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I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more again red hoodie
I repeat red hoodie pre I was the other day mom yo yo sploof ICU
Durr mr smart kf uh tiffani north gloom shirt uh heart
Shay d le uh uh little piggy stucks w subbers man appreciate y'all
chat. How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it. How? How we doing
on a scale of one to ten up in here? Chad, what y'all do this weekend, bro? Huh? Chad,
what did y'all do this weekend, man? Y'all do anything?
What do you think?
Somebody says sleep chat type one if you slept the entire weekend.
Entire weekend just slept.
Just gone.
Dude, I'm telling y'all chat, bro, sleep it man, chat, sleep it goaded bro.
No joke.
Man sleepin' is goaded.
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
She's judging y'all's messages right now.
That's what she was looking at.
Oh, she gone.
She gone, Chad.
She was judging y'all's messages, bruh.
That's what she was looking at, and she was disappointed, believe me.
me she was absolutely disappointed seeing y'all's messages right there who
wouldn't be I mean golly man the stuff that be going on in this chat how could
you not be disappointed when you look at it chat can you believe it's almost
Christmas, bro. Lord have mercy. Yo Cassius with the five get the thank you, dude, chat.
I'm going by so fast is actually not even funny anymore. It really ain't it's about
it is over, bubba. Okay, it is over. Yo, Sam, what the five
get to thank you. Um, hey, case long time viewer, me and my
friends love you. Shout out Olivia. Yo, what's good, Olivia?
Think about making a horror game about my current job at
the movie theater. Would you play? Yeah, I play that 100%
Precinct you W. Olivia. Yo, yo, Sam with the five get the W. Sam with the five get the thank you
Yo, Meg's with a thousand bits as well
I tried to make broccoli and cheddar soup for dinner tonight, but I had no cheddar
So I made it with mozzarella, but it didn't melt
So now I have vegetable and milk and water with cheese stuck to the bottom of the pan. What do I even do at this point?
Well, your first mistake was trying to make cheddar and broccoli soup not gonna lie
That was your very it was it was a doomed operation from the get-go
Yo ace with the five give to thank you
and be real with you
because
Even if it would have turned out how it was supposed to at the end of the day
It's still broccoli and and cheddar soup. That's nasty
Okay
Yo, Haley with the five gift that thank you Haley. I'm at this point
Just throw it away and could get some noodles not gonna lie
Hey, not gonna lie.
Yo project with the five get to thank you.
Hey case so get a load of this nonsense I went over to starfordsystems.com to browse
the computers because I needed an upgrade W plug.
My fiance then goes behind my back and gets one for himself meaning I now cannot get
one.
Can you please tell him he's a goober?
Well, if he got it from StarFordSystems.com, I fear I can't tell him he's a goober
Because that's that's a great place to get one
Yo broca, lead it with the five get to thank you
Wait, so you can't get one because he got one
Man that's messed up man that's messed up for real
Man, yo blood wing with the five get the thank you blood wing with the five get the appreciate you
What is this?
case my older brother came home this weekend and said he was vegan and
Tried to make us a vegan cauliflower wings and I looked at him
Went down the street and got me a chili dog from Sonic because I ain't eating that slob
Yo, tried to make a vegan cauliflower wings.
Wait, hold up.
What is that?
Do I need to look that up?
Yo, sparkle cow with the five get to thank you.
Sounds nasty, bro.
Yo, yo, making with a thousand bits,
W making with a thousand bits.
Hello, case, with a long time fan,
since being introduced to your Twitch streams
through Fall Guys in early 2023.
Yeah, I remember your name.
You're my shooter in Fall Guys.
Yeah, I remember you.
Your streams have done a lot
for keeping my mood up through college.
I wanna let you know I've just graduated university
with a degree in arts and entertainment tech.
I wanted to get back a bit
because the streams mean so much to me.
Thanks for being amazing and down to Earth Streamer
always and skinny legend also on this fan mail.
You don't want to do some more fan mail.
So that's actually really cool to hear.
That's actually really cool.
Wow, yo, congratulations on graduating college.
That's actually wild.
Congrats.
That's something I couldn't do, Bubba.
Hey, that's something I couldn't do.
I didn't, man.
Yo, JD with the five get there.
I appreciate you for it.
Oh, congratulations.
That's actually no joke.
school. Chat type one if you've graduated from college in here. Who in
here's graduated from college? Don't even lie.
Don't even lie.
What?
Oh, that's not 100% fake. Whatever that is. Kate, thank you for
the 500 bits yo Toria with the five get the thank you. Um, hey
case quarantine zone has a release date set on stain by the way I know
buddy that's so last week big dog buddy that's so last week up in here we know
that quarantine zone comes out on January 12th. That is so far away too. I am
disgusted. Why couldn't they just release it today, man? Just let it come out today.
You know, devour them with the five gifts and then tour you with the five
gifts. Thank you.
Chad, should I, should I step in? Should I, should I, should I step in and
make them release it today.
I think I should.
I'm going to have to step in as, as back to back 2024, 2025 game or the year
and variety streamer of the year and step in and be like, Hey, times are
ticking, Bubba.
We need this game to come out.
And if you don't release it, but in the next 24 hours, I will be forced to get straight
up butt naked on Twitch and be banned for an unforeseeable amount of time.
And I will not be able to play it at that point.
No, maybe if you got me messed up, yo, McDonald's or Burger King?
You know what? That question isn't as obvious as you would think to be to be real with you.
That's not that's not a very obvious question because I'm here to tell you one thing right
here. Burger King has something that blows everything at McDonald's out of the water.
You want to know what it is? The jalapeno cheddar bites, bro. I don't know if they
got them all the time, but when they got them, dude, if it is an option, if there's a McDonald's
right here and there's a Burger King right here beside it and the Burger King has them
jalapeno cheddar bites, big dog. It's not even a question where I'm going at that point.
it's Burger King all day and to be honest with you
Burger King's fries are good now too Burger King's fries are good
matter of fact you'd be better off going to Burger King unless it's a really good McDonald's
but those are very few far and in between or whatever it is
Chicken Big Mac, that's not a permanent thing.
The Chicken Big Mac was a permanent thing.
You already know that these fast food places are allergic to keeping good stuff on the menu.
They'll literally put something crazy good on the menu and literally just stop doing
it.
It makes no sense.
You know, we talked about the other day, you know who the worst person in the world
about doing it is dead gum Taco Bell.
You'll bury with the five. Thank you.
I'm telling y'all, bro. Give it.
Give it. Literally. Yo, Chels will five get it. Give it 20
years, 20 to 30 years.
All the fast food places now ain't gonna exist no more.
There's going to be a new breed of fast food chain come through that's actually going to put good stuff on the menu and keep it there rather than taking it off.
And we're going to be it's going to be like the TV companies that thought they were immortal for all those years.
And now look they're they're insignificant now everybody does streaming.
I'm telling y'all watch I'm telling y'all watch it watch it watch it open your
own fast food joint chat would you go to my fast food place man I know how to run
a fast food or a restaurant in general because I I'd see a beloved item that
everybody loved and I wouldn't be like oh I want to take that away I keep it
matter of fact I take everything else away and just keep that no joke what
would you serve at my restaurant okay here you go you know what my main menu
would be at my restaurant. Here's what my main menu would be at my restaurant, bro.
Here it is. There'd be a shrumboli sandwich on there. We'd have some form of shrumboli
sandwich that would be goaded. We would have a shrimp alfredo option. We would have a shrimp
about Frado option. We'd have a shrumboli, like I said, we
would also have thinking. I'm thinking. Showtime with the five.
Thank you. Man, I'm out of ideas. Dude, dude, I'm out of
ideas. Lord have mercy. Yo, what's good? Kimberly and Nemo. Thank you. Daisy,
appreciate you. Appreciate that, Johanna. Thank you. Gonna disagree on
broccoli and cheddar soup being bad. But I did give up and get something.
No, you see that now you're doing better. Dechicotator with the five
give to thank you case what's your opinion on Dairy Queen I have never in
my life eaten Dairy Queen ever never have out now would I like to try it yes
I would but I've never had it yo hi case this is Caitlin and Aaron watching you
live all the way from south after we watch your videos on YouTube make our
Yo, what's good Caitlin Aaron? Appreciate y'all. Thank you
Kitty
Kitty
Kitty, Kitty, Coconut Crab Killer with the five gift, thank you.
Oh yeah, pizza would have to be on the menu too.
Some pizza, I would have my own variation of the steakhouse burrito with like a side
of rice or something with it.
We have french fries, here's the sides, right?
the sides that we would have French fries fried okra mozzarella sticks jalapeno
cheddar bites onion rings and yeah we'd also have we have some wings and for
desserts. I'd have a pecan pie and like a cake.
Man, God, Lee, I'd open up the best restaurant in the world,
dude. Oh, my goodness. I'm telling y'all, bro. Oh, my
goodness, bro. Dude, I would have the best restaurant in the
world.
Should I do it, Chad? Should I open up Cases restaurant? And
It's just going to be called cases.
C A S E S just cases.
A brought her to new cases, opened down the street.
Let's go to it.
Bruh.
I take over what I'd be the most popular restaurant and human history.
Yo, Nate with the five gifted and wagon with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Yo, Celestial with 5,000 bits.
Hey, so yesterday was my 19th birthday and tomorrow's my sister's 13th birthday.
You know, happy birthday to you and your sister. Happy 19th or 13th birthday.
Appreciate that. Thank you. Happy birthday as well.
Melissa, thank you. Three minutes of ads.
Big dog. You're lucky you didn't 22 minutes of ads.
You know what I could be doing to you right now.
You know what I could be doing up in here. It could be bad.
As a matter of fact, let me check the maximum amount of ads I could run an hour.
I'm about to check, huh?
Actually, no, I'm not.
I'm not going to touch it again.
Nope.
I messed it up last time I went in there and tried to touch it.
Nope.
I'm not messing that up again.
Last time I went in there and looked, it was giving all ad like every five minutes.
But I'm 99% sure that it is capable.
The most I could run is 22 minutes an hour.
Dude, that's literally almost half and half.
Is that not absurd?
Tell me it's not absurd.
You know what else is absurd?
What I'm about to do in this lobby right here, lock in, about to first try this.
Let's go.
What a dead gum prediction. I ain't playing around today.
Hey, I'm not playing around today. Not at all, Bubba.
Not at all.
It's time for a fun study session.
Welcome to our new smarter than a fifth grader.
Hold on.
My mom asked me, what do I remember Strumboli being made out of?
I'm like, I really don't remember, but I remember getting it at school,
and it was like the best thing ever.
Yo mom, if you could replicate that, oh my goodness,
I'd be the happiest person in the world.
Like actually.
Roll call.
Everyone seat now.
Just pick yourself a nice avatar.
I don't remember what it was, but I remember having it at school for lunch when I was a kid.
I don't remember Strumboli Day.
Oh my goodness, bruh.
Let's see what we can teach you here.
It's Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grim?
Dude, it was so good.
I showed ya. One of your two hosts for the show.
What's the uh...
Oh, okay.
You know what, you know what's, you know, it's alright because there's been worse.
There has been worse yo Martin with the five get to thank you
Yo Jarrett with two thousand bits hey case my bro my buddy Wilkie's been going through a lot
There's been a little stress right now. Can you tell me stop being a goober and put a smile on his face? Yeah, will teach
Yeah, will keep you turn that frown upside down
That's what your friend said
We're going to ask you 11 questions in a lot of difficulty, but I may not look blocked
in, but I am.
No, this already.
It's time for first grade.
It's a rolled up cow zone.
No, I don't remember how to, I don't remember how to pizza sauce on it.
I have you here.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Is that, there's a symbol.
It's a pizza sauce on it.
You're so helped in this grade by...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we so much have pizza sauce on it!
You've been helped in this, Grayby.
Okay, you can't wag and appreciate the bits to wag.
I'll look at a thank-you wag and W wag.
Oh, okay!
Yeah!
Hello, my name is Mia.
Lock in.
I'm studying all kinds of art and music.
What?
Fussy baby.
Here are your choices.
It's okay.
Don't have off-rack, you don't have off-rack.
Get to a native speaker level
This is a vocabulary question.
By definition, the word steed refers to which of the following animals?
Horse. Thank you, next question.
Cow.
Goat.
Horse.
Thank you, next question.
Fussy, baby.
Okay, the right answer.
Thank you, next question.
And the real answer is...
horse you get 100 points
so Mia thanks for helping us can you tell us a fun fact on your favorite
subject
mandolas aren't only artistic symmetry but originally a spiritual practice of
art in india
you gotta check the next question
Busy, baby. Let's find you a good question.
Yo, Martin with the five, thank you. It's movie time with the five.
Measurements. Animal science. Math.
Spellings. Spellings.
Wait, I forgot the strato, so if you do, it's picking my not-good-so-jaxon first grade.
Or to use it in a sentence for this spelling question.
How many times do vowels appear in the following word?
Astronaut. Astronaut.
2, 4, 3, 4, you see how quick I was able to calculate that chat?
Do you see?
Busy, baby, choose an answer.
Do you see how quick I was able to calculate that?
We got your answer.
Whoa!
No, Jeroboam with the team, thank you.
The correct answer is 4.
Next word, you get 100 points.
Don't play with me, y'all.
You get 100 points. Don't play with me.
But it's time we swap posts. It's your
new Spider-Man game just announced. You are telling the actual last person in the world
that cares. Like actually there is nobody that cares less than me. Like, hey, I'm Teddy,
other hosts for the show it's time for questions from second grade like big
dollars this time each question is worth 150 points like you took out a new
classmate so anybody fine for now that cares
good yeah you'll get help from your classmate
you know what I mean oh my goodness she got an attitude
Hey, my name is Kai, and my babies are just our world geographies and animal science.
Man!
Fussy baby, pick yourself a nice subject.
Wait a minute, give me some good subjects, hold on.
Wait a minute!
How many consonants are the first half of the alphabet?
9
10
13
Fussy, baby. Please pick an answer.
It's 13.
NO, MUM, IT'S 13!
And the answer is in.
Yay!
That means the answer is...
10.
I was wrong anyway. I am.
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz.
It's are you smarter than a fifth grader?
We're going to ask you 11 questions in a recent difficulty.
But you get to pick the subject every time.
You'll have a classmate to help you out
and 3 cheats you can use during the game.
You can either copy your classmates
or delete the instructions.
It's time for first...
Oh man, look at this slot class.
We have Jaden Hulli- This is the worst class ever!
Oh my goodness!
This is actually the worst class we've ever had, like, ever.
Yellow with the 5.
You have. You have. You can't weasel out of this animal's question.
What dog breed is known for its-
Hell bully their children, I do not care!
I wish one of them would swing on me.
Then black spots.
Porter Collie.
Dalmatian.
Beagle.
Dalmatian, thank you again. Thank you for coming in.
Fussy baby, which is the right answer?
Get some kids.
We got the answer and the right answer is Dalmatian.
This one on Woodshaw is for you guys.
You get 100 points.
You got me messed up.
So Jaden, thank you for coming.
Kids are bullies. You're actually right. Yeah, they are.
So Jaden.
A stalactite points down.
You limited to said this fact the other day.
You're running out of material, Tayden.
Let's check the next question.
Fussy baby, please pick a good subject.
Give me your...
Oh! Art. It's art history time.
It's this famous works question.
Bros. running out of material, Chad. It's going mad.
It's the popular name for an iconic 19th century painting.
Mona Lisa.
Whistler's Grandpa
whistler's best buddy whistler's mother what fussy baby it's your turn to answer
It's gonna guess it's now locked in
Yeah, yeah art is such an easy thing this is so stupid
Whistlers okay
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz
It's are you smart or is that man
We're going to ask you let's get right to the quiz
Cheat or do a no cheat run
Welcome to first grade
How lovely to
Yeah! Yay! Yay!
So, your classmate for this grade is...
What grade was that? First grade, by the way.
Jaden!
Ah!
Woo!
I've never heard of Whistler's Grandma.
It's Jaden. I'm your guy for earth science and physical science.
Fussy, baby. Pick a subject for the next...
Oh, okay. It's just getting worse.
Wow
It is we're among the stars of this solar system question
The planets in our solar system orbit around what star the sun dog star north star sun
Fussy baby pick out your answer do what?
And it is locked in the all the correct answer is
Son
You get one good dog star
So Jaden thanks for being here today
I keep fresh water fish as pets and
And emergency!
Yeah, they're safe now.
Let's move to the next question.
Fussy baby.
Let's see what subjects there are.
We have...
You can count on this question.
Being at our country.
One block is three inches long.
What is the minimum number of blocks?
Jenna needs to make a wall of blocks that is 36 inches long.
Twelve.
Six.
12 18 fussy baby do you have the answer wait
yeah I was right yeah that's it we've got it now the actual answer is yeah I
I started second-guessing myself because I immediately knew it was that I started second-guessing
Great work! You get 100 points
Bro was struggling with that, I literally s-
But it's time we swap hosts
Say hello, Claudia
Yo, happy birthday, Molly, appreciate you taking care of birthday, Molly, thank you
Yo, Claudia, thank you, you're other hosts for the show
Let's go to questions from second grade
This time I appreciate that.
I appreciate you too, thank you.
We'll say goodbye to our old classmate and greet a new one.
Claudia!
Where you been at, Claudia?
And helping you for this grade is...
Eva!
Yo, happy birthday, Brie. Thank you, Brie. Happy birthday, Brie. Thank you.
Yeah!
You'll be Brie happy birthday, Brie.
Salad Esmeman. Eva asked. My favorite classes are foreign languages and social studies.
Fussy baby. Go and pick one of these subjects. Is it this character in the game?
This yeah, this character in the game is Claudia, but this, this classmate.
Geometry. World history. This classmate is either Eva or Haley. It's either one of the two.
I'm going to measure this.
Let's see how you size up in a measurement question.
If Kamani finishes the 100 meter dash in 20 seconds, what fraction of a minute is that?
One fourth.
One third.
One third.
One half.
One third.
Fussy baby.
Bussy, baby, give us your answer.
Chathamwa.
Your answer is in.
Apollo? Yeah, Apollo.
That makes the answer...
one-third.
Chathamwa.
You get 150 points.
This is the one.
Chath, this is the one right here.
So, Ava, thanks for being here.
Can you tell us a fun fact about your favorite subject?
I don't think I've ever heard of it before.
We're cut, by the way.
cooked. The only real chance that I have right here is Earth science right here. This is
actually the only chance. Like, we're talking about all these subjects. I gotta go Earth.
We only have one planet in this Earth question.
In Arizona, which season is typically the hottest?
It's just a trick question.
Busy baby, pick the correct one.
Either they think I am insanely stupid or this is a trick question.
what? Here's the answer. Was this a trick question? And the answer is? Summer. About
to say they must think I'm stupid
you get one hundred and fifty points
that's all right
hey they can keep thinking I'm stupid keep giving me these questions like that I need those
but this is a two host it doesn't have to be
You leave me not ever come back!
Hey there, to the next one, welcome to third grade.
Every question is now worth 200 points.
Let's say hello to your new classmate and bye to the old one.
Good luck.
Woo!
GG.
Ah!
Ah!
And your classmate this grade will be...
GG.
It's over.
If I get past the third ray right here, I got it.
Eli!
Oof!
Yay!
Yeah!
Yay!
I'm Eli.
And my favorite subject-
You two just sent a message that I haven't been paying attention.
I've been forwarding too much with a frowny face emoji.
Bro, what?
Our chemistry and measurements.
Oof!
What?
Fussy, baby.
Choose a good subject for you.
What are you talking about?
Foreign language.
Physical science.
What?
Fussy, baby. Choose a good subject for you.
What are you talking about?
Foreign language.
Physical life with all geometry.
Don't get tongue-tied for this foreign languages question.
True or false?
Turkish is the official language of Turkmenistan.
Fussy, baby. Choose your answer.
Turkmenistan don't exist. That's false.
your answer is locked the right answer is false yeah there ain't no such thing as
Turk Minneson thanks for attending today why don't you tell us a nice back
Gave really kind of set you up.
I have a standing desk at home, so I'm not setting down a desk.
Five years old, by the way, bro needs a standing desk.
A very cool fact. Let's all go to the next question.
Yo, Emil, yo, what's up, man? Thank you.
You've got physical slides.
Geometry. Life's on the ride the wave.
This physics question.
a
a
solid
liquid
gas
fussy baby it's your chance to answer
it's now locked in
the right answer is
Liquid. Good try, but you chose the wrong one.
Oh!
Get my voice, man!
Ah!
Unfortunately, let's take a look at all the points you've earned.
And we'll have to say goodbye-
I wonder what I'll unlock at the next rank.
See what we can teach you here. It's are you you're going to ask you let's go to the quiz already
Y'all can say I told if you want nobody knew that by the way so nice to see it after I answered it
I looked over everybody will say yes and helping you out for now is
I
Fussy baby, please pick your own good subject. So it's on the tip of our top with this book
Just a squeaker
like we don't care which of these words is an antonym to comfortable uncomfortable very
comfortable cozy there it is thank you easy buddy
fussy baby choose the right answer your answer is in and the correct answer is
uncomfortable. Good work. Yeah! Dude, just oh my goodness. I can't stay in Halima.
So, I see a bunch of squeakers in the chat that got mad at me. Talk about Elle
Pooley. She can't help her voice, man. Just say you're a squeaker, bud. You get
made fun of on the game, don't you? I've been there. I remember when I was a
kid, I got caught a squeaker on the game two a side. Helping us out. Can you tell
Tell us something about your favorite subject.
Chromosomes do not decide gender.
X and Y come in too many variants.
See, she's gonna go say, she read that off of a script
because she does not know anything.
She read that off a script.
But I remember one time I had the simplest question
in the world that I personally didn't know
when she was supposed to know
and she didn't.
Very good.
That's how I know.
She's still reading off a script over there.
Look!
Fussy baby.
Make yourself a good subject.
Now it's reading, social studies,
and spinning right around this solar system.
I believe you're making my head, man.
What planet in our solar system has one moon and no rings?
Jupiter, Neptune, Earth.
Gotta be Earth.
Fussy baby, what's the answer?
Gotta be Earth.
We got your answer and the actual answer is
Earth
Jupiter has 14 and Neptune has 10 nerd 100 points
I
Learn but this is a two-host show take it away, Claudia
I hope you know I know you look that up the second grade. I know you didn't know that
That's probably it, bro.
Anybody but Jane that we get here.
Alright, we cool with that.
Now, that's right here a good classmate.
She ain't never let me down. She ain't annoying.
Just good classmate. Her and Ava.
And like Apollo. You know what? You sat pretty good too.
Hey, my name's Hayley. My two best subjects are reading and spelling.
Fussy, baby. Pick a subject for this question.
We've got a real history- Oh my goodness, man.
Yeah, Henry. U.S. history.
Life science. Get a global perspective
for this world's destiny question.
Much of the Spanish-American war
was fought on what Caribbean island?
Pirates.
Barbados.
Grenada.
Cuba.
Oh, my goodness.
Fussy baby. Pick an answer for it.
I'm just gonna say Cuba. That's what sounds right.
And the answer is in.
Yes!
Well, the answer is...
Cuba.
Let's chase!
See, you get 150 points.
So, Haley, thanks for joining us.
Can you give us a fun fact about your favorite subject?
A library in Portugal uses bats as pest control against book-damaging insects.
That's cat! That's cat, by the way.
It's now time for the next question.
Fussy baby, here's your choice of subjects.
That's cat.
It's between US history, social science, animal science.
Don't clam up now with this animal's question.
The Papa Hanwha Mokwakea Marine National Monument is a large protected area with diverse
sea life in what countries waters?
Pussy, baby, please pick your answer.
Here's the answer.
Yes!
Well, the actual answer is United States.
Good try, but that's not the right answer.
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a 5th grader, but we'd love to give you another
try.
I hope you're ready for our prop quiz.
It's our use.
We're going to ask you, oh, let's get right to the quiz.
I have no words.
Welcome to first grade.
Yeah.
And you'll get a helping hand from?
That was the longest word I've ever seen in my life, actually.
Issa.
Oh.
Yeah.
What was that?
Woo.
Hi, it's Issa.
I can help you with vocabulary or grammar questions.
Busy baby, let's take a peek at the subjects.
We hope this spelling question won't spell any trouble.
Which word in this sentence is used incorrectly?
I know four people from Mississippi.
No.
I.
No.
From.
Easy.
That's not chat the type of-
That's a baby. What's your answer?
Just not chat the type of the real.
Your answer is locked.
Yeah! So, the correct answer is...
That's how y'all be tied with a real one.
Every one of y'all do it.
No!
Every one of y'all do it.
You get 100 points.
Ask me for everybody.
So, Izak, thanks for coming to class.
Can you give everyone a fact about yourself?
My favorite food is my mom's tai-di.
It's a rice-cake.
We don't care.
We're good facts.
You think we care about your personal life,
He's not going to answer a question, bud.
Bro, this week, everyone is favorite food, guys.
Well, first off, Tia needs to be more careful.
hands to replace him. Busy baby.
What's the he's gonna have six of them left if he replaces. But why would you do that?
We got the answer. A little tater tot with the five. Thank you. The right answer is
six. That's easy. Well done. You get 100 points. That's easy.
But that's enough for me!
No!
Man!
Hi, I'm Teddy.
I'm here to help us for the show.
I hope you're ready for the second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
It's time to say bye to our old classmate and greet a new one.
Take it easy.
Yay!
Ah!
Woo!
And giving you a hand now will be...
You know, this is a pretty good glass.
Saber!
This is a good glass.
You'll blossom with the fire, thank you.
Yay!
Good to talk to you.
So, what he said is candy makes me uncomfortable.
Same.
So, yeah.
I love to practice on fire, lightages, and social studies.
How many total faces are there on a pair of six-sided dice?
6
12
24
Fussy baby, choose us an answer!
This is just six.
It's six out of nine, so it's just six.
We've got it now.
The real answer is actually twelve.
Oh my goodness, this is a pair!
Dude, these questions are not about knowledge, it's about speaking stuff into a question
to make you get it wrong.
I'm getting a chance at Pair till I have them!
Oh my god!
That's Candy's thinking that in there!
That's not the actual question! Candy snuck that in there!
Let's see what they can teach you here.
It's Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
We're going to ask you 11 questions in increasing differences.
You're not reading?
I shouldn't have to read it that thoroughly.
You'll have a classmate to help you out, and three, you all know this already.
Oh my goodness, man.
It's time for first grade.
Help.
So, let's greet your new classmate.
Bro, the smarter you are, the worse you are at this game.
One of you goobers can play this if I've been at first try because the dumber you are the better you do. It's actually insane.
You've gotta be dumb to be good.
Fussy baby, here is your choice of subjects. So, it's reading, social studies, life science.
Yeah, I love you man.
The feud between Flyer and Kuroo is ridiculous.
They did some shit.
I've beat this multiple times like this.
They buffed it since then.
This game's never been this hard.
It never has.
Never.
This is ridiculous.
The term patchwork would most likely be associated with which of these crafts?
Lithography.
Pottery.
Quilting.
Quilting.
Fussy baby.
What's the right answer?
Quilting.
Fussy, baby. What's the right answer? Quilting.
And, it is locked in. Yes!
So the answer is...
Quilting. She got this. You get 100...
See, a question that involves real, not life knowledge about something like real life that you should know about, I know it.
I like to drink flowery and citrusy juice.
Three years old by the way.
We gotta go to the next question.
I'm drinking that poison.
Fussy baby, pick one of these subjects.
There are reading, punctuate your thoughts, because it's question time.
True or false, if and but are examples of conjunctions.
Yes, that's true.
That's true.
Fussy baby, which is the answer?
That's true.
And we've got your answer.
Yes!
Well, the actual answer is...
Yeah, I remember that bold British day control. That's crazy.
Good work!
You got 100%!
Conjunction, Junction!
Let's go, Function!
Hi, I'm Claudia, your other host for the show.
Thanks for joining us in the second grade.
this time I wish I saved money for a house in the third grade so I wouldn't
be suffering right now you could have started saving money 20 years before
he is born and you wouldn't have enough for a house right now each question is
worth 150 points now I'm not talking about you specifically I'm talking about
the price of them things are ridiculous time to say bye to our old
classmates and hi to a new buddy if I if I wouldn't have got lucky and
able to get in the position I'm in now I'd still be in the dadgum trap house
taking cold showers with a water heater that don't work with no insulation I
wouldn't make it out the trenches yes you're pretty with your new classmate
I thought I was gonna DIE in the abtrances man!
Mia!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yes!
I swear!
Hello! My name is Mia.
My favorite subject for art music!
Oh, buddy!
Die in the abtrances!
Yo, I'll see you through with the final thing.
life science look at these swat subjects they keep giving me by the way we'll
need some fun guys in this life science question some varieties of plankton are
an example of which of the following Lord mineral fungus plants fungus all day
What you talking about?
Fussy, baby. What's the right answer?
100% it's fungus.
There's a fungus among us.
It's now locked in.
The right answer is?
Plant. Good try, but that wasn't the right answer.
WHAT?!
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a 5th grader.
But we'd love to see you here later.
It's time to get serious, even though I am serious, but I'm about to get serious.
I hope you're ready for our prop quiz.
It's Are You Smarter Than a Thief?
Yeah, that's it.
We're going to ask you a real skit for the first grade.
It's time for first grade.
It's so nice to have you here.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Yay!
Yay!
helping you out for this great is...
Joaquin!
Wow!
Yeah!
The name is Joaquin.
And I can help you with math and geometry tasks.
Fussy baby!
Let's pick one for the next question.
Now it's...
Reading!
Social someone call father time
time because we have a question Ava goes to bed at 10 p.m. and rises at 6 a.m. John goes
to bed at midnight when should John wake up to get as much sleep as Ava 8 a.m. 6 a.m.
7 a.m. 8 a.m. 8 a.m. 8 a.m.
8 hours. Which is the right answer?
We've got it now.
No sentry with the team get the W sentry with the team get the thank you.
8 a.m.
You get 100 points.
No more a no no more messing around.
High case is going to sound crazy, but I accidentally pepper sprayed my sister in the face the other day
In parentheses, I would never do this on purpose
Pro what?
Can you please tell Layla that her sister Anna is really sorry and she said forgive me I
Use the rest of my grocery money for this. Please respond
month. How did you accidentally?
Yo, Layla, Anna said, uh, she was sorry for pepper spraying you the other day. She said it wasn't on purpose. Okay. Now, do I believe that? I'm not sure.
But I just took the rest of her grocery money for this month for to relay this message. Now she ain't gonna be able to eat nothing. So, yeah.
She says she's sorry for that
So, Joaquin, thanks for joining us here. Can you tell us all a nice fact about yourself?
When I'm older, I want to run my own business-
We all know how that went, Jaquan! He wound up sweeping floors at the Goob Lagoon!
Yeah, that dream sure did go far, didn't it, Bubba?
Pussy, baby.
Y'all been making $5 an hour at the gooblegoo.
It's between the floors.
Social studies, earth science, life science.
Don't you worry about this rock in the middle of the ocean.
The shape of a crystal is known as its what? Shape. Habit. Rabbit. Abbit. Fussy baby, please
Pick your answer and the answer is in the correct answer is
habit not to say all right you get one hundred points
but that's enough from me it's your turn Teddy
I
Your other house for the show it's time for us to go to the second grade what is that this time each question is
Let's meet a new classmate and say bye to our old
Oh
This dude has came and tested what did I miss I was gonna feel it
Yeah, and I'm very good with health and life science
Fussy baby, let's pick one of these are all be you've got US history look at these subjects man world history
I'm a go you know I'm a go US history for once
Go down memory lane in this US history question
The pilgrims who sailed on a mayfly in 1620 crossed what ocean on their journey the big one like what are you talking about, bro?
Atlantic Ocean
Pacific Ocean
Fussy baby, what's the answer? I'm going
I'm going to like it
Your answer is your child with the five. Thank you. The real answer is actually a
Land
You get 150 points
So, Halima, thanks for being here with us.
Can you tell us all a fact about yourself?
I like to watch fun travel shows in my free time.
Great to know.
Let us go to the next question.
Busty baby, it's time to pick yourself a subject.
is in. Follow the morning star in this solar system question.
What is the most distant major planet that orbits the sun?
Fussy baby, give us your answer.
Your answer is locked.
If this isn't right, then the game shouldn't have that up there.
So the correct answer is Neptune.
This game actually sucks.
Don't have that up there, then!
If you're not considering Pluto a planet, don't have it up there, dude!
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz!
It's a good job!
You get 150 points!
We're going to ask you and let's go to the quiz already!
Welcome to first grade!
How lovely to have you here!
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Ah!
And your classmate for this grade is...
I'm angry!
Sorry.
EZAP.
Woo!
Yay!
Hey, it's EZAP.
I'm very good at vocabulary and-
You ain't very good at- no, man.
Fussy baby.
Take a look at these subjects.
I thought that was Jayden talking at first.
Do your English teacher proud in this next question.
If something is described as abysmal, what can be said of that object?
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
as abysmal what can be said of that object it's bad it's good it's bad it's wonderful it's bad
it's terrible it's terrible fussy baby it's your chance to answer
the status is abysmal so yeah well the correct answer is
It's terrible. That means you get 100 points.
So, peace out. Thank you for being here. Can you tell us a fun fact you learned recently?
End dashes and hyphens have distinct uses that are not entertaining.
a good thing I don't use them at all but let's move to the next question
fussy baby here I'll cast a spell on you for this next question the name of
which of the seven colors in the rainbow spectrum comes last alpha oh my
My goodness, what are you talking about?
Yellow.
This isn't a sp!
Green.
Violet.
Fussy, baby.
What's your answer?
Yellow.
here's the answer well the right answer is yeah that's too lazy you get 100 the
alphabet it's so stupid it's just slump it's outdated slump but you've had enough
of me go for it Claudia
hey I'm glad you are the host for the show it's time for questions from
everything that should be said should be able to be typed in a three word word
three-letter word there's no reason for it's 2025 almost 2026 there's no reason
that we got words that are longer like five letters nowadays how have we not
shortened everything your classmate and say goodbye to the old dated it's
Let's say hi to your new classmate.
I want to go back to the cave, man.
Would you like a little drink with that, sir?
Tell me how much better that would be.
There'd be no confusion.
No confusion, it's just simple eye.
God, let's go.
Social studies, geometry, no history.
This next question won't go pear shaped.
True or false?
If two figures both have three sides each,
then they must both be triangles.
Fussy baby.
Pick the right answer.
That's false cylinders have three sides.
And it is locked in.
That's false cylinders have three sides.
Well, the answer is...
True.
Good try.
Dog.
Syllables have three sides!
A surface isn't a side, then what is it?
How is the surface not do y'all are dumb chat y'all are dumb for that
Dude, it's such a struggle being smarter than the game itself. Oh my god
Just do me to do good this game. I have to stoop my level of knowledge down to y'all's level
It's actually set. Where will they make a game that actually keeps up with my level of enough?
This is
We're going to ask you let's go to the quiz already
Welcome to first grade.
It's nice to see you today.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Yes!
Your classmate for this grade will be...
Eli!
Huh?
Yeah!
Yes!
Yay!
My name is Eli.
And I can help you with chemistry and measurement questions.
Busy baby, choose the right subject for you. It's either reading social studies life science art
Like
It's time to get to the end of the game.
All right, all right, all right.
This is a cylinder.
Side, side.
And this once is one individual thing with no crease.
That's one big side.
Side because there's like a difference in this and this and the bottom is the difference.
Side, side, one big side.
I actually don't know what y'all talking about, y'all can keep typing all this stuff, y'all are all wrong.
So, Eli, thank you for attending today. Why don't you tell us a good fact about yourself?
I want to make something that can replace plastic.
Well you're never going to, you're going to work in a long breeze nerd, shut up.
It's now time for the next question.
Fussy baby, pick a good subject for yourself.
There is reading, social studies, life science, measurements.
Get to the square root of this equation question.
If the soccer field is 130 yards long, what is its length in terms of feet?
This is not a first grade question!
260
390
Fussy baby, choose your answer
I mean I know it, but it's not a first grade question!
Your answer.
Yay!
LoL!
That makes the answer.
That's a dad gum, that's a dad gum three sided cylinder on that board right there.
Look at that!
I'm the smartest person in here by the way y'all can't kill me nothing.
Your classmate for now will be...
Hayley!
Yay! Yes! Yes!
Hi, the name's Hayley. I like to answer random spawning questions.
Fussy, baby. Go ahead and pick a subject. We've got reading. Social studies. World
history. U.S. history. Dude, this is disgusting. This is disgusting right here.
Find your next vacation spot in this city's question.
Tour of Falls, a wall divided the city of Berlin from 1961 to 1989.
That's too specific for it to be false, I'm going to say yes.
Fussy baby, what's the real answer?
And it is locked in.
Yes!
So, the answer is...
True. That's easy. Nice work.
You get 150 points.
That's easy.
So, Haley, thank you for being here.
Why don't you tell-
How do y'all believers still have money?
Because, bro, being a believer is the long game.
You don't get to, like, immediate gratification when you're a believer.
you eventually wind up with more points in the doubters.
You know, it's always as though...
Everyone a fact about yourself.
I've won multiple spelling bee contests.
You are the biggest liar I've ever heard in my life, but okay.
You're literally two years old.
Back.
And you went okay.
Let's go back to the next question.
Fussy, baby.
Pick a subject you're good at.
You have.
Let's see what we have scrolled away with this animal's question.
The Chinkatigpony is a small horse that lives and feeds on the salt marshes of a Chesapeake Bay island in what country?
Fussy baby, it's your turn to answer.
I'm going America, I've heard the word Chesapeake before.
And we've got your answer.
Yes!
Yes, so the real answer is United States my goodness. I'm him
That's Arkansas you got this you get 150
What time to check the points good work, that's all correct so far
but that's enough for me taking away Claudia third grade let's go
it's my turn let's keep going welcome to third grade no second graders answering
that question in a million years exactly the question is now worth 200 points
let's greet our new classmate and say goodbye to the old they need to rename
this game? Like are you smarter than every person in the world because dude?
I for now! Yes! Yay! Woo!
And helping you out for now is...
We're king! Lord have mercy man!
Yeah! Yeah!
My name is... Lord have mercy!
and I love to work on math and geometry questions.
Fussy baby, go ahead and pick a nice subject.
There is reading, social studies, US history, life science.
Get your green thumb ready for this plant's question.
Which of the following plants is an example of a succulent?
Douglas fir.
Seguaro cactus.
Sunflower.
Fussy baby.
Which is the answer?
Your answer is long.
That means the answer is Seguaro cactus.
Sorry, but you got the wrong answer.
I'm running one more. I just broke my wrist.
Let's see what we can teach you here.
It's our youth smarter than a fifth grader.
We're going to ask you 11 questions in increasing difficulty.
This is ridiculous!
To check the subject, you all know this already.
It's time for first grade.
And you'll get a helping hand from...
I can help with the world geography and animal science questions.
Busy baby, pick your favorite subject.
You don't need to be nobility to enjoy this counting question.
If you have two pairs of mittens and buy two more pairs, how many total mittens do you have?
Eight!
Four!
Eight!
Twelve!
Fussy, baby!
Pick out your answer!
Yo, bigot, the TNT!
So the right answer is you get one hundred points somebody just said
download hacks for this game thank you for coming today why don't you tell us a
nice fact about yourself I swear bro I like to keep nuts I'm why I'm alive I
What have you found so far a bird because it's only you've only been alive long enough to see like two things you're six months old
What are you talking about man?
Here's your subject for this question
How many rounds are in this question
What question one what
Oh
Three
Fussy baby, please pick an answer
To
We got your answer
And the answer is the word noun and the word question
too easy money the word noun in itself is a noun and question
you get 100
wow congrats yeah your band crystal see ya
What kind of demeaning message is that? What do you mean, wow congrats?
Hey, I'm Teddy, your other host for the show. Yeah, you're out of here.
It's time for us to go to the second grade. This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's say bye to your old classmate and meet a new one.
You can do it. No, I can't but thanks anyway
So let's greet your new classmate
Hey! Call me Haley. I'm really good at reading our spelling tests.
Fussy baby, let's see if there's a good subject.
Pick between reading social studies, US history, Earth science.
Let's talk about our home for this Earth question.
True or false, there are no glaciers in Africa.
Fussy baby, choose us an answer.
That's gotta be true.
Your answer is in.
Yes!
And the right answer is...
False.
The number of glaciers is decreasing, but they can be found in several places on the African continent.
Where are you?!
Oh my goodness, man!
It's too hot!
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz.
We're going to ask you to skip the instructions.
It's time for first grade.
Your classmate for now will be Halima.
I'm going to go over there with a dead gum you know what I'm not to completely ruin this
game's reputation I'm about to go over there to wherever icebergs are is with a dead gum
hair dryer and melt them down to where this game will officially be wrong because bro how
Fussy baby let's pick a subject for the question is it reading social studies
vocabulary art
revisit your lexicon this vocabulary question if Lena is absorbed in a new
book then she finds the book what? Good. Fascinating. Boring. Delicious. Fussy baby. Do you have the
answer? Here's the answer. Yeah! And the correct answer is? Fascinating. You're correct.
You get 100 points
They technically could have been either two and I'll lemur. Thanks for coming to class. Can you tell us a fact about your favorite subject?
Nothing is good for your heart and increases your blood flow excellent back all those bad job shares. I got counteracted that I'm dead
Busy baby. Let's look at your choice of subjects
We've got three. Let's take a letter at a time with this spelling question.
How many vowels are in the name of the following number?
Zero.
Zero.
Zero.
One.
Two.
E and O.
Fussy baby. Choose the right answer.
E and O.
we got the answer and the actual answer is to great work you get 100 points
but that's enough for me it's your turn Claudia
Hey, I'm Claudia, your other host for the show. I hope you're ready for second grade.
I am amazed by your genius. Thank you. At least somebody appreciates it.
It's time to say bye to our old classmates and high to the new one.
See you later.
Shut up, nerd.
Woo! Ah! And helping you for this grade is...
Hey, Isaac here. I can help you with vocabulary and grammar questions.
Dude, I'm nervous.
Bussy, baby, pick yourself a good question, and it's reading social studies.
This round is on us with this question about shapes.
What is the perimeter of an equilateral pentagon with side lengths of 4?
20.
25.
It's 20.
30.
It's 20.
Fussy, baby.
He can answer for us.
Yep.
And I can actually explain how I came to this conclusion.
Equalateral means all sides are equals and pentagon means five like a pentakill and league of legends and five times four equals 20
Thank you. Come again. Do you tell mom and the answer is it?
Yeah, well the answer is your cap with the five. Thank you
20
You get 150 points.
So, Iza, thanks so much for your help.
I am amazed and speechless about your talent.
I like to go camping with my family and see the morning sun bloom.
Dude is such a nerd. Just wait till he gets a job.
Cool to know. We gotta check the next question.
Watching the sunrise ain't no fun when you're waking up early for a job, Esac.
Reality's gon' smack you in the face one day.
You think it's cool now you wake up early going camping with your family
and you get to see the sunrise.
You gotta wake up there at 5.30 in the morning and go to work in your
your forces to your rods you've got to go f...
Don't need a green thumb for this color's question
Along with white, what color is used on the stop switch?
Oh, thank you for this one, thank you
Thank you, I needed this
Fussy, baby, choose an answer
I needed that one, thank you so much
Thank you
You've got it now
Whoo, I just looked over after I answered the question this dude named Mikey in the tax all caps
Red case. It's red trust me bro big dog. We all knew
Well the actual answer is red
That means you get 150 points.
Let's take a look at the points.
Great work.
No one answered so far.
But that's enough from me.
It's your turn, Teddy.
Stop leaving, Claudia!
Back to me.
YOU KEEP LEAVING!!!
NAH!
200 points.
It's time for a new cross-crab.
As a safe item for the old one.
See you soon!
Yay!
Yeah!
Giving you a hand now will be...
The Claudia has motion, true.
Truth she does, actually, yeah.
Deli!
Look at this nerd!
Woo!
Yay! Woo!
I mean like, and I'd love to learn more about chemistry and measurements.
And get swirly to school every Monday, cause you're a nerd.
Busy baby, it's time for you to pick a subject.
So, check your syntax in this foreign languages question.
Though English and French are widely understood, what is the official spoken language of Egypt?
Adoption.
Arabic.
Not asset right there.
Hieroglyphics.
Wait a minute.
wait a minute dutch fussy baby it's your turn to answer no i just gotta be one
we've got it now yeah that means the answer is
arabic no will you ever start boxing no i will not what on this planet earth any reason
What do I have to start boxing?
Work.
You get 200 points.
So, Eli, there is no straight off.
Why don't you tell us a fact about your favorite subject?
Glass is an amorphous solid.
Money?
Oh, I'm good.
I'm about to go walk in a box and wait for some money
Let's check out the next question. You get here wrong one time. Guess what you messed up for your whole life. I'm doing
Fussy baby go ahead and pick a subject. I'm good on that. They are
reading social studies
You ask I'm taking that risk was a physics question
I'm locked. Oh my goodness, it's it.
This is actually it. No joke. It's it.
Truth. You're right. You get 200 points.
This is actually it. No joke. This is it.
True. You're right. You get 200 points.
This is actually it.
But you've had enough of me. Go for it, buddy.
Until you see what they pay. Bro, I don't care if it was a billion. I'm good.
Well, I'm there. I'm beyond you.
It's going to get tougher if you want me.
I don't need that, bud.
Every question here is worth 250 points.
We'll say bye to your old classmates, and hi to a new one.
Goodbye!
Yeah!
I'm locked, actually. This is it.
And your classmate, this grade, will be...
I'm locked.
This is it.
Hi!
Hi!
Yay!
Ah!
Fourth grade, long time, no see.
Yo, you keep up with that ad, dude.
I'm gonna thank you, look, in a minute.
You can call me Kai.
I'm really good at world geography and animal science questions.
Fussy baby. Let's see if there's a good subject.
There's no...
There are...
AAAAAAAAGH!
Reading. Social studies. US history.
I gotta go chemistry.
It is what it is.
I got it. I got it. No chemistry, bro. Get ready to break this elements question now.
True or false, the symbol C U for copper on the periodic table comes from the Roman
name for Cyprus. Cooprum, where they first obtained copper. Fussy, baby, pick an answer
for us.
That's a limit, just follow us, by the way.
We got your answer.
And the right answer is...
TRUE!
Sorry, but you chose the wrong answer.
Unfortunately, you are not...
Let's add those points into your progression.
Looks like you unlocked something.
I feel lost.
I actually I actually fell off chat. No joke. I did. I fell off like for real. I
Did I fell off
Let's continue our journey
It's about to get ugly up in here
You must get y'all seatbelts on the chat
We continue our journey ladies and gentlemen
our journey continue
our journey continue
Lock it!
Lock it!
We made it past the big old area, big drop areas what I call it.
What are we about to get into now?
I don't know, but it did not look good when I got off.
As you can tell, it looks like we're in a rough spot and this is what's coming up.
Lord have mercy.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
What is it?
I feel like I need to explain myself.
Me and my sister always mess around and that both had our fair share of stupid decisions.
She walked around the corner and I acted like I was going to pepper spray her except
It wasn't locked like I thought and it just kept spraying.
I grabbed her and shoved her face into the sink right after she kept it a secret and told
everyone she pepper sprayed herself so my mom wouldn't be mad at me.
So okay, but you realize like when you go to fake pepper spray somebody you don't have
to pull the trigger that doesn't add to the the prank
W. Sister though not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie W. Sister.
You have a twenty ninth birthday. So see you. Thank you.
All right, chat. Let's see how this goes.
I wish we weren't in this area. I wish we was back in the open air,
the open wind the sunlight but instead we're in here in the RV is an absolute
shambles and it's bad but it's okay you want to know why it's okay because it
is let's do this get this repaired a little bit get the ladder put on there
yeah I fear that was not the explanation I thought it was but it is an
explanation nonetheless. A good one, perhaps not, but a doable one, perhaps
yes. Get this thing welded and we're moving.
I missed last episode. Where are you? I'm not gonna answer that question.
You're disband instead. What do you mean you missed it? Let me go take a peek at
What's up here real quick because it don't look good.
Oh.
This is not going to end well, by the way.
Hey, this is not going well for us chat.
Let's just, let's just, you know, it is G to the G. Wait a minute.
We could go around right here and stand.
You see this?
They thought I wouldn't see this.
We could go around.
They thought I was stupid or something.
Let's go.
I just heard a snake.
Go hard on it.
Go hard on that.
Heard some snake action.
We move.
We move.
Keep this music going.
We're in a bit of a pickle here, but it's fine because I have this right boom y'all
I don't see that. That's gonna get us out of here.
They're using such a baa-ba!
What's happening?
Are we up there?
We're up there.
Chad, we're up here, baby.
Okay, let me grab these.
I bet if we run them over, it blows up the whole RV.
That would not surprise me at all now in this game.
Grab these, put them inside the RVizzle real quick.
Just in case.
Oh, dude, I hope they let us back out into the open.
I really do. You think they will? Probably not.
Let's keep moving.
On the road?
Wait, what?
Wait, can I not get past that?
Oh, you're joking.
No, no, we can make that. No, don't play with me. Hold on just a darn two minute. That's
That's going to work.
Blu-force!
Will it destroy the RV potentially?
But is it worth it?
I fear you got to be kidding me.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is like moving a couch through a doorway.
You just got to finesse it with the angles.
That's not the way to go Phoenix with the five get that thank you that's that's not
the way to go but it was worth the try chat tell me it wasn't worth the try tell
me it what everybody knows that was worth the try right now it wasn't then
you're a goober we're gonna go the regular straight path okay that's what
we're gonna do regular straight path. Have you understand what I didn't even
check in here for anything hold up where is my tea from me sir.
I need my T-Ramisu one.
Walk in, chat, we're good, relax.
We're good.
Do you believe, chap?
We gotta hit that thing in my third gear, no joke!
That's what we gotta do!
We gotta hit that thing in third gear and just floor it like actually and try to make it through there
That should work
Why were you in the dryer, I don't know but it's gonna be alright
We're gonna winch it through
Or no, no, no, we're gonna put it in third gear. We're gonna be fly
Do you have jet fuel? No, but if I did, we'd be good.
You ready?
Hey, you ready?
Hey, you ready? Did you see it?
I can be a piece of shit.
I told you I could!
What's this?
Well, this is the end of my journey on this game.
Because what is this?
Slowly and surely, right.
Okay, it appears, I'm not 100% sure on this.
But it appears that we might be in a cave.
I'm not a hundred percent sure, but we might be, um, that might be a hot take, but we might
be in a cave like for real.
Okay, let's not do that.
just get you straightened out real quick. I'm begging you. Right side up, please.
Right side up. You gonna go outside now? Okay, that's cool.
That'll work.
That'll work right there.
Okay, now look, I cannot see anything!
Flare, buddy, I don't even know where I put the flares.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, we're good.
Everybody, chill.
Everybody, chill. We're good.
Let's take a look around and see what we got.
A whole bunch of nothing.
Some sunglasses.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
some sunglasses. I'm really sick and I have to go to sleep you got this case
okay you're banned. Crazy excuse, crazy excuse right there not gonna lie you got
Awesome nerve, Bubba.
Okay, let's go this way.
Maybe this is the right way to go.
Let's go this way.
Was that justified, Chad?
Nah, I'm playing.
Hope you get better.
Thank you.
I hope you get better soon. Thank you. See, I'm good. That's polite. I was polite right
there. Yes, let's move. This game sucks and I hate it. I'm glad you gave me irreparable
damage from doing that. Thank you, game. Case my sister flushed my fish. Um, you should
go to the police.
Kind of messed up.
Judge Dries!
I am about to actually oh no I can't do this today no no this game no you ain't
going to do this to me today bro I promise you this ain't about to fly this
say about the fly today? I want out of this cave. Why did y'all put another case
section in this game?
That worked.
That worked.
That worked.
Yes. Beautiful. Now we've got to turn around.
Did I just hear a monster?
You all heard that? I feel like I just heard a monster.
Don't hear that. Maybe I'm tripping.
Surely this cave won't be as difficult to get out of as the one in the first map, right?
I'm glad that is enough to take me to a complete and unstopped.
Thank you.
Am I out?
Why is this going so far?
Why is this going so far now?
Oh my goodness, what?
Where is this going?
Bruh.
We're like at the core of the Earth!
Boy, are they going to jump scare me?
They wouldn't do that, wouldn't they, Chad?
What is this?
What?
I don't know how that got in there, but it did.
I don't know how that got in there, but it did what is this?
Yo, what is that snake you want over there?
Relax.
We got some oil, let's go and grab that.
Put it in the R-vizel.
I am scared.
Very scared.
I hear another snake close by.
That's a snake, are you joking?
Is that a sick joke dude?
That didn't even look like a snake!
Did that even look like a snake?
It looked like an item on the ground.
I think it was not.
Not clip that real quick.
No.
That was not a snake.
I'll clip that right now.
Relax.
We got some oil, let's go, we grabbed that.
Put it in our...
This is the worst clip I've ever seen and you are actually banned.
You are actually banned.
Oh my goodness, that is horrible.
What are you doing?
That didn't even look...
Oh my goodness.
Are y'all serious?
Y'all fell off, Charon, dad.
Put it in our vizel.
I am... I hear another snake close by.
Where's the rest of the snake?
That looks like an item on the ground!
What?!
That is such a scam.
That is actually such a scam.
Oh my goodness, that is such a scam and y'all know it, chat.
Y'all know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
I am disgusted beyond belief.
And for that I'm posting a butt cheek picture on my Twitter again. I'm gonna delete it in five minutes. No five seconds
Oh, there's a flare up there too
Again, yeah, it's been like a 10 time I've done it
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
The Danvers are conspiracizing against me.
I could do it once I can do it again.
I
We didn't want this in the game, Cud.
Leave it to the mountains, Cud, not gonna lie.
Why am I on a spinning cylinder washing machine in a nuclear plant?
I wanna be outside in the open air.
Why am I up in here?
Like for real, let me go man
Let me go why am I in here?
Can't see nothing the vibe is all just a scene of it's dark
Mark?
God, Link, take me back to the swamp
where the alligators was!
You're cranky today, you're van-quistin'.
See you
Why am I coming to a dead stop?
Why am I coming to a dead stop?
It's about to get ugly in here, real ugly.
It's about to get real ugly in here.
Chad, it's about to get real, real, real ugly up in here.
The thing is spinning and it makes you move, you doober!
Too easy!
Too easy!
I
Want my music back
We're good.
Shut up!
We're good!
Hey!
There's a snake right here.
Oh, my goodness.
It's a snake.
It's a snake.
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, what do you survive it on down here, bud?
We're like 5,000 feet under the surface.
GG.
Where am I?
It didn't just teleport me outside of the RV.
Dog, I actually cannot see anything at all.
I can't even go out and search anything because I can't see nothing.
Let's just keep driving.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What?
I
Yeah
What just happened?
Now that I'm sideways...
Thanks for that. Just turning me sideways so I can't get out.
What just happened?
Well, we're not rocking or something, I don't understand.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, this ain't gonna be good.
We just got launched in our rocket dude.
Did y'all sign up for this?
Yo, this game's starting to make me mad.
I'm not gonna lie, this game's starting to make me mad.
Come on!
I
I'm going to get out of here.
Hold on, it's going out of there.
Hold on.
imagine it destroys RV guess who I'd be blaming at all mm-hmm yep guess who I'd
be blaming it on yeah now we should come out of there it should come out of
there now we're good
We made it, baby!
Wow, we got it!
Let me just reverse down this heal real quick.
Here we go, BI.
Yep, turn over.
Okay, thank you so much. Thank you so much. I did not want to have to deal with flipping
this thing over again. Ladies and gentlemen, we are at another checkpoint. Cassette, your
or buts, the national anthem.
The national anthem for this mountain?
Let's go.
That was quick.
That was quick.
That's all, that's it.
What are we gonna do with it?
You're gonna have to find it.
It's gonna be a mistake.
We're gonna have to take it.
No, we're gonna have to find it.
We're gonna have to find it.
No.
We're gonna have to find it.
The guy's gonna have to find it.
You're gonna have to find it.
That's all it was.
Not 10 seconds.
That's cool. I mean, it did what it needed to do, I guess.
I missed T. Ramisu. Don't we all? Don't we all chat type one if you missed T. Ramisu.
They could have just had T-Ramisu in this and nothing else. I'd have been happy just
T-Ramisu simulator nothing else
There we go
On the roll again
Can't wait get on that
I'm not going to play today. I'm back in the hostel. I can spend it a bit more time outside,
actually. I've even been a bit more adventurous with the food, too. I'm not going to play
today. I'm not going to play. I'm not going to play. I'm not going to play. I'm not
time outside actually. I've even been a bit more adventurous with the food too.
I tried to lamb at the uh, puffed dish and uh, the name. It's bloody delicious.
A couple guys who were sitting outside eating food were staring at me as I walked past them.
I tried giving them a bit of a nod, then bit of me over.
Against my gut instinct, I joined them.
But they were all right.
For sure they're through the T-POP.
I only ate the stuff that I saw them eat first, now the precaution of that.
Mate.
Unbelievable.
Were we at?
I didn't understand a word they said, but they seemed free.
Oh, speaking of T-POP.
I want to mention something.
What?
Sometimes I take a taxi to the marketplace, and get there.
In the taxi, there's a T-POP on a little table.
BADER!
And the first thing I thought was, that's gonna fall over. But no!
The table is bottoming down, and the teeth, like, and cups have magnets on them.
Actually, kind of genius. And it was creative.
Speaking of the marketplace, I've been back down to see if the old chrome was in there.
Why are they giving me these?
Yeah, why are they giving me these?
Can I not just have a clean drive the rest of the way?
They're giving me these for a reason.
They can't be a good reason.
Should I grab a couple of planks, too?
There's going to be a spider, big dog. There's a blizzard outside.
There ain't no spiders out here.
I already got my two flare guns.
We already have that, okay?
We keep moving.
That's what they gave him to me. GG. Hey, GG chap. What is that?
Oh, it's like a little health hat. Oh, I can't move.
I can't go back.
You cannot walk on the ice like at all, by the way.
I thought I found the secret T-Ramisu cake for a minute.
I was about to get crunked up in here, too.
I was about to get croooocked!
Dude, the wind is pushing directly against me right now.
GG.
Hey, GG.
Lock him.
What is this?
three strikes.
Alright, let's see how we get across this right here.
Lock in.
Okay, this is doable right here.
This is doable.
This is doable right here.
Turn it on if it's not T-Ramisu, I don't want it.
Period.
If it ain't T-Ramisu, I ain't trying to hear it.
I low-key put it over here wait there's jet fuel chat wait a minute there's jet
Jet fuel dude!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Let's just jet fuel it, no joke.
I say we just jet fuel it, dude.
Use the tire chains? Only got one though.
Need another cigarette
Hey, I'm just glad to be out of that little cave area not gonna lie
Do I got two chains or one if I got to I'm good
I'm gonna go look
We got one in there
We got two
Spook up! Spook up!
We're jet-fueling. We're jet-fueling. Y'all ready?
cross your fingers
oh my goodness it worked beautifully
Okay, you can chill out now.
Don't you dare take me back into another cave!
Don't you dare, man!
I got no traction, I ain't got no traction.
I'm trying to catch a little bit of traction right here, baby.
Hold on, we might catch some traction here in a second.
Hold on, we might catch some traction.
Wait!
No traction at all. Let's push it a little bit.
Keep on pushing!
Cheers. Why not just plus the 360?
There we go. We definitely got some traction now.
What?
Oh, you gotta be fisting me.
I had to break out the winch, but we got him.
It's poor life.
The winch is life.
Life.
I get tired of people calling me Winsch, Merchant.
Clame!
Clame!
Yes!
Clame!
Yes!
Is this thing not for real drive?
Like I don't understand.
Like it was all mine.
God, look!
We're almost out of here.
We're almost off this mountain, Chad.
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Clay.
This thing ain't four-wheel drive.
I thought this thing was...
You mean to tell me we've done this much in this RV
and it's not four-wheel drive this whole time?
How is that even possible?
This thing's been two-wheel drive the whole time.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Clean.
Clean.
Hey. Hey. Clean.
What is this?
Is this, is this safe to drive off of?
My dad would say yes.
Let's go.
You need 100% to say, yeah, that's Mike, we're up to our...
Crazy part is, that little thing I drove down is nothing compared to the one that he drove down in the full weather.
Okay, this is good.
Keep traction.
Keep traction.
I'm gonna go back and get that scrap.
Hold on, I just did that so clean.
so clean. Jack that was so clean. So clean. Please turn off the headlights just
because you mentioned it. No. I'm a free soul, free spirit. You think you can tell
me what to do, Bubba? You say, Hey, case you can't run down the road but naked at
three a.m. You're gonna get arrested. I say yes, I can watch me. And then I do
but do I get arrested? Yes, but the fact remains that I did it.
Free soul.
Freedom.
Freedom.
Freedom.
I'm free to run down the road butt-naked.
until I get spotted can I get off this mountain now please
I got a bad feeling Chad don't talk about a bad feeling I got a bad feeling they're
You're about to hit us with something disgusting here.
I'm telling you, this road is leading to something bad.
Something real bad.
I don't know what, but something.
I just woke up from a 7 hour and a half what's happening. Big dog, I hear that.
I
Oh, no.
Did y'all just hear the goat?
Oh, no, they're up there.
Lord have mercy.
We don't talk about the goat incident of 25.
Where I died.
Just let me drive on by please.
Will you let me drive a little bit?
No? Okay.
Cool. There goes Maruth. Thank you.
Okay, that's okay.
We're not in a bad spot at all, we're good.
Chat, we are not in a bad spot.
What's coming up?
It looks like it's gonna be bad though.
Yeah, we're dead up here, 100% we're dead, GG.
Turn off the lights, buddy, it's snowing and there's low visibility.
If there's other traffic, they need me to have my lights on, thank you.
What are you doing?
Oh my goodness, what are you doing?
Like, Chad, if another car was on this road, they'd appreciate me having my lifetime.
Okay, am I in a drivable spot now?
No I am not.
That's okay.
I will be in just a second.
Hang on.
Yo, smiley with the five, thank you.
Now we can drive.
Relax.
We're good.
We're good
This why am I rolling backwards?
Lord
Oh my goodness
Do you see all that down there?
Chad, do you see all that down there?
Do you see all that scrap action?
Do you see it?
Should I go?
Is it worth?
No, it's not. There's goats guarding it.
Bad party is? I don't know what we're gonna do.
Oh, this is bad. Chat, this is bad bad.
This is bad bad.
Oh my goodness! I thought we were flipping!
That's eyes right here. That's eyes right there, check. That's eyes. GG.
Okay, look here.
We cannot drive straight across this, we have to use a winch.
Because if we try to drive straight across this,
we'll just slide off when I can't even run across it.
Wait a minute.
We don't have enough real estate on the winch.
We're going to drop that you see you see my thing you see my plan look we're going to drop it right here and then we'll go get a winch pole. Yeah.
Perfect.
The perfect plan.
I'm sure you can get it.
Case your hoodie so tough, thanks you can get it at CaseOGames.com or you used to could.
I don't think you can now because it's cold.
Here we go, chat.
Theoretically?
Theoretically now.
This should work.
Oh my goodness, that went as much good as we could have ever hoped.
Excuse me, please don't make my RV late.
Oh my goodness, are we serious right now?
Wait, was this the right way to go?
Wait.
Dude, that is an insane level of turning right there.
I feel like this is the right way to go.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. We're on the right path here.
You see it?
Somebody said this how I get to school every day.
Wait, back up a little bit. Not too much.
Forward, forward, forward, forward.
You gotta have that deal.
You gotta be fisting me.
You gotta be fisting me.
more than half mercy
We don't have a roof, which could be a problem, but it's okay.
What's your favorite cheese at flavor white cheddar, the only flavor of cheese that that's
What are you doing?
Why are we hanging off the edge?
Trust the process.
Trust the process, okay?
Now you may be thinking to yourself, wow, this looks bad,
but looks can be deceiving.
I look at this situation, I'm like, man,
I can work with this here.
Okay!
Type 1 if you believe in the plan.
I got a plan.
It's working.
I got a plan.
5-1 if you believe in the plan.
I got a plan.
It's working.
It's going. It's going. It's going.
Perfectly!
Oh my goodness, the plan!
Oh my goodness, that's scary.
Chat, we are cooking, dude!
Headlights are off, you happy now?
Where's the checkpoint?
I don't know, but I'm dying for the checkpoint.
There's that rocket we got launched off of.
Please, please, let me get off this cliff here.
I'm begging you, let me get off this cliff.
I beg of thee.
I beg of thee.
I begged. I begged of the.
This is not a life or death situation right here any longer. We are away from the cliff. Okay, we're good.
If he falls he's definitely gonna rage quit. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. If I fell right here, oh, yeah, I got off.
Now, I don't know what I've ragequitted and I've permanent ragequit. I don't ever play this game again.
If I don't...
If I died before the next checkpoint, oh, yeah, Bubba. You better believe it.
Now what? Watch this.
We drive out.
Now you could have looked at that and been like, man, he ain't got no traction.
I looked at it and said, yes, I do.
And we're at a checkpoint.
Do you think this is the last checkpoint of the game right here?
I feel like we're up like the end.
All right, one more then we're getting on all night of human.
One more checkpoint.
I think for some reason I get to feel that we're like almost the end.
What happened to your van?
Van.
Did you just disrespect the RV by calling it a fan?
I'm keeping a stack with y'all.
I don't care about Tom.
Chat me y'all.
I really don't.
I'm keeping an absolute stack with y'all.
I really don't.
I really don't care about Tom, man.
He ain't got no motion.
He did. I just wasted this.
Yeah, he will never ever have the amount of motion that Austin
had. We will never forget Austin ever.
You know what I mean, there was another tape, no way, was it to hear me soon?
Christmas
Christmas is Christmas time again I should be with family and friends but I want to smell this whole
Let's go around
I need to give all of you some peace.
It's a remake!
Don't you see?
I need to give all of you some peace.
It's a remake, I think I made it.
It's a remake.
Don't you see?
I just want to be filled with you.
You know, Miss Blue.
I only want you
Teramesu!
Oh she was just Teramesu!
I don't need any presents underneath the tomb
I only want this one thing that's very good to me.
Please send off any way you can.
The only thing I want for Christmas is a Christmas night.
I want to spend this holy night with you, the special.
I'm spamming this the rest of the map.
They actually remade T-Release, you bruh.
I'm happy. It's the best part of the game.
Hahahaha!
Hey, where do I go now?
I'm gonna do this about, man!
Tee-ra-mee-su!
Do I go straight here or what?
Let me go look over here real quick.
Type one if you're happy.
Okay, there's some chains here.
We're probably gonna need those.
Maybe? I'm gonna grab them.
They remixed it.
It is hard.
There's like man, Tremisu popped off.
We gotta put another version of it in this match.
There's like man, T-Ramisu popped off.
We gotta put another version of it in this map.
And they did it.
I don't need any presents underneath the tree.
I only want this one thing that's very dear to me.
Please.
It's hard, it's hard, Chad.
It's so goaded.
Tell me it ain't just hard, bruh.
I
I want to be filled with you, because you don't miss me.
I only want you.
Fax.
Fax.
Fax!
Wait, I didn't put the chains on.
We good?
We good?
Whoa! I thought we was dead, dude!
Oh my goodness!
Okay, hold on.
Everything's prepared.
He's a reporter, all right.
Get a missile.
I adore you.
Okay, that looks like the way to go.
That looks a little rough in his eye.
Don't drop it, it's all right.
I don't need any presents underneath the tree.
I only want this one thing that's very dear to me.
Please, and why can't you make my dream come true?
The only thing I want for Christmas is Christmas time again.
What are you doing?
I should be with family and friends.
But I want to spend this holy night with you.
The special time of year should be filled with love.
It could be worse.
Chat, it could be worse. It could be.
It looks like it's gonna get worse.
She must have got another toy again.
Lock in.
She was singing T-Ramisu.
T-Ramisu.
I adore you.
I hope this works.
I really hope this works here.
Will it? I don't know, but I hope.
Chad, it's working.
Why did it stop?
What's going on?
Just like I wound it up, baby!
That, when it slingshot, had to have been fastened in a speedolite.
I think we just broke the speedolite on the stream.
Oh my goodness, what?
Christmas time again, we should be with family and friends, but I want to spend this holy night with you.
Oh my goodness.
Special time of year, should be filled with love and cheer.
But I want to be with you.
GG. It's over, we're dead.
We're actually dead by the way, it's over.
That song's so good.
It's such a pop!
Don't leave me
Don't you see
I just want to be filled with you
Somebody said I'm ascending
That's a good spot to get on though, I'm not a human
I'm not a human run update.
It's probably not going to be very good because we've got multiple people killed and the first
part of this run right here.
Lock hands, you best get you a divey on because it's spooky time up in here.
Yes!
All right.
Let's continue the rollin' up!
Who do we have in the crib?
I forgot who we got in the crib right now. I don't even remember.
GG.
We got the cat. That's the most important.
I remember we had some disasters take place, like disasters.
Okay, we got... Who are you?
oh yes this dude all geez I hope I can learn how to kill I need to test this
test what do we test we do a photo a photo is a really good way to do it
Photo?
Can I like refuse?
No you can't.
He might be good to go.
Okay he might be good to go.
Let's talk to him.
Still want to see me kill a visitor?
Actually no I changed my mind.
I chickened out.
I'm sorry, I just realized I wasn't ready yet.
Seeing the corpses still make me queasy, you know,
I'm gonna need some time to get over that.
But like the visitors,
I heard their bodies keep moving after they die,
like that guy in the alley.
Just thinking about it turns my stomach.
There's no way I'm ready, I'm sorry.
It's all good, man.
Hey, it's all good.
Who else we got in here?
The coldest are in here, man.
They're guaranteed not visitors, right?
We can't do none about them.
give him a fema notice only got only got like one or two
once I get one more I'll give him one who else we got nobody in the kitchen
RIP to the little girl that died she dead oh the guy with the stitches on his
mouth. How are we supposed to communicate? Right? Right? How? Are you trying to ask
something? Wait, he said a word. Wait, what? Are you trying to ask something?
Wait, he said something understood.
Okay, so the only people we have in the house are the guy that had the stitches on his mouth,
the other guy in the room and the three cultists.
Let's do another test.
Let's do, um...
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
Eyes.
He might be good to go ski
Chat he might be good to go ski
Okay, let's go check the other guy real quick
Can I feed the cat?
We need to order another can of food soon.
Chad is not okay.
Oh yeah, it's bad.
No, we know that.
That's nothing new.
Let's do teeth.
You're good.
I think he's good, for real.
All right. Lock in chat. Lock in. Here we go. Arm visitor yet, that's that dude.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
All them cultists in there trippin'.
The theme of standin'.
Them cultists in there trippin'.
Stand by my booth.
Who is it?
I was the mushroom guy again.
Yeah, we already know your whole ending.
Yawee, that's an aggressive knock!
Wait, did we get her once before we might have got her once before, huh?
Hello there, dearie.
Walking out of the way here really took it out of me.
Let me tell you.
Might I pop in and rest a minute?
How long were you walking?
What really constitutes a long walk anyway?
Take yourself.
You're at home yet how many steps have you taken here?
Have you been walking for a long time?
You must have been surely.
I'm trying to get in the character my bad well I'm trying to get in a character
bro my bad man but I've marched through more decades and you've had hot
That's the difference between you and I, Deary.
Uh, I don't follow. Do you need something?
Hey, what does anyone need, Deary?
A roof over my head to share a store of your tea.
To lie down and close my eyes peacefully.
An air to breathe, I suppose.
I
I don't need for much. I just I'm
doing I don't need for much. I
just really boring living out all
by someone's lonesome as all
chat. Let her in.
What y'all thinking?
Why am I seeing a lot of nose?
You don't need any more people?
Hold it.
vote, vote goober's, while y'all saying yes, while y'all saying yes, gg y'all got us killed,
Gigi, strike her with the five, get the...
All right, come on in.
We let her in.
It is what it is.
this goober no i'm not alone dummy i'm not alone we're good she's always a
visitor bro why y'all lying it's randomized oh what's this dude you're
there yes the feeling is worse now is it because of all the destruction do you
need some help? I've already got all the help I need. I just feel weaker. My sight
can't reach as far as it did before.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
W Kitty. She be chillin. It's probably not you or her. This happened once before at
the very beginning. Everything will be fine. Newly... Yeah, I remember talking to you before.
for you. We know your whole story. Yeah, we know your whole story.
An aggressive knock.
Well, this is a brand new person.
Chat, we got a brand new person.
Hello there tell me can I trust you what you got in your pocket bubble you're not with
FEMA are you no I'm not with FEMA oh good that make that means I can trust you okay that
smile kind of creepy check the smile a little creepy you see it standard FEMA protocol that
agents disclose their affiliation when asked. They're required to. Okay. So if you say you're
not with them, you must be telling the truth, which means I can share something big with you.
What are you talking about? Brace yourself, my friend. The scales are about to fall from your
eyes. Election rigging proof the moon landing was fake. Oh, Lord have mercy.
government mind control through fast food now that can't be real I'm a free
thinker and trust me trust me I'll be eating some fast food trust me unless
I'm just immune to it and finally the truth behind those potato flavored chips
What does that even mean?
They're an abomination of science.
Just for that, I'm not letting them in.
Not gonna lie.
You're gonna walk up to my doorstep
talking crazy about fast food and potato chips?
No.
I fear, I fear, I got problems.
No.
You know what?
I would have probably let you in if it wasn't for this.
At the end, you're out of here.
Sorry, bud.
You're making a mistake.
People deserve to know the truth.
Fine, I trusted you.
you and you broke my faith in humanity.
I broke his faith in humanity.
You let him in for the more?
I coulda, yeah, but
I'm sorry to bother you, but do you have a moment?
I just feel awful. Maybe I could talk to you.
What happened?
I just wanted to provide a little hope for kids who've been abandoned. Oh, yes, she's the teacher. We had her a couple times before
Chat, do we let her in?
Yes, she was in that school with them kids that got caught on fire
I'm letting her in I did it. I think we let too many people in tonight, Gigi.
And by that I mean we let two people in we're gonna wake up. It's gonna say somebody has died
Nobody died chat nobody died wait a minute
Skin irritation another symptom
Lock it. Okay. We're pretty sure this dude's not a visitor, right? He's not a
visitor. They called this the rent here. Who is this? Okay, let me test you real
quick um let's do
let's do ears
i used to wear earrings small ones
That's a sign, right? Is that a sign?
Sorry, man. Sorry. It is what it is.
Oh my goodness, it wasn't a visitor. Y'all jumped to conclusions.
Oh my goodness, I feel so bad.
Oh my goodness, I feel so bad.
Oh my goodness I feel so bad do y'all not feel bad I feel bad
I think she might be good to go oh my goodness I feel horrible what's good big
dog. How you doing? Good. Good. He said good. She had six fingers. Wait, what? But I don't
I don't think that's a sign, is it?
I think she might be good to go do hands.
Does that mean she's a visitor?
I
Can't I can't shoot her now. I don't have the energy for it. We have to wait till the next day
Wait, maybe if I talk to her she can explain it
Where are you from?
City-born, had a little hut and high-rise, no weak cottage in the country, no crumbly
old husband or grandbaby to speak of.
So I'd sit myself down on a bench most days so I could feel a little bit of life there,
you see.
But when all this hog war started, I didn't like it.
How can you feel life when everybody around is dropping like blooming flies?
Step into a stairwell and there's always some poor soul laying there.
So off I popped, cotted off, looking for a place where there's still stories to hear.
And look here, fates led me straight to your door, dearie.
You'll be dead in a couple days, sorry.
Her face is melting off.
Bro, she's like 80.
We'll kill her.
We'll wake up tomorrow and we'll blow her head off with a shotgun.
Okay, y'all want to do the mix, do it.
Yep! You did it!
Coulthas pile firewood into a huge heap.
Is he talking?
I heard something!
I
There's that crazy dude
Godly what's you want the man? Oh
The only people do take the cult is not gonna lie I
Don't the mind of them the the the the the main person I'm cool with is the guy with the mouth action
Alright, who's he takin'?
He took the cultist?
He took two cultists, that's perfect!
Oh, it's this goober.
Ah, two of your cultists just got took by FEMA, bud.
not dead they're not dead bro who thinks they can knock on my door listen
who thinks they got the right to bang on my door like that who are you
How you doing tonight, sir, are you doing okay?
My hands clean.
There's a whistle.
No one else coming tonight.
Kiddy.
Wait, what?
Wait, that doesn't make sense.
Wait, who died?
Wait, who died?
I don't know what to do with this.
We don't have anybody in the house.
Wait, I forgot to order cat food.
It's all good.
We're dead.
We have to let the first person we see in the house chat.
literally alone right now, but there's nobody here but us in the cat.
We have to let the first person in the house.
Well, I thought the dude that had been in here for a minute was
was safe. Why do you need people? Because if that do what no
shirt on comes to the house and nobody's in here, he kills
you.
Okay, I'm gonna let you in no matter what I'm letting you in.
I gotta let you in. Alright, we're good. Whether that's a visitor or not, we don't know, but
we had to let him in. Oh my goodness, it was perfect timing. That dude's always a human.
Is he really? Bro, if we would not have gotten that person to show up, we would have died
right here because he kills you if nobody's in the house. Oh my goodness. So that guy
we just let in is always human too.
I only let the right ones in.
I'm not alone.
We're good. We're good. We have one person in the house and apparently y'all say he's
always human. Oh lord it's this goober. I remember this goober. You know what I'm not
letting you in here I hate this dude he's such a goober yes that is the
reddit guy you ain't coming in yeah you ain't coming in now now I'm not taking
no bribes. Redditor. Oh, I remember you. I think I remember you. Do I remember you?
You really don't remember me?
Your voice sounds different from what I remember.
How long ago did you start living here?
This has always been in my family.
She's not new yet.
I know.
I remember getting her before.
What do you think?
No. Yeah, we do need to be extra careful.
We're turning some people down right now. I'm not gonna lie.
We have one person in the house and they're not a visitor.
I need to order some cat food real quick, too, because we're probably about to die.
looking rough as you know both guys were visitors I didn't but that first guy I
just don't like him all right we're gonna have a delivery of cat food we
have one person in here who is it okay this the only person we have in here I
think I remember talking to this dude yeah
He's good.
Let's do a photo.
I'm gonna trust y'all saying that he's always a human.
I'm gonna trust y'all.
I remember having him before.
I don't remember exactly if he was human or not, but.
GG.
Hey, GG.
I'm trusting y'all.
Y'all see that demon creeps are right there?
I don't remember that.
Lock in.
My delivery should be here.
Oh my goodness, it's this goober man.
Okay, he's gone forever now, thank you.
It's my delivery, let's go!
Appreciate you, big dog!
Chad, we need somebody else in the crib.
We do. We need somebody else in the crib, man.
Yo, have mercy!
Let me get it!
Thank you.
Yo, Jamaican with the twenty-five gift and give me some W's for Jamaican with the twenty-five
gift and thank you.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Oh my goodness. Who is this man?
Fancy letting me in, mate.
Why are you walking around in just underwear?
Ain't it obvious?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
Yeah. Yeah. You know what, man? You got to laugh out of me. I'm probably going to let
you in.
Walking around like it's snowing or something, bunch of clouds. Me, I've been around. First
thing I did walking out that gate is peel all that junk off. Now I'm breathing easy.
you doing at my place? Ain't got nowhere to go, mate. No cash, old lady, hitched up with
some other clown, and I ain't got a roof to crawl under, man, that's messed up. My
my eyes so I got pink out from this dude. GG, he came to pink eye. Oh, GG. I'm good.
Then I peep this spot clean, quiet off the map, out in the sticks with no punk snooping
around. Anyway, you gonna let me crash here? He did make me laugh, brah. I might have
the lady man. Yeah, I think so. We're taking it to the, uh, we're taking it to the board.
This poll probably not even gonna be close.
Polls probably not even gonna be close here.
Everybody vote.
Wow, it is a decisive yes.
Lord have mercy.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
Somebody comes to the door
and a dad comes speedo and y'all are voting yes.
Oh my goodness, no, doesn't even have 400 votes yet.
Lord have mercy.
Maybe I can start streaming in a just a phone.
My goodness, dude.
Do not hate the feeling where your hands randomly feel dirty, bro.
I hate it.
It's been happening forever.
It is a unanimous, decisive, unbelievably strong yes.
Sure, buddy.
Smart choice.
What you mean by that?
Hey, what's he mean by that?
Oh, I remember you.
You were like doing some weird stuff.
I remember you.
I'm not letting you in.
We're out letting her in, please, sorry.
Chat, we have two people in the crib.
We know for a fact one of them is not a visitor.
The guy that was butt naked, I don't know.
We feed the cat real quick.
Feed the cat, W Kitty been saving our life out here.
Feed the-
W cat, man.
He's wearing a hat and sunglasses, but no clothes.
Base, been there.
All right, where's Bro-at?
All squared.
If you did time, where's your tattoos?
Just because I ain't eaten dub don't mean I ain't done time.
Don't judge a book by its cover, simple.
That's why you're in here, buddy.
Why's he got all these rashes on him?
Sure, I've been in my fair share of trouble, but I never killed a man.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I gotta ask.
How are you calling the shots here?
It's my house.
What do you mean?
It's literally my house.
And if you think there's gonna be an overthrow situation,
I'm gonna go ahead and get rid of you already,
not gonna lie.
Don't even start with me.
Stay out of my business loud and clear. I'll stay out of it
Get me to get your backup your place your rules only thing bothering me. Why is everyone still wearing clothes?
Let me just
What do y'all want to start with
It's doing a weirdo
I don't think that means he's a visitor. I think that's just like the rashes he has, right?
Let's do... let's do eyes, because it's kind of concerning about the sunglasses.
Well, he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
Do teeth?
What do you think, bro?
Should I shoot him or give him the FEMA notice?
I'ma give him the notice, not gonna lie.
I need to give him the notice.
Because when FEMA comes up, yeah.
notice you need people? Exactly. Um,
grows good.
He was a human. How?
I got a bad feeling. Yeah, y'all got a bad feeling?
Oh, we can't look out the window anymore, Gigi.
Wait, nobody's at the door.
Oh, no. Nobody else is coming tonight.
Oh, no.
Wait.
How confident are y'all that that nudes a visitor?
Wait, we still have time.
Wait, no, I can't.
No, no, no.
No.
No!
Call for help? Bro, the whole world is dead.
This dude just said call for help bro, everybody dead.
Don't blame us because we told you to shoot him.
Y'all were just rushing to conclusions like y'all usually do.
I was making the smart choice by keeping them here in case FEMA came back.
I didn't realize this was happening already.
Y'all just said, oh, here's a visitor, shooting!
It's like, bro, I was thinking logically, y'all worked.
You make your way down into the cellar.
You feel heavy with your knees.
If you're asking carefully, I'm sure it should last a month or two.
We're still on the door. Maybe we got lucky.
Did you track the day one? Wait, there wasn't that many people in here!
Waiting for the entrance on for nearly two months.
Wait a minute!
There wasn't a visor!
Oh, we never got this ending!
Oh, no way we got the good ending.
We've never got this one. We've always messed up.
He wasn't a visitor.
out of all the runs we've ever had that one started the most scuffed this is the only time
we have ever gotten that good ending right there every other time we've had
visitors in the house at the time of ending oh my goodness we actually got
the good ending for the first time ever
no way we do go where see now y'all looking goofy he wasn't even a visitor
to start with oh my goodness the plot twist of the century man dude everybody
The road wasn't even a visitor, he was just a weirdo.
We survived and the dude was butt naked.
Ha ha!
Do not do not believe we got a good ending,
no way I thought we was cooked.
I was here champ, we finally got the good ending
and no I'm not a human bro.
Not on this run out of all of them,
I thought this run was cooked from the start,
but we actually got the surviving ending.
Yo, Vic with the T and get the W, Vic, W run, great stream, Chad, I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get the subs, don't know, spits, follows, and of course, I pre-sut
y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all.
I have a good day tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, love it, all right?
Peace out, y'all.
I'm gonna write.
Peace out y'all.
Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo!