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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You already know what time it is.
You already know, you already know, buddy.
Swiff little jingle all y'all tonight, what you talking about?
Swiff little jingle.
Swiffed.
Cheers.
Cheers, Parker.
Oh, yeah.
That's good right there.
Moon with the 10.
that's good right there buddy yo was was wrong with child was good child was
good child was good child was good ladies and gentlemen I have returned once
more yet again yet again once more yet again once more yet again once yet again
once more yet again yes yo pink jake to AK Izzy Mikey I saw a whole bunch of
Bits go by Charlie Cameron, Holy Abo, Star Darling, Spooky,
Cambry, Carly, W. Subbers, Man, Presates y'all.
Green hoodie!
I do repeat to you, green.
You can't really see it with that lighting.
Hold up.
Let me pull out some good lighting
just so there's proof, even though I wouldn't lie anyway.
Green, green, green, green, green.
Yep.
Jutaba.
Green, buddy.
Channels, everybody's going on a scale of one to ten.
Let me hear it high.
Made it to another Friday, Chad.
I'm gonna say, done messed
around and made it to another
Friday. Is that a velvet hoodie?
I have no idea. This is a robe I
got off Amazon. Not gonna lie.
I got this thing off Amazon.
and bits, by the way, Lord have mercy. Give me some dubious for
Christie's with the 15,000. W Christie for real. Happy four
year anniversary to the best swimmer. Thanks for all the
endless laughs and entertainment. Yo, W Christie
for real. I appreciate that. No, it's not 15,000. That's 25,000.
I'm tripping. Oh my goodness. That's 25. That ain't 15. That's 25. W. Christy for real 25,000 bits. Yeah, chat four years streaming today. I booted up my first ever stream four years ago.
four years ago. I've booted up my first ever stream buster. I did. I've booted it up.
What's this? What's this right
here? What is my dream? What's
this right here? Hold up now.
Happy streaming anniversary. Oh,
it's from K. So, Lord. So, you
already know. This about to be a
banger hold up you already know it is about to be a banger let me pour my
creatine for I start this video hold up hold on let me pour my creatine you
You already know I gotta watch that.
Ready!
That ice already in there Chad, look at that.
That ice already in the...
Yeah!
Got me a fresh Joe the creatine too, I ran out.
Got me a fresh Joe creatine.
Two scoops now!
That's a good scoop right now.
That's a good scoop.
Pretty good, Scoop.
Yeah!
Wrong man.
Whoa, where my lead at?
Your egg with the bow.
Whoa!
No, this is not PEDs, buddy.
Whoa! Two scoops!
Yeah, it smells like a Limit Lime Factory in here.
Whoa!
What do you think?
I think Santa!
Santa's coming!
Wait, why the snow?
Where you at, Santa?
There he is!
Santa, you better come drop off my prezzles!
Yeah.
I'm excited to watch this low-gate, but before I do, I already got to use the rest of the
That creep ain't no creep.
Oh no!
Wait!
Before I watch this, get him out of my sight.
I don't want to take any chance of it getting spoiled.
Get him out of my sight before I watch this.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
my site before I watch this. Get him out of my site. I'm knocking the wordle out first
before I watch this. I almost let it slip. I almost forgot. No. That can't happen. It
won't. The wordle warrior will not let it happen. I almost let it slip to Chad. I did.
No. Lock in. Lock in.
Blink! It's always the E and the A.
To my love, took it down.
Arrace.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
It's turning me apart.
These are new every day.
I'm not doing the exits. No.
You know I'm such a fool for you
I'm watching this video. We got a four-year anniversary edit by K.SoLore right here.
I's gots to watch it. I got to.
and I'm gonna right now matter of fact
Ray with the 5W Ray with the 5 thank you
okay then I'll beat that Tom W. Tom with the thousand bits thank you
hey case I beat Nurgle Solid one last weekend this weekend I'm going for
Metal Gear Solid 2 can't wait to see Naked Riding yeah
Yeah, there's a whole mission in that game where you play as riding literally
butt naked. Yep, I'll never forget it. Never forget it for as long as I live, buddy.
Butt naked. The whole mission. It's crazy. You just walk around kicking people.
Yep. I remember that. Lock in. Five or not five, four years streaming anniversary.
What is my dream job angle a lot? This is my dream job right here, bro
You're banned
Why didn't move my face cam look right here with it, so I'm not blocking no tax. I'm not blocking no tax right there
We did
Yes
If you say to the warrior packed up along with him, you understand me?
Man, I was like a one by one Lego piece.
What even is a one problem?
I'm covering that face cam now.
I'm gonna go like right here.
So I'll cover no face cams.
Yeah, that'll work.
You know, it's crazy.
Chat, I don't even remember the one by one Lego piece incident.
The one by one Lego piece incident came and went and literally like a few months later,
somebody uploaded it and that's when it blew up. It didn't blow up for like months until after it
happened. Yo, bite with the T and W bite with the T and Rose built like a one by one Lego piece.
What even is a one by one Lego piece? Yep, your band. Have a good night.
Yeah, you're almost killing me.
You're my motherfell!
Bro, I swear at the end.
Not the doo-doo spang on this planet.
Did you send me?
Look here.
When I throw it this way, it's gonna reflect.
did you see it? Yeah. This is
what got us through up to this
point. Check the multiple hot
did you see it? This is I had a
stack. Those were Verizon hot
spots. I had four of them. The
fourth one was currently in use
which is why I only had three of
them here. Literally had a stack
of Verizon hotspots and when one
of them would run out of data for
to the next one. No joke. Had four of them. Had a stack of them. Yep. Sure did buddy.
When was this? Eight ten of twenty twenty three.
Got us through up to this point. Yeah, I had here with a hot spot spread. Yep.
Two little hot spots. Three of them. That's it. Now it's time to say goodbye chat. Yep.
Yeah, if y'all want to see me every day, I'll stream every day as long as y'all keep showing up for real.
We hit 10,000 subs!
We hit 10,000 subs!
We hit 100K on the YouTube as well today.
100K on YouTube in 8,1023.
Wow dude that feels like forever ago, bruh
Why does that feel so long ago?
We hit a hundred K on the YouTube as well today and we hit 300 K on Twitch
They shout out to my buddy Sam for getting a YouTube video
I'm gonna shout out to my mom. Yeah, we're one of the YouTube with the thumbnails and stuff
We did a hundred K on YouTube today Jack. Just a little small town dude too, man. It's crazy
What can happen with the internet bro?
And the winner of the best variety gamer
Hey here was it
Hey so
No
Was that twenty twenty three?
Let's go!
Jack, we took an award home last night, baby.
Gamer of the year, Jack.
When I tell you you could knock somebody out with this
I just flexed this on y'all like literally two days ago by the way
I still forgot where I put my 2025 one at it's in here somewhere
Bro, you could knock somebody out with this you could though for real
Yo w trophy, man
Oh my goodness the big one
Dude this one was I still can't believe this one. I
I still can't believe this one dude. Oh my goodness, bruh.
I still wonder why bro laughed after he said that. Yo shout out Jeff though, Jeff to go.
to go. I still wonder why bro laughed after he said it though.
To this day, I still wonder.
Shout out Jeff though.
Look at that.
That's the coolest thing at home, bro.
Look what it says, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Five million.
50 million.
Yeah, yo W quits W trophies
To do this with y'all every day, maybe a dream come true for you boy, but short and easy process. Okay
That was when we tried to make them steakhouse burritos.
Cinema though.
Dog, it would be possible without y'all chat.
You know who else it would be possible without?
My father.
Perfect.
W.
Mom.
My mom is the one.
It was her idea to start uploading on YouTube in the first place.
Yes, yo, I don't know if a lot of y'all know there's not yo my mom made like all of my thumbnails for my YouTube channel
Up until like three not three years. They're like two and a half years ago. She was making them thumbnails
It was her idea. Hey, so congratulations on passing 10 million subscribers
That was uh that was last Friday. No. Yeah, that was last Friday. That's when my voice
was gone. Yep. That was last Friday. Hit nine million last Friday. Where we at now?
We are 9.22.
Shreemann would be my dream job for real.
WKD.
Aw, look at Keith!
Dude, I love this clip, man.
me in the home in Dixie Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy's real life voice
actors in here oh my goodness Chad who was here that night when Chris and Leon
was in the chat that was fighting over me man there's actually fighting over me
no joke
That's actually so tough whoa
Well, that was a crazy auto-play.
That was a absolutely...
Dude, the fact that multiple people just said I could fix her?
Yeah. Yeah. Matter of fact, I'm watching this video.
Something is wrong with y'all, buddy.
She just ripped our insides open, took out his organs, and started tying them together.
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?
It's bad, man.
Oh, no!
Oh, you're actually ridiculous.
Yo, by the way, WKSOLore for that video, by the way,
y'all go subscribe to KSOLore on YouTube.
That was a banger video.
That was a really good video.
No joke, that was tough.
Yo, Spum with the four years,
with the 48 month sub W,
Spum with the 48 months, that's a OJ.
Unbelievable.
Wait, no, it's WK Sonor for real.
Chap and Fio, that was actually good.
It makes a number of bangers.
Unbelievable, how ridiculous y'all are.
Like y'all need help.
Like this, unreal.
Un-unbelievable.
I hope.
I'm not about to watch this video.
Y'all gotta stop, man.
Y'all gotta stop, stop, stop, stop, man.
I, dude, I'm actually so serious.
I don't get it.
I actually, Tanner, okay, I understand, I get it.
Tanner, you know, okay, this dude,
I actually don't understand.
I actually don't get it with Milkman.
I actually don't get it.
This dude is a dooper.
You mad? No, I'm not. I understand the Tanner. That's fine. I'll give y'all the Tanner. I get it.
Tanner's a good-looking dude.
This, what did this do, literally?
Could you imagine this dude in human form, dog?
That ain't good.
Y'all gotta be joking.
I think y'all are actually joking.
I'm not gonna lie.
I refuse to believe any of the milkman glaze is real.
I actually, for my own sanity chat, for my own sake, I don't think I can.
I think this whole milkman glaze thing is actually a mass joke from y'all.
I really do think so.
I don't get it.
Again, I give y'all Tanner.
I ain't okay, you know, Tanner, good looking guy.
I get it, man.
This ain't no situation where I'm like, you know, no.
But this right here is why where?
Where?
See what milk man's only baby model with the five gifted.
Yeah.
Like somebody important in y'all's life sees this,
sees the chat right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Unreal, man. It is unreal. There you go, sir.
Yes. Chat. Y'all are actually like, this is bad. It's bad, dude.
I'm literally gonna take the screenshot of this chat and send it to all y'all's bosses.
Anybody important in y'all's life? I'm sending this to everybody. Yeah, it's bad.
You do night shifts often, must get lonely out here, but you don't know what's going
on with the chat right now.
Bro thinks he's alone.
Well, have a good one, you too, sir.
Again?
No.
Yo, y'all are actually like unfathomably tired.
Well, have a good one, you too, sir.
Again?
Yo, y'all are actually like unfathomably down bad.
Yeah.
It is legitimately unbelievable.
Emory loves Milkman with the Five Gifted.
Like, I cannot believe what I'm seeing, bro.
Oh my goodness.
Yes.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Thanks, you're welcome
Slow night. Yeah
Give me some W's for kind with the 20 get the thank you W. Kai appreciate that for the 20. Thank you back
Ain't nobody shopping here no more. I mean look at the location ain't nobody out here
You know what? I mean and there's something we're going on with this back door. So yeah, we fell off. Oh
Okay, have a good one
Yo, some of y'all need some help
No shot!
Y'all can't be for real.
Yo, Milkman's jockstrap with the five.
Like filthiest milk, you just said please drink me.
Drain my blood every ounce.
Connor with the five.
Zaddy nosferatu.
Yeah, nah, it's bad.
That's all from the same person.
Yep.
Wow.
Hey there, Mr. Tall, dark and creepy.
Kelly, can you not...
Kelly, we're tweaking in this game!
I'm sorry big guy, but we are closed for the night.
This game was good.
No, we're closed.
So this was from the same dad that made the skin stapler, by the way.
Milman's Glazer with the five and Wizard with the five.
Thank you.
Kelly gets it.
Don't want us wrong with y'all, man!
What do you mean Kelly gets it?
Don't ask me, big dog.
R.I.P. Kelly.
What do you mean Kelly gets it?
Don't ask me big dog.
R.I.P Kelly.
Oh, you want something sweet.
Wait no Kelly, can you stop?
How about you come back when the station's open?
I'd love to see what you look like without all that makeup.
Kelly relax
Oh jail with the five
Kelly please
He's gonna kill you Kelly. He don't care. No, he did not care
Oh, how romantic.
He spared her?
Why do you always find the creepy ones attractive, Kelly?
Yeah, Kelly.
Cause you're a six month case of Twitch subscriber?
AHHH!
Yeah!
Hahahahaha!
Dude, that's the truest thing I've ever said in my life, bro.
Yo chat y'all are actually like yeah, yo chat y'all are like yo, yo y'all are despicable
Yeah, it was bad
Yeah
Yeah, no it was bad
Rancid
Rancid!
I'm bad
Lord have mercy bro
bro. It like it don't matter who's on the screen. You know, it's the most complete faith
in chat when Henry hotline from finding Frankie popped on the screen. That's when I knew everything's
bad. He can he can evict me. Guess who said it chambers wife. You're always saying something
here down horrendous
don't even start with this baby mama with the five get it it's ridiculous
Somebody in the chat literally said, eat me alive.
Woo!
Buddy, let me tell you.
Buddy, let me tell you.
I did the work already. I got it right. It was a...
Uh, what was the word again?
Oh, no, but I know I got it right.
Yeah.
Easter or something like that.
Yeah.
Something like that.
What does it, my fall, my fall, I can't even watch this video.
Mom won't let me watch Twitter videos no more.
We're not signing in for some reason.
You know, I ain't signed in Twitter.
Gonna see some straight blood cheeks on the screen.
I'm good on that.
I can't even watch this.
Let me watch.
Left side face cam, hear me out with the five.
Lord.
Y'all appreciate that Taylor W. Taylor Tots for real.
Appreciate that Taylor Tots.
Thank you.
W. Taylor Toss
What is this it is
It is the first iPhone to do this
It is the first iPhone to do this.
J-O, but I want to use beyond it.
J-O, get more of the fold in iPhones.
No.
Yeah.
The question I have about the folding iPhone is right is is it efficient or practical of
use like is that going to be weird trying to get that thing around now I can see it
like say you're sitting in bed late at night right you try to watch a YouTube video.
You know, instead of watching it
on the phone, you've got like an
iPad all of a sudden. You know
what I mean? Now that right
there. I could see that.
But I don't, I don't know. Should
I get one?
I'm gonna get one just cuz of you.
I'm gonna get one.
I want a motor roller razor.
Bro, I had a motor roller razor.
My mom had one.
She passed it down to me back then.
I love that phone.
I love that phone.
I love that phone.
I love that phone.
I love that phone.
I love that phone.
I love that phone. Motor Roller Razor was golden man. I had one of those.
I sure did.
It was tough. Yo K-Solo with a thousand bits. So happy you enjoyed the video. The end card
was made by Aya as well. Happy four years yo. W. Aya with the art to pre-save that that was clean.
I'm
How long did I spit for on this one?
That was actually tough that was like a minute straighter straight
Bores on there
Bro that was good
So I need to drop out mom I need to huh I gotta drop out man
For real ski
Yo, Reese, what a thousand bits as well.
He's crashed on four years, you've got so much for his community.
And, uh, could I thank you enough?
I still got to have all the chat, have prayer we are of you,
who shut out to your parents for help making this possible.
That should be one of the realest, funniest,
the kindest people out there.
Yo, W, Reese, I still remember when you got ran over the other day.
I still remember.
RIP, Reese, and thank you, Reese, for a thousand bits as well.
I still remember when you got ran smooth over the other day smooth over smooth
Smooth over
You know what I mean
Your happy birthday Nina
Like chat should I try to unlock a few more checkpoints on the new RV there yet map? I think I should
Let's continue
our journey. If you were not here yesterday RV there yet dropped a new map
and you know I'm all over what was that?
If you were not here yesterday, RV there yet dropped a new map.
And it's kind of difficult, but nothing crazy.
I got to like checkpoint number four and then a disaster happened.
So we continue our journey here today y'all better get y'all seatbelts on chat. Hey
Get your seatbelts on Buster
Get your seatbelts on
Cuz we going back in the RV trip
Lock in chat
You better buckle up
Hey, you better buckle up.
We can run a prediction when we get into game 2.
Everybody locked in!
Time to continue our turn!
Yeah!
You better have a seat belt on.
You better have a seat belt on partner.
Hey!
You better get your seat belt on partner.
Because it's RV there yet time partner.
Seat belt on!
BBL Bay.
I'm going all day.
I'm at checkpoint number three.
Oh, oh, okay, whatever.
Gigi.
Gigi.
Nugget with the five. Thank you.
Let's get it started with a song, shall we?
Looks like we already got to repair the RV. That's fine.
I'm locked in chat. I am a hundred percent getting past where I stopped at yesterday,
which is only one checkpoint away, which isn't saying much, but still I am. You better believe
it. Hey, hey buddy. You better believe it. Hey, hey, sorry, I'm late. You should be sorry.
You should be, you know that?
You should be sorry, but it's fine.
Fire with fire, thank you fire.
Waiting for someone to take right.
All right, lock in.
Let's get this thing repaired, and we're going head out.
Repair this thing real quick.
Let me have it, please.
Please, thank you.
Beautiful, you love to see it?
You love to see it.
Yeah. You're anonymous with the 5W anonymous with the
Power Drill. Every time you go on a road trip, always make sure that your vehicle is capable and ready to hit the open road.
This has been Driver's Ed with queso. Thank you.
All right, I
Don't know if y'all were here yesterday, but if you weren't this section we have to jump on a jet ski go grab up
Boat bring the boat back here pick up the RV and then bring the boat somewhere else
So that's what we're gonna do milk man glazer with the five. Thank you
Yo, you know with the TW you came over
Wee!
Don't make this jump? Uh oh. There's a shark in the water. Hold up. Hold on, there's a shark in the water.
There we go. We're good.
This thing turns a lot sharper than you would think it does. It's fine though.
There's a ladder over here. Let's just, let's just get on the ladder. Please don't bite me shark. Please don't bite me.
Thank you. Let's go pick up the boat.
So, yeah, we died on this top before this next 10-point yesterday because, uh, a woman
wasn't my father, was Chatshall, and she'll be keeping us back with you, but it's fine.
They know what they did.
They know what they did.
Don't you chat
Okay, look here chat hear me out when I put the RV on the boat this time
Let's back it in so it's easy to get the RV off the boat
Excuse me. I hate
Well, I hate the crabs in this game dude stop
The RV should have a boat system that would be tough. I'm not gonna lie that would be called a
What are those vehicles called where it can go amphibious vehicle is what it would be called amphibious
Okay, we're gonna back it on there this time to make it easier to get it off of the boat
Hopefully I don't back in the water
Am I back in the water?
Oh, man, it's a backup camera hold up my bad
Go right here and then we should just be able to go straight back and be good maybe let me go take another peak real quick
Yo Zeus with the five. Thank you
Okay, a little bit more to the right and we go straight back
Straight back lock in
Perfect
Wow, that's perfect!
Oh my goodness!
That is how you drive, chat.
Now let's put the anchors on this thing, and let's drive to the next area.
Y'all already know the drill. We did this year's nature on Disaster's problem.
Let's go.
Beautiful. Beautiful. I'm saying you're beautiful.
Life.
Life.
Get out of here. That's copyrighted.
Get your hand down that plate.
Aren't you going to take a look ahead of us real quick?
This is not proper boat etiquette, but in this game, I have to do what I have to do.
We're going to miss that rock.
We're going to pull some left.
See that gate right there?
We have to get through that gate right there.
Rolling with the five.
I woke up to less points than yesterday yeah something we didn't make it to the
checkpoint yesterday
so if y'all remember from yesterday we got a climb this rope right here there's
most pathetic looking thing in the world when we do it.
Let's go drop the bridge.
Let's go drop the bridge.
I didn't mean to throw the stick.
What?
Look at me dodging these crabs, give it off me.
Now chat, yesterday when I made it to that one area, is that the correct way to go?
It has to be, right?
I feel like it's gotta be.
Look at this.
Look at this.
CLEAN!
Pathetic.
Let's keep moving.
We keep moving.
Oh, I wasn't...
I wasn't lying to put the gate, my bad.
My bad.
Michael Jordan even mis-retrows every now and then.
I'm trying to say is even the goat can mess up every now and then.
Bustle loud!
See that gate made us think we have to go that way.
But judging from yesterday, I don't think we go that way.
so this is where disaster struck yesterday if you weren't here if you
were not here yesterday something very bad happened and deeply disturbing and
traumatic we died but today today I tell you it's a different story it's a new
RV with a different story today. Let's get it. What song should I play?
Yes.
Imagine I could drive up here and not have to go there.
Wait a minute!
There's a world where that exists.
Is that doable?
Do you think I can drive down this cliff right here, chair, low key?
Do you think I'm driving down this?
I don't know if I am.
I don't know if that's possible, or we could get up here.
We could drive here.
I might just have to go the regular way,
but the regular way sucks.
Give money.
Hold on, let me think.
I'm still thinking.
The RV man is still thinking.
with the fire. Thank you.
What am I stuck on?
How am I stuck?
wait what how am I stuck the stairs okay I can fix that I can fix that right
Do not fret, young sprout.
Do not fret, I can fix this.
Slow.
The engine is flooding, the engine is...
Just pay your mom.
Just pay your mom.
Just pay your mom.
Chad, if there is something this difficult, this early in the level, we are cough.
Cough, doggies!
He's enough to hear me.
You play and you know what's crazy?
You should load into the game.
Let's hear me.
So like able to be playing already.
No jokes.
It's fine.
I am guaranteed getting past that part.
By the way, it's a guarantee.
It is an absolute 100% guarantee.
Because I am taking the hill path this time and if we flip over at least we'll be right
at a checkpoint and I can like salvage it you know what I mean.
Let me go ahead and clean back this thing up real quick.
I'm gonna back that thing up.
You know what? I'm cleanin'.
Perfect!
Why y'all always act like I said something crazy, Chad?
Like, what's wrong with y'all, man?
Grow up!
Huh?
Look at this boat again.
Play! What? Why did I just sink to the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, this game sucks. Like,
what am I playing? What am I actually playing? What am I actually playing? Why did that just
happened and I got bit by a shark. Hello!
Sandra, what the hell?
No, I'm about to tweak it out tonight, and I'm about to twig!
Slow it down. Slow it down. Oh!
That'll work. That'll work.
Everybody relax.
Chad, why don't y'all relax a little bit, man, huh?
Y'all just need to relax.
Y'all over here hooting and hollering and yelling.
Y'all need to calm down a little bit.
Nope, gang.
Let's go.
What?
Beautiful.
Hey, Chad.
Beautiful.
You'll love to see that right there.
You'll love to see it.
Floating lemons with the 5W.
Floating lemons with the 5.
Thank you.
What's up?
Case recap, please.
We drive RV and die.
and hopefully not die.
That's pretty much the vibe right now.
That's pretty much the vibe right now, you know.
Make that right, Chad.
That's the vibe at this moment.
Now, is that vibe going so well?
I'm not gonna say so.
Because we have died once already, but not again.
We got it.
We got it.
I got it, Chad.
I do.
Because Y'all just want to be back seat and y'all only want to try to help y'all sit back there.
give me some W's for Honey Badger with a 25 gifted.
W Honey Badger, thank you, Honey Badger with a 25 gifted.
Okay, tough.
Cigarette.
The cigarettes actually have a use in this game.
They let you run faster, which is why I throw cigarettes in this game.
Only because of that.
That's the only reason why.
Okay.
I just messed up that.
No, I didn't.
That was absolutely clean.
I knew that kind of stuff in real life, too.
Just jump around and just, just be jumpin'.
Don't deny the truth, young scoundrel.
The truth will set you free.
Don't deny it.
I'm over here just bouncing off the road.
I'm over here just bouncing off of rocks and stuff.
Why did you turn it on, isn't it?
Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills!
You made us all!
You made us all!
Here's our stop. Now, Chad, look here.
I have made an executive decision.
I am going up the hill this time, period.
getting to that checkpoint, right literally right now.
What's it called?
I think it's just called bounce.
I think it's by Iggy Azaleas.
Let's go.
Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills,
bills, bills, I know they'll move this on.
I'm fully committed right here, Chad.
Fully committed.
I do not care.
Full commit!
That went so unbelievably well.
I almost can't believe it.
I almost cannot believe how well that just went.
Until I'm stuck.
That's fine.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I cannot believe how well that just went until I'm stuck.
That's fine, though.
It's fine if we're stuck because we can
winch to this thing right here.
We should have done that the first time, champ.
Why don't y'all say something?
That was tough right there.
Perfect.
Finally, we're away from this place.
You just love to turn some music on.
Pay them up, checkpoint number four.
Pay them!
Ah, we at checkup number four.
Ah, say leave it at the door.
I'm straight driving up the hill. I'm trying to count a hundred miles. I just want to make it to the top.
I hope there ain't no cop out here trying to chase me because I'm trying to go and Craz won't leave me alone.
Keep driving ahead of music. Where is the rest of the repellers at?
Hello?
There it is. We're good. We repair the frame. We repair the frame. We keep going.
Case my wife Laura says hi. What's good, Laura? Hope you're doing good.
W. Laura Reezy.
wait wait there's no repair there's no repair here chat G to the G skis
Let's keep moving.
Let's keep moving.
On the road again?
Can't wait to get on that road again.
I'm on the road again, I ain't your friend.
I'm trying to drive in the RV.
Somebody look at me.
I'm just trying to do the trees.
I'll get you some. Thank you.
What is that up there?
Shack! They tried to hide a wielder up there! It's right there, dude!
Always go left. Always go left.
I wonder what's up there to the right though, Shack. Should I go look?
Should I take the candor?
I'm gonna go take just a quick little gander
Just just just a gander
Now I'm committing the left whatever
Sorry, I'm late. I was at my wedding cap
Cap
You're happy 20th birthday Mia chat. Tell me you're happy 20th birthday. Happy 20th birthday Mia
My
My
My
My
We're gonna go to the right yeah
We're gonna we're gonna go to the right because
We good on that yeah, let's go to the right
Chris Redfield draws with the five. Thank you
Thank you, Chris Redfield straws.
Ted, aren't you glad that Chris Redfield straws have graced us again?
Aren't you glad?
Oh, man, this don't look good in your town.
Oh, oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
No, don't do this.
Look at that, sitting sideways on him.
Sitting sideways on him.
Straight up sitting sideways!
We're power!
Hey, let's just subscribe down here, though.
Thank you.
Okay, we got a bit of an issue here, Chad.
We got a bit of an issue right here.
Issue is right.
I can't reach the winch.
That is a big issue.
Let me see if I can finesse this.
Let me grab the jack right here.
Let's see if we can do something.
Come on, man.
Here we go.
Gentlemen, all those girls, they gotta use the restroom.
We're getting faithful down or with the fire.
Let me know how that goes.
They gotta use the restroom. Hold up.
I gotta go pee in pee.
Okay, it looks like the Jack did not do anything.
fact it looks like it made the situation worse. So who wants to get banned for this? Because
somebody has to pay. Hold up. Beautiful. Chat am I a genius? Chat am I a genius? Say it. Say it.
it. Faithful doubter with the 10. Boom. And then look, we're just going to use the winch
right here. And we're going to be out of this situation perfectly. Perfect. Observe chat,
observe the genius of the RV, the genius of the RV strategies.
Put this here.
Put this thing in park on a watch.
Who didn't put it in park?
Shaq, why did y'all not put it in park when y'all got out the RV, man?
I can't trust y'all to put it in park.
I can't trust y'all to put it in park.
Okay, all right, now I see how it is.
No, I see, Chad, I see.
Okay, get this thing repaired, we're running low on scrap.
I'm not gonna lie, earlier, yes, they had 30 scraps.
Now I'm down to literally two.
Make that one, make that zero, GG.
Hold up, let's cook some more hamburgers real quick.
get our health up.
J-O-1-1, ooh!
J-O-1-1!
Please.
J-O-1, they good, look at that.
Look at that, perfect, every time.
Okay, one more will be fully healed,
I'm gonna take them, other two with us.
There we go
We got two more burgers in this thing just in case we get into some trouble. Let's keep moving
Let's keep moving
I am so stupid.
Oh, I've done it now.
Oh, buddy, I've done it now.
Y'all done done it now, Jack. Y'all done done it now, buddy. Y'all done done it now.
Look at that. Now watch this. That works. That actually works. No, you're not gonna be able to get out of here. Yes, I will watch.
Beautiful!
I'm sure he knows the most difficult part of the game.
Right?
What's so hard?
What's up, bar?
All of it uses to pass on the other trail that we didn't take any of it.
Yeah.
What's that?
Do you see that?
I see something. I see signs of life.
I told you I saw something.
Burger. Oh, they got chicken nuggets. I'm wearing that. I already have that. I'm okay.
Oh my goodness. There's so much health here. Look at all this. That's so much health. How you
you doing good? All right,
life. Hey, hey, chat.
Life.
What's that?
One moment.
Just got here restart the game please with the five gifted.
Slall come on man.
Let's bring the RV over here so we can put all this stuff in here.
Because often I bring it back one by one not gonna lie.
Chey y'all think there's a hidden T-Ramisu tape?
And this map?
Oh dude I would be over the moon. Let me tell you buddy over the moon.
Over the moon, over the moon, probably not, hey, you look here Buster, I need you to
have a little bit of faith for the team or me soon, okay?
An unironic bomb, by the way, unironic, it was never a joke, it was, it's good.
We have four heels right here.
We are gonna be good for a hot minute.
Buster, get the winch bowl and all.
You can't get it once you place it.
It's gone forever.
It's gone forever.
Just like any chance of y'all getting a job.
Just gone forever.
Just got here, restart the game with the five.
Thank you.
All right, Chad, lock in this part coming up.
Looks slightly difficult.
I'm not gonna lie, but hopefully it's fine.
Put that in there.
Let's repair the wheel real quick
before we go down here,
because it could get weird.
Chad, do y'all wanna get a job inducted
as a cuss word in the dictionary?
I wonder if we can make that happen.
I wonder if we could make job a cuss word in the dictionary.
How the label is that?
All right, Chadlock, this part could be deceiving.
It could be worse than it is, or looks.
I just died from what, them saying job?
Okay, this looks like a Sunday drive right here, but you know what this game? I'm going to fourth gear
I'm going to fifth gear you got me messed up
Where are we about to go?
Where are we about to go, chat?
Yo, Z-baby with the 50 gift, oh my goodness.
Give me some W's for Z-Baby with the 50 gift.
W Z-Baby with the 50 gift.
In front of I appreciate that Z-Baby, W Z-Baby with the 50.
Thank you.
Lock in right now, so I'm so locked in.
Keep moving.
Should I back over here?
I feel like I should.
I'm going to.
Yes, thank you.
I'm good at driving. Oh my goodness. I'm crazy.
Why is it so far out? I am so awful.
I'm going to pull this thing forward a little bit just so there's no mishaps chat where
on this planet earth are we going?
Come on, take care of it.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Back it up.
Throw it back on.
What am I hitting? What is happening?
What is going on? Hello?
Don't you do this to me right now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay. Put it off. Stay on gas because we're about to be in the boat.
I don't know where we are going. I'm kind of nervous to see in the open ocean right here.
I'm not going to lie to y'all, but uh...
I didn't walk the boat in.
I mean the RV in.
Don't do that.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't.
What's wrong with you?
Chad, don't do that.
Trinket beer with a cigarette's crazy.
be surprised how many people only smoke cigarettes when they drink. There's a lot of people who don't
smoke cigarettes when they do when they drink, believe it or not. That's a real night.
I have no idea where we're going right now.
It feels like I'm playing stranded people song
What is going on
There's another a boy on over there
I'm scared, what happened?
What happened?
The wind!
The wind!
What?
It's just one stop.
Is this what we're supposed to do?
Is this what we're supposed to do?
GG.
That is so tough.
We gotta go, people, what we're looking like right now.
Hold on, let's get the RV off of here.
So we went to an entirely different island.
Got it.
We're not looking like shit, hold up.
We made it!
Hey, guess what?
Pay them up again.
Pay them up again.
It is a terrible, terrible day to be a dower, buddy.
I'm talking horrifically bad day to be a dower.
I'm talking disgustingly bad. I'm talking incomprehensibly, just putridly, horrifically,
I can't...
Get the whip! Stop!
Bro, why, man? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why?
Chad, why? Huh?
Tell me. Tell me, Chad. Give me the answer.
Do y'all not have the answer, Chad? You don't? You don't?
What is this slop?
Oh, this is all. What is this terrain? What is this terrain? Oh, hold up, though. Chat,
We can finesse through here lowkey, don't you think?
We can actually finesse through here.
Yeah.
Okay, sure, skinny.
Thank you.
Check your paypal.
All right Chad let's go try this lock in where's the last repair at
hold on we do this for me right there oh I get the tape you why hold up you're
You gotta get the tape.
Almost forgot.
This might be more lore right here.
Shh, shh, it's lore.
Someone's here.
I just saw someone.
I saw them hiking out in the valley.
Yeah, can't be more.
Are they looking for me?
They must be.
But, how did they find me?
Find me.
No one's ever in the valley.
What do I do?
I have to leave.
I need to pack up my things.
I was supposed to be safe here.
Archibald?
Archibald, can you hear me?
Poker?
Thank goodness.
It works to me.
Of course, your grace.
Yeah.
I'm going to play.
There's no time to play, Chico.
There's a strange man out there who's been tracking me down.
Archibalds.
They are probably just the hikers that stumbled upon Sturdy.
Snow is too old to be found.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I can hear you.
I have seen a single piker.
Do you have any idea who could be looking for me?
I don't simply get stumbled.
Archie Bald is tweaking, Jack.
We need more than anything right now for you to remain calm.
We are here to help you, Archie Bald.
Oh, how?
Are you going to haste to re-wish the matter of existence, Polka?
Unfortunately, my powers won't allow me to do so.
I can hear you.
Unfortunately, my powers were what you've not been here.
I'm walking right now. Stay locked, yes, sir.
We've had us as a situation, in turn, in a course of action, together.
Indeed, if we remain calm and think clearly, a solution will be presented, sir.
And I'm a well-off, remember?
Ah! If that crazy man comes close, I'll sniff him out.
Don't you worry. I'll sniff him out.
Oh, gee.
Jacoby, I don't think that will...
We shall work together and come up with a plan.
Okay.
Thank you, everyone.
Breathe, Archibald.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
And Archibald, do you have anything to say?
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Please remember to give him as much attention as you can spare,
whilst you're reconizing into the plan.
Yay! Let's go play, Archie!
I've got a bad feeling, Jack.
Bad!
Type 1 for them is Archie Bold.
Where's Archie not Baldad?
You see how I knew there was going to be something over here?
You see that?
We just hit the mother low.
Oh.
I don't want that.
Chat, we just hit the mother low.
Oh!
More music!
I'm gonna come back and grab the tape. I'm gonna bring these over here first
So I can we got to keep as much food in the van as possible
Now it's heels the food is ill health in this game
Wait, should I wear the drawers on my head chat?
them draws kind of clean all right we're going draws on the head draws
pick that up on the way got the music yes where the chicken nuggets go
Right there, beautiful.
Slide that under the RV so I can pick it up on a-
I'm actually crazy chat, no joke!
Okay, we store these right there.
We have plenty of heels.
Here's the music.
Please be good.
Shhh, lock in new tape.
I remember this one!
Like if they have old ones, that means to... to release it.
This one's from the first map!
I know y'all remember!
If they have this in here, let's have to have two for me too.
I
Okay, maybe they're nice.
He has a tape.
He has a tape.
I need that.
Wait, is that you and me?
Wait, wait, what do you have?
Come here.
Is that you?
Is that you and me?
Is that you and me?
Is that you and me?
What is that?
What is that?
Hey!
Come here!
You have a tape!
What is that tape?
You have a tape? Where's that tape? What's on the tape?
Tremizo!
Come here, buddy.
What's on the tape?
Maybe if I give him food, he'll trade it to me.
If he has to, he will me soon.
That could be to me soon.
Hey.
Psst.
Hey, buddy.
Psst.
Cheeky-nuggets.
Cheeky-nuggets.
What did he give me?
What tape is this?
Okay, let me go grab my chicken nuggets back, because he didn't want them.
All right, buddy.
You have a good day.
I got my chicken nuggets back, at least.
Okay, let me place this board real quick, Chad, and then we'll, uh, we'll play the music.
I think I can do that right there, right?
No!
Oh!
Give me that back!
No, give me that back!
You done lost your mind, buddy!
That didn't work.
There we go.
Beautiful. That should work.
Is that a monkey or a squirrel?
Yes.
Let's see if this works, Sam. Let's play this music.
Oh, this song, wait, y'all know this song?
I'm using the winch chat, it is what it is.
They thought they could hide this from me chat.
Oh my goodness.
Chat, when are y'all gonna tell them
they cannot pull a fast one, me man?
I'll be searching too much.
They can't do it.
I
I
It's saying red thong
It's saying red thong
Cheddy y'all hear it it sounds like it's saying red thong I
Know y'all heard it I know y'all heard it
hold on hold on okay that's all I needed that for right there we could hit the road again
we just back up and go forward pretty much that was a banger though
It's saying red thong.
Oh
My
I'm not moving.
I'm about to start swinging cheeks all over the facecam.
No, don't roll back!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm going to get us out of this situation.
I wasn't expecting quicksand to be in here.
You may be thinking, you okay, so how you gonna get out of this situation?
I say hush, you know what I'm saying?
We need a miracle.
Oh my goodness, we need a miracle so bad, Chad.
We need a miracle.
We just hit the winch and hope for the best. Lock in.
Lock the lock!
Share me with the kid.
It's perfect!
her job.
Someone please explain to me the reason I'm the roller
Explain, explain right now, Chad.
No, explain.
Explain right now.
The reason...
Oh.
Thanks for the explanation.
I appreciate it.
I'm playing that song again.
You gotta be messed up.
That's a bomb.
Sorry.
We're out of that situation, baby.
Beautiful.
You're going to play the racing game.
I'm gonna get him.
Show me with the 10 W. Show me with the 10.
How you doing big dog? Did you see that big old John snake around here? You ain't gonna
do nothing about that. There's a tape under the sack. It's a really
Hold up.
Oh, there is your right, Jack.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
No!
Dream on, Ace! Ah!
Oh
This is what I was all over.
It's a mess.
I don't know.
Take him down with the car.
I'm the son of the queen of the bottom of the water.
I belong here.
We get something.
I'm the son of the queen of the bottom of the water.
The song of our generation.
the song of our generation chat if there is one thing that I want humanity to be
remembered by it is he remissioned not the food the song that is another
checkpoint ladies and gentlemen you absolutely love to see that oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. That is another chicken. We are cooking. And there's another tape right there. I'm about to save it at spooky time. I'm hitting T-Ramisu again before it's spooky time. No, pay him up.
One more time for the spooky time.
I
Oh
W. Devs for putting this song back in the other two maps by the way
I'm the only little thing you'll stay in me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This one of the folks that I love, I'll never lie.
Lasagna.
The song of our generation, we're going to continue this game Sunday.
We are going to beat this map next week, buddy.
You better believe it.
But for now, you already know what time it is, chat.
It's that time.
It is time of the spooky.
Chat, it is time of the spooky.
You don't think about continuing that hot dog simulator game
after this spooky time, too, if y'all are down low key.
Depends on this game.
That hot dog simulator game last night was goaded.
Yeah, would you sir, would you, would you, would you, would you shop at big dogs?
Would you get you a hot dog from big dog?
That's why I named the hot dog shop.
I don't know if you was here yesterday.
We played a spooky simulator game.
We opened up a hot dog store.
We, we, we named it big dog.
This guy, don't ask what we did though.
Don't ask what we did to procure that hot dog, me.
Okay, get you a dypion, no.
Hey, hey, shh, shh, get you a dypion.
Because you want to know why?
I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why you need to get you a dypion.
Because it's spooky time up in this thing right here right now.
Spooky time, best time of the day.
Lock in.
Hey, Buster.
Fatal error.
That's my IP on the screen.
There it is, gets you a dive beyond chat, because it is spooky time, what's more, baby?
Oh
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
You hear me partner?
This town ain't big enough for you to love.
I can't stand crows. Well, you're mean because crows are actually one of the smartest animals on the planet.
So you're welcome. You should feel terrible for saying that.
get you a dyke beyond chat because the name of this game
there ain't no
there ain't no name hold up name of this game is the quiet flat not the loud
flat not the regular volume flat not even the low volume flat
The Quiet Flat, TLDR, GG, get you a dypio.
Hi, GraphicStarForceSystems.com, Unlimited Frames,
English, Pre-Fire to Mouth Sensitivity, y'all already know the drill.
Lock in the Quiet Flat.
We got some more chat. Let me read the lord of y'all. Every good horror game starts with a little piece of lore.
Okay. Your name is Vladimir. Type one if your name is Vladimir IRL so we can get some immersion going.
Your name is Vladimir. You're 20 years old. You're on your way to your father's apartment. You haven't seen him in many years.
Sounds like the opening to Papa. Y'all remember the game Papa? Papa. Y'all remember the game Papa? Papa.
Sounded like the opening to that game because we went and visited our papa after many years
and it was a really good game anyway.
When you were a child you became seriously ill and spent a long time in a hospital.
During that time your parents as his marriage began to fall apart.
Your father started drinking heavily and grew increasingly distant from the family.
your mother discovered that he was seeing another woman. Oh my goodness. And eventually
he left the family. You eventually recovered but you never saw your father again. Years
past recently your father's neighbor called and told you that he had disappeared. You
decided to go to his apartment to try to find him. You want to look him in the eyes and
finally ask him one question. Why did he abandon you? That's good Lord. El dad, El dad, that's
terrible she did on his mom and it just left everybody terrible
since tibby's too hot even though i pre-fired it you hate to see it
no i don't like that right there
perfect
Oh, I'm walking slow as Christmas.
My dad must have fallen on some hard times because this place looks abandoned.
What is this?
Uh-huh, this says, if this is from the neighbor, it says,
if I hear you yelling and running around the apartment at night one more time,
I'll smear your whole door with...
Oh, there's a translation over here!
Chow White's out there, there's a translation over here!
Bruh! If I am still correct though.
Still correct either way.
Sounds like the neighbor's pretty mad.
It's locked. I need a key. My neighbor mentioned something about an old TV. Wait, my neighbor?
Wait, how about this is not my neighbor. I don't live here. This is my dad's house.
There's a there's a
So there's a there's a there's a key by oh here's the old TV right here there we go. Let's go in our dad's house
It is very dark in our dad's house.
Home sweet home, I need to open the curtains and clean up before it gets dark.
Why am I cleaning up my dad's house?
He still lives here, he just went missing.
Why would I clean up his house?
He ain't no good.
Check every horror game that has an interior house like this is the most scary game ever, by the way.
So you best get you a, you best get you a puppy be home for real.
What?
Is there a light switch in here?
Or how in the door?
Okay.
Why is everything got tape over it?
Who is he?
Who is he? Dexter?
Wait, was our dad killed in this apartment?
Why is everything, or am I moving into his apartment?
Oh, I don't like this hallway. I don't like this hallway.
Chevy with the five. Thank you.
It's so dark. Oh, no.
I don't know about the layout of this house, Chad. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
What's in here?
Okay, light switch.
This is the kitchen.
Why does everything have plastic wrap on it?
Let me read this note real quick.
Uh, reminder, buy more tiles for the toilet room renovation.
Fix the refrigerator and install another light fixture in the hallway.
Hey, install multiple new light fixtures, buddy.
What's you talking about?
It is dark through this whole house.
I'm not going to lie 75% What's that mean?
What is 75% soap mean?
Why is my face cam in the bottom left?
You know what soap you'll never be confused on if you go get some today.
Cheeky.com. You can get you a box of that K-Sells
Calcamo best soap I've ever used in my whole life. What's
you talking about? Go get you a box. Then you won't be
confused. That's a real photo for that photo shoot, by the way.
That's a real photo. They actually have me posted up on a
beach for that photo. No, Joe. They actually have me posted
up on a beach for that photo right there. Yep. Somebody took a dump and smeared.
Oh, this is filthy. Oh, this is absolutely rancid. Oh, this is. Oh,
Oh, this is bad.
Lord have mercy.
Life though.
Life.
My eyes are watering.
Yeah, that was nasty right there, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie, that was putrid even.
Big dog, nobody asked you to conf, you couldn't braise and bull that information out of me.
You don't have to big dog. You can keep, you know, there's some things you ain't got to say, you know, you can sometimes keep stuff, you know, deep inside.
Okay, you didn't have to say that.
Chad, how many of y'all in here smeared doodoo on the wall when you as a kid?
Because I have a feeling Yocheb would another five.
A lot of y'all did that.
Matter of fact, I'll be willing to say
three-fourths of the people watching did that.
Yeah.
I did earlier today. What? Hold up, buddy.
Okay, look here. Even if we get this place cleaned up, I don't know if I'm
supposed to be moving in here or not? Well, isn't that just beautiful? No, I kind of disagree,
but moon with the five. Thank you. Now what do I do? What's down this dark hallway? By the way,
what is this? Recap our dad abandoned us when we was a kid. So we're pulled up to his house after
he went missing and I guess we're just claiming the place as our own. Let me go read this
other note in here.
Oh, I have to see her again today. I'm so sick of her. Who? Who are we talking about?
What do I do in this house?
Hello?
Where are my instructions?
Dad, you living in here?
Yo, Dad, you living in here?
Uh, gang, uh, where's, where's my instructions?
Use the broom? Is that what it said?
What a broom, Matt. Yeah, y'all seen a broom? What a broom!
Ben, whoever said the broom.
I cleaned everything up and opened all the curtains.
Why is there a dumb bell in here?
I'm going to be the one to ask.
Why is there a dumb bell in here?
You're taking a dump doing curls?
Tell me what, why is there a dumb bell in here?
I'm gonna be the one to ask, why is there a dumb bell in here?
You here taking a dump doing curls?
That's me every day.
Hey, hey man, you ain't gotta confess that.
Man, there ain't nothin' like a horror game that don't give you no instructions on what to do.
It's my favorite day in the world!
Look in the cabinet, the living room.
What's going to be in the cabinet, bruh?
Hey, number some books in here.
Developers, are you insulting my intelligence right now?
Dog, put something on the screen
that tells me what I'm supposed to be doing.
Like, hello!
I
It's just like they did what you think hello
Hello chat hello
Hello
came out of here.
Yo, I don't understand. I don't understand why some developers really do not put on the screen what you're supposed to do.
You are left aimlessly walking around for literally 45 minutes until you randomly click on something that you were supposed to click on.
click on, is it that much of a difficulty to put in the top left of the screen? Go do this.
Chad, did I miss something on the screen?
Did I miss something on the screen?
I would clean the bathroom with my tongue.
I'm about to, I'm banning you.
Oh my, I'm banning you.
You cannot be allowed in here.
You'll absent with the TNW, absent with the TN.
The bathroom tile staying behind the door.
I can't interact with that.
There's no junk.
Like, you need a tab?
Nothing happens?
You know how it's usually in horror games that I play when you pause the game and it
shows you what your objective is in the top right?
No.
Nothing here.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Naka.
Oh my goodness. I'm sad. I'm so
sad. I'm destroyed. Yo, Chloe
with the 5W Chloe with the 5.
Can you turn the TV on? Oh, no, let me try.
No, you cannot.
I'm over here stalling trying to wait for y'all to look this up and y'all still ain't looked it up yet
Where's my support team? Where's my mid game? No objective support team
It's the fridge
No, you can't interact with the fridge
I literally told you to do that ten minutes ago.
Who said that?
Come here.
Yo Jamila, Jamila, your time is over.
Know it was someone else, not a Jamila.
I see it in your chat logs.
Who is knocking on my door?
I'm going to take all my clothes off and answer the door, butt naked, they're going to regret
ever showing up in my house.
They're going to regret ever knocking on my door this much.
You're going to sit there and knock on my door for 10 minutes straight, I'm going to answer
the door, butt naked.
You're going to regret what you done did.
Lord have mercy
You shouldn't have come here, it's all his fault
Who left this here? What is my dad done? Okay? I need to take a bath and get ready for bed
Well, G. G. We just got here 10 minutes ago already getting threatened chat
G to the G's
Let's take a bath
You already know we're using it in that bath, too.
Use cheeky.com. Just count cocaine, so.
Real photo, by the way. Real photo.
Hey, real photo, by the way.
That ain't no drawing. That's a real picture.
Okay.
Real picture, Buster.
All right, let's go to pay it.
I got myself a Ferrari.
I'm a little crusty is what it is.
Why is it just completely dark?
It is completely dark and I don't have a flashlight.
What is going on?
I need to carefully search the app.
Where did this come from?
Huh?
How?
What am I?
Locked in. I saw a red light on the floor. What is that? That's a bike reflector.
Hello?
See he very funny.
Tee hee.
Wait, did I just find another key? Where was it?
Wait, Chad, I made the noise!
That means I found a key, but I don't see it!
Found it!
It looked like we need four keys.
Toilet bathroom kitchen.
Toilet bathroom.
Kitchen living room. So we haven't gotten one of the kitchen yet, have we?
I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it!
I heard it, but where...
Sound it!
What's up with that?
I tried to summon her using a ritual, but something else happened, or something else
appeared instead. He reminds me of something. This letter contains information regarding
your loan application. Right on time, as always, they improved it months later. I don't need
it anymore. Cigarettes. A lighter might come in handy. Should I prepare yourself for a job
There's not gonna be another one, I promise you.
Let the music stop.
Hello?
Hello?
Why do I have a lighter now and not the flashlights?
Who's crying?
Hey, ma'am.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Over here crying in my ear. I'm the one in danger here.
No, you don't.
Hey, no, you barked at me earlier, matter of fact.
Let's do some grinding too.
Suck it up buddy, I'm the one in danger, you back done grinding.
Only one I'm letting get in the past here is the dog.
Wait what? Why is there a light on here?
Oh my god!
Yo, I hate you!
I'll get too old for this.
I'll get too old for this, bro.
Pro.
Pro.
Pro.
Pro.
Bro.
Why?
Why they doing it, Chad?
That gave me an instant headache.
That gave me an instant headache.
like instant instant satan is
how many people just died here type
one if you just died lord have
it's mercy bro oh my goodness oh feel good
okay this looks like some slot what is this
My dear wife, how I miss you right now.
If only you knew how deeply I regret what happened.
If only I could explain everything to you,
but you still wouldn't understand.
I often think back to the care free days
when we would walk through the parks,
eat ice cream, and laugh,
and then spread out the ball of blanket
and lie beneath the stars and simply gaze up at them.
I want to have a little lie.
I don't feel good.
That jump scare killed me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I just died.
It's my help.
Man, what are you...
Man, what was that?
Come on, man.
What's you laughing about?
The hospital bills just kept piling up and my son isn't getting any better.
Wait, was that us? We were the son.
Good boy!
I'm sorry.
Quit blowing my,
don't quit blowing my light arounds.
Okay, man, you're really starting to anger me.
Feed us with a tin, thank you.
I won't be able to come see you today,
I'm really sorry, don't think I don't care.
You're all I can think about,
it's just that there are more important things
I don't even take care of right now.
Wow.
You're going to get better.
I have no doubt about it.
Strength and perseverance running our blood.
I've already bought that football you've been drinking about for so long.
As soon as you're better, we'll play together from down.
Dad's sick of this letter while I was in the hospital.
And he failed to show up yet again.
I don't remember how upset I was back then.
Looking at it more important than his dying son.
I'm sorry, I'll never do that again, I'm sorry.
I'm not supposed to come back here.
I'm not supposed to come back here.
I'm not supposed to come back here.
I'm not supposed to come back here.
I'll go back here for no reason.
My bag, Chad.
I'm walking slow. It's Christmas. I need a key for that door.
Wait, that door needs to go to nothing.
They are with the fire.
Hello?
Hey up!
Hey up!
Two.
Shat.
Shat, remember that.
There's four docks and a two.
Does that mean the fourth number on that keypad is two?
Maybe it does.
Maybe I can cut it with some rope.
What?
It's a curtain.
like he can't pull a curtain to the side.
Maybe I can, it's a curtain dude!
Chad, is this dude a coober?
Chad, this dude might be a coober.
If you do that one more time now, I promise you, we's gonna have some issues.
Do you understand?
I just found some keys.
Your boy might be a genius.
Silly Billy with the tent.
Who name is silly Billy?
That door didn't even go to nothing!
Oh it says four.
Oh it's four?
It's four?
Do name silly Billy.
It's four blank blank two Chad.
The code is four blank blank two.
There's gotta be something back here, by the way.
Gotta be.
Four?
Blank?
Blank?
Two.
Got some scissors.
I'd love to see it.
Four?
Blank?
Blank?
I'm making...
Say what you will about this game.
It's got me on a couple chump scares.
Really bad.
That one was really bad.
Let's guess the last one, 4 blank, 8 2, I'm gonna guess it 4, 4, 8, 2, 4 blank, 8 2,
Two, eight, three, four, five, eight, two, four, six, eight, two, four, seven, eight, two,
got it too easy baby too easy it was all her she destroyed our family she
drove me over the edge and she paid for it I drowned in her right there in the
bathtub now everything will be all right
Oh, he's going to beat me.
Oh, did I fall asleep in a bathtub?
Was it all a dream?
Prince Jigglecheeks with the five gifted.
Lord have mercy.
It was only just a dream.
My lighter, okay, got it.
We're good.
We are good, Dan.
What's going on now?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Okay, that's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gift and Lord have mercy. Thank
you. Thank you for the five. I appreciate that. We unlocked a whole new part of the
house Jack. I'm cursed. There's no good ending for me anymore, but at least my son will live.
The doctors gave him three months. What else is I supposed to do? I was willing to do anything.
absolutely anything. Hey, we can sell that phone. What you talking about?
Okay, not much going on back here. Just a bed in a door or something.
They thought they could hide this from me.
does this mean? Oh, that's the cabinets in the living room. I bet we got to open them or close them.
Genius. Genius.
Yeah, y'all see how quick our registered that that's what they call me, John Puzzle Man.
Alright. Open? Open. Open? Open. Excuse me. Okay. Open, open. Open, open. Open, open.
Open.
Open.
Look at that.
Look at that.
No one calls you that, Chad.
You call me John Puzzle Man, be honest.
Ah!
Did I get y'all?
You didn't even get me at all.
It wasn't easy to find this ritual table, but now that's all behind me.
The priest will come this evening to bless him.
I already have him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I already have the ingredients. Soon I'll be able to get rid of her once and for all.
They said she was an angel sent by God.
She's a real demon and a woman's form. She promised to cure my son for a small price.
And now she says I'll have to serve her for the rest of my life, or she'll reverse the healing.
Wait, was he misunderstood the whole time, Chad?
Take a few of these urns just in case you need them.
You never know.
Maybe the...
They're gone again, I divided the agreeance among 10 jars and then a flash, darkness.
When I turn the light, that's on, some of the jars is gone.
They must be somewhere in the apartment.
We gotta go find some jars, Jack!
Man, this is jarring!
Can you stop them?
No, I'm
John
What's you wanna
You heard something I need you
I didn't even hear that, did you hear that or something?
I didn't hear that.
No, I didn't.
Is there a jaw on here that I'm missing?
Perhaps.
Jaw.
No, what the hell is a jaw?
I got excited.
Good night, Kase. What do you mean, good night, Kase? It's Friday night, you tell
us what's a good night, Kase. Guess what? Band. You tell me about good night, Kase.
It's over here. Two twos... Good night.
Wait, this looks like that one bot on that video that blew that dog up!
Y'all know what video it's all about!
is that video where that little dog is chasing a bottle that looks just like this?
The bottle had too much pressure in the bottle, busted it with like, and he like froze up
and went stiff.
I thought he was dead, but I heard he lived.
I heard he was all good.
Dude, the bottle blew up and knocked him smooth out.
Y'all know what video I'm talking about?
the bottle that looked just like this, this little dog is chasing around the parking lot.
The bottle had too much pressure on it.
And it blew up and he went stiff.
He lived though.
He good.
Maybe that's all the jobs.
I know y'all know what I'm talking about, Chad.
I know y'all have seen it.
It's like a gift.
I know y'all seen it.
It blowed him up.
I mean, he's a lot, he good and everything.
He's just like, you know, stunned.
Like a flashbang.
There was one in the kitchen, was it for real?
Cow.
It was a green bottle, or was it?
Swirling with the fire
How many am I missing maybe like one challenge I'll see the last jar anywhere
Chat my boyfriend is ignoring me and ghosting me for about a month and a half now
What do I do that is no longer your boyfriend I hear a month and a half what you mean that is over
That is not your boyfriend no more
Now that's SGG right there.
Did I miss a jar?
Like hello?
Did I miss a jar chat?
Did I miss a jar?
Tell me, chat, did I miss a jar?
the question mark in the living room no that was a small are they are they joking
right now. Are they joking right now, bro?
Chad, are they joking?
Bathroom corner cap.
That was a bottle.
I can't go outside either.
Who said it, somebody said under the stool by the toilet, who said it, who said it?
Show them now, bring them forth, who said it?
them before me that wasn't even the last one so it doesn't matter
Lord have mercy
well y'all better find me another one Chad if you want modded find me another
one. I don't know which one I'm missing. I feel like there has to be one in here. I
I feel like there has to be.
But it doesn't look like there is.
Like what are you making, you boy?
Going on some goofy, goober, scavenger heart for a life.
You know what I mean?
Like do some straight, goofy, goober action.
I'm over here looking high and low.
ceiling light in the hallway if yo if that would have been it I would have
instantly shut this game off I swear I would have if that would have been it I
would have shot this game that have been an unethical hiding spot that have been
and abatable offense on uh, mech or chameleon
Game of the year, Jack
Jack, game of the year
I mean game of the year, bro
Under the coffee table in the living room who said it if it's true who said it
if it's true hold on
yeah find me who said it for real cuz we're panning them find them I really
I don't understand why Jams do this, man.
I really don't.
Like, I honestly don't.
I don't get it.
I do.
It adds nothing.
It adds nothing to the game.
But just frustration, that's it.
That was not there.
At the start of the game, when I opened that cabinet,
that was not there.
What happened?
Did the jar of theory fly by by the cabinet?
Go, and crap it in the cabinet?
from the time the game started until now.
It was there. No, it was not. Buster, don't try to gaslight me.
You, but you can't gaslight the gaslight. Okay, you can't gaslight the liner.
buddy you ain't gonna gas like me that was not there to start the game no it was not
chat was it there was it there no it wasn't
it wasn't an onoid dookie with the five gift it huh
what's that mean
I
already gone sadly after my death the curse will pass on to you I held it back
for as long as I could mix the ingredients of Burnham in the bathtub
yes sir
Yo, W Daddy came out and he defended us!
Yo, that is a scary character model, by the way.
topic that is a scary character. No joke.
Lower half mercy. Did you see the turd cutter on that?
Motion with the TN.
What does happen?
Come on!
Get out of here!
Say it with me right now, chat, say it. Game of the year, buddy. Hey, hey, say it. Game of the year.
Another one. Let's do another one in that hot dog game. Another one in the hot dog action.
Who wants to volunteer yourself as tribute to be a hot dog at big dog?
Who wants to do that?
Somebody just asked, how did it end?
I looked away for a second and then the reply to that was monster with big
cheeks and then black screen.
That sounds crazy, but it's accurate.
All right, we're doing another one of those in big doll.
Get you a fresh type of buster.
Hey, get you a fatal error.
Chad, do I need a new PC?
Who wants this one with all the games installed all my information in it still signed in to twitch
Who wants it? Name your price. Yo, yo monster with the five gifted w monster with the five gifted. Thank you
Okay, this game has a warning that says play at your own risk at the front of it. That is uh, that is
That's not good.
It might be.
Get you a dime beyond, buddy.
Eh!
Get you a dime beyond!
Cos it's spookitology.
I'm going to talk to him while I was gone.
Did you have a good conversation?
Where's the, uh, oh yeah.
Where's the hear me out to your chat, huh?
Huh?
No, go ahead. Where's the hear me out here? Where are they at? Where? Go ahead. Go ahead.
Don't nod. If we all go do some hear me out, go ahead. Do a hear too. Chamber's wife just
said, oh, he's cute if you look at him differently. Oh, trust me, chamber's wife, if there was
one person in here that was going to find a way to somehow squeeze a hear me out in
here. We know it was going to be you.
When did Case get a new webcam?
I'll cut this stream off.
I will cut this stream off as we speak.
Anyway, lock in.
This game looks good and then we're going to do some big dog after.
name of this game is not my dad is that y'all's dad chat because apparently it's not the characters in his games dad so it's
gotta be one of y'all is that y'all's dad not my dad he set the camera quality to 1080p okay well
Well, all right.
Hey, chat, y'all are cruising for a bruising up in here,
buddy.
Hey, y'all are cruising for a bruising.
Anyway, not my dad.
Lock in.
GG.
Free fire and mouse sensitivity.
I don't know the drill.
Graphics, we're going to ultrastarfortsystems.com.
Thank you very much.
Lock in.
Not my dad.
It all started on another night when mom went to work at the hospital.
She often worked double shifts,
and many times didn't come home to make dinner.
Dad had been acting strange for days,
and that night he didn't make anything for us to eat.
That's, I'm having a hard time believing that.
I woke up hungry and decided to go to the kitchen
to find something.
W mom though out there grinding,
working double shifts at the hospital.
Can you make me something to eat?
I got to turn sensitivity down.
You're beautiful case.
Yeah, you're banned.
That's the last time you talk down to me in here.
That is the last time I let you talk down to me in my stream.
You're out of here.
Yeah, you don't lost your mind.
They come here talking to me like that.
I'm not playing. Thank you. Uh red panda girl. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Anyway, let's go find somebody eat mom working a double shift to the hospital and dad probably just sitting in a chair drinking.
I need my toys right here. Who knows some collectibles.
Wow, it is exactly as I'm getting flashbacks. Oh my goodness, I am getting flashbacks to
schoolboy runaway right now. Lord have mercy. Look at it dog. Just look at it. Yo dad, what's
you doing dad you won't go make us none to eat tonight I better go around so I
don't bother dad man forget him dead beat
I gotta make myself something to eat we even got no fridge in his house oh yeah
we do my bad is catacorner fridge I don't know who's doing that who was the interior designer here
because who was doing that Lord have mercy the whole fridge has one slice eats and a diet soda
hey you know what at least it's something I have a very uneasy feeling right now
Very uneasy
Saturday case footage yo mods we got we got to get this on the controller
Eat up the pizza
By the way, a little tip for heating up pizza in the microwave.
I have said this probably a couple dozen times on what do you mean here he goes?
What do you mean here he goes?
There's probably some people that haven't heard this.
Thank you.
If you are microwaving some pizza in the microwave, if you are microwaving some pizza in the microwave,
I'm stupid.
I said, if you're microwaving pizza in the microwave, you're obviously microwaving it
if you're doing it in the microwave.
But if you're microwaving some pizza and you put like a half of a glass of water in there,
like a glass, don't do no styrofoam.
If you put a half of a glass of water in sitting in there with the pizza, it comes
out just like it's fresh.
So yeah, I've said that about a couple dozen times over my streaming career, but I'm dead
serious.
It actually does like it works like for real.
So I dump water on the pizza.
No, no.
Forget I said anything.
using with the five. This might be a little too long. The microwave just one slice of
pizza. This thing is going to be like burnt. Let's see what they have watching. When you
Suck it, Suck it?
Put the plate on the table.
I'm not gonna lie. That looks like a good slice of pizza.
I have to play in the scene.
Can I do like a little inspection of the house to see the living situation?
Not gonna lie, our mom needs to leave our dad and take us with her.
Because, no joke, she could probably afford a nice house.
She's over here working double shifts at the hospital.
You know she could afford something nice while we're in here.
Even no pain or nothing on the walls
Drink the soda I wonder if he's gonna get mad that we're eating the last thing out of the fridge
Go back to bed
All right, good night dad enjoy your soccer game
I'm going to go back to bed.
Now, school tomorrow.
What's this book?
Flesh, Gate, the Skin Thief.
This book tells the story of a creature that mimics human voices
and appearances to lure its victims.
Popular on creepypasta forums, it
was adapted into collections of children's stories
using several rural schools.
The children all know the rhyme by heart.
On the back of the book, handwritten in red ink,
if the skin isn't yours, don't trust what you see.
The skin thieves swaps at night, looking for someone to deceive.
That was kind of tough for my mom going to the hospital.
Mama always tells me to brush my teeth before bed.
Yo, W mom, man, she's the only one in this relationship
that either cares about us.
Dad don't care if I brush my teeth or not.
He don't care if I.
You probably don't care if I go to bed.
Go around so I don't disturb you.
Is this the bathroom? Yes it is.
Walk in front of the TV? I don't think it'll let me.
I
Can't go any farther. Well, I mean there's a wall there
Yo
I'll just brush our teeth
Look look at all this dirty laundry sitting out. He'll do nothing around here
This is pathetic dad saying this all in my head not out loud
No, no, no two-paste or water none.
Okay.
Go back to bed.
That shadow is crazy.
That shadow is crazy, man.
Easy man!
Oh yeah, I do gotta go now.
Anybody else got a very uneasy feeling right now?
Hey kid, what are you doing out of bed?
I was hungry dad.
Go back to your room right now.
the game's not too much for you now. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off.
That's why I said Shrek.
All right, good night dad.
Don't insult Shrek like that.
True actually, yeah, not for real.
Night two.
Mom came home today to make dinner.
Afterwards, she went back to the hospital to work.
Luckily, she let me take a soda to my room.
I drank the whole can while finishing my homework.
After that, I had to go to the bathroom to pee.
Why is she staying with this humonculus?
I don't understand.
You got a good job, you probably make good money.
Just take me, of course, and let's get out of here.
I mean, it looks like somebody poured him into the chair, like liquid, like it looks
like he's poured it.
I gotta go pee pee.
Yeah, let me see.
Like a, like a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
Y'all ever see like a like a big cat that's like a chunky cat where it like lays in a cat bed or a box or it's like somebody poured it in there?
I swear that's what bro looks like, bro
I don't look to the side you gonna miss
We ain't gonna do no hand wash?
Oh, no.
Like father, like son.
Mom's over here working double shifts at the hospital to
are sitting here watching sports all night. Why are you even watching sports? Another
person's disappeared without a trace in the southernmost part of the state. This time
the dispensers reported late yesterday afternoon in a residential area. Wait, where'd our
I'm sorry to add you.
I'll be right back.
Blackout.
floor. Smell like a walrus. By the way, where did he go? And also, is he a serial killer?
Police have not released the victim's identity, but they say the search is still ongoing.
Neighbors reported hearing nothing unusual the previous night.
With the latest case, the number of disappearances reported in the area since the beginning
of the month has reached 15.
Police are continuing their investigation.
We now return to our regular programming.
Let me get back.
Let me get back.
Where is he at?
Should I go snooping?
I shouldn't be doing this I'm going back to bed I'm going back to bed I forget this by the way is this house made a cardboard because that looks like stacks of cardboard on the floor so but I don't look like cardboard
Alright, I'm going back to bed.
So that news article kind of like concerns me because like, is our dad a serial killer?
What?
What's he doing?
Did he just walk out of our closet?
Why was he in our closet?
It must have been my imagination.
No, I'm streaming.
I saw it.
Watch the VOD.
No, you better watch the VOD.
It was real.
No, this game is creepy.
Night 3.
Runs with Gigi.
Since mom was home, we had our usual family dinner.
She wouldn't stop talking about work, but dad was quieter than usual.
I was the last one to leave the table as always, so I took my plate to the sink and
brush my teeth to go to bed. So is mom home right now? Can I talk to her and be like hey,
I saw dad he was in my closet last night when I went to bed. Of course he's just always
There just always
Go brush my teeth
Dad
Dad
I'm gonna close that door behind me though, because I'm scared.
Oh my.
Oh my goodness, accurate.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, accurate.
Oh my goodness, accurate.
Oh
No.
Oh, you got me messed up.
You got me messed up.
He's going back to what he's been doing.
Fine dad, what do you mean fine dad?
He's literally in our closet right here.
He's in there!
The TV's off for the first time in this whole game.
GG.
Some death nurse with the five.
Thank you.
Another missing man is found, but family says that's not him.
Wait, what?
The man who went missing last Thursday was found early yesterday morning,
walking in circles near the town square barefoot despite the cold when
approached by police he did not resist he simply smiled his wife upon seeing him
stepped back and repeated three times that's not him wait a minute so has
Does that same thing happen to our dad?
This is the third case this month in which missing persons have returned to their homes,
only for families to claim they don't recognize.
Police are treating the incidents as isolated cases, but residents are already talking about
something, imitating people or wearing their skin.
That was like the book in our room.
The closet's open.
Check the closet's open.
Hello?
Who are you?
Oh, that's Mom!
Hey!
Sweetie, what are you doing in the house?
I thought I saw Dad going to my closet.
By the way, ma'am, what are you doing with this thing, by the way?
Are you kidding me?
She over here walking around looking like Halle Berry and she is married to this humonculus
monster.
Dad is that you?
BAAAGH!
Continues...
NOOOOOOO!
That's gonna be an absolute banger when this comes out. Oh my goodness. I need that game to come out.
Oh, that is gonna be an absolute banger. Oh, man, that is gonna be a banger.
WDEMO.
Actually, W demo. No joke. I will own a play big dog lock in. I've been feeding a play big dog all day
Yeah, y'all remember the hot dog game for last night. Yeah, we continue in that baby. I
Been wanting to play this game
So if you were not here yesterday, by the way
If you were not here yesterday
By the way, were you here yesterday? Were you?
Were you here yesterday?
If you were not here yesterday...
If you were not here yesterday, this name, the name of this game is Meat Grinder and I'll
give you a quick recap.
This game is like a simulation slash horror game where we run our own hot dog store and
last night we opened up, we named it Big Dog by the way, we named it Big Dog.
night this random old man walked into my room because I sleep in the store because you know
times are tough out here I gotta sleep in the store it is what it is he made us go to the cemetery
and dig a dead body up we grinded the dead body and served it as hot dogs to my customers
don't tell nobody no but that is what has happened that has led up to this
So we are continuing the adventure.
And this is the guy by the way that made us do it.
What's you want man?
You probably need meat for tomorrow.
You know how to get it.
That stupid butcher ripped you off and you need to make up for it.
No, never again.
I can't do that.
Chad, I have morals.
I can't do this.
What?
Are you insane?
You'll go bankrupt because of that butcher.
I don't care, I'd never do something like that to anyone.
Suit yourself.
But remember, more customers will come every day.
And if you get into too much debt,
they'll rip the shop right out of your hands.
Sir, I can't serve human meat here.
I don't care what you say.
I cannot serve human meat.
Matter of fact,
why is the grill still...
by the way you can see that we actually named the joint no don't open don't open
don't open we actually named it big dog we actually we named it big dog
We have currently this place is a mess. Should I clean up before morrow shift?
SACHA TITERS!
Yeah let's clean up before tomorrow shift lowkey this is looking nasty in here.
I'm up late at night I'm so committed to this restaurant chat I'm up late at
night like mopping and cleaning up trash like three in the morning.
There's so many hot dogs, but can I hire somebody? Oh my god.
That music tough.
And currently we have $96 to our name.
Wait, am I going to be able to afford to buy some hot dogs for tomorrow?
Wait a minute.
Kobe! I made that.
What was that GIF, what GIF?
That's not what I do here.
We go
Middle of the night by the way, that's how committed I am to running this restaurant
Do we just leave the jukebox play it all night?
Left side face cam hear me out with the fight. All right, hold on
I should have just went to the open but I don't know who to play so I actually have
Brian by word because we don't have a
All right, we have ninety six dollars. Can I afford some stock for tomorrow's shift hold on?
The markets closed at this hour
That's the- this police in this?!
WHAT?!
Chat, we don't have any meat to stock to sell tomorrow's hot dogs.
And we only have $96.
Is this morally correct?
Absolutely not.
But do we got to make a living?
Does the big dog got to stay open?
Yeah.
You got to do it at night, it is night.
With peace patrol in the graveyard.
Go left, go left, go left.
I can't get away with it. I can't do this anyway. I wasn't gonna do it anyway. I wasn't
even gonna do it. No, I wasn't gonna do it anyway. Let's go to bed and open up shop
tomorrow do we have any need in here Lord have mercy we don't know me
teacher we don't have any hot dogs we don't have any hot dogs open the
restaurant hold on can I afford any we have $96
Wait, we can get a cow carcass!
Or should we buy a pre-made?
The cow!
Okay, let's get a cow carcass. Let's have this delivered
Let's go check our mustard stock real quick too. How's our mustard doing we got two cans of mustard one of them's almost empty
That should be able to give it to
Do we need wrappers we need buns and wrappers too, so here's what we're gonna order
order. Let's order. Cal carcass. We need we need
rappers and buns. Order. There we go. Chat locking. We're not
serving human meat today. Matter of fact, we've never done it.
Where to have rappers? Oh my goodness. Why didn't y'all tell me
we had rappers in stock? What have y'all done? Chat y'all are
I got a bunch of it, hold up.
See Chad, we have vores, we're not serving humans today.
I mean we're serving humans, but we're not serving them humans.
Why didn't it work?
Oh, there it is.
Beautiful.
Yep.
Yep.
This is just one of the job chat we have from farm to table.
As they say.
From farm to table.
From cemetery to table too.
All right, get this lead here.
Boom.
Look to the ground, oh thank you.
This is why I'm vegan.
Look, we had to serve human meat once.
Times were tough.
It is what it is, okay.
Relax.
It's not gonna happen again.
Wait, chat, where my bread at?
There it is.
Blair Box.
Beautiful.
You'll love to see it.
Are we ready to open?
You think Gordon Ramsay will come in here
and enjoy the food?
Okay.
Let's get one of these grinding.
Let's get the stoves heated up.
Grind that.
Let's grind another one
because we know we're going to have a lunch rush.
We're suffering from success.
We're suffering from sick death.
We have $60 to our name chat. Let's make some money.
Ladies and gentlemen, Big Dog is open.
Once more, you feeling hungry?
Come into Big Dogs and get you a hot dog.
From farm to table.
No synthetic work. Bad ingredients.
How are you doing on this fine evening, ma'am?
What kind of, what kind of cheapness is this?
No drinks at all.
Whatever, just give me something dry.
I'm over here pouring my heart out into this job.
to make sure my customers have a beautiful pleasant experience.
And the first thing I get, first customer of the day,
is a complaint because we don't serve drinks.
Man, we opened up two days ago.
Relax.
Get these hot dogs going.
Put this over here.
I'm not wasting that.
Put this like right here or something.
There we go.
All right, hold on, y'all.
We're getting these hot dogs going.
They are fresh.
Just got him out of the simit- the- the- the- the- the- the farm.
These- these aren't actually from the farm. We didn't get nobody this time.
I mean, ever. We didn't do that ever. Just- just try to- okay.
My dog is done.
There we go. She wants some mustard on that. One, two. Get a little bit of that-
A little bit of that mustard on it.
You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am. Don't you come here complaining again either. I didn't like that.
Okay, put them on the lines.
Boom, Chad, look at this.
Look at this efficiency from your boy.
There we go, right there.
How, who came in second?
Hold on, what's that?
How can I help you?
I guess it would have killed you to have drinks.
I am being so nice.
Look y'all, I just opened this business two days ago.
Y'all are real lucky y'all weren't here yesterday.
I'm not gonna go any farther on that.
I'm not gonna say why y'all are lucky y'all wasn't here.
But I'm just saying, we're gonna add drinks
other stuff stop just please relax
leave this room get on with it and prepare
whatever you have now yes ma'am
Hot dog with mustard. Sure thing.
Hot dog with mustard, ma'am. I got that coming right up.
Most certainly do. A little bit of mustard on that. There you go. Get the
wrapper. There you are, ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful night.
How you doing sir? My throat's robbed, I don't have any other choice.
During a gas station down the street? Is everybody in here gonna complain because I don't have drinks today?
Y'all want a hot dog or not?
Lord have mercy!
You can prepare some. Okay, what you want? Hot dog with mustard on it.
Ah, Lee, just ungrateful customer.
It's ridiculous.
There you go, sir, thank you so much.
How you doing?
Hello, chef, can you make me a hot?
Yes, I sure can.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna get this one reheated
for you right quick.
We'll put a little bit of toast on that bun.
Yep.
There we go, got a wrapper on it.
You will muster on that.
Sorry, yes you do. Put a little bit of mustard on top of some b-
Eugh!
You have yourself a great day, sir. Thank you so much for choosing Big Dog.
How you doing, ma'am? May I have a hot dog?
You most certainly can.
Yes, you can, ma'am. Thank you so much for being my life.
Hot dog with mustard.
Tom Bossam.
Eugh!
Hot dog with mustard. Get a wrapper on that.
There you go.
There's something right now.
Where are my customers at?
Yeah, where are my, where are my customers at?
This place was packed yesterday when I was serving human hot dogs.
Oh, I didn't see y'all standing in my bed.
I gotta get more hot dogs.
Just one second, y'all.
I know there's a little bit of a wait where I start up.
Hold on. Can I add drinks now? You think Chad? Hold on. Can I add drinks like right now? Hold on.
Mark it.
Wait. Do I have a machine that serves drinks?
Wait, we can buy the repair thing to fix how much repair they call
Oh, my honey, it's 15,000.
You got a nice job, man.
We're gonna wait a little bit.
Hey, drinks are gonna be coming soon, y'all.
How can I help you, ma'am?
Oh, I gotta get my, oh, some pancake!
There we go. Get down.
that would be cheaper to get free dead bodies in the cemetery, you know what I'm saying?
I imagine how much money we would save if we just go to the cemetery, dig up bodies
and cook them.
Bro, come on man, hear me out.
Oh that's innocent of him at all.
All right, how were you doing ma'am?
Greetings, the last time I ate here it was delicious.
Let's see if you can make it just as good this time.
I know certainly can.
All right, how were you doing ma'am?
Greetings, the last time I ate here it was delicious.
Let's see if you can make it just as good this time.
I know certainly can. You want a hot dog with mustard?
I got you right here.
I just made this hot dog to order too, like I just now made it, ma'am.
There you go. You have yourself a beautiful night.
Thank you so much. I got you some more hot dogs going. Hold up.
Gordon Ramsay would not be happy with your boy right now, Jack.
What is that, one, two, three, yes, six hot dogs, one, two, three, four.
There's only four customers right now, so whatever.
The hot dog, this is so unorganized!
I gotta get my stuff together, Chad, for real.
There we go.
How can I help you?
Give me some feeling.
I got you right here.
Hot dog with mustard on it.
I gotta get more mustard, too.
No, I have mustard.
Chad, who knew running a business a hot dog store was gonna be this stressful?
Who would've thought?
Thank you.
Have a good one.
You guys are gonna cut live the dog.
Know how you do.
Thank you, have a good one!
You guys are gonna cut in line, big dog, know how you do it.
Hello, can I get one hot dog?
By the way, did you hear about what happened? Yes, I heard about that.
Yeah, yeah, there's about been eight people that said that to me.
I don't know anything about somebody getting dug up from a grave.
Hot dog with mustard on it.
I got you right here, sir.
I got you right here with some mustard.
There we go.
I'm trying to pretend like I got employees so I can flex on them when I really know.
Alright, y'all just make it a little quicker next time.
Alright, yeah, new employees, man.
Y'all know how it goes.
new help you know you can't get that too much good help nowadays it's our hot dog with mustard sir
i got you right here hot dog with mustard on it yeah you oh that ain't you that that ain't you
and the first thing you do is complain that's your hot dog sir thank you what you want hot dog
with mustard as well here we go hot dog with mustard boom does anybody got the dry hot dog all day
there you go what's going on here don't worry
good business practice is what's going on here yes sir okay what you want hot dog
with mustard I got you as well there we go that's so nasty thank you we making
money chat no catch up yet y'all gotta just chat let me run my little hot dogs
Let me run my little hot dog stand chat, please.
The other stuff will get here.
Look at that, beautiful.
Check out re-stocking everything before we go to bed.
Why should I buy some? So how much money we got? We only got $125!
Get this brand
I can't put the bun in there, sorry. Let's go to bed. That was a long day of work. Let me go close the door and make sure it's closed
Hold on, wait a minute
Is this a stolen song?
Wait a minute, listen to that one part!
Hold on!
Wait, it's gonna come up, wait, I'm serious!
They changed the stuff! Who owns this stuff?
Going to bed I ain't cleanin' nothin'
Yeah I need to clean up, I need to clean up this is bad
I gotta clean up, shit I can't do this
What's this for the lozzie?
Oh my goodness I know what I've burned down
But the hot dogs in the freezer, wait, you're right.
Do you need a job? Who said that?
That's so nasty.
Do you need a job?
I need somebody like you hanging around, big dog.
You gon' save us some money.
Ruka with the five, thank you.
okay any other stains I need to clean up nope let's pick up the trash too there
we go get the trash picked up Calbee Calbee Calbee Calbee Calbee
Yeah, anything else here, yes, there is so much trash, I act like there's no trash cans
in here.
There we go, it's everything clean now!
Music talk, no stains, no doodoo's, okay?
Alright, lock in, hopefully nothing bad happens tonight, Chad.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Let's take stock of our situation.
Let's take stock of our situation.
Look.
Our hot dog store has a $125 to its name.
Do not tell anybody about this.
The people of this town need a hot dog store to be operational.
I don't have any money for hot dog meat.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, whoever's grandma this is or somebody, I'm so sorry.
You're gonna feed this town, just know that.
I'm trapped! I'm trapped! I'm trapped! I'm trapped!
You will not speak of this to anyone.
Stop acting like it's crazy stop. This is a necessary evil
It's not enough.
It's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough.
Don't judge me until you've been in my shoes. Don't judge me until you've ran the big dog
What's this game about running a hot dog stand
Oh no, oh no 25th of life 25th of life
Yeah, we got to get out of here no way you went right no way
I mean it's not like you killed them okay so theoretically say we got calm doing this
How much time do you think we're looking at? Or maybe it's community service.
You're gonna feed this to them!
Oh, this was a good batch!
He must have just died a couple of days ago!
This was a good batch!
He must have just died!
Is this wrong?
Is this wrong? Check this out. This is wrong. This is wrong. I didn't kill nobody. I'm just...
Speaking words that have never been spoken before. Okay, Chad. The good news is...
First off, the good news is that we handled something that we did not want to do, but now it's over.
over and we have enough stock for a couple of days now.
Bad news is, is that we did it.
But you know what?
That's fine, because we got some stock for the big dog.
Now chat this game, it's coded by the way.
What a W concept for a game.
Like actually this game is like literally good.
I'm 100% down to continue this.
Hey, that's a W episode of that right there chat.
Let me tell you.
W episode.
Great sleep, shout out love y'all man.
Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift and subs,
don't know if it's follows,
of course I appreciate y'all for this hangin' out.
Hey, well have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all Sunday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.