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That thing better start, I swear.
That story better start right now.
Type Bologna if you can hear me real quick.
Type Bologna if you can hear me.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah buddy, come on. I took all preventative measures today, bud. Ever last
one of them took all of them preventative measures. I got tired. I got tired of that
stream crashing. I got tired of it. Why are you in the kitchen? You mean why am I
in the kitchen? Kitchen? Oh! Stream crashed like two times last week. I said no.
I'm gonna rest assured. Rest assured. Rest assured. It doesn't happen again.
Type one if it looks normal. Does it look normal? Type one if it looks normal.
Yo, Reaper with the five. Thank you.
Hair messing up on me?
Oh, my God.
So, yeah. So, y'all know when I'm up in the warehouse,
yo, mom with the, yo,
I don't know how many months my mom just sold for W mom.
That was a lot of them things, though. I'll tell you that much.
That was a lot of them.
You already know what time it is.
Yo, Anna Marie with the five.
Thank you.
I brought it.
I'm so committed to the spin.
I brought the spin again with me.
Look at that right there.
Straight up brought the.
My fault, man.
I don't understand how I was going to quit doing that.
I should be a man of my word and stop doing it.
I'm sorry, man.
Godly, bro. I'm sorry, dude. Seriously. Just know that even though what happened, I'm sorry about it.
Bro, I need a haircut, dude. Epic jakey with the five. Anyway, you know what time it is.
Time for a spin.
the end.
Huh!
Kaleem.
Bro, I tore some skin off my finger right there.
Look at that, bro. That hurts so bad.
Kaleem.
I don't even know if you can hear it on this mic.
Yeah.
Kaleem right there.
Siren with the TNW.
Siren with the TNW.
Kaleem!
Buddy!
Hey, man, my hair, bro, straight up, cooked.
Anyway, clean.
Cheers, Buster.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's good right there.
I just brewed that one.
Listen to it.
Yeah.
that's that that's that good brew right now just whipped it up today I love my
dog with the fire thank you
yeah that's good right now brand new elixir just dropped
I like that. I like that blue, buddy.
Whoo! Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again.
Jose with the five wheel trash Greg Osana easy boy chef. Uh, uh, oh Lord Carissa. Uh, Shiloh, Sonny sent Gracie Chan, Leasy rogue. Uh, W. Suvers man.
appreciate y'all red hoodie I repeat I repeat red hoodie red hoodie red and if
If you don't believe me, just take a, just take a gap.
That thing read.
Look at the wind blowing.
Look like Superman.
Look at the wind blowing me.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Yo, this chair dog, this, every time I stream from the warehouse, I got a whole bunch of
people talking about like, yo, what kind of, what kind of chair is that?
I always tell them, I do not know what kind of chair it is.
My mom was using it and she gave it to me
because I needed one.
I don't know where she got it, but I love this chair, man.
The chair, it's huh.
I love this chair, like for real ski.
Man, get this slop out of my ear, bro.
Like dog, what is this?
Dude ain't nobody trying to hear that when I got low-fi beats playing.
I'm not trying to hear this in my ear.
Like I ain't saying it's terrible or nothing but like bro I'm not trying to hear that right
out. I mean, I gotta get a haircut, bruh. Chat, I gotta get a haircut. Coldrin streamed
today. Look here, man. Getting my hands on a legitimate Coldrin is way easier said than
done. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got a new monitor in here by the way. This setup, bro.
The fact that I beat Jinxie in a 1v1 Counter Strike game on this setup before I got this new
monitor is actually unbelievable. Like my POV of this setup was so bad before I got this new
monitor today. I was playing like 1080p and there was like a
quarter second delay. The fact that I beat bro in a
Counter Strike game is kind of crazy.
Wordle, I'm gonna do the wordle man. Well, I look like not doing
a wordle. I'm gonna do the wordle bro. Lag.
Who's gonna tell him?
Who's going to tell him, bud?
It doesn't matter if this warehouse caught on fire and burned to the ground and everything
inside was incinerated, the stream would not crash unless I hit a certain button.
You can't sit here and play with me, talking about its lagging, it's actually impossible
for the stream to crash.
unironically it is. Cap. I'll hit the in-stream button right now when the
stream's still on.
See? The stream still didn't in. I literally hit in-stream. I literally hit
in stream on OBS and the stream still didn't end. Exactly. It can't end in here. It actually
can't. This is like when all else fails. I come in here and the stream don't crash.
How did you turn it off? OBS has a stark stop button. May I give y'all no secrets? What's
you talking about you ain't getting nothing out of me. You mean how did you do it? Bro my hair,
bro, bro look at this, bro. Bro my hair messed up. Hold up. Is the camera, bro this monitor is
ginormous. So it looks like the camera's way up here because it is. Man it's hot up in here. Where
Where my fat in that?
Man, yeah.
Chad, I've been doing something stupid.
I've been looking for something.
This is probably a mistake, but I've been looking for something.
Not only the cauldron.
Nicole, with the five in Palestinian prints with the 10.
Thank you.
I've been looking for a humongous.
And by humongous, I mean legitimately
like industrial 100,000 square foot abandoned factory
to buy and have a like three-fourths of it
turned into the back rooms just so I can stream out of there.
It's hard to find that, though, bro.
It's hard to find that.
I'm looking, though.
I swear, I'm looking.
I don't know when I'm going to find something,
because I don't have to find one.
I got to find one and then have it turned into the back room,
which is what I can stream in there.
Strapped with the five, Dorota and Joey with the five,
bro, where am I?
I keep hearing something behind me.
But yeah, I keep seeing ones where I've seen one.
I was like, oh man, this one's abandoned.
How much is this one?
$45 million?
I said, oh.
I ain't trying to pay no $45 million
for an abandoned factory, dude.
Yo, I keep hearing something behind me.
No joke.
Now it stopped.
I just heard it again.
Do y'all hear that or something behind me like clicking?
Not really game of the year with the five.
Yo, Nova, what the thousand bids?
High case just turned 20,
soon to be a two year slow.
Hope we can have another quarter pounder
some time. Oh yeah, I got you. Happy 20th birthday, Nova. Chattel, Nova. Happy 20th
birthday. Happy 20th birthday, Nova. Appreciate you, Simon as well. Appreciate
that. Oh, yo, shout out, Tara. Appreciate you, Pineapples. Thank you. Hey, Kace was my
girlfriend's birthday, Cedric. What's your happy birthday to Alyssa? Chattel,
Alyssa. Happy birthday, Butter with the Five. Thank you. Happy birthday, Alyssa.
Um, unending aqua, unending aqua.
Kitty cat with the five thank yous.
Hold on.
Get out of here demon!
There's something in here.
You already tried to take me Thursday.
You ain't taking me again.
I know you're in here.
I'm looking.
I can hear it.
Chad, I can hear it.
I just heard it again.
something going on.
There's good reason.
Well, well, well, buddy.
Looks like the sink is dripping.
Who would have done that, huh?
Face-tanned demon?
I ain't there over here.
Yeah, see?
Face-tanned demons in here.
Why would the sink be dripping? I didn't do that.
I didn't do that. Why would a sink be driven?
It wouldn't.
Unending Aqua. Hold on.
Y'all don't see the keyboard I'm rocking though?
Shout out Jack's Eye.
I'm rocking the queso Chris Redfield keyboard.
board. This thing weighs like 10 pounds, by the way, like no
exaggeration. This thing like legitimately weighs 10 pounds.
It is it is humongous. And I'm using the kitty keyboard as the
second PC keyboard. Shout out the keyboard plug. I just ended
the stream check. Can y'all hear me? Yeah, we're good. We can
hear the clock not was the water dripping.
On ending.
Oh.
Oh.
There's a demo for it.
yo chat this this new monitor I gots curved monitor by the way straight flexin
on y'all look at this thing monitor straight up y'all can't tell but that
thing carved done upgrading
Lease it with the five. Thank you
Chat that other monitor that I was using was it was like a dollar store. What if I put the camera over here? How weird would that be?
How weird is this about to be on a scale of 1 to 10 right here?
Little side angle
Got me messed up!
I look like a goober today.
Yo, I look like a straight up goofy goober today, bruh.
Got some goofy goober accent going.
I'm going to download this demo though.
Shout out to whoever recommended it to me.
Thank you very much.
Band them though for daring to give me a recommendation.
You're banned.
You know what we need to do while I'm streaming in here
again, chat?
We need to do that anomaly game that y'all are the characters
on.
Y'all know how I put the camera here.
and then I'll like go move something in the room.
And then I have the other camera pointing,
y'all have to spot the anomaly.
I need to do that again.
I can't do it right now though,
because the cable I was using for that camera,
my nephew broke it.
So shout out to you.
Thanks nephew.
But yeah, I think my mom's got another cable though.
I'll probably get that tomorrow.
Why not streaming here in the first place?
What's wrong a little variation, bro?
You're talking about oh gee, I'm not the third set up here pretty soon, too
I'm gonna be in a whole new setup here pretty soon and then after that one on how long it's gonna be when I buy that gigantic
Industrial building I'm gonna be streaming out of the actual back
watch
Straight streaming you don't see a demon walking
I was thinking hear me out chat
I also think you know what I could do on one stream in the RL back rooms.
I could have my dad come in trying to kill me and I got to like escape him through the
back rooms.
But I got like cameras in like every hallway in the back rooms in there so you'll have
to see me running away from him and then he'll have like a POV, he'll have like some like
a POV like a GoPro on or something and then if he finds me, I'm just dead. Straight up.
All right. Go emote. It's time. Been a couple of days. Been a couple of days, bubble. But
The wordal wizard is back again to make another return.
Bruh.
That's how you know I never played on this PC before,
because it's given me instructions.
What is this?
All right, y'all know the drill.
Please.
You just absolutely hate to see it, buddy.
Oh, my goodness.
See, now I've got to think of another word that
has none of those letters in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we have an issue here.
Let me think here.
Strip, no, strif, man, come on, let me go ground, you can't go ground.
Let's go, Gord.
Oh, that's big info!
I think there's another R in it.
You sir, never mind, there's no P in it.
That's a word you just hate to say it.
What? Dude, don't tell me it's gonna be another slob one, bro. Come!
I have a punch pause theory that there is a second or in it and it goes second.
Never mind, that doesn't even make sense.
This is this is this is this is this is abominable. What am I looking at, dude?
I just realized I didn't even do a second word good because there was two D's in it.
Bro, what am I doing?
are not 2D's but already done a D.
E
rope
a rope
a rope
a rope
a rope
a rose
This is this is disgusting dude.
I'm about to tweak chat. I'm no joke about the tweak up in here. Like I'm dead serious
about the tweak got some of that brood oh listen to that brew right there
yeah just brood that one yeah
I need a little bit of this and that.
Yeah.
This and that right there.
Yeah.
Where is it?
Um, but yeah, anyway, Gigi.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Blurm
Dude, there's I mean I don't understand what's supposed to go sec like
This is disgusting man
And.
Oh.
A burn.
I'm about to take my draws,
I'll start throwing cheeks up here.
I swear.
I don't play Wato for two straight days
and I come back and it's just immediately slop.
Okay.
What is this slop in my ear, dude?
Headphone just beeped like, why?
Why my headphone beeping?
What's going on?
Why my headphone beeping?
Yeah, I'm one of getting naked in a minute. I'm literally like this close to conceding. I have no idea
Like this is this is like baffling
Got some more slop in my ear like get out my ear bruh
All right, I'm about to just have to do a disgusting throwaway word
Flurry. Flurry. Flurry. You mean to tell me that's not a word? I could start looking
that on a broader scope, maybe I is the last letter.
But I don't know what would go before it.
So now let me think of a, I need a extreme throwaway word
that ends in an I.
I don't have one.
I need to word it into an eye just to like.
I'm about to give this another,
I'm about to give this like another five minutes
and I'm calling it.
This is absolutely criminal.
This is straight criminal tab.
Like, I mean criminal, dude.
Oh, look, oh, here we go.
Like dog, what am I, what is this slut?
Did Tracy do this?
Let me find out Tracey did this one again, dude.
Yeah, if I get this one, I'm undisputed world world champion like unironically chat if
I wind up getting this one like undisputed world world champ, dude, like I mean it.
I mean it too.
like dog it makes absolute like what do you like what could possibly like I'm
out of options for second-letter letters dude like wait a minute no I'm not
I'm the stupidest person I've ever lived.
I'm so stupid.
I've been talking about being a witch for the past two weeks and like churning a pot
and this was in front of me the whole time.
Oh my goodness, I'm the guilt, baby.
Lord have mercy, I can't believe it was so simple.
I actually cannot believe that was so simple that whole time.
My jaw just popped G to the G. Got it though, didn't give up.
Straight perseverance, I swear, did not give up.
I don't know when I might give in, it's harding me again,
and I feel like just giving up.
Didn't give up.
I don't care, buddy, when the going gets rough.
Yeah, my jawpump.
Left jaw hurting again, Gigi.
Why my jawpump?
Uh, Swig, keep coping, hey, keep coping, bubba.
My mom just said, look at my chat logs, L-O-L.
Say something, mom.
Where are your chat logs at?
What was the word churn moist should always be your second word.
Yo Lena what's you talking about?
This actually fits Colger.
Yo mom you was trying to cheat imagine if I would have looked over and seen that.
You know, mom, you be cheatin'.
My mom is a known wordle cheater though,
but she admits to it when she cheats at least.
The W mom though.
Somebody said you were a cheater though.
I swear on my life actually.
life actually, like on my life, I swear, like, I don't know how to make it more clear, own
my life, own everybody's life that I love, own my grandma, own my other grandpa, own
Kitty on everybody. I love all my parents on
Everybody I own links life. I
Do not cheat at work. I'm dead serious
On everything I love, bro
Don't say that I ain't got no reason to not say cuz I don't cheat if I was cheating I wouldn't say that
Goober
use a goober ain't judy too bro ain't judy dead do you mean ain't judy been
dead about 10 years
I swear though what I look like cheating just like the people you say I cheated
are you smart to the big brother you coping you coping because you realize
man you can be smart and live in Arkansas
Hey, case says, because his birthday, we watched his use as 2024.
He's the only person that shout who has been there for my highs and lows.
It'll be amazing if we got mentioned by his favorite stream.
He was Logan, a happy birthday.
Yo, happy birthday, Logan, Chattel, Logan, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Logan!
Yo, happy birthday as well, Hannah.
Chattel, Hannah, happy birthday as well.
Happy birthday, Hannah as well.
W. Punch, thank you.
Yo, happy 21st birthday as well, Maddie.
chat till Maddie happy birthday as well. Yo, there's a lot of birthdays today. Yo,
Ken's, Ken's, Ken's key. Happy birthday, Ken's key as well. Ken's,
happy birthday, Ken's, thank you. Hey, case of this, got my private pilots license
at 17 years old. I want to say thank you for sure you did bud.
sure you did. I'm sure I'm yeah you sure did but you just got your private
pilot license at 17 years old. Big dog if I got on a dad gum airplane and my
pilot walked out and was still in high school. Big dog I'm grabbing a parachute
and I'm doing a triple backflip out of that thing and I'm landed in the middle
a specific ocean with a parachute. You done lost, yo, my, my pilot is bare minimum. Gonna
be 50. My pilot is gonna be between the, no, 45 to 55. Now 45 to 60 is how old the pilot's
gotta be 45 to 60 right up in there. I get on a pilot. Now you imagine you're 30,000
feet in the air. You're over like the Bermuda Triangle. And they're like, yo, did you know
our pilot 17 bro I grabbed the nearest parachute and I'm doing a swan ton bomb
out of the side of that plane bro you got me messed up yo cherry with the five
thank you now I'm joking yo congratulations on getting your private
pilot license though Andrew yo W Andrew for real thank you Andrew now I believe
If you want to go Andrew, I'm joking.
I'm joking, Andrew.
Congratulations, man.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
No joke.
That's wild.
You'll have your 11th birthday, Liam.
Chat show Liam happy birthday.
Case Mulberry County is currently, Mulberry County
too, is currently 90% done.
Is it really?
You already know I'm playin' that right there.
You already know.
Yo, it was good case of the stream.
Someone in the discord's death was one
if there was a way to enable closed captions
so they could watch your stream.
I do not, if there was a way, I wouldn't discover it.
You know what I could get though?
guess I might do a sign language back behind me, bro. That'd be tough, low-key.
Like, whole time I'm streaming, have somebody like, oh, stand it on the counter,
throw in sign language. Yo, that would be tough. They'd have to agree to everything,
though. Like, if I'm saying my draws are getting thrown off and I'm clapping
cheeks, they got to say that, too. I wonder how you would do sign language for
clapping cheeks.
How would they do some of the noises no they figured out
They figured out a hundred percent
Hey case did you see Spain won the World Cup? Yeah, when I fell asleep halfway through and regained consciousness. I'm like, oh they won
Dog, like, I don't know, bro, no offense, bro, but I swear, like that messy dude everybody
keeps glazing, that dude legitimately just walked back and forth the whole game.
I'm like, wait, this is the dude that everybody keeps saying is the goat?
That dude like walking back and forth.
I understand that's just like a role on the team, but like, bro, you can put me out there.
Let me be front right side walker.
Every time I walk soccer, I'm just baffled.
Like, yeah, they obviously know more than I do.
But it's like, bro, there's people walking around.
It's like just walking during the grocery store
looking for some bread.
It's like, bro, what is going on?
it's walking. Yeah, I don't know. Well, you know, parsley with the five. Thank you.
Messies to go. Hey, let me not let me not say nothing. But I've seen that they was
crunk though. Okay bet. Appreciate you, buried Osprey. Thank you. Yo, I hate to
hear that D jobs. RIP Godzilla. Thank you. Yo, rape page with the five. Thank you.
right page with the five. Thank you. They just revealed that the winner of the
$1.8 billion jackpot was the brother of the mayor of North Little Rock.
Well, GG.
I am. I have nothing to do with that. Just cause it's in Arkansas. Hey,
I ain't got nothing to do with that. Don't look at me.
Hey, don't don't look at me. I didn't ride it and rigged that
Yeah, what would you do if you want a 1.8 billion dollar jackpot, bro
You'll have your 25th birthday landed. Thank you
Yo happy our birthday Natalia and happy birthday as well Aaron. Thank you
give it away. Now, you know you're lying. You're going to win $1.8 billion. You're going to give every dime of it away. I'll send you my cash out, bud.
Hey, I'll send you my cash out.
pay off debts get my family houses put it in investments and make a charity
we get it bud you're a you're you're you're larking as a good person okay
stop larking as a good person so
stop put your money where your mouth is go do it
Adrian with the five. Thank you. Yo chat bro, there is some banger games coming
out this bro. Dude there was what's going on with them.
Camera look like some doo-doo.
Did y'all mess with this angle though?
Bro, angle low-key tug.
This tug!
Why did you move out?
dog
My house is literally in spittin distance. I didn't move out
Was about to say
What's about to say? Oh
Yeah, dude, there's some good guy bro. Look look do peat chat peat the game
coming out this week. Hold up. I took a picture on my phone. I was looking for games just to
answer a picture on my phone. I said, oh my good.
The one that I was drunk about. Dog, slog. Look at this. Yo, Gamma with the five. First off.
We played the demo to this game about a month or so ago.
This game comes out tomorrow.
But you know what other game comes out on the 21st, bro?
That we played the demo to so long ago,
and the demo was like absolutely goaded.
You ever played Welcome to the Game Freedist Week 2?
Yo, Brianna with the five.
Thank you.
at this game. Who remembers the demo that we played to this game? I've been
waiting so long for this game to come out, bro. This demo to this one was so
good. It was so good. That comes out day after tomorrow, your chibi with the five. Thank you.
Look what else.
Good, that giant taste like straight booty.
Why it taste like that?
Oh, that tastes like some straight moody juice, hold on.
Well, where'd my flavor go?
I'm about to hit a plug on y'all.
But that thing likes to drink.
Boom, man.
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That's right. I just disrespected you man. What you gonna do about it? I just straight up disrespected you up in here.
Just straight up disrespected, y'all.
How y'all feeling about that, huh?
How y'all feeling?
Just straight up disrespected you.
Ah!
Let me start this up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, look at that, right there.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Look at that, right there.
Yeah, look at that, right there.
Get my favorware shovel.
Oh, yeah, you hear that brew right there.
Listen to that.
For that sport right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I like that.
Mmm.
I like that right now.
Yeah.
I'm going to rinse your spoon off real quick.
My fault.
My fault y'all.
That's my bad.
That's my father, y'all.
That's my friend.
Woo!
Me and you, I'm sure you're the headlight.
You can have whatever you like.
Yeah.
Stacks on deck, patrol on ice.
We can pop bottles all night, baby.
You got whatever you like.
Oh, yeah, that's better.
That's better.
Yo, Gamma Ray with the TN.
Thank you.
Bro looks like the Kool-Aid man with the red hoodie on.
That's what I'm going for, Bubba.
Alexa with the five. Oh, yeah!
Look what else comes out.
Looking at it.
Looking at me sideways.
This also comes out in two days.
This the big one right here that we've been waiting on for a hot minute.
Who remembers this game? Tough.
Straight, tough!
What else was coming out?
Well, I just said I'm playing Welcome to the Game 3 this week, too, you simpleton.
You gonna call me a goober.
Hyped for that one?
Well, guess what?
You're banned.
You ain't about to have no excitement in your life.
See ya.
You thought you was going to come up in here.
Probably you hyped for that one. You don't lost your mind.
You hyped. Guess what? See ya.
Now I'm playing.
Now I'm joking.
Sleepy with the five.
And I think the, uh...
Bro, it's hot in Arkansas.
Not only is it hot in Arkansas,
it is like record breaking heat in Arkansas.
all. It is like, like where I am like specifically, it is like so hot that like it is like unbelievably
hot. It's like 100 degrees, unironically 100 degrees and about 90% humidity at the same
time. It's like the worst of the worst. It's like the devil walked by you. It's like in
the grocery store and like the devil walked by you. It's like, man, it's just got hot
all of a sudden. It's like that constantly over here. Like literally, it's like a demon
was like looking at you. Yup. Unbelievably high. Minnesotans like that too. There ain't
way ain't Minnesota known for being cold wait Minnesota is known for being cold
ain't it I don't know what y'all saying but cow that's all I know
I don't know what y'all saying, but cap.
Is that still life playing?
I love that song.
How did you know this song by name?
Groves got ball knowledge, I guess.
I could barely hear the song.
How did you hear it and know the name of it?
Yo, ugly with the 10 W ugly with the 10. Thank you.
Oh, the back rooms dude made this one didn't it?
Oh, yeah. Cain Parsons. Just dox them.
but yeah what was I saying oh yeah I've been on I've been looking for minimum I
have been looking for abandoned factories minimum like 90 to a hundred
thousand square feet to turn into the IRL back room so I can stream out of
there. So I'll keep y'all updated though. I'm keep y'all updated. Y'all think I'm playing
too. Y'all think I'm playing too. Joe Bard is talking about you. No, we ain't. But um,
can I come visit? You don't, you don't lost your mind. You ain't gonna, you ain't coming
nowhere near me. You, you don't lost your mind over here. Can I come visit buddy?
You better check yourself. You ain't coming nowhere near me.
Anyway, he's in your house. Who? Joe Barsam. Yo, Joe.
Yeah.
That would be a security threat if he was because how to bro figure out where I live. That's a problem
Not gonna
Fish tank I
Don't bro Chad fish tanks are cool, bro, but I'll be feeling bad about them fish, bro
They ain't got enough room to be swimming. Oh
Oh, now I'll be through the bathroom fears, man.
You know I like some animals, except Komodo dragons.
I wish nothing but the worst.
I saw another disgusting, oh my goodness, I hate Komodo dragons.
They just randomly popped up.
There's just a group of Komodo dragons eaten like a baby cow.
I hate Komodo dragons, and I actually cannot stand them, bro.
I hate Komodo Dragon, dawg.
I actually cannot stand those things, bro.
Every video I see, it's like, okay, if you want to go hunt me, something that's fine.
They eat everything they kill alive.
I hate them, dude.
They're cute.
Yeah, I wish a Komodo dragon would be anywhere near me.
I'm blowing it up, I swear.
Haley with the tin, I hate Komodo dragons.
They eat every animal that they kill, they eat it alive.
They eat it alive, I hate nature, bro.
Nature is so cruel, it's like sickening how cruel nature is.
You know how the wildlife photographers be like filming
And they're like, oh, you can't intervene on the circle of life.
You got me messed up.
If I'm like a wildlife photographer,
and I'm in the Sahara, and I see like a Komodo dragon
about to eat like a baby cow, I'm stepping in.
I swear I'm stepping in.
You got me, I can't, bro, you can find some meat somewhere.
Bro, I hate it, bro, I hate it.
I randomly saw another video of like a group
of Komodo dragons eating like a baby cow
that's eating while it's alive.
I'm like, dude, I actually hate these things.
I hate them.
It's like, is it that hard to kill
whatever you're eating before you start eating it, man?
Like, is it that hard?
Like, seriously?
But you eat steak?
Correction, bud, I don't eat steak.
And also correction, I don't start cutting up a cow
from the booty cheeks up while it's still moving.
like what you talking about calm down now I'm calling now I saw another video I
think it was yesterday I saw another video about this group of I hate them I
actually hate them things bro like I don't know just kill whatever you know
what else I can't say it either bro bro people be treating seafood back brossey
people when they get a crab they might cut all its legs off and stuff before
they kill them. I'm like bro just kill the crab man.
Every time I see a nature video bro I just it it ruins my day man. It's like
bro I wish there was like an instantaneous kill button on every animal
that I was about to get eaten. It's like oh baby cow about to get eaten by a lion.
Just instantaneous kill button. Bro why you gotta eat it? Why does it lie
I'll be getting upset greatly
That's why if I do like a seafood boy here like if I do a crawled in seafood bowl or like a crab ball
Then I don't want to be be dumping them dip dip dip crawl dancing and think what I still like pinching
Like then crawled dead sitting there peaching like oh here y'all about to go take a bath boys
And they dump a whole pot of crawled deads in a bowl of water like they got messed up
So they went to crab
But hey, we're about to I'll be watching like a view of somebody cooking something. Well, we about to steam this crab
I'm like all right. Let's see how he kills it before he steams it not throw it in the steamer while it's alive
I'm like
What? What's you doing?
Killing.
Dude, it's been an hour of play a game, see you never.
That wasn't a joke that time. Peace.
That lost your mind.
But you think you talked. I'll sit here and talk the whole street for a while, too.
That lost your mind up here.
Been a game player. I'll sit here for another two hours.
Do what I want to do bros mad at the circle of life
Yeah, I
Don't think I think they're like spawn camping shouldn't exist
Like animal that just gives birth and immediately gets killed by like a lion or something like you just spawn camp it
I think there's there needs to be like at least like a month grace period for an animal that was born for it
Like bro, yours feels like animals that get born and just instantly get killed and eaten. It's like hello
I'm about to be you know what I'm about to become a vegan
I'm vegan you know what I'm vegan now
I'll be dead in a month because I'm going to starve to death, but I'm vegan oh
By the way
I'm looking real smart right now because I heard a bunch of people's like literally crapping their cell from eating vegetables now
I've been talking crazy about fruits and vegetables for like four straight years on stream
And now all of a sudden everybody's crapping herself from eating them, and I'm just sitting back here like I
Told you so I
Always get my retribution in the end buddy
Hey, I always get my retribution in the end
Bro knew, but didn't warn anybody.
What you mean you ignored the signs?
I've been telling you I quit eating fruits in Vietnam.
I never said that.
That's bad information.
I've never said that.
I've never said that.
Veggies are bad for you.
Ha ha ha.
I don't know about all that now.
But I tell you one thing, I don't like them.
Skeleton with the fire, thank you.
What was I saying?
Want to talk about spawn camping, but you eat eggs?
That is completely different than eating something
that was just born up and walking
and killed within 30 seconds of it being born and walking.
It's an egg!
How you even trying to make that comparison mods get him out of here?
He stay promoting Taco Bell to man.
I'm promoting something.
I forget Taco Bell.
You'll better with the five. Thank you.
They aren't fertilized yet. What the eggs that we eat? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly. They ain't fertilized yet, bud. You're trying to act smart.
You know, I lost your mind up in here.
Oh, yeah.
What's that other game that's coming out?
Is it Cloud Rooms?
Case I saw a fox in my yard today,
and it was dragging a dead baby deer, R-I-B.
Do nature's terrible, I swear.
I swear, bruh.
Bro, it's like.
That's messed up, man.
Clown.
bro this comes out in two days as well yo chat there is bop after bop after
bop after bop dropping this week bro Lord have mercy man
nature's brutal but animals need to eat too no just go eat some grass or
something how come a cow can do it and you can't
Exactly. You ain't got no excuse. Looking like a big old silverback gorilla. You see
how big and strong the silverback gorilla's beginning? Guess what they eat? Straight up
leafs and stuff like that. Straight up. We, yeah. You know what? I don't know. I like
I like fish, bro. I like fish. I like chicken.
But you can feel bad for him and still eat it, though, right?
It's like, man, it's messed up.
But I want me a spicy chicken sandwich with mayo.
Man.
I don't know bro, but I do be feeling bad for a man
Why does every protein have a special name besides chicken chicken does have a special name it's poultry
You're welcome
You're welcome poultry
You are welcome
So, you've never hunted or know anyone that has.
Yo Lizzie, I live in the middle of the woods, Arkansas.
Yes, I know people that hunt.
Yo Lizzie, I just pulled up your chat logs.
You are cruising for a bruise in here.
You're about to get banned.
Yo Lizzie, you need to like, you need to take two steps back and like reevaluate your
chat logs are straight slot by the way you need to you better relax. What is this in
my ear? Why is somebody talking in the middle of this song? What is that?
Yeah say something Lizzie. No I'm waiting Lizzie say something.
You're gonna hear one of her chats just for an example of one of her chats a
a meat eater complaining about a meat eater LMAO like that just that you're like
Found the vegan. No, she larping as a vegan. She ain't no vegan. She larping as a vegan
Lizzie said, hey, I will stop.
Yo, bro got scared, bro.
Bro got scared for real.
Yo, that's crazy, bro. You're good, Lizzie. I'll let you slide. I'll let you slide, Lizzie.
Okay, bet. Appreciate you, Ray. Thank you, Ray. Appreciate that as well, Zab. Thank you.
What's up, I'm playing
Chat yeah, goob lagoon coming out on the 31st to one thing on let me play it early
Check if you think I'll let me play it early
Oh, yeah, I did say Thursday I'm gonna do a granny three one today, huh?
For my annual granny series play through.
Yo, Chad, it's a little key hot in here, good stream, I'm gonna catch up tomorrow.
Too hot in here, peace.
No, I'm playing well chat y'all know that every year I do a granny series play through I played through granny one I
I
Played granny to
And that's granny three
Emphasis on the played granny 3 or granny 2
Emphasis on that
By the way, just in case I didn't know granny 2 sucks a
Granny 2's terrible
Actually, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I'll say this
If Granny 2 would take out limping, like the option to where your camera ain't sitting
here doing this every time you walk, like if it didn't do that every time you walk in
Granny 2 once you like fail, and that it would be fine, other than that it'd be fine.
literally its entire problem man what's this monitor doing, bro?
Plane
Claim
We download it chat look at this by the way
Look at this
where you live January in January of 2025?
Were y'all even born then?
That was a long time ago, bruh.
Look at Hobo Tough Life.
Let me download it while I'm waiting,
Well, I'll look it up all the way on this download take like two seconds
Hobo tough life
Wow that was quick
Chat I'm looking
That's a $30 game you don't lost your mom, bro
Wow, you don't lost your mind.
I never played a game this expensive on stream.
You got me messed up.
What?
the decades spent up in the communist regime what love can finally breathe a
sigh of relief many were looking forward to this change but times are changing
maybe a bit too fast not everyone 30 dollar and keep up those who can't
I'm left behind. One of those unfortunate people around by the society is you.
It don't matter, it's not about the money, it's like the more expensive the game is, the worse it is.
It's not about how much it costs, Shannon. I'm not sitting here saying, like, oh, I got it.
Bro, the more expensive the money is, the game is, this more sucks.
Every day is a fight for survival.
The most common things are luxury.
Seek shelter wherever you can to keep yourself warm and dry.
Scavenge for food.
Rely on the kindness of strangers.
That's not happening.
Or take advantage of it.
If you want to survive, you will need friends, allies, shelter, supplies.
Why can't I walk around blood-making?
Because danger lurks behind every corner.
You dare to stab? Oh!
You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me that the contraband police DLC needs to come out like expeditiously.
You are homeless, not hopeless.
Shibari with the TNW Shibari with the TN. Thank you now. Case built like Ronnie Coleman with
the five gift that you are modded buddy. I'll consider. I'll consider didn't look too bad.
$30 for that. What you talking about?
You can get three CC's pizza with $30, three large.
Lock in chat.
Hey, lock in your happy birthday, my Asia. Thank you.
What?
Jinxie simulator.
What?
You think Jinxie runs around on the roads butt naked in his off time?
I doubt it.
That's me.
Chad, it's been over a year, dude.
Granny 3 annual play through.
It has been over a year, Ski Dog.
Look at Grandpa with his shotgun.
Oh man, I got nostalgia already.
Straight up nostalgia.
Lock the enchantment!
After a great three-month, baby!
Yeah!
I
We're not going to shoot them down now!
You two all be shooting at me!
You two all be shooting at me!
You two all be shooting at me!
Don't be shooting that gun all the time, grandpa!
Quit it!
Oh!
Quit it, pal!
Quit shooting that gun now!
Here we go, it's been a minute.
It has been a minute since
Granny three. But here we
Granithy Gloria Garnet three.
Hard mode. I ain't doing it.
You gotta be messed up.
you know. We're back.
Chad, it's been a hot minute. Do I still got the sauce?
I think I do.
It's a shame that they never made
another one. I don't know why. I
guess they're allergic to good
making good games because they
just decided I'm done. Look at
it, man. This is my home. This
is my home chat. Oh my goodness.
Look at this place. Cinema.
cinema straight cinema dude
Billy with the fire thank you Billy with the fire
put that gun down grandpa don't do it
That's not a pay-up, bro.
Well, well, well, it's been a good while since I've seen the inside of this cell right here.
It has been a good while, but it is okay.
because you know what granny's like Chad I've said it before I'll say it again
granny's like riding a bike you never forget never forget that is a
absolutely insane name thank you for the five gift and I guess there's a lot
Big chat. I swear I remember like it was yesterday.
Oh, Granithy, where you at?
Don't play with me, Grandma.
Come on, chat, I'm long.
I'm long.
Let's see what they have. This is hard mode, by the way. Hard mode.
Is anyone else lagging? It's just you, big dog.
Okay.
Matches.
Okay.
It's been a minute. I gotta get back used to it.
Look at Granithy.
I got to remember where all the stuff is, I got to remember my exits, all of that.
I'm lagging too.
Check out lagging.
Exactly.
I just heard grandpa load his shot gun chat.
I am cooked.
Nothing in here.
So I remember the biggest thing that I did, like my biggest strategy, was I would get
underneath grandpa's bed.
I would wait for grandpa to go to sleep.
And once he went to sleep, I would grab his shot gun.
I think that's what I did in granny gauntlet 2.0.
I'm pretty sure that's what I did on all my runs back when
I was like top three in A. I would always
go under grandpa's bed, wait for him to go to sleep,
grab his shotgun, and from that point forward,
you could actually move around.
Next step, need to get underneath grandpa's bed.
I hear somebody walking.
Yeah, grandma go somewhere
There.
See, thank you.
Did you see her nails?
When did she start getting her nails done?
Somebody clip that now.
When did Granny start getting her nails done?
Oh, no.
Prada got too much motion, bruh.
Bro!
Look, yup.
WHO IS GRANNY FAMOUS LIKE?!
Is this a new update since when does Randy go to the nail salon?
Hello?
Grandma, go somewhere.
Look, you can see me even better when she walks by.
Why is she sliding up in here, bro?
since when is she slaying up in here man you done lost your mind granny yes I'd
like to book a reservation to get my nails done yes man what's your name
And, Granithy Gloria Darnett, thank you.
Okay.
Next step, current step.
We need to get upstairs
and get underneath grandpa's bed,
wait for grandpa to take a nap,
grab the shotgun, firewood that's big.
Wait for grandpa to go to sleep, grab the shotgun, blow his head, scratch that.
Uh-oh.
Y'all remember what else I used to do in this game?
Y'all remember when I used to have to hide his shotgun?
when I would knock them out?
I mean, sit in nails, Grandma!
Hold up!
Granny, we get it.
You just, oh my goodness, she never does this.
We get it, Granny.
You got your nails done.
She never does this.
We get it.
OK, the weapon.
OK, I use this.
This also goes to the second floor.
She boobied the door.
We got to get in grandpa's room right now.
We are in.
Now! We wait.
souls, rule number one of granny three. Get underneath grandpa's bed and you
simply wait for grandpa to take a nap. When grandpa falls asleep, he's gonna lay
the shotgun right here beside his bed. We crawl out from under the bed, grab the
shotgun, blow his head smooth off his shoulders, granny walks in, we shoot her
are dead. Claim insurance, claim money, live the rest of your life with them
millions because you know they got motion.
All we gotta do is wait for grandpa to take a nap now.
That's all we gotta do is wait.
What else was she going to do the whole year you were gone?
Of course, she got her nails done.
True, low key.
Y'all remember that one run I did of Granny Gottlick 2.0
and I sat here for like 30 minutes waiting for grandpa
to take a nap.
I don't know what grandpa, grandpa just came off
the energy drink that time.
Yo, lovers with the 10, thank you, W lovers with the 10.
Maybe she knew, because I told y'all Thursday
I was gonna do a granny three run.
She knew I was coming back to play again,
and over the weekend she got her nails done.
I should've said, I bet if I wouldn't have told y'all
Thursday I was playing granny three tonight,
she wouldn't have got her nails done.
I should've said that Thursday.
How about you in a bet?
just because he was in the stream bruh she was in the stream
when my stream crashed that's like one of you was in the live after my stream
crashed a lot of y'all wasn't there bruh a lot of y'all probably bounced y'all
missed out on cinema went out in the woods again blood naked no draw zone
live
Come on, Grandpa, you know you want to come take a nap.
You may be wondering, why is he just sitting here right now?
This is unironically a strategy.
In case you're just getting in here, this is legitimately a my granny three strategy.
Yeah, I wait for grandpa to go to sleep.
Pete gameplay?
Yeah, ball knowers know that this is unironically.
Yo, I feel bougie with this big old curved monitor right here,
bruh.
I'm an epic gamer, dude.
Yo, midnight with the five.
Thank you.
Grandpa, where are you at?
Yo, Grand Pothede Gerald Darnett, where are you, dude?
Can you please come take a nap?
What's he taking so long?
Grandpa!
Grandpa, I've been under this bed for about four minutes.
even to tell me you still ain't come to the nap yet.
Patience young sprout.
Y'all will learn it one day, chat patience.
You'll learn it one day.
Good things come to those that wait.
And as soon as grandpa gets in here, and he lays his head on
pillow. He's getting his head blown off with a shotgun. Straight up.
What difficulty are we doing? Hard mode.
Chad, what is he doing?
I'm about to slip some melatonin into his coffee.
So Bro comes to take a nap.
I'll leave, man.
Camping?
No, this is a strike.
Yeah, grandpa for Diet Coke again.
Yo, Nikki with the five, thank you.
the absence of action doesn't mean things aren't happening.
Granda Fee Gloria Garnett. Why don't you tell grandpa to come in here and lay down?
She got heels on bro. What does she do?
Yo, Alan with the file. I hear him. He's coming up here.
He's coming up here right now
Case is white delores with the five get the thank you. He's coming up here chat wait
Legitimately any minute now this is on the longer end of like how long it could take
Yo Benji's dookie diapers with the 50
with the 50 gift with the 50 gift and Lord have mercy.
appreciate that. Charter with the five. Appreciate that.
Benji for real with the 50 gifted. Thank you.
Lodge with the five and left eyelash with the five.
Thank you. My fault. My fault, y'all.
Yo, Grandpa, what are we doing right now, Grandpa, if you don't get in here?
Chad, what does he do?
I hear him. He's coming up here right now. He's coming up here right now. Watch.
He's coming up here.
Patience young sprout.
Good things come to those that wait.
Patience. Don't get greedy. In a world without gold, we might have been heroes. Patience.
You'll be up here any minute, any minute now, patience.
You're doing it wrong, big dog, this is the only, what do you mean you're doing, what
What?
Hey, y'all could be tweaking if you want to.
It legitimately is going to pay off when he walks in here.
Every time we do this strap, I gotta correct y'all.
As soon as he walks in here, it pays off, just saying.
Hey, y'all gonna be feeling like some goofy doobers.
I'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goober's yeah goofy
goofy goofy goofy goofy goober
yo where you at case this is different
No, this is not we have to it was literally a meme back when I was doing granny got the 3.0
that this was like my my safe place underneath grandpa's bed and granny 3 is essentially
like my second office I might as well put like a little desk and like a little lamp and like
paperwork in here. This is like the office. Restart, bro, what do you mean restart? This
is going to work. Oh, you're talking about IRL room. I'm in a warehouse in the kitchen.
I just saw a shadow.
I will admit, this is a relatively longer waiting
period for grandpa, but it is inevitable still.
There isn't a universe that exists
where he doesn't come in here, in case that's
what you're worried about, like he comes in here no matter what.
We've been under this bed for 20 minutes or so.
We've been on here for maybe eight minutes, tops.
Calm down.
And even if, even if we was under this bed for a solid 30 minutes, it would still be worth it when he walks in to get the shotgun.
It would, unironically, still be worth it.
No, yes.
Because if you don't do this, the rest of the run is no joke.
10 fold more difficult than it would be without doing this.
I'm dead serious.
Here he is, here he is, I hear him, here he is, it's fine, all the waiting's paid off,
I hear him.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Here he is.
I need to make this my computer background.
Here he is, here he is.
Here he is.
Cran-paw!
Crap, I'll take a nap.
It's past, bro.
It is not past, because it's not a glitch.
I can guarantee you in under five minutes, he's coming in here ghostly, under five minutes.
Prediction yeah let's run out let's cancel the current prediction and run out of the
when genius is over here.
Production, like bro, you can't run two at once.
What if he's stuck somewhere?
This game was too far ahead of its time
for a mere glitch like that to exist.
The game's too well made for that to ever happen.
He will be here.
He legitimately any second now, like no joke, any second.
Here he is right now, he's about to walk through that door.
I will start a family before grandpa comes in here.
Bro, y'all need to learn some patience, man.
This is doing just as much good as me running around the house would be.
No, I'm dead serious.
Me sitting under this bed is legitimately just as good as if I spent the past
10 minutes running around because what this does is it makes it available to
run around carefree.
Grandpa's too busy lorping with granny. You should not have the right to use
that word. That doesn't even make sense. What do you mean? He's
larping with grant. What does that even make bro? Do you
understand that word even means?
Femboy with the five gifted. Thank you. Here he is.
Grandpa had a heart attack somewhere in the house.
Don't give up chat do not give up seriously. I'm dead serious. It's gonna pay off if you if you gotta believe in something believe in me right now
Maybe grandpa went to his job. No, he doesn't have a job. They got too much emotion
I am playing. I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't in our best interest. What I'm doing
right now is legitimately what is best for us to win this. Y'all think I'm trolling?
Pump you with the file. Yo Kase, what are you doing? We are currently playing Brandy
three hard mode. We are waiting for grandpa to come in here and take a nap so we can kill him.
I'll tell you exactly how it's going to go. He walks in here symmetrical with the five.
He walks in here. We blow his head off. We blow granny's head off. We hide the shotgun up in
the bell tower and we can play the rest of the game for free. Yep.
Jeff, they call me the Granny Goliath for a reason.
I know what I'm doing.
Can grandpa sleep somewhere else I've never played?
Don't ask me again!
He sleeps here and here only.
Y'all like how I pulled that thing off
what I do call it about that Pikachu?
Ha ha!
Yo, A.V. with the fox.
Do you hear that, I told you!
Hey, Granny, how you doing?
Where's the gun?
Where the ammo at, cop?
Why did the shotgun only have one bullet?
Well, you hate to see it.
I guess, since it's been so long since I've played this, I forgot that in hard mode, because
The shotgun only comes with one bullet in it.
Am I limping?
Yes, I'm limping reset.
Cool.
Well, pay him up.
I died.
Well, I'm not waiting again.
I'm not gonna do the wait this time. I'm just gonna not do the wait
It's been almost two years since I've done this even Michael Jordan missed a free throw every now and then
Wait he just come down here
I think somebody's coming down here.
What happened?
So the plan came to fruition.
I killed grandpa when he went to sleep and grand-grand he walked in and only came with
one bullet. And I died. Chris Bluefield with the five. Thank you.
Nothing burger with the five Mr.
Bled with the oh my goodness.
I just remember my contract.
I just remembered that's going to
make them both come down here and I'm going to be able to one up for free.
Too easy. Still got it. Oh, still got it, buddy. What you talking about?
Hey.
Oh, still got it.
Well, you just hate to see it.
Anybody in here, Grandpa?
Grandpa!
You can turn off limping in Granny 3.
Yo 8 with the 10, thank you, can't you actually?
band. You washed Chad dog. I'm playing the minute. Only on
All right, I got this you can only just say Olympic on Android
What
I thought you said like it's like riding a bike it is I can still do it
But you're not gonna be as clean as you once were at the start
Android is better than iPhone.
Yeah, you all think
Android better now phone?
Shranky.
Chris Bluefield with the five.
I feel like 90% of people got off though so.
Okay, let me lock in.
Let me lock in.
Should I go downstairs and do my strap?
All right, let's do this so we can go upstairs for free.
We need the weapon key, bad.
Okay. Okay, chat. This is the one walking in, dude.
Too easy. Yo, Gray with the TN. Thank you.
You lock him.
Claim.
Abominably claim.
Incomprehensibly claim.
Yeah.
Shed key acquired.
Could this be the one?
Yes.
Yes, it good.
Nice.
nice now we need chat we need the the weapon key severely bad
Yeah, you got some goobers in your type of pole, there's already a prediction, you simpleton.
Like, what is wrong with y'all?
Let me cook.
Watch this move right here.
Clean.
There is no pole.
Hey, Buster, just flowing from stupid town?
I wish I wouldn't even look at it because it's 86% on yes, I will die.
You all remember the look at Granithy Gloria Darnett.
You about to have a heat stroke out here.
It's too hot for you to be outside.
Won't you go inside?
What you got?
Cable?
What you got? Cable?
Oh, we're talking, oh, you're talking about polling Android versus iPhone.
Then just say that.
You already did it while I'm doing another one because I didn't see it.
LARPing, LARPing, actually LARPing.
three three fours of air body in here. Got a high phone bro. What you talking about?
Check. Y'all remember the queso certified jump down spot?
So clean.
So clean!
Let's go look in the shed.
We're going to look in the shed.
The next thing that we need to find is the...
Granny is on something. I don't know what she's on, but she's on something.
Granny is off a diet coke again.
She's stream sniping, Jay, I'll think Granny's stream sniping.
Case use, Granny three evolved to disable limping.
It came out two days ago.
three of all. Wait, refund now. Brutus and Chris with a five.
I'm about to get a virus, D.J.
Granny
Granny
Three
Evolved
had his own game Joel should I do it as a virus 100% I'm doing it though if you
can turn limp and off I don't have to why this actually just came out why I
I downloaded it. It's downloading.
See? Now if I get killed, I don't have to quit.
You see what I'm saying, Chad?
You better download my game.
Look at what it's doing.
Where my game at?
Oh, it's downloading.
They're mine.
I didn't know that I didn't know the download start on my phone.
Warning Trojan virus installed.
Well, well, that is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's outloaded.
Granny three evolved from 12 hours ago.
What are the odds of that?
Oh, man, it's hacking my PC.
Oh, man.
Look at it.
Just straight hacking me.
Where did it go?
Where's my game buster?
Why is it not popping up?
Yeah, about to start throwing my cheeks.
Run.
Yeah.
Run.
Run anyway.
usually after it gets done extracting a file it immediately pops up where the
game is it's not doing that now
why not
Well, Gigi, do you download a virus?
Yeah.
Charlie wants a free PC, comes with a virus on it.
Oh, look at my new background I got by the way.
I'm not kidding.
Kitty.
Kitty.
That thing's tall.
That thing's tall, Chad. No joke.
Go to the files and find the exe chat. We got a genius in the midst
Three of all the exe
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Right now.
Wow, look at this.
Granny three evolved just came out apparently 12 hours ago.
Oh my goodness, they got a battle pass.
Play.
Granny, grandpa, smooth movement, sure.
Difficulty, hard mode.
Random items.
I don't see the option to turn limping off.
I apologize, there it is.
Thank you so much.
There we go.
K-SOS dookie staying with the five gifted.
I got it, Chad, this is it.
I turn a V-sync on.
V-sync nerds ain't winning today.
Not today, you ain't.
Gee, gee, why this looks clean.
Oh my goodness.
Chell, look how clean this looks.
Screamtare?
There's legitimately not Screamtare.
Let's get him out of here.
Is this a bod?
No.
Type one, if you believe.
This looks so clean.
Oh my goodness, why does this look so clean?
Bro, it's like a whole new game.
That didn't mean that.
Shotgun shell physics?
Why was it?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
No.
I need the swimming shot.
I got to get back upstairs.
Chad, Grandpa, usually don't sleep there.
Chad, why was Grandpa sleeping there?
Why'd you throw the gun away?
You wouldn't question Michael Jordan when he was playing basketball, would you?
Exactly.
Don't question me, Buster.
I know what I'm doing.
What is that?
Oh, is that the log?
I'm about to drop a log on somebody's forehead.
Got the log.
what is that? I was at the log. I'm about to drop a log on somebody's forehead.
Got the log. Look at Granithy down there. What's Granithy doing?
Best case scenario, I could somehow develop a way to throw this log two
floors down. I don't think it's possible. Let me give it a try.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm actually back. Oh my goodness. I am back, buddy.
You don't look too good without your shotgun, do ya's?
I forgot to close the trunk.
I forgot to close the trunk.
I usually bring the shotgun up here so he can't get it, but I didn't have time.
That is unbelievable.
He actually just walked back there and got it.
That's unbelievable.
If he's outside, I'm dead.
I gotta get a pebble right now.
There's the pebbles.
Check, there's no pebbles.
I need another one.
I got two.
Miss five gig from who?
I got two.
Now we can now we can make a move here.
Lock in chat now we can make a move.
All we got to do now is either sneak grandpa or beat him in a gunfight.
1v1 shotgun versus slingshot, who wins?
She's hooked up!
You don't want to smoke grandpa I promise you.
Grandpa you don't want to smoke.
Where is he at?
Where is he?
Relax, everybody relax, everybody relax.
Does grandpa have an invisibility cloak?
I got to be careful. I got to get a shotgun. That is the next main step is to get grandpa
shotgun right now. Do you think I can beat him in a gun fight?
No, I'm not shooting good I'm scared I'm scared
It didn't knock him out!
Chad, I have to get that shot going, dude.
Leona with the five, thank you.
Yes. Yes. Relax. Relax. Now, we move around now. We move around now. I need to bring
this shotgun to the third four so grandpa can't I need to bring the shotgun to the
third floor so grandpa can't get to it. But I also need to use it. So
Granithy Gloria Garnett. You are not going to be a piano player.
Grandpa, I got you shotgun.
Hey, Granny, come give me a kiss!
Oh, God, get out of my face!
You're going to lose your mind, Granny!
Coin.
This goes downstairs.
Coin goes downstairs.
Coin toss.
We go upstairs and look around now.
If you're locked in.
What is that?
What is that?
Hey grandpa, you want your shotgun back?
Hey Granny, I like your nails.
Shotgun is officially out of grandpa's reach.
Beautiful.
I got some use out of it and it's out of his reach now.
Beautiful.
Unless I die, he'll get it back, I'm pretty sure.
Get back upstairs and look around some more.
So what do we have, Chad? We have the coin, the train key.
What else do we have?
Look around up here, what's in here shotgun shells?
Log, I'm glad y'all logged that, logged that, that I got the log.
Thank you for logging that down.
Keira with the five, W. Keira with the five, thank you.
What does the bird have?
Cable. We need matches.
There's the crank.
Where are the other items? Okay, we need to go get...
We need to go downstairs and get the coin. That's our next step.
Walk in.
Ramp off, quick, play with me.
Ah!
I
Wider with the five, thank you
Next step we go downstairs with the coin chat. I gotta get pebbles first though
You always have to keep pebbles on you in this game always
2-14 with the five. Thank you.
Train or the gate? Did that just despawn? Preferably the gate.
But if train is the only option, we'll do train.
I don't know what that code was for, Chad.
Pebbles.
I'm dead.
Shh, shh, shh.
Not in here, Gwimmy.
Chad, I'm so locked in right now. I'm in flow state.
Oh, the code is that Easter egg? Okay, got it.
Clean. Got the ticket.
W ticket, Chad. W ticket.
Scan me. I'm good, Bubba. Yeah. What's in here? I know the crowbar always spawns in
here because it's bar in the door. Let me look around real quick. What's the ticket
before so the robot doesn't, oh, is this the Easter egg?
Oh, I'm dead.
Shh, I'm not dead.
No, no, no, no.
clean.
clean.
absolutely insanely clean.
Now I need to get out of here without dying, which could be a problem.
Okay, GG chat.
The thing is, getting out of here with no ammo is very difficult.
Just give cranny a kiss. I've tried. She played too much.
If I can get outside, we're good.
Recap, I just got here. Mods, get them out of here. Where you been at, Buster?
Tanner's Bodacious Dunk Truck with the tin gifted. Oh, I see
I'm dead they're right here they're like right above me
No ammo, I know.
If I can get outside, we're good.
Move.
Move.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
We're back.
Oh my goodness, I'm playing this like prime.
No, I don't want to play hide and seek, Griny.
Long. Oh my goodness, I'm long.
Relax.
Huh?
Hit night night, Griny.
Okay, I have the safe key.
Need to bring safe key to the safe and then unlock the safe.
I'll seal him with the five, thank you.
Okay, y'all understand that?
Plain.
Clay, chat, we're playing this, Clay!
Come here, Granny!
Good night, Grandma.
This is the first time I've seen something like this before.
Oh, my God.
Chat, relax.
Relax right now.
Calm down!
Okay.
We need the plank.
We need the plank.
But the thing is, I don't know where the plank is.
I also do not know where the key to the shed is.
Chad, do y'all know where the key to the shed is?
It's in the shed.
Are you playing granny today?
I'm fucked up.
Wait, Chad, I need to go get the crowbar.
Chad, we gotta get the crowbar.
You wouldn't know why I need to get the crowbar?
Because I need to get the crowbar, I need to bring the crowbar to the roof.
We need to get the crowbar.
We bring the crowbar to the roof.
I bring the crowbar here.
Drop the crowbar down here.
Open that crate and see what's in it.
Type one if you believe.
Silver with the five, thank you.
What was I doing?
Oh, yeah.
Shh, shh.
All part of the planning chat.
Clean!
Where you at, Grandpa?
Clean.
Move.
Hello there, but dead for it's been a minute yet.
Need the slingshot back right now.
that I'm so locked in it's actually insane dude.
Chad, look at me.
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking bro.
Okay.
Ammo, it's fine.
Okay.
Okay. Do you understand? Me too.
Oh!
Electric switch, we need that. That goes in the shed, yeah?
I'm a simpleton. Oh my goodness. I'm a simpleton. It's insane. Hey, Gwanny, ready? Come back.
Wait, Chad, where is the, uh, where is the shed key then?
Do I die?
Yeah, I'm not worse than that.
GG. What difficulty is this hard mode?
That's not what I wanted.
I have a question let's go get the teddy bear
we go get the teddy bear chat hold up
First, let's get some pebbles.
Oh, they got hit with abs.
Okay.
Okay.
Should I check the whole kitchen, didn't I?
We're good here.
We're good here.
We're close to beating it.
Yo, squid with the five.
Spock up!
Spock up!
Catchin' bodies.
have they been dead for a minute?
Chad, I'm so locked in.
Hey, Slimdrina, how you doin'?
Locked in.
Wait, Chad, that goes down stairs, doesn't it?
Wait.
We can just take the train.
I have the key, the electrical switch, and that now.
We just take the train.
GG.
You don't have the accelerator.
You're right.
You're right.
OK.
Yeah, you're right.
Chalami cook.
Chalami cook.
Chalami cook.
Let me go.
Granithy?
Hurry up, Grandpa!
Grandpa, you gotta hurry!
more pebbles and we're fine.
Okay, chat.
We still haven't found a plank.
The plank has to be in the shed or it could be just a plank spot in that other room downstairs.
I don't see the plank in there.
I'm locked. Let me kill Granny real quick.
Where is Granithy?
Founder!
What?
We'll go here.
Clay.
Clay.
Say it Jack say it click
One more pebble would be nice not gonna lie
Go it
Okay, we need them both to spawn
on. That said that said padlock key, right? That's what it said padlock key.
Somebody's right in here. Somebody's got to walk right in front of the door. Maybe. Yes,
Cripple.
Crazy shot.
I am terrible.
I am terrible.
My bad.
Where's Grandpa?
Night!
Where's Grandpa?
Bro, I hear him running.
That was a crazy risk, by the way, oh, my.
Okay, look here.
We need two of the vases with water.
Two of the vases with water.
I am so bad.
I am so bad.
Clayne.
Do I go for pebbles or do I go straight for the water?
Go for the water.
I'm an idiot.
I just died.
I have made a mistake.
I have made a mistake.
It didn't break. We're good.
It's over. It's never over.
You don't know why it's never over because I'm the granny Goliath.
So I need to go back upstairs with the slingshot and get the other vase is what
needs to happen.
I need to wait for him to both spawn and take him out again.
New background, yeah, you messin' with it.
Lock in.
But here's the thing.
And it's risky going back upstairs.
Wait, no, it's not.
You want to know why?
Exactly.
Watch this.
Did you see the or I just walked in the house with?
No, there's no melon.
We got the coconut.
Instead of a melon, there's a coconut.
Love the new background, big dog.
New.
Where have you been at?
I can't even see your bits because you've spammed read my bits 800 times bro.
Hello.
I just scroll up to
the happy birthday, Jessica.
Thank you, Christina.
Happy birthday, Jessica.
Yo, Jessica, happy birthday.
Don't you pin him, thangs cub!
I need one more pebble right now, yes, oh my goodness, cat, that's dead.
This is actually it.
Now, we go shoot down the other vase, and I still have two pebbles.
if I would have died to that booby again?
How many times has Granny killed me with a booby?
Like seriously?
And don't even say a whole lot,
you know what I'm talking about.
They've all got to die now.
They've all got to die now.
Watch this.
Chad, I'm crazy.
I'm actually crazy.
And the face is right here.
I'm unreal.
Chad, we're beating it.
Chad, we're beating it.
We're no joke beating it right here.
How it's made official with the five gifted how it's made official. Yeah, we'll see you in court.
I'm locked!
Canor's Modation jumps up with the five.
Gainer's bodacious jumps up with the five.
Gainer the year 2024-2025.
Let me follow.
Chat on several hot dude.
Do y'all realize that we've never found the matches
by the way, chat wears the matches.
Chris Redfield's feet with the five gifting shoot the bird it doesn't work
We are on the cusp of winning right now.
The cusp!
The cusp!
Oh my goodness, I'm crazy with it.
I spilled the water out of him.
This is the worst thing that could have ever happened.
I cannot believe y'all have done this chat.
I can't believe y'all would do something like this.
Wow.
That's unbelievable, Chad.
Why did y'all do that?
Chad, just accept it.
Chad, just take the blame.
Have y'all run out of time?
Or how many seconds do I have left before they spawn?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
before they spawn.
I need to be able to drop this off and come back outside.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, Chad.
I'm dead.
No, I'm not.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead, I'm not dead, I'm not dead.
Grandpa's selling the bag!
Grandpa sold the sack, he sold the sack.
Grandpa just sold the sack.
the
chat y'all sold the set
later. Oh my goodness, we're alive. Wait, we can leave. We go train.
We have the power switch, the accelerator, and the train key, which is in the trunk right
here.
We just leave.
See?
See?
Unbelievable scenes right now.
Unbelievable scenes right now.
Wait, Chad, it's just done, right?
The two other things we need are already down here.
Unless I'm trippin', I ain't trippin' emma, I don't think I'm trippin'.
Chad, I don't think, I don't think I'm trippin'.
You forgot somethin'?
You know what I'm not gonna forget?
To fart in your eyes when you're sleepin'
and give you a double-peak eye and you can't see for a week.
That's what I'm not gonna forget.
You said that about five times.
I lost your mind.
I feel like somebody's down here,
chair. Somebody is down here.
Somebody's down here.
100% by the way, 100% they're down here.
It's a bad day to be a doubter right now.
It's a terrible day to be a doubter even.
Key.
He's in the basement now don't be snitching now we're out of here.
We are here baby!
It's like riding a bike chat, you never forget it.
All right, Granny and Grandpa!
Beautiful!
Chad, I told you, it's like riding a bike.
You never forget it.
Oh, man.
chat it is a terrible day to be a doubter right now buddy oh man it is a
terrible terrible terrible day to be a doubter right now and I mean terrible
Reaper with the five thank you look at this look at this
that's insane. Look at this,
all the believers that went all in one 1.2 million dollars.
You just love to see it. You know what else you love to see?
Spooky time, buddy.
You best get you a dypion, Buster.
You best get you a dypion, Chad.
Because it is spooky time.
Another goaded dev dropped one.
Chad, look at this dev.
Chad, the dev of this, you all remember gutter night?
Side hustled about when we was running that carpet store,
but we were secretly killing people in cursed meal.
They dropped another one, buddy.
Goat and dev, they have yet to miss.
Like, they have actually yet to miss.
They dropped another one.
So you already know that it is spooky time up in here.
Get you a digby on it.
Hey, guess you would die beyond Buster, because it is spooky time.
Lock it in the check!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
You better have your back beautiful.
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romantic.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey, you better lock in and you better get you a Di-B-O and you better make sure it's
double thick double absorbent because it's spooky time.
the name of this game is. What? No, you're not supposed to be in here!
Now that he's gone, you're all next.
You better lock your doors.
Nyaaahhh!
I don't know how the facecam demon got in here.
The warehouse is supposed to be sacred grounds.
I don't know how he got in here, but he did.
I thought him off, though. He ran.
He's good. He ran. He ran off in fear.
I, I, I, we're good. I out or them. We're good. Hey, y'all good? We're good. Anyway,
name of this game is out here. Yeah, they never miss. So I got high hopes. It's called
Out here, not in here, not out there.
Not anywhere up here, out here, up there, no.
Out here, thank you very much.
This dev has never missed, pre-fire that sensitivity,
y'all know the drill, lock in.
Ooh, I'm on a boat, where am I going?
We're almost at the island!
Looks ominous, doesn't it? Why they talk like that?
Glad I'm not the one staying here.
You can get off when we arrive at the docks.
I'm getting away from here immediately.
Oh, it's just like another horror game where I work at a lighthouse on an abandoned island
and like creepy stuff happens.
I don't trust this island.
they should have got me to voice that for this I can do that you know what I mean
I can do those anyway I'm assuming
that we're working here
Alright. Alright Captain. I was calling you Captain and you pulled up in here on a 1938
rowboat. Bro has the nerve to call. Where are you, you know, Toby? I don't know where
you going but you ain't never gonna get there. One decent sized wave and he is dead. He's
the one that dropped me off out here. I appreciate the ride, Captain Toby. Life, not gonna lie
in life. That's kind of tough. All right. That sounded so goofy. It's not even funny.
This is me right here? Well here we are. That is that literally me making that noise? Wait,
is that actually me? Wait, that literally sounds like me. Wait a minute, yo, Gavs,
is that me? That literally sounds exactly like me making that noise. What? Is that me?
All alone, or alone on this island, that has to be me.
Is it because every game from this gab I've played, I've like made fun of the voices?
I should look around.
Get familiar with the island.
But first let me take the lantern on that crate.
It's dark here.
Yo, I need to know if this is actually me.
That sounds just like me making that noise.
GG, why is there a run option?
Oh man, G to the G-ski.
Turn up the volume.
That's maxed out, Buster.
Let me see if my computer vine can be turned up because there's no there's no
volume knob on this keyboard doesn't need to have doesn't need turned up a
little bit I'll turn y'all's up. Not like that right there. There we go, we're going to put...
There, I turned a smidgen, a tad.
All right, we got some life preservers. We got like a little boat, little workshop.
We have our own water tower. Oh my goodness. We got motion. We'll be growing some carrots.
Yo, the movement looks smooth. Okay, we got a little shop right here with a
Waste or professional generator? I guess that's an ad shameless plug
Alright, let's go up to the lighthouse. I guess is that a lighthouse. I mean pretty sure it has to be
Life chat this isn't my first rodeo work. Oh
GG
That ain't me.
Is that thing leaning?
very you know W intro not go live this is very ominous the Leaning Tower of
Pisa channel y'all have been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa IRL well this
doesn't look too bad. I should investigate the lighthouse. It's where I'll be.
It sounds so stupid.
It sounds so stupid.
Bro, is that me?
It sounds just like me.
So yeah, we did get a job working in my house.
I was about to say before that cut scene hit,
I do have experience working at lighthouses by myself on creepy islands. There's been about
four or five horror games like that that I played. Job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job.
Yeah, y'all just died, GG, everybody in the chat. What's that beeping noise on there?
Wait, can I turn my audio through my one thing? Hold up, this is kind of low for me too.
Let me see if I can turn my volume up.
One second.
One moment.
No, it's maxed out.
That's good.
All right, I'm a log off case.
All right, Bet, go ahead.
I double-dogged area.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Buster.
I just hit quit by it!
Could you imagine if I was like 30 minutes into this game and that happened?
You know, Devs, we need something that says are you sure after you hit the quit button?
Not gonna lie, that's insane.
It's not the game's fault.
I know that.
Recap, we're working on a lighthouse.
We're working on a little lighthouse.
I swear that's me, bro.
Bro, that's gotta be me, bro.
Dude.
Well, the good news is we're right back where we were when I accidentally hit the off button.
That's gotta be me!
somebody said Banjo Kazooie sounds y'all remember Banjo Kazooie the devs are
gonna sample this for their next game I'm pretty sure they already did with
this one that's gotta be me it's gotta be all right here's the lighthouse we're
gonna be working at. Lovely. What is that beeping noise I'm hearing? Let me go outside. Check
this place. Creepski. What is the beeping noise? Yo, this is kind of fancy for a
Lighthouse. What is this? Hello? Hello? Anyone receiving? Yes, I'm here. Good, the signal's
weak, but you're there. You've arrived earlier than expected. Hey, I'm a W employee. What can I
say you chat. Welcome to outpost nine. This will be your post for the foreseeable future.
Your predecessor left in a hurry will brief you instead. Yep, GG. Why did he leave in a hurry?
Exactly. Your duties are simple. She said duty.
maintain the lighthouse, keep the light running at all hours.
How am I going to sleep? What do you mean, all hours? I can't sleep.
Monitor the surrounding waters from the observation room.
Use the telescope, report anything unusual. Sounds simple enough.
Anything out of place, drifting objects, lights, vessels?
If you find something, mark its position.
You may investigate if conditions allow.
I'll pass on that.
I don't think I'll be doing no investigating.
I want to stay alive.
34, by the way.
Bro, I'm not 34.
In five whole years, like half of a decade could pass,
And I still wouldn't be 34.
I'm not even close to 34, dog.
Supplies will be delivered when possible.
Do not leave the island unless instructed.
What if it's a life or death situation, ma'am?
Communication windows may be inconsistent.
If the radio goes silent, continue your duty.
I'm a pathetic, disgusting loser.
We're capping on you, cap, I'm expendable, if I die tonight, you'd replace me tomorrow.
Over and out.
Objective, mark five objects using C, using the hook, hook, hook.
Mark five objects at sea using the scope.
This job seemed pretty easy though.
What am I looking at?
Oh, I see a crate.
I need to mark that.
There's one. Oh my goodness.
I'm so good at my job.
Chad, is this what like real lighthouses I've had to do before?
This can't be like a real,
I only see one option or one object.
I don't see nothing on the horizon.
Job low-key kind of chill though.
Yeah, my grandpa had a lighthouse.
Two, three, four, need one more. There's something right there.
Somebody's here on a raft.
Let me go investigate, since it's my job.
Shortcut.
Wait, who is that?
But it's my job to investigate, so investigate I will.
Shortcut!
Lock in I maintain the safety of this lighthouse island seriously, so I have to be stern
Hello sir, can I help you?
Hey
Thank God. I thought I was going to die out here. You thought right, buddy. Just pull
us out of Pesuca. What you talking about? On a pixel. Lord have mercy. It does look
like on a pixel. Bro, ripped too many counter strike crates. Went for a swim, went fishing
to ease his mind and now you wound up here. Please don't leave me here. What happened
to you? I don't know. One moment I was on a ferry, then people started panicking. Everyone
was shouting. After that, I can't remember much. Well, you are a survivor, sir. I'm
proud of you. I woke up on this thing drifting in the dark. Wait, this isn't
the mainland, is it? No, this is Koso's lighthouse island, buddy. Population eight.
Me and seven butt naked bodybuilders with bazookas live here.
Did you help me up?
I don't think I can walk on my own.
Oh my goodness!
Alright buddy, we're gonna put you in the shed.
I don't think you're gonna make it.
Uh, maybe the other shed.
Bro, come on man, how long have you been drifting at sea for?
Question them.
Thanks.
Really?
I don't think I would have lasted much longer out there.
My whole body feels heavy.
Thanks again for helping me. I owe you one. What's your name? Mark. Or at least I'm pretty sure it is. Everything's a little blurry right now. Cap. Sounds like an excuse, Mark.
I'm sorry. I'll probably feel better in the morning. Maybe things will start making sense
again. Right now my head's just empty. If you need me, I'll be here. Objective report
today's findings over the radio. Yeah, we 100% got to report this. No joke. We 100% report
this chat. I just got here summary. You think you're slick coming in here and
saying summary instead of recap, ain't you? Yo, you listen here, magical girl
from space.
You're trying to dodge around recap, ain't you? You said summary.
But I believe you. You know what magical girl from space? I got you.
We work at a lighthouse in the middle of nowhere by ourself and some random guy just floated up on a raft and we saved him.
And he survived the shipwreck. That's where we are. You're welcome.
Summary. Ha ha!
Bro, summaries used to be so useful though. Like I remember being in school, I would go to a library.
I'd get a book you'd read the back cover of the book for like a little summary to see if it sounded interesting or not
Back when I used to read
My two favorite book series I ever read was the Warriors cat series in the circa do freak series
Y'all ever read the circa do freak series by Darren Shan about the vampire, bro. I love them
blue, bruh. This is outpost nine. First patrol report.
Visibility is not good. A lot of fog surrounds the island.
No further unusual weather conditions. Why'd you stop reading?
Flashing lights on on screen as why?
Mark several objects adrift off the coast.
Most appear to be debris.
One small raft was investigated.
A survivor was recovered.
See, at least we reported it right.
Male.
Bro's dopamine receptors are fried.
Cap.
You know me.
I could make something out of anything, buddy.
I could sit in a room by myself for six hours and entertain myself somehow.
I'm gonna find something stupid to do.
I'll sit there for six hours.
Eww!
Eww!
Ha ha!
Yeah!
Look at that over there!
Ha!
That's a wall!
Yeah!
Look at this wall!
There's another!
How you doing?
Yeah!
Look over there!
There's a sink!
Ha!
Look over there.
There's a sink.
Yeah.
Identifies himself as Mark.
Currently resting in the generator shed.
No further findings to report.
Over.
Where's the uh-uh-uh-uh-uh voices at?
She ain't gonna report back. What do I do?
That should be it for now. I should get some rest as well. The journey here was
exhausting. Go to bed. Objective, go to sleep. That was an easy first day on the
job? What's you talking about?
Did I wake up? Hello?
Yons.
I feel a lot better now.
Ready to continue my duties.
Let me check on Mark first.
See how he's doing. He's gonna be dead in there. Ain't no way
he made it through tonight.
chat there ain't no way mark made it through tonight you think marks dead chat
bro might be dead for real somebody in the chat named mark the troll just said
why'd you leave me to die buddy I've rescued you man
Yo, Mark. How you feeling today, buddy? Oh, Lord have mercy. Are you all right? Good morning.
Feeling a lot better than yesterday. Still a little weak though. I think I'll stay put for now,
buddy. That ain't up to you. If I tell you to get out here and get to work, you're gonna get out
here and get to work. I saved your life. Act like you're gonna stay here rent free. Look at all these
amenities you got for free. You lay on a haystack in a shed buddy. You better start paying up.
So, how long has this lighthouse been here? It looks old. I only got here yesterday, Mark. Not
gonna lie. Really? Huh? I figured they would have told you something about the place. Do you know
know something about the place, Mark? There's got to be some history here. Well, Mark, I'm
sure there is, man. Every island like this has a story. If you find out anything interesting,
let me know. Mark's a historian now, I guess. Get in the middle of this, Goober. Learn more
about the island. How am I going to do that? Mark, there's some trees out here, dude.
Them things low-key look like churros, not going to lie. Churro trees.
Can I go out here? No, I can't. What's back here? Is this a secret? No, it is not.
chat churros are so good man I swear there was a book where your wife there
was a book in the lighthouse I'm not a big sweets guy y'all know that I don't
care if you say Catherine not but I'm really not but churros bro man I swear
I can oh man I can suck down about it and things
YUMMERED AND FOOTLONG CHURROS THEY CAME OUT WITH FROM SUBWAY, BRO, I GOT BRO!
Mark's right.
This place has probably been here longer than I've been alive.
There might be something about it in here.
There's gotta be something in these books.
Common birds of the eastern coast.
burns. Just what I was looking for. Maybe not. What about here? Lighthouse
maintenance handbook. This would have been useful yesterday. A little late now.
Wait, maybe books are a low-key kind of cool, bro. You can just pick up a book and
learn something. That's kind of crazy. Yo, that's low-key busted for real. You can
actually like pick up a book and learn something. That's low-key like broken. They
to nerf that. That's crazy. Because you gotta think about how many books there is. You can actually
just go and learn a bunch of random stuff. That's actually crazy. Like, dude, I'm gonna have me a
library just to have it. I'm gonna have, like, how to twerk volumes one through ten. Shipping roots
and coastal navigation. Huh? Looks like this island used to see a lot more traffic. Can't
imagine why people come out here now.
North, Northwatch Island, a brief history. Ooh, read, read, read. Northwatch Island was
first charted in 1874, dude. Following numerous shipwrecks in the area, a lighthouse was
constructed in 1898. So yeah, people was dying in shipwrecks. I was getting snapped up.
They're like, man, we need to put a lighthouse out here because we need to keep, we keep dying.
So they put a lighthouse out here in 1898. The island serve as a navigation point for vessels
traveling along the eastern coast. 1847, oh my fault. The station remained permanently
manned until 1984. Then why am I at it today? Due to advances in automation, the
Lighthouse was converted to a remote operation. What? Why am I out here then?
The island remained unoccupied for nearly 20 years.
Limited maintenance visits were conducted as required.
20 years?
Then why am I here?
See we on the same page.
See Chatton being the main character on the same page right now.
In 2005 staffing operations resumed.
Never mind.
of what's again be stationed on the island. That doesn't make any sense. If everything
was remote, why send people back? Official records regarding the resumption of staffing
are unavailable. Of course they are. Well, that's weird. Let's go talk to Mark about
it. Where are the rest of these books in here say? Keepers, logs, nah. Oh, that's it. Let's
I'm just gonna talk to Mark, chat.
Case, what's your favorite Mexican food?
Oh, man, that's a good one,
because Mexican food is so good.
Oh, my goodness, Mexican food is so good, bro, I swear.
Bro, I could eat Mexican food every day, dude.
I do this so good.
Probably like...
like a good just like a good like burrito man like a good burrito with like some
refried beans on the side like some Spanish rice
man
steakhouse burrito no that ain't real Mexican food real Mexican food is like
you know real Mexican food when you get it. Taco Bell is just like, Taco Bell good, but it ain't like.
Where's Markalus?
Where's Mark? He should be resting. He can't be far.
Yo, Mark, where you at?
Yo, Markalus, where did this goober go?
Oh, I guess he really is feeling better.
Mark, kick him in the water.
Hey, Mark.
What are you doing?
Do you see that?
Out there?
on the water. It's looking back at me.
Huh? Never mind. Must have been a wave. Gigi Mark's dead. One of those sirens got him. He's dead.
He's dead. He's got a siren after him. Sorry for scaring you.
Huh. He might have got a brain eating amoeba. Why is he moving around so good? I thought
he was like about to die. So did you find anything about this place? It was like writing, it's
just a bunch of dusty books.
The island was empty for years, empty.
I actually never did read those on Lartin. Thank you.
You'd think the lighthouse was always have someone around.
What changed? Let me guess. The book didn't say.
Still, there's some strange about this place.
Not bad strange just hard to explain
When I was standing on the pier earlier, I thought I saw someone out there out in the water
Probably just my head miss a wimmy GG. He got a brain into me, but
I'm gonna stick around here for a while
You don't have no other option
I should keep an eye on mark. He's acting weird. Now let's keep track of the other.
I should investigate to see with the scope. Yep, same thing as yesterday. Let's do it.
No joke it might be you I'm actually like 90% sure that's legitimately me because I'm pretty sure I mocked the voices in that same exact way
In one of his other games that has to be me
That's like that has to be me
That's so stupid man
Oh
Lord have mercy go upstairs mark. I mean uh me
Mark's hot not gonna lie bro. Y'all just it's any it doesn't matter what it is dude a float a walking turd can walk up
They're like, oh my goodness hear me out
Like bro, we get it man. It's anything
Investigate the sea
There's one object, two object, three object, four object.
Need one more.
This low-key kind of ominous, huh, Chad?
This is like kind of ominous for real.
I don't see the last object.
Do y'all see one floating anywhere?
I don't see nothing on the horizon.
Is that Captain Tobey?
Investigate where the shadow went.
I marked it so I know where to go.
What is going on?
RIP Mark, he's going to be dead when we get down there.
Still there yo mark are you seeing this shadow over here?
Hey
Wake up you I know
What happened
You suddenly collapsed I saw a demon mark I
Saw something. Yep. What did you see?
Actually never mind
Probably hit your head when you fell either way
Take it easy for a bit
The silence not going anywhere. Weird though. For a second I thought you were talking to someone.
But there was nobody there.
Come on, let's get you back on your feet. W mark man, you know what I'm glad he's here.
It's nice having somebody out here with us.
Because imagine if it was just us. I hope he don't die.
That is actually, wait that's literally on a pixel.
When it's actually him, like it's just literally him.
Man, you scared me.
I rushed over here as fast as I could.
You should probably take it easy today.
Thanks Mark, I will.
W Mark, Chad, for real.
If you need anything, let me know.
W Mark, man!
I hope nothing happens to Mark now, bro.
Please don't nothing happen to Mark.
I'll be sad if he's something happens to him now.
He's a, what'd you say?
He's 100% gonna die, but I love him anyway.
Yeah, he's 100% gonna die.
Every friend that you meet in a horror game
winds up dying most of the time.
Yo, Santa with the 5W, Santa with the 5, thank you.
All right, let's go report our findings
over the radio and go to bed.
W mark. All right, let's report our stuff here. This is Lighthouse Station, Northwatch,
continuing daily report. Why is my PFP not here no more? Multiple objects observed in
surrounding waters. One small vessel was sighted offshore. Thought I saw someone
aboard, but visibility was poor. Unable to confirm. No further findings to
report over and out.
What?
Outpost nine. Do you copy?
Copy
report received. Regarding the possible thing you saw, visual distortions are not uncommon
during observation duties. She's calling me crazy. Yo yeety with the five, thank you.
If you observe any further irregularities, log them and inform us during your next report.
No further action is required at this time.
Now we go to bed.
I make a cup of coffee for your head.
Don't stay away for too long.
Don't go to bed.
I make a cup of coffee for your head.
Where am I?
What time is it? Is it night? Is it night time?
Why is there no objective currently? Oh, no, it's dark chat GG
What are we doing?
Why are we up in the middle of the night?
Excuse me, who are y'all?
Where's Mark?
This has to be a dream.
You're too early.
didn't expect you yet. Who are you? You already know. Don't you remember? Look, the ocean
holds all answers. Objective look at the ocean from the docks. What is, chat, this actually
has to be a uh this has to be a dream hundred percent
I don't see nothing
what was
Yeah, yeah, what a goofy dream, bro
The dev has a video on his YouTube channel where he shows you making those sounds to put into this game wait, are you dead serious?
What's his YouTube name I
Knew it was me watch it yo, I'll look what was his YouTube name
It is me that didn't feel like a dream
Did you hear that one that one sounded super stupid is that oh
I need some air. This place is doing things to me. Waster only video on his channel.
We gotta peep this.
We have to peep this.
I knew it was me, Chad.
I knew it.
Waster.
Is this it?
Damn, you're ugly.
God damn you're a assistant developer.
Man, that's how I'm gonna feel.
The Old Mario Parties.
So that's where our main inspiration came from.
I also really liked watching YouTubers play the first Fathom games and the Puppet Gumbel games.
Ah!
Okay, yeah.
I don't know why it's still got me.
So, when making my own games, I combined these two things and started with my first project, Gather Knight.
I shall be you, Dev!
Started by trying to create a good-looking, simple character model, which I'm normally not that good at.
Once I had something that kind of resembled a human, thanks again for the nice words, Markiplier.
I won't.
Once I got the hang of things, it's actually quite simple to make a good-looking playstation...
Lo made all his own characters, too!
Just imagine this. Take the image of the face giving it like three paper volts and then wrapping it around a shape.
Important parts of a game.
Every kid loved doing what I did. But the nostalgia of bowling alley...
I also, the bowling hat man, was inspired by the beheaded kamikaze from Serious Sam.
Why are you running? I don't know what that is. I'm sure some of y'all nerds know though.
Yeah, I think I should.
So that was the quick overview of Gutter Night.
This one was so good too!
Started planning for the concepts, set in, so I put the building on how I made Scythe.
So of course I had to add some gem scares.
Not just from the games but from this viral STD.
They stole the game!
All the content creators that made a video on my game,
and never expected over 300 videos being made on my games.
So for the marketing, I did...
When the games started doing really well, I was already on the browse page where I stayed
for over a week.
At one point I was getting over a thousand downloads per day.
So I started taking some incredibly generous people even in HIO.
So here we go.
The more than 2,000 downloads and it's currently sitting at 100 per night made me 1,000 downloads
of these two games but honestly the money really what dates and the
for this game what happened to my next games
oh oh oh I could do some voice acting
all with these games and if you want you can join my discord for
early access I told you it was me
dates and the chance to get feedback on my next games
oh oh oh I could do some voice acting for this game
your lines are going to be.
Oh, thank you. Oh my goodness. Yeah, he said it.
Oh, this was from five months ago.
I knew that sounded like me. I knew it.
Thank you.
Yo, WDF for real actually makes nothing but bangers, bro.
Bro, WDF for real.
Make nothing but bangers, dude.
I'm just gonna get some fresh air after that dream we had, if it was a dream.
It was only just a dream.
Mark, how we feeling today, big dog?
My goodness, it's only a pixel, man. Good morning. Sleep any better?
You look like you could have used a few more hours, can't we all?
where those ashes come from? Huh? What do you mean? Oh, the ashes? Not sure. They were
here when I got up. Wait, was that not a drain? Looks like somebody had a fire out
here, which is strange. Unless you decided to start a fire in your sleep. Why?
You look like you've seen a ghost. Bad dream. I don't think it was a dream at this point.
If there's actually ashes here. I had plenty of those after the raft. Come on. Let's clean this pile.
Can you grab that shovel over there? Is he the ruler of the island now?
bro's barking orders at me hello big ball what can I grab a shovel over here
excuse me buddy I'm the one that works here don't worry Mark I got it W mark
Doc can't be mad at him.
Can I get that?
What are you doing?
There we go.
Continue duties doing the lighthouse scope.
All right, let's go look at the...
Who's that standing on top of the hill?
Hey!
Who are you?
Chat this place is cursed.
Chat this place is cursed, buddy.
Let me tell you.
Is it the Facecam Demon? No, it's the, it could be the Facecam Demon.
Alright, let's look at the scope chat as part of our job. Mark 15 bodies.
What?
We're hallucinating a hundred percent.
You can hear us now.
That's good.
It means you're starting to understand.
Wake up at midnight and follow us.
We will show you a way out of here.
Who is this?
You know us.
Don't you just don't remember yet?
Go to sleep and wake up at midnight
GG
Hey, I'll do it
It's like the polygon fighters from Super Smash Bros. 64 that you would fight against.
Y'all remember that?
Of course you don't, because you're five.
But yeah, some of y'all remember that.
You're awake.
Come outside.
They're expecting you.
Who?
Who?
Chat, we are so good.
Does Mark is Mark involved in this you're close to what you hold up now what is going on
Take the show we need it
What is going on do y'all y'all got some inside of reformation on this dig it's in here your freedom
is there some booty here some buried treasure why is there a pistol here keep that close you'll
need it. Need it for what? For when the time comes, you'll understand soon enough. Now rest.
Are they going to make me shoot, Mark?
They keep showing up in my dreams on the radio out there in the dark.
and now they expect me to carry this thing around? I don't trust them. I should talk to Mark, but I won't tell him about the gun.
Chad, I think they're gonna make me kill Mark. The shadows.
What is going on?
I think it's gonna be ourselves. They were gonna use the gun on ourself.
Oh, it's like a little foggy out today too. Mark's over here at the dock. Mark can't
be trusted, you don't think? Where'd these come from? There you are. How are you feeling?
Has anything felt off to you?
So it's not just me.
I was hoping you'd say so.
I've been noticing things for a while now,
things in the distance.
Sometimes I think I can see someone watching me.
Then I look again, and there's nothing there.
Facts!
It keeps getting worse.
I didn't want to bring it up.
But if you're experiencing it too,
maybe there's something else going on. Maybe the people on the radio no more. Get answers
from the mainland on the radio. Something's telling me that they're not going to respond.
You know, if I was working here on our rail, I'd be the elevator. You got me messed up. Ain't no
way I'd go up and down these stairs. You're gonna lost your mind.
check going upstairs ain't no joke bro like actually going upstairs is tough
like a bunch of them all man y'all saying of course I um hello hello is
anybody there this is outpost nine who are you I thought the network was there
Listen to me. Do not come to the mainland. They're telling people everything is under control.
It isn't. It started days ago. They called it a contamination event. What? Huh?
Now entire towns have gone silent. If you're offshore, stay offshore.
Wait you set out post are you alone? I
Was but not anymore
How long how long has he been there? How do you know it's a heat?
Huh
Did he arrive by boat?
I reported this when it happened.
Chat I reported this when it happened by the way.
Was he stranded?
Listen carefully.
The virus spreads through human contact.
If you brought someone onto that island, if you had direct contact with them, then you
might have been exposed.
If you brought someone onto that island, if you had direct contact with them, then you
might have been exposed.
I'm sorry.
You're on your own.
What?
Well, Mark, looks like I got to kill you, Bubba.
I don't understand what's happened.
Why do they send me out here in the first place?
mark where you at me dog why is there two marks there you are don't listen to
him he's not real I'm the real mark what's going on I don't know what that
thing is. It's been following me for days. He's lying. Look at him. Does he look
white to you?
The one on the left is the real mark, by the way. The one on the right is mirrored
mark.
Come on man, I've been with you this whole time, you have to trust me.
The fake mark is on the white because this shirt looks like it normally does.
You actually shot him.
it over? What was that thing? I don't know. And I don't want to know. This place has been
messed with our heads since day one. The things we've been seeing, or maybe it was, doesn't
matter now. Come on. Let's get out of here. Genius chat. Genius. You said let's get out
of here. Why are we at the lighthouse, Mark? Thank you. I knew you could pick me. You always
do. What?
Life. So what happened on the mainland?
Is this going to be a cliffhanger?
What?
No!
What happened?
No!
What happened?
How much do you want to bet there's going to be an out here too called in here?
No way they left us on a cliffhanger.
Hey, W game though. Say it with me, Chad. Game of the year.
Game of the year. There's gotta be. I'm confused. There's probably gonna be a sequel though, no, Joe.
That dev, that dev don't miss. W game for real. A great stream, Chad. I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't those bits follows.
And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
G-G-G-G-G-G-G.
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