🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

08-05-2026 · 4h 02m

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[00:00:00] I

[00:01:00] Yeah.

[00:01:22] All, all year, Bob.

[00:01:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:01:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:01:42] Yeah.

[00:01:57] Yo, fluke with the fire.

[00:02:00] Man, why's there a crack in my blind? Hold up, somebody's gonna be stalking me, bro. Hold up.

[00:02:06] Let's go all the way.

[00:02:14] Yeah!

[00:02:16] You already know what time it is buddy.

[00:02:31] Hey, hey, you already know what time it is.

[00:02:47] Grim with the fire.

[00:03:01] He would keep saying the wordles bad today.

[00:03:08] Is it really?

[00:03:09] Is it rough?

[00:03:12] Yo song with the five.

[00:03:13] Thank you.

[00:03:15] GG.

[00:03:17] That's all I know.

[00:03:17] You want to know why?

[00:03:20] Pull!

[00:03:26] Clean!

[00:03:31] Clank.

[00:03:43] Yeah.

[00:03:51] Cheers, Buster.

[00:04:01] Yeah.

[00:04:04] Whoo.

[00:04:07] Whoo.

[00:04:12] Whoo.

[00:04:15] Buddy, let me tell you.

[00:04:20] Yo.

[00:04:22] What's good, what's good?

[00:04:24] What's good?

[00:04:26] once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more

[00:04:31] yo coral, Aubrey, Leslie, Perception, uh, Lord, uh, Ray, uh, Dis, Ratch, Ball, uh,

[00:04:42] Lye, uh, Izzy, uh, W, Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Gray Hoodie, I repeat, this is some

[00:04:51] Slop in my air.

[00:04:55] Just play me some slow vibes, man.

[00:04:59] I repeat.

[00:05:01] Gray hoodie, Buster.

[00:05:05] Gray.

[00:05:11] That's a gray hoodie right there.

[00:05:14] There is no argument to be entertained.

[00:05:20] That right there is a gray hoodie.

[00:05:30] Do you understand?

[00:05:35] Good.

[00:05:38] Yo, fan.

[00:05:39] Hold on, I'm talking to my fan.

[00:05:44] Hey, let's lock in, buddy.

[00:05:46] It feels like you're not putting off as much air

[00:05:49] as you usually do tonight, okay?

[00:05:52] Let's lock in here.

[00:05:54] It feels like you're not putting off enough air.

[00:05:56] I need you to lock in.

[00:05:57] Thank you.

[00:05:59] Fan tripping.

[00:06:03] Fan is absolutely tripping, buddy.

[00:06:05] Let me tell you.

[00:06:10] Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10?

[00:06:12] Let me hear it, huh?

[00:06:14] How we doing on a scale of one to 10?

[00:06:16] I told you to lock in what do I pay you for buster lock in

[00:06:35] Give me some air!

[00:06:42] Hold on.

[00:06:49] Yeah.

[00:06:52] Hey, it was working. You just put me in the after.

[00:06:55] Fan?

[00:06:57] Yeah, fan? The fan thinks he can take a break tonight.

[00:07:00] No sir!

[00:07:01] No, sir.

[00:07:04] Hey, no, sir.

[00:07:14] The fan thinks he can take it easy tonight.

[00:07:18] That is a no can do.

[00:07:23] Good luck with the, yo, everybody keeps saying

[00:07:25] I'm cooked on the word all day.

[00:07:27] All right, get him out of my sight, let's get it done.

[00:07:31] Everybody keeps saying I'm cooked on the wordle. Get them out of my sight. I'll

[00:07:39] handle this.

[00:07:43] The wordle warrior will handle this. Do not worry. I, the wordle warrior, will

[00:07:57] handle this. Bleed. Wow.

[00:08:11] Now I was going to go sport.

[00:08:17] But there's no pee in it.

[00:08:20] Oh, you just hate to see that.

[00:08:28] You know what I mean, Chet?

[00:08:29] You hate to see it.

[00:08:45] I just popped on my day.

[00:08:50] So there's the F and an O in it, but the F does not go first and the O does not go third.

[00:09:00] Thank you.

[00:09:07] Ha!

[00:09:14] Your red rose with the five, thank you.

[00:09:23] Oh

[00:09:39] Oh turf

[00:09:42] No, okay, I mean, okay, that's okay

[00:09:46] Me off.

[00:09:51] No.

[00:09:52] Hush, young swat, I'm thinking.

[00:10:08] Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking.

[00:10:18] Cauliflower, now, your faith with the five, thank you.

[00:10:29] Call off.

[00:10:41] Wait.

[00:10:45] Wait.

[00:10:52] I thought I had and I thought it was depot.

[00:10:55] What?

[00:10:56] That doesn't make sense, I'm stupid.

[00:11:02] Wait.

[00:11:07] In form?

[00:11:12] No!

[00:11:17] In form? No!

[00:11:31] Shhh! Shhh!

[00:11:33] Young Sprout!

[00:11:36] Let me cook!

[00:11:45] Teflon!

[00:11:47] I can do it.

[00:12:16] Toe-foo-toe-foo's.

[00:12:42] Huh?

[00:12:46] Lotus, it can't be Lotus, I'm stupid.

[00:13:00] Sh, sh, sh, sh.

[00:13:10] Bodiff.

[00:13:16] I don't know what that means what does that mean?

[00:13:42] What does that mean?

[00:13:49] I'm the goat!

[00:13:52] Oh my goodness!

[00:13:57] Hey!

[00:14:02] Hey!

[00:14:06] Wordal wizard.

[00:14:13] Wordal wizard.

[00:14:21] Yo, Shammy with the five, thank you.

[00:14:32] 100% cheated by the way. Keep coping, loser. Keep coping.

[00:14:38] Modeth.

[00:14:42] Chad, that wasn't even that bad, bruh. That literally wasn't even that bad.

[00:14:46] Y'all made it sound like it was gonna be some crazy.

[00:14:56] Modeth is a recurring element, idea, or design that appears again and again.

[00:15:01] How's it sound?

[00:15:03] Well, chief.

[00:15:05] I know that word.

[00:15:09] Bouncy booty butt cheeks with the five gifted. Thank you.

[00:15:13] Thank you. Bouncing booty butt cheeks

[00:15:17] with the five gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you.

[00:15:21] Chad, look here, man.

[00:15:25] Chad, look here, buddy.

[00:15:29] Hey, ah, what do you want me to tell you?

[00:15:39] I thought it was BOTIVE?

[00:15:42] Nah, MODIVE.

[00:15:45] I think you could get the connections today, I'm not going to lie.

[00:15:50] I will ban you right now.

[00:15:54] Hey, I will ban you right now, buddy.

[00:16:01] Hadrian with the five.

[00:16:10] Chat, look here, man.

[00:16:13] You don't have to know everything to know everything.

[00:16:19] Okay?

[00:16:21] my classic quote. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You don't have to know everything

[00:16:32] to know everything. Quincy with the five gifted. Thank you, Quincy with the five gifted. W.

[00:16:40] Quincy. And in case you didn't hear that, right? Hey, in case you didn't hear it, I'll

[00:16:49] repeat it again. You ready?

[00:16:59] You don't have to know everything.

[00:17:03] To know everything.

[00:17:10] Which means what it means. It means what it says.

[00:17:14] That was a prime example of you not having to know everything to know everything.

[00:17:22] They call me a philosopher.

[00:17:24] Yo Lissy with the five, thank you.

[00:17:28] I can't believe I'm here again.

[00:17:33] I can't believe I'm here again, but here I am.

[00:17:37] I already regret it.

[00:17:41] GG.

[00:17:57] Ka.

[00:18:04] Ka.

[00:18:07] Bro!

[00:18:14] Crazy!

[00:18:23] Crazy?

[00:18:52] I gotta look up what this word means.

[00:18:54] I've heard it before, but I don't know what it means.

[00:19:03] It's a grocery store.

[00:19:06] That did not help me at all, by the way.

[00:19:09] Just saying that did not help you, boy.

[00:19:22] White.

[00:19:42] Wait.

[00:19:43] Wait.

[00:19:44] Subway station, goose formation.

[00:20:08] mind. This is stupid. Chevron Subway Station. Bodega. Taxi. I hate to swap this disgusting

[00:20:36] game. It is actually so stupid. Yeah, because I'm from New York, buddy. Okay. Yeah, because

[00:21:04] I'm from New York, man.

[00:21:09] Yeah, no, that's the last time I've ever doing that. I'm never doing it again. I swear I'm not I told y'all yesterday

[00:21:14] I was never doing it again. I'm actually never doing it again. You legitimately got me so messed up

[00:21:20] You actually got me so messed up, bro like truly

[00:21:28] Chat I'm telling y'all right now

[00:21:31] Now, chat, I'm telling y'all, don't you ever,

[00:21:42] don't you ever, ever say you should do connections again.

[00:21:55] You got that?

[00:21:56] Do you got that Arctic with the five gifted?

[00:22:13] I said do you understand?

[00:22:21] Fox with the five. Thank you. Let's take over the connections and make our own

[00:22:33] connections. Who's down? We should do that.

[00:22:43] Chat. We should. We should do that for real. We should do that.

[00:22:51] Yeah

[00:22:55] Watch that game trailer they told you about

[00:23:02] Claude

[00:23:07] Let me search it

[00:23:11] Hey, let me search it

[00:23:22] I'm good

[00:23:32] Nah, I'm good

[00:23:51] Yeah, I'm Bannon, whoever recommended that, come here.

[00:24:08] Yo rep revised, your time is over.

[00:24:14] Yo rep revised, your time has ended, you've done lost.

[00:24:20] Hey, you lost your mind up in here.

[00:24:31] I don't want to shoot no dinosaur, ain't my friend.

[00:24:39] Okay, so this is my first time watching you live.

[00:24:50] Where you been, Abra?

[00:24:54] First time?

[00:24:55] Where you been?

[00:24:56] Huh?

[00:24:57] You just now pulling up?

[00:25:02] I've been streaming on this thing for years!

[00:25:14] Huh?

[00:25:16] It's 3 a.m. and I'm still here, no excuse. Facts, W viewer.

[00:25:21] Matter of fact, you're modded on top of it. Welcome in, Buster.

[00:25:27] Hey, welcome aboard.

[00:25:32] What's on my tube today, man?

[00:25:35] Tube been hitting past couple days.

[00:25:37] I'm not going to lie.

[00:25:39] Tube been hitting the pack couple days.

[00:25:43] I like watching them ones where the animal

[00:25:45] try to snap somebody up.

[00:25:48] But don't nobody get hurt, of course.

[00:25:56] That's a refresh

[00:26:06] To this home page chat I work so I work so

[00:26:20] Oh hold up now

[00:26:22] Ooh, hold up now.

[00:26:27] Ooh, hold up.

[00:26:29] Let me cook here.

[00:26:33] Let me cook here.

[00:26:37] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[00:26:43] Uh-huh.

[00:26:45] Unscramble the word.

[00:26:51] I spent half my paycheck on this with the five.

[00:27:16] Are you ready?

[00:27:17] Let's go.

[00:27:18] Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit!

[00:27:25] I'll leave that by the time.

[00:27:27] That took me a second, I'm not going to lie.

[00:27:49] Hey, that took me a second, Chad, I'm not going to lie.

[00:27:54] We got it though, we do it.

[00:28:00] Man.

[00:28:04] I just got in here.

[00:28:18] Glow.

[00:28:19] Yo, am I low key like goofy?

[00:28:22] Why is it taking me so long?

[00:28:24] and

[00:28:31] and

[00:28:37] and

[00:28:46] and

[00:29:22] repair oh man I actually get to cook like crazy right now

[00:29:44] A batch, batch, like a batch of cookies or something.

[00:29:48] Got it, we're good.

[00:29:54] I'm back, chat I'm back, I'm back.

[00:30:14] Oh my goodness, I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid

[00:30:32] Evade! Evade! I got that one easy!

[00:31:02] Bahaz, Bahamas, dog are we for real, come on, don't you do this to me, don't you pull

[00:31:15] a wardle on me bruh.

[00:31:50] I don't know these are crazy.

[00:32:14] Oh I got it.

[00:32:15] There about we good.

[00:32:17] Yo, small with the five.

[00:32:28] Breath, breath, breath, breath.

[00:32:38] I'm locked.

[00:32:43] HVAC.

[00:32:45] This is actually humiliating.

[00:33:11] Modem!

[00:33:13] Modem!

[00:33:15] There's my model!

[00:33:17] We're good, model, model, we're good.

[00:33:19] Ha-ha-ha!

[00:33:21] I did it!

[00:33:23] I did it!

[00:33:25] Model!

[00:33:27] I did it!

[00:33:29] Model!

[00:33:31] I did it!

[00:33:33] I did it!

[00:33:35] I did it!

[00:33:37] I did it!

[00:33:39] I'm locked. I'm actually locked.

[00:33:51] A bone. Easy money. Get out of here. What you talking about? That's too easy. Out of

[00:34:09] 16 how many did I get I think I got like 14 out of the 16 right didn't I

[00:34:20] yo Haynes with the 5 W Haynes with the fight over the 10 thank you okay best

[00:34:26] sirens thank you um yeah I got you all Billy W Billy appreciate that Billy for

[00:34:33] thousand bits as well well so how many did I get right out of the 16 there be real with me

[00:34:48] keep it a stack with me

[00:34:54] keep it a stack with me

[00:34:59] hold on a second I'm looking

[00:35:03] Ooh, the dumbest drivers ever, that could hit.

[00:35:12] The dumbest drivers ever, all that could hit right there.

[00:35:21] That's a crazy ad placement, by the way.

[00:35:25] That is actually crazy.

[00:35:27] These are the dumbest drivers ever.

[00:35:55] You know, I got a little piece of lore.

[00:35:58] My dad told me, so my dad's dad, which is my grandpa,

[00:36:07] he said when they was a kid, their front wheel

[00:36:10] fell off of their truck.

[00:36:12] So pretty much the same situation.

[00:36:14] He had a 2x4 in the back of his truck,

[00:36:17] and he stuck the 2x4 where the wheel should be.

[00:36:22] And he drove it home with a 2x4 sticking down

[00:36:25] out of the wheel thing and it made it home.

[00:36:28] Yo, curious with the five, W curious with the five.

[00:36:31] Yep, made it home, to have no idea how.

[00:36:35] Just bro not know.

[00:36:46] These guys were just finishing up filming their podcast.

[00:36:48] What does this have to do with bad drivers?

[00:36:50] But we're really interrupting.

[00:36:53] They're not so quiet in here.

[00:37:25] Bro missed the opportunity to order a farm right there. Bro should have been like, that would have been so tough.

[00:37:37] Man.

[00:37:38] They thought it was a good idea to pass in front of a police officer that was going too slow.

[00:37:44] Shut up.

[00:37:45] Dude, I do every time I'm behind a cop, even if they're going slow, I never pass them.

[00:37:51] Because I feel like if I ever pass a cop, I'm gonna get stopped.

[00:37:54] You just asking to get stopped right here, I'm not gonna lie, you asking for a ticket bro, like what you doing?

[00:38:00] Like yeah, maybe they going slow, but like bro, you just costing yourself money!

[00:38:05] Sir, that was going too slow.

[00:38:07] Shut up!

[00:38:19] What a goober!

[00:38:21] This guy found a driver that was asleep at a green light.

[00:38:24] He didn't even look at who knocked.

[00:38:31] Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?

[00:38:38] He didn't even look at who knocked.

[00:38:44] Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?

[00:38:50] Bro, hit him with a...

[00:38:52] What, bro, hit him with a...

[00:38:54] Bro, hit him with a...

[00:38:56] Bro, hit him with a...

[00:39:02] Bro, get that even look!

[00:39:04] I just hit my PC.

[00:39:06] We good.

[00:39:12] That's crazy!

[00:39:20] Yep, GG, Bubba, yep, hey, yeah, keep doing all that,

[00:39:25] keep doing all that hooting and hollering,

[00:39:27] because everybody thinks you so cool, bro, you so cool,

[00:39:30] with your little pipes on your car, man,

[00:39:32] you just heard it, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:39:35] K-SOUL booty flex with the 10, thank you.

[00:39:40] Bro, don't nobody wanna hear your car popping,

[00:39:43] revving for 15 straight minutes, bro, congratulations, man.

[00:39:47] Congrats, bro.

[00:39:50] You're like, well, somebody got a motorcycle that is so, bro, you ever like go outside,

[00:40:00] you hear a motorcycle and you're like, man, that's kind of the loud motorcycle.

[00:40:05] And then over the span of like 10 seconds, it turns into like the loudest noise ever.

[00:40:10] And you're like, I like am filled with so much rage.

[00:40:13] It's not even funny.

[00:40:17] A motorcycle!

[00:40:19] Man, that is kinda loud!

[00:40:21] It goes like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[00:40:23] That's a little loud.

[00:40:25] I'm like, wow!

[00:40:27] Don't forget to close the door.

[00:40:35] What?

[00:40:37] What is happening?

[00:40:39] Why are they still going?

[00:40:43] I don't know, but I don't want to drive past them.

[00:40:45] He didn't properly tie it on his mattress

[00:40:58] Man if that would have hit somebody that would have put him to sleep

[00:41:15] He forgot to close his door, but his car was nice enough to help him.

[00:41:45] that. Oh my goodness, could you imagine that anger you would have, bro?

[00:42:04] With Google Play games, you can play unlocked. There would be nothing and that's the same

[00:42:11] Concept is the last video.

[00:42:14] Do you know how mad you would be if your car is just parked?

[00:42:18] You're not even nowhere near the car.

[00:42:20] You have your car parked, and you're

[00:42:23] handling your business elsewhere.

[00:42:25] And you come back out, and your car just got hit by somebody,

[00:42:29] and you weren't even there.

[00:42:30] Like your car is just parked.

[00:42:32] You know how mad you would be, man?

[00:42:34] I can't breathe, I can't breathe!

[00:42:53] Am I missing something?

[00:42:59] How could bro see cuz the witch it was covered

[00:43:05] They thought they were driving in a road, but they were actually driving on a frozen river

[00:43:10] Man, that is a road

[00:43:28] So,

[00:43:36] Now let me let me let me set the table for what I'm about to say

[00:43:44] That was a very

[00:43:48] Stupid thing

[00:43:51] Okay, that was dumb you should never do that

[00:43:54] but man

[00:43:56] That that might have also been the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life

[00:44:01] That that was like that might have been the cleanest thing I've ever seen that that's actually insane

[00:44:11] Bro who was in that car is that Vin Diesel in that car

[00:44:19] So this driver thought they were putting their foot down on the brake pedal

[00:44:26] Who just said me not going to lie?

[00:44:41] You've done this.

[00:44:49] I understand you put your foot on the wrong pedal,

[00:44:52] But like, you had about 10 seconds to be like,

[00:44:55] oh, it ain't stopping.

[00:44:56] Maybe I'm going to rock it.

[00:44:57] Broke ramped over the car.

[00:45:01] There's a lot of dumb drivers in this video,

[00:45:03] but I think this is the winner.

[00:45:17] You need to be arrested.

[00:45:19] You need to be arrested.

[00:45:23] You're making Pepsi look bad.

[00:45:26] Congratulations, bud.

[00:45:27] You just won another point for Team Coke.

[00:45:30] Buddy, it's already a losing battle over here with Pepsi.

[00:45:33] Good job, bud.

[00:45:35] You're getting coats to more points.

[00:45:37] We're already on the losing side as Pepsi enjoyers over here,

[00:45:40] because everybody likes Coke more,

[00:45:42] and you're just going out here doing this,

[00:45:44] making us look even worse.

[00:45:49] These people said that they were just following their GPS and it said to turn into the water.

[00:46:03] Run that by me again.

[00:46:06] These people said that they were just following their GPS.

[00:46:08] Ma'am, you're in the middle of the specific ocean.

[00:46:11] They're turning to the water.

[00:46:13] There's a water, there's a lag in the front of the boat.

[00:46:18] She's just smiling like nothing's happening.

[00:46:22] She's just hanging out the window.

[00:46:27] Officer Brooks with the five, thank you.

[00:46:34] Ma'am, that's got to be an insurance claim.

[00:46:40] She looked way too happy doing that.

[00:46:42] No, she's not.

[00:46:42] It has to be an insurance claim.

[00:46:44] Got to be.

[00:46:45] She looked way too happy doing that.

[00:46:47] hard twice within a few minutes. After the crash they got out to exchange information.

[00:47:11] Man, if that hits somebody, that's gonna put him to sleep.

[00:47:19] She couldn't figure out why her gas cap wasn't moving to the other side of the car.

[00:47:32] Saw with the fire, thank you.

[00:47:41] I

[00:47:53] Was the Amazon driver didn't realize that they were driving

[00:47:58] Did they hang them for his crimes what happened it looks like they publicly executed a big truck and like just hung them from the gallows

[00:48:11] What did he do?

[00:48:14] Yo lovers with the TNW lovers with the TNW.

[00:48:17] I didn't realize that they were driving in a bike path.

[00:48:20] Nah nah he realized he was trying to get them deliveries done.

[00:48:24] What you talking about he know what he's doing.

[00:48:32] That looks like a good parking.

[00:48:37] Yeah, this should be interesting.

[00:48:42] Oh, what a goober.

[00:48:43] Oh my, if you're in this car, you are fuming.

[00:48:48] Oh my goodness, if I'm in this car, I am fuming, dude.

[00:48:54] There is nothing worse than when you are pulling out

[00:48:58] of an area and they have lines on the roads

[00:49:02] and somebody gets in one lane,

[00:49:04] that's obviously you have to do one thing

[00:49:05] and they go the other.

[00:49:07] Bro, I can't stand that, man.

[00:49:16] I take back everything I just said,

[00:49:18] besides the personal experience.

[00:49:26] Oh, OK.

[00:49:27] Well.

[00:49:28] Big risk coming even this close to the wall.

[00:49:40] What on this planet Earth?!

[00:49:42] I got this left here, I'm not a little too fan.

[00:49:44] GG!

[00:49:45] Anybody that's ever seen Final Destination before, hates being behind a log truck, bruh.

[00:49:52] This truck driver didn't properly tie down their tire.

[00:50:14] What was that?

[00:50:15] Wait hold up, now hold up real quick.

[00:50:19] I'm crazy.

[00:50:20] Love Roblox.

[00:50:21] Earn Roblox digital gift cards with Microsoft rewards.

[00:50:25] Saw what the TNW saw.

[00:50:27] That's a scam.

[00:50:30] Bro got a Walmart lifetime fold out table for the cookout.

[00:50:41] That is unbelievable.

[00:50:48] JP with the 10, thank you JP with the 10!

[00:51:05] They just got their car cleaned after coming out of the car wash.

[00:51:07] That car is looking clean, I'm not gonna lie, that's a good car wash.

[00:51:18] What are you doing was she on her phone?

[00:51:28] Oh, I thought that was an old lady sitting over here.

[00:51:32] Never mind.

[00:51:33] What's going on?

[00:51:34] This doesn't be the worst parallel parker.

[00:51:35] What's going on?

[00:51:43] This is going to be the worst parallel parker.

[00:51:53] Yeah, that's okay, so if you were right there.

[00:51:55] There's no way, there's actually no way to assist.

[00:52:16] Hey, yo student driver, let's drop out

[00:52:19] and seek a new profession bubble, okay?

[00:52:23] There is, I have a question.

[00:52:27] If you're driving around with a student driver sticker

[00:52:30] on your car, and something like this happens,

[00:52:33] are you just cooked for life?

[00:52:34] Do they never let you drive again?

[00:52:45] Why didn't he move?

[00:52:47] Bro, what's your major?

[00:52:48] You're trying to get that answer, it's payout.

[00:52:50] What you talking about?

[00:52:50] I ain't moving either, I'm collecting my check.

[00:52:53] You done lost your mama, sit there too, be like, oh no, ah, ah, ah, ah, no.

[00:52:58] And then they back into me, I get out on the ground, I start rolling around.

[00:53:02] Oh my back, oh my back, oh my back, oh my back.

[00:53:11] And then three months later, guess what?

[00:53:13] You're a millionaire.

[00:53:16] Did you tell him about why didn't he move?

[00:53:18] What you, what you mean, but we ain't never going to work again.

[00:53:22] What's he talking about?

[00:53:23] Why didn't he move?

[00:53:25] Hey, don't run from success, Chad.

[00:53:29] When a blessing falls in your lap, accept it.

[00:53:40] Job with the fire.

[00:53:44] Tell him why he ain't backed up.

[00:53:45] Hold up.

[00:53:46] Boom, $3 million.

[00:53:48] That's why you're lost your mind.

[00:53:50] He hit the wrong is that chat of y'all didn't hit the wrong better brother seems like common in these

[00:54:06] What was that wall made out of what is this a rust building security with the team and Tatum with the fire

[00:54:14] Did bro say, yeah, right before, wait, hold up, run that hat.

[00:54:24] A demon took over this dude before it happened.

[00:54:31] It sounded like Chucky.

[00:54:33] Dude, right before he hit the gas, he said, yeah, and just floored it.

[00:54:39] I know y'all heard it.

[00:54:42] Listen!

[00:54:48] Bro was pondering it before he pulled up.

[00:54:51] He was sitting there in his head like,

[00:54:52] Man, do I do it, bro?

[00:54:54] Hold on, I sit down.

[00:54:55] Do I do it, man?

[00:54:56] I don't know if I want to do it.

[00:54:57] And he's like,

[00:54:59] And he just decided...

[00:55:07] Hey,

[00:55:09] Before you turn that footage into the police, I hope you muted the audio

[00:55:15] Because without the audio it could have been like all he accidentally hit the pedal but like bro say yeah

[00:55:20] Demon god him or something bro got possessed by deep

[00:55:30] You forgot to take off his ladder before going in a car wash yo cheek quake with the file

[00:55:38] too much to do let Gemini encroach yeah let's

[00:55:48] a driver went through a red light and the perfect outcome happened

[00:55:57] yeah just served

[00:56:08] Wow, this is great. I really don't know what she's doing. These drivers were distracted after seeing this amazing rocket launch

[00:56:15] Wow, what is that?

[00:56:19] No, but the thing is it broke

[00:56:23] It broke

[00:56:38] Bro, I literally halfway expected when they got beside it was gonna be like one of them

[00:56:59] reversed cars where they're driving backwards just for the meme of it.

[00:57:03] No, bro was fully hitting a backup pose, man.

[00:57:07] Y'all remember being the back of the truck or a car when you was a kid?

[00:57:10] One of your parents was driving a...

[00:57:15] Y'all know, everybody does the pose, bro.

[00:57:18] Maybe not so much nowadays, because they got back up.

[00:57:21] Bro was fully hitting the pose, dude.

[00:57:30] Only logical explanation here is that his transmission went out

[00:57:34] and it no longer went forward, but only reversed.

[00:57:38] Because I had the opposite thing happen to my four

[00:57:41] that I had, I drove that thing for two years

[00:57:44] without it being able to reverse.

[00:57:46] And anytime I would pre-plan, like,

[00:57:49] okay, I gotta go mow this yard,

[00:57:51] I need to park somewhere where there's no chance

[00:57:53] I'll never have to back out.

[00:57:54] So I would always pre-plan, like, okay,

[00:57:57] don't get in any situation where I'm not to back up

[00:58:00] because it will not back up.

[00:58:01] The truck driver was waiting for them to move their car.

[00:58:16] This bus driver stopped way too close to the train track so everyone on the bus panicked

[00:58:20] to end that out oh my goodness he made it good idea to do this right next to a

[00:58:38] police car

[00:58:52] classic I think we've all seen this one classic

[00:59:04] they just found out it was too late to switch lanes

[00:59:08] You just got done with using the car wash again

[00:59:26] This guy stopped his car yo chat in case y'all didn't know

[00:59:33] Give y'all a little piece of lore

[00:59:35] Chad, if you're ever in a situation where you are going to wreck your car no matter what,

[00:59:44] and there's a fire hydrant anywhere near you, do everything in your power to not hit the

[00:59:50] fire hydrant, because if you hit the fire hydrant, it legitimately costs you, I think

[00:59:57] like $1,000 a day until they get it fixed.

[01:00:02] with the five gifted, W grim with the five gifted.

[01:00:05] When I used to work for the water department,

[01:00:07] we would have big trucks.

[01:00:09] There was this one fire hydrant

[01:00:13] that always got hit by a big truck.

[01:00:16] And every time one of them big truck drivers

[01:00:20] would hit a fire hydrant and it would break,

[01:00:23] we'd have to shut the whole town's water off

[01:00:26] and it would cost whoever hit it $1,000 a day

[01:00:28] until they got fixed.

[01:00:29] So, if you're ever in a situation where you about to wreck, Chad, I'm telling y'all,

[01:00:39] do not break no fire hydrant.

[01:00:44] Okay.

[01:00:46] Did y'all rush to get it fixed or no?

[01:00:52] It wasn't up to me.

[01:00:56] And it wasn't up to me

[01:01:00] It was but you also y'all don't know what's even worse

[01:01:04] If you ever accidentally sever a fiber optic cable your life's ruined

[01:01:11] Don't you ever I know y'all don't go outside

[01:01:14] But just in case y'all never do go outside and if you're ever like digging or something on like a back over something

[01:01:20] You better you better make sure they they scan it because if you cut a fiber optic cable

[01:01:25] It literally cost you like a thousand dollars an hour

[01:01:29] And if you can't pay it, I'm pretty sure they'll throw you in jail. That's what I remember hearing

[01:01:34] If you cut a fiber optic cable and it's down for like a week big dog

[01:01:39] You're cooked forever. You're actually like cook forever. No job

[01:01:43] Like an athlete. Yeah, I

[01:01:47] Did that yesterday you already racked up about a 24,000 dollar bill bother GGs

[01:01:55] This guy stopped his car right in the middle of the fast line to go pee.

[01:02:00] What?

[01:02:04] What you mean Hoda?

[01:02:11] This has to be the most impatient driver.

[01:02:20] Never.

[01:02:25] Yeah, and you hit a school bus.

[01:02:28] Oh, your life is ruined all because you was in a hurry.

[01:02:33] Not only did you mess your car up,

[01:02:35] you don't get a ticket for hitting that anyway.

[01:02:37] Oh, you hit a school bus.

[01:02:39] You go into jail.

[01:02:43] All because you wanted to get home.

[01:02:44] 10 minutes quick.

[01:02:46] You are cooked.

[01:02:47] Fucked.

[01:02:54] Yep.

[01:03:02] Ma'am, I know you ain't trying to tell this train to stop.

[01:03:05] Ma'am, please.

[01:03:07] Ma'am, hold up.

[01:03:15] Ma'am, this don't look like New York City.

[01:03:16] I don't think Spider-Man is about to swing from a skyscraper and stop this train.

[01:03:21] Okay?

[01:03:22] There is no way you think you're gonna wade this train down.

[01:03:24] It's gonna be able to stop on a dime.

[01:03:28] Ma'am, the truck is gone.

[01:03:33] This truck carrying new cars got stuck on the railroad tracks.

[01:03:39] OH MY-

[01:03:42] You try to-

[01:03:46] You try to bring his truck into a McDonald's drive-thru.

[01:03:49] You're real for that, but what you doing, man? Come on.

[01:03:52] You got the time.

[01:03:54] Oh! Do not get out this car! Do not get out this car!

[01:03:59] He's gonna leave!

[01:04:00] Oh!

[01:04:02] Oh, that was the worst thing I could have ever been.

[01:04:06] It just can't get worse!

[01:04:08] With Google Play Games, you're gonna stay unlocked.

[01:04:11] It just can't get worse, bro!

[01:04:14] on the biggest games

[01:04:24] This bus and she's a spare wheel so you know you know how you're cooked

[01:04:29] This site is digitally recorded 24-7

[01:04:33] You crashed into the worst possible place you could have

[01:04:40] You ain't getting away with that

[01:04:44] This bus in Russia didn't have a spare wheel, so they used a giant log.

[01:04:54] I told you!

[01:04:55] I told you it was possible!

[01:04:59] I told you!

[01:05:03] I told you to start a video, my grandpa and my dad was a kid.

[01:05:06] They lost a wheel to their truck, so they put a 2x4 in there instead.

[01:05:10] I told you!

[01:05:17] I told you it was possible!

[01:05:31] Ma'am, I think she knows, just let her go.

[01:05:34] She's probably already having a panic attack, let's just let her go.

[01:05:38] Okay, she knows.

[01:05:40] They thought that this parking garage staircase was an exit.

[01:05:45] Oh no, y'all in the back room!

[01:05:51] Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!

[01:05:55] I'll never have a car there.

[01:05:56] Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!

[01:06:02] Imagine getting home damn-

[01:06:03] Dude, I will say this, bro.

[01:06:06] Having car problems in public is the most embarrassing thing ever, bro.

[01:06:10] If any of y'all have ever had like a car problem in public bro, it's so embarrassing man. It is

[01:06:17] It's so embarrassing, dude

[01:06:27] You really got the nerve to hulk at this lady and you're on the sidewalk

[01:06:40] Oh! Oh! Look at this idiot!

[01:06:44] Sir, you're going to have to look in the mirror because what is this laugh?

[01:06:49] Here's a great way to immediately get fired.

[01:07:04] He was so excited to show off his car.

[01:07:10] Some people just live in their own little world.

[01:07:28] Dude what are you doing bro?

[01:07:31] Oh my gosh.

[01:07:33] Bro!

[01:07:34] I think this should carry your life sentence dude.

[01:07:37] Something like this should carry your life sentence bro.

[01:07:39] You need to go to jail forever.

[01:07:41] Like you actually be locked away forever.

[01:07:42] Like forever, dude.

[01:07:44] What are you doing, man?

[01:07:48] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:07:50] This guy forgot to use his parking brake

[01:07:52] when he parked his car on the hill.

[01:07:54] These people perfectly banter cars right into each other.

[01:08:21] No!

[01:08:23] Ow!

[01:08:29] They somehow managed to light themselves out of their own car while it was going in reverse.

[01:08:35] Huh?

[01:08:44] Something is happening. I don't know what.

[01:08:51] The current Ohio was spotted driving backwards.

[01:08:56] That seems to be a common thing.

[01:08:59] Go back.

[01:09:01] To what?

[01:09:10] The cliff one?

[01:09:13] Man, that was an hour ago, Chad.

[01:09:17] Oh, I didn't even see that! Oh!

[01:09:21] They're driving backwards.

[01:09:24] Tell you, overdraw backwards down the highway, because it seems like it's common.

[01:09:38] way because it seems like it's common

[01:09:51] you now you done knocked the whole town's power out man in your app on base

[01:09:59] 44 describe it

[01:10:09] Bro my mouse was gone

[01:10:15] I mean could not have been more perfect

[01:10:24] Deserved there is so much going on here

[01:10:29] this bus driver what was that what was that in goober town why is everybody messing up

[01:10:45] He somehow forgot to put his car in park.

[01:11:07] Here we try to squeeze all this into a car wash.

[01:11:18] They were a student driver that still didn't have a full license yet.

[01:11:29] And now they're never gonna get it!

[01:11:34] Bro, brush in his teeth!

[01:11:37] She refused to let a new road stop her from going where she needs to go.

[01:11:42] There she goes.

[01:11:46] Got her.

[01:11:52] Well ma'am, have fun paying that off for the rest of your life.

[01:11:56] Someone parked their car a little too close to the ocean, so when they came back, it was

[01:12:09] swapped away by the waves.

[01:12:16] First and foremost, where are you and how did you even get there to park in the first

[01:12:21] place?

[01:12:22] The truck driver had no idea that he was pushing a car.

[01:12:35] The thing that they were trying to do a U-turn.

[01:12:43] Dude, I swear, bro.

[01:12:45] There's nothing more enraging than just seeing somebody do just the most blatant, dangerous

[01:12:54] traffic infraction.

[01:12:55] Oh, it's so infuriating, dude.

[01:12:57] I swear to you, man.

[01:13:00] What are you doing, dude?

[01:13:13] This guy did not want to pay a parking fine.

[01:13:15] A rare crossing game.

[01:13:24] Guys, I was gone the first hour. Can I get a recap? Bad drivers.

[01:13:29] It fell into someone's car, and I guess they didn't care, so they just kept driving.

[01:13:33] driving. This police officer pulled over this woman and gave her a ticket because she was

[01:13:43] driving with a broken light. She refused to pay for the ticket, which means the officer

[01:13:55] her hand to arrest her. She didn't want to pay for the ticket so she drove away. How

[01:14:15] How do you even end up in this type of situation?

[01:14:39] This is exactly why you don't block the intersection.

[01:14:42] Lord have mercy!

[01:14:44] Is it bad that the first thing my eyes went to is that big Burger King sound back here?

[01:14:53] I got a problem!

[01:15:00] Why you don't block the intersection?

[01:15:01] Lord have mercy!

[01:15:02] They're on the right.

[01:15:04] Look at the traffic on the left side of the street.

[01:15:32] You look at your phone, officer.

[01:15:34] Hey, I would have been like I said earlier,

[01:15:37] I would have been rolling on the ground.

[01:15:41] And I would have cracked my draws.

[01:15:42] Because by the way, if you ever get into a traffic accident

[01:15:47] and it's not your fault and you crap yourself,

[01:15:49] you get extra money, by the way.

[01:15:51] I forgot to add that earlier.

[01:15:53] I'm actually not making that up.

[01:15:54] If you get into a traffic accident like this,

[01:15:58] that's not your fault, and you crap your draws,

[01:16:01] You actually get more money.

[01:16:03] I'm dead serious.

[01:16:05] I'm actually dead serious.

[01:16:09] No, I'm serious.

[01:16:12] So you better believe this happened to me.

[01:16:14] I'm rolling on the ground, grabbing my back,

[01:16:16] screaming, and I'm crapping my drawers right there.

[01:16:22] No, I'm not speaking from experience, man.

[01:16:25] I heard it through a grapevine.

[01:16:29] Can you dookie on command?

[01:16:30] No, but every time you're going out to drive somewhere,

[01:16:33] make sure you got one saved up for about 20 hours.

[01:16:39] Just in case, hey, somebody T-Ball me little fender bender.

[01:16:42] I instantly crap my drawers,

[01:16:44] I'm rolling around on the ground.

[01:16:45] Boom, right there, bubble.

[01:16:47] Half a meal, life change, you can quit your job.

[01:16:50] You talking about.

[01:16:52] Tell me y'all, chat the strats, man.

[01:16:54] This guy tried running away from the police and a golf cart.

[01:17:05] Wait for that!

[01:17:07] Ha ha ha!

[01:17:09] Hey!

[01:17:21] Half a million dollars right there if you crap yourself if you're in this car.

[01:17:28] Right there if you're in this car the one that's filming I'm sitting there waiting.

[01:17:33] I'm sitting there waiting. Oh man. Oh man. I'm about to crap my drawers

[01:17:45] Your life has changed for the better forever right there. That's probably a million if you make it look bad enough

[01:17:51] This driver somehow ran over this

[01:18:03] This truck was moving a wind turbine blade over these train tracks and it didn't do a

[01:18:15] very good job with planning a hunt.

[01:18:17] Have y'all ever seen these being hauled in real life?

[01:18:20] Dude, if you've ever seen one of these being hauled in real life, they are huge, man!

[01:18:27] Oh

[01:18:31] Oh, that's all that is the biggest disaster I've ever seen

[01:18:35] This guy was trying to show off his new Lamborghini, he just got.

[01:19:01] What kind of wrong turn do you have to make to wind up here?

[01:19:25] This guy drove into a giant rock and didn't even really seem to notice.

[01:19:40] They said that their GPS told them they're going on this Greyhound racing track.

[01:19:55] I like that video that was a good video right there I like that one that was a good video

[01:20:20] One more next bookie time, one more.

[01:20:23] He got another one right here too.

[01:20:24] These are the dumbest drivers.

[01:20:25] Yeah!

[01:20:26] Yeah!

[01:20:27] This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.

[01:20:32] I don't see no delivery driver.

[01:20:35] Never.

[01:20:36] This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.

[01:20:49] What do you mean he made a wrong turn?

[01:21:11] Slender with the five.

[01:21:12] This driver didn't realize that they went through a red light.

[01:21:21] I know you ain't over, I know you ain't yet.

[01:21:25] You gonna make the mistake of you gonna get mad or you gonna...

[01:21:32] Well, you're window down.

[01:21:35] You know your bumper's hanging off the back of your car, right?

[01:21:39] Oh, okay, sorry.

[01:21:42] Really crazy.

[01:21:50] I thought it was gonna be barely hanging!

[01:21:54] This might be the fastest car wash ever.

[01:21:57] Ah!

[01:21:59] Yo!

[01:22:02] Wow, that was quick!

[01:22:04] W car? Uh-oh!

[01:22:05] Ah!

[01:22:06] Okay, they good. Y'all couldn't see that.

[01:22:08] He almost hit a motorcyclist.

[01:22:09] Hold up, y'all couldn't see it by my face cam though.

[01:22:13] I might just keep the face cam down here for these low key.

[01:22:39] They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened.

[01:22:45] Sorry about the totem, and the people were the same.

[01:22:48] They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened.

[01:22:52] What happened?

[01:22:55] Well, that has to be a skit!

[01:22:58] This guy got pulled over for speeding and had a really interesting excuse.

[01:23:04] Why go so fast?

[01:23:06] I have a appointment with Barbara.

[01:23:10] We have an appointment with your barber.

[01:23:13] A new salon.

[01:23:14] A new salon.

[01:23:15] I think ours got a cold one.

[01:23:16] So you go 107 miles an hour.

[01:23:18] I'm sorry.

[01:23:19] We're getting it out of traffic.

[01:23:21] We're putting other people's lives at the end of it.

[01:23:24] Sir, we gotta let him go.

[01:23:26] Sir, we gotta let him go.

[01:23:28] He's got a haircut to get to, man.

[01:23:29] Let's get him up out of here.

[01:23:31] Sir, we gotta let him go.

[01:23:33] His barber's waiting on him.

[01:23:34] They thought it was a good idea to drive away.

[01:23:51] These politicians were in a meeting about passing a law to ban video calls while driving

[01:23:56] and this one guy was doing exactly that.

[01:23:59] Number three, the Attorney General's office.

[01:24:00] Who do we have with us?

[01:24:02] Our president's in for my name is Jay Eastruing.

[01:24:04] I'm the CFO for the Attorney General's office.

[01:24:07] You know what that reminds me of?

[01:24:10] Bro, that reminds me of that one court video

[01:24:13] where that dude ain't supposed to be driving.

[01:24:15] But he's like, he's in the, he's holding on like a Zoom call

[01:24:17] with the judge and the judge.

[01:24:19] It's like, you know, what are you doing right now?

[01:24:21] Are you driving?

[01:24:22] He's like, yeah, I'm backing in.

[01:24:23] Give me just one second.

[01:24:24] Y'all bring it up, y'all talk about.

[01:24:26] Ha ha ha.

[01:24:28] They wanted to

[01:24:32] Yeah, you're getting stuck my gg

[01:24:39] Yeah

[01:24:42] You go try that the wheel wheel now

[01:24:44] Hey, look if you got a front-wheel drive car you can actually do this check

[01:24:48] There is no better vehicle to drive in the snow than a front-wheel drive car bro. I swear

[01:24:52] I had a I still got I got a 2015 Chrysler

[01:24:57] 200 s bro there could be a foot of snow on the highway that thing don't

[01:25:01] throw it like it ain't nothing bro all wheel drive now that thing was only

[01:25:05] front wheel drive it never checked up once

[01:25:12] not once

[01:25:15] I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this.

[01:25:27] Chad, life is so scary because this dude like could have easily just been dead right here.

[01:25:35] Like on a sunny day in his neighborhood just backing out of his driveway this dude could

[01:25:40] have just died a terrible death right here.

[01:25:42] Chat life, Crayati Chat, keep your head on the swivel, bro.

[01:25:48] I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this.

[01:25:57] This person didn't know it was a runabout and not a four-way intersession.

[01:26:12] Oh, that's tough.

[01:26:19] I'm gonna be careful.

[01:26:22] I don't hit the side.

[01:26:25] What is bro hauling?

[01:26:30] Ready to unlock road-like digital gift cards?

[01:26:34] Somebody said to honk mid-air.

[01:26:36] Wait, did that car honk mid-air?

[01:26:39] This person didn't know what's around about, and not a four-way intersection, and not a

[01:27:03] four-way intersession.

[01:27:11] Bro!

[01:27:13] Bro, I didn't even peep that, bro!

[01:27:17] Bro!

[01:27:21] Dude, what do you think that was?

[01:27:24] You think that was bro's like head-hitting a steering wheel or something?

[01:27:28] I hope you're okay, though. I'll just let somebody point at the hall.

[01:27:32] Did that say nobody was hurt in it? Okay, it was you good

[01:27:58] So this way it worked was not a very good idea

[01:28:02] No, no, no.

[01:28:04] No.

[01:28:05] Oh, my God.

[01:28:06] No.

[01:28:07] No.

[01:28:08] No.

[01:28:09] No.

[01:28:10] No.

[01:28:11] No.

[01:28:12] No.

[01:28:13] No.

[01:28:14] I'm recording.

[01:28:15] I'm literally recording.

[01:28:16] That is crazy, Chad, because y'all know I speak Spanish, bro.

[01:28:20] I literally understood what she said right there.

[01:28:22] I can translate it for y'all.

[01:28:23] No.

[01:28:24] No.

[01:28:25] I'm recording.

[01:28:26] I'm literally recording.

[01:28:27] She said she's recording.

[01:28:28] I'm literally recording.

[01:28:30] I swear I can understand. Dude, I know Spanish.

[01:28:37] So this was not a very good idea.

[01:28:45] Dude, I wanna fully learn Spanish, like fully learn. I need you to get Quackity to teach me for real.

[01:28:50] You know, Quackity already gave me some pointers. I wanna fully learn Spanish.

[01:28:53] I want to be able to fully speak it.

[01:29:05] So how does something like this really happen?

[01:29:07] I think this guy was trying to tell us both.

[01:29:20] The government in Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on

[01:29:30] his run.

[01:29:38] They tried towing this trailer house without wheels.

[01:29:46] Oh no! Wait, hold on.

[01:29:51] No, that's gotta be like for a YouTube video or something.

[01:29:54] There's no way.

[01:29:56] There's no, there's actually no way.

[01:29:58] That has to be a skit. That has to be a skit.

[01:30:04] I'm really not sure how this person

[01:30:05] is still driving this car.

[01:30:06] Hey, no way! How? How do you have this thing floating here?

[01:30:25] This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot.

[01:30:28] Proceed it was floating.

[01:30:31] Hey!

[01:30:36] Yeah, that's the case over here right there.

[01:30:40] This was absolute perfect timing after this guy ran a red light.

[01:30:54] Oh, that's the car! Oh, there it is!

[01:30:56] He was super confident that his truck could handle the wind.

[01:31:01] I don't think that's A. Sir, I don't think that's go home.

[01:31:06] What the frick is?

[01:31:11] Yes.

[01:31:14] Oh my god.

[01:31:16] Dude, what are these cops?

[01:31:19] Fire is on fire, sir.

[01:31:21] This might be the worst U-turn of all time.

[01:31:24] Now, that was a full capital P turn. That wasn't no U turn. He did the full P maneuver

[01:31:35] right there. Taco Bell, I wonder what he ordered. Big dog! Lord have mercy. Believe it or not,

[01:31:56] This person was pulled over and was found to be not drunk.

[01:32:08] Everything's fine there.

[01:32:13] Yes, officer, he ain't drunk.

[01:32:15] Lord have mercy

[01:32:25] Panda express cup, I don't even eat there and I already know the logo.

[01:32:45] Panda Express Cup, don't beat that.

[01:32:52] Dude, your soda's on your car!

[01:32:55] Your soda's on your car!

[01:33:02] Life! That looks like the best!

[01:33:09] This isn't our school, though.

[01:33:15] This lowkey looks like the backgrounds.

[01:33:22] The red light and a nice on the curb.

[01:33:31] I'll see you there, moron.

[01:33:36] What's going on?

[01:33:37] Oh, are they gonna go to the big?

[01:33:39] Ah! They're off!

[01:33:40] Ahahahahaha!

[01:33:59] He ordered two summon trucks to show up to his house, and they both kind of failed.

[01:34:04] GG!

[01:34:09] Lord have mercy.

[01:34:13] Chad, why y'all puttin' a Spiderman emoji in here?

[01:34:25] Whisper with the five, thank you.

[01:34:35] That's actually insane.

[01:34:37] This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water.

[01:34:40] Aw, what a good guy!

[01:34:44] Thank you!

[01:34:52] A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started to go up.

[01:34:57] Huh?!

[01:34:59] No shot. That was tough. That was tough. I'm not gonna lie that that that was besides the horrifically dangerous traffic infraction putting that to the side that was that was tough.

[01:35:29] are we serious this truck was too heavy and couldn't make it up the hell

[01:35:40] Okay, so it was in the truck.

[01:35:54] Yeah, you're out of here.

[01:36:03] This has to be one of the weirdest Rotorage incidents ever.

[01:36:22] What do I want?

[01:36:23] This is the goofiest thing I've ever seen!

[01:36:29] How does something like this even happen?

[01:36:33] I don't see that they're wrong.

[01:36:37] How could this possibly be in their mind?

[01:36:43] Yeah.

[01:36:45] For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car.

[01:36:49] Yeah.

[01:36:53] I did that once. Hey, you're supposed to keep that a secret.

[01:36:59] He started recording because he didn't think that this truck was going to make it.

[01:37:08] Oh, man.

[01:37:10] Do y'all remember that one bridge that had like its own YouTube channel?

[01:37:14] That people always hit it because they thought it was higher than it was

[01:37:18] and it claimed like a million different vehicles?

[01:37:24] Yeah, y'all know what I'm talking about? Yep.

[01:37:29] This cop parked the car opener.

[01:37:41] Yeah, the car opener.

[01:37:42] The car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize that they would eventually

[01:37:46] rise up.

[01:37:47] Oh my goodness.

[01:37:48] It's hilarious.

[01:37:49] You just gotta stay in the car there, it's so embarrassing, you can't get out and face

[01:37:57] Just face the people you gotta stay in the car there and your radio wind to get somebody to lower you down

[01:38:03] And when they do you just drive off and act like it never happened

[01:38:09] That was me on the way to Jeezy's house back in the day right there

[01:38:14] This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around he got out for a break and when he got back in to try and drive away

[01:38:21] All the other cars created a barricade so that he couldn't move

[01:38:23] Wow! W Samaritans! No, what is this?

[01:38:39] The police then showed up a few minutes later.

[01:38:44] W Samaritans right there!

[01:38:49] and made an arrest. This police officer had to forcibly stop his driver who fell asleep while driving.

[01:38:55] This person is either completely asleep or passed out.

[01:39:05] That's when you crap yourself in the suit of police department right there.

[01:39:15] That was a clean pit. I gotta say that was a clean pit.

[01:39:19] That was clean!

[01:39:21] He behind, he's woke up.

[01:39:24] She tried super hard to get into this parking spot.

[01:39:41] Okay, so if you were getting off work to go home and watch the stream...

[01:39:45] These guys try to tow a car in reverse.

[01:39:52] A student driver somehow crashed into his driving school building so they probably won't

[01:40:07] be getting their license anytime soon.

[01:40:09] How about anytime ever you crashed into the student driver building?

[01:40:14] I

[01:40:19] Just do the bike

[01:40:34] Wait, is that a mannequin is that actually a purse

[01:40:37] That anytime soon.

[01:40:44] This impatient driver thought that this guy was going too slow.

[01:41:05] That's karma right there!

[01:41:07] That's what you get!

[01:41:08] Yeah, you tell him!

[01:41:18] A van drove through a video game store, but luckily no one was hurt.

[01:41:22] They were trying to do tricks in a tiny car.

[01:41:25] These people had no idea that their car was on fire.

[01:41:35] Dude, how did this come in two?

[01:41:40] They didn't listen to his warning about driving in the beach.

[01:41:43] This is a four by four only beach.

[01:41:45] He ain't gonna get far.

[01:41:46] That don't look like it's that thick.

[01:41:49] Tow truck's $500 gets you out.

[01:41:51] get you out if you-

[01:41:52] Sir, you didn't quit hating that sand, it's not looked that thick!

[01:41:55] Fuck.

[01:41:58] I-I wouldn't do it.

[01:42:02] Well...

[01:42:10] Oh, well, well...

[01:42:13] I guess you never know who you might cut off.

[01:42:21] Cooked?

[01:42:26] The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice.

[01:42:30] It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down.

[01:42:41] This is when you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to make the funniest video anybody could ever make.

[01:42:51] this is when you pull the phone out and you do like the front facing camera with

[01:42:57] this thing pushing you down the highway you're like hey yo it's your boy case

[01:43:01] just heading to work check me out and then in the background it's the truck

[01:43:04] just pushing you down the road. The truck driver did eventually slow down.

[01:43:09] Oh

[01:43:15] Second POV unlocked is this was yeah, this was it another

[01:43:22] Hey chat, there's cameras ever this truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic calm

[01:43:39] no way you went forward no way

[01:43:54] but he just wrapped up this driver broke down in the road and didn't bother

[01:44:01] turning on the fox with the fire

[01:44:04] Have y'all ever came across a mind that's driving at dark with no lights on?

[01:44:10] Dude, dude, I swear, seeing somebody driving at night with no headlights is way more common

[01:44:21] than it should be.

[01:44:22] It is actually crazy how common it is for people to drive down the road at night and

[01:44:28] forget to turn their lights on, dude.

[01:44:31] Bro

[01:44:39] The heck

[01:44:43] This piece I guess that car was a little sleepy

[01:44:46] I was caught watching TV while driving.

[01:45:09] You're watching baseball.

[01:45:15] Man.

[01:45:17] You're back with the fire.

[01:45:19] Thank you.

[01:45:21] Both of these cars were too stubborn to move, so they both decided to share it.

[01:45:29] So I didn't do it anywhere when I came to your home.

[01:45:39] I guess you could call that a mobile home.

[01:45:41] I'm done.

[01:45:43] Because that one actually wasn't that good,

[01:45:49] because that actually is what that is anyway.

[01:45:50] So it's not even.

[01:45:51] But the reason I made that joke is because that

[01:45:53] don't look like a technical mobile home.

[01:45:55] That actually looks like a house that they're moving to.

[01:46:05] So this is pretty dumb.

[01:46:06] This driver caught this other driver that was trying

[01:46:08] tow car with the chain the LV Chris dragging me by my foot with a belt back

[01:46:23] to my cage after I've been bad and I'm fighting don't want to go back to my case

[01:46:26] He's just dragging me

[01:46:38] This game merged in

[01:46:50] This video left me with more questions than answers

[01:46:53] What's pretty obvious what's happening?

[01:46:56] This

[01:47:24] His driver decided he didn't need to clear the snow on his car before he set off.

[01:47:34] Somebody said the car's a lizard.

[01:47:36] A big bro nose ball.

[01:47:41] You know if there's a lizard be like losing her tail and stuff when they get caught?

[01:47:49] They somehow didn't see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road.

[01:48:06] Cause you want that phone, you text it and drive it.

[01:48:17] These guys try to crush a soda can with their car.

[01:48:26] This guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn.

[01:48:31] guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn.

[01:48:38] That was so unbelievably clean.

[01:48:43] That's actually insane.

[01:48:50] Dude, that is crazy.

[01:48:54] She's waking up. He's still there.

[01:48:56] He's waking up.

[01:48:59] Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us.

[01:49:01] Come on!

[01:49:07] Chat, you know what's goofy about these car videos?

[01:49:11] Is that when you see a car do some crazy stuff?

[01:49:14] And the- and the- and the- and the- and the camera's still aiming at him after it happens,

[01:49:17] and the driver's just sitting there...

[01:49:21] Like nothing happened!

[01:49:24] How do you even end up in this type of situation?

[01:49:38] This is DoorDashDriver.

[01:49:39] Get out trying to play it all!

[01:49:40] He managed to drive onto an airport runway.

[01:49:43] W delivery driver at all costs delivering that.

[01:49:47] The driver was safely escorted off and wasn't arrested for the mistake.

[01:49:56] Hey, he better get a tip for that!

[01:50:06] This driver missed her exit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic.

[01:50:11] Hey, chat, live center's right here.

[01:50:16] If you stop in the middle of a highway interstate,

[01:50:20] bro, you need to go to jail for life.

[01:50:23] Like this is the, see, this is the equivalent of having

[01:50:33] like a fully loaded shotgun and having somebody standing

[01:50:37] in front of you and you're just like waving it around,

[01:50:40] hitting it against the wall and stuff.

[01:50:42] It's like, oh, no, it went off and I shot him.

[01:50:45] Like this is the equivalent to that, like no joke.

[01:50:48] If he is going to drop, if he is going to drop, drop off!

[01:50:59] You better hope you stopped up there.

[01:51:01] Hey, you better hope you stopped up there.

[01:51:05] This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time.

[01:51:08] He's going to get that one.

[01:51:23] This bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the road.

[01:51:37] I said bro's driving a piggy bank.

[01:51:58] Parking sideways in your own garage to save space seems like a big brain move.

[01:52:04] actually is insanely impressive.

[01:52:06] I'm glad I just saw this right here.

[01:52:08] For the first time in my life,

[01:52:09] I just saw somebody parked sideways

[01:52:11] in their driving garage.

[01:52:23] Now don't give up, it was cold!

[01:52:25] I know why you kept going after the first one and hit two more of them.

[01:52:51] Yo, I saw somebody do this not too long ago, no joke I did, I saw this not too long ago,

[01:53:00] so I needed this.

[01:53:01] The good thing about a lot of these gas pumps nowadays is though, is they have like, like

[01:53:06] a, like where it's good joined in and if somebody does that, it doesn't bust all over the place,

[01:53:11] it just like pulls it off and you can reattach it.

[01:53:14] I'm the greatest idea.

[01:53:27] Man, you could say that went from a dream to a nightmare.

[01:53:34] Get it, kid? Is it Mattress or are you sleeping?

[01:53:41] So, I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset.

[01:53:45] In downtown Orlando, what's the move guys?

[01:53:50] Yo, what's the focus?

[01:53:58] This driver was taking up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by.

[01:54:04] Hey!

[01:54:08] What's the move guys?

[01:54:11] Hey, somebody got a pit maneuver this goober right here. I swear they do

[01:54:16] Somebody pit maneuver this goober man

[01:54:30] Unethical spot unethical

[01:54:41] You don't have a tire on your rim.

[01:54:43] And you just ignored a man!

[01:54:45] What?

[01:54:53] Oh, your tire fell off.

[01:54:57] Whoa!

[01:54:58] Pull over, you don't have a tire on your rim.

[01:55:03] She was dealing with this crazy guy that hit some road rage.

[01:55:11] Classic, I've seen this one, classic.

[01:55:18] They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car.

[01:55:24] POV, the delivery driver that delivered the jumbo queso blush.

[01:55:33] That's how it got here.

[01:55:35] I was wondering how they got that thing over here.

[01:55:37] I see now.

[01:55:40] This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far.

[01:55:51] She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress which distracted his driver

[01:55:55] and he ended up crashing his car.

[01:56:04] This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible.

[01:56:18] These guys were drifting their cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover

[01:56:22] her police car.

[01:56:23] Chat, I swear, I don't know if I said this earlier, but there is nothing more satisfying

[01:56:39] than when you're driving and you see somebody do something blatantly illegal and dangerous

[01:56:44] and they immediately get pulled over for it.

[01:56:47] Bro, that is one of the most satisfying moments like ever dude.

[01:56:52] you get cut off or something like that or you see somebody get cut off or the rear end of somebody

[01:56:57] they get pulled up you're like oh dude maybe there is a little bit of car

[01:57:03] Dario with the TN thank you

[01:57:22] This car refuses stuff for these construction workers.

[01:57:27] That's don't tear your car up, Goober!

[01:57:46] This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying everywhere.

[01:57:50] Hey, you got me all the way messed up buddy. I'm jumping to the other side of the highway

[01:57:59] Oh

[01:58:06] These videos are straight cinema shout out daily dose of internet man straight cinema videos, bro. I swear

[01:58:15] Brody things good

[01:58:20] Bro, I like those.

[01:58:23] W videos, chat, those are so addicting, bro, I swear.

[01:58:28] Those videos are so addicting.

[01:58:32] Bro, I love them videos.

[01:58:36] One more, we'll do some more tomorrow.

[01:58:38] But you know what time it is now.

[01:58:41] Hey.

[01:58:43] Hey.

[01:58:45] You know what time it is now, don't you?

[01:58:49] Huh?

[01:58:50] Don't you?

[01:58:53] Yeah you do.

[01:59:00] Spooky time.

[01:59:06] Yeah!

[01:59:14] Hey.

[01:59:15] get you a dypey on Bubba because it is. Hey listen up now. It is spooky time.

[01:59:34] more yet again buddy you got you a dypey on chat huh I warned just it's spooky

[01:59:51] time ladies and gentlemen

[01:59:54] I don't say I didn't warn you.

[02:00:20] We good?

[02:00:24] We good. Hey, it's time for the spooky.

[02:00:32] Okay, I got it. Thank you.

[02:00:38] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. You love to see it. Get you a dive in your own spooky time.

[02:00:54] Yeah!

[02:02:54] I love people.

[02:03:24] I

[02:03:54] Man, let me tell you, it's always a good day when there's another back room's scary game.

[02:04:07] Chad, let me tell you, it is all, always a good day when the back rooms are involved.

[02:04:21] There ain't nothin' like the backrooms.

[02:04:26] Yo, shout out to you and Will, uh-huh, and thank you.

[02:04:31] Stanky Shores opponent, get to 1500 bits, and I'm coming for you, Cap.

[02:04:36] Yo, happy birthday, Stephanie. Uh, happy birthday, Stephanie. Thank you.

[02:04:42] Have you watched the movie yet?

[02:04:45] I actually have not.

[02:04:49] Oh, that looks way better. Wow.

[02:04:53] I actually have not watched the backroom's movie yet. I keep forgetting.

[02:04:59] Uh...

[02:05:01] I need to though.

[02:05:02] Because y'all know me. They call me John Backroom.

[02:05:08] They- hey! Y'all know your boy loves him some backrooms. They call me John Backroom.

[02:05:15] Should I watch it tonight after stream chat?

[02:05:19] I

[02:05:31] Backrooms pro hasn't watched the movie man. I keep forgetting bruh chill

[02:05:41] Chill who calls you that everybody

[02:05:43] Do I IRL stream what back rooms? I don't told you I was I

[02:05:52] Don't told you I was buying a gigantic humongous building and turning it into the back

[02:06:03] Matter of fact no joke I actually have a potential building

[02:06:10] Potential building in sight

[02:06:12] No joke. Just use the movie set. No. Yeah, no, I've actually found a potential building.

[02:06:27] Proof. Bro, when I get it, I'll show y'all. You'll know, hey, chat, you'll know. Once I buy the

[02:06:37] building I'll let y'all know hey this is it it's getting turned into the back rooms

[02:06:43] are you for real yeah what you talking about

[02:06:47] lock in name of this game is

[02:06:53] full screen it is full screen oh full screen

[02:06:57] A name of this game is...

[02:07:04] Y'all appreciate that, uh, my sir, um, my, my, my, my, thank you, my, appreciate that.

[02:07:11] The back rooms, incident 1997.

[02:07:16] Chad, were you alive in 1997?

[02:07:21] We're in lock in the back rooms incident 1997 let's go there's no

[02:07:38] sensitivity slider so let's hope that I don't need to adjust that

[02:07:46] Okay, it's 1997. Thank you. Do I have to hit something? No.

[02:07:51] Ethan Walker. Where's Ethan Runoran? I'm done.

[02:07:55] Alright, this is it. The entrance log says nobody's entered this section in months.

[02:08:01] Okay, so I'm assuming you're sending me in here. That's great.

[02:08:06] Is that me? Oh my goodness, I'm swole.

[02:08:11] Do you really think the company sent only the two of us for this?

[02:08:18] That's what's bothering me.

[02:08:19] If this place is truly empty, why all the secrecy?

[02:08:24] Because they're going to get us killed if they didn't want to know.

[02:08:29] Let's just finish the inspection and get out of here.

[02:08:32] Agreed.

[02:08:33] Stay close and keep your radio on.

[02:08:35] Yeah, it's over.

[02:08:38] Oh my goodness, bro looks like an among us.

[02:08:42] Let's go.

[02:08:44] Thanks, dude. It's crazy.

[02:08:46] You know it's hot in there.

[02:08:48] Oh, that sensitivity is absolutely absurd.

[02:08:50] There's no option either.

[02:08:52] I got to stick it out.

[02:08:54] Dean with the five. Thank you.

[02:08:58] Why do walking noises sound like that?

[02:09:04] Hey, he's already doing right. Always go left.

[02:09:08] I lick my own doodoo stain with the five gifted. Yeah, I'm about to cut this stream off. That's a real name

[02:09:15] I did not make that up

[02:09:17] Are you sure you know which way to go?

[02:09:38] Uh, am I supposed to be following you or are we supposed to split up?

[02:09:48] Chad, do y'all trust this guy?

[02:09:50] He look goofy with that suit on, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:09:57] Bro look goofy for real.

[02:10:02] I'm gonna keep following him though, even though I'm, I'm John Backroom.

[02:10:06] puppy with the 5W. Oh, there's a fuse box in here.

[02:10:15] You are looking so goofy.

[02:10:22] Yo, bro, you are looking goofy in that suit, man.

[02:10:30] What was that yo yo eat the do you hear that

[02:10:42] Ethan I don't know about this man it's starting to get a little creeps up in here

[02:10:57] Did he just disappear?

[02:11:00] I thought he just disappeared before my very eyes.

[02:11:05] Joe, abysmal with the fire.

[02:11:06] Thank you.

[02:11:08] Ethan, do we not got no flashlights, man?

[02:11:16] I have a bad feeling he's going to die.

[02:11:21] Tell you, I'll think Ethan got one of dying.

[02:11:27] Alright Ethan, now what?

[02:11:35] The door is not responding.

[02:11:39] Looks like it needs power.

[02:11:41] That suit is ridiculous.

[02:11:49] Remember that electrical box we passed a few minutes ago?

[02:11:53] Go turn it on.

[02:11:54] I'll stay here and see if I can get this door open.

[02:11:57] Look at the difference.

[02:12:02] Why don't we go together?

[02:12:03] Facts!

[02:12:05] Because there's no point in both of us

[02:12:07] walking all the way back.

[02:12:08] You just being lazy right now, Ethan.

[02:12:12] It shouldn't take long, just be careful.

[02:12:15] All right, I'll be back in a minute.

[02:12:17] Yes, something is telling me

[02:12:19] that when we get back,

[02:12:21] he's gonna be either gone or like dead.

[02:12:25] Good thing I got photogenic memory,

[02:12:26] I know exactly how to get back.

[02:12:32] Hey, don't worry about it, Ethan, I got it.

[02:12:41] It's right here to the right, photogenic memory.

[02:12:48] Is this gonna be a puzzle?

[02:12:56] Did that work?

[02:13:01] You'll make me with the father get. Thank you.

[02:13:04] Alright, let's get back to Ethan.

[02:13:07] Ethan?

[02:13:12] Ethan!

[02:13:14] Eeeeee-ee-ee gone!

[02:13:20] I told y'all, Chad,

[02:13:23] If this goober just would have went with me, everything would have been fine.

[02:13:29] And there's blood on the ground.

[02:13:32] Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead, Chad. He's dead. He's dead and gone.

[02:13:39] I gotta follow the blood.

[02:13:43] Lord have mercy.

[02:13:53] Hey, look here

[02:13:57] We about to have to radio back to HQ and be like yo

[02:14:01] Ethan stead get me out of here

[02:14:04] Because you got me messed up. I got to go in here, huh?

[02:14:10] Do you want to enter

[02:14:12] Now that you're giving me the option

[02:14:14] Let me go look around for something that I might need because they got to be giving me the option for a reason

[02:14:20] You know what I mean chat?

[02:14:23] Maybe there's something else in here that they want me to get before I go because why

[02:14:30] else would they give you boy the option?

[02:14:32] You know what I mean?

[02:14:34] That's why they call me John Backroom.

[02:14:36] Well, I don't see nothing.

[02:14:42] Let me go check over here.

[02:14:46] No, same area.

[02:14:50] All right.

[02:14:51] Well, Chad, here we go.

[02:14:52] find Ethan even though he's 100% dead because there's blood on the ground. GG.

[02:15:00] Wait!

[02:15:01] And then as bad as here is, I thought it would be.

[02:15:28] sounds like cheats clapping when he walks. Yeah, I did the voice over for that, except

[02:15:34] it wasn't voice. They put me in a room with a bunch of microphones and nothing but a thong

[02:15:42] and said, yo, walk around. We need audio and cheats clapping when it walks. And I said,

[02:15:47] I got to do it. Yo, Ethan, are you in here, man? That was cute. That noise was cute right

[02:15:56] I like that.

[02:15:59] Ethan!

[02:16:05] Ethan, if you just would have went with me, everything would have been fine.

[02:16:08] But no, you wanted me to go back and do it.

[02:16:11] And now you're dead and now I'm lost.

[02:16:18] Gigi.

[02:16:19] Oh, man, Chad, we are in the blender right now.

[02:16:28] Where am I?

[02:16:35] There was a vent above the screwdriver.

[02:16:37] Wait, for real?

[02:16:40] Ethan?

[02:16:42] Ethan!

[02:16:43] Ethan!

[02:16:44] We're about to find his body.

[02:17:05] But there's no bloodier, though.

[02:17:15] Granny vibes.

[02:17:19] That's a weird way to use a screwdriver, but hey, if it works.

[02:17:27] Wait, Ethan vented.

[02:17:30] He was looking like the Among Us character.

[02:17:32] He's the, he's the entity.

[02:17:36] These are the biggest vits I have ever been in and video game.

[02:17:59] Ethan!

[02:18:02] Lord have mercy, what is that?

[02:18:10] No!

[02:18:24] Hit him with the loopy loop and pull!

[02:18:32] R-I-P-E to J-Gall!

[02:18:39] Oh, Lord!

[02:18:48] We gotta get out of here!

[02:18:58] Hello?

[02:18:59] I like the song, though.

[02:19:01] No, I want the music bag.

[02:19:06] Excuse me, I want the music bag.

[02:19:12] Excuse me.

[02:19:14] I need to go.

[02:19:16] Excuse me.

[02:19:18] Excuse me.

[02:19:20] Excuse me.

[02:19:22] Excuse me.

[02:19:24] Excuse me.

[02:19:26] Excuse me, back rooms guy that has me stuck in here. Can I get the name to that song please?

[02:19:34] I like that one. GG.

[02:19:46] This is what my streaming setup is going to look like.

[02:19:50] They pre-fired it.

[02:19:57] They pre-fired it.

[02:20:02] Expedition log number one.

[02:20:06] We established this room as our temporary checkpoint.

[02:20:09] I just heard something behind me.

[02:20:39] I was trying to look outside.

[02:20:46] I thought I heard something.

[02:20:49] Alright, there's nothing out there.

[02:20:54] They really gonna send a monster after me while I'm reading the note?

[02:21:08] How you doing?

[02:21:11] How you doing?

[02:21:26] Turkey Marikus!

[02:21:32] She's a runner, she's a track star!

[02:21:34] She's a runner when it gets hard!

[02:21:38] I'll come back for help!

[02:21:40] He had a flashlight, I couldn't get it, he owned my cheeks!

[02:21:45] Alright, Peter, let me get that flashlight, that's not a flashlight, that's an eight!

[02:21:52] Eight!

[02:21:54] He owned my fuzz!

[02:21:57] Yes!

[02:22:04] Lord!

[02:22:06] Okay, it was blank.

[02:22:08] A blank blank.

[02:22:17] Chad, I can't get him off my butt!

[02:22:20] He just took his angles in here!

[02:22:27] He won't leave me.

[02:22:34] Two, eight blank, seven.

[02:22:41] Two, eight blank, seven.

[02:22:48] 2, 8, Glank 7.

[02:22:54] 2, 8, Glank 7.

[02:23:06] Oh, no!

[02:23:18] 2-847, 2-847, 2-847, 2-847.

[02:23:28] We made it!

[02:23:38] We made it!

[02:23:55] No, don't chase me no more!

[02:24:02] I gotta run, don't I?

[02:24:04] Or, uh, that's a tough walk. I'm not gonna lie.

[02:24:09] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Who is this goober?

[02:24:11] ...

[02:24:17] Was that actually John Backlund?

[02:24:29] Bros the Overseer!

[02:24:31] What?

[02:24:33] Hey, y'all know the drill, always go left.

[02:24:46] And always going left will still lead you to the correct destination, because if you

[02:24:50] always go on the left wall, it'll always lead back.

[02:24:55] how I intended.

[02:25:03] What?

[02:25:04] I can't read over the noise!

[02:25:26] I can read this because I can't read over that static you've got me messed up. Confidential

[02:25:48] report if you're reading this that I'm already dead we can see that but you didn't know our

[02:25:52] farm with that your body's right here but okay. I spent years believing this

[02:25:56] project was meant to understand this place but I was wrong. The company already

[02:26:03] knew far more than they ever admitted and every expedition they sent here was

[02:26:08] considered expendable long before it even began. Everything you've seen was

[02:26:13] planned. Every corridor, every report, every missing team was quietly hidden

[02:26:17] from the outside world. We were never meant to discover the truth only to

[02:26:21] become another part of it. The creature hunting you was not the greatest danger

[02:26:26] here. It's only proof that something should never have been disturbed. I

[02:26:30] tried to reveal what was happening by the time I understood the truth. There

[02:26:34] was no way back. If you're still alive, leave this place while you still can.

[02:26:38] But if you ever reach the exit, don't believe that you're not in Arizona. So

[02:26:44] if we don't get it, so even if we do get up out of here, which is not if when

[02:26:48] we do get up out of here. Apparently, we're still cooked. Thanks for the note. That was

[02:27:06] a good reading right there one day. This does not seem right. Big giant exit sign. It seems

[02:27:17] It's too good to be true.

[02:27:23] Them cheeks clapping like crazy, you hear them?

[02:27:34] Wait, they're actually just gonna let me leave.

[02:27:43] No, we thought we escaped.

[02:27:47] I bet he's gonna try to kill me again. Ethan? Ethan! He dead.

[02:28:03] Moment of silence for Ethan.

[02:28:07] R on P. Deserve, though, low key for making me go back and turn the switch.

[02:28:18] Oh, we're back in the entrance.

[02:28:19] I know where I'm at.

[02:28:23] Because we go right here and then to the right is the electric box.

[02:28:27] Yep.

[02:28:28] No way they just let me get out of here for the free ski.

[02:28:36] Chad, we made it.

[02:29:06] Put the lights on I can't see.

[02:29:16] Hello?

[02:29:35] that scripted? That's messed up. R.I.P. to me and Ethan Chats. What is the name of that

[02:30:00] I like their song!

[02:30:02] W Game, get him out of here!

[02:30:18] Say it with me!

[02:30:25] Game out of here!

[02:31:00] Wait, what's the name of it?

[02:31:21] Dreamcore Ice Cream.

[02:31:22] Is that the name of the song?

[02:31:23] Let me look it up.

[02:31:24] ice cream.

[02:31:33] Mod whoever just told me the name of it right now. Mod him right now!

[02:32:24] What about my music, y'all? I was a war farmer.

[02:32:35] Oh, I got it! What's up, man?

[02:32:54] What were you doing, I'm scared, I was running.

[02:33:22] Yep, new playlist unlocked.

[02:33:27] That's two bangers back-to-back right there.

[02:33:29] You'd love to see it.

[02:33:31] One more Spooky in a Stanky Shores after we got to another Spooky.

[02:33:35] That was a little short.

[02:33:37] It's your first type of young.

[02:33:40] You want to know why?

[02:33:43] Because it's...

[02:33:47] Spooky time.

[02:33:51] Yeah, you better believe it, hey, you better believe it, spooky time again, buster, you

[02:34:07] hear me?

[02:34:12] Did you hear me?

[02:34:13] Chat, type one if you heard me.

[02:34:17] I missed the whole first game.

[02:34:24] Yeah, your band.

[02:34:25] Where was you at?

[02:34:27] You had something to do, did you?

[02:34:30] Oh, you had something to do?

[02:34:32] No, not on my watch.

[02:34:39] Are you locked in right now, Chad?

[02:34:43] You better be.

[02:34:47] You absolutely better be locked in because we got another one.

[02:34:57] That's all, Tom heard.

[02:35:01] Somebody fart on me.

[02:35:04] You remember that clip?

[02:35:06] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[02:35:09] Y'all remember that?

[02:35:11] Ha ha ha.

[02:35:13] That was a good one.

[02:35:16] Alright, let's go.

[02:35:25] My toe hurt.

[02:35:28] Somebody fart on me.

[02:35:30] And it's the worst jump scare ever.

[02:35:52] Name of this game is Rotten.

[02:36:00] Well, that's one way to start it off.

[02:36:15] Job done.

[02:36:16] Another lucky day.

[02:36:17] Their organs should fetch a good price online.

[02:36:21] Better load the truck and leave.

[02:36:24] Uh, what?

[02:36:28] So I guess we're playing as a serial killer who sells people's organs on the dark web.

[02:36:33] Got it.

[02:36:37] Yeah, that actually is what it is. This is a human here.

[02:36:46] Hey, anything but get a real job. Anything.

[02:36:52] Oh, we killed two people!

[02:36:58] Chad, y'all would really resort to this than getting a real job.

[02:37:06] Really Chad?

[02:37:07] Y'all would condone this right here.

[02:37:10] Killing people in the woods and selling their organs on a dark web.

[02:37:13] Y'all would really do this instead of getting a job.

[02:37:24] Is there more?

[02:37:33] We doing this right beside a road?

[02:37:36] Are you kidding me?

[02:37:43] Hey, hold up!

[02:37:50] We killed a third person.

[02:37:53] know this is a first-person shooter. Oh, we killed a whole group of campers. Oh, Lord have mercy,

[02:38:11] she's still moving. Katrina with the five, thank you. There is no way we're getting away

[02:38:27] with this by the way this is blatant

[02:38:39] ma'am please have mercy save me I have kids at home ma'am I can't I can't get a

[02:38:50] job I'm sorry I'm gonna have to finish you off and sell them organs on the dark

[02:38:54] I'm so sorry.

[02:39:08] I'm sorry.

[02:39:10] It's time to leave this place.

[02:39:19] Hey, Chad, like I said, it...

[02:39:24] I just heard something.

[02:39:29] Did a car just drive by?

[02:39:34] I might be cooked.

[02:39:35] Let's get out of here.

[02:39:36] The car will start.

[02:39:42] It's a truck, sir, but...

[02:39:53] trucks are but okay.

[02:39:56] The fuel is leaked out, somebody might have done this.

[02:39:58] I remember seeing a gasoline gallon somewhere around,

[02:40:02] I must get it.

[02:40:03] That's what that noise was, somebody

[02:40:08] popped my gas tank.

[02:40:17] Hey, the rain is good.

[02:40:23] What have I scared of? I'm the serial killer here.

[02:40:28] I got no reason to be scared right now.

[02:40:32] Oh, it looks kind of goofy without the rain for us

[02:40:58] Look at what you've made of me.

[02:41:24] You ripped out my guts, ripped off my face, and left me to rot in the fields.

[02:41:29] Every raindrop that touches me burns with unbearable pain.

[02:41:34] Darling, no, you don't understand, I can ex-DARLING!

[02:41:47] The crows pick at my flesh, and maggots burrow beneath my skin because of your actions.

[02:41:53] You always valued money over everything, even me, your own wife.

[02:42:08] Because of your mammoth, it's hard to hear over all this rain!

[02:42:16] Because of your wickedness, I was left with nothing to hope for and nothing to feed on,

[02:42:21] But now your flesh is mine.

[02:42:23] Ah!

[02:42:24] Dessert came out of here!

[02:42:38] While both of those are really short, short but good ones.

[02:42:53] I gotta do one more, one more, one more for me, one more, one more.

[02:43:08] My bad.

[02:43:18] Chat, my bad, bruh.

[02:43:24] Chat, my bad.

[02:43:26] Do y'all accept my apology, bruh?

[02:43:28] My fault, man.

[02:43:31] Relax.

[02:43:33] Oh, so you don't accept the apology.

[02:43:40] Check out some goobers.

[02:43:51] like just being some goobers,

[02:43:58] bro.

[02:44:01] Oh, name of this one is the last

[02:44:12] debug.

[02:44:14] Look.

[02:44:18] That's the name of it.

[02:44:23] The last debug, not the first debug,

[02:44:27] not the second, but the last one.

[02:44:34] Ooh.

[02:44:35] Pre-fire that sense of timpion on a drill.

[02:44:45] Lock in.

[02:44:48] Shhh.

[02:44:52] This is lore chat.

[02:44:53] This is lore.

[02:44:55] Shhh.

[02:44:56] How late is it already?

[02:44:57] I've lost track of time again.

[02:44:59] I should have gone to bed earlier.

[02:45:01] But I'm almost done.

[02:45:03] Almost.

[02:45:04] I have to finish this code and then I'll go to sleep.

[02:45:09] It's tough being a programmer.

[02:45:13] You know what? It's good to lose track of time, man. It is unfathomably rare when it happens,

[02:45:19] but it's nice just being like, man, I don't even know what's on the air right now.

[02:45:26] That never happens, but if it ever does, it's nice.

[02:45:30] I'm so tired of writing this code.

[02:45:34] I need to rest bro. You ain't doing nothing but developing hacks for fall guys, but you act like you got to be doing this

[02:45:40] I want to watch TV on the couch. All right. Let's do it. Oh, I like this how

[02:45:55] Look at kid this neighborhood nice, too

[02:46:00] We're gonna go watch TV on the couch

[02:46:04] I wish you would go to bed.

[02:46:11] What does Cooper just say?

[02:46:13] Hold up.

[02:46:14] Hold up.

[02:46:17] Good night, case.

[02:46:18] I'm getting tired.

[02:46:19] I wish you.

[02:46:20] I wish you.

[02:46:21] Oh, I wish you would go to bed.

[02:46:27] I dare you.

[02:46:28] I double dog dare you.

[02:46:30] Lay your head on that pillow and close your eyes

[02:46:33] Let the stream off and see what happens.

[02:46:46] Good night, Kase.

[02:46:47] I'm getting tired.

[02:46:48] I'm going to bed.

[02:46:49] You act like you're running a triathlon to keep the stream

[02:46:51] on.

[02:46:52] You can't keep the stream on.

[02:46:53] I ain't like you gotta, bro, what?

[02:47:03] Let's watch some TV, Chad.

[02:47:07] Y'all wanna watch some TV?

[02:47:08] Let's watch some TV.

[02:47:16] Oh, I love this show!

[02:47:23] Look at him Chad!

[02:47:30] Look at him!

[02:47:37] Where'd he go?

[02:47:48] Yeah, that's knuckles!

[02:47:59] Now I need to finish writing the code.

[02:48:05] Man.

[02:48:07] Man, I don't want to do this code.

[02:48:11] Oh, that's the garage.

[02:48:13] Motherhead, motherhead.

[02:48:17] Alright, Jack.

[02:48:23] Who was knocking at this hour?

[02:48:25] Hey, can I turn that audio down?

[02:48:27] That is loud!

[02:48:29] I can't do it.

[02:48:31] Okay, that's cool.

[02:48:41] who is that hey who are you and what do you want or what need I need some help

[02:48:58] open the door I need a place to stay for the night you don't want your mind you

[02:49:04] You better get off my front porch, I'm about to call the police!

[02:49:11] Karma will catch up with you for that, yeah, okay, okay.

[02:49:15] Oh no, this guy won't let a complete stranger

[02:49:19] stay at his house at night when he doesn't know me at all.

[02:49:23] Oh, Karma's gonna get him, bro, you sound stupid.

[02:49:26] Karma ain't gonna get me.

[02:49:27] What do I look like letting you in my house?

[02:49:29] I don't know you.

[02:49:31] You talk about it.

[02:49:32] Karma's gonna get you, bro. What?

[02:50:32] That's how I'm so hurt.

[02:50:48] Call it with the five.

[02:50:50] Yeah, y'all good?

[02:50:52] I think somebody just died in here.

[02:50:57] My TV popped when it did that.

[02:51:00] GG I can't hear out of one side anymore.

[02:51:13] No way.

[02:51:18] No.

[02:51:21] No.

[02:51:22] That was the loudest noise in history. I'm not reliving that. That got me bad. That

[02:51:37] gave me like an instantaneous headache. Chatter y'all good? That gave me literally like an

[02:51:45] instantaneous headache. Lord have mercy. That got me right there. Got me bad.

[02:51:56] Bro, a short ones, but some good ones. One more. Last one. One more. Last one.

[02:52:03] Another short one. Yeah, another short one.

[02:52:09] Yeah.

[02:52:11] Yeah.

[02:52:12] I like me some scary games.

[02:52:17] Yeah.

[02:52:18] I like me some scary games.

[02:52:19] Tell you I like scary games.

[02:52:20] Me too.

[02:52:21] Me too.

[02:52:22] Me too.

[02:52:23] Me too.

[02:52:24] Yeah.

[02:52:25] Tell you I like scary games.

[02:52:26] I was trying to sleep.

[02:52:29] I was trying to sleep. Your name is Koso smelly thong.

[02:52:59] Warning, this game contains OK.

[02:53:04] Oh, oh, this look good.

[02:53:10] Check this look good.

[02:53:13] Name of this game is Scarecrowed.

[02:53:19] Yeah.

[02:53:24] Scarecrowed.

[02:53:26] Yeah, yeah.

[02:53:29] Yeah.

[02:53:31] Scarecrow.

[02:53:33] Yeah.

[02:53:38] Call him with another 10. Thank you.

[02:53:41] Lock in.

[02:53:43] Scarecrow.

[02:53:45] That has hurt somebody. Get snapped up. You heard that?

[02:53:48] Somebody just got snapped. Oh, that was me.

[02:53:51] Oh, never mind.

[02:53:53] We find that sensitivity, lock in.

[02:53:57] Scarecrow.

[02:54:00] That scarecrow I built last week doesn't scare him at all.

[02:54:05] I need to fix it.

[02:54:06] What you gonna do to it?

[02:54:08] How you gonna make it scary?

[02:54:12] GG.

[02:54:17] I need to deal with those crows.

[02:54:19] I'm pretty sure I left a weapon in the barn.

[02:54:21] No, don't kill them.

[02:54:26] No, we gonna kill them.

[02:54:34] I guess we gotta do what we gotta do, Chad.

[02:54:37] Yo, life though, low key, it's a vibe out here.

[02:54:42] Just simple form living.

[02:54:45] I need a key for this.

[02:54:47] Yo, Colin with another five, thank you, what a key.

[02:54:51] Oh, thank you.

[02:54:58] Chad, we gotta get rid of my guests.

[02:55:00] What is this?

[02:55:03] I can hear a breathing through the wood.

[02:55:05] The hooded men are in the yard.

[02:55:07] I pushed a table against the door,

[02:55:09] but there's no other room for us to run to.

[02:55:12] You're locked out there in the barn,

[02:55:14] building something, just ignoring us.

[02:55:16] Huh?

[02:55:21] What weapon am I gonna what is this?

[02:55:33] Chad I don't see no weapon in here

[02:55:43] Shoot the crows and put them on the scarecrow

[02:55:46] All right, I gotta get rid of them chat. I'm not gonna miss a single shot y'all ready watch

[02:56:16] What is this thing shooting blanks no, I'm literally not missing what is going on

[02:56:32] Come on!

[02:56:33] Re-loading!

[02:56:34] Re-loading!

[02:56:35] Re-loading!

[02:56:36] Wait, do I have to do this?

[02:57:00] No you can't hit him doing this, you have to do this, got it.

[02:57:07] Bop!

[02:57:09] Bop!

[02:57:11] Bop!

[02:57:13] Bop!

[02:57:16] No!

[02:57:19] No!

[02:57:21] Oh he juked me, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:57:25] R.I.P.D.O. It has to be done. Got him. All right. Let's put him on the scarecrow now.

[02:57:40] How is that gonna make it? This dude thinks the crows are gonna see its dead buddies on the

[02:57:46] scarecrow and that's gonna scare him off. Big dog. I don't really know about that message there.

[02:57:55] I like to pick up multiple the once

[02:58:07] Chat that's my dog princess don't worry. You don't bite

[02:58:14] Okay, how many more is there there will be kind of hard to find out here there's another one

[02:58:20] There's another one really okay

[02:58:22] Jeff, you see a crow tied crow?

[02:58:32] Scanning.

[02:58:33] There it is.

[02:58:34] That's got to be the last one.

[02:58:36] It's not.

[02:58:38] There it is.

[02:58:39] Got to be the last one.

[02:58:40] Word.

[02:58:42] It's enough for the day.

[02:58:44] Now I have to return the weapon to the ballroom.

[02:58:49] Everything's in place tomorrow is another day. Time to rest. We got a philosopher here, Chad.

[02:59:01] This Goober just said tomorrow was another day. Goober? Like we knew that, Buster.

[02:59:09] Both things he's Socrates or something. What you talking about?

[02:59:13] Let's hear something behind me.

[02:59:14] Chatter somebody behind me?

[02:59:18] There is still more to be improved.

[02:59:23] What are we doing today?

[02:59:28] Day two.

[02:59:31] It looks like everything's in order here.

[02:59:36] Same note.

[02:59:37] I

[02:59:42] Don't see no chat. What is this by the way, I don't know what that is

[02:59:48] W princess right there w dogski

[03:00:07] I can't get the go.

[03:00:16] It hasn't given me any instructions.

[03:00:19] What?

[03:00:22] The fence is down.

[03:00:24] Good.

[03:00:25] That bore.

[03:00:26] I'll track it first, follow its trail, and then lead it to the barn.

[03:00:33] And I have a little surprise for them in there.

[03:00:42] What's the surprise?

[03:00:47] Chat, what's the surprise we have for the bore?

[03:00:59] We're going to do something nice for them?

[03:01:02] Oh, there it is.

[03:01:05] Hey, buddy, I got a surprise for you in the,

[03:01:07] where you going?

[03:01:10] Come back.

[03:01:14] Hey, I got a surprise for you in the barn, buddy.

[03:01:19] Run back over there.

[03:01:22] Chatty Q.

[03:01:26] Is he gonna be my pet?

[03:01:28] What should we name them, Chad?

[03:01:32] What is that?

[03:01:34] Chad, what do we name them?

[03:01:44] No, bust them left, bust them left.

[03:01:47] That's all right, that's all right.

[03:01:49] There you go, I run in the barn, buddy.

[03:01:52] Hey, uh-uh, the barn, the barn!

[03:02:02] Yeah, bust them out, bust them out!

[03:02:07] Buddy, don't run around the whole...

[03:02:11] That's not good.

[03:02:22] There you go, keep going.

[03:02:29] Bust a hard right right here, there you go.

[03:02:34] I was trying to pause the game.

[03:02:37] I hit the escape button, and they made me restart.

[03:02:42] Now I gotta murder these crows again.

[03:02:46] I was trying to pose it.

[03:02:48] I hit escape, and it restarted.

[03:02:53] Now I gotta murder all these crows again!

[03:03:03] Sorry, y'all. I gotta kill you.

[03:03:27] Clean.

[03:03:28] Hey, Clay.

[03:03:38] Recap, I fell asleep.

[03:03:41] We were on a farm and there's a bore that broke in, broke our fence.

[03:03:48] So we ran out to the woods and we were trying to make it our pet.

[03:03:53] And he wouldn't go in the barn, so I paused the game out of frustration.

[03:03:59] And when I paused the game, it immediately took me back to the main menu.

[03:04:08] Game of the year.

[03:04:17] Bro, the steady happened, man.

[03:04:20] Relax, dude.

[03:04:22] Oh, yeah, also there's somebody standing in the loft of our barn our hay loft see he's up there

[03:04:28] I don't know what he's doing or who he is, but he's up there

[03:04:39] The thing in the barn is a meat grinder. Yeah, but we're not gonna

[03:04:44] We're not gonna turn the pig into the meat though, are we?

[03:04:52] Mmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:04:58] Like big dog, we get it.

[03:05:08] Oh, he's in a different spot this time, I think.

[03:05:10] Maybe not.

[03:05:11] Look at this, look at this.

[03:05:12] I'm looping around this time.

[03:05:13] Look at this collating.

[03:05:14] All right, buddy, let's not do, let's not be difficult this time.

[03:05:18] Just come on back to the barn, OK?

[03:05:21] You're going to have a great time living with us.

[03:05:28] Bust a left.

[03:05:30] There you go.

[03:05:31] Run through there.

[03:05:33] Boom.

[03:05:34] Now run to the barn, buddy, please.

[03:05:38] Bust a right.

[03:05:39] Bust a right.

[03:05:40] Bust a- There we go.

[03:05:42] You got to be fisting me.

[03:05:48] There.

[03:05:49] Wait.

[03:05:49] Don't go in there.

[03:05:51] I'm sorry.

[03:06:18] Who was that? Who was that right here?

[03:06:47] It's enough for today.

[03:06:49] Time to rest.

[03:06:52] Clip, I can't even pause the game and go look at the clip

[03:06:54] because if I pause the game, it takes you back to the main menu.

[03:06:59] We didn't even make no sausage out of them.

[03:07:00] We just got straight blood.

[03:07:02] I thought it was at least going to turn them

[03:07:03] into a Jimmy Dean sausage patty or something.

[03:07:11] That's messed up, man.

[03:07:17] Deep in the woods behind the house, I'll dig her out today.

[03:07:28] Wait, what?

[03:07:29] Who's buried back there?

[03:07:34] What is happening?

[03:07:37] I can't use the gates.

[03:07:39] Who are these people?

[03:07:41] He's not in the hayloft anymore.

[03:07:47] GG.

[03:07:51] Norbert?

[03:07:52] Shout out, Norbert.

[03:07:54] Wait, this dude ain't here no more now.

[03:08:00] You can make that jump.

[03:08:04] You know you can make that jump.

[03:08:06] Quit playing.

[03:08:11] First time chatter just said I'm a furry.

[03:08:13] Okay.

[03:08:15] Thanks for letting us know.

[03:08:17] out of nowhere. It's just out of out of absolute nowhere. Thank you. A. W. Construction Worker.

[03:08:37] I don't know who we're digging up right here, but I got to get the show.

[03:08:52] Jeff, this seems like a whole lot of extra stuff just to get this scarecrow extra scary,

[03:09:00] right?

[03:09:01] Keep in mind, we're doing all of this just so the scarecrow scares off crows better.

[03:09:07] This is kind of crazy here.

[03:09:20] Oh, there's my shovel.

[03:09:32] Get the gun, no we don't need it.

[03:09:34] Look how sharp this shovel is.

[03:09:36] lives. Somebody runs at us and we're just going to stab him.

[03:09:44] Remind me to not accidentally pause the game again.

[03:09:56] That was nothing but a that was just somebody's torso, dude.

[03:10:08] Put her on the scarecrow.

[03:10:10] Okay.

[03:10:11] See now after this, sir, I think we're good to go.

[03:10:14] We don't have to do any more crazy stuff

[03:10:17] for the scarecrow, so let's just do this and we're good.

[03:10:23] This guy's insane.

[03:10:24] Chad, who's crazier?

[03:10:25] This guy or the guy from the serial killer from the other game, that we played a minute ago.

[03:10:36] With you, it's so much better.

[03:10:39] I should put the shovel in the barn and rest for a while.

[03:10:44] Chad, this is not going to end well.

[03:10:52] GG.

[03:10:55] They dragged me out of sleep something ain't right tonight bro something hasn't been right

[03:11:03] the whole time what's he talking about?

[03:11:07] Investigate the noises should I grab this why doesn't it light up?

[03:11:11] Gun I need the gun they're coming who is get off my property

[03:11:23] The pigs!

[03:11:30] They came for revenge!

[03:11:41] Let's go!

[03:11:52] They came for revenge!

[03:12:11] Wait.

[03:12:14] Am I supposed to be going out here?

[03:12:16] It's saying investigate the noise, but I can't tell where the noise is coming from.

[03:12:26] Hello?

[03:12:27] Reloading!

[03:12:28] Oh, I'm lost.

[03:12:29] I made a mistake.

[03:12:30] Hello?

[03:12:37] Without me!

[03:12:41] Oh, I'm lost. I made a mistake.

[03:12:54] There's a hundred of them!

[03:13:00] I can't shoot him.

[03:13:07] Re-loading!

[03:13:16] Okay, I don't know what to do.

[03:13:18] Was it all a dream?

[03:13:46] It's not dad anymore.

[03:13:51] Whatever's left in that house is something else entirely.

[03:13:53] I've been trying to hold on, but I can't do this anymore.

[03:13:55] I won't give it the chance to reach me.

[03:13:57] I'm making the choice before he does.

[03:13:58] This is the only way out.

[03:13:59] This is the only way out I have left.

[03:14:01] Can I forgive you?

[03:14:04] What?

[03:14:05] Am I the dad?

[03:14:15] Is that all a dream or did I just wake up in the woods?

[03:14:24] Yeah.

[03:14:27] Yeah.

[03:14:37] No.

[03:14:38] No, they killed him.

[03:14:45] Bro, why'd they do that?

[03:14:54] Bro, man, why'd they do that?

[03:15:05] You've killed like 50 of them, yeah, but Princess didn't do nothing.

[03:15:19] I have the dog.

[03:15:22] Now I need to get the tracks.

[03:15:25] Find and set them for the boards.

[03:15:29] Oh, jelly cat with the five W jelly cat with the five. Thank you.

[03:15:42] Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all seen it. Y'all seen it.

[03:15:49] I need to blinky now.

[03:15:51] What traps? Have y'all seen any traps?

[03:16:03] Is there traps in the basement, maybe?

[03:16:05] Oh, it says in the hatch, yeah.

[03:16:09] GG.

[03:16:13] Chat, bro has a vendetta against boars, man.

[03:16:16] Chat, y'all like boars?

[03:16:21] a W. D. D. for telling me where to put the traps at thank you so much that's all for

[03:16:50] today. Y'all like my sound effects chat? Y'all mess with that? Y'all like that, yeah. Yeah, you do.

[03:16:58] Nine nine.

[03:17:05] Nine nine. Yo, yo, Maul with the five, W. Maul with the five, thank you.

[03:17:20] Uh, buddy, who are you?

[03:17:25] Get out of here, scooper!

[03:17:28] You did this. You did all of it.

[03:17:31] No, no, no.

[03:17:34] Sorry, buddy. Look.

[03:17:37] Hey.

[03:17:40] Last person that came out here and got stuck in one of my traps tried to sue me.

[03:17:45] I can't take no chances. I'm sorry.

[03:17:47] This is awkward. Hold on one second. There we go. The sun jammed. Sorry, sir.

[03:17:56] Did I just cut him up? You will be perfect on him.

[03:18:12] All this for a scarecrow by the way.

[03:18:26] We get it, dude.

[03:18:27] The scarecrow is good now.

[03:18:30] We can stop.

[03:18:36] So Chad, remember when I asked earlier who's crazier, this dude or the other guy from the

[03:18:39] game earlier. Yeah, this dude's definitely crazier. What? My scare crow I work so hard

[03:18:46] on. Where did it go? Somebody's hit me with a frown pan.

[03:18:50] No, don't burn me!

[03:19:00] Hey!

[03:19:01] Hey!

[03:19:02] What happened when all the torches go out?

[03:19:16] Yo Monarch with the TNW Monarch with the TN, thank you!

[03:19:19] What's that?

[03:19:23] Is that a shadow?

[03:19:30] what's that? is that a shadow?

[03:19:50] game of the year.

[03:19:56] McGeasel with the 5W, McGeasel with the 5D, yo!

[03:20:01] Ah!

[03:20:02] Ah!

[03:20:03] Ah!

[03:20:04] Ah!

[03:20:05] Ah!

[03:20:06] Ah!

[03:20:07] Ah!

[03:20:08] Ah!

[03:20:09] Ah!

[03:20:10] Scarecrowed.

[03:20:11] Came out of here.

[03:20:12] Now you already know what time it is, Chad.

[03:20:22] Now, you already know what time it is.

[03:20:29] Yeah, you do.

[03:20:35] It's time for us to make some money, Buster.

[03:20:38] Hey!

[03:20:40] It's time for us to make some money.

[03:20:44] Lock in.

[03:20:45] Hey, champ.

[03:20:46] Lock.

[03:20:47] Ooh, it's update.

[03:20:48] It needs update.

[03:20:49] Hold on.

[03:20:50] Oh, it's update. It needs update. Hold up. I know it's going to take.

[03:21:01] Two hours.

[03:21:10] It says it's going to take.

[03:21:13] 20 seconds, 10 seconds, six seconds, two seconds, zero seconds.

[03:21:18] it's done. Lock in it. Ladies and gentlemen, time for another episode. Time for us to make

[03:21:28] some money. Another episode, ladies and gentlemen. Lock in chat. Let's make us some money. Welcome

[03:21:44] I'm gonna stab these swords!

[03:21:46] Ah!

[03:21:52] Yeah!

[03:24:44] Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.

[03:25:04] Do you got some Stanky drawers?

[03:25:06] Gahook!

[03:25:07] Tough slogan.

[03:25:08] That won't lie.

[03:25:09] Tough slogan.

[03:25:10] slogan. Not gonna lie. Tough slogan. Tough. Tough slogan.

[03:25:22] Yo, Val with the 500 bits. Hey, case me, my girlfriend started a

[03:25:25] water park together. I think you have competition. My name's

[03:25:28] Joshua. My girlfriend's name is Emily. What's your thoughts on

[03:25:30] that?

[03:25:34] There is no competition for Stanky Shores buddy. Let me tell

[03:25:37] you. Hey, there is no

[03:25:44] with the 10,000 bits W. Trav

[03:25:49] said donating this ahead of

[03:25:51] time because you're uh because

[03:25:53] you're gonna need the money

[03:25:54] for future lawsuits. Yeah,

[03:25:56] true. Actually, W. Dev

[03:25:58] appreciate that. All right,

[03:26:00] All right chat look here if you were not here last episode here's what happened

[03:26:10] last episode so

[03:26:30] What the chat? What's the mafia doing? Yo, fizz with the 500 bits, can I go to bed case?

[03:26:44] No! No, you may not!

[03:26:55] What kind of question was that? Hold on.

[03:27:03] Chad, what kind of question is that?

[03:27:05] Do you think you're allowed to go to bed in here, Chad? Do you?

[03:27:11] I was about to do a recap.

[03:27:13] Hold on. I like that car.

[03:27:25] Excuse you, you're loitering.

[03:27:35] Mafia boss, running a place like this ain't cheap, huh?

[03:27:38] Repair staff, angry customers, if you need money out, plenty of it.

[03:27:42] Take D750, no contracts, no paperwork.

[03:27:46] Just trust between, nah, uh-uh, nah, there's always strings attached, you got me messed

[03:27:51] up, uh-uh.

[03:27:52] No.

[03:27:53] Well, there is a hundred percent strings attached here.

[03:28:01] Do it!

[03:28:31] You know what? I might actually do it.

[03:28:44] Of course y'all are voting yes. Of course you want me to have mafia ties, chat. You just want me to die, don't you? Ha!

[03:28:55] Look at y'all voting yes. Y'all are getting us in trouble that we ain't going to be able to get out of, chat.

[03:29:00] job. If the mafia comes after us wanting that 750 back, we're cooked. Sure, pal. Excellent.

[03:29:10] I always appreciate loyal business partners. Just don't forget who helped you out. See,

[03:29:14] we're cooked. He's going to want something in return. Anyway, we're cooked now. If you

[03:29:28] We were not here last episode.

[03:29:30] We pretty much just saved money.

[03:29:33] And on this episode, we were going

[03:29:35] to do a couple of new additions to the park.

[03:29:39] So I think we should do that.

[03:29:41] Move my face, Cam.

[03:29:44] Well, that's a great start, chat.

[03:29:46] We're we have mafia ties now.

[03:29:53] Hold on.

[03:29:53] Move my face, Cam.

[03:29:54] Make sure it's good.

[03:29:55] Yeah, it's good.

[03:29:58] Alright, what should we start off with? Let's get rid of these toilets and put some new toilets in. Y'all cool with that, me too.

[03:30:04] Let me go grab the sludge hammer real quick.

[03:30:09] Kill them? Why would I do that? They're gonna kill me. They got more power than I did. Look how small my park is. I got no power yet.

[03:30:19] There we go. We're gonna do this. We're gonna put new showers in as well, and we're gonna put new seats in.

[03:30:28] was that worth the $750? I personally, I personally think not, but hey, y'all made the decision.

[03:30:49] So at the end of the day, the blood's on y'all's hands.

[03:30:56] Expand big dog.

[03:30:58] We almost have $3,000.

[03:31:02] Sold your soul for $750.

[03:31:05] True.

[03:31:06] $750.

[03:31:08] It's crazy, by the way.

[03:31:11] All right, there we go.

[03:31:12] Let's put in some new.

[03:31:15] Let's remove the diving boards, too,

[03:31:17] and put new diving boards.

[03:31:18] We're making big upgrades to the stanky swords.

[03:31:22] Big upgrades.

[03:31:24] Yo, doorknob with the T and get the W.

[03:31:26] Doorknob with the T and get the thank you.

[03:31:31] Wait, really?

[03:31:32] Baddie, W. Baddie, thank you.

[03:31:34] I did not miss 50 gifted.

[03:31:36] I did yo Bryant with the five and the ends with the 50. Give me some W for end with the

[03:31:52] 50 gift it solves Lord have mercy. I appreciate that in W end for real with the 50. W in chat

[03:32:01] Actually, that's crazy. I appreciate the 50 for real. Thank you. I didn't even beat that

[03:32:05] Okay, it's not in it's end like the ending of a

[03:32:09] Yeltsin, they're saying W in

[03:32:13] Chatnots end like the ending of a book

[03:32:17] May also go

[03:32:20] Hold up make sure this is straight right there

[03:32:24] Boom claim. What have I done? Oh, no

[03:32:26] Boom. There we go. Diving boards are in. In. That was in right there.

[03:32:33] Chat, look at us, man. Look how beautiful that is, man.

[03:32:39] People can't wait to come use the new diving boards over here. They're beautiful, I tell you.

[03:32:45] All right, what's next? We clean this off real quick, too.

[03:32:48] Booming business, exactly.

[03:32:51] Yo, get that dude modded right now.

[03:32:54] That was not a paid chatter.

[03:32:56] Can we repair this real quick?

[03:33:00] Okay, what's next?

[03:33:04] New toilets? Oh, my goodness!

[03:33:10] Chat, look at this, man.

[03:33:12] New toilets?

[03:33:14] Should I put them back here?

[03:33:16] back here. Boom. Make sure it's

[03:33:24] lined up. Make sure it's lined up.

[03:33:26] Hold on. Hush, young sprouts.

[03:33:32] Cheshire. How many toys should I put in?

[03:33:35] Four. Or three. Four.

[03:33:45] Tell your soul to the mafia.

[03:33:48] Look here, buddy.

[03:33:50] I was pressured into making the decision.

[03:33:52] It was not a decision that I wanted to make.

[03:33:57] I was pressured into it, and I deeply regret it happening.

[03:34:03] Y'all told me to do it.

[03:34:09] Four showers.

[03:34:10] I'm going to throw in four showers.

[03:34:11] Now, it's kind of nasty putting a shower in right

[03:34:13] beside the toilet.

[03:34:14] but hey, look here.

[03:34:17] We gotta make the most of our space here.

[03:34:27] Should I put the chairs back over here?

[03:34:29] Check the bits, I done read them.

[03:34:33] I don't see you talk to that about 30 times,

[03:34:35] plus I done read them things.

[03:34:39] Yep.

[03:34:44] Clean!

[03:34:46] Shh, shh, shh, shh.

[03:34:50] Let them cook.

[03:34:57] Is that enough or some more?

[03:35:02] Not having space between them? You just wait.

[03:35:06] Not as good, that's good.

[03:35:08] That's good, that's good.

[03:35:10] Y'all to the goober that said they're on even by the way you're looking real

[03:35:40] They're gonna slip into the pool, hey, that's what y'all said last time and it was good.

[03:35:57] Your park is so nasty.

[03:35:58] Chad, is your first thought when you see this is that it's nasty?

[03:36:18] If you fix things before the storm, you can get more research points, okay, thank you.

[03:36:25] Look how clean these showers are.

[03:36:27] Facial recognition shower right there.

[03:36:39] We do not have cameras in these showers either.

[03:36:46] Could you imagine if you had facial recognition shower

[03:36:49] and every time you got in it would put the temperature

[03:36:51] exactly how you want it.

[03:36:55] What else is new?

[03:37:00] We got some decorations.

[03:37:05] That's gonna.

[03:37:09] How do I zoom in, Chad?

[03:37:15] It's beautiful!

[03:37:35] Oh my goodness, look at it.

[03:37:53] Shields on Stanky Shore certified, Shields on right here.

[03:37:57] Look at this.

[03:37:58] Boom.

[03:37:59] Boom and then look at this look at this look at this

[03:38:11] Stanky shores certified steel zone. Oh my goodness look at it

[03:38:17] Look at us chat y'all said the stinky shores was gonna fall off never it's facing the wrong way

[03:38:47] Look at this chat. Oh my goodness. It almost brings a tear to your eyes, seeing how far

[03:39:01] the Stanky Shores has made it already. Look at this. I think we're clear to open now,

[03:39:09] right? Is there anything else I need to put in for right now? I don't think so. Before

[03:39:13] Open let me do some research points. See what we got here. We have three of them

[03:39:18] Life ring stand we can kind of chill on the life ring stand for now. That's not work the two points at this very moment

[03:39:27] Basic trash

[03:39:29] Pop cone

[03:39:37] Oh

[03:39:43] We're hiring somebody else.

[03:39:46] We're hiring somebody else right now.

[03:39:58] Type one if we should.

[03:40:03] You'll serve with the five, thank you.

[03:40:08] Ladies and gentlemen.

[03:40:13] Wait, we need to get this next so we can do a park size upgrade.

[03:40:18] We need to save the one point that we have.

[03:40:23] Ladies and gentlemen, wait, bigger trash bags.

[03:40:31] That's what we need to do next, never mind.

[03:40:35] I was here, chat.

[03:40:36] I was here for the Stanky Shores second employee.

[03:40:41] Who are we hiring?

[03:40:53] BBL Killian?

[03:41:02] BBL Killian?

[03:41:08] You think that's the same BBL Killian?

[03:41:19] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the Stanky Shores Second Employee.

[03:41:34] mind, we can't hire another employee yet, false alarm.

[03:41:52] How do I, uh, how do I get that up, great chat?

[03:42:04] It needs to be hiring level up

[03:42:10] Okay, well never mind false alarm. Yeah, we have to be two stars false alarm. Let's open up

[03:42:20] Jack's lock in today, it's really important for us today lock in I

[03:42:25] Got scammed chat. I actually got scammed no joke. I got scammed

[03:42:30] How you doing Jade sir sir you can leave now you're you're scaring my customers

[03:42:41] off I already accepted the money can you can you go now okay ladies and gentlemen

[03:42:53] how y'all doing on this fine evening feeling stanky for sure come in to

[03:42:58] Thank you shores. We'll get rid of them. Thank you drawers. Good. That was so tough.

[03:43:06] Hope you're doing good this fine afternoon. I hope you'll find everything

[03:43:09] exactly how y'all wanted to hear. I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank

[03:43:13] you so much while this is going on. Let me go ahead and finish this. If you know,

[03:43:22] you know, a disaster happened the other day. It was a disaster.

[03:43:28] Like a massive does that once you had that above her head right there. What does that mean?

[03:43:35] Hope y'all doing great this afternoon. I appreciate y'all for being. Oh,

[03:43:38] you just got done at the hospital. Okay, I see you. Appreciate y'all for being here.

[03:43:42] Thank y'all so much. Check. They're breaking the doors down to get in stanky shores, man.

[03:43:47] They are breaking the doors down to get in here. Everybody loves it here.

[03:43:55] here. Type one if you love it here, chat. You better, you better type it. Oh, I'm so,

[03:44:09] I am so sorry about this, uh, Catherine, what you want, plain hot dog? There you go, Catherine.

[03:44:15] Thank you so much. Hope y'all having a great day. Stay safe out there. I'm gonna be, I'm

[03:44:21] I'm gonna be floating around, please say, uh-oh.

[03:44:25] I got you, I got you Hannah right there.

[03:44:26] Thank you so much.

[03:44:28] All right, hold up.

[03:44:29] What was I doing?

[03:44:30] Oh yeah, painting.

[03:44:31] Let's do, Chesh, I redo the floors right here.

[03:44:35] Hear me out.

[03:44:38] Somebody's waiting for a lemonade, bro.

[03:44:40] Don't you see I'm busy?

[03:44:43] Hey, how you doing, sir?

[03:44:44] What you want?

[03:44:45] Lemonade with lemon, I got you right here.

[03:44:47] Thank you so much.

[03:44:48] I appreciate it.

[03:44:51] When I can't do the floors

[03:44:55] Oh, I gotta get the floor tool you're right a jacks keep up the good work buddy

[03:44:59] You're doing good here better than any other employee. I've ever had especially Tim

[03:45:05] Tim sucked

[03:45:08] There we go clean clean clean five dollars a pop by the way scam of the year

[03:45:16] Anyway, let me let me paint the door frames real quick chat. Look at this, man. Oh, it's beautiful.

[03:45:25] Somebody wait for a lemonade. Hold up. I'll be right with you one second. Okay, chat. We're

[03:45:34] about to go get a one and a half stars here. Hold up. I am so wet. I'm so sorry. You still want

[03:45:42] I'll give it to you for free. Come back over here.

[03:45:47] You don't want to eliminate no more.

[03:45:54] Rex, I am so sorry.

[03:45:56] If you want that lemonade, I will give it to you for free. Just let me know. Do not sue me. I'm begging you.

[03:46:02] Okay. We are doing bigger trash bags here to get one and a half star, right?

[03:46:12] wait we can unlock park size no we can't we need trash bin so now we're

[03:46:21] saving two points for the trash bin chat took a BBL to the forehand hey Rex

[03:46:29] how you doing this is the guy to sit into the pool right you want that thing

[03:46:34] for free see I know that just happened I hope you feel and I take this one on

[03:46:42] the house. And by the house, I mean, you better give me that $15. $20. Matter of fact, you

[03:46:47] know, lost your mind. You ain't got enough for your life. You got to keep these doors open

[03:46:51] somehow. You tell mom. Jacks is too tired and going to rest. Jacks, you know what? I'll

[03:46:57] let him slide because there's nobody waiting right now. I'm gonna let him slide. $20 is

[03:47:02] insane chat look here. The ticket prices here are so cheap that we have to do that in order to

[03:47:15] remain profitable because we're pretty much giving the tickets away. You know what I mean?

[03:47:21] I'm not coping at all. This is fair pricing. Just saying it's fair.

[03:47:26] Okay, there we go. Boom. Chat, look at the place right now. Should I paint these blue?

[03:47:34] I'm doing it. Look how beautiful it is, chat. It's beautiful. I tell you how you doing, Jay.

[03:47:43] Yes, ma'am. What can I get you today? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go.

[03:47:49] Anyone plan to help me? I will stand right there making it. Won't you be grateful, ma'am? Thank you.

[03:47:55] What's good major what you want playing hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you

[03:48:03] What's you major in?

[03:48:07] Kobe got it looking good. Let me keep painting real quick make sure this place looking good

[03:48:14] clean clean

[03:48:17] Should I do golden stairs check golden stairs?

[03:48:25] The place is looking so good.

[03:48:31] Stanky shores don't even look stanky right now.

[03:48:35] I'll be right there in one second, Captain.

[03:48:39] I'm so sorry for the delay.

[03:48:40] One moment.

[03:48:41] How are you doing, Kathy?

[03:48:42] You want to eliminate what I said and I got you right here.

[03:48:48] Thank you so much, Kathy.

[03:48:50] Have a good one.

[03:48:51] Don't disrespect me like that.

[03:49:07] I'm about to make you a hot dog.

[03:49:08] You're gonna walk away from me.

[03:49:10] You done lost your excuse.

[03:49:11] Ow!

[03:49:12] Ow!

[03:49:13] Ow!

[03:49:14] Ow!

[03:49:15] Ow!

[03:49:16] Ow!

[03:49:17] Ow!

[03:49:18] Ow!

[03:49:19] Ow!

[03:49:20] Ow!

[03:49:21] Lawyers, let's get that paperwork running.

[03:49:38] Lord have mercy.

[03:49:40] That dude just snapped his arm in 30 different places.

[03:49:45] He looked like that.

[03:49:46] You go walk, Rex, I don't have enough of you for today.

[03:49:50] hear me? That's the second time you intentionally got in my way when I was working. Go Rex!

[03:50:01] Hey Rex, hey, just cause I own the place don't mean I won't snap you up in here.

[03:50:06] Square up on me again Rex! I promise we gon' have some problems!

[03:50:11] You don't wash up and he gon' light the trash can on fire!

[03:50:15] Hey Rex, you go, Bobba, get out of here!

[03:50:22] Who does this dude think he is?

[03:50:30] Somebody took a dump in the pit.

[03:50:36] How do you do it, excuse me.

[03:50:38] see this why I got no customers people go to the museum I'm make them not go

[03:50:45] there hey that's where the customer is going they go into the museum you don't

[03:50:51] lost your mind all right we good ain't gonna go there no more

[03:50:58] are we good guess we're too long for a hot dog can y'all have a little bit more

[03:51:02] patience please guys this slide looks like it came out a silent hill.

[03:51:11] Chad it's two months or one man to handle man I just I need I need help. Dude

[03:51:19] this second employee cannot get here quicker man Lord have mercy. This looks

[03:51:27] Go straight up like a slide out of Chernobyl.

[03:51:36] Kendrick's waiting for a hot dog.

[03:51:37] All right Kendrick, what you want on that thing?

[03:51:39] Plain? I got you right here.

[03:51:40] Thank you Kendrick. Have a good one.

[03:51:48] Good as new chat.

[03:51:51] Somebody's gonna leave a...

[03:51:52] They did a bottle flip with it.

[03:51:53] They're so blatant with the littering,

[03:51:55] they're bottle flipping on me.

[03:51:56] flipping on me. This is ridiculous man. Like actually ridiculous.

[03:52:04] Feel like a Dorito. What's going on with you? You saw me. You saw me mopping it ma'am.

[03:52:13] No, I'm gonna take a swim.

[03:52:16] No!

[03:52:20] Excuse me.

[03:52:25] What you looking at?

[03:52:35] There we go.

[03:52:35] Hope y'all are having a good time.

[03:52:37] If I seem a little stressed today, I'm suck.

[03:52:39] Chad, look at this. You gonna get tetanus.

[03:52:44] Yo, can you stop with all the noises, Kaiser, for real? Like, relax, big dog.

[03:52:49] There we go.

[03:52:54] Kaiser wants something else, too.

[03:52:57] I'm not Kaiser Kendrick. What's up, Kendrick? What you want now? Eliminate what I said? Eliminate?

[03:53:04] I ain't got no lemonade. I'm gonna be right back.

[03:53:07] Gotta get some fresh lemons, excuse me y'all excuse me

[03:53:14] Come on way, I'm trying to get them lemons. You sitting there looking all day. There ain't enough of some lemons there

[03:53:17] You doing all this browsing. I need to limits more than you do. What you talking about?

[03:53:25] I'm so suck

[03:53:29] Yes, sir ski

[03:53:31] Lemonade with ice and a limit I've ran all the way for you better take this. We're my dog

[03:53:34] Hey, how you doing? Hey, you just tried to get a lawsuit off of me a minute ago.

[03:53:38] You want a hot dog bet? Take it. Put rat poison in that thing. You did.

[03:53:44] Oh, Lord have mercy. Pay for you. How you doing?

[03:53:55] My job!

[03:53:58] excuse me there we go we're good hold up anybody waiting or somebody waiting on

[03:54:08] a hot dog who is it now won't the hot dog yes Stefan how you doing you won't

[03:54:15] both on that hot dog what you screaming for this take the hot dog man godly

[03:54:19] what's good rich you won't catch up on it there you go thank you how you doing

[03:54:24] for you. I'll be right with you in one second. Yes, just catch up on that. I got

[03:54:31] you. I just messed it up. I got to get a fresh batch of hot dogs. I'm so sorry.

[03:54:37] Hold on. Somebody do it.

[03:54:54] The fact that I'm just walking around with all that 24 hours a day is just it's crazy.

[03:55:22] I'm sitting here every day, running this water park with all that back there.

[03:55:27] That is just crazy, dude.

[03:55:34] Oh, man.

[03:55:39] Let me go save this individual's life.

[03:55:44] There you go, Uriel. Thank you, Uriel, Uriel. I don't know.

[03:55:48] I gotta go get some more hot dogs.

[03:55:50] Jacks is too tired to go to rest. You lucky it's the end of the day anyway. I wish you would hit me.

[03:56:02] 97% satisfaction rate and 25 guests.

[03:56:12] Beautiful! Alright, that was so unbelievably stressful I'm about to cry.

[03:56:18] chat was y'all stress watching that was y'all stress I am stressed all right I

[03:56:22] need to clean this place up when I have two research points I was here you know

[03:56:34] what that means don't you wait you know what that means I'll tell you what that

[03:56:45] means. If you don't know what that means, I think we can expand. Can't we?

[03:57:03] I'm not exactly sure I win our three appreciate you don't I echo thank you W. Echo.

[03:57:24] I'm so happy to have you.

[03:57:34] Hello, dear.

[03:57:38] I heard from one of my boys that you're a part of the family now.

[03:57:42] We're so happy to have you.

[03:57:44] Remember, family takes care of family.

[03:57:46] Know that I see everything.

[03:57:50] Mary, Mary, Mary, no, no, no, Mary, hold up.

[03:57:55] One of your guys was at my front doorstep.

[03:57:57] He just offered me $750.

[03:58:00] He said there was no strings attached.

[03:58:07] Mary, he said there was no strings attached.

[03:58:09] What do you mean?

[03:58:11] Sir, I'm cooked.

[03:58:13] Why is he still out there too?

[03:58:15] Oh, it's over.

[03:58:16] Chad, did I not get pressured into it?

[03:58:32] Expand the park.

[03:58:33] What do you think I'm about to do?

[03:58:38] You know what else I need, Chad?

[03:58:39] We need the hammer upgrade.

[03:58:41] No joke.

[03:58:42] Okay.

[03:58:43] Let me clean everything real quick.

[03:58:46] Beautiful chat. This place is so nice. This is the perfect place to take your kids, man.

[03:58:53] Your kids two years old don't know how to walk or hardly anything like that. Just take

[03:58:57] them here. It's completely safe. What? Yo, Ant with the 25 gift and W Ant with the 25

[03:59:05] gift and I appreciate that. Ant W Ant. Thank you. Lord have mercy. You see that guy before.

[03:59:14] Where?

[03:59:15] Everywhere.

[03:59:16] Coby.

[03:59:17] Hold up.

[03:59:18] Chat, can I officially expand the park right now?

[03:59:27] W. Ant for real, thank you.

[03:59:35] I can.

[03:59:36] I was here then.

[03:59:38] Chat, I was here then.

[03:59:43] Hold on. You need more points? I thought I only needed to bring in my kids tomorrow.

[03:59:55] Somebody just replied to that message and said pre-RIP. Hey, you better quit spreading misinformation

[04:00:01] about Stanky Shores here. There we go. I need that hammer upgrade bad. Chad, would you bring

[04:00:17] your 85 year old grandma to Stanky Shores? Everybody just type yes. Bad everybody in

[04:00:27] here. Chad, I think it's time. Ladies and gentlemen.

[04:00:36] Ladies and gentlemen, I was here.

[04:00:54] The Stanky Shores has officially made its first expansion.

[04:01:06] Jack!

[04:01:08] Oh my goodness, look at the amount of room that we have now.

[04:01:16] Look at all the room for- Lord have mercy, I'm floating.

[04:01:22] How do I get back to my park?

[04:01:27] Chat, look at all of this.

[04:01:32] Okay, so in tomorrow's episode, we're doing a full park makeover.

[04:01:38] We're adding more slides, more slides, more pools, more slides.

[04:01:43] I say more slides, more slides, more pools and more slides.

[04:01:47] W episode right there.

[04:01:49] Other than the mafia thing happening right there.

[04:01:51] I don't know what that was.

[04:01:53] Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me.

[04:01:55] Y'all think it will?

[04:01:57] No, we should be good.

[04:01:58] Yeah, we should be good.

[04:01:59] Chad, tomorrow's episode's gonna be 100% a banger too.

[04:02:03] We got so much expansion room now.

[04:02:05] A-W episode for real.

[04:02:07] Great stream, Chad.

[04:02:08] I love y'all, man.

[04:02:09] Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again

[04:02:13] tonight.

[04:02:15] Pre-set on a gift as subs don't know

[04:02:16] if bits follows in the course.

[04:02:18] I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out.

[04:02:19] Hey, y'all have a good rest.

[04:02:21] Y'all's knows, have a good day tomorrow.

[04:02:22] And I see y'all tomorrow.

[04:02:23] Ladies and gentlemen lima light.

[04:02:24] Peace out.

[04:02:25] Y'all.

[04:02:25] Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ba bwa, ah.