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I was telling y'all kiddie was on the table it keeps thundering outside so kiddie's tweaking kiddie was on the table
Dad got him streamed out last night, weather, weather's been straight slop, absolutely insane, disgusting.
I hate it.
Kid, come here.
Come here, kiddie.
I see a lot of people saying my wordle streak is going to come to an end.
You must not know who you're talking to, okay?
I went to start the stream, I see people in the chat, oh his wordle streak's in danger.
Oh wordle streak's over with.
Oh he cooked.
Oh lord.
The word's bad today.
You must not know who you're talking to, open ear.
You're talking to the world wizard, I tell you.
The world wizard, do not doubt me.
Do not doubt the world wizard.
You already know what time it is, though.
You already know.
Yeah.
The word is horrible today. Do not fret, young sprout.
For the word of the wizard, there's always a chance.
Send it.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Were you mad about string crashing last night?
Y'all know how mad I get when string crashes, yes.
I was absolutely furious, ran down the road, butt naked, it was raining, don't care.
Oh man, that's a good one right there.
I just brewed that one today.
Backroom with the five.
Oh man, yeah, that's a good one.
Woo!
Kid.
Yo!
What's going on?
Good challenge?
Good challenge?
Good challenge?
Good challenge?
Good challenge?
Good challenge?
Once more again, OTSTEN, the London ZN Lucifer XX, great jazz, wet W. Summers, man, appreciate
y'all purple hoodie.
I repeat, purple.
The streak's over today.
That's what y'all keep saying, man.
Watch y'all have a little bit of faith.
matter of fact, go ahead and put it in any mode.
matter of fact, go ahead and put it in any mode.
it's time.
oh, the streak's over.
why don't you have a little bit of faith
for once?
say them with the 5jj and grannies with the 10, thank you.
to be real bad if y'all are tweaking this bad about it though. Like it's got to be abominable snowman
type of bad if y'all are tweaking this bad over it but it have not mattered.
Hey, it have not mattered. Wordal warrior.
Okay, bet, Ferret, appreciate that, Ferret W, Ferret, I'll peep that, thank you.
Okay, so what y'all are telling me is I need to lock in.
Kitty.
Bro, kitty's sitting right here.
I can't really move my mouse.
Y'all know the drill.
Plead.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Y'all actually had the nerve to try to tell me
that this was gonna be bad, big dog.
I got two green beans off rip.
Hold up a minute!
Ha!
Ah!
Ooh.
Ooh, wait a minute.
pneumonia. Hold up just just a second here. We could have another trick situation.
Pah
Pah
Patty
No? No Patty, huh?
Am I getting follow bodied?
What's all them followers doing, bruh?
Yo, what is this?
Who follow by me? What are they follow what come from?
Not again.
Wait, take it out of email real quick. Don't say nothing though. I'm pretty sure.
Is something happened or is this followed by I got raided by who who rated
Cam your W can with the way thank you
appreciate that man. Thank you,
with the W. Thank you. Hey,
put that back. Emote real
quick. Hurry up. I'm trying to
rush y'all on that. Emote. Emote.
There we go. Let me get back at
it. Appreciate that. Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
This could be an issue here.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
This could be an issue here, Chad.
It could be.
This could be a big boy issue.
I don't underst- what do you mean?
Foo-ree-foo.
Ooh, this is a word, ain't it?
That's not a word?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
For real?
I just discovered a new word, I just pulled a rabbit out of the hat like crazy and it wasn't it.
Didn't get anything from it, you just hate to see. If that would have been it though,
y'all actually would have accused me of cheating. I don't even know what that word is.
Oh, my goodness. What, you know, what, like what, there's not many options of a letter
that comes after a P, like auth rip, you know what I mean?
Postal.
Postal.
Now.
Post.
Post.
Posey.
Posey.
I thought it was portal for a second. I thought I cracked the code. It can't be portal because there's no R or an L in it. I'm so stupid. It's unreal.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
What? What do you mean? This is getting ugly here. This is getting real ugly. There's
no eye. Petuitary.
What?
Yo, I don't need this Minecraft music in my ear right now, bro. I really don't.
I don't, bro. Please leave. Thank you.
Lord have mercy, man.
I don't know what to tell y'all, Chad, actually, I don't know what to tell y'all, Chad,
that actually probably is over here.
This doesn't make any sense.
The issue isn't the fact that there's an S in it.
The issue is the fact that the S doesn't go last.
And like what?
It's not like there's a million options
of something that follows up a P, bro.
Like there's a U and an N.
Wait, this is actually the craze they've ever seen.
Wait a minute.
One of these has to be a word.
Yeah.
Yeah, GG.
Like the thing is, like this is a situation where I should do a throwaway word, but I
I can't even muster a throwaway word within these parameters.
Wait, yes, I can, hold up.
It could be an absolute throwaway word here.
Okay.
Okay, hold up here.
I'm about to do an absolute throwaway word.
So let me go, well I could go A.
of these.
Passon.
Passac.
Passaf.
Pacific? That's what?
Passan?
Passaf?
Passac.
Passaxe?
Passas.
Okay.
Pee.
Pee sack.
Pee song.
Pee sack.
Pee song.
Pee song.
You know what GG it's either that or there is some unknown word where the S
go second and that would be a word that I've never heard which would turn into a guessing game.
I don't understand. I can't even, bro, you know it's bad when I can't even get a dad gum,
when I can't even get a throwaway word in.
This is insane.
I might have to concede.
Dude, I'm just trying to get information.
I'm about to do the most throwaway word of throwaway word that's ever existed.
No joke.
I'm about to do a throwaway word so unrelated.
It's like disrespectful even.
Wait a minute.
I'm about to do like the ultimate throwaway word. I'm dead serious. I'm
literally about to just make up a word that S goes in the middle of just to
make sure that the S goes third.
That can't even think of a word where the S goes third or I don't have to do that.
That is a word where the S goes second.
Esther.
The Esther second!
Well, that makes everything 10 times worse.
So it is boom, boom, blank, boom, blank.
Ha!
Wait, no, I'm an idiot.
Ow!
Pursuade.
Beat me to death.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
If I, if I do that, does that even count?
I might just say straight, I'm dead serious because the word that I don't know.
Yeah, there's actually, yeah, take it out of your mouth, there's actually no chance.
actually no chance. The word is blocked. Peace all. What?
I didn't cheat. I literally conceded. What is P Shaw? Worst word or word ever. Yeah.
That might actually be the worst word or word I've ever seen, Jack. That is unreal when
I just bear witness to. Hold on.
with the file.
Come.
Look how small the Google page is for it.
An interjection used to express irritation, contempt or disbelief. Yeah, that seems about right.
Pshaw. What? Pshaw. Pshaw. Pshaw. Pshaw. Pshaw.
Yeah, word of devs actually like y'all need to be investigated for this like I'm dead serious
Like you actually you actually need to be investigated for this this is unreal
This can't be legal
is this legal?
Be honest, did you get this today?
If you say yes, I know.
If you actually say yes that you got this today without cheating, I know your line.
I know you're lying. You actually got to be lying. Like there's no way you did. There's actually this
unreal. If I would have gotten this right, y'all actually would have like ran with the conspiracy
theory that I cheated World of Real. I did PSH is literally a common pattern like what?
It's not a common pattern, a five letter word, you absolute humunculus.
No, it's not.
Yeah, PSH is a pattern, but not the five letter word.
You act like there's a million different words that come from PSH that's five letters.
Yes, I got it in two.
My starting word is psych.
Okay, you're a cheater then. That is slap. Kitty. Everybody who said yes is
line, bro, I swear they line. They gotta be. There's only three words that start with PSH
in the English language, and it's absolutely insane that some absolute farm animal just
tried to say that it's a common word pattern. No, it's not.
Older people say shaw out loud. You need to hang out with more old people. I have
heard people you it this isn't even a word it's just a noise it shouldn't have
a actual spelling it's a noise it's not a word
if we're gonna make noises into words your wordle I got one for you
that's the same thing as peace all being a word it's really a random noise you
make into a word for no reason. How about that? How about that?
Wordle, if we're just making noises into words, for what?
This is what literally an outrage, man.
You know what else needs to be a word then?
How about we make that into a word?
not fart but like the actual spelling of the noise no not fart no no no we're
we're making up a spelling of a noise somebody makes
i actually can't believe yo who did that is there a name attached to whoever did
this one today
Yo, Tracy, I don't know what you were smoking when you did this, but you need to put it
down, buddy.
Unbelievable.
Relax. It's okay. No. No, it's not. It's not okay. You just needed to switch H and S and
you would have gotten, you know, listen here, Vanessa, when you don't know a word exists,
there's no way I could have known to swap the two. I could have saw the word P shaw in
in front of me and still not knowing it was a word.
That's the problem.
I never knew it existed to solve.
Midnight with the five, thank you.
If you don't know what it...
Pah!
Pah!
If you don't know something exists, you can't make an existence out of it.
Which means, if I didn't know that word existed, there was no universe where I could have sought
and thought it existed, because I didn't know it existed, right?
Yo Ernest with the 2000 bits. Hey Kace, man, my wife Lexie just got married. We watch
you every night and happy him for over two years. Yo W Ernest and Lexie chat chat chat
congratulations Ernest and Lexie man. Yo Frostbite with the 5000 bits. Hey Kace and
SOTI for almost two years now your streets make me laugh or in this ration just got my
first job and
lost another we lost another just got my first also wanted to give back and so
you might appreciate it for all that you've done in the funny stories don't
appreciate that frostbite it thank you w frostbite it for real thank you happy
birthday Bryson. Appreciate that Bryson. Thank you. You'll
appreciate that. I will lead W. will lead for real. Thank you.
W will leave man. Thank you.
Your shout out Taylor life and saw your priest H. Oh man, I'm so
angry. The anger, the anger within me could fuel a fire great
enough to power a nuclear reactor.
The anger
the anger within can't be contained. It can only be hoped, hopefully contained.
King princess with the five in case those shanties to get jobs with the five. Thank you.
Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it, huh? I don't think I asked.
are we doing good today? I told y'all, bro, last night, bro, I warned y'all at the start
of stream, I say, yo, if the stream goes off, it's because of the weather. It actually happened
and the weather's still bad, but hopefully we're good. Yo, shout out, Jake. Congratulations,
appreciate that Lucy. What are we doing today? Yo, you listen here, Leah. It ain't none
of your business. You just sit there and wait and find out. What are we doing today?
Who you mods? Get them out of here. What are we doing today? You gonna you gonna barge
jump in here like you own the place. Talk about what are we doing today? Who do you think you are, Leah?
No, I'm joking. That was a joke.
Chad, that was a joke.
Did y'all have a uh did y'all have a great day did y'all did you have a productive did
you have a productive day today did you do anything productive
No you did not.
You went to work.
I'm sure you did bud.
You ain't got no job.
No you did not.
If you call playing Rocket League all day productive, then yes.
Nobody calls that productive, buddy, unless you're a professional Rocket League player.
So, do we have any professional gamers in here, besides yours truly, of course?
Other than me, is there any professional gamers in here?
Cap.
Cap.
Y'all know y'all live.
Hey, y'all know y'all live.
Case what color nails should I paint my nails?
I have blue, red, green, yellow, pink, and sparkly pink.
Always go yellow.
Yellow is the best color ever.
That is the worst name I've ever read in my life,
but thank you for the five gift that I guessed.
I'm about to cut this stream off.
Great with the five, W, great with the five, thank you.
I'm gonna tell you, what I'm gonna tell you,
it wasn't unimportant.
Then why don't you wear it the color yellow because I get called the sun
Why is only time by India playing from somewhere in my room that I don't know of?
Where is that coming from?
Where is that coming from?
What?
Where could that possibly be coming from?
Why would there be a device in my room that plays only time by Inya?
What?
Kitty was in here walking around, but it still doesn't make sense.
It just ended.
Well Chad I just learned something new there is a device somewhere in this room that plays
in you only time and I don't know where it's located or where the noise is coming from
it's from a fan mail gift yeah but I don't see it that is that dude that's scary bro hello
Oh, kitty's still in here.
What is kitty doing?
Is she on to something?
Has kitty tracked a ghost?
Kitty.
She's like over here looking at something.
Kitty.
Oh, Lord, kitty, don't knock that down, please.
I can't believe that didn't fall over that is absolutely insane yeah kid he's on the on the hunt for something right now. I don't know what it is but she is on the hunt for something.
I cannot believe that didn't fall over. That is absolutely insane.
Yeah, kiddies on the on the hunt for something right now.
I don't know what it is, but she is on the hunt for something.
I thought you don't believe in ghosts. I don't.
Why would I?
Barry Dossberry with the five. Thank you and Abby with the five. Thank you. I
Thought about doing that
Barry Dossberry as well. Thank you
Yo willow with the thousand bits hey case of boyfriend's come back in deployment tomorrow, so I won't be able to watch string for a few days
What
Why
What do you mean you can't watch this I mean why?
Your boyfriend's coming back from deployment tomorrow.
Buddy, he can't?
Does he not, does he not, can he not, is he not allowed to watch something on the screen?
You act like you can't pull it up with him there.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You are forgiven.
Debunk chat.
I've debunked every ghost video ever.
Okay, so they opened up a Bucky's in Arizona near where I work. I'm gonna get turned into a human brisket if I go
Oh, are you gonna get turned into a human brisket if you go? Yeah
Also, my birthday was two months ago. Can I get a happy birthday?
Your birthday was two months ago, can you get a happy birthday? No
you know who else's birthday was two months ago? mine! how about you give me a happy birthday?
my birthday was two months ago. my birthday was on may nights. two months ago. how about you tell
me happy birthday viviana? your birthday was two months ago. can i get a happy birthday?
Yo Viviana, you done lost your mind up in here!
Happy late birthday, birthday Viviana. There you go.
My birthday was two months ago. Y'all think I'm making that up? Look.
my birthday was two months ago.
Can I get a happy birthday?
Thanks you said my name wrong, but appreciate it.
You know, you're on the verge of getting banned here, by the way.
You better watch that lip talking to me.
you better watch that lip talking to me.
You said it wrong but appreciated.
How else can you say Viviana?
Kaylee with the five gifted thank you Kaylee with the five gifted
Try to debunk this you can't and it's just a completely consumed link
Man
Okay, bit pre-sates you crate pre-sates you a taper
I'll keep that W. Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. Hey, case. I had a birthday last year. Can
I get a happy birthday? Okay. We're about to shut this whole operation down. Yo, Twitch
with the five. Thank you.
What is this?
Your birth month is the gaming season you have to survive in.
Oh man, I wish it was February.
Hey!
Hey buddy, look at me!
Look at me buddy, I'm in GTA!
Okay, well, we're not gonna get found first.
Breaking six necks.
Yo, what kind of slop is this?
See, that's why you ain't supposed to stroll in shorts.
Rod with the five.
Thank you.
Okay.
Six.
Six.
This dude is so based.
It's actually unreal.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, let me think about what I would probably put this at here.
I'd probably put this at like four.
Four?
Oh my goodness!
Dude's based, man!
Regular Funions?
I probably go five.
Can we count these as base funyons or can we count... wait, wait a minute.
Bro's just like me.
See how I said base funyons if we're saying base funyons F5, but if it's like the hot and spicy funyons, that's like round two.
Wait, can we count these as flame and hot or do they have to count as the base?
We got to count them as base fungions. I gotta put them in five.
Dude, this dude is so based. It's unreal.
Yes. Yeah, I regret putting those at five. This would have been at five.
What slot is left? Oh man. What slots are left? Gotta go three. I gotta put them in three then.
two that's worse than goldfish but unfortunately I'm forced to put them
into the force to what on this planet earth is that and why do they look good
I think I have had these since then and these are like beautifully good I'm
pretty sure I have had these since this video and those things are like insanely
good Nicole with the five thank you man this dude's base man I hope he makes it
one day
just wait what did you go was the case video that did you see I threw a grenade
yeah I saw that you killed you and everything else with a mile of you that
was great yeah
Did you see I threw a grenade
Well, I've never seen this
Okay, that is absolutely disgusting. Thank you for the five gifted
Yeah, I saw that you killed you and everything else with it a mile of you. That was great. Yeah
Yo, how have I never seen
How have I never seen this yo you know if Charlie's laughing at something that's funny
bruh if you get charlie to laugh at something bro that's
that was great yeah
no i didn't uh damn this fucking rats have done it again did you see i threw a grenade bro that
is crazy yeah i saw that you killed you and everything else with a mile of you that was great
yeah what are these guys
I'll give 25
Man, where's the case on food?
Why ain't that video?
5 or Gatorade
I have never had this in my life
So I'm gonna have to go Gatorade
Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Pepsi, this dude is so bad!
Sorry, chat you can hate me if you want to
But I'm taking Pepsi over coke, sorry
I hate both of them, but if I had to I'd go Sprite.
They are both disgustingly mean, sorry, but I'll take Sprite I guess.
Yo, this dude right here, I hope this dude wins like an award one day.
This dude right here, bro, this is the most bass streamer I've ever seen in my life, man.
Dr. Pepper or Root Beer?
Dr. Pepper, ain't nobody drinking no Root Beer.
Dr. Pepper, what?
Orange Crush or Orange Sand?
Never had either of them.
I don't think I've ever had this, so I'm gonna have to say Fancel.
Five subs when K starts with the five gifted.
Okay.
Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?
Diet Pepsi, get out of here.
D***a, that's, he's sorry, man.
He's just, this dude is like, I do.
This dude is overhated.
It's overhated.
Oh my, what a beautiful soul this guy is.
Monster energy or red gold?
Game or subs?
If I had to choose between the two, I'd get the sugar-free monsters, those are good.
Orange Sunkist or Sunny D?
S*** Sunny D on there.
Sunny D is undefeated.
That's not even a comparison.
7-Up or Pacific Co...
Pacific Co-Look-a-Precise!
Sunson!
Capri son what you talking about I could suck down a tin pack like it ain't no
me too cherry coke or vanilla coke cherry on the cloud yo chat who is this
dude
yo y'all need to quit watching me and go watch this dude this dude is unreal this
dude has the this dude this dude has the best takes I've ever seen oh bro
We I'm gonna break this guy's ankle
I'm gonna break this guy's ankles. I'm gonna fuck him up
Oh my goodness
Get him. Oh shit, I'm stuck. Oh, do this reminds me that one time we was playing that one dude was running away.
Juke and that guy and he busted a midair splits. Y'all remember that?
Pro's do scroll in that. Yeah, I literally never scroll YouTube sorts.
This is like the first time you're witnessing a first time event for me.
This is weird. It don't even feel right.
Oh my goodness, he's cooking them!
Oh shit!
I'ma break this guy's ankles.
Alexa, disable gravity.
Pikachu is primarily what color?
Red, yellow, green, blue.
I don't know any of these.
Is this dude serious?
And so I'd like to go ahead and ask the experts.
That's B, it's yellow.
Okay, there's no question in your mind.
You're sure one-
Don't ask me again.
Okay.
Ah!
Yo, is that real?
What did that actually happen?
You can't blame the dude though you are first off how do you not know bro I don't even like
Pokemon and I know what color Pikachu is I can't blame the dude brah red yellow green
I don't know any of these and so I'd like to go ahead and ask the experts.
That's B. It's yellow.
There's no question in your mind.
Your share wants to-
Don't ask me again!
Dude!
Dude, that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
That's the best thing I've ever seen.
Ask the experts.
That's B. It's yellow.
There's no question in your mind you're you're sure
Yo about to pass out yo that is funny bro
That is fun
Yo five sirs with the five thank you bro
I found the winter dineric brands and look at-
where can I download this mod and is the one available in Resident Evil 5 can
make it this is the lowest quality clip I've actually ever seen in my life I
look like I literally look like a folk tale I literally look like a folk tale I
I can make it
Patrick Patrick go where's the music?
I'm doing this game
Ten pounds down where is the music?
You can hear the metal cop just like like catering around on the table, bro, you make
it. Donald's fries. Oh, this dude's paste. McDonald's fries. I don't care what you put down here.
Oh, Wendy's fries. Yeah, that's easy, bro. Buddy, you should have put anything above Wendy's fries,
not a selected that. Wendy's fries are some of the worst things you can ever eat.
You know what's crazy, bro's right, man.
The weakest the absolute weakest part of Wendy's is their French fries if Wendy's
like I'm actually losing my voice it's bad yo if Wendy's were to switch to like a Burger King fry
Wendy's would actually be like on top no joke do Burger King fries would fit the vibe of Wendy's
so good bro I swear true but they're edible now they're edible but they are
the weakest part of Wendy's man catch up for barbecue sauce
barbecue sauce messes with my stuff I can't do barfax make my tongue
this deserted island oh or let me guess follow and like the next person that
Subscribes live on this deserted island all alone with your third at after you hit share and more
Or live with the first person that yo this dude right here has got a future in this business man
Click share
Or mango juice or juice juice what what?
Or scrambled eggs they're both mid
you know what I still I still agree with this scrambled eggs on their own it's
like the most off-putting thing you could ever eat if you don't have anything
with scrambled eggs it's like it's like it feels like you're eating like
somebody's brain or something like no joke scrambled eggs on their own is like
it's so off-putting man it's weird it's actually weird like you need like a piece
the toast or like like some kind of something with it but the lesser of the
mid is scrambled eggs chicken Alfredo there's nothing there is nothing yo there
is absolutely calm down here buster nothing that you can put under this don't
speak to say now buster eat that unless it's shrimp Alfredo or a spike I speak
There's no way there's no wax 66% spaghetti
There is so many
Dude, there's so much of like
videos
That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five
I agree with that that's six I never had that I set it up we're putting that at seven or six
I mean this was before the cursed number days by the way that's crazy this was before the cursed
number games or days. That's good. That diet drinks for like number two.
Pansy is a solid three. Fight me. What? This dude fell off. Fight me.
Five. Disgust. Okay. He's got me back. He's got me back here.
Ooh, that's that's okay. So we put diet coke in number three. I hope he puts this in like
number two. Number two. Oh my goodness man. Just when I thought he lost me he reels me back in.
This dude's crazy man. I'm putting that thing back here.
Before going to the last subscriber count you see the top.
Is this a real thing? No! Yeah, anybody drinking that?
Who remembers Diet Shasta to cover you?
Uh, prime, or Gatorade?
Oh, oh, oh, this is the other one.
So we got somebody upload YouTube shorts, his name is KSOS Orbit 60.
Oh wait, this is new, the Christmas tree is back there.
Go one year without cutting your hair, or go two years without cutting your nails.
Stupid questions.
I mean, I would, I've, yeah, I would rather, who would rather, who would not, who, why
sat here and did this for an hour straight, unlike compilations of me with my buddy Wink
like a month ago where I was getting nails, because I was glazed and I was like, yo, this
dude is insanely based it's red what's you talking about the last question did
you get the wordle let me tell you something no I did not get the wordle
you want to know why I did not get the wordle because it was the dumbest most
disgusting slop I have ever seen in my life twitch with the five he's y'all
wait what do I come to you too for oh yeah I was gonna do a debunker what is
This thumbnail's got me hooked, bro. Look at this.
K-Sold Perfect Time. Oh!
Pick one food to eat forever.
KFC or Mickey D's for the rest of my living and breathing wife?
It is what it is as much as I hate on Mickey D's if I have to choose one or the other to eat for the rest of my entire life, you just bro you ain't got nothing but some chicken action over here at KFC at least over here at McDonald's you got like some burgers and some fish KFC ain't nothing but a chicken store.
Gummy shark or chocolate cake. These are so this one's so specific. I'm not a feeling. This is a plug
This is an undisclosed ad so I'm skipping this one
You should have put a hashtag ad beside this question
Oh, man, you know, chat, y'all need to relax a little bit.
You're saying something that you're going to regret.
You're actually, y'all are actively ruining your own life right now by saying Capri Sun.
Dog, you can, you can get other stuff that tastes just like Capri Sun.
You can get Hawaiian punch or just straight up Kool-Aid.
You can't get another apple juice, man.
You have to go apple juice.
And if you want something like a Capri Sun,
you would just get like fruit juice
or like Kool-Aid or something.
You got to go apple juice for the rest of your life.
You're tripping.
It's apple juice.
What you mean?
You can go get some Kool-Aid.
Like bro, what?
Talkies or Doritos?
I mean, big dog.
Doritos are so gapped right here.
It's not even funny.
like base Doritos versus Takis?
Oh, it's Gap!
Takis, man, what you told them?
["Gap"]
Again, Gap, not even same universe.
Star patch, kids.
What?
["Gap"]
Orion pizza or cheese pizza for the rest of my life.
big dog. I haven't had a Hawaiian pizza leading up to my life to this cheese pizza man. Good
night. I'm about to make a whole lot of people angry and I'm just here to say it right now.
I don't care man. I don't care. I actually do not care. You can get mad. You can, hey,
better get your your binky ready and your and your pacifier ready because you about to be crying
i'll care what y'all say i'm a grown man a top of the line crinkle cut fry is better than the top
of the line curly fry i actually do not bro if you get a top of the line crinkle cut versus the
top of the line curly bro you're just say you're five years old if you disagree up in here i'm dead
serious. A good crinkle cut fry is just simply better. Straight up. The curling, the carpet
pass out. I need to, I need to relax for a second. My heart just skipped like two beats
in a row about to die. But I'm dead serious. I'm actually dead serious right now. I'm
I'm like dead serious.
Peak for peak, pinnacle for pinnacle.
Like you just got the curly fries
from the best curly fry spot in the world.
And you just got the best crinkle cut fries
from the best crinkle cut fries in the world.
Your crinkle cuts better, but that's true.
Straight up and get mad if you want to, buddy.
I could kill the rest of my life
without evilities, to be honest.
But I go strawberry banana.
What'd you just say?
Oh, nevermind, I thought you said something bad.
You just about to get cooked.
Cheesy or spicy, what?
what is this? What is this here?
Tioko Baki? I don't know what Tioko Baki is, but I would probably prefer spicy.
I don't know what Tioko Baki is. I'd probably prefer spicy.
I
Fun fitty
I do that fun fitty action looks good. I'm sorry bro that fun fitty looks oh my goodness that looks good. Wow
I have no idea what's going on over here. That looks nasty. I'm going with Kinder. I don't know what all that green action is. You better get out my face with that.
Hot Honey Chicken or just KFC, what do you mean?
Does KFC not have a hot honey option?
And I also have never had a hot honey chicken.
People say it's good though.
Hot Honey?
actually be good chat hot honey hot honey but y'all's vote is y'all's vote y'all
saying hot honey I personally have never had a hot honey I gotta go KFC
I only have one hot honey and his name is Chris Redfield.
That's the only hot honey I've ever had.
Fish taco's are going!
No joke.
I don't care what nobody says.
Give me a fish taco over a beef taco if it's...
We're talking...
I gotta quit.
I'm asking for like a mother die.
Anyway, point remains, peak for peak, best for best versions of both, a fish tacos better.
You can go argue with my right butt cheek.
You gotta be messed up.
I've never had that over there, I'm gonna have to go American Corndog.
You tripping for putting all that other stuff, like the mustard and the ketchup on it though.
I've had some good cookie dough ice cream, bro.
I've had some good cookie dough ice cream, but bro, cookies and cream just can't beat
it, man.
I would literally have, yeah, no, weekends.
I would rather some terrible stuff happen to me
than eat some goldfish, get out of here.
I'd rather, un-Ironically, un-Ironically,
right after a weekend.
You gotta get us some goldfish for the Swiss.
Oh, hashtag ad, bud.
Hello, this is a ad.
I don't know what a frap is, but it looked good.
I'm gonna go to that.
I missed I've had this conversation.
This is probably the most had conversation
that I have had on this channel.
And it will never change.
Pancakes always will clear waffles, don't care.
Kobe.
I don't oh my goodness Biskoff is so good. Oh my good. Yo Biskoff is actually so good
bro. Yo have y'all ever had the Biskoff bro? I like some Biskoff. I'm going Biskoff. I
I don't even like to tell it for real.
So this is obviously a fish fillet sandwich from McDonald's
and a cheeseburger from McDonald's.
Give me the fish fillet every day of the week.
Every day of the week, give me the fish fillet.
You know what the main problem
with the fish fillet from McDonald's is,
they cut the slice of cheese in half on the fish fillet.
It's quite ridiculous.
Peanut butter!
That's tough, man, because I've had both great.
Preferably have y'all ever I don't like the slippery mac and cheese. I prefer the mac and cheese with the breadcrumbs on top but slippery mac and slippery mac and cheese fine.
Now if there was an option here with mac and cheese with breadcrumbs and like if it was breadcrumbs breadcrumbs versus slippery.
But like here's the thing though at its core the bake is the same as what's over there.
The only difference is the top layer it's the lid.
The lid is the only difference at its core if you get past the lid of the bake it's pretty
much the same as over there.
You know what?
Give me creamy, bro.
Pause.
S'mores, yeah, S'mores, yeah, got it.
Not even close, not even close to me.
Where would you, kiddie with five?
You know, if there was like somebody that had like a B-52 bomber about to drop a bomb on me and they said,
you have to choose one salad to eat or you die, I would unironically go Caesar salad.
Caesar salads really ain't that bad.
They're really not that bad.
Bad Caesar salads are actually something I wouldn't be like oh, there's a Caesar salad here. I'll get that
So oh
not only are sour skillers skills
am I having a stroke?
not only are sour skills better here sour skills is a top top three candy
in general of all time straight up
Oh my goodness. I love egg drop soup. Oh my goodness. Have y'all had egg drop soup for
at these restaurants.
Bro, I'd go in there, I'd get me, oh man.
That's something I'm gonna make in my cauldron when I get it.
I'm gonna make a gigantic 30 gallon cauldron
of egg drop soup.
Spicy, get out of here.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, my goodness, the top of their class competing against each other.
These are unironically the best two donuts that you could possibly get.
Like this is, this is like Michael Jordan versus LeBron James one on one.
This is like the two top, top, top facing off here.
That's, I don't think I've ever been faced with this.
There's a lot to unpack here. There's a lot of experiences. There's a lot of like 3 a.m.
I'm hungry. Let me go to the gas station. They got a bag of powdered doughnuts in there.
like a fresh like we're talking fresh glazed donut straight out the donut shop like they
just killed the donut in the back and brought it up front and prepared it might have to
go glazed. No joke. Might have to go glazed, bro. What y'all voting? Wow. That's not even close.
Bro, that's not even close.
What do you call drop? I'm actually like on death's door here.
I'll go glaze, but it's not to be understated that on any giving day
Powdered could slide into the number one spot like I'm dead serious
Like any given day
Did you know what I don't think that polls close enough
close enough.
But again, as far as donuts go, that's the top two, bro.
Nut Nuffs competes ever. Never.
White chocolate, get out of here.
Chocolate Cheeto.
No.
No.
Blueberry.
Croissant Sandwich or Turkey Club.
Can I take the maters off of it?
If I can take the maters off, give me the turkey club.
I've never had either of these, so I'm going to go off pure visual here.
I've never had either.
I'm going to go off pure visual.
And if I'm going off pure visual, I'm going cheek and curry, I guess.
hashtag ad sponsored by Oreo like hello chocolate strawberry black horse i guess that don't that
That blueberry lemon don't look good.
So we're talking stand alone.
Like if we're going like stand alone,
absolutely by their selves,
it's just egg for egg on its own on a plate.
Give me the boiled eggs instead.
Straight up, they're less off-putting than a scramble.
I'd rather have like a handful of boiled eggs
eat them. They're not like
like I told y'all we just had
like I told y'all we just had
this conversation like 15, 20
minutes ago. Bro, just
scrambled eggs by theirself
is bro. It feels like you're
eating like
like scurvy.
like scurvy.
like scurvy.
What are we talking about?
Wait, straight up milk for milk?
Chocolate milk.
Wait, straight up milk for milk?
What I look like to drink a cup of regular milk. Meatloaf. Meatloaf holiday.
First off, that's not a McDonald's chicken sandwich. That looks more like a Burger King chicken sandwich. So this is immediately like a stupid question because that there's in no world that that's a McDonald's chicken sandwich. That doesn't even look like McDonald's.
like McDonald's doesn't put CSV seeds on the McChicken's call.
Kitty with the T-N-W Kitty with the T-N.
But I'm going McDonald's because I said this before Popeye's chicken sound is too thick.
Pete!
I'm going to give me some sushi tomorrow. I swear I am.
California roll my absolute beloved.
I've got to go drag and roll over here.
because there's just more going on with it but like, yeah, drag a roll.
But I love you California roll.
Oh, it's fake. Okay, never mind.
I was like because I only saw the talkies one. I'm like, yo, is this real? Then I look over and see a tied pod
Pop tart. I'm like, oh, yo, uh, video makers, why did you just randomly decide to troll this video was good?
was good. Me and my buddy Link a couple years ago got every single water brand. Actually,
it was his idea. He called me one day. He said, yo, I got something really stupid planned.
to my house real quick. I said okay. He said don't ask any questions and don't knock when
you get here just walk into the house. I said I bet. I pulled up to his house. He has waterfall
and ocean noises playing on a loudspeaker. And I walk into his kitchen and he has every
single bottle of water brand he could find with him like a 20 mile radius laid out and
He had a piece of paper and a blindfold.
And he said, we're gonna go through
and we're gonna blind taste test every single water
that I could possibly find.
And you won't believe this.
Evian was the top rated.
Evian actually was the top rated one.
Crystal geyser, crystal geyser.
I don't even think he put Crystal Geyser in there
because he already knew we both big Crystal Geyser fans
but Evian actually came out on top.
This is notice is not a sponsor.
Cheesy garlic, are you serious?
This is the dad. I've never had either of these. I would I would preferably probably go mango though.
Swiss anybody you know blue cheese get out of here what you talking about.
I
Guess if I had to I go meatball here those both
But the lead the lesser nasty one looks like the meatball that tuna sandwich look like just a bunch of booty meat on it that looks nasty
Strawberry I'm sorry. No milkshake Oreo
Berry mixed berry get out of here. Let's be real here mix berry like seriously dude
Ain't no way all your top awesome
Like, oh, just toast?
Butter?
There's literally a term.
Oh, that's his bread and butter.
Dog, what?
You lost me at the word tomato.
Jeez.
You know it looks nasty, too.
Strawberry. Strawberry.
There really ain't nothing like an ice cream cone, man. There really ain't. There really
is nothing like an ice cream cone, dude. Like whoever made ice cream cones, dog.
I'm going to go with the
Biscoff. Good. But I gotta go
vanilla bean on it.
Strawberry cheesecake. You already
know that strawberry cheesecake
my mom made when we did that
Strawberry cheesecake.
He did the thing.
My voice messed up too and I still hit that wedge is get out here.
Did you see your son to put a baked potato against a tater wedge?
You need a wedgie for that. What you talking about? You don't lost your mind.
A baked potato vs. potato wedge.
Oh my goodness man! Oh my goodness! I do funnel cake dude!
I swear, I swear a funnel cake is one of the best human experiences you could legitimately ever have.
I mean this with a passion, bro. A regular funnel cake is legitimately one of the best human experience.
If you go to a fair, like say you go to a fair and you get a funnel cake, a funnel cake is actually, it should be illegal how good it is.
Funnel cakes cannot be overstated how good a funnel cake is. It is truly ridiculous.
Like, if you've, I'm dead serious, I'm actually dead serious Chad. If you've never had a funnel cake, next time you have like a town fair or a county fair, you need to go even if it's just for the funnel cake.
Well, I'm dead serious, it'll change your life.
A good hot funnel cake straight out the place, I'm telling you.
There was nothing like, I don't know what else to say.
I kid, there's nothing else I can say to y'all.
There's actually nothing else I can say
that could I could possibly convince you more
to go get a funnel cake.
If you want your life changed for the better,
get a funnel cake at the quickest convenience.
That's all I can say.
I've never met a single person in my life that didn't like a funnel cake.
I feel it.
Scream.
Last time y'all said somebody do body had some like lettuce in it.
Sunday.
Hashtag ad bud. Hello Taco Bell clear so get out of here.
I don't understand why y'all got to put maters on everything can you stop putting maters
on everything like please stop both of these would look good actually y'all that one on
the right would look good because it's got olives I can't stand olives but this one
on the left over here if there was no maters on it would look so good but I'm a go beef
I just I just flicked the tomatoes off of it like oh man, there's another family sitting at this other table
I'm gonna start flicking tomatoes at them.
Oh my goodness dude.
Bro.
There was one thing when my granny used to babysit me when I was a kid.
For some reason, neither.
You are on drugs.
Spinach dip is one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life.
I am actually dead serious.
Do not let it look, it's look for you.
I know it looks and sounds nasty like a creamy spinach dip.
disgusting. It looks nasty. It is if you get some tostitos, Frito lay scoops. I don't say
tostitos and Fritos lay. I don't even make no sense. But if you get some like Fritos scoops
with some spinach dip, every time my granny used to babysit me when I was a kid for some reason,
she always had a can of spinach dip and some Fritos. And I was like, granny, this is the best
thing ever and she kept them over there for me and like it's been a while since I've had some but
I I need oh my goodness spinach dip is so good man I'm serious don't let it fool you
it don't even taste like spinach chat it just tastes good I can't if you can't be convinced by me
saying that you know how bad I hate my greens bro spinach dip is beautiful man it's so good I swear
where I can eat a whole jar of it, like the big jar too.
Honey garlic don't even sound good.
Spicy co-ing in.
What is a food, dude, French fry?
Chad, what is that?
Yeah, what is that over there was voodoo?
Cajun cheat.
Yeah, give me voodoo.
Speaking of these real quick, why not that?
Who remembers when Wendy's had ghost pepper fries?
does anybody remember dog for a while there bro Wendy's had these ghost pepper
fries dude dog dip them things was good like good for real
Taco Bell get out of here
I've never had I don't know what cake pop I've never had a cake pop but that red velvet
cake pop over there looks like insanely good. Wow that looks good. Give me a rare
burger.
What is Alanino? What is that?
I have never in my life seen a
Alanino drink.
Wendy's ghost pepper stuff was
the only reason I went to
Wendy's. I gotta bring it back.
Dude, that ghost pepper burger
they have. Dude, or was it a
chicken salad? I remember it was
good too.
I guess I guess Red Bull. I've
This is not fair. This really ain't fair, man. Actually, yes, it is because Taco Bell,
uh, what do they call it again? Nacho fries? Even without the cheese are still better.
Taco Bell Nacho fries, but come on. Yo, that's actually such a shame to these other fast food
restaurants Taco Bell which don't even specialize in food like that literally
released french fries better than 90% of the market bro can y'all step y'all's
game up you got Taco Bell out here out french fry on y'all Wendy's yeah I'm
talking to you Wendy's you let Taco Bell swing through and out french fry you
man you've been making french fries for 50 years and Taco Bell pops out with
better for eyes. I have 50 years to get it right. I don't understand.
All star with the five. Thank you.
Regular.
I'm pretty sure that first off this doesn't exist in second off that it does
exist. Nobody's ever purchased it by the way. There's no way.
The problem with juicy fruit is it don't last long enough like if you get a stick of
juicy fruit gum the flavors gone and no joke 30 seconds are the best actually
so that being said give me the Mentos give me the Mentos
That was actually that was that was a good uh food video there that was actually like a uh
a diamond in the rough type video thank you for that that was actually i like that one right there
I
Wait 35 minutes ago, I just turned a sub 10 minute video into like a 40 minute video. Yo, I'm I got something wrong with me, bro
Yo, I got something wrong with me
Yo, this channel's wait, I'm putting this channel in the bag. What's the name of this channel spicy peaches? I'm keeping this man a bag
Yo, they look like they got some bangers wait, I might have discovered another one
I'm keeping that channel in the bag bro. Hold up. That was actually a good one right there
Spooky video. I got sidetracked. I'll do a debunker tomorrow
But now you know what time it is
Now you know what time it is, buddy.
Of course you do.
The wordal today?
The wordal today was P-S-A-W.
P-S-H-A-W.
No, I did not get it.
conceded at the end and I said yo chat what is it and all these goobers came
out of nowhere they came out the bushes
peace all peace all peace all
I'm like what?
pee pee lol pee peace all peace all peace all you said pee pee tall people you said
peace law peace law peace law and I typed it in and it was the word so
chat do we even consider that the streak broken can we even can we even consider that the world
streak broken man like come on man like dude yeah i mean i didn't get it whatever but still y'all
y'all know that bro that that was crazy man that was actually y'all know that
was crazy don't don't lie that was ridiculous to say the least spooky time
oh this full game came out check it when we played two different demos for this
game right here and it was good full games out just seen it on steam today
day buddy you best get you a dypey on bubba this devs got some bangers I played
two different demos to this game and that we're both really good
I'll get you a diaper, old Jack.
Because it is spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
Spooky!
You're going to pay your back to your God!
Come on, kill me!
Kill me!
Listen to me.
Don't you run, kiddie.
Kiddie, calm me.
Don't you run, kiddie.
She's just laying on the floor, Chad.
Quickie, kitty, quickie.
Can you do it quick?
W Kitty in the build.
Looky.
Twisty.
Looky can see you're in the back.
A brief glimpse.
A brief glimpse.
Look at that.
A brief glimpse.
W Kitty.
I think she knows that she gets put in front of camera when she comes in the streaming room.
because she acts like she don't want to be up here but like bro when I'm in my
like bedroom or something playing the game she just jump up on my mouse pad and
just lay there on her back and just sit there like this while I'm in like the
middle of a game I'm like kitty I'm like kitty what you do
what she's over there about her boxes
I'm thinking you see her she's literally she just swatted it something unknown she just like swung her hand at something I don't know what it was.
Where'd she go? She took off.
Anyway, get you a dypey on, Buster Kitty with the five, thank you.
Uh, hey, K. Sir, I just graduated with my B. A. in animal science, where I specialize
in e-e-e-queen development and training.
My last year was especially difficult as my grandma passed away suddenly, but your stream
is helping me get through it.
Thank you for always putting a smile on everyone's face.
Please wish me luck on a job hunt as a trainer.
and also please get a shout out to my dog, Kujo's birthday today.
Y'all, it's happy birthday, Kujo, and congratulations, Asteria.
Thank you, W Asteria.
Thank you, W Asteria.
Anyway, get you a diaper on, Chad, because it's spooky time.
Name of this game is Flash and Die by Atmopixel.
Every game this devs ever made has been a banger.
Chat type one if you were here
when we played the two demos to this game.
This game had two demos, both of them were good.
So I think the actual game itself should also be good.
You know what I mean?
Lock in is spooky time.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they put me in the demo.
I think it might have been actually a picture of Kitty in the demo.
Kitty?
Oh, no, she's tweaking.
She's the one that's tweaking moves.
Kitty.
Yes, she's messing with stuff.
I guess I'll keep the thing going.
Congratulations, the thing nerds.
I'll give you a quick recap back when we played the demo pretty much what this game is if I remember right from the demo our job is to take pictures of houses that are going to go for sale so we have to go in and take pictures of the houses and we have to do it at night because it's a scary game.
because it's a scary game so yeah let's see what we got first remote trailer
Asheville outskirts Airwreath built 2001 compact trailer house asking prices at
84 bands for that little trailer by the way Lord have mercy we are cooked
84 bands for that little trailer that's unreal maybe it's on like maybe it's on
like five acres of land
What else do we got?
Oh, okay.
Oh, man, there's a lot of...
Oh, these look scary.
High school?
Oh, high-saving.
I'm stupid.
Oh, yeah, he's gonna be creepy.
Locking, we start off with the trailer.
Giddy with the five, thank you.
Love the streams, bro. Keep it up.
get them out of here. talking down to me like that. You don't have lost your mind.
Not playing. I appreciate that. Thank you. That was a joke. Thank you.
I appreciate you. That was a joke. Thank you. Anyway, lock in. This is war.
This is lore chat.
Two years ago I dropped out of high school because my business was doing better than I ever imagined.
Bro got motion, Bro dropped out of high school because his business was doing good.
For a while I thought I made it, then everything fell apart.
Well you hate to hear that.
Big dog, I'm not gonna lie, there was a time in my life where if I had $139, that was a good day.
Bro said he ain't doing good, big dog. What?
Who is Cody?
Hello?
I think I just found us a chill little side job.
It's voice acting.
Oh yeah, what is it?
Some real estate agency needs people to take night photos of their listings.
Night photos, that's unusual.
Yeah, they said it's to make the listings look a little more unique.
Thanks. Turn off the music, big dog. You think that's my music?
That's in the game.
Also, it looks all warm and lit up.
Exactly. Cozy lights, quiet streets. That kind of vibe.
Not gonna watch that, getting a job, taking pictures of houses at night.
Sounds like a, sounds like a fine, like for real.
Sounds easy enough to they pay per listing?
Yeah, pretty decent rate too.
All right, count me in.
We ain't gonna ask the rate, buddy.
What?
Gigi.
I think I remember this little trailer from the, oh my goodness,
I'm leaked, that's my real phone number, Gigi.
I
Think I remember this trailer from one of the demos
All right, read the documents prefire the sensitivity perfectly, you know, this is kind of cozy look for 80 84k
I don't know about all that
Let me read the documents. This is what I'm dropping
All right, what do we got
From totally safe homes calm yeah, that sounds that sounds safe
Big frosty with the five
Hi there. Thanks for helping with this job. Your task is simple
Caps are all required photos from the provided shot list. Kobe said you should already have the front board key. Good luck from John
We got instructions
Camera user manual
Thank you for purchasing our camera f 120
We'll see you in court
What you think this is a Ford F-150?
Yeah, Ford will see you in court, bud.
Before operating the camera, familiarize yourself
with the default configuration.
Right click is to equip.
Left click is to take a photo.
Tab is the gallery.
Zoom.
Seems easy enough.
Oh, yeah, this job about to be easy.
Nothing in the gallery.
Imagine just my butt cheek pictures was in here.
Glad I deleted them first.
All right.
All right, let's get a front view shot
at the house real quick.
We gotta take this job serious.
Let me get my car out of the way.
Boom, that looks good right there.
Send it.
Clean.
That's a check, that's a good photo, man.
This house is gonna sell in no time
because of my photos 715 2026 1103 p.m. That is exactly what time it is and right now
GG. It has the exact real life date and real lifetime of right now. That's crazy. Alright.
this photo. You can complete the remaining photos in any order.
All right, let's see what we got.
They want me to do the outdoor seating.
Let me get a photo of the outdoor seating real quick.
That looks pretty good.
Where's the fire pit?
Oh, let me get the fire pit in there.
There we go.
Chat, is it just really these photos
kind of ominous looking?
Like imagine I took that photo of somebody
I'm just standing right there.
Let me go take a look at the backyard.
Is this the whole property for 84K?
I got to disagree with that.
I got to disagree with that.
All right.
Wait, it's cozy.
Wait, it's cozy.
You know what? I might buy this place.
I'm gonna call my boss and be like,
Yo boss, we ain't gotta worry about the pictures.
I'm just gonna buy it.
I was gonna throw it over the kitchen.
Oh, I gotta take the trash out.
That's my job.
What?
All right, here we go.
Get everything in there.
It's kind of a mid angle.
What about this?
Ah, come on, man.
What about this right here?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm yeah. I'm messing with that right there.
Spook up. Clean. Yeah, this house will sell in no time. So we have these three pictures.
Yes, terrible angles, but do you come in here and tell me what better angle I could get
from this from the kitchen?
All right, let's get a picture of the bedroom here.
See now this angle, I'm about to do some straight finesse and to get a better angle.
I'm going to take a picture from the window to get a better angle.
Look at this.
Never mind, you can't do that.
also look pretty creepy. Okay, this is just gonna have to work right here. Send it.
I'm rocking with it. I'm rocking with that. Not the whole lot.
Chat 84k, you living in here?
All right, bathroom.
I
Want to get the sink in there too, but it's not required
There's really no good way to get the sink in it
Let me just take it from this angle right here with a little bit of sink
Little bit of sink action in it. Oh my goodness. They need to give me a raise right now. That is such a good picture, man. Wow
All right, that was a quick
first job
Let me make sure all my pictures are in order before we leave.
Bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, outdoor, front of the house, we're good to go.
Are we lagging?
Bro, don't play with me, man.
I
Saw like four or five people start timing it y'all can't see it, but I can
Bro, no don't play with me it just crashed last night
Uh-uh, it's funny sometimes when it's been like a month since the string crashed the hood lag
I'm like what not when it just crashed last night. Don't play with me. It's a sensitive topic right now
We good
Try baloney real quick.
Oh, yeah, we do it.
Alright.
First job is done.
Let's get out of here.
I still wonder what I'm getting paid for this, by the way.
What's the first thing I'm gonna buy with this new job?
Should I get a new car, Chad?
I'm gonna buy me a lionbow, good hoops!
That is crazy, I did not intentionally take exactly that much time.
That is actually insane.
What are the odds of that?
Alright, five or five?
I don't know what unknown means, what does that mean?
job number they will 309,000 dollars for this house
I don't know how to do that
built 1994 two-story family home with carport 1990 1994 300k this better be
sitting on like 10 acres buddy.
My fault.
Bro, my fault man!
Wait a minute, Ironbark Avenue?
Yep, GG, we're good.
My fault. My fault. All right, let's get it. Second job.
Wait, wait a minute. It might be worth 300 here.
Wait a minute. Big private driveway. Hold the phone here.
Hi there, Coby said you're moving on to another listing, glad to hear it, looking forward
to seeing the full set of photos when you're done.
Oh and one more thing, check your photos in the gallery now and then sometimes they don't
look quite the way you remember taking them.
GG. Good luck from John. Okay, now this crib is not worth 300k. Well, actually, in today's
Market 300k might be a decently fair price for this. It's got a big giant private driveway. It looks like
Yeah
But I think this is
Why is there a cemetery in the back what is this like a garden
Huh all right
That'd be 500k where I live. Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but in today's age
I actually think 300k for this place is like not bad at all
All right, let's get a front view here
Can we get like a better angle?
That's kind of me, though.
Whoa.
Right there.
Right there.
That's a good one.
Makes the house look, you know, like a house.
can be rechecking he said the photos might not be the same as you took them
so all right there's one photo done we've got to get the entryway as well
is this the entryway or is the entryway inside
all right let's get the entryway done
nothing to photograph oh here we go painting and dresser clean got it
Let me make sure that picture came out right because he freaked me out when he said they might not be the same as when you took him.
We're gonna chat y'all mess with that one. I think that was pretty good.
All right, let's go to the kitchen next. Take a picture of the kitchen.
Yo, y'all better be paying me and sure to pick up this stuff. There is no way this is my job right here.
What was up with the creepy piano key?
Did y'all hear that?
Why was there a creepy piano key?
Is somebody in here?
Okay, I'm a little uncomfortable right now.
uh gg take a picture the kitchen need a better angle that's a beauty that's an absolute beauty
right there boom it's got an island too oh yeah with like an updated fridge and an updated uh cook
stove that could this this place could be something i might call the boss again it'd be like yo boss i
I might buy this one.
I did not take...
I did not take that picture.
That just scared me so.
That is creepy bro.
What?
It was taken like from right here.
Should I delete it?
What if I get killed though when it's evidence?
Yeah, I'm gonna delete that.
No, I'm gonna delete that.
That is creepy.
I have no idea how that could have gotten in there,
But uh, see ya, it's gone.
Okay, uh, I do not like this place no more.
All right, let's go take a picture of living room number one.
We get it, bro, you're rich.
Living room number one, we get it, but you got money.
Living room number one.
Okay, gotta get the TV in there.
to get it from this angle. Something's gonna be in the window when I take this picture on.
Okay, that's the flash.
Bro, somebody just walked by the window.
Somebody just walked by the window.
I know y'all seen it.
Did y'all not see that?
It looked like a dude in the hoodie, but the hoodie was down.
It looked like a regular person.
I'm going to be in the window when I take this picture.
No, I'm about to call up old John and Kobe and be like, Hey, I appreciate the opportunity
for this job and everything, but it's only my second shift.
I'm already seeing people in unknown photos are appearing on my camera. Uh-uh
I fear you got me messed up. I don't even know how much I'm getting paid
Kitty
Kitty yo kitty been tweaking all night, yeah
Hey, the bills ain't going to pay
herself.
Hey, the bills are not going to pay
herself. Let's just let's just get
it done.
Matter of fact, hold up. Let me go
look across that fence just to make
sure nobody's just standing over
here. That was creepy.
They walked right here.
Should I take a picture right here and see some standing there?
I'm never doing that again. There's nothing there, but that's creepy.
Let me make sure there's no more unknown photos in my camera that I didn't take.
Okay, that's from the first house.
And remember the John guy said go back and look through some of the photos you take
because they might not be the same as they were when he took them.
So,
John knows something's going on.
John!
John!
John!
What room is this? Oh, this is the pantry. Okay, let's take a picture of pantry
That's the best angle I can get in here send it
There we go double-check it looks good
clear
Let's go take a picture of bathroom number one again we get it you're rich
Why is there toothpaste on the ground?
Why do I have to clean that up?
I do have to clean that up in Pierce.
Alright, here we go.
Take a picture of this.
Tough angle?
It's the best I can do, though.
Hit it.
Looks good.
Let me go double check the rest of our pictures real quick.
I
Anybody else creeped out right now?
This creepy
That was like a real person or like a ghost or like some demon action. All right, let's go upstairs
Okay, let's get it done.
Bathroom number two.
The bathroom looked crusty up here.
Stop playing.
Bro.
Alright.
Bathroom number two.
I want to get the storage rack in there.
Whatever.
Hit it.
Okay, that one looks good.
I want to get the storage rack in there right.
Whatever, hit it.
Okay, that one looks good.
Our old one still looked good too.
Okay, bathroom done.
For 300K, by the way.
I honestly still think it'd be worth.
All you have to do is a little bit of remodeling,
bro a house this big with like a private property i don't think you can beat three hun done in today's
uh market man now minus the demon action and creepy stuff happening that takes a big price off of it
not gonna lie oh this bedroom looks nice let's take a picture here
Let me try to up my photography skills real quick.
low-key terrible. That's low-key terrible. Not gonna lie. No, let's go. No, let me take that.
There we go. That'll work. All right, let me check the other ones again just to make sure.
I thought I deleted that. I'll delete that one too. Here we go.
All right, all the old ones are still looking good.
Chat, I'm scared.
Was that well open like that before?
Wait a second.
All right, living room number two.
That's a great picture.
If they see that I gotta cover it up. I gotta delete it and take another
What is that noise
Chat what is that noise? It's coming from in here
I
Keep feeling like I must see somebody standing out there
Let's just take the picture
I'm going to get the bookcase in it too, I'm going to delete that one.
Double check these again, make sure we're all good.
Yes.
Is somebody dead?
Did he die?
Is that why it's haunted?
Is somebody dead? Did he die? Is that why it's haunted?
We gotta get out of here. There we go.
Get me out of this house right now. All the pictures are taken.
I'm gonna double check my pictures before I leave, but they're all to get me out of here.
How's creepy
You happy 20th birthday Anthony presates you a bonita tattoo Anthony happy 20th birthday happy birthday Anthony. Thank you
I'm scared yet as creepy forever vibe is insanely creepy here. I'm gone
All right
Before we leave let me double check all my pictures
I'm going to use your game with the five. Thank you. Okay, that one's clear. Clear. Clear. Clear.
All right, we're good to go. Yeah, let's get out of here.
I'm gonna swore I just heard something.
Oh no.
I'm gone.
Okay, that was only our second property and that was creepy.
Something about this place fell off. Yeah, that's an understatement, bud.
I miss five gifted for move.
Okay, wow.
Alright, thanks for the five.
Big dog, even if I would have saw that, I wouldn't have read it.
Oh, my hands randomly feeling dirty again!
All right, our next property so so far we have done
We did remote trailer 84k that's not how much we get paid now
Don't get it mistaken. We're getting paid like $10 per house or something.
Iron Bark Avenue. That's why it was so creepy because it was on Iron Bark Avenue.
That's where Iron Bark lookout is.
Sorry I'm late. I had no power, LMAO.
So you had no power, so you couldn't get to the stream, huh?
That sounds like an excuse to me.
Cardi with the five. Thank you.
Now I'm playing. Glad your power's back.
So now we are going to 17 Brindle Forgeway,
Shoreland area. Built in 1978 but was renovated in 2011.
That's why they're asking for 350k for it.
Two floors in the basement, two bedrooms, three bathrooms now, three of them in a double garage.
The demo house?
Is this the house that was in the demo?
All right, let's go.
Here we are.
here we are now is this one worth 350k this is the house from the demo because
I remember or is it I think there was a picture of kitty somewhere right across
the street from a cemetery you got me messed up. Potato chip with the five. Chat right
across the street from a cemetery you got me messed up. 350k. Let's see how big the
The yard is at least.
Hey, I don't know. Big privacy fence.
It has a puddle in the back.
I mean, come on, man.
Maybe it's worth, I don't know.
A puddle? Yeah, that's literally, that's no, there's no way I can call that a puddle.
That's literally a puddle.
Yo, Cobb with the five, thank you.
What, what did that, uh, billboard say?
What did that say?
What is that, Hoda?
Is it Chris Wumpfield again?
No.
a better look at every home
introducing night photos. Totally
safe homes dot com. Yo, the
company we work for is taking
over. They got bill bullets.
I should I should take a picture
of this and send it to the boss
and be like W add. I wonder if
Probably get fired.
All right, let's get a picture of the front.
OK, let me get that angle right.
Ooh, hold up.
I'm about to cook with this angle.
So nah, let me just let me stay with standing up.
There we go. That's a good picture right there. No joke. That's a good picture. All right.
Outside front view is done. Let's go to the entryway. Why is there creepy music playing
again? Is something bad going to happen here too? Home sweet home. This is the house from
one of the demos. I remember in the demo there was like a hand under this couch. Do y'all
remember that? And something weird was in the basement too. Alright entryway, this is a great
entryway picture. Oh my goodness, what a great entryway picture. Beautiful. I don't know if I
I don't really like the vibe, but he's inside of the house.
It's a little creepy, is this door lock?
It wasn't a deadlock, yep.
I was gonna picture a living room.
I wanna get the fireplace in there.
There we go, W angle.
Clean, I'm scared.
There was the hand to hand, just went under the couch.
Look, there's a hand.
Ain't nobody buying this.
But what I'm gonna do, since I'm good at my job
and I don't want the buyer to see someone's hand
under the couch, I'm gonna delete this picture
and retake the picture so the buyer can be under the assumption
that nothing's wrong with the house.
Business man.
Brianna with the five, thank you Brianna.
That's scamming. Hey, I just work here, buddy.
Chad, I just work here.
Where you take this picture?
There we go.
We got that one, this one, and this one.
Alright, let's do the kicks and next.
Looks like I gotta do some cleaning in here.
This music is creeping me out. Oh my goodness. This is creepy.
What is this?
John, either clean up that basement room or keep it locked. Just don't let the photographer see it, alright?
What do you mean?
You got me messed up.
I'm gonna have to take a picture of it though,
because it's on the list.
All right, let's get the kitchen done.
Kitchen, this is a great picture of the kitchen right here.
Getting pretty much everything in that angle.
Boom.
Boom.
Clean.
Okay, nothing's weird with this picture.
Or this one, or this one.
All right, we're good.
Take a picture of bathroom number one, crazy flex.
I kind of mess with this bathroom now.
Bathroom number one.
That's a mid angle.
So is this. I ain't gonna watch it to go right here.
Boom.
There was someone in the window, no joke.
They don't play with me!
Ain't nobody in that window.
Y'all should not have scared me.
All right bathroom done
What did the no say this apparently there was something in the basement they did not want me to see
All right
Everything on this floor is done. I'm gonna save the basement for last so let's go upstairs
GG, Jack. Oh my goodness, GG.
Did you read the Carnot? Wait, was there a Carnot? I'm missing out on my lure.
Is there a Carnot?
Another Carnot.
Chats creepiness haunted factor aside. Would you live in this house for 350k?
All right bathroom number two. Let's get a picture taken of this
Tough angle of where I can get it from over here. No, I cannot
Across with cemetery. Yeah, that is that is a deal breaker
I'm not sure if it's a sticker.
Clean.
Looks good.
Okay.
Nothing creepies in none of our photos yet besides that hand, but we deleted that one.
Alright, let's keep going.
Alright.
What room is this?
Kid's room?
picture taken of this one.
Clean angle, W angle.
Yo, Beth with the five. Thank you.
What did you just say?
Somebody just said, Case, can I be excused? I want to take a bubble bath. And
somebody replied to that message and said, Just watch in the bubble bath.
Hell viewer. Facts. You can't watch in the bubble bath?
They like you swimming.
They like you going scuba diving.
Won't you bring the phone in there?
Bloodline with the five. Thank you.
All right.
Chris Landlord.
Hello?
Hey, it's Chris.
I noticed I still haven't received this month's rent.
Is everything all right?
You talking to me?
Oh, that's why I took this job.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sorry, I thought a lot went on recently,
but I just got a new job taking pictures of houses.
I'm gonna have to rent soon is what you should be saying.
I understand.
How are things looking?
Uh, job's been hard to come by lately, but I'm doing what I can.
Why don't you tell them we have a job?
Alright. Keep me updated.
Thank you. Goodbye, Chris.
I'm gonna be dead before I can pay to rent.
Because I'm a down this job.
Too much creepy stuff going on.
Alright.
The front doors are looking good, let's keep going.
Why is this door open?
This was not open a minute ago and I did not open this door.
Why is that drawer open?
in here? Hello?
Garage key found. Is this radio work? No. I'll just take a picture of the
bedroom, get that trash cleaned up. Oh, it doesn't need cleaned up, all right.
W angle right there clean.
There was a body on the bed when I took that picture, but it's not there on the picture.
But I swear I just saw a body on the bed clip it right now.
There was a body there on everything I love.
Okay, so with the fire.
Cap, watch.
Hello?
Type one if you're watching, watch.
What? No, no. I was going to take that trick. Oh, it doesn't come in the box.
Watch as soon as I snap the picture, bro.
W. Lago right there. Clean.
G. Toot-a-G ski.
W. Texturing. That's a tough spot.
It was there for a split second when I took the picture clean
That is absolutely insane
It didn't show up on the picture though see
I did not know why is that on my camera?
It's the same room that we're in.
Look, same lamp, same dresser, but different bedding.
Somebody got killed in this house.
Oh, no.
Get that deleted right now.
That is not making it to the final product.
You can't be messed up.
Yeah, we need to get out of here.
Bathroom number three, third bathroom, Elf legs.
There we go. Dude, every time I take a picture, chat, I'm scared I'm going to see something pop up now.
All right. All the pictures are good. We can see the laundry room, garage, basement, and back patio.
I do not want to do that basement, but we got to do, we got to do, I guess.
Is this the laundry room maybe why does what is that doing that stop playing?
Six pack with the team. Thank you
2019 what was 2019?
The dead dude picture said 2019.
Well, we were good in this 2026.
Now, whoever killed him, can't be.
Dude, the vibes in this game are so creepy.
It's not even funny.
bro all right that's done let's do the garage based on that caught you what
I was about to say if I'm gonna get murdered here, I'm gonna at least take a picture of
a murderer.
Couldn't even get that done.
You hate to see it.
Let's hurry up and get out of here.
Basement garage back patio.
Let's do back patio first.
It is a five if only this house wasn't disgustingly haunted it'd be fine.
I'm scared!
Back patio picture done.
Now we do the garage and then the basement.
I know y'all heard them trees rustling out there. I know y'all heard that.
Stop the lane.
Garage, okay.
Garage, look kinda...
There we go. W employee.
Get a good garage angle here. Boom.
Cameraman never dies, you're alright.
Well in that game we played last night the Cameraman died, but it wasn't.
I just crap myself.
I feel it rolling down my leg.
I'm dead.
I'm dizzy.
Bro.
Did they have to do that to me?
Chat, did they have to do that to me, man?
Was it necessary, chat?
my hip hurts, my right hip hurts. I think I have to snap the hip. Y'all good? Type
one if you're good type two if you died from that
RMP
well I don't bring good news now we got to go to the basement
Oh my goodness man, I swear dude.
Alright, let's go to the basement now.
Get me out of this house.
You're gonna die in a basement probably.
A clean basement picture right there.
third munching demon with the five gifted thank you if you check the in-game
website the dev says the noise from the jump scare was from you what
I just got jumpscared by myself, man died, but it wasn't, I couldn't hear it.
I couldn't hear it over myself.
Did did did the hamster thing again.
Got some straight hamster action going.
some straight hamster action going dude. Bro!
Got some straight up hamster going. Where do you see that at though? The in-game
website.
Huh?
I've been saying that.
Where do you see the in-game website?
Lay off the cough drops.
I can't.
My voice is absolutely fine.
I must.
Oh, it's totally safehomes.com.
Is it an actual website?
We're working for an actual company, it's a real website.
The website from in the game is a real website.
Wait, well Keso was starting my horde and he made this noise and now it's an easter egg?
Because why?
No way!
No way.
Last night the camera man died, but it wasn't.
That is me.
That game we played last night the cameraman died, but it wasn't on the screen.
You can hear it at the end!
Yo, that is crazy!
Oh
Yo
Oh
There's why
No way I just got jump-scared that bad by a noise I made!
I'm not going to lie.
Yo, that made for a real good jump scare noise, though, I'm not going to lie.
Yo, that made for a real good jump scare noise.
Dude, that was creepy.
Yeah, that's why.
Yo, that is dude, that's the coolest thing ever.
I just got jumped scared by myself.
Yo, W. Damn, bro.
Yo, W. Damn, that is, bro, that is funny.
That got me, though.
That actually for real got me.
That's crazy.
I just got jump scared that bad by myself.
Wow.
Game of the year, man.
hey game of the year now it says to go back to my car but I'm curious to
what's behind this door here so I take a gander take a peek take a look
I think I will.
This was a mistake.
I'm not going to take a picture of this, I'm about to get out of here though, yeah, I'm
I'll see you. I know. I'm out of here.
Oh...
Yo, get me out of here.
Get me out of here right now, delete that.
I'm gone.
Dude, they got that atmosphere like so scary in this, bro.
I'm out of here right now.
All right, before I leave, let me...
Hey, they don't need to sell this house. I'm not gonna lie.
Before I leave, let me make sure all my pictures are right.
That's me!
Yeah, hey hold up John Lee why?
Yo Venus with the team thank you
Yeah, we're never going back to this house again see I don't know who took a picture of me while I was taking this picture
But they did
All right, that's everything
We're out of here.
Peace.
I hope you sell the house.
He took the photos trying not to think about what you saw.
Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
Time spent.
13.13.
Yeah, check this game's cursed.
Alright, next house, we have, my mouse is dead, Lord, have mercy, I am not, I'm a
I almost started an emergency to work in.
I almost just did, I don't know.
Hold on, if I can't return my mouse.
Hold on.
Man, what happened?
I
400k apartment. Yeah, I don't know if you have to be crazy
Next property we have
apartment 34
five chromium lane
Rindle Forge air wreath
Built in 2021 two bedroom apartment in a modern residential building one living room with a kitchen
Two bedrooms in a bathroom for 400k. I fear you've lost your mind
It can't be no worse than these last two properties we did there ain't no way
GG.
All right, we're here for room 34.
There it is.
Oh, it's in like a, you know, this neighborhood is a bomb.
Oh my goodness, maybe it is worth
This water shut down yeah, never mind
Yep, that's my that's my property GG. Let's go
Hey, hold up we might have judged this place too soon
I
Chat hold up. This is real modern and fancy-looking. What is this? Wait, I can put a code in
Okay, that's a terrible view. Never mind. This is not worth $400k. The inside of the apartment is tough
400 K's off? No. Maybe since this is so like clean and new looking, maybe nothing creepy
will happen. So, alright, let's get the living room. Ta. There we go. Living room picture,
I
Do the vibe change which we the last picture each look at the last property in this is crazy by the way
All right, let's go do the kitchen now
It's a good angle here that's a beautiful angle Wow, that's good I
Hear something
What is that noise?
Y'all hear that?
What is that?
Alright.
All right, we're good first two pictures look good
Okay, let's do the let's do the dining room now
Clean dining room picture
Okay, let's check them again. Dining room, kitchen, living room, got it. Maddie with
the 5W, Maddie with the 5W. Alright, let's do the pantry here. Oh, this is the smallest
pantry I've ever seen. This is kind of pathetic picture, but I'll take it anyway.
Can I buy this apartment? 400K, it's yours. Matter of fact, no, starting asking
price 500. Lois will take us four.
Ain't nothing creepy's happened yet. Maybe we'll get like a free, a freebie here.
You miss the guy outside
Why are all these locked
8806 8806
on there. I gotta take a new picture that I can't have the code on the website.
There we go, that's better.
All right.
Make sure everything's all good. Yes.
Next room.
Almost too clean though. You know what I mean? I don't want my bedroom to look this fancy.
There ain't nothing like just a just a just a disheveled looking bedroom. Almost too tough.
Can I open this?
No I can't. It looks like there's like a void out there.
All right, bedroom number two, what was that wait the real time for me is on the
thing too. Double check my pictures again. Someone's got to lock you in there. That's what I thought.
I can't clean up a crime scene.
Well, Chad, I'm going to jail.
What twist?
At the end of the game.
This whole time I was a murderer,
pretending to be a photographer,
and we've been killing people in every house.
And I'm not going to jail.
I'm not going to jail.
I'm not going to jail.
I'm not going to jail.
people in every house but this whole time it's been showing it like we haven't been but at the end
it shows us that we've been killing people this whole time. Crazy theory. Hear me out though.
Hear me out though. Crazy theory.
Or maybe it's John.
It could be John, because he's the one that comes in the house before me, right?
Let's take this picture.
I can't get a good angle in here.
Whatever.
There we go.
Alright.
Every picture?
I'm scared.
Are they going to let me make it out of here?
Nothing too bad out of this one.
We're good.
I'm scared are they gonna let me make it out of here nothing too bad
We're good
Before I leave let me double check all my pictures that is a terrible picture of the bathroom
But it's the only angle I can get that is terrible
man, I'm fired
Bedroom hallway first bedroom
Uh, pantry, dining room, kitchen, living room, we're good.
Alright, back to the elevator.
Got that done.
Or can I go down here?
No, I can go.
Alright.
GG.
Heh heh, alrighty!
Did I make it away scoffery?
Yes, we did.
That's completed.
Can you really trust a smart home alone in the night?
Probably not.
I'm happy they gave us like a chill one because the one go to before that were like crazy.
All right, next one. This is a big house. 459K.
What have we got here?
This is another basement. Yeah, they're all bad.
91 High Sable Street, Sable 10 Eareeth.
Built in 2010, two-story family home with a basement,
the double garage, two floors in a basement,
three bedrooms now, three of them.
Three bathrooms and a double garage for 459K.
In other words, GG.
Cool house, this does look like a pretty cool house.
Let's go.
Scam, y'all think that's too much?
Well, let's not judge it too quick before we actually get out there.
Yo, I think I remember this neighborhood.
There was like a sign in one of these neighborhoods that had candy on it.
Wait, Chad, hold up.
It might be worth a $450.
Oh my goodness, this house is huge.
Bro, look at this thing!
Alright, let's get a front view.
It's all front, keep it on and window stop.
What just happened?
Okay front view is done. What I've been taking too many pictures
All right, let's do the entryway. Let me see how big the yard is real quick
459 K does not like we're buying it or anything
Chat, I don't know bro. It looks fancy in there
Worth all it's work. Oh my goodness. It's so nice. Oh, yeah, this is oh, yeah, I'm about to buy it
I'm about to call my boss again and be like yo boz just how I worked 10 years straight
seven days a week just give me this house
mid-pool I mean yeah but let's be real everything else is clean in this thing
this is the nicest one we've been in yet no joke yo swithy with the five W
Swithy with the five. Thank you, Swithy with the five.
Appreciate that, Swithy. W, Swithy. All right, let's go. Look how many rooms there is too, Chad.
All right, entryway. Let's get a good picture of the entryway. Clean. I do have a bad feeling
about this one though, Chad, because it's such a big house and there's like more options for it to be
creepy entryway in front shot is done let's knock out the living room number
the first
excuse me
That was a creepy looking van that said totally safe homes dot com on it, which is who we
work for.
Why are they watching me?
Oh, I gotta redo the entryway.
What was wrong with the entryway?
there we go. Wait, so it's totally safe homes dot com. The issue here. Okay, we got three
pictures done they all look good so far
what's that sound it's the creepy music all right kitchen let me get this pizza
box cleaned up right quick like a cc's box use code kitty for 899 on the
large mac and cheese mac and queso pizza what you talking about my bad
All right. This is a clean shot of the kitchen right here. Boom.
There we go.
All right. Looks good. Make sure nothing's in that window.
All right. We're good so far.
Dining room.
This is y'all's favorite one we've been in so far.
Dining room done. You should play a spider game. I would rather be no
My goodness this house is tough chat
This house is
living room number two picture done nothing too creepy has popped off in
this house yet besides that van driving by which was very creepy but other than
that not the two creepies happen so far I think we go upstairs now there's
another room right here what is this bathroom bathroom look at clean that's
a small toilet otherwise back to look at clean now
Nice check all the pictures again y'all know the drill
Do the little do chat there's nothing more cozy than a under cabinet light. I'm sorry. They're so cozy
All right, let's go upstairs now wait to go wrong I
Just saw somebody
I just saw somebody the mirror in the bathroom. What about it?
Did you not see it bro? I just saw somebody walking. Look.
I
Didn't see it you're gonna see it
Somebody's in here
Watch
Facts this dude is base bro. Oh my goodness
Watch right here, I see someone walking
Watch.
Dog.
Dude, the first time?
I only saw a split.
Y'all saying there was something in the mirror?
Ain't nothing in that mirror.
But yeah.
Uh, Chad, who is this, by the way?
No.
Wait to go up.
Is that John?
You think John's been a killer this whole time, Chad?
Plain as day.
Right there.
Somebody's in the house, plain as day with us.
John!
John!
Did you see it?
John!
John!
Did you see it?
Hey, did you see it?
Alright, let's go ahead and knock the garage out.
Uh, I don't know where the garage is. Maybe it's up here.
Is this the garage?
Oh, no. We're saving that for last. I'm good.
Nope.
Where the garage is right there. Oh, so this is it, yeah.
same garage almost as that first one get a picture bone clean let's double check
our pictures again we're good
did you see it all right let's knock upstairs out this house has two
different staircases leading upstairs. Oh my goodness, that is tough!
Tough! All right upstairs bedroom this cannot be good. This cannot. Nothing good
I can't come from this.
Okay, let's get a better angle right here.
Clean angle.
Surprise, it's not like a body under the bed.
All right, we're good.
Why don't you take a picture of an ear too?
Nothing in here, all right.
I heard a door close.
You heard a door close?
All right, bathroom number two because he has three bathrooms Elflex
Rescan our pictures just to make sure we trying to get fired
even though they had that would probably be a good thing because this is a dangerous job, apparently.
Alright.
Path room number three, L-flat!
What'd you do to a bathroom there and then here for? Big dog!
Rescanned pictures.
I don't know what it is.
Bro, somebody, not only is somebody in here, that was me just now from there.
Not only is somebody in here taking pictures of me, they're somehow getting them on my
camera. They're air dropping them.
Okay, what room is this? Bedroom number, bedroom number two here.
I'm gonna air drop them back just a picture of my butt cheeks. You gonna
regret this day, but he gonna regret stalking me. You air dropping picture,
you stalking me? Guess what? Butt cheeks air dropped.
Make sure nothing else creepy is popping off here.
Everything seems to be normal besides being obviously stopped here.
Lord have mercy, who was that?
Bro. Hurry up, get me out of here.
Kids run.
Clean angle, boom.
Check this game. Your W game go actually. This game tough. Really unique game too.
Alright, that picture is done now. All we gotta do, check, is the basement and the back patio. That's it.
Bro, I know y'all heard that camera sound, it's on.
Maybe they accidentally sent two photographers here and we're just in the same house, not
running into each other, taking pictures of the house.
it's not nothing weird. Okay, so Papa Rodsey with the five. Thank you. Papa Papa Rodsey!
Let me fix this chair right here. Got it.
What?
I did not get one of the wooden shelves in it, let me re-take that, there we go, all
All the way.
I'm scared.
Not going to lie to y'all, I'm scared.
All right, let's get out of here.
All we gotta do now is to back patio when we're good.
I'm so glad that door wasn't locked, bro.
All right, back patio when we're out of here.
I'm scared type one if you're scared or die
Adio insanely tough picture insanely tough
They need to give me a raise for this picture
Unfathomately tough
All right, all the pictures I'll just do a double check we get to the front door we're out of here
You're at no pixel never misses, bro. What are my favorite dance for real?
Nobody's looking at us. Let me double check all the pictures before we leave
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
We're good, let's get out of here.
We're not dead yet.
I do have a feeling that this game is gonna end
with us getting killed though, no joke.
Something's going on.
Big house long night, yes indeed.
Oh, this one's cheaper than the others.
Next up, there's two more to go, this one and then the last one that's classified.
For confidential.
Listing number six.
42, Hollowmere, Crescent, Cureland, Irieth.
1971, two-story fixer up her home with a large yard, two floors, two bedrooms, one bath, outdoor parking.
Let's see what we got, Chad.
Block in.
If it wasn't for the insanely creepy stuff happening,
this would be a chill job.
What does Kobe want?
I think this house is in one of the demos, too.
Hey, man. How's it going?
Why would I lie and say it's going pretty good?
Bro, creepy stuff has been happening everywhere.
Pretty good. Just one more house left.
Same year. I'm almost finished too. Come over when you're done. We can send the photos to the agency.
Sounds good. I'll head over when I'm finished.
Alright. Can we concede?
What?
Call Disconnected. Oh, we out in the middle of nowhere. We ain't got no signal.
Wait, I think this is when that kitty was in.
Oh, I took him out bro. We played the demo to this. There was a picture of kitty sitting here
There's a kitty on the thing, no kitty suddenly disincluded in the actual photos I
Want there's a way that I could get that in the main
Is that bad should I do that
They're gonna be like man, I won't graffiti. I'm doing it
I did it
Yo that nah, I didn't get the the picnic table in there. No, I can do outdoor seating later
All right first one. I had to include that in there that makes this house look very ominous
All right
dining room
Let's get it. I do chat. Do y'all remember this was something like the second demo or the first demo with a game because this game had
two demos I remember this house
And by the way, Kobe is definitely, like, onto something.
He's, like, doing something weird.
All right, cozy little house, not a lot.
Dining room.
Oh, this is not got the living room real quick.
You know, wider angle, clean.
All right, that picture's done.
That picture's done. That picture's done.
That dining room? Easy.
Chad, am I good at this job? I feel like I'm good at this job, bro.
I'm taking some clean pictures, man.
Kitchen?
Uh, I do not know about this kitchen.
The fridge I even got a door!
Alright.
Bathroom. Is this the bathroom right here?
Chat, there's no basement in this one, so that's good news.
Bathroom.
Colleen angle. Oh my goodness.
I don't want to jinx it or nothing, but this is nothing creepies happen on this one.
I don't even feel that creep down right now.
All right, bedroom number one.
Jinxed it, I probably did jinx it, honestly.
I shouldn't have said anything.
I should not have said anything.
Oh my goodness, I changed it.
Hello?
I don't remember, you know what?
How am I supposed to take a, oh no.
Oh, we gotta delete that ASAP!
Okay, we're done. Outdoor scene. Let's get out of here.
Goodbye to the TikTok.
Tick tock. Bronos ball. Yeah,
that would have been a tick
tock in there back in the day.
That would have been a see in
the see in the Twitch stream
tick tock back in the day
moment.
Alright, let's get the outdoor
seating done and we are out of
here.
I used to get banned so often
on tick tock live. It was
ridiculous. I remember I got
perma banned on tick tock live
back when bookshot roof that
They permit me for it had to pull some strings to get a band. It was crazy
All right, this house is done we're out of here
The oldest houses came to darkest secrets at least it's finally over there was one more though
Confidential the finale we gotta do it
It would be an absolute outrage to not.
What could this be, buddy?
They didn't even give me like a pre-
uh...
a prelude.
Oh, we're going to Kobe's apartment!
What?
Kobe?
Kobe!
Kobe house clean, not go long.
Kobe, where are you at?
I think you want to look into this totally safe homes.com is not a normal estate agency
for money.
They'll do anything.
They buy abandoned properties for almost nothing.
I just found evidence suggesting they deliberately
poisoned an elderly man because he knew he lived alone
and his family would sell the house for cheap after his death.
They send photographers like me to these properties
at night under the excuse of taking listing photos.
That's not the real reason.
They're sending us to see what's there to document it.
Something's going on with those houses at night.
Look what I photographed earlier in one of them.
Oh, I see the person standing here now.
Look!
Send it.
Yeah, I'm going to send that email.
Where is Koby at?
Oh, my goodness, this is what happened to all the houses.
Owner found dead in basement.
of three disappeared. Owner suicide ritual materials discovered after owner's death.
Resident vanished, never located, two occupants deceased. Owner missing case
closed at explanation homelink to multiple unexplained death, current
investigation suspended.
We're sending this email.
Did Kobe die because he like they knew he was on to him?
He's not home, Calbee!
Don't say it!
The email sent for Kobe's laptop led to a formal investigation into totally safe homes.
As a result, the company was permanently shut down and all operations were ordered to cease.
Two bodies were discovered inside the apartment.
The investigation identified John S. as the suspect.
So John killed me and Covey.
Wow.
He was an employee that totally safe, totally safe homes who disappeared shortly after the
incident was never found.
What happened inside those properties remains unknown after the company was shut down.
No one who returned to those locations found any trace of what had been captured in the
photographs.
Yo, that was actually so good, bro.
Game of the year, bro.
That was such a good game.
Wow, that was good.
Yo, Atmopixel never misses, dude.
That was tough!
Say it with me, Chad!
Say it with me!
Good hook!
Game of the year!
I missed the end because of the ad.
That was actually a real atmo pixel it makes some absolute bangers, bro
No joke atmo pixel makes some absolute bangers
Game of the year man. I missed it because of the ads what happened essentially at the end there
Was Kobe was killed and we sent an email from Kobe's computer saying that something is a rife with totally safe homes
And then John ran in and killed me and Kobe
So, crazy ending to a crazy game.
But nonetheless, say it, Chad.
Say it, Chad.
Say it now.
Say it now.
Game of the year.
Say it now.
Game of the Year.
A Game of the Year.
You best get you a fresh dive, you all know.
You wanna know why?
Hey, you wanna know why, champ?
I'll tell you why you need to get you a fresh dive, you know.
Do you really want to know though? Do you? Do you really want to know why you need
to get a fresh knife?
Because it's spooky time again. It's time for another.
Hey, it is time for another.
I'm going to play this one last
night. It's like a granny, a
granny light. Got a granny
light coming in. Load my game
please.
Looks scary too. Why is it not
Get you a Di-Bio-Champ!
Because it's spooky time here again!
Yeah!
It's like a granny-like scary type action.
doesn't say the name of the game right here but the name of the game is the
name of the game is not the bus driver either the name of the game is last kid
on the bus so you're welcome
last kid on the bus is the name of this game
Pre-fire to mouse sensitivity, head bob intensity, peace. Lock in, last kid on the bus.
Gigi, I am indeed the last kid on the bus. I was always the last one on the bus.
We lived far on account of cheaper housing.
After the last kid gets off, it's nearly a half an hour before I get home.
That sucks.
I had a hard day at school today.
But the sun feels good on my face.
And the drone of the engine always makes me feel tired. The drone.
We fell asleep on the bus, G.G. This bus driver is going to kidnap us. It's over. Oh, no!
That music even sounds like granny vibes, what?
Has the bus been buried underground?
It's zip-tied shut, I can't start the engine.
What?
I've got some skizzers in here.
I can hear it, it's not going to be like...
Wait, are they going to hear that?
I got a screwdriver, do I start the engine?
Why else are you in Cory Kenshin?
The music?
Oh, he uses this music?
Oh, that's cool.
So it appears that the bus driver took me not to my house.
It's changed shot. I'm assuming that's the exit right there.
Oh no! Where did this dude take me?
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh no!
Let's turn this music down. It's a little overbanned.
Now I can't hear the whole...
Oh, it was... I guess they were turning the music off anyway.
Is that the janitor?
GG.
I'm cooked.
Chad, I'm cooked!
I'm so scared.
Trespassing? I didn't ask to come here. The bus driver kidnapped me.
Move.
I am terrified.
Chat, I am absolutely terrified.
What room is this on this working for?
Need a key for that, or something, bolt cutters maybe?
Oh, no.
Did it hear me opening the door?
I need some, I need a knife.
Oh, I can go under the desk.
I gotta re-open the door.
Relax.
Relax.
The skizzers, I don't think the skizzers can cut that.
Okay, let's take another look around and see what else we got around here.
Should I go get the skeezers and drum?
GG.
GG, I'm so good.
I got the skeezers.
GG. I'm so good.
I got these cancers.
GG.
Bayon every single person in here, STAT!
Don't die to prime grandpa. Wait. Do you think this is prime grandpa? This is what grandpa
used to do. He got to start being a janitor and he was kidnapping kids. So this is prime
Grandpa, wait a minute! You might be onto something here!
Move.
Grandpa! Grandpa, no!
He kind of looks crazy, well consider him a fact he can't map me.
I'd say he is crazy.
Look.
What do you mean he looks crazy?
He can't do that.
You gotta get out of here, Lord have mercy, he has a sledgehammer, I thought that was
a broom this whole time.
It's missing the valve and I'm missing hope I'm dead
I'm dead.
Heart just kept to me.
I'm down to one last breath.
A burner.
I'm gonna relax. I gotta quit acting like a fool. I'm too old to be acting like a fool like this.
Yes, sir.
Yo, Kira with the gate to the end of the road with the gate to Dickey.
Is it bad that I get this out of breath from getting up and acting like a rooster?
Don't bust up.
Snap out of it!
Check these other rooms.
GG.
You're right.
What did I just join in to?
Mods, get them out of here.
What do you mean you just joined four hours deep?
Okay, there's got to be something in here I can use.
What do I do with the water though?
The burner?
Yeah, but there's no gas.
Bro, he's right outside.
Well, he's right outside.
There he goes.
Why did he turn back?
What do I do with the water?
Help.
Chad, please.
Chad, I don't know what to do with the water.
Somebody say, drink it.
There's a hole in the room right here.
What is that?
A block of ice? It seems like there's something inside.
That's what I need the burner to turn on for, so we can melt that block of ice.
But there's just one problem, Chad.
I don't know where anything goes.
Shouldn't it just melt?
It's warm in there.
maybe we live in an article
okay I am not sure what I need to be doing right now
Can you break the bottle?
That is a...
How you doin'?
Hey, back up!
Oh, you are creepy!
I was not expecting Bro to crawl through there.
I
Well
Bro, I don't know what to get!
You're happy 11th birthday AvaSky, thank you, W AvaSky!
Happy birthday AvaSky!
Chat, what other room have I...
What have I not been to?
The library.
I have not been in the library.
I'm sorry for yelling that just scared me real bad.
I'm sorry that actually scared me bad, I'm sorry.
Oh lord.
The gas is on. Now we gotta re-
Pick it up!
I need to boil the water and bring the water here and pour the water on it to melt it.
Genius!
Chad has hurt my hand.
Oh my goodness!
Where'd you come from?
I hope the water stays boiling.
Chad.
Crime grandpa is crazy.
I don't know where he was.
I
There's no fucking way.
Free!
Free!
See ya, Prime Grandpa!
I wonder if he was with Granny at this time, or if they met later.
I wonder if Granny and Grandpa knew each other at this time in the lore.
This is not canon, by the way. We don't even know if that's Prime.
I don't know.
I wonder if granny and grandpa knew each other at this time in the lore. This is not canon by the way
We don't even know if that's prime grandpa
The one that got away
Yo, that was a nice little a nice little granny light not gonna lie. That was good. I messed with that
W granny like that one was creepy to say it with me chat
Game of the year
say it with me. Yo, both the horror games tonight was actually so good. Those weren't
literally two for two if I've ever seen it. Great game of the year and great stream chat.
I love you all, man. Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-set all the gift this subs, don't know those bits follows. And of course, our pre-sat
y'all for this hanging out. Hey, good night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow
and Jim a lemon, all right?
Peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yes.
Ah!