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Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
You better believe it.
You better believe it, Buster.
You better believe it Buster.
You already know what time it is.
You already know what time it is.
Yeah.
I'll be back.
Yeah!
One word on pop-ups!
Oh, Lord!
God, look, I just saw some pop-ups.
You happy birthday, Jessica?
appreciate that demon princess thank you all right we appreciate that demon
princess uh what's a happy birthday zander
cheers partner
cheers oh yeah rv there yet got it's got another map today you already know
what's happening
Yeah. That's good. That's good.
Right there. Oh yeah, that's good.
Yeah, chat RV there yet got a new map today. I had no idea it was coming until today. I'm so crunk you already know you already know what what what what the business is going to be with that buddy.
believe it yo was gross which house was good so what's good that was good ladies and gentlemen
I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more again yet again
once more yet again once more yet again once more yo please dairy cheese nomo lian
So the cat L Brooke D regal sir Jennifer mid butter BB
Hi B
Riley Athena W subbers man presets all brown hoodie
I repeat
Brown
Brown hoodie buddy
Brown hoodie
Yo, spooky booty, Bree with the
5,000 bits. Congrats on 9 million
followers. I am not gonna lie.
Bree, you a little bit late on that.
Bree, you bought, you bought
about a week late on that, but you know
what, Bree, I appreciate that. Thank you.
W Bree, for real.
Thank you, Bree.
For the 5,000 bits as well.
Shout out to everybody's day going on the
scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it. Hi, Brown
Hoodie, by the way. I don't know if I said that. Brown Hoodie.
If I said that, I think I did.
I think I did.
Chat house everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it, huh?
Are we doing good on a scale of 1 to 10?
Creatine them!
Time for my creatine.
Oh, yeah
Look at that already got the ice up in there. Look at that ice already ready in there. Look at that
It's already in there
GG PC just exploded. What's going on? Got it
You already know what I'm rocking with
Dawson with the five and double low with the ten. Thank you
You already know I'm rocking with that lemon lime game away discount code case
on 10% off.
Big doll.
Woo! Get you a head of that!
Getting low.
There's only like a couple of days left in there.
I got a fresh one though, so it's fine.
Look at that.
look at that it's almost gone it's almost gone
two scoots
one screw
I'm going to give it to you.
Dalsy with another team. Thank
you.
To school.
Right there.
Who rated me? Yo, Avery Jean with the
Uh-huh, yep.
What a A. A. What a A. What a A.
Can I get a bowl of water?
Oh yeah, feel that thing, oh, buddy.
I might be a little too full.
It haven't matter.
It haven't matter.
Oh, I'm never getting that off.
Oh, T.J.
Ah!
Ah!
Cut leaking.
Bro, why did it cut leaking?
Look at that.
I mean, this cup sucks.
Y'all got a scam to kill a ball of theirs.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why is mine leaking, bro?
Why is my cup leaking, bro?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Look at that.
It looked like it's snowing in here, though.
It looked like Santa Claus done came back to town.
Santa Claus went, oh.
Santa Claus where my presents at?
Huh?
Where's Smurf with the fire?
Santa Claus where my presents?
Toxic sludge?
Big dog, there's nothing toxic about creatine.
creatine's what's in steak and stuff it's in red meat buddy get that thing
shook up yeah clink
get a shake
Get him out of my sight.
Pizza with the five.
Get him out of my sight.
It's time for a word.
Oh man, that's good. Oh my goodness. Don't he make no sense how good that is? It don't
he make no sense, man. Ain't no reason creatine should taste that good. It don't he make
no sense lock in wordal warrior joker with the five w joker with the five wordal warrior
Get off my screen now.
They give me vitamin ads for!
BLEEEE!
Mmm.
Ah.
Ah-ha.
Ah-ha.
huh?
huh?
uh-huh let's go
Oh there's no E in it anyway.
Oh
Yo crazy cat with the team W crazy cat with the team
No
That most certainly is a word thank you very much that most certainly is a word
It can't be mild.
Okay.
I don't know if there's a single word
to where the D goes second.
Unless it goes.
Oh.
Oh, the loo.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine?
Wait
Oodles is a word
Oodles is a word
This is a scare!
GG
GG
G.G.
G.G.
G.G.
No.
No, it can't be drill because there's no I in it.
The D literally has to go first. It has to go first. It literally has to.
It literally has to.
Unless it's...
No, it has to go first.
It can't be coddle because there's no Ian.
I don't even know if that's how you smell, Connell.
Driedle. They can't be dried.
I might be a throwaway word, I'm really considering like very much considering drill as a throwaway
word, but that would be double bad if there's only one L and because I know there's no
Now I in it?
Wait.
I don't want to get into the oldest big info!
I'm going to put it in the fridge for a little bit more time and then I'm going to put it in the fridge for a little bit more time.
Wait, what?
No, no, shh, shh, shh, hush young Sprout, young Sprout, hush, hey, hush, hush, hush,
There is only a certain amount of letters left that could make a word that starts with
the letter D.
R. W. You can go D. W. Wait.
There's no iron, it's the wally.
No?
Okay.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Okay.
Car, like, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean, cop?
I might have to do it the other way.
Word here. I have so many grain beans in here.
I might have to do it the other way. Word.
Do I want to do drill?
Or do I want to do Dolly?
That's called process of deduction, you simpletons.
You may be thinking, oh, why would you do drill, you idiot?
There's no, there wouldn't be a why in drill.
It's not the point, you simpleton.
We're trying to figure out what goes second in the word.
Don't question the word a warrior.
As of this very moment, as we sit,
it can either be D-Aura or D-O or D-W,
unless there's some word that starts in D-W
that I don't know.
This is stupid by the way. This is stupid. This is stupid.
No, nevermind.
Wait.
Do we?
Okay.
No, nevermind.
Wait.
Do we?
Okay.
No, nevermind.
Wait.
Do we?
Okay.
Is this a word, donly?
No?
Okay.
Donly.
That's not a word either.
Okay.
I'm about to do a throwaway word.
I'm about to go drill.
I'm about to do a throwaway word. I'm about to go drill.
Big info.
Oh my goodness, I solved it.
Tracey Tracey Tracy Tracey Tracey Tracey Tracey you know ever since you came out here
with Pee Shaw that one day. You know, I really have not been a fan of you ever since. You
really thought you could come out here and give me another stupid word that I would have
never even thought of. And you thought you was going to get me again. But oh, Tracy,
You know what I've learned over my wordal experience
over the past few months?
You don't have to know every word
to get the wordal every day.
It's called process of deduction, Tracy.
You really came out here with something stupid
because this is stupid.
And you really thought,
huh, huh, there's no way he's getting this one.
little do you know Tracy you don't have to know every word to get everywhere
because there is only one thing that it could be you ready Tracy I'm gonna I'm
I'm gonna backspace these two.
Now look at the board.
Look at the board, Chad.
You see the board?
This idiot, there's already a Y at the end.
He's not gonna see, he's not gonna see.
There's nothing else it could be, Tracy.
If this is not the word,
I'm shutting the stream off
and you're not gonna see me for a week.
But I know it's the word.
Tracy many months we've been battling many months you've lost my victory
compared to your victories it's not even comparable stop with the games stop with
the stupid words stop putting stuff on here you don't think I'm gonna get you
want to know why because it doesn't matter if I wasn't thinking of the
word I'm gonna get you one way or another whether I know a word or whether I
deduct to the word get a new job Tracy pass this on to somebody else
Oh, Tracy. Tracy, Tracy, Tracy.
Tracy. Look here, Trace. Trace, look here.
I've been playing nice with you too long.
I've given you too many chances.
I've let you slide over and over with these stupid words and over and over no matter
how stupid the word, I still deduct and get it now on an entire number.
put a good word in here or pass it on okay tracy
because I'm tired of your games you'll never beat me tracy don't you get it
Tracy. Huh? Tracy! Don't you get it, Tracy?
A couple times I let it slip. A couple times here and there I let you get a little victory here and there, Tracy. I let it, I let you, Tracy.
Tracy, you know why I let you get a couple victories here and there, Tracy?
You really want to know why I do it, Tracy?
Because it's fun, Tracy.
You exist to inconvenience me because I allow it.
Now, Tracy, okay, you're starting to make me a little mad with these stupid words, so
I'm going to give you a chance.
I'm going to give you a chance to cut it out.
So if I come on here tomorrow, and there's another stupid word, Tracy, let's just say
There's not going to be a trace left.
So Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, when will you learn?
When will you learn, Tracy?
When?
You should have been stronger by now, Tracy.
You've had months and months of training.
You've had months and months of training, Tracy,
and you're still not strong enough, Tracy.
Why?
I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know, Tracy.
Will we ever know, chat?
Huh?
Will we ever know?
Nah.
Nah, maybe not.
That's okay.
Doesn't matter for me.
Hey, hey, chat.
It doesn't matter if we'll ever know.
Cause I win again and again and again, Tracy.
Cooked, dryly in your dreams.
Huh, Tutama, in your dreams, Trace.
Dryly.
Ha!
Ha!
Who's Tracy?
Exactly.
If you have to ask, that's all you need to know.
If you have to ask, that's all you need to know.
That was a chat.
Did y'all see that deduction skill, though?
Y'all saw that deduction skill.
it was easy, you're banned.
My mom said, I thought your granny went on and on
when I was young, but you got her beat by a mile,
just saying, yo, mom, you're just mad
that you don't have the aura that I have on Wordle.
Mom, you've self-admitted cheap on Wordle before, okay?
Why you coping?
Oh, got too much aura for Wordle.
You could lock me in a room and say you have to complete 500 worlds in two hours or you're gonna die. I
Would be able to do it
You could lock me in a room with a bomb and that bomb have a two-hour timer on it and
The dude comes on intercom and says yo if you don't solve
500 wordles in
These next two hours
The bomb is gonna explode and you're gonna die. I'd be like only 500. Ha! Easy work.
Then I'd knock it out. I'd knock it out just like that.
Just like that, I would.
That's every four minutes, yeah.
She had a job get down one a day.
Don't lie now.
Quinn line.
No, you did not.
Sorry to you, Lon and me, Chad, 500 is every 14.4 seconds.
I can do that.
I could solve a wordle every 14.4 seconds for two hours straight.
Okay.
I didn't, I didn't know it was that, that much.
I could I could do 50. I could do 50. No, I could do 20. Yeah, I could do 20.
Yo, milkman with the 2000 bits. W milman high case. I got kicked out last night.
You're going to keep my head up. I want to say thank you.
Read my comfort streamer. Yo, I hate to hear that meal.
My hope that thing goes good for you, milkman.
W milkman. Thank you for 2000 bits to chat.
You already know what time it is. Ladies and gentlemen,
RV there yet
released a new map today as
You know, I have conquered every single map in RV there yet
It's one of our favorite games
They released a new map today
And I am crunk have y'all seen it chat I
Don't I haven't seen it. I don't know if it's more difficult or less difficult
I don't remember. Which map was the most difficult one we did in RV there yet yet?
The last one was pretty difficult. I'm not gonna lie.
The second one.
Either way, I'm crunk, lock-in chat. We have been waiting for another RV there yet map for I
do not even know how long skis. And we are back. Oh man, we are back, buddy. It's time.
Wait what? Wait what? Hold up.
What's going on? Hello?
My PC still hacked from last night?
Did y'all remember that? Oh, bad, bruh.
Crash reporter again.
Don't you do this to me right now.
No
Don't you do this to me
Hold on I'm trying to get the game to open up it's it's crashing on on on star for some reason
Oh man we're back. Oh man we are back chat. Oh my goodness we are back. It opened. Oh yeah
baby. Chat you better lock in buddy. Cause we bout to be in for another wild ride. RV
See there yet, brand new map, baby!
Everybody locked in!
It's time to get angry.
Yeah!
You better put your seatbelts on, Bubba.
Hey!
Y'all better put your seatbelts on, cuz we got another RV there yet, map to beat.
And it's not a question, we are gonna beat it.
Lock in.
Hey, locked in.
to you. You'll appreciate
that. Uh, yo, shout out to
Molly and Marco. Congratulations,
Molly and Marco. Thank you.
Lock in. Time point, if you're
locked. You're happy 28th
birthday. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, rocio. Gil Carmen. Carmen.
Happy birthday, Carmen. If I
said that right, I think
thank you. Lock in. New game.
Mubuts Valley. Wait, what's
Oh it's like on a beach!
What's the name of it?
Bunny with the 5, W Bunny with the 5!
I mean come on, BDL, they, that's gotta be the name.
The game name cannot include spaces.
BBL Batheon.
Chad, I am very crunk right now.
Brand new RV variant map.
If you don't know, I have been very angry at this game
in the past.
This game has brought some horrifically anger-filled
moments, but I've also filled some great moments.
I have not been on here in a minute.
I am about to be rusty. Oh my goodness, what life?
How difficult could this map actually be?
If it's only on an island, there can't be that much crazy terrain.
You're gonna start my sensitivity down.
Yo, bubs with the 25 get the W bubs with the 25 get the preset at bubs.
W bubs.
Let's go 98 on that. Let's go point five on that.
Apply.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's already screen tear. Let me check
That is not an accurate shadow by the way
I forgot how you take a puff, check how you take a puff I forgot, check how you take
a pump I forgot. Two. How do you throw it out? Three. Oh man, Chad, it has been a minute dude!
Oh yeah! Let's see how far we can get.
Now if you haven't been with us in the past we played this game, the maps on these games are
crazy and it is insanely difficult, especially by yourself.
Oh, I'm floating!
Let me go floating!
Ugh!
Do I be a good person and go throw it in the trash or no, let's later?
Wait, what's this over here, why am I jump key working?
Shall I get a new fit?
Put that on?
Yep, put these on.
Yep, let's go see what these look like.
Oh chat I'm locked I used to be a demon on this game bruh tell y'all remember that all
the crazy situations we'd have to get out of on this game just peak they better have
T. Ramisu pre-installed on this radio in here by the way.
What's on the radio?
No tape on the radio.
Chad, I'm so rusty, hold up, I gotta get locked in.
I gotta remember everything that we have.
I remember you gotta bring so much stuff with us.
How am I looking?
So I got I got to resist down a little bit a little bit more.
Okay, like 0.4 something like that right there.
All right, let's go see what this little shop is right here.
Is anybody here?
Hello?
Somebody here
What is this for
Wait, what is this for?
How useful this thing
I
Don't think this will be useful
We're bringing this with us because I know there's probably a situation where we're gonna have to use this
We're bringing it with us either way
Let's put it
Let's just put it right there
Let's go through this dude talk about bro. It's been so long chat. I'm so rusty, bro
rusty
Okay, I don't think I don't know if we need that empty box. Hey, how you doing?
You ain't got nothing for me?
All right, big dog. I'm gonna get up out of here.
Since you ain't got nothing for me, I guess. Oh, there's metal scrap.
Almost forgot about that. Yep.
Gotta take the old with us to gotta have that.
There was tape on the counter.
I remember you have to, every little bit of oil that you could pick up, you had to bring
it with you, chap.
Because once your engine gets damaged, it's G to the G-skis.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
What's the first song of the new map?
Hit me with it!
I
These coconuts give health I wonder shall bring the coconuts
Coconut
I'm bringing them with me chat. I don't know if we're gonna need it, but I'm bringing them wait. Can I crack them?
Wait, what's the point of these then?
I
When I bet you can cook them
Okay, is there anything else I should get before I don't know what is I haven't seen no clips of this or no nothing
It's all about to be new to you boy
Lowkey stuff with the five. Thank you. Oh lock in Jack
Hey
What? Oh my goodness, it's been so long.
Chat, we are on the road again. I was here, baby.
It's in the same button bay.
I forgot the beard on these, I gotta solve.
Always go there.
But that guy is second, oh yes, I blinded by him.
And he didn't forget.
What do you think that we need?
Okay, let's see what's here surely there's something here for us if there's like a trail
leading over here maybe not there's another bar over there wait chat are the bars the
checkpoints on this mount you see what they're trying to do chat they're making everything
looks so pleasant. I bet this is gonna be the most difficult map yet because
they're trying to get you like oh man this map gonna be easy everything looks
chill. No. I bet there's gonna be something terrible. Alright let's go. Let's get up out of here.
Uh reverse that. There we go. Don't go too far in the water. Don't go too-
I'm a little rusty, but it's fine.
I'm taking engine damage.
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, that's a bad start.
That is a terrible start, matter of fact.
OK, well, I already took engine damage.
I forgot if you go too far in the water,
you take engine damage.
I'm not gonna restart, I'm good.
I'm not gonna restart, I'm good.
We'll just take a second real quick.
Ah!
On the road again.
Can't wait to get on that road again.
Can I go the right way?
I feel like there's gotta be some kind of secrets
around here that they're hiding from the chat.
I just I got a feeling they gotta be yeah look at that there's scrap over here
they really thought they thought they can hide this for me chat oh they really
thought for a split second they could hide this for me
I'm gonna go put this all in here.
Look, no harm done Chad.
We're good.
All right, let's get up out of here.
Yeah!
Go back this way.
Let's get some more music playing.
Get a little too quiet in here.
Hold up.
I'm already stuck.
I fell off.
I fell off.
That is so embarrassing.
That is actually so embarrassing. Oh my goodness, I can't believe I'm already done. I am warped.
There we go. Crazy start. I know, look. Y'all remember, I was a professional this game a while back. It's fine.
Let's go.
Go do it again.
You gotta make like a five-point turn here.
This thing's barely moving. Hello?
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Uh.
Uh.
Hey.
Yeah.
Uh.
Hey.
Cravin' RV.
Gonna go pee-pee.
Oh, did you get your body?
What is that?
You done this on the crab.
I'm hitting it.
Yeah, he's out.
I'm about to flip.
Now!
Go!
We're stuck.
We got to win, Torey.
I bet I bet about to shoot these crabs right here what
Okay, let's just use the winch and get out of here.
I'm so washed I'm so washed chat I am so washed it's not even funny I've had to
We're rich twice and we're not even like 1% into the new map.
I am worse.
Worse, not to tell ya.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We are good.
Beautiful.
Okay.
Make sure this thing's in part.
Okay, shut up.
Shut up.
I'm going you better be glad I don't have a weapon buddy look he's came for it look at this this is ridiculous
wait am I gonna have any traction
wait Chad I don't think I'm gonna have any traction
Lord! Lord! I'm washed. I'm so washed. I am so washed.
Okay. Do I have any traction?
Ladies and gentlemen, the answer to that question is no.
You kind of suck, dude.
Big dog, I've accomplished so much in this game, don't you ever disrespect me.
I've been out of the game for a while.
They haven't updated it in a minute, buddy.
That's traction right there.
That's traction.
There we go.
Close that.
Put that there.
We're out of here, Chad.
We are good.
Back on the road again.
Back on the road again, baby.
Too easy.
Gonna join the ride chat, we're good.
Okay, looks like we gotta cross a little water area
right here, which is fine.
We've been in water areas before in this game.
This is nothing to us.
Nothing we haven't done before.
Let's go third gear.
Ah!
Oh yeah, we're rolling.
We're rolling.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, let me get a gander at this real quick before I commit.
Okay, that's...
Yeah, that's doable.
Hold on a little minute, let me scout ahead, y'all know that's the key when you're playing.
Oh, that's gonna be tough right there.
The key when you're playing RV there yet solo, you gotta do some scouting before you go because
you're going in blind.
If not, they thought they can have some, they thought they can have some scrap on
me right here in your dreams, buddy.
Bro, you're gonna fall?
They call me John driving, man.
No, we're not.
Watch this.
It's gonna look like we're gonna go over the edge,
but we're not going to remain calm.
Okay, right here is gonna be a little tricky,
but it's gonna be fine.
This RV has very good traction.
Maybe panicking right now, but do not panic.
This RV has perfect traction.
You see that right there?
And just like that,
We are out of that situation.
You're welcome.
Thank you very much for choosing K-SOS RV Trips Express.
Hope you enjoy your trip.
You see how you remain calm, man.
Just remain calm and keep driving.
You're gonna be I.
Period.
Are we gonna produce for,
do we use to run predictions for this game
by the way, Chad?
Did we?
I can't remember. I'm gonna check over here real quick and see what's up with this little trail right here.
So I've got to save some gas.
I don't think, did we used to run for a distance for this? I can't remember.
If so, how did we do it?
It was Perch Checkpoint.
Did we? For real?
How you doin' big doll? You ain't got nothin' here. You ain't got no take?
Music. Coconut Island.
Creatine gone. Love to see it. Not a little bit left.
Gone.
Let's go play this. Anything else here? They're hiding from me. It doesn't look like it. Let's
keep moving. Yo, Dario with the 25 gift and give me some Ws for Dario. I got to get the
all. Hold up. I'm gonna come back at the all. Chad, W, Dario with the 25 gift and I'm
precinct that Dario, W, Dario with the 25 gift and thank you. I'm gonna get the
motor all we're gonna keep all going
shut up my lock in so far
You do back there, big doll.
Let's get back to the RV ski.
All right RV is in perfect condition so far we had a couple a little you know
mishaps along the way but it's fine let's play this new tape and hit the road
Hello?
Uh, hello?
Don't do this to me.
No, don't you do this.
Where'd it go?
Genius.
Let's see what we got.
gonna try to stop me, not today, gonna cook it, I just heard a gunshot, no father calling the cops, uh.
Desktop.
How do I go about this? Oh, lord. How do I go about this? Well, after winst-
the crabs are gonna be a problem.
Uh.
I'm just chilling in the Bahamas.
And you know I'm wearing pajamas.
I got time for all that drama.
We'll be crabbing go away.
Get up on my face.
Trying to see them better days.
Trying to hit the post so I can go away.
Yeah, uh, get the crab up on my face.
I'm about to tweet.
I've got to make him into some crab meat.
How do I get on this?
We're already in a bad spot.
We're chasing it.
Oh, I forgot I can throw you the winch.
But the question is, I know what to do.
You gotta think outside the bun, chat, think outside the bun.
Watch, we're about to solve this literally right now.
Hush, young sprout.
Watch, we go to remote.
Cody, I do it in the boat.
I hate these crabs!
I hate them!
Remote in the boat, please land in the boat.
Bet land in the boat, that was so good.
Wow, that was good
I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I'm hurt by the way. I'm hurt
We got to cook some food real quick. Hold up. I took some damage there. I
Wish you could kill the crabs look at it. I hate you
Before we head out, let's cook some food. Thanks web root for doxing me again
Okay, Grapper, excuse me. Thank you. Let's hope we can cook these coconuts.
Is that cooking?
I just took damage through the... Is that cooking?
There's a crab in the RV apparently. Game of the year.
I don't know how to...
I'm literally about to hit this thing in the face with a coconut.
It's gonna be calling a coconut crap after this.
Ha ha ha!
Didn't work.
Is this really how this map is gonna be?
Is this what this is gonna be for real?
What's the point of the coconuts?
I ain't got no health.
Coconut crab killer with the five.
Is there no way to kill the crabs?
I mean, bro.
Y'all see my plan?
Can I make that?
Yeah, I can make that, right, Chat?
Yeah, I make those.
Well, you actually have to physically drive the boat with the RV on it, no way.
Or V on it, no way.
Oh, crap.
Okay.
Okay, now look at this, look at this, look at this.
Huh?
I picked up the whole clamp.
Now I do this right here.
You sure I'm going to check?
Yeah!
And now what I'm gonna do real quick,
I'm gonna put this thing in drive.
And I'm just gonna drive it up.
Okay, now let's figure out this boat action right here.
I'm assuming I have to leave this clamped in or else why would it be here?
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna leave that clamped.
Let's put this up.
W dams by the way they actually have boat driving mechanics now I wonder if you have to double clamp it
No, okay, wait what oh
That is secure right there buddy. All right, lucky. Let's figure out how to drop this boat
Before I figure out how to drive a boat.
I'm assuming I have to go over to the other side of the road.
I think I have to go over there?
I'm assuming?
Okay, let's go.
Are you driving?
I'm not hit the gas.
Oh, okay.
I cannot see, Che.
You're going to be my god.
Okay.
It's driving itself.
This is not legal, by the way, in actual voting practices.
Do not think they're going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
It's just a madness.
It's still perfect.
We've got to pull up to that wooden thing.
Perfect.
I think if I just drive straight up there, we can just go left, go left, go left, go left, go left.
So Chad, when you're taking your boaters license test, they always make very clear.
If you're on the boat alone, do not leave that boat going in any speed at all and step away from the wheel.
Matter of fact, you ain't supposed to do it at all even if he was in the boat with you.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
We made it.
That was easy!
look at that parking oh my goodness it couldn't have been better is that a
checkpoint I think that's a checkpoint chat oh my good okay it's been a little
rough so far as you can tell by looking at my health it's there's been some
issues mostly from them crabs other than that it's fine let's go put this
thing in reverse. It's check
behind me. Looking at rea
going. Yup.
Ladies and gentlemen, I th
in check. Yes, it is. Yes
Beautiful
Say younger on the other math it would be the most joyous sight to see a checkpoint
It would be like it would be like a miracle who those are tough who those are tough, too. I'm wearing those. Oh
Yeah, these oh my goodness shat these winch poles right here were so important back in the day
All right, so we won predictions for every checkpoint now might as well run a prediction
will I get to the next checkpoint without having to reset or die?
I will get there by any means necessary to prove the doubters wrong.
As I always do.
Get ready to lose points, dober.
If you're voting to get me on the second checkpoint, you done lost your mind.
Okay.
Anything else here?
Another tape.
Wait is this more lore for this map to let me find out okay what else is in here I'll
take another winch controller just in case we lose our first one because we have been
known to be in bad situations with those before let's put it like back here so just in case
we ever needed we could throw this out um trash can
chat we have a problem real quick though like a real problem there is nothing to
use to heal chat there is nothing to use to heal here can you fish with the
harpoon?
chat literally if I take like any damage we're dead let me walk up to the water
real quick and see if you can catch a fish I doubt it though I don't know how
I've even seen no fish no you can't okay thank you your band for saying that
just now though by the way. We'll break open the coconut case. You think I didn't try that?
We're moving. Oh I forgot to take!
Let's go. Keep moving. Surely we'll find something to heal with soon.
And I hope we don't run any more crabs. Everybody get your seatbelts on. We're going.
Walk in.
Hello again, Renty listeners. It's your boy, Archibald.
Hey, Archibald!
And welcome to another Renty Fan Club episode of The Secret Tastes.
And I know you all love my outdoor tapes.
And so today, I'm outside.
Can you guess what I'm doing?
Fizzy!
Here's a clue.
That's right. I'm chopping wood.
I thought it was going to get quite cold here in the valley.
So I figured I'd sort out some plywood while I can still feel my hands.
I find chopping wood to be a great way to relieve stress.
And I know what you're thinking.
How could you be stressed?
You're archibald right!
Hey, what are you looking at?
Starting out the subscribers in 15 different countries.
Now!
Well, you're right about that.
No.
GG.
But I'll huck you know, I'm a regular person too.
Just like you.
I'm not immune to stress.
Oops, I messed that one up a bit.
That's okay.
We'll just be adjusted and trying again.
Wait, you know, I never imagined my little stories
would reach every corner of the planet.
Wait.
But thanks to you all, here we are.
We're now buying your audio book!
I should do it for today. I hope you're all happy and healthy. It can be lonely out here.
Hurry up Archibald, I gotta go start some food up here.
I'm lonely, not the way, but I know you're listening. Thank you, Archibald listeners, for tuning in.
Thank you, Archibald.
Okay, my Archibald.
Is that what...
Oh my... oh no.
I'm gonna go check up here for food.
Oh, no.
Use the hammer on a coconut?
I don't even have the coconuts no more.
There's no food up here, are you for real?
You came here for real?
That were one shot.
Why are y'all saying my points?
No, I'm gonna make it past this point right here.
Do I still have a coconut?
Not in coconuts.
Oh, I got one, let's see if the hip and wood hammer works.
I doubt it will.
Oh my goodness, you're so bad.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Check this looks worse than it is oh it's a sheer drop off on either side it is a death
drop oh my goodness okay hold up let me let me observe the situation let me observe the
situation before we make a move. Okay. Oh, that's a long way down. Okay, I make that
I 100% make that. Yeah. I make that.
Okay. Yeah, we make these. We make these. Lock him.
Type 1 if you believe. I make these.
I
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
So, the only time I've been here looking for a sign, waiting for someone to take my hand.
Too easy!
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
I just want you next to me, the time's close to ecstasy, the tide is high, you can feel it in here.
Wait, why is there a bridge here?
Some of the lights and memories, I think I never felt this free, tide is high, you can feel it in here.
Oh, there's a stump over there!
How much you in a bed if I were to drove the RV over this, it would have snapped.
How much you want to bet?
They're giving me all of this, but no heel.
Oh my goodness.
Is there not like food in this game?
I think that's another checkpoint.
That was a little nerve-wracking right there, but it was smooth.
Oh, that was good.
I
Y'all God's that wait they actually have to give me something like you myself. Is this a joke?
They did they did they did they did they did they did they did that we've been saved
Burger, burger!
Hello and welcome to McDonald's.
Would you like a beef burger?
No, please.
I just want to see my family again.
Chicken nugget.
That's a full heal right there.
You love to see it.
That's a full heal right there.
You love to see it.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Perfect.
Grab this scrap.
There's another tape to grab this all real quick.
That is important.
I just have a feeling that there's going to be something on there, like there's a part
of every RV there yet map that's like the most ridiculous thing ever.
What is this thing?
Oh, this is for nailing down the planes.
I remember that.
But yeah, there's certain parts of every RV there yet map that is just ridiculous.
Like ridiculous.
Okay.
Um, I don't think I need anything y'all serve besides these. I gotta have these
The winch poles saved us if y'all remember the winch poles saved us in many a situation
Okay, before we grab that safe and leave or they hide anything because the devs have been
known to store stuff like behind the little checkpoints where you wouldn't think to look
and there'll be some good items back there.
Nothing here though.
Chat, we keep moving.
We keep moving.
Uh, high case that's 120 for today.
Can I get a happy birthday and shout out and advice on the pickle?
happy birthday. Gloria, is it
Gloria? You're happy birthday.
Yeah, I got you with a big
device. You know, happy birthday.
No. Each day is a new
opportunity to create a better
tomorrow. That's I got you with
another one. Personal growth is
truly commendable. Make sure
There's nothing more in here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that in real life, by the way.
It's just a joke, it's a video game. Don't do that in real life.
I'm just going to check new song to lock in.
We are at the second.
Is this the second or third checkpoint?
Second checkpoint in the game.
We are good.
Lock in.
I'm going to roll again, Chad.
Hold up!
I'm not a fan chair.
Hold up!
That's a bomb!
I
I am crazy.
I just saved that dude!
Okay, I wonder if that's gonna be a problem.
Let's go over here and see if they're hiding anything.
Cause that's how they do.
Yep, I told you!
They always do that thinking I'm not gonna go looking.
I always look.
Alright.
This looks relatively simple here.
Let's just hit it in line.
We gotta be in line.
Oh, I might have made a mistake.
You know what I'm doing.
Did that thing break?
Easy chat, easy, easy!
Just put a coconut on it again.
I am so locked right now, Chad, so locked.
Why is there multiple different trails here?
Huh?
Let's look around.
I wonder why there is multiple different trails here,
here, Chad?
No joke tropical music is a vibe like actually it's just a five ski
Chat tropical music is a vibe
Yeah, I don't see nothing down here. I guess that's just in case if you fall on the bridge you can somehow save yourself right here
Okay, where's the reason we're looking all the all the trails just in case they like hide something cuz
It looks like we got to go that way though. That looks like the way to go
There's got to be something up here. Why else would this trail be here?
Wait, no, this is where I looked a minute ago, wasn't it?
Shad, they always hide something, always turbo fuel!
They always hide something.
What is they did but I also hear something I hear the crabs running around okay let's
grab a couple of these real quick these are of the utmost importance wait we're
We can go this way, right?
Wait, wait, champ, hold on.
We don't have to, that's not the way we gotta go. Go, right?
Uh
Let's go check the other trail real quick because I do not like to look at this one
No jump.
Don't flip, don't flip, don't flip!
What is this?
Shut up, what are they hiding?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, uh-uh-uh-uh, we're about to make a mistake.
We're about to make a bad mistake, wait a minute.
What are they hiding, chat?
Tell me!
Tell me!
Wait, I wonder if you could- that looks like impossible to get over with the RV, by the way.
What oh we do gotta go this way that's just the alternate route. I think I would rather go this way don't y'all
Sox with the TN
You know what's crazy
Okay, yeah, we'll go the right way I guess because this one right here with the logs looks like impossible
Inside the log now there's no way the RV's fitting in there
There's literally no way
I'm taking damage here. Nope. We're good
We keep moving Chad we keep moving there's something in there. No, that's just someone. Uh, that's like a rock. Don't do it
Let's go
Chad this might be a little tough up here but we gots to do it. We gots to.
Lock in. Time for it if you're locked in.
It's not gonna be purdy.
Hey Chad, it's not gonna be purdy.
You know what's absolutely insane? They think I was born yesterday.
Wait, Chad, they think I was born yesterday, actually.
Wait.
They think I was born yesterday
We can
You think I can make an oldest or ain't right here to get past this part. I
100% can I 100% can yes
Now this part right here on the right hand slope is gonna be a little sketchy
I'm not gonna lie getting around this tree is gonna be a little sketchy, but if I can make it
This will be a way better route than that other one will.
Let's go.
That was the easiest thing in the world to get up off me.
I was going to do it to see.
We're good. It's just minor damage.
Yeah, we're good.
Everybody relax.
Just a couple broken windows and they're already fixed.
Let's keep moving.
Why is there smoke rolling out?
Oh, that's the last.
Come back here.
No.
Please.
I
right here. Right here, Chad, right here. And we're home free, right here.
I
I'm scared for my points don't be young sprout you see how locked in I am right now do not
Stop being scared for your points, young sprout.
Hello again, Runzy listeners. It's your boy.
Hey, Archibald!
Welcome to another Runzy FanCon episode of The Secret Tanks.
Quick update, the worldwide subscriber special story has made great progress.
Oh!
But it needs a little more time in the oven.
So, in the meantime, in This Secret Tanks, we're going to do a voice tutorial.
I know how much you all love following along with these.
Today, we'll be covering everyone's favorite vegan werewolf, Jacobi, is a short demonstration.
Hello everyone, I'm Jacobi! I'm 10 years old and I'm a werewolf. Rar!
And my favorite thing is running around outside with my best friend, Rosa Bella.
There you are folks, that's the voice we're going for today. As you can hear, Jacobi is not playful and innocent.
You need to be really, really, really...
Follow along now. First, you need to raise your pitch.
Repeat after me.
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma!
That's it. Keep going.
That's the water with them all night.
That's as possible.
Ma, ma, ma, ma!
You need to remember
is to add a bit of brightness to your tone.
Water with them all night.
Like this.
Ma, ma, ma, ma!
What's the blue thing mean I forgot that is the blue one structural damage
I'm thinking you all have to speak like me.
I look forward to seeing you all in future stories.
Goodbye, Wenty listeners.
Bye!
Bye, Archibald! Thank you!
This does not look good.
I'll never mind. It's not bad.
We are way up here right now. We are like way way up here right now
So where did I take that structural damage from was that from when I hit that?
Hello.
I do not like if it was just a bridge, that's whatever
But oh that's a long fall
That was nowhere near as difficult as I thought it was going to be though.
I thought that was like going to throw me off the side, knowing the devs of this game.
We're good though. I need a checkpoint because we have taken a lot of blue damage,
which is the damage you can only restore at checkpoints, by the way, in case you didn't know.
Okay, anything else?
What's left? Oh, we're good.
Let's keep moving we're good that was clean no chat clean
Clean
case the blue is the tires I don't understand how some people can just say something so
unbelievably confidently wrong I it's it's always baffled me how somebody can just with
absolute confidence say something that is completely and utterly wrong like completely
wrong and just confidently say that that's the most baffling thing actually one of the
most baffling things in the world to me. That right there, it is insane. Tell me it ain't
You're just gonna say something that they know what they're talking about for a matter of fact and it's just completely wrong. You're like, how, how?
What? I gotta go down here?
Oh
Someone told me green eyes don't exist
Let's go and get it up.
Big time.
Big dog, what?
brown eyes brother brown eyes
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up
My Glee!
GG
I must not wear contacts, I don't have yellow contacts.
I must not wear yellow contacts every day, all day.
Just straight yellow.
Forever.
Like everywhere, like even when I sleep.
just yellow just straight and yellow everywhere I go
this is bad wait this is very very bad it's worse than bad it's a disaster
actually. Okay, now you may be thinking, yo, big dog, you're
cooked. And you know what I have to say to that? Shut up.
Because watch this.
Gustavius with the five.
Look at that barely enough space. I calculated that on
purpose. It's where it would barely barely enough space
where I can grab that just barely.
Let's see if this works.
Please do not break it.
There is a checkpoint right down there.
Please.
Okay, um...
Okay.
Oh, wait. This is bad.
No, it's not. I'm gonna handle this right now.
You know what? I'm gonna use one of the witch clothes right now.
You're like, you know what I'm doing right here?
Why are you sideways?
What are you doing?
Why are you sideways?
What are you doing?
Oh no.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Why is it so...
Just for times.
The fact I'm having to use all of this utility this early in the game is not a good sign,
by the way, chat.
I am. This is not a good sign.
The distance sucks!
Wait, were you actually supposed to use this app?
Wait, what?
What?
You don't know?
Why do I know?
Geech.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, champ, this is...
Saved. Saved. Saved.
Huh?
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay!
Now look!
Leave it there.
Unhitch.
Look at this.
Look around you.
We're getting out of this situation.
By the way, we're only two-set points, Steve.
We're getting out of the situation by the way, we're only two set points deep. We are cocked
Rear
That scared me.
Yes. Yes.
Yes! Okay!
I can work with this!
I think... Actually, I know I can. Just watch this.
I think I can handle it from here from the driver's seat y'all think so
from the driver's seat. Y'all think so?
I'm gonna get the jack too. I'm just trying to get inside the situation real quick.
Hold up. I have not forgotten about the jack.
That's how you drive, Rock-Dare, baby.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
That's how you drive right there, baby!
Chat, that is how you drive!
Type one if you feel safe with me driving the RV with you in it.
Okay, bro, just put it in here!
Okay, let's just reverse all the way down the hill, lock in.
It appears that it stopped perversing, okay.
I can't see nothing.
I just ran out, I just ran smooth over a crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen,
another checkpoint has been breached.
We are unfathomably...
How many checkpoints is on this map chat y'all know okay I gotta use the restroom
Let's get down low.
Let's get real low.
All right, ladies.
Come on, man.
You've got to turn it up.
Crazy for a while.
Off it is.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You've got to turn it up.
Crazy for a while.
Off it is.
I'm locked in, Jack!
Hey Casmin, my wife just got a cream colored Husky Pumpkin.
What should we name them?
My wife would allow me to name them Dookie Man 12.
Name them all!
Name them all!
You have to let me think on that.
I don't want to mess up chat we are at another checkpoint. It is a beautiful sight to behold whatever's going on right here looks concerning
not gonna lie it looks like we have another boat section going on right here don't know what's up with that. Let's repair everything and get ready to move. Y'all know the drill.
Plain. Shout out my locked in right now. I feel like I'm locked in right now. Where is the last
there it is. Got it. Okay, let's repair. There's one wheel messed up or something. Yep, a little
bit right there and a little bit right there. W maintenance man. Name it Bazooka. That would
be kind of tough. Not a lot, but Zuka would be kind of tough. Okay, grab the scrap right
here. There's some burrs. Not sure if I'm gonna need those.
Oh, we got back that winch pole that we used. Perfect.
Boom. Let's repair everything real quick. Okay, there's more tires right there. You
I need more tires I really don't know if I do I never really had a problem with
the tires before
there we go did they leave me a tape in this one
no tape this is an outrage
Oh
Not keep these glasses tough, okay
All right, I'm gonna go and bring these if we have a little bit of extra room I guess
Yeah
Yeah, y'all ready we keep moving here
hey chat we keep moving wait what this the tape is in the water out back
wait on the shelf that's right no tape on those shelves
wait on that
Chat, there ain't no tape out here!
Y'all just be... Chat, what possesses y'all to lie like this?
What is wrong with y'all?
Is this a new map? Yes, this is a new map.
And it's a vibe so far. Let me show you what my feet look like real quick.
I'm sorry.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Jetskies?!
Well, just these are so fun.
Oh, you're gaming here. Oh, my goodness, gaming here.
Wow!
Easy.
Okay, where am I going to need to take us after I grab the RV?
I don't know. Let's just go back and get the RV.
So I said GTA 6.
Wait, use the jet ski to find out. You're right, actually. Should I do that?
Before we bring the RV out, I think we jump again. We jump on a jet ski and we go do some scouting first.
I think I didn't have an idea who said by the way.
I'm just trying to get the shots from it, for fuck's sake.
Absolutely perfect.
Let it down.
Now y'all doing crabs?
I swear, when I beat this map, I'm turning all y'all into stuffed crabs.
Y'all are getting deep fat Friday. Do you understand me all three of y'all and your buddies at the start of the game that almost killed me
I'm hunting these crabs to its stinks and on the side of them
Having a seafood ball baby, let's go scout chat lucky
was anybody gonna tell me there were sharks
They really thought they really thought they could hide this secret tape from Archibald.
Okay, it looks like we take it there, but I'm not sure. Let's go over here this way before we go
Go back and get the RV.
Is this what we call a sober at the start of the game?
It looks like it. Okay.
Got it!
W Scallon.
I don't know what we're going to have to do here chat, we're just going to have to figure
it out.
I've been all just in real life, brother, so fun.
Not all I though when you start getting up to about 60 miles an hour on them things
that starts getting scary because you're like, bro, if I went over sideways, I'd
Let's straight up die.
Here we go, chap.
It's time.
Ooh.
That sounds like a giant walking.
No! If I would've swapped that, I would've been angry!
Hey, hey.
You alright? Yeah.
Yo, relax, Archie. Hold on.
Let's visit the lore before we head out.
Can I?
Yes.
We've got a blanket for it.
Archibalds?
We?
The corner.
So we can make stories.
It's safe here.
It can't hurt us.
Really?
Do you promise?
Yeah.
I promise.
Archibald and lore.
I promise.
I promise.
I promise.
I promise.
I promise.
I promise.
Archie ball done lost is my chat it's over all right. Let's go everybody lock in
It's another boat section. Let's get it
Let's go
Okay, I am kind of concerned for what's going on up here.
I don't know what it is.
on that rock
All right
We're here what does that mean I
Have no clue
How does this work?
How does this work?
How does this-
AHHHHHHH!
That just scared me so bad, that just scared me so bad, that just scared me so bad.
Oh my goodness, that just scared me so bad.
Okay, um, chat, I actually do not understand.
How we're supposed to get this thing to move.
Um, there is multiple sharks.
What is that rope?
I can't reach that rope!
Let's just get back on the boat.
Wait, can I even get back on the boat?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm trying to get you back on the boat.
I don't know what's going on but like I said we got to figure something out we got to figure
out this world situation this obviously has something it's it's a reverse oh my
god it's back it up it's back it up everybody relax
I'm scared I'm scared I'm hurt
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
You gotta be kidding me.
Don't do it.
There's a button.
There's a button.
There's a button.
There's a button.
There's a button.
There's a button.
Okay, you don't have to hold it.
Thank you, because we would have actually been cooked if you'd have to hold that.
No doubt.
Actually, no, we weren't situations like that before.
Okay, you don't have to hold it. Thank you because we would have actually been cooked if you'd have to hold that. No doubt.
Actually, no, we weren't in situations like that before. We got out of it.
Does it stay open? That's the question. Let's observe.
There's a shark but swirling the boat. Look at that!
I'm sorry.
Ankle's.
It's off. That's the most I've ever seen in my life!
Let's go, Chad. Let's get out of here.
Beautiful, Chad.
Beautiful.
Go left, maybe. Always go left.
Another one.
There's another one.
Another one.
Another one.
Ah, it's that one. Where it went?
Uh, uh, chat, wha- wha- wha- wha- what does that say?
Come on, Polk, get up, bar!
What is that sign?
Send him to me, drop up to it.
I'm new here?
I'm new here welcome be on your best behavior
That says shark action, that's what it says chat
Bro, there's no 1,000 bits. What are y'all spamming brothers? No thousand bits here
What are y'all saying?
I'm about to ban everybody in here again. I swear I will
I swear I will.
You won't?
Oh, buddy, don't, hey, don't, hey, don't talk about the, uh, the Minecraft 2024 incident.
Oh, we gotta go around over there and come back this way and jump up here.
Cell Fox sent it.
Did that actually happen?
Yes, it did.
Gotta scroll 13 miles down.
Yo Cell Fox!
Yo Cell Fox!
You need to pin the bitch next time!
Okay, you hear me
What y'all sound like ain't no bitch there
Cell fox with 10,000 bits
Uh
I've watched your streams for far too long
But my longest stretches tend to be during my not so happy ones
I want to say thanks for always making me laugh. You're generally the best always want to say thanks for resisting and posting on the Internet
I adore you and please don't stop screaming or else. I'll cry threat in in parentheses. What?
W cell Fox, thank you cell Fox. Thank you for being here. I appreciate you. Thank you. Hope you're doing good cell Fox. Thank you
W cell Fox. What's the Minecraft 2024 incident?
Don't ask questions. You don't you don't want the answer to
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to just let's just say that there were 10,000 people banned in one night
And I do it again in a heartbeat. I swear
I'm not attached right here, it's like 10,000 people in a band in one night.
I'm dead serious.
Wait, do I gotta go around this way, baby?
Nope.
We gotta go actually go that way.
I'm a survivor.
Wait, were you per- were you per- hold up now.
Were you partaking in it and you survived?
Cause I'll get you out of here to this day.
I still hold that grudge.
If you were partaking in it and survived,
I'll still get you out of here.
But if you were just there and survived, it's fine.
Don't tell on yourself.
There ain't no statute of limitations on that case.
You hear me?
We have reached a point that we actually have to think for once hold on.
You think I have to drop the RV off right here because maybe I can go to the right of
it.
Let me go take that.
Use the gate.
Come on.
I think we have to drop the RV off right here and get another boat.
That's definitely what has to happen, right?
Check, this looks like a point
that we would drop off the RV and drive around, doesn't it?
No?
There's more turbo fuel right there.
You'd love to see it, by the way.
Okay, Chad, I am actually slightly confused at this point.
But let's do a little bit of thinking right here,
and maybe it'll go a long way.
I know that's hard for y'all, but just do it.
GG.
Shadow, I'm lost.
I'm actually lost.
Wait, I legitimately don't know where to go.
what the map the map isn't worth anything the map sucks here in this game
hey chat think
it does happen. But you know, that's fine, because you know what, Chad? I'm the same way.
Wait a minute. This has to be the move. This has to be where we drop the RV off, yeah?
Yes, it is. Look at that.
I bet there's another boat right there.
Huh?
Do I know what a boat right there?
Excuse me.
How long am I smoking a cigarette?
By the way, relax.
There ain't no j-
Wait, what?
Did we just bypass that?
Was that door just a decoy?
These ads?
ads. You all got a crazy ad?
Has there been some crazy ads recently?
Okay, lock it. Take these off. I think this is the way to go.
No joke. I really do.
Okay, let's go walk in.
Somebody said they got a gambling ad.
Why is this not reversing?
excuse if me? Witch, it's fine, we got a witch.
Clean.
Mostly AI ads. Chat, there's so many AI ads now, it's crazy.
I wonder why that other door was right there, by the way. I don't, unless that's just, like,
I really don't know why that was there.
Beautiful.
All right, let's put this thing in park.
Undo the winch, and I'm hoping this was the right way to go here.
I turn the car off.
Yo, Jared with the T, give the W, Jared with the T.
W Jarrod with a T.
Mods Van Jarrod.
W Jarrod with a T and get the though. I appreciate that Jarrod. Thank you. W Jarrod.
Oh no. There's no way.
There's no way.
No, no, we're good.
Clayton.
What?
What?
Clayton.
Let's repair this thing real quick.
Shout out, I'm blocked.
Has this map been easy so far, y'all think?
water sections are kind of weird but there hasn't been I don't want to jinx
something there but let me not say no I don't want to jinx it and have something crazy pop up
beautiful let's keep moving hey we keep moving
this is work
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
What?
I'm not sure.
Oh, my.
Calm down.
Everybody relax.
It's fine.
I have the situation under control here.
Did we take some damage?
Sure we did.
Does that matter?
No, we're good.
See?
All right.
Grab this.
Please don't destroy my RV.
We will continue this adventure tomorrow.
we will continue our adventure tomorrow.
Did it safe?
Yes it is, BVLB, chat.
We're gonna continue that adventure tomorrow.
As for right now, you know what time it is.
Hey, as for right now, you know what time it is.
Don't you. Don't you. Yeah, you do. Spooky time. Lock in. I saw an interesting spooky
game last night that came back a while back and I don't know how I didn't see it when
it came out. The reviews are good for it too and it looks rather interesting. Get you a
dypey on. Get you a dypey on, Chad. It's spooky time up in here. It looks like a spooky slash
simulation type beat right here. It looks good. I don't know how I didn't see it when it came out.
Lock in, chat.
Oh, yeah.
Hell, I wasn't...
Get you a guy, be old chat!
Because it is Spooky Time!
I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear the wind blowing in the distance.
I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear the wind blowing in the distance.
You already know the time, and yes!
Lock in.
of this game is meat grinder me me Felicity with the 10 thank you Felicity
with the 10 that's the name of the game meat grinder
I don't know if it's like a spooky slash simulation type, but it looks good though.
Locky attack.
Meat grinder!
Watch out, bike!
you can't get in!
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
HAPPY SONG RINGING
BLOCKHITCH, MEATGRINDER, aka FEETFINDER, WHAT I'M PLAYING!
What's going on?
Where am I going?
Hello?
a bus. Oh hey. Long journeys make people think a lot. You've zoned out quite a bit kid. Oh
yeah, I was thinking. Is that a new beginning? You could say that. Sometimes you need to
Leave places if they're too nosy, too conspicuous.
He's spittin' up.
So what do you do, kid?
I was a butcher by trade.
I just took over a hot dog restaurant on the roadside.
We're working at a hot dog restaurant, G.J.
So you're a butcher.
Means you understood the language of meat, huh?
What?
Good.
Everyone loves good food, but you can't become legendary with standard recipes.
What's he, what's he talking about?
Somebody said it's that doctor house.
Yeah, I can see it a little bit.
Not gonna lie.
Uh, I'm not sure I'll follow.
But anyway, thanks for the advice.
If you ever need anything and I'm sure you will, don't worry.
I'll find you.
It's, is that like a threat or am I supposed to be concerned?
That trip took forever.
This is cinema, hold on.
Oh my goodness, this is where I work.
Here's my shop, now it's time to work.
I'm not gonna lie, there is no way we get any business up in here.
Well, this place.
Babe, we are gonna get some business!
Hey, we might get some business. This music a bop!
Ah.
Hey.
Hey.
I just opened a restaurant.
And I'm cleaning the place.
Get out my face.
Use of the sprays.
Get out my ways.
Can I pick up multiple things at once? I can't, G.G.
Oh, yeah. Chat, look at this. We can make something out of this.
You can throw stuff so hard. Look at this.
That is crazy!
I like that music. Yeah, we're 100% gonna get some business. What you talking about?
We just sell a straight hot dog.
Chad, would you stop at my hot dog store?
Yes, you would.
I answered it for you. You're welcome.
Ah. Ah.
All right, let's mop the place now.
Any doodle in here?
No, no doodle in here.
Why is it floppy?
That is disgusting.
That is actually disgusting.
That is actually disgusting.
That is actually disgusting.
That is actually disgusting!
Okay, this place is a total wreck, but it's my wreck now. First order of business, it needs a name.
Oh, it is like a simulator type thing. Oh my goodness.
What would we name our hot dog store?
Hot dog store?
I ain't never even kids.
I didn't know you could name this.
Wow, I wasn't expecting to be thrown in this situation, Chad.
What would we name our hot dog store?
Big dog wait a minute.
Big dog wait a minute.
Big dog might be tough.
Wait, that's too tough not to do it.
Hot dog shop, big dog!
Big dog hot dog shop, what you talking about?
Big dog hot dog store!
Just makes looks so raggedy
We gonna make somebody throw up in here dude. Hey gotta make some money though big dog
Open the store
Ladies and gentlemen were open
Answer the phone who's calling the butcher's calling
Hello? Hey, what's up? You've opened the shop. Yeah, I got everything sorted out today. I need meat to make hot dogs.
Send three pieces at the agreed price. Prices have changed. You can't get it for less than three times what we agreed.
Three times what we agreed. Three times.
Super Winnie-Hug Junior with the five. Thank you.
What? How's the price is so high? I'm trusting you to run a business here.
Suit yourself.
As if you can get me anywhere else around here. Don't come crying to me. You're truly a despicable man.
Quit dragging this out. Do you want it or not? No.
Thanks again, man. Really? Oh, I guess yes, I do want it.
Well chat day one of working at the butcher shop or the hot dog store. We
already had a fallen out with the butcher. TG.
Oh, we got a box of meat right here. Put it in the freezer. Oh, this is a big old freezer.
Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice.
That hot dog meat?
Greet the customer.
What customer?
Yo, Dove with the T-N-W, Dove with the T-N-C, greet the-
Oh, dog!
How you doing, big dog?
First customer.
I hope you know, sir, that you are the very first customer of big dog hot dog restaurant.
Well, good luck with the reopening.
The old owner made it the best hot dogs in town.
I hope you can keep that legacy alive. Thank you. My goal is to surpass the case you're used to
Well now I like that spirit. All right, then impress me. It's on the way, sir. That's you one big dog coming up
Big dog look here get it big dog we work at big dogs big dog. Hey, sir
It's gonna run you about
I just started and I don't know what I'm doing so just hold tight for me. Thank you so much.
All right, Locky. Chad, would you get a hot dog from Big Dog?
What do I do? Okay, first of all, shh, shh, relax, relax.
Do not panic. We only have one customer waiting out there. It's fine.
put the meat in the grinder is this sanitary this meat grinder is huge I can
use a smaller one in the kitchen wait what okay don't tell him where this is
been don't tell him where this is been okay meat grinder all right sir I got
you coming right up
All right sir got your hot dogs coming up boom boom three of boom
Gordon Ramsay would be proud of me right now he'd be proud of me rapper how many you
You all saw one, two, or three.
Are they done?
Not yet.
I gotta slice the bun.
I'm already losing a lot of.
Okay, cook sauce.
I'm just gonna, sauce holder.
Can it be a hot dog?
Lead it real hot.
Lead it real hot.
I gotta cut the bun manually.
I'm not cut out for this.
Oh yeah.
Sir, how many hot dogs you want?
My bad, my bad, I had to, my bad.
Okay, I was gonna give him one hot dog.
Boom, wrapping paper.
Chat, that's a good looking hot dog.
Chat, that's a good looking hot dog right here in the whole line.
Here you go, sir.
Do you like it?
We made seven dollars! Hold up! Hold up! I didn't get that knife back. Just one moment,
ma'am. Can you- Just one moment, where'd that knife go? Where'd that knife go all throughout?
Hey, by the way, when y'all walk in here, you'll cut the music off!
By the way, when y'all walk in here, customers, can y'all make sure to close the door behind
you, please?
We let an air out.
I don't know where that knife went.
I'm going to have to figure it out later to open it or just...
How are you doing?
You were here first?
Hello?
Can I get one hot dog?
By the way, did you hear what happened yesterday?
No, what happened?
They dug up the grave of the previous owner and took his body.
I have no idea why. I was really sad when I heard it. He was a beloved man.
That's terrible.
There's too many customers.
Oh my goodness, there is way, way too many customers.
customers. Let me get her hot dog going first. Where'd the other sausage go? Oh, I dropped
it behind the thing. Okay. Bun. Get the bun. Hot dog. Yes. Yes. There's your hot dog, ma'am.
You have yourself a great night. What can I get you, ma'am? Are your hot dogs? Hello?
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
Hello?
All means no pork in it?
I don't know what we get to meat, bro.
It just comes frozen in a bussy-cow.
There's absolutely no pork in our meats.
They make me a dog, bro.
Yo, that was a little keek on the disrespect for that.
Hold on.
Wait, that was actually kind of straight-up disrespectful.
Make me a doll, bro.
Hey, do y'all go take a seat real quick?
I'm not gonna lie, y'all stressing your boy
out standing at the counter right now, please!
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
Lord have mercy, I'm stressing his hot dogs, though.
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
There we go.
Get the boy going.
Get that boy in, child.
Uh!
Yup
Sausage rapper
There you go, man, you have this who was next chat who was next was it doing the left next I think you
Is this a cherry
Let's get some more hot dogs cooked up real quick. We are too busy. We are suffering from success right now
Boom cook cook how will we do it sir? Hello? How do you make your hot dogs? Do you have skilled hands?
I'm not gonna be rude these are our brand-new customers. I want as much business as we can get
Yes, if you want I can make one right now. All right, let's see you make one
Watch this sir
fun
Shot that's how you can tell the buns are fresh by the way y'all cuz I gotta chop the buns
They don't come pre slice. We just got these from the bun farm
My lunch break is really short. I'll take something to go. I'll make it right here. I'll make you quit right here
Fresh locally formed bullens by the way.
Just want to tell you on that.
Get a wrap on there.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Sir, how you doing?
I'm never lying.
Sir, about that hot dog.
I ain't got that hot dog.
Don't move.
Susie.
I
You do us I like that jacket
Hello, how do you make your hot dogs?
You have skill in hands?
Yes, I'll make you one right now, sir.
It's fresh.
This will stretch off the grill.
Little redrop.
Burn all them toxins off of it.
There you go, sir.
You have yourself a piece of that.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna die.
That dude is gonna die.
So, chill out.
What you doing?
Whoa, chill out over!
Why are you eating it?
Get some sleep, go to bed.
That's it?
Okay.
All right.
So if you can transfer I go?
Yeah, I will.
Why not?
So if you got transfer I go?
Yeah, I will. Why not?
Oh, I thought, uh...
I thought we was gonna go home and go to sleep.
Oh, okay, I did.
Okay, see, I... okay, I'll get it down.
I'm just gonna go to bed now.
We just sleep in the back
Life that's the house I'm gonna buy one day from running this hot dog shop chat just saying
Hey wake up we have problems to solve what
Who told me that
First I need to sort these things out what are we sorting out?
What am I sorting out?
Huh?
OH MY GOD!
Who are you?
Oh, it's the old man.
Go to the graveyard.
Uh, what?
Go to the graveyard.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
why you'll find out I think I'll actually have to go to the court
what how about it's gonna let this old man command me around he's not the
manager. This is my restaurant. Where is the graveyard? Why? Oh, no. What is this? What
What are we doing? I just want a hot dog thing!
H-Hold up! You were just at the-
You're on time. Good.
What are we doing here?
I'm giving you guidance on what you need to do.
Big dog, I slang weenies all day. What you talking about?
Big dog, I slain hot dogs all day. What do you mean guidance on what I need to do?
Big dog, I run a hot dog stand. Hello? I don't do, I just, I serve hot dogs.
And I'm in a graveyard. Say, y'all need to grow up.
Say, y'all need to grow up, okay? Y'all know what I'm talking about.
Y'all need to grow up, okay?
This is beyond me, go and find someone else to do it.
We both know exactly what kind of person you are and the things you wouldn't hesitate to
do.
Me?
What you mean?
I just, what?
Now if you don't want bad things to happen, you better do what I say.
insane how do you even know me that's enough the shovels that the show the
shovel what find this huh find a shovel to dig the grave dig the grave and take
Take the body to the shop freezer?
Uh-uh, no way.
Wait, there's actually no way.
You're kidding.
You're kidding!
What am I doing with this this is cross-contamination I just dug up a
of course!
don't tell me we're gonna...
what?
actually, no, I don't want to be...
come on, our work isn't finished yet
I did this, but I won't do anymore
you will
what do you mean?
you don't have a choice
what do you mean by that?
Now hang it on the hook next to it.
What?
You've already started anyway. To avoid bigger trouble, you just need to finish.
There is actually no way we are serving human meat in these hot dogs.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
500 Bismuth guy in a case my girlfriend, uh,
flam, Gibby and ran into another case of hands today,
getting blood drawn and the girl recognized my girlfriend's case.
So sure she was hoping to be here.
Or she was hoping to be here, but didn't see her again by any chance.
Can you help?
She watches it nightly.
Uh, Gibby and...
They looking for you, I think.
I gotta, I gotta kill somebody up.
This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable!
There's no way!
We're serving this!
I can't do this. I can't do this to my customers.
I'm going to jail.
Chat, I am going to jail.
I can't serve this.
What would Gordon Ramsay say?
I'm hungry watching this.
Yeah, let's get the cops caught on that guy.
Chad, I can't believe what we've just done.
I thought this was... I could not have suspected this turn.
I'm gonna go to bed no hand wash no nothing oh my you're parallel with the
five thank you
I can't believe what I went through last night how was this possible that man
knows about my past. He knows what I've been running from. What is our past? I can't serve
this. I can't serve this. I'm actually about to open the room.
Ladies and gentlemen, big dog hot dog store is open again.
Oh man.
Hey, how you doing?
Hi, can I get a hot dog?
Can you put mustard on it?
I sure can.
Hey, how you doing?
All right, can I get a hot dog?
Can you put mustard on it?
I sure can.
Open the phone book or mustard sauce.
Okay, sauce mustard.
Five dollars. What else is in here? Repair. Change. Yeah, this is like a simulator game.
Mustard is evil. I disagree. Mustard is good. It might even make these human hot dogs taste good.
I can't serve this. I can't serve this, can I? I can't.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe what's happening.
Can I throw more mustard away?
Can I throw more mustard away?
Okay, chat lock in, fun, fun, fun, hot dog, that's made out of regular hot dog stuff.
Oh no, he's in here.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Where'd it go?
No, there was a Gorn.
There was another Gorn Ramsey gift that I saw that night.
It said at the bottom, this is fundamentally wrong.
Okay, I got to chat.
make money or something here. We got to make money or something here. Lock it. Let's chop
these buns. We got these from the bun. There you go, sir. I hope you enjoy. Oh, you want
sauce? You want some? Sir, I did not mean to do that. Give me one second. I'm so sorry.
I should be using that much. There you go. Thank you so much. You have a great day.
Yes, Sarski. Hey, yo, give me more of those hot dogs. Let me see if it's any good. It sure
is. This is fresh farmed meat right here. What farm did we get it from? You ask?
Don't worry about it.
You didn't say nothing about those songs!
He didn't say nothing about those songs!
There you are, sir. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much.
How are you- was she next? She was next, right?
How are you doing? Hello, Chef. She called me a chef.
Can you make me a hot dog?
I sure can.
Or a slim.
Oh, just regular hot dog for you.
Okay, this is a regular hot dog.
Nothing weird about this hot dog.
Thank you so much.
I gotta go.
Get some more hot dog meat.
Just one second, customers.
I'll be right with you.
Okay, there we go. We got motion. Yo, this door is popular, though. Actually, it is popular.
Sir, you ain't got no shirt on. I can't see. I'm going to take your order in just one
second, sir. I am so sorry for this delay here. Just go. There is a line all the
way through the building sir just one minute I'm gonna be right with you I'm
trying to pre-prepare all these so there's no way for anybody thank y'all for
y'all's patience thank you
hot dog hot dog hot dog hot dog hot dog this is so unsanitary not only because
It's not all of you.
Whatever.
Okay, so with the five thank you.
How you doing?
Hey, give me a hot dog.
I got you right here.
Regular hot dog.
There you go.
Have yourself a beautiful day.
Thank you for choosing big dog.
How you doing, sir?
I mean, ma'am.
Hello, can I get one hot dog?
Yes, you most certainly can.
By the way, did you hear about what happened yesterday?
No, what happened?
They dug up the grave.
You said that yesterday.
I don't know who would dig up a grave like that, that's terrible.
Thank you, I don't know who was next, I'm just taking orders, yes sir.
My mush breaks really short, okay.
Hot dog with mustard on it, I got you right here.
This is barely any mustard left.
There you go, thank you so much.
Thanks y'all so much for being- I can't handle this anymore. Please, somebody help me, please.
I gotta get more- I gotta get more- I gotta get more- I gotta get more- HELP! HELP!
Buns, buns, buns, buns, buns, buns, buns, buns. I need buns, buns, buns, buns, buns, buns. I need buns, please.
Let's get- let's get 20 buns. 10 buns, that's fine. 10 buns.
I need some more mustard, too. Hold up.
Let me get two things a muster. I gotta go collect the previous order.
Be locked in.
Chat, am I doing good? Oh, I need wrappers.
I need wrappers too. Hold up, chat. They're gonna be so mad at me. Oh my goodness, they're gonna be so mad.
Mustard. We need wrappers.
Oh, that's 40. They're mine. 20. There we go. Order those. Plain. Yo, solve with the
10. W, solve with the 10. What are these? These are wrappers. All right, let's store the rest
of these, I guess. Boom. We got sauce. Mustard. Mustard. Got it. All right, Jack. Lockhead
customer service mode activated. Who was next? Was it the dude in the hoodie? It
doesn't matter at this point. Let me chop off some bullets.
Chat, this is terrible. This is terrible. People are waiting so long. This is terrible. No
service. No service. True, actually. Close that door. Nothing
Don't tell him we're serving human meat in here, don't tell him, don't tell him, don't tell him we're serving human meat, don't tell him.
You could buy regular meat, that does not take away from the fact that I was made to go to the cemetery last night and chop somebody up by the way.
We cannot excuse that. Yes sir. You want a hot dog, I got you.
I got you. Hot dog with mustard on it.
Turn the machine off!
Please!
Throw a little bit of mustard on that.
That's nasty.
There we go.
Take these off of here.
This is so disgustingly unsanitary.
Look at the way I'm even holding them.
That is nasty.
Straight up nasty.
Hot dog with a wrap.
Now Chad, excluding the fact,
excluding the fact, right,
that this is human hot dog sale.
What's serving regular hot dogs?
Would you stop by?
Would you stop by if it was regular hot dogs?
I bet anybody that said no.
What's up, man?
Hey, give me a hot dog.
You ain't supposed to be here with no shirt on,
but whatever, hot dog with mustard coming right up,
I guess.
We're gonna load these three hot dogs up right here.
Boom, boom, boom.
some mustard on one of them okay let me get a wrapper boom there we go there you go thank you
how are you doing today hello can i get one hot dog sure you can yes i've heard about what
happened why is nobody coming here saying this
why is nobody saying this
Thank you!
How you doing, man?
Give me something to fill up.
We just sell hot dogs, man.
I really don't know what to tell you.
I mean, you either get fooled off a hot dog or not.
Yo, corpse fairy with the 5W.
Corpse fairy with the 5.
Corpse.
Man, I really don't know what to tell you. I mean you either get full off the hot dog or not
Yo corpse fairy with the 5w corpse fairy with the five corpse
I didn't take the menu give me the simplest option. I got you
You said simple sob should have gotten mustard on it.
There we go.
There you go! Thank you!
Ew, that was beautiful right there.
Yeah, I did good today, right?
Mustard is so nasty, here's the thing, right?
Does mayo clear?
Yes.
But mustard is good for what it is.
If you combine mustard and onions,
that makes for something good.
Like I used to eat mustard and onion bologna sandwiches all the time.
Yo Joey with the five, the gaming with the five, thank you.
All right, let's sleep.
I wonder if this game saves?
Surely it does, right?
Because I wanna play that police officer simulator game so bad.
Should I play that chat?
I do wanna revisit this game, though.
They come on wake up. Let's get ready for tomorrow. He's back again. I've been feeding to play that police officer. Oh, it did say.
Pick up this again tomorrow. Dude, this actually a go to game. I'm 100% down to pick this up again tomorrow. Dude, I want to play that police officer game so bad. Hold on.
Let's see if they say it did say we can pick this back up tomorrow. Oh my goodness. Let's go.
Now, I've been wanting to play this game for a minute.
Is it going to be good?
I don't know.
But I've been wanting to play it for a hot minute.
The game is called police officer.
Now you may have known me for my work as a police officer in other games such as contraband
police.
Y'all know I was a great officer in contraband police
Right
Right
Um, I wouldn't say that excuse me
Excuse what did you just say you wouldn't say that
I hope this game is good.
I hope this game is good.
The cow, is that my legacy on Contraman police?
That's my legacy on Contraman is the cow situation.
Not the countless lives that I ended and saved.
But my legacy is the cow.
That's my legacy.
I hope this is cinema.
I don't want to play this for days now.
Walk in, Chad!
Officer Cascio!
Reporting for Nelly!
Officer Cascio's just in his badge off of him.
He's reaching!
You better not reach for nothing, sir.
Hey sir, you better not be reaching!
with the five. Why y'all saying kitty for all see kitty? Hey, you better not be reaching.
What are you reaching for? Yep, see how quick I was with that. I'm already locked here.
Move my elbow out too.
Kiddy!
Call me!
Call me!
Kiddy, call me!
No, Kiddy!
Kiddy!
She jumped off, locking him.
Name of this game is Police Officer.
And it's a police officer simulator game.
I've been wanting to play for a minute now looks good I have a great track record on
other police officer simulator games the cow let's see what we got I hope it's
fire okay there's no sensitivity slider that's not a good start
lock in GG
First day on the job.
First day on the job, baby.
What you doing, man?
Chat, let the cow go, man.
Let the cow go.
That's not my whole legacy.
Why's there a sink running?
I'm already starting off good chat. Look at this. I'm already doing the department.
Good work. I'm saving them on water.
What is this? Is this my, is this my, oh, this is my duty radio first day, huh?
Don't worry. We'll keep it simple. Head to the front desk,
grab the tablet and process your first dispatch. Yes, sir.
Happy to be here. Los Angeles police department. They don't hire K cell.
Hey, how are you doing, officer?
Do I have to see your rat running around?
Not the AI generated police officers of the month.
No!
Oh
Oh
Open your tablet to dispatch the appropriate units, let's shake this first civilian report
Click on the icon to hear the civilians report and dispatch officers. Okay. What's the report?
He didn't say nothing
This is the dispatch panel you can choose which officer be sent for the mission click to continue
Wait, it's wait, we'll see you in court
Wait, we'll see you in court.
The only officer that we have at the ready is John Nolan, Chad.
That dude looks like a goober.
You currently only have one officer and John Nolan at the ready.
Select them.
Dispatch them.
Good job, John.
Good job, John.
Look at these goobers!
Call a suspect for process, you can only call one person at a time.
Alright, come on over here!
Alright, come to the desk.
Hello, officer. I'm fine. I can walk straight. Just don't ask me to prove it.
sure you can bud let me take a look at your file real quick
we're doing a body search sir oh lord oh lord suspects may attempt to conceal
unauthorized items okay do I shoot him if that happens hold E to open the item
wheel and do a body search officers will sweep the suspect and indicators will
confiscate hidden items okay you're wasting my time you better watch your
mouth officer get your gun ready do not let this do talk to me like this you
understand me body searching now do you have anything that will poke pride
or stab him sir if you do make it be enough hey chill out officer what you
got sir you got a liquor flask and you got a lighter those are both illegal
items you're going to jail for life but you are you are
are cooked, buddy.
Both illegal, I'm taking them to jail.
To protect the precinct, use an item tray
to secure and evaluate everything the suspect's carrying.
Request and inspect the suspects items
with the item tray, okay.
You're wasting my time.
Say it again, sir, I double dog dare you.
You better put some respect on Officer K so I don't get around the block.
More times than you've been alive, Buster, you hear me?
Square up, D.
Can we wrap this up?
I swear.
Cell phone, what's on the cell phone, sir?
Clock's ticking.
Ha! What do I unlock the gun?
Ha ha ha!
Where do I unlock the gun?
I'm confiscating the flash, sir. You can't have that. There's public intoxication. We got a problem.
I got places to be yeah, I got a place for you, too, buddy
I know you can review the main rules if a suspect is drunk keep them in a holding cell until they sober up
I'm sure we'll buster so you can put them in a holding cell warning release or just releasing wasting my time
Hey, give me a night stick, give me a tazer, give me some...
Can we wrap this up?
Sir, I swear on everything I love.
You won't...
Clock's ticking.
Sir, you are walking around my town, drunk in public, broad daylight.
I got places to be.
Sir, you are walking around publicly intoxicated, broad daylight.
They're wasting my time.
Put them in the cell till he solvers up.
So this is like a mix between contraband police.
Can we wrap this up?
So this is like a mix between like contraband police,
quarantine zone, dispatch,
all kinds of stuff. Review the evidence of the box ticking.
Everything I love. Shut your mouth.
Investigation. Sins of detectives to get the results tomorrow.
issue a warning for minor infractions.
I've got places to be.
Let go if the suspect is clean,
detain until the effects of the alcohol or drugs wear off
or process formal charges for major offenses.
And you can see down here in the bottom left,
it gives more information.
You're wasting my time.
Bottom left, release of all sides
green warning stuff like that. So yeah. Release of all signs
are green warning and release if there are one or two orange
signs. Can we wrap this up?
Your family's going to be wrapping you up in a casket if
you keep talking to me, sir. I will shut this body cam off
and and mag dump you in the middle of the police
department. Do you understand? Clock's ticking. Oh yeah.
Okay, yeah clocks tickets are in it. Yeah clock sure is taking guess what it's gonna keep taking to when you go to the holding sale
Buddy see you tomorrow when you sober up
Get him out of my sight if he keeps one in his mouth do something about it
Next suspect
You can check my stuff. There's nothing weird in there.
Okay, I'll be the determiner of that. Thank you.
Wait, release of all signs are green. Wait, I didn't even get to check.
Was this like a pre-planned release?
Okay.
Fine. Whatever.
Whatever.
Well, if you're lucky, no, they could knock it.
I could be no cop.
Clocking out.
Forget this job.
Lord have mark.
I get charged for maintenance.
Excuse me.
I get charged for maintenance.
What ever can I just sit on our call morning officer check on yesterday's detainee make
your call and get ready for dispatch.
Oh I can make the decision.
Howdy partner.
How'd you sleep last night?
One or two orange flags aren't enough for an arrest give the suspect the warning and
release them you're wasting my time do I have to release them sir do I have to
Can we wrap this up?
I will, yo, I swear, can I get a gun?
Oh my goodness, let me get a gun.
If I can't you-
Suit yourself.
If, suit yourself, I just released you.
I just released you.
You gonna let him talk to me like that?
Huh?
What's your name?
Officer Bob or something?
You gonna let him talk to me like that, Officer Bob?
Won't you stand up for me for once?
What are you doing back here?
Huh?
What are you doing?
you notice was it's what it says at the bottom it says use the baton on rats or
or anything that moves
we're my baton I gotta send somebody else for dispatch she said you look at
I've been standing in our alley for hours.
I'm sure it's fine.
We'll see how John Nolan over there though.
Wait, that was John Nolan, not Officer Bob, my bad.
Looks like Officer John Nolan's not a great match
for this mission.
Each officer has their own strength and weaknesses.
Let's see what happens.
Yo, John, just handle it, big dog.
Seven percent success rate, John's gonna die.
John?
Okay, he made it back.
He's, can't you imagine, can't you actually imagine he's getting caught now?
You're going to need more officers with different stats.
Click here to open the officer recruitment panel.
We got Harry Dubai.
$500.
We got Maya.
This is the important part.
You can see the officer stats on the graph.
Okay.
strengths and weaknesses. Select your officer. We got Maya Brooks. She's Sam
Honeydolls. Born in 2002. Oh no. Uh-uh. Chad, how old are you if you're born in
2002? She's like 18 years old. You can't work here. You weren't experienced enough
to work in my department. Oh, 24. Okay, never mind. Okay, Maya Brooks, she's strong, smart,
fast and can drive. And Harry is smart and fast. Maya clears. I'm not gonna lie. Her
stats. Harry's faster. But she is also kind of fast, but clear is what she's $700 a day.
Do I go Maya? Come on. So Maya Maya Maya. Maya aren't Maya, you're recruited. Chad, we
just hired Officer Maya. It's called a person's kicking trash and making loud noises. Each
mission requires certain stats as shown by the gray shape your job is captain
is to select officers with the best stat coverage select officer with the most
qualified that's gonna be Maya she has a 82 percent success what's wait what
Maya he Maya house look at old John Nolan this goober said yo we're about
the fire John Nolan somebody in chat named Maya just said yeah I'm recruited
that's not a good thing I've heard bad stories about working under me all right
Maya go handle that Maya don't shoot nobody unless they pull something on
you okay use your gunshots
She handled that. W Maya though, wow, she handled that right there.
All right, we got a new suspect arrived.
Where my baton at? How do I do my baton?
Ooh, but I'm warming that thing up. What you talking about?
There's Officer Maya right there. Yo, Maya, I just want to say your first day on the job, you just did real good right there.
Walk over here, chump.
All right, come to the desk.
I was having a bad day, okay?
I didn't hurt anybody.
You heard the high voices.
You was having a bad day, you didn't hurt nobody.
Is that so?
I'll be the judge of that.
Yo, John!
Paddle!
What you got what you got on you buster, huh?
What you got on you screw driver and a lighter man, that ain't looking good
That is not what is new mission in the top right safe?
How do I open up the iPad?
Dispatch go on chat. We got another call. I'm doing multiple things here be so fine. Yo chambers wife
You actually got a
I just saw a woman with a stuffed hoodie walking out of our store. I believe she had items inside
Yo, John, can you handle that? He has 65% chance to succeed. Maya only has 15. Yo, John, go handle that big dog
Get rid of the rats. No, they're my friend
This is ridiculous
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
We got another call.
Two women were acting nervous at the shop after I left and checked several lottery packs.
I didn't do anything.
She only has a 30% chance to succeed on that.
We got to send Maya.
We don't have any, John's not ready.
wrong person oh I got the oh yeah okay buddy she only has a 30% chance to succeed here I hope Maya
pulls it off I hope she clutches don't die Maya please we just hired you I ain't gonna get that
$700 deposit back what I mean I don't want you to die this is unfair she no way she did that
Anyway sir hand over your items right now this is ridiculous it's ridiculous you keep
saying it over and over and over again you're gonna get the baton you understand me watch
I didn't do anything I can't keep that I gotta let him go I'm gonna give him
You got the wrong person.
I'm about to let you out of here with a warning and a release.
But if you keep running your mouth,
I will beat you within an inch of your life in here.
Did you understand me?
There ain't no cameras.
And it's the.
This is unfair.
Yo, John.
Head back to the back office after shift
and put them cameras on.
All right.
I'm gonna give you a warning and a release don't let it happen as you wish yeah as you
wish yeah as you wish next you're next
how you do okay the sunglasses were a bad idea i can admit that
these voices yo if this game didn't have like AI stuff in it on iraq we like the coolest thing ever
i mean it's still cool but the AI stuff's like bro come on bro bro imagine though
AI TikTok voice wait was that a TikTok voice
Wait, that blue key did sound like that tick-tock voice.
No way!
Crazy good concept though.
Anyway, what did you do, ma'am?
What happened?
Hurry up.
Huh?
What did you say?
huh what did you say hurry up hey ma'am I got news for you this is my
department you're on my time check it and release me
Why did she say it like a question?
What are you waiting for?
Ma'am, you b-
Let me-
Just saw a woman with stuffed hoodie walk out of our store, believed she had items inside,
so she is suspected of stealing something.
John!
Oh, you went, John!
Who are you?
my day is ruined yo big dog come do a pat down wait no uh-uh no wait why did
I do a pat down hurry up yo come do a pat down big dog
What you got, man? Did you steal something out of that store? Let me find out you stole
something out of that store. What you got here? A tag remover. Say it ain't so and some perfume.
you got that? I know you did not think you was going to come in here. You stowed in glasses.
You stowed at perfume. You got a tag remover receipts fine lipstick fine whatever. Ma'am,
look here. She's going to court.
Ma'am, you're going to court. They might slap you with
Grand Theft Auto. I'm not gonna lie. Hurry up.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go. You're gonna have your day in court, ma'am.
Arrest her. Wait, where you taking her?
Is she free? Wait, hold up!
Oh, she going to court right now? Are we expedited that process? What you talking about?
Next!
You're next. Step up.
You can check my bag.
It's just normal stuff.
You're a cop, muster! You just had stolen goods in a jacket!
Huh! And you were there with her, what?
You're accused of stealing lottery packs, ma'am.
You know that.
Pat down!
Come on!
What you got, ma'am?
I know you stole something.
I know you stole something what you got in here handbag that ain't yours isn't
Phone that ain't yours isn't note. It sure ain't. I don't believe you for a Mississippi second. Give me items now
That's your bag
That's your key?
Hold it.
Ma'am, I want you to have a beautiful rest of your day.
We are so sorry about this inconvenience.
No surprises?
Uh-huh. You have a great night.
Next one right here.
The rats everywhere is kind of a viper.
You're acting like I robbed a bank.
It's just paper and bad decisions.
Oh, she's accused of the the the the store thing too. And she's drunk. Hey, Officer John
back in here. John! John! Pat down! Come on! Come on, John! What you got there today, huh? Relax, John. Lottery ticket. We're gonna slap you with Grand Theft Auto, ma'am. Oh ma- Oh ma'am! Oh ma'am! You might be going to jail.
for a long, long time.
She stole a home.
Book of them.
She got some autotones for peels.
I
Do not thought those was peelsat no joke. I thought those was peels brah
All right
Ma'am
You have been accused of stealing multiple books of lottery tickets. You're going to court finally. Yeah, finally. Yeah, you go
You go you ain't gonna be saying
risk rate. Get to the location and take control sir the recon team have located a suspicious
activity near the abandoned factory we're waiting for your orders to start the raid.
It's automatic movement.
No match for Officer K. So.
Not only do I run the department, I'm a hero too!
Look at me!
I said it looks like a game on their phone.
I'm crazy!
Oh my goodness!
Am I just a one-animal, am I?
I should be able to retire after this mission.
Game of the year.
No.
No.
No.
Switch to base mode to monitor stations.
What's up?
Fuel reserves a a uh uh uh uh uh uh base uh base uh uh
Quarantine zone would like to have a word. Thank you.
Fuel depot purchase. Jack, could you imagine a game with this
concept without just it being all AI? Could you imagine bro?
Could you imagine, like actually, like actually imagine, who's going to develop it, who's
going to develop it?
We'll do another mission, why not?
Who's going to develop it?
Somebody develop it.
Could you imagine?
Y'all know I'm a sucker for games like this.
This officer's been promoted and can have their stats upgraded.
Click the button to continue.
Oh, John Nolan got him a.
John, you're kind of stupid.
Let's go ahead and give you a couple of intelligence.
There you go, John.
Someone just threw the trash at me and others while we waited the bus stop. Please hurry. I'm late
Harder missions as the officer level in it only more seasoned officers can be on these missions
Got it
So John Nolan with a 76% success rate
Is this like dispatch or am I crazy now this this is a certain part of the game right here is just like dispatch
from what I've seen anyway.
You know, they got my boy Sonar in that game.
Me and him sell some good soap me and that Sonar guy.
You know what I mean?
I love feet. Okay.
John Nolan new mission last night I heard loud arguments this morning he didn't
drive to a startup company somebody got murdered
somebody got murdered come over here all right come to the desk
Just fine. Maybe I got loud, but I didn't touch anyone.
He threw some food at somebody apparently. Yo, John, pat him down.
These rats are a problem. Those are my coworkers, by the way.
Those are my co-workers, sir.
This dude's going straight to jail.
This dude's going straight to jail.
He's going straight to jail.
Finally.
Goodbye, sir.
Hold on.
New mission.
New mission.
There's a dodgy fella here and his ID looks wrong.
Wait, why do you care about his ID?
I'm one I
The AI voice is sound so good
That's what I was saying the concept of the game is the coolest thing ever note check. Could you imagine though?
The concept of the game is the coolest thing ever just like AI all over it
This game that's so much potential you ain't lying crazy potential. Let's handle this one. Oh
Okay, you can't lie though, crazy potential.
Come on!
Next suspect.
That is my ID.
The photo is just really old.
Right, ain't that so.
You know what I'm gonna do before I get off this game?
game of the year. Game of the
crazy good concept for a game though. Just just just whole thing man. What a shame.
Crazy good concept for a game though. I'm not gonna lie actually crazy good
concept for a game but it is what it is check that's life W potential and great
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