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Day 2 Cyclethon w/ @abroadchris and @schlatt | !gamersupps !palworld !tiltify !idf !tts !sfx !merch !bingo !book
04-05-2026 · 8h 12m
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All right, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, I just keep saying, welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
I just keep saying welcome, welcome, welcome.
It's time to look on day two.
Live.
Yes, we're live.
Oh my god.
Well, I'll see you guys.
How are you guys doing?
How's chat feeling?
How are we excited for day two?
Have you been excited for day two?
Yes, I'm excited.
Why no?
Because it's known as the sore day.
Yeah, it's the sore day.
First day of a hard day, second day of the sore day.
Well, that's good, though.
It's good to be sore, you know.
It's activated.
Everyone's excited.
Yeah, I'm excited.
And we have our first guest today.
Oh, no.
Who's going to eat a lot of fun.
I hope God it's like Hagrid right
He's gone away, but welcome chat today to the cycle from we are starting
Home of the apples
Actually, even though it looks on the map if you like further away
Tiny bit shorter
It's a 72 kilometers, so how much should we raise yesterday?
120.
That's actually mental.
Dollars.
I actually don't have the other furniture for donations.
That's insane.
We're at 124,000 right now.
The donations aren't coming in right now, so I mean, thank you, well they are, but my
friend's in the car.
It's keeping all your donations in the van.
I forgot to bring it out, which is kind of dull for me, but I will go and get
it in a moment.
Anyway, he's excited for the A2.
Who's excited for dating?
Who are you excited for dating?
I'm fucking excited!
I'm excited!
I need a bit of my coffee.
Wait, you are.
I think there's my phone.
I had some really weird dreams.
Every quick waking up in your hotel.
In the cardboard.
Yeah, the bed last night wasn't bad.
It also was a bit weird.
Did you have the weird couch in your room?
The casting couch.
three person sized couch facing your bed.
That was literally like this much gap between the bed and the couch.
And mine was like leather and stained.
And that took up genuinely 40% of the floor space.
Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
I had some really weird dreams.
You only keep waking up falling asleep.
You get like really vivid, rapid eye movement.
I had dreamed that I was filming in the sea, and then my tripod fell in the sea with
all my equipment.
And then I woke up and I fell asleep again and another dream. I was driving my car and Felix
took the wheel and crashed us into a building. I think it's because I'm still
covered by bicycle and lubricant and the brakes didn't work. Although he did
pull up his bike shortly thereafter. It was God intervened. Just this was it.
It's quite cold today.
Yes, it's very cold.
It's very cold.
Today we're also sponsored by Ups and Games Ups.
Thank you, it was nice.
And we're sponsored by Power World again.
Power World?
They didn't want us to link anything.
They were like, please just donate.
Because Power's helped Power.
So thank you, Power World, once again.
I do appreciate that they've been a really good sponsor.
And last year...
They sponsored my birthday.
It was my favorite.
They bought all the gifts for me because Connor couldn't be bothered.
I got you cheese which you didn't even eat.
Did you not see how much cheese there was?
Fucking Emperor can assault a library like any other.
So what happened is that we had this cheese board and it was stored improperly.
And it went off.
Yeah.
It was like...
We had a bit.
We loved it.
There was a cooler and the ice in the cooler melted and it basically made like a bath for
the cheese.
You can imagine water cheese not a good combo
Dude the car smell lands here. It was disgust
She's all over the car, but you know we had an amazing cheeseboard
It was good
I'm hoping we'll get to relive one day and when Shrat's ready we'll come over the chair
We're gonna warm up. He's the biggest moment
at the bird it's like somehow blame Singapore for it as well
Singaporeans
so chat is also we should have the badge should be apparently working now apparently twitch
had some kind of issue with the way it was rolled out but yeah it should be working now
If you watch anything an hour
We keep on a spoil I don't
Block his views
Why can't you be surprised he's just staring he's not even looking
He's taking his time to wait it though.
All right.
Yes sir, if you also, there's a badge.
Oh, there's a taxi coming.
Let's get out of the way.
There's also, I don't know why he's going.
There's the donation badge as well.
Hello.
So yeah, I've got the badges well and I think our guest is ready to join us ladies and gentlemen
like a badass Hagrid here he comes.
I'm going to break him out of his mouth.
I'm going to let him unpack it in half.
How do you realize? Why did you go to the cycle?
What do you do?
I did.
You can see you're busy with the cycle.
Are you crazy?
Yeah?
Don't call me there.
I'm going to go to the cycle.
You can.
I can call you as long as you want.
I'm going to call you as long as you want.
You're going to call me the smokestack.
me the smoke stack. The smoke stack? Isn't that a fucking burger at Shake Shack? What the fuck is a smoke stack?
No bro, that's me. Oh my god! How are you gonna cycle with that? Would you call me? Mr.
Schlapp. No. What are we gonna call you? Call me by my real name. Your real name. Your real name. The name that I just told you
smoke stack, the smoke stack, the smoke stack, the smoke stack, what's the story behind the
smoke stack? Well, you know, there's not actually not much to it.
I don't fall through your law.
Do you hold this, Chris?
Oh, don't take a puff of it.
You and me.
We're re-corrupting.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You shouldn't.
I'm fucking through El Castro's grandson.
That's not my job.
What's your job?
It's that shit.
What's inside there?
Uh, bourbon.
Bourbon?
Bourbon.
Kigai original.
Wow.
I'll take it back.
This is good shit this one.
So what's the, uh, is the alcohol and cigars going to help the, uh, cycling?
No, it just makes me feel better.
I think I've learned, you know, in the past five or so years
of my life that I just enjoy not being fully present.
So.
Well, it's certainly not fully gestural.
No, I've got, hey, I've got wicking.
I've got wicking layers.
I'm doing good.
I've got Wong-Jones on.
Wong-Jones.
Fishing a fucking new Brunsman.
You don't know what you're talking about, bro.
Hey, Chris, you like music?
I love music.
I love your Christmas album.
like this
he's a band
we've got a cycle
we've got a cycle now
uh... but you use it as an advantage
a bit of an advantage
get a fucking Ferrari
let's go and show it
so i knew that i'd be
to smoke and drink the whole time.
So I specifically, I said to Connor, I said,
I'm not coming unless you get me a bike
with a big fucking motor on it.
Is it what?
So this is my e-bike, my El Cajuna.
El Cajuna.
That's what it says on it.
And just a little pedal action.
It's massive.
Now this thing, if you go on fucking Mount Fuji
if it needs to.
I'm going to be having a great time while my two little athletes over here suffer.
And we're doing this for a good cause.
Slap may destroy his body, but we can help.
This is the best we used to have, hey.
Damn.
That smells so...
I do like cigars, but not when I'm about to cycle.
What time?
Together, you and me.
We do smoke cigars together.
But I don't cycle 70K in this way of cigars.
I don't know.
Why not?
That seems bad for your lungs.
I just...
I just...
This isn't fair, I don't want a fucking e-bike.
He's the youngest here as well, and he gets the fucking easiest pay-laid.
What is pay-laid?
Oh my gosh.
I gotta put this thing out.
I gotta put this thing out.
Can you put this out?
Yeah.
I'll heat that in a bit, though.
I like the Winston Churchill.
So we've got 70k in there, and lunch is 56k away.
56k away?
Yes.
Oh shit.
Ok.
See you after one, you don't have to do anything.
Yeah.
I'm actually quite happy about this situation.
When we were in the car earlier, I was like, oh my god.
He was like, is that just an old thing?
I was like, no fucking cycle 70 kilometers yesterday.
How old do you think I am?
He's actually a fast...
Oh, you're decade older than I am.
Oh, no.
What can happen in a decade?
I'm going to take out this fucking battery.
Without that, you know how heavy this is.
Pick this fucking bike up.
See how heavy that is.
Now pick up that one.
If your battery power goes out, you are cat-seed-art.
If my battery power goes out, I'm riding in the van.
I'm not gonna do it. Can we just tie some strings in here?
If you really are that stiff man. I'm pretty stiff. I'm pretty stiff.
I'm a humble 35 year old man. I was pretty stiff last night.
Sorry, this is a charity. What charity are we?
the idea. The idea? The immune deficiency time? I've heard of them. Yeah. Well, you can't,
yeah, I could have them right. Well, good. 100% a day full of charity. I said to Connor,
he could totally skim off the top and no one would have a problem with it. I mean, he
raised a, he raised six figures in one day of cycling. Oh, 50% of the day. 50, but
at least like five or ten, maybe eleven.
So easy to slap.
Yes.
Of course.
Chris, I, I, there was a Christmas album, honey.
Actually, that, oh, thank you.
That actually went into making it
because my voice doesn't actually sound good.
So it was like, yeah, like 100.
That was your voice, wasn't it?
It was my voice, yeah, but it was hundreds of thousands of dollars of mixing and mastering and composing and getting people to actually play.
It was fucking expensive.
It was fucking huge.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You could get free of that.
You're just having a flat Christmas album.
Generating.
Five cents.
Yeah, it was really good though.
I listened to it.
Thank you.
It was about four.
It was for the last one.
Yeah, and then in the last Christmas I made like two or three more songs, and then I sold the same thing again.
with like one more song on it.
It's the best of the best.
You know a funny story about how awesome the music industry is?
So it's selling these vinyls, right?
So it's a Christmas album.
You take pre-orders for the album.
And so the album has to get there for Christmas,
because Christmas is out there.
We start printing thousands of these things
at the record label press thing,
They just stamped the thing on to the vinyl.
We got a call from them in late November.
And they said, hey, we printed all of them upside down.
And I said, how do you make you just like all of them?
But no, they put the stickers on the entirely wrong way.
And they said they were not prepared to like peel them off and flip them around.
So we needed to really bust ass on the next batch.
7000, 7000 vinyl records.
How did they get shot for huh?
I don't know.
You think maybe after the first one, they'd like put it on a record
and see if it fucking worked.
They'd bring seven guys of them upside down.
Oh my god.
and then they assured us on the phone that this never happens which made me feel really
really bad.
Oh my god.
Oh good.
Sorry.
Can we ever make this kind of mistake?
Just so you know.
This is going to be like your book.
Yeah.
So they had to melt them down back again.
They threw all of them in a giant furnace.
They could be just terrible.
Oh yeah they did.
Fucking.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah it was very mean to them on the phone.
But you know, you need to be mean if you print 7000 upside down.
That's not how.
I've been in business, although I listened to you sing all those songs, I would never have named it, so thank you.
I seem much more happy in songs than I do in real life.
Oh fuck, I'll work all the motherfucking stickers.
Assholes! That would have been a cool little B-sides.
The side with the sticker on.
Yeah, yeah. I can sit and tell you about yourself.
I can sit. I was just like, should I just sell the upside down ones, but then...
I probably did it as well.
Yeah.
But then they needed to sign them.
They were like, if we only bought enough fucking wax in this color for the amount that we need to make.
So I couldn't, they needed to like buy more wax and have it stick them.
This is some bullshit.
I'm just staring at the cooler and more.
What are you looking at?
You're looking at the cooler and more.
I'm trying to eat the plastic arm.
Yeah, maybe.
You want a flicker?
Yeah.
Oh wow, what flavor is it?
It's a,
I can't drink the cycle.
18 years.
It's really strong.
Fuck yeah.
You're amazing.
You need to take the cycle.
Yes.
Yeah.
This is my, no, no.
Dude, my bike was hot, the size of yours, dude.
Why you hold on?
Look at this.
This one's so shabby.
Sad and nearly spicy, apparently.
cute I think it's cute and for what it's worth I think it's very average size thank
you I was concerned about that I'm going bare bones yeah I'm not such a good
you a bone holder so I could do what I want to
play off the next react I have some bone conductors here I can't give you
So I'm going to wear my boners.
Do you have Christmas out in my cycle?
Actually, I'm going to listen to a bunch of the fun.
Like this with Pete Davidson.
I like when you roll C's R's on regular words.
I'm actually going to listen to probably some ASMR, some capping.
Because on the bunk inductors, you really feel it on you.
Well it feels like it feels like they're actually there tapping
I like sensory stuff
I like physical medium
Have you ever made ASMR to do yourself?
No, no, I don't think I could.
I don't think I could.
Maybe not the suffer people.
No, it wouldn't be.
They're supposed to calm you down.
You should be like, ASMR.
I'm slightly angry at you.
I was just passive aggressive.
That's a massive pro.
I was just eating the tissue.
He's ready to cycle
I got those two
I'm prepared man
I'm doing good today
Oh they don't sit well on the bonk inductor
I didn't think that one through
That's amazing, that's amazing.
You get to eat like you're about to go on a fishing trip.
That's good.
There's a flask.
It's like something's happening here and this is something else.
Something else.
I have one of these too.
A little gator.
Some people call it a buff.
I was just looking about while I'm at bed.
It's just a neck warmer.
My neck gets cold.
You know?
That crow is fucking nasty. I want to eat that thing.
How many calories do you think are in that thing?
Like in 1200?
Or maybe 800.
800?
He is dead.
He is.
He's massive.
Just like all denators.
Thank you for denating it.
Perhaps today.
We smashed our goal yesterday.
Beat our best record.
Let's try and do it again today.
Of course we're strong at the toilet.
last possible moment.
You're laughing at me.
You're laughing at me.
You're not joking.
I'm not. You're just very serious.
Seriously?
Why do you do it like you just fucked up?
What? What are you talking about?
I have a full fucking wicking layer on it.
I don't know what the wicking layer is.
I know it! That's what's surprising to me.
You don't know what the wicking layer is?
You're wearing the padded fucking biking pants.
You don't know what the wicking layer is.
It's a mighty dude, get together.
He's just looking at part of the permanent underclass.
What's your clause, wake up?
What's your clause?
Dude, you're permanent.
Permanent.
Not gonna make it.
We're not gonna make it.
You're telling me about this term.
What do they say, N?
NGMI.
NGMI.
Not gonna make it.
Chris, definitely NGMI.
Not gonna make it.
Chris is, he won't even, you ain't even budged on clause, you know that.
When Claude wakes up, Chris is asleep with the fishes.
No, I won't crop it. I simply won't crop it.
That's pretty impressive.
In the tech bro world, lately there's been a fascination on...
They think that when Claude wakes up, it's...
and when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when AGI happens,
there'll be a thunder and divide between the upper and lower class.
So, all habs and the half-nights, these tech bros are like,
gotta work 20 hours a day.
So, 996.
996.
Yeah, you're, you're not gonna make it.
You're not gonna make it, bro.
How much you want?
You're not gonna make it.
Just in general.
Just in general.
I'm in a state, fuck.
You like Claude?
Uh...
I don't use that.
Not gonna make it.
Oh, and the helmet doesn't sit right in the bonk.
This isn't good.
You can loosen that.
Like a helmet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little bit.
No, that's a shock.
No, that got a lot faster.
You use it on a cycle for more.
Yeah, man.
I used to let's start the cyclophone every morning, listen to Earthman and Fire,
and I'd have to stay major lately to start the channel.
You don't have to stay in mode of it, you have a fucking cigar.
In this class.
On the second cyclophone I had to listen to Stalin's audio to stay major.
And onto that I was going to wear a hedgehog's hat.
What about that movie?
Well, I thought Stalin could be exiled inside Earth for 10 years.
I could do 10 days around Keesha, with an 8,000 as a debtor.
but it didn't work, all that happened I was depressed
just started to pass the prick
it's an awful awful prick
I don't, this is crazy
I would not listen to a big tater in memoirs
share myself up
that's the kind of thinking you have to get on the improve
yeah this big tater will share me
I'll be a lot better
machine, a lot of like, spinny ones
they're like, spin up to tighten them
You put my flask in the trunk.
Don't think about it.
Don't you dare. Don't even think about it.
Alright, okay.
Alright, we've been fucking around for too long.
I love chili.
Fifty-four minutes.
Fifty-four minutes.
Are we gonna eat something full?
No.
That's the one where you don't have to pedal.
Okay.
Let's go.
Cyclethon, day two.
Let's go.
You know it's crazy.
No one, not a single other guest ever requested an e-bike.
You're kicked in.
Kickstand.
Kickstand.
There we go.
Right, you're pat- you're- you're-
You're kicked in, kicked in.
There we go.
Uh, yeah.
Alright, let's play the TTS.
Are we-
Slatt is going to have a heart attack before the first hill.
He will.
Oh, we're back on booby?
We need to change it to Brian until we hit 150k today.
We gotta, we gotta, back to Brian, so we're here at 150.
Meanwhile, Connor, 200 kilometers in, in I came here to burn calories and instead I've
declared war on naan bread.
No, what?
Why have I declared war on naan bread?
I quite like naan bread.
It's gotta be top three bread.
Good job on the first day.
Thank you.
From your Qing Chong brother.
No, okay.
What is that?
What, you got, chat, you cannot say that.
Maud, why is that not filtered? Turn, turn, turn.
Why is it not filtered?
Hello, this is King Willem, Alexander, from the Netherlands.
Where is Slap?
Thanks for showing everyone the joy of the guidebook.
I didn't see you.
Iqben Trotsopp, Julie.
You are in my blind spot.
And we're going to turn left here.
Is it nice, the bike?
Thank you for the great passing.
Go Connor and Chris, you inspired me to complete my first ever copper bike ride this week and
I loved every minute of it.
Oh my god.
For all of me's in the UK.
Look at it, it's just going on its own.
Nature documentary series.
As the Welsh bearded monkey embarks on his southward journey, he picks up knee paddlers
This is flat. This is flat.
This is unfair.
This is torture watching you.
And you've got massive wheels and suspension.
They called you Schlott on the TTS.
It always comes.
Slice!
All right, yes, five hundred dollar donation in cryptic circuit, thank you my man.
That is so huge.
Nice to see you again, hope you're doing well, man.
Good morning, Jack, let us begin with the blessing.
Ah yes, the blessing.
Is this a good place?
You get a little faster.
That's an awesome guy.
Thank you. That's the ritual they do every morning.
Oog. Oog.
So when we hit 150k...
Let's go day two. Slot out here cheating.
Slot?
That's so funny.
He's cheating, but you know what?
He's coughing the wind in front of me.
So, honestly, it's a fair trade to me.
He gets to be the one right there.
Shhh. 1989.
We'll have to ask him what happened.
We'll have to ask him what happens.
Surely it's not that bad, right?
The slipstream, that's great.
Thank you for being the windbreaker.
No problem.
This is awesome.
This is great.
Do you use sidewalks?
No, as of this month, you're not allowed to use sidewalks anymore.
What the fuck is that?
They made it illegal to ride the bike on a sidewalk.
I thought you just meant to.
No, no.
But also the sidewalks for our bikes are pretty bad.
But this road is not very good either.
Guess rent was due again, big guy.
Dude, is definitely going to skim off the top JK.
Hello, friend Terry.
Hello, Prince Harry.
We did.
Prince Harry hasn't got that invite either.
Thank you.
Woots. Woots indeed, right.
What the fuck?
the extra cake float on this leg. Much luck.
Get an extra cake, don't worry.
I'd love a chap. It's crazy. It looks like he's wearing like regular clothes.
Glad to see Slot still biking after what happened in 1999.
What happened in 1999?
Something happened in 1989 and 1999? What's going on with these knives?
All right.
It is cold today though, Chad. It is like seven degrees.
The Zamyagaya. May your buttered chicken be succulent and moist.
May your tires never flatten and your roads always remain dry.
Thanks for another year for a great cause and great entertainment.
I appreciate you guys.
Very slight singing, let's listen.
Louder for the people in the back.
I've lost all my vision, I just want to be born again.
Very nice.
Your bike is so loud that it's like,
your engine, your engine is fucking roaring.
Fuck off, I feel like it's ready to go to shit.
Are you serious?
I'm kind of struggling.
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Put your straight ahead here.
Oh, you're on a low gear, I think.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, I think you need to change gear on the other one.
First break.
First time, John.
happy to help. The little birdie told me you should call Schlott Mr. Giggles.
Mr. Giggles? Yeah, straight. Why do they tell me to call you that?
I won't call you that. So I can relax now with this great community.
I know it's...
All partners
No, don't say that
Good stop yes straight with the light
I think it actually slowed down
I don't know why it's taking so long.
I think we can...
We can just do it, man.
I don't think it's going to change this at all.
They keep referencing stuff that happened.
not over my fear of needles. So this is my penance. Praying vertical bar and glue. Family of five.
Today is my birthday and I require more donations. Nice. L underscore question mark L underscore
Question mark L underscore question mark L underscore
True I
Know I'm truing to L underscore my brain is just rotted from all the TTS
But I'm like yeah, that's how many watts per butter chicken. Are you pushing Connor depends if it's garlic nano-plane?
garlic at least
garlic
non is
The only way you should have not I also have Mitch having
Slap in front of me because he was helping with the wind brush
What's going on there
You're maxed out
Do you want to get ahead of me I
Want you to get ahead of me. Oh fuck. I mean the dirt. Oh shit
There he is.
Your bike is maxed out?
Yeah, it's not pushing anymore.
It's really heavy, so I think I'm fine.
Do you think I'll make a lot for it?
Yeah.
I'm good.
That's not good.
Beep-boop-beep-boop. You're awesome.
Oh, the wind.
Oh no, I did the wind!
Maybe Chris already cut the e-bike.
Travellers.
Zooming, he's not pacing himself.
All right, you should ask the CEO of GamerSops while you have him to name a flavour butter
chicken J-Work.
Okay, no, no.
This means to die.
Spag, should eat some butter chicken J-Hat so he can find a way out of the arts of
1999.
You guys are amazing, keep up the good work. Love from Grace Afro.
Thank you.
How is it on the hill?
You want to talk?
You want to talk?
Of
Hello Conidue you want to know what happened in 2002 I was doing research and found out that
Think my previous fellow got lost on the way to you big lop from the Netherlands
Yeah, we get some months going a guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh L underscore, L underscore L underscore
Both right now i've got my windbreaker
This is why I brought him.
He's a tall guy as I please.
Get rid of the wind.
They keep hitting my face.
Please.
Hello and welcome to Data of Toronto Facts.
Hello.
Did you know that in December 2014,
Toronto elected a conservative mayor,
whose name was John Torley.
He's also a good smart crack, right?
150k so we can get La Bubbi Barrelah clip farm
Farmer off the side of drippy cheese rank joke. Yeah, yeah, I like 15 money gang
Just lots still have the tarantula what?
Yeah, but he's a motivation
Connor do you like butter chicken? I do chicken butter chicken butter chicken butter chicken butter chicken
Butter chicken? Butter chicken?
Why?
Butter chicken?
Why?
There seems to be a misunderstanding of the word Jay had.
It means to fight ought to struggle.
It is not a bad thing only out of context.
Love from Turkey.
Alright, thank you. I'd appreciate that.
I just feel like Chad is not using it in a sensible way.
Are you really peddling?
My legs are kind of burning.
You're going to die.
It sucks.
Yeah, that wind is killer.
The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Reisen Guard, the Reisen Guard, the Reisen Breaktime,
each post 200 milliseconds.
I feel like we're the Havits around the flat.
The Reisen Guard.
What a common, perfect flight with your best friend, Mike Tyson again.
Hello, Mike Tyson.
Good luck and good weather.
Wraith of Togges.
Thank you, Mike Tyson.
Thank you for another cyclathon and giving us the opportunity to give back to the Immune Deficiency Foundation, who helped mouse and so many others.
Oh yeah?
High Schlatt. Cycling will be easy but take care of your illness please. Connor, the merch looks amazing.
Thank you.
Chris, thank you for who you are. All the best.
Oh no.
Hey Connor, so proud of you and this-
What the hell's that?
How's that?
Keep up the good work.
Butter chicken licking.
Also watching from Jacksonville, FM.
Oh, hello.
Hello, Floridians.
I don't know why my camera did that.
Sorry about that.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, er...
Hey Conner, guess what?
My mum brought some chips from the hotel she works at.
Okay.
They are called walkers.
Do you know if they are any good?
Very good.
They're not chips, they're crisps.
Mr. Giggles the limp ring.
So proud of you all.
Keep up the good work.
That, his e-bike is kicking in the hill.
I don't have that.
Oh, my gosh, he's my whimper, I need that.
Oh, man, this hill today is so tiring.
Oh, dude, the wind is bad.
Let's catch up.
On this day of uphill cycling, remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
True.
I drink a ronam in sea, drink every day when visiting Japan.
Good drink.
make sure you have each guest tried for the first time on stream thank you most
of the guests living together very happy thanks for being a positive force in
this world
you guys are amazing the Nate Plasma kind regards from the Netherlands
thank you keep up the great work and love what you all are doing
Let's keep going boys.
It's a nice day today, relatively speaking.
Anything that isn't raining is a nice day.
How are you finding it?
Mayer.
Do you usually ride that far up?
Sometimes.
We're just going slow.
Yeah, we're just chillin
Yeah
No, that's like a three second gap it's not that big of a deal
well to see how long his battery lasts he's in trouble with that thing guys I
I don't know if it'll last all day.
That bike is heavy.
It's nice having a windbreaker there.
It certainly makes cycling a lot easier.
Just three loads, loading carbs, magma spec for your efforts, tears from the Netherlands.
Keep on cycling, for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
Schlott looks ready to send some jumps on the giant bike.
How much do we need to donate to make that happen?
Who knows. How much to make you do some jumps on the bike?
It's like I'm coming off the ground.
It's very happy.
It looks pretty solidified.
Chris Schlott, Mouss and Kroon. Hope the day goes well.
I've been lost for a long time.
Service is all I can do this year. Have a good day.
So tell me if you're in the lottery.
You will donate.
So if we all donate.
Hey Connor, Kristen Schlott, wishing you all a safe day too.
How much do you think we need to raise today to make up for what happened back in 1999?
He's trying a turn.
This is the tour of the tournament.
Oh man.
This is just like rural America.
Seconds gone now. Yeah. Love seeing slaps as a new guest on the side. What?
Didn't know of him before now. Do you ever get jealous or flack for not joining?
Fifth time watching. Warms the heart each time. F war. No, that's not the...
No! No!
Look, it's an e-bike.
What do you mean?
It's the only e-bike in the area.
What was that?
Guys, I don't think Slat is going to be happy about this.
What?
They're joining.
It's just no help.
Are you on the wrong mode?
No, I'm on the wrong mode.
Maybe the wrong gear?
I don't know what fucking place it is.
I'm just trying to figure out why wouldn't be working.
You didn't like test it before?
No, I didn't test it.
What's the piece you guys have today and love to be like for the guests?
Hope you enjoy your ride Mr. J-Shot.
Keep those donuts coming, chat.
Maybe they forgot to charge it.
Yeah, you are paddling a lot.
How do you go up?
It might be limited.
25 kilometers an hour. I think it's going less than that.
It's definitely going like 15.
Drop a coin in the slot machine, sir, we can see some good jobs.
We are on E. by Keese Street.
No, it's okay.
Connor, your Samsung reminder here.
You're the greatest athlete Wales has ever produced.
The bar was low, but you've got it.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Can't celebrate this achievement.
Hey, 130K!
Let's go!
PSI somehow got myself an agent, so if all goes well, I sadly won't be there to serve you next time.
Oh no!
Thank you very much.
Oh, we got a turn up ahead. I hope Chris knows this.
That's the highway, so you can't go up there.
I'm sure he knows. He can read.
So we're gonna turn to the right like that car just went. Oh nice, Ian's there.
Yeah, the the donate badge should be working on Twitch now. So
if you're
watching for two hours, I think or an hour even, you will get a global that can be used on any Twitch channel.
It makes your name, it shows, hey, that's what I was washing his eye off on.
It's a cute little monkey moat, it's very cute.
Yeah, we're going this way.
Japanese law dictates that the motor on an e-bike must not assist over 24 kilometers per hour.
Yeah, I don't think this is 24.
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you.
Sorry for making Bobby Moan so much yesterday.
You did make him Moan.
This room is too small when we're both here reading TTS messages.
Really? Really?
Tell me you're making Bobby Mone?
Bobby?
I don't know how much is available for.
The much will be available up until a day or two after the sacrifice, I think.
It'll be like a day or two, and then they're gone.
Keep going.
Yo!
I once had a dream that Connor was getting married and the bride wanted him to dress up as Eggman, so he got moustache extensions.
You don't know...
I don't know if I'd do that.
But if it made the person really happy, I guess I could.
Oh, you have to stop a train track. Let's see if Chris does it.
They do. They do. You just have to like come to a full stop.
I don't know.
One in Rome.
That sounded like you.
He's coughing up man, he's probably had too many cigars with you.
Oh shit, 131k already.
two k away from the break
I'm going faster than not pedaling
Look, we've got a...
Day 2 of Central Alberta Facts.
Joffrey, Alberta, is named after Marshal Joseph Joffrey, commander of the Allied armies
until 1917, during World War I.
Oh, nice.
Is he the inspiration behind Joffrey and Jim Farron, sir, and Jones?
I'll be up chat and I'll be across on Canada at the end of the stream.
So you don't like the e-bike?
Connor, I must know, what would you do if a poop helicopter were to suddenly crash
land on you?
I would be pretty sad about that.
Why, maybe CEDO gave us a word.
I'll be happy.
Yeah, that's for me.
Hello.
You are a
Yeah, that's for me. Hello. It's once again the boyfriend watching with his girlfriend from Australia
Donating to three white-collared foreigners
keep it up cat line
Cat line first time donating on twitch just to say three smell pennies
Shout out to pals who help pals Jack. Don't donate plasma because pals help pals
I'm very grateful that Power World sponsored again. They're also goddamn cool. They're
like always like hey just have fun, let people know Power World sponsored, let's check, donate.
Here is a fun slot fact. Did you know slot is down bad with the green M&M,
slot is down bad with the green M&M wide among the skate sets?
I don't know about that.
I'll have to inquire about this.
Interesting facts I'm hearing about our guests.
Hope you have a banger fifth cyclist on mouse.
IDF Connor, Chris, Jays, Pete, etc.
Here's to my fifth time donating.
Thank you.
See, this is where your bike works.
Mine doesn't work so well on these parts.
See, my problem is it doesn't go straight.
It should be on Easy Street.
Yeah, we got a front row seat.
Oh, to a life that can't be beat.
Right here on Easy Street.
Oh, it smells so bad here.
I can't believe we're on episode five of Cyclathons.
It's not the house of the year!
We're about to support again this year.
Thank you.
Keep up the excellent work, Lance.
Dude, thank you.
Thank you for the massive donations, dude.
Salute.
Keep up the good work, guys.
Remind the chat that if you sub or gift a sub,
it doesn't, unfortunately, work a prime.
You will get the donate emote.
And I think a bunch of you have it in chat,
so feel free to spam it at all points.
And if you prime, still you can skip all the ads.
So the other primes, hey, how's it going to turn to you six?
We've got 14 more days of nonstop entertainment and skipping those ads is nice.
And if you want to donate at any point during the stream, there should be a pinned comment
with the link at all times and below the stream if you're on desktop you can scroll
down as a donate panel. On mobile it's a little more difficult I will admit but the mod should
be pasting the link pretty much constantly in the chat and you can just kind of look
and see the link. It's $25 to activate the speaker. $150k today. We will swap it over
booby?
While it's south for the boys.
Oh yeah.
What's up with the boys?
W.
Sounds like a fucking monster truck in front of here.
Well, this should be our stop.
What a beautiful area.
So, uh, you have always been a big inspiration.
Your generation of Welsh chickens find me to do something similar for my father-in-law this year.
Fight it.
Yeah, the bike doesn't work, guys.
The bike doesn't work.
Yeah.
I know how bike works.
Yeah.
It's in pie mode.
The thing is, is like just adding weight, yeah, because I'm not, because I have an e-bike at home, and I live in the fucking mountains like this.
Could be going 25 kilometers an hour on the hills.
Oh no, what's the next?
You did this. You did this, bro.
What's the table last night?
It doesn't work. It definitely works.
It helps vaguely on the hills, like I pass Connor on the hills, but going straight, it's like, it's, it adds chacoins.
This is the only one you can find.
Oh yeah, you'll get a single beer in front.
I'll actually do the regular bike.
I'm not even joking, I'll do the regular bike.
Well, guess the hell we'll swap it out.
We'll have this ready.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People have it, bro. I'm not going to stop doing this.
That was a very expensive bike.
You fucking losers, I'm going to be on your bike, kiss my fucking ass.
Well, now I can't do my smoking cigars bit because I actually have to try.
This sucks.
I was hoping I could...
I have to do it like the rest of us, mate.
That's not good, though.
It's gonna be slow now.
Oh, shit.
No, he'll be alright.
He's a strong land.
I feel like having lunch at 5pm, mate.
He's pretty powerful.
He could single-handedly open the straight of Hormuz if he wanted to.
He's an awful land.
Is that right?
How would he do that?
Everybody just chill out and have a fucking cigar.
That's what you think.
That's organic.
$133,000. Whoa! Anonymous with a $1,500 donation.
Oh, my goodness.
In a world where people want to be seen for doing giz,
I like to have anonymous and just want to do giz without eating the kilo.
Thank you, Christopher, that $1,500 donation.
It wasn't me.
Okay.
You would make it now.
Somebody who's much better than me.
If you gave $1,500, you would make it now.
Everyone, my mind went, 5,000, oh.
Where are the brakes?
Where are the brakes?
Where are the brakes?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
This is some alien contraption.
I don't know.
I'm supposed to hold it like a gun.
So I don't just look like that.
I don't have to get through the prism of the entire
world.
It's like the AR-70 rifle, because it
can't break these in.
Oh, OK.
I got you, son.
It's one to go up and two to go down.
So it's both of them to go down.
What do you feel, as in like, like,
there's two psychic, there's two psychic,
and then like this, like this. Oh!
So that's to go down. This is on and it's a front. So you're not going to change this one that much?
Yeah, this is the front gear, the back one you're going to change.
This is up. Yeah, the singular is correct. That's very bad. We still have a lot to go as well.
Oh, this restaurant's actually open.
Is it?
I just saw something in there, let's see.
Oh, I thought it was an abandoned building.
Oh, it's open.
Yeah, I think so.
I could pull something walking out.
Yeah, this opens up again.
I thought it was abandoned.
Don't weigh yourself out before the actual cycle.
Yeah.
The fucking bell doesn't work on this thing.
What is this?
This is...
There you go.
What key is that?
I'm deaf.
I can't actually hear you.
You don't need the building.
We're going to go far away.
Well, you have a problem as well?
No.
No, I don't think so.
What else is that?
This is my original name of the farm, but now we're getting a cleaner.
Bawr!
This one's further. This is twenty-five.
Let's try.
When are we passing your favourite thing to the bay?
It's my favourite thing.
Oil fields.
Oh, we've already passed that.
Oil fields.
Japan has one of the world's largest oil reserves after China and America.
They can run for 200 days on their own oil that they've stored.
And it's stored over that mountain over there.
That's why Shat's here to recover it.
I was actually planning community pit stop over there.
I'd have a task.
And there's a big American air base down the road called Misal and we can fly out.
That's a good vaccine, Jersey.
Chris, you can come here.
You can call me shlack now.
Whoa.
All right.
I've been calling you shlack my friend out.
I'm mixing the cigar bit.
Because this is your son's work.
I kind of like calling you the stack over here.
The smoke stack?
Why do you like that?
You know what I mean?
We can do that.
It'll always be the stack to me.
Who is that?
That's your fucking gag on your little huge box.
We'll see who needs a fucking baseballs now.
And that you'll need by power.
20 kilometers time. It'll be at my feet, boy.
I'll be all right.
How's the chair, Billy?
It's all right.
Yeah? Yeah, it's like the end of the world.
I will be.
I will be.
We'll see you later.
It's all right. You think so?
No.
Come on.
Is this about me?
Wow.
Wow.
Slap secret agent.
What?
Oh, why is that lurping?
Oh.
What with this?
You can't wear a fucking gatoring?
No, no, no, I can't.
What's funny?
This is what you want.
Everything about you.
I just, this fit is immaculate.
I love it.
They'll come rescue me.
They'll come rescue me.
They'll come rescue me.
They'll come rescue me.
See, 8-10 more hogs are going to be coming in.
They'll come rescue me.
There's just how much we've raised.
$134,000.
That's cool.
They're very fast.
They're already...
We're nearly 150K.
You're amazing.
So you're like yourself, even with double numbers.
I think anyway, we're going to adjust it to this one now, and we'll see how it goes.
Okay, basically, there's two ways this goes by the next time we stop.
Either I'm not speaking the rest of the day, or I'm going to be in a much more chipper movie.
Do you feel like energetically spent off to the loss?
I like to burn.
Oh, shit.
Are they supposed to be burning in the front?
I'll tweak that. The first leg's always the hardest.
That's not true.
I need to fucking hear
What did you talk to me about?
And then the last make of the day is last
The first make of the day
Your legs are warmed up
Your cordial retrales
The top is the cordial retrales
This is linen
You know linen?
We could have such comforts
This is
Taylor Stitch
Marine Layer
Smart Wool
smart wool you're gonna get hot mate you got three ladders sorry once I get hot
they'll come and rescue me
we got 20k for the next stop
really?
This is just like upstate New York lots missing is a stewards right here
It's like a family market shit, but they have good ice cream
Okay, okay, that's good.
I, uh, I think I have a bit of an upset here.
I'll take you on that.
You'll love it.
We'll throw a little strawberry at all the deer in my backyard.
That sounds nice.
I, uh...
I don't even fucking know that.
It's just, it's lush and it's beautiful.
It's only a little bit.
I will take anyone who wants to come upstate with me.
You've never.
You probably fucking hate animals.
You want other people to act like you can't stand deer.
I love deer. I can't.
I've been to Rabbit Island.
I've done my time.
I've been to Rabbit Island.
He's talking your time.
You've been talking to me about Narnia.
Have you been to Rabbit Island?
No, I haven't lived.
I've been to Rabbit Island.
There's an island off of Tays and Rocheville.
There's like 2,000 rabbits.
They left.
They left them on the fray.
And they all went to my brothers.
They're a chemical weaponist.
What?
Get off the earth.
What are they doing on the surface?
I spoke to a pair of medicine air gags in the 1940s
and they're like, let's make it a happy place now
and they're just rabbits.
And you get off the boat and it's like, left.
Left the side to the left.
It's just a lot of bunch of rabbits going.
Essentially, on the left, you go off the boat
and it's two sides, on the left it's like rabbits.
On the right side it's chemical weapons.
It's a really giant place for the rabbits.
Oh God.
Chemical weapons.
You spoke about the rabbits like you were like baby sitting in the neck.
I've done my time.
What you do? You lay on the ground and cover yourself with food and the rabbits like pile on.
I'm like 50 rabbits on my face.
I know people with dogs who've done that.
I'd say rabbits save the dogs on my face anyway.
They put a little peanut butter on there.
What?
I don't know why you didn't hear it.
It's okay, go boys.
Alright.
Yeah, you're gonna need this.
Alright boys.
Yeah, I don't think it's the first time.
Yeah, I think it's the...
It's just to...
Keep going.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah, thank you, man.
This is the bloke who got me on the Toge of People, what's the charge eating your menom?
You'll see.
My favorite short fest about Harry Potter is in the French books dot the word for one
is Baguette.
The badif tunes is the wizard Harry.
What's the charge?
Eating a meal.
A succulent potatick in milk.
Oh my god.
secret agent. Let's go Cyclophon. LFG. Excited to see Cyclophon 5, good luck.
Greetings, gents. The streams are inspiring me to get more active and it's only day two.
2020-26 is the year we all get Shredded Hashtag Dicks in December.
Dicks in December?
my fifth year watching the cycloth and even if I can't catch the streams I'm
one of those insane VOD watches from the top say one shot at the VOD watches
so good shout out my VOD watches
oh it smells a bad dude it smells like shit here
Why, what, did you not shower yesterday, mate?
Two hour long bath.
Two hour long bath? You're like the fucking Baron Harkin and mate.
My wrath, I do.
Connor, you are an inspiration. You started the ride on the same day as one of the biggest cycling races in the world.
Tour of Flanders.
Tour of Flanders?
I'm unfamiliar. I'm not a competitive cyclist. I'm not that good.
I just get on my bike once a year for two weeks.
He quickly dropped the cigar bit when he realized he actually had the cycle.
That's so funny.
His life's gonna die though. I don't know how to do that too.
She says the e-bike doesn't work.
Coming from Tasmania, Australia the regularly forgotten island of my country.
No, I'm not holding a grudge.
Tasmania!
Keep up the good work.
Oof!
Oh it is cold man. It's cold man.
It's freezing.
Yeah. I was kind of hoping the sun would come out a little bit.
But it's not. Oh no I forgot. Good morning Connor Love from Australia.
Morning.
Good morning Australians.
My first Cyclophon, good luck and a great cause.
Thank you.
It's just cold because you want to, you know, you're moving a lot.
Oh, thank you.
I did a UX research presentation on the impact of these Cyclophons on awareness for
the other day.
Oh, that's awesome.
For God's sake.
That's so cool.
Thank you.
I'd love to see that.
I, uh, the community foundation sent me
some info, more info about the charity
that I can share with you guys as well.
I don't know if you know yourself for lunch or something.
Oh, it's cold.
It's cold.
Oh, it's another cyclist.
What the hell?
That guy's a made outfit.
No, he's not made outfit with a full, yeah.
Damn.
You pee first time donating coming from Texas.
Hello, thank you so much for the donation. Mr. Texas Man.
Oh, the wind farm, so close to the windmill.
I have...
I've touched one.
Happy Day 2 of Cyclethon.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just open your wallets and get those doughnuts in.
150 for you guys and her load of the big guy.
150 for Ruby Boys.
And he'll make a stunning comeback.
Thank you all day for the donation.
Seriously, he's very kind.
You got the badge? Hey, congrats, man. I'm excited to see all your badges, guys.
Hello, boys. You always show us the very breast of humanity.
Why did you say that?
Pick up the great work.
Why did Brian say it like that? Brian, what the fuck?
The very breast.
Oh, just got a cute pedaling, boys.
That's all you gotta do.
But it's nice though.
This area is really beautiful.
It's just very serene, very quiet.
This is like genuine Bear Country there, which is the scary part.
Hey Connor, it's me.
Leon Scott Kennedy.
Can I be in this cyclophone?
No thanks, bro.
I'd rather play Dino than boss. Here is my donation.
Smart manly alternative.
Hi. Picks here. The vid of the women streaming got over a million views on Twitter.
People debated by anything. How much do you have for lots of picks?
Get the number of picks.
Love the course you do, Connor, and Chris, this is my first donation. All subject diaries are ruins.
Good night from me cake and catch schemes often hears the money I would have spent
Oh, thank you. Thanks. Thank you
It's very time to keep up the good cause everyone love from Peter didn't answer
I actually hear the questions and Dr. Ballard chunky sausages community breasts. Thank you the breasts
Great signalling. Very responsible cycling.
Okay, he's holding up alright, good.
Awwww!
What beautiful weather.
Oh, there we go.
What's up?
Oh.
Just tell me, Cyclethon would start this soon and now I'm in Italy and it's almost 4AM.
By the way, you stink.
Oh, thanks, man.
What's up?
Let's go, Monkey Chris and Schlott working that cake to for a good cause, say chubbers, you heroes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you're just cycling.
Beautiful.
Yeah, this is nice.
What are you laughing about?
The light is a feather, dude.
Hey, you're free.
No, it's actually a sick fucking prank you played on.
Okay, it wasn't a prank.
It wasn't a prank.
That wasn't a prank.
It's not me and the e-bike that didn't work.
We thought it worked.
Did we test it?
No.
Yes.
The lion does not concern himself with the e-bike of the sheep.
Yeah, you're not gonna make it.
You know, you're not gonna make it, man.
Good.
night. Yes skip. Good way to early morning from Germany. Yeah they're a little uncomfortable.
But yeah your hands are just gonna hurt. This is Leonardo DiCaprio. Chris really has the
uns for his butter chicken jihad sandwich. Keep up the good work guys. Sending love you guys and
mouse.
No handlebars.
High conaglar to catch both days so far. Love from Scotland. Celtic nations gang ride.
Hey Celtic brothers.
Stay safe, stay healthy, bounce on the buttered chicken, five in a row.
You wonder if Peter's joining? Peter's joining, man. He always joins.
I keep hearing something in the bushes.
Really?
Yeah.
What kind of thing?
I don't know.
Like something was following us, remember?
Hey, 136, awesome guys.
There's a lot of trash in this road.
Yeah.
That really feels like home.
Yeah, it's just like America, man.
Yeah, I mean the countryside is, you know, definitely a lot more trash than in the
The city's... weirdly...
It's a bad... ah... surely not.
Mouse, you said to ask you to go faster.
Just following instructions here.
Go faster?
Why?
Come in there, Connor.
Remember, there is no bad weather, only poor clothing.
Also, hi my German.
I love you now.
Shout out to my fellow Somniac Swedes.
Swedes, I care you now, I'll have to vary you off here my son.
But on the other side of the spectrum,
they're making to support my colleagues.
Love of the world is...
I mean, because of where the convicts happen to be, the people do this to keep a record of themselves fixed.
What the hell is the level exactly where every impregnant needs a big boy?
He might have a flat, coming from a big boy. 4 bar is good.
Oh dude, are you back?
Okay, we're back. We're back. Just a little valley of no signal.
Just want to do my part in helping people. Thank you for what you do.
My pleasure.
Hello, this is the bear that was making the noises in the bush you were talking about.
Can you slow down so I can catch up?
Sure.
Greetings from Austria.
Love what you are doing, keep it going.
Oh hi Connor.
I am celebrating a milestone birthday this year, the Big Five 0.
Oh shit congrats.
That's right.
You have an old fart.
Genetza as a fan.
Much love.
Thank you.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm hanging out with this.
One of such of the Iron Mouse Defense Fund.
Keep it up boys.
The signal is kind of bad here. It will come back.
We're just in a very remote car.
They won't be able to tell, Doc. You have a flawless British accent.
Thank you. Whoa. Oh, there's a thing on the road. It doesn't fall off.
Yeah, trees are like the worst for signals I've learned. Trees pretty much
fuck everything because it just gets in the way of the signal.
We're surrounded by massive wind turbines.
First time donating to a good cause.
Much love.
Less than three.
Thank you.
Hey Connor, either Tattooed Cougar of the UK will happily hold the fort for those who
need sleep.
To the moon.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello again from a 93% from Seattle.
I donated about $700 last year, but my small business isn't as stable this year.
I try to donate daily still.
No, you're not going to do that. Take care of yourself first.
I'm hoping to see you boys enjoy many succulent Chinese meals during this cyclathon.
I hope we get some.
I would love a succulent Chinese meal, that's a big truck.
It's really in the middle of nowhere.
Nope.
Yes.
It is lovely though.
Bar the manure smell.
It just smells of manure to it.
Trots do well.
Who's got good pace?
Yeah, he might run out halfway, but...
No!
I got a comment that was like,
I'm tired of watching Chris's cake
all day.
I was like, can you sound
like you are in the minority?
I think most people keep asking.
For more.
Yes, that's the only way. He's up front.
Not on the e-bike.
I've managed to bamboozle him into a normal bike.
And there's two more.
What's the charge, Dale? Eating a meal, Dale?
A succulent butter chicken meal, Dale?
It never ends. The butter chicken.
Still though, it's a nice road, so you can't complain, this is kind of what you want.
Why aren't we watching Twilight while we ride?
Could finish the whole series.
Robert Pattinson's best work.
I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
God, they're sharing the secrets of success.
What's up?
Yeah.
His, uh...
His gear thing looks funny.
Yeah, look at it.
Yeah, it doesn't look right. Look at the back of it.
This looks like it's off, this thing, because when you're cycling, it's like off-center.
What is?
So, we've got to put you back on the bike, man.
We've got to put you back.
I'm sorry, Slad.
I'll tell you, buddy.
You've got to be...
I'm still in some care.
No, it looks fine.
I'll take a look at it when we get there.
What? What? What's bad?
This plastic thing should be like scented.
So it's...
Great. So you bought me a bike that didn't work.
And then one that's broken.
It's awesome, man.
No, not broken.
Will you treat your guests?
What do you mean?
I'll leave the smoke stack.
Your PewDiePie gets the $15,000 specialized bike.
He probably brings this fucking home.
He might, he might, who knows.
Oh, look at this.
My pants have been getting shredded up against the gear.
These are done.
How are they expensive?
Of course they're expensive.
Welcome to the real world, buddy.
You raised a million dollars this week.
I didn't know, man.
Fucking gold.
It's all right, not the linen.
Oh, goodness.
That is so funny.
Slight-toed a lot of fun here, dude.
I was like, just do your thing, man.
Not the linen, Chad. Not the linen.
anything but the linen as you expect this is exactly what I wanted I was like
I just wanted to torture him
he brought the linen bike the linen ship trousers to the cycle that's
That's ridiculous.
I've just seen the TTS.
Oh, it's 9 degrees.
It's cyclethon 5 going to pass near a Chikawa.
If so, we need to go say hi to your cousin Punch-kun, the monk, and his girl, Mo-chan.
What?
Who?
Who?
Oh, this road will probably get a little busier now, because the highway is coming off here.
Straight for 2K?
Yes, 2K.
How the hell did he, how the hell is he even hitting the gears?
Oh, I see his pants are like flailing.
Yeah.
It's not...
It's not...
A little less in the hard way, unfortunately.
There's linen that looks so nice.
Okay, that's fair, that's fair.
I know very good stuff.
But it's just great exercise though.
Oh, I'm having a...
I'm having an absolute ball.
Do you like the hills?
It really is in the middle of nowhere, it is, man.
We should be getting back to civilization in a moment, and the bit rate, okay what
you see
first don't know coming from pennsylvania keep up the good work and hope to see
more money raised
Yeah, we have the Jersey. We have the Jersey. And we have, well that's kind of the only
really cycling on. Because most people who watch Cycleton don't cycle. So most of the
things you make are just kind of like general wear. So that you know even if
people don't cycle they can still get some merch to remember the Cycleton buy.
Yeah there's loads of wind farms in this area. Loads of them.
Adito, okay, cool place.
Oh great, another hill, you get here, I mean after a certain point they're all just suffering,
you don't really keep track much anymore.
all just pain. Pain, pain, pain. Alright. There's no cell phone. The tower's in this
place. Oh, the cute human. Even though he's shouting at us.
On behalf of the hills, I would appreciate it if you'd stop talking bad about us in front of so many people.
Sorry.
Sorry man, that's not bad.
Hey, it's taken the hill, though. Look at that.
It's doing well.
He's doing good, man.
The
Immune Decision C Foundation does fantastic work.
Sure.
Unfortunately for Schlott.
There is no linen deficiency foundation.
That's true.
Unfortunately for Schlott.
Unfortunately for Schlott.
What's going on here?
Okay, so we'll go Lawson's then yeah, yeah, I think that's fine
High hold notes, Slat.
That was another 10.
10.
Little do another 7, get a break.
Easy.
Is it a 7km? Easy.
Why don't you just throw it over the toilet?
It's like a horror film, it's a cool film.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, OK, OK, take a photo then, now.
It's literally just straight on this road.
Yeah, straight down.
Yeah, so within the second location.
Yeah, I see it.
It's, yeah.
You guys want to go?
You do not want to go inside?
No.
How's the, yeah, so your, here's like bike, right?
That plastic ring is not centered.
I don't know why.
More money, more problems.
Am I right?
No.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, like that should be, you know what I mean?
Oh, I guess that plastic fit, there's like a little clip.
That should be on one of the spokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, there we go, perfect.
There we go.
Oh, enough for it?
Yeah, look at it.
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
It's really good.
What are you insinuating?
The ring doesn't matter, I know.
I bet, yeah, it just wobbles a bit, so.
Chris wobbles a bit when he's cycling.
If you notice, he cycles like a clown.
His legs jut out like he's on
some kind of tricycle?
I think he's doing that to accentuate those large cats.
Have you seen them?
Yeah.
They're fucking huge, bro.
They're, yeah, they are.
I thought they were like that.
We do think they were forged in Chernobyl or something,
because we don't understand why they're so...
One leg in the elephant's foot.
Yeah, you see, that is.
We've got two elephant's foot right here.
Oh, fucking...
Why is it there?
It's not here.
Bike repair experts out here. No, we forgot to
Yeah
I forgot to so we'll do it the next stop
Why do you why do you want our guests to show take it off getting the hot tub
Yeah, you do always want people to strip.
I feel like I've not really spoken to anyone today.
How you doing, chap?
Can you tell?
Boys, you are the Ferrari of St Clefins.
Hell yeah.
Where's Booby today?
What's his name?
Where's Booby?
Is he there?
Booby?
Yeah.
He's a voice on the speaker.
He comes out when we get 150k.
He's Iron Mouse's right hand man.
I was coming out when we got 150k.
We'll also put you on the bag.
Yeah, 150k and what's what bikes?
Is that better than the E-Bond?
Oh much better.
Really?
Yes.
It's like night and day.
I feel like a feather.
You know that Sabrina Carpenter song?
Feather?
He doesn't know current pop culture.
I know that espresso song.
Think about me every night.
Cause that was four years ago.
It's that me espresso.
I got back home yesterday from my first trip to Japan, walked 120 miles in 14 days, really
put into perspective how hard it must be to do these cycle paths.
You see that person's cycle paths?
They're made out there.
Oh yeah, I missed them.
Oh yeah.
Oh, he said some shit in Japanese too, I didn't know.
Oh really?
Yeah.
So it ended with kudasag.
You very much.
I'm back with you this time.
You're the best.
Is this Sniper?
No, I don't think so.
He had like a whole...
He was just wearing a made-up fit, cycling in the middle of nowhere.
He had quite sniky behaviour.
But he had so much gear on him.
Like he had like a genuine like travel.
Maybe he's gone to the oil fields.
Yeah.
But I'll never suspect a maid to take the oil.
They least expect it.
See, I'm not saying oil could asset it.
And they just hand it over.
What's zero percent?
Apparently we've done zero percent of the distance today. I don't know why it's broken. Maybe the mods will message me and tell me why
Why are you guys touching tips shall we?
UIsha and anigans game of sorts
Game of sorts
Well, he didn't have a can of my TD milk, so...
But I should go and buy it using coupon code C-Dog.
Or Schlatt.
Well, game of the day.
Game of the stop starts at GG slash C-Dog is great.
And you can get the cup.
You're using the cup.
That's my new cup.
This is your cup?
That's my new cup.
Where's the girl with the huge wrap?
That's only you.
Well, I opted.
Perhaps the sales will be lowered this year, but I...
be. Yeah, unfortunately, that's normally the standard. The Trash Taste one's a huge
rack. How's that going by way? Trash Taste? Yeah. Good. A standard podcast. How long you've
been gone? 300 episodes. Once every week. So six years. Once my podcast went down
How long did you go for?
He went, like, beginning at 2021 to end at 2025 or 2024.
Oh, well, I'm weekly uploads.
Yeah.
Oh, that's pretty, yeah, it's quite a lot.
Yeah, most podcasts last like three episodes.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's been going well so far.
It's pretty easy to do.
It's not really hard to do a podcast.
Chris, tips or tips?
Shall we get this lawson?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's get a coffee.
I'll let you guys take a piece.
I was feeling kind of self-conscious.
Really?
Go find Chris.
I can go in front of you if you want.
Sure.
Now you're going good.
I think it's a good pace.
It's a relaxed.
Just two rows touching tips and it's just straight on this road.
Straight on this road for quite a while.
What happened to Slat's e-bike?
Well apparently it just doesn't work, it doesn't work very well so he forwent it, forgoed
it, forwent it.
I don't know, I'm not an English major.
Just three loads on a bike.
Another 9k for Lawson's, but that'll mean we've done about 30k today, which is great.
That's a good chunk.
Trying to get as much done because our lunch place is quite a long long way.
There's a really cool lunch place that we all want to go to.
Unfortunately it was 56 kilometres from our starting point.
So not the greatest in terms of placement.
Oh my God, it's wind is killing me.
I guess that's why there's wind farms here. Who could have guessed that?
Who could have guessed?
Wind farms equal windy.
Oh, I should resume the thing.
Bicycle, some convenient jogger pants.
Some convenient...
Locals have started reporting Namahaj sightings.
Three of them on bikes.
Hey!
You're not faster, man.
You're more faster, man.
Hey, thank you.
Shut up.
I'm not always watching the streams and helps to shout out my.
She really wants to sing with you.
Why's it not gonna happen?
Why are you... why?
Yeah.
It's not a wedding.
pain. What are women doing? They sit on their balls when riding bikes. Men do not
sit on their balls when they're riding bikes. I'm going to a charity event for
female amputees this weekend that place is gonna be crawling with- Yeah, why are you sitting on your balls?
Yo.
GAMERSUP.GG slash CD-ORG. I'm gonna slot my pants.
Hey Connor, have you ever had of the K-pop group stray kids? Best of luck
less than three. It's your favorite dictator, Kim Jong-un and more handsome than
ever but not as handsome as Chris and his nuclear-sized cars. Butter chicken.
Thank you. Thank you for that. I appreciate that.
Oh man, endless country roads today, but we aren't going to Almorey, so eventually it
will be a big city.
There we go, speed it up now, speed it up now.
Greetings from Germany.
I have already prepared to stay awake for the cyclist on this year as well.
you guys the best weather and a lot of fun. Thank you. Yeah it's a little drab today but
look you take drab over rain any day, Louis. Although I do hate these constant up and down hills.
It's just like you have to work hard every five minutes.
Oh man the wifi is so bad.
Oh, shit, I'm getting out.
I'm tired.
Oh, the signal is very bad over this part of the...
...turtle.
Just join the second stream.
Crazy to see Mr. Giggles is real.
Just join the second stream.
Crazy to see Mr. Giggles is real. It's almost like he's still with us.
Also, what's for lunch?
Tuna. Tuna.
I'll speed up.
Oh, it's an abbey.
Tuna, isn't it?
Bit of tuna!
Another pizza? I always wish it was on pizza.
I love tuna on pizza.
Oh
Whoa
No pedal just keep pedaling
I need coffee man
Huh, I've only had one this morning. I need more than one
One is not enough
One is nothing any more than that
I'm behind the b**ch
Tune on pizza? Yeah, what's up?
We have the ocean to our rides, beautiful.
Hey Connor, are you and Mouse the first people ever featured on the SBN because of tuna pizza?
Yes.
First and last probably, is my guess.
This is my guess.
Legs.
Palmhandies.
Carry all the stumps, heavy chap.
I got the weight of tens of thousands of people in my bag.
It's heavy. Oh wow, it's like a city in the distance.
It's like a city.
Anchovies, I love anchovies on pizza.
So good. So yummy.
I'll have any fish on pizza to be honest with you.
All right, whoa! Another hill, boys are crushing it there.
A naked man was arrested after stealing a bicycle and riding away on it.
The police impounded the bicycle, but worried that the evidence is tainted.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's a valid concern.
Oh, that windmill's close. Yeah, it's crazy, huh?
That's crazy how big that is here. You touch it.
We should go touch it.
I think it's moving.
Okay, well, you can see, I don't know if you guys can see on the screen, but that's a
The most big town of the distance.
Oh wow.
That must be part of our mooring.
Behind the boys, but I'm just trying to leave you here.
I don't really want to go all out.
Cinema.
Yeah, this whole town is nice.
Oh, don't forget chat, you can donate using the link down below, or the link in the pinned
chat, $25.00, exactly like TTS.
If you watch the cycle from now, you'll get a cute little badge.
And if you have a little emote, if you sub or gift a sub, primes don't work, unfortunately,
you will get a cool little badge for the stream.
So you can spam that.
I didn't get drip
and catch up a little bit here
yeah sorry if the the quality of the stream goes bad for a bit seems to be
pretty ass out here.
Oh another hill, of course.
Ah
Wow very beautiful very beautiful
Umi da!
Hi from Master Stream, the goat POV.
POV, you're watching the goat?
Thank you for everything you do, Lescon 3.
Thank you.
I love hills.
Oh no, his pants are ripping them.
I think I found the origin of your scuff.
When Van Gaan caught up to Lord Mutton shops up there,
They lost signal.
Only experiment.
No.
There's linen pants that are great on you.
It'd be a shame if anything would happen to them.
They've done it right, man.
You used to look so good in them.
There's only a gift card.
A gift card.
Gift card. Sure.
Aww.
I put Tulun on a pizza once. Nice.
Even the pizza was like, bro, I had a future.
That's, that's not true. Tulun pizza is very good.
I recently got back from my first international trip to Iceland.
The country is incredibly beautiful. You should do cyclops for nice news someday
Are you cool?
Like I was loved to cycle the entire world
Love you boo
It's so beautiful man
Even when it's like like misty and
Overcast. Still beautiful man.
Even when a fucking giant truck passes you by,
it's still nice. It's just nice being here and being alive.
Congrats on everyone who got their badge as well.
My legs are struggling here.
Time for the yearly subscription fee for the Psycho-Elephant Madness.
Through.
Yo, 500 bucks.
Someone should warn Schloch that there is a crazy Welch man chasing after him.
No.
Here is 33 dollars.
For those that donate after.
Keep up to the great work.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for all the big donations.
Greetings from Belgium, working on my comic while watching the cake on my second monitor,
Pinkpicka.
Nice.
Thank you.
I hope you're doing well.
Best of luck on the comic.
140k boys.
140k boys
That's good
Yo big
Thank you
Just got back from my 530 mile pilgrimage across Spain. Yeah, I'll see the little saw but glad in here. How are you?
Hi Connor. Love from Melbourne. Keep up the amazing work.
I love Melbourne.
And let's also put our hands together to pray for Schlott's pants.
Pray for Schlott's pants? They say. They're praying for your pants.
Oh my god!
Why is it so loud?
What is love?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlike unto?
Do not question your love.
What?
That's right, don't be shy.
What are you saying?
Holy shit.
$1200 dollar turnout? What?
What? How?
What?
Is that right?
We must be close to the Lawson's now because we're in like civilisation, so we're probably
pretty close now, I guess.
Oh, there's a Lawson's right ahead.
That would make sense if that's it.
I believe, I believe this is our breakpoint, the Lawson's up ahead.
I could be wrong.
Yeah, that is it.
Oh, thank you for hosting my favorite event of the year.
It truly doesn't feel like spring until the fire starts.
True, man.
Day two of delirity. What does the bakery and your jeans have in common?
What?
They are both full of cake.
Okay.
Pup the hard work.
Oh, big break time.
Alright.
What's the thing to talk about if you guys don't care?
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go to coffee.
What?
What?
I'm here to see if you can pick up your phone.
I'm here to see if you can pick up your phone.
Do you usually leave their donations off?
Do you know them?
I do.
Oh, okay.
Do you want me to get some stuff?
I'll stay here.
if you want to pop out of here and have a snack
excuse me if a car is wet
oh, what else do I want?
I have some bad news
turn around
look to the views
are you showing them that swamp ass right now?
no you don't
No, I do.
I'm just kidding.
It's not an arm.
What's he doing?
I want to show the streamers caps.
Why do you want me to turn around and cut my ass?
I just want to show them what I...
You just shut them.
It's nothing bad.
It's going to be a clip, man.
Is it ripping?
Do I have a chair?
Am I running?
In the top of your London.
Fuckin' me. I sent these pants back a year ago because I did that.
Did you watch that?
Is there a picari strut in the house?
We got that.
We can choose. I like the brands.
I like the Bavarian.
Not Aquarius, man?
No. I feel contempt for Aquarius because one time I thought it was just water.
Because it says water in the name, you know?
So that's it, that's your law?
Yes, so...
Oh, so what am I looking at?
These are the TTSs, so these are the priority?
These are the priorities, these are the guys donating.
The New Interficiency Foundation guys keep coming in.
This view is getting Daisy Trenaris on the coast by Cherno.
Happy Easter, it absolutely is, dude.
I feel like I'm running to uh, to uh, where's the one I'm known as Svetlo?
No I didn't.
Svetlo?
I feel like I'm headed to Svetlo right now.
You've been in Japan a few times though, right?
Yeah, yeah, I come pretty frequently, not up here though.
Oh?
I mean I went to Sapporo last time, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
man this these views are really not the rose-tinted glasses off guys you know
this is the same shit it's like we could have just had just gotten on my
bike and done this and you know what the motor would have worked
Because this is an electric assist.
I know. That's what we have in the US too.
Yeah, I have a specialized e-bike.
And it's got electric assist and it's a breeze.
And that's what I thought I was getting myself into.
That was harder than an actual bike.
I feel like a feather on this.
You know the Sabrina Carpenter song?
No.
Heather?
No.
Did you give us a red tissue?
Just saying about some guy that like now that she's he's gone that he she feels so
light like a feather yeah I don't see women's song so only only man only the
crooner classics you can give us a male rendition if you get me exasperated
enough on the bike I'll probably start belting something out just to keep my
spirits going what's your go to karaoke song my way probably on the street where
you live D Martin this time I'm swinging the bigger the figure Louis
Prima nice I got a woman as big as a house yes
I'll say that one that was fun I wanted I want to do a whole album of like Rat Pack
covers any uh any collapse no not even with a cheeky mouth no no actually not
come on you're gonna have to crush it she keeps fucking fucking me about it I
I want to sing with you.
Why not?
You're not gonna scare me.
What would you sing that?
You could sing that.
We'd probably do a duet, Embraceable You.
Oh, shit.
Didn't hear that one.
She'd be, uh, I'd be Louis Freeman and she'd be my, uh, Gilly, whatever.
Oh, that'd be cool.
Yeah.
I mean, we tried to say something stupid, but I just didn't know that something stupid
was going on.
Oh, she didn't know something stupid?
Yeah.
That's a great one.
That'd be number two, probably.
She wants to do a Christmas song.
Well, I'm done with those.
I did, I did two of those albums.
He doesn't need to do another record outside there.
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
I'm going to shoot the problem.
I'm going to shoot the problem.
He just goes off.
So I'm done. That's fine.
Dave too and he's already on it.
Uh, Naby, do you have any game of subs I could have?
Yeah.
Game of subs you say? What's that?
so that you just have to keep on going.
See, dog, what's that?
It's got to make me some money.
Make me some money.
See, I got to make him money.
Get the cup.
It looks great on your bike.
Look at that.
It fits right in there.
Looks amazing.
You also get to cycle and you tell your monkey car.
And $2 every single cup purchase goes to a charity.
It's OK.
So I'm just a shieldbot.
That's all I do.
I'm like, Schlatt, Chris, funny time.
I'm like, chill.
Chill time.
Is he going to take your bag at a certain amount?
150k you're going to swap bikes I think
You need to teach him how to read your phone
No, no, no, it's a different to mine
No, no, I'll just do it
Oh yeah, he can't read
Yeah, he doesn't
142k so far
They're so close to 150
That will get the bag on
Right?
I am
It will save us this all the guacamole
So did the new ones come in on the top or the bottom bottom of the donations you haven't gotten one in a minute
Wow, you should be counter-stopping.
Thank you for hosting my favorite event of the year.
It truly doesn't feel like spring until...
Yeah, it doesn't feel like spring here either, buddy.
You'd think like maybe if we're going up all the way north,
you'd wait till the planets are exploding up here.
Nope.
They will, like, uh...
Are we cooking?
How do you see the whole message?
Oh, I'm going.
Oh, we just clicked this and then it played them?
Oh.
I responded to that.
I'm not sure I'm reading this.
A couple months ago, it would have felt like the Mosque,
which is my favorite gazing map.
The what?
The Mosque.
Is it Daisy?
You know Daisy?
No.
The game?
It's like a running simulator.
You just kind of run.
It's like if we were doing this, but we were running.
Oh, we were.
we would go into like the Caming Martin and Loot it.
Yeah, that's a sick game.
Yeah, you're wrong with it, right?
And every now and then there's a narration that plays like,
oh my god, the zombies are coming.
Start running.
Yeah.
No, wait, no.
What are you playing?
Wait, are you talking about the running app?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I used that, dude, I used that like 15 years ago.
Daisy is like a computer game.
It is the one that you're talking about.
Yeah, that's the OG pub G game, right?
Daisy was a dull man.
That takes me to the next one, so you know, I chose you.
Oh!
There's so many of them.
The thing of the armor mod, it started as a mod for armor, then became its own thing.
Oh!
There are zombies.
I can't believe it.
I've just got a voice idea of some of the armor mods.
I can't believe you...
I can't believe you referenced the fucking running...
No, I don't think you would play your own music, and then you'd have this app that kicked in once in a while that's like,
There's zombies again!
They're right there!
You're gonna start running, bro!
And then you have to turn the trigger like a whole hat.
Yes.
You had to get supplies as you were running and stuff.
You could get supplies, and then it would tell you when to run and when you could take a break.
And then you'd get like, you know, the story would progress.
It was good!
Really?
Yeah, it was fun!
I cannot believe you...
That's the deepest cut I've heard in a long time.
Peak 2015.
It's called Zombies Run.
That's my daisy, the fake beer, the fake beer, do you remember that?
Oh the OG iPhone app, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My god, that is going back in. That's something with Angry Birds.
Connor looks so tiny next to Schlatt.
This is not true.
Can I be honest with you, man?
We see each other maybe once or twice a year.
Every time I am about to see you, I'm like,
It's just kind of tall, but I genuinely don't remember.
And then you're always shorter than I thought.
That's, because you have the,
the hoods of a tall man.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm making up for it, you know.
It's ridiculous.
This camera has to be so much higher now.
Yeah.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, you're making it work.
You're only resting there.
You know, despite the horrible name,
It's funny about it.
It's actually like pretty good.
It is good.
It's one of my favorites.
It makes a titty milk.
It's just hot taste.
It does.
Titty milk?
Well, it's called Schlatt milk currently, but we're going to change it back.
I don't know if that's worse or better.
It's worse.
It's worse.
Somehow the companies that were like putting game resets on the shelves were like,
you need to change that.
We could titty that one.
We could do titty milk.
Nobody knows what a Schlatt is.
No, we don't know.
There's some guy's milk now.
There's some guy's milk now.
Or if you had like John's milk and it was my farm, nobody would like question that.
So I think that's the kind of the same ethos.
Of course just really, yeah, he's wearing a car, he's fully parked out.
This is why we don't have a mic on him by the way.
Yeah, if you think he's asking, because he walks off and just starts chatting to me.
He's just like, he's like, I've said my shenanigans and leaving.
So does he do it? Just like bike ride now?
bike right now?
I sure am.
The brake, he just walks away?
Did you genuinely just like Stockholm syndrome him into enjoying this?
I think he likes it.
But when he's here, I don't.
It's time to find.
You think about it after the fact.
You haven't gotten a new gun on in a while, man.
We gotta encourage them.
Guys, come on.
What are we doing?
There's no new guys. Tell me there's no down there.
Nothing's popped up. It's still the one about Daisy.
Okay, very well done.
Maybe they have one down.
Well, they don't want the backpack on me.
We need the backpack on you.
They don't. No, I see that.
They want that.
I will be wheezing and spinning,
hocking up Lugies.
Is that what you did?
Oh, yeah.
And the backpack's heavy, right?
Does it make you?
No, it's super-lust.
It's pretty high.
hold it it's not like that bad
see Chad it looks so natural on him we just need to get the miles soon
let's just pull out the camera as well
got those donors coming in Chad
we've got the slack cam coming up
You all right? Yeah. I'm good. I'm stressed about these pants. These are very expensive.
Lend them. Oh yeah, that's the gear. That's the shit from the gears. You gotta put it in your sock.
No, but then you know what happens, then the laces get...
The laces are turning too. The laces were out.
So I'll probably fall off. Wow, look at that thing.
What is that a mirrored front window that's sick as hell you never think of you never
think of modern out of Toyota Sienna that's Japan kid amazing bikes actually how is the
bike you say it's a lot better yeah I feel like a feather you feel like a feather you
You know, it's a big carpenter song.
You said this before.
You've not sung it yet, but I haven't heard it.
I don't sing them.
I don't sing them.
You can't sing.
Oh, here we go.
They're coming in.
Holy crap, someone donated 1,000 bucks.
What?
Wait, it took a long time to update.
Now they're coming through.
OK.
What do we got?
Let me see.
Holy shit.
Where are we at, Chad?
Are we at 1,150?
Where are we at?
Are the TPSs going?
I don't even know.
You got a crystal, I think.
I'll send it down.
Dude, it just updated and now it's like 100.
Oh my god, wait, hold on.
OK, wait, wait.
You got to fix this, bro.
145.
Stand over here.
Yeah, we might be able to do it.
Scan date today.
$1,000 donation.
What?
Scan off the good work boys.
Less than three.
New dollar for short.
Short?
What?
Let's get those donuts going to chess.
I'm gone.
It's not a new jacket.
Oh, it's not a new jacket.
Sloth, oh, a shot.
It's a pretty pretty.
A shot jacket?
What are you talking about?
You never had a shot?
No.
Thank you so much, you guys.
Good thing from your local ducking, Zushi.
$1,000 for another cycle.
I'm a bonus.
You are amazing.
Tom was very efficient at the progame.
Sloth's favorite drink.
Thank you for joining us from a nice time.
Good to see you again.
This lot was very encouraging.
What?
Hello Connor, I wanted to make a small donation because you have mouse meaning a lot to me
and I wish you both courage for the future.
From the Canadian.
It's quite a lot on your face actually.
Thank you for doing this awesome event, Connor.
It's turning into a pepper.
I've been enjoying my favourite event of the year and can't wait to hear that
collab song between Schlatt and Mousey.
Not gonna happen.
It's a big guy. Mr. Gippels, what's the point of making a slap? Keep it up, boss. You know feathers, that's a big second with a thousand bucks, dude.
Let's open those wallets for the idea.
Phrase Pirate. $200.
The good one.
It's an unfortunate one.
I'm shocked you've never heard of this thing.
Shot?
NYC's.
Master.
NYC's?
Yeah.
Should we name the slot?
No, please.
It's a slaktation.
SLAT!
SLAT!
How much are we on right now?
1st, 2nd, and 4th, 7th.
I've been holding myself in the nose.
You're doing this in an inspiring way. Keep it up.
You're trying to run.
No! Why not?
You're now lowering your mythical red hand.
Oh yeah, you're getting down from moving.
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying, you've seen 5 UV, that means nothing to me, you may as well be speaking Spanish
That's how you know it works
Sucking on your face, shlanket.
Whoa!
The good work guy has.
So they're trying to sleep, that's good.
Oh, come on, we'd like you to sing on the street where you live.
Shlanket?
If you say.
We are trapped in his basement and it would be a tiny bright spot for us.
I hear you, when I'm on the street that Connor lives on.
What would Connor's game of support...
...game of sex play would be?
What would you think?
What would you name it?
What would I name yours?
I mean, I don't think you are mine.
I do.
Do you know why the number 10 is always scared?
Because it's between 9 and 11.
Yeah, that was really funny.
It's good fun.
Did you fucking moron?
You think that's gonna...
lighten the mood here?
We tell nine-eleven jokes to flat.
She literally saw the powers full.
My dad was working five blocks away.
Uncle first responded, worked on the pile.
I meant too much.
Yeah, keep them covered, guys.
Move on.
Get those local courts out and keep the donors coming.
I think I put it.
I think I have too much here.
No, no, no.
You need something better to do.
I live on the American guns.
I don't know what floor is it?
I like it be grateful in the skin and damn big tomorrow if you guys
That Toyota saying is probably on the raise grand likes 57 ceiling
Also, you should be careful because Bobby is racist
Who's Bobby this is my school
You know you mentioned the notion on its skin or else
I just want to have a small talk with you.
How you feelin'?
That's the lotion.
The lotion's great.
The cancer council.
How do you feel about it?
You know what?
Your hands.
All right.
Thank you.
Who's this little guy?
Oh, good.
So I'm the second concierge.
Okay.
I got it.
And originally I was going to gift it to Mouse, but then I...
I got it and originally I was gonna gift it to mouse, but then I was keeping me like
So good luck Sean. I don't think I fell since I got him
Yeah, you're falling after actually, but you know, he's pretty good
What are we at right now?
Such a good cause.
Thank you.
I have been good authority that you hate Latina's if you don't string with most JK.
You'd be like, I fucking hate Latina's.
That's what he'd say.
He'd rip that.
Oh my God, we're $700 away from Latina.
I can't even change it to Ruby.
We're $700 away.
Really? Should we just wait?
Well, I mean, it's gonna take you a little while.
I'm assuming this did take $500 one second ago.
Yeah, almost.
Huge celebration.
So we got about 30k so it's a long spot.
That's a long while.
Yeah, sir, we've done 30k so far.
Oh, we've done what, sir?
And that should be about two hours.
That's actually, when you put it for Spain, it's such a fair day.
Yeah, so the problem is, this is, it's pretty far, close to the fence.
This is such an amazing event each year, and always a great cleaning house in this course.
Do you have another $500 an ancient?
It's a cycle of twice as fast.
We're going to call them and see if they're willing to stay.
We're going to call them.
All we might call them for a ban.
All the next, yeah, the next night.
Really? Go ahead and come back.
We don't scare, we don't scare.
Oh my God, $150,000!
This is a cryptic circuit, thank you baby!
Oh my God, $700!
Slaps all of the bikes!
Alright, we'll get back now.
And these ultra, $500 donation as well!
One of the charity services.
He's not, now he's not.
Oh
Losing my key points by being a twitch mod
He's not races I can tell
It's like a, it's just a jinnish cloth.
A jinnish cloth?
Okay.
It's got so much gravy going back.
It's like a fucking giraffe explain it to your fucker.
Look at this.
Can I like wrang a little?
Yes.
This is wrang?
All right, so you ready?
So I'm on this one now, I'm going to go on this one.
I'll leave you with this one.
You sure?
It's going to be like, it's going to be like, it's going to be like, it's going to be a slow like, it's going to be a slow like, it's going to be like, it'll be all right.
Oh, I guess I'm gonna have to go on music for a bit.
Thank you all so very much for the year.
Looking at you, looking at you.
I'm taking out a 9-11 of Fetch.
That's family. It was a tragedy for us too.
We lost like 11 of our best men.
Kisses.
I'm gonna have to be a whole joke.
Whenever anyone says 9-11 in the chat, I'm like,
oh god, what are they gonna say?
I'm gonna close the door, mate.
Never again, mate.
for announcing your matching and doubling today's donation.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thank you.
You're a big guy.
Chris before we go.
Oh no.
I got something for you there.
Oh wow!
Little Henny for the road.
Oh it's a baby freak, I thought it is.
I'll fix this.
I'll fix this guy.
We go go go go go go!
We go go go go!
It's always excuses with you, come on.
So I can't drink kid.
I was just saying my mic was...
You stay!
Where did you stay?
Do you think?
Um, um...
What the hell?
Did I need to put this on?
You do this?
Oh, fuck it.
It's cold, man.
Fuck it.
Are you excited?
Yeah, I'm not excited for them to hear my heating.
It's gonna get real bad.
I think one or two interested parties might, like, save the audio.
I'll give you the bag.
I've tried to angle it already so when you're cycling, it should be angled, you know, double
tap it.
Yeah, when you're cycling like this, you sometimes get to double tap this, and I'll
like level it.
Should I have to look?
No, you can do it on the time or just do it.
Just double tap it.
Yeah, don't look.
I think if you double tap it it will spin around, yeah so if it does that just double tap.
And I'm going to chat here so I'll be able to tell you.
Yeah you'll hear it, I'll tell you, I'll tell you like up and down or whatever.
Alright so, there you go.
This is too short.
This is a little short for you.
Okay, there you go.
Okay
Buy a restaurant recommend it
So happy to have back so I can tell you all about those dirty wookies
So, um, it's in the bag, I don't know.
The only other thing you ever wore about it?
Oh, nothing.
My pedals are like half clips, half models.
So if you put your foot down, you might feel it's weird.
I should get you a flip it over.
So I need to use the flat side.
Yeah, yeah, flat side.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Good luck.
Okay.
So you thought.
That's not much luck.
All right, and it's the same gear stuff okay cool
Cool. Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
Whoa, OK.
There we go.
Oh, fuck.
Connor's Game of Sups Flavor will be named Mommy Milk Milkies.
Mommy Milk Milkies for the Game of Sups Flavor?
I don't know, I got to humor these people. That guy just paid a hundred bucks for it.
This scene is so tall.
You're welcome to my world. Wait, hold on. Time out.
Thanks for reminding me. I need to raise this.
You never treat cats like that before, do you?
Treat me as good as you treat your cat, I'm serious. That cat is oblivious to how loved it is.
Please, I won't mess with the habitat. I'm falling fast.
I do spoil my keys.
Wait, this doesn't... This is locked in place.
I'm minding Alan Key.
Fucking locked it in place with an Alan Key?
It's a little tiny guy bike. It's a little bike for little tiny guys.
Okay, little tiny guy.
Tide of ruining all your linen pants while cycling? Get your cycles on 5 by gear at W.
Can they bring an Allen key to the next stop, please? How long might I be on this thing?
No, no, actually we can just go back that way.
You sure?
Sorry guys, it's just, it's like laughably small.
Hi there, Schlatt.
How much for you and Connor to kiss?
It's for charity.
I'm sure the money will be rolling in.
Uh, absolutely not.
You sick, twisted fuck.
Great.
Waiting for an opening.
Those guys coming this, this.
Oh man, that is such a sick Sienna.
You ever seen a Sienna that cool?
Alright, any day now.
Fucking shit.
I'll just wait, I'll just wait you guys.
Did you grab it?
Ah, chôp tomate kudasai.
Bonjour, mes petits chatons.
Just want to congratulate the tourists on coming out.
Never call me chlitoris.
You are coming.
I did not...
Two things.
Two things.
One, never call me chlitoris again.
Two, I did not come out of any closet.
And I never will.
ever.
Oh, here we go.
Help has arrived.
Sorry.
It was quite crowded.
It's just like a bike for a little tiny guy.
Okay.
Why do you keep saying that?
Why do you keep saying that?
I don't know.
It's a little size bike.
It's actually an owl.
The Japanese standard.
Well, I hate to break it to you.
I'm not Japanese.
I'm not Japanese.
I'm not Japanese
You're probably a little more than I am
It's like just a generation of living
Yeah, right?
Okay, let's see if there's a...
Oh, you know what?
Is it also got a...
Yeah, that's true
Wow, this is a task and a half now
We're just like a bike for a tiny, really like tiny guy.
He's saying that.
It's a bike for a normal big guy, big and strong.
I took a photo with the world's tiniest man at the airport the other day.
Did you see that photo?
That was like a small human.
You towered it.
I didn't even know, like in real life it looked fine, but then I saw the photo and I was like holy shit, am I really that big?
It's the wide angle, it makes you look so much smaller.
Okay, here we go, seats coming up.
You reckon that'll fit?
Yeah, it's not going to be secure right now, but just see how that feels.
Oh, sorry, that's perfect. Maybe a little lower.
Just for... Yeah, good, good, good.
Don't fucking call me Slytherin. I'm taking this backpack off if that happens again.
Oh, God.
Slytherin.
What do I do?
I don't know.
I don't know how to turn it because we snapped one before like that.
So give that a try.
I tell you what, if it doesn't feel good, just stop.
Yeah, alright.
Thank you.
Alrighty, let's go.
Reset the old...
Asmone?
Is it...
What is that?
What about the sheep? No, this is perfect. All right, we're in business
Is this spot is this other phone supposed to be on? Oh
All of this bike riding will probably have you wheezing get it wheezing. It's a wheezer joke. Oh you fucking prick
This is what I have to deal with for the next hour. Yep. Yep. All right
We're all putting our arms out. I don't know what this is
Wow, this is beautiful.
Wow, this is beautiful!
Look at this!
Love from Minnesota.
Love from New Bern.
Love from New Bern.
Stream in the deer stand.
But seriously, there was a bear down below
watching me please call someone.
Ah.
You guys drink like no tomorrow up there.
Wish I could have a beer right now.
They told me it's illegal.
even drinking bike over here. That never stopped me back home. Hold on, let's get the gears
up here, figure out what I'm doing here. Oh, they're going quite far ahead of me now.
Long time, Jerker. First time, Buster. Come again, can't.
Wow, this is overstimulating.
It was nicer when all I had to worry about was not falling off the bike.
But it's for charity, so, you know.
Wow, this is such an odd place, look at this.
What are all these balls?
I got something that's massive.
Sorry, sorry.
Fuck, here we go. No, I'm kidding, Chet. That was actually...
Completing utter lie. Here we go.
Just so you know, you're gonna have to put up with my reduced pace.
being so small in a normal world.
Connor now knows how mousey feels being so small in a normal world.
Greetings, Mr. Big Guy.
Hello.
Thank you for ripping linen pants for charity.
Oh, you know.
May I ask for your book recommendation?
It's worth it.
Also, chat.
Donate Plasma.
I've been reading the Strange Houses series.
By that Ukezu guy who wears the funny clay mask.
It's been alright.
I like the, I think I like the concept more than I like the execution of it.
The two books have kind of ended in a way that is almost too good to be true.
Like the story and the build-up are really good, but the payoff is just like,
he just hands it over to his genius friend and then the guy reads like for five minutes and he's like,
Oh, here's how it starts.
No.
What the hell is that?
It's like a pirate ship over there.
Never.
I've seen too many of my friends fall into that, into that hole.
It's, it's honestly, I believe it to be one of the worst vices.
League.
Oh, I keep shifting the wrong way. That's why it's getting hard.
Oh, no! Come on!
in the psychotherm viewership you live in the Vatican your band has been
extended another no come on it was only five people at past tense schlaut and it
That was 26 years ago, man.
You think we can let people grow as humans
and become genuinely better people,
but I guess the pope doesn't believe in that.
You hear that? They banned me.
They extended my ban to the Vatican.
The pope? How do you do that?
That's what I thought too, I thought Jesus was about that too.
And you know what, I went to a church yesterday.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Was it good?
Well, I mean, I didn't understand a single word, but it was alright.
Oh they're pulling ahead guys, this isn't good.
I'm just a shl-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Duh-ba-aa-aaereraghh.
Ba-aa-aa-aaabee.
Yeah, I'm just a shl-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeE-T.
It's awesome.
Is it?
Yeah.
Hey, Josh Loot, slow and steady wins the race.
Everything all right?
What?
Are you all right?
It's all right so far.
I didn't like the news about the Vatican, though.
This is unsettling.
Thoughts on Weezer?
Fuck you.
Their cover of Africa was dog-shootin'.
Have you heard Dungeon Crawler calm?
Shit from us.
I've lost it through the whole series in less than a month.
So your slogs have to hurt on that tiny man's seat.
My swans are burning right now, you don't even understand.
This seat is made for a tiny, tiny man.
Yeah, I started Dundercrawler Carl and I didn't like it.
It was too on the nose.
like too many video game references
and uh...
i i felt like a millennial
and so i
i stopped reading it
fuck they're going quick
this isn't fair
This bike needs to be higher, that's what it is, I need to raise the seat again.
to be a millennial in Gen Z. I think early Gen Z got it the best, if I'm being honest.
Late Gen Z, that's like not even the same, it's not even the same generation, not even
close. Too much happened. I think if you grew up when the computer was like a thing
you did, the internet was a place you went to and not just entirely all-encompassing
and controlling your life.
Like that's literally the two different ends
of the Gen Z spectrum.
And it resulted in very, very different-
You don't like Weezer?
Say it ain't so.
Look at them.
Fuck.
This is gonna be a relaxed pace, boys.
You put the bike on me, you get my pace, or the backpack.
You put the backpack on me.
Look at them having fun, talking to each other up there.
Two gay person walks into a bar.
One smokes a cigar and drinks bourbon.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
There's something I noticed, as you get up north in Japan, they have these funny sloped
roofs, which I guess makes sense, because it snows a lot up here, so you want to have
the snow sliding off the roof.
But then it's like, why not just insulate the houses better?
Hello, Schlossstate.
You're awesome for participating in this charity event.
What's your favorite example of religious architecture?
Oh, uh, I can tell you my least favorite, uh,
AKA every Protestant church in the country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get to it.
I just hate the idea of worshiping God at a strip mall, you know?
It just...
I don't know.
This doesn't seem right.
I summoned the wrath of...
You imagine
praising Jesus, and then going right next door to get fucking nails done or something
Or getting a fucking bagel
What you talking about?
Oh, here we go.
You guys are going to have to slow down.
You're at too much of a pace for me.
Hello, Schlattie.
Much love from New Mexico.
Yes, New Mexico, not Old Mexico.
Thank you for that clarification.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hello, Schlatt. I'm Bube, the racist demon from the south. Hell, we also hate the Vatican.
We have so much in common. Can you tell us more about Bube?
I don't hate the Vatican.
The Catholic Church is the one true one, or so they say.
I'd love to go to the Vatican.
They need to lift that ban on me.
We need to at Pope Leo on Twitter and let him know that I'm rapidly approaching.
Actually, I found out that Jesus is buried up here in Almory, yeah, can you believe that?
They fucking took him all the way up here.
How about that, taking Jesus Christ all the way up to Almory to get buried?
Yeah, he's apparently was buried there according to some people.
That was a wholesome sign.
Hey slingers, bow-pingers, have you watered the water?
I hope your thighs don't slough from all the vikings, love from your Po-Dunk
It's not A-L-L-L bad here, I swear.
I didn't even know what any of that meant.
Po-Dunk? That's like middle of nowhere, America, like backwoods.
There we go.
We're turning left?
Yeah.
How do you hold them up?
Good.
It's tougher.
Yeah, it's a little heavier.
It's tougher.
Well, we can swap back after if you want to.
No, I'm enjoying this.
It would just have to be at a reduced pace.
Yeah, it's fine.
Oh, I should have given you the heart, right?
What?
Oh, no.
No, that... someone would probably call like an ambulance if they saw.
Oh, we're doing the arms again.
Right. Understood.
Fuck's sake, and look at them.
Guys, what do you not understand about a reduced pace?
Okay, not that reduced.
Somewhere in the middle.
What the fuck is it with British people and instructions?
Don't play me, play here.
Guys, no jokes about Jesus on Easter. He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.
I get it.
If I fall, I die.
That's it.
I'm not going to fall.
I'm not going to fall.
I'm not going to fall.
If I fall, I die. That's it.
Where's your padded?
Thank you for doing this again. Too bad I won't be there at the end as my trip is in mid-May, but we'll make sure to go to Loss Bar and Shimanami Kaido.
Yes.
Unfortunately, Schlatt, your sins cannot be forgiven.
Oh, come on, bro.
Did you go to mass today?
I bet you didn't.
Hey, Schlatt, it's me, Haruto Yamamoto from Tokyo.
I'm looking for love.
And it's a catch in the batches.
Wash down the green and then soak back with an uck uck uck.
What's up, Yamamoto?
Put the Pope on a Game of Sups EM Cup.
Then we'll have to let you come visit.
I don't think that would...
I think Game of Sups and me,
we'd both kind of lose the mandate of heaven
if we put the Pope on a cup.
You know?
Yeah, we're gonna have to nix that one a little VTOL
Whoo
Okay, we got some downhill coming
everything is abandoned yeah why is that there's just not on the people out
Where are they going? They're dying?
Cheers from the land of the single star. God bless Texas. Hell yeah, brother.
Oh, all of a sudden, very fishy, very fishy smell.
So wait, we'll have Joe Biden mentioned on a cup, but not the Pope?
What if it was an anime, wild food Pope?
I will not continue to entertain this idea.
Goodbye.
Shlatt, man OUG, OUG, OUG, Slatman OUG, Shlatt, you are welcome to join the Scott of Goblin
religion based on dice rolls. OUG, let's collect the three beauty, hang on what the fuck you
say to me. You're crazy man.
It talks like he's about to announce a recession every time he opens his mouth.
Shrat looks like he'd deny your loan and then sell you the pen.
Hahaha.
Hey, sure.
Anything to the shrat furry allegations?
Oh, shit!
I almost lost it.
I almost lost it.
My real talk, though.
If the Pope had a flavor, what would it be?
Stop talking to me about the Pope and Gamer Sups.
This is a collab that is not happening.
Wishing all of Chad a happy Easter.
Also, good job on the bike, Mr. Jay Schlatt.
Yeah, I learned that.
I think it's honestly like the sickest joke
you could have played to make me fly 15 hours out to here.
Jay Schlatt, happy egg day.
Promise me.
Make sure to tell everyone around you to suck an egg.
Pfft.
No.
Ha ha ha ha.
Not only the 15 hour flight, the 3 hour bullet train, and a 2 hour drive up the bum-fuck-no-were-almory
Promise me an e-bike and then it doesn't work
And now I have to actually try
Like is this fucked up?
Joe Twin, can I borrow a dollar?
I don't use cash
I only I only had my cap to pay visa
Wow this is beautiful in a strange way it's like so empty
Do you feel the wind pushing in?
No.
The wind is pushing in.
Shit.
Shit.
I almost lost it again.
Embrace the white socks and Pope Leo will welcome you into the Vatican.
You know, I really feel for that Murakami guy.
Went from the shittiest team in the MPB to the shittiest team in the MLB.
Yeah, at least he's making $70 million.
I'll put a fucking smile on my face any day of the week.
What do you say? Connor, we skim a little bit off the top of this donation goal?
What?
Oh, he acts like he's so surprised. You don't want to know what he admitted to me last night.
A.S.C.H.L.A.T. Have you tried to get an A-classic New York bacon, egg, and cheese with salt and pepper at your local family mart?
Jokes aside, keep it up.
Now, can I be honest? I don't really like breakfast.
Bacon, bacon, cheese. It's not really my thing.
Hey, Shat. So brave of you to be the fleshbuffer between noted YouTubers, C-Dawn VA and Abroadcris, in case a distracted salaryman doesn't see you.
Yeah, you know.
Anything for charity.
That's what I say.
Oh, boy.
this backpack and this bike is so much heavier than the yellow one I know right
Fuck, this is actually really, really rough.
Schlatt is N.G.M.I.
That's not true. That's not true. Take that back.
Please take that back.
What's up my brother? It's the Gangster Disciples from Chicago.
Pope Leo, when we're doing our Game of Bathwater collab,
Schlatt type she, type she.
I don't know what you're saying to me, man.
I don't know what you're saying to me, man.
Oh.
This is worse than the e-bike.
Hey 12 p.m.
It's fucking terrifying. What the hell is this? Why did they ban using sidewalks on a bike?
This is horrifying.
I guess I just kind of blocked this part of the trip
in the previous cyclathons out of my brain.
Thought about how cool it'd be to have the camaraderie
of some of my favorite guys on the planet.
You know, but there they go, leaving me.
Leaving me again.
Reduce space, my ass.
Holy shit, this is rough.
That's right I'm gonna stop complaining now. Anything for charity.
We're going like five miles an hour.
This is permanent under glass speed.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor from Stewart's?
Vanilla.
Vanilla.
All you need is vanilla.
I like a cookie dough.
I like a cookie dough.
if there's like a you know I'll occasionally do a mint you know mint
chip you know mint chip what about it you're judging my ice cream flavors
pistachio you like nuts
Let me get a Fama Chiki, the Aki, way of Nagashima Chiki, keep it up!
If you said that to one of the clerks, I think they would explode.
Aki-way onagashimasu.
Oh my god.
This is Lindsey Graham's Falf-Week, a couple of cute boys raising money for the IDF, TX
for the monies as a sicko.
It helps go into dock on Tuesday.
What the fuck are you talking about? You're out of your mind.
You're a sicko.
Oh my God.
I've got to give props to Connor for doing this setup instead of the yellow one for most
of the stream and keeping this price.
That's genuinely impressive how you do that, Connor.
I don't know how you keep pace with us, when you're on this fucking thing.
Hello, Uru P's boy. Glad to see you broke the world record for sampling almost 50 kilometers, and still gain weight.
Mr. Lawnmower Kuchisubishiai, Green M&M, is hot.
You think that person used to go in a home?
Whatever the fuck he just said, I don't know.
I think a lot of these people need to be...
I'm scared I'll fall hello from your only fan in Delaware you even know where
Deli where is yes, I know it's literally deli where keep pushing
If you stay at an APA, don't forget to read the special books.
Also, if any strange ladies offer you a Mount Fuji newspaper, join me for calls.
Now, APA is a little too cheap for me, buddy.
I don't know who you think you're talking to.
Hey, Schlatt, my Chinese dad who invented the camera lens is died.
The rest in peace.
Zoom-A.
Your Chinese dad who invented the camera lens?
I don't know about that.
Oh, this is nice.
This is a nice respite.
I've been pedaling for like a minute.
It's just the weight of this machine.
Just keeping me going.
Here we go.
Yeah, I think once we get to the rest stop, this is coming off of me.
If we want to finish today, we're going to be driving to that tuna ball spot.
Time to corner for carrying cat and all that cake through Japan keep it up American boy. Take me on a trip
I'd like to go someday
Yes
Great, I mean I
Won't admit it while I'm in earshot of these of these guys, but there's a reason I'm lagging behind
And the reason is it's a hell of a view boys. I mean
wouldn't even believe it
This camera's doing nothing. I mean you got to be here. You really do need to see it to believe it
I mean the way Connor fills out those fucking
Biking pants. I think I think they're padded so his butt doesn't hurt a little bit, but
Never mind a little work
Keep forgetting to change gears, I think it's kind of fucking me over a little bit.
Hey, Schlatt, where were you 8971 days 253326 hours 25196 under a minute 775176034 seconds
ago?
I don't know, I'm illiterate.
I'll win back to you.
Thank you.
Hey Connor, you remember your first blow job?
How long did it take for the guy to come?
Hey Chris, you hear that?
I asked him if he remembered his first blow job, he said, yeah, and I said, how long
did it take for the guy to come?
Yeah just reminiscent. Yeah just like it whole lot of cardio.
I really miss when there was no traffic.
Yeah, I know.
I know, it's great.
You want him?
Yeah.
And Dixiball are...
Heba Dixiball.
Heba praises, find a two.
Yum.
Mushi Mushi Shelt.
Good to see you actually doing actual work yours sincerely
The only thing missing from this cake PRV is the smoke from working doubts
If I had that e-bike working man, I'd be I'd be sucking them down while we were biking
this is actually a major injustice you guys have you guys have been you guys
have been locked out of heaven from this content that I was going to provide
about the cigars I think that's honestly that was my next big thing the
cigars but alas oh man Chris was gonna be calling me the smokestack the whole
That was going to be so funny.
Said they're making me pedal.
And they won't even adhere to this reduced pace.
Oh, fuck.
I'm trying to breathe like a caveman.
The Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight.
I don't know what you just said.
Yeah, there's a lot less thinking that goes into this.
I can't, like, it's harder to allocate the mental resources for what gear I should be
in and I'm losing big time because of it.
Pfft...
Pfft...
Pfft...
Pfft...
Hey, Schlatt.
I'm sorry if I missed the law, but are you only cycling with the boys today?
You are through the same.
No way you just asked Connor about his first BJ.
Who?
Well...
You know, I asked the questions that people are scared to ask.
Schlatt, have they contested you?
No, I mean, this town generally doesn't smell good.
I haven't smelled shit yet.
Oh, that's decent.
I should be here tomorrow if my legs don't fall off.
Hopefully they'll have a functioning bike for me.
I'm gonna be stuck on the actual one, I guarantee it.
Oh my God, it's bumpy.
Shilterina bombolina cakes cakes everywhere and not a one to eat until
later. Thanks for helping out. Love from the UK, Zoxo.
Sometimes it's hard to figure out how to respond to things like that.
Oogway Oogh, I look just like Buddy Hollyoogh. Oogh, and you're Mary Tyler Moogh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna give that one the time of day either.
Or maybe it's bad business Connor. Should I be ignoring these ones that I just disagree with on a moral level or do I have to entertain them I?
Can disagree
Yes guys send send those messages that's a oog over and over again. That's so funny. I
Love monkey noises
That's what they're supposed to be right now.
He's got a sweater that says monkey on it.
I'm right.
Like the sidewalk just seems so much safer in this situation.
I don't know.
Call me crazy.
Oh my God.
I think they have a big barrier between the trucks.
in the pedestrians.
Hi, Schlatt. The pond's here. If you want, we'll ban whoever you tell us to.
Okay. Well, that's nice.
I'll think about it.
Hi, Scott. Thanks for showing us these lovely views.
Looks like a great day to have a drink and get behind the wheel.
They wouldn't let me, okay?
They actually genuinely wouldn't let me drink and do this event.
They said it's illegal. They said I could get in a lot of trouble.
I don't want to mess with the law.
They got a high conviction rate up here.
Not that much.
High conviction rate.
And everything I'm doing is on camera, too.
Guys, can I be honest? There's no liquor in that flask.
It's all Caprice Sun.
The weather's so good now.
Yeah, warmed up.
Right there's a cold one.
Hey, Konoshita, what's your favorite meal you've had in Japan so far?
On this trip, it's been Kaiten Sushi Ginza-Onodara in Harajuku.
wait about hour and a half, two hours on Saturday night for the privilege of
sitting down and then it's just a la carte just the best tune I've ever had. Just
fucking chew toro, chew toro, chew toro. My god. It's unbelievable. Every day for
lunch I've been doing curry rice to Tonkatsu with the curry. Oh my Jesus.
It's no good man. That's why I agreed to do this because I need to work all
calories off see this is nice I could do this pace they can piss at me though I
I can tell.
So don't play!
Ah!
What do we have? How much do you raise?
One, five, five, five, four, seven.
That's good!
Is that good?
Yeah.
You just buttering me up?
Like a little lobster?
How much do you raise from the bottom?
Is that a lot? How much do you raise?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
They don't want to talk to me.
Oh boy.
That's a shit swan over there.
We've got for a while.
You know, when it quiets down, it's actually quite enjoyable.
Metal pipe.
Metal pipe?
Was that supposed to trigger something that didn't happen?
My guess is yes.
Ah!
Oh, fuck! Why are you so close to me?
Just for a minute, why are you doing this?
You know why.
You know why.
You know why.
You know why.
You know why.
You know why.
I
Thank you, I mouse for the songs and thank you all for doing this
Ashlett
She had no arms
I got no juice left, boys.
Hello, Juicy J. Keep up the pedaling. How's the linen holding up?
The linen's not really in a great spot right now, but we can't really do much about that
Can we?
Starting of my donations, Brie.
Here's from Texas.
Larry?
Yeehaw, brother.
I can't stand miss that place.
Tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour.
Right.
Right.
It was just a little too hot for me.
Been a long time fan of you, Schlatt.
Glad I could see you riding instead of the British guy.
I think you're doing great, Schlatt. Keep up the good work. Big thumbs up from Sin City.
That is not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
Who said that, Plato?
Is that a Plato quote you're whipping out on me?
Hey Mr. Schlatt, how was it the first I hear of you as my young son drinking your milk? Keep looking.
Sorry about that.
Oh, that's beautiful, right?
Aye. The 7th signal regiment is watching during some downtime.
WWE are watching you. Hugs and kisses.
Thank you. Thank you.
Look at this. I'm not pedaling and I'm fucking...
This is just how much weight is on this fucking bike.
You put a crazy downward.
Here we go. Thank God.
Move aside, move aside, coming through.
Oh, we're done.
Oh, my goodness.
It's like Jesus rising all over again.
Just so much joy.
Oh.
All right.
We're done.
I did it.
OK.
Oh, do we have a very short one here?
Uh, we'll go back to that one.
Oh, OK.
But I was getting very short.
All right, well, thanks for riding along with me.
Since it's getting warmer, you might see some wildlife.
Anything from a hawk to a bee.
Thanks for showing support.
Is there no kickstand on this?
No.
Probably not.
Oh, yeah, there's no kickstand.
Yeah, all right.
156, man.
That's good.
That's good?
Yes.
Charlie Brown cartons are teaching kids that chemtrails don't exist.
What the fuck have you been talking to them about?
What the fuck have you said?
Sorry, man.
I went non-verbal for a bit.
I just kind of let them do their thing.
They got a lot of thoughts about stuff.
Did you bring out the worst of them?
I think they brought it out of themselves, to be honest.
You let them show their real selves.
Dude, I was just trying to fucking pike, dude.
Wow.
That was the Herculean task.
I'm not going to lie.
You're going to get it.
I'm not in shape.
I need to preface that.
So.
I think it'd be great.
Thank you.
Chap, that's slightly great.
I can take the bag off you as well.
Yeah, I'm taking it off.
And I need the mic for me.
I can't believe Blueby got locked up again because of getting too raunchy.
Enjoy the lunch you've here under slow-
You're raunchy.
Alg. Alg. Alg.
Do you like the voice?
Yeah, he's fine.
He's fine?
Hey, Schluck, next time you're doing 69, make sure you're on top.
That way you don't get balls in your face.
What the fuck? What the fuck have you done to them?
That's actually, you know, I never notice. Every time I do that there's balls in my face.
Every time. Every time. That's crazy to notice.
No, I mean...
You just didn't think to mix it up.
oh Jesus good heavens all right ten case to lunch unlimited tuna unlimited
tuna or no biking what do you want
you don't make that joke
all right yeah let's swap
so I gotta get to him as well
can you get to him by any means?
yeah
yeah go ahead all of us
Oh boys, did you guys enjoy having slightly, you were a crazy downwind.
20k we did.
Oh yeah we needed a trust my suit now.
Yeah.
Did he mark it?
Well luckily it hasn't been moved from there in a very long time so you can kind of see
where it's at.
Honestly I think, yeah that should be fine.
Oh
That was long dude because I had I had no idea when we were done either. So I was like this is never-ending
This is just going on forever. I just see dog stream. Thanks to this fire. How was the other bike dude?
It's like Lee taking off their weights. I
Felt like oh my god. I could just cycle and like it was easy
I forget how heavy this bike is all the stuff we've got on it and the badge
Oh, I guess because you've got the Starlink as well, right, and that has its own battery
on top of your battery.
Yeah, so this is two big batteries in there for the phone.
So it's just kind of, it's just kind of a lot, and also not very aero-dynamic.
But you know, it means that you can have internet, and a walking power station.
So, you know, it's pretty pretty chill.
You know how he is, he just kind of, he just kind of wanders.
He's kind of like already in that old man 60 year old phase of his life where he'll just walk off.
I'm kind of expecting him to like jump down the stairs when everything's going well.
Because he's like, I need his tension.
I think we need to move a little more.
Oh he's got an electric drill.
What?
I'll try them, try them, I'll be honest, it'll be quite a time down.
Too late.
The leg looks right.
I'm out.
The leg looks right.
Yeah, I think that's right.
I think it's higher than the fall, but I think it looks the same.
Yeah, that's not the best.
Let's try it, I'll see if I get tired.
I always thought it was a tiny bit too low but I was also quite comfortable.
I think just the way I was sitting was a little easier on my back and my hands.
That was putting less pressure.
I was going to higher up, I think I had to bend down a tiny bit more.
I know it's been pretty more up to the top.
Yeah, I was going to question it.
How do you go toilet?
Oh, thank you for the phone.
You have to say hello.
Entertain the masses.
How many have you ever done?
How many have I had?
Yeah.
You've done enough, Paul.
Four!
Three?
Good Lord!
I'm an aged caloricist.
I'm so happy and I've learned a healthy kelly goodness.
This is like jelly, it's a jelly non-believer.
It's a jelly non-believer.
Hey there guys, what's going on?
I will carry the stream for the next 90 seconds till Shlatt turns up.
It's a good having guests because I can take a holiday.
I cycle and then for the breaks I can sort of speak off to the corner
and devour some jelly while they carry the stream.
What if you were a good guess for the book then?
That we do. All that we do.
Energy jelly, really?
So I burn, I mean what?
Just a 45-minute skin.
I probably burn 300 calories. This is a 100-minute calorie.
300 calories in 20 minutes?
That was in 20 minutes, was it?
That was 40 minutes.
Yeah.
Was it?
We have a very different definition of time, don't we Paul?
Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of car time.
I've got my friend who carries, I've got a hundred ladies back here and I'm still like
that to set, I'm still going to set.
The broad method by my brother, they've ever done duck in Atkins or whoever's popular these days.
Remember the Atkins diet?
The Atkins diet, he was like, you can eat whatever you want,
Chops, pork chops, hamburgers, sausages,
and then you got a diary, and then he died of a heart attack as the H.H. Hamurgers.
Yeah, it was the reverse of the keto diet.
You can eat as many,
Yeah, you just don't get any carbs.
Yeah.
But then they realise actually it's only right.
It's high-fifth.
Yeah, you're going to be eating too far.
And you died of heart disease.
It was the activity of sausages.
So then the Acton style got very unpopular and very gripping up.
I choose the jelly diet.
The place we're going is really cool.
It's a restaurant where...
I do remember it very well, yeah.
I went there with Charlotte on Jail across Japan, not the stop north, about two years, three, four months ago.
And it's a restaurant where you get a literal mountain of tuna.
And you have to eat it all, and you won't be able to eat it all.
And then whatever gets left over is fed to the feral cats that reside around the back of the restaurant.
But we didn't show that in our video, so it just looked like wastage.
I appreciate the free teaching out there.
a free Latina t-shirt. The guy that runs the restaurant likes it when people take photos
videos and while we were eating there he just gave us loads of free t-shirts and shit.
So he's gonna love Schlamm. He's gonna be like, oh, very big. I don't really see Schlamm.
The restaurant I live in.
It's too big. That's right.
Wow, you've been doing the only go again.
No.
Because you think there's only...
Oh my goodness.
They got a little...
Ultima.
Ultima too?
Yeah.
Good traction here.
Let's say it's a bit of a chip.
Oh, that'd be great.
That's nice.
It's a deceptive sandwich.
Gotta leave the funds for later.
Yeah, then...
The back is my M2.
It's a fucking missile.
How you feeling?
Uh, I'm good. I'm good, yeah.
Once I get back on the other bike, I'll be doing fine.
It's just a sick, sick joke that you did that.
You buy shit to be crisp.
I took up the cables last night.
I got the scissors out and I was like, snip to the cable.
Are you ready to sum it up?
You are, right?
I'm gonna get fucked up in a minute, because it's free.
I have to put it on my arms and shit.
I'm gonna arrive after coke the rest of my ssss
You did your dick in there.
I think you could sleep in there by now.
You thought I wouldn't actually.
You thought I wouldn't actually.
You're a hot-naked tech gal.
I nearly did on that fight.
That was worse than the E-Bike I think.
Holy shit.
Oh man, that's the extra weight of killing.
Chris, are you doing a video for the Psycho Bomb?
I'm not doing a video. I'm here to raise money for the University Foundation.
Have fun with Schlatt and Psycho endlessly for two weeks,
and not film it. And I kind of prefer that. I'm filming it.
It's filming it was really not fun.
Because if you're dead and they'd be like, hey guys, are you going to cycle in a fucking 45km?
Does that want to die? It was just that particular tip of the week.
It's the novelist of Warhol. It's better as a live stream.
Also, we don't just stop it up at, like, interesting places.
We're trying to on this series.
That's the shat topples to the floor.
I'll win it, bro.
I'll win it, Tyrannosaurus.
Oh, my.
It's black.
It's the gears of the bike.
Why have I done this? You think I chose this?
That's why you got to wear, like, fucking tight, silly trousers like this.
I got an eye in new clothes so I can come by and get me a wrong eye.
You would look so good in this shirt.
This whole thing's been tortured so far.
You look really good in this sort of type of thing.
Do you guys saw me in there?
I'm sure I guess.
Oh my God.
You should.
We get an evil eye.
We've got the chair.
Fuck it.
Throw it away.
The message is out there.
The color's perfect.
This is the new slat chair available at slat.com.
Buy it now! It comes with a free Christmas album.
For one day.
That's not true.
The Christmas album is $60.
It's actually...
It'll be $55.
It's quite a lot of money.
Yeah. Jesus.
Limited edition, baby.
It's free on YouTube.
That's why I...
You just listened to it.
You get ad-reviewed.
That's good, that.
You can do great job.
What are you gonna sing with Iron Man?
I said I am now seeing something stupid.
And she went, I don't know what that is.
It's a really good view.
I know what's happening.
She didn't know what it was.
I was like, you've got to listen to it. She didn't know the Willy Wonka song.
We got to sing pure imagination yesterday.
She did pretty good job on that.
What would you say?
Uh, flying into the meet.
Do that.
Pretty good.
How much?
£8,000,000.
£8,000,000.
Donation, right?
I'm not shaking, I'll pay.
Oh, here we go.
I'd rather listen to Connor.
Actually, I can't see him.
Oh, you mean...
You know, this might be a really, really rough opinion, but the second I hear that
gloomy, unstrong funk come on the radio, I switch it right off.
Why, what's the supposed to be the start of?
I'd say trees and lice and I'd say, yeah, I'd have a drink.
I can't do it.
Yeah, you can do it.
What?
Yeah, because I get collapsed on the floor, so...
Oh, well, well, well.
Hello.
Uh, Boston Knuckle?
No, they didn't miss just a shirt.
Oh, this is in my fridge.
Oh, why did you see it?
How are you guys doing today?
How was it riding the slap?
Yes!
Yes!
Look, he saw it.
He didn't see it.
We didn't see it.
No, he saw it.
We're not done.
It's Q&A time, send me some questions and I'll put them to Connor and Schlapp, okay.
Are you the moderates?
The more offensive they are the better.
No, no, no.
I think you have some power that's watching the stream.
How's that pass?
Well this chair helps Schlapp, and every substance in the world is impressed right now.
You've made a pot, and it's like energy and felt.
What were the places that come out cheap?
It's gonna hit so good, we're 10k away, so maybe like 25-30 minutes, it's really nice.
There's no good questions, nothing, no single good questions.
Did you watch Project Hail Mary?
I did, it was very good.
It's so good.
There's a real fucking Hail Mary there, Artemis 2.
Yeah, I did.
You're gonna be at the middle of the day, nobody gives a shit.
Why come out like that?
I don't know what the fuck is that set up.
Maybe it's like, I don't know.
Maybe it's one astronaut on that ship.
I can tell you, it's the first time we've been up there since 17.
You know that snob the ship?
No.
I'm shaking the prison project out there.
I like the book, haven't seen the movie.
I would like to know.
That's great.
Mike, welcome all in.
I don't need to show that.
I
The cover looks diabolical, but that's the game of stops
He's been on my face for six years
One day I'll shave a lot and that'll be the last time you ever see my face
How did you decide on the side?
When I was 90s, very skinny and attractive to some people, and I hated that, and I wanted
people to like me for how awesome my content was, and so then I got fat and I grew these
and then started watching TikToks.
I mean, I don't know, I see someone out there who's just like, fuck it, I want to
be happy with myself.
I don't even need to be this thankful.
You know, the first thing that you tell me is, what does that mean?
Is that supposed to be nice?
That is lovely.
You know, it's nothing like lovely.
What did they tell you?
I'm just talking about the same eyes as lovely.
He doesn't have the same eyes as lovely.
What are you talking about?
They sound the same.
The first year or two I had the chops,
I was very self-conscious about going outside because they're weird, you know, but you haven't
for long enough and you're rockin'.
It just kind of teaches you a lesson on being comfortable with yourself, you know.
I think everyone should try to get it.
Yeah, they'll try.
How do you know you've lived if you haven't been uncomfortable?
Then again, I think most people live to be comfortable and you don't really challenge yourself when you're comfortable so I think, uh...
What the fuck do we do in New York?
Tell us this.
Where's the microphone?
It's on the body. This is why there's a lot of wind. This is why I'm standing here trying to protect it.
Let's move a little bit closer together.
That's not a matter of fucking hurricane.
Excuse me, the town was amazing.
So we just like need to feel like we've been there all.
We should be in the bush.
Otherwise you'll obviously take nothing.
That makes like Wolverine.
Wolverine if you like New York pizza a bit too much.
That's a common word, mate.
That's a common word.
Chris Bolland and Mary Kings have the same.
Just him and lovely.
Look at this cross section above the nose.
And under there.
No, nothing Ludwig about me similar action
That's
So I can't say good fellas
Ludwig is not something you can't tell a good fellas
He's like a Gen Z remake
You're on my territory man
Get out of here
That's what it would be like.
I think what we want.
He's getting a lot of kids on this journey.
Yeah, he loads of kids on this journey.
You see that?
I did see a failure.
He's hurt kids.
I mean, sometimes kids, he gathers them.
Pied piper.
He is the pied piper.
Good trash, man.
No, no, no, no, no, I don't, I don't, I don't want to lose you in front of me.
I have something for you.
For me?
One second, yes, I think you'll like it.
You're gonna get a baseball bat, smash my head in.
What is this?
What is he crying about?
I got seven B.U.S. hole.
I'm the showy.
Scared him.
I almost got his alcohol.
Sorry.
Oh my god. This is a 12,000 lumen flashlight. It has two exclamation marks on it. And this
This is the button that turns it on.
Don't touch it, I don't know.
I'll do it if you do it.
I'll turn it at the same time.
What's she doing?
We look at it at the same time?
We are on the date.
Oh, fuck it.
No, I didn't look directly into it.
Even from the side, that's fucked.
That's like pepper spray in life.
If you have it on, you can see a timer.
That's how long it has before it starts to melt.
I just look at the sign of it.
I'm not close.
You're going to see that.
What?
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Let's all look at it together.
Opportunity.
I'm going to show you.
You're going to see that for a couple of minutes, man.
Yeah, that was not fun.
Hold on.
Stop, man.
You're going to make it melt.
It's going to melt.
No, it's not.
What the fuck?
I don't know, where'd you get that?
Amazon?
What?
They'll just ship this to you.
What are you going to do with that?
I just thought it'd be funny if you'd fly and be flying.
I thought it'd be funny if you'd look in the way.
I thought it'd be funny if you'd look in the way.
I guess you're just not chill like that, though.
I guess Chris Brogd just can't hang.
You can't look 12,000 lumens in your eyes.
Some people say Francis Diana died because somebody showed a torch with the driver's face.
What did that happen?
In a tunnel, in my stress days.
That's like a stress you think.
What year was that?
That was before my team.
You're gonna fly this or what?
I'm taking this coat off.
I'm doing no coat, is that crazy?
What do you need this for?
No coat, no glove.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still on it a little bit.
We got like, uh, just about 30 minutes.
Uh, I'll just get my coffee.
All right.
Let's get going, boys.
Uh, it's my fault.
Oh.
Oh.
That's not good.
To, no.
To, no.
To, that's a Christian.
It's a tone of waste.
You know unlimited
Say much
Like shopping amount, you know, I don't know we'll see we'll see how long it takes for me to get mercury poisoning
Devil went down to Georgia
Some of the battle
Yeah, I love that song.
Game moves. Who is ready?
Me!
Okay, I appreciate you giving me some business.
Chris doesn't give me anything.
Did they bring your seat back up? Is it okay?
Hell no. Yeah, I was gonna say...
That is ridiculous.
Let's see.
That's right. You should barely be able to stand.
Jesus.
I'm gonna dance on him to the plate.
All right, boys.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a little player, too.
If you feel the pain in the hair, I'll make you pay.
I'm gonna give you a little more to give to that on this dude.
I'm sure it's not too high, you got your sunglasses?
No he's not having his sunglasses, he wants sunglasses.
You're going to need them I think.
I'll have them in there.
I should be in the main.
Next to all the cigars.
It's a terrible area.
And the birthday candles.
There you are.
Thank you, thank you.
there we go
They have to open up these cases, set up, start the show on fire, move these things,
you can't see where I'll set this boat.
Hold the boat across the screen, then maybe you can hear it.
All right, Jats, give me your donations.
I'm back on the bike.
I'm ready to hear from you guys.
It's been a little while, huh?
How was it with Schlatt?
Was he a good babysitter?
Let's go, we've got 10 K to lunch. This lunch place is really far away because Chris was
like we've got to go here. And I was like, all right, well, sure. It was good. Weird fun.
He hated having the bike. He's singing the devil. I actually think this bike is still
a little too tall. So I'm not going to forget it. Go down tiny bit.
I miss you guys. I mean it's like freaking miss you guys.
So it's just this road straight, four 11km and then we'll have lunch. And this is one place
that Chris is pretty adamant about going to. Because we normally wouldn't go to a
lunch place so far ahead because today is only 72km I think and the lunch place is 56km so
you know it pretty much all the way there. That's like a one more stretch but
there's some other cool stuff as well near the lunch place so we have to see some cool stuff.
Second day support from Malaysia, runs up CC GAM except for Singapore, KAKWSD check.
Love you Singapore, but our food is infinitely better out there.
Okay, some Malaysian slander they'd now be sending that down our in.
Not sure, probably is my guess.
I just realized, I'm the same age as Chris Broad, God I know it.
Yeah you are, bro.
Same age as Chris, you're all the shit.
You're crepid up here. Can't even hear me.
Welcome back Connor boy. It feels like we lost two feet of height and an inches above the ground.
Who you cheese?
Uh, how dare you slander me so?
You's okay if I don't slander.
Bring back Schiltoris. We miss him already.
A lot of me asked me, do I have to agree with everything they say? Like what? No?
Wanted to at least give one genuine thank you. Not enough for the loves, but for all of the lines that you've changed.
Much love from Florida.
Thank you. That car was quite close to me.
There are so many cell phones.
If you're looking for Diego, mean has taken him up to the rough.
What?
What was that?
I was very flexible when I was a kid.
The other students in my school used to call me Spider-Man because my uncle was murdered.
I can't, I'll tell you when we stop.
What the fuck?
Someone donated and said, I was very flexible as a kid.
All the kids called me Spider-Man because my dad got murdered.
loaded. That's deep. All right, finally.
Uncle, uncle, sorry, sorry, uncle. I've short-term memory loss and long-term memory loss. And
every time I go on Google all the links are pink.
What'd I say?
I don't know.
24K still out more.
This POV feels like Bro has crouched toggled.
Okay, that's hurtful.
I do not have crouched toggled.
There's a store name, name after you guys. Hot one.
You'd be ones because there's a lot of you.
Anyways, here is a Malaysian word of the day, B-O-T-A-K-Boltok.
Repeat after me.
Boltok.
Boltok.
It holds in Malay.
Oh, for fuck off!
You piece of shit!
I'll never forgive you for giving Malaysia a bar.
I'll never forgive Malaysia for that one.
and we still have the downwind so it's actually really nice to cycle. This is
like genuinely perfect weather now. We've got a very decently strong downwind so
we're getting pushed by the wind on top of that. The sun came out and we've got
these beautiful mountain views all around us and it's nice. It's so good
And there's a snow on a lot of them too, so it's just... it looks amazing.
I'm on quite a busy road, because this is the road that connects Al Mory to like Hachinohair.
Hi, Monkey Boy. I'm at an anime convention this weekend.
That's not funny.
Every monkey or iron rat stick that we sell, we are going to donate one to the cause.
Dude.
Oh yeah, dude. That's awesome. Thank you so much.
you know that's what it's all about man like I can only do this once a year
realistically but we can all do good and I pay it forward you know so many of us
are very lucky maybe we can sit here and watch the video.
My back started hurting after Reckon City. I may have to continue and hold.
Here's another donation. Thanks Bray. Thank you man so many of us are so lucky right we
get to enjoy this we get to work hard but we're healthy we get to enjoy
watching in these events and stuff and it's like man he's sometimes you say for
granted how fortunate that we are but we're healthy and you just got to do
little things here and there you know
there's a lot I genuinely think there's a lot of bad in the world and I
think the best way to counteract it is to do little leads good when you
Yeah man, how about that?
Keep up the hard work, Short Kings, sending lots of love from Wisconsin.
Thank you.
Thank you, I'm a Short King.
Oh, such nice weather, man.
It's not such nice weather.
I'm so happy now.
This is beautiful.
I'm going to get 56K done with a big bowl of tuna.
Oh, it's going to be so good, Shaq.
Connor.
Don't say 5'11, 5'11 is a myth. Short people tell their children. You don't want to be a liar, do you?
Ha ha ha!
I am sadly, not even 5'10, 5'9. I'm a measly 5'9.
I am the exact average adult male size, which is good, because most things are built for me.
Father Colin, I come not to you with a confession of sin, but a confession of love. Will you marry me?
you sounded very sarcastic baby I might have to decline and hopefully there's
more enthusiasm the next time
wow it's like a stagnant like river next to us that's so interesting it looks
like gulps in it what is that to the left of us it's like a oh it's like a
The pond?
Oh, the river, it's the pond, if that makes sense.
I guess a stagnant river would just be more of a pond.
Or a lake.
I just wanted to say thank you.
Monk and the Mouse have gotten me through a bunch of hard times.
Truly, my comfort streamers.
Much love from Michigan A3.
Wait, have we got you?
Oh, man, I hope it looks as beautiful on stream as it does in real life
because it is stunning today.
I mean, tons of trucks and stuff in the road,
which, you know, it always sucks,
but overall, it's a beautiful day
and when we're not surrounded by the giant metal things there,
it's really nice.
Thank you for all the donations, guys, seriously.
They all light up, they all help keep them coming.
We're absolutely doing insane work right now,
and I'm just very grateful to all of you for your time to watch the stream
but also to everyone who's been very generous enough to buy the merch, donate, buy gamer socks, everything.
It's seriously...
I hope you guys enjoy the badge. I'm really grateful that Twitch this year
they're kind of one of the help-out and we will kind of showcase the cyclothon a bit, which...
I think that's a cool event and I'm really glad they did.
Man, hope you guys enjoyed using your emotes. I think yes, there was a lot of subs I've
never got one.
I love if you do get a whole sum of gamer subs.
Oh, oh, oh, ooh.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I guess it was getting a little too wholesome.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I guess it was getting wholesome. Too wholesome for a moment.
So I guess we could have Boobie do up his balls and get him a sum.
You shouldn't do that, Ruby. It's meant for consumption.
Chris Broad built a whole career on living in Japan and still manages to sound like he
got there by taking a wrong turn at Heathrow.
Yey, yo, goated!
What was that?
The fuck was that?
That's so ridiculous.
How's the bike?
Okay, you don't respond.
Hey, dawg, could you help with my multi-variable calculus homework?
Sure.
I keep getting distracted by this fantastic stream.
Okay.
What are you going to tell me about the problem?
There's a lot.
How am I going to help, bro? I don't know the issues.
I've engineering degree, but I got you.
What's the difference, buttewin, my wife and a battery?
I don't know.
The battery has a positive side.
Oh, no, bro.
Booby, bro.
Why are you saying that?
Booby, don't talk like that.
What?
Last night, I went to see Fridt Disco.
I pulled a muscle.
That's not good.
That is a boomer joke, that is a boomer joke, but you know, it's nice hearing boobies.
Head pat, head pat time, nice head patts.
In 1999, Schlatt killed a homeless man by luring him into an alleyway with a can of baked
beans.
He later stated, this is his favorite way to do it.
No, come on! What the fuck, Slat?
The tuna's gonna be so good. Just think about the tuna.
Oh, we're on the drone shot.
You got this.
Yeah Chris, you want to take the backpack?
How much were you going to race to do it?
Later on in the series.
That means it's not happening.
We're going to get a number.
What a beautiful view.
Stunning boys.
Enjoy it.
This is what life's all about.
This is why we do the cyclotron man.
Hope the weather stays nice.
Me too man, me too.
We all expected a thunderstorm at some point during this trip.
Oh dude.
What a beautiful day.
Woohoo!
Watching these streams is now part of my yearly routine.
I'm glad to hear that.
Oh dude.
Sad no train going past Chad. That would have been the ultimate drone shot.
You would have the train going side by side.
That's what makes it so beautiful.
Every view needs a train.
About halfway.
I think our downwind has kind of left us in our chat.
So I think this play area is famous for what are they called?
Scalips and Apples.
Because the scallops.
Do you guys ever do a bike across Vietnam like Top Gear did?
Bike? Bicycle? I don't think you can bicycle across Vietnam, mate.
Sure, motorcycle, sure.
Triple integrals in polar coordinates, but I don't notice which from Cartesian to Polar.
Dude, it's hard for a dumb mistake, dude.
You see that police car on the way? It's so cute.
House out pals, guys.
Shout out to Powell World.
What's something hard, long and full of semen in it?
What?
One, beyond sea,
Pratt, a submarine.
Okay, thank you.
I just don't like the way Boobies has semened.
He really hits it, you know?
Oh.
As I was saying,
D-Power was so cool.
Sponsored the stream.
And like a gigachat was like,
we got nothing to promote,
just top people to donate.
Because pals help pals, man.
That's real.
Pal's help pals.
Jeff Bezos here.
I'd like to confiscate the donations to buy a new yacht.
Here are 25 as a sign of goodwill.
Tar!
Oh, thanks.
Thanks, Bezos, for all.
You couldn't spare a mill?
Like, what if Jeff Bezos was a fan?
We could get a mill, like, John.
John Madden.
John Madden.
John Madden.
John Madden.
John Madden.
John Madden.
What?
Stop that.
I don't know who that is.
Oh, that's the football guy, right?
I heard that from Scott Baross.
I don't know football, so I don't know who that is.
You mentioned a thunderstorm.
Now we know when Gaunt is joining.
Yeah, I mean Gaunt and I get unlucky and get a thunderstorm, dude.
He kinda...
He kinda always gets them. I really feel that.
Your screens with Mouse has brought so much joy at a time when the world has felt so heavy.
Thank you for being here for us and for Mouse.
Hey. Hey, Mouse is always there for me, too.
Mouse always has got my back.
Deigoth Uwe welcomes you, C-Dog VA my old friend, but to this cyclathon where destiny
is made, why have you come unprepared?
Dude, what the hell, bruh?
Ah, it keeps going.
This is a miserable road, but there's not really any other one.
I also enjoyed Project Hail Mary.
fist my pump, fist my pump.
I'm maze, I'm maze, I'm maze.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo.
I got chilled out.
Woo.
Chill, baby.
Fuck.
Tired, man.
This is exhausting.
I hope my heart rate is too embarrassing, now I.
We always get so excited, man.
Yeah man, this is shit.
Slap said this is how I have to groove them.
Oh shit, thank you Matt, for the raid.
I hope that's a little bit of a...
Dude, look at that snow piled up there.
Look at that paper.
Yeah.
Look at that paper.
It's called Ender.
I don't know if it's called Ender.
Yeah.
This sucks.
Yep.
This is the raid.
Hey you the raid.
Reminded a chat, you're doing it using the link in the chat.
One ten.
Should be alright.
I think we'll get there for 120.
Well, I think so.
Actually 3.7 but who's counting?
You can get the Donate emote, which is a man-mass hold in a bag of money, by subbing or gifting a sub.
You get the badge by watching for an hour.
You can donate using the link in the chat.
I'll scroll down and click the donate panel.
Here we can just go to Tiltify.
SeaDog and it should pop up as well.
Game of Sups, $2 every car.
You just keep on going with SeaDog.
There's a link for that too. It keeps popping up on the side.
Ah, CWM merch. $5.00 for every item.
When a random man comes into the restaurant talking about how
Moby Dick was a sperm whale. Spear him whale.
What the fuck, baby? Why are you so fucking weird?
What's wrong with you, baby?
I act normal for like a minute, please.
huh
Well, can we always make sure that the pinned comment is always a donation link?
I don't know if it is a lot I just want to be sure that that's like
You know, there's a link you you are. Why why why why?
Like
Dude, this is so nice.
This is so nice.
This is all when the sea comes out like that.
That is beautiful.
That is fucking beautiful.
Oh my god damn!
That's beautiful!
for the amazing news you lose that was so beautiful for like 10 seconds
oh now the wind is fully against us oh the big man did you enjoy that that was worth
it right? I think there's another bridge there.
Dude that is so beautiful.
Oh man what a beautiful day. Oh hell yeah.
What a beautiful shot. Dude, the sea is so beautiful man.
I cannot describe how beautiful the ocean is, Chad.
Mousy raid time for another small dono come on chat. We got to get to one hundred and sixty thousand dollars
Yes, we're so close
Can we get it before lunch?
Good luck guys
Ah, cute girl boys. Look at that man.
That is such a beautiful view.
We are spoiled. It's real life right now.
And I have this.
Articulated lorry potato avocado. Articulated lorry potato avocado.
Articulated lorry. Articulated lorry. Articulated lorry.
Thank you.
It's so beautiful!
1k left!
Oh, it's breathtaking!
It's just like North Dakota!
So steep!
Man, the water is so clear.
Oh, boys.
We are truly spoiled.
And we're so close to lunch, this is amazing.
And it's all downhill, this is just exactly what the soul needed, what the soul needed
my friends.
Hey, we're at Almorey City now, look at that.
First major city on our stop here. Oh, red light. No! Come on!
We've been watching this since 2006. Keep up the great work.
Thank you, man.
No! Why the red light?
We're doing so well.
Hey Connor, perfect time to ask Schlatt to make Honeydew a gamer.
Some's flavor. Like Honeydew.
I can't eat these nuts, fit in your stream.
Okay, okay.
It's just not even good.
It wasn't even a good one.
We're 700 meters away.
Yeah, 700 meters away.
Thanks guys for making my public holiday so relaxing.
Best wishes from South Australia.
There we go, you man.
Enjoy.
There we go.
Keep up the great work guys.
Thank you.
Holy shit!
Look how he didn't want to give us a little bit more room there!
Oh my god, train!
You're going to miss out on this.
Sorry.
It's alright, I made sure there's no cars behind me.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
That's all right, I made sure there's no cars behind.
160,000!
Just finished a three-mile run to train for a marathon.
You and Chris are a big inspiration as I start on my journey.
Thank you, ma'am.
Good morning, Connor, Chris and Schlatt.
Quick question.
How does the jersey fit? Is it tight or oak? And remember to donate plasma.
I'm 5'9", 175 pounds, big boy. And Al fits me pretty nicely.
150k before lunch. We got this.
I see the boys. I see them. Come on, I'm hungry.
What did I say? I see them all over you.
Thanks for sharing this with us, and everything you guys do.
Much love from Chicago.
I said we'd get there.
120.
It is 119, boys.
Yo, is that the guy from my socks and blanket?
Yep.
Hope you don't die to a truck.
Good luck.
Where is it?
One pat, enjoying the stream with you and me.
Now, thank you for all that you do.
How you feeling?
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah, so.
What's up, boss?
I know this place. Look at the big chair in the park on the right.
It's a chair and it's big.
Look at that logo, there he is.
Launcher out.
Oh, damn it, boy! You've done it!
Hold on, Shat. One second.
One second.
You can put this on charge in the van and if you could grab a battery and a USB-C cable
from the box.
Yeah, we already have that plugged in the battery so we'll put it in.
Okay, nice.
Okay.
Sorry, Chad.
Tuna.
Who's ready for tuna?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The cats are with him.
Oh, yeah.
The cats are the thing, the cats are the leftovers and there's only for quite a fair amount of cats.
Around the back it was like a dog.
Okay, let's go on.
He's eating the tyre.
Let's get some tuna, man.
Hey, 56k man, no E-bike!
You're a mad man!
So this is a famous place for a lot of tuna.
Let's go inside.
What?
Let's go inside.
Where's our friends?
I told you!
I saw this now.
Oh my god.
Hi, welcome in here.
Ah, hi, how are you?
All right.
This is awesome.
We should sit there, there, there, like this.
Do you want to move into here?
Oh, sure, sure, we can go there.
OK, OK, sure.
That's a cool place.
They've got a carry too.
Oh, they've got, what, they've got tuna carry.
Maybe this way?
This way. I don't know what you think.
Sure we can do that there as well.
It's crazy.
It was the best place to...
She was just sitting here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I'll sit there.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
Hold on, let me just get situated.
I'm tired.
Hi.
Some stuff to yours?
Yeah.
So, you can sit there, right?
Or...
Well, I know we're filming, should be...
Ah, I see that's the movie with the double-bond,
from Marvel or...
So the big one, 4,420px, actually.
Wow. I want you to have these fucking cameras here.
No, no, no, it's okay. The shots are amazing.
The shots are really good.
So I think it's fit.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry, sorry.
I am dying, Chad.
I am dying.
I'm so sweaty.
We're going to change over to that other camera.
So just give us a moment.
Enjoy the sweaty British man
Is this the guy? Your friend?
Is this your friend?
This is such cool, like, decoration there
So cool they have like so many badges. What are the badges for?
Lufentino, that's all they do. We'll show you the menu.
They have ramen and stuff too.
I like curry as well. Have we swapped over?
No, of course not.
Who's flat as a man, buddy?
Flat doesn't tie it.
Let's go to fucking drink gas.
What is it after the day?
Off-Direction.
Right.
Come on.
Real bad. Let's come on.
I don't know what I'm saying, I'm just like, look at this NPC, you're the same...
You're the same thing. They're the ones who do the same thing.
Yeah, you told me I'd tell you.
Yeah. I want to do it too.
It's about me.
We can check it out.
We'll be sure about it.
We'll get back to my man.
What do you think this is about?
Dude, I'll take it off right now.
It's been killing me.
Huh?
I don't know.
Dude, the hoodie is heavy.
It's alright.
What are you going for?
This is what they sell.
I want it.
I don't want the biggest.
You're going to eat it?
I'm going to eat it.
You're going to eat it?
I mean I think I can. I don't know, I've tried to be reasonable. How healthy is it like?
It's supposed to be delicious. Ladies and gentlemen, is it too much for me to...
I'm gonna stay up to cycling as possible.
How long is 70 kilometers?
What is it, what is it, what is it, what are you using?
It's going to be quite nice because the audio is coming from the cameras.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's not going to work.
I do like to get an outright.
Yeah, I was like, oh my god, the same, it's not real.
I actually have the same thing.
I don't, I don't, I was like, what are you doing?
Waking something good to bring something good.
I thought it was going to be a lot cooler.
That's more of a truck.
So there's a real thing between a mull.
And they can be used in the states when they're on.
They can be used in the states when they're on.
Even that's a key problem.
That's the key problem.
We don't have to worry about it.
We just have to make sure it's on water.
That's the real thing.
I don't know.
I'm gonna be back here for a while.
No.
This is not the only one I'm fucked with yesterday.
That's why I don't even have any illiterates with your legs.
You're gonna wake up and your legs are gonna be so...
Yeah.
But it's gonna leave, I can't believe it.
This is great.
It's painful.
It's all outside.
It comes with a bit of muscle.
Maybe they'll fix the mic.
Nah.
No, we don't see that.
I'm not going to do that.
There's no other way.
Do you want to?
Sure.
I might think.
I might think.
No, I think it's very close in front of us.
Is she going to use my laptop?
Yeah, I'm going to use your laptop.
Yeah, I do.
I'm going to put my laptop in every second.
I'm going to change the volume here.
I'm going to run a family restaurant.
So, I'm going to shout.
I'm going to put my laptop in five.
Two.
Two.
Five.
I would have drawn 20 trades.
Do you have anything to rush?
3,50.
You don't have to pay for the price.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
3,50.
No, it would be on the top of your head, wouldn't it?
Come in there.
Two size kitsu, I'm sorry.
There's a lot going on there.
I'm pretty bad at doing it, I don't know why.
Come in there.
Come in.
He's looking at me.
You can eat it.
You can eat it.
You can eat it, me.
He's really wants someone to eat it, isn't he?
Oh, that's your money.
I'm so trapped up.
if I'm so fucked up, I just need to head out.
Cool. Shall we?
So, here.
Let's go and be good.
What are you, this is very challenging to try.
We're gonna be a bitch. We're gonna be a bitch.
We are the last one.
Sorry mate, Q is left.
You felt what the light was, on the light.
Why do you just find something to complain about?
Like, if everything's perfect, you'll be like,
the water's too good.
I can't appreciate it.
I ain't some shit weather.
I ain't some shit or nothing.
This is you, you're all going to yourself.
This is literally you.
I appreciate the fine things in life, you don't.
You appreciate cholesterol and debauchery.
I appreciate the sound of the breeze on the wind.
The sound of the breeze on the wind.
Sound of the breeze on the wind.
I'm fucking dehydrated, I can't think.
As a sort of incredible dialogue,
you should expect my book.
Was that a hemming way?
Oh, dude.
Oh, the toilet here is really unhinged.
It's like, loads of weird mirrors that's really trippy fucking place.
You're gonna love it.
Sorry, Nanny.
Can I get a charger?
This is a phone.
USB-C.
Yeah, yeah, no battery.
You can talk to people.
Yeah, okay.
J-Slat.
The Goat.
Let's get our monies worth up.
like a clown at a birthday party.
Chris's phone is close to the edge of the tent.
It's a weird way to phrase that, Chris.
He does phrase things in the most inappropriate way.
Well, what?
Chicken.
Lots of chicken.
Anything that can be inappropriate?
You will.
What's up, Schlatt?
Hey, you know, I was always betrayed.
Horrific.
Sorry, Al.
Horrific.
Sorry, I'm also laughing, Mrs. Argers.
I was betrayed, but as Jesus, who was from the dead, yesterday, taught me when someone
slaps you, you turn the other cheek and you slap you again, and that's what I did there.
Well, what Jesus had done, if he didn't get an e-bike, he just rolled back the boulder
and he's like, where's the e-bike?
Oh, fuck it.
It's very terrible.
Yeah, this would have pedaled.
And in a way, I'm not liking channeling him enough.
Channeling him.
So who's the season?
Who's the season?
No, you're a fucking Pontius pilot.
You're Pontius pilot.
He's for anyone under a bus.
Pontius pilot. I don't even know who this is.
You don't know who Pontius pilot is?
No, I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
That was a bad guy.
Well, he didn't want to cruise to a pure pressure.
He knew the whole crowd was like, Jesus.
He gave him to peer pressure.
Well, you did, yeah.
I have to do that.
That was probably the worst case of peer pressure.
I love to hear you talk about the Bible in your videos.
I'm a very religious man.
I'm going to do some things.
Schlatt's Bible.
Well, listen, there's a passage I like.
Matthew chapter 18 verse 6 which says if any of you causes these little ones
little one thing me to stumble it would better a large millstone hung around
your neck and for you to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
And that's how you feel after not getting the e-bike.
Well, yeah.
Water's right here.
When you have your tuna bowl, it'll all come around, I think.
The tuna will make up for it.
The fish up north is supposed to be better, right?
Yeah.
It is.
The best fish in the world is the best tuna.
And it's so close.
Didn't Jesus make those fish?
You know, Jesus died here.
Down the road, didn't he?
He died down the road.
He took them up here.
He took them up here.
He took them up here.
I'm just pulling on a big bike.
I'm on an e-bike.
Well, so the story was, can't it, is that
he, a Japanese friend,
what was his name?
Yasuke?
His brother or something.
Yeah.
He took his spot
on the cross
so that Jesus could flee
He could flee to Almory and live out a quiet life.
There's a whole place in Almory that he is very far away.
Yes, there's a place.
We were passing a bunch of signs that said,
Yes, a Christel on the Japanese.
So yeah, a Japanese guy took his place
and he buried in Almory after living a fulfilling life.
Also Adam and Eve, but also really close.
Oh my God.
What have we done?
Holy fuck.
Oh my God.
It seems like Jesus magic the 2,000 fish, the sea to give the 5,000, isn't it?
Jesus Christ.
How do we...
Oh.
Is this for everything you wanted?
Here you go.
Are you happy?
Does this make up for the betrayal?
Does this make up for the betrayal?
Shall I lie?
Fuck.
This is the most American thing we could get for Slap.
We brought America to him.
Well, that's yours.
I don't know what you're saying.
This is $25, $27 I think.
Which is the best soy sauce?
I wish there was another bowl so I could get to the right.
This is probably the best soy sauce thing.
Let's try this.
Another bowl would be good, right?
I need another bowl to maneuver this.
Is it going to be done with the fish?
I know, I need...
Oh, here we go, we need a bowl.
Oh, Mithal.
Oh, no.
Ah, we have a ball.
We have that.
Oh, that's all there's in there.
Come in there.
She liked laughter, that was like.
You were so dumb.
You're a savage.
Well, like, I mean, I can't watch what I'm going to be able to say.
You do put soy sauce on the fish a lot.
Yeah, I'm not.
It's not like wrong
Yeah, you put in this ball
Okay, let's give this to you
Oh my god, it's good. Yeah
See
That's insane
I am I am this what it's a four thousand four hundred yen twenty seven dollars
Well in the UK this would cost like 400 pounds for such a huge amount of money.
Can I be spoke to you soon?
Oh my god, let's get some of this off here.
This is a beautiful excavation project.
I
Can you tell me this is why he died here because he missed my Jesus came down or this is why I came here
But what are you gonna eat tuna? Look how much tuna is on this?
Look at this
Look at the mark here and you're in taking
It's good
What's weird though? This is 20 slices, but this is definitely more than 20.
That'll hit the spot.
This will fuel us.
Does it make up for the betrayal?
No.
Can you feel the mercury?
I'm not sure there's anything you can do in the next 48 hours that could make up for the betrayal.
Back rub. Back rub.
Why are you so obsessed with back rubs? What's wrong with you?
with you. I think that would help it.
You get so weird about touching each other.
You feel like you're mentioning it.
I think that's the only way you can compensate for what you've done.
There's iron in them.
There wasn't any shape enough to do this.
You feel really well today though. You are doing really well.
And we're almost done for today.
You've obliterated it.
I appreciate that.
You're the next, uh...
I'm strong, yeah.
I'm strong, yeah.
Drugs and all.
With or without the...
Just...
...contesticular issues.
We'll see you tomorrow.
We'll see you at the end of tomorrow.
This is like fucking doping.
Look at that shit.
This is doping.
Oh, shit.
Like, I can barely hold it.
Okay, this might be a little too much, though.
I actually feel like I'm gonna eat all this time.
Dude, I'm not eating anything you would have for this.
I insist.
Please, then.
No.
I'll have a little bit, yeah.
Please.
It is the traditional, it is the traditional, yeah, but then...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's nice.
It must have been hard, like...
You're gonna get both finally starting to see race.
Dude, oh no, this is crazy.
And he was insistent on getting the largest, huh?
There's so much. Oh my God.
That is a joke, man.
I'm going to need more rice.
We could need a bigger bowl.
How much protein is this?
A decent amount.
The mercury outweighs the fish.
You know those eggs?
I learned recently that there that chick blade has a cup of real chicken
30 count real chicken
500 calories 100 grams of protein 100 grams of 100 grams of 100 grams
It's literally one dollar
I'll get it.
Expensive, but it's worth it.
It comes in a little bowl.
It's fine.
You get it like the buffalo sauce.
You just pop it in there, pop on, shake it up.
I miss...
It's just like...
Good.
Yeah, the sauce is really good.
Yeah, that's...
I like that.
Yeah, ratio is like...
That's a fucking dog from your clothes.
Protein per calorie.
You give that to him, get more.
I think it's like human food.
Come on, so-so.
Dude.
This is actually uncertain.
It's the weight of what we've done to ourselves is bearing on me.
It's really good, babe.
The tune's better than I remember.
It's pretty high quality.
Is it beef or is it just...
Mmm, it's good, it's beefy.
Nice.
It's not like a really expensive fattie cut.
It's more of a lean sort of cut.
Like chutoro.
Mmm.
I thought chutoro was the medium.
That, like, the best one.
No.
It's just more like akami.
I don't know.
You know, there's no fat like this.
So I don't think it's chutoro.
I'll try to bring, coming back online after some food.
He's back now.
Just three dudes enjoying their meat.
How many slices are there actually?
Cause that's more than 20.
On the sign it's 20 slices, that's at least 50.
That's more, cause I've had like 10,
and that's definitely at least 50.
This is insane.
Yeah, he definitely, David's wearing one.
I think when he sees the camera, he's like,
I'll show them all, I'll show them, I'll show them what they did to Jesus.
Dredge is up the street, he's a fucking tsunami.
Put some of the fish down.
Maybe this is when he has left. He's like, I don't want to deal with this.
I'll just give it to you.
Shoot up.
That's my one, the one time I got wrecked into this.
Yeah?
Well, the one time, a Japanese person recognized me,
I went to Family Mart, and I said,
he didn't know where he was getting the chicken.
And one of the guys I was with,
I was waiting outside, and a Japanese guy pokes his head,
and he goes,
shut up.
So that's how I learned my name, gentlemen.
He didn't even come in, he just walked away.
Honestly,
Honestly, they turn out curry sounds nice too.
Mm.
Mm.
I love curry.
Curry's so good.
You think you're gonna be able to eat all this?
No.
I'm starting to worry I can fill my stomach.
I'm gonna try my best though.
Where's your water at?
Oh, there's a subservice machine there, the one there, the little metal ones, push it.
Oh no, oh no.
Is there a topple over?
This is going to do to your stomach right here.
It's such a ridiculous amount of food.
I said 15, he was like 20, a real man was 20.
I'll show you the tuna of the camera. What do you mean?
There's more tuna than a table.
This is sick and twisted.
Sick and twisted.
I've never had this in my life.
I'm going to put it in front of the camera.
If we're not torturing you on the bike,
we're torturing you at dinner time.
Aren't you American?
That was like the normal everyday American portion.
By the end of this, you're number one, A.
He's like, by the 20th mouthful, you're like, oh, I don't want to eat you for a long time.
Slime being tasty, Peter.
It's so good.
Oh, it's good. It's good, but...
You haven't even touched your plate.
What are you talking about?
I have way less of a... You've got experience of the left hand.
Oh yeah, because you piled it all over.
I could move it all there.
You're in no position to treat me hard.
Oh, dude.
Just wait there. The rebusiness plays at quite low.
It's 3.6.
Yeah, because he...
he forces you to eat...
a gauntlet.
They can probably refill our rice, right?
Yeah, but you're not gonna want it.
I think I need to.
You're not gonna eat more rice.
I can't get through this by just eating it just assuming.
You've got to try it.
Some water.
Give me some
It's a nice day today
She's a really good time my friends
It's a pickled you don't want you don't like it
Have you seen Matilda?
Not the Matilda reference.
What about Matilda?
There's a scene where this kid, Lucy, eats a slice of chocolate cake he wasn't supposed to
and so they force him to eat the entire cake in front of the whole school
and she's very comical.
She finishes it all.
You're not all the cake, Lucy?
What are you doing, Rob?
You've got to move up and down, intermittently to help the food pass.
That's all the food flies do, I'm not doing that.
That's all the food flies do, I'm not doing that.
I'm not shaking it down.
I'm not shaking it down.
What are you fucking jerking to get the pee out of you?
You fucking guys, bro.
How many calories is in tuna?
Not much, right?
Ah, I see.
What do you want to eat for a while, tuna?
That's such a lie.
You just lie every time about that.
That's true.
I think, like, why is there so much tuna?
What do you think?
This is not 20 slices.
No.
It's a lie.
I think it'll be 50% per person.
Yeah, I'd easily move it.
But you can't even talk anymore.
It's all...
It kind of doesn't make a dent in the rice.
Well, I'm rationing it because I want to make sure I add it up.
25 bucks is still expensive.
Dude, not for a minute.
Very cheap.
For two and a half?
Like the most expensive cat of fish, getting an entire whole fish worth?
He must have a dealer.
We're out of it. Who's this guy? Who's this tuna guy?
How do you get that much?
We are near where it all comes from, so you must know some of the pork.
Who can just get it at discount?
He's got, like, he's got...
He's got Barry at the port.
He's got... I give you a deal.
You get a deal on this tour.
This is not what a lion sounds like when he's about to jump on his prey.
Get the pants off.
There's only one person this table is going to finish.
I think you can do it.
It's flat.
Yeah.
I'm going to do my best though. I think I can get through it.
I'm going to get through this.
I'm never going to want tuna again now.
I'm going to be coming for Marlowe today.
You like that one?
I don't know Jesus Christ's crucifixion partner,
but I know Marlowe doesn't have a vacuum.
Important things.
I broke one of those as a kid.
Oh no, it's quite dangerous.
Yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like,
I was like, oh, it's so cool I was touching it.
And then I was like, what the fuck?
Because I'm like five, and then I remember an adult came in
and I was like, ah!
And I was like, look at that dude, it's so shiny.
Mercury's pretty cool.
Mercury's pretty cool.
What's the fucking fascinating liquid?
Maybe.
Yeah?
I'll say it.
Look at it.
Look at it.
It's like the fourth of every new sub-mercury.
Fucking killing you in a minute.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, fucking clowns.
I should build a tomb for myself.
A tomb?
Riverside.
You're a fan?
Yeah.
Farrow slap.
Hmm.
Hmm.
For you.
If Schlatt was far out...
You're just...
There's no danger out here.
There'll be some changes.
Hey, move the stone couch. Move it over there.
I'd carve my name on every brick.
They've thrown off the JBL speaker.
I'm trying to chill.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Slater's nearly done, Chet, and I still have all...
I think maybe you felt the same.
I wouldn't... Don't drag me down to your level.
Oh.
I remember none of it gets wasted.
It all goes to the cat's out back.
We'll show you afterwards.
They're all, like, gathered round the back.
and he just chops a chain around the window and he'll come round and hit it.
That's like you with a tricky mind.
He'll just chuck that on.
And maybe I can do this.
No, it's gonna be a clump.
I mean I can't do it.
Look at the size of it.
I'm not all right. Just give me what do you need it guys think I'm gonna finish it or not
I don't think you find it down. I don't think you did. What's that as we are?
165 number
Yeah, tell them all much in the middle of the night. I might as well for $5,000 to finish a 20-dollar bullet. Yes
That's a kind of magic we're gonna be doing on these cycle phones
Oh, Dickens.
I'm torching on the bike, torching at lunch.
I'm staying in a goo-like tonight.
Just to get the thing done.
Ten at ten.
It's like I might not show up tomorrow in days.
You know, jet lagged as well.
I've been here a couple of days.
You're right, I was just on the top line.
I get the laid-out and see what America is like.
They ask me if they should wake me up for the meal service
and I always say yes.
But then they always do a little yelling.
You yell but don't care.
What do you mean yelling?
You get loudly powered.
I precious sleep.
I brought a little pillow.
That seems smart.
I brought a huge
comfy pillow from Moody.
Moody?
I brought an actual
noise maker.
It's like this big.
We didn't have a real fan in it.
You said you had a noise maker.
Yeah.
What's on the plane?
What's that?
You said the plane.
Oh, okay, okay.
I was gonna say, I was like, I imagine I'm in like my business class sequence.
What's been my noise maker?
What's been my noise maker?
It was a car.
A fan?
It's like a mini fan that makes, like, white noise.
Where?
You can just go on your own phone.
Yeah, you can.
But it doesn't sound good.
Yeah.
There's bass into this.
There you go.
And you get some wallet.
I mean, I grew up on public transit and shit, so it almost feels weird to sleep in silence.
Well, I'm trash-tasting.
What's that round?
I don't mean that.
Nobody needs that.
I might be in class today.
Oh my God, this is a terrible thing.
There's only like ten pieces left for me to eat.
Just sleep with Chris, you'll get white noise.
Okay, that was good.
A real human always happens in chat.
Real comedians.
Yeah, by Taksan then.
Anthony O'Shee, O'Shee.
O'Shee.
Finish every drop, boy.
He's the biggest liar in town.
20 pieces.
This is ridiculous. Stop 20.
At least 50.
There's a 50 now.
I think this actually was 50. Oh, 60.
I was telling you what you had here. It was at least 20.
Something you had doubled there, so...
At least 20? You were so shit accounting.
No, I'm not one bad. At least I'm 30
Sorry, I don't know to do my legs anymore. I don't know if there is any blood
I don't like it because I don't feel good
You said you're gonna heal. I will. How much longer?
We have a really cool thing around here, we're going to check out.
I think we have 18k left.
This damage should be more than the cycling.
I'm tapping out with four pieces left.
No.
I thought you'd been the chaser one with the first shoulder chain there.
I thought I'd have a knee-buck.
I lost a tuner not gonna lose to a fish
Can we like take another hour to digest this before we get gone?
Yeah, we'll drive to the next place.
I'm sorry.
Oh, great.
You put all the hard work to smorgasbord.
She can reap the rewards, reap the harvest now.
What?
What do you mean?
What the... something that funs off me.
There's no fun in here.
No near this fold.
Yeah, probably not.
I don't know how to use chopsticks.
Dude, you're crushing that.
Have you done it?
Ehh...
Wow.
It's the Lord.
You are the chosen one.
Leave sign on, Gahid.
I just didn't even taste like chewing anymore.
It doesn't taste like anything now.
Yeah, it just sort of tastes like meth.
Well, I think I'll call it a day there with six pieces left.
I'm like half your size. It's just like I need a children's portion.
Six pieces, then? You've buried that. I saw what you did.
That was like a dog covering up his tracks.
Oh, stop it. I'm not trying to hide my shame.
I'm half the fucking Pacific Ocean still here.
That's good, that's good.
I know how you do that.
Lower American power.
I'm built for it tough, what can I say?
It felt like a 4.5 on a 15.
EcoBoost.
EcoBoost.
I'm going to get a 4.5, 3.5 inch stature.
What's the difference in the two?
Size.
Which ones bigger?
350.
Really?
I haven't even heard of a F-150.
That's 250, 350.
I think there's a 450.
Ohhhh.
Mmm.
Everyone's like, was that enough margarine?
I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven pieces, and you've got one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fourteen,
I double scooped some, I double scooped some.
It was me.
I thought I even really liked her enough.
I'm kidding.
When it doesn't hurt.
You know, it's so much.
Well, I'm done.
But I'm pretty happy now.
I did it so close.
I'm going to give up for it so close.
You lost my dish.
I don't want to be teasing you.
You lost your dish.
So close.
Lost to a fish.
Look at my stomach already.
It's a fucking pregnancy plan.
It looks like you got real.
This is full of tuna.
Man, you start today looking like me.
I'm more fucking blue fin than man at the moment.
This is not good.
I've quite jumped in the sea.
I could probably fucking swim to it.
This is all I'm saying.
Man, I tapped out with four pieces left.
Actually, with six.
I tapped out with six, and then I read the message,
lost to a fish.
You can't tell now.
You can't tell about the sex.
Fuck off, fuck off with it, fuck off with it.
Fuck off, fuck off with it.
I'm sick, I'm gonna be sick on you.
We're all gonna be sick.
We're all gonna be sick together as friends.
And we're all gonna have a count the story.
Every day.
Dude, Chris isn't a real eater.
He's a what?
He's not a real eater.
How tall are you?
6'3".
I'm like fucking 5 foot fuck all.
I'm tiny, I can't physically fill this in.
Your powerhouse.
This is just a cheese day for an American.
I found it all this.
No bro, a Tuesday for an American is waking up early and going in to the planet, okay?
That's a Tuesday.
Coming home and your wife's cheating on you.
You open up Fox News and then the president is tweeting,
open up fucking straight, you know?
You've seen that tweet, that's amazing.
Who's that?
He's in the fucking street, you bastard.
He wrote that.
Oh man.
I couldn't fucking scare you, you can't...
Such a diplomat.
That's so awesome.
I need more water.
Come on, Brucey.
You dropped you.
Could you give me some more?
I need police.
No, no, no.
Yeah, thank you.
What a gentleman. American gentleman.
For a place that closes at two, it's very much do those not closing at ten. I thought just turned up
Can't be right
so
Oh, is that too?
This was camera cheese you'd have had it all
Connors gonna need to go to the bathroom yes he is
I feel so good.
You need ginger.
Yeah, I do.
I would have been good, actually, to cleanse the palate,
so you know, before reaching the same thing.
Thank you.
Over and over.
Oh, I didn't get the curry.
I didn't get the curry.
The curry was what we do.
It's like I can't keep eating,
but every piece is such a task.
I'm the one who's over-challenged.
A middlable heartburn.
It's like my stomach's sending everything back.
It's a good problem.
Usually the point that you're chewing is just like slimy, sloppy shit.
Shit, you're fine.
Your brain can't do it. It's really interesting.
You know, if you keep eating the same food,
your brain just sort of changes the flavour of it.
It makes it worse.
That's nothing to be a problem for you in everyday life.
It's not a problem for my cats.
Don't ever have that problem.
They love that shit.
They like same food again.
Let's go.
I'm tapping out with...
No, fuck.
With pussy, man.
11 pieces.
We were just about to get dessert.
I mean we were just about to get dessert.
I can get dessert.
They always leave a little room.
I always leave a little room.
I got four pieces.
How many do you got?
11.
Hey, I'll pay him seconds.
Wait, man, you've got four to see.
You just need four pieces.
I will actually be safe.
And suck it down.
What are you fucking doing?
I'll eat four more people.
Damn.
I can do it just to see you suffer.
All right, here we go. Four more.
Fucking bullshit.
I'll show you.
On.
Whoa!
Just get us one, I suppose.
I can do this.
Two.
Let's have one.
That was a fuck. That was a fucking huge...
Coleman.
I'm renegiel-madil, don't be.
Four.
It's green there, Max, right there.
It's all fucking deal Trump mates, isn't it?
Only half the fucking cheating.
Bye.
You might as well finish the rest of it.
Yeah, sure.
Duh.
Fuck you.
It's done.
You.
You gotta join the club, come on.
I thought you all did that.
I'm genuinely impressed.
I'm very sick.
Tree of food is literally the only way I can get through.
Are these edible?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Of course I'm very very donkey.
Oh.
Just six small pieces.
I'm not done.
Yeah, we didn't even get like 200 bucks.
I know, I know.
I'll be the only one who's 61.
Fucker, I'd do it for 61.
I'd do it for 61.
We're close to that.
Chris, I think you should take the backpack.
You should do it.
No, it's not my day.
What the fuck are you doing?
It's really not like five kilometres left.
Maybe I should do it.
No, I think that one's out.
No, check them. They don't like me.
They don't want to be near me.
Of course they do. They love you.
They love you. They want to be you.
They want to see where it feels like to be with you.
Oh, fuck it, you hell.
Hell.
If I hold my shirt out, it looks less bad.
Yeah, if I fucking get a parachute over my chest, it's gonna get some top all in.
How much have you raised?
Not enough, chap. Sorry, chap.
We need the hundred and twenty quid or something.
Hundred and twenty quid.
Fucking.
How many people are watching today, by the way?
Well, it's a numberless.
Not to the giddy heights of yesterday.
27,000 are watching right now.
Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of people watching.
I thought you'd be...
Yes, there were only 11,000 people watching.
Oh, I just thought it would be less than yesterday
if you couldn't even give me an e-bike.
Which is the most...
Is this the most?
Most are against it.
It was really hard to get an e-bike, right?
That was the best they had.
That was the best they had.
Fuck, we reached it.
Fuck, 162 please.
162?
No, 162.
If you're a man of your word,
the owner's out, he's watching you.
Like a forklift.
Mmm.
Tasty, slimy food.
What's 70%?
Tasty, fishy, slimy,
cheesy.
Let me young, young.
You feel like squidging your mouth for a while.
What are you saying?
You feel, look at that.
This is a war crime I was doing today.
Stop that.
You feel the texture of it in your mouth.
You know, I got a root canal that gave a fly through.
Really?
I mean, I was a nuisance man.
I feel like you did as well.
That's why it's not here.
Was it painful?
They'd be asleep for it.
No, I didn't promise it.
Oh, shit, didn't it?
Wow.
Very nice, did it.
Good job.
What was more fun, having a root canal, eating all that tuna?
It's taking a long time to deliberate.
I mean, what did you enjoy more?
Oh, the tuna from the past.
It's good coloring at least.
Wow.
Yeah, I was telling them, Chad was telling Priscilla Carter they need to make a good
miserable morning. Japan edition.
Where they just eat food from here.
You know?
Good miserable morning.
Welcome to the back. I fucking hate my life.
Bummer.
I've written a book here, haven't I?
How do you books yourself?
The first one? Fair for you. More than I thought I would.
Yeah, I knew there'd be a cut about it.
I actually found out the figures two weeks ago, I mean books myself.
I was like, wow, cool.
Oh, he's giving him more of a cue, oh my God.
He's just giving it an abbey of the fuck.
No, you're not, you're not, you're not.
No, no, no.
Dekinai, dekinai, dekinai.
You're not.
I put it in front of the clock.
I put it in front of the clock.
I've tried once more.
I don't know, I don't know.
Three extra minutes.
Ah.
Show chat.
Yeah, show chat where he just handed us.
That's it now.
He was like, oh, you people get enough of you.
That's evil.
That's evil.
In Japan, if you eat all the food, that means you want more, right?
You know, you're always supposed to leave a little bit.
Nice.
And then I ate everything.
Good job, dude.
Oh, fuck off.
Second wind.
Okay, Sha, how do you eat everything now?
Fuck, that was ridiculous. That's pure gluttony.
I went further beyond entosity.
You know, like, beard meets food, and if you're watching, you're like, this is disgusting.
I wonder if that's how they feel.
Badland Trunks.
LA Beast.
What's that?
What is that?
Man, what?
You're missing it out, man.
Badland Trunks.
What the fuck is that?
Actually, a thing.
What the f*** is that?
He's YouTube right?
He holds the World Record for like chugging.
Oh wow.
He's very good at it.
He's very, very good at it.
He's like a porn star or something.
Hey chug.
I'm an LA beast.
I'm just having a full stop.
That video of the LA beast.
Have you seen one where he gives his hand in there?
In a concussion.
It's just, it's just so cool.
There's one video where, I don't know why he does this. He just eats a cactus.
He's screaming the entire time.
He's going, ah! Ah! Ah!
That's my quality content.
It's just like, we have to get on a bike for views.
Some people really, that was like that for...
Wow, that's what you wish that we did, that's what you wish that we did on the Daily Boats.
I'm glad you watched me get a cactus.
I think I might go and throw up.
Take the mic off.
I think that video is so soothing in my memory though.
I just thought it turns white, right?
Like when he puts his hand in the acid, it turns white and there's a delayed response when he puts his hand in the acid, it's him going...
He doesn't process it at all.
It's so ridiculous.
Boy, he says, stop sitting.
Dude, if I stand up, it's going to be like an accordion compressing.
And they're just gonna be disgusting.
You don't wanna suck that right now.
That tea sounds good.
Just some tea?
No.
You're not British.
Have some more water.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know if I've ever eaten that much.
Maybe, maybe.
Terry Black's barbecue in Austin comes close.
Oh, dude.
We're monsters, man. We did it.
We did that, man. That's kind of ridiculous.
I really felt like there's no way I'll finish that.
And then peer pressure, like everything. That's why I got on the cross.
You don't stop talking about Jesus like that, man.
And one day.
Where'd you get on the cross?
For what?
To see how it feels.
What, are they crucified?
Yes.
What a stupid thing to ask.
What do you do?
What do you eat? It's your legacy.
That's a shame.
My legacy.
What do you think the J stands for?
They're going to...
Can we get the millstone please?
I'm just delirious, man.
Yeah, no, I don't know why I feel this way.
So, the biking is pretty okay there, right?
You look like you're doing pretty well, man.
I'm not happy about the situation that you put me in, but I'm doing it because there's
no other option.
I have my bone conductors on, and I'm blasting hard techno music as loud as it'll go.
I start when you shout at me, I'm like, what?
Are you talking to me?
Because I have fucking Fisher in my head.
I'm losing it!
Baaah!
Oh, I'm not safe to walk.
I mean, I can't move.
Can we go to this, uh, the temple thing?
Yeah, right.
I can't walk.
I need, uh, I need, like, 45.
I'm out.
Oh, I see you're physically...
I'm out of here, man.
Slightly to the rivers of sea.
I can't move right now, all right.
See something to move.
Yeah, I can't move, I can't move.
From the time we've been here, customers have like,
so many customers have come and gone.
Empires, it's empty.
Empires have risen and fallen at the time.
We ain't that cheap, though.
Really cool place, though.
Tell them about it, Chris.
What are the stickers everywhere?
It's like from the fish, it says Japanese sea, Honpogra.
Honpogra.
Honpogra.
So it really starts with the really offensive stuff comes from.
Yeah, really cool though, really nice to catch there.
And they've got also drawings of the man himself.
Up on the wall.
I'm not okay.
I can't sit down for a while.
You can't sit down.
Physically, I'm broken.
You've been broken for a long time.
Jump up and down, like that.
So don't jump up and down.
I'm right standing next to you.
Please don't throw up on me.
Oh!
Please don't throw up on me.
No, those food fighter girls, they jump up and down like this, right?
That's what they work out of.
I think they are making fun of you.
They're like, do these things?
You need to stand up and jump up and down and do that.
You've been broken since the day you were born. Thanks guys.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Where's the toilet?
Over there.
Well, it's probably the very way it's all shut now then.
Let's five minutes.
I intend to get in full five minutes.
I'm always going to come out with more cheese, you know,
like the other minute, okay?
Eat this bucket. Eat the final bucket.
Oh no, that's not good enough, that is not good enough.
I need to go after you.
I mean, it started off quite delicious,
and by the second half it was like Guantanamé Bay of Magrae.
I'll tell you everything. I'll tell you everything you can do.
Just no more hacking and making my mouth.
Oh, lucky.
Oh, I'll try. I thought he was coming on a charity fundraising site for all these like, done.
His bike didn't work, we fed him the entire sea of Japan in the face of 40 minutes.
And he's like, I thought I was coming for a fun little cycle. What is this shit?
That was perhaps the worst attempt.
He got really bad at the end.
How do you feel now? Better?
Better?
Yeah.
Very nice.
You feel the feeling like flowing through your veins.
It's like you'll become like a Marvel comic book character.
Just a fucking tuna man.
I don't like it.
That's good, man.
Fucking tuna man.
Mercury man, Mercury man.
Mr. Mercury, he can know the temperature.
He knows what the temperature is.
They're just kidding around.
Mercury, man, do you need coats for this mission?
Wouldn't you go outside in a video?
I'd be like, oh yes, 36 degrees Fahrenheit.
I'm going to put it in the toilet.
The bathroom was all tuna from Mexico, so I guess they had a lot of tuna from Mexico
as well.
Interesting.
I think you can.
That's the price point.
Yeah, I know.
It's probably not tough.
At least.
Who knows.
There would be a bit sneaky giving all the con-magger or size of the bag to just give a pot of
to someone else where...
Yeah, I'm not sure, obviously.
Oh, but...
Please.
Hey.
Hold on here.
I'll go with you.
Wow.
Can I share the.
Ah, I really don't want to.
I really don't want to buy it.
Oh, I really don't want to buy it.
Fuck!
This is old apples.
Oh.
This is old apples.
Oh.
This is old apples.
Oh wow.
He's really kind.
It's a nice snack.
Oh yeah, strong shot. He's cleaning the table up in the router.
Good old Alan Morey.
Thank you.
Good to see you.
Thank you.
Excuse me, what's your name?
What's your name?
My name is...
Sato.
Sato.
Oh, nice, nice. Yeah, we can show a chap.
If you want a disturbing amount of tuna and free apples.
Oh
What a nice guy.
Oh, Henry's doing everything.
Can you hold the card for me?
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
That's OK.
Oh, there he is.
He lives.
We are given a giant bag of battles for free.
And we'll be keeping this on.
Yes, for now.
one chat you go in there yeah it's the outside
oh I don't know. Where's he the phone? Is Chris having my phone? He's left I'm assuming he does
F**k
Oh, chat, I'm...
In rough shape
See if I can see the cats
Oh my God
Last time I was here it was like 20
Yasashi
Come on
Aromas
Aromas
Coffee
Yeah, Yasashi, aromas
Yeah, Yasashi
Maxan!
Thank you so much!
See you later!
Thank you!
Oh, it's so nice, that's nice coffee.
I'm not really a coffee guy, I don't know.
Loads of coffee.
Yeah, I mean, I can't see.
Chris, can you help?
Can you take these cans out here?
Are we driving to the next place?
It's on route, okay.
You guys want to chill for a bit, maybe?
Should we get that shower?
Ah, we're chillin', I think.
I think we're chillin'.
Can you put this back in the battery thing, please?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, jeez.
I have a question.
Ah, what's the temperature?
This feels like 63 Fahrenheit.
Yes.
What is it?
Fuck it, man.
He's magic now.
He's got more mercury than blood.
I think it's 13 degrees Celsius.
People want to see the cats, but they don't want to.
Let's have a look at the temperature it is.
It is 13 degrees.
Really?
Oh, spot on.
I think I'm off because it's like 50-something Wow, look at that big bird Wow, that's a big
beautiful bird.
That's a Schlatt size bird.
Look at that gorgeous, beautiful bird right there.
Good bye for a while.
Good bye, for a while.
No, it was a good day.
Good bye.
Good bye.
Share it, I don't feel so good.
Anything going on around here?
Not all of us are used to eating like this, Chris.
for me it's just a choose man versus bird bird for his man stumbles
What am I doing with my wife?
You see how big and beautiful that guy was he's big so basically they put the tuner in that little room there
Yeah, and the cats come when I came out the crow is like sneaking in the fish
The animals down here, this place like f**king fuels all the animals.
What are we doing then?
Are we going on this?
Wait, are we going back on the bikes?
For real?
I don't make the rules for that.
I just played the game.
Are we going back on the bikes right now?
um you get backpacks on when you get backpacks on it's not on we're getting on the bike slide
i'm just getting on the bike half the cigar is straight hold on where you're on the bike
i can't cycle we're cycling i know there's only a humble 16 pound i'm like yeah i've
fucking eaten all the tuna okay let's have a look at this because we're going to a temple
there's a very moving i feel like i'm about to be sick there's a there's a very cool temple 11
k away yeah i want to see it i've always wanted to go to it and it shuts at four of course it
it does. We can do that in like 30 minutes.
Timmy thought I'd cut one to see flat cycle on a stomach footer on a broken e-bike.
Yeah, can I swap? I'm pretty much done with this one.
Where's my flask?
You need to talk.
Oh, chat. It is.
It is, you are such a bad guy, you know.
You're such a bad guy.
You're such a bad friend and a bad human being.
Just hurt me.
Because you always are like,
gotta have the pile of tuna.
And it looks so good on camera when everyone's fucking sick.
When everyone's dying of dysentery,
don't be thanking me for the content.
It will be more, we can't talk,
we can't encourage them to donate.
It's just a mute stream.
That's a VR chat session.
I can't do my coat up anymore.
Gently.
That's insane.
I love how you're acting like,
guys, my coat can't go up anymore.
It never did, but let's pretend it did.
It used to go up so smoothly.
I used to have a six pair.
Like this bit here,
there's a lot of tension.
I don't know, but it didn't exist.
30 minutes again.
I was next sort of Chris last night.
Every time he got in his bed,
Because the bed would like curve and like the springs he worked next door to me
There's a six pack under there somewhere that you I couldn't do this without a game of saps
All pal world because pal's hot pals
How's all pals
How's how pals
Pals help power refrain from saying anything because this is obviously a sponsor
What do you have you say
How's help out bro?
We've got some donations and we're going to watch any of the cyclophon this year because I'm gonna go vacation
Thanks guys Jim electrician hundred dollars. Thank you very much. Have a lovely vacation
The Queen of the Second says it's Queen, Queenie from beyonds, I'm checking in on my favourite
twink.
I can't read faster.
Ah yes.
I'm checking in on your favourite twink.
You know, number 33.
My favourite.
Rob got me those.
Did he actually?
Yeah, Rob got me them.
The radio's you there.
That's a very good brand of smells.
Thanks so much for the order.
That's a cool name go I want.
It's a cool name for a cigar, bro, I mean, I don't smoke, but I like a cigar on a special
case.
You always have cigars.
Like once every six months.
When the vine is ripe, after a cyclothon, you want to have a drink and listen to music.
A finish line.
I haven't seen one like that.
I know what a cigar feels like.
You just don't want to hold that.
Man, I would have sucked that whole thing down if I had that e-bike.
I've been feeling amazing.
You'd have sucked the whole thing down?
Chris would have been calling me the smoke stack.
God, I had this whole day planned out.
We should find them on the beaches.
Find them at sea.
So I wanted to do this video with Chris. Tell me if you think this is a good idea.
We spend a day drinking and smoking like Winston Churchill.
That's it?
That's it? Yeah, do it.
Let me see.
He woke up at eight o'clock and he had congenit.
He had a whole bottle of champagne, cognac, whiskey, port, and then he had like four cigars a day.
And he lived so he was 90.
He lived so he was 90 something.
Oh, it's possible.
Because he didn't cycle.
He didn't fucking cycle.
There's like gravel in my hair.
I can't believe you've got a bunch of apples, like I just don't need more food.
Should we go in five minutes?
Against the temple?
Yes.
Yes.
I've looked, I'm so sorry Chad, I know, I was kidding.
There you go.
For your consumption.
It's going to be really hard to cycle, Chad.
Let's lift up the next destination.
All right Chad, shall we get ready?
I think it's time
Don't remember
Chat let's cycle
How you feeling you cream it up? I'm gonna do my neck
because I didn't do it before.
Oh!
Why are you laughing at me?
Well, they can't, it's like they're going to be sick.
We might.
They're going to be sick.
In the temple.
Far on a live stream is being sick at a Japanese town hall.
Oh, thank God that's fun.
It's cold there.
Can you hold this for a second, Paul?
How come he didn't come in?
the whole thing
the whole thing
the whole thing
wrong zip wrong zip wrong zip
All right, let's get to my bag. Let's throw off and let's get out of here
Yeah, yeah, I got a swap over so give me a second
No, it's okay. You're good. This is the fun part. Yeah, I'm just gonna this is actually
So much food.
Oh, why did he make Chris always want his gluttony, bro?
This is a sin.
This is not what Jesus would have want.
Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.
Deadly.
It feels deadly.
It's a sin, bro.
Gluttony's a sin.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay, let's turn the mic on.
My mic.
I just know, I just guessed that it's on, right?
Oh, God.
Okay, now that that's done, I've got to turn the camera on.
Yes please.
So now I'll turn the camera on.
That's 50%
and we'll be fine for the next section I think.
And then, wait a minute.
I wonder what prize is it working.
This one.
So that's all on.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay, so I think we'll get that one.
That's all right.
Mike?
Yeah.
Paul's holding a chair.
Sorry.
Okay, we could probably swap to my benefit, I think.
No, I'm sorry.
Get this sorted.
All right.
I think so let's find out
Yep.
Do you guys hear me?
Do you guys hear me?
How do you sound?
You look great, man.
You didn't look happy when I said that to him.
You look great.
I need to get my big battery.
Alright, chat.
Deer for slack.
He's here with us. Deer for slack.
It's just like he's here. Wow, that is tight.
Fucking hell. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, where'd they go?
Wait, where's the battery?
Oh, you got it.
Oh, cool, cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna just put it in.
Is it both of these, or is it just the other one?
It's this one, this one.
OK, that might be a bit like it.
This is the first thing.
What?
The loose case?
The loose case guy.
You got to tell that to Chris, man.
You look cool.
You look ready.
The view's so nice man.
Look at that giant island over there.
It's a privilege.
It's so nice. Do we have to cycle chat? It's such a nice day. Let me get my helmet and
stuff. Uh, is my helmet there? Oh no, is it in Naby's car? Shit. Oh fuck. Uh, Ian, bit
of a problem. Naby has drove off of my helmet and stuff right there. When did he leave?
Like three minutes ago. Oh shit. Yeah, I think that was the only one that was there. Yeah,
that's a bit unfortunate. That's alright, it's not a big deal. Naby drove off and
our helmets are in there.
Ha ha ha.
That's the pump pump of wrist pads.
You got the helmet?
Who be what?
Oh chat, chat.
You look so happy, man.
Today's the day.
Unreasonable optimism.
That's how I live.
just keep smiling through all the pain.
Very.
How did when Andrew Cuomo killed my grandmother?
So what is the story behind that?
Do you really want to hear?
I mean, that's a crazy thing to say.
Well, back when COVID was a thing,
the hospitals were filling up. And so Andrew Cuomo put out a little thing that said,
hey, if you don't have rooms in the hospitals, we'll just send him to the nursing homes.
Just put him in the, put him in the, the houses for the elderly.
Okay. So there are COVID patients being treated right next to my grandma.
Oh, Jesus.
Damn.
Yeah. He actually killed tens of thousands of seniors in New York State.
He's gone now, luckily.
I don't know how to follow up from that.
That's why I asked you.
There's not much to do.
There's not much to do.
There's not much to follow up from that.
Oh look on the bright side.
After all this tuna there's a very high chance we'll be meeting her.
Look at that thing!
That's very cute.
That's the most beautiful tiny little bird I've ever seen.
That is very cute.
It's straight like a lake.
What?
Wow, it moves so elegantly too.
Hell, it's awesome.
What a privilege.
What a privilege.
I'd say that you're really enjoying this trip, Shlai.
I think he's losing it.
I think he's having a good time, guys.
I think he's enjoying it.
Does it still hurt?
My stomach still hurts.
That is definitely tighter than the start of the day.
I'm fucking out. Very rotund.
We actually might get mercury poisoning.
There's a non-zero chance.
Guys, can we take a cool selfie together?
Yeah, let's do it.
I'd love to have this for my grand.
Not my grandma, because we all know what happened here.
But my Instagram?
probably the beautiful scenery I got it I got it
all right
love it for the gram for the gram
oh I don't feel I don't feel good what was that sound that sounded bad that sounded
like the Pittsburgh Bridge went before it fell.
Oh, dude.
Oh, my foot.
Oh, brother.
My glitch has never fell like this before.
It takes more.
It's great some inspection.
Tomorrow's going to hurt.
Tomorrow's going to hurt a lot.
There he is.
Tomorrow is going to be a special form of hell.
All good man.
Yes man. Thank you.
Now we can ride safely. Yours is there too.
Oh my god.
What do you think about all of the lights in that progress?
Gloves on boys.
Oh dude, I feel genuinely...
Just on this one.
We're not going to stay on the floor, which is this road here.
You want to take the coast route just because there's quite a long tunnel in here.
It's a...
The walking destination?
No, the walking puts you through the tunnel.
What?
It only adds like an extra, not even 5km to do it,
but just follow the coast. I'll try and get in front of you
and wait somewhere around here,
but there's a bit where the road's going to split off
and you want to go off to the right.
Just follow the coast.
That's coming up, right?
Are we getting on the 259? Is that what's going on?
I think that's the best way to do it.
Okay.
And then you come off that after you cross the bridge.
Okay, okay.
Oh, fuck.
All right, boys, she's ready.
Oh, it's very close.
Oh, I see, okay, all right.
Coming up.
Oh, dude, chat.
I don't feel good.
Keep those donors coming in,
because the only thing that makes you feel good today
is the donations and kind support of my viewers.
Isn't that how I slap?
Doesn't that make you happy?
Donations of charity.
I have donations to my PayPal, Charlie.
Straight into my PayPal.
Okay, that'll, we can work on that after.
Shall we?
Who's ready to chat?
Yep, yep, yep.
What's that sound?
Oh
I won't be able to watch any of the cycle from this year becks to going on vacation today until the end of the cycle
Fun, so here a little donation. Thank you
Thanks a lot man. I don't feel good any of the cycle from this year
Why to go on vacation today until the end of the cycle for so here a little donation
Thanks, your aunt as beautiful though. I'll feel good mr. Stark, but it is beautiful
Glad to be back watching keeping going legends the donations are crazy. There's some big donations to 50
And had a cigar
I
Sending this out as a VOD watcher love seeing Christy the most out here and Connor too I guess what the fuck I do way more than him
Finally in a financial situation where I can donate much love boys keep up the good work. That's awesome, man. Thank you so much
I really appreciate it
because she sits there and like moans and eats tuna
good work with all the cyclophones, Connor I finally registered as a blood donor
Overgook, overgook
I don't feel good
Would you rather eat only spicy food for every meal for the rest of your life?
Yes
Oh only eat sweet food for every meal for the rest of your life
It's quite spicy and easy, brah.
I do that pretty much normally, anyway.
Always look forward to seeing the cyclophon each year.
Thanks for the hard work you and everyone involved
to do for this event.
I'm so proud of you all.
My pleasure, man.
I won't throw up,
because I have a very high tolerance for throwing up.
Like I just won't normally even if I feel awful even when I want to
So you don't have to worry about that
But I don't feel great because that was maybe 40% more food than I'd normally eat
So you know, but the view is impeccable at least
I feel like spanning ocean. It's cool. It's nice, man.
Oh, I really get my seat down when we get to the next spot. It's a little too high.
It's chilly man.
Wind is biting.
I just got a Schlatt alcoholism first trap vid on my Insta feed page.
Love you guys and you're doing great.
enough. Hey Mr. Monkey, can we get Cajal on the next cyclathon? I understand you're trying to keep up with me, Chris. We need to get him on the cyclop. I don't think he'll do it. Keep up the good work boys.
Thank you.
It is a challenge to pedal.
Andrew Cuomo here. We make mistakes, so it'll be worth the cause.
What about that?
So cool.
Alright, I'll main road again for the cores.
If you ever consider a U.S. cycle form, pooo pooo points at Peepee Creek would be a fun route.
Even with the silly names pooo pooo pooo pooo pooo Peepee Peepee Peepee Pee.
Look at the helmets here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's all.
Sure I'll know it.
Lights.
We're going in the tunnel so just putting the back lights on.
Oh okay.
Should be fine if I'm in the front.
Yeah.
It's not a long tunnel, is it?
No.
Yeah, well I think it'll be alright now.
You guys get your lights on right so.
Alright, let's get through it.
This is the first time I've ever seen a car like this.
It's so short, it's literally like one meter.
But you know I gotta do it boys, this is the first time I've ever seen a car like this.
SEX!!!
Wow, that had a beautiful echo tip.
We didn't know it was soft.
Yeah we need to stop for that I'll be honest with you but you know what better say than sorry
We got to turn up ahead
That's all right
Get out of here.
That's high.
Yeah, we got an eternal so far.
This is better.
This is a very busy road.
All right sir. I don't want to cross traffic so we're going to cross to be a walking.
It's quite busy, yeah, it's just a bit busy, I didn't want to cut across the traffic.
It's hard to cycle right now.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I did.
Come on, change, man.
Is it ever gonna change?
100%. I'll do it again.
do it again. Hear it? It's stopping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. There we go.
Along the sea.
oh boys boys boys boys
that's cute going fast it constantly is like begging me to turn
How you doing, guys?
Don't leave me without TTS.
I go crazy if I don't hear you guys.
I go crazy.
I need donations.
I need a little cookie if I don't get my donations.
I need them.
I need donations of charity!
Oh shit.
Can't even sound so unwell.
That's what eating an entire tuna will do to you.
One entire tuna will make you not good.
It's a sin for a reason, gluttony, you know.
But I don't know who decided that, to be honest.
Probably at a time when food was a bit more sparse.
I don't know where we go here.
I don't know which one we turn back to.
I don't know when we turn back on the road.
Really?
Okay.
You think?
Yeah, it wasn't big.
Wow, look at that seat.
You asked for this.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Lee Lee, where's the movie's coming?
I lost
Ehe, awaken my friend on the cycle. Get your calves to Chris's levels. You will get thunder calves as well.
I don't think I've had enough radiation poisoning.
To get that, to be honest with you.
Oh dude.
Here we go.
I can't do it boys.
out.
No!
I'm the Vod lurking doctor from Denmark. Hello.
This is news I've been accepted into my dream specialty of pathology, and some
great content. Pathology is blood?
Oh, this is suffering.
Don't have enough space to thank you for everything I want to.
But you're done a lot for me. You're a special kind of human.
Never doubt your impact.
That sounds insulting, but I appreciate it.
Good luck, boys. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.
Tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, you and me.
Stop, stop.
I don't want to hear about tuna anymore.
I don't want to hear about tuna anymore.
No more tuna.
Oh, there's glass.
Careful.
Much love for both you and Chris.
Keep up the amazing work.
Oh, someone smashed a fucking bottle.
Great.
Front time.
The amount of money both you and Matthew
raised for such a great organization is truly amazing. Amazing. A3. Thank you.
I'm trying my best, man. I'm trying my best.
Haru Urarah believes in you. I hope you don't plan to disappoint Haru Urarah.
Right! Shut up, Ruby! Shut up! Shut up, Ruby!
Icona, I hope you are lonely without teats. Keep it up.
Yes.
Sending support from a cry-killing old baddie.
A chronically ill baddie. Thank you for the wow, two-fifty donation. Thank you.
That is a baddie mark.
I cast Testicular Torsion and Big Ball Syndrome on all of chat.
Oh no. Sorry, chat. I'm gonna make the rules.
He's downhill from here, for now.
I don't like this, how you doing?
Hey, get your shirt, man.
Crossed it.
Oh, I'm not a cyclist.
You got a nod to him.
Come on, buddy.
Deep nods.
Oh, dude.
That was a not-so-fun hell.
Dude, look at the scenery there.
It's impeccable.
Got some merch, but also a bit of Dono's.
Good luck on the trip. Have some tea.
Yeah, this is it.
Oh, damn.
The wind is crazy, dude.
Hello again. Pathology is primarily looking at cells to determine if there is some that
are different, like in cancer and a lot of other diseases.
Fuck, that's wrong.
I should just get it wrong if people keep correcting me.
Again!
Are you ready again?
Respect to you both, your guests and your team.
What you do is amazing.
Thank you man.
You're telling me how great I am.
You're the girl, you're the girl, you're the big man, you're the big guy that tells
nothing of you.
Just don't stop.
It's the easiest way to do it.
an un-reasonably large and they shut up!
Donating to find help, please!
Baby, I had to help you, man, something like a ball.
I cast mend balls on all of Jesus.
Okay, that's good, dude. I'm glad, I'm glad, yeah, I got to see you, okay, fixed.
That's good. I'm glad I got fixed.
Fuck this helmet. Fuck this helmet.
Fuck this helmet. Fuck this helmet.
It's just not fair after having them in food that I'm forced to do this.
Chris is a bad friend. Chris is a bad friend.
He's, why? Okay?
He says yes we eat that much.
It doesn't feel fair to me
You know what I mean like there's some freaking cool
Cool.
Come on, Chad, we got this done.
Even though I'm dying, even though I feel like shit, I don't know what moves to hell.
It won't happen unless it's, like, vertical nine.
I think I'll lose
Dude look at that giant gas canister holy shit
What is massive
Wish I swish in my wand and a flick of the stick I cast common mouth
what the fuck okay there's a fun line between funny and just weird that's my
boy right there how you doing
hello from the Netherlands woke up early on the second day of Easter just to
hear some complaining about tuna what law of the day did we miss well Chris
first meditator of place and we had 60 pieces of tuna.
You've got this, Conor, just keep going.
Like a tuna, just keep swimming A3 from Melbourne, Australia.
Ooh, ooh, ahog.
I don't know what to hear about the tuna.
I don't know what to hear.
Nice, huh?
Fucking nice, dude.
We did that.
Oh, my God.
Batman was arrested today in the Vatican.
He was released on Christian bail.
That's a terrible choice.
Oh, my God.
That's a terrible choice.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That man was arrested today in the Vatican.
He was released on Christian bail.
That's a terrible choice.
That's a terrible joke.
Like, I wouldn't spend the next two hours dissecting
like that's a shit joke.
You're just sitting Christian in bail.
Hey Conor, I finished my last calculus homework.
But now I need help to solve another triple integral
related to the volume of tuna eaten.
I just don't want to do that integer.
I don't want to be a part of that.
I think that's really fucked up.
It's my legs right now.
That's my legs right now, do it, steaming like that.
Pee is stored in the balls.
He is not stored in the balls.
He is stored in the soul.
It's so deeper than your soul, and you have to unlock it.
Every man has a way to unlock their peace storage in the soul.
It's just latent in the most manner.
Plus one don't know they have it.
Look at that shot. There's still snow. Piles of snow like that.
That was much needed, that was very nice.
Tomorrow is going to be harder than today.
You've got this.
You can conquer any hill as long as you don't give up.
And also, tell the big guy he's a beautiful man.
I will, I will maybe do that.
Hey Connor, donated last year and wanted to do so again this year.
Thank you.
I also got some of the merch on cdayorgda.com.
I believe in you.
Keep going.
Just go on out there.
Thank you.
Thank you for doing that.
Yeah man, I just don't think the tuna is a Korean thing.
It's just an extra special episode of Wacky Weekend where Chris Force fed you endless
tuna.
Yeah man.
Yeah, it's wacky, wacky to torture a man like that.
This will have to be my final donation, but 150 donated to charity and a new shirt to
call my own.
Love you guys, keep it up.
I appreciate it.
Look.
One dollar, two dollar, any size man, you don't have to make that number higher.
This is a spirit bomb that we're building.
We are building up with the collective generosity.
Oh no, keep pushing, you're almost there.
And then you can start complaining about apples the rest of the day instead of tuna.
I mean I can't eat an apple, are you kidding me?
The apple is like, I think, statistically the most or second most, filling food.
I've got work in the morning, mate, but keep at it. I've got a warm shower and bed on the way. BTW.
Scientifically, pee is stored in the biceps.
What?
Even if that's why I disagree.
Even if all scientific evidence points to a...
Hello, Colin, please don't barf on your second day. Leave that to the grand finale.
Okay.
Potatoes are the most filling?
Yeah, I think it's either like potato or apple.
I think they're like the goats are filling you up.
Shit, yeah, someone was filling me up.
Alright, that's my weird comment for the day, Don.
Okay, stop.
No more tuna references.
We're banning tuna.
Tuna's band.
Just get your revenge on Chris and crop dust him. That'll do.
Plop dust him. Yeah, you know.
I would show him his fucking boss.
Would you rather have unlimited tuna but no video games or games?
Unlimited video games.
I don't want any of these.
I don't want any of these.
I don't want any of these, man.
Oh, we're turning here, Connor.
It's amazing to join you for the fifth time in a row with the Cycleton.
Keep up the good work.
Greetings from the Netherlands.
Well, that's not a turning.
We can't do that.
Sheena here with day two donation.
Keep up the good work.
Right here, right here.
That boy's got this.
What the heck?
Hold on.
Hold on.
hold on hold on will you play to me there's no way this is right
Oh, this is wrong.
He wants to go this way to fucking get in.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Okay.
Okay, sorry, I got the wrong way.
We're nearly there.
We're nearly there.
He'll manage. He's a big guy.
He's a big guy.
Another year, another Easter day.
Fun fact, it is completely normal in Czechia to whip women today.
Wish me luck.
Wh-what?
What are you guys doing over there?
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a fish.
Stop!
Been here since Cycle Form 1. Keep it up boys. Appreciate all that you do.
All right, last donor for now. Potato is the most satiating food while apples are fifth.
So you weren't entirely wrong. Just not right.
Well, thank you for that, Ruby. I appreciate that.
I swear, Apple was too.
All wrong.
Oh, no. This is your doctor.
I'm concerned about the monkey blood.
Besides giving you the energy of a monkey,
it will force you to buy cinnamorals.
Cinnamorals?
Cinnamorals?
Ugh.
You two give me many long nights of you two joy in bed,
in bed. Not like that. I just can't sleep.
Gambare lads.
Thank you for the clarification.
I'm glad.
I'm the only time I find success in the bedroom.
To be sure.
Fuck, we're going to get there just before closing, hopefully they'll still let us in.
I keep getting hit by the same bike at the same time and place day after day.
It's a vicious cycle.
Okay, that's...
I don't like that.
I don't like that. I don't freaking like that.
Well people, let's get back to it.
Lauk, luuk, luuk, luuk, luuk, luuk.
Keep on the good word, my boy.
Okay.
Your donations are powering me.
Please keep them coming.
Fun fact, the Netherlands has 12 provinces.
Okay.
The youngest of which is 99% man-made
and 98% beneath sea level.
Wow.
I thought it was gonna be like a jerk or something.
But it actually was just a fact.
Get on, you gush.
Reclaim the ocean.
Hey Connor, hey Connor, hey Connor, hey Connor.
Shut up!
Hey Connor, hey Connor, hey Connor.
Shut up!
Two now.
Shut up.
Keep up the good work love from Germany.
Thank you.
I'm dying.
They're cool guys.
They're all vibing, dude.
Yeah.
Yep.
They look cool, those guys.
Hello.
All Booby here.
Just want you to know I am the Sea Dover.
Pause for dramatic gossip.
That's alive.
Are you lying?
Oh, dude.
Oh, God.
It's new Prime Minister in Japan.
Go, Biden.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
No, there's a hill.
I don't like that.
Thank you, Joe, for the donation.
Although I think you made a little bit more money than that.
I don't appreciate a big of an action.
Oh, my camera just off.
Oh.
What was that?
My camera just made a noise. I'm guessing it's low.
It's probably low.
Well, we'll be on a hold camp soon anyway.
Oh hell man.
My stomach doesn't feel good.
One transition.
Burs.
Top.
P.
Paul.
Burs.
Hello.
This is Ruby.
No.
I do not want to know about extended car warranties or critically acclaimed MMORPGS.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you for that, Ruby.
165 boys.
Hey, you ate salmon instead.
Your cycling FTP would be higher.
Shit, fuck off.
I'm fucking nervous.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear any fucking fish jokes.
I have a fucking fish right now.
I have a fucking fish, bro.
I have more fish than I have a human.
I could swim.
In fact, about the Netherlands, the province Friesland has their own language, Friesian,
and was its own country in the time of Saxons.
Thank you. I'd rather that than fucking tuna, to be honest with you, so I thank you for that.
It was much more appreciated.
I wholeheartedly mean that.
So close to 170. Let's get it, boys.
Let's get it, boys. 170.
Another day of kicking primary amino deficiencies, but you're doing great.
Also, new TTS voice, Sue, Sausages.
Fucking baby, dude.
Sorry, yeah.
Good morning from T.M. Sweden.
to be able to join live this year let's show him that Europe is waking up chat
yes you're going down Europe I need your assistance you're I think I needed
donations for good cause he's only you could provide them hopefully a happier
man and I would not be struggling here from this bicycle I would be
I'm motivated, I'm empowered, cycle further than ever before.
I want to feel a day and night my workout, my delight.
You are the power of my life. I want to pump it better.
What the hell are you talking about? I don't know their songs.
I just cycled them that guy's cloud of smoke.
Oh
We're so close boys
So close there's loads of snow piles interesting
Oh Mr Stark, I don't feel so good, I don't feel so good.
We're close, 1.5, 1.5.
No, we got to do some fucky turd.
Come on, light the chains.
Change, you must change.
Try this ATTS and light the chains.
Send it boys.
It's almost changed.
Try to get some more TTS and the light will change.
Send it, boys.
It'll change if you send TTS, I'm serious.
No lie, no lie.
Yeah, straighten them, we're gonna turn.
If you send it, if you send it right now, it'll change.
I'm serious.
Wait, wait, Rose had a donation, but there was no text.
Well, it worked anyway. Thanks, Roy.
We're following that truck.
I know it all.
I just got good health grades from my rheumatologist last week, and I've gotten the okay to exercise again.
I'm picking something first. Thanks, Neansbow.
I got you.
This temple closes at four.
Hey, Cory, here's a good Filipino word to learn.
to learn. Easter. I. S-D-A. Easter. It means fish. Not tuna, but it's close enough, right?
First time watching live. Love the cause and love the videos. Hope you have a good cycling day.
Keep up the great work for the foundation. Cheers to you Connor and Chris. Thanks for
all you do.
Okay.
If you're going to the...
You probably wouldn't need to do it.
You're going to carry on going this way.
Oh, okay.
So we'll...
Okay, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Yeah.
Pain.
Okay.
We put them in.
Yeah, that's how it's made on that.
Oh, that's a nice one.
Yeah.
Shit'll be okay.
Oh, yeah, this will be fine.
Look at that.
Don't worry about that.
How many pounds?
This yours, right?
Nope.
Oh, this is Janko there, that's Janko.
Yeah, let's put the lid, should be, oh there.
Okay, let's, let's go.
Okay.
I'll leave mine here.
Can I get a drink out of there?
Yeah, I'll have a sip.
Uh, let's, we can all, let me squeeze.
Thank you.
Well, my camera's on 2%.
Yeah.
Cool.
That's more than lucky.
Yeah, it is on 2%.
Yeah, the other one's charging.
Okay, let's go to the temple.
Can we get in front of them all, Screeze?
See you soon, mate.
We're gonna Screeze, fellas.
We'll go in the middle then.
I'll go in the middle as the smallest member.
Come on in man.
Do you guys think we'll do this every year?
Do you think we'll do it every year Schleich?
If you want me back, I have a very specific demand.
Yeah?
That's rise transport.
What are you doing about this?
Ugh.
Oh, cuckoos.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's see what the drivers are saying.
Ha ha ha.
What is the demand? He wants somebody to buy.
You know, funny thing about the...
Funny thing about the...
Oh, that was the wrong...
Sorry, go ahead. Funny thing about the e-bike.
I kind of wanted one this time. But, you know...
Next time, we can get an e-bike.
oh yeah we can get it next time we can get it next time we can get it next time we didn't get you an eva
I just want to build for a man of your courage yeah you know it's just yes I guess not
what if I like can I ship mine over can I do that and you're all right for it yeah I can ship a container
In a shipping container?
How is he going to ship it? It's huge.
You can take it apart.
I mean, I guess you can take all the wheels off and pack them down somehow.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do it.
Do you a guy?
A guy.
Do you a guy who can ship a...
I have a little German boy in Germany.
He can't help with that.
He makes shorts of me every day.
That's his job.
Every day he messages me and he says,
I have run out of Z-Content.
I said it's no more
Well, you need clips from this right? Yeah, you can every day for like three plus years now, uh-huh, and the channel that channel is fucking
Still at like a hundred fifty million views a month. That's ridiculous. And I have there's no new content
So this even streaming the Minecraft one was last time you see before you do that stuff eight months
That sounds nice
Yeah, you know I tried to tell you about this at dinner a couple nights ago and you just said I just don't work at night.
I do love working.
It's just hard to not do stuff.
I get antsy.
I don't.
I can tell.
Maybe I need a little German boy.
He's not for sale.
He's not for sale.
No, I need a chance, Macon. You can let me retire in peace.
Shout out to my little German boy. You know who you are.
He's actually a man. He's a full grown man. I should have him.
I feel like anyone is a boy standing next to you.
Thank you.
How do you feel, Chris?
Look at the good gal, Kyle.
Okay.
He's age-regnorsing.
He's...
He's becoming a child in a huge time.
Oh, fucks sake.
Chad, if you agree that Chris is a great person, please donate right now.
Get ready to get to $3 million in 10 minutes.
I just need donations right now.
And the only thing that will make me feel that way is hearing a few guys like Chris.
You agree? It doesn't matter unless you don't know. I don't know how to explain it to you.
Wow, the parking lots are massive here.
So this is the Great Dibutsu of Almoire, the show where Dibutsu.
Hmm, well, so what can you tell us a little bit about this?
It's a big statue built in the 20th century.
Okay. I've put it. Okay. I've been eating too much tuna. I've never been in it. I've always wanted to come in.
The dreams will come true on the cycle path. Yes, they do. Tuna.
My stomach's not destroyed. I don't feel good. I don't feel good. I really don't feel good.
I feel so bad. It like really hurts. Every time I paddle, I hear the names of the fish.
You think that was multiple fish? I think that was one big fish.
That was ten o'clock after fish.
Oh, come on. It's just a staircase going up.
It's so much more than that.
It's the first thing I saw, man.
Stay, please. What if we have to climb a thousand steps?
I'll see you guys there when you're back there's a new york saying a thousand steps
A thousand steps makes pizza
Just need to say this is severe cultural appropriation
I can't do this. I can't walk, Paul.
I'm unable to walk.
I'm getting close at all, sorry.
Alright.
Let's go actually.
Okay.
Look at the woodwork, the panel.
What's going on boys?
That's pretty cool though.
You want to learn about Japan?
It's a modern day drudgery.
I don't know what that was.
They really want to know where to buy the books.
They really want to know where to buy the book.
What was that?
It's not a break that works.
It's not a break that works.
Oh, it closes five.
Google lives.
Yeah.
Six nights.
I'll tell you about the book in a minute.
This is cool.
Yes, if you want to escape the modern world and the awful stuff
going on, I just want to escape to Japan.
Well, by the way, let's look at the world.
All 47 beverages covered in water.
Adventure inside the coffin, unfortunately, is in it.
And a pretty good book.
It's fine.
I'd say it's actually a surprise.
He was talking to me in his YouTube voice in the car right off the camera.
Really?
No, me?
Yes.
What do you mean?
I was talking to you at the same intonation.
It's practically a real boy.
I'm as underwhelming on cameras as I'm in person.
Okay, tomorrow we have a new rule.
Anytime you see an Otani at, you have to buy it.
You have to buy it and consume it.
I saw an Otani in for pillows.
You got a lot of it in for pillows.
It's like this whole storefront.
He's got a bed.
He's got like an Otani bed.
Yeah.
And a bank.
An insurance.
There's one.
Oh yeah.
You got to buy it.
No.
You got to buy it.
Why me?
You buy it.
You buy it.
Why have you got teamwork?
Take a little photo.
I want people to hear me twice!
I'm so good.
The echo of the gods.
Oh really?
I'm sorry.
It's choppy.
It's hot.
I don't know why she's so sorry for that.
It's a British.
I just see something go wrong and I'm like, sorry.
It's beautiful though, look at this.
There's so much snow still.
I need to use the restroom to hold this.
That's really passage.
Things were winding down at the flying Dr. Tennis fundraiser.
Let's read another passage.
Distance and time.
These are the elements that have renowned the fabric of life.
on Meredith's downs after Rosie McBride's death.
I can't. This is ridiculous. I don't know what the story is.
It's like a ten hour long abroad in Japan, but yeah.
Dear Andy, this is real, but my dad can't work now.
He has a thing called mesothelioma.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, that makes you entitled to financial companies.
I keep seeing that when I go to the US, there's all the ads.
Do I just go in now?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Do you want to give it a hit?
Yeah.
So the bathroom's on the right, so it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Can we use these scooters?
Dude, you need these scooters.
Excuse me.
This is amazing.
Wow.
Well, let's see what Chris does.
He always goes to the toilet and I guarantee what will happen is he'll come out and he'll
start telling you about it.
He's like, Grock.
Tell him Grock.
I don't think Chris Broad would ever type a single character in a Grock.
I bet you shall. He's going to come out and just start talking about it.
We'll see. We'll get away from him.
Let's have a look. Let's wait and see, shall we?
Why don't you look up what it says on Wikipedia now?
Okay.
And then you can see if all the information says it's based on the...
Okay, let's have a look.
Pretty fast reading it, didn't it?
No.
knowledge about this place? I think it was built in the 18th. I think it's called the
show I've ever done. Right, Naby? Show I've ever done. It completed in 1984. Yeah, sure.
I was saying, I thought you were going to come out because you looked up and come out and
told us that. I've had knowledge in my mind. I've never been here before though. I've
always, I never, I didn't want to come to it because it's not like historic.
Shall we go?
Sort of built like, for the recent time now.
Um, it looks really nice there, you know.
I think a lot of people look like sloppy tools in these sort of places.
They're not built 300 years ago.
They're not interested.
It's 45 metres tall.
That's pretty big.
Someone's as tall as Slap.
It is just almost as tall as them.
Is that tall for a...
Well, Pagoda?
Don't you call it?
That's a Pagoda, yeah.
That's pretty tall Pagoda, too.
It's pretty cool.
That's the stairs.
That's a nice area.
It's interesting the snow is still here.
But I read about, apparently, in, I think it was Finland
in Helsinki, they made a giant snow pile
where they were shoveling the snow.
And the snow didn't melt, because when you come back
snow, because there's so much air in it,
it's really hard to melt it.
with the snow pile existed for like five years.
Pretty good.
Yeah, interesting.
The two of us, it's just so much, but like...
I've got knowledge on how to vomit
two inefficiently.
You've got knowledge on how to eat two inefficiently.
The only Japanese thing I have knowledge on is sumo.
You really love sumo a lot too.
Yeah.
So if anyone has any sumo questions, ask me.
How did you get into sumo?
It's just like the biggest roundest men living in a house together, eating the most food.
It was kind of like lunch.
The roundest men in Almoire eating dinner.
And there's nothing not to like about it.
I mean, it's a really cool sport.
They go like this, they go like this.
Right before the bout, they go like this.
He does that so well.
I'm only about to settle down.
You can see it.
Oh my God.
That looks massive.
Big boy.
That's Gouda.
That's Gouda.
This is quite nice.
Why did they build him?
Let's see if we can find out.
Why did they build this?
Salamite natives.
That's a lot of money in the Aces.
Let's do something.
That's pretty.
I want a photo of that.
Oh wow, that's pretty beautiful.
It's a symbol of peace.
I'm reading about it now.
There's flags everywhere, man.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's very beautiful, it's a great location for it as well.
Okay, their website doesn't work, the official website.
Well, I was hoping I could find a little bit more about it.
Whoa!
Okay, we'll do that after.
That is massive.
Whoa!
Wait, that's huge.
That looks like Shlatt meditating how he's going to kill us all tonight.
But this is a statue of peace.
Is he made out of bronze?
Yeah, I think so.
It's an incredible look.
Let's check.
The tallest bronze figure of Buddha in Japan.
This is like me.
I was three on the cycle of time.
This is me, that's Chris, and that's Slap.
What happened here?
Oh, I got this.
I stepped straight up, caved in.
Whoa.
Oh my God.
The shit collapsed. When did that happen?
Oh shit. Yeah, what the hell? That's crazy. How does that happen?
There was an earthquake a few years ago.
That's not good luck at all.
We should take a picture in front of here. Not with your book though.
With the book?
That's pretty big. Yeah, pretty big, Shat.
Fifty.
Yes.
How are you doing, Chet?
Y07.
Fifteen meters, 45 meters.
45 meter bronze statue of the Buddha.
It's really impressive. Even in the 80s, I mean, how'd you go with that? Imagine the
later time thing.
Maybe? Do you have any information?
Yeah, it might be a big snow collapse.
No.
Like this winter? Oh, sorry, it's 21 meters in height.
years ago. They haven't rebuilt it. Wait a minute, that's something.
Look at the sound of a fucking eagle. Oh, it's so big around here.
Thank you for the raid, guys. Dude, this is crazy.
Could you do that hand-placed cover? Ah, I don't think so.
Are we posing?
What are we doing?
I was thinking, I was like, I don't think that guy can eat that potato bowl.
I don't think he can do it.
Let's take a picture.
Pull onto my camera.
Okay.
Thank you.
Did you get in the middle?
Okay.
You got this.
Let's hide this in your back pouch.
I don't know why do you have that?
this in your back pouch.
I don't know, why do you have that?
To put it in your shithead for a ball.
Three, two, one.
Take one more.
Three, two, one.
Alright.
That's crazy.
That is an insane thing to do.
There you go, boy.
What's that? What's that?
It's your cold boy.
Remember, it's ready to get it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What subscribers do you have?
I think I might be yours actually.
We didn't do it, buddy.
Subscribers.
What do we do, buddy?
Age.
Age.
Okay.
Look at these hands, man.
Look at this.
Oh my God.
That's definitely not 7-ply trousers.
No.
That's not...
There's one of our next stars.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You owe me a bunch of gift cards actually.
Why do you want gift cards?
Are you an Indian scammer?
Why do you need so many gift cards?
I need a Reebok gift card.
I need Haines gift card.
I need a Smartwool gift card.
I need a Taylor Stitch gift card.
Did you do stitches?
You can look at the stitch here.
Yeah, it's coming apart.
It's like the James Flat Empire.
It's slowly crumbling.
It's fucked up, dude.
These are the only hands we have.
Well, I think I'll hold it till tomorrow.
Three, two, one, cheese.
Can we do like a...
Then cycle.
At the hotel.
Yeah.
Some more ivory.
Hey, you, have a shot.
I know, so...
It's an honor.
Thank you.
Well, it's stormy, almost nothing.
A lot of cheese, indeed.
Come on, let's go.
Let me see on the phone.
Why, why?
What's up, man?
It's a cool statue.
Shall we?
I will give you $1,000 to drink this night.
Cheesy one, cheesy one, cheesy one.
That's a lot of cheese, I was like, yes.
But never enough.
I bought some.
Jolly good.
Jolly good.
Jolly good.
Love that.
It's the perfect place to buy the book, isn't it?
I thought he bought five.
Yeah.
They'll make great kindling.
I'll end that for a fine and monkey bit.
I will include kindling pages.
I don't like the fucking Nazi rallying.
What do you mean Nazi rallying?
What are you talking about?
I've thought with every clip about your book to have a Nazi reference in every three seconds
because you can't keep your life back.
You're the one that called me a war criminal when you ate the peanut.
You are a war criminal.
Sorry, sorry, I'm stumbling.
The tuner is the problem.
Yeah, my my center of gravity is like that.
It's so off.
It's like a couple inches lower than it usually is.
That is so sick.
Should we ring the bell?
Yeah, let's ring the bell.
That'll make me feel better.
You gotta wish for good luck when we ring the bell.
The bell's closed.
I think the bell's closed.
Oh, 100 yen.
again you can ring the bell twice so I just go underneath is that okay you just go
Oh
Then it's gonna hurt my ear
That's kind of cool
That's got power to it. I like that. Oh
My you see if I break through my stomach that was back vibrating by my skull is this in your back
Let me put this in your back.
This is a lamp to your channel.
My skull, like, vibrates.
It's incredible, you can feel it in your head, your base.
That was awesome.
Don't topple this building as well.
Oh, the beast, dude.
Yeah.
Holy.
I watched a Tom Scott video about this.
Two English blocks made me think of what they used to do.
That's your second one.
I only need one.
It's loud.
This coat might have put your head in the bell.
for 200 yen you may cut your head about.
You say you're a venom, isn't it?
You were a venom.
You were a roo.
Sounds amazing.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I've never seen a dragon like that.
I've never seen a dragon like that.
That's amazing.
Oh, he's spittin'.
Have you done this before? No.
Oh, this one for the mouth?
So you just get a little bit of wash your hands, and then like with the water you kind of like...
If you want to like put the water in your mouth?
Well, so you put it in your hands, and then you put a little bit in your mouth and kind of like...
Yeah, I think I'll pass on that. Yeah, don't worry about it.
That was in a dragon, dude.
That's got to have some bacteria in it.
That's cool.
Spit it out.
That doesn't sound sanitary.
It's like we're not using water.
No, no.
It's constantly flowing water.
There's also a lot of mosquitoes in the summer.
There is sometimes mosquitoes in the summer.
But you know.
Cool place though.
Cool place though.
How many commoners do you have left?
Like two?
Eight? Let's probably...
I will go to the toilet.
How much further do we go?
Eight, eight.
Why were you listening when I said that?
I'll go to the next one.
three cards. It's really relaxing. I love the moss as well. It looks so beautiful.
They tend to get rid of all the branches. It must be such hard work just doing that.
Because look they've got a giant pile of them there. Could you imagine the UK like,
All right guys. Oh, you got to clean all the branches there. I'm not doing that
You get dazed at it
No, no, that thing fell over too
Wow
Wow, that's unfortunate. I think there was quite a bit of stave to see
That was a good one, wasn't it?
Do they sell charms here, Navi?
Can you give me a health charm?
Please? Thank you.
Are they like leg strength charms?
Or maybe goose?
They don't specify the body parts.
Goose strength.
Hey bro, you've been wondering how lately, Goot resilience.
It's like one of those useless Dark Souls items, you're like why would I need the Goot resilience?
There's a boss that exclusively hits you in the Gooch, and you're like, this is so bad.
Why do we make this area?
You're gonna ride a bike to him.
Oh dude, okay, I'm gonna go talk.
Oh thank god, it's time to settle.
That was really fucking close to our room.
It's your second floor, yeah?
Yeah, it's my big room.
And we've been actually going second floor.
The wheelchair is special.
It's very quiet, isn't it?
Like, there's four people that we met here.
That's what he's doing on his phone.
Just like, you going to tell him that?
Yeah.
You're going to be the mic on.
Oh.
Just leave it on the floor.
Right here.
Right, right.
Is that your mic?
Yeah.
It pulls dying inside.
Yeah, it's a lovely place.
Will I recommend coming here?
Probably not.
I don't know if this gets a better place.
Unless you're in the area.
Yeah, I...
I...
I...
It's really nice.
But don't go out on your way to come in.
There's other things to do.
I didn't write about it in the book, I've got like 10 or 15 pages about Elmoren and this place isn't in there.
I think Jesus is too made to make it.
The thing is about that book is mainly stuff that you do know that you've had been to.
If you've wrote about this you'd be like...
What?
In a minute or so.
I'm looking at something else.
But...
What's the best template in Japan?
I like a temple called Takoku Noiwaya in Iwate, South Iwate.
There's a temple under a cliff.
If you look at the cliff, it's sort of tucked inside it.
And it was a famous general.
This is sort of what was thought personally as headquarters.
I've been there, you haven't?
On site of Thon 4, I wanted to go there,
to go there, but Conor was like, round of time, you know what I mean? The story of cyclophones,
every cyclophone. At least we've actually made more effort on the cyclophone to visit
places of value like this. And the tuna, all the tuna, I actually don't want to eat
tuna again for at least six months. I feel, oh god.
When last time was it about a year and a half, or something like that?
Two years, it's disgusting, don't eat that machine, nothing is worth that.
I'm impressed I ate it all though.
You did?
Yeah.
Were you all late yet?
They slapped one and then Conor and I were like, under your peer pressure.
He was peer pressure.
I was like, fuck it, okay.
Because they were like, you've been defeated by a fish.
And I couldn't live in a world where such reality existed.
Yeah, but I wouldn't be doing that again if not twice. That is you that again. Never ever again.
I feel like I'm in a strict order.
Well, I mean, we're starting tomorrow a place for a swap course, so that'd be nice.
Oh yeah.
And I don't know what other local dishes we're going to eat, but this is not going to be cheap.
Sorry, apparently it was this year February that we collapsed.
February collapsed and they're accepting donations.
Directly to the temple.
As your microphone can, just get it.
They're bathing in the toilet together.
Having a whale of a time.
Sorry.
I'm just holding this amazing book.
All right chat what's going on? Was it a bad fish hurt the stomach? It was a good fish.
It was all the fish. I mean fucking dredged the sea of Japan for that meal. So I'm so
low energy. It's nothing funny. Lead the board. I fucked it. All right questions.
Cooked, cooked, cooked. Why is no one saying cooked?
Because you're cooked, I guess.
I'm fucking cooked.
Yes, I'm fucked.
Chris is part Sheena now, I am.
I would be really interested in a blood test before and after.
I'd be like, what's my mercury levels at?
The mercury poisoning, it makes you a bit confused.
Because it affects your brain, right?
brain functions and it makes you a bit brain foggy and a bit weird. It doesn't really act
just not that serious unless you literally have lots and lots of mercury, but yeah I find brain foggy
or weird that's the mercury not me. Looking fit Chris thank you very much. I'm looking fit as
long as you don't look above or like here this is good this bit is good down like here
Here, atrocity, fuck off, you and I don't know, it's like a beach ball stomach, it's
pretty ragged.
Are we getting an audio version of the book?
We are.
I've got a record back in July in London in a room for three days on end, it's going
to be torture.
Mercury poisoning is cumulative, do you know that, Schlatt?
No comment.
Can I use this the rest of the day?
Only fifth.
He's not like a kid.
That's the e-bike he never got.
So you're going to Disneyland?
We'll scan a bit.
The horn didn't work.
Okay, I got the charm.
This is for feet and ankles.
He's much better, I hold it.
What's the hole in his one, though?
There's one for feet.
I'm guessing it's more for, like, grandmas, maybe,
and older women who are a bit worried about their feet.
And that's one for the hell.
That's one for the mouse. It's just a general help.
Oh, we can see mouths today.
No, no.
Yeah, well, we can call the mouse and we will get to the end.
We'll show them.
Yeah, and we'll get to the end.
We don't know.
We should do it.
We'll get to the end.
I'm not going to make it to the end.
I'm just going to make it to the end.
How much longer is the end?
Eight kilometers.
Eight?
Yeah.
Alright, that's doable.
What was the number that you would have been like now?
Eleven.
Nine?
Yeah, I think probably twelve or more.
Would have been a no-go.
I'm sure we got an e-bike there.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Alright, so you're doing good.
Let's get a little bit of it.
I want to get in the ball.
Oh man.
I hope the hotel's good today.
I don't think there's many resorts around here.
There's a really nice resort in Hill Saki.
That's north here, but we admire it a lot.
Oh, great. Well, there's a great place in Disneyland as well.
I know we should do some more.
We should get the fish market, where you can make your own bowl of fish.
Oh, God. I think I don't want it anymore.
I don't want a singular fish ever again from the Cyclopon.
It'll be interesting to see if we tune her again.
I've had so much tuner in the past three days.
I think I've had more tuner in the past three days than I've had like in the past year.
I was going to say when we came in, this wood smells really new.
Well, comparatively compared to what we used to seeing at temples.
Oh well, it probably is new.
Yeah, it smells.
It's not really those Hinoki...
Yeah, Hinoki's not so good.
Oh, Hinoki's the best.
I'll send to chat.
It's a nice place, but don't go out of your way to come here.
Only if you're in the area.
I mean, not fair accessible.
Yeah, you don't make a trip around it, but if you're here, go see it.
It's really cool though.
It's a nice 25 minutes.
There's a lot of things in Japan that are like that.
Yeah.
It's not the main event, it's the side quest.
They're rewarding side quests.
You can go in the middle this time, Chris.
I can't, look at my stomach.
You can, I'll be careful.
The physics, the physics around that don't work.
I know what you need.
Grong!
Grong!
We need a little bit of grong.
Just put it in here.
Give me your, give me your grong, man.
Simply grong.
Oh, good day, this.
Okay, same thing.
Alright, now we've lost it.
Okay, there we go.
How's it going?
How am I feeling? I've been pretty good.
Alright, Slate, how you feeling?
I'm alright.
Oh.
I was allowed to go much wrong like this.
You got a foot wound.
You put down?
No, no, I'm like, there's a foot charm for good health with your feet, genuinely.
Okay.
Your ankles, hips and ankles and feet.
So maybe you need it?
No, no, my feet are immaculate.
Really?
Your feet are immaculate?
Yeah.
Really?
If you want to see them, you'll have to give me an e-bike.
I don't know.
I'm not particularly interested.
I wonder why it's so shit. I wonder why it doesn't work.
It'd be funny if it was just like a setting that wasn't turned on.
No dude it was on high and I tried all the lower settings and it didn't work even worse.
So I'm done dwelling on the cast.
You seem very upset about it at lunch.
I am very upset about it. I'm still very upset about it, but it's okay.
Because what is my other option?
Just sit in the car.
Yes.
A lot of people have done it.
Really? A lot of people have done it?
My friend Makski did it.
He's a chronic smoker.
So I think after 10 kilometers, he was genuinely...
I mean, it was also, I think we were...
We didn't have the kind of insurance that covered what was about to happen.
So we were like, please, can you stop cycling?
I don't think we want a heart attack during a charity event.
That would be bad press.
That would be bad press.
So what's so special about the book this time?
What's different?
I'm too tired to write to it.
Tell me about the book.
It's just good.
So I read a passage for people?
Oh, I don't know about mustering, mustering, well, Rose could recite this sleep, I do
Chris, you're a very good novel.
What are you doing?
I trust you.
What is this, Chris?
What is this?
Dear Harry, thank you for your letter of the 14th inst.
Sneaky had assured him that this abbreviation would make him sound very businesslike.
I have put your croculate delight in my collection.
Your town sounds good.
It would be good to have a swimming pool.
We swim in the dams if it is very hot, or also waterholes and creeks if they are not dry.
There's sometimes 120 degrees.
You've definitely got to be biodegradable.
Our rams are approximately three feet high at the shoulder when they are in the wall and
the use and weathers are a bit smaller.
This book is about Japan.
We run Shawsdale Marinos, which are good in dry country.
Marino, Marino wool.
Yeah?
Yeah.
My nana says they are flighty and not worth the trouble.
I have a lot of ram horns and skulls.
Do you want one?
Fuck.
Are we getting there?
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
The book's so good, chap.
By the Birch.
By the Birch.
First gonna be a good day.
Good job.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm going to see if the battery is too low.
Yeah, let's swap over.
Okay, good to change battery chat because it's shit.
It's not shit.
Clearly, I've been moving too much today.
Well, let me switch to mine, you should change the last one, I'll get something to open up.
I don't, yeah.
No, I, I, sorry, I turned it off, sorry.
No.
I've got it now, dude.
Oh, this is your current set, I'm sorry.
Me?
Me?
I have a soundtrack?
Is it cool?
I'll watch it.
These cameras are amazing.
The only annoying thing is that because we have to, like, glue them in,
we have to change them kind of often.
That's not a really big deal.
It's a small, small complaint.
For very high quality that's why you don't get wobbling on the bike and that's why more
people can watch.
Right, so I have a case, here it is, okay this wire is loop-de-looped, yep there's more,
Oh there's more.
I do.
Because I'm not an idiot.
Alright.
You do not want that off.
You will hate it if it's off, chair.
You will be...
Sure.
There's not an option.
We just have it off or on.
Okay.
I'm not as ready as you can be.
Mate, I'm trying to survive this. I'm not even thinking about that.
Apple cider? We've got some cider.
Apple, yeah.
I think that life is better enjoyed with friends.
Bus.
That's it.
I'm waiting for something, a punch wall.
How much protein is in a bicarb with friends?
What's the difference?
Uh, no.
Who's that?
I was changed over.
Where's my bike?
Over there?
Okay cool, we're back chat.
Muted, muted, muted.
Oh, yeah, oh, maybe I didn't.
The red one.
Oh no, it was definitely there.
We're back.
We're back, okay.
Hey, hey Pete.
Bro, he can't fit in any bath in Japan.
You said bagel, sweet, you're bagel sweet.
That's what they call it in New York.
They call it a bagel sweet.
You're gonna be fucking shit by this bike, you moron.
Yes!
It's 10 times more bagel tomorrow.
Fuck you!
The backside will be your cruise and the tent up here.
Give me your bike seat.
Oh, you said it to me?
Go back up there.
I'll go back here.
See where the red light is?
Turn left onto that side.
Oh wow.
And just follow that the whole way.
Oh, OK, damn.
On this road here?
Yeah.
You can cycle it, but it's a national road.
Not all of them allow bicycles.
I think this one's fine.
But if not, it's a bit like this.
Between that side.
Oh, OK.
Oh, I see.
here okay okay yippee yeah 7.5k chat you ready let's get the speaker back on
sorry we've had a lot of donations I think I missed most
so we basically go to that light turn left and straight back chat let's go
That's quite, we need to cross over as well.
Slatt is struggling, but he's doing good.
I just love the violence that he gives.
So, Almory Station is next.
Almory Station.
Great. I can leave.
No, no, no, there's no leaving, my friend.
Oh yeah true is a different station. You mean she now more yeah
Does you know by the way with these these homeless who can talk to each other they have radios I
Haven't told them on at all, but they can
We can try tomorrow if you want
You'll just hear the text of speech constantly.
Big balls, big balls.
Which way?
I'm going to go left at that light over there so we can cross now.
So it's left at that big light over there and then it's...
This series is such a joy to watch.
Hey, thanks man.
You guys are amazing.
Thanks for inviting the coolest war criminals to join.
Thanks for inviting the coolest war criminals to join.
It's Gooch, bro.
This Gooch isn't used to it.
166, we're so close to 170.
That would put us at 50K raise today.
That would be an awesome milestone to hit.
So keep those journalists coming in
just because we're at the end of the day.
We're tired.
Things are slowing down.
Doesn't mean that we're done.
We're gonna keep going boys.
Keep getting those donuts in.
Keep them coming boys.
Again, our reminder of merch.
Five dollars every atom goes towards charity.
Anything helps.
Game of the subs, two dollars every cup
goes towards charity too.
Get those sales in.
Alright, good signalling.
Ah, alright into the sunset.
Beautiful.
Ooh, the wind is a little bit nippy, boys.
I asked you what to visit in Chukoku
this time and again in September to visit Kyushu any suggestions what to visit
dude I mean you can't go wrong anywhere to be honest with you man like Japan is
just really fun especially when you're a tourist you know you can kind of get
a train anywhere and I guarantee you'll probably find something alive but
Any of the big cities, especially in Kyushu, are really, really fun.
Kyushu is an awesome place.
That's why we did a cyclothon around it,
because it's like my wife's favourite place in Japan.
Hey.
I'll have a little chime for...
Yeah.
They're a little singing, cheering for the people
who are maybe hard of visibility to cross the road.
Oh my God.
You know, the wind is biting, man.
It's biting.
Thank you for the donations.
Even if they're silly, I appreciate them.
Every man helps charity.
I will listen to a shit donation.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you, man.
The cycle bonds have actually motivated me
to learn how to cycle.
Sue, licks, licks, licks.
Dude, I mean, it's great exercise.
Good cardio.
Or good leg workout.
Most importantly, it's a great way to transport yourself.
You know, you can make some pretty big distances.
What?
Yeah, it's freezing.
We're at six, seven track.
Let's get to 70.
Hell, fuck hell.
Mead on like hill.
New Zealand gang here cannot afford fuel, but I can afford to donate. Who needs to drive when you can bike?
True.
calories, as you know chat the butter doesn't stream. Butter is more fuel efficient
for his gooch so that he can be in tip-top shape for tomorrow.
Butter is a more dense energy source than oil. That's a fact. Problem is we can't
put butter in a fucking car, but if we could, they'd be very good.
You know that?
Buster is just that calorific
Oh my god, it's freezing
Hey, nice
I know a lot of Welsh people on the TTS
Where are you TTS Welsh people? Where are you? The day is nearly over. I need to hear from the Welsh
Dude, it's freezing!
McDonald's! Stop the bike!
It's not too late to stop for a simple McChicken, is it?
Yeah, me too.
The first two cyclotons we started and ended at a McDonald's.
Watching from Ireland, keep up the good work and enjoy a well-deserved pine 20 finish
up today.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Actually, normally don't drink at cyclotondays, I try to genuinely be healthy, but I'm
genuinely be healthy. I just find that if I do, even if I have, like, I know one wouldn't
do anything.
Hi guys. Greetings from Denmark.
Hello.
It is always awesome to see you guys raising for a good cause.
It's freezing then.
Oh dude, thank you Denmark people. I like cycling in Denmark. I miss those cycle roads. I think
they were better than the Netherlands, dare I say. I don't know if that's a heated
debate on all that yeah you're gonna are you good I'll give you a gift card
Chris is ready to go look at that position that's the man ready to cycle
Indiana checking in thank you for being an ST a human being thank you man
That's very kind.
I'm probably going to be a vest, but I appreciate that.
The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow if I can.
I've got five Ks left, okay, sure.
Cloning from Wales.
Hey, nice to hear it, dude.
Thank you, Ralph.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hey Conor, Chris and Schlatt, hello from Little Belgium.
Hello.
all the cycling. Keep up the awesome leg work. Thank you.
Do the last. Cheers from Australia. Distance sometimes feels so long.
Like, I don't know what it is.
But sometimes the last couple of k's man, they they feel like every
K is a workout man
Good morning from the Netherlands
It's 9000am here and happy to be able to catch a bit of the end of today's stream
Keep it up and you guys can do it
Thank you
168k boys so close now come on 170 we can get a voice just 4.8k
To go until we're there
You guys got me right you guys freaking got me bring in right over again you got me
You still go on the most left hand lane even if you're not turning unless it's like physically
impossible.
Did my part donating blood yesterday with my friend?
Cheers from Singapore.
Dude, that's awesome.
Thank you for doing that.
I'm going to donate plasma.
Plasma is such an important part of the quality of life.
Good morning from Germany, who's watching your food review and I can confirm apart from
kebab our food is really bad most of the time.
Keep it up, eight three sir.
I think Germans are very proud of their kebabs because that is mostly their best food.
I'm not saying Germany doesn't have other good foods.
You can't join Manchester.
Yes!
But I won't lie dude, it's bread and kebab and beer that's carrying it dude.
Sending love from the Pacific Northwest up in the water.
Kebab is not bad, but you know what it's...
Kebab is Turkish.
I mean, Kebab is Turkish, but...
like that was the good food in Germany, you know what I mean?
I'm sure it slapped even harder in Turkey.
I gotta get my way down in Turkey.
Hello, sweetie.
This is Phyllis from Love and Deep Space.
I hope you have fun on your adventure.
What the fuck was that?
No, thank you.
Whoo!
Whomst was that, though?
Whomst was that?
Whomst was that? Who's unlocking this tech to change my TTS without asking it?
Oh dude, it is. Why do they get so cold? Am I crazy?
It's freezing.
4k.
168,000.
I need to get to 170, Chris. Tell him.
I need to get to 170,000.
Oh my god, my shirt.
Oh, hi.
Oh, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
We'll see you in a couple of days for the update.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Like, friggin' thank you.
It's called El Moria.
Is it good?
What's so good about it?
It's supposed to replicate a festival to the end.
Watching from Norway.
Look forward each year for your cyclathon.
You're doing a great job.
Respect and all the donations.
Amazing.
Thank you.
You try, man.
I appreciate it.
It's the morning of a bank holiday.
The Brits are all asleep after day drinking all weekend.
Haha, that's true.
Wake up, pretty people.
We need donations.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
When you get into this point of the day,
all you gotta do is just paddle
and like not think about anything, you just have to keep pedaling and not pay any mind
to anything else.
Everybody hit me, hit the C line, ARG, ARG, ARG, ARG, ARG.
I don't know what that means, but I'm grateful for the donation and charity.
And that is what is important.
I wish I could donate plasma, but I can't because of illness, so I'll donate this instead.
Hey, everything helps, man. Even like being here, watching right now, helps the stream, helps us raise money.
This tear lander is intentionally left black. You, you, are are.
You know, since you're being here, posting about it, a lot of people know.
But are the allegations that Welsh weaves have sheep on their body pillows true?
No. Not true. Confirmed false.
F Welsh person checking in. So I hope that counts. However I'm also from Birmingham.
Oh
Harry
Sometimes
You know you pull the short straw
I'm sorry that you're from Wales. I mean
Me too, but well, it's great
Oh
Meat and greens in the flatbread was an idea a turkish
I came up with observing people in store names food on the move
English
What do you do English?
Should I bring you all beer for dinner?
I'm only an hour away.
No, it's okay.
But thank you.
I don't think we need to drink.
I think we need to die.
And collapse in a bath.
Hello from Toyama Prefecture.
I look forward to seeing you cycle through here.
And I hope you have fun here.
I love Toyama.
Toyama's a great place.
Honestly, there's not many places I don't like in Japan.
I just like, for the fun of it, I hate Nagoya.
I'm just a like, uh, that's just, that's just a me thing there, like no reason, like Nagoya actually has some cool shit.
That's just my jaw that I, I, I don't know Nagoya hates it, that's about it.
It's probably the only place I don't like.
And the Rita airport.
The Rita is actually quite nice, like the rest of it, like the airport.
Bro.
You're like, I'm flying into Tokyo. Yeah, sure buddy.
Yeah, I guess we can call it Tokyo, that makes sense, that feels fair.
I feel like you need a dad joke right now.
Yes.
I tried to open a bike shop, but I just couldn't handle the cycle of business.
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay, the laugh is funnier than the joke, and honestly it's over.
I like Narnia to the place I don't like the airport, it's too far.
It's so far.
And if you miss the Neutera Express, by like a minute, you have to wait like 30
minutes.
And so like, getting home becomes like such a bull-leg, bro.
Which slide goes?
That's behind me.
Literally right on my tail.
Skyline again.
Well, I guess it depends on where you stay, you know?
I am now over 110 donation. Thanks for the motivation absolute giga-trad dude. Absolutely giga-trad.
Wow, my life. That is like you don't understand because like don't even class
I wish I could go make tuna, but I can only donate money Satch. I'll take it honestly
They're behind both
I want to drive an ambulance just for that reason.
I just want to cut a rad.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that is pretty loud.
They're going so slow.
Oh, Dave.
It's this traffic and this traffic lights.
slows you down a lot man. When you don't need a star, you cover so much more distance
obviously, even if you're going like way slower.
Ah, nice.
Oh, Yoshinae with a drive-thru, that's so cool.
I like drive-thrus in Japan, that's so cute.
Oh my gosh.
We got a turn in the bay.
I'll tell you when.
Oh, let me get in front of you.
Oh, my God, chat.
We're so close.
So close, chat.
Get those donors in.
Get them in.
Is it Aia Mori now? Thumbnail of Chris, clapped out caboose.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Welsh girl checking in.
You three are doing amazing work.
Keep it up, Marjo.
Please change.
Okay, keep it up, fellas.
Oh no, it's not going to change.
Place change, place change,
oh no Chad, it's not gonna change, is it?
No, no,
no, no, no,
no, no, no,
no,
no....
Nooo.
I miss hearing you guys on my street where are the chases?
Nothing beats a jet to holiday, unless it's accidentally
I'll take it.
Nothing and worry and pretending it was the plan where we're
long.
Ha ha, you are almost there.
Greetings from Switzerland.
Hello.
Oh shit, there's a saddlepack on the line.
Look at that boys. You are doing great. Wishing you well for me then.
Keep on pushing boys or spag is going to get you and your dummies.
Thank you. I didn't realize it was like a land. I just noticed it.
Where is Bro by Q2? Hopefully a hotel.
Cycle lane.
Oh yeah.
Daily fun fact.
Did you know we have an island named Perch Island after the fish?
It has its own parliament and flag.
Good luck cycling.
That's cool man.
I don't know where that is.
That's cool.
Chattanooga's another straw named after you.
Half one.
Playing very funny.
Yes.
I'm very smooth with it.
Badge check chat. Badge check. Subcheck.
them. what been found? They chew around. high, high, high, lie, high, high, lie, high,
high, high, high, met. I hate everything. We are 169. Holy shit. Chat was so close.
Thank you for the big day at the ocean.
to holiday, unless it includes a Ryanair flight and you forget to feed Paul.
Shout out to everyone here, great tummy ache of 2026 survivor gang riser.
Oh, tomorrow's going to be... If we need to go and swim tomorrow, I think I can do it.
I'm more fish than man right now.
I hope you're able to enjoy your stay given how different it is from Tokyo.
Ah, man.
Ah, Japanese cities are mostly the same.
Good luck and greetings from Finland.
It's not a very good cycle path, to be honest, but hey, we'll take anything.
We're used to like the works.
Once more everything in the world is kind of messed up, but the cycle from is just pure goodness
We're $500 off on seven.
Oh, look at that.
Crazy how it went from, like, silence to city in, like,
a comedy.
Yeah, I mean, thank you, chair.
That's where we go down there.
Yeah.
Should be a lot nicer.
But there's no cycle lanes.
I don't get to go back then on to the mine road.
There's kind of messy in Japan now.
I kind of wish.
How more it is.
Well, they, you know, even Tokyo,
They want all these cycling laws, but then they make it really hard for you to know when
and where to cycle.
I wonder what they're clamping down on cycling.
I don't know.
I mean, some of what I do, it's some do absolutely stupid things, but it feels a bit unnecessary
to clamp down as hard as I did.
It's definitely not a cycle lane.
Like everyone's always like, yeah, it's bad where I live.
But then like, I don't know,
Japan introduced like a bunch of laws
that made it like way stricter.
Like now it's punishable by a fine.
If you spray someone with mud or something,
you go by.
Or if you're too close to another cyclist, which is like, what does that even mean?
How do you, how do you even like, do that?
Last don't know for the day, let's get to one Temmity K.
That'd be nice.
Let's get there, man.
Keep her going, boys.
I will.
That is very beautiful, we're so close now.
I never know boys.
We're so close.
400 away lands.
We're in Shintmachi, Shrapping Street. Very nice.
Very beautiful area.
Oh my god 170k boys!
Let's go!
I will probably be able to donate plasma for the first time in a few months.
You're right, man. I mean, I cannot express.
Here's another 500 to make one day.
Dude!
Great work, boys.
My goat, bro.
Plasma is such a hard thing to get,
because, you know, America is the only country that pays you to do it,
so obviously they have a lot of people doing it.
So earlier today I spent a month and told her about getting a greenhouse,
so do gardening and such, and hope to help those who are hungry.
Aw, that's very noble.
Hopefully we can get it done.
It's like such a, like a plasma infusion.
It's so expensive because there's just not enough plasma.
There's been a shortage for a very long time.
So, please consider doing it.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, those silly Perhalcans.
Perches.
Huh?
Hello, can you switch it up?
Yeah, why?
I'm cycling monkey. You're doing so well, Sea Dog. Thank you for that.
Thank you. I'm going to pause it for now, Chet.
I'm going to stop cycling.
Hello, Connor. Currently at work washing the company cars.
It's very nice to have something to listen to,
and I'm glad to be able to donate to a good cause.
Thank you.
Let's keep walking.
Really there boys.
Wow, I just saw a cat run across the road, that's crazy.
That was a very busy road, I can't just run across.
That's the station of a head chat.
That's our finish line.
Oh, shit.
Hell yeah, dude.
Oh.
What?
I don't think we should do that.
I mean, we've got to just walk it now, but I don't know.
Actually I didn't know how to get to the station for you but we'll see.
Yeah, I wonder what we should uh, hide behind it.
What's that mean?
It's hot.
Yeah, we can, let's walk across, yeah.
Yeah, walk across, walk across, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, yeah, I don't really know the way from here.
I think we just need to...
Are we turning here?
Are we turning it?
We should have just jumped off the bikes here and crossed the roads.
There it is, trap.
Wow, it's a deceptively small station for a big city.
This is quite small for your grand chat.
She know more than gets to be attentive.
I forgot about that.
Amazing day, yeah, it's very nice.
We can go over there and wrap up.
Did you do it?
Nice thumb, man.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Staying long, staying long, staying long
Should we wrap it up here?
With the station behind us, right?
I think it's perfect back here.
It's on camera.
Aw.
We're done boys.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Aw, man.
Is that fun?
How's that?
Your head from me?
Uh...
I won't forget it.
Ha!
Are we gonna do this?
Are we gonna do this?
I do.
Ever.
You know, we raised over $50,000 a charity.
That's how it's for that.
All of us are great.
It's worth it, right?
We're all great.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
It's been a good day.
We're going to call Mouse today.
So we're going to call Mouse tomorrow.
We're going to call Mouse tomorrow.
We're going to sell the cars.
What is the name of the 70 bloggers spot?
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
What do you say?
88?
88.
OK.
What do you think it looked like?
Enjoy it.
How many was today?
70.
70.
It's just another 5 plus 20 bloggers spot.
16, actually.
That's a pretty nice amount of truth.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well, thank you everybody for joining us.
I'm going to raid the Raw. Raw CDs.
RIP Schlatt, he sees I. I don't know what that's about.
I don't think he's going to come.
We need the Hennie Popper for that.
I'm telling you my right there.
You didn't make a little stop.
You didn't do? Listen to him.
Hennie in the back.
You see him in the back?
They had my favorite whiskey at the motel, I was gonna have a little nibble there, Bungalow Trace.
That's what? Yeah.
You like that?
Yeah, I like that.
Okay, Chad, thank you so much for watching.
Again, today we've been raising money for the University Foundation,
and that's just 550 diseases that are all in one.
You know, what we're doing is just guessing.
Works, it's like...
500 diseases, all in one.
I'm telling you, you should try it 500%
If you kiss Connor it's 500%
I think I did get 500% of the disease with my tuna
But yeah, I mean not since we're going to put the work together next time
next season we'll have some money to get it to help
So I really do appreciate you all being here
Just putting the stream and watching some ads slowly
Enjoying
Thanks for your running up
We're all there, so thank you guys
We'll see you guys tomorrow
We'll do another 88km per hour
So we'll see you guys there, and I'll be in search of Johnnie.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye guys.
Bye, bro.
Good fun.
Good time.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Be nice to Rob, guys.
I only got to be up here.
We've got to be up here.
Or tell the camera.
I don't know.