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the spy is sexual welcome back. Oh, I'm so excited. They were playing so spy to I'm so
so very, very excited. I'm pumped. I'm going to be playing this game. The entire of today.
I don't know how long that is. It's going to be the entire day. It will be a long
Hey, let's go
You've been playing it since release. Okay, well, no backseat is no spoilers, okay
It's been out for like six hours. Although most people couldn't buy it
for a long time apparently but no worries. We've got it and we've got it installed ready to go but
Before we do that it's important to
Show you something very very important
which is that this box this box this box is from the mega crit devs themselves so
I mean we should just open it and see what what they sent us I mean we should
see what they sent my way is there spoilers how I don't know just don't
fucking don't rob joy from me is what I'm trying to say okay don't rob the
enjoy them gonna have today. Okay. You open it up. You open it up. I
should not break it. I should. I'm gonna back up a little bit so I
can open it like this. Alright, hold up. What's in the box?
What's in the slay this fire box? What's in there man? So
open it midstream NGL. Oh, we should wait. We'll open the
box. Oh, he wants to wait. Guys, this guy wants to wait. He wants to wait. He wants
to wait. Wait, hold on. I'll close it then. No, I'll close it. I'll close it. Now this
guy doesn't want me to open it. He doesn't want me to open it right now. You look
so effing tired. This is just from my face when I've woken up. I'm tired of not playing
Slay the Spy right now. Band that guy and fucking open it. Oh, I'm Rose Teasing.
Alright, let's have a look what's in here then.
Alright.
Oh!
What is the...
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got this.
I got this first.
Which is a card.
Hello?
Can you...
Oh, that's cute.
It's a new map.
Dear steadfast slayer, it has been 1000 years since the doors of the Spire were
last opened to daring adventurers.
Or, in other words, it's been more than half a decade since the last major constant update
was released for Slay the Spire.
In that time, we've been hard at work crafting the sequel that lies before you, Slay the
Spire 2.
Whether you helped spread the word in the early days back when no one even knew what
a roguelike deckbuilder was, or you kept the community thriving with your knowledge,
passion, and positive energy, we thank you.
Oh, that's me, after my passion, my knowledge.
He set this chest of various treasures, a token of our gratitude, your partner on
journey.
will be reminiscent of your previous travels through the Spire.
Though some of you will have to discover the significance of the Spire's grand reopening.
We hope you'll enjoy the return of this weird whimsical world as it continues to evolve
into its final form. The Magikrit team. Oh, dude, that's awesome. Okay, oh yeah! Okay, hold up.
We slay this by a T. We slay this by a T.
Yo, let's go.
I can drink slay this by a T today.
Okay, that's so awesome.
Wait, what do we have in here?
What do we have in here?
What do we have?
Okay, we're going to drink this today.
We'll review everyone today.
No, we won't.
That's ridiculous.
It's a lot of tea.
I'll drink at least four.
Okay.
but don't I want to break the box so please not fuck this out okay let's see what we got here
time to claw there better be a claw tea in here all right okay uh oh okay okay okay we've got bold
caffeine the generals jasmine Friday afternoon tea okay it's just the outside there is thin
The inside is normal tea, wait, no there's different types.
Moon magic.
It's just like, okay, I think it's like normal tea in a cool box.
Okay, that's, that's good.
I mean, they don't have a drink anymore.
But I will drink them slowly on stream today.
All right.
Okay, what else do we have?
Where there's loads of stuff, where there's stuff down.
Okay, we got little, what is this?
What is this, dude?
Oh, yo, yo, chat.
I am rich.
I got coins.
Dude, that's so sick.
Look it, look, it's the same inside.
Hey, just for you then, just for the true flipping fans.
Oh yeah, it's a shit flip, but it'll do.
It'll do, okay.
You still don't eat chocolate?
Me and the other fat asses too.
Okay, this looks awesome.
I'm so, what, what is this?
Wait!
Oh my God!
Wait, what?
Dude, that's so sick.
Okay, hold on, I don't want to, please don't break.
I don't want to ruin this.
I don't want to break this, this is too cool.
Did we get the mark?
Okay.
Okay, come on.
Oh, it's the new character.
The new character.
Okay, we'll have to use that today as well.
We'll use this today as well.
There's more in here as well.
Okay, what is this?
No.
Look at this.
It's gonna wind up box.
Okay, can we focus on the box, please?
Hello?
camera camera is a bad person okay well you get the idea
you just hear it
hold on hold on hold on let me uh
My noise gate is too strong. Hold on.
Let me do this.
Oh
That's so cute, that's so cute. Okay. What else we have other things in here too. Oh
What
We got real waffles. They made waffles real. Waffles are real guys. Tastier treat. Tastiest
treat you will find in all the spire. Oh wow dude. Look at the art on this. Wait that's
crazy. My health is increased by seven. I'm so happy I got this box but my god I hate
these little papers. They are such a bitch to recycle in Japan. First world problems.
Oh my god, Strew Waffles.
Oh, yo, mini Strew Waffles.
Let's go.
Wait, what?
Wait, there's something in here.
Yo!
Yo!
Look at this!
It's so cute!
Oh, dude!
Wait, that is so cute.
This is so well thought out.
I'm gonna get a little snake dude. Oh my god, okay that is so sad I'm keeping this
tin for Emma and we have four strewp waffles. Only four but we'll use them to
get extra XP during today's stream. Okay and then there's something else in
here too. What is this? What is this? Oh my God, it's a little a little tea cup. Oh man,
open this bad boy. Oh, it's a saucer. Oh, it's a slay the spire saucer. Oh, that's so cute.
Oh hell yeah, so I can use my tea cup and saucer today
Yeah, hold on. I don't think there's anything else. I'm gonna check quickly just before I
Okay
Okay, I think we got everything. All right, that is so sick
Thank you mega create very kinds. I appreciate you guys so much enemy all that cool stuff
I will be making a cup of tea with it today. Where's my hands at, Phil?
My hands are okay.
All right, ah, wash the cup first.
Oh, well, I'm gonna, when I go for a break, I will go and do that.
But now I have stooped off.
Oh, that's fantastic.
This is perfectly with coffee.
It's like they knew I needed it.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, should we slow this pile?
Should we freaking slay the spider?
I'm very excited. I'm very very excited. I think we should slow the spider and obviously a massive
Thank you to the Meg grit team for sending me that box. That was very kind. I do appreciate it
Without further ado ladies and gentlemen, let's jump into it. Oh
Dude a
Listening is real today
Daraa, thank you so much for the tan, oh also strike, I felt like to thank you earlier as well, you gave tan as well
I can't do the first one without a cuppa surely
That raises a good point in chat, doesn't it?
All the music
Listening
All right, you know what this bastard in chairs, right? This bastard who's a smart man. I need a cup of tea
I think it's only correct multiply. Yes, there is co-op now in slay the spy
Who the ironclad?
Dude, I hope the defect is last he's my go don't spoil anything for me chat
I don't if anyone spores anything for me. You're dead
the ironclad dude it already it already looks so good oh dude that master
problem dude I'm gonna be playing this so much there's no rush today we're gonna
do a bunch of solo and then I'll be on my co-op adventure I'm trying to think
I think when I last played Slay the Spire, I did have a good place for Chat.
I can't remember.
It's probably the same ish I imagine.
Let me have a look real quick.
I don't have a good place for it.
I feel like I did.
Yeah, Chat goes in like the, I go in the top.
Okay.
We'll see if that's the case again when we get in.
All right chat that guy was right. I need a cup of tea. I do need a cup of tea and that means that we're getting no ads
We're getting no ads
When we play the game, but when I run out now, I'm gonna go and get a cup of tea. I'll leave you
I'm gonna get my cup of tea give me a moment
When the streamer is away, the mice come out to play.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a command.
I have a command.
I have a command.
I have a command.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have my ass conflict in shape, you know.
We've got our slay the spy cup of tea.
Isn't that you?
About a 300 milliliters of tea.
Ah, no I'm ready.
Now I am ready!
Okay, let's save the Spire.
Put this up here.
All right, so I'm clad.
What are those first-time players that I'm playing?
Do you want a brief tutorial?
Sure, why not?
I work for the people who maybe aren't familiar with this game as much.
Tips, select the room to travel to.
To move up the Spire, pick a room to enter.
Once you're in the room, pick an adjacent room above to keep climbing.
I love how the icons of, you know,
you've been cleaning up a little bit
and given a bit more life.
It's so nice.
The maps are still beautiful there.
Wonderful.
No blessing, yes blessing.
I'm gonna let's go on.
If you're enemies by playing cards from your hand,
cards that require energy to play.
Once you're out, end your turn.
At the start of your turn,
new cards are drawn and your energy is replenished.
Buy defensive cards to get embarked when enemies are about to attack you.
Block reduces incoming attack damage, but wears off at the start of your next turn.
During your turn, you can observe an enemy's intent above them.
If an enemy's intent on attacking you, be sure to block.
Okay, um, that's at the end of the act you will fight.
Ovantum, oh it touched me.
That's, oh I guess yeah.
It's a little bit of a map, right?
That's cool.
tutorial hey hey just because it's not my first time slaying the spider doesn't
mean it's not chats and I want chat to be able to enjoy all of this game in all
its glory the five minutes tutorials and her new one I normally put chat down
here during slow the spot or I could put you guys up there I wonder what's
better because the relics go up above so we're gonna put you there and I'll go
here from now no way my boy okay I'm gonna keep you center cuz that helps me
for now all right it was probably it's probably top left there isn't that's
normally the better place to put okay why does his voice sound deep at the
unusual. I'm fucking my balls have dropped for Slay the Spire.
I'm shipping myself there. Sorry. Alright, so always, you
know, Slay the Spire, it's about managing your health. As
well as your damage, always block as much incoming damage. As
makes sense, of course. Unless you can get a rematch.
Aggressive, this enemy intends to attack. This enemy
intends to block. Wait, can you both? What a bastard.
No more cards, if there are no more cards draw your discard pile, right is shuffled into
your draw pile left.
Oh wonderful.
Oh the animations.
I did turn off screen shake as well by the way.
Oh just that little bit of animation is so nice.
New cards.
7 damage gain 2 strength this turn apply to vulnerable lose to HP gain 16 blow off
good kids but it's a 2 cost okay 20 block 3 vulnerable I mean I think setup
strike is just the best one here I think I mean let's try that um well
would you go and fight as many elites as possible because we didn't um I mean I
thought to say I am not no bitch but I as we then we're all no bitches what is
this strategic the enemy intends to give you two status cards okay well let's
Let's get rid of the little guy.
Is that a new mechanic?
I'm just so excited.
Okay, we have set up strike.
Let's go.
Well, how much do we we gain?
6 HP at the end of the round.
I don't need to die.
Well, I can block.
Okay, there's gonna be two status cards.
He's slimed my ass.
Oh, this is so, so much fun.
Already I'm loving it.
Yes, this is great.
I'm so happy.
Power cards apply a buff to you and you must remain for a duration of a single combat.
Okay, we got new cards.
you through lose one HP deal 13 damage all enemies in flame always one of my
favorite cards just to always solid card and we go wrong with it anger deal 6
damage add a copy of this card into your discard pile always good but can get
away from you. I'll go inflame. Always a fun card. Oh, oh, oh he looks so beautiful. He
looks so beautiful, but okay. Bird Donis nest you spot an enormous shambling beast chased
off an injured green bird in the alchour of the bird fled from a single unguarded
egg lies abandoned. A single unguarded egg lies abandoned. Your stomach gurgles. Eat the egg.
Oh, unplayable. Can be hatched at rest site. Oh my God. Yes, let's see what that is.
Oh my God. Yes.
Oh, the sharp. It looks so new.
Okay, so we have remove a card always powerful mayhem at the start of your turn play the top card of your draw pile
Oh, that's fun. That's the kind of RNG I need
Whenever you apply vulnerable draw a card. Okay, so there's a lot of
Taunt game seven block apply one vulnerable
Well, these are expensive
If you've no texture hand draw two cards
That's pretty good, too
Emu Kinesis lose 2 HP that'd be really good with Anger
Oh my hand just changed the art
It was 6 damage, deal 3 additional damage, which caught an exhaust plow
What does this do? Upgrade it
We could try a vulnerable deck. That sounds fun.
And let's get rid of, um...
Let's get rid of a basic, uh...
Let's get rid of a basic strike for now.
Okay.
Awesome.
Oh!
Shrinkabil. Oh, that's cute. Oh, the egg is annoying.
Oh, the egg does play. What's that?
Here's the debuff for you, okay? Try me, bitch.
Okay, that makes sense why it's called the shrinking beetle.
While the shrinking beetle is alive, it will take 30% less damage.
Son of a bitch.
I'm small now, bro.
Okay.
I need to block this ideally oh I think okay I think I had lethal actually no I
didn't have lethal yeah I will take a lot of damage here but that's fine and
mouse I okay and I I return fire potion deal 20 damage and I see it back
All right
Deal eight damage if the enemy is vulnerable hits twice. All right, well, we're already going down the vulnerable
Huh
Let's hatch our egg. Shall we at the restaurant? Oh, dude. What's so cute is it?
in four place everyone be sitting
I hatched the egg
bird swoop deal 14 damage. Oh
Oh my god, that is crazy
Easy oh
All right, oh
The bird I want this interaction here
Okay, he's gonna hit me for a lot here
I
Holy damage. Yeah, I kind of went to come out. Okay to kill this turn
I don't want to take that damage
Is it me or it's kind of become more cringy as the ages okay
Dude, why you why you gonna do we do it like that?
Okay, we got the Vajra, which we did one more strength block potion always good. Ooh
Wait what
You just get one more straight Angie what that's crazy
Profit a man get excited about a video game at age 330
Okay, okay, okay, I wish I could just kill this guy, I mean I can kill this guy, but
I would take six damage.
I can block 10, which, I'm not most of this damage.
next time inklet loses HP it only loses one instead okay um maybe this is a
rotating thing or is it is that genuinely
oh my god wait it's like permanent pieces of shit
Dude that blows! 10!
What the heck! What! 10 in this economy!
It will strengthen meaningless but we should do it just to get that card out of our deck.
Oh he lost it. Oh cause I need to hit them once. Oh that's interesting.
Okay so I need to hit the monster with a...
Mmm...
Go.
Oh and here's one of them, right of course.
That makes sense.
Is that it, mate?
Uuuhm...
Oh my god!
Like in these new camps there, they're really fun.
Tutorial, by the way.
Not tutorial, it's the real deal.
It's the real deal, but who's giving track?
Alright...
And oh on this is just go to new artwork to and shrug it off
Shrug it off is really good to but on this is is God to you and we can upgrade on this if we go that way
Don't really want to go that way
So can I wanna? Oh double bonfire though
Mmm life is my tutorial my friends
Okay, let's, I mean I might not be able to fight in the lead right now, because I'm
kind of weak.
Ah fuck it, I'm not in the bridge.
Why is, this is a regular enemy?
Holy fuck my friends, this is not a regular enemy.
Okay, let's just spend the 10 buffing.
Okay, let's upgrade a card in my hand.
think we will upgrade the block. Inflame is pretty good but bird swoop. I don't think we
need Inflame to be honest. I think getting just flat damage down here is the play.
Alright we managed to block all of this. That's fantastic. But we need to kill on
this turn which we can do. Wonderful. Alright Rage when we play and attack this turn gain
three block. That's quite nice. That's also just nice. I think Rage is pretty
weird. I don't have a lot of block options right now. Oh, what's inside? At the start
of each combat, game 4 plating. At the end of your turn, game block. Plating to repair
one at the start of your turn. Wait, that's fantastic. Okay. New item, Pog! Yay! I'm so
excited. This game is so fun.
What the fuck is this?
Okay, I might have to use my block potion here, I'm gonna upgrade this, just fucking send it, and then I might have to 5 plus 7, so I want to take 7 damage, I think I can take 7 damage.
Oh, you failed me. You son of a bitch.
Okay, this is perfect now.
Okay, so let's calculate, oh wait, we can play all of them.
This guy, he's gonna buff.
I have, I won't get enough blocks to handle this anyway, so.
Oh, one off, that's so sad.
That's
Yeah block Bosa
Okay, wow that guy's gone for 12
Okay. Well, I can kill one of these guys. Let's just do that. Oh, he's gonna hurt. These
guys are no joke. This is a regular enemy. This is crazy. Oh my lord. Alright, battle
Trans draw three cards you cannot draw additional cards this turn
Uppercut, I've always found it quite hard to use
True grit. Oh same card if it not work now a nine block exhaust one card
Battle Trans feels pretty good. All right, let's fight the elite. Oh
Frog parasite
Okay, let's what does this involve into it? Okay, let's Omnimence roll one card set up strike
Let's do bash. Is it from the trailer? I'm used to dying, bro
Okay, let's we got three vulnerable on him. What is he gonna do though?
Okay that's pretty chill. So we should block two and hit once. I don't want to draw battle trance.
There we have Pyre. Great, this is great. This is a low damage turn from him. This guy's using me
the guys back all right I got them oh fuck I miscalculated
Oh, I want to kill that guy so bad.
Oh, hell no.
He buffs himself?
All cards.
I just fucking drew more of them.
I fucking hate my life.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That's Roth buddy.
Yeah, it's kind of hoping I wouldn't draw every infection in my hand, but you know, but then's the rules
Then fortunately after block which does kind of suck they come on just kill this guy. Oh
My god, this is stressful. This is a hard fight
Okay, perfect. No draw
Bye
Okay, that was kind of tough
Alright, deal 9 damage increases cards, damage by 5 this combat, gain 12 block whenever you
attack this turn, deal 4 damage back.
Flame barrier I do quite like.
Brawl cards until you draw a non-attack card.
That's just like strike, but better.
What's the relic?
Every time you play 3 attacks in a single turn you gain 4 block.
Do you remember I have that?
The run page sounds pretty good if I can cycle it.
Let's try it.
I think I've got too many cards there.
I'm already at 20.
Don't think we're going to be careful here.
Okay.
Armaments.
Into...
Let's go for a...
Yeah, let's do a bash plus so that we can get value out of it.
Well the plated armor is coming in really handy.
Well I should come for that guy, I kind of miscalculated here.
Oh I have no mana, I crawled.
I didn't think.
Oh I was really hoping I wouldn't draw into that card.
That's fine.
Okay
Okay, that's big and now I can just throw some of the one
All right, nice, okay, we're looking pretty good
And with the ornamental family I need to keep track of if I am to stop getting damaged for free
But we should be able to kill this guy now.
Yay!
Energy potion. I've got that right here!
I've got that right here!
And I've also got the most important thing.
My tea.
I do have vulnerable cards so I'm gonna take this one.
Alright.
Surely the elite won't be that hard.
What is this?
Bygone effigy.
Have you played a card this enemy received 10% more damage
when attacking this turn?
Is that so?
Whenever you play a vulnerable draw one card.
Okay.
Oh no.
Oh, no, the enemy is dead, bro.
I should probably just apply Vonnable.
Do I want to cycle my cards here?
Probably not.
Maybe bird swootin'.
Your journey ends here.
He intends to buff.
That's sad.
Let's drink the energy drink.
Does I...
I need to kill this guy.
Shall we begin?
Oh
He's just gonna keep doing that oh
No, oh
Oh, no, no, no
To 14
I think maybe I can kill. I don't know if I've done the math pocket
Done the math. I've just fucking done the math. Yeah, I fucking done the math. Yeah, I think I did the math
Apply three vulnerable. That's great
Little six damage to a two-dational do additional damage for all the cards containing strike
I have quite a lot of those. Strike, strike, strike.
Did you get rid of one of the OG strikes?
Dude, bird swoop is sick.
Yeah, I do vibe math. That is my thing. I do vibe math.
I'm a vibe math user.
I'm good enough at math where I can generally be like, yeah, I think I'm on the right range.
But I'm not good enough to actually do it every time.
Okay.
Okay, let's just play this.
Okay, perfect amount of block.
So what's this guy's deal?
It tends to apply afflictions on your cards.
Oh, what do you fucking do?
I drew no fucking...
Hmm.
Okay, I think what I'm gonna have to do here is use this to avoid taking damage.
I think I could have been fine, but yeah, whatever oh triple your block. Wow. No way. That's new
I'm draw the top card of your pile the same seven damage till six damage draw until I kind of one of those
Okay, boss time. We should Smith because what we do need, realistically, is Arminance or
Pyre. Probably Pyre. I think Pyre needs to be upgraded. Arminance, upgrade all your hands.
Probably Arminance. Pyre's pretty good too. Pyre feels like maybe bait. Let's do Arminance.
We'll do we'll do that next this enemy intends to attack. He's nine, bro. Hello. Oh, I forgot
I have a plating right now so I could be a bit more aggressive. Not crazy aggressive,
Oh my god almonds coming in massive
Let's get my I've probably should have done rampage actually well
All right
What is that
Okay, so for every attack card we play, that's good, that works.
And then I also have one of you apply block for two cards, I'm not doing this really helping
me here.
That tail is pretty scary!
But I need all the block I can get, so really simply I can't add the vulnerable,
Well, I really want to I'm going to not add the vulnerable
Again how much block right now three blocks
That's three attacks
I think I just need to play.
Oh no.
Still, not a huge amount of block, but enough immediately survived this hit.
Damn, that's a big hit.
Damn!
Please don't draw one of those
Okay
Okay, we've got rid of his
Invulnerable armor he is however increasing his strength
Which is a concern?
But we managed to draw a pretty good hand, so I feel pretty good
Wonderful. That was a big damage turn. Okay, we have to kill him within two turns, otherwise
we are fucked. Okay, let's opt for a bigger turn next turn. I might have to triple my
block here. Make sure my block next turn. Okay. Okay. If I need it, but I think I will
need it. Okay. I'm glad I saved that. Oh shit, let's go. I'm gonna do it. Fuck it.
Okay.
Oh, the music hit at the right time!
Okay, this is kind of worrying though, because I'm drawing fucking just wounds.
Okay, strength is up. That's fine. That's a freebie turn from us.
We should be able to kill him now.
Um...
Epoch discovered. What's that?
That sink was so sick, by the way.
Transform all attacks in your hand into giant rock.
Okay, that's kind of cool.
Deal 4 damage twice, exhaust a random attack in your hand, and add its damage to this card.
Dang.
That could be really good.
Well, rock seems so far.
Rock seems so far.
Let's... Thrashing's really good though too.
Thrashing's kinda busted.
Um, rock teams, you guys are so annoying.
You guys are so annoying because you want me to fucking take the rock.
You guys want me to take the rock and you want me to fucking lose my run?
And I will!
I will!
I will throw for content!
Give me the rock!
okay we're against the insatiable okay we want to go against the elites elites
elites okay so we're probably looking at oh we can only against one elite man okay
then probably them oh no this way and we get question marks okay cool what's
What's this?
What's this?
Whoa!
Oh, a visitor.
Do come in, dear.
What can-
How do I pronounce that?
Tess?
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
Tess.
That sounds kind of risky. Obtain 4 Wax Relics. Every 3 combats you'll left most Wax Relic will melt away.
Wow, okay, so essentially what we're getting is 4 relics every 3 combats.
Or upgrade 4 cards. I mean, it seems like Yummy Cookie is the best.
But because you've already gone Unger Boonger RNG, let's just hit the toy box.
at the start of each boss combat heals oh wait oh wait no wait these are relics
that slowly go away oh I thought it was we'd slowly get a new rally okay regular
enemy combats are no longer encountered in the okay fine whenever you add a card
oh I how I picked the order fuck okay you know what that's fun reading is bad
for you. That's why I don't do it. Okay. Tunneler. Okay, tunneler. I thought it was a H there.
It was indeed not a H. Okay. Now we have our pyre. Hmm. It actually hits hard. Sometimes
it does, man. It actually hits you like that. That sucks, because I just got so much block
on somewhere I don't yeah I vibrate they're fucking vibrate I can't get this guy can I
oh whoa giant rock dude wait is the rocker back in my deck or it does
dude wave rock goes kind of crazy cost you my luck wave rock gone crazy
okay dude this is so sick this is so sick dude everything about this game is
so fucking awesome so far wait this card is goaded wait the rock is the
GOAT! Oh fuck, offering, loose 6 HP, gain 2 and draw 3 cards. Fuck, I love offering.
I do love offering to be fair.
Gain 6, 8 block, gain another 8 block if you have exhausted the card this turn.
Let's do offering. I do like offering a lot.
Okay. Field of men-sized holds. The sudden sight of a massive field, gouged with large
outlines of bodies, stops you in your tracks. One of these outlines matches your own. It's
perfect. Okay. Resist. Enter your hole. Whenever this would be shuffled into your draw power,
Place it on top instead.
Uh, remove two cards from your deck.
Add normality to your deck.
You can't play more than three, oh.
Uh, let's enter the hole.
Whenever this, oh, whenever this,
this would be shuffled into your draw pile,
place it at the top instead.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Rock? No, no. I think it's Armand's plus.
Let's get Armand's plus.
Oh, the bird would have been good too.
Wait, what the fuck? I had this.
What?
Oh, there was an enemy. I didn't see that. What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Try to escape in 5 turns, you son of a bitch.
Okay.
There it tells guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
What the hell?
He's got my card!
Okay, this is kind of a bad turn for me.
This is almost damage from attacks.
What?
Armors plus, it's huge, it's huge.
I gotta kill this guy, I gotta kill this guy.
Does he gain anything now?
Okay, no, thank fuck for that.
Oh my god.
What do I get for beating this guy?
Okay, take your stolen card back, thank you.
Whenever you add a card to your deck, gain 15 gold.
Oh my God, that's awesome.
Um...
Enflame is pretty decent.
I don't really need two Enflames there.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
got this right away. Oh, wow. We got a good combo again.
I lost into offering into rage into, uh, into bash.
Inflame, really nice. Okay. Chomper. Why do these are like
defects?
Okay, I don't like that they keep putting those in my deck.
Everything can become a giant rock. I don't know if the bird is good to change there, but fuck it
Man there are a lot of defect like things that one year that were that were I know I know I'm just excited. I'm just excited. Okay
That sucks I'm gonna take a fair amount of damage here now I grew into absolute shit
Oh, the relic melted.
Three combats.
Deal damage equals your block.
Six damage, deal three additional damage for each card in your exhaust pile.
I'm going to skip these.
The thought block is pretty good though, no.
What is this?
infested prism
Okay
Damn
Oh, I had another energy damn it. Okay, 20 damage is a lot and not gonna lie fellas
First time in Veseprim takes attack damage each turn the attacker gains.
First time in Veseprim takes attack damage each turn the attacker gains.
Oh!
That's pretty good.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay, four damage, not great.
Okay.
Uh...
Right, so I can do...
Bash into Dismantle, and then I'll get energy.
Then I can do Inflame. I have to block probably. I want to Inflame so bad though.
This thing is scary man. Oh god I'm gonna take a lot of damage. Well this isn't a leak
so that makes sense. I can't just fucking fuck around.
Uh, offering. Let's do offering cause I think I need all the help I can get here.
Armaments again. Rage. I should have battle trance to get more cards drawn. Fuck.
Okay, okay, I mean I'll play it. Why not?
Giant rock shit
Okay, that was kind of close I feel like I took a lot of damage there, but whenever you have no cards
You're handling a turn draw card wonderful
Okay, oh
Oh, that's good. Apply two vulnerable. Lose one HP, deal 13 damage to all enemies.
Let's do... Oh, Breakthrough's pretty good. That's pretty good.
One HP to 13 damage to all enemies.
Eight block. Apply two vulnerable.
Let's do that. Let's do that.
Okay.
Okay, this is the Potion Carrier. Dude, the artwork is so good.
There is a sour smell in the air and shortly after you find a potion carrier collapsed on the ground on moving
lifeless dead while their belongings have been ransacked there is a batch of foul smell in potions with a note recipient
Merchant. Okay. Um, can we throw in the merchant for 100 gold instead? Oh my god.
I'm going to the merchant right now.
Oh my god! It's reigning money! Okay. It's huge.
Okay, hold up chat.
Hold up, I'm fucking rich.
Hey people, what's up man?
This game is so good.
Already, I'm having so much fun.
Okay, so the first time you play in attack skill and power, each turn gain one strength
and one dexterity.
That's pretty good.
You start with your turn, gain two strength and all enemies gain one strength.
I don't know rainbow ring sounds goaded that sounds genuinely goaded upon pick up raise your max HP by 10
I don't know if that full heals you
I don't think...
Brimstone is good. Yeah, well, I'm not saying Brimstone isn't good. It's just risky. I don't have a lot of block.
Put a skill from your draw pile into your hand, exhaust.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Let's let's remove the card.
The basic blocks, honestly.
I don't need them.
Famous last words.
I won't save my money.
Okay.
What's inside?
Whenever an enemy dies, gain?
Oh my god, yes!
That's so useful.
Okay.
Roomstone to outscale the enemy.
I think that my turns aren't lasting long enough for it to be worth.
At least right now I could be longer.
Oh, I forgot to battle transverse again.
What a fucking misplay.
No, I could have I could oh my god a generational fumble
What is that?
Oh my gosh keep drawing. Oh, yeah, cuz that card
Wait that's sick. Gremlin horn is goaded. Dude rainbow ring already? I love this card.
This, this relic is so good. The rainbow ring is goaded. Okay.
Oh, we're not regretting this.
uh bro's doing some astral projection shit okay um
fuck it oh 21 no bro
Like it cut them into giant rock plus
okay nice okay then we'll just go for the kill now if I if I can always be
bonobos one off I should have not gone for the kill here I just told a lot of
the game
I have two dicks there to go.
Your Remo Ring is actually a go to check.
Remo Ring is doing donny things for me right now.
I need more draw just to make sure I keep drawing into that block.
three damage deals three additional damage all the cards okay I've quite a
lot of those but shrug it off is always generally good and if I can get the
upgrade 11 block I'll do shrug it off it's always pretty good all right well
we want to find the lead we already decided that and we can find one elite
Or we can do a leap and a fire. Hmm. I do kind of need to heal. I think
We big maybe a leap on fire let's do a leap on fire
What the fuck is this card bro, what is this you upgraded?
Okay, so I can do but this
Draw three additional cards, armaments the cards
Rage
Looks like three vulnerable and we'll add it to the guy. It's gonna bother himself
Then let's deal 20 damage on this guy
He dies we get another card
14 block and block everything. Oh my it's a beautiful turn
It's a beautiful turn. I've been feeling though if other segments are still alive if we're driving two turns
Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen
Okay, this is a bit concerning though
I do think I get all block. Hmm. I don't look gonna get much block this turn. It's quite a bad turn for me
I think we're gonna have to boss
He's gonna come back how much healthier number 25 Wow, okay
That's quite a lot. I think I'm gonna have to use offering
Okay, we have primal fuck I want to play this so bad, but it might be bad to play it
Intense debuff. This guy is a problem, bro. 14 damage is crazy
He's gonna nerf me
I'm vibe playing right now. I'm not really like oh
My god 24
Yeah, I got the exterior to that
Oh dude, I feel a lot of damage here, very careful.
Oof, there we would go crazy if only I drew some.
I
Do the socks
I
Know my giant rock
Okay, I should be safe now. I
Took a lot of damage though
But it'll be worth it right guys
Time
Okay, I think it'll be worth it.
Okay, what do we get?
Put a car for your discard power into your hand to costero.
Throw an egg whenever you add a power into your deck, upgrade it.
Oh, whenever you draw a card to strike, it is played against a random enemy.
Fuck it.
It's pretty a bad card, actually, but fuck it.
I think I need a rest.
30% of your health.
All right, I need a heal.
Alright, let's go against this.
Okay, Hunter Killer.
Fuck me, this guy looks strong.
Okay, we got a good buff off right away and we got our Dex-O-D-E up.
This is such a fucking goaded thing.
The ring might be the greatest thing of all time, chat.
I'm not even exaggerating at this point.
um power skill attack power skill and then all that i want to play wait why is it going
down wait wait wait oh it went up okay what
What?
When you play card lose one strength.
Beach what?
Elrazor?
Tank?
Battle trance?
We got a power that's a skill to attack?
Why do they not play this first?
I'm actually trolling.
I'm actually genuinely fucking bonafide trolling.
What am I doing?
Oh, there's a massive missplow.
Oh, this is going to hurt.
Oh, this is going to hurt.
I'm going to plant a tank.
Got the additional block in there.
It's going to hurt.
It's going to hurt.
It's going to hurt a little bit.
Oh my god, the strikes play by themselves.
So good.
Wait, I don't have enough damage to fucking...
I have anything.
Dude.
I'm gonna lose six anyway, so maybe I should just fucking kill him.
Yeah, I'm not gonna let him hit me.
All right, okay, there we go.
We have kill sub-nationary game block.
This turn deal five damage to the enemy.
Okay, okay, another enemy.
That was a basic enemy as well.
This is getting scary.
This guy's got tough, man.
He's gonna fucking hit me.
Oh my god, okay, vulnerable.
Let's hit uh...
This thing?
That was a huge draw. Oh my god.
That was a massive draw.
Okay, I can see why I'm gonna be playing it against every enemy. It can be quite a mess.
Okay.
I'll get off into
Oh my goodness gracious boys. We're looking we're looking good the nectar bug is sauce
He is looking a little sauce man, wait this card is actually go to it
Wait, this is such a sick animation.
I love this!
I love this!
Okay, finally I fight that one well and I got all my health back.
Hey vicious plus one of you apply vulnerable draw two cards
Set up strike well we have that thing fuck it
Okay, question is do I heal my for health or do I smear if I smith I would definitely do pyr
Right through is so good.
Right through is pretty good.
It's probably a heal realistically.
So let's do that.
Alright, let's find this boss.
I don't know the bosses yet. Sorry, T-Time check.
Okay.
So, he's intending to give me six status cards.
I can draw any skill from my draw pile.
Um...
I think I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna draw...
Uh...
Battle trance.
I'm gonna do...
Do I want offering?
That feels kind of crazy.
Fuck it.
That's the kind of plays we need to get today.
Oh my god, a massive misplay.
Generational misplay.
It's what we know and love from Connor.
Nobody does it quite like him.
What an insane misplay. Generational misplay.
That father earth and son of a...
Okay, this is a knife.
This is gonna hurt.
That is a good thing I healed, boys.
In four turns you'll be eaten and die. Oh fucking wonderful, mate. Dude, I need to
fucking... I can't play Pyre. I want to play Pyre so fucking bad, but I can't.
I can't take out much damage.
Okay.
Oh, I trolled my week as well. Oh my gosh, look at my dicks. Oh no. Okay, that's fine.
We do a little bit of trolling on this channel. But a little bit, I mean, quite a lot today.
Um, all right, Hellraiser. Rage. Game block, apply two vulnerable. And then strike. So
So let me get our thing up. Okay, we are this is gonna hurt I
Have two turns until I die, but that's fine. This is fine
Oh God
Oh my dad's I'm actually dead
Oh wait wait, oh my god, I live with one. Oh my god the same
Oh my God!
You're all game, two energy, draw two cards, energy, oh wow that's pretty fucking good.
is not removed at the start of your turn. Stroke, I think I had four of those that fight. Exhaust
your hand, draw a card. Each hand, Exhaust, okay. So Barrake is obviously a very good
card. I just am not getting enough block generally to make it worthwhile. Stoke, oh it's Stoke.
I thought it was Stroke. This actually is killing my ass, bro. I must have it. Impervious.
I think I had a stroke and I read that card in previous is pretty fucking good.
Barricade is kind of bait.
If I'm to be honest with you, it's kind of bait.
It's barricade plus, though, which is good, which.
What's the non upgraded version costs three.
I think it's on the end of previous.
Barricade slam the go.
Yeah, if you get it early, but I've gotten it too late in the game here, I think. Our boss is the queen.
Oh, new friend! All right. Okay, Vaku, the first demon. Give yourself to me, and you'll be feared as much as I.
Okay. Dean, energy to start at each turn. Vaku plays your first turn for you.
Okay. Add two random curses and three wishes to your deck.
put a card from your draw pile into your hand. Exhaust.
That's pretty like that.
You're playing a theory of copy of your first attack you play each turn.
Mmm. You know what? You know what? Let's do it! Let's go full gamba!
What could possibly go wrong?
All right
Okay, I really want to go to a shop before we go
Just want to leave this way
Auto place sign me up bro up bring me back to Genshin
No Genshin sir honkai auto play for me. I need to help a shop so I can hit this one up
Um, I would only be doing one elite. I think that's fine and
Then I if I I don't know if I'm gonna lose this. I think I can at least
What in the fuck is this guy doing
Well, he really is just playing my turn for me. Okay, you didn't want to play hell raise a body really?
Oh, we also full healed, yay.
Okay, so now it's finally my turn to play, my turn on the controller.
Ah, we want to play a skill.
I played this in the wrong order.
This is a bit of a disaster.
Maybe I should give the fucking controller back to Baku, bro.
He knew what the fuck he was doing.
I clearly fucking don't.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Okay, he's buffing himself. That's fine, I think.
Oh, he's not vulnerable. That sucks.
I think you should kill him.
There we go.
Took quite a bit of damage there, really.
More than I intended to.
Add a random attack at your hand.
It's free to play this turn. Exhaust.
You'll 12 damage to all enemies,
cost one less for each attack played this turn.
Stomp could be huge.
It could also be... I've got 30 cards in my deck. I don't...
I don't know if I need AoE.
Let's do Bloodlust.
Okay, luckily we have the bracelet still. Huge. Crystal Sphere.
I'd predict you'd enter. A raspy voice calls out to you as you enter a mystic heart.
Your destiny has brought you here. We must uncover your future and fortune so you can save us all!
Okay, here are the options for the Crystal Sphere reading. Be sure to sign this waiver as well.
Well, he says we're holding bringing out a pan and parchment.
Pay 61 gold, divine three times.
Gain a debt.
What's divine?
Okay, well,
level cards cannot be played.
Wow, okay.
Let's do, let's pay 61 gold.
Whoa, what is this?
Okay, let's have a look.
How to divine, reveal your future by revealing the tile,
Select small divination or big divination and reveal the tiles within the crystal sphere.
Once an item is revealed, you will receive it at the end of the session.
Beware! Revealing some items may be dangerous. Big divination!
No, I got a card!
Whatever you lose HP on your turn, being too strength.
Ummm...
I see, I see this is pretty good, it's pretty good.
I don't really want any more cards though.
What?
That's it?
I only got three divinations!
Man, fuck you!
Grave of the Forgotten.
There is a single grave with a rolling blue flame, a prideful worry, a dying battle, but
its soul is restless.
It wants to keep fighting.
You feel it begging to journey with you, but perhaps it's better for it to face the truth.
One of you exhaust a card, do you want a shuran anime?
Confront with the truth.
to your deck. Enchanted card that exhausts with Soul's power. What's Soul's power?
Ooh, this card loses...
I don't know what Soul's power is, let's find out.
Okay, this card loses exhaust. Whoa! Whoa! That's sick! Wait, that's crazy, no?
It literally says, I didn't see it, just read it, I didn't see it, I was trying to find it.
That's kind of broken, that is pretty OP.
Offering without exhaust seems OP, um, yeah but then you gotta remember you're spamming
losing 6 HP, but you can technically infinite with it, but yeah the value of offering is
pretty huge.
Dang it has to be offering, but I gotta be careful, but impervious without exhaust is
all so crazy.
Are you being able to just completely rep that?
Secret technique not bad as well.
I think 30 block.
I'm gonna go with the 30 block here, and I'm gonna upgrade this card.
Okay, I also get another event, oh nice!
Oh, wonderful. Wait, what? Wait, everything must go? What?
Are you serious? Oh, they nerfed the waffle.
Oh my god.
Dude, that's crazy.
Snack your eyes.
Start each combat confused.
The cost of your cards are randomized.
Dude, but I've got so many zero cards.
It doesn't make sense.
I've got so many zero cards.
It doesn't make sense.
Oh no, the rug is for sale.
Well, I can't buy it, man.
I'm gonna skip this one.
Okay, well, now I can do two elites.
But I can also hit up three bonfires and another shot.
Four bonfires, I mean, that feels,
that feels like you just got to.
Oh my god 40 block, a 2 mana.
Devious bro, fucking devious.
I actually don't mind when he takes my turn, he's kinda not bad with it.
Okay you kinda trolled there, come on.
Oh dude devoted sculptor, dude wait, he is awesome, they have jobs now.
Oh god, Ritual 9? Really?
Okay.
Dude, if I had the block continuing over now, that'd be huge.
Okay.
So.
Let's apply to block.
Let's howl raise.
Let's bird swoop, and then let's hit him with this.
And then
Now we have plus two dexterity. He is ramping up a lot faster than I thought he would
Oh my god boys who you oh my god
Oh my god!
Okay, oh my god stomp plus.
I was not going to take it, but now I'll take it.
Oh, there's another strike card there, I guess you're taking that one.
Haring Shield, if you end your turn with at least 10 blocks, you'll 6 damage a random
enemy.
Oh, that's awesome.
We will do that.
Smith, let's upgrade.
Uh, I just thought of offering upgrades.
Now, let's do pie.
Okay, shop time.
All right, here's another impervious.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Start over your turn.
So each combat apply one week to all enemies.
Draw remaining card rewards can now contain
colorless cards.
Oh, interesting, okay.
The side of each combat, heal to health.
That would've been great if we got it earlier on.
Um.
I do have a lot of relics.
Dane three thorns, draw three cards.
Probably remove a card. Let's go to this and I think three
Okay, fuck it, let's just
Offering plus final force giant rock plus it steals more damage
damage. This doesn't exhaust. Wow. Okay. Damn. Let's do that. Wow. These enemies look so
fucking sick. The good thing is that you place my entire hand, not exactly in the best order.
15 damage I'll take right now. I think that's fine. What is this? Ropture? Oh yeah, okay.
Got it. Wow, all Spectral Nitro alive. All your cards are ethereal. Woooah! That's
Fine though.
Oh, fuck, I can't even draw into it.
62 block. I think I have enough.
Okay, almonds. Oh, it's the it's the just the basic one.
and I'm block me vulnerable.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm thinking it's Genshin auto playtime.
Take over game please.
Yeah, take over please.
Yeah, take over.
Yeah, it finishes up for me.
And he dies to the block.
Oh my God!
Dude, the unceasing top value is going absolutely dico mode.
Okay, Akebeco at the start of each combat game, 8 vigor.
Okay. Oh, okay. Another offering! I'll take it!
Oh, the round tea party. You find an invitation from Sir Galalot to a tea party and decide to show up in his stead.
Seed. Upon entering, and an unassuming rotunda, you find yourself in the midst of commanded generals, warlords, and mercenaries having tea.
The gigantic knight, dying at Golden Crown, speaks.
Thou art late for tea?
Oh, it's the previous boss.
Uh, pick a fight.
Oh, I can fight him?
A tin of royal poison?
No.
Let's get a random relic.
You jump onto the table
and kick the warlord knight in the face.
The knight lets out a haunting streak
and kneels over, heals over.
Everyone gasps.
The patrons stare wide-eyed at the corpse of their regulars and then bursts into applause.
We were wondering how to rid of Sir Weigol.
Incredible work!
Oh, yo, they dump out your poison tea and you discuss tactics and secrets all night.
A most excellent tea party.
Okay.
Oh, I don't get the relic.
Oh, I did it on bronze scales.
Yes
Okay, it's the final boss I should rest up and
Then everyone clap dude. This is so good man. I'm having so much fun. This is amazing
Okay, let's find our final boss the queen
Okay, he's playing for me. Okay. Okay
Whatever you have no cards in your hand during your turn, draw a card.
Okay, it doesn't work when he plays, which is unfortunate.
Okay, what are we doing here?
Chains of binding.
The first three cards drawn each turn are afflicted with bound.
Only one bound card can be played each turn.
Cards are unbound at the end of the turn.
Bitch.
You bitch.
Wait, that's so bad.
That's awful.
What?
No.
No.
This turn you're next to clock.
Oh god.
So bad
Okay, I mean I'm gonna take so much damage here
To roll gain health for two cards. Okay, I'm gonna do this. I just hope that we get something good here. Okay
Okay, finally a fucking turn where they didn't do anything.
Okay, Hal-Razer is huge.
I would have liked to have played a skill though, for all these reasons.
They're nice.
Dude, this bounding thing is actually countering me.
Damn it, they've sort of ATTEMERY KINGS!
Okay, offering into another offering. It's crazy enough. It just might work
Okay
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm trying to kill this fucking thing, man.
Okay, but luckily, I gotta be careful there.
I could be in trouble.
Like this could be trouble.
We won't be trouble here.
I don't have the draw vulnerable thing.
No I do, I do.
Okay.
So I can hit twice, draw two cards.
I should be okay here.
I'm gonna add this as well.
Oh that only works if I give vulnerable.
Okay, that needs to do this.
my dad no I'm dead no dude I was so close oh man that's unfortunate dude that
that taking 50 damage that one turn killed me row
no i lost my first run!
that was a great first time though
saving quit bro we don't do we don't do save and quit here
in the timeline reveal epochs to unlock cards relics and much more
play a single run to reveal this it's gonna work
Chapter 5. Meow. Re-opening. Mother of Resurrection. Meow, awakened from a slumber. Rise, champion. Again. Again.
Meow will now greet you at the starting throne. Yoooo! She's back! Yes!
Okay, what else do we get? Play around with the ironclad to reveal.
News of the spies reopening made its way to the silence. She ferries a boat to the capital.
The siren is back, dude!
Okay, what have we got down here?
Wait, this is awesome!
There, I am fat.
A warrior from a faraway land entered the spire driven by pure instinct and a cursed blood.
His lost all reason and identity.
All who prevent his ascent shall be petrified, shall perish.
Oh, cards unlocked!
Vulnerable enemies taken additional 25% damage. Wow.
They must strengthen each vulnerable on the enemy.
That would have been so good! Oh my god!
Eh?
The ironclad's strength surges, the flame of demonic pact
courses through his blood, cuts and bruises heal rapidly.
The valley guard are cleaved into the desert tribe, a burn to a crisp.
Windwalk is smashed into the ground, an even familiar horde.
A progressive bronze cladded warriors are set ablaze with these exciting new flames.
All of the ironclad's enemies are shown no mercy.
All of the ironclads!
I inquired where is everyone the following relics appear in future arms, oh, let's go
Pick a frog a frog any of your vulnerable takes and further damage rather than 50 nice the first time you gain strength each come at double that amount. Yeah nice I
Have another one too. What's this one?
The Void of Nothingness, but then the world came into existence.
It churned about and molded itself to that which tells stories along the journey-layer
planet named Pryon, a mere speck in the universe.
They say that a great story about a spire took place there.
Oh, countless cards at the start of your turn, transfer one card in your hand, okay.
Every ten cards you draw, oh, automation!
It's uh played two random cards for a draw pile.
It feels like he's back.
It feels like he's really there guys.
Kill 15 bosses with the silence reveal this.
The axe 3 with the ironclad.
No!
You son of a bitch.
That's so sick though.
That's so fun, man.
Alright.
Look at that.
play a single one of the silencer lots of character.
Okay.
All right, let's play the silent then.
But before we do that, let's go and get a, there's a patch in steam.
What really?
Is it really?
Hold on.
Let me find out if there is.
Is it actually?
Oh, there is.
But there is.
But what's the patch?
Probably some game breaking thing, maybe.
Probably some game breaking thing, maybe.
Maybe a hot fix.
What do they do?
Some bug fixes?
Oh, okay, nice.
I'm reopening it.
I'm reopening it right now.
All right.
We got a bit of an update.
3.7 megabytes.
Defect now removed.
No!
No! My boy!
This is an issue where if you played the first round multiplayer and this can't get to the
written act one, fix crash and fast card.
When card play is cancelled you... oh okay.
Let's just fix some crashes.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay, we're definitely going to do a silent run now.
Oh, she's back!
Yeah!
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Whenever you rest in a rest site, raise your max to 3 by 5.
Whoa! Whoa!
Niau's Fury, deal 10 damage, put two random cards from your discard pile into your hand, exhaust.
Obtain two random relics and additional strike and defend. That's kind of bad.
Um...
Okay...
Well...
Hmm...
Hmm...
full arc card that's pretty good the relic one is gacha a luria's gacha and
that's why I'm going for it okay that was kind of cheeks the salivate combat
apply one viable all enemies I guess that's not bad actually that's pretty
good not the greatest though to be honest with you fellas
marbles is good marbles is good but the strawberries I alright well before we
start this let's get a coffee but how funny is this okay let's decide our route
before we go for coffee let's take stock we're gonna fight as many elites as we
can which means we're going down this path so we'll go here who's the first
enemy leaf slime oh new cards oh they're all the same okay all the artwork is
beautiful I mean animations mega crate you've done it again yes this game is so
You can draw on the map.
Alright, let's get a coffee.
We'll find out.
Be right back, Chad.
Give me two minutes.
I
Read cutscenes but I also did I also eat this now
no way yeah I just found out I like the mandarins I was like I hold on that means
actually kind of fire but I started eating them I was like that's great
hmm
okay
what was that? oh he's weak
there was this guy? no way man runs I actually got a little soup waffle from
say this by let's try it for good luck
all right I'm dunking in my coffee that's the correct way
hmm
hmm hmm
But again, what the fuck is this block turn?
Oh my god, this is awful.
Am I killed this fucking thing?
Do the animations on the silent are so sick.
roster saying hello what's up Ross every three times you apply poison d11
damage to all enemies I'm gonna full poison let's do it I'm gonna go full
poison chat I'm gonna do it
I should do I'm not nice you'd get a poison card
was he one crawler that's pretty chill hmm
That was the game. It's fucking amazing. It's so good.
Why did I not hit him? What the fuck?
Nice.
No fast mode?
I'm taking my time right now.
I want to enjoy all the animations.
Okay, I guess I'll just keep spacking into poison that doesn't exist yet, which is a
guaranteed way to lose a run in this game.
should never do this this is how you lose runs doing dumb shit like this
kinda goes all in pre-floor. I'm sorry I knew down. Bitch. Okay he's buffing. This is
not the kind of fucking attack card. Just about. Oh my god. Well, you're empty potions
lots of women. Oh, like you had the letter on. Okay, this is what I'm talking about.
fucking block except it's all in powers no not the early merchant I will apply I
will get a poison stab and remove a card these strikes have got to go bro
might as well use that potion um no cuz what I have is a thing that gives me
immediately three potions so there's a lot of benefit to not using it until I am
in need of using three potions if you understand that's my drift I'm not
gonna attack him this turn so now it's basically what I can do is hold five
potions. There's a ton of value, essentially, and not using it.
Okay.
This guy is kind of scaling on me a little bit. Oh god, that's what I was
to that. Okay, Mirage, seven block is good. Is he powering up or am I imagining it? Every
three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies
oh my god my deck is just no anick enough right now I'm going through it
boys 18 the start of its term loses 12 HP okay so I can't kill it
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Whenever you shuffle your draw pile, draw a card.
Oh, that's a nice card.
Uh, murder. Deal one additional damage for each card on this combo.
Aw.
Mmm.
Mmm, that's pretty bad cards.
Uh...
It is shiny and I like shiny things.
I do have kind of deck cycling right now, but I have so many cards, which is also a problem.
It does scale pretty fast though.
More poison.
I do need poison, unfortunately.
I really wanted to take that, but I do need poison.
sounds busted sounds like yeah I mean they're like if the fight just goes on
long enough you'll just win okay well the fuck is this cube construct
nine damage I'm on the table on that
right okay this is a bit shit because I want to ideally
it's coming right oh my god I have to kill Mr. 12 oh my god don't have enough
Oh my god, I could be five, Walden.
Five potions?
Oh yeah, true.
Amtrollic.
Um, it's strange that all enemies last card you play this turn on the skill apply one
week. I think I'm just gonna go full poison unfortunately. Oh fuck this guy. This is a
bad matchup for me.
Well luckily I did draw the poison immediately but this guy is a problem.
I've got maximum poison I can get on him as well.
This is bad.
These are all so cheeks.
Oh, these are so cheeks.
All these potions are genuine cheeks.
Oh my god, am I loose to this guy?
Okay, never mind.
We're good.
We live another day.
And he has 20 poison on.
Okay, we win.
Nice!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that is close.
So I'm gonna turn draw one card and discard one card.
That's pretty good.
Draw one card if you draw a skill game three block.
I think I have a lot of skills right now.
But work always good though.
Tools of the trade.
Tools of the trade is pretty good.
I think footwork is just always a great card.
Okay, I would love to upgrade a card.
Unfortunately, I think I kind of
hold myself a little bit.
I think I'm forced to heal here.
I'm gonna go against an elite.
Funner is not fond of stealth games.
That's not true.
I'm fond of stealth games.
I'm just not good at the stealth games.
There's a big difference there.
instead of each boss combat heal 25 that's massive thank you game I don't have a
okay I was gonna say I really need noxious fumes to be drawn there this
honestly it was a pretty good first hand
So, I wonder if I hit them all now.
Was it of T'Kamers 1 applying of poison or was it applied to all of them and T'Kamers
immediately doing it?
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god!
Damn!
Uh, shit, okay, let's fucking go, boys.
Hit him with a XAM, bro. Hit him with a XAM. Oh my goodness! Guys, can a man with a XAM?
Can a 29-year-old man with a XAM? XAM, she's 12? No, that's not what I'm XAMing to.
Okay, if you draw a card during your turn, okay, I do have a poison, no more of this
poison set.
No!
I just controlled my order there.
Okay, luckily this guy doesn't do an incredible amount of damage, but he does fucking hurt
a lot. Okay.
What was the poison isn't passed over to him?
What are you out of sync?
No, it's not. That's that's not true. That's not
I
Can't you see it? Oh, you're right. I was fucking a lot. I said you're lying, sir
Okay, hold on hold on whoa, okay, what is happening?
We start what it
Hey, how we looking now? Are we back? Hello? Hello? Hello?
It's good. Dude, the air we think is crazy, man.
We good? All right, that's good.
Close enough? Still decent. Really?
I could restart OBS whenever you play 3 or 4 cards from your Tendra.
Choose a card, next turn add 3 copies of that card to your hand.
That's pretty good.
Just turn camera on and off.
It's not the camera, it's probably OBS, so let me do a quick restart chat.
I'll be back, in like literally two.
Okay, should be okay now should be good now
There we go, okay, what is this upgrade to two I
I want Noxious Fume has pretty much been carrying me right now.
Mirage costs 0.
15 down.
Okay, let's do Nightmare.
If I'm going to be able to play this card, it needs to not cost 3 because 3 is actually
criminal.
Alright.
Okay.
all right okay I guess we're gonna boom we're gonna boom we're gonna boom and I
guess we'll do we won't retain the hand well wait we don't need it we don't
need it because this guy this guy's gonna die he's gonna debuff me
Strangler is alive at the end of your turn. Take three damage. You piece of fucking shit.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's unfortunate, gentlemen.
I could've... Hmm, I think there was a way I could've killed them there.
Oh, nine health. Not ideal, fellas.
Um, okay.
Let's weaken him.
Ooh, Nightmare. That would have been actually a good thing to do triple off.
Um...
Two Dexterity.
Can I kill this guy?
Can I kill this guy?
Oh, I just completely misclicked.
I just completely misclicked.
Fuck sake, I'm into click footwork.
Not that card.
Okay, well that's pretty bad for me.
That's pretty costly.
Wait, oh my god.
Wow, that misclick was awful.
Holy shit.
Well, we're in my wrong.
I meant, okay, well.
Okay, I guess, uh...
I guess we don't get to do that one.
Alright.
On this quiet planet, pieces of imagination began to dot the world.
They roamed the land in this time of simple, gleeful violence.
Countless ways to kill, to feed, and to proliferate.
I'll suggest it.
Colonies hives, groups in schools, emin flow, and the nooks and crannies of Priya.
How's the world?
Okay, well we get more silent stuff
And cuz we played a run I think we unlock the region
Hmm so do a rerun
Okay, I'll do a rerun for you cuz I doesn't count as a shit run
His majesty barely even looked anymore and swiped through planets profiles in the current constellation
I
Demand to visit a more exciting planet the region slammed his fist down on the space console
Beep Beep Beep Beep! Anomalous planet detected.
Oh, dude. The region has arrived. His majesty may now embark upon the shrine.
Onwards! That's so sick, dude. Dude, the region looks so sick.
Okay. Oh god, he looks so sick though, Chad. He looks so sick.
Or a farmer, okay? Okay, okay?
We're gonna be playing for literal hours today chat. So I think we should do a proper silent run
Let's see how we get and then we'll do a proper run of all of them
To a random record turns away your strikes and defense
Hmm gold's always good. Well, let's look at the map
There's a shop right away. What do we want to go down that right away?
Yeah, honestly, we would.
But getting rid of your strikes and defense, especially on the Silent is good.
Let's do, we can get rid of one here.
Yeah, let's do Golden Pearl and then we'll go to the shop right away.
Right.
Okay.
right okay I feel you the silent always draws two additional cards of combat okay
when to defect we don't lock him he's probably last because he's the coolest so
They're saving him for last.
Can he three strikes?
Perfect.
Very lucky.
Okay.
Oh, Sly, a new mechanic.
If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of your turn, play it for free.
Was it a shift build?
I think it's a shift build, boys.
Man, I really want to make that poison build work, but...
Oh well, I did set it up badly to be honest
Um, okay
Oh, wait, wow kunai is actually busted for shives dude, dude
Okay, we're going to the British build and and I'm not gonna get excited but
We've already got a phenomenal start to this
This is about as good as it can get off of it. Dude, the shiv animation looks so sick.
The shiv animation! It looks so good!
Oh my god. Okay, if we will have any build that will make it all the way to the boss
and decisively beat it, it would be something like this build.
Not to get carried away, but these are the kind of builds that dreams are made of.
I could have killed it too.
I could know what I'm saying.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's get this.
Okay, one health loss, 69 nice.
Playdance does exhaust now, which is a bummer.
I didn't read that. I am gonna cry.
Okay, let's do it, okay, okay!
You defeat a pair of Guardian Kin and make your way into a protected vault.
Inside is a tablet with familiar inscriptions.
Your intuition tells you that this language can be deciphered rather easily.
However, once you begin deciphering, you'll be locked in.
The tablet gives off a soothing energy and you can smash it to receive its healing
energies. The cipher. Okay. Continue cipher. Max HP. Oh, fuck, I thought it was... Fuck
I
Get another one upgrade them all
Oh God
Yikes dude, yeah, it's gonna be hard to get this wrong go in
Okay
Well, let's avoid the elite, maybe
With dads you're so dumb you're so dumb you think we're done
We hit a flip seven
Okay, we are in a bit of a pickle I won't lie. We are in a bit of a pickle
There's literally no point in resting. I have all my cards upgraded except for one
Okay
Okay, so three okay not three three six okay, so I block it all with this
right I did the math right I can't fuck up my math once this is crazy didn't
Did he?
Ohhhh!
Sugaoi!
Did I miscalculate my damage here?
I think I might have.
I think I might have just miscalculated.
I think I'm dead.
I think I did this in the wrong order.
WHAAAAHAHAH!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, can I actually see it, okay.
I, I, I am gonna lose this run.
I just wanna see if it is possible to continue this.
I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see if it's possible.
Okay. I think it is possible.
Save scumming. I'm gonna abandon this run regardless but I just want to see if it
is possible. Okay so I think what I needed to do was... I had to defend at
least once. No. Okay, noted, it will fucking suck you dry. Don't throw a run that you
have a very good start to Connor. Note to self. Note to self. She's one of two colors
Upgraded card. Transfer one of your strikes and one of your defends.
Um... Let's transfer one of my strikes and one of my defends.
Was it guaranteed to be rare? Wait, I just got lucky. Oh my god.
I got Murder and Bullet Time. Wow. That is a crazy pull.
Not gonna lie, that's kinda nuts. Alright, well, let's have a look.
So we want to face as many as elites as possible and that'd be by going down
Pretty much any way
Sharp don't really want to shop right away
Yeah, we'll go this way
We're going for a discard build now
Maybe we are well, we got rid of some of the strikes and defense was already great, but we want right away
Okay.
Um.
Man, that mode on our scale pretty quickly.
A bullet time.
Uh.
Counter-additional cards or cards in your hand are free to play this turn.
Pretty sick.
Then bullet time has just goaded.
There's not that much downside to it.
It's quite nasty.
Elisa brutal on this one?
Yeah, the Elisa, I feel I'm noticeably stronger, dare I say.
Well, I love a good challenge and I'll never say no to it.
Alright, our murder has 27 damage.
Wow, one cycle of that.
Okay, so I think what we do is we really don't want to get any cards unless they are...
Uh...
If this is just decarded from here, okay, uh, decarded.
Decarded?
I think tactician could work.
But it's quite bad, and only works for survivor.
I actually think I'm not gonna get any of these.
I want to cycle murder, that's what I want.
I actually don't want any of these.
I think I have an idea.
Wellspring, you trace a low rumble to its source
Confined yourself captivated by a tranquil wellspring the water is an emerald green with clusters of glowing notes
It looks inviting. What could possibly go wrong?
Remove one coffee deck. I want guilty to your deck
Remove from your deck of the five combats
Yes, please
We don't give it too many strikes. We do have a decent amount of blocks. Let's
give it a strikes just to be careful. Ah, this is gonna go crazy. If we just have
draw and little cards, we're gonna be in a very good position here, boys. Dude,
bullet time is actually goaded.
All right, you're guilty because you throw, oh yeah, because you throw away your waste
into the garbage there, into the water.
That's so funny.
All right, murder.
I see if there are free cost cards, it's damages in that significant, but it pre-scales
quite nicely.
Then murder should kill when we draw it next turn.
The odds are that we will draw it next turn.
And there it is.
Okay, I think this is a good play.
I do think this is a good idea.
Um, yeah, we just want to draw.
So backflip is perfect.
So ideally now we do want to get rid of, this is looking pretty good.
I don't want to get carried away, but I think I've cooked a little bit here.
I dare say that I've cooked!
Don't jinx it! Who's gonna stop me?
The bullet time, that sucks that we drew into that.
Umm...
Okay.
yourself I will jinx it I'll find a way okay draw me murder
have you draw card during a turn deal two damage all enemies okay it's got one
card draw one card. Let's do that. Okay we definitely want to upgrade murder and it costs
two. Oh my god. Beautiful. Cinema some say. Okay let's finally, are we already fought on
the lead? We haven't. Right this is probably an okay lead for us to face. Bullet time
draw there kind of sucks. Okay this guy is a kind of problem though because he's
gonna be giving us confections. Okay we do need to speed start I think. And then
we just need to probably don't get too much pain here. Okay we drew murder
right away that's fine it's pretty strong I'm scared because that's there's
three of those in there oh my god of course I
okay the week is huge gonna save us a lot of pain that sucks I'm gonna say a
bit of damage here it's an elite it's the first elite I think it's fair
run over I think we'll be fine now though great we can draw additional cards
I mean I don't really need to you know we don't want to get rid of that because we
want to get it out of our deck we don't want to put that on a discount
pile okay don't put three more of my fucking thing please I'm begging you
Okay backflip into the strike perfect now I can defend against all of these it
does suck kind of a little bit that I'm gonna but you know what that's fine
cuz I've got two in there oh there's a lot in there
Bit more than I thought in there, gentlemen.
Oh, fuck, this is going to hurt.
Oh, hell no!
Okay.
I'm infested, bro.
Oh, brother.
No!
No!
No!
Oh, shit.
I can get one strike. I can get one strike.
Okay.
Oh, fuck!
Okay, the good thing is we should be able to kill him and oh, I'm still so infested
Come on one one strike
Be fucking kidding me. This is how I die
You son of a bitch
Okay, I'm never gonna fucking what am I
I'm blaming the game, bro. I got unlucky of my draws. I'm blaming them
Fuck man
Okay, I gotta get a silent one going I gotta get one
I don't know what to think about the new art style. I do I love the new art style dude
I'm green bro. I'm greeting
Okay, we have one two I can hit up one elite two elites. I need three elites and I can hit up a shop
Which shop do I want to hit up?
This one I have multiple enemies this one I can do what okay, I think it's this one
But the fries in the bag, look, I was never, I was never a silent player, I was never a
silent player, you know.
I don't know why I blocked, to be honest with you.
I can just do more damage.
Not really sure why I did that.
You weren't sure about the art and the trailer?
I mean it's the same artwork that I know and love from the first game and they're
just fine-tuned a bit.
Like, I am very, very, very happy.
Um...
Let's do that, because I think full damage is okay.
Alright.
On Ascension Zero is kind of embarrassing.
Look, I was never a silent player, man.
I never played the silent man.
Are there any new main characters? There are new main characters, which we're excited.
We'll play them after this run. After this run, we'll go swimmingly, of course.
Remove all Artifact and block from the enemy. Apply two vulnerable, Exhaust.
Ooh!
You'll succumb to all enemies. If the last card you played this turn was a skill, apply
one week to all of them. That sounds really good, but it's exhaust. I imagine against certain
bosses this is probably very good. I'm gonna take it just cause I would like to try and
use it. Oh hello, team master. You stumble into a dimly lit shack and find yourself immersed
in a very peaceful space containing an obsessive variety of tea. The man inside gestures to
your selection of teas, each neatly labeled with a premium price.
Okay, bone tea, 50 gold, the star of the next turn, combat upgrade your starting hand, okay
100 gold, the star of the next five combats gain two strength, and the star of your next
combat shuffle two days into your draw pile.
Right, so I gotta buy a tea here.
Well, the next fight I'm doing is not an elite.
Damn it.
Hmm.
I think...
Hmm.
Embity is expensive, but I feel like more valuable than bone tea.
Let's do...
Embity.
This is why they gave me tea.
Oh yeah, the Teamaster.
The Teamaster acknowledges your request and begins.
Water from a charcoal filled, uh, car-a-fee.
Car-a-fee? Car-a-fee?
Is that how you say that?
I- I- I pe-
People have said this word to me a lot.
Do you, do you mean the little f-cking thing?
But I- I almost forget.
It's always such a funny word to read.
Is ladled into a kettle.
The kettle is heated using a gentle violet flame.
A scoop of tea goes into the kettle before it boils.
Car-a-f.
Is it Car-a-f?
Uh, a scoop of tea goes into the kettle before it boils.
Off the heat and a series of rhythmic claps track the time.
The kettle is hoisted high and precisely poured into a tiny cup.
Chirac. Chirac. What a funny word.
I can... oh, listen.
I'll stop reading.
All right, well, I can't get rid of that card in my deck.
Bawk!
I can't get rid of greed?
Bawk!
Wow gain an additional five block from defend cards
seven blocks. Wow, that's so good! That's amazing. And we have strength at the start
our turn which is good expose let's just do this one because I want to get rid of it
I love the art upgrade dude it's so nice it's such a nice upgrade
that's so good what a great card so now my blocks become like insane value
you seven block I need to block once damn
damn your cards until you have six in your hand the flag to gain six block
exposes a pretty good car but I don't think I want to and once you have six
cards in hand pretty good yeah I'll do I'll do expertise this is pretty good I
wonder can I upgrade this to okay seven cards in your hand by two week this
just makes this card actually way better like way more playable okay a
lot of the it's always this fucking guy it's always this fucking guy
Go on, I didn't realize I couldn't get rid of that cursed card.
I might have not have taken that money had I known that to be the case.
But that is on me and nobody else.
Okay.
That's probably three funnable to him.
Didn't read.
This just really is just what I do best.
Okay, this is bad because he adds so many fucking gross cards.
Okay, there is a chance we draw neutralize, which I would like.
Ah, I should have...
Alright, whatever.
Can't play that badly.
But we do get a full heal, so it doesn't really matter as long as I kill.
No, full heal...
This is not the main boss, Connor.
Alright.
I told you it was the main boss!
No, two infections a turn is too much.
I need- I need to kill them.
Ugh, okay. Come on, we need to lock in here, boys.
THAT IS NOT LOCKING IN!
Hey.
I could have weakened the other one, but I- I kinda learned my lesson from last time.
I think going for the one that was attacking me all the time is not the play.
So, I just wanna make some of my- This is so dumb.
It's a bad.
This guy actually wrecks my day.
I just drew all of my strikes.
That is not good.
I can get a single block.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.
Yeah, this boss is fucking crazy for an elite.
I'm not gonna lie.
feel like an actual like level 10 gigaboss. Holy fuck. Like this fight is so tough that it does
feel like I'm fighting the main boss.
I'm dead again.
I'm dead again.
This boss is fucked!
FUCK!
Oh dude, if I- if you don't have air, we just get- you get fucking boned by that guy.
Pivot to region? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, I'm not letting you beat me. I'm not letting you beat me.
Okay, meow. Mother of Resurrection Exile. Both. Both. No agony. Of. Family. I think it's a gold, isn't it?
Still seeking approval. Foolish.
Okay, let's do golden pearl generally just really good removing a card is also ready you to
Really removing a card is just always good. Let's get rid of strikes
To that way to that way just want to loads of things along the way as well. Let's go this way
Okay, and the bad thing about getting rid of any of the cards is that I'm always off balance.
The shrinking beetle is so cute.
I like the shrinking beetle.
It's my new favorite enemy.
You're going to do a weaker attack this time.
No need to rush, no need to rush.
This isn't fast mode either which is funny because I feel like I'm still playing
pretty fast.
all right you know the coaching session with prime nah nah I'm good feel
damaged to all enemies twice okay I've learned my lesson I'm taking a wee I've
learned my lesson I'm taking some a way
Oh my god a beautiful time.
I did everything in this game.
It just feels so good.
Everything feels so fucking good man.
I'm gonna fucking cry.
It feels so smooth, the animations are fucking beautiful.
Oh, it's your peak.
It's your fucking peak, dude.
You gonna do cop in anyone?
Today I'm just doing the mostly solar, but we'll probably do some cops.
Uh, acrobatics.
Always a goaded card.
Always a goaded card.
Hard to go wrong with acrobatics in general.
The legends were true, entering into a pitch-dark chamber.
A sudden light pierces the darkness from above, just as the door slams behind you.
Illuminated before you, appears to be a podium with a map on it.
You feel compelled to take it.
Uh, unplayable marker sight of six hundred extra gold.
Oh my gwaaast!
Dude, what a cool decaying!
That's so sick!
That is so sick!
600 gold.
Okay.
Okay, brain leech, thunk. A sharp pain is felt atop your head, and a thought stabs into your mind.
Share knowledge! You are unsure of how to proceed.
Share knowledge. Choose one of five random cards to add to your deck.
Five. Loose 5 HP. Gain a countless card. Reward.
Ooh, let's rip the leech off.
Okay, deal 8 damage, damage all other enemies equal to the damage dealt.
Wait, damage all enemies equal to the damage dealt. Oh, that's pretty cool.
Next turn, game block equal to your current block. Exhaust, that's pretty good.
Choose one of three random cards to add into your hand, it costs zero this turn. Exhaust.
Omnislices is pretty good at zero cost yeah let's go for that zero cost is kind
of crazy
okay
Mm.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, it's gonna do 10% less damage.
Or it's gonna fucking hit the shit out of him.
Okay. Weakening.
Eye of spray.
Omniscience.
Double block.
There's a little bit of damage here.
It's got a, uh...
That could be a problem.
There's not gonna be a lot up there.
I die here though. She was going through it. This is very tough. The week is huge. I have
to hit him though, but I'm kind of worried.
He's pretty fucking strong though.
I'm just taking 10 damage every turn.
Oh my god, I just don't have a damage.
No, I'm not going to get to do my quest, bro.
Dude, I was really fucking hoping I'd get something good.
Kind of sucks.
Oh my god, I can't get a salamon off the ground.
Oh my god, this is painful watching me do this.
That's fine.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Lock in, come on, lock in, lock in, okay.
Lock in!
Poison bro, I'm gonna have to
Let's do stone humidifier
Okay
The smart man would say maybe stop going for elites, but as a dumb man I say nay I'm a horse
We can hit up two elites this way.
Not many bonfires though.
Is the gameplay as addictive as watching him play?
Yes.
More so than watching me.
This gameplay is god tier addictiveness.
This might be like one of the most addictive games to play.
I'm not even like over-exaggerating.
is so good if you have a steam deck to do it it's like the greatest in that game
it's insane
man all right caffeine addiction is the kids compared to this game what's that
That means I'd soccer punch, draw one card to the scar, slice, zero damage is always
good but sometimes I feel like these cards are just kind of bait.
Soccer punch is actually quite good though, at least early on it's good.
Oh, room full of cheese, this room is full of cheese.
You look around to see if there are any traps above you.
Uh, and also, you look around to see if there are any traps, and above you is more cheese.
The candles in this room appear to be made of cheese.
The furniture is also made of cheese.
Suddenly, the door behind you slams shut.
It is made of cheese.
Loose 14 HP obtained the chosen cheese.
Oh my god, yes.
You scrounge about for hours and hours.
Time slips by your mind.
Travels to strange places for the sheer presence of all this cheese.
You fade into a stupa. You snap away you can realize you're holding something the chosen cheese
The end of combat game max one HP. Oh, that's fucking awesome
Chosen cheese
Remove one card
Let's get rid of the block is the I got rid of the strike last time I kind of regretted it
Let's see if I read it the other way around
Jeez, Gromit!
Alright, let's fucking sucker punch this bitch.
Weak.
L. Bald.
He's not bald, he's got a fucking fantastic head of that.
Connor, the game is good, the game is godlike.
What do you want from me, buddy? The game is fucking...
WHY DO I DRAW HOLY BLOCK, MAN?!
That always happens on the silence me man. I don't know why I always get fucked on my
drawers and I'm dog shit at this character. It's a bit of both. It's a bit of column
a bit of column B. Okay. Can I kill this thing now, please? Thank you. Am I cheese? Uh, if
you'll find damage for each skill in your hand, discard your hand and draw that many cards.
It's good for recycling I guess.
Zero cost?
Pretty good.
Does it not exhaust when it's upgraded?
Retain.
Oh, retain is quite good actually.
Retain would be good.
That'd be a very strong card if it's retained.
Alright.
Yeah, there's a lot of cards off rip.
Okay, you know what?
Um.
He's gonna do 3D damage.
I shouldn't tank X, I don't need to.
There's just no rush.
There's no rush.
Speaking of Wallace and Gromit, have you watched?
Uh, you re-posted in the wrong trousers.
I have.
Can't say that I have, man.
Perhaps I'm missing out on P.
Okay, if you think 6 damage, it's kind of a bit more than I'd want to take against a
basic enemy.
I'll calculate a gamble, thank fuck for that, give me some fucking good cards.
Like fan.
I watched the recent movie that came out, it was quite fun, quite enjoyed it.
What a good Wallace and Gromit.
I'm British, of course I like Larson Gromit. It's like a requirement.
Should do a poison build?
Should do a poison build.
Aroma of chaos.
Upon trudging through a thick underbrush and making it into a clearing,
you're hit with an unplaceable nostalgia.
The mix of floral scents, putrid decay, and something else entirely.
The scent grows stronger with each step and you feel as though the world around you is
warping and twisting, overcome with the sense of shifting chaos.
You begin to lose your sense of self.
Uh, let go, transform a card in your deck.
Upgrade a card in your deck.
Ooh.
I mean, transform is pretty good.
Let's do it.
There what a
Transformer card on my deck. Okay, basic strike. Oh
God, I can know oh no, I think I need to control this
Okay, oh, this is terrifying slow it down
Maybe I should close my eyes
Whenever you draw a card or okay, that's fine, I'll take that
Oh my god. Yes. Give me the map. Yes. I want to do this again. The legends were true. Okay.
Okay, that's good.
So this guy's your big. That's like his deal. He's just a big fucking bore.
Okay, I'm going to take some damage here, but I think it's worth.
Just get rid of that cart. I did kind of make my death worse, which is never a good thing to do.
But you know what fuck it.
Oh, what?
Okay my tangled war off, that's good, I'm just gonna do 12 damage to me.
Bitch.
I think not.
Yeah, I'm gonna take four damage again.
Can I get the killing blow?
That's the question.
Yes, I can.
Any core run planned?
Like, there's, you don't have to worry about that.
There's gonna be more than enough.
Whenever you play a card game, one block.
Okay, so would you give me the good,
must go to card the whole time?
Or is it gonna give you,
is it just gonna hand me,
is it just gonna hand me fire?
Oh my God, that's amazing.
That is so good.
Right.
It's a leak. It's a leak time.
And not right now, in a moment.
It's right now.
Okay.
I can draw all of these cards.
Um...
Oh!
Oh!
oh my god no aoe someone said someone said no aoe I don't want my lesson bitch
okay
I honestly should have killed the other guy but you know what you know sometimes I just
I don't know why I do that, but I just do.
God, I ain't got anything going for my fucking deck, man.
It's killing me.
It's killing me.
Okay.
Hmm.
Um, that's pretty good against AoE.
pretty good against AoE.
Regen I really need.
I'm gonna say let's get,
let's do potion, let's get rid of that
and let's do the regen potion.
Let's do that again.
Okay.
No, I didn't want to be this guy, fuck!
I was really hoping it wouldn't be this fucking guy.
Oh potion potion
Okay
Oh
Fuck you might get me a son of a bitch
And a cycle my dad okay all of it
Okay, I'll keep that going
Oh my god, this guy sucks
Okay, I just calculated gamble fuck it
Dude he's so close to dying is he gonna play one week and play both blocks
Okay, I should do 20 damage easy I think I got it. Yeah, I got it just by one. Oh my god the poison
Okay, at the start of a boss combat, upgrade 3 random cards and you draw power for the
rest of combat.
That's pretty good.
Discard your hand, next turn attacks deal double damage.
Uh, add shifts to your hand.
Um, I don't really want that though.
I don't have a mechanism to...
up my sleeve really it's pretty up my sleeve that was pretty close I'm not
gonna lie I might have to pivot on what my plans are here
Okay, uh slithering strangler kind of a bad guy
Okay, let's try and at least fucking I don't know just
Boys in stab let's let's get rid of one guy oh my god I have the I do have this I think
I need to do this okay that's pretty decent I think it's about as good as that could
have gone up my sleeve add three shifts your hand love that for me fans of the series
love that I don't know what the series is in this context and the series love
that slime kill let's I worried about slime cards in my thing I mean she's
annoying isn't it okay six
Okay damn okay this guy weirdly has hands I would say seven chat
I was really hoping to get more than what I got
Okay, we at least can uh, we think we can kill them.
I hate you guys should have it immediately.
Uh, finish is pretty good.
Can be pretty good.
I see more draw.
I need more way to get more draw.
I think I can't do the elite unfortunately.
I really want to, but I don't think I can.
Hmm.
My damage isn't very good.
I really want to fight the elite.
Okay.
Okay, one damage will take it.
I like these guys. These guys are fucking cute, man.
I was really fucking hoping I wouldn't get that card.
I was really praying for a calculated gamble here.
Kinda got Hoed a little bit.
Okay, weak is inflicted.
Let's do this, because maybe we can at least kill one of them.
Oh my god, I did this badly.
I'm controlled.
this is kind of bad
Oh guys!
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Sure.
Why not?
Now, the first time you play this cottage combat game, first time you play it each time.
Afterimage?
I always wanted to play Afterimage.
This makes it cost for free, basically.
I should have healed but you know in a school and they would be crazy. I didn't read it. Sorry guys. I didn't read it
I'm dumb
Let's rest
You'd like eight health though. Well, oh nice. Yeah, I got that thing
Okay
Okay.
What the hell is this thing?
Okay, what is it going to do?
The first time someone abuse HP reached 150 or below, it becomes stunned and loses all its strength.
Okay, noted.
So we need to fucking lock in.
I did not lock in right now.
I just trolled.
Okay, that's not, oh, oh.
This boss does look fucking beautiful.
of
Uh...
Okay, it's getting strength, but it's going to lose all strength next turn.
I just don't have good scaling damage really here.
I've got a weird ass back and not much damage.
Oh dude, I can't even...
I don't even have enough damage to...
Die.
I'm in a rough spot that's not a great turn I have a hundred health is a lot to get rid
of.
Oh jeez.
You're gonna have me walk out there just what?
It's insane!
That's bad.
Buffing. Okay.
It's gonna debuff me. Some of the bitch.
Okay, luckily I- I- that was so lucky that I didn't- he's not attacking and I'd roll no blocks.
Yeah, I love the health bar showing you how much you've done this turn.
Yeah, it's G fucking G. Yeah, it's G fucking G. You're right.
Oh my God, dude.
The perfect amount to kill me.
Damn, I can't get a good run going at all.
Just finished Froststream and heard you were struck.
No, no, no, no, no struggle, no struggle, I'm fucking.
I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE AND IT FUCKING SPIRES!
Hmm. Hmm.
Yes, I think I will take a...
I will transform. I will obtain a random relic. I will...
Hmm.
I will, uh...
I will...
What do they transform to?
Okay, that's great.
Alright, where are my elites?
Some of you would be like, you should have write them, you keep lying.
I'd be like, how about you shut your damn mouth, bitch?
I wouldn't say that to you guys.
I don't know who said that.
I think stacking poison is best, maybe.
I think you just fucking play whatever comes to heart.
Then you just fucking play with your heart.
That's what Yu-Gi-Moto always did.
That's what I'm gonna fucking do.
Yu-Gi-Moto, my go.
Lomax health and fighting all elites.
All risk no reward, that's my strategy.
That's the fucking timeless karma strategy.
All risk no reward.
Works every time.
Oh, the dexterity is so nice.
some of the most OP shit in the game.
Alright, there we go. The kin.
Oh, I wanna fight the kin. I've gone against him.
Okay, it might be a Shiv build.
It might be.
Oh.
That's just watching a seadog stream all risk no reward. There's a reward. There's a reward sometimes
That's a
I don't know when but sometimes those rewards
Okay, this guy luckily this guy is a
Basic enemy a pretty chill pretty easy to kill
Damn I was really trying to draw
I'll try to draw into neutralize.
I don't have a chance.
Oh my God.
Reward you're seeing is enjoying the game.
True.
Dealing damage deals 4 additional damage for each card discarded this turn.
Backflip.
Backflip is always goated.
Backflip is always goated.
Alright, here I do need a we I keep forgetting I do need some a we let's kill this guy
And we can kill this guy. Oh wonderful star. Yes, let's go this line myself
Have an after-second
All right
Blade dance?
Cha, cha, cha, footwork.
Defend.
Defend.
Oh, here we go.
This is going to drop now.
It does indeed.
We will be putting up.
I'm trying to cycle so I can get to the hall.
Not the star.
Okay, well.
Alright.
No, I guess it's just a good card to have, even if I'm cycling a bunch.
Uh, what is this?
In clearing?
Okay, Jungle Maze Adventure.
In it clearing, you run into a ragtang group of adventurers, looking down and gesturing
at a gigantic maze.
They offer to join forces with you in an epic quest to loot the riches of this
maze.
as an expected adventure yourself, experience adventure yourself.
It's clear this maze is filled with deadly traps and guardians.
It would be easier if you worked together, but then you would have to split the loot.
Ha ha ha ha!
Feeling misanthropic you, you wordlessly walk past their now frowning faces,
one of them even shake their fist at you.
The maze is not welcoming.
You fall into a spike trap, you're struck by a massive log with spikes
and feisty creatures with spiky clubs fight you along the entire journey.
You are sick of spikes and consider teamwork for the next adventure.
No.
Add a clumpy to your deck and obtain a relic.
Loose 6 HP.
This or that.
Arms suddenly jut out from a nearby hole clutching a suspicious bag of riches and
a clearly cursed relic.
This or that.
clearly cursed relic. Sure. Enemies dropped 10 additional gold. Okay we need to
hit up a shop though. I think we can hit this one up. I want to do two elites but
I need to hit up a shop. Whoa, re-enemy!
this is gonna boss
does this game have claw? we don't know yet we don't know we don't know we got a
wait all good things come to those who wait you got to be fucking kidding me
all right sorry I miscounted perfect okay this is fine murder backflip
Block 7, weaken, to this, to this, expertise is good, oh nice that's gone, what's the reason that bad?
Alright he's quick for this vulnerable to leave
Okay, he's gonna debuff me, he's a dumbass, he's gonna die for that
Oh 30 is big. Is there a crow enemy? We've fought one crow enemy there. This is so annoying.
What the...
What the... why one?
Okay, I could have killed her last turn actually.
Your seven damage add one shiv into your hand.
We're kind of going shivs. Your 15 damage next turn draw two cards.
I think that's actually quite good. I didn't really like the upgrade though. That'd be nice if it was.
Let's do Predator.
Seems like a really good value. Okay, I think I have to go to the shop.
I am going to skip both a little... No, I'll skip one.
Okay, you open a dusty box to find a set of three elaborate wood carvings, a bird, snake,
and a torus.
A nearby pedestal has indentations which match the bottom of the carvings.
Which carving will you place on the pedestal?
Enchant one card with sliver whenever you draw this card random, randomize its cost
from 0 to 3.
one starter card to transform into Toric Toughness gain five block gain five
block at the start of the next two turns oh shit oh shit that's nice dude but I
could also make a murder randomized the donut if that was upgraded as well
seems really good value hmm but I think being able to play murder more
Consistently this huge so let's go for that. What's the upgrade of murder? Is it lower cost?
Oh, yeah, okay, so we don't need to upgrade murder
Okay
Okay, I do need to get a block two blocks in here, but I want to exhaust this
Okay.
Do I have a weekend on it?
I got a deck of Staratis, huh?
Fuck I want to play this so fucking bad, but it's so troll.
I can't do that.
Oh, you know what?
I could have done.
I could have duplicated that card there.
Okay, let's do this.
It is going to gain strength, so I need to be careful.
Okay, this is where I really need a weak backflick.
Survivor, okay that's good.
Predator would have been a fantastic get here.
I'll say one damage.
Okay, murder.
We're hoping for a murder.
That'll do.
Okay, two...
What is this?
What?
Hacks on?
Uh, Janus to my hacks on?
I'm gonna not take 20 damage.
I'm gonna
Okay, I think that's just safer. Oh
Pengillum. Yes, that's so good for what I'm doing game five block block is not removed at the start of your next turn
Mmm
Blah. Blah's always good.
I don't want to get too many cards, or I need more block options.
Oh, that's so good too. Okay.
Our health is decent.
We're not going to fight any... We can always do it later. So let's Smith.
Let's make...
Lay Dance, Backflip, Predator, Plus, Expertise.
Expert teeth, three footwork realistically.
I think footwork is really good.
Shop will go crazy right now, while we're gonna get one soon.
Problem is I have to fight a couple more enemies though.
Okay.
I'm gonna take the three damage.
Oh, wow the murder. Okay, so I drew I drew two more cards. It's great. I can deal
Ships as well
Okay, let's do this first I
Think we're gonna play dance
Okay, that was a really good turn. That went really well.
Um, Blur is great here.
Okay, perfect.
We're looking good, boys.
Full cost murder?
That's mean, bro.
Okay.
5 damage, I probably could have played that smarter but I just didn't want to fucking keep playing this enemy.
Deal 10 damage to all enemies, repeat this effect for each enemy killed.
That's pretty fucking good for AOE.
Okay, I remove one card from your deck, add a guilty, okay, I mean, sure, okay, I can't,
okay, what's gonna say, I just swap curses for one that's removable, that's pretty good.
Okay, please give me the AOE card.
Damn it, they didn't give it to me to fuck it.
I think murder, I want to just get one of these guys, dad.
I still want more of that because there's cards.
I kind of trolled.
Why didn't I block?
Oh, I miscalculated.
I was dumb. That was very dumb of me. I shouldn't have killed him. I don't know why I killed
him. What did I do that? I didn't set up. Oh, I set up so bad. Oh, Connor, you dumb bitch.
I'm so dumb I'm so dumb I threw that was such a giga throw oh my god
God.
Um.
Dane.
10 block deal 10 damage.
That was too bad.
Okay.
Ooh, power.
Do I have any, any, any powers?
Oh, I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
I have one power.
Power. Do I have any powers?
I don't have one power.
Whenever you enter a rest site,
start the edit next to number two.
If you're in each combat,
choose one or three random calls as hands.
Let's get this, this,
and then let's remove,
let's remove a random attack.
the curse the curse goes on its own so I'm showing the curse goes on its own man
dude the curse goes in the full combat not wasting money on that guys guys let
Let the pro handle this guys. Let the freaking pro handle this
These things are fucking cute these things are fucking cute chair
Okay
Whoa son of a bitch
Okay
Oh fuck, survivor, I drew it.
Shoes go crazy right now.
Okay.
Oh
I didn't kill it oh
I miscalculated
Like this guy's tough man
Okay, that's huge oh
My god 29 damage
Okay, the Blur is huge this round.
Dude, this- this enemy design is so cute.
That's so cute!
Finally!
You think it's hard on the first game?
I think so.
Ascension zero is pretty tough.
Like the fucking other side bosses are harder than this guy bruh.
This guy's fucked up. He's kind of strong.
What the fuck though? How strong he is?
Oh, is he gonna buff himself?
Okay, blow is huge, do a dash, blow, weakness.
Okay, so we get to keep our block next turn, which is big.
He's strengthening up, which is scary
because he does multi-attacks.
We're gonna hit him with a Predator,
and we're gonna hit him with this.
We're just trying to get damage down.
Murder will one-shot him now.
We should draw it.
There it is.
Close enough.
one shot hey let's go all right another murder choose a card next turn add three
copies of that card to your hand adrenaline draw two cards I mean that's
just a goaded card that just seems goaded gain energy and draw two just
if I can make it ethereal adrenaline has just goaded that's just like amazing
value. Okay, so in three combats this will be gone. We do want to plan for another shop
because we are only getting money, but we only sure are hitting up elites. Oh, I think
I found the room. I'm going to go up here. Oh, let's see what our blessing is. Come closer,
Right on, I can't see well.
Cost zero and gains eternal.
Wait, what the fuck?
Hmm replace act 2 map with a single special path
Sure
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's sick
Oh my god a little fucking cockroach boys.
Murderful cost really in this economy.
I'll save it, Rowan.
Oh, he's strengthening up, okay.
Useful damage to him, hit few losses to nine, okay.
I don't know if I'm going to regret this, but find out.
Oh, baby!
Hmm.
Uh, acrobatics is pretty good.
Oh, the comic!
Self-help book.
On the floor lies a tome.
Top three ways to conquer the spire.
The book is encrusted with blood.
So, you find the manuscript highly suspicious.
Will you read it?
Read the back. Choose an attack card to enchant with sharp 2. Increase the damage of her as card by 2.
Read a random passage. Choose a skill to enchant with nimble 2.
Release the block gain from this card by 2. Choose a power to enchant with 2.
First time you play this card, draw 2 cards.
Oh wait, fuck. Oh, I'm locked in. Fuck. Okay, wow. Yep. I thought I would've done something
differently there. Oh well. How many children this time? Okay.
La...
Uh, neutralize him.
Let's do a...
Adrenaline.
Okay.
This is greed they speak about in the Bible. Good.
Oh, whoa, I didn't read that. It's stunned now. Wonderful.
All right.
All right.
Dude, that card is sick.
Any card that makes the fights 10 times faster, I appreciate.
Let's skip those.
Alright.
It's gotta be.
It's gotta be adrenaline.
All-actoring slash 13.
Doesn't increase the damage by quite a bit.
But adrenaline is just too good.
Adrenaline is so good.
Alright.
It's a might.
Yeah, I'm going to, I think I'll save for health in the long run if I get the damage down. Oh,
okay, murder, time to
I take 5 damage though, I can't really afford to do that, but I can also gain more block
than that.
I really want to get rid of this, or adrenaline is huge, or adrenaline is huge, oh my god
accuracy too. Oh my god I can get through this for free. Oh I trolled, oh my god. Okay
I played that badly, that was dumb. Okay. Dude what an insane throw from an insane
Watch out.
Look up. Well, we're pretty good now.
Pretty much no way we can lose this one.
Vibe, nothing does that.
All right. Oh, it's gone.
Finally. That's huge.
That's so big. That's gone.
Ummm...
I'm good.
It's upgraded.
No, I don't really need a card like that.
I'm good.
Let's upgrade.
Blur could be good.
Would just be great to have that by echoing slash.
I think I have an extra damage.
No.
Don't always take a card.
Here.
Dollroom.
You enter a hidden room.
It's packed with an array of dolls.
Each are unique.
Their expressions ranging from joy to sorrow.
Their attire spanning centuries and realms beyond your own.
The chorus of whispers grows louder and louder until the dolls are shouting over each other
and calling for you.
You must choose one and leave immediately.
I think losing five and being able to pick
Bing Bong wait, is that fucking peak?
At the start of your turn deal damage equal to the turn num-
At the start of your turn deal damage equal to the turn number to all enemy
Oh, that's pretty good
I don't think that's very good, so I'll do Mr. Struggles
Bing Bong! I know that guy!
Whenever you enter a question mark room he'll fall health fucking big. I'm about to enter two of them
There's a random chimney filled with dead robots alone at all it and sit still has a fairly faintly glowing corpse
But it's engulfed by a grotesque organic growth and doesn't respond
Study ooh
Turn a random cost. Oh, my boy.
My boy.
I don't think I want a random power.
I'll take a zero cost card.
Every five cards in your deck,
you'll three HP whenever you enter a rest site.
OK, nice.
Combat or oh.
Oh.
I
Got that's big
They're on this I'll come pick up here 10 something your house so many three health not worth it. Why is it cheap?
With my brothers scum deals, bro. Oh
Come by anything
oh that's actually that's good you got the team you're a guy okay okay let's do
an adrenaline strike cost for free okay I can dash and get another copy for it
that's hoping it be dash that's doing another one dash okay well two defense
is fine too. Um, bash. This guy's got a bath. This guy's got a debuff. Let's get rid of
the debuffing guy. That was a pretty good turn, though. All things considered.
Okay, he's gonna buff 11 damage with murder
Okay, why is this some time let's slice the one who's gonna get stronger
Oh, I forgot about the Echo. Echo setup. Yeah, I was too in the moment. I was too locked in.
Below is huge. I won't get in a block though. Echoing slash. Probably just good just to do
that just get nine damage down but we could backflip into
blah keep some block for next time
i can keep the block so let's do
how does it feel to be you fucking miserable
It murders one, that's huge.
The banner friend.
All right, all right, nice, you get strength, but that's fine.
Honestly, we don't really mind because yeah, yeah, all right, nice.
I think I was wonderfully played there.
I stare.
I give myself some kudos there.
Let's get rid of strength boss. Strength potion is actually really good. Oh, wow,
Maltmage. Blasting of the forge, fire potion. Who are we against with the boss? I don't know,
I don't know this one. Enemy loses x strength, apply x weak.
It deals 3 damage to a random enemy 5 times.
The Laze could be good, what's the upgrade of it?
I'm not really ending the turn with...
It's like sounds good, no it's not. I think I'm gonna skip.
Although Backflip's pretty good. Cycling through cards.
Let me skip.
Alright.
Oh my god, look how much I healed
Two, it's an A. Okay, an A's good
Love becomes ten block
Play dance comes four shaves
Seven, better that becomes 20
Bash becomes more
Six additional
Let's do this one
Think infinite blades is pretty pretty good value. Oh, what is this guy? Oh bees? Bees?
Want to get rid of
What what that's so bad for me
Dude
I think all of these contribute to murder though, I'm not sure, right?
yeah that's fine let's get them oh I was hoping it would be that oh shit what the
fuck I drew another card this turn wait that's crazy what a cool mechanic
Wait, that's so sick.
Oh, he's adding a lot though.
Wait, Mota's gonna do so much damage.
I
Okay
Nice cool
Four bronze scales
Deal seven damage each skill in your hand. I think I have a lot of skills
Acrobatics is a good tool though, because you can cycle cards, but it's... does it become
free?
No.
I think Fletcher's.
No.
Kind of big damage there.
Smith.
Alright.
Nine damage.
Six damage per additional Shiv.
I think that's probably worth.
All right, let's find this boss.
Knowledge demon.
I do want to hurt him, but I want to get through my deck as quick as possible.
So.
He's gonna debuff me. What's he gonna do to me?
At the end of your turn, take six damage. Oh.
Dude, I needed the draw accuracy.
Yeah, I'll save it.
You chose that 6 damage per turn by the way.
I did?
Okay.
Convert to literacy.
I've died.
It's fucking impossible, mate.
He clicked it so fast.
I was excited!
Is he gonna heal?
He's a knowledge demon and he's using my weakness against me that's not fair.
He's using my weakness if not reading. This is bullshit.
Oh.
I need to take 7 damage.
Look at the sloth!
I'll take that one.
WAIT!
I'm so dumb.
Bro, why do they do that?
Shift build, and I can't play any shibs.
Genius fucking idea, Connor, buddy.
Real fucking smart idea, buddy.
fuck you dumbass
alright
Alright, I've got these fucking useless shits now.
How much is he gonna heal by?
How much is the heal?
The dirty heal is massive!
Uuuhm...
Don't draw murder, please.
Okay, huge.
He's gonna debuff me.
Oh my god.
Well I gotta kill him, so I should take this one.
Oh man, I don't really get much what I needed here.
Um, I'm gonna take 14 damage this turn.
Wait, more than that.
I think I have enough I think I have enough
1815 yeah I think I have enough
Yeah, I do have enough.
And then I have...
And then I have...
Oh wow, it's clutched.
That was nearly very bad.
Death by literacy.
Oh my god.
If the... oh wow.
Whenever an attack deals unblocked damage, apply one poison. Wait, that's so good.
Yo, what's up? Vaku!
Okay. Alright.
If this isn't your hand, it must be played before other cards. Oh!
At the start of combat put a random power from your draw pile in your hand. It's free to play. Oh
Shit wait, but I have to okay, you know what? Yeah, I'm down for that one
Never this one
I'm down for this one man
And we heal for every way we have something that we yeah, we heal or which people tell me enter a question mark room
Feel every rest as well
I
Do
There's three elites we can hit up possibly and we can have a shop at the end. Okay, I think that's the path
Do you anything we enter you're off full HP. Yeah, but I will lose it
Okay, these guys were kind of stressful.
Okay, this is great, actually.
This is a great style.
Perfect.
Dash-beking-weebie.
A lot of the players turn to operate against 25 blocked.
Jesus.
I feel like a fucking brick shithouse, man.
Okay, that was a pretty good turn.
Adrenaline coming in clutch.
Well, this guy is not good against thorns.
all right fucking dumb ass killing
himself what are you doing as car want
to run yet whoa whoa whoa whoa what
is all this negative man sees in the
comments he lay damaged all enemies
if I ask how you played this term of
skill applied two weeks all enemies
driver straight up like a re-card I don't dagger spray 12 damage guaranteed
AOE pretty good really damaged all enemies if the last card you played this
week is good too week two is also really good um I've echoed now do you have
I don't really need another area.
Man.
Okay.
Please make Invenom free.
No I knew it was gonna be expertise you piece of shit.
All right, nice devoted sculptor. I like this guy's design. He's cool. Yeah, he's freaking cool dash, please
Um survivor let's do this one. Let's do a dash
Okay, he's getting stronger those could you need to kill him very quickly
I
Wow
Damn that was that was pretty fucking clean of me
Is that a Xam? Can we get a Xam for that? What the fuck is this? That's not a fucking regular enemy.
Okay, I think I'm going to be able to get to the top of the tower.
Hey, what a fucking turn what a fucking turn boys
All right
You are such a dumb bitch you are a dumb bitch
All right, so what the fuck 33
I didn't tell you 10 hours is fine.
This is a regular enemy.
What the fuck is this, man?
This is not a regular fucking enemy.
deal 10 damage add one shiv into your hand
oh another footwork though
it's upgraded though
I think footwork is just too good though
and I've got the mummified hand too
The hell is this?
This is a regular enemy too, okay.
That's so annoying with the defend.
So I got a lot going on here, okay that's dexterity is going up.
What the fuck is this combination?
Dan-to-Dan looking enemies.
to shiv
to backflip
to flop
Oh he's stealing my dexterity
bitch i've still got so much
bitch i couldn't even tell you took it
looks like a motherfucker who reflect physics
yeah i agree
I'm with you, man.
Alright.
Skewer is quite good.
I have murder, so I already don't feel the need.
Okay.
We are gonna get a shop later on, so that's fine.
All right. We fully heal and Venom.
I think Venom here is huge.
All right, this is good now.
Now we're looking pretty fucking spicy, boys.
OK, murder.
And we're just kind of cheeks if I get to turn one.
Oh shit, thank you, I think someone gave us up, thank you so much, popped up, we're
doing a big purr for you.
Oh, that is such a huge roll man, that was an insane roll, holy fuck.
of
the
I'm just gonna be free, if I get it.
Ohhhh.
Damn, that sucks.
I gotta get this middle guy then.
Oh my god. Dude, the serpent form card is sick.
I'll have to use a potion to increase strength this turn.
Oh hell yeah.
And they deal 13 damage applied to vulnerable.
Damn, that's pretty fucking good.
Every time you play 10 skills gain 7 block.
Oh hell yeah.
Uh, perfect.
This is where you want the assassinate card to come in, don't you?
Uh, alright.
Accuracy.
Three shaves.
Refault work.
Fascinate.
That's a pretty strong attack.
Off-Rid, not gonna lie, my friend.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
This enemy looks cool.
Yeah, this enemy's set.
Dude, that assassinate is proving very handy.
I'm doing a lot of damage.
Okay, acrobatics is free.
I did not realize his damage. I was not really looking. I'll be real with you, champ.
Back to the free. Oh my god. He does it again.
He added vulnerable to me.
Oh my god, another...
How did you fucking kill this guy?
Oh, the block just came in huge, oh the tuning fork, I didn't need it but it was, it felt,
it felt necessary.
I didn't need it but it was cool and I felt like I needed it.
Alright, nice.
Bit of a hard relief there to be honest, but done immaculately, ooh, six damage to
a random enemy, sure.
Hmm
Noxious fumes could be good just to get the poison tick on everyone. It's a power so fuck it. I gotta play for free
All right
I'm gonna defend for free not a little wanted, okay
Okay, my other defender's free. I don't know what I wanted again
That's trying to spray
Well, I just get all the block next to that's actually that's kind of good dude, this is awesome
What the fuck
Okay, you did a lot of damage to himself
Oh my god the dash.
Yeah we're looking pretty fucking good Shaq.
We might have to get the next turn.
Luckily all those things went in our other pile so we should be able to kill him.
Ah, yep, we can. GG.
Fuck me! What a clean enemy!
Oh, that wasn't even a boss.
What?
Heh heh.
Draw- oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait! I didn't read the other one!
Okay, a previously unknown room containing hostile enemies.
Hmm?
You son of a bitch.
I wanted to play all those cards.
It's cool enemy what a fun mechanic and by fun I mean I fucking hate it my fun I mean
Now I want to shoot myself in the face.
Nice.
I've reached three times you applied poison to 11 damageable enemies.
Let's give that one.
Okay, shop time.
Okay.
Start a combat with additional.
Strike and defend game of theory.
Start each combat with 10 block.
Okay, let's definitely get rid of a shiv. We don't really sorry strive. We don't really need it
Automation's pretty good too
106 block and have one shiv in your hand.
Start combat.
An additional...
Hmm.
But I only have like one combat left, right?
Two, I guess.
Start each combat with 10 block.
Finish is pretty good.
Hmm.
Could have more shivs.
Lantern is OP.
Okay. Make my star OP.
If I get Blurr, is Warts coated.
Oh and Venom became 0, huge.
Infinite Blades, 0.
Oh my god.
It's artifact wears off, dumb bitch.
Okay, he does quite a lot of damage on turn 1.
That was a fantastic setup there.
I mean, we kind of got most of our shit set up already.
We're looking pretty fucking good.
No, don't give me up below as well.
That's huge.
Um...
All we can do, prepare, discard, discard, but work.
Yeah, there we go, and there it is.
That's the beautiful turn.
And that should probably call a fucking beautiful turn, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay.
I just take eight damage sure buddy you think I give a fuck
There's no damage this guy you're you're you're easier than the fuck this is not late
Oh, he just floated damage now, yeah I could see how that could become a problem.
I could have drawn there but I thought I should just take a guaranteed block here instead
They're going for a crazy play.
Alright, got him.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh my god, lesser opener.
Oh my god.
Let's go to your hand next turn, thanks a lot for that.
Okay, I'm basically full health, fair enough.
Let's do a footwork upgrade again.
Nice.
All right, final boss, boys.
All right, let's get this guy.
Here we go.
Subject number C8. How about he dies?
I'm at you in the middle. How about I kill him?
Okay, so I was huge
Not just flame I
Can use expertise which I've not been able to fucking do at all
like it I
Did not read what's happening
He's gaining strength
ah that is a problem
right
fuck it just keep going don't stop now
Oh my god
Hmm
That sucks
Oh
They get an additional flower I think right okay strength is reset though, so that's good, and I'm pretty much fully set up
Poison's going to be huge here.
I got a blood and I got a blade dance.
Well, it doesn't feel great.
Oh, he lost the thing of getting stronger now.
Oh, okay.
I probably would have played that slightly differently then.
That's pretty good though.
Okay, I think we've...
I think we're doing pretty fucking good.
fights go in pretty cleanly. Kind of an unremarkable hand unfortunately, but uh, all right.
Oh my god, how many times did he get back up?
At the end of every other turn, Gain's intangible.
Fuck!
No, he's got it now!
Okay, murder's gonna be big though.
It's gonna be big chat, I promise.
Oh my god!
Oh, Gain 5, max HP.
Oh, you're right.
What about that?
Uh, you're out there. It's mom boys.
Okay, that weak did so much to help me.
I should have played Dash there. That was kind of troll of me. I should have just drank the strength thing.
Okay, I'll use strength before I do the murder.
Okay, so Untangible, please don't draw a murder.
Okay, gotta be careful because I can easily draw a murder.
Uh, kinda annoying.
I guess I'm poisoning him by attacking him, so still value in doing it.
I won't draw a murder, I know it deep in my heart.
Do I have another way to draw cards next turn? I do just in case I don't draw murder.
Okay, 19 poison. I think we're safe. I think we're good.
Dude. Okay, there we go. We drew it. Nice. Um, let's give it a-
Oh, the math is so cool. If I play a card, he takes damage, right? I've got something
that does damage. I think I kill it. I think I've done the math and it dies. Yeah. There
There we go, boys!
It's too easy!
Who's this guy?
Not even an introduction.
Oh shit, it's not the heart anymore.
It's- it's- who's this guy?
The architect!
The one who made the spy!
You don't have to trade that 128 damage to the architect.
Huge.
He did mob me a bit but other than that it was huge.
There's a silent.
Fantastic trophies occupied at the forsaken place all were defeated one by one.
There's marked by the silent, always fall.
Oh potions, oh you want potions that's cool.
The silent hunger for real challenge sentends are now available and starting a run, oh god.
Uh damn.
The act won with the silent. Yay! The other sisters judged the fourth one in silence. They've
not seen her for over two centuries. She returns with an ugly pulsating scrap. The silent recollects
the trial she can do for this trophy but does not speak of it. Speak is weak. One can
only prove herself with more impressive trophies. There's always bigger prey.
Oh, oh, oh shit, that's awesome
I'm gonna go get lunch first. I'll bear back. I'll be like five ten minutes
I'm gonna run that so you don't get ads on my back. I'll come back with coffee. We're gonna be fucking juice in chat
I'm so excited
They're fucking ready chef
I'll be back chat. I'll leave you to yourself. All right, that's you chat, entertain yourself.
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I think I think I'm gonna lose it all just keep playing this game forever yeah I think
I'm going to go homeless.
I'll lose it all.
I got my yummy coffee.
I do have yummy coffee.
Well, I got to upload the footage of today's stream
whilst I'm streaming so that me then can edit it as fast
as possible.
Remind me again to do this in two hours.
What coffee? I just always go for flat white. I'm basic. I'm basic. I always go for a flat
why we forgot we'll fund the fiber cables for you thanks guys
all right okay all right guys you excited to see the new character I know I
I am.
Okay, B-Act 2 with the Silent, okay, easy, the sewer yet.
Sickness carrying a familiar scent, force is through the Silent's veins.
The heartpiece is slowly killing her.
The grotesque trophy is hurled into the ocean, but the blight has no cure.
She'll die soon.
Oh, what the fuck?
Have you discard a card during your turn game 3 block?
Henry's with weak deal 40% less damage. Oh, okay. That's nice. Have you discard a card during your turn till 3 damage to run a memory?
Okay, there's some discard builds you can go down
Our string guy is going amazing man. This game is absolutely phenomenal
All right, let's go to this one chat for the opening the clouds shirmed maliciously as the capital trembles beneath the storm
So violent that non dare to leave their homes
12 days later, the rain stops. The clouds remain, but the flame has gone out.
The spire opens its doors once more. Oh, the following potions will appear in future runs.
So there is a story now, kind of. That's quite exciting. I like how they've done it, you know.
It's just kind of a lore that's just kind of optional to read if you want to.
The ladies and gentlemen, it's time to use the brand new character the region. I'm so excited
I wonder how he's gonna play I don't know anything about it. So I'm so excited
First of all by the way
While I was gone. I did notice
based
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kiaz 67 give a hundred dollars
And he asks I kind of can you ask a joey to reply to my email about redo of a healer?
Oh, what?
Appreciate it and have a great stream.
What?
What?
You gave $100 for that?
What?
That sounds like,
I don't know why you would need him to reply to an email.
I'm not a messenger, first of all.
So I'm not gonna do that.
He doesn't reply to me so if I was to do that he just wouldn't turn off the background music. Oh shit
It doesn't do doesn't apply to me, but I appreciate the the very large donation
That is insane. I but yeah, thank you man. That feels like it's gonna be a charge back though
All right. Meow's blessing. Oversized blue creature. I am the future king. Cute. You will see me again.
That's true. And suddenly come back for two additional cards. Pick a hundred gold. The first
three were carbs. Rewards you see are upgraded. The first treasure chest you open is empty.
Hmm. Well, I don't like the idea of losing something.
The first three cards I get are upgraded. That's pretty good. Gold seems like it's always solid, though.
I'll try Silver Crucible. I've not tried it. Let's give it a shot.
You know, we're experimenting with everything, so let's just give it a shot.
Hmm, we won't have two elites so we kind of want to go down the middle here so we're gonna
go this way I love this guy already your current star count the region cards may play sorry
you can't start count the region cards may play required to play what the reason cards may
require okay so I fucking can't English oh my god sorry so some of the cards
require this star to play it that's what's great fun does it my question is
does it stick but if I do it now do I get it the next turn I didn't need to
block that as well I can just kill that thing always animations are so sick
Mmm. Okay, so...
Yeah, the stars carry over. The folding star requires
zero energy, but two stars. Oh, that's fun. Ooh, I like that.
Okay, quite an interesting mechanic. I quite like it.
First of all, he's got the best animations.
Dude, that is such a sick animation.
Yeah, he's got two mana's, so if you've played Magic the Gathering, you should be able to
play this guy.
That's what I'm g- that was what I'm kinda gathering here.
He's slaying for real for real.
Oh my god, okay, his basic attack is by far the coolest animation.
This is so booby coded.
It is very booby coded.
Dude!
I love him!
Okay.
Deal four damage to all enemies for each star gained this turn.
Oh, that's fun.
I like that.
Maybe he's my new favorite.
Maybe he's my new favorite, dude.
Let's see what his best was cards are.
You should dare shrink the king, Colin.
You dare shrink the king?
Wait, wait, I'm shrunk.
Wait, I'm shrunk right now.
You dare shrink the king?
Bro, what are you treating us, Wife of the Sion?
Bro, Sion wasn't even my top two, okay?
I should keep it a buck fifty, alright?
Oh, there's the gun.
I like the Sion a lot, but my two favorite in the old game were Ironclad and Defect.
Oh!
Whenever you create a card...
Create a card. Interesting.
Um...
Deal 18 damage, applied 2 week, applied 2 vulnerable.
Hit in Cache.
I mean, that just seems too... good.
Dare I say?
Pillar of creation, whenever you create a card...
Create a card.
But Galablas sounds good too.
I think she was very good there.
I think I should focus on getting options to get the stars before I, you know, try to
get a little carried away.
This guy might be the go, this guy might be the go.
Oh shit.
Dude.
Dude!
Just like, I didn't think they could make this game better.
And man, everything that they did, they didn't even make change too much.
changed enough that I'm like, I'm in. It's so good. Okay, so we have Crashing Speed,
I deal 6 damage, deal 3 additional damage for all your cards that have a unit cost, okay.
Okay, so I guess if I focus on the other one, it's quite a complicated, choose one of three
Upgraded colors cards to add into your hand upgraded colors cards. Hmm
Game nine block put a card from discord. Let's try quasi
Like the animations the map like they just changed enough things like you know, I
Don't know like it's just so fun
Like the everything's just slightly upgraded enough that you're like, oh, yes
They didn't fuck with the formula the formula is so good. Oh
Oh, so good.
Let's have you play this each combat game.
Mmm.
Let's do hidden cash, because I want hidden cash to never be a burden.
Ooh, let's get it.
I've not managed to get this done yet, but I want to try so badly.
Okay, Quasar. Oh my god.
Uh, Entreprenia, start with your 10 turns from one card to a hand.
Put an attack from the draw pile into your hand.
Hmm, gain 7 blocks, draw one card.
Always good to get that.
Here we go for the...
Oh my god, this guy is so fun.
This character comes with his own cock chair.
I was thinking it's like a throne, like really fucking cool and shit, but I guess yeah.
Oh my god, this is gonna hit four times.
You gotta be kidding me.
Ha!
Dude!
This guy is so fun! I love him!
Yeah, you are Gilgamesh. Your booby meets Gilgamesh, bro.
Everything is so fucking sick about him, man.
Oh my god!
Okay, gain 11 block, the next one gain 4, deal 14 damage to all enemies, deal 10 damage
to a 1 card, put 1 card from your hand, great artwork on these cards too.
What does this evolve into?
I was hoping it would be reduced cost.
It's good to get block.
don't have a ton of locking options currently. So let's go for that one. Well, the actual
pull seems really fun too. But three is kind of a lot to use. Alright. Okay. We need to
upgrade either Falling Star. 11 damage isn't unremarkable. Glitter Stream. Really nice.
She makes the card better overall
Well, they're upgrading the basic one would have been good too actually
All right, let's see what we get on here
Hidden cash
The bomb let's do the bomb
I have no block fuck this is gonna hurt
Okay, that's where my block went
Okay, the bomb is about a hit for 50, so I should do 20 for the end of this turn, okay.
Alright, boom.
I'd say not bad.
No, thy place
That's fun. Oh, it removes the
Dude that's such a good card
Kingly kick. Wow. Look at the artwork on that one. That's such a good card
I like hidden cash, I think it's hidden cash is really strong
Okay, we don't get anything in this sadly because I opted to get upgraded cards, which I think is fine
Okay, let's get hidden cash upgraded
Oh my
Dude, I love that card
I can't hold.
Oh my god, I can't wait, I can't wait to see the rest of this guy's cards.
His kit is so fun.
How the fuck did they manage to make?
I was thinking like, there's just no way they can make another really fun character.
This is just gonna be so hard to top the ones I've already made.
But man...
This guy is so fun so far. The core mechanic is so satisfying.
But most importantly, his cards are just fine.
There.
Okay, next turn, gain...
and retain your hand, conversions. Oh, wow.
Ooh, ooh, Stardust could be the play.
Let's go Stardust.
That's Smith.
Maybe this.
Stardust.
We just have the new card.
Okay, this is perfect against him.
This is exactly what we wanted.
Okay, Glitter Stream.
I guess six next turn.
Actually, we don't need it next turn.
don't troll with me oh my god we're getting kind of unlucky at there oh we
got really unlucky here really bad
hmm
I
Was really unlucky drawers, I'm gonna be in trouble now that was about as horrible as it could have gone for me
Oh, okay. I'm gonna be in trouble. Unless I get stardust. So we're not in trouble.
All right, there we go
All right, okay, all right. Well, there we go. Oh perfect. I would have upgraded that one
Add three colors cards into your hand exhaust
My god, I want that I mean fuck it. Let's try it. Let's go random
Loose 100 gold, transform 2 cards.
Ooh, I'm kind of down a try, but 100 gold is a lot to lose.
I'm going to get 600 anyway, fuck it.
Is it random what it transforms into?
Almost certainly yes.
Oh my god deal 33 damage apply three week apply three vulnerable journey at the
start of turn draw one card and exhaust one card from your hand okay that's
Ain't that tough
Yeah, we're against the beast I should probably rest I'm gonna rest
Does that is it a zam chat
Okay
Choose one of three random cards to add to your hand, it costs zero this turn.
Add one random skull, okay, I'll just do it again.
Hidden cache, perfect.
Never you attack an enemy, it loses one strength this turn.
Oh my god.
I think that was pretty good I think
Oh
Oh
Okay, damn
Okay, wait, okay, that's not that is an exhaust
Being an additional seven block from oh my god. Yes
Maybe 20 from this is that normal ones or down your 13, okay
Yeah, I don't mind taking one damage
okay I just gotta pile up my okay that was kind of lucky uh well I take one
down it's fine oh my god this bassin is coming in so handy bro you are
cheating on the cock chair what I did what does that mean
I
Five flash of Steelers is really good
If I was using my next time I could use it I'm gonna save
He's too really good. Fuck, I don't know.
Uh...
We'll find out.
Okay.
Look at how it's exhaust.
I'm gonna put one card this time
Okay finesse
Fuck I wonder if we even cash so bad
I don't have stars fuck
What's the damage?
This might be a bad decision, let's find out.
Choose a card to exhaust.
Try it.
Okay.
Oh, he's so fun.
This guy might have been- he's my new girl.
Oh my god!
Damn!
Ha ha ha!
Dude, this guy's awesome, dude.
It's an endgame block, placing to reduce by- oh wow.
Eight?
Eight, that's insane.
Monarch's craze.
That's an insane card that I-
Did I get that last time or I don't have that now it is insane though
Mark's Grace also was really good
Okay
Mungrel intruder enemy
Energy sorry enemy dude. I have so many records. Oh my god. That's my treasure chest. Okay
Okay so, oh my god, I can kind of just avoid elites and get it, but I really kind of want to go sharp.
Um...
But four events is kind of crazy. Plus, two upgrades, then I can do, I can still do three elites.
I think I'll do it. I mean, it kind of feels kind of awesome.
Well, that's who he offers me.
Oh my! What an exotic visitor.
Who might you be, sweetie?
I'm no sweetie!
Address me with respect, giant thing person!
Where are my manners?
Tess Katara can't go to the light.
Yeah.
All right, Golden Compass it is.
I fuck with the Golden Compass, dude.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with it.
What does Golden Compass do?
It makes the math like this.
Choose a card to exhaust.
Fuck it, freeze.
Ooh, panache.
Oh, fuck, I'll play it.
a bundle of joy panic button
Fuck it.
Can't play on game block this turn, that's fine.
Okay.
bowlers and i'm with the bowlers
this is so broken this is so broken gain eight vigour
uh draw two cards it's kind of not eight vigour
the next attack deals additional damage
could be huge though having this fuck it let's try it I haven't tried this yet
this is beautiful man whoa a new one Sim by Sim Sim by symbiote symbiote along
your travels you stumble upon a dark and forest bollard
I got bullied, bullied, I don't know what else to say.
Google time, Google time!
Pollock, oh Pollock, I know this word, the fuck am I talking about?
Along your travels, you stumble upon a dark and forest pollock.
You can sense that it is very old and very evil.
Enchant and attack with corrupted.
Kill a card.
Choose a card, transform.
Kill the fireman.
Transform? Uh...
Let's just get rid of the basic attacks. We don't really need them.
Oh, fuck this again.
Gain seven block, add one random callless card.
My god, I've got so many callless cards.
Okay.
But this guy's scary though, because this guy can...
I'm gonna get carried away if we let him.
No! Fuck!
Okay.
Yeah, Vigor is crazy, bro.
I guess when you combine it like that, it's kind of nuts.
Yeah, I should be able to get him.
piece of shit okay okay just about my god take back your stolen card
Um
Ooh, ooh, that's very handy
That jail sorry boys 11 plating is crazy
That one color
Go be the plating
Astral Pulse is good. Yeah, it is good, but I only have a good AoE. I can't want to focus
on Roar and generating the Stuffs. That's annoying. I've got to start off with that.
I might have gotten a good card there.
There's some of the monster.
Damn, that card would have been good to get next turn.
All right.
Oh, thank fuck, I can exhaust this.
Oh, he just helps me.
I want to do so bad.
I'll do this.
I'm going to think about that.
Mmm. All right. Oh my God, he's just making this thing.
Choose a card to exhaust. That's exhaust. Ah, defend.
Mmm.
Oh, yeah, it's actually I didn't draw the plating thing until next turn. Kind of bad there
She's a card to exhaust
This would certainly stop all my problems
I'm not really sure what's happening now.
But I got 11 playtings, are we chilling?
Oh, oh, oh that's bad.
The bomb?
I should have fucking killed this thing, I should have fucking killed this thing, he's
a basic enemy bro, why is he so annoying?
Okay, there we go.
Oh boy.
The Strength one is good because we can stack that.
Gather Light.
Know thy place.
Know thy place pretty good.
Gathering Light seems pretty good.
card. There's a go to 10 block. I've graded a colorless card. 44 damage is crazy. See
that? Man I've upgraded so many cards. What's this? A massive boulder sits in
in the middle of an abandoned courtyard.
A plaque reads, stone of all time.
Its presence, shape, and adornments
indicated this courtyard was built around the stone,
and that it has never moved from the spot.
Okay, loose 6 HP and shamp an attack with Vigor A.
Okay, at least it would make the attack good.
Or I can get 10 plus max HP.
And let's do the six I think that's oh
Wait this one's good, okay, wait, this is crazy though
Wait, I mean any of these are fucking stardust is also crazy I
Think it's radiates radiates radiates. I've been at home my
I
But start us with one-shot bosses
But Radiate we clear a room. So let's do Radiate
Surely start us the reason why it's Radiate is because I'm smart
No, cuz I think like if you cut like a lot of bosses of annoying airy mechanics being able to wipe the whole board is Godlike
When did you get a power upgrade it?
900
I mean, I can remove it from my deck, I don't really need more money, yeah fuck it.
Enemies dropping additional 10 gold, I mean halfway through I guess that's fine.
I'm maxed out on gold.
Let's choose from one of three.
Whenever you play an attack, game one block.
Start with an undial damage equal to all the enemies.
Let me attack some of my playing, not that many to be honest.
Let's do this one.
Okay.
Have some good shit for me.
Yeah, let's get rid of this first of all.
Let's go to go.
Mr. Bingbong?
Two attacks can be upgraded.
I think most of my attacks are pretty...
I only have two attacks. I have three attacks.
I would upgrade them. It's probably worth.
Or I can add these attacks that might upgrade them.
Next turn, put two cards from your draw pile into your hand.
Next turn gain and then retain your hand this turn. Whenever you create a card gain 4 block.
That would be upgraded. I am playing, I am creating cards now, the colorless ones.
You're 18 damage and start your turn, place from the exhaust pile.
What?
It just casts every turn.
You can exhaust it with tyranny.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Oh, it didn't upgrade it.
So each combat get bigger a random card need a random card in each card award is enchanted with swift one. Oh
Yeah
Mmm, but eight bigger is better. I think
I'm gonna hit up another shop as I'm saying
I'm considering pillar of creation I have two cards that make
colorless cards. Convergence is also actually really good.
I don't want to go down the creating a card one to be honest though.
I think retain is OP though in general.
It gives me a lot of options.
Wow, that was, I spent nearly a grand at the shop.
Okay. Whenever your enemy is attacked, that's fine. You can kind of just sit here and lock.
Do I want to call it him?
Fuck it.
It's like a quarter of a scalp, fuck it.
Okay.
I'm gonna kill them that's it damn I knew this was gonna fucking happen
Okay.
Okay.
Abobbent.
Exhaust it.
Oh, shit.
It does it instantly when I exhaust it?
That's so broken.
10 damage to all enemies.
I don't really need that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Summon 4th. Forge 8. Wait, what's this? The first time you forge each combat, add Sovereign
Blade into your hand. Add additional damage to Sovereign Blade. Put Sovereign Blade into
your hand. Draw one card the first time this is played. Wait, what is this, dude?
Another Radiate, though? Oh my god, I think I have to go for the Radiate, unfortunately.
That's insane.
Forge is cool, but I'm already so deep in this.
It's just radiate.
Yeah, you're right.
The person in chat was like, it's just radiate.
You're right.
It is just radiate.
There's another elite.
I should honestly use the potions.
I'm gonna greet, I'm gonna greet.
And I'll tell you why, champ.
Because I'm fucking greedy as shit.
I want that, I want that, I know.
Ooh, I didn't block that.
That was actually so troll of me.
Nice.
Safe.
Nice.
Safe.
Safe.
damn I don't know what forge 30 does I don't I don't have forge so I actually
don't know oh I can't I didn't get it damn it
I'm gonna give it a falling star
the bomb the next turn game block equal to your current block there are no
no taxing hand roll
okay
okay
alright
she's a card to exhaust
dude that's so sick man
I can get 11 plating or I'm gonna end this now wait I can I'm pretty sure I
didn't this now
candle I saw your second turn gay energy oh baby dying star ethereal till my
all enemies all enemies with nine strength this turn
Hmm
No, I mean that's just kind of like
Not bad um
I don't really want more mana attacks to be honest. I think I think like I was gonna I was considering buying this
Nice. I should do it.
Two is good now. Not necessarily.
It could have been a skip though.
Whoa! What is this boss?
Right, it was everyone I'm facing and he fucked.
Okay, let's do this the correct order here.
Okay, I'm going to take damage here, but that's fine.
Oh, I should put thorns on.
I hope I don't forget this.
She's a card to exhaust.
Um, strikes.
Why is it 17 damage?
Oh, because I have that.
OK, and we have additional thing this time.
Oh, I didn't generate it. OK.
Draw two cards, put one card from your hand on the top of your draw pile, exhaust.
Retain exhaust up to three cards in your hand, gain eleven block.
Alright, that's two draw.
Choose a card from the top of your draw pile.
Ummm...
This one.
Hmm.
Hmm
That's just ridiculous, but we should have added the strength potion as well
You guys want to kill
I have the plating though, so I actually don't want to use the stardust
Seven times five
I could add 5 strength to it.
Hmm.
12 times 5.
That's 5% more damage.
Could kill one of the herks.
I think that's... I think that will kill.
Oh, wait, it's random!
That's all I'll kill next turn.
I hope I don't get the plating card next turn.
Choose a card to exhaust.
Check.
Ummm...
Hmm.
Check.
Haha, dumbass.
The creation card is coming in handy.
Thank fuck for that.
It's fine.
I finally drew that card.
Alright, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Control.
What a cool boss.
Insane Radiator on dude.
Tell me about it.
Mr. Cuffs
Okay, that's the boss wait, I thought there's gonna be another phase where I guess that's pretty tough though
Okay, what is this? Oh my god, there's no way I can play two of those but I just will try
Kill 21 damage to all enemies for your hammer debris. Fuck it. Let's try it. It's a graded man. Fuck it
I don't know how to play one most rounds, but maybe it was some dumb idea, but you know
what?
Dumb ideas is what this channel was founded on.
This channel was founded on absolutely dog shit ideas.
I do need to hit up at least one shop.
I can have two elites and a couple of bonfires if I go this way.
Being from the stars within these are cursed walls. Do you know of me? Yes, I think we can help each other. Oh
Apparitions, oh my god wait apparitions are kind of goaded
I thought of each turn draw two digital cards and not draw cards during your turn
Do I have a lot of card draw
Like a little bit, but not that much
Play like one of the weaker things in my deck to be honest I
Have card creation. Yeah, I think the fiddle is the play. I think fiddle is kind of goaded
Apparition I honestly don't want apparition because I wanted to draw
Certain things more
So that's what is my current plan.
Okay, I also can just kill them all right now. What the fuck? What the fuck?
Deal 8 damage to all enemies, all strength lose 2 strength.
I don't want more cards there, I kind of want to cycle so I'm dead.
Oh, it's the tea!
Lose 11 HP and obtain R.R.
I'll read it again for you guys, because I actually really like the style of it.
The Round Tea Party!
You find an invitation from Sir Galalot to a tea party and decide to show up in his
tea.
Oh, it's dead.
Nice tea.
He's shopping his horse.
Upon entering an unassuming rotunda, you find yourself in the midst of commanders,
generals, warlords, and mercenaries having...tea.
The gigantic knight, donning a golden crown, speaks.
Thou art late for tea.
That's why we could pick a fight with him.
Ah, so, that's it.
You jump onto the table and kick the warlord knight
in the face.
The knight lets out a haunting shriek and keels over.
Everyone gasps.
The patrons stare wide-eyed at the corpse
of the one of their regulars,
then burst into applause.
We were wondering how to rid of so I go incredible work they jump out your
poison team discuss tactics and secrets all night the most excellent tea party
so we gained Max HP right here okay 35 gold there's no more shops that
I
Will six cards
You'll five damage for five. I don't really have a forge and Lee's waffle. Lee's waffle is crazy. I don't need it there
The first time you play a power each combat gained six block
Mookie hourglass pretty good. I think looking at us is pretty good
I can't remove a card. I don't think I need to remove a card necessarily.
Each combat, each combat gains six blocks. Okay, so it's definitely six blocks versus three damage to everyone.
Um, that's pretty underpowered. I'm not gonna take that.
Gonna love Mok'Nasen game floor. Floor? Floor? Game floor.
All right.
They're like, our message is great because you can just kind of tick down how far it's here.
All right, so. Of course, we drew both of those. But we can play one of them.
But you know what, I'll...
There's no zero, there's no cards here that we want to draw.
We can draw a Radiate.
Fuck it.
That'd be huge.
Oh wait, what?
I'm going to draw a card or is it next turn?
Alright.
Alright, Exhaust 1.
Kind of a falling star, kind of.
No, let's just do a regular, regular fan.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Uh...
Deal 20 damage, ultimate strike.
Fuck, I gotta... yeah, that makes sense.
Fiddle. You're fiddle-a-relic.
You fiddle-a-relic.
Oh, right, right, right.
Oh, right, that makes sense.
Oh my god, I mean that's still worth it I think.
Swift is pretty much meaningless now.
For one card the first one is played, the healing energy would be kinda nice to play
more cards.
I'll try alignment.
pretty good. Damn, we are absolutely going Dico mode fellas. Convergence. We definitely
make that more good to play. Comet, good damage, bundle of joy. Let's just do Convergence.
seems pretty good. We're gonna fight two elites. Oh, there's so many things. Okay, let's go this way.
Oh, these guys have artifact. Oh, we're off. Okay. Well, it was nice right last time, I guess, lads.
Oh dude if I could have on top of your draw pile, oh baby, well it doesn't matter.
Jesus Christ, Radiant is so fucking broken.
Um
Okay, whenever you enter rest sites on this come with additional energy cool. Oh
My god, they're about to see the power of 88 she's gonna rock that world bro. She's gonna rock that world
Hmm
Tough my draw path
I
Okay
Look at a brute force defect again, I don't have the defect unfortunately I would bro. I would trust me. I would
Exhaust a card
Well, all these guys may have exhausted anyone so
Okay, we can cash.
Oh, only 20 damage to everyone that sucks.
I
Must not do it's free
All right
Ooh, these guys can get a little dangerous.
Upgrades are no more.
You piece of shit.
Damn, okay.
Damn, bitch.
Can't kill all of them this turn
Well, I can do plating a comet I can kill one of them. So I'm gonna just kill one of them
Deface gonna brick up Connor. I'm already bricked up bro. This guy's fun as fuck this guy's fun as fuck man
So you turn until damage equal to the turn number so I just have ramping damage that keeps stacking
It's pretty cool
But I don't know if I've got too many cards. I can't I can't get another one
I can't get another one.
Um...
Unbounded, sure.
All right.
Kind of a shit roll. Not gonna lie, fellas.
shit I should have saved manner they're not the greatest draw
Oh
Hey bombardment
Okay top my draw pile
Jesus Christ man
We're banning people in chat?
Yo, what's up?
Hey, don't leave me out, I want to see what's going on man.
Hey, who we banning?
Hey, fuck that guy.
I
Want to bang anyone I see bad someone mods
They don't be out I'm included a fuck that guy's man. He's bad
She's got to exhaust
I
Through random cars me drawpaw
I really don't want to take this hit
Watch it I
I can't draw any cards. God damn it, Connor.
Oh, I gotta get another block. All right, cool.
I'll do it.
All right. Meteor kill him.
That's so good.
I'm showing.
That really feels like a boss.
No, I drew bombardment off.
Off rep. You gotta be kidding me.
No, I'm good that's kind of a terrible first time I'll see falling star
Oh, I played that in the wrong order.
That's a bit of a fuck-up.
Ah, that was a fuck-up.
I
Can seven block troll
I
Listen to us
G9 block return this card to your hand
I see fuck
I didn't I don't know either but what a dumb ass
This is a counter-exhaust.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay
My god, I'm so weak
I'm going to take a lot of damage here.
Hmm, let me be careful.
This guy's tricky.
It's the debuffing that's catching me off guard.
I'm trying to be I'm trying to
What the fuck?
You're gonna fucking cards?
Oh I could have killed it then with a bigger.
I'm so dumb.
Alright that was a bit of a close one.
Hello, I'm confident now, perhaps.
Uh, get a light plus.
That's nice. Oh, I should, I appreciate the button in the garden. Locked in!
I'm locked in.
Well, half his health bar's gone.
frog knight we're cool guy nine oh goodbye fuck man well wait I don't do
the math. Oh, I'm so dumb. That's such a costly mistake for me being a lazy
Oh, what a costly mistake.
Ah.
Oh, that's so bad.
I have to heal.
Oh my God, I would have been so good health-wise.
Okay, so I can definitely lose this.
And we haven't gone against this boss yet.
What? What is this boss?
I
Have
Where's my block
I'm dead.
I can't close.
I
What the fuck is that?
Let's get rid of this, I think.
I'm just kind of ass.
I'm not regretting.
Hmm
That's a really risky card
Hmm, I'm focused. I'm focused. I don't want to lose this. This is a tough boss
I get four next turn.
He's weak.
The enemy intends to escape.
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
What?
What do you mean?
What?
What what's gonna do
How's he going?
What the fuck?
Hmm, how many of these all my stars here but
Oh, that's nice carries over
I got his strength is back
She's got to add to your hand
What was it?
Okay
Hmm
This is not good
Just can't exhaust
Let's go dude. Oh my god. Dude these these bosses like the base difficulty of this game
compared to the base difficulty of Old Slayer's Spire. This is so much harder.
like I had to think like this on like a 10 it's so much more difficult that's so
fun I'm glad you've arrived you they're commoner is this the top I need quiet how
teach you some manners I fucking died you did not teach me manners
all right we've done some damage wow in the hour that we've played 200 million
damages added well two hours I played dude what a wrong what a fucking wrong
dude all right let's unlock some shit whoa it's a lot of epochs let's find
Kaboom a fantastic explosion marks the arrival of the region his majesty's
spaceships shattered beyond repair finally I arrive
forge 10 first time you forge each combat add sovereign blade into your hand adds
additional damage to sovereign blade oh that's sick increase the cost of seven
blade by one so it now hits an additional time way that seems like such
a fucking cool mechanic. Did you make this fucking giant sword powerful? Dude, I wanna
do that! I wanna do this!
Deadly monsters had begun to tickle out of the spire an increasing pace ever since the
doors have reopened. Brave warriors, explorers and mercenaries have been sent in but few
make progress. Even fewer make it back alive. The regent learns of this dismay and takes
upon himself to become the hero that Pryon needs. I enter! At the start of each combat,
forge 10. Every 10 span, get 10 block. Oh, that's nice. Then if you turn, gain. Oh my
god, that's nice. Defeat me! The region's starist does not know defeat! The strange
Each man at the top of this tower must be defeated by me and only me.
The Regent devises a royally brilliant plan to become stronger.
To immortalize this, it is etched into a nearby stone.
Try harder, house!
Okay, potions, okay, upgrade colors, okay, watch 15.
The Regent must keep going.
His Majesty may now access ascensions when starting a run.
That's so sick. Alright.
The Necrobinder. Oh the new class! Let's go, dudes!
A young explorer unlatched in the forbidden grimoire.
Magics from another time and place explode outward as weightless dark smoke overwhelms this curious one.
She gains the understanding of life and death, but at a cost.
Her skin, hair, and organs rapidly rot away as her soul is forcibly bound into the locket.
In her pocket. The Grimoire's whisper, if I die, you die.
Oh, no.
Sorry. So I guess there is a Grimoire if that dies.
OK, unlock the Necrobinders, a playable character.
I'm actually so excited.
I'm so excited, dude.
Kill 15 elites with the Necrobinders reveal this epoch.
Ooh.
So many.
We have so many if we do the Necrobinder ones.
Dude, he's so sick, man. What a fun way.
Oh, there she is, the Necrobinder!
Aspireborn Lich who seeks revenge.
Call upon her trusty left hand, Oste, in combat.
So I can turn summon one.
That's my boy, isn't it? Tell me that's my boy.
Tell me that's my boy!
We are saving the best for last it makes sense man it makes sense save the
best for last yeah of course man you got to save the best for last
we share the same goal he killed all that I love my power is yours
um I guess you like the game so far yeah I fucking love the game yeah I
I fucking think this game is fucking peak.
Oh, fucking awesome card out.
So sick.
Where's the movie?
Gods.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Uh, obtaining a rare random card, we haven't tried that yet, we can let it shape our glass.
At the end, at the end of the enemy turn, if it has at least as much doom as HP, it
dies.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
The underdogs, yo
Way a whole new map there's more than three map that's
All right
Chat, I'm gonna get a coffee while I fucking calm down at how sick this fucking game is
I'll be right back. Give me a moment. Oh my god, dude. This game is actually a peek. My mouth has been killing me all day
But I'm I'm never getting offline this game is the great skin full-time. I
Believe it's gonna be to be two regions for each act so sick
Another coffee. Yeah, my final coffee of the day. I'm trying to get an ad running for you guys so you don't get an ad when we come back
Stop reading what are they read?
What did I read?
I mean I read it, I just didn't take any notice.
There's a thing about being dumb, man.
Okay, well I can't run ads, so I'll do one five.
Oh, I'll give you a run of that.
Okay, perfect.
Thanks, Mods.
All right, beer back.
I'll run that.
you
you
you
you
you
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
We need to slay the spy.
Get in here.
All right.
Some luck.
Oh, my God.
My tongue is killing me.
I'll have.
It seems like this way is the only way you can go against the lead.
Alright.
Okay, what's this?
Absorbs all unblocked attack damage.
Okay, so this is quite interesting then.
Ummm...
I also can give health.
And is Oste going to attack on his own or do I have to do it?
But he won't attack unless I kinda tell him to.
This is an insane card, I'm just realizing.
The card is insane. At least for that turn, it wasn't sad.
Oh my god, okay, this character, I like this character, I like this character too! So
So far, it seems really cool!
Off-Seed deals 3 damage. If this is the first time this card has been played, this turn, draw 1 card.
Off-Seed deals 7 damage, add retain to a card in your hand.
Ethereal, then 6 block, apply 1 week.
Snap seems really good.
Add retain to a card in your hand.
Hmm
That sounds really good to be honest
I love this already
Bro give me the map put the fucking map in the bag put the map in the fucking bag
Hmm
I thought it was Corporate Slug, I thought it was Corporate Slug, I was like would you
call me Corporate Slug?
Oh it stumps immediately and gets strength, interesting.
That was a horrible term.
Admittedly, that was a very bad term.
Oskie.
No.
What do you guys think?
Which characters do you like, Saravath?
Retain.
Deal 8 damage to all enemies.
This is the damage this card costs here of Austin's attack to this turn.
Oh wow.
Regent? Dude, Regent's sick.
But this is also kind of fucking peak, bro.
Summon three X times.
Adds X souls into your draw.
That's kind of, that's kind of good.
Ah, Flatenel says he's good.
So seems really good.
If Oste is attacked.
Hmm.
three three x times so it could be like 12 that's pretty that's pretty good
because good for block and I like it because it's a great building block
I
Realized to it's great because you always get basically one damage extra
Oh, this is great
oh my god oh my god
I'll see you can take that bro I'll see you can take that he's built fucking
different buddy my boy I'll see you feel different
What the fuck is this game playing?
Bawg!
I shouldn't have waited, I shouldn't have hit that.
Oh
Welcome to it again
Oh, I tried again! Fuck!
Austin!
32.
Perfect.
Wait, that's so good, that card.
uh gain six block if you apply doom this turn gain block two additional times
that's all that's fun
gain four
four
well this move
being seven block
souls plus
oh my god
let's do that
alright let's try it let's see how this boss goes
ooh I don't have an aoe attack
I'm always gonna die
but he tanked
huh
huh
5
Did I play this turn or last turn?
Fuck, it was last turn wasn't it?
First time to hit each turn against 6 block
Hmm.
These guys are annoying.
Okay.
Ostie will live.
I live it to tell another day that he died.
I'm not. I don't really have a great plan here.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Oh, my God, one of you play a soul summon one way.
I need this card.
Okay, that's strength thing up. This is a problem. Lock in.
Oh, fuck!
Uncount.
Oh, my god.
Um...
This is so ridiculous.
What the fuck am I doing?
This is never gonna end.
Oh my god
Maybe I should have
Walked there. I don't know. I don't know what the play was
Okay
I'm trying to cook but nobody's in the kitchen
Should I should have made that vulnerable ah I'm not using this potion I'm wasting it
I'll stay
This is such a good card. I just need this power. Okay. Hey, whilst he's alive, for now.
A scene block is actually fucking disgusting.
Look at the HP.
Dude, you're telling me.
Okay, Oste's gonna live. He's gonna live.
Yeah, one block for 18 mana is disgusting. I agree with you. I think that's a little
unbalanced.
Okay, this was a bit of a mess just because I think my deck in particular is not good
for dealing with these guys but I think other than that it's pretty decent
this is so big broth
I'm at one block for 18 man yeah that is pretty crazy but that's you because I
What about that, that, uh, thingy on?
Like, comma, like, winning.
Bro, this game is so good, dude.
This game is fucked.
This game is going to ruin my life.
Hrog, how are you supposed to cover the news, bro?
Like, this, that's like, World War III is going on,
but you're like, sorry, guys, let us fire.
No news going on, man.
What the heck, man?
There's going to be no news. There's no news suddenly.
Suddenly there's no news.
It's so good.
I hate how good it is.
Also, I'm watching this video and he goes like, there's this British colonizer and then
he shows a picture of me, I was like, what the fuck?
It was like 1890, it was me.
And I was like, damn, he knew where I was.
He clogged me.
You clocked me! That's fucked up!
Deal seven damage, vulnerable and weak air, twice effective against an enemy for the next three turns.
What?!
Oh wait, it didn't give it to them. Okay.
What a god, I'm just gonna bow to your hand and go after him.
What are you doing much of that though?
Fuck, I was scared.
Bro, he did that, that's me, who the fuck are these rats, bro?
Now you would think, ah, you should kill the ones that are attacking.
I say men and men and men.
Kill the one that's gonna debuff you.
Now that's the guy you go for.
Like I'm some kind of like fucking salesman.
Double frail!
Okay, well that's fine, I really...
Let me just do that.
The fuck was that? I should have looked at the symbol it was had.
Rat's birthday.
Hmm.
What is that?
tends to summon monsters. What the...
Four monsters. What the fuck!
Alright.
What a piece of shield!
Osteos Fire Damage. Whenever Oste hits this, enemies turn...
I mean this turns someone too so next turn someone to and gain two energy
What
When you play a card that cost you and you're more game three block
But all of these are good
But so far I don't have cards that cost more than two so it would be unreliable to get that one
But having Oste block and damage in one card seems pretty script.
I think the other card was really good there as well, but we can save that.
Oh, slippery bridge.
While crossing, a rickety wooden bridge, there is a sudden torrent of rain.
Massive gusts of wind butthurt you, threatening to end your journey.
Sick of it removing it.
What the fuck?
The card in the option was randomized, okay.
This fucking sucks.
This sucks!
No!
Wait, I thought it would go to like a strike.
Oh my god, I just lost all my health.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, that's huge.
It would kill you, mate.
It would kill a lesser man.
No, it would kill me too.
It would fucking kill me too.
Let's get Death's Door plus 21 block.
Well, one mana.
You read that correctly, chat.
Okay
27th produced.
It's so good because it's basically like free shield as well. I mean it's kind of disgusting how good this card is.
Like I don't know this feels broken. It's kind of broken guys. Did we test this?
oh you gotta be kidding me well I guess I had a five-couser blow-up on so I can get
death store again now this is so dumb
this is so dumb
and I have forms
Oh my god, Austin you bad bitch, let's go.
Oh my goodness, dude.
Every time you play an attack or skill upgraded to the remainder of the game, get out of
here.
That is so long to draw a pile, okay.
Okay.
Holy relic.
That is an insane relic.
Is attack awe skill?
What have you played?
Hmm.
You just thought I might have played a card that cost two and went out.
Turn this to your hand from the discard pile.
I mean, here you'll draw three cards.
Draw three is always good, yeah, but it costs one mana.
And drawing into nothing's...
Grave Warden's actually quite good.
Okay, hold on.
I
Want you oh
I'm addicted to slay the spine
Let's me look like to work on stuff and I'm like, I'm sorry, buddy. I'll be done
Another message
Oh hell yeah, dude, Austin is really fun, man.
Oh my god.
Instantly got the dirge.
Okay, let's just fill my screen up with those cards, shall we?
I didn't even see the screen anyway.
Oh my god.
Let's shuffle these back in cause I'll most certainly get at least one of them.
Who is this guy?
Something is off about this creature.
fuck off I can't believe I didn't draw a single one of these souls
bitch give me my money
oh hell no
I'm out of my depth here boys, I'm out of my depth, help me!
Dude this combo I have already is kinda nuts.
Get the fuck out of here.
9 damage, there's 2 additional damage for each soul in your exhaust pile.
Oh my god!
They want me to win!
They want me to win, chat!
What is this?
Skulking colony.
Huh?
Oh fuck, got a lot of muck with the draw order here.
I'll lose more than 20 HP a turn.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay, there's two turns I have to fucking deal with this thing, okay, not bad, three
Can we kill this guy please now? 13! He needs to die.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
I could've killed him on my death.
Just for the love of the game. Just want to go one more round.
That's quite a fun man.
Oh, so happy flower.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Retain to a card in your hand.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Whisper's good because I'm drawing a lot.
So I'm kind of down to go with that.
Alright. Oh, shit.
It's like a defaite looking guy.
Oh, yo, hey, my bad man, my bad.
He's got some moves.
He does got some moves, man.
Okay, here we go. That's what I was looking for, Neurosurge.
Okay, let's do...
Durge feels like the obvious play here, but I think I'm going to even kill him. I'm
pretty sure I can kill him.
Wow, I have enough. Just about lethal.
This is so sick, man.
Uh, you'll tend to have two random cards in your discard pile.
Put three cards from your discard pile into your hand.
Not bad, right? Kind of whatever really.
I'm just gonna focus on what I'm doing good
Hmm
We can retain it
All right, that's quite big what is this
Waterfall giant
Okay, we didn't get the combo that we normally want, but that's fine
We got 14 half on Oste
They draw two cards
We really want to draw into something good here, which I think we're trying to draw into the why
I have no more cards here.
Damn it, all my good cards are here too.
Ah, okay.
When killed, you're spifting down to the end of your next turn.
Oh.
Okay then.
That's four is a huge pickup summon seven
Damn he's upgrading what's he buffing oh god the steam eruption oh my god that's
20s upgrading.
That's not good guys.
I should ensure I have 30 block when I kill it.
Yeah, this is looking good.
This is fine.
This is fine.
This is fine.
I'm
going to explode now.
AHHHHH
I get one turn, and of course I draw my fucking attacks.
Luckily, Oste's big enough.
Wonderful.
Uhhh
Cool.
Summoned 5, and if Oste loses HP, all enemies lose that much HP as well.
What?!
What?!
What are hang cards?
I mean Necromasteries just seems like the most broken.
Doom almost got him.
No, I didn't, did it?
What was my Doom?
Well, I have doom on me.
Respectfully, I have doom on me.
I did not realize.
Now, what's this skeleton doing inside these walls?
21 and you're 22 health.
I did not realize that.
My aim is simple.
Vengeance for my family.
Now I'll reach the top and make him pay wonderful
Start each combat with an additional fall
Yeah, I'm it's gonna be that one
If I draw that thing initially and I can just summon osteo with full health instantly my god
Okay, it's gonna be this way
21. I wasn't paying attention to the game, I'll be honest with you chat.
I'll be honest with you, I'm not even paying attention.
That's how you know I'm the goat.
Yeah, that's how you know I'm the freaking goat.
I didn't even pay attention, fuck the lift.
Hosty!
I can't use this 8 block one, but to get my fucking combo going I need to stop drawing
through my deck.
So I think I have to play this one.
I shouldn't get like I need to get these drawers going.
Not worth using dirge right now.
I think it is because I just need to cycle through my deck.
Crazily I didn't draw any of these souls.
We should kind of let my luck to be honest.
All right, if you're not paying attention then you're not aware and if you're not aware
does it really affect you?
I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but yes.
Can I play it again?
Why?
Why can't I play that again?
What was the reason I could play that again?
Did I play a different card am I crazy?
Sick of him.
I don't know if he hits the enemy this turn.
No, now we got sick of him, we got him back.
How did the Slay the Spire tea taste?
Tastes pretty good man.
Oh, perfect, this is exactly what I needed.
It doesn't even fit on the screen!
That's so fucking funny.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah
Yeah
Hmm
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god
My look is pretty good
Define pretty good too
I think Invoke is pretty good. Wow!
I pretty want to get rid of some of these base cards, they're kind of bogging me down.
Let's see this, I need to thin my deck.
Oh, I need AoE so bad, I have literally no AoE.
Oh my god, the 10 dirge? You've got to be kidding me.
be kidding me. Okay, let's do Necromancy, Master's Eye, and then this, I'm gonna get
eight.
There's no Hamlet, there is. There's a Hamlet. All of them take damage.
Fuck it.
Oste is kind of a gear shit.
I'm like unkillable.
Wait this is insane.
And the thorns I got is actually doubly insane.
The fact I got there is kind of nuts.
Wherever you play a soul, summon one.
That's also amazing.
What?
Oh my god, this is an insane run.
I'm gonna fucking fumble it.
Don't forget, but I can upload it so that I can edit it.
Thank you, you can't try that.
That's very kind of you.
Thank you for reminding me.
This is a kind of an insane run, gentlemen.
Okay.
kind of shame we weren't able to use this energy this turn but at least we got this
Okay, death stall.
Again, yeah, not really much luck this time.
Strengthens it up. He strengthens him as well, which is also bad
Hmm.
Probably got through the back.
Hmm.
Probably got through the back.
Yeah, see this is kind of why I wanted to get through it.
It's kind of annoying.
God.
It's this enemy in 7.3.
Hmm.
Wait, Durge.
Huh?
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ
Yeah, I wish there's a way I could fully heal him. That would go crazy, dude
Oh invoke
I come on hello
Oh my doom is at 21 damn I have to be careful goddamn I need more max HP
I'll see you deal six damage. Oh, that's a great one to get
Zero hmm. Let's do that one. I need to send my deck
Summoned a
To our life plus
That's so crazy. Oh, it's be guy. I like to be guy. I think it's a good matchup for me
I'm lucky didn't draw much
Let's kind of unlucky fall damn
I know you're dirty that kind of sucks
Oh, he's gonna die again, no, leave my board alone.
Oh, I had 15 damage there.
Buritand for attack on Titan, I don't have any.
I mean Levi's the guy.
Got to focus on this though, I'm kinda locked in right now.
Don't have to tell you to ask me another time, but
As long as he indulge in the Dixper Slayer Spire the entire stream, baby, dude, he this guy
He just nearly killed himself
This is insane. I feel like this character is actually busted
I can dig for relics now. Oh my god
That's crazy.
I don't need that though.
That's pretty fucking good.
I have some...
Oh no, no, no, no.
I know the old cards.
Okay.
I don't really have this.
Okay.
Finally.
gain 7 block add a copy of this card to your discard pile
I give it to this god damn strike please
when you buy a soul of anima- oh my god
of your third turn gain 18 block. I have no potions you two additional dexterity.
Um, hmm, hmm, at the start of your third turn gain 18 blocks, pretty good, but the belt
buckle seems really nice too.
I have so many potions though, so I feel like maybe the captain's really better.
Fuck it.
Oh yes!
Rehealed.
Okay, I do need to hit up a shop though.
Um, I can hit up two things this way, or I can guarantee to hit up a shop.
I think I hit up a shop, because otherwise I'm just sitting on a lot of power that I'm not using.
You come upon a faintly glowing key and to go pick it up and go to pick it up and looking
all over that key.
Now if you don't mind, person looks like bad news but maybe it's not good to be judgy.
Oh I gotta fight up with these keys.
But you're letting him innocently.
You seem to think only one of you is making out of here with the key.
Let's go!
Turn on the light!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
There we go.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I was really having a pull in our search.
Oh my god, I didn't fucking draw it, fuck.
I was just trying to fucking draw this card, fuck.
Soulbuilder's kind of insane.
Yeah, it kinda gets out of hand like really fast too.
Like this guy doesn't stand a fucking chance. Like I'm so giga strong compared to it.
Oh my god.
And now he kills himself, so.
You peed.
Now sit down, bitch!
Unlock a special event in the next act.
I'm so sick!
I'm pretty good, to be honest. I don't want any things to cost more.
Okay, I could dig for a rally. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
As the starting of third turn game, oh my.
Jesus Christ, this game wants me to win.
My third turn goes insane.
Why are you standing there far back, buddy?
You need to remove a shit ton of strikes and defends. Yeah, it's kind of the main thing holding me back right now
This is a terrible turn as well to be honest with you
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh fuck.
Okay, you know what this will do.
Uh
Oh
Okay, well they're all gonna die just from hitting all I have to do is you keep making them big
The hangar is bigger than more HP it has I didn't even notice that that's so peak
week. Reason number 17 why this game is the best game of all time.
I have more? No, I have no more. This is so dumb!
This is so dumb.
Okay, that's all we got a free 21 block for one.
This is so dumb.
75!
Unlimited souls works.
Dude.
All right.
Sharp 3.
Oh.
I don't even care about that.
Okay, first of all, have to remove a card.
Strikes gotta go.
Okay.
Hmm. Exhaust one card from your draw pile.
Hmm. That's pretty good.
Okay. Uh, plating is kinda good. The first time you lose HP, each combat draw three
can't hmm I think plating just free armor is always good especially early on
we're probably gonna hit up another shop as well it's only on act 2 which is
crazy because we're an hour in first time you would lose HP each combat draw
three cards that's pretty good though too you can can earn only snowball 300
Let's just do it because I think it's good to just have that option like if I
get hit the first turn it can like compensate a bit more like this turn
I don't really have a whole lot of options here
I
Was his soul so powerful she's what's in here check wasn't here, okay
Summon three exhaust from free draw pile necromastery
I
Do I did want to do that, you know
Okay, I need to get stay a little big right now
Okay, roll one card
Okay, this is the cards. I need it all stuck down here. Fuck
Fuck this. But wait, it's gonna be huge. Durge is there.
Uuuuhm...
Okay, fuck it, why not?
Hmm.
Oh, I should've whispered that.
Never mind. It's all good.
We're not ready too concerned about this guy.
Oh, I should have waited.
Slay the never-ending
Oh fuck invoke. Yeah, fuck it. Why not?
That's so fucking dumb
This is insane
This is actually busted.
Oh, fuck.
So he's gonna hit him down, isn't it?
Oh my god.
That's crazy. You can just make him into a fucking killing machine.
I'm kind of chilling actually, what's this upgrade to?
Hmm, Necromancery, I mean only summons increased about a little bit.
Let's just dig for a Valak.
Okay, that was kind of a waste
And my cars all to upgrade anyway
Okay, this is gonna be the most insane
Insane turn one you'll ever see my friends
I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do one
There's more than that too 41 health on a boy, Austin
So
Summon more. Fuck it, why not?
I got no...
Yeah, I'll... okay.
Oh, 27 on this hand.
Should send an ad, eh?
Ah, who needs it, bro? No one... I don't need it.
Okay ideally we want to keep spamming invokes, that's like the way.
Oh gosh.
Oh
My goodness boys, we did some damage here within some big damage
Oh cleanse. Yes, dude, let's get rid of five block
this guy's angry bro you can do that if you want man you're going to kill yourself
Oh my god, holy shit, a giant enemy crab, let's
Let's keep it.
Alright.
He can't even kill me.
He doesn't have enough, dude.
He's not got enough dick in the tank.
He doesn't have enough dick in the tank.
Alright, fine.
So stupid.
I scale so fast.
Summon 20.
Hmm
Hmm
I mean I guess it's just good to have sure
All right
Okay so we want to probably fight as many elites as possible because we're
quite strong. We're going to have to go down the middle and we do want to hit up a
shop there but it seems like we won't be able to unless we go down that way.
Then we have to fight three shops. That's just too many, isn't it? There
could be a shop in one of the question marks.
Let's have a look at what this does first.
Oh, hello!
Hi there!
Uh, how do I say that?
Non...
Non...
Non...
No new pep...
Baby?
No new pep?
How do I say that?
Uh, I haven't had a visitor in a millennia.
You're looking quite grand.
Here, let's find something delightful for you to wear.
Raise your max HP by 31.
Add one...
Oh wow upgrade all your cards don't really need that I'm kind of cycling through all of them
Mark 7 random combat enemies in those rooms have one HP raise your max HP by 31
Is a Nate though hmm is a Nate doesn't it hmm good, but then I can't make this hmm
Yeah, you know
Antidune yeah, it's probably 31
Seven combats is insane though. That's seven across all paths.
I think it's this. Just so that I can take more risks as we go along.
I do want to go to a shop because I do want to get rid of one more card.
But I don't... I want to fight more than one elite.
Nah, it looks like I kind of can't.
Is this where I can...
Yeah, this mission's pretty good actually.
Alright Nash.
If I kill themselves they can get started
Oh go ahead man. Nah, go ahead go ahead
Hmm
I'm pretty chill.
I've already summoned Grace's message people this time.
Alright, well, it doesn't kill myself.
I watched my most feared enemy, REEVING.
Summon 20.
That's just too much, doesn't it?
It adds so much. I don't know. I was showing you. You can't hit me. So
I'll see your seven damage add retain to a card in your hand
Seven still hurting damage at a soul into a draw pile and and discard pile
Hmm the retain one could be quite good
But I don't really want any more cards really
You can't hit me the guys in fucking ads. I'm telling I'll wait for me doesn't fucking know how generous I am
guys while you're in the ads get game of subs dot gg size sheet out miles can we pin
that link dude it shocks my tongue is killing me but
I'm so addicted that's why I had had to prime so no ads thank you for
prime ain't ain't it Jay thank you for priming never get you can use your
primes to skip the ads if you want and you can subscribe at any time do I be
ad-free during all the streams why the fuck I've ever twitched her bow and I
got ads anyway she was breaking I hey hey it's not me man it's not me I got
influenced by twitch ads i did bro you love gamer subs right guys you love it
right what are you doing i don't know i woke up one day my tongue fucking and
killing me all right ads are about to end do you prefer the region guy or this
guy honestly this is like asking me if i would rather have unlimited Italian
food for the rest of my life or unlimited money I mean they're both they're both
such good options I mean I don't know what I would both of both are so good
you don't understand both of these guys are like straight drugs to my veins
okay
Oh my god, I drew the dirge. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Asti's already fucking big, boys.
What's the context for the unlimited Italian food because I should be unlimited money?
No, no, like, as in, like, boom, Italian food in front of me.
Any Italian food, boom.
You know what I mean?
It's the kind of thing, the thoughts that I have.
That's what I want right now.
Unlimited money also does that.
You better not have to go and get it.
You know what I mean?
You made no sense.
Okay.
That's not food.
I make plenty of sense.
Okay.
Give me some strength. Good for you, buddy.
Get the shit out, buddy. You died. Check it out.
Nice.
Grave Blast. Deal 6 damage, put a card from your discard pile into your hand.
That's pretty good though.
Yeah, I'll do it. Now that it's upgraded, I'm down.
War Historian Wrappy.
An academic is trapped in a hanging cage next to a treasure chest.
The academic is muttering about one time,
he's ploughed while furiously writing something.
Looks like you can unlock the cage or the chest.
Oh, shit.
it. Lose Lance and Key, Obtain History Course. At the start of your turn, play a copy of
your last played attack or skill. Ooh, two random relics. I mean, that's just like,
I get to play my, play a copy of your last played attack or skill. Could be dirge back
back started a turn but then it would that one would use on my manner hmm yeah
it's kind of it's kind of this
all right shop time I just want to hit up one shop okay that's so troll
Okay
I just wanted to get rid of just literally anything
Just the cards attack
Flash of Steel is pretty cool
Golden Axe is pretty cool too, but it costs one.
Okay, let's remove this.
Once again, it's just really good flash of steel always good to get a cut the cost zero
but now I think I'll go next to all those souls I look I agree with you
We invoke, because maybe we can just get enough invokes while we're literally permacasting.
Let's just dig, fuck it.
The merchant no longer runs out of cards, for fuck's sake.
Fuck!
I've dug absolute garbage back to back.
Okay.
All right, yeah, start your third turn, game one, strength and one dexterity.
Okay, I mean that's good.
Okay, sure, I'll get something good this time.
Whenever you shuffle your draw power, draw a card.
Okay, that's actually good.
Thank you.
Oh, what's up yo
Four block is good I think
Sneak up now most of my cards are zero
Scam shop.
They're like worse versions of it.
Yeah, that's mango.
It is a mango angle
Okay, a little bit unlucky here on my start to be honest with you gentlemen
That's fine
Oh yeah, I play the last card.
Last attack or skill.
Okay, so go around with that.
Okay, sure.
One is beast mode.
Summoned five.
Whenever else enemies lose that much HP as well.
Have you placed soul, a random enemy with a 6 HP?
Okay.
That one's too important.
I gotta get that one.
Okay, invoke?
What did I just play?
I gotta remember my last card.
I should play Invoke last.
Okay.
I have so much.
Fucking damage.
Alright, play that again.
Hell yeah.
Fucking hell, yeah, okay
Santa get big for me wait he's gonna kill him I
Got one block
Let's go my boy
wait oh my god it plays it wait I didn't realize it worked like that with
dudge whoa and it doesn't use my energy that's so sick
this is kind of broken though I'm trying to I'm trying my fucking hardest here
wait that's so broken
wait that's broken oh my god more energy
oh my god retain summon five losty heals 5hps
oh my god yes Spurr give me that I don't get my dex chunky fuck it send it
okay
we're looking at here
all right 19 health then we do a whole lot we got to get two powers down that's a lot
Damage.
All right, Durge. And now it's gonna double play Durge. That's so disgusting.
So it's gonna auto play Durge again.
What in the actual fuck?
Oh my god, boys.
He's so fucking big!
Hahahahaha!
Disgust then!
Okay.
85? I can't buy shit with 85.
Another enemy.
All right
Tains some and five Oscar Hill seven HP
Which cards he marked
I'm going to take a long damage here, Oste.
It's okay.
Don't worry.
I gained dexterity.
This is so dumb.
I'm just so dumb.
Just so dumb.
Dirt gaming is disgusting.
Look at this.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Well, that does hurt me.
Oh, shit.
That was me playing down there.
Fuck it.
Alright, alright.
Hello, buddy.
Uh, Altitude deal's 13 damage and applies 3 vulnerable to all enemies.
This attack...
First attack each turn, deals 5% additional damage.
Oh.
Yeah, fuck it, I'll take it.
Yeah, fuck it.
What in the fuck is this mega crit?
Oh, nice!
I healed 25 entering the boss room.
Okay, don't really need that.
Oh, I really fought this boss.
And they got the better of me last time.
You bastard!
I'm gonna have to set the draws to a place where I'm supposed to draw a pile, but...
Okay.
I wasn't able to use all my mana.
Okay, the first three cards form a bound.
I mean, one bound card could be played.
Okay, what the fuck, guys?
Chill, dawg.
Hmm play three random cards from your draw pile
In Boke in Boke's always so far. I don't have any draw on my hand. I don't seem to have any draw on my hand
So let's go and let's do this
Okay
Very good
Okay, a bit of a slow start here, but we will get a lot of energy next turn from the chandelier
and we have our Wisp plus.
Right.
Going to play this, we do want to get rid of, I think we do want to get rid of, I
And our turn?
Durge gaming incoming?
Durge gaming incoming right now?
We're gonna make our hands so big.
Wait, was I supposed to take damage that turn?
Sorry, I couldn't tell.
Was I supposed to take damage that turn?
I couldn't tell!
Oh my god, wait.
And Brandon Emmy loses 12 HP.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Okay.
Fuck, I was hoping it wouldn't be that one.
All right.
So many buffs and debuffs.
He's got a hundred and thirty-three health.
He's him, bro.
He's fucking massive.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful I
Want you to kill yourself. I don't want to have oh I could do it. I could help out. I could help out
I speed it up a little bit. You know what I mean?
Wait
Okay, wait a lot
In both plus
Yeah, nice.
This is so dumb, I love it.
Okay, I have 10.
Okay, I need to get rid of some of these fucking cards.
That'll help.
I will not. I will not kill you. I want you to do it yourself.
Damn it. I did do it.
Two hundred and sixteen.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Architect, you killed my parents.
You killed my friend.
You killed my life.
And now I will kill you.
Dungeons is it? No, thank you
All HP boys, it's too easy
Wow every single time we beat it it goes up 200 mil that's crazy
Damn we went crazy, huh?
Damn
Damn those so cool, I just give it six new epochs
It's my boy back, it's my boy back, tell me he's back!
Chapter 3 The Arc-Tek Megamopers
Too many beasts of imagination began to populate Pryon, and things aren't simple and fun anymore.
The creatures didn't make sense, the monsters don't follow logic, maybe there needs to
be one which can create destroyed control of this mess, an entity with its own imagination
and will.
Let's imagine such a being.
Ooh!
Gain 7 plating.
Jackpot deal 25 damage and 3 random 0 cards and you're head down.
The start of your turn gain 4 Vigor.
Wow, that's pretty cool too.
Okay.
Enemied by the growth and stability of Floor and Fauna,
the Architect spends decades researching and refining them.
And so, at last, the penultimate creation, the ancient seeds, are complete.
The seed which turned out to be failures and mistakes, were placed in a heavy coffer, and hurled into the ocean's depths.
Is that a new area?
You can now climb the spire through customizable ronds and seeds. Oh fuck yeah.
Beat Act 3 three times. Beat Act 3 with the anchor and a liner.
Play a run with every character and reveal this epoch.
Alright, beat Act 1 with the necrobyn that reveal this epoch.
What is this run?
Who is worthy to enter the Exalted Spire?
The capital gathers the most brilliant, formidable and courageous from all the lands.
Twelve explorers formed an expedition and events inside to make history.
Not met it back.
Play 13 dooms or one card whenever you play a card this turn.
Apply 3 dooms or an entries.
Let's follow your turn, apply 16 to Rename.
Yeah, that was funny.
I love the arcs.
Uh, there is this one.
The defect reboots my boy!
The defect reboots surrounded by wreckage
of molten metal ash and thousands of dead bugs.
Data log corrupt.
It's core barely held together.
Lins barely responsive.
The defect scavenges broken panels
pieces from other constructs to patch itself together.
Okay, I'm so excited to play this game.
The Necrobinder.
Instant report, date 2007-1.
The artwork is so funny.
Accidentally entered a conflict between a bolder, throwing an individual, and flying
Automatons, the fucking pig!
Jacked over Groots!
Fighter crushed by a boulder!
J- Jose Paxo fighter found a whole pig-ed-barred shop by a construct!
The hub-o-do-dobe-healer touched grass!
Same- Mondez!
Arcanist, whereabouts unknown?
When osteotaxe came to block,
a star of each combat had three souls into a draw pile.
Oh wow, three of you.
Another non-minion enemy dies to doom heal 3 HP.
Doom would be a fun one to try, alright let's try this one, should get some more potions, right?
We were meant to survey the preliminary floors that's so far in the place, but it proved nothing like we expected.
Such wondrous wildlife, curious artifacts, and even wandering traders.
From whence we have these marvels arrived, our team seems intense on hoarding riches, but at least my enthusiasm is shared by Geo-One.
We have fallen madly in love, and soon we shall welcome a child into our lives.
533 Doom, add two souls into the hand, Summoned 15.
Interesting.
The necrobinder transcends mortality, ascensions now available and starting a run.
Dude, hell yeah.
Mmm.
I hear the daily boat, oh man.
Dude, counter all other Ancients to reveal his APOP.
Hmm.
Show me my boy.
Show me my boy!
He's beautiful.
He's beautiful!
He's just as beautiful as the day I left him.
Wait, there's another character?
BOO?
Do not fucking spoil anything from your chat.
Dude, if any of you spoil it, I will kill you.
You're banned if you tell me who the next character is
Okay
All right
It's the watcher. I'm just kidding. I don't want the watcher back
All right
read the text
I'll read the net now
It's John Spire
construct
What have you become?
It's in a random relic, transform one of your strikes in defense.
Okay, so guys, I am not good at a lot of these characters, but this is my boy.
This is my boy.
And the thing is, with the defect, you absolutely want him gone.
You want his strikes and defense gone, because they are pretty much the worst cards in his deck.
So...
You want to get rid of them, to be honest.
What the fuck is that card?
Feel 80 damage, add a...
Zero card...
Zero card, copy of this card into your discard pile.
Oh, that's... Oh, nice.
Wait, the artwork... Why didn't you use the old one?
Shall I onefrost for each enemy?
There's no the case for every character
No
The the ironclad is kind of fine with having the strikes in the the silent. It's not ideal, but you can play
But the the defect literally needs those strikes gone. They are actually complete dog shit. You need them out of your deck
So anytime you can get rid of them as OP
Your objective is to literally get rid of as many of these cards as possible
whilst bowling a good deck.
So I'm guessing if we're like
the old defect, which I would say I would venture to there we are.
We want to go not many combats early on and we want to try and get...
Yeah, let's go this way.
Damn, he's thick!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Does he okay? How do I...
Okay, channel those two.
We're gonna get two...
8? Okay, let's...
Let me die. Okay, we'll try and kill them both.
Oh, god.
Wait, I need to move my thing.
For de- for de- for peak defect gameplay, I gotta move my- my webcam a little bit.
Hold on.
I'm gonna be myself- can you remind me of myself big again, chat?
There.
We'll go down here.
Evoke your rightmost orb twice.
Adaptive strike, we'll take that right away cause we can just kill.
And then we'll do a dual cast.
And then we'll pretty much have it.
Put your cam over the defect head.
I'm the defect now, bitch.
That's me.
Yeah, that's me right now.
He I'm him.
I'm him.
You want me to keep it like this?
It's kind of dumb.
Uh,
hmm.
Delusional.
He thinks he's the defect.
I am man.
I am the defect, bro.
You won't see the animations fine fine.
I am him, though, just remember that.
Oh, the sound is a bit more meaty now.
Yeah, that is great.
You're on that early big damage card.
Oh, go for the ice.
The new artwork is so beautiful.
Lighting rod, game four block.
At the start of the next turn, the next two turns, channel one lightning.
Could be good, but could also be kind of unreliable.
Um, channel 1 dark through the passive. I think I'm going to go darkness. Darkness is just very good.
It's good to have darkness.
Okay, let's have a look.
attention and gestures that some implements arrange from the desk. This card gains Retain.
Retain is quite good, but would any of these want... I evoke dual cast is actually God tier 2,
Especially when Dark Orb.
That's gonna be crazy.
Yeah, that's kind of Godlike.
That is a kind of Godlike.
That's such a dirty combo.
Attain the Sword of Stone.
Transform into a powerful relic after defeating five elites.
Oh.
Okay.
Obtain a random relic.
Could be bad, could be good.
Probably not good to have it right now though.
But it does just leave your hand, so...
That's great. That's actually a fantastic thing to grab.
OK, we want a Smith.
We either want to Smith this, this.
Or dual cast dual cast is just really good to get here.
I think. Darkness is really, really good.
Let's get that. Let's do that.
fuck I'm so close to being able to kill it wait do I gamble do I gamble fuck it
yes we do boys all right this lightning will hit either one of them it is a
50-50 chance and I'm feeling lucky show me
That's about how it goes
I had my choice.
That's all I have I lost. No! No! Get out of here! Get out of here! Get out of here!
Guys, I'm not going full.
No, no, no, we'll do another claw run. We'll do another claw run, I promise.
Fuck. I'm on it there. I'm on it there.
Claw is the law. I'm doing darkness, man. I'm doing darkness, man.
No chat no I know what I'm doing okay I think I haven't figured it out yet
Yeah that's pretty fucking big
That's a crazy turn one against enemies that aren't attacking
One damage
This is gonna get more.
Sorry, sorry, no claw.
I changed.
I changed.
I don't know who I am anymore.
The claw beckons.
Oh wait, I add a zero cost copy.
It's still in there.
Do my defect gameplay is clean I'm fucking clean dude. Oh
I do love a rainbow but leap is also really good. I do love a rainbow though
Okay
It's rainbow surely. It's not always a rainbow. It doesn't go either.
Okay, now the rainbow is much better now.
Alright.
Okay.
Let's do it like this I'm okay taking five damage because I want to get this old
adaptive strike and game one focus this turn he's not going to do much damage
Let's do it like this actually.
Let's evoke it.
Alright.
Now I just gotta chill.
Now I just gotta chill.
I think I have...
Oh, I'm so close to lethal.
No, I think I have lethal.
I don't have lethal or stunned okay never mind
okay I have lethal all right nice bag of preparation oh yes oh yes yes yes
Ah
Okay
Leap is really good and a random power into your hand. It's free to play for this turn. Why not is it also really good I
Think leap is the place. I don't have much block time to make sure I do
chill plus is really nice I think it's a I think it's a jewel cast
make it the zap I'm gonna use zap cuz I don't mind the jewel cast costume one
let's go and fight the elite we need to fight as many elites as possible
where's clawed down wait a minute this guy wants a claw okay buddy sure
I will not lose the 50 50 say it with me chat I will not lose the 50 50 say it with
Let me chat! Yes! Never punished.
Nice.
All right, cool.
All right, looking pretty good.
I'm glad the next power you play an additional time.
Gain 11 block, channel 1 dark.
Ooh.
That's a new card.
I don't have any powers yet. I'm kind of doing... Shield seems great. Yeah, but...
It's kind of an expensive card.
And darkness is kind of a better version.
And I'm doing okay for block right now. I got three blocks. Four blocks.
I think it's okay let's do it and I'm not gonna get anymore okay this guy's kind
of a bad matchup for me just because I don't do a whole lot of damage I kind of
do it like in bursts that fucking blows that's gonna fucking suck let's get
to this car if you don't really want it. Let's do that. Focus strike probably defend. Oh
here we go. There we go. You know, let me take 20 damage though, which is the annoying
I'm part.
I died next time.
Dude, this having the steady on dual cast is actually so broken.
I just trolled.
You son of a bitch.
I don't really want to lose 20 health.
Uh, nah, I should save the boss.
He's dead. No, unfortunately, because he had the fucking funny health thing.
Oh my God! Those are two cards that I would upgrade.
Skim?
Double energy and the skim combo is a goated combo. Certified goated.
Let's get a double energy and let's hope we get another skim in the future.
I were against Soulfish. I don't know who this is.
I think
if I was being smart, I would just heal.
But I'm not going to.
Hence why I'm being dumb.
Let's make double energy just so much better
All right, let me turn it tends to give you two stages cards, okay
Kind of a bad draw for me
Okay, not my greatest turn don't be honest with you
What did that say?
I didn't fucking read that.
Oh my god, Trot's battery is so nice.
Double energy?
Double energy is also kind of beast mode here.
Let's do it.
Okay, that's a drew into that.
Okay, um, double energy, run it.
Strike staff back in
To be one damage cool, I think we're pretty good pretty chill
All right
We got a back in in our hands
I
Really would love so I should just double about this old
I should have increased my focus.
They're pretty good.
Intangible!
You bitch!
This is definitely an easier boss, I feel like, compared to the others.
Well, the Act 1 bosses generally have been pretty easy. I'm not gonna lie.
Hmm. That was not a bad boss at all.
Buffer is goaded.
Lightning equally to the lightning already channeled this combat. Okay, buffer. Buffer's
always good. Buffer is always good.
Yeah, there's Thunderstorm.
I'm not channeling that many lightnings though, but I do have a zap and rainbow, so I'm doing
two every cycle.
I think buffer, I'm kind of going down, I guess I'm just casting everything really.
I like Bafa, I think more options to avoid damage is always good.
Um...
We need to kill elites.
That's literally our only admission.
We can only fight two this time, god damn it.
We have to go...
Wait, we can only fight one.
Wait, seriously?
Put me on the fucking golden path.
Yeah!
Oh wow is this guy a pale a puppy has arrived
Can you check on father? I'm too tired. Oh shit. I'm fighting ancient I
Relaxed your deck and relax gains 15 block next turn draw two cards and gain two energy. That's pretty good
it. Pale wing, you may sacrifice card rewards to pale, every two sacrifices obtains a relic.
Um, yeah that's pretty fucking good. I'm gonna go for fucking that. What the fuck man, that's
bro- this is insane, there's only a- I can only fight against one, uh, a lady here. That's
It's terrible for me.
Damn.
That really fucking sucks, actually.
Okay, I'll just go with the most encounters that which I think is down this path.
Okay.
What do they take 6 damage?
Oh, powering shield.
We gotta have that.
Might be used to having these fancy new cards!
Fuck, beautiful. Fucking cinema lines.
Hmm.
I just took damage for like literally no reason order yell that I'm trolling but in
25 block, put a card from your discard pile into your hand.
Yes, that's one of the goat cards, so I'm gonna take that.
And I'm gonna sacrifice all this shit.
Nice, perfect block.
67 Multi-Fleshed Anagans, dude.
I can't wait to play it as well.
is always goaded.
Let's play darkness.
Okay.
There's a lot of fucking damage on this boy.
I think he's just dead.
The old classic triple strike.
Please get Lottie to play.
Now Lottie doesn't play good games.
Lottie doesn't play good games, man.
What?
Whenever you evoke lightning, deal six damage to each enemy hit.
Is that good?
When you evoke like oh evoke
It's not bad really going power sacrifice
It's all minecraft look my craft to great death. He gets addicted though. He gets addicted
Leap
Into a
Not buffer. It's kind of a waste
This is actually really good for powering shields, quite like this.
Six damage, like consistent damage is quite nice.
Uh, a double energy unfortunately I don't really get much out of it.
Let's draw a cast into darkness, into block.
Alright, well we're gonna take some damage here, which does kinda suck.
I'm a bit worried about them fucking.
All the shit they do.
See, this is where you would have fucking wanted.
Hmm.
11 below.
Dark Orbs. Always give the enemy with the lowest health. Don't forget that, chat.
That is a key thing that I forgot for the longest time and did not understand about the defect.
No claw build. We'll go there next time. I'm trying to get a W in on my first boy.
This card actually I have to like now. I'll come around to this card.
I'm just gonna fucking get rid of some cards cuz I'm sick of drawing this shit.
My buff is gone.
Can I just explode this guy now?
Thank you.
Alright, easily handled.
Like that.
Oh my god, but this thing is fucking diabolically good.
It's good to try these things
Let's lose
Let's lose the energy
Cool head is kind of goaded as a card and I have draw
Okay, sure. I'm probably going to do the shop route just because I want to fight two more.
I want to fight more. I'm okay. I don't really need to upgrade. I'm pretty chill.
Fuck it.
That was a waste of a potion.
Pretty decisively a waste of a potion there.
Did Connor play Mugenics?
I did yesterday.
So that's invoked that.
So that's Invoke that, can't take a lot of damage here actually.
Oh no too long.
Feels like a long.
Cool headed my beloved darkness.
Shadow Shield.
Oh, it's just so diabolically juicy. I might have to go for it.
There's dual cast coming off as well.
Oh, this is gonna be tasty.
Okay, I was hoping we get the dual cast because I have a genius idea.
Welcome to the future.
Alright, we got it done.
I'm liking this show of different enemies.
Yeah, I'm really enjoying that because I felt like, you know, there wasn't many weak parts of first by the one
But definitely after a couple of runs you felt like okay. I'm seeing the same enemies all the time
Hmm
I'm gonna sacrifice
Uh, let's go to the shop
We want to get rid of some cards desperately
Gain two orb slots my beloved
We definitely gotta get rid of the card
You know I don't even mind this one that much I just because at least it fucks off
The strike I want gone
It's like a lazy can do something
I'm going to buy this, but being able to get so much block guaranteed is very nice, but
Caster's are so good in general
Damn I can't buy anything else. Um, I
Think the past is better than those two though
That's unfortunate. I would have really have liked to have a bit more there, but you know
Ashes all you with focus now.
Uh, no, I mean I'm cycling orb so it's still good.
But you have to get one, you know, one of them has to come first.
Okay.
Give them a mis-stake here.
No, no, it's not, the place is helping me a lot.
This is a tough enemy because I don't have AoE and it's kind of a tough diet of 5. Okay,
this is kind of good. Game 2 orb slots. Let's think about this. Cast her into chill.
Right. Into...
Probably leap.
hmm darkness is pretty good too leap kind of blocks all of this though but I can
Oh, that's him not gonna kill them. Yeah, that's why. Not worth it.
Okay.
Okay, now we're in a great spot.
The vulnerable does suck though.
this 18 damages actually kill me you got to be kidding me bro
he's gonna spawn more the fucker
I'm not gonna zap I'm not gonna zap if I get to do your dual cast coming up
Next time I can at least kill two of these fucking hatchlings.
Fuck me!
He's spawning so many of them!
Fuck, I kind of misplayed that I think.
I misplayed that, but I went for the big damage.
Okay, for the love of god.
Let me fucking kill this guy.
Should have checked your little pappa cool-headed.
Hmm.
Look at all the things that come in my life.
Ah, damn, this sucks.
Please tell me when I kill this guy.
Okay, thank god.
Oh my god, you're my block, my parrying shield.
I keep forgetting about that.
I clawed you.
What'd I get?
Combat your card reward gains an additional power.
Alright.
Okay, potion belts of which I have zero.
Ugh.
No, not another AoE fight!
Fuck!
Okay, here we do.
Uh, cabac- cabacitor?
Rogue of the cabacitor!
Heh heh.
I should be able to...
I didn't do the math, but I just assumed I'll tank all of this.
Yeah, I did the fucking math.
Yeah, I did the freaking math.
Okay.
Dude, cool how did this genuinely go to the card.
Let's do that just so that we can make sure that we can dodge all this damage.
I think we do dodge all this damage again.
Oh no we don't.
Damn it.
Damn it.
One off dude.
Uh yeah I need this.
Yeah, I need this.
Yeah, I need to fucking kill these things, dude.
Huge buffer value. Shut the fuck up, Chad.
I heard shut the fuck up.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
Like you've never had a fucking bad buffer in your life, bro.
I'm just vibing this numbers. I'm just taking damage for no fucking reasons. I'm not trying
to fucking block it. What am I, caught up?
This guy's ascension level 20. Yeah, I've done it, bitch. Have you? No, probably not.
What do you have? I don't know. You might have. Congrats if you did, by the way.
Okay, this is gonna be a big challenge. I have to be very, very careful here.
11 block, man.
First card you play each turn is played an extra time.
Echo form.
Fuck yeah.
There.
Ah.
Okay, we'll take zero damage.
Yeah, free Echo form is crazy
and exactly what I needed to get through this.
Okay.
Unfortunately, I would love to be the darkness double wreck,
I think I have to play safe in both of these.
Very underwhelming.
Okay, he's doing a lot of damage this time.
that's good enough I knew that I'm just gonna get it
yeah
you inspired both game I do it's fantastic first time I've ever been
I can take the attack damage each time they attack against you.
I think I need to do damage trip.
What are you doing?
Stop.
Oh my god, Strength, you're the king.
Oh, I have a buffalo, so actually I'm kind of chilling.
Beautiful.
Do I want to try him?
I'm gonna draw four fucking blocks next turn.
I'm kind of worried about this next turn to be honest with you, Jack.
Okay, buffer came in massive value there.
I can at least block all of this, so not a concern on that front.
I could have killed them actually.
Whatever.
I'll take my time with these things.
I could have easily killed them.
I'm just being nice.
Alright.
Oh wow.
Start of your turn.
In two block.
Each unique orb you have.
First time you draw a status card each turn.
It's all three cards.
Hmm.
Corn's pretty good.
But...
It's still a sacrifice, weirdly.
Oh, shit, yo.
Okay, well the Focus Stripe one is great.
Man, this is a basic enemy. This guy does not look like a basic enemy.
Uh...
Oh, it's this guy. Yo!
Okay, Clumsy's gone as well. Perfect.
Couldn't have asked for better.
frail fucking socks
Okay, we chill
We oh what we do is we do oh no we I got I got I got a fucking doozy to chat. I got a fucking doozy. Let me show you
Nineteen well, that's fine
I'm gonna just bother this and bring this guy to the front.
Now we're fucking, now we're gaming.
Wow, what the fuck is that noise?
What the fuck?
That noise sounded so weird.
And it's a wonderful jewel cast to wrap it all up.
You'd love to see it.
Whatever you vote lining.
No, it's like a rice.
This is crazy, man.
I feel like this Peel Wing is actually nuts!
Okay, double energy first turn. Is it valuable?
Not really. Oh, it's the most we get, and I kind of...
Oh, I should have casted it. Oh, what a fumble.
All right, well, that was that was dumb. I fucked up.
23. Okay. See, this is where I would have wanted the double energy.
Ooh. Okay, actually, we can still kind of do something fun here.
Alright, thanks.
Double energy into this, this, the shield, into...
Oh, I take damage though.
Into dexterity.
I mean, I should have done that earlier to last.
Okay.
I don't know if he's going to attack me like that every time or thorns war off
Okay, offer goes huge here. Um, doctors also goes huge. Let's get rid of this. Um, cool
headed kind of goes down. I can dual cast the this at 10 block. I think I can block
all of this. This is what I want to do.
Hmm, not enough. Maybe one block and a buffer or shadow shield.
Let's do this. This is a regular enemy. This is crazy.
Okay, and then rainbow.
Okay, lose one orb slot, gain three strength, three dexterity.
Gain two focus this turn.
Oh, sacrifice again.
Oh, whenever you shuffle your roll power.
Wonderful.
Okay, I have a lot of dexterities that I'm going to give you into the boss.
right I do this thing by the way the bellow I like it I like it a lot okay
um
I think cool headed was also a good play there yet so good with that
preparation. You play a card, lose one strength and one dextractor this turn. Oh. I don't really
hit you, so I don't really give a fuck.
How about I just don't give a fuck? Why does that
can... how about me not giving a fuck? Okay, I need to kill this guy though. So chill.
We do a chill, we do have a double uh, oh we even drawn it.
Oh okay, we could do hologram into a cool headed into the dual cast.
I actually didn't do this correct.
Do I have enough damage?
12.
20.
Let's do like this, actually.
21.
Okay.
21!
Okay.
Uh, kind of a scary enemy initially, but not too bad once you get things going.
Cool headed.
Another cool headed.
I don't think you need two.
Do I need two?
No, I'll sack again.
Sacking is good.
Alright, I think I'm actually going to rest, because this boss is quite tough.
Right, let's lock in.
Okay, that's a fucking massive, um, we need to focus this guy, kind of want to hit a rainbow
there.
Wow, there's no point, really.
Okay, they're blocked.
It's a giant fucking crab chat.
How insane is that?
This is going to be a rough turn boys.
19.
Gonna take a bit of damage here.
Let's find, we full heal, we full heal.
It is a shame we did not have the jewel.
Right here, let's perhaps add a capacitors to that.
I didn't realize I had a shadow shield. I didn't see that card. That was a bit of a fumble.
Oh fuck this is gonna hurt
I didn't realize this one's still attacking me.
Fuck, I didn't, I wasn't looking.
That's bad.
Fuck.
This is a really tough boss when you don't have fucking stupid AoE.
and
That's great.
Oh my god, it's so close.
Oh the block, oh I gave it so much block.
Okay, be very careful, he's about to get to the fucking thing next turn.
Why did I draw that? Fuck!
Oh, the rocket.
Oh, shit.
Okay, buffer, buffer is huge!
Oh my god, the buffer came in just in time boys.
Alright, it is lucky I saved.
I did feel like my health wasn't the best.
Uh, okay.
We have the Vocure right at most called X times, Superficial.
Jesus Christ, six.
Creative AI, start your turn and run a power card, you hand.
Not very good.
Damn, is it a safe thing?
Oh no, it's multicast.
Obviously, I have the fucking black hole, what am I doing?
Alright, who's this guy?
New guy!
Tanks!
So weak!
But you have potential!
Use this weapon!
You're a weapon!
Creative AI is insanely gigabate unless you're set up for it.
Whenever you kill an elite, upgrade 4 random cards. I need to find 2 elites. If there's no 2 elites in a row, I'm actually a fucking riot.
Okay, I will get this upgraded relic right at the end if I live to make it there.
But I need to hit up a shop.
But I can still head up a shop and fight two.
I think I'm better to head up a shop earlier rather than later.
Okay, let's go back.
Choose three attacks in your deck and shamp them with instinct.
this card by one what oh my god attacks only but that means adaptive strike the
The first one would cost 1.
Focus strike would cost 0.
And the irony of one of the sh- fuck, okay.
Now losing value.
But focus strike being free would be really nice.
But gaining energy at the start of the turn, and powers cost more.
I don't have any powers.
would be able to invoke the orb more times so I think it's two I think it's
two because we can invoke orbs more times as fun as it would be I think we're
gonna go here as well and I have double energy yeah you're right chat smart
that is a power though that's fine I think actually
Okay, this guy gets scary really quick, we want to make sure we're kind of dealing with
him.
This guy's a big cultist.
Dude, his strength ramps shockingly fast.
Okay, we drew multi-cast, we might draw it again.
That's the...
If we get multi-cast, he dies.
All right, there we go.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, he does after one more
All right, nice. Yeah, I mean that's kind of this this spike almost goes crazy
You're five times times, okay, 13 down to the cost of zero sacrifice. Oh my god, and well, I'm not really gonna use that
I've already had that issue. Oh
We've already seen this one, but I will you know, I'm not gonna read it again somebody read it twice
obviously we've got a pair wonderful I've got a max health increase so fucking
go to my friends
okay all of these fucking blow fuck these
damn I got completely do-do I don't really want to strike don't want to turn
on defend when defense better than strike chaos upgrade it might be good
Yeah, I have to upgrade there. That's the problem.
Probably a potions angle
Okay
First time you play this card draw two cards choose an attack to enchant with sharp 2
here. Okay, question. If, for example, I enchanted a card like, I don't know, adaptive strike,
would it enchant every other copy of it? Like if I gave it two plus? Oh, it's power only.
That's power only.
Hmm, that doesn't work that unfortunately.
An additional block.
Hmm.
Hmm.
The first time you play this card, draw two cards.
Hmm, I have to choose a power though, and I only have, honestly, it might help though,
at least with...
Hmm, increasing damage I don't really care about.
Block, yeah, let's give block.
Hologram, Hologram will block is good to be honest.
Makes more viable to use this card
Okay
What the plus is kind of a must I feel like
Hmm
Multi-cast is really good though to just one extra damage always appreciated
Offer to can kind of save your life though. Let's do both
Offer. Offer 2 saves lives, bro.
Okay, these guys could be quite tough.
Um...
I don't think playing Capacitorne first is good.
I want to, but it's bad.
A channel live.
Okay, 2-1 and then a hologram. I can't get the move zero in. Okay. Yeah, I like that.
Let's do it.
And then I can hologram into a zap.
And that goes to Scarlet, and then get more block.
Okay.
That's decent, I think.
I'm gonna save five damage, but I think that's alright, considering this state we're in.
Ooh, double energy here.
Fuck, dude, I got a drone.
Okay, I still can.
I have a... just under 50% chance.
I believe in the odds.
I shouldn't have believed in the odds
All right
Paul Paul my buddy guys, you don't know Paul that is to your anniversary. How do they go man?
Paul fad you gyoza bro. He's a gyoza thing
All right, yeah, thanks so much for the poll right man. How did it go man? How did it go?
Hopefully went well
All right
I
Like this one. This one's so cool. This guy this honestly might be good. Ah
Hophix upgraded three focus this turn. It's a zero cost. Yeah, I'm down
Yeah, I'm fucking down.
Oh my god, horse cleat, let's fucking go.
Okay, the first turn is the hardest for me.
We can capacity it up, three slots, chill, belly any afts, now getting the bike change.
I might be I might hey who knows I'll see about it. I'll see what I can do
Okay
This might be a dumb idea
So have this
Like it
I'm going to say damage here unless I use the gambletonic to re-roll.
I don't want to do it.
Yeah, he's kind of bad. He's kind of a bad one.
Okay
I'm gonna lose some of these cards though. I can't really afford to lose some of these
I can actually some of these I actually can't glad to lose
good rip of darkness good rip I need to hop fix actually
if I can get that dark orb to the front, then we're cooking.
Dampen.
All my cards are downgraded.
That really does suck though, I won't lie.
my energy. Alright. Cost 1, the fucking do it. I have to use dual cast. I have to use
this. I have to use this. Um, otherwise I'm in fucking trouble, aren't I? Oof. These
guys are no joke man. These guys are, can be tough. But once the spectral nights
down it becomes a lot easier because he's kind of the main problem right now
and he is the lowest and he will die right now but that's that's we're safe
now we shadow shield and then we're good now we're pretty much okay now we're
pretty much okay. Woof! A little dicey there for a moment there, boys.
Holy shit, what is this fucking damage they're about to do to me?
Holy fuck! That's so much damage!
Took a bit more damage than I would have wanted to there, to be honest.
Oh my god, another multicast.
Is it kind of troll? Or is it kind of beast mode?
Let's take it.
It might have been trolled, to be honest. I don't know.
Okay, capacitor.
This guy is a regular enemy.
Don't you want to sacrifice?
I do, but also having dual cast completely optional, uh, always open is really good.
I'm kind of chill.
Right, well that's not fun, is it?
10 fucking sliders, 10 fucking sliders. Luckily for me I have, uh, oh that's a big
I
Don't hold I want to fucking blow this guy up
Weak that's fine. That's literally like the most inconsequential buff
Oh, fuck.
I forgot about that.
Oh, there's a lot of slime in here.
I forgot how my fucking deck is slime.
Dude, heart fix is actually goaded.
Stop!
Konichiwa Waguamina Slimes.
Okay.
You're bad.
Yeah, you're fucking bad.
Shit, piece of shit.
I think it fucking sloped up dude
What the fuck is artwork that's sick. I love that
All right, um
Room
It'd be bad could be good. Whoa, what do we do here? We've
We've only done two, but if I go here, let's go left.
We're upgrading any of these things, fucking improve our lives.
No, but if we rest, we'll be safe, so let's rest, and then we'll be pretty geared and
we can take risks then, if we get a really good card.
Fuck yeah, multicast and craster got upgraded.
Second turn, I got a lot of block.
Of course, he didn't fucking do anything on my fucking second turn.
Fucking piece of shit, asshole.
Dude, suck my balls, bro.
What the fuck?
Why does he not hit me?
When I have the horn, please!
Oh my god, my buffer is about to get fucking hoed.
Okay, that's so much better, thank you.
Okay, I just didn't want to waste my two buffers, like that would that would have been like really
Because he's gonna do a 40 attack. So like now I'm chilling
Now we're looking good
This is a probably a multicast angle actually
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
All right
Just burn one buffer
Beautiful beautiful beautifully done masterfully done if I need to send myself
Offix is really I'm gonna box and evaluate of that car
Yeah, Buffer kinda counters this guy. I feel like this guy is kinda really bad against
Buffer.
Oh my god, look at my fucking orb. I could have killed him that turn, actually.
All right, oooooh.
Still a little bit of fun, see, shall we?
All right, nice.
Oh, God, we're against the doormaker.
Fuck, that guy sucks.
Gain seven watermills, status cards in your hand, and to fuel.
I don't think he had status cards there to my hand. That's crazy though.
Leap plus is good.
I have one more sacrifice.
I wonder if I want another leap. Isn't that a leap troll?
Start each combat with strength three.
that's so useless on me I got rid of all my fucking things I'm gonna go leap
because I don't really need to fight I'm gonna sack whatever this is
okay I should get a fucking buffer off right away
What am I doing here for long?
Back I'm in.
There go value out of it, chef.
I do love the owl too, the owl is so cute.
Okay, pretty good, I guess he's going to buff himself.
Oh wow, I forgot I had that.
It's a fierce magistrate show some respect apologies apologies
A bottle sir, I don't have to be wasting buffer
Yeah, like now I kind of regret it. Well, I guess I can evoke this one.
Go strike them once. See, that's why counting comes in really handy in this game. If you
don't mind counting, which I do mind. I do mind counting a lot.
Alright, nice and done.
Oh, regen potion?
Oh, yeah, I need that.
Um, gain 5 dexterity.
I'm mainly getting it from my things.
I'm just gonna...
Double energy?
I don't even have drawl.
Oh, I guess I do.
Ah, it's file sacrifice.
Oh, nice, 1 dexterity.
Alright, what can I upgrade here?
What would be value?
I think...
Hmm...
It's probably a multi-cache thing.
Upgrade clumsy.
Yeah, my 400 gold.
That feels bad.
gain 5 regen, alright let's do that
uh retain a half 2 turn, steal 3 damage
okay
got double leap
okay we got
this is better
oooohh but i really want to play this though
why they make it so chunky
hmm
15 block
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're kicking we're kicking
Hmm
Okay, now I do enough damage.
Oh, I didn't have damage before.
Okay, let's do this and we can hold Multicast, we've better Multicast than him.
The multicast doesn't kill, it just makes him into this fucker.
Oh wow, double energy into the multicast.
It's kinda crazy. Okay, wait, I can do something even bigger.
Buffer into the retain your hand for two turns.
We'll head it.
Shell.
in your hand
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
okay so i don't know what the math is here but it's gonna be eight times six uh that's pretty simple
8 times 6. I know that.
248. Oh, we will kill. It's lethal. Okay.
Alright, well.
I am the greatest defect player to ever live!
The chef is in the building, boys.
What are you doing here? Answer.
Random gobbled lines. Continue.
okay you make me dude I'm kind of nasty with it you are literally the defect
let's go a one billion dude hell yeah dude well well well would you look at
that we get an epoch final boss who brother make the bosses harder in
this game it's too easy right now while we get a lot let's give a look shall
Magnum Opus. The ancient trees are not all the same. Each individual tree is shaped by its surroundings.
Some must outer and bushy, while others are mild and knotted, when fully mature.
Manifestation of its men's power is born within an ancient.
Ice Cream, my beloved. Every five cards you add to your deck, you're 15.
Every time you play three attacks a single turn, deal six damage to a random enemy.
It's only good for the claw builds.
Retracted by the now burning spire, Oribas' curiosity was piqued.
Blight gone.
Why gone?
Safe to enter?
Oribas enters.
Oh, Chapter 2, a new area.
Unlocked Ancient Oribas living rainbow.
Maybe swimming around in the second act.
Oh, hell yeah.
In the scrap yard of the defect pond as it's fate and purpose, it's okay being at a host.
Is it being okay at a host a function not desirable?
Do we all need to excel at a distant function while processing these questions?
Hello pops out another construct.
Hello defect response.
My name is Floor.
Aww Floor.
Do data disk.
Oh and symbiotic virus always goaded and metronome is always good too.
All right. The defect. The defect and flaw. Fast-become friends and excited...
Existed scrapper, sorry. It was sent there. They returned to spy as midflaws and met with a massive bug infestation.
The pair get to work and attempt to reduce the bugs to a reasonable level.
Ooh, new potions. Game 2 focus.
This is the darkness channel. Dark for each of your orb slots.
Game 2 orb slots. Nice.
You think you're so curious, you can change this engine to make one curiously hard one.
Wonderful.
What else have we done then?
Now resurrect the defensive construct, no simple feat, even for ancient.
Oh, so Niaug resurrected us construct.
What do you, lost, your creator, abandon you, lines at the top?
The defect thanks Meow and heads for the top seeking answers.
Ask of the ancient is the reason why the defect was created.
Carton locked, loop! Oh my god, loop!
Nod, deal 10 damage applied to weak Chow Wom.
Consuming Shadow, Chow 2 Dark. At the end of your turn evoke your leftmost orb.
Ooh, fun!
All right, a being of immense power exercises mastery of form and space once a day, shifting
the very nature of Spire.
You can now play randomize challenges once a day.
Fuck yeah, you've even watched so many things.
Oh my god.
Oh random, oh damn it.
There we didn't manage to do on the defect.
Uh, on the ironclad.
Dude, I honestly, I'm not gonna lie.
This is the greatest fucking thing of all time.
I fucking love this.
This is fucking awesome.
So multiplayer now?
I mean, if there are on, you know, if people are hopping on, I might, I might do it, but
I, I do want to get at least beat it with the ironclad.
I want to do a claw run.
I want to play the region again.
I got and I also want to play the Necrobidery again like there's so much going on
Time for claw why not to do first so many options so many options um
Get Kato the throw games, bro, I've made him throw enough games bro. I've made him throw enough. I've made him throw enough
Oh that's fun. Oh those shapes. Oh that's cute.
Aww. I think we need to do the ironclad. I think we need to finish. We need to beat it one time.
And then we can try ascension one with our boy the region.
Would you recommend getting slayspot one or two? I mean two honestly.
Daily one? Nah we're gonna need the daily one. What the fuck's the daily one do?
What's that do the ironclad?
Modifies sealed that she turned on the third cost of pressure starting back. Oh my god
All right
Okay, um, my camera back
This is where it was
I'll probably do a ironclad run. I want to
I do want to get through it. I want to be with the ironclad. I should be able to.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to go and get a cup of tea though first.
So, give me one moment and I'll run an ad so you don't get any while we're in the game.
Because we're about to have an ad anyway. So we're going to keep playing, don't worry.
Slay the spy, we'll continue.
Now it's a blessing we'll continue. Just going to get a cuppa in my slay the spy of month.
I'm back with my slay gun.
I'm back with my slave-inspired tea.
Isn't that wonderful?
Bloody wonderful boy.
I complain to the dog?
What are you gonna complain to me about?
Ah, what the fuck do you think I care about?
My mods get a little wages?
Hell no.
Only nine hours?
Come on buddy, I'm going in deep, bro.
Hold up
Something real quick
There's no music or anything. I left you out. I really left you guys with like fucking nothing.
Oh, I'm a bad streamer.
I don't know if you guys have no music or anything.
Damn.
You guys listen to the sounds of the spire, which honestly is pretty good.
Okay, we're playing Ironclad, so let's have a think, shall we?
Um, lose all gold, choose one of two packs of cards to add to your deck, or Transformer card.
Between a rare random card, let's do that.
Which one is being in 8 block?
Good if we can get barricade.
Oh, Mass called me.
Hello?
Hello?
Now you call me. Well you called me. What do you want?
You called me
After I called you and you didn't answer well, what do you call me for?
Maybe you should answer when I call you
Okay, what can I help you today?
I need to see something on my stream really quick. Okay. Let me look. I want you to look at this
All right
Let me pull it off. Oh
oh my oh my god what the fuck how did you do that I don't know I threw a
Molotov cocktail on her and I turned on the light and a booger
she's broken and she's stuck there and she won't move well I mean isn't that
good you can kind of get on with your tasks then right yeah it's good but I
I just wanted to show you.
I just wanted to show you.
It's so fucking funny.
Wait, well, it looks like it belongs
to like Madame Trishold's now.
She's like, look at her.
Wait, have you gone near her?
No, I don't want to.
Go near her, go near her, touch her.
Touch.
Oh wow, she is full on broken.
Wait, that's such a funny bug.
What the fuck is that?
Well she looks really cool girl so yeah it's like you can like look at the artwork in the
model wait so what do you what does that mean you can just kind of do everything you need
to do easily now I guess so she's just kind of stuck there all right well that's great
then um if you can get around to I think unless you have to go there no I don't have to
go that way I have to go this way but I just want you to see dude this is crazy she's
Oh my lord, she looks pretty sorry. No, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry
The only thing you have to do at some point is play say the spy
Okay, well first of all
One thing you might want to know is that if you want to look all the characters
You should cut up there like one you can like lose pretty quick
I think but you should kind of play with each character once and let you just die
So you can find the character you like
Okay, otherwise you're locked into ironclad
You look yeah, I don't know and Pete likes playing the ironclad. Oh
Pete likes playing ironclad. Yeah, so just keep that in mind
Clown keep that in mind. Well, you should have an easy time finishing up that game now. I
Think so, I wonder if she'll like it unstuck later
Yeah
She should reset for like a cut scene or something so you can do the same character. Yeah, but it's no fun playing the same character
Everyone's gonna play different character. That's part of the fun
Connor wants to tell me who to play no, no, I want you to I want you to play who you like
Okay, I'll play who I like. All right, we'll good luck. Hopefully she doesn't de spawn. Oh
My gosh, she does okay. Well, let me know if she does
Okay
Alright, well call me if she does
Cause I know that you would believe me if I told you
No, I'm glad you called me, this is funny, thank you
You're welcome
Alright, alright, well let me know how Resident Evil 9 goes
Okay
Alright, bye
Bye
Bye
One has to not find out the beauty of the Ironclad
Buddy, I got to Ascension 8 with Ironclad in my spare time, buddy
Just for fun. I know about the barricade build.
I was born with a fucking barricade card in my hand.
I know about the- Frank, I might even be the barricade card. I'm that big.
Is that Shanae? Lol? Oh, I'm sorry buddy.
Yeah, after I fucking won the Olympics and did a 20 already, bitch.
Oh
Cribs and mantles kind of beast mode. I like that. Oh shit's nine damage
Flexing on a a oh, I'm okay. All right. Look at something. Okay. Let me have it
I
Have lethal I think I had lethal that no
Third attack how do you play didn't brother I can't count past you
Deal 10 damage double the enemy's vulnerable exhaust deal six damage and a copy of this to your discard pile
well. Ang is okay but we're going for a barricade build. I don't know if we are, but we're fucking
dwelling into existence. I just didn't like that to be honest with you. I think while we
have full health as well, the Crimson Mantle is actually big value. Yeah, because now I
I don't know if they want to defend.
A-8 is like Ludwig Singh's Platinum League.
Okay.
But you are impressed though, right?
Oh my God, the music.
Man, I'm so impressed.
Like, the, just so, oh my God, so good.
so fun. Twin strike damage twice.
I'm impressed with this game.
This game like they've improved upon this game
immeasurably. Like I feel I always when they said they
make a sense by the cheer like how the fuck are you gonna make
sense by two? How are you gonna make that battle?
How can you make peak already better?
But this is fantastic.
Stop nutting it's a great game though. I will keep fucking nutting and glazing this game
I won't stop this game is that good. I'm addicted. I love the first one and they were like how about we just give you that
But more and I was like
Armaments scurry one of the most go-to cards in the entire game
And let's increase the block on almonds
Sam did it with a Sam sewer clam. Okay
All right
I'm not going to rip the Crimson Mantle.
I should have ripped the Crimson Mantle, fuck!
Oh my god, this clan is horrific!
I should have ripped Eye of Troll, fucksake!
Dude, the plating is annoying.
I think I killed Max Dunn.
That's annoying. I was all my health.
Alright.
Okay, I've got all the pieces.
I've got all the pieces.
Honolence is Godlike.
The rat squad!
It's as the rats.
A8 gameplay. Okay, don't don't do the fucking people smoking a cigar. Like, like, like you
anybody bro I should have killed this guy what the fuck am I doing respect for
you the fuck am I doing
okay he's gonna debuff me okay thank god he's not fucking attacking me again
I was like I'm sick and tired of this bullshit
don't base cigar me chat I I don't like being based to God by you
Hey, you're three damage to three. Six damage, draw until you draw an untact card. Play the
top card if you draw upon exhaust it. I obviously would love to do an exhaust one, but I'm trying
to force a card here. I'll do that one any day. The liquid burns against your skin, simultaneously
freezing and scalding. Beneath the surface, something brushes against your leg. Tendrils,
Currents with purpose. When the pain subsides you feel denser somehow, more substantial. Water seems to hum with satisfaction.
Well this is easy, but I'll take this all day. I'll take this all day. You bathe so long you've lost track of time.
Okay, this is not, this is my limit. This is my limit.
All right, well that's great.
Ooh.
I don't really want upgrade.
A door, doors of light and darkness.
A doorway exists where none existed moments before.
You enter to find two shimmering doorways and a well-dressed door man.
Finally, a visitor.
Please, please, choose a door, any door.
Are we still on the spire?
How does this place so clean?
Remove a card from your deck.
It's got to be a basic strike, unfortunately.
All right.
That's... okay, this one we've done this one before is to lose the clarity.
Oh, wow, sternum. The individual turn, one random attack on your hand is played against a random enemy.
That's pretty fucking cool.
Inflame, always a great card.
Stone armor, six plating, I like it.
That's a brand new card, I like that one.
200, uh, let's save another shot.
The shops are expensive in this game, man.
Oh, give me the swordstone.
Okay.
I have to beat an elite.
Oh, I don't...
Oh, I didn't realize I went the wrong way.
I could have fought two elites the other way.
Okay.
That's it, quite lucky now, here we go.
Oh, the beautiful.
Okay, this plating is beast.
I like this.
Okay, unfortunately it's going to take three turns to kill him.
me goose stuff okay that's kind of
no I want to upgrade this show back wait I got my dear
But then that way I can make sure I can kill him next time.
Oh my...
Oh, fuck!
Okay, I think he's dead.
Oh, just about.
Beautiful.
Uh, does some of the boss come out with three cards and a draw pile?
Stone armor again? I mean...
Sure, I don't know how to do this.
It's good, but uh...
Oh shit he's gearing up he's gearing up
Okay, replacing this kind of a way start coming
All right, this artifact wore off you son of a bitch.
We have Blitzcrank at home.
Oh, he's just a mere Blitzcrank to you.
Brother, you have enough block.
I want more.
We want more trains.
There's boss I'm a bit worried about, I don't have great options.
I'm getting for more die scammers, we'll do it, we'll do it at some point.
I haven't fought this boss yet.
upon losing HP or after three turns.
Oh, so he has pretty much no reason to...
There's no reason to fight this thing.
It's like a Lagervullen? Yeah it is. Lagervullen Matriarch, the worst kind. Oh woman. I'm joking,
I'm joking. It was probably a woman in the first game.
Chill, chill.
Dancing.
Well,
I hope it doesn't fucking buff itself like in the first game.
Good thing is I'm fucking wailing on it.
Okay, it is doing a do that.
Fuck, it is doing the thing that it does.
I'm gonna... I kind of want to exhaust it to be honest with you. It's kind of just hogging you down.
Next dirty minus two.
I'll take five damage.
Half health, come on!
This guy is fucking never dying!
Oh, this is permanent too. I didn't realize that.
Any armaments now? I want to upgrade this Shobahocking bad.
This is- no, this is gonna be a problem. He's kind of- he's curing up here, boys.
Oh, this is a problem.
No taking too strength to me is so bad.
Oh, I might be GG.
I should have done something out of damage.
That was a concern with the build.
But we said fuck it and carry it on anyway.
I
Can tank
Okay, okay, I have
I barely breaking his block now this one I got five turns left as well
Oh, it's so cooked.
Zero damage.
Oh, it's actually so Jova.
This is GigaOva.
Oh, minus 6 strength killer.
All right, this is a- I'll let him kill me.
He deserves it.
He outplayed me.
Yeah, that was a pretty bad- that was- and that is why you should never try and
build into a card. Only ever build around a card.
Lesson learned.
Obtain a random rare card.
I wouldn't know what that does. Upgrade it. Deal 10 damage, put two random cards,
and we just go, I'm sorry, your head exists.
I don't want that fucking card.
I don't want that card. I don't want that card.
That mug is huge. It's like a spy mug.
Did they add in a quick reset button? They had that in the mods.
Well, that's a shame.
I have 240 FPS.
I'm kind of chill with that. I mean if I can get rid of those basic strikes, I'm kind of happy.
Well, I can hit up three elites. That's what you'd say. What would you say?
What kind of word would you say if you saw three elites? Just remind me, what word would you say?
What would you say?
What would you say I chat what kind of word would you say be so really it's just remind me what would you say?
What do you say?
Damn
All right, he's dead next turn.
I want to kind of get this health back.
I think I threw like six gold.
I had a random attack skill and power in your hand.
Oh, okay, nice.
And a random attack in your hand.
It's free to play this turn.
Let's do Anger and let's see where we go from here.
Anger is always good to get.
We don't have to see the Bard, why does he keep saying Xam?
Why not?
On the enemy.
Oh, this is annoying.
The odds of this happening are like really low.
I don't really want to take 8 damage.
It's fucking sucks.
Fucking gods.
Those are like the worst cards I could have gotten.
Fuck off.
What a waste of a potion.
Uh, if you also damage one of you game plot this turn, deal 5 damage to the enemy.
At the start of your turn, one random attack in your hand is played against a random enemy.
Could be good if I'm just trying to spam.
Um, I think grapple is actually really good.
Okay, now I shouldn't get an enemy in a question mark room for a while.
Retain.
This card can be retained.
Hmm
Rappel is pretty good to be able to retain
Hmm, I don't know if I want to pay for that
If you know how to retain like a block card
All the anger copies would also be retained
Uh...
What they really?
Alright, fuck it.
I don't know why we want that, but fuck it.
Let's see if there's any interesting interactions that we can have with it.
I wonder if there's any...
I mean, I guess...
Oh, I misunderstood the card. I went the wrong way.
We should take 9 damage for literally no reason.
What a dumbass.
Your 5 damage twice gained 2 strength and it gains 1 strength.
Bro's throwing for content. Yeah, I kind of was.
Kind of locked in on throwing.
Okay.
I just didn't want to deal with the debuffing, I'll be honest with you.
Can't be any reason.
I can't frail you piece of shit.
What I fucking kill you?
I almost see you fucking frail you asshole.
Stomps pretty good given we're playing Anger.
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Look at the Coltists!
I should hit the other guy with that.
Oh, what a...
Oh, my...
That guy also...
Oh, my lord.
all game of subs sold out hey hey use game a game of code see dog on game of
subs you get time you get 10% off other people's stuff you know just mine so
there's a lot of value there's a lot of value a lot of value stomp his a we by
By the way, yeah, I realized after I played it, that I fucked up the order.
Stomp is pretty beast mode with Anger.
There's no such thing as beast mode.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm not full.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Why do I always say beast mode?
I think I'm broken.
I do like battle trends, but I don't like the idea of not being able to draw any more cards.
Fuck, I'll take it.
Better than drawing no cards.
I just like beast mode. Something's wrong with me, I think.
Okay.
Now that I'm late, what did I miss? Ah, fucking everything.
Look at the greatest fucking game of all time.
you missed out buddy mr. Beast mode yeah mr. Beast mode
okay I think Necrobinder was your most OP run today I do want to play more
Necrobinder that shit was fun as fuck
I'm just gonna take 18 damage. Yeah, I fuck me. I guess I mean he's in the way
Oh, that's big the lodging
Lodging is kind of big. If I just need one big damage. But it's also kind of annoying as fuck.
Also annoying as fuck.
I'll do infernal blade, I like the randomness.
Okay, that was about as beautiful of a start as we could have asked for.
Alright.
I'll read that.
If you exhaust a card, this turn gain this.
True great, our true great skid. Oh, they've changed the artwork for that one.
I
Look an Isis
It is always good. I like true great quite a lot. I would like you to exhaust some cards that would be nice
What's the surprise
Was anger great to honestly anger plus I really want to
What do we get Lantern Lantern's always good
still in a really in block stomp stomp skid bale transfers good like anger though
this kind of reset one time after taking one damage no that's really like ascension 20
Well, like, taking one damage literally does matter.
Um, you know.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, it's a random. I don't get to choose.
Oh fuck. That's kinda bad.
That was dumb actually, I took the way I had to do that.
Weird ass enemy.
It does say random, oh it changed I think.
Start your turn, put a random attack from your discard power into your hand and upgrade it.
I
Know oh wow
I'll hit sure
And it would be nice
There's the same in the past you got a weird that yeah. Oh, yeah the upgraded true great
Fuck well, I don't want true great to get picked here. No, I don't stomp. I mean stomp is really good
I don't know if I'm losing a basic stride, I'm not sure what that is.
Terra eel.
Fucking, I was going to say, terrorist.
Terrorist eel.
What the?
That was a crazy card to hold.
Seventy gets stunned.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
Mangle is fucking massive the bash is a big
Oh shit, I gotta kill this guy
He'll lose 10 strength
I'm nearly enough.
Still not ready that much.
Oh.
Omnits.
Omnits always good.
I'll never say no to Omnits.
Okay, but you upgrade it. Yeah, I mean like it's like one of the freest cars when you upgrade it
Oh, what a beautiful turn.
Oh my goodness.
Alright.
discrimination mark disability what we're trying to say about my game play man what the fuck
Fuck.
All right.
This ability to win.
I like the way you think, chat.
Okay, I was really hoping it wasn't hangar. Well, I should have played it four months
ago, shouldn't I?
I didn't really do a whole lot that round, but I at least got my power down.
It's really going to be three minutes of ads.
Yeah, it's such a bad bitch.
Yeah, bitch.
Three minutes of ads for you, man.
Fucking anger again.
Oh my god, wait, I didn't realize I had so little block.
I just for some reason not paying attention to any of my blog.
Give me some reason.
God, you're a dumbass.
Bro, it's like some reason.
Like, I don't know.
Like, that was that?
That was satisfying.
Where's the top X cards you draw pile?
Okay, that's fucking sick.
I'm down for that.
This channel is so spicy meow.
Don't fucking meow.
Don't meow.
The hell is this?
Oh no.
Block is not my thing.
Ooh, Cascade would be fun.
I'd better just be playing the top of my draw pile.
I think I have to play it.
But a whole lot of fucking nothing is what I did.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Steam eruption. I don't... Can you stop erupting?
Okay.
I should defend and get rid of the str-
No, I'm so dumb. Why did you defend you fucking kill him Connor?
Okay
Okay, I'm gonna take a lot of fucking damage here boys that are not bad tension
This is looking bad.
This is rage bait.
Well luckily I have this potion so I should kill him.
I'm fine.
And luckily for me I just got 500 Angers.
Wait, actually that's bad, I'm realizing this is bad.
bad. It's very bad.
Okay, I hit a block 30 and I have dexterity questions.
I'm going to draw all my hangers.
Oh my god, I thought I'd be safe, dude.
Oh, I gotta do a little tweet. He's here real quick.
Okay.
Alright.
Not a great- you're gonna claw on. How about I fucking- how about I- how about I kill you?
How about I kill you? How does that sound, buddy?
She's one to one to cause cards to enter your deck
Chill Connor
All right. Let the hate flow through you. I just got fucking exploded by a rock. I'm
not a name fucking moot ever conversation. So we're now just stuck watching the iron
clad. You have to stay like that. You have to stay like that. You're stuck watching the
I'm going to do good this time. I promise.
You are buff yourself bitch. I can buff myself.
Beta dog VA. Okay. That is not my name. I have a name. It's a great name.
Unlike this guy, Nibbit.
Oh, dense vegetation.
Have I taken the wrong path for a good while?
You find yourself in a thick jungle of ferns, shrubs, and bones, especially vines.
Exhaustion sets in, and dark thought comes to mind.
You are lost, unprepared, and the inevitability of death is approaching.
What do you do?
Uh, remove a cart from my deck.
One billion percent.
Um, let's go to the strike.
You hack and slash your way through the jungle, but it goes on and on.
You sustain yourself on strange fruits, crunchy bugs, and drink the nectar of glowing plants.
You start feeling paranoid.
Then you find a clearing, a trail, and some roaring of maps on the ground.
Problem solved.
I think 7 is kinda... kinda great.
Armaments!
I only had two armaments.
I don't know what to do.
Oh fuck it, I may as well.
I'll get my block.
This log has glorious hair.
That it does.
That it does.
What?
that it does. That it does.
What?
Launcher.
Hold on, chair.
I messed up some of my my tweet
Oh
Okay, I messed something up chat as always
They're gonna redo my story I did my I did my tweet my story incorrect
You're surprised.
I mean, let me try this again.
Hold on, hold on.
You're gonna go to Instagram and be like, this is awesome, man.
I'm going to be a fucking Bama from them.
I'm going to type this shit to you guys.
I hate using insert.
Why is it so hard?
that's one
Ong, estimation mark Ong, what the fuck?
That is not a redeemable thing in my chat
Marjorie
Okay
Hashtag Auntie what the fuck are these things none of these are true you guys are bad people you know that
I had to open a window because my fucking place is heating up this room!
Um, Spite, I love that, that's such a good artwork, that's what I'm talking about, BBL,
what the hell are these, this is no, what the heck guys?
that's amazing that's so good for me
all of this guy
I gotta kill him bro I gotta kill him
Oh, that might have been a mistake.
Rogueane.
Okay, guys.
You're a little carried away, aren't we?
You guys think I got Rogueane, huh?
Okay, so you're just gonna fucking devastate me, huh?
Oh my god this guy hits like a fucking truck
Fuck.
Am I dying?
I have 1 HP.
Did I play that fucking bow? No, no.
Audio.
When does he stop?
Okay, well, 2 HP more than enough, mate.
Still seeking damage to all enemies at the start of your turn plays from the exhaust pile.
Oh, shit! I can get that exhausted.
I'm still healing up in the lead.
Either way, I'm not actually, you know, I just want to see what this does.
Okay.
It's a brick right now.
You guys don't see what I see.
Exhumation mark break.
Okay, none of these things are real chat.
I think you're typing in my chat?
None of these exist.
I know what's coming. No. No. Oh, yes.
Eight bigger. Okay. Well, we want to hit up another leaf. Let's go over there. Oh.
Luminous choir. You stumble upon a clearing, bathed in an unnatural blue glow.
Towering mushrooms pulse with bioluminescence that capsule and enclosing the approach the fungi begin to emit haunting melodic tunes that reverberate through the chest
You notice something gleaming bedded within the largest mushroom flash pulsing rhythm with the fungal song
Remove two cars from your deck off a tribute
Removing two cars from your deck
And damn, let's see what it does.
Oh, it's, oh, it's, oh, it's pretty good.
I just, I really need almonds.
Upgraded.
Thank you.
All right.
Fuck!
This guy is certified the worst.
This guy is the fucking worst.
Well, it's worth plating.
Probably better.
I mean, getting those in the hands are bad, but...
All right.
This guy has a little fox on there.
Wow.
Man, Stump really just just manhandled them.
Fuck me.
Oh, Barricade?
Barricade's pretty good here.
Alright.
I really want to go it, but you know what?
I
Damn
Gain eight block you receive 50% less damage from vulnerable enemies this time
Damn the waffles
Unless this is kind of good.
I'm not sure I'm going to do this right.
I don't want to exhaust that, but...
Fuck it.
Ah.
Oh, perfect.
Wonderful.
All my next card of these, I don't know if I want to exhaust it.
Oh fuck it.
I'll win anyway.
Bam!
Give him the Howl.
That's so sick.
Exhaust one card.
Do I get to pick?
Fuck it.
Who's the boss?
The Ken.
Dude, I need to upgrade this.
I don't want nine plating.
Ah, fuck it.
I'm making so much better.
I
Rail you son of a bitch
To his the dream I'd draw three cards boom boom boom
Let's try it
OHHHHH
Oh wait this is great, this is great, this is great
We can have it, this
That would have been, imagine that though, that would have been f**king
Deco mode
We got barricade up
Uhhh
Continue to do some f**king damage to these f**kers
They go as off or she waited
Okay, can you stop fucking attacking me for a god damn moment
Fuck, there's not the one I wanted to kill.
I just fucked up massively, I think I just did.
This is looking a little chopped.
That was kind of a dumb ass move for me actually.
I
Can I fucking kill one of these fuckers?
Oh, like I don't really want to exhaust stomp
What are the odds oh the greed paid off boys oh my god that's why I'm him I'm just back
I can't have my girl. Oh, that's annoying.
W greed. Biblical amounts of greed. Someone's gotta get done, then.
Fuck, these are all so cheats.
It tends to buff, okay.
You're beating up priests now.
What a fuckn'-up.
Now definitely get one card now to exhaust God damn it
This is a weird boss fight and like one hand I felt like it went really well on the other I'm like what the fuck
It's like a weird boss fight overall.
Um, is there, what do you get if you have double barricades?
Does anything happen?
Surely not, right?
Um, is that a floor boss?
That was, uh, offering is just so good.
Aren't you imagine offering is not the play and who I don't think oh we have
gone into the knowledge human oh who's this puppets puppets all the way up here
take these take thanks Scott is automatic is played automatically at the start of
each combat that's one bash into break deal 20 damage apply five vulnerable
I mean, surely just always spamming barricade.
There's just huge, no?
That's kinda big.
Instantly starting with a barricade?
I didn't fucking- oh, I clicked the one fucking one.
No!
Oh, it's not a power- NOOO!
Can I click off this?
Fine.
I'm a dead ass.
Don't do the fucking, don't do the fucking skeleton, dead ass.
Don't do the dead ass.
I'm out.
Don't do that.
It's alright.
It's alright.
We're learning.
We're learning.
Armaments off rip is godlike.
Okay?
See?
Okay, then I stole the AA as a flag.
Okay, okay.
Now you're being mean.
Now you get to be a fucking man
Hmm
Damn!
Body slam.
Oh, who's this?
Bugslayer.
As you're fending off a swarm of aggressive insects, you suddenly notice a mighty rugged
warrior man fighting beside you the whole time. The insect sensing defeat
scatter you turn to tell your fellow fighter. Do you like any tips at
exterminating these bests? How polite. You nod and accept as often.
Do I have any AoE? I kind of do but I do have AoE already.
This is just better version of the car I have hmm I think let's go let's go squash
Oh my goodness.
Um, alright, well.
Playing Armaments for free is nice, though.
It's not what I intended to do, but it is nice.
Right.
I
Think to kill them old how
I
Was you still zero, what are you okay? What does that mean? How is you still there?
Right
If you exhaust a cod this tongue in full energy
Hmm.
Ugh.
I mean, I do that quite a lot, fuck it, fuck it, no, fuck it, fuck it.
Potion carrier, there's a sour smell in the air and shortly after you find a potion carrier
collapsed on the ground, unmoving, lifeless dead.
But the belongings have been ransacked, there's a batch of foul-smelling potions.
Yes, I've retreated them into the merchant who is quite a while away.
Let's do this. Gain energy, gain additional energy, the star can actually turn. Wow,
that's really strong. Okay, let's hit up the fire.
Barricade, like, would be just nice to get that out of my fucking hand.
Just fucking, can I please get that up?
Okay, of course I do fucking barricade right away.
Okay.
Hmm order I fucking rage baited bro. I was one hell of a player order. What did I do way way we're at home?
Wait, wait, how do they fuck that up?
Wait, but I played this first.
Oh, a turn?
Oh my god, a card this time.
They'd forgotten first.
Wait, what?
You played before exhausting
exhaust oh
You have to exhaust first then you can play it. I thought you had to play it second
If you if you exhaust it oh my god, ah, well, that's my fault
English English is hard man
We're freakin' hard guys.
We're freakin' hard guys.
Okay, well look, I've made my own fucking bed here, let's fuckin' deal with it shall we?
Ooh.
Offering is delightful, devilishly delightful, or flamethrower as well is good too.
That's very nice.
Okay, we're going to draw Barricade next time, which is good.
Is it good?
No, it's good.
Okay, if you exhausted a card this turn, gain 4.
Okay, so Barricade into Havoc.
Into this
No got the order there now
Take it out this time boys
All right, that's pretty good 25
You would hang out with a lot of his skill is rubbing off on you. Okay, okay, you're all freaking dead to me. Hmm. We'll see you laughing
When I say the freaking spy I'll see you laughing
Fuck it.
Exhaust that bitch.
Ooh.
So close.
Oh you guys.
Dumb bitch.
That's huge actually.
I
Like again, I mean honestly this card is kind of stressful
Landbarrow K did save me there I would like that actually that car would be nice to get
This is kind of a great turn to play this
By nice
Okay, this is nice. Let's do offering
Okay, so we have this it's gonna be a big turn boys, um
Right
Running pack
Holy fucking turn on the body
Okay. Uh-huh, um...
Now, I was kind of hoping I would not draw that one.
I hope that's what I was hoping I'd draw.
So now I can...
Okay, this is kind of an insane turn.
Do I have enough?
Wow, let's save this for last.
This turn is nutty.
That was a nearly 0-200 turn.
That was a 0-200 turn.
I forgot about that.
All right, there we go.
All right, stone plating is kind of nice.
You can choose a card to exhaust. It's also nice.
True, we're also getting blocked as well. We can also exhaust the drawing cards.
Up to 10 block persists across turn.
Okay, so I guess my barricades...
What's the fucking point of having my fucking barricade then, bitch?
Oh my god, horned cleat oh my god
Oh my god the horn clade on turn 2 with the barricade is beautiful.
love to see it.
Damn, minus 9. He's a clever bitch.
Huh, that works for me. That works for me.
I
Hmm
Oh
One hit
let's squash him nice exhaust all your non-attack cards in your hand gain seven
block each card exhausted Jesus Christ that seems like a bad idea
Another body slime.
Second body slime.
Um.
Probably should just upgrade the...
Second one is so good.
It's alright.
It's fucking alright.
Okay, a lot of damage, sure.
Oh my god, it's perfect oh my god, it's cinema
Oh my god.
Hmm.
Okay.
Well, I think my block goes between turns.
Damn, that's quite annoying that he did that.
Oh, I should have done that.
Whatever.
Oh, dude, if I had the Spidey screen.
Oh, I didn't think it was going to be that.
Oh, that's perfect.
And he does.
Oh, it's the start of my turn.
Nice.
It's all a turn, eh? It's pretty good.
Oh, five potions.
I don't really like flex potions that much.
Bellows.
Fuck, I don't need bellows. Fuck!
Uh...
Cascade plus.
It's a bit of a weird, weird, weird, uh...
Yeah, I was gonna say, I hope I drew that card.
This is kind of annoying.
this deck is crazy thank you yes quite good we are we are missing a couple of
things that would be nice it's pretty good
oh damn oh damn shit okay
four additional cards this time demonstrate each vulnerable on the
I guess I am kind of doing vulnerable, but you're good isn't it?
I don't know if I need strength though, I'm kind of doing block, it's kind of a waste,
I don't know why I got that card.
Fuck it.
Alright.
Let's drink this.
Perfect play the top of my card
Kind of hoping I get something better there TVH really boys
Oh, why don't I drink the strength potion as a waste
Second body some already have one take six damage
I'll be done. I'll be done in a moment, buddy. Don't you worry?
Okay, this is what I was hoping for. Now we can start fucking gaming. Now we can start gaming, boys.
Holy! Now that's a lot of damage!
Jesus Christ, I'm actually destroying him.
Oh my god!
Impurvious!
Okay, Colossus Plus, you received a lot of damage from vulnerable enemies this turn.
I mean, that's crazy as well.
But Impurvious Plus has to go crazy too.
I mean, they basically do half damage.
Or I can get 40 block, which I'll probably have to keep.
I mean Colossus is good because it's a skill, but it's only one turn
I think offering plus is also crazy
Let's do this
Okay, we're looking pretty good here boys. We're just the door maker again, which is sad because we've gone against him three times in a row
All right, I'm gonna quickly grab
grab some stuff my chat this runs about to get a lot more exciting
I'll run it and so you don't get any more we get when we come back
Oh not streamed together
Oh that's an add in progress okay that's fine
uh
I'll be like 5-10 minutes
I'm gonna call super quick
I'll leave you to this boys
I'll eat while I'm on this call
we'll save time
right chat
I see there's not much water, remind me to drink water when I'm back
Sorry, I can't talk properly in the mouth, birds.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Alright, I got a cup of tea in my Slay the Spire mug, and I got two Mandarin oranges
on a plate to snack on.
What's up?
Should we finish up this act?
All right
How did you treat it?
Yeah, but I realized Mandarin Mandarin me or me cameras there on Japan actually kind of fire dude
They're actually pretty fucking but they're pretty good. They're pretty fucking good. Okay. I
I used to hate them. I
Thought I hated them and then I tried it with Christian a video
So I'm spending cock and balls on chance work on my life
Wasn't for sure
But I tried the Mandarin oranges in Chris video and I was like wait. These are fucking awesome
So I was like I wonder if normal mandarins that don't cost a million dollars taste this good
I tried it and I was like wait
These are way sweeter than oranges. I remember because oranges I hated like in the UK
You don't I'm the one as a kid at least you always get these like really fucking sour ones. They didn't taste good at all
But I guess it depends what you live, right?
You case of shit oranges, I mean you just get quantity and they don't even take a second.
They don't even fucking take a second.
There are two elites.
If I go this way, that's a lot of question marks.
That's kinda high.
Let's do it.
Oh wait, let's talk to our guy first.
Impressive sword warrior!
You can use more weapons!
Uh, remove two cards from your deck and gain 9 max HP at the rest sites.
Oh wait, that's pretty fucking cool.
Deal 5 damage twice.
Increase the damage of all more cards by 1.
The first card you play each combat is played an extra time would be good if I'd chosen something good
But I'm unfortunately playing this so I can't really pick that one
Claw seems busted well the thing is that I have to remove these three and then after remove some other three
But I actually think we already have a pretty solid
Liner I'm actually gonna go for the cook at rest sites
And now we go to as many rest sites as possible
Yeah, well we'll head up at least two you hit three
It says up to all oh, well my bed
More was to call my bad
Oh, fuck. What on the fortune card to get there?
Oh, this is a basic army. Jesus Christ, I hit like a freight train.
Chow what do we say when we hit like a freight train inside a spy too?
What do we say chat?
BAM!
Okay, what are we getting here?
Hmm
And you play this draw to use a power to
I think increased the block of true grit and pervious defend
There's a meme? Yeah, that is a meme. That is a meme. She said she was 12. That's a meme.
I don't know if it's a meme, but I know it's a meme. The guy isn't just weird. Maybe he's weird too, I don't know.
Hmm.
Oh.
What am I hoping to draw here?
That's the question.
I could just rip a cascade.
That's just like, I'm leaving it to lock.
Fuck it.
That's just like I'm leaving to lock fuck it
Holy
So I was looking for
Wait, why am I getting energy when I kill something?
I don't really understand why- wow, I played that fucking amazingly.
Get 11 block, get another block if you can source the card this turn.
Okay, well that's pretty- that's pretty good now.
Yellow relic?
Oh, right, the Gremlin horn.
about that. Stronhol is really really good. It would increase uplating. Evil Eye just kind
Crazy get 20 block 22 block for one
That's a two damage. Yeah, that's fine. Oh you fucking you piece of shit
Okay, okay, okay
Did you play as a Cato?
Bro, I'll play this with literally anyone who exists in humanity.
this game is so good
do the howl is
is a great card
i thought i'd do this deck is really fun
uh... i'm good
can i please get not a fight this fucks sake
what the fuck
Isn't your odds of getting a fight in these rooms just be like insanely low once you, uh...
Once you go through?
Alright, don't want to spam impervious.
Let's do plating, and let's just play the top one.
Oh no, I exhausted that!
Well, we need a risk with that.
Okay, okay, let's get rid of a strike draw three cards exhaust one card. Let's go to another strike
Barricade that's what I was kind of looking for
How many want to exhaust one of those cards to be honest with you?
You know what?
Ah fuck it.
Fuck it instead.
Ah perfect.
That's the one I was hoping for.
This guy's a little tricky, isn't he?
What do you think of the balance?
The balance is quite interesting in this game.
It feels like it's definitely more punishing if you don't figure out your deck pretty quickly.
And elites are harder.
It's a definitely harder, which is interesting, but I think, I don't know, I mean, it definitely
feels harder.
I'd say that.
Like, I felt pretty confident saying that.
Fuck.
I...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have 100 block.
Let me kill this man.
Okay.
That is a big body sl-
174!
Okay, that's actually a good count 30% off yeah, I will never imagine without lock
I fucked up under that way
That's fun, I did not mean to go that way
Lane barrier upgraded yeah, I think I fucking
Now our deck is pretty fucking good.
We have a pretty nutty deck right now.
This is a pretty nasty death, though.
Hmm.
So you're gonna ask for refunds.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking refund the game after this.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking refund the game
I'm not gonna have it just yet. I mean, I'm not even my oranges
Okay, I feel like this build kind of comes this guy
Oh my god.
Wait, I don't even have barrier.
Wait, what the fuck?
They're not having it.
Fuck, I was like, wait, wait, wait, I don't even have it.
Okay.
65.
No, that was lucky.
That was lucky.
I don't think I'd be in trouble though anyway, even if I... even if I didn't hit it.
Damn, that's my new strongest attack and just fuck all to me.
Oh, that was a waste. I don't know why I did that.
I
Damn okay
What is this? Oh
My god, I got a block card roll three cards in one ritual. Okay, that's really it
Let's get rid of this, let's just go for scaling cards.
Enemy gains strength?
I don't really need that to be honest.
Kind of ditched off the cards in my deck as well.
Isn't that insane?
I don't know why I'll say that, boys.
What did I draw, too? Wait, what did I just exhaust?
I can't open I would uh I don't know what I was doing thinking I would say
Oh, Jesus!
Another barricade, so that's just a waste, unfortunately.
Well, I mean, armament sometimes just doesn't hit things, which does suck.
Why, three-vulnerables?
I should try to have that, since it's actually playable.
Not that I would play it anyway, though.
Okay, well, that's an eye.
I should have done it better anyway.
Um, alright.
I don't think there's particularly a card that I don't want exhausted.
that that was one of them to be honest
yeah to be honest that's probably the one card I didn't want to be if I had to
be honest with you
I
Have a card is exhausted draw one
This is disgusting.
How the f- I just got 90 block in one turn.
This game is not balanced.
This game is not balanced, man.
I don't want to risk getting rid of my other body slam, it's not worth it.
This is fine?
Yeah, I think, um, I think it's fine.
Boss be like no bitches.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, I guess he is.
The pre,
the, uh, he's gonna escape.
Well, good luck with that, buddy.
Actually good luck with that.
Oh, see what I can do here.
Okay, well if I draw a body slam I win, so let's see if I win, I don't see all the cards
a place. Okay, well I get to go again. Oh, I drew both of them anyway. Okay, well, where's
I'm making a big one? May as well make it a big one. Two, three hundred and forty
two. All right, there we go. Nice. So the Archdemon Thrall has arrived. Enemy killed.
All right, well, I died, but I did get him.
He pock-unlocked, nice.
Let's see what we get.
Oh, yeah, beat that three of the ironclads.
The centuries wall rage between the ironclads and the valley don't, driven by ambition,
A younger iron, then chews to the forbidden boundary, and bargains with the sacred demon.
Oh, nice!
All cars continuing to strike in one replay.
Oh, not a wow.
That's really good.
Damn.
The Anglars range cannot be tamed.
Nice.
Great art.
I fucking love the art.
The place of art is so sick.
I can't do other things.
The Anklad slays the heart with its full might, and the demon's contract hungrily absorbs
the Blight onto itself.
Immediately the warrior and Blight are set ablaze, the parasite is drawn to the flame,
thriving from consumed, wax form that can die wax-eyed to fall.
Oh he gets more cards!
Damn!
We are more cards in the Exhaust pile!
two cards that start with two exhausts atop your power.
Ooh, so the exhaust deck is more possible.
How should this game show my dolls?
This game is easily worth, I would pay 500.
The amount of time I got out of the first game
compared to other video games, I would go bankrupt.
The blight stopped consuming.
The ground dry and brittle begins to moisten.
The clouds around the spire douse the lands.
The sunlight pierces through newly formed cracks
in the cloud.
It has been done.
Someone had slain the spire.
That was me last time.
What I like about this story that they've done here
is that it's laid out in my chronological almost.
It's so cool.
You get in the history of the spire, you will.
Okay, hold up.
Did I upload the wrong file?
Okay, I've done 44, 43.
Okay, I'm loading all the files.
of it. Move down this team to start editing.
Spires reopened a more treasure for my collection.
Darv smelled riches in the air and entered the spy on his trusty steed.
Unlock ancient Darv the hoarder will now show up in your future runs.
Yo dude!
That's so sick.
That's so safe dude.
Okay so I want to do another region one.
The region was so fucking safe and of course it will do, it will do number one.
I like it a bunch of messages.
What is this?
Oh my god, hold up.
At the start of the combat, straw traditional cards.
The actual boss drops two relics?
Yes, I think I will be taking that one.
All day, every day, every time.
Alright.
Hmm.
Splos warming elites. What is warming elites?
Hmm.
Let's, uh, imagine, shall we?
Let's use our imagination of what these things could be.
At least, here, more often. Fantastic.
I-I'm tired of these goddamn bitches carrying away.
When they should be dropping fucking relics for me
Okay
This is my new favorite character
I've decided now. I'm kidding. He okay. He's pretty fucking cool though. I
Like here this character. I really want to try a sword build building the shoulder
He's so sick dude, he's so fucking short. He's so fucking sick. It makes me so fucking it makes me sick how sick he is
Six in my stomach that I'll never be this fucking sick in my life.
Abandoning the defect?
Look, my baby's still there for me.
My baby's still there for me.
I-I-I'm just-I-I got another thing.
I just want to try.
I want to experiment with some other people.
He's beta defect.
Okay.
He is.
He is alright. But! But! That doesn't mean he's not fucking cool. Okay we got the car we wanted.
He is. Hmm okay. Maybe we want to kill this guy right away. I mean this guy could die too.
I
Long live for chat
11 hours? Fuck, it's so pathetic. It's just not even enough. It's a truly poor myself
of n. That is so fucking sick.
The hard part about playing slow inspires just, you know, managing an 11 hour harder.
It's just that this is really hard.
It's just not easy, you know, being this excited for so long.
But I try.
Draw 10 damage to one card, put one card from your hand on top of your draw pile.
That's pretty... pretty good.
The lock is generally always advised to get more alt.
Ah, it's probably the discard part.
You gotta get sponsored. Hell no, bro. I don't want a sponsor.
Yes, give me this. I love this card.
Okay, this kinda sucks.
You'll 17 damage choose a collus card in your hand.
I'll couple that card to your hand.
Alright.
Dude, Genesis would have gone crazy, man.
Aw, man.
Convergence is good there.
I do want to get rid of a card, though.
Getting rid of a card is more important, to be honest.
I don't really want to go to the shop now.
He's so sick, man.
Okay.
I'm gonna struggle with the other enemies there when they draw.
He puts a lot of fucking cards, man.
Oh, this shit is so lame.
Oh, so every fucking card I oh
My god, I don't have enough damage 18
This is so bad.
Oh no!
He's adding so many of these fucking things to my hand.
I'm warmed up, bro.
But every time this weapon gets more powerful, which is kind of sick, I just need to draw
it.
I just got to draw it, chair.
That's the hard part.
I just need to draw it.
It's fine.
Wait, this is not the...
Those are the main boss.
Oh, gals.
Alright, well,
fucking plays like it doesn't matter.
Okay, this is great.
This is about as good as it could get here.
That is so fucking sick, by the way.
Why is no one talking about how fucking sick that is?
And why am I really one of the things that's so sick?
These worms, these worms.
Jesus Christ, get these fucking worms out of my deck!
Oh no, this is bad.
Oh, that was a horrible turn.
Generationally bad turn.
This is bad. This is bad. These guys. This is horrible.
I have to get any damage down cuz I don't know if I'll be able to next time I'm
in trouble there boys
oh I'm so sad dude
damn I mean yeah going into the elites in the early floors if you don't have an
area attack is like come on you need an area attack and you need to be able to
handle them quickly so hey somebody really needs to release a mod today of
the quick reset transfer one card okay oh that's good all right
You want to fight as many elites as possible?
This one seems quite fun.
And just as many people in general.
Multiplayer?
Oh yeah, there's multiplayer, baby.
I'm just going to rock my friend.
Okay.
I really want to do not a...
What?
I want to not do a star build again because we did that the first time.
I really want to get this forge build to get going.
Obviously I got to get the cards.
Day seven block at one on colors.
So have your turn at one on colors.
Cut your hand.
Let's do photon cut.
This is such a bad start.
I don't want to go the armor again, but I need something here.
That's such a sick animation.
Just put it if I didn't enjoy it I can just play it on Kana.
You will enjoy it, my friend.
Oh
And it's making me go a star build again, I kind of don't want to
But it kind of give me everything for a fucking stop held man
Maybe I can do both I don't know
Oh dude, imagine dude.
Greed build, I mean we'll see, we'll see what we get.
I really wanted to not go for this build, but it's literally given me everything to
Okay, we're going to kill this thing
This game looks so good it dude, I'm so glad they kept the style because I really like the style of the game
Even though some people don't like it
I just think like giving it just such a good quality of life change is so small. Oh
Oh my god, unless you hit them cash, hit them cash is generally quite good.
Retain.
Oh my god, that becomes a very good card now.
Let's not go against the elite first.
I'm gonna take a lower damage there 13 stars right now boys
Damn I should have retained it. What am I doing? I'm trolling.
the music yeah the music they've really like just added to the vibe so much man
Can I please get a forge something?
Oh, damn it!
Oh, damn it!
Another roll gamble.
I...
Oh my god.
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it.
We're going to be here a while, boys.
Jesus Christ!
The reason is kinda OP man, I mean, he's just kinda dumb.
And the elite's like no problems.
Over as well.
Forge 7.
Southern Blade now deals damage to all enemies.
But that's sick.
Okay, maybe we can do a hybrid here.
We have our AOE.
Wow, I've never seen these enemies before.
This is awesome.
Um.
Okay, we're gonna see a bit of damage here.
Fuck it.
Look at how many you do that, I should've wanted to lose five.
Okay.
Really helped Andrew radiate.
Well,
you know, it is a gamble for a reason.
Fuck, I'm gonna take so much damage now.
Okay, well, fuck.
Um, can seven block add one random cobble's card to your hand?
No good.
I don't really want to hit up a shop again.
So let's go this way.
That's so broken.
What the fuck?
Ah.
Okay.
Uh, yeah, I just want to save a bit of health.
Okay.
Alright, still going to take some damage here, but at least it's dead next turn, almost
assuredly.
Oh my god.
You know this man's a biggie when we can watch him in EU time.
That's fine.
Tyranny!
Um...
I mean, Tyranny would be good, because I can...
I can use those. I can just...
Tyranny would be pretty good. I think Tyranny's pretty good.
I'm quite like Tyranny.
What was this do?
Orch 11.
I think Radiate would up my damage or law.
The tyranny upgrade is nice.
Let's just get that.
I'm going to go here.
Fuck.
I'm going to leave right after this.
I can't afford to do this.
Oh, okay, well, this is fine.
If there's any boss I can probably comfortably handle, it's probably this one.
Although, I did get a pretty rough draw there, drawing both those royal gambles, but at
least I can get rid of one every turn.
He's crossing the order.
The worms coming.
Well, as long as I can lock him up here, we should be alright.
Oh
We'll retain that I mean the sovereign blade just like one shots these guys it makes it like trivial
This is radiating
Oh my god.
Transfer any number of cards in your hand into minion sacrifice.
Wait, that's cool.
Oh, that's so cool.
Fortunately, seven blades deals double damage to the enemy this turn.
Um, but the problem is I need energy.
This exhausts, okay.
Okay, well, I just accidentally clicked the end stream button on my PC. That was impressive.
Ha ha ha!
That was impressive I did that.
I don't know how you managed to do that one to be honest with you.
That was impressive.
Well, because the game is in like the mouse can go off the screen and I don't know.
I don't really like guards.
12 is pretty good, but then they exhaust as well.
So, I'd say Conqueror.
I would like to remove a card, but I think the value is kind of bad right now
Um, I can't shake a vision me my bad my bad my bad
Let's do another fight you try to escape never bro, I'm gonna fucking leave in this PC. They got to call me away from this PC, bro
Okay, Marbles with that is crazy.
Sanker offers nothing.
Rocket.
Oh, I don't want to take any more damage.
There in a bottle, oh my god.
Another radiate.
Sure.
That's another radiate.
Roll gamble retain.
I mean, this is just crazy because I can just hold onto it until I call radiate.
stupid combo. That's stupidly good.
Yeah, if one was in my deck, sometimes I'd just fucking lose.
Let's have a look. Yeah, I'm gonna get a little bit of fend. Let's exhaust it.
Oh my god, slippery is so lame.
Oh no, he's gonna be a big hit on me next turn.
How much is it?
27.
Okay, that was quite a lot.
do I even like what the fuck do I even do
okay it's fine as long as I can just get one radio there we go
So, uh, honestly, let's get rid of this.
I know it's fucking trolled, but, mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Fuck!
Fuck! When's it my turn on the Xbox? Never, bitch. It's mine.
The sovereign blade will claim it's a victim. Oh, god.
Alright. There we go, gentlemen. I am invincible. Gain nine blood in the eternal few. If this
This is on top of your draw pile, play it.
That's pretty sick.
Draw three cards, use a skill on your hand,
and play it three times.
Mm!
Skill, skill, skill.
Oh my God.
Wait, that's, that's fucking, that's disgusting.
Yes, let's do that.
Defect but better version.
No, it's not the defect but better.
That is, that's how I know your dog should have this game.
Traveler from space. Wearing space. Out from space. Pointy head little friends. Oh a new
OECRAB haul. The Regent monologues for hours. Okay is there any skill that I would love
to play off rep. I mean, I could play this for free. That's pretty cool. Game 4 Potion
slots for the run of potions, replace Divine Right with Divine Destiny. Yeah, I mean, having
more is pretty good. Can I play it if the star costs if I don't have it? Like if I
ripped that, and I don't have enough stars would it just not play it?
It plays auto. No idea. I assume they wouldn't let me pick it if it didn't play
it right ignores all cost then yeah I mean then surely what you would want to
do is play it because then you would draw and you believe to play whatever skill
you want so you might not actually want it yes you did just do this one tell
of course sure
yeah I'm just having sex right away it's pretty decent because I can play shit
Oh my goodness, I don't give a f**k.
Alright.
Yeah, with this guy, all I need to do is...
Oh my god. See, this is the combo that I was...
Hoping to find.
Oh, I don't have enough!
Oh my god, I shouldn't have used it last turn.
Nooooooooo!
I need six to play this.
I need five to play this.
Oh my god.
That's tilting. That would have been literally like 500 damage in one hit.
Dude! Oh that's so bad! Oh that's so bad!
They're about to do a fucktum.
I love real animation dude.
So close.
Oh my god, that would kill quasi-
draw two cards. I mean the problem is that I'm having an issue with mana cost. The glow
plus is really good, gain seven block is really good because I don't really have a lot of
block actually right now. It's kind of the big downside of my deck. Yeah, I'll take that.
There you go, okay.
I think it dies you've got to be fucking kidding me
oh yeah all right okay calculations were done correct
Okay, we need to shop, okay, um, those three damaged all enemies.
Okay, I guess it's Prey von Kleep then.
Von Kleep and the River Strikes.
Come on, give me a cool interaction.
The boulder!
A massive boulder since the middle of the bed in Courtyard, a plaque reads, Stone of
all time its present shape and dormants indicate that this courtyard was built around the stone
has never been moved uh lose vulnerable potion game 10 max hp oh i'll do that
this black hole not good i didn't read it to be honest that's my bad
oh i should have done this first
Vigor with Radiate? Oh yes it is, oh my god, I forgot about that. I forgot that we
did that and it was incredibly ok.
classic streamer classic streamer
Damn. That was pretty good.
I wonder if you play a card this turn, game? What?
I wonder if you play a card this turn, game? One strength this turn.
Wow, that's pretty fucking good.
250 damage next turn, game. I'm gonna go one more log.
That's amazing.
I need to upgrade Radeate.
Yeah Radeate is kind of broken.
I don't like that my build is pretty much exactly the same because I wanted to try something
new but it gave me a right away so...
It'll take a fair amount of damage here.
She's a card to exhaust.
Yeah, we don't need block.
Whenever you play a card this turn, you need strength.
Okay.
So, let's play this one.
Jesus Christ!
This is such a dumb fucking build.
What the fuck man, this thing is so dumb, it's so strong.
Okay, finally, something that can use my fucking thing.
I think this is good.
I mean, although, to be honest, I mean, Retain is just kind of my other combo that's
killing everything, but 40 damage, it's good to have that.
It is unlimited blade works.
Okay.
So one bad thing about this is that my build generally first turn very slow start, don't
don't really get much going. So I don't really get a whole lot done in the first
term.
We should need some setup.
Yeah, but I feel like at least with this setup, this one's pretty fucking basic.
It's not hard to do this setup.
This setup's fucking easy.
Like, look at this.
now I hit oh my god they do any animation for everyone good thing he dies that
was an elite guys you wouldn't have think you wouldn't have think it strength
Okay, I mean...
Um, photon car is pretty good. I don't really want to, um...
I'm kinda chillin'.
I've probably didn't need to accept it, to be honest.
Oh, shoot, this guy's new.
You are approached by the oldest person you've ever seen.
Pete?
We meet once in m- once more. It's me, Ranwood.
You do not know this man.
Give 100. Give fairy in a bottle.
Give an available tea set.
Uh, hmmm.
Am I gonna hit up another strong? No, I'm not. I'll give 100.
Wait, this is act two or three. This is act two, right?
Um, fairy in a bottle.
Sure. I don't need that.
Oh
Wait, did I go the wrong way? Fuck! I wanted to fight the elite! God damn it!
Alright, that was bad. Fuck, I wanted to fight the elite. Damn it!
Um...
Blue Spire 3, can you call this card reward? Sure, let's do that.
gain 15 block
sure, 15 blocks always good, never bad so 15 block
alright, it's an anime
like what the fuck burst the debuff in me you know what I mean
Okay. This guy's unbalanced. And look, the way I play every character, it looks unbalanced.
That's the thing about the way I play a character. Okay. So here's what we do. This is a play.
do this into this into radiate again into shining star into hidden cash and now you
hit 39 times for zero.
No, can I have my strength back?
Rob I think I'm good. I don't I mean I kind of want to upgrade a card
How are you care about the five drawing aspect of that card?
I'm also care about stuff like this being upgraded
Shining strike we care about the damage photon card drawing two cards is nice
This increase that no
Let's do Seeking Edge... no, I'd better be using that.
Let's do Photon Cop.
Drawing two cards is nice.
I need more draw, to be honest.
Okay, I think I have to turn that way.
Well, I did do this in the wrong order.
Ah, this at least stops the damage.
Okay, hopefully that doesn't come out of any exciting at four stars right now.
It might come to bite me.
Luckily I didn't.
What do I want to play here?
I think a card to exhaust.
Let's go seeking Edge.
I don't think I should care about how you play this card anyway.
Okay, uh, I should be careful here, I can't play this actually because I need to retain
So I think I'll just take the hit.
Look at the plating, so it's fine.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Now we can do our fucky-wocky combo.
Wait, we don't...
I got to draw three cards.
Wait, I don't even have the card in there.
Wait, where is it?
Wait, we got one raidery?
Wait, do I have a ready- oh, I have one in my hand, okay.
Oh, I forgot to play monologue. Oh, God. All right, well.
Let's play this. That's dumb.
I'm always an abuser when I press radiate aren't I oh my god dude this this is bad I
do stuff a bit about this no I do or farm and you turn the first two cards you play
each turn of free.
Mmm...
Comet.
I think Comet's pretty chill.
But I just kind of want to draw into my good shit.
I think it should be nice adding the three-weed bucket, because I got a lot of generating things.
Radiant seems fair and balanced. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, what on the street it is?
Oh, my God, I can fuck four elites. Jesus Christ, let's fucking do it.
Let's fucking. Oh, my God, I need to get something first. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, what's up, vacuum?
At the start of your turn, draw two additional turns.
You may not draw cards during your turn.
Uh, okay. Losing 9x3, add 3 apparitions.
In a theory or copy of the first attack you play each turn.
Okay.
If you could add a radiate in there, if we hold it up...
Apparitions? Don't really care about.
Kind of chillin' on that side.
I think more radiate. Let's get another radiate. Let's do it.
Why would we stop radiate? You know what I mean?
I just got another 10.
Damn, I mean, well, I'm just gonna take a lot of damage this turn, unfortunately.
Okay, so I'm gonna lose all the health. 15.
Damn! Wait, that was more than 15, not that.
Okay, now it's GG.
That's actually GG.
Yeah, I think it's still GG even without the broken card.
Okay, they're attacked here.
Oh fuck it.
Uh, yeah man.
Okay.
Good.
We are cooking.
We are cooking lads.
Cooking with straight gas.
I thought I'd got these cars actually.
These characters do damage you lose max HP. That's scary man. I don't want that. I don't want that he
We get another version of it
One. I can kill one, but I can definitely get...
I can only get four there. Four times four is not enough.
I'm gonna kill one for sure.
I told her I have two radios. Why am I just thinking about this?
Why am I thinking about this?
Forge 15.
This is kind of cool. I like the Forge mechanic a lot, but I can't fucking do it.
I- I- There's pointless now.
Then upgrade two skills.
Change your hand on the first turn of combat.
Put a skill from your draw pile into your hand.
That's- That's fucking bonkers.
That's gonna pick the card I want.
I
Remember two cards, please that'd be my dream right now. Oh, yo, who's this take a time never get through an endless sea of corpses
You found a mad scientist scouting for various scraps. Yes. Hello. Hello, Debbie
You look like a capable fighter and I need to test for my next atrocity device. How about it? Okay?
Uh, oh, what kind of tool will help you kill everyone?
Yo, let's make a, hmm, I'll make a power.
And then the turn combat that greater random card.
Yeah, that sounds cool.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
in eight. Ooh. Ooh. Sure, it's a pretty cool card. That's a cool event. Okay. This one's
It's a little scary because I got quite lucky here.
I do want to get...
What's the skill I can draw?
I'm gonna hold.
I'm praying here boys, this could be bad.
I gotta get lucky.
I
Okay
The first card we was a copy so we don't want to play photon car, although I would really like to and that one also is to
Oh my god!
Dude, Radiate is actually broken, dude.
Radiate is broken!
How is this card not nerfed?
So unbalanced!
Okay
Oh, she didn't block it at all
In fact, this character has 8 cards nerfed in the last balance patch before release.
I can do a couple more if we're counting.
Yeah, let's fucking do that.
Oh wow, I got two of those from my life.
I
You know he's broken when Connor's winning fuck you fuck you chat
Okay, still a lot of damage without even needing to use the radiate there.
I am kind of waiting for quite a while though to get the radiate and there we go.
Okay so unfortunately because last turn I was rather dumb
I've got to wait for big bro radiate to save his life.
Oh I'm one of it.
I'm one of it.
What man
Okay for three cards next turn, oh yeah, I'll take that I'm down for that now
Calling for big bro radiate to save his run wait, I've been that calm permanently what wait, that's insane
Just rest?
Hell no.
The elites fear me, my friend.
Well this guy's pretty strong though.
I wanna play there, cause I wanna hit him at the weak, but I'm scared. You know what I will, and I hope I don't regret it.
Fuck it. Hope I don't regret that. There's a high chance I will, to be honest.
Okay. Big bro radiators here boys.
I don't have another Rage-Aid in me.
Draw a Power.
Okay.
Can't play that one.
don't have I like I'm like decisions 9 of 6 unless I play it but I don't have a
skill to play unfortunately so it's not decisions probably
Monologue into the retain oh my god that's massive that's kind of huge
I'm going to use the radio as well.
I'm going to use my entire hand next turn.
Defend, we don't need defends.
I fucked up a little bit here.
Okay, I think I can do this.
It's kind of a crazy sequence here.
I have to do...
Bro-strolling.
No, I'm just dumb.
Okay.
It's gonna draw two cards there
Decider skill you know I'm playing this three times. Oh my god, look at our fucking things bro. I
Could play monologue controlling
Already it can still keep going so I mean, what else we have in here?
Goodbye boss.
42 times.
That's so fucking dumb.
Nothing gathering right?
I got monologue dude, everything lights pretty good, it's a good car to buy time with.
I
Got a 300 HP dummy obtained a random relic 100% when I didn't read the text. Oh, oh, chef
You've three more turns
Shit, okay
Okay, let's put something in my hand let's put a
A, uh, dude, we could go crazy and try and rip decisions into another draw, but it's a five cards, five card draws.
Let's do it.
We got to do it.
Oh, we didn't get it.
No.
Oh
My god, so lucky
Oh
Bro
2.
How do you get a vulnerable one somehow?
Yeah, I've got Radiate.
Oh, this is pretty good actually.
This is about...
This is pretty good.
Yeah, these are all my damage cards, but I've got this in my hand, I've got Monologue.
Look, I just put 9 retain.
Probably this.
Ah man I needed the draw radiate.
Noooo I needed the draw radiate.
That sucks.
Oh it was in there too.
Maybe I could have enough though.
I don't know.
Would have helped if I'd done that first, wouldn't it?
Oh, I could have killed it!
I had sovereign blade times two!
Nooooo!
Is it?
Aww, aww!
Well...
Are you dead ass? Yeah, I'm dead ass.
I want to make sure the guy's vulnerable.
Huge block card.
That was incredibly rage bait.
Yeah, I mean, kind of my sting.
It's kind of my thing.
Right.
Right, uh, hmm.
Well.
Oh, fuck.
You have to call it.
Okay, well this guy's gonna die, so that's one good thing.
Five grades and no more.
You know that hurts, that does hurt.
I didn't draw.
I gotta fucking hurt my draw, bro.
I
Top of your draw pile really gone for him or the gone for it
Hey wine I don't want to draw this
Oh, that dog hole!
Cause they fucking go to my upgrade!
Bitch!
This is dumb.
Uh...
Hmm...
They kind of troll here a little bit.
Yeah, fuck it. I'll just take it.
Ooh, I trolled.
Radiate not being drawn?
Kill me, brah.
I'm fucking useless without a stupid card.
Oh, dude, oh my dex too thick, bro
There's no cause of my drill pile
My gosh
My deck is I made it too thick man
Okay, I'm gonna sleep. I'm 77 health. That's pretty good. Okay, we've faced the Queen
a couple of times there and it's been pretty chill.
Um, all right.
Kind of starts with getting deep, but you know, that's fine.
Because, well, that was the card I would have wanted too.
Well, never mind, it's not fine.
Oh god, my combo will not be happening.
short one for our stream yes dude
Wait, what am I- oh my health, oh my full heal from pentagram.
Pantograph, sorry.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That's a noob, my friends.
That's a noob, my friends.
I don't want any of these skills.
There's not to use this.
The first attack I'll play will hit twice, which means this guy 6 times 11, okay.
Okay, that's pretty good.
7 times 20?
Let's take those odds.
It's gonna play it twice though.
Oh that's radiated.
Damn it.
I thought I wasn't sure if I'd be radiated.
Right well our strength is 10, well that was quite a lot.
Alright well that was pretty chill.
Come.
I already care if I lose out there.
Just get the fucking blade, should I?
Just do fuck some fucking cool with it.
Okay!
Uh, let's get rid of this one.
Alright.
Well, secret technique, uh, decisions, decisions, play a skill, three times, three times,
Okay, I mean I should play this so I can just run it.
I can't really use it this turn, but at least it's better than nothing.
Hmm. Does that lose its owl thing? I hope so.
That was nice.
Constraints of the worms dude, what do you want when I come fucking doing things?
This one no this one this one
Kind of slowed down a lot of my DPS output to be honest with you boys.
This uh, this change of the binding is kind of holding me back.
That is a FUCK ton of damage they're about to do to me.
Wow.
I can still lose this. I think I need to be quite careful here.
I have to like kinda troll but I can still lose this.
Hmm
Nice
All right, well we did it for I lost a lot of my gas in the tank, but we got it back
Okay, ascension one done, bro. I like this guy, he's fun. I've arrived again. This loud
full returns. I'm neither loud nor a fool. Face me.
I was gonna just hop in and see if you were doing anything with Cuck-Chair and had a
scratch and immediately saw Faithy Andrew and I got it. Yeah, the Cuck-Chair guy I've kind of
mastered. Kind of mastered the Cuck-Chair. Answered the Cuck-Chair. My new biography coming out soon.
be sure to look on look out for it
this is a placeholder the story is unknown
well you've been the epoch during an early access stage okay the casual be
revealed during early access okay a new location okay
He's managed to attempt to make friends, literally.
They're quite sturdy and decent at following instructions.
They're terrible at chest intro, pop music, and in swiftly demotivating friend to minion,
sigh.
Now you play Colossal Card game of Strength, do a full damage, choose a card in your hand
to transform into minion dive bomb.
Oh there's like a minion build. Do you have 5 damage? Do you have 3 dash and 3 damage?
Probably the greatest one, okay cool.
I just have a little king.
Little king you brim with mightiness like I.
Tanks is immediately taken with the region's regal confidence.
Dominate the spire, crush them all!
He bellows herring a strange scepter towards him.
This will let you fight on even ground!
Oh, yo
Okay
Gain a block into Vega
He'll a damage x times double x if it's four or more
Okay, you'll fall damage but each skill already played this time
Heavenly drill is that a gorilla god reference?
All right, I want to try.
That
could be fun.
Oh, mask called me.
Mask called me 10 minutes ago.
What are you guys doing? Tell me.
Hold on.
long. Why doesn't he tell me that? What the freak? What the freak guys? What the freak?
You preoccupied with your addiction? My addiction is real and must be a catered fool.
I was masked in.
Uh, I'm not just fighting Leon.
I see.
Fighting freaking Leon, man.
Well, I called Mouse.
I'm gonna go toilet then for a brief moment.
I need to pee, bathroom.
When the streamer is away, the mice come out to take each mouse, each each mouse.
Each mouse, each each mouse.
Each mouse, each each mouse.
Each mouse.
lmao
whoa
whoa
Uh... Hello?
He's not here. He's not answering. Oh, he's in the bathroom. Wait.
Did he just leave and left the call on?
Am I talking to Connor's chat right now?
Yeah, what's up?
Oh my God, I am.
What the fuck?
I didn't-
What I told you about!
I'm gonna be honest. I don't remember why I called you.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
It was ten minutes ago.
It was not 10 minutes ago.
It was literally 10 seconds, 10 minutes ago.
Huh?
I didn't know you said 10 minutes ago.
Yes you did.
No I didn't.
Oh.
How, when did I call Connor?
Oh it was, oh...
Oh, I read it wrong, you're right.
It was 2 hours and 10 minutes ago.
Bro, you freaking...
What the fuck?
I knew it!
I knew it wasn't going crazy!
I called it 2 hours ago!
Well, what's up? What'd you want? I honestly don't remember
Why I called you. Oh
Do you know why I called?
You know it's a mystery to all of us. Oh
I remember now why so I killed the girl. I'm Leon now. Hey nice
So like be honest how long do you have left? I?
Don't know how long I have left, but I called you because I was like oh cuz the girl they dropped a hand
Uh-huh
She dropped like a severed hand, and I was like what the fuck is this severed head for what am I gonna do with this?
They're like scanning it's for a puzzle, and I'm like I'm not gonna solve a fucking puzzle
I didn't I didn't stand it and I was like
Connor did it first, and I was like
way he did that I did not do it fucking knowing lying sons of bitches yeah no I
didn't so my best being down I guess me yeah I don't say care about slay the spy
into the greatest game of all time yeah I'm yeah I'm I think I'm sick sick if
not playing slay this by a two right now
i'm consuming the equivalent of digital fentanyl
i do want to talk to you
i am consuming digital fent right now
don't want to talk to me
i do but i
my desire to do another necrobot run is pretty high too
oh ok i guess we'll play one day
hey when you're ready to hop on let me know
Do you want me to join you?
Hey, it's your call. Hey, you're doing your stream.
You gotta teach me.
You know how to play Save Spire already. You played it, right?
Yeah, but you gotta teach me. You need to guide my hands.
Well, I don't know how this multiplayer works, but it's up to you.
I don't want to force you off Resident Evil.
But when you're ready, maybe you can just hop on.
Okay, let me find the Save Spire and then I'll call you later.
Okay, like how long later?
I don't know, I gotta be Leon for a bit, I don't even know what it's like to have a penis.
Alright, well good luck with the penis.
Thanks, I'm gonna enjoy having a penis.
Alright, have fun, have fun.
I guess I'll call you, uh, give me a time frame.
Have a long year on, I mean I can start a run, I don't know if I can save mid run, do a multiplayer run and get back to a single run, can I do that, Sharon?
But when you're done with your run.
It might take like an hour and a half.
Yeah, well I'll be really on for an hour and a half then.
Alright, okay, sounds good.
Okay.
Alright have fun.
Later.
Bye bye.
You can save?
I actually don't know.
Yeah, that's interesting.
He's so sick bro.
He's so, he's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
He's so dreamy.
Both playing solo are different.
Hey Frost, I figure you often in TeachMass.
row you don't want you don't want that heat let me handle this I know how to
handle mouse in a random record um there's all gold that's a train of random
record what the fuck is that card kill enemies at least as much doom as HP
okay let's go a doom build then
hmm wow wait am I starting this time
oh the soulfish okay how many rounds you done frost
Okay, there's like so many.
Oh, two elites?
I need a three elites?
Oh, let's do three elites.
We want to see a cop run with frost dude. I know you guys do
Frost asked me I forgot I gotta reply to him. I fucked up child's better applying
Frost knows it though. He knows it though
The enemy turns. He has 29 less HP.
Do you have to call me midstream?
That was the only way.
Dude, he? Okay, he didn't heal. He has 29 doom.
Okay, so end of...
End of the enemy turn. Okay, that's a mine.
I have to block.
This sharks, actually.
Her doom is kind of tough.
Whoa, that's a sick animation.
Or is this exhaust?
No, it doesn't.
You have full damage and put a card for your discard pile on your hand.
Um, he's pretty good.
Um, graveyard blast.
I don't know why I need these.
I'm going to do my.
So, yeah, okay, let's do it.
Let me put it in our hand if we need it.
Okay.
This doon card just kills them all, right?
But I will take a lot of damage, so it's the end of that term which sucks.
Because there's a lot of damage to take.
I don't particularly want to take that much.
See, that much sucks, I'm not going to be able to draw it.
The card itself proxies it.
Wait, for real?
It kills instantly?
Oh my god, yeah that specific card.
Oh that sucks, I didn't know that.
Reading comprehension.
Uh, yeah I don't fucking read buddy.
I do, kill- oh yeah, okay, well.
yeah that's kind of crazy the start of the inner temple I do to run enemy oh my
god baby let's fucking get this doom build running so this is where I just
want to get it right away
Give me the doom.
Give me the doom!
Boom!
Oh my god!
Wait, this is such a fun card.
Okay, I'm excited now.
Oh my god, we can double countdown.
Whoa, this is a new one!
Endless conveyor, you lumber into a shack with a bright but crooked sign that reads
Endless Feast!
Pay what you hunger!
A well-earned multi-armed chef is deftly preparing bags of food and placing them onto a winding
chitinous belt.
One of the chef's arms point to a sign, 35 gold each.
Hmm.
We're going to shop anytime soon.
I think I'm going to fucking pay 35 gold.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh!
Give me that, what is it?
Okay, well...
You're broke.
Wait, that's awesome!
That's such a great event!
Alright.
Huh.
Six-Dumit turn.
Yeah, I didn't really want this card, did I?
Well, I guess it's better than a basic attack.
Okay.
24 is crazy.
Okay, that helps so much, oh my god.
Okay.
53 Doom.
Okay, 53 doom he gets 12 a ton
This is gonna be hard though, I'm gonna lie
Okay
Okay
Okay
We nearly have one more of those cars and we're good. We get it come on draw it right away. Oh, that would have been nice
Uh, fuck it. Should I try and draw it? I got- I got half odds. Run it.
Fuck!
Uh, okay.
Okay.
Well, the eel is dead, boys.
That's so sick. That is so sick.
At the start of your turn, add one random card into your hand, it gains ethereal.
in six block apply one week
that's kinda nice if it's ethereal because i don't have to play it unless it's like
actually great
that's kinda good
okay let's just fight another guy
this is a
genuinely a great guy to go against
This artifact is one off good.
Bad time to get that card.
Look at this, he's ripped it there. I don't know.
I mean, you're gonna minimize how much damage I take. That's just...
The theory of Emily's HP add three souls into draw power.
Huge.
Uh, next time 7-2, next turn 7-2.
This is great, can I hold on to it?
Uh, I've got 200 cards in your discard pile.
Whisper's pretty good.
I do like Whisper.
Invoke is also really nice.
Alright.
Oh my god, wait, the Doom card goes crazy here.
All I need to do is weaken two of them
Wait, no three of them
If I didn't want to add that to him just cuz although maybe it was better actually
Okay good I didn't draw it that's good
That's fine. I'll definitely draw it. One of my five cards. Definitely. Fuck, I'm gonna
10 damage. It's an elite. It's an elite. 10 damage is fine.
There's no way!
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Ah, nah, this is crazy, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh dude, that's kind of sick though.
Wait, that's crazy.
Well, end of day's double.
The Doom seems really fun.
what's up what's going on what's going on
I'm not happy why are you not happy
I'm not happy at all why are you not happy at all
I have a terrible baby
why are you okay
no I'm not okay
Oh
Why what's wrong
Oh, is it the spiders oh you got to the spiders yeah, I was gonna tell you about that
Yeah, the spiders are a problem
But you know you always post a video so you know I
saw the spider instantly start crying
I shouldn't laugh. Sorry, that's pretty mean of me.
That's really fucked up.
Oh, it's fucked up.
Why would you laugh at me?
No, I think you can.
This is a great time for you to overcome
your fear of spiders.
I instantly got tears in my eyes
and thinking that's right.
It came out on all the hairs on my body.
It weighs.
That's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
Hmm.
Pretty funny.
Uh-huh.
Why don't you ask him?
Exposure therapy! Thank you, chat.
I should figure out what that word is called.
Okay!
I don't think I can do this.
Lock in twin?
You just, you just, you just enjoy that I'm suffering.
There is an aspect of that.
Yeah.
You don't like me that I'm fun.
You don't like me to be happy.
You don't like me to smile.
You just hate me.
Okay.
That's what I was born.
What the hell are you talking about?
You sound crazy right now.
Yeah.
No, I'm not crazy.
I'm telling the truth.
Nah, that's crazy.
Okay, I'm sorry I bothered you.
Yeah, you didn't bother me at all.
I'm sorry I bothered you.
Speak your truth.
I'm sorry I bothered you.
No, no, no, no, look, look.
You're gonna go in there now.
You're gonna absolutely fucking destroy that spider. It's gonna be fucking easy easy
You got this
Is it hard to kill a spider?
Yeah, it's not bad
You mean that?
There's an aspect of it is difficult
What if I just end everything right now?
Wouldn't do that, personally.
If I just end everything, I end it all now.
Okay, I wouldn't...
Come on, recommend that.
Why not?
Yeah, well, because you gotta, you gotta, you gotta beat the game.
What if I don't?
You gotta beat, you gotta beat the game.
You got you got this. Okay, just get the shotgun out
The spider's got a little thing on its back. Don't really worry about that
Just kind of shoot it until it gets stunned and then run around it. Is it a big one or small one?
There's more well sometimes when you're fighting the big one the small ones come out
Yeah, I could mention that yeah, I wish I said that well, there's like little ones love it
You can I kill them over easily
I shouldn't have mentioned that. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. No, for real, that's not bad.
I shouldn't have said that.
I only have three shotgun shells.
Uh, what? How do you have so little ammo?
Okay, um, will you figure this out?
What about?
Um, what what what an ammo do you have?
You don't know anymore. Okay. Well that attitude needs to change you got to start knowing yesterday
Okay.
Oh, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Alright, I'll watch, I'll watch you find it real quick.
for the red happy and great stream thank you for the red
well you got this you got this you got this all right i'll watch i'll watch you
find it real quick
you don't watch me yeah i need to judge you what do you mean you're gonna judge
me oh my god what about
what do you mean why are you gonna judge me i want moral support sorry i mean
moral support i said the wrong it's funny how you say judgment
That's funny how well it's come out differently.
Why would you do this to me?
All right.
Ahhhhh!
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You don't understand how much I'm shaking right now.
I'm just...
I don't know, it's not real.
I feel like I have spiders crawling all over me.
And what you need to do is get that fucking gun out and pop them all.
How many bullets are you on? Everything else?
I don't even know. I'm afraid to impose.
No, no, I'm pulse check. Check real quick.
Oh god.
What are you bullets at? Check the bullets!
Oh damn, okay, we got enough shotgun ammo. There's also shotgun ammo around the map,
so make sure to walk around. Okay, now there should be shotgun ammo around this area. Keep
running around. Watch out for the little spiders. Yeah, those are bad. They will
pop out nice nice good hit good hit you got this okay nice nice nice nice you got it you got it
you got it oh my god that shit oh my god are you fucking are you a real bro what yeah okay
you're gonna have a sorry sorry this is a lot I'm sorry I'm sorry you got it you got it I'm not
happy I'm not happy I'm not happy I'm not happy when you killed it.
I'm not happy when you killed it.
I'm not happy right now.
Okay we'll kill it kill it you'll be so much happier all the problems can be fixed if you just kill it.
You think I'll be happy?
You think I'll be happy again?
Yeah man you'll be so freaking happy when this thing's dead.
I think that shit is gonna come out of him and it's gonna bite me.
Alright, lock in.
He's got it.
Yeah, he does do that.
Yeah, a little spy's gonna stop popping up.
Yeah, I would recommend stabbing them all, to be honest.
Stab?
Yeah, cause there's like eight in that room in front of you.
Eight!
Maybe nine.
Nine!
Oh my god, there's a-
I don't want to look, I don't want to look!
Just keep swinging, just keep swinging.
Oh my god, that's horrific!
Oh funny, he's pretty he's pretty killable
Okay, nice little ones taken care of now to the big guy
You know I have so many tears in my eyes right now. You got this you got this you got this
It's so funny hearing you scream because I got like five seconds of light I'm like
Why wouldn't it happen?
Why did he come out like that?
I don't know, it's kind of freaky, isn't it?
Freaky has no little girl.
Dude, the delay is hilarious.
I
Just that like boils on the back of it you're gonna get that and there's also ammo all around
Nice shotgun shells get him. Oh, you didn't pick him up. That's not good. Oh
Yeah, hell yeah
Oh my god, holy shit, oh nice it's back it's back. Yes. Yes. Oh god. Oh god
Okay
It's but
Dude, what grocery does that?
Hey nice shots nice shots I did the shotgun shells you missed on the ground before
We have a shotgun so they're on the ground so I don't think you picked them up
Wow, he teleported behind you
Don't get to reload your shotgun shoot the hemorrhoids
You can climb that ladder that he gets a high ground, but he'll follow you up
It is a spider after all
All right, okay, I'm having a little difficulty right here. Oh, no, no month. Oh great shop
Oh, you got this, you got this.
Are you going to load the heels now?
We're chilling.
It dropped an item on the high ground as well.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
I would shoot now babies, ew, ew, dude.
I don't want any more spiders.
There's no more.
There's no more.
Just gotta kill him.
I did a lot of fun.
The bomb there or something, oh there it is.
Oh another bomb, another bomb.
I didn't find that in my playthrough Oh hell yeah, okay, his ass is in the air there,
how the hell are you gonna hit that?
Wait, he's ass was out bro?
I'm sorry mister, I was just scared.
Alright, that's understandable, I'll let you off.
Oh
Damn, I can go up all the way up there
Dude he's gonna get you
You can shoot him normally and it'll like stagger him, you know and like kind of so you can hit his ass
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure
AHHHHHH!
Go shop, ok.
Alright.
The-
The Sniper, the little sniper?
Grenades too? Your grenades, you got everything?
Oh, I got grenades, I didn't know!
Yeah, you got one grenade!
AHHHHH!
There's your pa-pa-ba.
Let's be a great grenade.
Oh god.
Is that so?
Oh yeah, nice.
Where's your sniper? You got a sniper too?
I'm heavy.
Where is he?
I hook him, I hook him.
You're fucking scenery pops up behind your fucking hilarious.
Where'd he go?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Recreation, yet him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh god
You got him?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm thinking so long
Yeah, you saw him, just aimed at the recrumpter and was shooting at the vakes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hey, well done. Well done. Well done.
I don't want to look.
No, you're a finishing blow.
Oh, God.
You're in phase two.
So ugly.
It's your sake, though.
Oh
Nice well done mouse exposure therapy works
Mouses now more scant that was what exposure therapy does right make your most good
Well don't do that
Oh my god damn do you go Leon bro well done Leon well done
Hey I got you I got you well done every round reports mouse
Is that is that it is there no more?
I think it's like a case you're like a little spider but for the big one yeah
Well done
you got this you got this all right back to fucking spiren boys okay game five
block apply 7 doom to all enemies. Pretty good.
Apply 13 doom to a cart.
Pretty good. There's a grade 2. 2 cards. Oh yes please. I like this rainbow thing I've been using.
Yeah the doom run is fucking fun though I love this.
I should have blocked that. What am I doing? There's literally no reason for me to do that.
Well, luckily I got the Orc Alchem.
I just need to block until I get...
Transform
Okay, oh
Shit loud noise. Thanks. Oh shit. I shouldn't have blocked or I'll give you more
Okay, 10 damage, that's fine for an elite, I'm happy to take 10 damage, everything will
die next turn, okay.
Again, you have to be kidding me.
Dude, loud noise, I need a 5 man, I appreciate that.
She's laying on my spy a
Choosing number of cards to replace
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh, so close, dude.
Okay, well next turn it dies, I just got to survive its turn.
Not the greatest turn to last, I have so much...
of candelabra
Goodbye oh wonderful
When you play a card that costs two or more block
Okay that's pretty good I mean I only have really one card so maybe it's not
worth. Yeah it's not worth. I think we can kill this fish. There's one strength.
I don't even know what I'd necessarily upgrade except for this maybe. I've
You seem more blocked to be honest
She's good countdown like countdown getting that higher is better
I have a lot of blocks here, so I'm kind of showing
Fuck I mean in vogue is kind of sick, but
But...
My book is sick.
I don't know what else.
I should have just picked everything, really.
Almost 400,000 concurrent players.
Dude, this game is the greatest game of all time.
That's not enough.
What if I told you the greatest game of all time and hit 400,000 players right now?
You'd be like, you're crazy.
I'd say...
uh yeah no yeah that's bad no that's chill
we got over Calcum so we count chill in here um fuck it she already on my Calcum
roll just got the backhand sounds rip that make that boom easy profit free
money thank you bozo I got all calcum so easy a damage which I'm showing with
like a double block potion which I'm saving for special occasion my birthday
I
Want to draw through this deck as fast as possible
We're gonna recalculate him
The awesome never had a soul into your draw pile, yeah, sure
83 boys it's looking good. It's looking good
Invoke always a good move to see
Intangible. The little body thinks I'm trying to hit him. Little bro. Fuck! Stop! I should've
I'd say else. What am I doing?
Falling time. Oh my God, I'm vulnerable. That sucks.
Okay, he's nearly dead, he's nearly dead.
This boss is probably the weakest I feel like.
I feel like it's really weak.
Uh, could be wrong though, but playing against it doesn't feel tough.
But then again, I've got a pretty good backstab to handle it, I think.
So you stack Doom infinitely, yeah, and then it just dies, see?
I don't know what to do with this.
Lose two strength, enemy loses two strength, exhaust.
Double the damage, all hanging cards.
What's that?
Oh, this one.
Oh, okay, damp.
I mean, this one's great, no?
any debuff on the enemy to all enemy. Doom plus misery? But I mean correct me if I'm wrong but
I feel like...
Hmm
Use it if you use it AoE it stacks four times
Hmm I
Kind of like shared fate. I mean it just seems good to just survival because I'm kind of I'm ticking anywhere against bosses
AoE's not really been a problem because the card is just so good
Um, I just need to draw it quicker, essentially.
Dead? Not dead! Why, puppet? Big hand!
I-I'm no puppet. There's a man I must kill.
What can you do for me?
Killing man! Take this instead!
So, a lot of each combat. Add a luminescence into your hand.
Retain. Huge.
I'll pick up a tin. Two common cards, two uncommon cards, and one rare card.
Okay, it's this.
So I basically get two mana that I can use at any point.
I mean that's cool, and I guess I can upgrade it too.
Who knows what it'll be upgraded to?
That's kinda neat.
Killing bad based.
Hmm, true.
Alright.
We want to hit up a shop at some point.
Can we hit up a shop and elites?
Four elites, no shop this way.
There's a chance we'll hit up a shop if we go.
Yeah, let's...
I think there's a chance we'll hit up a shop in one of these three.
I
That's good
And it's fine actually fuck
I love our Calcum. That's coming in so clutch. I wonder what this looks like a
graded the end of days. Okay luckily for me I managed to get a friendship bracelet
as well. Okay this is where we're gonna use this we're gonna use it if you
want to hit all of this right dude what a fucking turn what a fucking turn
Okay, so this is where shared fate comes at handy.
Minus two strength.
Retain at 23 damage.
513 doom.
There.
At the end of days.
Let's go.
Does Doom ignore shield? Holy, it does indeed.
If you apply a debuff to enemy, they take 9 damage.
Does Doom count as a debuff?
Like, if I was taking Doom every turn, would it add 9 damage?
It does.
Um, quite good.
You just include 9 damage a turn. I mean, ideally this is what I'm trying to get rid of, like all of these.
All these and then most of these are like stuff that
It was a vex of two mana now. It's true
That's true. We're worth it our cards pretty high value here. I think
All right
Lose block potion upgrade
Lose fire potion good cop upgrade common skill. Yeah, let's do that
Damn wisp is crazy here
Do I need more block? I'm kind of low on block I feel like.
I think maybe negate pulse is good. I think I have enough mana to be honest. I think it's negate pulse.
Okay, I want... can I hit up a shop?
I'm trying to hit up a shop.
Lose an attack and... ah, bigger? Hmm.
There's not really anything I want bigger with, you know. Some kind of spamming doom.
Really helped me out.
Um... Loot spot potion game 10 max HP. That's worth I think.
Shop?
Oh, I was really hoping to have a shop. Oh my god, if I draw the card they die right away.
Well, let's fucking go for it then.
There it is.
Alright, I mean sure.
I
Doom to your three doom to yourself gain energy
Dude, I really need to hit the shop, but I'm missing
Waterly by not going to the shop. Okay. I'm gonna fuck job. I'm gonna fuck job
Balanced character
Yeah, I mean
yeah what do you it is okay what do you want for me it's fucking balanced it's
freaking balanced me
yes freaking balanced as balanced in my favor bitch what do you want we shut
the fuck up this is a sick car
it's fun as fuck you stop knocking on my cards dude don't fucking tell them this
These cards are a piece.
Let's fucking tell them that.
Dude, dude, what the fuck, dude, dude, this is broken!
This is some, this is a League of Legends champion on release levels of balance, my friends.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Now I hit up the shop?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Oh wait, he's got the other deals.
Okay, strikes, don't care.
End your turn without block game through block.
Does that mean I get nine block?
Oh fuck yeah.
Ooh, game 6 pot, okay let's do...
Fake ass shot.
Hey bro, bro's got deals alright.
Honestly you're putting out deals in chat.
fake our shop hey bro bro's got deals all right I'll see you putting our deals
in chat not the way he does
there that's kind of a crap rally for me honestly all right this guy has high
damage so I need to be careful I lose it to strength is huge brave blast
very blast is kind of okay let's replace that one let's do this okay so first of
all we're probably gonna rip the you're gonna do this on him he only loses one
okay I need to rip this and this and this
I have blocked now. Did I do that by accident? I didn't mean to do that. What else to do?
Fuck, I got less blocked. I got blocked somehow. I need to not get any blocked. I'm chillin'.
Did I do that? Fuck, I'm an idiot. Okay, wait, I got... Oh, fuck, I'm gonna block
Yeah, I want that.
Oh, I just need more block now.
So now it's worth.
Okay, countdown, huge.
What's this?
Add a replay card to your hand.
So add a replay
to a card in your hand that costs an extra.
Bro, fucking run it.
Boom!
Double it up!
Boom!
Haha!
Double it up!
Double it up!
Okay, I get nine blocks for free.
That's pretty good.
What is- what the fuck is this?
fun fact about the old three pens is that it has an interesting nickname, the Joey.
On a side note, if you hear a loud kettle noise when you're out and about, it means
Hanya has lost control of her car.
Fair enough.
At the start of- what?
At the start of your turn, Dane, what the fuck is this card?
And how do I get 19 in my deck?
Look at the doom card in that.
I'm done. I did this in the wrong order. Fuck sake. Fuck, I'm an idiot. I did it in
the wrong fucking order. Fuck! I'm gonna fucking lose health. I was dumb. Six health
lost for no reason. I just don't think I need more doom cards. I think I need less cards.
I obtained two random relics, give red mask.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
I guess that was okay.
Oh, this is a great matchup for me.
This is a fucking beautiful matchup for me.
Dude, I didn't draw it.
Fuck.
Doesn't make sense.
Okay, you.
Come on.
Hmm, everyone has 11 on them.
Let's get another block just to make sure that I'm safe.
Okay, perfect.
And then when I draw it next turn, I'm gonna look so fucking cool.
Fuck I didn't draw it.
Fuck!
When I draw it right now, I'm gonna look so freaking cool.
And my chat is gonna think I'm awesome.
Let's do this just in case we get a shit card.
Oh, fuck.
I'm fucking losing it.
Yeah, I thought I saved my ass, thank you.
But I don't want to draw it, because otherwise I'm gonna be in trouble.
We will you will now you will three business days when I'm taking one damage
Now who yeah goodbye okay doom at least this card in particular dude this is so
ass I'm not playing any attacks. Fuck.
I'm more control.
But this is terrible. This is terrible. This is terrible.
This is terrible.
Okay.
I don't think it full block oh fuck I shouldn't have got that
All right, isn't Dima debuff it is
Man, sometimes you get really shit turns like this.
Oh my fucking Team U anchor.
I gotta get rid of these ships.
This Team U anchor is killing me.
123 doom I think he's dead.
Okay, more card draw.
Getting 10 block.
I think this is just good.
Just cycling cards is so broken.
Alright, this is a good elite for me to go against.
This is a very good elite for me to go against actually.
Okay
Sure
Okay, pose yeah, I think I'll do
I go car from that. I don't so I'm attacking
Oh fuck, I didn't mean to draw it.
Okay, well, I think that's fine.
That worked out.
Don't I draw anything that will help me here? Not really.
I mean, it's like 4 damage.
The double block is coming in clutch, dude.
Uh, use some 91 health.
Let's just die.
Yeah.
Dude, end of days is a fucking crazy card.
It's kind of a crab.
That's also crazy for me.
If you play an ethereal card game full block, that could be bad, could be good.
I don't have that many.
I think it's not good.
I've got a really good balance going on right now, I don't really care about losing strength,
I don't really care about the damage, all the void, let's do sounds plus.
Okay, this guy should be pretty chill.
We're act two right?
Yeah, I think so right?
I forgot bro I'm just too much busy winning sorry sorry sorry sorry that's
about how to do man
Okay, so we have four, could rip a friendship let one, two, three, one, two, three, either
Either way, I'm gonna fly all of it.
I'm not really sure if I take damage, cause he full heals me nearly.
Ooh, shoot, but my...
Hmm.
Oh
Yeah, let's make that
God
84 doom on this boy, bro is going through it
Okay, poke? I mean, sure.
Kind of fucking nuts.
okay we are we're doing some crazy shit this round boys we didn't fucking hit them
wants. Oh fuckish old. I should draw my card first. 30 damage. That's pretty chill.
I think they're both dead.
Goodbye.
ZAAAAAAAM!
Have you played a card this turn? Apply three dune to the enemy.
Brother. You gotta give me.
Xam the voices, Xam the voices.
Oh, baby. Okay.
I don't want any more fucking cards.
What a mighty scythe!
It's special made for vengeance. Does the hand need a weapon? Oh
My god, yes, where do you kill it? Okay, me cleaver. I gotta get rid of those cards man. They're killing me
So now I want to hit up as many rest sites possible. I hit up like three
Okay
I
Did these guys they do not want to get doomed bro
47 June until this guy
I put on the wrong guy, that was dumb.
It doesn't really matter, I bet, it was a bit of a misclick.
Alright, well, I'm just gonna damage for literally no reason.
What's the mink cleaver do I want to get to rest sites I can remove cards on my deck
Okay, fuck it. Let's get it so I need to remove all the shit cards
I was a bit of a shit one to be honest.
First place, I should always play that card before I play it, no I can't.
Let's just suck though, because I'm gonna...
I don't want my Max HP to go down.
I don't want to lose my Max HP.
I should have doomed him as well, because he's 38.
All right, here we go.
All right, done.
In 11 block, next-hand gain.
Okay.
Slide of flesh is removed from your deck.
End of deck.
No!
No!
Yes.
Get rid of that.
actually so bad please thank you you do me a f***ing favor oh another enemy god damn that's so unlucky
Fuck if I know, man, fucked up.
What a fucking shit turn all of that was.
I handle that horrifically.
Ah.
Alright.
I was gonna say, I've not seen End of Days.
One nine...
112 Doomfellas.
It's gonna hurt me though. It's gonna hurt me to master it.
Hmm, what much I can do here unfortunately?
Should try and do this. Here we go.
I'll do.
Only two. Oh my god.
Well, I thought it would do a bit more than that, but...
The lying on nine block of turn might have come a problem.
Nah.
Unlikely.
Unlikely.
All right, what is this?
Hmm, still tend to, still tend to reg, retain, put three cards from your discard pile into
your hand.
That's pretty good.
Let's try that.
Uh, man, I really want to hit up the shop here, but I could hit it this early,
this early.
I can still do another elite.
I heal quite a lot.
When I enter shop I heal 15 too.
But I really need to get rid of cards.
I'm sure I'll go to another place.
This gotta go, bro.
This gotta go.
My health is huge, man.
All right, I gotta lock the fuck in here, boys.
of
So, turn three.
Try to get the big boost.
I don't know if you're probably going to take anything with your damage.
Let's do this.
Dude, what is this, wasting your points?
Bro, I appreciate it, fellas.
Thanks, fellas.
Hmm.
If, probably as now, if I, um, let's do Gravian Blast.
Fellas, fellas!
Sure, I should have started this one.
I misplayed
Wait, I digamisplayed
Oh, that's awful.
Oh, that's so bad.
Do trimmers get anything from point-of-games?
Nothing at all, my friends.
Nothing at all.
Oh, that's awful.
Oh, that's awful!
What a dumb ass!
Oh, okay.
That worked out in the end.
Summon five exhaust ones from your draw pal.
Ah, yeah.
Let's show her.
Okay, that wasn't a lead.
I got three elites and a shop.
Uh...
But I kinda wanna get rid of more cards from my deck.
But I'm definitely hitting up a rest.
But I hit up a rest, hmm...
I'll definitely go and shop on one of these, I feel, like four things.
But surely, because I've already done two battles on these two, so I must hit one, but then
my only one elite, whatever a non-minion enemy dies to do, feel three HP.
Probably another rest instead of the elite, maybe.
2-5.
I really want to hit up a shot because I have so much money.
So I might do, do, elite, do, elite, do, elite, it's crazy though.
Surely not.
Or I can definitely just hit, I need to hit up a shot.
Remove card is better.
Oh my god, that's amazing.
This is the exact kind of guy you want that kind of shooting at, dude.
Okay.
Um, I should have much blocks I can, so I'm going to do this.
I see as much blocks I can, so I'm going to do this, do a block.
Oh, block.
I'll just do 10 block.
Oh damaged him block, let's be smart here.
22 damage, what if we debuff it? That's crazy man, buddy
Fuck.
Two damage?
Ah, that's fine, I live.
Okay.
Well, we've got to set up pretty nice here.
Right, now is when we've got to lock the fucking in.
Triple or block.
It's a lot too vulnerable, I don't care about that.
Let's get some more cards, okay, Strength, sure.
Two damage off, hey.
It's too nice.
Oh, why don't I start with this.
I'm rejuvenating, bro.
Straight up, God-honest, rejuvenating.
This is an elite, bro.
Oof.
Okay
Oh, I misplayed. Oh
Fuck what a huge misplay. Oh
My god
Oh, I forgot it doubles the fucking value of it.
Dead ass, dude.
Dead ass.
All right, well, that's a lot of damage to take, unfortunately.
All right, well, I'll have you rest here on additional 15 or damn I gotta stop taking
cards. All right. This guy should be easy. I say with other confidence.
I
Alright don't get so far he's gonna slime me a little bit which does suck
I'm actually going to use core and just use it with that card.
Luckily I think now Doom generation is pretty good versus his slow ass self.
203. 24 times. Not bad.
Now isn't the two strengths going to hurt?
Watch my fucking play here, boys.
Fuck.
Take six damage, okay.
That's not bad.
The vulnerable potion is actually so useless.
Right.
I'm... broadly adored to this lady.
Really, I'm too loooove.
Okay perfect this should be pretty chill. This should be pretty chill as I fucking
die. Okay let's try our best here.
You basically just want this card and everyone dies.
Yippee.
Fuck it.
She's got the boss, he's here.
Uh, we're going out in the shop because we heal when we go in the shop.
I have no potions and additional two dexterity.
I'm gonna have to get block at some point.
Not now.
But you rich.
You're right, man.
You're right.
Whenever you apply Doom Game 2 block...
Man, the Sappodas were actually kind of sucked.
There's no other good cards that I kind of want weak is kind of good
Hmm, this is kind of tough you need shroud at least I don't think I do need shroud. The problem is is that I
Am I'm getting nine block. I
Don't know how much more block. I'm gonna get every turn. I guess if I may have oblivion. I'm doing it
I'll try it. Okay. I might regret this
Venerable don't care about vulnerable. Let's get my lock
Dude the pop the worst part is is like there are a lot of things I've come on the Smith
It's probably it's probably shroud I think
I think it's Shroud, you know I'm really Shroud, but I could also get rid of more Cots.
We gotta cook.
Alright Chad, he says we gotta cook.
Alright, the guy says we gotta cook in Chad.
Oh
It's my first time no openings the test subject. Oh this guy's gonna be tough actually he kind of counters doom
20 damage off for it. Okay. I think that's fine.
Okay, okay, now I'm getting in the stage where I should go and do this any of them
I'm sure I'm sure eat this
This is like chemical levels of fuck oblivion I'm trolling
You've triple block potions? I don't know, I also have 100 health so I'm going to show
I trolled again.
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god!
This guy's not had a ton.
Hmm.
I don't need block I don't know how that card is in my hand.
once you get forced to stream. Buddy, this is my Fentanyl. This is insane. Yeah, this
What's going to get in there, bro?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was a nasty run, boys.
That was a nasty one.
Architect, you killed my parents.
You killed my friend.
You killed my...
You cannot change the past with anger.
1364 damage boys, big.
Very nicely done if I do say so myself.
Nine of them are remaining, okay.
Mostly balanced purple character.
Magnum Opus, one of the many ancients near Rugellus of the awe-inspiring world of the
architect.
She confided with a like-minded sibling, and together they created their most potent concoction.
The light. Oh, call those cards. That's nice.
The 15 damage to a 5-dissolution unique debuff in the ring. Oh, that's cool.
Sounds kind of hard to make valuable, though.
They marked a fantastic discovery, a benevolent giant who has agreed to guide us to the top
of the spire to meet his brother.
We believe his brother of his has the solution to stop the monsters we should have been pouring
out of the spire.
This would be a great accomplishment of all time.
Okay, what's this one?
Retain, if Oste is alive, he dies, and you gain block equal to double his max HP.
Oste is attacked to four additional damage.
Yo!
Ben Elephant!
The Necrobita faced off against the architect and demands the restoration of the Giant.
Appearance of humanity, she's blazing with vengeance, but it's annihilated again and again.
One of her ascents, who discovers a massive dragon, pale,
given with the same gentle presence as the giant, Beaks.
This will help you get his attention.
What is that?
Still, thirty-three damage to all enemies costs,
two ass for each ethereal card played this combat.
This combat?
What?
Oh, that's gonna be crazy.
These are like crazy combos of the other malls.
Ethereum deck sounds cool. Sounds tough though. Sounds tough.
Tough like T-U-F-F.
Oh dude, alright.
I
Called master and pick up
Here's the call brother. I'm called mouse
Hi!
Want to play a spot?
Yeah.
Alright, hop on.
Okay, let me go back and save with my big penis.
Alright, well, I hope it works.
My big penis is very large.
Does it work?
It works very well.
Alright, can we get a baby, can you babysit?
Let me get a drink real quick.
Okay, I also am sending you I'm texting you and I'm sending you some messages to text. Okay. Why are you doing that? Read them?
Oh, frick it. Freak. I guess I will frick man. I'm even I read my text messages. If not or else
Stretch chat, you're right
Yeah
Okay
What oh
Who is that?
Oh, that was probably him.
Not my Leon. Leon doesn't make such noises.
Leon is a healthy man, a healthy individual of a man.
He's a healthy individual.
Stop! Look at me! Look at me! He doesn't want to look at me. Guys, he doesn't want to
Fuckin' look at me.
He's very shy.
Oh, I got two kills.
Oh, and I get a strike!
Ooh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
I can upgrade something, I see.
He's 51, okay?
Leon Kennedy is 51 years old.
51 years old? More like 51 years hot.
I think one year's hot.
Gen X, or what?
Is he?
Is he Gen X?
Oh, there you see his real age.
He's not shy about his age.
He's proud.
He's proud of his age.
Gen X, more Gen 6.
What gives me more power all of this is 3,000.
I do not have enough.
Makes me wonder when he had time to buy a Porsche.
Listen, he is a man.
Listen, he is a man with a job and a good job at that.
I mean, you would think he earns a lot of money with all the hazardous work he's doing.
Leave his Porsche alone.
I love his Porsche.
I love his freaking Porsche, and I want a Porsche.
I want a horse because I think I want to get a horse one day in the future one day in the future I will get one in 10 years
years.
Well, now you want to?
No, only me.
Leon is married.
Did you know that?
I do know that.
I do know he's married.
I heard.
I do know you, Mary. I heard.
I heard it. I heard it to be true.
You could buy Leon's Porsche. How much is Leon's Porsche?
150k, is that how much it costs?
I'm not going to pay 250K for a fucking Porsche.
I think money grows on trees.
I do.
No, you scare me.
Mommy is paper after all, and paper grows on trees, does it not?
Oh, God, you would say something like that.
All right.
I'm ready.
You would, you would say something like that.
Where did you crack open?
We recommend that you first try singleplayer to familiarize yourself with the basics and unlock some items.
You have been warned.
Oh.
Would you like playing poison?
Huh?
You might want to do the tutorial again?
I love poison.
Well, not tutorial, but...
I'm gonna say I can explain things, but you might want the poison person.
So I think usually it's like...
I don't like getting the poison person.
I think just literally die right away.
Well...
I have to play Iron Core Lad?
Yeah
Yeah, I guess so
I don't like that of this thing just
You keep clicking and turn
I'm glad for iron mass
I mean, I'm glad it's pretty good to be honest.
I'm not one I'm glad to be honest.
Well, maybe I'll try it.
But I want to launch the field.
Of course, of course.
Mama, I don't have the same fun runs like you
because I just opened the game right now.
Well, I mean, there's lots to life.
Lots to life.
Is this a cornercoded game?
Very much so.
You're gonna buy Pete? I don't know if Pete's playing it.
I think Pete's playing Pocopia.
Oh, that's all. Hey, today you're either team Slay the Spy or your team Pocopia. You
gotta pay it.
You know it's funny because I told my chat today I was like bro my whole friends list is either
They're Pocopia or Slay the Spire.
You gotta pick a sexuality.
But what if I wanna be both?
Well, you've chosen sides of that.
They choose a side today, that's true.
You gotta, well, look,
don't go and preach chat and tell them to play.
I shot Peter Message, told him,
if he wants to join, he's a walking joint.
Don't go into his chat, don't be cringe.
Because Meow is gonna agree me at the start of the game.
Oh yeah, we'll agree you'll decide the trouble.
Meow is kinda... I mean, it's all a little...
I don't know, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you.
It's silent.
Yeah, that's who you might like.
I mean, I and Clyde, honestly, you might want to start with,
just because it's very straightforward, like you're giving.
Or maybe you'll like the silent afterwards.
afterwards sounds a little tough but you might want to play the ironclad first
Okay, it's got a lot of forgiving aspects to in that in the kit I
Can play you this guy this guy this guy this guy. I'll play my boy everybody already. Yeah
I'll play my boy
Okay, you can pick one now, no you don't need to read anything, so basically in Slay the
Spire there are a couple of things that you need to know, so first of all, if you press
D you'll pull up your deck.
You see that you have like lock and attack right?
These are kind of like the weakest cards in the game because every other card you'll get
is like these but better.
So most of the characters don't want these cards, but the ironclad is actually kind of
different.
He kind of likes having those cards.
They're not terrible.
So one thing to note is that your block disappears every turn, so if the enemy's going to do
12, you'll see when we get in.
But the thing to note is that like, what options do you have here?
Do you have Pomenda, Niau's Torment, Leafy, Poltes? Is that what you have?
I have Leg Paperweight, Booming Conch, and Leafy Poltes.
So what are the first two do?
Leg Paperweight choose one of two colorless cards to add to your deck.
Booming Conch is at the start of Elite combat draw two additional cards.
Well, that's tough
But I'm gonna have to tell you you need to wait for one second. I know wait. No ways always
Upgrade a card. I mean that's just kind of shit cuz I'm
I'm sure transform I think but I'll wait until mass
Well, luckily I think Ironclad should be pretty simple.
Frost to play with us is DMM.
I appreciate that Frost is such a fucking nice guy dude.
I'm gonna at least play one with Mouse first and then if Mouse wants to play anymore, maybe
you can hop on, but yeah, I think for now it should be easier if I just try to explain.
Okay, I'm back, sorry I had to pull my hair up.
No worries.
Okay, so actually you know what, I'm gonna pull up your string just so I can, or
Can you share streamer's screen me on discord?
Okay.
Just so I can quickly see what's going on.
Okay.
Are you also alive?
What?
For some reason I thought you were alive.
I don't know why I thought that.
Why did you think I wasn't alive?
I would know, I would know because you had awaited me.
You freaking break me.
If you want me to freaking read you?
No, no, no.
I was just saying.
Okay.
I will be soon.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'm about to pumpkin. I
Think the second one is pretty good. Elites are like stronger enemies. We're probably gonna fight a couple of them
So I would I would get that one
Second one. Yeah, oh shed chat. Let's do shed chats
Okay. Yeah, the second one drawing cards is really powerful in this game
You often want more ways to draw cards it's quite important
You can draw on the map, by the way, oh yeah, uh, oh, so on the bottom right bottom left,
you can just go like, I want to go here, oh, did you wait, wait, did you pick a thing
yet?
No.
Okay, pick them at all.
Okay, proceed.
Okay, now you see we're in a map.
And so basically, you know, it's kind of like a map
that's pretty straightforward.
So we can choose any of these ways.
And we can go here, then we can say we can go here.
Okay, that's a penis, okay.
Remove the profanities, please.
It's not my friend again.
Okay.
Okay, I'm kidding.
No, no, no, not fun.
Let me explain.
Okay, you kind of know everything is on the map
looking on the right. You know, you can see unknown, merchant. Have you ever played Say
This Fire? I have. So you kind of know some of the basics then? Yeah. Oh. But I want to
pretend like I've never played. Okay. All right. Well, I think we should fight. You
know, we should go for elite. So we get stronger stuff and level up. Okay. You're
You're crazy.
No, no, it's chill.
We can go this way.
We can find a lot of leads this way.
Whichever way you want.
Okay, here's my idea.
I think we're gonna go this way.
This way.
You see my thing?
This is what I would do.
We might change that.
The plan is not, you know.
So we'll go this way.
Okay, so we'll basically start by clicking this guy. Do I have to click it or do you click it?
Mike's on the host, I guess I click it.
Yeah, click it.
Did you click it?
Wait, I didn't change my cards. When did that happen?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What, do you have to click it?
Oh, wait, what? How does that work?
I guess we both have to click it.
Oh, shit, okay.
Who's there?
Who's that mean they're gonna attack?
Okay, so one of them's gonna debuff us you see that guy over here
He's gonna do a memory your block doesn't carry over on turns unless you get a card which says you can
Oh, they attack both of us for eight so we can't need a block for a
So I'm gonna show you have at least eight like you want to try and block it
But you see like you have a you have a card called bash and that
makes them vulnerable. So if you like hit them with that, that makes them a double
vulnerable. So you could put that on one of them, for example. It's like a little
bit of damage, but it's okay to take damage as the ironclad a little bit
because you get six back after every battle. So I hit him and you can see what
vulnerable does. 50% more damage for two turns. But I would block at least one
here yeah okay okay but you see like I have less help than you already why she's
my character why you say so many numbers sir all right so that's my
pin code. Do you think you can click end to him?
I'm fine.
Alright, so.
Uh, okay, so I can hit this guy.
I can. I'm just going to start fucking doing Dicco, but don't worry about me.
She's one Dicco mojo.
Okay, so that guy's pretty low already. So you could, you could finish him off, I think, with, uh,
I think two strikes, finish him off.
Nice.
Oh wait, one thing.
One strike, and then hold up.
That guy then collapses, so then you can hit him again.
Okay, but he gains strength now, so we gotta be careful.
So he's gonna do some damage.
That's okay, we'll get his ass.
You can block for a teammate with certain ulti by cards.
That's so sick.
Okay, he's gonna do it again.
Um
That's 14
Man
Wait, you you are frail so I am pretty frail I would probably bash and then defend is what I would do
Yeah, I put a bash and defend just to
And then I'll try help now by doing some more damage here with my last one. I'll take two damage
I
Should fully explain how my character works at some point
Yeah
He's he's kind of a guy. There's a weird rock man. He's kind of the girl people agree that he's the girl. I
Got it. Oh nice
So you can yeah, you want to get all those wolf click them all
Okay, so
Rampage, deal 9 card, increase this card's damage by 5 this combat. So every time you use it, it gets 5 more. It's not bad.
Iron Wave, gain 5 block, deal 5 damage. Really solid card.
Wait, I like this one.
Iron Wave?
Yeah.
That's always solid. That's a great card to take, starting.
Okay.
Gain 6 boss, transform all status cards in your hand into fuel.
Coolheaded, coolheaded's just kind of broken.
focus strike is always really good so i'm reading um
he's reading
crack core you can pull this
okay all right now i have to go here okay
we don't have to if you don't want to
What is that thing?
Okay
So again, I would probably make sure you're putting down like that turn
I probably would have blocked to and hit it for long just cuz you don't need to take six there, you know
Well, I just help us a lot you might have saved us with that. I don't know. We'll see it's hard to say
I like that thing. Yeah, I don't like that thing either
So make sure you
two defends i would do two defends
we can kill this guy pretty easily i think
because like right now he's not gonna do anything
yeah
he's a fucking dummy
uh... yeah actually i think your normal structure will be better here
he's not gonna attack you
No, so do you remember how it works right when you play a cottage, it goes into a discard pile unless it's as exhaust?
But he's not gonna hit you this turn, so that one extra damage on the strikes is pretty good.
Yeah.
So it goes into a discard pile, you can see that in the bottom right?
That's so many cards in your discard pile, that's so many cards in your draw pile over here.
So we can just kill this guy now.
Oh, hello.
All right.
I don't I want things are so good.
Swipping beans good to them.
Our cars apply both to you and use
both remain for a duration of same time.
OK.
Oh,
all of these are really good.
Okay, let's have a look, um, so, um, Forgotten Ritual, it's kind of a hard card to play because
exhaust is a funny mechanic that a lot, there's a lot of cards in his deck that let you get
rid of a card permanently.
That's to remove it from the draw pile, you know, like you're saying, I want this
gone.
It's kind of hard to do it.
It's a good card, but you don't have any exhaust right now, so I wouldn't get
it.
Sure is pretty good whenever you get hit you rest again one strength
That means that every attack you do does plus one damage, and that's a permanent buff
So it's not bad and okay. That's pretty good to the third one's also good as well
You had pretty good options there. We're gonna click here
Hi, all right. Oh, I haven't seen this one something treasury
I
Athletes you into particularly submerged vault. There are two chests
But only one brittle key the first chest shaking it you get a jingle jangly noise bit of gold
second chest enormous ornate and clearly cursed lots of cold
But if you see it
You get a greed card read which I don't think you can get rid of Chad if I'm not mistaken
I think you're you're stuck with it first card
Yeah getting a cursed card is pretty bad
I don't want that, I'll use the paper for sure.
But 300 golds a lot too, but then that's a pretty rough.
You're greedy.
Yeah, I'll go for the top one.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Okay, this is really quite important.
Basically, you can, so if you click your card, your decks,
like D, you'll click up here.
So you can see some cards have attack, some have skill,
and one has power.
So basically, they're all different together,
three types of cards.
This one says you can make an attack, have two more attack,
you can make a skill, have two more block,
or you can make a power card, draw two cards.
So, I think for you, the bottom one is probably the play, to be honest.
Really?
Hmm.
Just drawing two cards and a one cost card is pretty good.
Hmm.
Because we're probably going to get rid of the, or you can get the more block if you
want.
I wouldn't get more attack because you're going to get loads more attack.
I'm between the block and the
Raw I think
I think for me. Mm-hmm. Whatever you feel like
I feel like whatever you feel I do other other drutty wait up to do that. Okay. That's exciting
I don't want to try it.
OK, you got a lot of health, so you're going to click, oh, a smith, you're going to want
to do smith.
Oh, that's cool.
You can heal someone else for 30%.
This basically lets you upgrade a card.
You can click on a card once, so you can click it to see what the upgrade is.
I would recommend upgrading either rupture or iron wave.
Um
Like both of those are solid. What was that noise?
I'm sorry, I'm pumpkining now. Are you a pump? Are you freaking pumpkin? You don't pumpkin mode?
Yeah, it's happening. I'm gonna have to read you. All right, okay?
All right, right away
right away right away right away what the fuck what is this little shrimp thing i don't
worry about him he's chill nice guy's chills fuck boom whoa that animation is sick damn i really
drew zero of my blocks bitch that is crazy i should have started with that
Oh
This is why I'm I'm like you to play with my people I should I should know
No, I should have waited I should have known you would have brought that card
You should have known so now I know you would probably draw that card
Okay, that's what that's why it's gonna play with other people
Oh, do you want pro tip?
Wait.
Hold on, do roccia and then two defends.
Okay, and then...
Oh shit.
Oh wait, I'm wave, I'm wave.
Ugh!
So I'm gonna defend.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Okay, go to, uh, settings.
Settings.
Yeah.
And then the screen shake.
I just put it on non
That's better I think so then every time there's an animation squeeze a fucking shake
I'm kind of blocking
What I'm blocking you I'm trying to figure out how I can not block it. Where should I go?
Oh my my webcam is blocking a character.
I think we can kill it if you have enough damage.
How much damage do you have?
Six?
Yeah, we can kill it.
I can kill it, I guess.
Okay.
Oh
Like that is why he's into a string. I think
Hmm
Blind Barriers always good grapples also really good
I'll let you choose next time
I
Gonna block some enemies now, no, I don't forget that's not my thing
That's not my thing. Oh
We get to pick a relic each
Which one do you want all you pay this is so cool, that's so fun that you pick like this
We
I don't like
Maybe tab out, tab back in.
Oh, look at Tib, on here, but I can't get her off.
Is it me or is the region really weak compared to others?
Dude, the region is the most broken.
What are you talking about?
Which one do you want?
I'll let you pick. I'm happy with that.
I'm sure you want this one.
Which one?
I want this one.
I'll take that one. That one's good.
You can hit you heal a ton.
Oh, that's so cool. We grab it.
cute I like flour oh hell yeah okay I think okay yeah you should definitely
take them off nag yeah that one was for me too I'm gonna play a bunch of
powers. What if you play a power role on cards? That's crazy.
Oh, do you want to upgrade to random cards? Or do you want to
remove a card?
Oh, great.
Okay.
I'm gonna remove.
Are you crazy?
Wait, why?
Okay, let's start first at Lee. This is where your thing's gonna come in handy that little thing that you've got
You should draw a fuck ton of cards. Okay, so this guy's got a weird mechanic if we start playing stuff
He's got he's got a thing called a hardened shell down here where he can only lose 44 health a turn
It's kind of bullshit. He's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah
Yeah, and he's gonna debuff us and he's gonna do nine damage stars, so
So what I would recommend is bash and then defend plus is probably a good idea if you
have bash.
But I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking.
Alright well I'll let you do it then I'll let you do it.
You can just tell me what you have next time we can discuss you know.
And then okay that's good and then I can channel frost.
I can apply two weak to him as well.
And I have a potion that gives me seven bleeding.
oh that's very good but I don't think you need it right now actually it's pretty
weak so I'm plating does like I'll give you seven then the next turn it will
give you six then next turn it will give you a block
something in shit look okay you got a flame barrier iron wave rope shirt and
too straight. Flame Barrier plus I... Flame Barrier plus Blotcher is good. You block all
the damage. Definitely you go to Flame Barrier, right? So you block all the damage and then
Ropture gets rid of the power card. It plays it permanently so you don't have to worry
about drawing it again. That's nice. And then you're covered, you know? And then
when he hits you he's gonna take four damage but i need a block for 12 so i'm going to
okay so the way my character works i got like these three orbs you can see them
yeah three awkward i have to kind of like use these different types of orbs and get them
in the right slot to activate them it's kind of shit wow i got really bad hands sorry
uh that bash goes crazy bash and strike he's not gonna hit you
I don't like it.
I'm an awful turn for me.
OK, it's half out.
There we go.
That's good. Yeah.
So I have you can see the three different types of orbs I have.
I've got electrical that does the three damage randomly.
Oh, you can read them.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, you mean when they're in the most right slot,
if they get like pushed out or evoked,
They do the evocability, which she can read what it does. It's quite nice.
It damaged run only 25 damage.
Oh, I can reach it.
25 block.
Uh-oh.
Weakened him.
He's only gonna do 12 now.
So your Flame Barrier plus a Stripe should cover you.
Mmmmm.
And then I think I can get him real low.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, I got him to very low.
So I took a bit of damage there to do that,
but he should be within one shot range now.
Alright, bash, bash and strike him.
Let's fucking kill him.
Nicely done.
Nicely done!
Anchor.
Oh, anchor's so good, I love anchor.
Yes, Pyre is good.
Pyre 1.
Okay.
Now, here?
It's a little bit.
We could either do these two random things, or we could go in here and upgrade a card.
You could upgrade that Pyre card, it'd be quite strong.
Or we can go.
Which one do you want to go?
I'm happy to get whichever. Both are quite good for me.
We don't.
Wait, if we go the other way, we can upgrade twice.
Uhhhh...
Yeah, yeah, we would be able to upgrade two cards, but we would miss out on one of these two things, though.
Oh, you don't want to miss out on that.
I don't know. I mean, there could be enemies.
There could be anything.
I want to...
I want to be spontaneous okay let's do the question right okay hold up so um eight
and six okay I could do this damn it oh shit yeah I got a little bit of steam
So these guys will revive each other after they're down it's kind of annoying
Yeah, so I would
Wait, so wouldn't be better you want to try and kill them all roughly at the same time
So I would like yeah
It doesn't have to be the exact same turn
But it's better to like that guy on the the left out. Let's get him first
This one? Yeah. Okay. Let's get him.
Mouse, just communicate with them. Your brother is someone's friend.
Okay, I go faster than light. What a chill, man. That was pretty, pretty spot on.
I didn't kill one of them
Well, I can apply week though wait, okay, wait if I where we can kill two I think yeah, if I kill
You can I fuck up
Oh, I think I fucked up here. Oh, I think I miscounted
You can iron wave the guy on the left
And that will give you blocks that you need.
Yeah.
And then you could probably defend.
Defend the loss or defend you think?
Defend the loss.
Yeah.
That way you don't lose as much health.
I'm not losing a lot here.
Oh, we would have killed that too well.
Damn, I should have believed in the gamma.
I'm sorry, I know fall
You Joey
Camera top right Boston's camera come on this camera is the worst
Rampage boss, aren't we plus under clap plus
You'll send them in and play one vulnerable to all enemies.
Um...
Wait.
These two are so good.
They're so nice.
Up to you, I mean...
I like Thunder Clap.
You like Thunder Clap? That's a nice card.
Vulnerable's good too.
Yeah.
Vulnerable is good.
We're pretty strong.
Not a dammit.
Oh, I haven't seen this enemy yet.
What is this friggin' butthole monster?
I spoke in the whole monster.
Hmm.
Yeah, that anchor is so nice.
Okay.
He's gonna summon something next to her, that says.
Oh no.
I can apply wheat to him.
You can hit him with a bash, maybe?
Hit him with a bash. Yeah bash
What the
What
Okay
Oh, he's pulling that thing that's gonna blow
That's true, but no.
It could just block, to be honest.
You could block two and rupture or rupture them.
Yeah, I would block two and rupture.
What the fuck?
He smung all over my fucking cards.
Oh, fuck, here to you.
I just thunder fucking clap his ass
Dude, he smugged all over me. This guy fucking blows
I'm gonna blow up
Okay
It's all right. You're like you'll get full health. It is okay now. We got to kill this guy
bash his ass bash his ass
You better not say hear me out about that blow on my suit bash him bash him
Oh, he's almost dead.
Yay!
Yeah!
Good job.
Oh, charge battery, my beloved.
Some strike.
Oh, in front of Blade.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I'm afraid I'll play this to him.
Um, Vicious is pretty good whenever you apply vulnerable for one card.
Oh shit.
Cause you got two cards that you vulnerable.
I'm gonna set up a strength.
Sounds like one, two.
Uh, actually they're all pretty good.
So whatever you want.
All right, here's some vaccine.
No, you come back, see me.
You're smarter than me.
I'll go immediately for this.
Cause I'd be like, nine damage.
What?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I was a good, uh.
Yeah vicious is good because you know you have vulnerable
Because sometimes you get a bad hand you need to try and find other cards
It's good to have
All right, you're smart man early time
These guys the worst
Oh, dope.
There's a lot of health.
This is where, if you get the vulnerable card, it's huge.
Honestly, what I would do here, I would put the pyre down.
Okay, what potions do you have again?
I have all this potion, part of iron, and strength potion.
Yeah, I would play the pyre, and I would put the plating on you.
Thanks for...
fire well you actually you might not even need it yeah you should defend you should defend
yeah okay let me do my turn now
um
there's bozo over here there's bozo
yeah the game blocks the first time you hit them any turn come on
Oh
So now you get extra energy every turn which is huge
I get this too
Wait under clapping vicious. Yeah, do something to clap from the clap first. Oh wait
I told me that's all right. It's good
Okay, three blocks. You're kidding. And then I would use the defend and then strike strike
anything. It doesn't really matter.
Yeah, it was the wrong order, unfortunately.
Yeah, too bad.
We learned, dude.
Eww!
Yeah, they're getting stronger now, so we have to kind of kill them quicker.
Don't worry, you'll heal. You heal like, hey, every turn.
Eww!
Us in
What's up?
Lane barrier is huge
And then I'm waved definitely
Does that give you enough block? Yeah, it gives you enough block. Yeah, it seems to give you enough block
Me on the other hand?
Oh no.
Oh, I can give you my potions?
I didn't realize that.
That's kind of cool.
Oh.
Good.
I don't think it's a good mouse's hand.
I'm sharing my screen, Tim.
Yeah.
Oh, did you already end?
No, I didn't.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I was like, I can read this.
I just wanted to know why someone thought they had to do that.
Oh, and then in...
No, I know, but I have to take a break.
I have to step away for like 15-20 minutes.
Sure.
Okay.
Machine learning!
Are you AI?
I am.
I am AI!
Oh no, you're...
You're...
I have AI. Oh, no, you're you should take a rupture and defend a rupture first you get
Okay, like thunder clap on the clap and the two blocks is what I would do
I mean, I bro calculating odds of victory zero
What you got I'm way
Why would you what what what the heck play normal?
Why we got I'm way
I'm so sorry I told you I'm fucking plump getting
I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm just fucking with you
Oh I'm getting
Oh
We're gonna kill something bro
Okay, wait don't hit
Okay
We can all right, we can we kill this guy we're not to kill this guy
You would have killed, yeah, you should do flame strike for flame barrier for sure and
then you can finish off that middle one with iron wave and strike I think.
And that will help me out.
I'm kind of a tight spot.
Okay, thank you so much.
My goat.
Oh, okay.
Fourteen.
Okay.
I'm still gonna take a lot of damage here.
Four damage.
Oof.
Oh my god, are you gonna be okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
Yeah, check this out.
Wait, don't have to collect.
Okay.
Okay
Are
You've a you've done the clock in yeah, it's not from the captain. I think we can kill
And then bash this guy
And then I think I can finish him off
off. Wait. Maybe we can kill this guy, but I can at least weaken him. We have one strike,
yeah? I do 15 damage to him. Might not be enough. Maybe you have outlining just 6 damage
to each enemy. I probably shouldn't go for it. You probably should just defend plus,
plus here
yeah I'll just do this. I don't have to be greedy okay now we can kill him.
Sand it.
Time to kill. Kill his ass.
Why?
Hit a killing wall. Nice!
Yay
21 damage to all enemies at the server turn place from exhaust pile
You'll eat the damage at a copy list and card into your discard pile
Zero
Zero zero is good. The only worry about that card is that it sometimes your bogs your entire
It's good though. It's good though. You can take it though
They're all they're all okay, but the middle one requires you to exhaust it which is a bit of a complicated
Mechanic to pull out. Well, maybe anger plus anger plus is pretty good. I think
up to you though, up to you.
well I will at least heal for how much?
I'll heal mine. I'm just going in here. That'll be fine with the boss.
Let's upgrade.
What if I need some cheaper?
What's up?
Sorry about that.
What's up? How's it going?
Great.
Great.
Would you go full anger? Oh never a bad one
Buddy what?
You gotta heal
Yeah, I do I do I do I mean you bring you mean I'm kidding
I could do me too. Well, what caused you y'all you do you have anything you need to upgrade?
wait you gotta upgrade that uh the pyre you gotta upgrade that you have to
upgrade that that'd be so big yeah you can do pyre do that I'll rest up okay
will I rest up yes I guess I will rest up rest on board
all right let's fight the boss this guy's a bitch we gotta kill him kind of
fast he's kind of annoying so wait hold up so here's a good thing about this guy
he's not gonna do anything for three turns if we don't break his armor so
what you can do is you just want to play all your buffing cards so like pyre
plus rupture it's basically like giving you a fair like start to get ready
I'm gonna hit him once but it's not gonna wake him up
don't worry about me hitting him. I'm basically like gearing up that's what I'm doing. He's
also weak right now. What do you do? It's like vicious you would play. And I'm gonna
do nothing. Basically like this will go for like the rest of the battle right? Yeah power
is a permanent thing and it will go above under your name you should see it so when you play it
you know you can see underneath your name like if you hover on the icons beneath your health
oh yeah you can see it now so now you've got pretty much like most of your buffs ready to go
so we just she's gonna wake up in one turn again we're just gonna chill we're gonna get
ready i don't know if there's any more cards in your deck basically like a full cycle
which is good because i need to draw this one card specifically
I don't know.
Uh, Entern?
Just, just, there's nothing to do.
You see, he, uh, the health it's got, it's kind of scary.
There's gonna be a seat for one more turn.
So again, just kind of get ready.
Uh, you could do bash
and thunder clap.
I don't think that should wake it up.
Yeah, that should be fine and thunder clap. So now it has three vulnerable?
Okay, then don't press anything else. Don't do anything else.
Okay. Now it has three vulnerable, which is good, which means you're covered.
Alright. Now the fun starts. My fun I'm in torture. This fucking thing sucks.
Yeah, it's pretty gross I'm just gonna use all my fucking
I would use plating if you're concerned yeah I would do plating and I won the
strength potion definitely so plating you can put yourself and then strength you
can definitely I would use the strength one too yeah
thank you so much for the raid I hope you're a great stream thank you Oz flame
barrier double strike and defend plots you should be good then that should
cover you completely
Yeah, this guy's pretty strong.
We can easily get overrun because what he's going to do is he's going to attack I think
three times and then he does the same way he nerfs and buffs himself.
It's horrible.
Oh god.
Nope.
Yeah, I can weaken him good to start getting those angers down spamming them
We can weaken him which will help us
Oh, that buff is fucking wasted
He's even gonna do 12 damage so make sure to get all your damages down
Yeah, there's no harm in doing it. Yeah, like if you have cards like that, you should
be able to play it. Yeah, because he's not easy. He's already
awake, right? It's not worried about him. Yeah.
Whoa, it's like a child on glass. What is glass? It deals damage to all enemies.
You see what?
And I see another ball.
Oh, shit. I should have let you use it from the clock first. Sorry.
No, no.
OK, I got a big one. Check this out.
Boom, boom.
Boom.
dude you have five mana that's so nice you've permanently five mana
yeah it's so I'm like here like what do I do now
the glass is cracked I'm excited I've not seen this before this is new
I've got something called a glass wall but this isn't inside the spiral long so
okay it's gonna do the most annoying thing so you don't need to worry about
about block this turn it's just about hitting the fuck out of it so hit it
with the bash first and send it everything
Okay, he's gonna debuff us so he's gonna keep doing this every time
It's kind of like a race now, we kind of got a like,
so you see now, you have less strength
or extra strength, your shield would give you less now.
So he's gonna keep doing that eventually.
Oh, God.
So we kind of like a bit of a fight to beat him to it.
Anger's always good, thunder clap's always good.
Iron Wave's always good.
You should, I mean, you play, oh wait,
you're playing barrier.
Nice, play that.
So you wanna play a flame barrier
Yeah, you're gonna get 15 block, you're good.
Cool.
Nice turn for you.
Fuck this guy.
Whoa, lady.
Got a big head on it.
She's a matriarch.
It's a woman, Connor.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck it, I'll take damage.
Oh, no.
What?
Nothing.
47. We should be able to kill it.
I think if you draw a bunch of attacks, you can just fucking send it.
Oh, yeah.
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
Nicely done!
What the player channels the password?
What?
Another player should what I can give you plasma
I don't think you need plasma do you you don't really have a lot of draw
Hey plasma right now
Oh, you're some old you got some great thoughts to you
Do you?
Barricade is very good, yes, generally a very very good card because your block is just like permanent
She needs plasma. I don't think you need plasma there. Do you like that's I'm I'm the one dying
Channel to dog
Okay, so you don't need it in the game, right?
hmm it evokes it there I can just keep giving you plasma damn that's kind of
crazy so if you have draw I can just help you um I'm gonna go multicast that
sorry I think we need damage I need damage
Oh, stop it. Don't stop it.
Oh, this is new. Wait, I've never been to this guy.
Yo! Who's the dove?
Dwarf.
Where did I put- oh, come to see my collection!
Take anything from that pile over there. Put it to good use!
Hmm. Elite's dropping a dishmerelec when defeated.
Bias cognition they remove that shit. That's like one of those cards now
This NPC is British 100 I would not play the dusty term on yours
Meaning black star hey you think we're gonna fucking kill them, bro
I
Want to believe we would fucking run it
Empty cage is always good to you if you want to remove basic cards
I believe we're gonna kill
Man empty. Sorry. I'm looking at my now. Um
Hmm, I'm gonna remove my basic strikes trap
Okay, um
We got a lot of money so we could hit up a shop where the where the elites
you choose a route we should hit up a shop
we need to maximize elites there's only one way we can go we might not get a
shop for a very long time but that's okay it's not okay really but it's
That's fine. We might get one.
Okay, wait.
Uh, okay.
Well, I have this, so I'll help us out.
Whoa.
Zoom.
Run.
Uh...
What's that?
you can count the damage right 8 plus 3 equals 11 so you can do another strike
you throw another debendah you have so much mana
the lower quality defend the disrespect I respected
The lock is not removed at the start of your turn, they're okay.
Barricade is huge, um, obviously the only issue is that, um, you can't play anything else.
Which is fine, but you know, it means you might get hit when you don't really need
to.
Like, so I would honestly not play it.
I think Defend is good.
Like, Defend Thunderclap, Popcho or something.
Oh, rupture first to see what you draw.
Oh, oh, don't play the pirate's bay.
You gotta play the Phantom Thunder Club.
Under its bay.
Can you count? Yeah, I can freaking count.
Wait, I took damage? What the fuck? I thought I counted.
Oh
So i'm not doing a whole lot
What?
I haven't been really doing a whole lot here. Oh you went for the vulnerable? Oh crap. Well, I shouldn't have done much choice
Oh fuck i'm still dumb. That's right. If you're all scared, I think a lot of damage you could use a potion to see what card you get
Oh that's true
I prolonged ultimate defend.
Ultimate defend is nice.
Oh look, rally, all players getting 12 block.
Yeah, fuck it, do that.
I've laid 0 this turn.
I've played vicious as well, I've played that.
You're still streaming? Let's go, bro.
Yeah, I'm fucking locked in. Addicted.
Slightly addicted.
I'm waging off the lock.
Yeah, I'm wrong.
You found a clock?
I do.
Alright, send it.
Yeah, it's on the clock, flamboyant.
Oh, actually, you didn't even do that.
Oh, fuck it, Philip, bro.
Get his ass!
And...
I'm not sure you didn't want to do that, uh...
Oh, fuck it, kill it, bro.
Get his ass!
Yo, he's too hell. We kill him next time. We kill him next time.
Yeah, we're playing well.
Energy pulsing.
This card each turn draw two.
That's pretty sad.
That's nice.
Charge battery is such a good...
There's so much block cards there.
Body slam plus.
That's huge with your card, with your barricade.
Because now all you want to do is just build a block
and then you just hit them in the body slam
and you can hit them for like a hundred.
It's crazy.
That's insane.
You know I
Mean you're not too sleepy
We have the radio
You don't have to that wasn't me telling you that you should do that I was asking oh
No commerce forcing me to read. Oh my god. No, please people fucking crazy
He's forcing me guys force me to get off stream right now
I'm gonna go back home and see if I have my chat.
Guys he's forcing me!
That freaked me.
I can't believe Connor.
This is fun.
Is there anything that's bad about this?
Well I can see all the relics.
The thing that's bad about it is that we can't see Mouse's hand in game.
Like would you be nice for like to have a way to like click and be like, oh, that's weird. Okay, cool
You know like that's my personal wish
All right
We get at least an eating today, bro. I mean, you have a little tubs. Oh, bro. I like 15 meals today
Oh my gosh, the mod is will fix it
Yeah.
Monkey?
What's up?
Hear me monkey?
Yeah.
I would barricade, body slam the little guy.
That's what I would say.
That's me.
Hold on, I'm gonna make you...
Oh, okay.
I have to go AFK soon.
Sure.
For like 15, 20 minutes.
Okay.
Is that okay?
100%.
Okay, I'm just making sure.
100%.
100%.
100%.
100%.
100%.
100%.
Oh.
I would barricade and then use your body slam on the little guy, my personal.
Just cause the barricade, it's good to start getting it.
Hey, which one?
Well, it'll do a lot of health fun, thanks.
Maybe we can get him out first.
getting out first. These stunnats are fully blocked in. But now we just want to fucking
get this little guy bro. Well you should uh, you should pire and thunder clap. I can fuck
this guy up. I don't think I can fly this guy. I think I can't. I think I can't. They
look like little... Oh, get blocked. Oh. Shit. God is that. If you fully block this
guy he gets stunned that's kind of easy to fucking yeah he's kind of down down
like that
I
Okay
I think I have to get something over back sure sure
Dude, I wish it let me take over.
I'll fucking do it.
I'll play it.
So we're gonna put your deck so far.
The annoying part is that I went pretty bad out of the eye and got multicast.
It's okay.
But multicast does go well with Kojima Eye if, you know, this match goes on long enough.
Yeah, I just fucking play four accounts at once.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Charge battery is one of my favorites for my all-time favorite cards.
This compact card seems insane in certain situations.
I'm down just to take it, just for that one fight where it becomes useful.
Unfortunately, I'm not against the boss to put anything in my hand.
but it's up to four dude it must be so careful with four players
but then if someone's playing ironclad it's just always like hey ironclad go first can you do the thing where you
vulnerable it you know so we can all play the game
he's finally playing bro he's gonna love it
hmm
vulnerable please every turn
yeah that's pretty much what's gonna be I mean you kind of have to also weak
are weak. Someone needs to do it. Someone needs to debuff. Like, theoretically, that's the fun part,
I guess, about the two players that, you know, if you could all just get specified roles. If you get
the correct build. Like, is Mouse got the one that, like, there's a card that gave 10, 12
block to everyone or take the damage? Like, that would be crazy. If Mouse couldn't get that
That card too? I mean that would be nuts.
Yeah, debuffer, tank and then big hitter. Yeah I mean, that's really cool.
That's really cool. The shenanigans seem like they go wild.
I mean if you have a defect or region, I mean you just kind of let them go.
Fun.
Hydration? I just shrugged this. My thorough has been killing me all day today. But you
know what we run it.
Fucking what? We can have a quit.
What are you doing?
I was actually writing the relics.
MMMM that's your pee.
What's that?
Not sorry.
What's that?
Oh.
What?
D-version.
Oh.
Uhm.
You can show.
I'm shell.
Oh.
There you go.
You do want to block all day.
You do want to block all day.
Uh oh.
That's alright.
I'm gonna block it's is gonna be stunned so we can just fucking hit this guy in the fucking face
Great thundergobbing use both
Thanks dandy vtuber for rating appreciate it
I
Got his ass
What do you think what do you think's the best card for you I
Want the storm about no stone armor the best one there for sure
Cause that gives you plating, plating is kinda busted.
Wraping.
Okay.
Hmm, which one do you want? I'll let you pick.
Ah, which one do you want?
I'll take the...
Vinnie
Get out of here. I'll take them
Get out of here
You're pretty damn fucking ticket
Come on out of here fucking
I hope we won't get a shot in these three that'd be nice
Stop this stop this laughing
We do
We read a sharp pain is felt atop your head and a thought stabs you in your mind
Share knowledge you aren't sure how to proceed
What do you want to five random cars to add to your deck?
Who want to lose 5 HP?
I mean, it could stand to lose 5 HP.
Random card.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Oh, you got stone armor again.
I know.
I would definitely take stone armor.
I would definitely play flamethrower because you got
Wait, wait, wait, stone armor and armaments
Stone armor and armaments
Those two are the best
Yeah, that one's crazy
When you upgrade that, it's actually busted
I can pick two, I thought I could only pick one
Oh, one? Oh, um...
I would say armaments, then
Armaments is really busted
Label guested
They call that the RFK
Ha ha ha!
Damn!
I would do higher and then because now I can weaken it, which I think will help us.
Oh fuck, he's got artifact.
Okay.
I would do armaments, just upgrade your defense.
Like that, yeah
That car when you're great, yeah, yeah fucking body slam, bro. Let's go
Look you chomper
Your fucking zap
Your artifact is a buff they have the gate 60 boss
Yeah
Oh
I'm gonna fucking dick them out over here.
Um, definitely stone armor, you want to make sure you get that down.
Yeah, I'm chilling.
Screeching on this.
Yeah, fucking Screeching.
Hmm.
Oh, you can sweep her.
Wow.
Well, you're a barricade.
Nice.
And do.
Well, I would still play it.
It's still worth.
Why?
Yeah, I would still play it.
It's okay.
Yeah, I think it's still worth.
Yeah, and then just you iron wave to get some block
You're the boss bro. Why is it to you?
You're the boss, you're the boss. Do you know what it says? It's up to you, man. You're the boss, man.
Oh
Yo, let's fucking go do these cars are sick
Literally
What's up
Well some of the summer summer's great I bet there'll be a spark man turn it wrong
Whatever you play a pouch in a one lightning
Oh my god.
Dude.
You gonna take some damage?
Fuck you baby.
Yeah this guy is fucking annoying.
Is that gonna happen a little bit?
Next time.
Oh yeah.
Okay they should be close to dying.
Yeah, I yeah, hang on I can finish off
Yeah, he's gonna be there next time
I'm here like fucking casting all my shit, and you're like I punch
I
Don't know what's when I get um just a body slam again probably
Hmm
You should okay. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm taking this one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because this one's way better on you.
Get out of here!
Scram!
This one right here.
I'm dodgy.
to pick your dead gecko get the fucking gecko at it
what's wrong why are you handing your hand to me bro or bros
bros touch hands
i'm touching your blood riddled hands i'm a robot
hey why don't you just clank your hand anyway
touch that damn fucking gecko
Yeah
Rolls-a-tent way whenever you use a potion in three string this turn. Oh, that's very very good for you
But unfortunately I lost the turn there's a downside I'm ready for a lead central after this
This is why they're on here.
Stop it!
Cease!
Cease!
Get my hand out of here.
I don't like it.
Take the fucking pan.
Hey, hey, get off!
Get off!
See you!
Get out of here!
This one.
this one right now you play three attacks and a single turn game four blocks
that's very good for you if like body slam counts as an attack you done you
done you done are you done
I'll rip that hand right off, buff.
Yeah, I figured you wouldn't like this guy.
I'm gonna pire.
Yeah, pire's fine.
Take a bit of damage early on to secure stability.
Um, yeah, wait, hold on before you anger
No, I think you're right. I think I'm is the correct flag. So I was reading
Anger than stone armor then bodyslam I do
There's more wait, wait, you can do the bottom to clap
No, I would you stone armor bodyslam
Yeah
Now you got armor back
Fuck I think so much damage that's another creative area
Come on.
Oh wow, that's, yeah, I got a rough draw too, I think you did as well.
Pretty rough, bro.
So, uh, when you go kill one of them, the other one will regenerate after a while.
So we want to kill, yeah, we want to, yeah, it's kind of lame.
Yeah, these guys are gonna fucking suck, not gonna lie.
So much damage. Oh
And they gain strength. Oh, dude, this guy's shocked
Another creative AI what the fuck
I don't know what to do with it.
Um.
Yeah, I'm a part of the people here as well that do so much damage.
I'm kind of unable to get something down here.
Oh shit, my soul.
Ten-six.
Oh my god, they can do it all.
hit this guy if you're gonna take a lot of damage right? I can see two blocks.
Why do they play that card? Let's damage them.
A lot of damage. We're all about the same health though.
I am scaling I am speeding up here it's annoying taking a little while
Wow.
What's up?
I'm gonna play barricade because I'm gonna eat.
Glass, yeah, glass is the new one.
Yeah, just try and block as much as you can.
You got potions as well, don't forget.
It's true.
Honestly, I might use...
I would use...
I would use the catalyst card first.
Yeah.
Fuck, you have no way.
You could...
I'll put an attack pile.
secret weapons and we get one.
Revert.
You think so?
Yeah.
I'm gonna hit something with it.
What do you get?
What do you get?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Body slam?
Yes, huh?
Yeah.
You can do two body slams.
I'm fucking hit a little guy.
Alright, you should survive this then you have power.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, energy you can kill the middle one.
Play both strikes on the middle one, you'll kill it.
So I should have.
with strikes. Okay nice. Oh and you're the fan. Nice. You fully block this thing. Only
a one off. No you fully block it. Nice. 22. Alright. Good job. Come on. Yeah the turns
Let's get a lot more complicated, y'all.
That's huge.
So that will regenerate in a turn.
Oh, no.
Fuck, I got nothing.
What do regenerates?
Is it a regenerator full?
No, like slight half.
OK.
Um, I probably just get the one on the left first,
if we can.
Yeah, I would give it a 1 on the left if we can.
Not the right one?
Okay.
Yeah, cause the left one is double damage right now.
I don't know if we can give it enough.
I definitely iron wave and defend
Don't think how you can fucking deal with this thing fucking sparring powers. It's all I'm doing with teams
Okay
Fine this is fine
Oh god, do something to clap?
I'ma try and pull some bullshit off here.
Okay, you got Angers, okay, ummm.
Okay, what are you doing here, Sam?
Okay.
I'll let you die though.
I'll come back to buff on you.
I don't need this.
What?
I wish I could play this card on you.
Okay, my glass will kill those.
We'll kill that one.
So I'm trying to figure out how far it can help you not die here.
We have a defense.
Wait, maybe we can kill this one.
This guy, one of these guys.
I think we can kill one of them.
Okay.
You can see, wait, four damage.
I don't want to use it, I'm so dumb.
You can kill one of the owners, you can't.
I would just defend and do as many strikes as you can, up between them.
Sorry, I can't troll. I could have helped you out a lot more.
It's okay.
Oh, nice. The fan gave you block too. Don't forget about that.
Come on. I'm scared.
Okay. Nice.
He was good.
Yay!
A little dicey? A little dicey, that one?
I got something that's so shit, but would have been so good for you
Yeah, I need there's a good I think middle or third one. Yeah, nice
This kid cuz I have
One side I'm thinking.
Oh yeah, I can use overclock. That's right.
Um, we should hit up the rest point.
Okay.
You should rest a half.
I'm having a dream.
Oh my god, you didn't rest.
Mmm, I got half health. I'm okay. We can always pay that.
We'll be alright, I believe.
Oh, this guy is, this guy is annoying.
So this guy's a weird gimmick where if you hit him, you get one, like if you, uh,
like, I guess you hit him with anything here, you get one energy.
You go?
Yeah, so, but, so I would,
I would pire,
Iron Wave.
Yeah, then you got one more. Then you can do a big defend.
Hmm.
Like a large defend.
Right there.
I wish you didn't need to.
Sorry, I didn't realize you had 31 block already. Sorry, I was not counting.
Controlled.
Oh, Troll there.
Oh.
Okay, weakened interior, so his next attack's a weaker.
Trash to treasure, whenever you create a status card, channel one old.
Oh, wonderful.
But it's insane.
I'm on a log
I'm here
Oh my god
Fucking panel of cards
So I should have like if I was fast
I have no luck, so...
Well, it's fine. I mean, you got a lot of damage down.
I have tons of ones.
And I have tons of kind of high.
There's a lot of weak and vulnerable.
The weaks are good because it makes these attacks a lot weaker. I take those ones.
Yeah.
Okay, boot sequences play here.
Oh, okay.
How's it doing?
How you feeling?
Fine.
Are we doing pretty good against this guy?
I don't know why.
I think so.
Ooh, I made plasma.
I
I
Didn't mean too much that time. Yeah, just let us hit it
Yeah, okay, that's why you have to strength. Yeah, that's a that's a concern
Where come back. Oh my god huge. Oh
My god, I'm ramping up now boys
Dude we broke him nice you get extra mana nice
Wait, we're going crazy dude. Look at all the shit. I'm making look how fucking crazy. I'm getting dumb
I'm getting crazy balls my balls
Okay, look at the balls I have.
I've got so many balls man. Just keep blocking them don't worry I can I can
absolutely melt this guy now.
Yeah I can fucking melt this guy right now you guys. Holy fuck. Okay I got I got
Really big there
And if you add a car to that game 15 gold
Great all cards in your hand. Yeah almonds plus is so good
Dazed into your disc off pile pretty good
it. Okay, let's go here. Well, we handled that pretty well. And you got two things from
it, right? Oh, dude, you got the fucking shipwheel. You get the shipwheel and the anchor.
That's so sick, man. That's dude. That's such a good combo you've got now. You've got
like the Godlike block combo. Look at massive relics. Captain's wheel. Hormorfrost, too.
Bro, you're gonna get really good if you block. What the actual fuck?
Right, so if you block that red guys attack like 15 you'll be stunned the next turn
It's quite nice.
So yeah, nice to run.
Spy go.
Holy shit.
Is that Mr. Premiere?
Premiere who?
Me too.
I am fully locked in my friends.
I do some crazy moves on the spot, bro.
I do some crazy moves.
You want to see one of my crazy moves that I do?
Yeah.
It's too crazy.
It's too crazy.
Great.
I
Like eyes so the guy on the far end is powering up so I'm probably one of them
Long person molds oh they made
You're shot to pee a shot to pee different trick account
Yeah, the name first we'll respect that
I
Say the left guy she's pretty fucking big
Oh, I went for the wrong guy my bad, I said left
You went right
I'll get you I got you
Had a bomb had a bomb did that help you? Oh, you would have blocked us anyway. I didn't got I
Said left and I meant right
Dude, this is such a...
So I'm kinda useless here, I'm just kinda powering up right now, I'm sorry. I will become useful, I promise.
Okay.
Did you block a little bit?
Yep.
Me too!
No!
I
All right, I think we got his ass
Yeah, I mean we can just fucking send your strikes in there. He's not gonna attack you this time. Yep. There we go. I see them
All for one? Oh, I fucking love all for one, bro.
Game eight block draw one card.
Jill seven then is twice.
One strike plus.
Hmm.
What's up?
What do you think? I'm between the one and two.
Um...
Shrug it off, it's good for you.
Because you usually want to get blocked, right? That's kind of your thing.
So you can get the...
It's kind of your thing.
It's kind of your thing.
Let's fuck it, let's do the elite.
Fuck it, let's do it.
We got him!
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
Okay, this guy is weird.
If you hit him, on this turn, he'll add a dazed card to your hand, which is not good.
But for me, it's actually quite good, because the way I've kind of built my deck is kind of
just fucked enough where I'm like, yeah, I like this.
I'm thinking.
Um, okay, do you want help?
I would do Omnons, Upgrade Rupture, and then you'll get two strength, so if you do take
damage you'll at least get stronger
yeah
and then you know you can shrug uh well you already have you already full block
so
no even now I mean I would just shrug it off just
I'm a shrugger
Oh, you're Bonnie Slam.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
That's right.
Oh, I don't know.
Well, all right.
Hmm, that's my turn.
Damn, my turn is ass.
Oh, I would.
That's tough.
Um, talk to you.
You could you could flame barrier, you could barricade.
Generally, it's better to stop you in coming damage.
You might get another set to set up, you know, later.
Like now he's buffing himself.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Fuck.
I should have more damage.
Do you live exhausted?
I feel like I'm part of my life.
I'm definitely not fucking dead, you know, coming here and saying that to me.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
definitely not fucking bad of you bro coming here inside of that's me
fuck i wish i had more is gonna hit me for a lot here unfortunately i don't have a lot for you
Oh, one mental plan is so good, I keep you so sad.
28 damage?
I guess I'll die.
Ooh, die of low health.
I'll be careful.
Oh my god, look at me.
Oh, ha ha ha!
Wait, it's your stream, you gotta hover over all the cards.
The old days, that's so fucking funny.
Fuck me, Ro.
Ooh, that's scary.
Oh
Wait, so he's a broken
And they support a power portion. Yeah, you could try and do something here
What do you think about this you know the first two are both great and whatever you want
Oh, you already paid.
Yeah, baby.
Well, I won on the last.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Win or not.
Yeah.
I've got like so many fucking cards I'm playing, just take me a minute, just take me a minute.
Okay, well, I think it did a lot of damage to him, that turn.
Okay, he's buffing this turn.
Mm-hmm
Fuck I drew all those days
There's half out all right, we're gonna get his ass
Give me that fucking where is that fucking card, bro?
You draw in trip boys overclock
Oh
Oh
Not at all
That's the light. It's always good
There's a close one
Plus
I would take none of those or we'll shrug it off
At least shrug it off. Yeah, shut it off. It's good because you know he's drawn more block
I would upgrade your barricade personally.
Yeah, cause you just never able to play it cause it costs too much fucking money.
It's very expensive.
Yeah, that's the kind of main problem with it.
Is that like you just never get a chance to fucking use the thing.
Okay, okay.
This is the Act 2 boss. Oh my god, if it was Act 3.
This boss will be a lot crazier. What does this one work?
So basically like each turn one of the hands is gonna do the most damage
Okay, yeah do the other armaments
Yeah, do that one and then hit the left hand with your body slam does that move both of us
Which is moves you okay noted
of
I'm just going to take the damage.
I've very long to treat this potion.
Oh, I got nothing again.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Oh, I can't turn to face that guy.
Oh.
So now you need to swap to the right, you see he's going to do way more damage.
So I would thunderclap first, then anger and body slam.
So I'm not going to take too much.
Oh, I see, okay.
It's like I'm weak in the sky, which actually will help us a lot, I think.
I'm weak in him.
Can I ever face this guy?
Now I got a fucking fantastic turn.
Oh, you got his weak and frail.
Oh, no.
So now the big attack is going to come on the right.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
No.
Oh, you can uppercut it and make it weak.
That would be huge.
Right there?
Yep, and then flame barrier after that.
Oh, 37.
Oh, okay.
37's still a lot.
Oh god.
Oh, I'm in a bit of trouble.
That frail is killing me.
Oh, I can't turn towards it. It sucks.
Oh, I'm 15 health. I gotta lock in.
Okay, that hand will attack next turn, which is good.
Alright, I'm alive for now.
You want to bash it for sure.
You've barricaded, right?
That's an iron wave.
And then I would do anger and defend, a good defend.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's solo masking up to solo bro. I think it ends there if I die. I don't know how it works, that's how it works in the board game.
Yes, we'll see.
um are we still up? what's that are we attacking? uh, left side. okay.
So, I had a really big turn, I wasn't able to take big damage down yet, it's still taking
Give me a little while, here.
Come on.
I'm frightened.
Why frightened?
I'm frightened.
Oh, you're frightened?
Can't know how to be frightened
I still got more shit to do fuck i'm trying to fucking i'm going crazy here
You can do it monkey. Yeah, I gotta
I don't know why I'm drawing cards, it sucks.
Okay.
We got to lock in here.
No lock in.
You, uh, hmm, hmm, I think I can, I don't think I can hit it with, or your blockering,
I have something to block here, I'm weak in it there, I guess.
Oh, you're damaged now.
I have to eat this 8 damage, I think.
Oh, I forgot about that.
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
Oh no, he's about to kill.
oh wait I oh okay I'm safe I'm safe I just drew the card that would save me oh
my god streamer lock okay I want to fucking I can take out this fucking
piece of shit
I don't even need to use my buffer.
Perfect.
Now we're safe.
We should hopefully be able to kill this thing now.
Thank you.
One more attack.
You like that?
Where's your water slime?
Oh yeah, yeah.
The flameless water slime is dead.
You got it.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Holy shit!
Out!
Holy shit!
We did it!
Game 30 block.
God, I don't know what he thinks.
Oh, dude, impervious.
100% because then if you get your barricade down,
you hit that.
Boom!
You have 30 block that doesn't leave.
Oh my god we did that oh my god
The fucking boy locked in towards the end
Read
I've got all your cards
Read
Oh
Could have construct
Oh wait mine's different my dial is different from yours
Oh mine is
She's a lonely lady
I think I'll take this. I think I'll take this. I have a thousand. Bro, I need to spend
this money. Still got damn bad.
This card has replay once per combat. Okay. Whenever you play two or fewer cards, take
half of them. When you start your turn, fill in the potion spot with ground and potion.
Empty what the fuck at the start of storage combat?
That's pretty good for you cuz you can
I would say the bottom one because not then you can just spam potions every single combat you'll get three potions
And then you have that snake thing where you get three plus strength with every potion. It's pretty good
All right, let's go this way
No, no, this guy...
This guy's fucking Charles Falk.
He's Charles Falk.
Right.
Hmm, I should...
I'd charge battery.
This guy, he ramps up pretty quick,
so we have to kind of kill him fast.
Next turn, he'll do 18 damage.
18 damage?
Yeah, it's gonna be a long one this time.
Hold on.
What's up?
Nothing.
What was your barricade you didn't play it?
Yeah.
You definitely should have played barricade.
You don't have a hard time finding spots to do it.
You don't have a hard time finding spots to do it.
I
For weeks on them
Damn you if you're back aid imagine that a block you'd ever know oh that sucks
He's half health. We probably need to kill him next turn or the turn after.
That's quite hard. It's quite hard to finish it off.
That is 22.
Alright.
Dude, can I please?
All around can I draw it?
So risky.
Oh, I didn't need to do that. That was down with me. Sorry. I could have done extra damage. I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm doing damage to you like that. Sorry
All right, I'm actually killed him but I give the next damage
I
He's dead. Oh, you can't do my shop
Oh, don't forget you you can spam potions they refill every fight
three of them. That's right. That's what I'm gonna do next time. That's right.
First time you play a zero attack each turn returns your hand.
In between one and the first and second card.
I would honestly, is your card draw? How's your card draw?
What's the main problem you're having?
um nothing but i would skip you don't need anything if i would just get it's okay to
skip i skip i skip all the time you don't yeah you shouldn't always having like close to 30
cards is bad was it bad for you yeah so i think you're good you're good you can skip
I
Another fight up here, and then we have a show you so much money we can spend
Oh fuck, he's gonna hit my max HP, oh I should have, what am I, let's get more.
I'm so sorry, that was my fault.
That's alright, that's alright.
Alright.
I'm throwing now.
Alright, I do it all the time.
And...
I'm kinda like, gotta roll the dude right now.
Um...
It's okay to take a turn powering up, but...
Yeah, power and defense, you know.
Well, not that you're even better than friend.
Sorry, I'm just kind of trying to think what to do here.
No, it's okay.
I'm trying to do as much as I can here.
Okay that guy's strengthening up right.
Alright, I can help.
If you bash the...
Which one?
Hmm.
Look at this guy.
That should help us.
Oh, wow.
all right
should really kill the next time
never mind, I'll just fucking fuck all
maybe I can get a hold of him
oh perfect, I just got the exact color he is
Oh, my god.
Hold on.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I already have one of those.
I'm gonna skip.
I got the rest.
You got the rest too, I'd skip.
Okay, finally we can spend that fucking money.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, okay, Raven-Max HP, right?
Fuck yeah.
Focus strikes can't have been killing me a bit here.
No, she can't have 1k gold?
Yeah, it's kind of good, eh?
All allies draw two cards.
That's pretty fun.
Oh, Glacia! Bro, he's there!
I don't know, I don't want to lie.
So, look.
Uh, go across.
And this one's going.
That one's amazing.
And then, what, uh...
Uh, that one could be good.
Um...
Hmm.
What the fuck hold on mouse mouse mouse mouse you can't put beacon of hope
Whoever you whenever you gain block on your turn other players gain half that much
You're gonna buy that you're gonna buy that and then you're gonna go to the coin the card removal service and you're gonna remove
You know move a copy
Well
You want to remove a basic attack basic strike one of it's not upgraded
You start 400 centennial puzzles pretty good
Now it's pretty good. I get that too, and then I would probably
Leave I believe
Glacier so good to get right now. What's up?
Your middle your middle ball is shivering. Oh, yeah, I do that
Since you got a car that helps you draw
I don't know if you want to draw though. It's kind of bad there. Also need to draw is not always good
Let's get shield
Okay
Well, we can always hit up another shop as well
By the way, it's dodge elites. Maybe we want to do that. I don't know if we want one. We have full health
I would proceed
So we get here oh
That make a custom card for you never get through an endless sea of corpses
You find a man scientist scavenging for various scramps. Yes. Hi. Hello. You're like a cable fighter. I need to test it for my
Trusty device. How about it? You probably want the block card with my guessing
Add a random card into your Hanna cost sphere this turn.
My god, draw 3 cards?
I mean I want more draw to be honest.
Why don't you run through my hands?
Hmm, but mad scientist also good.
That's good here.
Wisdom's pretty good.
I need more card draw.
I need more options to fill.
Okay!
If we go that way, or we can still we can go the elite and we can always hit it if it's too dangerous
Let's do the elite. Fuck it. You're the black star. So let's make you Opie as fuck
This guy, he's not too bad. He just has 25 damage every now and then it's kind of annoying sometimes come on
It's not really a deal
My fire
Yeah
Okay, so oh
Please play that card. I would be so so happy if you played that card and then body seven times
Mouse played the card that this card begin about whatever you gain block on your turn
I'll play as game half that much my queen my queen
Okay
It sucks I can't play crazy now
I should have played it up.
Looking like a sim bro.
I'll sim for half block.
I don't have so many.
Oh.
Okay, first of all, first of all, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You block. You got barricade.
Hit barricade first.
Dan hit that mad scientist.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Armaments?
Arm the mad scientist card.
What does it do?
to do that yeah yeah no don't do that actually you flame barry sorry I'm helping
that side
nice then why don't you give me you do that yeah I get that half that block to
just use we don't really need to block on you know no no just attack him right
Just use Apocatmango.
Hold for one.
Let's see if I regret this.
Okay, puts those burns in our day.
Come on, please throw that card.
Oh, it would have been so cute.
Okay, he's buffing this turn, so...
But you have Barricade, so doing Impervious is not bad.
Yeah, I'd say just add as much...
You can play every card in your hand, so just do that.
Dude, that card really gone crazy, I'm telling you.
Yeah, he's powering up now, so he's going to do more damage.
And don't forget, uh, your potions as well, but...
Yeah.
But don't worry about it.
So he's going to do 40.
Okay, that's scary.
Oh man I got a horrible hand as well.
Are you upgrading your card?
What are you doing?
Oh I feel a potion that lets me choose a skill card.
Oh I would do you expect to fight?
Yeah that seems pretty good.
And it's cause zero.
Oh yeah.
There we go.
Armaments.
Played armaments first.
Yeah.
Boom look at that.
And then power.
Play the strike last.
Play.
Okay.
Okay, so that.
Hit him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, my turn is trying to do a million turns.
Okay.
Hold on, I'm cooking.
Oh, I'm trying to.
You're still compact as well.
Thank you, your block very much helped me there, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, he is going to scale though, so now he's going to start, uh, this is where your shield bash is going to come in crazy.
So like, oh and the bash, ooh.
Oh, okay, perfect. So you can just kind of, I think you can play all your cards. You can just play all of them.
I think two curses couch, right?
Well, there's one phase inside.
You should have a tower.
These are all compouts.
Still battle here.
Okay.
What's up?
How's it going?
What's up? How's it going?
Going.
Uh, I would do Omnist and just shrug it off and get more block.
I need to make a room.
Oh my god, drew more burns. You're gonna be fucking kidding me.
Dude.
What is this?
Moveable.
Oh do that. Yeah, play that.
Then you get double the block the first time you play a block card now every turn. That's crazy. It's crazy. You're like, what is this?
Well, you didn't have like the most beautiful card sitting there.
I couldn't fucking draw the thing I drew half my fucking deck and I couldn't get it.
God damn it!
Master the ultimate tank, dude. Mouse is doing a legendary work today, man.
Okay, 45 again.
Finally, I can do it.
Why not?
Hmm
Dude when you get body slimes you're actually gonna do the guy
Hold on, my turns are ridiculous, I'm so sorry.
Don't shush it, it's out.
Oh, whoops.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I am this time ridiculous. I'm so sorry.
It's okay. This is embarrassing. Why is it taking so
Why is it amazing?
This is ridiculous why will it end?
I'm not gonna end it right
I have 112 block.
Yeah, I kind of went crazy, I kind of went crazy.
Okay, when you get shield blast, you're gonna go crazy.
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay, so, so what do you do it?
You want to make sure you do armaments?
uh, on this one, and then you want to do, uh, defend...
...the Africa, and then your two body slimes, and he's gonna fucking explode.
Wait, hold up!
Alright, that's fine, that's fine, go ahead.
Oh my god, the damage!
That's crazy, dude.
The damage is insane.
I didn't do a whole lot of damage, I'm just trying to get into that again.
The mouse carries insane, ayy.
It is helpful, it is helpful, I'll say that.
Hey.
Sorry, I don't have much to do there,
because he fucking did that whole shit on me.
OK, we can finally make him vulnerable next turn, though.
I might be able to kill him, depending on what card
side roll. Jesus Christ, it just takes so long. Look at your fucking shield, 100. Oh
my god.
Come on, you're so mean. Please, just let me fucking draw this card that can kill him.
Oh, your body slot. Finish it, finish him, finish him. Mouse is the bodyguard. Mouse
does the damage and the blocking it's great I don't do shit. Each combat the
first time you play a card that debuffs an enemy double its effect.
Sheen landing is huge. That was long. I would honestly... it's thunderclap
rupture or skip. I think skip is also fine. I think you don't need any of
them honestly. Yeah I think so. Okay. Can't even the rich kid pretend to be
helpful. That's right. Damn straight.
You got two relics. Oh my god you got the plus one strength and you got the
the Kennerlobra. Yeah. Second turn you get two energy. Wait you're actually
Crap
I'm the hide man now
Honestly it doesn't matter I think you get your potions anyway, let me read this
I'm gonna take the puttoe because you don't need this
go go walk in oh my you take the time out of it
all right let's give an upgrade a car you're gonna upgrade the other armaments
All grain, smooth.
Oh, my mouse died.
I'm done?
I dammit.
Right?
Wait, which one should I open?
Omnimence.
The second one?
The second row? Yeah, that one. Does that upgrade your entire hand?
Wow.
I mean why not we're so strong you just get more buffs. It's kind of freebie
Let's go. Oh, these guys are a problem. Oh, these guys are bad. Oh, these guys are so bad actually
Okay, so the middle guy is the guy we have to worry about
out. Uh, points badly because he's going to make it so that any cards you don't play
get like deleted. Uh-uh. Yeah. Oh, man, I should use the open fork. Uh, you can still...
I can't use any.
You're the region?
Yeah, but you want to use the energy, I think.
Oh, you can do that too, if you want.
Oh, actually, the armaments plus thunder.
Yeah, do that one. Armaments plus thunder.
Then thunder clap.
Okay, that helps me, because now I can help you out.
I...
What about the shackling ocean?
Well, let me lose seven strength this turn.
turn and then they're not doing big damage this turn so I save it for another turn.
I need we need to kill this guy so badly.
Which one should we focus on?
The middle one. The middle one won't billion percent.
Okay.
He's gonna delete our cards.
So next turn now he's gonna basically any card you don't play next turn is deleted.
So we have to kill him there.
See that mark?
That mark means it goes.
It's like gone like this round.
Luckily, you can play most of your cards.
You but so you want to think quite carefully about it.
My God, I'm not going to have markings on them.
Yeah, the marking means it's going to disappear.
So what you need to do, you have 7 right? So first of all, bash the guy in the middle.
Okay, now you still have 5, so you can shrug it off maybe? Let's see what you draw.
Anger, anger the middle guy.
Oh, sure, I've controlled you.
Yeah, just use all your cards and hit the middle guy.
And then then he's not so much of a warrior.
But there is a big problem now. This other knight is gonna debuff us now again
She's gonna make our cards not leveled up, which does suck
So we need to really kill this this knight in the middle now French rebel links to which are the 10
My bad
I don't know.
I'm scared.
I'm too.
I don't know what I want to do.
Uh...
Okay, let me do my turn.
I'll have a look.
Okay.
Well...
I'm hard into your hand.
It costs zero.
Right, you need to play
Okay, here's the play the armaments. No, I can't upgrade because it's blocked barricade needs to be played
You have to play barricade. Oh, you are actually fucked
Then I would do both your body slams on the middle guy
We gotta get rid of them like ASAP. I'm trying to... My deck is actually to dog shit though,
I'm so sorry. I like doing fast things.
I'm trying to kill him.
I'd go for the fucking crazy hit on him.
I thought I would always hop by fucking cards.
Dude, if I ever drawn dub manager it'd be crazy.
Like a dual cast?
One out of three.
Oh no!
So bad.
Oh no.
damn dude the odds of that happening was so low as well okay
okay yeah I'm kind of gonna be useless now it's gonna be a mouse yeah I kind of
lost the one card I needed but I should not even do this okay he's dead now
like fuck for that I'm gonna kill this good night on the side the low one on
the edge. Which one? This one's on a meeting. She sucks man.
I do my best to get some damage down on, but it's kind of tough.
I
Fuck you off the wall. We hopefully you draw impervious soon. That'd be nice
Oh my god, I hit the compact ain't no fucking way boys, we're in the fucking business now
Oh, goodness gracious.
Okay, you need to do this.
I got a few, oh there we go all our cards have graded, let's fucking go, I can fucking
play the game again. Oh, that was stressful. Yeah, scary people.
Nice.
Well, this is intense.
Oh, intense.
Oh, I got impervious.
Hit that shit.
Oh, I just wasn't looking in trolled.
I trolled my time.
Yep, sorry I trolled.
Okay, it's kind of making much.
Oh, your body slam.
Oh, big body slam.
Oh, I thought I'd clean that.
Oh, favorite fucking game.
Nice!
High five!
High five!
Oh, you got the pair.
Nice.
Nice! High-five!
High-five!
Oh, you got the pair! Nice, congrats, I'm Warp-ing.
Oh, hell yeah!
You're 18 damage, the next power you play costs zero.
Good.
Oh, chillin'.
Oh, oh, offering is goaded.
offering is very goaded always take offering okay oh shit we should probably do
number two or number one let's fuck it let's remember one fuck it fuck it we've
three turns to kill it basically.
What's your name dude?
I'll just do number three.
Oh, you should say number one.
Yeah, but I mean, it's fine.
Whatever, we'll try.
So three?
There's no way though.
Why?
Let's do number two.
Number two is good for you.
Let's do number two.
Don't I forgot about you guys?
I don't forget about you guys.
I'm just locked in right now.
It's all convenient.
Sorry, sorry, I'm all over their place.
so long yeah so this guy kind of weird we kind of gotta kill him within three
turns yeah that's why like pyre would be good like pyre is good just you can't
scale up so you can do some big damage to him or something you know?
He's not gonna attack us.
He's basically a DPS check.
We have two turns now so try and kill him.
Unfortunately my build is complete ass for this. I do apologize.
Oh man, okay hold up.
I'll back to it's peak.
Alright, I mean.
we got one turn maybe we can get like a crazy block combo I don't know I don't
think I can do shit unfortunately but don't do offering we'll just we'll just
fail we just end our turn really we can't kill him
okay am I turn oh man that's all right
I
Got a base. All right
All right
I think we should go shop
Okay, so I think you need to remove a strike
Definitely, if you end the turn game one block, where would it say?
That's pretty good.
What else?
Hmm, honestly the middle one.
The middle one on remove a card.
Yeah, remove it in basic strike.
You
Goodbye
And your time
Okay, we're nearly done
Let's go let's go to the this one me to find another me
Hmm choose a card to transform and shant and attack with corrupt it looks some more
damage but lose to HP interesting.
Well I think we all just transform a card.
a basic strike as you be useful like something that's not shit basically charge
battery okay it's coming up yeah it doesn't really matter where you stop at
every I've learned there's one HP deal 13 damage to all enemies that's decent
this guy this guy summons to two people it's the last boss all right upgrade a
card in your deck?
I'm sure I have Queen.
Ooh, tough question.
Probably offering...
or what's Beacon's a Hope upgrade to?
Innate.
That's pretty good.
I would go with that,
because then you can shield me,
but I'm already having a problem shielding.
Yeah, I would just do that.
Fuck it, you get to start with it.
Alright, let's fight the last boss, this is it.
This is where you want to, I'm just going to use most of my potions because like, there's
literally no reason not to.
Are you using one too?
The region you're going to use, the shackling one that you're going to use, whatever
that, yeah use the power one, the power one's good.
drink that oh my god juggernaut is huge oh my god okay now you have to you have
to play it's gonna be a weird turn for you it's like the beacons of hope barricade
juggernaut that's what you want
that was pretty fucking good
You can play a power.
Now you're set up.
Now you're ready.
The world is yours now.
Why am I wasted?
The world is your freaking oyster.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that.
I want that
Wait, I have another one
I wonder if you play a power game
I wonder if you create a stages control or not
Rest in treasure, let's go
iteration, let's go
Holy fuck, I'm about to go fucking insane this one by the way
This is gonna be a Xam by the way, just letting you know one you had at time
You know what Xam is?
You better find out. You better find out. You better find out.
This is gonna go crazy.
OK, OK, wait wait wait, will you do anything?
This boss is a weird mechanic where, uh, only one of those cracked cards you can play a turn.
It won't leave you playing any other ones.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
What else do you have here?
Okay, um, well...
You want a lock here, so stone armor for sure.
And then you want armaments...
Into Iron Wave.
Okay, I'm I'm I'm going a little crazy here guys. I'm going a little crazy. Okay.
Well, I'm crazy, okay?
Oh, I got a smoke.
I
Okay, you bone we do boom you all for one
This is some insane shit that I'm on right now
Okay, what the fuck I am cooking like I've never cooked before gentlemen
Okay, I have a hundred and fourteen block I wish I could give it to you
That's fine I mean you can power it up, I'm powering up, I'm powering up
Play 25 cards and do 10 damage. Okay! I'm powering up, man!
Okay, is that guy bothering you? Give me the hand.
We get the little guy first. The torch head die.
Okay, let me help you out here, for a week on it.
of
I
Wish I could share my block with you
It's okay
Okay, oh
Your gifted subs shit. Okay. So how most my area sorry to travel on that. He's just driving me, man
Yeah, yeah offerings huge I would use it
Okay, 100% playing pyr one billion percent playing pyr then you want to hit him with
Honestly because you got blockade you probably want to do triple defend into body slam
like the three defense guns I would do that I'm like 30 minutes sorry hold on
hold on I'm locked the dude fucking big fight here boys the French rebel oh my
god French will you give 20 subs in total holy shit okay they've rooted me
I'm so sorry
thank you thank you thank you thank you
You should hover over my character, look at how many things I got.
Come on, please.
Okay, so we got 26 block, that's good, we just gotta find like, the new system.
I was hoping I'd get defragment or something.
Fuck me.
Shit.
Alright, sorry, I am...
Uh, this is a fucking mess for my part.
W-what are we doing in there?
How's your block?
45?
Dad, you gotta keep growing that block.
I would do sucks. I would get rid of that power card. Honestly
That power card the one that's like that the middle one like yeah get rid of that one. Yeah
And then I would strike in body slam
of
The music is so epic and I'm just trying to fucking, fucking pull a bunch of cards
down my ass
I'm drawing so many cards
I'm trying to kill this fucking thing
you can't collect my over me you'll see my cards out of it
It's insane.
It blocks the fucking screen.
They're bad.
try to kill the center doesn't hit you back now i think i can
it's like i'm gonna stop it a little bit
alright
7 health that's so annoying oh nice wait
No, we got the damage through on the inside.
The boss is going to die from boredom, yes.
It might.
They're fucking might, I just made this a show of difference.
Okay, perfect.
I got the evoke card.
This needs to be done.
This needs to be done.
She's giving this call.
Okay, not a 10 hour turn for me.
You want help?
Uh, impervious?
Uh, bar bash bash?
Bashing from the flag.
Yeah, and then now see we got, we got like a, uh, I would do from the flag.
Yes, he's got more vulnerable
Okay, nice and folks of the queen
Spark must still wait when these turns takes so long. Okay, buddy
It's hard man if I had a double creative AI would have been done by now
of
the
death
of
You just want as much block as possible so flame barrier and defend
You want as much block as possible yeah, and she's gonna hurt herself because you did the flame block there
Or what the fuck is happening and all my runs of a little like this
I don't know what this deck is this deck is fucking weird, but it's working. It's like the invincible deck
It's okay
Yeah, I I I've not taken damage in so long. I want to know what it feels like
It never fucking ends. It never ends.
I'm just waiting for like power cards to actually help me scale.
Alright.
Don't click on me.
Oh my god.
Holy shit. What the fuck?
Don't worry about it.
What the fuck am I looking at?
I don't know how to explain it
What is this cascading oh
So I would play body some first before you play that but then play it. Yeah
And then casket. Oh wait, I did not hold it. Oh, no, no play
Yeah, okay, how does it play you're at like the top five cards in your day?
What is the house with 92 fail, that's crazy
Yeah, hold on just trying to calculate here
Let's do that
fuck i didn't get the card i needed
if you can bite any pokemon, which pokemon would you bite?
ok tank, hook medium right?
are we that bored of my fucking orb shnaggons?
what are you fucking talking about?
i think i'm gonna die if i don't mind
no no no no, i'm not like, sorry
I don't mean it's a bad way. I mean like that's how fucking long my fucking stupid turns are taking
Oh, I trolled. I wish I had one more. Wait, I'm falling
I
Help
Devs gonna nerf this it's not even what is it to know nothing most unfun should of your life. I'm talking to damage
I don't know why I didn't take any damage at all, yeah don't actually know what strategy
their body sign.
We beat this by all it took was like two hours 30
You're back didn't I just meant to you random gobbled lines
I'm so far
that's a peak dude
oh my god it's 2am I looked like earlier it was like an hour ago oh my god the fuck
What the fuck you're a sponsor like 11 a.m. I sit like nine hours still lost I
didn't lose bitch
all right
dude again tonight thanks so much dude that was a doozy man that was hard
Yeah
Oh, bro
That's a lot of slay this fire I played today
16.5 hours on steam I
Might be the goat of playing slay this fired 17 hours of one sitting. Yeah, I think I'm
I think I'm done
Yeah, I'm gonna bed man. We get a sponsor like that ours
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Well mouse, I like it here. Thanks for joining me tonight.
Bye-bye. Oh, you guys gonna show some love to Mr. Frost Prime, who's probably the go-to
playing this. I will play them at some point. But he's very, he's very, very good. You don't want to
go and watch that. Someone who has actually interesting things to say about the game. It would
be him. So thank you so much for watching. That has been Slade the Spire 2. I hope you enjoyed
this. Co-op is amazing. All of these characters are so good. I am beyond excited to play more
of this. And let me know down below if you want me to play more because I most certainly
will have done by the time you're watching this. Bye, guys. Bye!