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Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Diana with the 5W Diana with the 5.
You already know what time it is.
Yes. Yes, indeed it is time for a spin, buddy.
Hey, time for a spin.
Send it!
Messed it up.
Send it!
Clean!
Clean!
Yeah!
Cheers, Buster!
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Whooo!
Whooo!
Whoooo!
That's what I'm talking about right there!
Yo!
Good chat with good chat. What's good ladies and gentlemen, I have
more yet again, yet again, once more, yet again, once more, yet again, once more, yet
again, once again, yet again, once more, again. Lex, Naruto, egg, lizard, Mr. Land's
hot abbey yo we we yam may life uh night uh uh uh uh uh uh d1 w subbers may appreciate y'all red hoodie
i repeat
red hoodie who gift it five run with the five and high bobs with the five thank you
If you don't believe that it's a red hoodie, I mean, come on, man.
I mean, come on.
It's glaringly obvious, OK?
Glaringly.
And I mean glaringly.
Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it.
How we doing?
On a scale of 1 to 10 up in here.
What are we doing good?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Yo, Robert with the 5W, Robert with the 5, thank you.
Chad, it's Wednesday.
Chad, is it just mere the days going by insanely fast?
Bro, the days are going by so fast, bro, we dated.
Appreciate the five, Robert.
I'm in the same boat.
Bro, I swear, time did not used to go by this fast.
It literally did not.
Bro, you look up chat, we almost in 2000, no we're not.
But we're like a little over halfway through,
2026, bro, it's bad out here.
Did you watch Spider-Man?
No, I did not.
KZO to five, thank you.
Man, I forgot to watch the Backworlds movie again, dude.
I keep forgetting.
Do you ever watch movies? Oh
Not not too often no
I'm more of a
I'm more of a explorer myself
Rather than a
Rather than watch a movie I'd rather like you know go out and climb a mountain or something, you know what I mean
And I don't care if you say cap, that's the truth, non-line, non-line.
Caso's thin boy lover with the five gifted, dog, what?
That's actually the name, dog.
What are we doing up in hell?
fighter man at home with the five. Yeah, your band. Get him out of my sight. Get him out
of my sight. It's time. Get him out of here. It's time for the word. Goodbye. Jobs with
the five. Goodbye. Now that they're gone. The wordal warrior
is back again. Again. I tell you.
where does the wordal warrior I saw a couple people say it was slot we about to find out
Bleed. Oh, that's big info. Oh, that is our chat. Let me tell you, that's big info right there, buddy.
Big info.
Ummm...
What are the odds I could get this in two?
Shhh, shhh, shhh. Let me think.
Let me think, let me think, get this out of my ear, yo I with the T-N-W-I with the T-N-T-N thank you!
pure hold on pure no
No, no I can't be proud because there's no D in it, huh, shh shh I'm thinking, shh shh
Hey, quiet, I'm thinking.
Shh, I'm thinking.
Let's try.
Uh, let's try, uh...
Pint?
No, that's four letters, man.
Wait.
Film.
Man, come on, bro!
Oh, no, it can't be phone.
Bish.
Dog, if I wouldn't do that, that would've... oh my goodness!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, hold up here. Let me think.
Let me think, let me think, let me try.
what am I doing? Oh my goodness, what am I doing?
Okay, the S has to go here.
Pistol?
No?
Pisto.
That's a word!
Quizno!
No.
No.
What?
Is this a word?
No.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Get off me man!
Get off me man!
Get off me, man!
Get off me!
Dude!
Yo, son with a T and thank you!
Chad!
Oh my goodness!
What does that mean?
deposit, like, posit? I don't know. Let me make sure. JV with the TN. Oh, my goodness.
I'm crazy. Chad, I'm actually crazy. Let me look it up.
Definition.
That's not what it meant, but, hey, doesn't matter.
Y'all know, like, D-Posit?
I thought it had something to do with that, but it's still a word either way.
Get off me.
How do you pronounce that thing?
Posit.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Chat, I'm telling y'all, bruh.
Chat, look, when it comes to wordle...
Chat, look, what, what, chat, when it comes to the wordle, man, let me tell you.
It's actually crazy could have used prism now the S was the S didn't go there
The connections is buns it's always buns
It's always buns
Y'all preset that our happy birthday Ella chattel Ella happy 18th birthday happy 18th birthday Ella. Thank you
I'll tell Ella happy birthday, happy birthday, Ella.
Seven minutes whisker with the five chat, bro.
I said yes, they almost never do it connections again.
Lord have mercy.
I mean, Lord have mercy chat, why man?
Why must you do this?
Yes, EGG.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rangler Ranch cattle steer. Okay. Drive. Okay.
totally bud totally I don't know what a two door means let me look that up
It's a watch.
Oh, let's say it's a member of the two door dynasty.
This is so stupid.
Yeah.
What stock might refer to?
Yeah, OK.
Yeah.
No, see.
Legitimately, no, Chad, I'm actually dead serious this time.
I'm never doing it again.
I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm 100% dead serious.
this time I'm never doing it again. That is legit. I actually promise you I will
never get on connections again. Never. I will never get back on it. Never. Never
again. I actually promise you I'm never getting back on it. Cap, I own everything.
I am not, I'm never getting back on that game again. Never. That, that, it's not
It's not even worth it.
It needs to be shut down.
Chad, it literally needs to be shut down.
We need to shut connections down, dude.
It's so bad.
You'll be back tomorrow?
No, I'm actually not.
I'm not touching it again.
I'm actually not.
No, you got me messed up.
Chad, you done lost your mind up here.
You don't appreciate that, uh, crimp W, crimp. Okay. Bet. Appreciate that. Uh, no,
a W, no, as well. Appreciate you, Alchemist. Thank you.
So you think I'm joking, huh?
Case my mom said to get off the stream and do the dishes. Should I?
Should you what? Keep watching the stream. Yeah.
Them dishes can wait.
She's talking about them dishes will be there whenever they ain't gonna go nowhere.
Forget them dishes.
Anybody want to buy them dishes?
What is this?
Mint sage bone.
Ah.
No, I'm actually serious this time though, like I'm dead serious this time.
I'm actually serious this time, I mean it, I'm for real this time.
No, okay, hey!
Y'all ain't gotta believe me, just watch.
Connections is actually like, no, I will not.
Hey K, this is my brother's 25th birthday.
Can you say happy birthday, Alex?
You'll have your birthday, Alex.
Good luck on your next,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
your next paintball game.
Hope you win that thing.
Yeah, I'm like, thank you, appreciate that, thank you.
Chat, look here, man.
Chat, look here.
Connections is not for the weak big don't
Connections is not for anybody
Okay, let's let's get this let's get this straight here
Connections is not for anybody
Go ahead and keep it a stat.
Okay, most people are saying no because they're being truthful.
King Cole with the five, thank you.
Anybody saying yes?
Thank you. Anybody saying yes?
Hey, anybody saying yes?
Got to be mine. Got to be mine.
They'll sit there and try to tell you who you just ain't smart enough,
Goober. No.
I refuse to believe it I refuse you'll never make me believe it
I'm getting low on cough drops again chat GG let's see how many I have left
Oh supplies running low. I got how many is that? Hold up. One, two, three. I got six
call drops left. Make that five because I'm popping another one right now. Chad, who was
there that stream where I popped 40 cough drops in one stream? Who was there? Who was
there? That was crazy.
It was actually crazy. I went through like 30, 40 cough drops in one stream one time
because my voice was so gone that day. I literally that was the only reason,
right was it was. And I mean,
cooked.
And I also want to say this.
This ain't no ad, bro. I'm not sponsored. First off,
these cop drops right here. Again, this is not a sponsor, bro.
This ain't no ad.
I swear these things taste better than some candy I've had chat no joke
These check type one if you've had these bro, I swear
These things taste better than some candy I've had bro. I'm dead serious
The thing is though there
they are, hold on. Fifteen calories per drop. See?
Focus!
Focus!
Focus!
Man, come on, man!
Why ain't it focusing?
I beg of you.
I beg of you, please, please focus. I'm begging you. Chat, why don't you focus it?
There it is. 15 calories per drawer.
Wait what?
In case of an overdose.
Huh?
I
Know we should be good
Chat we should be good don't worry about it
Hey
Chat do not worry about it
Okay
Chat there ain't no chat there ain't no okay. We're good here
You can't be eating them every day it has menthol and excess sugars now we do it I
I don't have them every day anyway.
Only having five days a week.
Five days a week ain't that bad.
Case, you should try Myrtle.
It's a logic puzzle where you have to find the murderer.
No.
No.
Hold up now.
What's going on?
Am I stoopy?
Chad am I stoopy?
The challenging case of the murdered pervy producer, what?
Put it on dark mode.
I don't think there is a dark mode.
it's just too bright though my eyes burning godly my eyes burn is there a
dart mode for this you got me messed up it's bright
I
Chaser darts mode are y'all down in here. Let me get off that
Bro that thing right
Yeah, what I think right, bro
Are you allergic to garlic too?
The guy who makes murderless from Arkansas?
Aw, GG, he gonna kill me.
He made murderless from Arkansas?
GG, I'm cooked.
What's on my, what's on my, oh.
Ah ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Chat home page is cooking.
chat tell me I that worked hard on this home page right here is straight
refresh I want to see like another video animals attacking people not like
where people get hurt or nothing. But you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Mm, general knowledge quiz? Ooh, I think I've done that one right there.
What is this?
No.
Check. This is some good quality.
Yo,
careful with the five W. Care for the five. Thank you.
Humans are getting dumber facts though a fax oh this look this look like some ooh
You just look like some real good slob right here.
Now you got me messed up.
Do the dumber one.
Should I do the police dash cam?
The thing with police dash cams is though you never know if somebody got straight snap.
You never know if somebody got like straight snap up
on a police dash cam.
You know what I mean?
Jen, I said, do you know what I mean?
Ooh, I like this song.
I like this song chose delivery over your beloved groceries
That's a bop right there.
That's a bop.
That's a bop right there.
Yo, Christ with the 5W or with the 10W right with the 10.
R.I.P.
To he dare, man.
R.I.P.
That's a bop.
That's one of the generational bops.
And I mean generational.
I mean, generational dude!
Yeah. Oh yeah.
These are the craziest police encounters I've ever-
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
There it is!
Oh yeah, there it is, right there!
Crazy as police encounters ever.
A police officer arrested this guy for driving under the influence.
What does that mean?
Is that bad?
Is a one-eighth bad chat?
I don't know.
You mean you were higher than twice the legal limit?
Twice the legal minute.
Ow, no!
I'm beginning to think that this little text in the bottom left of the screen, ah...
I don't know about that.
What happened over there? Move my face cam!
Why is there a legal minute?
Bro, what the-
This cop was texting and driving.
I've seen this one. Oh my goodness. Shout out. I think everybody's seen this one.
Officer Brooks with the five.
He ran into someone who was jumping the curb.
That is insane!
Chad!
Bro's son glasses de-spawned by the way!
And is someone-
Look!
...in the curb.
Dude got hit so hard his glasses de-spawned!
They're just gone!
Shouting
Single attention
Shouting
Shouting
Officers, that light was green.
We gotta let him go.
He didn't run a red light, officers.
We gotta let him go there.
That light was green.
Someone was arrested and placed in the front seat of a police car.
When the officers were busy talking, she took off of the car.
What is she doing?
Sir, what do you mean what is she doing?
Why did you put her in the passenger seat? What do you think this is? A ride-along? Hello?
Car.
What is she doing?
That right there is the look of all of our careers are over. We're going to work at Walgreens.
He, in that very moment, this dude knew he's going to have to start job hunting tomorrow.
Because, big dog, it is over.
David 136 suspect just stole my vehicle.
We were able to eventually catch her.
This will be tougher to steal hard to steal models. This police officer had no idea that the person they just arrested was on top of their car
Yeah, that was the look of a race the footage
No
That's a scam right there.
Alright, you're on. Have a good one.
You just keep putting your don't-tonsons up, dad.
Don't-tonsons up.
Where are you going?
Put up the window.
Instead of climbing-
At that point, you hit the window, you bounce back, you just put your hands behind your back, and you're like,
Alright man, just stay.
Now over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.
He's going to-
Let's find out what's going on.
Wait, what?
Let's find out what's going on.
Let's find out what's going on.
Let's find out what's going on.
Let's find out what's going on.
They were chasing a suspect, and instead of climbing over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.
Oh, y'all would be buying me a whole new fence!
You're going to break my fence instead of jumping it.
Oh, bro, let me look outside, somebody busting my fence down, cause you can't jump over that thing.
You're gonna be replacing the whole fence brand new!
You better go to Home Depot, Bubba, what you talking about?
Rock with another tent, thank you.
Westbound foot, Westbound foot.
Oh!
Oh, I thought it was about the first guy going through.
I didn't realize the Kool-Aid man just busted down the wall like the Kool-Aid man.
And instead of climbing over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.
He's gonna westbound stuff.
Westbound stuff.
Bro literally pulled up.
Hey, you need to get some,
hey, hey, big dog, you need to get some looser draws
because what is going on?
What are you doing with them draws, bro?
Ain't no way you can run full speed
in them tight draws you got on.
Westbound stuff.
Bro hit him with a Thule, man.
Glimm with the five.
I'm in jail, you guys, I'm in jail, I'm in jail.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Whoa.
The police received.
What?
What is, what is this?
Oh, what the?
What is that?
What is Inspector Gadget in the truck?
I'm in jail, you guys, I'm in jail.
A grappler?
I'm in jail.
Oh, what the?
What?
Oh, oh.
Hello, girl.
Whoa.
I have never seen that in my life.
Never.
They're- that some of these are going to steal items from a store and bring them out the back door,
so they simply waited for them to come out.
Get out of my way!
Oh, that worked out great.
Here you go.
Ooh, he's snitching.
Everybody snitching.
Dude, get back.
The police had to go to this guy's home.
That had to be a skit right there.
That had to be a skit.
Everybody snitching.
The police had to go to this guy's home
because he failed to show up to court.
What'd I do? You missed court.
No, I didn't.
Stop, all right, we're not gonna play this with you. I'm gonna play 2k. I'm glad
Stop all right, we're not gonna play this with you
Hey, he playing part two he can't pause
Officer you walk the way he play in park he cannot pause
Okay, I'll buy it.
Okay, you're in the front. Let's go.
I'll even put up some clothes.
His officer got a call about an alligator at their front door.
Ah, he queued!
There is legitimately no way on this planet Earth
that you see him do that twice,
and you still are gonna try to go in there bare-handed.
Dude, are you trying to die?
Like, actually.
This man was very confused when he opened his front door and found a bag of milk taped
to it.
He looked at the security footage and saw that a police officer put it there.
The police department released a statement saying that the officer was simply returning
the bag of milk to who they believed was the owner.
This cop pulled over his boss that was going 96 miles per hour in a 35 zone.
I just clocked this cop.
Run that by me again.
He was doing what in a what?
This cop pulled over his boss that was going 96 miles per hour in a 35 zone.
I just clocked this up to 96 in a 35.
Really?
He then proceeded to give him a ticket.
I can't get it!
Bingo!
He was going 96 in a 35!
He gon' get a ticket!
Ah!
Am I trippin'?
Chad, if you get caught goin' 96 to 35,
are you gettin' a ticket or are you goin' to jail?
That's like, no!
No, that's jail right there.
He got a ticket!
That's the numbers!
The police are trying to catch some suspects that ran away into a forest.
Hey, y'all about to walk up into the Resident Evil 7, uh, the Baker residence, buddy.
With his officer pretending that he had a canine unit ready to go.
Don't make us release our canine!
No more work!
No more work!
No more work!
No more work!
No more work!
The strategy actually worked.
After a few minutes, the suspects gave up and turned themselves in.
Police officers pulled over a man that was driving under the influence.
They noticed something moving in the trunk and told him to open it up.
They were making fun of her because her uniform was too small.
They couldn't find any smaller gear for you?
You barely fit in that.
Man, you wrong.
Haha.
A police officer told their dog to attack this suspect, but the dog was a little confused
because they couldn't find anyone threatening.
Bro, just cop him at this point!
point he's right there! Just cough up!
A police officer walked in right when a robbery was happening.
The suspect obviously was caught and was sent to jail. Hurricane Union
I don't know if he was caught he looked like he was he looked like he was
pulling out a blicky. Are you sure he went to jail? I think that dude might have died in the parking lot.
Be a good idea to jump off this bridge.
This driver got a police officer to race him.
That has got to be your buddy or something!
Someone was driving when they hit a buff cat with their car.
No!
That was somehow completely unharmed but was stuck inside the front of the car.
What?
It's big too.
These police officers were gathering information about this woman's car that was recently stolen.
That's my car!
That is?
Yeah!
Oh!
Could you imagine you filing a police report outside your house about the car that got
stolen in the car it drives by?
About this woman's car that was recently stolen.
That's my car!
That is?
That was my car!
Are you kidding me?
That's my car!
Yeah!
That's my car!
Are you kidding me?
Yeah!
A police officer pulled over this other police officer for speeding.
What I'm going into work, my man.
Why are you trying to pull me over as I'm going?
Because you're going 80 and 45.
I'm going into work.
Okay, where are you going to?
Once I look like I'm dressed for it.
What does it look like I'm dressed for?
My name is Deputy Hillman.
They see your driver's license.
No.
Okay.
The police officer was charged with resisting an officer, reckless driving, and eluding law enforcement.
The police officer then later turned himself into the arrested and was fired.
That is crazy.
That is actually crazy.
I didn't believe it when they saw police officer Papa Wheeling.
These cops pulled him over under the suspicion that he was driving while intoxicated so he
started juggling to prove that he wasn't.
I think everybody in the world has seen this video, I think when you're born they have
this playing on the TV in the hospital room.
I can't say that's one.
The police were changing the locks when they suddenly realized that they were at the wrong house.
Hello?
Hello?
What are you doing?
We're here to finalize the eviction.
What eviction?
It was posted a week ago.
It was posted last week.
I am caught up on my real estate eviction notice.
Hey, we actually, we do apologize, we have the wrong house, it's the next door neighbor's.
He decided that swimming away from the police was the best option.
Bro, you ain't Michael Phillips, man!
This guy put a bag of donuts and a fishing pole in front of these cops.
This guy was enjoying his morning coffee when this happened on his front lawn.
Bro didn't even wave, I would at least wave!
A man was taken to court for a sentencing of his crimes when he suddenly sprinted and made an escape.
Oh my goodness!
Oh you already know he wanted that sick leave.
He took his chance like I'm about to get a two month paid vacation.
I'm swan-ton bombin' down the stairs.
You already know Bro wanted off for two months with Payne.
I'd have done the same thing!
Just by thinking about it, Meet Base 44.
A complete AI creation.
This family's house was on fire and they had basically no sense of urgency and the police
officer was getting frustrated.
You all know the age-old question, if your house is on fire, what are the three things
you're grabbing first?
I've heard some crazy stuff in my life.
This one of this dude's first three items he's taking out, this dude just handed a single
can of Mountain Dew out the window.
even a 12-pack. Out of everything in this new house, he chose to save a single can of
Mountain Dew.
I can't let you get hurt.
He had it in his inventory. Where did it come from?
No! I can't let you get hurt.
Just jump the dog.
Jump!
He had two!
We gotta get you out of here, buddy.
Wow, look what, because the house is on fire, man.
The police came to stop these protesters, but they got stuck in the mud.
The mud appeared to have no effect on the wizard whatsoever.
These police officers were looking for a fugitive on the run, but lost him somewhere in the
neighborhood.
They asked one of the homeowners through their doorbell camera if they know where he went.
Did you see if your camera picked up any motion?
He's in my trash can.
What?
He's in my dumpster in my back yard.
He's in my trash can by my garage.
What?
Get off.
I'm sorry.
This police officer grabbed some random child's bicycle to try and chase down a suspect.
Did you see a guy on a scooter?
The police couldn't get this guy that was in a wheelchair to pull over.
Bro was about to pit manoeuvre the wheelchair, did you see that?
The police were sitting there waiting for this guy and those trying to sneak out of his
bank.
This dude really thought he did something.
We're all got spawn camped!
That was a kill.
What?
Oh my Jesus!
Oh that's my wig!
Oh that's my wig!
Oh I thought I was about to see a dead body!
This guy was just-
New Halloween decoration idea.
Wait, hold on!
New Halloween decoration idea!
That was won't keep me taught as a Halloween decoration!
This guy was just released from prison, but his family
asked some police officers to pretend that he was getting arrested again.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Oh, my goodness, they are so wrong for that.
Oh, no!
This police officer did not like how fast this biker was going.
Big dog, you're going about 180 yourself.
What you talking about?
The suspect was running from police when these cows tracked him down.
The cows actually pushed the suspect towards the police where he was arrested.
This guy found a tentacle way to escape from the police.
This police officer tried to stop a crocodile with a towel.
These police officers received a call that there was a home intruder in their house.
Oh dear!
She had a crush on this police officer.
The police were looking for a suspect and they saw him running towards his house.
This cop was getting bullied by some turkeys.
These cops wanted to go save this horse from a fire, but the issue was that this horse
refused to move.
The police arrested this guy and when they checked his pants they saw that it was filled
with hamsters what this police officer agreed to let him just said multiple
gerbils recovered this police officer agreed to let a magic eight ball decide
whether the driver gets a ticket or not. A group of snowplow drivers worked together
to stop a suspect that the police were chasing. They thought it was a good idea to overtake
a police car that was going too slow.
Seen it the other day!
Go to Goomer!
Shut the f*** up!
I hope he pulls you over now.
Oh my god, he's pulling you over!
Why?
Case, if you download Brave Browser instead of using Google Chrome or whatever browser you're using,
you won't have YouTube ads because it automatically blocks all trackers.
Big dog, you gotta put hashtag add at the end of that, buddy.
That was the most obvious paid plug I've ever seen in my life.
How much did they give you to come up in here and put that in here?
You must have got a bag for that.
The police were raiding this home.
He ain't lying, no, you're on a page, too!
He asked to help out.
Don't need some help.
Does Officer save this guy though sleeping in a bridge?
Ron randomly pepper sprayed this guy for no reason and ran away so he called the police.
He then asked the police to record a video for his boss explaining why he is late for
work.
The cops can explain what happened but I don't know if I'm going to be able to come into
work.
Oh, uh, even here was pepper sprayed early this morning, um, so he might be a little
late or not come in today.
This food delivery driver just got arrested but his officer was still willing to deliver
the food.
Wow, W man.
You're embarrassing.
Um, but...
Hi.
Good job.
We got her arrested from San Francisco.
Makes you real for getting Arby's too.
I complete the darn act.
Yes.
Hey, I'll be hating on Arby's too much, bro.
Arby's is goaded, man.
That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.
I still don't know what it is, is that a goat?
There's nobody on board this runaway boat, so police officer had to jump on to stop it.
If that would have been me, I'd have never stopped killing this story.
This would have been, oh that was a sheet, this would have been the story of my life
right here.
Every chance I got, I'd be saying, man, you know, one time I was out there and there was
this runaway boat, man, we chased it down, I jumped from my boat to that boat and stopped,
I swear.
This officer moved his hay bale that weighs over 600 pounds off the road.
Oh yeah, I've seen this video too.
I wasn't always here, but thanks to Purdue Global, I got my literal train job.
Ma'am, I don't want to go to school, thank you.
This delivery guy was dedicated enough to deliver a package to the same house the police
for currently reading.
Oh my god!
Hey!
W Delivery Man!
Amazons!
Come on at work!
Oh my god!
A police officer ran into this bike-
Seen it!
Hey!
Because he was touching and driving.
I told y'all yesterday, this would have happened to me!
Crap myself instantly and pretend like I'm dead on the ground. I'm getting paid!
You mother...
You looking at your phone officer?
You got a picture of the other officer?
Crap!
I got a picture of another officer.
Crap!
Wow! Wow!
You mother...
You looking at your phone officer?
You know you lied.
You know you lied!
This suspect tried to sneak out of a police vehicle in Russia.
What do you mean he tried? It looks like he did it.
Never mind, he's cooked!
Someone called the police because a party was too loud, so the police joined in.
This police officer pulled him over because he thought the sandwich was a phone.
The real danger is that lettuce on there.
You know there's a disease going around on some of them lettuces that makes you crap
your drawers.
Reason for the stop is if you saw yourself in there when you were driving, right?
That was the sandwich.
It was, I saw your phone.
My phone?
Yeah.
I know what it sounds like. It was your phone.
Alright, alright, like that.
Alright, so it was a rectangle and another thing.
Whether it was your wallet, your phone, it was...
It looks like your phone.
Alright, so that's why I'm pulling you over.
All good. Alright?
You know the restraint you have to have right there?
To not just be like, yo, you goober, I'm filming.
Some guy thought it would be possible to run away from the police while also bringing
his trailer home with him what was he doing that for that is the end of this video i really hope you
enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very soon but why was what did you see the cop that accused
the girl of driving with her phone in her right hand but she didn't have a right hand and still
gave her it i did see that video i saw moist critical made a video on it whoa this cop pulled
over this lady that was driving. And when he pulled her over, he said, I saw your phone
in your right hand. And she showed her arm and she didn't have a right hand. And he still
gave her a ticket. Wait, what? Show it, let me see if I can find it. And crazy, you know,
Because you can be like, uh, okay, I, I, I, I miss solve my bad.
This goober went fully through with it.
He gave her a ticket.
Hold on.
No right hand ticket.
I don't know if that's going to pull it up or not.
it did it did it pulled it up it did dog you and if you ain't seen this you
ain't gonna believe it I swear it's this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in
my life actually a saint look at this what audio that watch
Talking about these things that you don't want to see your ride and share a driver doing one person takes in
They said yeah, I had a driver that was chewing tobacco and spitting into the cup and it took everything
I had to not throw up in his back seat
I wouldn't bother me. Could you smell it?
I mean if I could smell it and it was like all of it like like not strong.
Who's this new talking to? I don't remember seeing this part
Yeah, I'd be upset but
Very tolerant person
If I couldn't smell that, I'm sure we're gonna be on.
Okay, just a bit of a buggy arm.
I'll try to get a lot of things.
Yo, me do it with the fire.
That's what I'll do.
Oh, that was a radio.
Chad, I swear this is crazy.
Hello, man.
Hey, good morning.
I'm the Regis Island, the Pumpster County Sheriff's Office.
It's the way you've been pulled over.
The City of Legworth today, we're doing an operation
for the Stratocaster, and he drove past me
and opened the door in his right hand.
Bear that in mind. I'm gonna run that back so you can hear exactly what he said right there.
Shhh. Listen to what exactly he said.
We're in the Sea of Legwork today. We're doing an operation for the distracted Wagner.
You drove past me and opened the cottage right hand.
This one.
Now, you may be seeing this and you're going to be like, oh, man, dude was mistaken dog.
It's crazy.
I mean, I saw you in the car.
Mike, no, you didn't, man.
So you want to just call this a day?
I don't want to call a day.
You had a handoff.
Right there.
You had a chance, right there, to be like, you know what?
Yeah, let's call it a day.
What possessed you?
Like, actually, what possessed you?
To be like, no, I don't want to call it a day.
What?
What came over you?
I thought I told you right hand.
You got that hand out.
The right hand, I told you.
So you did it?
With the right hand, perhaps not, right?
Officer, there's no hand there.
You say that you saw me with that right hand.
I know what I just said.
I know what I just said.
I'm asking you not, did you, did you, did you, not have fun with your hand?
I did not.
You did not have fun with your hand?
I did not.
Hands of God, you did not have fun with your hand.
I did not.
The other hand's a guy, you know, I'm on the hand.
Hands of God.
Cool, you got me going, boss.
All of that, he still gave her a ticket.
This actually the cra-
This like the craze thing I've ever seen.
Actually insane.
Ain't no way it's not a skit.
It was dismissed.
Oh, I take it farther than that.
I'd own that police department after that.
It's, yeah, somebody just said it has to be a skit.
It's so unbelievable that you almost have to believe it's a skit, but it's not a skit,
man.
Oh, she did soon.
What'd she get?
Oh, she did soon? What'd she get?
Y'all just making them numbers.
I think this is the current one.
They're all the same pilot, so it's not that much.
So you need insurance too?
Just a good insurance.
You know what's crazy, Chad?
This goober could have maybe gotten away with it if he had just said I saw you with your
phone in your hand.
It makes it a quantillion times worse that he specified right hand.
This was, uh, my husband.
He told that if they're in an Uber and feel like their driver was intoxicated.
This dude had so much time to think about it.
He had all the time while she was looking for her paperwork.
He had all that time when he went back to his car, sitting in his car.
He had all that time to maybe come to the realization that man, this is not only crazy,
this is the dumbest thing ever.
You still did it
All right, man, so you're gonna receive a citation for why this communication device and how while driving
You gotta put the phone down. It's a little great a motor vehicle. Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right
I'm holding it. I did not put that. No, if you want to take it apart. That's what you said when you pulled me over
Yes, that you saw me holding my device
If you want to take it apart and that's what you saw
That's what I said. I said you saw. Yeah. Okay. You want to take it?
Ask him. That's how you take that. You're having a question for you. No. Thank you.
Chat. Is that not the crazy thing you've ever seen? Is that actually crazy thing you've ever seen?
Dude.
She could take it to court and win easy, but the thing is, it's the whole concept of oh man,
I have to go out of my way, probably call off of work now. Waste a whole bunch of my time,
because this goober, just when she said, hey, let's call it a day, you know what I mean? Broke
You know what? You're right. My fault. No. No, just just couldn't take the L. Chad just just couldn't just couldn't take the L right there.
Let me tell you.
Judge immediately dismissed the case. By the way, she posted an update on TikTok. No, I wouldn't stop there. You're gonna pay me 50 million dollars.
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This guy's car was involved in a hit-and-run. I got into an accident
Somebody did a hit-and-run
They left the scene
But then we checked the we checked the wreckage
We got this man's license plate
Now what?
You decided to hide his face after already checking out the property.
What is this goober doing?
What?
That's not a skit, that has to be a skit, that's too goofy not to be a skit, it has to be.
This guy walked in and started demanding money from everyone, but everyone just kind of ignored
Everybody get out! Get out of the money!
It's got the boxes! Get out of the money!
Get out!
Get out of the money!
That last little look around before just walking out!
Have you spoken, Bugette Scared, ever seen their owner function in a mirror?
You are not cut out for this, buddy. You better go put in that application at Walgreens, big doll.
You are not cut out for this life.
Go put in an application at Walgreens, man.
This guy tried to steal a bike right in front of a police station.
He didn't realize that someone was in the car.
Why are you letting them tear your car up before you say something?
Excuse you.
Ma'am, you let them completely tear the door handle off before you said something.
Insurance?
You right.
You know she could have got some extra money right there so you could have crapped her draws.
Yeah, see that's one of those situations you're saving a dump for.
As soon as that door comes open, I'm getting a meal.
A thief broke into the store and couldn't get out, so he had to wait for the police to save him.
I just joined what is this, dumbest criminals videos of the decade.
You'll never guess what this guy did after realizing that he was on camera.
He left and came back, but this time he was wearing it.
This guy is...
He thought he had a good excuse when looking at these packages.
I hate when people steal packages off somebody's front porch, but that infuriates me to no end.
when somebody steals packages off people's front porch bro it it actually
bro I swear it infuriates me man like dog it bro I'm with you PS I'm with you
yes I'm gonna both be rich your neighbors we go around every every template
make sure they just leave man you goober you're not home your neighbors or
This guy thought he did a pretty good job of breaking the security camera, so he walked
in later without a disguise thinking he wouldn't get caught.
The police were sitting there waiting for this guy, they just missed him.
See, that was a second ago.
Get out of here.
I just saw that one.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out of here.
Hold on.
I'm not wearing this package, Steve, and his getaway driver are friends anymore.
Does that hurt?
Does that- Yeah, beat her up, ma'am!
They tried tailgating the slow car that was in front of them.
Some burglars broke into a store, but this group of people trapped them until police
showed up. Most people, if they somehow escaped from prison, would probably try and disappear
for a while. Well, this woman had a different idea. She somehow escaped from a prison in
Canada and one of the first things she did was go to an escape room with her friends.
Hey, let me tell you though, if there was one person to bring to an escape room it would
probably be her because she just broke out of prison. She probably called her friends and said,
yo, you'll never believe what I just did. I just broke out of prison. You don't believe me. Let's
Let's go to an escape room so I can show y'all how good I am.
That is crazy.
These guys wanted to steal this package but saw that the neighbor had a doorbell camera.
So one of them stood in front to try and block the camera.
You know, sometimes you see a video so stupid that, like,
for a while maybe you forgot how stupid some people are,
and then you get a reminder of just how dumb some people are.
And it just once again just makes you lose all hope
in humanity again.
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life
right there.
Those dudes have a collective IQ of whatever the temperature in this room is.
70 degrees in here right now, with the air running.
So here in a minute it's going to be 69 degrees.
So we'll call it 69.
Unreal!
This game broke into a cell phone store, but got some karma while trying to leave.
They didn't realize that there was a doorbell camera right in front of them.
Oh, we saw this one before, didn't we?
I can't remember where we saw this, but we saw this somewhere.
Get away from the door.
He thought Pring spray paint over the camera would hide his identity.
Sir, you gotta shake the can first.
rookie mistake go back I didn't miss anything on this one I've seen this before
on the door I've seen this before he thought print spray paint over the
camera would hide his identity before it they didn't
Ow!
CLASSIC!
They didn't realize that there was a doorbell camera right in front of them.
They paint over the camera what had his identity.
Remember, chat!
Chat, remember, if you're ever gonna not break into somebody's house, of course, don't use spray paint for that.
But if you're ever gonna use the can of spray paint, make sure you shake that thing first, or else this will happen.
I'm going to start off.
Yo, that's low key ASMR though about the sort of unshooking spray paint can doorbell ring
camera ASMR YouTube channel I just unlocked a gold mine.
We saw this one too.
She tried a steel chain saw by putting it in her pants.
These guys tried to break into this house, but didn't realize that the owner had a big
scary dog.
I don't see no dog.
A police officer walked in at the same time this guy was robbing the store.
This guy robbed a store, but left behind his bag that had his ID in it, which made it pretty
easy to find him.
This guy was doing donuts in the street, and then immediately drove right towards a giant
group of police officers.
Yep, GG.
Wow.
Dude, Chad, I swear package V videos feel me was so much rain.
Oh my goodness, they made me so mad.
Camera recording.
I know you ain't gonna wait for th-
I was just joking.
You was just joking!
This car kept slowing down to try and get these people to crash into them.
They kept it up until the passenger went over and told them that they have a dash camera.
I have a dash camera.
Well, judging by the look of the car, it looks like they've done this a few times before.
These guys tried to steal an ATM, but all they managed to do was ruin their car.
This guy really thought he made the greatest mistake.
Man, there's another repeat!
Another repeat! Another repeat!
Set up an automatic sprinkler.
Smart, not gonna lie.
The police in Peru dressed up on Valentine's Day to get a suspect to come out of their house.
What?
She thought she had a secret admirer, but got arrested instead.
A burglar was inside of this car, so a forklift driver held him up in the air until police showed up.
That is the end of this video. Are we hope you enjoyed and I'll see you again later soon. Later
W videos again
W videos again, man
We're gonna have to get back on them animal videos tomorrow and them things are funny
with them animals.
Come on.
I like them animal videos.
I like them animal videos.
You already know what time it is though.
You already know what time it is though, don't you?
Huh?
Don't you?
Spooky time, buddy.
Hey, spooky time.
Yo, judge with a five.
Thank you, judge with a five.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joey with the five as well. Thank you, Joey with the five.
Get you a diaper, young bubba, because it is spooky time.
Case I have surgery in two hours, can I leave? No, you can't.
And you can't leave when they do it either. You make sure they roll a TV in that room.
No, you may not leave. But thank you for asking. Yo, Ant with the 5W, Ant with the 5, and Fallen with the 5, thank you. Lock in, chat, it's spooky time. Another granny light came out too. Oh, yeah.
It is that time, Chad.
I fear that it is that time.
Why sound like that?
Here we go.
Gets you a diaper, young old Chad.
Spooky time.
Polo with fire.
Let's go!
Spooky time!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Yeah, yeah, it's about that time, bubba, the time when a spooky is upon us.
Hey, the time of the spooky is upon us.
Do you understand?
Good.
This is a granny-like, and you know granny-likes are usually
liked.
I like a granny-like.
And this is indeed a granny-like.
name of this game is escape the house so I'm assuming whatever is going on inside that house
is not good which is why we need to escape from it type one if you're locked in let's go
Oh, buddy, old pal, let's get it.
That's some goat action, that's some goat action right there.
That's what a goat sound like, chat.
Sounds like case.
Oh, did you just call me to go?
Thank you.
Can you please give me a small favor
to scroll back in my chat logs to August 5th, 2025
and look what I said?
Big dog, what?
August 5th, 2000, bro, what is this?
This Goober sent a thousand bits and said, I've been waiting a whole year to send this.
Can you do a small favor?
Scroll back to my chat logs to August 5th, 2025 and look what I said.
I go back to August 5th, 2025.
Hello, Kase, I'm gonna donate a thousand bits
on August 5th, 2026.
On that day, I'm gonna ask you to read my chat logs
and you'll see that I predicted the future perfectly.
Right now, you're playing Elle's Tales chairbound.
Was that really how long ago I played that game?
Hey, W commitment to the bit, not gonna lie.
Hey, W commitment to the bit right there.
I could have straight cooked them though and just not done it.
You happy birthday Simon, thank you, happy birthday Simon, Jack Hill Simon, happy birthday.
That is actually crazy.
That's crazy commitment.
All right, lock in.
Escape the house.
Wait, it actually says Granny.
We'll see you in court.
I'll do normal mode.
Yeah, we'll do normal.
Day one.
Chat, wait, this actually just straight up is like Granny.
Oh, Lord have.
Why is the audio poppin'?
Why is it doing that?
Hold up, no, that's like, that's bad, bad.
Can I restart?
Is that a glitch?
That is like bad bad. Is that a glitch? Let me see if restarting it works.
Hold on I'm restarting. Oh my goodness it was a glitch it's not doing it now.
That's crazy. Wait that's actually crazy it's just straight up not doing it now.
you love to see it let's go escape the house granny don't went crazy child she
don't went crazy no granny I just no granny I just want to leave
Oh, that just a move on.
It is so dark in Granny's house, oh my goodness.
Granny, this isn't you, Granny.
Granny, why are you twinking like that?
You know what would work.
We good.
We good too.
How did she hear that?
We are cooked Granny straight tripping
Why is she talking no more granny granny
the garage? Wait, is there a car escape? Let me find out. Oh my goodness, we'll see in
court. Case on booty flakes with the five. Thank you.
So sprinting makes too much noise, got it.
I'm kind of afraid to see her.
Granny, why are you being like this?
Granny, I just want to come out of my room for a little bit.
I've been in there all day.
Why are you locking me in there, grand, grand?
I can't open that chat I'm scared right now I'm not going to lock I'm scared
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Chad, I'm scared, look, she lived out in the middle of a wood skis.
Okay, so booty flakes for another TN, thank you.
You don't actually is a car escape.
Yo, there's a hidden path, but you think I can do it without making noise?
Can I hide under the bed?
You cannot hide under the bed.
Let's bring these tires down there.
This part can be installed on the car.
Okay, bed.
Where Granny at?
I don't know and I'm glad I haven't seen her yet.
How long has she been down there?
K-So Booty Flakes, what another TN, thank you.
Grandethee?
Will she move when I drop this?
No, Granny, no!
I can't go under there.
Granny's house has three floors.
Why does she have so much motion?
Bro, what?
She got motion.
She needs to throw some lights on in here.
Another car parked.
Move this.
Clean, clean.
Granny, I'm tired of you being mean to me.
I'm escaping.
What is that in the corner?
Is that a scarecrow flashbacks from that game last night?
Why is there a coffin in here?
Chat, what does grand, grand god go and own?
We are so cooked.
Let me bring this down there.
There's another tire right here.
Chad, I'm scared!
So I'd want if you're scared.
Oh, okay, uh, Jack, Granny's a serial killer confirmed.
Granny, stop, Granny, stop!
What is that?
Shh, I'm locked in.
Shh, I'm locked.
10, I'm locked.
Granithy!
This item's needed for the main door?
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Thank you.
I haven't seen the main door,
But uh, I'll keep that in mind.
This is chat, this is uh, this is granny, free granny games granny right here. This is more.
I can't see nothing in this house.
Okay, where am I? Okay, I'm back here. We know where all four of the tires are.
Come on!
Why is she camping the stairs?
Okay, so booty flakes with another 25 gifted WK so booty flakes with another 25 gifted
Thank you
You- Wait, is the game just glitched?
She never moves from here.
Excuse me, Granny.
Game of the year.
Granny's past her prime chat.
Okay, let's just, Granny's past her prime.
It's okay, you know what I mean.
She fell off a little bit, but it's all right.
Chad, she fell off a little bit, but it's okay.
You know what, Chad, she's sleeping.
Dude, can it stop doing that every time I see her?
Chad, she's sleepwalking.
Chad, act scared, man.
Act like she's terrifying.
No, Granny, no!
See. Wait, did I have all four of the tires? Wait. Chad, didn't I see a fourth tire somewhere?
Is it downstairs?
Third floor?
I passed it.
That isn't on this floor right here, I can't remember.
Is it here?
I cannot remember where that other tire went.
Oh, it's right there on the table.
Wait, there were some bolt cutters there too.
I wouldn't want them...
Bolt cutters go too.
Hey, Granny.
Excuse me, I'm just escaping.
Excuse me, Granny.
One more tire.
Hey, Granny.
Ah! Ah!
Granny fell off. Hey, she had some good years.
I wonder what these are.
I do wonder what these bolt cut out of main door, okay, to drop these right here.
Somebody said bro died to bolt cutters instead of gringos.
Granny you fell off!
What is going on?
Granny fell off!
Granny fell off!
Okay, Granny, I'm gonna go put this tire on, okay?
Excuse me, Granny.
It's like that scene from Lightning McQueen, where he was like the goat for so long, and
then he fell off.
Kind of sad.
Okay, let's put some gas in this thing.
Can I leave now?
Maybe I need a car key.
Hey, Granny.
Excuse me, Granny.
Hey, Chad, look, nobody's prime can last forever, okay?
Cut her some slack here.
She was at the top of her game for years.
Oh, that's the main door.
Wait a minute.
Wait, what all do I need for the main door?
need. Wait, I have two of the items for the main door. If I could find the third
one main door is the move, huh? You Alexander with the five. Thank you.
Because we know what a bolt cutters are and we know where the that little thing
for the other thing is.
Granithy, where did you keep the front door key?
Granithy, y'all!
Granithy!
Don't make me say the full government name, Grand Grand!
Oh, this is for the car, too.
Hold up, let's open these doors real quick.
You can.
That's awkward.
Just do car at this point.
You think I should do car at this point, chat?
I mean, we have a lot of car parts.
I don't know what else we need for the car.
But we do indeed have a lot of car parts.
Wait, how do I get up here?
I'm tripping.
Am I tripping?
How do I get up here?
I'm in the drop-through at Burger King.
Cannot believe you're gonna wop a joint without your ring.
Okay, we have this.
Let me double check if they make sure
they're nothing I forgot.
Okay, I don't see nothing.
Uh-huh.
Right, what is it?
Oh, I don't remember.
Granithy Gloria Garnad, you need to quit it.
Oh, that's a eye.
I see.
It's nothing, Granny.
Somebody's leg is in here.
Okay, I don't see anything else I need for the car.
What are the odds I put the battery on this thing that we can just leave?
Let me double check before I bring the battery down there.
down there. I don't think there's anything else I haven't explored yet.
Yeah, let's just take the uh, the battery down there and see what happens.
Let's see. Is the game undone? Nah, she just, she just ain't what she used to be.
Okay, relax. Don't disrespect her like that.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Say it with me. Say it with me.
Say it. You ready? I'm about to say it.
Chad, I'm about to say it.
I'm about to say it.
Game of the year.
Get you a fresh dive beyond though.
Cause it's spooky time again.
Yeah.
Get you a fresh dapio!
Ooh, this look good.
Hold up!
Name of this game is...
Hey, pay attention.
I'm about to tell you the name of the game.
Okay?
lost. Lost in transit. Hey, lost in transit. Y'all wonder what happened to that thing.
Y'all ordered what never showed up. You're about to find out why. Is there settings? Oh,
That's cute. Look at that, Chad. That's cute.
What is that resolution? You done lost your mind.
Whoa, that made it look worse.
We did it.
Pre-fire that sensitivity.
Y'all know the drill.
Lock in.
Lost in transit.
Another night of work.
good to remiss you with the fire I need to go to the post office
the city's beautiful at night
We're gonna turn that down a little bit.
That's better.
Oh, wow, the sensitivity is not refired enough.
Perfect.
Lock in, chat.
We gotta go to the post office.
We gotta go to work.
I see the post office over there.
I'm Jay walking.
I'm bad.
Look, I'm Jay walking.
Yeah.
Look at me.
I'm bad.
Yeah.
I'm Jay walking.
Ain't gonna do nothing about it.
Yeah.
Yep.
Jay walking.
We at work.
We at work, dark as always, where did I put my phone?
Press T to take out your phone, press F to turn on the flashlight, there it is, now the
lights.
What is this? Employees are not allowed to open customer parcels under any circumstances.
I never done that. I wouldn't do that. I'm kind of glad I didn't come on. What is
this? Remember to double check labels before sending parcels last week's mistake caused
enough trouble already. That wasn't me, was it? That was my co-worker? I'm assuming that was my
co-worker, Jack, because I'm a good employee. Where is the light switch? There it is. Okay,
that's not bad. Get changed in the office. I'm about to get butt naked up in here. Storage room?
What's the storage room look like? Okay, look pretty, uh, not too scary. All right, let's go get
changed into our work uniform chat work
okay it's kind of it's kind of a vibe in here I'm not gonna lie where's my
work uniform and bathroom okay what's this out of soap since Tuesday reported
it's still waiting see chat y'all ordered in packets somebody do to get
wash their hands and then handled your package. Yup. Went straight to your house too. I was working here. I saw it.
Yup.
Alright, is this the check? No, this is just straight up the bathroom. Where do I get changed at? Oh, there's some clothes right there.
go to the warehouse and take a package wait I didn't clock in hold up now am I
getting paid for this call drop
Hey, can I have a long day at work, bro?
I gotta do something to get through.
Won't you let me live?
All right, whose package am I getting here?
Here we go, here's one.
Way the package on the scale, eight kilograms, that comes out to, I'm not looking at chat,
I can do the math myself.
kilograms comes out to about
I want to say about like 12 pounds
Oh, 17 pounds. Okay. Place it on the examination table. Check the data on the computer and
decide what to do with the package. From Harry Stones, 1419 Linden Street, Docks, to Jason
Thomas, 525 Roman Avenue, doxxed, okay.
Make sure all that's right.
Let's go check the data on the PC real quick
cause I'm trying to get fired.
Oh, instructions, thank you so much.
Let me read these instructions, Chad.
Work guide, weighing scale.
Put the package on the scale.
Remember the weight and confront it with a,
the declared one, confront.
Hold on, I'm non-confrontational, man.
I ain't trying to find nobody.
Um, measurement.
Measure the package and confront it with declared...
There's too much confrontation in this job.
You got me messed up.
Database PC.
Packages.exe, control the packages database to see if your package is registered.
Postal.
Control the registered postal codes to see if the one on your package is valid.
Cinder control the registered senders decide what to do with it
Okay, I do that do not open the packages
No, I'm curious
All right
Packages
two. Two. Who was this one? Two.
Jason Thompson, right? Let me go double check that real quick.
Yeah, it's the first one. Oh, let me do it. I'm trying to get out of that. It's the first one on the list. Why? Why's my mouse right there? Hello?
game game. Game game book.
Jason Thompson, this is it.
Okay, I thought I had to click on that, maybe not.
Bro, what y'all talking about some bits
or any even no bits, bro?
Oh!
You literally ain't no bitch.
Your happy birthday, Zara?
What's going on?
In case I read my bitch with the fight.
Chad, I don't see no 5,000 bits, where?
I don't know what you're saying.
Bro, you're just be saying stuff.
Check.
Bro, did I miss 5000 bits?
I told y'all, y'all gotta pin them things, bro.
Keep trying to tear y'all.
Y'all see them.
I don't see them, no wall.
Not GG.
No, you got prank.
Mod said I don't see them either.
Hey, hey y'all y'all a I swear
Do it again do it again. I'll ban everybody in here think I'm playing I'll ban and I'll ban everybody
Even somebody that never typed I'm banning you too
you.
Why?
Client with the five, thank you.
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I used to work as an Amazon delivery driver and my
routes never had access to public bathrooms, so I had to pee in bottles in the back of
the truck with all the packages and it would sometimes miss the bottle.
Buddy, you could not have brazen bold that information onto me.
I fell asleep at my desk!
Good job, Chad! Look what you did!
Yes, it was y'all, because I'm over here on a wild goose chase looking for bits that didn't exist.
This way, I only got no job, because as soon as I get a job, y'all ruin it for me.
Good job, Chad.
Y'all happy?
Y'all got me fired.
Y'all happy? Y'all got me fired. I don't even deserve that.
All right, let me let me let me let me try this again. I
get fired this time.
Package.
Let me weigh the package.
Eight kilograms, which is about how much I weigh as a
person.
All right. Is it the same package? Yes, this is the same package to Jason Thompson. Postal
code blank blank 042 eight kilograms. Okay, bgh 9021 packages. That's it right there.
Okay, postal, intertext.
What am I, what am I answering here?
I don't mean to do that.
Postal control the registered postal codes
to see if one of the packages is valid.
Postal code, chat, I ain't here for this y'all.
Postal code, chat, oh, oh, that curse number's the code.
I got it, I got it, type it, they gon' make me type that.
Yo girl gone postal with the 5W,
girl gone postal with the 5W.
Oh, that pains me to type it.
Search.
It is registered.
Cinder.
Control the registered cinder's accounts
to see if your package cinder is valid.
Let me go make sure of that real quick.
Cinder.
Chat, do I type hairy stones in for that?
I'm going to hairy stones here we stones search that registered okay so that
means this is good to go after controlling everything decide how to
sort it internal zone or international zone or anomaly zone
So, so, so, internal zone.
Okay.
Internal zone.
I'm not going to do it place it on the correct shelf wait how to wait they're not they're
not they're not labeled. Wait, help me. Oh, this one goes on a where the package go?
There it is. This goes on a right. Hey,
what am I doing?
I'm measuring the package. Just sort it, just sort it, just sort it, just sort it.
I'll take an F. Next!
Boss call GG.
Boss call their security cams, actually GG.
Mr. Goober's Mr. Norman.
Jack, I wonder if your name is Norman.
Hey, you've already arrived on time?
Sir, I haven't been at work. I haven't got a package sorted. Where am I raised at?
What a special day.
Everything's going alright in there?
I'll just tell him aside, because I'm trying to keep this job.
Good. Keep it that way. Call me if anything comes up.
Anyway, just lock up properly when you're done.
Oh, one more thing, don't go open in packages
that aren't yours to open.
Customers complain, then paperwork happen.
Nobody likes paperwork.
Chat, I'm opening up the next package.
Yo, strapped with the TNW, strapped with the TN thank you,
strapped W, strapped with the TN thank you.
Chat, should I open up the next package?
We can reseal it and make it look like nobody's even opened it. You know what I mean y'all down for that. I'm low-key down for that
I'm curious
Oh
Where's my coffee at, there it is.
Drink that.
Bring it to my desk.
Wait, I thought this was the boss's office.
Chad, I got motion.
What?
How do I drink the coffee?
beautiful. Case, you're awesome. Yeah, you're banned. You're talking down to me, Buster.
What you mean you're awesome. You talking down to me, buddy? That sounded pretty disrespectful.
Way to package first. I'm going to take a guess on this one. Check this one's going
weigh 12 kilograms. Seven kilograms. That's less than what I weigh. Bear. I'm opening
there. Chat on everything I love. I'm opening that right there. Don't play with me.
Carl Jackson. Remember that. Carl Jackson. Y'all think it's a bomb?
To Carl Jackson.
Wait. To Marvin Harris. Wait. Let me go back. Hold on. Get out of that.
Let me out of there.
Let me out of there, all right.
Two Marvin Harris, GVI 111990810, check.
Wait, the wait's wrong.
The wait's wrong.
Should I open it? Am I going to blow up if I open this?
Yo killer with the five. W killer with the five. Thank you.
I'm opening it.
Old device, a small mechanical device with a worn out motor. The constant ticking was
probably caused by this. Okay, let's put this in the anomaly section because it had an anomaly.
This goes in C. It needs to go to what? A proper zone. Excuse me, Buster. If there's an anomaly with it.
I'm a simpleton. Okay, I'm back. We're good. Who calling now?
Shhh. Shhh. Boss call. Hi, yes, sorry. I know it's late. I've been tracking this package
for four days and I just stopped some and it just stopped somewhere. The tracking
code is TRK 4477. Could you please check? It's important.
Ma'am. Ma'am, I just work at the office. I ain't driving the truck.
Take a picture. That's a remember that.
Alright, I'm banned at everybody typing bids. I've had enough of y'all.
Y'all mod, pack, pack, pack them up, pack them up, pack them up, pack them up.
Actually, pack them up, pack them up. Y'all done lost y'all's mind.
I gave y'all a war to pack them up.
I'm sorry too late, I'm doing you manually.
Pause.
God, leave, man.
The gate, don't warn just.
Hey, case of reason, reason why one year subscriber
anniversary night, really appreciate how much you may be laughter
in difficult times in college.
Now graduate.
I'll start a new job.
That's I hate to hear that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hate to hear that.
We lost another one.
I'm sorry.
I hate to hear it.
I hope to catch your streams as much as I can.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what you mean?
Wait, whoa, whoa, what you mean?
Whoa, just because you got a job on me,
you can't catch the stream no more.
But congratulations, though, accidentally.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Hey, case, I'm a high school geometry teacher.
Cap!
And my students scored above the state average
on their geometry test for huge fans.
I promise to try to give you a shout out.
Can you shout out Mrs. M's Geometry Class?
Yo, shout out Mrs. M's Geometry Class.
Congratulations on y'all's testes.
I got a drink.
Oh my goodness, I got a drink some coffee again.
Lord have mercy.
I ain't got my cup.
Oh, it's a multi-drink cup.
Let me go search this up for this lady real quick.
Hold on.
TRK.
TRK.
Wait, what?
T. R. K. Dash 4477.
Ma'am, I can't find your package. It's gone.
Can I just take a screen show?
What just happened? Maria with the fire, thank you.
Ma'am, I don't know where I was supposed to, I'm just gonna lie to her until
package is still on the way ma'am ah yes I found that it's just late great I
was starting to worry you're good thank you very much
don't need that no more
like hey look man you know what I mean I'm sorry but that had to be done I'm
I'm busy. Five kilograms. Let's see what this one's talking about. This one's to Abigail
Robertson. Strawberry Street. Yeah, I gotta move right there. Not on line. You're gonna
catch me dead living on Strawberry Street. Abigail Robertson. It's like this in. Abigail
Robertson code PWV 2133 PWV Lord have mercy. How do I get out the PC?
Lord PWV 2133 postal code 37544 okay 37544 postal. I'm just gonna assume that
that was right. Forget this job. I quit 37544. It does not exist. Let me go double check
that I type that right. Okay, I'm opening this package to yo sniper with the T and W
sniper with the T and thank you. Appreciate that sniper W sniper. I appreciate it.
Chat, I'm opening this.
It's getting opened.
Vinyl records.
They don't work anymore.
Okay, I'm taking this to the anomaly section, got it.
Next.
Oh, this one's 12 kilograms, live!
Arthur Williamson from Mary Lincoln.
Chad, is that a red dead redemption two reference?
That has to be.
Mary Lincoln, Arthur Morgan, gots to be.
Okay, Arthur Williamson, 15 to 15.
Okay. Arthur Williamson.
15250. Okay. Postal. Let me go make sure the postal thing is right here. Oh, 15250. My bad.
Wait, hold up. I'm about to pass out again.
Hold up.
15 to,
15 to 50.
It's registered.
Let me go take a sip of that coffee.
Yummy.
Okay.
sender from Mary Chat.
Mary Lincoln.
Is that how you spell Lincoln?
I hope so.
That's registered.
It's good to go.
We're sending this one to the regular bin,
whether they make sure where it goes real quick.
Whose type of was that on?
Who was that on?
By I'm going, do I have your permission?
No, but thanks for asking. I appreciate it.
I'm just going to take this to the regular pile, right? Y'all cool with that?
It says it weighs 12 kilograms, so that's good.
Maybe I should open it that was some order I can finally go back home. I should get changed and turn off the lights
Get butt naked again, I can't I came into work but naked today
All right, I don't think I made any mistakes there
Let's get out of here
Y'all think I made any mistakes?
No! I ain't made no mistakes!
Who is this Uber?
I
Sorry didn't mean to scare you you look like you were somewhere else entirely
Yeah, long night
Yeah, I figured the night ship does that to everyone you need to rest properly
My cousin did nights for I can't hear you over the rain man. I'm sorry
Not like hallucinating just things you wouldn't notice during the day.
Be careful, you don't look like someone who should be walking home alone at this hour.
What you talking about?
I'm talking!
I'm going to bed by case so you ain't going nowhere!
I'll buy it.
I'm trying to turn the flashlight on.
Hey, I don't know what y'all doing here, but I'm gonna go get some water, and I'm gonna
with these messages? Tell them about I'm going to bed. Big dog. Y'all are walking a fine line here.
Y'all are walking a fine line here, talking about y'all going to bed. Big dog, you ain't going nowhere.
Okay? You ain't going nowhere.
What did you say, Myla Goose?
Just got out of my 10 minute timing ban for spamming LMAO.
Oh, you're going right back in.
You was doing it.
You have another 10, Myla.
You thought you was going to come out of here and brag about it.
I see you in another 10.
You don't lost your mind.
I think you're going to come out laughing.
We'll see you in another 10.
and you didn't learn your lesson.
You didn't learn your lesson, Mila.
Look, look.
See how, look at it, look at it.
She thought, hold up.
Look, she thought she was slick, look at this.
Look, I can't find it.
Oh, yeah, there we go. Hold up.
Look at this.
Never mind, I can't pull it up now, Gigi.
She thought she was slick, though. We'll see you in another 10-year.
Oh, I can do this, though.
I'm untimely, I'm untimelying you out real quick, just so we can cook you further.
No, I can't, I can't pin the mess, I thought I, man.
Man, never mind, that was going to be funny too.
I'll shoot a set on back again. Pin that.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
just got out of my 10 minute chat ban from spamming LMAFO and then you said it
twice that's like you killed somebody got thrown in jail and they let you out
and you immediately started bragging on it well guess what Milo we'll see in
another ten okay think about what you've done
Okay, Milo, have another 10.
Have another one.
She's got 999 plus messages in three days.
Wait, I didn't even peep that.
I didn't even peep that.
Hold on.
look at this yo you actually yo yo you actually think I'm playing I got banned
for no reason check my message or I didn't do anything and you were literally
the exact reason and now you come out here and you do it again
deuces cuh you done lost your mind hey you done lost your mind up in here hey
Hey, you don't lost your mind.
Deserved you that?
Yeah, that wasn't deserved one right there.
Yeah, that wasn't deserved one right there.
Hold on.
Banning stream?
Oh, no.
You weren't here for the great Minecraft fiasco of 2024.
You can't ask any you can't ask anybody what happened because they're all gone
still
there's nobody left to tell you what happened they're all still gone all of
them are still gone
what happened? What happened in the great minecraft fiasco of 2024? Oh, man. Oh, man.
So I was playing Minecraft at the end of every stream. And I was playing Shilla's art, the
bath house remake great horror game. There was a butt naked dude in that game, too.
I was like three hours in the stream. And this has been going on for 30 minutes. I was like ignoring her.
I'm like, no, I'm getting fed up with it. Because people were spamming Minecraft emojis and play Minecraft.
And I said, hey, y'all need to chill.
I'm still gonna play it after this game is over.
They didn't chill.
I legitimately that night, they kept doing it.
I legitimately that night banned, I think it was like 10,000 people.
I think we banned 10,000 people that night.
I think it was probably 10,000 people.
No exaggerations had to be about 10,000 people. I'm talking 10,000 lives. Just they go on I
Swear they're still gone to this day. That was like two and a half years ago
Chat type one if you was there y'all y'all remember
The ones that was there remember bro. It was back day and it was you know what it was deserved
It was deserved to oh
Oh my goodness, it was so deserved.
Oh my goodness, it was, oh my goodness.
My brother was one of them.
Hey, tell him I said, what's up?
Hey, tell him I said, what's up big dog?
Yep.
One, they were annoying.
No, it was bad.
It was actually, it was so bad.
It was, you should have seen it.
I think I remember pulling it up
And you could just see lines of people. Matter of fact.
Yeah, the Minecraft massacre of 24. Yeah, it was the Minecraft massacre of 2024.
Yep.
What if I told you, this night is the one night a year, single people can have sex.
What?
You just want to stick your fingers in someone.
What do you want to do with your things?
Yeah!
What do you want to do with your things?
YOOOOOO!
One night only, we did it.
We are looking for just anybody to join the space force.
We're calling on all late night coders,
early morning gamers,
self-proclaimed space apes,
stargazing science junkies,
tireless tur-
August 12th, 2024.
they might have cut it out I think they cut it out that's such a shame I think
they cut it out that's such a shame yeah it was here though
I'm not installing it never touch it again.
Wait what?
If the game crashes now I'm uninstalling it never touch it again.
Oh never mind I thought I was talking about Minecraft there.
Why is this the most replaying?
It's all right, so it's it's it's it's it's gone great a great game to actually great game
actually great game too
that was a really good game you just had to be there
You just had to beat Airman, godly.
You just had to beat Airman, I swear dude.
It was so crazy.
We need another Chilizar game.
Bro you ain't lying.
Chilazar is like fears the fathom they might never release a game Chilazar it never misses didn't they have like one miss Chad I can't remember.
Oh, I don't even remember.
I want another one bad.
You want another what bad?
Caso's left cheek 2211.
Another mass band.
We can put you first in line.
Is that what you want?
What happened? I explained it a minute ago. It was the Minecraft massacre of August.
It was the Minecraft massacre of August 2024. It was. And you know what, Chad? It had to
be done. All right, one more one more spooking in a stanky
sure as time you already know what time it is. Always ban
threats LMAO. Hey, you better not have been here on August
12, 2024. Buddy, let me tell you. Buddy, let me tell you. It
It wasn't threats then.
It was a mass banning.
Case, can you do another band spree?
Yeah, I can.
If y'all want that, name of this game is A Bad Stay.
Y'all want another band spree?
I have to say the word, but y'all start clicking names.
No, I see y'all scary. Y'all scary. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, let's do a band spree. And
then I actually turn the, and then I actually turn the page on. Now y'all saying, no, no,
don't do it y'all scary y'all scary
call drop whoa whoa whoa you're cooked no I already got banned last time you got
timed out what'd you do
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
What'd you do?
Yep.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I should do it again.
Oh my goodness, I swear I should do it again.
Oh my goodness, I should do it again.
Oh man, I should all.
Oh man, I should all, dude, I should do it again.
It wasn't your fault, huh?
It worked out, it worked out a fault.
I seen it.
I seen it.
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
Gabriella with the five, thank you.
Sub with the five.
Yeah, you're lucky it ain't August 12th, August, yeah.
You're lucky it's not August 12th, 2024.
Yo ninja with the 25 gifted, W ninja with the 25 gifted.
Lock in, chat is spooky time again.
A bad stay, not a good stay, a bad one.
Got it?
What am I? What am I saying to that?
There it go.
There was no menu music.
A bad stay. Pre-fire that sensitivity.
Oh my goodness, that is the craziest mouse sensitivity I've ever seen in my life.
Look how much I'm moving my mouse.
Sub with another 10, thank you.
Oh man, we're going all the way bottom.
And it's still.
I wonder what it is maxed out on here.
a bad stay huh a bad stay this don't look too bad I should get checked in okay am I
I have a floating pill.
Is this the check-in desk?
Guess the receptionist is out.
Am I just taking the key?
All right, I mean, I appreciate it.
I guess I'll check myself in.
Mott.
All right, room number 12.
I'm assuming it's upstairs.
CN, okay, it's the room on the end down here, got it.
Hey, I don't know why the name of the game is a bad state.
I'm kind of messing with this a little bit.
I like the layout.
What's this?
So pause is to reflect.
To reflect is to change your life.
to change your life is to change reality.
There is something wrong with these tapes.
Oh, okay.
I'm not sure what that means.
This tape says help on it.
I see why the name of the game is a bad stain now.
Oh, I had to hit play.
I like the liminal vibes.
Oh, that was me a minute ago.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, I did it.
Now what?
I paused.
Wow, that's a vibe out here, wow.
Okay, there was a key here on that tape, but I pause when they told me to.
It's on its own.
Hello?
Should I rewind it you think and pause when the key's there?
Oh, yo, villain with the file villain with the file. Thank you
I'm rewinding it Jack. I'm gonna wind it back to when the key was on the ground. I'm gonna go see if there's a key out there
I'm locked
Hold up
They call me smart man.
chat. chat. They call me smart man.
Who does everybody in here right now does?
blank key. I bet that goes to that room in in in uh in what's it called?
even opens the door is gone. So now we got to play it until that door is there. Oh my
goodness, they call me smart man.
Pulse. Oh my goodness, Chad. Look at this, dude. Another cassette or VHS, I mean, not cassette.
That's the construction of the Empire State Building.
Paws!
No, go back.
Paws.
I bet there's a ladder out back right now.
Actually, hold on, let me watch the rest of this.
Pause. I bet there's a ladder out back right now. Actually hold on let me watch the rest of the tape to make sure I don't miss nothing.
What?
Man I hope that's not a butt naked dude on the roof. Please don't be that.
Man, anything but that. Please, no, not that.
There's no ladder.
What a ladder app!
And it stops there. Do I maybe go now?
No!
Where the ladder at?
Dog house what dog house?
Yeah, we're gonna dog dog
It's kind of creep ski out here
Don't make me pull another August 12th, 2024 moment, Chad.
Y'all better tell me where my ladder is.
Paul!
No, Paul!
This game's making me think a little bit.
I'm good at that, though.
They call me...
Smart Man.
I don't see nothing up here that was censored.
Matter of fact, I don't see anything up here at all.
Oh, there's a crowbar.
Somebody stealin' my car!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Somebody stow my-
Guys, I missed it.
Was there a butt naked dude on the roof?
Unfortunately, no.
But, you know, that's fine.
There's multiple tapes in here.
What is that, my mouse, little fish?
Difficult to be sure.
But then this monster does have another giant, flashing lure much closer to its mouth, because
they use their laws in much the same way as fly fishermen use their...
Do I need to go out front?
one of the best nature documentaries ever. Wait, was that what was that? Let me watch
a second tape let it play it did it pause on the song we play the second
Let's take chat, hold up.
I can't see nothing.
What?
Oh, POV, you're a rat.
Where's this hat though?
Okay.
Right there.
Let's go back on the, what's that noise?
Let's go back on the roof.
Now there should be a key.
Oh my goodness, Chad, look at it.
It's right there.
Huh?
I'm not a rat though, Chad.
How do I get up there?
Please!
Oh, there we go.
This is gonna go to the box in our room.
Knock, knock, knock.
Yeah?
Okay.
That chair was not knocked over before.
Wait, my entire room has been messed up.
Another tape.
Yes, sir.
Not going by that was creepy.
What?
Oh, thank you.
It's broken now, though.
Do I got to go out back to my shack?
Yeah, that's kind of creepy how it's like censored out and makes you wonder what it
is.
Your soldiers still have chances of putting they could do.
Rotate.
I fear I can't tell where you are, but I'll try to find that.
Ha!
Ha!
Maybe it's over here.
Not there, maybe it's on the other side.
Maybe I should have paused it sooner.
Oh my goodness, there it is.
Okay!
Okay!
Yes?
what's bro playing game of the year actually this is really good
What's that?
What's that?
Wait, maybe room 13's back in here because it ends on room 12.
What's that, dude?
Wait, where room 13 at?
I'm not gonna tell you.
Chab room 13 doesn't exist though, right?
Oh, maybe I need to watch this tape before I go look.
It's gonna tell me where it is.
Yo, this game is actually good. No joke, W. Gang.
Thank you.
flicker GG so did they add they did add an extra room chat look is down there at
the end
well how do I get the key out
wait I have the key
Wait, I have the key.
Oh, it's Q mod, whoever said that right now, mod him.
Oh, hey, that's rude.
You finally come to take my place.
I did not.
There must always be someone in Route 13.
It might come for you someday.
Now I'll be turning off your TV.
Goodbye.
No!
Game of the year, that was actually really good.
We found the room that doesn't exist.
That actually, what, no joke was a good game.
I actually really liked that one.
Say it with me, Chad.
Game of the year, bubba.
Hey, say it with me.
Game of the year.
Yep.
Appreciate that strap.
Thank you.
No, you may not, Fizzle.
Thank you.
Come on, can't you go to sleep?
Nope.
You already know what time it is.
Time to make us some money, Chad.
Hey.
Time to make us some money.
Time for another episode of the Stankish Shores, baby!
Lock it!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Look here.
Look here. If you were not here last episode, a couple things happened. First off, Stanky
shores is officially a one and a half star establishment. I know we're making
crazy upgrades out here. One and a half stars. The Stanky shores is number two.
We sold our soul to the mafia for $750 yesterday. Don't ask. Don't ask. It
was a it was a peer pressure moment. So yeah, the mafia wasn't here
yesterday. We sold our soul to the mafia for $750. Yo appreciate
that squid W squid. Thank you.
Hey, case of this one, let you know the PayPal went through and I
left the five star review you asked me to leave easiest $100
ever. Thanks again.
I told you I don't
What is this high case?
There's another easter egg.
Go where the research table is and jump on the bush right over the railing.
Run along the bush until you get to the first two way and then go right.
the book. What? Anyway, also, if you were not here yesterday, young Phantom with the five,
we expanded. So now we got to clean this up. Now the place can officially be a water park.
I just, oh my goodness, the BBL is still there. Lord have mercy. Somebody set up an Easter
egg first two way and then go right
what is that is that it
What is it?
Oh lord, oh lord.
You don't got me stuck over here.
Oh no.
Chat, what?
You don't got me over here.
There's no way that's Dakota.
Wait, there's actually no way that's Dakota.
There's actually no.
No, it can't be.
How do I get over there?
Oh my God.
There's no what how do I get over there?
Go right, keep following the bush, hugging the brick fence.
Jump off where you see the do not enter signs.
I think I went the wrong way.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Instructions unclear.
I'm cooked.
Was that actually Dakota's grave?
I want to see that now.
Bro, hold up.
I don't know how to though, Chad.
Oh that did nothing.
Wait a minute though.
That's not solid.
Okay let's get back to work.
You can interact with it?
No way.
How do I get over there?
BLEE!
We...
I ain't got no draws on it. What was that?
Whoa! Whoa, somebody clipped that rootway.
Wait, somebody...
Get nothing. Wait a minute, though.
How are they? Believe!
I thought I saw some straight blood cheek action.
Is there actually any way to get on to that grave there?
other one I'm talking about to the city world but you're on the beach so it won't show.
If that's the actually Dakota's grave that's crazy.
Alright we gotta get some work in.
Alright we gotta get some work in lock in so yeah look.
Sorry about that.
Alright Chast so again if you were not here last episode we did some crazy expanding here.
So now we got to clear all this out and make this place into an actual park.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Let me go get the sludge hammer real quick.
Oh.
Chat, we actually got some room now.
No joke.
We actually got some room.
You expanded again?
Yes.
This was the first expansion of Stanky Shores, which is a beautiful moment because people
thought that we were never going to be anything at Stanky Shores. Obviously, we proved them
wrong, didn't we, Chad? Yes, we did. All right, let me tear all this stuff down. Y'all already
know the drill. Shall I leave the trees? I'm leaving for now. Is Dakota the lady that fell
in the pool? Hey, you're asking too many questions now. Hey, don't ask questions. You don't want
to know the answer to. Okay, relax. Hey, don't ask questions. You don't want to know the
answer to. Okay, hold up. Clean check. This is going to be so good. They give us a surprising
amount of room on the first expansion, by the way. Yo, red jacket with the five. Thank
you did she fall or did you push her in? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'd go here not gonna lie vibes thank you it is a vibe in here once all this
trash is cleared out just watch it's gonna be tough
Dakota was my aunt, Cap.
Dakota was never real.
Okay, y'all didn't know the true story behind Dakota?
I was repairing a pool and there was a giant sign that said, out of order, do not use,
and she jumped into an empty pool and died.
It was not my fault.
There is footage of it.
Jack, there's footage of it. That's actually what happened.
Recap I just joined. We're currently on our first expansion of the Stanky Shores.
Well, coming together pretty nice here. Chat, no jokes. Should we keep these trees right
here for now? I think they add to the ambience. I think I want to leave them. Until we need
more room, of course, and then we'll cross that bridge when we get there. All right.
claim I wish I could prepare these can't I wait let me just no let's save some
money though there we go we're almost done with all the destroying then we got
to mop some stuff there we go beautiful do you remember committing murder and
broad daylight. No, that never happened either. Perfect. Now let's mop everything.
That's crazy. They actually patched the ability to spam click them up. They
pass that.
There we go. Chat. This is already looking clean. Hold up, buddy.
the electric pool incident I don't remember that one either
wait that's doodoo
Okay, I I'm not gonna warn my customers or anything but the new section of the
park you might get like hepatitis or like a brain eating amoeba but they ain't
gotta know that. It's it's getting I'm sterilizing the area it's fine.
What kind of dude what they are what what hey it's thank you shores for a reason
buddy let me tell you all right all of that is done clean clean the bushes up
Let me get, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord have mercy.
Yeah, golly.
I'm gonna go get a trash bag, hold up.
Okay, drop this here for now.
Let me get a trash bag, get all the trash cleaned up,
and here's the fun part.
We're about to start putting in all kinds of crazy stuff
or whatever stuff I have available it is.
Gotta clean that up, that ain't dirty.
There we go.
All right, chat, look at this place, man.
Look at the amount of room we have now
for safe, fun activities.
Colby!
One more.
Look at it, chat.
Chat, look at it, man.
Just look at it, dude.
Let me see what else I can research real quick
before I start putting stuff out.
OK, what do we have?
Attractions, OK.
Let me see.
Popcorn stand.
That's just one more thing I have to run for now.
What should we do next?
the hammer you're actually right yeah you're right hammer and let's do that too
it's $100. Should I go ahead and do the popcorn stand chat? Now I want the new slides in store.
Should I save the point that I have? I'm gonna save the point that I have here.
I kind of want to wait to get the popcorn stand when I can hire somebody because it's already
strength one up handling these two. All right, hold up. Pool time. What are we
thinking? Should we make a slide zone over here? This could be like straight up
slide zone. So hear me out right here.
Pull. Pull. Type one if you're following me. This is going to be the Stanky Shores Certified
slide zone.
Laugh.
Beautiful. Look at this.
Oh my goodness, hold up. Let me cook.
Okay, you see where I'm going with this?
And you're going to figure out why it's called the slide zone in just a second.
Straight slide skis, look at this.
Slides.
Chad, look, type one if you're looking.
Boom.
Boom.
Okay, one can't go there. No! Hold up! You gotta be. Hold up. Shhh, young sprout. Let
him cook. Young Sprout! Chats, stanky, sure certified slut.
That works, no, hold up!
That's this one out.
No connection is being made.
We're leaving that.
You got me messed up.
More slides.
It's okay.
Chad, it's okay.
Boom.
Yes.
Boom.
Yes.
Boom.
Yes!
Okay, these look a little safer.
All right.
There we go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the stanky shores, let me fix these.
Yeah, let me fix it. Let me fix these. I don't want to buy to die out here. Oh, yet.
Perfect!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shore Certified Slide Zone is now a thing.
Now what we're going to do.
I already have a vision for this.
Stanky Shores certified dives, I ain't got no money.
We gotta save up some money right here.
Let's save up some money, okay, let's do that.
I only have $500, I can't continue doing
I want to do right now?
Should I move the stands?
I kind of want to move these.
I don't like to spot the rim.
Let's move them now that we have the space.
Lemonade stand.
Let's put the lemonade stand light.
Let's put it like over here for now.
Yeah?
Lemonade stand.
Perfect.
Look at this.
Boom.
There we go.
Perfect, okay, should I add some more loungers now?
I got no money though
You need more trash cans are right not whoever said it who said it oh my goodness who said it modem right now
Trash can trash can trash can beautiful
All right, we're saving the rest of our money for now
We're saving research points and money right now. Let's open these doors
Slide zone is our main selling point now
Boom all right
Jacks
I'm gonna need you to lock in today big dog. It's gonna be our biggest day yet
We just unlocked a new attraction besides this BBL. That's still the main attraction, but let's not get ahead of ourselves
Lock in. We're gonna have a lot of traffic today. Let's get it.
Oh my goodness, how y'all doing? Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for y'all?
We have a new attraction here at the Stanky Shores where you just might crap your drawers.
It is called the Slide Zone, sir. Make your way over there and tell me how you like it.
He ain't gonna go. Okay, he just gonna go to the regular slide. That's cool. Oh,
nobody's gonna swim. All right, ladies and gentlemen, new and improved stanky
shores. Slide zone is now in effect. Please come through. Thank y'all. Matter of fact,
You're right.
Jack's my bad.
Handle that.
There you go.
I did not mean to throw that on everything I love, I didn't.
Great news, everybody!
Stanky Shores now has a slide zone!
Make your way over!
It worked on Kyrie right there.
Kobe!
I don't know where I do that to.
Okay, that's right there.
Somebody wants to eliminate.
All right.
How you doing, Brianna?
You want to, you want to eliminate?
We'll just eliminate it.
I got you right there.
Thank you.
People are going through the slide zone.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are the first customers to ever set foot on the slide zone.
We hope you enjoy it.
Thank y'all so much.
That was so good.
That was so good right there.
Oh my goodness, it was good.
Oh man, they're loving it.
Oh, I thought somebody was being weird.
I'm about to say, hold up.
Chal, we already got customers coming in.
You love to see it.
Let me go grab a trash bag.
What's good?
I got that.
I'm so sorry, sir.
Let me get that clean.
It's a sludge hammer?
Okay.
I'm so sorry about that, big dog.
I got it cleaned up, though.
You ain't gonna have to worry about that again.
Thank you.
There we go.
Hope y'all are enjoying the amenities here.
Thank y'all.
There we go.
Clean that up.
Boom.
Make sure the other diving board is,
I did not, oh, I thought I ran him over.
How you doing?
What's good, cattle hand?
Need a hand?
Nope.
Got lost on my, I think you're gonna get it here for free.
Tickets don't even cost that much.
You can do it pay for a ticket.
No, we got some more.
I got some for you.
Come here.
How y'all doing?
Thank y'all.
Thank y'all so much for being here I really hope y'all are enjoying y'all stay I put a
lot of hard work into the plate.
Thank y'all so much.
How you doing champs take a chance.
you doing? Take a chance on this lemonade. It's good. Have yourself a great
day. Thank you so much. How you doing miracle? Man, this lemonade's so good.
They call it, it's a miracle. You have a great night. Thank you so much.
Yo, venomous with the 50 gifted. W venomous with the 50 gifted subs. Lord have
have mercy. I appreciate that venomous. Thank you. Appreciate
that venomous with the 50. We good. Oh, we got somebody stankin.
Stank your shores mascot right there. What's your big dog? You
want you a hot dog? What you want on that? You want catch up on
that? There you go. Thank you so much. We see everybody's enjoying
the slides on real quick. Oh, excuse me. Are y'all enjoying the
new slides on everybody.
That thing hit Nate.
Hold up sir!
You good!
Lord have mercy, this is a brand new spot,
y'all can't be doing that to me.
What is going on?
Yo Alec, you need to, one second, Alec,
what you do with the life ring, there it is.
Shut up!
Hold on, sir!
Here you go!
You're good to go, sir, I'm so sorry about that.
Y'all need to be extra careful.
Okay, we're good here.
That was a close call, but I handled it.
All right.
Oh, somebody, what's the hot dog?
What's good, Tyson?
What you...
Ha ha ha!
Plain hot dog, there you go.
What's up with that haircut?
Ha ha ha!
Have a good one Tyson. Thank yous. Close call. Alright, there we go.
Chap, somebody almost lost their life in here. Boom, get these repaired. People are lovin'.
chat people are absolutely loving the slide zones right now how you doing
axle
yeah y'all see how I was ready though y'all saw how I was ready there all right
what's good Jacob hope you having a good day today okay everybody's everybody's
looking good here everybody everybody's everybody's having a good time to get
just work quick.
Call me.
That was so clean.
Yes, ma'am, miracle catch up on that.
There you go.
Thank you.
What's good?
Chance, take a chance on this lemonade.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You have a good.
Chance doesn't came back.
See, they can't resist the lemonade or the hot dogs.
OK, everything's looking.
That thing is crazy.
Oh, I need to paint that.
I'll do that in a minute.
Let me repair this pool real quick.
There we go.
Y'all having fun?
Thank y'all for real.
I appreciate y'all for choosing to stay to shores.
OK, check.
The slide zone is an absolute hit, by the way.
Look at them.
Look at all these people in here.
That's a lot of people in there.
Oh, didn't need to pick that up.
Repair this one real quick.
Uh-huh.
I saw what you tried to do.
Uh-huh.
Chat, they ain't slick.
They are not slick with it.
Okay, repair these real quick.
How you doing, excuse me?
Yo, Liana, we see you, ma'am.
You want, you want, you want some attention?
You just always just...
There's a doodle in there!
Here at the Stanky Shores, we offer doodoo cleanup service.
Come shop today!
Y'all like that?
That's going to go good.
That's going to go...
Hold up. Let me get that tree. I'm so sorry about this, sir.
Here we go.
Check that was good. That's gonna look good on a commercial.
There we go. Is anybody waiting on some food? Hold on.
No, but also, but he's waiting on something.
Yo, what's good, Axel?
You've been here all day. You ain't got nothing to do.
Big dog. Godly. I'm not complaining or nothing.
but lemonade with ice in it.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Have yourself a stanklicious stay.
That was clean too.
Serving food after touching doodoo.
Excuse me.
Kobe, God, let me repair this.
Chat, there's only so much I can do, man.
I'm trying to just, I'm trying out here, okay?
Ma'am, I know you didn't just create that puddle
and slip in it.
Lyanna, Lyanna.
I mean, we see you, Lyanna.
Chat, why does Lyanna keep making an appearance?
Does she want to be famous or something?
All right, hold on.
Leanna's a stream sniper, true.
Oh, somebody's actually stankin' at the stanky shores.
Hey, Brianna, got you cleaned up.
There you go. Let me get this. Let me get this.
Uh, cool.
Was it that fun, Rebecca?
All right, there we go.
Nobody's lettin' on the food right now.
Everything seems we ordered chat.
We have $2,000 right now.
Jacks is taking a break.
Oh my goodness, there better not be no customers, Jacks.
Hold up.
Yes, sir.
Four hours senior with a slide pass.
Hey, Jacks.
I, yeah, the owner of Stanky Shores just had to manually check out a customer.
Now, if I'm not mistaken, Jax, I pay you, Jax, I'm paying you $138 a day.
I understand there's no benefits and it's like 12 hour days and stuff like that, but
like, big dog, let's, let's chill out on these breaks, okay?
Jacks let's look everybody's leaving because of you Jacks everybody's
leaving don't let it happen again Jacks that's what I thought you better get
Mecca.
Jack's man your station.
Jack's man your station.
What is he doing?
We've got to have a conversation with Jax.
Oh, my goodness, one hunt.
Y'all have a good night.
Chat 100% satisfaction rate.
OK.
I think it's big decision time here.
Maybe.
Let me sleep real quick.
All right.
Jack's A. Look, I'm going to act like that didn't happen
yesterday.
I'm going to need you to lock in on this one.
OK.
Big decision making time.
We're open chat. What do I do?
I agree on that.
popcorn stand. Okay, now all we're doing is waiting to get $6,000 from so we can unlock
the second star. Should I go and put in the popcorn stand? I'll do it. I'll go and put
in a popcorn stand. Why not? You know why, chat? Because I take pride in my work here.
I can run three individual stations on my own.
Also, that, I'm not gonna lie, that's cute.
That's cute right there.
No joke, I like that.
How do I turn the popcorn on?
I got a buy popcorn.
I hope you don't come running to buy popcorn.
One second.
Jack's where my customer's at.
Hey, can y'all come swimming please?
I need money.
Popcorn machine, where the popcorn at, sir?
Ooh, that looks like Orville Redbocker, hold up!
Ha, ha, hold up!
All right, where is the customer?
Chat, where's the customers? Did we fall off?
I think we've, he wants popcorn.
Yes, sir. You want popcorn with chili lime? Chili lime.
There you go. You have yourself a great stay, Isaiah. Thank you. I got to go pass out flyers,
chanthers, not enough customers in here. Hold up. Excuse me. How you doing, Allison?
and thank you so much for being here.
Here we go.
There we go, right there.
Ladies and gentlemen, I implore for you
to come to the Stanky Shore.
You're going to have fun for sure.
That was so clean.
Why did the flyers fly out of me like Sonic Rings?
Ma'am I just got ran over. Come to the Stanky Shores. Have a swim. Oh, you don't want to?
Okay, that's fine. You have a good night, ma'am.
Lost your mind. How you doing, sir? Head over to Stanky Shores. Thank you so much.
Have yourself a great stay. I wish you would hit me again. Hit me again. You really gonna
Don't spin the block on me. That's what I thought.
How y'all doing?
How you doing, William?
There's customers waiting on food. Hold up.
Hey there Delilah. Mustard on that. I got you right there. Thank you so much Delilah.
You ain't got no wristband.
Think about that next time!
Think about that next time!
Chat, that was thievery?
That was justified? That is not a lawsuit?
That was justified right there. Don't even try.
Okay, somebody here stankin' excuse me, let me have a desk.
Thank you.
Take this trash out real quick.
Julie, and you're drowning on the wall, just grab the wall.
I don't know what's going on in this town.
It's gotta be the hop.
Hey, McKinsey, no, you ain't getting a free dive.
Oh, you gonna die, Ian.
Come here.
Where McKinsey go?
Where did she go?
Peachy with the five, oh my goodness,
people are slipping, oh, it's a disaster.
Oh my goodness, it's a disaster right now.
How you doing, Serena?
Lemonade with lemon.
Thank you so much, Serena.
You have yourself a great stay.
Call me!
How y'all doing today?
Thank y'all so much.
How you doing, Navy?
Oh, my goodness.
Killin' it, or killin' it.
You've seen it, ma'am.
Excuse me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting it cleaned up. I am sorry about this y'all. Thank y'all so much though. Please don't report me.
If things repair, chat this is too much for one man to handle.
Chat, this is too much for one man to handle. Look at this, look at this diving board.
There we go. Get it cleaned up.
boom if somebody wait no food they'll wait no food I'm going down the slide
HIT! So many to HIT! So many...
It's a disaster in here! We're gonna lose the business!
hold up man we got people waiting on stuff yes how are you winter where
summer at yeah just get out of here have yourself a great stay thank you so
Thank you very much.
Lord, look at the slides, Chad, I can't.
Having fun, McKenzie?
Pay for a ticket next time!
Clean all these and repair all of them.
Excuse me, dude, look at the state of these slides.
There we go.
Google Lagoon, I'll go all over again.
If by that you mean a successful, safe water park,
then yeah, I agree.
We got almost $3,000 chat, we're good.
somebody wouldn't eliminate. Yes, Maya, what you want? You want to limit with that? I got
you right here. Okay, I'm getting it. Enjoy it. All right, everything good over on this
side? It looks like it. Let me clean this a little bit. There we go. Let me repair these.
Yes, Chad, it's safe here. We haven't had any close calls here, right?
You're such a good owner. You gave your only employee the easiest job.
Finally, somebody acknowledges it. Finally.
Man, you about to get tetanus on this. You might want to go to the doctor, because I didn't know the thing was just rusty.
rusty. I'm so sorry. Thank you. There we go. Spray it all clean. Yes ma'am. You just want
a regular lemonade. I got you right there. Thank you. You want some popcorn? You want
chili lime? The chili lime is a big hit, I guess. There you go. That was not a paid chat
or chat. No, that was real because they know. There we go. Chad, look how hard I'm out here
working man you got all this real estate that's actually the craziest thing
I've ever seen you've got all this real estate and you walk through the one or
yeah and now you want
there you go thank you Maya you have yourself a great stay Maya don't you
dare. I thought she's about to walk on it. See, Maya's actually smart. There we go.
Chat, we are at $3,000 though. We are making money right now, which is the most important
thing behind safety. Okay. Don't say cap. No. It's the most
important thing behind safety. Chat. Look at this place. And
next episode two, we're gonna have more stuff. I was gonna be
great. It is gonna be great. I think I want to save my points
for two stars. Do y'all think I should? I 100% think we should. Okay. Um, I don't see
anything else I need to do here. McKenzie, was that that wasn't from here, right? Somebody's
Panic it on hold up
Yes, ma'am
You want ice and lemon in that lemonade? Thank you so much. Yes, ma'am. You want both on that?
There you go. It's nice panicking on the bottom of the board
All right big dog on the counter three you ready one two get in the pool you a grown man won't jump off the dime boy
You don't lost your mind
Hold up. We got some trash over here. I need to clean up. Why somebody just throwing trash right here
There we go. Kobe! Clean. Absolutely beautiful.
Yetchat, no joke. Next episode we'll hit two stars. We'll be able to buy the better pools and stuff.
Yes ma'am. You want Cinnabutter on that? There you go. Thank you. What can I get for you?
Tiana? Lemonade with a lemon. There you are as well. Thank you so much.
Okay, look here. This shift was unbelievably stressful, but let's see the
satisfaction rate.
A hundred. That's where all that hard work comes to play right there. Me running
around all crazy like that all stressed out and all that stuff. That's why I do
it right there, chat. 100% satisfaction rate. Okay, we have 4600 of the $6,000 we need.
So chat, that means next episode, Stanky Shores is going to be a two-star establishment.
And what a beautiful day that's going to be right there. W episode, absolutely great
episode and great stream chat. I love y'all, man. I appreciate y'all for kicking it with
It's your boy again tonight.
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And of course our preestた are you all for this hanging out, hey.
Y'all have a good rest y-o's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see you all tomorrow, ladies and gentleman.
Love you, alright?
Peace out, y'all.
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