Caedrel
🔴THERES JUST NO WAY THAT HAPPENED -- I QUEUED UP AND SPARKIE12 WAS ON THE RIFT - FULL FOCUSED CLIMB +64 FILL PROTECTION AND ILL BUST🔴
06-10-2026 · 7h 37m
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I'm walking on sunshine.
Wow!
Wow!
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Yo, is this bugged?
Is this bugged?
Hello, how you doing?
Unicorn listen, it's on the way. I'll be here. It'll be here later this week. It'll be here later this week
It'll be here later this week. I thought you're taking time off
Time off wasn't... Bro. You know how sometimes people are like,
ah bro just take a day off, just take a day off, just like take some time away.
You know when people say that, what the fuck do they even mean?
Bro I'm laying on the sofa, spiraling in my head, watching shitty TV shows, scrolling reels.
The fuck do you mean spend some time, but hell nah, you'll boot the stream up.
It's way better than sitting on the sofa, bro. Fuck that.
What do they mean? Just take a few days off.
I went to the gym.
I went to the gym yesterday and today.
And that's my, like, I did 30 minutes at the gym.
And that's my, like, I was, I did something productive.
But I feel like, you know what I ended up doing?
I was, yesterday I was so, like, I don't know, how long have I been gone?
A day or two? I don't know.
Is it... It's been two days I've been away?
No, it's been one day. What the fuck, man?
Bro, one day felt like... It felt like a week.
I was just laying on the sofa for half the time, doing nothing.
I had nothing to do. I was by myself.
I was bored of shit.
You know what I actually ended up doing?
I started queuing up League.
I played six games yesterday.
Yo I was kind of frying though.
I was literally frying.
The first three games I was so locked in, then I lost one, I took a small break, then
I queued up and I accidentally played first strike Caitlyn.
I didn't want first strike, but I was still top damage.
And then I queued up and I got the Shield of Valor, top lane, and this game was absolutely
lost.
I solo killed top four times and took his tower in 13 minutes, but the kill score was
4 to 20.
No joke!
The game was unwinnable.
And then they tried to end on our Nexus and we aced him, and then they tried to end on
our Nexus and we aced him again and then we won.
I can't show you because there's a new patch, the replay has expired.
How stupid is that?
It was yesterday.
I had this guy on my team called Timmy2.
He was literally, he was 0-10 on Wukong and he was standing at the enemy base gate.
He was standing right here where my mouse is.
He stood there for 10 minutes.
10 minutes, Timmy2.
It was the most disgusting thing ever.
just gave up. Literally everyone just gave up. Anyway, so I thought I would stream today.
I was going to take today off as well, but I think all I'm going to do today is lay on
the sofa, be bored, feel a bit fucking sad, and play League anyway. So, why not fucking
stream some... What is this? Spinner region and team for each role, draft 5 player roster
from lull esports history and chase the perfect split. Oh, that's easy. Or?
Boom. What do I have to do here?
You pick a player in a position. Okay, Tobi.
Bin. Okay, that's dogshit. Reroll region. Boom.
I could take Hili, 2016 Hili? No, a different team. Okay, 2016 Miki. We'll take, oh, Ruler
or Cannabi, I'll tell you Ruler. Lira's not bad. What? Wait. Well, how do I win this
This game.
Like how do you win or, it's already lost, isn't it, like what is this?
Okay, come on.
Chovy.
Inspired.
CoreJJ.
Bin.
Mystic.
How do you win?
What's the criteria?
I don't get it.
What's the criteria?
Mystic.
How do you win?
What's the criteria? I don't get it.
What's the criteria?
It's just RNG game. That's it. Wait, really? Let me try something. Let me choose the worst roster possible.
Okay, it's quite hard when you give me this.
I'm going to go for the worst roster I can find.
What?
What?
How the fuck did I get faker?
That was my last option.
Okay, let me try again.
The worst roster I can make.
Okay, this is probably the worst I can make.
Okay, one more try, one more try.
Okay, okay, now you're speaking my language.
started so good. Okay, last try. What? 2018, Uzi, we'll take that. 2017, Levi, we'll take
that. 2018 caps, we'll take that. Nope. Nope. Joe, this game's impossible.
It's impossible that the same game on Lowellville, but it's better
On Lowellville for real
Worlds mayhem, okay wait select a team
Hmm.
Yeah, I'm going to re-roll this maybe.
Actually we'll take 2024 shower room.
That's not bad.
Hmm, yeah, I'm going to have to go with HLE deft.
this is a fucking mess 2014 Svenskeren mm-hmm we're cooking at nice the shy
I
Turn any for the light not bad. That's not bad
Okay, now what happens start match
Not come on we get the fuck out of them what what the shy go get by Lang eggs. Are you kidding?
Okay, okay, you want to play that way you want to play that way then, okay, okay, 2016
to? OG Niels? 2017 Samsung Galaxy? We'll go CoreJJ. 2019 IG Deshaille. Okay, we're
back 2019 IG rookie okay I think we might find the owner boom okay I'm
gambling everything here owner boom okay they have one more try owner boom
2019 Bruxah okay we're cooking that's a roster that's a roster for the ages now
No way you're losing to Kramer biofrosting. That's not even his toe. That's night. What is that bro?
Yeah, you've got an impersonator on your team. No, there's no way I lose this come on now. No, come on
That's a free win. Yeah
Yeah, next stage
No, don't damn Wraith looper now you gap you gap you're not losing to the bra to Krabber Krabber faker ain't a combo now
You win that lock in
Lock in. Lock in.
Wah.
Wah.
Oh yeah?
Ah!
Yeah, come on!
No!
How are you losing the dog damn race?
Not as games bug this truck, what are we?
What do we?
2013. No.
2013.
Narshin Black Sword Parade.
Now we're bringing out the big guns.
2024. Faker.
2024. Zeus.
Okay. 2021 Carrier and 2022 Canyon. Now, this is a wipe. This is a wipe and a wash. If this
loses one series, the game is rigged and dog shit. They all speak Korean as well. This
This is such a free win.
This is the golden-
NAH COME ON!
Now we can't lose.
We can't lose.
Kiaya smoothie?
Bro, that sounds like something you'd get in fucking- in- in- like a nice little cafe
in the Mediterranean.
No.
No.
You're getting smoked by faker and the boys here.
Get 2-1 up, 3-1, 3-1, next stage, next stage, who now, now who, now who?
Larsen, so as support, okay let me get this straight, the enemy team has Larsen and so as support, and I have 5 prime players.
It's free win, it's free win.
carry and pray win the bottling carrier finds the perfect engage boom
I risky he mustn't what
oh yeah green green green
Yeah, come on!
World's Finals!
Who are we against, huh?
Lock-in.
How is a risky dive going wrong?
There's no door and there's no donor on this roster
What we just lost game one what?
What
ah
Zeus Canyon faker pray carrier eliminated
Eliminated
Okay one more try
One more try
2016
Deft that's gonna be a good one
2013, not the perfect year for it, but 2013, Deft Mata together now, boom.
2019, Chovy, is a bit, now we re-roll that.
2022, Nuguri, boom.
2024, Chovy, boom.
I mean, it's not bad.
We were against EU and Palette, nah.
Rolled.
I didn't have to look, ready?
I'm gonna open my eyes with one, three, two, one, boom.
Yeah, yeah.
Saddy's right again.
Saddy's right again.
Nah, how the fuck did Faker, Canyon, Pray and Kennen end up with Bull's Top?
Now we don't lose that.
Come on, Nuguri just gaps him.
Clap though, man.
Yeah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
It's just coded wrong.
This game is coded wrong.
It's just coded wrong.
It's meant to make you lose.
One more?
Okay, one more.
We'll take a Newsy, we'll take a Newsy.
We'll take a 2016 figure.
We need to win Worlds here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe it's fine.
Maybe it's fine. Maybe we can work with this.
Maybe we can work with this.
like faker peanut faker peanut oozy mutha like we got some classics in here we
got some classics we have some classics sprinkled in like we're gonna win this
three two the way it's coded I'm already calling it a loose next game and now
we're gonna win game five because coded to do that I told you the coding is just
shopped. We're against wild turtle middling. Hello, we have Faker vs wild turtle. You.
Make it make sense!
Make it make sense!
Look, we're gonna lose game 5.
The way it's coded.
I'm done with this game.
I'm done with this game.
I'm done with it.
Have you seen the new locator?
No, I haven't.
I haven't seen locators.
Good.
He looks OP.
Locker!
Ah, ah, is it muted?
Sorry.
After years of intense occult training, Lock became an expert at tracking down monsters
and purging their evil without hesitation.
in the face of danger with no tolerance for the guilty lock is on a mission to make the world a
more honest place one exorcism at a time in game lock is an AP assassin who turns early
skirmishes into major advantage snow falling into a devastating weapon against squishy enemy targets
it's time to lock in mid laners to the lock champion spotlight
It looks like Devil May Cry.
Let's start with Locke's passive, Silver Steak, which empowers his auto attacks with bonus
damage on hit.
Silver Steak's damage...
Guys, we have a new champion!
Anyone got an idea for a passive?
Well maybe we should give him this out the window.
Maybe we should give him this out the window.
Maybe we should give him bonus damage on his auto attacks.
It's perfect!
increases based on the enemy's missing health, enabling him to deal more damage to weakened foes.
Locke's Q is Ritual Nails. He throws a Nail forward, damaging, marking, and slowing all enemies hit.
He can recast this ability twice more before going on cooldown, with the slow improving on
enemies with more marks. Attacking a marked enemy consumes the Ritual Nails, dealing significant
damage per step. Uh-huh. Pierce, allowing you to get stacks on multiple enemies simultaneously.
be sure to aim them properly to maximize your damage.
Uh-huh.
Next up is Locke's W, Soul Exhibition,
which increases his movement speed, decaying over a few seconds.
While active, Locke suffers true damage based on his current health every second.
When the ability ends or is recast,
Locke heals based on the champion damage taken, pretty self-damage,
tummy, is missing health, and how long the ability was active.
So addition can be recast while crowd control.
So even if you're out of other options,
Make sure to heal back up before your opponent sends you to an early grave.
Every assassin needs a way to stick to their target.
Locks E, Ashen Pursuit, lets him blink, dealing damage around him upon arrival.
After casting, Lock's next attack will trigger a dash toward his target,
damaging all enemies in his path.
Ashen Pursuit also consumes Ritual and Elstacks, just as basic attacks will.
Ashen Pursuit's dash is a fixed distance, so keep your positioning in mind when hunting down your phones.
Whenever lock secures a takedown, Ashen pursues cooldown resets, allowing you to keep staking your claim across the enemy backline.
Finally, lock's ultimate is Purgatory. He throws a totem which fires out to damage and slow enemies in that area.
The totem stays open for several seconds. During that period, afflicted champions are executed if they drop below the health threshold, whereupon their souls are pulled inside the totem.
If any souls were trapped, the totem seals itself and remains where it was thrown at the end of its duration.
The lock can pick it up to partially refund purgatory's cooldown and gain a permanent bonus for each afflicted champion who was killed.
Oh, you got ads!
Yo, this looks...
I'll wait for everyone to get out of the ads.
What the fuck?
So it's- he's like a Pokemon trainer.
He's like a Pokemon trainer.
trainer. What? Why question mark pinging? Why question mark pinging? He makes the totem.
If he kills them off the totem proc after a certain time, he gets their bonus stats because
their soul is captured in the totem. He's like from the Pokemon film where he like
Ash Ketchup has to defend the world from the person that's cloning all the Pokémons.
I see.
The souls were trapped, the totem seals itself, and remains where it was thrown at the end of its duration.
Locke can pick it up to partially refund Purgatory's cooldown and gain a permanent bonus for each afflicted champion who was killed.
Purgatory's debuff is time-based, not distance-based.
Run as far as you want, but if you're brought low while the totem is active, there is no escape.
Fun fact, abilities like Yasuo's Windwall can't block the incoming totem toss, but they can interact with the missile that throws upon landing.
Just a little detail that'll help you nail down players who don't know any better.
You're welcome.
Lock needs to be aggressive early and often to become a major threat.
Look for opportunities to secure three virtual nail stacks and massively slow the enemy lane,
especially if you're over extended in the laning phase.
Time your ashen pursuit dash to cut off their escape route.
Soul Ignition allows lock to go all in on high stakes plays.
Use W to gain the laning phase.
Use your stakes five times now.
the fight as long as you can, and recast the ability just in time to heal back up and survive
the encounter.
Early in the game, Locke has the damage and mobility he needs to take punishing trades
against tankier champions.
But Locke's damage doesn't scale up max health, so defensive items in the mid-to-late game
can greatly hinder his kill potential.
Use Purgatory and Ashen Pursuit resets to chain kills off their squishier teammates before
taking them on.
Wow.
Like most assassins, lock is relatively fragile and weak to crowd control.
Coordinated ganks can punish his early aggression and he'll struggle to get value from ritual
nails if you approach him from different angles.
However, if you leave lock unmarked or take unnecessary risks in laning phase, you'll
have a hellish game ahead of you.
I'm not gonna lie, this design looks great, seriously.
It's not too complicated, it's pretty simple to understand, it's really cool, it looks
like it has a pretty high skill ceiling, but it doesn't look like it's gate-keaped, it
doesn't look giga-broken, overall I think this is one of the best designs they've done
in many, many, many years, this is a great champ.
It's fucking fun. I wanna play that. That looks awesome.
When snowball champions like Ekko Rezev, you'll enjoy the high-risk, high-reward gameplay Locke delivers.
Exercise your inner and outer demons in style with Locke the Ashen Exorcist.
I think that looks awesome.
I'm a fan. I'm a fan. It's a pretty simple champ.
Your passive does bonus magic damage
Or damage to weak infos and when their low HP does more damage your Q is just male
The only thing I wonder is like if you throw one nail
Right, and you get one proc and then you auto attack does it consume or does it only consume after three stacks?
You know what I mean?
Like here if you auto you get the proc
So that it does so that means when you do you
You have to like it's better to not auto than our what you have to like you QQ auto
There's Q auto, Q auto, Q auto, just sounds disgusting.
I like the W, I like it, I like the W for sure.
I think it's cool that you can use it in CC, but I think that there's definitely a world
where this champ walks into a fight, gets stunned and insta-killed.
And I know he has grey health, but his W doesn't get him out of CC.
Like Rengar W, for example, when you jump in, it'll break the CC and give you the health.
This just gives you the health.
Imagine Rengar W didn't remove a CC, you know, like he didn't power the one, right?
It's quite tricky to get out.
true damage based on his current health every second.
When the ability ends or is recast,
lock heals based on the champion damage taken,
including self damage, his missing health, and...
Wow, okay, cool.
I'm happy with that, that's a cool champ.
That's a cool champion.
Watch the cinematic.
Is there a cinematic as well?
Is there a cinematic as well?
Yo, link it, link it, link it, link it.
Where is it? Is it on the League of Legends fucking YouTube?
Oh is it this one here? Back from the brink?
Bro, it feels like Devil May Cry.
Devil May Cry is one of my favorite games ever.
Like DMC 3 and 4 were so amazing.
Why does this chat say W LARP?
Wha-
Okay, let's talk about this.
What do you even mean by LARP?
What do you even mean?
What do you mean by LARP LARP LARP STU-
Huh.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean? Tell me! What even ME? Wait, what the heck?
You're a poser! Look at this then! Okay, pose my nuts on your face in a second, hold
There's DMC4, Xbox Live 360, do you want to see the scratches on the disc?
Do you want to see the scratches on the disc?
Oh yeah that disc has been fisted, oh yeah, you know I've been hacking and slashing that
fucker you you know I've been hecking slashing that baby I don't know the
sentence fucking large
people are saying he looks like a guy from an amnesty but I didn't watch you
I didn't want you to get to Tyson.
Yo, why is it skipping? Am I crazy?
You can't hide from me monster!
Oh, she's the monster!
I'll make this quick.
Snack back!
Do this.
Oh that's Vayne! Wait that's Vayne?
She's getting revenge for all the rain pops!
That's not Jane! What the fuck? She don't do that!
Oh my god, that's the totem!
Throw it!
Did a demon possess Vayne and he was slaying it from her?
Or are they just fucking?
Okay.
Oh, both, oh, are they, are they, are they, are they,
I was wondering why is he fighting Vayne
aren't they both demon hunters?
Chat, this, like, okay, I don't wanna be a comparison Andy.
Okay, I don't want to be a comparison ending all I'm saying is riot look what you made that was great
People I loved that
Now imagine you could take a song like that like this and put it in a world song
Why don't we make it a world song imagine?
Gentlemen, this is your primary objective. His name is Dante
You can make it a world song. You could take the whole genre of champ
I
Don't even know if the anime is good. I haven't watched it this song is fucking bang
Have an essence bro
You
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Could cook could cook could cook if you time it
All right, now it might be time for little Sparky. Listen now
I've never creamed in my pants, but yesterday I did and you might be wondering that's fucking weird cajol. Yes
I know yes, I know but I got a guess of valor and I won and I got plus 64 LP
I got I went after the game and it said plus 64
Plus 64. Oh my god, I've never seen plus 64 on my screen. I've never even seen plus 40. Wow.
Wow. Also, Chad, I don't know what it is. And maybe some people won't like this. Okay,
so if you don't like it, that's fine. But I discovered a new music genre yesterday that I
like a lot. I discovered jungle music. I actually really like jungle music. I was
listening to it all day yesterday while playing solo queue. I never listened, I
never really knew what jungle music was and now I kind of like it. It's quite
nice actually. It makes you lock in as an anti-carry.
Crisp is returning to pro play.
Alright, W Crisp.
Faker's inspirations. Faker, have you had any role models? What did he say?
I actually, before Miles K.D.B. had his plate ranked. I don't think about any specific player intolerance.
I remember you once said you were a fan of Hoon's Rise.
Back then I think I learned a lot from Hoon's Rise guides, so that's probably why I said that.
Kato said if T1 win worlds with Doran and something will shave his head. Kato said if KT1 against Akio without Unicorn according to what Kato said
Kato should say if G2 win in Messiah, I'll wear a maid costume so that my favorite in Messiah T-
Nay, nay, nay, nay
Wait, um, chat what's an OP AD carry right now in solo queue? I don't- oh shit there's new patches in there!
Uhhhh
Everyone's saying Senna's broken, Senna's broken, I haven't, I mean, I can play my Senna.
What counts it?
What counts it?
EDG Bulldog, first move of the transfer window locked.
Faker is listed as Time 100 Sports Honoree.
Icons in the category are including LeBron James, Lionel Messi, Carlos Algaraz, Lando Norris.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy, sometimes I sit in bed and I'm like holy fuck, what a blessing it is to have faker
What a what a what a goddamn blessing?
it is
That's faker exists. What would league e-sports be like without faker?
Let's pretend he didn't he won like one or two and he just disappeared
Where would we be now?
Where would we be now?
Cheshire, Peketan or Ezreal?
I'm gonna go Estriol, I feel like Estriol might be a bit of a better idea here.
Faker, I can speak on behalf of everyone by saying congrats and we fucking love you.
WE fucking love you and we always will.
Despite looking like your friendly neighborhood aunt, Schumann is actually the same age as
perfect the shy and career. Oh you mean Zeus? Really? 2004? 2004? What's that 22? I made
If K.J. or Lee Sin, what, okay, I wasn't expecting that, okay, yo, that goes fucking hard, why
did you do that?
That goes crazy hard, are you kidding?
Yo, I like that, I like that.
to stream results released.
Ho!
Yo, they went 2-4 vs Gallions, 3-3 vs Solari.
The last time they screamed KC was April 19th and they went 2-5 against him and they never
screamed him again.
What the fuck?
KC fans are really mad on Twitter.
Why? About what? What are you talking about?
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
You can send a bill to my uncle's museum.
What are you talking about?
This is jungle music, by the way.
I actually like it.
About G2 not screaming them well, I think if G2 scrim them and thought fuck they're pretty good
Maybe we need to drop scrims against them because we're playing in some a lot this week this this next couple weeks
And we need to practice some kids. I can kind of understand that
Can't control
Maybe Senna is broken, you know.
What do I even do against Senna?
But I have to not fire a warning shatter.
Chat, this is what I was thinking.
Call me crazy. I looked at it last night.
Challenger cutoff is 1800 LP. 1800.
But I am getting plus 32 a game.
Can I make it in two weeks?
Like, give me a percentage shatter.
Okay, I need to talk, I need to speak to Riot, I need to speak to Riot.
I'm going to chat, remind me of this game to Voterview so I can speak to Riot games.
Because we didn't have a conversation about something really important.
I feel like I'm giga weak side, so I don't really wanna...
I don't really wanna walk up.
I guess Sona scales well, right?
I'm really speaking out in the face.
Kalex is mid.
Can we do anything in this lane?
What are we even doing in this lane?
I feel like an NPC.
Even if I land my skills.
I don't know why they are so tanky.
They have so much healing.
a healing broken or what? Like I can't take their health down, I'm just going out of mana.
Well, we're even I don't know I can't she's less two pots as well
Well, this is
This is uh...
What am I doing?
You should go base, by the way, I think you're going to die.
Well I guess tenor is going down.
So now you need to base, we're getting a dove.
I don't know, this gives me heart.
I'm taking the base guy feels good to just stay for a little bit
This is the problem with climbing any carry I think I'm a bit of a passenger early
I'm just scaling for free on me.
How many stacks do you have?
21?
That's pretty big actually.
You have a lot of stacks.
Okay, I think they're calling, I don't know why they missed, not again.
Shut down. Okay, now maybe now I can cook a bit or
Well, Kalex is three kills
You need your glasses so you can hit your skill shots, bro. Zuh, enjoyer. Every time I see your name
I get pissed off. I need to unsee your name sometimes
Every time I see your name, you're the guy who says he's gonna sell his cat to DK Luzon at 2-0 up
I couldn't blast away with magic. That I don't think I can.
and this game is keep on playable
really fast to farm playability
do we alpha sustain them? I don't know
oh my god this synergyamp is crazy
Okay, I'm gonna try to do something funny here
Okay.
I think that's fine.
Okay, I think that's fine.
I
This is actually so fucking annoying I don't even know how to hit them
Maybe Senna's not useless, haha.
Oh, it's useless, it's true.
Please.
huh it's 1 to 9 in game
well I'm up some CS but this guy is just like he's like outranging me and
I'm the cool friend
Good job team
I think my Gwenn is also getting a feed us
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fuck I should put this one, I should oop down
We are scaling.
sometimes you just gotta do a strat and it's called push till die i will have 10 deaths
this game. Bravo.
I thought I missed that one
I have to go forward on it
There's no escape. I missed a lot of stairs though.
Huh, well...
It's not the best way to start the day, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna FF, I'm not gonna FF. Hey, shut up, Azap.
I need to wake up, wrap it up and boot up Forza.
I think I'm just, I'm not too upset about this game. I think I just missed a lot of skill shots and my CSing was not the best.
Nice, winnable.
Holder.
We have Gwyn.
I'm also okay on CS.
It's not the best, but...
Heal it.
Hit the arrow
Why did my ult be 0 Demi?
Bro, they have so many shields and heals.
This is crazy.
What the fuck?
I didn't play against Senna yet.
Once.
I played five, six games yesterday.
I didn't play against Senna once.
This is actually annoying.
Nice.
Let it cook.
Just farm up.
Is Serpent's Fangess your thing?
I'm asking for a friend.
I respect the call though.
Nice he lived.
Don't be a fool, wait.
Nice, I got a kill.
Nice, I got a kill.
I didn't think they would roll here.
I don't want 2v2! I don't know Blanc was gonna go bot there!
Actually, we can win 2v2, it's 1k gold.
I'm kinda broken right now.
I mean, they kinda one-shot Baron.
Oh, that's my Baron.
I'm dead now, 3, 2, 1, dead.
I can cancel some base here.
Nice, that's an objective bounty.
I'll take that.
I like an objective bounty.
Buh.
I'm dead, Guarani, I'm dying by the way.
guy is kind of spitting on us here. I don't think I should be holding this.
That's 1k gold in the bag.
This guy is really spinning on us by the way.
You have so no...
Oops.
Oh, nevermind.
Haha.
I
What I built third like I was shojin what did they nerf and this hunger
maybe I'll go serpent swing
what if I'm lucky and killed
big shrivan old
what?
I got canceled by Senna
Cancel by Senna
Well, there's an X-Tex hull spawning, which is pretty bad for us.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, this game's cooked now.
Now it's cooked.
I just try to steal it, I don't know man this game is bad for me.
I don't know what if I E over the wall and my Q kills it, I don't know.
Then we can maybe win.
What is he gonna do to dirty worker?
Why is he so quick?
Yeah, that the Blanc might one-shot me.
That Kha'Zix was about to one-shot me, what the fuck?
It's like a fucking horror game.
Fine guys, I'll steal Baron.
Then we can get another party.
I'll take it back, it's lost.
Guys, listen, I don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be that guy.
but there's a green button now where I feel like it might be time I'm a positive
guy I'm a positive guy I like trying to win I do
but this is good but this is good
I feel nothing's happening this game it's okay Sally you tried your best but
and Sniper, you know how your best ain't enough 10 snipers in this game, feels bad man.
How many snipers are in this game?
Don't do it Darren, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, oh!
Hey, hey, look!
I mean if DK can lose games then I think we can win games, right?
Yeah, un-second thought.
Come.
Why does he do the wolves?
No sweat!
Ha!
Yeah!
Can you fucking not?
I don't even know what's on my screen.
We can win.
Don't defend, we can win.
That game was fucking hard.
That game was super fucking hard.
What do you mean better put those glasses back on?
You can shut your bitch up.
Minus 28.
you know game felt kinda how broken is mid-jungle how peace mid-jungle are you
kidding oh yeah water view water review chat we need to talk about something
riot we need to talk about something there needs to be something spoken about
here chat look at this look at this it was level three
Is it here?
It's here somewhere. What is that?
Here, look.
The way Senna and Jarvan, for example, are coded is when something appears on the ground,
it becomes an object on the ground that
that constricts your mouse clicks.
So if I'm playing an AD carry
and I wanna last hit this minion at the back,
I wanna last hit this minion right here.
But Senna's soul is dropping from the minion.
I can't click on it.
Look, I wanna right click this minion right now, right?
Look at my mouse, ready?
I wanna click it.
I can't because the Senna's soul just came out.
So I don't have an attack click.
I physically can't click it until the soul flies off it.
So it ends up in me clicking forwards.
See what I mean?
This happens with like Jarvan flag.
It happens with like Senna passive.
The objects that come out of them are targetable.
Or like they block attack targets when they spawn.
So it ends up in a lot of times, sometimes you just start
clicking, it turns into a normal mouse.
So instead of auto attacking, you start
clicking forwards
i think that's something they need to fix
it's been in the game for a while
it will be nice, it will be nice, it will be nice, it will be nice if it's fixed
it's not a skill issue
hang on a second
it's not a skill issue
just go WASD
only WASD is these fucking nuts in your face
What is this?
I was watching Cajal watch BLG vs AL at the T1 Base Camping career.
Did you know what I was doing yesterday?
I was rewatching Lost Rathones videos.
Oh my god, what a run.
Yo, looking back, looking back, I was rewatching some of them.
Looking back, oh my god.
Listening to the comms.
It's kinda nice.
Rise is working right now, really, okay?
Yeah.
I'm just playing great. I'll play better.
Brake is good now, we can farm flashes, nemesis flash, you cannot die, just play with team.
The pace was so good.
You go mid, you go mid.
We should connect and fight again.
We're going to make a chase, okay?
Try to delay, look at the failures.
Look at the failures, failures!
Watch him, watch him!
Watch him, watch him, watch him, watch him, watch him!
Is that...
Please keep blowing, keep it going.
CC, anything?
Okay, just keep pushing.
I'm going, go, go, go.
I'm going, go, go.
Wow.
Yo, I'm so like...
Is this the one of the...
Like, reminiscing is so... ugh, it's so like...
In the moment it hurt, you know? I was like, in bits.
Maybe I was seen in documentary, but bro, I was like...
Nothing in the world mattered except for this, and then my whole world collapsed.
And looking back, I'm like, holy shit.
How fucking cool was it, though?
That was so fucking cool, that run.
I know we didn't even make playoffs,
but my god, those are some of the craziest weeks ever.
Like the emotional investment I've never felt before in my life.
Crazy.
Good ol'
Let's go!
You're the pace was so good!
Let me just find flash time.
Can you stay back so the armor?
Yeah.
I have flash time, 2950.
I stay back.
Are you sure we can end?
Yeah, let's go for it.
Kill me.
10 sec.
Guys, we can't destroy it!
Okay, I will not just sell it.
Okay, we do it.
Hit towers, hit towers.
The pace was so good.
We'll get G2 guys, we'll get G2 guys.
Let's go!
Yo, and then this one was crazy.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I ulted.
You don't have to flash.
I killed Javan, I killed Javan.
Oh my god, the stress was crazy.
Like, I don't know why, but when you look back on these moments, you can kind of feel what you're feeling in the moment.
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Oh, bousies
I mean, we knew we were gonna outscan, right?
So, oh my god, what is the trick we did to slurp this game, Vixen?
What do you mean, Vixen? That was just something, bro. You were strong, say, still.
Elixir of Iron, special.
I was 500 gold, you know.
I can't believe he did that. He bought Elixir of Iron Orianna at level 10.
My accent.
What happened, guys? I was really like, fight.
Like, I'm lagging, by the way. It's not my fault, honestly, no.
No, we're good. We're good, then, yeah.
I'm just fucking lagging, like, I'm not gonna lag.
I think the coolest thing about this win was like, the coolest thing for me was looking at the scores and being like holy fuck, we win, we're tying them.
That's crazy, you know? I know it's only regular season and they came 7th in the regular season but like, oh my god, that was fucking chills.
Man, that run was, that was a run. That was a run.
Oh
What do you think if you had made playoffs if we made playoffs, I think I think we could maybe win one series I
Don't know. I don't know if we would be able to make top four
I think I think we could probably win a series though. We had some cool
We had some crazy pocket picks ready. I think some people would be playing against the most mentally ill shit ever
It would have been fucking crazy
We would have two chances, right? Two series of chances. I think we would have definitely had some fucking illness like flexing Jarvan
Sejuani flex, Xin Zhao flex, like we were we were ready for some illness
zillion kindred like we
The cocaine volibear draft with volibear zillion four five like we had some fucking things brewing
The
pocket picks stayed in the pocket sadly.
Alright Crowney put out a tier list about AD carries right, I feel like he probably knows,
I need to know what ad carries are good because I feel like right now. I'm just picking champs
Like I'm first pick every game on ad carries feels like every game. I'm just picking like Caitlyn or Ezreal
But I don't even know if those ad carries are even good
Chronic Barrier tier list he says Senna and Carthus or Zed tier Ash and Jinx are S tier
Maybe I should play Jinx. I like Jinx a tier brand Zeri MF Cogmo
Yasuo, Draven, Zyra, AD Carry, Caitlyn.
Yeah, he put Ezreal at the bottom of C tier.
So maybe I should not play Ezreal.
I like Ezreal though, I think it's one of my like, when I'm locked in on Ezreal.
It's probably one of my better champs.
My duty is to protect the citizens of Piltova, and I will see that through.
MF?
Where was MF?
I don't know.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
We could go full mental illness solo queue grind and put the headset mic on.
But then you're just gonna hear me breathing while I'm laning so I don't know if that's a good idea.
Alright, well this game I'm playing Caitlyn with a blitzcrank so hopefully
we hit some hooks because this lane is probably just getting me getting fisted
for ten minutes again.
Can you unbend me? What?
Bro, why is every game a viewer game in this fucking mess here?
Did Kaycan just say that?
Seraphine!
Well I think we kind of have to let them push here.
I think if I'm going even this lane I'm happy.
We shall do it. Admitting your guilt, don't generous.
Anything you say, run and we'll find a solution.
I'm up to CS right now.
I'm better, maybe I'll unban you if you play good, yeah?
Oh wait.
Okay well, I'm the one who does his ban.
Fuck my trap was so dope shit.
My trap was so dope shit.
So I feel like sometimes I'm probably just bad, but like trapping someone who's knocked
up bro sometimes I'm like I think I should live away pushing to you know I
I think Ashe flashed right, did Ashe flash? I hope so
Maybe she didn't flash
Are you going to do a climb in Korea?
I'm thinking about it.
If I do a Korea climb, I'll be in the plane though.
Last time I did a Korea climb, it was 2017.
It's been nine years since I did a Korea climb.
I got rank 14, but that's when I was younger, not for you.
How did I miss both traps?
I should probably base but I think I can stay in time and just push this and base right?
Maybe I can bait here?
What?
That's Seraphine, it's so cuckoo.
Okay, I didn't base now, I'm just gonna walk through.
Alright, re-on the base. I don't think you can freeze that buddy, boy.
I think that's the fakest freeze I've ever seen in my life.
Alright, big lock-in!
Big lock-in!
I like it how people who can be neurosurgeons with 10 times of brain activity and micro
movements need to be in their 40s and 50s, but for cyber esports, 25 plus means they're
already old.
This Neurosurge, like Neurosurgery requires a very high precision rate, right?
I mean, I don't know what how the Neurosurgeon...
I'm guessing Neurosurgeon doesn't have, like, reactions, or...
But they have, like, high reaction time?
I guess it's the only thing that I think of. It's more precision than reaction.
I think precision comes from experience and reaction comes from...
Hmm... Brain... Did I for what?
Speed versus...
What should I do with this wave? I need to think more about my wave states.
I think I should hold until the cannon dies and then push right.
He wants to drake.
I guess I need to get Pryo.
Okay, my ambassador is feeding.
I feel like if bot lane is 1k up and top lane is 1k up.
What the fuck? Am I stupid? Where's my support?
I didn't see that he left or what.
Sometimes I just start yacking and I just don't care then it's really...
It's like if top lane is really ahead, and bot lane is what really ahead, I feel like top lane just wins.
Top lane is kind of strong right now I think.
of
I need to be really careful, my support is like, I think he's just...
...permite running around the map.
Hey, you can stay for your films.
Okay.
I can push the same probably.
I don't have a pen though.
I can get changed if you really, really die.
I guess she could ult me with her Q right.
Okay, nice R.
Okay.
My trap placement's kinda bad.
I need to learn how to trap properly.
On knockups.
my current has been destroyed
What the fuck?
My traps are kind of dog shit.
You're placing traps like you're in Tom and Jerry?
What?
My top tier 2 is dead.
What the fuck?
It's 12 minutes.
I think you're staying bent.
Don't debend her!
Be Ben
She bow
Ah
So good fuck fuck fuck
Bye bye everyone.
I'm best how I'm ban you if you'd be useful, deal?
No deal, no deal.
Yeah, I think Trinivir is gonna push bot and he's gonna hit the tower and then the tower is gonna die and then what?
What is that hitbox?
Well, might as it worth, whole plan I guess.
If I flashed the Seraphield, I would lose Flash for Seraphield, and nothing would happen.
But that was technically only me.
I feel like Queen Jungle, I've never played against it, but I think if I push top he's
just gonna fly on my ass and just clap my cheeks.
Both AD carries are feeding, but I'm feeding harder.
So I guess we're just passengers in this game.
I don't want to stay mid by myself. I'm just scared that this queen just rides with me when I die.
I guess she was caught, but then I guess she'll be right next to me.
Yeah, I'm not saying what either. I feel like I just can't go to a side lane.
I just have to run around with the boys.
Shad team.
I'm doing a world tour.
Holy, well I dropped team 6 just running around just fucking killing people.
I might be carrying someone here I guess.
I'm not here to serve, I need to protect.
I shot team 6 here again.
Well, maybe I should have followed about that.
I feel like such an empty seat is game
I thought you were gonna die.
Thoughts made all three of them your favorite.
Did you know that if you trap someone, they can't move?
He missed? Not by a long shot.
Crime is common, logic is rare.
I always aim to win, and my game is perfect.
I just feel like I'm not hitting anyone, I'm just fucking playing Dora the Explorer, I'm
just fucking getting my steps in.
Maybe if I have a rapid fire I can hit someone. I don't know I just feel like I can't hit anyone.
Well now I have no cleanse so I feel like someone's just going to right click me with
Killed me in two ortho attacks!
Like, what the fuck?
Like, what the...
I did trap the Blitz hooker!
What do you mean sure, what do you mean sure, you saw it.
Okay, after this game it's full locking time.
No shitting ever misses a point, you think?
always maintain a proper chain of camo
I will not tolerate lawlessness
Oh, nice.
No one been, no one been, never.
Never unbanned. What is username? Blazing.
Touch username. Give me a touch username.
Wait, he's been banned since 2022, and he didn't write once in chat.
He's been banned since 2022, he didn't write once in chat.
But he must be a banevader then, or what?
I denied his unbanned request on the 31st of March 2022.
You're a fucking banevator.
But how are you a banevator in 2022?
How much of a freak are you?
Oh, fuck off, I'm against Senna.
Okay, I'm against Senna and I have a Blitzcrank.
I'm against Senna and I have a Blitzcrank.
What AD carry do I play?
Do I just play like Tristana?
Just play Draven.
Yeah, I can play my Draven.
Draven loses the center? Well, why did the whole chat spam Draven?
Oh, I could have played my Callister.
My Colossus kind of fire, Chet.
Guma-Yushi, is this guy good at Draven? Guma-Yushi.
It's probably alright. Chat Draven Draven or Gladiator Draven? It's like Gladiator Draven's
kind of baller. Listen, this Senna's about to get his fucking head kicked in. Should
should I go cleanse? should I go cleanse he might have exorced
oh no cleanse
if I'm against exorced I'm a freak out
he has heal
I
Don't do settle what a camera fucking fell
You should go Doran's bow we should fucking door on my bullseye
All right, no more games, Staddy just carries games.
I'm a dog walk these fucking master freaks on my Draven.
of
me for a bit
And this bitch prank me a little bit more L mine
I'm not gonna kill you.
Is that a joke?
Climb to my axis.
Maybe I should have gone Doran's bow
Fuck you jungle roll. Try what he builds collector
for the games already lost my mid-layer solo killed twice
Everything I play on stream, the game is lost, I play off stream, I'm 20 kills a game.
And my teammates are humans.
i play on stream, insta lose
we're fucking diving
This is where Draven shat.
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
JUST FUCKING KILL HIM!
why is he running bro just die you die you go in and die it's easy I can do it
you just run in and die it's a simple
Yoink!
Soon as getting fucking fisted!
I'm gonna drop my axis.
How do I do more damage on Draven though?
Do I just have to be like fucking racist or what?
I don't get it.
Why am I not doing any damage?
This champ doesn't do any damage, do I start insulting the enemy team in all chat?
Normally when I play against Draven they one shot me.
And every Draven just calls me a fucking idiot and then one taps my head.
I keep trying to move my glasses, but I don't have them on.
Kino's truck will kill this freak.
Oops.
Actually, I shouldn't have Q'd.
So what's the play here just die to me jungle this guy's gonna front me
Nay
Oh, I tried to fucking jack it, but I'm too quick I'm too quick. I need to slow down a bit. I need to turn 31
I swear, I've had two games in a row and my mid laner is just getting completely gapped.
Maybe I'll just play Mid lane. I'm actually the don of Mid lane.
I'm like Ben 10 with the Omnitrix bro. You need a champ? I'll pick it.
don't let hums watch this game i think you'll bleach his eyes
how is that guy worth 100 gold?
I have this freaking freak
and tank the tower where you reported
Can you fucking walk up on this guy? What's he standing back for?
Their jungler's on grubs!
And their support is dead!
Is he like, he's playing Blitzcrank like he has a lantern?
Just fucking hook him!
He's playing it like he's a fucking Janna, don't have this guy.
WHAT!
I'm fucking done.
I have to have a weak mental, I'm playing Draven.
It's just I'm larping.
No actually for a second 20 would hit that
Can this guy like click forwards for once in his life?
I'm getting spam pinged on cooldown.
This Thresh just ulted.
I'm not freezing anything.
more bf swords
cleanse for next game oh ok let me cleanse my fucking jungler from getting ganked hold
Hold on a second, shut up.
Like he has to be a fucking...
How is he 1-8-10 kills mid-tier 1-10 in 12 minutes on Cat Arena?
Like what kind of fucking League of Legends are you playing?
I've got pain
So, five.
It's pointless.
He's level eight!
I need to improve my kicks. I need to improve my fucking matchmaking RNGs while I need to improve.
I'm trying to skew mid or what?
Teach these fucking kids a lesson?
No, this is the AD carry climb.
I have the best job.
Shut up.
Just fucking just suck my left hairy infected testicle.
Just do it.
Please.
Stop ganking my lane.
They're so fucking weird. It's absolutely disturbing.
Did I go Stormraiser or what?
Where am I going?
I'm going LDR.
I don't know how it has been slain
Doesn't get better than this
Nice, he's taking damage.
Nice, Wolf.
What, what, what does it matter?
Let's say I didn't die, okay? Let me just check my notes here, okay?
Uh, Psy on top, ending the game.
Uh, enemy mid lane, pushing to my di-
Like, it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's just fucking-
Nice!
Should we FF?
No, you are getting punished for inting.
You will not leave this.
The humiliation ritual will continue.
If you pick Senna, does it just ultimately make your fucking teammates better at the game?
How is it that you just pick Senna?
Two games in a row against me?
And both my solo lanes just turn into like prime Cajal.
and objective bounty wait wait wait a minute the power is here but I know yeah
you can walk up if you want
of
What are you? I'm an idiot sandwich. What are you?
No following these footsteps.
Seems to be blood everywhere I go.
Option A, gank the Sion with 40,000 armor.
Option B, wash up, man die.
Option C, ult and steal the Baron.
Hold up.
Goomayushi!
Bless me!
Bless me with my finger on my button.
Bless me!
Are you blessing me?
I
Like where is my damage I don't get it. Yeah, why she's so tanky
He's 23 kills!
Yo, Hamza! Hamza, Hamza, Hamza!
Hamza!
How we doing?
Huh?
No rhymes with Humza, Forza. She wants a better game than this.
Come on now.
Take damage.
That's a way to get him, boy.
You're such a fucking pig.
Not a pig, I swear.
You're good at the game.
Bro, this guy just queues up and runs me down.
Nice, nice, NICE!
I'll defend, don't worry.
Don't worry, I'm an expert.
I got this, don't worry.
Alright, that's all I got.
Alright, three games in a row and my solo laning is to get absolutely completely in
I
Come in dumb slow
Wait, who won the tournament?
I
Well as a score didn't actually see even get a game
Okay, I think you went for in that lap in that first series you won that series
It all came down to game five you picked your mouth fight again. You he jason. I knew it anyway was game five
Honestly, you should want that one bro. You played it. I think you split that one incorrectly should have waited a little bit
Yeah, but like extremely well the whole series you want to set the game five. He didn't cheat and he didn't stuck it like like
Wait, was there a leak pro who telling him what to do
You're stuck in my hair balls alive on air so I can stomp cut Lord
That's crazy. I could fucking never actual fucking Jason the scammer
Stomlord it I cannot okay. Well wait was he cheating or what?
Jason stand my credit card
I
Jason stand then stand up tomato instead of is it 65 inch TV at my local target at footage like like
That's an actual
He was stream sniping his champs
Oh
Ludwig made top three
My guy!
Moist critical lost to Ludwig.
And so did Emiru.
How the fuck did they lose to Ludwig?
Not wanna be that guy.
But how the fuck did they lose to Ludwig?
Did he just bust out the emumu in desperate times and just fucking popped off or what?
I was watching this tournament up until here.
I didn't watch Ludwig vs. Emeru, XUC vs. Ludwig, XC vs. Chasing because it was going on until
Like one am look at your dashboard. I snoozed your ass when we were playing it as a moderate of your channel
And I actually took what your five came your perfect winnings. I snooze your ads you got stumbed. Fuck you
Why is he so mad? I just play the game fair square
You were picking the last game anyway, and that last game he bested you.
I think you know that he kind of misplayed it.
I'm the better player, yes.
He would have, as you should have won that one, to be honest.
But he grieved it. He played extremely well, Jason.
Did he throw a fifth game or what?
The new All-Stars Champion, Brad's Bro.
That qualifies you for our All-Stars, which is like the best player.
Yeah, he's a champion, alright.
That he's absolutely a champion.
Bro, get the glasses on and the mustache, little buddy.
Buddy is a skinny one, Andy.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Yeah, that's you.
Check out Scottie.
Check out Scottie, he's a skinny one.
Okay, that's you.
There's a cop chasing L.A. right now.
I think you gotta go, though.
Yeah, I mean, it's quite one of your boys,
but either Ron, Joe, or Andy, five, or 35.
Okay, or fucking Slicky going 200 and then fucking 30.
Okay, so which one is it?
His name is Silky.
ahhh
you can come on down
okay we're chilling guys
this is a new game
now i gotta say it, if you grab the jayce you qualify for a-
okay dude
minions have spawned
okay
xcc trash talk is estere
Well, I'm dead
This game is cooked. This game is full cooked
This will get you back in the fight.
Okay, well it kinda worked.
I should cleanse the rail queue I guess, fuck if I had barrier I would double kill them.
But I think I need cleanse don't die against Elisrael
I should have water fillable near your right
Actually, I should have ghost as well. I always forget so many small details
Okay, Mundo. Wait, my lanes are winning.
I'm about to fucking cry.
why do I even help you why do I even help you why do I help you I keep trying to adjust
My glasses I don't even have them on
Okay, you're trolling
Seraphine hit him with the mold.
LOL.
So that guy is the same thing or what?
You are just feeding, you're feeding!
You gotta win the games, you can win and try and win the games you've lost.
For real.
Oh my god Zer, enjoy this road, if you win I will sell my yogbro, can you fuck off with
your curses and shit?
They cannot take our paths, they must.
On the run.
Every shot counts.
We will three the other one.
but
3, 2, 1
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Ha!
Nice try buddy nice try nice try
Yeah, you can't I'll stay here 20 minutes. He says you're a liar
You're a liar
Okay, we're trolling.
Guys, we're trolling.
Wait.
Bro, you're a liar, Weld!
You're a liar!
I let you survive!
I let you live!
You call the fucking Avengers!
And then you continue to play the game!
EUS is full of...
That was a trust exercise.
He failed.
Now I'm gonna unleash the real power of Sally.
that
I'm right there, I'm just...
No Seraphine, we can press our buttons forwards if you fight.
it again, smarty face!
You're so annoying by the way, you're such a fucking freak.
I swear I do this a lot, I win my lane and then I just start fucking for fun in the game, I need to stop doing this.
I'm tearing but I'm
Backshot Ash, thoughts?
Well I think I hit the rail, that was a mistake.
Why are you playing this game?
Why are you playing bro this game's over
You're Seraphine, you're playing great this game, but you do have a habit of just taking
all of my wave.
I feel like we should just right click Harold and end the game.
Let's go.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Another and another win another win another win
Here we go back up the ladder back up the ladder Sally's climbing
Sally's climbing up the ladder
you know it I know it okay this is the win streak win streak Wednesday now is
it Wednesday today chat search unicorn on YouTube
Okay, and what?
Okay.
Okay.
Good one.
Shatter, men.
This guy links a discord link. Yo, let me get in there.
I don't want to leak this.
Yeah, let's go discord, fuck it.
Let me put my mic on.
Let's get it, let's go.
Let's get it, let's go.
Let's go, bro.
yeah which which which role you
i'm uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...
bill that's all
and i'll have a lot of new can you can you remove the invite link there might be
uh...
but i don't think it will
yeah bro we're gonna win
all have a lot i mean what what yes we're going to know what we're going to
look at what
What you mean? What you mean oh hell no?
No no I meant like...
Are you a hate watcher?
Yeah
No no I love you man
Really? You're not a hate watcher?
No I'm from Serbia
Okay well what's that about you know?
Ah what's your favorite league team?
Ah...
I would say...
Could be Loser Tones but could be like G2
G2 nice, any LCK teams you like?
Hell no
What? Why?
I hate the way they play
Why? Why?
I don't know, just running it down, I don't like that, I like to play like my gold, Kajil, Mazahar, Flash, you think you told me?
Okay, we're trolling now.
What do I pick? I don't know what to pick. I don't know what to pick.
Mazahar, Mazahar, Mazahar.
I go my Kaisa.
Oh my, are you ready to see?
Yeah.
Did you? I mean, yeah, we win.
Are you trolling? Are you fucking trolling?
No, I don't know why I picked Zyla.
You're playing Zyla's jungle into Kiana.
I panicked and it's probably velvet.
I need to win, okay?
I need to win, I'm on a win streak.
I'm going to be honest, players win sticks and when they play with me.
But we're going to see.
Players what?
Like when people are on a win stick and they play with me, it ends.
might be me, might be the enemy
I'll carry, trust me
Trust me, you're flat?
Yeah
How are you in this game?
I cannot disclose that information
I have streamer mode on so I can't see your summoner name but are you a booster?
no no so you would follow you are you are you follow the summoner's code yes
yes for sure and you would never ever post no no I cannot say stuff for
welder and but a league of legends no Valorant what what are you doing Valorant
Top 1.5k.
Okay, now we're catapulting us, buddy boy.
Well, we're not. No, we're not.
I don't even know what that means, top 1.5k, but it sounds kinda low.
I like it here.
It's like if Challenger was like...
2k low, I would be like...
1.9k.
Okay, so you're kinda bad.
Yeah, I'm kinda shit. I'm watching.
Okay, now locking.
Don't worry bro, I got this game ok?
I'm there and you're not gonna boost you.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm nothing, nothing.
Just talking to myself.
Ok.
You got the paper right?
Yeah, I got the paper.
That's why you joined, no?
To confirm or what?
I'll battle with this again.
Pro.
There.
A bit low in both.
I think so.
So let's keep all my camps and just gank bot lane.
What do you think?
I mean, I didn't say that out loud.
Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah.
They even have a ward here, man.
Where is Belved?
Yeah, she's on the robot.
I'm here, for the counter.
Closer.
He's not looking good bruv.
Hold on, I'm going back in.
Oh hell no, open up!
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, open up, open up, open up.
No, no, no, I'm not even raising the stone.
Now we're good, we're good.
What's your favorite LCK team, man?
D plus Q, you heard of them?
Yeah, I heard of them.
Yeah, what do you think?
I think you should stop watching when they play.
I think you're like first.
I'm the problem?
How do you know? You don't even watch LCK, is it?
I watch you.
Okay.
I don't watch LCK.
So you hate the way they play. You don't watch LCK, but you watch me watch LCK.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, you blame?
Oh my god. I'm insane.
How Sparky12 actually plays League?
Okay, you are a fucking 8-watcher, I know you are.
I'm actually both.
An ally has been slain, and you may be killing Springfield.
Okay, I don't know what's more short.
My bot wave and my support, I'm not sure at the moment.
I'll definitely don't lose, mate.
I mean, it's worth it.
It's a stupid thing to do.
Yep.
Nice.
Did you snipe?
Yes or no?
I slept relatively.
Okay.
I'm kind of suspect.
Nice.
Bro.
I wouldn't say, but like, I'm on Twitter as well, so I'm not sniping.
I was playing a game with a guy on Discord as well.
I just sent Discord in.
Yeah, a team should have joined Discord.
To be honest.
You think so?
Yeah.
That Belvedere was in my game last game and she did carry the game alone.
It's a velvet is a dog sit broke an empty seat. I'm dog shit broken NPC champ. You're right
Now I'm locked. I'm locked. Don't worry. What is kind of how do I say this?
tough or cooking I mean the longer the game goes on the better my trash will get
Same here same here. Yeah
They're doing bleak. Yeah
Nah, she's meant.
I'm so homeless. I love this.
Yeah, me too.
Let's just walk up the needle.
Maybe not.
Oh.
We're homeless to get a Dory.
You just farm up and play your game. I'm- I'm- I'm missing him, bro.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, my W would get blocked by Bard.
I'm gonna play a little bit of Worsham, TBC.
Only thanks.
No, I'm gonna play this game and win.
Oh, TBC is cancelled I think.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh man.
Sadgey.
Hmm, well, I believe in us, our comp's good.
Yeah, it's good.
And I'm getting my reputation for the first time.
Can anyone get up there?
I'm dead.
I'm gonna go for it
Hold on
We're losing 2v3s
Well
Oh, good run
No we didn't
My next instead of
Hey, I mean, true. Bar two cova kills, for me.
Bards.
Come on, come on, come on.
I don't know, I'm still here.
Bards, uh...
Ah, the caches are cool, guys.
I'll open the mine
Oh
That must be the last one
I'm not sure if I'm taking that time for this
Yeah, if you don't take this
Can we get a hold on Drake or something?
We'll pull you after this one
Yeah, she's a dumb thing
I actually panicked inside of this one, by the way
It's okay
He's good though, I'm not dead, but...
this part is kinda doing tricks on this trash
right
Hmm
I don't know what he's making me do
Oh my god, he actually did hit me
Oh my god, he's not real
well they're good machine gun
Oh my god.
I forgot that shot on a big gigafed.
Where's Mathiasul that?
He's using it for vision, he said.
That's all I'm gonna say.
He's using it for vision.
Yeah, so dangle proled this? Nope.
We're getting kind of pissed on the button.
Yeah, it's unplayable. Listen, it's a good run. It's a good run, but it's full cook, buddy.
You think so? Ah, I don't think so. You don't think so?
Okay, I don't think so.
I'm actually just filled up.
Ha ha ha, okay.
Okay, dude.
Holy fuck these games.
The games are either insta-one or insta-lost.
Yep.
well I'm gonna free spot till the ice age so
I'm gonna push this wave and then I'm gonna right click mid and the game will be over
or what
Now I could press yes and get you out of this misery I press no but you know what
I'll press no as well then you know and it makes my mid laner and top laner even more
So I think this is a win-win situation, like 10 minutes of my life for a bit more of the brancers. I think that's really worth it
Okay, I'm here. I believe
Here to go
My TF is impersonating a scapule driver, I think, hold on.
Yeah, I actually think if his TF was in top, he would win, but he was just oinking.
I still don't think so, it's fine.
We should have a 2v2 match in modern times as well.
I'm getting on over. I'm getting on over.
I think I'm gonna carry this fight maybe
Hold on!
Yeah, come on man! We win this!
Hold on!
Get the trade! Get the trade!
Ah, we've done it quite long, we stepped the F
What do you build on Kaisa after rage bait?
I have no idea, maybe dust him down?
Yeah, I've been working with AP heavy, I think
Can talk about that
I think I need to go AD, I think I need to go P.B.
I do not run
Well, I thought it was time to fight, but that guy, okay winnable, winnable, winnable.
I think I just need to...
I think I'm just gonna side bang it.
So I'm coming for bot lane.
No, no, we're gonna carry.
Not really.
He's coming.
Yeah maybe I'm gonna
Go go go go go go go go go go
Okay, okay, okay, it's okay
What about this one? Maybe go with the card
Okay, I'm not going Baron, I'll get Bot to run
If they go Baron it's okay, we can just get gold on the bot
Yeah, he's so miscasting, he says he's so easy.
Take the kill, one, two, three, two, one.
Now we'll go frag the defense.
I think it's both of them, buddy.
Hopefully they're not collapsing, Bob.
Okay, we're both in the army.
Why don't you just cook, why don't you just go on velvet, why don't you just pot, they're
not even on ban!
Yeah, I don't know.
Hmm.
I actually think if you just tried to go on the velvet we could cook something though.
Oof
Oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Why is tf being such a bitch?
He's just growing
I don't know what to do with you.
I've got nothing worth it.
He's still waiting for it.
Hold on.
Let me help him.
Let me help him.
We need to gank the cannon site.
It's the only way to win the game.
Stiat needs to press R on Sidelane.
It's turret hit.
Star is very dead.
Oh my god, this is walking dead.
We can put something down.
I have one ult
Ok, one tower
I have one ult here
I have one ult for a pick maybe
Yeah, middle mid
The S.O.E is in, might be funny guy
Yeah, I'm not in mid
He might in
I'm not in mid
I'm not in mid
I think we can defend bot. Even if we give in, we can keep it good.
He just blocked the cannon
I think this is for all maybe what I'm doing
I don't think so, it's good, I think only Ezreal can be there
Just take the shit, take it
It's not even so big, we can't kill for good
Okay, I'm gonna push till the die
I will die ok just push me to begin
Fuck our against the tower, you get the meteorite?
It's super worth I think
Nice
Nice too, we didn't kill Luciana though
It's fine.
Let's start fighting something in here.
We are moving like crime-trove in the wild.
This TF's uncart actually wins us again, though.
I could.
I came for the hunt. I'm gonna take them because I'm scared of you.
I'm gonna take you for 3.
No, I'm gonna take you.
I'm gonna just let you go!
I have to win this game, okay?
Oh, I'm gonna...
That was...
This is the thing I undergo.
Well, we tried, we didn't give up like some people in our team, mom's gonna call him names
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, some of these
games just feel unplayable.
Oh my god is it unplayable.
oh my god there's your god so much fucking damage out Jesus
Co-stream Neme, what's he doing?
He's paying game five of what?
Game five zillion
Sanchovies, Sanchovies
What is that little Kirby
This game looks kinda, I mean, listen, I don't know, I mean,
Zilean was a Lost Rathones classic, but the reason the Zilean worked was because we had
a champ that got really good with the Zilean.
We had the Cocaine Zilean with the Volibear, the Cocaine Bear, that was a good one.
We had the Kindred Zilean, and that was about it.
I mean this game there's a Nessus, but...
Yeah, the Nessus is gonna have to get feeded as fuck this game.
He has a Vayne top. Who's playing Vayne top?
Who's the person playing Vayne? Who's the Vayne?
Hoony?
Hoony.
How's Hoony's mechanics?
Let me have a look at Hoony's solo queue gunt. Hoony. I can't even find his solo queue gunt.
He's not bad. He's not bad. Okay.
Rekki on the Senna is a good, it's a good omen for, wait, who are they against bro? How did they give Rekla Senna game 5? Are they fucking crazy?
Rekla Senna was brewing in LR bro. The Senna support was brewing.
They are playing Senna, Seraphine, Zilean, Nassus, Vayne, they are against Bang and Barrel
but who doesn't ban Senna against Namesi, who does that?
Korean career is Marin, Pawn, Bang and Barrel. I'm guessing Bang and Pawn are not playing
League as much. I think Barrel is probably decent. Kruve, I think he plays a little bit
probably. To be honest, I think they will win this game actually, EU. It's not. It's
It's not, it's not what I think they'll win this game like just from draft
oh it's 10th mid lane 10th oh my god I remember watching that guy play a long time ago 10th
I mean the game is just one isn't it this is just a free win look at their champs the
enemy team has what do they have Maokai oh they have actually the enemy team's comp is
It's not bad against, like when you play Nasus, Xillian, Senna, you really want to play against
champs that, like, you know, bruisers.
Like if you're against a Xin Zhao, you're just going to run him over later on.
If you're against, like, melee bruisers, but they have Ziggs, Vhagar, Maokai, that's fucking
annoying.
If they had Olaf jungle into Ziggs, Vhagar, Maokai, the game's over, they will win.
But Ziggs, Vhagar, Maokai can be annoying.
But if they get to late game and Nessus gets fucking full MR, it's actually winnable.
He needs to get like, Merc treads, like what is the AD damage on this enemy team comp?
The AD damage is what?
Ambessa top?
Why is there a writing XDD?
The game should be won. I think that if the enemy team had an AD carry mid, like Tristana mid, I think the game is cooked.
Or if they had like smaller mids, the game is cooked. But they have Vhagar, Maokai, Ziggs, like I think just build full MR.
And the game is over.
I know, so you've been 6W aggressive there, so if you ever get a mild game for it, and you get a timing from mid, it's from bottom.
Okay, well he didn't get it proc, but it's okay.
We've got 34 gold there.
Yo, I've seen enough games.
Nemesis is just gonna carry the game.
I mean Nemesis is probably just gonna carry the whole thing, hasn't he?
Like he is high LEC level.
high lec level it's it's kind of unfair no reckless and nemesis are carrying my
goats
reckless has been giga popping off yeah I mean I think I think nemesis and
reckless are lec level easily and probably everyone else in this tournament
isn't really like tier one level but those two are definitely tier one level
when they played tier one like three months ago so they're absolutely locked
in oh that's a steel no my boobuf it's so one this game by the way this game is
so fucking one are you kidding are you kidding
reckless is scaling never scaling just I'm a bit worried because their damage is
kind of low right they need NASA's in vain to be strong if they want to bridge
to the late game. Like maybe late game Senna can cook, but they will lack a lot of damage
if the top jungle don't play good this game. But they have all the tools to play good.
They have three supports. You have to carry with three supports.
You guys, think about the Ashe ulti all the time at this point, okay?
Yeah, they could Ashe ult mid on... But the Ashe ulting mid is so hard against Zillian.
Okay, what's the first three top beating Kimmy Piper or 2B2?
Uh, I guess why I'm shone but if you get one shot, I cannot kill them if...
Senna Seraphine bot. Bro, I love the draft.
Who's doing the drafts, bro? Who's doing the drafts?
It must be Nemo or Reckless doing the drafts.
You love to see it.
I can move to top as well.
Oh sure, Shorkshot to top.
This is where Nemesis is at a point in the game where he'll just give his lane.
Look, he's just gonna run top and push the wave.
I'm giving you level, okay?
he's gonna help him push out top why is it bugged nice top is top is chilling
now it's fine bro it's fine you have zlion
It's Giga 1, Giga 1-5 now.
The champs are just 10 times better.
It's so cooking this Ilyan.
Surprise, more tier 1 teams don't bust out these kind of champs in game 5's.
Like how many?
I think game 5's are either a giga stomp or the games are super late.
They go really late.
I like Zilean's game plan.
I feel like those champs Zilean, Smulder, Jinx, Aphelios.
It's risky but it's definitely like cozy, you know.
Enemy teams has to win the game in 25 minutes or the game is over.
Look at Nemesis' position.
Normally when he plays Zilean, the lane is losing or it's tough.
Up in XP, up in CS, 10 CS per minute, per my pushing, per my roaming.
Like he can just pick a scaling champ because he's just better.
The opponent is like your level.
What?
They can't be that bad, right?
It's like these tournaments are all players who are old school and probably washed nowadays, but Nemesis in practice
I don't think they ain't washed they ain't washed they they fucking they low-key peeking
Like they're both challenging career on thing are the other enemy team challenge in Korea
I think they're all like probably diamond master chilling though
Let's go to Dr. Pinky.
I'm going into base, Mews.
I think I'm going into base, TP.
What are we maybe following here?
We can kind of execute right now.
Rekkles and Kajal are back-
Rekkles and Nemesis are back to back-
Rekkles and Nemesis are back to back IMEA champions.
By the way, Kajals.
Yeah, me too, by the way.
Hello?
Me too.
Me too.
You can say Rekkles, Nemesis and Kajal are back to back champions.
IMEA.
Don't TP, don't TP.
Don't TP, don't TP.
They have no TP on Ziggs, okay?
My tier two coaching record is-
5 titles in a final, my tier 2 record is a coach.
That's pretty tough, that's pretty tough chat, that's what I would say, that's pretty tough.
I mean the fight is just one, like who, how do you win this fight as the enemy team?
It's unwinnable this fight.
That's my most disgusting.
It's unwinnable this fight, it's unwinnable.
They have Zedinal through those messes.
Look, just keep forwards.
The game's over. It's just full one this game.
It's draft-ive.
It's complete draft-ive.
Why is Barrel playing Ash support game 5?
Is he fucking fried?
Bro, put the Heimer in the bag.
Put the fucking Heimer in the bag, buddy boy.
Also, who drafted for the enemy team? What's team Korea doing?
Yeah, this one.
How are you giving them Senna game 5?
I've been playing solo queue for two games and I've been fisted by Senna's.
Holy, Rekkles is motivating me. I will be the best AD carry.
Ooh, Z and Seraphine interaction, I just remembered.
If they lose this game, I'll buy another unicorn. Like, this is just...
This is just...
I'll have two Unicorns.
What could I call them?
Sparky12 and Sparky13?
Sparky and Shiwu the Unicorns?
Sparky and Shiwu the two Unicorns.
I'm here to swear
Yeah, but I think there was someone, there was someone, I think Bob's right here
You can refresh it like this, I can also play another game
Also, if I get some decent luck
Look at Ash, look at Ash
I'm not there
Ash support, free kill
Yeah, okay
I'm gonna do one wave bot and then I'll come mid again
Yeah, I can play mid
I'm fine, I'm fine
I'm an Ash on this one
I'm best, I see you here
I can both take this mid wave, I'll take the Chilean
I don't think I make it
Can you go?
I know
Good comms from Reky and Nimmer.
Good comms.
What would you call them?
Rekasis? No.
Nemeckles? What the fuck? No.
What would you call them?
Nekles.
haha look the zilean cs and tell me this game is loosable the number one gets
fisted in mid lane champ they stirred the cs up with 164 and 15 minutes stop
glazing anchor i'll tie you up hey i like yo i love my boys i love my boys
okay seraphine is reported
neme don't get cocky he's doing the ting where he gets cocky
you're getting really cocky how do we fit cable now that's a good question
neckless drill oh neckless drill holy fuck the three men how do you fit
Bauswellian crowning there
Neckless drrrrrr
Neckless south
Drillnia
Neckless south Drillnia
What the fuck
Oh, they know how to cancel it. Bro, I taught them well.
Okay, I cannot run off my tool because I can't catch them, but I will have wood for dragons.
Stop casting spells potter. What? Mr. Canon Nimme, that's his banking.
Maybe I need to run top, no?
What do you guys think?
No, just the lane based on the time
Are we dead top? Hoony? Are we dead? Yes or no?
One escape with this diva dragon
I'm going top is fine
Ooh, he got bolo'd
Bane got bolo'd by the ambassador, that's not good
It's fine though, ambassador is playing versus fucking zillion
What is the ambassador gonna do?
What is the ambassador gonna do? Tell me
Okay, we have to suck at this game
Because we are full scaling, we should get dragon right now by the end
To be honest, giving herald kind of sucks, I don't like that
I don't like giving heralds when they're so far ahead
They can just group as five, click the herald and kill them
But now the enemy team has herald and ziggs, which is kind of cringe
Why does he have two tiers? Cause he misses me
I'm actually getting thrown from this
That should be, like, should I...
He's crying in the club
You can look for something on the mid lane right now
I can look now, yeah
I'm fine, I got it
She flashed, six
Yeah guys, we can lose this game
No flash, sorry flash
I think that's enough, okay, nothing
I go, I go grand
And I wait again in fifty five seconds
I don't know, he probably just likes the mana from it, no?
He's just literally playing with blue buff this game, isn't he?
I think it's just nice to have mana.
Just came from Tenshi's stream, didn't realize it wasn't you because y'all play so similarly.
What do you mean?
I play AD carry, I glide, I gap, she plays Cho'Gath and eats all day.
She literally, she literally, her, she knows how to Cho'Gath W IRL, it's crazy.
And feast. You eat all day? I haven't even won some stream today.
But I was going to order food as soon as I came to here.
Ten Chi IRL, she has 5 points in Chogat W, level 1.
Imagine getting Zilean Eed and Nessus W'd.
Do you just leave the game? Yes or no?
Because I'm leaving the game if that happens to me
I think you actually go back in time I think the game just chrono breaks if you get hit by zilean e and this is the way
You actually stop doing the moonwalk
Look at his CS number this zilean is running around the whole map at 400 miles an hour
I think they're dead.
Okay, come, okay, come.
Depends if they all know.
I'm bashing them.
I doubt it.
They have no real damage.
Yeah, I have no damage.
We don't need to care about the natural damage.
Jankos, you can kill this guy really easily with me.
She can't move.
Just stay together and speed each other.
Okay, I mean they wanna play against me.
Speed each other up.
Can we look at Bas on this wave?
Yeah, we can.
I'm here.
Maybe I'm here.
Look, look, look.
Free kill, free kill, free kill, free kill.
What a champ.
They met on the cocky
He'll dodge it, he'll dodge it, he'll dodge it. Look at him, look at him
Pulse the mullbot, runs away. This champ is crazy by the way. This champ is mental. He has cosmic, he's so power spiked
He's just pulling them around the map
Look at the mini-map, they're just hitting towers
That's what space is on the map right there.
Xillian spitting on bot lane, so 4 people click bot to punish him.
And then his team gets mid tier, and then he runs away.
G2, trust me, MSI game 5 GenG, cap Xillian, chills.
I'm better, I'm better, I'm better, I'm better
Oh, I'm coming
Okay
I'm better, I'm better
Look at his ability haste, he has 101 ability haste
I could look really deep, I could also chase him better
His E is just up on cooldown
I'm not that good
Or is dragon 2, like 2 bar timing?
Yeah, we have to do it
Genji's not making MSI, I think Genji will make MSI
My E in 20, I can't give him, we use this
Okay, let them care now because they have tempo, they are faster
How do we do this?
We go to mid, we go here
I can tell you for a fact, KT in making it.
I think it's gonna be Genji T1. I have a feeling.
I feel like the more things change, the more they stay the same.
It's the same story from last year.
HLE, oh my god, we're 2-0 up against Genji.
Now we got the reverse web lost to T1, 3-0.
Now we got make-and-miss-i. Nice.
This is the problem with the comp they're against, a lot of poke.
They just kinda need to run at them.
flanking on zilean hemesis are we sure about this yes we are the backline zilean
backshot zilean
actually this is ridiculous what I'm witnessing look at the bombs
that's over
I think barrel just went back to 2020 with that nest is running in before miles
now while getting with it look how chill them is he knows his games one he's
just fucking I guess as you need to play front to back with his team
Look at his CS number, look at his level, he's higher level than the top laners, without
rod of ages.
How is he 60 CSF?
Are we having a picnic or what?
Give me the blue buff give me the blue buff. Oh, yes my zilean. She is a free kill
Shielded, healed it, ready to resurrect, speeded. Now he just base TP's back
And the rat is returned. Oh, he actually goes fimble winter. What the fuck?
We should keep sieging, two people are dead.
I thought he would sit on the tier.
There you go, hitting with a skill shot, there you go.
Yes!
Yes!
He can't move!
Nice, oh my god!
Neme, stop it, stop it, stop it!
Leave him alone!
What has he done to him?
I mean, okay, 5v5. Oh my god. I can still get one more level for more resistance. Oh my god
That is disgustingly toxic
That is so toxic
No man
everyone's old are we all over 30 these days it's crazy
marines 35 wait is he
oh my god he is 35 so you know he is 35 holy shit
I think you should stretch it first or top and then there will be a lot of damage.
We're looking at them by them.
They're being, finding them.
I can tell you that's for a fact.
Yeah.
This guy is a fucking, this is Kimi Antonelli in the Mercedes bro.
Look at that.
He's a fucking rocket ship.
Um, Ambassador, can you...
Yeah, they got a vagrant top.
No, no.
Sixth is top.
Sixth, vagrant top.
I think it's...
I'm going to go mid.
Can you go mid?
Can you go mid?
We're looking at Ambassador, we're looking at Ambassador.
Ambassador?
He's fine.
I think it's fine.
If you self hold yourself on zilean when you're half HP it just kind of stuns them
Because then they're like nah, I can't finish him. I'm gonna ruin. I'm gonna let it expire
This looks like a fuck
I feel like this game is one of the best tagdecks in the game.
G2 should take notes.
Zilean needs good pairings though.
He needs really good pairings.
And in game 5 sometimes it's hard to find those pairings.
That's just good.
Bro, I swear how many people's flashes is just perma-burning.
Oh my god, they tried to arrow me. LOL.
I wonder how many times Korean is playing in Zilean
They probably it's probably never picked in solo queue. They're probably all just completely stun locked right now
Ma what if you went rocket belt on Zilean hear me out
You don't have to mark the tenacity or it works better
Oh no Zilean's caught
Kappa
620 move speed
There's no way to lose the game the only way to lose the game is if that Kirby takes over Nemesis keyboard turns his PC off and fuck me
Noxumon conscious for 24 hours
Can we get the ward then?
More chance of finding Bigfoot than losing this game I think.
I don't like the blue, so I can get it.
Wait, did I just see Kirby move?
Yeah, we knew it.
We didn't know if it was going to be red if you guys placed first.
We don't know ZHP.
I think I should be healing and then Zillian.
Yeah, they can.
Yeah, they can
Nice Michael's
Why would you want my Malkai saplings when you can have zilean bombs on the entrances I
Feel like I need a shower after watching this it's so disgusting. I actually feel dirty. I
Hope never says a fucking wash after this because this is fucking filthy
What's worse, Zilean mid at 300 CS at 30 minutes? Or a range top? Because both of them are fucking illness, because they're playing both. They're literally doing both.
Europe's gonna win, team EU's gonna win, but at what cost? We have to play Zilean range top.
Uuuuhhhh
Flash Bomber
No, does he live in my die?
Noooo, the flash
Oh my god
GG
Big fucking win
I don't know if they give away MVP's
but your mind goes
I've only watched one game, but my MVP goes to Nemesis.
100% goes to Nemesis.
100% goes to Nemesis.
Yeah!
The five-game win.
Big one, big one, big one.
What are they...
What are they...
What are they...
What are they...
What are they get for winning?
What are they get...
Do you get like a trophy?
Do you get a trophy?
They got $5,000.
Hey!
Added to the point.
Hey!
W's.
Good shit, guys. Good job.
Good jobs. Good jobs. Good jobs.
Maybe mine is me. Otherwise...
Easy wins.
It was good, guys.
She knows how to chog FW-IRL.
It's crazy.
Ends feast.
You eat all day?
Did he just call me fat?
RAAAAAAAHHHHH!
SILENCE!
Wait, I look he do. I look he got that down to a G.
I discovered a new music genre for Shadow Q, yeah that was me almost 3 decades ago.
What a good song though I feel like you could literally play this song on anything and it's
hype.
Bro T1 walkout in the world final and then Doran at the back on the drop.
Oh, it's going to be top.
While I'm watching the Chizzers Extreme today, a team started inting and a chatter started
spamming this.
Why do they have a DKM out in the choosy extreme?
Why do they have that?
Good to know watching eSports actually killing me.
Recent studies find just one minute of anger weakens the immune system for five hours.
So all league players are just going to have like diseases.
I mean, okay, we already saw that.
Why are you guys clipping?
SQmon set an NEC record for the most kills of a jungler in a B05 or 36.
He fell one short to the all-time tier one record, which is held by owner who
secured 37 kills in only four games versus DK, barrel Ramas series.
dude doesn't get those kind of look like taterals here
glasses equals taterals are we gonna stop this what is this it's out of control
I swear to god round glasses equals equal is that fucking pobelter
soundboard is he serious no yes yes no for what is this
like a week bro she sounds so like British but like
bro
what is she playing bro look at the screen look at the screen
What is this bitch rate? What is this bitch rate?
Is she streaming on a fucking toaster playing Chogat mid?
Yo, fucking lock in.
Lock it in!
Alright.
My jinx, you're about to witness fucking greatness right here.
I need to pee really bad, so I'm edging my fucking piss. I'm actually so gigalocked and it's under it's out of control
Are you fucking weird or what say it
What is this song bro, what Jesus
why do i play versus red? why you why are you even doing that if you get spi-
i'm actually gonna win the game
I just looked at the enemy comp, I'm not carrying this game.
They have Malzahar, Malphite, Shaco, Twitch.
I'm literally playing versus fucking...
This is like back rooms to film.
But it's my back.
Hit it!
Hit it!
God bless
Does you know what his E passive does?
You have flay?
Yes, W.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
I said I'm gonna suck this game.
Someone said, I just became a nyx fan all of a sudden.
Why?
Did Lulu flash?
Deal? Deal.
Holy shit, I feel like I've queued up a CS deathmatch, bro.
How are you getting solo killed in set-mall fight? I can play that with my feet!
Go base.
How about 1-2-2? What the fuck?
Everyone in this game is in stealth, except for me. I'm a walking fucking potato and they're all l9 as well
nice we win that thing my barrier didn't work I swear I'm gonna fucking nut
now I'm getting ready ever since I started playing any carry I swear I got
like 100 times more freaky, something's wrong with me.
Something's really wrong with me.
I need to relax.
Keep breath.
And breathe out.
Keep breathing in.
And breathe out.
This role is for Chastity Cage users, says Hums.
How do you play this gateroll on a daily?
Hums.
I'm on the verge, brother.
Upgradeness, right?
all of them are golden cappers
I thought I might have your time.
Shit.
What am I gonna do now?
Shot other gun.
An ally has been slain.
Kip, quick as asses.
Get excited, Jinx!
I thought you were backstabbed.
Why did he take my kill?
Why did he take my kill?
Why did he take my kill?
Yo Tenshi, why are you raiding me, you freak?
She found the cause?
Good.
Eliminated.
Oh!
What's the cause?
I'm not a doctor but I can diagnose. I got a hunch. I swear to god.
pushing why does jinx not do enough damage to hit the minions like why I'm
missing so many fucking random creeps
this is even free care what you think that's gonna help you
oh get gapped
Does it matter if I get kills when this fucking shotgun malphite about it's like, do things
to me?
I don't need a think what?
Cancel it.
Cancel it.
Good gaffed.
I knew that champ was storkshitt.
I've been saying this.
It's just a weak champ.
Oh yeah, I see it. Here.
Nah, you would've hit it, you're another thing.
What what what
Yo can I get some kills? Can I?
Why don't you crit what I'm...
Jinx low-key pissing me off, not gonna lie.
They're looking a little green.
I think it's normal to play 7th to Malfighting at the end, it's just a matchup, smiley face, colon piece.
Switch!
Come bot! The Avengers are not here.
If I was an Avenger, which one would I be?
Iron Man
Hawkeye, is he good?
Rocket? Ooh, that sounds kinda cool. Rocket.
I'm going to...
Calculating. Boom, dead.
What?!
right
Now the mouth I'm gonna carry the game alone. I swear to God
Look at the lantern I see it that's a grab
No one's here, wha?
Is that XGC on nullfights?
Maybe I can win?
Nope, I don't think so.
Nope, I'm lingser.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm coming.
Now there's Heavals, and now there's no way.
Come on on, press R. Don't do it, I swear, please don't do it, I'm sorry.
I'm kinda thinking that I need LBR!
Do I have enough?
Yes I do.
Malfi, fuck off.
You blind all this bush you're firm abandon muchf
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you pinging me for?
What
Your turret has been disrobed.
All the turrets are gone.
Yo Mr. Trash, I'm gonna need you to lantern me when I get right clicked.
See you.
I'm so fucking dead like I can see it already
That's what I'm talking about.
Maybe if I barrier swapped gun and auto attack I could kill there.
But I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old.
How do you reduce your age?
It's okay.
When I respawn after dying this life and I go next life, I will get a couple world titles.
I can feed it.
I need some more attack speed though.
for real. Take my wave. Nice. Showing my stream keys, oh.
Showing the apartment.
It's over, we lost I've done the math in my head, it's unmanable
Malfight is the most OP champ in the game.
Why is every top laner just a fucking great human being and I hope they have the best
day ever.
That's my baron ready, let's go!
Wait, we clicked into them and we died?
Oh, man.
I'm broke.
I'm broke.
Why is there a guy in chat called Kato, CrashBelt Enjoyer?
Nexus is dying, the animals are leaving.
that's why I set the spline for me in the runes
I believe me.
What about today?
I got the best day possible!
what do I do my first doesn't even play him he just runs at me like what what do
I do he's just running at me like Marlon knows how to play tutorial level
and he's out playing master players
Wait, wait a second, L9?
Wait, L9?
Wait, wait, that's a champ?
Yeah, big charm.
Nice, walk into it, give him a free kill.
Switch on the side, watch out.
He's getting like a rat.
That's me if I'm listening.
Simple as my life.
I knew he was here somewhere, that little freak.
Why going rapid fire?
Because I'm feeling kinda fucking freaky.
No Malphadoot, I forced it.
I want the red buff.
I want the red buff.
Any carry will go with the red buff.
What I was I did you did what even build up
G a
Nice
I'm thinking I might go fucking Zonias actually.
QSS, QSS? QSS what?
I'm gonna walk up on this wave, if they go on me, you're gonna press lantern.
I don't know about fighting here guys, I'm gonna get fucking shh.
the
I must be slaying you.
Okay.
Ah, this...
I'm gonna kill him.
Bro, there's more Shacklebox in this fucking bush than I have trokies in my cabinet.
ridiculous. I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting used to the grey screen, I like the scaling
they've done to it. To be fair, it does really make you feel like you're dead in game. They
a good job I will say 16 years in it's one of my there's a lot of gray screens
you know wasted you died I like the league one I'll just I need to check
again though I didn't actually get the full run down there
Well, I'm going to die to air, so I don't know if we're going to be able to win this fight.
What?
As long as you try, you can fail.
Yeah, let's go team
See we can do it
Hey Gwynn!
Hey Gwynn!
We did it!
Master Bater 6-7!
Nice!
That's who I'm playing with!
Nice!
Top damage!
Top damage!
bro who makes this dog shit I just play a league game imagine I lost and I tap out
and see this fucking ass why so stupid
okay we saw all this
cage on owner should do destiny to nightmare mood I'm already got a
fucking nightmare from solo queue
Oh, oh, oh, guys, what, what just happened?
Wait, guys, I swear, I promised that wasn't me.
I was being controlled.
I swear something possessed it.
Ugh!
Oh, what the hell?
Did I just watch?
Couch, couch!
Someone, what was that to me?
You solo lost us the game, Shihu?
Someone, what the heck, call me, I swear.
Are you the sort of sleeper agent working against DK?
It wasn't me, coach.
You gotta believe me.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me.
Do you enjoy making a supper?
We had it.
We had it, and you just got it all the way.
something to control me man I'm telling you I'm telling the truth something's
controlling me right now forgiveness no
same same same same same bro I'm right there with you
Oh, Shoemaker. It's okay. I'm sorry. I apologize on behalf of everyone.
Peanut is heading off to military.
I'm going to take the carry.
Thank you. Anyway, I'll be back.
Good bye, good bye.
Goodbye.
I
Anything you can get
Do I play my Lucian?
Do I play my Lucian?
My Lucian is kind of clean though.
My Lucian is kind of clean for real.
I'm going to hold that real quick once I can't, I can't kiss Max anymore.
I can't do it.
I'm going to cleanse this game. Hell nah, you won't catch me getting zz'd.
Did you wash your hands? No, my dick is clean. I don't need to wash them. Lock in. Lock in.
in. Chad why do we get so freaky when we play League? What happened? Chad you go bow or
blade on Lucian.
ring ring you go ring ring ring ring ring ring ring but not a phone
Yeah.
There's a right side and a wrong side.
Minions have spawned on the wrong side.
He's sweeping.
I think it works.
Oh my gosh, when the bashback was there.
is in the beyond. I hope it's better than this.
I
Think just barrier
Oh my god, I'm trolling.
barrier so I'm just gonna vape it
wait she doesn't have barrier oh my god but I'm fucking do the inking
Oh my god, I thought she had barrier.
I would kill her then.
Oh my god, I'm a troll.
I just need to go barrier every game
Well gentlemen, it's been a good run.
Another game of mid lane being broken.
I would say it's gonna be a good run, but it hasn't.
You're all fucking in pink.
My jungler has come bot twice to die.
What?
I'm- I'm-
I'm gonna break my keyboard.
Actually, I'm gonna break my keyboard.
WHY IS HE CUEING IN?!
i've ran bot died i ran bot god dove died ran bot died
i'm never going cleanse ever again leaving it's ash i'm just not going to cleanse
I can't play the game.
Can't TF sort.
What am I supposed to do this game?
I'm just waiting for TF to decide he's gonna click bot.
I guess I'm just gonna have to humiliation ritual send on the tower until I'm dove
Like what am I supposed to do go open it it's unplayable
It's completely unplayable
Why is this guy even saying that he's getting fucking blasted by a TF under his tower per
my roaming?
Is today just fucking unlucky there or what?
I
Can't lean I have to swap or something. I don't know
I think I have to shwap.
Oh, Poppy's sparkling.
Not shwap, Poppy.
We play for you, Poppy.
We play for you.
Because they can literally 2v2 die us.
The first death I think is just because Nami went for a walk.
Like after we base, she ran here and then she ran bot and died.
The only way to win this game is if they dive us and Shaco counterganks it, cause right
now we're just gonna die otherwise
Don't count gangplot do your crux do your crux listen to fuck watch Dora the explorer and fucking don't jump again
Nice.
Okay, gold first.
Okay, we can win.
What? I mean we come.
Why are you playing into carry?
I don't know, I want to see how high I can climb into carry.
But I think this role is a test of mental.
Oh, three kills.
Oh, the TF watch is mid-east, so I think we can win.
Full one-shot APTF, look at me.
Yep, I will, and I will one-shot you.
Hmm.
Every team has a Shedjuani with infinite health and I have a Shaco with none.
So I'm kind of just spitting on those or what?
Why does he do that?
Oh my god, I was about to leave the game.
I swear to god, it was like that, I had my thumb on open
of
the
That's a sudden second on the mission, don't you?
Hmm.
I feel like I can't do anything go anywhere be anywhere like everyone's just fucking inting
We can win.
He just fucking ass blasted me.
Is Lucian Nami dockshit?
Well, mommy's auctioned.
of
them
Okay let me actually think think think think
THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK!!!
CarnB, you flashed as well
Hmm, this is a sticky one.
Is he fucking- Bro, what?
I'm done.
I'm actually done.
I'm actually-
He just queued over the wall and then ran away from her when she was alone.
What?
It was a giga angle.
Hmm.
The map cover's driving me crazy.
It's good now, no?
I'm sorry, fucking.
Alright, that's a couple kills.
That's a couple kills.
I think I'm a pig.
I think I'm a pig.
Yeah I think I'm a very big pig.
I think I'm like a fucking...
I think I found the way to not kill her, you're right.
Hmm, well, tried so hard and got so far.
Try to go back to mid.
Should we kill this AD carry?
This is depressing. I hate this role
Let's get me out of here.
I don't know what to do, man.
I feel so homeless.
I feel so homeless.
going just improve just improve just improve I feel like I have a lot of
deaths per game but off stream I don't have a lot of extra game I need to find
a way to not die as much like I'm dying a lot I also feel like like why am I
playing Lucian like it's just why I'm playing Draven I'm playing Lucian why
are playing these champs.
From now on, we are strictly playing Ash, Jinx, Yasuo, and maybe MF, I don't know if
I can play Senna.
Is Senna, should I just play Senna?
How hard can it be?
How hard could it be?
Right?
hear me?
I'm running a Q of solo queue, get queued with your favorite streamer Caitlyn and then
just get flamed and you look at him the same again.
What about your Caitlyn?
I feel like this is my take on my Caitlyn.
Oh my god, I got auto fill, double LP, oh my god this is the turnaround.
This is the turnaround. Oh my god. Double LP, top laner.
This is all me, baby. This is all me. In a 1v1 lane, finally, I can carry the game.
an actual human lane. In an actual lane. We made it. You have to pay any carry top.
no that's not the rule is it that's not the rule
is that the rule
Oh my god, my team is full AD, I need to play an AP top.
I can't play my Renekton for real.
do I pay my rumble
I
Explained AP top I could play my Timo, but I don't know if it's good here
I could also play my Gregus now. I think I play my rumble. Is it a good champ right now chat rumble didn't nerf it I
Play my rumble
Okay, let's do this.
Well, this game I'm minus zero, so whatever happens this game, I don't fucking care.
Now we need to change up the playlist. Maybe that's the problem.
I'm not doing the fucking Glow emote start I'm not a weirdo.
Oh, wow!
I thought you'd always be mine.
I think he gets priority, right?
Surely. Luda!
Good guy, more like best guy.
Is it Lee Henry's on rumble first?
and elixir has been slain.
Can't stop, won't stop.
Lamo torpedo!
You make this giga guard
An ally has been slain
Feel my fury with your skin and face
An ally has been slain
Explosive face melter
All you need is hope
Hmm, where's the giant metal suit?
Hyper Blaze bitter!
The lap big hyper bitter!
All systems said to awesome!
I don't want to see you in style.
I might have everyone turn.
Blades of fury set sights on this guy
I know. I'm a little bit scared.
I might miss him so many minions
Well, he's not very farming
This minion rng is so unlucky.
Oh my god, I trolled my ult.
I don't know how to be afraid
Oh my god, thank you
Wow, you didn't know that.
I thought you could- am I stupid?
Why did my QW not go off?
I would kill him.
You can QW before overheat, right?
of it's more?
I'm such a pig.
and any has been slain, good guy, more of a better guy
shut down, shut down
if darkness closes in, drill right through it
if
if
if
if
if
How is Thresh top 3 times?
There's no way to touch us till here, right?
I'm trolling, we don't solve this.
I should go Tabis.
I mean this game is cooked.
I should just rush Tabis in this lane and I'm just fucking trolling.
How is my mid laner?
I mean actually I can't complain, I'm inting.
I should have rushed Tabi's on my first base and he wouldn't be able to lane, I mean he
couldn't lane for the first like 5 minutes straight but if I had Tabi's it would be so
You're just feeding this one.
Right, I don't know how to play AP topspin.
Fucking donkey game.
Oh my god.
Shut down!
Let's watch over it!
My experience, you're over it!
Rebuilt, recalibrated, recharged.
The game's unplayable.
Oh my god, I'm such a donkey if I just went steelcaps I could space in with my Q and always
run away on a Z and he couldn't just not play the game more.
is for cautious people good on rumble
What do you build second bloodletters?
I'm full AP fucking burst mage this game.
Rocket belt, ooh good idea.
I do fuck with a rocket belt and a dark seal.
can't stop
I'm dead here
good guy more like this guy
courageous giga guard
safe length of fury
I have a turn
Well, I gave all of bot to you, that.
maybe worth
Rebuilt, re-calibrated, recharged.
But it's such a donkey fight, it's so stupid, I don't have ulti.
Why is he even fighting there?
I should have just gone top actually.
And TP in when I have ult.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Uh, Starr, uh, wow.
Miss Yone is taking all my waves.
I'm gonna fucking flip.
I'm just gonna go top and dive.
The wave is trash.
There isn't even a WAVE to farm!
No, he's just gonna eat in bot or what.
and enemies are unstoppable.
Explosive face-melter!
My fuel is fighting spirit!
Hyper Bladespitter!
Unstoppable!
Staff action. Pierce the sky and punch the stars.
Hand style won't stop.
What sort of guy's been destroyed?
Stay away from fury!
All speed on style.
of
Well, actually not up on top, that was stupid.
and
all you need is home
and a giant medicine
Double Shot Rockets!
I can't get around to it.
I can't see what's going on.
It's going to be built.
Alright I'm going to have to buy.
All systems set to awesome!
Hyper Flamesfitter!
Rebuild recalibrated recharge!
Rumble cooldown is so high.
What is that massive circle around Sinner, what the fuck was that?
of
I'll show them what yordles are worth.
I only need a shovel
and a handgun
maybe he has a story
of the heart
YAAAHHH
AGUS AGUS
Yeah, give me the League of Legends points! I need them, my game sucks!
Top diff. Top diff.
Wait, I need to get a B rating or above, right?
Oh
Plus 24 and top damage
Plus 24 plus 64
Chow what have they done to the letter it's so weird you get plus 60 plus 32 minus 28
Is that like normal in master is that the thing is that just the way these?
Your macro in a lost game was very good, not gonna lie, wait is this G2 coach Kex?
Or is this an impersonator fraud?
G2 coach, glazing my macro.
Glazing my macro.
Just so you know.
That's just the way it is.
Sometimes the hands, they don't work.
But my macro?
Oh my god, why did I think it was G2?
Oh my god, it's Phenonic, I'm trolling.
Oh my god.
Bro, why did I think it was G2?
What the people?
My macro's good, but my team knowledge is bad apparently.
Now, I think that lane, to be honest, I think that lane,
I think I was playing the lane okay
for the first six or seven minutes,
but I think if I went Tarby's first item
against Hexrinker, and I just spaced him like a fucking astronaut the whole lane and kept freezing.
I think he would be chopped. Also, my last hit was kind of dope shit.
My Senna, chat thoughts?
Now there's too much scaling, or?
My Senna.
What do you build on Senna?
Why does it say do it, do it, do it, and then they write ew.
Go static shift men immune?
No, I'm not going men immune.
I'm gonna go static shift cleaver.
Just dance.
Should I go scorch?
You need Jack?
Who's Jack?
Jack of all trades bro. I'm not a weirdo. I'm looking jack of all freaks
Yeah, I'll abuse it I'll abuse it I'll abuse it chat center skin more check
Why is it every game I have a fucking trash?
Can we just put the Lulu's in the bag or some shit?
Maybe not with Senna, but you smell me?
Hainun?
Oh yeah, Hainun Senna Mythic, I don't have that.
That's reserved for world's winners only.
It is, it is, on grump.
Why is it not in the starter item list for fighters?
My helm.
My horse!
Sally Senna!
I actually could kill that ward, no if I auto-kill auto?
No?
No.
down. Look at your attack speed. 0.67. Why did I Q? I'm going to crash out. I'm done
I'm done seeing trash on my screen
Maybe I can't trade all those
My Shen died level 1 to a Trinear.
I think I could beat the tournament level 1 with my eyes closed.
That's fine.
I feel like I need to walk up
and like Q auto them for stacks.
But I feel a bit scared.
Believe in yourself, Thresh. Flash hook him! Stop being such a pussy!
You can't have faker fucking emote and a T1 fucking Eichel and not fucking flip the game. That's crazy.
You know Karius flashing there.
It was on cd, what are you in the chat now for, for what?
I just missed my Q
Don't tell me that's a red side
Bro can you stop with your emote?
Well, Thresh, please freeze that wave and I will give you a kiss on the head.
Can you imagine though?
Can you imagine though?
I don't know how this is going. I feel like I'm probably misplaying. I think I killed
the minion.
Can you sidestep Senna Q?
Nice, someone's getting things like this.
So how did we royally fuck that up?
That was a very early mention, but, boy.
Do I go Shriff Nesputes or what?
So where's my damage?
Is he just heal man for W shield or what?
Oh shit.
He's spitting on you by the way if you wanna walk up
You gonna strip these boots? Yes or no?
They just keep blowing waves
the stress buttons work like he's actually getting spit on
I think I'm gonna go here I'm out I'm out
23 stacks, is that bad?
probably don't shit
What is he doing?
Is he playing backline Thresh?
Can you like use the bushes?
of
I've started shooting bays in there.
Huh.
I'm not dead.
Lantern, where the f**king- What is happening?
I'm getting pretty.
I guess I go through these boots.
I have no idea.
game where my top tier 2 is dead at 12 minutes. It's crazy, or am I going crazy?
My Shen is losing his init, it's 13 minutes in.
I don't know what to do. This game is unbelievable.
This game, are you looking at the same game I'm looking at?
Look at the game!
Plot's hard man.
is in my very capable hands.
Shoot first, shoot later, shoot forward, damn it.
I should just back off to the kill. I don't know why I'm trying to greet it with a terrible
flash. Crazy, yes, stridebreaker up again. What do you build third?
Well, I feel like I'm getting pretty strong, but the game is a game.
That's right, I say.
Still getting used to this hole.
I think you can't fight both ever, or else you can't click a lantern, are you fucking
where are my souls is this a no soul center or what
Can Thresh like Bro?
The game is on, okay?
You don't have to stand still.
You can play it.
I think he's just clicking on me the whole game.
He's rage kicking me
if
if
if
if
I can grant folks that solution, the rest is up to them.
A monumental gun for a monumental time.
Is it IE3rd, that's what?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah. Yeah.
I think even if I barrier, he insta kills me through it.
He has halo blades, so I'm just, I'm dead.
I think if I flash, maybe I get his flash.
It's maybe the best outcome.
Hopefully they get the break.
Yep.
You have to go forwards here.
you have to go forwards here
there's a trident in my ass right now
I feel like I'm trying to run around, but how do we know what I'm looking for?
I can't really make picks, I feel like.
Okay, I guess I buy IE now and then we hope for the best door
What do I buy next, RFC?
I feel like LDR is useless.
Or anything like that is useless.
Well, I guess I'm strong now.
The West's redemption is in my very capable hand.
good
nice, casting the skills
I feel like I've lost my top tower twice. My top tier 2 twice in 12 minutes. With one
One of them we actually won.
Yeah, okay, we are still scaling out here
I have too much damage though, I'm losing everything.
I am an extremely good shot.
What?
Do we just keep soul, I guess?
Or what?
I don't know what to build last.
What do I buy man? What do I buy?
Did I go Surf and Sink?
GA?
GA you think?
Yeah I think GA as well.
I could go Renduin's to be honest.
I think Renewin's not bad yet.
I think I need to get some humiduction, or someone needs to get some humiduction.
I think I'm doing a good job
There's a couple plenty of them, yeah?
I might keep it on or what?
I think I should sell a rapid fire for what though, for what?
Should I buy with it?
PT? I don't know.
Serpents?
Does he have lantern up or is he just f**king tapped out?
Is this Thresh f**king reported?
leech
one
My god
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
I'm going to fucking...
I'm in so much pain.
I'm in so much pain.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
How does he get an S plus for losing his tower
in 12 minutes top tier two?
What is it, bro?
What is it?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
What do you want from me, huh?
Bro, I'm like 40 games into AD Carry and I actually want to fucking go outside. It's insane.
I actually don't even want to play the- I want to go outside. It's crazy.
Nothing's ever made me want to go outside.
But playing it to carry makes me want to go outside. It's insane. I want to turn the stream off. I don't want to go outside. I
want to get an ice cream and
I want to
Fucking sniff the grass. I want to eat it. I
want to stroke the grass on my cheeks and
Then I want to
Key up again to be honest because this is really fucking stupid. I hate this fucking game. Can we stop it?
Can we stop it? What is it? The Lucian game? My top laner is getting blasted. My mid laner is getting blasted.
Absolutely unfair. The Kaisei game, I...
The Draven game...
The...
Bro, every game, every game the enemy mid jungle is literally
fucking Michael Jordan in his prime
slam dunking a fucking four-year-old in a solo lane. It's ridiculous.
Like this game I'm laning bot okay I'm two and one. My top tier three is being
hit I'm level seven. My top tier three is being hit.
We should have won that game, we should have won that game.
How did we lose that game?
It was when Rex I stole Baron where the game got sketchy.
And then there was like that mid-play where I got jinxed up, and then everyone just threw
themselves in.
I'm not gonna lie that Thresh, bro, he needs to, I hope he got a Black Friday discount on that account, I hope, I hope, for his own sake, I hope he got a Black Friday discount, because he's getting banned soon, and he's gonna have to buy another, and I hope he's got enough pocket money from his mom and dad to buy another, because that's ridiculous.
Like, he gotta be saving up right now.
He gotta be doing dishes and chores around the house to get another account, because I swear to god that one's gone soon.
Listen, I know a lot of adc sit there and they have no adhd and they play Senna and they like listen to good music and they vibe and they get souls and they farm and they hit people from a different dimension and everything's great. I can't do that. I can't. It's tweaking me out. I have to do that.
5 to 5 40 minute games, every day, 10 games, bleeding my time away.
See you in the next game.
I will be seeing you in the late game. Okay? I'm going to turn the music up.
I'm going to sit here with one hand on my bullseye, and I'm going to get souls for 30 minutes.
Ah! Ah! Tell me, Riot, what does that champion do against Sinner?
And now the enemy Thresh is going to be Keria, Worlds Finals Game 5. Watch this.
You don't think everyone likes to take Gifton much, Lover?
Challenge for my top laner, don't lose your tier 2 in 12 minutes, that's the challenge
today.
If you lose your tier 1 in 12 minutes, it's already a better start.
Is that like a ghost? Against Olaf?
You're dead either way. Okay, we'll watch this, buddy. Watch this.
I'm not sure.
Jay Stungle.
In the big 26, we're playing Jay Stungle.
Really.
I'll get down now, ain't that the way of the west?
Welcome to summer 3.
Yo-oh-oh.
Me-ee-ee.
The west one has to pass.
As do the west one.
There's a lesson in that, I reckon.
The west one has a lesson as do the lesson in it.
There's a lesson in that, I reckon.
Use the hunt monsters.
Now, I still hunt monsters.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of damage.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh
yeah you didn't kill him yeah come on
He's gonna flash flaming, this is you baby, that's you.
Oh
What something in me
That's super worth look at the wave I'm gonna get the cannon
Does my Q- I'm gonna kill myself in game.
I'm gonna run it down.
That's ridiculous.
My Q does 30 damage.
Really?
Yo, do a leap, yo, dub your music, but we gotta go to the next song ASAP.
Come on now.
Oh, my queen.
Put it up.
Oh my queen!
Put it up.
I don't know what just happened.
I want you to make me feel
the
The West's Reduction is my very capable hero.
There's like cancel all my auto attacks. I'm so confused
Oh
What
What
Bro, can you fucking suck it?
What is your obsession with my line?
Did he just aura check me or what?
I'll see Senna, it's good.
I should have read my senna once and now
Ya come on
Oh, yeah, more.
Yo, hit his ass!
Yo, hit his ass!
Why do half of these stupid items have fucking AP on them?
Why does static shape have AP on it?
Why?
Why?
Why do I have to buy a fucking aether whisper to native gary?
Why does rageblade have an AP on it?
Why do I have to sit callister with an ampoule?
Can we just fucking fix these items?
hybrid items. Okay well, all the AD carry champions by them. So who's
fucking hybriding them?
I want a longsword. I like longswords. Longswords can be going.
Now that was close.
one
one
one
one
Hmm, sinking emoji.
can you that's fucking rat knot?
I
Sally I'm gonna fucking break your
I can be friends W
I
How did I
Well, there's a deathfire touch or what?
I was shipped on the tower.
I'll take the stream key, take the house, take the watch, take the kids, take the dog,
everything fucking hell bro I'm your biggest rat
I'm not gonna follow you
Ratsy get it
The front team is on to get-
VAS!
Maybe I should have run back bot.
I don't know, it's just natural to run mid after bot tier 1 dead.
Your pig is red!
just fuck me fuck me sideways
I hope we lose this game, I hope we lose this game.
This chase does not deserve to win, I am so close to making it my sole duty to make him
lose this game. Like I feel like one of those anime characters who finds his
destiny I found it you you're my destiny your defeat screen is my destiny
I wish I wasn't streaming.
This Jayce would have a fun time.
I don't want to press any buttons. I'm so done. I'm so done
It's so I'm so it's it's it's it's so like I don't care if someone runs it down
I don't care if you lose your top tier 2 in lane in 10 minutes
I don't care if you're getting gapped by your phone roll. I don't care. I actually I'm gonna play the game no matter what
I'm gonna try my best. It's when these fucking freaks. I don't know if extreme snipers or something
Just start intentionally like ruining my game
I don't have a good work as done.
Don't you want me? Like I want you, baby.
I'm still getting used to this sort of angel thingy.
I can grant folks absolutely.
DDDDDD
I thought it was hexfushing.
I'm locked.
I don't have it enough though.
I think this Olaf is gonna run at me, breathe on me and I'm gonna die to air.
Well, I hope you win, 3B1 Top.
Nice.
Nice.
GG.
Jace just DM'd me and told me that he bought his account secretly.
Guys, I swear to god, he DM'd me that he bought his account, we should really really really punish that.
He said he got it on an eBay Black Friday deal, I swear. Where's bought account?
That's disgusting. That is disgusting.
I'm not unleashing. I'm not unleashing.
I just think, listen, I'm not a doctor, I'm not a doctor, 900 games, 49% in rate, same
place as you started, don't give up, keep going, you will make it, keep taking your
AD carries farm, you are the carry, 800 games are proof that you will carry the game, so
keep taking AD carries farm, keep flaming in chat and keep blaming your team, because
900 more games and you will go up 10 LP. Maybe. Maybe. I believe in you.
Chat, how can you play ADC? How can you do it? How? Tell me the secret. What's the secret sauce?
Please, please.
I feel like there was one game today where I could have won the game even though my team was in team, and I didn't win, and it was this one.
I think we could have won that game probably.
I feel like every other game, I feel like my champ just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Is there like a champ that is good at suffering?
I feel like doing any crime
Is actually kind of fun. No joke. I feel like playing top lanes kind of fun, mids fun, jungles fun, support is fun
It carries not fun. It's so not fun. Oh my god
What an awful role
Okay, I've decided I've found a new strat.
I've found a new strat.
I'm just going to push the lane.
All game.
I'm going to play a champ that pushes.
Then I'm just going to push.
And if my jungler pings me once to help them, I will flash over the wall to get that grump.
I will literally I will literally sacrifice my entire game to make my
jungler win. I've decided. I know how to win. I've actually
disseminated it all in my head. I've just I've just sat down like Kimi Antonelli
in my car and I've driven the whole track. I've just driven the whole track
right now in my head.
I've just driven the track.
I'm in my mind palace.
Look at your role performance on DPM, you have 100% win rate on every other role.
Yeah, because I can actually play other roles.
3 wins, top 2 wins, support 1 win, jungle 1 win, fill me more, just fill me, as much
as you want, just fill me up, I will play that role and I will gap, like this game
I got filled top, I just blasted top lane, well else I got filled, yeah getting filled
jungle is kind of free, mid lane fill is kind of free, like okay this Senna is gonna regret
queuing up, I'm about to do some unspeakable things to this guy, don't, yo I'm sorry buddy
You should dodge. You're against Sally. Sally, when he's angry.
Chowich skin, arthegore fair. Yeah. Yeah.
Why am I fucking tense you on my team or what?
Why am I getting chogats?
DDDDDDDD We need to fix the map overlay it's unwatchable
wait seriously
listen carlos signs love you lots next song
next song
next song
now this is a bad moment to fall from master
uh... nope
now we're talking
yeah
actually songs can't overrated
No.
Mmmmmmmm... No.
Mmmmmmmmm... Not, not Randall.
Yeah, pretty bitch, that's what I'm feeling.
the citizens of Piltova and I will see the map cover really that bad
welcome to summer's red
there we go that's not bad I still believe
I'm against fucking so not 80 carry I must always be three-step stronger you will win
this game you will carry I will make sure of it
You have karma push fault trust me
I think I stunned off him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No one of my teams died yet.
All the lanes are looking good.
My radar says four humans on my team.
Holy.
Wait.
A true professional is always aware of her surroundings.
And Cajal?
What?
Fuck.
The one time I don't know push.
I will not tolerate lawlessness.
Sheebel.
I'm giving everything for you.
Everything.
My whole life for you.
I will give my life
It's kind of a scuff base
No, at least I get refillable.
I should have gotten boots maybe and bought refillable.
I don't know, I want some gold, I just came back from base to the fist fight, I don't want
insta base hit the minion
You're a freak.
I
I
the
Everything's my jungler. I will push for you.
Well, would you look at that?
plane's losing and the sky is blue.
And the way I planned.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Not my intentions.
yeah
one
so no q range needs to be looked at through
Okay, there's a plan that I have which is perma push but now now I'm gonna do the next step
I'm gonna ward now I'm gonna ward yeah I'm getting better
I'm gonna take another step and I'm restarting from the ground up
You can kill them by doing
are you fucking kidding
Oot what? So now she's gonna block it then.
I think I'll keep the tower alive.
I'm gold, I'm gold, you kill her right there, it works like that, yeah, mwah, mwah, huh?
So shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up no no no no no I could take on this
whole chat in 1v1s and I wouldn't lose once not once would I lose I could 1v1 19,000 people
and come out nineteen thousand zero
for real
is that a red bull challenger what
i won the one my entire chat
Now I'm having the old pearl life!
and he can kill you with spree
that's okay
your faker slower thanks for the raid
Get him Tenshi. Go Tenshi, go!
fucking
Plus 25
I feel like
They are just out healing my damage.
Dig it it out!
Bro, can you fucking suck on it?
TEN SHE EATED!
EAT TEN SHE EATED!
You're so...
I ate and lost...
I swear that I told you it was lost cause...
How do your feasts might and lose to a Graves?
I don't know what's happening.
You know what I mean? Timber is my fucking elo.
I knew you would do that.
I'm playing AD carry.
I'm yelling Timber!
My team is trash!
no they're not they're doing great
oh 10 she's on the board
I have a nice vision.
Can you miss?
Not by a long shot.
A true professional wants to be in.
It's so fun.
no i can't yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Beep beep beelily, beelily.
Where's my meatway?
With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride!
Anivia's here!
Oh, that pixel!
I started off the day, positive, belief, I end the day with no fate.
the
from the long arm of the law
no from the step of my right
what?
I'm addicted to watching people take my minions. I swear to god it's my fetish. I love it
It's like I'm in a chair and I get to watch them take my wave
Take it take the wave take the whole wave take all of it
I can watch you take my wave and then they can take my LP. It's a double combo. It's like we're building a fucking cheeseburger
How is there a Kasante behind me?
What?
Do we have wards on the map or am I just blind?
You ruined the song.
Should I go this one?
I'm super feeded, by the way.
Watch me!
Stands the night away!
Well, they're gonna get burned.
situation. A good investigator always remains calm.
Boom, headshot!
Clearly, she has truly infinite.
Hardly what I'd call a defense.
However, I think I never make it.
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having fun.
is for friends who do stuff together you is for you and me and is for anyone and
anything at all down here in the deep blue sea
The smallest clue in breaker case
Faker wait Faker
I am not hilt of his dog, I like prince people, no one else.
of
you want to take my kill my wave my everything
Oh, what a great song, one of the greatest, one of the greatest ever made, one of the
greatest ever do it.
Yeah
You're worth!
Make him go!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
the light
Where's my damn rat?
This all comes with inside of you.
Yo this healing reduction is fucking fake, it's fake.
take a spark
should i go serpents should i go serpents
i'm gonna do it i think
aaaaaaah let's first
Steal it, steal it Tenshi! Steal it! Over the wall!
I'm not a good king.
I'm not a good king.
I
Grag
You just fucking
I think I should go Mercurial next, or?
No, I'm gonna go BT.
I look for you.
That must have happened.
of
I
My top laner should be singing the song to me.
I feel like I might need a QSS to skin.
We need to stop chasing this Akali this is crazy
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys please
fuck, i don't have my alchemy bt
All right, we're back again another seven item game Jesus fuck
Please don't hit me with a CC in one shot me please.
Sorry bogeying next song.
Bye!
You can travel the world out!
I don't need my I don't mean I don't need minions any anymore
Nice. We lost the game. Nice. Nice. We just lost the game. That's it. We just lose.
That's it. That's it. Gregus fights Cassante. Dies. GG. GG. GG. GG. That's it. GG. That's
it.
50 minute game again, one dumbfuck dies, game's over.
I don't know, I don't know, I feel like if I don't try and fight them, then all that happens is we're 5v2 and there's end of game.
Isn't that just what happens if we don't fight?
So I have to like, step up a bit and hit them.
I'd say I've been hit them and then I cancel like one auto and then I'm dead anyway
I mean maybe I could have killed Cassante but the game's just over anyway
Oh my god this shit drives me crazy it drives me insane
It drives me insane I'm going crazy I'm going skit so I'm losing my mind
I'm losing my mind I can't do it yet
Alright I'mma piece it I'mma piece it I'mma piece it I'm never playing any carry again
Quote me on that
We're gonna play mid lane for now and fuck this stupid ass roll whoever plays it is a
a fucking masochist and fucking is a little bitch as well stupid fucking role
all right see you guys tomorrow maybe some foresight tomorrow something peace
shout the lurkers bitters gifters shatters resubmers have a rest your
day night morning even around the world no place for for tomorrow or maybe we'll
play um what day is it tomorrow Thursday we could do out a while DLC as well
Anyway, peace out chat, all the love, thanks for hanging out.
Bye!
Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye!
That was a sad day for games.