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Yeah.
Yeah.
You already know what time it is up in this thing, buddy.
You already know what time it is.
It is time for a spin, Buster.
It is time for a spin.
Test?
I repeat, test.
That's a good test.
Send it!
Uh-oh!
Huh!
Clang.
Clang!
Clean, buddy.
Cheers, Junior.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about right there.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yo.
Was good, ladies and gentlemen.
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yet again once more again yet again once more yo venom Ashley to be men cast I
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Pre-sig, y'all. White hoodie! I repeat! White hoodie.
This is one of them ones you can't even argue with right here.
This one is not up for debate.
This one right here is not up for debate at all.
This is indeed a white hoodie, or not a hoodie, it's a robe.
Look at the shirt I'm wearing, yeah.
Shirt, clean, clean.
Shout outs to everybody's day going on a scale
of one to ten, let me hear it high.
How are we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing
today, right now, today, up in this thing,
right now, today, up in this thing?
Are we doing good?
are we doing good? I see quite a bit of tens. I'm not going to lie. I see a decent amount
of tens right there. Hey Kasey, Amanda, Shawnee's wife, I just followed up for the
key due to insinuation so I can get it to add it to my PC. I got you Shawnee W. Shawnee,
Yo, yo buried Osprey with a thousand bits fall out with the five case glad you're back
It's been a day the Dallas lost to the Ravens by three points. I just found out that a
AEW wrestler pop also known as
Navyville the WWE passed away at only 40. Oh, I hate to hear that a rest in peace
I hate to hear that W buried Osprey. I appreciate that buried Osprey. Thank you
Rest in peace I hate to hear that right there
hold up hold up what am I drawing again wait a minute
a kitty doodle with a with a signature for a tattoo I'm gonna do that real quick
Oh, I can do that real quick.
Why are you streaming in the kitchen?
Because I want to.
And technically I'm not in the kitchen.
Technically I'm not in the kitchen.
The kitchen right where I'm at, this is not the kitchen.
The kitchen doesn't start till right there.
See, look at this.
I don't know if you can see it.
see that right there? This is where the carpet is where I am. The kitchen technically doesn't
start till that threshold right there. And then the kitchen floor. So what I'm all right
now is the carpet. So technically, I'm not in the kitchen. Technically, I'm just
in the general seating area. Kitchen is, you know, we're that we're that threshold
right there is. See what I'm saying? Got some threshold action going. Anyway,
anyway, so to answer your question, I'm not into kitchen.
But, it's a safety, I was, I think it's just a vibe in here. Look, it's a vibe, bro.
straight up vibe. I like it in here, man. Man, I like it up in here. I'm not going to lie.
Hold on. That's a term of fan around. Oh, yeah, I got some fan going. Oh, I got to bust out a quick
with a signature. That should be easy.
Foot, leg, foot, leg, body, tail,
tail. I don't know if that's right, but that'll work. Paint bucket, boom. I don't
understand why they do not fix the paint bucket, man. Fix the paint bucket, dude.
fix the paint bucket man I don't understand why it still does that it's
ridiculous it's actually ridiculous how that's not been passed yet how have
y'all not passed that yet
and what am I
Hold on. Let me fix this. Chad, why does the paint bucket do that, bro? Does anybody
I don't know what a paint bucket does that.
That's the best you're getting, I'm afraid.
That's all I can do.
And then.
And then.
They sell with the fire.
Boom!
Boom!
Clean!
Whether you want to admit it or not.
Whether you want to admit it or not, clean, goof with the five.
Case of it also being asked with recent updates for the granny games that have been coming
out.
Does it give you hope that they're preparing us for a possible granny four?
One could only hope, but do I think that's going to happen?
I don't know.
That would be absolutely life changing if that did happen.
Not gonna lie.
That would be life changing.
You know what else could be life changing?
Get them out of my sight.
Get them out of my sight.
It's world time.
Get him out of my sight!
It's time for the wordle!
It's time!
That's my scenario.
Oh
Still got some free it's a oh man, that ain't much at all
Oh that is not a lot
Is that enough for two scoops
There's one scoop that's a good scoop too
Oh, yeah, that's enough for two scoops, two scoops of creatine, two scoops, and put the
lid back on, bruh.
Oh, yeah, that is good.
What?
Supreme with the fine.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect, I tell you.
Perfect.
Ah!
Santa Claus is snowing again where my breath holds.
Santa Claus!
It's not snowing.
And now it is time.
Now it is time
for
Doug Wordle, buddy.
You better believe it.
Go, world.
Lock in.
Tracy's been throwing some crazy stuff at us recently.
She needs to chill out.
Let's go.
Oh, that's big info.
Wow
Got it got it too
Got it too. Oh, man, I would have tweed
You're Jay Walsh with the five.
Hold her.
Hold her.
Hold up!
Hold up!
Hold up!
Yo, blow with the fire!
Slope?
Hey, bro, this is creepy, man.
Get in the sound of my ear.
God, Lee, what was up with that?
It can't be slump because there's no you in it
I'm doing slump as a throwaway word no joke
Just to see if there's an M right there. No, there's not. Wow. Okay
Huh?
Alex, sloop on stupid.
Get off me!
Get off me!
What is a sloop?
It is a ship.
That's what all them years of playing and seeing thieves does for you, bubba.
Hey, that's what all them years of playing and seeing thieves will do for you.
Kind of some people don't know what a sloop is.
Look, I'll show you.
How about to educate y'all?
Y'all about to get educated right here.
A sloop is a ship, a small ship.
Or no?
Yeah, a sloop is a smaller, I mean, it's still a ship.
Yeah.
Single mast and sailboat.
I mean, I'd say, yeah, overview,
but that is what it is.
I'm a pirate man. What else can I say, chat? I'm a pirate, dude. What else can I say? Cosmic
Earthshake with the five gift, the W Cosmic Earthshake with the five gift, thank you. Chad's
job to do weekend this weekend. Be honest. Did y'all have a good weekend? This weekend?
Chat the weather's finally starting to get right, bro. Oh my goodness. Chat the weather
starting to get right. I'm Cronk. Yo, Juniebug with the five.
case there's a new card game in Roblox, please play it today.
What new card game? Why you lie?
Your band raised, W raised, so thank you.
What is this in my ear?
What is this in my ear?
My mom done took over my Spotify again.
Hang on, Sloopy.
There really is a song for everything, let me tell you.
And everybody else, I'm gonna put my Sloopy down.
There really is a song.
There really is a song for everything, buddy.
Let me tell you.
Case why are you so large?
Muscle mass, genetics, and gym.
That's why, buddy.
That's why.
Creatine time, I already took my creatine.
Well, I ain't took it, but I got it right here.
Creatine!
Dead by day, like all the literally bad people in here.
I will, if you ever say that abomination in front of me again.
Please take that moldy hot dog steak, hope you're doing good.
Don't you ever say dead by daylight in front of me.
You done lost your mind up in here.
Dead by daylight.
Fallen Angel with the TNW, Fallen Angel with the TN.
Thank you.
Why is your fridge blinking?
I don't know. Let me find out.
Why is my fridge blanking?
It's blinking PO.
I'm assuming PO means power.
It was probably when the power went off yesterday because the power goes off here all the time.
I'll sit here eating a bowl of Cheerio's last night for my last meal today, my power went
off.
By the way, if you try to lose some weight, buy more with the fives, if you try to
lose some weight and you still like sweet stuff, look here.
Best combination ever!
I'm gonna put y'all over some info.
Matter of fact, I shouldn't be putting y'all over this, even though it's kind of self-explanatory.
Say you try to lose weight, but you still like some sweet stuff? Bro, look here.
You can do you a serving of Cheerios, right?
A serving of Cheerios is 140 calories for 37 grams and you get 3 grams of protein, obviously
the 3 grams of protein ain't nothing, but bro if you put this with a serving of Fairlife,
a serving of Fairlife is 240 milliliters, 120 calories but the craziest part about Fairlife
is it is 13 grams of protein 13 grams of protein and a serving of
fair it cannot be overstated how goaded fair life is this I swear on
everything I love this is not a plug on everything I love this is not a plug
This is not a plug. This is this is not a plug. But I swear for literally just 240
milliliters of milk, 120 calories at 13 grams of protein. So to put that in
perspective you could do one bowl of cereal. That would run you 260 calories
and 16 grams of protein for cereal.
And that's just using Cheerios.
I swear, if you're trying to get your protein in,
are you looking at your calories?
Come, right here.
I swear, on my life, on my life this is not a plug.
my life this is not a plug. Own my life. Own my, own my life. Fairlife is the best milk ever
seriously. Dude I swear this right here is worth its weight in gold. Chat type one if
you know about the Fairlife reduced fat. Blue model. Dog. I can't, I can't expri- you
you may be thinking, oh, if it's got that good a calorie
to protein ratio, it has to be nasty.
No, it just tastes good.
It literally, it just tastes good.
It's just good.
It's just good.
The chocolate milk, I mean, you can if you want to.
You can if you want to.
Regular's better.
Fairlife is trash. Organic Valley is where it's at.
How you gonna say this is true? Read it you dummy! How that does no universe trash!
There is no universe man! None!
That's borderline a protein shake literally.
My bad bra be my thought I've been cutting.
I'm trying to put y'all on some cutting hacks up in here.
My bad.
You talk crazy about you talk crazy about Fairlife.
You stupid.
You straight up stupid.
This like the best thing.
It's just like a miracle in a bottle right here.
Literally, this is like something that
would sell back in the Western days
and they'd have everybody in the whole Wild West
hunt down here, like a snake oil salesman.
Ooh, y'all know another recipe I got?
Should I even give y'all another diet and cut and recipe?
Chad, I don't think I should. Y'all don't deserve it.
I'm gonna start charging y'all for these.
I'm gonna start charging y'all for these.
You're dressed up as a glass of milk.
Yes, I need it. All right.
A lot of you may have the misconception, oh man I'm dieting, I can't have nothing that
tastes good.
It sucks.
Diet food's nasty.
It sucks.
And for the most part, it does suck.
But what if I told you you can make
you some literal shrimp alfredo?
Literally shrimp alfredo for not bad protein
to calorie ratio.
Pete this.
Pete this.
This whole meal, I'm about to run you through.
Run you 780 calories for one meal right here.
You may be thinking, oh, how can you
do that without a Frado sauce?
Shut up, loser.
about to tell you. Bag of great value cooked scrimp, right? A bag of great value
cooked scrimp right here. 70 calories per serving and there's four servings in
the entire bag. So Chad, what's 70 times four? Somebody plugged that in. 70 times
I'm dead serious if you try to lose some weight you want you a good food that you get your protein and I'm dead serious
You should write this down. I'm dead serious this whole bag of shrimp
whole bag of shrimp
280 calories
whole bag
And you know what's even crazier than that what's 12 times for
What's well times for
48. And you know what 48 is? 48 grams of protein. So in this whole bag of scrim, you get 280 calories
and 48 grams of protein. Now that's great, but don't nobody just want to eat regular
shrimp on their own. That's nasty. You're only sitting at 280 calories, Bubba. You can
make a whole meal out of this. That's when you grab. That's when you grab you a
box of that Barilla penny pasta right here. You go two servants, right? Two
servants is going to run you 400 calories and 14 grams of protein. So now
all of a sudden you're sitting at 680 calories and an astounding what's 48
plus 14. 48 plus 14 is what?
62 grams of protein.
They make protein pasta. Protein pasta is disgusting. You don't need protein
pasta. People that are afraid of carbs scare me. They're I'm afraid of them.
You have no reason to be afraid of carbs. Don't know by a lot of you.
You need no protein pasta air fall with the five.
So so far you're sitting at two servings of pasta right here. When you pour out
the two servings of pasta it's not gonna look like a lot but when it's done
cooking you're gonna be mixing it with this entire bag of shrimp right here so
it comes out with a lot. Now you may be thinking okay so we're at 680 calories
and 62 grams of protein where's all the flavoring at? Surely it's gonna be
a million calories for Alfredo sauce.
Rock!
You go to Walmart, get you great value Alfredo,
you are going to be absolutely astounded
at the calories on here.
It is 50 calories per serving,
and I do two servings of it,
which comes out to 124 grams of Alfredo sauce,
which is more than enough for this,
which brings the total to 100 calories
just from Alfredo sauce and two extra grams of protein.
So this entire meal with Alfredo sauce
brings you to 780 calories and 64 grams of protein
for literal shrimp Alfredo.
You're welcome.
So much sodium, bro. Just say you know nothing about nutrition without telling me.
Buddy, I drink a gallon and a half to two gallons of water a day. I ain't got to worry about sodium.
Once you get your water intake up, bud, you can have 200% of your daily intake of sodium
if you drink enough water, it don't matter. Simpleton.
Nobody care about no sodium.
remind messes with the five so I'm telling you right here I'm telling you
right here you you try to you trying to lose some weight you still want you
some good eat three ingredients with some salt some pepper and some garlic
powder in there beautiful matter of fact my next cookie with queso might be
this. This is gonna be my next cookie with queso right here. I love this. And if you
want even more, if you want more calories and more protein, you could use a
skinless chicken breast, butterfly that thing, put it in the oven. And that's
gonna give you over 100 something grams of protein in one meal. Otter nipples
with the fire with shrimp. No, no, no, not with the shrimp. Just
the chicken. I swear on everything I love, bro. But it
needs to be in this ain't a plug. It needs to be the great
value brand of Alfredo sauce because look here, I'm gonna
show you something.
Look here. Don't make no mistake. You've got to look at the back of the Alfredo sauce.
You've got to look at the back of the Alfredo sauce when you get it. Because you may be
thinking, oh, I'm going to get whatever Alfredo sauce I can. Again, you're using two servings
of this for a total of 100 calories. But if you mess around and get a different brand,
100 calories per serving. So instead of just 100 calories, you'd be getting 200
calories. That's why you got to make sure you go with the great value or a 50
calorie per serving one.
How do I cook in the air fryer? I up dude, this is the easiest thing in the
world to cook. All you do is boil your water for your pasta. Legitimately, how
do I do the shrimp? I just dump in the air fryer and just hit start and I
leave dinner for like eight minutes and the shrimp's done. It is legitimately the easiest
thing ever after that's done and your pasta's done you put it into a bowl, weigh out the
amount of Alfredo sauce you're using to season its own it stirring. I swear. I swear. Love
your advice but great value using lab grown meat I don't care James I'm not
gonna lie James I'm not gonna lie I don't care
do you think I care if that's a real shrimp buddy that shrimp could be 3d
printed and I'm still eating it you got me messed up lab grown matter of fact
You're just how they gonna lab grow a shrimp. How could you even do that?
Grow it in the lab well, I'm eating that
What in the world is lab grown meat, I actually have no idea I
I have no idea. It sounds like they're creating meat in the lab.
Hey, I'll eat that too. What you talking about?
What if I don't measure it? You're cooked.
That is another piece of advice I'll give to anybody trying to lose weight.
You legitimately have to measure everything you have on a food scale before you eat it. You have to.
There's no way around it. You can't trust the bag.
You got to I'm talking everything you got to measure it all
Cuz that bag will lie to you
You got to make sure you give me exact grams that you trying to get
Honey Bunch of Oats, dude, Honey Bunch of Oats are good, too.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Honey, you know what else is just good?
Brown sugar oatmeal, man.
Brown sugar oatmeal dog.
And you know what else I put in the brown sugar oatmeal,
too?
fair life. This is making me realize how many calories I probably eat in a day. Now,
if you don't care, you can eat whatever you want to eat, unless you're cut.
Do you mess with honeycomb cereal? I haven't had that in a real long time.
But yeah,
I eat 900 calories a day.
G.
G.
A.
Do you miss what live cereal? No. I've never had live cereal. You know what cereal is low-key good, though?
Special cane. Special cane ain't bad either.
How are you alive eating 900 calories?
You could live off 900 calories a day. Barely. But you'd be alive.
Now, would you better be alive?
Yeah.
But you'd be alive.
Oh, me personally?
No, I'd be dead.
I would die.
I would die.
If I was eating 900 calories a day, I'd be dead in two months.
Yeah, I'd literally be dead in two months.
I'll be dead and gone bro.
I keep hearing noises behind me dude.
I eat like 700 calories a day, but I drink sugar coffee and tons of soda, then you don't
eat 700 calories a day.
You're drinking sugar coffee and tons of soda, you say, then you're not getting 700 calories
a day.
Try 3700.
Big dog, them things you drank got calories in it, too.
Big dog, what you mean?
Read my messages with a five.
Give it.
Thank you.
What?
If I ate 3700 calories, I'm going on my 600 pound life.
Depends how tall you are. How to lose weight. Just eat less. You literally, it
doesn't matter what you eat. You put your height and you put your weight into a
you could go to Google and look up like maintenance calorie calculator. You could
put your height, your weight, and your age into a calculator,
it'll say your maintenance calories is like, say, 2700.
You simply just eat less than 2700 calories a day.
Now, you can eat that.
You can eat strict birthday cake all day,
as long as you have less than that.
literally 750 calories here I eat three eggs for breakfast three for lunch and
three for dinner and it has 61 grams of protein so all you eat in a day is nine
eggs. Lord have mercy. Lord. Hey, I'm good on that. I'm good on that case. How can I get
rid of cankles. I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that is, man.
Kankles?
Would you have like lymphedema or something?
Isn't kankles like lymphedema where like people got like fluid on their leg?
I ain't got cankles.
Fort in my room, please, case.
That is the one, that of all the requests I've ever had.
That is one of the most weird ones right there.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's kind of crazy.
Hey kids, my wife, Katie and I are in the labor and delivery awaiting our son's arrival
and future fan of your content.
Can you wish the best?
Yo, good luck, Katie.
Make sure you got that stream going out.
Tell the doctors to pull the stream up on the screen in a room.
Good luck, Katie and Finn Wicks.
Congratulations. Happy 23rd birthday. Who was that? Happy 23rd birthday, Lexi.
The first thing it hears is K. So screaming, reloading. That would be tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
That would be tough.
Tell me that would not be tough.
Baby's first word is tough.
Chad, what was your first word that you ever said?
Loading baked clams.
OK.
What was yours now?
Well, I have no idea, Bob.
I'm not going to lie.
I have no idea what mine was.
Mine was probably like doodoo or something.
Mine was mama at four months.
That's what mine was.
Four months?
I was talking quick.
That's why I'm a genius.
Jay, you better ready yourself.
It's time to enter the crucible again.
I'm beating this game.
I swear.
I'm beating this game.
It is time to enter the crucible.
It is time for suffering to begin.
Ram with the five.
Happy birthday, Leo.
What game?
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Straight up.
Crucible.
I don't know what crucible means but it sounded right.
Suffering, suffering, I've got to be getting close to the end of this game.
I have to.
I've got to be getting close.
Time to get these predictions rolling again.
I'm back, baby.
Disgusting pathetic goober with the five gifted.
you. I'm back. See, it's a good thing we beat that last level. Sunday. I mean,
uh, Friday, because look, we get to start with a pretty easy one. So that was good
that we suffered through that last level because that is first tried this one.
Never mind. You know what I'm saying, though? We got to start one. We got to
Wow we gotta start with a pretty easy one
Imagine wait hold up now. I gotta get warmed up
There it is
Okay, there it not is
Scooch with the tin. Thank you. Oh, I'm actually selling
Hey with the five
Got it. Oh wow this is bad
Are you kidding me?
Wow, the doubters about to get paid up, that's crazy.
This is more than meets the eye I swear it is.
Remind master for the five, thank you.
That's unfortunate, I got it, I like the 11th toss.
It's up, it's up, it's up, it's up,
while you tell me.
Well, okay, this don't look too bad here.
Ooh, close!
Theoretically, this one should be way more difficult
the eight ball one. I'm right on it though.
See way too much mustard on that one.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Oh, Lord have mercy. How was I on it before?
Wow, I fell off.
Oh wow, I fell off, Chad, it's over.
Why can't I not get the distance down?
Okay, that was pretty good distance right there.
Oh, I'm holding it now!
I have a bright idea.
Get it!
Oh my goodness, I can't get the pattern down.
That's it.
That was almost so tough!
This is way more difficult than it looks.
I swear toasted with the five. Thank you. Not enough mustard on it
That was almost so clean
Lord have mercy Lord have mercy
This is why I don't bet anymore, I don't blame you, honestly, I don't.
That was bad, that was just a bad toss, terrible toss, horrible even.
That was so unbelievably clean, it's not even funny.
That was actually so clean, it's not even funny.
Yeah!
Okay, this should not be too bad.
I'm not gonna lie.
First try, no matter of fact. Nope.
this should not be too bad wow I can't get the distance down today there it is
no way that was so clean oh my goodness I'm locked
Yeah. Okay, is this more than meets the eye right here? Because this looks kind of easy.
This might be a uh, sizzle flip method. Oh, so it is more than meets the eye. Okay,
I see.
No it's not, I'm in there.
I am rolling through these levels man!
Rolling!
Oh you're kidding.
You're kidding.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
I thought you could just dump it straight into the chimney.
I had absolutely no idea that we were going to be in for this.
I have an idea.
gonna work. That's gonna work. That's actually gonna work. That's actually gonna work. That
is gonna work. That is 100% the method. That has to be the method. It has to be close.
I got to do it legitimately very last second.
Yep, that was about right.
Close.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,
that's it, that's it.
We are on the cusp! We are on the cusp!
That was almost it. That was actually almost it.
That's it. Close.
It is legitimately on the cusp!
Oh my goodness, we're right there.
That had been so clean. That had been so clean.
There it is. Nope.
Chad, who was on the bad list, man?
Santa Claus dropping straight weenies down the chimney.
What did y'all do to deserve this, man?
There it is.
How was that not it?
How was that not it?
Oh my goodness, this is so tricky.
Whoever lives in this house is gonna have a rude awakening when they wake up tomorrow.
There's gonna be like 200 hot dogs in the fireplace.
Man.
That was so unbelievably clean I don't even know what to say.
That was so clean I don't even know what to say.
The hardest level of the day so far.
This looks relatively simple, unless they're tricking me.
This should be simple.
Okay, let me get the distance down.
Got it.
In three.
In three.
Three
I forgot to move my face cam this whole time
Or what
What's that prediction I wouldn't even have bad
First try get off me
You I get some distance on this
Okay
Not not clean not clean I
Gotta get my distance dude
How was I getting so much distance before?
This is like a cross the...
Dude, this is like...
This is like a cross the map.
Oh my goodness.
There it is. Unbelievable.
I am on a roll tonight, baby! Get it first try! Why not? Wait what? Wait what?
I like actually I think I have to watch it all the way across
I can't get my distance off there it is close
I thought this level was going to be easy.
I didn't realize it was that much of a slope.
There it is.
There it...
What more do you want from me right there?
That?
No!
There's no way!
There's no way.
There it is.
Nope.
Babe, that has to be it.
It's not.
This is unbelievable.
How was, because before I was able to throw it
almost all the way across the screen,
I had to do that here.
I legitimately had to make it like maximum power
to get it where it needs to go.
the tongue wait really that was actually close that was actually close wait a minute
No, the tongue doesn't make it stay.
Right there.
Close.
Okay.
I thought they were hitting us with another easy one.
but they're not there it is that way it did so clean that should have stayed
right there oh my goodness this is insane chat
It's getting so close to just staying.
It's getting so close.
There it is.
That has to be it.
I'm not going to be able to
chat. Come on about to ban
somebody. Who wants to get
voluntarily banned?
That was the closest I've gotten so far, I think.
You have to be kidding me.
I think it legitimately just has to land perfectly.
It just has to land perfectly.
That should have been it.
That should have been it.
that should have been it. Okay, so to five. Because I don't know if I can possibly get
enough power to throw it over the thing. You know what I mean? Have I ever thrown it
complete me full across the screen before I just did it oh my goodness I just did it oh my goodness I
just did it oh my goodness
This looks easy. Is it easy?
Something's telling me there's more to this than meets the eye here.
That was close.
That was also close.
That was also close.
That was unbelievably close.
Oh man, it's right there.
That was so clean, man!
What?
The arm is... wait, what?
You can't land it over the arm. No way.
No way.
You can't hit the arm.
It doesn't matter because I got it anyway.
You're joking with that.
There it is.
Chad, I'm actually- I am- this is crazy tonight.
I am actually crazy with it tonight.
Like it's insane what's going on here.
Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
Well, chat, you better go get a snack, buddy.
Well, y'all better go get a snack and whatever else you need because you better get ready
to buckle in, bud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, this might be the last level in the game right here check I think this might be the last level in the game right here
No, Joe
This this is
This is unbelievable this is actually unbelievable here
I'm not even getting close.
Okay that was close.
Ted, are you up channel points or down channel points right now?
A lot of people are up.
This is crazy.
I'm trying to get the, I'm trying to get the method home down here.
This is very tough, very tough.
This is going to wind up being the most difficult level yet.
It's going to be more difficult than the break level and the, what was the other
level that was absolutely terrible the spinning board level. I actually have an
idea. You see that? That could have worked.
That's the idea I'm going for right there hold up
See
Close
Close
There's almost 700 levels. I don't believe that for a Mississippi second, buddy.
That could have been it. That could have been it. That could have been it.
Oh, I'm on it now. I'm on it now.
I am on it now.
I had it. I had it. I understand. I understand.
I understand. Did you see that?
This is crazy.
This is insane.
This level is insane.
They're like, oh, you don't have too much fun tonight, you don't beat 10 levels already.
Give them the nail.
Bro, what?
The nail.
The nail.
It's so hard to get the distance down.
Oh my goodness.
I'm trying to figure out what my best plan of attack would be for this one.
Chat, this is...
There's no easy way to put it. This is rough.
This is rough.
What does dude just say?
I think you're supposed to land it on the nail.
Yeah, your band.
Close.
The question is, I wonder how much surface area for margin
for error there is on the top of the nail. Like I wonder if it has to be framed perfect.
That's my question. Don't worry, I'm going to nail it.
close. Okay. I just saw a vision. This one's not going to take as long as you may think.
there right there I'm down 20k oh I'm trying close close you see the finesse
Okay, so now I'm getting out of hand.
Just getting out of hand here.
Close.
I'm on the cusp.
I'm dead serious.
I'm on the cusp.
That's crazy, Chad.
I was flying through those levels and then they hit me with this.
They knew, they knew I was getting too quick with it.
They knew, that was terrible.
They knew I was getting too close.
They knew they had to stop me,
but they can't because they call me John Sausageman.
There it is.
That act, there's a universal that, unironically, could have been it.
There was a universal that could have been it.
Almost nailed it.
Okay, we're there, though.
We're there.
There ain't no doubt about it. We are there.
We're there!
Yeah, we're there. I can just tell we're there.
Do you see how close I'm getting?
Oh my goodness!
He's back with another five gifted with the five gifted. Thank you. Who just said not even close?
You lie.
type one if you've been here for the whole sausage saga.
I'm telling y'all this is not as far away as you may think.
I'm dead serious, this looks impossible,
but for some reason I have a feeling
that this is not as far away as you may think it is.
See, do you see?
My cat's trying to chase the sausage on my TV.
At least somebody's getting enjoyment.
Eat up!
I
I'm not a child of friendship.
I'm not a child of friendship.
I'm not a child of friendship.
Unbelievable!
Don't have mercy with the sign!
What on this planet earth could to pay out? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Some feelings are about to be heard in here. 82 million on no by the way. Being with the
five. There was six people that won 4.8 million channel points. And these two only put a hundred
Cayenne and 1.9 million. Absolutely unfathomable come up. Oh my goodness. I was
sitting there trying to tell y'all I said dude this may look crazy right here but
for some reason I have a feeling that it is not as far away as you may think
it is but y'all wouldn't listen. I told y'all they better give me like multiple
easy levels now multiple easy ones this is not going to be easy yeah this is not
going to be easy at all J with the five
okay
okay
That was way too much mustard on it.
Okay, this is tricky right here.
It was like the butter one.
Okay, this is going to be tricky.
for anybody else it would be wait what wait what happened wait what happened
What happened?
What happened?
What?
I looked away. That was like the Nick Young three point shot where he celebrated and he
He looked back and it was gone.
What happened?
That is ridiculous, dude!
It stayed.
I even waited a second after it swinned
to make sure it wasn't gonna fall.
Look, it has stayed.
That is that that that that disturbs me greatly.
That disturbs me greatly.
I can't believe that. It stayed. It literally stayed.
Got it. No.
There it is. Close.
Too easy.
Hahahaha!
It's up to you, that's all.
I've got more to do!
Complete all basic levels, what does that mean?
Extra level one. Wait, what?
Too easy.
It's up to you, that's all.
I've got more to do!
Have you completed all the levels?
I mean, I got an achievement for it, so I guess I have.
You're awesome.
Thank you.
Are these the credits?
Do come on.
What's happening?
Woo!
I was about to say that could have got bad right there.
you for playing my game. You're welcome. The rules for the extra levels are, wait, what
Wait, what are you talking about?
I put messages anywhere and you do what you do.
What?
uh-oh
i'm locked in
each
This one is easy this doesn't i gotta get some distance on this one. That's not that easy
Hold up
Got it
No!
Got it.
Beautiful!
Oh, this one's...
This one's... This one should be easy right here.
I feel like they're setting me up for something. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like they are setting me up for something.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Uh-oh.
Got it.
That's the most tragic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, no.
Got it.
Got it!
No!
Got it.
Nope.
Got it.
Oh no, come on, it's right there.
There it is.
No!
Too much relish.
Got it.
You'll love to see it.
I'm locked in on this one I'm locked in on this one oh I'm right there on that
you actually got to get some mustard on this one I'm talking some mustard
Uh-oh.
There it is.
I mean, BEAUTIFUL, DUDE!
HEATCHON!
What?
Wow.
What are they doing?
Oh, dude.
It doesn't matter what you throw at me.
Boiled potato with the five or the ten, thank you.
Wow, this is a long way away.
Still overshot it somehow
Overshot it again
Overshot it again
Oh that was almost it
Nope
Nope. Nope.
Nope.
Too much. Wow.
Chad, that's a far way away, bro.
That's a long way away.
Mm.
Got it, though.
No!
Got it.
Got it!
Oh, no, not this again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, not this again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Don't do this!
Oh, do not do this! No!
Oh, man!
Whoa.
Not too hot for me, buddy. I'm even overshooting that.
Queer overshooting it!
That was so tough. That was so tough, Chad! Oh my goodness!
Oh, so this is like a butter one?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Does it matter?
It doesn't matter!
I am crazy today!
Oh, that was insane. Hold up. Yeah, there's no resistance on that. Oh, it still doesn't
matter does it
Oh, wow, that's unbelievably far.
That is actually unbelievably far.
Unbelievably far.
And I'm still almost there.
Still almost there.
That is by far the farthest one I've had yet.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
there was no chance on that one final boss this might be final boss
There's no way I overshot it.
How?
Oh my goodness, I can't get the distance.
Oh, give me a do that.
Bruh!
Blizzard with the five.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Chad, this is like maximum distance that I somehow overshot.
shot it. Oh my goodness. Purple panda with the five. Chat help.
Okay, there it is, there it is, I got it.
Oh yeah, I'm on it now.
I was on such a good streak, I was on such a good streak.
I understand it now though, I do understand it now.
Told you, I told you!
Close.
Ow!
Oh man.
Got it! That has to be it! I'm sick to my stomach. I'm sick to my stomach.
No, too far back. It's all in the swing on this one. It's all in the drop.
It's due to this level. It's all in the drop.
See, you have to have a perfectly flat drop. Right there.
There, but two, two, two, two, two, you know what I mean?
This is insane.
You know what?
I didn't need to be humbled though, Chad.
I was flying through every level.
I didn't need to be humbled.
That's sickening.
Come on, man!
Chatroom on the cusp.
Which level is more difficult? This one or the nail? The nail was ridiculous.
Not enough mustard on that nail.
Not enough muscle on it, not enough muscle on it, oh my goodness, it's crazy.
Yeah, I'm about to get butt naked.
Yeah, butt naked, about to happen.
Yeah, it's on the verge of happening.
Chad, it's on the verge of happening, I swear.
Lloyd! Lloyd!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Got it!
I can't believe what they're doing, critical with the five.
I can't believe what they're doing.
That is 100% it.
Never mind.
I have a single point left.
Well, if you want to gain some points, put it in believe.
Because within the next 10 throws, I will be getting it.
I'm on the cusp.
As you can tell, see how close that was right there?
Did you see how close that was?
Right there.
How am I overshooting this?
How was that even physically possible?
I don't even know how that's physically possible to overshoot this.
Explain it, Chad.
Give me an algorithm.
Give me a math equation that explains the exact dimensions of how I can overshoot this
so I can adjust.
There it is.
There it is.
And it was perfect!
Oh my goodness, Gigi.
Oh my goodness, Gigi.
Oh, man.
Bruh!
Oh, man!
Bruh!
No way, no way, no way.
No way!
I hit the block.
Wait, what did you say, what did you say, hold up.
You need a velocity of 5.3 and an arc of 6.7332, you got that, got it, noted.
Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to hone it in now.
Thank you.
Yeah, you see that right there?
Noted.
That looked a lot better.
That looked a lot better.
Oh, I'm hitting the block every time now.
Closest one yet, closest one yet, closest one yet.
Yeah, we're on the cusp. We are on the cusp. Never mind. I fell off.
Clean.
Oh! No!
This one is actually physically impossible to overshoot.
Zombie with the five.
None of them muster all that would have been so clean, though.
I can't believe how close that was right there.
I can't believe how close that was right there.
Chad, I can't believe it.
Close.
Close.
Close.
Ah!
Oh my goodness, dude, come on.
Is this harder than the brick level?
No.
If there was a, they should have made the brick level the final level in the game, by the way.
That brick level was actually the most ridiculous thing ever.
We just did a level with it when it was literally a singular nail and it wasn't as bad as the
brick level.
Maybe I just got lucky on the nail level, but this is, this is crazy though right
here.
This is insane.
The good news is we're really on the cusp of being this game and I can say that I beat
Saucers game.
None of us are on it.
Would this be your crowning achievement in the world if you beat this game?
It might be mine.
We are on the cuff!
It's so far away.
It's actually so far away dude.
I wish I could have a comparison on how much farther this is away than like that anteater
level.
I'm trying to get the, it's all about the toss in this one.
It's all about the toss.
Right there, good toss!
Nope.
I messed up on that one.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I have an idea.
Not a good toss on that one.
Not a good toss on that one.
Not a good toss on that one.
Oh my goodness, this is difficult.
Come on, man!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Get there, get there!
Nope.
Get there!
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
I can't believe how far this is, this is unbelievably far.
Hold up.
Hold up a minute.
That's not what I wanted to do.
That's also not what I wanted to do.
Okay, no. I can't do it like that.
This is insane.
Oh, I think I understand.
No, I don't.
I don't know if I can make this.
I mean, we've been close. You have to throw it so far.
Flip it with the pan, you're bound.
This is unbelievable.
I just want to be able to hit the block, huh?
Okay, I hit the block again.
Okay.
Drop it earlier?
Okay, you don't know what happens
when you drop it earlier, watch this.
I'll drop it earlier, watch this.
Good one, bud.
See, there's just no momentum to use there.
See?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
How early can I drop it?
I don't think that's possible doing it like that.
You need the middle of the sausage to hit the edge of the pan, yeah, you're low key right,
but even then it's like, see, there's no, it just kills it when it does that.
You see what I'm saying?
There's like no power.
There's no power doing that.
No, it has to be the way I've been doing it, like this.
Chat, I don't, here's the thing.
It has to land flat on the skillet
and I have to hit it flat on the skillet.
at the same exact time that it drops,
and it has to be like a perfect shot.
Like that right there, it has to land legitimately flat
on the skillet, like this.
Even that wasn't flat enough.
See, like that, it has to land flat like that.
You see how much more pop you get when it lands flat?
Boom, flat.
Oh my goodness, almost made it.
Flat, but the thing is it needs to land flat closer to the edge of the skillet.
That's all it takes is having it land flat close to the edge of the skillet.
See, like that's flat right there, and look how much pop I get on that.
Close.
That could be it. No, it's not.
It's right there, Chad. It is legitimately on the cusp.
You have to understand that right now it is on the cusp right now.
It just has to be the perfect drop.
How do you get the perfect drop though?
Oh I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Let it slide, then flip it!
You might appear that don't know how this game works, it's insane.
Okay, I'll let it slide, then flip it.
God, one bind!
Where you been at the whole time I've been playing this?
It's unbelievable!
This is the hardest level in the game.
This might be worse than the brick level.
No joke.
Check, this actually might be, I think this is the last level of the game, just in my
with the blocks out.
Worse than the nail.
Oh, this stuff was way worse than the nail.
The nail didn't take this long.
This one actually has to be the perfect toss.
It's unbelievable how much power it requires.
That could have been it.
I got it.
I'm safe to my stomach.
That could have been it.
Oh my goodness, that was actually close to being it.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
You shivered power ahead on that one?
Not that one.
This is what gambling feels like.
This could be like a machine in a casino.
How many takes will it take for the sausage to make it on top?
Come on, man.
All it takes is the one perfect toss, that's it.
The one perfect toss is all it takes.
That was almost it too.
Come on, man!
Final boss is crazy.
The final boss is crazy.
Chad, I'm about to cry.
I'm about to get naked and cry.
I'll be here butt naked and crying at the same time.
What, I have an idea.
No, thank you.
It really has to be the way that I've been doing it, I think.
It just takes a perfect shot.
Do you see the power on that?
Wait a minute!
I've just unlocked something!
No joke I did!
Never mind.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, I got it, I got it.
I got it, no joke, I got it.
I told you, that was the closest we've actually gotten
so far, did you see the power on that?
Come on, come on, set him on the cusp, no joke, it's, it's on the cusp.
I'm gonna feel like a million dollars after I beat this game, dude.
You need more power?
Thanks, Sherlock.
I just unlocked something, I just unlocked something, never mind no I didn't, chat, this
This is unreal.
Is this more difficult than the brick level?
No way, right?
This is crazy.
How long did the brick level take me?
It did not take me five hours. It took like maybe an hour. Y'all's time perception is
way off chat I'm not gonna lie. Bro am I missing something here?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Wait!
No.
No.
Wait. Wait.
No.
No. Chat. I am on the verge of making it clear. I don't know. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel
lost I feel deserted what am I missing am I missing a method
You need to become one with the wiener, got it.
Hold on, I think I'm slowly chipping away.
Hold on, I think I'm slowly chipping away at the method.
The physics aren't, oh that was close.
The physics aren't matching up.
Oh!
Oh!
I did. I did. This is going to be the method that gets it. This is going to be the method
that gets it. I'm dead serious.
so stunderous to work with the five gifted. Thank you.
Yeah, we're so close to beating the game. I think this might
be the final level, man. I don't know. We're right there.
You're not winning this bro. I'm framing that because watch
this. Oh my goodness, I'm trying anything at this point. Anything. That is the only
way that I've seen to get actual momentum on it right there. That's the only way that
I've seen. This is unbelievable. Stop undershooting. What are you? I'm losing it. I'm losing it.
I'm losing it.
How am I not even getting close to it?
How?
Chad explain, give me another math equation, quick.
Quick, another math equation, I need it.
I need it now.
I don't understand.
How am I not getting even close to the momentum that I need on it?
It's ridiculous, actually.
Meal with the five.
That was the closest I've gotten, I think, right there.
Come on dude.
What this disgusting loser just say?
Okay so I think you're doing it wrong.
You have to land it on the box.
Let's get that dude out of here.
I'm trying something crazy. I'm just trying anything at this point.
That is not it.
That is not it.
I can't click it any quicker than that or it messes it up.
See?
There was some mustard on that one.
There was also some mustard on that one.
Chat, they call me John Sausageman for a reason. I can't be going out like this.
How do I get that momentum on it every time right there?
That was crazy momentum, I need that every time.
Wait, I understand it.
Oh my goodness, I understand it.
I actually understand it.
That's the method right there.
It may not look like it, but it is.
See?
See?
The method is locked in now, it's just the performing, the performance.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
So the method is you have to let the front half of the wiener hit the middle of the
pan and then as soon as the the other end of the wiener hits the other side the
pan I flip it but it has to be flush with the pan like that right there except
it needs to be a little bit more flush that right there wasn't it because it
needs to be more flush than that and it has to be first swing see but it has to
be flush
See? Look.
Oh, it's gonna work. It's actually gonna work.
That's actually gonna work.
And it seems to be more flush than that. If I get one good flush,
if I get one good flush that's gonna make it, all it takes is one more flush.
That wasn't flush. See what I'm saying? I know when it's gonna be.
Not flush
Not enough swing that was flush, but I don't know what happened. I think that was a mishap
Not flush
That was flush but not enough power
Not flush
not flush you said I'm saying you can tell when it's flush not flush not flush but still
somehow got power on it not flush at all go space with the five not flush that was
flush and did you see how much power was on it? Yes, you did. But I think it has to be
first house. Not flush, not flush. I'm about to flush myself down the toilet. Could have
I'll go in.
Ah!
Just make it, man!
I've got this far!
Where is the power?
WHERE?
Look, there's no power with that.
See, where did that power come from?
Make it swing. Okay. I mean, I'll look swing swing swing and there's no power, buddy
What
What
What? So we have to balance it first? We have to balance it first. Good night case, good
luck what do you mean by that I mean yeah it is a good not that I mean you go in a
bed buddy and I just unlocked the method
it has to bounce vertically but doing that is legitimately RNG
Okay, okay, okay, I understand, I understand.
I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand.
If I can get a good flip and then I send it, yeah?
I got to see the good flip and send it.
Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hold up.
That's it. That's it. I just gotta get the drop down. That is a crazy method to have to do, by the way.
Got it. I got it though. I got it though. I got it though.
Just flip.
Come on, man.
Do you know how difficult this is to have to do this right here?
Like, look at that!
Is that really the method, dude?
No way.
That can't be the method. There's nobody to consistently do that.
Do you see the amount of power that I am able to muster on that?
But I don't know if I have to do that though.
Do I have to do that?
This is impossible, this is worse than the brick level I'm dead serious it is.
This is unironically worse than the brick level.
This has to be the last level of the game, it has to.
This is worse than the brick level.
I can't even get close to this.
That can't be the way.
That can't be the way.
It can't be.
That can't be the way.
But that also can't be the way, TJ.
This is ridiculous.
This is actually ridiculous right here.
Have I hit the top corner of it?
Clip that right now, what did I just do?
Clip that right now, what did I just do?
Clip that right now, what did I just do?
Clip that right now, what did I just do?
Clip that right now, what did I just do?
Clip that right now, clip that right now, clip that right now.
right now. What has happened? What has happened? What has happened? What has happened? What
has happened? What has happened? What did I do? I don't think I did anything different.
What have I hit the top floor of it?
What?
What have I hit the top floor of it?
What?
I've done that like 200 times!
I'm studying the exact swing trajectory and everything.
Drop.
Why couldn't that have been it? Why couldn't I have just hit it right here? Why not?
Why couldn't that have just been it? Why couldn't that have just been it, man? Why? Why? Oh my
Oh, goodness, that could have been it.
OK, so let me see exactly what happened.
Brought it in.
I brought it in, and I dropped it right there.
I dropped it right there.
So when the hot dog is at that angle right there,
I drop it and just hope I get a good drop.
got it. You see it doesn't drop like that every time though. It doesn't drop like that
every time. It's RNG. See, that's what happens when I do it earlier. Close. Close.
I swear I'm dropping at the same exact time that I always do.
See, that's the same time.
It's just luck.
These hot dogs weigh different.
They weigh different than the rest.
They're not the same.
Shay, y'all are sitting here saying, too late.
Look how early I'm doing it.
It's throwing it over the pan.
You absolute sibilitants.
It's not too late, like I'm doing it as early as possible.
Yeah, it's RNG, it has to be RNG.
It's RNG.
Close.
Okay.
That had some mustard on it. I'm not gonna lie.
That was way too late, but it still had mustard on it somehow.
Okay.
I don't understand, but I do understand.
See, there's mustard on that.
It just needs to land flush.
That's all I need.
There it is.
Please!
Dude, I hit it so close, dude!
Oh my goodness!
Dude!
There it is!
There it is!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, come on, man.
Okay, I understand.
We're on the cusp.
We are actually on the cusp.
I didn't let that drop, uh, whatever.
There it is!
There it is! No, no, I'm having power behind it now, though.
There's power behind it now, though. There's power!
That could have been it if it were landed a little bit more flush.
Not flush enough.
Not flush enough close.
Not enough, didn't get in, yep.
Not flush, not flush, not flush, not flush.
Didn't land flush.
Okay, chat, come on, come on.
The battle is finally almost ended, I can feel it.
I can feel it, the battle is almost ended.
You got to get there, man. You got to get there.
It's been 87 years. Hey, bud. Doesn't matter as long as you get the job done.
You can do something that takes a hundred years as long as you did it.
Did you see that?
Oh my goodness, it's literally, it's actually, it's just dude, dude, it's making me tweak.
Please, please, please.
You see the extra power I'm getting out of, don't you?
Can't you acknowledge that you see the extra power that I'm getting right now?
You can acknowledge that I'm that you're seeing the extra power.
You can see it.
This is all going to be worth it when it's over.
It's all going to be worth it.
Please, please, let me get back into rhythm, please.
There it is, nope.
That had to speed, had to speed, though.
Come on, man, come on, man.
How, how does that not have one more minute, right there?
How, how does that have one minute?
What about in that?
Where did the momentum go?
Where'd the momentum go?
There it is. It's back. The moment of fact. The moment of fact. The moment of my be back.
say it chat say momentum momentum say it say momentum
Chris Redfield. Chris? Chris, you can hear me. Chris. Chris Redfield. Chris. Chris.
Chris Redfield. Get me, get me. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. He heard me.
He heard me. He heard me. He heard me. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield.
Chris Redfield, Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Dolores, no.
I can't I can't Chris Redfield Chris Redfield Chris Redfield if you can hear me
Let this next toss be the finisher.
If you can hear me, Chris,
please let it happen.
Chris.
Leon Kennedy.
No, see Leon, I got the power.
Arthur Morgan.
Arthur Morgan.
John Marston. No. Claudia from are you smarter than a fifth grader? Claudia, I'm about to
old. I'm about to old. I'm about to old. Granithy gloria garnet. Granithy gloria garnet.
Granithy Gloria Garnet.
Brandy!
Brandy!
Brandy!
Chris Blackdale!
Ah!
This is ridiculous.
Let me beat it.
Let me beat the game.
Police!
I got to beat the game!
I got to beat the game!
I got to beat the game!
I gotta be to game.
I gotta be to game.
I gotta be to game.
I gotta be to game.
I gotta be to game.
Chris Redfield.
Ada Wong.
No. Okay.
This has this has to happen it has to happen soon
It has to happen. It has to happen
It has to happen soon. It's has to happen soon. I I
Come this far. I thought I was beating a game today. This has to be the last level of the game
There's nothing more difficult than this level. There's nothing more difficult than this level nothing
This is the most difficult level of the game
This is the most difficult level in the game.
And the text box literally says, I hope you can finish this.
This has to be the last level.
Sailor with the five, thank you.
Oh my goodness, please.
Type one if you've completely lost your mind.
two if you never had your mind in the first place. Type three if you're butt naked.
This is unbelievable. I've almost had it twice.
I've almost had it twice, chat.
It's the correct method.
It's just, there's no consistent way of doing it.
Bunny with a 10.
I'm Halima!
That had some mustard on it.
I'm Halima.
No.
I'm actually begging.
I am begging.
I will do almost anything at this point.
I will, I would, I don't know.
Just, just name it.
name it, I would do it. I would do literally anything, like legitimately anything. As long
as it means that if I do it, I win, yes. How many times have I tried this? We all have
a number. There's no way it's not been 5,000. It's not even been 1,000. I want to say it's
like two three hundred. I can't believe I haven't get this yet. I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Please, please. The method is there. It just needs
to be a miracle. A miracle. It needs to be a miracle. LMAO people are voting yes, well
Oh, yeah.
Because they know the time is on its way.
Jack with the 10.
They know the time's on its way.
Save a lone, Chad.
Save a lone.
Save a lone.
Bologna.
Bologna.
Bologna.
Cawthrope.
Shrimp Alfredo.
Please.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Dude, it has to happen.
It has to happen. It has to happen. It has to happen.
Where's the mustard? Where's the mustard?
Mastered!
Mastered!
Shakira
Shakira
I just blacked out for a second.
I just blacked out, no joke.
I just blacked out for like 10 seconds and went back up,
no joke.
I cannot, I cannot, I cannot believe.
Chat, I actually cannot, I am not joking.
I cannot believe that I have not hit this yet.
Your happy birthday Melanie.
Small flips, I can't be it.
Because I've legitimately had it halfway up there doing this.
That has to be the move.
It has to be, but I can't, I can't save me from this veil of tears.
me from this veil of tears. Turn off v-sync it'll help. There's not even a v-sync button
I don't know why I can't I had like two three throws in a row earlier that legitimately hit the top corner of it. I don't know what happened to that.
What happened to that? I don't know. It's RNG.
On my life, it's RNG. I know for a fact it is.
Like, right there, I hit the top corner,
and that's what we do with the same thing I have been doing.
Yo, Piltz with the five.
I
Do come on I'm begging you
Oh my goodness, chat, please.
Chat, please.
Chat.
Hello.
I am the demon of sausages.
I'm here to bring you bad news.
You'll never flip the sausage onto the block.
You're not meant to do it.
Only the demon of sausages can flip it onto the block.
Give this vessel over to me, and I'll let you hit it.
No, I'm not doing it. You're not taking me. No.
Fine. Then you'll never hit it.
Yes, I will. Get away from me!
Elijah with the tan, thank you.
Dude, like, I'm literally, like, I'm, I'm about to like,
like something terrible terrible is about to happen terrible I don't
understand
this is really gonna be like a 10 hour YouTube video there's already like six
hours of it like combined together. You two viewers are going to be absolutely shocked when this drops.
Because there's already like five and a half hours of it.
No, no!
That could have been it!
Check.
Check. You realize we have come within like two seconds of it.
Two seconds of it.
Not seconds, milliseconds.
There it is!
I'm about to put just a thong on, I hope there's no Twitch staff, like I'm actually
serious, I will put a thong on.
Just a thong, like that's it.
Just a thong.
And I will sit here and do it, or if that's allowed, never mind Twitch staff in here.
I'm sorry. I'll look over.
I
Said I'm actually like I will burn this building down. I will go light a match right now. I
Will burn this place now. I don't care. I'll burn it down. I'll burn everything down
I'll start completely over right now. I will burn everything
This dude just said move the box closer.
This dude just said move the box closer.
Give this dude to the brazen bull.
Now, mods.
Is it even possible?
It has to be like a one in like 10,000 throw.
It has to be like a one in 10,000 throw.
It has to be.
It legitimately has to be.
I have had it literally right here.
It is unbelievable, this makes the brick level look like a walk in the park.
I'm dead serious.
This makes the brick level look like a walk in the park.
Face cam to the box for good luck.
Oh buddy, you must not have been here two hours ago.
I did that for about 30 minutes.
You know what?
I got it.
That's gonna help.
Dude, where did the, where did the power go?
I hate everything and everyone. Everybody. Everything. Everyone. Ever. Forever. Always.
Wait, I just saw a vision.
I just saw a vision I just saw a vision
you're hitting it consistently late or not you're late
It has to be the perfect hit, though.
The stars literally have to align. I can't believe what I'm saying.
Statistically speaking should have happened by now like statistically. It has to be the perfect hit though
The stars literally have to align. I can't believe what I'm saying
That right there, how can I do that again?
Is there a DLC I can buy for this, like Super Power Pan?
Like, come on.
If this was a Roblox game, I would have been spent the Robux on an upgraded Pan.
Oh, my goodness, I know it. I understand it now.
Oh, my goodness, I got it.
Yeah, I got it. I got it now.
It's not approaching, well it's approaching, but it's not at egging on levels of ridiculous,
but it's approaching it.
Did you see that right there?
see that. Oh, getting over it is a cake walk compared to this. A cake walk. Johnny with
the file. I'm starting to lose faith chat. I've had faith. I'm starting to lose faith.
I'm actually starting to lose faith. My faith is waning. I've burned about 5000 calories
doing this. My brain. Oh my goodness. My brain has
My brain has completely lost all form, nothing makes sense.
I feel like I'm dreaming.
This feels like a dream.
I don't even think I'm awake right now.
I'm not even streaming.
I thought I was going to beat this game today.
Is this the last level of the game?
It actually has to be.
This actually has to be the last level of the game.
This is it.
This is the final boss.
It has to be it.
There's one more.
If there's one more, it has to be a freebie.
If there's one more level up this, it has to be a freebie.
It's like congratulations.
And they put a box right in the middle.
I am a sausage.
Kill me.
And eat me.
Kill me.
Eat me.
Sausage.
SAUCE.
SAUCE.
SAUCE.
PLEASE!
I thought that was it, I thought that was it, I thought that was it.
Chad, why wasn't that it? Why wasn't that it?
There! Chad, I'm back in the rhythm!
I'm back in the rhythm!
Look, I'm hitting the square every time.
Except that time, that didn't count.
You have to be doing something wrong.
Yes, I am doing something wrong.
Ever deciding to load up this game.
But now I've come too far.
Who's in the city?
Chat, tell me the final level that there's this.
It's like the credits.
I don't understand how I haven't hit it yet, statistically have I shouldn't have had I
had how many times that gonna happen.
I get the flip imagine I get the flip and I somehow wind up overshooting it. Could you imagine?
Actually you know what? I don't even think it's possible to overshoot this. It is physically impossible
and it's not even in the code of the game to be able to overshoot this.
This is unbelievable.
Yo, Mary Alley with the TNW, Mary Alley with the TNW, thank you.
Try overshooting it.
Big dog.
I'm flipping the table. I'm flipping the table.
I'm flipping the table. I'm flipping the table.
Mois help me with the...
Mois help me with the...
Somebody better die.
We must make it.
It must happen!
Yeah, I'm done. What's going on?
How is that not it, man?
How is that not it, man?
How is that not it, man?
Tell me, Chad.
Chad, tell me.
How was that not it?
Tell me, how, how was that not it?
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
I'm giving it 20 more tries, I'm done.
This is ridiculous, I was doing so good, I was killing every level.
every level.
Did I beat like 30 levels today?
Was you here where I beat the rest of the 30 levels in here?
And then this happened.
Even the nail level, which I thought was going to take an hour,
no, has nothing.
This is ridiculous.
I don't understand. This is the method though, right?
This is the only method I've had to get it even close to here.
Chris Refield. No, he ain't hearing me.
milkman with the five gifted. Thank you.
All right. A few more tries and I'm out of here.
Try dropping earlier.
It's RNG. If it wasn't RNG, I'd have been able to hit it by now. I know for a fact it's RNG.
If it wasn't I, unironically on my life, I'd have been able to hit it by now. I know for a fact I would have.
And also if it wasn't RNG, somebody would be able to do this like 30 times in a row.
You can't move the box.
10 more tries.
That's the same thing I've been doing.
is the same thing I've been doing? So it goes boom, boom, boom. It goes back, front, flip.
And I have to hit it exactly as the front hits. So it goes back. And as soon as the front
hits I flip again. So it goes drop back hits and as soon as the front hits I go again. So
In real time, I have to swing it again right as the back hits.
I understand it now.
I understand it now.
No, I don't.
It has to be physics. It is. Good thing I'm a physicist.
Chad, have you lost faith in me? Have you lost faith in me?
What this dude just say?
This is your Super Bowl. You know what? Yeah, it is. You're right.
It is my Super Bowl.
This has the equivalent to an IRL Super Bowl victory, by the way.
Hitting this is more difficult than winning a Super Bowl.
Actually.
Do you agree with that?
Like they need to send me a ring or something
if I hit this.
No, when I hit this.
A trophy! I beat Weenie game! Just send it!
It's within my grasp.
It is.
It's within my grasp.
It is.
Don't you believe?
Don't you, Chad?
Don't you?
Say it.
I touched it.
That's all I needed.
That's all I needed.
That's all I needed.
I touched it again.
You could hear a pin drop in here.
Everybody's on the edge of their seat.
There's people saying, no, he can't do it, he can't do it.
There's a crowd.
They're watching me up here flipping this sausage.
Half of them believe half of them don't.
They're laughing at me.
They're calling me stupid.
Are you calling me stupid?
I'm messing up right there.
What have I become?
What have I become?
Huh?
She had in mind nothing more than a guy with a skillet now?
Is that all I am?
man. I'm not I'm not getting them up. Why did the momentum stop? That's my question.
There we go. There we go. I need to consistently be hitting the block. If I can do that consistently,
gives me a better chance. Obviously, K with the 10, WK with the 10. Chad, how many total
How many more tries are we at now? 1,000?
Nine hundred.
Consistently hit the block at least.
What was that slot?
Oh my goodness, I'm not even consistently hitting the block now.
I'm about to get naked. I'm about to quit.
I got 10 more shots in me. 10 more.
10 more. I can't even consistently hit the block every time now.
What I was doing it before.
Like, look, how am I not consistently hitting the block at this point?
You know what I mean? How?
It makes no sense that I am not able to consistently hit the block.
That doesn't make sense, right?
And you want to know why?
Because it's RNG.
You can say I'm coping if you want.
You can say I'm coping if you want.
I just threw my back out.
I just leaned back in my chair and blew my back out.
It's over.
I'm actually.
I'm actually I just blew my back out leaning back in my chair.
10 more tosses for real, 10 more tosses, for real 10 more tosses, for real 10 more tosses,
Take my Lee E.
Waiter.
Wait.
Waiter.
Ahhh.
Whaaa.
Whaaaa.
Run that clip! Run me that clip! That is the closest I've gotten! Run me the clip!
Band whoever sent this clip in.
Waiter!
Wait!
Waiter!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
What, what, what was that?
Let just let it make it, man!
Legitimately, count me down, 20.
19.
18.
17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
7.
8.
7.
7.
8.
7.
7.
7.
9.
9.
10.
9.
8.
7.
8.
7.
7.
7.
7.
7.
7.
7.
7.
7.
Five, four, three, two, one, and zero.
I guess we're beating it tomorrow.
Get the fuck out of here!
How many levels did I get through today on that game?
How many levels?
W. We for running them predictions, by the way, that is insane.
It'll happen tomorrow.
It has to.
You know what I've noticed about this game so far?
I have noticed that when I get off and I get back on the next day, I instantly start
doing good again.
There's a chance I get on and do it within like five.
Apparently, that is either the last level
or the second to last level.
Kyle with the five, W. Kyle with the five.
Thank you, Kyle, W. Kyle.
You already know what time it is though.
I'm six and my stomach man.
You know what though? Let's take a positive from it. I made crazy good progress on the game today.
I got within like a level or two of the end. No joke. I made good progress on that.
I can't believe that I got that close that many times.
Brianna with the five. W Brianna with the five. Thank you.
You already know what time it is now delusional with the with the thousand bits I genuinely
lose a hundred ninety thousand points case the house wife and kids are gone.
I'm sorry.
Oh, really rock? I didn't know about that. W rock. Thank you.
But you know what time it is, Chad.
Hey, you know what time it is, buddy.
It is spooky time up in this thing right here, right now.
You got you a dipey on, Bubba, huh?
Oh, hold on.
GG.
You best get you a dive beyond.
Any game that has a laundry mat, any horror game that has a laundry mat as the background has got to be good.
Get you a diaper, Al Baba!
Cause it's spooky!
Do it again!
I've been living too fast, I've been living too wrong.
Oh, good work, I know.
But if big ol' workers got me running around,
I heard it's always said to settle down.
If people lie, that's not good.
It is feeling even sad.
I know now I am over now.
Cruel, cruel world, I know how.
Cruel, cruel world, I know how.
Take a creatine and we can start the game.
I'm late on my second dose of creatine because of that game.
If I don't get it within 30 tries tomorrow, I expect it to come to a get by making tomorrow
on stream for real.
If I don't get what it in 30 tries tomorrow,
I expect a butt naked shrink.
You can count on it, bud.
That's about two scoops left in there, right?
That's about two scoops.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's about two scoops of creants ain't left in there.
You got you a dive beyond Bubba? Huh. You better have.
Because it's spooky time up in this thing.
You hear me?
You listen when I'm talking to you!
Now you heard me!
We're not trying to preachy, though, not through.
I'll find it later.
Lock in, Chad.
I hope you got you a dyke me on.
Me with the 5W, me with the 5, thank you.
Just got on, did you win sausage game?
You're bad, Catherine.
Vext with the 5W Vext.
No, Catherine, I got through like 20 levels of sausage game
today and got to the second to last level
and it drove me crazy.
Cause I did it for like an hour straight on one level.
And so I'm gonna try to get them on.
So it's smoky time right now.
Name of this game is
Bleach and Blood.
That's the name of this game.
And I'm assuming it's called,
talking about Bleach because it's a laundry store.
Laundry map.
Oh man, that's good.
the five gifts. Read
Scorching Flames Bits with the
five gifted. Who?
Oh, you're scorching flames.
5000 bits from Scorching Flames.
W scorching flames with the 5000
bits.
Hey, K. Scorching. Yes, that was
my birthday. I figured I'd
My favorite content, one of.
Do you know Happy Birthday to me?
One of your favorite content creators.
You done lost your mind.
You think you'll get a happy birthday from me.
You just insulted me.
One of your favorite content creators.
You done lost your mind.
No, I'm playing.
The past few years,
I've always found a way to make me laugh.
Much love for me and my friends, family,
and community has been a part of my life.
You'll have me birthday scored,
chat till scored,
chat my happy birthday scored,
chat till scored, chat the birthday.
Hope you have a great birthday.
Thank you.
In case you're not one of, you are my favorite.
Thank you so much, twerkalicious.
That's a great name, by the way, that's tough.
Lock in a chat.
It's spooky time up in this thing.
Spooky time up in this thing.
How about I go back?
There we go.
Bleaching blood.
Lock in.
New game.
GG. What are you watching? Oh, that dude just got smacked. Hey, what are you watching?
It's 930 already. Gotta get ready for work. Oh, Chad, this is about to be real scary
for y'all. Need some coffee for tonight. It's about to get real scary for y'all. We're going to work,
so we ain't going to the laundry, man. Just to wash some clothes. We work there.
Let me get some coffee. Oh my goodness. We need to clean this place.
What's his note? Note to self. Light a candle for mom and dad finally writing that song.
with our parents wrote a song.
They got motion, coffee time,
coffee time,
bitter and stale, just how I like it as his life,
bitter and stale.
Look at the trash that we got just laying on the floor.
Won't you pick this trash up?
This is disrespectful.
Do you have to do that every time you take a drink?
Do you have to do that every time?
I guess so.
It's not like a steam engine.
Am I going to work now?
At least the bathroom's kind of clean.
What's this other room over here?
Tyler was still asleep.
Who's Tyler?
We in the trenches, dude.
God, Lee, we in the trenches.
What does that old dresser?
All right, do I just walk out the door and go to work now?
Can't go out yet? Why not?
Oh, do I got to light the candles?
Oh, there's another note. What's it say night shift routine get up make coffee change use bathroom get keys got it
Just beat the sausage game ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, you did not hobo Patrick 1998 stop line
All right, let's get changed. Do I got any clothes laying around wait that was the right order, right? Let me go look at that again
What was the order of this get up make coffee change use bathroom get keys
What clothes do I change into won't see no clothes
Check y'all see any clothes I
Mean I saw some clothes laying on the floor, but I couldn't grab them
It's quiet in this house
Oh, it worked. Now let's go take a boom boom real quick before we go to work. Gotta go
bone bone. Please don't make noise. That's your door open. Why is the toilet shaking like
dad. We literally blew that thing up. No hand washes diabolical. Why did Tyler's door open
up like that? Tyler? Sorry for scaring you. I thought you left already. What are you doing?
Oh, uh, fixing my speaker, it fell.
At this time, you slept with the TV on.
That's different.
Won't you be late for work?
No, we'll see you later.
I'm going to see you and don't forget to lock the door when you're back.
Is Tyler not have a job?
Am I paying all the bills in this house?
What this thing would say?
Every game I see queso play looks irradiated
Well, that's the the VHS graphics. It does look like you're looking at like a rogue source though not gonna lie
All right, let's go to work chat GG now the real horror begins
Oh, we live in an apartment
some some VH is that a knife ma'am what you doing with that knife oh that's a
cigarette hey you got a miss Smith so how's the place treating you pretty good
I'm used to it guys here a fax machine or something
Yo, AV, AV with the five, get the W, AV with the five, get the thank you.
Even with Tyler around?
Barely.
Ha, what's he done now?
Nothing that's the problem.
I think I've cleaned up after him three times this week.
Sounds about right.
He's not that bad.
Uh-huh.
Don't start.
I'm not saying anything right fine at least you're not living alone your mother would have liked that
yeah she always worried about you being yourself too much even when you were little worried about
oh being by myself i was about to say never mind i wasn't that bad you absolutely were thanks
your father never seemed to worry that much at least not until
I forget it. How's that new job going? It's fine. Mostly boring. I might come by anyway.
Nothing else to do. Bring coffee at all. Consider letting you in. Deal. I like Ms. Smith. W. Ms.
Smith. Hey, you gotta have a seat. Can I get one? Anybody got one? I wouldn't go smoking or
I recognize this neighborhood GG. I'm a nerd.
Do I dare walk down the dark alleyway? That's absolutely terrifying for no reason.
Sure, I do.
Wait, is this actually how I...
It was just some rags, Chad. Relax.
It was just some rags. Relax.
Look at all that trash and stuff.
If it wasn't so like ominous and scary, this would be kind of a vibe. I'm not gonna lie.
We're going to work.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I can't talk to you.
All right.
Have a good day.
I'm late.
What did I miss?
Don't worry about it.
We've only been on this game for like ten minutes.
We work at a laundry mat and we're walking to work right now.
By the way, what are you looking at?
Matter of fact, no, you ain't getting by with that.
Bend that goober.
Just to put it short, I was slinging sausages for two and a half hours.
Where is? Wait, what? Did I wind up at the same place that I was? It is so dark out here.
Where do I work at?
Say y'all need to grow up, man.
How much you would have bet?
How much you would have bet there's bare minimum 10 clips?
No, they didn't clip it, actually.
Good. Y'all still need to grow up though.
I really, like what is wrong with y'all?
Well, no, there they go.
Yeah, there they go.
Oh, yeah, there they go.
Yeah, what in all caps?
Oh, that was after L Clip you'll always act like I said something crazy. I said bro
You happy birthday Sierra you're a simpleton by the way, that's not from me, but happy birthday Sierra
Let's go on this bus and go to work
Okay, so any tips for graduating don't do it
Stay in school forever
All right, we're going to work
He looks focused already already on the road, okay
I kind of wanted to sit in the back. I'll just sit here
Gg
Is there an audio button?
No, okay.
J. L. I've been on a public bus before, who was that?
Oh, it's the old lady.
How you doing, ma'am?
Hope you havin' a great...
I didn't wanna talk or nothin'.
Oh, you gonna sit, okay, wow.
Where are you headed, sweetie, the laundromat?
I work there.
What do you ask?
Rough time to be out here so late.
They say that Marlowe Phantom is out for blood.
The what?
Haven't you heard, sonny?
say he's behind the disappearances lately. Like that little boy who was on his way home
from school and never came home. Or the janitor at the local grocery shop that got snapped
up and they found him dead out back. The janitor, he's my neighbor, I saw him just
a few days ago. I saw the Phantom once, you know. I'll never forget that horrible
smell surrounded of them. It smells like
or that mask. I appreciate you warning me at all, but I really don't want to hear
this on my night shift.
It means a scare. Yes, honey. I wish you luck.
I may be embellished a little bit there, but you get the point.
Alright, chat. We're at work. I actually blew my back out earlier when I leaned back in the
chair. Lord have mercy. My back is snapped up. I snapped something in my back. It's muscular,
Well, I can tell, not like a muscular, like,
but it's like a muscular pain.
I think I pulled a muscle.
What's up with the music?
Hold up.
Now, keep playing that song.
I like that, keep playing.
Bro, how they gonna cut them?
What's there doodles on the windows for?
Hello?
Don't work here by myself.
Do I clock in?
Out of order, broken washer.
Look how dirty this place is, dude.
We got some missing people, a bunch of them.
All right, get a load of this goober.
Oh, goobsker.
Oh, there you are.
You're late.
Sorry I overslept a little bit.
And I was talking to old Gertrude on the bus.
ever. Boss told me some tasks to do, but I forgot. So it's your problem now. Excuse me, Ryan.
This is one of those situations where I legitimately just would not do it. And if the boss asked
what happened, I would literally say, Ryan told me he didn't do it. He told me I should
do it and I didn't do it because that's disrespectful right there. It's not because the work's too
large, it's just disrespectful. I just saw a light outside my window.
Oh yeah. Yeah, there's literally a UFO outside my window. It's picking up one of my notes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty sure one of my goats has got a dope.
I think it was smoking too.
All right, Smokey, we'll haul that shit.
Saw Smokey getting levitated.
He gone.
You gotta restock the shelves in the back, clean the floors and windows and whatever else
you find.
L Ryan.
Are you serious?
What did you even do?
There's some games on the computer you know and I served some customers.
You said there's one on the computer?
Yeah, we ain't about to get no work done tonight, Chad.
What you talking about?
Anyways, I'm out of here.
They've been talking about some crazy stuff on the radio.
Finally, I'll be safe at home.
Right.
I hope you don't make it home, Ryan.
I'm not going to lie.
I hope the Phantom kills you.
Leave me all this work.
I actually hope you get snapped up on the way home.
You hear me right?
Hey, Ryan, I hope you wrap that thing around
a telephone pole on the way home,
You're gonna leave all this work for me, you suck!
Get any of you who uses blinker either.
I'd have called a cop's on them.
Ian with the five, W Ian with the five.
What does it say I need it to do?
Oh, clock in.
You gotta be joking.
Gotta take this to the dumpster, but first...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Flampy sock!
Easy as game ever.
Oh, I'm gonna die because I looked over at chat.
What is this?
Scrub brush?
Game of the year.
I'm done, I'm done, that's crazy, I'm done, I'm done, that's crazy, I'm done.
Let's take this trash out.
Sorry, I'm late, case, yo. It's my bedtime.
Yo, Waffle Kitty 160. Ain't no way you got a bedtime.
Whoever gave you a bedtime, tell them I got a problem with it.
What a trash wiggling like that.
Oh, there must be a body or something there.
The toilet at the house was wiggling too.
Avergene with the tin, get the W, Avergene with the tin, get the thank you, Avergene,
W, Avergene with the tin.
All right, trash is taken out, and old Ryan for making us do this.
We got it done, though.
Ryan's POV.
Wait, this is cinema!
W. Dayne!
We're playing as Ryan!
I'm about to wreck this thing around him.
It didn't work, never mind.
That was a long day.
You didn't do nothing, Ryan.
I finally get a few days to rest
Don't want to be out there anyway with that freak roaming around
Rod's gonna die. All right. They just served though. Okay
Deserved
There's no battle
There's no boundaries, you just go where you have to.
Man, cut the radio while we're driving.
Why are you just driving in silence?
Just watch a YouTube video while we drive.
And pay more attention to the YouTube video than the road.
What is this?
This is a trap.
You better not get out of the car, Ryan.
Ava team with another 10 W. Ava team with another 10
Jen if you saw spike strips in the road would you get out and do something about them?
Well, I don't even need to do this I can drop right. Oh, I gotta get out
Hey, he's some homemade spike strips to we bought the die serial killer made this
Gigi, your moon with the five gifted W moon with the five gifted.
All right, let's keep on going.
There's gonna be a killer in our trunk now.
Gigi, there's something behind me.
I feel like I hear something.
I called it!
I
Should stock those boxes in the back deserved all because he left us extra work here
Hey closes back orders a killer on the loose buddy. What's you talking about?
All right stock the box in the back got it
Box
Oh, turn the radio on!
Hold on!
No, I want to turn the radio on!
He turned it on! I want to turn the radio on!
Stocking.
Stocking.
Beautiful. W employee chat. You know me.
I can't turn the radio on chat. I'm sad, bruh.
What's the name of this game? Bleach and blood.
Yo, pee drinker with the tin gifted.
Oh, my goodness.
Big dog.
That is ruining my night.
You know, Petticelli and Prince with the tin as well.
Thank you.
Somebody said, let me have a sip.
I'm done forever.
I'm retiring.
I need a refreshing drink.
Do we have a fridge in here?
Oh, we got some.
I think I left some quarters laying around somewhere.
Some quarters.
What do you mean you're not thirsty?
Oh, we're going to use the vending machine outside.
Where's the quarters at for the vending machine though?
What is that?
Oh, that's the change.
Oh, that's that's the change
Shameless go get us a drink. I'm gonna buy you a drink
I'ma take you home with me
money
That's definitely a pepsi
Look I hear a car I
I do hear a car GG. Why are you driving up so slow like that?
And they park disrespect. It's Noah. It's Noah from Noah's secret. It's Noah from Noah's
secret. It's Noah from Noah's secret. It is Noah from Noah's secret.
Hey, I need this done by tomorrow, if possible.
I got a date in a few days, cap.
No worries.
That'll be 799.
What's the name?
Adam Pace.
He's going under an alias.
Sure is creepy out here.
Be careful.
A lot of weirdos out here.
I try.
Is it true?
There's just one guy roaming around, killing people?
As far as I know, yes, and I know the parents of that kid who went missing were all pretty
sure it was linked to that phantom.
I just hope to get out of this, uh, oh, I just hope to get out here as soon as possible.
Anyways, good luck.
The road wants to be Michael Jackson so bad.
You ain't Michael Jackson, big dog.
And you all about to say you didn't close the door either.
All right.
Do I put these in the, what do I put these at?
He could have done this himself.
Chuck, this goober could have done this himself.
That ain't raggedy!
I love just old raggedy equipment, man, I love that stuff, dude.
Jack, when I was in a trap house, I had a washing machine that was so old it was all
rusted up and when you opened the door on it and didn't shut off, you could open the
door for my washing machine and like if you stuck your hand there would rip your arm
off.
I'll never forget it.
That thing was like 50 years old it was so old that you could open the door on
it and it would keep spinning.
Did my mouse just die?
My mouse just died.
I don't have a cable.
Beach. Oh, yes, I knew we're good.
Crisis afforded everybody relax.
I have a cable.
I'm going to plug it into the back of the piece.
Why did the audio just cut out when I plugged that in?
Can y'all still hear the game?
Why the audio just cut out?
This cable doesn't work.
It doesn't fit in here.
OK, there it goes.
Why the audio just cut out though?
Oh, the washing machine just got done running.
Okay, never mind the audio didn't cut out, oh, good.
How we eat this cable.
Let's clean these floors up.
All right, L Ryan again, but you know, he got, Karma called up to Ryan for this right here.
He called up to him.
Is the screen violently shaking for anyone else? Yes, everything in this game is just gyrating
It's like me when I'm walking and butt cheeks just gyrating
Look like you got like two bags full of water and just walking with them. That's what it looks like when I'm walking
BBL just
What kind of goofy cop is that me?
Is that me?
What kind of loony toons car did I just pull up in?
Why do I got a hoodie that says burger on it?
Yo, I like that car!
No, was that a Model T?
I should clean the windows.
I got a customer first.
I could tell that's one of those noises I make when they
added, like, reverb to it.
Hey, you got me snacks here?
Sir, this is a laundromat.
Oh, jeez, how about going to stream without snacks?
There's a gas station literally down the street.
Oh, really? You're modding.
I just got modded. I don't even know if I want...
He just peeled out of here!
That's aura. I'm not gonna lie. That is aura.
Got modded for telling what a gas station it is.
Hey, W. Gavs, man.
How do I put... Is there a dryer here? Hold up.
Everything in this game just straight jaw-raising.
Put this in a dryer and I'm gonna clean these windows off.
Colleen!
Alright, what do I use to clean these windows?
Rag. Got it! I don't mean to brag,
but I'm using a rag to clean- no, my bad.
You know what's.
Isn't it crazy?
You know what's?
GG.
What I was saying before I saw the serial killer van pull up,
washer and dryers are like the best invention ever.
It's crazy.
All right, is that all the spots clear?
Now there's one more right here.
There we go.
Is that all of them?
No, there's one more here.
I didn't see.
I hear somebody walking up.
We're dead.
I saw somebody walking.
I hear somebody walking.
Okay, there's somebody in here, never mind, we're good.
I thought we was cooked.
How were you doing, ma'am?
Dropped off my laundry.
Who was that?
Who was that walking behind you, ma'am?
Man, there was somebody walking behind your left shoulder.
Who was that?
Dropped off my laundry here last night.
Can you give it to me?
Sure, what's the name?
Amy, I got you Amy, coming right up.
Is that Amy right there?
I can't tell.
That is Amy's laundry.
There you go, Amy.
Have a good night.
All right, Adam's laundry's done.
I saw, ma'am, wait, I saw somebody walking out here.
Be careful.
She might be cooked.
All right, let's put Adam's laundry up.
I am, chat, listen.
You hear those footsteps, don't you?
Just straight footsteps.
I should put the radio on.
Finally!
Turn that off!
Turn it off!
That was Ryan. RIP Ryan.
RIP Ryan chat. He didn't go.
Another customer lock in. Why'd they park like that?
Do you own the place?
Ma'am, that's Miss Smith.
How you doing, Miss Smith?
Hey, Miss Smith, that thing all right?
I didn't know who that was at first.
We need to talk.
What's going on?
There was a police raid at your place like 20 minutes ago.
I came here as fast as I could.
At first I thought it was some kids messing around her Tyler.
But when I checked, they'd already put tape all over the doors.
They were searching the place, Evelyn.
Searching?
Why?
They were looking for Tyler.
Is Tyler the killer?
What?
Why?
He was there when I left for work.
connected to the Phantom murders. Tyler, there's no way that's ridiculous. He'd never, maybe,
but they just weren't there to question them. They were tearing the place apart. Oh, no,
they're gonna find my, my Chris Redfield and the thong pictures under my bed. They
better not take those. They better return those to me. If they, if they, if they
confiscate those, they better return those to me. You know, lost your mind. They
I can't take those, that's mine.
Delighted, but I can't be losing those.
And he wasn't there.
It seems like he left shortly before they arrived.
That timeline makes sense.
Like he was expecting it.
What am I supposed to do?
Look, I didn't want to scare you, but you had to know.
And it isn't safe here.
You should close the store and I'll give you a ride back home.
But, clock out first.
Oh, we ain't gonna clock out?
Okay.
Why would I go home with the police there?
Thank you, Miss Smith. Thank you so much.
Wait, I...
I gotta go.
Miss Smith.
Che, I turned the lights off, didn't I?
Oh, I need to lock up.
Oh, right mouse button to lock.
Jad, don't think she's setting me up?
I don't think...
No!
That is back-to-back banger demos with crazy cliffhangers, dude.
Dude, I swear these demos recently haven't felt like full games.
Dude, there's so many good games on the horizon.
No joke.
Gimmah with a year.
No, that's chat.
that Friday night we played a crazy demo with a cliffhanger and then tonight we
played a crazy demo with a cliffhanger both banger demos I need that game to
come out expeditiously you already know hey great stream either way chat I love
y'all man hey pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
preset all the gift is subs don't know those bits follows and of course I
Peace out y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you gonna have a good rest of y'alls night.
Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow,
ladies and gentlemen, lemonite.
Peace out y'all.
Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu!
Bleh!
Ah!