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Thank you.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Say my name.
Say my name. What is this? Owner is not appealing for Asia Games 2026. Canyon will be locked
starter. He managed it very quickly about an hour after the listing went through. People
around him encouraged him to think more about it but he suggested just a filing
objection so it took a little longer personally and feel good about going to
the APO process so he reaffirmed his decision not to file one. He had planned to answer during
T1 team work as a fan desk, we felt fans avoided asking because they were
considerably more game hurt. He says Canyon's a really good player and as a
Korean citizen he believes he should share hard for the national team. Oh owner.
Oh, owner.
Owner of my humble king.
He's playing so good these days.
I mean, he's been playing good for years, but now he's playing very good.
Is it out?
Is it out?
Wait I don't leak
wait
check your phone wait i need to i need to verify the payment
Guys, so complicated to purchase something.
Confirm.
Okay, confirmed.
Now, I had to verify an email to login and now I have to accept the payment through and
I have the verified email that the payment is going through. Yeah, shite, man. Okay, done.
Okay, done.
Done, done, done.
I know, team 5 manager is out, yeah I know, oh yes, I do have a meal chat.
Yeah, it was forced yesterday when Ono was playing it, was it good?
He can't drive for shit.
He's asking me if I have a driving wheel.
I think I have someone, I think I have one in the cupboard.
The mines probably like chop this fuck, but it probably works.
Why is this camera so blurry?
Is he doing the gears?
Wait is it like...
It's forced at one of those games that's optimized for racing or if you like take off ABS and traction control and you do manual gearbox
Just go faster or what?
To be honest
If you have traction control off you will run it down for 10 minutes
No, I'm trying to be totally back. I'm guessing I'm guessing he put track control back on
Wait, the game was kidding its PC for real?
Wait, my PC might not be as good as it is.
Maybe, how did he fix it? Did he drop the graphics or what?
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
I am ready.
Lee's question, does Rylai's slow stack with other slows, e.g. if rumble ult slow is 35% and Rylai's is 30% with the slow be 65%?
No. The slow would be the highest value that's on the debuff. I think it would be 35%.
But, fuck I didn't think of a good example my brain can't think of a thing.
There is multiplicative stacking but it's like DR stacking, you know what I mean?
And that's like for item builds, like if you build ability aced, up until a certain point
it DR's
you know?
like you get less value for the number
the higher you go
but it still goes up, you know what I mean?
what is diminishing returns?
Mission Returns is an economic principle stating that as you add one value of input, like something to a fixed production process, additional output or benefit, you will get an eventual decrease.
There you go. That's the same in League of Legends. If you buy Ability Haste, if I buy 100 Ability Haste, I will get like, let's say 100 Ability Haste is 30% cooldown reduction, yeah?
If I now buy 150 ability haste, I don't have, I don't have 45% cooldown reduction. It doesn't go one to one.
Past a certain point, it, it reduces. So now 150 ability haste will be like, I don't know, 32%.
And then like 200 ability haste might be like 37. You know what I mean?
It, it, it, it, it fucking...
This chat is so stupid. They're like casual 100 bits. He is not that much cool. I'm an action. It's this much
Bro, I'm just using fucking a simple numbers to make it easy. You fucking rat
Chat and it's running ads now. Oh my god, I'm running ads fucking late. Okay. Well, I need to run them
Maybe you won't get ads after draft
Ah, it's full chopped.
Okay, maybe I'm the fucking idiot, because this guy is really arguing.
He says ability haste is not the art.
cooldown reduction was exponential while ability haste is linear but it never
becomes worse. What the fuck did you just say I don't get it. Ability haste is
linear but it never becomes worse.
So you're telling me ability haste goes like that? No it doesn't right?
That can't be right.
Really?
Ability Haze works logarithmic.
Okay, now we're getting into a world where, listen, the only thing I know about logarithmic is cost, sand and tin.
Here we go.
That's trigonometry.
Okay, well then I'm fucked.
Then I'm full cocked.
Then I'm full cocked.
The easy way for logarithmic is draw a backward C and that is the ratio of the abilities.
It looks like a toe.
Oh, no, it looks like a dick.
Oh, fucks sake.
It's here.
This is the calculation for ability haste in the CDR.
It does it DR, it does right, this is the mission returns or?
Your first ability haste gives you, your first 25 gives you 20% your first 75 gives you 40%
and 100 you get 50% but then at 150 you don't just suddenly get fucking 75%
This is a cool graph though, I didn't know this graph existed.
So at 150 abilities you get 60% CDR.
At 200 abilities you get what, like 67% CDR.
At 250 abilities you get like 71% CDR.
Do you know what I mean?
Whereas here it's much more...
So it...
That's diminishing returns, right?
I know it's logarithmic, but that's diminishing returns, or?
No, it's not.
What do you mean, no, it's not?
How is that not diminishing returns?
You get diminished returns on your return.
hey reckless thing is for the raid
it's diminishing returns in terms of absolute numbers but not in terms of time
listen where is fucking albert we need to solve this
reckless hope we got a good stream hope we got a good stream buddy
I'm like too high for this bro. I'm too fucking dumb for this. I don't mind if you're high
All right
Now it's time for the main event
Actually wait hold up, let me pin the broadcast in case people come in here being like
Guys, is there a main broadcast? I don't want to watch this fucking stupid piece of shit.
Main broadcast.
Alright, watch this.
Watch this, yeah, watch this.
Chat is stupid.
I have a Master's degree in math and it is Dimension Returns in regard to you putting
an X value which is CDR and the function giving out a value of Y which we wish to decrease.
Which is the cooldown on our spells.
Aha take that chat.
My lawyer is here.
Ban Orianna, ban Orianna, DK ban Orianna.
Ban Orianna now.
Ban Orianna now.
Do not trade Orianna Cassio please.
CV? CV?
CV?
The fuck is that?
Oh my god, if I have to sit here watching on the xyramid, I'm gonna fucking flip.
They're trading Victor Orianna. Is that good? That sounds awful. Because what are you getting
for it? Ash Seraphine? But Lucian Minio is up. Showmaker.
Nice, so we just traded Victor Ash Seraphine for Orianna Lucian Milio.
Okay, great.
Nice.
That sounds fucking terrible.
That just looks fucking shit.
Chat, it's 34 degrees today in London.
How choppy is it?
Like the Earth, the summers are getting hotter.
Every year I see a news article breaking, break highest heat a day of the year, first
ever made a trundle nefiri been okay I mean Zimzau is giga broken right now but
they're definitely gonna ban it but they might have to ban a top laner to
blinds now doubted
They banned Kassan they for bumble bro, let them have rumble let them have rumble rumble just give it your rumble
Let them have rumble bro, trust me trust me get the sins out lovely
And when I pick the Rumble, we pick, we pick, what?
Jayce, Ornn, Ambessa, Aurora, no, not Aurora.
And Nivea top.
It's actually Grobo moving, a real comfortable one.
What's the average increase of degrees every year?
It must be like at least one degrees a year,
because this is getting crazy, bro.
Alright, it's time to join the flock, Shibu.
By how many degrees is the Earth increasing
degrees every year since 1981 the earth's temperature has risen 0.2 degrees per decade
what that's it really bro it feels like it's one degrees a fucking a year it
It feels like it's one degree of the air.
One whole degree on average is a lot.
Now I'm just saying, it feels like, it feels like every summer it's getting fucking rough.
Way more rough.
How many degrees does the earth need to increase by to make it GG?
It says the answer is 1.5 degrees celsius
If it gets to 2 degrees Celsius increase and beyond, there will be a lot of damage.
There will be the agricultural failures and habitat losses.
Alright, DK vs HLE.
Just turn AC on and leave the doors open to cool the earth down.
And open your fridge.
And open your fridge.
It wasn't an episode of Futurama where they had a helicopter and the helicopter was driving
and it had an ice cube, no that was inception.
The LSD overlay is off, buddy.
Oh, it is future armor.
I thought I did an inception as well.
Alright, DK!
There's one more spot-wield freaks.
Get it.
I can show you the first time I've ever played a game like this
Wait, who was it? Sorry, I feel like in the mornings my brain works at like one mile an hour
How come I've lost to someone recently?
But then they ended up winning, I think
And they looked slightly fraudulent until they won
It was...
No, I think it was Nunchin, right?
Why are you being unbiased?
Okay, the reason I was being more unbiased during these two series is because there's no main broadcast.
So if I'm sitting here being giga-biased, I feel like there's probably a lot of people here who don't want to watch The Cochin.
And they can't just swap on Twitch to the main broadcast.
So I don't want to be too much of a f***ing degenerate.
Otherwise, it's gonna be like, a pen lead.
She's making her's cooking.
Bot lane is cooking.
Top lane is cooking, but they did pick Ambesa, the one champ I ate.
Okay, a blue buff invade, and I don't mean invade for blue buff.
I mean, a blue buff invade into a red buff invade.
Nice.
Wait, everything is going so cleanly. What the fuck is this?
Ah, guys, you're 2v3.
Wow.
And they get it.
Look at this pattern by Konami. He's clicking enemy Krugs. That's crazy.
Oh, please.
God bless.
Kurigo. What does that mean? Kurigo.
Nice.
And
and
Oh my god, he said it.
Oh, I hate junglers. I actually hate them.
I hate junglers for the passion. Fuck junglers.
He just ganked him, and he lost like 100 gold.
That was literally a one-third of a gank.
I think this match will be an important point for the team.
No, it's always my goat.
Amessa is going to pressure Rumble while doing the wave.
Shadam, I'm meant to be ill.
I sat there last night and I watched my own 24-7 stream
because the World Finals was on while I was playing CS.
Orianna Pantheon is going to be able to connect.
We have a lot of good results.
Oh, okay.
But if this happens, the team will be able to...
The teaser, bro.
I almost cried again
Who won?
That's right
Well, I'm actually impressed by Shiyu. Maybe this matchup is just great for Ambassadors. He's just
Proxy, he's just standing there.
You have to crash them way.
Now, if Pantheon, the reason Xin Zhao is not ganking this, from this angle,
because if he walks up this angle and he goes on Nushun and Nushun kites him,
and Pantheon is in this bush, Xin Zhao is dead.
Sometimes you can't just gank from the side, you have to gank from the front.
Otherwise the position is awful and you walk in 1v3 and die.
Because your team is too far.
Tatar is 1k in Premiere, 1cs? Oh my god. I got back to 16k last night.
Okay, first drake.
Oh, please, please, please, I wish we had their red buff right now.
God, she got nothing for this drake.
That's crazy that worked. He just ran from the top and just E flashed and killed him.
We lost a wave for it, but Lucio can take his wrappers here.
this base, please cancel this base, please cancel this base, please cancel this base.
Ooh, I like this solution, go and get him on both sides.
Or annult.
They also have Ash arrow.
Oh, routed?
What, is that Lucian taking damage or what, Kyo barrier used?
They have sweeper? God bless.
Orianna is moving. They have to back up a bit.
Well I mean Lucid got his raptors in two blue buffs which is not bad. They put Knavi a little
bit behind but oh my god he's so he's so helping on these lane ganks oh my
god my voice is kind of chopped her up and nice and messled what the fuck
okay guys go bless go bless let's go showmaker gets his revenge Victor
gank top, take that, Sucker.
Yeah, winner qualifies, here we see.
Gen. Gen. T1 are already there. G2 is there. AL is there. JDG is there. I think team Seeker
Where is this there? Sentinels is there.
PLG is not there yet.
Chat, I don't actually know. Is it four Korean teams?
Is it like two from the qualifier, Gen.G, and then the one who places the highest?
Oh my god, that's crazy. What? There's four Korean teams?
And 3 LPL teams? Or is it 4 LPL? It's 3 LPL I think.
It's yeah. And 3 LEC right?
I think it's 3AC and 2NA
Xiu has been going great so far
God bless
Zekai is doing a really big work to try and save bot lane.
Man, I feel like...
containers have been roaming a lot more.
I guess the quest changes make it a bit easier, right?
They buffed it, so even if you roam it's still not as bad.
I think they live.
Oh nice.
Just smash just hate career or what does he just hate him?
Make us here
No fucking way are they all gonna leave
Why didn't Kasmash just block for career and everything would be fine
He like blocked and then he stepped up as he was fucking gliding and he let him die
Look at this ash spacing look the support get cold he blocks it and then he clicks up and then what the fuck
If you just if you just kept blocking Seraphine would live in this one that would happen
Smashy!
But I get it though, when you play Ashe, I swear you tweak so hard.
Left right, left right, left right.
So Hamza, what up?
He's gonna use FG, huh?
I think it's not possible to think of it as possible.
Even the growth of Sin and Pantheon that could have given us strength,
it has become a comeback because of the match.
The only thing that has to be emphasized is that both teams are fighting against bottom.
I think it's this timing.
But Hanwha's life has more cards,
and I think it's right to make a good use of it.
Well, actually I have two dicks.
What I'm best of all hit in 2026 really?
Kiss you, you can do damage now.
Lovely.
Tank, tank, tank for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice, just hates his big fainter.
Don't you dare press E. Oh my god, I thought he was about to dash in.
Okay, game is really playable for DJ, despite their best abilities to lose, they're winning.
Good plays top by Shoemaker, who would have thought the roaming victor is holding this
game alive.
Now the Herald fight will happen, Shi Wu has TP.
We can arrow here, look, look, look, and DK has great setup, Smash has the London build,
Then he is a little bit of mid push and scenario for BK.
Actually, showmakers need a Pantone on die, I can feel it.
Nah, don't, don't, don't, please don't.
Nice one.
Boneplating illusion, really.
Siu, you're my weak side goat. Yes, Siu.
Yes, Siu.
N.T. N.T. N.T.
N.T. N.T.
All good, no flash top jungle.
It is true.
And that's why League sometimes my immersion gets ruined.
It just doesn't feel realistic.
Like, what kind of archer builds daggers? I don't get it.
There should be a quiver, I think there already is.
I mean, not bad. The Herald will pay them back soon. They need to use this Herald to drake.
Oh, nice shot.
Wow, Keria almost sold him again.
Oh yes, top watch, it's so chopped.
Unless Guma flashes out, TPing from Shoemaker, TPing from Zekka, Shoe on the side, gets
his flash, and Basil is ready.
Press hit the button.
Of course, because that spell sucks, but Zeus dies, Smashy lives, maybe.
K, not bad for DK. Drake in a minute, every nice reset, quick.
Nice flash by Lusus.
It's an easy game to play.
It's not like there's a million Orianas in the game.
The opponent has to be in a hurry.
There's no time to be impatient.
Of course, it's not a single drop,
but it's a bit better to have a D-plus.
Two items, Smashy. Two items, Shoemaker.
No rocket belt on Zeke yet. Small adventures.
Two items, Lucid.
Not bad, no Zonya's on Zeyu's side there.
Okay, helpful for EU with NSI.
Uh, yeah.
I'm hopeful for G2.
That's about it.
So far.
No shot. Oh my god he actually died. Shotmaker is frying the backline though. Cannot be
no flash. Goes down, TP in from Zayus. I mess up Mists again to the surprise of absolutely
Nobody big charm on today is a that's three kills to DK
That's three kills to DK
Showmakers getting so much damage down maybe he's the Victor goat. Is he the Victor goat or what?
It took some time to feel it, and on top of that, the main champion of the team, the champion of the team, came out.
I've only seen him in the top 3 of Lush, and he's amazing.
Great, Serafinal. Great game from career so far.
How did the embessled miss?
Chat. Cheers.
Sabin.
Well, it's good for DK that they gotta leave, but it's gonna be a bit of a stale game for a bit now and that's not gonna get caught.
There's not much to do.
But Pantheon ult onto Victor is a bit scary, so let's not get Pantheon ult and die.
Bro, it's crazy to me.
that it's it's it's 8 30 a.m. in London 8 30 a.m. Yeah, and it's 26 degrees already
What?
That's crazy by the way
That's right.
There's a difference in the situation so far, but there's a connection.
Yeah, but S.E.A., like, you have wind, you have wind.
I feel like you have wind. Don't you have wind?
You have wind? I feel like here there's no wind.
You don't have wind either? You're a full content, buddy.
You're a full content, buddy, boy.
How do you think it bro?
This is why cold weather is better, because if it's cold, you can heat yourself up, but
if it's warm, you can't clean yourself down.
Okay, smashy, you have arrow, nice arrow.
We see it, front line in. Smashing, unleashing a little bit, that was terrible. Don't do that again.
Now we're all dead. Second Impress R, still has it.
Showmaker, you have no flash. Full drop, they're all inting.
Smashing comes from anyone here and he's gonna die as well now.
Ruma gets everyone, and we lost. Nice!
Nice, over-forcing.
Over-forcing and to lose. Nice. Nice.
Why is he seraphine r flashing amelio?
Why are you doing that?
Are you?
Va?
Vaaaaaaas!
Vaaaaaaah!
What the f**k was that from Shiyu and Lucidne?
I was expecting something like rookie in the shy 2v5 there.
I was like cookie in the fraud, what the fuck was that?
Oh my god, this... how much is this melee of killing people by the way?
Is that champ legal?
He didn't want to kill him.
It's an awful fight.
Yeah, of course, Showmaker's down.
He has to be a bit more careful on the waves in case he gets Pantheon ulted.
I could say that they don't want to be victorious, Shud.
So point.
I mean, especially almost as I...
Nice to meet that other.
Now what if he was the press ambassador right now, he would lose the game, but it would
She's fighting Colt's and feelings.
Victor has Rabadons, by the way.
Oh, I'm best held missed again, really?
No way! Really!
Did it!
Did it!
Yo, just fucking rework her route, it took dog shit.
I'm tired of seeing this every day.
Then don't play it. What do you mean don't play it? I'm an 80 carry main, I'm Sparky 12.
If I get hit by that I die. But I can't get hit by that and I feel bad when I kill them.
Why does Yone hit ult, but I'm best at doesn't because Yones is thick.
Nice, he didn't even hit that either.
Oh my gosh, actually he's just running around in death ball clicking towers.
We rock Ashe ult for real. She should fire out 5 arrows. Like her W is her ult.
And they all stun. And they're all the same sized ult.
That guy's trolling by the way. Or he's not trolling.
What the f***ing 1-bo-mc cheeseburger combo 1-pop.
So this kind of play is really easy
I told you that I'm going to be strong
Your team is trolling. My team is trolling because they're losing one game
Really?
You must be the fucking CEO of Impen
Alright, well the good news is, Orianna is out this money face, I'm back to old paint
Now this was such a free win for D.Gano, just discussing the L3 to the side of the ToroLin,
Paladin, Trim, and EZ.
It's K'nabe gonna fucking die, yeah, G.A.
Wow, my god, that shot-wave does fucking one-pop them.
Well, it's a mid-jungle diff, it's a mid-jungle diff, it's a mid-jungle diff.
It's a Zeyu source ganking every lane and mid jungler is so big a gap.
That has upset me.
Alright chat, you know what it's time for?
Now hang on a second. Why is it mixed by the way? Why is it mixed?
People are saying it's bad. Is it actually bad?
Where's my modeling?
Okay, he's not that bad actually.
Bro that game probably has hundreds of snipers or what?
the fuck my ears why is it so loud why is it so loud bro already no wonder it's
mixed reviews
No wonder it's mixed reviews.
Okay mods.
Alright now Teamfight Manager 1 was really really fun.
IMO
IMO is there any options we need to change before we begin
Yes, are any options we need to change
What the fuck oh, this is the settings
We'll start an EU
patch intent chat
manager name change team name
Wait.
LR2.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just rosters that I can choose from.
Oh that team has Bible on it.
I like Bible.
Do we start with a team that's giga rich?
Wealthy or do we start with a fucking broke team mid-tier bottom of the barrel I
Think we start in last place we start in last place
Let's start again
What
We got lowkey, save, starry, onfleek, penguin, resmo and persi.
Now do we start in EU tier 2 and climb our way up?
Or do we start in EU tier 1?
Now we start in EU tier 1, we already did tier 1, no we start in tier 1, patch intensity, moderate, patch frequency, moderate, champion types, classic, number of new champions, 1, I guess this is fine.
Fearless, go EU tier 2, chat if I start in tier 2, can I go all the way up to tier 1 and then win worlds in the same playthrough or does it like finish when you get to tier 1?
I think we're going to do tier 1 and what I'm going to do.
What?
Bum.
Who else we have in our league?
KC?
Chow what is what?
What is what?
What, that XXX folder?
What? Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Chad don't be weird, don't worry about it
actually we could have a bit of fun here we could have a bit of fun we'll do
these teams yo this one didn't even work
Listen Koi, I'm gonna do your old logo.
I can't.
Chat, okay, this is actually really complicated because I wanna know, if I like change the
Korean Div 1 and I add like T1, DK, Gen.G and then I win the European League and go to
the international, are they there?
Or like...
Yes? Oh my god. Does someone have like a file? Is there like a way to import a file?
I feel like this is going to take forever. Okay, let's start again. Oh, do I click edit
database right? And then I import the database. Okay chat, is there not a good database?
Oh my god, W's W's W's W's W's W's. Oh my god. Does this have...
Oh my god, yes!
How do I use that database?
here we go here we go we will play in you div one we need to kick someone out
though listen shifters you got relegated you got relegated you got
relegated you got relegated you got relegated
Shadow Lost Ratones or Lost Ratones 2?
Maybe Lost Ratones 2.
DOS Ratones. DOS Ratones. We're gonna go in this teamfight manager mode, we're gonna go with
the lowest placing team. The lowest placing team.
Manager name, Sally. Holy fuck, Sally looks kinda fucking legendary.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sally looks kind of actually Sally or Sparky 12. Maybe we go Sparky 12.
Go start in tier two. Are you sure? Chaps, we go go bold. There's no bold option. There's
no bulb what are you waiting for waiting for the receiving stuff change the
players I can't but we can change the players as the season goes on don't worry
about it as the season goes on we can change the players so right now we have
lost ratones too financial stability unstable we're kind of broke transfer
budget's not bad and salary budget's pretty decent. Popularity low, bunch of
randoms, performance level lower tier. So we are dog shit. We are dog shit. We're
gonna play fearless hardcore, double a limb, double a limb. Should we do double a limb
internationals? I like Swiss. I don't like groups. Let's do Swiss. Double a limb
internationals or tournament.
Now we do sims world we do single them simulation intensity.
Detailed manager trading.
Start with the manager trading process to learn the basics of the game
skip.
Difficulty.
Should we do normal first or hard?
Because if you do hard we might sit here for like forever.
Let's do I think we should do one campaign on normal first because that's the way the last time oh
Wait, we should do regular fearless again, right? Oh, yeah, it's hot here's how
We do normal first and then we do doseratones when we go into hard mode deal.
Draft time limits will do 30 seconds we're gonna try and simulate this really well.
And that's good for me, that's good for me.
I don't like Sparky Syracut though.
I feel like that goes crazy though. That actually goes crazy hard.
Okay.
Let me have a look at the rosters.
G2 has Expect, Sten, Koi has Tarzan and Happy and Monkey.
Barrels the jungler of team vitality, nice.
KCS Marlon top lane, okay, and a Zeal AD carry, okay.
Navi has Freddy122 and Duro jungle.
Giant Dex has my nuts in the top lane, apparently.
Phenenic has Joker.
SK Gaming has... yeah, and Heretics have Broken Blade mid, okay, and Flame AD carry.
Gary and lost ratones to we have dandy dandy
Holy dandy
Three
Someone saying I should do manager training. Are you sure check the t1 roster?
Oh my god gold gold gold what the fuck oh
oh my god this game is scripted for me I can tell this shit is scripted wait
because yeah bum milky way in D plus T1 the shy oh my god all right chat um do
we do do we do manager training or not
The Teamfight Arena which gained immense world-wide popularity was itself the symbol of esports.
Everyone enjoyed Teamfight Arena and its success seemed eternal.
However, after several decades the fervor for Teamfight Arena began to gradually fade.
That was when the sequel of the Teamfight Arena 2 was released.
Oh my god they've made summoners rift.
Congratulations on your appointment as the new manager of a Teamfight Arena 2 professional
team.
I am cloud responsible for overseeing your manager training process.
Nice to meet you.
I've heard you're worried about not having enough knowledge about Teamfight Arena 2,
but there's no need to worry at all since the game was released.
Recently, very few people truly understand if other team managers are in a similar situation.
We will come back to that very soon.
We will come back to that very soon, and the campaign will begin.
This is why I was running about starting this game after the series ended, because it's
absolute blue ball.
Absolutely blue ball in chat.
retones too. You're about to join the journey of the Tonys. The journey of the
Tonys. If you're praying it's a 3-0 so we can play after. It's not. It's a DK 3-1.
You heard it here first, buddy boy. Well now we're gonna ban Cassio, huh? What's
What's your roster gonna be? Bro, when I get into that game, I'm gonna start doing fucking player transfer galores.
I'm the greatest manager on the planet.
Every single one of my players is getting sold.
Apart from Dendi.
And then I'm gonna fucking buy Bows.
Okay, first pick here you're looking at maybe...
Okay Ryze is not the champ, I was thinking here's the first pick.
What roster will you build?
That's a secret, I can't tell you.
Wait.
Okay.
Yunara Lulu, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Makes sense if they ban Nami and go Yunara Lulu.
I mean, Yunara Lulu and Nivea sounds pretty nice.
stop yawning. Wow they're gonna go Vi, so that means they're dropping an Ibiya. I mean Vi is a
bit stronger because Xin Zhao is out, but Kenavi can just play Nefirion to Vi, or Wukong. Oh my god,
he bro, he's tired. The crazy thing is how much I've placed today against DK to qualify, and tomorrow
Or are they playing against Gen.G for basically second place for Gen.G really?
How am I just kind of locked first though, so...
I would be surprised if they take Unara.
There's no real entrant to pair her with.
Yeah, Jace better.
Oh, this is actually really scary for DK, because you can go Unara here, but you're going to lose Sion.
You're going to lose Anivia maybe.
Might lose Kasate, not sure.
It's Zeus, Jace, and neverise.
As long as they don't pick Nocturne here, I'm pretty happy.
Or like Nefiri.
Wow, they're pre-picking Trundle, expecting Sion on 3.
Now we can't do sound on 3, can we?
Ooh, they're just stopping any tank top.
Ooh.
I wonder if they don't even ban Sion now.
They'll probably ban Yorick, right?
He's quite smart by HLE.
because now they might they might ban like yorick
and
Maybe anivia ban is good, no?
What does DK even do right now? Uh, I mean he can ban nautilus. I think that's a good ban
I think Nautilus's ban is a good start, nice, no ban, Illaoi is 100% on rate bro, Illaoi
the Trundle Jace? I'm not sure. I think Nautilus has to happen here for DK. If they lock in
Something like MF Nautilus 4-5 is the game dropped.
What if she would place Wukong top this game?
chopped. I'm just trying to think of counters. There's Yorick. Wow, they banned middle mid.
Okay, they have Yorick I guess. But this is fine. They have Yorick and Ivia, don't they?
Wally? I do not want to see Vayne.
See here, LR would flex Viteop, and we pick King within the trundle.
Oh my god, they're gonna play Senna Alistar? No they can't, or?
Senna Niko? Is that a lane? Oh they are gonna use Senna Alistar. Senna Alistar is kinda hard.
But it's another global for Jayce, for Jayce on top. I'm surprised they got Yorick and Anivia 4-5.
I don't know why they didn't ban Yorick and Anivia. I feel like these bans are so much better on day.
Chat the Atsui no one has ever heard of the Atsui on his traumatic shop, so I'm not talking about the Atsui on the Atsui no one has ever heard of the Atsui on the Atsui no one has ever heard of the Atsui
AHHHHH
Bum bum?
Why Senna? That's a good question. Is Senna good in to Yunaro Lulu? I'm not actually familiar with that.
It's basically his world final at this point.
It's important to show them how important it is to play J-US and how much you can feel about J-US.
Just say, if you're going to cook, then do it.
That's the key.
Actually, J-US is a very good team for cooking,
but in the first line, J-US can keep hitting the ball.
And it's different to play.
That's right.
It wasn't Senna the OG Unara counter?
No, I remember the Unara counter was a Phelios.
Right?
Right?
Minions.
Are you gonna play more team in Minecraft this game? Yeah, after this game, it's a little bit more.
I think during the series, we can just get through the tutorials.
I think we should keep an eye on the mid lane as well
Is this winning draft for DK?
Ahhhhh no, no, I am not convinced yet
But we'll see
I think their lanes are good
Yorick is good into Jace
And Nivia is good into Ryze, you know, Lulu will win but Vi is not that unhappy for a funnel, it's not the end of the world.
Are you gonna fucking make an aggro what?
What are we...
What?
Okay.
I mean, sometimes you have to aggmax, you know what I mean?
You just wouldn't get it chat. You just wouldn't get it, just say you don't get it.
boom egg maxing works giga hard there now I'm not making a gank and I can see
it already rise flash no no no it's a count
What are you doing, Kodami?
Get your ass off me, what the hell?
Why does he flash?
Is it because he's gonna kill Zeke or what?
Yeah?
No?
Uh, wait, question, because obviously...
Sally always has a question, and you learn something every day. When Anivia goes into egg,
level 1, is it a percentage?
Because I know it's, I don't know the exact number, but I think it's level 11 or level 12,
where Anivia egg gives you more resistances, right?
But level 1 to 10 or something, you have less resistances.
But when you get less resistances, is it a flat reduction, or is it a percent reduction?
Super Soldier! What the fuck?
How? Drop the replay.
What? That kills?
What the fuck?
This is a great dive. This is a great dive. Nice, that's both with different targets.
Nice. That guy's dead on my screen. Smash tank,
smash. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. DK dives. Dibazquia, yeah. Okay, locked in, baby. Okay,
This spot matchup looks kind of fucked for HLE. They're down 20 CS and both died.
Yeah, I don't think Alistar counters Jhin or Lulu. That's not the answer.
How does Jorak's worth Jace work? Well, Jace wins early, and then Jorak buys plated Steelcaps, and then I think it gets even in Jorak's up to scale.
I'll make her stop it.
Wait, he's dead now?
Oh, he lost vision.
Why are you asking about losing?
So my my my my my my theory of the Anivia egg was like
Okay, my you know how we I like to look at trends
And like we we saw the casio trend very early on you know, this champ went from
A 4 5 to a 1 2 3 to a 1 to a ban
You know how we saw that trend in the meta evolve i'm wondering if
Doran's helm is just the single most broken item in the game
And I think he have Doran's helm in I don't know why
He's risalting in their face in bot the good news like look at this
You see what I mean by mid laner's roaming Zeca was about to send it in but
And now he's a risal on anivia from bot
Oh put on the Mert Sava
He has an egg though, he does have an egg. Will that egg do anything?
Oh god, I don't know if I can watch this game actually, like I think I'm gonna go fucking
crazy.
They're like, I don't know if this is Showmaker or StaleStork, like this is completely chopped.
Now he's bot!
Bro, Zeke has everywhere, man.
They will be diving him right now.
Yo, get your ass back to mid, we wanna dive bot.
I'm watching you, I'm watching you, I'm watching you
Now, can we dive him?
Carrier?
Well played by the light. He swapped combo flash as soon as the mongol dago.
I'm wondering if he could have combo'd earlier to save the dive, but I mean that's Giga worth with DK.
Smash you will carry this game. Smash you. Not me, you.
The Senna is absolutely out of this game for the next 30 minutes.
Being 30 CS down on Senna, it's Giga cooked in bot for HLE.
The first time I played with Jax, the only thing I knew was that Jax is good at cooking.
That's right.
I'll see if I can win the game from now on.
Jax's main character is pretty good at cooking.
Shiu, you're just a weak side fucking William in this game, okay?
I think Jax's main character is pretty good at cooking.
But in the first game, Jax was better than I expected.
I think it's right to evaluate that the cusm is doing a good job in the lane
Yeah, she was gonna have her easy.
And we died, but again.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Same again, just press R.
Ooh, Jasty beat.
J.C.T.
Move your cam so Senna can see the stacks, would you move my cam while you're streaming like this or what?
Oh my god.
Alistar probably has more gold in the center right now, it's so trapped, really.
Oh god, he's being completely fucking spammed over.
Well, she was behind, but Smash is so far ahead that it should be fine, right?
Right?
Kuma has aether wisp, yeah, he's building static shiv
They're getting so much space back in bot.
I think they're swapping too late, Orr.
This Jace is just gonna carry the game.
Fuck your stacks.
Yeah, we'll do Babski. I already saw it.
Babski. Alright, they swapped. But actually have plenty of time to match.
Can they dive the Senna top? Is it even worth to dive the Senna top?
Like, I mean, maybe it is worth to just dive the Senna, fuck it.
Oh my god, we go again or not?
I don't even know if it's worth, like, this game is literally, Yorick can't lane, Senna can't lane.
This is all it is.
Wait, this is kind of scuffed or?
Nope, this one's not.
Rises here.
Rises here, plays quite weak.
Actually, I have three grubs, okay this game is literally going to smash and career versus
Zayus.
But I do think Yorick will find his way back into the game easier than Senna.
Like Senna will not find, like Guma will not find this way back into this game for a long time.
But Jorak is okay.
Not the end of the road.
It's a career.
As well as Guma's U.S.
It's a battle between the two teams.
If we take the side-runs that are in a hurry,
I think we'll have a better situation.
Surely they can't die without it.
I mean, I guess they can die without it.
Guma's U.S. has improved a lot.
He can win by himself.
He can even use the shield.
But he can also use the Lulu.
Ah, but Zeus is eating really well.
The background that Jax used to play against Jax,
since he learned the Chinese language, the gold gap didn't get wider and the sides weren't shaking.
But if the sides are shaking now, the meaning of the yorik peak will be revealed.
That's right.
Showmaker is just sitting in a lane and pushing. You can see his, his row is stacking quite quick.
Senna's stack is 32.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
I mean, Senna's a full item down, 60 CS down, a level down.
Whereas Yorick, I think, it's like he's 60 CS down as well, but...
He's farming on Sidelane happily.
Jace is the one who has to have initiative this game in like, snowball to help the map.
Neeeeeee.
Oh my god, career step.
I'm gonna take it in to save them, but they are kind of already out, but Yorick will get bot tower here.
I feel like when your top lane, when your AD carry is ahead,
he will just push and roam and they will play on two lanes and you will lose if your top laner is ahead.
Who's in bot? So it's on your top laner to leave the lane and roam to shut the AD carry down.
To stop the AD carry from winning two lanes at the same time.
So it's easier for the Unara, but if the Jace finds angles like this,
It's good for the map, but that means that Yorick can catch up.
So it's a game, it's a very tight rope to walk, you know.
Because if they use overrobes here, and it doesn't work, and Yorick can push bot and
take a tier one, then you're losing all three lanes.
He's melting.
Harold, man, Shulmaker's too far to wall it.
Like here, DK to give space, lots of space, and just push.
Okay Zeus is kinda carrying.
You don't die.
You greedy motherfucker!
He's hitting it like 4 times!
Ah?
Ah?
Ah?
Nah?
Ah?
One?
What?
Oh? Oh? One? What? Cannot be licked by the way.
They like to smoke smash.
They like to smoke them so hard. He literally just rolled them up and smoked them.
Oh my god, DK.
How do you always find a way to lose the game?
How do you do that?
Sinestax, I'll tell you when I see them. Oh my god, have they thrown this?
It's not like lost yet, but oh my god, the H&E's top side is running again.
I've never seen such a fed Trundle in my life.
Like this is a one man army Trundle.
Hmm. Well, maybe the best thing to do now is giving Trundle's items.
His DK just waits for LDR.
I feel like on LDR they should be able to kill Trundle, because last fight they fucking vile to the Trundle
in a 3v4.
And that just sounds wrong.
But maybe with LDR it could be okay.
It's so boring because anything any better team now will just be what nice for cool top
They're TPing here?
Egg! Egg! Egg! Look Mike! Look Mike!
Just fucking open it. Just open it.
Get caught, try and salvage the game, run the game done.
I hate them.
What?
That ball was in slow motion.
Oh my god, it's just, it's just...
This Alistar is just making Smash's life impossible.
Delight Alistar.
Nice team, all of them have three deaths, nearly done.
Okay, nuke the roster.
I mean G2 reverse swept yesterday, what are the odds that DK do it as well today?
They're overplaying here, they're overplaying here a bit, they're being funny, they're being
very funny and I'm not laughing out loud, one?
That's it, one?
There's nothing going, what?
Shoot him as he tries to go over the wall to block him!
Is that Alistar surviving?
You fucking lying if that Alistar is getting outright.
Just kill him!
Boom.
Easy kill.
Nice, that two.
Smashy, decided to lose half his health.
And Koi had a Senna yesterday.
Deca and Delight, Chuban Desk is out, but we can't attack them, so we'll use T-plus.
Oh my god, it's Yorek's 4k down?
What?
Bro this H.L.E. topside is fucking insane by the way. How they carry this bot lane was unplayable
Senna stack 68
467, I didn't want to say it out loud.
It's okay to lose the number one team in the LCK.
What do you mean?
The other one to me is losing.
Just another bad day happens.
That's right.
It's a smash in the DPS where most of the deals need to be managed.
Every day that ends in day has been a bad day for DK recently.
I mean the last few years.
Someone needs to change the days.
He said gold chai, that means gold difference.
The only reason I know that is because I had a teammate and he was really kept saying jungle chai, which means jungle diff.
It's so easy to move
In a good way, in a good way
In a good way
Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah
Not in a bad way
What?
We are not seriously going in here.
Bro, Senna is probably stronger than Inara now, like this is just fucking crazy business.
This chase has 300 CS, roam the whole map, carry mid, carry jungle, carry bot.
If you can beat the Japs while winning, you will have a chance to be a B-plus.
Jorak has a second item at 26 minutes.
Chill.
Top is Flame Horizon, bot is Flame Horizon.
Why is there two Flame Horizons this game?
That was a bad filler.
Well, they can hold on for about 6 or 7 more minutes because the drake is spawning and they can give it the worst case.
Smashy gets IE. Do you think he pentakills?
I see it. I see it.
If Hamaski works great, I see it.
I'm going to push as much as I can
as much as I can?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Wait, shoot?
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Yeah, let's queue in
Why not? Fuck it
Okay, the rats are kind of cooking here
Oh, yeah
Is he being the shit at a...
Aha!
Aha!
Oh, get him, what?
Did the fucking cast you to say couple breaking?
We can fight this, we can fight this, we can fight this, we can fight this.
We can fight this, we can fight this.
Let's try to go... one?
Look Zekka?
SMASH! DO SOMETHING!
I didn't say we could win the fight, but I did say we could fight this.
Now Zerath is just fucking cooking them.
Hey, Shoveger got a kill back here.
Wait, wait, Wally, Wally?
I mean, DK gets mid tier 2.
It's 4 for 3.
Big shutdowns and a tower.
I would say worth 4.
But did Smash like...
I feel like Smash needs to be more decisive.
What's Ynara here?
Alistar?
Hit, hit, hit.
He wants to chase forward, he looks to the left now and he sees Zeca getting
vile here now he has to go on zeka but now he's like I feel like he just has to
just chase with his team on the zeka earlier
he might have been on cooldown but I think it is has to go with flash
Yeah, obviously, Lucid's hit is Q.
Alright, smashing is a gigafed now.
Oh my god, I just looked at Jace's inventory.
Oh my fucking god.
He's also almost level 20.
like an elder ring boss. Now it's said I didn't ult there. I would say the Yorick, you know,
I see it. He gets his Q heal off. Listen, that was a 6, that was a 5 item Jace vs 2.5
in Europe and it was that that was it that's kind of crazy
It's not like the base is using the front, it's just a god.
D plus Kia, what if we give this thoughts?
What if we just push mid and bot?
I'm down to walking and die actually, like, fuck it, we may as well just go.
I
Life meant
Yeah, we could have pushed made
Oh my god I looked at the top gold if I looked I looked oh he's fucking oh he's 5k down
You're 5.6!
You made it!
No, the wife!
The wife?
What? Aha!
Ah
Showmaker, are you good?
Are you good?
Zeus in GA though, Smash is one-shopping
Smash is vile into...
Well no career you have to go in and die we need 55555 go in and die please kill career
please kill him in game.
Nah you bait or a second.
Well the humble life top side is pretty good and they just fucking rolled them.
They just rolled the shit out of them.
the map well you're covering one of them but yes I think I know what you're on to
here yeah I see them what are those what are those these buildings are called
the relics the team fighter in a two is a game where the two teams of five players
compete and the team destroys any relic wins damn I could get used to this in the
game each player of the team plays a champion with unique characteristic
chat why are we playing this
uh-huh this could make a good game to initial players been added each team
these two players now move along bottom
this looks familiar I can't I can't put my finger on it the minions will spawn
and champions get gold from minions
why they playing swordsman swordsman but that's got to be troll right surely
mage archer rolls what
well now there's damage is that archer trolling or not then now I just have
to watch them one we wanted the death or what
chat I'm tweaking I'm tweaking can I play one of them I'm right-clicking
I got it. I understand how the game works now. Thanks for explaining that. Alright, put it up!
Wait! We're in the first draft phase! Chat! I've done all this before.
In T5 Manager 1. But the way it works is you ban champs and you pick them.
I'm going to ban pythoness.
Pick phase.
It's a classic.
A classic combo.
Night first pick.
Oh yes, enemy swordsman.
W combo.
Wait.
Oh I see, so each of your players is a roll and then based on their skill level you put
monster and champs okay okay well why did I not pick a support champ for him then
wait hold and then we watch the gameplay where is my camera going all this
Probably here, right?
We enter into the bot lane, numb locked and thaw lock in now.
Look, my combo, my combo, my draft draft it.
Stop diving them.
How do I, how do I speed this up?
Is there like a speed button?
I can only skip time.
Aha.
How long does the game last?
Wait, I'm losing.
What?
It's...
It's- it's num- like-
Nay?
Yo, yo, yo, why are you feeding that? It's G2 or what? Why are they throwing? Why are they throwing?
They were literally 2k up at first hour, but...
They're throwing! They're throwing!
A lot.
Hold. Wait.
WE LOST TO A MINION!
WE LOST TO A MINION!
Not a guy's kicked, by the way, that guy's kicked.
6.7 KDA.
Bro, I'm not reading all that.
Okay, here we go. So this is my HUD.
I get, I get, I get, oh okay, this is where I get the new patch notes.
So in the news, I get the new patch notes, and I get some emails.
In the game info, I can see which classes there are and how strong they are. Got it.
Got it.
Upcoming schedule. We play vs Navi on the Saturday. Got it.
And then I can see the schedule of who we're playing. Got it.
My match. Got it.
And then I have to use some scouting.
there's one called oil king and duro jungle I got it I got it I got it I got
it so now I have to choose my roster we're gonna go Norwegian AD and
numlogged support chat wait am I just doing 2v2s am I doing 2v2s is this
tutorial or is 2v2 the way the game works check can I skip the tutorial or is
this just part of the game I know all this
I'm sorry for tweaking, but I'm not doing the tutorial.
We're going deep.
We're going balls deep and I'm going to smash my head into the wall until we win.
Boom. Okay, Swiss. Where is it? Manager trading, skip. Difficulty, normal. Draft phase, 30 seconds.
Fearless. Double limb, tournament, Swiss. Boom, done. I don't want to do hardcore, oh
Oh yeah, hardcore filler, sorry.
Alright, ready?
Here we go. Now let's actually lock in.
Actually, let's have a little sniff around the teams.
Someone said check Korean Division 2.
They have Deft.
Zyreen.
Topsin!
Holy fuck bro, we're gonna encounter TENS!
Device!
Impact!
Now we're gonna encounter...
We're going to encounter so many fucking players.
You missed Vettius? Wait, where was it?
Kometo jungle? Wait, where was Vettius?
Oh, hell nah.
Oh, hell nah, am I losing to that?
No!
T1 has to shy as well!
Now we are giga locking in for this.
We are giga locking in for this.
Now we are giga locking in for this.
Wait.
Should we choose the worst team in the league or should we do like SK Gaming?
I kinda wanna do this one, cause it has broken bail in.
Okay, the worst.
All right.
All right, for the final time.
Can you change player names?
No, you can, you can, you can,
you can, you can, you can fucking,
Uh, what's it called?
Trade players.
All right, we're skipping the tutorial.
Okay.
Wait, why is my logo shifter's logo?
VAS!
It was the LR logo, right?
Am I crazy?
Okay.
Okay, for the final, final, final, final, final, final time.
Are we ready?
I think we're good, that's it.
The worst team in the league, from 10th place, LEC to world's winners.
The journey starts now.
Okay, all right.
We are in the transfer window.
We're in the transfer window.
We got the gaming house, there's the gang.
Sparky 12, Sparky 12's in the gaming house.
The house looks kinda nice.
The house looks kinda nice, I like the house.
Let's check the news.
Welcome to new role.
You can freely recruit players
from today until the second or third.
Okay, we can recruit players.
No, we can't.
there's there's there's no players to record kitty so like I just want to
test him so if I click on this guy I can negotiate with him how do I see my
have financials. Okay, so I think, okay so upgrading the facility will make people get
better at the game faster. Holy fuck, I'm so broke. Okay, so there's even a solo queue
ladder Jesus bro what how many champs are in the game
who the fuck is werewolf
someone says look at team liquids roster
I will dominate AD carry.
Okay so, oh but streaming, oh my god I remember this so the way the game works is like the
team can make money and if they train less and stream more then I think the team makes
more money.
One of my coaches is Joe Miller.
All right, let's, let's, fan expectation low, what?
Let's see if we can recruit someone or let's see
if we can recruit someone.
I feel like I need someone with really high potential
but low price.
Who is high potential low price?
You.
You.
He's 2,000 bucks.
Japanese division 2.
Wait a minute, 17 years old, rank 1 in Japan.
Yo please come over, please come over.
30k transfer fee, resale clause 50%, installment payment, I don't know what that is bro, I'm
not here in the negotiation.
How pigs are expected to man the transfer fee of approximately $7,000 for you?
Okay, well then, the best I can do is $10.8.
Best I can do is $10.8 and I want you on my main roster.
Actually, we'll do a little bit higher, we'll do a little bit higher, we'll do $12.5.
Make offer.
BOOM
Offer mate
You're overpaying him, am I?
How much am I paying him?
Wait, did I just get scammed? Or did I just scam myself?
Okay.
Practice match required.
Movistar Koi wants the scrim deal.
Two teams are locked in a fierce battle for Keen's signature.
Navier considered the front runner, but no final decision.
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Right now, let me get in there.
Let me get in there.
Now where's Keen?
how do I find him? how do I find him? how do I like how do I like find him?
filter? yeah but filter just says like skill dodge conditions. this list is
fucking huge bro. How am I supposed to find him? Tire 1 recommendation high,
potential high, free agent support. Wait. Wait. What's his solo queue rank?
He's ranked 178 in solo queue.
I think, I think that's a signing.
I think I'm gonna go for tighter one.
Titer one expects a minimum salary of $214,000.
What?
Are you fucking kidding?
What kind of fucking scam is that?
You'll piss off Hell Nah.
What?
Ego 99. Here's the highest ego in the game.
He wants to scam the shit out of me.
I need a good support. I need a good support. I feel like support is where it's at.
I need a good support. Try to see a good support. Say stop.
I need a potential very high. I need full rookie roster, but I need their transfer fee and their salary to be low.
Low, low...
And Jabwe.
Wait.
Kuzen, okay.
Use the filter.
Position, support.
Region doesn't matter.
Ego.
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need...
And now we don't do ego.
I checked this, this filter sucks.
I wanna filter potential, but there's no potential.
Fuck it, we're gonna sign Tyler one.
I wanna fucking sign him. Fuck it.
Fuck it, you can have a salary.
211k, that's all I can do.
Starter.
Core player.
Key player, we'll do key player.
you're getting zero bonuses by the way zero 217 K zero bonuses that's it
Tyler that's all I can offer you boom make offer
wait LR has a budget of five million what G2 Esports exploring a deal with
barrel for 444 K okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait, wait. Offer received. Wait, Tyler's looking at the offer. Tyler's looking at the offer.
Okay, we got a good support and we got a good top laner.
Now I need... Wait, let me have a look at my roster.
Where's my roster?
Dendi, how are we looking? Condition normal, 28 years old.
Rank 49.
Salary 208k not bad. Lupe 20. Why is everyone so old?
Thor. Nah you're all kicked literally. Like this team is last place in the league. I'm redoing the whole roster. How do I release them all?
I'm literally gonna release everyone. You're all released. I'm rebuilding this roster Sally's rebuilding it from the bottom
Wait for in draft
When the series ends we're gonna have all the time in the road to play this game today
I'm gonna build the single greatest roster ever Tyler one needs a good ad carry
Okay, the first pick Lee Sin and we got Kate's Garner. I like this for DK already.
I like this for DK already.
I'm gonna try and buy Dawn from Team Liquid. That's gotta be the play.
Alright, they're gonna go Ziggs into the Caitlyn, makes sense, because Caitlyn Lux is coming out.
Ooh, Nautilus. They could go Jhin, Naut into Kate, or MF Naut.
They could go MF0.
Yeah, MF0 tries it.
Well, Amolife's on comfort, but they're dropping top, and Gnar is the most OP right now.
Go Brown.
Go Brown now.
Oh my god.
Like I fuck with the Lux, but into Nautilus Lee Sin, I'm not sure if I fuck with the Lux,
You know what I mean?
Ooooooh well I'm scared of assassins now. I feel like an Auri or something could really cook DK or an Aurora, you know what I mean?
I like Nara on 4 here for DK. It's quite safe. Chases out.
yeah good ariben very nice and then for annual life I mean they might need to
ban Vayne Narf and I doubt it I think Zeus probably give a fuck actually I'm
kind of scared of Zeca Akali here yeah I'm a little bit scared
They've been to Taliyah, okay. So mid laners right now, they're kind of good. Aurora, Akali, and I think TF is quite good for DK.
If they ban Silas, they're going to go TF. They're looking for TF, they're having a sniff for it with Melbourne.
Is Zekar gonna say ban the TF or is he gonna is he gonna blast it in the lane and go Sylas into it?
Sylas indicate Lux is not that fun, probably
They ban the NAR okay, they are scared of the NAR
All right, TF time it's TF time Shoemaker. They can't go Akali if we go TF
Don't you dare pick Sion on 4 here.
Just put the TF in the bag buddy.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Now he might go Sylas.
I doubt it though.
He's more likely to go...
Now he won't go Yone, Rumble's out.
I think HLi might take Sion, HLi might take Sion, and then they might go Aurora.
I think Sylas kind of fries, but I'm hoping they don't do it and they go Aurora.
FIS! FIS!
FIS!
I haven't seen FIS in pro play for 10 years and I'm not even kidding.
Allow him to Sion Lee Sin, do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Oh my god he did it! What is this game?
Alright chat, the ad to get him on the edge, he'll end the edge.
Tremor of top 10 on the 1, 2 back 3 game so I have to run the ad to get him on the edge.
And then I'll see him and I'll see in a sec.
FIS!
Let me have a look at Zeca's solo queue.
He played Fizz 2 days ago in solo queue.
Wait, he actually has 5? Yes, he's been playing Fizz, what the fuck?
He doesn't play on this account. This is a secret account or what. He has like one game every week or some shit. This was 30 days ago.
But he has got Fizz games on it.
Hmm... yeah...
This!
He's taking his jacket off as well, Zeca. Oh my god.
Oh my god, he just put it on the floor. He just put it on the floor!
They're two up and they bust out the Fizz.
They're against DK, a top 5 LCK team.
They're locked in the Fizz.
Jesus.
Ignite electrocute Fizz mid
I mean the Fizz will one shot the Caitor the Lux
And we lost the old bot already. Bro bot is already so lost. No joke. It actually is lost
He based
Now he should have he's got the wrong Fizz skin
I used to be a Fizz player and I will say the carrot Fizz skin is way better
This Fizz TF matchup is actually it has a lot of history behind it because I'll never forget
Dopa had like
There was like this period in time where Fizz was the counter to the TF and
Dopa did a YouTube video about how to beat Fizz with TF
Which was like a matchup he couldn't win and he played
electrocute Ignite TF mid against the Fizz and went like Doran's blade or something and he went E start and he just like
Fuck this Fizz up level 1 to 3 and it was to do with the third wave
I can't remember exactly the video, but it was like E start TF Ignite electrocute and it was like a
Cinema video because everyone was like oh my god. This is how you beat Fizz with TF. It was like season 5
And I remember watching it myself and trying it and then I just kept dying to the face level 3
But it was cool. It was cool
Because the way the style worked was you like pushed hard you like crashed third wave or something you like chunked him on the tower and killed him
Nice, so let me just check my notes here
Caitlyn base is level 1, uh huh, misses some minions, gets pushed on tower by the MF North lane, uh huh, and then we get split mapped on by the Lee Sin, okay.
So...
So how do we win the game?
My Caitlyn Lux is weak side!
What the fuck?
Oh, hey, Flash E killed here!
Okay, no cleanse on MF, yeah, career?
You see it?
You see it?
The Q flash?
Get him a bit lower, get him a bit lower.
Oh my god, it's free chopped in mid.
I'm not sure why I cannot be crossed, probably because the walls were down, right?
You got double crabbed.
I never thought I'd see the day there's an Illaoi and a Fizz in the same game
in a LCK Vest of 5 in 20-26.
Oh yeah, get those 10 skills out.
And that ship goes like this, it's kind of chill. TF just farms and just fucking sits under his tower.
Sally's been here many times before. It's kind of hard to die. The only time to die now is level 6, Fizz will ignite.
My favorite combo is the QR Fizz combo. If you know, you know, chat. If you're a chat, don't know the QR Fizz combo.
It's quite clean when it lands. It's quite funny when it misses.
It is a crime to play Fizz and not play the fucking carrot Fizz game though.
Our fisherman face kinda cooks.
Help!
Oh my god, Lucifer failed this fight
Oh, the Caitlyn lane is loosing. The animals are leaving. Do you really need anything else?
It's okay, Shoemaker will TF'le bot and he will break the line of this lane.
And he will not die when we want to fizz
I still like to keep rock
It's okay. I'm TF I hug my tower and I build Ruby crystals all good. Don't worry about me
Showmaker is a TF goat. He's one of the greatest TFs of all time. If there's anyone who knows
how to play this matchup, it's definitely Shoemaker.
champ though, that champ
this is coming
SHOOOOOCK
Inbinding mist. Fizz has red buff.
One for one. Fizz gets a kill. Showmaker gets a kill.
Is he Fizz maxing? Yeah. Oh no, what is Fizz maxing? Probably E.
What is the Fizz build?
I don't know, old school Fizz was like lich ping, he has a fucking, maybe he's going rocket belt or some shit
Maybe he goes rocket belt and the lich ping
I even got dragon and a dragon dance
I think we need to change this trend
I think we need to change this trend
I think we need to change this trend
I think we need to change this trend
TP back from Shoemaker
No Drake up yet though
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, Shane's to see that Fizz
But this is a challenge
Oh yeah, but
I don't have any skills
I don't have any skills
Oh big lock, some kill
Kill!
WOOOOOO! WRAP THIS PIECE!
Never let Lucid drive ever again.
Big kills, big kills. This is the decay over a sweep. You don't get cocky with them. You don't get cocky with them.
You give them an arm, they'll take a leg.
Die? Nah, can't die.
Now, show me this unkillable mode, by the way.
Yes, yes, he's got at the point of unkillable mode.
Merc Treads catalyst, can't die to face now, buddy.
the
Tentacles, please! Tentacles, more!
Do you get him here? You have red buff. He has flash though.
Scarner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch out for Baal's.
Watch out for Baal's!
We're screwed!
How did you even get that hit?
I just got a lot of kills here.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
He was scared of Lee Sin Q. Does Lee Sin Q kill? Is it better to just E? I think it's better to just E on top of the scar or not ult as well.
We'll forgive it, we'll forgive it. But you don't have W?
We will forgive it.
Good intentions, no silly, deal.
Wait, let me get VAR.
Nice.
Chat, we're gonna VAR the Lux play, hold on.
If you hit it, it won't work
It's not like Dragon's attack
It's not a simple attack
I'll take the position of the Jekai
No, it's not
Q misses, look at the phase, top right
Shark misses
Waterless dead
Oh my god, he kicked me to the side
What the fuck
That was insane by Konami
Holy shit, Shawmaker had flash
Holy shit
But Illaoi's on the side lane though, think about that.
Is there a dive here?
There might be.
There's no wave now though.
Talk to me.
Oh my god, we're trying to predict everything.
Nice flash.
Oh no!
Oh please!
Smashy walked into the corner of the...
Oh god, no.
TF ult, TF ult, TF ult. Maybe you're fine.
Hola!
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no way they're all out, by the way. Right.
Wait, you might be dead. Now you're not, you're fine.
Right, right.
Oh, please! Just flash something, anything.
I think it's going to collapse.
I think it's going to collapse.
The beginning of the game,
the DPS was losing the game,
but the Yodels are falling off the ground.
It's going to explode.
The light is flashing through the trap.
What is this kick though? Look at this.
That's fucking crazy.
That is actually kind of crazy from Gnabi.
Is he listening to his favorite spotify player or what?
I guess he is, right? He's jamming.
Everyone's trying to predict.
The smash walk into a meffold here.
I mean, he has flash, but...
He's kinda cooked there.
There's no way he got away with his dive.
If the hook doesn't land, they can't dive.
But it lands.
Should I also flash the hook? Oh my god, so many things are going differently.
VAR.
Shield lands.
Kick Q.
ER is here.
There is a chance Lucid could die if Kanavi Q is there. I see it.
I see it.
No foul. No foul.
No foul.
Fair enough.
Alright, see who's keeping it. He's been on side lane for a while, he should be really strong, right?
If they like just scripting or what, we had no more scripting?
Oh my god that kick.
I don't know if I can watch bro.
Oh my god.
Side step ready? 3, 2, 1, is it a ward jump?
What?
Oh, W.
Can we FF?
I'm... no don't FF.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Oh my god, Shoemaker looks so depressed. I'm sorry Shoemaker, I know it's a humiliation ritual, I'm...
Chips the scarner into his face.
And he gets silenced cute as well.
Is Cannabi just like a pro bowling player or some shit? Like what is this?
His Lee Sin is so fucking clean.
He's also, the skin has so much aura when you play good I think on Lee Sin.
I mean she just they have TF to allow it it's time to just
Accepted, we're clicking silence for the rest of the game, just accept it.
Nice ult cancel the Q, nice big damage from the allow account to pick right, no cleanse on Mr.Sushi, big scarner ult and...
SHARK!
Q you're tanking the tower.
Oh
These casters are really encapsulating how I feel right now. Oh fuck off
Peace peace peace
Oh, yeah, just an in-it tower dying at 19 minutes versus face. Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
We are actually that no we are a good team
Oh my god red buff, it's a fun.
You're nothing special, we lose every week.
Lock him.
The counter to one life is being blocked.
And the D-plus of this team is...
The K-train loves the lane lane lead.
The gold is in the passive, and the lead is in the twisted fate.
But the K-train is playing 6,000 gold.
DK is like Tottenham.
What do you mean?
Ah, Lucid looks kind of dilded.
Get him out of there.
Oh my god.
This DK, Crystal Patas, bro, what are you saying right now?
Shark!
Bro, I never thought I'd see the DK setting fucking Bungton by MF Fizz combos.
This is like watching a fucking solo Q montage, bro.
100, 400, 500, it's going up continuously
Shark into bullet time
Shark time, oh, oh, Shark tail
In the car wash, yeah
What the fuck? You trying to put him over the wall?
Wait, wait, that's one, wait, wait, wait
All of this has been happening. I haven't seen Siwoo in any of these group fights ever.
He's literally just clicking sideline till death.
My expectations were low, but holy fuck, what is this?
They're getting farmed!
They're getting farmed!
Like, what is this?
Look at the size of that fucking thing.
This is like Jaws!
Ah ah ah
Nice, she was here!
She was here!
Boom! Big low yield!
Wait, cannot be died, wait, hold?
Hold, hold!
See yous!
See yous!
There's a fish in that bush.
What, he's so quick!
He has 20 stacks, midge eyes!
I'm more king.net facebuilds
No more fishy
Okay, she wouldnt get too cocky.
Oh, that's a 1k shop down, but he has Protobelt, Zonyas, 20 sex magi, flash up, like, are you sure you can lock that guy down?
I'm going to go to QSS and play.
How is DK killing anyone in this game?
Just believe DK will win this game.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god he's putting Pizzle on him.
No, come on really.
Watch out for the shark, watch out for the shark.
Korea, he's got a shark, watch out.
Oh, that shark.
He's 8, 0, and 10, 25 magi stacks on Fizz
in a best of 5 versus top 5 LCK team DK.
It's out of control.
It's out of control.
someone's has science gone too far someone stop this man don't die and
bleep my lord guys leave my loan don't do it
oh for fuck's sake
I'm coming! I'm going to destroy you!
Change!
One life, EWC-2026!
I'm coming!
Wow...
One life?
It's tough times for DK.
Yo, poor one ounce, poor one ounce for DK. Tough times.
Yo, tough times, tough times, tough times.
What the fuck?
It's a Joker pick.
It seems like it's prepared against the Black Pan.
I've made a big pick.
That was an email.
Well, chat I'll see you later for LCK tomorrow, all the lead frogs, I will be going to teamfight manager now.
3 vs 0
I don't know, I don't have any final comments really, just um...
Only up from here, right?
I mean, it can't get much worse than this, can it?
Well, we're gonna go into the LCK next week and lose the fucking non-shin, uh, come on.
DK, hate what your GIFT's 5 subs, are you fucking...
And I've heard that the real challenge is really going to be a top lane.
I've heard that this is how the game is going to be.
And I've heard that you need to focus on your targets, like you're doing in the first game.
There's a lot of good plays going on.
And I've heard that you need to focus on your targets, like you're doing in the first game.
Alright, League Frogs!
I will be doing team fight management now.
Los Ratones is back.
Saeho's is fucking bored.
He just looks unimpressed and bored.
Yes, Saeho's the series is over, you won 3-0, you can go on now.
Oh my god that was actually wow that was um I just came back what happened nothing just
going to game 4. Alright. Now. Has T1 accepted my contract? Has T1 accepted the contract?
Yes or no? Okay. So, contract status. T1 has received the offer. And you have an
accepted alright we're kicking the whole roster who else can we scout we need an
ad carry for the team we need a carry we need a carry that's that's cheap high
potential and high recommendations there is I will dominate but the problem with
dialogue dominate is he's 28 years old and he has very low potential so I
Listen, I was thinking of I will dominate title one bot lane
Very low potential. I'm not sure if we're gonna do that. I'm not sure if we're gonna do that
Who's a good potential as a ill wait as a lady carry
Okay as a ill is option one
Azalea is option 1.
Who else has high potential?
Monte Cristo? Nope, he's very low potential.
But he comes from a high recommendation, W.
Quid? Free agent?
Quit free agent
And that's about it unless we go for someone that is
Lower potentials. Oh device we could get device
We could get the vise.
Get cd max bot lane.
it could get cvmax Tyler won bottling
Okay, let's negotiate a transfer
Leon is expecting a fee of 2.67 million for cvmax
Nah
hell nah, am I fucking buying him of Leon?
No way
no way no way I can't afford that bro I'm the lowest I'm the lowest budget
team in the fucking game are you in the game I don't know it's cage in the game
that's a good question
uh...
uh...
uh...
no i'm not
now i gotta be in the game somewhere right
i gotta be in the game somewhere
i gotta
i gotta be in the game somewhere
How do I, how do I search?
How do I search names?
Okay, some teams are bidding on players.
Like people are bidding on barrel,
people are bidding on expect,
stand, like these people,
they don't know ball, I know ball, I know ball.
I need to chat, I need to lock in, I need to get a top, I need to get a mid, an AD and a jungler.
Let's start with jungler, let's go to jungler. I feel like AD is a bit tough.
Jungle. We need a cheap jungler that's up and coming because we need to play for the long term here.
Wait, I have an idea. Wait. We could buy the shy from T1.
141k buyout not bad I can do that I can do that I can do 141k buyout salary is
not bad I'll do 150k team transfer budget after contract 5.26 million wait
I've got so much money why am I fucking trolling you know we gotta get the
buyout give me I've got so much money see that remaining salary budget after
contract 157k okay but I'm gonna get rid of some players though if I get rid of
some players my roster is it okay like listen I've got two 80 carries some of
Some of these players are on way too high of a salary.
Um, how do I...
Uh, I'm just gonna let people go.
I have to pay fees to get rid of them?
Is there a way I can put them up for sale, add to release list?
Does that put them up for sale?
Yo, someone needs to come in and buy some of these players. Listen, I'll give you a discount.
I'll give you a discount. I'll give you the best discount ever.
Offer sense to the shy, you and Tyler won.
Okay, now we need a mid-laner. Now we need a mid-laner. Let's have a little look. Chat,
the key things we need to look out for is on the right, it says very high here because this
is potential, you can't see it. The salary is low and the recommendation is medium to high.
High. Medium to high.
Mm-hmm. Asura.
Babkiss.
Um...
Effort.
I can't get Babkiss.
Doran. What?
I could get Doran, but his potential is normal, he doesn't have very high potential.
Junjiya from TSM, should I buy Junjiya? No, I can't, his salary is too high.
I need to like, I need to find like a free agent and just scam the fuck out of him.
LS, perfect, there we go.
LS, high potential, a lot of aggression, free agent.
I will give you a salary of 4k.
and you can be a key player LS. Deal?
LS expect minimum salary of 66k.
66.7.
Make offer. Boom LS.
Okay, okay. Now
we need an AD carry. The roster right now is kinda stacked.
Ivory. That looks good to me. Actually, I think we get Azale. No, Azale's on KC, he's
gonna have a big buyout. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Chat, I will dominate's
His potential is very low and he's 28 years old.
It's free lose.
But we do have that veteran mindset, you're right.
He has good mental.
He wants a salary of 1.4 mil?
Bro, you can fucking piss off Dom, you can fucking suck my balls like I'm not fucking
paying you 1.4 mil.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Maybe later on.
Right now I'm kind of broke.
Wait, Wunder is in this list. He's on team WE.
I'm not going to get Wunder, he's got to carry. Fuck that.
Top Sun! Wait, we could get Top Sun. His potential is not very high. I want very high potential.
Ooh, we could get Quid.
Listen, we need to get a good Starving Roster.
Oh my god, here is sensation 18 years old lots of aggression good condition
Wait, I didn't realize there's communication levels in this game
Wait, if they don't speak English were chopped
wait
Korean
English
Japanese
American
Well, we're all gonna have to learn fucking English together or some shit. We are gonna be in a little bit of trouble
But we'll make it work. We'll make it work. You don't need comps. You don't need good comps. You see the play good
Just play good. Okay. I didn't realize I actually had to account for them speaking English fuck my life
Fuck there's so many of them that are expensive
Ben nah 66k 66k
Chat I don't know who to do
Fuck man, they're good ones are expensive. It's almost like it's real
maybe we keep maybe we nine mirror what the fuck I think we go for Paladin 16 year
old NA ADC now he's fucking trash look at these stats nice action about 158k
now NA players are so expensive bro what the fuck who do you think they are
I was gonna pay him fucking 5k
Toronto Tokyo
Why do the free agents want so much money
Coconut how much do you want 50k let me see your stats
He's just fucking like it. Oh my god
wait how do I see wait maybe we just keep one in the 80 carries
Thor how do I see who's better how do I see who's better Thor or Norwegian how do
as he was better. Compare with roster. So Thor costs me way more. And he's
mechanically better. Oh my god this is like a rookie. Now he has 92 in calls
here now now Thor is better Thor is better this guy's just gonna miss every
skill shot Norwegian you're fucking out all right Thor is gonna be the starting
roster now how do I see if they're gonna accept what Tiders comes like he has
99 ego but it's a shotcaller so Tyler's the shotcaller you is the aggressor
LS is the aggressor and wait my team is a bit aggressive I think my team is a
bit aggressive maybe they're a little bit too aggressive for we're not
releasing you. We are not releasing you. We're gonna keep you. Okay. Do we just click Proceed
now and we wait to see? I can also adjust my budget on my financials. I can increase
my salary budget. And I can reduce my recruitment budget, which is fine. We can do that. We'll
tweak that a little bit because I think it's going to get really expensive all
right monthly income is kind of trash I think I have to click I need to spend
money on upgrading the facility as well okay okay the LEC split starts soon we
need to lock in transfer window is this week and then we play Koi on the 7th
all right do I click proceed and then I hope to god that they accept my offers
What about coaching staff?
Now I have coaching staff.
We have Joe Miller, head coach, W. Joe, bum.
Hellpicks accepted to the transfer negotiation for you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, he wants to sell you 43k.
We'll do 45k and you'll be a starter.
Deal?
Yo, T1 needs to respond bro, I need to get to shy.
Yo, T1 respond, I need some news, I need some inboxes.
Sonic wanna scrim, except Norwegian leads the growth this week, what?
Wait, the weekly training report, Lupe is getting worse, that guy is getting replaced anyway,
Twisten is getting worse, he's also getting replaced, but Norwegian, the young guy is
getting better.
Maybe I should keep Norwegian and kick Thor.
I think I will do that.
No, I don't need Norwegian.
I don't need Norwegian, I'll keep him.
Barrel transfer frenzy.
Thor's stress warning is too loud.
When trading load, match pressure and fans, expectations, all kinds of things, the risk
is on the stage.
Thor is very stressed.
Okay, well, I can fix that.
You're kicked.
No regen starting, boom.
Weekly analysis report.
Wait, do you need to remember this chat?
The highest win rate champs on the patch right now are Lancer, Shadowmancer and Circus.
Wait, what's the schedule?
What day is it today?
We're playing Koi today, where's my fucking roster signings?
Yo, accept!
Oh my God, we're gonna start the split so fucking dog shit.
Wait, who's going mid, Twisted or Kris G?
Twisted has a good mental.
Oh my God.
This guy doesn't roam, you're not playing.
Dendi, talk to me, you're gonna be a good jungler, yeah?
Looper top and numlok support yeah
oh no these are scrims these are scrims nevermind this is the transfer window
okay these are scrims oh that's great that's great that's great that's great
that's great that's scrim title one wants to title what he just fucking high
I bought me no I offered 217k he came back with 308k no let's do 250 let's do 250
Let's do 267. Make offer. Bro, you don't fucking do that to me.
Chat, should I be training at all? No, everything's fine, right? We're training. Everything's
okay. Why are we resting? The fuck is that?
Oh, you have to rest at least 5% really.
Swiston seems to be struggling with the training load, Norwegian is struggling with the training
load, control, training hasn't begin, twists and sets are declining.
Okay, proceed.
Practice match?
Okay, this is a scrim, this is a scrim.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Is this a scrim?
Am I going to play with this team?
It's a scrim, chat, this is a scrim.
Don't jump to conclusions from this game, okay?
I didn't even scout their team.
But I know that Lancer is gigabroken, so that's getting banned.
They banned Ghost.
I'll ban fucking, I don't know what to ban, I don't know what to ban. Just random ban. This is the way you do in scrims sometimes, you just random ban.
We're gonna ban, we're gonna ban Ice Smage.
I'm gonna ban Vampire.
Fuck, I don't even know what my teammates like playing.
What do you want to play? I don't know what to play here. I really don't, I haven't read the patch notes.
I've been trying to figure out a good roster.
Let's go with a, let's go with a, let's go with an Archer one. It's a Flex.
And let's go with a magic knight too. That sounds kind of good. They've gone for a
monkey.
I'm kind of fucking with a pole warrior here, and I also like the idea of a...
I
Just support champ here
Let's go with monk I like a monk
Okay, and now counter pick top I have counter pick top should we go for a hammerer on five?
bomb. That's the exact roster I envisioned to know. No. Swap. I want the 80 carry and
80 carry. Smell me? Bomb. Lock in. Go aggressive, go super aggressive. Are we winning? Okay,
wait we're red side right? We're red side? No region! Go for the dive! Boom! One for
worth nice we're getting the snakeboss wait
norwegian what are you doing he's fucking trolling by the way why you're a
support by the way your support you're going in one this whole roster is so
kicked by the way this whole roster is so kicked what else I mean my top laner
is kind of frying. Team fight in mid, Dendi goes in, trolls nice. Okay we are 5-1 down
in kills. This is gonna be a bad call right? Why is my support frontlining? No you're
kicked. You're so kicked. Red team started has been destroyed. Nice hold the line. Why
is my dc frontlining? Where's the front to back? No coordination. Terrible, terrible
team. Terrible. Why are we even screaming? Why are we even screaming?
This is like watching Zeca Fizz just fucking... this is like DK vs HLE. You trolled their
draft and the draft is perfect. Then it's not playing accordingly to the draft.
These are a chrono-pune on my team. Listen, M.Coy is one of the best teams in the league. They're top three.
I'm last place and I have a trash roster. I'm rebuilding from the bottom. I swear to god.
I'm rebuilding from the bottom.
Okay, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. I know we lost. Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. It's full-chopped. I get it.
How do we skip?
Ah yeah, 9 minute win, Luley, I get it.
How do we...
Okay, we lost.
We got a kill though, that's not bad.
Norwegian, W damaged out.
Twist in, Dendi, Lupe, Numlock, you're all gapped.
Proceed.
A new sweat.
The shy is accepting the transfer negotiation.
LS is highballing me and so is you.
What? Why is everyone highballing me?
What the fuck is this?
The shy's loyalty is low.
150k.
Make offer.
LS, how much are you asking for?
He wants 90k, 83k, make offer, use negotiation, his minimum is 44k, he's asking for 100k,
6x6.7k, accept it or get fucked.
Alright, new practice match requested, would you like to scrim?
No, I don't want to scrim anymore.
Shairo's looking for a new team?
Don't give a fuck.
Oh my god another scrim.
This is even my roster.
On stage scrim.
You should just delegate it.
Head coach runs the pick fan.
Okay, my coach!
I don't know if I agree with that, the Werewolf 1-2, are you serious?
Okay, I mean, let's see how well they do then.
Let's see, let's see how well they do.
He puts the Werewolf in support, it's an assassin.
I don't know if he knows the game very well.
Let's do a flexible style.
they want he wants to do stable this guy's a fucking pussy what is this what
is the game gonna be a win now or what
let's see lost for tones on the right they got the serpent that's not good
nice we're getting we're getting giga gap we're we're get we are getting giga
gap I told you it's not that it's not the coach it's I'm draft I drafted and we
still lost.
It must have been the playstyle. I went for aggressive, I should have gone stable.
I should have gone stable.
Nah, this fucking genre is getting hard carried though. What is this? 1-1-1? Are you serious?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Wait, we're actually winning by the way. We're stomping them into the ground.
my mid laner is completely carrying, twist 10, big W twist 10, my top laner is
cannot carry, wait, LR scrim results we're back
maybe it's because we're against fennec though that could be a reason I
wouldn't think too much about it if we're against fennec, not that deep so I
I wouldn't say coach give up. I'm still gonna change the roster though. I'm still gonna change the roster.
Maybe it's because I'm removing the whole roster that they started playing good.
I feel like the roster needs a nice... Why is he typing in chat bro? Use your fucking headset then.
Why is it giga stomp?
Just murdered them.
Holy!
Okay.
Mid and top kind of cooked.
Now I've realized something very important here.
50 years old.
I've realized something very important here.
No, I trust your mirror.
I trust your mirror.
I trust your mirror.
The recruitment has been concluded.
He accepted.
You, LS accepted as well.
What?
No he didn't.
He counter offered.
He's counter offering 85k.
Who the fuck?
No.
75k.
Final offer.
Final offer.
You, I'm gonna accept you because you're fucking-
Wait, that was a less.
SHICE I clicked accept
Barrel has departed team vitality of a transfer fee of 3.2 million dollars
Bro, I'm negotiating 10k here
All right, Ellis in the roster bum
All right, the roster's kind of cooking I need to sell some players though
Now, LS is Calls 1, he doesn't talk, and he has no ego, but that's where the Sally Roster building comes in.
Titer 1. Full ego, only shouts. This is where it's at.
But wait, LS's stats are kinda fucking chopped. One Call, one Mental, misses every skill shot.
He's just aggressive and roams
Yo, twisty looks great
But he's
Unless you're 16 he needs to he's the grind
Maybe we don't make him a starter
Everyone's so stressed. Why are they so stressed? Relax. Relax. Are we training too hard?
You want to rest a bit?
full training plan, ls, full training, twist 10, you can chill a bit, don't worry about
it, you can chill a bit, Lupe, you're a top laner, you can chill a bit, dandy grinding,
nice we need high stress Tyler you can fucking get stressed a little bit wait I
don't have an ad carry yet who am I waiting for now do I need to carry no I
didn't get an ad carry in the transfer window I was gonna keep Norwegian
I'm waiting for the shy and you to accept
Twistons broadcast activity rise the shy
He counter offered even higher
Exceeds your budget. Is this guy a fucking freak?
Why counter offered 300k?
Bro, listen, I think the shy is gonna have to get fucked.
Like, actually, I think we're gonna stick with Dendi.
Dendi's cooking, bro.
Dendi's cooking.
Listen, maybe in a few years time we'll take you,
but you're just fucking trolling at this point.
He started off with 124K as the offer
and we're ending with him asking for 300K.
bro he's 16 what's he asking double the salary for they started off with I just I
joined Loslatans 2 for 100k take it or leave it I'll leave it all good
all right the shy rejected no maybe in another life actually what role are you
Wunder
Let's have a look
Let's have a look where Wunder is
Where's Wunder?
I wonder where Wunder is
He's not a jungler
I think you're an AD carry
900k?!
Fuck that then
Fuck that, fuck that, when they're hellnar.
Alright, final negotiation starting stage is with you.
Should we be screaming?
The scrims help with anything?
Or is it training?
I don't know if scrims do anything.
Wait.
I'm keeping Norwegian, right?
When did this contract run out?
Oh, he signed for two years, we're chilling.
The shy negotiation failed.
Ah, sucks, sucks.
All right, we need to then now assign
who our star players are.
Tyler?
You are now our key support
Norwegian
You are now our key AD carry I think or what we should go for Thor with Tyler
I think with Tyler Thor is a better fit for now because Norwegian talks too much and he has a high ego
I think bot lane is gonna collide
Whereas Thor he has a low ego and doesn't talk much, you know because Tyler is giga talking giga ego
So I think we have to pair him with Thor
Now, Twist-N is pretty good. He's gonna have to be the starter for now, while LS fucking works on everything.
Chris G, your fucking, as soon as someone wants to buy you, you're gone.
Dendi, I like Dendi. I like Dendi.
LoEgo, LoEgo, focuses a lot, he goes hard.
Lupe is also not bad, but I really am banking on getting you.
he's gonna be the next star top laner. My plan is get the noobs that are 16 years
old on the team have them in the training facility let the boomers
carry it on for now and then and then we just go like ninth place first split
and then we win worlds later in the year. Deal?
The financials are pretty bad, okay, it's going down a lot, but wait, wait, I just realized something.
He's streaming with 62 viewers.
And that's making the team money.
Why is everyone resting?
Anyway, we move on.
Oh god, use recruitment negotiation.
Thor's condition has fallen into a danger zone.
If the next match in training schedule are pushed through, unchanged recovery might be
the biggest problem for short-term performance.
What?
What happened to Thor?
He's gigastressed?
Bro, you fucking...
You chill.
star is drawing a lot of hype the 17 year old prospect is getting a lot of
attention that title one gaps if I kind of him but he renegotiated he wants 84k
okay deal
Deal. Deal. Alright. You are going to practice hard now. Hard practice.
Okay. The roster's ready. The roster's ready. I think we can close the
Wait, if I close the transfer window does that mean I can't sell my homies?
Do I just have to hope someone reaches out to buy them?
You need to practice language for your teammates. How do I do language practice?
Oh God, oh my God, I need to teach some fucking... Wait, let me think about this. So Tardor1 speaks English
Thor speaks English
Twiston speaks English, Dandy speaks English, and Lupe speaks English, W.
Now, here's the problem.
LS speaks English, nice.
But U speaks Japanese.
So, U need to learn English.
Wait, how is it that there's two languages, Europe and North America?
Surely that's gonna overlap, right? Surely that works, right? Or?
There's American and European, those fucks that.
Wait, I need to respond.
I can guarantee a res schedule and you can get better commission and loose res.
I can lift them up and they can train harder or we can discuss it. I said, bro, you rest up. We we we we we we rest up
Lupe training decline detected his recent training shows drops in performance
You shows prospect growth. This is why Sally runs the roster. I know Lupe is 29 and he's gonna fucking fail soon
but
You is gonna become the next star and that's fine
Norwegian got better. You got better. LS got better. Lupe and Twistin and Denby are getting
a bit worse. Fuck, maybe I should get a jungler. Ooh, I think I should get a jungler. I think
I should get a jungler because the shy was trying to scam me. Wait. Wait. Wait. We need
the jungle. We need an up and coming jungler. Now we need to look out for this chat, okay?
We need to look out for a high potential or very high potential and recommendation low
helps because they're not cheaper.
hmm bluffing
clearlove is on sentinels hell nah am i buying that
Bro, some of these players are too expensive.
Momma?
Chat the filter.
You can't filter by potential.
There's no potential filter.
Okay, I think bluffing is the best so far.
Targamas though?
Targamas?
We could get Targamas or bluffing.
I can't click on potential, it doesn't do anything.
I think we might get Targamas.
Ooh, we could get Simple.
16 years old, Simple.
He's in the South American League though.
Wait, let me think.
Let me just think, let me just think out loud real quick.
So Thor and Tyler are the shot calling
and the positioning and the control.
Yeah?
that means we need judgment we need judgment 56 then these then these
judgments low we need judgment okay I know exactly who we're getting
where is he fuck it should we just get simple
I think I will filter by judgment being high and and I need someone who is good at farming at least
and and they need to be a jungler
They're all washed, Shise.
All of the noobs just have really low stats, that's the problem.
All of the noobs have low stats.
I think we just get simple.
But he's South American, he don't speak English.
Chad what do you mean Poby he's fucking trash okay we're gonna get
Is there, I wish there was a way to filter like, um, oh, free agent only, bum.
Um, I think I need a free agent.
Wait, now he has, ooh it's a wrist, oh god.
okay pays is an option
bluffing is definitely not an option
forbidden one nice too much ego
why is there gonna have so much ego
oh MoMA looks good
MoMA
MoMA looks good wait is it a dual roll? roll swapper what the fuck?
Chat, I think MoMA is the win by the way.
Or a Blaze Olive.
Nah, I don't want a Blaze Olive, he's got too much high cooling.
Nah, Targumas doesn't fit.
Rose?
Ooh, Rose, oh he's Chinese.
I think we just get Paze, fuck it.
54k.
Make of it, make of it.
Pace?
Do you accept?
Carmine Corp have signed Oil King?
Yeah.
Transfer offer for Thor.
680k?!
Let me get back to you.
Let me get back to you.
Fuck, I need Thor. Do I need Thor? I need Thor, and I need Thor, I need Thor.
I can't put Thor bottle, I can't put Norwegian bottle in with Tyler one.
Look at it bro, look at it. Look at it.
Thor is low ego and doesn't talk. Yeah?
Tyler one only talks and only has an ego.
and the other 80 carry the other 80 carry the other 80 carry only courts and only
has an ego okay bot lane is just full chopped
now I need Thor I need Thor and it's put Norwegian on the release list no I
don't yeah I do I do I got a real Norwegian Thor is gonna stay for now
Bro, Thor's not even on the release list and they're offering him.
Uh, reject. No, I'm not getting a Thor. Thor's my done.
Wait, he accepted. Pays accepted. What?
Holy fuck.
I have an 11-man roster.
I literally have three mid laners.
Okay, Pace.
Okay, Pace.
But it's good, trust me, I know what I'm doing.
I'm setting up a football team.
Pace, you are going to work hard now.
Now, there's one more thing I need to do before we start.
I need to get another e-carry.
I know, I know.
Actually no, I think Thor can just stay. I think Thor can just be our new don maybe.
I'm wondering if it's good to get a rookie AD to just like build them up and sell them.
Because getting them a cheap price right now goes kind of hard.
Just jail them for a while.
Wait! Oh my god, have I fucking trolled?
Oh my god, I've just realized something.
How long?
Oh my god, I signed them on one-year contracts.
Oh my god!
They're gonna renegotiate and fucking milk me.
Oh my- Oh my god!
I need to renegotiate- I need to re-sign- I need to re-sign until 2028.
uh
Resign it. You're stuck here, buddy. I need to fucking jail them Tyler
Listen a small mistake was made
You you you need to resign for a while
LS listen
2028 deal
Please hover over Ego, the higher the stat the more the player sticks to their own judgments.
Oh wait, okay so Ego is not bad to overlap them.
I see, I see.
Okay, so maybe we can get rid of Thor later on.
Okay, okay, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Yeah, I'm just making sure we're set up for a win here. I
Gotta make sure this this this offseason needs to be fucking locked
I
Kind of want to get a rookie. I can't I get a real rookie like a real real rookie here
Quit quit super cheap let's I'm just gonna make it one offer
you have three rookies already I actually have five rookies but no I did
one year again oh my god I can change it in the renegotiation hopefully
when are we playing round one is starting soon I would say it's going
pretty good so far or news five news oh my god Carmen co-op resigns g2 esports is
buying a fanatic player not caps lost for tones has a merchandise lineup
monkey just got signed for three million to G2 listen I'll accept your offer a
a little bit higher, but will sign you for two years deal
Weekly training reports the rookies are frying and then the the the older players are getting worse
Focus training helps us several stats improve that once for less more important than one number this great
Casey wants to scream
No, no screams
Except, quit is in, bum.
Quit is in.
Oh my god.
My roster.
Now quit.
Quit.
You're gonna train like a motherfucker.
Okay that's it.
I don't think we'll close the transfer window in case someone wants to buy.
Anyone want to buy?
You need to make merch? Wait, do I actually have to make the t-shirt?
Wait, where do I build it? Your whole team is stressed, are they?
Good.
The day is progressing.
When this gets to the end, we're going to make the jersey.
gonna make the jersey you have three Korean to the English speakers great
Tyler one is stressing a lot okay first add product what the fuck
Oh my god we're gonna sell merch of the most popular players because they're the veterans
who are then gonna get kicked later on.
That's kinda smart.
Ah, okay I've got an idea.
First let me just do one thing.
Boom.
Everyone's quite stressed.
It's the offseason. I'm there with you
Okay, we need to renegotiate with those homies for rejected
Oh, no, that's fine, that's fine. Okay, this part confuses me a bit. How much money do I have?
Loads of money boom upgrade
Grade a facility
Stadium doesn't matter as much
Merchandise, okay Lupe is the most famous. We're gonna make him a
We're gonna make him gaming chair. No, we're gonna make him a gaming uniform
And we're gonna produce lots of it
We're gonna produce 700 of it
And we're gonna set it all
Yeah, and then we're gonna add one more product
for dandy and we're gonna sell mice 23 bucks a mouse that's not bad oh it's 46
80 bucks a mouse, 600 and boom, not bad, not bad, I think the team is kind of cooking.
Transfer offer for Thor again, really, really.
I do have 3 AD carries.
Man I think Thor is gonna get me through the early parts of the split.
Thor is gonna get me through the early parts of the split chat I'm not sure.
I think it's a mistake.
Fan attention around Lupe is growing quickly.
Supportive comments, orthograph requests and personal topics, perfect.
Let's go back to the facility.
Boom.
Add product.
Lupe.
Uh, keyboard.
Boom.
boom limit exposure promote the rising star share the burden promote him like
fuck promote him like fuck he's not even in the starter soon let's do it
what are you doing I'm playing the game I think I'm doing great so far
But how do I make it so they stop streaming?
I need them to make stream, I need them to stream now.
You haven't done any scrims?
Scrims are useless, they can play well.
When does the game start?
Very soon.
Very soon the games will start.
I just need to make sure my off-season is good to go.
Pays and quiz, don't speak the right language.
That's fine, they can just say on me and go.
Okay.
Okay.
International seedings.
Europe gets three teams at the International.
W, I'll be one of those.
Now, streaming.
How do I make them stop training and just make money with streaming?
unassigned the coach delegation the coach does not decide what happens I
decide what happens personal training plan Lupe
perfect and who else is who else is on the merge dandy nah dandy's kind of
dandy needs to work hard actually wait wait
What does it mean when it's yellow?
Is it bad?
Like he's getting worse anyway.
Boom.
Dendi?
Boom.
All right.
I think the team is almost ready.
Our region is getting better.
Twisting, straining, declining a little bit.
All good, all good.
I think I'm happy.
I think I need to go through the transfer window though,
right, in case someone wants to buy one of my players or?
The recruitment period is over.
All right, we are starting versus Giant Dex in two days.
How are we looking?
How are we looking?
How's the finances?
How many of your stuff sold?
you sold eight t-shirts
do you want to upgrade the facility?
it's gonna cost 1.67 mil
expected annual profit minus 200k
that's fine, we'll just find a sponsor
we'll just find an investor
Um, we're making 1k a month on streaming, 1k on merch, but ticket sales, oh wow, that's why you upgrade the stadium.
So you can get more money on the ticket sales.
Yeah, bigger stadium.
Oh my god, our profit went up, let's do that again.
BOOM!
Total balance is currently 6.5 mil, boom, upgrade to S tier.
Total balance, 4 mil.
Okay.
Uh, we're kinda broke now.
But I've set us up for the best year of our time.
This is going to be the best year ever.
Our expected annual expense is 2.3 and our expected income is 2.6.
That's not bad.
Alright, let's start the split.
Navi wants to scrim.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Lost Raton, Season Opener is close.
first league match is two days away. It's time to start finalizing the conditions
and the drafts. Yep, I've got it all locked in. You're in good hands boys.
Alright, let's get it going. The journey to world starts now! Now the question is
chat should I learn all the champs and do the drafts myself or should I just
what the fuck
you should do all the drafts it'll make you care about players more yeah yeah
You're right. You're right. You're right. All right. So who's our starters? Lupe?
I don't know how to like check the good stuff and the bad stuff, but what are you good at?
What are you good at? How do I see what they're good at?
Is there like a thing where you can see what champs are good at?
Let's see. Solo Q. Lupe has been playing the whip master.
Okay, the whip master for Lupe. Let me write this down.
Open up notepad real quick.
If you know you know.
Okay, Lupe,
Whipmaster, Poison Dart Hunter, and Ice Mage, okay? Got it.
Dendi,
Calvary, Hunter Hunter. That's his Majesty. But he likes playing Wolfman.
Copy, copy, copy.
Twist in, what are we playing?
Ooh, you're a one-trick.
I don't know the name of this character, so I just typed Hatman.
Thor.
Thor has been playing also Hatman. It's a flex.
Lancer.
Goku.
And Hatman Red. Got it.
And Tyler, what are we playing? Tyler.
What the fuck?
Pythonus?
Ice Mage?
Guardian Spirit.
Now he kind of feed it on the Guardian Spirit.
Is there a new patch? There's not.
But, let's have a look here. Pop your tramps in top.
Dart Hunter, White Mage, Pyramencer. Nice.
Hunter Demon, nice, he's a Hunter maimed envy.
Twistin, Sniper cavalry, Poison dart hunter, nice, we can flex cavalry.
Bottom, Lancer, Ghost, White mage, he plays Lancer.
And Ghost Winrate is trash.
High Winrate champs, Barrier mage, Android, Ice mage, okay got it, this should be easy.
Alright, who are we against today?
We're against Giant X.
We're against Giant X.
They look like a bunch of noobs
How do I see their champs? How do I see their champs? I can't see their champs because it's day one, right?
All right, let's do the roster submission Lupe you're starting good condition Dendi on the jungle
Twisting on the mid lane feeling good
Thor on adc and Tyler on support
here we go here we go select the champion to Ben now barrier mage was very high win
I don't want to play first barrier mage.
I don't want to play first barrier mage, where's barrier mage?
That's BEND.
And we're gonna ban werewolves.
And we're gonna ban, fuck they banned poison heart and goku, Shisa.
I'm going to ban Ice Mage here I think.
He went for Pyro Mansur.
We're going to take Hunter for Dendi and we're going to take Lancer.
Where's Lancer?
Am I stupid?
Lancer.
That's a good one too.
That's a great one too.
We went for Shaco and Monk.
This is where we pick...
I can't find it.
spirit for Tyler and where's hatman red chat where's hatman red
There he is, hat man red, boom.
Nice.
Ah, fuck.
Ah, okay Lupe, you're gonna have to play a top laner here.
I think you're gonna have to go Caval- no, Cavalry's here to carry.
Ah, I need a top laner, I need a top laner, what's a top laner?
And a top laner!
I can't find a top laner!
Tatar mains guardian spirit, Thor mains Lancer, Twisted on Hatman, Dendi on... yeah.
Okay.
I'm happy with that.
Stable.
Come on.
Come on, Sally's giving you a good draft here.
Sally's giving you a good draft here.
Oh my god, I put Lupe on fucking Ogre, man. I trolled the draft in top patch up.
Naaaaaah you were getting stomped I trolled the top draft.
Wait, mid's getting gigagapped.
Oh my god we're getting pissed in every lane.
Shisaaaaaaah.
Do we scale?
Do we scale?
They're on Baron.
Hello.
Why does my mid laner have 10 CS?
And in mid that's 50.
Well, they're winning in 5 minutes.
Now, I know it looks bad.
Now we're giga-gapting every roll.
I know it looks bad.
I know it looks bad.
But...
I don't know what any of the champions do, that's the problem.
Jungle looks good, I like the assassin guy.
Bot lane looks good, it's just mid and top is full chopped.
Mid and top is full chopped.
It's okay, I have an idea.
We're gonna lose this game. It's okay.
LR lost four games in a row. Not that big of a deal.
It's the best of three. Oh wait, it's the best of three. Okay, that's kind of punk champ.
Oh my god, it's fearless best of three though. Oh my god, I don't even know what you guys are good at.
I don't even know what they're good at.
Okay, we lost.
Bro, my minute top is giga gap, where you played that in solo queue, where you played
that in solo queue?
Okay, listen, Lupe, I kinda sold you there on the tempo, I kinda sold you.
I would like to go blue side, I would like to go blue side.
Now don't panic, stop saying use the head coach, I'm gonna be the manager and the head
coach, I'm not a bitch, I'm not gonna play this game like it's football manager, I'm
play this game like like Sally's in control, okay? Relax, relax.
What's the odds that we get Wolfman on 2-3?
I think Wolfman 2-3 would be nice.
Poison Dart Hunter.
V1 Poison Dart.
Okay this is good.
Now we go, now we go Goku for Thor.
And we go werewolf.
That's a pretty good draft so far.
Now I need cavalry, maybe?
No.
I need ice mage for Tyler.
And I need...
with master spend
we go dark mage that sounds kind of fucking fire by the way okay wolf men in
in the jungle. Ice mage top. Poison dart hunter mid. Goku. Poison dart under top. Ice mage
support. Goku er, that's a good draft. I swear to god that's a good draft. What would my
My coach do, no I disagree.
I disagree.
Always Teemo top.
Oh my god I hard countered them.
Be flexible, be flexible, don't let the game come to you, let the game come to you.
Watch this.
Watch this, my top lane is on a good match up now.
Nice kick by the way, he's just kicked.
He's just kicked, by the way.
He's just kicked.
Tatar, I just signed you to join the team.
And you're fucking feeding.
It's a good matchup top, he's just trolling. Trust me, I played this matchup.
Nice, completely inting, by the way.
Stealing enemy Rhino camp, okay.
Now, Lupe is full kicked from the team.
How is he getting gapped so hard?
Plankton? Get him?
Dendi with the gank! Yes, let's go Dendi! Hold up now, wait a minute.
Wait, if we fly bot side and ignore top, the game is... you're trolling.
I mean...
To be honest, we're gonna have to go back to the facility here and just work harder.
Maybe we scale though. Maybe we scale. Maybe we scale. Do we scale?
Okay, well I've realized something about this game. The the champs you pick
The some like champs hard counter champs, I'm sure of it like we're hard counted by some things
It doesn't even matter what I put them on. I don't even need to put them on champs that they're comfortable on
Because they're all role-based anyway, and it's put them on champs at counter
Okay, we lost I get it. I get it. I get it. We lost. Okay. I mean we got two out. We got two out. All good
We go next round. It's okay. I think it's okay. It's okay
It's not the end of the world. I'm learning a lot of things now.
I'm learning a lot of things.
Chat, what do you mean to do? Know every champ that every does,
and everything that counts as each champ in the start of the game?
Let the coach draft? No.
I'm gonna complete this game on impossible.
If I'm gonna complete this game on impossible,
what am I gonna do? Rely on the coaches the whole time?
We're going to SK Gaming, I'm not losing to SK Gaming, I'm not losing to SK Gaming.
I don't get it, I put you on your most played top laner and you got fucking gapped.
Explain.
It's because you got giga counter picked or what.
That's why right?
So, where is poison dot hunter?
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, there's info.
So let's start with poison dot hunter, poison dot hunter.
How do I see the counters?
You need an Analyst.
I have no money.
Give me more money, give me more money.
I
Wappens all money
How did my profit go down by far on a K?
Is it because I saw the losing or what?
Why is people not buying the merch?
Ah, they saw, you saw 13 pieces, that's fucking shit!
We need to win any money. Just do something. Do a good draft or you're kicked.
Okay, he's doing the same draft as I
Disagree no, I agree I agree I
Would have said the same I would have said the same
Okay, no one's getting insta-gapped.
No one's getting giga-gapped.
Holy shit, it's like I'm co-streaming.
We're getting fisted.
We're getting fisted.
I knew I should've done the drift.
I'm gonna kick him after this fucking game.
What?
We got a kill Wait, we're scaling?
get the snake get the snake oh my god big we've got snake
throw him baron so play slow play nice one for one kite yes oh my god wait
throw him baron again oh my god dandy's frying
titers titers cooking as well maybe we can win get baron what you're dying to
fucking get it or get it they stole it
now Thor's full kicked by the way he's full kicked he's kicked
we're getting stumped in eight minutes again it's literally the same outcome as
my draft
oh my god serpent rush I like that
One good teamfight, one good teamfight. Please.
Bro, Thor is just intentionally feeding. Is there match fixing in this game or not?
I mean, it's full chopped.
It's full chopped. We lost.
But my top lane is getting capped every game.
We go blue side
Are you ready?
Then these condition is bad sub amount
Pays your you're starting. You know you speak English, but you're starting
Fuck it we put the rookies in fuck it we put the rookies in what would the head coach do I?
I disagree.
Nice.
Ooh, I like this draft.
I like this draft.
It's a bit more aggressive, right?
okay quid's got gapped level one nice that's his dead level two okay
a
fan base is forming around ls.
is getting better. Pace is getting stressed. But everyone's improving.
Losratone's outclass bro, who writes this? Is this GPE Sports or what?
I think we're gonna have the sack spring split. How the financials looking?
We're against Navi. It's a practice match. Practice match, we put in the rookies.
This is great. This is great. We get a scrim.
One quick scrim and we just skip. The eight-year plan is going well.
Is LR actually back or are you pissed Trollin?
Well, look at the screen. Well, it looked like I'm Trollin.
You know like our new roster? You, Paze, LS, Quid, and Tyler1?
Okay, we lost. But it's good. We scrimmed. Broken Blade just completely won the game.
Yeah.
Okay.
Does the scrims make them better?
Hunter is the standout pick. I picked Hunter for us by the way game one we lost
Then these conditions getting worse, okay rest
Chat I have no money no wins
No bitches
No analyst
No one told me I needed an analyst!
What if we sell the tier 1 spot and we go to tier 2 and we re-invest?
Can we do that?
Lupe is getting famous, nice, he's streaming a lot. How are we doing on the merge sales?
We're not by 5, okay.
I mean, I have an S tier facility to train.
If there was only a tutorial, I don't need a tutorial.
I know what I'm doing.
It might look bad right now, but sometimes, like, what did you expect?
I took the worst players on the worst team in the hardest league.
I started in 10th place and I'm still in 10th place, so I'm actually side grading and upgrading
the back end, okay?
Of course I'm gonna finish last place. I didn't choose the first place team did I?
Okay, how quickly... their stats are so bad, their stats are so...
like you're actually... they're just complete dog shit. I mean,
okay, I've realized one important thing and you might think that this is like a
sandbag, it's not. I've realized one important thing.
And the important thing is the rookies don't get better
if they play on stage games.
It doesn't affect their training.
So there's no point in putting your rookies in.
I'll just put the fucking veterans in
and just leave them to the side.
And we just have to grind through spring split with the veterans.
Let the coach do the pickpan and when I get an analyst we can start locking in.
I like our draft.
We got the assassin guy.
This is actually co-stream simulator, right?
Alright, let's see how we do against team heretics.
Come on, they have gym fat on jungle.
We lock in here, right?
Wait.
Wait.
Is it because Lupe has been streaming too much?
Wait, Dendi with the gank from behind on bunny
Two to kill bot again. Wait, this bot lane kinda cooks. Wait, Tata one's fucking dog shit. No wonder we're winning now
Wait, Tata one was the problem. Wait, this roster fries. I knew it
Wait, we're stomping them
Wait, we're fucking
Look at the comms, bottom left, look at the comms.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Wait, num locked is fucking great.
Wait, num locked is insane.
Why did I get Tyler?
This is the roster!
The only player that's getting gapped is Lupe, corn salad has his fucking, but Lupe has
been trolling every game so it's actually fine.
But his bot lane is cooking!
Are we fucking throwing?
We threw the game.
Wait, Dendi?
Oh my god, it's a banger.
It's even in gold.
Two, two, dead.
Big, that's mid tier one, right?
Boom.
3k gold lead at spot tier 1, okay.
Wait, 4 is carrying.
Jim Fatt gets caught, bomb dead.
Green Snake is mine.
Kim!
Nice, then day!
Where's the LAC extension?
Shut up.
Wait, the game's won, the game's won. We're actually 1-0 up in the series. I just got chills.
And the rookies are at home practicing. I need to see the financials if we win the series
because we must be up, up, up, twistin'.
Bro's playing against a CS player and a guy called Kornzad.
Yeah, so what?
We're winning, aren't we?
I'm not gonna lie, Lupe's performance in these last few games is really making me a bit concerned, though.
I think this is just draft gift, to be honest.
Joe Miller is cooking in the draft.
He's up in gold, so what? He's getting carried.
What champ is that? The Thors playing.
That champ is fucking broken. He needs to play that more.
How do you figure out which champs are stronger in this game? I have no idea.
I can't remember Teamfight Manager 1.
T5 Managed 1 had like 6 champs and it was 3v3 and like it was so much easier because it was just a battle arena.
Now it's an entire game micro-micro-distap there, split-pushed-distap, like there's so...
The information dump is way too high in this game.
Okay, LR wins their first game, not bad.
Corn salad was top damage though.
Yo, I'm happy to follow what you're feeling.
I'm happy to follow what you're feeling, by the way. If you 2-0 this, I swear to god you can keep your drop.
Yeah, the first game, it gradually introduced the game to you.
This game is way too much of an information dump. Like, this game doesn't feel like Team Five Manager.
This just feels like fucking Team Owner Manager. This is what that is.
Oh, we have some good champs by the way.
Please don't make this a 1-1 series by the way, I'm gonna fucking freak.
Then he's playing the worst champ in the game.
This champ has the lowest win rate.
Boom, assassin.
Wait, good dive.
Wait, the team's coming together.
Wait! This ghost champ was broken in Team 5 Manager 1. Every time he got a kill he got like bonus damage.
Wait, he's just chomping them down, wait, Dendi. He's 4-0.
He skipped the tutorial. Wait, would the tutorial tell me every champ in its counters? Probably not right.
Wait, actually it does? No, it doesn't.
then the other work champion in the game is carrying don't die here then you just base
How are we throwing the game?
Oh fuck off!
That's kinda close though, wait.
The game's close, someone needs to clutch it.
Thor is literally 1v9 every game.
1v2, 1v2.
Nice full dead.
We're up in gold though, we're up in gold.
Your analysts will help you with champions, okay well no one told me that at the start
did they?
Well obviously I should have invested in a fucking analyst but I invested in more comfortable
chairs for them to sit on and they're still pissed off and anything.
I should have invested in an analyst.
This is actually a close game.
Dendi steal it.
Thor just ran in and died.
match-fixing. Where's Tyler won? He got bench win the first 10 minutes. Disgusting
inter. Oh we lost. What is that champ? The atrox champ. GymFat's playing. It's broken.
Oh wait, Andy.
No.
Nah. It's actually 1-1. Oh my god. Please give me a series win. Please, please, please
give me a serious win corn salad is fucking chopping you pay up we go blue
side I paid Tyler one scammed my ass so fucking hard you may pay him 300k and
now he's sitting on the bench with an ego
alright one one I trust my coach though I trust my coach wait we got a crazy
draft wait we got a monster draft oh my god Lupe is on that champ that cooks super hard
Oh my god solo kill mid. Wait.
Solo kill top.
Now numlocked is a fraud by the way. Tyler might have to come back. Thor 1v5 is also
trolling. Oh my god.
Now being a team owner or a coach is the worst thing in the world, you just have to sit here
and watch, it's like being in a fucking chair and your faith and your whole emotional stability
throughout the day is decided by whatever the fuck happens in front of you.
Like we are just running it down.
We did win a game though.
forgot the flash. Wow we're getting feasted. Alright, wrap it up, wrap it up, I don't want
to fucking see this, just fucking stupid fucking dandy fucking inting the game, fucking shit,
fucking bullshit. Where's my money, how we doing? The Lost Ratones 2 losing streak cools
the air outside the arena, the fans response has moved beyond simple disappointment and
is now asking what will change before the next match. Yo, this game has so many spelling
mistakes. Loss for Atones 2 in the slump. A loss but not a collapse. Team ranking update
of power rankings. Where's Loss for Atones? We're next to DNS. Oh my god, we're next
the DNS. Okay, it might be time for loss for tones 3 at this point. Show the financials.
I mean, do we really need to look at the financials? LR started 0-3. I know what I'm doing. Okay,
getting better bro it takes them so long to get better like how do we speed
that fucker up I need these rookies to pop off oh my god it just keeps going
down it keeps going down less people are coming to the fucking shows no one's
buying the jerseys the money's pouring out I mean it's almost too real at this
point
like look at look look at his fucking look at his stats man yo we ain't got
all day just fucking become faker already come on man pace your monthly
expense are three times higher than your profit yeah I don't know how that
happened something's wrong with the budget they won't give me more money I
need more money I need more money the way you win in eSports is you just
get more money. I've got zero money.
I don't need a scout. I'm the scout. Become an analyst. Wait.
Sell the players. I can't.
I have to pay them to sell them. And they're signed for two years.
bro why do they give me five players to start with their sign for two years
titer you're so fucking dope shit like oh my god yo you're so dope shit
Okay, analysis, wait, from Ovisakoi a lot begins with Geiger, if that position grows freely the entire match can tour it's tilt.
Wait, I get scouting reports.
Key champions to look out for.
Executioner. Oh, that's perfect.
Wait, my analyst.
That's gonna make our draft better.
Oh my god, Thor is in bad condition.
We can't put Kuiden though, cause he's fucking trash.
Okay, come on, just one win.
No regions time to shine?
Yeah, maybe it was.
He's got a coffee. I've got a coffee in the fridge. We're against fucking a sale. I'm not losing to a sale
I'm not losing to a sale
I'm not losing to a sale
Conscious but tighter as a full-time streamer. He's a piss random in the skin
chat I have let me get my coffee three two one I'm gonna come back and we're gonna have
the lead. Wait, watch this, right?
are we winning son?
I
Zales frying is he
No, Thor is kicked. Go next game quick. He's kicked.
Emergency substitution.
You should reset now that you know the game better
No, we grind through the gulag. I don't care. I don't care for losing spring bro. I just put Norwegian away top solo kill
Top solo kill, Dendi with the bigank, I'm not going to lie, Dendi?
I think Dendi is good, uh huh.
Then you got gapped in game 1.
We're actually winning, hold on.
If we beat Koi...
Wait!
We're beating Koi! Wait, this is actually the LR run.
Recreated.
The LR run from the LAC recreated.
What a great emergency stuff.
Oh my god, is this a jungle diff or is this a jungle diff?
Why we can't actually win this series, for real.
For real we can win this series.
Man, I really want to learn all the champs but it takes so long to do that.
Don't throw it you fucking rats.
Yo this ninja guy is so busted for dendi by the way.
What champ?
No reason is like literally intentionally feeding this fucking game.
How many champs are there?
There's like 30 champs.
4.
Okay.
Not bad.
The loop is really locked in by the way. There's 60 champs bro. I can't burn 60 champ spells and counters
The head coach wants to put Tyler in
What
You trust him or not then?
Nah hell nah.
I'm down to put Thor back in.
Fuck it, Tyler, go with the clutch.
Go on then.
Okay, go on then, Mr. Coach.
Go on then.
He trusts this bot lane.
He says that Thor and Tyler are gonna clutch this last game.
In the most important game of our split so far.
Maybe he knows something.
He's put Tyler on the Executioner.
And he wants him to play Gigagro.
Let's see it.
Okay, he's already feeding.
Okay.
Bro.
Wait, Bendy?
Wait, Dendi?
Who's idea was these strats by the way?
What's he gonna do? Go 1 and 5?
I brought heaths.
Waiting.
We're going 2v1 mid.
Dendi's running it down.
I'm so fucking failed.
I was thinking the same thing.
Wait, wait, hold. Wait, Baron rush!
Why the fuck did we put titer in?
My eyes bro they so ass.
Or just died to minions.
Just fucking nuke the roster at this point seriously.
Just nuke the fucking roster.
Nuke the fucking roster.
Entirely you're just running it down.
It's not even like a secret at this point.
It's a generational stomp.
Azale just shoot on us.
Don't look the damage dealt.
Oh my god.
that 20k gold lead
how the fuck are we
patch notes are out
Wait, I'm doing the dredge from now on, suck it.
At R vs KC, I do the dredge now. Everyone's shit fucked up.
I do the dredge.
I have an idea. I have a really good idea. I can turn the split around right now.
Put the game info, delegate the analysis, draft stuff stuff with your child...
Wait, good idea.
Let your model do the draft.
Model how to draft... No, I have a draft in this game.
I have an idea why things are not so let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in
Is there a lot of news or what? Is there a lot of news?
Knights
Okay
Game info
Game info and then what? Delegate tier classification list. Okay wait. Here's the play. You're gonna become an analyst now. I'm the head goer. I'm the head goer.
Let's go. Let's go.
Wait, we're against G2!
Lancer? Cavalier. Ice mage players.
Any more info on them? Any more info?
Any more info on them?
Manager, they're 0-4 and they're 9th place.
Okay.
These boards tends to group up in pressure after securing the moor guard.
Okay.
I don't have a head coach so I can't delegate him.
But there a team that likes to group up huh?
I'm not scumming in, I need a roamer.
Okay, here we go. I know what to do.
End phase.
Um, uh...
We are blue side, right?
I think that's a good draft.
I think that's a good draft.
We're gonna group us five.
We're gonna farm and cover.
We'll focus on top side.
So we go one four, we focus on top side.
Our side laner is 4 on the ninja.
And we're gonna...
Is lancer a good side laner or not?
Guys, is Lancer good solid enough?
Watch this.
Daddy, you're after right here.
Watch this.
I'm first by top then they stop feeding they're roaming they're roaming they're roaming a
a lot. Stop feeding! They're clicking forwards 1v5. Are they mentally ill? Like I swear this
Looper guy is a fucking fraud.
Then this, then he needs to play an assassin. Then he needs to play an assassin.
Twister needs to play a mid laner that's got a fucking melee and
and bot lane needs to play more melees as well and in more melees
I don't even know what lupes is good at at this point like what is he even good at
what what can he do
Here's what I'm thinking.
First pick Hunter.
First pick Hunter I'm thinking.
of swordsmen. First pick Hunter for Dendy. Then we get poison.Hunter on a wrap
around for twist and or reflex it. Yeah? On top of that we should look at his
support. Now what support is good?
What support is good here?
I think we will go for the vampire.
Good flex.
Or we could go barrier mage here, that double mage right?
Let's go barrier mage thoughts.
We go vampire, fuck it, we can find Barry and Mage on them, wrap around.
Vampire is an 80 carry as well, right?
So I could go ogre, support.
I think ogre support is crazy here.
Now in a mid or top.
Let's go with
Breaker.
Each Breaker top, Assassin Jungle, Vampire AD, Ogre Support with the Poison Dot Hunter
mid.
I think that's good.
I think that's good.
And I think we're 5 man grouping.
We got front line, we got back line.
We group and we maintain distance.
Enemy team is good at grouping.
grouping so we will be grouping. Then we go crazy. You can flex on the serpent and always
join. Pull group. Pull group. Object to finish. Take the fight. Best I can do. It's time to
doesn't help you in a game, then God help us.
Because Sally is cooking so hard here.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a draft diff right there.
That's a draft diff into strategy diff from Sally.
Yeah, Older Serpent.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, Lupe on this champ, the last pick was clutched by Sally, for real.
Yeah.
Why isn't the gold going up?
Why isn't the gold going up?
How is my AD carry so fucking trash?
I
And be nice
Don't get dove
Where Thor is just dog shit at the game. He's just dog shit
holy fuck it's a close one what you're once in a die
Winston it's caught Dendi runs away oh great place by Dendi in Lupe top jungle
looking like Hoonion rain over bot lane looking like sparky 12
Oh my god, then he got caught. Wait, Duro's down. Nummono gets the reset.
Over the top, go store! There goes the runaway! Sten's gonna go down as well! Duro full triple kill for the LRs!
Get Baron quick. Get Baron quick, get Baron quick. Get it. Niki Baron.
Wait, Lupe is having the game with his life broke.
Oh my god, the LR boys might do it.
I'm not, he's reported.
Dendi in the back line, Dendi in the back line on his assassin! Love that.
3k gold lead only, numnocked his massive, big start on to freddy, gets the green snake.
Only 4k lead, don't throw, don't throw, big kill.
Big kills for the boys.
Oh my god it's a one game, surely this is a one game.
Surely this is a one game right?
Look here, look here, look here.
Yes! Come on now!
But it's not over, it's not over, it's not over.
It's one one, it's one one here.
One one.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Okay come on.
Nexus! Nexus! Nexus!
Nexus!
Nexus.
I'm gonna get to win.
LR gets a win.
Enemy team is G2B sports and they're pretty good, BUT!
Wanna game?
Should I sub out Thor?
I think I'm gonna put no region in.
I'm not putting quit in that-
Bro, I have to keep Thor in, no reason to fucking dog shit.
He's just a shotcaller handy, bro.
of
The bandai's mage, whipmaster b1 here surely, and it's a jungler.
I feel like Whitmaster is fucking broken.
Chat, ghost is seed here.
Whitmaster is too broken, I can't give Whitmaster.
I can't give Whitmaster, it's too broken.
Sniper and a mage.
Parallel 1 Executioner thoughts?
I like hammer, I like hammerer, I like hammerer, not gonna lie.
I also like magic knight. Magic knight for mid lane sounds kinda good.
It will wait a bit for magic. Let's get hammerer.
Executioner is a support. He could go fighter for Thor. I think fighter for Thor is a good
play here.
Bro, I don't think I have any top laners left, I think I have to go dark mage top.
boomerang hunter top that kind of fucks I think boomerang hunter kind of cook
boomerang hunter top with master jungle magic night mid 4 AD with fighter and
hammer I think these two are good on the mail age you know
I have, I have, I have, I have.
I think it might be okay.
We need to play aggressive though, right?
I want ganking.
I want focus on all lanes.
I want a 1-4 and Lupe on the side lane, right?
And then I need Hard Engage, do I need Hard Engage?
You go aggressive.
Horse fights.
Chat, I think I need to go full send.
I think we need to go lie, luh.
Flex on this.
Flex on that.
ganking all lanes. I would say ganking botan by the way. Like Top can rot for me. Top can rot.
Wait, there's more. Wait, you can decide their first items? What the fuck?
I feel like they're double ranged in bot, right?
And I have double melee with CCs. I feel like Dendi needs to gank bot on cooldown.
And mid. Top is full chopped. I think top is lost by the way. He's ranged into mage though. Maybe it's okay.
We're just weak side him. Force fight, hard engage, full send, group up, attack.
I need Dendi to cook here.
He's feeding.
He's feeding.
He's feeding.
He's feeding.
Wait, one for one.
WAIT!
KILL FOR TWIST AND TWO!
Wait.
Wait, the early serpent.
Top tier one, top tier one.
He's proxying, he's proxying.
Why is he proxying?
Why is he proxying?
Why is he proxying?
Why is he proxying?
Dendi, Dendi, Dendi, Dendi, Dendi, Dendi, Dendi!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, dirty tanks on mid bot, I like it.
Wait, take the fight, take the fight, hard engage!
Click forward only, follow Tyler!
Oh my god, monkey spacing like he's fucking Viper on the AD carry.
Oh my god, we're so...
Nah, I'm never subbing Tyler in again, by the way, this was the worst decision ever.
Why the fuck did I put Tyler in?
I would win this game without fucking shit, I shouldn't have put Tyler in.
attack, attack, attack, everyone go in
now Thor, Thor never goes in by the way
he's backline fucking Barry I swear to god
he can't play aggressive ever
this team can't play aggressive
Like where is he even clicking by the way? Did you see that? And you can't tell me it's not wind trading.
Now, Dendi's wind trading. Dendi's wind trading, Thor is AFK, Lupe is trying his best but he's getting fucking teamdifed.
Tyler is just running around the map.
We need to go back to Jor.
Potter is never starting again.
We can turn this bit around.
We can turn this bit around.
Chris G throwing some growth.
Nice, I forgot he was even in the roster.
Let me have a look at his stats.
Wait, we're putting Chris...
Oh my god, wish he'd have put Christian.
Tyler has 99 ego, no I know, he's literally like punching the coach in the face and subbing himself in.
Tyler wants to under a lot of stress, good thing he can sit on the bench now.
Okay, cavalry banser for AD, guardian spirit and monk for support.
Okay, I like that. We're against Carmina Corp now.
Yo, you're not stressed enough.
Also, you need to be more stressed.
Hunter, just go to streaming.
They like picking Shadowmancer, Guardian Spirit, White Mage.
Write that down.
Shadowmancer, Guardian Spirit, White Mage.
Right mage, Carmina Corp tends to poke while maintaining distance in fights. They tend to paralyze minion waves before joining fights.
Okay, so we group and we run at them. Deal?
We group and we run at them.
Then... Oh my god, they have Marlon top lane.
If we're grouping and running at them...
What's the best stat for its aggression, right?
I mean, I would put Alice in, but it's kind of boosted.
Oh my god, come on.
the blue side where's white mage
That Hunter is such a good champ.
of
being ninja, oh yeah because norwegian ninja, yeah ninja, toolblader and then i think ogre is just
fucking nice by the way I could also I could also pick over I'm gonna go over
mid now because they have a lot of melees right they're all melee right
shield bearer, no, Knight!
and Berserker, wait that was really smart what I just did, they're all melee
oh my god my comp is fucking giga tank giga tank giga run up them assassin
Olaf with brown Olaf brown and fucking leotard some shit
Group as 5. Force fight. Hard engage. Always join. Always join. Gank any lane. Fucking
meet all their faces. Watch this. Boom. First blood for Tyla. I need lots of Lyla's
by the way I need lots of lilas like please just group up and fucking bonk them into the ground
just group up and bonk them
like what Marlon is a side laner I don't have a side laner I just have full group full fight
nah you are getting murdered it's just the cs is just awful he has 10 cs he's just running around like a
f***ing...
Ah, it's cooked. It's cooked.
I'm not gonna lie. What is Tyler wants to enrake on this team?
Okay, I'm learning my players very well.
Bendy is an assassin player.
My mid laner, I don't really know what he is.
My AD is a bruiser player.
I think Tyler, I think Norwegian is, not Norwegian, the other support, Numlocked is a melee sub.
What's my top laner good at?
I think he's a tank player.
Okay, I've got a lot of info here.
I
You're never playing
I'm thinking of Pyramencer B1. Actually, I really liked the vampire by the way.
I'm going to get paramedics.
He has two mages now, right?
Hunter for Denbi.
For sure.
I'm thinking of barrier mage
Or we go vampire right now and we wait a bit
Lupe plays siege breaker
And then what the fuck does ta- does numlop play?
Does he play executioner support?
I think this cooks, you know!
Um...
Uh...
We need to group us five though. I don't really think I have a side laner.
Oh my god, he's playing a tank into a fucking mage. I don't know if that's gonna be the play
They get gapped by Marlon
How do we dropping waves
Please be useful one time team please be useful one time oh my god fuck off
okay kill bot
Fuck man, I don't know what the champions do, I'm just picking champions that I think
they might be able to play but they're probably just counterpicking every role.
last place 0-6
her players don't have any skill sets I thought that they would improve faster
than this it's taking them forever to get better at the game
fans have dissatisfaction growing towards lr2 the community mood has cooled but making
promises too large without real pressure yeah we don't want to do the fanatic
Oh wait, our profit is actually getting better.
Wait, OOS is improved, then these sales went up.
Wait, I'm not making a new run chat, I started with the worst team with the shitest budget
than the worst financials, I will fix it. We will not bounce back. No. How do I change?
How do I? I don't want to choose that. My god, I just lied. I just did it like a fucking
I need my rookies to get better.
I need my rookies to get better now.
Pat, is there... I've got a better idea.
Is there anyone in chat who wants to work as a coach for free, for lost ratones?
Listen, we don't have much, we don't have any money.
We don't have any money.
We're broke, we're not winning.
They all want to do the draft.
I need proof of your work, tell me.
Where's they are? Oh my god we're next to KT Rolster!
Oh my god they have dock time as well lol. I need to make my players play better
but I need to make them play better without understanding the game. How do I do that?
I will I will not cheat oh my god we're against vitality they have roster players of three million
three million and my players are worth fucking 50k
wait our financials got better right i i spend money
i don't have five bucks i can't even pay for a fucking i can't even pay for fucking i can't
even get them the train ticket to the studio.
Okay, each champs to watch. Illusionist, Swordsman,
you.
What are you playing in solo queue?
He's just playing white mage, is that a top laner?
It got nerfed, Priest got gigabuffed and Plague Doctor got gigabuffed.
Key player is Expect, that's my old teammate.
This team prefers Bomber Swordsman Dancer, okay, well, that's my bands, we just keep
it simple.
Their jungler likes to gank and they prioritize teamfighting.
I don't even know.
I put in fucking numlocked or tyler like bro they're both fucking like tyler just need
it.
It's just mechanically better.
And then Thor is just the better AD carry.
And then I think from mid, we're going to give, we're going to give Christy a go.
I'm going to give Chris G a go.
emirates
bomber been
where is
the band dancer
and answers and talking to some things were
uh...
I like Lancer. I feel like Lupe is a good Lancer player.
Also Flex. I really want to get Lancer.
Blue Blader is kind of broken.
I also think Shadow Lancer is kind of broken, but I don't think it's a good champ for...
I don't think it's a good champ for me.
Pyro Lancer won. Okay, that's not bad.
That makes it so we can get Lancer top lane.
Do we pick Ice Mage into Pyro Mancer?
What counters Pyro Mancer?
This chat just all wrote Water Mancer.
We'll go Ninja I think.
We'll put it in Jungle.
Or we could do Dual Blader.
Go Ninja.
Okay, I need some AOE, I need some AP damage surely.
I'd like vampire also I like vampire ice mage with vampire ice mage
and then for support I'm gonna go priestess where is priestess
or pythons, which one's better?
Oh, ogre?
Got ogre?
For real?
Okay, try that one ogre.
It heals on me.
Big heels on me. All right round seven of the regular season
It's another game of just standard shit, right?
I don't have a head coach I can't delegate I feel like with his flex everywhere
Just stability, I just want stability.
Christy, your debut is trashed, your king.
Fall power is down in two minutes, good job.
wait our teamfights wait wait wait wait blue pace
oh we're against Vitality no wonder we're winning they're supposed to be good but I guess it's
Okay, I mean this game is quite league accurate I will say.
Oh my god we're stomping them.
Wait my draft!
Okay hang on now.
Okay, Vampire I feel like is a great pick.
Ninja is a great pick for Dendy.
Lancer is by far Lupe's best top laner.
And I think Chris G looks like a nice control mage player.
I think we got something brewing there.
They stole Baron.
What do you mean it's still barren?
How?
What?
wait just play a good team fight please
NAY
then you don't get caught
you turn here can you turn
wait Tyler and Chris G kind of cooking wait a minute
GIMP Tyler
big heels on him big heels on him big heels on him
No, I thought we stole it, they got Baron again.
Okay, not bad, not bad, not bad, the teamfights look kinda good, no, when Tyler gets the Bunks
down, Bro, his Ogre Champ is busted.
One auto, one stun, Thor is kinda trolling, no, he's not.
Why am I hearing my name, Quisty?
Oh shit, shut the fuck up.
Kite, kite, kite, cast a spell, do something.
Well, this game is so intense, by the way.
Candy?
Not bad.
You get out?
No, you can't.
They're a big teamfighter.
They're shooting!
Nice!
Oh my god, they got three Barons!
Lupe on the side lane, yes.
This guy in Sky 4 is just fucking trolling at this point.
And now Lupe is caught. What is that cavalry champ? It's broken as fuck.
Then the assassin, assassin, dash.
Going on Nexus.
It's game even though.
Fucking.
Hold.
Hold the base.
Hold the base.
Tyler.
4 barons?
Oh my god this pyromancer champ is so OP.
Dendi please!
Naaay!
Nexus!
Nexus!
nexus nexus defend the nexus
Gambler mid, ghost jungle thoughts
I need a strong support here, I'm thinking monk
Yeah, Priest is good.
It's in front line though.
Who do I get top lane chat?
Who do we get top lane?
Okay, now this draft looks weird because we have no tank.
But we play 1-3-1 with LS on one side, Lupe on the other.
We play poke, we defend lanes, and we take kills, we split push, we focus on lanes, and
we're flexible on moves.
That's the strat.
We play for lanes.
Yeah.
are lane phase enemies now. Bro why do I pick dendi ghost this whole chat spamming
dendi ghost! Dendi ghost! This bro it's you! Plus! It's his most played bro why is tyler
Everyone playing Soraka also, like, why did I put him up?
Bro, there's not enough melee supports in this game.
But Dendi's just going in and getting one-popped, which means it's his most played, bro.
Fucking wrap it up.
Fucking...
WHAT?!
We were 10k down and did a god-tier comeback?
How?
L.S.
Tyler finished the game 0-4-1.
I think Tyler's getting subbed up.
I've put Tyler in 3 game 3s and he's lost all of them.
We need something new.
I'm not gonna lie you're right. I think we won with the less but
We go with the let's talk it okay, okay, we go with the less
But I think I want a first pick bomber and play hunter 2-3 is that good
the
I should bend shediments.
Now where's bomber?
That bomber must be broken.
And then I think I go Circus Blade to your jungle.
Or, we play Poison Dot Hunter.
i like poison dot hunter
then we do jungler and i think he's best jungler
personally i think his best jungler is
hunter
uh...
really support. Monk maybe? Thoughts? I think Monk kinda fucks here. And now we need an AD
or top. What about dark mage toppling? I kind of like dark mage toppling. We could play
dark mage ad here and put bomber top
like this is fine I think
this is fine we have good mid, good ad, good top, strong bot lane, i don't know if this
wins though because my players are giga-gapped poke and 1-4 deal wait he's a
dark mage though does the dark mage sideline
So it's a group as 5 angle or we put LS on the side lane or we put Bomber side lane.
I like that. I like that. I like that. That I would click this but I don't know what items to build. I don't know what items you...
We lock in... make the monk build tank items.
What that is making go full HP or what?
I'm just going to let him decide, let's rock.
And then he said level 1.
Nice.
and then he just runs past him and then he's out of it.
and then nox is running it down
and norwichi gets baited by support, tyla1 could be playing better here already.
and then he goes in one.
IDC
Alessin's getting three men
Cut the western shit
Where we got a kill?
Oh I got two kills
Oh we got three kills
Wait, LS is 1.5k up! Wait! We got 4 kills sir! Wait, LS is kinda carrying!
Run Baron, don't let them steal it. Wait, we're ahead. Wait.
Enemy mid is 8cs to LS is 42.
to pay don't get caught run away
and this is completely carrying the game
We're 8k up! Wait, it's the LR's first ever series win! And it's off the back of LS!
That's what happens when you read the whole league wiki bro, you're just different. You're
We're just fucking built for it bro get him on the stage
I don't need to tell them what to build bro. He knows what to build what is numnock doing. He's doing the Tyler one
Ls cooking again Ls cooking again front to back
Don't get bit
KIDDAMN!
J.J.
Yo, Norwegian big performance, LS big performance.
Very, very strong showing there.
Enemy top, 3 million dollars.
My roster, 200k combined.
That's fucking crazy that we just pulled that off.
that is crazy the news miracle run no don't say that don't do this to me again
I can't go it's too soon bro
Looper's training is getting worse.
Los Ratones breaks the losing streak.
Takes down Vitality.
Where's Vitality in the standings?
A win's a win.
A win's a win.
Pays leads with improvements already around the board.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Okay, not bad.
How's the finances? We're still down a quarter mil, but we're like the dip and then the
We're getting there. We're getting there. How the merch sales?
Weekly Annalysis meta-report.
Beachbreaker winning every game, not surprised.
Wait, you know what I should do?
Open up paint. Green-shot that. Have it. I draft.
I draft prep.
I saw.
I mean, this is affordable.
This is, this is, this is, this is just that's broke.
Oh my god, we're against Fnatic again.
For Fnatic, it's a little about their jungler.
Okay, copy that, copy that.
Wait, why are you a coach?
I don't have one analyst.
Alright, let's take on Phenatic.
Their key player is Decay.
This team tends to prefer Demon, Circus Blade and Dancer, I bought it.
I think we keep the same roster, you know?
Yep.
I think we just put Tider back in.
I'm banning Servers Pit.
I'm banning Dancer and I'm banning Dino, it's just happening.
Don't force me Pyro.
Okay we get Lancer.
We get Lancer and we get Archer?
Like Archer's band.
Guys, I like Shadowmancer here.
And I like Siegebreaker.
bots or ninja. Cavalry is 5-0, we could go Cavalry.
Let's go Cavalry, we can go Ninja later.
We can go Ninja now.
And they're double flexing.
And now we need a mid laner for LS.
about the windmage okay all right maybe poison is better but poison's bend
do we go ogre or do we go I like ogre you know
I like Ogre. Ogre kind of cooks.
Now do we play Ninja AD or Cavalry AB?
Ninja jungle, I agree.
I agree.
Shadowman Sir Mage, it's a groupless fight game.
It's a groupless fight game.
We focus bot side
Yeah, we need to counter jungle to shut down DK. He likes to hit your right chat. He likes to he likes to counter jungle
We got all lanes.
Yeah, why do you think, oh yeah, because we have cavalry, we should hard engage.
Will we dive?
come on please bot is already cooked
then he's already cooked oh my god dead between powers
I can't put cavalry I can't take cavalry ever for fucking no region I can't
he needs to play a marksman he's so like bot tower is dead in two minutes again
every time I put him on a fucking champ like that
it's full chopped, it's full chopped game
I can't take cavalry for the for for for for Norwegian, I can't do it
can't do it
working at Stomped
I'm never picking cavalry again
for bot lane
I should have picked Vampire and put cavalry jungle
Also Pyramencer is the most OP thing ever made.
Pyramencer has to be the most OP champ ever seen in the earth.
What is that shield bearer by the way?
shield bearer is so broken that Leona champ is good I like that Leona champ
AOE taunt is broken so that shield bearer is good against melee comps right
Wait, so shield breaker just counters cavalry.
Okay let's try that again.
Okay what do you mean draft defi- of course I don't even know what the fucking champs
do at the moment.
I might first pick Circus Blade.
Actually Fox Circus Blade.
Let's get Archer first pick.
Now we go.
So Archer is mid or AD.
Here we go Vampire and Siegebreaker Hills.
Now we play Hunter and
Thinkin' Pythonest or Priest?
Yeah, Barrier range kinda sucks actually.
Let's go Pythonest.
I like that draft!
That looks fucking solid!
That looks really fucking solid.
W draft.
I didn't know Drury was a jungler.
Now this might cook.
This might cook.
LS on the solo kill!
Boom!
Oh my god, LS archer!
Kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, kite, no regions not even helping in the team fight.
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.
LS, LS, LS, LS.
Tendi back up, back up, back up. Look at us, look at us.
P.O.F.R.L.S, P.O.F.R.L.S.
The region played slow.
Someone heal, someone heal, let's get in the teamfight, stop basing.
The serpent.
And that's on the side lane though, wait.
And that's, BRRRRRRRRRR!
Holy fuck!
I don't want big heals.
Oh my god, we're getting barred.
Okay, okay, see that archer is beat here, but the first big archer is crazy. I swear that archer champ is busted as fuck
But there's probably counters to the archer like assassins or some shit
only LS he's one-shotting everyone double kill yeah I think my analyst is
actually fucking stupid and I'm just gonna go off pure feeling these
tier lists are so fake the tier list he's making me bro he's playing in gold
it's like to fucking some of the coaches in the fucking western team bro that is
Just playing in gold and saying it's broken. Hell no.
Wait, we're throwing.
Don't let them steal it, don't let them steal it, don't let them steal it.
Don't let them steal it, Alice!
Eeeeeegh!
Okay, GG. Real Baron.
Holy fuck, Dendi's frying too.
Alright, 1-1 baby!
1-1!
Running around so far is not bad.
Okay, our first pick, and get rid of surface blade for sure, and demon for sure.
It's bomb during the game
So we can go poison hard down to here that's pretty good that's going for a less
I think we go Lancer now.
I think we go Lancer and we go Ghost or we go some Assassin Jungler.
I think we should go ghost.
Support here.
We need...
I need like a frontliner or...
I like werewolves.
I like werewolves.
I like werewolves.
Wait, so we have a top laner, a mid laner, a jungler and now we're going to have werewolves.
What AD carry can we pair with werewolves?
could put it top. Oh my god we could go dark mage and put Lancer bot.
Is Hitman a good champ?
It says D tier but I don't trust my analyst. I don't trust my analyst. Listen I
I know nor region he needs a ranged AD he needs a ranged AD or he's gonna run the game down I
Don't trust my analysts now if this is hit men runs it down. I will listen to my own little bit more
But if that guy's on Lancer the games lost
Okay
We focus on ganking for sure
We focus on all lanes here because top is good to play around but they have boomerang hunter and priest
And we have Tyler does he have CC?
No, he doesn't I think we ignore that side of the map
It's Lancer a side laner. No, he's more of a grouper
We play it slower we have two range champs
He doesn't have any CS, he has a slow.
Okay, let's go 1-4, fuck it.
Let's go 1-4 with LS on Sidelane, deal.
I feel like the poison dart hunter Sidelane is so much better than the fucking Lancer Sidelane.
And he focuses on LS's lane, because they have Joker and Sniper.
I want to put counter jungling, but they have an AD carry mid and a range top.
I feel like they need to play around those champs.
actually it's ghost better to just farm now he's not he needs to kills every
kill he gets stronger he needs to play ganking we're gonna play we're gonna play
one we're gonna play five men probably we have to play five men here he needs
resets and he's the damage dealer
No region gets it back, boom, no region on range, ADC, my goat!
Titer, it's just seriously running it down.
I'm never putting him on marbles again.
Like, Titer's literally just watching as ADC die.
I swear my bot lane is so fucking, they're a bunch of fucking clowns.
and now Tyler just kills him maybe or what
that guy is such a troll
oh, Tyler dead
don't get caught here, don't get caught
Tyler don't do- oh my god, Lupe with the engage on the lancer!
Tyler dies, but it's one for one
They're on Baron, they're on Baron! Help us, help us!
And let's get one! Dandy! At Dandy!
Boom! Dandy gets a reset! Baron fight! Big one!
Lupe, get a good engage! You're trolling.
Tatar just followed you and died too.
F!
What a game's lost so.
Hell, this is getting fucking blasted.
Nah, come on please lock in.
Lupe on the side.
Is trolling.
He just ulted up instead of down, oh my god fuck off, they're so boosted all of them.
He bowled man, she's so fucking bowled.
Is it comebackable or not?
Is it comebackable or not?
guy's trolling. What champion is Joker playing? What is that champ? Gunner, that guy's broken
by the way. That gunner champ is opus fuck.
I'm never breaking this warwick, I'm tired of just running around and things.
I should have put him on the shield breaker.
No regions of feeder.
Yes
What's he doing?
God Tyler's 1-7
I feel like Tyler needs to play range champs. He can't play melee. He's so boosted in melee champs.
He's so boosted in melee champs
Ah, it's spotted.
You can only play Ogre, that's it.
You can literally only play Ogre.
news. Breaker backs it up with top wins, but I'm telling you Siege Breaker is broken.
Okay, I'm just making a list of OP champs. Siege Breaker. Broken. Archer broken. Gunner
broken. Sniper broken. Pyro Menser broken. Fortsman broken. I think Demon's broken. We
We should play demon for real cavalry mids what the fuck
Android is broken those win rates are crazy gonna be a win rate ending
One guys need to lock in
Take your revenue. I don't want to check. I don't want to check. Should I check? I don't want to check. Should I check?
I don't know if I should check. Should I check?
feel bearer is 100% I knew it I knew it I knew it
kinda one isn't training gotta get his fucking ass out of the fucking shit
everyone stressed why?
Oh, he's streaming, that's why.
We need some wins here, we need some wins.
Key player is rapid.
They like poison heart dancer, boomerang and ghosts.
They invade.
Poison hunter, ghost.
Got it.
I think we keep the same roster, bro. I fuck with this roster. I see the angle.
F first pick, we ban Poisonheart.
And we ban Hunter.
We first pick a next game.
And we ban Ghostfucket.
They take Pyro.
They take Pyro, but I get Archer.
I get Archer and I get...
I think I grab Ogre.
got shield there. Now I get Swordsman. And I get Shadow Mentor. Or where's Bomber?
Wait, is Bomber AD or top right?
Oh my god, I've trolled the draft, why do I have swordsman on my team?
Wait, swordsman can't play top lane, Kenny?
Is he good on top?
I feel like I need bomb robots.
It's on that bed, it's on that bed.
That would mean their full AD as well, apart from Pyro.
Okay, I swear Norwegian is just dog shit.
But then this feeling.
But LS is on his fucking archer.
Neeeee!
Oh my god, broken bits all killed him.
either one ogre gg
I feel like I should just ignore what they're good at
it's such a joke if I give them shield bearer and pyro I feel like the game's already lost
We got Poison Dot Hunter.
Not bad.
Now we go ninja, we go vampire, I like vampire, I feel like demon is fucking broken isn't
I like my draft.
Let me go Dark Mage, Pop, or Boomerang Hunter.
Which one's better?
Go through it.
Like, I need a tank or what?
and now for support I'm thinking python s or barrier mage or hammerer
I can't, I can't, Tyler's so bad at melee.
Let's try barrier mage, let's try it.
Let's try it.
Let's try it and see if we can cook.
This demon champ is so OP.
Yo, this demon champ cooks though.
Titer on range champs, poke champ.
Baron fight.
don't misposition. It's a great fight. It's a great fight. Okay, we're kind of cooking
here. We're kind of cooking. We are cooking. We are cooking. Norwegian's vampire off. But
Tyler's taking all the kills. Why is he doing that? And now the demon walks in and dies.
Rapid, dead. Look at the Baron! Look at the Baron! Someone steal it! Steal the Baron! Someone steal it!
Steal the Baron.
Norwegian is so boosted, he's so boosted, he always gets caught. Every time the camera pans,
Norwegian is getting caught. He's permacort! LS positioning is fucking rubbish.
Now we lose. Or? Do we lose though? Do we lose? Let it cook. Wait, big ones! Nasi
vei ui! Nasi vei ui! Oh my god, we got Baron. Yo, this druid champ is fucking busted or
or what? Add it to the list, Druid! Add it to the list, Druid's broken. It's a 1v9
performance from the Druid. Wait, it's actually a gigawind, isn't it? Unless they throw now
Now a mid-wave.
It is Giga winning.
Alright.
The top laner took top tower in one minute.
Now I know the Druid champ has fucking busted, but his top laner is a shit champ, isn't it?
Why does he have that champ top?
Is he fucking stupid?
Okay, that should be GG.
Thank you Goldbeet, unthoroughbo.
Hey, well, now we need to figure out, now we need to figure out, game 3 draft.
Now we need to figure out game 3 draft.
Okay what am I betting?
Poison Hunter I first picked it.
That guy mains Ghost.
i think siege breaker is giga broken right now
event sniper okay snipers out
each breaker is so broken right now
hunter is also broken
i'm gonna get rid of hunter i don't think i can first pick it
shadow mencer is broken
Shadowmancer is broken.
Siegebreaker is broken.
Okay, there's quite a few OP's open. I think I should random ban here.
Uh, what's something that they could pick?
Um...
Now let's give it a ninja.
They ban Shadowmancer. Okay, so that means...
There's Gambler, Siegebreaker.
Gambler...
Siegebreaker. Did I go Gambler first pick here?
I feel like I'll go gambler. Hopefully, I mean he'll take seedbreaker. He took Android.
Oh my god, he took Android as well. I wanted Android. Fuck. But we have a pretty good champ.
Should I take boomerang hunter? I like ice mage for Tyler here. I think into those
Those champs are really like Ice Mage.
I'm putting that Ice Mage bot.
And then...
I'm thinking boomerang hunter
He's gonna put mage knight mid now. He's gonna get so fucking baited by the swap
Now in a jungler I like berserker or
or dokeby, dokeby or brusherker?
or werewolf, I actually like werewolf
I like werewolf
now I need a top laner
I don't want to talk to him.
Hey, you carry.
Banser.
Banser sounds good.
Okay, this draft is kind of freaky.
Okay, so my idea was, if I go mage, he's going to go mage knight mid, right?
And if he goes mage knight mid, and I have gambler mid, it's going to cook him.
and an Ice Mage plays support even though it's off-roll and now LS carries the game alone
Because he's gonna put and I have a tank jungler. He's gonna put the Mage Defender mid
Is werewolf a- oh it's an assassin. Oh my god, I thought it was a tank.
Boom. Mage Knight mid. Mage Knight mid versus on-hit TF.
Does it work?
And now we have Ice Mage vs Siegebreaker.
That might be...
I don't know if that's good or not.
That sounds kind of funky.
I'm gonna make him go defensive.
and make him go top mid and then we're gonna play range
what do I do do I do HP then magic resist oh defense is armor or what
There you go.
You're gonna see she should go for Madagascar.
Now is this gonna be disgusting or not?
I don't know, I'm trying things in the game, I'm trying it.
When you make an assassin go vegan fucking full tank and then counter pick like with that thing and shit
Like a melee magic damage counter versus an arranged ABTF
Surely that guy gets blasted, right?
I also think he needs to cover lanes. I just think he needs to cover mid and top
It works
I'm watching mid CS. Hope to God
My whole game plan just fucking sucks apparently because apparently you loop that match up
How does that make any sense?
How does a ranged AD champ lose to a melee mage counter?
How does that make any sense?
He's feeding.
Okay, well, I thought that they literally had a castle in mid, but apparently this castle in mid is fucking broken or what?
Is this castle in mid just broken or what?
It's full chopped.
Full chopped game!
Okay, well the cook didn't work.
did not work at all.
Oh, my bot lane is getting like, like the mid matchup's a horror and my bot lane is getting absolutely fucking rolled.
Maybe Siegebreaker is just the most OP champ in the game. I think Siegebreaker is just giga broken.
I do like the boomerang the boomerang champ
the boomerang champ kind of cooks
but T1 on ice magey I thought ice magey and teamfights would be good no cuz they're
or to arrange or some shit
why they going in one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one what is
this oh wait then deal with the double
yo is there a way to make them like stop fucking running around and inting
like they are literally running in one by one and dying look they're just
running around one by one and dying it's cuz he's bad and they stop being bad
when they stop being bad
like is there a stat that I'm missing where it's like group up you fucking
enters okay well apparently magic knight is not countered by 80 champs he
just is a strong champ wait I'm adding I'm adding I'm adding things my list
magic knight
Managing Thor's condition.
What?
Reason those manager choices have not given up sport as confidence and this mood can only be brushed aside.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I need my teams to get, I need my players to get better. They're also fucking trash!
Well Thor's not even playing, why is he stressed?
Pilar wants to fucking playing.
Alright, giant sex.
Look at their roster bro, it's 5 million to get one of their players.
5 million.
What?
Calvary archer gambler.
Calvary archer gambler.
Okay the boys.
I spent 300k on getting tighter one, I did do that.
That champ's broken.
Uh, that time's broken.
And that time's broken.
I think we first pick Gambler away from them.
Fuck it, we get Siegebreaker.
Fuck it, we get Siegebreaker.
That champ's so OP, I think.
Cavalry and this guy so they're engaging they're engaging into me. So surely I need fucking ogre
wait
I want to go poison dart hunter and hunter
Maybe
I mean we can go Gamble already carry, that sounds fucking great.
They're diving into me, is there a support that peels really hard?
I mean Ogre sounds kind of good in champs to dive in because you can just bonk them right?
Barrier mage?
That barrier mage sounds good.
Should I put the shield barrow jungle and take Druid?
I feel like that could be a good play here.
I feel like my team comp is fucking, my team comp is so hard to dive onto.
I know Dendi is a fucking assassin player, but sometimes Velya is going to play the Malka, you smell me?
Farming and covering lane.
Focus on all the lanes.
Focus on grouping so you don't get caught.
No side-leaning.
And stay together.
I don't know, I think through it might be hidden OP, you know.
I think through it might be broken.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But I guess that's the- you just die all the time.
It's pathetic.
You're underneath their tower to die.
And now Tyler dies too for it.
fucking piece of shit 80 carrier
hello gets cold
but there's the there's the there's the damage there's the damage there's the
damage there's the druid yo druid is cooking by the way
This is the first place team we're against, I think.
Bomb?
BOMB!
BOMB!
Holy fucking W team comp!
We run around, but we can't throw very easily because they all one shot.
So please don't split up.
Barrier mage, big block? Yo, barrier mage, I fuck with barrier mage, big time.
I like barrier mage
Bro shield breaker just wins games. I swear this is all shield breaker
Or is his name Siege breaker whatever that guy's crazy OP I
Put them to group up and not focus waves because they're just gonna get caught and die and they're just getting caught and dying
What are you doing?
my god I need to kick off the team I swear to god just please kick off this
fucking team they all just died getting caught when I put I've literally
chose don't push and group and they're pushing and not grouping it's
disgusting are they just boosted or what
we actually lost the game we actually lost the game we actually lost the game
because you get there all one HP cart sold
bro is it a joke or what is it a joke and this game pisses me off I'm gonna
I don't know if I saw it.
I don't know if I saw it.
I can't even manage to roll more than 100 times better.
I'm baron.
And this is cooking.
Double kill.
Look plankton from sponge bob.
And this is cooking through it go in now. They're gonna live or are they?
Baron rush Baron rush Baron rush don't steal it W
Killing them grouping up just running around is five love that
In stead even they're just ending top or what nice my nexus is open
My nexus is open
I'm gonna get back to it.
I'm gonna get back to it.
I'm... I'm gonna get back to it.
Or what?
Look at the sidelines.
Enmit, enmit, enmit, enmit.
Enmit, please, admit.
Please, admit, please, admit.
Please, admit, please, please, please, please, help them.
Do someone, someone do something.
Someone do something.
No Region, no...
Nice, get caught in this.
Now we lost. We didn't lose. We didn't lose. Lost. We didn't lose. Lost. We didn't lose.
Lost. Wait, they're in the back line? Oh my.
OHHHHHHHHH
Why is this game so...
You know what I mean?
Like...
My players are just bad.
Swap tighter out, hell no.
Wait, we can bring this back.
We can bring this back.
and shield bear and vampire bot
I think I go ghost here no or do I go ninja?
I go so dual.
It support AD jungle.
Wait this kind of fucks actually.
Wait this kinda slams!
Wait this actually is the way.
Wait this is actually the one, maybe?
I have a good feeling about this one
It's lost
Then he's dying to jungle monsters hop tower already died
Bro this archer is so fucking giga broken
shield bearer though shield bearer though shield bearer though that's a champ shield bearer
is a champ that is made in this game that exists and is balanced shield bearer shield bearer
That Baron. Finish it, finish it.
Okay, the archer is fucking broken, but we're kind of winning.
Oh, Lupe on side lane.
Bop bop bop bop bop love that that's the one for baby
Again loop on silent bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Holy blade dancer
Waiter
We just need a bit of pace, we just need a bit of pace
We just need to get through this split with good economic ease
Yo, Lupe is fucking frying on the blade dancer.
Lupe, you wanna jump in?
I'm down.
Boom.
Brrrrr.
Holy.
Okay, come on now.
This could have been a 2-0.
For real.
For real.
For realsies.
For realsies.
Okay, Lupe.
Lupe.
Okay, Lupe, Lupe, like, if you close your eyes it's like Zave's.
Serious.
Now, I think the, the, yeah, the Blade Dancer kind of fried this game, but...
LS, LS, I mean the Shield Bear, I didn't even do anything, I just sat there.
okay not bad not bad now I have to figure out what the fuck I'm drafting in
game 5
I don't remember what they were good at what were their champs I forgot
I like Whipmaster is scary to play against I also think Swordsman is broken and I don't
play against it and I think I banned ninja first big gunner
Ice mage mid AD carry this what counters ice mage mid
Magic Knight?
Sniper, yeah, I like Sniper.
If we go Sniper, I kinda wanna go Ogre Support.
Let's try Priest.
Let's try Priest.
There's no top laners left in the game.
I'm gonna go...
go over top fuck it actually wait let's not go over top let's go and quiz it
or ad use well I think they have bomber top I think bomber top is gonna
actually pick bomber oh my god it's bomber top gonna fist me
If Ogre can play mid here, Ogre is a mid laner, he can play mid.
I could put Sniper top, but then I'm against Ogre versus Ice Mage.
No, that's full chopped.
I think that is at the sacrifice top forever.
Pat!
Does Ogre beat Ice Mage?
Yes or no?
No.
AD, AD, AP, AD, AP, well need to build magical list.
This could work.
I think I need to group as 5 though
Does sniper beat bomber on side?
Wait, he's AD? Oh my god, I put magic groups
Does sniper beat this guy? Or should I just go group? I think I should go group or?
Oh my god I'm so stupid sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm so stupid I think I group up right
I think I group up.
Defence HP magic system.
Put it up.
Alright, this might be chopped. I think I should just pick a bomber.
As long as Lupe just doesn't lose his tower in 5 minutes, I'm happy.
Wait, double kill on the tower or what?
Nice, Tyler! Double kill!
But bro, Sniper's losing to Mage, is that just player differ what?
Oh, no Regen's gonna die, wait am I surprised? No I'm not.
Nice, loose bot tower in two minutes with double range, good job.
10D on the gunner.
How are your support on AD carry?
What are you doing?
He won't be treating them.
You're so fucking good.
I hate you.
I have his S. Nice, 10D, 4-0 on the gunner.
The goal is full-trop this game, but we got Baron maybe.
Nice.
Keep making picks and grouping up.
Just keep grouping.
Norwegian on the Inquisitor.
We're basing, we're basing, we're basing here by the way.
Norwegian goes in again and dies, nice, good job, good gobs, good gobs.
just walked up and died again. Can Tanner play anything? Like actually? Can he actually play anything?
Oh my god, the double range! The ogre is cooking so hard! He's 2k down, but look at him, he's just
bunking people! Another one! Look at him just bunking them! He's just hardcore frontlining!
Just keep grouping and pushing. Just keep grouping and pushing.
Just keep grouping and pushing and healing the ogre.
Nice, LS. Nice, Dendi.
Nice, yo! Will this be the best team in the league?
Maybe, maybe. Yes, we did.
Oh my god, the boys. The boys.
Wow, Gunner is crazy, Sniper is crazy, Gunner Sniper is crazy, oh my god.
Los Ratones, Brink of Elimination, done proud and they take down the strongest, Ogre Top
75% win rate. That was a hunch. Cavalry still 7-0. Shadowmancer fucking 7-0.
Barrier mage 5-1. Oh my god, the hunches are real. Yo, let's check the finances.
Let's see. Big patch just dropped. Buffing, toast, knight, hitman, enchanter,
nerfing, circus blade, android and moon. Wait, those hitman buffs are crazy. What the
Fuck!
Wait, Hitman and Knight must be broken.
Oh my god.
Hitman and Knight must be broken.
LS's stress load is too high.
Enchanter's broken.
Okay.
LS?
He's carrying quite hard, knock on eye.
The rookies not ready yet?
No, apparently not.
Apparently they're gonna take like 3 years to be ready or what in the straight.
It's going to take forever to be ready.
We got two wings though on the board, that's not bad.
Gendi, Lost Ratones, Merch, S-Fines Demand, Monknerfs, SK Side Select, they're big hunter
players.
We don't lose to these freaks hunter pyromancer windmage
Okay, wait, what did I say could be broken? What did I say? It's like what it what is like giga s tier?
I'm not gonna ask my analysts because they're fucking trash
The letters you see on screen are useless hitmen
night and
Enchanter gigabuff
Siegebreaker pyro shielder broken
Sniper, Archer, Barrier Mage, Druid, Gunner, Ogre, and the Poison Hunter, and Cavalier,
But I haven't found success with Cavalier.
And Shadowmancer.
Shadowmancer, lock-in.
What did they say they were good at?
I forgot.
They said Hunter, no?
and Cavalier. I'm gonna ban... I'm gonna ban, shh.
Then Siegebreaker. I don't wanna first begin.
I'm gonna look for Pyro. If I don't get Pyro, I'm gonna go Archer. That's my plan.
So then, I will bend.
I will bend.
And pyro.
So now, do we first pick archer?
Or do we first pick
Shadowmancer? Shadowmancer.
Okay. I'm going to go shield bearer, because it's broken.
Wait, I could go barrier mage.
I'm gonna go gunner jungle for sure.
I think I go gunner jungle.
Shadowmancer bot.
Archer.
Then we go ogre or we go shield bearer.
We go shield bearer.
But you could do both.
You'll bear a soup, ogre top, and plate it in, or?
That's Beast's Meta Draft.
style that's our bread and butter oh my god I should have changed his items on
ogre he's buying armor but mage oh my god he's fucking I need to change their
items all the time like that guy's actually brain rot no wonder I have to
fucking build his items he's actually like just fucking straight up dumb oh
Oh my god, the shield bearer is so OP.
Look at my damage, oh my god.
Ogre, Ogre!
Oh my god, I should have made him buy the right items.
He's going a little bit of armor and AD.
So hard for top lane.
I didn't tell him to buy the right items.
Okay, the gold is just top lane, right?
He's ogre, right?
Look ogre, look ogre, look at the gold deficit, look at ogre.
One good teamfight, please, one good teamfight.
So you don't have shield bearer there?
It's shield bearer.
Please group up and fight like humans.
How bad are their builds?
like how god awful are they building?
and it's just caught agaaannnndddd
lads are off
we lost the game through top, we literally just lost the game through top because he
he just builds fucking armor into an magic damage champ.
Though he just got shit on.
But our 5v5 is crazy.
Oh no, the 380 carries are running in with no supports.
Where's your frontline?
I think it's still winnable.
Oh my god, he's dead!
shield bearer shield bearer for a less
Nice pick, nice pick, but what about Baron, what about Baron?
Are we there in time?
Get in there, get in there, full shield bar at once!
What? You could fight that then.
Don't get caught!
Dendi, dendi, dendi, dendi, dendi, dendi, dendi, dendi.
Lupe are going in 1v5 for no reason.
Everyone's trolling.
Our scaling is so good, but we're going in and dying.
We're going in and dying with crazy scaling
Nah
Hold hold the base
Hold the base now hold the base nor region. Oh, you're supposed. Oh, please. I'm telling you
Bro after his fight six K gold done at time to buy the items where I feel like we're running around we could win that game
Fuck I really need a lot of items there, but I gotta go to the actual fucking shop
street.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's
okay.
Okay.
that has to be the play
That has to be the play.
That's fucking great again, surely.
Okay, items AD, AD, AD, AD, I-AD!
Yeah, come on!
of
I feel like Hitman and Knight are bros.
I feel like Hitman and Knight are bros.
tonight our broken bot lane underrated
don't let him steal it, don't let him steal it
don't let him steal it, don't let him steal it
dandy don't die
ls lock in norwegian your 1 hp, why are you clicking forward?
it's why are you clicking forward?
oh you're all just trolling, like you're all just competing
they're all 1 hp, tyler, please get in there
fuck off
Just, okay, just run to the lane and let them die.
Nice, good coms.
Night, holy night.
Holy night.
Nice, go in and die first. Nice, good coms. Let's go first, front line.
Nice, let's let our front line be our back line. Good job.
Bro, they are just boosting. I don't get it. They're boosting.
Like, what do you want me to do? They're straight up dog shit.
We can win.
We can win.
We can win.
Look at the boys.
We can win.
We can win!
Help me.
Help me.
Oh yeah, get in there Dendi.
Pull armor, send it.
Nice.
Kill that guy too, please.
Please don't let him 1v5.
Please 1v5 him.
Nice LS.
Nice LS.
Nice!
Hit the Baron please don't let him steal it.
Don't let him steal it.
Yes.
Hold.
hold hold hold hold
don't hold don't hold hold don't hold why splitting up
my adc is on sideline 1v1ing their most fed member 1v4 and dying nice when I clicked
group and 1-4 was a less who comes they're definitely listening I swear to god they're listening
wait we're ending top
oh my god the front line's in the front line
for once the front line's in the front line but the back line's in the front line what happened
there cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook ok where's my fucking top laner
there's my top laner wait a minute bomber
front to back front to back
get him dammit
Baron, let him steal it.
Oh my god, I thought that guy stole it from top.
Look at the team! Look at the team!
Wait, that's massive, Orr.
No region. Almost dead.
No, LS almost dead.
Ending bot.
Full tank!
Full tank, standing in the circle.
We Windows, bro, this bot lane is so fucking ass though, or are you kidding?
But I subbed Norwegian out and put Thor in.
I feel like no region is scrolling.
Okay.
Hunter was buffed, right?
he banned pyro that means I banned the hunter at the assassin if he banned pyro
and I got it otherwise I get sniper right now I get sniper
okay hear me out I'm thinking enchanter and flip it
Yeah, there's not many top laners left. I guess I could go Dark Mage as well.
We go Dark Mage, now we have Sniper.
Let's go Barrier Mage. I feel like Barrier Mage cooks games.
Barrier Mage.
Wait, that means we need a jungler?
And an AD carry.
Ooh, what a magic knight!
I feel like Magic Knight.
Looker better.
Hmm, 80 carry, you need a range champ.
We don't have a tank.
Big white mage?
White mage, what does he do?
A beam explodes?
It's a mage, right?
I guess I have Sniper Olaf, right?
I need magic damage.
It would be fair, I think, AD, AD, AP, AD, AD.
If anyone here are tanked, I feel like you should go armour second, I don't think there's
any siding in this game.
Is that a good armor second on both of them?
Cook now. Let him cook. Now every time he plays sniper into ice mage he gets fucking
Fisted every time
Yeah, I should put sniper bot
Well, he just died to the mob. Oh
My god, fuck off. It's over
Just we lost we lost
And I say less is just fucking running it like look he's 1k down bro sniper gets countered by ice mage. I'm telling you I'm telling you
Nipers countered by ice mage
This is not a good matchup
of
I should have put Sniper bot and picked Magic Knight, but even then they're just fucking
and running it down.
Hi, Ller, you're playing a support champ.
What is Tyler doing? He's like bronze. Casting spells on himself in frontline. I feel like
he has to play ogre or gg like it's actually embarrassing
oh wait my doorbells ringing
That's lost with down 14k gold down bro
Bro, ah, Tyla is an engaged support player, but we always win one game against every team,
We win one game and lose.
Trisa.
We need more money. I need better players.
I need better players.
My rookies, okay, they're getting better slowly, the rookies. Oh my god, they're scaling so
hard. A swap is coming. Or minus 300k. I do think Dendi is the best player on the roster.
my bot lane sucks but wait it's taking forever to get better at the game
wait I think I'll tell it so I'm gonna put something on real quick and go BRB
real fast okay
and then we can lock in and then we can lock in
Wait, I'll just go FK, we'll be on all sections, it's alright, it's fine.
I don't even know nice I
I guess.
I think people need to learn how to play the wards.
Oh, that is the art I need to do.
That is what I have to do here.
Holy
Holy
Oh, oh, fuck!
What the fuck?
What was that?
I don't think we should be able to kill him
Okay
Okay, fine
Oh my god
What?
I
Yeah, Mike
Our chat
There was a clip of you what what do you mean those people
Which clip which clip of me?
Which one was it a good one the ash quadra damn Sally ash hold on a minute
Hold on oh my god, what is the standing star even want to see them
What do you mean it's law accurate? It's not!
What do I do? What do we even do, chat? How do we make people better at the game?
I don't have any money. My players suck.
Corn salad's about to gap me again.
Start again? No. We don't reset. We don't give up on the boys. We don't give up.
What are we gonna do when we leave Lupe Dendi?
We can't just give up on them. What we can do is...
We don't even have any money to get a new support.
Wait
My top laner you
And my top laner Lupe
Well, they're getting old
Let's get back to work.
Let me just confirm something.
If I put the rookies in, it won't change their improvement curve, right?
Here's what we're going to do.
We're gonna lock in a roster.
White mage, magic knight, circus blade.
Ls, we're gonna put you, we're gonna put you, we're gonna put you off for a bit.
We're gonna put Chris G in.
I think Chris G is better.
Tyler?
Tyler?
Not for, not now.
Not now, Tyler.
Quit getting here.
Unless you turn off.
Quit getting here.
Take them to Disneyland, coach.
them to Disneyland. Alright, we're a second pick. I will not lose any more games.
Sniper. Sniper. Sniper. Sniper. Sniper. Sniper made on the top, maybe. No. Or Culeblade
spend shadow man to the top or AD here
not bad that's not bad that's not bad AD AD AD AD AD defense defense HP W put it up
This should be a free win. I'm not even gonna look at the screen. I know this is a win.
Get it ass, get it ass. Get it ass. Don't cancel your autos. Nice ult, completely missed.
One auto. Daaad.
Wait, quid's kinda cooking by the way. I like quid on the roster.
This is pretty good.
I like Quid, I like Quid.
I feel like the way this game works, and if you play the game properly and you understand the game, the financials, it kind of works like this.
Whereas I've kind of started like this.
I need to go like that then, no I haven't, I've done this, so eventually we'll climb
but it's just our curve's gonna take a lot longer to curve, you know what I'm saying?
I need to change my tier list.
got rid of LS yeah that guy's gone
bro Archer is so broken I can't believe what I just looked at did you see that
did you see what that Archer just did
wait did we just lose the game of that
are we just losing the game now or what
Yep, let's keep going in one by one. That's exactly what I told you to do.
I feel like they get like a good comp. They get ahead and then they just start inting.
Like they just start inting.
I can't let this group up and win the game.
Everything has no side-laners.
It's Christi just like trolling. This is what I want. What do I get on the road?
I died to a bleed.
Like what is he doing? What is he doing?
He's losing 1v1 to a level 8.
No, no, no, no, they're gonna end, they're gonna end top, where?
We lost.
Or did we lose, wait.
Or did we lose?
Or did we lose?
Or did we lose?
Get him, get him, he's gonna come out the stealth.
Get his ass, picked hunt.
Wait, LR?
LR?
Wait.
Hold.
Then the on the left.
Dead. 100% dead.
Okay. Wait. Baron's up in 10 seconds.
Okay, Lupe is never going on a mage again.
Bro, none of them can play mages. They just side lane on these mages and die.
We get burned big big come back big come back
Wait oh my god, it's it's it's a game in here don't chase too far you just got a triple kill that guy are you kidding
Archer, dead, Archer dead, Archer dead.
Place him down.
Nice, good comms, look on the right, he's trying to...
That's Baron.
That's a 7k gold lead.
Wipe them.
Nice, bro, shield bearer is so good.
feel bear is so good oh my god
nice easy win okay quit bro quit staying in if we had fucking Thor there the
games lost
okay talk to me talk to me what were their champs I forgot
It was white mage, a little gunner.
I like a hunter angle here for Bendy.
I like hunter.
I like Ogre as well.
Let's go Gambler.
Now if he gets Ogre it's full chop door.
Where's Ogre?
Am I blind?
Oh my god.
Rumble support, Dambler, Gummaring hunter, then we put Qwid on a melee champ, so what's
This man Ogre Bot is that good?
Or Inquisitor?
Actually, let's go Vampire.
I like Vampire.
I like Vampire a lot.
AD, wait, AP, AD, AP, AD, AP, oh shite
This could work
Spam gank
I don't want to focus bot, I want to help top.
Nice gank, Dendi.
Yo he's good on that assassin.
Needs to help top soon though.
Yo Christy G, yo Christy G, G, G, G, Christy G.
The monk is kind of fucking frying us or what?
Nice help top, boom.
They just came in and he dies on cooldown, he's literally just walking free kill, he's
the sixth jungle camp.
They'll beat his ass.
Nice, dendi, two kills on the assassin.
Look at the monk, look at the monk he's trolling, boom, bonk, ogre.
Nice.
That's a very early Baron, just saying, just saying, but ogre's frontlining.
He's getting loads of stuns off as well.
Now that druid champ is crazy actually.
Baron guys. Nice, walk up on me and die, only 5 like that. Nice, walk up on me 5, die,
Yeah, bonk the front line, ogre.
And the assassin?
Bonk, stunned?
Dead?
Christian on the side, Christian on the side.
Croaking on the side.
Oh, Ingalls quit.
Bomb down.
Huge.
huge no don't play without the ogre oh my god they're fighting without the ogre
no christian you fucking freak I need a better midlaner man I so ass my less
was also running it though. Oh, don't admit me or what? Don't admit me. Quit. Why are
you going in? What we... That's disgusting. How we lost that game. They're so boosted.
They're so boosted.
Here go blue side.
White mage pen.
Okay, this is interesting.
Pyramencer and Dual Blader up.
fucking S-tears.
Oof, Pyraments roll Dualblade. Dualblade for Lupe is massive and it might fuck the Pyraments,
but Pyraments are the most open champion in the game.
I think I go Dualblade. Wait, I have an idea, go Dualblade.
Nice, he went double mage.
We go Magic Knight for sure, and Ninja.
He took a barrier, mage.
And has really good support.
I'm going to go executioner.
I'm now an 80 carry and dancer or hitman.
I like hitman.
It's another assassin.
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
Is this a tank? It is right.
Is this a tank as well? Executioner.
It's nice not a tank, what?
Like Diana.
There's nothing to mid max in the builds then, is there?
The only thing I kinda wanna do is attack, I think 1-4 with Lupe.
Engage, force.
play top mid, aggressive, fight, I like the 1v4, I feel like just be flexible if you want
split push. Go Lila. Go and Lila. Nice, Gangstopper. Good. Gangstopper, very good. Kill that Pyro.
Yes, get in there. Just keep diving them. I don't care if you die, just attack. Die
on him keep dive on him knock up pyro dead yes i knew that the sword dancer cooks man
yes keep clicking forwards keep clicking forwards oh my god the dive
yes keep clicking forwards
Oh, big hook!
Who-who-who, executioner!
It might be GG!
these dives are great. I don't know what that guy's doing. Don't let him steal Baron
please. Okay, God bless. I like the Blade Dancer or whatever the loop is playing. What's
it called? Dual Blader. That one's fucking OP, I think. I feel like Dual Blader Ninja
just counters Pyro Mancer. It doesn't it? Like, just have Pyro Mancer and just go fucking
double assassin hey we are cooking quit had a good series
bro. Let's go in, go in, go in, go in, go in. Does Ninja not have a dash? What?
What the fuck, Dendi? Oh my god. Look at what they're doing, they're diving them in the tier fours.
That's what he told them to do for real, it's right here.
What is Chris Chi building?
I don't know, what is he building?
He's building full tank!
Bro, I feel like full tank magic knight must be broken by the way, I'm telling you.
Oh my god, LR's about to win their first series in a while.
Oh, we are so back.
We did it!
Holy dandy, bro.
Dandy is so fucking good.
And Lupe on this fucking Dancer Champ is crazy.
Holy chills.
holy chills no quarter given 2-1 against team heretics wears heretics in the
rankings fifth place team not bad not bad then these fan base still grows
update the tier list I mean I can update the tier list but I feel like my
analysts just they're clueless
But I can change it myself, but I see me.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
How's the finance?
Minus 3 under K.
If we got a couple wins, if we got a couple more wins, I think we're in a great spot.
Bombers winning, Demon is winning, Poison Dart Hunter is winning, Dual Blader AD carry
is winning shield bearer oh my god shield bearer is OP as fuck whip master is a bait
in top lane I'm pretty happy I'm pretty confident managing pays a psychological pressure there
We take a bit of stress off, we take a bit of stress off.
I need to sell my champs.
My players, sorry.
I need to sell some of these players.
I need to develop them and then sell them.
Cavalry winrate is 7-0 in jungle bro. Cavalry is...
Oh, 3.3 million player. Nice. This will be fun.
He's really good on boomerang hunter. What is 50% winrate on it? I fucking fry him.
Gambler boomerang hunter pyro mancer.
Okay.
Should we let them have pyro if sword dancer's up?
I
Babe and pyromancer
Hey, I think I should take Cavalry.
I haven't really played Cavalry though.
Maybe we go Cavalry with Dual Blader.
probably do later
we go executioner again
or the shield bearer i feel like shield bearer is bad right now i don't need a
shield bear
We will be full AD though.
Is this guy AP?
He's AP.
Let's just pick another melee, fuck it.
holy lila comp again holy shiiiit
bro
are we just gonna gank mid and top again and just build
panky dendi
i feel like just go full armor no?
like they have one mage but I have assassins sure the mage gets run over you build armor here
it's just a full dive game again
I see the vision. I just don't think my mid lane champ is very good. I think I trolled
my mid lane champ. Big hook. Yes. Does he wind you all in? No, he doesn't. He also
So the sect is full tower to roam bot, nice, nice, keep jumping in, keep jumping in, keep
jumping in, keep jumping in.
That fighter kinda counters my whole comp, not gonna lie.
Wait, we can steal this ore?
How did you miss that hook?
Oh my god, then she was the worst pick ever
Wait big fight and it's 45 or here at the Baron
Oh my god the sideline, yes, keep sidelining.
Why are you going in, what?
Oh my god, we are trolling.
Yeah, cold teamfight, yeah.
my scent yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just run him down get the burn run him down
one more one
over diving a little bit over diving over diving a little bit
Oh yeah, are you gonna dive in or what?
Yeah, oh my god, it's free wind, don't throw it, please.
Yes!
Yo Lupe!
Lupe on that fucking dead blade!
broken I don't ever count the pyromen so now hell no what were their champs I
forgot it was pyromen sir gamber right and where's where's his gunner in
but Gunners actually Gunners broken let's hear the room under archers up
though okay they got Archer all good we get vampire for sure the Ben shield
bearer or what
I like vampire
And I like Gunner.
I like Ogre.
Empire, Gunner, Ogre.
I think I can go Truitt maybe.
Oh my god, Shadowmancer's in.
I can't go Shadowmancer.
I think Druid is broken though.
I think I go poison.hunter last or sniper.
I think this cooks so hard.
This is more of a group comp.
I think your focus is top and mid ganks because they're double range right?
Okay.
Well, Valk is losing.
Hmm, yeah Swordsman, Vampires, maybe I'm overrating Vampire, maybe Vampire is trash.
I think I might be overrating vampire.
Vampire is just dying.
I think it's still winnable though.
I think druid can carry this.
is so broken in these fights nice Baron
does archer just beat sniper or what?
I think Archer beat Sniper. Maybe I should ban Archer.
This Archer is carrying the game.
But he's against Ogre Druid though.
Ogre Druid kind of fucks.
Maybe I'm overrating Sniper in general.
of
The archer is so broken, oh bless Ogre.
If like Ogre just blocks everything and stuns him, it kills him.
No true it.
Oh my god the sniper scales well though, or?
I feel like the sniper scaling is crazy, you see that?
Through it, back.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
The vampire scales as well.
Maybe it's because I have double scaling carry since that's why I lost early.
But I think this ogre champ and druid champ together, like ogre druid or like shield bearer
and then shield breaker together are crazy.
Oh my god, the 2 knees with their first 2-0.
Wait...
Uh...
...minute.
Yeah, the sniper scaling is crazy, by the way.
Also the space that Druid makes in fights,
when you have like Bear, Owl, Ogre in the front line for a Caitlyn, it's just GG, or?
It's just GG.
Alright, we are scaling with this roster.
We are scaling.
oh the rookies are getting better slowly slowly but my my homies are getting
worse recent results have not given supporters enough conference what we
just want to oh
we're ninth place now though we're ninth place not bad we're ninth place
My financials are in the pavement, the whole team's chopped.
Weekly meta report, Darkmage is winning, Fighter is winning, Cavalry is still owning.
This Circus Blade Champ, I'm permabunning it because I don't trust it.
Vampire is winning.
Shieldbear is winning.
Oh my god, we're against G2.
Fighter is currently 80% in top lane.
They play Cavalry, Fighter, Swordsman, oh my god, those are three champs I hate.
I hate playing as Cavalry, Fighter and Swordsman.
I feel like Fighter is permanent in the series.
I fucking hate Fighter.
And Cavalry.
And Swordsman.
Fuck all three of them.
Lancer.
Lancer.
Lancer.
We take Archer.
Feel better.
I feel like he's not that good this game, but I want another frontliner.
I might go Hammer.
If I try hammer top that sounds fucking cooler.
I'll go gunner.
AD carry, bruiser, tank, AD carry, assassin.
Is there something that cooks that?
I'm gonna go magic tank.
I just went for a really tanky roster.
But double AD carry.
Feels good now, into their bruisers.
I don't know if it's gonna work though, I've never tried hammering.
But it just sounds like I have loads of CC.
And they have loads of AD right there, full AD.
This guy tank, can I just build armor on him?
I'm gonna go first item defense on Christy.
You can tell me what you want, but I think Magic Knights should go armor.
Group is 5 and poke, I think.
I don't think we dive
We dive?
Let's dive actually, okay
Bendy jank slain's
But Bendy does not go top, ever
Let's try it, see what the tank lineups like into their bruisers.
I think double AD carry is good against bruisers normally, no?
The only thing is they have a fucking ghost, but hopefully the taunt counters the ghost.
Does hammer just lose to that thing or what?
Oh, it's just a fucking wet noodle-fight pop.
Nice dive.
Yo, hammer's kinda cooking, by the way.
Archer's behind, but I- Oh my god, that is rushed Baron. My goats.
Archer's a bit behind, but Archer like AoE splash damage is no matter what.
Oh my god, they're just pushing side lanes and ending the game.
I need to, I'm so boosted.
They're just side lane Samuels.
Yeah, this is cooked.
I didn't know that the, this champ is a side laner.
I guess his name is Siegebreaker.
Bro Lancer, Lancer Siegebreaker. Oh my god, what counters Lancer Siegebreaker?
What even counters Lancer Siegebreaker?
I feel like Lancer just counters 80 carries.
Do I have to play Ice Maid against Lancer or what?
I should play Ogre actually.
Ogre.
Ninja.
Okay, that's actually really good for me, no?
That's a really good jungler, Demon maybe?
I never tried Circus Blade.
They have three ranged champs on that.
And Ogre just go mid here.
I just pick executioner.
Fuck it.
And AP, and AP carry with AP. I'm just gonna go X just.
Fuck it.
Good ball.
It's because they have mage, mage, mage, mage.
I thought maybe execution or just lile the fuck out of them or?
Go fucking fight.
Oh my god, I didn't put MR on my ogre. Please tell me isn't it?
Ah, this is the second time I've done this.
Oh my god. I need to tell you, but I don't get it. Why can't the AI just see everyone's
AP and just build magic resistance? I don't get it.
Do I really have to do that?
That's crazy, he's building armor by the way.
That is crazy.
The Ice Mage has a gold lead, but I think the Ice Mage just gets fucking one shot.
I feel like assassins in this game are just so OP.
No, they're throwing.
What the fuck, they're doing chain CC one-popped.
Are they just bad? I don't get it. I feel like they got all the assassins into mages. Just fucking kill them.
Bro, I don't get it.
I have an inquisitor exorcist, right?
APChamp.
He's building armor and AD.
Like they're all building armor.
Like I don't get it.
Are they just fucking stupid or what?
Like I actually need to do all their items every game.
Thank you all their items every game.
Fuck off.
Patch notes.
Archer and bomber nerfed.
And dualblader nerfed.
Oh my god no they nerfed dualblader.
Oh no.
What the fuck are those clown buffs?
Is clown?
I'm first picking clown.
I'm flipping it. I just saw some crazy numbers.
I'm first picking down. It's the only way.
It's the only way.
They gave him 700 HP and up 40 AD.
Well, you're the fucking idiot now, aren't you?
I'm on the right side you dumb fuck what you have to say about that now what now what
Say sorry now say sorry. Hey, sorry
That's fucking right.
Let's chat.
Let's have a...
Okay, come on, your wise thing so long, boot it up.
How long is the regular season?
I don't get it, when's the off season?
When can I start fucking getting rid of some of these players?
I have a good joke, what is it?
You have 5 seconds.
4, 3, 2, the drop loop in the top lane, he's a fiasco, you know?
I don't want streaming is going good to nice
It's Marlon.
Hi to our Gambler lancers, what they're good at.
I also fucking hate those gems, so good.
What did I say I was in the first picture?
I forgot.
It got gigabuffed.
Oh yeah, clown.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna go clown siege raker they're quite they're playing quite a bruiser
comp or
What's a good mage support?
any druid support?
alright, you're going defense, yes, yes
you're a mage, so I can't really tell you what to buy, but I hope you buy damage
Like, do I have to tell you to buy AD?
Do I have to tell you to buy AD? Do I have to tell you to buy AD? Do I have to tell you to buy Magic?
Like, I don't get it.
the siege breaker aside later fuck it
I don't know the builds bro I can't do all
I'm guessing AD AD
I'm guessing maybe attack speed AD
Actually you can build a bit of armor actually.
Well, heal breaker is getting missed by Olaf top, and it's Marlon on Olaf, so that's not good.
But at least he's buying the right items, am I right?
Oh my god Olaf hard counters him which I should have not been surprised by but I've
not seen someone play Olaf top it's a jungler in this game.
Okay clown is broken
Oh my god
Harder!
Oh my god we got the burn.
Well Christy's dead, that means the fight's lost.
Oh my god.
What is that dot that's on them?
Is that Poison Hunter?
It is Poison Hunter bro, the dot is crazy.
Oh my god, there's no damage, maybe Clown is trash actually.
The Poison Hunter is carrying the whole game, but Clown is actually not doing that much,
But I guess it's because he's against a lot of Bruisers.
God, the Poison Hunter is great against Bruisers.
Oh my god, the Poison Hunter just rips them in half.
Look at the damage! Oh my god, they're all three dead!
Okay, I can't tell if clowns broken or not, but Poison Hunter is definitely cooking bruisers.
That's good to know.
fuck what what are they playing again I forgot
they played some OP shit they played fighter
and lancer
they banned pyro
they banned swordsman
I don't really care about Gambler, maybe. Do I care about Gambler, yeah?
I'm gonna pick Doomblader, I think, again.
Even though it's nerfed, I think maybe I should play it, because they're playing this champ.
I think I'm still gonna do it.
I'm gonna hold off on execution for now.
I like demon.
I think I need to hold off an executioner still.
i like ogre mid here
and i'll go sniper
and mid i'll go ghost ad carry
i'm playing monk, i can't play executioner
ghost with shield bearer is good though i think
Let me Ogre though. Chat Ogre or Shieldbearer? Hmm.
I like Shield.
Well, I picked an order, lol.
I'm wondering, now call me crazy.
Should I put Sniper Bobbed and Ghost Mid into Archer?
Because Sniper lost against Archer last time.
Okay, we're basically full AD.
I'm gonna go defense on a demon, because I think demon does a lot of...
I'm gonna go defense second on this guy as well.
You might... No, I'm not going to do anything to this guy, just go fully de-fuck it.
Because he gets immune.
I think HP is so fake.
Need attack speed, does he?
Attack speed first or damage first?
I have no idea how good Ghost City carries, but I'm going to give it a whirl.
This champ is nerfed, but I feel like, against ranged tops, it just cooks.
Oh my god, Sniper gets a kill.
Yes.
Give Sniper a kill, please.
What happened to Lupe? Why is he on his roaming bot?
Fuck that shh. Who's the wrong thing? Why is he roaming?
I haven't died on the one.
That's a big taunt.
That's a giga taunt.
shield bear.
Oh, Ghost is getting so many resets.
That's the armor item on demon bro.
I think armor on this champ is so good, because it goes into like heal form I think.
goes
Ghost, ghost, ghost.
You're just trolling.
You are trolling.
Oh Chris hit him!
nice this is the W right
right
did we just throw the whole game
He's on to the whole game Double Q
2-0 God bless. God bless.
Okay, the turnaround, it's on the way.
Oh, the turnaround is here.
Haze is getting better, he's gonna debut one day soon.
Lost Ratones rising through the rankings, not bad!
We're still ninth, but we're tied ninth, we just beat the second best team in the league.
Not bad.
Weekly meta report, Dark Mage is still winning, I haven't seen much Dark Mage.
Oh my god, Cavalry is 92% win rate.
Fighter is winning every game as well, god bless Ibanez and Circus Blade.
Oh my god this Cavalry champ is crazy.
that cavalry champ is crazy how's the finances okay it's going down wait
financial and loop is going to be supported comments autograph requests
and personal topics are all arriving at the world once I mean the top laners
becoming a fucking legend should we limit exposure or should we attend the fan
needs that's a hard one that's a hard one
to the last one all right we're against vitality
Oh yeah this team is good.
Bomber Whipmaster Dancer.
Bomber Whipmaster Dancer.
Their last?
I thought they had like a crazy player.
No they had a crazy top laner right?
Well I think Bomber is fucking OP so that can be banned.
Master is also secretly broken and I think I'm gonna get rid of Fighter.
I think with dual blade ban I should just take the fireman sir.
I like siege breaker a lot.
It's a flex.
It's a flex.
I think I'm gonna go ogre.
I feel like I need some kind of Bruiserie, maybe Swordsman.
kind of swordsman poison dot hunter is mid only right
I just screwed
A, D, A, D, A, P, A, D, A, D, F*** it, people. F*** it, people. I don't know how this top
Metapes Lancer vs Pyro Lancer
Get him Bendy, get his ass
Why is Chris Chief unclimbing?
Pyro mencer
Pyro mencer
We're fighting 3d5 nice becomes
Why are you walking in 1v5?
Is Paramance or is Gigafake?
I feel like the way the game is coded, dive comps are just better, because they always
walk forward no matter what, even if you tell them to click back.
The coding of the game just makes people run around.
Okay, we scaling, right?
My god, Gambler is so op, actually.
This game's full chopped.
Yeah, I think...
I should just pick Assassin into Assassin.
I shouldn't pick fucking Shield Guy.
Also, Pyramencer looks so fake by the way, it looks so fucking useless.
They just run around by the way, I'm just gonna play Lila comps only, surely.
Comps or Sniper Comps? It's the only way. Also I refuse to believe that any fucking
Assassin AD carry is good unless you're against 5 mages. So every AD carry has to be a ranged
I don't know what
I don't think clowns are good. Maybe I'm crazy.
They're gonna pick a whipnasty if I don't pick it.
all right fuck it should we just bowl with clown
they picked monk, i should for sure go ogre into monk
or i should go shield bear into monk then or something
of countless months
probably
is hammer going to work
of
of
3, ball, not bad actually, could be worse, mage into druid sounds kinda fine, like HP
on the sky is broken.
top. You think clown needs attack speed?
What if the 1-4 is clown? Is that crazy?
I like it.
I like it.
Is that a kill?
A kill!
Those assassins just kill people every time.
Almost like they assassinate.
It's a one for one? No it's not.
The vampire scales, right? Rage.
Is NumNock just gonna watch him die? I'm gonna wait. Yeah, it looks like it.
But I'm so... I should just... put it around.
My clown is spit pushing.
Look at the video map on the bottom right there.
I don't know if I'm trolling by having Assassin's Sidelane, but he's completely on the different
side of the mapper.
He's not even farming well when he's split pushing like this.
Maybe having your jungler's sidelane is bad.
But in League it's good sometimes having your jungler's sidelane if they're an assassin,
But his gold is not going up when he's on the side lane so I guess it's useless.
Archer.
Oh wait there's the side lane Shaco.
Oh my god the side lane clown.
Wait.
He's won me one in the archer as well look at that right.
Oh, he's crazy on the side lane.
Look at the bottom of the map, like he's just fucking sending it in bot lane.
Okay, I hate this dark mage, Chem, but I will say the clown is kinda fucking the whole
game.
I feel like Lupe is best on assassins or tanks slash druid, that's it, or sometimes Bomber.
ayo clown 4k gold up but side lane fucking demon wait a minute
Okay, I'm running with Vestor.
I'm playing Fighter 2.
And I'm banning.
The circus blade scares me.
I still think I should first pick Duelblader.
Ghost and Boomerang Hunter.
Okay, he's playing...
Can I take Knight here?
I like Knight.
I like Knight Hitman. Like that's a good bot lane.
of
a circle of a ninja
This kinda cooks.
The sad thing is, Lupe is 1v1 against a tank, which I think is not good for him.
And deal 40% plus 100% of attack damage as physical damage. Sure, we just go full AD
You're building full tank
So why are I think XDD
This might sound crazy, but Lupe, he's not an assassin, he's a melee.
Should I go health first against their melee?
I feel like actually an armor item is good because the armor item let's go let's go armor
into AD, into help, I think that's best.
magic list because they're mages they're double AP bot or
Oh yeah Dendi, oh yeah, oh yeah Dendi, oh yeah Dendi, that's deep though, ho!
What's he there?
Quit trolling, here's.
Oh my god, he has this item, look.
attack with damage reduction to plus 12% when hit by a basic deck deals 10 plus 2 psonny
armor's magic damage to the attacker.
And they have triple lady topside.
And it's a bruiser.
Oh, this blade dancer, this champ is crazy dualblader.
I also think knight is really good in the right spot.
The game is not one, it's still super throwable if they get this Baron I guess, yeah we're
throwing the game.
Nice.
How is my adc so useless?
How is my adc so useless?
How is my adc so useless?
Oh my god, then these inting.
What is that circle?
3 outscaled, I think we're outscaled.
Unless this ninja champ looks like the scaling on it is awful.
Oh, not on steal it, please, not on steal it.
Ninja way too deep.
Oh my god, he's diving there base, Dendi.
Dendi's just frying people down.
Oh my god, quit on the back door!
Wait Hitman just scales or what like he was fucking useless before
one HP really?
Wow, he had a Zed ult on him or what?
Wait GG, we won. Yes!
Oh hey, the LR wins streak.
The LR wins streak.
We are cooking.
Bro, Lupe always wins on a champ.
Oh my god.
Never surrender, but Cloud9 is the best team in the world. Who's their roster?
Okay. Okay. I told you to get dumb. I couldn't afford him. He was 1.5 million. He was 1.5
Bill
Can we make it to playoffs I don't know how many rounds there are in the schedule
The Archmage is winning what my dark major useless
Oh my god, I'm against Fnatic
We're in eighth we need to win our next two games
teams.
What?
champs poison dot hunter and pyro okay well dual blader counters all of that
a band dual blader I'm gonna end paraments in because I don't want to play it
I'm also gonna end poison dot hunter I'm gonna first pick cavalry
What the fuck is that there?
Yo fake car fanboy thanks for the 10 gifts and subs, much love, appreciate it a lot, a
lot, a lot, much love man.
room with Lancer
or should I go top
the
dark mage was the one winning games right
The cavalry mid is not pretty, but it is what it is.
If he ints on Dark Mage now, I'm never putting on mids again.
If he ints through it, he should cook that.
Fuck, I haven't drafted a very good cavalry comp, I think.
of
change some music. It's a new driving you crazy. Your ears saved now.
Is that better?
Do we dive though?
Do we dive?
I don't know if I like 1-4 split with Shaco in the dive comp.
How do we dive?
I do like the one four with Dendi though.
I do like the one four with Dendi.
What does the serpent do?
Okay, we're cooking.
We're not cooking, we're cooking.
Big taunt.
Oh my god, that taunt is crazy, by the way.
And now we unlock our trap card of Dendy Shacko Sideline.
Now.
Big taunt.
Here it is, Dendy Shacko, he was going Sideline there, what the fuck he was going to kill
up there in bot.
Bro, I really think that the Shaco champion is... look, the Shaco sideline is crazy,
Like he won banks to towers!
Bro this Shaco is cooking!
You also get so much gold.
What's a golden kappa train?
Ooh!
I'm not going to lie, streaming games like this and the chat being chilled reminds me
of like last like movie style streaming like 2021 and I like I don't know the
vibes are good the music's good we're just like chilling and most of the team
five manager one it was 2021 or it's not like too high octane but we're just
kind of just kind of vibing bro all right what else but what would they what
were they good at chat I first pick I could first pick the poison dart hunter
I could also first pick Duel Blader, I'll ban Poison Dot.
I'll also ban...
That Circus Blade scares me.
They ban Duel Blader. I could go Pyro, I think Pyro is so fake, but I don't know if I trust myself on it.
Yeah, I trust myself on it.
Now they are good at it, just ban it.
I think Gambler's broken.
And I think Gambler's broken and I kind of want to go ghost.
I want to hold AD.
Maybe we just go... Hunter.
I see, I was about to pick another one.
Bards, Sniper. For sure we go Execution.
We go Ogre Mid.
Go Truetop.
And...
I think I'm going to go Berserker top.
I might have trolled this draft, but I'm not sure.
I think it might cook though, I'm not sure.
What do you build on this guy? Let's go full AD.
Here I go HP. He's a hook champ.
Full dive, send it.
Tank mid bot
I don't know how gapped ogre is gonna get, but hopefully not that gapped
I'm
Yes, ghost get the kill please
Poo
Hey, the ogre ghost set up.
Why is quicko tower grow?
Why are you behind there fucking towers?
That's it!
Little Baron.
Yeah, go fight, send it.
Berserker mode.
Nice, go in 1v4 and die. Good job.
Bro, quit his actual dog shit, by the way.
Just dive, just dive, just dive, everyone go forwards.
Only go in, only go forwards, go in, keep the sniper.
missing hooks what
hahahah
kill him
please bonk him someone
nice
holy lr comebacks baby
You'd love to see it then
Dendi is so online by the way
Bro quit always runs it down early
Wait, it's PERMAT limit testing, yeah.
Are the rookies improving?
They're getting money for free.
No, I know.
Tyler1's on 300k a year doing nothing.
Crazy.
I don't know what I've done to this fucking finance to this team, but Jesus.
Decline for Lupe.
Instead of pushing him harder, it is much safer to cut off the calls of the lost first.
Lupe.
What?
Where are we in the standing scumic playoffs?
more wins. A few more wins. I didn't even look at the shampoo. Oh my god I didn't look
at the shampoo. Chat what is that shampoo?
Come on clip it please and pause. Come on pull up the VOD.
Ghost hunter for real?
Powerman or ghost hunter?
Alright.
Powerman or ghost hunter?
I'll ban Hunter, fuck it.
And I'll ban Lancer, I hate that champ. Here we go, Dual Blader again.
And we go Plown.
And we go Shieldbearer or...
I go over here you'll like magic night or ogre maybe we just go Caitlyn now we need a
carry. It could go Bomber. Let's go Vampire. Let's go Vampire. My comp is really...
okay please please please please okay okay dendi okay that was a chaos
oh clown oh my god
yeah clown is crazy fucking died oh is he oh he is I love this sword dancer
jump even though it's nerfed I think it's so broken
Wait, we're throwing.
No, go back, go back!
Oh my god, my players are so dog shit sometimes, I swear to god.
They just don't have like, gained instincts.
Look like shots? No, I don't. Shut up.
I thought they were gonna steal it.
top lane, and he's pushing top.
That's so much map pressure.
Oh my god, their ice mage is scaling so hard.
Oh boy, this could be a thrower, what?
Or a giga-throwing.
Yeah, keep side-leaning.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Get the burn.
My top jungle are really the difference makers in this team.
Look at Dendi's gold lead.
Did we just get ace on there, in your towers or what?
get his ass nice
but then these gold he doesn't matter he's full build or
I'd like ten minutes in there, full build.
Why is this game going on for so long?
I don't like that, please kill them.
Nice PB.
Okay, end of the baron.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Alright, I don't know if this is going to win, I'm not sure.
That champ is the Crimson one, right?
Circus Blade, that one freaks me out.
I think that level 1.
That champ freaks me out so much.
Yeah, get him Dandy!
Yeah, we needed to die there, good job.
I'll give the kill to Dendi, W.
Take the Baron.
Take the Baron, Dendi take all the kills, Pifer leashes, Ogre, he's out.
It's tanky, it's kite.
Another Baron.
Yo, the knight gets so tanky with Ogre, I think knight has like bonus armor and shit.
Bonus shields and reflecting damage.
Well, Velia would love to play in this team.
All I'm doing is setting up jungle every game.
Haha, that is the opposite of the league.
LK!
You were brutal to Velia.
Yeah.
It would be like that.
Jungle Role in League is definitely not like this game.
Okay, GG, 24-2. I mean, I'm not having much sideline, Pryo, but I think we're on a good
track now with the boys.
Lost Ratones, winning run lifts the mood.
I don't think it's enough to make playoffs though. I think we might have just missed playoffs
Why is it so accurate?
Just missed playoffs by a win because I started the split too slowly
No way.
Too real.
But, now the meta is gonna change.
Why is this so canon? Like this is actually ridiculous what's happening.
I mean maybe in summer we can make worlds though.
now let's just let's just expand the team and that's it let's wrap it up chat
was a good run
was a good run chat
oh this was
Ah, this game is way too real, man.
Well, at least the boys are getting better.
My quid's getting better.
One of the rookies is actually turning into a demon.
One of the rookies is turning into a demon, but we will not be making MSI.
Time to record a video chat, someone will have to go off stream and record a video now.
Managing Thor's condition, you just stabilize him bro.
Because whatever, I'm not going to stay anyway, oh my god we're top 18 in the world but we
didn't make playoffs. Fuck. What do I do now in my off-season? What does the team do?
Can we just call stream the event?
Hi villain.
Well the miracle run was there though, holy fuck we were beating everyone.
We were like, did we just go on an 8 game win streak or some shit?
I actually think that this game, that last, like, I don't know how many hours we've been
playing, is an accurate representation of Lost Rathones, like meta read learnings.
It's literally a copy paste.
We finally found what works, but I guess you can see it.
That happened with 60 champs but you can understand what happened with 170.
But Mamma Mia, this is literally a copy-paste.
Yeah, because same coach.
It's so hard to find what sticks.
When you're losing every game, it's so impossible to find the right thing and figuring out the
right answer.
The clown equals Mundo.
It's true.
It's true.
Alright, that's it for today.
How do we save?
Is there a way to save?
we'll play probably play more tomorrow was a pretty good stream actually had fun
you just like you just like all the four and that's it
go to the title screen Dave date the meeting oh my god
all right that was good I like that that will grind tomorrow I hope you know
the stream tomorrow is lck jg vs. Hummelife big w but yeah that game is my
I think we found the meta, but now there's gonna be like seven patches and everything's gonna change
So I didn't know if I can play the same champs. All right, all the love
Proud to the lurkers, bidders, gift us shadows, resubbers, hope you have a good rest of your day, night, morning, evening, wherever in the world
big kisses
Stay safe, sleep well, take care, and I'll see you guys tomorrow. All the love. I'll raid the 24-7 channel and yeah
I don't even know what I'm doing
247 channel, what am I doing on 247 channel?
We are... I'm screaming with LR as their support
for the tournament
I'm subbing in for reckless, holy shit, 247 channel LR is the arc is starting again
No fucking shot
No fucking shot
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