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Uh, yo, I can't get the mic to work.
Am I stupid?
I can't get the mic to work.
It was working yesterday.
What happened?
It just says like...
Oh, wait, maybe I'll fix it.
I don't get it.
Okay, it's coming through on the system thing.
Wait, am I breathing the mic?
Sorry.
It's coming through on the device, but it's not being registered on the PC.
Hmm.
I think I'm missing a cable somewhere.
Or I'm stupid.
both of those things are true. But how did it work last time then? Maybe it's routed
to the speaker or what? I don't get it. It's not picking up anywhere.
I should be in a wind tunnel, no, it's probably just me breathing.
Am I stupid?
Okay.
Look, let me show you.
Help me, chat, help me.
Yeah, it must be in the USB, ah, ah, ah, ah, wait, wait, it's like I used to do tech support
when I was a kid, I'm literally a guru on tech stuff, wait, it has to be that the USB
is missing, that's just the law here, boom, and then, boom, wait, boom.
Oh my god, bro, Sally just knows. Sally, no, listen.
Okay, okay, wait a minute. Did he cook? Is it working or what? Okay, let's try this real
quick as a little test because I think I know the problem but we'll just test it but I think
it's fixed I can fix it is is the mic delayed okay ready how delayed is it is
it delayed how delayed three two one three two one three two one is there
like a tiny bit of MS there it's no delay but it's quiet yeah
It's not noticeable?
Oh my gosh, okay.
Alright, chat, we're back.
We're back for day two. Sorry for being a little late.
Tomorrow I'll be here way earlier.
Now, question. Were you watching the CS?
Because my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
That was pretty fucking legendary, but the mic is still too quiet.
Okay, is that better? Wait. Wait, now I'm...
Wait, there we go, that's better. Okay, now it should be louder, now it should be louder.
Now it should be louder. True or false? It's not? What?
Well, at least now people know if they have their headset on backwards, that that was the left ear I was talking in.
So if that was going in your right ear, your headset's probably on backwards.
Oh my god, I have to sing again, I don't hear the sound.
Do you hear the in-game sound?
It's probably a really loud view.
i'm guessing it was really loud for you
is it fixed?
Okay, okay, how was the T1 food, okay, there's no there's no catering on Sundays, there's
It's okay to be on Sundays.
No, I got food, I got food.
Chat, I have a question, it's important.
If I Q mid AD,
do I have a higher chance of getting Aegis of Valor than if I Q mid jungle,
because jungle is a priority role?
I do, right?
I think I do. Did you meet any players?
You know, the light in here is so low.
No, I was speaking to...you know, the light makes me look like I'm dead.
my eyes are just like black shadows what the f**k
all right Chad there's a couple things we gotta look at we gotta talk about
because I think this news we'll cover it real quick we'll cover it so the
eSports Nations Cup has been going on right now and teams have been fighting
to try and qualify to the main event so the online qualifiers have been
happening. Right? So in EU West, a couple teams have lost. Team UK has been knocked
out. Team UK got knocked out by Italy and Switzerland. So they're gone. They're
out. Team Belgium with Wipo and Niski is if they lose to Portugal, they're out. If
they lose here, they're out. So they need to be really careful because Germany and
Netherlands are rolling. Perks' team is out. So Croatia with Perks, Joppa, Sacre, they're
out. They lost to Serbia and Hungary. So they're gone. They're out of the
nation's cup, which surprises me a lot. They lost to Serbia and Hungary. I guess
they have chatty and blurs or they're pretty good
um so yeah perks is gone team uk is gone it's crazy they played for one day
one day it is so much hype they played one day and they're out that's it gg
the runs over that's crazy wait it's still so bright the mic delay is noticeable
IML really how noticeable is Baos in the tournament yes he is I can fix the mic
delay I'll fix the mic delay before MSI starts I'll fix it I look like such a
a rat it's crazy
i kinda need like the problem is and i'll tell you the problem
the problem is
the reason i look like a rat is because of the lighting
i don't have a light behind the screen which will make it so the lights coming
at me from the face
i only have light above me so the lights going down on my face
so it's casting a shadow down my face
and i look like a fucking
i don't like a fucking freak
Tomorrow when everyone's back in T1 office, I'll get some lights behind. I keep trying to adjust my glasses
I don't have them on. I'll get some I'll get some lights to behind the screen. So I look a lot more human
Which T1 players you've been talking to a secret pro secret
Just know that I've been sharing some of my hidden pocket picks with them and telling them some crazy threats
see now pike ban silas pick into nought, what are the chances that silas support?
i don't know what that means i'm sorry i can't i can't read that
please be silas mid please i'm begging you
i'm begging you
I was also trusting my genre to pick an AP champion 5 here.
Yeah, Atty's with me.
The power of Atty's here.
Which is nice.
Uh, fuck.
Fuck, what was that song called?
Chad, that was a song.
Got it.
You hear the music, right?
Actually, why am I playing this early? I'm in a diamond lobby.
I don't know if I should be curious. I feel like everyone in Korea is asleep still
They're either hungover because it's Saturday night or they're not in queue yet because it's it's it's early
It's 5 p.m. But everyone queues at like 9
Why is he blocked me now or what?
I don't know.
What do you mean I don't know?
Is he lying?
Is action passive magic damage?
Well I think this level 1 to 2 I'm not supposed to be able to lane.
And he would not make much sense if I could lane here.
and the Mimi's
I think I'm supposed to just get fisted early.
Oh my god.
Okay, first game of the day, chill out.
to be honest I'm kind of I would say my farm is pretty good I'm just I think in
In these neutral wave states, I need to be careful of his E.
The chat is all over the screen, I didn't even realize.
I don't know how much damage this guy can do.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
not bad not too shabby the music is pretty fucking ass but I'm not gonna
complain too much
Hmm, top wave is gigafrozen.
What?
Should I have like helped him more?
I'm confused. He wasn't like spam pinging. I thought...
I didn't know you could get executed in 2026.
Is the game cooked now or what?
What? Wait, oh the tower doesn't counter what? Because it's not a tier 2, a tier 1? Or whatever.
The fuck? Does the tower not count? That's crazy.
fuck, I want to cancel his base
fuck i want base but i don't think i can
oh god
well i followed the call
oh nice try
hmm
Could have played it a little bit better. I think I should flash out and then Ian
Okay, my Nidalee is feeding the game.
This Bard is also completely disgusting to play against.
I cannot trade, oh my god
He has red buff and Kraken
She bowled
bro my whole team is getting fisted
My AD carry is strong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, their jungle support is kinda cooking my ass and now I just cooked my ass myself.
My smolder is useless, but I think they will put action bot and I'm gonna get fucking
like shit against action this is in w he just one shots me and dead
he's looking for me
my genre is getting so little killed
im done
ooooooo my top is f**k
oh my god
I just have to wait till Blade and then hope I can gary somehow.
That could be an action here.
Okay, well, I failed and it kind of made it so I didn't fail.
Yeah, I got the gold for my item now.
All right, lock in.
Oh god.
Well, this game is still unplayable, but...
I'm just dying to his fucking thorn meal or what
And I nearly left the game or what
How did he solo kill top 6 times, take 2 towers in fucking 15 minutes?
How did he do that?
Explain it.
How did he solo kill top 6 times, take 2 towers in fucking 15 minutes?
How did he do that?
Explain it.
I don't need to stack on.
How much is he gonna slow me by the way?
How many meeps does Bard have?
Slow, slow, slow.
I'm just gonna go LBR I think.
I'm best I'd have to fucking use this rat
Should I even buy shield though? Maybe I should just go shield though LDR
but I feel like they should have died there
There's an action here for sure.
Yeah, I can't abide this item, because I feel like I'm useless at it.
He's not done the refighting.
It's like, I don't have ult.
Oh, I think I missed everything.
I just go, I think you can just go full glass kind of what
Fucking heal.
Oh my god, he's in there.
This Unbesa is disgusting.
What is even happening?
What is even happening?
What?
What?
That Cassanti just ran everyone down and killed them all.
I don't know how my ambassador is missing every wolf, that is crazy to be honest.
My embezzles are taking out my windows.
We just need one human fight.
Yeah, keep taking golden lidley.
You will scale in a bit more I think.
just get the cannon that's all you have to do
He's on the loose again.
Maybe we scale till tomorrow, because they're going to get Mountain Soul right now.
Do you think I can only go on Cassante?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Well, Cassante is back to life.
I mean the smolder or other
How do you miss your hook man, I don't know everyone's a fucking pig absolute interest man
We're all fucking pigs just go next oink oink my top jungle word disgusting
My top jungle word disgusting
Is that a loss mitigated because my jungler just fucking disconnected from the game
I don't get it, how did I play a game last night and win?
And I was playing versus 200 and 500 LP players.
And now I'm in D3 games, oops, actually maybe I wasn't in that high of a game.
I thought that the lobby that I was in was master tier like humans, not humans, but...
Now I wake up today and MMR readjusted to trash low or what?
We'll find to find a good playlist.
This is actually driving me kind of crazy with this playlist.
Let's send me a playlist. Let me see what he liked.
Okay this is Reckless's playlist. Let's see what it is.
Alright I need to start carrying harder.
Did you watch the major last night? Hell yeah.
I'm not tired, I'm not tired. It's the lighting. I said this in the silent stream. The lighting is awful.
My eyes are gonna look really silly.
I think...
Oh fuck off, Jarvan support.
Against Resh. Like, do these people, like, use their brain cells?
Resh counters Jarvan. Jungle. Now you're playing it support.
We see more the Kaiser, thank you Shen.
I think I need to make a notepad and write down my champs.
like what the fuck am I against I shouldn't think it's too deep I think
I think Ryze kinda cooks their whole comp.
I got my Ryze.
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I got the wrong runes.
Have you seen Phantasmus 4K LP?
Yeah, I have seen that.
I don't know what Riot's goal is.
I don't really understand Riot's goal.
Like they've challenger 10 years ago was 600 or 700 LP, in 2026 challenger is 2000 LP,
the cutoff for challenger is 2000 LP, actually it's 2100 LP, who in their right mind has
the time to grind 2,000 deltie like they've made it so disturbingly like
ridiculous to achieve like yeah I don't understand why did they can't can they
like uninflated I know it sounds very silly to say that maybe
Okay, I've never lained or played vs Shyvana before in the new Shyvana, so I have no idea
what's going on.
but it looks like she needs to run at me with her W up and then it exploded in my face
I should be more patient
Nice, I cannot walk up and die at Shyvana and I'm gonna walk up and die at the Mordekaiser.
Like, why is she pinging to fight? I have no mana, I should just mute her and just play.
And now every lane is lost.
Oh my god.
I'm doing a good job of it.
What I even do this game?
He has to crash it, maybe I can get my Kiana kill.
Can he go from bush to bush?
He cons, right?
The enemy bot lane is 6-0 and nothing has happened like the enemy bot lane is 7-0
like what what what the fuck is this
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It is what it is.
Some games can win, some games can't win.
I think this game is a tri-win.
Okay, there he goes, very nice.
I'm just getting fisted.
I'm not gonna kill Teemo, are you?
Surely she wouldn't set threat.
Alright, it was Jarvan.
I don't know why I'm ahead of this Kiana.
Maybe it can win.
I think my Ashe can like fucking do his homework at this point because he ain't entering bot lane.
Hmm.
I feel like they're all inting but like I don't know everyone's inting you know what I mean
Don't EQ him please, he will just... oh fuck off Ash.
He's too tanky maybe.
He's 12-0 in 11 minutes, like that has to be reportable or something, right?
What
She has an 85 stack Colored mid-12.
Hmm
Maybe there's a chance this game
This guy is actually ragebathing.
I'm getting triggered, and I'm ending.
I'm getting triggered. This guy is pinging that he needs his bot quest, so he's staying
bot. Like, how mentally ill are you? His ghost, his quest is literally fucking one
minute from completing, and he wants to sit in bot. Just go far mid so I can push the
the side lane. Like this is so pathetic. She has a scout slingshot at minute 15 burst
The Vory Essence Reaver almost IE Lucian.
Like, what in the fuck is that?
Oh my god, how am I missing so many Qs?
i could have gotten the sketchy
Well, I'll probably die with what I'm doing.
I think I would die this quickly though.
Does she have a slow? Well, I guess she does go slow, yeah.
Why am I even flashing?
It's your name Sparky because you dreamed of being an electrician as a kid.
Yeah.
That's exactly it.
Okay, that works for me.
I guess my Ash just mind control baited them all the way to the fucking nexus and just
killed them.
hold on a minute then I guess we're playing versus DK
I think we can win
Fucking Teemo red.
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Well, I tried to shatter you but it pinged me to death and now you're dead.
Where are you dead?
Well my Seraph's some cool down and he probably has a Cull him too.
Okay, that's a champ.
My jungler is carrying.
Okay, Neil just died.
What is this music?
This music is perfect music for when your bot lane goes 0-20 in 20 minutes record breaking
slingshot vs 3 items.
My Razzled I guess is just perma-scaring delusion when the Thresh gets engaged on.
Alright we won a game that I thought was Giga lost, I think I need to, I think I have
a very unhealthy way of, when the game feels lost I feel like I make it losing even faster.
I should, I'm too negative.
I'm too negative. I don't know if it's because I'm getting older.
Not bad.
Where's Ryze on solo Q win rate?
It's number, it's C plus.
This Zoe champ is never getting through draft by the way.
Does Lissandra counter Katarina? Or does she just buy Merc Treads and then eat me up?
should go Galeo into Katarina? Is that good? Galeo into Katarina?
Akali, really, it's losing into Akali. I mean, Lissandra is doing good as well.
Okay, what about Talon mid? What the fuck do I play into Talon mid?
day. Yo Anonymous, thank you for the five gifts and much love. Much love. Sorry, I'm
kind of, the stream is just kind of like me playing solo queue. I'm just kind of
trying to full focus. I want to see if I can climb this week to see what I can
peek at real quick. I really think TF is a fucking good champ. It's just, I don't
Benford. I think this game I'll play Ari. Wukong Hecarim diving in, Blitzcrank Jace.
i don't know if it's jay's top or not, that's the scary thing
i play my re
now he picks silas, yeah, so i would
walk into some dog shit
do people play ari in the silas?
no they do play at night
what is MSI start? MSI starts
in seven days
caps goes malagdans lich bean
Nemesis goes deathfire towards each ring.
It's crazy to me that in the ENC qualifiers,
UK is out and Croatia is out.
That is so weird to me.
It's like, they were hyped up for a long time
and now they're just gone?
That's, oh my god.
Level 1 ganking bot on Silas
Like, I swear, Korea, I've never seen so much fighting level 1 in my life
levels up from the six minions
I think they are going to roam mid with blitzcrank.
There's no way you just die there.
Oh my god, he didn't.
Blitzcrank is here.
I have to be so careful, if I get hooked I'm just dead.
Why does someone write here one last game, question mark cooked?
What mean cooked?
Where's the California girls at? I'm in focus mode.
I mean, it works for me, he's gonna lose a lot of minions, maybe he's kinda cooked for
him.
Try to just push this in base.
buttons. Oh my god, I'm getting into it. I can time the level up here.
I can't help you like chain feeding
Okay, you're smirking.
Should I go Deathfire touch for...
I'm gonna go Mad Ignance.
Hmm, I was gonna say, can I lane gank bot here?
I think there's a world I can play in ganked bot there.
I'm not bad.
should I go lich ping?
I'll go CDR boots.
this game is gonna be painful
I think it's W. Do you have W or am I just boosted?
I think he just used W, so maybe I'm inting.
You
what?
Senna support
What do you build after leech pain?
I think you go chovy belt right?
Maybe I'll just go Reviton's.
I'm thinking trophy belt is good this game though
Like I need to stop it, I need to stop it, I need to stop it, I need to stop it.
Like what is here? What is there? What is there? What is there that is worth clicking for?
So far that's negative damage.
now we're scrimmaging
I'm really thankful
Nice one is kind of broken.
Bro, Korea is so weird. They could click Baron right now, the enemy team, but they don't.
Just click the fight
Oh god.
Yeah
Yeah, I think we can end this game.
This game is going to be won before.
Why is there a chain in the bush?
I feel so broken but there are 80 carries, 19 kills broken.
I kind of want to give Drake, but I feel like they're just gonna run into him die if I go top
I'm going to do a backflip
They are so low, it's ridiculous.
they're so fucking low
No, he's dead, please don't die.
What the fuck is this, like seriously?
What seriously like what what is this disgusting fucking pig gameplay
Of course he has QSS.
How is he there?
Oh my god, I hate this server, I hate it, I hate it.
My bot lane again is 20, that's per math, getting insta giga gapped.
oh please defend the base the game is winnable I swear
yes the mode that now because I'm fucking ping-pointing like a fucking I don't
know what this means just getting banned ASAP getting banned oh my god it's
career that bad yes it is it is I don't know maybe I'm just unlucky but this last
game my bot lane is enemy AD carries 20 kills and now again my bot lane enemy
20 kills. I don't understand what you want me to do. Like what fucking ritual do you want me to do where my bot lane actually like this game was the one game where my bot lane was kind of human but then my jungler and my top were just mentally ill.
Like you roll the dice and one of your teammates will be disgusting. Like that's just a fact. They will be an absolute rat.
Absolutely red.
I think mid lane is going fine.
I think this last three games were just unlucky.
solo queue you have to I remember Tyler once Korean trip it was horrendous oh
my god aegis Valor filled supports just let me just care I will solo carry this
game and I will get rewarded so hard for it oh my god bot lane role let me teach
these fucking Korean kids a thing or two about bot lane you're about to witness
history you're about to win this fucking greatness let me barred he fucking
watch this. Now we can change the fucking music up a little bit. Give me my Bart. If
they first pick Bart, I'm gonna take this next flight back to UK and kill myself in
again. GG, GG, Aegis of Valor, give me the LP. We are so back. We have never been so
back.
Okay that's a small problem.
Nice, we have a lot of damage on our team to kill Cassante right now.
Oh my god enemy team comp is so Korean and mine is so not Korean.
should we go ignite or heal?
they have Mundo to Silas
oh go heal, fuck it
Lee Sin Ezreal is Korean, yeah but they have Orianna fucking Cassante and they have Silas
oh, just win the game Mark, just win the fucking game
full chopped ass I can't
I'm gonna die.
Diabless, my AD carry, GG.
GG and he's about to get a taste of Sally.
I'm not listening to that.
Okay, last hitting is definitely not our strongest point.
Yeah, that's my bar.
Yeah, shall we go on bars?
Should I go Mikael's first item or what?
Why the fuck is that guy there?
Yeah, this is going to be a Sally master class this game.
Just press barrier!
I need to make more on the map, I need to make more on the map, I need to make more
more on the map, you're good, there's probably a J-stopper
GG, Poppif!
Me and Diablo, ay! Me and Diablo, we, we, we play bot lane together. We! Okay?
Don't go deadmans and swifties bro. I'll do whatever the fuck I want buddy. This is my
My mouse and keyboard love yours.
Help
How are we getting Doven by the way?
What?
Someone at Riot made that champ.
They typed those numbers and those abilities into a game and made it happen.
That's crazy to me.
And no one told him to stop.
bro what are we doing
Now carry us air particles are in the air somewhere just gotta I gotta and then I can lock in
Is it a fraction of a percent of the barge skill please?
Yep, we got him, nice.
Diable you're crazy with it
What?
Did they double TP bot or what?
Oh no, he killed him with S.R.W.
Oh no, listen!
Me and this tower have history!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Yo!
yo that's gonna be my bad listen that's on me
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa my back hey
any she bowled I'm sorry
Chad what support do I buy now?
I'll buy Mikael's.
Oh my god I did not just do that.
I'm sorry Lee Sin.
I'm sorry.
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Diablo Diablo I got you okay me I got you okay
Me and you! Me and you!
Annie, Sheebaal, yo, Diablo, me and you, yeah? Diablo? Yeah? You did save me, right? What the fuck?
and t and t and t and t and t and t what what no need focus
I'm gonna need y'all to lock it in please because some of this gameplay well ain't that about to be you know what I'm sayin'?
Nice we win that!
No smite, nold. I forced both.
Bro, what are these fucking...
What are these like?
YouTube tutorial songs.
You're crabby, why are you there, Burr?
That's where I'm clicking.
Yeah, I would run away from my bar too, haha the aura, holy.
What?
Oh yes, Aegis of Valor, give it to me.
Give it to me, baby.
Oh, LP2, what does that mean?
Plus 60, yeah.
Yeah.
Is there coffee in the T1 building?
Hey, Deagon got married! Hell yeah, Deagon! Hell yeah, Deagon! Deagon married! Wwww, big
congrats
Fuck what's the password to the t1 Wi-Fi?
Bro, it's so insane to me that Rank 1 EUS is 4K LP.
Like it's gonna make me crash out again.
KLP are you kidding
They're gonna play CS no no
I'm not talking as much during the game, because I'm trying to focus.
4K LP and what?
In the EU West, bro.
In the EU West.
Like look at Korea, Korean solo queue.
1800 cutoff.
Pretty high.
2.8.
Yeah, okay.
Let's look at EU West.
What the fuck
Bro the server is completely chopped it just is why is this kind of sins I'll play a lot
Nano. He plays Akali. For how many games am I gonna have to play to get like...
So Nemesis called Challenger in 480 games. Give or take. Cause he hit Challenger like
a day before he left. Here challenger a day before he left, 480 games. We'll save 450
even if we want to be safe and shave it off the top. I have 30 days in Korea. Actually
have 29. That's rough. Unless I have a crazy win rate. I don't
if I can climb that high I think this game I should go spell book
if you grind super hard you'll make it all reckless how many games did he play
He played 650.
Well here challenger and he just started like for fun a bit probably in playing
Whatever because he only had a few days left, but even that to give or take is 500 games
nice I thought I was against Jay Smith bro fuck this shit I'm against
Gragas mid with ignite electrocute don't look Velia
Wait, Velia's 2.3k. Velia's chilling, bro. I don't know why no LEC teams picked him
up yet. He's literally fucking frying the ladder. He probably had an unlucky lose streak,
But he's 56.2.3k.
I forgot I'm playing in Korea.
Now the problem is, I'm playing Spellbook vs Dragasmid, which is actually not good, because
I won't do damage to him now.
Like first chase it's fine because I'm not really trading, but against this guy it's
like ideal if I can trade a bit.
But now I can't really trade on Teng that hard.
So I guess my goal should be to just push the lane or what?
Well, the funny part is everyone through a challenger climb in EU, how long would that
I think EU is 4K LP rank 1.
Like who has time for that shit?
or what he's just jumping in my face?
This guy is getting his fucking ass handed down.
Okay, well my TP was fucking useless but let's hit.
No, you're not laning.
i will make sure my bot lane wins this game
what
okay well that backfired pretty hard
Ah, it was too much that bot dive.
It's a game.
Am I getting ganked by Nautilus?
the
game is slipping
It's Kregas has three kills now.
i'm so stupid
I need gold
I'm gonna make some shots
He kills me
I think I'm overcommentating way too hard.
actually just
Does Gregas flash kill me here?
Why does he do that? Why does he do that?
Why doesn't he just wait for me to stun him
and then ult? Why is he trolling?
Okay, well, that guy's trolling too.
This game is so fucking stupid
Fuck me
He waited with my stun card before he ulted.
I just, I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm a pig.
My pig and I should be oinking.
Oh, Doran!
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Hey Joe Marsh 50 gifted yo, thank you so much
You're fucking crazy much love though much much love
hey no kicking me out this time deal hey listen I'm a new man
I'm a new man now
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the check your emails up
50 gifted is the severance pay, what?
say in chat he said welcome back to T1 can't make any promises nice I'm gonna
kick that
nice
but if you eat a sub on the main roster Joe give me two weeks and you can hit me
up. Make sure Doublelift behaves when he arrives next door to you. Wait, my next door neighbor
is going to be Doublelift? For fuck's sakes. Oh, for fuck's sakes. You're telling me, you're
telling me that with me, Untara and Doublelift all next to each other, there's a collective
age of 180 years of years old in three rooms? What is this? A retirement home? The fuck is
that? What are we doing? And you're 120 of those years? Okay. Wait, Untara's younger
than me. What the fuck? He's December 31st, 96. I'm March 19th, 96. What the fuck? I'm
like seven months older than him. No way I look like 20 years younger because I
look like a fucking 15 16 year old bro. I don't know what happened to my face
why isn't it aging? I can't even grow a beard on the sides of my face why isn't
it aging? Every time I go to buy something in the shop they always I deem me.
I can only grow hair here and here that's it. I can't grow hair here. I can't grow here
But maybe the only thing I'm hoping is it if I when I get to if I get the 40 or 50 that like
There's not like a day where I just wake up and I just look like I'm 80 and I just get trolled my whole life
like it's got a it's got a slowly translating to something good, right?
Now is this Azir mid?
Thinking emoji.
Or are we going to get ragebid into blamers like Azir top or some shit?
Cause I could pick Akali right now and it kind of fucks.
Or I could just play TF.
I'll play my Akali.
go ask the question, wait, really?
Well, if you stop spamming, I would have seen it.
Let me see.
Do you play Riftbound?
I dabble, I dabble.
I played two games in my whole life,
but I've got a pretty good collection.
I wouldn't say I play Riftbound, though, no.
But if you play Riftbound, I will kick your ass in that game.
if that's what you're inting at here i will kick your ass
just tell me what to do and how to do it and i will do it
you smell me?
there's a riftbound game upstairs at ten p.m. you should pop in nine got no deck
i got no deck
my deck's kinda shit
i have a deck
yo who is it upstairs is it like the fucking g2 boys or what are they fucking
predicted the riff bound. Yo, is it LS? Oh man, I haven't seen LS in sh** in hell, when
was the last time I saw LS? The last time I saw LS was World 2022, I think the last
I'm a Sorreless. Maybe? Or 23.
Should I have one ignite in this lane chat?
Can't type all text you. Alright, cool.
You know, like an 18 year old in his 30s, you know, when I first heard that from many people, I took it as an insult.
But now I kind of take it as a compliment.
Well, I should have pretty good value this game.
I'm playing Akali vs. Xin Zhao Azir, which is kind of nice actually.
I just need to make sure that I don't end the game level 1.
Okay, well that was close.
He's wall hugging me to try and poke the level 1.
Normally the strat on Akali is to go behind them and then click here and just proc-elect
you in their face.
I'm playing Grasp Azir.
So that's kind of cringe.
He has bone plating as well, so I don't know if my kill threat is that high.
Okay, he has grasp.
Well, Graspazir is not doing any damage, but it is being annoying as fuck.
I've never played vs Graspazir.
Nice, my bot lane is in T-Rain.
This guy refuses to last hit.
Yes, do you see that? I swear loads of Korean players do this
In EU they would just fight me for the wave
But some of these Korean midlaners just give the whole wave
What I'm like, I was stunned not for a second that there's an MF running at me. I thought he was about to run it down
Okay, I don't know what I just did, I need to lock in.
Oh my god, I'm trolling so hard.
My first four levels were great and now I'm fucking inting.
What?
Is he pinging that my flash is up? I'm so confused by what's happening!
He has red buff, grasp.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
What has happened to this game?
How is MF support roaming the map and carrying the game?
You're getting gapped by MF support!
Well, I'll take that.
I gave quite a lot of minions for that, but now maybe they can play the game in bot, I
I don't know.
this game has no farm in it
I don't even think I see it.
But my ass should have ran mid and I should have pushed bot there, but I'm getting trolled.
So now I'm minus a wave and he's...
You have to pitter his sh-
What the fuck?
If your champ can't roam, you can't play Korean solo queue, I've decided.
I'm giving a lot
play things mid but I feel like if I'm just sitting on my tower 1v1ing is here the game's lost so
hopefully I can keep doing that.
Top is getting stomped and bot is getting stomped.
Okay, I'll use everything.
I thought it was a pretty disgustingly bad combo.
I think their bot lane is full paranoid that I'm picking bot.
The death?
I wonder if I press E there, he presses R and then I'm coked in the face.
Okay, I'm actually stupid
Okay, I should just push
I can't stop my HP
I miss mine.
No way.
I'm such a pig.
I could have killed him.
maybe rabbit on second is stupid but I feel like my gold when you base on 12
on a gold? You kinda have to buy a needless or you're not a mid laner.
I think he has no cap ready.
I
Really pulled out catching
that guy's kinda broken
I should definitely base.
Okay, I trolled that.
Okay, okay, GG.
Diamond two.
what elo was at his ear?
100 LP master?
300 LP master?
well elo was my trundle cause that guy was fucking...
like I was disgusting
Link it, link it, link it, link it, link it.
Can I ban IMGM?
pro. Yeah, you can if you want.
Why is this song coming out on my speakers?
What the fuck?
Uhhh...
Why does it have a French flag?
What?
What is he doing?
hold up
ummm
Orianna, Kindred, Rakand
do I just have to go Akali again?
is that just a play or what?
I feel like Akali and Orianna is pretty good
in the Kindred, it's pretty good as well
go again
I mean, I think his voice is good. It just needs a little bit of work. You know what I mean?
It needs a little bit, just a little bit of tweaking, you know what I mean?
Just a little bit of fine tuning.
Eh?
Eh!
Oh my god, I almost had Conqueror.
What?
Did my runes change?
press anything your only diamond bro I
I started yesterday. What did we do? Teleport to GM?
I think everyone can die.
Millions of them are dead.
Akali cooks this game? Yeah.
I think Heimerdinger can be a bit annoying, but the rest is fine, yeah.
Oranna got nerfed, right?
But this guy is playing area Orianna with exhaust.
Is he weird?
I'm trolling.
I think the dog is QW.
Okay, he doesn't want to press his buttons, I guess. That's good.
Is it normal to go 2 points Q in this lane?
This guy is spacing like an astronaut.
Well he's not playing TP so yeah I think I'm chilling.
You should have been playing for Team UK bro.
Team UK is out.
How crazy is that?
I think if I was playing for Team UK there's no way we would be out.
No way.
I would never allow that to happen.
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
I don't know man, it's just Korean solo queue, this fucking team.
I will carry this game, no worries.
I WILL carry this game!
This guy's trying to base
Well, I just missed 3 cs for no reason, that's pretty good.
This guy is fucking bot or what?
Okay, that's perfect.
yeah
okay
well
Maybe I can cook.
I miss how many minions this game rewards.
I'm gonna fucking flip it!
Okay, well Akali into arena level 6 lol I did say I was in a flip
Now I need my laners to become humans. How do we make that happen now?
Do I have a button that does that?
He popped his redbutt low.
Okay, we're just gonna drop every minion.
I think I should have gone boots in this lane.
I'm eating his fucking balls.
I had boots so badly.
Who put this music on by the way? Who put it on?
Okay, no exhaust.
There's no way he finished these drops.
Oh, he didn't, right?
Oh my god, he did.
I'm giving you some bad things
Shall we sing R2? R2 what? It's too deep
There's no way that hit
I'm such a pig!
203.108.
So her ult is her exhaust in 100 seconds.
That's actually chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling.
I can carry this game, I swear to god.
It's my Yumi running it down because I think the answer might be yes.
I can't believe I got that one.
Gunblade is so broken.
Come blade is so OP.
I didn't want a TP here, but I guess I don't have a choice.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Aaaaah, Nishi-Bal!
Did she exhaust me there? I think she did, right?
of
What the?
Unboosted, but how did they get baron?
How the fuck did they get baron?
I don't know why I did that, I just rage ulted in.
I don't know what to do in this game I really don't know what to do in this game.
What do I have to do to win the game I don't get it.
this guy just carried the game alone literally alone he just won in the game
like the Rakan just carried the game alone that's it GG lose game they have
exhaust and kindred so as soon as we go late game I can't do anything I can't do
anything I can't do anything and the worst part is like I think actually I
could carry this game but my team has no cc there's none literally zero cc what
you know are these fucking disgusting players like how is he D4 he must have
Decatur what 500 LP Master Jace does nothing the whole game I think that Akali
is on I shouldn't play Akali it's so pointless I don't know what even if I
get gold I feel like I even if I get the resource in gold I feel like I can't
carry. I should just play my TF. If I play my TF, maybe I can just carry with stun
cards.
and like I just picked TF, I just picked my TF.
Your Auri was 1v9.
Yeah, I think Auri's pretty good actually.
You're pretty good at the game when you get locked in. Yeah, I think I'm not bad
I'm not bad. I think this game might need a bit of damage
All right, I got to it real quick one sec
What do you mean true level and get him?
I actually think this game, I should have played, is it cringe?
Maybe it's cringe.
Should I play Doran Shield into Victor with Deathfire Touch?
Is it better?
I'll use my Karat then. I should have jumped and hired him.
Well this lane is not easy.
receive a fillable potion.
My J's jungle is dog shit, I can tell already.
I have to get back into the goats.
I'm getting pinged.
I play it really greedy. I try to do the TF tech where you weave an auto on your stun for the passive faster
and that was the way I killed him, but you risk missing your Q if you do that.
It's a no from me on that song.
What time is it in E-Europe?
Okay, no flash, Víctor.
Okay, I get it, the music's even trolling me.
Ah, get it, I get it, I thought I needed to save him.
Yo, chill out, chill out music, what the fuck is this?
Rrrra! Rrrra!
this music is kind of shit
oh that's more like it
I thought this song was good, what happened?
Well
I guess it worked.
I
of
I think this guy hates me
It's me on bar, that's very good.
I really can't see
my tf
Oh
That guy's done with the game.
Lovely!
No, you don't get me killed here, buddy boy.
The Senna is going to get nightmares I think of TF ult in her fucking fridge.
get these fucking rats off me
I
Hmm
I
Need a ball
Not Hila, was that Victor?
Master 200.
Hmm.
Okay, that guy was kind of dog shit.
But why is it Master is so cooked?
What is it? Well, it was Sally won a game in that elo so it must be fucking trash. It has to be dog shit that elo
Chapped the peach Red Bull do we fuck with the peach Red Bull?
It's good, I've never had the peach one
Ludwig likes it, okay
Why are you good? This is not fun to watch, okay.
My favorite red bull is, they don't sell anymore, it's the purple one.
I tell them to send it to me if they can find it in their stock anywhere. This one.
No, not that one. Not that one. Nope. I sigh flavor. Oh my god. I think they stopped selling
it or like not stopped but it's hard to find. Cheers. Let me have a little taste. It's pretty
good just on that red bull slam a lot of pro players drink them a lot of
pro players drink them in the best of fives there's there's there's the red
bull diff bro when someone's on a red bull in the BO5 that's like your power
spike like you can you can red bull game one two three four or five most people
send it in game 1 and then people send it in game 5 you can't just add when
you're sponsored by them bro that's the beautiful thing about being sponsored by
Red Bull it's like it's something I actually like really enjoy and I drink
a lot you know when you get sponsored by something that you actually like really
like I don't know is it is it it's kind of like if I got sponsored by Uber Eats
bro I would tell you every day like seriously holy fucker I abuse that shit
on the daily that's not a sponsor that's like rebel it's a partnership
We are in this together! We're fucking rocking this!
Hmm, Akali.
I can play TF again, it just depends on if you're gonna play AD top or not.
Like TF is just good against Akali.
Like that matchup is just good.
Should we change skin?
If they put Akali top now and pick like Ryze or Sylas or Tristana, I am going to be sad.
Oh, Shen is kind of annoying.
Do we fuck with this TF skin?
Or Olaf is kind of crazy to play against.
Should I go spellbook this game?
No, I won't. I don't have any carry.
The enemy team picks any champ with names starting from anything between A to Z, Kajal.
STF matchup here is just good here, shut the fuck up, that is so not true.
Well, everyone's PC in Korea is pretty good.
The loading times are quick.
I should start E I think in this matchup actually, but it's fine.
I have Comet I guess.
I should play Electrocute Ignite.
i think i chose the wrong rooms this game
Okay, my spacing there was pretty bad.
Oh, I got my whole combo off in half a millisecond.
Oh, I'm better.
I'm so stupid.
Why did I click that way?
Man, I should play this lane with electrocute, oh my god!
I should play with electrocute and ignite in this lane, and I would actually fucking
kill him on cooldown.
And I should actually... oh my god.
My wave is also shit.
What the fuck?
Who just wrote Lock in Unc?
I can't even see who that is.
Like, which champion wrote that?
I'm missing a really important setting.
my champions only is not a toggle it's a fucking hold no wonder I've been
misclicking stuns I forgot the toggle that shit
oh my god he has cleanse
I'm gonna crash out
five things went wrong there so many things went wrong there that I actually
am about to crash out
He's just dead.
No way he has cleanse on chin.
So my Q just missed and then I rage all in.
I'm so stupid.
We both missed the whole wave.
on the theory opening somewhere random I'm being such a greedy little fucker what am I
doing just base you right
maybe I should have gone swifties
I'm being spam pinged to go in but
This is trouble.
Oh my god, I can't fight early like that.
chat where's the button to toggle champions only
is it one of these this one
Okay, well that was kinda obvious, I don't know what I'm doing, just turn your fucking
brain on
Okay, it's a peach one sugar free
I think she can hold in me and kill me
Bro, last hit in this game is awful I don't know what I'm doing in this game
I really don't want to move.
She has ignite you fucking idiot.
Why are you doing that?
Such a pig!
Bomba!
Bomba!
Bomba! Bomba! Bomba!
Hey little rat!
Hey little rat!
It's ult is up again.
What how is it ult up again?
What's the cooldown on that thing?
I mean I'm just trolling at this point.
I'm trolling at this point, what am I doing bro?
Like my brain is so switched off this game, like I'm just playing like a cocky fucking
stupid idiot.
Lock in Unc, I'm trying, I'm trying, my brain is so locked out, it's crazy.
Oh that's no ult, I forced it.
VAS!
Yo, these like lane assignments that passed like 10 minutes. Why did I go into Olaf so many times bro?
Get me the fuck away from Olaf. Get me into Akali. Now I'm down 20 CS soon.
I'm so far behind.
Bro, I think Olaf is the most OP champ in the game.
Like I actually genuinely think this champ is the strongest champ in the game.
I need my Ambessa to be alive, but he just walks into Akali and gets one shot.
He's ult up again, yeah I'm done.
I'm killing him, I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just like, my brain just keeps telling me that his ult is down, but it's not.
So I just keep walking up and dying.
Now I'm losing the pole game alone by myself.
Aaaaaaah!
Fucking she-bowled men.
I'm never going side lane ever again, high group only.
This Olaf is just fucking running me over.
If wherever Olaf is, I go other game, other part of the game.
Why am I selling to Ink this game? No, that forced it.
Nice, we're all reagin' here.
of
Well, he died.
Oh, the good died.
No, I guess I died.
Why are you saying red card, question mark?
It's Jhin with cleanse.
That card is for sure the best.
Oh, that got faked.
Wrong one, buddy!
Oh my god, I'm feeding, feeding.
feeding feeder.
my brain is off I actually just want to throw my keyboard at the wall how did
Jin steal Baron can you explain that to me in English like just explain it to me
in written English how Jin stole Baron
This Olaf is going to carry the game alone.
He will want me to you.
I'm so mad
Nice, let's leave the game.
Who's ult is lower cooldown?
Okay, and that happened.
I sell it
I thought I could be quick enough.
It's reduced 42 healing, are we for fucking real dead ass?
791 region. I thought the top one was the Weegen.
Shacko in a box! Shacko in a box! Shacko in a box!
Suck my bullsack, get me out of that game and never let me play it again.
Never let me play like that ever again, that was my worst game I've ever played in at least
a week. At least. I know. I know. Nah, one second Q. Nah, I can't accept that. I can't
accept that. I need to get some water. I need like a 30 second rebrainer. Give me a 30
second rebrainer
bro it's coming through the wrong fucking speaker again
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Guys!
Oh my god!
Oh damn!
This one's for you.
This is useful.
This guy got stuck in the middle of a tornado.
Oh my god.
Huh?
Help!
What is that big bang?
Have a room.
What is that big bang?
Oh my god.
This guy made himself some shoes, made out of ice.
Look out!
Why are you scared of mommy?
Can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is?
Orc girl, do you guys think that's like orchestra early or do you think it's like...
I feel like people making children's books aren't even trying nowadays, like look at this thing.
Got the zoo book, right? So we've got elephants and it's like, we get the lions,
we get the monkeys, the birds.
Who's doing this?
I featured a clip of Norwegian soccer fans rowing in the last episode, but I just found
Why the fuck was I muted are you serious?
I'm gonna I'm gonna crash out on this I can't take this no more I can't take this no more
Barber. So how is today gone? Let's check. Today has been today has been lose win lose
win 2 2 win win 4 2 4 3 5 3 6 3 today has been 6 3 right or my miscalculating.
Now you just need 4 losses in a row.
Nah, I'm not gonna go on a 4 lose streak, that would be crazy.
What's happened to my brain?
time it's my brain.
Watch the video.
I featured a clip of Norwegian soccer fans rowing in the last episode, but I just found
these clips of them doing it in the stadium and had to feature it.
Now it's crazy.
On one end you have that happening and on the other end you have I believe the weak
can win I believe
now we can't be serious this feels like it's straight out of a horror movie
I
This is the first time I've ever seen this you got a joke for a dollar
Are we for real
are we for real Zylas mid what I play in the Zylas I could play my rise
Wait, wait, wait, what are I going to, what are I going to, what are I going to Silas
as rise?
Do I go Deathfire Touch or do I go, um, do I go to the other one?
I want to go ghost, it's yoan mid, how do you know it's yoan mid?
It's not here on mid.
But even if it's here on mid, it doesn't matter or what.
What is my PC always freeze when I go into game?
Bro.
Every game in Korea, pick Silas, level 1 gank bot.
It's pure illness man.
It's it's it's it's it's out of control
Shall I ghost here
Shall I go sit there when uses E and just cook his ass I
I should not get hit by that and I should hit another auto attack.
I think I am trolling.
Why am I lagging?
Oh my god
Yeah, I knew I would trade one from there, I was just angry, but I could have...
Yeah, nice Q, idiot.
Oh
What are you doing, Rexine? You're just gonna die.
I am disgusting
We're all disgusting, but I'm misguided, my meds.
that's
I think Ryze needs to go in the front.
freezer that's some crazy place that's some crazy gameplay that is some
disgusting rice gameplay
Ahhhh, at least you're good at hitting your E, and well, I'm also good at banning fucking
free grats so watch out bitch, child bitch ass.
You can't Q flash on Ryze?
I'm dead to Warwick.
What?
Oh my god I clicked quit.
Or what?
No knife it's safe
That is insane!
Please go mid, Aphelios, please go mid.
Please stop torturing me in this lane against Jinx Lulu, please just go mid, please get
me out of here, please.
8-0 go mid and carry the game please we're all suffering here
get em' bouncy
Well, I just took a few of his whole wave, sorry.
Sorry, not sorry.
What?
I'm gonna fucking freak
Okay, well I was going to jinx his flash, but he completely one-shot her.
I'm not sure if I can get this one.
NANA! NANA!
I just need a little bit of golds.
Bro, Aphelios just too hit him, too hit.
Harvick is for sure bot by the way.
I can't ping them back, sucks.
You will die if you side us.
I feel like them killing me does nothing for the game.
I don't need to make sure that they don't kill them.
How many kills am I going to miss you, but how many, how many, I can count on my finger
No, I can't! I can't! Too many Qs are missing! That's ridiculous!
Ho ho ho! Bowsy!
Uuugh!
My targets can't be deleting work
You know block block block he's an old mass what
What the?
What are you fucking lulu?
Rat?
What the?
He's a horror film!
Korean solo queue is literally just a jump scare horror film.
What the fuck is this?
Honey shee-bal.
Well, you know what my mid laner used to say?
My mid laner, my team was Korean in the LEC.
You always used to say, she about second year.
I got a bad word
Haha, a Bowsy!
See now, I'm a simple man.
When I throw my lantern on Thresh, I run away so you can fly with me.
You smell me?
This guy lanterns me and goes melee range!
You
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah!
Yeah.
Are you going to watch the Valorant Finals?
No. No.
Is the Valorant Finals today during the CS Finals?
That's going to be a blunder, or?
you for real fallen vs. Niko grand final for a major and the Valorant finals run
at the same time haha hell nah what are we doing bro the CS finals are fucking
and don levels of gameplay.
Your owner pixel sent me a photo yesterday.
Oh, and Tara's raging, dear.
Hey!
LR T-shirt at the fucking CSW.
you.
Even a pixel got in trouble with the police because he was making loud noises in the car
with ropes.
When you say they were making loud noises in the car, like, you can't just leave it at
that because my mind is wondering, you know what I mean?
What kind of noises were made in the car?
Hang on a second. Are you implying that they are having sex?
I want to think some rops were stopped by the German police owner describe the event as
a funny shit ever happened apparently rops his Porsche was too loud and he had to pay
a fine and then let them go.
No shot, no shot.
Why does he look like fucking Gandalf?
He looks like a gnome.
Are you kidding?
He looks like a garden gnome.
It looks like his beard is here because of the light.
What the fuck?
It looks like he's staring at me with like creepy eyes as well, do you see it?
Eye, eye, smile, beard.
What the fuck?
Oh no.
Does he have a mask on when he streams?
Chat, how hard is Riftbound?
Is that game hard?
Rated on level of difficulty of card games, how hard is it compared to like magic Pokemon
new yo
I'm going to save him in my chair.
Yo, these guys like to click forwards.
of
the time it better
Okay, we're feeding.
Bro, what is he doing?
That's refillable now, Achtung Schibel.
This minion trolling.
Oh my god, I just put a point in e-boxing
What kind of unlucky there.
If I leveled up, I would kill them.
I'm getting jungle lift.
Sometimes 1 every 10 games, no, 3 every 10 games, you will get giga jungle gap and that's
Just like...
Surely we can do something there, or...?
I can just TF'ed on my head.
Well, it's 6 to 1 in kills.
My jungle bot are feeding.
I'm kind of scared of getting kicked from here.
I'm also tanking TF Q's in my face.
He's kind of never kicks forwards, but he always kicked forwards before.
Hmm, what do I go on the shamp I forgot?
Nudin's right?
Did he just forget to press W or what?
Oh my god.
Holy fuck, the timing on my Q, my W was crazy, holy shit.
i got the leesin q
I think I should stay a bit longer.
Okay, when I said you're dead, I meant TF's dead.
I really want to base.
Well Amy only carries Gigafit but...
Do you go Lucidity boots or Sorcerer shoes on Mel?
Thank you.
okay let me see if I can cook here a bit
I thought Ludens would kill him so they didn't come up.
where was an uncool down there
canvalled for a bit but
I think I can deal with their buffing.
how are we not doing drake?
I feel like we should be doing drake there, there are old top sides.
Why do you need to know what what?
I thought it would be pretty good.
I feel like we should have had Drake already 30 minutes ago.
Well, I don't see your comp when pushing bot.
I can't allow it to go bot, I think me being bot is awful.
I feel kind of stuck in bot lane.
also missing a lot of skill shots
I'm just stuck in bot farming.
I feel like Illaoi is a free kill on the map
No. What?
What is that fucking idiotic engage?
Oh my god, they just threw the entire game.
I don't know, I don't know, like what is this fucking guy doing?
It's so annoying.
Why is he alting into 5 people on the Fury?
We have 2 poke champs.
Oh my god he's 1-7.
Okay.
Well, that explains a lot.
I'm stuck on a side lane as well, the whole game.
And my team is just inting.
I have zero agency in the game.
Like, the game is so pointless, just FF and go next.
It's completely unplayable because you're just dog shit at the game.
Like, it's insane.
I can't, I physically cannot play the game.
go in, go in, or they will win the game
I don't even know what I'm doing, I'm just pressing buttons
let's go next
oh, I'm going crazy
the Korean ladder has no chill
It has zero chill.
Like one side will run the game down.
They will literally run it down.
No fucks given.
They will sprint the fucker in.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
In EUS they don't do that.
They int, but they don't int to the level that these people int.
It's crazy.
I'm catching sideline and I'm trying to group at the same time and every time I group they
They stand still and every time I go side, they fucking die.
PC bang times are limited either win or lose.
What do you mean win or lose?
They don't even FF.
That's the worst part.
What happened to this server?
don't ff these days. They want to keep playing and running the game down.
I think you'll make it a challenger.
Maybe not. The reason I don't think I'll make it is because Nemesis and Reckless
took 40 days to get there and that's nemesis and reckless and I'm only here for 30 days
and I have to MSI so it's gonna be fucking impossible.
Unless I get like ZAP ZAP mentality and go on a crazy win streak.
It's like if this was the old game maybe I have a chance but it's the new game so to
get challenger you have to be 50,000 LP you have to waste 400 hours of your life minimum
and yeah your MMR will be dog shit no matter what because the latter is the worst it's
ever been so good luck and enjoy your journey I would love to get Korean channel though
that would be amazing. I've already been Korean challenge though for real.
What time does the major start? What time does the game start?
Okay, 17.00 doesn't help in two hours.
Check my pick-ups, I put Falcons to beat Vitality and Spirit.
Just say I'm the goat, just say it.
What do you mean 07 Falcons? They already won those games.
It's crazy today I started the stream at 4pm which is 8am EU time and MSI starts at 12
a clock here which is four AME time
or five AM
Lou
Lay
I think this game I just got Gallio now, Diana Fizz
okay that Olaf pick is kinda crazy
How does the new Storm Riders surge work?
You just have to hit, right?
hit a few times and it'll proc.
Okay, I don't really know what to build
on Galio.
But I presume
I should go like what?
rocket belt
Bro, enemy mid is ganking bot again, level 1.
Where is this tech?
Is this like a Korean tech I need to learn?
Did someone flash on their team?
He has ignite and I don't know why I'm doing this.
Why don't you press your flash spell and you will survive if you do that.
Fuck I thought Jace would kill him.
This guy might actually kill me if he gets six.
abyssal mask is better?
really?
why?
I think you'll see a Bissle Mask is better.
My lane is just cooked now.
My lane was fine, but now apparently my junglers died twice to Fizz and Dynaganks and yeah.
All I've got to head the game is cooked.
hmm
hmm
my Jace is getting kinda slammed I don't know if I feel confident about this game
I don't think he wins that at all.
Nice, so we just don't kill Fizz.
because my jace is fucking useless
my vego can't kill my jace is so useless
I hate myself but I don't get it we pinged the grubs 20 times where did he go
where was he running
Do I go rocket belt after I get Abyssal Mask?
Probably right.
They're just repeating Chovy's build in their series against T1 to me.
This top laner is such a fucking pig, bro.
He's just running it.
That was the worst order of abilities I could have ever pressed.
I believe that we can win I believe that we can win
I like that.
how many of you are mid?
Well, I'm full MR, I'm full MR, I mean my Caitlyn is gonna get her fucking face blasted
into the pavement when Diana, Fizz and Olaf press their R buttons and run at her.
Okay, Lucian no flash, try this psycho playbot.
No, I shouldn't.
The worst part about this game is they have all laptop, I can't do anything for Jace, I can't.
Fucking shit.
Like he's just gonna feed, and there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Make him in.
There are no clean.
Hmm.
Lol.
I would love to TP bot right now, but it's an old left, so what can I do in such a
And it's at the Hope, Caitlyn carries this game, I guess.
So they can just run out I guess.
And Jace died bot so they're ending bot.
I'm about to rage quit actually.
Another game where one player will decide the whole game by one button.
What the fucker?
Yeah this build is pretty ass, not gonna lie.
Maybe if I had some AP champs on my team it's good but I don't know what the fuck I'm building
this one, like seriously.
How do I fight the drakes?
That's my question for the world
Just a context my Jace is level 11 enemy top is level 15 is it is that like enough context to how fucking dog shit my top winners
nice used coasts let's just try to make something happen because this guy is just clowning the
game
Well, I still don't think we're gonna win, but at least we can try.
This Olaf is...
The second the Olaf decides the group with his level 16 into level 11 Jace, we will have
a problem, but I guess the good news is, how does Olaf not have a shutdown this game?
He's five levels up on my top laner and he solo killed him six times and he has no shut down
He's literally worth 300 gold
bad fight
Stop chasing. Go Baron.
Now can they 2v5 us?
Yes, they can.
Where are you even going?
I would love to know.
I would love to know what Morgana is doing.
I would love to know.
Is she zoning them?
Like how is she even getting engaged on?
Well that was our only chance.
Our only chance was 5v2 a Baron, but I guess that's not doable.
Don't buy rapid fire.
Oh my god.
Why don't you buy LDR with the fucking healing reduction one?
This music is...
I can't leave my eyes.
What has Riot done?
I would love to know.
I would love someone to explain what Riot has done to this champ.
Like, that is ridiculous.
Well, nothing I can do, he pressed his button and D-Wright checked me.
6th level lead on Olaf, 6 levels, 6 levels, some of these games you have nothing to do,
it's just you have to just take it, like you just have to lay back and let it happen
in some of these games.
It's insane.
Like some of these lobbies are absolutely out of control.
Like one lobby you'll just queue up, your bot lane will have 20 deaths in 10 minutes,
another lobby you'll queue up, your top lane will have 20 deaths in 10 minutes, and it's
like, what the fuck can we do?
It's crazy.
We'll do the tierless stuff in like a Bayer Coup.
I mean, Galio was a good pick because they show Fizz Diana, but then they last pick Olaf,
so now I'm useless.
I don't know, maybe if I picked a stronger mage, I could carry, I'm not sure.
If I was better, I would win, but I'm not so... I lose. She-Bell.
They're buffing Olaf? Bro. What does that guy say? Does he want mid-layer or what?
who can pick first.
Maybe I should just go back to banning Mel and just picking TF.
Maybe that's the play.
Oh my god, please don't tell me you're a Ringer, top OTP and you just lost your Ringer.
please don't tell me that please don't tell me that
oh my god i mean he's playing cards jungle you need to pick
yeah he's a ranger top otp oh my god
i need to play an ad mid
i knew it
uh... well hopefully they don't pick Olaf again
Olaf
i need to pick like
is yon good into
vex
that sounds fucking miserable
What about the Renekton mid?
I think I'll go Renekton mid.
And my options are kind of bad, but it may be Croc carries, and I can't play a mage
this game.
Like look at my team, I have Zac Carthus.
This guy is on emerald account so he either bought the account or he is boosting or he
is decayed.
Hmm.
Oh, he is a cat arena ODB.
They're champs kinda scare me.
They're gonna watch the finals later.
Yeah, but I probably won't stream.
I'll watch the mod stream.
Oh, I was tapped.
Okay, well, nice. Okay, so Jungle Bot is fighting to the death level 1.
To decide the fate of the game.
And my team won the flip.
Nice. Korean solo queue. Queue up. The game's decided in 30 seconds.
This Vex auto attack sound is crazy annoying. What the fuck's that?
Sounds like a fucking missile.
Yeah, well, I didn't really pick this to play the lane, so I can tell you for a fact the
lane is unplayable. I think I'm in kill range soon. I lost the fan for it.
Well, I think he did that because his whole team is feeding.
So I respect it I would do the exact same thing, not gonna lie.
I would rage fight to the death.
I would flash in with everything and die just to send my bot lane a message that they're
fucking disgusting pigs.
I'm kidding, they're great. My bot lane is great this game, big fan.
Okay, there's an army mid lane, okay, nice, alright, well we've lost the game.
Yeah, I should listen to things, you're right.
Oh, I double dashed so I got perma feared.
This lane is unplayable as fuck, but I like there is nothing I can do.
I'll use the spells on the wave so I will just get my croc and go in.
the
Yeah, I think I'll let her up for the warning actually.
Nope, not letting her up for the warning.
She goes to the graveyard
Minus try breaker because I go full lethality and I won for this face
Oh sake
of
Can someone explain what is happening to his health bar?
I thought like, oh my god
There's one thing in this world more dangerous than Rengar OTPs and it's Soraka OTPs.
wha wha wha wha wha wha
Where you fucking freak what
Oh, she bowed this fuck pro.
Please don't have the brush jump.
Hahaha, sucker.
Oh my god I shouldn't have bought cleaver.
No it's such a bad buy this game.
Oh my god why did I buy cleaver.
I'm so fucking stupid in the head.
Why do I buy Cleaver with Kartus Zack on my team?
I mean, it's fine, whatever, it's good stats.
Now I get my revenge on the Gengar. Watch this.
Haha, idiot. Sally was around the corner.
Where are you going, little pup?
What?
Bro, he's fucking Pogo Rengar.
fuck is that TP? is it Graves here or what?
I don't even try it buddy boy.
Hmm, what boots should I buy?
I'm gonna TP there, I think.
I was being greedy, I tried to get my, if I got my Empowered Q I would kill them both.
The non-empowered Q is fucking useless.
Oh, please don't tell me we're gonna throw this game here.
I think I'm kind of done pushing
What the fuck just happened
what just happened fear into what into what into what into what because that was a dubstep
I'll come over what?
Just report me.
Just report me with every button in the game.
Let's report me.
Oh my god.
Let me put this music off and just try and focus because what is happening in the last like five minutes, nothing's happening in the game, I'm just dying.
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about
it, okay? I don't want to talk about it. Okay, nice. So we killed them all and then what?
Now what?
Like right now, I would love it. I would love it if they slash surrender
That would be my literal favorite thing in the world
I don't know what to do. Do I sell my play to zeocaps and buy mercs? I don't know.
I hope we lost again. Is Rengar in a fucking tennis match or what?
I'm an I'm a fucking stupid piece of shit trash. That's what I am I
Don't know what to do bro. I knew the Starracas and I would just scale and fucking make the game unplayable for me
But I don't know why I'm bashing in splintless
I don't even know what to buy, like what item is good against their champs?
It's just pointless.
playing this game is pointless on the server it's so pointless I hate it I
hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it oh my god I just like I don't
know what I'm doing I'm like I'm just losing focus so easily I could just
carry this game alone if I just mute and just play the game but my focus just
fails I'm just pushing side lanes and and I don't know I'm just like brain off
like a fucking idiot how do I just focus and stop trolling I don't know I
feel like I lost so many games from just not focusing
I don't know what to do with it.
Is your win rate positive? Yeah, I'm positive win rate. Fuck!
I'm positive win rate, but I could have so many more free wins.
Will this next game be productive or will I run it down?
Is it better to just call it and play tomorrow?
I think it's better to call it and play tomorrow.
I think the major starting, I think I call it, I go home.
How bad can it be, right? What am I gonna lose for in a row?
Why do I have Dumb and Dumber again?
I am top Carthus user.
So he's fucking crazy in the head or what?
Exhaust Ignite Cartus Top.
Falcons or Furia who wins? Falcons wins for real.
Should I go Ignite? I feel like my whole team has Ignite.
Okay, the blank support in my bed.
Fuck, is there anywhere open on Sunday at midnight in Korea for food?
Oh my god, it's like a McDonald's or some shit.
I would feast the McDonald's right now.
I could go to just like a convenience store and see if they have some shit.
Bro, two things about Korea that are crazy to me.
Number one.
They always cheese level one because they're fucking annoying.
Number two.
If you want to cross the street in Korea, you may as well make yourself a coffee while
you're waiting. Wait I only bought one potion am I stupid? Why does this happen? I double
click it. Okay well I've completely cooked this lane. My brain is asleep. It is literally
sleep my brain is completely turned off I can't do this I don't know why I
I'm dead in 10 seconds.
It's like spamping me, but this wave is dead, it's dead, it's- I'm not gonna take it,
because if I take it, he's gonna think that I took it, but I'm gonna let him see that
it's fucking dead.
I'm the one getting cooked here because my mid wave was worse.
How the fuck did I play versus a Yone who was fighting us to the death level 1 with
E?
Like, did you see that?
There was a level 1 Yone with E fighting us to the death.
Let's fuck me harder, please do it.
Should I go rocket belt first?
I'm gonna go rocket belt first.
I'm gonna go rocket belt first and I am gonna go 0-20 this game.
I want to listen to some good music while I do it
swear the server is just full of illness it is ridiculous how full of illness it
I don't want to listen to this.
How do you mute Korean Lissandra?
At least in your level 4, you're literally a toddler in this fight.
I should have taken E and Q'd earlier.
my brain is not working
I feel like he's going to find a way to force the problem to us.
like why am i doing this i'm so
stupid like what am I hitting the tower for for what for what am I hitting the
tower for what what am I hitting the tower for for what for brain off fucking
dopamine dog shit I should just base and buy protobelt it's like it's like why
aren't my hands doing that it's literally like basic fucking brain cells
It's missing.
I need a brain scan I need a brain scan now
My junger is human
Maybe I could have yoinked that actually
It would be kind of fun
So I just came back to lane and my elf bar is gone.
I'm going to get so
A shadowflame good on Lissandra?
Maybe.
Shadow is the only group.
I could be pushing top right now, but now I click bot and my niece in goes the Herald
cross maps and I could be in top tower.
Well, Nidalee has Zhonya's and that guy is building Spectre's Cal, so that's two fatty
fucking tanks I need to be careful of.
Nice, we're fighting against Ezreal and dying.
Hmm that was a rough fight
my Zac support has a lot of passion but not a lot of resources you know what I'm
saying like he wants to fight but bro he ain't fightin shit
he's just gonna die
I don't know what to say.
I don't know, I feel like it's just another game of four bots on my team.
Like I don't know.
Fuck no, no, no, no, fuck this shit game.
Why did I buy a fiendish codex?
Why did I buy that?
Actually, bloodletters, no, it's not.
I feel like, just look at my jungler, look, everyone looking?
Okay now look at the levels and look at the farm, okay, yeah.
The game is winnable guys, I promise he's not off role with a hard counter matchup.
Hmm.
Maybe we could win.
Small chance, but we can try.
I'm just getting run down on side lane.
Probably my Lee Sin is gonna play this good and it's gonna be okay, right?
Yes he is, God bless.
I think you are all dead here.
But may the odds be ever in your favor.
I'm actually going to leave him.
Oh, please shoot me, game.
Game.
He chases base.
Just one shot me.
Enemy support to Blanc, 20 Tecumageis, 2 and a half items. Nice.
Look at my card, this is score.
Why does he auto attack for Sundance guy?
Oh, Karthus.
That's two more in the bag for him.
Like, bro, what am I even playing?
What am I doing?
We just buy blue pot and we go fight Drake, I guess.
There's not much more in this game.
I think maybe I'm farming side lanes too much because they seem to just be grouping a lot
and cooking my teammates.
Can you place a ward down?
Like a ward, please.
I don't have any damage.
I don't have any damage.
I have 71 stacks, so... kind of useless.
I don't know, it's gonna be so impossible to not fight, they have so much damage, Estriol's
This is gigafed, the Blanc is gigafed, this is gigafed.
maybe she's an unlucky lose streak
maybe or i'm the dog shit
these people gave up 20 minutes ago 19 deaths bot lane my top side has 22 deaths like
Alright chat, I must ease it. I will be back tomorrow. I'll probably start earlier tomorrow.
Tomorrow we give one full send. If it doesn't work tomorrow, we don't go on like a positive
10 game win streak then. It's gonna be impossible. I mean, Reckless and Nemesis couldn't do it
in 40 days. How the fuck am I gonna do it in 30 days if I'm stuck already? Alright,
I'll see you tomorrow chat. Enjoy the major. Peace.
Peace, peace, peace, all the love.
Let's figure out where to get food.
Alright, enjoy the major chat, I'll be there soon.
Sorry for the negativity, but man, these games were driving me crazy.
I think I said at one point, there's no way I'll go on a 4-game lose streak,
and someone in chat said you're gonna go on a 4-game lose streak, and then I went on a 4-game lose streak.
that's kind of crazy
all right
that's kind of fucked up
all right, I'll be live tomorrow, peace!