Caedrel
🔴IS THIS MAN HUMAN? HOW IS HE THAT GOOD? - SOLOQ LEARNING NEW PATCHES // VOD REVIEWING // WSCI EU GAMES // LCS LATER TONIGHT WITH LUDWIG🔴
09-25-2026 · 15h 03m
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Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
oh my goodness show my mouse rather better way I gotta charge it this
fucking wireless mouse are you kidding chat did you miss me or not say it say
it did you miss me or not haircut yeah it's kind of growing out it's kind of
growing up you're early yeah I know else yes starts in 12 hours why am I
starting my stream now I'm kind of tweaking bro I feel like I want to
stream were you even gone did you like the YouTube video there was a part of
YouTube video I filmed it and then I went to shower and shave and then I came
back and I realized I was missing things right I miss so many things in that
YouTube video I miss so many things I thought about it after the video went
out I was like why didn't I say that it's caps and perks versus rookie in the
shy isn't that like the coolest fucking thing ever how is that not like fucking
the most baller shit you ever had in your life.
Maybe I need to make a part too.
For some reason that video did really well.
I was so surprised.
That's actually one of my best before on videos and it's just me talking to the camera.
It has almost 700k views in less than 24 hours.
I don't get it.
Are people just giga hyped for worlds or what?
I know the YouTube video algorithm changed but that changed like three weeks ago.
weeks ago maybe. It looked like you filmed an apology video. Okay, well let's
let's let's let's address the elephant in the room because everyone's
everyone wants the elephant addressed everyone wants the elephant addressed
Because I know that you like boys.
This song is really good.
Chat, today we're going to be playing a bit of solo queue.
We're going to be watching WSCI.
We're going to do some team bot reviews, all that stuff.
But before we begin the stream properly, can we just give like a shout out?
We need to give a shout out to someone.
We need to give a shout out to this person.
I'm shydes.
They drew a fan art of the stream for when we were in the go-kart
And I think this is the coolest fuck. This is such a fucking cool drawing
You got mitzko in the right screaming go faster
You got all you piece of shit on the cart with me fucking dragging dragging the weight down people are chewing the cables
This motherfucker's got the map upside down
This was straight fire. This is straight fire this art
This is wicked. This is not the first art. They made they made one for uh
For for like a cozy the shy one as well
The artist is wicked by them you got like a leasing one
Yeah, big fan
So what is that image you're looking at though?
Big shout to them
big shout out oh he's in the chat that's my art xdx yo thank you for the art
I'm gonna fucking VIP RS okay I can't VIP RS because there's too many VIPs
mods can you can you fucking kick one of the rats from VIP just fucking kick
him and just put shy this is a VIP actually wait let me look at the VIPs
maybe I can find one to just kick hold up. How do you find VIPs community assigned roles? Here we go.
Role manager. Who can we kick? It was like a good kick. Chronicler. Now we can't get Chronicler.
Arnold. Hysterics. I will dominate.
Alright, there's a VIP slot. There's a free VIP slot. Let's get Shides in there.
I will talk about it quickly, we will talk about it quickly, Papa Smith he put out an
apology, he put out the apology, saying they fucked up and they probably video, I'm happy
that they decided to put out or he decided to apologize because I know Papa Smithy personally which is like
Fuck he doesn't need to do this, you know that feel like he's
He's kind of one stepping into the firing line. I
Will say
Some people were like KTroll. They said sorry to you. Why did you fucking up? Why did you so salty? I?
Don't want to be that guy
There was never a sorry
I'm not gonna be petty here and say like if you said sorry
I'd be fine about all this. All that happened in the DMs was I messaged Papa and I was like, bro
It's fucking the thumbnail. It's like AI is this shit and he said let me look into it
And then he's like what's with the video and I gave him I said what I thought about the video
He said okay, I'll pass your feedback along and he said if you ever want to chat just me and you just let me know
That was kind of our conversation
He was like if you ever want to chat personally we can chat, you know what I mean and
That's kind of where the conversation went
but obviously like they've privately the video and it's kind of like one of those things where
Objectively right because obviously I'm super biased in the situation all of the shit happens all of fly qua sees all the shit happen
They're fucking reddit threads were through the roof the twitch chat was disgusting
I had to take two days fucking not streaming because everyone's being so disgusting like freaks and
And they left everything up and didn't say anything and then when the shit throws over to their side of the fence
Then they do something about it
You know what I mean?
So yeah, sure I accept I don't want to sound like I feel like I'm like accepting an apology or something
It would bro. It's it's not that deep sure all good
All good all good. I don't have anything wrong with papa. I don't even know with the players and it's coaching to have nothing
just
Yeah
Are you still gonna hate watch?
Yes, yeah, I'm still gonna hate watch. I have a petty motherfucker
And I'm not gonna hate watch I want I want I want I want shopper fire up to win because I'm I want Ludwig to pop off and
Then I want lion to go to worlds because inspired to you homie that's all
that that that that that's that's all there is to it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I will get revenge for what yo chill out you've already got three badges why do you want four
badges bro why are you being so greedy with the badges brother yo relax are you done
your T1 drama takes. Now hold on a second, what have I done now? What T1 drama takes? Hit me.
You got a link? Did I start some more drama than I didn't know about? What the f*** is this?
I feel like ever since I hit 30, I'm anti-drama. If people throw shit my way, I'll throw shit back,
but I'm not gonna throw shit. So if I've started another drama, I didn't mean to do it. What have
I don't know about the if you bet or not wait so there is no drama you're just
waiting to see if I bet my hair again or what that's it is that it what are we
even saying that's it you're just waiting to see if I put my hair on the
line again all right let's check the reddit
Kato take, oh it's on the reddit, hell yes, WWWW.
How has Wild Forever been, have you been enjoying it, you've been spamming that brother, I haven't
touched it yet, I haven't.
I've avoided all spoilers, every now and then I tune into Soda's stream and he's fucking
dueling outside Stormwind just farming people for silver and then he plays against the
priest and the priest just claps him.
Um, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mitsuco Meshmi saying she doesn't have VIP in the stream,
We're gonna have to kick someone else.
Wait, Mituka, what's your fucking Twitch name, man?
What's your Twitch name?
Type in the chat now.
Where is she?
Am I stupid?
Mitsuko Gijin.
Why are you writing XID?
Tier 1 sub for 45 months?
Come on now.
Alright, you got VIP, you got VIP.
What else?
Big boy kid what he said he'll be back Wednesday or Thursday, but it's Friday now. He scammed us again. Yo, come on. You'll chill out chill out
I did a lot actually
You know what I did I cleaned my whole room the floor is clean. There's so much space I
I replaced a shower head
I'm getting the tap replaced because the tap broke. I
cleaned out my closet and
I
I played Valheim for, I don't know how long I played Valheim for actually, oh my god.
I played Valheim for like 25-30 hours straight.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, okay, I was playing Valheim for a while.
You know, relax.
And then I got my egg in CS.
I got my egg in CS.
Show us the build. Well, so far in Valheim all we did really was we got to the swamp, we found iron, and we made iron bows and fucking shit.
We're about to kill bone mass.
Show us the egg build.
Wait, can you tell by the egg if it's a good egg or not?
yes wait really okay tell me then no wait a second now hold on I'll open it
quick and show you my egg how do you how do you know how wait is there like a
number on the egg or what is it like at the color what is it
it's a pattern okay we'll do a quick CS check then I'm gonna play legal day but
Okay, I dropped from 20k. I was 20k though. I was 20k though
That's my egg
Same life same Vegas owner is that bad is that bad
Okay, we're all 2026 schedule. Yeah, we'll check it out. They deleted the video. Okay,
to see it. K-DRAW ranked number one. Wait, really? Twitch streamer... Eh?
Hey! Come on now!
Hiky carried by Koshims, though. Hiky carried by Koshims. How do they even...
How do they even... It's based on average concurrent viewers, followers, views and streams.
You know, the one thing I don't understand about, like,
Like, maybe it's short form content, but like for example, right, in the last 30 days, I got 17k followers, but some streamers, like the amount of followers they get per month is crazy, like Jinx got 205k, this guy got 200k, this guy, Keso got 91k, some streamers, Steyrano got 60k, some streamers get like insane amounts of followers every month, and then like some streamers get like 8k, right?
or or or I don't know where where on is it's owner of 63 k it's crazy if I'm
minus 4k I mean he has 20 million followers so I got like three I'm a
sort of 18k on new while release I don't know if it's I don't know if it's
bots I feel like it's probably just because I mean the only thing I noticed
by the people who get loads of followers is they're massive on short form
content and they do so many different games. So it's probably that.
WWW. We talked about that.
Fraud pays for four days. My haircut as styled. Didn't shave. Rooms a mess. Upload new video.
Go back to WoW. Okay, I'm not playing WoW. My haircut's okay. I've shaved. And the room
is clean. And it's not that deep. What is this Reddit turning into? What is this?
Cajal stream schedule 21 to 27th
What is this fucking
The generous stuff
I'm tweaking for worlds
Um, all right. What else world 2026 schedule has been released
Yeah for sea gang it starts at 1am if you're if you're south right of the earth you're cooked by the way
The more south right you are the more cooked you are
Yeah, there's a lot of games though, so maybe by the time you wake up you can catch one
or two of the games.
The quarters and semis started at 5am though, actually playable.
I remember I was co-streaming China, what was it, was it Worlds or MSI?
Oh my god, I remember!
There was...
There was a world in China, which one was it? Was it 21 or 22? No, it was 21.
There was a world in China, 21, and we were the main broadcasts from Berlin.
We didn't fly to China, we were the main broadcasts from Berlin.
If you watch the Analyst Desk, you'll notice it's the LEC studio.
And I had to wake up at 2 a.m. every day for Worlds,
and I had to take the cab to the studio to be ready,
Makeup suited up for 5 a.m. Show start. Oh my god. That actually killed me
And it was a month straight
Oh my god 2 a.m. Wait to I feel like waking up at 5 a.m. It's doable waking up at like
Midnight is also doable. You just pull an all nighter the 2 to 4 a.m. Period is the worst period in the world to wake up
That is just the worst period
Um, Friars Group Worlds Fortment... Wait, is there a trailer?
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream.
Alright, let me have a little listen.
They came up just short of the Worlds, but the journey never stopped.
Wait a minute.
The Demacia Cup starts in a week.
The Cancun Cup.
Holy Arena though, that goes fucking hard as shit.
Are you kidding?
Yo.
Meet the teams.
12 slots.
LCK, LPL, LEC, LCS, LCP, CBLO.
Yeah, 5, 6, 7. 5, 6, 7. And then it's 4, 5, 4, 5.
The next two players will be ranked in the 4th and 5th place.
The other players will have one player who will be ranked in the 4th and 5th place.
LCP will be ranked in the 4th place.
CBLOL will be ranked in the 4th place.
not the third place team. The top two go to Worlds and they've made it so the
fourth place goes to the Maasya Cup. The third place misses everything. Is that
changed? And the main reason for that is because the scheduling is
really late. If you finish top three you're too late for the Maasya Cup.
Apparently if you're top three you're here, which is the day of the
the Demacia Cup starts. So if you finish fourth, you go to an international. If you finish third,
you continue through the run for a chance at Worlds. That's pretty insane. Obviously,
you don't want to play to lose because if you manage to get top three and you win this
series, you go to Worlds. But if you lose the series, you're out for the rest of the
year. But if you win the series the week before, the enemy team goes to an international.
I don't know what it's called. Format? I don't know the word. It's strange.
The tournament opens with the group stage. I'm pretty sure the way the Masayuk Cup works is it's a copy-paste of the world's format.
Maybe I'm wrong, but it's a Swiss game.
Swiss round format, four rounds.
Yeah, it's the same as Worlds.
It's best of one to begin with and best of three eliminations in motion, right?
Wait, it's best of three...
Wait, only round one is best of one.
Wait, that's actually great.
Normally it was elimination and promotion is best of three.
Now it's only round one, just to see to everyone.
I actually don't mind that.
That's pretty good.
Is that going to be the Worlds format? Because Worlds is only best at 3 promotion elimination.
Is Worlds going to change their format as well?
That is promotion? Bro, it's not. 1-0 is...
Wait!
Oh my god, maybe that's why.
Oh, it's because...
It's because it's 12 teams instead of 16, so 2 wins gets you through instead of 3, so they can just make everything best of 3 from the first round.
Ahhhh...
Makes sense.
That makes sense, makes sense, makes sense.
Oh, I love a little Swiss bracket. Is it double a limb, best of fives, or is it single limb?
Wait, it's best of three elimination?
WHAAAAT? That's a lie.
No, it's best of fives.
Best of five.
Okay, singularly, best of five.
Come on now.
Yo, China's cooking.
Call the final stages in Beijing.
In the offline knockout stage, coach voice access comes into play.
In every game, the coach joins their team's first-person perspective review and holds three
communication cards, each for its 45 seconds.
Live in the game, the coach can join the team comps and speak to the players.
Oh, that's fire!
That's what LCK did earlier in the cup.
5.1 million RMBs?
How much is that?
1.5 million RMB in USD.
$220,000.
You could win every single LCS split, all year.
year and if you came last in this tournament you'd get more money then if
you want every single LEC split
because they removed they removed prize money from the regional play so you
don't make any money for winning LEC you just get promoted MSI so you can win
every LEC split and from domestic money you could come last in this and make more
L-O-L. Alright, so the online group stage is the start of October to the 8th, then it's
12 to 15th and then in October 17th the finals. I'm not a fan of the coach comms, I hope this
doesn't become a thing. Yeah, I think it's a weird one. I don't know, as a coach it's
quite nice because you can get everyone to just fucking stop inting maybe and tell them
like a little game plan to get them all on the same page, but as a player, as a player
it would piss me off if my coach said shut the fuck up
I got this under control
I can't sleep
never look back, don't ever look back
thoughts on the world songs so far
okay bro I feel like I've seen your name earlier in the stream and I feel like
You're such a rage baiter, but I'll give you one more chance
What do you mean the world song so far? What world song is there a trailer for it?
So you gotta shut your bitch ass up. What are you what are we even saying?
What are we even saying? I knew he was the biggest rage baiter ever
New skin, I still big green, left step, right slide, okay, alright, in the breath they're ego, you won't like this
No force on my knee, call one of those shit, cap block, it's all trench, night at 10 PC, I've been the boss
Wait, there's lyrics to this song? I thought it was just Gigi fucking easy, I thought it was just a chorus and they just spammed it
Yo, let's cut the lyrics
Just love well well well chat I need to read all the patch notes someone needs to help a brother out I
Haven't read any I haven't read 26 18 or 19. I have no fucking clue what these patch notes are
And how big they are or how useless they are or what's broken or what's not broken
Have you watched the Valorant song already I have yes, what is this patch notes Bard North Seraphine Zindra Zeruban nerf
Echo Cassadin Master Yi Viego Zahin buffs
Capsula legends Bard armor per level is down
and it's flat armor down a bit.
Casio changes.
Move speed from her passive ish down.
The damage on her Q is down by 10, but the AP ratio is up.
Manakosa, so they're making her early game weaker
because they're increasing AP ratios and nerf, and...
Okay.
So her lane phase is just weaker.
Damage on her rule to AI, they're just giving her more AP scaling.
why are you reading this if you're just gonna lock in TF okay well first of all
yo first of all I want to know what the patch is for for when the pro play
happens because the world's patch is 2620 I want to know how am I gonna help you
with your pick-ums how am I gonna help you with your pick-ums
Echo mana cost is down on his Q, AP ratio is up.
Cassiode in AP ratio on his Q is up, base damage on his ult is up.
Master Yi, armor per level is up, move speed on his ult is up. Nautilus.
His AD is down, that's actually kind of nice for ranged supports.
Hook damage is also down.
What the fuck are these changes?
Cooldown on her E is flattened, that hurts actually a bit.
Zindra splinter mana down later on W force of will cooldown is down. Diego armor growth is up
Chat is there any like wait, what happened to your hair? Don't worry about it. Let me just check this out
So on 26 19 a trucks is win-win
Elise! What the fuck? Is Elise broken?
And Volibear, when Red went up,
Nocturne is fucking dead, or what?
Rumble's dead, Vi is dead, Ryze went down even more.
Is there anything big from this patch?
Sealing strikes that cooldown duration is four seconds.
This is fucking classic.
What did they do on 26.19? Is this the bigger patch?
What did they do to Nocturne?
Cooldown on his ult is up by 20 seconds!
What did they do to Rumble?
Overheat attack speed is down by 20%.
That's pretty bad for Ollins.
What did they do to Ryze?
Base armor growth is up by 0.5, his Q damage, the bonus damage flux so that when he E's
This is down by 10%
Is that, yeah it's 10% flat
His E mana cost is also up by 5
And what do they do to Vi?
Attack damage is down a little bit too
But his attack level is up a little bit
Shield health is down by 2%
Huh, these nerfs don't feel that bad do they?
Unless 2 AD fucks, I mean 2 AD is a lot for your early clears
I'm only going to do the volley bear. Attack speed per stack.
Wait, they just...
They just buffed it or what?
It's Nuclear Fusion Volibear now with 20% bonus AD and his attack speed is a little
bit better from his AP scaling.
Is it time for Nuclear Fusion Gunblade Volibear?
Adjust the champion's Lucian.
on hit damage is down by 5% AD and his Q damage... nah, the illusion is still good, surely.
I feel like if you're a good Lucian and you get 10 base Q damage or a level 1, like they
will just cook in lane. Surely. Surely it outweighs the fucking passive nerf.
Oh my god, wait, it's 10 flat, I didn't see that.
Wait, that passive... Why does he have a passive then? Just fucking remove it.
At this point.
Just remove it.
To balance it with the supports.
What, I feel like these patches are so strange.
Everything that was OP is gone.
Ryze was the first pick, nerfed.
Rumble was the first pick, nerfed.
Nocturne was a first pick, Nerf'd. Vi was a first pick, Nerf'd. Casio was a first pick,
Nerf'd. Syndra was a first pick, Nerf'd. Ash Seraphine's Nerf'd. Nautilus' Nerf'd.
Xerilulu's Nerf'd. Bardus' Nerf'd. Lucian's Nerf'd. So what's good? Aurora buff.
Aurora based damage on her E is up by 10 and her ult duration is up by 0.5.
What? And her winrate went down. Because people kept picking her and they suck.
Now surely this is a good Aurora buff. That's quite nice. And the Elise buffs,
what did they buff on Elise? Passive magic damage on hit on her spider form is up by
2 per rat or what. And her base attack speed on her W is up by 10. That's kind of nice.
That makes her clear much faster now. Check casics. His passive, what is his isolation
damage, is up by 5 flat. His W evolved slow is 0.25 more and his lead brain is up by 300.
I mean, Evolved E-Leap is kind of solo queue, so this is kind of Mickey Mouse, I would presume.
Kha'Zix is very hard to pull off in pro play, but that's a lot of range.
That's probably really broken solo queue, but his win rate also went down, because the pick rates are going up on these champs,
and people are just bad, so the win rates are going down.
Look at Aphelios.
K, his green gun moonshot damage is up by 10 flat.
His Q healing on his severum is up later on.
His purple gun slow is stronger, because the K is 5% more.
His Inferno blue AoE gun cooldown Q is down by 1 second and his crescendum damage is 1% higher on your AD.
It says plus 5% AD for the 8 plus chakram, 5% AD for the 9th plus chakram.
Is that a nerf? Yo future pass with the 25 gifted, yo much love, thank you Oiler.
hey try to go get this up say thank you say thank you go get this up
okay this is a really... Draven got 2 AD
his winnary went down as well
All the champs that got buffed their winrates go down in the first few days or what?
Oh wait, when did this patch come out?
Three days ago.
Why did poppies winrate go down? Did she get nerfed?
Minion monster? Okay, fuck off.
Interesting. So, what's OP right now?
I mean, Kiana is untouched, right? And she just does that Bastion Breaker build?
I guess she's always been pretty high on rate or?
She solo queue is so useless to look at, like this is just useless, like what am I even
looking at?
The lock 80 carry, victor 80 carry, yes so bot like, yoan 80 carry, like what the fuck
am I looking at?
There's not enough games or what, I don't get it.
Support got a lot of changes.
Thresh, he's been high winner for a while.
Yasuo bot is OP right now, really?
Alright, let's put it up.
I think we do mid AD or what?
You look like a part four million two hundred thousand nine hundred and eight
F.R.R.
It's like what Lego piece what
That's a good pull that's a good pull that's a good pull bro is there a Lego piece for
everything or what is there a Lego piece for everything
wait there's a mini left one wave lol
you must be new to the channel I don't miss a wave I make out later
the decision that gives me kills and waves.
Okay.
Time to the stream.
Locke is actually not that skilled.
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Why is it being gary is
What?
The stream goes on and already in champ select, that's a quality feature of Earthstream.
Yeah, I hate when you tune into a stream and it's like...
Coming in a bit!
Show!
The stream!
Bro, it just clicks our streaming, bro.
Like, what's the big deal?
That's what I'm saying!
We already went to that, we already called them out on that, we already called them out on that.
Alright, we gotta warm up nice and slow.
We gotta warm up nice and slow.
A little TF game to get the hands warm.
A little TF game to get the hands warm.
You know the drill.
Oh yeah.
My champ is fantastic into all their champs except for Kled.
Maybe, maybe.
Alright, I feel like I'm pretty clued up on the patch now.
Wait, you actually know how to play League and you aren't just a caster.
Oh sorry, my bad.
I thought I was against Syndra mid and Tristana was the adc.
Oh, it's my fault, actually.
I haven't queued up in a while, I should have expected something like that.
Oh, you thought my Camille was top and my Vlad was mid?
Okay, no they're actually Bob. Welcome to season 16.
Otherwise I would have gone boneplating if I was against Risenamid.
Tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac. Chat, I'm proud of myself. You know why?
My screen time on my phone average weekly is about one hour a day
That's not bad that's not bad my most used app
Is Instagram and WhatsApp
The problem is I thought about that I thought wow this is a problem. That's great
However, I'm on my PC the entire day, so it makes sense why my screen time on my phone is so low.
So I guess there's always a trade-off for everything.
What motivates you to play League? Well, I saw this guy who's streaming on Twitch. His name's Kajal247.
And he was playing a mean TF and I thought, bro, I'm better than that guy.
So I thought, why don't I fucking queue up?
emmm emmm emmm emmm where's fucking where's emmm emmm where's there is
oh yeah that's better
ooh we're in master tier right now we're in master tier
I'm a bit rusty
dealer
okay I'm very rusty
And I'm the one there and I can't breathe.
W Starks for Senna.
Why?
Am I playing versus Faker? I don't get it.
Why am I trading so much? It's my brain off.
Now every time I open up Twitter, everyone's complaining about League of Legends.
They're saying the game is peak dog shit, the server's trash, the players are trash.
about the game is awful. Now normally that happens every year but this year I think it's
happening a lot more. Every now I open up YouTube I see another clip of Nemesis complaining
about how fucking dog shit the game is and how he just wants to quit and there's no
I don't have a condom anymore.
Yellow pot doesn't get the range creep there.
I feel like I could have pressured this name a lot harder. I just don't have the confidence.
Because your Senna at spacing is kind of bad.
I'm just a bit...
Oh my god, I cancelled my auto attack.
Is it good for me to stay?
I have TP and she doesn't
Help me!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should put Darkseal are you so slow in the head mark?
What's wrong with you?
Is it good to go catalyst?
I feel like I should go Darkseal boots.
I missed so many minions.
He has serrated duck!
Fuck me.
What is that?
Fuck it, we sacked my whole game.
Think Jax carries this game any day.
They have Tristana-Cled, but they do have Zyndra though.
the kill then? No, I mean I can carry the game too. Is the support meta still running mid and just
jacking off?
Hmm, should I push this wave? Hmm.
Okay, we base here, now I might cringe till I go steal caps, what would Nemesis do?
so weird you're so weird why do you stay why did you stay why did you stay
what would missus do that's what I ask myself every day
Feeling blue.
Nemesis would just win.
Oh man, I don't have any confidence in the league.
I have confidence in CS though.
Normally I get solo killed a lot, but today I won't get solo killed.
I feel like you could have killed me. Am I crazy?
I thought I was way tankier.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be cringe.
Based on 67 CS, buy steel caps, spit in his face.
That's just the plan here, isn't it?
Yeah, this is it.
This is it. This is the Sally Power Spike now.
Yo, norm girl!
With the 50 gifted subs, are you fucking crazy or what?
Why are you oiling? Yo, norm girl, why are you oiling?
Why are you oiling? Are you kidding?
Yo, thank you so much, I'll get the subs, I thank you right now.
Hey!
I appreciate it a lot, I appreciate it a lot, thank you much love much love much love much
love, thank you so much for the gifted subs, yo yo yo yo that's my fruit, bitch ass, I should
probably put the alerts on actually.
just just just just just have a nice day just have the best day that's all I
want to do I just want you to go outside and have the best day of your
life. That's all I want to happen right now. I should have saved the Sun start off and then
I could cancel his home guards.
Collector? Is that the build on Tristana or what?
TPing back to the lane guys.
What is this song and why is it so fucking s?
What the?
No reset in your jump.
No reset on your jump buddy boy.
This game a joke or what?
Is this game a joke?
Why is there seven people here?
I don't get it!
I'm getting distracted by the song.
Oh yeah, that's a better song.
on a red. Bro why are you so weird? I don't get it.
I'll see you again.
get sally done
How do I miss that?
I can't want a warm bot, but I feel like it's useless.
Stop eating my fucking shit, idiot.
I
Know you
Is that all you got for Santa? Is that-
OOOOOOOAH I'm gonna go-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Janna! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Help me!
This time I want...
Well, well, well, would you look who's mid again?
Well, well, well.
I don't have enough golds for my fucking team.
Zinran Oflash, giga broken champ, benedirigame, disgusting fucking...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My TF has so much aura.
It does, it does, be honest.
I'm a pig.
Overplayed song, this is a better song.
of the drawl.
NOOO! YOU DON'T GO IN RAT!
WAP!
My bad this game, my bad, my bad, sorry.
My bad.
The one time I walked forwards, I forgot that there are whole fucking teams there.
song next song what is the game I thought they fixed the game Camille Jenna bot roaming
around Zindra Vlad bot playing mages 80 carry mid what happened how they not fixed their
I
Fuck
Push me the hello
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm but.
What is this thing?
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I got my item now and my Roa
All again!
Friday night!
All again!
I didn't see the angle.
Run, buddy.
Okay.
What the fuck am I playing against? Mario?
What the fuck is this Mickey Mouse?
Relax, relax, relax a little bit.
Let's make the play.
of
Is this what the games have turned into? Everyone just starts scaling? Where's my fucking action?
I lost the cannon for this.
chance to send us in the lane probably low
Not enough!
Nah!
I need a Zonya.
I didn't miss the cannons that have Zonya.
Why are you still there?
I should have just sold the Doran's Ring, both the Seekers, but because I'm over 30
I can't be bothered.
Nah, I just can't be bothered. I'm over 30.
I don't have to click that many fucking buttons for this shit game.
Nice.
This is...
I don't know if we can win this game though.
What do I buy?
Shall I just go rabbit dons?
Nah, I go mid-eyes, fuck it.
4-20 AP.
SCRAAAAHHH!
I rent my Ferrari.
How broken is mid-lane role?
7 items
What the fuck are we doing?
How are they not dead?
Hmm...is it worth to sell magis and buy revidans?
Probably right.
It's 24 stacks, though.
Did I sell... nah, rapid fire is too broken.
What would Nemesis do?
What would Nemesis do?
Would he sell boots and buy Rebedance?
Fuck, is Nemesis here?
Holy f**king, ah it's straight fire, f**k it, let's bowl.
and
You're so slow. No, I know. Chill out there. They don't have Mikael's. If they had Mikael's,
I would never do this, I think.
I don't need gold, don't say anything.
I'm one of a kind.
of
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
I'm so slow.
should I sell the gyros and buy magic pen boots?
Is that more damage? 100p?
Bro, they just turtile in their base, what do we do?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Good job, Clow!
Am I only a wish?
What elo are these people?
D1, D1, Master Fiddy, Master 400, Master 2 LP, good, get that guy demoted, Master
one twenty
plat two i guess he's probably on a smurf
master seventy
master eight so it's fucking disgusting donkey doodoo low
donkey doodoo low elo is that what we're at?
man i really don't know what my champion pool is i really don't know what my
champion pool is man hmm I don't know what my champion pool is oh yeah we put alerts on hold up
chat why you hate watching why you hate watching you'll chill out
Silent reload.
Get me out, bro.
Alright, bro.
Yo, that one...
Did he hear me, bro?
You can hear the reload, right?
You can hear it.
The opponent can't hear it?
Wait, really?
They can't hear anything or what?
If you're close enough, they added a new silent one now. What's that?
You hold it longer or what? I don't get it.
Chat, what's my champion pullman?
Good morning.
I can't play Katarina because I don't have a brain disease.
I can't play Locke, it's too new.
Yasuo also requires a brain disease.
Sinja is too hard.
Victor is boring.
Kiana is also a brain disease.
Gwai has 55 buttons.
Ari is always good.
I think Ari is fine.
Vladimir, I don't have a Twitter anime profile photo.
I can't play Vlad.
Talon, I'm not mentally ill.
Karthus, I'm not playing dodgeball, I'm playing League of Legends.
Zed, it's not season 3.
and best of mid that's fake, Zoe mid and not BDD
and there we go, bomb TF
I think I play Yone, Akali, TF R.I.
I don't know what to ban
Orianna is dog shit winrate
where's Neme bro?
why is it the one time I need Neme to show up? it doesn't, every time I don't
I don't get you always fucking lurks around a little rat.
EU is the best region in WSCI China is dog shit KR is only T1.
What is Nehme playing?
Nehme is probably just playing fucking Belved mid.
He's just playing Huay.
That Leblanc and Lockchamp are too hard.
They are.
I'm sorry.
They're too hard.
Chad, do you know a WSEI right now?
So this is the tier 2 world, I don't know how much you're following it.
But right now Europe is currently undefeated.
There's a European team that is 6-0, the other European team is second in the group,
and M. Koi is 4-2 and they beat BLG.
Oh Dek, I think they're 1-1.
Can't wait for Worlds with you this year, I got my wife to watch it with us as well, love you C-Drawl.
Yo W, love you, love you too Berski.
He took my TF!
I play my Silas.
Where do you go on Silas?
Do you go electrocute? Or do you go conquer?
I'll go Conqueror.
A Gantt of Groups?
Sure, whatever this is, I'll rock it.
Oh, they have Draven and Jayce though.
These are kinda cringe for me.
What class are you gonna play in while forever?
I don't know yet, you know. I haven't decided.
Hmm...
I was thinking priest, but I actually might pivot
But I kind of I kind of want to do hunter my hunter thoughts
I'm not gonna play mage, we have like a discord group below the homies and quite a few people
have figured out their class already and I don't want to overlap classes.
Right now we have, I don't know where I put it, I have a lift somewhere, we have a mage
warrior Paladin druid and another warrior. We have a mage warrior Paladin druid and the
warrior. So I might do hunter. I feel like that fits. I just like I look at all the
wild forever tier lists and I feel like the tier lists maybe I'm wrong and I've
not found the right tier list. They all relate to the tier lists as like level
1 to 20. They don't relate to like late game wild forever because no one knows I
guess right like no one knows what the late game champs gonna look like or
yeah well I don't want to be a tierless Andy but I also don't want to play the
worst class in the game
What can they do to me that they have not done?
Minions has spawned.
Pog, let's go, man.
XDD.
DDX.
I'm just spectating these fights, this is crazy.
Why did I turn on Earthlight?
I don't have a dono button so you can get TTS with fucking 100 bits and just be annoying.
whatever they bring I'll match it
I used to be locked up
Well, I have TP advantage.
Get baited
It's my ego
Talk let's go man
Goat
to be at a Swiss game I can't play I lost a can for this probably fine though
holy
on my dictator why i need 100 bits my dictator just found my audience but that's my dictator
catastrophe or expiry
are you gonna costry messa with the lovey-tm yeah
Yo, virtual with the gifted!
Thanks for the gifted much love bruh.
Don't die.
Thanks for the gifted buddy.
Thanks for the gifted.
that are stomping DK chanres and scrims really really
Moon viewing ceremony emoji
Moon viewing ceremony emoji
Please give me hope that the shine drop he make it out of glass
I'm losing so many minions cause I'm stupid.
This Shaco is just spam ganking.
The GOAT.
My villain five quest will not exist after tonight
Hmm
Oh, Draven got a kill.
Oh, he died.
Not bad.
What do you build on the Xylas?
go rocket belt and then what
Shadowflame?
Where's the pajamas coming out soon?
I think I should max Q next.
What are they doing?
Oh, I got a skin thing.
Oops.
Ah, the pajamas, we're working on them, we're working on them.
We're trying to get like two iterations of pajamas, one that's giga comfy and one that's 100% cotton
So you can choose whichever one you want
But Mitsuko has hand drawn all of the pajamas which is fucking fire
I'm wearing pajama pants right now, but not from the...
She kinda cooked... she cooked hard
The theme is really fucking awesome
Okay, I'm a bit worried about hotlaying this game.
T1 sending all the luck from USA gang
For my mana it's just disappearing.
I will TP back.
Main entry.
No more kings, no more queens, no more reigns, Seeker.
No end now.
A mage Seeker tried to test me once.
I like the lane I need to break the most is top but my whole team got set
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Hmm fuck what I roam
I don't know how to carry this game, everyone's kind of feeding on the shite lanes.
Pog, let's go, man!
Love you, bro.
I can't take the F.R. until I'm cool down.
Guess I need boots or what? Do I need swiftness boots, run around, E.S.I.Co?
This Shackle dies in two autoattacks!
Yeah guys, I don't think this game is winnable.
XDD.
Pog, let's go, man.
XDD.
Shadowflame next, or what?
Chat, you're so old. This song is four years ago. If you were 20, you are working at the job now. Oh, wait.
What am I gonna do against Draven and Rell?
I don't know.
You know, there's no advice.
Tracer is spawning, I think we can actually defy it at this point.
Let's do this.
Oh, let's do that!
And it's over, he is just a perfect contender, we don't have any damage, no one does damage,
no one.
What should I have counter picked TF with, is Sylas fine, maybe I should have gone Ryze
for Tristana mid. Maybe Tristana mid was better. Mel? I don't know, I feel like I can't roam
on Mel. I feel like I'm stuck in my lane. Okay, we're not attacking a version, so let's
split up
Hello Sexy, how we doing?
Hmm, why is Diana such a tanky champ? He's 0-5 but he's fucking OP.
I'm gonna get it.
should i beg for g2 to win worlds this year show i don't think they're winning worlds this year
I feel like support role will just pick real Alistar North stand there and just press hook
or whatever. How broken is that?
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I think I need to go Sorcs.
Why Flash?
Because TF doesn't have Flash!
But everyone's so tanky in the season, I don't get it.
Why is everyone's...
Is Sylas just weak?
Am I weak?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I got the objective on the top and I got a one kill shot done.
My Shaco's dead.
Ivern needs to click on my screen, but they have soul in one second, but that soul is
unplayable.
Schoolman
Oh
Well, they have come pixel
I missed my train, but it was kind of free.
I mean this game bro like this four people hitting a data and she doesn't die
Fuck I should have killed that Diana though Holy shit I don't get it this Diana was 0-5
she was getting perma invaded but she's 2 levels up without burn
I think my support is running the game done a little bit
Can we do anything here? I'm just gonna die if I go in for sure.
Can you just pop Daisy on him? Like I don't get what this Ivan's doing, just pop your fucking
Daisy.
I can't hold.
Now he pops it!
Okay, very well.
This guy doesn't know how Ivan works, he can just press Daisy shield and run it to Draven.
Lets go on this guy.
We will get one shot there.
Hmm.
Ok well that guy just got one shot.
after like an inconceivable
If you dance on the Nexus you can report them
If you get banned for dancing on Nexus or what?
Bro what happened to the game?
You're not allowed to dance on the Nexus
If you that we're gonna have to ban you bro
Is that serious?
what kind of fucking are we all just like soy or what I don't get it how the
how we how we made it so dancing on the Nexus is reportable what happened to the
game it's kind of soft no
wait I got the video on it let's go man before that riot ban system or their
player support was ridiculous then fasten your seatbelts and get ready for
this video. It might even help you avoid getting banned in the future.
Okay. Let's start by looking at this post game screenshot. We know for sure that at
least two people got banned in this game for intentionally trying to lose the game.
Okay. Try to guess who based on the scores. I'm going to guess Diego. You are probably thinking
they're going to kill the band or maybe they're going to Tristana got banned and you couldn't be
more wrong.
Two players that we know for sure got banned this game, were Nami and Jinx.
You're probably wondering how does 5023 Nami get banned for inting in a normal game?
And when I analyze past games, it looks like Kiana and Evelyn also got banned for this
game.
I got in touch with Sabrina who was playing Nami and she was able to send me the replay
of this game, so let's have a look together.
Nami's team has been hanging around the Nexus for a moment.
of them playing around Nexus and Jai's just running around the map.
As you can see they aren't hitting the Nexus.
Yes, they could have ended the game 2 minutes sooner.
But they didn't manage to end the game as the game got terminated by disruptive gameplay.
And looking at this it was because of Viego, who by the way didn't get suspended and kept
playing normally in the next days.
I've just seen the evidence.
Why would Nami and Jinx be banned in this normal game?
even lost almost 400 LP due to this ban.
So this is where the story pretty much begins.
Sabrina also wanted to find out why she got banned for disruptive gameplay and contacted
Riot support about this case and was kind enough to send me the screenshots of her conversations.
The first response from support was that she was penalized for disruptive gameplay and
after additional review they confirm that the penalty was placed correctly and will remain.
Really?
They also say, this behavior was both initially flagged and has now been given a manual review.
Haha, sure, so they are marking this as a solved case.
Then she sent the second message to League support, and the response was that the penalty
was placed correctly and will remain.
She then tried her luck in Spanish...
Am I missing something here or is it like...
I don't get it.
Has this ever been a problem in League where people just don't hit the Nexus and they just
farm you on the top?
Let's go again.
This is just normal in games when you're ahead and you're winning and the game's over.
This is just...
They be talked to a human, but got a response in English saying the penalty will no longer
be reviewed.
Anoimav, with satisfaction reviewed to this English reply, was in Spanish.
She cleverly thought that maybe by not talking about the penalty directly, she could get
in touch with a human in League support.
It's AI or what?
but she just got another response that penalty was placed correctly and will remain.
They also said this matter has now been reviewed twice.
She continued requesting a human contact and in the next message asked if they can assure
her they are not a bought flower.
I don't think AI is a bad thing for like there's millions of players having AI to monitor
and check and do it is beneficial for the game.
Like, anyone who thinks that it's just, oh, they're using AI, just turn off the AI.
Bro, it's not, it's, I feel like that's just stupid in modern day.
Am I, like, I don't care if you say, L, take here, I feel like you need AI to help you.
Otherwise, you're, what, what are you doing?
You're just gonna fucking have humans review everything, what are you gonna do?
Employ a billion people to review a million games on a thousand ban requests a day?
There needs to be some AI.
First, on my math, the response to this message, although it doesn't address the bot issue,
has four typos.
Do you think Riot bots are trying to emulate humans?
Bring back the Tribunal.
Okay, well, I'm gonna give you another fucking truth, Luke.
You can't bring back the Tribunal, because times have changed.
The Tribunal ten years ago, when everyone was kinda chill and League was chill and people
took it serious, is fine.
In 2026, with the amount of players, rage baits, and fucking idiots, the Tribunal will never work.
It just won't work. People are just complete trolls and will just ruin the whole thing.
And the Zoomers nowadays just won't give a fuck. Like, it just doesn't work.
Sorry, we'll carry that on a little bit later.
I don't know how the Tribunal fully was back then, but I do know that the internet's changed.
And I have absolutely full confidence in the fact that if it's a public community thing, it's just gonna get wrecked.
unless you like make it a hand-selected 100 200 people or something
But I think the take of like they shouldn't be using AI is wrong
But I do think that obviously there's a huge problem here. There is a fucking massive problem here
Why is my bot lane playing Cassante zillion can the AI kick in now and just fucking disruptive game. Hello
Like, that's disruptive.
Listen, you don't need to train a human to do that.
You can train a bot, boom.
If you see these two Jams in bot lane,
disrupt the game, cancel the game, and give Sally his LP.
Who plays...
Who plays boneplating LeBlanc?
Are you just fucking weird or what?
Again, disruptive.
Train the bot.
Yeah, I'm just going to play Mila Blanc.
I'm probably going to solo kill this lane, I can feed it.
Just don't get solo killed.
They're gonna spam pre-roll in chat and then we get solo killed and it's gonna be awful.
I knew I missed time that
Okay, I'm 700 HP and she changed the minion
I was so fucking dog shit at this game these days what happened to me what happened to
me. I fucked the wave up, I fucked my flash up, I fucked the trades up, I fucked this
shat up, I swear I'm gonna fuck this shat real bad. Actually getting solo killed in
In 20-26 is a good thing.
Pop take.
So I can do this.
Now she's down next B.
Good solo kill. Oh, that's both my words. Oops
Did she get the cannon? No, she didn't. Oh
No, oh no, I wonder what our gold situation is
What the fuck what the fuck
Okay, he got me once, full me once, shame on me. Full me twice, shame on you. You're not gonna get me again.
I'm KBS CK lead.
Yo, I was increasing my volume on my music, brother.
That's fucking weird to go in there.
Please babe, watch on supernova.
Oh my god, I'm gonna solo kill this TF.
Oh my god you thought.
What you like?
Long hair.
Oh my god you thought I based?
Nah.
Oh, you thought I won that minion?
No!
No!
I didn't want it!
Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live,
Nah, I should have bought Lucy the Deboots.
Ehh...
Ehh, Mum.
What?
Leblanc, it's cute that you think you're gonna carry this game.
I will I will I will I will credit and admire the fact that you believe you will win this game
Come over
Super no
hate watchers were eating good now you ain't even shit buddy
you're anything shit my Cassante 80 carries frying the pan buddy
Mid missa!
Oh, let's go, man.
Good morning.
You're about to feel Saddy's impact this game.
It's gonna be glorious
Boss, can you let me out the basement now, please? No, it's about
Yeah, 67 CS.
Out, out, out, out, out!
I see a vision.
What are you doing?!
Do not fear Sally's here
Let's cook them
Full burst
Are you first time in rumble?
Yeah, yeah
Dun dun dun dun
What do you mean watching watching me play TF is not boring that's slander
This is one of my best champs.
I'm one of the best TFs in Europe, in my peak.
they call me stun card simon that's what they call me in the end that's what they call
me stun card Simon. I have ult in 30.
Sucker.
I'm in a gang, Sally!
Good job.
Good luck.
Good luck.
How about it works out?
One, that's my range minion.
Sign in this the Sun doesn't sign in the shade for real am I flipping the
burger here
Surely he won't jump over the wall and clap mass.
Oh my god!
Is that food?
Thank you so much.
Wave don't die, baby.
Mmm.
wave don't die baby
mmmm
yeah
Leblanc's missing, oh she's bot
JoeMaker from CheshirexTD
I'm controlling the map, it's like Warcraft 3.
I'm fine
Alright, now I buy my Roa.
happening back off police
milk milk milk milk I'm scared
Billy eyelash another banger
Abba
stunned
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, why do I buy a nul magic?
It's a good, it's a good, it's a good.
My Cassante AD carry is 5 and 1.
I have a vast range of players testing.
Oh my god, is that Nijai on the phone?
Oh yo, I'd like to buy 9 stacks right now, thank you very much.
I know that might be back since
If we can't stop I'm dead
Sucker!
Well, well, well, the Ferrari rentals cannot pay off.
Sucka!
Well, well, well, the Ferrari rentals cannot pay off.
Well, the Ferrari rentals cannot pay off.
Kind of a jammer.
Youuuuuhhhhhh!
Cooooooooooool with me!
With me.
up she has storm surge
Ah ah TF firstly blink oh you have your passive not today Saka!
Arrrrrrrr, me die! Two more stacks please, thank you very much!
Abba abba abba abba abba abba abba abba abba abba abba abba
I know a place
Are you in
Hey, hey
But I had leech pain in base where you'll be falling in love
I
The keenies aren't up
Now they lost the boat wave buddy that Tp was great don't question the Sally meister don't question
Well, you're messing with the big doll buddy
I got the clone. Oh my god, Zilean! Oh yeah, the Ferrari. Oh yes, for the course. For the
Ferrari. To the golden coast.
I don't think the soy fm my name is DJ sally
Hope you enjoy the music
The tower is one, the tower is one, you can have it.
Alright, let's have a duel.
Me versus you.
Help me!
Help me!
I'll let you off for the warning this time, I'll let you off for the warning this time.
I have been slain.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm slowed.
I'm slowed.
No clone you come.
Yeah.
Stunned.
Yeah.
Dead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pushing, pushing, pushing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got the push.
Coming to the baron.
got my banshees, Sally's full build now, no rapid fire but I don't need it this game,
I don't need it this game. I'm a TF expert. I don't need it this game.
Mickey, you play!
Help me! Help me! Help me, Rumble!
Rumble!
VAS!
WAAAAT!
What?
What?
Dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun
Kinder egg?
Kinder egg
Oh my god, I got food after this game as well.
Does it know you if I pause on the drop?
I've ult up.
Don't throw, by the way. Don't throw, you shill.
Why am I doing too much damage?
Why do I keep hearing Cassante's voice?
It's ridiculous.
I keep hearing him talk about armadillos, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
When I get a birthday shout out to Shai.
The Blanc.
The long awaited duel.
Okay.
Please stop causing your own silence for the game.
Bro!
Where did you even come from?
Assist, assist, quickly kill him, my assist, nice.
What?
I killed him.
Oh, Leblanc died to the tower.
Lol.
The shats.
it hot my veins play
But what, what, what, what, why?
He has LDR on Cassante.
I can't ping the TP because Riot won't allow me to.
Barry!
That's called Barry Blue card right there.
I went the wrong way. I thought Rumble was not going to lie.
cancel him, cancel him!
hit me kail, i dare you, suck up!
they should make it in league where it's like arameham where you get the nexus hit, you go bigger
you should go bigger, you should go bigger
kinda cringe that doesn't happen in the normal game
oh me?
oh I got lunch, don't worry about it
pa
mmhmm
where was that video we were watching?
so the Nami got banned for dancing in the base
and the enemy team who was 0-20 didn't go banned, okay?
nice
by making arrows on purpose
And kinda looks like it, doesn't it?
Obviously, Lee's support messages didn't get her case anywhere.
Shocker.
In the meantime, she also tweeted in response to DrewLevin that he is currently missing,
and after being encouraged by her friends, she eventually made a standalone post on X
about this whole matter.
That post got a bit viral, and after Dragda retweeted that with a comment, we got our first
response from Riot.
Riot Pupilasers said he will look into it and he later responded to Sabrina directly on her own post and said that team looked into it, that the suspension was triggered manually, not as the result of automated systems.
He also said they are taking steps to prevent it in the future and are apologizing.
Manually. Who the fuck did that then? Who did that?
But wait, how do Nami and Jinx get banned for this game manually?
For clarity, they were playing pre-made, but pre-made of 2 cannot really help anyone hostage.
So looks like the manual reviewer decided that Jinx, Nami and most likely...
Why is Evelyn and Keanu not getting banned?
They're also dancing in the base.
If Keanu and Evelyn didn't end on 2 occasions, and as a result, were grieving the game.
Oh, they did as well!
Wait, all four of you got mad?
I mean, just check the names of the enemy team.
Strange.
As her post got a lot of attention, she also miraculously got a new response from League
Support about her case being escalated and how her ban was incorrect and got lifted.
But the case doesn't end here.
In the meantime, this case was also going viral outside of Sabrina's post.
Here we see a post from Riot Zack, who is not affiliated with Riot, to be clear, asking
how does one get suspended for going 5023?
here for the very first time, we finally get the reason for this ban.
Riot Oberon overzealous interpretation of a policy against refusing to end like sending
a front of 1HP nexus and dancing which would be intentionally trying to lose.
Something you'd want someone banned for in your ranked game shouldn't have been applied
here in a mostly pre-made game.
RIP.
Overzealous interpretation of a policy against refusing to end, like standing in front of
for one HP Nexus and dancing, which would be intentionally trying to lose.
He also added, the spirit of this was for like the...
Hold on a second.
Wait.
I need to show you guys something.
Ah, now we...
Riot!
Riot!
I'm gonna snitch here. I'm giving away information for a reward, okay?
Riot. Hear me out.
I have the most wanted criminal and I present my first piece of evidence.
He lost the game.
he actually ended up losing the game listen if you're gonna ban the nami for dancing I
present to you I present to you mr. simon mr. simon hoferberg twitch.tv slash the vows
FFS moon five Mondays and that was in a ranked game that was in a ranked game
he's also been accusing me of abusing start soon screens on twitch get it
boys 15th time you're running in circles in their base and clearly trying to lose
by refusing to win by the way but this is simply a lie and I can prove it to you
with the uncut replay. They were in the base twice. Nami didn't even die once,
drinks died twice, both time to Nexus laser. Yana actually gave two kills to the enemy and
Evelynn obviously didn't end. Although using this logic, Jace should also be banned for just
running around the map instead of finishing the game. Imagine if they bring this rule to Aeron
Mayhem, half of the player base will be gone on day one. But Riot overall also said it's something
you would want someone banned for in your ranked game, and it shouldn't have been applied here in a mostly premade norm.
Sabrina actually responded to his comment saying,
So you're telling me I got banned for dancing, but this person, referring to Diego,
in the same game never even got banned, the one that client flagged as disruptive.
How does that even happen?
She also added,
True, the game terminated because of Diego.
She doesn't understand how she's finding about this from someone else's tweet.
Her friend lost 400 LP for this and all he got is bad communications, a skin and a riot
ward.
I'm sorry but you need to do better, either you give us an official statement or this
is pointless.
And I agree with...
They unbanned him and gave him a skin.
Now I would drive to the riot headquarters, I swear to god.
With her.
Also she...
would want to book a Google Calendar Meet to the Rioter that banned me if I lost 400 LP.
He's right about her premade. If you look at Jinx's OPGG, Jinx lost 375 LP because of not
being able to play the game due to the ban. And despite Riot making the mistake with the ban,
they refused to return back the LP, but again, was lost because of their mistake.
That Riot Oberon's response also got on the very top of Reddit front page today,
With this post you can see now what was quickly removed by reddit mods due to
vague, contextless, mimetic or inaccurate title.
Legal Legends reddit mods will remove anything.
Okay, I don't know how to say this. If they get asked to remove something, they'll remove it.
The mods are... they'll find a reason. This didn't actually get to 250 characters.
it's actually 247 so I'm gonna have to remove your post buddy they'll do stuff like that
and then there'll be like a post with a link and then and then and then they'll remove it because
the link doesn't have any comments on it but there's loads of videos with just links
in that reddit post we also got a comment from another rioter riot electris emphasizing that
this post is intended incendiary rather than truthful, because it doesn't link Chris's
comment about going in base for the 15th time and running in circles in their base, which
is the crucial part.
And that is true, that comment wasn't linked there.
And since I want to make it as truthful as possible, I'm showing you the uncut final
few minutes of the game again.
You guys can judge whether that post about going in base for the 15th time is truthful
or is it in Sanjiri?
Let's be honest, if it wasn't for the replay,
they wouldn't even be able to defend themselves.
Now imagine-
Is it crazy to say I can kind of see where Riot's coming from
with banning people who refuse to hit the Nexus?
I can kind of see where they're coming from.
Yo, I'm your next-generation hobby artist.
However, it's just a very nit-picky topic of like,
If you do this, you're gonna get banned, if you do this, you're gonna get banned, it's like
getting banned for not hitting the Nexus and dancing on them. It's like, it's like, it's like an
age-old classic. It spans back to like tea-bagging in Halo, bro. It like, it goes back ages, spawn
camping, spawn killing, you're winning a game. This is an age-old classic, and if you nitpick
Zoom on things that need to be banable, you're gonna end up, because League is such a nuance game,
maybe I'm overly thinking about this or renting.
You're just going to ban things, like what are you going to do?
You're going to ban for not optimizing items.
What if I build like Gunblade on Psy on top, am I going to get banned?
Is that like how, because you're not trying to win the game,
like how far does not trying to win the game extend to past hitting a Nexus?
You could have taken a free Drake here and you didn't,
and that would have given you soul in five minutes.
So we're actually going to give you a temporary suspension, like,
and I get it, hitting a Nexus is obvious and easy,
But this is just a, this is a culture of video gaming spanning back 20 years of online play.
DPM farming. People do it in pro-play. They fucking dive, rise old, spend the kills, they, they, they, they, they DPM farm on the nexus, don't hit tower, they dance in their face, they spam emotes, they write in all chat, this is all things that obviously I agree on.
There's a line, but I also think there's a there's a difference between crossing like if they banned someone for not hitting the Nexus
Which was free because they were by themselves on the Nexus dancing and could have ended the game
But didn't and ended up losing the game and costing everyone all their LP. I
See division, but it's such a big gray area that if second you say at no more dancing on the Nexus
It just creates a horrible horrible system in my opinion
It's not a ranked game, it's a normal game.
That makes it even worse.
It's just, yeah, I just think that once you open that box, bro, I don't know how many
boxes you're gonna have to open.
If someone isn't as determined as Sabrina and their case simply doesn't go viral.
Here they would both be banned for 7 days, they would have honor restriction and the
next ban would either be 30 days or a permanent ban.
they wouldn't even know why. Let me know what do you guys think about this case. Thanks
for watching. Cheers.
And now everyone's spamming my villain briefing is allowed.
Official Zanzara announces on his ex that he's retiring from competitive play.
University is my main priority and because of that I won't be able to get professional
play at the time and commitment deserves.
are on attacks okay let's just listen some lion voice comes for a c9 while I finish this
food because brownies video is really funny
I'll tip you as well, I'll tip you as well
We'll tip you, we tip you, three people, okay?
Oh shit, with that fight, we don't tip you on the way, guys?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
I'm playing for my sixth war, it's not that serious
You're playing for what?
For my sixth time at war, it's not that serious
This game, laning phase, it's not easy but we scale really well, we're very strong on actual fight though, like if you're full-conditioned.
And they really like to, when they're ahead they really like to like overload, so just try and go at that timer and then we'll be back in the game, okay?
Yeah, you have to base, right?
Yeah, something old.
Ah, can we still fight?
I'm getting 11 of Gromp, then I can level up.
I can level up.
I would have killed him if I was in the EQ right now
I would have killed him if I was in the EQ
No, no, no, no, fight him!
I'm in the EQ, fight him!
Hello, hello!
What is this Eldin reading music?
Let's look in the room, nice
I'm in the room, I'm in the room
Nice, nice, nice
I can keep going by the way
I can help you soon, I can help you soon, come with me
No flash Karma
No flash Karma
No flash, no flash
Nice. I think everyone flashed.
I will check all of them.
That was the best thing that happened for Lyre in the whole series.
We can't get both here, same thing.
I mean they won a game.
Ok, he's here right now, the Zen.
Don't know if Zynder is still another hotfire.
They didn't even look happy after they won their game.
This is the one thing where they can all come and collect everything.
Nice, good job.
We can push mid.
That's ok with the hotfire.
No place, no place.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Okay, he's on the way.
But Cassandra is so strong to the steamer.
I'm hot. Okay, sure.
Unlucky. Okay, look here.
Unlucky.
I have Zhonya.
Look in, look in. Okay, okay.
Zyndra no flash.
Take it slow, they don't have flash.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Cassandra no flash.
Zyndra has flash in 30 seconds.
Oh yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yo, dip dip dip dip dip dip
In on a dip dip dip dip dip
Loeft stay there green.
S-3. S-3. S-3. S-3 easy.
Hit him.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to say.
How's the focus damage?
You can win by it up.
He's low, he's really tight.
Lens is too strong.
Lens is too strong, that's why.
No flash, no flash, no flash.
Okay, okay.
I'll die.
Bro, the Ezreal was really cooking this fight.
What the fuck, guys? Who's up there again? Where is Gwenn?
I'm still in there.
What is he wanna do?
Guys, please just use hands like this so free
I don't know, now they will have better
I mean I will try to split the other
6k on it
Can we focus better?
or not?
I'm looking at you
Focus there, focus there
Thank you, nice
I mean this game was so free, I don't know how it was
Just use hands!
I mean you didn't say anything
I'm not gonna lie, I understand the intention of like wanting to know why something went wrong
but calling him Gwen as he's like the game's over, he just keeps calling him Gwen, bro
why he doesn't say Dokes, he doesn't say his name, Gwen, he's just calling him Gwen the whole game
Gwen, what happened? Like it's a fucking, like it's crazy
We told you back, we didn't know you were gonna be fighting!
Okay.
Go in, go in, go in.
Just touch it, touch it.
Maybe that's his thing, maybe he calls people by their ingame champion.
It's fine, doesn't matter.
Chandler could come bot, okay?
Yeah.
Or he come to his base, and bot?
Should I come?
Should I come?
How have we gone from Elden Ring to One Piece?
What the fuck is this music?
They're not getting copyrighted for this?
I'll try to get double trapped from this
Guys, you wanna be there or?
Yeah, I wanna be there
I'm gonna have fully kill
That's right
Yeah, I'll poke them by the way
Yeah, I can't see
There's one more, can't block the coming
Oh, am I doing?
Yup
That's a classic though
Bam, bam, bam
Bam, bam, bam, bam
You need to turn left, right?
Come to the top
There's no flash
W!
I'm here!
Can we get Nash?
I'm here!
Can we rush?
He's called his editors.
His editor is so un-serious.
I'm here!
Help him!
Okay.
Go, Dragon, after.
I got the nade, come on, get ready
Tactical cook so hard here
What is this editor doing?
Man, listen, piss me off, man
Get in the fast
Yo, look to the right
Geno flash, Geno flash
Can I do it, T?
Oh, you can
I just...
Come, come, kill him, kill him, kill him
Yum, yum, yum, yum
Okay, kite out, kite out
Okay, I'll come, I'll come
He just calls everyone by their champion.
He's so locked inspired.
I'm done, you're in the go.
You on them.
They're fine on this side.
I have to base.
They try to base and TP back, maybe we can look.
Renata don't die.
5 seconds.
I'm still looking.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Jin up in one second, he wants to fight.
Rumble has ult now.
Keep kiting out guys.
I don't know where Jin is.
Just walk out and then chase.
I don't know where I am.
They don't know.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming through lane.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I think maybe they can try to escape.
They're coming.
If they come, if they come, I'll go.
Hit, hit, hit.
There's no team, I got them, I got them
Since you guys for a long time, you can't put it this way
I will keep slow like that
The damage is so low
Oh my god, they're all tilted
Can they TP to base?
I think so.
Then one person will have to base.
I can easily finish it if I ult that Randal, he can't smite.
Okay.
I think we're just gonna keep going.
They TP'd, they TP'd.
Finish, finish, finish, finish, finish.
Womper, Womper.
Finish, finish.
Can we finish?
Finish, finish!
Nice.
How's base? How's base?
I'm fine.
I have no W.
You have other.
Okay, okay.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Okay, hold base, hold base.
I can't stop.
Okay, don't stop them then.
Just don't let them end.
Oh my god, I'm fucking god!
Inspired, it's so tilted.
Oh, if Jarvan died in any of these invades.
Wait, what song is this? Naruto?
Yo, the editor is having so much fun making these videos or what?
Inspired is right, why didn't you just TP on the wave?
If they just TP'd here, the fight was good.
We are 3 people, okay?
Pretty good.
We don't have to cut the line, guys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay, Camille or in all?
Let's go, let's go.
This has to be like a scripted content piece, bro.
You can't convince me this is a world's best of five.
2640 is the latest in LCS history.
We're almost there!
We can make history today!
I'm just trying to fight with Camille.
I'm sure he'll come back.
If a fight happens here, it's not bad.
No, this is not the best.
Victor, give me your position.
Victor, cut.
They ulted me, I don't have flash, I can't get out
Look, I'm sitting
I'm sitting, come come come
Looking good, looking good
Looking Ori, looking Ori
Two for Blitz, north-nation north
They all flashed, it's fine, it's fine
That's really fine
GOALS TO C9!
NOOOOO!
DONE!
NOOOOO!
We got so close
Stay for the crap, don't go top
Yep, you have to go top
Oh my god, I just like, the whole game has hit me, I remember all of it
Yeah, that's fine. Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Careful, Zeke's still.
Reakhan is going, Reakhan is going. Zeke's got no flash, they're going.
Come here, come here, come here, look.
Give me a look.
Guys, calm down, calm down, calm down.
Look, look, look, look, look. Yo.
Yo.
Flash for this.
They're like arguing in a sequence,
Brozerker screaming like, look at this guy, look at this guy,
because he wants Renekton to just flash W.
Come here, come here, look.
Guys calm down calm down calm down
Yo, I don't want to flash for this man
It's okay it's okay
Yeah they're still trying to bro
Take it slow take it slow
We can engage they look like
Take it slow take it slow
They're going all in on me, they're going all in.
Where are they coming from?
Have you finished?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go and steal them.
Yeah, it's okay.
That's all?
Really?
Yes.
I mean, then we need to be really scared.
They are gonna start next.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think they are gonna get out.
Okay, okay.
I get P8, they're going.
P8, they're going.
P8, they're going.
I am too, I am too.
Oh, shit.
I need help.
Help, help, help.
Looks fine, looks fine.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
I'm coming soon.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, berserker and sain just in for it so hard.
Sain doesn't flash the engage and then berserker is like cheerleading and runs up and just gets one shot.
Loots fine, loots fine. Keep playing, keep playing, keep playing.
I'm coming soon.
I'm going to flash.
I'm going.
Run, run, run, run.
Just try to run.
Just play with him, play with him.
Yeah, how did Victor die?
And Victor is just running it fucking down.
Oh my god!
He just ran it down.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Bro, this is actually crazy.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Says that.
Oh my god.
I mean, Saint walked up and didn't flash the Rakan engage,
which I guess he may be good of in hindsight.
He just kind of walked up and died.
Bro, my teammate up this fucking 50 minute game fight just said I'm running it out fucking
Oh, he doesn't flash the shockwave actually is the shockwave you could back
Oh my god
Bro, I actually like there's like
Saint is trying to like excuse himself and he just keeps saying it over him that he's running it down
They just fucking ran it down.
Yo, this is like...
Bro, this is the way...
These voice comes.
Ah, this is like...
Bro.
I'm moving, I'm moving.
It's okay right now.
They're gonna maybe flash really good.
North Kennen ult, North Nesplash ult.
North Kennen ult, Nesplash ult.
Okay, okay, go Kennen.
I'm coming for his flash.
Kennen flash, I have E still.
I have Q on top.
I have Q flash.
Yeah.
Kennen no flash.
Kennen no flash.
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Kennen no flash, Akali's gonna kill them maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
She has flash, right?
Kennen no flash.
You're not coming?
Yeah, I don't think I can kill them.
I'm sure I can.
I'm coming bot, you can TP's we need to, but let's see.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm working out here, fight, fight, fight!
Can you hear his power? Yeah, I'm coming good.
It doesn't look good, it doesn't look good.
You should have fought first.
Let's fight, fight, fight, fight!
Koki will never come back.
I don't even know what to say.
It just feels like they're all just...
What the fuck is that?
How?
I could just...
I'll get the Arak ship.
You're going, you're going.
I mean, I don't blame Saints, just fuck this game.
fuck this series get the fuck out of here fast watching it from a voice comes
respected brah I'm out after game bro this just feels like what the best way
to describe these voice comes is this would be exactly the voice comes if
Riot released League voice in the EU west this is just this is just the comms
this is just a copy paste
I can't recall. Why did you not recall?
I did face. I cancelled.
Bro, that's probably the most insane voice comes you've ever watched.
From the comms and the editing. Jesus.
This is...
That was...
That was actually insanity.
Jesus.
This must be...
irony that his name is Inspire.
Oh my god.
oh my god right I'm gonna go toilet real quick and then we can lock in for some
wait action job yet we can lock in some more games real quick you can watch this
real fast if it works this is exactly why you should never cross the tracks
when a train's coming.
can be an indoor cat.
Oh my god!
I don't think they made it onto the guest list.
Perfect shot, dude, right down the middle.
Yeah, that was just wrong.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
It's a good thing he wore a helmet.
Oh my god.
He thought that if he moved slow enough that she wouldn't notice.
I guess these two must be friends.
I guess a goal's a goal.
This turkey was roaming the street, so the police were called to help remove it.
Woohoo!
Come on!
Oh, f***!
Oh, it's right there.
Oh, man!
Why do you keep coming after me?
He's keep...
He's puffing his feathers, man.
I don't like it.
He's getting mad.
Turkey!
Look at him, bro.
He's...
He's bucking up.
Go!
Oh!
Get out of here!
Are there wild turkeys or what?
At least wild turkeys.
Do any of you guys know what could be causing this?
Yes.
Where do they spawn the turkeys?
Do they spawn in like the forest or what?
In the woods.
But what do they even do turkeys in the woods?
They just get clapped, don't they?
It looks like this cat has their costume ready for Halloween.
Aw, wait, that's his, like, what the fuck?
Oh, yeah!
This is the best day of my life!
This is the best day of my life!
Hey!
Free phone!
This is the best day of my life!
He just couldn't figure out how this printer worked.
A male turkey would beat your ass?
Me?
No.
I would beat his ass how is it still spinning I don't get it is it remote
controlled
This giraffe is the definition of greedy
G'duff
They found the bag
Is that the Xbox one
Their photo shoot didn't quite go to plan.
What?
What is that, you first?
Bro, as a kid that must be so cool.
There's a horse in the house.
When they said they wanted their bacon well done, I don't think this is what they had
in mind.
What?
Where is the bacon?
Where did it go?
I told you it's the bacon!
No, where did it go?
Ah!
What?
Where is the beacon? Where did it go?
I told you it was the beacon!
No, where did it go?
Aw, look at his head.
I guess he's gonna go sail the seven seas.
Wait, it's like a live check-in!
Hmm, Chad, what should we play this game?
What should we play this game?
Ivern Janna! Ivern Janna!
Ah, no, man.
I have to play my army.
Now I play my hero, I think.
Let me hop on the top laner to make them think it's all left top.
Oh, it's genius.
It's genius.
Just made this quick macro set up about a thousand millimeters of extension tubes,
a 1.4 times teleconverter, a 2 times teleconverter on a 400 millimeter F2.8 length.
Darius into Silas?
What?
It's about seven feet away.
We have this flower.
Here's what it looks like.
Okay, I'm going to go up.
Oh, she needs a gun case when you have a mechanic.
What are you doing?
That hurt too!
Wait a minute.
a piece of little Caesar's piece of night one slice went to the bathroom came back and
this is what I got and now here go that oh really
Jay Smith with ignite. Let's get Soy FM back up from the building.
So how are we winning this game? Silas top of the exhaust is in a carrier or what?
So if I don't hit the Nexus, I'm gonna get banned. Okay, let me just keep that in mind.
he say rats
Hmm, pre-focusing much on Minim-Z
Oh my god.
I thought the cannon was gonna live, that's how I eat.
Shry sir.
I'm kinda chilling though.
Oh my god, if I could get my W off I would win.
I'm such a pig.
Why did I die?
Why did I die?
Why did I do that?
Why didn't I just base after the wave and just keep back?
Because I'm a disgusting rat man.
I have a problem with this game.
Okay.
That was Giga worth by the way. That was Giga worth. Giga.
He doesn't die.
How useless is Yonald?
Was Ivern shield or what? I think it was right on my stupid.
I think I hit the tower there otherwise I'd get banned for not trying to win the game by doing tower damage
So we're good. We're good. Lock in
Don't build blade what isn't it good I get life steal
Why is Ivern per my mid? I don't get it.
I have to go back to ZLE.
Anyone who puts question mark is gold.
Surely.
I would auto attack, then I would get E'd.
But instead I sacrificed it for a Q hit.
Maybe it's...
Surely.
Is this guy just giga baiting or what? I don't get it.
Oh my god, he has cosmic insight.
Oh my god.
I thought his flash was down.
Can we trade his flashes?
Why is Bork bad?
You should go shield bow into LDR.
Okay, well I'm an idiot then.
God this chase Ivern is toxic.
I think I'm should I go shield bow now actually fuck it
Right too late I'm down to try it
I didn't think my Silas top would go six solo kills into Darius top. I just that just doesn't make sense to me in my head
He has Voltaic already.
This ward in the lane is really annoying. I think I should go Sweeper against Jace.
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm gonna get banned.
I just missed it.
It doesn't kill me, right?
He just got fucking Auradon
Chat, do I have aura?
Be honest though, be honest, be honest, be honest, do I, me, do I have aura?
No, you just have a bad care haircut, okay.
Some people said yes, some people said yes, I'll take that.
show you're disgusting
Hmm, that Darius is disgusting.
How does a Darius one trick lose to Sylas top?
Isn't that crazy?
You said you didn't get me.
The red came out.
I think I could have played that better.
That was frame perfect, you think so?
I mean I was going for a frame perfect play there.
No, I'm actually trying to win.
2-11, I swear, I missed that vaccine.
Guys, that guy just got off the plate.
Why do I stand still when I press my fucking cycle?
How do I stand still?
This guy says pretty OP.
Don't push, don't push, don't push, God bless.
One K gold, don't die inside us, okay, nice chase is fine, that's a kaisa.
the
of
You play like the shy? Really? I play like a world championship top laner?
Shed stop blazing. Yeah I don't know why I build blade. I don't really know what to build
if I don't build blade though. What's the build? Are you cracking shield bow IE or what? Is
Is that better?
No.
Everytime, a strange, nonless pay line.
Branna inbound.
But I'm not inbound!
No.
Yeah.
Okay, I can't help you.
All you, all you.
I wish I could have the one who was doing the best I could, but I'm not even sure.
I'm still in the game, but I'm ready to go.
It's a shame that I'm not the best, but I'm ready to go.
I'm not even sure if the game is going to end, but I'm ready.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
We're doing well this game. I think we win. I just think we need to stop ending.
I think I'm on 240hz. Maybe I should uncap my FPS.
Now put it 200 cap, is that bad?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Nice!
Good job team.
that there is pretty strong
Nice sir.
Gaga, u lala.
Bye.
Well played Silas.
played there really well played dense dense guys dancer dance don't hit the
next is dense Casics you could hit the tower there I'm gonna check your account
after this you're gonna die as well now okay guys this account's gone Silas
could hit the tower hits accounts gone Senna check running away mm-hmm alright
the two people banned at least
side-axis bend yeah yeah we can get him
Listen, I can explain.
The game was won.
I knew that as a professional eSports, ex-professional player, ex-rank 1 on the server, I knew the
game was won.
So I just wanted to squeeze into the VPM.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do about it?
See I was not bad in the damage meters.
bad at all. What? Dingaling 6-7? Who the fuck was that? Wait, the Darius just got banned.
For what? For what? He just got gapped. Was he running it down? Wait. Was he running
it down I mean he beat me the one we won so he couldn't be running it down right
we're gonna do a little VAR here goes for the all-in on the Silas doesn't work all good
Why can't I follow the Darius?
Okay, freeze is top.
Catching good trade, bad trade, good base here.
Takes the base.
Uh-huh.
Wraps coming into him, goes for a trade.
Ooh, Salla's level's up without him going.
Squeezes the all in!
Very close.
Doesn't get the kill.
Runs around to the waving, it's snatched by Silas.
Unlucky.
Uh huh.
No second to wave.
Goes for a trade, he knows Silas has nothing.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
That's a ward down, doesn't want to get ganked.
Fights to Silas, pops the exhaust.
Doesn't dodge the chain though.
Okay, 0-3 so far, I mean nothing too bad.
Nothing too egregious, he's not really running it down.
I mean, there, he almost killed Silas.
Silas outplayed him pretty hard there, got a good chain.
0-4-0, see how he feels about it so far.
This is the chain, gets hit by the chain, dies.
I mean, he is 0-5.
He owns pretty well this game, I can imagine why he's tilted.
Goal is for you all to save this game, fails, gets punished for that.
Not trying to win by getting himself back in the game, he's just inting.
Exhaust, the Silas, 3-double down, dies.
Okay, well his game is kinda cool.
I mean this is how Top lane goes though, you either fight your way back in or you just
attack.
I mean it's not inting.
Okay a little bit.
I mean he got one kill this game.
I mean he played this really good, he got his first kill of the game.
That was pretty well played.
I'm a humble man chat.
I feel like someone might get banned.
I give them a helping hand.
I take that one by one.
What is this?
Oh, I'm one hit.
It's okay, Galio's back.
Pouss, you need to end the game.
I don't know
I don't know if it's just a B
It's really risky but
Nah, just...
I don't know
They buffed it. Oh, come on now, Riot. You're joining the dark side.
Calist ongoing to Worlds. Very disappointed after NICE. Everyone would have preferred different results and especially in different manner as a team we were angry.
Whether it's a mental boom, we're far from it, there have been better periods of course,
that's esports, and that happened in every team.
In my opinion, it's a mentality that didn't work and followed all season.
There were bad habits and they punished us, you get punished when you have bad habits,
when you play against better teams, you get fraud checked.
I usually call the team fights and take it so insensitive how we want to play them, and
honestly that's one of the reasons we were less good this summer.
I dropped that habit of telling my team how I want to play fights.
The brutal 3-0 at home, concretely it's not even a slip up, it's a bit of a disgrace,
all the fans came.
lost where I was reading. All the fans, come spend their money, spend their time, invest
in how much you pay, watch us get 3-0, it's shameful. If I could trade the MVP for the
LEC trophy, I'd take it every day for me. The MVP is an extra more than anything, not
a trophy.
Yeah, what's OP in top lane?
I'm trying to use Cassandre, champ, it's toxic, you're right.
If you go to worlds, no, believe it, there's no point in being there, my goal is to win worlds and I won't stop until I've done it.
That was my mentality too.
And then I got dunked on a lot and I thought you know what maybe I should stick behind the screen instead of on the screen
Ah, come on man first pick top. Are you serious? I play my Jace thoughts
This has five we'll be getting to the switch stage, a really good world is the semi-final,
if we go out of planes that's a failure, if we go out in planes.
My family was there, my mother paid a lot to come as well, sorry for that, I already
have it hard to make you proud.
Very good PR. He's quite PR'd up, Callist.
The world schedule is out. Yeah, I know, I saw.
When do they do the world's draw? Except the planes, right?
When do they do the planes draw?
16 years of league and I never knew Vi could do this.
I mean yeah, you can buy our reposition to land the damage.
I mean, if anyone does that in a real game, then just honor them.
If anyone pulls that off in a real game, then congrats.
Here's your medal, your faker.
It's just like AI combos.
That would work against bots, maybe.
Chai, what am I playing against? I don't get it.
What is the enemy top laner?
Do I go storm way to search?
Nautilus jungle.
Nautilus jungle.
I'm playing vs Ignite Panty on top.
I
Need a dad out. I don't need a dad out. This music doesn't have any pace in it. Am I crazy?
You're after high school we first met
In another life, I would be your girl, I would be your girl, I would be your girl, I would
I would be your girl!
Maybe I should have taken that kill.
in another life
I have telegram!
What the fuck are we saying?
I'm angry.
Wait what?
Well that's supposed to go to here?
I am right.
of
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I
Have to do something
fuck man I could be 1-0 right now
actually I could be 2-0 right now
I have pantheon ult's minis dead.
I can't get the plate, what do you go first item on Jace?
I
Will take fuck my
I'm feeding.
I thought he would E forwards, but he actually saved it.
I can't help you.
What are the ulti pentenals here?
Well, I guess I'm buying Jomus.
Am I?
Maybe I just wait for Brutalizer.
Fuck it.
Did he flash?
I don't think he did.
Well, I don't have flash, and he has wukong on his team, so...
Okay, we're going to spot.
hmm
next
Fuck, I've inted my build.
I think I've trolled my build so hard.
I will light up half of the...
Catarina clicking top?
No.
okay I might know am I broken or not I actually don't know
am I broken or not
Oh my. What did I just do?
I might have too much of an ankle.
Could have killed him with E, if I was faster
I'm just a fat pig. I am. I'm just the fattest pig. I'm the fattest pig. I am.
My hands feel so rusty.
How long have you been waiting for?
Double kill!
Power slam!
What is this, shut team 6 or what then I'm good at?
I'm just a pig and I should I can
my mechanics are so dog shit it's crazy my mechanics are my mechanics are just bad
Like the waves last hitting and laning is okay.
The mechanics are just dog shit.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
What's right with this game?
He has 115 CS.
He's a BOT bat.
Okay.
What?
Oh, my name is Zaya, I'm going to sidestep this really quickly.
888888
I will light up fast.
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
Enemy Zyra is Thanos, be careful please
Nice jump press desire, yeah don't hit the Zyra to Thanos
Yeah don't hit the Zyra, we are trying to win the game
The game is lost
I'm sorry to tell you, the game is lost
enemy team has Zyra Khan and they're really fed, so we cannot win. I've decided.
We found one shotting.
You fiddlers, I'll fucking shove those fiddlers up your ass.
just me me just me yeah yeah yeah me me will kill her when I'm exhausted yeah
yeah she's fucking hitting me and healing men I swear why is my screen
always great jump just open we're done no I'm not a very
Yo Britney Britney I'm sorry.
Not today.
I'm flanking.
I
I
Never look back.
Max Z.
I miss my Q again.
She just healed the full, oh she has a BT, huh, she has 7 items already.
You are the one who has destroyed the church.
Now I must be slain.
You are the one who has destroyed the house.
You are the one who has destroyed the church.
Don't boost the game, don't die.
And the game!
Don't get through leavened. Let's hit the Nexus.
Oh. Fuck me sideways.
That double LP.
Nah come on now.
Nah come on.
La- one elo these people wrote, they're kinda human.
D1 Decade.
That's a 350.
Low musta.
Low musta.
It's so funny to me that he gets that and it's like hold
Holy shit, but the game is so unbelievably cooked, like, the game is absolutely unwinnable.
7-10, 13-24, the game looks full-chopped, you have ejected bounties at minute 19.
Oh my god!
That's the first way back.
He won that game!
That's why I don't give Baos gold.
Alright, what else?
When's LCS? LCS's in 7 hours.
Why did I start the stream so early?
Mod Jollyman, Helmar
And so there's a lot of touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, much, much, much, much, much,
Bro, I know the new YouTube thing kicked in like three weeks ago where viewership has
just increased, but I can't get over how fucking hard that video popped off, like the YouTube
viewership increase was around two weeks ago, like T1 DK 770K.
I didn't think a video where I just sit there talking to the camera about the random story
lines would hit almost 750K.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
How addicted to League of Legends esports are you?
That's almost double my KC Koi video.
The shy last chance for Worlds 400k.
Koi Na'Vi, HLE Gen G Grand Finals LCK, it has 150k more.
What happened?
There must be some...
I appreciate people watching YouTube videos, but something must have changed in the algorithm
I refuse to believe that LCK and LEC finals get cleared by a 10 minute video of me unshaven over four days haven't showered in two
I'm in some of our worlds
Now the change of the view account I'm saying that was two weeks ago
I know that the change of your account is it because it's a shorter video is
Is it because it hit the algorithm different? Is it because the thumbnail is different?
Like what the fuck changed?
I still need to figure out how YouTube works properly.
Is Lucian mid-good now?
I feel like I need an 80 carry now with Rumble top and they have Silas.
I could go Ryze.
Yes, Lucian mid is good.
Are you sure?
Tigo PTA.
Did I have cut down or not?
Jolly Man!
Jolly Man!
How we doing Jolly?
Jolly Man!
Maybe we'll play some Valheim today, yeah? We've got a server up and running, but you're
going to get rage-baited so hard by my Valheim gameplay. I'm not good at the game, and I have
no idea what I'm doing. I'm literally like a fucking noob in that game. You're just going
it angry.
Top Co-Streams of the LEC Summer 2026 by Peak Viewers.
I'm D3 trying to push masters. Can you tell me I can do it? You can do it. Oh you can't
see it oh my god I forgot I trained scenes I'm stupid
nothing to lose should I start this is gonna sound really cringe what my runes
didn't save I have magical footwear
So fuck this game bro, I was gonna go Doran's helm jack of all trades elix triple tonic
Okay, he's Q start, good to know, nice, good job bot lane.
of
I mean, he's just not farming, which is good, I guess.
I'm getting it ganked by Trundle.
I'm inting so hard.
I'm inting so hard!
What?!
I could get dove here.
I into this lane so hard.
I into this lane so hard.
I need to not die level 2 and I basically died level 2.
my games cooked
I actually don't damage
My build is just so wrong.
I should have jack of all trades, elixir, and I should have doran's helmet, and then
I can never die and just lose.
Okay, we're still not exhaust, but jungle support plays the game and then jungle support
illusion. I feel like I'm so squishy without Doran's Helm.
my brain is off how did I not how did I not think about cooldowns am I that stupid
you're gonna die by the way he's kind of broken unless you're kind of broken oh my god you
actually live. Oh my god I'm a pig. I'm so boosted. I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. Be better.
Idiot rat.
that
I should just flash the chain. What are you even doing? I don't know what you're doing.
I don't understand what you're doing. I'm gonna break my keyboard.
I'm inting so hard.
Thought I could gank bot, and then they could come with me to the river and then you could just kill them, but...
My very- my Yunara didn't move.
She just walked up and died.
I don't know why I did that.
I should just sit in my lane.
maybe I should have let that hit and just exhaust him
oh my
wait what's it
I'm gonna go- wait like you-
Hey, man.
Enemy double killin'.
I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog.
It's the first game today where I'm actually really mad at myself.
There will be plenty, don't worry.
I think Lucian mid can be good, I just...
Back in my days I used to be a Lucian mid main in season 8, but that was 8 years ago.
I won in challenger series playoffs with it against an LCS team, but now I guess 8 years
This is the whole minute.
He's an event killer.
How do I fix my reaction speed?
My game awareness is so bad.
Hmm, can win. Just scale and stop inting.
I played Scythe today, went 4-0, lost the game in 5 minutes.
So now it's your turn, buddy.
I guess we can't win.
I guess we can't win, I don't think I'm doing any damage.
bro I'm running into everything I'm running into every chain I feel like I'm
trying to dodge and then he always splits it and he always hits it it's
kind of crazy actually
Yeah, okay, we lost we lost
Oh my god.
Hmm, rather Silas is fit.
Zarya is fed.
How do I bring back the old cajol?
I think I just pushed till die.
Xerri's top side surely.
Another quadra kill.
I'm sorry team I will try to carry but I don't know if I can push this, they'll kill me.
I don't know what to buy.
Gluttonous Greaves, I don't know.
Is that the item?
Gear worth
Okay, this area is kind of broken.
I don't think you can walk up, you'll just die.
Okay.
Well.
I thought if I exhausted his W, I could kill him
We got two problems this game, we got me and Azari, there's two problems this game.
I just feel like something happens that I just didn't think about.
I don't know why my brain doesn't think about it.
And then I see it afterwards and I'm like, how did I not think about that?
I think Lucian mid can move.
There's our go AP Lucian at this point.
I think Lucian can work though, I just trolled the build and then I trolled level 2
Honestly, maybe Tristana is just a better champion isn't it?
return to your house
twice the lap dog you are dead
and ally has been slain
and karen has been slain
you're fucking dead
ally has been slain
Okay, maybe we just get the fuck out of here, adults.
I don't know how you end up there, but sure.
Hmm, I feel like we need to kind of fire Manzari there.
I think very probably Pentakill's as though.
Feels so squishy.
It's like Doran's helm helps a lot with that
Well, if you're right, it's just inting. I'm probably unbarren, right? Take it back.
I mean, that was through exhaust, by the way.
She was exhausted.
Okay, the game's unplayable.
Hmm.
Hmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Showed that Zerui just killed everyone
I didn't feed the Zerui, I fed the Silas
Let's not get it twisted
And it's got solo killed 7 times, it's not the wrong with that
Yeah, Lucian mid was a very stupid pick.
How long did he take to die?
Endless hunger, oh my god.
Infernal soul, endless hunger.
Alright, if I get banned for this game, the system is not working as intended.
Let's get that straight first.
get that let's get that straight first
now I'm not a feffing I'm not a feffing because Dante said some words wise
words once he said never have a game you never know if the enemy team who has a
fed player has a burglar come into their house and blow their head off with a
double dollar shotgun so that's why you never surrender in game
There's a chance that Zerion's side as his house get robbed in-game right now.
I know you win the game and I get LP.
Unless the robber actually hates me and then sits down and plays the game for
area and then and then rob the house
around the board
is it better to be one on nine or zero in nine for a not getting banned
He's going... okay, he's going Randoins.
Look, I haven't seen Zarya on the map for like a minute.
Maybe she actually did get burgled.
Fuck.
Get him, you win that.
my longsword now everyone get down
just get the pentakill area already actually should I stand in base to just
not give a pentakill and that might be trying to do it
is it giving the enemy 80 carry a pentakill or standing in base which one would
I drew 11 ban first
See there it is
If I get banned for that, is that trying to win or trying to lose?
Surely that's trying to win, right?
Don't ban me, don't ban me, don't ban me, don't ban me, don't ban me, don't ban me,
don't ban this QUP.
Okay, we're good.
Alright, that was my worst game today, fau shaw.
Okay, I've lost.
I'm 1, 2, 3, I'm 4 and 2 in low master.
Bro, is this guy just like giga smurfing or what, I don't get it.
How is he on a plat 3 account?
I don't get it.
Wait, maybe I can get him banned for boosting.
And then I get my LP back.
Ah, it's this kind of player.
Dude, I'm kind of stuck in like 300 LP Master in Lime and Mars Broken.
Should we buy accounts in Duo from Bronze and then get really good win rate
and then I'm making my main account for like a month and then the win rate will get better again
and then I'll hop account because I don't know, I'm already feeling my main account anymore.
anymore I just don't really see the point in grinding the same account again and
yeah I think I'm gonna swap you wanna do it with me and just play Terry Yumi every
game and waste like two months of our time grinding through gold to get to
Diamond to get to my peak again just for fun. Sure man. Congrats! You're probably
48 years old by now you've been doing this since you were 10 brother we get it
You can beat bronze plat players and done players and get good MMR and a good win rate
And then you'll ruin it when you hit master again. I get it. It's okay. Like bro
See the joke's not on me anymore because you're playing in master tier in plat 2. That's how fucked you are
Brother, good luck. You're in plat you're in plat 3 playing in master tier. Your your account is cooked. I'm telling you it's cooked
Well, because he has to go through all the Plat, Emerald and Diamond in Master Elo.
So by the time he gets to Master, unless he gets a fucking AT win streak, his MMR will
just be probably like mid. Yeah he'll be minus 30 by like the end of the week. Are you trying
Manamune Lucian build? No, I thought that going... So my logic was that I would go Doran's Helm,
Jack of all trades, tier, and by like having tier I can spam my spells in mid because it feels
pretty good on Lucian and I could just have mid push, but I got the wrong runes so I had to
take the wrong item and it was just a horror. Sometimes you open up the kitchen and the dish
isn't the way you wanted it to taste that's okay i'm fine with that
also by the way can we talk about how in w s c i
e u is winning against the lpl and the korean academy teams so far
oh my god what i planned to cast it in mid bro fucking cringe jump
I can't need to play AP, what do I play in the class in mid?
RICE
I mean, I'm just going to go to Senna mid and...
Actually I'm going to go smaller
No, I'm going to go to Senna, I'm going to go smaller
Wait, why should I go to Senna?
Sing along to my stereo.
Well, think about it this way, right?
I need to play an AP Champ in mid.
Yeah? You smell me?
I need to play an AP Champ in mid, and none of them can build randomness. None of them.
So do I need to play an AP Champ in mid? Yes or no?
No.
I mean, they could have my last pick Malfide, but I don't think it would matter,
because then they're kind of full AP.
So then, so then, so then,
maybe I can just stack for free on Kassadin and this could work and I could
do like a cleaver build worst case yeah I mean what mage could I play there I
mean I could play rise I guess actually my shiver's gonna rise
Galeo?
Doesn't Galeo...
Isn't every mage just eventually losing?
Maybe I'm overthinking solo queue.
Maybe I just pick what I'm good at and just play.
I mean, Neme told me the challenger climbs are pointless because it doesn't matter how
good you play, you just have to play a lot.
So maybe I just have to play champs that I'm good at and just play a lot and then I'll get there.
Maybe I just have to be a one-trick TF, I didn't really want a one-trick TF because I thought chat would think it's boring.
But maybe I should just one-trick TF.
Wait, I have Nimbus Cloak, shouldn't I have Manaflow?
I guess I'm going Reaver.
Maybe I should have gone fleet.
Oh my god, I missed clicked.
The enemy has been slain.
That was cringe. Good luck. Good job.
Oh my god, I'm trolling, I'm not trolling.
Are you done or not?
wonderful bro are you done or not
I think maybe Sheen is better for the lane.
They're all thin and sprinkly.
Everything's mine to play with.
I actually thought I could zone him from xp range, but I just inted it
Well, I can see he wants to hold me on the level up.
Are you fucking...
Are you done?
He's so fast, or what? What the fuck?
Shall I go lucidity boots?
I can't because my build is broken for some reason why?
Why do I have boots man? I thought I had triple tonic again mid-miss
Try this wait. No, whatever
The best dragon
Oh my
Hmm.
This CSing has ruined these bolts.
No, I agree.
I
Hmm
Oh, what a, what a good song.
I'm not gonna gang together, what?
the way he's clicking he wants to gank me from here or what is he on drugs I don't get it
My best friend Marino used to tell me all sorts of stories about the kingdom of ghosts.
Am I weird for playing smolder?
He picked Kassadin though.
don't feed please don't feed what do you build next show chin
fuck, I went shojin
maybe I go cleaver
I need to stop inting with my sheen
How is he still here?
He could R flash me.
I got a space.
Two days stacks, what up.
he wants to R flash me i think
I don't want the CDR.
I should ult backwards.
It's Cleaver Bed on the old building steelcaps.
That guy's
well that was kind of useless
did I go RFC now?
I feel like I should go RFC, I feel like I should go RFC IE, surely, at least ULT on top of
of
I didn't realize he had Q3. It's actually good that I had the flash for that, because Talon got a kill when he's spamming FF, so now maybe his mental's fixed.
Yo, Brittany, I told you it was Nails at the time.
Alright, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Where the fuck do I even play now? I should play bot, but I don't think I can because my fucking
Lotion is not gonna let that happen like this
That's a good fight.
this game is gonna be hard
this game is gonna be very hard
Okay, I have rapid fire now and I'm 224.
Okay, I have rapid fire now and I'm 225.
uh yeah this game is probably cooked
Casting just does that and my game ends on the spot.
I don't know how to win this game, bro.
It's my champ just useless, I don't get it.
maybe my champ just sucks
don't die please
Nice
How do you miss that
Hmm
What are you chasing for for what for what for what?
Dracon 50 let me fight that
Don't do too much damage you might die guys don't do too much don't do too much damage guys. He might die. Oh fuck off
Like what are these pigs like I don't get it
I mean, it's over, it's over, it's over.
I just figured out casting in compressed W and get mana back now I think.
Can you clear the waves? Can you be useful, anyone?
I think I need to stop banning Lucian. Every time this champs in the game it's lost.
Especially when I play it.
I mean I flashed failed but this game was completely unwinnable.
Yay yay yay yay yay!
Fuck, Smulder doesn't have the pace to carry the game.
I mean maybe if I have like it's like higher elo and people are a bit more human maybe but I don't think it has the
Okay, everyone's saying black cleaver lol, okay, then riddle me this
What would you do essence river ie or what?
Am I not just gonna get absolutely one shot?
You get one shot anyway.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Maybe I should just go straight into...
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe I should just go S and 3 for IE.
Well, I don't think I played egregiously bad that game.
I shouldn't have got caught by Kassadin at the end before the game ended.
I don't think I like into that game. I feel like that Kassadin was kind of running it down,
but I just feel like I had kills, but I don't know what to do with them. You know what I mean?
Like if I'm playing Irelia or I don't know fucking if Tristana, I feel like I can push the game a bit.
I just felt like I was getting perma ganked.
I feel like Tristana, I've tried two AD mids now. I feel like Tristana is just superior to both of them.
Tristana is just better than Smulder and Lucian combined.
Are you on a climb? No, I'm not really on a challenger climb. I'm just playing with a solo queue so I can learn the patch for Worlds because
All the playoffs are on 26-17, I'm pretty sure. Or 26-18. And now 26-19 is out, and then 26-20 is coming out, so I need to make sure I'm locked on the patch.
I could play the caps Tristana mid-skin. Is that chills?
Holy...
Yeah, this game I need to play an AP champ for sure.
They banned my Malzahar.
Is that what Cat Arena 1 tricks do?
They banned Malzahar?
Who banned Vladimir OTP?
I could try a game of...
What really cooks Vladimir?
I feel like I should play a mage.
I feel like is Orianna a good champ?
I have Jarvan Blitzcrank in the Jhin Bard.
I could give Orianna a go.
Let's try a game of Orianna.
People are building what?
The comp is good for Orianna, yeah.
I feel like Orianna is good in the comp.
okay people seem to be going
people seem to be playing this page
legend haste
yeah cut down maybe okay now maybe coup de grace
now they have fucking and what they built they go
what blackfire torch rocket belt
I don't have caps of skin. What the fuck?
Am I broke?
Alright, I see what we can do Orianna. Maybe we can cook something.
I'm looking at some builds.
Caps when black fire torch, other myths are going ludens.
I can see all the homies are on playing Valheim.
Did you try the new CS mode?
I did.
I did try the new CS mode.
It was actually kind of fun.
I feel like I couldn't play it for much longer, but I think I played it a little bit, not much though.
Should I play like, in solo queue do you play TP arena, or is it better to play like Ghost?
Tp. You just max Q now, right?
I didn't get any of them.
You are good.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm a woman.
I shouldn't do that before I level up.
I think I'm wasting my mana a bit.
I'm going to play as much a bit slower.
can my bot lane is speeding?
what the fuck is this?
I should have flashed, I'm just like, I just, I just, my brain is like, my brain is just
Stunlocked a little bit
I'm a noob.
How
ups
an enemy has been slain
and ally has been slain
ups ups ups
and ally has been slain
Just a little bit away.
The ball is impatient.
Okay, well...
I might get tanked by Bard.
I'm going to gank Valilia.
Oh
Well their jungle support is pretty good
Probably okay still I lost two waves for that
Shisa
Shysa
Okay well let us flash up now and yes with this boots which is kind of toxic
I'm not gonna lie
The Bard's gonna portal here I think.
I need a spot now.
I need to base.
I think Harley was to be killed, he's really nice, broken.
up
up
up
This int to buy this item?
Fuck, he's queuing raptors.
They're barred Vlad, Lillia, Yorick.
That's probably fine.
Well, Vladimir is doing the thing where he scales because his fucking jungle support
are in my cheeks. Maybe it's okay this might be greedy pathing.
I'm going to get both, I should not play for the wave, he has rocket belt and ghost and
swift march what's better blackfire or ludens I actually don't know what's
better
like
well we're getting top tower and they were four men top I thought I was gonna
get dough
Well, I didn't get the kill, I didn't get the cannon either, and I'm also really rusty
arena. But my Draven is single-handedly fisting the whole game.
That guy looks kinda angry.
He looks kind of angry.
Should I group?
I feel like I lose on side.
I could probably beat him if I had blue buff actually.
But I don't have blue buff.
I guess they're already winning there.
I think I need to ping here and just kill the wave.
This bar has a fetish for me, I think.
I don't think they're over cooking here.
Yeah, that was so int.
And I respected it, but I think it was a bad play.
Reduced 1.3k healing, and we're kind of ending mid, which is good.
This Draven just decided to win the game alone with this Blitzcrank, which is nice.
I'm just an NPC this game. I just take Bard in the fucking one cheek, Lillia in the other cheek, and then Vladimir just rams it down my fucking game.
Why do you build second on Orianna? You go rocket build, right?
Oh, and I'm down for a little Kindle Jam action.
You can kind of fucking kill me if you want. I'm down.
Rocket belt needs to be removed from the game.
Fady carries contact, Galeforce made his contact rocket belt, I said it.
Why is he so tanky?
Or am I just weak?
Okay
Oh, he just two-throated me
of
and he has been slain
God, buying this oblivion orb really makes my build just look super ugly
but I guess it's reduced 2k healing in 20 minutes, which is not bad, I guess
it's like whatever
What do you mean, getting carried?
What am I to do with this game?
I'm trying to fuck him, but he's not letting me, you know?
Like, I just can't do anything, this bard is just his gatekeeper in game
I'm talking about the lane, chill out.
Why does this Baron do so much damage, it's crazy.
10, 10, 10, 10, 10 Yes, Vladimir's spot.
I might get barred a little bit.
Well, I don't know why I'm walking up.
I don't know why I'm walking up.
I'm just feeding.
Okay, well this is the horror.
You're all dead.
I think.
Can you even talk to me?
I exhaust.
Hmm, I have TPP.
My farm is so bad this game.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Lilia survived.
Why are you like TV I'm into I like I'm actually feeding I'm actually feeding the game I'm
actually inting the game like this Lili is going like a fight it's like Nando Loris
bro can you fuck off why is he so quick why wasn't my go-kart that fast in the race I
I don't get it.
Why isn't my go-kart that fast?
I don't get it.
Okay, luck in Mac because this game is so loseable like I lost the pace in the game, it's also
weird to play mage as a rock about I've never done that actually
that's how long I've been up
like I don't wear my I don't I don't wear my somewhere I'm supposed to go I
don't get it how are we I don't get it everyone's bot side and this wards
everywhere so I'd kick bot side and then five people just spawned on my head
I'm just gonna lay into Yorick, it's the only way to play the game.
I guess they're winning that.
I
Right
Harmony has been restored to the universe.
I'm driving this completely fisting the whole game.
my face just gets like slammed by lilia I don't get it
Should I buy zonias instead like really what I have to do I have to have oblivion orb rocket
belt zonias like what am I gonna do eat a eat a bowl of lettuce for dinner or
something I don't get it like what am I supposed to do
zero protein build just full fucking vegan oh my god benches after that I mean
I guess I'll buy Zonyas, but I have TP, let's rock.
nice guys
come here lillia
oh yeah show me a hook
I missed out here.
What if I just flashed off with him right now?
of
We won that!
Velja and the Trat wrote, we need some commentary since we're not getting gameplay.
Buddy.
Buddy.
No matter what's happened in my career, you won't catch me losing in German Tier 2.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You won't catch me losing in German Tier 2.
No, but I'm not gonna lie.
Even in this form, you won't catch me losing.
Especially in the Best Off series.
Alright.
You wouldn't make German tier 2?
You want me to run back in LR2 or what with Sally in the mid lane?
What about Neme?
But you're no good for me!
Thank you.
What is this? What is this? What is this?
The WCSCI playoffs bracket is revealed.
It starts tomorrow, right?
So you're telling me two European teams drew each other in the quarters?
You got a joke or what?
That's a joke.
How did they even draw them?
Oh, it's first, first, second.
Bro, it's another international event where there will be zero EU vs NA, zero.
T1 will be fucking CPD, which is NA.
I actually think the European team GL will beat KT Academy.
Sly will probably beat MKF, I guess, I don't know how good Koi is, but Sly is good, aren't
they?
And then we will have a European team vs T1 Academy and a European team vs DK Academy.
Actually might bang, not gonna lie.
Now surely they've scheduled it so the European games happen later in the day and not earlier
in the day, right?
This is just common sense, right?
We make the European teams later, right?
They haven't released a schedule yet.
But I have full trust that the 7am series will be the NA series and the Korean series
and the later series will be the European ones.
I have 100% faith that someone will think about that when they're making the timing
of the schedule.
I don't even have a shadow of a doubt.
Surprise ride into this from the main list for towns here the updated game times for worlds
The playing stage in Los Angeles starting at 11 a.m. PDT and 11 a.m. PDT in BST
So that starts at 7 p.m. my time which is 8 p.m. CET which is in four hours
No
It's in three hours from now
The Swiss stage will start at 12 p.m. Which is
Which is an hour later.
Wait, uh, support first pick.
So that starts in four hours basically instead of three.
Three PM.
That means it starts in, uh, what the fuck?
Is it earlier or later?
I don't get how the world works.
What's a good support? I mean my bar is pretty fire. What do you want? I can go Lulu, I can go Yuumi.
I go my Alistar. What do you play? What do you play? Pick your AD carry, Burr.
Chinks. Brother, I got you.
Okay, brother, I got you. The last time I played Lulu
was in a tournament and we won the tournament.
Fairy Court Lulu.
This is this is auto fill as well. This is double LP. This is a big one
Why do they change the time zones? I don't get it. Oh because they move around the United States of America wait
3pm CDT in
BST. Let's have a look. So this one is that's 9 p.m. British time
What?
So that's 10 p.m. CET
That's like 3 a.m. For sea
Bro, there's too many time zones. Can we just have one time zone in the world? I don't get it
If it's day for you, it's night for me if it's night for me. It's day for you
Can we all just play on the same time soon, I don't get it.
Take a chance on me.
That's how it works.
Oh yeah, that is how it works, I guess, right?
So basically, listen, I'll summarize the world through if you want a little fucking red.
If the earth is round,
which, allegedly, it is,
this is the round world.
If you're on this side of the world, it starts in the morning.
If you're in this side of the world, it starts in the evening.
If you're in this side of the world, it starts at 2am.
all right you got me
he's supposed to play with heel
i'm not a bitch i don't play heel on support
you'll see this payoff
i play lulu for 2v2 kills you play lulu to build ardent sensor we are not the
same watch this
you think this lulu is protecting you
this Noodle is front-lining.
It's watered there for sure
Hit the ward
Then hook
are you good at the game Jinx? I hope so. He didn't take cleanse or thrash so he must
be confident.
What are you testing?
testing
no wave, sucka
Also I needed the base anyway, so Yoke's on you.
What?
He's FAKING like Faker.
You max E on Lulu or you max Q?
Probably E, but I think I'm gonna do...
I mean, I guess I should max E, seeing as I have the Forbidden Idol.
That's kind of sleeper, though, to max E on Lulu, isn't it?
I don't know what to do with this.
Dustin picks.
What up, sucka? Are we going to hook me?
holy holy jinks i'll thank you i'm not thanking
oh me and you baby me and you come on now yinx give me a thumbs up give me a
thumbs up I don't know I found the most
I love you powder I love you
That's a dark seal base.
That's a dark seal base.
Boots for what?
Do you run faster while you're hooked?
No.
Didn't think so.
They ain't gonna save you from getting hooked.
They ain't gonna do dodged.
I'm 30 years old, dodger hook.
Fuck my wa- Speeding myself.
that fresh is a new one more fat guy shield him ignite that guy get in the
triumph slow that guy yep yep yep that tasted purple I like purple
Oh! King Julian! Oh, we're going to get another win! Yes, King Julian! Yes!
Oh, Jammar!
you're losing the soy fm if you're new here i play lulu and mid lane i'm 30 years old
and this is my stream
this is my story
enjoy the gameplay
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Well, well, well, Jinx 8-0, me 1-1-8, 9 over 8, higher Kp, better player.
Yep.
Oh my god, Akali might roam bot, be careful!
VAS!
Send your Sally on the case.
I'm not staying there, buddy. I'm not staying there.
I gotta keep tempo on the map.
I gotta keep tempo on the map. I'm really feeling it this game.
I gotta make sure I'm locked.
You don't make me in on my pro-my-on my seal of Valor's.
I'm coming!
That's all I got, see you later.
BOOM!
Slowing him!
him.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Deep warding, deep warding.
Flanking the Zaya.
Flanking the Zaya.
Support is so easy, dude.
Flanking the Zaya.
What a bitch.
boom into the stun into the not as roll is so easy it's watered there I'm gonna
Here we go!
What?
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, there.
As you can see, 10 stacks on the Darkseal.
The Lulu will get Majai soon.
and he will carry the game.
Come!
My fellow Yinks.
Don't let them have a single minion. Look, the minion!
That's right, bitch!
Back off!
Yes sir yes sir you just got outplayed by my Lulu
They call me Zippy.
Oh my god, I'm gonna save you!
Sucker!
ZIPPAY!
What the fuck?
chill thrash chill
Go Jinx get him powder. Oh my god do it
Ignite him. Yeah got him
More kills on Lulu than Orianna.
this is about me you love you love me love me harder i love the song
what
bro the start of that song sounds like you gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta love to
love me harder listen to the start again
GG, Sally buys magi's AFF. Surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise.
You're deaf. Oh my god, dude, the AG survivor. Oh my god, I just busted. Yep, yep. Yep.
Maybe, maybe, maybe supports my role. Maybe, maybe that's where I gotta go. I don't know,
I feel like if I played support in the stream from one to two games I'd probably do some things to myself that
I wouldn't be able to go back on
Be close to you. I'll settle for the ghost of you
Play some CS for I could jump in the discord and just play Valheim right now, but they're kind of chilling and farming
I don't want to I don't want to disrupt that
See you more than life.
Chat, in CS, is there like, is there rare chickens you can get?
Is it like the chickens have a float? Is it like a factory new chicken or something like that?
battle scarred or whatever. Wait, actually. Lead designer Riot August on Renata using
A mini rework, I think Renata could use a mid-scope mini rework.
Bro, I feel like Thresh is like in such a weird spot
in solo queue if you're a one trick he's actually kind of broken but otherwise he just doesn't exist
in some games and I feel like his ult just needs a little rework and his numbers need a little fine
tuning and I think he could be like a common support pick. Also I swear to god there is so many
Thresh mains in the world so A I can see why you might not do it because you might piss him off but
B you could bring a lot of Thresh mains back because a lot of people play the game because of Thresh
I feel like I think Thresh is so, it's so like, it's such a good champ, it's probably still got a decent play rate,
but I feel like his passive result just need a little bit of a tweak.
Boom, look at that ex pro player support, he's coming back and Thresh gets a little change.
Bro, Thresh update is like a new League of Legends drop for a Threshman.
They've been collecting souls for 14 years now and they're kind of bored of it.
Because the souls just don't do shit no more.
I mean they do but they don't. It just doesn't have that dopamine level of
League of Legends. Imagine they did a thresh update that would go hard as fuck I think.
But he's very difficult champ that I feel like touch because he has quite played a lot.
If you fuck it up people probably disappear. But what should I play this game?
What should I dabble on, dabble in to show the world, the chat and everyone else in the stream?
To show them how talented I am at the game.
How should I do that? My PC just froze for a second. Do I have too many tabs open?
I said talented, my PC almost blue screened.
I think it might be time to show you guys a little something.
A little something. It's a secret though. It's a little something.
something. It's Maya Carly.
I can't play Maya Carly this game. Chat, I'm not gonna lie. Lady Luck is smiling this game. On Gromp when you win streak.
Listen, they have Twitch Briar. It's time for the fucking...
It's time for the feeling blue. It's time for the feeling blue. Listen, you didn't...
There wasn't a TF game in the last five games. I haven't played TF. Come on now.
I could hit challenger if I want to trick TF, but this chat just wouldn't put up with it
They would actually just fucking leave and execute me in game
Should I play cashback? I like cosmic insight though
Where's my showmaker skin, boom there it is, holy chills. Holy fucking chills
So we fill up my water.
Fill up my water.
Probably with... probably with...
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da.
Wait. Wait.
Oh
Yo, oh we're losing this one
Game oh, baby, baby
Oh
God lost in the game. Oh baby, baby. Oops. I think I'm in love and I came from
MAMA BAAAAAAA
I butchered this wave
MAMA
Is that all you're gonna do? Just push?
Bitch ass?
Come at me, sucker. I'm the king of pushing
That's why me and Max were close in the race. Push push push
I got it in my ears.
Gagell, fresh set of softs, we're gonna need the push on the out lap.
Boom, six corners.
Did it again.
You just passed me by...
my game and baby baby I'm facing yo bitch has yeah yeah I got shoes now on my feet
I'm sure.
Yeah, come on!
Yo, yo, new jeans, speak to me!
Oh my, oh my god!
I was really hoping that he would come through.
I SHOULD DO
Shady's back
I said, who is he dude, who is he?
System baby, oh my, oh my god, I missed every minion, I'm fucking dog shit and I'm 30 years
old.
I
Should oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fucking lantern you freak you have a ward
And no
Nay, nay you can't give kills to twitch burp
oh my god you think you're gonna base oh my oh my god
Tell me when I'm gonna shoot and when I do!
It's my lucky day
Helpies helpies
Blue card of him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuss
To the Nazi
Oh lucky girl, this is good. It's a good one
Finally finally finally finally
yeah love yeah I'm a lucky lucky
I'm on my bad I don't get it
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure
WES!
What do I have to fucking own a pixel and leave you on my team or what the fuck is this?
Good girl!
you
you
you
you
you
fresh fresh fresh what
Holy stud and run baby
That that that that that that
Oh rooted and oh my god
What is my fucking blanch doing in bot lane?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Why is my Q angle so bad?
Go on, Briar gank me again, then you go fuck.
Are you on Drake?
You showing Drake?
Ooooooh!
Ooh, that's a vibe swap.
What the...?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
apartment apartment I'm more of a trip to Florida okay now move your it's not
move what the blue card Barry you have no manner oh no oh no oh no oh no as I
I recall, I know you love the show of...
What the...
What do I know?
Sally's back on the raster!
What red?
We get leech banged.
It's time to co-stream baby.
hey Mona Lisa as I recall the show off take it this no flash Briar watch out for
her feet I'm coming no wait what yeah yeah
I need to get this thing slow
I'm pushing map, Peter!
BOOM!
Okay, I'll move okay, I'll move haha English or Spanish what the fuck
I'm doing it.
Shut down.
Beautiful.
Beautiful, that's what that is.
I guess quite an impression 5 feet to be exact yo you got a tipi word for me yeah
jump scare Sally boom sidestep chaos he still got it separation
yo Yorick yo oh why so mad yo back up back up back up back up back up back up
Help me! I'm gonna get Doven!
Why does he walk up like that? Who's eating his?
AHHHHH!
your goolies give me golds buddy
I'm out too, Chef!
In the Herald, in the Herald! Drive! I want to drive! Yo, give me that car!
Boom, Sally!
Hey, Twitch!
Hahaha!
Wait, hey, Twitch! English or Spanish?
Lock the car, Sally!
What the? Do something!
Not me, not me! Now I should've stunned his ass and plugged it!
Why do I block that for you? Why do I block that for you?
Live, live, live, live.
Nah, come on, man.
Child, you would wait.
Wait a minute, it's world season. Hold up, Jin.
It's like Viper.
Boom! Gets the reload.
Anivia with the flash, that saves.
And...
Oh my god, you're dead!
Oh my god, come on Jin!
Sorry Tyler, sorry!
Okay, shut up idiot.
Sally's having a sniff.
Danger!
What the fuck?
I have mejai's, give me the kill.
Sally!
my love the shy shout out from Sally
What's the odd I get hit by Briarult from spawn?
Probably a little lower right?
way down
Why am i getting blocked by?
What am i getting blocked by?
ROWWWWWW
My playlist is straight fire.
Yeah.
Yo, can I have the blue buff?
Danka.
Great Zoll, mates.
my cannon wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
movement
stop right there citizen
Mods?
The fuck?
Sally!
What the fuck, Ragnos?
That you ain't gotta flow for me!
I don't have any emotes in my wheel!
You know I'd be emoting right now.
Baby if you step...
Same kills as Lulu, what no.
What do I build, do I build Zonya?
Bro, that Briar is so tanky, what the fuck?
Well, then a baby girl.
Sally.
Sali
Sali
Sally
Nay, too slow
Do something
Friend
Shoot
Harry Kane
Wait, we're losing fights! What's happening?
Party right!
Ding-Gun! Good job, owner!
Here, me, say.
Me with you. Yeah, I got rabbit on style.
Ding-Gun!
My Ferrari has two stacks what the fuck?
Yo yo yo danger danger, hallo?
What's maxed you then?
Eh?
Don't barrier.
Aba wa?
Someone's inting the game, I don't know who it is.
It's definitely gris.
Fuck, I should've just leave base, I'm so stupid.
I wanted my rubber guns, but I need to save the game
I get what I want
You're a bad shi-
They're nuts
What is that timing?
Since you've been gone!
Yo, Baron's up buddy!
Yo, IFTP.
Oh my Ferrari crashed, shit.
It's a rental.
you're right English or Spanish twitchy twitchy I know you're here somewhere
I ulted because Velkoz was pinging assistance.
I just set them up. Talk to me someone.
Any of ya, honor.
Damn down.
Boom, one shot.
Think you should know.
How?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Boom, and boom!
Now, another win on the board.
How?
He didn't dance on the fountain, he won't get banned.
We won't ban him.
I checked the BAR, he's safe.
He doesn't need to be banned for that.
I miss her.
What? Who hurt him? What the fuck?
What are you? Master 30.
Bro, get me out of this shit.
I just set them up.
Bro, get me out of this shit!
Set them up.
Mastabriar mains, Mastabriar mains, eeww.
I think I should know.
How? Do something with Honor?
Yeah, but what though? We could do ZS, I guess.
But ZS is just full of cheaters. We could do League of Legends, but it takes too long.
how parts and thoughts of the conversation that took place on Saturday was
Yeah, but then on the 10 dragon, when Kasampe says that he's in bad condition to fight, we need to adjust everyone.
Because of us, we used it.
It's like, Adi, we're saying we're stronger every time, but like, Nara, Lulu, like, they say 10 seconds before hero, and then third wave, we say we're all stronger, and then what do you want?
So we'll get hot turreted, like...
I mean, it's because Kotlin was just coping there, so we'll never try to take it.
Kotlin was just coping?
I'll try to get it, I'll try to get it. I mean, it's already over, man.
We can just take it.
Dude, the mic is kind of, eh...
I
Play for play for Pryo play for Pryo
Douglas jacked bro, he's fucking hey you
Hmm
Right, is there anything here is there anything in this video
I think when they in, the hero timing was the best.
I got double the beat point.
Yeah, but can I see why is there a base?
Can we go back?
I want it here, but they're not on it.
They're not making any playbots.
Why is there going for boogers now?
I mean, raw shit comes upside.
Is there anything on it?
Why does Subson Spanish because they're Spanish orgs?
Because they're personal.
And if I happen to play as TP and...
Can you see that we did this?
days their voice right this just feels like review obviously the chance we
also should be connected I'm not saying they were not our team is not supposed
to play like that we didn't use that well enough
I mean sure I'll try to like be more that way but like but I won't like sprint
to matter more because I was like really lost in terms of like this week because
I'm not saying that the drafts were shit.
I think the drafts were good. They're a good draft.
I think especially game one and two, game four was just...
I think the game four obviously when it goes deep in Phyllis, it's random.
I think the one for three, it's a good idea.
Tell them Mona.
Well, they seem hungry, they're all at home, watching the games back.
Maybe they can cook something.
Pronounce the LEC lowers the suffer threshold from 2 million to 1.6 million.
The combined salaries of the team's 5 highest players cannot exceed 1.65 million.
What?
Wait, hold up.
The LEC lowers the SFR threshold from 2 million to 1.65.
The combined salaries of the team's 5 players, highest paid players, the team's highest
players cannot exceed 1.65 mil. So they're making it so they're just hurting super teams or what?
But bro, isn't this like Mickey Mouse rule? Isn't this salaries combined? Can't equal this? But
then they're like, yeah, we'll pay you 600k a year caps, but we'll give you 400k in content.
So if you do these content pieces for us in the year, and you appear here on these days,
then we'll give you an extra as a bonus.
It's the same in the NFL. You can just find reasons to pay people. It doesn't have to be salary.
I need to do LCS this weekend, jeej.
Who is Ligma?
Can you stop adding me to friend list, brother?
Oh my god, their team comp is disgusting.
me and let's go. May I just play my Akali? I'm with me. No, no, no, no. Which one? Spirit
Blossom? I feel like Chovy uses this skin, so I'm going to use this skin. Gem of Ravenous
Hunter? Can they bring that back? The nation unknown. TRX Akali? All right.
Do a full Challenger run. Yes! Hey Kajal, why don't you waste two months of your
life? The problem is, right, Challenger runs, I used to do them every year. Every
year I'll do a run challenger. I'll do like three or four weeks. It'll be fun. I tried
to get to Chal. I like it a lot. It's quite fun. The problem is the last few years, the
Chal run is like you have to hit one KLP, maybe 1.2 K. Nowadays the cutoff is 2,000 LP.
Brother, I don't have brah. What do you want to do? Sit 2,000 LP? Who the fuck wants to
grind to 2,000 LP? Who wants to do a challenger climb ring? Like it's ridiculous. Rank one
it's fucking 5000 LP or something wasn't it like it's completely pointless the
barrier for entry is just so ridiculously high just because of the amount
of games you have to play you have to and I'm not complaining I'm not asking
him to change it I'm just saying like if that's the way the letter is gonna go
then it's just like it's just a waste of time bro
Okay, my GP just killed Darius, not one.
No, no, no, no, no.
How'd that hit me?
One.
Is this Zindra scripting or what?
What the fuck
Okay, it's movement sucks, but his skill shots are great. I'm eating them like fucking candy bars
But ah my game froze the fuck I was about to get electric proc
1.
I have a gank bot right now, if I was TF.
That's how broken the gem is.
How did that stun me?
What?
Syndra is insane or what?
Okay, he doesn't farm on Syndra, nice.
Sheech.
Three.
Yeah, maybe if you can cook something, sure.
Well the Syndra is hitting skill shots, but he's not farming, so jeez.
Maybe I should have got a Dark Zeal.
Oh, I kind of controlled my hui a little bit better.
I kind of ended the wave.
I should have just tanked for damage.
What?
from level 6 to level 3.
What happened to my- what happened to my E?
What happened to my E?
Did I get cancelled in my E?
I thought if I W E, Flash R, 1 Pop the Darius and E back, it'll work.
But I didn't have energy for the Q when I flash ulted.
I flash hard and the Q didn't go off.
Whaaat?
Am I stupid?
Pap, ban, and uh...
Am I stupid?
Zoddy.
Fuckin' Inche I've seen your flashed.
I feel like I've seen your flashed.
Show this guy is the movement predictor.
It's my electrocute broken.
It's my electric, you bugged it!
I don't get this game, I'm gonna fucking...
I swear this thing hasn't propped ever, ever, ever getting back together!
Bop, bop!
Okay, Zindra no flash, what?
This guy everywhere, what is he in my fucking nightmares to?
Oh, I ulted, oops.
Come on man.
Zabao
Next
They're trying to stun me to get the to die and again brother you're stunning my minions too
Hmm.
Your
enemy so you want to play with magic what are you freezing freezing what freezing
what i think that's freezing is my fucking freezer in the kitchen you fucking rat
Where did my ego go are you dumb
What I'm into my E
It missed.
No.
DADD to this!
Did Syndra flash?
I think she didn't have it
I can't stop, what's coming?
the dude is alright no old zindra oh yeah get an ep why do I have two pinks what the
Who bought that second pink? Was it you chat?
He wants to take over mid, no please don't go bot, please don't.
Lane phase isn't over yet pup.
My name's Syndra, I'm gonna build lots of cooldown reduction and then I'm gonna push the wave.
I just missed so much random shit for no reason.
Mmmm.
They could take the spot tower very soon.
It's not about the Qab, it's about who's there in the dine.
I've gumbled him base.
I need to be ahead of the play here. I need to base fast. I could kill Cinder there. I actually think I could kill Cinder there.
I'm gonna play for team here.
Well, that was kind of scuffed.
If I had to base faster, because I want the tower.
Now we can break the lane phase.
I love what I do, my enemies won't.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
I'm right here.
Where you going?
Well, it's like an investment that play, because now when I play Scyling in Zyndra, she's dead
on every Hex that gunblit.
secretion of someone harrowing it up
I actually could cook there cuz I had
gunblade an e up but the bell that came out of nowhere what
No flash on Bofa.
I
Know
Yeah, they called me Mark the Magize merchant. Sorry, I can't vibe as much when I'm playing
Akali, I have to use more brain cells. When I'm playing TF, I can literally just turn
them all off. All six of them.
She's so disgusting how much cool that reduction does this freak have?
Oh my
I'm disgusting in every way like every every way you can be disgusting and all of them
Burn, baby!
Barrier, Syndra.
Floor again, and the door again.
He's coming up here until you notice.
Yeah I feel like I could have probably had lower deaths this game but I'm kinda getting
back into the groove. Do I even kill this guy? I've got a bad match history versus Darius
Specifically
That was easy
Try to hold it in
This could be risky
But what's that little fun with that little bit of risk?
I can do this all day.
Oh my god, I almost entered it.
My Q's were missing!
Sabrina carpet!
Mystery!
yes actually no I'm not I got I got league to watch buddy sorry
sorry
Okay, Karma presses W, Sallie can't play Akali no more.
It's fine, they're way clear instead, Capatrungus, Deluxe, my name's Cedar.
Help me.
What the fuck was that?
Was that a GP barrel?
Hit the tower or Trueliven's gonna ban you, hello.
the tower or you're gonna get banned. Nexus or banned if you dance in farm DPM, GP, GP,
looking at your account, Zerri and Milio, all four of them, all four of them, look at
I'm gonna tip you to hit the nexus because I'm a good summoner
I'm a great summoner
Da da da da da
Oh gone play the next song and gone and play the next song play it play the next song
Did it did it?
Yeah!
Da da da da da da.
Cheetah voice comes.
Good.
Wait, wait, have they just gone 4 man into Q without inviting me for the 5 man?
Is that serious?
Has that just happened?
Oh, they're playing rush.
Okay, all good.
I'll forgive them.
Wait chat can I play one quick CS game one with the homies one quick CS game just one and we go back to solo queue
I promise
The homies are waiting Mitsuko needs to get one win for a chicken I
Will 13 and oh the game I will 13 and oh the game on grump on grump. I'll 13 on this game
It's a rush game. Oh my god, boot it up
come on put it up put up the quickie we got the homies in here we got the giga
homies in here this is a free win I will get back to solo queue very quick very
quick I'm just gonna fist this CS lobby watch this I swear to God you're gonna
be like you're gonna get chills from this it's a 5v5 it's a 5v5 you're gonna
get chills from this it's a 5v5
Mitsuko, yeah, Mitsuko and Tom, and then, and Jerome, it's a free win.
Is he the melody?
Just a quickie.
I will play the best CS you've ever seen in your life.
The league match history is pretty good.
Just a quickie, a really quickie.
You're on a four game win streak, actually not bad.
Well, well, well.
Hello, hello, hello.
Well, well, well.
What are we doing?
We're doing good.
I'm on a four game league win streak.
Thought I'd drop in for a quick CS.
Get a four game league.
Yeah, win streak.
Why would they pick that?
I'm down for all the maps.
I'm down for all of them.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's going to be new.
They're all 16k though.
I don't know if we should be worried.
Well, we haven't owned up so...
Oh, thank god.
I hate Valheim
Valheim
Valheim
Mods, chat, chat, mod, do the gamble, watch this
You get some art
Not yet
We need to move channels in the
Oh yeah
I'm gigalocked, by the way, I'm gigalocked
I got promoted last night we lost the 4v5
Oh
My waiting for the eighties
I think I'm going to win the last three shots.
Alright, let's rock.
There's two of them. There's three.
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
There's two of them.
Go away, go away, go away.
Sorry, I had my phone.
Let's go B now, let's go B.
Yeah, big dragon.
He's tanking.
Yep, yep, yep.
One C2 is on.
No, let's go.
Let's go along.
Yeah, three of them are there.
My angles everything.
I used to do it when I'm down the clock.
There's plenty of times to do it.
A couple more times.
One library.
one library
oh my god
base
he could be
no pressure now
I hear him. I hear him. I hear him. I'll just hit him.
I stole my ace! I stole my ace! I stole my ace!
That was some good play though, that was some good play.
Oh, what's the plan?
That's a plan. Alright, I'm going to run B and entry the first person, okay?
person okay I go for sure all right good luck I'll stop it yeah just get ready to come be
yeah
one on site one is back
Okay. One below.
Oh, pretty nice.
Alright, then.
Oh, he's pushing me!
One church side.
What? Oh, that's you.
One CT, another CT.
Come on now!
I told myself I would do a quick 30 now and then I'll go back to League.
Who's case you bitch?
I passed apps here.
Oh yeah, they're coming with me, coming with me.
Is this a lift?
Left side, left side.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You're dead.
You're gone.
Are you on A?
You never know.
one two on three on B three on B all three on B guys
run why why is flanking from CT
I got one pop-up on this guy, yeah, I'm sure we can check the water fjons, we can water
you that together 20 damage on your pride
Drone, you can see us at the entrance.
Fast and loose, but ultimately effective.
One's on one.
One's still on the left side and one in balcony.
Short, oh you're short.
one
I'm not dead
This is a bad time to life
Bro, I'm lagging too I think
Yeah
Long, I read.
We just hit B.
Oh nice.
Okay.
About 30 seconds.
Oh, one on site.
On site?
Do we have time to run A?
I'm short.
What?! How did I miss that?
fuck man I didn't get off
I'm gonna pull now
yeah me too I'm kind of broke should we
I'll take 9s
oh you want to take 9s?
yeah
I'm generous
thank you
come on let's go
uh apps
we rush it
yeah
You know what he said perhaps?
I know what he said perhaps.
Oh, you know.
Oh my.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
One's on site.
Oh, what?
He's so low, he's so low.
Oh my, he's so low.
Nice.
Watch this one. Watch this.
One on site.
Oh, that moved me.
He's pretty easy. Smoke.
Nice.
Oh, I pre-jobbed.
He's pushing.
How's it going?
Oh, I've got a bomber.
Everytime!
No limit.
I'm in the biggest hook, though.
I need to go in the deep, I'll just send it, let's make the cross.
Flashbang, yeah.
No one's watching behind me, I'll get a box of them.
One back at site, one church!
One on banana.
New box.
New box.
New box dead.
What the hell? What the hell? What are you doing by there?
One push banana.
Two banana!
Both banana.
Last one, last one.
30 seconds.
You flashed from?
Yep.
Is there a point to push on?
Nope.
Okay.
Oh, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky. I'm sorry. It's my fault, it's my fault.
It's my fault.
No, I can't agree if I could go into church.
No, it's my fault.
chat I'm not hoping again yeah I'm Ben from hoping I'm Ben I'm Ben I'm Ben
I swear you are holding the banana yeah and then I let go of it they are
sleeping yeah yeah they are sleeping but obviously as Mario calls notice
I dropped an 8k somewhere
Uh, you need something?
No, no, no, no, we'll do a good report.
Wait.
Let's send them to the supply, shall we?
I'm gonna entry B.
One more.
I don't fucking even.
Whatever that they are called.
Who is that?
Damn, damn, damn.
Let's not do this.
Damn, please.
I need a gun!
Dude, don't kill me for it!
inside, like new box
oh oh oh I am dark
new box in dark nice
new box
MCT, new box in CT, 1A, 1A, Max 1A
do we know where he might be at Jerome?
no
that was a bad one
one guy is fucking, they're both B I think, all the three
oh I see him I see him he's right round out
oh the other one
he's flashing
nice
last one needs to be player
care made, oh don't know my CT
just luck
Long side Yeah, come on
You can jump sometimes. I haven't seen him before.
Oh my.
2B, 2B.
2B.
Alright, come on in your box.
Yeah, we should go A.
Uh-oh.
Hello. Hello.
Hello.
Nice working.
What?
Oh my god, he's in our spawn. He's in our spawn. Care behind.
last day then. Nice. You trust him.
What the hell is that? I thought he was.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me check this out. What is a slow, slow reload thing?
It's slow and quiet.
And a reload. And a reload as well.
It locks your face.
if you swap arms and then do it, it will be on the other side unless they fixed it.
Just put the AK just in the wall.
Straight all up in my eyeballs.
They changed it.
Someone says that if you reload like that you can start speaking in lower case.
I made that before the game came out, so that was about as great as you can be.
I don't know, I was not moving, I was shooting me in the head.
I don't know, I was not moving, I was shooting in a straight line.
Tom, can you give me a big funny dick?
Yeah, which one in game, what comes out there?
Thank you.
Let's move, come on, hurry up.
Tony there.
Oh look at that wolf there.
VALORM! Two more banana.
That's one. That one's low.
Where was that?
One after you.
One's coming.
You heard him see him see him.
Yeah, but there's someone else now.
I'm great.
Yeah, there might be someone here or in our spawn.
There's probably someone on B side.
I think there's two on B, so.
Yeah, for our spawn.
I need to stop in the crowd spraying.
What?!
Is that the tech?
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go in 1, 3, watch out for the stairs.
One.
Nice.
I had 97 to him.
My op-shot missed, not enough.
Wow.
That's crazy.
that happens but it was I could have sworn it was right on him hmm I'm
Unbelievable.
You sure you don't want the open up?
No.
Move it, move it!
Move!
No one's... Oh! One crossed.
Long and oily.
Nice!
Good job.
Uh...
I'm gonna go in.
One side. He's on the box.
Yep.
Oh, what the fuck, he's boosted.
Okay, short one, he's on site, he's on some V-Morten.
Oh my god, he's right here with maybe a...
There's a short V, he's there.
There's two, there's one, yeah, I'm just going to be here.
What, he's dark, 1HP.
Oh my god.
I'm going to plant the stuff.
I watch banana.
He's ACT.
Crike.
Crike.
Crike.
We'll take it.
We'll pull out a kill.
If I waited any longer you would have killed me.
One time.
One time I understand, absolutely, I will be lying upon your head.
I've been in that situation before.
I have played these games before.
Come on, let's go.
Let's get rid of the living dead cross last time.
Did I miss my mullied gun?
Wait, did I not have armor on? How am I one shot?
It wouldn't be the first, uh...
Um...
Okay, never mind.
Two banana, one long, one else.
Nice one, we're out of...
Hope it's only us.
Oh!
Press, press, press me!
Left side.
Nice shot, could be three, come on.
I love all the red stuff.
What do you want to go on Instagram?
Ah, me, me.
Oh, let's go.
I'm near the house.
Oh, I hear him.
Did you smoke it?
Oh, it's going on site. That's nice shot of you two. 30 seconds.
Oh, you were cooking though. You were high-key cooking.
I was going to suggest we're going to make the A when we have 30 seconds and kill that
guy banana.
Yeah.
I want to be stressful when your whole team dies, huh?
bro this guy killed me
the fucking box with a 5.7
i just gagsed down a armor i guess
one pops me
can someone grenade a grenade for the cause
the grenade a grenade?
yes i need one HE
granata granata
someone give me an HE
oh my god
you're wrong boost
one bottom mid
one out of clear
one out
bottom up
two mid
go go go
i'm so low
what the hell, who do you need
i hear one ult next to him
there's a glock on this body
There's a glock on this body.
Ah, he's got me.
They're going to be there, I think.
One friend banana.
They're going to be there, they're going to be there, they're going to be there.
Oh my god.
That jump's good.
It's five against five.
Can't plant.
Plant.
It's easy.
Did he get you to have the Nade, Mark?
Yes, I did 100, 100, 150, and I sent you to another.
Did you guys get your Nade on banana?
Yeah, I'm seeing three zeros of utility damage on our team, so we're trying again.
Look at me too close, though.
All right, lock him.
Let's make this quick.
All right, guys, I'm going to hold on.
But the joke is fine, this skrrr is what I'm saying, yeah.
I cannot see.
Uh, three banana.
There's a bunch.
Run away, run away, run away.
If I run away, I mean, maybe run away.
Oh, nice.
I hear one still I think one got through on the show
20 feet the pushing B oh my god nice one more two more
this is 2v2 both on site
on site yeah yeah the chicken gave me away
I'm just locked my drink on the floor
That's what you're shitting at, yeah.
I'm taking a deep.
I should have just stuck it, I should have just stuck it, I should have just stuck it.
Oh my god, he was so low, he had 15 health, I haven't paid for it.
Oh, what the heavens.
Um, kind of poor.
Yeah.
Wait, are we flying by or not?
No, let's go.
I got no utils so let's go.
I'm just going to try this around.
Yeah, I have no smoke but I have a flash and then again.
One's mid.
Now we're at 8.
Is that flash banana?
Nice
I'm gonna smoke it
I'm sorry
What the heck?
I thought you could
that's on there? nah, i'm just behind
not mid
get that
i'm a little ghosty
it's just a tanker what is what hb?
on A
he's going long marchescare
oh my god he is the greatest
he's going by B
uh oh
no no no no no no no no
come on it's okay don't stress don't stress
he's one in stress
i did 67 i did 67 i did 67
okay you're forgiven
Oh my god
That was a close one
That was a little bit close
That was stressful
Did anyone want an AK rather than a...
Yeah, I'll have an AK
I'm sorry Tom, if I had known I would have survived it
It's on the ground, it's on...
I already have one
What?
Well, the heck...
That's B flash, that's a lot of B neutral.
Oh, they're in it.
I'm solo.
Ow, I'm going round the church, you can't see.
Stop when we're down, you play the rotate, I missed it.
One coming, one dropped.
3B3, two on site.
I think
Nice
No, you can have it
Are you doing a form?
So when you drop
I can drop on the ground
Oh
What?
Yeah, I think the bomb's probably A, I'm not sure though.
Nice 2v2.
One more around the Eps area.
For sure, I don't want to know.
I don't think so.
Plant it on site, he's on site.
Left on site, someone on the right.
On site, yeah.
I
Just so much better good job 10. Let's grab that mcpenns
Am I deaf it's on the body it's on the body what the hell
I'm going to be sneaky.
He wants an AK.
Do you want an AK now?
No, I just did what I should be putting in jail I think.
Yeah, have an AK instead.
Oh, thank you.
We have a chance of redemption.
Wait a second. Oh, yes, my TDA key.
What?
That's something you don't want to hear.
Angry people mid?
Yeah, angry people banana.
He's already burning, right?
Oh, nice drone.
More mid.
2 on site 3 on site 3 on site
Oh, enemy on site comes over here as well
Nice
Nice, last one
From stalking up right now
Could be Trich
Nice
Good clutch 12
I thought I said barbecue, but maybe I said
I
Really smoke
Lower lower lower lower
Fence, be quiet.
Not shot.
Oh, you should've I suck.
Scythe's right.
Uh, yeah.
Scythe.
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
What is the name where that bomb is at is that deep not default? What is that box called that side of that box I?
can buy
Like the boost box and I wear like if you plan from short side of the box. What is it for default?
In the next time or something then I can use the gun
I'm ok man, make anything and then let's go hit him
I have to
There's a stamp he likes
I'll retake early
Nice, one down, nice
I'll last your balcony
I'll lay out
I'll make your balcony
I'll lay out
I'll make your balcony
I'll make your balcony
I'll make your balcony
Are they out?
No no no, they're not out.
Make sure they're out!
Help me, collapse.
One was burning in there.
Um...
I can walk out first.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
He's boiler.
He's solo.
Nice.
That's done.
Not bad.
No, not you, not you.
An A.G. comes flying from down down and blows up right on my head.
What was it?
What?
Of course it was.
It has to happen at least once per game.
Maybe twice.
Alright guys, this is unusable luckin'.
Oh my god.
Whoa, whoa, why'd you say it?
Why would you say it?
Say what?
What?
Oh my god.
Cool.
say what? what? oh my god
oh? um, okay but drums make me swear in my mouth
holy, I'm gonna say something
I have to say something
I'm having a banana
Yeah
UGH!
With bomb?
Yeah, nothing
One down
Niiiice, that's offer
Good job, Mitsuko.
Yes.
Just that easy, baby.
Just that easy.
All right, are you going to get a chicken or not?
Oh, yeah, I really need the chicken.
Oh, I'm in my promotion match.
Oh, no, don't say that.
I thought it was your promotion match.
No, now I'm in my promotion match, you know what I mean?
I could do one more.
I have food so...
Okay, yeah.
No, I get it.
Just say it.
Unlucky!
Oh no!
What a shame!
Did you get the chicken?
I didn't do that.
No chicken!
I didn't get the chicken.
No chicken!
I didn't get on my job before.
Oh!
Scan.
That was the only reason I played.
Played for the chicken, didn't get the chicken.
So I have to not wait for next week or do I?
week or do I like how does it work next week is it one week from when you it's
um weekly it's a weekly drive reset every Monday
choose what does it reset on the steam thing or is it every week might be
every Tuesday Wednesday or it might be weekly either way there was seven days
every Wednesday I think yeah because the steam service go down Tuesday night
I don't think
Well, thank you for the game guys. Thank you for the game. Yeah, thank you if you want to do another one
Hit me up. I got about three hours until I am locked
Three hours. Yeah
By the nines by the 10s
Hit me up a few hours games
The balance everybody I can do it. I can just leave in the background. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
let me know. Alright, push. Back to Lego legions. Wait.
I'm going to go toilet quick fill up my water bottle and then we're going to lock it in
chat we're going to lock it in where was that Billy those you can finish it real quick where
was that Billy those it was here okay BRB fast real quick the side shape you're gonna be real
Didn't I see the box? I said, no, that's his cousin. That's Basante.
And pretty lady has arrived.
Hi pretty lady.
You want to say good morning?
That was awesome.
I know who it is.
It's in the ground.
Oh my god!
Last time I posted a video and a face mask on somebody said why the f**k does it fit your face so well?
It's really uncanny and it wasn't somebody it was like six people. So here I fit one on even better
How uncanny does it look now? I can't really move my mouth
But it looks like I should be able to move my mouth. Why do servers always show up at the worst time possible?
So I'm in Shibuya right now, and apparently there's this exhibition going on about little
things that make you happy.
So you're like the OCD type and you always check your door.
This basically means that, you know, there's a little bit of happiness when you go back.
And we know that the door is actually shut.
So here you go.
So over here it says you have an unmotivated, lazy kid, and you open the door only to find
up that he's studying really hard.
There's another moment of happiness right there. This one says, yep, you're about to use the toilet and as soon as it's your turn, it's the cleaner that comes out.
There you go. Moment of happiness right here. This is one of the riskiest food hacks I've ever seen. Everybody's saying that a way to get the grease off the
pizza. It's closing up. If it falls on the floor, I'm going to cry if it messes up pizza.
Got it. That makes me so nervous.
Can't it work? Check that out.
What do you need to keep doing?
Getting lighter.
Look at what you did.
Look.
I don't know but I got juice on me.
These ducks got lost in the city, so this guy helped guide them back home.
They're gonna be scared man, man. You can just move to the side and they'll just get it.
Alright, come on, keep going.
Keep going, guys. Keep going.
Come on, go, go, go. Keep going straight.
These are all your ducks?
No, they're hidden in the cemetery trying to get them back to you.
Oh, cool.
Quiet!
This guy decided to strip down his BMW.
Is that legal?
Is that?
No one knows!
It's a firework game!
I got the ladder after practicing!
Now let me run to the spot, man!
Yes, we did!
And we stretched!
I'll take the car and do it again, because I'm scared!
He should have worn his seatbelt.
Do a game with honor. I'm down, bro.
I'm down if he wants to do a game.
If there's any games he wants to game, I'm down.
I'm down.
game she wants the game I'm gonna be him
hey fun fact of the day you know that that was a blade for cutting the top
I'm guessing this didn't go to plan what the fuck I wonder why he's so obsessed with
tubes oh my god look at that tube massive tube we're talking we're talking 12
12.6 to 8.2, I think that is a massive coop.
You're doing great!
You're doing great!
This machine looks like it's straight out the Lorax.
I don't know if it was free or not.
I'm going to sit in the car with my wife.
Yo, it's a truck!
Yeah, it's a pantry!
They finally made a pair of jeans with little pockets.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
The Infinite Pocket Jeans.
This pair of jeans consists of 41 fully functional pockets.
Let's see what these pants can hold.
A wallet, a marker, a fork, a digital camera, a flashlight, a pack of gum, a roll of tape,
a stapler, deodorant, a notebook, a screwdriver, a remote, a phone, keys, notepad, more keys,
Cliers, screwdriver, headphones, a trophy, a hat, glasses, spools of thread, chapstick,
pin cushion, pocket knife, tape measure, eraser, paintbrush, bottle opener, clothespins, sewing
needles, a brush, and Parmesan cheese packets.
Oh my god, can you cue solo with the wind?
Damn.
I feel like the champ has no counters, but maybe I'm just bad.
Yasuo?
Yasuo.
I mean I'm down for Yasuo game, but I might run it down.
I'm gonna be a Taliyah game.
Let's do a Taliyah game.
Is this champ good or bad?
Took me into the city
you
you
you
you
you
even brighter than the moon moon moon
What?
What?
I
Oh my god I'm inting
and whatever it is, it's a little bit insecure
Help defect
So
of
What?
I need like a I need like a pay song oh this is a pay song
Wait, is this a payzone?
I meant to do that, mostly.
RIPP!
Don't throw away
The earth calls and I must
I mean mana I mean mana I mean mana
I think I've learned what I need.
Isn't the owner playing in probably the Jinx elite tournament soon?
Does Bro need some help?
I feel like Brother is gonna...
If I get another Tyler one, I'm sorry, I'm gonna crash out.
He should be practicing that an idiot right now.
Call me nuts.
He should be on the Rift.
He should be on the Rift.
I miss me so many zs
I think there is a shackle here.
Shacko!
Okay, now no TP.
Oh my god.
I think we can be careful for Shaco.
Oh my god, I should have flashed, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
I saw it. Oh my god, man. Lulu frees the wave.
It's fine.
Can I find the Shaco?
Can I find the Shaco?
I tried to block him, I didn't want to ride the wall.
fuck my wave is so dog shit, should have pinged him to profit out
Bro this meld has so much damage.
Oh my god, I'm such a pig, I'm hinting, let me die.
I'm going to get the kill.
Water hit me.
Not bad.
My god.
Dodge it!
I think I need refillable in this lane.
She just pokes me down.
my journey is not yet at an end
I'm just in thing
This Thresh is like faker.
Oh you're dead. Are you dead?
Piss.
Oh my god slurkel
Fuck I really lose my ult to this ginnled I could kill them both ah
Oh my god, I almost had it there.
had it. My ult was coming out. I mean I could have ulted out, but I thought I could ult
in, EQ him, kill him, and then run away. Natinat! Natinat, are you done? Are you done?
How's your carry climb going? Let's have a look, he's probably fucking bronze, let's
Have a look at that fucking freak, I watched him play you now, it looked like he was playing with bin bags on his hands.
70% winner, it's 1KLP, oh my god, look at me, look at me.
Guys, I'm gonna challenge me tomorrow, I've only hit rank 1 50 times, what's my next challenge gonna be?
Am I gonna climb to challenger again? Stay tuned.
Good job.
Stay tuned for the next episode of Ready Rat in solo queue, am I gonna get rank 1 again?
Oh look at me, I'm so good!
Okay, I get it, I get it, okay.
Are you done?
Making me feel bad about myself?
Are you done?
nothing give me a secret to solo queue how do you win
I'm fucking dipped.
This guy does not react.
HAHAHAHA
Fucking hell I don't know what I'm doing
I feel like I'm running around just jacking off because Udyr's farming bot and Yone's farming pop
So I just decided to lane mid and and and and and and and and and I don't know.
I'm losing my technique, I'm losing my whole flow, I can't do the duck sound anymore.
Fucking shit man, I used to do it when I was a kid.
why did i fly off my wall? mods?
take the cannon, take my parting keys, take the stream key
Yeah, take that minion too. Yeah, and that one. Yeah.
Don't go fuck yourself. IRL. In game. Together. Me and you.
Hope you have the best day of your life.
Joe, he just said peace.
Yeah, not nice try.
you do
I'm doing laps
fuck the league rules, we're chasing the singed
I feel like my skill shots are missing, so I'll just note steps.
He's gonna fake you, he's gonna fake you for sure, he's a Shaco main.
That's the real one.
No, I was kidding.
Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Why is this game so hard?
Is someone feeding our team?
Yeah, you know, our sixth death is crazy.
Alright, it's okay, I'll bolt up soon.
I couldn't even W stopwatch he just completely one shot me like
Like VAMON!
Oh my god!
Max-Wing food! Oh my god, GG.
Max-Wing food, Max-Wing.
You win any smites, that's the third smite fight he blasts.
here one shot hello what I feel so useless this game
This Flounder just puts wards down, I will be able to see Shaco with my eyeballs, and
If that happens, then I don't think I'll die.
This is Zodi for taking your farm, Zodi, Zodi.
Can we kill this Singed?
Okay, you can press R and just kill him if you want, but my Q also missed, so you can
judge me too.
feels hard to progress the game because I'm just scared of Shaco
I just push pot, I don't get it.
Do we just play three lanes?
I'm just inting, I'm just inting. I don't know what is happening.
They're like this, oh my save him! Yeah!
Well, I tried to ult the jinnalds to save them, but it didn't even save them, they still died.
Yeah.
Any carry has to...
Yeah, I'm gonna lock in the marksman roll, and I'm going to shoot my bow and arrow and
shoot my gun.
It's a bear with claws, get one popped.
Good job.
Little hit the next is how Drew is going to ban you.
That goes up.
Get the Nexus or your band, guys.
Are you DPM farming?
In Season 16, you're DPM farming?
Uh-uh-uh, I'm gonna have to report you there.
I'm a good summoner.
Nah, I couldn't get my dance off, really.
Fuck, I was gonna kill them in inside bench.
Take this picnic bench for a spin.
They took the picnic bench for a spin. Are you fucking kidding?
No, that noise is awful. Yo, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
So a lot of people have asked why there's holes in my nails.
This is why.
This Canadian was visiting the UK for the first time and couldn't believe the prices of their groceries.
This is certainly one way to watch my videos.
If you're an OG phone watcher you'll know they only now have 10 seconds of that clip
to play it on their phone to farm that video.
Couldn't get the whole thing though could you?
I said that video is lighter.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold the front door phone.
What is this?
Oh look, what do you got when you want to slay?
And then when you want to slay?
That is the end of this video. Are you happy and enjoyed?
He's more he's a better artist than me. What is this?
I'm gonna eat him fast. Let's go. Are we locking?
This is Missing Pain, a League of Legends challenger where professional gamers try and
solve problems that shouldn't exist that they've never seen before.
The challenge is simple, read the note, hop into the game and try and solve whatever is
put in front of you as efficiently and creatively as you can. Which pro will push the limits
of their league IQ and who's getting hit with the ping? Let's find out.
Hi. Alrighty, let's get this.
Build the best round most racer using the provide setup drive ramming around the rift
as fast as you can making sure to follow the path laid out by the wards.
Leaving the track and crossing walls in any ways prohibited.
You may do a single try your left before your final left begins.
Test race time wins.
Oh, I'm pretty decent.
I saw the video.
Fight!
What the fuck?
I have no mouse.
What?
I don't have my driver's license though.
I don't drive that.
I don't have a license.
So I've never operated a steering wheel.
What the fuck?
This is exciting.
This is fun.
OK, let's do this.
Wait, why?
I want to know the controls.
so hard
what the fuck
Okay, I got a trial lap here, yo, what the f-
Okay, okay, down, down, wait I have to go around, I have to go around, go around, go
around, what the f- am I going, yo, keep going bro, why don't you stop.
going come on man run back up and you're going down yeah okay I think I'm gonna
get this better on the next one okay this is a terrible time we don't want
to worry about that we're gonna we're gonna redo this right my brain is fried
after my series I don't know why you guys are making you do this like this is
like learning to drive up right after I had the most stressful freaking time in
my life okay go go go go go you freak where you freaking where am i going where the my
one left my one left go go don't go no bad no bad no bad no bad go down down down
Yo, why'd you cue like that? Don't do that. Wait, yeah, I'm going around here. Go down, you freak!
No, wrong way. Up, boom. Keep going, keep going! Why'd I come to my cue?
Wait, no bad.
What the fuck is that? Why'd you come down?
No bad.
That was way harder than I thought it'd be. My brain was like...
I was trying to drive instead of click the keys to go up and down. I was trying to drive, like, around, you know?
You know, I feel like that's how it should have been, you know, it's like way easy
I can just like go left and right and like all this but it's only left and right. Oh
They didn't secure the wheel it's just wobbling and is this a right path. I don't know if this right path
We pretty hard I mean can if this was stable
Oh go Rannis! Go!
Oh my god no no
Go!
Damn! I should have bundt mashed a lot more that's what I misplayed on
Oh my god there's no cooldown I should have jammed every button to pick on
Best speed or best driver? I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
A ghost.
Shirlia, Q.
Okay, I made it.
Let's go.
I will lock in.
Go.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm going up, I'm going up.
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going down, I'm going down.
Wait, no, back.
Down, down, down.
Up, up, up.
Q, ghost.
something something let's go let's go holy I'm so fast I made it 36 I am much better
I am no longer a sensor in real life they were going
you
you
you
you
you
He's a second-and-a-half down and left with a wide open set of feet.
Linblad was under pressure, he goes to P14.
All the while, Antonelli is slipping further and further,
and his grid slot might get worse than 16th Gasly up to 6th.
Gasly was there in practice, he's there in Q1 once again.
Hülkenberg staring at the exit as it stands.
Hülkenberg taking a very tight line as he comes across the line now and misses out.
Gazzley show pace already in the other Alpine. He's comfortably through bearman is in the pits and has done a superb job as well
Albin still pushing over steering the wall as the wall
I know is that his teammate is close to a q3 appearance this updated car
The album who makes his way up and not papers he needs all of the power that that Mercedes power unit can give him now
Because he was two tenths away from these teammates benchmark on the previous run the checkered flag is out
can help and find something has he got enough energy bro how long is that
the answer is no he only gets to 30 and science is going quicker as well from
tenth so Carlos science comes out of the haze and may well get the Williams
further up personal best for color pinto in the first sector is what he needs
signs his ninth piastry gets to fourth it is gasoline eighth signs in ninth and
bearman watching on to see whether color pinto knocks him out limblad pits and
And we'll not go again after that turn one mistake.
So it's all on Collapinto.
That Alpinus is going to wait.
There's one-tenth in it, and the Alpinus quick now.
We're going to play more of you going to the sleeping test.
Will it be, Bearman? Will it be Collapinto?
We go to the line, and Franco Collapinto gets there.
Here's Lindblad with the lock up.
I'm going to bail out of it, turn one,
and the enormous runoff area there.
Bearman did well to set his lap time when he did and get close.
No, Lindblad.
Just misses out Lawson's effort and not too far away. He's in 12
They have to house
Fish yes, they're very pretend around. Yep. Well, that's what we want people to believe
Yes, or Anna. Why are you?
Well first sector Lando Norris is rapid McLeod is because this track is really OP with spit stream or what?
and turning it up at the end as Russell lays down the benchmark of a 143-7
and we'll see whether the Stappen and Norris can respond to that. Norris is
flying half a second up through two sectors. Where's this coming from? The four
man in qualifying who has taken three out of the last four poles once again
when it comes to Q3 is dialing it up. McLaren haven't looked close to this
performance. First of all, Max Verstappen to the line. Where can he go in his bid for pole position?
He is behind by seven tenths of a second in the end as Norris hits the front on run number one.
Verstappen is eight tenths behind. And the Astry takes it away. What? How? This is where a qualifying
lap can come undone. How tensed is he through there? Now stands on the power. He's one thousand of a
second away from Oscar Piazri, but Russell is flying behind. I think there might have been two
stabs at 16 for Hajar did he slightly get over the top of the curb on the exit so Hajar's effort will
be first and then Russell will respond four minutes to go in Q3. Is this kind of close? No.
Of Isaac Hajar and he is currently in P3 Russell down to fourth needs a big lap Russell finds a
lap and takes provisional pole and now what are we going to see from the Ferraris it's not been an
I mean this track is just engine diff, isn't it?
Oh, it's tapping P8.
How broken are these engines?
for the Red Bull Racing team. Can he get there again?
Hajar does get to P3.
Russell, absolutely rapid, and he's ahead of...
Just permanent bandit, permanent bandit,
Mercedes car permanent bandit, just by the...
His own benchmark, by half a second.
Russell, taking it out of reach.
Yeah, surely that is the poll up.
Everett's got to be fighting for a place on the front row
because there is nearly a second between George
and the man that will start alongside him
for tomorrow's Grand Prix.
What's like Claire looks like it could be him finding time on his own.
That's like he's going.
I think Norris has made a mistake on his lap and will not improve.
You need the track at its best at the end for Stappen.
Look like he was brushing the wall out of 15 in the left hand side of your screen.
Here come the Ferraris, Lewis Hamilton first.
He's a one time winner around this racetrack.
Checkered flag is waving.
Hamilton gets up to sick position.
Can she'll look clear claim the front row?
He's agents back
Max!
The Astri just misses out on taking that front row back like he did on the opening run
What about Max Verstappen? Will he save? He's best until last Verstappen across the line
What?
Only eighth position for a driver we expected to contend for pole position
Absolutely incredible. He did not have the pace across the session. He's ahead of...
Does Hajar's car have a newer engine?
Carlos signs and we've yet to see a color pinto with a representative lap, but George Russell has left the field behind
Just just just spend the Mercedes car and queue up the next race by the way. It's pointless
It's pointless
Oh
There was a yellow in front of max really
really
not going to lie, a lot of people, well I say a lot of people, some people
like to discredit Lando now and then, I think Bro, Lando is a
he's a fucking good driver, he is fucking crazy
He's a crazy driver. He just is
He's got that paceman
For real for real
You're watching LCS tonight, do you think I would stream for nine hours just to end before LCS starts or what are you fucking crazy?
I mean the LCS is a 3-0
I hope, the only thing is, I hope Lyon lose to either of those teams.
Show chill chill
What is this clip is it a clip it is it
I
Show
What
Okay, this is actually a true story because this is Harpoon, right?
Okay, you might be able to find the game, but this guy, we played against him in scrims last year with LR, okay?
I don't remember what team he was on, but we lost, and I remember a couple of games, and I watched them, and I was reviewing the games,
and I actually thought in my head, I didn't say it on stream because I didn't want the LR, like, fans or the cater viewers or anyone's viewers to start dogging on them,
Because I actually thought, is this guy scripting?
Or like, is he, is he, is he like doing some fucking hack or some shit?
Like, has he got some program going on?
Because I remember seeing his movement in some of the teamfights
and I thought, bro, this is completely inhuman what he's doing.
He was accused of cheating when he came to LFL.
really
did you actually get accused of cheating or what the fuck
uh... i what i can't i wish i could it's probably on youtube the series
maybe someone can find it
uh... i don't remember what team it was against that we screamed but he was on
that team
it was on when he was on a spirit shonen we scream them quite a lot
uh... in spring early summer
and it's probably on youtube somewhere and i'm i was convinced this guy was
cheating
so yeah maybe it's there somewhere
gp
Is GP good into Akali?
I feel like it might be in a short lane.
Actually sounds kind of annoying.
Probably I can cook him level 4, maybe actually, I don't know.
In a short lane it sounds annoying.
On top lane I would end him probably.
He played ignite.
I ended the lane already.
Okay, he ignited.
You will not die, scum.
First is another.
An ally has been slain, huh?
You're gonna bleed.
I actually need to not be in the robes.
I need XP in this lane I think.
How do I stop this barrel?
I think I'm going to get ganked right now.
How do I trade into this?
Everyone pays!
Keep your head up and kill him.
It's about to be still in the dying.
Scum!
This lane is tricky.
I think he has to have the freeze Oh my
I should have waited man I had him
chat Zubal, Zubal now
well, I thought I couldn't kill him, cause he has W
but I'm pretty sure GPW is 70 mana, and then E ulted the wave
I don't know, I don't think E cost him, I'm not sure
anyway, he went down to 20 mana, so I thought fuck it, I'm going
so I flash ulted, but I missed my...
I think I missed my Q, and I'm completely into my ult
Everyone pays!
I can't bait out this barrel.
Everyone pays!
Ah, well he has no flash.
I'm gonna need a gank on this guy.
I will soon, but my ult hold on is so long.
Oh my god, that timing is crazy.
Oh my god, I can cook him so hard.
Ah, this timing is so disgusting.
This game is done if I can just chunk him there.
Fuck, I think if I could go back and play this matchup again.
What the fuck?
You're so OP.
I would probably play with Ignite.
Let's have some fun.
I love what I do. My enemies won't.
Maybe I can try something top here.
Or mine to me.
Hmm well, I does he ask does he have cosmic insight
There's a rock on me
Okay, W Jinx.
Is he Cosmic Insider or not?
Fuck how do I tell?
I can't miss my E
Who's TPing with?
What the fuck?
I can't hit him because of the Borsche!
I thought there was a four top
I thought
Disgusting
Dance! Dance the night away
You're so greedy by the way Hackerim it's crazy
Alright
Come on Sadi lock it in
Brain cells activate
What brain cells? Yeah I get it
You're very funny
Where is this guy running?
Broken it exhausts
Bro, why does he turn around just I can go over walls I have a dash you don't need to go around it's better
That I just ult him out of fog
Achoo man
That's probably a cheapy barrel on my head three two
I feel like the vibes are better when I play TF, but chat's gonna be like, no, you can't
play TF because you win and it's boring to watch. Okay, chat, okay.
Don't ask me, I'll never tell, I looked to you as it felled, now you're in my way,
hold on. Sell for a wish, pennies and diamonds for a kiss.
But here's my number!
and many has been slain
nahhh yeah
so here's my number
call me Sally
this guy just does objectives in people's face it's crazy
but how are you not inting
but how is this illegal on any planet
well I'm feeling now I'm in my way
I mean
I kind of ended it, but I didn't want them to get away with that.
Can you WTP on Akali?
I actually don't know.
I'm doing the thing where I fight too much.
I need to farm more
Oh that can kill that guy
8 man
I'm just missing so many minions the waves are always just talk shit I'm inting
It's completely unplayable
My Zahen is not in the game and my Hecarim just clicks on objectives, does them, stands there and then runs away
He doesn't do-
Did I just really chase him or what?
I haven't farmed for like 10 minutes straight
I just don't think I can farm anymore I'm just like I'm just like what's it
called when you lose and you have to keep going
Sun cost fallacy
I'm Sun cost fallacy here it's the only way to fill a game
I just hate my life I didn't even mean to press E. I tried to press W
Okay, put the brakes on just farm. I just don't think I scale very well into them
I feel like Jinx just gets GP ulted, Rakan and Gragas Bombard and he's just dead
I don't know why she's even in river.
Hmm.
I'm level 11.
Hmm.
When I got that triple kill or double kill or whatever, I should have just gone farming.
I was looking for fights.
Greg has his level 15, he's four levels up on me in the sleep.
Drive, drive.
Is she saying the airport?
Okay, I mean that was a really big fight for us.
Okay, that Baron helps a lot because I got XP from it.
The problem is I'm just worried if I go bot now with no TP and it is click on mid, it's
this guy not just dead, I don't get it.
Okay, that just happened.
I'm just dying to air.
Well it's good because they flashed on me at least.
So Jinx doesn't have any threats, I don't care if they flash on me, it's whatever.
I should buy stopwatch though.
They didn't flash on me but they ulted I guess.
Did Jinx flash? No, she didn't. Okay, go bless.
Okay. Playable game. You could get TPed on, care.
Okay, he's here.
Oh my Zahin's getting a lot of XP because he's eating both side lanes.
I need Zonya, it's really bad.
Okay, he took the ult.
Okay, walk up and die.
Did Zerif flash there?
Was that Zerif flash?
I think it was.
I look alone, I'm not afraid of the one.
Your curve has been destroyed.
I think you got him.
I
Will take that
I don't know if you can.
Okay not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
So close to Zonya.
Okay, I've got a lot of buttons to press, so hopefully I don't press them in the wrong sequence.
I don't know why I just TP'd, by the way.
I thought I needed to help the Drake, but...
Maybe I just looked for a pick or what?
I feel like I always need to stay around my jinx, no matter what happens in the game.
Make some space.
If you come on
I keep missing my E.
Can we win?
Oh my god, he just bombed by two people.
Fuck me. They might go Baron here.
Actually Baron is whatever, it's useless anyway, that objective isn't it?
I think they have to click on Baron though.
Okay, didn't click on Baron.
I wanna waste my energy.
of
He had GA and Revive.
Show this Gragas is like Baal's, I don't get it, he's just like fucking dancing on everyone.
Oh, he ain't Baal's.
You ain't him buddy!
Puh, this game was hard man, oh my god, I'm like just running around, just fistfighting
on cooldown and it's either working or it's going horribly wrong.
I guess that fight, I don't know, I had to E out because of the Rakanult.
It's so much shit to dodge
Hit the next set so you're getting banned Jinx don't press dance close
Every time I see a Gregus late game die all I can hear in my head is nahy
Hi!
I mean, I guess we won, all good.
We play for the team.
When does LCS start?
I think we got about one more game in us until the LCS starts.
i would say
hey
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
yo nexus ops gifted one hundred subs
what the fuck yo nexus why gifting a hundred subs
nexus ops
why gifting a hundred subs ber
then minecraft gifted twenty
He said, I have never watched Rogue League, this is Jenny, exciting to watch W. Koshin, but that was five days ago.
Well, well, well, bonus subs have started. What were the subs for? I don't get it.
Yo, Giga Oiler!
I had four hours, someone says in chat.
Yo, next subs, yo, if you go give it a sub say thank you by the way, gentlemen.
Did you see the Baos Saudi Folder, bro, what are you even, what, what, what, what, what
are you even saying?
Bro, Nexus didn't even write anything.
He just dropped 100 subs and then pieced it or what?
The only last time I saw a BIOS clip
was when he accidentally typed into the browser
and he leaked videos looking at fucking vibrators.
Um, can you pick support?
Oh my god, this is crazy. I just want to talk about this real quick. So shout out to friends.
The Lion Esports announces its first LAN since 2020. Oh my god. I played in the Lion Esports
tournament in 2016 and I played against Hans and I played against Caps in Best of Fives.
That's fucking crazy.
That was a stacked ass land back in the day.
I knocked CapSyle in the semifinals and then I lost to Hans-Sama in the finals.
And Hans-Sama was like, I mean he was fucking smurfing.
Crazy throwback.
Crazy throwback.
Man, I wish I could find those games.
I wish those games existed somewhere.
Lion, Esports, Millenium, no not Millenium, it was Renegades vs... fuck I don't remember what
capsis team was called. His team was called Inspire Esports I think or Enigma, I can't remember,
Was it in Lincoln?
I can't find it, bro. I typed it in... I typed it... it's just...
It just shows...
Ah, it's impossible. As soon as I typed in the line, eSports just brings up Inspired's face.
Am I laning vs viego mid with ale of blades and he's got a viego icon as profile?
The pack is used in this.
Welcome.
Dealer.
Niggans has spawned.
and
and
Isn't jungle the most OP champ in the game?
i'm pretty sure chogat jungle is just busted right now
i'm inting
How long is that equal down?
I have the wrong runes I think.
I think I'm getting ganked.
I wasn't getting ganked.
Fuck. Kill him. Niii!
I'm lucky.
Oh, Chogath jungle with two kills.
Oh, he cancelled his base. That's actually fucking huge.
I'm not going to kill him Flash, oh my god, just an open GG
Yeah this game is cooked.
Chogat jungle is so OP.
It's just so broken.
I need to flash the Chogat Q, I don't know yet.
I tried, but I'm too slow.
So, that's all for this video, thanks for watching.
Well, that helps a lot for the game.
Okay, I traded ults for ults, which...
please just up and run
He's grabbed
Achtung, this Caitlyn...
...Scheiße
Holy, these games are hard.
These games are hard, but I get harder.
song doesn't have any pace in it. Oh, yeah. Alright, Caitlyn killed the Viego. I don't
I don't know how, but magic.
Wonderful.
I have ult in 15 seconds.
Caitlyn is question-marking the enemy Kalista.
Sucker!
Sucker!
Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally do I want to ult top and help your rig?
How is that KS bruh she was gonna live on one HP
with some vibes
show you can't die top solo bottle run mid die mid like come on now
some games aren't meant to be i think
Okay, alright, I need to base, open mid and somehow I need to carry this game.
Ha, well, I need to like, ult bot 50 times, put Kalista behind.
We have Caitlyn.
I meant to get ganked though.
Ugh.
OP CHEMP! I've been saying this all day.
Oh my god, he's gonna live.
He has Mikael's, he's gonna hook me in his dreams.
i have ult up in forty seconds
uh... my top is losing, my bot is losing
if i tp'd there i'd die with him
I thought it was going to stay there.
An ally has been slain.
This one's gonna be a hard one to carry.
It's just always a bad fight.
How long am I going to rapid fire, I still need a lot.
I'm doing it.
Nice.
What do you mean LCS in draft yo Zubal?
One more wave, please don't be here Alright, I have my item
I mean I tried to port behind him but this Kalista is just killing everyone
why did I even die too? I thought I ran away and ported, am I stupid?
Did I have that many spears in me?
It's crazy man like go on Thresh he gets Kalista ulted, go on Kalista I get exhausted and then
no one on my team does any damage.
Yeah, it's kind of a checkmate game, isn't it?
They have a winning side lane that's smashing my yard.
And their Kalista Thresh is then in mid lane from 2017-18.
Hmm, well I think I just have to group.
What's Mikael's cooldown?
122 minutes. So as Mikael is on cooldown, right?
They're playing so far back. Hmm, it's almost like they're respecting.
Hmm, I could try port on these healers but maybe even killer is too.
get Caitlyn some gold
We want to take his top tier one, so I'll check the bounty.
But...
Show this...
This Fiora is crazy.
okay well I lost all my magi stacks but this guy this viewer just kind of fucking
fisted me wow she didn't fall for the fake at all my cave and it's got a lot
of gold what is she gonna buy a last whisper you just not die
Okay, nice Alistar you're doing fantastic
I'm just back to potion me. Oh my god, you lived
Well, we tried our hardest I said exhausts
This Alistar is getting so made fun of I'm actually like
Stunned off to how made fun of is getting
True, true 11, look at this, they are dancing on my base and farming, they could have been
hitting the Nexus.
Are we not going to get them all banned here?
Now, like right now, can you ban them, look?
They could end, true!
They could end the game, they are farming us!
Where's the riot police at?
All right, LCS is starting up very soon.
Let me change the title.
LCS Elimination Fly vs. SR Falling from your eyes.
And my teammates were quite useless this game.
Well, well, well, another FlyQuest series.
Don't mind if I, don't, don't mind if I do.
Alright, let's go to the bathroom and get some water.
LCS is still a little bit away.
I don't know when they start their stream, 20 minutes.
You would get a little bit antsy and feel like, this is the first time I've been on
the team.
I'm, I'm, I'm...
I need to do something.
It's like, it's slipping away, you know?
Even though I agree you should be playing for counter engage.
Do you want me to put a video on for you or do you want me to just leave this?
And in those moments like players are so instinctual where it's like yes you were
talking about how you want to play the game but then like a lot of these
engages is just like a video and then you just
what's a good video to watch while I just go I'll only be like five minutes
what's a five minute video you can watch a five minute video
any five minute videos uh a lolly sports video why not
I just released a brand new GoldeneSports video.
There is nothing more satisfying in League of Legends than landing a 5-man ultimate.
It doesn't even really matter which one.
A Pop Blossom from Niko, a Shurima Shuffle from Azir, if you catch all 5 players,
you're probably feeling pretty good about yourself.
My name's Myth and you might know me from my channel where I app about the history of League of Legends.
Today, we're back again looking at some of the best and most ridiculous 5-man
ultimates in pro-play history. Some won games instantly. One, somehow, put 9 people asleep.
For this list we are specifically highlighting as many ultimates as we can, meaning there
will be no repeated champions. If we didn't do this, it would be the Nair, Niko, and Orianna
show.
To get us started, we're going back to a real league classic. It was Hot 6 Champion
summer in 2013. MVP Ozone were up 1-0 against Xenix Blast and Dandy, already considered
one of the best junglers in the world, was on Lee Sin. 41 minutes into the game, he and
Imp had found a flank on Xenix in mid. A varus ult caught bangs Caitlyn and Dandy saw his
chance.
The board hop forward, flashed behind Caitlin and kicked her through the entire team, hitting
all five members and leading to a perfect 5 for nothing ace.
Even the casters said it was the first five man Lee Sin ult they had ever seen and called
it one of the best teamfights they had witnessed.
Never seen a five man Lee Sin ult before.
We're sending a list with this one because it inspired so many Lee Sin players over the
years.
Even if it may not have been quite as ridiculous as some later on this list, it was incredible
to see at the time.
When it comes to 5 man ultimates, there's almost nothing more satisfying to see than
Nars.
It was the grand finals of LEC Winter 2025, game 3 of G2 vs KC.
19 minutes in, KC had a 2000 gold lead and had just secured Drake for immediately turning
on to G2.
Vlad is done scum on with Victor's W, while Targimus knocked 3 more members of G2 airborne
with Rakan.
LeBrob threw his lantern to help Skuman get out.
Skuman took the lantern, but the series of events left an incredible opportunity for
Kanna who was playing nerf.
He flashed in and ulted the entire team, stunning four of them against the wall.
Casey completely wiped G2, taking a five for nothing ace and eventually closing out the
series 3-0.
Just look at his face while this play was happening.
That's the smirk of a man who knows he's about to secure a trophy.
The next play we want to talk about is kind of cheating, because technically it's another
an hour ultimate, but it was not actually used by someone playing NARM. It was during
MSI 2019, SKT vs G2, game 4 of the semi-finals. SKT were already down 5000 gold just 19 minutes
in, trying to protect their tier 1 mid turret while Faker, playing Silas, was making his
way back from base. Mato was recalling, Khan was already half health, and when G2 stepped
up the pressure again, Baker saw his moment.
He instantly stole Nara's ultimate, eat forward, flashed, and hid all 5 members of G2, knocking
the entire team into SKT's turret, allowing them to clean up the fight.
Believe it or not, SKT actually still went on to lose this game, but a five-man ult from
someone who wasn't even playing Nara was such a cool moment that it definitely deserves
a spot on this list.
That was absolutely insane from Faker!
That was the perfect opportunity and he capitalized on it!
Our next five-man ultimate came during one of League's classic rivalries, C9 vs TSM
in the 2015 LCS.
Medios, who at the time was considered one of the best junglers in NA, was playing Sejuani.
But this was the version of Sejuani from her first rework, not the one we have in the game
today.
Instead of her ultimate stunning only the champion it hit and slowing others in the area, it would
stun everyone in the area as long as it hit an enemy champion.
The game was completely even, with C9 looking for a good angle to force a fight.
They started chasing TSM and C he activated Sivir's ult.
Medios then chained Q into Flash before landing his ult for an incredibly hard to avoid engage
that found all 5 members of TSM.
Just like that, an even game wasn't even anymore.
C9 took the lead from that fight and never gave it back, eventually snowballing their
way to the win.
It's a classic one, but C9 vs TSM, Medios on Old Sujuani, and a completely clean Vive
Man Engage made this feel like an auto-include.
We're putting it here on this list because it's such a classic rivalry and features
an Ultimate that's so often forgotten.
This next Ultimate is one you almost never see hit all five players in a professional
game, Keanu's supreme display of talent. It was game 3 of Enkoi vs KC during the 2026
LEC vs. Enkoi had a massive lead, up 9000 gold at 28 minutes with Baron buff on top of that.
Yai and Buzio had just caught Narwen in the jungle and for a moment it looked like KC
might have found a way back in. But Elioya and Keanu was not going to let that happen.
He's gonna pick up everyone and when you talk about talent, supremely displayed, you're
welcome now on Save the Name Hell Yo-ya!
Casey had grouped up for the fight and Aloyoya saw an angle from the crug pit.
He flashed over the wall and landed a 5-man Kiana ult, absolutely devastating the entire
team.
Seeing a 5-man Kiana ultimate like this isn't only satisfying to watch, but also incredibly
Rare plus this play could earn a spot on the list purely for the cast or reaction
Personally I shudder at the thought of how many yone amines were born because of this next play it happened during elfay north
2025 game to maybe we could have played another solo queue game
It's 15 minutes though
Chat you know those games that I play you know my games them in my games
Can you send my games? You know my games?
Finish the video I was watching that. What?
You actually want to finish the video?
Chad, I thought I could do better content. Not that their content is bad, but you know like it's just a chair in a video
Was that better than what I've been doing? I don't get it.
I just need to crush in the rambulance!
In order to warp out, SR had to stay inside Rize's ultimate.
So Quid sent Yone's ult straight through it, hitting the entire team.
Is this a top 10?
Absolutely no one watching.
What is it?
10 times the entire team got caught.
Have they done the faker shockwave final yet?
Or is that number one?
TSM speaker.
That's a 10-man, no?
Or a 9-man?
has to be one of my absolute favorite five and ultimates of all time, but probably not for the
reason you'd expect. It was Gen.G vs TSM at Worlds 2020, and TSM...
Holy throwback! Ruler vs Doublelift! That's fucking chill, by the way.
Gen.G had a slight lead, and both teams are brawling in the mid lane, each of them trying to find an
advantage to push. That's when Speaker, Plain Lilia, saw an incredible opportunity.
Flash in, landed Q on every single member of Gen.G, leading into our ultimate, affecting every-
So, surely there's going to be like something that happens off that, right? This is a winning fight, right?
Three single player.
Oh, Björxen has to flash the wall.
And just- does he kill the grave?
Is he flashing the wall?
I don't know how strong he is.
He's level 16.
Could he flash on an E?
But they weren't ready to react they hesitated and then nothing happened
We're putting this play high in this list as it became one of the most mean plays of all
I think the only person that could do anything is is Bjergsen
I don't know how strong is though like if there's like a flash E auto auto on time Q the the orange is there like a
Is there like there's a double kill here somewhere with Lucian flash
I'm because it wasn't we're for sure
There's a double kill like here if he sees him and he clicks down and he ease here if he flashes now
He could probably one shot two of them at least the most mean
He would go into it, I think he would, it's a worth the second.
Are they in, are they in stealth?
I think the, nah, I think the, the time is right, the all could die.
Like this.
See, this is a good video.
That nine month sleep meme is actually quite brutal.
It's not as bad as you think.
It was really hard to narrow these down and rank them, because every one of these plays were...
Is that T1 Genji, Gumi-Yushi, Sayaka, Rakan, with Keria?
We're just so hyped to see...
Oh no, it's the Bartled!
It's the Bartled!
It's the Bartled!
For this specific spot, we aren't going to have just one 5-man ultimate.
Instead, it's two, which makes it just that much better.
The Double Gallio or what?
Genji 3025 LC Pickup playoffs T1 was playing against HLE.
T1 had amassed a huge 8000 gold lead in 27 minutes and were trying to crack open the base
This was last year
Oh, I remember it
I remember it
It's the peanut crazy moment
Still fully dodging Caitlyn Q and even a charm from Arry
And Peanut played Diana, saw the kind of angle every Diana player dreams about
Time to clean with it.
Ah, I miss peanut bro, just look at his face when he plays the game and he goes in for
aggressive plays.
His whole face just starts shaking.
He fucking locks it.
You see that?
He always did that.
You see that?
He always did that.
He always did that.
He's like, that was really cool guys.
We have to do that maybe twice more.
Chovy, Duro, Canyon, LCK, 20-25.
This is the Bard one, right?
This has to be the Bard one.
The duro barred on five
How is that not number one by the way how fuck that was the birth of the three kilo chocolate
This was in game five
This has to be the five man
22 minutes in Gen.G had a 3000 gold lead and both teams were contesting for a trade with Gen.G
trying to deny T1 from getting to sole point. Karrion and Niko found a pop blossom angle as
always flashing on both Duro and Keen. The entirety of T1 followed up on this, but so did Chokin.
Five-man Shockwave, five-man Bardult, five-man Inconvict.
Oh my gosh, a Cyclone, and they all explode! It is over! As Genji, they'll take a celebratory
dragon and the whole god T1, that is nowhere you want it to be!
He had moved the Orianna ball into the Pop Blossom, and the moment it ended, landed a five-man
Shockwave absolutely devastating T1.
Oh
What what accent is that is that is that irish and if anyone had somehow survived that they would have had to deal with a
Second cyclone immediately after this is one of my all-time favorites because it really would have been for back-to-back
back five-man ultimates if anyone had been left alive after the third so wait
what's number one is it fake or shockwave finds the wall it has to be
it's not BLG on a night our greatest five-man ultimate or ultimates is
absolutely wild it was an auto-include on this list because oh my god is this
off the Camille actually ends up happening in this fight is basically the
polar opposite of what everyone watching expected I think that it perfectly
shows just how height professional league of legends can get it was msi 225
who the fuck was this on the game one the game was totally i think blg
rotating from mid lane wanted to contest but were cut off by a taliyah ult from shanks
despite that on playing niko saw too good of an opportunity to pass up 10 000 on go 10
and on finds them all the emperor will find his mark as well the guardian angel and Tarzan
So that was so underwhelming am I crazy
I'm happy it was a
Did they witness fight?
Yeah, I hope he's dead.
I think he's dead.
That was number one.
They lost.
You had a Frelemore Lord one cleared this.
Everybody watching instantly knew the game was over, but no one expected what would happen next.
AL actually won the fight, trading 3 for 4.
Their recovery after the combo from BLG was incredible.
Bard used both Locket and Redemption on the entire team to mitigate damage,
and after the answer ultimate,
Bin was about to land what could have been a 5-man Jaxy to finish the fight.
But Wukong Cyclone denied him before he could get in.
Such a perfect combo and such an unexpected outcome is just fascinating to watch unfold,
especially with how many things contributed to AL turning it around.
It's at the top of this list because it shows exactly what we love to see in professional League of Legends.
It may not have been the game with the highest stakes for the most absurd mechanical display,
but it illustrates perfectly just because a fight might-
AL. Chat six minutes on the LCS. Give me the links now. I want to play my games.
I want to play my games. You know my games? We got six minutes.
Oh my god, there it is. What? How many sprays to take to empty a bottle of Chanel number five?
1020. Oh my god!
How far is the world record for the longest paper-error plane throw in feats?
I'm not very good at matters. That's better.
It's a world record, so it's got to be quite high.
And they must have thrown it off the top of a mountain as well, because that's just this, right?
So I'm gonna say 4,000 meters.
What?
I can break that record. Are you kidding?
99 meters, that's it. Bro.
How much did the 20 Premier League clubs pay in player wages in the 24-25 season in British Pounds?
I'm going to say there's 20 clubs. I'm going to say they're paying 200 million each. 200 million times 20 is 4 billion.
Not a bad guess!
I can convince myself to predict C9 because...
Next game, next game. I did very good, I did very good there.
If they play at that level, yeah, I can see Loki playing like that.
Loki in that same grade, yeah, he can compete with Quid.
At the 2016 edition, we noticed we found Kometo, Trayton, and Domingo in Cap's captain's team
got knocked out in the semifinals by the team of a certain Kajal.
Kajal then got 3-0 in the finals by Millennium with Hans Summer.
Yeah, I know, okay, I got 3-0 in the finals, so what?
season so I think that that is kind of like the big as a little bit bow hold on
let me look in oh yeah this maps easy
what come on now don't do me like that are you
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, oh my god, I gotta send it
Don't fuck some luck and up we go night night
Come on, Sally, come on, and boom!
Okay, boom, nice, and boom, nice and gentle here, and boom, check point, then, oh my god,
I hit that, I hit that, I hit that, I hit that, I hit that, I hit that, there, oh my god,
wait there wait up the side maybe ah shit man maybe we do a little lob ok top 67% bro
This is why I made these games. This is the this is the whole purpose of it chat links. Oh my god, Krillin. I'm so good at Krillin
Name a country with three syllables English pronunciation name a country with three syllables
Zimbabwe
Name a country without the letter a in its name
I got one
I got Yemen, Mexico, Peru, maybe Yemen kind of cooks.
Name an African country's most spoken language.
What?
I thought there was a language called africans
Name a video game that includes Mario
Paper Mario what that's not super common whether I thought I would be a free win
Name an instrumental airport
It must be a full name
What international airport?
Paris Saint-Germain or some shit
Paris do guard are you fucking kidding? I forgot the name of it
Name a garden tool spatula no
hose pipe? hose pipe, that's pretty good
oh my god, wait!
a nut
what? a bolt?
what? a hose?
name a stock trading term
withdrawal by sell
dip
Not bad! Better than 40% of today's players. Not bad.
What beats rock paper? What beats paper? Fire.
What beats fire? Ground.
What beats ground? Asteroid.
What beats asteroid? Noop.
What beats a nuke?
Cockroaches.
What beats a cockroach?
My foot.
What beats my foot?
My other foot.
What?
That was a good answer.
It was my left foot.
the same foot no I said the other foot I said the other foot what are we
saying
Oh
all the storms are
you
you
you
you
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I really want to highlight them because they have been pretty critical of how much I can
win.
A wine bottle or a wandering albatross.
A wandering albatross is massive.
I couldn't drag it bigger!
A football goal or an enkyolosaurus.
Nah, the enkyolosaurus probably smacks that fucking goal.
What?
is smaller than a goal a 2-2 con or a bluefin tuna now bluefin tuna in that
big is it bomb what Venus or Uranus if it's further from the sun is it smaller
because because Pluto's tiny not Uranus is pretty big though why is there a hole
in it is there a hole in Uranus Venus could be pretty small though everyone
The alarm is about Mars, but Venus kinda chopped, boom.
Ah, f**k, you're close.
Uranus is pretty big.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
Okay, last one, last one, someone's linking me to Food Game.
They know my favorite.
Would you rather eat bunning sausage or Godzilla?
I mean the Godzilla dog looks great, it's not gonna lie.
Alright, let's lock in.
Here we go.
3, 2, 1.
for £4.50 or squid sauteed in vinegar, bro. I'll eat whatever the fuck Joe's got. I ain't no squid.
Correct. A gas station pizza slice or a country fried steak. That shit looks like it's been shit on. Give me the pizza.
A hotdog and vegetables or sausages and bread. Brother, that left one looks so sad, but it's free.
We'll eat that.
A bake at home rolls with raw onions or a custard cream with a kind of diet coke.
Are we?
Surely it's the custard cream.
I'm not eating onion rolls.
A lush red barren pizza or a bacon egg cheese bagel.
Oof, it's only 265 but I gotta go with the bagel.
A chocolate cake with a beer or banana block, bro.
Give me the chocolate cake and beer. What do you mean banana block?
A tasty steak or a...
Bro, give me the tasty steak. It says tasty in it.
Club Lulu sandwich or a chicken pot pie.
Ooh, this is a hard one. No mayo. It's pretty good for me, but I don't know if it's good for the...
I don't know if it's good for normal people. I feel like the right one might be better, but I don't know if people know what a chicken...
Let's go for the chicken pot pie. Come on now.
A Bolognese Pasta or a Pickle Poutine? Bro, give me the pasta. Fuck that.
Ice coffee or a Simoai in Mango Ice Cream? Oh, this is a hard one to end on.
I don't know what a Simoai is. Give me the iced coffee. BOOM! Max Wynn! I know my food!
Max win chat the ads are gonna run out of draft you're gonna stop now you're gonna board ads
until it's firm enough so I'm telling you back to me because
could I see fly quest on my stream generate your number of the day
1, 8, 1, 1, 2, 2, that's a great number by the way.
That is actually a crazy good number, that's gotta be one of the best numbers in the game.
That's what soju wishes his TFT matches through the plug.
Run the gauntlet!
Yeah, congrats to Cryogen.
I think one thing that I really wanted to highlight from F.A.N.T.
Oh, we put queens on the board, yeah.
They lost, so this is going to be a little bit of a cryogen defense, right?
right but this game ended up being really close uh so let's take it's purple winden
this is off of his first back so what and it's going to be bro link a good game link a good game
in the mid lane look top right police whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
to this game all those games were played in okay last one last game last game last game last game
I mean, cross to the crab bro, this is a classic, it's dark blue, this is fucking easy, don't
even test me on this.
What?
What?
It's yellow.
what what it's here is yellow part is blue bomb I shouldn't like blue but I was
too lazy Patrick star he's like a he's like a
Did they change its color?
No!
Shell?
Boom, my turn.
Orange!
No.
No.
No.
No.
I run shut up three, two, one, Zubal.
Okay, crossy.
Yeah, bomb my twin.
Yeah.
Ash ketchup, yeah, that's blue.
Bomb my twin.
Okay, he changed color of his shirt apparently.
PlayStation.
Ehhhhhhh.
It's got to be like a green or something, isn't it?
Isn't it like one of these?
But it's like a... it's like a green.
It's not a dark green.
Is it a darker green?
I feel like it might be like a light blue.
Maybe like that.
What?
It's the same color!
Are you stupid?
Blubbersore?
It's like green on his back, isn't it?
like a dark green.
FASS!
Did they nerf Pokemon?
What is that? What is that? What is that?
Is it looks like it's a thunderbolt yellow?
Who has an orange thunderbolt?
What the fuck happens when zoo strikes people down with orange thunderbolts?
They'll think he's sick. What are you saying?
level 2, level 3, but I think that showing those highlights, if he was around the
mess, I think he has grown a lot of snarls of support and also...
Can you lock in for your biggest hate watch of the year?
Yeah but the fate watch just feels kind of weird now, they ruined it by like
saying something publicly, brother, come here.
Can you not do that after they got knocked out?
Now it looks like I'm a bad guy. Now it looks like I'm a meanie.
do this test okay color blind test show I don't want a full screen one six nine
five two four four five one eight this test is easy by the way one three seven
three eight one eight what there's nothing there am I stupid
Skip. Three. Seven. Seven. Six. There's nothing there again. Oh no wait. One. Four. Six. Generate
report. Come! Normal.
I'm sure there shouldn't be the flip.
I mean last time we played them we two out them so looks like it's the flip yeah.
direct thoughts about Zazel's support?
I think he's pretty solid.
Definitely can't be too complacent against him.
He's definitely up there in terms of like the support gameplay and I respect him a lot.
Zazel! Bro, I fuck with Zazel, I'm not gonna lie.
I think he got dumb dirty when he left C9.
I'm not gonna sit here in the LARP about how he's playing good or bad.
I have no fucking clue.
But I thought Zazel was the dawn in C9.
How's he gone from World Semis to just fucking tier 2 in a year?
I live my day as if there was the last bro is that the chair that they're selling on the internet for
$400 or something who we said that selling that fucking chair was that I remember seeing
the chair it was a hundred teeth 100 thieves Pokemon chair collection and they
open it Pokemon chairs there's $700 it's a fucking like what the fuck
700 dollars!
700 buckaroos!
Called Rick, is he live? I'll let him do his intros and stuff if he wants to.
Mr. Lurd, he's probably yapping to his chat.
Sorry, excuse me, I was at the sneeze.
You better not.
How many NA frogs are in the chat right now?
Type 2 if you're an NA frog, type 1 if you're SEA gang, type 0 if you're EU, and type 4
if you're from like, OCE, South America.
Okay, we got NA gang here.
NA gang.
Yo.
Good news, everyone.
Good news, everyone.
NA gang.
You probably already know this because it's in NA, but they've released The Times for
Worlds.
The times are... where's the times?
PST! Well, well, well! A morning world start for an 8! That's fucking crazy, by the way. That is crazy.
crazy. That is crazy business and it carries on in the main event as well. That is ridiculous.
Who green flagged NA to get great time zones for their games? You wake up in the morning
at 10am, you get worlds until 5pm for a month straight. Isn't that fucking wild? Yo, where's
our time zone at? Why do I keep getting knee pain injury ads? My knees are fine. These
These are horrible Targetedettes. Horrible. Terrible Targetedettes. Terrible.
Well, well, well. Let me fix my mic. Well, well, well, well, well.
What is up, Pedro? Look at us! Who did that? Me and you, same team.
Who would've thought I didn't think I'd ever see you A, watching an LCS match, and B, rooting for Shopify?
Bro, I didn't think I'd end up here as rooting for Shopify either.
Seems the world has some crazy turns planned when you least expect them.
But we are on the same team today.
Okay, I have to admit something, I'm very late to this party.
This FlyQuest drama, which I know, look, you're 30-plus now.
I am.
Drama's above you.
You're 30-plus too, you are right.
But I'm still deep in drama. I'm waiting for 40 to get over drama. Okay, so you're like 30 plus plus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but I need I need to say something
I need to get this off my chest early and then we can talk all about leaf
Yeah, okay
Don't cut me don't cut me off
But you're my most watched streamer you are my most watched streamer this year
You are the only reason I keep up with any competitive league and I and I say that genuinely
It's not like if you weren't around I'd be watching some other broadcasts. I think you have really good co-streams
I watch almost every night. I'm falling asleep to LPL or LCK or whatever
I think you do a great job and I feel like I feel like that what they said was fucked up
And I apologize was five months ago. Whatever I need you to hear the positive side because it's so great at your job
I was expecting a butt somewhere in there. Holy fuck. Thank you. I appreciate. No, I just I
I- I meant to- I- I got-
Because I got caught up all on the drama like today
So I was- I got angry and then over my anger within this man of like two hours
Yeah, it was ages ago and there was no need for like meet the clap back
So I never like made a video or clap back ever. I just kind of like let it see it whatever it is
But then- but we- but we fucking hate him! He'd shit and die!
Sorry, go ahead
Oh my god, an opportunity- an opportunity spawned five months later
it's like the circle the tables turned you smell me yeah so now I put my I put
my stuff on the table now you know I mean and like I don't know about you
position yeah go ahead I don't know about you but if someone like comes at you
or you have drama whatever you know sometimes because you've hit you've
been 30 now like the big three is in front of your age you feel like you know
what I'll let it slide you know it's I should be mature about the situation I
shouldn't really get sucked into it is it really worth like starting a shit storm
But if there's ever an opportunity to be the most petty motherfucker on the planet, I am I am I will spawn on the spot
So yeah, I thought I was and it's all in good. It's all in good fun. It's fair
Okay, and all I want is to see a 3-0 shopfire rebellion beats fly quest is ass and they have a good time in Cancun
What's wrong with that? Oh, you're like you're like singing the stars to me right now. Wait, are you guys locked cancun minimum?
We are locked. Yeah, yeah, yeah cancun minimum and we have to win today and tomorrow against lion
To make it to worlds. Well today might be a good day
Look, let's just worry about today
Like what's looking awful last week
Well, we also were a bit shaky, but I don't know if you know that was zinni's first ever game five ever
okay was he nervous yeah he was crazy nervous he bought the wrong he bought
uh what's it called a manna a manna a tear instead of a dorren's ring wrong
shit okay well so stressed zinni is it was the goat in challenge in channel
create he was fucking he was skit so so he hopefully he's been skit so for your
team because he can fuck some shit up today I think he's been way more nervous
and there's been like a learning curve coming to LCS but sometimes he looks
insane other times yeah but he's gonna he went crazy game four and five he'll
go crazy I'm fucking here for it I really am if Shopify managed to pull
the series off. Brows playing solo key today. You should have seen me. I was flying. Counter
strike. I was absolutely completely demolishing. I'm diamond one already in a day. You're
diamond one. Yes, sir. Okay, that's actually pretty good. It's kind of a pyslo. But wait,
you're going to say that to someone who's peaked plan. When's are you doing another
I am doing mid.
So are we like climbing down the ladder this time then or what?
It's a race against my friend Slime in mid to see who gets gold first.
So it's not even a ladder anymore, it's literally just a slide.
To see who gets gold first, what are you going to play mid?
You play a MooMoo jungle, you don't even know how to last hit.
What what what mid laner is there? I mean actually I can give you some free tip. What I'm muted. What the fuck I'm muted
back. Is there a key button? Hello? Hello hello? When did I mute? I didn't know. I was gonna say what are you gonna play mid?
I play Lissandra. You play Lissandra mid? Do you know what the last is? No, no no no.
Okay.
No, no, no.
So your whole plan is to like go in there, dump your load, and just hope for the best.
Yeah, Flash W. Well, you set up the little TP thing, right?
She has the little TP, so I flash W, I dump my load, and then I do the little TP out.
And then I let my team figure it out.
And it's not my problem anymore.
I dump my load.
As you said, coach.
There's better champs than that if you want to dump loads and just pray for the best.
Let me introduce you to Miles Ahar.
Have you heard of Miles Ahar?
yeah the thing is the malzahar has like a his load is like an arrow and I need my
load to be like an explosion because if you click the wrong person as malzahar
you gg this so you just wanted all over the screen yeah yeah I want I want like
a moon room bro you don't have to think about it you just need as many people in
the load range as possible yeah and the center is probably the bottom best then
but I will say malzahar level five onwards you press two buttons and you
You can run away from your lane and you'll get every last hit.
Wait, what?
Two buns.
You're E and you're W and your little minions will just kill the whole wave and you can
just...
So who do you play the most?
I play TF, you know TF?
Lady, like you're smiling.
That's my champ.
Is that your TF impression?
Yep.
I know every line.
Feeling blue.
Give me the line again.
Thorn red.
I feel like...
Are you trying to get in deeper?
Are you trying to get any deeper?
No, I've got a deep voice, right?
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of deep, yeah.
Yeah?
Do you know any lines of the move?
I don't have any, Fred.
No, I think that's just you on a sad Saturday evening.
That doesn't sound like a move.
OK.
All right.
Maybe just walking on the game here.
So here we go.
Is there a coach on the left?
I don't even think they want.
Yeah, that's Gamante.
That's one of our assistant coaches.
I dropped them off a bunch of watches. I got them all like some green watches
Yeah, I got them all watches to flex because we got top eight
With our team listen there damn top eight
Yeah, we got top in the LCS problem
That's pretty fucking fire you must have given them some big-ass watches
Let me guess they're all fucking casios
No, no, they were G-Shox
Hold on let me just catch myself up on the LCS regular seasons. Do you guys finish eighth place in the regular season?
So in the last split we finished sixth place. We beat Dig and DSG.
Aha, yeah I see. And then in summer you finished sixth place again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were seen in the last show.
Do you get targeted ads on your browser about knee pain and bad posture and like anti-aging
cream?
No.
All of my targeted ads
Okay, so you're in the same boat
It's on stuff. Yeah, you're actually bolding I
Don't know I had a dream that I ran my hand through my hair and all of it fell out and then I woke up
And is still there, but I thought that I might be like my I think my mind might be ahead of my body
I see so you're like getting future visions
Yes, I think so. I think I'm getting vision. Did you see any seeing like trees burning in those visions or like
Shopify like lifting a trophy in it
It was it was the bodies of fly quest descending to hell screaming for me to pick them up
And I spit back in game right?
And I was bald. Yeah in game. Okay. W. All right
Well, maybe your vision is gonna come true. Maybe by the end of the series will be bald and you'll win
Maybe it's a trade-off. When I shaved my head, I started winning more games.
Do you ever miss it? Do you ever think I might go back?
You've been bald, right?
Yeah, I've been bald.
Actually, sometimes I miss it, because when you put your head on the pillow when you're bald, it's actually just the coziest feeling in the world, I think.
Or in the shower. It actually feels more comfortable.
And it feels cool to rub the back of your head.
Yeah.
I like it. It's just that it when I look back at the pictures, I don't like that part. No,
if I was perceived. No, my head shape was demonic. Pokemon used to make fun of it. You
look like you look like a convict and I think that's just aura. I feel like when you're when
you're bald, you just look more tough. You smell me? Yeah, I think there's like an intimidation.
Well I think this is media because in most media, bald people are evil or smart.
True. Yeah, like evil bald people.
You're right. Why do they make all the evil people bald?
What about Professor X?
That's what it's smart. It's evil or smart.
Ah, you're right actually. What the fuck?
Walter? Yeah, true.
Johnny...no, that's something else.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean he's something he's got adjectives give me a prediction three of like what I mean
what 3-1 shopify 3-1 shopify 3-3
Oh, I'll forgive you since you've been live for so many hours. Well, no, I'll just test
you there. I'll just test you that I was like a part of me me when I like party. You know
So that side's gone now. 99% repaking control by just pure logic and analytical mind and
just a cold, calm, clean prediction into 3-1, it's a 3-1 chopper fight.
I never thought I'd see the day I'm cheering for chopper fight, this is actually crazy.
Like I'm really on your side right now.
If you know those games where they're like agree, slightly agree, heavily disagree with
the cup, I threw the cup at the wall and smashed it on the agree side.
You're strongly, strongly agree.
Yes.
I guess on that note, when we win this game, I know you got some friends online, who do you root for?
Bro, if you guys win this game, I'm here for the miracle run.
Okay, okay, I'm actually here for the miracle run.
I mean, I do fuck with, you know, Inspired, he's European, but I feel like if I get through the series and it's a win, I feel attached now, you know?
Well, yeah, we had a crazy end to last series.
You saw that clip?
I saw that clip of you, yeah, I didn't see the series, but I know you were very swept.
Feels good to reverse sweep.
That's probably like the peak League of Legends possibilities in the world.
We had the most NA week possible.
The week before we lost with Elder, Baron, and Soul, and then the next week we lost on
an Elder Flip.
Is that unlucky?
Or is that just bad?
I think it's just bad.
I don't think there's many excuses to what the f-
Oh, who are these analysts?
Who are these analysts?
I'm not told now, but even-
Who the hell's Discord?
Why is Wumpus' dumbass voting?
This is just the wall of frauds, Ludwig.
Just ignore it.
This is just a fraud check.
Flowers!
You guys know you're screwed because you're going for the death...
It's so fraud that they asked a flyquest creator their prediction.
Where's the Shopify prediction?
Where's your Hunza?
Where are their predictions?
Yeah, where's my prediction?
That's a good point.
maybe too biased
who's discord is that? FlyQuest discord or what?
must be
that feels like almost everyone says we're going to lose this
and FlyQuest used to be
the best team but like why did they fall apart you know?
FlyQuest
well they had inspired
and they lost him and they lost
Because Inspired is a free hack to top 2 in the LCS, because you'll micromanage everyone, control 5 PCs at the same time with his mouth, and he'll play brilliant.
So, now they've lost their, like, you know, like the claw they eye or whatever in your brain, which is gone now, they have to research them for themselves.
You should have heard Inspired's voice comes from the last weekend.
He literally said, after a teamfight to his mid laner,
my victory is running the whole fucking game down.
He talks like that?
Yeah, he just says it, bro, it's crazy.
Word for word, he just said, you're just fucking inting me down here.
And then his mid laner tried to explain,
and as he was explaining and apologizing,
he said it again over him.
It was crazy.
Is that your European core?
It's the most Eastern European goms in the whole fucking world.
Can I get your facecam for me?
Yes, yes, actually hold up
They work dude, I love Zazel
Bro Zazel's been to a world semi-final
Yeah
He played on a team called C9 and they got to a world semi and lost to Fnatic
but
That tournament it was 2018. They beat one of the Korean teams 3-0 and that Korean team had some pretty strong players on it
Wait, how do I get to you?
Wait, let me just...
Let me just crop you.
Wait, is my mic louder for you? Is it a little quiet now?
Yeah, it's better now. Turn it on on my side.
Oh, look at us! I've never done a dual co-stream before.
This is crazy. Wait, have you never, ever?
long time ago
i'm asking questions here i i'm in the backseat
commentator
because i i'm
i'm a
mechanically bottlenecked platinum and
mechanically bottlenecked is that just a really complicated way of saying
talk shit
no it's just it's my and thirty one you know it's like you lose some ability
the mechs like my brain is there like i have the idea
so when i think thirty one is over for me and just in the moumou camp
well
you have some muscle when when when did you start playing like how you
agree
uh... i was
probably like fifteen sixteen
see i started at twenty nine
i guess i played like a little bit
my friend used to play in high school and i i had a mac so i couldn't play with
it
and then because i couldn't play i got mad so i used to make fun of them for
And you play who's actually evil person you play on his laptop laptop on his belly with the trackpad
So you're telling me there was a point in time where if you ever had a time machine and went back
You could have agreed to him playing a league played with him and gone pro in the game
100% yes 100%
My guy actually wait what was a little pro and
Sorry, patch word of this thing. You're a pro in Smash you're gonna say right?
Yeah, yeah
Let's focus on the draft here because apparently
Okay, I've been listening to the Shopify, but we have a podcast
And by Demonte's own words our draft is kind of dog shit first to be honest
So as real first pick means karma, so they're gonna go as for karma to three
So you pay Lucian million to it. It's kind of like an even trade
This is just full trading bot lane. The only difference is Jarvan is kind of broken.
Picked ADC. It's like literally the most picked in LCS. Is that the same in other divisions and other leagues?
A little bit. It's like I think in LCS it's for sure a million times more
prio, but like Ezreal Karma is the biggest brain off because you just throw dodgeball skill shots at
them for 10 minutes and you get a CS lead. And you just push prio. You just get prio, so you're a
jungler, can play the game wherever he wants. So you just get bot prio. That's kind of how Ezreal
karma works if you don't get ahead on s real karma you're just in you're just in
the
but some some teams pick like jarvin here they pick like rice here zindra
ooh is zinnia good Akali they could go to Ali or lock yeah he's a good and bad
every time lock does lock this is the new champ though yeah yeah new champ
No clue, I've never seen him.
Complete assassin, absolute one-shot demon.
Crazy champ, very high skill ceiling.
If he's mechanically really good on assassins, this is his ballpark, bro.
Who's like a copperjack?
Uh...Casics?
He's like a mixture of...
Akali, Echo and Kazakhs kind of.
He just kind of goes in, does a shit ton of damage, and he can maybe live because he has some escape.
TF-Ban, TF-Ban is a top laner, right? So they're probably looking NAR blind, I guess.
Jason, TF are out, so NAR blind picks really OP. So now, D'Amato should know they want NAR.
He could ban NAR now and make their blind pick top harder, or he could ban a jungler.
They could ban Vayne here as well, and blind NAR on 4 if they want.
I don't really know what the champs these players are, but like Kennen, NAR, Vayne, or Kennen broken.
So they banned Vayne, so they just said we banned Jace, we won NAR, they banned TF, we won NAR.
Now we banned Vayne, we really won NAR. Now this FlyQuest ban NAR is the question.
Game of chicken.
Looking good for you though, I think. If Zinni is good on Locke, I think the left side is pretty nice.
They banned NAR. Alright, you won the game of chicken
Why is NAR so like that?
Why does he get so much attention?
It's just an OP blind pick. It's just a really easy champ to just pick and not get countered too hard
So it's all about avoiding the counter pick. Is that why so many people do like the
What do you call it? Where it's like a 50-50? Like this could be tops, could be jungles, could be mid?
Yeah, they flexed that shit. This Cassante pick I think is terrible. If catgoss is good, like Gwen, this is awful.
Because playing Cassante, can't engage, but it's really good at soaking damage.
But FlyQuest have three champs that are poke and you just can't engage on them. So now they have four champs.
Yeah, this is just completely doomed for top lane. So your last picking jungle, which if I had Ludwig on my team,
I would last big jungle for you. I would give you the biggest counter ever
But I don't know if contracts is gonna get a lot of value out of jungle less bigger. This is kind of wild
What was the difference of even picking
They probably thought that a lot of the Cassante counters are out and fudge doesn't have a count to Cassante himself
We'll fleece in blind
I mean, I don't know what the last pick here is, bro. I would just pick fucking
Wukong and hope for the best. I don't even know if that's gonna win the game
Cho'Gath jungle, maybe actually. Could kind of cook. Yeah, I think Nefiri, Cho'Gath, Wukong is probably like the angle
Now Poppy into Ezreal, Karma Syndra is the most unplayable champ in the game
Pention?
Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, so the Pention pick based you this means, Zinni you're carrying this game alone and I'll help you
chat the ad to zinni
Zinni is probably the one to back us up
if you sub now you'll get asked next 30 days
I have the sub to think about it
so your comp is really good at clicking on the side lanes
and getting kills
their comp is really good at clicking on dragons
and stacking dragons
so
yeah zinni and contracts need the 2v5 this game
when you look at a draft
you always make an analysis of like
how easy it is to win
to win, what the win condition is. How right are you? Like when you look at the results
of the game, you have a general feeling, like you're probably feeling right now who won
the draft. How often does that come to fruition?
Most games, yeah, I would say. Most games I can kind of guess who's going to win, but
both drafts are conditional, right? Like both sides of this draft are winnable. Like draft
in the first three games of Fearless is 50-50 most of the time, unless someone does some
really good drafting. But like FlyQuest is easier, and I think the easier comp tends
to win, right? Like FlyQuest can just sit there, scale, click on dragons, and they don't
have to think too much. Tropify have to like, you guys have to like fucking Pantheon ult
on Syndra, you have to like get Zed Rude ahead. Fudge has to like go even against Gwyn, and
so it's not like unwinnable, it's just a bit harder, you know what I mean?
It does feel in elimination games especially that people are less willing to be risky,
and if you play a team comp that requires you to win your lane and take larger risks,
Doesn't always happen. Yeah, I mean your flight has three winning lanes here. So they're just
But you never know maybe must do like trolls level one. Maybe fucking quad
Doesn't have a trade, you know, sometimes one mistake or one good play to swing it
I saw this on a hundred percent of the game you've won you've you've played a lot of so you've won those games are unwinnable
You know going down so well you but solo queue there's no like there's always an idiot and I feel like in solo queue
You pick on the idiot and I don't know if that happens in pro games
But like somebody's inting and it's just okay work with the strong people to pick on the idiot
Look at the exact same in pro. It's it's it's really it's the exact same
You find the weak spot and you target it and I can tell you if I'm Shopify the weak spot this game is quad
I'm gonna fucking send it on a shadow and cool down
and then for
Fly the weak spot they see is budge. And so they're just gonna start diving top
No, they're never gonna click top there
This Gwen just beats Cassante in isolation unless contracts everyone to go back to think about this way right Gwen as a champ
Wins on me on against Cassante the whole game
There's no count to play unless you're like the best case for Cassante as he goes even so if Panty on presses our top and kills the Gwen
Cassante doesn't suddenly start winning. He's just gonna get a Ruby crystal and Gwen just needs a bit more time
But if you get the lock ahead you can actually like progress the game
You know what I mean?
Right.
So, they're both gonna kind of leave top.
Yeah, top will probably just be 1v1 unless contracts is board.
When was the last time you played a league game?
Not too long ago, I did a CS marathon and I played...
We played a game of League to relax from Counter-Strike.
To relax.
It was way more fun. Like it was so much more fun to play a league game than it was a counter-fragment.
League is actually fun. The problem with league is you need to do it in periods.
Like you need like maybe a month or two months a year, you'll think you know what, actually feel like grinding league and you'll grind it
and at first you'll be like, wow this is great, and then after like a month you'll be like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself
so I'm gonna stop playing for now. And maybe that feeling comes back in like two months, three months.
You see Jinxie quit? Jinxie quit? Why, he told me two days ago he was getting gold or a plato or whatever.
I think he's fake quit, but I think he got really frustrated playing and rage quit and then came back.
But I think it's been stressful. I don't think it's fun to play League on Stream.
Yeah, playing League on Stream is rough. I mean, it's just backseat central. It's crazy.
Do you get it because you're better than 99.9% of your chat?
Yeah, but my chat knows that they would have hit that skill shot.
They wouldn't have missed that hit.
They would have caught that kill.
They always know.
My chat knows everything.
Yeah, they're really good.
They seem to like, in almost every single discipline in life, be an expert.
Yeah, they know how to diagnose me.
Apparently I've got some diseases that need to be checked out.
Apparently they're told.
What do you have, wait what do you have?
I mean many times I've been told I have a brain disease and I should check it out but
I don't know how qualified Chad is to the doctor.
Pretty qualified, I mean there's 40,000 people telling you that, you gotta listen.
Bro, you guys had a draft remake and a pause.
But you guys are good in the long series right?
Yeah, wait what do you mean by that?
like the longer the day goes on the more you're like a saying you know you just you just have like
20 episodes of the fight where you're just getting bodied by the boss and then like the power of
the same hits and you just absorb their strength no no you just don't take the all around
Zinni's only had one game five ever you still never see bought the wrong item
look at ghost he had ghosts on rise have you ever actually have you ever had it where like you're
On a stage, and I'm asking this is like a meme, I'm genuinely curious. Have you ever had it where you're like on a stage, and there maybe there's like 5, 10,000 people in the crowd, and you're competitively like competing in a game?
For any game, even if it's just a streamer tournament.
I think the, yeah, I've had it, I did a... I guess the most recent would be the Tyler 1 show, Machetevo.
It wasn't that nice, it was like 10,000. It's maybe 1,000, 2,000.
Oh yeah, I was watching that. Isn't that like the coolest thing ever? I think it's so fucking cool.
Yeah, it's awesome. It's awesome. And there are for sure nerves. It's actually like why I think video games are so cool because it's so hard to get that I think in normal life, like the feeling of your heart pounding in your chest and feeling your tongue.
Yeah.
And it's like you need to execute this and have ideas.
Physically hold on like you can get that in like a solo queue game.
But, but yeah, I think the stage doesn't answer it quite quickly.
We gotta do that with League bro. You gotta do it one day with League. Also check this replay and just look at what your coach has did and tell me if the series is winnable or not.
That's a good fake out but honestly...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. It gets worse.
Are they gonna show the next part? He actually grabs the fist of the next coach instead of fist bumping him.
He goes for fist bump again.
No watch, it gets worse.
Actually that's kinda good by the way. I think he kinda cooked him.
Paper beats rock. Yeah. Yeah, he lost that. Oh, you're right. Actually, he kind of to be woman. They're not gonna lie
That's a good start to the series. That was a really good start. The Monday the month is gonna build for those situations
When he when things get hard he gets harder would you say?
Exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean part of the Shopify training course is they bring you up to Canada
And then you just have to meet with a bunch of execs
Just back to back to back and that's that's the kind of shit you have to do in those meetings
Rock eats, you know scissors
paper he's vibing he sees clip farming is vibing fly quest opposing the top
winner has tech issues that he needed to change how long until we kick
actually look at this a great start I know I'm not I don't want to be it'll
probably be like five minutes I don't want to be that guy but I swear to go
if one team has like tech issues and the players tilted like this being like I
don't know my mouse sense is wrong I don't know this thing isn't working they
They play 10% worse than lane 100%
Cause it's even if it actually is perfect, it's in their head, right?
Yeah, it's in their head, man
It cooks you for 10 minutes straight in the game
So he just went to some time matchup
What?
Round glasses equals cable or what?
No, he's got the haircut too?
I mean, it's better than mine, I'll give him that
I would say he's kinda instead of...
You have a stronger jaw
Oh yeah?
He's handsome, he's handsome for sure
Actually, I shouldn't do that, I'm 30
You ever catch yourself doing something and you're like fuck I'm dirty
Yeah, I army crawled on stream yesterday, and I've had a rug burn for two days
And then I looked at the clip and I was like why'd I do that?
Right keep seeing this GG easy song I'm going fuck
You want to do a duel later, let me know
I do okay on the
No, no, do wet on the song. Yeah, it might be a monitor. Yeah, you can't say that
You know what impresses me about it because a lot of people make fun of the song the way she says
Furkin is like I don't even I can't even imitate
She hits like a syllable that doesn't exist in English. Yeah
I fuck me what you're saying
It's like a I don't know. There's just some words
But when you say them it feels good. So like if you say bubbles or like it sounds good
It just rolls off nicely or like it's like cushion cushion
That's a very good
Some words just
Yeah, some words are ass
Slop
tough slops good summer soft like ouchie ouchie is like a weak word ouchie
i'm okay with moist there's like a big hate trend for it but i think it's fine
I
Bro this look how high is cherish what the hell
He's a good boss here. Oh, I'm so reclined right now. Oh, it's the most legendary hate watch
But also love watch at the same time. This is crazy
I feel really cozy so when you stream like 12 hours
Do you go like have you seen the Sun today? Like are you did you walk? Yeah? I started a kid. Check your steps right now. I
have okay
Why are we stepping?
Are we gonna step shame? Let's just say let's just both look at our steps right now and say no
How I check my steps
You have an iPhone or
It was great, shout out to Razz, hell yeah brother
It fit, so as you can see, we're bringing a sub-student
Well I walked from the bed to the PC, put it up the stream
I went to the toilet twice, I went to the kitchen once, twice to let my water
I think we should just rip it out
And I would say the kitchen and bedroom are around 20 steps away
So if I do some quick math, I would say I have a solid maybe 200 steps today
We're just trying to make sure it's done
Here we go, here we go
Not bad
I went from emerald one to diamond one
That's a lot of days do you get steps in or do you just get steps in Valheim like how's that work?
Actually, I was playing Valheim yesterday. That's fucking crazy. I was grinding the shit out of Valheim. I got like
I went out two days ago or something or three days ago. I saw Connor
That was the joke.
Oh yeah?
He was in London. I walked to get food.
How's he doing?
He's doing good.
He was actually
10 minutes from my house
walking distance.
Did he make you eat ice cream?
No.
Is that a...
You look so proud of yourself
When he comes to LA, he makes me ice cream every day, like 6-7 days in a row.
What kind of ice cream?
Any kind.
He's like a machine that's only fed by cream based products.
So he just, he likes some, he just spends his day eating cream?
When he travels, yes.
Specifically when he travels and then when he's home he only salads because he's not like he's you know, he's in shape
But I gained 10 pounds when he visited me
We just ice creaming every day
What kind of ice cream I
Go for
I'm just a cookie dough. I'm a boy at heart.
Oh, you're talking Ben and Jerry's?
No, no, no, no, no, no. There's a few in LA.
Salt and Straw is my favorite joint.
Were you the one that broke the monitor?
Or was Jenny's in LA too?
Okay, so we're talking in these fresh ice cream.
We're not just walking to get a fucking frozen tub
and putting it in the freezer.
No, no, no, no. Fresh, fresh, fresh.
Every time it's fresh.
I've just been told while we've been yanking
They actually just unplugged his monitor took it away and just plug the same one back in
That's kind of awesome. I wonder if he caught on to it
Okay, there we go open up your stream real quick. I mean, maybe I'm being told lies here
Someone just said I opened Ludwig's stream and you look tiny probably what we say what do you mean?
Small you do a kind of tiny
You got a crop you got a crop it and then with me a bit like I did that to you
Because we can't sell me like that. I
Was
Like a third like a like an eighth of the room I'm waiting for the game to start to see where I can because I don't know
Where it'll be right now. They'll be they'll be they'll be space on the corners
What's what room are you when there's nothing around you?
You're in like a closet?
I'm in a basement. I'm in a basement. I'm in my in-laws.
No, no, no.
In a basement?
Yeah.
It's the same monitor. They haven't changed it.
You're telling me they took the monitor on, took the monitor off,
ran around in circles with it, and put it back on.
Wouldn't they do some fucking Etsy? Which made magic or what?
I'm gonna...
What are we doing?
The series is lost for a flight quest, by the way.
They like the referees are hate watching them now too. That's crazy
We get sorry yes, right
What's up? What is what is going on in your shirt? What is?
Well, I caught a second at that. That was this was the most ready-faced I was in my life. That was crazy
smile and you open your eyes who is winning the series so far well
technology I'm playing some actually this Sunday I'm doing ranked five Tyler
and Dante's who called into the big leagues I guess yeah what role you're
playing. I might try mid but I think, well good luck. Is Galio not just a free champ?
Is Galio not just for braindead idiots to just slowly farm and then occasionally hit
R when your teammate does something dumb? I mean yeah but I mean in Lee you can't teamkill
but if you have Tyler and Don, that's your team and you're mid lane I can guarantee we
might have the first League of Legends team kill ever in existence. But Galio is kind of
easier. It's kind of easy. Just make sure the enemy mid is AP and you'll do it. May
be okay. I would play a couple games in practice with him because his cooldown reduces passive
cooldown which is quite important. Well, well, well. Here we are at. We're in it. Yeah,
was passives pretty fucking face roll.
He boy two time playoff MVP in LCS.
Yeah, he was in EU as well. He was on a team called misfits. He was actually not bad.
That was eight years ago.
He has been around for a while.
So what is that camera? Bottom, bottom, middle, bottom, right?
Bro, you're all over my screen.
That's, that's me and that's Rob.
I hope Rob, you're doing your vacation.
Bro, did you watch his clip?
Did you want to keep this clip of him when he was reacting?
He was like, no, no!
He's actually a really wonderful owner.
Yeah, he's awesome, that guy.
Yeah, because he's so into it.
He's a very nice guy.
Okay, I'm not sure why Lucian is exhaust, but...
Maybe he's gonna dash into a scene where...
Exhaust is good, no? Isn't it broken?
Yeah, but Ezreal takes exhaust because Lucian, Pention, Locke, that's a lot of like dashing in.
But he's against Ezreal's Syndra Karma, which is a lot of range, and normally lane barrier is really good for AD carries, because they can barrier and trade against champs like Ezreal Karma is really good.
But now he has exhaust, so I'm just gonna, like I have a little mini-game in my head, when is he gonna press that exhaust button, because I have no idea when he's gonna press that exhaust button.
So when it's range, you usually barrier to last longer, and when they're gonna dive on you, you exhaust to live the dive.
He has an headache area in most cases
Because he can use it in lane to trade a bit. But yeah, you have you low key have three losing lanes. This is
This might be a bleed out. The contract's gonna start cooking soon
Well, then you say that we
Isn't middle. Oh god
Isn't mid the winning lane?
Well, it's not the winning lane is the win condition for sure. The lane is fine. It's like not winning
It's kind of hard sin risk kind of will be but fudge just needs to not
I was like, such a...
Well, not exactly the...
That's bad.
Is that... but that's... fine, right?
We're supposed to lose that.
Ludwig, I could put you on Cassante in the first four levels and you wouldn't die to a Gwen.
But I also would have 17 CS.
When you wouldn't have 17 CS, you wouldn't.
I mean, the matchup's hard, but level four...
Ooh!
The last snip is the deadliest.
Is that just Gwenda's true damage?
Minut3. I think he was really greedy on the level 2 trade.
Uh, well, yes, but not much this early on, I'm pretty sure.
Well, okay, so, but Contracts ignores top, we're only worried about mid.
What about two? Can we win bot?
Uh, I mean, when, when, yeah, I mean, you can...
No, no.
I mean, Cassante dying, it's not the end of the world, right? It's not the end of the world, right?
It's playable maybe like maybe now this is the thing right what happens Gwen killed the Cassante that sucks
Gwen needed something needs to go as even as possible now
Contracts might have to invest his time to bail out fudge to get him to a semi even state and not invest time into his winning
You know like a lot
So that he can just even play the game because otherwise he can't play the game and he's just useless
Yeah, because now all of a sudden Cassante might be that much is the worst thing that could happen
But, if contracts dies and loses his flash and gets nothing, then we can just boot up the CS lobby until next game.
Okay, I have this feeling that in LCS, it's never truly over. I mean, I lost a game with Elder, Soul and Baron.
Baron is that the same do you think in other leagues as well like do you watch an LCK game and it's if someone has a
3k gold lead its raps
Or is this an LCS exclusive phenomenon?
There was a team
In the LCK who had a almost 15,000 gold lead
and they lost
in a pretty important series
It's like 35 40 minutes. They lost 15k gold lead
But I'm not a lie the Asheville Carmalane is kind of it's not cooking super hard so
Man teams throw
This year I've seen every region throw 10 plus K goalies on cool down on the spawn
Yeah, it does feel like that happens more often
which
Feels like it shouldn't be the case like I feel like people should be more locked than ever
But maybe that's just fearless
No, it's just objective bounties are fucking OP and teams sometimes just choke it
I see people say this and I feel the same about it Baron feels kind of fake like it feels like
Baron you get maybe like what?
One to five K gold. Maybe like absolute me not not even five. I feel like it's like
3k maybe
So Baron used to give each person 300 gold and you kill it so you get 1500 gold. Now it gives
150 gold per person on the Baron kill. So it's 750 gold to kill Baron. So if you don't get any towers with it
It's like a kill and a half two kills. It's just the problem with Baron is the experience it gives you
But yeah, Baron kind of it's not that good now. If you get a kill in a tower, it's probably fine to give Baron
You're Atacon. What a crazy period of time.
It's on
Bro, Atacan was such a good objective because it made it so teams have to run it down.
You have to run it down no matter what
I call it just farming
So insane
Yeah
Everyone hated it and now I feel like a lot of people miss it
I hated it because I liked farming and I felt like I couldn't farm
I felt like there was always an objective that I had to go team by that
Yeah, it's like Dragon, Grubbs, Dragon, Harold, Dragon, Atacan
Yeah
Couldn't breathe
You miss this mine to get permanent. I like what your team's doing though. This is great. This position is fucking good for you
They swapped into going sneaky lanes walk. Yeah
So now Gwen's homeless for the next minute
Not bad, but they're gonna put their bot lane top soon, so you only get like a minute of free time, but it's good
And they just do this is this like standard every team does this just for grubs
Yeah, well, no, it's good for grabs
But you could also do it if you hate the lanes like Lucian here could push top really hard and base and run bot
Because he knows they're basing in winning top and you could just mismatch for like the next five minutes
But we can't go for long right because you need to get your lane quest
Yeah, lane quest is kind of mickey mouse. It's not the end of the world
Really? Yeah, lane quest is not that big of a deal. I think from bot lane. It's not that big of a deal for top lane
it's
I mean pro player doesn't really matter in solo queue it's important but in pro player it doesn't matter
But here's a big fight your zinni can kind of cook maybe
This is this is like you guys need to win this next like three minutes sequence
on the grubs
I'll tell you zinni's a demon. You got set up. He just needs to be competent. Yeah
Lee Sin's in a queue. He plays better with B-boy
Yeah, Lee Sin. He got one. Doesn't matter
Nice! That was good. That was good. We got two grubs. Yeah. We should use exhaust.
This is good. This is... they're really swap worked. If you sometimes... I don't know if
you have like a pen on your PC, but if you just like pretend that top lane gold lead doesn't
exist
Yeah
A lot of people will join the stream and they'll be like, oh you're down one cake old it's it's over
Buddy far from over let me fix it right now actually
Okay, Zinni's down 20 cs which has me worried
Yeah, why he down so much it's like a crazy must be down
yeah it's a hard matchup all your lanes are behind your lanes are losing
but your lanes are supposed to lose I suppose I'm waiting for contracts
to press this R button this is like Lee Sin has no flash, Eschel has to exhaust
maybe he can lane game bot here or like Pantheon ult on Karm or something
that you guys need a kill soon
Yeah, so it should be able to champion this game. You don't know what they do. I don't know what any
champ does. I just press the R button as a move. I have like a general threat level in my head of
like how scared I should be of them. But I don't know what they like. I couldn't tell you what.
I know Pantheon flies in, but I don't know what Pantheon's E does.
That is more than a couple of minion waves along with that first blood that he got
catching fight by surprise
That is he puts up a shield and he can't take damage from that direction
basically
Wait?
No, this fight was kinda cool
I mean it wasn't for the accidental death from
No, I rate that actually
Me and Mumu, me Flash ult in, me win fight or me die
This is the first role
I think it's the only reason I was
Oh, okay
Yeah, Gakko took the Flash away as well
We lost Flash and we lost our Pantion Art
So it would have been a 3 to 2
Yeah
In exchange for one Flash from
Rebellion there in the fight like that goes if they managed to get gackos. I mean, I mean you traded flashes and you lost panting
So it's kind of
Could just like let him flash and not flash
Are you like a kind of guy when you watch like a league game or like I don't know
You know, I know you watch baseball sometimes or like football or whatever you like giga backsie
Yeah, yeah the whole time but then if it works like I'm super hindsight oriented
So like if they fail to play it was a horrible play, but if the play worked it was a great plan
bro welcome to kosher me that's exactly that's exactly that's the fuck
that's that's the ticket it's my favorite thing going to an English pub with
the world cups on and all the punters are screaming shoot you fucking pussy yeah
then they shoot the miss and then they go what a shit shot and they go when they
miss that was I literally was like I was like MF is one of the worst chance ever
What a horrible pick and then MF won the game and I go a fantastic pick probably done it better myself
Just that's what casting is as well. You just twist you just twisted a bit
Bro this game is is anyone in this game, bro. I'm convinced you and
You in jungle would again slowly bleeding first, we're just slowly bleeding a little bit
Yeah, I mean they picked three wing lanes and they clicked on dragon so far
So they're I'm confused on the wincon because they they are getting dragons and they're winning the lanes
I don't really know how we get our way
Do we have a nice Pantheon contract needed or needs to run mid and kill the Syndra somehow on any timer but he hasn't done it once yet
It is hard to dive, I find
Yeah, but you can kill the Syndra pretty easily if you bait or even flash on her
Because if Syndra dies, then Zinni can just run around the whole map like a psychopath
Right
So the winnings can't win
Yeah, brother if I'm here and fly quest 3o and stop fire just AFT every game. I'm gonna crash out
I'm gonna go to office, and I'm gonna take away their watches. I'm gonna put them at the wrong time
I'm gonna change the time. I'm gonna get one of those watches. That's too far. That's too far
You know that's no one's gonna stop me and I'm gonna eat ice cream and fucking leave the empty pub on the desk
That's and then it's gonna and then it's gonna get liquid it's gonna pool and it's gonna make a mess
It's gonna go moldy.
Fiddle, we're gonna win this series.
Okay, I'm here for it.
The thing about Shopify Rebellion is that they never look like they're gonna win, and then they win.
You could just stop after the first sentence.
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
We're still in, aren't we?
We were top 8 every single split this season.
That's better than some teams nearly see, not gonna lie.
Do we win teamfights?
Lost for Tones, we finished 9th.
You're already better than us.
I miss Lost for Tones.
For real.
For real, for real.
Take me back.
Actually don't, actually do.
with them but not right now there's just a little bit too much on the line for the
teams to be willing to have a team fight we surely win right as we do have a
minute on the line I mean yeah like was keyboard's break maybe
the objective that I use as the great demander of blood
I hate British people too much
Yo, what are you up to this is a bro this game is unplayable like Shopify need to
stop fucking doing something bro like they're gonna fight this Herald Zinni
doesn't even have an item yet he's fucking homeless hopefully he just bases
buy his item now. Listen, I'm on your side, but I would never like this.
Look, I think E-boy is a great, E-boy and Fudge, very confident. In contrast, in fact,
most of the team very confident, so they'll make a high-risk decision and it will pay off.
You know what you need? You must do on S-roll to E in on a mid-wave and just fucking int it,
Because he might do that.
If he presses E button on a wave while your team's around and dies, the game is won.
Like he's like a good player who knows not to press E because that's their escape option, right?
Yeah, but players, you know, they get in a flow state, they get cocky.
A lot of good players still do that.
It's not as uncommon as you think.
What I'm gonna say is like all out if this game goes to where it continues you need to like up
You need to increase that paypal balance right now and start making some fucking trades
You know about the Brian Scalabrini
LeBron James argument
In basketball there's this player Brian Scalabrini he's like a bench player he averaged maybe two
and a half points a game in his career
And
And and so some people make fun of him and he would say, you know, I'm closer to LeBron James than you are to me
It's like an average
Even like to me saying I'm close to faker than you kind of
Well, and that's what I'm wondering. Do you think the worst
professional league player is closer to like faker Chovy or whoever you want to say is the best then
You know, the best solo queue player is
To the worst pro player
I can tell you, some of the best solo queue players could clear a pro player on the spot.
It depends which pro player they can go.
You hit Challenger, I think you can play in tier 2 pro league probably.
You just need to have like 5 brain cells and some fucking communication.
That does seem to be the biggest difference, Manger, between the ability to be a pro and not, is your communication skills.
Yeah.
Wait, hold up.
Contracts pathing is the most disgusting thing ever.
ever is he gonna die you did kind of do it like like he clicked the objective in
the light right yeah it's paying on fucking controller don't get out by the
please okay I mean they're gonna lose trade for this though and they're gonna
have soul points like us so I mean come see comes out yeah come see comes out
If any will get some gold top, I mean, with that argument like, oh my god Vivo, he tried to exhaust him there but he didn't get it off, like Baos was challenger almost every year, but he wasn't like a high challenger, sometimes he was, but he was like 55% win rate maybe the best, his champion pool was terrible, he's never played pro play before, and he was competing in tier 1 within a year, I mean actually he was starting to get competitive,
just a bit of time and you can use quite good. Yeah. Every clip I saw of him was him running
through his opponent's base for like 70 minutes and his opponent is chasing him. And then
that one song would play like...
He's literally very healthy.
It's locked dead.
Oh here comes the top dive maybe. Please kill this Syndra.
It's such a jungle brain, isn't it, when you see a red buff, though?
Ah, gosh, let me just finish this red real quick, hold up.
This could be the first opening. No flash on Syndra now, um, and especially in a side lane.
Oh my gosh, that is the, uh, the first opening here to-
Karma! No. Oh god, the game might be decided in the next 30 seconds.
Yeah, this is like a- going with my TBM, oh shit.
...set up on that vulnerable Syndra here.
Woo-woo-woo! Okay, so the way this game works now is, you guys have had 20 minutes to do something, and you haven't done anything.
So now you have four more minutes left on the clock to do something.
It's either fight the strike and lose the game,
or do something now.
You've had 20 minutes with all your flashes up, right?
I mean, it's not...
It's pretty winning, I think, because they have like a good range champ, you know, so it's kind of useful.
Right?
That's big damage, B-Boy.
As you'll dash in on mid-wave, see?
There's the calling!
It misses almost every shot.
See now there's a mental thing you know now muscle won't do that again fuck if you could kill it there
Now it seemed like oh shit. I shouldn't do that again
Not a lot of your Lucian is really strong soon when he gets his next item he's gonna base for doing it's infinity
It's gonna really cook them
Can you believe a tower hasn't died yet?
First tower for your gold
There's gonna be a soul before a tower tower dies
That's crazy
I think game one's gonna be very slow and then the other games are gonna go much quicker and it goes
Yeah, and you guys like a bloody team you fight a lot
Well the good news is they have two towers at a one HP and Lucian is almost completely broken
Lucian's gonna press B right now and he's gonna say to his team guys. I'm completely OP
Just please protect me.
He should be as OP as Ezreal though.
Nice, stronger.
Is his power spike bigger than Ezreal's?
Yeah, he does more DPS for sure, but Ezreal just does more poke.
Come on, Nick. Please give it to me. Two minutes, please.
I will sleep like a baby tonight if the series is a win
Okay, B-boy is your everything now is any
You know that meme like fucking the guy looking at the girl and the other girl walking past whatever
We're looking at me now. It's any big fucking nothing
Yeah
Yes, 25. Yes, you did get a tower though. There's some plates
Also not
Looks like the JJK character. Yeah, he does
I forgot his name, but yeah, he does
With around 20 to 30 seconds
Yeah
Okay, that's two things are played for oh my god syndrome flash here. We go. This is the syndra kill, baby
Why the TPM Cassante reporting
Okay, all good.
Nice! That's a free drake. Better late than never.
About time you showed up with that Pantheon ult.
I've been waiting forever for that.
Good news, he did wait 21 minutes.
Yeah, bro, you had me edged there.
Listen, good news, Gwen to be top, yeah?
So Gwen's top, no TP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, okay, it's whatever.
Doesn't matter. They're top, mid, and bot tower all on one plate, so it's whatever.
But she can't come to fight the dragons
I mean she can she can right click the dragon furious here right now, but she's late
You know what I mean, right? So your team could go in here. They could sniff they have a number
It looks like we're going in yeah, yeah, oh my god, but
She's not going to go in here now seems like you're too slow nice e from the pentium. What is that?
Lisa doing is he reported
back right back off to regroup with the rest of fly quest true shot barrage clip
contract nobody else kid are we really have control kind of even but they have
poke they even use the city doesn't have all time yet that's the problem I think
your team they're trying to stall for the fucking local
about 10 seconds 15 seconds
oh good my little yeah why is he walking to a point oh my god it's
Is it cooked? It looks kind of cooked. Oh my god exhaust!
I kicked in his mouth!
It's cooked, it's cooked.
Is it cooked, Zinny? Let him cook!
Come on now, Zinny! Come on now, Zinny!
Y'all come on now, Zinny!
Finish!
Feast! Feast!
You missed your skill shot, it's okay!
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
Zinny do something! Cook!
He has to run me to them somehow.
Yes, he has to try to run me to them somehow. He has to.
He has no choice and he missed his Q's though
Can't you maybe pick and solve?
You go for it, he's probably dead
And then Zinni can poke some crazy shit
They have good wards though, they have good wards
Zinni, Zinni speak to me, they have Gwen W
This is unplayable surely
What?
Okay, okay, okay, you still have a chance
Yeah, yeah, yeah elder fight get woodwigs a moment a picket that's might steal also on three towers standing all on the map
The problem is you lost every flesh in the game
Be avoid cannot
I mean contracts
I feel like contracts went in, or he had no follow-up.
Yeah, I mean he felt pressured, I think, to do something.
If he waited like a couple seconds for Locke and Kasanpe to land when he went in, they could have really cooked.
Fuck, if FlyQuest is getting an apology buff or what, like what is this, are we king?
Kepeta?
Just one, not over yet.
He's Burved, man, he's Burved.
The Q onto...
Okay, Zinni's big now, Zinni's strong now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean ocean souls useless if you want pops them, right?
The problem is you have no flashes and leech in a slash. So if that's LR cajun on leeching that leeching is getting kicked into five people
And what are they gonna for Baron fight?
Am I crazy? Who cares? Givin' Baron? Still the game down? Wait four minutes?
Boom. Oh yeah, givin' Baron, givin' the apartment keys, givin' the elder drake, givin' the units
just gonna open up the game to ending and we will be going to give them the
watches
ooh, Ocean's all with a death dance on the Leason 2
they're gonna be pretty hard to take down Griffin
getting on a tired death dance on the Leason 2
the longer the game goes, the more ahead you get, the more defensive items you get
you know what I mean? you get like GA or IZoneas
so if Locke has to play against defensive items, he can't be one of the people
Okay, your Ben's running takes the rest of the caution.
Wait.
Zazel!
Oh, that's a horrible kick.
Why is he pressing ZOOT?
Okay.
heading over to the Baron. Yeah, let me tell you with that that in Ocean Soul you feel immortal.
Does contracts have a visa for those crots? Why is he in Narnia?
He does not take us there. We're just going to give the Baron.
It's fine guys, we'll fight the dragon. We've been doing that for 20, 60 minutes.
He's going to get the Baron and we'll fight him just trying to get a cross map here.
You ever had that game where you're like, oh it's fine guys, we'll fight the next one.
If they could dream pick up the game, then they're in their nexus with the DEBUS.
I know they're saving their right kicks for next game
So I know they're still holding their uh spike
We're all building a chest at this game
Oh
I used to be the other thing versus Gotham chest, I mean, what do you want?
But we'll see if you're shop, I don't remember
Yeah, and it's also
I remember that
But you need to just gave it was ranked you was just farming my LP and a note to like to
Damage with the majority of my only game is not the last two years
So as real I now actually a little bit on Griffin to carry like to
Randwin should be better
He's still kind of homeless. He just built like a hut.
Right, Zinni has Seekers Armguard.
Yeah.
So he can go all in, Seekers Armguard, and he's got seven stacks right there.
Yeah, I mean, he's flanking. I'm not sure what he's flanking, but he's flanking something.
Maybe he's at Seekers.
He's gonna flank the grave right now.
Oh my god, the movement! He's clean.
Now look at there's a TV ward, really deep in enemy jungle, if like was click backwards
but I don't think they're going to, oh it's this guy, it's Junker.
Okay I feel like, Damonte, you need to call him up right now and say, we're completely AFK
and we're shooting our pants, so let's just play full scaling.
Yeah, they are there, yeah they are there, but you will have set up on the drake, but if I'm the
montanex game, I'm picking Ornn, Unara, Lulu, Luukong, that's it, and I'm scaling every game,
because like Pantheon doesn't really scale, Loth doesn't really scale if the game's okay.
Can I say some shit? I think we're dead, that's about 27% of games in the regular season, but
they won't go after it off an elder shield, so just do that. You look to your left, you look to your
right you just tell your friends we're an elder dragon team okay yeah the first 30 minutes of
this game don't matter if we are an elder dragon we're gonna steal it and then we're gonna win
this game you ever seen the movie the other guys at the beginning with a rock and simulil
jackson jump off that building and say aim for the bush and let's put our hair on the one
I'm just watching them take mid in here by thinking of the bet.
That's fine.
Look at the barf-fire we have.
Yeah, I mean it's good, you're right.
It's playable.
Let's put 2-3, get that on it.
And the cheeseburger.
And the lobster.
And, okay, we'll add more as Shopify gets a better position.
Okay, VPN, and an ice cream, and maybe we'll add- oh wait a minute, Blink and you'll miss it.
Oh my god, as you're eating criminal, I fucking missed.
Oh my god, that's an angry Grunt. That is the most useless angry Grunt I've ever seen.
Oh wait, Grunt's dead, Grunt's dead.
No, he's not.
He's dead though.
Let's add, let's make it 100 subs.
Let's make it 2 of the subs.
Maybe 1k subs.
They add 1k subs.
VIP and Q.
Maybe we'll also add, um...
Seekers on guard.
Mod me in your channel.
Flash out.
And your win trade means chess can games.
Try to go!
And you'll give me ownership of the SES spot.
Wait, Lee Sin died.
that fans shut down credit over the guy they can't get over who has killed
and and pencil to that 4v3 here on the map and they are you and run boy the
main the nexus of stop what's happening in the game for the last 20 minutes
chasing out there's any as contracts out into a grant to get towards his base
as Gatgo's does get another snip snip on a contract here from the bottom land of
picture in picture it's over
I just hope their GM is opening up the flight to the site
it was our first trio last week
I mean I've seen a team lose to the elder baron and dragon before
Dragon before
Well, well
Mickey Mouse
It's a big cheese!
Yeah, I mean the fight was playable, but...
Inspired said something in their comms last week when they lost in the LCS.
He said something like, if we use our hands, we can win.
I feel like that applies here a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, at this point they just used their feet when I was able to play.
You haven't helped us when you helped me in Grandmaster.
That's true.
How about one more?
Gakko's dead.
Open solo.
Open solo.
What is Gwyn? What the fuck is Gwyn?
I can't, it's Gainball's slow key cooking breath.
It doesn't make sense, you push down a speed like a, like a, like a, like a sponge bomb.
Like a salt to keep bears out and nobody can touch it. I don't understand it.
That's exactly what it is. It's some fucking voodoo witch magic. Go in his immune. Disgusting champ. Yeah, Convillicook from draft
Flyquests literally have to do nothing jack off, eat ice creams, lane, and the game's won
I do feel like sometimes it is best for your draft to be as braindead as possible
Yeah, sir
Goes back in the days and Mumu MF
Dude, I personally decided to let StoneHell back in the game
All right, maybe I'll win something. Maybe I'll win in chess
Maybe you may be yep boot up
Boot it up
Oh, I have a question for you
Because you're a professor Ludwig actual question because I was I was brainstorming today
You're like you're like the goat of YouTube so I did a YouTube video yesterday
And the YouTube video hit I think it's almost like I think it's like 850k right now
Oh, it's a great video. It's your recap of worlds your thoughts on worlds
Yeah, but that has double the views of my LEC and LCK finals, but it has more than both them combined
Why what a fucking that happened? Is it like is it the W? Is it because it's shorter? Is it because I got giga RNG'd?
No, I think I
Think it's because it's different
Like because most of your videos are cut-ups of your streams, but this was this was not on stream, right?
No, it was upstream
Yeah, I think I think that makes it like especially you know like you're offering your insight and you're also different
When you're recording
Offstream and on stream. I think people appreciate that and they like hearing your unfiltered thoughts
So it's actually just a content
Yeah, like I think if you were to do offline videos people would be interested
it because I think they just like I think you have a lot of thoughts in your
brains that they want to hear about and and it's like a really condensed
version of it because you probably say those same thoughts in a stream but
maybe over the course of like 10 hours of watching LPL and you know if
somebody's like imagine they're at work and they have lunch and they're like oh
you know I'm kind of excited for worlds let me just watch this K-doll video boom
all of it's right there it's all K-doll's thoughts
yeah I should add more often because normally when I play when I was coaching
All I do is just eat go afk and just kind of just sit in my car chair
You know what I mean? You could you could do it like all the time people be super interested in you know
Actually some more off-stream scripted me also whatever
You're right. They don't even have to be scripted. I'm not even scripted. You know what I mean?
But like sure sure like thought out. Yeah
But no, I watch and I thought I was a great video
because like I'm excited for worlds but like I don't keep up like you keep up
yeah I don't know LPL's fourth seed going into worlds and how well they'll
fare so I'll remake the video when Shopify take a third seed when not if
when when when when okay what's your head when this series starts when
I got banned in Chess.Condo.
We can play. I just got a temporary suspension. I think it works. My name is Cajal99.
I got a warning.
What did you type?
I broke the violations apparently. I don't know where it popped up to the day.
up to the day what do you want to do three to five oh I'm trying to see what
my highest rating is probably rapping
hmm let's do a little either five or actually I can do a five three five
three five three let's do five three is that your profile picture that's your
profile it's me he has a picture of me in high school I've had this account for
15 years.
Wait, why do you have a gem next to your name?
Diamond member, what does that mean?
Uh, it means that I get to review all of my matches with their new AI software. Have you seen it?
No, I haven't. You can review this one afterwards, buddy. Just tell me you're paying to win.
It's a little bit of a win.
Oh.
Wait, I remember exactly how you play. We play the Alpen.
The what? The Alps?
I'm not doing the Alpin right now though.
Doing the Dutch, which I shouldn't have done this in the second.
Holy look at that ball right in the middle.
Okay, I'm full locked in, no chats reading.
Have you been playing chess?
No, I don't think so.
No, I've been watching it though.
What have you been watching?
Your chess on length.
Because if you're watching Onepixel and Jinxy play, I don't think you've gotten better at chess, I'll say that.
Hey, don't bash oner. He knows what he's doing. He cooks his moves. He knows his wingons castle queen side
That's a queen side. That's his biggest tip good tip
Wait, I so hard to think with
Three two one
Agro interesting that is agro
I think I do
No rush there's no need to rush in this world
Mm-hmm, yeah, that's what I expected you to do just castle keep it simple already already castled
You paying attention?
Yeah, I see the vision. Yeah
That'll protect. Mm-hmm. Okay, we're gonna be a bitch basically
Okay, wait, wait, wait, yeah, what, why did you do that?
Do you think you take me for a fool Ludwig?
No, I think you're good at this game.
Hello?
Whoa.
Mama broken 85?
Let's hear it.
That's her mom.
Check.
Absolutely.
That was so foolish.
For any other thing, is your mom?
Hey, guys.
Check.
That's the peanut butter?
That was so foolish.
No.
Well, well, well.
It looks like you might not be winning anything today.
She's so nice.
Okay, let's not get too hurtful
It's not GG yet I
Could still win maybe no
He takes a while to think because he actually thinks before he moves so I can be about time
Who is Henry the Hoover?
Don't worry about it, buddy.
No!
He's a fool. He's actually a fool. He's actually a fool! I knew it!
He'll dig his own grave. Just give him enough time.
It's okay.
Why is there a banana cream?
I have you baffled.
I have you nervous.
This is what Zinni felt like, minute three into lane.
He does nothing?
Oh no.
He hopes that I'm an attack on the queen.
It's okay.
Force check.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the LCS playoffs here in our last week in the Riot
No!
Oh that was crazy, that was crazy.
Fuck, they're in draft, they're in draft, how do we pause the game, can you pause it?
and win on an elder. That's the playboy. So in the end, they're actually-
Fuck, they're in draft, they're in draft. How do we pause the game? Can you pause it?
Fuck, no we can't- I can't pause. Can I pause it? No we can't pause it.
Can I pause it? You- you focus theater.
It's okay, I can- I can- I can- I can end you in in three. I have checkmate in three.
I would I would rather beat you than watch my team win
Whoa, whoa, whoa, GG. What do you mean GG? No GG, buddy
are you trolling? what do you mean am I trolling? just accept the draw let's go into draft
I
You got lucky
This is where you resign
Check
That's not me
Oh, he moved.
I can...
Okay, it's best at 3 anyway.
Just know it's best at 3. Oh my god, that AI.
You're just like Shopify.
Well, I didn't want a giga stomp you because then you're going to be 0-4 today.
BUT!
Now, minimum you're 3-1. Minimum.
Hold up, I'm not going 0.
Minimum.
Shopify's winning today.
I mean, they picked Kalista Renata, so you better have a good answer here, buddy.
I wanna see like a Varus, Niko, MF, Niko, MF, Niko here would be great, if all got just the same.
What about, what's wrong with this, Zyra Khan?
I mean, it's teamfight scaling, low key. Low key, it's teamfight scaling.
I see the vision, go down 20 CS, and then teamfight, that's kinda the plan so far.
They just like picked one of the strongest bot lanes in the game and your bot lane basically said
Let's just pick a losing matchup in scale
Isn't that low key not that bad of an idea in Fearless though because then next time we can pick the champs group
I mean the counters to Kalista run after Kalista run after Kalista are kind of off-mental already
But I can give you some cope Kalista
I've seen a lot of Kalista's get a 5k gold lead and then die on a mid wave and the game's over on the spot because you make a couple of mistakes on Kalista and your game's over so we're hate watching muscle in this game, just take a seat.
We will be there for the downfall.
Should be this first Ornn of the summer.
I mean I could put you on Ornn this game and I think it's winnable.
Ornn is broke, if you ever do top lane challenge just pick Ornn. That champ's broken.
It's like Malfight on steroids.
And he's all seems confusing.
Doesn't he do the thing where he upgrades your gear like Hephaestus, the Greek god?
Yes, yes he did.
I wouldn't be able to talk to you about the Greek gods.
But he does upgrade your gear, is that what the Hephaestus does?
Yeah, Hephaestus made like, he made Zeus's lightning, he made the hammer.
He upgraded Zeus's lightning?
Yeah, he made the lightning spear for him, and like beside his tried inks.
So that guy, he's like the OG then or what?
They will fake his fuck without him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so they're all frauds compared to Hifestas.
That guy's completely carrying.
Poppy-Ban.
Poppy-Ban.
Poppy-Ban. They're gonna pick Nefiri on 4.
Nefiri's so good.
Yeah, I think the fairies are broken like they should be patched. I mean poppy and wukong are banned
It's too big counters in a theory
I think I would just bend the theory if I'm far here in the school day actually Cho'gath's open
I wouldn't bend the theory let them have it wait
Wait the draft is so winnable right now if they pick the theory on 4
Have you seen the Cho'gath jungle the jungle
No, I've never seen it. Well, yeah, I've seen it but not in pro play bro. You would you would love a jungle
I swear. You could add that to your pool.
It's jungle.
It's jungle.
He's chugged out jungle.
Is he good?
Yeah, he's really good.
I would put a jungle in the game here.
Cause he just what? He just scales off his own camps?
Yeah, he just scales and he's OP as hell.
And he eats every dragon on the spot.
I tried Nassas jungle.
Uh-huh.
Didn't work out.
Nassas jungle.
Wait, this is the best fire angle in the world, how is Vi open?
Wait, why do you say it's the best fire angle in the world?
Because Vi's eye, I reckon, Rumble is the most, like, brain dead R button, push on someone in the kill,
and they have Kiana, which is like the squishiest jungler in the game.
That Kiana...
...and every now and then I just press his R to follow up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They need a good mage now, maybe.
Yeah, need a good mage here, need a good mage.
What's he gonna go to the pool?
I think Victor Ben is he going Aurora? Aurora would kind of slam here, but
Orianna's open. Ari maybe? A bit hard there, Xylas. But Xylas is kind of bad
in their gems. I feel like Ari or Aurora or Taliyah. Wait, you guys
into Kalista Kiera, bro. This game is winnable. This game is really winnable.
Orianna's Ben, they didn't see that. I like the Galio though. Kind of counts as a lot of the engage.
I think this is really winnable. This is like you have a lot of buttons to press you just got to press them
Yeah
You guys are just so all we have to do is pick one opponent and everybody presses are at the same time and then we wait and then we press
Then we repeat that's exactly what you do
Your bot lane might lose a little bit of gold, but it's okay. Don't panic if Kalista's 1,000 gold up. It's okay
But if contracts sees Griffin on a screen and presses his R button
Griffin will die on the spot
Gige insta-geige the hate watch will be legendary the downfall will be glorious
And then what's what's fly quest when fun stack rates? I mean Maso has to carry
Maso has to carry but he's against a lot of our buttons
has a very very high skill ceiling and also but contracts account to the R buttons last game
one of them was on top lane two and one to escape one of them was to escape and one of us
when they had elder and baron and that was a 35 minute game so yeah he didn't press it a lot
i feel like he could have been more liberal but it's easier to buy you played by didn't you
i swear you played by yeah yeah but i was like i like oh
Oh
I'm gonna lie. You're kind of co-strapping them right now. We are we are
The one that's kind of tough no
Yes, you see it's got a bit toughness to it might say yeah
Some of the pictures of the show of the players like before the game starts looks like like they downloaded some shit
They look like selfie poses
like those old school steps you would send with like the dog filter yeah yeah you put it off
it's a brick bro the og release snapchat with the dog filter let's go ahead and see how
it's a dog filter carry snapchat for like it did 18 months it literally carried the whole lap
one of them we have an assassin jungle for grippen whose chat wouldn't get it all zoomers after he
What's your average viewer age?
Well, there was a Budweiser sponsor in the league, because the viewer age was above 21.
I think the average viewer is probably 25, I would guess, at an action level.
Oh, soon too, it's a fine older game.
At least compared to like Fortnite.
400 off though a little bit in sports.
It came in my chest was high school.
It's been eight years so they're all gone.
Really?
Wait, what was it?
Okay.
And 400 e-sports was geekaburke and then kind of fell off a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We really need to pull them in this game because I think they have a good amount of range but
we have really good all in.
What do you think about the jacket, brown?
Nostal fell?
The jacket?
Yeah.
Whose jacket?
The Montez?
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool. Thank you so much. It's kind of tough. I guess I think a tile
No, it's you check you should never have both buttons
My suit mechanics are kind of off hold up
He has two buttons, he buttoned the both the top and the bottom button, you're not allowed to button the bottom button.
So it's actually a client, you can only button top like that.
Actually, this is a good topic.
I wore suit jacket with a t-shirt and I got flamed.
Deserved or not deserved?
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
Suit jacket with t-shirt and wearing sneakers like that e-sports core like genuinely deserves like,
it's a pretty harsh penalty, I would say like, not death, but you know, five years.
You're gonna hear something even worse now.
once and I got completely cancelled on the spot I wore a hoodie with a suit jacket over it.
A hoodie with a suit jacket over it. What are you Mr Beastcore? Were you going to trap
a thousand people in a box? No, they had stylists and the stylist was like this is your fit for
the day and it was a hoodie with a jacket. And what do they have you cross your arms for the picture?
Stylists are a disease. What? The stylists box themselves. They box themselves until like
not they they they some of these some of them have like wait you might lose the
game in the next minute so we might have to boot up a chess game hold up
oh my god we're dead
okay is it just saved the entire game it's not even a turn it's just it's just
stopping the dive if you've got Doven there
Chigi
so Xenius doesn't hit TP only to stop the bot lane
yeah he just sacked his whole lane to save your bot lane
It's not too bad his timing, because he does get back to...
Yeah, it's just bad, because he could have tp'd back and pushed away, and he could have just been bullying me and all that.
But he saves the game, he'll use any.
Yeah, my suit tech's not on point.
But the stylists are not bad, they just put sometimes a stylist, or like they saw something at like some crazy fashion show, and they're like,
this is what you're gonna wear for a 9th or a 8th place, the best of one.
And it's like...
I think that there's been a look that's been assigned to e-sports and that just needs to be re-
We just need to read it. What's the look? I got a suit guy. I'll connect you to my suit guy.
A suit guy? A suit guy. He makes suits. Oh a suit guy. Yeah. I thought you were doing like a suck on
these jokes. No, no, no. I got a suit guy. I met him playing basketball. Really? Does he like hook you
you up and like lay the suits is that like suit tech he's actually that he's so good at basketball
it actually I asked what he did and I thought it was gonna be like he was a personal trainer
he said I make suits and I went what like handcrafted
yeah yeah yeah
shields that's actually kind of border I never had a handcrafted suit
you get up your game for world uh world's in a right yeah but I'm not going I'm not going
I'm gonna be at home, but I like to wear my suits at home. You're not going
No, I thought that was good from Griffin. Do the world is it in like like
Guangzhou China and you're there for 78 hours and now it's in America and you're like, I can't make it
I can't make it. I didn't go to China last year either. I went to Canada from inside
Canada kind of kind of banged actually. What's wrong with the USA right now?
Yeah, so pretty good, but I think they can stop them on the dragon.
They lost the first trade, but it's better.
But when Shopify makes the real finals, you will be there, in person.
They'll go from the onsite, and you'll show me your suit, and you'll tell me about the
button text.
This year.
Are you going to the Worlds in Ellen, Texas?
If we make it.
So you're going to stay down?
What do I give a fuck?
I mean, maybe else I say it.
What?
Gage, oh, we're hate watching!
No, I know I am hate watching, but you're not inspiring me here.
Well, not you.
The hands and the clicks, they're just, they're not clicking for me.
You know, when a hate watch is on, it's glorious because the downfall is imminent, but the
only downfall is my f-
The lady, yeah, the no, let me check it out.
B-boy said, well, after Elder flipping last game, winning for the team at the MF all,
He says I knew that was gonna happen. It was actually aura. He said I knew that was gonna happen
I can sense what I'm gonna steal an objective. Huge play!
Before he feels himself. Look at this. Look at this.
Cute, didn't use ult.
Where's my Taliyah?
Oh yeah man! Hello!
There we go.
Taliyah in!
BAAAAAAAAN!
BANG!
Yeah!
It's a great play.
Okay.
Great play saves the ult, gets in he in. That's so good.
Just now I was like 90 degree, 180 degree reclined, and now at like 150 degrees.
Every...
Set up.
Set up.
Yeah, I'm slowly I'm slowly like sitting a bit. I see your fucking I see your you're trying to build a leg on the desk
Bro, you're a giga-chilling. I am giga-chilling because I'm so confident we're gonna win
Great this is what I like Hiana most squishy jungler in the game
Tell ya. Oh my god, fuck
Do it
I think he kind of knows that he got the ult out
Got the ult out
I think he got the double A
I think he lost his flash
I realized that just didn't ever happen
Look at the contracts kind of flying
Fudge getting the better of Gakos in the 1v1
Chasing after and burning it low
Where is Kiana going?
Where is Kiana going? Is that guy banned from the game or not?
Put it into his ASL
He's all alone on the other side of the rift
He has to drop the ulti defensively
Wait, that was scary
climbing
wait flash over
you're risky
but now they can't play grubs
this game is great
it's even but this game is fantastic
she has to leave
go farm your fucking grub
smite on the grub because you don't need it for grubs
this looks like me on kill, i'm not gonna lie
i'm always dying to die on grubs
low hp
always dying on xp
My little birdies are telling me that Gekkos is awful at tanks so this game is free win.
Oh, what did my birdie tell me?
Do you think he can show more leg?
I'm sorry.
My chest isn't really good at all.
Wait, that's not your leg?
Is that your leg?
Oh my god, is that your leg?
What the fuck?
I thought it was a chair next to you.
That's a leg! That was me. That was my leg.
What the hell? That thing just kept going when I was un-cropping. What the fuck?
Show lock in.
Woah.
I need to get a more strict lens.
What is that? What's that mini-evo?
What the fuck? That leg. That is a leg.
Have you seen any of the million movies?
No, I'm the biggest larpere on the platform.
I don't want to watch that show which can make the job of contracts who is how many are there?
There's this pickable me one two and three isn't there?
Yeah, yeah, if you kind of despicable means
Maybe this by a lot of people thought that you know low low and walk the second half of spring was
About the menu films spawned some of the greatest emotes known to men
You know Bob
Oh, it's Bob the one with the brother who's like robin and
Doesn't both have like a brother called like
They names are Bob and Kevin
Did he kind of beat his ass mid?
Well your bot lane is 3 and a gold down
Our bot lane is 3 and a gold down
Which is actually good for 10 minutes
For 10 minutes?
Yeah not bad, Kalista is going to get like a 1k gold lead maybe this game
The cool thing I like to ask sometimes in league is
Would it win the game?
This Kalista with a 1k gold lead
And his name being Masu will win the game, yes or no?
I don't know
The words give you like you got a dragon Ludwig
That's a first-rate first-rate of the day
He's in chat first break of the day. Holy way. This is the first makes me want to spend with my MasterCard
It makes me want to buy things
I'm gonna scan the chip right now for the 3RB in the buy the buy skin
You think anyone's doing that anyone's watching on the TV like maybe I should buy something maybe he's got like a
Like a 70 inch TV and he's just zooming in with this fucking film wait here. We go again. This is what we like see
There we go. There we go. What are you doing, Keanu? Thank you!
Now, this game is unloosable. Just lock in.
Probably unnecessary to double ult there, no?
I guess my loos will secure it.
No, it's Giga-worth. Giga-worth. Taliyah, Vi. Vi, Chain, CCs.
Taliyah arrives on her wall combo dead.
It's kind of sad the contract is getting the kills.
If Zidane got them, this game was free win.
The synergy in the communication being a real issue for Shopify and contracts is not a normal jungler
What have you done to my head? No, I look like I look like the fucking minion now
You're Kevin your Kevin
You want to be Bob I can make you Bob
He keeps them in place
I've made you look like you're on a fucking Google meet
You're like about a drop of presentation
Yeah, and I think contracts
Made a lot of team plays this game if you think his first TP prevented the dive from being
He's lost a lot of minions but he's got some perma push I mean I don't like
calling it early you know I am the CEO of calling it early what is flash
this flash why didn't he flash is he that good you know you know something I
don't he got the wave as well as he doesn't TP back to that tower in the
three seconds we're fine
he's gonna get ornalded lock in
AY SHIESA MAN
why are we diving orn? why aren't we just tricking on mid on cooldown?
it's undive the gem
we cancelled our dive bot
that wasn't great
Yeah, I mean, I don't like even in gold
Cuz I think you got the shut down or something. I don't know this you cannot chance broken
Okay, it's okay
We have two kills we're up 11 CS in the gold 180 different
But Calista is only up 100 gold in 13 minutes against I reckon so
I will say he hasn't finished his quest, which is probably why
more vulnerable here especially considering Quad the Annie does have his
Remember that as long as Griffin gets a takedown
He also gets the Bastion Breaker Passive for the next minute and a half
Which gives you a huge burst of damage one time against either a neutral objective or a turret
So you can get some free clusters with that one. One shot one shot one shot one shot and Kira one shot
Oh triple combo come on Zaya
Cook him Zaya cook him wait for the 1TP watch out for the 1TP don't give the recess
He gave the reset
Ah, man, damn it for that though
Knock up
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, there's no damage, there's no damage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're skating
Put the leg back up, my camera's cooked now
Put the leg back up
Oh, put the leg back up? Oh my, my bad
Sorry, I got excited, I set up
What are you, highlighting on my leg? What are you having?
Great combo on Lekiana
Taliyah wasn't there in time, which is fine
Not the end of the road
But the triple Taliyah knock, the triple Taliyah knock, Zazel world semi-finalist that's top four in the world that's what he was eight years ago but he was that doesn't mean that could that means he could be again
He gets a tractor for every single game we went in that you're legless now you get the tractor for every
Yeah, we're serious
Is that two John Deere's right now?
What the fuck is a John Deere that sounds like a jumper brand.
You heard about John Deere?
No bro.
You're not the only John Deere.
The only church I know of the house of one cars.
Oh big rumble!
Is he in here?
Can't anything.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
How long is he in here?
How long is he in here?
Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live.
Wait, did we look he stopped him from getting the rift?
You did. You didn't get a buff, but they got the gold.
What kind of fight request now?
Fine. This is fucking fantastic. You're 1k up on paper, but in... like...
The way the game's playing out, you're like 2-3k up right now.
You're getting a drake, you denied Herald.
You're Vyze 4-0 against Kiana, who's completely homeless.
Second drake.
I'm also denying the pick up of the eyeball.
Get on an orb.
I will just take over the top.
Good comms. Good comms. We are locked in.
We!
We are locked because we understand that this is just a step on our path.
You have to win this one, the Lion Vestifies, and then let's say you lose, but you got the Worlds in a third seat.
Then you have to win Plains, so you probably have to win 2 Vestifies, that's 4 Vestifies.
Then you get to Swiss Stage, and you have to go 3 wins in Swiss Stage, so you have to win a Vesta 3 and maybe 2 Vestivons.
So you have to win another Vesta 3, and then you get to Worlds, quarterfinals, you have to win Worlds.
So, I mean you're only
Seven best of fives the best of three and two best of ones away from winning worlds right now
That's what that's like 20 nexuses in the one world
And you're the world champs. Yeah, bro
We've never made
In fact, the Demositics are our first international level to keep this momentum going.
So I think you address a chat with my chat.
What is this chat looks?
You already have a tier, you fucking moron.
Lol, lol, lol, lol, it's okay man, lol, lol, lol.
Are you a bot?
He's so hot.
I am a bot.
Don't believe me?
I'm gonna post some of my other accounts right here.
Yeah, my whole chat's bots.
Whenever I ask if I'm botting, I say yes, and then they know what to do.
pick was his idea and was huge his rise game was also quite huge so
Here comes a dive!
It's a free dive, it's a free dive, and a TP with Ornn, if Dye is gonna die here it's a big shut down
if they don't get the shut down to Kalista, oh good, let's get out of here, it's called Vivian D.
That was awful by Zed, he's running the game down.
Save me, save me, save me!
Nice die ult, Zimmi runs, RU and exhaust, oh it's a big pullback from the side!
Fudge cake! Fudge! Fudge! Fudge!
Uh, okay.
Kind of cooking. Kind of cooking.
Dude, Zinni, Zinni, please, scary.
I don't like watching. It stresses me out.
There's a too much pee. They don't...
He's walking up, like, yes or no.
But he doesn't.
But he does it, yeah.
Not bad at all.
Wait, you're actually winning.
We're winning, we're crushing.
We have 2 drakes of 2k gold.
And you're like, your sequences are, like this is a great play.
And they're kind of, they used some sums there.
But Zinni, like bro, what is he doing?
He's the second time he's done this, he just kind of walks up and hits it, and then that's the engage.
I think he's kind of good though, though, because like, it gets the kill on Griffin.
There's Griffin over in Gages.
have you noticed that? I'm sorry to tell you this is a new meta, you always say no at the end of the questions
it's pretty good no?
oh it's the terrace
it's such a new meta, I swear it's a meta I hit like last year
there it is
can you tell me the meta?
the meta is...
it's good comms because it allows the opportunity to be incorrect
whoa whoa whoa whoa
I don't know, man.
Not as well, man.
Bro, it's- it's- it's-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cause I'm not definitive. I don't know if it is kind of good.
So I'm- I mean, really? Is it kind of good?
This- Xena will steal that ban right now.
This is stolen. This is stolen.
Guys, guys, we're throwing the game.
Achtung, man.
It's a giga throw!
giga throw
oh she not died, she not died, she not died
wow that's actually such an insult
it can't get break though
it's probably 4 men dying with Kalista
oh
i mean it's still winnable
Like this call is just dog shit. It's just a dog shit call. You have Drake and I don't think he is Baron. Look at this
They can't get Drake though. So you'll get Drake, which is good. This is actually fun
Wait, this is actually fucking this is taking forever this job
I think they're doing the right thing though. No, it's okay. This Baron is so not worth it
That completely you're on soul, bro. This is good
Okay, starting screen
Look at Zaya in the fight like look where she's standing
She's half-aged beautiful five starts and then she gets all in the face and like rock guns flanking is any demons
I mean orange does well here, but look at Zaya she's dying and it's a 50 50 anyway, and the orange flashes here
Zaya is getting hits from five different angles. Oh my god, if you get a pick on Baron, please it's so winning. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Now the base race gets hard for them
I mean contracts are pissing on him every time.
That's fine, you have three grubs.
Now you can base race against Baron because you have a number advantage.
Yeah, you're fine. You're chilling.
Because Baron is completely useless.
Oh, Griffin's kinda ass on him.
Good job a better job. I have the bear power play. It says minus gold and take more turrets. I am
Oh, that's good. See those types of place with contracts teams though. I swear
And I wish the red go down probably up to that play
That'd be red go for a bear power play. It is contracts just charging back out. Yeah
I mean Callista has a 1.8 gig old lead, but they're gonna be able to siege and you have to defend the seeds
But they don't they go for the better play to try and find a pick instead. I'll have a vision
Of course speak to me and they're still so getting to go cart race
And all creators but taking out do it like Paris or some shit
That's free win for me
That's a free win
You haven't seen my go-kart
I would be there on the spot
Wait you say in teams
We can do a team section too
But like the go-kart but like it's all it's all it's all
We just do a big race.
Bro, the tech crew at that race, they had Tappers all over the cart and they worked on stream all over the track.
I know, it looked great.
Full FPS, Giga OP. It was crazy how good they were.
And so that is going to be a lot.
Contracts job and Zazel's job there to lock down Masu.
Get Ona, please put Ona on a go-cart.
Please put Ona on a go-cart.
Please put Ona on a go-cart.
Please I'm begging you, please he's a bit of a speedy man. I don't know if you know he's been cycling
Yeah, I've never seen a watch top gear, but there's a guy called James me and I feel like that would be owner except to be screaming while doing it
And have no idea what he's doing
But then maybe miraculously you get podium. Yeah
You could get out early and then
Yeah, uh, go straight.
No, you'll be- you- no, no, not this time.
I'm gonna prep.
I- I put work in for that Max race and to get out and knock that out, like there was a lot of reasons.
It didn't go well, I've got a lot of excuses to prepare, don't get me started.
Where's my Vi? Where's my Vi? Where's my Vi?
Kill that Kalista and the game is won right now.
Kill the Kalista! Hello!
Yeah, come on! Kalista's dead! The 5Giga won!
We lost B-Boy, is that fine?
Yeah, it's fine. Kalista's dead. The whole game is Kalista. If Kalista dies, GG VP.
GG VP, bro. It's 1-1. It's 1-1. It's 1-1.
It's 1-1. Okay, okay. I'll Shopify when I game out. I'll not go easy on Chess anymore.
I'm not going to go easy on you now. No, I don't feel bad anymore.
Now I'm a champion. A champion of what?
What do you mean? Game 2. We didn't even need Soul, by the way.
If you're 1-1 in a series, you're not a champion. If you're ahead of Metrosapin in three corners,
You know the shampoos wait, if time ends right now
We would pay tiebreakers and we'd say who won the game faster and it would be you so you wins right now
Zinni bro, Zinni, somebody comes in
Double barrel on it. Yeah, boom, you win. Yeah, double pentakill
In game
Wait, is this your first best of five win all year like game when
Yeah, of course you did what the fuck mind saying but against against the team that actually actually sent those was not bad this year
Contracts fried
He's a QD patootie, bro, I don't know
Big talk he's just gonna be level five because Drake doesn't give you six unless he has lane xp
So at that point I knew the game was over. All right. Well, that's all it took. Congratulations. Best luck with the rest of the series
Contract is smack talker
Not gonna lie. That point. Yeah
You've assembled the team the game is over. Did you did you have like say in assembling this roster because this roster is like
the Avengers of making worlds
10 years ago
the game was over honestly we picked up the entire roster based off looks we just wanted
a team that looked very pretty okay so you kind of popped off there but to me this looks
like the Avengers World Championship group stage plus her Korean mid which is not it
is that's not a bad formula looks like it's not one of your questions right now yeah it
could be a winning formula we're one after the series wait did you already did you already
Krillin today. I did I did very well. I did very well
Wait, is there a game we can move on and right now that requires skill that's not chess
Have you done for me
That's the one we're asking like random questions like yes, how many okay, have you done map tap?
No, I haven't but I'm crazy that game beware. Okay, map that let's go map that. Oh
My god, there's so many of these games. I opened up Google Maps bikes and almost like my address wait hold up
Map that all right ready
Yes, I'm ready tap as close you can
No cheating though, okay, let's go. No, no, of course not no cheating. No reading chat Panama City Panama. It must be
It must be this no my game's broken. They wanted me to happen hundred hundred. No you have to hold it
I think I have told I
Got 99
Hundred hundred DG. Okay. Okay. You're one point up. It's okay. There's more rounds
Sydney, New South Wales Oz
What you know about Sydney
What did you get
What did you get what did you get I got 85 to oh
We both did the same city. We both went Brisbane probably I went north. Yeah. Oh
But it's China wrap it up. You don't know anything about the dialian
Liaoning China all bro. I know this place. No, sorry. Yeah, Ning
What did you get?
Yeah, Ning, uh, I
Think I haven't thought about it. Yeah, Ning. I
I don't think I've ever been there, so I think it's somewhere south
When you go
Boom
Phenomenal guess genuinely phenomenal. I got I got
73
Okay, congrats
Sends that I remember my total score is three three forty four right now though
I'm three. I'm three three one. You're three three one
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know everything about Costa Rica. I know everything about Costa Rica. Good luck. Costa Rica is actually kind of tough.
Because on the coast of Rica, but I don't know anything about Costa Rica.
What did you get what did you get what did you get 586 I'm at 572
Okay, so it all comes out of this oh Puerto Madrin Argentina
Chubut
Puerto means door what
Does it mean ports maybe?
Port city?
Okay, I clicked.
I'll let you throw the score.
Okay 800 800 yes him my second number is a five you're fucking lying it's not
you're lying wait it's 15 you're lying what is it cuz I got the country wrong
or what does that count no wait country matters a bit but it's mostly
distance well go through go through your answers let me see your answers how do
I do that just just scroll around the map and maybe a little like just like well
I missed I missed the Puerto I went Chile you went to chill you went to the
wrong side yeah and then that was that's that's what cooked you that's that's
that's the only reason all right there's gonna be another one if I was you
the car is there is there's I mean Geo Gesser
yeah what about global though global global global
I'm not global you have to get it in the minimum amount of guesses US guesses
okay okay okay what are you starting
should we start saying sure we saw same let's not say let's do let's do let's
let's not say that Spain Spain Spain Spain
Spain okay oh okay okay
it's a bit warm okay shits shits
oh this is gonna be hard we're gonna we're gonna struggle this is gonna be
embarrassing I think
I'm
adjacent to the answer what about what about you.
I actually don't know. I can either go left or right.
I don't think I know the country. I don't think I know the country.
Oh my god!
I got it.
What?
You just got smoked on the spot. You just got smoked.
How many guesses how many guesses I have five countries above my screen
Cooked GG. What was it? What was it? It was gone enough
Yes, sir, yes, sir one one six. Yes, one one one one. Okay. What's it? What's the game we can go to?
Whirtle oh
Yeah, I can cook you the Whirtle
Wait, have you done a mount tool?
No.
Oh, go mount tool.
A mount, yeah, a mount, like a mount or something, Ellie.
How many are inside?
Okay.
So you hit play today's puzzle and it fills a container with a certain amount of balls.
Okay.
And you have to count how many balls there are.
And then you put in the number.
and then it'll tell you.
Okay, are you in?
I got my first guess!
Wait, you got it?
Yeah, well, that was very close.
Was it the pills one?
No, it was the balls.
Okay.
That might have been the tutorial, K-Draw. I won't lie to you.
Are you kidding?!
Yeah, that was a tutorial, Kajal.
NOOOOOO!
You can also drag it to other sides if you want.
WHAT THE TUCKING?!
Oh, that's a lot.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I can't
My score starts with a two same two sixty eight
two hundred exactly
Oh my god it was cooked on the spot bro oh my god
Like this one though old men being old show that game is hard. I thought I fried in the tutorials
You're popping up and I realized pretty quickly that was probably the tutorial
Boot the fucker up Zay's I was looking gigalock. He knows he's got a tractor after that game
He gets a he gets a big John Deere
There's Lamborghini. There's there's no, you know
What tractor brand do I know that's a good question Humvee is that a tractor no JBL
There's one that begins with J
JCB boom
What that's the meta in Europe I
Also, I thought I know this cat's make truck tractors cats know that's a cable
Silas Ben who didn't do first big Ari. Oh, yeah, Lambo's make tractors all the plays and
Ooh SR fans in the in the in the lobby in the crowd
Come on now. It's our 3031 Silas Ben is weird, bro. What are they gonna first big Ari?
Like what's been
I love what your team's doing by the way. They're in this repent. This is it by the way. This is it. This game is one. You know why?
Yeah. Why why? What the fuck are you picking into Jace? This game just went from win to lost. Am I gonna lie?
We have Yunara Lulu.
I mean, it isn't NA Jace.
He's probably gonna pick Yorick on 3, but I feel like this is a game of a mild fight.
Please don't pick Ambassador Yorick. I don't know man.
Oh, Zion, yep, that's the one.
Yeah, this game's kinda cooking.
Yeah, I fuck with that. You need a beefy boy in this game, Helium, brother.
Listen, if an American Zion faces an American Jace, I can tell you the Zion comes out 9 times out of 10.
Bad news for you, this is an Australian Zion, no?
And it's the European Jays, so it's not as we'd expect but we are in the land of the free so maybe it applies
So fly is playing a poke comp. They're playing giga poke disgusting freak show
What is what is wrong with fly quest why they play all these fucking poke comps bro, what is wrong with them?
Oh, I'm gonna shoot spazity from range. I'm just fucking fight pussy. I
Think you're scared. I think they have fear in their heart. They know they're about to be a limbs
They have to go home and then what the Masia Cup embarrassing for flight quest
They used to be the team that would be represent NA at Worlds
Actually the Masia Cup kind of bangs by the way that might be better than worlds
I don't know like in China because it's like it's like the gulag men
We don't we know we don't even know that first place first place macro bollocks. We need that fifth place
They don't even get to go to worlds right? No, they just get some money and they get told to fuck off
I wonder if they don't make the Demacia Cup also the Plains.
Yeah!
I think the winner of the Demacia Cup should go to the Plains, that would be sick, or go
to Worlds.
Yeah.
Listen, Wukong is the place to be right now, maybe.
Look, I'll tell you what, you know who loves picking Wukong, it's Contracts.
Yeah, but Shoget's open.
They'll be DDS.
seen him be a jungler.
And when you see the victor band out, you're thinking more of his?
No, BDD is.
Uh, is it actually Rai's time?
BDD, no.
Bro, if you get to the, if you arrive at the Cancun Cup, just look out for BDD, because
he will tear you a new one.
We're lucky for us, we don't have to worry about it, we'll be at Worlds.
Um, on that ride...
I was talking about FlyQuest.
I was talking to FlyQuest fans in chat, all three of them.
Lots of range from the two FlyQuest damage dealers so far, more standard stuff, some
Scaling from Shopify in their first three. It's
They're kind of cooking right now or scarner
Like
I mean if they pick jungle if they pick show that jungle though the description page
Nah, surely not right
There's no chunglers in LCS, bro.
No chunglers in LCS, nothing to fear, no bogeymen.
Chungle is the easiest shit ever.
Have you seen Jingle?
Jingle? No.
Jingle, chungle?
No, Jingle. Jin, jungle.
It's a Baos creation.
Oh my god, they're gonna do Tristana, Chogath.
I mean, we may as well wrap it up here.
I'm not gonna lie.
Jin, jeez.
I mean, Maokai also kind of cooks.
If he goes chungle here, we're in trouble.
They have really good sideline, they have really good siege, they have really good early midgame.
Shopify is like their own rollercoaster without a seatbelt bro.
If we can get the end of this ride I'm happy, but I don't know if we're flying off halfway through.
I think they kinda looked at what Shopify had so far and said wait a second, we're not gonna have any damage for the scion.
They're taking a lot of time, they're nervous.
What?!
And they've caught the Ivern, that's the pocket pick.
Ivern?
Told you, no jungles, no jungles in NA.
I mean, I'm an Ivern connoisseur, but is this the Ivern game? I mean, yes, Tristana chase, I guess it's pretty good in his comp
But I feel like they needed a beefball there. They're all kind of squishy now
No, I feel like they needed a tank there. They needed like a Maokai or a Cho'Gath. I think this is too squishy. I
Mean, it's good. It's a good comp
Lisandra, ooh, it's oh it's a shout out to you. It's a shout out to you. Yeah, go bro. Go man
I don't know who this is actually like I feel like if they picked Maokai it adds to the poke
It adds to the scaling it adds to the team fight and it gives you like a front line
Ivern North is not bad if you if you swap the top lane champs. I think flyquas rolls this game
But I don't really think Sion gives a fuck about the Ivern bushes
I don't know man. I have mixed feelings. I feel like flyquas ref should win this though
game this game I don't know man that Ivern's weird I feel like I just picked
Malkai the game was over is it it called me crazy I'm an Ivern connoisseur
don't get me wrong Nautilus not bad with Ivern
Nautilus and Daisy they get some stuff done together
I mean, is Cap cost a good chase or not? I mean, he's European, but is he really going to cook the scion?
Also, this Lissandra counter pick, this lane is not easy. This is not a fun lane for Lissandra. This isn't even a counter pick. This is just for team comp. This lane is fucking chopped.
time razz is standing by with think hard think hard okay it's a good name for a
coach please tell me what the hell I fucking hope so there was like a
Jesus I fucking hope so welcome okay perfect that was confused so I wanted to
get you sit down on your feet talking to me about your draft because every time
okay double you just on it can you talk about you with the intent yeah of course
it's just it's just so once I show you know optimization they're gonna be in
mid-range it's just meta it is it's not a bro it's it's bis like a digs with
You're already showing the chase
Oh my god
Flush while the P is going so that the water exits the bowl
Just as your last drop finishes
Isn't it like a cocktail though, like stroking your anus?
What?
Well you said you flushed it, like what are we doing?
Are we animation cancelling standing up by flushing it while sitting down?
Yes, always easy until
Yeah, animation cancelling so that when you stand up it's already done flushing
But that's got to be some kind of concoction it's flushing girl. What are we saying?
Is it like spring while sitting
And then you and then you wash your hands while it's while your last drops coming up
If you're clean down there
Yeah, but if you're clean you don't need to
wait your your your animation min-maxing cancelling the flush into the
fucking hand wash combo is that like the QWE?
if I put my legs out like a chicken I can lift up my pants without having to
pull them with my hands
I think I have a world record time piece I've been like working to try to improve it
QWE yeah I'm trying to bro this is the QWE old full min-max
subscribe that is yeah that is like that is the I didn't know you could
animation cancel IRL like that my piss clear times are amazing
Jesus I just struggle on the road it's harder to do I have so many questions
well there's no space for the chicken leg combo anyway if your bot lane dies
here the game's lost just so you know there we go great flash what is b-boy
doing. Oh my god. He was so awesome. B-Boy is just flash hook him in the face. That's
that's that I'm angered for him that Nautilus. I'm sorry for him. He just got spat on.
But I think the way B-Boy is playing is like we're going to win this game. He's feeling himself
now. Bro, I'm telling you this this you know, Rulu B-Boy if they get to 30 minutes in the game
is pretty good. They're going to be lobby admins like they're going to carry this.
Like how is your bot lane not dead? This is crazy what's happening
Ivan is laning bot and they're still walking up. Oh my god
This guy's movement, why does he just fucking flash hook his face? I don't get it. Sorry
Wait, no good good cryogen. Hold your flash. We use it next game
I think if that lands, there's a good chance he's going back in bro. He's still bot lane great. Oh my god
I took in three gangs to figure out he can flash hook
Okay, we can win this series even though we died first blood over the monster on the zig
They even get the money where it needs to go
Mom bouncing bomb even forces days with a flash at the back. I feel like the issue is to their contracts kind of hovered
Yeah, he has to help them push out there or something
they get the hook this time help him or get his waves for his camp yeah yeah
anything he's gonna take out of it put it on tables that did not back they get
the first blood money into the zigz it's so good flowers because you get this
dream recall as long as it's fine your last chapter your top liners doing great
potion and extra vision because you're gonna have a great yeah be spaying it
the Jace it's the most lane dominant topic in the game.
Well they're just raptor eagles going on because Raphix is over raptors.
Very good, very very good.
This matchup connection is really good for Sion if the Jace is like if he speaks English.
Now Raphix can just kind of wait for his raptors to naturally spawn up with the Iverns.
Yeah?
I was late for him but I just got him.
But it's a level 3 Unara against the level 5 Zs.
Yeah, you're ready to carry.
It's very Korean this game I will give you that as well.
so it's not like they can really threaten a legal situation so masu makes the distance
he's kind of locked yeah i think masu's idea is to make a mouse just ignore it
use both my you want to make a side bet this year and then i'm just gonna go
this year anyway but here's a look at the last n a out places e you at worlds he was
calibrated okay i bet on any okay see which way everybody's dodging also i'm kidding bro n a
there he gets cleared
ok we can go on the side bed
we'll get there, we'll get there
no, NA was kinda cooking us at MSI
NA 6-0ed Europe at MSI
and last worlds
European team was in the top 8 last worlds
NA teams were nowhere to be seen
this is the problem with NA and you guys
and just NA in general
you guys always fuck us
but we're trying to fuck the Asian teams
And we're kind of fucking them, but you just keep fucking us. Can we stop? Can we just keep cook like can we just work together here for once?
It's like we beat T1 and then they're like, yeah, but we beat you bitch, and it's like, okay now what are we achieving?
I mean, we just understand what our what our win con is like our win. We're not beating
So it's like, you know, you fight who you can beat pick on someone your own size
You gotta hire you gotta get the bar a bit higher very nice for
Oh, Zinni if you hit that Q you can kill him
you'll be able to get that turret plate pressure right here
cooking
you might eat right now though
up 400 gold already
bro, lissandra
at this time in the game
in like the next 10 minutes
is OP you're gonna love lissandra
I don't know how much you play lissandra already
if you get the chance
turn your client into Korean when you play lissandra
so far here in this season
come about seven minutes in
you can see fly quest working
is she the one that has the crazy moan?
yeah
forced away from their turret
the mega inferno bomb is applying pressure
That's not so guilty, wouldn't say it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just kidding, you know.
Also, if you have a Korean client, it makes you play better, but at 5% by default, because you feel kind of Korean.
There's just four champions. There's Japanese Taric.
Korean Lissandra.
There's Russian Dane.
And there's one more, I forgot.
This is like the freak stack?
Bro, this is the damn bad fucking doomer queue.
The French Rammus. What are we saying?
French Rammus?
What is okay in French?
I don't know how else they'd say okay.
I think our case is almost universal.
Yeah, it looks like Stomps upload too.
First, to control the grub pit itself.
Alright, this is where we're at.
We get one grub, nice.
Give me more contracts, don't be a pussy.
Click on the grubs, why is he running away?
Contracts, come back you freak, kill the grubs, they're free.
What are we doing?
Where's he going bro?
Is he got a hot date or what?
They're really comfortable with fighting.
Oh my god, yes, the J-Speaks English, yo!
The turret shot, two lands of the Gakos,
but the flash of the decimating side.
Is there an angle here?
Got the flash off.
Nah, not bad, not bad, and no flash, I've heard ofs.
Two grubs is good!
Okay, well well well.
You have a 1k gold lead guys.
Completely fake.
Is it okay if I have a good 1k gold lead from you guys?
Yeah, it's completely fake.
Cause Jace gets gold earlier, cause he wins in lane, but he's less powerful in teamfights.
Yeah, I was gonna do the 5k gold lead, he's gonna buy longsword and kill the Sion with 5000 health.
So, Fudge probably will flash out solo on Gakos, as Gakos was really trying to aggressive positioning to get that turret plate.
I don't like Daisy.
Gold is like a social conflict in me, I swear.
I think Fudge heads up to a teamfight here over the Crab.
I do think it's kind of like raiding in chests where some people, as a spectator, you over-index the importance of it.
A surrender on that once Shopify should be able to make it fly-quest.
Because it's the easiest way to see who's winning, but it's not always indicative of the full game state.
on his model is big difference right now between support power levels as the
ludo like me if I don't know what's going on I just look at the
gold if the rating look at the number number higher equals lose equals win
it feels weird don't worry about it the center is gonna press R on someone here
and
what happened what happened it looks so good
likely losing why doesn't happen who come doesn't have old who come doesn't
I have ult.
Missandra flashed in when Wukong didn't have his ultimate.
It's a good engage.
Yeah, but if Wukong had ultimate, it's a complete one tap.
Because then they can actually move their champs.
And now they're all in.
Yeah, he can hold there.
It's not cheech.
No, it's fine.
They can get an objective off of it.
fine yeah it's fine it's fine that's big for the game he won't stop tweaking by
the way this is crazy business when he's doing show that loadless hook did not
hit nice dead maybe or let him cook let him cook
nay okay got him for the gold worth no TP flash days out yeah come on no TP
not bad Ludwig it's okay when the scion kills the Jace just know that the next
the flag was exploded it's coming yes when the sion kills a jace you know the
game is one that is a that is brewing right now tell me this north is okay
and be serious when you say it is ridiculous that is ridiculous that
they are a multi-billion dollar company Mark Merrill you'll rule the day you
made this game. It's a complete bluetooth hook, I swear to God. That's shitting, gonna be
in the MMO, is it? Do you think the MMO is still coming out? Yeah, probably like three
years. And three years they'll have an announcement of someone joining the team. We're starting
again. You don't play on Mosey. I used to play RuneScape but I stopped. One day I woke
up and I was like I wish I was good at piano and then I thought oh I could grind it like
I do a spike, but now shop are going for the second Drake of the game
Wait, so the Colt quit?
I used to play Dolphus too, I think
Oh, so the Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt
Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt
Contracts, we're team fighting, you can play the game
Contracts!
Why are you doing Dragon?
I don't know, it's all just Quad
He's all thinking Dragon
He's not even gonna get it
That's a Drake
Okay
Bro
in exchange for four of us.
I'm upset.
I'm upset.
I mean, the game should just be
Lissandra Wukong press R, but
they're just not pressing it together.
So we lose four people in exchange for one drink?
For three people.
I mean, call me crazy.
It's winnable.
It's winnable.
Nara Lulu lobby admin in 10 minutes, 20 minutes.
But it feels like they're not making it easy.
It feels like they're giving a lot of gold away for a pretty low exchange rate.
That's a very nice way to see they're running it down.
But yes, they are giving them a good exchange rate on the gold.
And the contract was really like, just driving through some half or something.
I mean, Lissandra is getting hooked when she has Sion on her team.
First crime, second crime is contracts thinks it's a PvE game.
And he's like killing on X here right now.
Maybe he's excited for the uh, Elevator.
Bro, I can see it!
That's what he's gonna say after interview.
5k gold is nothing.
5k in NA is 500 in LCK. Facts are no.
Yeah, I mean, the currency in League is Dragon, so to me the game's League.
Why are you both flexing your biceps?
I mean, I've got kind of good advice, I mean.
It's not very nice TV.
When you have a big gun, sometimes you like to show it off.
It's one of the old ones. It's not a flat screen or anything.
The house, like a house in LA.
I'll put my gun to it.
I'm not going to get any scared of that.
The house burned down. You are not happy about this data.
We're going to use this as a crazy game.
Please don't die from this.
Shut up. I'll tell you I'm real life.
Shut up. I'll tell you I'm... No.
Every time anyone ever meets me, they're like,
Wait. You're this tall?
Yeah, another thing you're doing...
It was 6'5", Jack.
...to push him out of the lane. You're going to see a lot of that.
saying this I think it's the camera angle makes me look small
no big is also really short he's about 5'4
well the herald is I don't know why every oh my god wait a minute business
I'm not that great. They might be able to turn it into something now
Dude, I can't run if the enemy contract is fucking dead on my screen
But actually isn't that on my screen? Oh fudgey. He landed his ult on just to stand at the stroller on the TP
Get an execute. Please just get executed in game. No ulti. No flash low HP
Difficult to get away from this one. W. He's in a flash auto. Okay
Okay, it's a tall mountain, but we just took the first step
The win and lose conditions, especially with Quad having the balance
Okay, that's good
Probably better to let Conkerx
Your comp is like the most European comp ever
Guys, it's fine, you can win and then you win
And because the next dragon spawns in two minutes
You have ample opportunities for big fights
That mean much more than just killing Mucong
Why is that? Why are we still in it?
Even though other comps with this gold lead
It's like you're watching a cutscene
Because you're playing in a mode
I can see it by your jungler in the dragon
You have a tank, which is a silen, you warrior
You've got your fucking ad-carion support
Which is your DPS and you got your team fight CC, your Wukong and Lissandra.
There's a clear team fight game plan that's like so bread and butter that even if they're down, if they execute it correctly, any other team lets them, they can win the team fight.
Front to back baby, we like the front to back.
Sion, did I grow and we'll do the rest.
Also the enemy team comp, like it's really good in the first like 25 minutes, but if the game goes late, you have to be like really currenty when I think.
With R-Cup or their comp?
Their comp. Like Jocena has to be gigalopted in.
Because she falls off of it?
No she doesn't fall off, but she's like the DPS.
because everyone else is just poking
she's the DPS, so if she ints one fight and the Sandra kills her, it's over
so, I mean, we are 6k down, but I mean, we have the power of friendship, green watches, and a skating team fight comp
so, let's fight for the south, huh?
fucking trees, I don't even have trees anymore
I don't know why the leaf is there logo, like you're an animal crossing
you're trying to get as much money as you can
We hit a second item powers like yours. You know how weird it is to see boots in an 80 carries inventory at 17 minutes
Because his roll question isn't completed yet. That is wild. Yeah, it's so late into the game
And b-boy still doesn't have the real question. It's a little more
I still even fly because the extra gold they'd be getting off of the minions. I guess they can't even
Not getting it
Bees, he's got a close to the roll quest. This is only slightly late. I don't think it floats gently
13, 12, 14 minutes. No, I don't need trees. Yo, come on. I cannot remember another time
Hey Leo, could you tell me what is the latest time to get a carry out of what is going on in one of these games?
What's your shoe in your pocket right now?
Oh, he's changing!
That doesn't count.
I think palm fronds also kill people.
They're going to stop with the palm trees.
Can we just get back to the oak and shit?
Okay, we got a tower.
Alright, he's hurt that once upon a time.
Yeah, but sharks are fake aggressive, I think.
They're kind of homely, slow teeth.
Yeah, I think they're kind of fake aggressive.
Wait, here comes Ziggs no flash, 3, 2, 1, Omba!
Press R, hello!
There it is, Lobby Armin, you know I get the kill!
Now everyone run for your lives.
No, they're all dead actually, but it was cool when it lasted.
Wait, what is Silent TP so late?
What's he doing?
Did he just hit everyone?
Nice hit on the...
Oh, he tipped it up.
Oh, great little...
I was like a scene out of the Titanic I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, was that worth it?
Is it worth killing their mid in exchange for two?
Uh, I mean, uh, and we lose mid tier two?
I got a lot of like, I got a lot of cope in the tank, but I think the tanks run and drive
normally.
Wait a minute, that ivory is running the game down.
Wait a minute, don't take the free tower, just leave your team to die, love that.
Uh-huh, no flash north-less, anyone got something?
Talk to me someone.
Okay.
So they grab top tier 1, and they get a second crash, they get a doll.
6.5k goldies.
It's a pretty big goldie at this point, in a way that makes me feel like even if we play the teamfight correctly we'll lose because they have better items.
Well, the Unara is still even.
The Unara is still even.
And that's all that matters.
Well, that's like 50% of what matters.
But I watched Tristana W into a wall, so I'm pretty confident she's gonna run the game down.
The Tristana is our wincon.
Yeah, we need you to just put up that PayPal right now and just send a fatty one
He can't have to sign his bank account in the next minute
Actually, you have about three minutes so you can probably transfer it
Call me man city
I'm about to get a hundred twenty fines in six years for this
But I'll do it
You could just buy FlyQuest if they win the series
We may have a chance tomorrow on the next one
And also reading them
teamfights before with ruins if you're allowed free firing time you can do a
lot of damage the problem is for me crazy it's winnable the enemies have to be
really good though it's winnable nobody's like really winnable they're all
there's 6k down but it's it's two drakes to one you know I was gonna get seven
minutes of time I mean but they have so much rain I'll set up a ruby not
fighting this next day we give this next now you give the drake you give the
Drake. This is one of those things where like, FlyQuest giga throws, they get outscaled in
a teamfight, they lose to Drake stacking, Yenara carries the game and then they're down 2-1
in a series, they have a mental breakdown on a game they should have won, they didn't
win the series 3-1. And then you touch your hair and it's both. So it was a dream, so
it probably won't happen, but yeah.
Okay.
I like living in a dream.
It's a particle Tristana, no?
Unless she doesn't even know?
Um, I mean, we're hoping and we're, we're, we're, we're praying that the Tristana
Mildside don't see them on a W.
Like you can see they're 6k down, right?
But they're actually like, if you look at the map, they're actually like contesting
the game, you know what I mean?
They're not under their towers, they're not pushed back, they have wards down, like...
They have big Baron push though.
Yeah, their Baron's only good with Jacana, TP, they're gonna force.
I think Flycos know that the teamfight scaling is a lot, they're gonna try and force it. This could be a mistake.
Look at those wards on the side of the Baron, you see those two wards? They know they're on it.
Those are some sneaky-ass wards.
We don't have lasagna or TP's in, or there's TP's in.
That's a horrible TP position, hope he doesn't die.
Okay, go bless look at the son and they're gonna pull off the bar and they waste the tp like they shouldn't think shouldn't engage it
They're having damage where's the damage where's the time on do damage
Why do you even engage with one of the story just stole the game one of it is stole one of it is stole the game
Why don't you just fucking wait now? It's lost
So he's great. It's just there's no damage. Yeah, I guess that's what happens in your down six
Yeah
Even when they shouldn't take that fight
Even when LaSandra, this tries to stay
Every year when they kill Grip and they still can't get it done
It loves this guy, and his comp to keep the damages he lost
He gets hit away
He's hit away, he's hit away
Yeah, it loves this guy, and his comp to keep the damages he lost
And then the bomb damage from by the way
That was a good Siren Old Angle, maybe that looks different
But that guy in Drift and Shit
Nobody drops on fly quest
I mean I'm watching you Nara's base and I'm watching what her items are gonna be because she had the same items on the Baron fight
Is she gonna buy an invidia right now and make me like really rock solid
9k is a lot of gold but 14.4 never forget
So how's next year looking?
Well, I guess the book is.
Buddy, let's worry about next game.
Okay.
Wait, maybe you can get a top tower, objective bounded.
They have no TPs. Now hold on a second.
Triple TP zero up.
It's only three months until January, if you think about it.
think about it. Even if we lose, there's still the Marcieta. They were coming for BDD. I mean, you
can show them around China. You show them nice food places, maybe the hotel's nice, maybe there's
like a hot spring or something like that. Maybe a nice little hike you can take them on.
I mean, I didn't hit, I didn't hit, right?
The button is good because it makes the way for shields to be gold for him.
You know the tech.
I mean listen, if you add 4000 gold to FlyQuest lead right now, I've seen a game thrown with
that in the last four weeks.
Captain Farris.
Yes sir.
I think we're going to game four with a 2-1 FlyQuest lead.
I think I will be very surprised that we did not live in that reality based on what we're
seeing right now.
I'm just thinking back man, with just how confident you have been so many players.
Okay.
This is what they normally do when they go stream like SR games,
because they normally like runes games, you're just like,
well, I mean, you look at the bright side.
And now, I'm honestly just bailing out at her, she's saying the team's off.
I love Shota P.T.
Nah, I mean...
I'm in the fan stand right now.
Well, Bot Tier 1 is an objective bounty. If you give Topin' it, I think you know her. She just pushed for it. She doesn't know what she's doing. She's scared of the T-pads too, babe.
And that job just gets harder and harder, more difficult.
Pop Tier 2 and Tier 3 and hit, but maybe we get Bot Tier 1?
Yeah, maybe we get Bot Tier 1.
Maybe next game.
That's called a cross-match.
Yeah.
If you didn't get the Bot Tier 1, tough.
could get it next game though that's two in hybs down 10,000 gold lead 20
six is gonna buy rabbit arms now and I think I think we're in trouble it could
just deathball down myth games like this are so depressing and those we talked
a lot yeah this is like a CS round it's like it's like like 11 and 3
Yeah, it's like a full save.
And run safety-side.
Yeah, they're just gonna run us over, like pigs.
Oh, yeah!
Hexoptics, you know.
Yeah.
Maybe that's what he is.
You know the games Battle and the Cazards start talking about media?
Talk about some fucking shit they watched last time.
Bro, in Korea, they start talking about dinosaurs and shit.
It's kind of cool, actually.
You learn lots of facts.
That's beautiful.
You learn a lot of things when the game's completely doomed.
Well, Griffin...
He laughs with crazy stories.
No matter whether he's planting flowers, or a practice, or mushrooms
He's certainly having a good performance here
And 12 on the way in for a good score
For a supported chundler
He does have a good performance here
Yeah, he's got his medg eyes ready to go
Let's see what we get
They are just gonna death fall it down mid lane
I'm gonna mushroom some of the flowers
There's gotta be flowers
I'm gonna have to buy some cathode for dead
I can take it for you, man
I understand this
Doesn't look like a brush, man
I don't know, I'm gonna take it
This kind of looks like a wacky mushroom to me
I can understand that it is, but I will concede that you are correct.
Ladyfingers soaked in coffee.
Look at this, Daisy, will you give me some flowers?
Yeah, some cream.
Daisy, that definitely looks last.
That's an experiment.
What is that?
Like a chocolate brown?
Okay.
Like a...
Like a biscuit.
As they try to find some damage on the quad, but it just gets away so easily.
That's Wukong's cyclone spent for a whole lot of nothing fun.
Okay, what do we got here?
Okay, alright.
You get to go next game.
Oh, you're there.
The Ivern kind of works here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the R-Buddies still really do what they were doing in Game 2 this morning.
We didn't let them get the soul.
Also, that Malthus does have a B2 coach this game, I swear.
Alright, we go next.
We go next.
We still go straight.
Right?
Yep, that's better.
Exactly like last week.
Oh
I'm gonna watch flight first line tomorrow. Are you really gonna make me watch that?
We're gonna win this no, I believe I believe but I feel like
The party wants to it's like there, you know, just it's be activated. I'm just gonna give it like a little
a little jiggles
a couple of them are alright
things will get a little bad
i mean b-boys laughing
yeah he should
you know just as long as we lose the series
we're still in
not alike riff and shampoos
kinda weird so maybe he's gonna run it
in the next game
i sent him a message
who did you send a message to?
the team already you're like a group chat yeah when you say a group chat I
said you got this guys with two exclamation points so both your wins
have been very dominant what do you have to do them you're like a like Marcus
Aurelius the motivation getting the troops ready for battle all right that's
why you screaming like a 10,000 versus 5,000 war in like the 10th century BC
Then I followed up and I said you've earned your spot like confident
Okay, we're getting there and I said you're amazing
Right, I feel like that's gonna reignite their fire
Did you say that you should just the final sentence just busy I believe that we can win can you just write that for me?
I believe that we can
All caps.
All caps?
All caps.
Not gonna lie, the best chance you've had so far is these fistbump after the draft.
The Bonte cooking him?
Yeah.
I mean the fistbump, the fistbump text pretty good, if we could just translate that into our button text, we'd be kinda locked.
The drafts are bad, right?
Yeah, I mean the drafts were alright.
I think the game one was kinda silly, game two was great, game three was playable.
You had to make sure
Our hop in the chest game
Basic we saw the practice I don't treat you because we were too slow
We
No, yeah, we almost missed the draft
Okay, hold on I need to lock in I need to get in mindset wait three
The
Vancruge is opening
What the fuck is that I don't actually I genuinely don't know what to do with this oh
You're an opening Andy wait a minute. Did you just self-report?
What does that mean to be an opening Andy I
Means you know the first like ten moves on all the spawns and then off. Yeah, yeah, just a new
No, this is it's like it's like knowing the draft and league
That's what you think.
Who's a fork?
time two of FF was turn one the next best time is now. Relax relax relax
Okay, you're just giving free gifts to me
You know what I feel better because my teams been losing I get what it's in a house thoughts, but a
Great opening was upset by a tricky tactic. What let's go and learn a good counter for next time
How is that checkmate? That's gonna be this good
The bishop! You castled into the mate!
You're not allowed to challenge our grin. Find out more.
What? Why? Why? Why can't I challenge you?
Rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch. It might just be my settings.
No, okay, now I'm black. Now I'm locked in.
I play the Scotch. The Queen's Gambit.
That was just the same as the Queen's Gambit.
Check.
I've never seen that move, I'll say that.
Rolled.
It has to be horrible.
That's a one for one.
I'm not positive, but this has to be just the absolute worst.
Okay, relax.
You have no development.
Okay, no, no, you got this.
You got this.
You don't need development.
development, development is the fakest thing in chess.
What do you need to under control like what do you need then?
You need willpower and confidence.
You sound like me talking about my league team.
Okay, I'm looking to fall for the same thing. I'm going to castle queen side this time. No.
Wait, how do you, what's the difference?
We can cast it between sides, it's not...
That's a multiple push. Sorry what?
What is that? What is that? Are you trying to bring out the knight? I'll stop it.
Yeah, the knight.
Don't fall for this.
How do I?
That's gonna be it's right there. That's gonna be the money shop
Well, why didn't you move the um, why didn't you move the rook?
I
Wow
Why sing wow I just didn't expect you to push it's like very confident confidence in willpower, baby
I can't take too much up.
Aha, I see your plan.
It's not going to work.
Now, do you see my plan?
Ow.
That's interesting.
What the?
Horsesn?
Oh, I like that move.
Oh, I like that move.
Forked.
I think what's the best play here?
Absolutely Forked.
Good luck.
Good luck.
What do you think?
Good luck.
What do you think?
Um...
Don't choke.
Don't worry about your time, yeah?
How do I pre-move?
I need to enable that setting. I feel quite confident.
Think?
Yeah, go for it.
You're just such a gigachat king, it's like, you might be Marcus Aurelius,
of chess. Okay. Oh, that was a throw. That was just a throw. I just gave that for free.
This king is roaming. Just know that, okay? He might go home. He might be able to make
get home in time. What?
Chill, chill, chill, chill, it's on a deep.
That's tough.
What? You played some Impressed? Yeah, no. You GG'd yourself.
Pinger Knight. This game three pivot that they did with the Ivern Tristana.
Well, I'm just keeping a theme going. Every time you beat me in a game with chess, it somehow makes Shopify play better.
I could tell. I could tell. I have to keep the theme going.
I remember you on the bus. You were stronger.
Yeah. See? Thank you for saying that. I was just throwing so that we could keep the vibes.
I needed that because the last game was rough. Okay, we got some bands going out.
Then after this game, when it's 2-2, we rematch and then I'll throw again. I mean, I'll try my best.
Ambesa in the fairy bard. Isn't Ambesa a joke? I think Ambesa sucks. Is that crazy to say?
Uh, I mean, she's pretty good in some scenarios. I think so far, so good. Orianna's open, which is quite broken, but Akali's also open, which is kinda broken.
What's the first pick here? You could first pick Caitlyn, they first picked Jarvan, I mean
Lee Sin's out, he's out. Yeah a lot of dashes around, the only ones left really are like
Caitlyn, Xerri Umi is kinda broken right now, not gonna lie, Xerri Umi is pretty broken,
I think Shopify should slam a Xeriumi.
Yeah, Xer.
They still go with the Jarvan, but early moves for contracts.
Scaling teamfight.
I think Xeriumi 2-3 here kind of cooks.
Ooh, it's perfect in the F-Seraf in Xeriumi.
I think you're setting up for a cook fast here.
Jarvan into 2-Mobile, Xeriumi 2-3, 3-win.
Here it comes, 3, 2, 1.
Xeriumi.
Now.
They're trolling, it's lost.
We lost him
Come on, is that a lot he's just hovering he's very yummy here fucks. It fucks really hard
He's just hovering he's just hovering
What why don't I go there you me?
It cooks so hard. Oh there
If you get there you me 45 and you'd slap mass and call me Susan, but this is fucking criminal. They're dropping their bot lane
Silas blind. What are we doing? It's just so lucky. We're just picking our comfort
Okay, I mean, Sylas is good in Tash there.
I actually think it might be Comforts,
because I do think these are some of our
J-Force for sure Comforts.
I mean, Jarvan and Olaf counter each other.
One wants to run in, the other makes a wall.
But, yeah, that's what they're gonna do.
I really like these two picks in Shopify.
He's in an EQ OOP on someone and be like,
look, look, Ash!
And Olaf's gonna be running around in circles
around the cataclysm, being like,
what do you mean, look?
They can get in situations
where they're able to have enough for the two.
Yeah, get in the fucking Rope Pit.
I'd say unmatched draft, we see.
I mean, Trundle here is kind of good,
But you have Silas, which is kind of annoying actually. They could pick...
Yeah, Rise is good. Oh, this game, bro. You've kind of just...
Like...
What's... I don't know what the word is. It's like...
You're in poker and you're down like a shit on a chip, so you're just all in the fucking blind end.
You just threw everything in.
This is completely all in.
I went to the casino to play poker.
Uh-huh. And it's my first time ever playing in Birston.
And I had his hand, I had Jack's.
It was me against this other guy, we like, Max Bet, Max Bet, Max Bet.
And the heat checks, the dealer points to me, and I flip my cards over.
And then the dealer said, no, sir, it's your turn to bet.
And so I go, oh, and then I flip the cards back over, and I check, and I check to the guy.
And then the guy like, all into me.
And so I fold because I was like well he saw my card this sucks
I knew nothing and then he flipped over and he had just bullshit. He had like nothing at all. Oh my god
So embarrassed I folded like for one like circuit around the board and then I just walked
My god
Imagine the giga-chat of all living after he sees your cards though. You could have had him
Yeah, that would have been badass
I thought you were sighting Destiny or what?
I just didn't play a single hand. I think I have like Ace 10 only. I'm not playing it.
Bro, I don't know what you got left in bot lane.
I mean, they're gonna have to play Jin or something. It's disgusting.
MF, MF.
Does B-Boy play Mage's bot?
MF and who else?
I mean, they could do MF Niko maybe, but it's kinda losing.
All right, so, Metal Zarya...
Bro, if they just took Zarya Yumi 2-3, we would be laughing and sailing, I swear to God.
Okay, do an Olof we've had, to practice with us.
There's Kled in touch. Oh my God, their draft is so good.
I genuinely hate Kled.
They're going back to the...
Yeah, if he's a good Kled, this game is looking kind of rough.
They could go severe, Yumi.
That kind of cooks.
It's like an off-court.
and then there's still one game.
That just means that even if you start the war,
you're gonna get the next one out of the situation.
Ooh, that's not it.
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.
I mean, it's OK.
It's a good answer into Ash, but this champ is so fucking fake.
I'm even less convinced when I see his.
Just pick Blitzcrank or something, bro.
Just pick Blitz or Pyke or something.
Bro, it's at different points been B metapick in the bottom lane.
I mean, yeah, he's pretty easy.
Well your game is lost in the first 20 minutes if you don't have a lead.
It's just lost.
So I don't, I don't, first off I guess it's so wrinkled.
But it looks like one through the dryer, you've got the dragon or Zeus.
Okay sorry.
I obviously don't see the game the way you do.
You have this vision of these team comps and I guess how well they can play.
What are the win cons for Shopify with this team comp?
Well you have three losing lanes and you need to win early.
You're in a bit of a catch 22 rise beats. I would personally put Varus top here and Olaf bot and I think the game looks better
That's how like Mickey Mouse it is
Relay even the various Alistar lane loses to Ash Arafie
Yeah
Rise beats Silas. Yep
Kled beats Olaf. It's a counter pick it doesn't beat but it can win
Yeah, it can win that matchup and Olaf wins most matchups when your counter picked in three three days
And your jungler is like, your jungler is not bad this game, but if this game is 30 minutes long, it's over, unless Olaf is like, if Olaf is really far ahead, maybe just runs him down, but if I'm contracting this game, I'm doing one buff and I'm ganking mid or something like this, they need to do something, I think there's a fetish in Shopify of drafting losing lane, this is crazy.
Well Ludwig, maybe the tickets to Cancun are cheap, but that doesn't mean my faith is gone, that doesn't mean that you will save a few dollars going to Cancun though.
Look, Kajal, I think the guys are a bit nervous.
But, oh there's no but?
No, no, yeah, yeah, I think they're a bit nervous.
bit nervous okay I can't be nervous with Jarvan Olaf they gotta they gotta get
their fucking dick out and slamming on the table what I'm saying I think I think
they picked their like some of the most play champs like J4 I think is maybe
contracts most play champ flash off there we go that's a win that's what I
need they need these level ones a good level one plan yeah come on now they need
Now that he just kills on everyone in the first 20 minutes.
I mean, that's a flash.
Volibear flash is actually one of the most OP things in the game in the first 5 minutes.
So we'll take that.
He can flash stun, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, he's just walking through lane.
Two flash ults and then...
start might not be what he wants but we've got kanga standing by for an interview with coach apollo
just keep the camera away from everything you might look okay the volleyball very exciting as
there's a scram watch juggle camps yeah let's just yeah let's just full screen this coach camp
did we lose flash really oh my yeah it was actually part of the game plan we usually try to start
our volleyball with no flash um yeah it's perfect theoretically though what was the thought behind
the volleyball. Look at don't look at how many million stars has just don't do it. They have a
lot of melee so it's easy for him to play. I think he's not going to get kind of that easily.
We're not really doing a lot about it. Yeah, I mean, if you look at the meaning of this,
you're kind of doing a lot of cool handshakes. My towers are kind of friends. We're going to go
for a fist. This one's called the gear shift. It's I am seeing everyone directly under the tower.
Just in case it goes to another game, you can try that one out. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, this was a this was probably the first time I've ever seen you so far.
But winning draft doesn't mean winning game, right, right. Yep
Required and sometimes the theoretical team doesn't come to fruition because they're maybe a bit nervous or not a sculled chance
Okay, that's a good trade we'll take that
Yeah, I'm gonna play Varus Alistar here we go. This is what he needs to do. This is what he's doing
This is not a kill
This is a
I mean Jarvan's game just ended right now
Flashing Q oh my god, it's the tech that Ash is reported that ashes report it but we'll take that we'll take that
We'll take that we'll take that
Seraphine that work that work that that's
No some- That's-
That's-
That's really weird that that worked.
That's like-
And also, I don't know if we missed something mid, but no some's on quad, did we miss that?
Yeah, no some's on quad, you're right.
Wait, it's not gonna get on his bike, he's exhausted!
He has barrier though!
Ah, he's dead.
Oh, he flashed well, but he's dead.
Okay, well.
That's really bad.
Um,
I mean, what happened in bot lane is like, imagine I had a gun to your head and I said,
I can pull the trigger and kill you and you said no you can't and I blew your head off
That's kind of what happened in bottling the ash flashed away and said ha ha you can't get me
And then he walked up into a jarvan and died like the place over here
Okay, and then he just forgot that the jarvan was there and the jarvan just kind of stood in the bush here
And then I think ash just forgot
Because he doesn't see him and then Jarvan just flashed you to him and killed him
I mean we'll take that
We'll take it all day
And then fudge did this which is suboptimal
Like kind of reminds me like Spyro that he could outplay it. Oh Spyro. What a friend. What a franchise what a game series
There was a that was live people
Yeah, it's kind of like Raymond
really good against the ashtere or like sonic adventure 2 when you're like flying around
in space is the bad girl you just got your child's yeah but ash and seraphine are also
not i like this bud keep fighting bud just doing this one for me you know this one your
memory is like wanna see me run really fast wanna see me do it again it's like wanna see
me get solo killed wanna see me get solo killed again he's kind of he's kind of playing fire
a little bit. His wave is cooked.
You know, fight with some confidence. I think it's good, right?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we like confidence. Confidence and willpower. It's like watching me play chess.
I was like, ah, actually, it totally makes sense.
When you put it that way, it makes me need less confidence.
There's a lot of legal language in the game.
Yo, tell, we're good. We're good.
It's fine. Jarvan will get level six, and then he will put a wall around the Ash Seraphina,
and then he'll do another kill. Maybe.
You were younger, and your brain doesn't function correctly. That's how the character works.
Oh, he said it when I said he'd do it again.
oh the W shield oh the pistol shot was just out of range oh come on now
that wasn't buried Olaf has Olaf W gives him a shield
yeah basically it's barrier wait no flash rise give me the EQ
Yeah, I mean fudge is he's not out of the game, but he's he's close to it. He's really careful
Yes, my advantage here so contracts might lose this wrong
We're good. We're good. We're good. Who's sitting on call
Yeah, it's police. What are you careful with that shop?
If I they are looking here's EQ down to a level six. What are you there?
This situation as Griffin
little boy. No, did they win this? I don't know if they win this.
Oh my god, he got the Q back.
He takes a big bite of the contract.
He kills the Wally bear, maybe.
Oh my god, they killed the ash.
Kill the boy bears, please. And maybe it's okay.
and flash and run help me help me help me say so say so do something
look up stun ignite I mean verse is dead but is he dead we got something head
but in my head but in my head do something say so the only spells
Oh Jesus, he's just watching!
Oh, I had that in my way.
I mean, okay, what is that?
I don't know, I can't count.
Oh my god.
That is the least scary Olaf I've ever seen in my life.
That's like me when I send my queen at you in chess.
You just kill it.
Wait, the exhaust is up in one second!
Oh my god, his exhaust is up in one second.
Well, the game would be fine if top lane wasn't losing.
But...
4 elimination series
Yeah, this is kind of a high game, there's a lot of fighting, we'll contract
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no flash, no flash, he has Dravinalt, he has Dravinalt, but Volibear is a lot of healing
But Xylas is on the way, ult him
Xylas, hit your chain, please
Oh, please, come on, come on
Zinny, Zinny
It could be a double, by the way, you could dive this guy
There, swap top, wait
B-voice, he's kind of locked
Does he get 6 on the wave?
Oh, he does, come on, show me a Barus ult
Come on, boom
Wait, we win, we can- FUNCH IT! FUNCH IT!
We just fucking- STOP DIEING!
It's kind of fine, right?
Yeah, there's no waif, it's fine for like the next 30 seconds.
Ash is kind of- her condition's not the best, she just has a tech speed.
And we're getting grubs and Varys is in top tower.
I mean, as long as Ryze doesn't run Bob-
Ryze is running Bob-
But so is Alistar and Zinni, wait, it's a giveaway, hold on.
Alistar, Alistar, Alistar.
Hold on wait reading them like a book
Kled ulting somewhere
Quite no flash okay, no flash on rice yo
Two grubs got the top dive
Kled no all I've lived and rice lost flash
Oh, no, it was Silas using Kled old what I mean, it's still really
That's a vote that's what I call a volume increase right there hold on
They just had to warm up game one was one so the gold looks kind of ugly
Don't look at the gold. It's kind of even but yeah
A lot of flesh sit down on fly and Shopify has good champs to punish flashes the Alistar flash
Jarvan will really good position on rise because calling river fight where he was able to a lot of the gold on clad
Is that someone we should worry about having the gold is still in an okay spot?
We're gonna see this solo kill once again. Look at this cool dad. So the barrier comes up with that
I'm like a brawler.
Yeah, he's like a loser.
But you have exhaust on Olaf, so like, if he goes in and gets exhausted, maybe something can happen.
Yeah, that was your moment.
I would be more worried about the rise.
Yeah, that was a tough one.
Yeah, he's also gonna want to build to him, huh?
Yeah, that rise is kinda hard to kill.
Also, it's on hit Varus.
I don't know if Baro's gonna be hitting anything, but let's see.
Fourth game, what could be the final game for Shopify this whole...
I think he kinda needs to go on hit or...
I don't know, for some reason I wanna spend a lot of money on my Mastercard.
car to go to different to speak in the final game here she had brought us up
pink flight to run it down they lose this one or they could take us to a game
number five I'm so inspired a little bit of extra damage and more importantly
survivability in the middle of these fights yeah jarvin has all the bright
he just needs to not equal this rise and rise what's out okay so camping
He could EQ flash R right now does Ryze die? Yes or no?
I mean the Ryze is 200 gold shut down on him. Okay, I like a dragon. I like a dragon. I like a dragon
I like dragons in his household. First try, first try, first try, about the board, 10 minutes and then up dragons
But I think getting dragon in a game where you've got Alistair
Varus into Ash Seraphine is still pretty nice. The massive bloodbath that's happening
Yeah, the fact that your bot lane is like even Slash ahead is crazy, actually insane
So they got to play, I mean, he's always playing good
He has to play with more respect and it's kind of what's going to happen
That lane swap, he just appears top
Yeah, he's good on the swaps, we like the swaps
Griffin will now just take the crab as a consolation prize on the other side
We need contracts to flash all of this rise in the next like minute, it just needs to happen
He could just I don't know though. I don't know if he nips
Here he's gonna come maybe
You see him what over the wall what over the wall please what over the wall say so what over the wall they saw this is like a
Singed vintcher stellar
Oh, there it is. Yeah, it's not a kill though. It's not a kill
Good job driving the driving just like I don't know where he's gone. He's gone for a walk
Not gonna give it to him.
Can we turn this blind threshold to EQ it, EQ it!
Yeah! Come on!
Now kill the volibear!
Yeah, come on!
Yo, it happened.
We need it to happen, it happened.
Max win right there. That's a max win.
It wasn't even killed in rice.
Now that's just so smart from contrast.
It's like object permanence.
Is he there? I don't know.
It's fucking crazy.
Jarvan is just never there for some reason.
It's ridiculous
And we're up objectives. Yeah, yeah
You're you in your fucking underwear
I feel like it's hard to shut down. No, I'm going again in on that 1v2
two with what was that sorry being able to punish keeps the game in check I'm
just saying I hope they don't try to hide here versus what right now they can't
go on they can't go on clad ever it's impossible to change this fucking
broken for his life up there before you can complete his item and it does give
some room to play with here I think volleyball jungle the fucking smoking
they're just gonna play the ball my friend plays volleyball jungle so he can
complete his yeah he swapped the top it was horrible and drop the extra way he's
I've been watching Bows since the early game, should have been a bit harder than that.
Especially with the Kled all off-match.
Watching Bows is actually like a Psyop.
You watch it and you get inspired and you're like, I'll try that and then you try it
and it just doesn't fucking work at all.
It's like one of the most miserable experiences playing the game.
Yeah, your account gets banned in the first two days.
Yeah, and then you give up on the idea and then you watch Bows again and you're like,
maybe I'll try it.
It never works.
Yeah.
He always makes you believe it's doable because he can pull it off
not get banned but then you try and you get banned so
much easier you want really long fight okay it's a bot dive is it a kill though
here Jarvan ult, EQ the flash, EQ away get the TP I don't mind that
I don't mind that that makes that makes fudge's life pretty good and fudge's
he might have killed though okay we're good alright fudge is
laning 1v0 can't get solo killed now push that top lane that is so good
good gold get some plates
Oh, yeah eat up touch that that summoner spell that was just used
He's just TP advantage now big
Can we use that deep advantage
You know that with a time through the top lane summoner
Seven minutes
And not as much that movement now for the flag was side. They have to rely on those ultimate long time
That's like two drinks from now for their map movements. That's like the seventh week in row boys. Tobos got on the broadcast
This guy is gonna show the teeth because you know that wherever the social media person is
It's just sitting through the most horrendous
heinous things congratulations boys. I'm like the most benign. I love me
They used to do this in the LEC until a certain message was shown on the screen and then they stopped doing it
because there was I think a bot doing it and there was a message on the screen that was uh
as far as going to be able to say this
now I have to look at this message
I mean
I mean
I mean there was there's a mid laner called Yehuu
yeah
and
Are you found it?
Yep, no I found it. The message is pretty quickly actually.
Turns out if you look up LEC tween it's the first thing that goes up.
Oooh. I may stop doing that if you chat this on screen.
Crossbar. Give him Rift. We get Drake?
there's no drake, i mean the drake's up actually, i'm stupid but
pick's up, pick's up
can they go drake? yeah, maybe they can go drake, that trade is kinda broken though
they wanna fight the herald, they wanna fight the herald
but everyone has flash up, this is kinda whiskey, they're TPing in because they have TP banded
but this is kind of a scuffed engage
oooh, zinni
yeah, zinni just in damage
oooh, okay
that's a lot of flashes, they need to kinda like turn this somehow because b-boy's in nadia
yeah, come on fudgey, come on fudge
Look at the eyes! Yeah, come on!
It's winning, it's winning, it's winning, it's winning. Shorted shot, can't carry that.
It's Giga winning, it's not just winning, it's insanely ultra mega winning, it's complete cinema winning!
Ooh, that's not just a three kill fight win, that's a three summoners down win against Jarvan.
I feel like when contracts has a team comp, it just has buttons that go in, it kinda works.
When all of them just collectively have buttons that go forwards, like it's like a battering
ram, you know, someone's gonna stick.
You see someone to be a brave soldier to lead everybody into battle, and then everyone
just has to hit their buttons.
Yeah, maybe those are inspirational messages I believe that we can win in all caps.
I mean that would make me want to click forwards
I think maybe when you lose so badly and you realize your entire season is on the line like
We give you shit just click some buttons have fun out there. That's what they did in the draft meeting
I'm sure of it. They said guys we go out with a bang
I mean the game's not the one right big at gig outscaled like super outscaled. I think
If Olaf was ahead, I think it's fine, but Olaf is still blind
game on the Ivern Ivern good games don't look the same as something like a
leasing or a just get those dragons and you won't get outscaled like this game
has been a back or the series is being put a back and forth of really excellent
jungle performances that's a great point now we know that contracts he's just the
most clutch play oh yeah Zinni talk to me as well as Zinni is just very talk to
me Zinni you have cooldowns you know just kill him
completely take over
Reminds me of the stock agent well, I'm gonna be well stop
My friends in school played though this everyone's played the spoke French and Spanish
Why are we keeping what's the point for what?
only second Drake is not fast Drake stacking, but it is still Drake's turn.
And now he's gonna have to base him on top. Yeah, huge huge stuff. Or someone's gonna have to base him on top.
Is just the ramification. Are they gonna dive, Kled? Are you that meant to you?
Yeah, they're just gonna go a little bit on Gakko here.
And then he's feeling himself. Maybe a little too much.
He has a lot of worlds this time. They're just giving Ryze a 1v0.
I'm glad they have such nearby. Yeah, Zinni tried, he TP bot and he felt forced to do something.
to do something so he's just like anything he's like he's like doubling
down oh my god yeah but it wasn't fucking cryogen skill shots that they've
given bluetooth you so thank god that in it
We're gonna teleport into this jungle fight where they get
Fudge using his big cool down to teleport in there. Zinik jumping on the back line over the line
And then he was locked. He's locked. He's locked. They could rise with on Varus right now though
Yeah, look no flash misty key
What he rise all did what the fuck do you see that?
Yeah, I saw the reason why but I didn't see me he rise all the next to himself
like that not where cryo didn't want to be
what is that volleyball doing?
flash engage on the beavers
yeah they're all in on flyquests
they're just wanting to lose the game
they're all gonna get aced here by the way
at age just flashed in to die for fun
just kill them contracts just eq that guy's face
okay run away and the game is completely won
it's completely won
top 2 secure
top 2 suping baren
baren on cooldown
baren on spawn i like it varus murders that baren
What the hell did my brushes do? It is it is it is looking like a silver scrape. I mean ash thinks she's a melee champ there for a second
That's an Aramae and back
Well
It's crazy you guys have like a really in my opinion
This draft is awful
You lose every lane and you just bleed out, but the power of friendship is made it so you run in
Like you just ran into like an oncoming train and you're running through the train
Like the weaker the region the less
Yeah, I mean it just comes down to team fighting and you guys had that Harold fight that was fucking insane
Contracts actually again on an engaged jungler is just sending himself in with zero fear
Bro they're there they're just fighting like they've got like blood in their eyes
Yeah, I rate it they can go home happy with the series regardless. This is something fucking full sense
It looks like they're having fun.
I would say you need to be careful though, like the...
Oh, okay.
I would say the Volibear jungle is the most homeless speaker I've ever seen in my life.
Miracle run.
I thought it was over, but they could win the next and then they had to lie in the next game.
It does feel kind of crazy.
Jump back team won 27% of the games this year.
And they're going off here.
So they either need to dive them or they need to...
Okay, they got the 10-10.
P-Boy, chill. You have no friends.
P-Boy, you need to be careful.
Oh my God, P-Boy, he stands his fucking ground and hits them in the face.
Contract just walks in.
Oh it's a crazy circle from Zuny.
Yes Flash, yes Flash.
Oh B-Boy Penta, go on get it.
Fucking farm him.
Give him the Penta, give him the Penta.
Oh my god.
Quadra?
They're not allowed to dive him, they'll get Perlament.
Really?
Yeah, if you don't hit the Nexus you get Perlament.
That's so soft.
Yeah, it's true story.
There was a game in solo queue. Oh my god, you need to know the story.
There was a game in solo queue. Okay, game 5.
That was a 22 minute win, by the way. That was a 22 minute win.
They needed to win in the first 20 minutes. They won in 22.
Complete 15 seconds.
Who gives you one? They're gonna give you one in 25 minutes.
So there was a game in a normal game where a Nami and a Jinx
went like 50 and 0, stomped the whole game, but because they danced on the nexus, they got banned,
and the viego who sold those items didn't get banned.
Riot is pretty bad at moderation. The worst part is, it gets worse.
You beard you like more
No Zayz Alvarez, so the humble guy
It gets worse because they sent a ticket into Riot support and Riot manually reviewed the game three times
And on all three occasions agreed it's a ban for the drinks and nummies
Allegedly and then another Ryze was tempted to say oops
Yeah
Yeah, but you know they were dancing on the Nexus and they could have ended but they didn't and in the game got
Terminated because a player was griefing the game and it was Diego who sold all his items and that guy didn't get a punishment
It was the other two for not ending was crazy business, bro
I feel like that happens like so many games on my crazy to say that like so many games
There I mean, maybe there's one player hitting the Nexus
Well, like people ignore the Nexus when they're stomping and they just go
Into the the spawn and just start
Griefing like that. It's the tea bagging that just has to keep going
And that's like but that's a beautiful thing like you deserve that you deserve to feel horrible because you lost so badly that they get to
Stomp on your grave in the literal safest part of your base wait, but put up the chess game. What are we doing?
Okay easy put up the chess game. We got we got we we I'm not I'm not a skype a ketical person
But we got to make sure we got we locked in
rematched hold up putting enough
I'm full locked in for this game by the way, invite me
I'll do it again
I'm locking you, I'm locking his genie
Okay, scanty
Yeah back up, son
Okay okay okay okay okay. Who do you think you are? You think you're an encounter robot
bro chill out. He caught on to my pre moves. This is not so good for me anymore it's a
bit of a losing game probably still when gone somewhere
Good chess
Okay, it's a free lane
Oh GG K5 boss
Hey, it's the one of all
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What I'm saying it's so wonderful
Boom!
Boom!
That's got to be a legendary move.
I like that.
That actually is a legendary move.
You lost a fly quest 3031 not a single person's a fly quest 3 film.
What?
Block?
And I actually doubted that they were...
Back up!
Back up!
Don't be funny.
I'm not laughing.
I said back up.
I'm gonna go first.
Okay, deal.
It's a very dramatic music for this Rift Herald fight that we're gonna take a look at because
basically we are going to see TP coming in from a long time.
card
whoo I got a little something cooking in the top of my
hey got to chase you out
She is not going to have a fun time here. I want you to count basically how many times
I'm trying to do too much takes takes takes you know I mean
ghost here to try to get away and
here
We get onto him. Okay, right?
My kale's out. Oh trying to get out. Okay. That's a crazy play
Okay, and then cryo's gonna have his old kind of go across but it is
But the very behind Olof was actually able to get onto Matthew and after this it is
really dire straits for fly quest because of how separated off they are right so
Olof is still going to be able to go cranky despite the fact that he's pretty significantly far behind Gekos at this point
and
Yeah, I uh
I thought this was a pretty crucial fight for FlyQuest.
We can see the rest play out where they're able to clean up Quad on here.
Always winnable.
They're able to chase the rest of FlyQuest out on the back half of this, get on to Cryo.
This was the deciding fight for me in this game.
Because up until this point I'm like, okay, surely Ash Serpene are able to take over,
but because they're able to take out Mossy, even with all the stuff he had, right, like he popped
He was able to flash out of a J4 ult. He got Mikhail's with the stolen Ashe arrow.
Think it easier for him. I mean, Counter-X is on him like the entire game.
Yeah, he was. Counter-X played a really, really good game. He is going to be player of the game, but I was with you Emily up until that point where, you know, I really was thinking that, like, would you have it?
I thought that Ryze was going to be really successful in this comp, but they drafted where there were, you know, four melee carries on the other side.
the other side. If you get to
three, that's an outpost.
You're on Zonius. All of a sudden,
you're just kind of a wing down the entire team.
But contracts really did push the face of the game incredibly
well. And in both of their wins,
he has been key, right? You know, you look at both their wins.
You got play of the game both times.
He's the one that is the driving force of this team,
pushing them ahead, getting them to a point where all of a
sudden compositional differences or whatever are going to
matter at all because they just have this massive gold lead.
And it just feels like shock fire,
but it will push you into this moment now.
You're in another game five.
Why do we? Why do we hate contracts?
Come on now
ready for us because their most common picks are things that they simply have
not argued with I feel like a lot of black was found to be really pissed off
of this
I didn't even know that was a check
I think about the one pick that I am really curious about it's the unbuckled
simply because it has been flexed between the two junglers and and Gakos as well
Gakos also have an incredible series so I feel like if you think about a pick
that has to get taken out, it's probably going to be the Ambesa.
One that is sneaky, really good, is Trundle.
Because usually when you get to a game five,
that's when unorthodox tanks start to really come out.
And you have to keep track of Trundle being an iconic thing.
You know what I always think is really interesting is largely,
I think bot lane bans are completely useless.
But when you get to a game five, actually,
you think they become really relevant.
When you look at the mid lane pool,
when you look at top lane pool, when you look at jungle,
there's still so many champions that could just be slotted in
that it doesn't really make that big of a difference.
But if you want to go first pick and early pick
your AD, try to play for a power bot lane, and just throw a ton of bans towards it, then
the only recourse becomes things like Zeriyumi and Jinx trailing lanes. You get into these
like really much weaker 2v2 lanes. So if I was Black West, you just lost, you have choice.
I would probably try to go first pick, pick pretty quick, and try to play for Masu bot
lane, and really prioritize your 2v2. That sounds good to me. Let's use Shopify Rebellion
side of this. Okay, for those interested. 30 seconds.
a lot of picks available. Especially since Shopify or Bellion has showed the propensity
to be able to play on their hot side too. And actually very high win rate. So like just
talking about what they can play, it's interesting to see that the nephiri is still available.
Sure, I care less honestly about the win rate. Shopify's win rate, the entire split last
year has nothing to do with it. So when you get something to that nature that you can
play in a theory, like a carry jungler, Zin Zhao is usually pretty good for what you're
probably going to be seeing from Zinni mid as a maybe more of a mage. I can launch his
Ari, but then if I think of a Zazel, I know I discussed the Zazel, you just
want the fight, you want a fight bro just pick Shannerbar. You can talk about the
draft all you want, okay you can talk about your expectations, you can talk
about what flight could pick, what shop if I could pick. I want to talk about what
y'all picked because we had all this fly quest all over the place and who's
Remind me, cool said five games
Remind me, is the series over?
Is the series over?
I'm just saying, win or lose, only three were brave enough to say it would go to game five
So the clouds will be right behind us
And everybody else out there who believed in the game five, this one's for you
Let's send it into the casters, forget number five
I love that 16 person graphic
because if fly quest wins the next game, none of them will be correct.
All wrong.
All of them will be wrong.
And I'm already wrong.
Slavsicki and Kang is still mine.
I'm gonna shop by every single time.
If Leo gets the prediction right, with his justification being the five seed has never
beaten the six seed in the two freest times they've played in history, I'm never gonna
hear the end of it.
They've gone to the Jotstaff Hall of Fame at that point, and that's good.
But it was a Leo stand.
I did the 3-0 because he gave me the stat that the majority of the best of 5s ended 3-0, so I'm like, well, 5-0 is a better 3-0.
Alright, I need a new stat, Leo. How many jet stats are actually Leo stats that you've bet him?
That's a new stat.
Ready? Hi.
Oh, man, that's a lot of pressure on the line.
Move from Atlanta to see what you're doing.
Stop it! Stop trying to flag me.
That sounds like a fair deal.
NOOOOO!
Mectin, Katelyn and Akali banned out on the Flyquist side. They have first pick. If Shaw doesn't ban Orianna here, you have to pick Akali first pick.
You're gonna pay what into it? What are you gonna pay into it? What are you gonna pay into Orianna first pick? Are you gonna pay Galio? Are you seeing a good Galio? Yes or no?
I want blood. The game's against those scrappy. I'm like, please pick the Orianna, because I wanna slam Akali into it.
I WANT TO TAKE THE SIDE LADES, YEAH!
Honestly, I- I'm feeling it for Chogath.
Hello?
I slammed that Akali, attacked the Ori on its side lanes, blow her- oh, just kidding.
She's banned?
Yeah, you hate me that much? What do you think about it, son?
What do you think about the Galio?
I mean, the Galio COCKS if you haven't-
If terrible, they go Chogath and it's a horror.
One of the things he was looking okay on-
There's no Chuggler's in NA.
It's a 2 and 6 rector.
I mean, if he's a Chuggler, now's the time.
Poppy or Chogath, now's the time.
If Griffin doesn't pick Poppy or Chogath, the game could be winnable.
Gnar?
Oh bring out Atrox
Ooh, Atrox jungle
You had Maitan one?
No I didn't
Shyvana
Shyvana
Griffin more like Griefer
SR win, what the fuck
Yes you did chat
I know what I was doing
Chill out, I didn't have Maitan
He's 6'5 on a protest player
He lost on purpose for the shot by win
This is just for the vibes. We're here for vibes. This is vibes gaming. You don't move with brain, you move with vibes.
And the vibes with that Bishop and Queen were crazy.
Camille blind? Ooh, it's a flex!
Ooh, is there a good Tree Pick here? Is B-voy like a crazy Kaisa? Okay, they're gonna go gnar with Camille flex.
Okay, well, what's just happened there is Camille can go support or top, but you just picked gnar on Tree.
so that means that they could put Camille into NAR and it's good so they
have good shockwave delivery they have three they have two good lanes already
okay you need to cook some engage a little bit talk to me I need some
engage I need like if I'm Shopify and I get Kaisa and a Rakan or something I'm
happy or is there a uni I fuck with there you love there
Why are they banning TF bro? This Camille can go top.
Oh I can't is that?
What the fuck is he doing? Alistar is out?
What is he doing? Tricerail?
What is he doing? Is he thrashing good?
Nah, it's Cicerail or Xeriumi.
Does Gekkoffs play Camille chat or not?
If he plays Camille it's going top. If he doesn't play Camille this game is great.
And that's it.
They're scared of the other foot. I get it.
Not really, he does. Okay.
There's a couple bot lanes cooking here.
There's the Sivir Yumi, the Zeru Yumi.
And there's like Jinx, Othelios with a Thresh.
And there's Kaisa Rel.
MF is out.
They might ban Kaisa here.
I feel like B-Boy is a good crisis, isn't he?
I swear, I swear, I feel like he's a good crisis.
Yeah.
I think B-Boy is good at everything.
I'm such a B-Boy fan.
It's quirky, man.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What are you feeling, B-Boy?
Talk to me.
What are you feeling?
I play AD Carry, very scared.
All right, what are they going to do?
What are you feeling?
Oh, yes.
Give me, give me, give me.
I like it.
I like it.
For the theme of the series, it's just more dive.
It's just all diving now. He just sees the last big rail and I think you guys have a full R button send comp again
The other day, too, no punished by
Kaisa Leona is kind of air but I think really spider
One of six doesn't matter all that matters is this game right now
Oh my god, they picked jinn to Gallio
I mean cannon here would be pretty good for flyquests
They could go gene Leona I guess
Jingle
Jingle.
I wish.
They take away the rel.
They take away the rel.
They take it?
Doesn't play poppy support.
That sounds as...
Leona's support is weak into rel, but it's engaged.
Niko is kind of crazy.
If he's a good Niko, it's kind of crazy.
I think it wins the lane for Kaisa.
I think Niko on 5-0 is the best.
I think Niko is the best.
If he's confident on Niko, it just cooks.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I think support a moomoo
Support I haven't seen support the moon wants this year. It was met last year. I think
Yeah, yeah, I support a move is quite good. I did a credit bid. It's very fun
He just has a head but so he gets poked so much
Shed and other moomoo might be homeless in the first few levels, but brother one fatty old one fatty old
Then what did you put in that group chat? Tell me what did you put in that group chat? What did you put in that group chat?
That's crazy. Play a movie where you're all fired
Moomoo game 5 is
So the ball ain't doing anything to love it's like every time you're drafting you're not doing anything
Level 6, which is actually fine because you seem to be able to get into these lane phase somehow
I think fudge can push top early, which is good. You have a cryo lane. So
No, Zezal, what's the skin talk to me about the skin? Is that a good skin? I've never seen that one. What the fuck is that?
It's a new one though. What the fuck is that skin?
Contracts can start both side path in the top and he can get the top crab so you can get a full clear off
We like that. We like the full clears
Raptors, so they're gonna track them to theory that's a moment really today updated
It's fucking no, it's not even was not even clear. Well, I don't think it's
It's a heartbreaker and you know what who's hard to the break
Reven gotta ask you immediately about the zone. I guess
Okay, oh my god
W stop kaisa every time it was a game five
We just look for like an angle and it has worked out
Literally every single time so it's one of our comfort picks when we're in the dump serve game five
So and I have seen them do in a moomoo game before game 5 and it worked
We need ways to fight this game so I think it's worked once maybe twice if they broke don't fix it
I see your team do here in this game 5. How do you want them to play this comp?
But it's Lane is hard this game
I think every game that we won not only this series, but also the last was just funny
It was kind of useless for me what it's like literally no space
I think be on the same page as to when we care for the rail remount queuing is also just a death sentence
You can't even queue. All right. Keep it simple here for game 5. Best of luck. Thank you very much back to y'all today
Yeah, that's it. That's the moment. Just take everything. It's okay. It's going to pass it.
Fudgy, level up.
Q, Narm. Yeah, Narm might be one of Fudgy's best picks.
Oh, Miss W all good.
2023 summer playoffs. Last time he's won when we supported him.
Yes, Jesus.
Jesus.
but still a very uncommon pick except our shop full lock in full lock in full
R button only
we'll take a top three reading statistics here
okay wait I see the tech actually the kai said W on the MMO queue I see the tech
but you see what happens he queues and now he's the he has to back all the way
oh good oh good one queue you lose half your bar it can be really scary
okay kai said get solo XP then but what I want to see from him I want to see
Zezo link up with his nefiri nefiri is a great invading champion a mumo is a great support to have with you
Where's he going bro? He's just base level 2 and fucked off. Where's he going? He's going middle. What?
This is a moment. We're just gonna start ganking people
Repeat their full clears any luck here, maybe leveling they want to stay ahead of the pace of the game
So I'd like to invade that champ put the pressure on to Vanna before she gets around you seem to spin the wheel tech on support role
No, who was that?
I think maybe Zayzal spin the wheel there.
Vyos has invented a new tech where you play support, you press B, you spin the wheel, it says top, mid, and both the Mervit lands you click there and hit a kill.
And it works very well.
Wow.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel, bro. Spin the wheel support, that's what it is.
What the case?
It actually works.
Yeah, contracts on wards, all good though. G-boy gets a base here, he's kinda even in this lane, all good.
What lanes should be winning if any?
I mean Top can win early, mid goes kinda like even slash losing, goes down in CS, has this push, and then bot is just losing.
Like Galio is just really good at face tanking damage and just pushing the wave.
He's dead. He's got his phaser, he's got his phaser, he's fine.
Quality is a matter. Excellent.
Galio is so tanky.
Galio with like, this is the crystal, is broken.
I like this for Zinni, because this is any second game file.
Yeah.
And Galio? You're less nervous.
You can make a lot more mistakes, right?
Galio, you can make a lot of mistakes. You can just, you just, you just get whatever minions are available to you.
Okay, contracts, I like that poke.
Okay, missed the Q, but that's really nice.
He has a red buff, need to chill a bit. Okay, I fed off.
Zinni needs the base, bro. He needs the base ASAP. He just got a free push out.
That's a risky dive. He just saw Shibana pop side.
Oh my god, he's really low though. Oh my god, into the wall! Fudgey cake with the solo BOLO!
The son of Bolo and there's no repercussions either. He just loses the way
Okay, Fudgey
I mean Kai says even in the chin which is already great Kai says just notorious for like
See, he's spinning the wheel or what?
Hey, he's spinning the wheel right now, he's going here.
Woo! Easy!
Kaisei is just a champ that is weak in lane,
and just does really well in what I think, and can like, fight a bit, and like, find picks and stuff.
And the fact that she's even in lane is really good.
Griffin gets 6 on his crab, if he loses his crab, they could turn the whole game here.
He needs to be careful here, Shopify.
Yo, chill a bit.
Mara, you're kind of inting.
Oh my god, I'm moving! Ludwig, what are you doing?
Wait, maybe it's a God engage. Let's see the Camille's trolling
You think at the crab and get six I think shop fighting to be really careful here, but mega now though. That's W double flash not bad
It's a reset for the theory maybe killed a few kill the realm reset reset reset reset
Don't die contracts
Get the crab. Oh my god. It's massive
It's actually fucking huge by the way.
Oh my god.
It's huge. Are we in a flash?
Real flashed. She got a flashed.
Camille flashed. And three of them died.
Is Hazel Q on Gryffin here?
Do you see? I mean, the Q was a bait.
Camille was like, oh, gonna move. Boom.
Gally ult. And he has to cancel Gally ult.
So now he's stuck.
So he flushes away.
And now it's a 3v4.
And Fudgie is just, the done with this flash W.
They get the chase down and nefiri contracts this was psychotic by Zinni. You saw it. You saw it live
I heard you say bro flashes over the world double taunt and the reset on the rail was crazy
Oh, it's naughty
No, this kind of naughty by the way
Yes, oh my god
Chopper 5 fans look at them. They bought the jersey and everything. They're in the crowd. Come on now
We show up just saying
Everybody pick engage and go and they're up now in game 5 against fly quest
I mean, that's what Revan was talking about. There was only two of them
Yeah, don't worry the camera if you pen to the right to feed you the five six seven me
You know, it's not a big studio that can all make 700, but yeah
That's what they did in that play even though it's just so dirty this year. It's most in LCS. Yeah, it kills it
You have to be serious. I might have to cop on myself
He's got the galley on his back pocket too if he ever gets in trouble here comes inie
Oh my god, one and a half thousand gold in Kobe.
It's literally a great champion because Zezo...
Fudgy, this is you. He ran the Olaf game down, the boys got him.
Now he carries. They gave him the gift of game five.
It's awesome.
Oh, I want to retire. I don't actually want to keep playing.
Dragon bottom.
Zezo is almost six. He's almost six. He's almost six.
He's almost six.
Oh, good. This should be a kill. Nice.
It's fine.
He's gonna hit by the floor.
But he... Oh, good.
Just do the thing where the camera pans and Mumuni recalls.
Bro, FlyQuest never faith pressure.
Ooh, Nefiri's top for a dive if you wanna play this.
Nah, I hope they don't play this.
I'm not gonna lie.
Your bot lane, the cards they've been dealt and the hands they're playing, they're fucking insane.
I don't know how B-boys even in CS when I've seen Zazzle back four times.
ridiculous. His Amumu is just face-tanking everything in the lane for fun. I mean he's
getting him space a little bit but he's laning 1v2 half the time. Three grubs! They got a
trac though. We like dragons in this house and they got one. That doesn't make me happy
but the gold lead is solid. Amumu's sickling. You know the combos.
your team so he's gonna be able to do that dude it's called our flash did you have pressure on
sidelane i guess the one thing i have to watch out for is every time you flash it should be a
guaranteed drill and i think your grippin gets to trinity force and he already has the one drake
on the shavanna he'd still have look at that move he's gonna find the chin maybe no he didn't pull
off their own shavanna oriana combo making me tweak out here a lot of pain coming back in the
game but i agree with you they're in a tough spot because like the cannon fudgey no guys it just
Just kind of turtled under their turret. Gakos is moving on constantly and the game is getting harder and harder for him.
This is Galio. When you play Galio, this is Galio. You just face tank everything and you just Q all the way when you run away.
That's all Galio does and he's ready for any fight at any time and he wants to fight.
It feels so bad, especially considering when you look at the game, you have to use the Meganard.
You have some, so you have some. He's on Gromp, although he has some.
We're in the camera top of the game. I always think it's so funny when the top laners have to play that are hiding in the bush and looking at minions.
Yeah
Rel is level 5 if they want to take a 2v2 in butt
She's sick
Griffin top so she seems to not die they have good setup with the camille
Yeah
Gallioldo Galliolto can they turn this onto the Camille has flash oh my god the TP from the arena
Good oh good oh good
The important thing about that play is Camille got nothing so she's still even like still even the same lead
You know I mean like she's still down one point you take nothing
It's just, it's just a bit of gold, wait, Nefiri is a champ?
Nice, that's great.
Yeah?
Okay, contract, talk to me.
The problem is, the top lane, he just TP top right?
Okay, it's just unlucky timing.
Like the Nara will still win, but he doesn't have TP now, so this next rig is kind of cool.
And the gold going over to grip in position to carry the game. Yeah, that's good
Who's that
So an easy game to cabinet
Fudgy that was a nasty buffer
That was great. That was great. That was really well played. Okay. Wow. That was really well played.
We always talk about how vulnerable this champion can be.
Interesting. You can see the map. They want to put Zinni top, I think, and Fudge bot for the Drake, but they're kind of...
It's kind of scuffed. Now they're putting Pyser bot.
Zezal's Ling ganking top. I like it, actually. Just give the Drake. Let's just start diving top.
Yeah? Yeah? No flash. Yep. No flash.
Oh, the Q hits! Contracts! Come on!
Oh, that's a hard Q to hit.
Oh, that's really good for the game. Jin's not farming because he's dead and Orianna's not farming because she can't.
So no carries are getting gold right now on Fly.
And Fudge is getting crazy played.
Yeah, yeah.
He gets talent, huh?
Yeah, he has three grubs now. He's gonna get it. He can slowly get it. He's eating through a tech speed.
Contracts, be careful.
Yeah, yeah, get out. All the leads are red.
I think Fudge should be hitting this tower.
but he's spacing. B-boy might get over here. Yeah, it's an early dive though. This is way early by the Camille, way too early. It's just in.
I think Fudge should have stayed top. Looks like Fudge is going bot. Yeah, he wants to fight Drake, but they're too late. He has to go back top.
It's good though, it's good. They keep the Drake, but the contract gets low to camps. Gnar gets first bot tower. This gold is going to go to like 2.5k.
5k
He just could have gone so much farther if he didn't base him, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he could have stayed
But now he's got a good conditional on the map
Now he can take the tower and he can do more maybe
I don't know why he's freezing, I think he should have just pushed for this tower
Maybe they think they can dive Camilla again
Extend the lane a bit
I don't know, what are we doing?
He's chilling
Haven't seen the R flash yet, I'm waiting for it
He's trying to deny minions but out of mind. Look at that CS lead top that's fucking look at him
He's trying to deny as much on the tower actually fuck with it
There's a lot of gold being played from the Gallio, but there's no flesh on the right and then they have the theory flesh
He's dead as fuck by the way. He's dead as fuck. He's dead as fuck. He's dead as fuck
It's just a free kill
It's a free kill it's a free kill look at the gold boom and the top tower died. It's beautiful
There's one problem, only problem is the next Drake, there needs to be a good Drake 5 setup,
they just need a really good setup on the Drake.
They can't let him get Soul Point or freeze that?
Yeah, Soul Point is just fucking risky man, it's risky.
over an easy kill, maybe some gameplay pressure or some fight or some communication about where the jungle is, but that's a very odd death to see in a pro game really, like just all of these deterrents.
The beautiful thing is also that Zinni caught up, he's ahead of Lurena in XP and Gold, and in free Herald, right, we should save the Heralds for the Dragon spawn, if you want to be really just clean on this, because if you have Herald for the Drape, you can kill him.
Yeah, some people do it for the fight, you know, they use the Herald as like a battering ram in the fight to engage.
Right.
Fudgy and Mininar with the Camilla on him, it's risky, you know, he can die quite quick.
If he just times the Mega-Nar as well, we cannot cook him.
I don't feel like I've seen him do anything, but he's done nothing bad.
Yeah, he hasn't needed doing anything yet.
He's still got the trigger, you know what I mean? He's still got it. Yeah, he's ready to pull
Whenever it's just like a guy with a loaded gun and I just haven't seen him do it. Yeah, I'm convinced though. He misses
You're gonna have problems
Little big is wearing a baby onesie
I'm watching I'm watching my spot
The squad.
Honestly, I really respect your commitment to the...
Okay, take some wards. We like that.
Sweep out those traps. Sweep out those wards.
Two minutes before Drake.
Yeah, yeah, nothing to fight over.
Watch out for that rail behind.
Great W. That fucking Shibana is running.
It may be. He could TP in now.
Mega North TPing up on ward. Look at Mega!
Look at Mega!
We broke this!
Reset! Reset!
Oh, it's a monstrous TP.
It's a monstrous TP!
It's a monstrous TP!
That's so good.
Oh, it's it's a new auto that she vented.
Yeah, that's the way it's doing bro.
He's ulting on a nefiri who can just press W.
Hold on, I'll carry the game into insane int.
It's beautiful to see.
It is, it is, it is, it's cinema.
Yo, that's a mid-tier one.
They heralded, they got greedy, you know?
They won the fight, they were like,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, herald, herald, herald!
So they won't have it for the drake.
They need to not int in the next 30 seconds.
They need to base now.
Don't take the tower, just run.
Everyone base, everyone base, base, base, recall, recall, recall, yeah Fudgey give me a tower, just base, base, base and click on the drake.
Get the drake and then we can brief.
Now, a lot of flashes used to make that fight work, but they still have flash on Orianna and Jhin, you know what I mean?
It's just Galio and Mumu, right?
Well Fudgey went away.
But you should have told them to start and then how well they played around him.
Coming in with the Meganard just gave FlyQuest no options.
Huge stuff and we saw the value of Umumu too.
Oh Meganard TP. What is this?
What's he doing?
What's he doing here?
Is he just ulting?
Okay, first one though.
Contact says W.
He's completely in by Favanna.
And then Umumu counters with Cubana into Galio.
This is like, well, our fight is lost.
Fudge makes a throw.
Because he flies away and trying to escape from what you just did.
But you don't know how you forget about that.
I lobbers the whole team.
I love the
Yeah, yeah, I think it's one of the
I feel like that's also two plays we've seen this game where flag question is just
Kind of questionable place. I mean who feels like they came up with it day one pushing the bottom and they're really feeling the pressure
Oh, yeah, yeah, you can't be raw old things. I'm a mummy with a stun and a stun unless you are
So I love it. She's like like spins I guess and also had any sad and lonely cries
Yeah, they're formatting a lane, but they're not gonna get much enough grubs the narnest push bot and then or anastabase and oh my god
Contracts even a lot
Flash over
In the MVP in a series he's fucking crying every game holy shit the games contracts like every game
We won contract in the absolute here. Yeah the Jarvan divide in a theory, bro. He's
He sees the angle he just goes. He's also making so many pics
Drake and bot here too
You got the Drake Ludwig you told me the start of this call you made your top 8 in the 8i8 teams if you win this series or top 4
TP, care, care, care, care. B-boy, yo, care. Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble. Camille,
trouble. Gally ult me. Yeah, perfect. Gally ult. All good. What? He went in. Kill him,
kill him, kill him, kill him. Kill the Shavanna. Boom, protect, block, block, block. Ah! Keep
going, keep going. Ah, the Camille should die, the Camille should die. It's 2v1. They
Camille TP that's a big flank. 7k lead yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I've seen teams lose with double though. Bro, all the stars are lining.
A Mumu game 5 for you, 7k gold lead for me, so I'm just finishing 7.
A Mumu game 5 with his actual set, that's like cinema, that's like, couldn't, couldn't
write it up better.
Oh, the levels of foreshadowed.
Oh, it's monstrous. It is.
It's the script. You said it. We go 5. It's the script.
I doubted it at moments in the series, not gonna lie.
But the chess buffs are real.
So who's that guy on the right, yo?
Everyone's stunned, by the way.
Not over, though. 8k gold, almost. Kaisa?
Kaisa needs one more item, and she's at her biggest spike.
Play smart, play smart. Play smart, play clean, play collected.
This reverse sweep miracle run were high subs in they managed to reverse see sweep gravity
They beat tip they then go all the way to worlds and actually have an okay start to the group
Zazel in a similar gauntlet
Zazel Zazel Zazel Zazel now he's got oral not a mumu. He knows what he's doing bro. Don't worry about it
It's just need to know fight. There's two massive spikes in the game right now and they could throw the whole game right now
Okay, it's fine if they just stop doubling down. No Suncos fallacy
There's two things one that Galeo you can build mandate very soon
Which is fucking insane and two I think the Kaisa is going nashers and when you get those two items
The comp is at its strongest
Who got that one shot down about 1000? Camille Camille all good. She's still 2k down in two levels
It's something in the road. She maybe gets like a sterax
to climb six and a half thousand gold be for Shopify black boy to see it's one more midway
one more midway for me has his item
in condition soon look at your base three two one
boom you see that purple item with the snap thing
yeah yeah yeah we like that item that's a fuck that baby like that one yeah we
fucking love that item that that that that that bro try and try you got your
right I'm waiting for the b-boy next imperial mandate yeah start losing on
this champion mark them seven percent vulnerable to get out there and charge
And if this old mask reduces your magic resist.
Yeah, and Kai'sa does a lot of AP damage.
And the boom-boom, that'll be straight up.
He just said...
Is that Ward's team? The one above the one that's vision-warded?
Wait, this is a crazy call.
I don't think the Ward sees him. That Ward is a fake.
Wait, it's free!
She needs a VZ to be on that drum. She's in Narnia, bro. This is free.
I think Contra is kind of close, because they have good damage with the Rageblade Kaisa and then if you're...
Okay, come on now.
If you're it plus Kaisa, then...
B-Boy base is here, it comes.
Monster spike on the Kaisa, look at the items.
I think I'm playing protection on the sides to make sure that...
Boom, Nashor's Tooth!
That's a free bearish Tooth.
Nashor's Tooth. Absolute base mode.
The bonus magic damage on hit.
Oh my god Ludwig, you're like a walking insect if you do how you do it.
I'm hovering, I'm hovering and reading the descriptions, because I don't know anything about this game except for a movement.
And you can do that?
The funniest thing though would be if they lost the PC.
can hover every single item because he's a description here we go this is
where we need to fight yeah let's say bot tier 2
Drake up in 20, that's ours
Maybe just get shot 3, I mean they're not responding
Yeah, they won't be objective down in top
And it's gonna take them a while to get it because they ain't got no grubs, no grubs, no grubs!
That's what I'm talking about, that's the goal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, eat those in it too, this shit been us on grub, she's farming for next game
You're just farming the grub?
Congrats on the 80 gold?
Oh, we should have baited your anel, didn't get your anel, tried to bait there, could be a bit sketchy
Be a bit careful Camille has TP there's warts behind on the gym trap. Be careful fly might send it soon fly might send it soon
But they sell my tendon first
You that a mumu wants to go in double inhibitor you can back and take Drake you can literally click backwards and click the dragon
They saw I know you want to fush in that TP. That's the TP of the gym trap yo
Megan are soft Megan are soft Megan are soft. We're vulnerable. Hello click backwards days out
Watch out for Camille
Oh, they're coming, but it's enough, it's enough.
Oh, they're coming, that's all about ultimate!
That's all about ultimate!
That's the 5 game one!
That's the only game in the match!
Yo, sit down, you're in your underwear.
That's the 5 gamer!
Gendry! Oh my god!
Oh, my god! Yo, chop-fight has won in 22 minutes,
and then in 25 minutes.
And on Sunday, is it Sunday or tomorrow?
You're playing for Worlds!
What is it?
Tomorrow?
It's in... it's in...
less than 24 hours. We play like 20 hours.
24 hours for Worlds?
Oh, look at the vibes!
Vibes are peaking!
Amumu...
3, 2...
Could you imagine Zezal busts the Amumu out against T1?
Game 1.
T1, Game 1.
Shroop stage of Worlds.
Oh my god, the Amumu's so cool.
You got to get through Lyon though, you got to get through Lyon.
That was like a quad ult at the end, right?
Holy, how big is Fudge?
Holy, look, get that man in NAR, get him in NAR every game.
Fudge was good on the NAR.
He looked great on the NAR, he looked like a different player on the NAR.
Outdrafted, outdrafted so hard.
Yeah, that Game 4 draft was good.
At the Game 5, brother.
The game 5 one kind of cooked it the theme of the way the series was going of just fully engaging that fit it so well
That's it. It's so well. Yeah, they were way better when they had like a clear like
Rather than like hey get the win lane or like so just like all in
Yeah, yeah
So now it's just lying on carries and yet in one of the biggest now it's just lying though. That's it
You know you might be in cancun tomorrow
You have 24 hours you have 24 hours and you're three nexus away from worlds Ludwig, I'm feeding the passion
You'll get the past
That's it
Three nexus bro contracts had a generational series
Are you gonna put pens on out to celebrate
save us all from the crutch
I think they might be
I mean obviously we didn't have
what?
I was pretty happy with how I played the last game
cause I did feel like I didn't play very well in the previous game
so I'm glad to end it up without
Jesus
the emumu game 5
yeah it's kinda the same
I had like no expectations really
just went in blind and
I guess we got a date in 24 hours
we're a date with destiny
Hey, they'll be okay though for throwing that chess match. If you didn't throw a chess match, we probably lose again
I think I got you brother. I got you. I didn't want to say it out loud, but I didn't have made like three times
I didn't want to say that. I know you saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I was it's turn 24 with the bishop to C3
I saw it. Are you aware if you're a record against like West all year?
Yeah, yeah, I mean you significantly
You were one in ten going into the series.
Yeah, after game...
Top four of the LCS.
Top four.
That's fucking exciting.
And we play line tomorrow, 1pm, 20...
We will be there.
I'm there, bro. I'm there.
I'm there. I'm always there.
And you're still SR, right?
I'm on the train. I'm on the SR.
I don't know if that's a good or bad thing
Because sometimes the teams that I support lose
Not today
Not today well tomorrow well not today and tomorrow maybe
Brother oh my god, thank you for watching me dude. That was good. Are you gonna continue streaming?
Yeah for a little bit
All right, brother appreciate you thank you so much. I get some sleep. All right, we'll do see you tomorrow. Peace
Alright, thank you, bye man.
Big win, big win, big win, big win.
Alright chat.
Big claps in the chat for Shopify and Ludwig.
I will be seeing you tomorrow.
It's been a 15 hour stream bro.
I feel like I've been streaming for 2 days straight.
Alright, I'll be back tomorrow.
I don't know what time, but I'll be back tomorrow.
That was a fun watch for Ludwig, that was good.
I'll be back tomorrow.
I'll send you over to Ludwig now and...
Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm reading K-247. Oops, that was a habit. Oops, wait, such a weird little week.
Oops. Alright, I'll see you tomorrow. Chat all the love, all the kisses, take care.
Enjoy the rest of your day, night, morning, evening, wherever in the world, sleep well, stay safe, take care.
Shout out to lurkers, bidders, gifters, chatters, resubbers, have a good rest of your day, night, evening, morning, wherever in the world, sleep well, stay safe, take care.
And I'll see you tomorrow for some more League of Legends. We got Worlds in three weeks, we got the Demacia Cup in one week.
There's a lot of shit going on in the world for League.
Dom tweeted at FlyQuest. Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy.
Alright, peace.
What a day. That was a madness.
How many tractors is Ludwig going to pay Zezel?
See you later.
Wait, did the raid work?