🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

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🟨LOSING MY MIND🟨

08-19-2026 · 4h 00m

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[00:00:00] Yeah.

[00:00:15] Yeah.

[00:00:23] Yeah.

[00:00:25] I forgot to pull me a drink.

[00:00:32] Hold on, partner.

[00:00:45] I said hold on Parker, I forgot to pull me a drink.

[00:01:13] I said hold on partner. I forgot to pull me dry.

[00:01:30] Yeah.

[00:01:43] Look how big this hoodie is.

[00:02:00] It hooded you!

[00:02:04] You

[00:02:09] Forgot to call me a drink that's my fault

[00:02:13] You already know what time it is though

[00:02:18] Hey, you already know what time it is though

[00:02:26] Buddy

[00:02:34] It is time for a spin.

[00:02:52] Mr. Big J with the five, send it!

[00:02:57] Oh, Clayne, that's a good one right there.

[00:03:03] Pettus Nettian Prince with the five. Thank you.

[00:03:07] Look at that. That's a good spin. Hold on. That's a good spin right there.

[00:03:16] Yeah. Clay. Hold on.

[00:03:22] You'll have your 20th birthday, Chiara. Chatel, Chiara. Happy 20th birthday.

[00:03:27] Happy 20th birthday, Chiara.

[00:03:33] Cheers, buddy.

[00:03:40] Cheers.

[00:03:43] Woo!

[00:03:45] That's good right there!

[00:03:51] Oh, yeah!

[00:03:55] That's some good drink!

[00:04:00] I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more again, yet

[00:04:15] again, once more, yet again, yes again, once more, yes, uh, Kissa K. M. Big Alice, uh,

[00:04:29] D. Alexa Spooky Boost, Moot LA, Lauren, Linda, S.M., Korn, Epitaph, Jim Explorer, W. Subbersman,

[00:04:42] Pre-Shaw, Red Hoodie!

[00:04:46] I repeat, Red Hoodie, partner.

[00:04:52] There's no argument.

[00:04:54] This is indeed a red hoodie as we live and as we breathe.

[00:05:02] Thank you very much.

[00:05:05] Red hoodie.

[00:05:06] Oh, buddy, oh, pal, your Lex with the TNW, Lex with the TN.

[00:05:11] Thank you.

[00:05:12] Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10.

[00:05:14] Let me hear it high.

[00:05:17] How are we doing on a scale of one to ten up in this thing right now?

[00:05:32] Are we doing good?

[00:05:37] I became a lawyer today.

[00:05:43] cooked. Hey, don't let your client find out that huh that you be watching

[00:05:52] case. Oh stream. I mean, Lord have mercy. That is not gonna go over well,

[00:05:59] buddy. I mean, big doll hold. Jen, if you found out your lawyer was a case of

[00:06:07] viewer, how would you feel about that? How would you feel about that? Great. Leviathan

[00:06:18] with the five. What's up case? It's the Dave's triple guy back again. I asked last time what

[00:06:26] the top five Wendy's items ever. So what's the top five Taco bill items ever? That's

[00:06:31] a great question right there. A beautiful question even top five taco bill items ever.

[00:06:41] Okay.

[00:06:45] I have two of them guaranteed. Obviously.

[00:06:50] The steakhouse burrito is not only a top five taco bill item of all time, it is

[00:06:57] the best fast food item ever created in my humble opinion.

[00:07:01] So that's one of five.

[00:07:03] Two of five is the Sausage Breakfast Crunch Wrap

[00:07:07] from Taco Bell.

[00:07:08] I don't know if they still do those.

[00:07:10] Residue with the five, thank you.

[00:07:14] So that's two, you got Steakhouse Burrito,

[00:07:17] you have, what did I say?

[00:07:23] Sausage Breakfast Crunch Wrap.

[00:07:25] Third, I'm going to have to put nacho fries, yeah, nacho fries are going in top five all-time

[00:07:33] taco bell list, 100%.

[00:07:40] So that's three, Gunter with the five.

[00:07:46] So I have two spots left.

[00:07:51] know what I'm going chicken quesadilla a good chicken quesadilla that's bringing

[00:08:00] up number four or this isn't an order but you know top five taco bell items of all

[00:08:04] time you go chicken quesadilla J with the five thank you and then for the fifth

[00:08:11] one I am going cheesy gordita crunch not gonna lie that's gotta be top five

[00:08:18] right there. The potato, yeah the spicy potato taco could be interchangeable with the cheesy

[00:08:27] gordita crunch. But no quesarito. I've never had a quesarito from Taco Bell. Believe it

[00:08:44] or not. I've never had one. But I think that would round off my top five Taco Bell menu items.

[00:08:51] Your happy birthday, Chiara. Is that a different Chiara? I just wish happy

[00:08:54] birthday to another Chiara. Is that a different one? Your happy birthday, Chiara. Chat tell Chiara

[00:08:58] happy birthday. You'll symbol with the 500 bits naked chicken chalupa is back Thursday.

[00:09:05] Life is worth living. You know what's crazy. I don't think I ever had the naked

[00:09:09] chicken chalupa from there. Your happy birthday as well, Harmony. Chat, tell Harmony happy

[00:09:14] birthday as well. Happy birthday, Harmony. I will say this. I will say this. Um, Joanna

[00:09:28] with the 10. Thank you. 1000 bits from science. Hey case, love your streams. I decided I'm

[00:09:38] going into Mortuary Science as a career and hopefully I become a Funeral Director. Any advice?

[00:09:56] Hey, I ain't really got no advice for that, but you should never run out of business.

[00:10:01] You chose a good business to get into, because people don't ever stop dying.

[00:10:05] So you will never run out of business there.

[00:10:10] Like if you run like a funeral home or something like that,

[00:10:15] you ain't never gonna run out of business.

[00:10:18] People dying left or right, somebody's dying right now.

[00:10:21] Somebody else is dying.

[00:10:23] Somebody else is dying.

[00:10:25] Somebody else is dying again.

[00:10:27] Somebody else just died again.

[00:10:29] That's about 10 clients for you right there.

[00:10:32] You know what I mean?

[00:10:34] with the five W Tucker with the five.

[00:10:37] Ain't that crazy though, Chad?

[00:10:42] It's crazy somebody dies like every second

[00:10:45] and somebody's born like every second.

[00:10:49] Dude, that is crazy to me, man.

[00:10:54] You're a mad dog with the five.

[00:10:56] You're Armando with a thousand bits.

[00:10:59] How do you feel about the new,

[00:11:01] the new Wendy spicy chicken set?

[00:11:03] the what? The what?

[00:11:21] Wait, they changed?

[00:11:24] It's not a different one, they just changed the existing one?

[00:11:33] Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich got an upgrade. New bold marinade delivers a juicier bite.

[00:11:50] pink old style breading. What's? Is it good? Yo, did they, uh-uh, did they ruin my chicken

[00:12:03] sandwich? Say it ain't so! They're doing shredded lettuce on it now? Tell me you're joking.

[00:12:20] They're doing shredded lettuce instead of like the lettuce leaf.

[00:12:30] No way.

[00:12:33] Yo, natural, with the 500 bits case, my mom is leaving for an African safari in two weeks.

[00:12:40] Do you have any advice for her after you review of your animal videos, Gigi?

[00:12:47] She chose the wrong time to go on one of those because I've been watching all kinds of those safari videos people out here getting snapped up

[00:12:55] Bro, they over do the elephant is walk up to a truck and just flip it over

[00:13:00] Now she should be good. I hope she has fun

[00:13:05] Cheesy Gordita crunch double decker taco mini crunch wrap and og loaded gorilla were my faves

[00:13:11] I don't know if I've ever tried any of those. You'll have your birthday Cambry chack. Tell Cambry happy birthday

[00:13:17] Happy birthday, Cambry.

[00:13:21] Okay, so I've been gone for a few days.

[00:13:23] Can you draw or explain what a slog is?

[00:13:27] Is it a person, place, or thing?

[00:13:30] Or an action, word, or verb?

[00:13:32] When would be the appropriate time to use it?

[00:13:35] And can I say it around granny?

[00:13:39] Bro, I literally had to explain to my parents

[00:13:41] why I've been saying that.

[00:13:41] I was playing Resident Evil a couple of weeks ago,

[00:13:44] and I died, and instead of dog,

[00:13:47] I just started saying shlug instead of dog.

[00:13:49] I replaced the D with the SH.

[00:13:51] It's just dog.

[00:13:52] You just, instead of dog, you just do shlug.

[00:13:56] So you use it whenever you would say dog.

[00:14:01] There was some people thinking I was saying something else.

[00:14:04] My mom thought I was saying something else.

[00:14:05] I had to explain it to her.

[00:14:12] And you don't, no, we're not spelling it S-L-H-O-G.

[00:14:16] We spell it, S-C-H-L-A-W-G, like schlug.

[00:14:22] Why'd you do that?

[00:14:27] I'll never forget it.

[00:14:27] It was two weeks ago.

[00:14:29] I'm not saying I invented it or nothing,

[00:14:31] but I was playing Resident Evil 4 Remake.

[00:14:33] I was in the dungeon area where that blind dude is

[00:14:36] with the two claws, and he killed me.

[00:14:39] I said schlug, this is ridiculous.

[00:14:43] And I kinda got hooked on to it from there.

[00:14:45] So, yeah, no, it's not nothing crazy.

[00:14:50] Yo, bite with the 20, give the W,

[00:14:52] bite with the 20, give the thank you, bite,

[00:14:54] W, bite with the 20, give the appreciate that bite.

[00:15:01] Pro wanted a detailed definition of what it was.

[00:15:09] Yo,

[00:15:12] yo, happy birthday, Mia, tell me a happy birthday,

[00:15:14] Happy birthday, Mia.

[00:15:16] Um, you know, cherry a with 500 bits.

[00:15:20] I drew you a backroom's background

[00:15:21] in celebration of your new phone case.

[00:15:24] Wait, what?

[00:15:28] Where at?

[00:15:33] Lover with the five.

[00:15:37] Is it in a background?

[00:15:44] I'll see it in backgrounds. What?

[00:15:52] Yo, uh, yo, Cherry, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I think it's, I, if I remember right, you said before we was playing, uh, that game, that mountain climbing game.

[00:16:00] Can you give it to one of my mods to put it in the, uh, the backgrounds thing?

[00:16:09] I need to see that.

[00:16:11] The grilled cheese burrito from Taco Bell is so underrated, I have a take on the grilled

[00:16:16] cheese burrito that a lot of people might disagree with.

[00:16:20] I think the grilled cheese burrito would be better without the grilled cheese on top of

[00:16:24] it.

[00:16:25] It makes it greasy, hard to handle, and it's just too much.

[00:16:29] The grilled cheese burrito, if it did not have the cheese over the top of it, I'm

[00:16:33] not going to lie, would be my favorite thing on the menu.

[00:16:37] Even or not, the cheese being on top of the burrito

[00:16:42] is what prevents me from getting that thing

[00:16:44] every time I go to Taco Bell.

[00:16:46] It's weird, it's just, it's ooh, you know what I mean?

[00:16:51] It's uh-uh, okay.

[00:16:57] Ask for no cheese on it, see that's too much effort.

[00:17:03] That's too much effort right there.

[00:17:07] What is that media?

[00:17:12] Oh my goodness, that is tough.

[00:17:18] Wait, that is tough.

[00:17:25] Yo, WIAAK, Davey Kaso Doodle's on Twitter, bro.

[00:17:31] Hold up.

[00:17:32] Should I make this my background real quick wait a minute?

[00:17:40] Just I make this my background

[00:17:44] Yo, that's hard

[00:17:49] So what if I should make that my background

[00:17:51] Wait, you didn't sign it though.

[00:18:02] Oh yeah, you did.

[00:18:03] It's bottom right.

[00:18:04] See, I was looking out for you.

[00:18:05] I was making sure you signed it before I made it in my background.

[00:18:08] You're welcome.

[00:18:09] Don't say I never did nothing for you.

[00:18:17] That's what I do.

[00:18:20] is clean hold up I'm about to make that my background real quick hold up how do

[00:18:26] that hold on wait save image just straight up stole your picture by the way

[00:18:36] straight up stole the picture

[00:18:40] Hold on, okay.

[00:18:45] Back, ground image settings.

[00:18:53] Browse photos.

[00:18:58] This one. I think you did it. Let me see.

[00:19:05] That's so tough.

[00:19:08] That's actually so tough. Oh my goodness. That is tough right there.

[00:19:16] That is actually tough.

[00:19:20] Oh my goodness. I messed with that. Your happy birthday hand, Chattel hand, happy birthday,

[00:19:26] happy birthday hand. Your happy birthday is Will Mikey, Chattel Mikey, happy birthday. Today is a

[00:19:33] heavy. Uh, birthday day today. 500 Bistro trolley. What would you do if when you

[00:19:42] okay? So he said yes, would go, uh, maybe obsidian with the fire. Thank you.

[00:19:52] True, uh, preach. Thank you. Preach. Thank you. Or peach. My bad. Um,

[00:19:58] you'll appreciate that pizza as well. W pizza. Happy birthday. Rylan

[00:20:01] Chateau Ryland happy birthday happy birthday undead Reaper as well. Okay,

[00:20:06] that Alice. Thank you. Thank you, Alice. In case I'm going to college tomorrow,

[00:20:10] I won't be able to tune into the strings as often. Do I have permission to go?

[00:20:20] No.

[00:20:25] No, not gonna lie.

[00:20:26] is this a cult? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. Okay? Hey, don't

[00:20:45] ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, buddy. You happy 34th birthday garlic

[00:20:52] Parmesan sauce.

[00:20:54] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[00:20:58] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:21:02] Yo big poppy, breathe with the tea and hey K,

[00:21:04] so I just got my wisdom teeth taken out today,

[00:21:06] and I'm 90% sure I'm going to pair it from the pain.

[00:21:08] Um, but I'm a serious note,

[00:21:10] if you give me some positive vibes and maybe some advice,

[00:21:12] I hope the pain gets better soon.

[00:21:14] I heard that people getting their wisdom teeth taken out

[00:21:16] is very rough.

[00:21:18] I haven't personally had it happen, thankfully.

[00:21:20] But I hope you get better soon. Thank you.

[00:21:23] Um...

[00:21:25] Yeah, I got you, uh, uh, eat your W.E. for the 3,000 bits.

[00:21:30] I got you. Eat W.E. Thank you. All right.

[00:21:33] Get them out of my sight.

[00:21:39] Get them out of my sight.

[00:21:43] It's time to get this done.

[00:21:45] Trick with the five. Thank you.

[00:21:48] W trick with the five.

[00:21:51] Yo, mint with the five.

[00:21:54] W mint with the five.

[00:21:56] I saw a couple people in the chat saying that the word was easy today.

[00:22:01] Now, I don't know if this is some kind of reverse psychology thing where they're trying to make me go into this.

[00:22:07] Thinking it's going to be easy and it winds up being extremely difficult and it messes me up.

[00:22:11] So I'm just going to do what I always do and cook.

[00:22:16] Let's go spiky oh my goodness that's okay it could have been better wait

[00:22:46] Simps. Is that a word? No!

[00:22:59] Huh?

[00:23:11] Hold on, young sprout.

[00:23:16] Hold on, young sprout.

[00:23:23] What?

[00:23:25] What?

[00:23:27] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:23:36] hold on. Is this a word? No? Stoop. Get this out of my ear right now. Gigi.

[00:24:05] Hey, Gigi, get this out of my ear right now.

[00:24:21] Hey, chat, hey, Gigi.

[00:24:32] Oh, this, this doesn't make any sense.

[00:24:55] No, the P does...

[00:25:07] Jack, hold up, dude.

[00:25:22] Is this a word?

[00:25:25] is this a word is this a word is this a word

[00:25:37] GG ban everybody I said it was easy

[00:25:51] professional with the team

[00:25:55] I might do a throwaway word chat way I don't have a throwaway word to do

[00:26:17] I don't have a throwaway word to do.

[00:26:36] What am I looking at?

[00:26:43] Wait, you know what's crazy, I'm going to do this for a throwaway word.

[00:27:08] I'm calling.

[00:27:36] This makes no sense.

[00:27:46] This makes no sense.

[00:28:01] This has to be a word I've never heard of Chad dead serious.

[00:28:04] It has to be.

[00:28:06] I'm sorry.

[00:28:28] The P cannot go second. The P cannot go fourth.

[00:28:49] So the information that we have,

[00:28:56] complete throwaway word. I'm dead serious. I'm going to have to. Wait, no. This chat,

[00:29:16] this is actually incomprehensible. This is incomprehensible right now. You have to understand

[00:29:25] and this is incomprehensible.

[00:29:42] The fact that the P doesn't go second or third,

[00:29:46] wait a minute, I'm stupid.

[00:29:55] Wait, I'm stupid!

[00:30:01] Wait, no I'm not. Yeah I am.

[00:30:13] Shhh!

[00:30:16] Shhh!

[00:30:17] Bein'!

[00:30:25] Hey, yo chat get ready. I'm about to throw cheeks

[00:30:48] Bro what is happening?

[00:30:55] Oh.

[00:30:59] Wait.

[00:31:03] Wait.

[00:31:07] Wait.

[00:31:11] Wait.

[00:31:15] Wait.

[00:31:19] Wait.

[00:31:23] Wait.

[00:31:47] Surprise?

[00:31:49] Supri?

[00:31:50] Supra!

[00:31:51] It can't be Supra.

[00:32:01] I'm gonna do Supra for a throwaway word.

[00:32:05] You actually gotta be kidding me right now.

[00:32:19] What is SR?

[00:32:26] What?

[00:32:29] Wait, this way it's glitched.

[00:32:31] Wait, it's glitched.

[00:32:39] The I doesn't go third.

[00:32:41] The P has to go last.

[00:32:48] s r

[00:32:53] blank IP

[00:33:00] So we have everything but the middle one it has to be s r blank IP it has to be

[00:33:05] unless I'm tweaking. The P doesn't go second, the P doesn't go third, the P doesn't go fourth,

[00:33:25] period in the discussion and there's an R in it now

[00:33:44] wait a minute no hold up bro yeah yeah now I'm about to get completely like

[00:33:51] completely but naked in here. Wait, this doesn't make sense.

[00:34:12] Jesus doesn't make sense. You're going with the file.

[00:34:21] I'm about to I'm about to give up

[00:34:28] up.

[00:34:36] Come.

[00:34:51] Yo, this bad, this bad, this bad, this bad.

[00:34:58] Oh my goodness, it's shrimp.

[00:35:28] That was painful. Y'all are perverts. So that's why y'all got it so easy. That's the only

[00:35:45] explanation. Of course y'all got it easy. Of course y'all got it easy. Yeah y'all, yeah.

[00:36:08] Bro said syrup bro. I was grasping for anything I could do man

[00:36:19] Nephew with the five and real with the five

[00:36:28] You kept saying you were about to do it

[00:36:34] Chat bro, I thought bro

[00:36:38] What word is syrup?

[00:36:45] How do you spell syrup?

[00:36:51] Hey, look here, buddy.

[00:36:54] At the end of the day, I still got it.

[00:36:57] Syrup with a U.

[00:37:06] You're dumb. I'm not dumb.

[00:37:21] What does Cooper just say?

[00:37:26] Case you're actually so washed you might as well hang up the boots and retire from Wordle.

[00:37:32] No, I'm not.

[00:37:45] How many words start with SR?

[00:37:48] Not that many.

[00:37:50] Honestly.

[00:37:51] Bro, Chad, you've got to understand, when you don't have it in your mind what it is,

[00:37:57] You actually just start trying some crazy stuff hoping it's going to hit.

[00:38:07] You look mad skinny.

[00:38:08] Thank you.

[00:38:09] Probably because I've had already nothing to eat today.

[00:38:10] I'm about to cook something.

[00:38:11] I'm about to cook something, Chad.

[00:38:12] Should I cook something?

[00:38:13] I'm hungry.

[00:38:14] I'm about to cook something, bro.

[00:38:15] I'm hungry up in here.

[00:38:16] So I cook something, I'm hungry, but cook something, bro, I'm hungry up in here.

[00:38:28] I'm about to cook my hash brown ball.

[00:38:31] I was wanting to cook me one before stream, but I ran out of time.

[00:38:46] You said strip 10 times.

[00:38:48] I never said the word strip.

[00:38:50] I said I'm about to get butt naked up in here.

[00:38:53] That's what I said.

[00:39:04] I said I'm about to get butt naked in here.

[00:39:07] Connections, you gonna have to kill me

[00:39:09] before I do some connections.

[00:39:12] You gonna have to kill me before I do connections.

[00:39:16] I'll show you all my secret hash brown bowl recipe and make sure I got all my ingredients

[00:39:33] real quick.

[00:39:34] I don't like that law to cook. I'm hungry though.

[00:39:45] Oh yeah!

[00:39:52] Oh yeah, I got everything.

[00:39:58] I'm about to cook up and I'm hungry.

[00:40:04] Oh, yeah, I'm about to cook up in here. I'm hungry.

[00:40:12] Make sure this camera work.

[00:40:14] Where my camera at?

[00:40:18] Oh, I'm at this thing about the job!

[00:40:34] Yo, that's fancy. Did you see that?

[00:40:38] Look at this.

[00:40:42] Yo, that's

[00:40:46] huff.

[00:40:50] Cookin' with queso.

[00:40:54] Episode hash brown bowl.

[00:40:58] cooking with queso episode hash brown bowl

[00:41:10] see if this working

[00:41:17] impromptu cooking segment brah I'm hungry brah all I had to do was to french fries

[00:41:22] I'm about to die!

[00:41:38] I swear I'm hungry!

[00:41:42] Oh yeah, let's see if this thing is working!

[00:41:52] I'm going to steal this recipe from you.

[00:41:59] I'll give it to you.

[00:42:01] Chad, y'all, y'all need, I ain't going to gatekeeper.

[00:42:04] Y'all want to see my recipe is good.

[00:42:06] And it's healthy, believe it or not.

[00:42:11] See if this thing still works.

[00:42:14] Oh my goodness, it still works, bro.

[00:42:21] Oh my goodness, it still works dude.

[00:42:29] Bro, the camera still works.

[00:42:36] Go put a shirt on instead of moving it, I'll do a burn up.

[00:42:39] I'll burn up again here.

[00:43:21] I'll get up and cook me some up in here.

[00:43:51] What you talking about?

[00:43:53] I'm about to cook me something!

[00:44:01] Cooking with queso.

[00:44:03] Hash brown bowl recipe.

[00:44:07] Okay.

[00:44:10] Cooking with queso.

[00:44:12] Hash brown bowl recipe.

[00:44:15] Wait.

[00:44:16] I'll mix them up.

[00:44:21] Okay, let's go on that mic, bro.

[00:44:28] What did I miss?

[00:44:29] Not that I'm hungry.

[00:44:30] Can y'all hear me right here?

[00:44:35] You sure can, partner.

[00:44:40] You sure can, partner.

[00:44:42] What you talking about?

[00:44:47] You sure can.

[00:44:51] you better believe it. If the string crashes, it is because I moved the PC and something

[00:45:05] blew up. Oh look! I just ripped the top off of the PC. Oh. Never mind, it's good, it's

[00:45:20] that I did rip the top off of the PC though no joke I ripped the top off of

[00:45:25] the PC I'm dead serious go back

[00:45:35] I'm in the wrong but no I go back

[00:45:50] There it is, right there!

[00:45:59] Oh, yeah!

[00:46:02] Look at that angle.

[00:46:05] That's clean.

[00:46:08] That is clean.

[00:46:12] Y'all hear me, by the way?

[00:46:18] What did I do to say?

[00:46:29] Somebody said somebody's baseball the best sport.

[00:46:32] I personally prefer basketball, personally.

[00:46:39] But it's okay.

[00:46:41] Yo Jack with the five.

[00:46:43] Cucumber queso, queso secret recipe that me and my buddy Link came up with.

[00:46:52] This is a healthy recipe now.

[00:46:55] Don't play with me.

[00:46:56] I'm dead serious.

[00:46:57] It's healthy.

[00:46:58] I'm dead serious.

[00:46:59] It is healthy.

[00:47:00] Okay, watch.

[00:47:01] Watch.

[00:47:02] Watch.

[00:47:03] Watch.

[00:47:04] Watch.

[00:47:05] Watch.

[00:47:06] Watch.

[00:47:07] Watch.

[00:47:08] watch. See if the Michael shit right there. Yo, if y'all could see the Mike situation,

[00:47:22] there's no way this is gonna. How to hold on. You know what? I think that might be stable

[00:47:33] enough to work.

[00:47:35] Look at the Mike situation.

[00:47:37] That's it with the father.

[00:47:41] I got the Mike on top of the chair.

[00:47:47] He'd be sharp, by the way.

[00:47:51] That's actually, by the way, that's actually a picture of a kid right there.

[00:47:57] But actually a picture of a kid.

[00:48:00] That's coming out of a Halloween drama.

[00:48:03] Smoothie time of the circle with actually a picture of you.

[00:48:06] Y'all might not be as young as y'all.

[00:48:09] So y'all go back and deal with that.

[00:48:11] Bro, look at the mic situation though.

[00:48:15] Clean.

[00:48:25] Sounds like a my own chat.

[00:48:30] Yo, Jackson with a ten.

[00:48:41] Oh, that look crew big buddy look crazy over there.

[00:48:46] Man, hold up.

[00:49:00] I'm gonna go turn this light on.

[00:49:10] Hey!

[00:49:13] How good can y'all hear me right now?

[00:49:27] Scale of one to ten.

[00:49:37] Hold on, I can't read the chat.

[00:49:46] Chat is a mic sound, normal work sound right now. Low key.

[00:49:57] Who just get this sauce?

[00:50:02] Yo!

[00:50:04] Jackson with the 25 gifted.

[00:50:07] W. Jackson with the 25 gifted.

[00:50:12] I appreciate that, Jackson.

[00:50:14] With the 25 gifted.

[00:50:17] All right.

[00:50:19] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:50:22] out of nowhere cooking with queso episode.

[00:50:25] This is an exclusive recipe created by me and my buddy, Link.

[00:50:31] This is a healthy recipe, okay?

[00:50:34] I want to emphasize that this is a healthy recipe.

[00:50:40] Okay, I'm dead serious.

[00:50:43] Don't say cat.

[00:50:46] Matter of fact, matter of fact, I got the macros.

[00:50:51] Now, hold up, hold up.

[00:50:55] All right.

[00:51:25] I'm really gonna go ahead and start to show you all my recipes.

[00:51:40] I only got a couple recipes on here that we stuck with, but I'll show them to you.

[00:51:55] What we're making today, let me zoom in to this, let me zoom in, as you can see in the

[00:52:21] top right. Me and my buddy made this a few months back.

[00:52:32] This this is not even for string dollar seems an exclusive stuff

[00:52:36] right now. This is all stuff me and my buddy was doing all

[00:52:39] stream.

[00:52:42] Okay.

[00:52:43] So that being said,

[00:52:46] look here.

[00:52:47] So what I'm going to make today is an exclusive recipe for y'all, I'm going to be making this

[00:53:05] right here.

[00:53:06] Ignore the name of that one, that's called strip of beef for a reason, but it's okay.

[00:53:15] What I'm going to be making today, I eat this all the time, by the way, constantly.

[00:53:22] The heinous hash brown bowl is right there.

[00:53:26] heinous hash brown bowl.

[00:53:29] We got one egg, one whole egg, just one.

[00:53:33] You make me think, oh man, just one egg, what is that?

[00:53:38] It's okay, I'm going to handle it.

[00:53:44] Five egg whites, which comes out to 230 grams.

[00:53:49] I don't know if that makes sense, what I'm pointing at.

[00:53:52] Five egg whites come out to 230 grams, class.

[00:53:57] And then you've got three turkey sausage leeks right here.

[00:54:02] I'm using the sausage bag today.

[00:54:04] Emphasis on the turkey.

[00:54:07] It can't be regular sausages.

[00:54:09] It's got to be turkey sausages.

[00:54:12] If you want this to be the exact calories for protein

[00:54:16] ratio

[00:54:19] And then you got one half brown patty. I'm a so y'all it's 28 grams of Kobe Jack cheese

[00:54:27] And this is gonna come out to

[00:54:30] 535 calories and

[00:54:33] 49 grams of protein

[00:54:36] But you can't beat it

[00:54:42] You can't be it.

[00:54:45] Let's get to it.

[00:54:48] All know who this kid is from son of, was it Jackson?

[00:54:50] W, W Jackson.

[00:54:53] I'm sorry, Miss Jackson.

[00:54:59] All right, hold up.

[00:55:05] All right, John.

[00:55:12] I'm back. Let me fix the camera real quick, you simpletons.

[00:55:28] Alright, look here.

[00:55:35] First stage first.

[00:55:37] Let's get everything laid out that we need.

[00:55:41] Do you understand?

[00:55:43] Say yes, Chef, I understand.

[00:55:48] Say it.

[00:55:53] Say yes, Chef, I understand.

[00:55:59] You better say it.

[00:56:01] That's what I thought.

[00:56:07] First things first, what you're going to need for the hang this hash brown wall and with

[00:56:17] anything that you're going to be cooking, you're going to need a skillet.

[00:56:30] Got a skillet.

[00:56:31] I'm gonna go ahead and put that skim it on my burner so it's ready for when I need to use it.

[00:56:41] Skillet is on the burner. Next, when you're making a heinous hash brown bowl,

[00:56:46] the thing that takes the longest to cook is the hash brown we air fry at.

[00:56:52] So,

[00:56:53] Right here, I got me some great value hash brown patties and what you're gonna do with

[00:57:06] this great value hash brown patty, you're gonna put it in the air fryer 400 degrees for 12

[00:57:16] minutes.

[00:57:17] Yes, chef.

[00:57:18] This one looks a little freezer burn, not gonna lie, I'm gonna still use it though.

[00:57:22] I'm putting this in the air fryer.

[00:57:30] Oh yeah, hard on.

[00:57:41] Air fry.

[00:57:43] 12 minutes at 400 degrees.

[00:57:46] I hope y'all are writing this down, are you writing this down?

[00:58:01] Then anybody that's not writing it down, I'm trying to help you out.

[00:58:12] Next, what you're going to need, you're going to need to get your eggs ready and you're

[00:58:21] also going to need a digital scale.

[00:58:28] As you can see right here, I have a food scale.

[00:58:33] That's how we're going to measure not only our egg whites that we're putting in here,

[00:58:37] but our cheese that we're putting in here.

[00:58:39] So I'm going to put it right here.

[00:58:44] First things first, let me get the egg slash egg whites out and take a sip real quick.

[00:58:52] Woo!

[00:58:53] All right, look here.

[00:58:56] Now look here.

[00:59:03] And age, we only use one of those now,

[00:59:06] but it's still important.

[00:59:11] Where's the egg whites I used there?

[00:59:16] Hold up!

[00:59:22] There it is.

[00:59:24] All right.

[00:59:26] Eggs, egg whites.

[00:59:33] So on the table we got a scale, eggs, and egg whites.

[00:59:37] Also, you're gonna need a bowl.

[00:59:45] There's the bowl.

[00:59:48] I gotta go get that, cause I'm stupid.

[00:59:55] My fault.

[00:59:56] See, that's what I give for trying to be funny, I just need to, you know, just give it up.

[01:00:06] Here you go.

[01:00:12] Bowl.

[01:00:19] So now what you're going to do with the bowl, you're going to follow these instructions

[01:00:23] right here.

[01:00:25] Also, get out your Colby Jack cheese work.

[01:00:32] Colby Jack goes best on the eggs.

[01:00:34] I don't care what nobody got to say.

[01:00:36] Colby Jack cheese is the best on the eggs, period.

[01:00:39] I don't care what nobody says.

[01:00:41] You walk with the Colby Jack.

[01:00:43] Also, we have here, this is two.

[01:00:55] Two turkey sausage patties here, two of them, don't go more, don't go less, unless you want some extra calories in it, whatever.

[01:01:05] So, now that everything's on this table right here, we start getting everything prepared to go in a skip.

[01:01:18] It's like one if you're following a ball.

[01:01:22] First things first.

[01:01:29] One egg goes in a bowl.

[01:01:31] One.

[01:01:32] Not two.

[01:01:33] One egg goes in a bowl.

[01:01:42] No, he had executed right there.

[01:01:44] Oh, yeah.

[01:01:49] Oh, yeah.

[01:01:54] Next.

[01:01:58] Now you're done with the eggs right there.

[01:02:02] You're done with the eggs. Say yes, chef. We're done with the eggs.

[01:02:08] Yeah.

[01:02:11] Now, this next part is of great importance.

[01:02:19] You can't mess your measurements up.

[01:02:22] So, so far, all we've gotten in this bowl is an egg.

[01:02:25] Just an egg, bro. There's one egg in a bowl.

[01:02:30] This part's super important.

[01:02:32] Get yourself a measuring, like, what are they measuring, what are they called, a measuring cup or just a regular cup, no matter.

[01:02:47] I like using a measuring cup because it's professional.

[01:02:51] Now, pay close attention if you ever want K-soaps.

[01:02:57] You take your food scale, okay?

[01:03:00] You hit power.

[01:03:02] When you hit that power button, that means you turn it on, okay?

[01:03:06] Next, make sure the unit of measurement is set on grams.

[01:03:11] Grounds is the unit of measurement that it needs to be set on.

[01:03:15] Okay?

[01:03:16] So what you're going to do is you're going to ask if you have it on and have it on

[01:03:20] grams.

[01:03:21] sound. Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna ask you have it on and have it on grams.

[01:03:29] Take your measuring cup if he place it on the scale. Give it a second and then it's gonna show

[01:03:37] that there's something in there which you hit tear on the scale and when it hits tear now the

[01:03:45] scale says zero which means it's weighing on a blank slate which means it's not measuring

[01:03:50] in the cup. Now this is the most important part of the recipe. The egg whites. You're

[01:03:58] going to pour the egg whites into this cup until it says 230 grams. Okay, give or take

[01:04:06] five grams here or there. You can never get it perfect, but you're gonna pour it until it says 230.

[01:04:24] Shhh, shhh, shhh. Hush. I have to focus.

[01:04:28] I'm off my board. I have it at 234 grams that's gone.

[01:04:41] Next, what you're going to do. You are going to pour your 230 grams of egg whites into

[01:04:54] your bowl that has the one egg in it. So just as simple as boop. Now what you have in this

[01:05:04] bowl is one whole egg and 230 grams of egg whites. So you still get that egg flavor but

[01:05:12] less calories because you're using egg whites and only one whole egg. You're welcome. Yeah,

[01:05:21] Yeah, 234 is at whatever.

[01:05:27] Oh, so cool!

[01:05:33] Do yourself and everyone around you a favor.

[01:05:37] Wash your dishes as you go.

[01:05:39] Because if you wash your dishes as you go, once you're done cooking, you can just eat

[01:05:59] Now, at this point in time, what you're going to do is we're going to season our egg

[01:06:24] slash egg whites here and we are going to go salt a whole bunch of it don't play with me

[01:06:42] because if you don't season the egg whites it just tastes like you're eating air you don't want

[01:06:47] You put a whole bunch of salt in here, that's probably about enough.

[01:06:55] You can't do them or it don't really matter.

[01:06:58] You gotta make them in white states, give them.

[01:07:04] Next!

[01:07:05] You saw that pepper on that.

[01:07:11] I like the decent amount of pepper on that.

[01:07:16] It wasn't all the way secure.

[01:07:21] Decent amount of pepper on that.

[01:07:25] Next.

[01:07:30] Go a little bit of garlic powder in there.

[01:07:34] Not too much.

[01:07:35] If you get too much garlic powder in there,

[01:07:37] it's going to want to taste like boo-boo.

[01:07:42] Something like that, right there.

[01:07:46] Do I put anything else in here? I don't think I do. So as you can tell our egg

[01:07:58] mixture has seasonings all in it, which that's not good for anything if you

[01:08:03] don't stir it up. Okay, so I thought you just dropped that thing on the floor and

[01:08:10] didn't wash it when you put it back up. I did. Does it matter? No it doesn't.

[01:08:16] Stir it up.

[01:08:26] Stir it up real good now.

[01:08:34] Boom.

[01:08:36] Now our one egg and 230 grams of egg whites are stirred up.

[01:08:46] Now, the next step that you're going to want to do, you can go ahead and measure out your

[01:08:59] cheese.

[01:09:00] Matter of fact, let's go ahead and measure out our cheese.

[01:09:02] It don't matter what cup you use, I'm going to use a red cello cup.

[01:09:09] Turn your scale back on.

[01:09:10] Now, this part's important, too.

[01:09:11] You've got to get your measurements right.

[01:09:14] Once you cup on the scale, hit tail again so it zeroes back out.

[01:09:19] You know what I mean?

[01:09:23] What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, say yes, chef, if you're paying attention.

[01:09:28] What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, 28 grams.

[01:09:34] Okay, 28 grams.

[01:09:37] Which means you just put the cheese in here until it says 28 grams on its head.

[01:09:44] That's 9 grams.

[01:09:57] That's 18 grams right there.

[01:10:03] Little bit more. Little pinch.

[01:10:08] Did you hear that beep?

[01:10:11] That's the noise of the air fryer going off.

[01:10:18] How many grams did I say that I say 28 grams? That's 25 grams.

[01:10:26] 26 grams.

[01:10:28] 28 grams of cheese!

[01:10:47] Now we put that to the side, that goes in almost last.

[01:10:51] We have our cheese measured out.

[01:10:53] And at this point, I just heard the air fryer go off.

[01:11:00] So that means it's time to go ahead and start

[01:11:02] the cooking process of the eggs here.

[01:11:06] Zoom is starting again.

[01:11:09] Right there.

[01:11:11] Just slide a little bit.

[01:11:12] Hold up.

[01:11:13] Oh, yeah.

[01:11:13] Also, when we start this up, before I start this up, this is when we take our turkey sausage

[01:11:27] patties, two of them, put them in the microwave for a minute.

[01:11:30] Yes, chef.

[01:11:31] One minute in the microwave.

[01:11:32] That's all they need.

[01:11:33] It's one minute in the microwave.

[01:11:34] That's all they need. It's one minute in the microwave.

[01:11:42] Oh.

[01:11:44] Oh, that looks nasty.

[01:11:53] Okay.

[01:11:57] Two turkey sausages on the plate.

[01:11:59] They go in the microwave for one minute flat.

[01:12:04] This is a microwave.

[01:12:08] One minute.

[01:12:15] Now what we're going to do

[01:12:22] is we're going to go get our hash brown

[01:12:25] out of the air fryer.

[01:12:29] Give me one moment.

[01:12:31] Now that hash brown, when you put it in that air fryer for 12 minutes at 400 degrees exactly,

[01:12:40] it comes out looking perfect every time.

[01:12:42] Watch this.

[01:12:43] Oh, man!

[01:12:44] Oh, man!

[01:12:45] Oh, man!

[01:12:46] Oh, man!

[01:12:47] Oh, man!

[01:12:48] Oh, man!

[01:12:49] Oh, man!

[01:12:50] Oh, man!

[01:12:51] Oh, man!

[01:12:52] Oh, man!

[01:12:53] Oh, man!

[01:12:54] Oh, man!

[01:12:55] Oh, man!

[01:12:56] Oh, man!

[01:12:57] Oh, man!

[01:12:58] Oh, man!

[01:12:59] Oh, man!

[01:13:00] Would you just look at it? That, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfectly done hash brown.

[01:13:10] It's beautiful. Now, is my absolute least favorite part of the recipe here. I hate doing this.

[01:13:20] It looks stupid. It is stupid. But it is what it is. Also, while we're about to do this stupid process,

[01:13:27] Let's go ahead and get the egg mixture started in the skillet.

[01:13:31] What you don't want to do is get you some of that Pam.

[01:13:35] Spray just a little bit of that on that skillet right there.

[01:13:38] Look at that.

[01:13:39] Bop!

[01:13:44] Next, turn your skillet on medium-high heat.

[01:13:49] I have one that goes up to 10, so I put it on 8.

[01:13:54] Take your egg mixture, the egg mixture just goes into the skillet and that's going to heat up.

[01:14:03] Now, hold on, hold on Carter, we're not done yet.

[01:14:17] All right.

[01:14:20] The sausage just peaked, which means now it's

[01:14:24] my least favorite part of the recipe.

[01:14:26] I hate doing it.

[01:14:31] Two sausage patties are going on the plate with the hash brown.

[01:14:36] Now you may be saying, yo, it's a hash brown bowl, you idiot.

[01:14:39] Why are they still whole?

[01:14:42] This is when the queso smash-up form comes into play.

[01:14:47] So what you're going to do is you're going to smash up the hash browns and the sausages

[01:15:01] onto the plate.

[01:15:03] Just dice it up with the end of the shovel here.

[01:15:12] See how it's getting all like.

[01:15:13] You see that?

[01:15:18] Now you do the same thing with the sauce.

[01:15:19] Just keep your hands open and up.

[01:15:33] Look at that, Chad.

[01:15:36] I mean, big dog.

[01:15:38] What else do you want me to do for this?

[01:15:47] Now after the sausage and the hash browns are all diced up,

[01:15:51] just mix it in, mix it in together, you know what I mean?

[01:15:57] Look at that, look at that number right there.

[01:15:59] Absolute perfection.

[01:16:01] There's no way around it.

[01:16:02] We're gonna use this same show

[01:16:04] if we're scooping the eggs around.

[01:16:06] We're going to just dice up one hash brown patty and two turkey sausage patties.

[01:16:15] We're going to put that over here.

[01:16:16] We're going to leave that there until the eggs are done.

[01:16:18] Also, remember, we've still got our cheese over here chilling.

[01:16:22] That goes on next to last.

[01:16:27] Don't forget to put your cheese in the fridge when you're done with it.

[01:16:29] Good.

[01:16:32] Now, all we're waiting on,

[01:16:37] all we're waiting on right now, ladies and gentlemen,

[01:16:40] is the eggs to start turning white in that skillet.

[01:16:44] And when they start turning white,

[01:16:46] that is when you start stirring them.

[01:16:48] Yes, chef.

[01:16:51] And then you may be thinking,

[01:16:53] man, this looks kind of stupid.

[01:16:55] Just watch.

[01:16:56] When it all comes together, it's beautiful.

[01:16:58] It's only 535 calories and 49 grams of protein.

[01:17:02] That calorie to protein ratio is absolutely unbelievable.

[01:17:06] I should be charging y'all for this info.

[01:17:10] But I'm not.

[01:17:11] I'm sending it out for free because I'm a good dude.

[01:17:15] The eggs are starting to turn white, ladies and gentlemen.

[01:17:21] Now it is time to start stirring our eggs here.

[01:17:28] Now just, you know, just normal fringes. Just do it until it's done.

[01:17:39] Oh, yeah, it's beautiful.

[01:17:45] It's beautiful.

[01:17:48] Let me tell you, buddy.

[01:17:52] Some things in life...

[01:17:54] Some things in life can't be beautiful, like the heinous hash brown ball.

[01:18:01] Keep stirring until the eggs are all solided up.

[01:18:09] And I'll show you what they look like. We're almost there.

[01:18:15] I eat this almost every day.

[01:18:22] I mean it's only 535 calories of 49 grams of protein you really can't eat.

[01:18:32] Look at that.

[01:18:35] Eggs are done.

[01:18:37] Check off the heat.

[01:18:39] Do a little bit of edge to stir and look at that.

[01:18:44] Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.

[01:18:54] And now it all comes together like a beautiful painting.

[01:19:00] Take your cheese now, go over the top, it's important.

[01:19:05] The cheese goes on before the eggs, so the cheese can melt in.

[01:19:10] in. Boom. And then your eggs go over the top of the sausage, the hash brown, and the cheese.

[01:19:18] And then you stir it all in.

[01:19:29] Hold up.

[01:19:30] Look at this, watch when it's all stirred up, watch.

[01:19:54] Look at that, the cheese starts melting in with the egg whites and that sausage and

[01:19:59] That hash brown, you may think mandarin eggs with awful white,

[01:20:03] that can't taste good.

[01:20:04] I promise you, if you season them the way I did,

[01:20:07] combined with that Colby Jack cheese,

[01:20:10] combined with that sausage,

[01:20:13] combined with that hash brown,

[01:20:16] it comes out to a beautiful,

[01:20:21] absolutely majestic thing.

[01:20:28] Hold on.

[01:20:29] It looks fire.

[01:20:37] The crazy thing is, it literally tastes almost like a Waffle House hash brown bowl, but it's

[01:20:44] 535 calories and 49 grams of protein.

[01:20:48] That should be illegal.

[01:20:56] Look at that, bro.

[01:21:02] Shlaw.

[01:21:04] Look at that.

[01:21:05] Look at the cheese.

[01:21:07] Look at the hash brown.

[01:21:08] Look at the eggs.

[01:21:09] Look at the sausage.

[01:21:12] I mean, cuck.

[01:21:17] And it's good.

[01:21:18] Need some hot sauce?

[01:21:19] Nope.

[01:21:21] The first time I did it, I did it.

[01:21:22] With hot sauce, it's way better on its own.

[01:21:26] Look at that.

[01:21:30] Lori with the five, thank you.

[01:21:35] You know, I swear.

[01:21:39] But that fan made me look fat, bro.

[01:21:41] Look at that.

[01:21:42] I'm not that fat.

[01:21:46] That's good eating right there, buddy.

[01:21:52] That's good eating right there.

[01:21:56] Did you like my recipe?

[01:22:00] That's free now.

[01:22:04] That's free.

[01:22:08] You're welcome. Hey, you are welcome.

[01:22:12] This has been cooking with queso.

[01:22:16] Hash brown bowl.

[01:22:20] Hey, you're welcome, partner.

[01:22:42] Oh, yeah.

[01:22:52] Remember, 535 calories, 49 grams of protein.

[01:23:04] Okay?

[01:23:07] Gordon Ramsay has 24 hours to respond, bro.

[01:23:10] I just put y'all on.

[01:23:12] your happy 19th birthday bell.

[01:23:16] I just put y'all on.

[01:23:21] That ain't doing it.

[01:23:40] Go.

[01:23:42] That's some good eating right there.

[01:23:55] No ketchup?

[01:23:56] You don't need no ketchup.

[01:23:57] That's extra calorie, bro.

[01:24:01] If I was making something, I didn't care about the calorie to protein ratio, I could

[01:24:04] have whipped up something devious in here.

[01:24:06] I ain't had any ketchup, but it is.

[01:24:11] me look here hey look here you know what I mean no I almost lost my life almost

[01:24:29] I almost choked almost choked turkey sauces or turkey patty turkey sauce

[01:24:42] what was I doing again oh yeah chat look here I've done it with hot sauce it's

[01:24:54] better with no sauce I'm dead serious it's better. Carolina with the five. Chat no

[01:25:00] joke are y'all gonna try this? If you're trying to eat healthy I swear it's good.

[01:25:15] You better try it chat. My mom said you did so much better without me. No. Hey

[01:25:23] case if you don't mind can you start over from the very beginning I just found

[01:25:27] my pen and notepad

[01:25:34] you're gonna have to tune into the second channel

[01:25:45] you want to tune into the second YouTube channel more case so because I

[01:25:50] I ain't startin' that over.

[01:25:57] Be some wash while I'm eatin' it.

[01:26:15] All right, we're doin' job!

[01:26:20] Oh, I'll try to do something to watch while I'm eating.

[01:26:27] Cover the grounds.

[01:26:29] Make sure she's not hiding.

[01:26:31] Right there.

[01:26:33] I hear the blues about to head off.

[01:26:43] Okay, my boy, shoot.

[01:26:50] My boy won't do it right now.

[01:27:00] Yeah, look at how locked in he is I need to when he's locked in

[01:27:21] Look at him, Chattie locked in.

[01:27:35] Looks like a little dog playing with a toy or something, just locked in.

[01:27:40] I wanted to trap you here.

[01:27:50] Trying to be up late this game?

[01:27:55] Well he's on the easiest difficulty?

[01:27:57] No he's not.

[01:27:58] Is he really?

[01:27:59] No he is not.

[01:28:00] No he's not.

[01:28:01] Fuck this guy ass.

[01:28:02] You know what?

[01:28:03] I don't blame him.

[01:28:04] I don't blame him.

[01:28:05] I don't blame him.

[01:28:06] I don't blame him.

[01:28:07] I don't blame him.

[01:28:08] Fuck this guy ass.

[01:28:09] You know what? I don't blame him.

[01:28:17] Hold on, Momos, don't eat me.

[01:28:24] There you go!

[01:28:29] Blow his head out!

[01:28:33] Ow!

[01:28:36] No, please!

[01:28:39] He needs a mobby in his chat, I would have banned this dude right here.

[01:28:53] I would have banned, I would have banned this dude right here.

[01:28:59] I would have banned this dude right here.

[01:29:02] Hey, he needs the mobby in his chat, I'm about to clear that thing out.

[01:29:12] Come on, chat, I'm almost done.

[01:29:23] out of being that dude right though. All of his men want to kill me, but you want to give me a learn.

[01:29:35] Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that is crazy right there. Yo, let's get this, let's get this dude banned right here.

[01:29:43] I hate this for it. What more does this again?

[01:29:49] I wanted to get themselves my car.

[01:30:19] to cry looks like diarrhea

[01:30:28] no joke I tried to get themselves in that car wouldn't go through

[01:30:37] my car wouldn't go through

[01:30:40] hold on time almost done eat hold on give me a minute

[01:30:43] oh man that's nasty

[01:30:49] You know what I mean?

[01:30:51] They didn't give us a choice.

[01:30:54] Why don't you follow them real ones now?

[01:30:56] Why can't follow anybody in my whole family or die?

[01:31:00] Kill to survive.

[01:31:01] Well, David gives me some weird ass vibes.

[01:31:04] We have to take care of our own.

[01:31:06] My enemy's necessary.

[01:31:08] Can't do it.

[01:31:10] So now what?

[01:31:11] But if I was going to follow, it'd be my boy.

[01:31:16] I'd rather not.

[01:31:20] Please tell me, Ellie.

[01:31:24] You're so foolish.

[01:31:25] Yo, Ellie got so much orichage, it's actually crazy, bruh.

[01:31:28] You're contrary.

[01:31:31] I've been bad.

[01:31:34] Quite honest, bruh.

[01:31:38] Bro, Ellie is so tough, bruh, it's crazy, dude.

[01:31:41] The only way I'm gonna be able to convince her-

[01:31:42] I remember when I first played the last of us,

[01:31:44] I thought it was gonna be terrible.

[01:31:46] I thought it was going to be like an Ashley and Leon situation to where you're like carrying

[01:31:51] this little kid around and she don't know how to do nothing because she's like 12.

[01:31:56] But nah, she is tough.

[01:31:58] Now that being said in the remake, in the Resident Evil 4 remake, Ashley is actually

[01:32:04] the goat.

[01:32:05] In the OG Resident Evil 4 she is hard to deal with, but in the Resident Evil 4 remake she

[01:32:09] She, she got it.

[01:32:27] Come on my last bite.

[01:32:39] Oh, he is.

[01:32:41] He's up with the 10,000 bits.

[01:32:43] He's a mom.

[01:32:45] From Casey's car to client.

[01:32:47] He's good scripted.

[01:32:51] Thank you, Casey.

[01:32:53] Fucking finger!

[01:32:57] I can't prove it, but I'm 99.

[01:33:03] He's just not giving me good vibes.

[01:33:05] I think this guy's evil.

[01:33:06] Yeah, he is.

[01:33:07] Why's he touching my hand?

[01:33:10] Goal. Ain't all that.

[01:33:12] Time to get pieces.

[01:33:15] Hey, W. M-

[01:33:17] Hey!

[01:33:19] Oh!

[01:33:21] I don't know how to do a rape, which ain't a baby.

[01:33:24] I don't know if this guy's sus.

[01:33:29] Everybody in the last of us is sus.

[01:33:37] The goat, the goat is up, the goat.

[01:33:43] Ellie?

[01:33:55] That was goody, right there, Chad. Let me tell you that's goody.

[01:33:59] For Chad.

[01:34:01] David served Ellie human means.

[01:34:05] Everybody in the chat is now thirsting for Joel, of course

[01:34:10] Go figure, buddy

[01:34:13] Go figure who would have thought

[01:34:20] Who would have thought I

[01:34:22] Might just stick with the shirt and be to rest the stream. I don't feel like changing again. Oh

[01:34:27] Man I fool, bro

[01:34:31] Man I fool

[01:34:35] Oh, yeah, Chad, did you enjoy that cooking with queso right there?

[01:34:46] You're welcome for the free recipe.

[01:34:48] Hey, I don't just give those, hey, I don't just give those recipes out to anybody.

[01:34:57] Okay.

[01:35:00] Do more spontaneous cooks.

[01:35:02] Should I do more spontaneous cooks?

[01:35:07] You know what time it is now, though, don't you?

[01:35:10] Hey, you know what time it is now, don't you?

[01:35:17] Yeah, you do.

[01:35:19] What time is it, buddy?

[01:35:24] Hey, what time is it?

[01:35:32] I know, you know, spooky time, buddy.

[01:35:41] Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it is a great time because it is time of the spooky.

[01:35:56] You already know.

[01:36:00] Type one if you know type two if you don't know type one if you know type two

[01:36:12] if you don't know it is spooky time up in here

[01:36:21] man that brown ball was good Chad I swear

[01:36:30] you

[01:37:00] you

[01:37:30] you

[01:38:00] you

[01:38:30] you

[01:39:00] You

[01:39:30] I've been every heart beat, I've fallen in love with never with me

[01:39:37] I ask in you, do you know about me?

[01:39:41] How will I know? Give me a stick, give me a leaf

[01:39:45] I've fallen in love, but I do share a hand with you

[01:39:49] Falling in love, it's all better, baby

[01:39:53] Spooky time!

[01:39:58] Spooky time, buddy!

[01:40:15] You better believe it.

[01:40:20] You got you a dive beyond, Bubba?

[01:40:32] Huh?

[01:40:33] I want to know.

[01:40:34] I want to know.

[01:40:36] Ha!

[01:40:38] How it ain't up?

[01:40:39] I think you really love me.

[01:40:42] I say a prayer and then I reach for you.

[01:40:46] I fall in love.

[01:40:48] Only me.

[01:40:51] Get you a diaper, young brother.

[01:40:53] You already know what time it is.

[01:40:56] It is time of the spooky up in this thing.

[01:41:03] right here right now. Name of this game is um there is no, there's no title.

[01:41:19] Nightguard the last shift. Now you know me. I have some experience working the

[01:41:28] night shift. Okay. I have some experience doing that. So I should be good at this.

[01:41:39] All things considered. Options, video, what?

[01:41:46] Bro, you can't be having pop ups like that. I thought I was cool.

[01:41:49] I can't what I can't turn the frames up past 60. I bet

[01:41:57] Star four systems.com what you talking about?

[01:42:01] All right lock in

[01:42:05] Let's go night guard the last shift

[01:42:10] Gg

[01:42:12] Into the guard booth. Yeah, Gg

[01:42:14] You'll never believe this.

[01:42:19] The sensitivity is perfect off-route.

[01:42:24] Booty crust sprinkles with the five.

[01:42:26] You know what else you'll never guess?

[01:42:28] I'm plopping the car off.

[01:42:44] Don't judge me.

[01:42:49] Hey, don't judge me, pal.

[01:42:55] All right, let's enter the guard booth.

[01:43:00] Y'all remember that horror game that we played a long time ago called the guard booth?

[01:43:04] Literally, I think that's what the name of it was.

[01:43:06] Place the gun on the desk.

[01:43:08] Wait, what?

[01:43:10] We brought a bleakie.

[01:43:14] Pick up the keyboard.

[01:43:15] Wait, is this like that guard booth game?

[01:43:20] Eugene with the five thank you.

[01:43:23] Where my clipboard at?

[01:43:25] Wait for the next vehicle.

[01:43:26] Okay, so this is like the guard booth game.

[01:43:30] Oh, these must be the license plates we gotta match up.

[01:43:35] Wait, that is just like that game.

[01:43:36] Catherine with the five thank you.

[01:43:40] Okay, so Krusty cheeks with the five what?

[01:43:44] What cars that hey, how you doing? Well, I don't need to be nice on the guard. Let me be gruff

[01:44:03] Hello Melissa with the five, thank you

[01:44:10] Welcome. Give me a second. I need to check your license plate.

[01:44:13] Do they pay you to talk?

[01:44:16] No, but they pay me to beat people to death with a night stick.

[01:44:19] You want to be the first one?

[01:44:28] I'm not about to start my night off like this.

[01:44:31] Ain't no way!

[01:44:33] Wait!

[01:44:40] Maximus with the five.

[01:44:42] None lost your mind.

[01:44:47] CON01EE.

[01:44:52] I suppose you're good to go, unfortunately.

[01:44:56] Wait, I did not mean to deny that.

[01:44:59] Wait, I did not mean to.

[01:45:03] I'm going to restart.

[01:45:15] I didn't know how that worked.

[01:45:16] I'm going to just restart real quick.

[01:45:18] I thought I was going to tell him he was good to go.

[01:45:22] OK, never mind.

[01:45:25] Oh, it's randomized.

[01:45:26] That's kind of cool.

[01:45:28] So if they're good, I just do this.

[01:45:30] OK, I got it now.

[01:45:33] Hold on, make sure nobody's coming through here real quick.

[01:45:37] Chad, it was my first day on the job, man.

[01:45:39] Cut me some slack.

[01:45:42] It's all right.

[01:45:47] Hello?

[01:45:50] Is that the same guy?

[01:45:53] Give her a license plate, though.

[01:46:01] Give me a second.

[01:46:02] you check your license plate. All right. See this guy wasn't rude. Thank you so much. You just said

[01:46:08] all right. Thank you so much. 0xD76TT. You're good to go. Let me open the door now.

[01:46:24] You're good to go. Thank you so much for being polite. Have a great day at work or whatever

[01:46:29] you're doing. Thank you. W guard chat. This place is in

[01:46:39] good hands with me running the gate.

[01:46:59] What is this goober doing?

[01:47:17] Just decide on a spot.

[01:47:21] There we go.

[01:47:25] Have a good day at work.

[01:47:26] Thank you.

[01:47:27] Oh, bro snapped up. Why is he? He good?

[01:47:35] All right, I guess we just wait for another, uh, car to come through.

[01:47:39] This is a chill job. Chad, would you do this job?

[01:47:42] Oh, another car. Lock in.

[01:47:52] Hello?

[01:47:57] Um, good evening. Let me check your license plate. Come on, I'm going to hurry. Don't

[01:48:05] rush me. I have to do this. This is for everyone's safety, including yours. Thank you very much.

[01:48:15] ABC 98 FF. That is the third one on the list. They're good to go.

[01:48:27] Hey, you're good to go, but don't you ever rush me again. You understand me? Go ahead.

[01:48:34] You're happy birthday, Annie.

[01:48:37] Try to tell Annie happy birthday, happy birthday, Annie.

[01:48:44] All right, close that.

[01:48:46] Chad, look here.

[01:48:47] Don't nobody want to play with me, because look, somebody wants to give me some attitude.

[01:48:55] There's going to be problems.

[01:48:59] Waitin' on another one.

[01:49:11] Lock in.

[01:49:13] Type one if your name is Annie.

[01:49:17] Oh, hey, hey look here bud.

[01:49:21] Don't you ever rush me again.

[01:49:23] You're lucky I can't come over there.

[01:49:25] Don't you ever rush me again.

[01:49:26] I hope you have a terrible day at work.

[01:49:29] That's how you stand on business right there chatting. Don't let nobody run over you. You

[01:49:36] got to stand you got to stand up for yourself. Okay. Wait, can you look at you can look

[01:49:43] Okay, Cams, that's not good.

[01:49:47] GG.

[01:49:52] I hear a car.

[01:49:55] Hello there.

[01:50:02] How are you doing on this fine evening?

[01:50:06] Welcome, give me a second.

[01:50:07] I need to check your license plate.

[01:50:09] Come on, I'm gonna hurry.

[01:50:13] That is not a valid license plate, darm.

[01:50:20] Right?

[01:50:21] Yeah, that's not a valid license plate.

[01:50:25] Hey, your license plate does not match my papers here.

[01:50:29] You can't come through.

[01:50:31] Have a good one.

[01:50:33] What did you say?

[01:50:34] I'm speaking to the manager.

[01:50:35] I am the manager, buddy.

[01:50:37] Yeah, exactly.

[01:50:38] What you gotta say?

[01:50:39] I'm speaking to the manager.

[01:50:40] Yeah, exactly. What you gotta say about that?

[01:50:43] I am the manager.

[01:50:47] Get up out of here!

[01:50:56] I'mma make sure you get all the way out of here.

[01:51:02] I can't go no further than that.

[01:51:05] Who could possibly be calling us right now, Chad?

[01:51:10] Hello?

[01:51:11] Hey, Logan, it's Matt.

[01:51:14] I'm Logan.

[01:51:15] Oh, hey, Matt, what's up?

[01:51:18] I forgot to restock the paper roll in the ticket printer.

[01:51:22] Can you take care of it?

[01:51:23] Since it's a question, I'm just going to say no.

[01:51:28] I absolutely cannot take care of that.

[01:51:30] I got other businesses to attend to.

[01:51:34] What choice do I have?

[01:51:37] There should be a few roles left in the maintenance room.

[01:51:40] I'll get to at least, I'll get to, who?

[01:51:45] Who, who, who, who, who, who?

[01:51:53] At least I'll get to stretch my legs.

[01:51:56] All right, I guess I'm a night guard

[01:51:59] and a maintenance individual.

[01:52:01] Oh, this kind of, Chad, I haven't let three cars in here have I?

[01:52:12] Where's the maintenance room at?

[01:52:14] Oh, this kind of, Chad, you don't do chap parking garages are creepy at night, bro.

[01:52:19] I swear.

[01:52:20] Okay, just got to be it over here.

[01:52:27] I left the gun.

[01:52:29] It's all right.

[01:52:31] Surely we won't need it.

[01:52:33] OK, is this it?

[01:52:34] Oh, that's the elevator.

[01:52:37] Here we go.

[01:52:39] Oh, no.

[01:52:44] Hey, find and pick up the paper, the printer paper roll.

[01:52:51] This looks like it would be in here, maybe.

[01:52:54] No chat work, GG.

[01:52:59] I should have brought the gun, huh?

[01:53:04] Somebody said the gun will be gone.

[01:53:06] Could you imagine?

[01:53:10] Not only would I get fired, I would get like arrested.

[01:53:13] That is like insane negligence right there.

[01:53:16] Okay, this is very back roomy.

[01:53:20] Where is the wallpaper wall?

[01:53:26] Paper roll.

[01:53:30] Huh?

[01:53:34] Paper roll.

[01:53:38] Chat, there's no way this is in my job title. I'm the security guard.

[01:53:42] Gigi.

[01:53:46] Chat, it's not in here.

[01:53:50] It said printer paper roll.

[01:53:54] It said printer paper. That's what we're looking for. You already know what's

[01:54:01] gonna happen if we can go here. I need to go back to the guard booth. No joke. I

[01:54:07] don't have time for this. It's probably a car waiting. I gotta go back. I don't

[01:54:12] know where the paper is. I'm gonna call that new back or something. I've been

[01:54:15] gone too long. I sold. Oh my goodness. I sold. I sold.

[01:54:20] Lord have mercy. It is over. What have y'all done chat? Y'all really did it this time? Oh!

[01:54:28] There ain't nobody here. I gotta call this dude back. Find and pick up the printer paper roll.

[01:54:41] Can I get my gun and bring it with me?

[01:54:46] I can't.

[01:54:48] Leave him that here?

[01:54:56] Where is the printer paper?

[01:54:58] I know y'all did something with it.

[01:55:02] He's so drunk.

[01:55:03] He's doing all this running.

[01:55:10] Yo, happy birthday, Coco Poofs! Thank you!

[01:55:17] No, I can't take the elevator.

[01:55:19] So I actually have no idea, chat, where this is. That's not it.

[01:55:27] That's not it.

[01:55:29] That's not it.

[01:55:31] It was literally like one pixel on the table.

[01:55:52] That thing was the size of like me on that table right there.

[01:55:55] That is crazy.

[01:55:56] I'll just bring this back.

[01:55:59] I'm assuming the ticket printer's like in our booth.

[01:56:06] OK, still no car.

[01:56:07] That's good.

[01:56:08] Where's the ticket printer at?

[01:56:13] Ticket printer?

[01:56:17] Insert the paper mold into the ticket printer.

[01:56:21] Where exactly would that be?

[01:56:25] That's Keith's.

[01:56:32] Chad is my first day on the job, Chil.

[01:56:41] It's my first day on the job, relax.

[01:56:46] OK, there we go.

[01:56:47] We're good.

[01:56:49] Now we wait for the next vehicle.

[01:56:53] What's the name of this game?

[01:56:55] nightguard shift, night shift or something, something like that.

[01:57:07] This is kind of a vibe.

[01:57:08] Chad, type one of your security guard IRL.

[01:57:11] It seems like a shield job and everything's going good.

[01:57:18] Oh, I hear a car.

[01:57:25] How you doing?

[01:57:32] Yes, good evening, I need to check your license plate.

[01:57:38] What are you waiting for?

[01:57:42] Every single person that's came through here has been rude except for the first guy by

[01:57:45] the way.

[01:57:48] Yum!

[01:57:51] That is a active correct license plate.

[01:57:54] Unfortunately, you're good to go.

[01:57:58] Go ahead.

[01:57:59] Have a good day, I guess.

[01:58:02] Hurry up now, get on my feet.

[01:58:12] Yum.

[01:58:16] Case what snack should I order?

[01:58:20] Gets you some hot Cheeto puffs.

[01:58:23] get some Reese's Pieces also get you some uh get some uh like some sour

[01:58:36] skills

[01:58:44] hot Cheetos are fire hot Cheetos are fire but I'm specifically saying the

[01:58:48] Hot Cheeto Puffs. Hot Cheeto Puffs are actually like, bro.

[01:58:54] They're great.

[01:58:58] How are you? Everybody runs the same car.

[01:59:03] How you doing?

[01:59:07] Give me a second, you need to check your license plate.

[01:59:09] What do you wait for?

[01:59:10] Why is everybody so disgustingly rude?

[01:59:14] That is not a valid license plate.

[01:59:19] Nope.

[01:59:20] Make sure.

[01:59:22] Nope.

[01:59:24] Hey.

[01:59:26] Guess what, buddy.

[01:59:28] Denied!

[01:59:30] Oh, dear, one of these days I'm going to lose my mind.

[01:59:33] Is that a threat?

[01:59:39] That sounded like a threat to me, Chad.

[01:59:41] I'm not going to lie.

[01:59:44] Check the cameras.

[01:59:51] GG.

[02:00:14] Wait, what? He should be walking right there if he was on that camera.

[02:00:23] Oh, there he is. Okay, now that's just the person that we let in first leading chat. We're good, chill.

[02:00:28] That's the person that we let in first that actually wasn't rude. Looks like they're leaving. Hey, that's a short shift.

[02:00:35] That was enough for like 10 minutes. What kind of job you got?

[02:00:39] Do I gotta let him out too, I'm assuming?

[02:00:45] Yep.

[02:00:46] You have a good day at work.

[02:00:50] All right.

[02:00:51] Do I need to talk to you?

[02:00:55] No.

[02:00:56] Have yourself a good night, thank you.

[02:01:05] Hello.

[02:01:06] Hello.

[02:01:07] Hello.

[02:01:08] Hello? Hey Logan, it's me. Me who? The big boss. Oh, GG. The one and only. A customer

[02:01:19] called with a complaint says a nail punctured one of his tires and wants us

[02:01:24] to fix it. Take care of it.

[02:01:27] What? What on this planet Earth does that actually have to do with me?

[02:01:44] Bro, what does that have to do with me?

[02:01:55] How can you even pinpoint that the nail came from us?

[02:02:01] What do we got a company branded nail?

[02:02:09] Take care of it, we don't even have the tools

[02:02:11] to patch a tire.

[02:02:12] Just use the tire inflator in the maintenance room.

[02:02:15] It should hang on, log it up for him to get out of here.

[02:02:19] I have a question.

[02:02:21] Shoot.

[02:02:23] You're going to include this as overtime pay, right?

[02:02:25] Oh my goodness, W main character.

[02:02:28] Finally asking the important questions.

[02:02:32] Boss, he hung up.

[02:02:34] I should quit right now.

[02:02:36] On everything I love, I should quit right now.

[02:02:40] You got me all the way messed up.

[02:02:46] Was that car there before?

[02:02:50] Wait, that's a red car.

[02:02:52] That car was not red when I inspected it.

[02:02:55] What?

[02:03:01] I didn't even see a tire inflator.

[02:03:03] Tire inflator? Boss? Ha? Oh, wait a minute. You think I'm going to sit out here with

[02:03:26] with a manual tire inflator.

[02:03:29] This is gonna take an hour.

[02:03:33] Hey, Chad, I'm the security guard, by the way.

[02:03:37] This what you use to air up like an inner tube or something.

[02:03:44] Whose car is it?

[02:03:52] None of these look flat.

[02:03:56] Jack, this is actually ridiculous.

[02:04:02] L Parker, by the way.

[02:04:13] Oh, I ain't got a man to be doing it.

[02:04:14] We're good.

[02:04:17] Who?

[02:04:17] That thing is old!

[02:04:18] You know we got a tire rim fighter from the 1950s.

[02:04:36] Put it back.

[02:04:37] I cannot believe, you know I'm trying to complain because at least I got a job, you know what

[02:04:41] I mean.

[02:04:42] But I cannot believe they are making me do all of this when I'm the security boot guy.

[02:04:48] All right, let's get back to our booth real quick.

[02:04:55] Do I hear something?

[02:04:59] All right, let's get back to our booth real quick.

[02:05:06] Do I hear something?

[02:05:08] Okay.

[02:05:15] Oh, making sure that goes.

[02:05:31] Yes.

[02:05:33] Yes, I need to check your license plate.

[02:05:38] Didn't even say anything.

[02:05:40] There is no way this matches up.

[02:05:49] Nope.

[02:05:52] I'm almost afraid to turn them away

[02:05:54] because we're going to get killed.

[02:05:55] Unfortunately, your license plate does not match our records.

[02:06:02] Have a good one.

[02:06:05] Hello?

[02:06:07] Sir?

[02:06:09] Hello?

[02:06:11] Sir?

[02:06:34] We're dead!

[02:06:36] Who does this ticket go for? What is this?

[02:06:40] Wait, what?

[02:06:44] Chad, what is this right here?

[02:06:48] Is that like a special ticket for somebody that can get let in?

[02:06:52] Alright.

[02:06:56] Hello?

[02:07:00] Hey Logan, did you take care of that tire?

[02:07:04] Logan, did you take care of that tire? Yes I did boss.

[02:07:11] Gray, but I got more complaints so you need to handle something else. I'm about to walk out of here.

[02:07:17] Boss, you made me pop another cough drop. I hope you're happy.

[02:07:30] That's only two on the stream though. That's only two.

[02:07:34] Great. A customer called to complain about the oil spills says he dislocated his hip after

[02:07:43] slipping on one. That's such a lie. That is such a lie. It's not even funny, boss. Can

[02:07:51] you grab the mop and clean them up? It should be somewhere in the maintenance area. This

[02:07:54] is actually ridiculous. This is actually ridiculous. So am I a security guard chatter

[02:08:04] Am I just like a janitor that they happen to have run the security booth? Something's telling me I am getting scammed here

[02:08:18] They better be paying me like two hundred thousand dollars a year. This is ridiculous man

[02:08:28] Yeah, I'm a floater check I never know the floater at your workplace

[02:08:31] Floaters always have the worst job because they make them do everything that nobody else wants to do.

[02:08:38] There's the mop.

[02:08:48] Eight dollars an hour.

[02:08:50] It's a floater!

[02:08:55] That cannot, that is not, what?

[02:08:58] How did that work?

[02:09:01] Buddy, that can't be a mop.

[02:09:11] Chad, I got a feeling something real bad is about to happen.

[02:09:17] Lock in.

[02:09:19] Okay.

[02:09:21] I got a bad feeling.

[02:09:25] I got a feeling.

[02:09:30] out of feeling. This guy was the last one right here. Oh my goodness, they were doing

[02:09:39] the grimace shake challenge. Y'all remember when people were getting the grimace shake

[02:09:45] and dying? Put them all back in the restroom. Okay. Y'all remember that people was getting

[02:09:59] the grimace shake from McDonald's the lights would go off they would turn the

[02:10:03] screen back on and they'd be like dead on the floor with the shake everywhere

[02:10:07] because apparently grimace if you bought a grimace shake would like kill you

[02:10:13] that was like that happened you like two years ago something like that

[02:10:19] Excuse you.

[02:10:28] You can't be here.

[02:10:29] This area is off limits.

[02:10:31] I've got a bad feeling.

[02:10:34] What do you mean?

[02:10:35] Do you believe in fate?

[02:10:39] Have you ever wondered whether the day will, have you ever wondered whether the day will

[02:10:43] die and how it will happen, how it's already been written?

[02:10:47] What do you mean, whether the day will die?

[02:10:49] Big dog, you ain't making no sense right now.

[02:10:54] I don't believe that sort of thing.

[02:10:56] Maybe you should.

[02:10:57] All right, you need to leave.

[02:10:59] Why did,

[02:11:05] was that a threat?

[02:11:09] Light them up.

[02:11:10] I ain't got the bleakie.

[02:11:11] For some reason they won't,

[02:11:12] they won't let us carry the gun

[02:11:13] when we're doing these things.

[02:11:17] Is this an employee or is this just started out wondered in here I wonder

[02:11:38] Wow this might be game of the year

[02:11:40] Okay, it's an employee.

[02:11:49] Chat, something is not right.

[02:11:58] We got another car.

[02:12:00] I keep having a feeling when I come back, my gun's gonna be gone.

[02:12:06] Hello?

[02:12:07] I need to check your license plate, of course.

[02:12:19] CWI employee, not being rude.

[02:12:25] QUI 55ST, yep.

[02:12:30] You are good to go.

[02:12:31] You have yourself a great day.

[02:12:33] Thank you so much!

[02:12:38] They all lag, is it lagging?

[02:12:42] Cap!

[02:12:48] I'm not a star, somebody lying, I got a chopper in the car.

[02:12:54] It ain't lagging.

[02:12:59] You check hands again.

[02:13:00] Wait, what?

[02:13:01] Out the close, I might try to pull out when I check the cams, lock in.

[02:13:05] GG.

[02:13:08] Okay.

[02:13:10] Who is that?

[02:13:12] That might be the guy that just got here.

[02:13:17] Okay, nothing.

[02:13:20] Yeah, that's the guy that just got here.

[02:13:22] Okay.

[02:13:24] Yes.

[02:13:25] Oh, a different car.

[02:13:27] I think.

[02:13:28] Good evening, I need to check your license plate for I can let you in.

[02:13:33] What are you waiting for?

[02:13:34] I swear I can't stand this job.

[02:13:37] RIM?

[02:13:38] Nope?

[02:13:39] Oh yeah.

[02:13:40] RIB09WW.

[02:13:41] You're good to go.

[02:13:51] I never left the gate now.

[02:13:54] Hold on, A.W. on a car for waitin' though.

[02:14:01] Yo, I coulda messed up, have a good one!

[02:14:08] On the streetcams again.

[02:14:14] Nothing there.

[02:14:19] nothing there. Wait, where'd that cargo that just pulled up? Wait, what? Oh, he's right

[02:14:41] there. Wait, is that the dude that just snuck up on me? I don't think so. Okay.

[02:14:51] Chats, something, something's off. It's high point if you got a bad thing.

[02:14:59] Hello? Logan, you need to take care of something else.

[02:15:11] Boss, I can't do this no more, man.

[02:15:20] I'm about to put my two weeks notice in, Chad.

[02:15:23] This is ridiculous.

[02:15:27] What now?

[02:15:30] The cones haven't been placed in the parking spaces. Put them where they belong.

[02:15:35] Your co-worker Matt was supposed to do it, so you can thank him.

[02:15:41] Hey, the boss never asked the question or answered the question, by the way.

[02:15:48] Am I getting paid overtime for this?

[02:15:52] Yeah, L Matt.

[02:15:58] Oh, no.

[02:16:04] Oh my goodness, it is so dark in here.

[02:16:19] That sounded like somebody, I didn't leave this door open.

[02:16:29] I did not leave that door open or this one.

[02:16:32] Somebody came in here and turned the power off.

[02:16:40] Looks like the fuse blew, I need to replace it.

[02:16:43] I bet there's gonna be some in this room over here.

[02:16:44] I bet that's what these are

[02:16:45] in these little boxes, chat where it gets over.

[02:16:51] Are these uses?

[02:16:53] These?

[02:16:56] There it is.

[02:16:59] Somebody's in here.

[02:17:06] Bruh.

[02:17:15] We're so close.

[02:17:17] Oh, coach.

[02:17:28] That is very ominous.

[02:17:30] Pick up the counts and put it in place.

[02:17:31] He's right behind me, isn't he?

[02:17:37] We're good. Everybody chill.

[02:17:39] I still don't understand who did this,

[02:17:41] but it had to have been somebody doing it,

[02:17:44] because both of those doors was open.

[02:17:47] Hey, remember, chat remember, we are the security guard.

[02:18:15] You can't be in here.

[02:18:16] Now come here.

[02:18:17] Don't you ain't gonna disrespect me.

[02:18:20] They're gone.

[02:18:21] Let's eat this done.

[02:18:25] What's the Cones doing?

[02:18:27] What Cones?

[02:18:29] Pick up the Cones and put them in place.

[02:18:30] What Cones?

[02:18:34] Maybe the one that's just knocked over over here?

[02:18:40] Wow, that was easy.

[02:18:42] See, that all we needed to do was one.

[02:18:45] Wait, is that actually all there was was one?

[02:18:48] Say it ain't so.

[02:18:50] I got an achievement for that.

[02:18:58] Pick up the cones and put them in place.

[02:19:00] It's still saying that.

[02:19:08] You're really going to make it that, beat that specific cone out of all of them?

[02:19:13] I have to do all of them but I can only pick them up in order maybe chat this job. This is this is job job job job job

[02:19:26] All right, we have to chat

[02:19:31] Sorry

[02:19:35] Sorry chat it had to be done

[02:19:39] Wait, there's two more after this one. Yeah, we're good

[02:19:43] I got a job, cap.

[02:19:50] Was that necessary? No.

[02:19:54] But do I regret it? No.

[02:19:57] Sometimes y'all got to hear that.

[02:20:00] Every now and then y'all just got to hear it, Chad. I'm sorry. It is what it is.

[02:20:10] Last one.

[02:20:13] The last one wait for the next vehicle

[02:20:23] Oh that was quit lock him

[02:20:29] One of these days one of these vehicles is gonna come through here with like a gun or something we're gonna be cool

[02:20:34] How are you doing?

[02:20:40] Good evening, sir. Let me check your license plate.

[02:20:44] Come on, I'm in a hurry. Just like everybody else says that comes through here, apparently.

[02:20:49] S-O-L-3-3-B-N. Yes, that is confirmed. You are good to go.

[02:20:54] Reaper with the five. Thank you. You're good to go. Have a good day at work. Thank you!

[02:21:04] Have a good one!

[02:21:08] Check these cams real quick.

[02:21:10] That's who just pulled in.

[02:21:14] Let's see who gets out of the car and chat. We're stalking.

[02:21:17] This is part of our job though. We got to make sure there ain't nobody weird getting out of the car.

[02:21:34] What is he doing?

[02:21:41] What is he doing?

[02:21:49] Is he going to somebody else's car?

[02:22:02] Is you just throwing something in the trash can?

[02:22:20] Sir.

[02:22:21] What?

[02:22:22] What?

[02:22:52] Excuse me, you can't just pee in the trash can.

[02:23:14] Like it's not supposed to be my problem, but the boss will probably call me and be

[02:23:18] like, hey, somebody else complained.

[02:23:21] Somebody peed in the trash can.

[02:23:24] You got to go in there and clean it.

[02:23:36] Another ticket.

[02:23:42] We have two tickets now.

[02:23:43] We have the one up top and then the one down there.

[02:23:50] So I'm assuming all these tickets are, are ones that aren't on the main list and if they

[02:23:55] come through and they're on that ticket, then I just straight up let them through, right?

[02:24:01] Did anyone in here confirm that?

[02:24:14] Yes.

[02:24:16] Bet.

[02:24:21] Got him in my camera bag.

[02:24:24] Yes, I did.

[02:24:26] Yes.

[02:24:28] Need to take your license plate.

[02:24:29] All right, thank you for not being rude, finally.

[02:24:34] L-E-O-4-4-C-V, yep, you're good to go.

[02:24:41] Thank you, have a great day of work, appreciate it.

[02:24:55] I like that beanie case, you can get it

[02:24:57] at caseoldgames.com.

[02:24:59] Ha ha ha!

[02:25:01] Keep on.

[02:25:03] Let's check camps again.

[02:25:05] Everything from now on everybody that we let in,

[02:25:07] we need to watch them on cams to make sure that I'm doing nothing crazy like that dude just did.

[02:25:18] Okay, I think this is no more right here.

[02:25:20] Lucy goosey with the five, thank you.

[02:25:29] This is nowhere. Yo nerdy girl with that 25 gifted Lord have mercy w nerdy girl with that 25 gifted. Oh my goodness

[02:25:39] I appreciate you for the 25 gifted nerdy girl. Thank you chat w nerdy girl with that 25

[02:25:48] Gifted got another car coming in lock in

[02:25:51] Oh, another van.

[02:25:58] Uh, yes.

[02:26:01] Sorry about earlier. My hearing's been acting up lately.

[02:26:04] Why don't you roll down the window? I'm sure you can hear me much better.

[02:26:09] I don't think that's a good idea. It's cold down here.

[02:26:12] My throat's very sensitive to temperature.

[02:26:14] Could you check my license plate and let me in?

[02:26:17] Sure.

[02:26:19] This is the van that was dirty earlier.

[02:26:23] Your license plate is still, is this name serious?

[02:26:28] Ride style with the five.

[02:26:35] Dude, I still can't read your license plate.

[02:26:38] You can't come in here.

[02:26:42] Can you at least tell me your license plate numbers

[02:26:44] before I can take the list?

[02:26:46] I can't remember it.

[02:26:47] My memory is what it used to be.

[02:26:49] And I can't let you in.

[02:26:51] I see.

[02:26:56] Is this dude for real?

[02:26:59] Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again.

[02:27:03] W-WHAT?

[02:27:16] Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun.

[02:27:18] What is happening? What is happening?

[02:27:35] Oh no.

[02:27:39] What was he doing?

[02:27:41] W nerdy girl for real with the 50 total gift that I appreciate you for real. Thank you.

[02:27:46] was he trying to run me over get his license plate we can't because it's

[02:27:53] dirty

[02:27:56] gg

[02:28:03] the first ticket was him but the thing is we can't even read his why is that

[02:28:07] camera going so fast on the tone is that supposed to be doing that I'm

[02:28:13] I'm guessing it is.

[02:28:20] Do I see somebody laying by that car over there?

[02:28:27] Okay, no, it's just a bad camera quality.

[02:28:30] Chad, I'm, something is not right.

[02:28:40] Yo, Mars with the five, thank you.

[02:28:43] Yes, you take your license plate. Do they pay you to talk? I swear I can't stand up.

[02:28:54] Okay, Chad, look. That ticket is the one here. So, unfortunately, I have to let them through even though they were rude. It is what it is.

[02:29:13] You're good to go, unfortunately.

[02:29:27] Hey, there's been a couple creepy things happen, but the good news is, nothing absolutely like terribles happened.

[02:29:35] Let me check camps. Smoke you with the five. Thank you.

[02:29:43] Okay. Walking in like normal. We should be good. Yo, Brunner with the five. Thank you.

[02:29:59] Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again. W nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again.

[02:30:05] Lord have mercy. W nerdy girl for real with the 25 again. I appreciate you. Thank

[02:30:10] Thank you.

[02:30:11] Another ticket bar that scares me every time.

[02:30:17] Yo, if that band comes back through, we got problems.

[02:30:22] No joke.

[02:30:25] What is this one?

[02:30:27] Crying.

[02:30:28] That ain't good.

[02:30:31] Somebody has cry on their license plate.

[02:30:34] We gonna be crying.

[02:30:35] Oh, there's been a radio here.

[02:30:38] Oh

[02:31:08] Yeah, hey, uh, working at the secure.

[02:31:14] I can't wrap on that beat sir.

[02:31:17] You gotta stop sneaking up on me.

[02:31:22] You again.

[02:31:24] It's a bad night to be alone down here.

[02:31:26] Hey, I'm about to pull out the blinking.

[02:31:32] What do you mean?

[02:31:34] You should go home son.

[02:31:36] off don't call me son you do not know me. Okay you better calm down with that.

[02:31:42] A few dollars ain't worth it. You know how much they pay me. I make they pay me

[02:31:47] five hundred million dollars a year to run this booth buddy. A few dollars ain't

[02:31:51] worth it. I have you know I could buy this whole establishment right now. I

[02:31:56] just choose to show up to work every day so I'm gonna have something to do. What

[02:31:59] you talking about? A few dollars ain't worth it. Do you mean they pay me

[02:32:03] 500 million a year run this place.

[02:32:06] Done lost your mind a few dollars.

[02:32:11] Central with the five. Thank you.

[02:32:15] So what y'all saying? Can't be on my side.

[02:32:20] By the way, where did I leave my parent, sir?

[02:32:24] You are starting to to disrespect my public

[02:32:28] That's three.

[02:32:52] That's only three.

[02:32:58] By the way, sir, you're starting to really disrespect me.

[02:33:00] Where's your parrot, bro?

[02:33:02] I'm a grown man.

[02:33:03] Get out my face.

[02:33:08] The phone, can't you hear it?

[02:33:10] Hello?

[02:33:15] Stay there, don't you do nothing crazy.

[02:33:20] Hello?

[02:33:21] Logan, my favorite employee.

[02:33:24] Are you happy to hear my voice?

[02:33:26] No, I'm not.

[02:33:27] Because every time you call, you make me do some extra work.

[02:33:33] I got a new job for you.

[02:33:35] Who would it be?

[02:33:38] What is it this time?

[02:33:41] Another one of those idiot customers

[02:33:43] lost his wife's purse somewhere.

[02:33:44] Can you find it?

[02:33:46] And what am I supposed to do if I find it?

[02:33:48] Leave it on your desk in case that, oh, wow, that's rude.

[02:33:54] All right.

[02:33:56] He's not gonna be behind me now.

[02:33:57] Yep, that dude is weird.

[02:33:59] Anyway.

[02:34:13] Wait for the beat to kick in.

[02:34:19] Oh.

[02:34:22] Oh, that's a different one.

[02:34:26] Uh, and hold on, there's going to be a beat on this one.

[02:34:30] Look, yeah, uh, this is a little too slow.

[02:34:37] All right, let's go find this person.

[02:34:38] Let's see if there's another beat.

[02:34:47] Oh, hold up now!

[02:34:48] Let it talk!

[02:34:54] Hold up!

[02:34:55] Okay, then it's not consistent enough.

[02:35:09] It's still too fast to wrap on.

[02:35:10] All right, let's go find this purse.

[02:35:13] I should be taking my sweet time, though.

[02:35:22] Got a loop for somebody to purse.

[02:35:24] Man, you got me messed up.

[02:35:27] That is the craziest parking job I have ever seen in my life.

[02:35:34] Bro.

[02:35:41] Bro look like he parked on like a showroom floor or something.

[02:35:48] Well, there ain't no person here.

[02:35:49] I would have seen it by now.

[02:35:50] Never mind.

[02:35:54] got it. Again, do all this extra work that's not my job, and I'm not getting paid for it.

[02:36:03] There we go. Anyway.

[02:36:16] Who's like some church is fired to it?

[02:36:18] And

[02:36:32] Let the be kicking over

[02:36:48] Yeah, hold up.

[02:36:50] Ah.

[02:36:52] Working at the garbage.

[02:36:54] I got to take a doo-doo.

[02:36:56] Somebody car-hawking.

[02:36:58] Got to go do somebody quit.

[02:37:00] I need the Blinky.

[02:37:02] Somebody come with me.

[02:37:04] I'm scared to death.

[02:37:06] I'm doing some... I'm not doing no drugs.

[02:37:14] And now let's go.

[02:37:18] There was a humongous individual in the doorway to the elevator.

[02:37:36] Were you going to say I'm doing some math?

[02:37:37] No.

[02:37:38] What are you talking about?

[02:37:39] Why don't I do that?

[02:37:40] Wait, they have a top hat on.

[02:37:45] That was the same person that was peeking around this corner earlier.

[02:37:48] You look here.

[02:37:49] Bro thinks he's Mr. X from Resident Evil 2.

[02:37:58] Bro, you are not him.

[02:37:59] I promise you.

[02:38:02] Walk around the trashcote with a top hat on.

[02:38:04] You are not the tyrant, buddy.

[02:38:10] Hello?

[02:38:13] Did you find the purse?

[02:38:14] boss look here I'm sick and tired of you calling me but yeah I got it good the

[02:38:25] guy who called earlier almost lost my life Lorena with the team thank you

[02:38:37] Oh, that's nasty.

[02:38:44] Mixing that drink with them cough drops, that's nasty.

[02:38:50] The guy who called earlier is paranoid and wants to keep that every one's sight.

[02:38:53] What's in that purse?

[02:38:54] Where are you trying?

[02:38:55] Leave the purse in the maintenance area.

[02:39:02] Stop choking stop doing cough drops. Why are you calling it doing cough drops like I'm doing bro?

[02:39:15] What doing stop doing cough drops? You want like I'm over here doing like bro what?

[02:39:29] Well leave it here.

[02:39:32] Maybe I'll leave you on that other side.

[02:39:35] Yo, I'm kind of curious what's in here. I'll low key want to see what's in here.

[02:39:42] Yo, can we not look in there?

[02:39:56] What was that?

[02:39:58] Yo, that sounded like the automatic...

[02:40:02] What's the van doing here?

[02:40:26] It burnt rubber when it pulled up, too.

[02:40:31] It let itself in.

[02:40:33] You gotta be kidding me.

[02:40:37] Wait, the door is closed.

[02:40:42] My gun's gone.

[02:40:49] Here's what we do.

[02:40:51] We leave.

[02:40:53] We leave and act like we never showed up to work today.

[02:41:04] Hello?

[02:41:07] Hey Logan, an angry customer just called and says the parking garage exit is closed.

[02:41:11] What's going on?

[02:41:20] I don't know what happened.

[02:41:22] I think somebody snuck in and stole my gun, boss,

[02:41:25] because my gun is missing off my desk.

[02:41:29] Could there be a problem with the mechanism?

[02:41:31] I don't think so.

[02:41:32] I'm pretty sure someone did this.

[02:41:34] They're calling again.

[02:41:35] Fix it.

[02:41:37] We have bigger problems, boss.

[02:41:39] The keys are missing, too.

[02:42:09] got a baby in there? Where's the driver supposed to be? The baby could be in danger. I have

[02:42:15] to do something. I need to force the doors open. I saw a crowbar. Bruh. You've got to

[02:42:31] be kidding me. This can double as a weapon.

[02:42:42] This is a trap, by the way.

[02:42:52] Is that a doll? I got a bad feeling there's blood everywhere.

[02:43:01] G.G.

[02:43:12] The fuse box is c-

[02:43:21] Oh, it's over.

[02:43:31] I just saw something move at the end of the hole.

[02:43:40] Chat it so over. It is so over.

[02:43:47] Bro, the doll's missing.

[02:43:50] And remember, we don't even have the gun anymore.

[02:44:04] That's a doll, by the way.

[02:44:17] I hear footsteps.

[02:44:24] Ow!

[02:44:29] Who was that?

[02:44:37] Who was that?

[02:44:50] Survival instincts of a cough drop.

[02:45:06] If Rocky was here, he would have saved us, true.

[02:45:12] Who was that?

[02:45:15] To be continued, game of the year, though.

[02:45:18] That's actually what I did like that right there.

[02:45:28] That was good.

[02:45:28] I messed with that heavy.

[02:45:29] Say it with me, Chad.

[02:45:31] Hey, hey, hey, say it with me, buddy, game of the year.

[02:45:42] Cliffhanger is crazy, though.

[02:45:46] Hey, a cliffhanger is crazy, though.

[02:45:49] But either way, either way, Chad, that right there

[02:45:57] is what we like to call game of the year, buddy.

[02:46:01] That is what we like to call a game of the year.

[02:46:11] Another spooky one.

[02:46:12] I'll know if I have one that's short enough to leave us time for a spooky scene.

[02:46:17] Tonight today's going to be a crazy episode of Stanky Shores by the way.

[02:46:20] Chad who was here for yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores bro.

[02:46:23] Oh my goodness.

[02:46:28] If y'all wasn't here on yesterday's episode,

[02:46:35] we hit three stars in Stanky Shores,

[02:46:40] and we unlocked like some crazy stuff,

[02:46:45] like insanity.

[02:46:50] You know what I mean?

[02:46:53] Absolutely crazy.

[02:46:58] Fire Rachel. Oh, yeah, we get on stanky shores. We're also running a pole on with we if we're

[02:47:07] going to fire Rachel a lot. If you weren't here yesterday, Rachel punched me in the face and

[02:47:15] kicked me at work because I accidentally bumped into her when I was trying to like help somebody.

[02:47:22] And so today, Cap, what you mean, Cap, that happened.

[02:47:33] One more spooky and then it's Stanky Shore's time.

[02:47:49] Not gonna be along of course give us some stinky showers

[02:48:00] Yo sidecar with the five bank yeah

[02:48:09] Yo chat look how small the font is here

[02:48:12] Look how small that font is.

[02:48:19] Ha ha ha.

[02:48:24] Yeah.

[02:48:26] Okay, uh, name of this game is Don't Look at the Man.

[02:48:37] I'm assuming 317 AM.

[02:48:39] Oh, G.G.

[02:48:43] You're asleep, something woke you.

[02:48:46] Wait, is my...

[02:48:49] Oh, okay, here I am.

[02:48:54] Ah!

[02:48:55] That's some wardrobe!

[02:49:12] Hey!

[02:49:15] Turn that mouse its a divity now.

[02:49:22] What's that noise?

[02:49:23] Chad, remember the name of the game is don't look at the man, so if we see the man, don't

[02:49:35] look at him.

[02:49:40] Hey!

[02:49:44] Hey!

[02:49:52] Yeah!

[02:50:14] Why is it raining in reverse?

[02:50:26] WHAT IS GOING ON?

[02:50:32] UN-NOW.

[02:50:34] Don't look at him.

[02:50:38] Okay.

[02:50:40] I don't even see nobody.

[02:50:47] He's outside, cat.

[02:50:58] My light just went off.

[02:51:04] Who's outside?

[02:51:08] I don't know.

[02:51:19] He was there!

[02:51:22] You looked.

[02:51:31] Bro, this phone is so loud.

[02:51:33] I asked you not to.

[02:51:38] He's in the building, cat.

[02:51:53] That's me right there.

[02:51:57] Do not open the door.

[02:52:08] This is who I'm supposed to be scared of.

[02:52:34] Hey, this is who I'm supposed to be scared of, Chad.

[02:52:44] Are you kidding me?

[02:52:48] Right now.

[02:52:50] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[02:52:53] Quick to play what?

[02:52:57] Well.

[02:52:59] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[02:53:09] Man, what's this dude going to?

[02:53:12] You dropped something.

[02:53:17] It's your wallet.

[02:53:18] Oh, thank you.

[02:53:20] It's a nice wallet.

[02:53:23] Thanks!

[02:53:25] Can you slide it under the door?

[02:53:39] He's not using the stairs.

[02:53:41] I didn't think we had stairs.

[02:53:49] seems nice though nice place

[02:54:02] still a nice place thanks pal still a nice place okay

[02:54:12] He's chilling!

[02:54:24] He's inside.

[02:54:25] Buddy, you can stop texting me this.

[02:54:27] Me and him are friends now, Si.

[02:54:30] You're doing all this kicks and trying to scare me, bro, we're cool.

[02:54:33] He's my friend.

[02:54:34] Look, we're playing hide-and-seek.

[02:54:35] Look.

[02:54:36] Big doll.

[02:54:37] What you doing in here?

[02:54:38] You really shouldn't keep looking at me.

[02:54:40] Why?

[02:54:41] at me why it's rude no it's not you're in my house you broke in he'll break in my

[02:54:55] house and say it's rude that I keep looking at him big dog you broke in my

[02:54:58] house you keep looking you know whoever's texting me is mad right now hey why do

[02:55:19] you keep looking because he's not scaring sir he's just a guy

[02:55:28] Okay, y'all think he's pretty chill, I think he's chill.

[02:55:40] Came at a year, take the closet. He can't fit in there.

[02:55:45] I hear something knocking. You live on the top floor.

[02:55:52] Can you stop scaring at me?

[02:56:04] I don't even see you!

[02:56:07] Oh.

[02:56:08] What?

[02:56:09] Can you-

[02:56:10] Never mind.

[02:56:12] Hello?

[02:56:13] Can you hear me?

[02:56:15] He's behind you, sorry, wrong person.

[02:56:31] Yo, you gonna have to try this on somebody else, big dog, because me and him are chill.

[02:56:41] It came in a year, dude.

[02:56:52] Is that your living room? I don't... I don't know... Oh, yeah, that's me!

[02:57:03] Where the camera at?

[02:57:11] Was it lagging?

[02:57:33] Very funny y'all.

[02:57:34] Can y'all go somewhere?

[02:57:35] This ain't working on me.

[02:57:36] This, this ain't working on me.

[02:57:41] That is not your hallway.

[02:57:42] That channel does not exist.

[02:57:58] Game of the year.

[02:58:02] Shlaw, what's going on right now?

[02:58:06] I hear something.

[02:58:29] It's cold.

[02:58:46] Who wants you in my fridge, man?

[02:58:59] Bro, why are you in my fridge?

[02:59:06] Bro, goofy, I kind of messed with him though.

[02:59:14] Check the fridge, buddy, I already did. Never mind too...

[02:59:19] You whatever coordinated this prank y'all need to get go back to the drawboard not gonna lie y'all did not cook

[02:59:32] Who was that?

[02:59:38] By the way, there's no way we live on the top floor because I see a road in a side

[02:59:43] Yo, these dudes are stupid!

[03:00:05] Don't trust him.

[03:00:06] I trust him fully.

[03:00:07] Don't you all?

[03:00:08] I fully trust him, Chad.

[03:00:10] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:00:16] I fully trust him.

[03:00:27] Where's he at?

[03:00:29] He is not the one you should be afraid of.

[03:00:32] Oh, they're trying to backtrack now, chat.

[03:00:36] They're trying to be like,

[03:00:37] to be like oh actually he's not the one you should be afraid of and they're trying to backtrack because

[03:00:43] they're they're prank flopped bro get out of here

[03:01:00] whatever happens don't open the bedroom door

[03:01:07] Nothing happened buddy!

[03:01:26] The rain has stopped.

[03:01:31] So where is that static noise coming from?

[03:01:35] Whatever you do

[03:01:39] Don't open that door which door

[03:01:46] What door

[03:01:52] You don't want me to open it big dog it's not me

[03:01:59] Huh

[03:02:05] Don't look at him bro give it up. I I not only have I looked at him I have had a full-on conversation

[03:02:16] I told you I didn't open the door

[03:02:26] Oh

[03:02:35] and

[03:02:42] uh...

[03:02:45] uh...

[03:02:48] uh...

[03:02:53] uh...

[03:02:59] Say it with me, Chad!

[03:03:04] Say it with me!

[03:03:08] Game of the year.

[03:03:12] Ain't no doubt about it.

[03:03:15] Actual slop.

[03:03:20] Hey, you better watch your mouth.

[03:03:22] You better watch your mouth.

[03:03:29] That was not sloppy.

[03:03:32] That was game of the year.

[03:03:33] You better put some respect on that game.

[03:03:36] Everyone in here's life just improved tenfold because of that game.

[03:03:40] Type one if you agree.

[03:03:42] Already know you agree.

[03:03:45] Now you know what time it is, Chad.

[03:03:48] Stanky shores time.

[03:03:51] This is probably going to be the craziest episode yet as far as upgrades because we just hit

[03:03:57] three stars last night and we're going to put all new slides in, all kinds of stuff.

[03:04:02] We're pretty much going to be doing a remodel at the Stanky Shores today.

[03:04:06] So you better buckle in, buddy.

[03:04:08] The Stanky Shores is about to be unrecognizable because it is now a three-star establishment.

[03:04:15] Everybody lock in.

[03:04:16] It is time to make some money, Benny!

[03:04:20] Let's go!

[03:04:25] Yeah!

[03:07:46] Oh yeah!

[03:07:54] Oh yeah!

[03:08:16] Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.

[03:08:28] Do you got some Stanky drawers?

[03:08:30] Let me get a spill.

[03:08:31] Oh!

[03:08:41] Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores

[03:08:45] officially yo travel with the twenty gifted w travel with the twenty gifted

[03:08:50] w daft w travel with the twenty gifted who get the two hundred yo e-thora with

[03:09:00] the two hundred gifted oh my goodness w e-thora with the two hundred gifted

[03:09:10] Lord have mercy. I appreciate that e dora with the 200. That is insane.

[03:09:18] W e dora for real. That is why I hope I'm saying that name right. W e

[03:09:22] though e dora. W e dora with the 200. That's absolutely insane. I appreciate

[03:09:28] that. Thank you. That is crazy. Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you were not

[03:09:38] here last episode, look at the screen. Look at the screen right now. Look at the screen now.

[03:09:50] If you were not here last episode, Stanky Shores is officially

[03:10:01] Three star establishment, round of applause please, thank you.

[03:10:11] I said clap now.

[03:10:23] So that means two things.

[03:10:30] It means that we have fired, not fired, speaking of fired.

[03:11:00] I don't know why I'm here.

[03:11:07] Wow, y'all want to fire Rachel, huh?

[03:11:20] Why would we?

[03:11:24] Because she pushed me yesterday.

[03:11:27] I'll give her one more day just to see if she makes up for it, all right?

[03:11:52] If not, she's getting fired.

[03:11:57] I'll give her one more day.

[03:11:59] It doesn't feel that y'all want her fired.

[03:12:03] But I'll give her one more day.

[03:12:04] OK, look here.

[03:12:06] We hit three-star establishment yesterday

[03:12:09] on the Stanky Shores, which means two things

[03:12:12] at the same time.

[03:12:14] One, we got a whole lot of new stuff.

[03:12:17] And also, we are doing pretty much a full remodel

[03:12:21] in this episode.

[03:12:22] Are you ready?

[03:12:23] We have to clear a lot of stuff out.

[03:12:29] I mean a lot of stuff.

[03:12:33] Let's get the sludge hammer.

[03:12:35] Let's lock in.

[03:12:36] We're not deleting this though.

[03:12:37] We're keeping this here.

[03:12:41] We're going to knock out all the stuff in this area and we're going to put in all

[03:12:45] new stuff here.

[03:12:53] these stinky shores is about to actually be unrecognizable.

[03:12:57] I'm dead serious.

[03:13:03] Repair it before destroying.

[03:13:05] Not going to lie, that's a lot of time.

[03:13:10] I just saw the worst message I've ever read.

[03:13:14] Repair that real quick.

[03:13:17] I'm taking this out, too, because we're

[03:13:18] going to put something better in.

[03:13:23] Okay, take this out.

[03:13:30] Chad, Stanky Shores is about to be crazy looking.

[03:13:39] Should I keep this over?

[03:13:40] I might keep the Quad Zone and that over there.

[03:13:44] I might.

[03:13:45] Or I remove these over here and move the Quad Zone over here.

[03:13:50] We all think about that.

[03:13:54] I say we remove these and move the quad zone over here.

[03:13:57] The quad zone's too clean to believe.

[03:14:09] Let's do that.

[03:14:12] L, Rachel, chat.

[03:14:16] L, Rachel.

[03:14:19] OK.

[03:14:19] So if you want here yesterday, this is the first new slide

[03:14:22] we put in.

[03:14:23] Actually crazy.

[03:14:25] Look at that thing.

[03:14:28] OK, hold on.

[03:14:30] I'm removing this.

[03:14:32] And we're moving the quad zone over here.

[03:14:37] Why not just expand?

[03:14:38] I don't think I have the means for that yet.

[03:14:42] All right.

[03:14:43] Move these for now, because I'll probably keep these.

[03:14:49] hold on all right moving the quad zone over here to where i'm standing let me move

[03:15:00] all right quad zone beautiful perfect

[03:15:19] Perfect. You pushed our first. No, I did not. You are lying. That's beautiful.

[03:15:44] That is beautiful chat. Look. Type one if you love the quad zone. Everybody loves the quad

[03:15:55] zone. There. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is decision, big decision making time at the

[03:16:08] Thank You so much right now. This is a pivotal moment in this park's history. Hold on

[03:16:15] Let's see what all we can get that's new real quick

[03:16:22] Okay, look here

[03:16:26] Let's get ooh chat the sip lot. Oh my goodness we get

[03:16:33] Custom slides

[03:16:38] Wait, where's the other, uh, where's the other big boy, uh, pulls that?

[03:16:53] I mean slides.

[03:16:58] Do we do zip line right now?

[03:17:02] Wait, we could low key do park size.

[03:17:07] That's a lot of money though.

[03:17:10] Next to zip lines.

[03:17:17] We do zip lines and result no that's.

[03:17:26] We got to get the water gun upgrade and zip lines type one if you agree got to.

[03:17:31] So we can unlock resort pools.

[03:17:34] Boom boom ladies and gentlemen all we have to do now is save up five points to unlock

[03:17:42] resort slides. Now in the meantime what is this zipline right here? Now you may be thinking

[03:17:53] no that's dangerous. Hush young sprout. Hush young sprout this is not going to be dangerous

[03:18:00] at all. I don't know how this works. It's $3,000.

[03:18:23] Let me see how this works.

[03:18:27] Do I only use this or do customers use this?

[03:18:32] How does this work? Hold on.

[03:18:34] I need to get some rest.

[03:18:40] I need to get some rest.

[03:18:45] I need to get some rest.

[03:18:50] Game of the century!

[03:18:55] I need to get some rest.

[03:19:00] Jack, can customers use this?

[03:19:06] Somebody said it's a flock camera.

[03:19:10] Yeah.

[03:19:12] Okay.

[03:19:14] Okay, y'all like this right here?

[03:19:33] We put it here and let's attach it to light.

[03:19:47] Hear me out.

[03:19:55] Just a thought, just a thought, hold on.

[03:19:57] I'll probably do a bigger pool, wait a minute.

[03:20:03] Hold on.

[03:20:27] Come on.

[03:20:28] No clip mode.

[03:20:29] How do I get out of no clip mode?

[03:20:36] Oh, that's not gonna work.

[03:20:46] Wait I have an idea.

[03:20:48] Shut up I have a crazy idea I'm dead serious wait a minute.

[03:20:55] Hold on. Let me think. Type one if you're letting me think right now. Look at this. I'm about

[03:21:12] to do something insane. I'm serious. It's going to be a cross-country zipline to get

[03:21:21] to this slide which will transport you to this pool. Actually, no, forget that pool.

[03:21:38] Look, cross country slide.

[03:21:53] Type one if you see the vision.

[03:21:55] Type one if you see the vision.

[03:22:00] I know you see the vision here.

[03:22:11] All we need is five more channel points.

[03:22:13] OK, adjust the zipline.

[03:22:17] It's going to go to this slide.

[03:22:21] You're going to be able to hit it.

[03:22:27] Is it going to do the same thing for them?

[03:22:29] How do I slow down?

[03:22:44] Lower the speed?

[03:22:46] That's the fun part, though.

[03:22:50] Plain.

[03:22:52] Insurance claim.

[03:22:55] Oh, I never thought I could slip on that.

[03:22:59] Should I turn down the speed of it?

[03:23:05] Okay, let's turn down the speed.

[03:23:06] Let's open up as well.

[03:23:07] Jack's walk-in.

[03:23:09] We are about to have a crazy day today.

[03:23:16] Hold on.

[03:23:20] Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you?

[03:23:29] You can expand the park. Yeah, I'm gonna wait.

[03:23:34] Okay, speed.

[03:23:37] Watch out! I got customers coming in here!

[03:23:42] Nope, we gotta adjust that. That is way too slow.

[03:23:50] Rachel is too tired in going to rafts, though.

[03:23:59] And then, and then they go to the slide, and the slide takes them to the pool.

[03:24:11] Oh my goodness, say it ain't so.

[03:24:14] We're gonna do something with the rest of this space here a minute, hold on.

[03:24:18] Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for every single Stanky Shores customer today.

[03:24:27] Ladies and gentlemen, first customer to do it, Jeff, first customer to do it, never mind.

[03:24:39] Look here.

[03:24:53] Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news to every single person that is just dying to

[03:25:00] watch that van.

[03:25:04] Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for everyone that is dying to get into the

[03:25:08] Stanky Shores today.

[03:25:10] We have now opened a zip line Stanky Zip Zone.

[03:25:17] Somebody already did it.

[03:25:20] Did somebody do it?

[03:25:21] I missed it.

[03:25:22] hit the big boy slide. You ain't supposed to be in here, Georgia. Get out of here. It's

[03:25:30] you. I want to see somebody hit the, I am so sorry about that way. Yo, yo, bratch, what

[03:25:35] the five, how you doing? Lemonade with ice? I got you right there. Thank you so much.

[03:25:40] Chad, I want to see somebody hit the zip line so bad. Oh my goodness. Chad, who you

[03:25:49] Who do you think is gonna be the first customer to hit it?

[03:25:51] Who do you think is gonna be the first customer to hit it?

[03:25:54] Luminate with ice.

[03:25:55] Thank you so much, ma'am.

[03:25:56] Can I interest any of you in trying

[03:25:59] our new perfectly safe FDA approved zipline stank zip zone?

[03:26:06] Anybody?

[03:26:07] Watch that, watch that, okay.

[03:26:12] Check the stank zip zone.

[03:26:14] Ladies and gentlemen, this thing costed our water park a lot of money.

[03:26:22] Does anybody want to be the first individual?

[03:26:27] Somebody drowning.

[03:26:28] Hold on!

[03:26:29] Oh lord!

[03:26:30] Two people are drowning.

[03:26:31] Hold on, I'll be right back.

[03:26:32] Excuse me.

[03:26:33] I'm on my way.

[03:26:34] I'm on my way.

[03:26:35] I'm on my way.

[03:26:36] Excuse me.

[03:26:37] I'm on my way.

[03:26:38] You're good, Kylie.

[03:26:39] Hey, can I get that life ring back real quick?

[03:26:50] Somebody else is currently drowning.

[03:26:51] Excuse me.

[03:26:52] Can I get that life ring back?

[03:26:53] Thank you so much.

[03:26:54] I can't.

[03:26:55] There we go.

[03:26:56] You're good to go.

[03:26:57] Beautiful.

[03:26:58] I'm a lifesaver.

[03:26:59] Okay.

[03:27:00] How are we doing?

[03:27:01] I'm so sorry for the delay, y'all.

[03:27:02] I really did not mean that.

[03:27:03] I'm trying to do some action.

[03:27:04] delay y'all I really did not mean that I'm trying to do some advertising

[03:27:07] limited ice there you go how you doing Kimi we're Leon at you hook my bad must

[03:27:13] you extra extra muster please okay I got you all right here I got you some extra

[03:27:17] muster

[03:27:23] thank you so much how you doing Jason lemonade with ice in it there you

[03:27:28] are thank you how you doing little up you want butter on that I got you right

[03:27:33] there. How you doing Kaia? You want regular lemonade? I thought I heard somebody

[03:27:39] scream a chat. Why are they not using this?

[03:27:44] What do you think you're doing? Get up! Really, Waylon?

[03:27:52] Gun lost your mind! I can't have nothing nice chat. Why do I even try to have

[03:27:59] anything nice Lucas with the 25 gifted what is happening regular lemonade there

[03:28:05] you go quick crying and popcorn with butter there you go you won't mussel

[03:28:10] and amadine just a little bit extra okay

[03:28:20] who was screaming I didn't mean to

[03:28:30] There you go. Thank you

[03:28:32] People are loving the new slide. Nobody's hitting the zip to it though

[03:28:38] Check look how good the new slide is. Oh my goodness, it's

[03:28:47] Kylie

[03:28:51] Kylie

[03:28:52] You are legitimately touching the ground. This is the second time today you are drowning I

[03:29:00] Cannot keep expending resources to keep you alive

[03:29:09] This is the second time today she was drowning she's trying to get a lawsuit I'm not falling for it

[03:29:22] ridiculous chat actually ridiculous how you doing

[03:29:27] Sina butter there you are thank you how you do I use their first I think was

[03:29:32] good Teresa eliminate what ice and a lemon there you are can somebody do the

[03:29:36] zipline chat am I actually the only person that can do the zipline

[03:29:43] Oh, it's only me.

[03:29:55] Customers can too.

[03:30:00] Then why don't none of y'all do the zipline?

[03:30:02] It's FDA approved.

[03:30:05] Please.

[03:30:06] They're loving the new slide though.

[03:30:09] The new slide is a hit.

[03:30:11] chat two more channel points of where we're making the big upgrades

[03:30:20] Fda is food

[03:30:26] Federal

[03:30:29] Do the zipline association is what that stands for playing hot dog. Thank you

[03:30:35] I'm so sorry about that dolly. Uh catch up on that. There you go. I'm man. You're not going to be able to get that

[03:30:40] eliminate. I'm so sorry. Vote on that. There you go. I got to get some uh some some some

[03:30:44] eliminated some popcorn. I mean some eliminated some hot dogs. Don't worry. Rachel, I got it.

[03:30:51] Lucas with the five again. Thank you.

[03:30:54] Chat FDA stands for federal do the zip line association. I'm just gonna get all three.

[03:31:02] Drop this for now. Excuse me. Y'all. Excuse me.

[03:31:05] Janice FDA approved man.

[03:31:11] They have no reason to not, did not mean to get in your way.

[03:31:13] I'm so, she almost hit her head out of him bad.

[03:31:17] Wouldn't have been my fault though.

[03:31:18] There we go right there.

[03:31:21] There we go right there.

[03:31:23] Somebody's peeing in the pool.

[03:31:24] You gotta be kidding me.

[03:31:26] Who peed in my pool?

[03:31:30] Yo Meadow, get out of here.

[03:31:31] You gonna pee in my pool.

[03:31:33] That's nasty.

[03:31:33] Let me drain it.

[03:31:35] Nobody hit the slide real quick please or those slides.

[03:31:40] We're good.

[03:31:41] Yo, Kylie, please be careful.

[03:31:43] You almost lost your life twice today.

[03:31:45] Please be careful.

[03:31:48] It wasn't her.

[03:31:49] I thought I got money for it though.

[03:31:50] What's good?

[03:31:52] Lemonade with a lemon.

[03:31:53] There you are.

[03:31:54] Thank you so much.

[03:31:55] Y'all having a good time in that new pool?

[03:31:58] Thank y'all so much for being here today.

[03:32:00] Thank you.

[03:32:01] You need to put a FDA sticker on the zip line true

[03:32:08] Okay, playing my dog. I got you right here. How you doing?

[03:32:15] Ma'am

[03:32:17] Pop more with chili line. There you go

[03:32:20] Ben is drowning Ben. What you been doing?

[03:32:23] Ben, what's you been doing, buddy?

[03:32:28] You good?

[03:32:29] I like that hairdo, by the way.

[03:32:32] I did not mean to push him.

[03:32:36] Stay with me, Ben.

[03:32:44] Ben, he's good.

[03:32:47] Ben, are you good?

[03:32:49] I was trying to throw the lifering and accidentally pushed him.

[03:32:52] Trapped by the way, the Stanky Shores has $14,000 right now, just saying.

[03:32:59] Let me get on my flock, Hammer.

[03:33:01] Hold on, somebody wants something, though.

[03:33:09] I am not gonna pick you up, my fault.

[03:33:11] You still want something?

[03:33:15] I did me to- get your hands off me, don't touch me.

[03:33:18] I told you I didn't me to, do not touch me.

[03:33:21] Do not come in!

[03:33:51] There's two people drowning.

[03:34:00] My fault, big dog.

[03:34:01] I don't want that smoke.

[03:34:04] Kyle, can I get that life ring back real quick, big dog?

[03:34:11] There's somebody drowning two feet from you.

[03:34:13] Let me get that Kyle.

[03:34:14] Thank you.

[03:34:15] Kyle.

[03:34:16] Kyle!

[03:34:17] There's someone drowning!

[03:34:20] You're good.

[03:34:21] about that I gotta restock the vending machine too oh my goodness there's too

[03:34:25] much stuff going on I need more employees. How you doing? Lemonade with a lemon? Thank you.

[03:34:32] How you doing Kylie? Look here don't drown in this cup of lemonade okay? I

[03:34:37] done saved your life twice from drowning today please do not drown with

[03:34:43] this. Thank you so much have a good one. How you doing ma'am regular lemonade

[03:34:48] There you go. Thank you. Let me go get some snacks for the vending machine real quick.

[03:34:56] What's good? Lemonade with ice? There you go. How you doing Clyde? Butter in that?

[03:35:05] There you go. Wait, I need vending machine stuff. I need vending machine stuff

[03:35:11] and I need the uh the floaties. Let me go grab that the zip line has to touch

[03:35:18] ground does it really well what was I getting this yes there we go

[03:35:29] the pools dirty well that's Rachel would do something we wouldn't be dirty what

[03:35:37] Pool's 30. Oh, it's that one. 93% satisfaction. Almost $10,000 profit, by the way. Chat, there

[03:35:45] ain't no dirty pool. No, they're clean. Chat, no, the pools are clean. The slides are nasty.

[03:36:05] I'm about to fire Rachel and Eric.

[03:36:07] No joke, I'm done with him.

[03:36:10] I'm actually so done with Rachel and Eric, it's insane.

[03:36:15] When is there a chance that we can actually

[03:36:17] get these slides right now?

[03:36:18] When I'm going to repair stuff before we open again.

[03:36:20] Wait a minute, chapter's a chance.

[03:36:26] Did they nerf the water gun?

[03:36:28] Why is the fire rate so low?

[03:36:30] They nerfed it.

[03:36:31] You need a second cleaner?

[03:36:35] No, we need a different cleaner.

[03:36:44] It is not dirt.

[03:37:06] Who came in here with some motor oil?

[03:37:10] Hello. Chad, do we fire Eric and Rachel? Hold on, Chad, I'm actually just trying to get

[03:37:31] channel points right now. Give me a second. Y'all did vote to fire Rachel. I feel like

[03:37:40] Everything is dirty. What is she doing? Like is she not cleaning anything?

[03:37:48] Chat we're actually about to get it by the way, I think we're gonna have enough

[03:37:57] Not Eric, Chad do we keep Eric?

[03:38:00] Why Eric? Because I was just faking that like. I feel like everything is staying in

[03:38:14] disrepair too low-key

[03:38:25] is it not hold on to the reason I'm not opening right now it's kind of

[03:38:31] grind up and see if I can get these these points here so we can actually have

[03:38:37] the full potential to park right now I'm trying to repair everything I can I

[03:38:43] I need to take trash out and stuff too. I think I'm gonna have enough to get the channel points, right?

[03:38:48] The research points, I mean.

[03:38:55] Dude, we only need, oh lord, get that number off the screen please.

[03:39:01] There we go.

[03:39:01] Kobe!

[03:39:04] Kobe!

[03:39:05] We're actually gonna get it.

[03:39:07] We're gonna get it.

[03:39:10] I was here.

[03:39:13] We're there.

[03:39:21] Watch this.

[03:39:22] Call me.

[03:39:23] You hate to see it.

[03:39:24] Hold on.

[03:39:25] Oh my goodness, we have it.

[03:39:26] Chat.

[03:39:27] Chat.

[03:39:28] Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,

[03:39:41] resort slides. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the resort slides now. Probably with the five.

[03:39:56] Okay. Okay. We got to think what do these slides look like? Oh my goodness. Oh man. Oh, oh man.

[03:40:11] Oh, buddy.

[03:40:14] OK.

[03:40:16] Should we make another slide zone?

[03:40:24] Duck?

[03:40:25] What are y'all saying duck for?

[03:40:31] We need to make another slide zone.

[03:40:37] Let's make a slide zone right here.

[03:40:38] Okay, we're making a slideshow in chat, look here, look at this, boom, are the duck slides

[03:40:57] good?

[03:41:00] I need another pool to go right here.

[03:41:04] I need this to work, badly.

[03:41:11] Right there.

[03:41:18] Ladies and gentlemen,

[03:41:22] ladies and gentlemen,

[03:41:26] welcome to the new

[03:41:30] and vastly improved state draws shores certified

[03:41:42] slide zone

[03:41:45] duck slide

[03:41:50] we ain't got no money

[03:41:55] we're the money in

[03:42:00] big drop slide oh my goodness look at this thing look at this thing I gotta test

[03:42:17] this I have to try to have to test it oh wait hold on this aren't really it

[03:42:22] bro the death loop I don't think they had the death loop in here right now I

[03:42:28] I think that's like four star, right?

[03:42:35] Okay, let's try both of these.

[03:42:37] Chat the duck slide.

[03:42:44] Wait a minute, hold on.

[03:42:46] Run that by me again.

[03:42:48] Wait, that looked kinda,

[03:42:49] yo, who is the slide manufacturer?

[03:42:52] Wait, wait just a minute here.

[03:42:55] Okay, it was better than...

[03:43:03] Let me move these pulls back a little bit.

[03:43:05] Hold on.

[03:43:06] Let me see how this one does.

[03:43:17] That one's good.

[03:43:19] Let me move the duck slide back just a little bit because that one gets some speed on

[03:43:23] it.

[03:43:24] about right there. Let's see how it goes now. W safety precautions. That is clean. Okay,

[03:43:36] let's do one more slide here because we have the money for it. The blue one or the green

[03:43:42] one. The green one looks tough. And there's room for it. Wait, we can do both. Wait, we

[03:43:53] can do both. Wait a minute. I just did the greatest manufacturing thing of all time.

[03:44:07] I put the slide where the tree goes through the slide.

[03:44:12] Oh my goodness.

[03:44:18] Bro, look at this.

[03:44:22] What was here first, the tree or the slide?

[03:44:25] Makes you wonder.

[03:44:29] Oh my goodness, that is dope.

[03:44:32] And it's perfectly safe.

[03:44:34] Look at that.

[03:44:35] You just love to see it. Oh my goodness. You just love to see it. And you know what?

[03:44:41] I have the money. I can do the other one. I think move the trash can.

[03:44:58] Look at this.

[03:45:01] Wait, what about the yellow one?

[03:45:04] Now let's do the red one, yeah?

[03:45:11] Look at this.

[03:45:13] Chad, I was here.

[03:45:18] Look at this.

[03:45:20] Let's open up.

[03:45:31] We got to save money now, though.

[03:45:34] We got to save money and channel points.

[03:45:39] All right, yeah, zipline.

[03:45:43] What do I do with the zipline, though?

[03:45:45] Let me do an announcement real quick.

[03:45:48] Jax, I'm so sorry, big dog. My bad. My fault. You're good. W. Jax, man. He never gets mad.

[03:46:18] Ladies and gentlemen, do I have beautiful news for all of you individuals that are kicking

[03:46:29] the doors in trying to get to my water park right now?

[03:46:33] Just like you ma'am, you came all the way from your place of work just to come swimming.

[03:46:41] Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for all of you here today.

[03:46:46] We just installed Stanky Shores Certified Slides, sir, watch out back up.

[03:46:54] Stanky Shores Certified Slides Zone.

[03:46:58] Four, is that four?

[03:47:00] One, two, three, four.

[03:47:02] Four new slides and a zip line come in today.

[03:47:07] Have a stanklicious stay at the Stanky Shores.

[03:47:10] I got to redo this zip line.

[03:47:12] Oh, I got to do, you're right, I got to do flyers real quick before I

[03:47:15] I'll read you the zip line, hold on.

[03:47:19] What's good, Jacks?

[03:47:21] Jacks, where's the, where's the customers?

[03:47:32] What is this?

[03:47:34] I'm printing tickets.

[03:47:40] Are people just walking in?

[03:47:43] I'm just wasting money here.

[03:47:45] There we go.

[03:47:46] How many I need to do?

[03:47:47] I need to do 20.

[03:47:48] Let me get 20 of these.

[03:47:49] There we go.

[03:47:50] Chat, look.

[03:47:51] The mid-afternoon rush is coming in.

[03:47:55] Okay.

[03:47:56] Beautiful.

[03:47:57] Absolutely beautiful.

[03:47:58] All right.

[03:47:59] Let me go hand these out.

[03:48:00] Let me do two more.

[03:48:01] They're kicking the doors down.

[03:48:02] You'll mean it with the five.

[03:48:03] How you doing?

[03:48:04] Come to Stanky Shores.

[03:48:05] How you doing?

[03:48:06] Come to Stanky Shores.

[03:48:07] kicking the doors down. You'll mean it with the fight. How you doing? Come to

[03:48:10] Stanky Shores. How you doing? Come to Stanky Shores.

[03:48:15] Hey, you drunk? Don't matter. Come to Stanky Shores. There you go. How you

[03:48:20] doing? Come to Stanky. You coming already? I bet. How you doing? Oh,

[03:48:25] you already coming? Okay. How y'all doing? Come to Stanky Shores,

[03:48:29] please. Have a good time for sure. Thank you.

[03:48:37] Y'all want to take it?

[03:48:40] You already coming?

[03:48:41] You already coming too?

[03:48:43] Chad, these drivers are absolutely out of control, by the way.

[03:48:49] Everybody's already coming!

[03:48:51] No!

[03:48:53] Intruder, I can't worry about that right now.

[03:48:56] Thank you so much.

[03:48:57] Please come to Stanky Shores.

[03:48:59] Please come to Stanky Shores.

[03:49:00] Thank you so much.

[03:49:01] I wish you would hit me.

[03:49:37] Now that'll be like Sonic Reigns.

[03:49:40] What was that?

[03:49:49] Is that a queso duck?

[03:49:55] Yo, I'm gonna get in the park.

[03:49:57] Did he just throw that flyer away I handed him?

[03:49:59] Oh, you're gonna come to the park, buddy.

[03:50:01] You're gonna throw that flyer away I just handed.

[03:50:03] You get in the park.

[03:50:04] I'll let you swim for free.

[03:50:07] How you doing Xavier? Please come through. Thank you. How you doing? How you doing? No

[03:50:14] People are waiting too long for stuff. I can't worry about that right now. I gotta hand up these flyers

[03:50:20] Check there was a case so dump ski man

[03:50:25] People are waiting people are leaving a don't you hit my customer

[03:50:37] everybody's already coming to the stake. He says, hey, wait. Hey, reconsider. No, okay.

[03:50:48] There's seven intruders chat. Look here. I can't. I really can't do anything about that

[03:50:53] right now. I got to hand out these tickets to try to get on the way to the four star.

[03:50:58] Oh my goodness. Y'all are just complaining constantly. Guess waited too long for a hot

[03:51:04] dog guess waited too long for a lemonade guess waited too long I mean I mean

[03:51:09] godly look at you walking off want to have a little bit of patience man godly

[03:51:14] I'm overdoing other stuff more important than all it is and y'all over your

[03:51:16] crying and complaining because y'all ain't got no hot dog y'all liking that

[03:51:21] new slide they're loving it Jeff are loving the slide zone absolutely loving

[03:51:27] it

[03:51:34] Hey, Sonny, I noticed you were intruding on my part.

[03:51:51] I just slipped him.

[03:51:55] Oh, that's nasty.

[03:51:58] How y'all doing?

[03:52:00] Y'all doing good?

[03:52:02] There you go.

[03:52:09] How you doing?

[03:52:10] Chillie Lime.

[03:52:11] There you go as well.

[03:52:12] How you doing?

[03:52:13] Where is Rachel, man?

[03:52:18] This is so nasty.

[03:52:19] Oh my goodness.

[03:52:20] This is so nasty.

[03:52:21] I'm sorry.

[03:52:22] I am so terribly sorry.

[03:52:24] This is a disaster.

[03:52:25] Hey, don't square up on me like that, Bonnie.

[03:52:30] Hey, relax.

[03:52:31] I got to go hand out more flyers

[03:52:36] Yeah, look at Rachel. She was all break. Did you see that she was all break?

[03:52:42] All right more flyers chat lock in hey, I'm not trying to steal your business or nothing, but once a

[03:52:50] You'll be dog. I can't hand it to him

[03:52:55] I need to hand out these flyers

[03:52:57] people are waiting on lemonade again. Chat, I gotta hire some benders no joke. I got

[03:53:03] to hire a benders, huh? I actually have to. What this dude just say? You want more

[03:53:12] customers when you can barely handle this park as is. Yo, mods get them out of here.

[03:53:27] I am running this place to the best of my ability.

[03:53:31] My employees are useless except for Jacks.

[03:53:35] Eric, it doesn't seem like Eric does that much nowadays.

[03:53:43] Chad, I think next episode,

[03:53:44] we gotta do like a whole staff.

[03:53:46] I think next episode,

[03:53:48] we unlock the new pools and staff, right?

[03:53:51] 100%.

[03:53:52] We gotta do something about this staff situation.

[03:53:54] It's bad.

[03:53:56] It's really bad.

[03:53:57] But look, as the owner of Stanky Shores,

[03:54:01] I am taking out the trash.

[03:54:07] That didn't work.

[03:54:08] Oh my goodness, hold on.

[03:54:11] Can we unlock a new owner?

[03:54:14] Excuse me?

[03:54:17] Excuse me?

[03:54:19] What did you just say?

[03:54:26] Chat.

[03:54:27] I'm a good owner, y'all know this.

[03:54:30] Look at everything I'm doing by myself.

[03:54:33] It's the employees.

[03:54:37] Do better next time?

[03:54:38] I bet.

[03:54:49] Have a safe slide, ma'am.

[03:54:53] Do better next time.

[03:54:54] I bet.

[03:54:55] get more eliminated popcorn.

[03:55:00] Hey, I got a a chat. Look here. I am stressed right now. Lawsuit in your

[03:55:06] dreams, buddy. Our lawyers are untouchable. Untouchable. I need to

[03:55:15] hand out these flyers to hey, how you doing? Hold on. Flyer, flyer, flyer,

[03:55:20] flyer. Oh, please. It'll be a joyous time.

[03:55:25] No, okay, seven more fliers and we're good.

[03:55:32] I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school got the books.

[03:55:51] I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school and get the books smacked out of his hand, you have to pick him up.

[03:56:51] I feel like a kid in school that's getting bullied and has to pick up the books after

[03:56:57] the books get smacked out of his hand.

[03:57:03] Nerd.

[03:57:07] That was unbelievable by the way.

[03:57:08] I just got ran over by three cars.

[03:57:12] Please somebody take it! Take it, please!

[03:57:24] What's that over there?

[03:57:30] Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no!

[03:57:36] Take it! I need it back, I need it back, please, I need it back, I need it back.

[03:57:40] Sasha, please, I need that back.

[03:57:41] Sasha.

[03:57:45] You're good.

[03:57:46] What happened over here?

[03:57:47] I need a bad kid.

[03:57:48] Stacked.

[03:58:01] What did Alec do?

[03:58:03] What did Alec do?

[03:58:10] You can't be in here drunk Bonnie, sorry.

[03:58:16] Did the ambulance get caught out?

[03:58:20] No way it did.

[03:58:23] Please take, please.

[03:58:24] I'll need you to hand out five more.

[03:58:27] Please.

[03:58:28] Please.

[03:58:29] They was on the sidewalk.

[03:58:38] Fire Rachel C. Sucks.

[03:58:39] We're going to make a decision next episode about staff.

[03:58:43] It's going to be a very important meeting that we're going to have to have chat.

[03:58:46] Tomorrow's episode, we are having a meeting about what we're going to do about the staff

[03:58:50] situation.

[03:58:52] That's going to be first on the list tomorrow because it's actually out of hand.

[03:58:56] I feel like I am so low-carrying the team.

[03:58:59] I am so low-carrying the team.

[03:59:03] You know what?

[03:59:04] For as disastrous as that looked, that was 89% satisfaction

[03:59:10] right there.

[03:59:11] As disastrous as that looked, that was still 89% satisfaction.

[03:59:17] OK, so look here.

[03:59:20] We didn't get to fully do everything

[03:59:23] we can do in three stars because we did not

[03:59:25] get the new pools yet. But tomorrow's episode, we're getting the big pools to go along with

[03:59:31] the big slides and chat first thing on our list tomorrow, y'all better be ready. We are

[03:59:37] going to figure out this employee situation. There might have to be some difficult conversations

[03:59:42] had tomorrow, but we're going to have to have them because I feel like personally I'm

[03:59:47] giving it my all here and nobody there's a tornado coming today. Yeah, GT chat. That

[03:59:53] That was a very stressful episode, but a great episode.

[04:00:00] Nonetheless, a W episode.

[04:00:04] Great stream chat.

[04:00:05] I love y'all, man.

[04:00:06] Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

[04:00:12] Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows, and of course, I appreciate

[04:00:16] all y'all for this hanging out.

[04:00:17] Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll

[04:00:20] see y'all tomorrow.

[04:00:21] Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.

[04:00:22] Peace out y'all!

[04:00:23] D