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Caedrel

🔴LIVE FROM T1 OFFICE ONLY POSITIVTY ONLY WINNING ONLY HAPPY - GOOD VIBES STREAM🔴

06-22-2026 · 10h 06m

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[00:01:00] uh can you hear me
[00:01:28] charge your headset? wait how do you know my headset is no battery? what the fuck?
[00:01:48] How do you see it?
[00:01:55] How do you see 9%?
[00:02:01] Oh.
[00:02:09] Is it charging?
[00:02:10] I know my mouse is charging
[00:02:40] chat I think everything's fixed call me crazy call me crazy but I think everything's
[00:02:47] fixed call me crazy but everything might just be fixed let me check the the last
[00:03:00] thing which is the last thing I need to check is is the mic delayed still so
[00:03:08] let's test that real quick. Ready? One, two, three, four, five, six. Is the delay gone?
[00:03:24] There was a millisecond delay before. Oh my god. We just might have gone fixed it. Also
[00:03:36] So the lighting should be better as well now because I actually have a light to find the
[00:03:40] screen.
[00:03:41] So the lighting is a little bit better.
[00:03:44] Okay!
[00:03:48] I think we're kind of cooking.
[00:03:50] I think we're kind of cooking.
[00:03:51] You have coffee?
[00:03:52] Yeah, I got two coffees.
[00:03:53] I got it from the T1 Cafe, W. WT1 Cafe.
[00:03:58] Yeah.
[00:03:59] Yeah, yeah, but you can come in, it's okay.
[00:04:05] This power cable is better?
[00:04:08] Yeah, because GPT-7 is not useful.
[00:04:11] Okay, okay, okay.
[00:04:12] Yeah, we can change it.
[00:04:14] Chad, we just change the mic on second mute.
[00:04:30] Ah, Chad, do you hear me? Yeah?
[00:04:32] Yeah, it works, I think.
[00:04:34] good good you found one it's perfect okay okay it's better to use the power okay
[00:04:45] thank you I'm perfect thank you you have jagged okay yeah no worries
[00:04:58] Okay, we are cooking chat. It's quite an early start, I think. What time is it in EU?
[00:05:12] 7am? 6am UK? Damn. I think tomorrow I'll start even earlier, just so like, so like, MSI would have started two hours ago.
[00:05:23] You smell me?
[00:05:28] I'm going to be really positive today, I had a mid-life crisis last night.
[00:05:42] It's all come to me now.
[00:05:44] The world makes sense.
[00:05:47] Why am I letting my emotions get dictated by four people who just want to play the game
[00:05:53] and the way they play the game decides my mood?
[00:05:55] then I'm setting up myself up for disappointment always. I'll be chasing a
[00:06:04] never-lasting sense of being. You know what I mean? I just play my best and I can
[00:06:15] get mad at myself and that's it.
[00:06:18] I was waiting for one more thing and then we're good because I'm gonna get a jacket I think.
[00:06:29] I've got everything possible now.
[00:06:31] This might sound crazy.
[00:06:32] I have everything.
[00:06:40] I have absolutely everything possible now to perform at my best so if I do not perform
[00:06:47] my best now then I will never perform my best. Just to check the mic, is it too loud? I have
[00:06:54] a 5.5 gain db added to it. Is it too loud? Or are we good? Are we peeking? If I scream
[00:07:01] little bit ah ah the peak it's perfect I saw yike and kana I was in the t1
[00:07:18] cafe and and yike like was it like inside like a like a see-through door
[00:07:24] and he was like waving at me and I waved at him in kana and they waved back so
[00:07:30] So they're probably going out to get lunch, or they just finished a scrim block or something.
[00:07:36] But Jyka and Kanna look happy, they're chilling.
[00:07:38] Jyka was smiling a lot, by the way, at least he looked super happy.
[00:07:46] Sorry, I'm just warming up and waiting for one thing.
[00:07:52] Yeah, there's G2, T1, and me here.
[00:07:55] There's Doublelift coming, Untara's here.
[00:07:58] Bro, every time I leave the building, I see like a pro player or streamer. It's crazy.
[00:08:04] Or like I go for food.
[00:08:11] I think there's even more streamers arriving in a couple days. I don't know who though.
[00:08:20] But Untara is super nice. I had a conversation with him yesterday. He's fucking awesome.
[00:08:28] I think Poebelter is gonna be here. I don't know if it's gonna be in the T1 building or not.
[00:08:33] But the T1 building is just full of rats, bro.
[00:08:36] We're all just here, and we're all just fucking...
[00:08:40] We're all just like...
[00:08:42] Yeah.
[00:08:58] My dad's restaurant is in Seoul if you want some free food.
[00:09:05] Your clock, hey, just say you're rage baiting, say it, say you're rage baiting, say you're
[00:09:08] rage baiting, say it, say I'm rage baiting.
[00:09:11] You're following since 2021, since 2021.
[00:09:16] Say you're rage baiting, say it.
[00:09:20] Ten months up, you've been following for five years.
[00:09:25] Don't fucking leave! Don't you dare not respond!
[00:09:38] Where did he actually leave?
[00:09:42] Is he actually gone?
[00:09:50] He's lagging.
[00:09:55] Oh my god, I'm waiting for a jacket and then we're gonna game. We're gonna hardcore game
[00:10:08] Is there any more low tournaments or was wrote MSI the last big one I'm gonna see
[00:10:13] Yeah, so MSI starts in six days
[00:10:17] MSI starts on the 28th which in six days and
[00:10:22] The start time for MSI
[00:10:24] MSI will be two hours ago. It would have started. MSI is like worlds, but a mini version of
[00:10:31] worlds. It's like the second biggest international in the year. Massive international. And that's
[00:10:38] It's gonna go on for 3 weeks I think.
[00:10:48] Sorry, that's just a...
[00:10:56] I'm so mad about yesterday's games. Well, not mad, I'm disappointed.
[00:10:59] I feel like right now I could be messier already.
[00:11:08] Fuck it, let's queue up. I need a jacket. Let's queue it up.
[00:11:30] I was thinking of queuing mid support, call me nuts, I feel like my bard is kinda crazy.
[00:11:42] Mid support is at best or mid AD?
[00:11:55] Mid jungle?
[00:11:56] Yeah, I lost a lot of confidence in jungle, but I guess I should play it because it's my best.
[00:12:00] What coffee order is that? It looks bussing.
[00:12:04] It's just a iced cafe latte.
[00:12:18] Were you not the jungler? Yeah, but bro, I don't know how to describe it. I just lost all my confidence in jungle.
[00:12:23] Like literally.
[00:12:25] I feel like a pig when I'm playing jungle.
[00:12:32] Now I'm thinking, should I start banning mel and mailing TF a bit more or should I just
[00:12:36] keep the zoe ban?
[00:12:39] Maybe I'll just start converting to TF a bit more.
[00:12:53] Why don't you play action, that guy in EU is 4KLP.
[00:12:57] Yeah, but I'm not that guy.
[00:12:59] Oh my god, Olaf again.
[00:13:04] I'm not that guy.
[00:13:06] Yeah, I don't know if I want to play TF into Olaf, but then again, what do I want to play
[00:13:27] the Olaf bro trundle mid
[00:13:57] Katarina.
[00:14:27] I think I would just play TF.
[00:14:35] Oh!
[00:14:36] What?
[00:14:37] Was I hovering, Ari?
[00:14:42] Wait, what was I hovering?
[00:14:50] Okay, my bad.
[00:14:57] It's fine.
[00:15:02] I mean, R is fine too.
[00:15:09] R is fine too, I guess.
[00:15:17] And Katarina shouldn't pose me. She goes behind me, right?
[00:15:36] I used to play Katarina a lot. I remember screaming caps. True story. Katarina just got
[00:15:41] reworked and she was broken. And caps was spamming Katarina. And every screen game I played versus
[00:15:47] caps, he just picked Katarina for like a week straight.
[00:16:47] bro I it's insane to me
[00:17:14] she just runs me down well that was disgustingly bad by me I guess she just
[00:17:30] runs me down
[00:17:44] Okay, we'll meet this arm again.
[00:18:13] It's kind of worth it.
[00:18:24] For me at least.
[00:18:37] I've like fucked my lane, but now at least I've kind of saved it a bit.
[00:19:04] I thought my carp was gonna kick here.
[00:19:07] Hmm, this is pretty awkward.
[00:19:31] I guess I need a lot of patience in this matchup.
[00:19:47] I can't believe I'm so hungry for some kind of animal.
[00:19:50] I'm so hungry for some kind of animal.
[00:20:05] I'm so hungry for some kind of animal.
[00:20:17] I can't stay I will just die to her six
[00:20:26] She has electrocutes
[00:22:17] Okay, not bad.
[00:22:41] I think I'll try Deathfire Torch.
[00:22:56] Okay, that minion is trolling.
[00:23:05] My Jace is useless.
[00:23:11] I'm trying to time it on her E. It's kind of difficult though.
[00:24:11] I tried to time her jump.
[00:24:36] If I bought my item, nah it wouldn't work.
[00:24:45] That's ridiculous by the way.
[00:24:49] That's ridiculous that he got away with that.
[00:25:26] Yeah, this game's gonna be pretty tough.
[00:25:42] She just kills me.
[00:25:52] Oh, she's so pee. I don't know what to do
[00:26:03] Man, she rolls me
[00:26:13] Maybe black fire torches should I bought this item maybe I should just go malignments feel like my ult cooldown is crazy now
[00:26:22] Okay, well this is kind of embarrassing for us.
[00:26:48] Okay, well my jungle top are um, yeah.
[00:27:12] There's something.
[00:27:42] Did I ult?
[00:27:43] Should I...
[00:27:45] I guess my ult damage didn't hit him.
[00:28:12] Hey, interaction with the 50 gifted yo, thank you for the 50 gifted subs, what the fuck?
[00:28:32] Yo, much love, much love, much love, much love.
[00:28:42] I forgot to run in asian now so you're gonna stream normal times yeah
[00:28:52] Yeah, I'm no key.
[00:28:58] Hmm.
[00:29:52] The game is looking a little cooked, don't you think?
[00:29:59] Yeah, of course it looks cooked.
[00:30:01] My top jungle are fucking 1-13, but I'm positive today.
[00:30:07] Whatever happens, happens.
[00:30:09] I'll try to win and if we lose, then we lose.
[00:30:25] Like anything can happen in these games, it's crazy.
[00:30:29] We could randomly win, we could randomly lose.
[00:30:39] if I could just, if I could just get ult up, I would kill everyone.
[00:31:06] I should have just...
[00:31:15] I hate this item actually, I hate it, I hate this item with a passion.
[00:31:19] If I had Malaghan's the game would be over there, no joke.
[00:31:33] This shit I done
[00:32:33] You know, I think it might be worth to gank top lane more than is worth to gank bot lane
[00:32:46] in sort of...
[00:33:46] I thought they have voids everywhere.
[00:34:10] well they only have one drake which is kind of fun
[00:34:33] I think they try and make a counter play somewhere maybe like a counter bot play
[00:34:37] could work maybe I'm too late though
[00:34:46] I'm trying to do more, but Katerina is dead
[00:35:10] Not bad, not bad, not bad.
[00:35:34] If I can just take Katarina out of the fight, it's already a hundred times better.
[00:36:34] I was thinking of flashing on Kaisa but...
[00:37:04] I'm not going to get tricked.
[00:37:34] Well I killed all of them so it should be hard for them to burn.
[00:37:50] I have void staff now as well which is pretty important.
[00:37:53] I think they can click on the top and kill you.
[00:39:23] Well that was a disgusting charm flash.
[00:39:53] of
[00:40:15] I think I dropped bot here and just send it.
[00:40:39] Yeah GG.
[00:41:02] Okay, rough start.
[00:41:39] oof, these games man, every game feels so hard to win
[00:41:58] God, I've lost 5 games in a row in solo queue.
[00:42:13] Every game it feels like my game is full cooked.
[00:42:18] There was a couple of games I should have won that I was losing, but I misplayed some of them.
[00:42:38] Happy Father's Day to my dad. He encouraged me to pursue casting back when I thought I had no
[00:42:42] chance of giving opportunities come what I am by supporting me now. Bro, that's his dad.
[00:42:46] would you believe it that's captain flowers is that and that's captain flowers that's crazy by the way
[00:42:55] it's like they look exactly the same
[00:43:04] it's insane chat nico won a major nico won the major he's done it
[00:43:11] He holds a major title, WNECO.
[00:43:18] Do you know what I think?
[00:43:23] I'm not gonna lie, I think TessS is fucking good by the way.
[00:43:27] That guy is smurfing.
[00:43:29] Some of those playoffs games they had, TessS in some of those rounds was insane.
[00:43:37] Like hopefully they keep him or they like increase his pay or whatever the fuck, I don't
[00:43:41] know but bro tessus is great that guy cooks
[00:43:48] You have a delay, not a delay.
[00:44:05] Test is solo carried vs. Navi, bro it is insane to me that a team like, let me show you.
[00:44:18] It is insane to me that this team puts, wait how do you see, they put Karrigan in who was
[00:44:35] on phase and they beat, well they were fourth on the rankings before.
[00:44:44] They beat seed 1, they beat seed 2 and they beat seed 3, and they beat seed 5, what the
[00:44:51] fuck, I don't know.
[00:44:53] This is like, let's do top 10 this year.
[00:44:56] They beat all the top teams in the world, basically.
[00:45:00] Like their run wasn't easy, it wasn't like they got, like I think Furia's run, you have
[00:45:04] to beat Aurora and Batgum.
[00:45:07] I think that's much easier than the run that the Falcons had to go through, they had to
[00:45:13] go through Navi. Navi there to go through vitality first and then team spirit that's
[00:45:26] fucking hard man that's fucking yo yo yo what the fuck yo t1 dark in with the
[00:45:39] 100 gifted subs
[00:45:43] Hey, yo, why you give 200 subs? Yo, thank you so much men
[00:45:48] Tell my boss John and I said hi wait you work at T1 or
[00:45:54] What your interaction with the 50 you think of the 50 you guys was always gifted subs wait you work at T1 or what?
[00:46:02] I'm overseas right now
[00:46:05] Yo, Chad sake. Thank you. You're gonna give this up Jesus
[00:46:08] Thank you all for the subs, InterX have just gifted 100 subs today and now T1 Darken has
[00:46:14] gifted 100 subs.
[00:46:16] Mamma Mia, you owe double use.
[00:46:21] Thank you guys so much, I really appreciate that.
[00:46:23] Sometimes I think when someone gives 100 subs they must have misclicked.
[00:46:36] Did you miss click?
[00:46:51] Oh my god this guy is called LCP hashtag 2006
[00:46:54] So he's an aspiring pro player who was born in the 2000s
[00:46:59] So basically, he's about a fucking glide on my ass in mechanics
[00:47:36] I feel like I just die level 1-5 in the stupidest ways possible.
[00:47:53] Like what am I even doing?
[00:47:56] How am I dying there?
[00:48:03] Like my game, I feel like I played the game well outside of the first 5 levels.
[00:48:10] Every time I play the first 5 levels, I just automatically put myself behind.
[00:48:29] I think I need to play way safer.
[00:48:31] I think I was getting super cocky there.
[00:48:33] He took the war, he took the awful trade.
[00:48:47] here I was being also super cocky there
[00:49:17] My Jace is 0-10, enemy Jace to be won, yeah.
[00:50:01] How do you kind of see that?
[00:50:14] Now Eustace is here.
[00:50:22] Crazy, he's back to lane already.
[00:50:40] I don't get it, how is it every game one of my lanes is feeding somewhere?
[00:50:50] It's insane.
[00:50:55] This is like the, probably like the fourth game in a row where my top laner is getting
[00:50:58] fucking slam
[00:51:05] The game is lost.
[00:51:29] I tried to bait his windroll with my Q, but then he just dashed through it.
[00:51:56] maybe i am washed
[00:53:10] It's Yasuo is insane by the way, like he actually is insane.
[00:55:10] I'm gathering storm what the fuck
[00:55:35] Yasuo is pretty good, I would say he's like master towards Grandmaster Yasuo probably.
[00:56:35] I'm talking to you
[00:56:42] It's mid wave, it's massive
[00:57:35] What?
[00:59:35] I would have just basing tb bot
[00:59:46] My god, I'm just gonna I'm just fucking cock chair missing cannons
[01:01:05] Am I like am I getting trolled or not okay I thought if I could fight bot and lean into
[01:01:21] You could just kill him
[01:02:51] This is the US, I'd push out another top lane, but it's Korea, so...
[01:03:45] up
[01:03:52] up
[01:03:55] up
[01:03:58] up
[01:04:01] up
[01:04:05] up
[01:04:09] up
[01:05:13] My cheeks are sweating
[01:06:43] Should I just keep pushing top because you're a fuck skipper or what?
[01:06:53] Why does it show there's a boobah?
[01:07:13] So why did you do that? So why did we fight there? Why did we do that?
[01:07:16] Like what do you want me to do in a fight like that?
[01:07:33] Every time I'm near Jarvan, it's Giga losing. I need to stay away from Jarvan
[01:07:43] Okay, nice.
[01:07:54] Well played by Yone.
[01:08:01] Hmm, did I beat that soul in one?
[01:08:15] I know I'm three levels up with three items, but I am TF.
[01:08:49] Yo, these cannons are not serious, by the way.
[01:09:19] How insane is that?
[01:09:33] He blocks the whole thing.
[01:10:33] Okay, a game win.
[01:10:45] A game win.
[01:10:47] A game win.
[01:10:49] Please give me more of those game wins.
[01:10:53] I need them out here, it's rough.
[01:11:01] What elo is this?
[01:11:02] I don't know man, my MMR is probably trashed now.
[01:11:06] 355 LP,
[01:11:09] 96 LP,
[01:11:12] Diamond 3,
[01:11:16] 350 LP, it's just low master.
[01:11:19] It's just low master.
[01:11:24] But this game I did focus on top lane a little bit more,
[01:11:27] but I guess bot lane was winning by itself.
[01:11:29] But I think focusing top lane is the answer.
[01:11:32] 3 out of 8 it's actually scripted. Trust me bro, this is our year squad, okay.
[01:11:41] There's a few logos on there that I think won't have it be their year, are you smelling?
[01:11:49] I wish I had been upkeep any more I guess.
[01:12:19] Can you ask Riot to make all the Swiss games best of three like CS did?
[01:12:24] Well, the problem is in League, how many teams were there in the best of three Swiss?
[01:12:28] Was there 16 teams?
[01:12:32] If there was, then I guess it's doable.
[01:12:34] The only issue is...
[01:12:38] The only main issue is time constraints.
[01:12:41] The reason CS can do it
[01:12:42] is primarily because they do double streams, right?
[01:12:59] Whereas in League it would take weeks.
[01:13:12] Bro, is it just me, everyone's getting married?
[01:13:17] The fuck is this?
[01:13:20] Everyone's getting married!
[01:13:42] CS has more viewers and revenue. I'm pretty sure League has more viewers and revenue than
[01:13:55] CS. I could be wrong though. But I think that CS probably has more revenue from sponsors
[01:14:07] because of the gambling sponsors. The gambling sponsors there are ridiculous.
[01:14:15] The amount of money they're paying is crazy. They're going to be all over League soon.
[01:14:21] So teams will start to actually be sustainable soon.
[01:14:29] I think there's a lot of teams already on poly markets.
[01:14:31] And G2 has one...
[01:14:36] Fnatic has their own betting casino website.
[01:14:39] I'm pretty sure they just opened it.
[01:15:01] I'm going to kill you.
[01:15:05] What is it?
[01:15:15] Follow me.
[01:15:22] This is my turn.
[01:15:25] That's right.
[01:15:31] I swear in EW, everyone at the start of the game is AFK, changing song, reading Twitter.
[01:15:53] In the Korean server they are like gearing up for a fucking fight to the death.
[01:16:17] that guy is done with his game he is fucking out of there he is completely
[01:16:26] tilted out of the planet
[01:16:29] of
[01:17:17] What?
[01:17:19] I'm not going to be able to kill him.
[01:17:43] What?
[01:18:06] I think I should just buy steel thefts. It sounds stupid, but they have Irelia, Yasuo, Chasuna and their dina is 0 to 0 level 1.
[01:18:13] And I should go mid-eyes, I think.
[01:19:13] I could ult somewhere right now, but I don't really have any damage.
[01:19:42] that's probably what it's here
[01:21:05] I think Mithana hates me with a fashion.
[01:21:10] I actually, Mithana probably wants to rip my head off IRL.
[01:21:35] It's so insane like what the fuck do I do versus this guy when he's recalling.
[01:22:31] What is this music
[01:23:54] Where the fuck is everyone?
[01:24:23] I was dead and then I got a couple of assists and now I have a shutdown of a hundred gold.
[01:24:53] And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you go steal caps in this matchup, otherwise I
[01:25:03] think my fucking balls get ripped off there.
[01:26:23] He had a game double.
[01:26:48] how is he really a so fucking OP like how how did he really get so broken
[01:27:04] She's four levels up on my top laner.
[01:27:12] Proxying him, killing him under tier two.
[01:27:22] It's really like, like, speeding on us.
[01:27:47] Yeah
[01:28:47] why am I following this fucking call
[01:29:08] He really has literally ended the game top.
[01:29:34] I'm going to try this.
[01:29:40] I'm going to try this.
[01:29:44] It's fine.
[01:29:56] I'm going to try this.
[01:30:02] I'm going to try this.
[01:30:34] Okay. Yeah, I really need Lich Bane.
[01:30:47] Did she say Ionia is my grandma? What the fuck was that line?
[01:31:34] Oh my god it's such a fatty wave.
[01:31:48] Okay, this Poppy is disgusting on many, many levels.
[01:32:06] Many many levels.
[01:32:09] her champ is broken so maybe it's fun
[01:32:42] Another game where the enemy top is just completely carrying the game alone.
[01:32:56] Bro Korean SoloQ I think top lane is the most OP role in the game by far.
[01:33:01] solo queue top laners just single handedly carry the whole game.
[01:35:01] I'm dying a solo baron.
[01:35:10] You have a ward for baron that you can put down.
[01:35:54] Maybe I should have blue carded him, he would die.
[01:36:10] Okay, raid boss down.
[01:36:52] I think I'll base and run back.
[01:37:14] I was surprised Yasuo had windwall up.
[01:38:44] Well, they landed a Giga Wombo combo.
[01:39:08] I just can't stack with them, otherwise I'm in the Wombo combo.
[01:39:11] I feel like if I'm at an angle like that, Yasuo Windwall becomes really hard for him to press, but if I'm at an angle like where they are, then I just, I just, the Windwall just cooks all of us.
[01:39:32] I'm kinda going to avoid stuff right now, cause I have a lot of...
[01:39:35] ...reliences.
[01:39:41] They're gonna flash in the dino, and they're all gonna die and they're gonna end the warp.
[01:40:10] for dying in Yasuo
[01:40:14] but how are they all there? what the fuck?
[01:40:21] my register of the brain
[01:40:24] of their timing was off a bit there
[01:40:40] I mean, if Corky dies, the fight's lost, like, it's just instantly lost.
[01:41:05] Oh
[01:41:25] She bowled again the enemy top carries to gain my loan
[01:41:35] It's crazy to me. Every game top lane is just so long, you know.
[01:41:51] Why don't you ult the wave?
[01:41:55] I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it, I'm actually like starting to want to give up, I got...
[01:42:10] I swear every game toplane has decided the game like I can't stress it enough this game
[01:42:28] enemy top is 11 kills my top is three kills the game is lost this game the enemy okay
[01:42:34] this was this was a horror game okay this game wasn't toplane either this game was toplane
[01:42:40] oh my god 16 kills top laner this game was I mean my fucking bot lane was it's
[01:42:48] it's crazy some games are just like the enemy Lucian was 12-0 in 10 minutes
[01:42:58] like this game I won because my top laner was feasting him
[01:43:10] Oh my god, I'm on such a Giga Loost streak, how do I get off my Loost streak?
[01:43:23] Q top then?
[01:43:24] I can't play top lane, I'm boosted top lane.
[01:43:29] Top lane requires you to be like slightly mentally ill, what is this?
[01:43:37] I didn't want to say it, you said it, I come from Uniborg, and your sister was like, he's
[01:43:46] from Uniborg, he's from Uniborg, and your parents, and then I came in and they were
[01:43:49] like, oh, you're from Uniborg, and then we said, your parents are the most awesome people
[01:43:53] and your sister as well, you have a great family as well, it's my wife.
[01:43:57] No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't have a sister.
[01:43:59] What?
[01:44:00] He called his wife's sister again.
[01:44:02] Wait, what? That's your wife?
[01:44:05] She was awesome.
[01:44:07] No, your wife was awesome.
[01:44:10] Are you trolling or what?
[01:44:12] No, just calling her.
[01:44:14] What?
[01:44:15] It's trolling.
[01:44:16] Okay, okay, okay, then that's my bad.
[01:44:19] That's even better.
[01:44:21] Your wife was awesome.
[01:44:23] Okay, alright.
[01:44:25] But yeah, from the minimum, that's all bad.
[01:44:28] That's all good, my bad.
[01:44:30] How are you going to celebrate tonight?
[01:44:32] I'm going to waste more of your time.
[01:44:34] I need a dintonic right now.
[01:44:36] I'm sweating it so hard on the stage.
[01:44:42] Your sister?
[01:44:50] Oh, Ona.
[01:44:51] Man, Karagin is crazy.
[01:44:53] Like, that guy is the greatest IGL to ever touch the game CS.
[01:44:58] You can't convince me that he's not like that guy just joined the team and they won a major within 60 days
[01:45:05] Like that is the most insane thing I've ever heard of in my life
[01:45:10] That like that is just ridiculous to me
[01:45:19] He joined the super team yeah, but bro, how is it that he can join a team of super teams?
[01:45:24] And they're like they're like they're like never able to win ever
[01:45:28] They're always like second third place and he just comes in and they beat the top five teams all of them instant gun one
[01:45:37] Like that's insane to me
[01:45:43] Carragand that goat for real for real for real the goat
[01:45:48] Okay, I'm kind of done playing TF to be honest. I'll just play something else
[01:45:54] What even counts for Synovia?
[01:46:24] Use faker skin? I'm using faker skin.
[01:46:31] What am I talking about?
[01:46:54] I think I should have just played jungle on this server.
[01:47:22] I guess no one really ghosts in Korea in the US every master lobby is a fucking viewer game
[01:47:33] and I'm not even kidding it's ridiculous
[01:47:52] Of course Lee Sin's here, of course Briar's here, of course we're gonna fight to the death level one, of course we are
[01:48:52] Why did they swap aggro?
[01:49:07] How is the cannon alive?
[01:49:09] I don't know, my wave is so fucking big under that tower.
[01:49:15] Should I just gank bot?
[01:49:16] I don't know when I can start to gank bot.
[01:49:19] I don't know what summoner it's using, it doesn't say.
[01:49:24] Okay, well apparently they know I'm the only one who can vote.
[01:49:35] Their chase is not in the game.
[01:49:39] When can they remake?
[01:49:40] What time is the remake?
[01:50:41] I got 30 LP for that?
[01:50:53] What?
[01:50:54] I thought it was a remake.
[01:50:58] What the fuck?
[01:51:01] That was a win?
[01:51:06] chat Nico just won a major what the f**k does that say chat what does that say am i banned
[01:51:32] Niko just won a major
[01:51:36] Karagun just won a major at 40 years old or some shit
[01:51:45] I am 30 I will hit challenger. I will I will hit challenger
[01:51:56] Is that like a
[01:52:02] I don't know if it's gonna be on the EU ladder, on the Korean ladder.
[01:52:09] Oh Epic playlist, that's what I need, that's what I need, that's what I need.
[01:52:15] I'm making you play this now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:52:17] Dude, I need to win some games, I need an Epic playlist.
[01:52:20] I need to win some games too Tyler.
[01:52:22] I'm making you play this.
[01:52:24] Hello?
[01:52:25] Hello?
[01:52:26] I need to win some games too Tyler.
[01:52:27] Hello?
[01:52:28] Hello?
[01:52:29] Hello?
[01:52:30] It's time.
[01:52:31] time one man one man one man one man against the world they are they are
[01:53:01] He's pissed. I'm gonna piss.
[01:53:31] But there is one man that the legend has spoke of who will take on that crown, boys.
[01:53:40] His name is TORROR FUCKIN' ONE.
[01:53:44] He'll slap him up.
[01:54:01] Classic, classic, classic.
[01:54:28] Look at those arms though!
[01:54:31] What's up?
[01:54:33] Broom, broom, welcome again?
[01:54:35] What?
[01:54:36] Who's that big bad boy?
[01:54:37] Broom, broom, broom.
[01:54:39] What's up with that guy?
[01:54:40] Sprint, that's the last guy.
[01:54:42] No!
[01:54:43] Hit him with the left!
[01:54:47] All right, sorry to bug my hand.
[01:54:49] Hit him with the right!
[01:54:51] Hit him with the left!
[01:54:52] Hey, headbutt him!
[01:55:01] For an old twitch with a shitty mic and a fucking terrible webcam,
[01:55:31] It was just different. It was just so fucking different. Good times. Good times.
[01:55:48] Those were the days.
[01:56:18] Do you eat your boogers sometimes?
[01:56:47] A
[01:57:08] Akali this game is kinda broken.
[01:58:08] It's green sulky mark so don't forget level 1 there will probably be the game decided.
[01:58:38] There it is.
[01:58:48] Yep.
[01:58:51] Well ain't that about to be.
[01:58:53] Yep.
[01:58:54] Korean solo Q.
[01:58:55] Yep.
[01:58:56] I'm gonna fight this guy level 1 and yep if I lose I'm gonna stand still for 30 minutes.
[01:59:04] Welcome to Korea.
[01:59:05] Yep.
[01:59:06] Oh, Tintak here is awful, or what?
[01:59:20] I really hope this ambessa is not good at the game.
[02:01:18] So let's wait for this fuck.
[02:02:18] Oh my god, the winner's game is full-cooked.
[02:03:18] Nice, my top laner has decided to give me a gank.
[02:03:26] I'm best at doing a lot this game I think.
[02:04:18] You're getting flamed, what for? For him getting solo killed three times? Not good. I'll play it better next time.
[02:04:48] Oh fuck, I think I'm gonna miss play again here
[02:05:00] Fuck my bad
[02:05:18] Well, I think I'm going to have to give my game to safety.
[02:05:45] Every lane is just getting fucking buffed, it's crazy.
[02:06:15] Like they're getting absolutely slashed.
[02:06:45] Well, Akali vs. Zin Zhao is really fun, 5 death top, my bad, sorry, my bad, that's
[02:07:11] That's my bad.
[02:07:23] Rahasi solo killed 5 times.
[02:07:26] Like literally 5 times in Jace's first Irelia.
[02:07:32] Which is like a good matchup for Irelia.
[02:08:11] If we don't do something bot side, the game is just losing, we have to like force hard
[02:08:40] on bot. Not bad. I thought the wave was bigger to be honest. Maybe since I was a bad solo
[02:08:58] character. I thought I can quite slow. It's okay my champ is pretty good at stacking
[02:09:04] Drinks so I will stack Drinks
[02:09:17] This Ash E
[02:09:34] I'm going to 200 here.
[02:09:48] I'm gonna be the one who's gonna fall for us.
[02:10:48] This is insane, man. Oh my god, I think I've played a more impossible game of jungle.
[02:10:57] Relain is getting f***ed
[02:11:57] What should I buy this game?
[02:15:57] I'm trying to make as much space as possible fuck if I got the drake
[02:16:27] It's okay, come in.
[02:19:19] I'm gonna startle you
[02:19:33] Okay, so what? I need to do something
[02:21:49] Okay, nice, I think my goat.
[02:22:15] Yeah
[02:23:45] I could just kill one of them.
[02:23:53] Hi there, old man. Ash flashed in, I go on Ash, and Bessa gets hooked.
[02:23:57] Maybe I'm going to miss her. I mean, I could just kill Ash, I guess, but...
[02:24:01] I
[02:24:12] It's crazy Jace lived like Jace should die there
[02:24:31] I don't know, their Jace is so tanky, it's crazy.
[02:24:56] Please stop dying for like 30 seconds
[02:25:26] Everyone just gets caught!
[02:25:52] How are you in Irelia one trick when you have exhaust up like you're so
[02:26:19] No, don't kill it, it's really a sturdy deal.
[02:26:27] Solo kill 10 times! 10 times solo kill!
[02:26:31] 10 times!
[02:27:19] I think I will just ram my face into them.
[02:27:35] I just fight GA and I just click forwards on him.
[02:27:39] Actually maybe I should wait for Ketterina Revenants.
[02:27:45] he wants Revenants.
[02:29:15] Please don't walk up mid, Caitlyn. What the fuck are you doing?
[02:29:21] Man, he is like crazy, man.
[02:29:23] I'm gonna buy Electra Viren, put Nasty in and just send it, I guess.
[02:29:45] Failights are the worst addition to the game ever.
[02:30:45] It's so crazy. Just on our enemy top and next it's like it's insane. Just on our enemy
[02:31:01] top again for the fifth game in a row. Just on our enemy top and just save you. Like it's
[02:31:08] It's insane. It's literally insane. Every game, top lane role.
[02:31:22] It's like some healing lecture and some shit growing there like fucking...
[02:32:08] I hate being the guy that's like bro my team sucks, but what is my team somebody's game?
[02:32:38] The games are ridiculous!
[02:32:40] Like I haven't even finished my full clear and he's died 3 times!
[02:32:44] 1v1!
[02:32:46] And he's writing in Korean that jungle needs to come top!
[02:32:49] Bro, you're playing Irelia into Jace and you're dead 3 times in fucking 2 minutes!
[02:32:54] What are you talking about jungle for bro? Sort your shit out!
[02:33:04] Let's check enemy top laner, last 3 games.
[02:33:06] Yes, this game, 112th my top laner, mmhmm, yeah this game, 2-9 enemy tops, 10-4, 1-B9ing.
[02:33:12] Let's check this game, mmhmm, 3-12 enemy tops, 11-4, completely fisting everyone.
[02:33:22] Like, this top lane roll is crazy OP.
[02:33:27] Sometimes you get the Jace that runs it, and I always get the Jace that runs it, I don't know how.
[02:33:32] How is my Jace always running it?
[02:33:34] Every Jace I have just fucking sucks, and every Jace they have is fucking OP.
[02:33:41] Like, if Baos came to Korea, he would literally get rank 1.
[02:33:52] He would literally get rank 1 on the spot.
[02:33:55] Like, he would land, and he would just be given rank 1.
[02:34:34] involved in that shit. Hell nah. That is not my speciality. Like you have to have like
[02:34:40] a certain level of fucking illness in your head to play those matchups because like you
[02:34:45] have to like put your balls on the table and just fake everything and just it just works.
[02:34:57] So maybe Catarina is my ban.
[02:35:01] Maybe I just take Catarina out.
[02:35:09] Actually I just wish I could ban my own top laner.
[02:35:14] Maybe I need to just right click top.
[02:35:20] Oh no, I banned Catarina, time to dodge.
[02:35:22] Maybe I need to right click top a lot harder.
[02:35:38] The lily, the...
[02:35:44] Ask Faker to boost you.
[02:35:45] Okay, wait, I'll go upstairs and go ask him.
[02:35:48] I'll just interrupt their screams and be like, yo, Faker, Sally's got a problem.
[02:35:52] Can you fucking any help any help would be would be wonderful
[02:36:01] Call me crazy, but I think I'm cursed
[02:36:14] Call me crazy, but I think something's wrong with this count like for real something's wrong with this count
[02:36:22] 10, 10, 10.
[02:36:49] Mitsuko is coming over in 30 minutes.
[02:36:51] double you
[02:36:53] uh... yes
[02:36:54] in a matter of is that you know laugh iralia work we're gonna pick the sandra
[02:36:59] you know what it is and the top of the book of the plate
[02:37:01] will play the center top
[02:37:11] i mean that's perfect because this opens up sally's this opens up sally's you know
[02:37:19] okay i can't play it into or
[02:37:20] knock on
[02:37:21] that's not my matchup
[02:37:38] I'm not playing to Aurora
[02:37:43] I don't really know what's good into Aurora
[02:37:48] I guess I just play R. I don't know.
[02:37:51] I'm thinking of Akali, but that lane is probably super hard, isn't it?
[02:38:00] Let me check Aurora winrate.
[02:38:07] What's winning against Aurora?
[02:38:09] Katarina Vagars, Zoe Diana Yasuo, Vladimir Leblanc.
[02:38:19] We need a really good 5px support here, like a really good one.
[02:38:38] What would you say is the optimal temperature for no t-shirt gaming?
[02:38:48] 24?
[02:38:51] 24, 25?
[02:38:58] twenty four twenty five
[02:39:16] he's playing aura, aura, aura, mid with cleanse really
[02:39:28] Come on Mark, just lock in your freaking freak rep.
[02:39:58] Well bot lane is the side in the middle, nice.
[02:41:26] Bro, what is the range on that E spell? Crazy.
[02:41:56] How is my tail trolling, how is my tail not hitting that, are you stupid?
[02:45:26] Yes, I know. I know. Bring it. Bring it again. Bring it again.
[02:46:46] Okay, you can see, like that.
[02:47:00] The season is changing. I'm changing too.
[02:47:08] I'm going to die.
[02:47:19] I want to feel any kind of hunger.
[02:48:00] Okay well played me. My camera wasn't the perfect spot to be alive.
[02:48:11] Listen, if you need someone to watch you, I'm your guy.
[02:49:05] Just making sure they can't escape there
[02:49:35] Wow, she's so quick!
[02:49:40] I thought the move speed buff was not that long.
[02:49:43] Bro, it's insane how quick she is.
[02:49:59] Bro it's insane how quick back she is to lean.
[02:51:21] It's impossible to charm her. She has dogs, W. It's impossible.
[02:51:25] I should just charm the Aurora.
[02:51:35] I'm alive really pretty soon.
[02:51:49] Nice, top lane roll.
[02:51:51] It doesn't matter how mids play, I can be faker, I can be f**king gold chatterman backseater, it doesn't matter. Top lane will just win the game. It's classic.
[02:52:03] Because in Korea, it's not that your top laner plays good, it's that if their top laner plays bad, he will make sure they lose. Like that's a hand, he will make it a sworn duty for the next 30 minutes to make sure his team loses the game, no matter what.
[02:52:13] He solo killed 5 times, but he will make sure it's his team's fault and he will make sure he loses.
[02:52:21] I have 3 MS instead of 2 I think I'm lagging.
[02:52:46] I think my laning level 1 to 5 is just dog shit, like it is just fucking dog shit.
[02:53:16] i need to fix it if i'm gonna climb
[02:53:22] actually my level one two is fine my three four five is where i just in the game
[02:53:46] my bet
[02:54:00] hmm
[02:54:11] I'm pinched, broken
[02:54:41] Like I said, the hands won't do it to you against this man.
[02:54:45] He's solo killed by enemy support, right?
[02:54:48] He will make sure he still loses.
[02:55:11] I will have to win this fight each other
[02:55:31] Oh my god he does not have to go to the wall
[02:56:11] I'm going to sneak this top right here.
[02:56:21] I'm going to side start in 6 days, 6 days.
[02:56:31] I could call my mom, I think, to tell her that I hit a charm.
[02:56:55] I
[02:57:17] Think
[02:57:25] What is the meaning of Korea so far?
[02:57:42] Well, honestly, I think that the laners are grand master level in Europe, no joke, just
[02:57:50] they have zero brain, but in lane they're way better.
[02:57:54] I feel like I'm 30 years old, but I think when I play Master Tier in EU, I actually think I can gap half the Master Midlaners with one hand, even though I'm not even that good.
[02:58:04] I just think that their lanes are just dogshit.
[02:58:08] The game starts at minute minus one, because the Koreans will make sure the game is decided in the first 30 seconds.
[02:58:14] In every lane, the game will be decided, no matter what.
[02:58:17] No matter what, the game will be decided.
[02:58:19] And if they lose the flip, they will make sure that you lose the game.
[02:58:22] lose the game and it's your fault for top lane and bot lane.
[02:58:25] Bot lane will fight to the death for a middle brush level 1
[02:58:29] and top lane will fight to the death because they feel like it.
[02:58:41] So it's 100 times more fighting.
[02:58:45] And they're a lot better at the game than the EU players.
[02:58:48] But it is fucking frustrating to play.
[02:58:51] Now I get it, because Nemesis and Reckless, it took them 40 days to get Challenger.
[02:58:56] I think if they did it in the EU, it would take them literally two weeks on their MMR accounts, you know what I mean?
[02:59:02] On their MMR accounts, it would take them two weeks, I'm sure, because the games are way less flippy.
[02:59:07] And if it took them 40 days, it's impossible for me to do it in 30. It's impossible. They are 10 times better than me.
[02:59:13] So I think what I've realized with this climb is it's just play, see what I can do, and go back to Europe.
[02:59:19] I think the chance of getting challenger are probably like 5% if I go on like a 30 game win streak
[02:59:29] But I need to hit challenger this year. I need to what the fuck does that mean?
[02:59:35] And I like I actually need to hit challenger this year
[02:59:46] So if I don't hit challenger this year
[02:59:49] That would be three years in a row of not being challenger.
[02:59:54] Excessive gaming disrupts daily life. Three hours after using League of Legends has passed.
[03:00:05] I think this year I have to hit it. I'll probably hit it in Europe, right? I don't think the chance of me hitting it in Korea is going to be possible.
[03:00:19] But I will hit challenger this year.
[03:00:30] The only problem I have with getting challenger is just like Riot has just made it, so to
[03:00:36] hit challenger you need to be 2000 LP, like it's crazy to me, 2000 LP to me back in the
[03:00:42] days is like a hacker. Now it's the norm.
[03:00:59] But I need to complain less, lane better level 1 to 5 and I don't know if my
[03:01:06] champion pool is bad or not. I haven't really been able to tell. Like I guess
[03:01:09] There is a disadvantage in that I don't really play Syndra and I don't play psycho champs like Katarina, Kiana, Talon, but I feel like these are one-tricks.
[03:01:27] What's Zeka playing? Zeka's ranked one in Korea.
[03:01:30] Zaka and Shoemaker.
[03:01:37] Well, he just plays fucking Aramaeum now, an arena, because he's already ranked one.
[03:01:46] Shoemaker plays his TF.
[03:01:49] He just plays a mid laner.
[03:01:53] I think that's how you climb on mid lane.
[03:01:55] just play a mid laner. He has been abusing Cassie a little bit. Like here in this game,
[03:02:08] I think that Victor is just good though. Hey, is that some Bitzooka? Oh, thanks so much
[03:02:14] I think I got some gifts.
[03:02:18] I'll Victor spend.
[03:02:22] Maybe I just play Casio.
[03:02:26] Is Casio good on this patch?
[03:02:44] Yo, thanks for the resub catch, I much love.
[03:02:50] Well, I have a lot of short range champs on my team.
[03:02:57] I thought Kassia would be good because I can like W the Alistar combo, W the Senorout,
[03:03:01] W the Jax E. Also, I think it's an AD carry mid and if it's an AD carry mid, I think it's
[03:03:07] Jin mid.
[03:03:08] Maybe I should have gone a ghost though. I'm fucking trolling
[03:03:14] I think I should have just gone ghost. I think that's gonna hurt me a lot not having ghosts
[03:03:20] But having Casio in the gym is quite nice
[03:03:22] Zekka and Shoemaker seem to be playing a lot of Casio.
[03:03:37] He plays TP, but he plays Precision Second.
[03:03:40] Oh, I have Precision Second.
[03:03:42] This was a while ago.
[03:03:44] He goes Roa Seraphs on Casio.
[03:03:46] Should I go Roa Seraphs?
[03:03:48] Is that the play?
[03:03:52] Many of them are in the middle of a fight
[03:04:06] Like what are we doing? Are we still fighting to the death of one?
[03:04:10] Is this still a thing?
[03:05:22] Oh my god, I'm out of I have one more instead
[03:05:52] Maybe I should max Q in this lane, actually.
[03:06:04] Get her max Q on Kessir.
[03:06:06] Maybe I should max Q in this lane.
[03:08:18] I think
[03:08:30] I think
[03:08:45] Well, Alistar is recognized that they have a gened mid lane, so...
[03:10:45] I'm not sure if that's what I'm talking about.
[03:11:15] I really should have maxed Q.
[03:11:44] of
[03:12:24] What is that?
[03:12:42] I'm actually going to sit next to you.
[03:14:54] Okay, these beats are so bad.
[03:15:03] I mean, I like Tony music, but I'm going to have to switch it off for a little bit.
[03:15:50] It's kind of hard for me to ever really hit him with Q and things and none.
[03:17:17] Yeah, I think comboing in 2v5 is probably not the best idea.
[03:17:42] W mid-sumpo.
[03:18:02] He guys says yes you're eating. What do you mean?
[03:18:05] Finally, he's eating.
[03:18:13] What do you build on Casio after Seraph's?
[03:18:16] go with like a Reviton's or what?
[03:20:16] probably a hard game ahead
[03:21:46] Well, I kinda let him die, but I want to kill the Mildfights.
[03:22:16] I guess it worked out, you got 2 flashes and 3 for 2.
[03:23:11] I don't really want to be bought
[03:24:07] Oh, every lane just getting pushed in and I have no TP.
[03:24:13] They're playing because they want to leave the game.
[03:25:09] How did Graves not kill me?
[03:26:29] I didn't see him on the sleeper where was he what the fuck
[03:28:29] of
[03:28:36] the
[03:28:39] death
[03:28:44] of
[03:28:46] death
[03:28:48] of
[03:28:50] death
[03:29:57] Well, I'm peaking, Alistar is spam peeing to fight bot.
[03:30:12] I think Alisar is just getting killed at the end of the game.
[03:31:03] Why am I so slow?
[03:32:03] their jungler is up 100 cs
[03:32:33] My support jungle are just spam FFing!
[03:33:33] Why is it so hard to get hit?
[03:33:42] Like, my jungle and support are just standing there arguing,
[03:33:45] All game.
[03:33:47] Like, it doesn't matter, he can pick fucking Soraka
[03:33:49] and just put bananas up his sheets for 30 minutes,
[03:33:52] but it doesn't matter.
[03:33:56] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[03:34:03] Where is Winner's Cube? Where is it? Where is Winner's Cube? Where is the game where
[03:34:12] my teammates, like I can look at all my teammates and say damn, you guys actually have a heartbeat
[03:34:18] and your human beings. That's insane.
[03:34:35] How do you say humans, please, in Korean?
[03:34:43] What's the word for human?
[03:34:48] Sarem Juseyo bro, give me fucking Sarem's ASAP.
[03:35:17] you eat yet no I didn't eat yet
[03:35:47] Hmm.
[03:36:15] Thinking emoji.
[03:36:16] Okay, I'll carry the game on Lee Sin.
[03:36:39] more games i played and more i learned the server
[03:36:47] it'll make sense to me now
[03:36:51] it's coming to me
[03:36:54] i will be ascending soon
[03:36:59] I'm gonna stop that noise.
[03:37:29] It's all coming to me I have two Northlifts on my team, nice.
[03:37:45] I'm feeling a little bit melty.
[03:38:06] I have an idea.
[03:38:11] It's time to start winning.
[03:38:15] It's time to start the lane. I've decided
[03:38:20] We're gonna go for a power spike here. This is the 10 game win streak glasses off 10 game win streak
[03:38:45] What do you mean it's already cooked, no it's not.
[03:39:15] I am deploying emergency climb tactic.
[03:39:40] How did I get so stuck?
[03:39:42] It's crazy to me.
[03:39:43] When I was a pro player I could get Challenger with one finger.
[03:39:45] Now I'm 30 years old and I can't even get a win streak in Master like, how bad is it?
[03:39:52] How did it get so bad?
[03:39:56] I was challenger for...
[03:39:59] I was challenger from 2014 to 2021 after the Leasing Challenge.
[03:40:06] I was challenger for...
[03:40:09] 8, 7 years.
[03:40:10] And now...
[03:40:13] Now I can't even scratch Master.
[03:40:15] The last time I got challenger was when I did the one day challenger because I queued up
[03:40:21] I went off-screen, got challenger and I queued up and lost and he got demoted.
[03:40:27] Even though I just wanted to leave my account there.
[03:40:31] But chat was peer-pressuring me to play a game and I lost and got demoted.
[03:40:45] I don't know why I thought it moves, I'm just going to try something.
[03:41:12] It's like brushing your teeth with your left hand, you know what I mean?
[03:41:41] like jacking off in a second
[03:42:11] Where was he? I just saw him on the new map somewhere.
[03:43:41] Nice, couple in the side to the game again.
[03:44:06] Nice, I did nothing. Just got my camera out and the game's over.
[03:46:06] What the hell are you doing?
[03:47:06] I
[03:48:37] I'll give him a tennis
[03:48:51] Damn, you're smart
[03:49:06] I
[03:50:06] Oh, he's getting kind of fisted now.
[03:51:33] I need to get out of here
[03:51:40] I have no damage
[03:51:58] Maybe I should have just killed Cajun. It's just the simple thing to do
[03:54:03] Is Lee Sin nerfed?
[03:54:12] What did they nerf him?
[03:54:20] When did they nerf him?
[03:55:50] It's just greedy. It's greedy and unnecessary.
[03:56:03] When they nerf me some patch...
[03:56:13] In 16-12 they nerfed him
[03:56:23] Wait they nerfed him pretty hard, what the fuck?!
[03:57:03] Yeah, not a lot of horror with that Q.
[03:58:52] and
[03:58:55] and
[03:58:58] if
[03:59:01] if
[03:59:03] if
[03:59:05] if
[03:59:07] if
[03:59:09] if
[03:59:12] if
[03:59:14] if
[03:59:16] if
[03:59:20] if
[03:59:22] Okay, you guys are probably not.
[04:00:52] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
[04:00:59] I'm just gonna go back to the base.
[04:01:06] I'm just gonna go back to the base.
[04:01:43] He has just one shot Baron.
[04:02:13] I'm too old
[04:04:43] So how hard did Lee Sin get hit, cause I can feel he's weaker.
[04:05:06] Oh my god, he tanked in winrate or what.
[04:05:10] When was the patch out 26.12? It was probably on... I'm guessing it was like what, two weeks ago?
[04:05:19] A week ago?
[04:05:26] When was it released chat?
[04:05:40] 9th of June? Yeah. Yeah. No wait, that's June right here. Okay, it's when we went down
[04:05:52] a lot. Bro, he's not even in the top 10 junglers anymore. Fuck, I was gonna say let's just swap
[04:06:04] to jungle and climb, but Lee Sin is my main champ and it's useless now.
[04:06:24] Because the reason I stopped playing jungle is because every time I played jungle in E
[04:06:29] It was literally a fucking lobby game and and they tracked me like a fucking UAV and
[04:06:36] Then it was like put delay on the stream
[04:06:37] But I can't put delay on if I'm kosher me and then playing solo queue
[04:06:41] Otherwise I have to restart the stream which I see be a I think in Korea
[04:06:44] There's not that many ghosters right now in this elo at least a lot of people no one's really said K.Jal only a couple people said it
[04:06:51] So I'm down to play jungle
[04:06:54] I just wonder what the best champs are for jungle because I haven't played jungle in a very long time
[04:07:00] But I think my my highest level in my whole life has been on jungle by miles
[04:07:07] But Silas jungle looks good, which is a tick
[04:07:11] Graves looks good, but I think graves is a bit risky
[04:07:16] Nidalee looks good, but my Nidalee was you you will laugh at this, but it's true when I
[04:07:24] When I got rank one
[04:07:27] Nidalee was my third most played and it was a lot of games. I had a lot of games on Graves Nidalee Kha'zix.
[04:07:33] I was
[04:07:34] really really one of my biggest strengths back then was I was really good. I was kind of like
[04:07:40] Okay, don't say it's comparing because I'm just trying to give you an example
[04:07:44] Like you know how inspired folks is more on farm and
[04:07:48] Doesn't really focus on like teamplay as much. That was just how I played the game as well
[04:07:53] I just power farmed on chasics nidalee and graves, and then I just became broken
[04:08:00] Didn't really gank that much. I wasn't really like a gang to player. I just giga farmed, you know
[04:08:06] I'm wondering if I should ban nidalee if
[04:08:10] My nidalee is so rusty probably I
[04:08:13] Kind of want to give it a go though. I feel like what about Otilus? Maybe I'll just give it a go
[04:08:23] bro this is like playing nidalee now it's like it's like it's like taking off the
[04:08:29] fucking the like the rust everywhere
[04:08:38] it's like I'm I'm I'm opening up a rusty door that's just full of fucking trash
[04:08:48] what do people play on nidalee
[04:08:53] Is it by Dark Harvest?
[04:09:10] This is a Korean jungler who plays Nidalee only, who's super high elo.
[04:09:14] It looks like he plays Conqueror or Dark Harvest.
[04:09:21] I guess he just goes Dark Harvest vs One-Shot Champs and Conqueror vs Extended Fights.
[04:09:26] Which obviously makes sense.
[04:09:28] I think a game like this maybe I'll go Dark Harvest.
[04:09:39] What if he goes Second when he goes Dark Harvest?
[04:09:43] He also goes Rocket Belt's first item.
[04:09:45] your celerity transcendence
[04:09:48] okay
[04:09:51] not celerity waterwalking rather
[04:09:56] everyone also goes sixth sense in solo queue which makes sense
[04:10:02] that's crazy the one game i don't play mid
[04:10:04] zoey inflocked
[04:10:06] maybe everyone's server mains it
[04:10:09] zoey tf pro everyone plays his champs
[04:10:13] um yeah i'm pretty happy with that he just goes lich pain into rocket belt
[04:10:21] okay
[04:10:26] he also does e-start
[04:10:31] does he e-start on raptors?
[04:10:38] does valia do the same?
[04:10:43] How do you do it?
[04:10:48] You just like, auto the big one, heal yourself and then swap?
[04:11:13] I'm playing Nidalee with 5 range champs on my team.
[04:11:32] I have 0 CC, purple gun, polymorph and a bubble.
[04:11:35] I have Kai'sa top, Zoe, Asilios, Lulu.
[04:11:40] This is the worst Nidalee game in the world.
[04:11:43] Okay.
[04:11:44] I'm gonna try it, I guess.
[04:11:46] I don't really have anything to lose.
[04:11:47] So I just start Raptors, also, and I guess I'll E myself.
[04:12:13] Yeah, I think I'm already pushed.
[04:13:08] Well, but it's 50 in the 1, and they lost.
[04:15:08] Well, Belved had her angles right, and one of her angles was down.
[04:15:37] But what if I threw a spear?
[04:15:44] She's just gonna jump down.
[04:15:48] So I tried to throw the spear.
[04:22:07] I'm not a bad player, but I'm not good at fighting.
[04:22:26] I think I'm gonna get a kill.
[04:22:28] I think I'm gonna get a kill.
[04:22:56] I'm convinced that the challenge is cursed, I'm actually convinced, I believe in curses.
[04:25:52] The game is over. The game is just literally over. Like, just open it.
[04:25:57] Top solo kills.
[04:25:58] But, can't lane the gank.
[04:26:22] Go next.
[04:26:40] Chat is feeling throughout the world.
[04:26:42] This is fucking...
[04:26:47] This is literally solo queue mentally ill grinding.
[04:26:51] illness in the brain until MSI starts. That's just the way it is.
[04:27:04] Like I will make my brain rotten until MSI starts and then I'll stop.
[04:27:21] Listen to Outer Wild's music.
[04:27:28] Let me see, Outer Wilds.
[04:27:53] oh yeah bro that calms you down instantly it doesn't matter if you lose a
[04:28:00] game we listen to this this makes you realize everything's gonna be okay it
[04:28:06] could be like that
[04:28:08] B D
[04:28:12] It goes perfectly with this GIF.
[04:28:30] It actually fits perfectly.
[04:29:30] I feel good, I feel good.
[04:29:59] I feel like my win streak is coming, I can feel it.
[04:30:04] Like...
[04:30:06] I can feel it coming.
[04:30:17] It's really on the way.
[04:30:20] Like my gut is...
[04:30:23] My gut is telling me that maybe it's time...
[04:30:25] What do you mean you don't want to swap you little freak?
[04:30:27] You see Ezreal Bard used to be yo, are you fucking high?
[04:30:40] Maybe I'll just play Lissandra, now that I'm kind of feeling Lissandra
[04:30:57] J77, what are you bastard? What are you betting?
[04:31:03] Why are you doing this?
[04:31:05] What?
[04:31:07] Betting what?
[04:31:10] And now he looks in Lux ad carry
[04:31:15] What betting on what?
[04:31:27] dodge induction locks adc sbrm play zilla okay whatever i don't care if the game starts
[04:31:45] These people are mentally ill.
[04:32:11] I will not accept that I'm a master player. I will not accept that.
[04:32:15] It's not... that's... can't... no.
[04:32:17] I am not master tier.
[04:32:21] Every time I do the climb, I need a G... I can get GM instantly.
[04:32:26] But this time I can't even get master instantly.
[04:32:30] It's taking me like three days to get master. It should take me one day.
[04:32:33] Now it's cool chop!
[04:33:03] This is how you play Qiyana mid, you just sit there, and not farm anything.
[04:33:33] so
[04:33:51] he's making a lot of noise is this and
[04:33:58] Again, Cajal dies, level 4, level 3, he just dies, he gets all in by the Ignite Freak
[04:34:12] who presses all his buttons and kills him completely.
[04:34:25] Now Lee Sin takes my wave.
[04:34:37] It's always on this... like someone needs to remind me when I hit level 3 to just not
[04:34:41] die.
[04:34:42] You deserve death, you're fucking stupid.
[04:34:47] death for being ridiculous.
[04:35:17] Ha
[04:36:17] It's happening again.
[04:36:25] plane is deciding the game
[04:36:55] Well, he has two kills, but I guess my CS is pretty good.
[04:36:58] I mean, it's Kiana mid, I guess he just gives every minion just to be able to stay healthy so he can just fight everything.
[04:37:15] Nice, top lane died three times down.
[04:37:19] I have a premium top lane experience.
[04:37:25] What a hooker!
[04:37:55] ah
[04:38:00] Something stinks in this room. Maybe it's me
[04:38:18] Actually, what am I building I should go rocket belt first
[04:38:25] my teammates just don't want to win I don't get it blitzcrank is smurfing my
[04:38:49] My Lee Sin is angry, my top laner is just a plastic clean top laner.
[04:39:19] Oh, that's why he's literally freaky
[04:39:49] can win she bow can win she bow
[04:40:19] Nice, nice, he bowed.
[04:40:43] He just runs around anything.
[04:41:06] Oh god man, I don't get it.
[04:41:09] It's just war jump out over the grubbs and leave.
[04:41:13] It's just that simple.
[04:41:15] Just get out, stop running around the river like a fucking donkey.
[04:41:39] Am I like a highway? Are people just running around mid lane?
[04:42:39] mid-based. I don't know. Thank God, Genery Gold. He's just a sitting free kill.
[04:43:02] Do I farm too much? I don't get it. Should I not have 50 CS'ing? Should I just be running around fighting?
[04:43:09] Like why do I even kick top? The 5-0 rumble of course will die if I hand and die.
[04:43:31] I don't have any wards around mid, this guy is just gonna kick top or whatever.
[04:43:36] No problem, we're gonna keep going.
[04:43:52] Like, I'm convinced they can't win the game, but...
[04:43:56] They're finding a way to win the game.
[04:44:05] Which one is voice volume? Is it this one? Say 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Which one is the voice volume?
[04:45:05] I couldn't even self-hold, I died in it.
[04:45:26] I swear I was smashing self-hold.
[04:45:33] It's insane that he can do that.
[04:46:03] I believe that we can win. I believe that we can win. Let's go USA. I believe that we
[04:46:21] We can win.
[04:46:47] I believe that we can win!
[04:46:49] I believe that we can win!
[04:47:17] You would say ult question mark ping, but he's 0-6, is it even worth the ult to kill
[04:47:29] him?
[04:47:30] I don't think so
[04:48:01] I guess I need to check how much gold this guy gives to my face, he just trolled me.
[04:48:28] I don't know how much he gave, but he probably gave nothing.
[04:48:35] Ah yes, Korean solo queue.
[04:48:36] Where one of your teammates will decide the game for you,
[04:48:39] whether you like it or not, in a good or a bad way.
[04:48:41] And you will be a victim, and there is nothing you can do.
[04:48:48] And that'll happen one in every three games.
[04:48:55] This was really greedy when I just did.
[04:48:58] I'm actually fucking stupid, pathetic and in wasted space.
[04:49:18] I'm just greedy, I want the gold for Rocket Belt and then of course I'm gonna stay bot
[04:49:22] and die
[04:49:30] and lose flash
[04:49:48] I am a pig
[04:49:50] I'm a pig, I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, nice to meet you.
[04:49:55] of
[04:50:20] Guys I don't know if he will not fight.
[04:50:33] I'm giving bot tower.
[04:50:34] For no reason apparently.
[04:50:37] I'm not keeping bot.
[04:50:38] I
[04:50:53] Hear heck rim Q
[04:51:38] It's crazy to me that I hadn't been TP'ing on ITPs.
[04:51:56] If ITPs are on ITPs then we can just go in.
[04:52:02] But I TP and then I can't go in.
[04:52:23] What?!
[04:53:32] One human people
[04:53:43] That's gotta be some kind of boss combo
[04:54:02] Let's wish Lee Sin would just click on my screen one time, just click on it.
[04:54:07] And then I will press R and he will press Q and they will die.
[04:54:11] But for some reason he's obsessed with running around with his fucking dick in his hands
[04:54:14] doing nothing.
[04:54:17] I'm Lissandra bro, just come to my lane and press Q and they will die.
[04:54:47] Maybe I should just follow my lings in.
[04:54:54] Maybe I should just follow him.
[04:55:01] I'll go and use the minion.
[04:55:11] Well, it's going great so far, I mean, we love each other's company, I feel like they
[04:55:28] I can do Baron at any second, game of the day.
[04:55:31] What the fuck are we doing here?
[04:55:58] I just want a teamfight where I can teamfight.
[04:56:16] I feel like I'm playing 1v1s, 2v2s, fucking dog shit.
[04:56:20] Well, the Rocket Belt Malignan's Zaxx fucking Blitzcrank is doing some work at this game,
[04:56:48] That's for sure.
[04:57:18] Can I fight here or no?
[04:57:28] Nope, I think I'm here, so I will not fight.
[04:57:36] I will proceed to run around and wait.
[04:58:45] I guess I'm going to fight Hyke Tromp.
[04:58:54] Hyke Tromping.
[04:58:55] Not bad.
[04:58:56] Not bad, this is where it begins.
[04:59:07] The win streak starts somewhere.
[04:59:09] It has to start somewhere.
[04:59:27] I feel like it's my playstyle wrong.
[04:59:30] Ignore the fact that I'm inting.
[04:59:32] I always have a 50 to 100 CS lead every game, even though I'm losing.
[04:59:38] The midlaners just don't farm. They literally just don't last hit ever.
[04:59:44] They don't fucking care.
[04:59:47] It's insane to me.
[05:00:08] I got the trinkets hook there, which is obviously not ideal, and the whole fight is lost, apparently.
[05:00:32] I expect I have something more
[05:01:02] I
[05:01:32] I did that right by some mirror, what?
[05:01:58] Like why do I hear Hecarim?
[05:02:08] Like why is he f**king off?
[05:02:11] I can hear him killing.
[05:02:16] Oh my god, he's crazy.
[05:02:54] Haha, Lee Sin, let's go baby!
[05:03:12] I
[05:04:12] who is this rat without glasses oh my god i just tried to adjust my glasses again
[05:04:29] I always try to adjust my glasses when I don't have the moment.
[05:05:29] I think I play way too pro play heavy.
[05:05:59] Farming sides, push sides before fights.
[05:06:05] Group, like look, he's 190 CS that guy.
[05:06:10] And I say pro play, not like I'm playing like a pro player, obviously.
[05:06:16] It's more like, a slower style, you know what I mean?
[05:06:19] I think I just need to be a bit more fucking stupid in the head.
[05:06:23] I just need to be a bit more stupid in the head than just fucking going.
[05:06:28] You already are, what do you mean more?
[05:06:44] I'm not saying anything like that.
[05:07:14] like where are they going why am i following exactly okay
[05:07:34] like the leesin is going 1v5 it's like i swear sometimes when someone gets a
[05:07:38] pentakill in solo queue they just start playing like they're the king of the
[05:07:42] world and like I'm happy that your dopamine receptors got fueled up with
[05:07:45] your pentakill but brother you need to come back down to earth stop trying to
[05:07:49] 1v5 now just cuz you pentakilled okay it doesn't mean you can just go in and
[05:07:53] die okay just lock it in
[05:08:12] This game is actually really hard because they're gonna stop building GA's and it's
[05:08:31] It's gonna get re-
[05:08:38] Really sketchy.
[05:09:01] I'm really scared my Lux gets caught.
[05:10:25] So get up to the top of your head.
[05:10:32] So get up to the top of your head.
[05:10:39] So get up to the top of your head.
[05:10:47] So nice of you.
[05:10:48] What a horror game.
[05:10:55] What a horrible game to play.
[05:11:06] I'm getting plus 28.
[05:11:07] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[05:11:19] A lot of EU pros told me that when Riot gave accounts to some of the boot campers in Korea last year,
[05:11:28] some of them skyrocketed to rank 1.
[05:11:32] And the reason they did that was because the accounts were bugged in a way on the MMR,
[05:11:37] where when they got to like Master Grandmaster, they would just get insane gains and not lose much.
[05:11:42] And they would get like plus 28 when they were like 1.5 KLP.
[05:11:45] So then, I think Riot has done something to the pro accounts, because everyone who's bootcamped in the last two months have all said that their gains get really bad when they cross a certain point.
[05:12:00] Like, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of people bootcamping in solo queue right now. Obviously it doesn't affect me, but a few of them have said that when they get to like 1k, they're getting like plus 20 minus 25.
[05:12:11] and like Riot has intentionally changed the pro accounts to stop people from
[05:12:15] just skyrocketing to rank one.
[05:12:24] This doesn't affect me obviously I'm just telling you.
[05:12:27] From what I know. Like look at Nemesis right? Let's look at Nemesis account.
[05:12:32] Nemesis account he had almost a 60% win rate going into Challenger. He was
[05:12:37] climbing into challenger but despite having a pretty good win rate he's
[05:12:42] getting plus obviously he got ages about us here plus 28 plus 18 minus 22 on a
[05:12:48] right account with a good win rate nemesis right so he was at playing in an
[05:12:53] LP deficit from like 1k LP onwards and they've like intentionally capped the
[05:12:58] accounts to make it so people who get right accounts can't just climb and I'm
[05:13:03] pretty sure like everyone's experiencing the same thing I don't know what
[05:13:07] values is like but values when it's pretty good he's playing at minus 21
[05:13:10] plus 19 with I don't know what the fuck my team comp is
[05:13:21] I just don't know let's see Alois what's his Korean account called
[05:13:31] what's his Korean account
[05:13:37] Why doesn't it show his LP gains?
[05:13:44] Is it bugged or what?
[05:13:48] He's playing top lane in Korea GG, he's just gonna win every game by default.
[05:13:54] Top lane in Korea GG.
[05:14:07] Riven, I don't know if you agree though, hot take. Is it a hot take though? Riven is the
[05:14:17] single, I think Riven and Rengar are the two most OP champs in solo queue if you master
[05:14:21] them, by far. Because you can just play Rengar AD carry and Rengar top and Rengar jungle
[05:14:27] and Rengar mid and the same thing with Riven. You can play Riven top mid AD, you will just
[05:14:32] carry the game if you're like a really good player those are the two champs
[05:14:37] where if you actually get insane at them they are the highest win rate most OP
[05:14:42] champs in solo queue by far IMO
[05:14:47] I think Irelia is pretty good I don't think it's I don't think it's
[05:14:52] Riven Rengar tier. Katarina is for sure like S tier as well
[05:14:56] Actran is s-plus tier
[05:15:01] Man, I actually think this this this is this has been pretty tough to climb on
[05:15:08] But if they cap LP my whole point really was like the streamer accounts and the pro player accounts quote-unquote in Korea are now so
[05:15:14] Heavy cap on win rates
[05:15:17] And like LP gains intentionally so people don't just skyrocket to rank one in Korea
[05:15:21] that if my win rate going into master is like 50% then what the fuck is my gains
[05:15:26] gonna be I'm like I'm like doubling it I'm like at the bottom of the barrel
[05:15:30] level of entry and they're top of the barrel and bear ones are cooked how how
[05:15:34] cooked are mine then like am I just gonna rock up to master tier and get like
[05:15:39] plus 10
[05:15:51] I'll cancel my auto-attack.
[05:16:07] try to just do what the knight can't do on you when he gets after farm
[05:16:37] I'm a pig, I'm a pig, and I should oink for you.
[05:16:44] I should literally just stop oinking.
[05:17:37] I think I'm out of here maybe I should play with creep in this lane
[05:18:37] oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
[05:19:07] It's pretty good I think.
[05:19:17] Braum 2 got me so much nice bread and I'm going to eat it all, but it does make the
[05:19:32] room stink not gonna lie what is in that bread this room is getting kind of
[05:19:41] Shtanky
[05:19:49] Victor's not running right, he's doing nice stuff
[05:20:06] I've heard that noise before I think I know what that silence up to
[05:20:11] I don't know what to do with this.
[05:20:54] of
[05:21:19] the
[05:21:21] I don't know what is this, she got-
[05:21:51] Should I not get that plate?
[05:22:20] Everytime I go in there's fucking someone here, fuck is this.
[05:22:50] Is this just like base simulator or what?
[05:23:20] every time I try and fight there's someone here
[05:24:12] Okay, Seraphil plus... I mean, it was used.
[05:24:36] Oh, why is your problem?
[05:25:06] Well, I cannot flip that.
[05:25:21] Back to base simulator I guess.
[05:25:46] I probably should have bought them, except in this lane way earlier.
[05:26:16] Well, back to base I guess.
[05:27:16] I almost found a way to fuck that up.
[05:27:42] I'm doing a little bit of inting.
[05:27:59] I didn't bait it myself.
[05:28:25] that's the second time Xerath has pinged me to go in with his ult and the second time
[05:28:42] He's fucking told me and I've died
[05:28:59] Heart steal George is that the place?
[05:29:12] Well, my bot lane is two figs.
[05:29:38] My mid lane is a little bit of a piglet
[05:29:42] But not full pig yet
[05:29:53] Keyword yet
[05:30:38] I mean the game is just lost by the way, quick update.
[05:31:04] I don't want to be negative Andy, but Senna, Victor, Karma, all Shutdowns, all ahead, all outscalers.
[05:31:25] I'm not just giving him the title by everything or what.
[05:32:04] zero eight zero and they fucked the whole game
[05:32:28] how do these zero eight zero
[05:32:30] caramel is spending
[05:32:34] I think Xerath needs an eye test.
[05:32:58] All I know is from this game that Vanguard is definitely working as intended.
[05:33:04] it is like right you did a good job there I can't confirm that it is working
[05:33:13] I'm not sure if I can really even silo him.
[05:34:03] I don't get it, is this just the way the Korean server is or am I just cursed?
[05:34:11] Like I'm literally playing win-lose-win-lose-win-lose-win-lose, I am the CEO of Rulet.
[05:34:17] The game is just decided in 5 minutes in either top or bot GG.
[05:34:24] Does T1 know you're in their office?
[05:34:33] No I snuck in and I took what?
[05:34:40] Alright let's effect it, I don't know how you can get Caitlyn Zerath to go 0-10-0, get
[05:34:59] 2v2 killed 11 times and Karma smith every 3 waves
[05:35:04] like I think you deserve both of you deserve a medal
[05:35:07] for like participation like they give away in like
[05:35:10] like you get a participation award congrats
[05:35:12] your PC connected to the game and your keyboard and mouse are plugged in
[05:35:16] that's about as far as we got when we started this game
[05:35:29] I think I'm knee-deep in it and I'm not getting out
[05:35:47] the curse is stuck
[05:36:32] Please TP to drake. Someone please, there's a kill here. I swear there's a kill here.
[05:37:02] I guess I just need to hit my unit.
[05:37:53] Can you E over this wall?
[05:38:23] That was a game of League of Legends.
[05:38:43] I'm curious, are you a zerath player?
[05:38:46] Because if you are, I'm worried.
[05:38:50] Ah, you're a clad top lane OTP playing Xerath support first time, yeah, okay, great.
[05:38:59] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
[05:39:09] Nice.
[05:39:10] Do you want to hear some Chinese wisdom to light the mood, go on then.
[05:39:23] Give me some Chinese wisdom, give me some fucking magic, give me some fucking voodoo.
[05:39:28] What the fuck is that?
[05:39:42] With enough effort, even an iron rod can become, be ground into a needle.
[05:39:50] What does that even mean?
[05:39:53] Surely an iron rod is stronger and better than a needle.
[05:39:55] Why would you want to be a needle?
[05:39:58] Explain that to me.
[05:40:09] It sounds wise, I don't know.
[05:40:11] Okay.
[05:40:12] Okay, dude.
[05:40:13] Okay, dude.
[05:40:14] Okay, dude.
[05:40:15] Your Prime Minister has resigned, really.
[05:40:42] here, starmer resigned, and then they're just going to be replaced by someone else who's
[05:41:03] fucking stupid and boosted isn't that just how it goes?
[05:41:18] Just let me be the Prime Minister.
[05:41:22] I'll make a new law. If you queue up and you see a shot drill on your team,
[05:41:25] the law is you have to try hard and if you're an enemy team you have to run it
[05:41:29] Otherwise you go to prison. Boom. Legislation passed.
[05:41:49] What's the name of the new Prime Minister?
[05:41:53] Bill Stevenson?
[05:41:54] Stevenson
[05:41:58] Fucking I don't know Ryan Smith, who is it?
[05:42:13] Sebastian force oh really
[05:42:24] Bro, you know what I learned about the UK?
[05:42:27] I learned that if you become a prime minister, even for one day, for the rest of your life,
[05:42:34] you get paid 150k a year.
[05:42:37] The rest of your life.
[05:42:39] That's it.
[05:42:47] How fucking crazy is that?
[05:42:50] No, it's ridiculous.
[05:43:20] Prime ministers are entitled to public financial support in the form of PDCA, which was established after Margaret Thatcher.
[05:43:29] What? I don't know. The PDCA allows the former prime minister to claim £115,000 a year for life.
[05:43:35] What the fuck? What the fuck? Crazy is that?
[05:43:41] What does that money do? I don't get it. What do you do with that money? How do you get it? That's crazy.
[05:43:47] For life, for the necessary office costs and secretarial costs arising from their special position in public life.
[05:44:01] So you just play fucking CS all day and just buy boxes or what?
[05:44:06] It's crazy.
[05:44:47] Yes, it's the Korean mid laner who does never farm.
[05:44:54] I will never farm, I will just stand here and hope that I get free kills for the rest of the game.
[05:45:00] And it might just work.
[05:45:17] I'm actually like why does it always happen I always just die level 1 to 3 I don't know
[05:45:30] why it always happens I'm just fucking boosted level 1 to 3 I will just die I don't get it
[05:45:39] I think I care way too much about last hitting.
[05:45:49] Who the fuck cares about minions?
[05:46:06] I should never give a fuck about minions, ever.
[05:46:11] I can never be copy, ever.
[05:46:15] I need to make sure my brain is locked in.
[05:46:23] Look, he doesn't give a fuck about giving those minions. You see that? He just doesn't care.
[05:46:36] I can't get my auto attack though.
[05:46:52] Well, I've entered the game.
[05:47:02] I think it's just snowballs from my fucking brain.
[05:47:22] Just double wrong sword and I have what a refillable potion?
[05:47:26] Oh my, I'm fighting that.
[05:47:32] Alright, the end is near.
[05:47:41] The end is near.
[05:47:43] I think I just give up, I give up, I'm too boosted, I'm so dogshit.
[05:50:42] So
[05:51:06] Well that way it's gonna go
[05:51:12] I shouldn't have tried to push like that, I should just, I should look back.
[05:51:42] Well, I think we're a bit team-coded, so I'm gonna have to try something.
[05:52:11] I think their comp is okay and I'm inting too.
[05:52:41] Sorry, I had a time that bailed for an hour.
[05:52:45] I've seen his name for like 5 hours straight, the whole stream since the start, and he's
[05:52:49] writing the same thing over and over and over again.
[05:52:53] Like he's not just a hate watcher, he's literally the CEO of Hate Watcher Corporation.
[05:53:41] That was Korea going.
[05:53:46] It's going pretty awful.
[05:53:48] It's probably one of the worst solo queue runs I've ever had in my life.
[05:53:54] I think I can bounce back one day.
[05:54:03] I don't know how he yields so much.
[05:54:10] It is what it is. I had a rough time so far. Either we bounce back or we call it.
[05:54:26] But I need to hit Challenger this year. For my own mental sanity. Like the one thing I'm
[05:54:34] good at in life I thought was League. So if I can't play League then I may as well just
[05:54:38] Fucking pack it up. What am I good at? It's gotta be league
[05:54:54] Being good league is like my foundation of my life and right now I'm dog shit
[05:55:08] You're a good variety streaming.
[05:55:28] Nice bait! Nice bait!
[05:55:43] Nice bait! Trying to get me into variety streaming. I see what you're doing. Trying to get me off the hook.
[05:56:28] and
[05:57:23] I think I can kill Caitlyn in fights, but the Caitlyn is not really...
[05:57:36] I feel like if I kill Talon, I'm going to be so back in the game.
[05:57:42] I think I need Vile to kill Talon.
[05:57:44] I don't think I can hit him straight up.
[05:57:54] That might be a minus 75, but I kind of want to see if he does.
[05:58:14] Well, I was going to die at 3-9, so I tried to hit the wave.
[05:58:29] Hmm.
[05:58:30] If you go Shadowflame with Gunblade, I feel like I've asked this question 70 times.
[05:58:35] I feel like it's Shadowflame Gunblade, I think.
[05:58:39] Did it work well together?
[05:58:44] I think I'll go Stormstrike.
[05:58:49] I'll just go this.
[05:58:54] Okay, I'm gonna get Drake.
[05:58:59] Oh, fuck.
[05:59:04] I'm just stupid, like I am just stupid.
[05:59:33] i think i actually win if i was
[05:59:36] i thought that he would
[05:59:38] well it was a bit of a gamble
[05:59:40] it was a bit of a silly gamble
[05:59:42] my gamble was that if i flash away it would look like i'm trying to buy time pools and he would back off
[06:00:03] My Raleigh is really strong.
[06:00:09] I need some exp.
[06:00:15] I think I'm gonna jump this.
[06:00:21] Pop has pushed super deep though.
[06:00:28] I think I should not go top, I think I should just join them and send it bot.
[06:00:54] well, taking this pushing to R. you're 5.
[06:01:22] I'm trying to try it.
[06:01:29] I'm trying to try it.
[06:01:34] I'm trying to try it.
[06:02:42] I was on here
[06:05:12] small fight is building full armor
[06:06:42] My braum is chasing Karma, my Senna is in Fjord.
[06:06:52] I'm going to go for a B-Rome, I can see it, please don't go for a B-Rome.
[06:07:02] I don't really care, we'll get through it out, smite.
[06:07:32] Well, we got three of their barons off.
[06:10:29] Yeah, I tried to press on you as I was too slow.
[06:10:52] Well, I've been killing the front of the cube, but I have to kill the cake in the RGG.
[06:11:08] of
[06:11:58] I feel like it's pointless for me to farm. I don't think I'm getting another item before this game is over.
[06:12:03] So I'm just gonna try and find a good angle somewhere.
[06:12:09] This guy is just gonna fucking throw in my face.
[06:12:58] Well, I feel like that was probably a really lucky fight because Caitlyn died instantly.
[06:13:24] Try to slip it.
[06:13:47] Let's try and play some crazy mission pockets.
[06:18:47] oh my god that game was so invincible I don't know how we won that game that's
[06:19:02] actually insane how we won that game that game was so full cooked it's crazy
[06:19:09] I think that game was so lost.
[06:19:17] Oh my god, my LP gains are awful.
[06:19:21] Ugh!
[06:19:22] God, this account is so cooked.
[06:19:29] Bleh!
[06:19:37] We were only 4k down, really?
[06:19:39] It felt like fucking 40k.
[06:19:50] It literally felt like we were down 40k gold, I'm not even kidding.
[06:19:53] I actually thought that we were all DC'd and the game was completely chopped.
[06:20:07] Please eat, it's your best, it's your best content.
[06:20:17] Well, I don't know, I feel like their talent should have carried the game alone, I trolled
[06:20:24] my lane.
[06:20:25] Bro, in Korea, I keep getting alerts that someone's running around, like look, I don't
[06:20:29] know what it says, but it says 150 centimeters, 50 kilograms, like what does that mean?
[06:20:33] Does that mean someone's lost or someone's like a criminal or...
[06:20:46] It's usually to do with missing elderly men and women.
[06:20:55] I see.
[06:20:57] What's your plan with the account?
[06:20:58] Well, I'm not going to hit challenger, that's for sure.
[06:21:00] short I'm not gonna hit challenger I'm curious what my I'm curious what my LP
[06:21:11] gains will be in master I think they're gonna be awful rats at Harvard
[06:21:16] graduation my boyfriend and I started watching cage with 2.5 years ago around
[06:21:21] the time we started dating now both of us have graduated and we're still watching
[06:21:25] we tried to catch the streams we can and if we don't we always look forward to
[06:21:27] youtube videos we use our youtube free and free once a month down the deval
[06:21:30] scheme matches we're a long distance now we still talk about kato videos and
[06:21:34] streams every time they get posted in the time zones work out we can sometimes
[06:21:37] tune in together thank you for the laughs and streams are so much fun watching
[06:21:39] you in college and looking forward to each kid up those can't wait for msi and
[06:21:41] more streams to come you're watching jenji hamalife on your on your day of
[06:21:47] fucking what's it called your day of like graduating what the fuck
[06:21:54] And you crazy motherfuckers, you know much love much love. That's really sweet
[06:22:02] That's super sweet
[06:22:13] GTA 6 will be released in November and Worlds finals in November
[06:22:17] So I guess in November we will get
[06:22:19] Doran winning worlds before GTA 6, Kajal was bald, Baal spayed nearly C, Niko won a major, Arsenal won the Premier League, the New York Knicks won an NBA, D.K. Fraud got a verse swept by KT and Kajal adopted a unicorn.
[06:22:39] The craziest thing in that timeline was the fact that D.K. got a verse swept or?
[06:22:43] Bro, I don't know how to say this without saying it, okay?
[06:22:46] Well, I can say it, but I don't know how to say it.
[06:22:48] I feel like streaming solo queue.
[06:22:52] I feel like I'm not streaming.
[06:22:54] I actually feel like I'm doing zero content and I'm just playing solo queue and venting
[06:22:59] on stream.
[06:23:00] That's it.
[06:23:01] I actually feel like I may as well not be streaming right now.
[06:23:03] It's the same thing.
[06:23:05] It's how do people do this full time?
[06:23:08] That's insane.
[06:23:10] Is that just how solo queue goes, the solo queue streamer?
[06:23:13] I feel like I'm not interacting with chat.
[06:23:19] The queue pops every minute, like, I don't know.
[06:23:29] It's crazy, or?
[06:23:37] Watch file stream and you will understand.
[06:23:40] But I guess if you stream solo queue for funds, it's probably different
[06:23:46] But if you what if you play solo queue to like climb, what are the what are the streamers do all day?
[06:23:51] Like what do they actually do?
[06:23:55] Because every five seconds in champs like you're in five seconds in queue boom you're in champs like champs like like a minute
[06:24:00] Boom, I go pee real quick one sec. Actually, can I pee do I have time?
[06:24:10] You
[06:25:10] What the fuck bro?
[06:25:21] Everyone in Korea plays on a fucking spaceship.
[06:25:25] The game insta starts.
[06:25:29] In Europe they play on fucking toasters.
[06:25:31] It takes 40 minutes on loading screen.
[06:25:51] Classic, just give up the minions. Yes.
[06:26:31] Should I just push forehead?
[06:26:38] Is that how you play this matchup?
[06:27:01] Yeah, the pushing definitely didn't work.
[06:27:11] I feel like sometimes when I watch caps play his matchups in solo queue, he just ignores
[06:27:21] the victor because he can't win trades against him and he just pushes the wave and then he
[06:27:26] his bases and you can never like punish him or win the lane because he just perma
[06:27:31] pushes in bases
[06:27:48] if I just sit here I'm seeing it poked
[06:28:26] the
[06:28:37] day I I I I I don't know what's happening
[06:28:40] Well I guess this track is kinda working, you ignore him even though it does.
[06:29:09] I think the problem is my top lane is losing, what I have to leader AD carry, what?
[06:30:05] I miss my charm.
[06:30:31] but I see the vision I just push and I move around
[06:31:01] I think I just need to work on my last team and my skill shots and my laning and a little
[06:31:14] bit with my movement and my mechanics.
[06:31:18] I should probably also work on my item builds, and a little bit of trading, and maybe I'll be
[06:31:29] I realize CS is the most irrelevant number in the game.
[06:31:55] I think CS in solo queue means that...
[06:31:59] Nothing.
[06:32:25] if
[06:32:42] I will try next week.
[06:32:54] I will try next week.
[06:33:12] Alright, just classic solo queue, Victor is gonna have high CS and I'm just gonna get kills
[06:33:23] and like, I don't know, Jesus take the win, he took the win.
[06:33:53] why is the avenger is mid I just need one wave I fucked up that whole wave
[06:34:12] I'm not sure if he's ganking the buddy.
[06:34:27] I knew he would stay
[06:34:57] Oh, my Yone top, I guess he died to the Sion.
[06:35:20] I like that
[06:36:20] Zilean is the most OP champion in the game.
[06:36:33] I think he thought he hit the juke but it's not true.
[06:37:03] My yone top got solo killed by scion top again
[06:37:18] Hmm
[06:37:33] of
[06:38:01] I don't think I have any burst left by the way.
[06:38:13] I tried to rainbow.
[06:38:26] Yeah, I think the game is cooked, guys. I think the game is cooked.
[06:38:46] Silence going Sheen? Yeah, of course, it's a noob.
[06:38:50] So you'll just farm.
[06:38:56] I guess I shouldn't charm. I don't know. Maybe I should wait with my charm until he comes out of it.
[06:39:12] Well, I've kind of thrown my game a bit with that bot play. But I think the only solution is to do it again.
[06:39:26] It's crazy, another game where the mid laner just stands there and he just wins.
[06:39:56] Oh nice one, some good peels.
[06:40:21] Hmm.
[06:40:28] I don't really have any shutdowns.
[06:40:43] I don't really have any shutdowns.
[06:41:13] Well, I'm just doing the strat that the green player is doing to me.
[06:41:39] Picture lane drops CS and just fucking roam around
[06:41:47] This victory is me 10 games ago. Yeah, I don't know why I'm losing. I mean I'm getting CS
[06:42:09] Oh my god I trolled it.
[06:42:29] my yon got solo killed again
[06:42:54] Should I max charm second?
[06:43:24] I'm really maxed W a lot.
[06:43:33] Fuck me in the-
[06:43:34] Yep.
[06:43:35] Yo
[06:44:05] Well, I guess the victor playstyle is winning.
[06:44:18] Just let your team 45 and this push still die.
[06:44:47] 10 and minions hate me, they just...
[06:44:55] I think we should just play Giga fast and just fucking...
[06:45:47] I'm so stupid, the game is cooked now.
[06:46:15] game I guess was already cooked but I just misplayed it just a basic combo I just failed it
[06:46:45] I'm frustrated, but it's positive eyes on me
[06:47:10] they're all kinda broken
[06:48:27] What the fuck is that guy doing?
[06:48:57] the
[06:49:23] Maybe I should buy me dice.
[06:50:39] I feel like I've catched him in 3-Qill.
[06:50:58] I'm not recall, sorry, he's warded.
[06:51:09] Oh, he's probably dead to you, actually.
[06:51:19] Okay, he's not dead.
[06:51:22] He's dead.
[06:52:28] He just puts double bomb on him or what?
[06:52:34] Like fuck me and me.
[06:52:40] I didn't think about that.
[06:52:42] I thought I could lift an optional.
[06:52:44] I guess I can't lift a double.
[06:52:48] He's like gigafit absolutely unbelievably broken, but it's just bad
[06:53:18] I'm going to kill him.
[06:53:25] I'm going to kill him.
[06:53:30] There are pyrrhus.
[06:53:32] They're slow.
[06:53:34] They're not that good though.
[06:54:43] My only choice is feeding
[06:55:13] It's probably worn it everywhere.
[06:55:43] of
[06:55:50] the
[06:55:56] if
[06:56:01] if
[06:56:09] Maybe I have a chance to.
[06:57:39] I'll give you time to sleep.
[06:58:09] Why do I always miss my farm?
[07:00:09] I'm not sure what I'm doing.
[07:00:32] Ridiculous these games bro.
[07:00:34] These games just feels like it feels like the world is against me in these games.
[07:00:38] even the canon minions that want to be my friends it's iridiculous
[07:00:42] the whole game just hates me
[07:00:55] my MMR is cooked
[07:00:57] I feel like my MMR is so completely and utterly doomed
[07:01:08] I'll put your bitch ass in the bag.
[07:01:38] I feel like I chose falcons to win the whole thing and if I did that that's completely
[07:01:59] clutch.
[07:02:04] i did my pickens on stream
[07:02:06] did you remember? did you have a clip of it?
[07:02:16] have you ever met 10s? yeah i met... wait i'm gonna kill you what the fuck?
[07:02:20] yeah i met 10s
[07:02:24] can you see what weights owner uses? i got a real big ego boost in the t1 gym
[07:02:28] no i didn't
[07:02:30] i went to the t1 gym
[07:02:31] two days ago to shower
[07:02:33] all i've done in the gym
[07:02:43] it's true i went to shower and it was... it was real
[07:02:49] well, okay, so it was when i just landed
[07:02:52] i landed like three days ago
[07:02:54] i landed at 11am
[07:02:57] and then
[07:02:57] i went to the hotel and i got to the hotel around 1pm and they said your room is not ready
[07:03:02] It'll be ready at 3 p.m. I'll say okay fine. I'll just wait for two hours
[07:03:05] I waited for two hours, and then I came back and they said we're really sorry
[07:03:10] But your room won't be ready until 6 p.m. Oh
[07:03:13] my god
[07:03:15] So I went to the T1 office with a suitcase and
[07:03:19] Then I plugged all my stuff in because the hotel's not ready and
[07:03:24] Then I felt disgusting though because I just traveled for 20 hours and I slept on the plane so I
[07:03:31] I asked him, do you have a shower here?
[07:03:34] And he said, yeah, we have one in the gym.
[07:03:35] So I went downstairs, showered in their gym,
[07:03:39] came back up and then booted the stream up
[07:03:40] and then ran it down.
[07:03:41] So that's the story, really.
[07:03:55] You're still the MVP for buying three champagne bottles
[07:03:58] so we can get into a club respect at the party.
[07:04:01] When was that?
[07:04:07] It must have been a while ago
[07:04:14] Oh, yeah, it was like three years ago. Wait, is he paying Vex?
[07:04:21] Does that say support?
[07:04:24] Or not
[07:04:31] Maybe I'll play Akali, unless he plays an AP jungler then I'll go my Yone.
[07:04:54] What happens if Yone Q3 is a melancholy reflect?
[07:04:57] What happens?
[07:04:58] Does it reflect a knock up and your own dash set you?
[07:05:11] Mel rumble Lucian brown.
[07:05:14] I mean I'll go Akali if you're down.
[07:05:16] Otherwise I will change to something else.
[07:05:21] Jarvan.
[07:05:22] Yeah, I will go Akali I think.
[07:05:47] We met Rekkles, now Rekkles left as I landed.
[07:05:51] He left as I got here
[07:05:55] Yeeabadabadoo
[07:06:00] Bro is everyone in Korea like they just win lose win lose win lose is that just a story of the game?
[07:06:11] I feel like I'm just a win lose win lose Andy
[07:06:13] I'm not gonna lie. I know I'm the one inting but my god. I think the server is absolutely mentally ill
[07:06:21] like Europe doesn't even come close to the amount of degeneracy the server has
[07:06:31] when I came here in 2017 it wasn't like this I swear to god it wasn't like this
[07:06:39] the games were so much more human now the games just feel like a complete burger
[07:06:43] fast like look at top lane it's ignite rumble versus ignite fiora like the
[07:07:07] The game is decided in the next 30 seconds in bot and pop.
[07:07:13] Okay, thank god I didn't hit.
[07:07:15] Otherwise, it's just an old W in Korea and die.
[07:07:22] So what can Mel reflect against me?
[07:07:23] Can she reflect?
[07:07:24] I guess she can reflect Q.
[07:07:30] Okay, the way this Mel's clicking,
[07:07:31] he's either really good or he's just cocky.
[07:07:37] I think I'm a pig.
[07:08:01] Actually I'm sure I'm a pig.
[07:08:03] Just do what the Canada does.
[07:08:04] Just give up minions you fucking idiot.
[07:08:06] But I feel so running for minions.
[07:08:36] I'm sorry, was there an F or what?
[07:09:05] I was not really paying attention, Jarvan, sorry.
[07:09:19] was there an F or not?
[07:09:49] I need to focus, my brain is so locked out.
[07:10:19] I
[07:10:49] I missed everything, and then Jarvan walked up and fucking gave him a reset for no fucking
[07:11:00] reason.
[07:11:01] I just ran it so hard, oh my god, I think I should just fucking...
[07:11:05] I think I need to get a fucking head transplant, he doesn't even know how to EQ!
[07:11:16] Why is he doing?
[07:11:23] Well, I did the mistake of looking at my jargon and trying to EQ wolves.
[07:11:41] My game is chopped.
[07:11:59] What is this guy by the way?
[07:12:01] He has no skin garden and he's emerald.
[07:12:17] Yeah, I'm cooked.
[07:12:20] You're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked.
[07:12:28] I don't think I could have played that top fight worse if I closed my eyes, I think I would play it better.
[07:12:55] Alright, this just looks like an open.
[07:12:58] My Jarvan is not even trying to jungle.
[07:13:13] We just running about
[07:13:43] But I've won crazier games.
[07:13:48] Smarty face.
[07:13:51] I feel like this matchup I need to all in him.
[07:14:04] I don't know if I can ever win without Diego just right-kicking me.
[07:14:17] So let's try the second strat.
[07:14:34] It's a rotate.
[07:14:47] Second strat has failed.
[07:14:49] The game is officially lost.
[07:14:59] Sorry about that.
[07:15:00] Well, that was a good one this game.
[07:15:28] We have to fight to the death for the next 10 minutes or the game is cooked, so let's go.
[07:15:33] Or at least we are good.
[07:15:40] Huh?
[07:15:58] male, male, male
[07:16:07] right click, BRRRR
[07:16:09] fucking shoot self fucking sawn off shotgun in my face when he just right clicks me
[07:16:19] now we lane gank bot
[07:16:25] Bro, I'm embracing the Korean playstyle, just click on champions and hope for the best, it's just the way it is.
[07:16:55] my god is olden's guy
[07:17:06] well it didn't really work
[07:17:08] Yeah, I'm coming, go fight.
[07:17:27] I'm giving every minion all game to right click champions and that's the rule of the
[07:17:56] game and Mel will cook me every time I click on this lane I'm not going in
[07:18:20] Hell nah. Okay fuck it, go on then.
[07:18:25] Bro, I'm not even close.
[07:18:30] Here it is.
[07:18:33] Can you wait one second?
[07:18:39] Can you wait one second? One.
[07:18:42] Like your mentally ill brain, can it wait one second?
[07:18:50] I think what I should do is just fake. I should just not press Q.
[07:18:55] I should just walk up and I should just not press a button.
[07:19:20] I think I'm clicking but the name is winnable seriously call me crazy
[07:19:41] This game is whenever
[07:20:11] no one's no hp, no one, where do i even go on
[07:20:39] Oh, nice, Tex. Wait a minute, do it! Do it! What? Maybe he doesn't die.
[07:21:39] Where are we going now Jarvan? I am down for a fight. Actually I'm not down for a fight yet.
[07:21:51] I am a dumb blade.
[07:21:58] When I get a dumb blade, I am a clown. I'm already a clown, but now I'm down to clown as a clown.
[07:22:05] This is completely legal, but I'm like I will make my sworn duty to make sure the guys
[07:22:14] are not allowed to farm bot.
[07:22:28] I have the cannon, sometimes you got to attack somebody, boy.
[07:22:58] I'll get him.
[07:23:19] Hmm, who is my next victim of right click?
[07:23:25] I think it might be this guy.
[07:23:28] I think he has no flash.
[07:24:28] But I have to fucking rumble.
[07:24:58] It's our link, it's our trustee.
[07:25:14] Why is it if I misclick by the wrong boots and they upgrade I can't refund now. They're stuck. I can't refund. It's impossible.
[07:25:23] Nice. So now I'm minus a fuck shit shit and I go.
[07:25:26] It happened last time as well. I'm 30 years old, I need to refund things because I'm stupid, okay?
[07:25:33] So why is it not refundable?
[07:25:38] Yeah, I get that. Okay, can you fucking read that?
[07:25:41] It's a nice one. That's literally like you're like punishing the elderly for what?
[07:25:47] Punishing the elderly for what?
[07:25:56] It's a bug. Okay. Well, it takes 30 seconds to loot the PC up. Just saying.
[07:26:09] Come on in, Jarvan.
[07:26:16] This is going to be the worst dive ever.
[07:26:22] I can see it already.
[07:26:23] It's a complete horror.
[07:26:24] He's only got Diego.
[07:26:25] Uh, I don't know.
[07:26:26] I don't know.
[07:26:27] I don't know.
[07:26:28] I don't know.
[07:26:29] I'm gonna go to Diego.
[07:26:43] Nice, from onotp.
[07:26:58] I'm gonna die.
[07:27:05] I'm gonna die.
[07:27:12] I'm gonna die.
[07:27:19] I'm gonna die.
[07:27:26] Right, saw a chews, I had to kill there, but right, but made it so I didn't get a kill,
[07:27:31] so now I'm upset.
[07:27:47] Fiora!
[07:27:56] I'm so checked out.
[07:28:21] The demon in my head always wins.
[07:28:26] It's Lucian who doesn't even have a shot down, is he?
[07:29:25] Oh my god, I thought for Senna E would be damage, but I didn't do any damage.
[07:29:50] Alright, then get me out.
[07:30:50] I don't know world, the beat in my head, it just wins, it just wins.
[07:31:20] like how is this like okay explain this to me okay explain this and I know this
[07:31:37] chat is annoying like you're blaming your teammates I'm not playing my teammates
[07:31:44] I'll show you something a second
[07:31:50] Okay, are you looking at the screen, okay?
[07:31:53] I might think, wow, that Jarvan's in thing.
[07:31:56] How is he even in this game?
[07:31:58] It's literally D1 Masters.
[07:32:03] It's D1 on Masters.
[07:32:05] He's Emerald II with 80 games played, and he's like running the game down.
[07:32:13] How did he even end up here?
[07:32:16] He's high win rate, he's getting 64% win rate at the emerald, should make it so that you
[07:32:27] go to the zero.
[07:32:36] How does he have this in a mark?
[07:32:39] Like what the fuck?
[07:32:42] Gold 4?
[07:32:44] What?
[07:32:45] I don't know why but I just saw him like fail EQ and my brain just checked out he walked
[07:33:02] up to his wolves and he QE'd it and from that point I just ran around the map fighting
[07:33:07] because I knew it was completely chopped this game I just need to see it from my
[07:33:16] own eyes again and it's neat to see it
[07:33:21] And then I saw that and then he respawned.
[07:33:34] Rage tank top.
[07:33:35] This is where I run in.
[07:33:41] And then he respawned and my camera went to him again and like, I just knew the game was
[07:33:47] fucked at this point.
[07:33:48] I just knew it was completely cooked to the game.
[07:33:51] I felt like I was watching a fucking bot, and I was a bot as well, so we're double bot.
[07:34:02] And I don't know, is this just like 53% winrate?
[07:34:08] I'm literally dog shit level.
[07:34:11] The game feels fucked on the spot.
[07:34:21] This game I had Kai'sa top.
[07:34:22] Oh yeah, I remember this game.
[07:34:25] My bot lane went into int mode.
[07:34:30] This game, oh god, I remember this game.
[07:34:41] my top laner into 112. I feel like I'm like look at the day lose win lose lose win lose win lose
[07:34:47] win lose win win like fuck me and I lose. It's so weird to me I don't get it this guy's 700 LP
[07:35:01] this guy's 600 LP and then like the next game this guy's emerald 2 and then I play in a lobby
[07:35:08] like last game I played on RE 900 LP 600 LP firing LP firing LP firing LP
[07:35:14] 600 LP 900 LP like this is a fucking this is like a it's not low master it's
[07:35:20] like it's like human master kind of you know what I mean
[07:35:28] and then and then and then the next game after this game which is a win there's a
[07:35:33] fucking emerald player in the game running it down and then there's a
[07:35:39] jarvan with whose emerald 2 running it down because I was in things well I like
[07:35:45] how how is this mmr like what the fuck is happening with some more they got
[07:35:51] Gapped bot by a scion one trick nice.
[07:36:13] I can feel the passion being sapped from you.
[07:36:16] Yeah, I mean this account is cooked.
[07:36:20] like
[07:36:21] the mmr and it's fucked
[07:36:23] it's all over the place
[07:36:27] i mean i'll give it i'll give it like i i promised myself that i would play this
[07:36:30] week i would play until msi started and if i if i got the account in a place
[07:36:35] before msi started where it was doable i would send it
[07:36:38] but if i didn't get into a place where it was doable for msi then i would just
[07:36:41] give up
[07:36:42] so i still got six games left
[07:36:46] six games six days
[07:36:48] but i have 50% winrate it's like it's literally piss
[07:36:52] my winrate is
[07:36:53] my winrate is disgustingly bad
[07:37:07] i need to play with my glasses on you know why
[07:37:09] and it's not because i played better or worse with the mono off
[07:37:12] it's because i keep trying to adjust my glasses
[07:37:16] but they're not there
[07:37:20] and that pisses me off
[07:37:26] it's true
[07:37:27] actually you know why actually i can tell you that i can tell you the reason
[07:37:30] why i'm inting it
[07:37:31] i can tell you the reason but i don't know if you'll believe me
[07:37:34] bro last time i did the last three times i did this climb i was snoozing out
[07:37:40] my mind bro i was double deck every game
[07:37:44] and now there's no snooze oh my god
[07:37:47] tilted and no addiction
[07:38:00] snooze last time i did the climb last year
[07:38:03] in the u.s. on my fresh account i got the
[07:38:06] i got like gm with like a sixty five seventy percent of it
[07:38:09] now i'm stuck in d1 with a fifty percent of it without snooze
[07:38:14] Holy shit.
[07:38:18] It's, it's snoozecap.
[07:38:20] I'm convinced it's snoozecap.
[07:38:31] Can we track the pros?
[07:38:32] I don't really like, the only time I really enjoy tracking the pros is when it's in Europe.
[07:38:37] I feel like tracking the pros in Korea is not that fun.
[07:38:44] I could do it, but I wouldn't really enjoy it, you know
[07:38:52] Snooze plus coffee equals win streak it's so fucking true
[07:39:09] Wait, I have an idea
[07:39:44] Yeah, solo queue is weird because I feel like my content sucks and I'm just win-ching.
[07:40:03] This is why I signed the deal with chat that never plays solo queue on stream.
[07:40:07] This is why I signed a deal with it.
[07:40:39] your mind just clogged with fucking shit and then you shut it I keep telling myself to
[07:41:00] I didn't see something.
[07:41:01] But then it gets worse.
[07:41:16] Guys, please don't die.
[07:41:30] I'm not sure if I can get the kill
[07:42:00] Well that was a free kill, he really just right clicked and walked away
[07:42:14] thing.
[07:42:44] That's the only tricky thing about playing jungle is whose flash is that I don't know
[07:43:14] and
[07:45:13] What the minion was in the way I tried to just angle it the
[07:45:27] maybe I need to get a fucking brain transplant
[07:45:57] I'm sure you saw it was in a break, but it's gonna be the end of the week.
[07:46:21] It's actually gonna be the end of the week.
[07:48:27] I'll hack him, could be on Drake.
[07:48:52] I think I'll fire the big fries.
[07:49:52] the baby's still on the one dive, I don't know why I'm doing that
[07:50:49] Bot is losing, but top is stomping.
[07:50:53] enemy jungler is kind of fed.
[07:50:56] my silencer is kind of top.
[07:51:11] Hecarim has axiom arc.
[07:51:19] I don't think we're gonna... we're gonna...
[07:51:49] I don't know how we won that fight, but we won that fight, so let's go.
[07:52:19] I don't know how the fuck we won that fight.
[07:52:44] I think I might get top right now.
[07:52:50] Okay, spot.
[07:52:52] Nice spot.
[07:53:14] I don't know what I'm doing
[07:53:44] I'll contain it in this.
[07:55:14] Well, my side-ass is playing quite good, I'm just gonna carry him again in the rumble.
[07:55:26] I don't know if you see this game.
[07:55:56] I think I should play on side after side.
[07:57:26] Yo, Jayce likes to tank if it's...
[07:57:29] I don't know if the Zerg gets a sub so I'm playing Lee, but I appreciate the support,
[07:57:35] much love.
[07:57:37] They're just coming to a point where you get older, you just have to accept the reduction.
[07:57:57] i wanna live in my beluded world
[07:58:13] hit sterax that's one for the books
[07:58:27] of
[07:58:51] I
[07:59:00] Everybody after the Malkai now
[07:59:21] Nice, nice, I'm behind you, nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going, going, nice, nice, nice,
[07:59:44] Nice!
[07:59:45] They could NOT have won that game without me.
[08:00:09] Oh my god my momar is completely dog shit.
[08:00:21] Give up?
[08:00:22] No.
[08:00:23] Why would I give up?
[08:00:24] I don't understand it.
[08:00:26] I'm the CEO of smashing my head into the wall until something works.
[08:00:32] I like to smash my head into the wall just until it works, that's it.
[08:00:45] I will break that wall, I will break through it.
[08:00:47] If I had to remind you that your stream says only positive today, bro, I'm kinda positive,
[08:00:52] hey, I'm kinda positive.
[08:00:59] If I was failing not so positive, I probably would have given up.
[08:01:04] But I'm failing kinda positive.
[08:01:06] I'm...
[08:01:08] I'm...
[08:01:10] I'm...
[08:01:12] I'm...
[08:01:14] I'm...
[08:01:16] What are you aiming for?
[08:01:18] I don't know.
[08:01:19] I'm just playing until MSI starts.
[08:01:22] It took reckless enemies 40 days to get challenger, and I'm half as good as them, so... well,
[08:01:26] maybe not even half. So I think getting Chandr is pretty impossible unless an angel comes
[08:01:34] down from the sky and puts out their hand and I grab their hand and fly off into the
[08:01:40] distance where a 40 game win streak awaits me. Ask Faker. I mean, yeah, to be honest,
[08:01:58] the T1 team is two floors away from me. They're literally right there. So maybe like, if I
[08:02:06] I can just like sniff the air that they're breathing.
[08:02:09] I can get a 30 game win streak.
[08:02:11] Maybe I just have to run in there
[08:02:12] and like grab the particles.
[08:02:14] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
[08:02:21] like I'm playing fucking Slither IO,
[08:02:23] just run in there and try and eat up
[08:02:24] as many particles as possible.
[08:02:32] Now I can't, I can't, I can't be in the presence of Faker
[08:02:35] as a D1 player, it's impossible.
[08:02:38] Like he's gonna literally look down on me
[08:02:40] and just think I'm dirt on a shoe, no.
[08:02:44] I think I'll get kicked out of a T1 building
[08:02:46] if I don't even hit master.
[08:02:48] I mean, I'm one win from master,
[08:02:49] so hopefully I make that right.
[08:02:51] Right?
[08:02:54] Right then.
[08:03:03] It's all started, I can tell you.
[08:03:05] I had like a 65% winrate and then one guy in chat came in and said
[08:03:09] you're gonna go on a 4 game lose streak and I replied
[08:03:12] but there's no way I'm gonna go on a 4 lose streak
[08:03:14] how fucking bad do you think I am?
[08:03:16] and then I went on a 4 game lose streak
[08:03:18] and now I'm win loss Andy
[08:03:27] like the winrate wasn't that bad until that guy showed up and I don't know who
[08:03:31] it is you need to check the vault
[08:03:34] I need to check the vault because it was, I remember exactly where it was, I was like, like the win rate here, it doesn't look too bad, I'm still losing games, but like I'm kind of winning, and it was after this game ended, he said, you're going on a 4 game lose streak, and I said, no I won't, it's impossible, and then, it just happened, like the world just collapsed and ended.
[08:03:55] Who was that guy? Maybe that's the angel that can bless me with the win streak as well.
[08:04:17] I can't watch Twitch clips because I'm in Korea.
[08:04:20] It's so cooked.
[08:04:27] Wait.
[08:04:33] Wait.
[08:04:39] Wait.
[08:04:40] Wait, let me cook.
[08:04:47] I want a VPN and so this is my way of watching twitch clips here
[08:05:14] Okay, it's the what it's the just
[08:05:24] Okay, dude, okay, dude
[08:05:26] We'll wait for the buffer. Let me just pause it again. We'll wait for that to buffer.
[08:05:52] Do you go ghost on Taliyah?
[08:06:09] Let's go ghost on Taliyah, fuck it.
[08:06:11] Gets me the bot lane faster at least.
[08:06:13] Bro, I enabled this VPN to watch clips and now I can't even open up any browsers.
[08:06:18] And I can't even open up a web page.
[08:06:20] it's just too laggy
[08:06:22] okay, turning this shit off right now
[08:06:33] I don't know if there's some settings I need to change or some shit
[08:06:35] actually, why don't I just play with Ignite?
[08:06:37] it's true, like this guy's probably mentally ill on a fucking 10 game loo shakin'
[08:06:40] he's ready to just take it out on me with his Ignite silo
[08:06:42] it's like, I would do the exact same
[08:06:44] like, we're both in this together
[08:06:46] I also want to go and actually ignite every game
[08:06:48] every game and run it the fuck down in people's face
[08:06:52] I don't know, and I have Nautilus by on my team, they have Leeson, Xylas, Rakan,
[08:07:22] Yep, enemy jungler gank spot level 1, I just seen that coming.
[08:08:22] oh my god sparky o'clock like why do I always do this like why am I even walking up to
[08:08:34] his tower it's so stupid
[08:08:48] I'm such a f***ing theater.
[08:09:18] It's just Sparky time, like it is just Sparky time, it's just- there's like a law in my
[08:09:45] games and I will die level three it's just gonna happen it's this it's literally it's disgusting
[08:10:15] I'm useless.
[08:10:45] I can scale though no flash mid my champs pretty good this game if I know how to play it
[08:12:15] that was a gank
[08:12:25] that was a gank
[08:12:38] of
[08:13:30] Popped up to be two killed and mid jungle just ran it. So we scale in boys. We scale in
[08:13:42] Nice
[08:13:46] Like I might get kicked in the back
[08:13:57] I'm not sure what this is going to be
[08:14:30] Okay, well, it was kinda stuck, but it worked.
[08:14:53] You go with Blackfire torch, I'm telling you, I thought you would.
[08:15:01] Actually, maybe I should just go rocket belt first.
[08:16:14] I thought he would get the cannon, but I guess he just missed the cannon.
[08:17:12] I'm gonna kill him
[08:17:36] Okay, not bad
[08:17:42] Did Sylas flash there? I feel like he flashed.
[08:17:49] Sivir definitely flashed, Lee Sin definitely flashed.
[08:18:12] This bad fight
[08:19:12] That was a lot of skill shots that didn't hit.
[08:19:41] Plinkers, are you good?
[08:20:11] I can't make sure that I'm always around bot.
[08:21:37] She wants to go bot on kaisa.
[08:21:43] Yeah, I don't think she's going bot on kaisa, buddy.
[08:22:53] another top laner who will decide the game
[08:23:23] I
[08:23:45] Hitch my bike
[08:23:53] I'm sure Pan was in here, I could probably win that.
[08:24:07] what do you go third on it on this tell you I go Rylai's or something
[08:25:07] I have to get the hell out of the way.
[08:25:37] So let's get tp down around.
[08:26:07] Well my GP is getting a lot of time to farm, so hopefully he's farming to the late game.
[08:26:37] Do I just go bot or what?
[08:26:51] This guy has no MR, so maybe I can hook him a little bit.
[08:30:21] I feel like the last mechanic few games are
[08:30:51] The Akali game, never mind.
[08:30:55] The Akali game, I did run it down.
[08:31:09] Sources.
[08:31:10] Humanoid has been benched from vitality.
[08:31:14] What the fuck?
[08:31:18] they benched humanoid
[08:31:23] after a disappointing playoff run
[08:31:26] the organization reacted quickly
[08:31:29] and humanoid returns to the bench
[08:31:38] okay so then
[08:31:40] so then who are they replacing him with
[08:31:46] because not poby other options
[08:31:48] it says here
[08:31:51] according to sources the organization has serious leads in south korea
[08:31:56] other options considered our jewel and oman
[08:32:07] their eyes have been turning to korea they've been seeing chud drill twelve
[08:32:11] on the letter recently in their thinking xayam holy
[08:32:14] maybe we can get ourselves a new mid laner
[08:32:17] that guy is kinda frying
[08:32:27] that guy is kinda frying
[08:32:31] shot 12th, moving like pram
[08:32:37] pramfaker
[08:32:42] Silas, Malkai, Lee Sin, Ben. What do I play when Lee Sin is banned? I don't really have many other options. I play Zin Zhao.
[08:32:54] I don't really play many junglers.
[08:33:04] I can play my Vi.
[08:33:12] I could play my Cocturin.
[08:33:34] Is Nocturin good?
[08:33:35] I don't know.
[08:33:36] I think I'll go Conqueror against Silas.
[08:33:52] I don't really know what to play.
[08:33:54] You skin?
[08:33:55] Okay what skin do I play then, little pup?
[08:33:59] Alright this skin is fucking border bro, what are you gonna about?
[08:34:02] skin is cool as shit.
[08:35:02] Yeah, if there's anything I've learned from Korean solo queue, it's that you should gank
[08:35:10] bot level 1.
[08:35:18] It ain't much, but it's honest work.
[08:35:23] Bro.
[08:35:27] Are you for real?
[08:35:30] My Victor is trolling, by the way.
[08:35:39] He's running back to mid through river against Akali.
[08:35:47] I can hear the ping already.
[08:36:00] I put the camera bolts in.
[08:36:30] It's a terrible date, have eyes.
[08:37:30] Last game, enemy Cassante solo killed my GP five times and made the game really hard to win.
[08:37:35] So this game, my Cassante solo killed GP five times and made the game a big trust, right?
[08:37:43] Alright.
[08:38:00] I'm sure this works, right?
[08:38:56] I should probably go Hexblade first, but I think I'm going to go Stridebreaker.
[08:39:03] yes well he clicks my wrappers so I'm giving this
[08:39:33] I can't even see the top, I know.
[08:41:33] This guy just thinks to bait the W.
[08:42:02] That's it.
[08:42:03] I'm so tilted.
[08:42:21] I'm so tilted.
[08:42:22] I'm so tilted.
[08:42:23] I'm so tilted.
[08:42:24] I'm so tilted.
[08:42:25] I'm angry.
[08:42:26] Try this, go.
[08:42:27] Do I kill her?
[08:42:28] Should I just go to my killer?
[08:42:31] With that Q, E, and the air?
[08:42:33] For me, right?
[08:42:58] Well, that's two ultimate hunter stacks for me.
[08:43:12] Nice, I'm trying to go up microsofting, really fast.
[08:44:24] this fucking music. This was so stupid why I just did I just ran it down and he was out.
[08:44:38] I thought he was on something.
[08:44:45] I guess the issue there was I think they had a ward on red buff because they kind of
[08:44:49] So many blasts going over
[08:45:19] Well, I think I wasted my fear, I think I wasted my fear, also I think I'm just respawning
[08:45:45] and fighting for the best, which is probably not the best idea.
[08:46:15] I'm
[08:46:26] top crab.
[08:46:27] No.
[08:46:58] We have nothing, really?
[08:49:27] what
[08:49:44] they're gonna die victor
[08:49:57] Yeah, I mean, I'm behind you, but I'm glad I'm here.
[08:50:49] Thank you, Zackie!
[08:51:21] of
[08:51:38] the
[08:51:41] Well, the Kassanthes putting in some work.
[08:52:09] Why is this Herald like smashing my head?
[08:54:36] Take that sucker.
[08:54:53] that bitch ass
[08:55:23] of
[08:56:21] I don't get it, I'm giving Drake, I'm like pinging top and then they walk into river
[08:56:31] and die, or they just get caught mid.
[08:56:43] The only human on this team is Kassanthi, no one else is on this team.
[08:56:52] We are all bots, so let him play the game and we hope for the best.
[08:56:59] level 16 though. When someone shows up, I don't want to go.
[08:57:29] I don't know why my fear broke.
[08:57:39] There's no one to hit the top.
[08:57:52] There's no one at the top
[08:57:57] I don't even kill this guy by myself
[08:58:22] It's GG
[08:58:24] Their top is completely
[08:58:27] One-popping me
[08:58:29] And Victor is like Victor is like sandpaper this game like anyone looks at him. He's just dead
[08:58:34] So how's that going to be, David?
[08:58:44] Oh.
[08:58:45] Okay, come on then let's just queue up and get demoted.
[08:58:59] Come, let's queue up and get the moded.
[08:59:09] I'm grinding myself into the ground, just playing middle-ly.
[08:59:19] My middle-ly, yeah, I played it, but I don't know, I played it, but then every lane was
[08:59:27] completely cooked. Where is it? I played I played Nidalee and then the game was
[08:59:34] just over on spawn like I spawned into the game and then I pressed tab and then
[08:59:39] my bot lane was 0-9 in five minutes and and yeah I was really sad
[08:59:57] Do you notice any skill gap between EU and Korea?
[09:00:15] I don't know bro, Korean solo queue is disgusting.
[09:00:17] I don't think I could live here and play solo queue.
[09:00:21] If I was a solo queue streamer and I played Korean solo queue all day, I would quit the
[09:00:24] game.
[09:00:30] Yes as real like I harp about you solo queue being trash but oh my god would I
[09:00:36] rather play you solo goodness like you know those you know in Europe you get
[09:00:43] those like Talon one tricks or those like blue cane OTPs or cat arena mains
[09:00:49] you know you get those in solo queue in the US and they like they like the game
[09:00:53] It's just a flip. Okay, now times that by 9. Everyone is playing Catarina in their heads.
[09:00:57] Everyone is playing Yasuo in their head. In their mentally, they can all in every level.
[09:01:04] And so when you're playing the game, it's frustrating because no matter what role you play,
[09:01:08] the other four roles are decided in two minutes. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you do.
[09:01:14] The roles are just, it's just over.
[09:01:17] Hell yes, that makes so true. But your challenger, you made it.
[09:01:20] Like, it's just, it doesn't matter what you say, do, or think.
[09:01:31] You're either playing the game at 10 minutes, 5k ahead or 5k behind, and good luck.
[09:01:38] Good luck.
[09:01:39] That's it.
[09:01:40] That's just the way it is.
[09:01:41] You're 5k up or you're 5k down.
[09:01:42] Good luck.
[09:01:43] Any sports.
[09:01:44] Have fun.
[09:01:45] Enjoy yourself.
[09:01:46] And don't get tilted.
[09:01:48] Because the game is always winnable.
[09:01:50] I promise you, I promise you, and I say this, the game is always winnable because they will run it down.
[09:01:56] And you will also run it down, and then they will run it down again.
[09:02:01] And we will make sure that the game is over or won in 30 seconds.
[09:02:07] Go on pick mell on 5 and just fuck me in lane, go on do it.
[09:02:11] Pick mell and stick it in me.
[09:02:15] Do it.
[09:02:16] Pussy.
[09:02:20] I'm playing spellbook vegan TF no skin full fucking support
[09:02:30] look at my comp why am I going spellbook TP because I have cogmore Z Olaf if we
[09:02:37] don't have enough damage later on then slap my ass and call me fucking Billy
[09:02:42] cut me in half and call me shorty like there's no fucking way we don't have
[09:02:47] damage late game
[09:02:54] I think it stinks in my room.
[09:03:22] I will dodge every skill shot, and I will be your teammate, guys.
[09:03:28] You got me? You smell me?
[09:03:30] Because I can't smell shit, this room fucking stinks.
[09:03:34] How long are you gonna play for? I will play till fucking 2AM, I don't give a shit.
[09:03:45] I feel like I'm one with the Koreans now.
[09:03:47] They run it down, I run it down.
[09:03:50] We share something in common now.
[09:03:51] I thought it was speaking Korean, apparently my Korean is not shit.
[09:03:53] But at least we both fucking suck.
[09:03:55] Cause we're all just inting, every game.
[09:03:59] I should have ganked bot level 1 and decided the game in the first 30 seconds, that's my bad.
[09:04:05] That didn't hit me.
[09:04:21] I'm not in it
[09:04:25] I've already fucked this thing up like I'll do a little okay, it's up. Yeah
[09:04:32] Yeah, all that top of my team so he's going to return
[09:04:35] All that top of the enemy team complete fucking transform the optimist run running at me at six miles an hour with Bumblebee behind him
[09:04:43] Nice
[09:04:51] Nice, he almost continues, welcome to the surface.
[09:05:21] like how long is your ball like like how is it not retracted back to you yet
[09:05:51] I'm going to run in.
[09:05:58] It will decide the game.
[09:06:01] Olaf has now decided that he doesn't want to win.
[09:06:05] And the only way back in this game is just permafighting.
[09:06:08] So he's going to run at that Orgot for 30 minutes straight while we play 4v4.
[09:06:13] And if we don't somehow get a 10k gold lead, he will lose the game.
[09:06:17] And he's accepting that.
[09:06:21] There's uh, he's in here.
[09:06:51] I'm just doing the strat.
[09:07:03] It's the Korean strat.
[09:07:04] Look what I'm doing.
[09:07:05] Push wave.
[09:07:06] Give no fucks.
[09:07:11] Face tank all damage.
[09:07:13] Just push waves.
[09:07:15] Oh Orianna, you used mana and think I based?
[09:07:21] Well, how about no, I'm Korean, Juseyo, bitch.
[09:07:28] Now you're stuck in front of the 5 minutes.
[09:07:30] Welcome.
[09:07:31] Welcome to my mind palace.
[09:07:38] what are you achieving tell me yeah nothing just unfreeze if you fucking weirdo
[09:07:56] like look I'm Korean you can freeze I'm literally Korean
[09:08:20] I'm gonna base now, and you know what I'm gonna do when I come back? I'm gonna push the wave in your fucking face.
[09:08:38] Actually, you know what? Better yet, I'm gonna ult on your face.
[09:08:45] You think you're gonna live from that?
[09:08:48] Think again, Orianna.
[09:08:50] I know exactly what you're thinking Orianna I know exactly what you're thinking I'm there
[09:09:05] too I've been there what if I rage TP back and chase him yeah I know don't worry no I'm
[09:09:11] already gone I'm I'm already gone like literally gone TP back and I'll run in a straight line
[09:09:18] Run. Run and try and find me.
[09:09:20] Oh, you don't want-
[09:09:21] Bro-
[09:09:22] Oh, who's there?
[09:09:22] Nobody. Nobody. Nobody's there.
[09:09:24] Nobody's there. I'm already gone.
[09:09:26] I left already. Sorry.
[09:09:30] Now you're in no flash, and now I'm gonna ping my psychotic jungler who's probably like-
[09:09:34] He's probably just finished school and he's like 15 years old,
[09:09:36] and he's just done his homework and he's fucking angry because he just keeps flipping every game.
[09:09:40] He's gonna kick you.
[09:09:41] And when that happens, you're gonna get stunned.
[09:09:43] And- And then- And then the beautiful part is,
[09:09:45] you're gonna die. Look. Look. He's already doing it.
[09:09:48] And in five years he'll be faker, but right now he's my master teammate who's ready to run the fucking game down at any point
[09:09:54] I get it. You want to throw your balls at me? I know I'm angry for you
[09:09:59] This is just the way it is and now I'm the first stun card on you
[09:10:03] And my Zed
[09:10:04] He's gonna not be in range and lucky you got away with this one
[09:10:12] Zed go
[09:10:14] Let's just use it all.
[09:10:15] Okay, you lived.
[09:10:17] Congrats.
[09:10:17] Do you want this Kinder Bueno?
[09:10:19] Do you want a surprise?
[09:10:20] Great, I'm happy for you.
[09:10:21] Literally.
[09:10:22] I'm gonna base.
[09:10:23] I'm gonna buy a Ruby Crystal.
[09:10:25] And I'm gonna do the same fucking thing again.
[09:10:34] I'm gonna be tanked.
[09:10:44] I'm going to watch my teammates run the game down.
[09:11:12] I think my Zed needs like an award.
[09:11:40] I think he found the angle where to get no kills in a free kill lane.
[09:11:46] He found the way to get none of them.
[09:11:48] And I think he's like cracked the enigma code.
[09:11:52] I think the Benedict Cumberbatch is ready to make a film with him about how to fuck it
[09:11:57] up that hard.
[09:11:59] It's called the Royal Fuck Up.
[09:12:01] That's what we'll call the film.
[09:12:02] You're the main character.
[09:12:03] Congrats.
[09:12:04] I'm ready to resume my duties as a bot who pushes the lane and watch this team do battle
[09:12:32] I'm ready I feel like Patrick Bateman right now walking through the office with this
[09:12:49] someone just another day of creams i look you
[09:13:01] you know what i think i think i'm kind of enjoying it i'm not gonna lie this is
[09:13:05] fucking this is something
[09:13:17] Who's dead?
[09:13:19] Oh, 2v3?
[09:13:20] No, they're dead.
[09:13:22] And Milio's dancing on him.
[09:13:26] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
[09:13:38] Oh, you know where I'm going, buddy.
[09:13:40] La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
[09:13:43] D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D.
[09:13:47] I'm gonna ruin someone's day!
[09:13:52] DDDD DDDD DDDD
[09:13:58] Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
[09:14:03] DDDD DDDD
[09:14:05] Let's turn it up!
[09:14:11] DDDD DDDD
[09:14:13] Korean solo queue!
[09:14:17] Orianna's pressing Tab furiously, school tomorrow, up 20 CS, losing the game.
[09:14:26] Bob.
[09:14:28] C.S.
[09:14:29] Important, right?
[09:14:30] They get CS and Pro Play, you get trained in solo queue for Proplay right?
[09:14:34] La la la la.
[09:14:36] No, you play against fucking Chud, GEREL12, who just pushes waves and roams around the
[09:14:41] map.
[09:14:42] Just like every other fucking degenerate in Master Tier.
[09:14:46] My top laner is winning, you know what that means!
[09:15:15] D D D D D D D D D
[09:15:18] La La
[09:15:19] Oh!
[09:15:20] Oh, you want a base?
[09:15:22] Ah, no!
[09:15:23] This is called the Cuckchair, aka Midlane.
[09:15:25] You stand there with the CS lead and watch my top laner fuck your game up.
[09:15:29] That's what's happening.
[09:15:30] Me and you.
[09:15:31] I get to watch the good stuff, you watch the bad stuff.
[09:15:34] He ends the game top, you can't do anything about it.
[09:15:36] Nothing.
[09:15:36] I will stand here and watch my Olaf fuck your entire base.
[09:15:42] I know, I've been there many times before.
[09:15:45] What?
[09:16:25] My top laner is back!
[09:16:47] Or it has rage roaming bot, she has a CS lead but she's doing nothing in the game.
[09:16:52] Ah!
[09:16:54] fuck get him cuckmo
[09:17:33] going on here then. Oh, good heavens, we've won the bot fight. We can win the game I think
[09:17:48] with this bot. Nope, you can't. My top laner is fisting you. Nope. William! William, look!
[09:17:59] Look bot lane Juseyo, we've just got a double kill!
[09:18:03] Really? Really? Optimus Prime's ready for a teamfight.
[09:18:07] Let's see what that double kill's gonna do for you.
[09:18:29] My dragon, BOOM, VAS.
[09:18:46] I'm a top laner, I'm gonna hit the tower on my speed even though they have Globals
[09:18:48] and Combo Missing and Zed could be here but I'm just gonna hit the tower.
[09:18:52] Because I'm playing Korean solo queue.
[09:19:52] There goes my top laner, watch him as he goes, there goes my top laner, watch him as he goes.
[09:20:17] Ha! Top laners! Mine! Equals better! Equals Korean SoloQ! Equals Yulud! It's a simple
[09:20:34] math equation!
[09:20:35] Oh my god, I'm gonna gang-bot it, I'm gonna farm really well, I'm gonna get 10 CS per minute, I'm gonna play Orianna, I'm gonna push my lane, I'm gonna have a really cool summoner right down that makes me look like a professional player that's smurfing and I'm gonna make sure that I burn my push and I'm gonna really make my lane.
[09:20:53] Cool. Is your top lane winning? No. Okay, then nothing matters, idiot. You lose.
[09:21:05] What's up, he's got a top laner!
[09:21:32] Help!
[09:21:35] I'm right, games. Top lane seems to be invisible in these games.
[09:21:38] What if I poop? Now it's completely broken and decides every game.
[09:21:43] Welcome to the new era.
[09:21:46] Top lane roll.
[09:21:49] Top lane roll.
[09:21:51] Top lane roll.
[09:21:52] Okay, I got you.
[09:21:54] You hurt my top laner, prepare to die.
[09:22:07] Help!
[09:22:08] Help me!
[09:22:10] Help me!
[09:22:11] Help me out here!
[09:22:12] Well, I ain't dead by the way.
[09:22:14] Help me!
[09:22:15] Help me!
[09:22:16] Hey, help me!
[09:22:17] Mid laners!
[09:22:18] Mid laners!
[09:22:19] Mid laners with A!
[09:22:20] Glitch!
[09:22:21] Glitch!
[09:22:22] Mid laners with day!
[09:22:24] Global ultimate
[09:22:26] Global ultimate
[09:22:35] Cheon-Jah-mit Chimichah!
[09:22:37] You're fucked buddy!
[09:22:39] Just know if you hear that noise you're cooked
[09:22:41] if it's my jungler or my top laner
[09:22:52] DaaarRA da da da da da da da Ugh, top laners
[09:23:03] Go base, Mr. Toplaner. I'll take it from here
[09:23:12] Where are you going?
[09:23:14] You can press B by the way
[09:23:17] What the-
[09:23:18] What kind of fucking brain do these toplaners have?
[09:23:22] Okay, okay, you're late, sorry.
[09:23:30] Zori, Mr. Top laner, Zori.
[09:23:39] It's time to throw the game, it's time to throw the game.
[09:23:44] I didn't want to win anyway, I queued up and wasted 30 minutes of my life.
[09:23:52] top laner i need you i need you i need you i need you right now
[09:24:14] holy fuck top laner gondor is calling
[09:24:22] top laner!
[09:24:52] Now I got the hiccups, I got the hiccups.
[09:25:10] Oh, looks like I got the don't do it mr. Toppener, please
[09:25:28] Mr. Toppener you have my full permission to go in
[09:25:30] I'm going.
[09:25:32] La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
[09:25:36] Korean solo queue for playing role.
[09:25:47] Nurse!
[09:25:48] Nurse!
[09:25:49] Nurse!
[09:25:50] He needs his medication.
[09:25:52] Nurse!
[09:25:57] Korean solo queue, Juicy O?
[09:26:00] oh yeah that's mighty carry yeah he got solo killed by their support yeah it's
[09:26:17] just another day it's just another day in the office for him
[09:26:30] Oh boy, I got me amegis!
[09:26:37] Woohoo!
[09:26:38] Wait a minute!
[09:26:39] If I stay with my top laner, maybe I'll stack this thing up.
[09:26:42] Mr. Top laner, please.
[09:26:45] Give me stacks, please.
[09:26:54] Junglers, junglers have brains, many of them, lots of cells, we can't find them in the study
[09:27:07] though.
[09:27:08] Where did they go?
[09:27:15] My bar, if this could.
[09:27:19] Guys, can you hear that?
[09:27:22] Can you hear that noise?
[09:27:23] Da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
[09:27:27] Da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
[09:27:49] My top lane is singing
[09:28:23] That's me! That's me! My playground!
[09:28:33] Good job top laner. Me and you baby. Plus to-
[09:28:43] Good job top planer, me and you baby, plus to-
[09:29:13] They totally crushed the top lane, but there was no vision.
[09:29:23] They just kept letting the enemy get in and still won.
[09:29:26] Zed said lol.
[09:29:31] Does that even make sense?
[09:29:33] Seriously?
[09:29:34] Boom!
[09:29:35] They don't even know what just hit them.
[09:29:36] Saddy fucking backdoor.
[09:29:38] They have no idea what just hit them.
[09:29:42] No idea.
[09:29:47] Da-da-da, da-da-da.
[09:29:54] Well, I feel like I know Korean solo queue like the back of my hand now.
[09:30:04] But the problem is, the account is already cooked.
[09:30:14] The account is literally already cooked.
[09:30:29] The account is full cooked, full cooked literally.
[09:30:33] I'm talking like...
[09:30:43] What elo are you in, K. Drill?
[09:30:44] I'm in fucking...
[09:30:46] I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm literally in...
[09:30:50] Kindergarten brain cell level of elo.
[09:30:52] That's where I'm at. Oh, you think Emerald's bad?
[09:30:54] Oh, you haven't seen the fucking beginning of it yet.
[09:30:59] Like, I'm jungle.
[09:31:00] And I, as a European player here, I'll think,
[09:31:04] Man, pick me Lee Sin, you know, it's good.
[09:31:06] I go Lee Sin, I carry the game.
[09:31:09] No, no.
[09:31:10] You would think the wrong champ.
[09:31:14] Wrong champ.
[09:31:16] I'm gonna play, fucking.
[09:31:18] Where is he?
[09:31:20] Silas, I go my Silas.
[09:31:22] You know why?
[09:31:23] Because I can level one gank bot.
[09:31:24] I have a CC.
[09:31:26] That's why I'm picking Silas.
[09:31:28] And I will kill them both level 1. I will. That's what's gonna happen. They will die. I will kill them.
[09:31:34] Swap me and let me pick Sylas. I will level 1 and bot for you.
[09:31:38] And I will give you last pick!
[09:31:43] Give me Sylas. Don't pick it.
[09:31:47] Don't pick it.
[09:31:50] Don't pick it.
[09:31:52] Don't pick it please. Koreans.
[09:31:54] Hello, hello, thank you.
[09:31:58] La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
[09:32:07] Well, I think I'm set up to win this game, all right.
[09:32:17] I heard Vitality's looking for players like you.
[09:32:19] Yeah, they already reached out when Sparky was in Diamond 3.
[09:32:21] They messaged me thinking I was a Korean mid laner and you're Korean, so are you ready to play for us if you're going to get high low? We'll take you.
[09:32:31] I said no. Juseyo, I stay free agent.
[09:32:37] What's he wrote? Let me guess. He wrote LOL. Let me guess.
[09:32:45] Heal, aha. What the fuck is heal?
[09:32:51] go fight I'll try my best I'll carry it deal I think I should go conquer roar this game
[09:33:16] What are you talking about?
[09:33:27] They say it's a kill?
[09:33:29] Yes.
[09:33:30] Level 1 bot.
[09:33:31] Enemy AD, boom.
[09:33:35] Okay.
[09:33:39] You're running into bottom brush?
[09:33:40] Yes.
[09:33:41] Right at the start.
[09:33:46] I'm serious.
[09:33:49] I'm serious!
[09:33:52] Stop typing crappy English.
[09:33:54] 9.
[09:33:55] Ah yes, Narmid.
[09:33:56] I should have been ready for this actually.
[09:33:59] Narmid.
[09:34:00] Yeah, I'm going to play Narmid and Jax.
[09:34:11] jungle. Let's just pick three top leaders because then we have three of them instead of one.
[09:34:35] Come! I've played enough Korean solo queues to know that I will have first blood in 2-30 seconds.
[09:34:41] Welcome to Korean Solo Queue!
[09:35:05] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
[09:35:24] fuck this carry's painful
[09:35:25] K ... this is fucken rough
[09:35:35] Well, ain't that a bad o' babe.
[09:35:46] No, Mr. Yone, I ping you to ward my raptors, please.
[09:35:55] If Chax is invading my top side, I will leave this game.
[09:36:05] Why did I take W level 2 by the way, watch this.
[09:36:16] Be careful Mr. Top laner, I can't have you losing your lane, because that means Top lane
[09:36:22] is losing and we can't have that in Korean solo queue.
[09:36:28] Now you might be in Cable, are you going to go Raptors next?
[09:36:31] I'm thinking about ganking top, no joke
[09:36:53] What are you max on side of triangle?
[09:36:55] Well, guess who level 1 ganked back?
[09:37:02] Hey, Wilton, Anya Zeyo!
[09:37:32] Well, ain't that a yes-woo who's clicking a little bit too far forwards?
[09:37:42] Nah, it's watered here for sure.
[09:37:47] That guy gave up crab. Are we for real?
[09:38:02] Well, I'm gonna get me that bottom crab.
[09:38:11] Hell yeah.
[09:38:12] I
[09:38:34] You kill feeling
[09:38:42] Wow yeah, yeah
[09:39:09] I bought the filibus I thought I was late
[09:39:12] Well...
[09:39:20] Ain't that about a bit.
[09:39:39] Now, what about we kill this here Yasui?
[09:39:42] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
[09:39:53] Heh, Cassani all the man.
[09:39:56] I'll just...
[09:40:02] Oh my side-eye, this has got a little bit of go!
[09:40:05] Hell yeah!
[09:40:06] Oh wait, what's that?
[09:40:07] My bot lane's winning because of my level 1 play?
[09:40:09] Hell yeah.
[09:40:11] Oh yeah.
[09:40:12] Why are you being weird?
[09:40:18] Because I've lost my mind.
[09:40:19] It's gone.
[09:40:20] I can't find it.
[09:40:21] If you find it, fucking dial me in.
[09:40:23] I don't know where the fucker is.
[09:40:26] Now, if I was a Jax, who just lost the game, what would I do?
[09:40:41] What would I do if I was a Korean Dex?
[09:40:43] Yep, I would gank bot!
[09:40:54] You're gonna get ganked, I'm sure of it. I'm here.
[09:41:11] I'm going to lose my wrappers.
[09:41:40] Hmm, thinking emoji.
[09:41:53] Please serve, please summon my raptors rub-
[09:41:55] AHH!
[09:41:56] Oh!
[09:41:57] I think I just, I think I just met it.
[09:42:08] one
[09:42:17] what the hell
[09:42:20] yep that's my own alright
[09:42:27] I'm going to do something crazy, I'm going to click on the top lane, I'll take a steal.
[09:42:50] Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen!
[09:43:14] I knew it! I did it! Fucking shit!
[09:43:16] I tried to find the earliest place I could E over, I thought it was there, but it's still
[09:43:22] a little bit further, it's probably here.
[09:43:25] Ho ho ho, Jax!
[09:43:30] Was macht wir da denn?
[09:43:35] Das ist meine Frage!
[09:43:37] Was macht wir da denn?
[09:43:42] Double kill, bot lane winning!
[09:43:45] bot level 1 and then only gank top from that point onwards but I will say that
[09:43:49] Yone did make me a little bit dizzy
[09:43:52] Now you might be thinking, wow, I just tuned in as he lost his mind.
[09:44:17] Yes.
[09:44:18] Now that we've caught her out the way, it's less weird.
[09:44:34] I love that song from Pokemon.
[09:45:03] Wah hello there bot lane, it's been a while.
[09:45:08] Yo this Ash's E's are in my fucking cheeks.
[09:45:21] I think I don't ever want to put my camera mid ever again, I think I've seen it all.
[09:46:03] Hold on here, let me get my aim straight, that's gotta be a hit from the side, what?
[09:46:07] Jinx Rocket!
[09:47:03] Hmm.
[09:47:10] What?
[09:47:30] You can't R-flash on Naur?
[09:47:32] I mean on Silas?
[09:47:34] I mean...
[09:47:41] Why can't you R-flash?
[09:47:44] I'm pissed off now!
[09:48:00] of
[09:48:07] the
[09:48:14] death of
[09:48:17] the
[09:48:22] death
[09:48:29] Yep, that's maaaaaaah, Sylas.
[09:48:50] What do you build on Sylas, second?
[09:48:59] I'm gonna go with maker and I'm gonna buy 15 in dark seal bro it feels like it
[09:49:15] It feels like the water, it feels so nice
[09:50:15] That's a hit shot from Sander.
[09:50:41] Yep!
[09:50:50] See now, why am I running across the whole map to kill Dex when I can't get the health?
[09:51:11] Because I'm a jungler that's why
[09:52:41] get him a reset get him a reset yeah get him jinxed
[09:53:35] I think I misplayed that one a little bit.
[09:54:05] now what on god's green
[09:54:14] I'll be getting one shot
[09:54:33] Quadra kill!
[09:54:34] Please get him, powder!
[09:54:36] Yo, you're gonna die, powder! No!
[09:54:44] Guys, we're trolling.
[09:54:54] Did powder die?
[09:54:55] The gnar and arcane.
[09:54:56] If you want to make a video about this, please leave a comment, and I'll be happy to help you with the next video.
[09:55:26] I
[09:55:32] Got made new our team just dropped the nar main character
[09:55:42] You fucking ward this Baron I'm kind of paranoid
[09:55:52] Blue orb
[09:55:56] There can't be two Manning Baron right? Surely they're not three Manning Baron.
[09:55:59] Come on please, my Korean friends.
[09:56:01] Okay, god bless.
[09:56:09] I'm gonna crash out, I'm gonna crash out, I'm gonna crash out, I'm gonna crash out, I'm gonna lose my mind.
[09:56:15] Where did my trash put his wards?
[09:56:19] Why aren't they topside and why am I thinking the face shake this dog shit?
[09:56:56] I
[09:57:26] no
[09:57:41] why can't we fight it
[09:58:56] I'm a freak! I'm a weirdo! Why the hell am I doing this to you? I don't belong here!
[10:00:26] I
[10:00:43] Do show my sauce me. Hey, hey fucking freeze on me screen
[10:00:56] and
[10:01:16] and only spark is left on the rifter
[10:01:21] Wait, because I'm disaligned. What the?
[10:01:31] Well, he just wasn't in the fight or what?
[10:01:42] Fuck, read you like a book, eh? Me! I read! I read!
[10:01:51] Oh, look at my pockets. They're full of gold! I'm gonna buy me a hat! A cool one! It might
[10:02:01] be Rabbidons! Hey, hey, hey! Get your ass off me.
[10:02:17] You can call me Sir Rabadon with my deathcap!
[10:02:47] the
[10:03:14] What the?
[10:03:21] What happened?
[10:03:28] What happened?
[10:03:35] Not instantly died by the way he died instantly what what what how
[10:03:56] Ow!
[10:04:02] Tpepeh?
[10:04:18] Sally's angry!
[10:04:19] Boom!
[10:04:20] Smurfs!
[10:04:21] Twinkle in the eye!
[10:04:23] Oh, you think you can win?
[10:04:25] Oh, think again!
[10:04:26] Hey
[10:04:32] Yeah, make it on make it on make it on
[10:04:46] But oh, that's you
[10:05:26] I'm never queuing up again.
[10:05:32] Alright, goodnight, I'm going to sleep, fuck this bullshit, fucking bullshit, shit, fuck
[10:05:38] bullshit, shit, fucking bullshit.
[10:05:40] I'm out of this bitch.
[10:05:43] I fucking hate Korean solo queue.
[10:05:49] Fuck this shit.
[10:05:51] Alright, see you tomorrow for some more Korean solo queue, peace.
[10:05:56] It's getting more of some more Korean solo queue.
[10:06:19] Ha ha ha ha ha
[10:06:21] I
[10:06:47] Peace