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Yep
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, buster, oh, yeah, man, what's up with all
pop-ups on my PC. You already know what time, there's another pop-up. You already
You know what time it is.
Time for a little harmonica.
Yes, it is.
Clean!
Clean, buddy!
yo egg with the five w egg with the five cheers partner cheers
whoo that's good right there buddy
whoo
That's what I'm talking about.
That is what I'm talking about.
Right there.
Yo.
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
Ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more yet again, yet again, once more again,
yet again, once again, yet again, once more again, fairy Mary with the five, the red,
Pazzie Pierce, Brooke Large, Mary Claire Nurse, Zs, Uri Bryson, my name, Hot, F, Sham, Nano,
Edna, Woe, W. Subbers, man, I appreciate y'all, Black Hoodie!
I repeat, I do repeat, Black Hoodie, buddy.
If you don't believe me, this is the proof world.
Not going on Wordle, but I go to Wordle's website so I can put up a bright screen so
y'all can see it's a black hoodie.
See I go to Wordle's website.
That's how I put the light on in here.
Matter of fact, I'm going to go and knock it out.
Get them out of my sight.
Matter of fact.
Matter of fact.
matter of fact go ahead get them on my site right now I'm gonna go ahead knock
it out on y'all got me messed up I'm gonna go ahead knock it out oh man we
getting off on that chat GG well the streak is coming to a close it looks
like it is y'all hope you're doing good have
I appreciate that having. Thank you. W. Have it. Thank you. Okay, hush, young sprout.
You know what a good will be churned.
You just hate to see it.
Oh, it's stuck.
No!
Uh...
Hold up!
Hold up!
What?
Gigi, you gotta pop up.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
It can't be curse.
It could be cuffs, but that would be stupid.
And that's a crazy risk for a throwaway word.
Because if I do this throwaway word right here, I'm doing it.
This is a disaster.
Oh, wow.
Wait, this is bad.
What?
What?
It could start with a U. U F. A chat, G G.
wait, wait, wait, wait,
So there's a you a C.
Oh my goodness, am I tweaking?
Oh my goodness, am I tweaking?
Wait a minute.
Okay, let's explore F-O right here.
So there's still remaining a C-A-U.
Oh, I found it.
It's too easy, baby.
Focus!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I thought I was in trouble there for a minute. Not gonna lie to y'all.
I thought I was in trouble there for a minute. But alas I was not. I was not in trouble.
Oh
One mouse but the guy look at that mouse but the guy
Creatine oh
Yeah, look at that
Look at that already got the ice in there look at that. Yeah, look at that
Yeah, I already got the ice in there
You worried all that rocket with
Rockin' with that gamer subs,
Gamerade, creatine, lemon lime flavor.
Gets counter-coke K-Soul 10% off.
Woo!
Look at that.
Get you a hit of that, Chad.
Get you a hit of that.
This ain't no drugs.
This ain't no drugs.
Get you a hit of that.
Woo!
It's not illegal. It's not.
This ain't no illegal product.
Okay. Hey, this ain't no illegal product.
This ain't no this ain't okay.
right there. Yes, a good scoop.
Almost feel a little bit of that creatine. Can't, can't, can't, can't lose that.
That's close to a good scoop. Need a little bit better of a scoop.
Oh yeah, that'll work. Right there.
That right there is about four grams of creatine. Already had my other four
grams earlier. Brings you out to a grand total of eight grams a day
for me anyway
Look at that perfect field.
Perfect field.
Perfect.
You know what I mean?
Now you put your lid on there.
You got to put your lid on there.
You make sure the lid's on there so when you go to shake it don't look like.
you know it ain't gonna you know look at that Santa Claus coming to town Santa Claus Santa Claus with
my presents Santa Claus wear my prezzles Santa Santa bring me my prezzles quit playing
You see a snow on our side Santa quit playing bring my presence.
Oh, the snow done cleared up.
Hello.
Hello.
On my camera.
For my camera blur. There it is
There it is
Channels everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it high. How we doing on this
Sunday night up in here Sunday, I tell you
Sunday
Yo, Livy with the thousand BSW, Livy.
Hey, Kasey, it's my 26th birthday today.
Just wanna let you know you're my favorite stream.
I look forward to watching you.
Now, yo, happy 26th birthday, Livy.
Chats, yo, Livy, happy birthday.
Happy 26th birthday, Livy.
Chat, are we doing good today?
Wow.
Are y'all excited that tomorrow is Monday, chat?
Be honest.
are you excited that tomorrow is Monday that is a whole lot of nose right
there buddy wow that is a whole lot of nose right there I mean Lord have mercy
buddy that was your least favorite day to week is it Monday is that jobs this
February the week Monday.
That's a Monday action going.
Wednesday.
You know, it's crazy.
Yeah.
I think it's got to be Sunday night though.
Sunday night.
Remember when I was working for Sunday nights was the most.
I swear it was.
You lost the game with a five.
Thank you.
Because Sunday, because Sunday,
like before noon is straight,
but like once Sunday night hits,
you're like man, the weekend's over.
GG.
That was always the worst, man.
You're like man, it's over.
You know what I'm saying?
I hate school, bro.
I hate school, too.
I hate school because I suck at school.
Not gonna lie.
I suck at school.
I'm talking just terrible.
What is this?
There is actually a gift for
everything, Chad. There is
literally a gift for everything.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
Raid who raided?
Yo, Gabe with the rain.
Appreciate that.
What's up? Chad, did y'all do
anything interesting this weekend?
Huh? Did y'all get up to
anything? Get this out my ear,
man. Stop. Get out my ear.
No. Worked. You worked on
I'm working on a week here right now ain't that crazy hey Chad I'm working on a week
here right now straight working up in here in this thing straight straight working
I'm just going to be here.
Just work burning the
middle of it.
Just here working.
Working.
Working overnight.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Somebody said I go straight from
school to work.
I'm going to be here.
Look.
Oh, what was that?
What is that?
What is that?
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
What is this a plate of chat?
What is this?
What am I looking at?
I don't know what kind of food action that is.
Oh, whoa.
I was looking at the burger just to clarify.
Just want to point that out there.
I was looking at the burger right there.
Thank you.
See, that's, see, I don't really get the height
behind these burgers right here, Chad.
Cause like, how do you even bite one of these?
You know what I mean?
What do you even like go about eating this thing?
Like what do you do?
You got to crush it or something?
Delicate with the five.
But then if you crush it, it's going to be like, no, man.
I'm not going to lie, Chad, the smaller the hamburger, the better it is, actually.
No joke, the smaller the hamburger, the better it is.
Now you may, you may think that some people may think that stupid, but there's a science
behind it, man.
If there's like, like, if for the same, that's for the same reason that the single quarter
pounder is better than the double, because the double quarter pounder, it just, it just
takes away from it.
No joke.
It does go Joe with the five.
Thank you.
I mean, yeah, yeah, same thing pretty much either way, like, shall we lag and whoa.
You know, happy birthday, Keanna and Alyssa Chateau, Keanna and Alyssa.
Happy birthday.
Thank you. Oh my goodness. No. Chat look here. The gift actions get out of hand. The gift
action is getting out of hand. No joke. Yo, tiny fries with a thousand bits. Are there
any superheroes that you like uh no there's not i well no i don't like the single superhero
yeah no i don't like any of them
no i don't like any of them
it's not it's not just spiderman i don't like any of them i especially hate spiderman
you love spiderman no i do not i hate spiderman
But I don't like any I don't like any
Why it's just I don't know
It's so absurd
That it's so absurd it takes away from that's why like King Kong better than Godzilla
Because God Godzilla is absurd to the point to where he any coon or more
King Kong's just a big humongous giant gorilla.
That's cool.
But King Kong is like, or Godzilla's like,
oh, I shoot lasers too.
It's like, well, you know,
that kind of knocks and coolness factor out of it.
Now, if Godzilla was just a big giant ocean creature
that didn't have the laser aspect, I think he'd be cool.
But once he starts shooting lasers, it's like,
oh, you know, it's like, come on.
You know what I'm saying?
Look there's a Godzilla gift right there
Do you like transformers?
When I was a kid I did
When I was a kid I would dude check
Transformers was like so ahead of its time. It's insane
You go back and look at them super old transformer movies. It is crazy the animations. They had
Way back in the day, Ski Bra. It's actually insane. I don't know how they did
that. I actually don't know how they did that for real. No, Joe. What about Captain America?
Just a goober with a shield. Just a goober running around with a shield. There's running.
I mean, get out of my face.
Get all that shield action going.
I wish Captain America would step in my house.
I smack.
I smack him.
I smack the Hulk.
I smack Spider-Man.
I smack Iron Man.
I'll smack the thing that Big John Rock did.
Y'all smack him too.
I'll smack Batman.
man. He walked in here. I'll smack Robin. He walked in here. I'll smack the Green Lantern
Ant Man. It don't matter who it is. Any one of them doers want to walk up here on me, they're gonna
get smacked. I'm the feeling. And you know what, they ain't gonna do nothing about it. They're gonna
be like oh my bad I'll be like yeah exactly yeah I'll be like yeah exactly
think about that next time you walk up in here do you like James Bond yeah I
think James Bond's cool because again it's James Bond like you know he got
he's human. He just got some cool stuff. Man, I don't know. Y'all know what I'm saying, though.
Batman's human. Now, Batman is so far into the super thing action. He I don't even see Batman
as human almost. He's like Superman almost. I understand he has like a bunch of cool gadgets
It's in stubborn as I grow.
You're still like more than human at this point.
Mario, I mess with Mario.
Dr. Doom, I have no idea who Dr. Doom is.
Who is that?
I have no idea who a Dr. Doom is.
I'm a doctor.
Is Dr. Doome evil chatter? Is he good?
I'm smacking him too.
Oh, he's evil? Never mind. I'm a doctor. Doome fan.
Hinchman. Wait, does Dr. Doom have superpowers? Wait, Chad, does Dr. Doom have superpowers?
Okay, never mind. I hate him, too.
Never mind. I hate him, too. Never mind.
I'm not.
Now, you got soup powers. Hey, I don't like you, man.
Straight up.
Yo, happy birthday, Eliana. Chats out Eliana. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Eliana.
Do you like anti-heroes? Who is an anti-hero?
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
The only thing I know about punisher is I played
Marvel Rivals when it first came out and that dude was the character and he had
like two big machine guns.
That's the only thing I know about punisher.
I don't know who that is.
That's the only thing I know about Punisher.
The only thing I know about Punisher is I played that.
I played Mark Ryles when he first came out and brought in two big machine guns.
Taylor Swift!
what's the problem?
Yo, Ella, what the what the
thousand bits? High case. I was
recently diagnosed with a pain
disorder that I likely have for
the rest of my life when I can't
sleep and I love watching your
videos help me distract from the
pain. Please, you need to make
everyone laugh. Yo, I hate to
hear that. Ella, I hope you get
better. Ella, W Ella, thank you.
Ella, please thank you for being
here. W Ella, thank you. What
about Chris Redfield? Yes.
Wait, what is this? High case.
case I'll be going to Japan for 14 days and I'm super excited for it. May I be
excused for missing the stream?
No. So I know who you got plans with for 14 days in Japan. You better call them
and reschedule. Because we got a problem. You didn't run that by me first. Paranoid
with the five. You didn't think to run that by me first. You went out here and
playing the 14-day vacation in Japan and you didn't run it by me first?
Oh yeah, no, we got we got problems.
What you mean you can't watch straight 14 days? Well, you ain't got no internet over there?
They got internet over there.
Huh?
You can't pull up the street while you're over there, huh?
Don't make me angry.
What's your favorite ice cream?
I think I ate this the other day, butter pecan.
Okay, so it's muscular with the five. Thank you, accurate.
Raspberry sweet cream? I never had that.
What was I about to say?
What's your favorite show?
Courage the Cowardly Dog.
I love Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Oh, my goodness.
What a great show.
So if you ain't never, I don't care how old you are.
I don't care if you're fifth.
I'll care if you sixth.
I don't care if you 80, bro.
You need to sit down and watch Courage the Cowardly Dog front to back,
front to back. You know what other show you need to watch that's underrated?
Psyche. If you ain't never watched Psyche, oh man. Psyche is such a good show.
I'm dead serious too. I'm like dead serious for real. If you ain't never watched psych with Sean and Gus
Bro
Dude, I watched and rewatch psych probably five plus times error episode
Help I'm stuck with the five
I'm going to show it to you.
Chats, what have you seen psyching here?
Psych is so good.
It's actually so good. It's like, bro.
It is so good.
to us yeah but let me just pull that up
yeah but let me just pull that up real quick
they're gonna have me thrown in jail you can't watch TV on stream oh man look
at that
look at that oh man look at that look at it
oh you can have a new favorite song by the way I'm here my new favorite song it's
It's actually playing right now, but you can barely hear it.
This is my new favorite song in the world right here.
This is my new favorite song right here.
I
and we'll be on our power.
I'm good now, God, Lee had a brain freeze, huh?
God, Lee had a brain freeze!
I'm good now. God, Lee, I got a brain freeze, bruh. God, Lee, I got a brain freeze.
I got a brain freeze. What's the name of the song? Bio-luminescence.
Bio-luminescence by Frutiger P.M.
I want this all to be the last thing I ever hear.
I get shot, I'm gonna pull out my Spotify, blade battle just...
I'm gone.
Name, I just said the name.
Don't make me mad.
Name, name.
I literally just said it just said it like I actually just did like 30 seconds ago
Hmm
I forgot it. Well, that's just too bad man. I can't help you
But Gordon Ramsay says I can't begin to help you if you can't help yourself
Straight up I can't begin to help you
Can't even begin. Can't even begin to.
Yo, it's having rewatching Kitchen Nightmares recently, bro. Dude, I swear that's the best show ever.
Oh my goodness, that's the dude. Oh, man. That is the best show ever.
I promised my fiance I'd get her favorite straighter to shout her out for a birthday jinx to ignore it
So I'm asking you instead big dog. What what?
Big dog, what is that? I'm asking you instead like hello
You didn't put a name in here
What's your name, man?
Breed, yo.
Happy birthday, Breed.
I hope you know the message I got sent to tell you that, though.
I'm asking you instead. What kind of...
Happy birthday, Breed.
W. Breed-O.
Asking you instead. What the...
Look at him.
Man, forget Bri. Matter of fact.
Asking me instead like oh, I couldn't get the guy let's go get this dude
Get this up dude over here. I guess I'll make something happen
Zebra with the file
Oh, no, I don't.
No, Happy Birthday to Obreed. Thank you.
Happy Birthday, Bree. Thank you.
Please step on me. I'm good.
Spooky Gabriella. Thank you, though.
Appreciate that.
Do streamer awards. You got me
messed up. I ain't doing
nothing.
Got me messed up. Hey, K. So, this
lost my job tonight. Been dealing
with cancer since the start of the
year and I guess I ran out of
FMLA time. I'm not sure what
that is. I'm assuming it's like
sick, sick leave or something.
So, my job pointed me out when I
was recovering from my last
God. Godly. That's messed up.
Man, that's terrible. That's actually that's so bad.
That is that's yo that is I would have done I'd have done some crazy for I left out of there. What's you talking about?
You go you go far here in them circumstances man I'd have done some crazy for I would have ruined something before I left up out of there.
something that costs like six figures no job I would have done something I don't
know where you worked at but before I'm clocked out for the last time I would
have found the most expensive thing that that company got now what a straight
broken that is crazy hope you get better soon though try to try this is
try vikas. Hope you get better soon though man. Thank you. That's terrible.
Man, I would have went there and flushed like a whole pack of toilet paper down there. Every toilet
in there. I wouldn't stuck at like three toilet paper rolls down to every toilet and flushed every
toilet until the whole bathroom was flooded. I mean, I'd have been bad. Rick Springfield fan with
with the fire. That is such a crazy circumstance to fire somebody over. That is wild.
Yo, Miss blonde with 1000 bits. Hey, case this wants to have a rough time because in my dream,
because my dream author, you said in your dream, you got ran over by a dump truck, but
your dream car got ran over by a dump truck IRL. Wow. I was about to laugh, but then I
read it again. I'm like, Oh, that's crazy, though. Hey, Miss Blonde, I hope you get a
good insurance pay out of that. I hope you can get you a new one for real. W. Miss Blonde,
I think we're being here. Thank you.
Dump truck!
Straight dump truck!
Chad, imagine your car gets run over by a dump truck.
What's up, Chad? What you doing if a dump truck runs your car over?
What you doing?
Man, can't get dressed in the eyes out of hell!
I'm just gonna tell you.
Soon, I swear I'm soon.
You're Alexandra with 2000 bits.
Hey, K, so just wanted to flex that I found you back in Hogwarts Legacy came out and I needed help being the flying challenges and you were trying to beat records.
I remember them days. W. Alexander. That's true. Wow. You've been following since February
23rd of 2023. You ain't lying. Lord have mercy. Yup. Chad, who remembers don't lie. Who remembers
And I had the world record on Coastal, the Coastal course of Hogwarts broom race.
Why y'all lying?
I had like 2,000 viewers at that time, Chad.
Why y'all lying up in here?
I had like 2,000 viewers back then, y'all was not in here.
I was the second viewer ever.
C.
Yo, Ben with the file.
Chats, I was one of you were the first viewer ever.
too many liars in here chat there's too many liars up in here too many of them
too many chat I feel like today is a day I can try to be run away should I give
it another shot I got to the very end last time should I give it another shot
ever since that day that I got to the very end and died it's been haunting me
it's been coming back it's been saying hey you never beat the game I say no get
away from me get away from me I did beat it they're like no you never beat the
I'm like, no, no, get away, get away, they're like, no, and so, you know what, give money.
I'm going zebra with the five.
I'm beating this game today.
So low, low, low, beating the game.
Jack, can you get a gas can in this game?
Answer my question.
Answer my question.
Because if you can get a gas can in this,
I'll fill the gas can up and I'll be good
to get to the end of the game.
Y'all just saying maybe chat I don't man
Chat come on man grow up
Oh my goodness hold up before I get on that I see something crazy right here
Hold on I got distracted
Hold up.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow, you'll never guess what I just pulled up.
You'll never guess what I just pulled up.
They got a fathered needle in the haystack, Dave!
What a needle that!
What a needle in it!
Here you go!
What are you doing to sell stuff?
I'm just trying to find a needle in the haystack.
Oh, I got speed.
This system, wait this is gonna take forever, can I get a shovel?
No, that's cheating.
What was that?
How would you go about finding the needle?
Because theoretically the needle could be right in the middle of the stack or...
Where's the shop?
Speed, grass.
We're getting two at a time!
I think if I dig a tunnel through here I can go and the tunnel will be able to see the
needle in the middle.
You know what I mean?
get money
there's no way he's playing this yeah I seen it I clicked on it
it had to be done I see the needle oh my goodness I see the needle
I see the needle!
It's here, it's here!
It's here! It's here!
Am I even making a dent? Oh my goodness!
This is crazy!
I
Check they got fine a needle in the haystack games wait the tunnel project is actually going well
What is that?
That's the needle!
Oh, it's only a diamond!
Man!
Ah!
It's only a diamond!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm going to walk in there and
I'm going to just look up and see the needle.
The needles in there.
I literally see the needle.
Look at the speed. Look at the speed!
Cat, no I do see the needle-tack trust.
That's literally right there. Do y'all not see it?
How do y'all not see it?
It's there. It's literally there.
there. It's there. I just upgraded. Stop trolling, I'm not.
I'm saving eight dollars right now wait a minute
We're actually going to find the needle in the haystack.
We're actually going to find it, Jack.
Got a diamond.
Jack, what would you rather find in a haystack?
A needle or a diamond?
Don't be selfish and say diamond.
It's got to be needle, because that's what we're looking for.
Another diamond.
That's crazy.
We could find diamonds in a haystack before.
I thought I saw the needle in there.
I thought I saw the needle in there.
This is actually impossible.
I don't think this game is possible.
This might be the most impressive thing I've ever done if I do it.
I brought just sitting on top, ain't it?
Where's the needle?
I'm gonna get the drone for 40 diamonds, I got 40 diamonds.
The drone go hell!
Drone deployed.
I'm not going to get the pitch for him reaction this look look how much progress I'm making
Into this hay bale right here.
Look at this. How much can I get?
Oh my goodness, it's the best thing ever.
Oh, we're actually gonna find the needle.
Should I just save up for the dynamite?
I'm gonna throw the dynamite in there.
That's the needle!
No it ain't, I'm not mad.
Look at the amount of progress that I have made, Jack.
We're gonna find it in no time.
Upgrader, I'm not upgrade.
I'm wait.
I wanna get that dynamite first.
How much is it?
Not much, great.
Tell that cow to shut up.
Hey buddy, you better watch your mouth.
That cow is helping me find this needle in the haystack, buster.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
This is cinema though.
If you don't think this is cinema, you're just not sophisticated enough.
One more grasp of brain that's fully maxed out.
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
The cow!
Oh, Sweep! Sweep, Sweep, Sweep!
Can't have I ever gonna find this eagle in the haystack!
Sweeping open. We got the Sweep!
Oh my goodness it's so quick now. I gotta upgrade to bang!
This is the greatest game I've ever invented. I'm fully committed now.
I got an idea let's name it the cow
I'll pull with that me too the cow
I got my bag again, hold up
Where is this needle chat?
I'm saving up $5 again
start getting the top hush
Yonks route hush
let me cook
how much you'll bet this music copyrighted too?
Okay, this is proving to be a substantial task.
I'm not gonna lie, Zebra case with the file.
Chat, this is proving to be a substantial task.
Should I save $25 for the dynamite?
Dude, we have made progress, though!
Dude, it's when I'm getting big money off this, I'm saving!
So I'm saving $25 right now!
This is the meta play, this is meta.
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking.
This is meta.
Who is this, Goober?
Hold up now.
Chad, hold up.
Do I get? That's a lot of money. I feel like we do dynamite.
Yeah, I didn't even ask him to help me to set an eye on helping you. Like, okay?
I mean, cool? I didn't want you to help me anyway.
I wasn't even gonna even think for a second that he would help. You know what I mean?
I don't even matter if I don't even want to help.
Alright, I'm looking for the special ones. Wait, they give more money?
They give more money, so I'm locked in. Hold up.
Clean.
Have I made good progress, Chatty? I think this is good progress here.
I don't know if I'm gonna spend any more money, or if I just want to save up for just the dynamite right now. Y'all think the dynamite's a good idea?
It's gotta be. We're almost there anyway.
That's crazy. I'm like, kid, I'm just gonna haystack and knock the needle.
Who put this needle in here anyway?
Who put this needle in the haystack?
Oh, another special...
Shad of almost dynamite time, lock-in.
Am I stupid? Why am I doing this?
Game of the year, though.
Wait, why am I facecam not lined up again, bro?
Why am I facecam lined up?
I can finally say I found a needle in a haystack chat that's what matters we're saving up $25
right now because I'm a little stick of dynamite in here that's only if you find it
They call me needle in the they call me John needle in the haystack
I'm so locked.
Two more dollars, Kat. Two more dollars.
This better be worth it.
GRENADAAAAA!
Oh, there's more!
Oh, it's permanent!
Oh, we're good!
That actually means one.
No, don't.
That is one.
I'm actually going to find a new case that...
Oh, that's progress right there.
huge huge chat we're on the break
we are on the break of finding this needle in the haystack
oh my goodness chat oh my goodness we're flowing i'm in flow state
Recap? We're finding the needle in the haystack buddy. Okay, there's your recap.
Where is the needle chat? Where? I feel like I made no progress, man.
Please!
I don't think I'm gonna find it.
I'm losing faith I'm losing faith man
I'm never gonna find this Sam Cooper the fire thank you I'm never gonna find this
thing chat I was a fool to think that I could find a needle in the haystack who
Who I think I am?
Don't break the bag, y'all don't break the bag.
You think this music's copyrighted by the way?
It gotta be.
Your music gotta be copyrighted.
I'll see in the universe where it's not.
That was clean.
Alright, we're gonna upgrade the bag next chat.
What am I doing?
Oh my goodness, what am I doing?
Perfect!
GRANDMADER!
OOF! Wait a minute!
Shut- wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Oh, that's Roblox SG.
The bag's gonna break, it has 250 capacity now.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Save for the vacuum?
Chad, should I save for the vacuum cleaner?
I'm actually thinking about it at this point.
No, I need to upgrade the bomb.
So we gotta keep upgrading the bomb.
I don't know.
What? Can I buy another drone?
What else can I get with the diamonds?
Bro was playing needle in the haystack.
No, that's... no, that'll be bad.
I bet they're gonna dump a whole another stack there.
If I do that, I can't do that.
I could do that, Chapters, no way.
I'm not pressing that. No, you got me messed up. I'm not. I'm not risking it. I can't.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
Oh, that's a bit, oh!
Check here we are, we got $14.
Do I save up for the vacuum cleaner?
do we fully commit to the vacuum cleaner?
I think we do, I'm not gonna lie.
Cause as much money as we got coming in from the bomb.
Check the pitchfork is obsolete by the way right now.
It is obsolete.
Wow, that gave me nothing.
Because you haven't upgraded it yet, but you know, we're saving money.
Right?
$25 for a bag.
Bag I'm safe I'm saving I'm saving I'm saving
Beautiful that's a good one
Chat once we get the stop ah once we get the vacuum we should be good
I'm saving up for it
We're over halfway there now.
I think.
You have just $69.
That's it.
Press tab, dog.
I've been pressing tab for a while.
Do you think press tab ain't doing enough for me?
I know what the tab is.
The press tab.
The press tab.
My day hasn't upgraded once since I started.
Hello?
upgraded once it's I started hello let me find this needle man let me find this
needle man where's the needle
You're going to be here all night?
No, no, no, I'm not going to play.
Huge.
Huge.
Unlock me.
I'm gonna I'm gonna do more upgrades after I get the statue cleaner
look at the amount of progress that we have made though this is bad this is bad
This is bad, bad world.
We're almost there.
This is cinema, yes it is.
This is cinema.
imagine there's no needle you would never see me again if there wasn't
We almost have enough for it!
Finally!
Zebra cage with a tier!
Chat, we got it!
It's me it's me
It's me
I gotta upgrade it
Do I upgrade it or the bomb?
We're afraid the bomb.
The bomb is our greatest clue right now.
What about the overheat?
20 second, cool down!
Come on, man!
We gotta be right there.
We gotta be right there.
Well, so I have great power on the bomb.
Yes, oh, that a power bomb.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm cooking all right, I'm cooking I'm cooking
Where is this meal?
Dude, what the- there's like not a d- I'm done.
There's like not a d- in it!
I bought those twiiiick!
You know what I could do?
I could put my bomb at the top of the pile.
Hear me out!
a buy it excuse me upgrade other stuff okay what do you think the first thing is I should
upgrade right now. What's the first thing I should upgrade?
I thought that was the needle I thought that was the needle I thought I thought we found it
Okay, I'm fully upgrading the drone chat, that's what I'm doing right now.
Oh man!
What have I gotten myself into?
It has to be in here.
Shad it has to be.
It's in here right it is.
It's in here.
It has to be.
It has to be!
Look at the look at the div that I've made!
Just look!
Imagine starting to like it in the middle.
Mother tweek! Mother tweek! Mother twe-
Chat drone's been fully upgraded. Now we start back on the bomb, right?
We need to fully upgrade the bomb!
I'm gonna go get him.
Forget the vacuum.
Come on!
Where are you?
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Where's my needle?
I know what's in the haystack!
I feel like the lucky blast is going to help us get more money up, you know what I mean?
I feel like the lucky blast is to play.
Right there. Look.
Look how much money this makes us.
Five dollars were rich.
Come on.
We can do this, man.
Stay strong.
Where's my needle?
I beg of you. I want to upgrade
the bag but I'm not gonna.
Yo, Buzz Light beer with the
five. W Buzz Light beer with
That's not the needle.
Was that not the needle?
Give up.
Ain't no quitting me.
I'm not saying 25 or I say 5 W Buzz Lightyear with the 25 gift.
I could have sworn I said 25.
My bad.
W Buzz Lightyear.
Thank you for 25 gift.
Thank you.
W Buzz Lightyear.
Thank you.
You're just has to be there's no other option speed how fast is this regenerate
now pretty fast
so I'll break the bag
Buzz Lightbeer with another 25 W Buzz Lightbeer with another 25 no one have mercy
reset that Buzz Lightbeer thank you I'm great to back again bag has a 500
capacity now we're fine in this needle
Oh
We got a good thing going.
Upgrade the vacuum.
I'm not upgrading the vacuum till the bomb's done, you hear me?
Once the bomb has finished being completely upgraded, then I'll upgrade the vacuum.
Not a second before.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Huge.
That's a lot of money right there.
Muscular with the fire, thank you.
$50.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50, dad.
$50. That's all we need. $50 and the bomb is done.
This looks like french fries. Oh, you are hungry, buddy. Godly. Go get something to eat,
Okay, almost there.
Jack the bomb has been fully upgraded.
Now we are going to upgrade the vacuum cleaner and then we are going to be at maximum capacity.
Got it?
Look how much the bomb is doing for us now.
We're gonna find it in no time there's still an upgrade
Ah, what?
There it is.
All right, mod, who ever said it?
Okay, $45, Chad.
Also, aren't my bad.
Good thing we almost already have it.
Was you there the night that K-So found the needle in the haystack?
I just found it.
I just found it I just found it that was it. What was that? What was that?
That was class
Come on man
Bomb is fully upgraded
Chat bomb is fully upgraded
I gotta use the restroom real quick chat keep keep keep walking while I'm gone. I'll be right back
Keep walking while I'm gone! Hold up!
I'm sorry.
the
the
the
the
Did y-Chad don't look like y'all made any progress when I was gone.
What was y'all doing when I was gone?
I'm gonna break it back, you.
Ah. Ah. Beautiful.
Oh, yeah, this is going to-
Oh, Chad, we're in a rhythm now.
Chad, we are in a rhythm now, buddy.
Come on.
any minute now any minute now we're finding this needle any minute any minute any minute
right now. Any minute. Do you believe Chad? Chad, do you believe? Recap? Big dog. You
You can see what we're doing.
Yo, Vad with the five.
Jack, keep your eyes peeled.
Are they peeled?
Are they peeled?
When you see the needle, just tighten the needle and you can only type it if you actually
see it.
Seriously.
We ain't got time for games right now, this is serious!
You can only say it when you see it, Chad. You understand?
We ain't got time for games. We're fine with this noodle.
Why y'all saying a noodle?
We're going to keep upgrading the vacuum cleaner right now.
Once it's fully upgraded, we will be at maximum possible capacity right now.
Do you still believe that?
No, don't see it, Jack!
No, you do not!
The bag is maxed out.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I did not know this haystack was a stitch when I started.
I was here!
I swear I'm fond of each and every where I am.
They're gonna put this on my tombstone.
Found Needle and Haystack before he died.
I see the needle.
Hey, get the fire.
One time.
Cool it.
that we are almost at maximum power right now. Someone found it in 40 minutes.
Cat, no, they did not. I'm already at 51 minutes. There's no way they did.
I
Crazy see though
If you found it 41 minutes
Stay focused!
Do not let it shake your wheel!
Use the bomb at 500. Wait, will the bomb add on to my 500 count?
Mod whoever said it!
Oh my goodness, who said it? Mod him right now!
We're so close I can feel it. I can feel it. We're so close
It's gotta be here it's gotta be here somewhere
It's gotta be
Everybody calm down calm down
Upgrade power cooling or runtime power power
You're gonna find the needle in less than five minutes.
Are you sure?
Okay.
Okay, check the voices that I'm gonna find in less than five minutes.
That's what they said.
They said it.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I'm about to go crazy.
I'm about to go crazy.
I'm about to go train!
Have I took out over half the haystack, you think?
I think I have, which means this is bad luck.
Young Sprout.
The haystack will be found.
I mean the what?
The needle will be found.
Young Sprout.
You just gotta believe.
You just gotta believe.
Wait, you're right. Why is the inside not going any lower? Wait, you're right. Why is that?
I just found the needle. That was the needle. Was that not the needle?
Is that not the needle?
What?
Chad, why is the inside not going in the right way?
because it's a game no no no young sprout no this is not again don't you ever say that
again. This is life. Jack, I repeat, the leaf blower has been fully upgraded. We are officially
We are at maximum capacity right now.
We almost had it! I can feel it on the horizon!
I can feel it on the horizon!
I guess that's why the saying is it's like finding a needle in a haystack it makes sense
Now
It's gotta be here!
is it here chatters? Is there even a needle in the haystack chatter?
Is the...
What's that? What's that?
Yeah, that's not it. Come on. What if you're the needle?
Harry oiled up bodybuilder with a five gift. You might be right.
Am I the needle this whole time, Jack?
You can always meet.
By the tractor.
Nuh-uh.
You're bad.
The fact I even thought that was real is crazy.
Where is the needle?
Where is the needle?
Help me. Help me man, please!
Please!
check the index what do you mean
that's the needle the thing is there's no point even getting diamonds because you
You can only get the drone with the diamonds and the drone sucks!
Get upgrades, I've upgraded everything I'm using.
I've upgraded everything.
backpack is only upgraded to, unless i got the roblox backpack
The UFO's a skin.
I seen it. Where?
Stop playing with me.
Why y'all lying y'all, I'm in a high stress situation.
Ah
Pumpkins
And the fact that I even thought that they did that's you know what that's my
You came live out about 50?
Why can't I see through it?
Why can't I see through it?
Hold out.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
wait a minute I actually think we're on the break of finding it I'm not even joking I think we're on the break of finding it
We're on the break!
I found a needle, baby!
That right there, that's what hard work and determination
That is what hard work and determination gets you.
That's what it does.
Where's my $1000 at?
He's about to set me up.
Where's my $1000 at?
he's about to set me up he's about to set me up where's my thousand dollars at
he said
Maya with the fire
what
game of the year
Game of the Year! That was action exc-
you
you
you
you
you
with the 10. Chad, if you were not here last time I played this game, I literally got to
the very last checkpoint and died at the last minute. It was the most tragic thing that's
ever happened in history ever. But you know what? Today will be different.
is the day that I beat this game so chat y'all told me there is gas cans in this
game right there is if so where they at cuz I need to buy one quick
I'm beating this game right here, I swear I am, I'm beating it right here.
I ain't got a gun today though, ooh that's bad.
Oh I got some baseball bat.
I'm just gonna gas up.
Come on.
Type one if you believe, Jack.
Do you believe?
Do ya?
I do.
There goes pretty much all my money.
Anything I can steal out here?
I'ma rob this ATM.
Gotta do what I gotta do.
Do this, ma'am! This has nothing to do with y'all!
This has nothing to do with y'all!
Y'all shoulda went home!
No!
They should have went home.
I gave them a chance to stay out of it.
They wouldn't stay out of it.
I gave them a chance.
Watch this.
Watch this move.
You ready?
Watch this.
See you officers
She went out for my car she went out for my car I'm robbing this house
How you doing
My, my, my, peace.
Easy lick.
Easy lick, Chad.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, get us house.
Gotta have some stuff in it.
There is a gas tank.
I'll do an officer, which I'll do a gun.
Chill out.
I gotta do an officer, which I'll do at the end. Chill out.
Mine!
I'm not done here yet.
I'm not done here!
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Okay, grab them, go.
See ya, officer, not today.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
I'm not gonna stop at these two houses
because I already got max carrying capacity.
There was another gas can,
oh, that looked like a, like a butane tank or something.
That's fine, I got one.
I would have I think one is enough cuz no joke if I would have just had a little bit of gas and the water and the run almost made it
I've been fine
Call the cops on me yet. Let me sell everything
I'm selling everything
toaster
Wallet bracelet dumb bill rain wallet rain
I remember this thing is over a lot, didn't it?
Oh my goodness, three Banskees.
Three Banskees, dude.
How much does this go for?
Nine hundred.
Should I get a gun?
should I get a gun? I should get the AK. Or I could get the Max 10. What do I get, bro?
I'm gonna get the AK, I got the AK, should I have done it, who knows, but I did.
I ain't got enough money for gas, what have I done?
I don't want to catch another body I'm only spare y'all so I don't want the charges
It's like y'all want to get knocked smooth out.
It's like that's what y'all wants to happen.
How you doing ma'am, wanna be here real quick?
I'll take that wallet, I'll take that wristband, I'll take that wallet too, I'll take that
wristband.
I'll go and grab one of the story nights. Thank you!
How much does this go for?
Three tiered? I might want to steal the other one. You got me messed up.
Huge.
Let me gas up and we're getting out of here, chat.
Bro, I'm trying to get some gas!
I'll fill up the gas can later, we don't need it right now anyway.
There's a bounty in the store? Wait, what do you mean?
In here?
Snow.
No way. No way, right?
Last time I entered a military, hey, you remember shot at me?
I already see the target initiating assassination attempt.
I already see the target!
RIP OUT OF IT!
I saw the target! I saw the target! I did!
I have no ammo. This is bad.
I'm gonna get them all out here.
of
death
of
death
of
death
the target was here what happened the target where's the target
You!
We got the target!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Where's the target?
No.
No.
I'm never going to a military base in this game again.
You understand me?
That was stupid.
That wouldn't lose anything to do with the $11,000.
Shut up!
I said shut up!
What was I even going to do with the $11,000 shat?
Nothing!
get off my phone I had a gas can and everything that was a good start chat that was such a
a good start I had a gas can and everything dude didn't even need that much money man
now I got no blinky I got no nothing
I still beat this game, but it doesn't matter, it has not to matter.
Mine!
Mine!
I'm not even worried about that HCM, she's got a band, I'm going!
I only have 80 points now, I mean look here man, I tried okay, I tried.
I thought we was gonna hit a lick and we could, we could have hit a lick too.
MINE!
Thank y'all!
Y'all have a good night!
Thank you!
So look how polite I am.
It's crazy.
And the fact that these people are there that defensive over their like, possessions is ridiculous,
by the way.
Like, just let me have it, man.
Just let me have it, dude.
I need another gas can.
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
STAT!
Just let me have it, dude.
I need another gas can.
STAT!
I'm robbing both of these. You got me messed up.
Shoulda locked your door.
Give me that lock.
Peace.
I need a gas can, stat.
I'm gonna rob that house
Look how quick I was with that all that for a thousand dollars by the way, that is ridiculous
Haha! See ya, goobers!
Bro, it's straight evil. Look here, man. I'm just doing what I gotta do.
Took the PC and air, bang!
It's a tough war. Ooh, I bet that oops has some stuff in it.
Ooh, this warhouse gotta have something in it.
Mine, mine. Oh, story night!
You have good taste, sir. Excuse me.
That's how you hit a lit chat!
Hold that for me, big dog. Boom. When I get this, where have I procured these curiosities?
You don't want to know right?
What game's that from, Jack?
Jack, what game's that from?
Yep, what is it before that's what the merchant says?
How have we procured these curiosities?
You don't want to know, buddy.
I just stole some-
Sorry, Jack, I stole some out here.
They come to cop.
I need you to buy this quick
No. Straight up, y'all.
Chat, we hit some extra money out of that thing too, bro.
No joke we did.
We hit some extra money out of that, like, actually.
I'm lost.
Robbing this house too, you got me messed up.
How y'all doing?
excuse me that's not a gas can you hate to see it
that there's gonna lose some value but it is what it is
Oh, I see a PS5!
Y'all got wallets.
Oh, they got money up in the out.
Have to get my lid back.
That's a salt, by the way.
That's a salt!
Go!
Beautiful.
That's a lick right there, that's a lick!
That's a lick!
What?
What?
Why are they snitching?
Shit, why are they snitching on me, man?
I'll beat this game, I swear.
Shaq, the next time we hit the pawn shop, we're actually gonna have an insane amount of money. No joke.
There's another PS5 in here too!
Might!
Shadow wants a PS5 for free, I got you!
I got two of them things!
Oh, that's an iPad, I know it ain't bad.
Go!
Worth ten dollars worth.
It's worth ten dollars, worth.
There's not a gas can, look, that's one of them things, it's not an actual gas can.
Trust me, we're gonna find a gas can by the time that we get to the end.
Oh, they got hit with that!
It's all...
Chat.
Chat, that's where those giant fancy houses, dude.
Chat.
I'm serious.
Chat, that's a giant fancy house.
I-
I don't have the money to buy anything good right now.
So I bought a Mac?
Or should I save?
We have so much stuff to sell.
Wait, I still have stuff to sell here.
I don't know whether to buy the Mac
or buy something else.
She just called the cop for me.
I didn't do nothing to get gased.
I might save.
I'm not saying the Mac ain't good,
but there's gotta be better options.
beautiful oh there's some money right here check this is straight money get
money
I'm robbing this big house I'm doing it
get money
Oh, that's not a house.
You're gonna gas can over here?
I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone. Let's just go. Let's just go. The cops are going to be here soon.
Chad, we're almost at Kansas!
Bro, try to rob the FBI. Dude, I ain't got no gun, no nut!
I just move.
Not ready for this.
I'm tough.
I'm tough. I'm tough. I'm tough.
I
That was still so worth that was so worth
I'm gonna kill him!
That's a soul! That's a soul! That's a soul! You can't hit me! That's a soul! Stop!
said they're not allowed to hit me like that man somebody cock hot
yes but PSOP more trouble than to work I'm not gonna lie
I need a gas can before the end of the game I know that much
That's not a gas pan.
He got it!
Ooh, that thing is worth so much.
Check, check, the penguin plushies are worth so much.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I got a penguin plushie!
What is that building?
Of course you're called to Polly. Stop calling to Polly!
I gotta repair the car, but I don't have anything to repair with right now.
Hold up. Where's the shot? I'm doing it okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
No!
I got some stuff from here too.
Wait, that didn't give me that much money.
Plus, you didn't even give me that much this time.
So I got 5K. Do I get the M4?
Do I get the M4? Do I get the AK?
I got the M4. I'm sorry, I did it.
I did it. I did it. I'm going to rob that building over there too.
I just saw your card decline!
Very funny buddy.
Excuse me, hope you're having a good night.
Thank y'all for this, by the way, really hell.
Ow, ow.
I did not mean to put that on you. My fault. Okay. My bad, bruh.
Light ammo? Shotgun ammo? Yes. I need a backpack, too.
Backsack!
Armor, I'm saving for that. Let me open up the backpack real quick.
that in there, put that in there, put that in there, boom, chat, should I rob that brick
building?
We're running out of time though to polly by the way here, I don't know if we think
good in here, yes there is.
Oh my goodness, infinite money glitch.
Oh my goodness, Infinite Money Glitch!
Uncomprehensible lick.
Chat, uncomprehensible lick.
Unfathomable lick.
Incomprehensible!
Jump out of your armor? I get it.
Let's get out of here. I actually need to heal myself.
There we go.
I'm beating this game this time. Do you believe?
I got greedy.
I got greedy.
I got greedy. The cops are gonna be in a minute. I got greedy.
I got greedy for real that was so unbelievably worth it though Chad is not even funny we're
out of here we are gone remember we still gotta find a gas can before the last checkpoint
What are you doing?
AAAAHHHHH
We'll beat this game! Time for what you believe.
You got to fix the car, yeah.
On the road again.
Okay, wait, get on that road again.
Why is this field construction?
I'm robbing this house.
I'm sorry, but it's got to be done, give me a bunch like that man, that was disrespectful
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to punch you like that, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I still no gas can.
I'm out of here. That was clean. There's a lot of stuff in the toolbox site. Is there
really? Yes, I think we're grabbing.
We don't find the gas can, we are cooked, Buster.
Okay, cooked.
We don't need it right now.
Jack, that's a fancy house for real this time.
Jack, that's a fancy house for real this time.
I have to go rob it, right?
I have to.
I actually have to.
Somebody call- somebody already called the po-ly.
dude, the backpack situation is unbelievable, man, I can't...
that was only $960, I just got scammed, by the way
chat, I'm going to the mansion
this car's gas mileage is .2 miles per gallon, yeah, it's bad, it's really bad
Oh
Big giant house for what?
Y'all ain't even got nothing in here. This is a scam and y'all ought to be ashamed of yourself for even wasting my time. They're mine.
Wait, where's the-
Shack the pawn shop, these- there it is.
Now we got time for the safe, we gotta bounce!
Police on the way!
Is there anything else I should get before I go?
Let's just get out of here, let me get more ammo, ammo for that, ammo for that.
Let's move.
I think all I need for the rest of the game now, Chad, is literally just a gas can.
I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going the wrong way.
I'm gonna get more gas, man, hold up.
Let's go.
I literally think, I know Joe think we can straight shot all the way to the end of the
game and just stop for gas every now and then.
As long as I can repair the car and get a gas can, we should be home free.
I need to repair the car though, dad.
C9, C9, C9, C9, C9.
C9!
What is this?
There's got to be a gas can.
Check the cars repaired.
Check the cars repaired.
Gas can!
That's not just a gas can, that is a gas barrel.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, we're good put this on top of the car and we are good
There was probably more stuff in there, but I had to get out of there.
We're going to keep on driving right here.
If you buy the crowbar, you can break the safe fast, all right, Pat.
Do you believe?
Can you feel the jug up?
Oh, man.
It's beautiful.
All right, how much did gas cost us?
If they wonder why I'm running from the police, look how much gas cost!
They do not know here!
So somebody said there's good stuff in these sites, is that true?
Oh my goodness, Bannum. There is a car repair, though.
I've seen locations I've never seen.
oh my goodness work oh my goodness work oh my goodness work only you would
It was worth though.
Tell me what.
that we're actually gonna be able to be in here. Just trust and believe. Trust and believe.
There's green lanes in a checkpoint where you can stop and pay. Wait, what really?
We're really gonna be at the end in less than 10 minutes.
Am I gonna have to rob one more place?
I think I am, huh?
Oh my goodness, that answer is yes. Wow.
I gotta leave for now though.
Bro.
Bro.
Should I pay? I can't pay!
How much it cost?
Oh, they're shooting before I even get there!
There's no way you can pay!
I gotta run this house. I gotta have gas money. I'm sorry.
I need that. I need that bag or whatever. I'm gone.
The fact that that plushie was in there was so clutched.
That plushie just saved me.
I should have used the paint can.
Oh my goodness, I should have used the paint there, Chad.
Chad, you're not paying it, we're gonna make it this time. It's different this time.
Car's repaired.
Need to grab one thing out of here.
Thank you!
Perfect!
This car's a wreck.
It is, but it's gonna get us there.
It may not be pretty to look at, but it's gonna get us there.
We're literally just going to barely roll in.
I gotta steal this stuff and get gas.
Go and watch.
Was she?
Saffir.
$1000.
That'll work.
That'll work.
Just gas the car up and we keep moving.
$500 on no.
Sorry.
You're going to be sorry, buddy, because we're being hit.
Why is that just laying here?
I had to have it, I had to have it, I had to have it, there's another gas can but whatever.
I'm selling this too, I can't get it.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
I don't need the gas can I have 16 liter gas can on top of the collar
please be a lot that's enough to fill up
we don't need to make any more risk the counter to be here two minutes
Never mind. We're stealing something else.
No, I gotta have that. I gotta have that. I gotta have that.
I got to have that that just saved the game that just saved the game the penguin plus you just saved the game that just saved us
Look this thing alone is worth they nerfed it
they nerfed it but it's whatever that's fine let's gas up and go the cops are
gonna be here in less than a minute
go we're about the emerald either
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I ain't gonna make it, I don't have any band-aids.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
What's that? Am I going to make it?
Oh, I haven't met you, Army. I do, actually.
Wait, we're good.
There's one more gas station, right?
We still have that whole thing of gas on top.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Get over the hill
Get over the hill
Let's just use some of it
Just a little bit, just enough to get there.
Does the gas get more expensive as the game goes on?
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, do you have a gas in this?
Hold on.
Chair.
That saved us.
I don't have a med kit.
That should be enough to fill up the car and put some more in the tank and we're good.
We're in the clear.
Please, please, please, please.
Be enough, be enough, be enough, be enough.
It's enough.
Shaq, I was here.
I was here.
The last hall!
You see it?
We have a full thing of gas on top.
We should be perfect.
Perfect.
We should be perfect. Perfect.
We're making it. We are making it. We made it last time, but we died at the very end.
We found a needle and a haystack, and we're going to beat this.
the gas situation is a non-issue because we have a whole tank up top.
I think we have to hold at the door for like two minutes or something, like dead rails.
I'm going to refill before the cops show up too, I'm going to refill it right here.
That's all we needed for him.
Two of you with the five.
I see the button.
There is only one way to get out of here.
There is only one way to get out.
There is only one way to get out.
The
1593, Roger.
Three seconds.
That's what I'm talking about!
Perfect, baby!
Perfect, baby!
me. Perfect. I told y'all I was beating it. I told you. What I tell you, champ? Game of
year. I told y'all I had a redemption for that game. I told y'all chat I had to get
my redemption on that game right there. I told ya.
I tell ya chat. Ah, getting I tell y'all chat, getting I tell y'all I had to get redemption.
I'd want if you believed the whole time.
No.
Yes, you believed.
You believed.
And now you know what I believe?
I believe that it's spooky time, ladies and gentlemen.
That's what I believe.
I believe you best get you a dypey on Buster.
This game has good reviews, it looks good.
It reminds me of, no, that's not my neighbor.
You better lock in.
You better get you a dypey on Buster.
You wanna know why you need to get you a dypey on?
I'll tell you why you need to get you a dypey on.
Because it's spooky time, ladies and gentlemen.
Locked in!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
So you already know I had to try name it. This game is
Animal e-bar
Not anomaly bar. Animal e-bar. Yeah
That's the name
Yep, sure is Buster
Animal e-bar
Lock-in
High quality StarFordSystems.com sensitivity pre-fired ad cap, camera shake off, lock-in, Pinky with the five, thank you!
Let's go, Animalibar, no humanity.
Gigi, what was that?
Hello? What?
humans ruled the world for years they destroyed nature cut down forests and
slaughtered animals but the animals could no longer endure they united and
started a war against humanity the world turned into a battlefield and in the
the end the animals won humanity lost its power the hunted became the hunters the
slogan of the new order was clear no humanity no mercy for humans the world
no longer belonged to humans and in this new order there was only one way to
survive. Humans began wearing animal costumes to hide.
So animals took over the world. So now to blend in humans became
furry.
What?
What is that? Oh, that's a go really. I was about to say what?
Yeah, let me quickly clean up and open the bar.
All right.
That's a go, Rilla.
Sensitiveity wasn't pre-fired enough.
It is what it is.
Well, I was a brightness all the way down.
Am I a gorilla?
So we're one of the animals that's taken over.
Don't forget to check the board for your tasks.
to on your keyboard to equip or put away your mop. You can order products through Animazon.
I will see you in court.
Oh, buddy, we will see you in court.
I never got used to this train.
Clean up real quick and open the bar. Yep. Two dollars. Why does it look like there's like bars on the side of the screen?
My bad.
Oh, it gets exposed to me like that. Alright, we're cleaning up the bar. No humans allowed. We are an animal right now, by the way.
Put those down. Oh, yeah, look at this place.
do I open up? Oh, there's another spot right here. There we go. Any spots back here? Got
some trash, but I guess I can't do nothing about that. Okay, what's back here? Ood up.
Okay, is anything to be cleaned up back here? It doesn't look like it does. All right. Um,
Oh, do I go on the PC? I'm going to PC.
Gorilla. I should only buy one orange juice, banana juice, and plastic cup set.
Okay, so... where the store at?
Animazon. Whiskey and vodka, tequila.
Whoa, what we selling? Human urine!
Orange juice, plastic cup set, banana juice.
got it the orders have arrived it's giving the hot dog simulator gang vibes too
this could potentially be a multiple part or two I'm always down for that
where my order at there it goes you can pick up product boxes and restocked by
I'm bringing them to the jar for the matching product.
Press space to throw a box.
Okay, got it.
So this is a banana.
Banana.
Look at all these juice we selling.
Banana juice, refill that, easy.
All right, let me put this in stock somewhere.
Boom, put it right there, there we go.
I'm a go-wheeler running a bar plastic cups put those right there. Yep
earth eggs
W W worker
I'm a plushie and
Then we got orange juice put that in there beautiful. You love to see it
Okay, this this situation is
There we go got it
All right, now what recipes? Oh, this is what we charge
Okay, do I open up shop now?
Chad did I tell me to do something else I
Don't know if it's only to do something else
Do do footsteps are heavy wait, I'm a plushie on the ship
Oh, I thought you meant I was playing as a plushie and right there I
Just heard something else
Yo, that is tough
W devs man, I guess I'm the only human that's accepted in this world in this game
Okay, the question I have right now is what am I what am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to open up Jack with the five?
Jack, did you say I was supposed to do something?
Hello?
I didn't say nothing.
I didn't say none.
Take out the trash.
No, I tried that.
Look, I can grab it.
I can grab it now.
I swear I wasn't able to do that before.
I swear I wasn't.
There we go.
Got that done.
And the other trash I need to get in here, let me go take the bathroom real quick.
any trash in the bathroom nope if they look good in here there's a board you
can look at oh you're modded by the way wow you're modded okay now I can open
there we go lock in so if a human comes in here dressed as an animal I got a
kill them or something how you doing Lord have mercy how are you welcome
buddy thanks how are you I'm good how are you I'm not doing so well I got some
bad news what's wrong buddy get something
happened? You remember our donkey, the one we used to call big head? Yeah, he was found dead at his house
yesterday. Oh, man, I hate to hear that. All right, big head. How did that happen? Honestly, I don't
know the police dogs are investigating the case. Get it? Because everything's right. The animal to
actual police officer that's a dog because everybody's all I know is there
were holes in the metal barrels at his house bullet holes no not bullet holes
bigger holes the police are investigating we'll see what comes out of it
that's sad I hope he goes to animal heaven I hope so and so what about you
did you manage to get the caravan money no I couldn't manage it look even the
drink jars are completely empty. Business has been bad lately. I see. I hope you manage
it. Don't forget your promise to me. I'll be with you on the journey. Promise is a promise.
Once I get the money, we're getting out of here. By the way, I forgot to ask, what would
you like to drink? Give me a dance of fruits with honey sauce. A dance of fruit. Recipe
book, view the orders on the board, take the cup, prepare to drink once the cup's completely full,
add sauce, you can add ice if you'd like, make the wrong order, you'll need to prepare it again.
Okay, got it. Dance of fruits. Would you try to dance the fruits? The dance of fruits requires
two orange juice, one banana juice, and one blueberry juice. Okay. Okay, what did I say again?
two orange juice one banana juice so we go orange orange juice one two shots of that i hope i'm doing
this right one shot of the banana juice what else and one blueberry juice there we go that little
Key sounds kind of good though, don't you want some honey sauce on there? I got you
Honey sauce
I'm kind of messed up on some ice cubes in there for you too because I'm a good guy put a lid on and put a straw in it
There you go
W customer service that's beautiful customer service you have a good night big dog pre-saint you throw this cup away
There we go
Oh, yeah, I really need to go pee-pee, all right, the plan is to go really far away.
I turned the breaker on. I'm a gorilla with a flashlight. Who was this? Hello? I'm just
You're trying to run a, a-a, a wholesome b-
ANGAR SCREAMING
What are you doing here?
I was looking for ya.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Give me one poor beer.
Alright, take a seat, I'll bring it right away.
Hurry up!
I'm not gonna have you talk to me like that.
You hear me?
You ain't go sit there and talk to me.
Okay, he tough.
Never mind. Yeah, he tough.
Okay, fine.
I guess he, okay.
Poor beer, two beer, two blueberry juice.
Got it, do we have beer and stock?
We do, two shots of beer.
Two shots of blueberry juice.
There we go.
Gotcha, I put no ice in there for you, you was rude to me.
Here's your scroll.
It was worth the wait.
Have a good one sir.
Okay he has a little bit of horror I'm not going to lie.
W supervisor.
Lucas with the tin.
Oh we got another customer lock in.
Oh, we got another customer knocking that's definitely a human in a costume. That is a human in a costume a hundred percent
Welcome
Say the slogan
What do you mean? Why are you asking me? I said say the slogan
No humanity mercy for humans or no mercy for humans
That was well said gorilla by the way, let me introduce myself. I'm Agent Pingu
You're the agency that hunts humans nice to meet you mr. Pingu. I'm the bartender gorilla
Nice to meet you too bartender gorilla. What would you like to drink mr. Pingu? What can I get you? I?
Won't have anything gorilla just came to talk to you. I have an offer
It offered what kind of offer
As you know, in two days, it will be the 12th anniversary of the Great War we won against
humans.
We will celebrate this day with great pride, and President Lyon will also attend the celebration.
President Lyon!
Therefore we need to ensure the security of the area.
People wearing animal costumes are roaming around according to the intelligence I received.
They're planning an assassination on President Lyon.
Oh my goodness.
We can't allow this.
to capture these people and neutralize them.
So what can I do Mr. Pingu?
Your bar is very popular around here.
What I want from you is this.
Pay attention to the customers who come here.
If you see people wearing an animal costume, kill them.
God, it's like shift at midnight.
We got another shift at midnight situation on our hands.
I'll give you a hundred dollars for each human you kill.
Hundred dollars.
All right, let's say I accept.
How am I gonna kill these people?
It's easy, take this gun.
So how will I understand that the customers
are humans wearing animal costumes?
I'll give you four important suspicion criteria to determine whether your customers are human or not take note of what I'm about to say
All right, I'm listening
Criteria one
Ask them our slogan if they say it wrong you can be suspicious, but of course you can't rely on this criteria alone
Criteria to check whether their fur skin is a constant. We've caught many humans before from details like price tag price tag
Okay, cotton coming out of torn costumes and patches.
Criteria three, look at the drinks they consume.
You put human milk, human tears,
and human urine into some of the recipes.
Humans won't drink recipes that contain these ingredients,
but don't kill everyone who doesn't drink them.
They're not in a video game.
You can only be suspicious.
Okay, I won't do that.
Criteria four, as you know,
animals were branded after the war.
Look at them carefully. If you don't see a mark on their body, you can be suspicious.
So if there's no mark, I can kill them right away, right?
No, some animals don't have their marks in physical areas. You can't trust everyone with a mark either.
But it is a video game. No, it's not. This is real.
Never act with prejudice against anyone. Make sure you talk to them before you shoot them in the head.
I'll try to talk before I shoot, but you know me.
So what happens if I accidentally kill an animal or let humans escape?
If you let humans escape, you increase the risk of the assassination.
If anything happens to the president, I'll come blow your head off.
Oh, okay.
That's for accidentally killing animals. I know it's hard to catch humans.
That's why I'm giving you five mistakes.
If you kill five animals, I'll come and shoot you in the head again.
Okay, this is kind of crazy for a hundred dollars a pop by the way get the with the risk ain't worth the reward right now
I'll think
Don't worry if you kill an animal. I'll know and call you deal. I
Don't know. I'll eat some time to think
You have no other choice gorilla
I'm also leaving you a hundred dollars in advance
deal
Alright, I'm leaving. Don't forget what I said
The Squidward sound effects?
Press one on the keyboard to equip or put away your gun.
Inspect customers based on the criteria to smite on the screen while holding the tab.
If you decide they're human, shoot them.
If they're an animal, serve the order.
However, you must speak to the customer before you can shoot them.
Okay, got it.
Hey!
That's a human in a costume a hundred percent. How are you doing? Welcome miss Fox. Can you say the slogan?
Hello, why are you asking for the slogan?
Due to some security measures, you need to say it.
No humanity, no mercy for humans. Is that the right slogan, Chad? That's the right slogan, right?
Thank you. What would you like to drink? Can I have milk? I'm not saying that. I can give
you that milk. Yeah, I got you. Oh, okay, I see what it means. Okay, I see what it means.
Okay, I understand. I need some clarification on that. Thank you. Come on. Somebody's messing
What it's going on back here is the place haunted
all right I got your drink coming right up human milk and beer or juice and
banana juice so whoa I don't have that wait a minute oh no human milk I don't
have human milk I gotta order some human milk chat I have to
okay we got the order coming in hold up I'm stressed already Lord I can't
grab oh my goodness how do I drop them I just had to waste the product you hate
to see it. Okay, there we go. Fill this up right here. Human milk. There we go. That's
done. We've got us in the trash. All right, chat lock in. Let me start this order right
here.
Human milk, beer, orange juice and banana juice. Human milk, beer, orange juice and banana
banana juice. Yeah, y'all got
that beer? Yeah. Orange juice.
Banana juice. I don't think this
is a human in disguise chat
because they said the humans
won't drink like the human stuff.
Knows the slogan. Yes, they
ordered human product. Are there
So, that's that. You're good to go. Here's your order. You are good to go. Thank you so much.
No, I'm playing. No, I'm playing. No, I'm playing. No, I'm playing.
You have a great night. Thank you for stopping with us today.
to order some more stuff Loki. I need some more beer and some more blueberry.
Let's get some more beer and let's get some more. We're blueberry juice right there.
Got that coming in. How are you doing today?
I'll be right with you.
They didn't even try with this costume.
Rance moved over with the thought, hey, how are you doing today?
There's a tag on the costume, too.
How are you doing?
Did you say the slogan for me?
Dude, what slogan?
Give me a poor beer.
Unfortunately, you need to say the slogan.
A wolf endures the cold, but never
forgets the winter it has lived through.
OK.
So you said you wanted a beer, sir?
Right.
OK.
What you want, a double shot or you want a single shot?
A single shot?
I got you.
Yeah, somebody's got some ketchup up in this thing, how you doing, sir?
How you doing?
That's an animal mark.
What can I get you?
Can you say the slogan, Mr. Pig?
No humanity, no mercy for humans.
Why are you asking for the slogan?
There's people wearing animal costumes roaming around here and asking as a precaution.
I'm not surprised at all.
What do you mean?
Do you know that the former owner of this bar was a human?
No, I didn't know that.
He was a very strong big man.
I was the elder of the bar.
He took down 10 elephants by himself in the war.
I was the elder of the bar.
But of course, he died too.
They say his spirit roams around here.
In fact, a few animals have seen him.
My friend, only humans, believed in such nonsense.
you should still be careful if this spirit really roams around here it will stop by his own bar
did something happen you look like you do keep yourself i thought gorillas were brave i am brave
What you want to drink man? A pour beer with hot sauce on top?
What?
Okay, he knows the slogan.
He has a animal mark. I don't see any tags on his clothes that would resemble the costume.
He didn't get the pour beer, but that doesn't matter and there's no sign. So he's pretty much animal chat.
Okay, poor beer. That's two beer and two blueberry juice with hot sauce on top. By the way, you have hot sauce.
What about his hands? I think that's just normal.
Blueberry coming right up, sir. Thank you for your patience.
There we go. Get you some hot sauce. That is nasty. Put some ice cubes in there, too.
There you go, sir. Hope you enjoy.
No, I'm playing. No, I'm playing. No. You have a beautiful day, sir. Thank you so much for shopping with us. Thank you.
Should I stock everything, chat lowkey? I'm stocking everything, actually. I feel like I should be.
How are you doing ma'am?
How are you?
Wait, did my word not come in? Did I not order it?
I guess I didn't order it.
Lamborghini Conantzic with the five gifted.
How are you doing ma'am?
Hello, welcome. You remember our slogan?
Hello, of course I remember.
Did you say it?
No humanity, no mercy for humans.
Thank you. There's some security measures. I'm asking for the slogan. It's no problem. I'm always happy to say our slogan.
Thank you. What would you like to drink? Which drinks do you have that don't contain human products? Wait, what?
Which won't, we have dance of fruits in poor bears. Which one would you like?
Wait, why doesn't she want human products?
Do you have a tag on your clothes, ma'am?
It's 50 50
It's 50 50 I don't know I
I don't know. She specifically asked for not an animal product.
Dance of fruits, two orange juice, banana and blueberry. Two orange, banana and blueberry.
Chat, I don't know.
I don't know if she's a human or not I can't tell brah it's 50 50 man that's a
costume bro that is a costume
I hope you enjoy your drink, ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you for
shopping with us.
I didn't know I couldn't shoot after I served or I wouldn't at least make my-
That's a real animal right there bro as slow as Christmas welcome could you please say our
slogan slogan was slow uncle you don't know our slogan son I'm very old how can
I remember the slow all right uncle no problem what would you like to drink
I'd like to okay yeah we don't have that here Lucas with the five thank you
All right, so that's what I meant.
Okay, I'm preparing it.
Okay.
Oh, that's the train.
We didn't know the slogan, but without a slide, this one does have animal products, human milk and beer.
Human milk, beer, orange juice, banana juice.
Beer.
orange juice and banana juice. Yeah.
There we go. Banana juice. You want some ice in it up?
You want some cream on it too? I got you right here.
Yeah, put some ice in there.
Lid, scroll. There you go.
There ain't no way that's a human cost or that's a costume.
There's no way.
What?
You don't have an animal more invisible, but they said it's not always usable.
How are you?
Hello. Hello, buddy. Are you a war veteran? No, I'm a laboratory hamster. Humans used us
in experiments for years. What kind of experiments? Diseases, drugs, vaccines, sometimes they tested
various substances on us. Since we're small and reproduced quickly, they saw it as convenient
research subjects that evolved. So they didn't see you as a living being, just as experimental
material yeah they don't really care if we're afraid or in pain that's crazy
thankfully the world is in our hands now innocent hamsters won't die in
experiments anymore I lost my left arm and my eye because of the drugs now I'm
lucky enough witness the downfall of humanity right what you can you say the
slogan real quick no humanity no mercy for humans a it checks out Chad what can
I'm gonna get you a like a dance of rules. You got it. I don't think this is a costume. Do you?
You know the slogan. No animal products. I don't see a sign of that. And I don't see an animal mark.
It's 50-50, but I actually think this is real. Two orange juice and banana and blueberry.
Blast them what you mean?
Check that's the animal 100% right.
Throw some ice in there. There you go.
Thank you so much.
Nah, I ain't gonna do it.
Nah, I ain't gonna do it.
Nah, I ain't gonna do it.
You have yourself a good one. Thank you.
Locked in.
I would not. You'd miss anyway. I would not. I need to work on it, by the way.
Milk, orange juice, apple, banana. Is hot water coming in? There it is. I hear it pulling up.
I'm dead. GG. He's gonna kill me. GG ski. Okay, we got banana. Got some banana juice
right here. Banana. Put that in there. We're gonna store the rest of it. We got
some apple juice right here too. Where the apple juice go? Even though we don't
need apple juice yet, let's do it. We could throw this box away.
We got orange juice.
Che, I miss orange juice or juice.
Good.
I'll be right with you, sir.
I'm so sorry for the delay.
I will be right with you.
I am sorry for any delay that you are experiencing right now.
Human milk.
We already have some of that in stock.
There we go.
How are you doing?
Let me inspect this guy real quick.
That tail looks fake.
That tail looks fake. I'm not gonna lie. That tail low-key looks fake. I don't know though.
How are you doing?
Welcome. Say the slogan, please.
What slogan?
You don't know our slogan?
I do or I don't. None of your business.
This is my bar and everything here concerns me.
Maybe, but I don't have to tell you the slogan.
Why aren't you saying it? Are you a human?
I am or I'm not. None of your business.
You'll see how much it concerns me soon. Now tell me, what would you like to drink?
Good. Ask questions that concern you like that. Give me one dance of fruits. Be quick.
You ain't about to walk in my bar and disrespect me like that! You done lost your mind!
We're thawing in.
Check this noose, don't walk up in my barn.
Disrespect me, you will have lost your mind.
Check this noose! Don't walk up in my bar and disrespect me!
You're gonna lose your mind, hello!
According to the intel I received, looters have been spotted around your area.
They're coming to loot the bar. Can you protect your bar?
Can I?
No one can loot my bar. Let them come.
Be careful. Don't let the looters take your money.
Don't worry. I wish they would try.
15 came in five escaped I killed 10 out of 15 that's not too bad let me collect the
Stools and close the bar and go game in a gear channel. What's what this is actually good
Game would I hear and it's like a multi-parter like the hot dog game you love to see it
Do the simulator slash war games are always so good bro like actually they're always so good
This was all in defense by the way all in defense
All that blood, now the catch-up man can't come here if he tripped and fell.
He tripped and fell.
Collect the bar stools, there we go.
Boom.
Time to sleep.
We moved over there.
It's time to sleep.
W supervisor.
Click the plus, I have the balance.
Wait, who is this dev, hold up.
The whole vibe around this reminds me of a dev that we usually play, does it not?
I gotta see, I swear this is a dev that I know.
Hold on, I'm looking.
Fragments of Dread is the only other game I've played from and that was, I don't remember
playing Fragments of Dread.
I vaguely do.
Okay.
I made this while you were lying.
Good lie, Chad.
I love you.
Game of the year, though.
Actually game of the year.
Actually game of the year.
Yeah, another day.
Another day of running the animal bar.
Who calling?
So I said there was a note on this.
How did the bar get so dirty overnight?
yeah another day another day you're running the animal bar who call it so I
said there was a note I missed how did the bar get so dirty over nights
look in the corner of the bar
I
Want
Was that the note that y'all don't challenge I'll think that was a note yo, I'm about to start
It's gone now, okay, I didn't even see it
I left a gift for you at the back door what kind of gift a scanner if you detect dangerous
items like knives guns or bombs you can suspect that they might be human bombs got it it'll
Don't come in handy. Be careful.
Bombs?
How?
Bombs!
Press 3 on your keyboard to equip the scanner. It starts working as soon as you take it out.
Some cussers may have hidden objects on them. Scan their bodies carefully.
what a cinema game. I mean straight cinema. Okay, we clear to open. Let's restock the beard.
Do I have extra beer? Let me go check. What is this beer? Let me restock some of the beer.
That was barely any at all. Throw this away. Oh, there's still doodoo.
We need to play this again. Oh, yeah, there's gonna be part two tomorrow. 100%. What you talking about?
I'm done plastic helps to be restocked these for we open real quick don't want to get caught lacking
don't this away yep
restock the banana bananas restocked boom what is this more banana how much
banana did I order chat how much banana did y'all order cuz y'all ordered it
Y'all the ones handling the orders with that in there. What is this? Do I have the
orange re-stocked? Oranges re-stocked. Yes indeed it is. Let's open up. Stop!
Drop! Shut them down, open up shop!
Wait, what?
I'm gonna put the barstools down.
There we go.
Yep, open the bar.
Walkie and chat, let's have great customer service here today.
Great customer service!
Hi, YouTube!
Dude.
dude oh we added more gorilla poison I need to keep I need new ingredients I
need vodka tequila I need vodka tequila order hold on just one second man one
one second I gotta order vodka and saquilla
don't ask her on a straight saquilla
saquilla night
got that saquilla? one second ma'am I'll be right with you
there we go
get the other one
got some vodka
vodka okay let me inspect you real quick ma'am
got a scanner going okay you don't have any hidden objects on you I don't see
any tags and I also don't see an animal mark though
apple juice
we got apple juice how you doing welcome what an honor could you say our
What an honor. Who was she? No humanity, no mercy for humans. All right. Oh, it's so good we got rid of those humans. They used to feed my kind only dry food.
Throw dry food in front of a human. They wouldn't eat it. I mean, it depends if you talk about some chips or something. If you talk about some chips, I mean, look here.
It depends on what dry food we talk, if you throw back your chills in front of me, thank God.
So, anyway.
Yes, it's really good we got rid of humans.
They were only harming this world.
But I heard there's still some humans alive.
That's what they say.
I hope I don't run into them.
It won't be good for them.
By the way, what you want to drink?
I want humanity's tyrant with ice please.
Humanity? What was that?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get to the other side of the map.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get to the other side of the map.
Just one second, ma'am. I gotta handle something. I'll be right back.
What's in that barrel am I serving that to customers how you doing sorry about that it
was a squirrel. You want you said you wanted humanity's time like human milk, tequila vodka,
apple juice. She knows the slogan. She orders something with animal product, nothing there.
I don't see a mark and they don't have a dangerous item on. Okay, tequila vodka, apple juice.
I wish I, I, chat, I missed the person I was two minutes ago.
I missed the person I was two minutes ago.
Alright man, got you some ice in there, got you a lid in the straw. There you go.
Thank you so much ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful night. Okay, I see you. Have a good one.
That's a costume.
Bro looks tough though!
That's good. He looks like they do from Tekken. What's his name? King?
Oh, sir, do you have anything dangerous on you? There's no way you don't, right? He has the animal work.
Doesn't have anything dangerous on him.
How you doing? That looks like human arms. I'm not gonna lie. How are you?
Welcome. Did you say our slogan?
Why?
I'm asking due to some security measures
No humanity no mercy for humans. Thank you. What would you like to try? I want a gorilla poison with karma
I got you. He knows the slogan
Gorilla poison doesn't have any human products, I mean I
Don't see signs of a costume
Yes, they have an animal mark and they don't have 80% chance. It's an animal tequila beer apple juice
banana juice tequila beer apple juice banana juice the arms y'all understand that but yeah I don't know
He has a mark on his on the back of his head. Did y'all see it? You want caramel sauce on that?
There you go. Put some ice in there. Strong. Let me just double check. I'm not missing anything.
See, check. There's a mark right there. I think he's good. I know the arms look humanly,
but that's not enough for me to go on. It's really not.
I sold, G.J. I sold. You have a good night. You have a good night. Thank you.
Did I sell? I might have sold. I don't know though.
Now that is a ship! Well, maybe not. How are you doing? Welcome. Glad to be here, my love.
Could you say our slogan? Has anyone ever told you you're very handsome? Hey, relax. Relax, ma'am.
Did you please say our slogan?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm not saying a slogan, give me a, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
there was somebody in a window?
Where?
You missed it.
There was somebody in a window?
Yeah
Man in the ball window
How are you doing
I don't even know what to do.
There was.
Glad to be here, my love.
Did you say our slogan?
Has anyone ever told you you're very...
That is creepy.
That is... I didn't even peek that.
or not. I don't know. What did she order to drink? Forest vodka. She didn't. She refused
to say the slogan. No animal product. Let me go check if you have a costume on, by the
way. That looks like a fake mark. I'm not gonna lie. You got any dangerous items? You don't
I don't have any-
GRENADE!
You said you wanted forest vodka, ma'am.
Okay, what you want? You want some ice in that?
I got you right here. One second. Let me grab it.
How are you doing big dog?
Oh, he was in here yesterday.
How are you doing?
Welcome, buddy.
Glad to be here.
I have good news and bad news.
Which one do you want first?
Tell me the good news first.
I haven't heard any good news in a long time.
I got an extra job and thanks to it,
we'll be able to buy a camper
and get out of this place.
really I'm happy what kind of job did you get I can't tell you it's a secret
job as long as we get the camper and leave I don't care about anything else so
what's the bad news I found out how metal barrels get punctured humans do it
so the person that killed our big headed donkey were definitely human I
I hate these humans how do they puncture the barrels some questions are better
left unanswered bear okay okay
these humans are very dangerous be careful once we get the camera let's go
somewhere these humans don't exist we will very soon what do you have to drink
by the way the usual you got it so then there's no way this dude is a there's no
way this dude is a human by the way so this dude's like always a guarantee like
animal this is like our guy right dance of fruits with honey orange juice
banana juice, blueberry juice, two orange juice, and banana juice of blueberry juice with honey.
Banana game of the year, champ. For real. With some honey, put some ice in there. There you go.
Have yourself a good one, thank you!
Have I made any mistakes yet, you think?
I don't know.
The cat?
You think the cat was a mistake?
It could have been.
Lord have mercy!
Let me check and make sure you ain't got no tags on that dress.
See if you got any dangerous items.
No, I don't see no dangerous items.
how you doing welcome could you say the slogan no humanity no mercy for humans
thank you what can I get you I'm not getting anything I just have a favor to
ask I'm listening I know you kill humans you're mistaken I don't kill
anybody don't lie to me gorilla I know you kill humans
What do you want?
I want you to kill an animal for me.
Huh?
No, I can't do that.
I'll give you $500.
Now wait just a minute.
Now wait just a minute.
Which animal?
I want you to kill my husband.
to kill my husband. He's a hippopotamus. She's putting a hit out on her husband. Why do you
want your husband killed? He's constantly cheating on me. I wanted to force me refuses.
I need to get rid of them. Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, that's if you're telling the truth,
man. Don't be making don't don't tell me a story now to make me feel bad and then have
me kill him are you telling the truth man why do you want me to kill them why
don't you do it yourself because I'll be the first person they suspect if he
dies everyone close to me knows how much I hate him that's why I'm asking you
for help I do it I believe you will you help me you know what I do if I see a
hippo walk through here blowing his head smooth off thank you you're well can you
described your husband I don't want to kill the wrong person a fat hip of
modibus who always wears a white suit got it you'll definitely come here
tomorrow kill them and transfer the 500 to your account after
understood have a good night
Yeah, so does that work for the 500 W customer service?
That is good customer service.
Who is this?
That has to be a human.
That has to be a human, right?
Dude, are you okay?
me give me what do you say it give me a poor beer I think you shouldn't drink
anymore you're already wasted give me a poor beer all right say the slogan and
I'll give you a drink you need to say the slogan
What was that?
Whatever.
That was an animal.
No, it wasn't.
We got $100.
That was a human.
Had to be done.
I think if they don't say the slogan, they just get their hand blowed, smooth off.
I'll cool with that.
How you doing?
Hello, orangutan.
Hello, gorilla.
Hello, gorilla.
I haven't seen an orangutan in a long time.
Where are you from?
From the region where our old forests used to be.
We're trying to bring them back to life now.
I heard your forests were heavily damaged.
Yeah, humans destroyed our forests
to make room for farmland and harvest timber
and especially produce aluminum.
Most of the forests where we once lived are gone now.
Well, I hate to hear.
What are you doing now?
We're planting trees again, trying to restore our forests.
It's not easy to bring back what we lost,
but at least we can shape our own future now.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Maybe I won't live long enough
to see the forest fully green again,
but at least our children will be able to.
I hope so.
I really do.
By the way, can you say the slogan?
Of course, no humanity, no mercy for humans.
I think he's probably good.
Thank you, what can I get you?
I'd like a forest vodka with caramel sauce.
Coming right up!
Forest vodka with caramel sauce.
I can do that.
Let me double check you real quick, so I one second.
Make sure you ain't got no time.
He does have a mark.
He ain't got nothing dangerous.
He's got a desert eagle in his pocket!
He has a gun he knows the slogan no sign of a costume and he does he's still 60% animal chat
we can't just shoot him because he's got a gun okay everybody relax we can't just shoot
him because he got a gun chat. Okay. Because still at the end of the day, he still has
a cease and chance of being an animal and the conversation that I had with him. I think
he is vodka, orange juice. Okay, vodka, orange juice or two. Got it. Orange juice. You ever
I'm on a secret mission. Thank you very much.
You want caramel on that? I got you right here.
Throw some ice in there. There you go, sir.
I'm not shooting him.
Your name is Gingerbread Dan.
Don't tell me your name is Dan and you came on Twitch
came on Twitch and named yourself Gingerbread Dan.
And you in here telling me to shoot him?
Bro, you trying to get us fired or killed?
Chad, don't be any kind of suspicious
at all around Gingerbread Dan,
cause he'll blow your head smooth off.
Hmm...
Ora!
Ora!
Welcome!
Do you recognize me?
aren't you that pigeon from anagram who keeps getting edited he got motion he got
he got instagram edits no I'm not and who are you
I'm your
What's up, buddy? Welcome, could you say our slogan? Hello, we're loved, of course, but
why are you asking for the slogan? I'm asking for security reasons. Are there bad humans
around here? Could you just please say the slogan? No humanity, yeah? No mercy for humanity.
is that's not right is it is that right I think it's no humans no mercy for
humanity right that's not the slogan
what's humanity's tyrant what he got he got an option with a human product in
it though. Don't what? Oh, that's already been there. I don't know if this dude's good
enough. Odds are stacked against this dude right now. So he has a dangerous item. He
Doesn't know the slogan
He did have a drink that contained animal product. I don't see any sign of that
But I also don't see an animal mark. I think this might be a human
But he did get an animal product though, I mean a human product
I'm gonna
I don't know if he would get that if he was a...
Bro...
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
I don't know if he's a human.
I don't think he is, though.
No, I can't. I don't know if he's a human. I don't think he is, though.
Man, there was a mosquito flying around. I tried to shoot it. My bad. I almost got him.
Let me try again. Man, I almost got him again. He's still flying around. Let me see if I
can hit him this time. Okay, that was a human. Get going.
Hey ma'am, how are you? I just saw a tag on the back of your hat. Oh, they're mine,
my bad. No, it wasn't. Let me scan you real quick too, so you've got like a blink of your
How are you hello? Hello gorilla. Could you tell me our slogan? Of course, no humanity,
no mercy for humans. Got it. What can I get you? Forest vodka, coming right up. Forest
vodka vodka orange juice and two blueberry juice coming right up that's cotton is that cotton
that is cotton all right man you said you wanted uh you said you want a blueberry juice on that let
me grab that real quick
It's a Joe Ralph!
How you doing?
Welcome, you know our slogan?
Hello, I know the slogan, but do you know it?
I do, but I asked first.
No humanity, no mercy for humans. That's right.
Now that you got what you wanted, can you give me the milk?
Oh, okay, yeah, I can do that.
that yes I can all right let me get that going for you real quick human milk
beer or juice of banana juice human milk beer or juice of banana juice that's
wrong was that was that slogan wrong no
yeah y'all trying to get these innocent animals
That's not a patch, it's a bandage.
Cap, by the way!
Handcuffs!
That was a hammer.
Yeah, you should be more careful you have four lives left.
Well, there was a patch and a gun, I shouldn't jump into conclusions like that ever again.
Man, these people keep spilling this ketchup in here.
Oh hey, how you doing?
So let me take you see if you got anything dangerous on you ma'am no okay you do have an animal mark
You don't have anything dangerous, and you have an animal mark. Okay looking good
What can I get you
Hello, can I get a dance of fruits with strawberry juice?
She does know the slogan
no animal product or a human product in the dance of fruits two orange juice
banana juice apple juice or banana and blueberry
so I said two orange right I'm tweaking two orange yeah two orange excuse me I
already have a cup on there lower hand mercy
Two orange juice. Orange. Banana and blueberry. Banana and then blueberry.
And she wants straw- check this one actually sounds good, don't it?
This is the best order yet, low key. With strawberry sauce on it too? Oh man!
There you go
Thank you so much
You have yourself a great night. Thank you
Okay, I messed up on the giraffe that's my bad
But other than that that was our first mistake though
That's enough for today, I'll close the bar and go to bed
There we go
Time to sleep.
I didn't get the money.
No, I got the money.
Yo, W-Game, we're a hundred percent part two in this tomorrow, Chad. Actually, this is sick.
W-Game for real.
Oh yeah, it's gonna pop up.
that gorilla picture. I swear. What is up with that gorilla picture? W game. Actually, we are 100%
part two in that tomorrow. No joke. W game. Great strange. And I love y'all man. Hey,
appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Priest it all. They get this subs,
don't know those bits follows. And of course, I appreciate y'all for the second out. Hey,
you'll have a good rest. Y'all tonight. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow,
Ladies and gentlemen, am I right?
Peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ah!