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What they got in my ear?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Alright.
Uh huh.
Alrighty.
You already know what time it is.
Don't you?
Course you do.
Course you do.
Test.
Wow, that's a good test.
Great test. It's ready for the real one.
Clean! Clean!
Yeah!
with the five. Thank you.
Cheers, Buster. Cheers.
Woo.
Woo.
One, two, three with the five. Yo.
What's what's wrong with your child's good mom's good child was good that was good job was good ladies and gentlemen
I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more again Lucy with five. Thank you
Okay, so Haley
Nem skunk
Luden V
Liet milk snooze easy Saturday Dewey Barth
Linda Mira Jesse emo
mono
JB
English, Anthony,
Aynk, Irish, Spooky, Jesse,
Winter, Chris,
Loom, Fallen, with the 5W,
Fallen, with the 5 Queen, Meg,
Cringe, WSover's, man,
Presse, y'all, red hoodie.
I repeat.
And if you don't believe me, if it's not obvious by now, that's red right there, okay?
There ain't no other way around it.
There ain't no other way to spin it, okay?
It's a red hood ski.
Let's just, let's just put that out there, okay?
So how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?
Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to ten?
right now. Are we doing good? Are we? I sure hope so. I sure do hope so.
Kso septic tank water with the five gifted. What? Bob with the 10 gifted as well. W Bob
with the 10 gifted. It's too hot. I fully agree with that. It is the most disgusting
humidity outside it is actually like criminal like criminally humid outside
like truly it's like it's it's either worth going out there if you don't have
to Leroy with the thousand bits a case give my wife Courtney a shout out we're
both huge fans she's been killed on her college work also really love my star
forge kitty PC your W. Lee Roy and shout out Courtney W. Courtney as well
Thank you Courtney. Hey Kase, I'm turning 19 and four hours. Can I get a happy early
birthday and maybe some interest from the pickles? The pickle, yes you can. Kase is
seventh hunger bar and happy early birthday. Al Max with the five and man with the five.
I got you right here. Everyone, everyone, everyone shh. Everyone shh. The pickle of wisdom
wisdom is about to speak. The pickle of wisdom has something to say. Where's the button?
There it is. No, there it is. You should have belongs to those who believe in the beauty
of their dreams. You know what? That's a good one right there, pickle. Hit us with
another one. That's a you know I don't really appreciate the way you talk about
lemons like that because I'm a big lemon fan I love lemons but that either way
that was a good quote go ahead and hit us with another one pickle. Pickles because life needs a little crunch. That was a pretty good one I'll give
you I'll give you one more in a world full of cucumbers there to be a pickle
facts W pickle of wisdom coming back with some more wisdom again just
wisdom eyes in us I appreciate them for the wisdom I do W pickle of wisdom
Alright, let's get it over with y'all know the daily drill. Put it in emote. Put it in emote. Let's get it.
When I first opened up stream, I saw somebody say good luck on the wordle today case sheesh, which does not give me confidence because that sounds like it's going to be a difficult wordle today.
Um, and the one that I did Friday almost, almost ended me so hopefully it's not bad.
We about to find out though.
We about to find out.
Here it is.
All right.
I'm sticking with.
I'm sticking with my starter word, obviously.
Keso was losing wordle tonight with five gifted.
Wow.
That is crazy.
Starting off with plead.
Man, that's just not a lot of info right there.
That's just not a lot of info, dude.
I mean, it could be nothing.
So, at least it's not nothing, obviously.
Let's go...
So there's an E in it.
A clip?
No?
Okay.
There's no L.
I don't know why I even tried it.
Okay, I might I'm gonna do a throwaway word here that I know well it's not
really a throw let's do is this a word tennis with one in no okay
Let me think people don't think I'm gonna get it tonight. Let me think
is that
is that
throwaway words send it wow
Oh, no.
A clip.
Oh, this is bad.
So we know the E doesn't go second or third.
So let me think of what word
ends with an E first off so it can't be three you know what throw away word
again send it oh my goodness that was the clutches thing I could have ever
I've never done it in my life.
But what would it be?
There's no R.
What?
They can't be agreed.
There's no R.
I can't I can't mess this up now bro.
They didn't believe in me today.
What ends in two ease agree three.
But it's obviously not agree.
Hold up, let me think.
What?
Gigi.
Wait a minute.
Dude, why is there no R in it?
Suvi?
No.
Well, I thought that was that thing that you put the,
I can't even think of what, like, I'm gonna have to do another throwaway word, no joke,
I'm gonna have to do another throwaway word and try to no nevermind hold up
I bet it's something so obvious I just haven't thought of it yet
This is insane!
That's not a word.
Wait a minute. No, I can't be be be
Because the e doesn't go second or third so
No.
Hold up.
Colby. No!
Oh my goodness, this is insane, chat.
No joke, this is insane.
In having two E's at the end and not having an R in it is completely thrown it off.
I might just do a throwaway word and go I was gonna do agree but I know there's not
Dude!
Chat blah!
I
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I'm about to tweak!
I actually cannot think of a word that ends in two E's that doesn't have an R before
I am SWEAKING!
DUDE!
They could be thawing me for a loo.
E.
E.
E, E, E, E, E, MC.
I didn't even know that was a word!
I was just, I was just throwing it out there hoping it was a word!
No way!
That's the craziest!
That is insane!
That is actually the craziest I cannot, what is that word even?
I cannot, what does that word even mean?
What does that even mean?
I cannot believe that it's not that.
I actually cannot believe that it's not that.
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I was going like MC, like MC Hammer.
And I'm like MC with two E's?
What does MC wait? It actually means like that is I cannot believe I just got that. I cannot
believe I just got that. I actually cannot believe that I legitimately for I could not
started thinking I'm like yo what if they try to throw me for a loop and it
starts with a E and the only thing that I could think that starts with a E and
rhymes with a E and ends with a E is MC. Just an absolute Hail Mary craziest
moment of my life. That is actually absurd.
That is actually insane that has to be like a like 10 people in the world got that one today.
Yo, anybody say a cheater on your life and mine I didn't cheat by the way on your life.
Everyone you love life and my life and everyone I love life I didn't cheat you can quit coping
whenever you want to.
by the way, just saying, y'all are corny.
Yo, Steakhouse Burrito with the 50 gifted,
W Steakhouse Burrito with the 50 gifted,
appreciate that Steakhouse Burrito,
W Steakhouse Burrito, thank you.
I can't believe that.
I actually, I don't even know what to say.
Dude, I don't, I actually don't think
they could have put a more difficult word than that in there. I didn't even know that was a word.
Bro, no way this dumb middle-aged chubby man got that. Oh, you are so mad.
Oh, you are so mad.
Done with the five.
Thank you.
Chats coping.
They always coping, bro.
They always.
I actually can't believe that.
I actually cannot believe that.
I legitimately can't.
Yo, Harrison with the five.
Thank you.
no way you got that dude when I threw MC in there and I saw it start with green I'm like okay it
starts with a E and then the M was green and then the C was green I'm like wait what this is a word
yo steakhouse burrito with the five gifted thank you
w steakhouse burrito with the five gifted
I
Your mom takes it so you already put it on my life that I didn't cheat, but you can you can think what you want
I have no reason to lie or cheat by the way
Simpleton yo Cassie with the five w Cassie with the five. Thank you
That's actually insane bro. No joke
Spaghetti with the five three say two spaghetti with the file. I
I thought you weren't going to get it, bro. When I first opened the stream, somebody said,
good luck on wordle today. Sheesh. And then why when I opened wordle, somebody had their
twitch name be cases losing wordle today. I haven't seen you pop back up buster where
you at? Steakhouse Brito with the five. Thank you. Booty burglar with the five. Thank you.
You can't do nothing good in this world with somebody just trying to take it away from you.
I get the craziest wordle guess ever. You got people coping saying I cheated.
What's wrong with y'all, man? Like what's actually wrong with y'all? What is this?
See, this is where I was thinking. MC, like MC Hammer, was the difference.
So it means the same thing, but you can actually spell it out EMCE. Oh my goodness, the Morgan O.
Riker with the five. Thank you. It's abbreviated, bro. I actually had no idea that was abbreviated.
shout out MC Hammer I guess that was yo MC Hammer was the only reason I got that
right that was the only MC that I could think of and I had no idea you could
have had an official spelling yo little red with the five and Rojo with the
five or Roho with the five thank you Chad be ready did you get that one
today. Did you get that one? No. No, no. It was easy. Now, you know, you
mind. Brinsky with the five and and and sign with the 10. Thank you. That's
actually the craziest thing I've ever done. Dog, if I can get that one,
There's never one that's gonna defeat me chat. It's it's over
There's never one that's gonna defeat me like actually
Is there any word that they could throw in there
That could be more obscure than that one
Yo Achilles with the chin. Thank you. You happy birthday. Happy birthday, Kira
Happy birthday, Keira.
Ovate.
You know what's crazy?
Ovate is like something that I could see.
Dude, MC.
So, because y'all see me every now and then type a word that sounds like a word, but it's
not.
MC was just going to be another one of those desperation, oh, MC, is that a word?
And it somehow was.
I am in shock.
Okay bet. Appreciate that Creek. Thank you Creek. You'll have the 18th birthday eating recap, uh, got the craziest word will ever it was emcee by the way.
You'll have your 20th birthday Kyla. Thank you and Achilles with the five. Appreciate you.
the back room's map and Mekka
Chameleon got a big rework.
Wait, what you mean big rework?
Big rework?
What you mean by big rework?
You happy birthday, Leslie?
you
Sensation would another 25 gifted W sensation would another 25 gifted
Appreciate that sensation W sensation with the 25 gifted I appreciate you sensation. Thank you
It's a new it's practically a new map
Wait, what are y'all for real?
What are y'all trolling or y'all being for real?
Did Kase get the wordle?
Yes, I most certainly did and it was the best one I could have ever gotten.
What was, dude, what was throwing me off?
Because there's not many words that ends in double E's that doesn't have an R in front of it.
You know, you got three, three, agree, glee, decree, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
else degree referee but like when you start when you start going ones that
don't have are in it that's when it starts getting crazy but Glee has no R
Well, you know what I mean, yo, Lexi with another 25 gifted W Lexi with another 25 gift
that appreciates you Lexi W Lexi with another 25 gifted.
Thank you.
Case, you're so smart.
Thank you.
But me being smart.
I don't think was the reason I got that it was literally a Hail Mary zero seconds
on the clock, half court, one-handed buzzer beater for the NBA finals, and I just threw
it up and hoped it went in and it did.
I had no idea MC was a word that was spelled like that, but now you know it means master
of ceremonies.
They serve as the host of an event responsible for, that's low key me, ain't it?
I'm a MC when you think about it.
I'm low key a MC, bro.
Yeah.
That's me.
So if you haven't done the world today, just boot it up and think of me when you
do the wordle now, don't type skinny.
That's not the word today.
I know that's the first thing you're going to want to type when you open
word on your thinking of cases you know don't pipe skinny in there but it's not
that that's crazy I'm like I'm flabbergasted okay bet appreciate that
bro captain dick cheeks with the five gifted thank you captain dick cheeks hold
up let me see what y'all talk about let me let me let me go read the patch
notes by the way can we acknowledge how much they're constantly updating Mecca
They're constantly coming out with updates, bro
They're actually like
They like cooking
They're putting out
They're putting out updates like every day
Hold on let me see y'all say y'all said wait a minute
Is the chair still there on the back rooms
What do you mean, though?
What do you mean, though?
It is there?
Let me read the past notes.
What is this from?
What is this in my ear bro like get out my ear, man
Small update this was yesterday
Was I here for this one obviously not if it was yesterday
Total number of discoveries is now displayed
like you being discovered, or you discovering somebody.
discovering somebody rework rework the official map the
back rooms no way player can now player count can now be
checked in the lobby added a quit button you can add no mods
tag to the server browser, map randomness, okay, what's this one? Randomization has been
introduced for furniture and other elements like the hide and seek mansion map. Wait, that's
dope. Yo, hold up, they cookin' chat that that's that's dope. That uh, they rework the
back room's map as long as my chair is still there I'm okay because I will not rest I cannot rest
until I see the chair work.
You know what I mean?
I mean, case you do let our daughter Melody know she's going to be a big sister.
You won't meet and tell her that.
I, yo Melody, you about to be a big sister by the way.
Congratulations.
Melody, congrats.
Just broke that news out of nowhere.
Hey, just broke that news out of nowhere.
That's what I do.
Melody.
So I have one if your name is Melody.
Dead gum Melody action.
Melody! Can I leave real quick? No you can't by the way. No you cannot.
So if anybody in here thinks that you can leave, guess what? I got bad news for you, Bubba.
Everybody knows what happens when you try to leave, don't you? Everybody knows what happens
when you try to leave. You get banned.
Now you believe you want to just leave the stream on.
Yeah, they get thrown in the drench closet.
They get thrown in the drench closet.
Dude, I do chat. I can't believe that, bro. I know it's been like 15 minutes
since it happened, but I can't believe it still.
I still, I still can't believe it.
Katrina with the five. Thank you.
Hey, case, can you shout out my wife and let her know I'm going to Dutch oven her with Chipotle tonight?
Man, that sounds terrible.
What is it? Lagging?
is it lagging? Like seriously?
Don't play with me.
Due to a whole bunch of people that said lag, y'all couldn't see it but I could
because you can't type the word but
Wait, hold up.
Is it lagging at all?
Wait, why is the chat?
Type baloney real quick.
Oh no, we're good.
Wait, no, we're not good.
Why y'all so late on that?
Type, type, type,
Chris.
Okay. That was quick. Okay. That was quick. Okay. We're good. All right. I got to see
what this new update talking about, man. New update sound crazy. I gots to see what we
talking about. I's got to. Oh man. Feels like forever since I've been back on the game.
life forever.
Lagging?
Okay, so you're gonna pre- are you gonna pre-order me g- no, let's do first-time chatter right here.
First-time chatter!
case you're gonna pre-order me GTA 6, right?
I ain't never seen you before in my life!
Look, you ain't got to worry about pre-ordering it right now.
You can wait.
You just need to come up with a little bit of bread before it in.
That is the good thing about it being so far in the future is that like if you ain't
got the bread to pre-order it right now and ain't like it comes out in a month.
You can do a little bit of saving till it in. That's just how it is man. That's
just that's just that's just how it is. It is what it is. You better play GTA 6
when it comes out and what if I'm way okay and what if I don't bud? Huh?
What do you mean I'm better?
What is that supposed to mean?
I'm better.
GTA 6 come out, I stream, I'm going straight to the script club.
Got me messed up.
I'm about to make everybody regret me getting on again.
GTA 6 first night on stream.
I'm opening GTA six up.
I'm pulling up the map, looking at a strip club.
I'm pulling up, going straight to the strip club.
I'm talking, I'm driving straight there.
And I'm going to the dude section.
And I'm gonna start slanging wounds all over the place.
Matter of fact, matter of fact,
you know what I'm a double dude?
Before I even get the,
before the game even comes out,
I'm creating a mod to have one of the strippers
in the strip club be Chris Redfield
with just a thong on and some heels.
And I'm gonna have him in the game
and I'm gonna drive straight there.
So it's gonna be a four hour stream
and nobody to straight Chris Redfield
just straight throwing cheeks.
You tell mom, play with me.
Case, did you get the wordle?
Yes, and there were a lot of salty people.
for some weird reason.
I don't know.
But yeah, I did.
Yeah, I got, it was E.
I don't wanna spoil it, but it was bad.
It was like really bad.
Really bad.
But yeah.
Man, chat ain't that crazy, bro?
GTA 6 coming out.
How many months is that?
What date is it coming out?
No. November 19th, wait, oh, that's still five months, that's a little, that's a hot
minute. Chris Redfield Stahl with the five. Thank you. I need more elder scrolls. I don't
know what they're doing. They should have been having a new game. I don't know what
What they do with that?
Well, they talk about Elder Scrolls,
what's it called, coming out like a decade ago.
They got nothing else.
Like, they have released it.
What have we got?
Backrooms.
First map of the day is the new revamped back room.
Never mind.
I
Was very excited to play the new back rooms map which it's inevitable
Okay mod
Let me see what we got
What map is it and it's not showing up next lobby
Next lobby I missed a day and you got 36 likes. Yeah
been grinding. Been straight grinding.
Hold up. Dude, I really want to play that back room's action. The new one. I hope my chair is
still there. I really do. It says I ain't got Z. It says I got zero fines. Look at that. I'm looking
like a scrub. No fines. Yo, shout out to the devs though. They constantly put no updates out.
Hey kids, my husband and I came to Hot Springs, Arkansas for our honeymoon. I haven't traveled
much so I have some traveling anxiety. Tonight's our first night here. It's been amazing. Have
Have you ever been to hot springs?
If so, do you have any recommendations on things to do?
I have been to hot springs.
I've been to hot springs a lot of times.
There's a big,
there's a big old like mountain type deal
that you can drive up on the outside of hot springs
and you can look over hot springs.
That's a pretty cool thing to do.
Go swimming, go to the bath houses.
Those are cool.
Uh, go to the little shops, Hot Springs is a vibe, bro.
No joke, Hot Springs is a vibe.
You can go to Lake Hamilton, me and my family went to Lake Hamilton with some friends, like
10 plus years ago on vacation.
We had like a little, like a little boat.
We had the most raggedy boat out there and the people that lived on the lake were
being like rude to us or like, you can't park your boat there.
You can't do this or that.
And I remember I said to myself, I said, I'm going to get rich one day
and I'm going to come back here.
I'm going to buy all y'all's houses and kick y'all out of them.
I think I've told this story before, but yeah, I remember that.
I swear, bro, them dude, but I bro, they were being, y'all know
how like pretentious rich people are.
They think they better than somebody.
We had a lot like a little raggedy boat.
And I'm already sitting there and said bro, I'ma get rich one day. I'ma come back here
I'ma buy all y'all's house and kick that out. I swear because they were living like a condo thing like two big condos
But there was like rooms on each one. I said bro. I
said man
Do it I actually I actually thought about doing it. I really did think about it, but I
Wanted to
But bro, they would be like bro. It was those being rude man. Like we get it you live on a fancy lake bro. Congratulations
Like can congrats man
We was out there in a bass boat everybody else had party barges
They was on jet skis. We was out there like a
1995 bass tracker boat that wasn't even ours. It was my grandpa's
Had like fishing pole holders on the side of it
Man, they made me mad, bro.
I'll never forget that.
Never.
I'll never forget that, bro.
I swear.
But y'all y'all been around like some real,
like preppy, real preppy, preppy people, bro.
What do we got?
It's a, oh it's a random map. Be back rooms, be back rooms. Oh it's basic. No, no, no, I don't want to do basic. No!
I'll do basic. Why not send it? What a prediction.
Basic on this map is actually pretty fair because this map is very difficult to hide on.
RIP Debo.
51 likes though is crazy. I'm finally gonna do this strat and see if it works. It's finally
time chat. It's time. Period. It's time. Here we go. I'm finally trying this to see if it works.
We've been wanting to do this for a minute.
That is the most hold up.
Okay bro, we're trying to do an unethical one right there.
Yo VC with the five, thank you.
You know what I lowkey could do to make it look like it's supposed to be that way.
Do y'all see what I'm saying here?
Do this to make it look like it's supposed to be that way.
That's a feature. Yeah. Wait, that's kind of tough. Wait a minute, bro's getting creative
with the clones. What do we got over here? This dude is so dead. It's not even funny.
else that we got. That's not bad texture and though. Chad, it looks like it's supposed
to be there, bro. Look, it looks like it's supposed to be there.
Okay, Debo's there.
Somebody's got their head blowed smooth off.
Okay, 200 seconds.
I don't think that's...
I don't think I'm gonna survive.
He's low-keyed!
Ha ha!
He's low-keyed!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Keep the strength of a buyer some time!
He's cooking him!
He's emo! No, no, no!
He bought us some time, though. He bought us some time.
There's no way.
It's had two walkbys.
No, please, no. Leave.
No, no, they're 100% gonna see it.
They're looking directly, it's over.
No, no, he looked, no!
I'm so mad. You know what's crazy? I think if I would have just stuck it with one and
not went three. I don't know though. I feel like going with three there was the play,
You can do so much stuff with the clones, bro.
Yo, happy birthday, Rebecca and Heather, thank you.
Yo, I appreciate that, Dmitri Kitty W, Dmitri Kitty, I appreciate that, Dmitri Kitty, thank
you.
In case I start my new job tomorrow in a warehouse working 2.30 to 11 at night, any
words of encouragement?
You got the 2 30 to 11 PM shift.
My buddy link had a job that he worked for like a year where he worked the two like two
to 11 shift the whole day just gone.
Hey good luck on your job though.
We lost another one to a job chat GG.
We lost another one to a job.
I hate to hear it, but it's okay.
object is okay. Should have followed object should be
verification theory. Well, that that was a branch of it. I was
technically following object should be verification theory.
Not theory anymore. Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no. Not
theory. It's a law now. Object should be verification has
graduated to a law. Right? Or do we keep it a theory for
now is it tried and true enough to be a law now that's the question or do we care
do we keep it a theory theory I don't know objects should be
verification is is tough. Gravity is technically a theory. What? Wait, what? Gravity isn't a
law yet? Wait, yeah it is. The laws of physics. Gravity doesn't exist. Gravity doesn't exist, huh?
Okay, so what I want you to do is go to a skyscraper. Go to the very top floor of that
skyscraper, bring a baseball with you. Make sure nobody's at the bottom. Go to the
roof of the skyscraper. Make sure nobody's at the bottom of the skyscraper.
Make sure it's a clear area. Take the baseball, drop it over the edge, and what
the baseball is going to do is fall to the ground.
My mom said no. Oh, okay. I wasn't going to say anything bad.
What did y'all think I was going to say?
Yeah, bro, y'all must not know.
Bro, what's wrong with y'all?
here.
Y'all really thought I was
about to say something crazy.
Bruh. I said, bring a baseball
and drop it. What is wrong
with y'all, man? You be
wild and not like that. I
guess I guess I guess I guess
I guess y'all just think I
guess y'all just think I'm
just like crazy because Y'all
and just throw yourself off of it.
I ain't that crazy.
I'm not y'all.
I ain't like y'all.
But like I said, you gotta be careful when you do it.
When you go to drop that baseball,
make sure nobody's down there.
Matter of fact,
if you wanna take real safety precautions,
Get like, uh, you know what? We can even do it like this to that Google that said gravity doesn't exist.
Go back to the same building and just take a ping pong ball and drop it.
So then you ain't got to worry about hurting nobody, even if they walk out from under.
I was basic again.
That goober said gravity don't exist. Chat, do you believe that gravity exists?
What's gravity? I live on the moon. Well, there's gravity on the moon too, bud.
If you want to make it simple, no, there's not.
Yes, there is.
There is gravity on the moon.
What do you mean?
If there was no gravity on the moon, the moon wouldn't be rotating where it is.
It would be just a floating star in the middle of everything.
gravity almost. Foo Joe with the five. Thank you. Cap. There's a
difference between no gravity and low gravity. Yeah, you can go on a
mood and jump high, but there's still gravity. The rage bait new
probably actually yeah probably you right
oh sewer
let's go
i fear i'm taking the bait but the thing with with the chat is bro sometimes
there's actually people that ain't rage bait and then it really is like
All right, we got a problem.
Less than a minute to hide is rough.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this a sick, disgusting joke?
I could have went with the tried and true version of this, but I actually think this
This could work. There's potential for this to work here.
There is great potential for that to work. No joke, there is.
Y'all mess with that? Looking at him, looking in there.
yo w uh robro with the 5000 bits and shout out salma as well appreciate you robro and shout out
salma thank you yo banana with the 25 gifted w banana with the 25 gifted thank you w banana thank
you it's ethical ethical don't listen to him oh trust me i'm not listening to him
Hey man, y'all need to quit all that whistling now.
Dude, I'm ready to play the updated back rooms, bro.
Yo, Fifi, they're doing all that whistling.
Let's go ahead and get them killed now.
Come on.
Dude, I just realized they changed this box.
This one used to be black, remember?
They changed it!
This used to be yellow!
Your voice with the five, thank you!
Dude, I'm messing with this low key.
I'm messing with it.
Yo, Fifi, you're going to do something about them, man.
There it is.
Notice how somebody's got,
somebody got their hand blown off,
everybody stopped whistling.
No, keep that same energy, keep sparing whistling.
Julia with the TN, thank you.
man that's you know you know the real reason I don't whistle when there's a
no whistle lobby is because I think it's disrespectful to the hunter I don't not
whistle and no whistle lobbies out of fear I don't do it because I think it's
disrespectful to the hunter.
No, for real.
Not for real. Maybe not whistling is having respect
because I think they can find it without them.
I'm not scared to whistle or nothing.
Yo, witch with the tin, thank you.
Yo, Feifei, get rid of these goobers doing all this whistling.
Make them pay, Feifei.
Make them pay the right hand.
Kill them!
Come over here, cheering for the hunters.
Yo, Lexi, what the 20 get the W, Lexi?
What the 20 get the thank you, Lexi? W, Lexi?
It's literally called a taunting
guys. It's done out of
disrespect. Yeah, exactly. It's
called a taunt. That's messed
up. Matter of fact, let's let's
just get taunting removed from
the game.
Your spot's unethical.
Not in your wildest dreams, but I'm gonna get myself killed so I can kill this guy.
I'm about to run out and get myself killed so I can take matters into my own hands.
And you know what else? I bet whoever's sitting there whistling is in an unethical spot.
How much you wanna bet on it? You know what? I feel bad for the hunters.
It's gotta be unethical. They can't be that bad.
Yeah, nah, it's 100% unethical. What is it?
Hey, second lobby of the day, we gotta dub, though.
Bam!
Dog.
Wait, that is like genuinely...
What is that spot that's actually like what are you doing?
That's like genuinely like unethical.
Is my chair still there?
Is it still there?
Yo, they did re- Yo, they did re-
Did we do the math?
Ohhhh!
What?
Oh, they didn't give us no time to hide.
Hear me out hear me out here
Man, that's a straight line straight line of the year award
We're dropping like flies
Why are the lines doing that
wait that's actually not that bad yo sensation with the 50 gifted w sensation
with the 50 gifted thank you appreciate that sensation with the 50 I'm being
spotted but not seen I've been spotted but not seen that's a good sign oh I'm
I'm liking that! I'm liking that!
Oh yeah!
It gets pixelated when you paint too fast?
That's okay, I've been sp-
I hate you.
Fuck, babe.
My spots are too ethical that's the problem.
My chair is still there I shouldn't have betrayed it.
I bet the chair spot will work even better now because there's more stuff to- why did
I not do the- wait this is the best map of the game now legitimately this map is like
the only map in the game now this is actually the best map like that the
game could ever have this is so good wow this is good what a map it went from
almost impossible to survive to a great map which that's not to say the map
wasn't great before because anything with the back rooms is great
obviously no you didn't devs no you didn't devs I know you did not okay
never mind it's still there I can do that one too if I need to
all right let me lock in let me lock in
bro this map is so good now dude
whistle cowards
Okay.
Whistle.
Be a doll and whistle.
Be a doll and give us a whistle, will ya?
Thank you!
man, if I find you now, because
you were brave enough to whistle,
I might not even kill you
because you are actually brave enough to whistle.
He was actually brave enough to whistle.
I don't even want to kill a man.
All right, Pb, no.
I'm going to give that dude a like after the lobby is over for the whistle.
He was brave enough to do a whistle right there.
God, I'm locked!
Let me go cast them a like for whistling.
Like and subscribe.
Man, because I said, I, I just typed and I said, yo, give us a whistle.
Not expecting anybody to actually do it, bro was brave and said, you know what?
I'm doing it and I've seen them.
Kind of felt bad, but I had to secure a dub, Gigi.
I have to survive this time.
Chat, I've never been able to survive on this map ever.
Now it's got to be the time.
I don't care if it's unethical.
I'm pulling something out to survive here, I swear.
Yo, witch with the TN and gun with the five, thank you.
Man, I hate how they don't let you get any more like flush than that.
You know what's crazy?
I think this is actually going to work.
getting any more flush to the tree.
That's chat. I don't know, bro. Dude, this tree can have so much potential if there wasn't
like a foot of force field around it. Dude, I don't know what to do on this map, man.
just it's just simple enough that it can work no FIFA don't do it I spared you
spare me too
no way
No, no way.
Chat, wait a minute. So you're telling me there's a chance.
Should have done, object should be verification.
The thing with object should be verification is that it's so risky, man. It's just, it's so, I'm being looked at.
but I'm not being seen.
Okay, I got looked at, but I didn't get seen.
There's no way this works, right?
There's no way this works.
The only time I ever won on this map was when I went as the
floor.
You know me with the five.
You'll have your birthday.
Uh, Selma.
I think I read your other message.
Uh, robro.
Happy birthday, Selma.
Chat.
Tell Selma happy birthday.
Appreciate you for the bitch, robro.
Thank you.
W.
Robro for real.
Appreciate that.
Appreciate you.
Uh, cyber as well.
Thank you.
Come on.
Unethical spot, by the way.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bluster.
Yeah, alright, Buster.
I'm dead, I got sawed, I'm dead.
What a shame.
No way you didn't kill me!
Did you not see me?!
It's over, it's over, there's no way I can make it another minute, there's no way.
There's no way this is gonna work
No, no, no, no, no
Somebody's over here I heard it
Somebody's in this general vicinity. I heard it
Somebody's over here. You're dead.
Where?
What?
Oh, it's unethical. I mean, I hate to say it, but you're like in the pillar. How are you
not getting a buried warning for that? I'm not one to go screaming unethical or nothing
all the time. But Lord have mercy, you're in the wall.
I mean, congrats on the dub, but I fear I can't cast you
a light for that one. Oh, dude, if I would have done that,
y'all would have been yo, y'all would have never let me
live it down. Y'all would have been screaming unethical. Oh,
man, imagine I did that. You're not gonna have to imagine
much longer because I'm going to do it. Got me messed up.
Do I go back for the hot air balloon basket strategy? No, I need to let that one die.
You hate to see that right there?
What has happened?
I'm dead.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
This is the best texturing ever seen in this game.
Well, that refunded, I guess.
What was that? I did so much whack!
No!
Yo, no joke, don't chat, that texturing was crazy, wasn't it?
That was like some crazy texture action.
That might have been texture of a year.
I'm doing it again.
I'm doing it again.
I don't think I'll ever be able to,
I don't think I'll ever be able to get that pace.
Turn back to how it was.
I wish there was a copy and paste button.
I'm not giving it up.
No.
Please, please, please, please.
Oh, man, I got even better talk on that one.
that one. That's a talk right there, buddy! Absolutely talked!
Talked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The texturing.
It's like watching the Mona Lisa be painted.
That's so good!
That's a talk right there.
Look, I take the nameplate off, you can't even tell I'm there.
Where'd I go?
I don't know.
Where'd I go?
Where are you at exactly?
This is good here.
This is good here.
I like this.
I like this here.
This is good.
this right here is a spot look look at that bro what is that bro all my goodness
all my good bro refund it bro bro I do these people these people in this game
man. What are we doing, dawg? Like, what are we doing? Man, that was, that had so much potential too.
Bro, why do so many creatures are doing that in this game? Like, that is absolutely insane, man.
like bra. What was it? I missed it. You can, you can pretty much guess it was a drawing
That's not good, obviously.
Yeah.
Now, it wasn't a what's it called.
It was worse than that.
If it was just a what's it called, I wouldn't have left.
But it was another thing.
They ruined the round bro, I swear they did that could have been so good.
What's been going on as of recent in this game, it's not just this game if you give anybody
freedom to do anything, you will quickly realize there is like scum everywhere, literally.
The only thing that keeps it at bay is like obviously like like things within the game,
but in a game like this, I mean, what can you do?
Like I said last week, the only thing you could do in a game like this is hope that
people would be decent, but that's obviously never going to happen.
Kobe, y'all, Lee, that one almost went in too.
Hey man, let's get this show on the road now.
Come on, man.
Do we not know how to be decent anymore?
Anymore?
Big dog, humans ain't been decent since we was cavemans.
It ain't, this ain't new.
Humans been bad forever.
Wolf with the TNW, wolf with the TNW, thank you.
Okay.
Ooh, we actually get a decent amount of time to hide here.
I did not mean to do-
Yo, I thought I was about to be cooooked.
Man, the stack of papers calling me.
Matter of fact, now I'm about to do something
absolutely insane here.
No, darker blue than that, darker blue than that, not something like that, something like
this.
Something like this right here.
Okay, yes, not do this.
Do this.
Do.
Now do.
It's just bad enough to work.
Again, object should be verification theory.
You're going to look at it at the corner of your eye and assume it's a plushie.
What is that exactly it's not supposed to be anything it's supposed to be the illusion of something
that's all that matters and we're going based off the premises of not being looked at good enough
we're going off of peripheral peripheral vision peripheral vision verification which means
We're hoping we're just looked at out of the corner somebody's eye and never actually looked at
It's very similar to objects should be there for
How I told you how when you think about it the way I described it it's not as crazy
as you would think. If this works, this is officially a top 10 case-o classic.
It's actually vision perforation theory.
It's just a peripheral vision assumption based spot.
No.
man, you can't lie though. That
could have been great. If this
lobby would have had 10 seconds
for the hunters to find us, that
would have worked. So, there is
a potential and there is a
universe that that could have
worked. Y'all like it. Y'all
like the creativity there though,
Don't you
I wonder if anybody stole the casos trademark stack of paper strap
People just don't know a good spot when to steal a good spot man I
Would almost be flattered or someone I saw somebody stealing my spot except for that chair clip because they got all the glory
Let me go check the other case those certified uh towel stack
Nobody's on the towel stack what's bro looking at
That dude I killed mid whistle
Oh
Be a doll and give us a whistle will ya
Be a doll
It's unethical. Y'all think it's an unethical spot. GG, bruh. Wait, they changed the law
I'll bury two
We're gonna see something fly
Okay, where is it
No, that's not unethical chat. Relax, man.
Chat, that's not unethical, dude. That's a normal spot.
That's that's a normal spot
Bro y'all call anything unethical man go square bodies just in case it's back rooms
I'm thinking about doing something crazy.
Should I do something crazy?
Pixel with the five. Thank you.
I'm not done yet, don't say anything, I'm not done yet.
Yo, that actually looks like a shirt!
Yo ho!
Wait!
Wait, I'm taking a picture of this!
This is not the best thing ever!
Oh my goodness, that actually looks like a shirt.
That looks like a Columbia button-down shirt.
I know I'm gonna die.
Bro, that is, bro, I know I'm gonna die,
but I swear that's my big one right there.
Oh my goodness, that's my big one right there.
That is so, dude, that looks like a shirt.
It looks more like a shirt than the other ones.
Yo, if this works, I'm literally getting into strength.
This is the greatest moment ever in my life right here.
This is the best thing ever.
This is actually so good, I can't even believe it.
Even if I die this top five, one of my spots.
Lollipop with the five.
I'm stealing that you have permission to steal it it's okay I'm there's no way
I'm the first person to do this but that is so good chat I'm dead serious does
that not I can't believe how good that is you have the little creases off but
You can't have anything that's perfect.
That is actually, oh my goodness.
I can't believe how big that is, or how good that is.
Oh my goodness, that's actually like it looks like a shirt.
It looks like a red car heart button down,
breathable air work shirt.
Oh my goodness, that is insane.
I know I'm gonna die too.
But even then, it even looks like it has two pockets on the chest of it.
That is, oh my goodness, I'm about to cry.
That is literally should sell for more than a month at least.
I literally need to be getting offers right now for somebody to buy this for like $50
million like right now.
that takes is somebody looking at the shirts though that's all it takes oh my goodness dude oh my
i can't believe i'm not dead yet but actually yes i can it's good
it. Check this gotta be my best spot, right? It's gotta be like as far as creativity. This
is better than the plushie spot. 3D shirt. Dude, it looks like a shirt. The crazy porn
is next time I do this I'll be able to make it better I could have done both
sides to look like this and it actually would have been perfect oh my goodness
this is the most beautiful thing this is oh my goodness where's your body the
whole thing is I'm triple clone. There's no shirt here, by the way. There was nothing
here. That's just me.
No, there's nothing. I didn't latch on anything. It was literally an empty space. That's just
me.
Whistle, you got me messed up. No, I'm not whistling here. This has too much potential.
I'm good. No.
What would make this actually my greatest spot ever is if I somehow won with it. Please.
Please let me win with it. Please. Let me win with it. I'm begging you.
This is gonna hurt. This one's gonna
hurt chat. This is your magnum opus.
Unironically, yeah. 50 seconds, please.
Please let me have this victory.
Oh my goodness. Please. I'm begging you, bro.
No, he's looking.
Okay.
It's so good, he got it with a shirt!
Twenty seconds, I'm actually begging you, please!
I'm actually begging you!
Please!
Oh my goodness, please, please, can't take it off, please!
This is my best line ever if I win.
This is my best line ever.
It's not even close.
It does not get better than this.
Oh my goodness!
No way!
Bro!
Please come look everybody, please!
Guys, I'm in here!
Guys!
Bro, please give me a like!
You gotta get your bro that is so cool bro no light thank you man oh this dude
came and looked up dude yeah it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't get it doesn't go
up from here. It doesn't go up from it. It doesn't go up from here.
Top five? No, that was actually, I think we just witnessed live in real time my best spot ever.
There's nothing else.
My heart beating, bro. I can't believe that. I actually can't believe that.
Oh my goodness, that's unbelievable.
Oh my goodness, I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
How do you think?
I'm literally, I'm tweaking because of that.
that I'm tweaking chat that was
It's unbelievable!
What do I do here?
Oh, I'm on one tonight.
I'm gonna act like I'm like a bitch.
What a bitch like that you sit on bro y'all need to grow up man wait a minute why is
it beautiful oh no I can only paint one of them oh no I sold so bad I don't have
enough time to fix it that can still work why would it not it looks
It's like a bench that you would sit on, does it not?
Wait.
If this works, we just did two top five spots of all time tonight.
I gave myself a headache from that last spot.
I can't believe that my blood pressure is high right now.
I can't believe that last spot.
I actually can't believe that.
Jackie, y'all believe that?
I think bro's AFK.
Chill guy's AFK.
He must be chilling.
Okay, that's fine. We found that. Loki got saved.
Loki got saved right there.
Who's the gubernate was whistling beside me?
Oh no, yo devs. Devs, we gotta nerf these spots. People are abusing them. People are abusing the
under the roof spots. That's the second person tonight that I've seen doing that. No, you got
me messed up uh-uh man why go do it unethicals once y'all get creative with it be a t-shirt
oh my goodness dude chat i need to bro
are you in shock right now type one if you're in shock i'm in shock i need to breathe for a second
i can't believe how good that spot was i actually can't believe it
bubble-licious with the five. Thank you. Okay. So what was my number one spot of all time before
that one? I actually can't believe how good that was. I legitimately can't believe it.
The flag.
Chat that that was easily better than the flag, because that was a spot completely made up of just me and clones. I didn't hide up against anything. I it was legitimately just entirely made out of three clones.
That spot, I think by far clears my second best spot.
I can't believe that.
Mad with the five, thank you.
The statue, the statue spot is good too,
but chat looks to be real.
There's nothing even close to that t-shirt spot.
That's actually truly unreal
what we just witnessed there.
I mean, truly unreal.
My phone keeps overheating and trying to explode while watching you play because that spot
was too fire.
It couldn't handle it.
You go have to get a new phone out here.
Kitty!
Even Kitty heard about the spot she came in here.
Kitty, that spot was tough, wasn't it?
Kitty. Kitty. Yeah, she heard about the spot. She had she had to come here and take a gander for herself.
Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.
Kitty
Kitty
It's weekend
Yo the girth and bread let's get this let's get this downloaded. I've never seen this map before
So I hope we get to play it
Call me
Kitty in a building look out Jack kitty in a building
I don't know what this map is oh my goodness what is this
This is going to be too obvious, what am I doing?
Actually, no, give me a chance.
one if you if you trust
It's a disaster beyond comprehension.
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful.
Chat, look at it.
It literally looks like whatever it is is supposed to be there.
That one's not Sinner's, but I can't do nothing about it now.
Bro, that is good!
Cooking tonight, I swear I've opened like my third eye.
These past two games.
Oh my goodness, I am cooking.
Bro, the clones open up so many opportunities.
Like that shirt strap would not have been possible if there wasn't clones.
Bro.
Oh, Gigi.
You're good.
Kitty!
Kitty.
Okay, if they come up here and they start looking around they're gonna they're probably gonna see me, but
Look at the others
Wait you can go under here
That's that's that's crazy. Oh my good wait, it's that I'm not trying to swing around the
word unethical man but that is like that's like I don't know is that unethical
if I did this y'all would say it's unethical okay yeah that's that's insane
that's a good that's a really good spot actually that is a beauty right there that's a beauty
that is also a beauty wow that is good dude oh my goodness that is good
Okay, that's not bad, and then you got me up here with the triple clone.
Low key comp lobby.
Yeah, we're in master division now.
Yep, that was in the notepad, big dog.
I stole that one.
Yep, that one's in the notepad right there.
you got me messed up. Got me all the way messed up. The hunter sucks. Well, in his defense,
there's only one hunter in its basic mode and this map is insane. If I'm being real,
which all I'm not finding nobody on this map. This map would be good for like a 20-person
lobby infected mode. There could be some potential with that right there. Yeah, one of the hunters
quit. Yeah. Imagine you go triple clone right here and make yourself look like a bucket.
No. No. That was my favorite one.
That wasn't me dying by the way.
In case anybody's confused on where I am because I'm so well hidden.
Chat, it just looks like a part of it, don't it? It just does.
exactly. Check your paypal. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I told y'all you don't start hiring people
coming here every now and then say where you at. Pay them too easy. I feel bad for a hundred
though because the other hunter left. Chat, I can't get over the t-shirt spot. Can y'all
get over it. I can't get over it, bro. I can't, I can't get over the t-shirt spot, man. I can't do it.
It's my, there was life, there was life before the t-shirt spot and then there was life after
the t-shirt spot. I don't know what to do.
I need to go infected mode. Come on man.
What map is it? Same one. I already got it. Why does it make me
We're gonna have to re-download it.
Now we gotta do an effective lobby chat now.
I was here for the t-shirt spot chat.
Was you here for the t-shirt spot?
I was here for the t-shirt spot.
Were you?
I sold. I'm just getting on. Oh, you, you actually, you missed history. No, Joe,
you actually missed history. That T shirt spot. They're going to be talking about
that 50 years from now. No, Joe, they're going to be talking about, bro.
They're going to be talking about that like they might write, write a book
about that one. The name of the book is just going to be called the T
shirt spot and the cover arch is going to be a t-shirt and it's going to be like a 400 page book
and it by word is going to describe the entire night here.
Clip it. Oh you already know there's clips of it.
You know what I'll go look at the clips of it in case you didn't in case you weren't here to see it
Type one if you were not here
Look look I'll show you the inception of the t-shirt
Right here
Hold on
Look type one if you're looking so if you were not here during the t-shirt spot
There's a blank spot right here there was nothing here. This is just me in a pose
Right, so what I did is I did some texturing to make it look like a red shirt
You're a mod who ever clicked this by the way beautiful, beautiful clip, beautiful clip.
So I go clone action right here, right?
I can't believe how good it came out.
I actually can't believe it.
It's unbelievable how good it came out.
Like right now you're like, Oh my goodness, what is he doing?
But when it's done, you're gonna be like, wait a minute, that's the craziest thing
I've ever seen.
I go boom another clone ski right here and then I go triple clone and then it's just literally
looks like a car heart breathable button down t-shirt. Yeah yeah if you weren't here yeah and to top it off
We won the round with it to top it all off
We won the round with it
It was dude. I just it can't get no better now right there chat it can't
The spots they don't make them like that no more even though that was just maybe 20 minutes ago
But they don't make spots like that no more man
Yeah, it was on effected to it wasn't basic it was only infected. Yep
the t-shirt spot. I'm about to get a tattoo that said I was there for the t-shirt spot.
Nobody's gonna know what it meant. My bro, what does that even mean? Well, I'm gonna
create a rock band. The rock band is gonna be called the t-shirt spot with our
hit song, red t-shirt. It's gonna be the only song we ever released.
Man, have you heard that new song by the T-shirt spot called Red T-shirt?
No, what is it?
And it's just a banger.
Man, I can't get over it, man!
You know what's crazy, though?
I don't think I could ever do the T-shirt spot again because I don't want to see
it be killed.
was like something that was there and it worked perfectly and it should just rest now it needs
to rest it never needs to be done again by me anyway what map is it i want to play the new and
I'm going to prove back rooms map again. It was so good.
Back rooms.
Where's the music?
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Say what you will. I have had some beautiful ideas tonight.
I'll put a lag switch on them sort of time they come near me they lag so they don't have
time to see me because they just lag off me.
Andrew with the five thank you.
I'll never forget I was playing
legal legends rank play one time a long time ago.
I think I thought I can remember who I was playing top lane
but I was absolutely crapping on the enemy top laner
and he's typed in the chat.
He said, yo, why do I lag every time I come near you?
That's pretty weird.
Like dog, do you think I'm some like insane hacker
to where I can do that, bro?
Yo, Lex with the five.
Thank you.
that this can't work right this can't work you can't blame me for trying that
you can't blame me for trying that right there even Michael Jordan missed
the freak though every man all right I'm not looking hold up I'm walking I'm not
looking at chat check the case so real quick nobody did they nerf the case so
that looks different wait a minute oh no that's the wrong side somebody was in
the case so though it looks like
I'm not looking over here let me cut the whistles came from this direction
Two more?
Inspect everything.
D. O. Let's patrol them or whatever he says in a Harry Potter when he casts that spell on
Waiting out a whistle waiting out of
Right now the whistle that's a crazy name that just joined
Okay, that was that one.
I'm about to start coping, I'm about to start coping already.
Kase's ex-boyfriend with the five gifted. What?
Alright, I'm coping. Unethical.
The most basic spot ever, this goober gets away with it, you know what?
I'll give you a light because I'm going to give you a light.
But if I would have done that spot chat, that's the first spot they would have checked, bruh.
Alright, one more, one more.
What's the red thing mean?
It flashes and it shows who's who one at the end.
Backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms,
back rooms back rooms back rooms back rooms please oh the red number oh that's
how many times you found somebody
I know what I'm doing already know what I'm doing chat type one if you believe that is
not even they literally are giving us no time here incredible truly
object should be thereification
They're on cooldown.
Oh man, it's a disaster.
It looks like it's supposed to be there.
Yeah, that looks like it's
supposed to be there, right?
It literally looks like a box.
I go from having my best spot
ever on this map to my worst
spot ever.
I just thought of a crazy good
time to do it. Should I risk it? I'm doing it. If I get a chance to do what I'm going to do it.
Nope, not going to get the chance. I'm first one found.
If he goes in the other room I'm going to try it.
where is he? Alright, gotta send it.
Alright, I'm gonna do that. Hold on. This is not what I'm doing. Just give me a second.
I gotta wait for my clones to come off cool down. Just give me a second here. This is not this is not my spot
I'm just waiting for my clothes to come off cool down. Wait a minute
Matter of fact, this is my spot
You're rocking with it.
What I was going to do is like try to like make myself like a human board.
But that's that's actually really good right there.
That's really good, dude.
I feel so bad for underclowning on him.
at the maximum.
They're clowning on him. That dude just said this is not gaming at the maximum.
Could you imagine some cruel world lines out?
You would have never seen me again if I would have died there. Never.
Wow, thanks. Thanks for the lights, guys.
Wow, that's some beautiful- That's the best texturing I've ever seen in my life!
How do I give it a like?
like that was that was kind of that was kind of whatever last one I last one here this
will be the last one that's one chat anybody else feel bad for all he left RIP gaming at
the maximum. I'm going block just on the off chance that it's a
Backrooms like begging you, it's not is it? Nope.
Don't say nothing.
Why can't I not- What's happening?
Oh my g- Bro.
bro bro what is the clone situation man
Well, we gotta help both of these survive now.
I know which one's not gonna survive.
Chat, it wouldn't let me, like, barely go up.
You know what I mean? It wouldn't let me do it.
Just press X. You think I didn't press X? You've lost your mind. I'm literally pressing it.
Yeah, no, I can't. I literally can't remove it. I won't let her remove it.
Give it a chance.
give it a chance give it a chance
more remove your claw. I try! It won't! If this right here works, go out of free cam
and then press X. I legitimately just did that. It's over. Too many people died. It's
over. My time has come to an end. Why am I still alive? Stay there. I got a choice.
New cop spot unlocked.
They're not looking close enough.
He's looking too closely, it's over.
I'm dead.
No, no, he moved.
I got nothing to be mad about that t-shirt spot.
I ain't got nothin' to be mad about, Chad.
Hey, what you doin'?
Hey, I ain't got nothin' to be mad about, big dog.
What you call a?
You wanna know why?
Cause the T-shirt spot carried the whole night.
T-shirt spot carried the whole night. Stopgaping about the T-shirt spot? Well, you better mute
the stream, bud, because that ain't never happening. It was too good. When something
that good happens, you gotta keep talking about it.
Hey dude I can't I still can't get over it.
I really can't I really can't get over it I can't it was just oh man it was
Hey, hey, what am I
That's what the t-shirt spot looked like.
You could even tell nobody was standing there.
It looked like a float hoodie.
It looked like John Cena's in this hoodie.
Man. Dude, it was so good. Why don't y'all glazing it no more, bruh?
Why don't y'all quit glazing it, man?
I just joined the stream why are you standing just watch it back later man it's gonna change
your life. It's gonna change your life. You know what time it is, though. Don't you?
Course you do.
Course you do.
T-shirt spot with the five gifted. Wow. That is a legendary name. You're gonna be able to sell
that one day. You'll be able to sell that name for man. T-shirts, but you know what time it is though.
It's spooky time. You know, the timing of the back rooms games must have timed it up with the
movie because another one came out. I gotta give it a try. Any back room games that come out,
and I gotta at least give it a try.
You know what I'm, allow public and private networks
to access this app.
Jokes on you idiot, we just downloaded a virus
onto your PC.
PC exploding in 30 seconds.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, get you a dapio!
Cause it's spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
Oh,
Kitty in the building y'all already know the drill
You all already know the drill, kiddie in the bill, lock in.
The name of this game is, turn that music down a little bit,
Scarlett Bath, almost at bathroom, Scarlett Backrooms.
Y'all know when a new Backrooms game comes out, y'all know I gotta try that thing, so
here I am.
Scarlett!
Scarlett Backroom!
Yo, Vic with the five, thank you.
I appreciate that patch. Congratulations, Pats.
Thank you.
A-R-A,
heel.
A-R-A,
heel.
I'm in the scarlet back rooms.
I need to use the bathroom.
Floor dirty, get a vacuum.
Uh, I don't even know what to do.
Uh, I'm in the back rooms yet again.
Always go left.
No, I ain't your friend trying to get out of here.
I don't even know where to go.
Look down the road.
Hope I can see your telephone so I can call the police.
I need some release.
Somebody please come and save me from this nightmare.
I ain't got no hair.
I ain't got no underwear.
I dump in everywhere, but I can't find my way out of them back rooms.
Scarlet back rooms.
Oh, there's more in this one.
Hold up.
Got some lower in it.
Do you know what happens when you mess with the wrong person?
Causing him to be the most dangerous, but oh.
Why I look like that?
Oh, full screen?
Was it full screen?
Is it supposed to?
like a VHS filter? Is this supposed to look like this? Because it looked like it looked foggy.
Is there screens here? Hold on. What is it?
You think it's like a, you think that's just like a VHS filter or something?
You're really, really, really with the fire. Thank you.
Let me, let me just see if this is, oh, no, there's, oh, oh, oh, no, I'm a puke. Hold up.
You mean to tell me you ain't got no mouse sensitivity slider in here?
Oh, I fear we have a problem.
Tell them what the five.
Mars.
Well, here we go again.
You know, this is really cinematic and all, but I don't know if it's supposed to look like this.
Maybe it's like found footage is the reason it looks like that. Maybe.
HA!
HA!
HA!
HA!
In case I accidentally unfollowed you,
well, I'm about to finish you off.
See ya.
That was a fatal mistake.
No, I'm playing. I didn't actually ban him. I hate to hear that though. Yo, Oklahoma,
with the five thank you
Ted is the quality messed up? I just fell out of the map
Collect four keys.
Okay.
I suppose I can try.
Always go left.
Bloodstain.
That means somebody was bleeding right here.
Okay, that's a big old king!
Got it!
Okay, I need four of them.
Why's the music so intense?
Stop!
Stop with the music, Tom! I see the key.
Second key acquired. Meal with the five.
Hey, can we put on some peaceful, liminal, lo-fi, back-room Z5 music, cause this music
is scaring me.
All this screen shake's about to make me puke too.
You got me messed up.
That's three keys.
Thank you.
Well I didn't tell you to cut the music completely off.
And leave me an awkward silence or anything like that
They heard me
Looking for the fourth key
If I can find it for I puke because I give the screen shake it. Oh
Oh lord, oh lord!
Need the fourth key.
No, that means it's in the air pond!
MAAAAN!
Do the music!
I
I just gotta wait.
Yo, this is all God's amestia.
There's no, like, save button.
Oh, Lord.
Oh.
Oh, it looks like I'm...
Oh.
now i now i can't go to the settings
you done lost your mind look like i'm looking through a fishbowl with water in it
you done lost you done lost your mind up in here and i couldn't turn the screen shake down
I was about to go so good you don't prevent me from getting sick there from motion sickness
the t-shirt spot oh this look oh yeah oh yeah this look simple name of this game is
is Escanita. A name of this game is Escanita. Chiquitita, you and I know. You like that
song by Abba? Chiquitita? Man, that's a banger. Well, they already got the sensitivity bottomed
out for me right here. I appreciate them for that. Lock in. Take orders, talk to customers
to take the order, place the customer's order and clean, keep your store tidy. Oh, I can
do that! Every night at the Lago One, used to feel the same, quiet, simple, and comfortably
familiar. But recently the streets have emptied and the usual noise has faded, as if the whole
community is holding its breath. Rumors of sudden killings and mistaken identities have
everyone scared to step outside after dark. And tonight I'm running the stall alone as
usual, hoping that every customer who approaches is exactly who they appear to be. That's
great lord actually great lord oh yeah this is a viagra deal yo sentient turd
with the five gifted thank you
you'll never believe that the sensitivity is too low
hey how you doing
Oh, flashlight? What do I need that? Uh-oh. How do I drop it?
I don't know how to drop the flashlight, big doll. U.I.
Oh, yeah, can I help you? Uh, good evening, boss.
I don't know what's up, but my spot's unusually quiet tonight.
My belute are getting cold, I haven't sold anything, I sold out, I sold out.
You read that sentence, like a good boy.
Don't you mess up reading that sentence again.
Oh my God, Lee, why can't I read?
Sunflower seed with the five, thank you.
Dude, how did I mess that up that bad?
Yo, certified guberologist with the five, thank you.
My ballooner getting cold. I haven't sold anything tonight.
tonight. Maybe there's just maybe.
Maybe they're just starting.
Maybe there's just aren't many people outside tonight.
Facts.
Maybe, but something feels off. It's like someone's been watching me. It feels like someone
was following me near the corner over there. Good thing I ran into a bar and gay watchman.
Anyway, can I have one bowl of legal and a glass of water? Balls? You sure can. I like
that respect he's given me calling me boss these respectable but yeah I can do
that for you 100% I don't know how to get rid of this flashlight we get that
ball flashlight just disappeared it's gone forever all right got you a bowl
coming up right here we're the legal way is this the legal chat what's legal is
Is this it?
Ooh, that looked good!
What is that?
There's that.
Let me grab you a glass of water too.
Oh yeah!
There you go, big doll.
Is there a chair there?
What are you talking about?
I hope you enjoy that.
It's chicken porridge.
I'm trying to add.
Dude, the music going crazy!
Hey!
Bah!
I'm holding E.
It's giving fallout vibes.
The music is giving a little fallout action.
I really wish I could drop this flashlight, man.
Remove.
Oh, thank you so much.
Let me put it right here.
Boom, no.
That'll work, flashlight right there.
Mia with the five.
How you doing?
Hi, good evening, bro's name's Lance.
Man, overtime again and still unpaid
and going home late is risky these days, yeah.
Exactly, sir, just trying to stay extra careful.
I hope my salary doubles too while we're at it.
One bowl of legal and a cake, please.
I got you coming right up, sir.
You want some cake?
Oh, you said Coke, my bad.
I thought that said cake.
Got you with the Coke, though.
Get the bowl right here.
Could you some of that legal?
Boom.
Put the little onions on it.
There you go.
Grab that real quick.
you a coke sir got you right here we'll see you in court
oh yeah i'm thanks Cole too made this one to order for you hope you enjoy thank
you
you enjoying that it's good ain't it
yeah
Have a good one
I just got here recap we work at this stall. How you doing 23 is that the broads are the
The bakers. Oh, we'll see you in part
How you doing I'll get a recap we work at this food stall and there's a killer on the loose of the town
typical
But a great but a great plot must tell you
Paco hey balls. What's good man? What's good Paco? I
Saw some earlier by the corner a gun or maybe just a cigarette lighter
Okay
Well, I got I got one of those right here. It's a gun and a cigarette lighter
Take a peek at this Paco
Yeah, that's all fainted. Yeah
So
Anyway
Really what it looked like I
Don't know man. I'm drunk. I'm really hungry. Can I order already? Well use the one make it small go ahead
Give me one bowl of legale when a bottle of coke make it quick. Don't you rush me Paco matter of fact
I'm taking the money first
Don't kill me to make it quick. I'll go as fast as I want to go Paco
Boom got you a coke right here boom
Enjoy that
Yo, what is the speed limit on this road because they are flying going down this road
I'm talking flying down the road ski. I
Mean no look look look look
Look, look, look.
Yo, Paco, watch out!
Paco, I thought Paco was about to lose his life!
Oh, my goodness!
Yo, they rolled them down this road.
All right, one more customer, it says.
I hear him walking.
Hey, how you doing, boss?
You doing all right?
Captain Arturo, good evening.
We just finished our patrol.
There were some troublemakers causing problems
in the alley over there.
Well, I'm glad you got that handled.
Is it safe to pass through?
I'll be heading home later.
Yeah, it should be.
Just stay extra careful.
The ordnance is still ongoing,
so it's best to avoid walking around outside at night.
Well, I can't really avoid that, Captain.
I work here at night.
That said, can you hook me up with just one regular bowl of legale?
I sure can do that, Captain.
I sure can do that.
Enjoy that.
Serve three recurring customers without failure.
Employee got a month.
Hey, nod your head.
Yes, if you like it.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I'll put some love in it.
Have a good one.
In case y'all couldn't understand that, like I can, I'll translate what he said.
He said, uh, good evening Baron Gaze 739, I think he said.
This is your nightly community reminder.
Anyway, continue.
We're still continuing patrols at night with our officers
in the first-class and close-knit vehicles.
Right.
We're still continuing patrols in the army,
which is being carried out by the officers.
That's a lot to remember in a translation, but I got it.
Can you fart on me, Case with the five?
He said, uh, our officials continue to conduct nighttime patrols
along the main roads and narrow alleyways
as part of the ongoing enforcement of the ordinance
implemented by the governing authorities.
Right.
You're looking at the screen?
However, officials assure that public,
to assure the public this ordinance
is intended for everyone's safety.
Residents are strongly reminded to remain vigilant
and exercise caution when heading home,
especially late at night.
I mean, I don't know what you want me to tell ya.
I know every language, man.
Once again, this is a reminder for your safety, stay alert, remain inside your homes, and stay safe.
This is your public service announcer, DZ Nightline Radio.
You clean that close the store I
Got a close to windows and wash dishes
Man, I don't want to do no dishes
Man, oh, I got to put the windows up here is there a door. Oh here it is
Anybody else hate doing dishes? Chatman doing dishes sucks. Let me tell you. Boom, got that up.
Closing up shop for tonight. I guess that's where I do the dishes at out there.
If I could hit a big settlement, I would have to work no more. They're going pretty fast through
here. I know they're speeding about to hit insurance claim. Did they know I was where's
the colors. Okay.
Well, that's all right.
Can't blame me for trying.
Trying to get any insurance play.
All right, let's do these dishes.
Uh-huh who was
Switch off the light and close the door. Yeah, who was that?
All right, we're done for today walk to house 325
Which direction I'll go this way. Oh, it looks like I go here. Looks like there's a road
Let's go I could take the flashlight, but this isn't as dark of an alley as I thought it would be I'm dead GG. Oh
My goodness GG
In the cop said there was some trouble going on over here in the alley
look somebody's up here. Is that Paco from earlier with the baker's jersey on?
Really? You gonna jump scare me in the alley? Dude.
I had to ban that word out of my chat like a year and a half ago by the way
because there was one other game we played that had him in there and they
would just not stop typing and who remembers that I really had to ban that
word out of my chat like a year and a half ago from some other game because
people would not stop dying it but we've moved on since then who's that
Hawking is that you have some blue? I'll pass. Thank you though. Okay. Wow, that's
all they said is okay. Wow, I'm sorry, man. I'll take some. No. All right. Yo, what's
good. Paco, you still out here
drunken? Look at Paco. He out
here. I said, I ain't won't know
what's up. What's up Paco? You
alright? That blue vendor is too
loud. Get lost. You're talking
to me or him. I know you ain't
talking to me like that Paco.
What you talking about? You
So there's an arrow on this pole here, so I'm assuming that's going to lead me to my house, right?
Actually, no, I see a lie down here. It's got to be down here
He's talking about the other guy, I hope so we made it home chat. We're good. We made it home
Nice go up to your room and close the door I can do that
Ooh, the room kind of a vibe though.
Dude, small rooms are the best thing ever.
I swear they're so cozy, man.
Oh my goodness.
Like a room where the bed takes up three-fourths of the room
is the biggest vibe ever.
Like a vibe.
Got a fan.
Can I close that window?
We're going straight to bed, huh?
Now, what is that?
Is that some noodles?
Let me get that.
Did you know? No?
Alright, I guess we're going to bed.
Oh, turn off the lights, my man.
What am I doing now?
Oh, I made it home just in time.
That could have been me I was out in that alley like what?
So it's got shot. Oh
My goodness it was Paco never mind. I thought I saw Paco lead on the ground over there take the box from the supplier I
Hey, I hope the suppliers bringing me a blicky because bro I
Could have swore I heard another set of footsteps right there who you think I shot you think it was Paco
Why is there candles out here
Who got shot
I don't feel safe going to work I'll just stay home forever RIP Paco
go. Hey, no telling. Like what's stopping from walking right here and shooting me? Wait,
Where's the box box from the supplier?
Did I miss somebody?
She had to just see a box down here.
It's over to take them box from the supplier.
Maybe it was down here and I missed it, but we're
Or maybe it's his fan
Man, where that
Box oh there's a light on down here. It's gotta be down here, right?
Oh, this looks shady gg
Why go in the first place when it's not safe just stay home at this point
There's a thing that starts with a B and ends with a S
bills to pay I
Can't just stay home get them bills paid
Gotta go
If I could just stay home and not go I'd do that trust me. Oh
That's my apartment right there. I could see in there. I was right here. Okay got the box
All right, let's go back to work chat. It is well. I know that's y'all's least favorite thing in the world work job
Okay, job work, but we got to go
And there's people getting shot and stuff on the street. It's bad out here, man
Money don't grow on trees bro, could you imagine a situation?
situation
Where you like move into a house in the middle of nowhere in a tree grew in the backyard
And you were like in the middle of nowhere nobody knew where you lived and there was just like a hundred dollar bills growing on the tree
They didn't make a movie about that I'm gonna make a movie called money grows on trees
It's gonna be about somebody moving into a house like in the middle of the country somewhere and they have like a tree
Just randomly start growing and they like just get unlimited money from the tree
You'll meow with the five. Thank you.
All right, we're back at work at our job.
We just got to deal with it.
I fear I can't open the door with this in my hand.
Oh there we go got it we're good quick recap I'll be too nice I'll be too
generous with these recaps bro we work at a food kiosk at night and we heard
someone to get shot with the TNW
good evening barangay 3739 this is your nightly community reminder they're
going to kill us but the gunshots last night
You're investigating the authority to kill...
The Balloot Vendor, God!
...in the eskinita of Zonely, Ma.
Wait a minute. What if it was Paco?
Wait.
The last Paco was drunk, and the last thing we heard from Paco
was that the Balloot Vendor was too loud, and he said,
get lost. And then five minutes later, we heard gunshots coming from down the road.
Let me find out. Paco was a killer. Let me find out.
RIP to balloon vendor man. He was a good guy. Only talked to him a couple
times, but he was a good guy.
Authorities are currently investigating the death of the balloon vendor
last night in an alleyway in zone five. There are no official suspects at this
time, but several residents reported suspicious activity in the area before
the incident occurred.
Everyone advised to avoid dark passageways and to refrain from going
out alone at night for the time being. Please stay safe everyone. This is your
public service announcer DZ Nightline Radio. Yes, name was Edgar RIP Edgar.
How you doing? Close that door. Murderer on the loose. How you doing? What's up
Lance? Crazy, isn't it? That balloon vendor last night. Can't get it out of
head I even bought a balloon from him when I passed by on my way home I still
can't believe he's dead he gone man he gone did you notice anything strange
last night nothing much after I bought a balloon from him last night I just kept
walking home that sounds like some that sounds like something somebody
suspicious would say Lance you killed him for that balloon getting you you
You didn't want to pay for it, so you killed him!
Nah, I'm playing.
Unless you actually did do that.
There was a guy drinking nearby where he was standing though,
staring at him like he had a problem with him.
Yeah, that's Paco. I think Paco killed him for real. Yeah.
Anyway, I'll have the usual legality coat. Please make it quick so I can get home early.
You know what I will make it quick this time because there's a killer on the loose. I got
you real quick right here. Boom. There's that. Let me get you coat. Check. Y'all think
it was Paco for real? There you go, big dog. Oh, I did not mean to drop that on
my fault. There you go. Enjoy that. We got to keep our head on the swivel. There's
killer on the loose and we think it's Paco. But why, but why Paco? Why? Why Paco?
All right Lance, have a good safe trip home. Then we'll hear his gunshots and a scream.
I'd be sad, I like Lance.
Yo, you can't be pullin' up like that, bruh.
Yo, chill, dude.
Come on, man. Don't be pulling up on me like that.
What's up?
Good evening, boss. Just grabbing a quick dinner. Okay.
I heard somebody got taken out again last night.
Uh, did you notice anything strange last night before it happened?
I only saw a baron gay watchman standing over there by the side.
Yeah, that's captain of regard his name Arturo. I think captain Arturo was that his name?
He's a good guy. I
Don't know if he was on duty or just hanging around
That's all I noticed though seem pretty normal to me
Anyway, can I have one leg out of a bottle of coke? Yeah, I got you right here big dog
Got you right here one bowl. I
Got you a coat too
Y'all know what this stuff is, but I want to try dude. There you go, man. Appreciate it. Appreciate the business
Thought I heard another car. Yo, I'm nervous chat. Godly. All right, man. Be safe out there
Oh
Excuse me?
Did you want some food?
He didn't even flinch.
It's like when Matt Barnes tried to throw that ball at Kobe from like right here and he didn't even move.
I
Scared of nothing I'm walking up to him yo
I
Come to work tomorrow. You got me messed up. They're gonna have to come shut my power off
I ain't coming to work tomorrow. You got me messed up. Who was that brap?
Don't ask suspicious don't ask suspicious in case you're just getting here by the way we think
This guy is the one that killed the, uh,
Edgar last night. We're not sure though. We're just speculating,
but it's Paco at natural. What's up, Paco?
Hey boss, you look like you just saw a ghost.
I mean, there was somebody standing across the street watching me.
Did you see someone standing under that street light across the street?
I'm not sure.
was that you Paco I don't even know how I got here
give me one bowl of legal and a cup of water I need to sober up
drunk again huh
chat you know what's crazy it's probably not even Paco they're just making it
scene like that. Oh, I knew I heard some footsteps. There you go, Paco. Oh, it's water, my bad.
There we go. Got you with a cup of water right here. Enjoy that, Paco. Can I turn the music
back on? There we go. Yo, what's up, Captain? Good evening. We've been getting a lot
a lot of calls tonight.
People keep asking if the one who killed the vendor
has already been caught.
Hey, yellow look, he's walking off.
I hear him.
This Paco.
He killed him, he was drunk
and he was mad at him last night.
He killed him.
Bum with the tin, thank you.
Yeah, I'm snitching, I already became, I'm snitching.
a few days ago someone else died too things are getting out of hand do you
have any leads on what happened last night not yet but apparently there's
witnesses though we don't know if they're reliable most of all or most
most of its rumors for now that said we're tightening security and patrol
us for the next few days well that's good to hear so maybe I'll make it
I'm alive tonight. Maybe.
A curfew will be imposed tomorrow evening. No one's allowed outside after 10 p.m. Wait, how am I going to make my money then?
Please make sure to close your shop before then. You mess with my money, captain.
All right, then I'll pass for now. I better get back to patrolling. All right, Archero. Have a safe night.
Close the store, all right.
GG. Chat. We ain't gonna make it home without something happening. I already know it.
I already know we ain't gonna make it home without something happening.
Yo, fire game so far, though.
I didn't clean that up. What am I doing?
All right, let's do the dishes.
Yeah, we're destroyed with the 25 gifted W. Yeah, we're destroyed with the 25 gifted
who's giggling. It sounds like the smooth and silky stone birds from Dark Souls to you.
You give a smooth. Yeah, you give a silky.
Did you drop my stone and they give you a random item?
Yeah, pickle peed it.
Ha ha ha!
Why don't you like it?
Okay, there we go.
Let's go home.
We're dead, Gigi.
Cliff, what?
There was a person?
What you talking about?
What?
What was that?
It's still there what are y'all saying wait, where is it?
Oh, it was there behind the pole!
I'm going home.
I just saw him walk.
I'm going home.
I did not see that.
Why does it want me to run now?
Oh my goodness, I am cooked.
They wouldn't let me sprint before and now they...
Get me in the house right now, oh my...
Yo, uh-oh...
Chat, no. I ain't going back to work tomorrow, bro. You got me messed up.
No. Chat, let's just call in tomorrow.
He's right there. He's right there. He's gone.
Wow, no gunshots tonight. That's a bonus.
930.
Well, here we are again.
That should be the last customer of the night.
I'm going to clean up, take the garbage from the back and dump it across the street and
close the store.
G to the G ski.
He knows where you live yet, so over.
He followed me home.
Throw three garbage bags across the street.
All right.
Was there a trash can or something over there?
I guess I mean that's what they want me to do
You'll get the other two
El Litter what you want me to do?
Two, hit him.
It ain't like I got a choice.
Two, one more.
Three, hurry up.
We gotta get home.
All right, put the windows up.
One window, two window.
Every time I've done the dishes in this game so far, a creepy noise has happened.
Are we going three for three here?
No creepy noise that time.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
Why is there a car parked down the road?
What is this?
It wasn't Hako, it was the cops.
I didn't see nothing.
Oh, was Hako doing anything?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
It was the cops killing them!
Parkour, run, they gon' kill ya's!
She's a runner, she's a jack-star, she's a runaway when they do th-
Why am I just getting caught when I'm just full sprinting in the direction to go?
I don't understand.
Scrant, you're just this bad.
You actually got not holding shift here.
Short gun.
Ow!
I cannot see anything out they kill me
The authorities confirmed that two bodies were discovered late last night in the inter-allyways.
We all need to apologize to Paco.
I just understood that what he said, he said,
curfew, did y'all hear that?
Residents claim they heard a gunshot shouting
and running shortly before the curfew started,
but no witnesses.
I died.
At this time, the perpetrators remain unidentified.
At this time, the perpetrators remain unidentified.
This was our advising everyone to remain indoors after curfew, avoid walking a lot.
I mean, if they would have seen me, I wouldn't have told nobody.
It could have led me live.
R.I.P.
Paco, R.I.P.
Edgar and us.
That was actually a really good game.
I thoroughly enjoyed that game right there.
Like actually.
No, R.I.P. Edgar Man!
R.I.P. Edgar Man!
Everybody say O-R-I-P-E-N-G-A!
W-GAME, now. Oh, so long.
Another one.
A-A-A-A-A-A-A
And then I went back to that and another one
Hey
My bad man do y'all forgive me my bad brah I mean my fault dude
Forgive me for having a little bit of whimsy on the night of the shark spot.
Forgive me.
Forgive me, I suppose.
Oh, yeah. Another one. You best get you a fresh dipion, cause it's spooky tamagin.
Yeah! Lock in, baby! Spooky tamagin!
I
I'm gonna get that upper two of us partner.
Hey!
This town ain't big enough for two of us.
You hear me?
Let's go.
You better get up out of here.
We don't have some problems.
If you don't leave.
This town ain't big enough for tea.
Well, yeah.
There's a picture of you in the background.
Yeah, I know.
In the game?
Oh my goodness, that's the Waffle House.
That is unmistakably, even when it's five pixels, that's unmistakably the Waffle House
picture right there of me.
What?
Y'all see that?
Yo, Dev.
You'll see that.
Yo, Dave.
Uh,
case of currently battling Chris record for your heart when I went,
I demanded 24 hours stream. Not now.
But really your streams are all your, uh,
I love your streams of personality.
It's like having a friend to hang out with when you stream.
Hope you keep up with us for years.
like having a friend to hang out with when you stream. Hope you keep up with us for years.
Yo, W. Dan with the 5000 BSW. Dan, appreciate that. W. Dan. Thank you. That's unmistakable.
Inmistakable. I'm trying to be sink off. I'm going out of my way to turn these things off.
That's what y'all get. No, I'll keep an eye on since it was already on.
Your uncle asked you to take care of his corner store for tonight.
We'll tell them I said I'm good on that. Appreciate it though.
Quick and simple job. He'll pay you well. Well, told him I said how much we talking.
But the city at night isn't safe these days. You agree. I see they've left me no other option.
they've left me no option to say no.
Yeah, GG.
Sleeping with a long sleeve shirt on is Kara-AZ and blue jeans.
Meow with the five, W Meow with the five.
Oh my goodness, that is a blast from the,
Oh my goodness, I completely, oh my goodness, I completely forgot about that computer background.
That is unbelievable.
Do y'all remember the old computer screensavers that would just be pipes running all through?
is an insane ball knower drop war dude I know y'all remember or remember tasks
that's a PlayStation one with the logo oh my goodness we'll see in court
I can't clean up in here don't have time to play these days
Is it okay, it's not clean I can't clean up in here. All right, let's go
Xbox is better. Okay, okay, bud
Okay, hope you enjoyed your blood-borne playthrough. Oh, that's right. You ain't got it. Did you know?
So that reason alone is enough for PlayStation for me.
That reason alone.
Take the peels.
What is that?
Need water with them.
Get water from the sink, okay?
I had to take a shower.
Mm chat is gonna be y'all's first POV ever doing this. Congratulations. I'm proud of y'all
Couldn't shower with the door open bro. You live alone. What you mean?
I shot with the door open every time matter of fact
There was one time I went to Walmart the only shower curtain
They had was a completely see-through when I showered with the door open with a see-through shower curtain
There's ain't nobody in there
All right, shower time.
You can also use, uh, use your some cheeky sofa, usecheeky.com today if you want to take
you a shower.
Yup.
W plug had to hit y'all with it.
It sure did.
Draw off.
This is very ominous. Is something bad about to happen?
Had to use the bathroom first. I know you ain't going do-do after you take a shower.
take a shower on them now what where am I going could it be I'm going
Get the hell out of here.
Who are you, bud?
Oh, it's you.
Not that, man.
It's I! What are you tweaking for?
What's wrong with you?
Sorry, man. These missing reports coming out and these creeps going around.
Gotta say, sir.
bro you ran up on me and you jump at people with a knife
yo big dog you need to move somewhere matter of fact you need to be thrown in
jail
Go to the store, okay
There is a tether
Tied to me like it's Chris Redfield walking me like a dog in public again
Showing me where to go. I appreciate it for this don't show me where to go. Thank you
Because otherwise I would walk around aimlessly trying to figure out where to go. Thank you for that
Thank you devs. I appreciate that
Hello?
Um, I have a boyfriend.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell my boyfriend that you were hitting on me.
I'm going to tell my boyfriend and dude for hitting on me.
Call him.
Okay, no, let's play that game.
Go ahead and call him over.
I'll wait.
No, I'll call him.
No, I'll call him.
No, you don't make me mad now.
I'll call him.
I'm about to beat the brakes off this dude in front of you just because you made me mad.
Call him over here.
I wish he would try something you gonna call them I
Like bro, I didn't bro. I'm just walking here
It's dark it is very dark is there a light switch in here. Oh man, it's dirty
That's what we saw on the opening screen of the game.
Why am I banned?
I can't read the words.
What I get banned for?
Man, they done banned me.
Yo, WDEMs though, classic picture right there. Classic WDEMs. Hey, can I get a light switch?
Oh, there's a box back here. We got a problem. Oh, there's a light switch right here. Boom!
Okay, it is very dirty in here and I expected to do all this myself.
Hey kid, make it right on time, proud of ya.
Thank you, Uncle.
Oh yeah, I forgot though.
I'll give ya'll a recap of the case you just got here.
Our Uncle's doing something so we're taking care of his store for a night, so anybody's paying us.
So yeah.
of course uncle Jim place looks neat I'll take good care of it don't worry
that's what I like to hear just make sure to keep it all clean yo W game got
actual voice acting in it too that's cool matter of fact let you know with the
I
Appreciate that
Got it, I'll grab it right now
Thank you
It's alright I
I will enjoy your trip good luck if anything happens call me all right uncle
appreciate it w uncle man what a good guy where's the note you left me is this
it right here yo uncle why is it so dirty but what is wrong with y'all man
like golly dude like what it bro like oh my goodness man
won't you have some shame
huh
won't you I got won't you have some shame chat
I think I pulled a muscle in my neck getting up, yeah, D.D., I'm injured, anyway.
Let's start by, uh, sitting on the couch, that's what it wants me to do.
Watching the news.
I
Know you need it
I'm going to be doing more research.
I've watched several of the big talks,
and now I understand everything.
Anyway, Chef, first of all, apparently some people
have been reporting missing people around the block
for some reason.
I don't think so, but it's mostly our kids, like y'all.
But further, I've got an advice for everybody,
that it's very important to travel in groups
and generally not throw in the light in the middle of a conflict.
Personally, I think the whole thing's got to do with it.
I can understand every third word, because the mic's not my burking mic.
Is he saying Chad?
He's still streaming the news!
Keep your head on the wheel. Maintain maximum order. Do not get caught.
Maintain maximum order. This show is unprofessional.
And we've never been within that emotion.
Now up to the weather report. If the message may be heard at today,
I would be saddened if the police and staff would do it.
Oh, not a pun, I'd like to go out.
The mother nature reels him, running through.
This is for a cast.
Late at night, when they see some flowers rolling,
which is quite a fringe of our overall,
they never serve.
They would be in complaints.
Anyway, can I stay safe? Stay hydrated.
Protect your aura.
Keep the vibes, the makin' them.
And remember, if you see something suspicious,
well, the outwardly is there
of making a good big dick bucket in the bottom.
That was the best new show I've ever watched
All right, let's restock the cans I can I can do that
Okay, red cans go here got it
It's storming outside. It's a nice cozy night chat. It's storming. We're just at work on the night shift
This kind of cozy
There we go restocked on
Bottles we get those real quick I get the bottles. Thank you
There we go. You know what I bet it's going to happen? We're going to look out there when
it lightens and we're going to see somebody standing. Watch. Okay, it was too quick. I
I don't think anybody was there restocked the shells. Okay got some chips nice
There we go, what is this cookies? Oh, yeah
There we go heard a customer coming all right
Hey, how you doing tonight?
Storm it out there ain't it? Yep sure is. Hope you're having a great night. I can't talk to you.
Can I get a bag of chips and a green soda?
Yeah.
Just a second. Bag of chips and a green soda.
All right. Green soda. Boom. Bag of chips. Oh, those are the chips. Oh, my bad. Boom.
Thank you so much. You're having a good night. You need to get you umbrella though because
it's raining. Okay, bye.
That was the girl from before.
Nah, she was actually nice.
I think my next task was to mop the floor, so let's get that done.
Where's Uncle Keith to mop at?
How about to call Uncle Keith like, where you keep the mop at?
Oh, there it goes!
Found it!
W employee chat.
There we go.
stain right here. W employee. I don't think I'm a good employee. Don't you? Boom. It
looks like Uncle ain't clean this place in forever. There we go. Heard of customer.
Oh customer service mode activated. How you doing, sir? How's that weather out
there I'm joking I know it's bad I can hear it raining my bad what can I get
you hey welcome to Jim's Suites what can I get you give me a donut and a bottle
of coke yo somebody creeping out there behind you who's that creepin
yo be careful when you leave sir somebody creeping out there a donut and
I just want to pre-warn you these donuts. I've been sitting on the shelf for two straight weeks.
Viewer discretion is advised. Or whatever.
Eating discretion is advised.
There you go.
Will that be all?
Yep. Weather sucks right now.
And I hate being out late, especially with all these things going around the town.
Thanks.
Aren't you new here?
Uh, this is my uncle's shop. I'm just here for one night.
yeah well you ought to be careful there's a lot of weirdos around all right I appreciate you man
Finally, the actual person in the game said it, not just me!
Yo, W-Dibs, man, I swear!
Yo! That's Trudeau!
Don't worry, I already got six bodybuilders in the back. I'm good.
You didn't think that was funny?
Alright, man. Be careful out there.
It's raining!
Be careful out there! It's waning!
Do I continue sweeping now?
Yep, sweep sweep sweep!
Oh, I'm mopping my back.
There we go. Got it done.
Boom.
I just saw the doors open.
I just saw the doors open.
I just saw the doors open, I just saw the doors open.
Oh, it's a glitz, never mind.
When you look down, the doors appear open.
Yo, that scared me, dude.
All right, that's done.
Do I go, go put the mop back?
Boom.
Pick up the trash, I can do that.
one where the uh where trash can't be i came from one two
yo two for two on horror games tonight no joke well two for three because that first game was a little
you know boom another piece of trash right here boom
No, he's not.
Kitty must have stepped on the piano again.
She's trying to learn piano.
You gotta be kidding me.
Classic.
We're good everybody chill everybody relax it's okay
That looks like the dude I saw outside when bro was in here
You scared me kid.
What?
What did you just say?
Huh!
either buy some or get out that's your grandson grandpa what you doing you
floating is that your grandson sir you need to do something with him hey sir
welcome to Jim sweet's yo w voice acting man it is pretty nice
Jim well back in the day hard-working man. Yeah, he's a good man
You knew my uncle kids are annoying these days ain't they why'd you change the subject? But yeah
Yeah, what about something they want
Grandpa you but you better start killing people what's going on
What you what you talking about grandpa?
Have a nice night for all you know it could be your last.
I'm gonna leave grandpa a snap.
How you gonna come in here threatening me?
than me and you like bro turn off the lights that was easy money
oh it is super dark we're so dead I can't leave why can't I leave
Why can't I leave?
Oh, I can't now.
I can't see nothing out here.
Who is that?
I can't tell.
Hello?
Excuse me.
So sorry to bother you.
Haven't you seen a little boy around here about ten years old?
That idiot?
absolute disgusting mongrel? That filthy humonculus? Yeah, I saw. What about him?
My son, he's been gone a few hours. He was going out with friends, but he
should have been home by now. Well, here's the hope and it'll be a few
years and not just hours that kid is a disgusting loser calling me horrible
names I don't know like
there was a young boy who came in my store just for a closed up couldn't have
been more than 10
this late? God, it's really much way he went.
Nope.
Didn't see him.
Okay, okay. I need to call the police. Thank you. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Old man killed him. Check the old man killed him.
100% the old man killed him. I see a white van down here too. Oh my goodness, GG. 1024
him. Did my neighbor just come out of my house? Wait, no, that's the old man. Yo, you just
came out of my house. Yo, hold up. He just came out of my house. I bet he killed that
He didn't put him in my house to make me look like I did it.
Oh my goodness, no way.
Oh my goodness, there's actually no way.
No way.
He was in my house.
I knew it.
He just said, I need to hide this.
Dude, we're gonna go to jail!
What?
Call the cops!
Oh no, there's no way this dude's gonna actually go to jail for the rest of his life
because something got set up on him.
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
Dude, where's the mop?
Where's the mop?
That old man killed that kid and put him in my apartment and we're cleaning up the crime
scene.
Bro!
noise and smells from his apartment. Do you mind if you look around?
Dude, this don't sound crazy I swear. There was this old man at my uncle's
store down the road. He threatened to kill this little
kid. When I was coming into my apartment I
saw him walking out of my apartment and a body was in here.
Like you can...
I'm cooked.
I'll look.
You got a warrant or something?
Look man, we don't have time for this shit.
Just need to take a quick look to make sure nothing's going on.
We have to be extra cautious these days.
People are losing their kids.
Family members, I'll be quick.
Oh, my God.
I'm sure you're fine, you know. As he said, you take every report as you're serious now.
I'm glad y'all came in here. Y'all ain't gonna be the prosecutor. Y'all walked in my house without a warrant. Y'all that could, you can find that money. There's a body in the closet, big doll!
I mean, I'm sure you heard you understand, they've been all over the...
He just opened the door.
Oh my goodness.
Run forensics on it, bro, it wasn't me.
You gotta be kidding me, the old man's right there.
Oh my goodness, no way.
That was so good though. That was actually so good. The plot line was good and the ending was crazy.
That was, dude, those last two horror games were legitimately like goaded, bro.
It's like when you like there was no way you could explain that you know what I mean the plot twist is crazy
There was no way you could explain that dude
W voice acted game to that was actually a really good game like all the way through that was actually go to right there
right there. Dare I say Game of the Year? Say it with me, chat. Game of the Year, baby.
A great stream, chat. I love y'all, man. Hey! Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your
boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and of
course I appreciate y'all for this hanging out. Hey! Y'all have a good rest of y'all's
night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Love
tonight. Peace out y'all.