to you, like me!
Heading. Switching on you.
Taking aggro now. Got aggro. Okay, wait.
Yeah, I wait for attack. Block at the angle and I wait. Sit on you.
Yep, oh good, I'm dodging. Just don't take damage now, then we win. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Got him?
Yeah, same.
On me?
No, here comes.
Going in now.
You can't turn him.
Get the middle, get the middle.
He's gonna now charge up in a second, not yet.
There he is, I'm gonna do one big R2, we have time, right?
I'm gonna crash out, we did not have time.
Alright, watch his legs, we got this.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna heal, heal, heal.
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I shouldn't have jumped in for the R2.
Ah, here we go.
Fuck!
Fuck me, man. Fucking shitballs. Fucking shitballs.
Do we want to upgrade our weapon one time?
Real fast.
Because we would have already killed them if they were both plus one.
The thing is, we have to go to the round table and I have to go on another loading screen.
I don't know how I feel about that.
But we could have already been at the next boss if we upgraded our weapons.
Like, I swear we would have killed it.
Like, if it was our best run, we would have been there with upgraded.
Let me check my inventory and I can tell you how many runes I can get to increase my weapon skills
I'll tell you the price
Because we have the stones
Yeah, I have 3k runes basically is that enough gold?
Yes, absolutely come on grump. Yes on grump
Okay
you have exactly 3k how much yeah roughly roughly 1.6 I have 2.1 2.5 I
also have enough all my fucking god come on casual this this is it this is
nice five more smithing stone twos way I don't know I got you I have for you you
We have smithing stone twos, can you drop them?
100% I have it.
Just give me a second.
Twos! Come to the smithy.
I'm at the smithy.
I'm here.
One second, let me use my runes.
Use your runes as well.
Level twos, how many?
I need five.
Because mine is level three.
FAAAS I thought it takes two.
I thought it takes two
You need how many five as many as you have don't discard that makes it goes away
Yeah
Wait, can you even drop items actually I'm not even sure
You need threes yeah, you can't drop them by the way you can't drop them. Can you drop them?
Yes, I know I use the tools I choose to use as many twos as you have I three twos I three twos three twos is good
three twos is good for me on the floor on the floor big fucking face check if you
have check if you have any threes I need two threes if you have two threes
I'm not broken
I have four threes oh give me two oh my god let's save leave
I'm gonna give you four you're gonna give me two back okay okay I gave you two in
mind what are you running for did you upgrade no I'm gonna go buy more stones
wait what did you give me I gave you trees not somba somba what do you have
normal ones wait do you need somba nine
so wait what are you doing you're not gonna have enough money to buy stones
and upgrade no I don't know where stones are wait oh yeah I have trees I have
4 trees smithing stones yeah normal ones yeah I have three the Elden Lord is
coming back to you right now where did you go I went to buy some more tools I
I need Ziggs
Ziggs?
No, I'm dropping
I left 2 nuking stones on the ground right now
Fuck, if I get more LP, I can-
Do you have any LP that you can give me? Or Elden Ruins?
Maybe I can sell some stuff
I told you, if you have to die
I'll sell some shit, I'll sell some shit
I have yellow goo. I'm just gonna sell this trash
Let me see whoa, we have hella money. Why are we not selling? Oh my god
Fast we have another level right now. I don't know what to sell
Alex is Lord's great sword I saw that looks like
Which one?
Yeah, God's skin stitcher helmet that's worth 2k. We have
leggings that worth 2k somber smithing stones no I'm a myth keep those keep
those keep those oh my god bro we are rich Rellana's helmet I know what you
can sell go to his page number like five or something the one with the stones
and then sell all the glow cloth wards that's for summons we're never gonna need
those never
I got it?
I'm out.
My sword is now plus 7 from plus 5.
That's absolutely massive. Minus plus 8. Kaju, let's fucking kill the boss right now. Let's go.
Right fucking now. Now he's always gonna hit him.
Can you check if you can buy key items of the system because of the Kale bell bearing?
already checked no what like an hour ago no checked what wait I have to check
something this is the same and Sally look at this Kale's bell-daring see
No, let's go.
There's a chance of Halo music.
No.
Oh, no, we have to go down the elevator.
I'm going to crash.
I'm waiting for you.
Last, but I have to call it.
Get it up, please. Get the elevator, please.
I'm lost.
Wait, I don't get it. The door's closed.
What's the movie again casual walk on that two hand this
Huh skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip how we skip
Allow me to paint you the full picture
I can't do wield my weapon it's bug
what's this why why wait nana it's because we're not in an enemy zone
what's this check this off you see oh my god you too that's safe for so much
time
check if you can upgrade your arm or like if you can wear more now this is
It's also heavy load, how?
We don't need the fire, Talisman.
Also heavy load, vasssss!
We are Giga broken now, by the way.
One second, I'm sorry.
Let's go. This is it, me and you. You and me.
Yeah.
I'm fixing my arm all right.
Heavy, heavy, heavy.
Alright, I'm coming.
Trust right.
Make sure to two-hand now.
Hold your breath.
Let's go!
Begin.
Let the festival begin!
You know the plan, you know the plan. In out, in out, in out, in out, in out.
Yes, jump R2.
Let's go.
Taunting him now.
Fucking aggressive Twitch him, alright?
What up pussy?
Aggressive at you, Aigle in.
He's aggressive at me, you go in.
He's aggressive at you, Aigle, and jumping out too, and he's cooked.
362.
That's massive damage.
You can go in.
Going in, how much damage?
297.
Nice.
So you know, Aigle and jump are two.
He's on me now, you can jump are two already, already.
Okay, never mind.
We have to lock him in the animation, I'm not good about that.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
until he attacks knocked him nice I have I have to do it
it's gonna be on me so now you can go are you thank them already thank them I
gave me a little stab nice so now it's gonna be on you I wait for the tech
then I jump our true just go now go now go now go now go now what for me
go in go in go in use the tech baited nice the tech baited I go in oh fuck
just make sure to touch make sure to touch I go in I go in
wasted the point my back you were good but good for good I go in once this is
I just made it, I think it's made it, I go in.
Don't forget the aggro slots.
And now.
Got it?
I took aggro.
Yeah, I got it.
You have aggro now?
Maybe I got it, maybe I got it.
Fuuu!
Just in front.
Ah, it's HPV!
It's on you.
I'm trying to go in.
Suck.
On me now.
What is FOOT, what is FOOT?
Don't get hit by that like that.
I have aggro, heal up and get his attacking.
I got it.
I'm sniffing.
Fuck me, Caitlyn!
Go to aggro, go to aggro, just focus up, focus up, focus up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm so bad, sorry.
We'll get him in this tiger soon.
Don't get hit, don't get hit.
Watch out for the lava.
Got it.
Yeah, good job.
Can you win?
Yeah.
Yep.
Can you win?
Yep.
Nice, check his parry.
Ah man, bro.
Ah, he's got a slunio.
A slunio.
How's your knee, how's your knee, how's your knee?
Going for your auto-attack.
He's gonna stagger soon, going for double also.
One off Sager, one off.
One off!
Looking, same thing, going.
Can we break him out of that?
Okay, we tested it I guess.
We got this.
of
bro he attacks so fast
Yeah
One HP clutch
Can you hear me Tejo? Yes, I can I can I can
So quickly bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum you know me
You know that this is easy, bro. I do I do come on
You're right. You're right. You're right. This is easy. I use seven flasks in the first round. Yeah, I keep over flasking. That's my bad, bro. That's actually my bad. Like you use seven flasks in the first stage.
Yeah, you also enter a flasks second time show. Me when I lie, me when I lie. No, you don't have to tell me flasks. No way.
Come on baby, come on now. This is the one come on now king
Let's go. So what's the McPhie's better drink this guy?
Maxis I don't know but I didn't check the add on enough
Just saw a picture of the mix this look like a drink
Here we go
Yeah, we can oh
What in here? Come on.
Actually, what?
Like, this is easy, boss.
Maybe I'll put any weapons on.
Don't want to give me?
Don't take free damage. Just don't get hit.
I won't.
You're being impatient here. You're being impatient. You have aggro in melee range, by the way
I'm dodging
It's fine
Oh
You're being stopped us from this dodging thought you need to you need to stop greeting you need to stop greeting
We can get him down quick. I know you want to squeeze it. Don't squeeze it
Okay, you're right. Take us an hour if we keep half trying. That's the one trifle try
That's the one trifle. This is like the dragon. This is like the dragon. We think it's not we can do it
I know we just got to make sure that we press our buttons
Yeah, you know why because because because I know on a good day when the sun is shining and the coffee's full
We can do this both naked with a dagger
I know now we have two God axes
Which makes it kind of harder bro, but it's fine. It does make it a bit harder, but we're doing it for the content
First we squeeze the dragon then we squeeze the lemon and make a fucking lemon
When life keeps you lemonade, so you make lemons
Yeah
Starsquatch, North February, what a fucking Thomas name though.
Sally and one pixel are coming for you guys.
One pixel.
Mark and Mark.
Yep, yep.
Mark the C and Mark the K, it's time to lock in.
K-roll, this is the run, no free damage, no free damage.
We need clean comps.
Listen to me, listen to me.
I have aggroed.
I'm aggroed.
You're gonna hit him now.
He has an attack log.
Beautiful.
You're gonna force that now. I'm not gonna attack him.
You're gonna get out, get out, get out. Outta da da da.
Now I have Hydro.
Now you're gonna shift. Now you're gonna shift.
Oh yeah, he is.
You see this? Wait for attack. Ahhhh!
Now you.
You're gonna wait for attack and suck. He's one off or two off?
We're full HP still.
Knocked him.
Perfect stop.
I'm super charging at big hits here.
Yup.
It landed. And I dodged.
Wow, AWP, I have it.
He's gonna switch onto me.
He's very close to Stagger again.
If he jumps, he may be Staggered.
I hit him.
Watch out for the lava.
Keep distance, I have it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Nice, Tiger.
Got it!
Do it.
Going for a big auto here.
I have aggro, come and shoot. Make sure you're LV.
I'm gonna go on the aggro. I have aggro now, after this. After this I have aggro, you can go in.
Wait for tech, wait for tech. GG. I go in.
I go in. I missed. One of the aggro now. One jump attack. I fucked up.
I don't have, fuck his ass. I don't have either.
I don't have either.
NINE!
It's okay, he's in a phase two scene though.
Yeah, I know.
I fucked up.
He's gonna have to check his speed now.
He's gonna be on me.
Check his speed now.
We're losing all the tempo in the game.
Just reset.
Reset and heal up
Oh I didn't see that
Oh my god I'm him
They got him
Oh my god
Now I'm going to cool down
Do you have aggro on one?
No, I have aggro
You trying to get aggro off me?
I have to heal no feet please
Nice
I have it
Got aggro
One of staga maybe
Going for it
She trapped attack
I jumped tanked
One of staga now
No way
Staggered him
NICE
What?
Ah! We got it
Need to heal up, you have heals, fuck you have heals
No, no, lock in
We got this though
I have aggro I think.
One off Saga, you got it!
If you're Saga I'm GG.
You need to be Saga.
Attack!
No!
I swam as one of Saga now.
My god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry, fuck. It was probably fuck. Oh
Shit, oh my god. Oh fuck. We played that. Oh my god. Oh
I'm sorry for saying one off. I swear no no no no no no no no all good
Fuck but we're there bro. We're there. I swear to god
bro yeah literally like one run and this GG come on come on come on oh my god
that was clean bro we did so much fucking damage yo Gageley when we when we
staggered him right before like when the lava was already on the floor was it
cancelled yeah it was it was you were dead by the way I was dead right yeah we
were we were completely chopped there by the way wait but they didn't do any
damage because it was here it was on the floor right yeah you think
These are bids by the way, we do this.
I know.
Let's go.
Come on, lock in, reset!
What stops us from finishing it in the next two minutes right now, lock in.
We need perfect, we locked in again, we need good comps.
Just don't greed in the first phase.
I think I have a girl.
He may switch onto me, he may switch onto me.
Alright, I'm sending you.
Wait for attack long.
We have a chance at this, it's on me now.
Who has aggro?
I have.
I have.
I have aggro.
Nice. You have aggro now, capital.
I have, he's gonna switch.
No way, he's locked into there.
You have, you have, you have, you need to, you need to.
Nice, baby.
Only R1.
I got aggro what how I'm getting I'm getting so much
I have.
You all will be INSIDE OF THE MACHINE!
We're doing it together!
Wait!
And it did 2k damage!
No way!
Lock in!
Wait!
It's like 2x KO, we can do it together!
One on 12, stagger.
We hold 2 at GG.
Go in!
Go in!
One on 12 staggered.
We both do a GG.
Go in, go in.
Ah man.
Got it.
Big heavy attacking staggered.
Bossy resetting I guess.
Bad concern.
Scramble.
Nice.
Staggered you have it, you have it please.
Have it.
How many pots you have?
One.
Doesn't matter though.
I'm not going to take any damage.
Watch his feet.
I
Can't see I took so much unnecessary damage
The most important part casual is
We have to be careful with our rotations
Always ask me one guy in front one guy to the side and like if we are if we're going into the same into the same direction
Then the aoe just hits me in the back. You know are you in the back? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, there was a point where it was like 60% that I was strolling
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Double crit tech. Yo, we can't pull that off consistently right imagine
We double credit says every time. Oh my god, just imagine we killing and then he respawns into a phase to just imagine that happened
Ah, my machine man.
Suddenly.
Locking casual.
We have him bro, we have him.
Come on bro.
I remember we were at 88 deaths
like a few minutes ago.
Yeah, six more, six more, that's okay.
Six, six, six deaths is okay.
This is the run, casual. This is the run.
Let's try and pull him down a little bit.
I'll pull him down a little bit. Or to the left. To the left is good.
We're greedy! You have aggro.
I don't know if I have aggro. I didn't hit him. I have aggro.
I have aggro.
Hold him.
Like nice.
Nice.
Aggro on me now. You can go in.
Wait for Tecno. Wait for Tecno.
Like once he starts an animation you can attack him.
Oh he crashed on him.
I have it.
He's one of Stagro too.
Hit again.
Now one off, I got it.
Double, come on.
I go in, ult him.
Okay you have a girl, you have a girl.
He just chilled in the air with that like boss.
I think so, I think so.
Kajal is around, he's around.
Yo, hey Kajal, Kajal.
Now we're making a pact right now, we're making a deal.
We are not going to a hundred deaths on this guy.
We have five tries right now.
3.
Yes.
Okay, that means if one of us dies, you don't have to play it out.
I'm down. I'm down.
Because we can't afford to go to 100 deaths.
We cannot.
The 100 death will be a 1v1 when we're on 99.
I'm down.
Can you guys say this boss is easy?
CS76 XD, bro. Maybe your last minutes in my Twitch chat. Don't you bow, bro.
This boss is easy. This boss is easy. But we don't want to end stream yet.
Right now it hits 6pm, the clock hits 6pm, casually someone's looking.
Actually lock him. Beat him. Right now.
right now I'm actually a little bit tilted reset
okay I'm gonna put him to the left here a bit I think the left is much flatter
ground
I'm gonna keep running back here
I'm gonna swap him for you, I have Iger I think he's gonna swap to me just keep running
I trolled.
How did it hit me?
Going for it.
It's on team.
I'm gonna switch on you, I'm gonna run.
Make sure you tell me.
One off Stagger. One off, one off.
Stagger nice.
I have, I have.
Oh my god!
We're in the water.
Hitting.
On you.
Go Dagger.
If you're running, I have him now.
Run, run, run.
Run.
Run, run, run.
No.
How's he not on you?
How?
He is on me.
I need to heal.
Don't die.
How many pots you have left?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come down the hill.
He's up the hill, he's just lost.
I fucked up.
Did I go back wrong?
Crash out!
I go back wrong, I go wrong.
Watch out for lava.
I trolled.
I was going to need power.
Come down the hill.
Nice tiger.
Fuck you, God.
I was going to need power.
Come down the hill.
Nice tiger.
nice tiger fuck you
even though it doesn't look like a lock-and-tip
I'm sorry
he's on me
how am I good?
how how how
how am I good?
what is happening?
I'm pretty
we have a nice tiger here?
yeah
what?
fine, fine, fine
no more second place now
i got a lot of damage down
he's low as f***
he's shooting staggered
he's shooting staggered
I don't have any eels left though.
Pick it!
Perfect!
Yes! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Get a job!
Come on now!
I had no pots bro!
I had no pots man!
I'm in either for full second phase, I had no pots!
Oh my god, are we gonna do that?
I had no pots bro!
Oh my god, first try as well, that's insane.
Yo that's a fucking save plus bro.
Holy shit.
We went no pops, both on HP going full damage, it was crazy that last few seconds.
Yes, yes, yes!
That was crazy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm feeling good bro.
Oh, man. Wait, there's no second phase, right?
No, no, no, this animation. Okay, no, no, it's fine.
Right?
There's no second phase, right?
Okay, no, no, no, no.
No, we're good.
Yo, wait.
That would be crazy. That was the second phase.
That would be the most impossible boss fight in the world.
Oh my God, we're good, we're good.
Look how many points we have.
Look how many points we have.
70k?
Cajal, keep some, keep some because we can buy like smithing stones, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we already have 14k, that's enough now, surely, right?
I'll put a bit of points.
Yeah, but I mean like don't, maybe don't use all the levels, you know what I mean?
Like keep...
Oh yeah, 15k.
Yeah, I'll just keep one level up.
Wait, what the fuck do we...
Can we buy smithing stone trees?
Can you buy those?
smithing stone threes i don't know bro i don't know actually
what the fuck do i upgrade chat i feel like i want some endurance for my fucking armor
like this shit is so much better you know but i need plus seven oh that's a lot
so immunity focus oh i got so much poise to the eight
If we have this armor, then it's GG.
Armor is cosmetic, I think it's GG.
There it is, there it is.
That's two.
Go strength.
River of Blackfuckers.
Smithingstone treat, yes.
You're okay with the best feeling, bro, when you know he's one of the stagger bros, and you gamble it in, you know?
Yeah, you just flip it.
He will hit him first and he can't do the attack, like oh my god, bruh.
He kills.
Strength max.
I feel like some vigor is nice, no?
Because two pots right now, they do get me to full HP in a little bit.
Oh, is this troll chat?
one bigger one endurance
and three into strength
yes it's good
is he dumb?
isn't there a cave somewhere?
like over there?
should we do that cave or no?
or do we go next boss? where's the next boss?
i'm gonna have to go soon, i'm gonna have to go soon berth
No for the World of Warcraft.
Yeah.
Well...
When, when, when, when, give me a time.
20 minutes.
I'm getting trolled by the way this guy is trolling me.
Can we do the cave in 20?
Yes, or?
Cave or where do we go?
Where's the next...
Where would be the next boss?
I got a raid with Baos.
W Boussy.
Well, I took you for it.
Come here. Come here.
I need three more.
Where's the cave?
Give me the give me the give me the coordinates.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
We're we're
come, come, come.
We're the next to me.
We're on your house.
We're we're we're
it's a glitch. It's a glitch.
It's a glitch. Where are you?
I'm not there, I'm in the fucking circle.
Okay, come where we killed the boss, come where we killed the boss, there's a cave.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, it's okay, I see it now.
You see me?
Nope, loading screen.
Hello?
Loading screen, hello?
My screen's loading.
Check, check, check, check, check.
Alright, let's go.
Horsey, Horsey, Horsey, come.
Chad, do we kill Blade and get a drop?
Or is that toxic?
Damn, bro.
Bro, I'm happy that we killed him before, like, we gotta call it.
Because he ma- nah, that would've been so good.
Imagine we had to call him before we got to kill him.
GG, Luigi.
I would've crashed.
I may have- I may have continued Zulu.
Nah, I'm joking. I'm joking. I would've done that, but...
That would've been annoying.
Where's this cave at?
Let's see if we can squeeze this cave.
It's right in front of us.
It's a secret cave that other people don't know about, but we do because we're there on those.
Where is it?
I said you saw it.
I don't see it.
Ah come here, come here.
It's right at the water right?
Yeah come come come come come!
Hidden cave!
of this game bro.
I didn't kill you.
Caves gives us hella items, people said.
I hope that's fucking true.
Oh no, now we hear this fucking music.
The one that was our default music.
Hell no.
This is scary.
Yep
Fuck how they do it
Nah, hell nah nah, hell nah
I don't have I don't have
Smithings don't you we don't need that
We went we went we went we went we're falling to the water we just fucking dead
Just follow follow follow
Yeah, up here up here up here
Are you coming no up up up up up up up the stairs you see where I am come
What is the damage run run run run run left or right left or right
I'm going left, I'm gumbling it.
What the fuck is that culture?
I've got to be an item in there.
No item. Really bro.
This guy thinks he's cool with his sword by the way look at this bastard look at
this bastard bro just on this way
yeah
There's also something here.
Let's check it out.
Oh, oh, lever, lever, lever, lever.
Somewhere heavy door has opened.
Rare.
I don't know.
Come back, come back.
Maybe inside of here.
Item, item, item.
Nothing else, nothing else, nothing else, nothing else.
Nothing else.
Is it at the start of the door chat?
Usually it's a one way line, like once you open the lever you just jump down, right?
Call me X when you're done.
Usually it's like this.
Got it.
Wow!
Is this the door?
Okay, drill!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this door was closed before, this is the open door, this
the way trust me oh fuck off now we could probably one type of boss
uh please tell me some millennia putres duelist
whoa what is that damage i'm doing nothing
I mean bro this ain't fair this guy's getting staggered but once you have so much fucking help
This guy's getting pulling
What damage would you do?
Hell no.
I'm gonna make me once.
Hell no.
No?
I'm not scared.
Hell no.
This guy is just dying by the way.
Why is he so punchy, thank you.
Oh my.
I'm gonna make you once, kid.
No, I'm not healthy, bro.
Let's see this one be one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Don't I don't
Want to see because they're like it wasn't fair
Nice
I'm dead. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I got him.
Hee hee.
Ha ha ha!
Nah, that's a bad one.
Haha nah, but I think you heard him. Look at this blaster bro.
Finish him.
Faith.
Vitality.
GG.
Come on, rune, rune, rune, rune, rune!
The Belia Seabright.
Wait, we just got 60k, we got more runes from him than Radha-Harahan?
60k?
What?
But, Kato, what is the Zellium Sealed Reckon?
Call me now, is that the fucking key on my tweaken?
No way, is that the key?
I think that maybe the...
Is that... What is that?
THAT'S THE KEY?!
OHH MY GOD, BRO!
You're trolling!
It's not, it's not.
It's the wrong one.
It's a side quest key.
Ah, okay.
It's for Zellium quest line.
Bro, about 70k runes
Fuzz
What just happened to my character?
Alright, it's time for me to move to the wild run
It's time. Kedrith, do we finish this shit tomorrow? Yay or nay?
We're sending it tomorrow, brother
We are sending it tomorrow
Tomorrow until what time? Tomorrow until you said?
Tomorrow I can go in about 8 or 9
Now we're talking
Same time, start time, yay or nay
12, aka I will be here at 12.30, GG.
Yeah, use your item, use or eat him.
Item? What item?
You have to separate the teams.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll level up next time.
Wait, separation missed, right?
Yeah.
Tomorrow, 12 o'clock, full send 8 hours into a finisher by the way.
How many more bosses until the end, Ongrom, tell me.
Tomorrow it's finished, tomorrow it's finished, tomorrow it's finished.
if we lock in tomorrow it's finished tomorrow it's finished 12 boxes wait wait what are you saying
tomorrow it's finished right if we just go main story
son wait separation missed boom bye bye chat is it done tomorrow yay or nay or
Well, it depends. Are we doing DLC as well?
Uhhhh...
If we're doing DLC, it's gonna be...
No, this game is not that good.
But we can try to do a tomorrow-based game.
We can try to do a tomorrow-based game.
Tomorrow we can try a base game, but DLC is impossible.
Because right now the clock is six hours, which means we have game time of five and a half.
If we have actual eight tomorrow, or seven and a half, even just seven, then it's possible chat, right?
We have a good build going, both of us.
Yeah.
Um...
We're kind of busted, not gonna lie.
We are kind of busted, bro. We are kind of busted. And we're locked in. And we're locked in.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Hey, Kager, enjoy that raid, bro. Please get the best items possible.
And I'll see you tomorrow, bro, to finish it. Tomorrow is the last day.
Tomorrow we finish the base game, and then I gotta do first stand, which is an international, but it's one week long.
And then after that week, we can do the DLC, if you want.
I'm also cooked on the weekend, so... But yeah.
Hey, no, no, no. Kager, tomorrow is finished. Tomorrow is finished.
Tomorrow is the base game. All right, deal.
Yes, yes.
Ah, deal, deal.
Enjoy that red roll.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
All right, big Ws.
Chat, I think I'm not going to stream this raid.
It's kind of boring.
It's not that exciting.
It's really easy.
I think we're just going to play the raid off stream
and just I'm just going to get some food.
So I'm going to piece it.
I'll be back tomorrow with the...
I'll be back tomorrow with the...
Chat, what do you mean stream it?
What do you mean stream it?
Why do you want me to stream it?
Why do you want me to stream it?
Oh, it's fucked.
Bro, it's just AFK, one hour fucking NPC raid.
It's chill as fuck, bro.
Hell nah.
Chat, I'll be back tomorrow with Elden Ring, okay?
Elden Ring tomorrow, and then we're gonna do probably the Witchcraft games tomorrow.
And then Friday we're doing Pokemon Nuzlocke full run, by the way.
So tomorrow is Elden Ring into Witchcraft, and Friday is all day Nuzlocke full send.
Saturday I can't stream, I'm gonna see my mum, and then Sunday we'll be back for a big stream before first-hand starts on the big week.
And it's my birthday next Thursday, actually. So big week here. And then when this comes, I think we're gonna do mythic raiding, wow, midnight.
And also, Finnish Elvenering.
Alright, big kiss. Take care, see you all, stay safe, enjoy the rest of your day, night, morning, evening, whatever, in the world.
Thanks for today, lookers, bidders, give us a shoutout, resubbers, I appreciate you all, take care.
And rest in the evening, we need to finish as well. Yep.
Bye-bye!
Bye bye.
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