🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

05-02-2026 · 4h 02m

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[00:01:23] you already know what time it is time to get a spin in what's cracking with the

[00:01:37] five gifted thank you

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[00:02:24] Yo, XO with the five, thank you!

[00:02:31] Cheers, buddy!

[00:02:40] Cheers! XO with another five! I think it was the same one, I don't think...

[00:03:14] K. So, uh, Saul Rusty W. Subbers pink love why hot zoo. Uh, um, uh, okay. North Sam,

[00:03:29] TR Sophie W. Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Hey, hey. Uh, gray hoodie. By the way, I repeat.

[00:03:40] I repeat, gray hoodie, by the way.

[00:03:50] And if you need proof, if you need proof, there you go.

[00:04:02] There you go, Buster.

[00:04:05] That's all the proof you need.

[00:04:07] Rockter. Okay. That is all you need. Right there, bubble. Now,

[00:04:18] do you believe chat? Now, do you believe? Well, I hope so.

[00:04:27] I gotta get the light.

[00:04:34] You know, Austin with 5,000 BSW, Austin.

[00:04:39] I case my wife, Brittany, and I love you and want you every night.

[00:04:42] Can you wish my wife, Brittany, a happy 30th birthday?

[00:04:44] Your happy 30th birthday, Brittany.

[00:04:46] Chat show, Brittany, happy birthday.

[00:04:48] Happy birthday, Brittany.

[00:04:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:04:55] Oh, yeah!

[00:04:57] Oh, yeah!

[00:05:00] Oh!

[00:05:03] Did you hear that?

[00:05:15] Look at that. Yeah. That's some smell them goods right there, buddy. Hey, that right

[00:05:39] There's some smell them goods

[00:06:09] What's bro doing?

[00:06:22] Lighten the candle?

[00:06:25] What's it look like I'm doing, sir?

[00:06:33] the scary story? Okay, you want a scary story? Hold on, let me think. case those Latina baby

[00:06:54] mama with the five gift and hold on let me think it went out just inhaled some

[00:07:02] smoke it went out

[00:07:06] Lord

[00:07:09] I used to like those those like two sentence scary stories or was it one

[00:07:21] sentence stories

[00:07:28] All right, so y'all want to hear some so y'all want to hear some scary stories, huh? I got you

[00:07:45] I got you

[00:07:48] After so many years living alone in this large house, I came to a startling revelation

[00:07:54] And this time, I had far more doors.

[00:08:00] I had, let me get another one, that one ain't good.

[00:08:06] Hold up, let me get another one, hold on.

[00:08:18] Every night, my brother giggles in his sleep.

[00:08:21] I asked him about it today and he says he hears it too.

[00:08:32] Some of these suck, hold on.

[00:08:42] Hold on.

[00:08:46] I'm still looking for some.

[00:08:48] These used to hit when I was a kid, not gonna lie.

[00:08:50] These used to hit when I was a kid.

[00:08:51] These low-key lane now.

[00:08:54] Hold up.

[00:08:55] Yo, bonds with the five, hold up.

[00:09:06] Dude, some of these are so stupid.

[00:09:07] I'm looking for a good one.

[00:09:14] Way these suck!

[00:09:20] Read the worst one for example

[00:09:23] Wake up daddy my daughter cried shaking me. I got my wish

[00:09:28] We've all been turned into gummy bears, and it's just a poly gummy bears like bro. That's not scary man. Oh

[00:09:39] Here's a classic

[00:09:43] Where'd it go?

[00:09:50] here's a classic right here I woke up to hear knocking on glass at first I

[00:10:00] thought it was the window until I heard it coming from the mirror again I swear

[00:10:09] There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone there's got to be like an actual one. It's like, okay, Camden with the five. Thank you.

[00:10:39] hold on man let me cook man or not me but let it cook

[00:10:51] man come on bro I started watching a movie with a full bowl of popcorn I

[00:11:00] heard a noise and looked down to find all the popcorn was gone I wonder who

[00:11:05] took it that's a real one bro that's right there bro that's where we're out of

[00:11:24] kid you can't hold on let me see if I get a good one these used to hit when I

[00:11:32] a kid no joke they did relentless with the five thank you w relentless with the

[00:11:37] five thank you

[00:11:46] hold on bro

[00:11:52] yo quiff with the five w quiff with the five thank you said everything was

[00:11:58] scarier as a kid huh? It really was.

[00:12:06] Hold on. I'm still looking for a girl here. I'm gonna give this a girl one. Just

[00:12:14] give me a minute. Oh, here here's one that's stupid.

[00:12:21] The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

[00:12:31] I live on the 14th floor.

[00:12:48] Are you scared yet?

[00:12:54] Are you scared yet?

[00:12:59] Here we go.

[00:13:06] Here we go.

[00:13:07] Hold up now.

[00:13:10] Hold up.

[00:13:16] We're sorry.

[00:13:17] We're out of breadsticks.

[00:13:32] Dad jokes? Oh, there's a- Ah!

[00:13:41] When is a door not a door?

[00:13:44] When it's a jar.

[00:13:47] How did the barber win the race?

[00:13:52] He knew a shortcut.

[00:13:54] What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

[00:14:06] Open toad.

[00:14:08] When does a dad joke become a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent?

[00:14:37] with that one sucks. Why did the coats go to the bank to get his quarterback?

[00:14:55] What kind of cat should you never trust? A cheetah?

[00:15:07] I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total ripoff.

[00:15:37] How much does a kid how much does a chimney cost nothing it's on the house

[00:16:07] How did Vikings communicate with each other?

[00:16:34] My Norse code.

[00:16:54] Couple more.

[00:16:57] Ka-Ka with the five, thank you.

[00:17:04] My dad opened the gym once, but it didn't work out.

[00:17:16] How do trees get on the internet?

[00:17:19] They log in.

[00:17:34] I was once kidnapped by mines.

[00:17:38] They did unspeakable things to me.

[00:17:41] That's actually kind of clever,

[00:17:44] because you know, mines don't speak.

[00:17:49] JD with the five, thank you.

[00:17:57] One more, I'll do one more.

[00:18:04] Why do pancakes always win at baseball?

[00:18:17] they have the best batter.

[00:18:40] What do you call it when Batman skips church?

[00:18:43] Christian veil.

[00:18:57] Dude, it's like bro.

[00:19:02] Bro.

[00:19:04] What are we doing, man?

[00:19:10] You don't mess with those

[00:19:22] Y'all ain't gonna hurt my feelings they didn't come for me they came from Google

[00:19:27] See dad joke tab

[00:19:33] There was a couple in there that was actually like you know what you got to sit back and be like man

[00:19:39] That was kind of like a little bit clever right there. No joke.

[00:19:50] Oh! Who will Laker gain?

[00:19:56] All the Lakers are up pretty decent amount.

[00:20:10] They're going to do it.

[00:20:15] Chant LeBron, going to win him another championship.

[00:20:20] LeBron, going to win him another championship, Bubba.

[00:20:24] Let me tell you, yeah.

[00:20:33] Cap, I'ma call it right now.

[00:20:39] I'ma call it right now.

[00:20:42] If the Lakers win this series against the Rockets,

[00:20:45] they're winning the championship.

[00:20:49] Straight up.

[00:20:54] I don't think the Thunder can beat him.

[00:21:01] I don't.

[00:21:04] I don't think they're going to get him.

[00:21:14] I don't think they're going to get him.

[00:21:21] I don't think they're gonna get them.

[00:21:26] I'm just telling y'all, I'm just telling y'all.

[00:21:32] What it is.

[00:21:36] Watch.

[00:21:46] From a winner myself.

[00:21:49] right. I know what I'm talking about. I've won games before. I've played video games

[00:22:05] and have been on the winning team.

[00:22:09] So I know what it takes to win.

[00:22:18] Just telling you.

[00:22:22] Just style.

[00:22:23] I have.

[00:22:24] I've won games of Call of Duty.

[00:22:27] I've won games of League of Legends.

[00:22:30] I've won games of 2K.

[00:22:33] I've won games of counter strike.

[00:22:37] I've even won a couple of games in Rainbow Six each.

[00:22:41] What else?

[00:22:42] I've won games of pool.

[00:22:51] I've won games, yeah, of Apex.

[00:22:57] I've won games of fall guys.

[00:23:03] play some league today. I'm good. Big dog. Appreciate you though.

[00:23:10] I'm good off that. Thank you though.

[00:23:14] Appreciate. I appreciate the kind offer.

[00:23:21] I appreciate the kind offer, but no.

[00:23:25] play league with Jinx. You get me? Jinx you're playing at some point in the next couple weeks.

[00:23:33] He said he's going to do some more practicing and he's going to let me know. I said, I bet.

[00:23:43] Play card bro card is the last horror game on the planet. You would catch me booting

[00:23:48] And I mean the last, the very last one.

[00:23:58] Cod is in, oh man, it's in shambles.

[00:24:04] Oh my goodness, it is in shambles, dude.

[00:24:09] Shambles.

[00:24:15] I'm getting married tomorrow, Kat.

[00:24:22] Congratulations though if you're somehow not lying.

[00:24:31] If you're somehow not lying, congratulations, okay.

[00:24:40] But yeah, chat, no joke, you would rather be playing any shooter game other than Call

[00:24:44] Call of Duty, no joke.

[00:24:48] Any, anyone, any shooter game over con man.

[00:24:52] And I'm talking, any, I mean, dude, I'd rather, you know what, I would rather, you know,

[00:25:03] I would rather play Subliminal again than play some Call of Duty.

[00:25:10] Yeah. CS go is the best. CS go was indeed a great game. It was it was indeed. It was

[00:25:37] is the best. No. CS2 is terrible though. No, bro. You just buns, man. The quicker you accept

[00:25:46] that you're buns, the quicker you'll be like, all right, man, it's me. It ain't the game,

[00:25:51] bro. It's just me. That's what I do. Like if I'm ever playing Counter-Strike or something

[00:25:59] and I get absolutely crapped on, my first instinct is to curse the person's whole

[00:26:03] family for 30 generations. Second instinct is like, man, I suck. This is like miserable,

[00:26:10] like this is like bad.

[00:26:15] Play it. I ain't got no space on my computer, bro.

[00:26:20] Look.

[00:26:24] Look how much space I got.

[00:26:33] Oh

[00:26:54] Look how you better plays around I got no space on

[00:27:03] Let me just delete this big old game I got and free up some space.

[00:27:22] It's a situation of, oh man, I got about 10 million games.

[00:27:32] your IP. Wait, what? You have another SSD installed? No, I don't. I just got this one.

[00:27:53] know what's crazy chat this is 2 terabyte and I've used literally all of it.

[00:28:11] I didn't leak my IP bruh. How can you see what takes up the most storage?

[00:28:21] because even if I did delete something to be able to install this it would take

[00:28:28] something massive I'm talking huge I'm talking ginormous

[00:28:40] I'm talking yo hey case you should give a legends mode on X-Files now

[00:28:49] Arca Roblox and try to love you. I can't get into Roblox. Not only can I not sign into my account on Roblox, when I try to reset the password, they will not send me an email to redo it, and they also won't send me a text to redo it. I legitimately cannot get into my Roblox account ever again, I suppose.

[00:29:07] I

[00:29:09] Don't understand like I don't remember my Roblox password and when I try to get into it. They're like, oh

[00:29:21] We can't get you but if you want to do

[00:29:27] If you want to do you know reset the password will send you email. They won't send the email

[00:29:32] I even did text twice never sent me a text

[00:29:36] It's like, oh, okay. I guess you just don't want me to all right

[00:29:46] Skyler with the five. Thank you checks man. I've checked everything and again. There's no excuse for the text

[00:29:58] The text

[00:30:00] not coming through. Like no, no, no, no rhyme or reason. You know what I mean? Let me see

[00:30:16] what he's taking up all my stories, bro. Little golf doll with the five gifted. Thank you.

[00:30:28] Let's say you think somebody stole my Roblox account.

[00:30:34] Okay, appreciate your prime.

[00:30:35] Thank you.

[00:30:39] Yo, that's what's up.

[00:30:40] I appreciate that Emily W. Emily and Madison as well.

[00:30:43] Thank you.

[00:30:47] Okay, Bet.

[00:30:47] Thank you, Eldridge.

[00:30:48] I'll look at that W. Graham too.

[00:30:51] Nikki with the five.

[00:30:53] Wait, they figured out my duke-man 12 password.

[00:30:58] They figured out my dookie-man 12 password chat.

[00:31:11] I shouldn't have told you all my password was dookie-man 12, huh?

[00:31:15] I sold by doing that.

[00:31:17] Why'd I do that?

[00:31:19] How do I see what's taking up the majority of my space right here?

[00:31:25] with the TN. Thank you. I'm going to have to rename it. I'm going to have to rename it.

[00:31:38] What should I change my password to chat? Dukeman 13?

[00:31:48] But bro, Dukeman 12, the classic.

[00:31:56] Why people be hacking man?

[00:32:01] Okay.

[00:32:10] Yo chat.

[00:32:15] Hold up. My PC storage.

[00:32:25] It's capped out two terabytes in the biggest file app on my PC is League of Legends at 60

[00:32:37] gigabytes. That can't be right. Wait, that can't be right. Surely that's not right.

[00:33:02] All right, chat, hello?

[00:33:18] Hold up.

[00:33:24] Hold up.

[00:33:32] What are the odds of that?

[00:33:39] Hold on, I'm looking.

[00:33:48] Uninstall.

[00:33:51] Hold on, I'm looking.

[00:33:58] Hold on looking.

[00:34:11] Clear your cash.

[00:34:12] No, bruh.

[00:34:13] It's all straight up just games.

[00:34:24] And I'm talking and I'm talking about a whole bunch of them.

[00:34:53] to warn you don't play no more so every one that I have bro dude how much space

[00:35:05] to this clear up

[00:35:08] Okay, hold up.

[00:35:13] Okay, there should be a, is there a delete all button?

[00:35:22] I got water boiling simulator on here and I gotta keep that, I like that game.

[00:35:27] Water boiling simulator.

[00:35:33] I like water boiling simulator to who remembers water boiling simulator that

[00:35:41] horror game y'all remember that

[00:35:42] oh my goodness look what I did

[00:35:51] I freed up enough space

[00:35:56] I'll run again sure why not

[00:36:00] Sure thing, bud.

[00:36:05] Five hours.

[00:36:10] Five hour download.

[00:36:19] Six hour download.

[00:36:24] 12 hours.

[00:36:33] Your computer has a frozen virus on it.

[00:36:42] You're doxxed.

[00:36:42] I got your butt naked pictures.

[00:36:45] Excuse me.

[00:36:54] Look at case Paul Sriman he grabbed my laundry down the hall.

[00:36:59] All right, go ahead, go ahead, I'll wait on you.

[00:37:06] Go ahead, I'll wait.

[00:37:08] Oh, no, my error is so quick, I can't even know this game is seven minutes.

[00:37:18] How many minutes?

[00:37:23] Seven minutes.

[00:37:28] Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

[00:37:32] I... I...

[00:37:43] Yeah.

[00:37:50] Battle Royale time, baby!

[00:37:53] Make a prediction!

[00:37:59] Yeah.

[00:38:01] Yeah.

[00:38:03] While that's downloading, might as well win a game.

[00:38:07] Man, it's crazy.

[00:38:08] in here man play trees hate you it got fully released I don't know why you're

[00:38:20] lying I would have heard about it if it did

[00:38:26] Why are you lying?

[00:38:36] It did know it did not.

[00:38:38] Hold on, I got to lock it.

[00:38:52] It did not give.

[00:38:53] There is no universe I would not have heard about it if it got fully released today. There is legitimately

[00:38:59] There is actually legitimately no way that it fully released and I didn't hear about it like I'm sorry. I had to break it

[00:39:14] That dude was lagging you see I do lagging right there

[00:39:23] easy easy yeah

[00:39:36] chat tell the truth bro chat seriously tell the truth man did it

[00:39:40] not alright like you're my friend now bro you're just trying to eat me

[00:39:48] know exactly. Again, chat, I would have heard, man. I'd have woke up first thing I would

[00:40:06] saw oh my goodness trees hate you fully came out but I didn't

[00:40:17] should I consume someone here do I make a play and consume

[00:40:27] The bird helped you the bird only started helping me once it realized I was too big for to eat

[00:40:38] but before that it was actually trying to actively eat me right away I just want you

[00:40:43] to know that like that happened legitimately

[00:40:57] huge the zones coming in I got a bounce

[00:41:06] zones coming in I got a bounce if I stay away to find a part of sell another

[00:41:13] ounce shoes tight tight just in case I got a bounce that person just lagged out

[00:41:18] by the way that person right there just lagged out did you see that

[00:41:27] You saw it.

[00:41:37] Someone's about to have to pass away.

[00:41:40] We're reaching the stage of the game.

[00:41:43] Okay.

[00:41:44] We're reaching the stage of the game where somebody is about to have to pass away.

[00:41:51] That guy just lagged like crazy.

[00:41:53] Oh my goodness, man, that is insane.

[00:42:01] How bad that dude just lagged bro.

[00:42:06] That is wild.

[00:42:07] Did y'all see that bro?

[00:42:11] Pretty much lagged out bot lobby.

[00:42:21] No, this is some of the highest level.

[00:42:47] Make this happen.

[00:42:49] I make these happen.

[00:42:51] I make these happen here.

[00:42:53] I do.

[00:42:54] Chad, I make them happen.

[00:42:56] I make it happen.

[00:43:01] I make it happen.

[00:43:04] Oh, that's not good for me at all.

[00:43:27] even work.

[00:43:34] I win, I win, I win.

[00:43:47] That's the key.

[00:43:50] That's the key, baby! What did I do?

[00:43:54] Huh?

[00:43:59] That's the key, baby!

[00:44:05] That!

[00:44:16] That!

[00:44:17] Check the prediction?

[00:44:27] Uh-oh.

[00:44:33] 72% on no.

[00:44:43] It's always the same now. What are the odds here? What are the odds? Harry oiled up bodybuilder

[00:45:06] voted no. Never mind. We have that is that's actually like that is nasty man. Yo, that

[00:45:13] is like I don't even you know that is like you need to be you know you are

[00:45:18] like gross what is wrong with you you are actually like bro what what is that

[00:45:23] like why would you even name yourself that all right time for everybody to

[00:45:32] make fun of me on a game of Counter-Strike so I play a game of ranked

[00:45:34] And just get crapped on

[00:45:41] Because

[00:45:43] Because that's good. That's a guarantee getting crapped on

[00:45:48] Getting crapped on is an absolute oh

[00:45:52] Chat yeah, there was another horror game by a great dev that dropped it

[00:45:56] Dude, I love getting on steam and seeing a goat at horror game dev

[00:46:00] Drop the new game man. There ain't nothing like it dude. There ain't nothing like it man get no

[00:46:08] stain when I'm looking for like I we got a horror game and it's a dev that's dropped nothing but

[00:46:14] bangers in the past like Merry Christmas bro okay Merry Christmas I'm so gassy right now bro stop

[00:46:27] I don't know what y'all got going on

[00:46:32] Yo, I don't I do I don't know what y'all got going on. I don't want to hear that that's that's creeping me out

[00:46:38] What do you mean? That's that's bro. Stop. That's nasty, man

[00:46:44] What do you what do you mean like I don't need to hear that

[00:46:48] Like y'all got something going on or something like is there like a reason you're letting everybody know

[00:46:57] That's the dude.

[00:47:00] Oh, man.

[00:47:01] I like you just telling everybody, like, don't nobody want to know that you gassy, like,

[00:47:18] is that one of those what's it called that people have?

[00:47:26] like bro I think that's one of those what's it called people have graphics

[00:47:40] driver is out of date don't care about that

[00:47:49] do I gotta update my graphic driver because I ain't gonna do it

[00:47:56] I'm about to get straight dude who don't hey look at your gloves then look at them gloves

[00:48:12] your boy got though hey look at him glow hey look at him glows you boy got

[00:48:20] though man

[00:48:26] look at him dying dude open cases now y'all got a problem y'all got a gambling

[00:48:34] issue for real I think I have some cases actually let me see

[00:48:42] Yeah, I got some cases.

[00:48:49] I ain't gonna open them, though.

[00:49:02] Open them now, man.

[00:49:03] Y'all got a gambling problem.

[00:49:05] Look at that.

[00:49:11] Your boy gots your boy got some cases on it

[00:49:16] That's a where did I buy this mini?

[00:49:20] Where did I get this many cases somebody put on my car man?

[00:49:28] Open them bro. No man. No

[00:49:31] Y'all have a y'all actually got a problem game before I stop. No, I ain't about to sit here and be like yo

[00:49:36] open two of them man

[00:49:49] hey y'all better not do no gambling for real

[00:49:54] don't get on here and do this

[00:50:02] dead serious

[00:50:06] I'm dead serious. Do not get on here and do this. I got on here to play a game now.

[00:50:15] Just one or two. I'll open a cup and then I'm going to play.

[00:50:24] This is degenerate from y'all right here. This is degenerate from y'all right here.

[00:50:30] I just want you to know this is degeneracy from y'all right here.

[00:50:41] I was wanting to get on here and I was wanting to play me a game but y'all see some cases

[00:50:45] y'all like oh I want to- do not gamble buddy!

[00:50:55] RIP it.

[00:50:58] Give me something, baby! Come on! Give me something!

[00:51:11] Let me get a knife.

[00:51:13] I'ma do five for ya. That's all I'm doing. I'ma do five for ya. That's it.

[00:51:17] You know you want to give it to me you know you want to give me that red buddy you know

[00:51:36] you do? Come on now. Come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. This is it.

[00:52:00] You're not gamble kids you see why

[00:52:23] Man I've been a good boy

[00:52:25] How many I say I'll do I'll do a five what is this for?

[00:52:31] Last one.

[00:52:41] That's all y'all get.

[00:52:49] That's all y'all get.

[00:52:57] That's all y'all get that's it. Yeah y'all actually have a poor oh my goodness y'all actually have a problem

[00:53:07] y'all actually on ironically have like a problem it's it's crazy, bro open one turned around

[00:53:22] All right, my mom said open one turned around.

[00:53:24] I'll do that.

[00:53:26] I'm not gonna turn around either till I hear it go.

[00:53:46] That didn't sound good.

[00:53:49] And it wasn't.

[00:53:52] Let me play let me play the game

[00:54:03] One more brah I'm gonna do it till I get rid of these keys alright I'm gonna do it till

[00:54:10] these keys are gone and they're not cutting all off

[00:54:20] They gon' give me nothin' anyway, bruh!

[00:54:27] Come on, man.

[00:54:37] That's my man with the file.

[00:54:48] Should I go to the other room and open one?

[00:54:50] I'm going to another room to rip one I'm going to the other room

[00:55:05] this is degeneracy

[00:55:12] the

[00:55:31] what y'all got me up in here doing man

[00:55:42] Hey, look here, buddy.

[00:55:45] You see, here's what the game does, right?

[00:55:49] I'm about to blow this wide open.

[00:55:51] Paul's. Here's what the game does.

[00:55:53] The game has a listening device.

[00:55:55] Like, even when you're opening cases,

[00:55:58] and you may think the game is not recording you,

[00:56:01] the game is recording you.

[00:56:03] So if they think you're going to give up,

[00:56:06] they're going to throw you something.

[00:56:09] So watch this

[00:56:12] Well, I guess I'm about to be done opening cases for good once I'm done with these keys since they don't want to give me none

[00:56:18] I guess I'm just gonna quit opening cases forever once these keys are done

[00:56:24] I'm just gonna quit they just won't they ain't gonna they ain't gonna give me nothing

[00:56:29] It's all right. I need to be done with it. Anyway after these few cases are done. I'm gonna be done opening forever

[00:56:35] I said when these cases are done I'm gonna be when when these keys are done I'm done

[00:56:48] Don't do this again chat chats making me do this do not get in here and gamble

[00:57:09] gamble your money I just want to let that be clear any kids out there do not

[00:57:13] I'll put your money on this and do this.

[00:57:24] Y'all are a bad influence on me.

[00:57:29] I keep hearing a dog bark.

[00:57:30] Y'all hear, are y'all hearing a dog bark?

[00:57:32] I'm hearing a dog.

[00:57:43] Oh

[00:57:51] Well, it looks like I'm down to three keys if I don't get something in these next three keys

[00:57:55] I'm done opening cases

[00:57:57] forever

[00:57:58] And I will never purchase another key or a case ever again

[00:58:03] Unless I get something in these next three and then I'll consider getting more but unless that happens. I'm done forever

[00:58:11] You think they heard me

[00:58:13] I don't think they heard me, bro.

[00:58:26] Well!

[00:58:28] Well, it looks like the developers have been trying to get me out of here.

[00:58:43] They're telling me to quit. So this is my last one unless I were to get something nice that is

[00:59:00] Why are you done did it now counter strike?

[00:59:04] Now you ain't never getting another piece for me as long as I live

[00:59:08] And I'm gonna tell my kids and my kids kids kids. Don't you ever?

[00:59:12] buy no case on it because you ain't gonna get nothing.

[00:59:25] One more braum out of keys.

[00:59:26] I told y'all I was going to shit.

[00:59:28] I don't remember getting these.

[00:59:34] Yeah, I do in there, man.

[00:59:35] I remember doing this.

[00:59:36] Yeah, I do remember doing this.

[00:59:37] Yeah, matter of fact, I did this last night.

[00:59:40] No, I didn't this was the night before last I did this

[00:59:44] But yeah

[00:59:48] Yeah, play a man, I'm trying to play a man, but y'all told me to do this

[00:59:55] One more bro, I don't got no keys man

[01:00:01] That's like $200 worth. Yeah something like that

[01:00:04] I need to play bro.

[01:00:17] On everything I love I'll do another 20 and that's it and then I'm playing it.

[01:00:20] I got on this game to play man, stop.

[01:00:24] Y'all getting another 20, that's it.

[01:00:28] Y'all are getting another 20 bro.

[01:00:33] You're getting another 20, and that's it.

[01:00:58] Are y'all gonna give me something?

[01:01:00] Now you're gonna just throw me a bow at this point, man!

[01:01:17] MIRROR! That's two bucks!

[01:01:21] I'm in the profit!

[01:01:30] Did you see that red just zoom on? Did you see that red just zoom on by like it

[01:01:38] wasn't nothing? He just waved at me! Waved at me like I'm changing the background!

[01:01:51] Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[01:01:57] Oh, oh, yeah, oh, no, oh, no,

[01:02:09] What game is this don't worry about it if you're gonna get the game

[01:02:38] play the game don't do this

[01:02:52] Oh, we're heating up.

[01:02:55] We're heating up!

[01:03:08] What are you trying to get?

[01:03:10] The yellow one.

[01:03:13] But it ain't looking like it's gonna happen.

[01:03:17] Okay, I'm gonna hotline.

[01:03:18] Y'all need that, not me!

[01:03:22] Yo, BD with the five, thank you!

[01:03:30] Man, where's Onay Pixel when you need him, buddy?

[01:03:35] Come on, man.

[01:03:40] Come on, man.

[01:03:49] Wait a minute, my name is Case.

[01:03:51] And this is, this is a case.

[01:03:55] So as a fellow case, I would like to ask my other fellow case, would you please have something

[01:04:02] good?

[01:04:04] I am your cousin, most likely.

[01:04:14] Dude, they gotta stop.

[01:04:23] You gots to stop!

[01:04:25] Ooh!

[01:04:26] Ooh, that thing a little good too!

[01:04:39] No it don't.

[01:04:40] How much is that?

[01:04:47] I know where that's $50.

[01:05:02] Okay, easy mob.

[01:05:27] $40 is a lot, not compared to what's happened thus far.

[01:05:48] What?

[01:05:50] No.

[01:05:52] You sure?

[01:05:54] Quit lying.

[01:05:56] No, y'all always lie.

[01:05:58] You ain't a...

[01:06:00] Why would you tell the truth here?

[01:06:02] You always lie.

[01:06:04] Yeah, I...

[01:06:06] I...

[01:06:08] I...

[01:06:10] I...

[01:06:12] I...

[01:06:14] I...

[01:06:16] yeah okay yeah okay okay sure bud well the voices don't sit there try to tell

[01:06:27] me I'm a pull of $10,000 knife within the next rest of these keys right here

[01:06:31] hey no they line we don't see those

[01:06:39] look at one

[01:06:46] hold up now we heat up hold up now hold up now we heat up what's the most expensive

[01:07:03] thing you've got so far. Either this or these those two. I think. You got a problem? Me?

[01:07:32] The blood like KKK no they ain't.

[01:08:01] Tell me on to work

[01:08:10] It ain't looking good

[01:08:27] Good job chat y'all costing me a hundred dollars

[01:08:31] Thank you chat you cost to me a hundred dollars thank you are you proud of what you've done

[01:08:43] Let me let me warm my shot up real quick

[01:08:53] I got you. I got you. I got you. Let me see my shadow. Let me see my shadow. It ain't

[01:09:15] GG shot it's not all GG

[01:09:22] Who the sensitivity feel

[01:09:27] Anybody want some chicken strips?

[01:09:40] Wait a minute, maybe I got a little bit some going

[01:09:45] Hold on a minute!

[01:09:47] Where you gonna give me this gun?

[01:09:50] Idiot, I don't know what you thought you were about to do to me.

[01:09:56] You're about to do nothing to me.

[01:09:59] Watch this, guaranteed winning this gunfight.

[01:10:08] I think I'm warmed up enough to go into a rain game, don't you think?

[01:10:14] Don't you think?

[01:10:32] I'm warmed up.

[01:10:35] What is this?

[01:10:44] Cap? No I'm warmed up man!

[01:10:49] Where's this whore?

[01:10:53] Chat I'm warmed up bruh.

[01:10:59] What is this?

[01:11:01] Hey K-Solo.

[01:11:03] No way.

[01:11:05] Hey K-Solo, uh, I'm not Chris Redfield, but I am Rich Springfield.

[01:11:10] And I know you got a big stream tonight, sorry it couldn't come out, but I have a drink on

[01:11:17] me, bro.

[01:11:18] Bro, that is cool!

[01:11:19] He actually got a video!

[01:11:20] He wasn't mad!

[01:11:21] Wait, that is cool!

[01:11:22] Bro, actually was the tour manager for Rick Springfield with like, yo, he playing

[01:11:33] in Hot Springs on Friday!

[01:11:36] Yo, that's cool!

[01:11:39] Yo, that's cool! Bro got aura. Oh my goodness.

[01:11:44] Chad, Bro got aura.

[01:11:49] Hey, K-Soul, I'm not Chris Redfield,

[01:11:52] but I am Rich Greenfield,

[01:11:54] and I know you got a big stream tonight.

[01:11:58] Sorry it didn't come out, but I have a drink on me.

[01:12:02] Bro got so much aura, that's insane.

[01:12:05] Bro got so much aura it's actually crazy.

[01:12:12] Ain't no way.

[01:12:16] That's tough.

[01:12:19] Bro be up there saying it's all about, where did I had Jesse there?

[01:12:26] Man, what you talking about?

[01:12:30] My dad's wife is obsessed with this dude, LOL. Thanks for letting us know that.

[01:12:37] Thanks for letting us know that. Thank you. Thank you.

[01:12:47] Chad, what is the right game you can play in Counter-Strike that you can rage quit and not get punished for it?

[01:12:53] competitive is that what it is?

[01:13:01] Cuz premier if you if you rage quit and premier you know it's you in trouble.

[01:13:10] I'll do a regular game cuz I'm one of rage quit.

[01:13:23] I

[01:13:37] Need a lot for me or not

[01:13:42] And they go give me this do-do map. I want to play this do-do map, man

[01:13:49] Do-do

[01:13:53] Watch me carry the squad.

[01:14:00] This mouse man got some doodle on it.

[01:14:11] I hit that dude in the face.

[01:14:13] Shoot one shot.

[01:14:15] Come here.

[01:14:17] We're just doing it!

[01:14:23] Am I doing one alive?

[01:14:35] Well...

[01:14:41] Well, that's right.

[01:14:43] I'm about to have to plug in this mic and you don't want that to happen hey I'm about

[01:14:59] to have to plug in this mic don't make me plug in this mic now don't make me do it

[01:15:09] This ain't the usually what I play on, I'm better than this, bro, I swear!

[01:15:16] I swear I'm better than this, this is not like me!

[01:15:25] This mousepad is completely different!

[01:15:30] Look at that, I hit him though!

[01:16:05] I'll be on me.

[01:16:12] Man, shut up.

[01:16:15] No, I'm playing.

[01:16:18] Thank you for the call-out.

[01:16:25] No, stay alive.

[01:16:30] Oh, I don't...

[01:16:33] Whoa, whoa, that name tag I thought that was my teamie.

[01:16:39] That is crazy.

[01:16:44] I throw the left.

[01:16:45] I throw the left.

[01:16:47] Counter-tile, swim.

[01:16:56] Come on, team, let's step it up, man.

[01:17:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:17:03] Wait, Chad and Cash, what do you spawn with armor?

[01:17:16] Chad, my teammate's gotta stay alive, bro. Stay alive!

[01:17:22] I ain't got enough room on this mouse, man! I promise you it's the mouse!

[01:17:26] I'm so bad.

[01:17:33] I'm so bad.

[01:17:42] I got no swivel action on it!

[01:17:51] Come on, swivel action, man!

[01:18:04] Uh-oh.

[01:18:08] User error?

[01:18:10] You know what maybe it is.

[01:18:12] Maybe it is watch this. I'm a scoot over this way. I'm scootin

[01:18:42] I'll wait 13 that's like 15 people

[01:18:49] never mind I wonder what am I

[01:19:00] I did all that just come up here have nobody be up here you gotta eat this to make

[01:19:19] You're not doing all that camping.

[01:19:31] Don't make the alpha angry now.

[01:19:39] I

[01:19:50] Win these 1v2 I win these

[01:19:56] 1v2 I win these watch me

[01:20:09] I'm not I'm not coping that's a cheater though now you need to cope for real

[01:20:30] No chat this mouse pad ain't big enough.

[01:20:35] He's dead serious.

[01:20:40] Dude, the mouse does not slide how it's supposed to.

[01:20:50] Just slide! Just slide!

[01:21:00] Turn the DPI out? No, it's not about the DPI. It's about when I move the mouse, it feels

[01:21:09] like it's digging into the mouse pad. It feels like there's a butt naked dude. I'm

[01:21:23] using like there's a butt naked dude laying on the table. I'm using that as a mouse.

[01:21:26] That's what it feels like.

[01:21:29] And it's like slightly warm in the room.

[01:21:31] So there's like, like dead serious.

[01:21:33] That's actually what it feels like.

[01:21:35] I got, I'm dead serious.

[01:21:36] It feels like flesh.

[01:21:48] Maybe I put too much pressure on it.

[01:21:52] Get on the terrorist's wing.

[01:21:56] Weirdest way to describe it? No!

[01:22:04] Wait.

[01:22:07] Okay.

[01:22:08] I'm gonna try this method. This method is called, don't put as much pressure on the mouse as it.

[01:22:21] Hey, look who's at the top of the leaderboard, though.

[01:22:26] All right.

[01:22:42] You're just hate to see that right there. I could have saved my teammates not getting...

[01:22:47] Wait, we're gonna win a round!

[01:22:50] We're gonna win a round with these!

[01:22:56] I'm talking to your mate!

[01:23:08] Kitty!

[01:23:15] Kitty!

[01:23:19] The bomb has been put on fire!

[01:23:21] Do your teammates soccer dude, I just not understand the game now. It's like a I don't know what's going on

[01:23:37] Whoa, whoa, what they talk about in the chat whoa

[01:23:51] Y'all need to relax a little bit over here, alright.

[01:23:58] Y'all for real want me to pop off is I'll pop off.

[01:24:21] That was the mouth pad.

[01:24:28] Listen to it.

[01:24:36] It's like it's moist.

[01:24:43] Oh, that's copyrighted, GG.

[01:24:53] Oh, that's copyrighted, oh, it's over for me.

[01:24:59] If I don't get at least five kills this round, I'm leaving.

[01:25:09] I'm on my way.

[01:25:11] I'm on my way.

[01:25:13] I'm on my way.

[01:25:15] I'm on my way.

[01:25:21] Time for my time to shine!

[01:25:25] Pick it again, you won't!

[01:25:27] I'm on my way.

[01:25:29] Pick it again, you won't!

[01:25:39] Okay, we're in a bit of a pickle here, but it's fine.

[01:25:53] You see that flick? Somebody would have been dead if they hadn't been back there.

[01:26:05] They know not to peek me.

[01:26:09] Hey, they know not to peek your boy.

[01:26:17] We'll take him this way.

[01:26:23] Swing.

[01:26:26] Oh my goodness, I don't dump.

[01:26:31] What does Uber think he was doing again?

[01:26:34] You better recognize...

[01:26:36] No, I could have... What?

[01:26:39] of

[01:27:09] Then it made me angry. I'm hitting around on them.

[01:27:16] See ya, Goober. Who's next?

[01:27:39] You'll Cali with the five. Thank you. Look here. You want me to keep it a stack with

[01:27:49] you? I'll keep it a stack with you. If that would have been a ranked game, I'll buddy.

[01:27:55] We'd have been winning that. Chat, the only problem here, the only problem here, this

[01:28:09] mouse pad bro it feels like I'm using a human as a mouse pad no joke it feels

[01:28:22] like there's a butt naked dude laying on my table butt naked now and it's 75

[01:28:33] degrees in the room and I'm using him as a mouse pad that's actually like the

[01:28:42] best description no joke I'm dead serious the best description that I can

[01:28:51] give do y'all know what I'm saying though do y'all actually understand what I'm

[01:28:55] saying though like seriously do you get that

[01:29:03] How old is it the mouse pad?

[01:29:08] It's like three years old.

[01:29:09] That's not that bad.

[01:29:13] That is three years old old for a mouse pad.

[01:29:34] Oh that's a good question.

[01:29:37] How old is y'all's mouse pad?

[01:29:52] Somebody just said 10 years old.

[01:29:55] You got a 10 year old mouse pad.

[01:29:58] Big dog. You need to let it go.

[01:30:02] ha ha buddy buddy you need to let that thing go ten-year-old mousepad

[01:30:25] you know what time it is though

[01:30:29] I'll show you the dev and I'm sure y'all will remember the uh I'm sure y'all will

[01:30:58] remember the dev has had some bangers what's the name of the game okay let's

[01:31:05] see let me know if y'all remember somebody's this dev has made us some

[01:31:14] bangers in the past who remembers these obsessed night shift and obsessed

[01:31:25] trace right here remember these we played this one too but I think we played

[01:31:35] this one on it's I oh if I remember right we played this one too

[01:31:42] Yo, Gacoma with the five W. Gacoma with the five. Thank you.

[01:31:54] Y'all remember?

[01:31:56] Goosey. W. Dev. Lock in. A. A. Buster. Lock it in right now.

[01:32:19] Yup.

[01:32:22] GG.

[01:32:23] What's going on?

[01:32:30] Endless.

[01:32:33] The skin contains what?

[01:32:37] Okay.

[01:32:38] That ain't nothing I can't handle.

[01:32:43] Oh yeah, this might be straight up cinema.

[01:32:49] This is about to be straight-up cinema.

[01:32:55] Tell me it's not.

[01:32:59] Hold on.

[01:33:19] you

[01:33:49] you

[01:34:19] you

[01:34:49] you

[01:35:19] you

[01:35:49] You

[01:36:19] Spooky time!

[01:36:23] Mr. Crash's world.

[01:36:27] Spooky! Spooky time!

[01:36:31] Spooky!

[01:36:35] Spooky!

[01:36:39] Spooky time, buddy.

[01:36:43] Spooky time.

[01:36:47] You better believe it is, you better believe it, you better believe it, yo, Krim with the

[01:36:58] five, W Krim with the five, thank you Krim with the five, W Krim, song name that was

[01:37:06] unshaken by D'Angelo, also rest in peace D'Angelo, I think he died late last year, R.I.P.

[01:37:15] Banger artist though make some bangers man

[01:37:26] name of this game is I fell for her what that's that's kind of I this dev has

[01:37:38] not let us down yet. This dev has not let us down yet. Okay. Lock in. New game. Yes.

[01:38:06] Yes. This game has different endings. If you successfully get one of them, you can continue

[01:38:11] the game. I prefer to continue, but if I don't have other endings, thank you.

[01:38:17] I ain't tired of these, psycho!

[01:38:30] We sleep?

[01:38:31] We work at a clothing store.

[01:38:36] It's rather quiet.

[01:38:39] Broke in a knife.

[01:38:45] Relax with the knife.

[01:38:49] Broke built like me too. Just slender.

[01:38:53] Sawyer, is there anything I can help you with?

[01:38:58] with? Because I want to tell you that we have a baseball player

[01:39:07] leaving with us. I was watching on TV the other night. He said he

[01:39:12] didn't like your strings. Can you tell me he's a goober? Oh, yeah,

[01:39:14] massive. Yeah, just disgusting goober right there. Yeah, get him out

[01:39:17] Why did it fart?

[01:39:39] got stabbed from us. That's messed up though. So the game started off with a shop owner

[01:39:52] getting stabbed. Right. Well, I can't really can't get any worse. So you'll never believe

[01:40:02] the game started off with the sensitivity already good. Is there is there a screen tear on the check?

[01:40:09] Y'all don't see no screens here, do you? It's weird because I have to look at my other monitor

[01:40:14] to see if y'all are seeing screen tear or not because it's different from mine and yours on some

[01:40:18] games. No, it's good. Oh yeah, that's good. Who am I playing as? Am I playing as...

[01:40:26] This is my house.

[01:40:31] The door's still locked.

[01:40:32] I gotta get the key.

[01:40:35] Classic.

[01:40:43] Never mind.

[01:40:44] I've been, I've been fooled.

[01:40:47] Is it in here?

[01:40:49] Really?

[01:40:51] They just had to make me look stupid, huh?

[01:40:57] Is this my house?

[01:40:59] And who am I?

[01:41:04] Grandma, you good?

[01:41:07] Granny, God, leave that hip hurt and ate it!

[01:41:10] Can I get some light, something?

[01:41:16] Granny?

[01:41:18] Grandma, why aren't you asleep yet?

[01:41:21] I was waiting for you to come home.

[01:41:25] Why are you home so late?

[01:41:28] I was worried about you.

[01:41:31] Sorry, Grandma. I'll stop by a friend's house.

[01:41:42] You all right, Grandma?

[01:41:45] So how was the job interview?

[01:41:49] It was alright, Grandma.

[01:41:53] I don't know, Grandma.

[01:41:57] I feel like it's not the right time to get a job.

[01:42:01] It never is.

[01:42:05] What do you mean?

[01:42:09] I'm not confident, Grandma.

[01:42:13] I'm not confident grandma. I feel like the other candidates are more experienced than me.

[01:42:21] I don't think they'll call me back. Hey, listen to me. You shouldn't talk like that, Sonny.

[01:42:30] Whatever the result, you must stay positive. If you don't get accepted there, it's okay.

[01:42:38] There's plenty of other jobs you can apply for.

[01:42:43] Yes grandma

[01:42:48] What are you carrying there? Oh, right

[01:42:53] I bought this at the roadside stall earlier. Oh, what is that?

[01:42:58] It's your favorite food just a second. I'll go get a plate

[01:43:03] All right grandma, let me go grab a plate real quick W. Branson for real

[01:43:08] getting our grandma some food. I'm turning every light in the house on y'all already know to

[01:43:17] drill. Okay y'all already know that's how we operate. Let's grab a plate real quick. Boom.

[01:43:25] All right, Grandma.

[01:43:36] What is that?

[01:43:39] What are those?

[01:43:41] Martabock?

[01:43:43] You're about to look that up.

[01:43:55] Martabak!

[01:44:00] I'm gonna make sure I ain't gettin' docked so we can learn together what a Martabak is.

[01:44:06] Okay, it doesn't look like I'm gettin' docked.

[01:44:14] It is a savory stuffed pan-fried bread or pancake.

[01:44:21] That looks good

[01:44:26] That looks there's no way that couldn't be good that that has no option but to be good it's bread and meat man. I mean come on now

[01:44:37] That's good

[01:44:40] Would you say looks like diabetes, but I'm all for it now they really don't look that unhealthy

[01:44:47] Anyway, we learned something new today

[01:44:51] We have learned something new today.

[01:44:58] Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? There you go, Granny.

[01:45:07] Take it, grand-grand! Oh, my bad. Can I get some?

[01:45:13] Grandma, I want to say one more thing. What is it?

[01:45:19] it. I spiked that market block with rat poison so it'll take you out and I'll get your life

[01:45:24] into this policy and the house. Sorry. I can't get a job. On my way home from a friend's house,

[01:45:35] I saw a small shop by the roadside. For some reason I thought about renting that shop and

[01:45:43] opening a barber shop just like dad used to. Are you serious? I'm serious. I think

[01:45:52] my savings are enough. Bro wants to be a barber. Don't you got to be a Lice? Can you

[01:45:55] get a license for that? If you're ready, go ahead my child. Grandma will always

[01:46:04] support you thanks grandma I'll call the owner tomorrow

[01:46:11] take a bath

[01:46:14] Doctor said I got high blood pressure

[01:46:18] that's not my brain to be talking bro

[01:46:22] no bro that talk crazy man

[01:46:34] Two days later.

[01:46:39] How much money we got in savings to where we're gonna be able to rent a whole store?

[01:46:44] Is this the place?

[01:46:45] Oh, this is my buddy?

[01:46:47] It's quiet here.

[01:46:49] Yeah, pretty much.

[01:46:51] Enter the shop house.

[01:46:53] You over here smoking a cigarette.

[01:46:57] Hi.

[01:46:58] What shop?

[01:46:59] Is this my shop?

[01:47:00] We're opening a barber shop, huh?

[01:47:04] You know, what, what shophouse?

[01:47:09] Into the shophouse?

[01:47:12] You know, big dog, you know where to go?

[01:47:15] No? All right.

[01:47:17] Maybe...

[01:47:19] All right.

[01:47:23] Let me go through the alley, the dark, creepy alley.

[01:47:28] I'm dead.

[01:47:30] Can't go that way.

[01:47:35] Hold on, man.

[01:47:38] Sorry for dragging you out here.

[01:47:40] I'm gonna get a handle here in a minute.

[01:47:42] Oh, here it is.

[01:47:43] Open the door.

[01:47:45] What is this over here?

[01:47:49] Oh, throw trash into the B&I.

[01:47:51] I'll throw trash into the b&i

[01:48:01] You ain't gonna help me pick none up what I even bring you out here for man. You're some friend. Ain't you?

[01:48:08] You're some friend

[01:48:12] Kobe Kobe, okay

[01:48:15] Did that work? Okay, I'm assuming that worked.

[01:48:19] You can get disappeared in front of my eyes.

[01:48:22] There we go. Boom, boom. Got him.

[01:48:26] There we go. Boom.

[01:48:30] Bring him in.

[01:48:36] Maybe that's like a vacuum trash can. You just throw it somewhere near it. It just takes it.

[01:48:42] Maybe that's what it is.

[01:48:45] And again, am I certified to be cutting people's hair?

[01:48:51] I don't know if I'm certified for this.

[01:48:53] Drop, drop, that one was clean right there,

[01:48:57] that one was clean.

[01:49:02] All right, there we go.

[01:49:04] Yo buddy, come on man,

[01:49:05] I'm pretty sure I paid you to come out here.

[01:49:07] I probably did.

[01:49:10] Matter of fact,

[01:49:11] Goober, he ain't even affected.

[01:49:20] Drop that.

[01:49:21] One more.

[01:49:22] Drop that.

[01:49:23] There we go.

[01:49:24] We're good.

[01:49:25] Clean the floor.

[01:49:26] Shit, you think people's gonna pull up and get their hair cut in here?

[01:49:35] I mean, if we do a good job, hey, it don't matter.

[01:49:40] Sweet, sweet, sweet!

[01:49:45] Chat, you would trust me cutting your hair, man, don't lie!

[01:49:56] Chat, you would trust me, man!

[01:50:03] Yes, you would!

[01:50:08] I'm telling you, you would.

[01:50:14] There we go.

[01:50:16] Lore is swept.

[01:50:20] Thank you for your service, broom.

[01:50:24] Put the items inside the shop house.

[01:50:26] Are you going to help me with this?

[01:50:31] Lord have mercy.

[01:50:36] There we go.

[01:50:37] Chat, I mean, maybe this was my friend that had a truck

[01:50:41] and he was like, you know what, I'll drive you over there

[01:50:43] but I'm not helping you do anything.

[01:50:45] Maybe that was one of them situations.

[01:50:47] He was like mad that we asked him if we could use his truck.

[01:50:54] There we go.

[01:50:58] Boom, got some chairs.

[01:51:01] Clean.

[01:51:02] We ain't gonna get no business, bro.

[01:51:11] Done.

[01:51:15] Everything's finished.

[01:51:16] Now I should head home.

[01:51:19] Tomorrow I'll start opening this shop.

[01:51:22] Hey, Chad, it's a startup business.

[01:51:25] Don't worry about it.

[01:51:26] It's a startup.

[01:51:27] That was extremely...

[01:51:37] Hey, ma'am.

[01:51:47] Ma'am, can I help you?

[01:51:51] Ma'am, do you need a haircut?

[01:51:53] Ma'am! Ma'am!

[01:51:55] Come get a haircut! I can buy one! I'll open up!

[01:52:01] Alright, let's go. I'm ready to go home.

[01:52:07] Done.

[01:52:09] Yeah. I'll start working tomorrow.

[01:52:13] Thanks for helping me move my stuff with your car. Help.

[01:52:18] That wasn't the word I... that ain't the word I would use.

[01:52:21] No problem.

[01:52:25] What a customer's act.

[01:52:40] Look what, look what we've done with the place, Chad.

[01:52:55] Maybe this will work out.

[01:53:06] Everything's been neatly arranged.

[01:53:08] Now I gotta put up the banner.

[01:53:13] What's the name of our store?

[01:53:15] I need a ladder to put this up.

[01:53:18] Do I got one?

[01:53:20] What is this?

[01:53:23] What is this since I arrived I haven't seen anyone here. Where's the owner of this laundry shop?

[01:53:30] What was that was that a rat whether it cost the floor? Oh, no

[01:53:45] Oh, there's a ladder I don't know who this is, but they won't mind if I borrow it real quick, maybe I don't know

[01:53:49] But I did sorry

[01:53:52] I'll give him a free haircut for letting me use her ladder. That sounds like a good deal

[01:53:59] All right, what's the name of our store? I hope you pick something good

[01:54:09] What is it

[01:54:15] You know what

[01:54:17] Vito Barbershop? That's kind of hard!

[01:54:27] That is kind of hard.

[01:54:33] Ma'am, ma'am, can I help you? You've been...

[01:54:36] Yes, yes ma'am.

[01:54:39] Hi.

[01:54:42] Hi.

[01:54:43] I mean bordering like bordering on it. Yeah, but like officially I wouldn't put you in the

[01:55:00] category of like officially bothering me, but it's you're bordering that category. I've

[01:55:05] got to say that but no, like officially technically I would have to say no, but it's

[01:55:09] getting there. You? I saw you yesterday. Yeah. I'm the owner of the laundry shop here. Oh,

[01:55:21] that's cool. I'm about to put you out of business. And we don't even have the same business. I'm

[01:55:26] just gonna put you out of business anyway. Matter of fact, I got a couple washing machines

[01:55:30] coming in tomorrow. I'm about to start offering free clothes washings with my haircuts.

[01:55:36] You made a mistake! Tell me what you was doing!

[01:55:40] This is my block, ma'am!

[01:55:44] I'mma put it on the side, right out front!

[01:55:46] Free clothes washing with a haircut!

[01:55:52] Oh!

[01:55:56] My name is Vito, as you can tell because the sign says Vito's Barber Shop.

[01:56:02] Nice to meet you.

[01:56:05] your name, ma'am. Like, hello? My name is... Who is this goober? Excuse me? What's up,

[01:56:15] man? I'll be right back with you, ma'am. One second. Okay, whatever, ma'am! Where you

[01:56:22] I have a good one what's up man what's up what's up can I help you I want to get here

[01:56:36] could you know the owner of this bar you know where the owner of this barbershop

[01:56:39] is I'm right here oh that's me I'm the owner of the barbershop I'm so happy

[01:56:48] You're my first customer please come in

[01:56:53] Don't tell him I'm not licensed

[01:56:57] All right big dog what kind of cuts you want

[01:57:03] Yeah

[01:57:08] Just a shrimp I

[01:57:12] Don't know a thing about

[01:57:14] So cut here you must hold two grooming tools scissors and clippers somebody's gonna die

[01:57:20] Creme with the five. Thank you

[01:57:27] That radio is very very much changed the channel

[01:57:36] Anyway, sir

[01:57:39] You say you just want to trim I got you right here

[01:57:44] Clippers. Why are you staring at me, dude? I'm gonna get it handled!

[01:57:51] What did I do?

[01:58:09] TVing with the 5.

[01:58:13] After cutting the hair you must take the spray and spray it onto the customer's hair

[01:58:16] two times. What did I do? That looks like a trim. That's a hundred percent. Oh my

[01:58:40] lord! That's a trim. TV in with the 25 get the WTV in with the 25 get the

[01:58:46] Thank you.

[01:58:49] Okay.

[01:58:51] WTV, what is this?

[01:58:52] Is this the spray here, you big dog?

[01:58:54] Good.

[01:58:57] Are you happy with it?

[01:59:00] All right, man, come back.

[01:59:02] He ain't never coming back?

[01:59:23] No, that check, that was what we would certify as a trim, right?

[01:59:29] was a tram I would say. Big dog. You don't see me sitting here. Excuse me. What's up,

[01:59:48] man? I just noticed a barbershop here. Yeah, this is the grand opening, dude. Crispy with

[01:59:54] the TNW Krispy with the TN thank you Krispy yes because I just opened this

[02:00:01] barber shop today what kind of haircut would you like I want my hair to look

[02:00:08] cool can you do it of course I can have a seat

[02:00:24] Keep still now! I don't want to cut you!

[02:00:38] Ow, that's...

[02:00:39] Can I fix it?

[02:00:57] Alright man, that's about as cool as you're gonna get right there.

[02:01:05] yep that's gonna charge you know that that's a big dog haircut here you go

[02:01:14] cover your eyes now there you go you happy with it all right have a good day

[02:01:25] Jack people love it. People love it here. There's gonna be great reviews. People are

[02:01:43] gonna be coming in from everywhere to get their haircut here. Business low-key boom

[02:01:48] it too for just opening. Look at all these people.

[02:02:07] Hey there. You doing all right?

[02:02:12] Yes. Hello. Can I help you? Huh. Monday will be my first day of work. I hate to hear that.

[02:02:22] Can you make my hair look neat? I can do something. I can do something now. Yep. Alright. You want

[02:02:35] your hair to look neat because you got your first day of work Monday. Okay. I can do

[02:02:42] I can't do that for you, absolutely I can't.

[02:02:46] Alright.

[02:02:53] Oh!

[02:03:12] You're going to knock it out of the park this Monday.

[02:03:27] You have a great night.

[02:03:29] Come back now.

[02:03:30] Do you ever need another head?

[02:03:32] Ah, shabu.

[02:03:45] More have mercy, man.

[02:03:48] Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business for real.

[02:03:52] Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business.

[02:03:54] No joke.

[02:03:55] What am I doing in here?

[02:03:57] Name me another barber that'll be one second.

[02:04:06] One second, man.

[02:04:08] Hold up.

[02:04:19] How can I help you?

[02:04:21] I want to get a haircut.

[02:04:25] Of course, what kind would you like?

[02:04:27] Whatever. Oh, buddy, you just made a great mistake.

[02:04:33] I want all the girls to check me out.

[02:04:37] You came to the right place, big dog. All right, sit down. I got you. All right.

[02:04:45] Hold on a little dry. Hold up. A little dry. Get some moisture. No, hold up.

[02:04:52] Oh, I can't hit you with that now.

[02:04:53] So you want all the girls to check you out, huh?

[02:05:00] Okay.

[02:05:01] Uh-huh.

[02:05:02] All right.

[02:05:03] Hold tight now.

[02:05:04] Uh-huh.

[02:05:05] So you're trying to get to your girlfriend, are you?

[02:05:19] Okay.

[02:05:20] I'm trying to get you a girlfriend.

[02:05:35] All right.

[02:05:41] I got you right here.

[02:05:50] There's so many.

[02:05:57] It's the hair and the shape of a hat!

[02:06:08] There you go, big dog!

[02:06:13] You have a great night!

[02:06:14] Thank you for being...

[02:06:15] THAT IS INSANE!

[02:06:22] So we ain't gonna get no returning customers man, this is bad.

[02:06:27] What?

[02:06:31] It seems...

[02:06:33] I'll continue tomorrow.

[02:06:35] Time to close up.

[02:06:36] We only serve like three or four customers, man.

[02:06:45] Chad, do y'all think the barber shop business is going well so far?

[02:06:50] I do.

[02:06:51] I think we're doing a great job.

[02:06:55] We literally, what other barber are you going to go to that's going to cut your hair in

[02:06:59] the shape of a hat?

[02:07:01] I call it the perma hat cut.

[02:07:08] All right, let's go home, I guess.

[02:07:15] Did our characters get paranoid all of a sudden?

[02:07:19] Close up.

[02:07:22] What was that?

[02:07:31] I need to mind my own business.

[02:07:41] I heard something.

[02:07:42] Maybe it's just my imagination.

[02:07:43] I'm going home.

[02:07:44] Hold up now.

[02:07:45] What?

[02:07:46] What?

[02:07:47] What's happening?

[02:07:48] Yo happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs, chattel vamp fangs, chattel.

[02:07:55] You'll have to be 24 birthday vamp fangs.

[02:08:00] Chatel vamp fangs, happy 24th birthday.

[02:08:03] Happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs.

[02:08:05] Thank you.

[02:08:08] 20 forward and fangs.

[02:08:11] I should get the key first.

[02:08:15] Classic.

[02:08:25] If you weren't here at the start of the game, I did the same thing except it was under the

[02:08:39] plant.

[02:08:45] Bella with the fire.

[02:08:46] Thank you, Bella with the fire.

[02:08:48] Grandma, my first day of business went good.

[02:08:53] Grandma, I'm home!

[02:08:59] Grandma, are you hip acting up again?

[02:09:01] Where are you at?

[02:09:08] Grandma!

[02:09:14] Granny, did you blow your hip out? Where are you at?

[02:09:17] Granny?

[02:09:23] You don't tell me you blew your hip out again.

[02:09:25] I told you to sit out.

[02:09:31] Where is she at?

[02:09:37] Grandma, I'm back from the shop.

[02:09:42] Maybe she's already asleep.

[02:09:45] I really wanted to tell her about my first date.

[02:09:47] In that case, I'll go to the bathroom and wash my hands.

[02:09:53] Is granny gone

[02:09:59] She don't

[02:10:04] Chad is great is is granny go don't tell me she did

[02:10:08] sleep yard are we sure we shouldn't check on grandma and be 100% sure before we go to bed but

[02:10:24] I didn't expect people to get their hair cut at my place this fast that's not

[02:10:45] gonna last very long because what I was doing to some of them that's good

[02:10:51] I can't wait to open the barber shop tomorrow.

[02:10:56] Wait.

[02:10:57] Oh!

[02:10:58] That laundry shop girl.

[02:11:00] I forgot to ask her name.

[02:11:02] Vito.

[02:11:03] How stupid.

[02:11:06] I forgot her girl is beautiful as her, just like that.

[02:11:09] Okay.

[02:11:10] See you tomorrow.

[02:11:11] She's not interested in you, buddy.

[02:11:13] Stop.

[02:11:15] We ain't got enough motion.

[02:11:21] Is Granny alive?

[02:11:26] Like hello, did we check on Granny?

[02:11:30] Before we went to work today?

[02:11:39] Oh, Grandma.

[02:11:43] Oh, hey!

[02:11:45] Hi.

[02:11:48] Hi.

[02:11:50] Have a good one.

[02:11:52] I'm not playing, hey.

[02:11:54] Oh, you don't want to talk no more?

[02:11:56] Oh, okay.

[02:12:02] Who took my...

[02:12:04] Oh, there it is.

[02:12:08] Let me clean up the place a little bit

[02:12:10] for customer show up.

[02:12:20] Oh boy. I don't have the guts to ask her name. I'm shy. Huh. But, okay, I can do this.

[02:12:41] He's finally summoning up the courage to ask her name to cut this off.

[02:12:48] No distractions.

[02:12:58] Hey, how you doing?

[02:13:01] I had a question.

[02:13:06] Hi.

[02:13:08] You.

[02:13:09] What are you doing?

[02:13:12] Oh no, why did I ask that?

[02:13:14] I brought my bags, man.

[02:13:17] As usual, I'm waiting for customers.

[02:13:20] Oh, man, me too.

[02:13:23] Oh, okay.

[02:13:26] I hope any customers come wash their clothes at your shop tonight.

[02:13:30] This dude is a goober.

[02:13:35] Thank you.

[02:13:37] Hope it's crowded with customers.

[02:13:40] Thank you.

[02:14:07] All right, I'll head back to my barbershop.

[02:14:09] You in the master name?

[02:14:22] Change the channel.

[02:14:25] What's up, man?

[02:14:29] I hear somebody else.

[02:14:31] Okay, wait, we got multiple customers, so hold up now.

[02:14:40] How you doing?

[02:14:43] Is this Vito's barbershop?

[02:14:44] No, you can't tell by the gigantic sign right outside.

[02:14:47] Yes, it's Vito's barbershop.

[02:14:50] Yeah.

[02:14:51] I saw my friend's haircut from yesterday, so I wanted to get mine done here, too.

[02:14:56] Well, I got you.

[02:15:00] I want everyone to look at me.

[02:15:02] That's what you want?

[02:15:05] Have a seat.

[02:15:09] I'll be right with you.

[02:15:13] You want everybody to look at you, huh?

[02:15:15] All righty then.

[02:15:17] I'll see what I can do.

[02:15:24] Why ain't it working?

[02:15:27] Why?

[02:15:28] Why is the hair cut?

[02:15:30] Oh, I got the-

[02:15:34] There it is.

[02:15:36] Alright buddy, you want everybody to look at you.

[02:15:40] In what way?

[02:15:42] Like a cool way or a bad way?

[02:15:44] Don't matter?

[02:15:50] Okay, no.

[02:15:52] No.

[02:15:54] Uh-uh.

[02:15:56] No.

[02:16:01] No.

[02:16:06] No.

[02:16:09] Uh-uh.

[02:16:10] Uh-uh.

[02:16:24] Your wish is my command, sir!

[02:16:31] You wanted everybody to look at you! I got you!

[02:16:34] There you go!

[02:16:37] You have a great night now! Thank you so much!

[02:16:40] What's up?

[02:16:41] How you doing?

[02:16:42] What can I do for you?

[02:16:43] Get him with the alfalfa.

[02:16:44] Huh.

[02:16:45] Yeah.

[02:16:46] In two days I'm going to take my new girlfriend on a date.

[02:17:03] Well buddy, you came to the right place.

[02:17:05] Let me tell you.

[02:17:07] Can you make my hair look seductive?

[02:17:12] Seductive?

[02:17:13] I'll see what I can do, have a seat.

[02:17:23] So you want your hair to look seductive, huh?

[02:17:31] Alrighty.

[02:17:32] No.

[02:17:33] What?

[02:17:34] No.

[02:17:35] What on earth?

[02:17:36] No.

[02:17:37] That is seductive, if I've ever seen it.

[02:18:06] Oh my goodness, buddy.

[02:18:10] That is seductive if I've ever seen it.

[02:18:13] She's gonna love it.

[02:18:14] There you go.

[02:18:16] Good luck on your first date, man.

[02:18:18] I hope it goes great.

[02:18:19] I'll look out for my customers chat I look out for my customers

[02:18:43] What's up doing a haircut I bet hold up

[02:18:53] W. Barbara. Thank you chat again. You would trust me, right?

[02:18:59] You you would trust me

[02:19:05] One second, excuse me. I'm trying to sweep

[02:19:08] Okay, good enough.

[02:19:14] Welcome to Vino's Barbershop.

[02:19:15] How can I help you?

[02:19:16] Hello.

[02:19:17] My teacher warned me to trim my hair until it's a buzz cut and looks neat.

[02:19:22] Otherwise, I'll get a haircut and class and the girls will laugh at me.

[02:19:28] That's tough.

[02:19:29] Yo, NQ with the file.

[02:19:30] Can you trim my hair?

[02:19:33] Buzz cut?

[02:19:34] Really?

[02:19:35] I guess.

[02:19:36] I'll do it, but it's cut it.

[02:19:41] Well, there it is.

[02:19:44] Quick and easy.

[02:19:49] Thank you for selecting Vito's Barmer Shop.

[02:19:51] I hope you have a great night.

[02:19:52] Thank you so much.

[02:19:57] Chat business is actually booming by the way.

[02:19:59] It's kind of crazy to think about.

[02:20:01] We just opened this shop last night.

[02:20:02] This place gets more business than like, I don't know, but it's getting some

[02:20:06] Oh, you're sleeping there too?

[02:20:19] I didn't see you there.

[02:20:32] Yes!

[02:20:33] This is the only barbershop that's still open.

[02:20:39] I want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone.

[02:20:44] Alright.

[02:20:45] You want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone.

[02:20:50] Alright, I can do that for you.

[02:20:58] You said you want the top cut but leave the sides alone?

[02:21:20] Alright buddy!

[02:21:26] You said you wanted the top cut, but leave the sides alone?

[02:21:29] All right, I did that.

[02:21:31] There you go, big dog.

[02:21:33] You have a great night.

[02:21:56] Sweet. What brand broom is that? It looks like the same one I got. Where'd you get that

[02:22:08] I'm trying to help him out, bro. I'm just trying to help him.

[02:22:23] What can I get you? Hello.

[02:22:28] I hate to say this, but my mom always tells me to tidy up my hair.

[02:22:34] I want to make my mom happy seeing my new hair.

[02:22:38] Okay, you know what?

[02:22:39] I'll do that.

[02:22:40] I got you right here.

[02:22:41] Now, let's have to move.

[02:22:42] Let's have to move.

[02:22:43] No.

[02:22:44] No.

[02:22:45] No.

[02:22:46] No.

[02:22:47] No.

[02:22:48] No.

[02:22:49] No.

[02:22:50] No.

[02:22:51] No.

[02:22:52] No.

[02:22:53] No.

[02:22:54] No.

[02:22:55] That's pretty tidy, you think she'll be happy with that?

[02:23:12] that'll do it. There you go. She should be happy with this now. Tell her she has a problem.

[02:23:33] She can come tell me about it, okay?

[02:23:35] And where you're, okay, thank you.

[02:23:45] Time to close, aww.

[02:23:47] Time to close up.

[02:23:50] Let me go and sweep everything.

[02:23:55] Hey.

[02:23:58] She been sweeping that same spot for like 30 minutes.

[02:24:01] What's she doing?

[02:24:33] He was scared to even ask her name, Chad.

[02:25:03] Bro, there we go.

[02:25:19] Hi again.

[02:25:22] Maybe this is the time for me to ask about her.

[02:25:25] I forgot to ask your name.

[02:25:28] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:25:30] No site my name is Nala. Nala. Nala? Alright. That, that a beautiful name, bro. Come on, man. Thank you.

[02:25:52] I want to ask you a few things.

[02:25:55] Wait, what?

[02:25:55] You taking it too far now?

[02:25:56] Hold up, buddy.

[02:25:58] What you mean?

[02:26:00] Yo, MQ with the five.

[02:26:02] Thank you.

[02:26:06] May I?

[02:26:07] Of course you may.

[02:26:10] Wait, can we talk while sitting down?

[02:26:12] Oh, you got back problems?

[02:26:14] Sure.

[02:26:22] So, how long have you been here?

[02:26:33] I mean, what in this laundry shop?

[02:26:38] We've been here for almost one year.

[02:26:43] We?

[02:26:45] I said it before he's...

[02:26:51] I'll pay you for it, I'll pay you, bro!

[02:27:01] You know, bros, his inner monologue's like, please tell me he meets her cat, please.

[02:27:11] I mean, I went all up a minute now.

[02:27:23] You're alone, right?

[02:27:27] Actually, I wasn't alone before.

[02:27:33] I was with my mother.

[02:27:41] She did. My bad, I was dead! But, my mother, you are I? I'm sorry, you're something.

[02:28:01] You're a cool girl, Nayla.

[02:28:08] Oh, my.

[02:28:10] Stick the cut in here, buddy.

[02:28:19] I'm scared.

[02:28:21] What you mean?

[02:28:23] I don't believe that.

[02:28:25] Go away.

[02:28:27] What you mean, huh?

[02:28:28] I ain't gonna leave there, go away.

[02:28:33] Go away.

[02:28:34] What you mean you're scared?

[02:28:35] I ain't trying, huh?

[02:28:36] I'm gone then.

[02:28:38] What you mean you're scared?

[02:28:39] I'mma leave.

[02:28:40] You scared of me?

[02:28:42] I'm gone.

[02:28:43] I ain't gone, huh?

[02:28:46] Nope.

[02:28:48] I ain't scary, man.

[02:28:51] I'm just sitting here talking to you.

[02:28:57] I'm just sometimes I'm scared I get scared too like if I see a big old spot or something

[02:29:09] my fault they look my bad but if I see like a big old spot or something yeah I'll be getting

[02:29:23] scared too for real. But so yeah you weren't you weren't you weren't alone you

[02:29:30] weren't alone there Naila, but uh...

[02:29:38] You alright?

[02:29:42] But now?

[02:29:48] I'm here?

[02:29:50] I think you don't need to be afraid anymore, right?

[02:29:52] Yeah, just that's, that means I'm tough.

[02:29:55] All right, I'll head home first.

[02:30:09] See you tomorrow, Nayla.

[02:30:20] That did not go well at all.

[02:30:24] Matter of fact, not only did that not go well,

[02:30:26] that went about as worse as it could have.

[02:30:33] That did not dip with badly.

[02:30:36] I can't wait to see Nala. Oh, see now you done whole whole my goodness buddy. What you mean you should be saying I can't

[02:31:01] way to go to work and make this bread. I don't know, I feel, I like her.

[02:31:14] I'm just here to tell you, buddy, and I...

[02:31:21] Naila?

[02:31:23] What's wrong with you?

[02:31:25] I'm scared.

[02:31:27] You keep saying that once you're scared of.

[02:31:31] You'll have your birthday riled up.

[02:31:33] Thank you, W. Ron. Have a birthday riled up.

[02:31:35] I'm scared.

[02:31:37] I'm scared.

[02:31:39] I'm scared.

[02:31:41] I'm scared.

[02:31:43] I'm scared.

[02:31:45] I'm scared.

[02:31:47] I'm scared.

[02:31:49] I'm scared.

[02:31:51] I'm gonna thank you, W. Ron, have a birthday, Brian.

[02:31:57] I scared.

[02:32:01] I can't.

[02:32:04] I can't open my laundry shop.

[02:32:07] I can't bear to see it.

[02:32:10] I can't take it anymore.

[02:32:14] But why?

[02:32:18] Why are you scared?

[02:32:22] What you looking at?

[02:32:24] Yo, you better chill out.

[02:32:27] Alright, I'm gonna go to work, man.

[02:32:29] Okay.

[02:32:32] Can you stand up?

[02:32:34] Please?

[02:32:45] Now.

[02:32:46] Tell me what happened.

[02:32:48] Okay, you don't need to be afraid I'm here I'll always protect you okay yo Vito

[02:33:10] Vito bro you met her yesterday, bro

[02:33:18] Tell me about him.

[02:33:24] What happened?

[02:33:26] I can't.

[02:33:28] I can't tell you what happened.

[02:33:30] I have to go home.

[02:33:32] I'm sorry.

[02:33:35] You better be sorry for wasting my time.

[02:33:37] I should have had my shop open by now.

[02:33:40] Grocery with the fire.

[02:33:42] time is money.

[02:33:52] Harvard's business.

[02:33:55] Bro, you showed up as soon as I opened them Lord have mercy.

[02:34:02] I can't say that, bro.

[02:34:06] I can do a lot. I can't say that. I can't say that.

[02:34:15] Chad, I can't, I can't, uh-uh.

[02:34:27] Can I help you?

[02:34:30] Yeah.

[02:34:32] For some reason, the hair in the middle isn't growing big.

[02:34:36] Is it because of the wrong shampoo brand?

[02:34:41] That sounds like coke to me buddy.

[02:34:45] Maybe.

[02:34:46] Anyway, I want to tidy up my hair.

[02:34:52] I don't like my hair.

[02:34:56] Man, I don't, man.

[02:35:00] I ain't a miracle worker, but I'll give it a go.

[02:35:10] I low key just saved you, bruh.

[02:35:18] I low key just saved you, man.

[02:35:24] some else. You know what? There you go. I just save this goober chat, no joke. There you

[02:35:40] go man, I'm just dropping a spray, you have a good one. Whole new person right there.

[02:35:52] chat look once he goes and tells people like yo this barber somehow made me my

[02:35:57] hair grow back we're gonna have customers kicking the door down trying to

[02:36:01] get in here tell me y'all chat best barber in the world right now

[02:36:10] how you doing can I help you hello friend I want to get a haircut here I

[02:36:17] I hope the result is cool okay you use the word cool I'll see what I can

[02:36:22] whip up that's cool for you

[02:36:47] KIDDY!

[02:36:49] KIDDY!

[02:36:51] KIDDY!

[02:36:53] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:36:55] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:36:57] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:36:59] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:37:01] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:37:03] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:37:05] KIDDY TWEAKY!

[02:37:07] Alright, shiny, said he wants a cool haircut.

[02:37:09] He used the word cool.

[02:37:11] Let's see what we can do here.

[02:37:13] Let's see what we can do here.

[02:37:15] All right

[02:37:28] There

[02:37:35] That's a cool haircut if I've ever seen it there you go

[02:37:40] Hope you enjoy big dog. Have a good day night

[02:37:45] Hey, Chad, W Barber for real.

[02:37:56] W Barber for real.

[02:38:00] Let me tell ya.

[02:38:01] How you doin'?

[02:38:02] Hey, Chad, W Barber for real.

[02:38:03] Hey, Chad, W Barber for real.

[02:38:04] Let me tell ya.

[02:38:05] How you doin'?

[02:38:06] One second, I'm getting everything sweeted up, one second.

[02:38:25] You're kind of making me nervous just staring at it.

[02:38:29] Okay.

[02:38:30] Hold on.

[02:38:32] Excuse you!

[02:38:41] Yes, excuse me. I have a very beautiful girlfriend.

[02:38:50] Okay, like did I ask?

[02:38:57] And also, no you do not.

[02:39:02] I want my girlfriend to love me even more.

[02:39:06] You came to the right place, partner.

[02:39:12] They call me Cupid's Cuts for a reason.

[02:39:17] I know the name of the shop is Vito's Barber Shop,

[02:39:20] but it's a.k.a. Cupid's Cuts,

[02:39:22] because I'm the matchmaker.

[02:39:24] Watch this.

[02:39:32] I call this the antenna.

[02:39:53] The same way that an antenna attracts signal and sends out signal, you will attract and

[02:39:59] send out more love.

[02:40:06] You have a great night. Thank you so much. Let me know how your girlfriend likes it.

[02:40:11] Come on, man. You bumped into me a minute ago. What you want? You're cooked, by the way.

[02:40:15] You bumped into me. You aren't cooked.

[02:40:19] Hello, sir.

[02:40:21] Tomorrow I'm going to start working at a big company.

[02:40:24] And I think I should tidy up my hair.

[02:40:27] You can do it, right?

[02:40:33] Big company, huh? What company is it?

[02:40:37] Microsoft!

[02:40:40] Oh, I gotta get you looking right there.

[02:40:57] I call this cut the predetermination because that's what it's going to be in about 40 years

[02:41:08] anyway.

[02:41:09] You might as well get it over with.

[02:41:11] There you go.

[02:41:13] Hope you have a great first day at your good job.

[02:41:16] Thank you.

[02:41:17] I'm carrying the broom with me because of some iPops I'm behind them with them.

[02:41:47] Hello?

[02:41:54] Is someone in there?

[02:42:03] Hello?

[02:42:05] Strange.

[02:42:07] Maybe a rat?

[02:42:13] I got to close now. I'll continue tomorrow.

[02:42:23] Huh.

[02:42:28] That's weird.

[02:42:30] Could that be what she was scared of?

[02:42:36] Maybe she was...

[02:42:37] Maybe there were actually something in her store.

[02:42:52] Remember what Vito says?

[02:42:53] Look, I'll always protect you.

[02:42:56] Vito, all we got in here is a broom, man.

[02:43:00] We ain't got nothing else.

[02:43:02] Let's go home now.

[02:43:12] By the way, we haven't seen grandma in a minute. Where is grandma?

[02:43:20] Day four.

[02:43:22] Why don't we talk to grandma in a minute?

[02:43:25] Everything's a little too quiet She didn't open her laundry shop today bro can you

[02:43:42] mind your own business and tend to the barbershop dude you're getting bro stop

[02:43:47] Why bro you've talked to her once

[02:44:08] That means leave oh it says it down there too in case y'all didn't know that means leave

[02:44:17] work is no.

[02:44:22] What tell me to leave?

[02:44:25] What does it mean?

[02:44:27] Are we not going to do what it said?

[02:44:29] I kind of want to do what it said.

[02:44:30] I'm scared.

[02:44:47] All right, I'm gonna be right with you.

[02:44:51] I gotta use the restroom real quick.

[02:44:54] I'll be right back.

[02:44:55] And I'm, for real, I do.

[02:44:56] Chat and make conversation, okay?

[02:44:58] Don't let it be awkward.

[02:44:59] I'll be right back.

[02:46:17] Sorry about that, wait.

[02:46:21] What can I get you today?

[02:46:24] Sorry about that.

[02:46:26] Yes.

[02:46:28] Excuse me, sir.

[02:46:30] I wanna get a haircut.

[02:46:32] What kind of cut?

[02:46:35] Just a trim.

[02:46:36] Okay, just a trim.

[02:46:37] I can do that for you.

[02:46:38] Just a trim now, Chad.

[02:46:40] Just a trim.

[02:46:45] That'll do it.

[02:46:47] That'll do donkey. That'll do. There you go. I got it trimmed up for you real nice.

[02:46:57] Have a good day.

[02:47:16] What's the place of this location so I can avoid it?

[02:47:20] Buddy, if you need your haircut

[02:47:22] and you was in the neighborhood, trust me,

[02:47:23] you could be coming in here.

[02:47:27] Yes, how can I help you?

[02:47:30] You're the only barber shop that's still open.

[02:47:32] So I heard.

[02:47:35] Are you afraid of the news going around?

[02:47:37] I heard no news, what you mean?

[02:47:40] What news?

[02:47:42] Don't you ever watch or read the news?

[02:47:44] I wouldn't have said what news if I do.

[02:47:46] Just tell me it, man.

[02:47:55] Actually, I don't care about the news.

[02:47:57] I just want to cut people's hair and make money.

[02:48:00] In that case, I want my hair to look cool.

[02:48:14] that popped up twice it's meant to be looking looking groovy buddy there you

[02:48:24] go have a good night thank you

[02:48:31] is it just me or is a customer starting to slow down we fall off

[02:48:47] Where did you get that hair cut because I have a patent pending on that.

[02:49:13] Nobody else can use that hair cut.

[02:49:15] Who did your hair?

[02:49:16] Because I'm following a lawsuit!

[02:49:21] Hello?

[02:49:22] I want to change my hair.

[02:49:24] I want a new hairstyle that makes everyone look at me and like me.

[02:49:36] Impossible.

[02:49:37] But I've done the impossible before.

[02:49:40] Buckle in.

[02:49:42] There it is!

[02:49:45] I call this one the hat.

[02:49:56] There you go!

[02:49:57] Everybody gonna be looking at him, right?

[02:50:00] Everybody gonna be looking at him like, whoa, is that a hat or is that hair?

[02:50:12] I just said that, too.

[02:50:17] We fell off.

[02:50:22] I want...

[02:50:27] You Iron Man, I ate him with the five. Thank you.

[02:50:32] I want to...

[02:50:35] I want to bring the dispensers from my grandma's house to make coffee or drink.

[02:50:39] I'll do it tomorrow.

[02:50:41] steal your grandma's coffee maker and bring it here.

[02:50:49] I'm gonna close the shop.

[02:50:50] Well, I gotta sweep first.

[02:50:55] Now here casually ruining lives.

[02:50:57] No, we're making lives better.

[02:50:59] What you mean?

[02:51:01] We're over here at Vito's Barber Shop,

[02:51:04] AKA Cupid's Cuts, AKA's The Cut Place.

[02:51:09] This place makes people's lives better

[02:51:26] Are you working for free now they're paying me good money to women good money doing this

[02:51:33] Let's go home

[02:51:38] Are we finally gonna see grandma again chat?

[02:51:47] I'm going to brew a cup of coffee, we're making upgrades to the shop!

[02:52:17] Ah!

[02:52:24] Mmm, coffee.

[02:52:28] Where's the coffee machine?

[02:52:33] One day coffee, three in one.

[02:52:41] Life.

[02:52:45] Life.

[02:52:47] Sometimes I feel I need someone to talk to.

[02:52:54] Nala, dude, you gotta let her go, man!

[02:53:00] Let her cry if the tears fall down like rain.

[02:53:07] Let her sing if it eases all her pain.

[02:53:13] Let her go.

[02:53:20] Like, bro, give it up, man.

[02:53:22] She don't like you.

[02:53:23] She literally was on the floor crying, saying,

[02:53:26] I'm scared just to get away from you.

[02:53:28] Take the hint.

[02:53:37] I wish you were here.

[02:53:38] You met her once and you talked to her for 10 minutes.

[02:53:41] Yo!

[02:53:42] You know what?

[02:53:43] I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it.

[02:53:48] You know what?

[02:53:49] I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it.

[02:53:52] What's up, man?

[02:53:54] Can I help you with anything?

[02:53:57] Just get to it.

[02:54:00] I'm sorry, man.

[02:54:03] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

[02:54:15] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:54:17] Just get to it.

[02:54:24] Oh.

[02:54:29] Sure thing.

[02:54:47] Have a blessed night. Get out of here.

[02:55:02] Colby.

[02:55:03] Well, you're about to be cut, then just get to it.

[02:55:23] Sure.

[02:55:24] What's up, big dog?

[02:55:25] What can I give you?

[02:55:26] What's up big doll? What can I give you?

[02:55:31] Excuse me. I'd like to get a haircut. Is that okay?

[02:55:36] Sure sir. But what kind of haircut would you like?

[02:55:41] Just a standard cut. I don't want all the women glancing at me.

[02:55:45] You don't want all the women glancing at you?

[02:55:49] I mean partner, that was already happening. But I'll make sure of it.

[02:55:55] I'll make sure we're on some Medusa action, and if she sees you, she just instantly dies.

[02:56:01] You want that?

[02:56:03] Alright.

[02:56:07] What? We want to make it happen!

[02:56:17] I need something terrible.

[02:56:25] I

[02:56:31] See what else I got in the bag

[02:56:43] They for sure ain't gonna be looking at you now partner. Have a good night. Thank you

[02:56:55] day six. Let me guess, you're gonna start crying and cause Nayla ain't been around.

[02:57:05] Oh, I miss Nayla, I miss our talks. We'd sit outside the shop for hours just talking.

[02:57:12] I miss Nayla. Bro, she don't like her. She still hasn't opened her shop.

[02:57:21] Well, relax, man.

[02:57:28] I'm sure she's fine.

[02:57:30] She just taking a vacation.

[02:57:37] Yo, let me put some W40 on that door.

[02:57:39] I'm tired of hearing that if more than I could work.

[02:57:44] Honestly, I feel I miss Naila, dude.

[02:57:51] like man, like dude, like come on man.

[02:58:03] If you wouldn't have come off so weird,

[02:58:05] it wouldn't have been an issue, buddy.

[02:58:08] Dude, that conversation was the most awkward thing ever.

[02:58:13] Ever.

[02:58:17] Why didn't you should have come off as a friend

[02:58:19] just how about you just be your friend, man, huh? Like you, what is it? Got to be a relationship

[02:58:27] with you. You couldn't have just been her friend, huh? You couldn't have, you kind

[02:58:32] of, y'all couldn't have been friends. It had to be a relationship, didn't it? It

[02:58:37] had to be. Why?

[02:58:46] Simpleton.

[02:58:55] I don't know. Am I destined to be alone?

[02:59:02] There are billions upon billions of people living on the planet

[02:59:11] Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted W. Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted. Thank you

[02:59:18] W. Dookie cutters with the 50 for real

[02:59:21] Destined to be alone big dog if you would have got with it anyway odds are y'all wouldn't be together in five years

[02:59:27] You ain't buddy. You got your buddy

[02:59:31] I

[02:59:40] Missed me. Why are you in a world? You're all you bro. Why don't you be a friend first man? What's up?

[02:59:51] That's a five

[02:59:57] You look

[03:00:01] Why you look so mad bro is fuming like fuming

[03:00:13] Do you make my hair look like anime?

[03:00:25] Like anime?

[03:00:26] Okay.

[03:00:27] I'll do it.

[03:00:28] Excuse me.

[03:00:29] I'll do it!

[03:00:35] Excuse me.

[03:00:38] Do you happen to know what this anime deal is?

[03:00:41] What is that?

[03:00:45] Okay, what kind of hair do they have in those?

[03:00:50] Alright.

[03:00:51] Alright.

[03:00:54] Make you look like you're an anime, huh?

[03:00:59] Yo, you are the most angry looking person I've ever seen in my life.

[03:01:17] That will do it.

[03:01:18] That is the craziest name ever.

[03:01:19] Thank you for the five.

[03:01:20] Have a good one.

[03:01:21] Hey, watch where you point that thing now.

[03:01:22] You don't want to hurt somebody.

[03:01:23] Thank you for the five.

[03:01:24] Have a good one.

[03:01:25] Hey, watch where you point that thing now.

[03:01:27] You don't want to hurt somebody.

[03:01:36] Yes, can I help you?

[03:01:39] Strange, isn't it?

[03:01:40] Strange.

[03:01:42] What do you mean?

[03:01:44] A robber who killed the clothing store owner

[03:01:46] hasn't been caught until now.

[03:01:50] A robber who killed the clothing store owner.

[03:01:53] Yeah, it happened nine days ago and until now, the killer still hasn't been caught.

[03:01:59] Seriously, he hasn't been caught?

[03:02:01] Honestly, that's terrifying.

[03:02:05] Could it be maybe the culprits already left town?

[03:02:11] Or whatever.

[03:02:14] I don't know.

[03:02:16] All right.

[03:02:17] My wife told me to tidy up my hair.

[03:02:20] Can you do it?

[03:02:21] Yeah, I can do that for you.

[03:02:23] case I need to cut with the five gifted see we got people name of their twitch

[03:02:26] name they need to cut generational man okay bet appreciate you chopper go you

[03:02:37] chopper thank you chopper what I got the wrong thing I'm at I'm not a star

[03:02:47] somebody line I got a chopper in the car Lord dude that actually suits you so

[03:02:56] well oh my goodness your wife is gonna love that right there you have yourself

[03:03:03] a great night

[03:03:17] Did the music cut the cut off?

[03:03:42] You just made bro get divorced?

[03:03:56] I feel like

[03:03:59] I need to defecate

[03:04:12] It's so crazy people make it all the way right here with the trash and just don't make it

[03:04:34] all the way in bro you brought it all the way here I don't understand why you don't

[03:04:37] just make it in the trash can.

[03:04:39] What was the point bringing it all this way?

[03:04:42] And then as soon as you get here,

[03:04:43] y'all, you let it fall on the floor.

[03:04:44] It's like have some respect.

[03:04:46] It's crazy.

[03:04:49] Hey bro, gotta go take a doo-doo.

[03:04:55] There you go.

[03:04:59] Don't make a noise, please.

[03:05:03] Please don't, don't, please don't.

[03:05:06] Thank you so much, thank you.

[03:05:11] This must be because of the coffee.

[03:05:25] No way, our customers coming.

[03:05:36] Are they right outside the door?

[03:05:41] What are you doing?

[03:05:44] They're about to pee be an army.

[03:05:54] What are they doing?

[03:06:06] That's all. Bro said he had to go take a dune-dune. Like hello?

[03:06:21] You ain't gonna wash your hands or nothing? We're about to cut people's... What is that?

[03:06:28] A box?

[03:06:30] I

[03:06:37] Think you would define don't you think you would define

[03:06:46] What is that

[03:06:52] You will die

[03:06:54] I want to says it at the bottom to just in case I need a translation in case you didn't believe it

[03:06:58] But that means you will die.

[03:07:05] There's not good.

[03:07:10] Aiden with the five, thank you.

[03:07:13] Why are people playing pranks on me?

[03:07:15] Gee hee, brand new Barber's shop.

[03:07:18] Let's go play a prank on her.

[03:07:19] This ain't funny.

[03:07:21] Who wrote this?

[03:07:23] What I do wrong?

[03:07:24] It's just a prank, man, relax.

[03:07:27] Ha ha, pr-

[03:07:28] Who is that?

[03:07:44] I have to go home.

[03:07:47] Let's go home then.

[03:07:50] You would have worked to go home but you still want to sweep up?

[03:07:57] I'm in the drop-through, ever, okay?

[03:08:04] Can I please get a bottle of junior wet on your ring?

[03:08:13] There we go.

[03:08:17] Make sure it's swept up.

[03:08:22] Boom.

[03:08:24] Boom. Let's go home.

[03:08:37] Jack, where are we going to see Gran? Gran again. We're home. We finally get to visit Granny again.

[03:08:43] Granny!

[03:08:47] Where are you being?

[03:08:49] Oh, there she is.

[03:08:56] What you doing, Granny?

[03:08:59] You all right?

[03:09:02] Hey.

[03:09:05] You're home.

[03:09:07] What's wrong, Sonny?

[03:09:11] Are you okay, Vito?

[03:09:14] Any problem?

[03:09:16] No. I'm okay, Grandma.

[03:09:21] I'm just... oh, no.

[03:09:25] You don't need to worry about me, Grandma.

[03:09:28] Okay. I'm going to bed.

[03:09:34] All right, Granny. Good night.

[03:09:39] That rap poison ain't working and I want this house and I want the life insurance.

[03:09:43] You've left me no other choice, Grandma.

[03:09:46] I'm sorry.

[03:09:52] Well, she does not have epilepsy either.

[03:09:56] Granny's a tank, man.

[03:10:16] Bro, she does not like you, man, I already know who you thinking about.

[03:10:29] You laying up, you laying awake at night, so I'm like, oh man, I miss her.

[03:10:33] You knew her once.

[03:10:34] She never even came close to it thinking, even giving you a hint that she likes you,

[03:10:39] man.

[03:10:40] Stop!

[03:10:41] She did too, because she has not been here in a long time.

[03:10:46] She still hasn't opened her shop.

[03:10:51] I have to put the letter on road inside her shop.

[03:10:54] You wrote a letter?

[03:10:58] You wrote a letter?

[03:11:04] Can I read the note?

[03:11:11] I hope she reads that letter. Why didn't I get to see it?

[03:11:26] Box still on the floor.

[03:11:32] What's up, man?

[03:11:36] I'm in a sad mood today, man.

[03:11:40] You know, I tried to kill my granny, she won't die, man.

[03:11:46] It's like a roach.

[03:11:47] No matter what you do, even a nuclear explosion won't kill her.

[03:11:51] I want that life insurance policy.

[03:11:53] It's just, it's bad, man.

[03:11:56] She just won't die.

[03:11:58] Well, can I get you?

[03:12:00] I want to cut my hair a bit shorter and look handsome.

[03:12:04] Well that's never gonna happen, but I could cut your hair at this point.

[03:12:07] All right, help me see.

[03:12:10] All righty, big dog, low shorter, I gotcha.

[03:12:15] No. Uh-uh. No. No. No.

[03:12:28] No. No. No. No.

[03:12:34] I'm trying to look for something that fits you, sir.

[03:12:36] Just give me a second.

[03:12:40] Not the hat.

[03:12:46] You know what that'll do?

[03:12:53] That'll do.

[03:12:54] Thank you.

[03:13:00] Have a good one.

[03:13:04] W Barber.

[03:13:16] You haven't done the sideways swoosh yet? I should huh? I should hit somebody with the sideways swoosh.

[03:13:24] Hit him with the Sponsored by Nike.

[03:13:28] You tough or something? You walk here like you tough. You ain't gonna do nothing. What's up though?

[03:13:32] Finally, I found a barber shop that's still open.

[03:13:37] I want to go on a date with my girlfriend.

[03:13:39] Bro, what?

[03:13:40] All of y'all right here got a girlfriend?

[03:13:42] No you don't man!

[03:13:54] Please choose a haircut that suits me.

[03:13:59] You got a girlfriend, yeah okay.

[03:14:08] You know what big dog?

[03:14:10] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:14:13] That actually suits you right there.

[03:14:18] There you go.

[03:14:22] You have a good night.

[03:14:23] Wait, I actually just changed

[03:14:24] this dude's life for the better.

[03:14:29] What was the power?

[03:14:36] Let's go to Samson.

[03:14:43] What?

[03:14:47] Maybe it was just like this.

[03:14:54] What? Maybe it was just like a, you know, what's not to happen?

[03:15:24] strange why is it just my power meter that suddenly went out maybe with the new plugged

[03:15:37] in water cooler it like shorted out because it's not used to having anything plugged in

[03:15:46] Looks like I should close the shop now.

[03:15:49] Bro, who was that?

[03:15:59] Nayla Chat, come on.

[03:16:02] Why would it be her?

[03:16:06] Did he creep her out that bad

[03:16:08] that she turned into an assassin?

[03:16:09] She creeped him out so bad she ain't have no other choice to go to assassin school and

[03:16:20] come kill us.

[03:16:23] Broad day.

[03:16:26] Well, let's go home and hope we don't die on the way home.

[03:16:53] What are you doing, bro?

[03:16:54] Are you good?

[03:16:58] What's happening?

[03:17:03] That's a hammer.

[03:17:06] I hope you'll be here tomorrow.

[03:17:11] You ain't gonna be here tomorrow.

[03:17:12] Look to your left!

[03:17:19] Sorry, I'm already closed.

[03:17:24] Don't hit him.

[03:17:42] Scissors.

[03:17:45] I made the good choice!

[03:17:47] Yo, Edna, with the 20 hit, the W, Edna, with the 20 hit, the thank you, Edna, W, Edna!

[03:17:57] You hit the wrong barbersaw, punk!

[03:18:04] Come here!

[03:18:07] Someone said you need a... a quick cut!

[03:18:18] Well, I guess you could say we ran a fade.

[03:18:42] Get it by the haircut and the fight and the haircut.

[03:18:46] What do you want from me?

[03:18:50] You wrote all those notes, didn't you?

[03:18:54] Oh, lord!

[03:19:16] Oh, how you doin'?

[03:19:26] I have no choice.

[03:19:27] I'm forced to do this.

[03:19:39] To do what?

[03:19:43] Get cooked in a 1v1?

[03:19:44] What?

[03:19:46] Hey, no.

[03:19:51] How was that the wrong ending?

[03:20:00] Continue?

[03:20:04] Continue?

[03:20:13] Yeah, what's the good ending? That's the good ending in my opinion

[03:20:21] How could that ending be any better?

[03:20:28] She tried to kill me man

[03:20:34] Hit her with the spray bottle bro we gonna die with this.

[03:20:45] What am I gonna do with a spray bottle?

[03:20:58] You need to lose the fight?

[03:20:59] Why?

[03:21:00] So she can kill me?

[03:21:01] I'll do the spray bottle if we get the good ending.

[03:21:07] Have a good day.

[03:21:13] I'm so sorry man.

[03:21:17] I'm so sorry.

[03:21:21] Dude, you just got nice unlucky.

[03:21:25] That's just unlucky.

[03:21:29] Why would she kill us though chat I don't understand.

[03:21:51] win so is the good in the us getting snapped up

[03:22:02] say it ain't so Chad

[03:22:11] bro she hit us in the head with a what up she hit us in the back of the head

[03:22:15] with a hamster

[03:22:21] They're still out.

[03:22:42] That's your penis every 19th birthday, every 19th birthday, Venus!

[03:22:53] I'm your Venus!

[03:22:56] I'm your viaduct!

[03:23:07] Looks like I should close the shop.

[03:23:09] So, we're going spray bottle, chat.

[03:23:25] Spray bottle.

[03:23:30] So, the good, well, I wonder what the good end are you going to be?

[03:23:37] They're gonna try to say the good ending is them living happily after all even though she hit me in the back of the head with a hammer

[03:23:50] Don't hit a you know that was just him pulling the mask off

[03:23:55] W feature

[03:24:07] Save right there!

[03:24:31] Spark screen at night!

[03:26:07] I can't move!

[03:26:18] Swing it!

[03:27:28] Ah!

[03:27:35] Ah!

[03:27:40] Ah!

[03:27:42] Ah!

[03:27:44] Ah!

[03:27:46] Ah!

[03:27:49] Ah!

[03:27:51] Ah!

[03:27:54] I'm sorry.

[03:28:01] Are you fisting me right now?

[03:28:23] Imagine dying to a spray bottle?

[03:28:48] So we have to use the the buzz cutters chat

[03:29:00] She actually just got killed to a dude with a spray bottle like a plastic one from Walmart

[03:29:06] That's like we're the least likely items get killed by by the way

[03:29:11] Like in the world

[03:29:14] All right, well, I guess to get the right eating we have to use the buzz cutters

[03:29:18] I

[03:29:21] Imagine getting beat to death with a

[03:29:37] Now let's get the actual good ending

[03:29:40] Chasing and don't press E now pressing he already stabs before you press each hat. What are you not getting?

[03:29:52] I told you that a minute ago. He stabs and you only press E to take the hood off. That's not that's not the stabbing motion.

[03:30:00] You're not pressing E to stab, you're pressing E to take the lid off.

[03:30:22] Oh I thought E was stabbing?

[03:30:25] No, I fear it's not

[03:30:30] What if that's the good ending that that's the good ending then that that will be rather amazing

[03:30:39] Bro just got cooked I'm so sorry man. I am so sorry. I might have to beat somebody to death with this buzz cutter though

[03:30:55] You need to lose when she's low HP that just literally cannot be right.

[03:31:06] What sense was that would that make?

[03:31:21] Blinking health bar. Wait, what do you mean?

[03:31:25] Bro got the hat

[03:31:35] Let her win when she's on a blinking health bar

[03:31:38] Yeah?

[03:31:48] Does it matter what weapon?

[03:32:05] You just don't hit E. Yeah, you're gone for 10 minutes.

[03:32:08] Like, do you have ears or do you just choose not to hear what I'm saying?

[03:32:16] The stabbing is done before E!

[03:32:21] The only reason that E would happen is because you don't know who it was.

[03:32:26] That would just be a second ending.

[03:32:33] You Simpleton!

[03:32:44] I'ma get her low HP and I'ma let her kill me.

[03:32:59] But it doesn't matter what weapon, right?

[03:33:03] It doesn't matter that you know what I'm breaking back out of the scissors.

[03:33:21] Or should I use the buzzer?

[03:33:31] Buzzer.

[03:33:36] They're gonna call this one a buzzer beer.

[03:33:47] I

[03:34:17] Do you feel the buzz?

[03:34:29] Come on, one lock!

[03:34:47] So I'll let her win now! Let her win now!

[03:35:17] Wait, did that actually work?

[03:35:24] Who are you, baby?

[03:35:33] Oh

[03:35:50] Drag the nose body

[03:36:03] Good ending, by the way.

[03:36:06] I just want you to know that he was getting snapped up by them buzzers.

[03:36:14] Just know that you only won this because I allowed it.

[03:36:16] You were getting cooked.

[03:36:18] I was hitting you with the nine piece combo.

[03:36:24] Wait, she's going to see the note.

[03:36:32] You're going to see the note he left.

[03:36:38] We get to see the note now.

[03:36:41] A note from Vito.

[03:36:43] Hi, Naila.

[03:36:46] I don't know if you'll read this letter or not, but I hope you do, smiley face.

[03:36:49] I just wanted to say I like you.

[03:36:51] Yeah, it might be a bit weird since I've only known you for a few days, but I'm serious.

[03:36:55] Ever since I first saw you, I immediately felt like I fell in love with you.

[03:36:58] I don't know.

[03:36:59] Is it because I'm lonely?

[03:37:02] Honestly, I haven't talked to her met a girl in a long time,

[03:37:05] other than my grandma.

[03:37:07] Maybe that's why I caught feelings so fast,

[03:37:09] but I think you're special.

[03:37:10] You're cool.

[03:37:11] You're brave for running the shop alone.

[03:37:13] But you haven't opened the shop for a few days now.

[03:37:15] Why are you okay?

[03:37:17] I hope you're doing well.

[03:37:20] Because lately I've been getting some strange letters

[03:37:22] saying I have to leave.

[03:37:23] And yesterday I got a letter that actually made me worried.

[03:37:28] It said I'm gonna die.

[03:37:29] To be honest, I don't care about threat letters like that.

[03:37:33] But I'm worried about my grandma.

[03:37:35] I don't want to leave her alone.

[03:37:36] Wait, do you think her sending the letter

[03:37:38] telling us to leave was us trying to,

[03:37:41] she was trying to make us leave

[03:37:43] so she wouldn't have to kill us?

[03:37:48] So in two or three days I'll be quitting.

[03:37:50] I'll look for another job

[03:37:51] and I won't be able to see anymore.

[03:37:52] But I'm glad I got to know you, Vito.

[03:37:54] I... I'm really sorry, Vito. I was forced to do this.

[03:38:04] Wait, is he dead for real? Wake up.

[03:38:12] Oh, he's alive. Talk to him. Lord have mercy, he got beat up.

[03:38:22] Is he dead? Where's my mother? I said, is he dead?

[03:38:39] So this guy kidnapped her mom and she forced him to kill him to get her mom back? She really

[03:38:49] valued her mom over me. It would have never worked out anywhere.

[03:39:06] It's a joke, man.

[03:39:10] That's a joke.

[03:39:15] W. Lordo!

[03:39:19] He's already dead I'm gonna say this

[03:39:30] I think he's dead I hit him many times knocked him smooth out

[03:39:38] I've done what you wanted now I want to be with my mother where's my mother your mother's

[03:39:46] in the toilet. What do you mean she's in the toilet, Mike? Did you flush her?

[03:39:57] What did you do? She tried to fight me again. I want you to leave this very night.

[03:40:04] I can't get mine.

[03:40:11] Oh, she's not literally in the toilet.

[03:40:20] Mom, are you okay?

[03:40:25] Nayla?

[03:40:26] Why are you still here?

[03:40:28] I can't leave you here alone.

[03:40:33] Nayla, listen!

[03:40:40] You must leave this place now!

[03:40:42] He will kill you before he leaves this place.

[03:40:48] He's lying to you.

[03:40:50] But, I didn't skip that one that goes so fast.

[03:40:53] I've done what he wanted.

[03:40:56] I was given a choice to...

[03:40:58] Between killing Vito or letting you die, and I killed Vito, killed him smooth, flat dead.

[03:41:07] He's laying in another room.

[03:41:10] I, I had no choice.

[03:41:15] I didn't want to be left behind by you.

[03:41:28] I

[03:41:43] What

[03:41:58] Lino has awakened.

[03:42:03] Naila?

[03:42:19] Snappy-knit!

[03:42:23] Binding-knit!

[03:42:28] Don't make her get my spray bomb!

[03:42:38] Do it!

[03:42:40] Oh my goodness, no hesitation!

[03:42:46] Those with the five, thank you.

[03:42:51] No, she did.

[03:42:53] What a cinema game she did and you beat me up my head her that was the good ending

[03:43:23] The killer's dead and Nala's mother cannot be saved.

[03:43:27] Oh. Well, you hate to hear that.

[03:43:33] Nala is a very grateful to Vito and never opened her shop again after that incident.

[03:43:42] Vito decided not to quit after learning what had really happened.

[03:43:50] He continued his work as a barber.

[03:43:54] True ending.

[03:43:58] That was

[03:44:02] an outstanding

[03:44:06] outstanding.

[03:44:14] The title screen

[03:44:18] Is there a good ending to I don't I don't know I

[03:44:27] Know there's a bad ending and there's a true ending. I don't know what the third one could possibly be

[03:44:35] The camera what camera?

[03:44:42] How many endings are there's three endings

[03:44:48] But it wouldn't be the good ending.

[03:45:00] Ending selection.

[03:45:01] Two or four.

[03:45:02] Okay.

[03:45:03] So I know what you're talking about.

[03:45:04] Okay.

[03:45:05] Okay, so I know what other one there could be y'all know when you hit E to do the face

[03:45:21] mask.

[03:45:27] That would be one ending collection.

[03:45:34] Don't leave him, don't do it yet!

[03:45:48] What?

[03:45:57] Fido defeated.

[03:46:02] We don't have to redo the fight scene.

[03:46:05] Oh my goodness, what a game.

[03:46:07] What a beautiful game.

[03:46:08] We don't have to redo the fight scene.

[03:46:18] Leave me!

[03:46:19] What would the good one be?

[03:46:37] I don't know what the good one could possibly be.

[03:46:47] A twerk off?

[03:46:51] Oh, say that Vito's not dead!

[03:46:54] When he asks, we'll say that we don't know if he's dead or not.

[03:47:10] Imagine the good ending would be Vito getting killed and the mom and her surviving.

[03:47:15] That's messed up. Vito didn't deserve that, bro.

[03:47:27] Wait, that's what it's gonna be. No, I'm sad.

[03:47:30] No, I'm sad. That's what it's gonna be.

[03:47:45] Are y'all just making stuff?

[03:47:55] Y'all need to quit making stuff up!

[03:48:11] I don't know. Kill him. No. I can't. Kill him. Now.

[03:48:41] Wait, no, don't do that.

[03:48:51] No, don't tell.

[03:49:06] Wait, wait, we can get the good ending. We might get the good ending.

[03:49:11] You have the knife, Hito!

[03:49:21] NOOOOOOO!

[03:49:28] After you drag him the first time, hit his face with the

[03:49:58] water? Are y'all serious? That's actually the way to get the good ending. Are y'all dead serious?

[03:50:21] Water before you drag his body. We're getting to see Peter.

[03:50:58] before you drag them in the room, give them water?

[03:51:03] Okay.

[03:51:14] Are y'all making this up?

[03:51:20] How do y'all know this?

[03:51:21] That's what I'm wondering.

[03:51:23] So, read the letter and then give him water.

[03:51:40] Shots sometimes y'all are the

[03:51:51] like dumbest thing

[03:51:58] organism ever

[03:52:00] Cali with the five things

[03:52:02] because that's what y'all are

[03:52:05] a number of organisms

[03:52:07] but every now and then

[03:52:09] Again, y'all pop out with something crazy

[03:52:15] that redeems y'allself just a little bit

[03:52:18] and this is one of those times.

[03:52:21] Good job.

[03:52:26] Every day that goes by, y'all's collective IQ drops by 10.

[03:52:31] And moments like this knock it back up 15.

[03:52:34] So at the end of the day,

[03:52:36] y'all are still down points, but still.

[03:52:39] It could be worse.

[03:52:42] Now we get to see the good ending?

[03:52:49] What now?

[03:52:53] Well, I gave him the water, and he's still dead.

[03:53:00] Do it again.

[03:53:03] I got to come up.

[03:53:09] You got to do it five times?

[03:53:20] Where did I drop that cup?

[03:53:21] I can't use the other cups.

[03:53:30] It's a Christmas miracle, dude.

[03:53:36] They really didn't want you to get the happy ending, but I'm glad we're doing it.

[03:53:42] Two.

[03:53:48] Three.

[03:53:54] We're a trap.

[03:54:04] Wake up!

[03:54:06] You really have to drop the cop

[03:54:20] Come on, Vito, wake up!

[03:54:50] This was worth it.

[03:54:52] This was worth it.

[03:54:54] And the fact that most people that would play it without knowing already wouldn't even know this existed.

[03:54:59] She threw the whole five gallon jug at him.

[03:55:04] Nala? Are you trying to kill me?

[03:55:08] Why?

[03:55:10] I'll explain everything.

[03:55:12] Explain what?

[03:55:13] Please don't be loud.

[03:55:15] I need your help.

[03:55:16] My mother's tied up inside my laundry shop.

[03:55:19] A killer suddenly came to my shop the day before you came to pick up your things.

[03:55:23] That's why she was acting scared, bro.

[03:55:27] I had to stay quiet in that mall because my mother was being threatened by her.

[03:55:31] And a few days later he realized there was someone beside my shop and that was you.

[03:55:36] He ordered me to kill you because I happened to talk to you and I think he got suspicious.

[03:55:42] Forgive me for involving you in this mess.

[03:55:44] You know, it's okay. I'm glad you told me you shouldn't face this all alone.

[03:55:48] that letter I've read it and I would like to know I don't like you too but it's okay we can still be friends

[03:55:56] all right I wrote a letter for you

[03:56:03] so is the killer still inside yes I have a plan

[03:56:08] What an absolute majestic game. Wow. I mean, this was, I mean, the definition of cinema,

[03:56:22] bro. Where is he? Why didn't you bring his body here? I couldn't. What do you mean? He's

[03:56:33] He's gone. You let him go? He ran. I couldn't catch him. Ran! Are you crazy? I'm crazy. You're crazy.

[03:56:45] He ran. I couldn't do anything. Why don't you do it yourself, huh? Find him. Find him and kill him or...

[03:56:54] Shut up! I'll look for him.

[03:57:03] Get out of here!

[03:57:16] What do I do?

[03:57:21] Vila, where are you at?

[03:57:33] I am not sure what you hear.

[03:57:52] No, I can't pick up the scissors, Chad. What's the next step?

[03:58:22] I hope he makes it.

[03:58:27] What a fool.

[03:58:32] Fido wins these all day.

[03:58:37] I'll kill them all.

[03:58:42] Push the washing machine over on him!

[03:58:52] You can do it.

[03:59:02] You can do it.

[03:59:08] Wait, we could have had you a better plan than this.

[03:59:13] You're dead, buddy!

[03:59:15] Oh, no!

[03:59:28] Meet Nala's mom.

[03:59:31] Hey.

[03:59:35] Are you Nala's mom?

[03:59:36] I brought a message from Captain Redfield.

[03:59:40] Nayla?

[03:59:42] I'm Nayla's friend.

[03:59:44] Yeah, friend. Good.

[03:59:47] If you got friends on, buddy.

[03:59:50] I'll get you out of here.

[03:59:54] Nayla's now shot and she's doing fine.

[03:59:57] What about the killer?

[03:59:58] He dead. He laying dead.

[04:00:00] The other room, he gone.

[04:00:02] Yeah.

[04:00:05] This sucks that this isn't the true ending sucks by the way.

[04:00:13] This should be the true ending.

[04:00:14] That's so sad.

[04:00:15] I mean the ending doesn't suck but I mean it's sad compared to the good ending.

[04:00:21] I wish this was the true ending.

[04:00:22] Because this is how it should be because it's, you know, good ending.

[04:00:29] I was not ready for this is the best game yet.

[04:00:31] This dev has made nothing but bangers this I think this is what a good game.

[04:00:37] After the incident, Nala and her mother didn't open the shop for several days due to trauma.

[04:00:42] Vito decided not to quit his barber shop and continue working as a barber as usual.

[04:00:47] After not opening for a long time, Nala and her mother reopened the shop and Vito

[04:00:50] grew closer to Nala.

[04:00:52] They often talked and joked together and Vito began to find the courage to express

[04:00:56] his feelings directly.

[04:00:58] I'm so glad we got the good ending, man.

[04:01:07] I am so glad we got the good ending, bro.

[04:01:10] That was chat game of the year, dude.

[04:01:15] Bro, this dev never misses either, bro.

[04:01:20] Oh my goodness.

[04:01:23] Now we get the credit roll.

[04:01:27] type one if that was game of the year be honest wow bro carried

[04:01:33] Yeah, that was actually like straight cinema, no joke.

[04:02:03] that was actually like straight cinema.

[04:02:06] All endings unlocked and the good ending

[04:02:08] couldn't have been no better.

[04:02:09] They called it good ending for a reason.

[04:02:11] W game, great train chat.

[04:02:14] I love y'all man.

[04:02:15] Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it

[04:02:18] with your boy again tonight.

[04:02:21] Appreciate all the get-this-subs,

[04:02:23] donuts, bits, follows, and of course,

[04:02:25] I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.

[04:02:26] Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.

[04:02:28] Have a good day tomorrow.

[04:02:29] I'll see y'all Sunday.

[04:02:30] Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.

[04:02:31] Peace out y'all.